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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Lady Barbarina, by Henry James
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+Title: Lady Barbarina
+ The Siege of London, An International Episode and Other Tales
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+Author: Henry James
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+ LADY BARBARINA
+ THE SIEGE OF LONDON
+ AN INTERNATIONAL EPISODE
+ AND OTHER TALES
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+ HENRY JAMES
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+ * * * * *
+
+ MACMILLAN AND CO., LIMITED
+ ST. MARTIN’S STREET, LONDON
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+ 1922
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+ COPYRIGHT.
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+ * * * * *
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+ PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN
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+
+PREFACE
+
+
+I have gathered into this volume several short fictions of the type I
+have already found it convenient to refer to as “international”—though I
+freely recognise, before the array of my productions, of whatever length
+and whatever brevity, the general applicability of that term. On the
+interest of _contrasted_ things any painter of life and manners
+inevitably much depends, and contrast, fortunately for him, is easy to
+seek and to recognise; the only difficulty is in presenting it again with
+effect, in extracting from it its sense and its lesson. The reader of
+these volumes will certainly see it offered in no form so frequent or so
+salient as that of the opposition of aspects from country to country.
+Their author, I am quite aware, would seem struck with no possibility of
+contrast in the human lot so great as that encountered as we turn back
+and forth between the distinctively American and the distinctively
+European outlook. He might even perhaps on such a showing be represented
+as scarce aware, before the human scene, of any other sharp antithesis at
+all. He is far from denying that this one has always been vivid for him;
+yet there are cases in which, however obvious and however contributive,
+its office for the particular demonstration has been quite secondary, and
+in which the work is by no means merely addressed to the illustration of
+it. These things have had in the latter case their proper subject: as,
+for instance, the subject of “The Wings of the Dove,” or that of “The
+Golden Bowl,” has not been the exhibited behaviour of certain Americans
+as Americans, of certain English persons as English, of certain Romans as
+Romans. Americans, Englishmen, Romans are, in the whole matter, agents
+or victims; but this is in virtue of an association nowadays so
+developed, so easily to be taken for granted, as to have created a new
+scale of relations altogether, a state of things from which _emphasised_
+internationalism has either quite dropped or is well on its way to drop.
+The dramatic side of human situations subsists of course on contrast; and
+when we come to the two novels I have just named we shall see, for
+example, just how they positively provide themselves with that source of
+interest. We shall see nevertheless at the same time that the subject
+could in each case have been perfectly expressed had _all_ the persons
+concerned been only American or only English or only Roman or whatever.
+
+If it be asked then, in this light, why they deviate from that natural
+harmony, why the author resorts to the greater extravagance when the less
+would serve, the answer is simply that the course taken has been, on
+reflexion, the course of the greater amusement. That is an explanation
+adequate, I admit, only when itself a little explained—but I shall have
+due occasion to explain it. Let me for the moment merely note that the
+very condition I here glance at—that of the achieved social fusion, say,
+without the sense and experience of which neither “The Wings of the
+Dove,” nor “The Golden Bowl,” nor “The Portrait of a Lady,” nor even,
+after all, I think, “The Ambassadors,” would have been written—represents
+a series of facts of the highest interest and one that, at this time of
+day, the late-coming observer and painter, the novelist sometimes
+depressed by all the drawbacks of a literary form overworked and relaxed,
+can only rejoice to meet in his path and to measure more and more as a
+portent and an opportunity. In proportion as he intelligently meets it,
+and more especially in proportion as he may happen to have “assisted”
+from far back at so many of the odd and fresh phenomena involved, must he
+see a vast new province, infinitely peopled and infinitely elastic—by
+which I mean with incalculable power to grow—annexed to the kingdom of
+the dramatist. On this point, however, much more is to be said than I
+can touch on by the way—so that I return to my minor contention; which is
+that in a whole group of tales I here collect the principle of
+illustration has on the other hand quite definitely been that the idea
+could _not_ have expressed itself without the narrower application of
+international terms. The contrast in “Lady Barbarina” depends altogether
+on the immitigable Anglicism of this young woman and that equally marked
+projection of New York elements and objects which, surrounding and
+framing her figure, throws it into eminent relief. She has her personal
+qualities, but the very interest, the very curiosity of the matter is
+that her imbroglio is able to attest itself with scarce so much as a
+reference to them. It plays itself out quite consistently on the plane
+of her general, her instinctive, her exasperatedly conscious ones. The
+others, the more intimate, the subtler, the finer—so far as there may
+have been such—virtually become, while the story is enacted, not
+relevant, though their relevancy might have come up on some other basis.
+
+But that this is true, always in its degree, of each of the other
+contributions to the class before us, we shall sufficiently make out, I
+think, as we take them in their order. I am only struck, I may indeed
+parenthesise, with the inveteracy of the general ground (not to say of
+the extension I give it) over which my present remarks play. It does
+thus in truth come home to me that, combining and comparing in whatever
+proportions and by whatever lights, my “America” and its products would
+doubtless, as a theme, have betrayed gaps and infirmities enough without
+such a kicking-up of the dramatic dust (mainly in the foreground) as I
+could set my “Europe” in motion for; just as my Europe would probably
+have limped across our stage to no great effect of processional state
+without an ingenuous young America (constantly seen as ingenuous and
+young) to hold up its legendary train. At the same time I pretend not at
+all to regret my having had from the very first to see my workable world
+all and only as an unnatural mixture. No mixture, for that matter, is
+quite unnatural unless quite sterile, and the particular range of
+associations that betimes, to my eyes, blocked out everything else,
+blocked out aspects and combinations more simply conditioned, was at
+least not open to the reproach of not giving me results. These were but
+what they could be, of course; but such as they were, at all events, here
+am I at this time of day quite earnestly grouping, distinguishing,
+discussing them. The great truth in the whole connexion, however, is, I
+think, that one never really chooses one’s general range of vision—the
+experience from which ideas and themes and suggestions spring: this
+proves ever what it has had to be, this is one with the very turn one’s
+life has taken; so that whenever it “gives,” whatever it makes us feel
+and think of, we regard very much as imposed and inevitable. The subject
+thus pressed upon the artist is the necessity of his case and the fruit
+of his consciousness; which truth makes and has ever made of any quarrel
+with his subject, and stupid attempt to go behind _that_, the true
+stultification of criticism. The author of these remarks has in any case
+felt it, from far back, quite his least stupid course to meet halfway, as
+it were, the turn taken and the perceptions engendered by the tenor of
+his days. Here it is that he has never pretended to “go behind”—which
+would have been for him a deplorable waste of time. The thing of profit
+is to have your experience—to recognise and understand it, and for this
+almost any will do; there being surely no absolute ideal about it beyond
+getting from it all it has to give. The artist—for it is of this strange
+brood we speak—has but to have his honest sense of life to find it fed at
+every pore even as the birds of the air are fed; with more and more to
+give, in turn, as a consequence, and, quite by the same law that governs
+the responsive affection of a kindly-used animal, in proportion as more
+and more is confidently asked.
+
+All of which, however, doubtless wanders a little far from my mild
+argument—that of my so grateful and above all so well-advised primary
+acceptance of a _determined_ array of appearances. What I was clearly to
+be treated to by fate—with the early-taken ply I have already elsewhere
+glanced at—was (should I have the intelligence to embrace it) some
+considerable occasion to appreciate the mixture of manners. So, as I
+say, there would be a decent economy in cultivating the intelligence;
+through the sincerity of which process I have plucked, I hold, every
+little flower of a “subject” pressed between the leaves of these volumes.
+I am tempted indeed to make for my original lucidity the claim of
+something more than bare prudence—almost that of a happy instinctive
+foresight. This is what I mean by having been “well-advised.” It was as
+if I had, vulgarly speaking, received quite at first the “straight
+tip”—to back the right horse or buy the right shares. The mixture of
+manners was to become in other words not a less but a very much more
+appreciable and interesting subject of study. The mixture of manners was
+in fine to loom large and constantly larger all round; it was to be a
+matter, plainly, about which the future would have much to say. Nothing
+appeals to me more, I confess, as a “critic of life” in any sense worthy
+of the name, than the finer—if indeed thereby the less easily
+formulated—group of the conquests of civilisation, the multiplied
+symptoms among educated people, from wherever drawn, of a common
+intelligence and a social fusion tending to abridge old rigours of
+separation. This too, I must admit, in spite of the many-coloured
+sanctity of such rigours in general, which have hitherto made countries
+smaller but kept the globe larger, and by which immediate strangeness,
+immediate beauty, immediate curiosity were so much fostered. Half our
+instincts work for the maintained differences; without them, for
+instance, what would have been the point of the history of poor Lady
+Barbarina? I have but to put that question, I must add, to feel it
+beautifully large; for there looms before me at its touch the vision of a
+Lady Barbarina reconciled, domesticated, developed, of possibly greater
+vividness than the quite other vision expressed in these pages. It is a
+question, however, of the tendency, perceptive as well as reflective too,
+of the braver imagination—which faculty, in our future, strikes me as
+likely to be appealed to much less by the fact, by the pity and the
+misery and the greater or less grotesqueness, of the courageous, or even
+of the timid, missing their lives beyond certain stiff barriers, than by
+the picture of their more and more steadily making out their
+opportunities and their possible communications. Behind all the small
+comedies and tragedies of the international, in a word, has exquisitely
+lurked for me the idea of some eventual sublime consensus of the
+educated; the exquisite conceivabilities of which, intellectual, moral,
+emotional, sensual, social, political—all, I mean, in the face of felt
+difficulty and danger—constitute stuff for such “situations” as may
+easily make many of those of a more familiar type turn pale. _There_, if
+one will—in the dauntless fusions to come—is the personal drama of the
+future.
+
+We are far from it certainly—as I have delayed much too long to remark—in
+the chronicle of Lady Barb. I have placed this composition (1888) at the
+top of my list, in the present cluster, despite the earlier date of some
+of its companions; consistently giving it precedence by reason of its
+greatest length. The idea at the root of it scarcely brooks indication,
+so inevitable had it surely become, in all the conditions, that a young
+Englishwoman in some such predicament should figure as the happy
+pictorial thought. The whole thing rests, I need scarce point out, on
+the most primitive logic. The international relation had begun to
+present itself “socially,” after the liveliest fashion, a quarter of a
+century ago and earlier, as a relation of intermarrying; but nothing was
+meanwhile so striking as that these manifestations took always the same
+turn. The European of “position” married the young American woman, or
+the young American woman married the European of position—one scarce knew
+how best to express the regularity of it; but the social field was
+scanned in vain for a different pairing. No American citizen appeared to
+offer his hand to the “European” girl, or if he did so offered it in
+vain. The bridal migrations were eastward without exception—as rigidly
+as if settled by statute. Custom clearly had acquired the force of law;
+a fact remarkable, significant, interesting and even amusing. And yet,
+withal, it seemed scarce to demand explanations. So far as they appeared
+indeed they were confident on the American side. The representatives of
+that interest had no call in life to go “outside” for their wives—having
+obviously close at hand the largest and choicest assortment of such
+conveniences; as was sufficiently proved by the European “run” on the
+market. What American run on any foreign market had been noted?—save
+indeed always on the part of the women! It all redounded to the honour
+and glory of the young woman grown in American conditions—to cast
+discredit on whose general peerlessness by attested preference for other
+types could but strike the domestic aspirant as an act of disloyalty or
+treachery. It was just the observed rarity of the case therefore that
+prompted one to put it to the imaginative test. Any case so unlikely to
+happen—taking it for at all conceivable—could only be worth attention
+when it _should_, once in a blue moon, occur. There was nothing
+meanwhile, in truth, to “go by”; we had seen the American girl “of
+position” absorbed again and again into the European social system, but
+we had only seen young foreign candidates for places as cooks and
+housemaids absorbed into the American. The more one viewed the possible
+instance, accordingly, the more it appealed to speculative study; so
+that, failing all valid testimony, one had studiously, as it were, to
+forge the very documents.
+
+I have only to add that I found mine, once I had produced them,
+thoroughly convincing: the most one could do, in the conditions, was to
+make one’s picture appear to hang together, and I should have broken
+down, no doubt, had my own, after a superficial question or two, not
+struck me as decently hanging. The essential, at the threshold, I seem
+to recall, was to get my young man right—I somehow quite took for granted
+the getting of my young woman. Was this because, for the portrait of
+Lady Barb, I felt appealed to so little in the name of _shades_? Shades
+would be decidedly neither of her general world nor of her particular
+consciousness: the image I had in view was a maiden nature that, after a
+fashion all its own, should show as fine and complete, show as neither
+coarse nor poor, show above all as a resultant of many causes, quite
+without them. I felt in short sure of Lady Barb, and I think there is no
+question about her, or about the depth of root she might strike in
+American soil, that I shouldn’t have been ready on the spot to answer.
+Such is the luck of the conception that imposes itself _en bloc_—or such
+at least the artist’s luck in face of it; such certainly, to begin with
+and “subjectively” speaking, is the great advantage of a character all of
+a piece: immediacy of representation, the best omens for felicity, then
+so honourably await it. It was Jackson Lemon and _his_ shades,
+comparatively, and his comparative sense for shades, that, in the tale,
+most interested me. The one thing fine-drawn in his wife was that she
+had been able to care for him as he was: to almost every one and every
+thing else equally American, to almost every one and everything else so
+sensibly stamped, toned and warranted, she was to find herself quite
+otherwise affected. With her husband the law was reversed—he had, much
+rather, imputed authority and dignity, imputed weight and charm, to the
+antecedents of which she was so fine and so direct a consequence; his
+estimate, his appreciation of her being founded thus on a vision of
+innumerable close correspondences. It is that vision in him that is
+racked, and at so many fine points, when he finds their experiment come
+so near failure; all of which—at least as I seem to see it again so late
+in the day—lights his inward drama as with the never-quenched lamp of a
+sacred place. His wife’s, on the other hand, goes on in comparatively
+close darkness.
+
+It is indeed late in the day that I thus project the ray of _my_ critical
+lantern, however; for it comes over me even as I write that the general
+air in which most of these particular flowers of fancy bloom is an air we
+have pretty well ceased to breathe. “Lady Barbarina” is, as I have said,
+scarce a quarter of a century old; but so many of the perceived
+conditions in which it took birth have changed that the account of them
+embodied in that tale and its associates will already pass for ancient
+history. “Civilisation” and education move fast, after all, and too many
+things have happened; too many _sorts_ of things, above all, seem more
+and more likely to happen. This multiplication of kinds of occurrences,
+I make no doubt, will promote the inspiration of observers and poets to
+come; but it may meanwhile well make for an effect of superannuation in
+any record of the leaner years. Jackson Lemon’s has become a more
+frequent adventure, and Lady Barbarina is to-day as much at her ease in
+New York, in Washington, at Newport, as in London or in Rome. If this is
+her case, moreover, it is still more that of little Mrs. Headway, of “The
+Siege of London” (1883), who suffers, I feel, by the sad circumstance
+that her type of complication, or, more exactly speaking perhaps, that of
+the gentlemen concerned with her, is no longer eminent, or at least
+salient. Both she and her friends have had too many companions and
+successors; so that to reinvest them with historic importance, with
+individual dignity, I have to think of them rather as brave precursors,
+as adventurous skirmishers and _éclaireurs_. This doesn’t diminish, I
+recognise, any interest that may reside in the form either of “The Siege”
+aforesaid or of its congeners “An International Episode,” “A Bundle of
+Letters” and “The Pension Beaurepas.” Or rather indeed perhaps I should
+distinguish among these things and, if presuming to claim for several
+some hint of the distinction we may see exemplified in any first-class
+art-museum, the distinction of the archaic subject treated by a
+“primitive” master of high finish, yet notice duly that others are no
+more “quaint” than need be. What has really happened, I think, is that
+the _great_ international cases, those that bristle with fifty sorts of
+social reference and overflow, and, by the same token, with a hundred
+illustrations of social incoherence, are now equally taken for granted on
+all sides of the sea, have simply become incidents and examples of the
+mixture of manners, as I call it, and the thicker fusion: which may mean
+nothing more, in truth, but that social incoherence (with the sense for
+its opposite practically extinct among the nations) has at last got
+itself accepted, right and left, as normal.
+
+So much, as I put it, for the great cases; but a certain freshness, I
+make out, still hangs strangely enough about the smaller and the more
+numerous; those to which we owe it that such anecdotes—in my general
+array—as “Pandora,” as “Fordham Castle,” as “Flickerbridge,” as “Miss
+Gunton of Poughkeepsie,” are by no means false even to present
+appearances. “The Pension Beaurepas” is not alone, thanks to some of its
+associations, in glowing for me with the tender grace of a day that is
+dead; and yet, though the accidents and accessories, in such a picture,
+may have been marked for change, why shall not the essence of the matter,
+the situation of Mr. and Mrs. Ruck and their daughter at old Geneva—for
+there is of course a new, a newer Geneva—freely recur? I am careful to
+put it as a question, and all for a particular reason—the reason that, to
+be frank, I find myself, before the vast diluvian occidental presence in
+Europe, with its remorseless rising tide and its positive expression of
+almost nothing but quantity and number, deprived, on definite and ample
+grounds, of the precious faculty of confidence. This confidence was of
+old all instinctive, in face of the “common run” of appearances, the even
+then multitudinous, miscellaneous minor international phenomena, those of
+which the “short story,” as contemporaneously practised, could effect a
+fairly prompt and easy notation; but it is now unmistakable that to come
+forth, from whatever privacy, to almost any one of the great European
+highways, and more particularly perhaps to approach the ports of traffic
+for the lately-developed and so flourishing “southern route” from New
+York and Boston, is to encounter one of those big general questions that
+sturdily brush away the multiplication of small answers. “Who are they,
+what are they, whence and whither and why,” the “critic of life,”
+international or other, still, or more and more, asks himself, as he of
+course always asked, but with the actual difference that the reply that
+used to come so conveniently straight, “Why, they’re just the American
+vague variety of the dear old Anglo-Saxon race,” not only hangs fire and
+leaves him to wait and wonder, but really affects him as having for this
+act of deference (as to which he can’t choose, I admit) little more than
+a conscious mocking, baffling, in fact a just all but sinister, grimace.
+“Don’t you wish you knew, or even _could_ know?” the inscrutable grin
+seems to convey; and with resources of cynicism behind it not in the
+least to be disturbed by any such cheap retort as “Don’t you wish that,
+on your side, _you_ could say—or even, for your own convenience, so much
+as guess?”
+
+For there is no communicating to the diluvian presence, on such a scale,
+any suspicion that convenience shall anywhere fail it: all its
+consciousness, on that general head, is that of itself representing and
+actively _being_ the biggest convenience of the world. Little need to
+insist on the guarantee of subjective ease involved in such an
+attitude—the immense noted growth of which casts its chill, as I
+intimate, on the inquirer proceeding from settled premisses. He was
+aware formerly, when it came to an analysis, of all his presumptions; he
+had but to glance for an immemorial assurance at a dozen of the myriad
+“registers” disposed in the vestibules of bankers, the reading-rooms of
+hotels and “exchanges,” open on the most conspicuous table of visited
+palace and castle, to see them bristle with names of a more or less
+conceivable tradition. Queer enough often, whether in isolation or in
+association, were these gages of identity: but their queerness, not
+independent of some more or less traceable weird law, was exactly, after
+all, their most familiar note. They had their way of not breaking,
+through it all, the old sweet Anglo-Saxon spell; they had their way of
+not failing, when all was said, to suggest more communities and
+comprehensions than conundrums and “stunts.” He would be brave, however,
+who should say that any such ghost of a quiet conformity presides in the
+fulness of time over the interminable passenger-lists that proclaim the
+prosperity of the great conveying companies. If little books have their
+fates, little names—and long ones still more—have their eloquence; the
+emphasis of nominal reference in the general roll-call falls so strongly
+upon alien syllables and sounds, representative signs that fit into our
+“English” legend (as we were mainly conscious up to a few years since of
+having inherited that boon) scarcely more than if borrowed from the stony
+slabs of Nineveh. I may not here attempt to weigh the question of what
+these exotic symbols positively represent—a prodigious question, I cannot
+but think; I content myself with noting the difference made for fond
+fancy by the so rapidly established change, by the so considerable drop
+of old associations. The point is of one’s having the heart to assume
+that the Ninevites, as I may momentarily call them for convenience, are
+to be constantly taken as feeling in the same way about fifty
+associational matters as we used, in all satisfaction, to observe our
+earlier generations feel. One can but speak for one’s self, and my
+imagination, on the great highways, I find, doesn’t rise to such people,
+who are obviously beyond my divination. They strike one, above all, as
+giving no account of themselves in any terms already consecrated by human
+use; to this inarticulate state they probably form, collectively, the
+most unprecedented of monuments; abysmal the mystery of what they think,
+what they feel, what they want, what they suppose themselves to be
+saying. There would appear to be to-day no slim scrap even of a Daisy
+Miller to bridge the chasm; no light-footed Francie Dosson or Pandora Day
+to dance before one across the wavering plank.
+
+I plead a blank of memory as to the origin of “The Siege of London”; I
+get no nearer to the birth of the idea than by recalling a certain
+agitation of the spirit, a lively irritation of the temper, under which,
+one evening early in the autumn of 1877, that is more than thirty years
+ago, I walked away from the close of a performance at the Théâtre
+Français. The play had been “Le Demi-Monde” of the younger Dumas, a
+masterpiece which I had not heard for the first time, but a particular
+feature of which on this occasion more than ever yet filled up the
+measure of my impatience. I could less than ever swallow it, Olivier de
+Jalin’s denunciation of Madame d’Ange; the play, from the beginning,
+marches toward it—it is the main hinge of the action; but the very
+perfection with which the part was rendered in those years by Delaunay
+(just as Croizette was pure perfection as Suzanne) seemed to have made me
+present at something inhuman and odious. It was the old story—that from
+the positive, the prodigious _morality_ of such a painter of the
+sophisticated life as Dumas, not from anything else or less edifying, one
+must pray to be delivered. There are doubtless many possible views of
+such a dilemma as Olivier’s, the conflict of propriety for him between
+the man he likes and esteems and the woman he has loved but hasn’t
+esteemed and doesn’t, and as to whom he sees his friend blind, and, as he
+thinks, befooled; in consequence of which I am not re-judging his case.
+But I recover with a pensive pleasure that is almost all a pang the
+intensity with which I could then feel it; to the extent of wondering
+whether the general situation of the three persons concerned, or
+something like it, mightn’t be shown as taking quite another turn. Was
+there not conceivable an Olivier of our race, a different Olivier
+altogether, moved to ask himself how at such a juncture a “real
+gentleman,” distressed and perplexed, would yet most naturally act? The
+question would be interesting, it was easy to judge, if only by the light
+it might throw on some of the other, the antecedent and concomitant,
+phases of a real gentleman’s connexion “at all at all” with such a
+business and such a world. It remained with me, at all events, and was
+to prove in time the germ of “The Siege of London”; of the conception of
+which the state of mind so reflected strikes me as making, I confess,
+very ancient history.
+
+Far away and unspeakably regretted the days, alas, or, more exactly, the
+nights, on which one could walk away from the Français under the spell of
+such fond convictions and such deep and agitating problems. The emphasis
+of the international proposition has indeed had time, as I say, to place
+itself elsewhere—if, for that matter, there be any emphasis or any
+proposition left at all—since the age when that particular pleasure
+seemed the keenest in life. A few months ago, one evening, I found
+myself withdrawing from the very temple and the supposedly sacred rites
+before these latter were a third over: beneath that haunted dome itself
+they seemed to have become at last so accessible, cynically making their
+bargain with them, to the profanations long kept at bay. Only, with that
+evolution of taste possible on the part of the old worshipper in
+question, what world-convulsions mightn’t, in general, well have taken
+place? Let me continue to speak of the rest of the matter here before us
+as therefore of almost prehistoric reference. I was to make, in due
+course, at any rate, my limited application of that glimmering image of a
+M. de Jalin with whom we might have more fellow-feeling, and I sent “The
+Siege of London” accordingly to my admirable friend the late Leslie
+Stephen, then editor of _The Cornhill Magazine_, where it appeared during
+the first two months of 1883. That is all I remember about it save
+always the particular London light in which at that period I invoked the
+muse and drove the pen and with which the compositions resulting strike
+my fancy to-day as so closely interfused that in reading over those of
+them I here preserve every aspect and element of my scene of application
+lives again for me. This scene consisted of small chambers in a small
+street that opened, at a very near corner, into Piccadilly and a view of
+the Green Park; I had dropped into them almost instantaneously, under the
+accepted heavy pressure of the autumnal London of 1876, and was to sit
+scribbling in them for nearly ten years. The big human rumble of
+Piccadilly (all human and equine then and long after) was close at hand;
+I liked to think that Thackeray’s Curzon Street, in which Becky Sharp, or
+rather Mrs. Rawdon Crawley, had lived, was not much further off: I
+thought of it preponderantly, in my comings and goings, as Becky’s and
+her creator’s; just as I was to find fifty other London neighbourhoods
+speak to me almost only with the voice, the thousand voices, of Dickens.
+
+A “great house,” forming the south-west corner of Piccadilly and with its
+long and practically featureless side, continued by the high wall of its
+ample court, opposite my open-eyed windows, gloomed, in dusty brick, as
+the extent of my view, but with a vast convenient neutrality which I
+found, soon enough, protective and not inquisitive, so that whatever
+there was of my sedentary life and regular habits took a sort of local
+wealth of colour from the special greyish-brown tone of the surface
+always before me. This surface hung there like the most voluminous of
+curtains—it masked the very stage of the great theatre of the town. To
+sit for certain hours at one’s desk before it was somehow to occupy in
+the most suitable way in the world the proportionately ample interacts of
+the mightiest of dramas. When I went out it was as if the curtain rose;
+so that, to repeat, I think of my tolerably copious artistry of that time
+as all the fruit of the interacts, with the curtain more or less quietly
+down and with the tuning of fiddles and only the vague rumble of shifted
+scenery playing round it and through it. There were absences of course:
+“A Bundle of Letters,” here reproduced, took birth (1879) during certain
+autumn weeks spent in Paris, where a friend of those years, a young
+London journalist, the late Theodore Child (of Merton College, Oxford,
+who was to die, prematurely and lamentedly, during a gallant professional
+tour of exploration in Persia) was fondly carrying on, under
+difficulties, an Anglo-American periodical called _The Parisian_. He
+invited me to contribute to its pages, and, again, a small
+sharply-resonant street off the Rue de la Paix, where all existence
+somehow went on as a repercussion from well-brushed asphalt, lives for me
+as the scene of my response. A snowstorm of a violence rare in Paris
+raged, I recollect, for many hours, for the greater part of a couple of
+days; muffling me noiselessly into the small shiny shabby salon of an
+_hôtel garni_ with a droll combinational, almost cosmic sign, and
+promoting (it comes back to me) a deep concentration, an unusual
+straightness of labour. “A Bundle of Letters” was written in a single
+long session and, the temperature apart, at a “heat.” Its
+companion-piece, “The Point of View,” marks not less for memory, I find,
+an excursion associated with diligence. I have no heart to “go into”
+these mere ingenious and more or less effective pleasantries to any tune
+beyond this of glancing at the _other_, the extinct, actualities they
+hold up the glimmering taper to. They are still faintly scented,
+doubtless, with something of that authenticity, and a living work of art,
+however limited, pretends always, as for part of its grace, to some good
+faith of community, however indirect, with its period and place.
+
+To read over “The Point of View” has opened up for me, I confess, no
+contentious vista whatever, nothing but the faded iridescence of a
+far-away Washington spring. This, in 1881, had been my first glimpse of
+that interesting city, where I then spent a few weeks, a visit repeated
+the following year; and I remember beginning on the first occasion a
+short imaginary correspondence after the pattern of the then already
+published “Bundle of Letters.” After an absence from America of some
+five years I inevitably, on the spot again, had impressions; and not less
+inevitably and promptly, I remember, recognised the truth that if one
+really was subject to such, and to a good many, and they were at all
+worth entertaining or imparting, one was likely to bristle with a quite
+proportionately smaller number of neat and complacent conclusions.
+Impressions could mutually conflict—which was exactly the interest of
+them; whereas in ninety-nine connexions out of a hundred, conclusions
+could but raise the wind for large groups of persons incapable, to all
+appearance, of intelligently opening their eyes, though much occupied, to
+make up for it, with opening, and all vociferously, their mouths. “The
+Point of View,” in fine, I fear, was but to commemorate, punctually
+enough, its author’s perverse and incurable disposition to interest
+himself less in his own (always so quickly stale) experience, under
+certain sorts of pressure, than in that of conceivable fellow mortals,
+which might be mysteriously and refreshingly different. The thing indeed
+may also serve, in its degree, as a punctual small monument to a
+recognition that was never to fail; that of the nature of the burden
+bequeathed by such rash multiplications of the candid consciousness.
+They are splendid for experience, the multiplications, each in its way an
+intensifier; but expression, liking things above all to be made
+comfortable and easy for it, views them askance. The case remains, none
+the less—alas for this faculty!—that no representation of life worth
+speaking of can go forward without them. All of which will perhaps be
+judged to have but a strained relevance, however, to the fact that,
+though the design of the short imaginary correspondence I speak of was
+interrupted during those first weeks in Washington, a second visit, the
+following spring, served it better; I had kept the thread (through a
+return to London and a return again thence) and, if I remember rightly, I
+brought my small scheme to a climax on the spot. The finished thing
+appeared in _The Century Magazine_ of December 1882. I recently had the
+chance to “look up,” for old sake’s sake, that momentary seat of the
+good-humoured satiric muse—the seats of the muses, even when the merest
+flutter of one of their robes has been involved, losing no scrap of
+sanctity for me, I profess, by the accident of my having myself had the
+honour to offer the visitant the chair. The chair I had anciently been
+able to push forward in Washington had not, I found, survived the ravage
+of nearly thirty years; its place knew it no more, infirm and precarious
+dependence as it had struck me even at the time as being. So, quite
+exquisitely, as whenever that lapse occurs, the lost presence, the
+obliterated scene, translated itself for me at last into terms of almost
+more than earthly beauty and poetry. Fifty intimate figures and objects
+flushed with life in the other time had passed away since then; a great
+chapter of history had made itself, tremendous things had happened; the
+ghosts of old cherished names, of old tragedies, of old comedies, even of
+old mere mystifications, had marshalled their array. Only the little
+rounded composition remained; which glowed, ever so strangely, like a
+swinging playing lantern, with a light that brought out the past. The
+past had been most concretely that vanished and slightly sordid tenement
+of the current housing of the muse. I had had “rooms” in it, and I could
+remember how the rooms, how the whole place, a nest of rickety tables and
+chairs, lame and disqualified utensils of every sort, and of smiling
+shuffling procrastinating persons of colour, had exhaled for me, to
+pungency, the domestic spirit of the “old South.” I had nursed the
+unmistakable scent; I had read history by its aid; I had learned more
+than I could say of what had anciently been the matter under the reign of
+the great problem of persons of colour—so badly the matter, by my vision,
+that a deluge of blood and fire and tears had been needed to correct it.
+These complacencies of perception swarmed for me again—while yet no brick
+of the little old temple of the revelation stood on another.
+
+I could scarcely have said where the bricks _had_ stood; the other, the
+superseded Washington of the exquisite springtime, of the earlier
+initiation, of the hovering plaintive ghosts, reduced itself to a great
+vague blur of warmth and colour and fragrance. It kept flushing through
+the present—very much as if I had had my small secret for making it. I
+could turn on my finger the magic ring—it was strange how slight a thing,
+a mere handful of pages of light persistent prose, could act as that
+talisman. So, at all events, I like to date, and essentially to
+synchronise, these sincere little studies in general. Nothing perhaps
+can vouch better for their having applied to conditions that
+superficially at least have changed than the fact that to fond memory—I
+speak of my own—there hangs about the last item on this list, the picture
+of “The Pension Beaurepas,” the unearthly poetry, as I call it, of the
+Paquis, and that I should yet have to plunge into gulfs of explanation as
+to where and what the Paquis may have been. An old-world nook of one’s
+youth was so named, a scrap of the lakeside fringe of ancient Geneva, now
+practically quite reformed and improved away. The Pension Beaurepas,
+across the years, looks to me prodigiously archaic and incredibly quaint;
+I ask myself why, at the time, I so wasted the precious treasure of a
+sense that absolutely primitive pre-revolutionary “Europe” had never
+really been swept out of its cupboards, shaken out of its curtains,
+thumped out of its mattresses. The echoes of the eighteenth century, to
+go no further back, must have been thick on its rather greasy stone
+staircase, up down which, unconscious of the character of the fine old
+wrought-iron _rampe_, as of most other things in the world besides, Mr.
+and Mrs. and Miss Ruck, to speak only of them, used mournfully to
+straggle. But I mustn’t really so _much_ as speak only, as even speak,
+of them. They would carry me too far back—which possibly outlived
+verisimilitude in them is what I wish to acknowledge.
+
+ HENRY JAMES.
+
+CONTENTS
+ PAGE
+LADY BARBARINA 1
+THE SIEGE OF LONDON 127
+AN INTERNATIONAL EPISODE 243
+THE PENSION BEAUREPAS 347
+A BUNDLE OF LETTERS 423
+THE POINT OF VIEW 475
+
+
+
+
+LADY BARBARINA
+
+
+I
+
+
+It is well known that there are few sights in the world more brilliant
+than the main avenues of Hyde Park of a fine afternoon in June. This was
+quite the opinion of two persons who on a beautiful day at the beginning
+of that month, four years ago, had established themselves under the great
+trees in a couple of iron chairs—the big ones with arms, for which, if I
+mistake not, you pay twopence—and sat there with the slow procession of
+the Drive behind them while their faces were turned to the more vivid
+agitation of the Row. Lost in the multitude of observers they belonged,
+superficially at least, to that class of persons who, wherever they may
+be, rank rather with the spectators than with the spectacle. They were
+quiet simple elderly, of aspect somewhat neutral; you would have liked
+them extremely but would scarcely have noticed them. It is to them,
+obscure in all that shining host, that we must nevertheless give our
+attention. On which the reader is begged to have confidence; he is not
+asked to make vain concessions. It was indicated touchingly in the faces
+of our friends that they were growing old together and were fond enough
+of each other’s company not to object—since it was a condition—even to
+that. The reader will have guessed that they were husband and wife; and
+perhaps while he is about it will further have guessed that they were of
+that nationality for which Hyde Park at the height of the season is most
+completely illustrative. They were native aliens, so to speak, and
+people at once so initiated and so detached could only be Americans.
+This reflexion indeed you would have made only after some delay; for it
+must be allowed that they bristled with none of those modern signs that
+carry out the tradition of the old indigenous war-paint and feathers.
+They had the American turn of mind, but that was very secret; and to your
+eye—if your eye had cared about it—they might have been either intimately
+British or more remotely foreign. It was as if they studied, for
+convenience, to be superficially colourless; their colour was all in
+their talk. They were not in the least verdant; they were grey rather,
+of monotonous hue. If they were interested in the riders, the horses,
+the walkers, the great exhibition of English wealth and health, beauty,
+luxury and leisure, it was because all this referred itself to other
+impressions, because they had the key to almost everything that needed an
+answer—because, in a word, they were able to compare. They had not
+arrived, they had only returned; and recognition much more than surprise
+was expressed in their quiet eyes. Dexter Freer and his wife belonged in
+fine to that great company of Americans who are constantly “passing
+through” London. Enjoyers of a fortune of which, from any standpoint,
+the limits were plainly visible, they were unable to treat themselves to
+that commonest form of ease, the ease of living at home. They found it
+much more possible to economise at Dresden or Florence than at Buffalo or
+Minneapolis. The saving was greater and the strain was less. From
+Dresden, from Florence, moreover, they constantly made excursions that
+wouldn’t have been possible with an excess of territory; and it is even
+to be feared they practised some eccentricities of thrift. They came to
+London to buy their portmanteaus, their toothbrushes, their
+writing-paper; they occasionally even recrossed the Atlantic westward to
+assure themselves that westward prices were still the same. They were
+eminently a social pair; their interests were mainly personal. Their
+curiosity was so invidiously human that they were supposed to be too
+addicted to gossip, and they certainly kept up their acquaintance with
+the affairs of other people. They had friends in every country, in every
+town; and it was not their fault if people told them their secrets.
+Dexter Freer was a tall lean man, with an interested eye and a nose that
+rather drooped than aspired, yet was salient withal. He brushed his
+hair, which was streaked with white, forward over his ears and into those
+locks represented in the portraits of clean-shaven gentlemen who
+flourished fifty years ago and wore an old-fashioned neckcloth and
+gaiters. His wife, a small plump person, rather polished than naturally
+fresh, with a white face and hair still evenly black, smiled perpetually,
+but had never laughed since the death of a son whom she had lost ten
+years after her marriage. Her husband, on the other hand, who was
+usually quite grave, indulged on great occasions in resounding mirth.
+People confided in her less than in him, but that mattered little, as she
+confided much in herself. Her dress, which was always black or dark
+grey, was so harmoniously simple that you could see she was fond of it;
+it was never smart by accident or by fear. She was full of intentions of
+the most judicious sort and, though perpetually moving about the world,
+had the air of waiting for every one else to pass. She was celebrated
+for the promptitude with which she made her sitting-room at an inn, where
+she might be spending a night or two, appear a real temple of memory.
+With books, flowers, photographs, draperies, rapidly distributed—she had
+even a way, for the most part, of not failing of a piano—the place seemed
+almost hereditary. The pair were just back from America, where they had
+spent three months, and now were able to face the world with something of
+the elation of people who have been justified of a stiff conviction.
+They had found their native land quite ruinous.
+
+“There he is again!” said Mr. Freer, following with his eyes a young man
+who passed along the Row, riding slowly. “That’s a beautiful
+thoroughbred!”
+
+Mrs. Freer asked idle questions only when she wanted time to think. At
+present she had simply to look and see who it was her husband meant.
+“The horse is too big,” she remarked in a moment.
+
+“You mean the rider’s too small,” her husband returned. “He’s mounted on
+his millions.”
+
+“Is it really millions?”
+
+“Seven or eight, they tell me.”
+
+“How disgusting!” It was so that Mrs. Freer usually spoke of the large
+fortunes of the day. “I wish he’d see us,” she added.
+
+“He does see us, but he doesn’t like to look at us. He’s too conscious.
+He isn’t easy.”
+
+“Too conscious of his big horse?”
+
+“Yes and of his big fortune. He’s rather ashamed of that.”
+
+“This is an odd place to hang one’s head in,” said Mrs. Freer.
+
+“I’m not so sure. He’ll find people here richer than himself, and other
+big horses in plenty, and that will cheer him up. Perhaps too he’s
+looking for that girl.”
+
+“The one we heard about? He can’t be such a fool.”
+
+“He isn’t a fool,” said Dexter Freer. “If he’s thinking of her he has
+some good reason.”
+
+“I wonder what Mary Lemon would say,” his wife pursued.
+
+“She’d say it was all right if he should do it. She thinks he can do no
+wrong. He’s immensely fond of her.”
+
+“I shan’t be sure of that,” said Mrs. Freer, “if he takes home a wife
+who’ll despise her.”
+
+“Why should the girl despise her? She’s a delightful woman.”
+
+“The girl will never know it—and if she should it would make no
+difference: she’ll despise everything.”
+
+“I don’t believe it, my dear; she’ll like some things very much. Every
+one will be very nice to her.”
+
+“She’ll despise them all the more. But we’re speaking as if it were all
+arranged. I don’t believe in it at all,” said Mrs. Freer.
+
+“Well, something of the sort—in this case or in some other—is sure to
+happen sooner or later,” her husband replied, turning round a little
+toward the back-water, as it were, formed, near the entrance to the Park,
+by the confluence of the two great vistas of the Drive and the Row.
+
+Our friends had turned their backs, as I have said, to the solemn
+revolution of wheels and the densely-packed mass of spectators who had
+chosen that aspect of the show. These spectators were now agitated by a
+unanimous impulse: the pushing-back of chairs, the shuffle of feet, the
+rustle of garments and the deepening murmur of voices sufficiently
+expressed it. Royalty was approaching—royalty was passing—royalty had
+passed. Mr. Freer turned his head and his ear a little, but failed to
+alter his position further, and his wife took no notice of the flurry.
+They had seen royalty pass, all over Europe, and they knew it passed very
+quickly. Sometimes it came back; sometimes it didn’t; more than once
+they had seen it pass for the last time. They were veteran tourists and
+they knew as perfectly as regular attendants at complicated
+church-services when to get up and when to remain seated. Mr. Freer went
+on with his proposition. “Some young fellow’s certain to do it, and one
+of these girls is certain to take the risk. They must take risks over
+here more and more.”
+
+“The girls, I’ve no doubt, will be glad enough; they have had very little
+chance as yet. But I don’t want Jackson to begin.”
+
+“Do you know I rather think I do,” said Dexter Freer. “It will be so
+very amusing.”
+
+“For us perhaps, but not for him. He’ll repent of it and be wretched.
+He’s too good for that.”
+
+“Wretched never! He has no capacity for wretchedness, and that’s why he
+can afford to risk it.”
+
+“He’ll have to make great concessions,” Mrs. Freer persisted.
+
+“He won’t make one.”
+
+“I should like to see.”
+
+“You admit, then, that it will be amusing: all I contend for,” her
+husband replied. “But, as you say, we’re talking as if it were settled,
+whereas there’s probably nothing in it after all. The best stories
+always turn out false. I shall be sorry in this case.”
+
+They relapsed into silence while people passed and repassed
+them—continuous successive mechanical, with strange facial, strange
+expressional, sequences and contrasts. They watched the procession, but
+no one heeded them, though every one was there so admittedly to see what
+was to be seen. It was all striking, all pictorial, and it made a great
+composition. The wide long area of the Row, its red-brown surface dotted
+with bounding figures, stretched away into the distance and became
+suffused and misty in the bright thick air. The deep dark English
+verdure that bordered and overhung it looked rich and old, revived and
+refreshed though it was by the breath of June. The mild blue of the sky
+was spotted with great silvery clouds, and the light drizzled down in
+heavenly shafts over the quieter spaces of the Park, as one saw them
+beyond the Row. All this, however, was only a background, for the scene
+was before everything personal; quite splendidly so, and full of the
+gloss and lustre, the contrasted tones, of a thousand polished surfaces.
+Certain things were salient, pervasive—the shining flanks of the perfect
+horses, the twinkle of bits and spurs, the smoothness of fine cloth
+adjusted to shoulders and limbs, the sheen of hats and boots, the
+freshness of complexions, the expression of smiling talking faces, the
+flash and flutter of rapid gallops. Faces were everywhere, and they were
+the great effect—above all the fair faces of women on tall horses,
+flushed a little under their stiff black hats, with figures stiffened, in
+spite of much definition of curve, by their tight-fitting habits. Their
+well-secured helmets, their neat compact heads, their straight necks,
+their firm tailor-made armour, their frequent hardy bloom, all made them
+look singularly like amazons about to ride a charge. The men, with their
+eyes before them, with hats of undulating brim, good profiles, high
+collars, white flowers on their chests, long legs and long feet, had an
+air more elaboratively decorative, as they jolted beside the ladies,
+always out of step. These were the younger types; but it was not all
+youth, for many a saddle sustained a richer rotundity, and ruddy faces
+with short white whiskers or with matronly chins looked down comfortably
+from an equilibrium that seemed moral as well as physical. The walkers
+differed from the riders only in being on foot and in looking at the
+riders more than these looked at them; for they would have done as well
+in the saddle and ridden as the others ride. The women had tight little
+bonnets and still tighter little knots of hair; their round chins rested
+on a close swathing of lace or in some cases on throttling silver chains
+and circlets. They had flat backs and small waists, they walked slowly,
+with their elbows out, carrying vast parasols and turning their heads
+very little to the right or the left. They were amazons unmounted, quite
+ready to spring into the saddle. There was a great deal of beauty and a
+diffused look of happy expansion, all limited and controlled, which came
+from clear quiet eyes and well-cut lips, rims of stout vessels that
+didn’t overflow and on which syllables were liquid and sentences brief.
+Some of the young men, as well as the women, had the happiest proportions
+and oval faces—faces in which line and colour were pure and fresh and the
+idea of the moment far from intense.
+
+“They’re often very good-looking,” said Mr. Freer at the end of ten
+minutes. “They’re on the whole the finest whites.”
+
+“So long as they remain white they do very well; but when they venture
+upon colour!” his wife replied. She sat with her eyes at the level of
+the skirts of the ladies who passed her, and she had been following the
+progress of a green velvet robe enriched with ornaments of steel and much
+gathered up in the hands of its wearer, who, herself apparently in her
+teens, was accompanied by a young lady draped in scant pink muslin, a
+tissue embroidered esthetically with flowers that simulated the iris.
+
+“All the same, in a crowd, they’re wonderfully well turned out,” Dexter
+Freer went on—“lumping men and women and horses and dogs together. Look
+at that big fellow on the light chestnut: what could be more perfect? By
+the way, it’s Lord Canterville,” he added in a moment and as if the fact
+were of some importance.
+
+Mrs. Freer recognised its importance to the degree of raising her glass
+to look at Lord Canterville. “How do you know it’s he?” she asked with
+that implement still up.
+
+“I heard him say something the night I went to the House of Lords. It
+was very few words, but I remember him. A man near me mentioned who he
+was.”
+
+“He’s not so handsome as you,” said Mrs. Freer, dropping her glass.
+
+“Ah, you’re too difficult!” her husband murmured. “What a pity the girl
+isn’t with him,” he went on. “We might see something.”
+
+It appeared in a moment, however, that the girl was with him. The
+nobleman designated had ridden slowly forward from the start, then just
+opposite our friends had pulled up to look back as if waiting for some
+one. At the same moment a gentleman in the Walk engaged his attention,
+so that he advanced to the barrier which protects the pedestrians and
+halted there, bending a little from his saddle and talking with his
+friend, who leaned against the rail. Lord Canterville was indeed
+perfect, as his American admirer had said. Upwards of sixty and of great
+stature and great presence, he was a thoroughly splendid apparition. In
+capital preservation he had the freshness of middle life—he would have
+been young indeed to the eye if his large harmonious spread hadn’t spoken
+of the lapse of years. He was clad from head to foot in garments of a
+radiant grey, and his fine florid countenance was surmounted with a white
+hat of which the majestic curves were a triumph of good form. Over his
+mighty chest disposed itself a beard of the richest growth and of a
+colour, in spite of a few streaks vaguely grizzled, to which the coat of
+his admirable horse appeared to be a perfect match. It left no
+opportunity in his uppermost button-hole for the customary orchid; but
+this was of comparatively little consequence, since the vegetation of the
+beard itself was tropical. Astride his great steed, with his big fist,
+gloved in pearl-grey, on his swelling thigh, his face lighted up with
+good-humoured indifference and all his magnificent surface reflecting the
+mild sunshine, he was, strikingly, a founded and builded figure, such as
+could only represent to the public gaze some Institution, some Exhibition
+or some Industry, in a word some unquenchable Interest. People quite
+lingered to look up at him as they passed. His halt was brief, however,
+for he was almost immediately joined by two handsome girls, who were as
+well turned-out, in Dexter Freer’s phrase, as himself. They had been
+detained a moment at the entrance to the Row and now advanced side by
+side, their groom close behind them. One was noticeably taller and older
+than the other, and it was plain at a glance that they were sisters.
+Between them, with their charming shoulders, their contracted waists and
+their skirts that hung without a wrinkle, like plates of zinc, they
+represented in a singularly complete form the pretty English girl in the
+position in which she is prettiest.
+
+“Of course they’re his daughters,” said Dexter Freer as these young
+ladies rode away with Lord Canterville; “and in that case one of them
+must be Jackson Lemon’s sweetheart. Probably the bigger; they said it
+was the eldest. She’s evidently a fine creature.”
+
+“She’d hate it over there,” Mrs. Freer returned for all answer to this
+cluster of inductions.
+
+“You know I don’t admit that. But granting she should, it would do her
+good to have to accommodate herself.”
+
+“She wouldn’t accommodate herself.”
+
+“She looks so confoundedly fortunate, perched up on that saddle,” he went
+on without heed of his wife’s speech.
+
+“Aren’t they supposed to be very poor?”
+
+“Yes, they look it!” And his eyes followed the eminent trio while, with
+the groom, as eminent in his way as any of them, they started on a
+canter.
+
+The air was full of sound, was low and economised; and when, near our
+friends, it became articulate the words were simple and few. “It’s as
+good as the circus, isn’t it, Mrs. Freer?” These words correspond to
+that description, but they pierced the dense medium more effectually than
+any our friends had lately heard. They were uttered by a young man who
+had stopped short in the path, absorbed by the sight of his compatriots.
+He was short and stout, he had a round kind face and short stiff-looking
+hair, which was reproduced in a small bristling beard. He wore a
+double-breasted walking-coat, which was not, however, buttoned, and on
+the summit of his round head was perched a hat of exceeding smallness and
+of the so-called “pot” category. It evidently fitted him, but a hatter
+himself wouldn’t have known why. His hands were encased in new gloves of
+a dark-brown colour, and these masquerading members hung consciously,
+quite ruefully, at his sides. He sported neither umbrella nor stick. He
+offered one of his stuffed gloves almost with eagerness to Mrs. Freer,
+blushing a little as he measured his precipitation.
+
+“Oh Doctor Feeder!”—she smiled at him. Then she repeated to her husband,
+“Doctor Feeder, my dear!” and her husband said, “Oh Doctor, how d’ye do?”
+I have spoken of the composition of the young man’s appearance, but the
+items were not perceived by these two. They saw but one thing, his
+delightful face, which was both simple and clever and, as if this weren’t
+enough, showed a really tasteless overheaping of the cardinal virtues.
+They had lately made the voyage from New York in his company, and he was
+clearly a person who would shine at sea with an almost intolerable
+blandness. After he had stood in front of them a moment a chair beside
+Mrs. Freer became vacant; on which he took possession of it and sat there
+telling her what he thought of the Park and how he liked London. As she
+knew every one she had known many of his people at home, and while she
+listened to him she remembered how large their contribution had been to
+the moral worth of Cincinnati. Mrs. Freer’s social horizon included even
+that city; she had had occasion to exercise an amused recognition of
+several families from Ohio and was acquainted with the position of the
+Feeders there. This family, very numerous, was interwoven into an
+enormous cousinship. She stood off herself from any Western promiscuity,
+but she could have told you whom Doctor Feeder’s great-grandfather had
+married. Every one indeed had heard of the good deeds of the descendants
+of this worthy, who were generally physicians, excellent ones, and whose
+name expressed not inaptly their numerous acts of charity. Sidney
+Feeder, who had several cousins of this name established in the same line
+at Cincinnati, had transferred himself and his ambition to New York,
+where his practice had at the end of three years begun to grow. He had
+studied his profession at Vienna and was saturated with German science;
+had he only worn spectacles he might indeed perfectly, while he watched
+the performers in Rotten Row as if their proceedings were a successful
+demonstration, have passed for some famously “materialistic” young
+German. He had come over to London to attend a medical congress which
+met this year in the British capital, for his interest in the healing art
+was by no means limited to the cure of his patients. It embraced every
+form of experiment, and the expression of his honest eyes would almost
+have reconciled you to vivisection. This was his first time of looking
+into the Park; for social experiments he had little leisure. Being
+aware, however, that it was a very typical and, as might be, symptomatic
+sight, he had conscientiously reserved an afternoon and dressed himself
+carefully for the occasion. “It’s quite a brilliant show,” he said to
+Mrs. Freer; “it makes me wish I had a mount.” Little as he resembled
+Lord Canterville he rode, as he would have gaily said, first-rate.
+
+“Wait till Jackson Lemon passes again and you can stop him and make him
+let you take a turn.” This was the jocular suggestion of Dexter Freer.
+
+“Why, is he here? I’ve been looking out for him and should like to see
+him.”
+
+“Doesn’t he go to your medical congress?” asked Mrs. Freer.
+
+“Well yes, he attends—but isn’t very regular. I guess he goes out a good
+deal.”
+
+“I guess he does,” said Mr. Freer; “and if he isn’t very regular I guess
+he has a good reason. A beautiful reason, a charming reason,” he went
+on, bending forward to look down toward the beginning of the Row. “Dear
+me, what a lovely reason!”
+
+Doctor Feeder followed the direction of his eyes and after a moment
+understood his allusion. Little Jackson Lemon passed, on his big horse,
+along the avenue again, riding beside one of the bright creatures who had
+come that way shortly before under escort of Lord Canterville. His
+lordship followed in conversation with the other, his younger daughter.
+As they advanced Jackson Lemon turned his eyes to the multitude under the
+trees, and it so happened that they rested on the Dexter Freers. He
+smiled, he raised his hat with all possible friendliness, and his three
+companions turned to see whom he so frankly greeted. As he settled his
+hat on his head he espied the young man from Cincinnati, whom he had at
+first overlooked; whereupon he laughed for the luck of it and waved
+Sidney Feeder an airy salutation with his hand, reining in a little at
+the same time just for an instant, as if he half-expected this apparition
+to come and speak to him. Seeing him with strangers, none the less,
+Sidney Feeder hung back, staring a little as he rode away.
+
+It is open to us to know that at this moment the young lady by whose side
+he was riding put him the free question: “Who are those people you bowed
+to?”
+
+“Some old friends of mine—Americans,” said Jackson Lemon.
+
+“Of course they’re Americans; there’s nothing anywhere but Americans
+now.”
+
+“Oh yes, our turn’s coming round!” laughed the young man.
+
+“But that doesn’t say who they are,” his companion continued. “It’s so
+difficult to say who Americans are,” she added before he had time to
+answer her.
+
+“Dexter Freer and his wife—there’s nothing difficult about that. Every
+one knows them,” Jackson explained.
+
+“I never heard of them,” said the English girl.
+
+“Ah, that’s your fault and your misfortune. I assure you everybody knows
+them.”
+
+“And does everybody know the little man with the fat face to whom you
+kissed your hand?”
+
+“I didn’t kiss my hand, but I would if I had thought of it. He’s a great
+chum of mine—a fellow-student at Vienna.”
+
+“And what’s _his_ name?”
+
+“Doctor Feeder.”
+
+Jackson Lemon’s companion had a dandling pause. “Are _all_ your friends
+doctors?”
+
+“No—some of them are in other businesses.”
+
+“Are they all in some business?”
+
+“Most of them—save two or three like Dexter Freer.”
+
+“‘Dexter’ Freer? I thought you said Doctor Freer.”
+
+The young man gave a laugh. “You heard me wrong. You’ve got doctors on
+the brain, Lady Barb.”
+
+“I’m rather glad,” said Lady Barb, giving the rein to her horse, who
+bounded away.
+
+“Well yes, she’s very handsome, the reason,” Doctor Feeder remarked as he
+sat under the trees.
+
+“Is he going to marry her?” Mrs. Freer inquired.
+
+“Marry her? I hope not.”
+
+“Why do you hope not?”
+
+“Because I know nothing about her. I want to know something about the
+woman that man marries.”
+
+“I suppose you’d like him to marry in Cincinnati,” Mrs. Freer not
+unadventurously threw out.
+
+“Well, I’m not particular where it is; but I want to know her first.”
+Doctor Feeder was very sturdy.
+
+“We were in hopes you’d know all about it,” said his other entertainer.
+
+“No, I haven’t kept up with him there.”
+
+“We’ve heard from a dozen people that he has been always with her for the
+last month—and that kind of thing, in England, is supposed to mean
+something. Hasn’t he spoken of her when you’ve seen him?”
+
+“No, he has only talked about the new treatment of spinal meningitis.
+He’s very much interested in spinal meningitis.”
+
+“I wonder if he talks about it to Lady Barb,” said Mrs. Freer.
+
+“Who is she anyway?” the young man wanted to know.
+
+Well, his companions both let him. “Lady Barb Clement.”
+
+“And who’s Lady Barb Clement?”
+
+“The daughter of Lord Canterville.”
+
+“And who’s Lord Canterville?”
+
+“Dexter must tell you that,” said Mrs. Freer.
+
+And Dexter accordingly told him that the Marquis of Canterville had been
+in his day a great sporting nobleman and an ornament to English society,
+and had held more than once a high post in her Majesty’s household.
+Dexter Freer knew all these things—how his lordship had married a
+daughter of Lord Treherne, a very serious intelligent and beautiful woman
+who had redeemed him from the extravagance of his youth and presented him
+in rapid succession with a dozen little tenants for the nurseries at
+Pasterns—this being, as Mr. Freer also knew, the name of the principal
+seat of the Cantervilles. The head of that house was a Tory, but not a
+particular dunce for a Tory, and very popular in society at large;
+good-natured, good-looking, knowing how to be rather remarkably free and
+yet remain a _grand seigneur_, clever enough to make an occasional
+telling speech and much associated with the fine old English pursuits as
+well as with many of the new improvements—the purification of the Turf,
+the opening of the museums on Sunday, the propagation of coffee-taverns,
+the latest ideas on sanitary reform. He disapproved of the extension of
+the suffrage but had positively drainage on the brain. It had been said
+of him at least once—and, if this historian is not mistaken, in
+print—that he was just the man to convey to the popular mind the
+impression that the British aristocracy is still a living force. He was
+unfortunately not very rich—for a man who had to exemplify such
+truths—and of his twelve children no less than seven were daughters.
+Lady Barb, Jackson Lemon’s friend, was the second; the eldest had married
+Lord Beauchemin. Mr. Freer had caught quite the right pronunciation of
+this name, which he successfully sounded as Bitumen. Lady Lucretia had
+done very well, for her husband was rich and she had brought him nothing
+to speak of; but it was hardly to be expected they would all achieve such
+flights. Happily the younger girls were still in the schoolroom, and
+before they had come up, Lady Canterville, who was a woman of bold
+resource, would have worked off the two that were out. It was Lady
+Agatha’s first season; she wasn’t so pretty as her sister, but was
+thought to be cleverer. Half-a-dozen people had spoken to him of Jackson
+Lemon’s being a great deal at the Cantervilles. He was supposed to be
+enormously rich.
+
+“Well, so he is,” said Sidney Feeder, who had listened to Mr. Freer’s
+report with attention, with eagerness even, but, for all its lucidity,
+with an air of imperfect apprehension.
+
+“Yes, but not so rich as they probably think.”
+
+“Do they want his money? Is that what they’re after?”
+
+“You go straight to the point!” Mrs. Freer rang out.
+
+“I haven’t the least idea,” said her husband. “He’s a very good sort in
+himself.”
+
+“Yes, but he’s a doctor,” Mrs. Freer observed.
+
+“What have they got against that?” asked Sidney Feeder.
+
+“Why, over here, you know, they only call them in to prescribe,” said his
+other friend. “The profession isn’t—a—what you’d call aristocratic.”
+
+“Well, I don’t know it, and I don’t know that I want to know it. How do
+you mean, aristocratic? What profession is? It would be rather a
+curious one. Professions are meant to do the work of professions; and
+what work’s done without your sleeves rolled up? Many of the gentlemen
+at the congress there are quite charming.”
+
+“I like doctors very much,” said Mrs. Freer; “my father was a doctor.
+But they don’t marry the daughters of marquises.”
+
+“I don’t believe Jackson wants to marry that one,” Sidney Feeder calmly
+argued.
+
+“Very possibly not—people are such asses,” said Dexter Freer. “But he’ll
+have to decide. I wish you’d find out, by the way. You can if you
+will.”
+
+“I’ll ask him—up at the congress; I can do that. I suppose he has got to
+marry some one.” The young man added in a moment: “And she may be a good
+thing.”
+
+“She’s said to be charming.”
+
+“Very well then, it won’t hurt him. I must say, however, I’m not sure I
+like all that about her family.”
+
+“What I told you? It’s all to their honour and glory,” said Mr. Freer.
+
+“Are they quite on the square? It’s like those people in Thackeray.”
+
+“Oh if Thackeray could have done _this_!” And Mrs. Freer yearned over
+the lost hand.
+
+“You mean all this scene?” asked the young man.
+
+“No; the marriage of a British noblewoman and an American doctor. It
+would have been a subject for a master of satire.”
+
+“You see you do want it, my dear,” said her husband quietly.
+
+“I want it as a story, but I don’t want it for Doctor Lemon.”
+
+“Does he call himself ‘Doctor’ still?” Mr. Freer asked of young Feeder.
+
+“I suppose he does—I call him so. Of course he doesn’t practise. But
+once a doctor always a doctor.”
+
+“That’s doctrine for Lady Barb!”
+
+Sidney Feeder wondered. “Hasn’t _she_ got a title too? What would she
+expect him to be? President of the United States? He’s a man of real
+ability—he might have stood at the head of his profession. When I think
+of that I want to swear. What did his father want to go and make all
+that money for?”
+
+“It must certainly be odd to them to see a ‘medical man’ with six or
+eight millions,” Mr. Freer conceded.
+
+“They use much the same term as the Choctaws,” said his wife.
+
+“Why, some of their own physicians make immense fortunes,” Sidney Feeder
+remarked.
+
+“Couldn’t he,” she went on, “be made a baronet by the Queen?”
+
+“Yes, then he’d be aristocratic,” said the young man. “But I don’t see
+why he should want to marry over here; it seems to me to be going out of
+his way. However, if he’s happy I don’t care. I like him very much; he
+has ‘A1’ ability. If it hadn’t been for his father he’d have made a
+splendid doctor. But, as I say, he takes a great interest in medical
+science and I guess he means to promote it all he can—with his big
+fortune. He’ll be sure to keep up his interest in research. He thinks
+we _do_ know something and is bound we shall know more. I hope she won’t
+lower him, the young marchioness—is that her rank? And I hope they’re
+really good people. He ought to be very useful. I should want to know a
+good deal about the foreign family I was going to marry into.”
+
+“He looked to me, riding there, as if he knew a good deal about the
+Clements,” Dexter Freer said, getting to his feet as his wife suggested
+they ought to be going; “and he looked to me pleased with the knowledge.
+There they come down the other side. Will you walk away with us or will
+you stay?”
+
+“Stop him and ask him, and then come and tell us—in Jermyn Street.” This
+was Mrs. Freer’s parting injunction to Sidney Feeder.
+
+“He ought to come himself—tell him that,” her husband added.
+
+“Well, I guess I’ll stay,” said the young man as his companions merged
+themselves in the crowd that now was tending toward the gates. He went
+and stood by the barrier and saw Doctor Lemon and his friends pull up at
+the entrance to the Row, where they apparently prepared to separate. The
+separation took some time and Jackson’s colleague became interested.
+Lord Canterville and his younger daughter lingered to talk with two
+gentlemen, also mounted, who looked a good deal at the legs of Lady
+Agatha’s horse. Doctor Lemon and Lady Barb were face to face, very near
+each other, and she, leaning forward a little, stroked the overlapping
+neck of his glossy bay. At a distance he appeared to be talking and she
+to be listening without response. “Oh yes, he’s making love to her,”
+thought Sidney Feeder. Suddenly her father and sister turned away to
+leave the Park, and she joined them and disappeared while Jackson came up
+on the left again as for a final gallop. He hadn’t gone far before he
+perceived his comrade, who awaited him at the rail; and he repeated the
+gesture Lady Barb had described as a kiss of the hand, though it had not
+to his friend’s eyes that full grace. When he came within hail he pulled
+up.
+
+“If I had known you were coming here I’d have given you a mount,” he
+immediately and bountifully cried. There was not in his person that
+irradiation of wealth and distinction which made Lord Canterville glow
+like a picture; but as he sat there with his neat little legs stuck out
+he looked very bright and sharp and happy, wearing in his degree the
+aspect of one of Fortune’s favourites. He had a thin keen delicate face,
+a nose very carefully finished, a quick eye, a trifle hard in expression,
+and a fine dark moustache, a good deal cultivated. He was not striking,
+but he had his intensity, and it was easy to see that he had his
+purposes.
+
+“How many horses have you got—about forty?” his compatriot inquired in
+response to his greeting.
+
+“About five hundred,” said Jackson Lemon.
+
+“Did you mount your friends—the three you were riding with?”
+
+“Mount them? They’ve got the best horses in England.”
+
+“Did they sell you this one?” Sidney Feeder continued in the same
+humorous strain.
+
+“What do you think of him?” said his friend without heed of this
+question.
+
+“Well, he’s an awful old screw. I wonder he can carry you.”
+
+“Where did you get your hat?” Jackson asked both as a retort and as a
+relevant criticism.
+
+“I got it in New York. What’s the matter with it?”
+
+“It’s very beautiful. I wish I had brought over one like it.”
+
+“The head’s the thing—not the hat. I don’t mean yours—I mean mine,”
+Sidney Feeder laughed. “There’s something very deep in your question. I
+must think it over.”
+
+“Don’t—don’t,” said Jackson Lemon; “you’ll never get to the bottom of it.
+Are you having a good time?”
+
+“A glorious time. Have you been up to-day?”
+
+“Up among the doctors? No—I’ve had a lot of things to do,” Jackson was
+obliged to plead.
+
+“Well”—and his friend richly recovered it—“we had a very interesting
+discussion. I made a few remarks.”
+
+“You ought to have told me. What were they about?”
+
+“About the intermarriage of races from the point of view—” And Sidney
+Feeder paused a moment, occupied with the attempt to scratch the nose of
+the beautiful horse.
+
+“From the point of view of the progeny, I suppose?”
+
+“Not at all. From the point of view of the old friends.”
+
+“Damn the old friends!” Doctor Lemon exclaimed with jocular crudity.
+
+“Is it true that you’re going to marry a young marchioness?”
+
+The face of the speaker in the saddle became just a trifle rigid, and his
+firm eyes penetrated the other. “Who has played that on you?”
+
+“Mr. and Mrs. Freer, whom I met just now.”
+
+“Mr. and Mrs. Freer be hanged too. And who told _them_?”
+
+“Ever so many fashionable people. I don’t know who.”
+
+“Gad, how things are tattled!” cried Jackson Lemon with asperity.
+
+“I can see it’s true by the way you say that,” his friend ingenuously
+stated.
+
+“Do Freer and his wife believe it?” Jackson went on impatiently.
+
+“They want you to go and see them. You can judge for yourself.”
+
+“I’ll go and see them and tell them to mind their business.”
+
+“In Jermyn Street; but I forget the number. I’m sorry the marchioness
+isn’t one of ours,” Doctor Feeder continued.
+
+“If I should marry her she _would_ be quick enough. But I don’t see what
+difference it can make to you,” said Jackson.
+
+“Why, she’ll look down on the profession, and I don’t like that from your
+wife.”
+
+“That will touch me more than you.”
+
+“Then it _is_ true?” Doctor Feeder cried with a finer appeal.
+
+“She won’t look down. I’ll answer for that.”
+
+“You won’t care. You’re out of it all now.”
+
+“No, I’m not. I mean to do no end of work.”
+
+“I’ll believe that when I see it,” said Sidney Feeder, who was by no
+means perfectly incredulous, but who thought it salutary to take that
+tone. “I’m not sure you’ve any right to work—you oughtn’t to have
+everything; you ought to leave the field to us, not take the bread out of
+our mouths and get the _kudos_. You must pay the penalty of being
+bloated. You’d have been celebrated if you had continued to
+practise—more celebrated than any one. But you won’t be now—you can’t be
+any way you fix it. Some one else is going to be in your place.”
+
+Jackson Lemon listened to this, but without meeting the eyes of the
+prophet; not, however, as if he were avoiding them, but as if the long
+stretch of the Ride, now less and less obstructed, irresistibly drew him
+off again and made his companion’s talk retarding. Nevertheless he
+answered deliberately and kindly enough. “I hope it will be you, old
+boy.” And he bowed to a lady who rode past.
+
+“Very likely it will. I hope I make you feel mean. That’s what I’m
+trying to do.”
+
+“Oh awfully!” Jackson cried. “All the more that I’m not in the least
+engaged.”
+
+“Well, that’s good. Won’t you come up to-morrow?” Doctor Feeder went on.
+
+“I’ll try, my dear fellow. I can’t be sure. By-bye!”
+
+“Oh you’re lost anyway!” sighed Sidney Feeder as the other started away.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+It was Lady Marmaduke, wife of Sir Henry of that clan, who had introduced
+the amusing young American to Lady Beauchemin; after which Lady
+Beauchemin had made him acquainted with her mother and sisters. Lady
+Marmaduke too was of outland strain, remaining for her conjugal baronet
+the most ponderable consequence of a tour in the United States. At
+present, by the end of ten years, she knew her London as she had never
+known her New York, so that it had been easy for her to be, as she called
+herself, Jackson’s social godmother. She had views with regard to his
+career, and these views fitted into a scheme of high policy which, if our
+space permitted, I should be glad to lay before the reader in its
+magnitude. She wished to add an arch or two to the bridge on which she
+had effected her transit from America; and it was her belief that Doctor
+Lemon might furnish the materials. This bridge, as yet a somewhat
+sketchy and rickety structure, she saw—in the future—boldly stretch from
+one solid pier to another. It could but serve both ways, for reciprocity
+was the keynote of Lady Marmaduke’s plan. It was her belief that an
+ultimate fusion was inevitable and that those who were the first to
+understand the situation would enjoy the biggest returns from it. The
+first time the young man had dined with her he met Lady Beauchemin, who
+was her intimate friend. Lady Beauchemin was remarkably gracious, asking
+him to come and see her as if she really meant it. He in fact presented
+himself and in her drawing-room met her mother, who happened to be
+calling at the same moment. Lady Canterville, not less friendly than her
+daughter, invited him down to Pasterns for Eastertide, and before a month
+had passed it struck him that, though he was not what he would have
+called intimate at any house in London, the door of the house of Clement
+opened to him pretty often. This seemed no small good fortune, for it
+always opened upon a charming picture. The inmates were a blooming and
+beautiful race, and their interior had an aspect of the ripest comfort.
+It was not the splendour of New York—as New York had lately begun to
+appear to the young man—but an appearance and a set of conditions, of
+factors as he used to say, not to be set in motion in that city by any
+power of purchase. He himself had a great deal of money, and money was
+good even when it was new; but old money was somehow _more_ to the
+shilling and the pound. Even after he learned that Lord Canterville’s
+fortune was less present than past it was still the positive golden glow
+that struck him. It was Lady Beauchemin who had told him her father
+wasn’t rich; having told him furthermore many surprising things—things
+both surprising in themselves and surprising on her lips. This was to
+come home to him afresh that evening—the day he met Sidney Feeder in the
+Park. He dined out in the company of Lady Beauchemin, and afterwards, as
+she was alone—her husband had gone down to listen to a debate—she offered
+to “take him on.” She was going to several places, at some of which he
+must be due. They compared notes, and it was settled they should proceed
+together to the Trumpingtons’, whither, it appeared at eleven o’clock,
+all the world was proceeding, with the approach to the house choked for
+half a mile with carriages. It was a close muggy night; Lady
+Beauchemin’s chariot, in its place in the rank, stood still for long
+periods. In his corner beside her, through the open window, Jackson
+Lemon, rather hot, rather oppressed, looked out on the moist greasy
+pavement, over which was flung, a considerable distance up and down, the
+flare of a public-house. Lady Beauchemin, however, was not impatient,
+for she had a purpose in her mind, and now she could say what she wished.
+
+“Do you really love her?” That was the first thing she said.
+
+“Well, I guess so,” Jackson Lemon answered as if he didn’t recognise the
+obligation to be serious.
+
+She looked at him a moment in silence; he felt her gaze and, turning his
+eyes, saw her face, partly shadowed, with the aid of a street-lamp. She
+was not so pretty as Lady Barb; her features had a certain sharpness; her
+hair, very light in colour and wonderfully frizzled, almost covered her
+eyes, the expression of which, however, together with that of her pointed
+nose and the glitter of several diamonds, emerged from the gloom. What
+she next said seemed somehow to fall in with that. “You don’t seem to
+know. I never saw a man in so vague a state.”
+
+“You push me a little too much; I must have time to think of it,” the
+young man returned. “You know in my country they allow us plenty of
+time.” He had several little oddities of expression, of which he was
+perfectly conscious and which he found convenient, for they guarded him
+in a society condemning a lonely New Yorker who proceeded by native
+inspiration to much exposure; they ensured him the profit corresponding
+with sundry sacrifices. He had no great assortment of vernacular
+drolleries, conscious or unconscious, to draw upon; but the occasional
+use of one, discreetly chosen, made him appear simpler than he really
+was, and reasons determined his desiring this result. He was not simple;
+he was subtle, circumspect, shrewd—perfectly aware that he might make
+mistakes. There was a danger of his making one now—a mistake that might
+gravely count. He was resolved only to succeed. It is true that for a
+great success he would take a certain risk; but the risk was to be
+considered, and he gained time while he multiplied his guesses and talked
+about his country.
+
+“You may take ten years if you like,” said Lady Beauchemin. “I’m in no
+hurry whatever to make you my brother-in-law. Only you must remember
+that you spoke to me first.”
+
+“What did I say?”
+
+“You spoke to me of Barb as the finest girl you had seen in England.”
+
+“Oh I’m willing to stand by that.” And he had another try, which would
+have been transparent to a compatriot. “I guess I like her type.”
+
+“I should think you might!”
+
+“I like her all round—with all her peculiarities.”
+
+“What do you mean by her peculiarities?”
+
+“Well, she has some peculiar ideas,” said Jackson Lemon in a tone of the
+sweetest reasonableness, “and she has a peculiar way of speaking.”
+
+“Ah, you can’t expect us to speak so well as you!” cried Lady Beauchemin.
+
+“I don’t see why not.” He was perfectly candid. “You do some things
+much better.”
+
+“We’ve our own ways at any rate, and we think them the best in the
+world—as they mostly are!” laughed Lady Beauchemin. “One of them’s not
+to let a gentleman devote himself to a girl for so long a time without
+some sense of responsibility. If you don’t wish to marry my sister you
+ought to go away.”
+
+“I ought never to have come,” said Jackson Lemon.
+
+“I can scarcely agree to that,” her ladyship good-naturedly replied, “as
+in that case I should have lost the pleasure of knowing you.”
+
+“It would have spared you this duty, which you dislike very much.”
+
+“Asking you about your intentions? Oh I don’t dislike it at all!” she
+cried. “It amuses me extremely.”
+
+“Should you like your sister to marry me?” asked Jackson with great
+simplicity.
+
+If he expected to take her by surprise he was disappointed: she was
+perfectly prepared to commit herself. “I should like it particularly. I
+think English and American society ought to be but one. I mean the best
+of each. A great whole.”
+
+“Will you allow me to ask whether Lady Marmaduke suggested that to you?”
+he at once inquired.
+
+“We’ve often talked of it.”
+
+“Oh yes, that’s her aim.”
+
+“Well, it’s my aim too. I think there’s a lot to be done.”
+
+“And you’d like me to do it?”
+
+“To begin it, precisely. Don’t you think we ought to see more of each
+other? I mean,” she took the precaution to explain, “just the best in
+each country.”
+
+Jackson Lemon appeared to weigh it. “I’m afraid I haven’t any general
+ideas. If I should marry an English girl it wouldn’t be for the good of
+the species.”
+
+“Well, we want to be mixed a little. That I’m sure of,” Lady Beauchemin
+said.
+
+“You certainly got that from Lady Marmaduke,” he commented.
+
+“It’s too tiresome, your not consenting to be serious! But my father
+will make you so,” she went on with her pleasant assurance. “I may as
+well let you know that he intends in a day or two to ask you your
+intentions. That’s all I wished to say to you. I think you ought to be
+prepared.”
+
+“I’m much obliged to you. Lord Canterville will do quite right,” the
+young man allowed.
+
+There was to his companion something really unfathomable in this little
+American doctor whom she had taken up on grounds of large policy and who,
+though he was assumed to have sunk the medical character, was neither
+handsome nor distinguished, but only immensely rich and quite
+original—since he wasn’t strictly insignificant. It was unfathomable to
+begin with that a medical man should be so rich, or that so rich a man
+should be medical; it was even, to an eye always gratified by suitability
+and, for that matter, almost everywhere recognising it, rather
+irritating. Jackson Lemon himself could have explained the anomaly
+better than any one else, but this was an explanation one could scarcely
+ask for. There were other things: his cool acceptance of certain
+situations; his general indisposition to make comprehension easy, let
+alone to guess it, with all his guessing, so much hindered; his way of
+taking refuge in jokes which at times had not even the merit of being
+American; his way too of appearing to be a suitor without being an
+aspirant. Lady Beauchemin, however, was, like her puzzling friend
+himself, prepared to run a certain risk. His reserves made him slippery,
+but that was only when one pressed. She flattered herself she could
+handle people lightly. “My father will be sure to act with perfect
+tact,” she said; “though of course if you shouldn’t care to be questioned
+you can go out of town.” She had the air of really wishing to act with
+the most natural delicacy.
+
+“I don’t want to go out of town; I’m enjoying it far too much here,”
+Jackson cried. “And wouldn’t your father have a right to ask me what I
+should mean by that?”
+
+Lady Beauchemin thought—she really wondered. But in a moment she
+exclaimed: “He’s incapable of saying anything vulgar!”
+
+She hadn’t definitely answered his inquiry, and he was conscious of this;
+but he was quite ready to say to her a little later, as he guided her
+steps from the brougham to the strip of carpet which, beneath a rickety
+border of striped cloth and between a double row of waiting footmen,
+policemen and dingy amateurs of both sexes, stretched from the curbstone
+to the portal of the Trumpingtons: “Of course I shan’t wait for Lord
+Canterville to speak to me.”
+
+He had been expecting some such announcement as this from Lady Beauchemin
+and really judged her father would do no more than his duty. He felt he
+should be prepared with an answer to the high challenge so prefigured,
+and he wondered at himself for still not having come to the point.
+Sidney Feeder’s question in the Park had made him feel rather pointless;
+it was the first direct allusion as yet made to his possible marriage by
+any one but Lady Beauchemin. None of his own people were in London; he
+was perfectly independent, and even if his mother had been within reach
+he couldn’t quite have consulted her on the subject. He loved her
+dearly, better than any one; but she wasn’t a woman to consult, for she
+approved of whatever he did: the fact of his doing it settled the case
+for it. He had been careful not to be too serious when he talked with
+Lady Barb’s relative; but he was very serious indeed as he thought over
+the matter within himself, which he did even among the diversions of the
+next half-hour, while he squeezed, obliquely and with tight arrests,
+through the crush in the Trumpingtons’ drawing-room. At the end of the
+half-hour he came away, and at the door he found Lady Beauchemin, from
+whom he had separated on entering the house and who, this time with a
+companion of her own sex, was awaiting her carriage and still “going on.”
+He gave her his arm to the street, and as she entered the vehicle she
+repeated that she hoped he’d just go out of town.
+
+“Who then would tell me what to do?” he returned, looking at her through
+the window.
+
+She might tell him what to do, but he felt free all the same; and he was
+determined this should continue. To prove it to himself he jumped into a
+hansom and drove back to Brook Street and to his hotel instead of
+proceeding to a bright-windowed house in Portland Place where he knew he
+should after midnight find Lady Canterville and her daughters. He
+recalled a reference to that chance during his ride with Lady Barb, who
+would probably expect him; but it made him taste his liberty not to go,
+and he liked to taste his liberty. He was aware that to taste it in
+perfection he ought to “turn in”; but he didn’t turn in, he didn’t even
+take off his hat. He walked up and down his sitting-room with his head
+surmounted by this ornament, a good deal tipped back, and with his hands
+in his pockets. There were various cards stuck into the frame of the
+mirror over his chimney-piece, and every time he passed the place he
+seemed to see what was written on one of them—the name of the mistress of
+the house in Portland Place, his own name and in the lower left-hand
+corner “A small Dance.” Of course, now, he must make up his mind; he’d
+make it up by the next day: that was what he said to himself as he walked
+up and down; and according to his decision he’d speak to Lord Canterville
+or would take the night-express to Paris. It was better meanwhile he
+shouldn’t see Lady Barb. It was vivid to him, as he occasionally paused
+with fevered eyes on the card in the chimney-glass, that he had come
+pretty far; and he had come so far because he was under the spell—yes, he
+was under the spell, or whatever it was, of Lady Barb. There was no
+doubt whatever of this; he had a faculty for diagnosis and he knew
+perfectly what was the matter with him. He wasted no time in musing on
+the mystery of his state; in wondering if he mightn’t have escaped such a
+seizure by a little vigilance at first, or if it would abate should he go
+away. He accepted it frankly for the sake of the pleasure it gave
+him—the girl was the delight of most of his senses—and confined himself
+to considering how it would square with his general situation to marry
+her. The squaring wouldn’t at all necessarily follow from the fact that
+he was in love; too many other things would come in between. The most
+important of these was the change not only of the geographical but of the
+social standpoint for his wife, and a certain readjustment that it would
+involve in his own relation to things. He wasn’t inclined to
+readjustments, and there was no reason why he should be: his own position
+was in most respects so advantageous. But the girl tempted him almost
+irresistibly, satisfying his imagination both as a lover and as a student
+of the human organism; she was so blooming, so complete, of a type so
+rarely encountered in that degree of perfection. Jackson Lemon was no
+Anglomaniac, but he took peculiar pleasure in certain physical facts of
+the English—their complexion, their temperament, their tissue; and Lady
+Barb had affected him from the first as in flexible virginal form a
+wonderful compendium of these elements. There was something simple and
+robust in her beauty; it had the quietness of an old Greek statue,
+without the vulgarity of the modern simper or of contemporary prettiness.
+Her head was antique, and though her conversation was quite of the
+present period Jackson told himself that some primitive sincerity of soul
+couldn’t but match with the cast of her brow, of her bosom, of the back
+of her neck, and with the high carriage of her head, which was at once so
+noble and so easy. He saw her as she might be in the future, the
+beautiful mother of beautiful children in whom the appearance of “race”
+should be conspicuous. He should like his children to have the
+appearance of race as well as other signs of good stuff, and wasn’t
+unaware that he must take his precautions accordingly. A great many
+people in England had these indications, and it was a pleasure to him to
+see them, especially as no one had them so unmistakably as the second
+daughter of the Cantervilles. It would be a great luxury to call a
+creature so constituted one’s own; nothing could be more evident than
+that, because it made no difference that she wasn’t strikingly clever.
+Striking cleverness wasn’t one of the signs, nor a mark of the English
+complexion in general; it was associated with the modern simper, which
+was a result of modern nerves. If Jackson had wanted a wife all
+fiddlestrings of course he could have found her at home; but this tall
+fair girl, whose character, like her figure, appeared mainly to have been
+formed by riding across country, was differently put together. All the
+same would it suit his book, as they said in London, to marry her and
+transport her to New York? He came back to this question; came back to
+it with a persistency which, had she been admitted to a view of it, would
+have tried the patience of Lady Beauchemin. She had been irritated more
+than once at his appearing to attach himself so exclusively to that horn
+of the dilemma—as if it could possibly fail to be a good thing for a
+little American doctor to marry the daughter of an English peer. It
+would have been more becoming in her ladyship’s eyes that he should take
+this for granted a little more and take the consent of her ladyship’s—of
+their ladyships’—family a little less. They looked at the matter so
+differently! Jackson Lemon was conscious that if he should propose for
+the young woman who so strongly appealed to him it would be because it
+suited him, and not because it suited his possible sisters-in-law. He
+believed himself to act in all things by his own faculty of choice and
+volition, a feature of his outfit in which he had the highest confidence.
+
+It would have seemed, indeed, that just now this part of his inward
+machine was not working very regularly, since, though he had come home to
+go to bed, the stroke of half-past twelve saw him jump not into his
+sheets but into a hansom which the whistle of the porter had summoned to
+the door of his hotel and in which he rattled off to Portland Place.
+Here he found—in a very large house—an assembly of five hundred persons
+and a band of music concealed in a bower of azaleas. Lady Canterville
+had not arrived; he wandered through the rooms and assured himself of
+that. He also discovered a very good conservatory, where there were
+banks and pyramids of azaleas. He watched the top of the staircase, but
+it was a long time before he saw what he was looking for, and his
+impatience grew at last extreme. The reward, however, when it came, was
+all he could have desired. It consisted of a clear smile from Lady Barb,
+who stood behind her mother while the latter extended vague finger-tips
+to the hostess. The entrance of this charming woman and her beautiful
+daughters—always a noticeable incident—was effected with a certain spread
+of commotion, and just now it was agreeable to Jackson to feel this
+produced impression concern him probably more than any one else in the
+house. Tall, dazzling, indifferent, looking about her as if she saw very
+little, Lady Barb was certainly a figure round which a young man’s fancy
+might revolve. Very rare, yet very quiet and very simple, she had little
+manner and little movement; but her detachment was not a vulgar art. She
+appeared to efface herself, to wait till, in the natural course, she
+should be attended to; and in this there was evidently no exaggeration,
+for she was too proud not to have perfect confidence. Her sister, quite
+another affair, with a little surprised smile which seemed to say that in
+her extreme innocence she was still prepared for anything, having heard,
+indirectly, such extraordinary things about society, was much more
+impatient and more expressive, and had always projected across a
+threshold the pretty radiance of her eyes and teeth before her mother’s
+name was announced. Lady Canterville was by many persons more admired
+and more championed than her daughters; she had kept even more beauty
+than she had given them, and it was a beauty which had been called
+intellectual. She had extraordinary sweetness, without any definite
+professions; her manner was mild almost to tenderness; there was even in
+it a degree of thoughtful pity, of human comprehension. Moreover her
+features were perfect, and nothing could be more gently gracious than a
+way she had of speaking, or rather of listening, to people with her head
+inclined a little to one side. Jackson liked her without trepidation,
+and she had certainly been “awfully nice” to him. He approached Lady
+Barb as soon as he could do so without an appearance of rushing up; he
+remarked to her that he hoped very much she wouldn’t dance. He was a
+master of the art which flourishes in New York above every other, and had
+guided her through a dozen waltzes with a skill which, as she felt, left
+absolutely nothing to be desired. But dancing was not his business
+to-night. She smiled without scorn at the expression of his hope.
+
+“That’s what mamma has brought us here for,” she said; “she doesn’t like
+it if we don’t dance.”
+
+“How does she know whether she likes it or not? You always have danced.”
+
+“Oh, once there was a place where I didn’t,” said Lady Barb.
+
+He told her he would at any rate settle it with her mother, and persuaded
+her to wander with him into the conservatory, where coloured lights were
+suspended among the plants and a vault of verdure arched above. In
+comparison with the other rooms this retreat was far and strange. But
+they were not alone; half a-dozen other couples appeared to have had
+reasons as good as theirs. The gloom, none the less, was rosy with the
+slopes of azalea and suffused with mitigated music, which made it
+possible to talk without consideration of one’s neighbours. In spite of
+this, though it was only in looking back on the scene later that Lady
+Barb noted the fact, these dispersed couples were talking very softly.
+She didn’t look at them; she seemed to take it that virtually she was
+alone with the young American. She said something about the flowers,
+about the fragrance of the air; for all answer to which he asked her, as
+he stood there before her, a question that might have startled her by its
+suddenness.
+
+“How do people who marry in England ever know each other before marriage?
+They have no chance.”
+
+“I’m sure I don’t know,” she returned. “I never was married.”
+
+“It’s very different in my country. There a man may see much of a girl;
+he may freely call on her, he may be constantly alone with her. I wish
+you allowed that over here.”
+
+Lady Barb began to examine the less ornamental side of her fan as if it
+had never invited her before. “It must be so very odd, America,” she
+then concluded.
+
+“Well, I guess in that matter we’re right. Over here it’s a leap in the
+dark.”
+
+“I’m sure I don’t know,” she again made answer. She had folded her fan;
+she stretched out her arm mechanically and plucked a sprig of azalea.
+
+“I guess it doesn’t signify after all,” Jackson however proceeded.
+“Don’t you know they say that love’s blind at the best?” His keen young
+face was bent upon hers; his thumbs were in the pockets of his trousers;
+he smiled with a slight strain, showing his fine teeth. She said
+nothing, only pulling her azalea to pieces. She was usually so quiet
+that this small movement was striking.
+
+“This is the first time I’ve seen you in the least without a lot of
+people,” he went on.
+
+“Yes, it’s very tiresome.”
+
+“I’ve been sick of it. I didn’t want even to come here to-night.”
+
+She hadn’t met his eyes, though she knew they were seeking her own. But
+now she looked at him straight. She had never objected to his
+appearance, and in this respect had no repugnance to surmount. She liked
+a man to be tall and handsome, and Jackson Lemon was neither; but when
+she was sixteen, and as tall herself as she was to be at twenty, she had
+been in love—for three weeks—with one of her cousins, a little fellow in
+the Hussars, who was shorter even than the American, was of inches
+markedly fewer than her own. This proved that distinction might be
+independent of stature—not that she had ever reasoned it out. Doctor
+Lemon’s facial spareness and his bright ocular attention, which had a
+fine edge and a marked scale, unfolded and applied rule-fashion, affected
+her as original, and she thought of them as rather formidable to a good
+many people, which would do very well in a husband of hers. As she made
+this reflexion it of course never occurred to her that she herself might
+suffer true measurement, for she was not a sacrificial lamb. She felt
+sure his features expressed a mind—a mind immensely useful, like a good
+hack or whatever, and that he knew how to employ. She would never have
+supposed him a doctor; though indeed when all was said this was very
+negative and didn’t account for the way he imposed himself.
+
+“Why, then, did you come?” she asked in answer to his last speech.
+
+“Because it seems to me after all better to see you this way than not to
+see you at all. I want to know you better.”
+
+“I don’t think I ought to stay here,” she said as she looked round her.
+
+“Don’t go till I’ve told you I love you,” the young man distinctly
+replied.
+
+She made no exclamation, indulged in no start; he couldn’t see even that
+she changed colour. She took his request with a noble simplicity, her
+head erect and her eyes lowered. “I don’t think you’ve quite a right to
+tell me that.”
+
+“Why not?” Jackson demanded. “I want to claim the right. I want you to
+give it to me.”
+
+“I can’t—I don’t know you. You’ve said that yourself.”
+
+“Can’t you have a little faith?” he at once asked, speaking as fast as if
+he were not even a little afraid to urge the pace. “That will help us to
+know each other better. It’s disgusting, the want of opportunity; even
+at Pasterns I could scarcely get a walk with you. But I’ve the most
+absolute trust of you. I _know_ I love you, and I couldn’t do more than
+that at the end of six months. I love your beauty, I love your nature, I
+love you from head to foot. Don’t move, please don’t move.” He lowered
+his tone now, but it went straight to her ear and we must believe
+conveyed a certain eloquence. For himself, after he had heard himself
+say these words, all his being was in a glow. It was a luxury to speak
+to her of her beauty; it brought him nearer to her than he had ever been.
+But the colour had come into her face and seemed to remind him that her
+beauty wasn’t all. “Everything about you is true and sweet and grand,”
+he went on; “everything’s dear to me. I’m sure you’re good. I don’t
+know what you think of me; I asked Lady Beauchemin to tell me, and she
+told me to judge for myself. Well, then, I judge you like me. Haven’t I
+a right to assume that till the contrary’s proved? May I speak to your
+father? That’s what I want to know. I’ve been waiting, but now what
+should I wait for longer? I want to be able to tell him you’ve given me
+hope. I suppose I ought to speak to him first. I meant to, to-morrow,
+but meanwhile, to-night, I thought I’d just put this in. In my country
+it wouldn’t matter particularly. You must see all that over there for
+yourself. If you should tell me not to speak to your father I
+wouldn’t—I’d wait. But I like better to ask your leave to speak to him
+than ask his to speak to you.”
+
+His voice had sunk almost to a whisper, but, though it trembled, the fact
+of his pleading gave it intensity. He had the same attitude, his thumbs
+in his trousers, his neat attentive young head, his smile, which was a
+matter of course; no one would have imagined what he was saying. She had
+listened without moving and at the end she raised her eyes. They rested
+on his own a moment, and he remembered for a long time the look, the
+clear effluence of splendid maidenhood, as deep as a surrender, that
+passed her lids.
+
+Disconcertingly, however, there was no surrender in what she answered.
+“You may say anything you please to my father, but I don’t wish to hear
+any more. You’ve said too much, considering how little idea you’ve given
+me before.”
+
+“I was watching you,” said Jackson Lemon.
+
+She held her head higher, still looking straight at him. Then quite
+seriously, “I don’t like to be watched,” she returned.
+
+“You shouldn’t be so beautiful then. Won’t you give me a word of hope?”
+
+“I’ve never supposed I should marry a foreigner,” said Lady Barb.
+
+“Do you call me a foreigner?”
+
+“I think your ideas are very different and your country different.
+You’ve told me so yourself.”
+
+“I should like to show it to you. I would make you like it.”
+
+“I’m not sure what you’d make me do,” she went on very honestly.
+
+“Nothing you don’t want.”
+
+“I’m sure you’d try,” she smiled as for more accommodation.
+
+“Well,” said Jackson Lemon, “I’m after all trying now.”
+
+To this she returned that she must go to her mother, and he was obliged
+to lead her out of the place. Lady Canterville was not immediately
+found, so that he had time to keep it up a little as they went. “Now
+that I’ve spoken I’m very happy.”
+
+“Perhaps you’re happy too soon.”
+
+“Ah, don’t say that, Lady Barb,” he tenderly groaned.
+
+“Of course I must think of it.”
+
+“Of course you must!” Jackson abundantly concurred. “I’ll speak to your
+father to-morrow.”
+
+“I can’t fancy what he’ll say.”
+
+“How can he dislike me? But I guess he doesn’t!” the young man cried in
+a tone which Lady Beauchemin, had she heard him, would have felt
+connected with his general retreat upon the quaint. What Lady
+Beauchemin’s sister thought of it is not recorded; but there is perhaps a
+clue to her opinion in the answer she made him after a moment’s silence:
+“Really, you know, you _are_ a foreigner!” With this she turned her
+back, for she was already in her mother’s hands. Jackson Lemon said a
+few words to Lady Canterville; they were chiefly about its being very
+hot. She gave him her vague sweet attention, as if he were saying
+something ingenious but of which she missed the point. He could see she
+was thinking of the ways of her daughter Agatha, whose attitude toward
+the contemporary young man was wanting in the perception of differences—a
+madness too much without method; she was evidently not occupied with Lady
+Barb, who was more to be depended on. This young woman never met her
+suitor’s eyes again; she let her own rest rather ostentatiously on other
+objects. At last he was going away without a glance from her. Her
+mother had asked him to luncheon for the morrow, and he had said he would
+come if she would promise him he should see his lordship. “I can’t pay
+you another visit till I’ve had some talk with him.”
+
+“I don’t see why not, but if I speak to him I daresay he will be at
+home,” she returned.
+
+“It will be worth his while!” At this he almost committed himself; and
+he left the house reflecting that as he had never proposed to a girl
+before he couldn’t be expected to know how women demean themselves in
+this emergency. He had heard indeed that Lady Barb had had no end of
+offers; and though he supposed the number probably overstated, as it
+always is, he had to infer that her way of appearing suddenly to have
+dropped him was but the usual behaviour for the occasion.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+At her mother’s the next day she was absent from luncheon, and Lady
+Canterville mentioned to him—he didn’t ask—that she had gone to see a
+dear old great-aunt who was also her godmother and who lived at
+Roehampton. Lord Canterville was not present, but Jackson learned from
+his hostess that he had promised her he would come in exactly at three
+o’clock. Our young man lunched with her ladyship and the children, who
+appeared in force at this repast, all the younger girls being present,
+and two little boys, the juniors of the two sons who were in their teens.
+Doctor Lemon, who was fond of children and thought these absolutely the
+finest in the world—magnificent specimens of a magnificent brood, such as
+it would be so satisfactory in future days to see about his own
+knee—Doctor Lemon felt himself treated as one of the family, but was not
+frightened by what he read into the privilege of his admission. Lady
+Canterville showed no sense whatever of his having mooted the question of
+becoming her son-in-law, and he believed the absent object of his
+attentions hadn’t told her of their evening’s talk. This idea gave him
+pleasure; he liked to think Lady Barb was judging him for herself.
+Perhaps indeed she was taking counsel of the old lady at Roehampton: he
+saw himself the sort of lover of whom a godmother would approve.
+Godmothers, in his mind, were mainly associated with fairy-tales—he had
+had no baptismal sponsors of his own; and that point of view would be
+favourable to a young man with a great deal of gold who had suddenly
+arrived from a foreign country—an apparition surely in a proper degree
+elfish. He made up his mind he should like Lady Canterville as a
+mother-in-law; she would be too well-bred to meddle. Her husband came in
+at three o’clock, just after they had risen, and observed that it was
+very good in him to have waited.
+
+“I haven’t waited,” Jackson replied with his watch in his hand; “you’re
+punctual to the minute.”
+
+I know not how Lord Canterville may have judged his young friend, but
+Jackson Lemon had been told more than once in his life that he would have
+been all right if he hadn’t been so literal. After he had lighted a
+cigarette in his lordship’s “den,” a large brown apartment on the
+ground-floor, which partook at once of the nature of an office and of
+that of a harness-room—it couldn’t have been called in any degree a
+library or even a study—he went straight to the point in these terms:
+“Well now, Lord Canterville, I feel I ought to let you know without more
+delay that I’m in love with Lady Barb and that I should like to make her
+my wife.” So he spoke, puffing his cigarette, with his conscious but
+unextenuating eyes fixed on his host.
+
+No man, as I have intimated, bore better being looked at than this noble
+personage; he seemed to bloom in the envious warmth of human
+contemplation and never appeared so faultless as when most exposed. “My
+dear fellow, my dear fellow,” he murmured almost in disparagement,
+stroking his ambrosial beard from before the empty fireplace. He lifted
+his eyebrows, but looked perfectly good-natured.
+
+“Are you surprised, sir?” Jackson asked.
+
+“Why I suppose a fellow’s surprised at any one’s wanting one of his
+children. He sometimes feels the weight of that sort of thing so much,
+you know. He wonders what use on earth another man can make of them.”
+And Lord Canterville laughed pleasantly through the copious fringe of his
+lips.
+
+“I only want one of them,” said his guest, laughing too, but with a
+lighter organ.
+
+“Polygamy would be rather good for the parents. However, Luke told me
+the other night she knew you to be looking the way you speak of.”
+
+“Yes, I mentioned to Lady Beauchemin that I love Lady Barb, and she
+seemed to think it natural.”
+
+“Oh I suppose there’s no want of nature in it! But, my dear fellow, I
+really don’t know what to say,” his lordship added.
+
+“Of course you’ll have to think of it.” In saying which Jackson felt
+himself make the most liberal concession to the point of view of his
+interlocutor; being perfectly aware that in his own country it wasn’t
+left much to the parents to think of.
+
+“I shall have to talk it over with my wife.”
+
+“Well, Lady Canterville has been very kind to me; I hope she’ll
+continue.”
+
+Lord Canterville passed a large fair hand, as for inspiration, over his
+beard. “My dear fellow, we’re excellent friends. No one could
+appreciate you more than Lady Canterville. Of course we can only
+consider such a question on the—a—the highest grounds. You’d never want
+to marry without knowing—as it were—exactly what you’re doing. I, on my
+side, naturally, you know, am bound to do the best I can for my own poor
+child. At the same time, of course, we don’t want to spend our time
+in—a—walking round the horse. We want to get at the truth about him.”
+It was settled between them after a little that the truth about Lemon’s
+business was that he knew to a certainty the state of his affections and
+was in a position to pretend to the hand of a young lady who, Lord
+Canterville might say without undue swagger, had a right to expect to do
+as well as any girl about the place.
+
+“I should think she had,” Doctor Lemon said. “She’s a very rare type.”
+
+His entertainer had a pleasant blank look. “She’s a clever well-grown
+girl and she takes her fences like a grasshopper. Does she know all
+this, by the way?”
+
+“Oh yes, I told her last night.”
+
+Again Lord Canterville had the air, unusual with him, of sounding, at
+some expense of precious moments, the expression of face of a visitor so
+unacquainted with shyness. “I’m not sure you ought to have done that,
+you know.”
+
+“I couldn’t have spoken to you first—I couldn’t,” said Jackson Lemon. “I
+meant to; but it stuck in my crop.”
+
+“They don’t in your country, I guess,” his lordship amicably laughed.
+
+“Well, not as a general thing. However, I find it very pleasant to have
+the whole thing out with you now.” And in truth it was very pleasant.
+Nothing could be easier, friendlier, more informal, than Lord
+Canterville’s manner, which implied all sorts of equality, especially
+that of age and fortune, and made our young man feel at the end of three
+minutes almost as if he too were a beautifully-preserved and somewhat
+straitened nobleman of sixty, with the views of a man of the world about
+his own marriage. Jackson perceived that Lord Canterville waived the
+point of his having spoken first to the girl herself, and saw in this
+indulgence a just concession to the ardour of young affection. For his
+lordship seemed perfectly to appreciate the sentimental side—at least so
+far as it was embodied in his visitor—when he said without deprecation:
+“Did she give you any encouragement?”
+
+“Well, she didn’t box my ears. She told me she’d think of it, but that I
+must speak to you. Naturally, however, I shouldn’t have said what I did
+if I hadn’t made up my mind during the last fortnight that I’m not
+disagreeable to her.”
+
+“Ah, my dear young man, women are odd fish!” this parent exclaimed rather
+unexpectedly. “But of course you know all that,” he added in an instant;
+“you take the general risk.”
+
+“I’m perfectly willing to take the general risk. The particular risk
+strikes me as small.”
+
+“Well, upon my honour I don’t really know my girls. You see a man’s time
+in England is tremendously taken up; but I daresay it’s the same in your
+country. Their mother knows them—I think I had better send for their
+mother. If you don’t mind,” Lord Canterville wound up, “I’ll just
+suggest that she join us here.”
+
+“I’m rather afraid of you both together, but if it will settle it any
+quicker—!” Jackson said. His companion rang the bell and, when a servant
+appeared, despatched him with a message to her ladyship. While they were
+waiting the young man remembered how easily he could give a more definite
+account of his pecuniary basis. He had simply stated before that he was
+abundantly able to marry; he shrank from putting himself forward as a
+monster of money. With his excellent taste he wished to appeal to Lord
+Canterville primarily as a gentleman. But now that he had to make a
+double impression he bethought himself of his millions, for millions were
+always impressive. “It strikes me as only fair to let you know that my
+fortune’s really considerable.”
+
+“Yes, I daresay you’re beastly rich,” said Lord Canterville with a
+natural and visible faith.
+
+“Well, I represent, all told, some seven millions.”
+
+“Seven millions?”
+
+“I count in dollars. Upwards of a million and a half sterling.”
+
+Lord Canterville looked at him from head to foot, exhaling with great
+promptitude an air of cheerful resignation to a form of grossness
+threatening to become common. Then he said with a touch of that
+inconsequence of which he had already given a glimpse: “What the deuce in
+that case possessed you to turn doctor?”
+
+Jackson Lemon coloured a little and demurred, but bethought himself of
+his best of reasons. “Why, my having simply the talent for it.”
+
+“Of course I don’t for a moment doubt your ability. But don’t you,” his
+lordship candidly asked, “find it rather a bore?”
+
+“I don’t practise much. I’m rather ashamed to say that.”
+
+“Ah well, of course in your country it’s different. I daresay you’ve got
+a door-plate, eh?”
+
+“Oh yes, and a tin sign tied to the balcony!” Jackson laughed.
+
+Here the joke was beyond his friend, who but went on: “What on earth did
+your father say to it?”
+
+“To my going into medicine? He said he’d be hanged if he’d take any of
+my doses. He didn’t think I should succeed; he wanted me to go into the
+house.”
+
+“Into the House—a—?” Lord Canterville just wondered. “That would be into
+your Congress?”
+
+“Ah no, not so bad as that. Into the store,” Jackson returned with that
+refinement of the ingenuous which he reserved for extreme cases.
+
+His host stared, not venturing even for the moment to hazard an
+interpretation; and before a solution had presented itself Lady
+Canterville was on the scene.
+
+“My dear, I thought we had better see you. Do you know he wants to marry
+our second girl?” It was in these simple and lucid terms that her
+husband acquainted her with the question.
+
+She expressed neither surprise nor elation; she simply stood there
+smiling, her head a little inclined to the side and her beautiful
+benevolence well to the front. Her charming eyes rested on Doctor
+Lemon’s; and, though they showed a shade of anxiety for a matter of such
+importance, his own discovered in them none of the coldness of
+calculation. “Are you talking about dear Barb?” she asked in a moment
+and as if her thoughts had been far away.
+
+Of course they were talking about dear Barb, and Jackson repeated to her
+what he had said to her noble spouse. He had thought it all over and his
+mind was quite made up. Moreover, he had spoken to the young woman.
+
+“Did she tell you that, my dear?” his lordship asked while he lighted
+another cigar.
+
+She gave no heed to this inquiry, which had been vague and accidental on
+the speaker’s part; she simply remarked to their visitor that the thing
+was very serious and that they had better sit down a moment. In an
+instant he was near her on the sofa on which she had placed herself and
+whence she still smiled up at her husband with her air of luxurious
+patience.
+
+“Barb has told me nothing,” she dropped, however, after a little.
+
+“That proves how much she cares for me!” Jackson declared with instant
+lucidity.
+
+Lady Canterville looked as if she thought this really too ingenious,
+almost as professional as if their talk were a consultation; but her
+husband went, all gaily, straighter to the point. “Ah well, if she cares
+for you I don’t object.”
+
+This was a little ambiguous; but before the young man had time to look
+into it his hostess put a bland question. “Should you expect her to live
+in America?”
+
+“Oh yes. That’s my home, you know.”
+
+“Shouldn’t you be living sometimes in England?”
+
+“Oh yes—we’ll come over and see you.” He was in love, he wanted to
+marry, he wanted to be genial and to commend himself to the family; yet
+it was in his nature not to accept conditions save in so far as they met
+his taste, not to tie himself or, as they said in New York, give himself
+away. He preferred in any transaction his own terms to those of any one
+else, so that the moment Lady Canterville gave signs of wishing to
+extract a promise he was on his guard.
+
+“She’ll find it very different; perhaps she won’t like it,” her ladyship
+suggested.
+
+“If she likes me she’ll like my country,” Jackson Lemon returned with
+decision.
+
+“He tells me he has a plate on his door,” Lord Canterville put in for the
+right pleasant tone.
+
+“We must talk to her of course; we must understand how she feels”—and his
+wife looked, though still gracious, more nobly responsible.
+
+“Please don’t discourage her, Lady Canterville,” Jackson firmly said;
+“and give me a chance to talk to her a little more myself. You haven’t
+given me much chance, you know.”
+
+“We don’t offer our daughters to people, however amiable, Mr. Lemon.”
+Her charming grand manner rather quickened.
+
+“She isn’t like some women in London, you know,” Lord Canterville
+helpfully explained; “you see we rather stave off the evil day: we like
+to be together.” And Jackson certainly, if the idea had been presented
+to him, would have said that No, decidedly, Lady Barb hadn’t been thrown
+at him.
+
+“Of course not,” he declared in answer to her mother’s remark. “But you
+know you mustn’t decline overtures too much either; you mustn’t make a
+poor fellow wait too long. I admire her, I love her, more than I can
+say; I give you my word of honour for that.”
+
+“He seems to think that settles it,” said Lord Canterville, shining
+richly down at the young American from his place before the cold
+chimney-piece.
+
+“Certainly that’s what we desire, Philip,” her ladyship returned with an
+equal grace.
+
+“Lady Barb believes it; I’m sure she does!” Jackson exclaimed with
+spirit. “Why should I pretend to be in love with her if I’m not?”
+
+Lady Canterville received this appeal in silence, and her husband, with
+just the least air in the world of repressed impatience, began to walk up
+and down the room. He was a man of many engagements, and he had been
+closeted for more than a quarter of an hour with the young American
+doctor. “Do you imagine you should come often to England?” Lady
+Canterville asked as if to think of everything.
+
+“I’m afraid I can’t tell you that; of course we shall do whatever seems
+best.” He was prepared to suppose they should cross the Atlantic every
+summer—that prospect was by no means displeasing to him; but he wasn’t
+prepared to tie himself, as he would have said, up to it, nor up to
+anything in particular. It was in his mind not as an overt pretension
+but as a tacit implication that he should treat with the parents of his
+presumed bride on a footing of perfect equality; and there would somehow
+be nothing equal if he should begin to enter into engagements that didn’t
+belong to the essence of the matter. They were to give their daughter
+and he was to take her: in this arrangement there would be as much on one
+side as on the other. But beyond it he had nothing to ask of them; there
+was nothing he was calling on them to promise, and his own pledges
+therefore would have no equivalent. Whenever his wife should wish it she
+should come over and see her people. Her home was to be in New York; but
+he was tacitly conscious that on the question of absences he should be
+very liberal, and there was meanwhile something in the very grain of his
+character that forbade he should be eagerly yielding about times and
+dates.
+
+Lady Canterville looked at her spouse, but he was now not attentive; he
+was taking a peep at his watch. In a moment, however, he threw out a
+remark to the effect that he thought it a capital thing the two countries
+should become more united, and there was nothing that would bring it
+about better than a few of the best people on both sides pairing-off
+together. The English indeed had begun it; a lot of fellows had brought
+over a lot of pretty girls, and it was quite fair play that the Americans
+should take their pick. They were all one race, after all; and why
+shouldn’t they make one society—the best of both sides, of course?
+Jackson Lemon smiled as he recognised Lady Marmaduke’s great doctrine,
+and he was pleased to think Lady Beauchemin had some influence with her
+father; for he was sure the great old boy, as he mentally designated his
+host, had got all this from her, though he expressed himself less happily
+than the cleverest of his daughters. Our hero had no objection to make
+to it, especially if there were aught in it that would really help his
+case. But it was not in the least on these high grounds he had sought
+the hand of Lady Barb. He wanted her not in order that her people and
+his—the best on both sides!—should make one society; he wanted her simply
+because he wanted her. Lady Canterville smiled, but she seemed to have
+another thought.
+
+“I quite appreciate what my husband says, but I don’t see why poor Barb
+should be the one to begin.”
+
+“I daresay she’ll like it,” said his lordship as if he were attempting a
+short cut. “They say you spoil your women awfully.”
+
+“She’s not one of their women yet,” Lady Canterville remarked in the
+sweetest tone in the world; and then she added without Jackson Lemon’s
+knowing exactly what she meant: “It seems so strange.”
+
+He was slightly irritated, and these vague words perhaps added to the
+feeling. There had been no positive opposition to his suit, and both his
+entertainers were most kind; but he felt them hold back a little, and
+though he hadn’t expected them to throw themselves on his neck he was
+rather disappointed—his pride was touched. Why should they hesitate? He
+knew himself such a good _parti_. It was not so much his noble host—it
+was Lady Canterville. As he saw her lord and master look covertly and a
+second time at his watch he could have believed him glad to settle the
+matter on the spot. Lady Canterville seemed to wish their aspirant to
+come forward more, to give certain assurances and pledges. He felt he
+was ready to say or do anything that was a matter of proper form, but he
+couldn’t take the tone of trying to purchase her ladyship’s assent,
+penetrated as he was with the conviction that such a man as he could be
+trusted to care for his wife rather more than an impecunious British peer
+and _his_ wife could be supposed—with the lights he had acquired on
+English society—to care even for the handsomest of a dozen children. It
+was a mistake on the old lady’s part not to recognise that. He humoured
+this to the extent of saying just a little dryly: “My wife shall
+certainly have everything she wants.”
+
+“He tells me he’s disgustingly rich,” Lord Canterville added, pausing
+before their companion with his hands in his pockets.
+
+“I’m glad to hear it; but it isn’t so much that,” she made answer,
+sinking back a little on her sofa. If it wasn’t that she didn’t say what
+it was, though she had looked for a moment as if she were going to. She
+only raised her eyes to her husband’s face, she asked for inspiration. I
+know not whether she found it, but in a moment she said to Jackson Lemon,
+seeming to imply that it was quite another point: “Do you expect to
+continue your profession?”
+
+He had no such intention, so far as his profession meant getting up at
+three o’clock in the morning to assuage the ills of humanity; but here,
+as before, the touch of such a question instantly stiffened him. “Oh, my
+profession! I rather wince at that grand old name. I’ve neglected my
+work so scandalously that I scarce know on what terms with it I shall
+be—though hoping for the best when once I’m right there again.”
+
+Lady Canterville received these remarks in silence, fixing her eyes once
+more upon her husband’s. But his countenance really rather failed her;
+still with his hands in his pockets, save when he needed to remove his
+cigar from his lips, he went and looked out of the window. “Of course we
+know you don’t practise, and when you’re a married man you’ll have less
+time even than now. But I should really like to know if they call you
+Doctor over there.”
+
+“Oh yes, universally. We’re almost as fond of titles as your people.”
+
+“I don’t call that a title,” her ladyship smiled.
+
+“It’s not so good as duke or marquis, I admit; but we have to take what
+we’ve got.”
+
+“Oh bother, what does it signify?” his lordship demanded from his place
+at the window. “I used to have a horse named Doctor, and a jolly good
+one too.”
+
+“Don’t you call bishops Doctors? Well, then, call me Bishop!” Jackson
+laughed.
+
+Lady Canterville visibly didn’t follow. “I don’t care for _any_ titles,”
+she nevertheless observed. “I don’t see why a gentleman shouldn’t be
+called Mr.”
+
+It suddenly appeared to her young friend that there was something
+helpless, confused and even slightly comical in her state. The
+impression was mollifying, and he too, like Lord Canterville, had begun
+to long for a short cut. He relaxed a moment and, leaning toward his
+hostess with a smile and his hands on his little knees, he said softly:
+“It seems to me a question of no importance. All I desire is that you
+should call me your son-in-law.”
+
+She gave him her hand and he pressed it almost affectionately. Then she
+got up, remarking that before anything was decided she must see her
+child, must learn from her own lips the state of her feelings. “I don’t
+like at all her not having spoken to me already,” she added.
+
+“Where has she gone—to Roehampton? I daresay she has told it all to her
+godmother,” said Lord Canterville.
+
+“She won’t have much to tell, poor girl!” Jackson freely commented. “I
+must really insist on seeing with more freedom the person I wish to
+marry.”
+
+“You shall have all the freedom you want in two or three days,” said Lady
+Canterville. She irradiated all her charity; she appeared to have
+accepted him and yet still to be making tacit assumptions. “Aren’t there
+certain things to be talked of first?”
+
+“Certain things, dear lady?”
+
+She looked at her husband, and though he was still at his window he felt
+it this time in her silence and had to come away and speak. “Oh she
+means settlements and that kind of thing.” This was an allusion that
+came with a much better grace from the father.
+
+Jackson turned from one of his companions to the other; he coloured a
+little and his self-control was perhaps a trifle strained. “Settlements?
+We don’t make them in my country. You may be sure I shall make a proper
+provision for my wife.”
+
+“My dear fellow, over here—in our class, you know—it’s the custom,” said
+Lord Canterville with a truer ease in his face at the thought that the
+discussion was over.
+
+“I’ve my own ideas,” Jackson returned with even greater confidence.
+
+“It seems to me it’s a question for the solicitors to discuss,” Lady
+Canterville suggested.
+
+“They may discuss it as much as they please”—the young man showed
+amusement. He thought he saw his solicitors discussing it! He had
+indeed his own ideas. He opened the door for his hostess and the three
+passed out of the room together, walking into the hall in a silence that
+expressed a considerable awkwardness. A note had been struck which
+grated and scratched a little. A pair of shining footmen, at their
+approach, rose from a bench to a great altitude and stood there like
+sentinels presenting arms. Jackson stopped, looking for a moment into
+the interior of his hat, which he had in his hand. Then raising his keen
+eyes he fixed them a moment on those of Lady Canterville, addressing her
+instinctively rather than his other critic. “I guess you and Lord
+Canterville had better leave it to me!”
+
+“We have our traditions, Mr. Lemon,” said her ladyship with a firm grace.
+“I imagine you don’t know—!” she gravely breathed.
+
+Lord Canterville laid his hand on their visitor’s shoulder. “My dear
+boy, those fellows will settle it in three minutes.”
+
+“Very likely they will!” said Jackson Lemon. Then he asked of Lady
+Canterville when he might see Lady Barb.
+
+She turned it spaciously over. “I’ll write you a note.”
+
+One of the tall footmen at the end of the impressive vista had opened
+wide the portals, as if even he were aware of the dignity to which the
+small strange gentleman had virtually been raised. But Jackson lingered;
+he was visibly unsatisfied, though apparently so little conscious he was
+unsatisfying. “I don’t think you understand me.”
+
+“Your ideas are certainly different,” said Lady Canterville.
+
+His lordship, however, made comparatively light of it. “If the girl
+understands you that’s enough!”
+
+“Mayn’t _she_ write to me?” Jackson asked of her mother. “I certainly
+must write to her, you know, if you won’t let me see her.”.
+
+“Oh yes, you may write to her, Mr. Lemon.”
+
+There was a point, for a moment, in the look he returned on this, while
+he said to himself that if necessary he would transmit his appeal through
+the old lady at Roehampton. “All right—good-bye. You know what I want
+at any rate.” Then as he was going he turned and added: “You needn’t be
+afraid I won’t always bring her over in the hot weather!”
+
+“In the hot weather?” Lady Canterville murmured with vague visions of the
+torrid zone. Jackson however quitted the house with the sense he had
+made great concessions.
+
+His host and hostess passed into a small morning-room and—Lord
+Canterville having taken up his hat and stick to go out again—stood there
+a moment, face to face. Then his lordship spoke in a summary manner.
+“It’s clear enough he wants her.”
+
+“There’s something so odd about him,” Lady Canterville answered. “Fancy
+his speaking so about settlements!”
+
+“You had better give him his head. He’ll go much quieter.”
+
+“He’s so obstinate—very obstinate; it’s easy to see that. And he seems
+to think,” she went on, “that a girl in your daughter’s position can be
+married from one day to the other—with a ring and a new frock—like a
+housemaid.”
+
+“Well that, of course, over there is the kind of thing. But he seems
+really to have a most extraordinary fortune, and every one does say they
+give their women _carte blanche_.”
+
+“_Carte blanche_ is not what Barb wants; she wants a settlement. She
+wants a definite income,” said Lady Canterville; “she wants to be safe.”
+
+He looked at her rather straight. “Has she told you so? I thought you
+said—” And then he stopped. “I beg your pardon,” he added.
+
+She didn’t explain her inconsequence; she only remarked that American
+fortunes were notoriously insecure; one heard of nothing else; they
+melted away like smoke. It was their own duty to their child to demand
+that something should be fixed.
+
+Well, he met this in his way. “He has a million and a half sterling. I
+can’t make out what he does with it.”
+
+She rose to it without a flutter. “Our child should have, then,
+something very handsome.”
+
+“I agree, my dear; but you must manage it; you must consider it; you must
+send for Hardman. Only take care you don’t put him off; it may be a very
+good opening, you know. There’s a great deal to be done out there; I
+believe in all that,” Lord Canterville went on in the tone of a
+conscientious parent.
+
+“There’s no doubt that he _is_ a doctor—in some awful place,” his wife
+brooded.
+
+“He may be a pedlar for all I care.”
+
+“If they should go out I think Agatha might go with them,” her ladyship
+continued in the same tone, but a little disconnectedly.
+
+“You may send them all out if you like. Goodbye!”
+
+The pair embraced, but her hand detained him a moment. “Don’t you think
+he’s greatly in love?”
+
+“Oh yes, he’s very bad—but he’s a sharp little beggar.”
+
+“She certainly quite likes him,” Lady Canterville stated rather formally
+as they separated.
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+Jackson Lemon had said to Dr. Feeder in the Park that he would call on
+Mr. and Mrs. Freer; but three weeks were to elapse before he knocked at
+their door in Jermyn Street. In the meantime he had met them at dinner
+and Mrs. Freer had told him how much she hoped he would find time to come
+and see her. She had not reproached him nor shaken her finger at him,
+and her clemency, which was calculated and very characteristic of her,
+touched him so much—for he was in fault, she was one of his mother’s
+oldest and best friends—that he very soon presented himself. It was on a
+fine Sunday afternoon, rather late, and the region of Jermyn Street
+looked forsaken and inanimate; the native dulness of the brick scenery
+reigned undisputed. Mrs. Freer, however, was at home, resting on a
+lodging-house sofa—an angular couch draped in faded chintz—before she
+went to dress for dinner. She made the young man very welcome; she told
+him again how much she had been thinking of him; she had longed so for a
+chance to talk with him. He immediately guessed what she had in her
+mind, and he then remembered that Sidney Feeder had named to him what it
+was this pair took upon themselves to say. This had provoked him at the
+time, but he had forgotten it afterward; partly because he became aware
+that same night of his wanting to make the “young marchioness” his own
+and partly because since then he had suffered much greater annoyance.
+Yes, the poor young man, so conscious of liberal intentions, of a large
+way of looking at the future, had had much to irritate and disgust him.
+He had seen the mistress of his affections but three or four times, and
+had received a letter from Mr. Hardman, Lord Canterville’s solicitor,
+asking him, in terms the most obsequious it was true, to designate some
+gentleman of the law with whom the preliminaries of his marriage to Lady
+Barbarina Clement might be arranged. He had given Mr. Hardman the name
+of such a functionary, but he had written by the same post to his own
+solicitor—for whose services in other matters he had had much occasion,
+Jackson Lemon being distinctly contentious—instructing him that he was at
+liberty to meet that gentleman, but not at liberty to entertain any
+proposals as to the odious English idea of a settlement. If marrying
+Jackson Lemon wasn’t settlement enough the house of Canterville had but
+to alter their point of view. It was quite out of the question he should
+alter his. It would perhaps be difficult to explain the strong dislike
+he entertained to the introduction into his prospective union of this
+harsh diplomatic element; it was as if they mistrusted him and suspected
+him; as if his hands were to be tied so that he shouldn’t be able to
+handle his own fortune as he thought best. It wasn’t the idea of parting
+with his money that displeased him, for he flattered himself he had plans
+of expenditure for his wife beyond even the imagination of her
+distinguished parents. It struck him even that they were fools not to
+have felt subtly sure they should make a much better thing of it by
+leaving him perfectly free. This intervention of the solicitor was a
+nasty little English tradition—totally at variance with the large spirit
+of American habits—to which he wouldn’t submit. It wasn’t his way to
+submit when he disapproved: why should he change his way on this occasion
+when the matter lay so near him?
+
+These reflexions and a hundred more had flowed freely through his mind
+for several days before his call in Jermyn Street, and they had
+engendered a lively indignation and a bitter sense of wrong. They had
+even introduced, as may be imagined, a certain awkwardness into his
+relations with the house of Canterville, of which indeed it may be said
+that these amenities were for the moment virtually suspended. His first
+interview with Lady Barb after his conference with the old couple, as he
+called her august elders, had been as frank, had been as sweet, as he
+could have desired. Lady Canterville had at the end of three days sent
+him an invitation—five words on a card—asking him to dine with them on
+the morrow quite _en famille_. This had been the only formal intimation
+that his engagement to her daughter was recognised; for even at the
+family banquet, which included half a dozen guests of pleasant address
+but vague affiliation, there had been no reference on the part either of
+his host or his hostess to the subject of their converse in Lord
+Canterville’s den. The only allusion was a wandering ray, once or twice,
+in Lady Barb’s own fine eyes. When, however, after dinner, she strolled
+away with him into the music-room, which was lighted and empty, to play
+for him something out of “Carmen,” of which he had spoken at table, and
+when the young couple were allowed to enjoy for upwards of an hour,
+unmolested, the comparative privacy of that elegant refuge, he felt Lady
+Canterville definitely to count on him. She didn’t believe in any
+serious difficulties. Neither did he then; and that was why it was not
+to be condoned that there should be a vain appearance of them. The
+arrangements, he supposed her ladyship would have said, were pending, and
+indeed they were; for he had already given orders in Bond Street for the
+setting of an extraordinary number of diamonds. Lady Barb, at any rate,
+during that hour he spent with her, had had nothing to say about
+arrangements; and it had been an hour of pure satisfaction. She had
+seated herself at the piano and had played perpetually, in a soft
+incoherent manner, while he leaned over the instrument, very close to
+her, and said everything that came into his head. She was braver and
+handsomer than ever and looked at him as if she liked him out and out.
+
+This was all he expected of her, for it didn’t belong to the cast of her
+beauty to betray a vulgar infatuation. That beauty was clearly all he
+had believed it from the first, and with something now thrown in,
+something ever so touching and stirring, which seemed to stamp her from
+that moment as his precious possession. He felt more than ever her
+intimate value and the great social outlay it had taken to produce such a
+mixture. Simple and girlish as she was, and not particularly quick in
+the give and take of conversation, she seemed to him to have a part of
+the history of England in her blood; she was the fine flower of
+generations of privileged people and of centuries of rich country-life.
+Between these two of course was no glance at the question which had been
+put into the hands of Mr. Hardman, and the last thing that occurred to
+Jackson was that Lady Barb had views as to his settling a fortune upon
+her before their marriage. It may appear odd, but he hadn’t asked
+himself whether his money operated on her in any degree as a bribe; and
+this was because, instinctively, he felt such a speculation idle—the
+point was essentially not to be ascertained—and because he was quite
+ready to take it for agreeable to her to continue to live in luxury. It
+was eminently agreeable to him to have means to enable her to do so. He
+was acquainted with the mingled character of human motives and glad he
+was rich enough to pretend to the hand of a young woman who, for the best
+of reasons, would be very expensive. After the good passage in the
+music-room he had ridden with her twice, but hadn’t found her otherwise
+accessible. She had let him know the second time they rode that Lady
+Canterville had directed her to make, for the moment, no further
+appointment with him; and on his presenting himself more than once at the
+house he had been told that neither the mother nor the daughter was at
+home: it had been added that Lady Barb was staying at Roehampton. In
+touching on that restriction she had launched at him just a
+distinguishable mute reproach—there was always a certain superior
+dumbness in her eyes—as if he were exposing her to an annoyance she ought
+to be spared, or taking an eccentric line on a question that all
+well-bred people treated in the conventional way.
+
+His induction from this was not that she wished to be secure about his
+money, but that, like a dutiful English daughter, she received her
+opinions—on points that were indifferent to her—ready-made from a mamma
+whose fallibility had never been exposed. He knew by this that his
+solicitor had answered Mr. Hardman’s letter and that Lady Canterville’s
+coolness was the fruit of the correspondence. The effect of it was not
+in the least to make him come round, as he phrased it; he had not the
+smallest intention of doing that. Lady Canterville had spoken of the
+traditions of her family; but he had no need to go to his family for his
+own. They resided within himself; anything he had once undiscussably
+made up his mind to acquired in three minutes the force, and with that
+the due dignity of a tradition. Meanwhile he was in the detestable
+position of not knowing whether or no he were engaged. He wrote to Lady
+Barb to clear it up, to smooth it down—it being so strange she shouldn’t
+receive him; and she addressed him in return a very pretty little letter,
+which had to his mind a fine by-gone quality, an old-fashioned, a
+last-century freshness that might have flowed, a little thinly, from the
+pen of Clarissa or Sophia. She professed that she didn’t in the least
+understand the situation; that of course she would never give him up;
+that her mother had said there were the best reasons for their not going
+too fast; that, thank God, she was yet young and could wait as long as he
+would; but that she begged he wouldn’t write her about money-matters: she
+had never been able to count even on her fingers. He felt in no danger
+whatever of making this last mistake; he only noted how Lady Barb thought
+it natural there should be a discussion; and this made it vivid to him
+afresh that he had got hold of a daughter of the Crusaders. His
+ingenious mind could appreciate this hereditary assumption at the very
+same time that, to light his own footsteps, it remained entirely modern.
+He believed—or he thought he believed—that in the end he should marry his
+gorgeous girl on his own terms; but in the interval there was a sensible
+indignity in being challenged and checked. One effect of it indeed was
+to make him desire the young woman more intensely. When she wasn’t
+before his eyes in the flesh she hovered before him as an image, and this
+image had reasons of its own for making him at hours fairly languid with
+love.
+
+There were moments, however, when he wearied of the mere enshrined
+memory—it was too impalpable and too thankless. Then it befell that
+Jackson Lemon for the first time in his life dropped and gave way—gave
+way, that is, to the sense of sadness. He felt alone in London, and very
+much out of it, in spite of all the acquaintances he had made and the
+bills he had paid; he felt the need of a greater intimacy than any he had
+formed—save of course in the case of Lady Barb. He wanted to vent his
+disgust, to relieve himself, from the New York point of view. He felt
+that in engaging in a contest with the great house of Canterville he was
+after all rather single. That singleness was of course in a great
+measure an inspiration; but it pinched him hard at moments. Then it
+would have pleased him could his mother have been near; he used to talk
+of his affairs a great deal with this delightful parent, who had a
+delicate way of advising him in the sense he liked best. He had even
+gone so far as to wish he had never laid eyes on Lady Barb, but had
+fallen in love instead with some one or other of the rarer home-products.
+He presently came back of course to the knowledge that in the United
+States there was—and there could be—nothing nearly so rare as the young
+lady who had in fact appealed to him so straight, for was it not
+precisely as a high resultant of the English climate and the British
+constitution that he valued her? He had relieved himself, from his New
+York point of view, by speaking his mind to Lady Beauchemin, who
+confessed that she was infinitely vexed with her parents. She agreed
+with him that they had made a great mistake; they ought to have left him
+free; and she expressed her confidence that such freedom could only have
+been, in him, for her family, like the silence of the sage, golden. He
+must let them down easily, must remember that what was asked of him had
+been their custom for centuries. She didn’t mention her authority as to
+the origin of customs, but she promised him she would say three words to
+her father and mother which would make it all right. Jackson answered
+that customs were all very well, but that really intelligent people
+recognised at sight, and then indeed quite enjoyed, the right occasion
+for departing from them; and with this he awaited the result of Lady
+Beauchemin’s remonstrance. It had not as yet been perceptible, and it
+must be said that this charming woman was herself not quite at ease.
+
+When on her venturing to hint to her mother that she thought a wrong line
+had been taken with regard to her sister’s _prétendant_, Lady Canterville
+had replied that Mr. Lemon’s unwillingness to settle anything was in
+itself a proof of what they had feared, the unstable nature of his
+fortune—since it was useless to talk (this gracious lady could be very
+decided) as if there could be any serious reason but that one—on meeting
+this argument, as I say, Jackson’s protectress felt considerably baffled.
+It was perhaps true, as her mother said, that if they didn’t insist upon
+proper pledges Barbarina might be left in a few years with nothing but
+the stars and stripes—this odd phrase was a quotation from Mr. Lemon—to
+cover her withal. Lady Beauchemin tried to reason it out with Lady
+Marmaduke; but these were complications unforeseen by Lady Marmaduke in
+her project of an Anglo-American society. She was obliged to confess
+that Mr. Lemon’s fortune couldn’t have the solidity of long-established
+things; it was a very new fortune indeed. His father had made the
+greater part of it all in a lump, a few years before his death, in the
+extraordinary way in which people made money in America; that of course
+was why the son had those singular professional attributes. He had begun
+to study to be a doctor very young, before his expectations were so
+great. Then he had found he was very clever and very fond of it, and had
+kept on because after all, in America, where there were no country
+gentlemen, a young man had to have something to do, don’t you know? And
+Lady Marmaduke, like an enlightened woman, intimated that in such a case
+she thought it in much better taste not to try to sink anything.
+“Because in America, don’t you see?” she reasoned, “you can’t sink
+it—nothing _will_ sink. Everything’s floating about—in the newspapers.”
+And she tried to console her friend by remarking that if Mr. Lemon’s
+fortune was precarious it was at all events so big. That was just the
+trouble for Lady Beauchemin, it was so big and yet they were going to
+lose it. He was as obstinate as a mule; she was sure he would never come
+round. Lady Marmaduke declared he really _would_ come round; she even
+offered to bet a dozen pair of _gants de Suède_ on it; and she added that
+this consummation lay quite in the hands of Barbarina. Lady Beauchemin
+promised herself to contend with her sister, as it was not for nothing
+she had herself caught the glamour of her friend’s international scheme.
+
+Jackson Lemon, to dissipate his chagrin, had returned to the sessions of
+the medical congress, where, inevitably, he had fallen into the hands of
+Sidney Feeder, who enjoyed in this disinterested assembly the highest
+esteem. It was Dr. Feeder’s earnest desire that his old friend should
+share his credit—all the more easily that the medical congress was, as
+the young physician observed, a perpetual symposium. Jackson entertained
+the entire body at dinner—entertained it profusely and in a manner
+befitting one of the patrons of science rather than the humbler votaries;
+but these dissipations made him forget but for the hour the arrest of his
+relations with the house of Canterville. It punctually came back to him
+that he was disconcerted, and Dr. Feeder saw it stamped on his brow.
+Jackson Lemon, with his acute inclination to open himself, was on the
+point more than once of taking this sturdy friend into his confidence.
+His colleague gave him easy occasion—asked him what it was he was
+thinking of all the time and whether the young marchioness had concluded
+she couldn’t swallow a doctor. These forms of speech were displeasing to
+our baffled aspirant, whose fastidiousness was nothing new; but he had
+even deeper reasons for saying to himself that in such complicated cases
+as his there was no assistance in the Sidney Feeders. To understand his
+situation one must know the world, and the children of Cincinnati,
+prohibitively provincial, didn’t know the world—at least the world with
+which this son of New York was now concerned.
+
+“Is there a hitch in your marriage? Just tell me that,” Sidney Feeder
+had said, taking things for granted in a manner that of itself testified
+to an innocence abysmal. It is true he had added that he supposed he had
+no business to ask; but he had been anxious about it ever since hearing
+from Mr. and Mrs. Freer that the British aristocracy was down on the
+medical profession. “Do they want you to give it up? Is that what the
+hitch is about? Don’t desert your colours, Jackson. The suppression of
+pain, the mitigation of misery, constitute surely the noblest profession
+in the world.”
+
+“My dear fellow, you don’t know what you’re talking about,” Jackson could
+only observe in answer to this. “I haven’t told any one I was going to
+be married—still less have I told any one that any one objects to my
+profession. I should like to see any one do it. I’ve rather got out of
+the swim, but I don’t regard myself as the sort of person that people
+object to. And I do expect to do something yet.”
+
+“Come home, then, and do it. And don’t crush me with grandeur if I say
+that the facilities for getting married are much greater over there.”
+
+“You don’t seem to have found them very great,” Jackson sniffed.
+
+“I’ve never had time really to go into them. But wait till my next
+vacation and you’ll see.”
+
+“The facilities over there are too great. Nothing’s worth while but
+what’s difficult,” said Jackson with a sententious ring that quite
+distressed his mate.
+
+“Well, they’ve got their backs up, I can see that. I’m glad you like it.
+Only if they despise your profession what will they say to that of your
+friends? If they think you’re queer what would they think of me?” asked
+Sidney Feeder, whose spirit was not as a general thing in the least
+bitter, but who was pushed to this sharpness by a conviction that—in
+spite of declarations which seemed half an admission and half a
+denial—his friend was suffering worry, or really perhaps something almost
+like humiliation, for the sake of a good that might be gathered at home
+on every bush.
+
+“My dear fellow, all that’s ‘rot’!” This had been Jackson’s retort,
+which expressed, however, not half his feeling. The other half was
+inexpressible, or almost, springing as it did from his depth of
+displeasure at its having struck even so genial a mind as Sidney Feeder’s
+that in proposing to marry a daughter of the highest civilisation he was
+going out of his way—departing from his natural line. Was he then so
+ignoble, so pledged to inferior things, that when he saw a girl
+who—putting aside the fact that she hadn’t genius, which was rare, and
+which, though he prized rarity, he didn’t want—seemed to him the most
+naturally and functionally founded and seated feminine subject he had
+known, he was to think himself too different, too incongruous, to mate
+with her? He would mate with whom he “damn pleased”; that was the upshot
+of Jackson Lemon’s passion. Several days elapsed during which
+everybody—even the pure-minded, like poor Sidney—seemed to him very
+abject.
+
+All of which is recorded to show how he, in going to see Mrs. Freer, was
+prepared much less to be angry with people who, like her husband and
+herself a month before, had given it out that he was engaged to a peer’s
+daughter, than to resent the insinuation that there were obstacles to
+such a prospect. He sat with the lady of Jermyn Street alone for half an
+hour in the sabbatical stillness. Her husband had gone for a walk in the
+Park—he always walked in the Park of a Sunday. All the world might have
+been there and Jackson and Mrs. Freer in sole possession of the district
+of Saint James’s. This perhaps had something to do with making him at
+last so confidential; they had such a margin for easy egotism and
+spreading sympathy. Mrs. Freer was ready for anything—in the critical,
+the “real” line; she treated him as a person she had known from the age
+of ten; asked his leave to continue recumbent; talked a great deal about
+his mother and seemed almost, for a while, to perform the earnest
+functions of that lady. It had been wise of her from the first not to
+allude, even indirectly, to his having neglected so long to call; her
+silence on this point was in the best taste. Jackson had forgotten how
+it was a habit with her, and indeed a high accomplishment, never to
+reproach people with these omissions. You might have left her alone for
+months or years, her greeting was always the same; she never was either
+too delighted to see you or not delighted enough. After a while,
+however, he felt her silence to be in some measure an allusion; she
+appeared to take for granted his devoting all his hours to a certain
+young lady. It came over him for a moment that his compatriots took a
+great deal for granted; but when Mrs. Freer, rather abruptly sitting up
+on her sofa, said to him half-simply, half-solemnly: “And now, my dear
+Jackson, I want you to tell me something!”—he saw that, after all, she
+kept within bounds and didn’t pretend to know more about his business
+than he himself did. In the course of a quarter of an hour—so
+appreciatively she listened—he had given her much information. It was
+the first time he had said so much to any one, and the process relieved
+him even more than he would have supposed. There were things it made
+clear to him by bringing them to a point—above all, the fact that he had
+been wronged. He made no mention whatever of its being out of the usual
+way that, as an American doctor, he should sue for the hand of a
+marquis’s daughter; and this reserve was not voluntary, it was quite
+unconscious. His mind was too full of the sudden rudeness of the
+Cantervilles and the sordid side of their want of confidence.
+
+He couldn’t imagine that while he talked to Mrs. Freer—and it amazed him
+afterwards that he should have chattered so; he could account for it but
+by the state of his nerves—she should be thinking only of the strangeness
+of the situation he sketched for her. She thought Americans as good as
+other people, but she didn’t see where, in American life, the daughter of
+a marquis would, as she phrased it, work in. To take a simple
+instance—they coursed through Mrs. Freer’s mind with extraordinary
+speed—wouldn’t she always expect to go in to dinner first? As a novelty
+and for a change, over there, they might like to see her do it—there
+might be even a pressure for places at the show. But with the increase
+of every kind of sophistication that was taking place in America the
+humorous view to which she would owe her immediate ease mightn’t continue
+to be taken; and then where would poor Lady Barb be? This was in truth a
+scant instance; but Mrs. Freer’s vivid imagination—much as she had lived
+in Europe she knew her native land so well—saw a host of others massing
+themselves behind it. The consequence of all of which was that after
+listening to her young friend in the most engaging silence she raised her
+clasped hands, pressed them against her breast, lowered her voice to a
+tone of entreaty and, with all the charming cheer of her wisdom, uttered
+three words: “My dear Jackson, don’t—don’t—don’t.”
+
+“Don’t what?” He took it at first coldly.
+
+“Don’t neglect the chance you have of getting out of it. You see it
+would never do.”
+
+He knew what she meant by his chance of getting out of it; he had in his
+many meditations of course not overlooked that. The ground the old
+couple had taken about settlements—and the fact that Lady Beauchemin
+hadn’t come back to him to tell him, as she promised, that she had moved
+them, proved how firmly they were rooted—would have offered an
+all-sufficient pretext to a man who should have repented of his advances.
+Jackson knew this, but knew at the same time that he had not repented.
+The old couple’s want of imagination didn’t in the least alter the fact
+that the girl was, in her perfection, as he had told her father, one of
+the rarest of types. Therefore he simply said to Mrs. Freer that he
+didn’t in the least wish to get out of it; he was as much in it as ever
+and intended to remain in it. But what did she mean, he asked in a
+moment, by her statement that it would never do? Why wouldn’t it do?
+Mrs. Freer replied by another question—should he really like her to tell
+him? It wouldn’t do because Lady Barb wouldn’t be satisfied with her
+place at dinner. She wouldn’t be content—in a society of commoners—with
+any but the best; and the best she couldn’t expect (and it was to be
+supposed he didn’t expect her) always grossly to monopolise; as people of
+her sort, for that matter, did so successfully grab it in England.
+
+“What do you mean by commoners?” Jackson rather grimly demanded.
+
+“I mean you and me and my poor husband and Dr. Feeder,” said Mrs. Freer.
+
+“I don’t see how there can be commoners where there aren’t lords. It’s
+the lord that makes the commoner, and _vice versa_.”
+
+“Won’t a lady do as well? Our Lady Barb—a single English girl—can make a
+million inferiors.”
+
+“She will be, before anything else, my wife; and she won’t on the whole
+think it any less vulgar to talk about inferiors than I do myself.”
+
+“I don’t know what she’ll talk about, my dear Jackson, but she’ll think;
+and her thoughts won’t be pleasant—I mean for others. Do you expect to
+sink her to your own rank?”
+
+Dr. Lemon’s bright little eyes rested more sharply on his hostess. “I
+don’t understand you and don’t think you understand yourself.” This was
+not absolutely candid, for he did understand Mrs. Freer to a certain
+extent; it has been related that before he asked Lady Barb’s hand of her
+parents there had been moments when he himself doubted if a flower only
+to be described as of the social hothouse, that is of aristocratic air,
+would flourish in American earth. But an intimation from another person
+that it was beyond his power to pass off his wife—whether she were the
+daughter of a peer or of a shoemaker—set all his blood on fire. It
+quenched on the instant his own perception of difficulties of detail and
+made him feel only that he was dishonoured—he the heir of all the ages—by
+such insinuations. It was his belief—though he had never before had
+occasion to put it forward—that his position, one of the best in the
+world, had about it the felicity that makes everything possible. He had
+had the best education the age could offer, for if he had rather wasted
+his time at Harvard, where he entered very young, he had, as he believed,
+been tremendously serious at Heidelberg and at Vienna. He had devoted
+himself to one of the noblest of professions—a profession recognised as
+such everywhere but in England—and had inherited a fortune far beyond the
+expectation of his earlier years, the years when he cultivated habits of
+work which alone (or rather in combination with talents that he neither
+exaggerated nor undervalued) would have conduced to distinction. He was
+one of the most fortunate inhabitants of an immense fresh rich country, a
+country whose future was admitted to be incalculable, and he moved with
+perfect ease in a society in which he was not overshadowed by others. It
+seemed to him, therefore, beneath his dignity to wonder whether he could
+afford, socially speaking, to marry according to his taste. He pretended
+to general strength, and what was the use of strength if you weren’t
+prepared to undertake things timid people might find difficult? It was
+his plan to marry the woman he desired and not be afraid of her
+afterward. The effect of Mrs. Freer’s doubt of his success was to
+represent to him that his own character wouldn’t cover his wife’s; she
+couldn’t have made him feel worse if she had told him that he was
+marrying beneath him and would have to ask for indulgence. “I don’t
+believe you know how much I think that any woman who marries me will be
+doing very well,” he promptly added.
+
+“I’m very sure of that; but it isn’t so simple—one’s being an American,”
+Mrs. Freer rejoined with a small philosophic sigh.
+
+“It’s whatever one chooses to make it.”
+
+“Well, you’ll make it what no one has done yet if you take that young
+lady to America and make her happy there.”
+
+“Do you think our country, then, such a very dreadful place?”
+
+His hostess had a pause. “It’s not a question of what I think, but of
+what she will.”
+
+Jackson rose from his chair and took up his hat and stick. He had
+actually turned a little pale with the force of his emotion; there was a
+pang of wrath for him in this fact that his marriage to Lady Barbarina
+might be looked at as too high a flight. He stood a moment leaning
+against the mantelpiece and very much tempted to say to Mrs. Freer that
+she was a vulgar-minded old woman. But he said something that was really
+more to the point. “You forget that she’ll have her consolations.”
+
+“Don’t go away or I shall think I’ve offended you. You can’t console an
+injured noblewoman.”
+
+“How will she be injured? People will be charming to her.”
+
+“They’ll be charming to her—charming to her!” These words fell from the
+lips of Dexter Freer, who had opened the door of the room and stood with
+the knob in his hand, putting himself into relation to his wife’s talk
+with their visitor. This harmony was achieved in an instant. “Of course
+I know whom you mean,” he said while he exchanged greetings with Jackson.
+“My wife and I—naturally we’re great busybodies—have talked of your
+affair and we differ about it completely. She sees only the dangers,
+while I see all the advantages.”
+
+“By the advantages he means the fun for us,” Mrs. Freer explained,
+settling her sofa-cushions.
+
+Jackson looked with a certain sharp blankness from one of these
+disinterested judges to the other; even yet they scarce saw how their
+misdirected freedom wrought on him. It was hardly more agreeable to him
+to know that the husband wished to see Lady Barb in America than to know
+that the wife waved away such a vision. There was that in Dexter Freer’s
+face which seemed to forecast the affair as taking place somehow for the
+benefit of the spectators. “I think you both see too much—a great deal
+too much—in the whole thing,” he rather coldly returned.
+
+“My dear young man, at my age I may take certain liberties,” said Dexter
+Freer. “_Do_ what you’ve planned—I beseech you to do it; it has never
+been done before.” And then as if Jackson’s glance had challenged this
+last assertion he went on: “Never, I assure you, this particular thing.
+Young female members of the British aristocracy have married coachmen and
+fishmongers and all that sort of thing; but they’ve never married you and
+me.”
+
+“They certainly haven’t married the ‘likes’ of either of you!” said Mrs.
+Freer.
+
+“I’m much obliged to you for your advice.” It may be thought that
+Jackson Lemon took himself rather seriously, and indeed I’m afraid that
+if he hadn’t done so there would have been no occasion even for this
+summary report of him. But it made him almost sick to hear his
+engagement spoken of as a curious and ambiguous phenomenon. He might
+have his own ideas about it—one always had about one’s engagement; but
+the ideas that appeared to have peopled the imagination of his friends
+ended by kindling a small hot expanse in each of his cheeks. “I’d rather
+not talk any more about my little plans,” he added to his host. “I’ve
+been saying all sorts of absurd things to Mrs. Freer.”
+
+“They’ve been most interesting and most infuriating,” that lady declared.
+“You’ve been very stupidly treated.”
+
+“May she tell me when you go?” her husband asked of the young man.
+
+“I’m going now—she may tell you whatever she likes.”
+
+“I’m afraid we’ve displeased you,” she went on; “I’ve said too much what
+I think. You must pardon me—it’s all for your mother.”
+
+“It’s she whom I want Lady Barb to see!” Jackson exclaimed with the
+inconsequence of filial affection.
+
+“Deary me!” Mrs. Freer gently wailed.
+
+“We shall go back to America to see how you get on,” her husband said;
+“and if you succeed it will be a great precedent.”
+
+“Oh I shall succeed!” And with this he took his departure. He walked
+away with the quick step of a man labouring under a certain excitement;
+walked up to Piccadilly and down past Hyde Park Corner. It relieved him
+to measure these distances, for he was thinking hard, under the influence
+of irritation, and it was as if his movement phrased his passion.
+Certain lights flashed on him in the last half-hour turned to fire in
+him; the more that they had a representative value and were an echo of
+the common voice. If his prospects wore that face to Mrs. Freer they
+would probably wear it to others; so he felt a strong sharp need to show
+such others that they took a mean measure of his position. He walked and
+walked till he found himself on the highway of Hammersmith. I have
+represented him as a young man with a stiff back, and I may appear to
+undermine this plea when I note that he wrote that evening to his
+solicitor that Mr. Hardman was to be informed he would agree to any
+proposals for settlements that this worthy should make. Jackson’s stiff
+back was shown in his deciding to marry Lady Barbarina on any terms. It
+had come over him through the action of this desire to prove he wasn’t
+afraid—so odious was the imputation—that terms of any kind were very
+superficial things. What was fundamental and of the essence of the
+matter would be to secure the grand girl and _then_ carry everything out.
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+“On Sundays now you might be at home,” he said to his wife in the
+following month of March—more than six months after his marriage.
+
+“Are the people any nicer on Sundays than they are on other days?” Lady
+Barb asked from the depths of her chair and without looking up from a
+stiff little book.
+
+He waited ever so briefly before answering. “I don’t know whether they
+are, but I think you might be.”
+
+“I’m as nice as I know how to be. You must take me as I am. You knew
+when you married me that I wasn’t American.”
+
+Jackson stood before the fire toward which his wife’s face was turned and
+her feet extended; stood there some time with his hands behind him and
+his eyes dropped a little obliquely on Lady Barb’s bent head and
+richly-draped figure. It may be said without delay that he was sore of
+soul, and it may be added that he had a double cause. He knew himself on
+the verge of the first crisis that had occurred between himself and his
+wife—the reader will note that it had occurred rather promptly—and he was
+annoyed at his annoyance. A glimpse of his state of mind before his
+marriage has been given the reader, who will remember that at that period
+our young man had believed himself lifted above possibilities of
+irritation. When one was strong one wasn’t fidgety, and a union with a
+species of calm goddess would of course be a source of repose. Lady Barb
+was a calm, was an even calmer goddess still, and he had a much more
+intimate view of her divinity than on the day he had led her to the
+altar; but I’m not sure he felt either as firm or as easy.
+
+“How do you know what people are?” he said in a moment. “You’ve seen so
+few; you’re perpetually denying yourself. If you should leave New York
+to-morrow you’d know wonderfully little about it.”
+
+“It’s all just the same,” she pleaded. “The people are all exactly
+alike. There’s only one sort.”
+
+“How can you tell? You never see them.”
+
+“Didn’t I go out every night for the first two months we were here?”
+
+“It was only to about a dozen houses—those, I agree, always the same;
+people, moreover, you had already met in London. You’ve got no general
+impressions.”
+
+She raised her beautiful blank face. “That’s just what I _have_ got; I
+had them before I came. I see no difference whatever. They’ve just the
+same names—just the same manners.”
+
+Again for an instant Jackson hung fire; then he said with that practised
+flat candour of which mention has already been made and which he
+sometimes used in London during his courtship: “Don’t you like it over
+here?”
+
+Lady Barb had returned to her book, but she looked up again. “Did you
+expect me to like it?”
+
+“I hoped you would, of course. I think I told you so.”
+
+“I don’t remember. You said very little about it; you seemed to make a
+kind of mystery. I knew of course you expected me to live here, but I
+didn’t know you expected me to like it.”
+
+“You thought I asked of you the sacrifice, as it were.”
+
+“I’m sure I don’t know,” said Lady Barb. She got up from her chair and
+tossed her unconsolatory volume into the empty seat. “I recommend you to
+read that book,” she added.
+
+“Is it interesting?”
+
+“It’s an American novel.”
+
+“I never read novels.”
+
+“You had really better look at that one. It will show you the kind of
+people you want me to know.”
+
+“I’ve no doubt it’s very vulgar,” Jackson said. “I don’t see why you
+read it.”
+
+“What else can I do? I can’t always be riding in the Park. I hate the
+Park,” she quite rang out.
+
+“It’s just as good as your own,” said her husband.
+
+She glanced at him with a certain quickness, her eyebrows slightly
+lifted. “Do you mean the park at Pasterns?”
+
+“No; I mean the park in London.”
+
+“Oh I don’t care about London. One was only in London a few weeks.” She
+had a horrible lovely ease.
+
+Yet he but wanted to help her to turn round. “I suppose you miss the
+country,” he suggested. It was his idea of life that he shouldn’t be
+afraid of anything, not be afraid, in any situation, of knowing the worst
+that was to be known about it; and the demon of a courage with which
+discretion was not properly commingled prompted him to take soundings
+that were perhaps not absolutely necessary for safety and yet that
+revealed unmistakable rocks. It was useless to know about rocks if he
+couldn’t avoid them; the only thing was to trust to the wind.
+
+“I don’t know what I miss. I think I miss everything!” This was his
+wife’s answer to his too-curious inquiry. It wasn’t peevish, for that
+wasn’t the tone of a calm goddess; but it expressed a good deal—a good
+deal more than Lady Barb, who was rarely eloquent, had expressed before.
+Nevertheless, though his question had been precipitate, Jackson said to
+himself that he might take his time to think over what her fewness of
+words enclosed; he couldn’t help seeing that the future would give him
+plenty of chance. He was in no hurry to ask himself whether poor Mrs.
+Freer, in Jermyn Street, mightn’t after all have been right in saying
+that when it came to marrying an English caste-product it wasn’t so
+simple to be an American doctor—it might avail little even in such a case
+to be the heir of all the ages. The transition was complicated, but in
+his bright mind it was rapid, from the brush of a momentary contact with
+such ideas to certain considerations which led him to go on after an
+instant: “Should you like to go down into Connecticut?”
+
+“Into Connecticut?”
+
+“That’s one of our States. It’s about as large as Ireland. I’ll take
+you there if you like.”
+
+“What does one do there?”
+
+“We can try and get some hunting.”
+
+“You and I alone?”
+
+“Perhaps we can get a party to join us.”
+
+“The people in the State?”
+
+“Yes—we might propose it to them.”
+
+“The tradespeople in the towns?”
+
+“Very true—they’ll have to mind their shops,” Jackson said. “But we
+might hunt alone.”
+
+“Are there any foxes?”
+
+“No, but there are a few old cows.”
+
+Lady Barb had already noted that her husband sought the relief of a laugh
+at her expense, and she was aware that this present opportunity was
+neither worse nor better than some others. She didn’t mind that trick in
+him particularly now, though in England it would have disgusted her; she
+had the consciousness of virtue, an immense comfort, and flattered
+herself she had learned the lesson of an altered standard of
+fitness—besides which there were so many more disagreeable things in
+America than being laughed at by one’s husband. But she pretended not to
+like it because this made him stop, and above all checked discussion,
+which with Jackson was habitually so facetious and consequently so
+tiresome. “I only want to be left alone,” she said in answer—though
+indeed it hadn’t the style of an answer—to his speech about the cows.
+With this she wandered away to one of the windows that looked out on the
+Fifth Avenue. She was very fond of these windows and had taken a great
+fancy to the Fifth Avenue, which, in the high-pitched winter weather,
+when everything sparkled, was bright and funny and foreign. It will be
+seen that she was not wholly unjust to her adoptive country: she found it
+delightful to look out of the window. This was a pleasure she had
+enjoyed in London only in the most furtive manner; it wasn’t the kind of
+thing that girls in England did. Besides, in London, in Hill Street,
+there was nothing particular to see; whereas in the Fifth Avenue
+everything and every one went by, and observation was made consistent
+with dignity by the quantities of brocade and lace dressing the
+embrasure, which somehow wouldn’t have been tidy in England and which
+made an ambush without concealing the brilliant day. Hundreds of
+women—the queer women of New York, who were unlike any that Lady Barb had
+hitherto seen—passed the house every hour; and her ladyship was
+infinitely entertained and mystified by the sight of their clothes. She
+spent more time than she was aware of in this recreation, and had she
+been addicted to returning upon herself, to asking herself for an account
+of her conduct—an inquiry she didn’t indeed completely neglect, but made
+no great form of—she must have had a wan smile for this proof of what she
+appeared mainly to have come to America for, conscious though she was
+that her tastes were very simple and that so long as she didn’t hunt it
+didn’t much matter what she did.
+
+Her husband turned about to the fire, giving a push with his foot to a
+log that had fallen out of its place. Then he said—and the connexion
+with the words she had just uttered was direct enough—“You really must
+manage to be at home on Sundays, you know. I used to like that so much
+in London. All the best women here do it. You had better begin to-day.
+I’m going to see my mother. If I meet any one I’ll tell them to come.”
+
+“Tell them not to talk so much,” said Lady Barb among her lace curtains.
+
+“Ah, my dear,” Jackson returned, “it isn’t every one who has your
+concision.” And he went and stood behind her in the window, putting his
+arm round her waist. It was as much of a satisfaction to him as it had
+been six months before, at the time the solicitors were settling the
+matter, that this flower of an ancient stem should be worn upon his own
+breast; he still thought its fragrance a thing quite apart, and it was as
+clear as day to him that his wife was the handsomest woman in New York.
+He had begun, after their arrival, by telling her this very often; but
+the assurance brought no colour to her cheek, no light to her eyes: to be
+the handsomest woman in New York, now that she was acquainted with that
+city, plainly failed to strike her as a position in life. The reader
+may, moreover, be informed that, oddly enough, Lady Barb didn’t
+particularly believe this assertion. There were some very pretty women
+in New York, and without in the least wishing to be like them—she had
+seen no woman in America whom she desired to resemble—she envied them
+some of their peculiar little freshnesses. It’s probable that her own
+finest points were those of which she was most unconscious. But Jackson
+was intensely aware of all of them; nothing could exceed the minuteness
+of his appreciation of his wife. It was a sign of this that after he had
+stood behind her a moment he kissed her very tenderly. “Have you any
+message for my mother?” he asked.
+
+“Please give her my love. And you might take her that book.”
+
+“What book?”
+
+“That nasty one I’ve been reading.”
+
+“Oh bother your books!” he cried with a certain irritation as he went out
+of the room.
+
+There had been a good many things in her life in New York that cost her
+an effort, but sending her love to her mother-in-law was not one of
+these. She liked Mrs. Lemon better than any one she had seen in America;
+she was the only person who seemed to Lady Barb really simple, as she
+herself understood that quality. Many people had struck her as homely
+and rustic and many others as pretentious and vulgar; but in Jackson’s
+mother she had found the golden mean of a discretion, of a native
+felicity and modesty and decency, which, as she would have said, were
+really nice. Her sister, Lady Agatha, was even fonder of Mrs. Lemon; but
+then Lady Agatha had taken the most extraordinary fancy to every one and
+everything, and talked as if America were the most delightful country in
+the world. She was having a lovely time—she already spoke the most
+beautiful American—and had been, during the bright winter just drawing to
+a close, the most prominent girl in New York. She had gone out at first
+with her elder; but for some weeks past Lady Barb had let so many
+occasions pass that Agatha threw herself into the arms of Mrs. Lemon, who
+found her unsurpassably quaint and amusing and was delighted to take her
+into society. Mrs. Lemon, as an old woman, had given up such vanities;
+but she only wanted a motive, and in her good nature she ordered a dozen
+new caps and sat smiling against the wall while her little English maid,
+on polished floors, to the sound of music, cultivated the American step
+as well as the American tone. There was no trouble in New York about
+going out, and the winter wasn’t half over before the little English maid
+found herself an accomplished diner, finding her way without any chaperon
+at all to feasts where she could count on a bouquet at her plate. She
+had had a great deal of correspondence with her own female parent on this
+point, and Lady Canterville had at last withdrawn her protest, which in
+the meantime had been perfectly useless. It was ultimately Lady
+Canterville’s feeling that if she had married the handsomest of her
+daughters to an American doctor she might let another become a
+professional _raconteuse_—Agatha had written to her that she was expected
+to talk so much—strange as such a destiny seemed for a girl of nineteen.
+Mrs. Lemon had even a higher simplicity than Lady Barb imputed to her;
+for she hadn’t noticed that Lady Agatha danced much oftener with Herman
+Longstraw than with any one else. Jackson himself, though he went little
+to balls, had discovered this truth, and he looked slightly preoccupied
+when, after he had sat five minutes with his mother on the Sunday
+afternoon through which I have invited the reader to trace so much more
+than—I am afraid—is easily apparent of the progress of this simple story,
+he learned that his sister-in-law was entertaining Mr. Longstraw in the
+library. That young man had called half an hour before, and she had
+taken him into the other room to show him the seal of the Cantervilles,
+which she had fastened to one of her numerous trinkets—she was adorned
+with a hundred bangles and chains—and the proper exhibition of which
+required a taper and a stick of wax. Apparently he was examining it very
+carefully, for they had been absent a good while. Mrs. Lemon’s
+simplicity was further shown by the fact that she had not measured their
+absence; it was only when Jackson questioned her that she remembered.
+
+Herman Longstraw was a young Californian who had turned up in New York
+the winter before and who travelled on his moustache, as they were
+understood to say in his native State. This moustache and some of its
+accompanying features were greatly admired; several ladies in New York
+had been known to declare that they were as beautiful as a dream. Taken
+in connexion with his tall stature, his familiar good nature and his
+remarkable Western vocabulary they constituted his only social capital;
+for of the two great divisions, the rich Californians and the poor
+Californians, it was well known to which he belonged. Doctor Lemon had
+viewed him as but a slightly mitigated cowboy, and was somewhat vexed at
+his own parent, though also aware that she could scarcely figure to
+herself what an effect such a form of speech as this remarkably straight
+echo of the prairie would produce in the halls of Canterville. He had no
+desire whatever to play a trick on the house to which he was allied, and
+knew perfectly that Lady Agatha hadn’t been sent to America to become
+entangled with a Californian of the wrong denomination. He had been
+perfectly willing to bring her; he thought, a little vindictively, that
+this would operate as a hint to her progenitors on what he might have
+imagined doing if they hadn’t been so stupidly bent on Mr. Hardman.
+Herman Longstraw, according to the legend, had been a trapper, a
+squatter, a miner, a pioneer—had been everything that one could be in the
+desperate parts of America, and had accumulated masses of experience
+before the age of thirty. He had shot bears in the Rockies and buffaloes
+on the plains; and it was even believed that he had brought down animals
+of a still more dangerous kind among the haunts of men. There had been a
+story that he owned a cattle-ranch in Arizona; but a later and apparently
+more authentic version of it, though representing him as looking after
+the cattle, didn’t depict him as their proprietor.
+
+Many of the stories told about him were false; but there was no doubt his
+moustache, his native ease and his native accent were the best of their
+kind. He danced very badly; but Lady Agatha had frankly told several
+persons that that was nothing new to her, and in short she
+delighted—this, however, she didn’t tell—in Mr. Herman Longstraw. What
+she enjoyed in America was the revelation of freedom, and there was no
+such proof of freedom as absolutely unrestricted discourse with a
+gentleman who dressed in crude skins when not in New York and who, in his
+usual pursuits, carried his life—as well as that of other persons—in his
+hand. A gentleman whom she had sat next to at dinner in the early part
+of her visit had remarked to her that the United States were the paradise
+of women and of mechanics; and this had seemed to her at the time very
+abstract, for she wasn’t conscious as yet of belonging to either class.
+In England she had been only a girl, and the principal idea connected
+with that was simply that for one’s misfortune one wasn’t a boy. But she
+presently herself found the odd American world a true sojourn of the
+youthful blest; and this helped her to know that she must be one of the
+people mentioned in the axiom of her neighbour—people who could do
+whatever they wanted, had a voice in everything and made their taste and
+their ideas felt. She saw what fun it was to be a woman in America, and
+that this was the best way to enjoy the New York winter—the wonderful
+brilliant New York winter, the queer long-shaped glittering city, the
+heterogeneous hours among which you couldn’t tell the morning from the
+afternoon or the night from either of them, the perpetual liberties and
+walks, the rushings-out and the droppings-in, the intimacies, the
+endearments, the comicalities, the sleigh-bells, the cutters, the sunsets
+on the snow, the ice-parties in the frosty clearness, the bright hot
+velvety houses, the bouquets, the bonbons, the little cakes, the big
+cakes, the irrepressible inspirations of shopping, the innumerable
+luncheons and dinners offered to youth and innocence, the quantities of
+chatter of quantities of girls, the perpetual motion of the “German,” the
+suppers at restaurants after the play, the way in which life was pervaded
+by Delmonico and Delmonico by the sense that though one’s hunting was
+lost, and this therefore so different, it was very nearly as good. In
+all, through all, flowed a suffusion of loud unmodulated friendly sound
+which reminded her of an endless tuning of rather bad fiddles.
+
+Lady Agatha was at present staying for a little change with Mrs. Lemon,
+and such adventures as that were part of the pleasure of her American
+season. The house was too close, but physically the girl could bear
+anything, and it was all she had to complain of; for Mrs. Lemon, as we
+know, thought her a weird little specimen, and had none of those
+old-world scruples in regard to spoiling young people to which Lady
+Agatha herself now knew she must in the past have been unduly sacrificed.
+In her own way—it was not at all her sister’s way—she liked to be of
+importance; and this was assuredly the case when she saw that Mrs. Lemon
+had apparently nothing in the world to do, after spending a part of the
+morning with her servants, but invent little distractions—many of them of
+the edible sort—for her guest. She appeared to have several friends, but
+she had no society to speak of, and the people who entered her house came
+principally to see Lady Agatha. This, as we have noted, was strikingly
+the case with Herman Longstraw. The whole situation gave the young
+stranger a great feeling of success—success of a new and unexpected kind.
+Of course in England she had been born successful, as it might be called,
+through her so emerging in one of the most beautiful rooms at Pasterns;
+but her present triumph was achieved more by her own effort—not that she
+had tried very hard—and by her merit. It wasn’t so much what she
+said—since she could never equal for quantity the girls of New York—as
+the spirit of enjoyment that played in her fresh young face, with its
+pointless curves, and shone in her grey English eyes. She enjoyed
+everything, even the street-cars, of which she made liberal use; and more
+than everything she enjoyed Mr. Longstraw and his talk about buffaloes
+and bears. Mrs. Lemon promised to be very careful as soon as her son had
+begun to warn her; and this time she had a certain understanding of what
+she promised. She thought people ought to make the matches they liked;
+she had given proof of this in her late behaviour to Jackson, whose own
+union was, to her sense, marked with all the arbitrariness of pure love.
+Nevertheless she could see that Herman Longstraw would probably be
+thought rough in England; and it wasn’t simply that he was so inferior to
+Jackson, for, after all, certain things were not to be expected. Jackson
+was not oppressed with his mother-in-law, having taken his precautions
+against such a danger; but he was certain he should give Lady Canterville
+a permanent advantage over him if her third daughter should while in
+America attach herself to a mere moustache.
+
+It was not always, as I have hinted, that Mrs. Lemon entered completely
+into the views of her son, though in form she never failed to subscribe
+to them devoutly. She had never yet, for instance, apprehended his
+reason for marrying poor Lady Barb. This was a great secret, and she was
+determined, in her gentleness, that no one should ever know it. For
+herself, she was sure that to the end of time she shouldn’t discover
+Jackson’s reason. She might never ask about it, for that of course would
+betray her. From the first she had told him she was delighted, there
+being no need of asking for explanations then, as the young lady herself,
+when she should come to know her, would explain. But the young lady
+hadn’t yet explained and after this evidently never would. She was very
+tall, very handsome, she answered exactly to Mrs. Lemon’s prefigurement
+of the daughter of a lord, and she wore her clothes, which were peculiar,
+but to one of her shape remarkably becoming, very well. But she didn’t
+elucidate; we know ourselves that there was very little that was
+explanatory about Lady Barb. So Mrs. Lemon continued to wonder, to ask
+herself, “Why that one, more than so many others who’d have been more
+natural?” The choice struck her, as I have said, as quite arbitrary.
+She found Lady Barb very different from other girls she had known, and
+this led her almost immediately to feel sorry for her daughter-in-law.
+She felt how the girl was to be pitied if she found her husband’s people
+as peculiar as his mother found _her_, since the result of that would be
+to make her very lonesome. Lady Agatha was different, because she seemed
+to keep nothing back; you saw all there was of her, and she was evidently
+not home-sick. Mrs. Lemon could see that Barbarina was ravaged by this
+last ailment and was also too haughty to show it. She even had a glimpse
+of the ultimate truth; namely, that Jackson’s wife had not the comfort of
+crying, because that would have amounted to a confession that she had
+been idiotic enough to believe in advance that, in an American town, in
+the society of doctors, she should escape such pangs. Mrs. Lemon treated
+her with studied consideration—all the indulgence that was due to a young
+woman in the unfortunate position of having been married one couldn’t
+tell why.
+
+The world, to the elder lady’s view, contained two great departments,
+that of people and that of things; and she believed you must take an
+interest either in one or the other. The true incomprehensible in Lady
+Barb was that she cared for neither side of the show. Her house
+apparently inspired her with no curiosity and no enthusiasm, though it
+had been thought magnificent enough to be described in successive columns
+of the native newspapers; and she never spoke of her furniture or her
+domestics, though she had a prodigious show of such possessions. She was
+the same with regard to her acquaintance, which was immense, inasmuch as
+every one in the place had called on her. Mrs. Lemon was the least
+critical woman in the world, but it had occasionally ruffled her just a
+little that her daughter-in-law should receive every one in New York
+quite in the same automatic manner. There were differences, Mrs. Lemon
+knew, and some of them of the highest importance; but poor Lady Barb
+appeared never to suspect them. She accepted every one and everything
+and asked no questions. She had no curiosity about her fellow-citizens,
+and as she never assumed it for a moment she gave Mrs. Lemon no
+opportunity to enlighten her. Lady Barb was a person with whom you could
+do nothing unless she left you an opening; and nothing would have been
+more difficult than to “post” her, as her mother-in-law would have said,
+against her will. Of course she picked up a little knowledge, but she
+confounded and transposed American attributes in the most extraordinary
+way. She had a way of calling every one Doctor; and Mrs. Lemon could
+scarcely convince her that this distinction was too precious to be so
+freely bestowed. She had once said to that supporter that in New York
+there was nothing to know people by, their names were so very monotonous;
+and Mrs. Lemon had entered into this enough to see that there was
+something that stood out a good deal in Barbarina’s own prefix. It is
+probable that during her short period of domestication complete justice
+was not done Lady Barb; she never—as an instance—got credit for
+repressing her annoyance at the poverty of the nominal signs and styles,
+a deep desolation. That little speech to her husband’s mother was the
+most reckless sign she gave of it; and there were few things that
+contributed more to the good conscience she habitually enjoyed than her
+self-control on this particular point.
+
+Doctor Lemon was engaged in professional researches just now, which took
+up a great deal of his time; and for the rest he passed his hours
+unreservedly with his wife. For the last three months, therefore, he had
+seen his other nearest relative scarcely more than once a week. In spite
+of researches, in spite of medical societies, where Jackson, to her
+knowledge, read papers, Lady Barb had more of her husband’s company than
+she had counted on at the time she married. She had never known a
+married pair to be so much together as she and Jackson; he appeared to
+expect her to sit with him in the library in the morning. He had none of
+the occupations of gentlemen and noblemen in England, for the element of
+politics appeared to be as absent as the element of the chase. There
+were politics in Washington, she had been told, and even at Albany, and
+Jackson had proposed to introduce her to these cities; but the proposal,
+made to her once at dinner, before several people, had excited such cries
+of horror that it fell dead on the spot. “We don’t want you to see
+anything of that kind,” one of the ladies had said, and Jackson had
+appeared to be discouraged—that is if in regard to Jackson she could
+really tell.
+
+“Pray what is it you want me to see?” Lady Barb had asked on this
+occasion.
+
+“Well, New York and Boston (Boston if you want to very much, but not
+otherwise), and then Niagara. But more than anything Newport.”
+
+She was tired of their eternal Newport; she had heard of it a thousand
+times and felt already as if she had lived there half her life; she was
+sure, moreover, that she should hate the awful little place. This is
+perhaps as near as she came to having a lively conviction on any American
+subject. She asked herself whether she was then to spend her life in the
+Fifth Avenue with alternations of a city of villas—she detested
+villas—and wondered if that was all the great American country had to
+offer her. There were times when she believed she should like the
+backwoods and that the Far West might be a resource; for she had analysed
+her feelings just deep enough to discover that when she had—hesitating a
+good deal—turned over the question of marrying Jackson Lemon it was not
+in the least of American barbarism she was afraid; her dread had been all
+of American civilisation. She judged the little lady I have just quoted
+a goose, but that didn’t make New York any more interesting. It would be
+reckless to say that she suffered from an overdose of Jackson’s company,
+since she quite felt him her most important social resource. She could
+talk to him about England, about her own England, and he understood more
+or less what she wished to say—when she wished to say anything, which was
+not frequent. There were plenty of other people who talked about
+England; but with them the range of allusion was always the hotels, of
+which she knew nothing, and the shops and the opera and the photographs:
+they had the hugest appetite for photographs. There were other people
+who were always wanting her to tell them about Pasterns and the manner of
+life there and the parties; but if there was one thing Lady Barb disliked
+more than another it was describing Pasterns. She had always lived with
+people who knew of themselves what such a place would be, without
+demanding these pictorial efforts, proper only, as she vaguely felt, to
+persons belonging to the classes whose trade was the arts of expression.
+Lady Barb of course had never gone into it; but she knew that in her own
+class the business was not to express but to enjoy, not to represent but
+to be represented—though indeed this latter liability might involve
+offence; for it may be noted that even for an aristocrat Jackson Lemon’s
+wife was aristocratic.
+
+Lady Agatha and her visitor came back from the library in course of time,
+and Jackson Lemon felt it his duty to be rather cold to Herman Longstraw.
+It wasn’t clear to him what sort of a husband his sister-in-law would do
+well to look for in America—if there were to be any question of husbands;
+but as to that he wasn’t bound to be definite provided he should rule out
+Mr. Longstraw. This gentleman, however, was not given to noticing shades
+of manner; he had little observation, but very great confidence.
+
+“I think you had better come home with me,” Jackson said to Lady Agatha;
+“I guess you’ve stayed here long enough.”
+
+“Don’t let him say that, Mrs. Lemon!” the girl cried. “I like being with
+you so awfully.”
+
+“I try to make it pleasant,” said Mrs. Lemon. “I should really miss you
+now; but perhaps it’s your mother’s wish.” If it was a question of
+defending her guest from ineligible suitors Mrs. Lemon felt of course
+that her son was more competent than she; though she had a lurking
+kindness for Herman Longstraw and a vague idea that he was a gallant
+genial specimen of unsophisticated young America.
+
+“Oh mamma wouldn’t see any difference!” Lady Agatha returned with
+pleading blue eyes on her brother-in-law. “Mamma wants me to see every
+one; you know she does. That’s what she sent me to America for; she
+knows—for we’ve certainly told her enough—that it isn’t like England.
+She wouldn’t like it if I didn’t sometimes stay with people; she always
+wanted us to stay at other houses. And she knows all about you, Mrs.
+Lemon, and she likes you immensely. She sent you a message the other day
+and I’m afraid I forgot to give it you—to thank you for being so kind to
+me and taking such a lot of trouble. Really she did, but I forgot it.
+If she wants me to see as much as possible of America it’s much better I
+should be here than always with Barb—it’s much less like one’s own
+country. I mean it’s much nicer—for a girl,” said Lady Agatha
+affectionately to Mrs. Lemon, who began also to look at Jackson under the
+influence of this uttered sweetness which was like some quaint little old
+air, she thought, played upon a faded spinet with two girlish fingers.
+
+“If you want the genuine thing you ought to come out on the plains,” Mr.
+Longstraw interposed with bright sincerity. “I guess that was your
+mother’s idea. Why don’t you all come out?” He had been looking
+intently at Lady Agatha while the remarks I have just repeated succeeded
+each other on her lips—looking at her with a fascinated approbation, for
+all the world as if he had been a slightly slow-witted English gentleman
+and the girl herself a flower of the West, a flower that knew the
+celebrated language of flowers. Susceptible even as Mrs. Lemon was he
+made no secret of the fact that Lady Agatha’s voice was music to him, his
+ear being much more accessible than his own inflexions would have
+indicated. To Lady Agatha those inflexions were not displeasing, partly
+because, like Mr. Herman himself in general, she had not a perception of
+shades; and partly because it never occurred to her to compare them with
+any other tones. He seemed to her to speak a foreign language
+altogether—a romantic dialect through which the most comical meanings
+gleamed here and there.
+
+“I should like it above all things,” she said in answer to his last
+observation.
+
+“The scenery’s ahead of anything round here,” Mr. Longstraw went on.
+
+Mrs. Lemon, as we have gathered, was the mildest of women; but, as an old
+New Yorker, she had no patience with some of the new fashions. Chief
+among these was the perpetual reference, which had become common only
+within a few years, to the outlying parts of the country, the States and
+Territories of which children, in her time, used to learn the names, in
+their order, at school, but which no one ever thought of going to or
+talking about. Such places, in her opinion, belonged to the
+geography-books, or at most to the literature of newspapers, but neither
+to society nor to conversation; and the change—which, so far as it lay in
+people’s talk, she thought at bottom a mere affectation—threatened to
+make her native land appear vulgar and vague. For this amiable daughter
+of Manhattan the normal existence of man, and still more of women, had
+been “located,” as she would have said, between Trinity Church and the
+beautiful Reservoir at the top of the Fifth Avenue—monuments of which she
+was personally proud; and if we could look into the deeper parts of her
+mind I am afraid we should discover there an impression that both the
+countries of Europe and the remainder of her own continent were equally
+far from the centre and the light.
+
+“Well, scenery isn’t everything,” she made soft answer to Mr. Longstraw;
+“and if Lady Agatha should wish to see anything of that kind all she has
+got to do is to take the boat up the Hudson.” Mrs. Lemon’s recognition
+of this river, I should say, was all it need have been; she held the
+Hudson existed for the purpose of supplying New Yorkers with poetical
+feelings, helping them to face comfortably occasions like the present
+and, in general, meet foreigners with confidence—part of the oddity of
+foreigners being their conceit about their own places.
+
+“That’s a good idea, Lady Agatha; let’s take the boat,” said Mr.
+Longstraw. “I’ve had great times on the boats.”
+
+Lady Agatha fixed on her _amoroso_ her singular charming eyes, eyes of
+which it was impossible to say at any moment whether they were the shyest
+or the frankest in the world; and she was not aware while this
+contemplation lasted that her brother-in-law was observing her. He was
+thinking of certain things while he did so, of things he had heard about
+the English; who still, in spite of his having married into a family of
+that nation, appeared to him very much through the medium of hearsay.
+They were more passionate than the Americans, and they did things that
+would never have been expected; though they seemed steadier and less
+excitable there was much social evidence to prove them more wildly
+impulsive.
+
+“It’s so very kind of you to propose that,” Lady Agatha said in a moment
+to Mrs. Lemon. “I think I’ve never been in a ship—except of course
+coming from England. I’m sure mamma would wish me to see the Hudson. We
+used to go in immensely for boating in England.”
+
+“Did you boat in a ship?” Herman Longstraw asked, showing his teeth
+hilariously and pulling his moustaches.
+
+“Lots of my mother’s people have been in the navy.” Lady Agatha
+perceived vaguely and good-naturedly that she had said something the odd
+Americans thought odd and that she must justify herself. Something most
+unnatural was happening to her standard of oddity.
+
+“I really think you had better come back to us,” Jackson repeated: “your
+sister’s very lonely without you.”
+
+“She’s much more lonely _with_ me. We’re perpetually having differences.
+Barb’s dreadfully vexed because I like America instead of—instead of—”
+And Lady Agatha paused a moment; for it just occurred to her that this
+might be treacherous.
+
+“Instead of what?” Jackson inquired.
+
+“Instead of perpetually wanting to go to England, as she does,” she went
+on, only giving her phrase a little softer turn; for she felt the next
+moment that Barb could have nothing to hide and must of course have the
+courage of her opinions. “Of course England’s best, but I daresay I like
+to be bad,” the girl said artlessly.
+
+“Oh there’s no doubt you’re awfully bad,” Mr. Longstraw broke out, with
+joyous eagerness. Naturally he couldn’t know that what she had
+principally in mind was an exchange of opinions that had taken place
+between her sister and herself just before she came to stay with Mrs.
+Lemon. This incident, of which he himself was the occasion, might indeed
+have been called a discussion, for it had carried them quite into the
+cold air of the abstract. Lady Barb had said she didn’t see how Agatha
+could look at such a creature as that—an odious familiar vulgar being who
+had not about him the rudiments of a gentleman. Lady Agatha had replied
+that Mr. Longstraw was familiar and rough and that he had a twang and
+thought it amusing to talk to her as “the Princess”; but that he was a
+gentleman for all that and was tremendous fun whatever one called him—it
+didn’t seem to matter what one called any one or anything there. Her
+sister had returned to this that if he was rough and familiar he couldn’t
+be a gentleman, inasmuch as that was just what a gentleman meant—a man
+who was civil and well-bred and well-born. Lady Agatha had argued that
+such a point was just where she differed; that a man might perfectly be a
+gentleman and yet be rough, and even ignorant, so long as he was really
+nice. The only thing was that he should be really nice, which was the
+case with Mr. Longstraw, who, moreover, was quite extraordinarily
+civil—as civil as a man could be. And then Lady Agatha herself made the
+strongest point she had ever made in her life (she had never been so
+inspired) in saying that Mr. Longstraw was rough perhaps, but not rude—a
+distinction altogether wasted on her sister, who declared that she hadn’t
+come to America, of all places, to learn what a gentleman was. The
+discussion in short had been a trifle grim. I know not whether it was
+the tonic effect on them too, alien organisms as they were, of the fine
+winter weather, or that of Lady Barb’s being bored and having nothing
+else to do; but Lord Canterville’s daughters went into the question with
+the moral earnestness of a pair of approved Bostonians. It was part of
+Lady Agatha’s view of her admirer that he after all much resembled other
+tall people with smiling eyes and tawny moustaches who had ridden a good
+deal in rough countries and whom she had seen in other places. If he was
+more familiar he was also more alert; still, the difference was not in
+himself, but in the way she saw him—the way she saw everybody in America.
+If she should see the others in the same way no doubt they’d be quite the
+same; and Lady Agatha sighed a little over the possibilities of life; for
+this peculiar way, especially regarded in connexion with gentlemen, had
+become very pleasant to her.
+
+She had betrayed her sister more than she thought, even though Jackson
+didn’t particularly show it in the tone in which he commented: “Of course
+she knows she’s going to see your mother in the summer.” His tone was
+rather that of irritation at so much harping on the very obvious.
+
+“Oh it isn’t only mamma,” the girl said.
+
+“I know she likes a cool house,” Mrs. Lemon contributed.
+
+“When she goes you had better bid her good-bye,” Lady Agatha went on.
+
+“Of course I shall bid her good-bye,” said Mrs. Lemon, to whom apparently
+this remark was addressed.
+
+“I’ll never bid _you_ good-bye, Princess,” Herman Longstraw interposed.
+“You can bet your life on that.”
+
+“Oh it doesn’t matter about me, for of course I shall come back; but if
+Barb once gets to England she never will.”
+
+“Oh my dear child!” Mrs. Lemon wailed, addressing her young visitor, but
+looking at her son, who on his side looked at the ceiling, at the floor,
+looked above all very conscious.
+
+“I hope you don’t mind my saying that, Jackson dear,” Lady Agatha said to
+him, for she was very fond of her brother-in-law.
+
+“Ah well then, she shan’t go there,” he threw off in a moment with a
+small strange dry laugh that attached his mother’s eyes in shy
+penetration to his face.
+
+“But you promised mamma, you know,” said the girl with the confidence of
+her affection.
+
+Jackson’s countenance expressed to her none even of his very moderate
+hilarity. “Your mother, then, must bring her back.”
+
+“Get some of your navy people to supply an ironclad!” cried Mr.
+Longstraw.
+
+“It would be very pleasant if the Marchioness could come over,” said Mrs.
+Lemon.
+
+“Oh she’d hate it more than poor Barb,” Lady Agatha quickly replied. It
+didn’t at all suit her to find a marchioness inserted into her field of
+vision.
+
+“Doesn’t she feel interested from what you’ve told her?” Lady Agatha’s
+admirer inquired. But Jackson didn’t heed his sister-in-law’s answer—he
+was thinking of something else. He said nothing more, however, about the
+subject of his thought, and before ten minutes were over took his
+departure, having meanwhile neglected also to revert to the question of
+Lady Agatha’s bringing her visit to his mother to a close. It wasn’t to
+speak to him of this—for, as we know, she wished to keep the girl and
+somehow couldn’t bring herself to be afraid of Herman Longstraw—that when
+her son took leave she went with him to the door of the house, detaining
+him a little while she stood on the steps, as people had always done in
+New York in her time, though it was another of the new fashions she
+didn’t like, the stiffness of not coming out of the parlour. She placed
+her hand on his arm to keep him on the “stoop” and looked up and down
+into the lucid afternoon and the beautiful city—its chocolate-coloured
+houses so extraordinarily smooth—in which it seemed to her that even the
+most fastidious people ought to be glad to live. It was useless to
+attempt to conceal it: his marriage had made a difference and a worry,
+had put a barrier that she was yet under the painful obligation of trying
+to seem not to notice. It had brought with it a problem much more
+difficult than his old problem of how to make his mother feel herself
+still, as she had been in his childhood, the dispenser of his rewards.
+The old problem had been easily solved, the new was a great tax. Mrs.
+Lemon was sure her daughter-in-law didn’t take her seriously, and that
+was a part of the barrier. Even if Barbarina liked her better than any
+one else this was mostly because she liked every one else so little.
+Mrs. Lemon had in her nature no grain of resentment, and it wasn’t to
+feed a sense of wrong that she permitted herself to criticise her son’s
+wife. She couldn’t help feeling that his marriage wasn’t altogether
+fortunate if his wife didn’t take his mother seriously. She knew she
+wasn’t otherwise remarkable than as being his mother; but that position,
+which was no merit of hers—the merit was all Jackson’s in being her
+son—affected her as one which, familiar as Lady Barb appeared to have
+been in England with positions of various kinds, would naturally strike
+the girl as very high and to be accepted as freely as a fine morning. If
+she didn’t think of his mother as an indivisible part of him perhaps she
+didn’t think of other things either; and Mrs. Lemon vaguely felt that,
+remarkable as Jackson was, he was made up of parts, and that it would
+never do that these should be rated lower one by one, since there was no
+knowing what that might end in. She feared that things were rather cold
+for him at home when he had to explain so much to his wife—explain to
+her, for instance, all the sources of happiness that were to be found in
+New York. This struck her as a new kind of problem altogether for a
+husband. She had never thought of matrimony without a community of
+feeling in regard to religion and country; one took those great
+conditions for granted just as one assumed that one’s food was to be
+cooked; and if Jackson should have to discuss them with his wife he
+might, in spite of his great abilities, be carried into regions where he
+would get entangled and embroiled—from which even possibly he wouldn’t
+come back at all. Mrs. Lemon had a horror of losing him in some way, and
+this fear was in her eyes as she stood by the doorway of her house and,
+after she had glanced up and down the street, eyed him a moment in
+silence. He simply kissed her again and said she would take cold.
+
+“I’m not afraid of that—I’ve a shawl!” Mrs. Lemon, who was very small
+and very fair, with pointed features and an elaborate cap, passed her
+life in a shawl, and owed to this habit her reputation for being an
+invalid—an idea she scorned, naturally enough, inasmuch as it was
+precisely her shawl that, as she believed, kept every ill at bay. “Is it
+true Barbarina won’t come back?” she then asked.
+
+“I don’t know that we shall ever find out; I don’t know that I shall take
+her to England,” Jackson distinctly returned.
+
+She looked more anxious still. “Didn’t you promise, dear?”
+
+“I don’t know that I promised—not absolutely.”
+
+“But you wouldn’t keep her here against her will?” quavered Mrs. Lemon.
+
+“I guess she’ll get used to it,” he returned with a levity that
+misrepresented the state of his nerves.
+
+Mrs. Lemon looked up and down the street again and gave a little sigh.
+“What a pity she isn’t American!” She didn’t mean this as a reproach, a
+hint of what might have been; it was simply embarrassment resolved into
+speech.
+
+“She couldn’t have been American,” said Jackson with decision.
+
+“Couldn’t she, dear?” His mother spoke with conscientious respect; she
+felt there were imperceptible reasons in this.
+
+“It was just as she is that I wanted her,” Jackson added.
+
+“Even if she won’t come back?” Mrs. Lemon went on with wonder.
+
+“Oh she has got to come back!” Jackson said as he went down the steps.
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+Lady Barb, after this, didn’t decline to see her New York acquaintances
+on Sunday afternoons, though she refused for the present to enter into a
+project of her husband’s, who thought it would be pleasant she should
+entertain his friends on the evening of that day. Like all good
+Americans, Doctor Lemon devoted much consideration to the great question
+of how, in his native land, society was to be brought into being. It
+seemed to him it would help on the good cause, for which so many
+Americans are ready to lay down their lives, if his wife should, as he
+jocularly called it, open a saloon. He believed, or tried to believe,
+the _salon_ now possible in New York on condition of its being reserved
+entirely for adults; and in having taken a wife out of a country in which
+social traditions were rich and ancient he had done something toward
+qualifying his own house—so splendidly qualified in all strictly material
+respects—to be the scene of such an effort. A charming woman accustomed
+only to the best on each side, as Lady Beauchemin said, what mightn’t she
+achieve by being at home—always to adults only—in an easy early inspiring
+comprehensive way and on the evening of the seven when worldly
+engagements were least numerous? He laid this philosophy before Lady
+Barb in pursuance of a theory that if she disliked New York on a short
+acquaintance she couldn’t fail to like it on a long. Jackson believed in
+the New York mind—not so much indeed in its literary artistic philosophic
+or political achievements as in its general quickness and nascent
+adaptability. He clung to this belief, for it was an indispensable neat
+block in the structure he was attempting to rear. The New York mind
+would throw its glamour over Lady Barb if she would only give it a
+chance; for it was thoroughly bright responsive and sympathetic. If she
+would only set up by the turn of her hand a blest snug social centre, a
+temple of interesting talk in which this charming organ might expand and
+where she might inhale its fragrance in the most convenient and luxurious
+way, without, as it were, getting up from her chair; if she would only
+just try this graceful good-natured experiment—which would make every one
+like _her_ so much too—he was sure all the wrinkles in the gilded scroll
+of his fate would be smoothed out. But Lady Barb didn’t rise at all to
+his conception and hadn’t the least curiosity about the New York mind.
+She thought it would be extremely disagreeable to have a lot of people
+tumbling in on Sunday evening without being invited; and altogether her
+husband’s sketch of the Anglo-American saloon seemed to her to suggest
+crude familiarity, high vociferation—she had already made a remark to him
+about “screeching women”—and random extravagant laughter. She didn’t
+tell him—for this somehow it wasn’t in her power to express, and,
+strangely enough, he never completely guessed it—that she was singularly
+deficient in any natural or indeed acquired understanding of what a
+saloon might be. She had never seen or dreamed of one—and for the most
+part was incapable of imagining a thing she hadn’t seen. She had seen
+great dinners and balls and meets and runs and races; she had seen
+garden-parties and bunches of people, mainly women—who, however, didn’t
+screech—at dull stuffy teas, and distinguished companies collected in
+splendid castles; but all this gave her no clue to a train of
+conversation, to any idea of a social agreement that the interest of
+talk, its continuity, its accumulations from season to season, shouldn’t
+be lost. Conversation, in Lady Barb’s experience, had never been
+continuous; in such a case it would surely have been a bore. It had been
+occasional and fragmentary, a trifle jerky, with allusions that were
+never explained; it had a dread of detail—it seldom pursued anything very
+far or kept hold of it very long.
+
+There was something else she didn’t say to her husband in reference to
+his visions of hospitality, which was that if she should open a
+saloon—she had taken up the joke as well, for Lady Barb was eminently
+good-natured—Mrs. Vanderdecken would straightway open another, and Mrs.
+Vanderdecken’s would be the more successful of the two. This lady, for
+reasons Lady Barb had not yet explored, passed for the great personage of
+New York; there were legends of her husband’s family having behind them a
+fabulous antiquity. When this was alluded to it was spoken of as
+something incalculable and lost in the dimness of time. Mrs.
+Vanderdecken was young, pretty, clever, incredibly pretentious, Lady Barb
+thought, and had a wonderfully artistic house. Ambition was expressed,
+further, in every rustle of her garments; and if she was the first lady
+in America, “bar none”—this had an immense sound—it was plain she
+intended to retain the character. It was not till after she had been
+several months in New York that Lady Barb began to perceive this easy
+mistress of the field, crying out, gracious goodness, before she was
+hurt, to have flung down the glove; and when the idea presented itself,
+lighted up by an incident I have no space to report, she simply blushed a
+little (for Mrs. Vanderdecken) and held her tongue. She hadn’t come to
+America to bandy words about “precedence” with such a woman as that. She
+had ceased to think of that convenience—of course one was obliged to
+think in England; though an instinct of self-preservation, old and
+deep-seated, led her not to expose herself to occasions on which her
+imputed claim might be tested. This had at bottom much to do with her
+having, very soon after the first flush of the honours paid her on her
+arrival and which seemed to her rather grossly overdone, taken the line
+of scarcely going out. “They can’t keep _that_ up!” she had said to
+herself; and in short she would stay, less boringly both for herself and
+for others, at home. She had a sense that whenever and wherever she
+might go forth she should meet Mrs. Vanderdecken, who would withhold or
+deny or contest or even magnanimously concede something—poor Lady Barb
+could never imagine what. She didn’t try to, and gave little thought to
+all this; for she wasn’t prone to confess to herself fears, especially
+fears from which terror was absent. What in the world _had_ Mrs.
+Vanderdecken that she, Barbarina Lemon (what a name!), could want? But,
+as I have said, it abode within her as a presentiment that if she should
+set up a drawing-room in the foreign style (based, that is, on the
+suppression of prattling chits and hobbledehoys) this sharp skirmisher
+would be beforehand with her. The continuity of conversation, oh that
+she would certainly go in for—there was no one so continuous as Mrs.
+Vanderdecken. Lady Barb, as I have related, didn’t give her husband the
+surprise of confiding to him these thoughts, though she had given him
+some other surprises. He would have been decidedly astonished, and
+perhaps after a bit a little encouraged, at finding her liable to any
+marked form of exasperation.
+
+On the Sunday afternoon she was visible; and at one of these junctures,
+going into her drawing-room late, he found her entertaining two ladies
+and a gentleman. The gentleman was Sidney Feeder and one of the ladies
+none other than Mrs. Vanderdecken, whose ostensible relations with her
+were indeed of the most cordial nature. Intending utterly to crush
+her—as two or three persons, not perhaps conspicuous for a narrow
+accuracy, gave out that she privately declared—Mrs. Vanderdecken yet
+wished at least to study the weak points of the invader, to penetrate
+herself with the character of the English girl. Lady Barb verily
+appeared to have for the representative of the American patriciate a
+mysterious fascination. Mrs. Vanderdecken couldn’t take her eyes off her
+victim and, whatever might be her estimate of her importance, at least
+couldn’t let her alone. “Why does she come to see me?” poor Lady Barb
+asked herself. “I’m sure I don’t want to see her; she has done enough
+for civility long ago.” Mrs. Vanderdecken had her own reasons, one of
+which was simply the pleasure of looking at the Doctor’s wife, as she
+habitually called the daughter of the Cantervilles. She wasn’t guilty of
+the rashness of depreciating the appearance of so markedly fine a young
+woman, but professed a positive unbounded admiration for it, defending it
+on many occasions against those of the superficial and stupid who
+pronounced her “left nowhere” by the best of the home-grown specimens.
+Whatever might have been Lady Barb’s weak points, they included neither
+the curve of her cheek and chin, the setting of her head on her throat,
+nor the quietness of her deep eyes, which were as beautiful as if they
+had been blank, like those of antique busts. “The head’s
+enchanting—perfectly enchanting,” Mrs. Vanderdecken used to say
+irrelevantly and as if there were only one head in the place. She always
+used to ask about the Doctor—which was precisely another reason why she
+came. She dragged in the Doctor at every turn, asking if he were often
+called up at night; found it the greatest of luxuries, in a word, to
+address Lady Barb as the wife of a medical man and as more or less _au
+courant_ of her husband’s patients. The other lady, on this Sunday
+afternoon, was a certain little Mrs. Chew, who had the appearance of a
+small but very expensive doll and was always asking Lady Barb about
+England, which Mrs. Vanderdecken never did. The latter discoursed on a
+purely American basis and with that continuity of which mention has
+already been made, while Mrs. Chew engaged Sidney Feeder on topics
+equally local. Lady Barb liked Sidney Feeder; she only hated his name,
+which was constantly in her ears during the half-hour the ladies sat with
+her, Mrs. Chew having, like so many persons in New York, the habit, which
+greatly annoyed her, of re-apostrophising and re-designating every one
+present.
+
+Lady Barb’s relations with Mrs. Vanderdecken consisted mainly in
+wondering, while she talked, what she wanted of her, and in looking, with
+her sculptured eyes, at her visitor’s clothes, in which there was always
+much to examine. “Oh Doctor Feeder!” “Now Doctor Feeder!” “Well Doctor
+Feeder”—these exclamations, on Mrs. Chew’s lips, were an undertone in
+Lady Barb’s consciousness. When we say she liked her husband’s confrère,
+as he never failed to describe himself, we understand that she smiled on
+his appearance and gave him her hand, and asked him if he would have tea.
+There was nothing nasty, as they so analytically said in London, about
+Lady Barb, and she would have been incapable of inflicting a deliberate
+snub on a man who had the air of standing up so squarely to any purpose
+he might have in hand. But she had nothing of her own at all to say to
+Sidney Feeder. He apparently had the art of making her shy, more shy
+than usual—since she was always a little so; she discouraged him,
+discouraged him completely and reduced him to naught. He wasn’t a man
+who wanted drawing out, there was nothing of that in him, he was
+remarkably copious; but she seemed unable to follow him in any direction
+and half the time evidently didn’t know what he was saying. He tried to
+adapt his conversation to her needs; but when he spoke of the world, of
+what was going on in society, she was more at sea even than when he spoke
+of hospitals and laboratories and the health of the city and the progress
+of science. She appeared indeed after her first smile when he came in,
+which was always charming, scarcely to see him—looking past him and above
+him and below him, everywhere but at him, till he rose to go again, when
+she gave him another smile, as expressive of pleasure and of casual
+acquaintance as that with which she had greeted his entry: it seemed to
+imply that they had been having delightful communion. He wondered what
+the deuce Jackson Lemon could find interesting in such a woman, and he
+believed his perverse, though gifted, colleague not destined to feel her
+in the long run enrich or illuminate his life. He pitied Jackson, he saw
+that Lady Barb, in New York, would neither assimilate nor be assimilated;
+and yet he was afraid, for very compassion, to betray to the poor man how
+the queer step he had taken—now so dreadfully irrevocable—might be going
+to strike most others. Sidney Feeder was a man of a strenuous
+conscience, who did loyal duty overmuch and from the very fear he
+mightn’t do it enough. In order not to appear to he called upon Lady
+Barb heroically, in spite of pressing engagements and week after week,
+enjoying his virtue himself as little as he made it fruitful for his
+hostess, who wondered at last what she had done to deserve this extremity
+of appreciation.
+
+She spoke of it to her husband, who wondered also what poor Sidney had in
+his head and yet naturally shrank from damping too brutally his zeal.
+Between the latter’s wish not to let Jackson see his marriage had made a
+difference and Jackson’s hesitation to reveal to him that his standard of
+friendship was too high, Lady Barb passed a good many of those numerous
+hours during which she asked herself if they were the “sort of thing” she
+had come to America for. Very little had ever passed between her and her
+husband on the subject of the most regular of her bores, a clear instinct
+warning her that if they were ever to have scenes she must choose the
+occasion well, and this odd person not being an occasion. Jackson had
+tacitly admitted that his “confrère” was anything she chose to think him;
+he was not a man to be guilty in a discussion of the disloyalty of
+damning a real friend with praise that was faint. If Lady Agatha had
+been less of an absentee from her sister’s fireside, meanwhile, Doctor
+Feeder would have been better entertained; for the younger of the English
+pair prided herself, after several months of New York, on understanding
+everything that was said, on interpreting every sound, no matter from
+what lips the monstrous mystery fell. But Lady Agatha was never at home;
+she had learned to describe herself perfectly by the time she wrote her
+mother that she was always on the go. None of the innumerable victims of
+old-world tyranny welcomed to the land of freedom had yet offered more
+lavish incense to that goddess than this emancipated London debutante.
+She had enrolled herself in an amiable band known by the humorous name of
+“the Tearers”—a dozen young ladies of agreeable appearance, high spirits
+and good wind, whose most general characteristic was that, when wanted,
+they were to be sought anywhere in the world but under the roof supposed
+to shelter them. They browsed far from the fold; and when Sidney Feeder,
+as sometimes happened, met Lady Agatha at other houses, she was in the
+hands of the irrepressible Longstraw. She had come back to her sister,
+but Mr. Longstraw had followed her to the door. As to passing it, he had
+received direct discouragement from her brother-in-law; but he could at
+least hang about and wait for her. It may be confided to the reader at
+the risk of discounting the effect of the only passage in this very level
+narrative formed to startle that he never had to wait very long.
+
+When Jackson Lemon came in his wife’s visitors were on the point of
+leaving her; and he didn’t even ask his colleague to remain, for he had
+something particular to say to Lady Barb.
+
+“I haven’t put to you half the questions I wanted—I’ve been talking so
+much to Doctor Feeder,” the dressy Mrs. Chew said, holding the hand of
+her hostess in one of her own and toying at one of Lady Barb’s ribbons
+with the other.
+
+“I don’t think I’ve anything to tell you; I think I’ve told people
+everything,” Lady Barb answered rather wearily.
+
+“You haven’t told _me_ much!” Mrs. Vanderdecken richly radiated.
+
+“What could one tell you? You know everything,” Jackson impatiently
+laughed.
+
+“Ah no—there are some things that are great mysteries for me!” this
+visitor promptly pronounced. “I hope you’re coming to me on the
+seventeenth,” she added to Lady Barb.
+
+“On the seventeenth? I believe we go somewhere.”
+
+“Do go to Mrs. Vanderdecken’s,” said Mrs. Chew; “you’ll see the cream of
+the cream.”
+
+“Oh gracious!” Mrs. Vanderdecken vaguely cried.
+
+“Well, I don’t care; she will, won’t she, Doctor Feeder?—the very pick of
+American society.” Mrs. Chew stuck to her point.
+
+“Oh I’ve no doubt Lady Barb will have a good time,” said Sidney Feeder.
+“I’m afraid you miss the bran,” he went on with irrelevant jocosity to
+Jackson’s bride. He always tried the jocose when other elements had
+failed.
+
+“The bran?” Jackson’s bride couldn’t think.
+
+“Where you used to ride—in the Park.”
+
+“My dear fellow, you speak as if we had met at the circus,” her husband
+interposed. “I haven’t married a mountebank!”
+
+“Well, they put some stuff on the road,” Sidney Feeder explained, not
+holding much to his joke.
+
+“You must miss a great many things,” said Mrs. Chew tenderly.
+
+“I don’t see what,” Mrs. Vanderdecken tinkled, “except the fogs and the
+Queen. New York’s getting more and more like London. It’s a pity—you
+ought to have known us thirty years ago.”
+
+“_You’re_ the queen here,” said Jackson Lemon, “but I don’t know what you
+know about thirty years ago.”
+
+“Do you think she doesn’t go back?—she goes back to the last century!”
+cried Mrs. Chew.
+
+“I daresay I should have liked that,” said Lady Barb; “but I can’t
+imagine.” And she looked at her husband—a look she often had—as if she
+vaguely wished him to do something.
+
+He was not called upon, however, to take any violent steps, for Mrs. Chew
+presently said, “Well, Lady Barb, good-bye”; Mrs. Vanderdecken glared
+genially and as for excess of meaning at her hostess and addressed a
+farewell, accompanied very audibly with his title, to her host; and
+Sidney Feeder made a joke about stepping on the trains of the ladies’
+dresses as he accompanied them to the door. Mrs. Chew had always a great
+deal to say at the last; she talked till she was in the street and then
+she addressed that prospect. But at the end of five minutes Jackson
+Lemon was alone with his wife, to whom he then announced a piece of news.
+He prefaced it, however, by an inquiry as he came back from the hall.
+
+“Where’s Agatha, my dear?”
+
+“I haven’t the least idea. In the streets somewhere, I suppose.”
+
+“I think you ought to know a little more.”
+
+“How can I know about things here? I’ve given her up. I can do nothing
+with her. I don’t care what she does.”
+
+“She ought to go back to England,” Jackson said after a pause.
+
+“She ought never to have come.”
+
+“It was not my proposal, God knows!” he sharply returned.
+
+“Mamma could never know what it really is,” his wife more quietly noted.
+
+“No, it hasn’t been as yet what your mother supposed! The man Longstraw
+wants to marry her and has made a formal proposal. I met him half an
+hour ago in Madison Avenue, and he asked me to come with him into the
+Columbia Club. There, in the billiard-room, which to-day is empty, he
+opened himself—thinking evidently that in laying the matter before me he
+was behaving with extraordinary propriety. He tells me he’s dying of
+love and that she’s perfectly willing to go and live in Arizona.”
+
+“So she is,” said Lady Barb. “And what did you tell him?”
+
+“I told him I was convinced it would never do and that at any rate I
+could have nothing to say to it. I told him explicitly in short what I
+had told him virtually before. I said we should send Aggie straight back
+to England, and that if they had the courage they must themselves broach
+the question over there.”
+
+“When shall you send her back?” asked Lady Barb.
+
+“Immediately—by the very first steamer.”
+
+“Alone, like an American girl?”
+
+“Don’t be rough, Barb,” Jackson replied. “I shall easily find some
+people—lots of them are sailing now.”
+
+“I must take her myself,” Lady Barb observed in a moment. “I brought her
+out—so I must restore her to my mother’s hands.”
+
+He had expected this and believed he was prepared for it, but when it
+came he found his preparation not complete. He had no answer to
+make—none at least that seemed to him to go to the point. During these
+last weeks it had come over him with a quiet irresistible unmerciful
+force that Mrs. Dexter Freer had been right in saying to him that Sunday
+afternoon in Jermyn Street, the summer before, that he would find it
+wasn’t so simple to be an American. Such a character was complicated in
+just the measure that she had foretold by the difficulty of domesticating
+any wife at all liberally chosen. The difficulty wasn’t dissipated by
+his having taken a high tone about it; it pinched him from morning till
+night, it hurt him like a misfitting shoe. His high tone had given him
+courage when he took the great step; but he began to perceive that the
+highest tone in the world couldn’t change the nature of things. His ears
+tingled as he inwardly noted that if the Dexter Freers, whom he had
+thought alike abject in their hopes and their fears, had been by ill luck
+spending the winter in New York, they would have found his predicament as
+good fun as they could wish. Drop by drop the conviction had entered his
+mind—the first drop had come in the form of a word from Lady Agatha—that
+if his wife should return to England she would never again later recross
+the Atlantic. That word from the competent source had been the touch
+from the outside at which often a man’s fear crystallises. What she
+would do, how she would resist—this he wasn’t yet prepared to tell
+himself; but he felt every time he looked at her that the beautiful woman
+he had adored was filled with a dumb insuperable ineradicable purpose.
+He knew that if she should plant herself firm no power on earth would
+move her; and her blooming antique beauty and the general loftiness of
+her breeding came fast to seem to him but the magnificent expression of a
+dense patient ponderous power to resist. She wasn’t light, she wasn’t
+supple, and after six months of marriage he had made up his mind that she
+wasn’t intelligent—in spite of all which she would elude him. She had
+married him, she had come into his fortune and his consideration—for who
+was she after all? he was on occasion so angry as to ask himself,
+remembering that in England Lady Claras and Lady Florences were as thick
+as blackberries—but she would have nothing to do, if she could help it,
+with his country. She had gone in to dinner first in every house in the
+place, but this hadn’t satisfied her. It _had_ been simple to be an
+American in the good and easy sense that no one else in New York had made
+any difficulties; the difficulties had sprung from the very, the
+consummate, make of her, which were after all what he had married her
+for, thinking they would be a fine temperamental heritage for his brood.
+So they would, doubtless, in the coming years and after the brood should
+have appeared; but meanwhile they interfered with the best heritage of
+all—the nationality of his possible children. She would do indeed
+nothing violent; he was tolerably certain of that. She wouldn’t return
+to England without his consent; only when she should return it would be
+once for all. His one possible line, then, was not to take her back—a
+position replete with difficulties, since he had in a manner given his
+word; she herself giving none at all beyond the formal promise murmured
+at the altar. She had been general, but he had been specific; the
+settlements he had made were a part of that. His difficulties were such
+as he couldn’t directly face. He must tack in approaching so uncertain a
+coast. He said to his wife presently that it would be very inconvenient
+for him to leave New York at that moment: she must remember their plans
+had been laid for a later move. He couldn’t think of letting her make
+the voyage without him, and on the other hand they must pack her sister
+off without delay. He would therefore make instant inquiry for a
+chaperon, and he relieved his irritation by cursing the name and every
+other attribute of Herman Longstraw.
+
+Lady Barb didn’t trouble herself to denounce this gentleman; her manner
+was that of having for a long time expected the worst. She simply
+remarked after having listened to her husband for some minutes in
+silence: “I’d quite as lief she should marry Doctor Feeder!”
+
+The day after this he closeted himself for an hour with his
+sister-in-law, taking great pains to set forth to her the reasons why she
+shouldn’t marry her Californian. Jackson was kind, he was affectionate;
+he kissed her and put his arm round her waist, he reminded her that he
+and she were the best of friends and that she had always been awfully
+nice to him: therefore he counted on her. She’d break her mother’s
+heart, she’d deserve her father’s curse, and she’d get him, Jackson, into
+a pickle from which no human power might ever disembroil him. Lady
+Agatha listened and cried, she returned his kiss very affectionately and
+admitted that her father and mother would never consent to such a
+marriage; and when he told her that he had made arrangements that she
+should sail for Liverpool, with some charming people, the next day but
+one, she embraced him again and assured him she could never thank him
+enough for all the trouble he had taken about her. He flattered himself
+he had convinced and in some degree comforted her, and he reflected with
+complacency that even should his wife take it into her head Barb would
+never get ready to embark for her native land between a Monday and a
+Wednesday. The next morning Lady Agatha failed to appear at breakfast,
+though as she usually rose very late her absence excited no immediate
+alarm. She hadn’t rung her bell and was supposed still to be sleeping.
+But she had never yet slept later than mid-day; and as this hour
+approached her sister went to her room. Lady Barb then discovered that
+she had left the house at seven o’clock in the morning and had gone to
+meet Mr. Longstraw at a neighbouring corner. A little note on the table
+explained it very succinctly, and put beyond the power of the Jackson
+Lemons to doubt that by the time this news reached them their wayward
+sister had been united to the man of her preference as closely as the
+laws of the State of New York could bind her. Her little note set forth
+that as she knew she should never be permitted to marry him she had
+resolved to marry him without permission, and that directly after the
+ceremony, which would be of the simplest kind, they were to take a train
+for the Far West.
+
+Our record is concerned only with the remote consequences of this affair,
+which made of course a great deal of trouble for poor Jackson. He
+pursued the fugitives to remote rocky fastnesses and finally overtook
+them in California; but he hadn’t the boldness to propose to them to
+separate, for he promptly made out that Herman Longstraw was at least as
+well married as himself. Lady Agatha was already popular in the new
+States, where the history of her elopement, emblazoned in enormous
+capitals, was circulated in a thousand newspapers. This question of the
+newspapers had been for our troubled friend one of the most definite
+results of his sister-in-law’s _coup de tête_. His first thought had
+been of the public prints and his first exclamation a prayer that they
+shouldn’t get hold of the story. They had, however, got hold of it with
+a myriad wildly-waved hands and were scattering it broadcast over the
+world. Lady Barb never caught them in the act—she succeeded perfectly in
+not seeing what she needn’t; but an affectionate friend of the family,
+travelling at that time in the United States, made a parcel of some of
+the leading journals, and sent them to Lord Canterville. This missive
+elicited from her ladyship a letter, addressed to her son-in-law, which
+shook the young man’s position to the base. The phials of a rank
+vulgarity had been opened on the house of Canterville, and the noble
+matron demanded that in compensation for the affronts and injuries heaped
+upon her family, and bereaved and dishonoured as she was, she should at
+least be allowed to look on the face of her second daughter. “I suppose
+you’ll not, for very pity, be deaf to such a prayer as that,” said Lady
+Barb; and though loth to record a second act of weakness on the part of a
+man with pretensions to be strong, I may not disguise the fact that poor
+Jackson, who blushed dreadfully over the newspapers and felt afresh as he
+read them the force of Mrs. Freer’s terrible axiom, poor Jackson paid a
+visit to the office of the Cunarders. He said to himself later on that
+it was the newspapers that had done it; he couldn’t decently appear to be
+on their side: they made it so hard to deny that the country was
+impossible at a time when one was in need of all one’s arguments. Lady
+Barb, before sailing, definitely refused to mention any week or month as
+the date of their prearranged return to New York. Very many weeks and
+months have elapsed since then, and she gives no sign of coming back.
+She will never fix a date. She is much missed by Mrs. Vanderdecken, who
+still alludes to her—still says the line of the shoulders was superb;
+putting the statement pensively in the past tense. Lady Beauchemin and
+Lady Marmaduke are much disconcerted; the international project has not,
+in their view, received an impetus.
+
+Jackson Lemon has a house in London and he rides in the Park with his
+wife, who is as beautiful as the day and who a year ago presented him
+with a little girl exhibiting features that he already scans for the look
+of race—whether in hope or in fear to-day is more than my muse has
+revealed. He has occasional scenes with Lady Barb during which the look
+of race is very clear in her own countenance; but they never terminate in
+a visit to the Cunarders. He’s exceedingly restless and is constantly
+crossing to the Continent; but he returns with a certain abruptness, for
+he hates meeting the Dexter Freers, who seem to pervade the more
+comfortable parts of Europe. He dodges them in every town. Sidney
+Feeder feels very badly about him; it’s months since Jackson has sent him
+any “results.” The excellent fellow goes very often, in a consolatory
+spirit, to see Mrs. Lemon, but has not yet been able to answer her
+standing question—“Why that girl more than another?” Lady Agatha
+Longstraw and her husband arrived a year ago in England, and Mr.
+Longstraw’s personality had immense success during the last London
+season. It’s not exactly known what they live on, though perfectly known
+that he’s looking for something to do. Meanwhile it’s as good as known
+that their really quite responsible brother-in-law supports them.
+
+
+
+
+THE SIEGE OF LONDON
+
+
+I
+
+
+That solemn piece of upholstery the curtain of the Comédie Française had
+fallen upon the first act of the piece, and our two Americans had taken
+advantage of the interval to pass out of the huge hot theatre in company
+with the other occupants of the stalls. But they were among the first to
+return, and they beguiled the rest of the intermission with looking at
+the house, which had lately been cleansed of its historic cobwebs and
+ornamented with frescoes illustrative of the classic drama. In the month
+of September the audience at the Théâtre Français is comparatively thin,
+and on this occasion the drama—_L’Aventurière_ of Emile Augier—had no
+pretensions to novelty. Many of the boxes were empty, others were
+occupied by persons of provincial or nomadic appearance. The boxes are
+far from the stage, near which our spectators were placed; but even at a
+distance Rupert Waterville was able to appreciate details. He was fond
+of appreciating details, and when he went to the theatre he looked about
+him a good deal, making use of a dainty but remarkably powerful glass.
+He knew that such a course was wanting in true distinction and that it
+was indelicate to level at a lady an instrument often only less injurious
+in effect than a double-barrelled pistol; but he was always very curious,
+and was sure, in any case, that at that moment, at that antiquated
+play—so he was pleased to qualify the masterpiece of a contemporary—he
+shouldn’t be observed by any one he knew. Standing up therefore with his
+back to the stage he made the circuit of the boxes while several other
+persons near him performed the operation with even greater coolness.
+
+“Not a single pretty woman,” he remarked at last to his friend; an
+observation which Littlemore, sitting in his place and staring with a
+bored expression at the new-looking curtain, received in perfect silence.
+He rarely indulged in these optical excursions; he had been a great deal
+in Paris and had ceased to vibrate more than a few times a day; he
+believed the French capital could have no more surprises for him, though
+it had had a good many in former days. Waterville was still in the stage
+of surprise; he suddenly expressed this emotion. “By Jove, I beg your
+pardon, I beg _her_ pardon! There _is_ after all a woman who may be
+called”—he paused a little, inspecting her—“an approach to a beauty!”
+
+“How near an approach?” Littlemore responded.
+
+“An unusual kind—an indescribable kind.” Littlemore was not heeding his
+answer, but presently heard himself appealed to. “I say, I wish very
+much you’d do me a favour.”
+
+“I did you a favour in coming here,” said Littlemore. “It’s insufferably
+hot, and the play’s like a dinner that has been dressed by the
+kitchen-maid. The actors are all _doublures_.”
+
+“It’s simply to answer me this: is _she_ respectable now?” Waterville
+demanded, inattentive to his friend’s epigram.
+
+Littlemore gave a groan, without turning his head. “You’re always
+wanting to know if they’re respectable. What on earth can it matter?”
+
+“I’ve made such mistakes—I’ve lost all confidence,” said poor Waterville,
+to whom European civilisation had not ceased to be a novelty and who
+during the last six months had found himself confronted with problems for
+which his training had little prepared him. Whenever he encountered a
+very nice-looking woman he was sure to discover that she belonged to the
+class represented by the heroine of M. Augier’s drama; and whenever his
+attention rested upon a person of a florid style of attraction there was
+the strongest probability that she would turn out a countess. The
+countesses often looked so unnaturally cheap and the others unnaturally
+expensive. Littlemore distinguished at a glance; he never made mistakes.
+
+“Simply for looking at them it doesn’t matter, I suppose,” Waterville
+ingenuously sighed.
+
+“You stare at them all alike,” Littlemore went on, still without moving;
+“except indeed when I tell you they _aren’t_ decent—then your eyes, my
+dear man, grow as large as saucers.”
+
+“If your judgement’s against this lady I promise never to look at her
+again. I mean the one in the third box from the passage, in white, with
+the red flowers,” the younger man said as Littlemore slowly rose and
+stood beside him. “The fellow with her is leaning forward. It’s he who
+makes me doubt. Will you have the glass?”
+
+Littlemore looked about him without concentration. “No, thank you, I can
+see without staring. The young man’s a very good young man,” he
+presently reported.
+
+“Very indeed, but he’s several years younger than she. Wait till she
+turns her head.”
+
+She turned it very soon—she apparently had been speaking to the
+_ouvreuse_, at the door of the box—and presented her face to the public;
+a fair harmonious face, with smiling eyes, smiling lips, a low brow
+ornamented with delicate rings of black hair and ears marked by the
+sparkle of diamonds sufficiently large to be seen across the Théâtre
+Français. Littlemore looked at her, then started and held out his hand.
+“The glass, please!”
+
+“Do you know her?” his friend asked as he directed the little instrument.
+
+He made no answer; he only looked in silence; then he gave the glass
+back. “No, she’s not respectable.” And he dropped again into his seat.
+As Waterville remained standing he added: “Please sit down; I think she
+saw me.”
+
+“Don’t you want her to see you?” pursued the interrogator, promptly
+complying.
+
+Littlemore hesitated. “I don’t want to spoil her game.” By this time
+the _entr’acte_ was at an end and the curtain going up.
+
+It had been Waterville’s idea that they should go to the theatre.
+Littlemore, who was always for not going anywhere, had recommended that,
+the evening being lovely, they should simply sit and smoke at the door of
+the Grand Café in comparatively pensive isolation. Nevertheless
+Waterville enjoyed the second act even less than he had done the first,
+which he thought heavy. He began to wonder whether his companion would
+wish to stay to the end; a useless line of speculation, for now that he
+had got to the theatre Littlemore’s aversion to change would certainly
+keep him from moving. Waterville also wondered what he knew about the
+lady in the box. Once or twice he glanced at his friend, and then was
+sure the latter wasn’t following the play. He was thinking of something
+else; he was thinking of that woman. When the curtain fell again he sat
+in his place, making way for his neighbours, as usual, to edge past him,
+grinding his knees—his legs were long—with their own protuberances. When
+the two men were alone in the stalls he spoke. “I think I should like to
+see her again, after all.” He spoke in fact as if Waterville might have
+known all about her. Waterville was conscious of not doing so, but as
+there was evidently a good deal to know he recognised he should lose
+nothing by exerting some art. So for the moment he asked no question; he
+only said: “Well, here’s the glass.”
+
+Littlemore gave him a glance of good-natured compassion. “I don’t mean I
+want to keep letting _that_ off at her. I mean I should rather like to
+see her as I used to.”
+
+“And how did you use to?” asked Waterville with no art now.
+
+“On the back piazza at San Pablo.” And as his comrade, in receipt of
+this information, only stared he went on: “Come out where we can breathe
+and I’ll tell you more.”
+
+They made their way to the low and narrow door, more worthy of a
+rabbit-hutch than of a great theatre, by which you pass from the stalls
+of the Comédie to the lobby, and as Littlemore went by first his
+ingenuous friend behind him could see that he glanced up at the box in
+the occupants of which they were interested. The more interesting of
+these had her back to the house; she was apparently just leaving the box,
+after her companion; but as she hadn’t put on her mantle it was evident
+they weren’t quitting the theatre. Littlemore’s pursuit of fresh air
+didn’t lead him to the street; he had passed his arm into Waterville’s
+and when they reached the fine frigid staircase that ascends to the
+public foyer he began silently to mount it. Littlemore was averse to
+active pleasures, but his friend reflected that now at least he had
+launched himself—he was going to look for the lady whom, with a
+monosyllable, he appeared to have classified. The young man resigned
+himself for the moment to asking no questions, and the two strolled
+together into the shining saloon where Houdon’s admirable statue of
+Voltaire, reflected in a dozen mirrors, is gaped at by visitors too
+obviously less acute than the genius expressed in those living features.
+Waterville knew that Voltaire was witty; he had read _Candide_ and had
+already had several opportunities of appreciating the statue. The foyer
+was not crowded; only a dozen groups were scattered over the polished
+floor, several others having passed out to the balcony which overhangs
+the square of the Palais Royal. The windows were open, the myriad lights
+of Paris made the dull summer evening look like an anniversary or a
+revolution; a murmur of voices seemed to come up, and even in the foyer
+one heard the slow click of the horses and the rumble of the
+crookedly-driven fiacres on the hard smooth street-surface. A lady and a
+gentleman, their backs to our friends, stood before the image of the
+_genius loci_; the lady was dressed in white, including a white bonnet.
+Littlemore felt in the scene, as so many persons feel it just there,
+something of the finest essence of France, and he gave a significant
+laugh.
+
+“It seems comical to see her here! The last time was in New Mexico.”
+
+“In New Mexico?”
+
+“At San Pablo.”
+
+“Oh on the back piazza,” said Waterville, putting things together. He
+had not been aware of the position of San Pablo, for if on the occasion
+of his lately being appointed to a subordinate diplomatic post in London
+he had been paying a good deal of attention to European geography he had
+rather neglected that of his own country.
+
+They hadn’t spoken loud and weren’t standing near her, but suddenly, as
+if she had heard them, the lady in white turned round. Her eye caught
+Waterville’s first, and in that glance he saw that if she was aware of
+something it wasn’t because they had exceeded but because she had
+extraordinary quickness of ear. There was no prompt recognition in
+it—none even when it rested lightly on George Littlemore. But
+recognition flashed out a moment later, accompanied with a delicate
+increase of colour and a quick extension of her settled smile. She had
+turned completely round; she stood there in sudden friendliness, with
+parted lips; with a hand, gloved to the elbow, almost imperiously
+offered. She was even prettier than at a distance. “Well, I declare!”
+she cried; so loud that every one in the room appeared to feel personally
+addressed. Waterville was surprised; he hadn’t been prepared, even after
+the mention of the back piazza, to find her of so unmistakable race. Her
+companion turned round as she spoke; he was a fresh lean young man in
+evening dress; he kept his hands in his pockets; Waterville was sure he
+was of race quite other. He looked very grave—for such a fair festive
+young man—and gave our two friends, though his height was not superior to
+theirs, a narrow vertical glance. Then he turned back to the statue of
+Voltaire as if it had been among his premonitions, after all, that the
+lady he was attending would recognise people he didn’t know and didn’t
+even perhaps care to know. This possibly confirmed slightly Littlemore’s
+assertion that she wasn’t respectable. The young man was that at least;
+consummately so. “Where in the world did you drop from?” the lady
+inquired.
+
+“I’ve been here for some time,” Littlemore said, going forward rather
+deliberately to shake hands with her. He took it alertly, yet was more
+serious than she, keeping his eye on her own as if she had been just a
+trifle dangerous. Such was the manner in which a duly discreet person
+would have approached some glossy graceful animal which had an occasional
+trick of biting.
+
+“Here in Paris, do you mean?”
+
+“No; here and there—in Europe generally.”
+
+“Well, it’s queer I haven’t met you.”
+
+“Better late than never!” said Littlemore. His smile was a little fixed.
+
+“Well, you look very natural,” the lady went on.
+
+“So do you—or very charming—it’s the same thing,” he answered, laughing
+and evidently wishing to be easy. It was as if, face to face and after a
+considerable lapse of time, he had found her more imposing than he
+expected when, in the stalls below, he determined to come and meet her.
+As he spoke the young man who was with her gave up his inspection of
+Voltaire and faced about listlessly, without looking at his companion’s
+acquaintances.
+
+“I want to introduce you to my friend,” she went on. “Sir Arthur
+Demesne—Mr. Littlemore. Mr. Littlemore—Sir Arthur Demesne. Sir Arthur
+Demesne’s an Englishman—Mr. Littlemore’s a countryman of mine, an old
+friend. I haven’t seen him for years. For how long? Don’t let’s
+count—I wonder you knew me,” she continued, addressing this recovered
+property. “I’m fearfully changed.” All this was said in a clear gay
+tone which was the more audible as she spoke with an odd sociable
+slowness. The two men, to do honour to her introduction, silently
+exchanged a glance; the Englishman perhaps coloured a little. He was
+very conscious of his companion. “I haven’t introduced you to many
+people yet,” she dropped.
+
+“Oh I don’t mind,” said Sir Arthur Demesne.
+
+“Well, it’s queer to see you!” she pursued, with her charming eyes still
+on Littlemore. “You’ve changed, too—I can see that.”
+
+“Not where you’re concerned.”
+
+“That’s what I want to find out. Why don’t you introduce your friend? I
+see he’s dying to know me!” And then when he had proceeded with this
+ceremony, which he reduced to its simplest elements, merely glancing at
+Rupert Waterville and murmuring his name, “Ah, you don’t tell him who _I_
+am!” the lady cried while the young secretary made her a formal
+salutation. “I hope you haven’t forgotten!”
+
+Littlemore showed her a face intended to express more than what he had
+hitherto permitted himself; if its meaning had been put into words these
+would have been: “Ah, but by which name?”
+
+She answered the unspoken question, putting out her hand as she had done
+to Littlemore. “Happy to make your acquaintance, Mr. Waterville. I’m
+Mrs. Headway—perhaps you’ve heard of me. If you’ve ever been in America
+you must have heard of me. Not so much in New York, but in the Western
+cities. You _are_ an American? Well then we’re all compatriots—except
+Sir Arthur Demesne. Let me introduce you to Sir Arthur. Sir Arthur
+Demesne, Mr. Waterville—Mr. Waterville, Sir Arthur Demesne. Sir Arthur
+Demesne’s a member of Parliament: don’t he look young?” She waited for
+no judgement on this appeal, but suddenly made another as she moved her
+bracelets back over long loose gloves. “Well, Mr. Littlemore, what are
+you thinking of?”
+
+He was thinking that he must indeed have forgotten her name, for the one
+she had pronounced awakened no association. But he could hardly tell her
+that. “I’m thinking of San Pablo.”
+
+“The back piazza at my sister’s? Oh don’t; it was too horrid. She has
+left now. I believe every one has left.” The member of Parliament drew
+out his watch with the air of a man who could take no part in these
+domestic reminiscences; he appeared to combine a generic self-possession
+with a degree of individual shyness. He said something about its being
+time they should go back to their seats, but Mrs. Headway paid no
+attention to the remark. Waterville wished her to linger and indeed felt
+almost as free to examine her as he had to walk, in a different spirit,
+round the statue of the author of _Candide_. Her low-growing hair, with
+its fine dense undulations, was of a shade of blackness that has now
+become rare; her complexion had the bloom of a white flower; her profile,
+when she turned her head, was as pure and fine as the outline of a cameo.
+“You know this is their first theatre,” she continued, as if to rise to
+the occasion. “And this is Voltaire, the celebrated writer.”
+
+“I’m devoted to the Comédie Française”—Waterville rose as well.
+
+“Dreadfully bad house; we didn’t hear a word,” said Sir Arthur Demesne.
+
+“Ah, yes, the sad far boxes!” murmured Waterville.
+
+“I’m rather disappointed,” Mrs. Headway went on. “But I want to see what
+becomes of that woman.”
+
+“Doña Clorinde? Oh I suppose they’ll shoot her. They generally shoot
+the women in French plays,” Littlemore said.
+
+“It will remind me of San Pablo!” cried Mrs. Headway.
+
+“Ah, at San Pablo the women did the shooting.”
+
+“They don’t seem to have killed _you_!” she returned archly.
+
+“No, but I’m riddled with wounds.”
+
+“Well, this is very remarkable”—the lady reverted to Houdon’s statue.
+“It’s beautifully modelled.”
+
+“You’re perhaps reading M. de Voltaire,” Littlemore suggested.
+
+“No; but I’ve purchased his works.”
+
+“They’re not proper reading for ladies,” said the young Englishman
+severely, offering his arm to his charge.
+
+“Ah, you might have told me before I had bought them!” she exclaimed in
+exaggerated dismay.
+
+“I couldn’t imagine you’d buy a hundred and fifty volumes.”
+
+“A hundred and fifty? I’ve only bought two.”
+
+“Perhaps two won’t hurt you!” Littlemore hopefully contributed.
+
+She darted him a reproachful ray. “I know what you mean—that I’m too bad
+already! Well, bad as I am you must come and see me.” And she threw him
+the name of her hotel as she walked away with her Englishman. Waterville
+looked after the latter with a certain interest; he had heard of him in
+London and had seen his portrait in _Vanity Fair_.
+
+It was not yet time to go down, in spite of this gentleman’s saying so,
+and Littlemore and his friend passed out to the balcony of the foyer.
+“Headway—Headway? Where the deuce did she get that name?” Littlemore
+asked as they looked down into the flaring dusk.
+
+“From her husband I suppose,” his friend suggested.
+
+“From her husband? From which? The last was named Beck.”
+
+“How many has she had?” the younger man inquired, anxious to hear how it
+was Mrs. Headway wasn’t respectable.
+
+“I haven’t the least idea. But it wouldn’t be difficult to find out, as
+I believe they’re all living. She was Mrs. Beck—Nancy Beck—when I knew
+her.”
+
+“Nancy Beck!” cried Waterville, aghast. He was thinking of her delicate
+profile, like that of a pretty Roman empress. There was a great deal to
+be explained.
+
+Littlemore explained it in a few words before they returned to their
+places, admitting indeed that he wasn’t yet able to clear up her present
+appearance. She was a memory of his Western days; he had seen her last
+some six years before. He had known her very well and in several places;
+the circle of her activity was chiefly the South-west. This activity had
+been during that time of a vague character, except in the sense that it
+was exclusively social. She was supposed to have a husband, one
+Philadelphia Beck, the editor of a Democratic newspaper, the _Dakota
+Sentinel_; but Littlemore had never seen him—the pair were living
+apart—and it had been the impression at San Pablo that matrimony, for Mr.
+and Mrs. Beck, was about played out. He remembered now to have heard
+afterwards that she was getting a divorce. She got divorces very easily,
+she was so taking in court. She had got one or two before from a man
+whose name he couldn’t remember, and there was a legend that even these
+were not the first. She had been enormously divorced! When he first met
+her in California she called herself Mrs. Grenville, which he had been
+given to understand was not an appellation acquired by matrimony, but her
+parental name, resumed after the dissolution of an unfortunate union.
+She had had these episodes—her unions were all unfortunate—and had borne
+half-a-dozen names. She was a charming woman, especially for New Mexico;
+but she had been divorced too often—it was a tax on one’s credulity: she
+must have repudiated more husbands than she had married.
+
+At San Pablo she was staying with her sister, whose actual spouse—she too
+had been divorced—the principal man of the place, kept a bank (with the
+aid of a six-shooter), and who had never suffered Nancy to want for a
+home during her unattached periods. Nancy had begun very young; she must
+be about thirty-seven to-day. That was all he meant by her not being
+respectable. Her chronology was rather mixed; her sister at least had
+once told him that there was one winter when she didn’t know herself who
+was Nancy’s husband. She had gone in mainly for editors—she esteemed the
+journalistic profession. They must all have been dreadful ruffians, for
+her own amiability was manifest. It was well known that whatever she had
+done she had done in self-defence. In fine she had done things—that was
+the main point now. She had been as pretty as could still be seen, and
+as good-natured and as clever as could likewise be yet measured; she had
+been quite the best company in those parts. She was a genuine product of
+the wild West—a flower of the Pacific slope; ignorant, absurd, crude, but
+full of pluck and spirit, of natural intelligence and of a certain
+intermittent haphazard felicity of impulse. She used to sigh that she
+only wanted a chance—apparently she had found that now. At one time,
+without her, he didn’t see how he could have put up with the life. He
+had started a cattle-ranch, to which San Pablo was the nearest town, and
+he used to ride over to see her. Sometimes he stayed there a week; then
+he went to see her every evening. It was infernally hot; they used to
+sit on the back piazza. She was always as attractive and very nearly as
+well-dressed as they had just beheld her. As far as appearance went she
+might have been transplanted at an hour’s notice from that dusty old
+settlement to the city by the Seine.
+
+“Some of those barbaric women are wonderful,” Littlemore said. “Like
+her, they only want a chance.”
+
+He hadn’t been in love with her—there never was anything of that sort
+between them. There might have been of course, but as happened there
+wasn’t. Headway would have been then the successor of Beck; perhaps
+there had been others between. She was in no sort of “society”; she only
+had a local reputation (“the well-known Texan belle,” the newspapers
+called her—the other editors, to whom she wasn’t married), though indeed
+in that spacious civilisation the locality was large. She knew nothing
+of the East and to the best of his belief at that period had never seen
+New York. Various things might have happened in those six years,
+however; no doubt she had “come up.” The West was sending us everything
+(Littlemore spoke as a New Yorker); no doubt it would send us at last our
+brilliant women. The well-known Texan belle used to look quite over the
+head of New York; even in those days she thought and talked of Paris,
+which there was no prospect of her knowing: that was the way she had got
+on in New Mexico. She had had her ambition, her presentiments; she had
+known she was meant for better things. Even at San Pablo she had
+prefigured her member of Parliament; every now and then a wandering
+Englishman came within her range. They weren’t all Sir Arthurs, like her
+present acquisition, but they were usually a change from the editors.
+What she was doing with her present acquisition Littlemore was curious to
+see. She was certainly—if he had any capacity for that state of mind,
+which was not too apparent—making the gentleman happy. She looked very
+splendid; Headway had probably made a “pile,” an achievement not to be
+imputed to any of the others. She didn’t accept money—he was sure she
+didn’t accept money. With all of which, on their way back to their
+seats, Littlemore, whose tone had been humorous, but with that strain of
+the pensive which is inseparable from retrospect, suddenly burst into
+audible laughter. “The modelling of statues and the works of Voltaire!”
+he broke out, recurring to two or three things she had said. “It’s
+touching to hear her attempt those flights, for in New Mexico she knew
+nothing about modelling.”
+
+“She didn’t strike me as affected,” Waterville demurred, feeling a vague
+impulse to view her in becoming lights.
+
+“Oh no; she’s only—as she says—fearfully changed.”
+
+They were in their places before the play went on again, and they both
+gave another glance at Mrs. Headway’s box. She now was leaning back
+behind the slow movements of her fan and evidently watching Littlemore as
+if she had waited to see him come in. Sir Arthur Demesne sat beside her,
+rather gloomily resting a round pink chin upon a high stiff collar;
+neither of them seemed to speak.
+
+“Are you sure she makes him happy?” Waterville asked.
+
+“Yes—that’s the way those people show it.”
+
+“But does she go about alone with him at that rate? Where’s her
+husband?”
+
+“I suppose she has divorced him.”
+
+“And does she want to marry the Baronet?” Waterville went on as if his
+companion was omniscient.
+
+It amused Littlemore for the moment to appear so. “He wants to marry
+_her_, I guess.”
+
+“And be divorced like the others?”
+
+“Oh no; this time she has got what she wants,” said Littlemore as the
+curtain rose.
+
+He suffered three days to elapse before he called at the Hôtel Meurice,
+which she had designated, and we may occupy this interval in adding a few
+words to the story we have taken from his lips. George Littlemore’s
+residence in the Far West had been of the usual tentative sort—he had
+gone there to replenish a pocket depleted by youthful extravagance. His
+first attempts had failed; the days had pretty well passed when a fortune
+was to be picked up even by a young man who might be supposed to have
+inherited from an honourable father, lately removed, some of those fine
+abilities, mainly dedicated to the importation of tea, to which the elder
+Mr. Littlemore was indebted for the power of leaving his son markedly at
+ease. Littlemore had dissipated his patrimony and was not quick to
+discover his talents, which, restricted chiefly to an unlimited faculty
+for smoking and horse-breaking, appeared to lie in the direction of none
+of the professions called liberal. He had been sent to Harvard to have
+them cultivated, but here they had taken such a form that repression had
+been found more necessary than stimulus—repression embodied in an
+occasional sojourn in one of the lovely villages of the Connecticut
+Valley. Rustication saved him perhaps in the sense that it detached him;
+it undermined his ambitions, which had been foolish. At the age of
+thirty he had mastered none of the useful arts, unless we include in the
+number the great art of indifference. But he was roused from too
+consistent an application of it by a stroke of good luck. To oblige a
+luckless friend, even in more pressing need of cash than himself, he had
+purchased for a moderate sum—the proceeds of a successful game of poker—a
+share in a silver-mine which the disposer of it, with unusual candour,
+admitted to be destitute of metal. Littlemore looked into his mine and
+recognised the truth of the contention, which, however, was demolished
+some two years later by a sudden revival of curiosity on the part of one
+of the other shareholders. This gentleman, convinced that a silver-mine
+without silver is as rare as an effect without a cause, discovered the
+sparkle of the precious element deep down in the reasons of things. The
+discovery was agreeable to Littlemore, and was the beginning of a fortune
+which, through several dull years and in many rough places, he had
+repeatedly despaired of, and which a man whose purpose had never been
+very keen, nor his aim very high, didn’t perhaps altogether deserve.
+
+It was before he saw himself successful that he had made the acquaintance
+of the lady now established at the Hôtel Meurice. To-day he owned the
+largest share in his mine, which had remained perversely productive and
+enabled him to buy, among other things, in Montana, a cattle-ranch of
+higher type than the dry acres near San Pablo. Ranches and mines
+encourage security, and the consciousness of not having to watch the
+sources of his income too anxiously—a tax on ideal detachment which
+spoils the idea—now added itself to his usual coolness. It was not that
+this same coolness hadn’t been considerably tried. To take only one—the
+principal—instance: he had lost his wife after only a twelvemonth of
+marriage, some three years before the date at which we meet him. He had
+been turned thirty-eight when he distinguished and wooed and won an
+ardent girl of twenty-three, who, like himself, had consulted all the
+probabilities in expecting a succession of happy years. She had left him
+a small daughter, now entrusted to the care of his only sister, the wife
+of an English squire and mistress of a dull park in Hampshire. This
+lady, Mrs. Dolphin by name, had captivated her landowner during a journey
+in which Mr. Dolphin had promised himself to examine the institutions of
+the United States. The institution on which he had reported most
+favourably was the pretty girls of the larger towns, and he had returned
+to New York a year or two later to marry Miss Littlemore, who, unlike her
+brother, had not wasted her patrimony. Her sister-in-law, married
+several years later and coming to Europe on this occasion, had died in
+London—where she had flattered herself the doctors were infallible—a week
+after the birth of her little girl; and poor Littlemore, though
+relinquishing his child for the moment, had lingered on the scene of his
+deep disconcertment to be within call of the Hampshire nursery. He was a
+presence to attract admiring attention, especially since his hair and
+moustache had turned to so fine a silver. Tall and clean-limbed, with a
+good figure and a bad carriage, he looked capable but indolent, and was
+exposed to imputations of credit and renown, those attaching to John
+Gilpin, of which he was far from being either conscious or desirous. His
+eye was at once keen and quiet, his smile dim and dilatory, but perfectly
+sincere. His principal occupation to-day was doing nothing, and he did
+it with a beautiful consistency. This exercise excited real envy on the
+part of Rupert Waterville, who was ten years younger and who had too many
+ambitions and anxieties—none of them very important, but making
+collectively a considerable incubus—to be able to wait for inspiration.
+He thought of it as the last social grace, he hoped some day to arrive at
+it; it made a man so independent—he had his resources within his own
+breast. Littlemore could sit for a whole evening without utterance or
+movement, smoking cigars and looking absently at his finger-nails. As
+every one knew him for a good fellow who had made his fortune this free
+and even surface offered by him to contact couldn’t be attributed to
+stupidity or moroseness. It seemed to imply a fund of reminiscence, an
+experience of life that had left him hundreds of things to think about.
+Waterville felt that if he himself could make a good use of these present
+years and keep a sharp lookout for experience he too at forty-four might
+have time to look at his finger-nails. He cultivated the conceit that
+such contemplations—not of course in their literal but in their symbolic
+intensity—were a sign of a man of the world. Waterville, reckoning
+possibly without an ungrateful Department of State, also nursed the fond
+fancy that he had embraced the diplomatic career. He was the junior of
+the two secretaries who render the _personnel_ of the United States
+Legation in London exceptionally numerous, and was at present enjoying
+his annual leave of absence. It became a diplomatist to be inscrutable,
+and though he had by no means, as a whole, taken Littlemore for his
+model—there were much better ones in the diplomatic body accredited to
+the Court of Saint James’s—he thought the right effect of fine ease
+suggested when of an evening, in Paris, after one had been asked what one
+would like to do, one replied that one would like to do nothing, and
+simply sat for an interminable time in front of the Grand Café on the
+Boulevard de la Madeleine (one was very fond of cafés) ordering a
+succession of _demi-tasses_. It was seldom Littlemore cared even to go
+to the theatre, and the visit to the Comédie Française, which we have
+described, had been undertaken at Waterville’s instance. He had seen _Le
+Demi-Monde_ a few nights before and had been told that _L’Aventurière_
+would show him a particular treatment of the same subject—the justice to
+be meted out to compromised women who attempt to thrust themselves into
+honourable families. It seemed to him that in both of these cases the
+ladies had deserved their fate, but he wished it might have been brought
+about by a little less lying on the part of the representatives of
+honour. Littlemore and he, without being intimate, were very good
+friends and spent much of their time together. As it turned out
+Littlemore was grateful for the chance that had led him to a view of this
+new incarnation of Nancy Beck.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+His delay in going to see her was nevertheless calculated; there were
+more reasons for it than we need at once go into. When he did go,
+however, Mrs. Headway was at home and he was scarce surprised to find Sir
+Arthur Demesne in her sitting-room. There was something in the air that
+spoke of the already ample stretch of this gentleman’s visit. Littlemore
+thought probable that, given the circumstances, he would now bring it to
+a close; he must have learned from their hostess that this welcomed
+compatriot was an old and familiar friend. He might of course have
+definite rights—he had every appearance of it, but the more they were
+rooted the more gracefully he could afford to waive them. Littlemore
+made these reflexions while the friend in possession faced him without
+sign of departure. Mrs. Headway was very gracious—she had ever the
+manner of having known you a hundred years; she scolded Littlemore
+extravagantly for not having been to see her sooner, but this was only a
+form of the gracious. By daylight she looked a little faded, but there
+was a spirit in her that rivalled the day. She had the best rooms in the
+hotel and an air of extreme opulence and prosperity; her courier sat
+outside, in the antechamber, and she evidently knew how to live. She
+attempted to include Sir Arthur in the conversation, but though the young
+man remained in his place he failed to grasp the offered perch. He
+followed but as from the steep bank of the stream, where yet he was
+evidently not at his ease. The conversation therefore remained
+superficial—a quality that of old had by no means belonged to Mrs.
+Headway’s interviews with her friends. The Englishman hovered with a
+distant air which Littlemore at first, with a good deal of private
+amusement, simply attributed to jealousy.
+
+But after a time Mrs. Headway spoke to the point. “My dear Sir Arthur, I
+wish very much you’d go.”
+
+The member of Parliament got up and took his hat. “I thought I should
+oblige you by staying.”
+
+“To defend me against Mr. Littlemore? I’ve known him since I was a
+baby—I know the worst he can do.” She fixed her charming smile on her
+retreating visitor and added with much unexpectedness: “I want to talk to
+him about my past!”
+
+“That’s just what I want to hear,” said Sir Arthur, with his hand on the
+door.
+
+“We’re going to talk American; you wouldn’t understand us! He speaks in
+the English style,” she explained in her little sufficient way as the
+Baronet, who announced that at all events he would come back in the
+evening, let himself out.
+
+“He doesn’t know about your past?” Littlemore inquired, trying not to
+make the question sound impertinent.
+
+“Oh yes; I’ve told him everything; but he doesn’t understand. One has to
+hold an Englishman by the head, you know, and kind of force it down. He
+has never heard of a woman being—” But here Mrs. Headway checked
+herself, while Littlemore filled out the blank. “What are you laughing
+at? It doesn’t matter,” she went on; “there are more things in the world
+than those people have heard of. However, I like them very much; at
+least I like _him_. He’s such a regular gentleman; do you know what I
+mean? Only, as he stays too long and he ain’t amusing, I’m very glad to
+see you for a change.”
+
+“Do you mean I’m not a regular gentleman?” Littlemore asked.
+
+“No indeed; you used to be out there. I think you were the only one—and
+I hope you are still. That’s why I recognised you the other night—I
+might have cut you, you know.”
+
+“You can still, if you like. It’s not too late.”
+
+“Oh no, that’s not what I want. I want you to help me.”
+
+“To help you?”
+
+Mrs. Headway fixed her eyes for a moment on the door. “Do you suppose
+that man is there still?”
+
+“The member of Parliament?”
+
+“No, I mean Max. Max is my courier,” said Mrs. Headway with some
+impressiveness.
+
+“I haven’t the least idea. I’ll see if you like.”
+
+“No—in that case I should have to give him an order, and I don’t know
+what in the world to ask him to do. He sits there for hours; with my
+simple habits I afford him no employment. I’m afraid I’ve no grand
+imagination.”
+
+“The burden of grandeur!” said Littlemore.
+
+“Oh yes, I’m very grand for clothes and things. But on the whole I like
+it. I’m only afraid he’ll hear. I talk so very loud. That’s another
+thing I’m trying to get over.”
+
+“Why do you want to be different?”
+
+“Well, because everything else is so,” Mrs. Headway bravely pleaded.
+“Did you hear that I had lost my husband?” she went on abruptly.
+
+“Do you mean—a—Mr.—?” and Littlemore paused with an effect that didn’t
+seem to come home to her.
+
+“I mean Mr. Headway,” she said with dignity. “I’ve been through a good
+deal since you saw me last: marriage and death and trouble and all sorts
+of things.”
+
+“You had been through a good deal of marriage before that,” her old
+friend ventured to observe.
+
+She rested her eyes on him with extravagant intensity and without a
+change of colour. “Not so much, not so much!—”
+
+“Not so much as might have been thought?”
+
+“Not so much as was reported. I forget whether I was married when I saw
+you last.”
+
+“It was one of the reports,” said Littlemore. “But I never saw Mr.
+Beck.”
+
+“You didn’t lose much; he was too mean to live. I’ve done certain things
+in my life that I’ve never understood; no wonder others can’t do much
+with them. But that’s all over! Are you sure Max doesn’t hear?” she
+asked quickly.
+
+“Not at all sure. But if you suspect him of listening at the keyhole I’d
+send him away.”
+
+“I don’t think he does that. I’m always rushing to the door.”
+
+“Then he doesn’t hear. I had no idea you had so many secrets. When I
+parted with you Mr. Headway was in the future.”
+
+“Well, now he’s in the past. He was a pleasant man—I can understand my
+doing that. But he only lived a year. He had neuralgia of the heart; he
+left me very well off.” She mentioned these various facts as if they
+were quite of the same order.
+
+“I’m glad to hear _that_. You used to have expensive tastes.”
+
+“I’ve plenty of money,” said Mrs. Headway. “Mr. Headway had property at
+Denver, which has increased immensely in value. After his death I tried
+New York. But I don’t take much stock in New York.” Littlemore’s
+hostess spoke these last words in a tone that reeked of some strong
+experience. “I mean to live in Europe. I guess I can do with Europe,”
+she stated; and the manner of it had the touch of prophecy, as the other
+proposition had had the echo of history.
+
+Littlemore was much struck with all this; he was greatly enlivened by
+Mrs. Headway. “Then you’re travelling with that young man?” he pursued,
+with the coolness of a person who wishes to make his entertainment go as
+far as possible.
+
+She folded her arms as she leaned back in her chair. “Look here, Mr.
+Littlemore; I’m about as sweet-tempered as I used to be in America, but I
+know a great deal more. Of course I ain’t travelling with that young
+man. He’s only a good friend.”
+
+“He isn’t a good lover?” Littlemore ventured.
+
+“Do people travel—publicly—with their lovers? I don’t want you to laugh
+at me—I want you to help me.” Her appeal might, in its almost childish
+frankness, have penetrated; she recognised his wisdom. “As I tell you,
+I’ve taken a great fancy to this grand old Europe; I feel as if I should
+never go back. But I want to see something of the life. I think it
+would suit me—if I could get started a little. George Littlemore,” she
+added in a moment—“I may as well be _real_, for I ain’t at all ashamed.
+I want to get into society. That’s what I’m after!”
+
+He settled himself in his chair with the feeling of a man who, knowing
+that he will have to pull, seeks to obtain a certain leverage. It was in
+a tone of light jocosity, almost of encouragement, however, that he
+repeated: “Into society? It seems to me you’re in it already, with the
+big people over here for your adorers.”
+
+“That’s just what I want to know—if they _are_ big,” she promptly said.
+“Is a Baronet much?”
+
+“So they’re apt to think. But I know very little about it.”
+
+“Ain’t you in society yourself?”
+
+“I? Never in the world! Where did you get that idea? I care no more
+about society than about Max’s buttons.”
+
+Mrs. Headway’s countenance assumed for a moment a look of extreme
+disappointment, and Littlemore could see that, having heard of his
+silver-mine and his cattle-ranch, and knowing that he was living in
+Europe, she had hoped to find him eminent in the world of fashion. But
+she speedily took heart. “I don’t believe a word of it. You know you’re
+a real gentleman—you can’t help yourself.”
+
+“I may be a gentleman, but I’ve none of the habits of one.” Littlemore
+had a pause and then added: “I guess I’ve sat too much on back piazzas.”
+
+She flushed quickly; she instantly understood—understood even more than
+he had meant to say. But she wished to make use of him, and it was of
+more importance that she should appear forgiving—especially as she had
+the happy consciousness of being so—than that she should punish a cruel
+speech. She would be wise, however, to recognise everything. “That
+makes no difference—a gentleman’s always a gentleman.”
+
+“Ah, not the way a lady’s always a lady!” he laughed.
+
+“Well, talking of ladies, it’s unnatural that, through your sister, you
+shouldn’t know something about European society,” said Mrs. Headway.
+
+At the mention of his sister, made with a studied lightness of reference
+which he caught as it passed, Littlemore was unable to repress a start.
+“What in the world have you to do with my sister?” he would have liked to
+say. The introduction of this relative was disagreeable to him; she
+belonged quite to another order of ideas, and it was out of the question
+Mrs. Headway should ever make her acquaintance—if this was what, as the
+latter would have said, she was “after.” But he took advantage of a side
+issue. “What do you mean by European society? One can’t talk about
+that. It’s an empty phrase.”
+
+“Well, I mean English society; I mean the society your sister lives in;
+that’s what I mean,” said his hostess, who was quite prepared to be
+definite. “I mean the people I saw in London last May—the people I saw
+at the opera and in the park, the people who go to the Queen’s
+drawing-rooms. When I was in London I stayed at that hotel on the corner
+of Piccadilly—the one looking straight down Saint James’s Street—and I
+spent hours together at the window there looking at the people in the
+carriages. I had a carriage of my own, and when I wasn’t at my window I
+was riding all around. I was all alone; I saw every one, but I knew no
+one—I had no one to tell me. I didn’t know Sir Arthur then—I only met
+him a month ago at Homburg. He followed me to Paris—that’s how he came
+to be my guest.” Serenely, prosaically, without a breath of the
+inflation of vanity, she made this last assertion: it was as if she were
+used to being followed or as if a gentleman one met at Homburg would
+inevitably follow. In the same tone she went on: “I attracted a good
+deal of attention in London—I could easily see that.”
+
+“You’ll do that wherever you go,” Littlemore said—insufficiently enough,
+as he felt.
+
+“I don’t want to attract so much; I think it’s vulgar.” She spoke as if
+she liked to use the word. She was evidently open to new sources of
+pleasure.
+
+“Every one was looking at you the other night at the theatre,” Littlemore
+continued. “How can you hope to escape notice?”
+
+“I don’t want to escape notice. People have always looked at me and I
+guess they always will. But there are different ways of being looked at,
+and I know the way I want. I mean to have it too!” Mrs. Headway prettily
+shrilled. Yes, she was full of purpose.
+
+He sat there face to face with her and for some time said nothing. He
+had a mixture of feelings, and the memory of other places, other hours,
+was stealing over him. There had been of old a very considerable absence
+of interposing surfaces between these two—he had known her as one knew
+people only amid the civilisation of big tornadoes and back piazzas. He
+had liked her extremely in a place where it would have been ridiculous to
+be difficult to please. But his sense of this fact was somehow connected
+with other and such now alien facts; his liking for Nancy Beck was an
+emotion of which the sole setting was a back piazza. She presented
+herself here on a new basis—she appeared to want to be classified afresh.
+Littlemore said to himself that this was too much trouble; he had taken
+her at the great time in that way—he couldn’t begin at this late hour to
+take her in another way. He asked himself if she were going to be a real
+bore. It wasn’t easy to suppose her bent on ravage, but she might become
+tiresome if she were too disposed to be different. It made him rather
+afraid when she began to talk about European society, about his sister,
+to pronounce things vulgar. Littlemore was naturally merciful and
+decently just; but there was in his composition an element of the
+indolent, the sceptical, perhaps even the brutal, which made him
+decidedly prefer the simplicity of their former terms of intercourse. He
+had no particular need to see a woman rise again, as the mystic process
+was called; he didn’t believe in women’s rising again. He believed in
+their not going down, thought it perfectly possible and eminently
+desirable; but held it was much better for society that the divisions,
+the categories, the differing values, should be kept clear. He didn’t
+believe in bridging the chasms, in muddling the kinds. In general he
+didn’t pretend to say what was good for society—society seemed to him
+rather in a bad way; but he had a conviction on this particular point.
+Nancy Beck going in for the great prizes, that spectacle might be
+entertaining for a simple spectator; but it would be a nuisance, an
+embarrassment, from the moment anything more than detached “fun” should
+represent his share. He had no wish to be “mean,” but it might be well
+to show her he wasn’t to be humbugged.
+
+“Oh if there’s anything you want you’ll have it,” he said in answer to
+her last remark. “You’ve always had what you want.”
+
+“Well, I want something new this time. Does your sister reside in
+London?”
+
+“My dear lady, what do you know about my sister?” Littlemore asked.
+“She’s not a woman you’d care in the least for.”
+
+His old friend had a marked pause. “You don’t really respect me!” she
+then abruptly and rather gaily cried. It had one of her “Texan” effects
+of drollery; so that, yes, evidently, if he wished to preserve the
+simplicity of their former intercourse she was willing to humour him.
+
+“Ah, my dear Mrs. Beck—!” he vaguely protested, using her former name
+quite by accident. At San Pablo he—and apparently she—had never thought
+whether he respected her or not. That never came up.
+
+“That’s a proof of it—calling me by that hateful name! Don’t you believe
+I’m married? I haven’t been fortunate in my names,” she pensively added.
+
+“You make it very awkward when you say such mad things. My sister lives
+most of the year in the country; she’s very simple, rather dull, perhaps
+a trifle narrow-minded. You’re very clever, very lively, and as large
+and loose and free as all creation. That’s why I think you wouldn’t like
+her.”
+
+“You ought to be ashamed to run down your sister!” Mrs. Headway made
+prompt answer. “You told me once—at San Pablo—that she was the nicest
+woman you knew. I made a note of that, you see. And you told me she was
+just my age. So that makes it rather inglorious for you if you won’t
+introduce me!” With which she gave a laugh that perhaps a little
+heralded danger. “I’m not in the least afraid of her being dull. It’s
+all right, it’s just refined and nice, to be dull. I’m ever so much too
+exciting.”
+
+“You are indeed, ever so much! But nothing is more easy than to know my
+sister,” said Littlemore, who knew perfectly that what he said was
+untrue. And then as a diversion from this delicate topic he brought out:
+“Are you going to marry Sir Arthur?”
+
+“Don’t you think I’ve been married about enough?”
+
+“Possibly; but this is a new line, it would be different. An
+Englishman—that’s a new sensation.”
+
+“If I _should_ marry it would be a European,” she said judiciously.
+
+“Your chance is very good—they’re all marrying Americans.”
+
+“He would have to be some one fine, the man I should marry now. I have a
+good deal to make up, you know. That’s what I want to learn about Sir
+Arthur. All this time you haven’t told me.”
+
+“I’ve nothing in the world to tell—I’ve never heard of him. Hasn’t he
+told you himself?”
+
+“Nothing at all; he’s very modest. He doesn’t brag nor ‘blow’ nor make
+himself out anything great. That’s what I like him for: I think it’s in
+such good taste. I do love good taste!” said Mrs. Headway. “But all
+this time,” she added, “you haven’t told me you’d help me.”
+
+“How can I help you? I’m no one here, you know—I’ve no power.”
+
+“You can help me by not preventing me. I want you to promise not to
+prevent me.” She continued to give him her charming conscious eyes,
+which seemed to look far into his own.
+
+“Good Lord, how could I prevent you?”
+
+“Well, I’m not quite sure of how. But you might try.”
+
+“Oh I’m too lazy and too stupid,” Littlemore said.
+
+“Yes,” she replied, musing as she still looked at him. “I think you’re
+too stupid. But I think you’re also too kind,” she added more
+graciously. She was almost irresistible when she said such a thing as
+that.
+
+They talked for a quarter of an hour longer, and at last—as if she had
+had scruples—she spoke to him of his own marriage, of the death of his
+wife, matters to which she alluded more felicitously (as he thought) than
+to some other points. “If you’ve a little girl you ought to be very
+happy; that’s what I should like to have. Lord, I should make her a nice
+woman! Not like me—in another style!” When he rose to leave her she
+made a great point of his coming again—she was to be some weeks longer in
+Paris. And he must bring Mr. Waterville.
+
+“Your English friend won’t like that—our coming very often,” Littlemore
+reminded her as he stood with his hand on the door.
+
+But she met this without difficulty. “I don’t know what he has to do
+with it.”
+
+“Neither do I. Only he must be in love with you.”
+
+“That doesn’t give him any right. Mercy, if I had had to put myself out
+for all the men that have been in love with me!”
+
+“Of course you’d have had a terrible life. Even doing as you please
+you’ve had rather an agitated one,” Littlemore pursued. “But your young
+Englishman’s sentiments appear to give him the right to sit there, after
+one comes in, looking blighted and bored. That might become very
+tiresome.”
+
+“The moment he becomes tiresome I send him away. You can trust me for
+that.”
+
+“Oh it doesn’t matter after all.” Our friend was perfectly conscious
+that nothing would suit him less than to have undisturbed possession of
+Mrs. Headway.
+
+She came out with him into the antechamber. Mr. Max, the courier, was
+fortunately not there. She lingered a little; she appeared to have more
+to say. “On the contrary he likes you to come,” she then continued; “he
+wants to study my friends.”
+
+“To study them?”
+
+“He wants to find out about me, and he thinks they may tell him
+something. Some day he’ll ask you right out ‘What sort of a woman is she
+anyway?’”
+
+“Hasn’t he found out yet?”
+
+“He doesn’t understand me,” said Mrs. Headway, surveying the front of her
+dress. “He has never seen any one like me.”
+
+“I should imagine not!”
+
+“So he’ll just try to find out from you.”
+
+“Well then he _shall_ find out,” Littlemore returned. “I’ll just tell
+him you’re the most charming woman in Europe.”
+
+“That ain’t a description! Besides, he knows it. He wants to know if
+I’m respectable.”
+
+“Why should he fuss about it?” Littlemore asked—not at once.
+
+She grew a little pale; she seemed to be watching his lips. “Well, mind
+you tell him all right,” she went on, with her wonderful gay glare, the
+strain of which yet brought none of her colour back.
+
+“Respectable? I’ll tell him you’re adorable!”
+
+She stood a moment longer. “Ah, you’re no use!” she rather harshly
+wailed. And she suddenly turned away and passed back into her
+sitting-room, with the heavy rustle of her far-trailing skirts.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+“Elle ne doute de rien!” Littlemore said to himself as he walked away
+from the hotel; and he repeated the phrase in talking about her to
+Waterville. “She wants to be right,” he added; “but she’ll never really
+succeed. She has begun too late, she’ll never get on the true middle of
+the note. However, she won’t know when she’s wrong, so it doesn’t
+signify!” And he more or less explained what he meant by this
+discrimination. She’d remain in certain essentials incurable. She had
+no delicacy; no discretion; no shading; she was a woman who suddenly said
+to you, “You don’t really respect me!” As if that were a thing for a
+woman to say!
+
+“It depends upon what she meant by it.” Waterville could always imagine
+alternatives.
+
+“The more she meant by it the less she ought to say it!” Littlemore
+declared.
+
+But he returned to the Hôtel Meurice and on the next occasion took this
+companion with him. The secretary of legation, who had not often been in
+close quarters with pretty women whose respectability, or whose lack of
+it, was so frankly discussable, was prepared to find the well-known Texan
+belle a portentous type. He was afraid there might be danger in her, but
+on the whole he felt armed. The object of his devotion at present was
+his country, or at least the Department of State; he had no intention of
+being diverted from that allegiance. Besides, he had his ideal of the
+attractive woman—a person pitched in a very much lower key than this
+shining, smiling, rustling, chattering daughter of the Territories. The
+woman he should care for would have repose, a sense of the private in
+life, and the implied, even the withheld, in talk; would sometimes let
+one alone. Mrs. Headway was personal, familiar, intimate, perpetually
+appealing or accusing, demanding explanations and pledges, saying things
+one had to answer. All this was accompanied with a hundred smiles and
+radiations and other natural graces, but the general effect was
+distinctly fatiguing. She had certainly a great deal of charm, an
+immense desire to please, and a wonderful collection of dresses and
+trinkets; but she was eager and clamorous, and it was hard for other
+people to be put to serve her appetite. If she wanted to get into
+society there was no reason why those of her visitors who had the luck to
+be themselves independent, to be themselves placed, and to be themselves
+by the same token critical, should wish to see her there; for it was this
+absence of common social encumbrances made her drawing-room attractive.
+There was no doubt whatever that she was several women in one, and she
+ought to content herself with that sort of numerical triumph. Littlemore
+said to Waterville that it was stupid of her to wish to scale the
+heights; she ought to know how much more she was in her element scouring
+the plain. She appeared vaguely to irritate him; even her fluttering
+attempts at self-culture—she had become a great judge of books and
+pictures and plays, and pronounced off-hand—constituted a vague
+invocation, an appeal for sympathy onerous to a man who disliked the
+trouble of revising old decisions consecrated by a certain amount of
+reminiscence that might be called tender. She exerted, however,
+effectively enough one of the arts of solicitation—she often startled and
+surprised. Even Waterville felt a touch of the unexpected, though not
+indeed an excess of it, to belong to his conception of the woman who
+should have an ideal repose. Of course there were two kinds of
+surprises, and only one of them thoroughly pleasant, though Mrs. Headway
+dealt impartially in both. She had the sudden delights, the odd
+exclamations, the queer curiosities of a person who has grown up in a
+country where everything is new and many things ugly, and who, with a
+natural turn for the arts and amenities of life, makes a tardy
+acquaintance with some of the finer usages, the higher pleasures. She
+was provincial; it was easy to see how she embodied that term; it took no
+great cleverness. But what was Parisian enough—if to be Parisian was the
+measure of success—was the way she picked up ideas and took a hint from
+every circumstance. “Only give me time and I guess I’ll come out all
+right,” she said to Littlemore, who watched her progress with a mixture
+of admiration and regret. She delighted to speak of herself as a poor
+little barbarian grubbing up crumbs of knowledge, and this habit borrowed
+beautiful relief from her delicate face, her so highly developed dress
+and the free felicity of her manners.
+
+One of her surprises was, that after that first visit she said no more to
+Littlemore about Mrs. Dolphin. He did her perhaps the grossest
+injustice, but he had quite expected her to bring up this lady whenever
+they met. “If she’ll only leave Agnes alone she may do what she will,”
+he said to Waterville, expressing his satisfaction. “My sister would
+never look at her, and it would be very awkward to have to tell her so.”
+She counted on aid; she made him feel this simply by the way she looked
+at him; but for the moment she demanded no definite service. She held
+her tongue but waited, and her patience itself was a deeper admonition.
+In the way of society, it had to be noted, her privileges were meagre,
+Sir Arthur Demesne and her two compatriots being, so far as the latter
+could discover, her only visitors. She might have had other friends, but
+she held her head very high and liked better to see no one than not to
+see the best company. She went in, clearly, for producing the effect of
+being by no means so neglected as fastidious. There were plenty of
+Americans in Paris, but in this direction she failed to extend her
+acquaintance; the nice people wouldn’t come to her, and nothing would
+have induced her to receive the others. She had a perfect and inexorable
+view of those she wished to avoid. Littlemore expected her every day to
+ask why he didn’t bring some of his friends—as to which he had his answer
+ready. It was rather a poor one, for it consisted but of the “academic”
+assurance that he wished to keep her for himself. She would be sure to
+retort that this was “too thin,” as indeed it was; yet the days went by
+without her calling him to account. The little American colony in Paris
+abounded in amiable women, but there were none to whom Littlemore could
+make up his mind to say that it would be a favour to him they should call
+on Mrs. Headway. He shouldn’t like them the better for doing so, and he
+wished to like those of whom he might ask a favour. Except, therefore,
+that he occasionally spoke of her as a full-blown flower of the West,
+still very pretty, but of not at all orthodox salon scent, who had
+formerly been a great chum of his, she remained unknown in the circles of
+the Avenue Gabriel and the streets that encircle the Arch of Triumph. To
+ask the men to go see her without asking the ladies would only accentuate
+the fact that he didn’t ask the ladies; so he asked no one at all.
+Besides, it was true—just a little—that he wished to keep her to himself,
+and he was fatuous enough to believe she really cared more for him than
+for any outsider. Of course, however, he would never dream of marrying
+her, whereas her Englishman apparently was capable of that quaintness.
+She hated her old past; she often made that point, talking of this “dark
+backward” as if it were an appendage of the same order as a thieving cook
+or a noisy bedroom or even an inconvenient protrusion of drapery.
+Therefore, as Littlemore was part of the very air of the previous it
+might have been supposed she would hate him too and wish to banish him,
+with all the images he recalled, from her sight. But she made an
+exception in his favour, and if she disliked their early relations as a
+chapter of her own history she seemed still to like them as a chapter of
+his. He felt how she clung to him, how she believed he could make a
+great and blest difference for her and in the long run would. It was to
+the long run that she appeared little by little to have attuned herself.
+
+She succeeded perfectly in maintaining harmony between Sir Arthur Demesne
+and her American visitors, who spent much less time in her drawing-room.
+She had easily persuaded him that there were no grounds for jealousy and
+that they had no wish, as she said, to crowd him out; for it was
+ridiculous to be jealous of two persons at once, and Rupert Waterville,
+after he had learned the way to her favour and her fireside, presented
+himself as often as his original introducer. The two indeed usually came
+together and they ended by relieving their competitor of a part of the
+weight of his problem. This amiable and earnest but slightly fatuous
+young man, who had not yet made up his mind, was sometimes rather
+oppressed with the magnitude of the undertaking, and when alone with Mrs.
+Headway occasionally found the tension of his thoughts quite painful. He
+was very slim and straight and looked taller than his height; he had the
+prettiest silkiest hair, which waved away from a large white forehead,
+and he was endowed with a nose of the so-called Roman model. He looked,
+in spite of these attributes, younger than his years, partly on account
+of the delicacy of his complexion and the almost child-like candour of
+his round blue eyes. He was diffident and self-conscious; there were
+certain letters he couldn’t pronounce. At the same time he carried
+himself as one brought up to fill a considerable place in the world, with
+whom confidence had become a duty and correctness a habit, and who,
+though he might occasionally be a little awkward about small things,
+would be sure to acquit himself honourably in great ones. He was very
+simple and believed himself very serious; he had the blood of a score of
+Warwickshire squires in his veins, mingled in the last instance with the
+somewhat paler fluid still animating the long-necked daughter of a banker
+who, after promising himself high glories as a father-in-law, had by the
+turn of events been reduced to looking for them in Sir Baldwin Demesne.
+The boy who was the only fruit of that gentleman’s marriage had come into
+his title at five years of age; his mother, who was somehow parentally
+felt to have a second time broken faith with expectation by not having
+better guarded the neck of her husband, broken in the hunting-field,
+watched over him with a tenderness that burned as steadily as a candle
+shaded by a transparent hand. She never admitted even to herself that he
+was not the cleverest of men; but it took all her own cleverness, which
+was much greater, to maintain this appearance. Fortunately he wasn’t
+wild, so that he would never marry an actress or a governess, like two or
+three of the young men who had been at Eton with him. With this ground
+of nervousness the less Lady Demesne awaited with a proud patience his
+appointment to some high office. He represented in Parliament the
+Conservative instincts and vote of a red-roofed market town, and, sending
+regularly to his bookseller for the new publications on economical
+subjects, was determined his political development should have a massive
+statistical basis. He was not conceited; he was only
+misinformed—misinformed, I mean, about himself. He thought himself
+essential to the propriety of things—not as an individual, but as an
+institution. This conviction indeed was too sacred to betray itself by
+vulgar assumptions. If he was a little man in a big place he never
+strutted nor talked loud; he merely felt it as a luxury that he had a
+large social circumference. It was like sleeping in a big bed;
+practically one didn’t toss about the more, but one felt a greater
+freshness.
+
+He had never seen anything like Mrs. Headway; he hardly knew by what
+standard to measure her. She was not at all the English lady—not one of
+those with whom he had been accustomed to converse; yet it was impossible
+not to make out in her a temper and a tone. He might have been sure she
+was provincial, but as he was much under her charm he compromised by
+pronouncing her only foreign. It was of course provincial to be foreign;
+but this was after all a peculiarity which she shared with a great many
+nice people. He wasn’t wild, and his mother had flattered herself that
+in this all-important matter he wouldn’t be perverse; yet it was far from
+regular that he should have taken a fancy to an American widow, five
+years older than himself, who knew no one and who sometimes didn’t appear
+to understand exactly who he was. Though he believed in no alternative
+to the dignity of the British consciousness, it was precisely her
+foreignness that pleased him; she seemed as little as possible of his own
+race and creed; there wasn’t a touch of Warwickshire in her composition.
+She was like an Hungarian or a Pole, with the difference that he could
+almost make out her speech. The unfortunate young man was engulfed even
+while not admitting that he had done more than estimate his distance to
+the brink. He would love wisely—one might even so love agreeably. He
+had intelligently arranged his life; he had determined to marry at
+thirty-two. A long line of ancestors was watching him; he hardly knew
+what they would think of Mrs. Headway. He hardly knew what he thought
+himself; the only thing he was absolutely sure of was that she made the
+time pass as it passed in no other pursuit. That, indeed, rather worried
+him; he was by no means sure anything so precious should be so little
+accounted for. There was nothing so to account but the fragments of Mrs.
+Headway’s conversation, the peculiarities of her accent, the sallies of
+her wit, the audacities of her fancy, the odd echoes of her past. Of
+course he knew she had had a past; she wasn’t a young girl, she was a
+widow—and widows were essentially the expression of an accomplished fact.
+He was not jealous of her antecedents, but he would have liked a little
+to piece them together, and it was here the difficulty occurred. The
+subject was illumined with fitful flashes, but never placed itself before
+him as a general picture. He asked her various questions, but her
+answers were so startling that, like sudden luminous points, they seemed
+to intensify the darkness round their edges. She had apparently spent
+her life in a remote province of a barbarous country, but it didn’t
+follow from this that she herself had been low. She had been a lily
+among thistles, and there was something romantic possibly in the interest
+taken by a man of his position in a woman of hers. It pleased Sir Arthur
+to believe he was romantic; that had been the case with several of his
+ancestors, who supplied a precedent without which he would scarce perhaps
+have ventured to trust himself. He was the victim of perplexities from
+which a single spark of direct perception would have saved him. He took
+everything in the literal sense; a grain of humour or of imagination
+would have saved him, but such things were never so far from him as when
+he had begun to stray helplessly in the realm of wonder. He sat there
+vaguely waiting for something to happen and not committing himself by
+rash declarations. If he was in love it was in his own way,
+reflectively, inexpressibly, obstinately. He was waiting for the formula
+which would justify his conduct and Mrs. Headway’s peculiarities. He
+hardly knew where it would come from; you might have thought from his
+manner that he would discover it in one of the elaborate _entreés_ that
+were served to the pair when she consented to dine with him at Bignon’s
+or the Café Anglais; or in one of the luxurious band-boxes that arrived
+from the Rue de la Paix and from which she often lifted the lid in the
+presence of her admirer. There were moments when he got weary of waiting
+in vain, and at these moments the arrival of her American friends—he
+often asked himself why she had so few—seemed to lift the mystery from
+his shoulders and give him a chance to rest. This apology for a plan she
+herself might yet scarce contribute to, since she couldn’t know how much
+ground it was expected to cover. She talked about her past because she
+thought it the best thing to do; she had a shrewd conviction that it was
+somehow better made use of and confessed to, even in a manner presented
+or paraded, than caused to stretch behind her as a mere nameless desert.
+She could at least a little irrigate and plant the waste. She had to
+have some geography, though the beautiful blank rose-coloured map-spaces
+of unexplored countries were what she would have preferred. She had no
+objection to telling fibs, but now that she was taking a new departure
+wished to indulge only in such as were imperative. She would have been
+delighted might she have squeezed through with none at all. A few,
+verily, were indispensable, and we needn’t attempt to scan too critically
+the more or less adventurous excursions into poetry and fable with which
+she entertained and mystified Sir Arthur. She knew of course that as a
+product of fashionable circles she was nowhere, but she might have great
+success as a child of nature.
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+Rupert Waterville, in the midst of intercourse in which every one perhaps
+had a good many mental reserves, never forgot that he was in a
+representative position, that he was official and responsible; and he
+asked himself more than once how far he was sure it was right, as they
+said in Boston, to countenance Mrs. Headway’s claim to the character even
+of the American lady thrown to the surface by the late inordinate spread
+of excavation. In his own way as puzzled as poor Sir Arthur, he indeed
+flattered himself he was as particular as any Englishman could be.
+Suppose that after all this free association the well-known Texan belle
+should come over to London and ask at the Legation to be presented to the
+Queen? It would be so awkward to refuse her—of course they would have to
+refuse her—that he was very careful to make no tacit promises. She might
+construe anything as a tacit promise—he knew how the smallest gestures of
+diplomatists were studied and interpreted. It was his effort, therefore,
+to be really diplomatic in his relations with this attractive but
+dangerous woman. The party of four used often to dine together—Sir
+Arthur pushed his confidence so far—and on these occasions their fair
+friend, availing herself of one of the privileges of a _femme du monde_
+even at the most expensive restaurant, used to wipe her glasses with her
+napkin. One evening when after polishing a goblet she held it up to the
+light, giving it, with her head on one side, the least glimmer of a wink,
+he noted as he watched her that she looked like a highly modern
+bacchante. He observed at this moment that the Baronet was gazing at her
+too, and wondered if the same idea had come to him. He often wondered
+what the Baronet thought; he had devoted first and last a good deal of
+attention to the psychology of the English “great land-owning”
+consciousness. Littlemore, alone, at this moment, was characteristically
+detached; he never appeared to watch Mrs. Headway, though she so often
+watched him. Waterville asked himself among other things why Sir Arthur
+hadn’t brought his own friends to see her, for Paris during the several
+weeks that now elapsed abounded in English visitors. He guessed at her
+having asked him and his having refused; he would have liked particularly
+to know if she had asked him. He explained his curiosity to Littlemore,
+who, however, took very little interest in it. Littlemore expressed
+nevertheless the conviction that she _would_ have asked him; she never
+would be deterred by false delicacy.
+
+“She has been very delicate with _you_,” Waterville returned to this.
+“She hasn’t been at all pressing of late.”
+
+“It’s only because she has given me up. She thinks I’m a brute.”
+
+“I wonder what she thinks of me,” Waterville pensively said.
+
+“Oh, she counts upon you to introduce her to the American Minister at the
+Court of Saint James’s,” Littlemore opined without mercy. “It’s lucky
+for you our representative here’s absent.”
+
+“Well, the Minister has settled two or three difficult questions and I
+suppose can settle this one. I shall do nothing but by the orders of my
+chief.” He was very fond of alluding to his chief.
+
+“She does me injustice,” Littlemore added in a moment. “I’ve spoken to
+several people about her.”
+
+“Oh, but what have you told them?”
+
+“That she lives at the Hôtel Meurice and wants to know nice people.”
+
+“They’re flattered, I suppose, at your thinking them nice, but they don’t
+go,” said Waterville.
+
+“I spoke of her to Mrs. Bagshaw, and Mrs. Bagshaw has promised to go.”
+
+“Ah,” Waterville murmured; “you don’t call Mrs. Bagshaw nice! Mrs.
+Headway won’t take up with Mrs. Bagshaw.”
+
+“Well, then, that’s exactly what she wants—to be able to cut some one!”
+
+Waterville had a theory that Sir Arthur was keeping Mrs. Headway as a
+surprise—he meant perhaps to produce her during the next London season.
+He presently, however, learned as much about the matter as he could have
+desired to know. He had once offered to accompany his beautiful
+compatriot to the Museum of the Luxembourg and tell her a little about
+the modern French school. She had not examined this collection, in spite
+of her resolve to see everything remarkable—she carried her “Murray” in
+her lap even when she went to see the great tailor in the Rue de la Paix,
+to whom, as she said, she had given no end of points—for she usually went
+to such places with Sir Arthur, who was indifferent to the modern
+painters of France. “He says there are much better men in England. I
+must wait for the Royal Academy next year. He seems to think one can
+wait for anything, but I’m not so good at waiting as he. I can’t afford
+to wait—I’ve waited long enough.” So much as this Mrs. Headway said on
+the occasion of her arranging with Rupert Waterville that they should
+some day visit the Luxembourg together. She alluded to the Englishman as
+if he were her husband or her brother, her natural protector and
+companion.
+
+“I wonder if she knows how that sounds?” Waterville again throbbingly
+brooded. “I don’t believe she would do it if she knew how it sounds.”
+And he also drew the moral that when one was a well-known Texan belle
+there was no end to the things one had to learn: so marked was the
+difference between being well-known and being well-bred. Clever as she
+was, Mrs. Headway was right in saying she couldn’t afford to wait. She
+must learn, she must live quickly. She wrote to Waterville one day to
+propose that they should go to the Museum on the morrow; Sir Arthur’s
+mother was in Paris, on her way to Cannes, where she was to spend the
+winter. She was only passing through, but she would be there three days,
+and he would naturally give himself up to her. She appeared to have the
+properest ideas as to what a gentleman would propose to do for his
+mother. She herself, therefore, should be free, and she named the hour
+at which she should expect him to call for her. He was punctual to the
+appointment, and they drove across the river in a large high-hung
+barouche in which she constantly rolled about Paris. With Mr. Max on the
+box—the courier sported enormous whiskers—this vehicle had an appearance
+of great respectability, though Sir Arthur assured her (what she repeated
+to her other friends) that in London next year they would do the thing
+much better for her. It struck her other friends, of course, that this
+backer was prepared to go very far; which on the whole was what
+Waterville would have expected of him. Littlemore simply remarked that
+at San Pablo she drove herself about in a ramshackle buggy with muddy
+wheels and a mule very often in the shafts. Waterville throbbed afresh
+as he asked himself if the mother of a Tory M.P. would really consent to
+know her. She must of course be aware that it was a woman who was
+keeping her son in Paris at a season when English gentlemen were most
+naturally employed in shooting partridges.
+
+“She’s staying at the Hôtel du Rhin, and I’ve made him feel that he
+mustn’t leave her while she’s here,” Mrs. Headway said as they drove up
+the narrow Rue de Seine. “Her name’s Lady Demesne, but her full title’s
+the Honourable Lady Demesne, as she’s a Baron’s daughter. Her father
+used to be a banker, but he did something or other for the Government—the
+Tories, you know they call them—and so he was raised to the peerage. So
+you see one _can_ be raised! She has a lady with her as a companion.”
+Waterville’s neighbour gave him this information with a seriousness that
+made him smile; he tried to measure the degree to which it wouldn’t have
+occurred to her that he didn’t know how a Baron’s daughter was addressed.
+In that she was truly provincial; she had a way of exaggerating the value
+of her intellectual acquisitions and of assuming that others had shared
+her darkness. He noted, too, that she had ended by suppressing poor Sir
+Arthur’s name altogether and designating him only by a sort of conjugal
+pronoun. She had been so much and so easily married that she was full of
+these misleading references to gentlemen.
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+They walked through the gallery of the Luxembourg, and, except that Mrs.
+Headway directed her beautiful gold _face-à-main_ to everything at once
+and to nothing long enough, talked, as usual, rather too loud and
+bestowed too much attention on the bad copies and strange copyists that
+formed a circle round several indifferent pictures, she was an agreeable
+companion and a grateful recipient of “tips.” She was quick to
+understand, and Waterville was sure that before she left the gallery she
+had made herself mistress of a new subject and was quite prepared to
+compare the French school critically with the London exhibitions of the
+following year. As he had remarked more than once with Littlemore, she
+did alternate in the rummest stripes. Her conversation, her personality,
+were full of little joints and seams, all of them very visible, where the
+old and the new had been pieced and white-threaded together. When they
+had passed through the different rooms of the palace Mrs. Headway
+proposed that instead of returning directly they should take a stroll in
+the adjoining gardens, which she wished very much to see and was sure she
+should like. She had quite seized the difference between the old Paris
+and the new, and felt the force of the romantic associations of the Latin
+quarter as perfectly as if she had enjoyed all the benefits of modern
+culture. The autumn sun was warm in the alleys and terraces of the
+Luxembourg; the masses of foliage above them, clipped and squared, rusty
+with ruddy patches, shed a thick lacework over the white sky, which was
+streaked with the palest blue. The beds of flowers near the palace were
+of the vividest yellow and red, and the sunlight rested on the smooth
+grey walls of those parts of its basement that looked south; in front of
+which, on the long green benches, a row of brown-cheeked nurses, in white
+caps and white aprons, sat yielding sustenance to as many bundles of
+white drapery. There were other white caps wandering in the broad paths,
+attended by little brown French children; the small straw-seated chairs
+were piled and stacked in some places and disseminated in others. An old
+lady in black, with white hair fastened over each of her temples by a
+large black comb, sat on the edge of a stone bench (too high for her
+delicate length) motionless, staring straight before her and holding a
+large door-key; under a tree a priest was reading—you could see his lips
+move at a distance; a young soldier, dwarfish and red-legged, strolled
+past with his hands in his pockets, which were very much distended.
+Waterville sat down with Mrs. Headway on the straw-bottomed chairs and
+she presently said: “I like this—it’s even better than the pictures in
+the gallery. It’s more of a picture.”
+
+“Everything in France is a picture—even things that are ugly,” Waterville
+replied. “Everything makes a subject.”
+
+“Well, I like France!” she summed up with a small incongruous sigh. Then
+suddenly, from an impulse more conceivably allied to such a sound, she
+added: “He asked me to go and see her, but I told him I wouldn’t. She
+may come and see me if she likes.” This was so abrupt that Waterville
+was slightly confounded; then he saw she had returned by a short cut to
+Sir Arthur Demesne and his honourable mother. Waterville liked to know
+about other people’s affairs, yet didn’t like this taste to be imputed to
+him; and therefore, though much desiring to see how the old lady, as he
+called her, would treat his companion, he was rather displeased with the
+latter for being so confidential. He had never assumed he was so
+intimate with her as that. Mrs. Headway, however, had a manner of taking
+intimacy for granted—a manner Sir Arthur’s mother at least wouldn’t be
+sure to like. He showed for a little no certainty of what she was
+talking about, but she scarcely explained. She only went on through
+untraceable transitions. “The least she can do is to come. I’ve been
+very kind to her son. That’s not a reason for my going to her—it’s a
+reason for her coming to me. Besides, if she doesn’t like what I’ve done
+she can leave me alone. I want to get into European society, but I want
+to do so in my own way. I don’t want to run after people; I want them to
+run after me. I guess they will, some day!” Waterville listened to this
+with his eyes on the ground; he felt himself turn very red. There was
+something in such crudities on the part of the ostensibly refined that
+shocked and mortified him, and Littlemore had been right in speaking of
+her lack of the _nuance_. She was terribly distinct; her motives, her
+impulses, her desires glared like the lighted signs of cafés-concerts.
+She needed to keep on view, to hand about, like a woman with things to
+sell on an hotel-terrace, her precious intellectual wares. Vehement
+thought, with Mrs. Headway, was inevitably speech, though speech was not
+always thought, and now she had suddenly become vehement. “If she does
+once come—then, ah then, I shall be too perfect with her; I shan’t let
+her go! But she must take the first step. I confess I hope she’ll be
+nice.”
+
+“Perhaps she won’t,” said Waterville perversely.
+
+“Well, I don’t care if she ain’t. He has never told me anything about
+her; never a word about any of his own belongings. If I wished I might
+believe he’s ashamed of them.”
+
+“I don’t think it’s that.”
+
+“I know it ain’t. I know what it is. It’s just regular European
+refinement. He doesn’t want to show off; he’s too much of a gentleman.
+He doesn’t want to dazzle me—he wants me to like him for himself. Well,
+I do like him,” she added in a moment. “But I shall like him still
+better if he brings his mother. They shall know that in America.”
+
+“Do you think it will make an impression in America?” Waterville amusedly
+asked.
+
+“It will show I’m visited by the British aristocracy. They won’t love
+that.”
+
+“Surely they grudge you no innocent pleasure,” the young man laughed.
+
+“They grudged me common politeness—when I was in New York! Did you ever
+hear how they treated me when I came on from my own section?”
+
+Waterville stared; this episode was quite new to him. His companion had
+turned toward him; her pretty head was tossed back like a flower in the
+wind; there was a flush in her cheek, a more questionable charm in her
+eye. “Ah, my dear New Yorkers, they’re incapable of rudeness!” he cried.
+
+“You’re one of them, I see. But I don’t speak of the men. The men were
+well enough—though they did allow it.”
+
+“Allow what, Mrs. Headway?” He was quite thrillingly in the dark.
+
+She wouldn’t answer at once; her eyes, glittering a little, were fixed on
+memories still too vivid. “What did you hear about me over there? Don’t
+pretend you heard nothing.”
+
+He had heard nothing at all; there had not been a word about Mrs. Headway
+in New York. He couldn’t pretend and he was obliged to tell her this.
+“But I’ve been away,” he added, “and in America I didn’t go out. There’s
+nothing to go out for in New York—only insipid boys and girls.”
+
+“There are plenty of spicy old women, who settled I was a bad bold thing.
+They found out I was in the ‘gay’ line. They discovered I was known to
+the authorities. I _am_ very well known all out West—I’m known from
+Chicago to San Francisco; if not personally, at least by reputation. I’m
+known to all classes. People can tell you out there. In New York they
+decided I wasn’t good enough. Not good enough for New York! What do you
+say to that?”—it rang out for derision. Whether she had struggled with
+her pride before making her avowal her confidant of this occasion never
+knew. The strange want of dignity, as he felt, in her grievance seemed
+to indicate that she had no pride, and yet there was a sore spot, really
+a deep wound, in her heart which, touched again, renewed its ache. “I
+took a house for the winter—one of the handsomest houses in the place—but
+I sat there all alone. They thought me ‘gay,’ _me_ gay there on
+Fifty-Eighth Street without so much as a cat!”
+
+Waterville was embarrassed; diplomatist as he was he hardly knew what
+line to take. He couldn’t see the need or the propriety of her overflow;
+though the incident appeared to have been most curious and he was glad to
+know the facts on the best authority. It was the first he did know of
+this remarkable woman’s having spent a winter in his native city—which
+was virtually a proof of her having come and gone in complete obscurity.
+It was vain for him to pretend he had been a good deal away, for he had
+been appointed to his post in London only six months before, and Mrs.
+Headway’s social failure ante-dated that event. In the midst of these
+reflexions he had an inspiration. He attempted neither to question, to
+explain nor to apologise; he ventured simply to lay his hand for an
+instant on her own and to exclaim as gallantly as possible: “I wish _I_
+had known!”
+
+“I had plenty of men—but men don’t count. If they’re not a positive help
+they’re a hindrance, so that the more you have the worse it looks. The
+women simply turned their backs.”
+
+“They were afraid of you—they were jealous,” the young man produced.
+
+“It’s very good of you to try and patch it up; all I know is that not one
+of them crossed my threshold. No, you needn’t try and tone it down; I
+know perfectly how the case stands. In New York, if you please, I didn’t
+go.”
+
+“So much the worse for New York!” cried Waterville, who, as he afterwards
+said to Littlemore, had got quite worked up.
+
+“And now you know why I want to get into society over here?” She jumped
+up and stood before him; with a dry hard smile she looked down at him.
+Her smile itself was an answer to her question; it expressed a sharp
+vindictive passion. There was an abruptness in her movements which left
+her companion quite behind; but as he still sat there returning her
+glance he felt he at last in the light of that smile, the flash of that
+almost fierce demand, understood Mrs. Headway.
+
+She turned away to walk to the gate of the garden, and he went with her,
+laughing vaguely and uneasily at her tragic tone. Of course she expected
+him to serve, all obligingly, all effectively, her rancour; but his
+female relations, his mother and his sisters, his innumerable cousins,
+had been a party to the slight she had suffered, and he reflected as he
+walked along that after all they had been right. They had been right in
+not going to see a woman who could chatter that way about her social
+wrongs; whether she were respectable or not they had had the true
+assurance she’d be vulgar. European society might let her in, but
+European society had its limpness. New York, Waterville said to himself
+with a glow of civic pride, was quite capable of taking a higher stand in
+such a matter than London. They went some distance without speaking; at
+last he said, expressing honestly the thought at that moment uppermost in
+his mind: “I hate that phrase, ‘getting into society.’ I don’t think one
+ought to attribute to one’s self that sort of ambition. One ought to
+assume that one’s _in_ the confounded thing—that one _is_ society—and to
+hold that if one has good manners one has, from the social point of view,
+achieved the great thing. ‘The best company’s where I am,’ any lady or
+gentleman should feel. The rest can take care of itself.”
+
+For a moment she appeared not to understand, then she broke out: “Well, I
+suppose I haven’t good manners; at any rate I’m not satisfied! Of course
+I don’t talk right—I know that very well. But let me get where I want to
+first—then I’ll look after the details. If I once get there I shall be
+perfect!” she cried with a tremor of passion. They reached the gate of
+the garden and stood a moment outside, opposite the low arcade of the
+Odéon, lined with bookstalls, at which Waterville cast a slightly wistful
+glance, waiting for Mrs. Headway’s carriage, which had drawn up at a
+short distance. The whiskered Max had seated himself within and, on the
+tense elastic cushions, had fallen into a doze. The carriage got into
+motion without his waking; he came to his senses only as it stopped
+again. He started up staring and then without confusion proceeded to
+descend.
+
+“I’ve learned it in Italy—they call it the _siesta_,” he remarked with an
+agreeable smile, holding the door open to Mrs. Headway.
+
+“Well, I should think you had and they might!” this lady replied,
+laughing amicably as she got into the vehicle, where Waterville placed
+himself beside her. It was not a surprise to him that she spoiled her
+courier; she naturally would spoil her courier. But civilisation begins
+at home, he brooded; and the incident threw an ironic light on her desire
+to get into society. It failed, however, to divert her thoughts from the
+subject she was discussing with her friend, for as Max ascended the box
+and the carriage went on its way she threw out another note of defiance.
+“If once I’m all right over here I guess I can make New York do
+something! You’ll see the way those women will squirm.”
+
+Waterville was sure his mother and sisters wouldn’t squirm; but he felt
+afresh, as the carriage rolled back to the Hôtel Meurice, that now he
+understood Mrs. Headway. As they were about to enter the court of the
+hotel a closed carriage passed before them, and while a few moments later
+he helped his companion to alight he saw that Sir Arthur Demesne had
+stepped from the other vehicle. Sir Arthur perceived Mrs. Headway and
+instantly gave his hand to a lady seated in the coupé. This lady emerged
+with a certain slow impressiveness, and as she stood before the door of
+the hotel—a woman still young and fair, with a good deal of height,
+gentle, tranquil, plainly dressed, yet distinctly imposing—it came over
+our young friend that the Tory member had brought _his_ principal female
+relative to call on Nancy Beck. Mrs. Headway’s triumph had begun; the
+dowager Lady Demesne had taken the first step. Waterville wondered
+whether the ladies in New York, notified by some magnetic wave, were
+beginning to be convulsed. Mrs. Headway, quickly conscious of what had
+happened, was neither too prompt to appropriate the visit nor too slow to
+acknowledge it. She just paused, smiling at Sir Arthur.
+
+“I should like to introduce my mother—she wants very much to know you.”
+He approached Mrs. Headway; the lady had taken his arm. She was at once
+simple and circumspect; she had every resource of the English matron.
+
+Mrs. Headway, without advancing a step, put out a hand as if to draw her
+quickly closer. “I declare you’re too sweet!” Waterville heard her say.
+
+He was turning away, as his own business was over; but the young
+Englishman, who had surrendered his companion, not to say his victim, to
+the embrace, as it might now almost be called, of their hostess, just
+checked him with a friendly gesture. “I daresay I shan’t see you
+again—I’m going away.”
+
+“Good-bye then,” said Waterville. “You return to England?”
+
+“No—I go to Cannes with my mother.”
+
+“You remain at Cannes?”
+
+“Till Christmas very likely.”
+
+The ladies, escorted by Mr. Max, had passed into the hotel, and
+Waterville presently concluded this exchange. He smiled as he walked
+away, making it analytically out that poor Sir Arthur had obtained a
+concession, in the domestic sphere, only at the price of a concession.
+
+The next morning he looked up Littlemore, from whom he had a standing
+invitation to breakfast, and who, as usual, was smoking a cigar and
+turning over a dozen newspapers. Littlemore had a large apartment and an
+accomplished cook; he got up late and wandered about his rooms all the
+morning, stopping from time to time to look out of his windows, which
+overhung the Place de la Madeleine. They had not been seated many
+minutes at breakfast when the visitor mentioned that Mrs. Headway was
+about to be abandoned by her friend, who was going to Cannes.
+
+But once more he was to feel how little he might ever enlighten this
+comrade. “He came last night to bid me good-bye,” Littlemore said.
+
+Again Waterville wondered. “Very civil of him, then, all of a sudden.”
+
+“He didn’t come from civility—he came from curiosity. Having dined here
+he had a pretext for calling.”
+
+“I hope his curiosity was satisfied,” our young man generously dropped.
+
+“Well, I suspect not. He sat here some time, but we talked only about
+what he didn’t want to know.”
+
+“And what _did_ he want to know?”
+
+“Whether I know anything against Nancy Beck.”
+
+Waterville stared. “Did he call her Nancy Beck?”
+
+“We never mentioned her; but I saw what he was after and that he quite
+yearned to lead up to her. I wouldn’t do it.”
+
+“Ah, poor man!” Waterville sighed.
+
+“I don’t see why you pity him,” said Littlemore. “Mrs. Beck’s admirers
+were never pitied.”
+
+“Well, of course he wants to marry her.”
+
+“Let him do it then. I’ve nothing to say to it.”
+
+“He believes there’s something about her, somewhere in time or space,
+that may make a pretty big mouthful.”
+
+“Let him leave it alone then.”
+
+“How can he if he’s really hit?”—Waterville spoke as from sad experience.
+
+“Ah, my dear fellow, he must settle it himself. He has no right at any
+rate to put me such a question. There was a moment, just as he was
+going, when he had it on his tongue’s end. He stood there in the
+doorway, he couldn’t leave me—he was going to plump out with it. He
+looked at me straight, and I looked straight at him; we remained that way
+for almost a minute. Then he decided not, on the whole, to risk it and
+took himself off.”
+
+Waterville assisted at this passage with intense interest. “And if he
+had asked you, what would you have said?”
+
+“What do you think?”
+
+“Well, I suppose you’d have said that his question wasn’t fair.”
+
+“That would have been tantamount to admitting the worst.”
+
+“Yes,” Waterville brooded again, “you couldn’t do that. On the other
+hand if he had put it to you on your honour whether she’s a woman to
+marry it would have been very awkward.”
+
+“Awkward enough. Luckily he has no business to put things to me on my
+honour. Moreover, nothing has passed between us to give him the right to
+ask me _any_ questions about Mrs. Headway. As she’s a great friend of
+mine he can’t pretend to expect me to give confidential information.”
+
+“You don’t think she’s a woman to marry, all the same,” Waterville
+returned. “And if a man were to try to corner you on it you might knock
+him down, but it wouldn’t be an answer.”
+
+“It would have to serve,” said Littlemore. “There are cases where a man
+must lie nobly,” he added.
+
+Waterville looked grave. “What cases?”
+
+“Well, where a woman’s honour’s at stake.”
+
+“I see what you mean. That’s of course if he has been himself concerned
+with her.”
+
+“Himself or another. It doesn’t matter.”
+
+“I think it does matter. I don’t like false swearing,” said Waterville.
+“It’s a delicate question.”
+
+They were interrupted by the arrival of the servant with a second course,
+and Littlemore gave a laugh as he helped himself. “It would be a lark to
+see her married to that superior being!”
+
+“It would be a great responsibility.”
+
+“Responsibility or not, it would be very amusing.”
+
+“Do you mean, then, to give her a leg up?”
+
+“Heaven forbid! But I mean to bet on her.”
+
+Waterville gave his companion a serious glance; he thought him strangely
+superficial. The alternatives looked all formidable, however, and he
+sighed as he laid down his fork.
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+The Easter holidays that year were unusually genial; mild watery sunshine
+assisted the progress of the spring. The high dense hedges, in
+Warwickshire, were like walls of hawthorn embedded in banks of primrose,
+and the finest trees in England, springing out of them with a regularity
+which suggested conservative principles, began more densely and downily
+to bristle. Rupert Waterville, devoted to his duties and faithful in
+attendance at the Legation, had had little time to enjoy the rural
+hospitality that shows the English, as he had promptly learned to say, at
+their best. Freshly yet not wildly exotic he had repeatedly been invited
+to grace such scenes, but had had hitherto to practise with reserve the
+great native art of “staying.” He cultivated method and kept the
+country-houses in reserve; he would take them up in their order, after he
+should have got a little more used to London. Without hesitation,
+however, he had accepted the appeal from Longlands; it had come to him in
+a simple and familiar note from Lady Demesne, with whom he had no
+acquaintance. He knew of her return from Cannes, where she had spent the
+whole winter, for he had seen it related in a Sunday newspaper; yet it
+was with a certain surprise that he heard from her in these informal
+terms. “Dear Mr. Waterville, my son tells me you will perhaps be able to
+come down here on the seventeenth to spend two or three days. If you can
+it will give us much pleasure. We can promise you the society of your
+charming countrywoman Mrs. Headway.”
+
+He had seen Mrs. Headway; she had written him, a fortnight before from an
+hotel in Cork Street, to say she had arrived in London for the season and
+should be happy to see him. He had called on her, trembling with the
+fear that she would break ground about her presentation at Court; but he
+was agreeably surprised by her overlooking for the hour this topic. She
+had spent the winter in Rome, travelling directly from that city to
+England, with just a little stop in Paris to buy a few clothes. She had
+taken much satisfaction in Rome, where she had made many friends; she
+assured him she knew half the Roman nobility. “They’re charming people;
+they’ve only one fault, they stay too long,” she said. And in answer to
+his always slower process, “I mean when they come to see you,” she
+explained. “They used to come every evening and then wanted to stay till
+the next day. They were all princes and counts. I used to give them
+cigars and cocktails—nobody else did. I knew as many people as I
+wanted,” she added in a moment, feeling perhaps again in her visitor the
+intimate intelligence with which six months before he had listened to her
+account of her discomfiture in New York. “There were lots of English; I
+knew all the English and I mean to visit them here. The Americans waited
+to see what the English would do, so as to do the opposite. Thanks to
+that I was spared some precious specimens. There are, you know, some
+fearful ones. Besides, in Rome society doesn’t matter if you’ve a
+feeling for the ruins and the Campagna; I found I had an immense feeling
+for the Campagna. I was always mooning round in some damp old temple.
+It reminded me a good deal of the country round San Pablo—if it hadn’t
+been for the temples. I liked to think it all over when I was riding
+round; I was always brooding over the past.” At this moment,
+nevertheless, Mrs. Headway had dismissed the past; she was prepared to
+give herself up wholly to the actual. She wished Waterville to advise
+her as to how she should live—what she should do. Should she stay at an
+hotel or should she take a house? She guessed she had better take a
+house if she could find a nice one. Max wanted to look for one, and she
+didn’t know but what she’d let him; he got her such a nice one in Rome.
+She said nothing about Sir Arthur Demesne, who, it seemed to Waterville,
+would have been her natural guide and sponsor; he wondered whether her
+relations with the Tory member had come to an end. Waterville had met
+him a couple of times since the opening of Parliament, and they had
+exchanged twenty words, none of which, however, had had reference to Mrs.
+Headway. Our young man, the previous autumn, had been recalled to London
+just after the incident of which he found himself witness in the court of
+the Hôtel Meurice; and all he knew of its consequence was what he had
+learned from Littlemore, who, proceeding to America, where he had
+suddenly been advised of reasons for his spending the winter, passed
+through the British capital. Littlemore had then reported that Mrs.
+Headway was enchanted with Lady Demesne and had no words to speak of her
+kindness and sweetness. “She told me she liked to know her son’s
+friends, and I told her I liked to know my friends’ mothers,” dear Nancy
+had reported. “I should be willing to be old if I could be like that,”
+she had added, forgetting for the moment that the crown of the maturer
+charm dangled before her at a diminishing distance. The mother and son,
+at any rate, had retired to Cannes together, and at this moment
+Littlemore had received letters from home which caused him to start for
+Arizona. Mrs. Headway had accordingly been left to her own devices, and
+he was afraid she had bored herself, though Mrs. Bagshaw had called upon
+her. In November she had travelled to Italy, not by way of Cannes.
+
+“What do you suppose she’s up to in Rome?” Waterville had asked; his
+imagination failing him here, as he was not yet in possession of that
+passage.
+
+“I haven’t the least idea. And I don’t care!” Littlemore had added in a
+moment. Before leaving London he had further mentioned that Mrs.
+Headway, on his going to take leave of her in Paris, had made another and
+rather an unexpected attack. “About the society business—she said I must
+really do something: she couldn’t go on that way. And she appealed to me
+in the name—I don’t think I quite know how to say it.”
+
+“I should be ever so glad if you’d try,” Waterville had earnestly said,
+constantly reminding himself that Americans in Europe were after all, in
+a degree, to a man in his position, as the sheep to the shepherd.
+
+“Well, in the name of the affection we had formerly entertained for each
+other.”
+
+“The affection?”
+
+“So she was good enough to call it. But I deny it all. If one had to
+have an affection for every woman one used to sit up ‘evenings’ with—!”
+And Littlemore had paused, not defining the result of such an obligation.
+Waterville had tried to imagine what it would be; while his friend had
+embarked for New York without telling him how, in the event, he had
+resisted Mrs. Headway’s attack.
+
+At Christmas Waterville knew of Sir Arthur’s return to England and
+believed he also knew that the Baronet hadn’t gone down to Rome. He had
+a theory that Lady Demesne was a very clever woman—clever enough to make
+her son do what she preferred and yet also make him think it his own
+choice. She had been politic, accommodating, on the article of the one
+civility rendered the American lady; but, having seen and judged that
+heroine, had determined to stop short and to make her son, if possible,
+stop. She had been sweet and kind, as Mrs. Headway said, because for the
+moment this was easiest; but she had paid her last visit on the same
+occasion as her first. She had been sweet and kind, but she had set her
+face as a stone, and if poor Nancy, camping on this new field, expected
+to find any vague promises redeemed, she would taste of the bitterness of
+shattered hopes. He had made up his mind that, shepherd as he was, and
+Mrs. Headway one of his sheep, it was none of his present duty to run
+about after her, especially as she could be trusted not to stray too far.
+He saw her a second time, and she still said nothing about Sir Arthur.
+Waterville, who always had a theory, made sure she was watching the
+clock, that this proved admirer was behind the hour. She was also
+getting into a house; her courier had found her in Chesterfield Street a
+little gem, which was to cost her only what jewels cost. After all this
+our young man caught his breath at Lady Demesne’s note, and he went down
+to Longlands with much the same impatience with which, in Paris, he would
+have gone, had he been able, to the first night of a new comedy. It
+seemed to him that through a sudden stroke of good fortune he had
+received a _billet d’auteur_.
+
+It was agreeable to him to arrive at an English country-house at the
+close of the day. He liked the drive from the station in the twilight,
+the sight of the fields and copses and cottages, vague and lonely in
+contrast to his definite lighted goal; the sound of the wheels on the
+long avenue, which turned and wound repeatedly without bringing him to
+what he reached however at last—the wide grey front with a glow in its
+scattered windows and a sweep of still firmer gravel up to the door. The
+front at Longlands, which was of this sober complexion, had a grand
+pompous air; it was attributed to the genius of Sir Christopher Wren.
+There were wings curving forward in a semi-circle, with statues placed at
+intervals on the cornice; so that in the flattering dusk it suggested a
+great Italian villa dropped by some monstrous hand in an English park.
+He had taken a late train, which left him but twenty minutes to dress for
+dinner. He prided himself considerably on the art of dressing both
+quickly and well; but this process left him no time to wonder if the
+apartment to which he had been assigned befitted his diplomatic dignity.
+On emerging from his room he found there was an ambassador in the house,
+and this discovery was a check to unrest. He tacitly assumed that he
+should have had a better room if it hadn’t been for the ambassador, who
+was of course counted first. The large brilliant house gave an
+impression of the last century and of foreign taste, of light colours,
+high vaulted ceilings with pale mythological frescoes, gilded doors
+surmounted by old French panels, faded tapestries and delicate damasks,
+stores of ancient china among which great jars of pink roses were
+conspicuous. The company had assembled for dinner in the principal hall,
+which was animated by a fire of great logs, and the muster was so large
+that Waterville feared he was last. Lady Demesne gave him a smile and a
+touch of her hand; she lacked effusiveness and, saying nothing in
+particular, treated him as if he had been a common guest. He wasn’t sure
+whether he liked or hated that; but these alternatives mattered equally
+little to his hostess, who looked at her friends as if to verify a
+catalogue. The master of the house was talking to a lady before the
+fire; when he caught sight of Waterville across the room he waved “How
+d’ye do” with an air of being delighted to see him. He had never had
+that air in Paris, and Waterville had a chance to observe, what he had
+often heard, to how much greater advantage the English appear in their
+country-houses. Lady Demesne turned to him again with the sweet vague
+smile that could somehow present a view without making a point.
+
+“We’re waiting for Mrs. Headway.”
+
+“Ah, she has arrived?” Waterville had quite forgotten this attraction.
+
+“She came at half-past five. At six she went to dress. She has had two
+hours.”
+
+“Let us hope the results will be proportionate,” the young man laughed.
+
+“Oh the results—I don’t know!” Lady Demesne murmured without looking at
+him; and in these simple words he found the confirmation of his theory
+that she was playing a deep game. He weighed the question of whom he
+should sit next to at dinner, and hoped, with due deference to Mrs.
+Headway’s charms, that he might abut on a less explored province. The
+results of a toilet she had protracted through two hours were presently
+visible. She appeared on the staircase which descended to the hall and
+which, for three minutes, as she came down rather slowly, facing the
+people beneath, placed her in considerable relief. Waterville, as he
+watched her, felt the great importance of the moment for her: it
+represented her entrance into English society. Well, she entered English
+society in good shape, as Nancy Beck would have said; with a brave free
+smile, suggestive of no flutter, on her lips, and with the trophies of
+the Rue de la Paix trailing behind her. She made a portentous rumour as
+she moved. People turned their eyes to her; there was soon a perceptible
+diminution of talk; though talk hadn’t been particularly audible. She
+looked very much alone, and it seemed rather studied of her to come down
+last, though possibly, before her glass, she had but been unable to
+please herself. For she evidently felt the importance of the occasion,
+and Waterville was sure her heart beat fast. She showed immense pluck,
+however; she smiled more intensely and advanced like a woman acquainted
+with every social drawback of beauty. She had at any rate the support of
+these inconveniences; for nothing on this occasion was wanting to her
+lustre, and the determination to succeed, which might have made her hard,
+was veiled in the virtuous consciousness that she had neglected nothing.
+Lady Demesne went forward to meet her; Sir Arthur took no notice of her;
+and presently Waterville found himself proceeding to dinner with the wife
+of an ecclesiastic, to whom his hostess had presented him in the
+desolation of the almost empty hall, when the other couples had
+flourished away. The rank of this ecclesiastic in the hierarchy he
+learned early on the morrow; but in the meantime it seemed to him somehow
+strange that in England ecclesiastics should have wives. English life
+even at the end of a year was full of those surprises. The lady,
+however, was very easily accounted for; she was in no sense a violent
+exception, and there had been no need of the Reformation and the
+destruction of a hundred abbeys to produce her. Her name was Mrs. April;
+she was wrapped in a large lace shawl; to eat her dinner she removed but
+one glove, and the other gave Waterville an odd impression that the whole
+repast, in spite of its great completeness, was something of the picnic
+order.
+
+Mrs. Headway was opposite, at a little distance; she had been taken in,
+as Waterville learned from his neighbour, by a General, a gentleman with
+a lean aquiline face and a cultivated whisker, and she had on the other
+side a smart young man of an identity less definite. Poor Sir Arthur sat
+between two ladies much older than himself, whose names, redolent of
+history, Waterville had often heard and had associated with figures more
+romantic. Mrs. Headway gave her countryman no greeting; she evidently
+hadn’t seen him till they were seated at table, when she stared at him
+with a violence of surprise that was like the interruption of a lively
+tune. It was a copious and well-ordered banquet, but as he looked up and
+down the table he sought to appraise the contributed lustre, the
+collective _scintillae_, that didn’t proceed from silver, porcelain,
+glass or shining damask. Presently renouncing the effort, however, he
+became conscious he was judging the affair much more from Mrs. Headway’s
+point of view than from his own. He knew no one but Mrs. April, who,
+displaying an almost motherly desire to give him information, told him
+the names of many of their companions; in return for which he explained
+to her that he was not in that set. Mrs. Headway got on in perfection
+with her warrior; Waterville noticed her more than he showed; he saw how
+that officer, evidently a cool hand, was drawing her out. Waterville
+hoped she would be careful. He was capable, in his way, of frolic
+thought, and as he compared her with the rest of the company said to
+himself that she was a very plucky little woman and that her present
+undertaking had a touch of the heroic. She was alone against many, and
+her opponents were a serried phalanx; those who were there represented a
+thousand others. Her type so violated every presumption blooming there
+that to the eye of the imagination she stood very much on her merits.
+Such people seemed so completely made up, so unconscious of effort, so
+surrounded with things to rest upon; the men with their clean
+complexions, their well-hung chins, their cold pleasant eyes, their
+shoulders set back, their absence of gesture; the women, several very
+handsome, half-strangled in strings of pearls, with smooth plain tresses,
+seeming to look at nothing in particular, supporting silence as if it
+were as becoming as candle-light, yet talking a little sometimes in fresh
+rich voices. They were all wrapped in a community of ideas, of
+traditions; they understood each other’s accent, even each other’s
+deviations. Mrs. Headway, with all her prettiness, exceeded these
+licences. She was foreign, exaggerated, she had too much expression; she
+might have been engaged for the evening. Waterville remarked, moreover,
+that English society was always clutching at amusement and that the
+business was transacted on a cash basis. If Mrs. Headway should
+sufficiently amuse she would succeed, and her fortune—if fortune there
+was—would be no hindrance.
+
+In the drawing-room, after dinner, he went up to her, but she gave him no
+greeting. She only faced him with an expression he had never seen
+before—a strange bold expression of displeasure. It made her fearfully
+common. “Why have you come down here?” she asked. “Have you come to
+watch me?”
+
+Waterville coloured to the roots of his hair. He knew it was terribly
+little like a diplomatist, but he was unable to control his heat. He was
+justly shocked, he was angry and in addition he was mystified. “I came
+because I was asked.”
+
+“Who asked you?”
+
+“The same person who asked you, I suppose—Lady Demesne.”
+
+“She’s an old cat!” And Nancy Beck turned away from him.
+
+He turned from her as well. He didn’t know what he had done to deserve
+such treatment. It was a complete surprise; he had never seen her like
+that before. She was a very vulgar woman; that was the way people dealt
+with each other, he supposed, on hideous back piazzas. He threw himself
+almost passionately into contact with the others, who all seemed to him,
+possibly a little by contrast, extraordinarily genial and friendly. He
+had not, however, the consolation of seeing Mrs. Headway punished for her
+rudeness—she wasn’t in the least neglected. On the contrary, in the part
+of the room where she sat the group was denser and repeatedly broke into
+gusts of unanimous laughter. Yes, if she should amuse them she might
+doubtless get anywhere and do anything, and evidently she was amusing
+them.
+
+
+
+VII
+
+
+If she was strange, at any rate he hadn’t come to the end of her
+strangeness. The next day was a Sunday and uncommonly fine; he was down
+before breakfast and took a walk in the park, stopping to gaze at the
+thin-legged deer on the remoter slopes, who reminded him of small
+pin-cushions turned upside down, and wandering along the edge of a large
+sheet of ornamental water which had a temple in imitation of that of
+Vesta on an island in the middle. He thought at this time no more of
+Mrs. Headway; he only reflected that these stately objects had for at
+least a hundred years furnished a background to a great deal of heavy
+history. Further reflexion would perhaps have suggested to him that she
+might yet become a feature in the record that so spread itself. Two or
+three ladies failed to appear at breakfast; the well-known Texan belle
+was one of them.
+
+“She tells me she never leaves her room till noon,” he heard Lady Demesne
+say to the General, her companion of the previous evening, who had asked
+about her. “She takes three hours to dress.”
+
+“She’s a monstrous clever woman!” the General declared.
+
+“To do it in three hours?”
+
+“No, I mean the way she keeps her wits about her.”
+
+“Yes; I think she’s very clever,” said Lady Demesne on a system in which
+our young man flattered himself he saw more meaning than the General
+could. There was something in this tall straight deliberate woman, who
+seemed at once to yearn and to retire, that Waterville admired. With her
+delicate surface, her conventional mildness, he made out she was strong;
+she had set her patience upon a height and carried it like a diadem. She
+had the young American little visibly on her mind, but every now and then
+she indulged in some vague demonstration that showed she had not
+forgotten him. Sir Arthur himself was apparently in excellent spirits,
+though he too never bustled nor overflowed; he only went about looking
+very fresh and fair, as if he took a bath every hour or two, and very
+secure against the unexpected. Waterville had exchanged even fewer
+remarks with him than with his mother; but the master of the house had
+found occasion to say the night before, in the smoking-room, that he was
+delighted this friend had been able to come, and that if he was fond of
+real English scenery there were several things about that he should like
+very much to show him.
+
+“You must give me an hour or two before you go, you know; I really think
+there are some things you’ll care for.”
+
+Sir Arthur spoke as if Waterville would be very fastidious; he seemed to
+wish to do the right thing by him. On the Sunday morning after breakfast
+he inquired if he should care to go to church; most of the ladies and
+several of the men were going. “It’s just as you please, you know; but
+there’s rather a pretty walk across the fields and a curious little
+church—they say of King Stephen’s time.”
+
+Waterville knew what this meant; it was already a treasure. Besides, he
+liked going to church, above all when he sat in the Squire’s pew, which
+was sometimes as big as a boudoir and all fadedly upholstered to match.
+So he replied that he should be delighted. Then he added without
+explaining his reason: “Is Mrs. Headway going?”
+
+“I really don’t know,” said his host with an abrupt change of tone—as if
+he inquired into the movements of the housekeeper.
+
+“The English are awfully queer!” Waterville consoled himself with
+secretly exclaiming; to which wisdom, since his arrival among them, he
+had had recourse whenever he encountered a gap in the consistency of
+things. The church was even a rarer treasure than Sir Arthur’s
+description of it, and Waterville felt Mrs. Headway had been a fool not
+to come. He knew what she was after—she wished to study English life so
+that she might take possession of it; and to pass in among a hedge of
+bobbing rustics and sit among the monuments of the old Demesnes would
+have told her a great deal about English life. If she wished to fortify
+herself for the struggle she had better come to that old church. When he
+returned to Longlands—he had walked back across the meadows with the
+archdeacon’s lady, who was a vigorous pedestrian—it wanted half an hour
+of luncheon and he was unwilling to go indoors. He remembered he had not
+yet seen the gardens, and wandered away in search of them. They were on
+a scale that enabled him to find them without difficulty, and they looked
+as if they had been kept up unremittingly for a century or two. He
+hadn’t advanced very far between their blooming borders when he heard a
+voice that he recognised, and a moment after, at the turn of an alley,
+came upon Mrs. Headway, who was attended by the master of the scene. She
+was bareheaded beneath her parasol, which she flung back, stopping short
+as she beheld her compatriot.
+
+“Oh it’s Mr. Waterville come to spy me out as usual!” It was with this
+remark she greeted the slightly-embarrassed young man.
+
+“Hallo, you’ve come home from church?” Sir Arthur said, pulling out his
+watch.
+
+Waterville was struck with his coolness. He admired it; for, after all,
+he noted, it must have been disagreeable to him to be interrupted. He
+felt rather an ass, and wished he had kept hold of Mrs. April, to give
+him the air of having come for her sake. Mrs. Headway was looking
+adorably fresh in attire that Waterville, who had his ideas on such
+matters, felt sure wouldn’t be regarded as the proper thing for a Sunday
+morning in an English country-house: a négligé of white flounces and
+frills interspersed with yellow ribbons—a garment Madame de Pompadour
+might have sported to receive Louis XV., but probably wouldn’t have worn
+for a public airing. The sight of this costume gave the finishing touch
+to his impression that she knew on the whole what she was about. She
+would take a line of her own; she wouldn’t be too accommodating. She
+wouldn’t come down to breakfast; she wouldn’t go to church; she would
+wear on Sunday mornings little elaborately informal dresses and look
+dreadfully un-British and un-Protestant. Perhaps after all this was
+best. She began to talk with a certain volubility.
+
+“Isn’t this too lovely? I walked all the way from the house. I’m not
+much at walking, but the grass in this place is like a parlour. The
+whole thing’s driving me wild. Sir Arthur, you ought to go and look
+after the Ambassador; it’s shameful the way I’ve kept you. You don’t
+trouble about the Ambassador? You said just now you had scarcely spoken
+to him, and you must make that right up. I never saw such a way of
+neglecting your guests. Is it the usual style over here? Go and take
+him out to ride or make him play a game of billiards. Mr. Waterville
+will take me home; besides, I want to scold him for spying on me.”
+
+Our young man sharply resented her charge. “I had no idea whatever you
+were here.”
+
+“We weren’t hiding,” said Sir Arthur quietly. “Perhaps you’ll see Mrs.
+Headway back to the house. I think I ought to look after old Davidoff.
+I believe luncheon’s at two.”
+
+He left them, and Waterville wandered through the gardens with Mrs.
+Headway. She at once sought again to learn if he had come there to “dog”
+her; but this inquiry wasn’t accompanied, to his surprise, with the
+acrimony she had displayed the night before. He was determined not to
+let that pass, however; when people had treated him in that way they
+shouldn’t be allowed to forget it.
+
+“Do you suppose I’m always thinking of you?” he derisively demanded.
+“You’re out of my mind _sometimes_. I came this way to look at the
+gardens, and if you hadn’t spoken to me should have passed on.”
+
+Mrs. Headway was perfectly good-natured; she appeared not even to hear
+his defence. “He has got two other places,” she simply rejoined.
+“That’s just what I wanted to know.”
+
+He wouldn’t nevertheless be turned from his grievance. That mode of
+reparation to a person whom you had insulted which consisted in
+forgetting you had done so was doubtless largely in use on back piazzas;
+but a creature of any spirit required a different form. “What did you
+mean last night by accusing me of having come down here to watch you?
+Pardon me if I tell you I think you grossly rude.” The sting of the
+imputation lay in the fact that there was a certain amount of truth in
+it; yet for a moment Mrs. Headway, looking very blank, failed to recover
+it. “She’s a barbarian, after all,” thought Waterville. “She thinks a
+woman may slap a man’s face and run away!”
+
+“Oh,” she cried suddenly, “I remember—I was angry with you! I didn’t
+expect to see you. But I didn’t really mind about it at all. Every now
+and then I get mad like that and work it off on any one that’s handy.
+But it’s over in three minutes and I never think of it again. I confess
+I was mad last night; I could have shot the old woman.”
+
+“‘The old woman’?”
+
+“Sir Arthur’s mother. She has no business here anyway. In this country
+when the husband dies they’re expected to clear out. She has a house of
+her own ten miles from here and another in Portman Square; so she ain’t
+in want of good locations. But she sticks—she sticks to him like a
+strong plaster. It came over me as I kind of analysed that she didn’t
+invite me here because she liked me, but because she suspects me. She’s
+afraid we’ll make a match and she thinks I ain’t good enough for her son.
+She must think I’m in a great hurry to make him mine. I never went after
+him, he came after me. I should never have thought of anything if it
+hadn’t been for him. He began it last summer at Homburg; he wanted to
+know why I didn’t come to England; he told me I should have great
+success. He doesn’t know much about it anyway; he hasn’t got much
+gumption. But he’s a very nice man all the same; it’s very pleasant to
+see him surrounded by his—” And Mrs. Headway paused a moment, her
+appreciation ranging: “Surrounded by all his old heirlooms. I like the
+old place,” she went on; “it’s beautifully mounted; I’m quite satisfied
+with what I’ve seen. I thought Lady Demesne well-impressed; she left a
+card on me in London and very soon after wrote to me to ask me here. But
+I’m very quick; I sometimes see things in a flash. I saw something
+yesterday when she came to speak to me at dinner-time. She saw I looked
+pretty and refined, and it made her blue with rage; she hoped I’d be some
+sort of a horror. I’d like very much to oblige her, but what can one do?
+Then I saw she had asked me only because he insisted. He didn’t come to
+see me when I first arrived—he never came near me for ten days. She
+managed to prevent him; she got him to make some promise. But he changed
+his mind after a little, and then he had to do something really polite.
+He called three days in succession, and he made her come. She’s one of
+those women who holds out as long as she can and then seems to give in
+while she’s really fussing more than ever. She hates me as if I knew
+something about her—when I don’t even know what she thinks I’ve done
+myself. She’s very underhand; she’s a regular old cat. When I saw you
+last night at dinner I thought she had got you here to help her.”
+
+“To help her?” Waterville echoed.
+
+“To tell her about me. To give her information she can make use of
+against me. You may give her all you like!”
+
+Waterville was almost breathless with the attention he had paid this
+extraordinary burst of confidence, and now he really felt faint. He
+stopped short; Mrs. Headway went on a few steps and then, stopping too,
+turned and shone at him in the glow of her egotism. “You’re the most
+unspeakable woman!” he wailed. She seemed to him indeed a barbarian.
+
+She laughed at him—he felt she was laughing at his expression of face—and
+her laugh rang through the stately gardens. “What sort of a woman’s
+that?”
+
+“You’ve got no delicacy”—he’d keep it up.
+
+She coloured quickly, though, strange to say, without further irritation.
+“No delicacy?”
+
+“You ought to keep those things to yourself.”
+
+“Oh I know what you mean; I talk about everything. When I’m excited I’ve
+got to talk. But I must do things in my own way. I’ve got plenty of
+delicacy when people are nice to me. Ask Arthur Demesne if I ain’t
+delicate—ask George Littlemore if I ain’t. Don’t stand there all day;
+come on to lunch!” And Mrs. Headway resumed her walk while her
+companion, having balanced, slowly overtook her. “Wait till I get
+settled; then I’ll be delicate,” she pursued. “You can’t be delicate
+when you’re trying to save your life. It’s very well for _you_ to talk,
+with the whole State Department to back you. Of course I’m excited.
+I’ve got right hold of this thing, and I don’t mean to let go!” Before
+they reached the house she let him know why he had been invited to
+Longlands at the same time as herself. Waterville would have liked to
+believe his personal attractions sufficiently explained the fact, but she
+took no account of this supposition. Mrs. Headway preferred to see
+herself in an element of ingenious machination, where everything that
+happened referred to her and was aimed at her. Waterville had been asked
+then because he represented, however modestly, the American Legation, and
+their host had a friendly desire to make it appear that his pretty
+American visitor, of whom no one knew anything, was under the protection
+of that establishment. “It would start me better,” the lady in question
+complacently set forth. “You can’t help yourself—you’ve helped to start
+me. If he had known the Minister he’d have asked him—or the first
+secretary. But he don’t know them.”
+
+They reached the house by the time she had developed her idea, which gave
+Waterville a pretext more than sufficient for detaining her in the
+portico. “Do you mean to say Sir Arthur has told you this?” he inquired
+almost sternly.
+
+“Told me? Of course not! Do you suppose I’d let him take the tone with
+me that I need any favours? I’d like to hear him tell me I’m in want of
+assistance!”
+
+“I don’t see why he shouldn’t—at the pace you go yourself. You say it to
+every one.”
+
+“To every one? I say it to you and to George Littlemore—when I get
+nervous. I say it to you because I like you, and to him because I’m
+afraid of him. I’m not in the least afraid of you, by the way. I’m all
+alone—I haven’t got any one. I must have some comfort, mustn’t I? Sir
+Arthur scolded me for putting you off last night—he noticed it; and that
+was what made me guess his idea.”
+
+“I’m much obliged to him,” said Waterville rather bewildered.
+
+“So mind you answer for me. Don’t you want me to take your arm to go
+in?”
+
+“You’re a most extraordinary combination!” he gave to all the winds as
+she stood smiling at him.
+
+“Oh come, don’t _you_ fall in love with me!” she cried with a laugh; and,
+without taking his arm, she passed in before him.
+
+That evening, before he went to dress for dinner, he wandered into the
+library, where he felt certain he should find some superior bindings.
+There was no one in the room and he spent a happy half-hour among
+treasures of old reading and triumphs of old morocco. He had a great
+esteem for good literature, he held that it should have handsome covers.
+The daylight had begun to wane, but whenever, in the rich-looking
+dimness, he made out the glimmer of a well-gilded back, he took down the
+volume and carried it to one of the deep-set windows. He had just
+finished the inspection of a delightfully fragrant folio, and was about
+to carry it back to its niche, when he found himself face to face with
+Lady Demesne. He was sharply startled, for her tall slim figure, her
+preserved fairness, which looked white in the high brown room, and the
+air of serious intention with which she presented herself, all gave
+something spectral to her presence. He saw her countenance dimly light,
+however, and heard her say with the vague despair of her neutrality: “Are
+you looking at our books? I’m afraid they’re rather dull.”
+
+“Dull? Why they’re as bright as the day they were bound.” And he turned
+on her the glittering panels of his folio.
+
+“I’m afraid I haven’t looked at them for a long time,” she murmured,
+going nearer to the window, where she stood looking out. Beyond the
+clear pane the park stretched away, the menace of night already mantling
+the great limbs of the oaks. The place appeared cold and empty, and the
+trees had an air of conscious importance, as if Nature herself had been
+bribed somehow to take the side of county families. Her ladyship was no
+easy person for talk; spontaneity had never come to her, and to express
+herself might have been for her modesty like some act of undressing in
+public. Her very simplicity was conventional, though it was rather a
+noble convention. You might have pitied her for the sense of her living
+tied so tight, with consequent moral cramps, to certain rigid ideals.
+This made her at times seem tired, like a person who had undertaken too
+much. She said nothing for a moment, and there was an appearance of
+design in her silence, as if she wished to let him know she had appealed
+to him without the trouble of announcing it. She had been accustomed to
+expect people would suppose things, to save her questions and
+explanations. Waterville made some haphazard remark about the beauty of
+the evening—in point of fact the weather had changed for the worse—to
+which she vouchsafed no reply. But she presently said with her usual
+gentleness: “I hoped I should find you here—I should like to ask you
+something.”
+
+“Anything I can tell you—I shall be delighted!” the young man declared.
+
+She gave him a pleading look that seemed to say: “Please be very
+simple—very simple indeed.” Then she glanced about her as if there had
+been other people in the room; she didn’t wish to appear closeted with
+him or to have come on purpose. There she was at any rate, and she
+proceeded. “When my son told me he should ask you to come down I was
+very glad. I mean of course we were delighted—” And she paused a
+moment. But she next went on: “I want to ask you about Mrs. Headway.”
+
+“Ah, here it is!” cried Waterville within himself. But he could show no
+wincing. “Ah yes, I see!”
+
+“Do you mind my asking you? I hope you don’t mind. I haven’t any one
+else to ask.”
+
+“Your son knows her much better than I do.” He said this without
+intention of malice, simply to escape from the difficulties of the
+situation, but after he had spoken was almost frightened by his mocking
+sound.
+
+“I don’t think he knows her. She knows _him_—which is very different.
+When I ask him about her he merely tells me she’s fascinating. She _is_
+fascinating,” said her ladyship with inimitable dryness.
+
+“So I think, myself. I like her very much,” Waterville returned
+cheerfully.
+
+“You’re in all the better position to speak of her then.”
+
+“To speak well of her,” the young man smiled.
+
+“Of course—if you can. I should be delighted to hear you do that.
+That’s what I wish—to hear some good of her.”
+
+It might have seemed after this that nothing could have remained but for
+our friend to break out in categoric praise of his fellow guest; but he
+was no more to be tempted into that danger than into another. “I can
+only say I like her,” he repeated. “She has been very kind to me.”
+
+“Every one seems to like her,” said Lady Demesne with an unstudied effect
+of pathos. “She’s certainly very amusing.”
+
+“She’s very good-natured. I think she has no end of good intentions.”
+
+“What do you mean by good intentions?” asked Lady Demesne very sweetly.
+
+“Well, it strikes me she wants to be friendly and pleasant.”
+
+“Indeed she does! But of course you have to defend her. She’s your
+countrywoman.”
+
+“To defend her I must wait till she’s attacked,” Waterville laughed.
+
+“That’s very true. I needn’t call your attention to the fact that I’m
+not attacking her,” his hostess observed. “I should never attack a
+person staying in this house. I only want to know something about her,
+and if you can’t tell me perhaps at least you can mention some one who
+will.”
+
+“She’ll tell you herself. Tell you by the hour!”
+
+“What she has told my son? I shouldn’t understand it. My son doesn’t
+understand it.” She had a full pause, a profusion of patience; then she
+resumed disappointedly: “It’s very strange. I rather hoped you might
+explain it.”
+
+He turned the case over. “I’m afraid I can’t explain Mrs. Headway,” he
+concluded.
+
+“I see you admit she’s very peculiar.”
+
+Even to this, however, he hesitated to commit himself. “It’s too great a
+responsibility to answer you.” He allowed he was very disobliging; he
+knew exactly what Lady Demesne wished him to say. He was unprepared to
+blight the reputation of Mrs. Headway to accommodate her; and yet, with
+his cultivated imagination, he could enter perfectly into the feelings of
+this tender formal serious woman who—it was easy to see—had looked for
+her own happiness in the observance of duty and in extreme constancy to
+two or three objects of devotion chosen once for all. She must indeed
+have had a conception of life in the light of which Nancy Beck would show
+both for displeasing and for dangerous. But he presently became aware
+she had taken his last words as a concession in which she might find
+help.
+
+“You know why I ask you these things then?”
+
+“I think I’ve an idea,” said Waterville, persisting in irrelevant
+laughter. His laugh sounded foolish in his own ears.
+
+“If you know that, I think you ought to assist me.” Her tone changed
+now; there was a quick tremor in it; he could feel the confession of
+distress. The distress verily was deep; it had pressed her hard before
+she made up her mind to speak to him. He was sorry for her and
+determined to be very serious.
+
+“If I could help you I would. But my position’s very difficult.”
+
+“It’s not so difficult as mine!” She was going all lengths; she was
+really appealing to him. “I don’t imagine you under obligations to Mrs.
+Headway. You seem to me so different,” she added.
+
+He was not insensible to any discrimination that told in his favour; but
+these words shocked him as if they had been an attempt at bribery. “I’m
+surprised you don’t like her,” he ventured to bring out.
+
+She turned her eyes through the window. “I don’t think you’re really
+surprised, though possibly you try to be. I don’t like her at any rate,
+and I can’t fancy why my son should. She’s very pretty and appears very
+clever; but I don’t trust her. I don’t know what has taken possession of
+him; it’s not usual in his family to marry people like that. Surely
+she’s of _no_ breeding. The person I should propose would be so very
+different—perhaps you can see what I mean. There’s something in her
+history we don’t understand. My son understands it no better than I. If
+you could throw any light on it, that might be a help. If I treat you
+with such confidence the first time I see you it’s because I don’t know
+where to turn. I’m exceedingly anxious.”
+
+It was plain enough she was anxious; her manner had become more vehement;
+her eyes seemed to shine in the thickening dusk. “Are you very sure
+there’s danger?” Waterville asked. “Has he proposed to her and has she
+jumped at him?”
+
+“If I wait till they settle it all it will be too late. I’ve reason to
+believe that my son’s not engaged, but I fear he’s terribly entangled.
+At the same time he’s very uneasy, and that may save him yet. He has a
+great sense of honour. He’s not satisfied about her past life; he
+doesn’t know what to think of what we’ve been told. Even what she admits
+is so strange. She has been married four or five times. She has been
+divorced again and again. It seems so extraordinary. She tells him that
+in America it’s different, and I dare say you haven’t our ideas; but
+really there’s a limit to everything. There must have been great
+irregularities—I’m afraid great scandals. It’s dreadful to have to
+accept such things. He hasn’t told me all this, but it’s not necessary
+he should tell me. I know him well enough to guess.”
+
+“Does he know you’re speaking to me?” Waterville asked.
+
+“Not in the least. But I must tell you I shall repeat to him anything
+you may say against her.”
+
+“I had better say nothing then. It’s very delicate. Mrs. Headway’s
+quite undefended. One may like her or not, of course. I’ve seen nothing
+of her that isn’t perfectly correct,” our young man wound up.
+
+“And you’ve heard nothing?”
+
+He remembered Littlemore’s view that there were cases in which a man was
+bound in honour to tell an untruth, and he wondered if this were such a
+one. Lady Demesne imposed herself, she made him believe in the reality
+of her grievance, and he saw the gulf that divided her from a pushing
+little woman who had lived with Western editors. She was right to wish
+not to be connected with Mrs. Headway. After all, there had been nothing
+in his relations with that lady to hold him down to lying for her. He
+hadn’t sought her acquaintance, she had sought his; she had sent for him
+to come and see her. And yet he couldn’t give her away—that stuck in his
+throat. “I’m afraid I really can’t say anything. And it wouldn’t
+matter. Your son won’t give her up because I happen not to like her.”
+
+“If he were to believe she had done wrong he’d give her up.”
+
+“Well, I’ve no right to say so,” said Waterville.
+
+Lady Demesne turned away; he indeed disappointed her and he feared she
+was going to break out: “Why then do you suppose I asked you here?” She
+quitted her place near the window and prepared apparently to leave the
+room. But she stopped short. “You know something against her, but you
+won’t say it.”
+
+He hugged his folio and looked awkward. “You attribute things to me. I
+shall never say anything.”
+
+“Of course you’re perfectly free. There’s some one else who knows, I
+think—another American—a gentleman who was in Paris when my son was
+there. I’ve forgotten his name.”
+
+“A friend of Mrs. Headway’s? I suppose you mean George Littlemore.”
+
+“Yes—Mr. Littlemore. He has a sister whom I’ve met; I didn’t know she
+was his sister till to-day. Mrs. Headway spoke of her, but I find she
+doesn’t know her. That itself is a proof, I think. Do you think _he_
+would help me?” Lady Demesne asked very simply.
+
+“I doubt it, but you can try.”
+
+“I wish he had come with you. Do you think he’d come?”
+
+“He’s in America at this moment, but I believe he soon comes back.”
+
+She took this in with interest. “I shall go to his sister; I shall ask
+her to bring him to see me. She’s extremely nice; I think she’ll
+understand. Unfortunately there’s very little time.”
+
+Waterville bethought himself. “Don’t count too much on George
+Littlemore,” he said gravely.
+
+“You men have no pity,” she grimly sighed.
+
+“Why should we pity you? How can Mrs. Headway hurt such a person as
+you?” he asked.
+
+Lady Demesne cast about. “It hurts me to hear her voice.”
+
+“Her voice is very liquid.” He liked his word.
+
+“Possibly. But she’s horrible!”
+
+This was too much, it seemed to Waterville; Nancy Beck was open to
+criticism, and he himself had declared she was a barbarian. Yet she
+wasn’t horrible. “It’s for your son to pity you. If he doesn’t how can
+you expect it of others?”
+
+“Oh but he does!” And with a majesty that was more striking even than
+her logic his hostess moved to the door.
+
+Waterville advanced to open it for her, and as she passed out he said:
+“There’s one thing you can do—try to like her!”
+
+She shot him a woeful glance. “That would be—worst of all!”
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+George Littlemore arrived in London on the twentieth of May, and one of
+the first things he did was to go and see Waterville at the Legation,
+where he mentioned that he had taken for the rest of the season a house
+at Queen Anne’s Gate, so that his sister and her husband, who, under the
+pressure of diminished rents, had let their own town residence, might
+come up and spend a couple of months with him.
+
+“One of the consequences of your having a house will be that you’ll have
+to entertain the Texan belle,” our young man said.
+
+Littlemore sat there with his hands crossed on his stick; he looked at
+his friend with an eye that failed to kindle at the mention of this
+lady’s name. “Has she got into European society?” he rather languidly
+inquired.
+
+“Very much, I should say. She has a house and a carriage and diamonds
+and everything handsome. She seems already to know a lot of people; they
+put her name in the _Morning Post_. She has come up very quickly; she’s
+almost famous. Every one’s asking about her—you’ll be plied with
+questions.”
+
+Littlemore listened gravely. “How did she get in?”
+
+“She met a large party at Longlands and made them all think her great
+fun. They must have taken her up; she only wanted a start.”
+
+Her old friend rallied after a moment to the interest of this news,
+marking his full appreciation of it by a burst of laughter. “To think of
+Nancy Beck! The people here do beat the Dutch! There’s no one they
+won’t go after. They wouldn’t touch her in New York.”
+
+“Oh New York’s quite old-fashioned and rococo,” said Waterville; and he
+announced to Littlemore that Lady Demesne was very eager for his arrival
+and wanted his aid to prevent her son’s bringing such a person into the
+family. Littlemore was apparently not alarmed at her ladyship’s
+projects, and intimated, in the manner of a man who thought them rather
+impertinent, that he could trust himself to keep out of her way. “It
+isn’t a proper marriage at any rate,” the second secretary urged.
+
+“Why not if he loves her?”
+
+“Oh if that’s all you want!”—which seemed a degree of cynicism startling
+to his companion.
+
+“Would you marry her yourself?”
+
+“Certainly if I were in love with her.”
+
+“You took care not to be that.”
+
+“Yes, I did—and so Demesne had better have done. However, since he’s
+bitten—!” But Littlemore let the rest of his sentence too indifferently
+drop.
+
+Waterville presently asked him how he would manage, in view of his
+sister’s advent, about asking Mrs. Headway to his house; and he replied
+that he would manage by simply not asking her. On this Waterville
+pronounced him highly inconsistent; to which Littlemore rejoined that it
+was very possible. But he asked whether they couldn’t talk about
+something else than Mrs. Headway. He couldn’t enter into the young man’s
+interest in her—they were sure to have enough of her later without such
+impatience.
+
+Waterville would have been sorry to give a false idea of his interest in
+the wonderful woman; he knew too well the feeling had definite limits.
+He had been two or three times to see her, but it was a relief to be able
+to believe her quite independent of him. There had been no revival of
+those free retorts which had marked their stay at Longlands. She could
+dispense with assistance now; she knew herself in the current of success.
+She pretended to be surprised at her good fortune, especially at its
+rapidity; but she was really surprised at nothing. She took things as
+they came and, being essentially a woman of action, wasted almost as
+little time in elation as she would have done in despondence. She talked
+a great deal about Lord Edward and Lady Margaret and such others of that
+“standing” as had shown a desire for her acquaintance; professing to
+measure perfectly the sources of a growing popularity. “They come to
+laugh at me,” she said; “they come simply to get things to repeat. I
+can’t open my mouth but they burst into fits. It’s a settled thing that
+I’m a grand case of the American funny woman; if I make the least remark
+they begin to roar. I must express myself somehow; and indeed when I
+hold my tongue they think me funnier than ever. They repeat what I say
+to a great person, and a great person told some of them the other night
+that he wanted to hear me for himself. I’ll do for him what I do for the
+others; no better and no worse. I don’t know how I do it; I talk the
+only way I can. They tell me it isn’t so much the things I say as the
+way I say them. Well, they’re very easy to please. They don’t really
+care for me, you know—they don’t love me for myself and the way I want to
+be loved; it’s only to be able to repeat Mrs. Headway’s ‘last.’ Every
+one wants to have it first; it’s a regular race.” When she found what
+was expected of her she undertook to supply the article in abundance—the
+poor little woman worked hard at the vernacular. If the taste of London
+lay that way she would do her best to gratify it; it was only a pity she
+hadn’t known before: she would have made more extensive preparations.
+She had thought it a disadvantage of old to live in Arizona, in Dakotah,
+in the newly-admitted States; but now she saw that, as she phrased it to
+herself, this was the best thing that ever had happened to her. She
+tried to recover the weird things she had heard out there, and keenly
+regretted she hadn’t taken them down in writing; she drummed up the
+echoes of the Rocky Mountains and practised the intonations of the
+Pacific slope. When she saw her audience in convulsions she argued that
+this was success: she inferred that had she only come five years sooner
+she might have married a Duke. That would have been even a greater
+attraction for the London world than the actual proceedings of Sir Arthur
+Demesne, who, however, lived sufficiently in the eye of society to
+justify the rumour that there were bets about town as to the issue of his
+already protracted courtship. It was food for curiosity to see a young
+man of his pattern—one of the few “earnest” young men of the Tory side,
+with an income sufficient for tastes more vivid than those by which he
+was known—make up to a lady several years older than himself, whose fund
+of Texan slang was even larger than her stock of dollars. Mrs. Headway
+had got a good many new ideas since her arrival in London, but she had
+also not lost her grasp of several old ones. The chief of these—it was
+now a year old—was that Sir Arthur was the very most eligible and,
+shrewdly considered, taking one thing with another, most valuable young
+man in the world. There were of course a good many things he wasn’t. He
+wasn’t amusing; he wasn’t insinuating; he wasn’t of an absolutely
+irrepressible ardour. She believed he was constant, but he was certainly
+not eager. With these things, however, she could perfectly dispense; she
+had in particular quite outlived the need of being amused. She had had a
+very exciting life, and her vision of happiness at present was to be
+magnificently bored. The idea of complete and uncriticised
+respectability filled her soul with satisfaction; her imagination
+prostrated itself in the presence of this virtue. She was aware she had
+achieved it but ill in her own person; but she could now at least connect
+herself with it by sacred ties. She could prove in that way what was her
+deepest feeling. This was a religious appreciation of Sir Arthur’s great
+quality—his smooth and rounded, his blooming lily-like exemption from
+social flaws.
+
+She was at home when Littlemore went to see her and surrounded by several
+visitors to whom she was giving a late cup of tea and to whom she
+introduced her tall compatriot. He stayed till they dispersed, in spite
+of the manœuvres of a gentleman who evidently desired to outlinger him,
+but who, whatever might have been his happy fortune on former visits,
+received on this occasion no encouragement from their hostess. He looked
+at Littlemore slowly, beginning with his boots and travelling up as if to
+discover the reason of so unexpected a preference, and then, with no
+salutation to him, left the pair face to face.
+
+“I’m curious to see what you’ll do for me now you’ve got your sister with
+you,” Mrs. Headway presently remarked, having heard of this circumstance
+from Rupert Waterville. “I realise you’ll have to do something, you
+know. I’m sorry for you, but I don’t see how you can get off. You might
+ask me to dine some day when she’s dining out. I’d come even then, I
+think, because I want to keep on the right side of you.”
+
+“I call that the wrong side,” said Littlemore.
+
+“Yes, I see. It’s your sister that’s on the right side. You’re in
+rather a bad fix, ain’t you? You’ve got to be ‘good’ and mean, or you’ve
+got to be kind with a little courage. However, you take those things
+very quietly. There’s something in you that exasperates me. What does
+your sister think of me? Does she hate me?” Nancy persisted.
+
+“She knows nothing about you.”
+
+“Have you told her nothing?”
+
+“Never a word.”
+
+“Hasn’t she asked you? That shows how she hates me. She thinks I ain’t
+creditable to America. I know _that_ way of doing it. She wants to show
+people over here that, however they may be taken in by me, she knows much
+better. But she’ll have to ask you about me; she can’t go on for ever.
+Then what’ll you say?”
+
+“That you’re the biggest ‘draw’ in Europe.”
+
+“Oh shucks!” she cried, out of her repertory.
+
+“Haven’t you got into European society?”
+
+“Maybe I have, maybe I haven’t. It’s too soon to see. I can’t tell this
+season. Every one says I’ve got to wait till next, to see if it’s the
+same. Sometimes they take you right up for a few weeks and then just
+drop you anywhere. You’ve got to make it a square thing somehow—to drive
+in a nail.”
+
+“You speak as if it were your coffin,” said Littlemore.
+
+“Well, it _is_ a kind of coffin. I’m burying my past!”
+
+He winced at this—he was tired to death of her past. He changed the
+subject and turned her on to London, a topic as to which her freshness of
+view and now unpremeditated art of notation were really interesting,
+displayed as they were at the expense of most of her new acquaintances
+and of some of the most venerable features of the great city. He himself
+looked at England from the outside as much as it was possible to do; but
+in the midst of her familiar allusions to people and things known to her
+only since yesterday he was struck with the truth that she would never
+really be initiated. She buzzed over the surface of things like a fly on
+a window-pane. This surface immensely pleased her; she was flattered,
+encouraged, excited; she dropped her confident judgements as if she were
+scattering flowers, talked about her intentions, her prospects, her
+discoveries, her designs. But she had really learnt no more about
+English life than about the molecular theory. The words in which he had
+described her of old to Waterville came back to him: “_Elle ne doute de
+rien_!” Suddenly she jumped up; she was going out to dine and it was
+time to dress. “Before you leave I want you to promise me something,”
+she said off-hand, but with a look he had seen before and that pressed on
+the point—oh so intensely! “You’ll be sure to be questioned about me.”
+And then she paused.
+
+“How do people know I know you?”
+
+“You haven’t ‘blown’ about it? Is that what you mean? You can be a
+brute when you try. They do know it at any rate. Possibly I may have
+told them. They’ll come to you to ask about me. I mean from Lady
+Demesne. She’s in an awful state. She’s so afraid of it—of the way he
+wants me.”
+
+In himself too, after all, she could still press the spring of careless
+mirth. “_I’m_ not afraid, if you haven’t yet brought it off.”
+
+“Well, he can’t make up his mind. I appeal to him so, yet he can’t quite
+place me where he’d have to have me.” Her lucidity and her detachment
+were both grotesque and touching.
+
+“He must be a poor creature if he won’t take you as you are. I mean for
+the sweet sake of what you are,” Littlemore added.
+
+This wasn’t a very gallant form, but she made the best of it. “Well—he
+wants to be very careful, and so he ought!”
+
+“If he asks too many questions he’s not worth marrying,” Littlemore
+rather cheaply opined.
+
+“I beg your pardon—he’s worth marrying whatever he does; he’s worth
+marrying for _me_. And I want to marry him—that’s what I want to do.”
+
+Her old friend had a pause of some blankness. “Is he waiting for me to
+settle it?”
+
+“He’s waiting for I don’t know what—for some one to come and tell him
+that I’m the sweetest of the sweet. Then he’ll believe it. Some one who
+has been out there and knows all about me. Of course you’re the man,
+you’re created on purpose. Don’t you remember how I told you in Paris he
+wanted to ask you? He was ashamed and gave it up; he tried to forget me.
+But now it’s all on again—only meanwhile his mother has been at him. She
+works night and day, like a weasel in a hole, to persuade him that I’m
+too much beneath him. He’s very fond of her and very open to influence;
+I mean from her—not from any one else. Except me of course. Oh I’ve
+influenced him, I’ve explained everything fifty times over. But some
+memories, you know, are like those lumpish or pointed things you can’t
+get into your trunk—they won’t pack anyway; and he keeps coming back to
+them. He wants every little speck explained. He won’t come to you
+himself, but his mother will, or she’ll send some of her people. I guess
+she’ll send the lawyer—the family solicitor they call him. She wanted to
+send him out to America to make inquiries, only she didn’t know where to
+send. Of course I couldn’t be expected to give the places—they’ve got to
+find _them_ out the best way they can. She knows all about you and has
+made up to your sister; a big proof, as she never makes up to any one.
+So you see how much I know. She’s waiting for you; she means to hold you
+with her glittering eye. She has an idea she _can_—can make you say
+what’ll meet her views. Then she’ll lay it before Sir Arthur. So you’ll
+be so good as to have none—not a view.”
+
+Littlemore had, however disguisedly, given her every attention; but the
+conclusion left him all too consciously staring. “You don’t mean that
+anything I can say will make a difference?”
+
+“Don’t be affected! You know it will as well as I.”
+
+“You make him out not only a laggard in love but almost a dastard in
+war.”
+
+“Never mind what I make him out. I guess if I can understand him you can
+accept him. And I appeal to you solemnly. You can save me or you can
+lose me. If you lose me you’ll be a coward. And if you say a word
+against me I’ll be lost.”
+
+“Go and dress for dinner—that’s your salvation,” Littlemore returned as
+he quitted her at the head of the stairs.
+
+
+
+IX
+
+
+It was very well for him to take that tone; but he felt as he walked home
+that he should scarcely know what to say to people who were determined,
+as she put it, to hold him with glittering eyes. She had worked a
+certain spell; she had succeeded in making him feel responsible. The
+sight of her success, however, rather hardened his heart; he might have
+pitied her if she had “muffed” it, as they said, but he just sensibly
+resented her heavy scoring. He dined alone that evening while his sister
+and her husband, who had engagements every day for a month, partook of
+their repast at the expense of friends. Mrs. Dolphin, however, came home
+rather early and immediately sought admittance to the small apartment at
+the foot of the staircase which was already spoken of as her brother’s
+den. Reggie had gone on to a “squash” somewhere, and she had returned in
+her eagerness to the third member of their party. She was too impatient
+even to wait for morning. She looked impatient; she was very unlike
+George Littlemore. “I want you to tell me about Mrs. Headway,” she at
+once began, while he started slightly at the coincidence of this remark
+with his own thoughts. He was just making up his mind at last to speak
+to her. She unfastened her cloak and tossed it over a chair, then pulled
+off her long tight black gloves, which were not so fine as those Mrs.
+Headway wore; all this as if she were preparing herself for an important
+interview. She was a fair neat woman, who had once been pretty, with a
+small thin voice, a finished manner and a perfect knowledge of what it
+was proper to do on every occasion in life. She always did it, and her
+conception of it was so definite that failure would have left her without
+excuse. She was usually not taken for an American, but she made a point
+of being one, because she flattered herself that she was of a type which
+under that banner borrowed distinction from rarity. She was by nature a
+great conservative and had ended by figuring as a better Tory than her
+husband; to the effect of being thought by some of her old friends to
+have changed immensely since her marriage. She knew English society as
+if she had compiled a red-covered handbook of the subject; had a way of
+looking prepared for far-reaching social action; had also thin lips and
+pretty teeth; and was as positive as she was amiable. She told her
+brother that Mrs. Headway had given out that he was her most intimate
+friend; whereby she thought it rather odd he had never spoken of her “at
+home.” Littlemore admitted, on this, that he had known her a long time,
+referred to the conditions in which the acquaintance had sprung up, and
+added that he had seen her that afternoon. He sat there smoking his
+cigar and looking up at the cornice while Mrs. Dolphin delivered herself
+of a series of questions. Was it true that he liked her so much, was it
+true he thought her a possible woman to marry, was it true that her
+antecedents had not been most peculiar?
+
+“I may as well tell you I’ve a letter from Lady Demesne,” his visitor
+went on. “It came to me just before I went out, and I have it in my
+pocket.”
+
+She drew forth the missive, which she evidently wished to read him; but
+he gave her no invitation to proceed. He knew she had come to him to
+extract a declaration adverse to Mrs. Headway’s projects, and however
+little edification he might find in this lady’s character he hated to be
+arraigned or prodded. He had a great esteem for Mrs. Dolphin, who, among
+other Hampshire notions, had picked up that of the major weight of the
+male members of any family, so that she treated him with a consideration
+which made his having an English sister rather a luxury. Nevertheless he
+was not, on the subject of his old Texan friend, very accommodating. He
+admitted once for all that she hadn’t behaved properly—it wasn’t worth
+while to split hairs about that; but he couldn’t see that she was much
+worse than lots of other women about the place—women at once less amusing
+and less impugned; and he couldn’t get up much feeling about her marrying
+or not marrying. Moreover, it was none of his business, and he intimated
+that it was none of Mrs. Dolphin’s.
+
+“One surely can’t resist the claims of common humanity!” his sister
+replied; and she added that he was very inconsistent. He didn’t respect
+Mrs. Headway, he knew the most dreadful things about her, he didn’t think
+her fit company for his own flesh and blood. And yet he was willing not
+to save poor Arthur Demesne.
+
+“Perfectly willing!” Littlemore returned. “I’ve nothing to do with
+saving others. All I’ve got to do is not to marry her myself.”
+
+“Don’t you think then we’ve any responsibilities, any duties to society?”
+
+“I don’t know what you mean. Society can look after itself. If she can
+bring it off she’s welcome. It’s a splendid sight in its way.”
+
+“How do you mean splendid?”
+
+“Why she has run up the tree as if she were a squirrel!”
+
+“It’s very true she has an assurance _à toute épreuve_. But English
+society has become scandalously easy. I never saw anything like the
+people who are taken up. Mrs. Headway has had only to appear to succeed.
+If they can only make out big _enough_ spots in you they’ll find you
+attractive. It’s like the decadence of the Roman Empire. You can see to
+look at this person that she’s not a lady. She’s pretty, very pretty,
+but she might be a dissipated dressmaker. She wouldn’t go down for a
+minute in New York. I’ve seen her three times—she apparently goes
+everywhere. I didn’t speak of her—I was wanting to see what you’d do. I
+judged you meant to do nothing, then this letter decided me. It’s
+written on purpose to be shown you; it’s what the poor lady—_such_ a nice
+woman herself—wants you to do. She wrote to me before I came to town,
+and I went to see her as soon as I arrived. I think it very important.
+I told her that if she’d draw up a little statement I’d put it before you
+as soon as we should get settled. She’s in real distress. I think you
+ought to feel for her. You ought to communicate the facts exactly as
+they stand. A woman has no right to do such things as Mrs. Headway and
+come and ask to be accepted. She may make it up with her conscience, but
+she can’t make it up with society. Last night at Lady Dovedale’s I was
+afraid she’d know who I was and get somehow at me. I believe she’d
+really have been capable of it, and I got so frightened I went away. If
+Sir Arthur wishes to marry her for what she is, of course he’s welcome.
+But at least he ought to know.”
+
+Mrs. Dolphin was neither agitated nor voluble; she moved from point to
+point with the temper and method of a person accustomed to preside at
+committees and to direct them. She deeply desired, however, that Mrs.
+Headway’s triumphant career should be checked; such a person had
+sufficiently abused a tolerance already so overstrained. Herself a party
+to an international marriage, Mrs. Dolphin naturally desired the class to
+which she belonged to close its ranks and carry its standard high.
+
+“It seems to me she’s quite as good as the poor young man himself,” said
+Littlemore, lighting another cigar.
+
+“As good? What do you mean by ‘good’? No one has ever breathed a word
+against him.”
+
+“Very likely. But he’s a nonentity of the first water, and she at least
+a positive quantity, not to say a positive force. She’s a person, and a
+very clever one. Besides, she’s quite as good as the women lots of them
+have married. It’s new to me that your alliances have been always so
+august.”
+
+“I know nothing about other cases,” Mrs. Dolphin said, “I only know about
+this one. It so happens that I’ve been brought near it, and that an
+appeal has been made to me. The English are very romantic—the most
+romantic people in the world, if that’s what you mean. They do the
+strangest things from the force of passion—even those of whom you would
+least expect it. They marry their cooks, they marry their coachmen, and
+their romances always have the most miserable end. I’m sure this one
+would be wretched. How can you pretend that such a flaming barbarian can
+be worked into _any_ civilisation? What I see is a fine old race—one of
+the oldest and most honourable in England, people with every tradition of
+good conduct and high principle—and a dreadful disreputable vulgar little
+woman, who hasn’t an idea of what such things are, trying to force her
+way into it. I hate to see such things—I want to go to the rescue!”
+
+“Well, I don’t,” Littlemore returned at his leisure. “I don’t care a pin
+for the fine old race.”
+
+“Not from interested motives, of course, any more than I. But surely on
+artistic grounds, on grounds of decency?”
+
+“Mrs. Headway isn’t indecent—you go too far. You must remember that
+she’s an old friend of mine.” He had become rather stern; Mrs. Dolphin
+was forgetting the consideration due, from an English point of view, to
+brothers.
+
+She forgot it even a little more. “Oh if you’re in love with her too!”
+she quite wailed, turning away.
+
+He made no answer to this, and the words had no sting for him. But at
+last, to finish the affair, he asked what in the world the old lady
+wanted him to do. Did she want him to go out into Piccadilly and
+announce to the passers-by that there had been one winter when even Mrs.
+Headway’s sister didn’t know who was her husband?
+
+Mrs. Dolphin’s reply was to read out Lady Demesne’s letter, which her
+brother, as she folded it up again, pronounced one of the most
+extraordinary communications he had ever listened to. “It’s very
+sad—it’s a cry of distress,” she declared. “The whole meaning of it is
+that she wishes you’d come and see her. She doesn’t say it in so many
+words, but I can read between the lines. Besides, she told me she’d give
+anything to see you. Let me assure you it’s your duty to go.”
+
+“To go and abuse Nancy Beck?”
+
+“Go and rave about her if you like!” This was very clever of Mrs.
+Dolphin, but her brother was not so easily beguiled. He didn’t take that
+view of his duty, and he declined to cross her ladyship’s threshold.
+“Then she’ll come and see you,” said his visitor with decision.
+
+“If she does I’ll tell her Nancy’s an angel.”
+
+“If you can say so conscientiously she’ll be delighted to hear it.” And
+she gathered up her cloak and gloves.
+
+Meeting Rupert Waterville the next day, as he often did, at the Saint
+George’s Club, which offers a much-appreciated hospitality to secretaries
+of legation and to the natives of the countries they assist in
+representing, Littlemore let him know that his prophecy had been
+fulfilled and that Lady Demesne had been making proposals for an
+interview. “My sister read me a desperate letter from her.”
+
+Our young man was all critical attention again. “‘Desperate’?”
+
+“The letter of a woman so scared that she’ll do anything. I may be a
+great brute, but her scare amuses me.”
+
+“You’re in the position of Olivier de Jalin in _Le Demi-Monde_,”
+Waterville remarked.
+
+“In _Le Demi-Monde_?” Littlemore was not quick at catching literary
+allusions.
+
+“Don’t you remember the play we saw in Paris? Or like Don Fabrice in
+_L’Aventurière_. A bad woman tries to marry an honourable man, who
+doesn’t know how bad she is, and they who do know step in and push her
+back.”
+
+“Yes, it comes to me. There was a good deal of lying,” Littlemore
+recalled, “all round.”
+
+“They prevented the marriage, however—which is the great thing.”
+
+“The great thing if your heart’s set! One of the active parties was the
+intimate friend of the man in love, the other was his son. Demesne’s
+nothing at all to me.”
+
+“He’s a very good fellow,” said Waterville.
+
+“Then go and talk to him.”
+
+“Play the part of Olivier de Jalin? Oh I can’t. I’m not Olivier. But I
+think I do wish he’d corner me of himself. Mrs. Headway oughtn’t really
+to be allowed to pass.”
+
+“I wish to heaven they’d let me alone,” Littlemore murmured ruefully and
+staring a while out of the window.
+
+“Do you still hold to that theory you propounded in Paris? Are you
+willing to commit perjury?” Waterville asked.
+
+“Assuredly I can refuse to answer questions—even that one.”
+
+“As I told you before, that will amount to a condemnation.”
+
+Longmore frowningly debated. “It may amount to what it pleases. I guess
+I’ll go back to Paris.”
+
+“That will be the same as not answering. But it’s quite the best thing
+you can do. I’ve really been thinking it out,” Waterville continued,
+“and I don’t hold that from the point of view of social good faith she’s
+an article we ought to contribute—!” He looked at the matter clearly now
+from a great elevation; his tone, the expression of his face, betrayed
+this lofty flight; the effect of which, as he glanced down at his
+didactic young friend, Littlemore found peculiarly irritating.
+
+He shifted about. “No, after all, hanged if they shall drive me away!”
+he exclaimed abruptly; and he walked off while his companion wondered.
+
+
+
+X
+
+
+The morning after this the elder man received a note from Mrs. Headway—a
+short and simple note, consisting merely of the words: “I shall be at
+home this afternoon; will you come and see me at five? I’ve something
+particular to say to you.” He sent no answer to the question, but went
+to the little house in Chesterfield Street at the hour its mistress had
+proposed.
+
+“I don’t believe you know what sort of a woman I _am_!” she began as soon
+as he stood before her.
+
+“Oh Lord!” Littlemore groaned as he dropped into a chair. Then he added:
+“Please don’t strike up _that_ air!”
+
+“Ah, but it’s exactly what I’ve wanted to say. It’s very important. You
+don’t know me—you don’t understand me. You think you do—but you don’t.”
+
+“It isn’t for the want of your having told me—many many times!” And
+Littlemore had a hard critical smile, irritated as he was at so austere a
+prospect. The last word of all was decidedly that Mrs. Headway was a
+dreadful bore. It was always the last word about such women, who never
+really deserved to be spared.
+
+She glared at him a little on this; her face was no longer the hospitable
+inn-front with the showy sign of the Smile. The sign had come down; she
+looked sharp and strained, almost old; the change was complete. It made
+her serious as he had never seen her—having seen her always only either
+too pleased or too disgusted. “Yes, I know; men are so stupid. They
+know nothing about women but what women tell them. And women tell them
+things on purpose to see how stupid they can be. I’ve told you things
+like that just for amusement when it was dull. If you believed them it
+was your own fault. But now I want you really to know.”
+
+“I don’t want to know. I know enough.”
+
+“How do you mean you know enough?” she cried with all her sincerity.
+“What business have you to know anything?” The poor little woman, in her
+passionate purpose, was not obliged to be consistent, and the loud laugh
+with which Littlemore greeted this must have seemed to her unduly harsh.
+“You shall know what I want you to know, however. You think me a bad
+woman—you don’t respect me; I told you that in Paris. I’ve done things I
+don’t understand, myself, to-day; that I admit as fully as you please.
+But I’ve completely changed, and I want to change everything. You ought
+to enter into that, you ought to see what I want. I hate everything that
+has happened to me before this; I loathe it, I despise it. I went on
+that way trying—trying one thing and another. But now I’ve got what I
+want. Do you expect me to go down on my knees to you? I believe I will,
+I’m so anxious. You can help me—no one else can do a thing; they’re only
+waiting to see if _he’ll_ do it. I told you in Paris you could help me,
+and it’s just as true now. Say a good word for me for Christ’s sake!
+You haven’t lifted your little finger, or I should know it by this time.
+It will just make the difference. Or if your sister would come and see
+me I should be all right. Women are pitiless, pitiless, and you’re
+pitiless too. It isn’t that Mrs. Dolphin’s anything so great, most of my
+friends are better than that!—but she’s the one woman who _knows_, and
+every one seems to know she knows. _He_ knows it, and he knows she
+doesn’t come. So she kills me—she kills me! I understand perfectly what
+he wants—I’ll do everything, be anything, I’ll be the most perfect wife.
+The old woman will adore me when she knows me—it’s too stupid of her not
+to see. Everything in the past’s over; it has all fallen away from me;
+it’s the life of another woman. This was what I wanted; I knew I should
+find it some day. I knew I should be at home in the best—and with the
+highest. What could I do in those horrible places? I had to take what I
+could. But now I’ve got nice surroundings. I want you to do me justice.
+You’ve never done me justice. That’s what I sent for you for.”
+
+Littlemore had suddenly ceased to be bored, but a variety of feelings had
+taken the place of that one. It was impossible not to be touched; she
+really meant what she said. People don’t change their nature, but they
+change their desires, their ideal, their effort. This incoherent
+passionate plea was an assurance that she was literally panting to be
+respectable. But the poor woman, whatever she did, was condemned, as he
+had said of old, in Paris, to Waterville, to be only half right. The
+colour rose to her visitor’s face as he listened to her outpouring of
+anxiety and egotism; she hadn’t managed her early life very well, but
+there was no need of her going down on her knees. “It’s very painful to
+me to hear all this. You’re under no obligation to say such things to
+me. You entirely misconceive my attitude—my influence.”
+
+“Oh yes, you shirk it—you only wish to shirk it!” she cried, flinging
+away fiercely the sofa-cushion on which she had been resting.
+
+“Marry whom you damn please!” Littlemore quite shouted, springing to his
+feet.
+
+He had hardly spoken when the door was thrown open and the servant
+announced Sir Arthur Demesne. This shy adventurer entered with a certain
+briskness, but stopped short on seeing Mrs. Headway engaged with another
+guest. Recognising Littlemore, however, he gave a light exclamation
+which might have passed for a greeting. Mrs. Headway, who had risen as
+he came in, looked with wonderful eyes from one of the men to the other;
+then, like a person who had a sudden inspiration, she clasped her hands
+together and cried out: “I’m so glad you’ve met. If I had arranged it it
+couldn’t be better!”
+
+“If you had arranged it?” said Sir Arthur, crinkling a little his high
+white forehead, while the conviction rose before Littlemore that she had
+indeed arranged it.
+
+“I’m going to do something very queer”—and her extravagant manner
+confirmed her words.
+
+“You’re excited, I’m afraid you’re ill.” Sir Arthur stood there with his
+hat and his stick; he was evidently much annoyed.
+
+“It’s an excellent opportunity; you must forgive me if I take advantage.”
+And she flashed a tender touching ray at the Baronet. “I’ve wanted this
+a long time—perhaps you’ve seen I wanted it. Mr. Littlemore has known me
+from far back; he’s an old old friend. I told you that in Paris, don’t
+you remember? Well he’s my only one, and I want him to speak for me.”
+Her eyes had turned now to Littlemore; they rested upon him with a
+sweetness that only made the whole proceeding more audacious. She had
+begun to smile again, though she was visibly trembling. “He’s my only
+one,” she continued; “it’s a great pity, you ought to have known others.
+But I’m very much alone and must make the best of what I have. I want so
+much that some one else than myself should speak for me. Women usually
+can ask that service of a relative or of another woman. I can’t; it’s a
+great pity, but it’s not my fault, it’s my misfortune. None of my people
+are here—I’m terribly alone in the world. But Mr. Littlemore will tell
+you; he’ll say he has known me for ever so long. He’ll tell you if he
+knows any reason—if there’s anything against me. He has been wanting the
+chance—he thought he couldn’t begin himself. You see I treat you as an
+old friend, dear Mr. Littlemore. I’ll leave you with Sir Arthur. You’ll
+both excuse me.” The expression of her face, turned towards Littlemore
+as she delivered herself of this singular proposal, had the intentness of
+a magician who wishes to work a spell. She darted at Sir Arthur another
+pleading ray and then swept out of the room.
+
+The two men remained in the extraordinary position she had created for
+them; neither of them moved even to open the door for her. She closed it
+behind her, and for a moment there was a deep portentous silence. Sir
+Arthur Demesne, very pale, stared hard at the carpet.
+
+“I’m placed in an impossible situation,” Littlemore said at last, “and I
+don’t imagine you accept it any more than I do.” His fellow-visitor kept
+the same attitude, neither looking up nor answering. Littlemore felt a
+sudden gush of pity for him. Of course he couldn’t accept the situation,
+but all the same he was half-sick with anxiety to see how this
+nondescript American, who was both so precious and so superfluous, so
+easy and so abysmal, would consider Mrs. Headway’s challenge. “Have you
+any question to ask me?” Littlemore went on. At which Sir Arthur looked
+up. The other had seen the look before; he had described it to
+Waterville after Mrs. Headway’s admirer came to call on him in Paris.
+There were other things mingled with it now—shame, annoyance, pride; but
+the great thing, the intense desire to _know_, was paramount. “Good God,
+how can I tell him?” seemed to hum in Littlemore’s ears.
+
+Sir Arthur’s hesitation would have been of the briefest; but his
+companion heard the tick of the clock while it lasted. “Certainly I’ve
+no question to ask,” the young man said in a voice of cool almost
+insolent surprise.
+
+“Good-day then, confound you.”
+
+“The same to you!”
+
+But Littlemore left him in possession. He expected to find Mrs. Headway
+at the foot of the staircase; but he quitted the house without
+interruption.
+
+On the morrow, after luncheon, as he was leaving the vain retreat at
+Queen Anne’s Gate, the postman handed him a letter. Littlemore opened
+and read it on the steps, an operation which took but a moment.
+
+ DEAR MR. LITTLEMORE—It will interest you to know that I’m engaged to
+ be married to Sir Arthur Demesne and that our marriage is to take
+ place as soon as their stupid old Parliament rises. But it’s not to
+ come out for some days, and I’m sure I can trust meanwhile to your
+ complete discretion.
+
+ Yours very sincerely,
+ NANCY H.
+
+ _P.S._—He made me a terrible scene for what I did yesterday, but he
+ came back in the evening and we fixed it all right. That’s how the
+ thing comes to be settled. He won’t tell me what passed between
+ you—he requested me never to allude to the subject. I don’t care—I
+ was bound you should speak!
+
+Littlemore thrust this epistle into his pocket and marched away with it.
+He had come out on various errands, but he forgot his business for the
+time and before he knew it had walked into Hyde Park. He left the
+carriages and riders to one side and followed the Serpentine into
+Kensington Gardens, of which he made the complete circuit. He felt
+annoyed, and more disappointed than he understood—than he would have
+understood if he had tried. Now that Nancy Beck had succeeded her
+success was an irritation, and he was almost sorry he hadn’t said to Sir
+Arthur: “Oh well, she was pretty bad, you know.” However, now they were
+at one they would perhaps leave him alone. He walked the irritation off
+and before he went about his original purposes had ceased to think of
+Mrs. Headway. He went home at six o’clock, and the servant who admitted
+him informed him in doing so that Mrs. Dolphin had requested he should be
+told on his return that she wished to see him in the drawing-room. “It’s
+another trap!” he said to himself instinctively; but in spite of this
+reflexion he went upstairs. On entering his sister’s presence he found
+she had a visitor. This visitor, to all appearance on the point of
+departing, was a tall elderly woman, and the two ladies stood together in
+the middle of the room.
+
+“I’m so glad you’ve come back,” said Mrs. Dolphin without meeting her
+brother’s eye. “I want so much to introduce you to Lady Demesne that I
+hoped you’d come in. Must you really go—won’t you stay a little?” she
+added, turning to her companion; and without waiting for an answer went
+on hastily: “I must leave you a moment—excuse me. I’ll come back!”
+Before he knew it Littlemore found himself alone with her ladyship and
+understood that since he hadn’t been willing to go and see her she had
+taken upon herself to make an advance. It had the queerest effect, all
+the same, to see his sister playing the same tricks as Nancy Beck!
+
+“Ah, she must be in a fidget!” he said to himself as he stood before Lady
+Demesne. She looked modest and aloof, even timid, as far as a tall
+serene woman who carried her head very well could look so; and she was
+such a different type from Mrs. Headway that his present vision of
+Nancy’s triumph gave her by contrast something of the dignity of the
+vanquished. It made him feel as sorry for her as he had felt for her
+son. She lost no time; she went straight to the point. She evidently
+felt that in the situation in which she had placed herself her only
+advantage could consist in being simple and business-like.
+
+“I’m so fortunate as to catch you. I wish so much to ask you if you can
+give me any information about a person you know and about whom I have
+been in correspondence with Mrs. Dolphin. I mean Mrs. Headway.”
+
+“Won’t you sit down?” asked Littlemore.
+
+“No, thank you. I’ve only a moment.”
+
+“May I ask you why you make this inquiry?”
+
+“Of course I must give you my reason. I’m afraid my son will marry her.”
+
+Littlemore was puzzled—then saw she wasn’t yet aware of the fact imparted
+to him in Mrs. Headway’s note. “You don’t like her?” he asked,
+exaggerating, in spite of himself, the interrogative inflexion.
+
+“Not at all,” said Lady Demesne, smiling and looking at him. Her smile
+was gentle, without rancour; he thought it almost beautiful.
+
+“What would you like me to say?” he asked.
+
+“Whether you think her respectable.”
+
+“What good will that do you? How can it possibly affect the event?”
+
+“It will do me no good, of course, if your opinion’s favourable. But if
+you tell me it’s not I shall be able to say to my son that the one person
+in London who has known her more than six months thinks so and so of
+her.”
+
+This speech, on Lady Demesne’s clear lips, evoked no protest from her
+listener. He had suddenly become conscious of the need to utter the
+simple truth with which he had answered Rupert Waterville’s first
+question at the Théâtre Français. He brought it out. “I don’t think
+Mrs. Headway respectable.”
+
+“I was sure you would say that.” She seemed to pant a little.
+
+“I can say nothing more—not a word. That’s my opinion. I don’t think it
+will help you.”
+
+“I think it will. I wanted to have it from your own lips. That makes
+all the difference,” said Lady Demesne. “I’m exceedingly obliged to
+you.” And she offered him her hand; after which he accompanied her in
+silence to the door.
+
+He felt no discomfort, no remorse, at what he had said; he only felt
+relief—presumably because he believed it would make no difference. It
+made a difference only in what was at the bottom of all things—his own
+sense of fitness. He only wished he had driven it home that Mrs. Headway
+would probably be for her son a capital wife. But that at least would
+make no difference. He requested his sister, who had wondered greatly at
+the brevity of his interview with her friend, to spare him all questions
+on the subject; and Mrs. Dolphin went about for some days in the happy
+faith that there were to be no dreadful Americans in English society
+compromising her native land.
+
+Her faith, however, was short-lived. Nothing had made any difference; it
+was perhaps too late. The London world heard in the first days of July,
+not that Sir Arthur Demesne was to marry Mrs. Headway, but that the pair
+had been privately and, it was to be hoped as regards Mrs. Headway on
+this occasion, indissolubly united. His mother gave neither sign nor
+sound; she only retired to the country.
+
+“I think you might have done differently,” said Mrs. Dolphin, very pale,
+to her brother. “But of course everything will come out now.”
+
+“Yes, and make her more the fashion than ever!” Littlemore answered with
+cynical laughter. After his little interview with the elder Lady Demesne
+he didn’t feel at liberty to call again on the younger; and he never
+learned—he never even wished to know—whether in the pride of her success
+she forgave him.
+
+Waterville—it was very strange—was positively scandalised at this
+success. He held that Mrs. Headway ought never to have been allowed to
+marry a confiding gentleman, and he used in speaking to Littlemore the
+same words as Mrs. Dolphin. He thought Littlemore might have done
+differently. But he spoke with such vehemence that Littlemore looked at
+him hard—hard enough to make him blush. “Did you want to marry her
+yourself?” his friend inquired. “My dear fellow, you’re in love with
+her! That’s what’s the matter with you.”
+
+This, however, blushing still more, Waterville indignantly denied. A
+little later he heard from New York that people were beginning to ask who
+in the world Lady Demesne “had been.”
+
+
+
+
+AN INTERNATIONAL EPISODE
+
+
+I
+
+
+Four years ago—in 1874—two young Englishmen had occasion to go to the
+United States. They crossed the ocean at midsummer and, arriving in New
+York on the first day of August, were much struck with the high, the
+torrid temperature. Disembarking upon the wharf they climbed into one of
+the huge high-hung coaches that convey passengers to the hotels, and with
+a great deal of bouncing and bumping they took their course through
+Broadway. The midsummer aspect of New York is doubtless not the most
+engaging, though nothing perhaps could well more solicit an alarmed
+attention. Of quite other sense and sound from those of any typical
+English street was the endless rude channel, rich in incongruities,
+through which our two travellers advanced—looking out on either side at
+the rough animation of the sidewalks, at the high-coloured heterogeneous
+architecture, at the huge white marble façades that, bedizened with
+gilded lettering, seemed to glare in the strong crude light, at the
+multifarious awnings, banners and streamers, at the extraordinary number
+of omnibuses, horse-cars and other democratic vehicles, at the vendors of
+cooling fluids, the white trousers and big straw hats of the policemen,
+the tripping gait of the modish young persons on the pavement, the
+general brightness, newness, juvenility, both of people and things. The
+young men had exchanged few observations, but in crossing Union Square,
+in front of the monument to Washington—in the very shadow indeed
+projected by the image of the _pater patriae_—one of them remarked to the
+other: “Awfully rum place.”
+
+“Ah, very odd, very odd,” said the other, who was the clever man of the
+two.
+
+“Pity it’s so beastly hot,” resumed the first speaker after a pause.
+
+“You know we’re in a low latitude,” said the clever man.
+
+“I daresay,” remarked his friend.
+
+“I wonder,” said the second speaker presently, “if they can give one a
+bath.”
+
+“I daresay not,” the other returned.
+
+“Oh I say!” cried his comrade.
+
+This animated discussion dropped on their arrival at the hotel,
+recommended to them by an American gentleman whose acquaintance they had
+made—with whom, indeed, they had become very intimate—on the steamer and
+who had proposed to accompany them to the inn and introduce them in a
+friendly way to the proprietor. This plan, however, had been defeated by
+their friend’s finding his “partner” in earnest attendance on the wharf,
+with urgent claims on his immediate presence of mind. But the two
+Englishmen, with nothing beyond their national prestige and personal
+graces to recommend them, were very well received at the hotel, which had
+an air of capacious hospitality. They found a bath not unattainable and
+were indeed struck with the facilities for prolonged and reiterated
+immersion with which their apartment was supplied. After bathing a good
+deal—more indeed than they had ever done before on a single occasion—they
+made their way to the dining-room of the hotel, which was a spacious
+restaurant with a fountain in the middle, a great many tall plants in
+ornamental tubs and an array of French waiters. The first dinner on
+land, after a sea-voyage, is in any connexion a delightful hour, and
+there was much that ministered to ease in the general situation of our
+young men. They were formed for good spirits and addicted and appointed
+to hilarity; they were more observant than they appeared; they were, in
+an inarticulate accidentally dissimulative fashion, capable of high
+appreciation. This was perhaps especially the case with the elder, who
+was also, as I have said, the man of talent. They sat down at a little
+table which was a very different affair from the great clattering see-saw
+in the saloon of the steamer. The wide doors and windows of the
+restaurant stood open, beneath large awnings, to a wide expanse studded
+with other plants in tubs and rows of spreading trees—beyond which
+appeared a large shady square without palings and with marble-paved
+walks. And above the vivid verdure rose other façades of white marble
+and of pale chocolate-coloured stone, squaring themselves against the
+deep blue sky. Here, outside, in the light and the shade and the heat,
+was a great tinkling of the bells of innumerable street-cars and a
+constant strolling and shuffling and rustling of many pedestrians,
+extremely frequent among whom were young women in Pompadour-looking
+dresses. The place within was cool and vaguely lighted; with the plash
+of water, the odour of flowers and the flitting of French waiters, as I
+have said, on soundless carpets.
+
+“It’s rather like Paris, you know,” said the younger of our two
+travellers.
+
+“It’s like Paris—only more so,” his companion returned.
+
+“I suppose it’s the French waiters,” said the first speaker. “Why don’t
+they have French waiters in London?”
+
+“Ah, but fancy a French waiter at a London club!” said his friend.
+
+The elder man stared as if he couldn’t fancy it. “In Paris I’m very apt
+to dine at a place where there’s an English waiter. Don’t you know,
+what’s-his-name’s, close to the thingumbob? They always set an English
+waiter at me. I suppose they think I can’t speak French.”
+
+“No more you can!” And this candid critic unfolded his napkin.
+
+The other paid no heed whatever to his candour. “I say,” the latter
+resumed in a moment, “I suppose we must learn to speak American. I
+suppose we must take lessons.”
+
+“I can’t make them out, you know,” said the clever man.
+
+“What the deuce is _he_ saying?” asked his comrade, appealing from the
+French waiter.
+
+“He’s recommending some soft-shell crabs,” said the clever man.
+
+And so, in a desultory view of the mysteries of the new world bristling
+about them, the young Englishmen proceeded to dine—going in largely, as
+the phrase is, for cooling draughts and dishes, as to which their
+attendant submitted to them a hundred alternatives. After dinner they
+went out and slowly walked about the neighbouring streets. The early
+dusk of waning summer was at hand, but the heat still very great. The
+pavements were hot even to the stout boot-soles of the British
+travellers, and the trees along the kerb-stone emitted strange exotic
+odours. The young men wandered through the adjoining square—that queer
+place without palings and with marble walks arranged in black and white
+lozenges. There were a great many benches crowded with shabby-looking
+people, and the visitors remarked very justly that it wasn’t much like
+Grosvenor Square. On one side was an enormous hotel, lifting up into the
+hot darkness an immense array of open and brightly-lighted windows. At
+the base of this populous structure was an eternal jangle of horse-cars,
+and all round it, in the upper dusk, a sinister hum of mosquitoes. The
+ground-floor of the hotel, figuring a huge transparent cage, flung a wide
+glare of gaslight into the street, of which it formed a public adjunct,
+absorbing and emitting the passers-by promiscuously. The young
+Englishmen went in with every one else, from curiosity, and saw a couple
+of hundred men sitting on divans along a great marble-paved corridor,
+their legs variously stretched out, together with several dozen more
+standing in a queue, as at the ticket-office of a railway station, before
+a vast marble altar of sacrifice, a thing shaped like the counter of a
+huge shop. These latter persons, who carried portmanteaus in their
+hands, had a dejected exhausted look; their garments were not fresh, as
+if telling of some rush, or some fight, for life, and they seemed to
+render mystic tribute to a magnificent young man with a waxed moustache
+and a shirt front adorned with diamond buttons, who every now and then
+dropped a cold glance over their multitudinous patience. They were
+American citizens doing homage to an hotel-clerk.
+
+“I’m glad he didn’t tell us to go there,” said one of our Englishmen,
+alluding to their friend on the steamer, who had told them so many
+things. They walked up the Fifth Avenue, where he had, for instance,
+told them all the first families lived. But the first families were out
+of town, and our friends had but the satisfaction of seeing some of the
+second—or perhaps even the third—taking the evening air on balconies and
+high flights of doorsteps in streets at right angles to the main straight
+channel. They went a little way down one of these side-streets and there
+saw young ladies in white dresses—charming-looking persons—seated in
+graceful attitudes on the chocolate-coloured steps. In one or two places
+these young ladies were conversing across the street with other young
+ladies seated in similar postures and costumes in front of the opposite
+houses, and in the warm night air their colloquial tones sounded
+strangely in the ears of the young Englishmen. One of the latter,
+nevertheless—the younger—betrayed a disposition to intercept some stray
+item of this interchange and see what it would lead to; but his companion
+observed pertinently enough that he had better be careful. They mustn’t
+begin by making mistakes.
+
+“But he told us, you know—he told us,” urged the young man, alluding
+again to the friend on the steamer.
+
+“Never mind what he told us!” answered his elder, who, if he had more
+years and a more developed wit, was also apparently more of a moralist.
+
+By bedtime—in their impatience to taste of a terrestrial couch again our
+seafarers went to bed early—it was still insufferably hot, and the buzz
+of the mosquitoes at the open windows might have passed for an audible
+crepitation of the temperature. “We can’t stand this, you know,” the
+young Englishmen said to each other; and they tossed about all night more
+boisterously than they had been tossed by Atlantic billows. On the
+morrow their first thought was that they would re-embark that day for
+England, but it then occurred to them they might find an asylum nearer at
+hand. The cave of Æolus became their ideal of comfort, and they wondered
+where the Americans went when wishing to cool off. They hadn’t the least
+idea, and resolved to apply for information to Mr. J. L. Westgate. This
+was the name—inscribed in a bold hand on the back of a letter carefully
+preserved in the pocket-book of our younger gentleman. Beneath the
+address, in the left-hand corner of the envelope, were the words
+“Introducing Lord Lambeth and Percy Beaumont Esq.” The letter had been
+given to the two Englishmen by a good friend of theirs in London, who had
+been in America two years previously and had singled out Mr. J. L.
+Westgate from the many friends he had left there as the consignee, as it
+were, of his compatriots. “He’s really very decent,” the Englishman in
+London had said, “and he has an awfully pretty wife. He’s tremendously
+hospitable—he’ll do everything in the world for you, and as he knows
+every one over there it’s quite needless I should give you any other
+introduction. He’ll make you see every one—trust him for the right
+kick-off. He has a tremendously pretty wife.” It was natural that in
+the hour of tribulation Lord Lambeth and Mr. Percy Beaumont should have
+bethought themselves of so possible a benefactor; all the more so that he
+lived in the Fifth Avenue and that the Fifth Avenue, as they had
+ascertained the night before, was contiguous to their hotel. “Ten to one
+he’ll be out of town,” said Percy Beaumont; “but we can at least find out
+where he has gone and can at once give chase. He can’t possibly have
+gone to a hotter place, you know.”
+
+“Oh there’s only one hotter place,” said Lord Lambeth, “and I hope he
+hasn’t gone there.”
+
+They strolled along the shady side of the street to the number indicated
+by the precious letter. The house presented an imposing
+chocolate-coloured expanse, relieved by facings and window-cornices of
+florid sculpture and by a couple of dusty rose-trees which clambered over
+the balconies and the portico. This last-mentioned feature was
+approached by a monumental flight of steps.
+
+“Rather better than a dirty London thing,” said Lord Lambeth, looking
+down from this altitude after they had rung the bell.
+
+“It depends upon what London thing you mean,” replied his companion.
+“You’ve a tremendous chance to get wet between the house-door and your
+carriage.”
+
+“Well,” said Lord Lambeth, glancing at the blaze of the sky, “I ‘guess’
+it doesn’t rain so much here!”
+
+The door was opened by a long negro in a white jacket, who grinned
+familiarly when Lord Lambeth asked for Mr. Westgate. “He ain’t at home,
+sir; he’s down town at his office.”
+
+“Oh at his office?” said the visitors. “And when will he be at home?”
+
+“Well, when he goes out dis way in de mo’ning he ain’t liable to come
+home all day.”
+
+This was discouraging; but the address of Mr. Westgate’s office was
+freely imparted by the intelligent black and was taken down by Percy
+Beaumont in his pocket-book. The comrades then returned, languidly
+enough, to their hotel and sent for a hackney-coach; and in this
+commodious vehicle they rolled comfortably down town. They measured the
+whole length of Broadway again and found it a path of fire; and then,
+deflecting to the left, were deposited by their conductor before a fresh
+light ornamental structure, ten stories high, in a street crowded with
+keen-faced light-limbed young men who were running about very nimbly and
+stopping each other eagerly at corners and in doorways. Passing under
+portals that were as the course of a twofold torrent, they were
+introduced by one of the keen-faced young men—he was a charming fellow in
+wonderful cream-coloured garments and a hat with a blue ribbon, who had
+evidently recognised them as aliens and helpless—to a very snug hydraulic
+elevator, in which they took their place with many other persons and
+which, shooting upward in its vertical socket, presently projected them
+into the seventh heaven, as it were, of the edifice. Here, after brief
+delay, they found themselves face to face with the friend of their friend
+in London. His office was composed of several conjoined rooms, and they
+waited very silently in one of these after they had sent in their letter
+and their cards. The letter was not one it would take Mr. Westgate very
+long to read, but he came out to speak to them more instantly than they
+could have expected; he had evidently jumped up from work. He was a tall
+lean personage and was dressed all in fresh white linen; he had a thin
+sharp familiar face, a face suggesting one of the ingenious modern
+objects with alternative uses, good as a blade or as a hammer, good for
+the deeps and for the shallows. His forehead was high but expressive,
+his eyes sharp but amused, and a large brown moustache, which concealed
+his mouth, made his chin, beneath it, look small. Relaxed though he was
+at this moment Lord Lambeth judged him on the spot tremendously clever.
+
+“How do you do, Lord Lambeth, how do you do, sir?”—he held the open
+letter in his hand. “I’m very glad to meet you—I hope you’re very well.
+You had better come in here—I think it’s cooler”; and he led the way into
+another room, where there were law-books and papers and where windows
+opened wide under striped awnings. Just opposite one of the windows, on
+a line with his eyes, Lord Lambeth observed the weather-vane of a
+church-steeple. The uproar of the street sounded infinitely far below,
+and his lordship felt high indeed in the air. “I say it’s cooler,”
+pursued their host, “but everything’s relative. How do you stand the
+heat?”
+
+“I can’t say we like it,” said Lord Lambeth; “but Beaumont likes it
+better than I.”
+
+“Well, I guess it will break,” Mr. Westgate cheerfully declared; “there’s
+never anything bad over here but it does break. It was very hot when
+Captain Littledale was here; he did nothing but drink sherry-cobblers.
+He expresses some doubt in his letter whether I shall remember him—as if
+I don’t remember once mixing six sherry-cobblers for him in about fifteen
+minutes. I hope you left him well. I’d be glad to mix him some more.”
+
+“Oh yes, he’s all right—and without _them_,” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“I’m always very glad to see your countrymen,” Mr. Westgate pursued. “I
+thought it would be time some of you should be coming along. A friend of
+mine was saying to me only a day or two ago, ‘It’s time for the
+water-melons and the Englishmen.’”
+
+“The Englishmen and the water-melons just now are about the same thing,”
+Percy Beaumont observed with a wipe of his dripping forehead.
+
+“Ah well, we’ll put you on ice as we do the melons. You must go down to
+Newport.”
+
+“We’ll go anywhere!” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“Yes, you want to go to Newport; that’s what you want to do.” Mr.
+Westgate was very positive. “But let’s see—when did you get here?”
+
+“Only yesterday,” said Percy Beaumont.
+
+“Ah yes, by the _Russia_. Where are you staying?”
+
+“At the Hanover, I think they call it.”
+
+“Pretty comfortable?” inquired Mr. Westgate.
+
+“It seems a capital place, but I can’t say we like the gnats,” said Lord
+Lambeth.
+
+Mr. Westgate stared and laughed. “Oh no, of course you don’t like the
+gnats. We shall expect you to like a good many things over here, but we
+shan’t insist on your liking the gnats; though certainly you’ll admit
+that, as gnats, they’re big things, eh? But you oughtn’t to remain in
+the city.”
+
+“So we think,” said Lord Lambeth. “If you’d kindly suggest something—”
+
+“Suggest something, my dear sir?”—and Mr. Westgate looked him over with
+narrowed eyelids. “Open your mouth and shut your eyes! Leave it to me
+and I’ll fix you all right. It’s a matter of national pride with me that
+all Englishmen should have a good time, and as I’ve been through a good
+deal with them I’ve learned to minister to their wants. I find they
+generally want the true thing. So just please consider yourselves my
+property; and if any one should try to appropriate you please say, ‘Hands
+off—too late for the market.’ But let’s see,” continued the American
+with his face of toil, his voice of leisure and his general intention,
+apparently, of everything; “let’s see: are you going to make something of
+a stay, Lord Lambeth?”
+
+“Oh dear no,” said the young Englishman; “my cousin was to make this
+little visit, so I just came with him, at an hour’s notice, for the
+lark.”
+
+“Is it your first time over here?”
+
+“Oh dear yes.”
+
+“I was obliged to come on some business,” Percy Beaumont explained, “and
+I brought Lambeth along for company.”
+
+“And _you_ have been here before, sir?”
+
+“Never, never!”
+
+“I thought from your referring to business—” Mr. Westgate threw off.
+
+“Oh you see I’m just acting for some English shareholders by way of legal
+advice. Some of my friends—well, if the truth must be told,” Mr.
+Beaumont laughed—“have a grievance against one of your confounded
+railways, and they’ve asked me to come and judge, if possible, on the
+spot, what they can hope.”
+
+Mr. Westgate’s amused eyes grew almost tender. “What’s your railroad?”
+he asked.
+
+“The Tennessee Central.”
+
+The American tilted back his chair and poised it an instant. “Well, I’m
+sorry you want to attack one of our institutions. But I guess you had
+better enjoy yourself _first_!”
+
+“I’m certainly rather afraid I can’t work in this weather,” the young
+emissary confessed.
+
+“Leave that to the natives,” said Mr. Westgate. “Leave the Tennessee
+Central to me, Mr. Beaumont. I guess I can tell you more about it than
+most any one. But I didn’t know you Englishmen ever did any work—in the
+upper classes.”
+
+“Oh we do a lot of work, don’t we, Lambeth?” Percy Beaumont appealed.
+
+“I must certainly be back early for _my_ engagements,” said his companion
+irrelevantly but gently.
+
+“For the shooting, eh? or is it the yachting or the hunting or the
+fishing?” inquired his entertainer.
+
+“Oh I must be in Scotland,”—and Lord Lambeth just amiably blushed.
+
+“Well, then,” Mr. Westgate returned, “you had better amuse yourself first
+also. You must go right down and see Mrs. Westgate.”
+
+“We should be so happy—if you’d kindly tell us the train,” said Percy
+Beaumont.
+
+“You don’t take any train. You take a boat.”
+
+“Oh I see. And what is the name of—a—the—a—town?”
+
+“It’s a regular old city—don’t you let them hear you call it a village or
+a hamlet or anything of that kind. They’d half-kill you. Only it’s a
+city of pleasure—of lawns and gardens and verandahs and views and, above
+all, of good Samaritans,” Mr. Westgate developed. “But you’ll see what
+Newport is. It’s cool. That’s the principal thing. You’ll greatly
+oblige me by going down there and putting yourself in the hands of Mrs.
+Westgate. It isn’t perhaps for me to say it, but you couldn’t be in
+better ones. Also in those of her sister, who’s staying with her. She’s
+half-crazy about Englishmen. She thinks there’s nothing like them.”
+
+“Mrs. Westgate or—a—her sister?” asked Percy Beaumont modestly, yet in
+the tone of a collector of characteristic facts.
+
+“Oh I mean my wife,” said Mr. Westgate. “I don’t suppose my
+sister-in-law knows much about them yet. You’ll show her anyhow. She
+has always led a very quiet life. She has lived in Boston.”
+
+Percy Beaumont listened with interest. “That, I believe, is the most
+intellectual centre.”
+
+“Well, yes—Boston knows it’s central and feels it’s intellectual. I
+don’t go there much—I stay round here,” Mr. Westgate more loosely
+pursued.
+
+“I say, you know, _we_ ought to go there,” Lord Lambeth broke out to his
+companion.
+
+“Oh Lord Lambeth, wait till the great heat’s over!” Mr. Westgate
+interposed. “Boston in this weather would be very trying; it’s not the
+temperature for intellectual exertion. At Boston, you know, you have to
+pass an examination at the city limits, and when you come away they give
+you a kind of degree.”
+
+Lord Lambeth flushed himself, in his charming way, with wonder, though
+his friend glanced to make sure he wasn’t looking too credulous—they had
+heard so much about American practices. He decided in time, at any rate,
+to take a safe middle course. “I daresay it’s very jolly.”
+
+“I daresay it is,” Mr. Westgate returned. “Only I must impress on you
+that at present—to-morrow morning at an early hour—you’ll be expected at
+Newport. We have a house there—many of our most prominent citizens and
+society leaders go there for the summer. I’m not sure that at this very
+moment my wife can take you in—she has a lot of people staying with her.
+I don’t know who they all are—only she may have no room. But you can
+begin with the hotel and meanwhile you can live at my house. In that
+way—simply sleeping at the hotel—you’ll find it tolerable. For the rest
+you must make yourself at home at my place. You mustn’t be shy, you
+know; if you’re only here for a month that will be a great waste of time.
+Mrs. Westgate won’t neglect you, and you had better not undertake to
+resist her. I know something about that. I guess you’ll find some
+pretty girls on the premises. I shall write to my wife by this
+afternoon’s mail, and to-morrow she and Miss Alden will look out for you.
+Just walk right in and get into touch. Your steamer leaves from this
+part of the city, and I’ll send right out and get you a cabin. Then at
+half-past four o’clock just call for me here, and I’ll go with you and
+put you on board. It’s a big boat; you might get lost. A few days
+hence, at the end of the week, I don’t know but I’ll come down myself and
+see how you are.”
+
+The two young Englishmen inaugurated the policy of not resisting Mrs.
+Westgate by submitting, with great docility and thankfulness, to her
+husband. He was evidently a clear thinker, and he made an impression on
+his visitors; his hospitality seemed to recommend itself consciously—with
+a friendly wink, as might be, hinting judicially that you couldn’t make a
+better bargain. Lord Lambeth and his cousin left their entertainer to
+his labours and returned to their hotel, where they spent three or four
+hours in their respective shower-baths. Percy Beaumont had suggested
+that they ought to see something of the town, but “Oh damn the town!” his
+noble kinsman had rejoined. They returned to Mr. Westgate’s office in a
+carriage, with their luggage, very punctually; but it must be reluctantly
+recorded that this time he so kept them waiting that they felt themselves
+miss their previous escape and were deterred only by an amiable modesty
+from dispensing with his attendance and starting on a hasty scramble to
+embark. But when at last he appeared and the carriage plunged into the
+purlieus of Broadway they jolted and jostled to such good purpose that
+they reached the huge white vessel while the bell for departure was still
+ringing and the absorption of passengers still active. It was indeed, as
+Mr. Westgate had said, a big boat, and his leadership in the innumerable
+and interminable corridors and cabins, with which he seemed perfectly
+acquainted and of which any one and every one appeared to have the
+_entrée_, was very grateful to the slightly bewildered voyagers. He
+showed them their state-room—a luxurious retreat embellished with
+gas-lamps, mirrors _en pied_ and florid furniture—and then, long after
+they had been intimately convinced that the steamer was in motion and
+launched upon the unknown stream they were about to navigate, he bade
+them a sociable farewell.
+
+“Well, good-bye, Lord Lambeth,” he said. “Goodbye, Mr. Percy Beaumont.
+I hope you’ll have a good time. Just let them do what they want with
+you. Take it as it’s meant. Renounce your own personality. I’ll come
+down by and by and enjoy what’s left of you.”
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+The young Englishmen emerged from their cabin and amused themselves with
+wandering about the immense labyrinthine ship, which struck them as a
+monstrous floating hotel or even as a semi-submerged kindergarten. It
+was densely crowded with passengers, the larger number of whom appeared
+to be ladies and very young children; and in the big saloons, ornamented
+in white and gold, which followed each other in surprising succession,
+beneath the swinging gas-lights and among the small side-passages where
+the negro domestics of both sexes assembled with an air of amused
+criticism, every one was moving to and fro and exchanging loud and
+familiar observations. Eventually, at the instance of a blackamoor more
+closely related to the scene than his companions, our friends went and
+had “supper” in a wonderful place arranged like a theatre, where, from a
+gilded gallery upon which little boxes appeared to open, a large
+orchestra played operatic selections and, below, people handed about
+bills of fare in the manner of programmes. All this was sufficiently
+curious; but the agreeable thing, later, was to sit out on one of the
+great white decks in the warm breezy darkness and, the vague starlight
+aiding, make out the line of low mysterious coast. Our travellers tried
+American cigars—those of Mr. Westgate—and conversed, as they usually
+conversed, with many odd silences, lapses of logic and incongruities of
+transition; like a pair who have grown old together and learned to guess
+each other’s sense; or, more especially, like persons so conscious of a
+common point of view that missing links and broken lights and loose ends,
+the unexpressed and the understood, could do the office of talk.
+
+“We really seem to be going out to sea,” Percy Beaumont observed. “Upon
+my honour we’re going back to England. He has shipped us off again. I
+call that ‘real mean.’”
+
+“I daresay it’s all right,” said Lord Lambeth. “I want to see those
+pretty girls at Newport. You know he told us the place was an island,
+and aren’t all islands in the sea?”
+
+“Well,” resumed the elder traveller after a while, “if his house is as
+good as his cigars I guess we shall muddle through.”
+
+“I fancy he’s awfully ‘prominent,’ you know, and I rather liked him,”
+Lord Lambeth pursued as if this appreciation of Mr. Westgate had but just
+glimmered on him.
+
+His comrade, however, engaged in another thought, didn’t so much as
+appear to catch it. “I say, I guess we had better remain at the inn. I
+don’t think I like the way he spoke of his house. I rather object to
+turning in with such a tremendous lot of women.”
+
+“Oh I don’t mind,” said Lord Lambeth. And then they smoked a while in
+silence. “Fancy his thinking we do no work in England!” the young man
+resumed.
+
+But it didn’t rouse his friend, who only replied: “I daresay he didn’t
+really a bit think so.”
+
+“Well, I guess they don’t know much about England over here!” his
+lordship humorously sighed. After which there was another long pause.
+“He _has_ got us out of a hole,” observed the young nobleman.
+
+Percy Beaumont genially assented. “Nobody certainly could have been more
+civil.”
+
+“Littledale said his wife was great fun,” Lord Lambeth then contributed.
+
+“Whose wife—Littledale’s?”
+
+“Our benefactor’s. Mrs. Westgate. What’s his name? J. L. It ‘kind of’
+sounds like a number. But I guess it’s a high number,” he continued with
+freshened gaiety.
+
+The same influences appeared, however, with Mr. Beaumont to make rather
+for anxiety. “What was fun to Littledale,” he said at last a little
+sententiously, “may be death to us.”
+
+“What do you mean by that?” his companion asked. “I’m as good a man as
+Littledale.”
+
+“My dear boy, I hope you won’t begin to flirt,” said the elder man.
+
+His friend smoked acutely. “Well, I daresay I shan’t _begin_.”
+
+“With a married woman, if she’s bent upon it, it’s all very well,” Mr.
+Beaumont allowed. “But our friend mentioned a young lady—a sister, a
+sister-in-law. For God’s sake keep free of her.”
+
+“How do you mean, ‘free’?”
+
+“Depend upon it she’ll try to land you.”
+
+“Oh rot!” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“American girls are very ‘cute,’” the other urged.
+
+“So much the better,” said the young man.
+
+“I fancy they’re always up to some wily game,” Mr. Beaumont developed.
+
+“They can’t be worse than they are in England,” said Lord Lambeth
+judicially.
+
+“Ah, but in England you’ve got your natural protectors. You’ve got your
+mother and sisters.”
+
+“My mother and sisters—!” the youth began with a certain energy. But he
+stopped in time, puffing at his cigar.
+
+“Your mother spoke to me about it with tears in her eyes,” said his
+monitor. “She said she felt very nervous. I promised to keep you out of
+mischief.”
+
+“You had better take care of yourself!” cried Mr. Beaumont’s charge.
+
+“Ah,” the responsible party returned, “I haven’t the expectation
+of—whatever it is you expect. Not to mention other attractions.”
+
+“Well,” said Lord Lambeth, “don’t cry out before you’re hurt!”
+
+It was certainly very much cooler at Newport, where the travellers found
+themselves assigned to a couple of diminutive bedrooms in a far-away
+angle of an immense hotel. They had gone ashore in the early summer
+twilight and had very promptly put themselves to bed; thanks to which
+circumstance and to their having, during the previous hours, in their
+commodious cabin, slept the sleep of youth and health, they began to
+feel, towards eleven o’clock, very alert and inquisitive. They looked
+out of their windows across a row of small green fields, bordered with
+low stone dykes of rude construction, and saw a deep blue ocean lying
+beneath a deep blue sky and flecked now and then with scintillating
+patches of foam. A strong fresh breeze came in through the curtainless
+apertures and prompted our young men to observe generously that it didn’t
+seem half a bad climate. They made other observations after they had
+emerged from their rooms in pursuit of breakfast—a meal of which they
+partook in a huge bare hall where a hundred negroes in white jackets
+shuffled about on an uncarpeted floor; where the flies were superabundant
+and the tables and dishes covered over with a strange voluminous
+integument of coarse blue gauze; and where several little boys and girls,
+who had risen late, were seated in fastidious solitude at the morning
+repast. These young persons had not the morning paper before them, but
+were engaged in languid perusal of the bill of fare.
+
+This latter document was a great puzzle to our friends, who, on
+reflecting that its bewildering categories took account of breakfast
+alone, had the uneasy prevision of an encyclopedic dinner-list. They
+found copious diversion at their inn, an enormous wooden structure for
+the erection of which it struck them the virgin forests of the West must
+have been quite laid waste. It was perforated from end to end with
+immense bare corridors, through which a strong draught freely blew,
+bearing along wonderful figures of ladies in white morning-dresses and
+clouds of Valenciennes lace, who floated down the endless vistas on
+expanded furbelows very much as angels spread their wings. In front was
+a gigantic verandah on which an army might have encamped—a vast wooden
+terrace with a roof as high as the nave of a cathedral. Here our young
+men enjoyed, as they supposed, a glimpse of American society, which was
+distributed over the measureless expanse in a variety of sedentary
+attitudes and appeared to consist largely of pretty young girls, dressed
+as for a _fête champêtre_, swaying to and fro in rocking-chairs, fanning
+themselves with large straw fans and enjoying an enviable exemption from
+social cares. Lord Lambeth had a theory, which it might be interesting
+to trace to its origin, that it would be not only agreeable, but easily
+possible, to enter into relations with one of these young ladies; and his
+companion found occasion to check his social yearning.
+
+“You had better take care—else you’ll have an offended father or brother
+pulling out a bowie-knife.”
+
+“I assure you it’s all right,” Lord Lambeth replied. “You know the
+Americans come to these big hotels to make acquaintances.”
+
+“I know nothing about it, and neither do you,” said his comrade, who,
+like a clever man, had begun to see that the observation of American
+society demanded a readjustment of their standard.
+
+“Hang it, then, let’s find out!” he cried with some impatience. “You
+know I don’t want to miss anything.”
+
+“We _will_ find out,” said Percy Beaumont very reasonably. “We’ll go and
+see Mrs. Westgate and make all the proper inquiries.”
+
+And so the inquiring pair, who had this lady’s address inscribed in her
+husband’s hand on a card, descended from the verandah of the big hotel
+and took their way, according to direction, along a large straight road,
+past a series of fresh-looking villas, embosomed in shrubs and flowers
+and enclosed in an ingenious variety of wooden palings. The morning
+shone and fluttered, the villas stood up bravely in their smartness, and
+the walk of the young travellers turned all to confidence. Everything
+looked as if it had received a coat of fresh paint the day before—the red
+roofs, the green shutters, the clean bright browns and buffs of the
+house-fronts. The flower-beds on the little lawns sparkled in the
+radiant air and the gravel in the short carriage-sweeps flashed and
+twinkled. Along the road came a hundred little basket-phaetons in which,
+almost always, a couple of ladies were sitting—ladies in white dresses
+and long white gloves, holding the reins and looking at the two
+Englishmen, whose nationality was not elusive, through fine blue veils,
+tied tightly about their faces as if to guard their complexions. At last
+the visitors came within sight of the sea again, and then, having
+interrogated a gardener over the paling of a villa, turned into an open
+gate. Here they found themselves face to face with the ocean and with a
+many-pointed much-balconied structure, resembling a magnified chalet,
+perched on a green embankment just above it. The house had a verandah of
+extraordinary width all round, and a great many doors and windows
+standing open to the verandah. These various apertures had, together,
+such an accessible hospitable air, such a breezy flutter, within, of
+light curtains, such expansive thresholds and reassuring interiors, that
+our friends hardly knew which was the regular entrance and, after
+hesitating a moment, presented themselves at one of the windows. The
+room within was indistinct, but in a moment a graceful figure vaguely
+shaped itself in the rich-looking gloom—a lady came to meet them. Then
+they saw she had been seated at a table writing, and that, hearing them,
+she had got up. She stepped out into the light; she wore a frank
+charming smile, with which she held out her hand to Percy Beaumont.
+
+“Oh you must be Lord Lambeth and Mr. Beaumont. I’ve heard from my
+husband that you were coming. I make you warmly welcome.” And she shook
+hands with each of her guests. Her guests were a little shy, but they
+made a gallant effort; they responded with smiles and exclamations, they
+apologised for not knowing the front door. The lady returned with
+vivacity that when she wanted to see people very much she didn’t insist
+on those distinctions, and that Mr. Westgate had written to her of his
+English friends in terms that made her really anxious. “He says you’re
+so terribly prostrated,” she reported.
+
+“Oh you mean by the heat?”—Percy Beaumont rose to it. “We were rather
+knocked up, but we feel wonderfully better. We had such a jolly—a—voyage
+down here. It’s so very good of you to mind.”
+
+“Yes, it’s so very kind of you,” murmured Lord Lambeth.
+
+Mrs. Westgate stood smiling; Mrs. Westgate was pretty. “Well, I did
+mind, and I thought of sending for you this morning to the Ocean House.
+I’m very glad you’re better, and I’m charmed you’re really with us. You
+must come round to the other side of the piazza.” And she led the way,
+with a light smooth step, looking back at the young men and smiling.
+
+The other side of the piazza was, as Lord Lambeth presently remarked, a
+very jolly place. It was of the most liberal proportions and, with its
+awnings, its fanciful chairs, its cushions and rugs, its view of the
+ocean close at hand and tumbling along the base of the low cliffs whose
+level tops intervened in lawnlike smoothness, formed a charming
+complement to the drawing-room. As such it was in course of employment
+at the present hour; it was occupied by a social circle. There were
+several ladies and two or three gentlemen, to whom Mrs. Westgate
+proceeded to introduce the distinguished strangers. She mentioned a
+great many names, very freely and distinctly; the young Englishmen,
+shuffling about and bowing, were rather bewildered. But at last they
+were provided with chairs—low wicker chairs, gilded and tied with a great
+many ribbons—and one of the ladies (a very young person with a little
+snub nose and several dimples) offered Percy Beaumont a fan. The fan was
+also adorned with pink love-knots, but the more guarded of our couple
+declined it, though he was very hot. Presently, however, everything
+turned to ease; the breeze from the sea was delicious and the view
+charming; the people sitting about looked fresh and fair. Several of the
+younger ladies were clearly girls, and the gentlemen slim bright youths
+such as our friends had seen the day before in New York. The ladies were
+working on bands of tapestry, and one of the young men had an open book
+in his lap. Percy afterwards learned from a lady that this young man had
+been reading aloud—that he was from Boston and was very fond of reading
+aloud. Percy pronounced it a great pity they had interrupted him; he
+should like so much (from all he had heard) to listen to a Bostonian
+read. Couldn’t the young man be induced to go on?
+
+“Oh no,” said this informant very freely; “he wouldn’t be able to get the
+young ladies to attend to him now.”
+
+There was something very friendly, Beaumont saw, in the attitude of the
+company; they looked at their new recruits with an air of animated
+sympathy and interest; they smiled, brightly and unanimously, at
+everything that dropped from either. Lord Lambeth and his companion felt
+they were indeed made cordially welcome. Mrs. Westgate seated herself
+between them, and while she talked continuously to each they had occasion
+to observe that she came up to their friend Littledale’s promise. She
+was thirty years old, with the eyes and the smile of a girl of seventeen,
+and was light and graceful—elegant, exquisite. Mrs. Westgate was,
+further, what she had occasion to describe some person, among her many
+winged words, as being, all spontaneity. Frank and demonstrative, she
+appeared always—while she looked at you delightedly with her beautiful
+young eyes—to be making sudden confessions and concessions, breaking out
+after momentary wonders.
+
+“We shall expect to see a great deal of you,” she said to Lord Lambeth
+with her bland intensity. “We’re very fond of Englishmen here; that is,
+there are a great many we’ve been fond of. After a day or two you must
+come and stay with us; we hope you’ll stay a nice long while. Newport’s
+quite attractive when you come really to know it, when you know plenty of
+people. Of course you and Mr. Beaumont will have no difficulty about
+that. Englishmen are very well received here; there are almost always
+two or three of them about. I think they always like it, and I must say
+I should think they would. They receive particular attention—I must say
+I think they sometimes get spoiled; but I’m sure you and Mr. Beaumont are
+proof against that. My husband tells me you’re friends of Captain
+Littledale’s; he was such a charming man. He made himself so agreeable
+here that I wonder he didn’t stay. That would have carried out his
+system. It couldn’t have been pleasanter for him in his own country.
+Though I suppose it’s very pleasant in England too—for English people. I
+don’t know myself; I’ve been there very little. I’ve been a great deal
+abroad, but I always cling to the Continent. I must say I’m extremely
+fond of Paris; you know we Americans always are; we go there when we die.
+Did you ever hear that before?—it was said by a great wit. I mean the
+good Americans; but we’re all good—you’ll see that for yourself. All I
+know of England is London, and all I know of London is that place—on that
+little corner, you know—where you buy jackets, jackets with that coarse
+braid and those big buttons. They make very good jackets in London, I’ll
+do you the justice to say that. And some people like the hats. But
+about the hats I was always a heretic; I always got my hats in Paris.
+You can’t wear an English hat—at least, I never could—unless you dress
+your hair à l’anglaise; and I must say that’s a talent I never possessed.
+In Paris they’ll make things to suit your peculiarities; but in England I
+think you like much more to have—how shall I say it?—one thing for
+everybody. I mean as regards dress. I don’t know about other things;
+but I’ve always supposed that in other things everything was different.
+I mean according to the people—according to the classes and all that.
+I’m afraid you’ll think I don’t take a very favourable view; but you know
+you can’t take a very favourable view in Dover Street and the month of
+November. That has always been my fate. Do you know Jones’s Hotel in
+Dover Street? That’s all I know of England. Of course every one admits
+that the English hotels are your weak point. There was always the most
+frightful fog—I couldn’t see to try my things on. When I got over to
+America—into the light—I usually found they were twice too big. The next
+time I mean to go at the right season; I guess I’ll go next year. I want
+very much to take my sister; she has never been to England. I don’t know
+whether you know what I mean by saying that the Englishmen who come here
+sometimes get spoiled. I mean they take things as a matter of
+course—things that are done for them. Now naturally anything’s a matter
+of course only when the Englishmen are very nice. But you’ll say—oh yes
+you will, or you would if some of you ever did say much!—they’re almost
+always very nice. You can’t expect this to be nearly such an interesting
+country as England; there are not nearly so many things to see, and we
+haven’t your country life. I’ve never seen anything of your country
+life; when I’m in Europe I’m always on the Continent. But I’ve heard a
+great deal about it; I know that when you’re among yourselves in the
+country you have the most beautiful time. Of course we’ve nothing of
+that sort, we’ve nothing on that scale. I don’t apologise, Lord Lambeth;
+some Americans are always apologising; you must have noticed that. We’ve
+the reputation of always boasting and ‘blowing’ and waving the American
+flag; but I must say that what strikes me is that we’re perpetually
+making excuses and trying to smooth things over. The American flag has
+quite gone out of fashion; it’s very carefully folded up, like a
+tablecloth the worse for wear. Why should we apologise? The English
+never apologise—do they? No, I must say I never apologise. You must
+take us as we come—with all our imperfections on our heads. Of course we
+haven’t your country life and your old ruins and your great estates and
+your leisure-class and all that—though I don’t really know anything about
+them, because when I go over I always cling to the Continent. But if we
+haven’t I should think you might find it a pleasant change—I think any
+country’s pleasant where they have pleasant manners. Captain Littledale
+told me he had never seen such pleasant manners as at Newport, and he had
+been a great deal in European society. Hadn’t he been in the diplomatic
+service? He told me the dream of his life was to get appointed to a
+diplomatic post in Washington. But he doesn’t seem to have succeeded.
+Perhaps that was only a part of his pleasant manners. I suppose at any
+rate that in England promotion—and all that sort of thing—is fearfully
+slow. With us, you know, it’s a great deal too quick. You see I admit
+our drawbacks. But I must confess I think Newport an ideal place. I
+don’t know anything like it anywhere. Captain Littledale told me he
+didn’t know anything like it anywhere. It’s entirely different from most
+watering-places; it’s a much more refined life. I must say I think that
+when one goes to a foreign country one ought to enjoy the differences.
+Of course there are differences; otherwise what did one come abroad for?
+Look for your pleasure in the differences, Lord Lambeth; that’s the way
+to do it; and then I am sure you’ll find American society—at least the
+Newport phase quite unique. I wish very much Mr. Westgate were here; but
+he’s dreadfully confined to New York. I suppose you think that’s very
+strange—for a gentleman. Only you see we haven’t any leisure-class.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate’s discourse was delivered with a mild merciless monotony, a
+paucity of intonation, an impartial flatness that suggested a flowery
+mead scrupulously “done over” by a steam roller that had reduced its
+texture to that of a drawing-room carpet. Lord Lambeth listened to her
+with, it must be confessed, a rather ineffectual attention, though he
+summoned to his aid such a show as he might of discriminating motions and
+murmurs. He had no great faculty for apprehending generalisations.
+There were some three or four indeed which, in the play of his own
+intelligence, he had originated and which had sometimes appeared to meet
+the case—any case; yet he felt he had never known such a case as Mrs.
+Westgate or as her presentation of her cases. But at the present time he
+could hardly have been said to follow this exponent as she darted
+fish-like through the sea of speculation. Fortunately she asked for no
+special rejoinder, since she looked about at the rest of the company as
+well and smiled at Mr. Beaumont on the other side of her as if he too
+must understand her and agree with her. He was measurably more
+successful than his companion; for besides being, as we know, cleverer,
+his attention was not vaguely distracted by close vicinity to a
+remarkably interesting young person with dark hair and blue eyes. This
+was the situation of Lord Lambeth, to whom it occurred after a while that
+the young person with blue eyes and dark hair might be the pretty sister
+of whom Mrs. Westgate had spoken. She presently turned to him with a
+remark establishing her identity.
+
+“It’s a great pity you couldn’t have brought my brother-in-law with you.
+It’s a great shame he should be in New York on such days as these.”
+
+“Oh yes—it’s very stuffy,” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“It must be dreadful there,” said the pretty sister.
+
+“I daresay he’s immensely taken up,” the young man returned with a sense
+of conscientiously yearning toward American realities.
+
+“The gentlemen in America work too much,” his friend went on.
+
+“Oh do they? Well, I daresay they like it,” he hopefully threw out.
+
+“I don’t like it. One never sees them.”
+
+“Don’t you really?” asked Lord Lambeth. “I shouldn’t have fancied that.”
+
+“Have you come to study American manners?” the blue eyes and dark hair
+went on.
+
+“Oh I don’t know. I just came over for the joke of it. I haven’t got
+long.” Then occurred a pause, after which he began again. “But he will
+turn up here, won’t he?”
+
+“I certainly hope he will. He must help to entertain you and Mr.
+Beaumont.”
+
+Lord Lambeth looked at her from handsome eyes that were brown. “Do you
+suppose he’d have come down with us if we had pressed it?”
+
+The pretty girl treated this as rather an easy conundrum. “I daresay he
+would,” she smiled.
+
+“Really!” said the young Englishman. “Well, he was no end civil.”
+
+His young woman seemed much amused; this at least was in her eyes, which
+freely met Lord Lambeth’s. “He would be. He’s a perfect husband. But
+all Americans are that,” she confidently continued.
+
+“Really!” Lord Lambeth exclaimed again; and wondered whether all American
+ladies had such a passion for generalising as these two.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+He sat there a good while: there was a great deal of talk; it was all
+pitched in a key of expression and emphasis rather new to him. Every one
+present, the cool maidens not least, personally addressed him, and seemed
+to make a particular point of doing so by the friendly repetition of his
+name. Three or four other persons came in, and there was a shifting of
+seats, a changing of places; the gentlemen took, individually, an
+interest in the visitors, putting somehow more imagination and more “high
+comedy” into this effort than the latter had ever seen displayed save in
+a play or a story. These well-wishers feared the two Britons mightn’t be
+comfortable at their hotel—it being, as one of them said, “not so private
+as those dear little English inns of yours.” This last gentleman added
+that as yet perhaps, alas, privacy wasn’t quite so easily obtained in
+America as might be desired; still, he continued, you could generally get
+it by paying for it; in fact you could get everything in America nowadays
+by paying for it. The life was really growing more private; it was
+growing greatly to resemble European—which wasn’t to be wondered at when
+two-thirds of the people leading it were so awfully much at home in
+Europe. Europe, in the course of this conversation, was indeed, as Lord
+Lambeth afterwards remarked to his compatriot, rather bewilderingly
+rubbed into them: did they pretend to be European, and when had they ever
+been entered under that head? Everything at Newport, at all events, was
+described to them as thoroughly private; they would probably find
+themselves, when all was said, a good deal struck with that. It was also
+represented to the strangers that it mattered very little whether their
+hotel was agreeable, as every one would want them to “visit round,” as
+somebody called it: they would stay with other people and in any case
+would be constantly at Mrs. Westgate’s. They would find that charming;
+it was the pleasantest house in Newport. It was only a pity Mr. Westgate
+was never there—he being a tremendously fine man, one of the finest they
+had. He worked like a horse and left his wife to play the social part.
+Well, she played it all right, if that was all he wanted. He liked her
+to enjoy herself, and she did know how. She was highly cultivated and a
+splendid converser—the sort of converser people would come miles to hear.
+But some preferred her sister, who was in a different style altogether.
+Some even thought her prettier, but decidedly Miss Alden wasn’t so smart.
+She was more in the Boston style—the quiet Boston; she had lived a great
+deal there and was very highly educated. Boston girls, it was intimated,
+were more on the English model.
+
+Lord Lambeth had presently a chance to test the truth of this last
+proposition; for, the company rising in compliance with a suggestion from
+their hostess that they should walk down to the rocks and look at the
+sea, the young Englishman again found himself, as they strolled across
+the grass, in proximity to Mrs. Westgate’s sister. Though Miss Alden was
+but a girl of twenty she appeared conscious of the weight of
+expectation—unless she quite wantonly took on duties she might have let
+alone; and this was perhaps the more to be noticed as she seemed by habit
+rather grave and backward, perhaps even proud, with little of the other’s
+free fraternising. She might have been thought too deadly thin, not to
+say also too deadly pale; but while she moved over the grass, her arms
+hanging at her sides, and, seriously or absently, forgot expectations,
+though again brightly to remember them and to look at the summer sea, as
+if that was what she really cared for, her companion judged her at least
+as pretty as Mrs. Westgate and reflected that if this was the Boston
+style, “the quiet Boston,” it would do very well. He could fancy her
+very clever, highly educated and all the rest of it; but clearly also
+there were ways in which she could spare a fellow—could ease him; she
+wouldn’t keep him so long on the stretch at once. For all her
+cleverness, moreover, he felt she had to think a little what to say; she
+didn’t say the first thing that came into her head: he had come from a
+different part of the world, from a different society, and she was trying
+to adapt her conversation. The others were scattered about the rocks;
+Mrs. Westgate had charge of Percy Beaumont.
+
+“Very jolly place for this sort of thing,” Lord Lambeth said. “It must
+do beautifully to sit.”
+
+“It does indeed; there are cosy nooks and there are breezy ones, which I
+often try—as if they had been made on purpose.”
+
+“Ah I suppose you’ve had a lot made,” he fell in.
+
+She seemed to wonder. “Oh no, we’ve had nothing made. It’s all pure
+nature.”
+
+“I should think you’d have a few little benches—rustic seats and that
+sort of thing. It might really be so jolly to ‘develop’ the place,” he
+suggested.
+
+It made her thoughtful—even a little rueful. “I’m afraid we haven’t so
+many of those things as you.”
+
+“Ah well, if you go in for pure nature, as you were saying, there’s
+nothing like that. Nature, over here, must be awfully grand.” And Lord
+Lambeth looked about him.
+
+The little coast-line that contributed to the view melted away, but it
+too much lacked presence and character—a fact Miss Alden appeared to rise
+to a perception of. “I’m afraid it seems to you very rough. It’s not
+like the coast-scenery in Kingsley’s novels.”
+
+He wouldn’t let her, however, undervalue it. “Ah, the novels always
+overdo everything, you know. You mustn’t go by the novels.”
+
+They wandered a little on the rocks; they stopped to look into a narrow
+chasm where the rising tide made a curious bellowing sound. It was loud
+enough to prevent their hearing each other, and they stood for some
+moments in silence. The girl’s eyes took in her companion, observing him
+attentively but covertly, as those of women even in blinking youth know
+how to do. Lord Lambeth repaid contemplation; tall straight and strong,
+he was handsome as certain young Englishmen, and certain young Englishmen
+almost alone, are handsome; with a perfect finish of feature and a
+visible repose of mind, an inaccessibility to questions, somehow stamped
+in by the same strong die and pressure that nature, designing a precious
+medal, had selected and applied. It was not that he looked stupid; it
+was only, we assume, that his perceptions didn’t show in his face for
+restless or his imagination for irritable. He was not, as he would
+himself have said, tremendously clever; but, though there was rather a
+constant appeal for delay in his waiting, his perfectly patient eye, this
+registered simplicity had its beauty as well and, whatever it might have
+appeared to plead for, didn’t plead in the name of indifference or
+inaction. This most searching of his new friends thought him the
+handsomest young man she had ever seen; and Bessie Alden’s imagination,
+unlike that of her companion, was irritable. He, however, had already
+made up his mind, quite originally and without aid, that she had a grace
+exceedingly her own.
+
+“I daresay it’s very gay here—that you’ve lots of balls and parties,” he
+said; since, though not tremendously clever, he rather prided himself on
+having with women a strict sufficiency of conversation.
+
+“Oh yes, there’s a great deal going on. There are not so many balls, but
+there are a good many other pleasant things,” Bessie Alden explained.
+“You’ll see for yourself; we live rather in the midst of it.”
+
+“It will be very kind of you to let us see. But I thought you Americans
+were always dancing.”
+
+“I suppose we dance a good deal, though I’ve never seen much of it. We
+don’t do it much, at any rate in summer. And I’m sure,” she said, “that
+we haven’t as many balls as you in England.”
+
+He wondered—these so many prompt assumptions about his own country made
+him gape a little. “Ah, in England it all depends, you know.”
+
+“You’ll not think much of our gaieties,” she said—though she seemed to
+settle it for him with a quaver of interrogation. The interrogation
+sounded earnest indeed and the decision arch; the mixture, at any rate,
+was charming. “Those things with us are much less splendid than in
+England.”
+
+“I fancy you don’t really mean that,” her companion laughed.
+
+“I assure you I really mean everything I say,” she returned. “Certainly
+from what I’ve read about English society it is very different.”
+
+“Ah well, you know,” said Lord Lambeth, who appeared to cling to this
+general theory, “those things are often described by fellows who know
+nothing about them. You mustn’t mind what you read.”
+
+“Ah, what a blasphemous speech—I _must_ mind what I read!” our young
+woman protested. “When I read Thackeray and George Eliot how can I help
+minding?”
+
+“Oh well, Thackeray and George Eliot”—and her friend pleasantly bethought
+himself. “I’m afraid I haven’t read much of them.”
+
+“Don’t you suppose they knew about society?” asked Bessie Alden.
+
+“Oh I daresay they knew; they must have got up their subject. Good
+writers do, don’t they? But those fashionable novels are mostly awful
+rot, you know.”
+
+His companion rested on him a moment her dark blue eyes; after which she
+looked down into the chasm where the water was tumbling about. “Do you
+mean Catherine Grace Gore, for instance?” she then more aspiringly asked.
+
+But at this he broke down—he coloured, laughed, gave up. “I’m afraid I
+haven’t read that either. I’m afraid you’ll think I’m not very
+intellectual.”
+
+“Reading Mrs. Gore is no proof of intellect. But I like reading
+everything about English life—even poor books. I’m so curious about it,”
+said Bessie Alden.
+
+“Aren’t ladies curious about everything?” he asked with continued
+hilarity.
+
+“I don’t think so. I don’t think we’re enough so—that we care about many
+things. So it’s all the more of a compliment,” she added, “that I should
+want to know so much about England.”
+
+The logic here seemed a little close; but Lord Lambeth, advised of a
+compliment, found his natural modesty close at hand. “I’m sure you know
+a great deal more than I do.”
+
+“I really think I know a great deal—for a person who has never been
+there.”
+
+“Have you really never been there?” cried he. “Fancy!”
+
+“Never—except in imagination. And I _have_ been to Paris,” she admitted.
+
+“Fancy,” he repeated with gaiety—“fancy taking those brutes first! But
+you _will_ come soon?”
+
+“It’s the dream of my life!” Bessie Alden brightly professed.
+
+“Your sister at any rate seems to know a tremendous lot about us,” Lord
+Lambeth went on.
+
+She appeared to take her view of this. “My sister and I are two very
+different persons. She has been a great deal in Europe. She has been in
+England a little—not intimately. But she has met English people in other
+countries, and she arrives very quickly at conclusions.”
+
+“Ah, I guess she does,” he laughed. “But you must have known some too.”
+
+“No—I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to one before. You’re the first
+Englishman that—to my knowledge—I’ve ever talked with.”
+
+Bessie Alden made this statement with a certain gravity—almost, as it
+seemed to the young man, an impressiveness. The impressive always made
+him feel awkward, and he now began to laugh and swing his stick. “Ah,
+you’d have been sure to know!” And then he added after an instant: “I’m
+sorry I’m not a better specimen.”
+
+The girl looked away, but taking it more gaily. “You must remember
+you’re only a beginning.” Then she retraced her steps, leading the way
+back to the lawn, where they saw Mrs. Westgate come toward them with
+Percy Beaumont still at her side. “Perhaps I shall go to England next
+year,” Miss Alden continued; “I want to immensely. My sister expects to
+cross about then, and she has asked me to go with her. If I do I shall
+make her stay as long as possible in London.”
+
+“Ah, you must come early in July,” said Lord Lambeth. “That’s the time
+when there’s most going on.”
+
+“I don’t think I can wait even till early in July,” his friend returned.
+“By the first of May I shall be very impatient.” They had gone further,
+and Mrs. Westgate and her companion were near. “Kitty,” said the younger
+sister, “I’ve given out that we go to London next May. So please to
+conduct yourself accordingly.”
+
+Percy Beaumont wore a somewhat animated—even a slightly irritated—air.
+He was by no means of so handsome an effect as his comrade, though in the
+latter’s absence he might, with his manly stature and his fair dense
+beard, his fresh clean skin and his quiet outlook, have pleased by a due
+affirmation of the best British points. Just now Beaumont’s clear eyes
+had a rather troubled light, which, after glancing at Bessie Alden while
+she spoke, he turned with some intensity on Lord Lambeth. Mrs.
+Westgate’s beautiful radiance of interest and dissent fell meanwhile
+impartially everywhere.
+
+“You had better wait till the time comes,” she said to her sister.
+“Perhaps next May you won’t care so much for London. Mr. Beaumont and
+I,” she went on, smiling at her companion, “have had a tremendous
+discussion. We don’t agree about anything. It’s perfectly delightful.”
+
+“Oh I say, Percy!” exclaimed Lord Lambeth.
+
+“I disagree,” said Beaumont, raising his eyebrows and stroking down his
+back hair, “even to the point of thinking it _not_ delightful.”
+
+“Ah, you _must_ have been getting it!” cried his friend.
+
+“I don’t see anything delightful in my disagreeing with Mrs. Westgate,”
+said Percy Beaumont.
+
+“Well, I do!” Mrs. Westgate declared as she turned again to her sister.
+“You know you’ve to go to town. There must be something at the door for
+you. You had better take Lord Lambeth.”
+
+Mr. Beaumont, at this point, looked straight at his comrade, trying to
+catch his eye. But Lord Lambeth wouldn’t look at him; his own eyes were
+better occupied. “I shall be very happy”—Bessie Alden rose straight to
+their hostess’s suggestion. “I’m only going to some shops. But I’ll
+drive you about and show you the place.”
+
+“An American woman who respects herself,” said Mrs. Westgate, turning to
+the elder man with her bright expository air, “must buy something every
+day of her life. If she can’t do it herself she must send out some
+member of her family for the purpose. So Bessie goes forth to fulfil my
+mission.”
+
+The girl had walked away with Lord Lambeth by her side, to whom she was
+talking still; and Percy Beaumont watched them as they passed toward the
+house. “She fulfils her own mission,” he presently said; “that of being
+very attractive.”
+
+But even here Mrs. Westgate discriminated. “I don’t know that I should
+precisely say attractive. She’s not so much that as she’s charming when
+you really know her. She’s very shy.”
+
+“Oh indeed?” said Percy Beaumont with evident wonder. And then as if to
+alternate with a certain grace the note of scepticism: “I guess your
+shyness, in that case, is different from ours.”
+
+“Everything of ours is different from yours,” Mrs. Westgate instantly
+returned. “But my poor sister’s given over, I hold, to a fine Boston
+_gaucherie_ that has rubbed off on her by being there so much. She’s a
+dear good girl, however; she’s a charming type of girl. She is not in
+the least a flirt; that isn’t at all her line; she doesn’t know the
+alphabet of any such vulgarity. She’s very simple, very serious, very
+_true_. She has lived, however, rather too much in Boston with another
+sister of mine, the eldest of us, who married a Bostonian. Bessie’s very
+cultivated, not at all like me—I’m not in the least cultivated and am
+called so only by those who don’t know what true culture is. But Bessie
+does; she has studied Greek; she has read everything; she’s what they
+call in Boston ‘thoughtful.’”
+
+“Ah well, it only depends on what one thinks _about_,” said Mr. Beaumont,
+who appeared to find her zeal for distinctions catching.
+
+“I really believe,” Mrs. Westgate pursued, “that the most charming girl
+in the world is a Boston superstructure on a New York _fond_, or perhaps
+a New York superstructure on a Boston _fond_. At any rate it’s the
+mixture,” she declared, continuing to supply her guest with information
+and to do him the honours of the American world with a zeal that left
+nothing to be desired.
+
+Lord Lambeth got into a light low pony-cart with Bessie Alden, and she
+drove him down the long Avenue, whose extent he had measured on foot a
+couple of hours before, into the ancient town, as it was called in that
+part of the world, of Newport. The ancient town was a curious affair—a
+collection of fresh-looking little wooden houses, painted white,
+scattered over a hill-side and clustering about a long straight street
+paved with huge old cobbles. There were plenty of shops, a large
+allowance of which appeared those of fruit-vendors, with piles of huge
+water-melons and pumpkins stacked in front of them; while, drawn up
+before the shops or bumping about on the round stones, were innumerable
+other like or different carts freighted with ladies of high fashion who
+greeted each other from vehicle to vehicle and conversed on the edge of
+the pavement in a manner that struck Lord Lambeth as of the last
+effusiveness: with a great many “Oh my dears” and little quick sounds and
+motions—obscure native words, shibboleths and signs. His companion went
+into seventeen shops—he amused himself with counting them—and accumulated
+at the bottom of the trap a pile of bundles that hardly left the young
+Englishman a place for his feet. As she had no other attendant he sat in
+the phaeton to hold the pony; where, though not a particularly acute
+observer, he saw much harmlessly to divert him—especially the ladies just
+mentioned, who wandered up and down with an aimless intentness, as if
+looking for something to buy, and who, tripping in and out of their
+vehicles, displayed remarkably pretty feet. It all seemed to Lord
+Lambeth very odd and bright and gay. And he felt by the time they got
+back to the villa that he had made a stride in intimacy with Miss Alden.
+
+The young Englishmen spent the whole of that day and the whole of many
+successive days in the cultivation, right and left, far and near, of this
+celerity of social progress. They agreed that it was all extremely
+jolly—that they had never known anything more agreeable. It is not
+proposed to report the detail of their sojourn on this charming shore;
+though were it convenient I might present a record of impressions none
+the less soothing that they were not exhaustively analysed. Many of them
+still linger in the minds of our travellers, attended by a train of
+harmonious images—images of early breezy shining hours on lawns and
+piazzas that overlooked the sea; of innumerable pretty girls saying
+innumerable quaint and familiar things; of infinite lounging and talking
+and laughing and flirting and lunching and dining; of a confidence that
+broke down, of a freedom that pulled up, nowhere; of an idyllic ease that
+was somehow too ordered for a primitive social consciousness and too
+innocent for a developed; of occasions on which they so knew every one
+and everything that they almost ached with reciprocity; of drives and
+rides in the late afternoon, over gleaming beaches, on long sea-roads,
+beneath a sky lighted up by marvellous sunsets; of tea-tables, on the
+return, informal, irregular, agreeable; of evenings at open windows or on
+the perpetual verandahs, in the summer starlight, above the warm Atlantic
+and amid irrelevant outbursts of clever minstrelsy. The young Englishmen
+were introduced to everybody, entertained by everybody, intimate with
+everybody, and it was all the book of life, of American life, at least;
+with the chapter of “complications” bodily omitted. At the end of three
+days they had removed their luggage from the hotel and had gone to stay
+with Mrs. Westgate—a step as to which Percy Beaumont at first took up an
+attitude of mistrust apparently founded on some odd and just a little
+barbaric talk forced on him, he would have been tempted to say, and very
+soon after their advent, by Miss Alden. He had indeed been aware of her
+occasional approach or appeal, since she wasn’t literally always in
+conversation with Lord Lambeth. He had meditated on Mrs. Westgate’s
+account of her sister and discovered for himself that the young lady was
+“sharp” (Percy’s critical categories remained few and simple) and
+appeared to have read a great deal. She seemed perfectly well-bred,
+though he couldn’t make out that, as Mrs. Westgate funnily insisted, she
+was shy. If she was shy she carried it off with an ease—!
+
+“Mr. Beaumont,” she had said, “please tell me something about Lord
+Lambeth’s family. How would you say it in England?—his position.”
+
+“His position?” Percy’s instinct was to speak as if he had never heard
+of such a matter.
+
+“His rank—or whatever you call it. Unfortunately we haven’t got a
+‘Peerage,’ like the people in Thackeray.”
+
+“That’s a great pity,” Percy pleaded. “You’d find the whole matter in
+black and white, and upon my honour I know very little about it.”
+
+The girl seemed to wonder at this innocence. “You know at least whether
+he’s what they call a great noble.”
+
+“Oh yes, he’s in that line.”
+
+“Is he a ‘peer of the realm’?”
+
+“Well, as yet—very nearly.”
+
+“And has he any other title than Lord Lambeth?”
+
+“His title’s the Marquis of Lambeth.” With which the fountain of
+Bessie’s information appeared to run a little dry. She looked at him,
+however, with such interest that he presently added: “He’s the son of the
+Duke of Bayswater.”
+
+“The eldest—?”
+
+“The only one.”
+
+“And are his parents living?”
+
+“Naturally—as to his father. If _he_ weren’t living Lambeth would be a
+duke.”
+
+“So that when ‘the old lord’ dies”—and the girl smiled with more
+simplicity than might have been expected in one so “sharp”—“he’ll become
+Duke of Bayswater?”
+
+“Of course,” said their common friend. “But his father’s in excellent
+health.”
+
+“And his mother?”
+
+Percy seemed amused. “The Duchess is built to last!”
+
+“And has he any sisters?”
+
+“Yes, there are two.”
+
+“And what are they called?”
+
+“One of them’s married. She’s the Countess of Pimlico.”
+
+“And the other?”
+
+“The other’s unmarried—she’s plain Lady Julia.”
+
+Bessie entered into it all. “Is she very plain?”
+
+He began to laugh again. “You wouldn’t find her so handsome as her
+brother,” he said; and it was after this that he attempted to dissuade
+the heir of the Duke of Bayswater from accepting Mrs. Westgate’s
+invitation. “Depend upon it,” he said, “that girl means to have a go at
+you.”
+
+“It seems to me you’re doing your best to make a fool of me,” the modest
+young nobleman answered.
+
+“She has been asking me,” his friend imperturbably pursued, “all about
+your people and your possessions.”
+
+“I’m sure it’s very good of her!” Lord Lambeth returned.
+
+“Well, then,” said Percy, “if you go straight into it, if you hurl
+yourself bang upon the spears, you do so with your eyes open.”
+
+“Damn my eyes!” the young man pronounced. “If one’s to be a dozen times
+a day at the house it’s a great deal more convenient to sleep there. I’m
+sick of travelling up and down this beastly Avenue.”
+
+Since he had determined to go Percy would of course have been very sorry
+to allow him to go alone; he was a man of many scruples—in the direction
+in which he had any at all—and he remembered his promise to the Duchess.
+It was obviously the memory of this promise that made Mr. Beaumont say to
+his companion a couple of days later that he rather wondered he should be
+so fond of such a girl.
+
+“In the first place how do you know how fond I am?” asked Lord Lambeth.
+“And in the second why shouldn’t I be fond of her?”
+
+“I shouldn’t think she’d be in your line.”
+
+“What do you call my ‘line’? You don’t set her down, I suppose, as
+‘fast’?”
+
+“Exactly so. Mrs. Westgate tells me that there’s no such thing as the
+fast girl in America; that it’s an English invention altogether and that
+the term has no meaning here.”
+
+“All the better. It’s an animal I detest,” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“You prefer, then, rather a priggish American _précieuse_?”
+
+Lord Lambeth took his time. “Do you call Miss Alden all that?”
+
+“Her sister tells me,” said Percy Beaumont, “that she’s tremendously
+literary.”
+
+“Well, why shouldn’t she be? She’s certainly very clever and has every
+appearance of a well-stored mind.”
+
+Percy for an instant watched his young friend, who had turned away. “I
+should rather have supposed you’d find her stores oppressive.”
+
+The young man, after this, faced him again. “Why, do you think me such a
+dunce?” And then as his friend but vaguely protested: “The girl’s all
+right,” he said—and quite as if this judgement covered all the ground.
+It wasn’t that there was no ground—but he knew what he was about.
+
+Percy, for a while further, and a little uncomfortably flushed with the
+sense of his false position—that of presenting culture in a “mean” light,
+as they said at Newport—Percy kept his peace; but on August 10th he wrote
+to the Duchess of Bayswater. His conception of certain special duties
+and decencies, as I have said, was strong, and this step wholly fell in
+with it. His companion meanwhile was having much talk with Miss Alden—on
+the red sea-rocks beyond the lawn; in the course of long island rides,
+with a slow return in the glowing twilight; on the deep verandah, late in
+the evening. Lord Lambeth, who had stayed at many houses, had never
+stayed at one in which it was possible for a young man to converse so
+freely and frequently with a young lady. This young lady no longer
+applied to their other guest for information concerning his lordship.
+She addressed herself directly to the young nobleman. She asked him a
+great many questions, some of which did, according to Mr. Beaumont’s
+term, a little oppress him; for he took no pleasure in talking about
+himself.
+
+“Lord Lambeth”—this had been one of them—“are you an hereditary
+legislator?”
+
+“Oh I say,” he returned, “don’t make me call myself such names as that.”
+
+“But you’re natural members of Parliament.”
+
+“I don’t like the sound of that either.”
+
+“Doesn’t your father sit in the House of Lords?” Bessie Alden went on.
+
+“Very seldom,” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“Is it a very august position?” she asked.
+
+“Oh dear no,” Lord Lambeth smiled.
+
+“I should think it would be very grand”—she serenely kept it up, as the
+female American, he judged, would always keep anything up—“to possess
+simply by an accident of birth the right to make laws for a great
+nation.”
+
+“Ah, but one doesn’t make laws. There’s a lot of humbug about it.”
+
+“I don’t believe that,” the girl unconfusedly declared. “It must be a
+great privilege, and I should think that if one thought of it in the
+right way—from a high point of view—it would be very inspiring.”
+
+“The less one thinks of it the better, I guess!” Lord Lambeth after a
+moment returned.
+
+“I think it’s tremendous”—this at least she kept up; and on another
+occasion she asked him if he had any tenantry. Hereupon it was that, as
+I have said, he felt a little the burden of her earnestness.
+
+But he took it good-humouredly. “Do you want to buy up their leases?”
+
+“Well—have you got any ‘livings’?” she demanded as if the word were rich
+and rare.
+
+“Oh I say!” he cried. “Have _you_ got a pet clergyman looking out?” But
+she made him plead guilty to his having, in prospect, a castle; he
+confessed to but one. It was the place in which he had been born and
+brought up, and, as he had an old-time liking for it, he was beguiled
+into a few pleasant facts about it and into pronouncing it really very
+jolly. Bessie listened with great interest, declaring she would give the
+world to see such a place. To which he charmingly made answer: “It would
+be awfully kind of you to come and stay there, you know.” It was not
+inconvenient to him meanwhile that Percy Beaumont hadn’t happened to hear
+him make this genial remark.
+
+Mr. Westgate, all this time, hadn’t, as they said at Newport, “come on.”
+His wife more than once announced that she expected him on the morrow;
+but on the morrow she wandered about a little, with a telegram in her
+jewelled fingers, pronouncing it too “fiendish” he should let his
+business so dreadfully absorb him that he could but platonically hope, as
+she expressed it, his two Englishmen were having a good time. “I must
+say,” said Mrs. Westgate, “that it’s no thanks to him if you are!” And
+she went on to explain, while she kept up that slow-paced circulation
+which enabled her well-adjusted skirts to display themselves so
+advantageously, that unfortunately in America there was no leisure-class
+and that the universal passionate surrender of the men to
+business-questions and business-questions only, as if they were the all
+in all of life, was a tide that would have to be stemmed. It was Lord
+Lambeth’s theory, freely propounded when the young men were together,
+that Percy was having a very good time with Mrs. Westgate and that under
+the pretext of meeting for the purpose of animated discussion they were
+indulging in practices that imparted a shade of hypocrisy to the lady’s
+regret for her husband’s absence.
+
+“I assure you we’re always discussing and differing,” Mr. Beaumont
+however asseverated. “She’s awfully argumentative. American ladies
+certainly don’t mind contradicting you flat. Upon my word I don’t think
+I was ever treated so by a woman before. We have ours ever so much more
+in hand. She’s so devilish positive.”
+
+The superlative degree so variously affirmed, however, was evidently a
+source of attraction in Mrs. Westgate, for the elder man was constantly
+at his hostess’s side. He detached himself one day to the extent of
+going to New York to talk over the Tennessee Central with her husband;
+but he was absent only forty-eight hours, during which, with that
+gentleman’s assistance, he completely settled this piece of business.
+“They know how to put things—and put people—‘through’ in New York,” he
+subsequently and quite breathlessly observed to his comrade; and he added
+that Mr. Westgate had seemed markedly to fear his wife might suffer for
+loss of her guest—he had been in such an awful hurry to send him back to
+her. “I’m afraid you’ll never come up to an American husband—if that’s
+what the wives expect,” he said to Lord Lambeth.
+
+Mrs. Westgate, however, was not to enjoy much longer the entertainment
+with which an indulgent husband had desired to keep her provided. August
+had still a part of its course to run when his lordship received from his
+mother the disconcerting news that his father had been taken ill and that
+he had best at once come home. The young nobleman concealed his chagrin
+with no great success. “I left the Duke but the other day absolutely all
+right—so what the deuce does it mean?” he asked of his comrade. “What’s
+a fellow to do?”
+
+Percy Beaumont was scarce less annoyed; he had deemed it his duty, as we
+know, to report faithfully to the Duchess, but had not expected this
+distinguished woman to act so promptly on his hint. “It means,” he said,
+“that your father is somehow, and rather suddenly, laid up. I don’t
+suppose it’s anything serious, but you’ve no option. Take the first
+steamer, but take it without alarm.”
+
+This really struck Lord Lambeth as meaning that he essentially needn’t
+take it, since alarm would have been his only good motive; yet he
+nevertheless, after an hour of intenser irritation than he could quite
+have explained to himself, made his farewells; in the course of which he
+exchanged a few last words with Bessie Alden that are the only ones
+making good their place in our record. “Of course I needn’t assure you
+that if you should come to England next year I expect to be the very
+first person notified of it.”
+
+She looked at him in that way she had which never quite struck him as
+straight and clear, yet which always struck him as kind and true. “Oh,
+if we come to London I should think you’d sufficiently hear of it.”
+
+Percy Beaumont felt it his duty also to embark, and this same rigour
+compelled him, one windless afternoon, in mid-Atlantic, to say to his
+friend that he suspected the Duchess’s telegram to have been in part the
+result of something he himself had written her. “I wrote her—as I
+distinctly warned you I had promised in general to do—that you were
+extremely interested in a little American girl.”
+
+The young man, much upset by this avowal, indulged for some moments in
+the strong and simple language of resentment. But if I have described
+him as inclined to candour and to reason I can give no better proof of it
+than the fact of his being ready to face the truth by the end of half an
+hour. “You were quite right after all. I’m very much interested in her.
+Only, to be fair,” he added, “you should have told my mother also that
+she’s not—at all seriously—interested in poor me.”
+
+Mr. Beaumont gave the rein to mirth and mockery. “There’s nothing so
+charming as modesty in a young man in the position of ‘poor’ you. That
+speech settles for me the question of what’s the matter with you.”
+
+Lord Lambeth’s handsome eyes turned rueful and queer. “Is anything so
+flagrantly the matter with me?”
+
+“Everything, my dear boy,” laughed his companion, passing a hand into his
+arm for a walk.
+
+“Well, _she_ isn’t interested—she isn’t!” the young man insisted.
+
+“My poor friend,” said Percy Beaumont rather gravely, “you’re very far
+gone!”
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+In point of fact, as the latter would have said, Mrs. Westgate
+disembarked by the next mid-May on the British coast. She was
+accompanied by her sister, but unattended by any other member of her
+family. To the lost comfort of a husband respectably to produce, as she
+phrased it, she was now habituated; she had made half a dozen journeys to
+Europe under this drawback of looking ill-temperedly separated and yet of
+being thanklessly enslaved, and she still decently accounted for her
+spurious singleness to wondering friends on this side of the Atlantic by
+formulating the grim truth—the only grimness indeed in all her view—that
+in America there is no leisure-class. The two ladies came up to London
+and alighted at Jones’s Hotel, where Mrs. Westgate, who had made on
+former occasions the most agreeable impression at this establishment,
+received an obsequious greeting. Bessie Alden had felt much excited
+about coming to England; she had expected the “associations” would carry
+her away and counted on the joy of treating her eyes and her imagination
+to all the things she had read of in poets and historians. She was very
+fond of the poets and historians, of the picturesque, of the past, of
+associations, of relics and reverberations of greatness; so that on
+coming into the great English world, where strangeness and familiarity
+would go hand in hand, she was prepared for a swarm of fresh emotions.
+They began very promptly—these tender fluttering sensations; they began
+with the sight of the beautiful English landscape, whose dark richness
+was quickened and brightened by the season; with the carpeted fields and
+flowering hedge-rows, as she looked at them from the window of the train;
+with the spires of the rural churches peeping above the rook-haunted
+tree-tops; with the oak-studded, deer-peopled parks, the ancient homes,
+the cloudy light, the speech, the manners, all the significant
+differences. Mrs. Westgate’s response was of course less quick and less
+extravagant, and she gave but a wandering attention to her sister’s
+ejaculations and rhapsodies.
+
+“You know my enjoyment of England’s not so intellectual as Bessie’s,” she
+said to several of her friends in the course of her visit to this
+country. “And yet if it’s not intellectual I can’t say it’s in the least
+sensual. I don’t think I can quite say what it is, my enjoyment of
+England.” When once it was settled that the two ladies should come
+abroad and should spend a few weeks in London and perhaps in other parts
+of the celebrated island on their way to the Continent, they of course
+exchanged a good many allusions to their English acquaintance.
+
+“It will certainly be much nicer having friends there,” was a remark that
+had one day dropped from Bessie while she sat on the sunny deck of the
+steamer, at her sister’s feet, from under which spread conveniently a
+large soft rug.
+
+“Whom do you mean by friends?” Mrs. Westgate had then invited the girl to
+say.
+
+“All those English gentlemen you’ve known and entertained. Captain
+Littledale, for instance. And Lord Lambeth and Mr. Beaumont,” the girl
+further mentioned.
+
+“Do you expect them to give us a very grand reception?”
+
+She reflected a moment; she was addicted, as we know, to fine reflexion.
+“Well—to be nice.”
+
+“My poor sweet child!” murmured her sister.
+
+“What have I said that’s so silly?” Bessie asked.
+
+“You’re a little too simple; just a little. It’s very becoming, but it
+pleases people at your expense.”
+
+“I’m certainly too simple to understand you,” said our young lady.
+
+Mrs. Westgate had an ominous pause. “Shall I tell you a story?”
+
+“If you’d be so good. That’s what’s frequently done to amuse simple
+people.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate consulted her memory while her companion sat at gaze of the
+shining sea. “Did you ever hear of the Duke of Green-Erin?”
+
+“I think not,” said Bessie.
+
+“Well, it’s no matter,” her sister went on.
+
+“It’s a proof of my simplicity.”
+
+“My story’s meant to illustrate that of some other people,” said Mrs.
+Westgate. “The Duke of Green-Erin’s what they call in England a great
+swell, and some five years ago he came to America. He spent most of his
+time in New York, and in New York he spent his days and his nights at the
+Butterworths’. You’ve heard at least of the Butterworths. _Bien_. They
+did everything in the world for him—the poor Butterworths—they turned
+themselves inside out. They gave him a dozen dinner-parties and balls,
+and were the means of his being invited to fifty more. At first he used
+to come into Mrs. Butterworth’s box at the opera in a tweed
+travelling-suit, but some one stopped that. At any rate he had a
+beautiful time and they parted the best friends in the world. Two years
+elapse and the Butterworths come abroad and go to London. The first
+thing they see in all the papers—in England those things are in the most
+prominent place—is that the Duke of Green-Erin has arrived in town for
+the season. They wait a little, and then Mr. Butterworth—as polite as
+ever—goes and leaves a card. They wait a little more; the visit’s not
+returned; they wait three weeks: _silence de mort_, the Duke gives no
+sign. The Butterworths see a lot of other people, put down the Duke of
+Green-Erin as a rude ungrateful man and forget all about him. One fine
+day they go to Ascot Races—where they meet him face to face. He stares a
+moment and then comes up to Mr. Butterworth, taking something from his
+pocket-book—something which proves to be a banknote. ‘I’m glad to see
+you, Mr. Butterworth,’ he says, ‘so that I can pay you that ten pounds I
+lost to you in New York. I saw the other day you remembered our bet;
+here are the ten pounds, Mr. Butterworth. Good-bye, Mr. Butterworth.’
+And off he goes, and that’s the last they see of the Duke of Green-Erin.”
+
+“Is that your story?” asked Bessie Alden.
+
+“Don’t tell me you don’t think it interesting!” her sister replied.
+
+“I don’t think I believe it,” said the girl.
+
+“Ah, then,” cried Mrs. Westgate, “mademoiselle isn’t of such an unspotted
+_candeur_! Believe it or not as you like. There’s at any rate no smoke
+without fire.”
+
+“Is that the way,” asked Bessie after a moment, “that you expect your
+friends to treat you?”
+
+“I defy them to treat me very ill, for the simple reason that I shall
+never give them the opportunity. With the best will in the world, in
+that case, they can’t be very disobliging.”
+
+Our young lady for a time said nothing. “I don’t see what makes you talk
+that way,” she then resumed. “The English are a great people.”
+
+“Exactly; and that’s just the way they’ve grown great—by dropping you
+when you’ve ceased to be useful. People say they aren’t clever, but I
+find them prodigiously clever.”
+
+“You know you’ve liked them—all the Englishmen you’ve seen,” Bessie
+brought up.
+
+“They’ve liked _me_,” her sister returned; “so I think I’d rather put it.
+And of course one likes that.”
+
+Bessie pursued for some moments her studies in sea-green. “Well,” she
+said, “whether they like me or not, I mean to like them. And happily,”
+she wound up, “Lord Lambeth doesn’t owe me ten pounds.”
+
+During the first few days after their arrival at Jones’s Hotel our
+charming Americans were much occupied with what they would have called
+looking about them. They found occasion to make numerous purchases, and
+their opportunities for inquiry and comment were only those supplied by
+the deferential London shopmen. Bessie Alden, even in driving from the
+station, felt to intensity the many-voiced appeal of the capital of the
+race from which she had sprung, and, at the risk of exhibiting her as a
+person of vulgar tastes, it must be recorded that for many days she
+desired no higher pleasure than to roll about the crowded streets in the
+public conveyances. They presented to her attentive eyes strange
+pictures and figures, and it’s at least beneath the dignity of our
+historic muse to enumerate the trivial objects and incidents in which the
+imagination of this simple young lady from Boston lost itself. It may be
+freely mentioned, however, that whenever, after a round of visits in Bond
+Street and Regent Street, she was about to return with her sister to
+Jones’s Hotel, she desired they should, at whatever cost to convenience,
+be driven home by way of Westminster Abbey. She had begun by asking if
+it wouldn’t be possible to take the Tower _en route_ to their lodgings;
+but it happened that at a more primitive stage of her culture Mrs.
+Westgate had paid a visit to this venerable relic, which she spoke of
+ever afterwards, vaguely, as a dreadful disappointment. She thus
+expressed the liveliest disapproval of any attempt to combine historical
+researches with the purchase of hair-brushes and notepaper. The most she
+would consent to do in the line of backward brooding was to spend half an
+hour at Madame Tussaud’s, where she saw several dusty wax effigies of
+members of the Royal Family. It was made clear to Bessie that if she
+wished to go to the Tower she must get some one else to take her. Bessie
+expressed hereupon an earnest disposition to go alone; but in respect to
+this proposal as well Mrs. Westgate had the cold sense of complications.
+
+“Remember,” she said, “that you’re not in your innocent little Boston.
+It’s not a question of walking up and down Beacon Street.” With which
+she went on to explain that there were two classes of American girls in
+Europe—those who walked about alone and those who didn’t. “You happen to
+belong, my dear,” she said to her sister, “to the class that doesn’t.”
+
+“It’s only,” laughed Bessie, though all yearningly, “because you happen
+quite arbitrarily to place me.” And she devoted much private meditation
+to this question of effecting a visit to the Tower of London.
+
+Suddenly it seemed as if the problem might be solved; the two ladies at
+Jones’s Hotel received a visit from Willie Woodley. So was familiarly
+designated a young American who had sailed from New York a few days after
+their own departure and who, enjoying some freedom of acquaintance with
+them in that city, had lost no time, on his arrival in London, in coming
+to pay them his respects. He had in fact gone to see them directly after
+going to see his tailor; than which there can be no greater exhibition of
+promptitude on the part of a young American just installed at the Charing
+Cross Hotel. He was a slight, mild youth, without high colour but with
+many elegant forms, famous for the authority with which he led the
+“German” in New York. He was indeed, by the young ladies who habitually
+figured in such evolutions, reckoned “the best dancer in the world”; it
+was in those terms he was always spoken of and his pleasant identity
+indicated. He was the most convenient gentle young man, for almost any
+casual light purpose, it was possible to meet; he was beautifully
+dressed—“in the English style”—and knew an immense deal about London. He
+had been at Newport during the previous summer, at the time of our young
+Englishmen’s visit, and he took extreme pleasure in the society of Bessie
+Alden, whom he never addressed but as “Miss Bessie.” She immediately
+arranged with him, in the presence of her sister, that he should guide
+her to the scene of Lady Jane Grey’s execution.
+
+“You may do as you please,” said Mrs. Westgate. “Only—if you desire the
+information—it is not the custom here for young ladies to knock about
+London with wild young men.”
+
+“Miss Bessie has waltzed with me so often—not to call it so wildly,” the
+young man returned, “that she can surely go out with me in a jog-trot
+cab.”
+
+“I consider public waltzing,” said Mrs. Westgate, “the most innocent,
+because the most guarded and regulated, pleasure of our time.”
+
+“It’s a jolly compliment to our time!” Mr. Woodley cried with a laugh of
+the most candid significance.
+
+“I don’t see why I should regard what’s done here,” Bessie pursued. “Why
+should I suffer the restrictions of a society of which I enjoy none of
+the privileges?”
+
+“That’s very good—very good,” her friend applauded.
+
+“Oh, go to the Tower and feel the axe if you like!” said Mrs. Westgate.
+“I consent to your going with Mr. Woodley; but I wouldn’t let you go with
+an Englishman.”
+
+“Miss Bessie wouldn’t care to go with an Englishman!” Mr. Woodley
+declared with an asperity doubtless not unnatural in a young man who,
+dressing in a manner that I have indicated and knowing a great deal, as I
+have said, about London, saw no reason for drawing these sharp
+distinctions. He agreed upon a day with Miss Bessie—a day of that same
+week; while an ingenious mind might perhaps have traced a connexion
+between the girl’s reference to her lack of social privilege or festal
+initiation and a question she asked on the morrow as she sat with her
+sister at luncheon.
+
+“Don’t you mean to write to—to any one?”
+
+“I wrote this morning to Captain Littledale,” Mrs. Westgate replied.
+
+“But Mr. Woodley believes Captain Littledale away in India.”
+
+“He said he thought he had heard so; he knows nothing about it.”
+
+For a moment Bessie said nothing more; then at last, “And don’t you
+intend to write to—to Mr. Beaumont?” she inquired.
+
+Her sister waited with a look at her. “You mean to Lord Lambeth.”
+
+“I said Mr. Beaumont because he was—at Newport—so good a friend of
+yours.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate prolonged the attitude of sisterly truth. “I don’t really
+care two straws for Mr. Beaumont.”
+
+“You were certainly very nice to him.”
+
+“I’m very nice to every one,” said Mrs. Westgate simply.
+
+Nothing indeed could have been simpler save perhaps the way Bessie smiled
+back: “To every one but me.”
+
+Her sister continued to look at her. “Are you in love with Lord
+Lambeth?”
+
+Our young woman stared a moment, and the question was too unattended with
+any train even to make her shy. “Not that I know of.”
+
+“Because if you are,” Mrs. Westgate went on, “I shall certainly not send
+for him.”
+
+“That proves what I said,” Bessie gaily insisted—“that you’re not really
+nice to me.”
+
+“It would be a poor service, my dear child,” said her sister.
+
+“In what sense? There’s nothing _against_ Lord Lambeth that I know of.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate seemed to cover much country in a few moments. “You _are_
+in love with him then?”
+
+Bessie stared again, but this time blushing a little. “Ah, if you’ll not
+be serious we won’t mention him again.”
+
+For some minutes accordingly Lord Lambeth was shrouded in silence, and it
+was Mrs. Westgate who, at the end of this period, removed the ban. “Of
+course I shall let him know we’re here. I think he’d be hurt—justly
+enough—if we should go away without seeing him. It’s fair to give him a
+chance to come and thank me for the kindness we showed him. But I don’t
+want to seem eager.”
+
+“Neither do I,” said Bessie very simply.
+
+“Though I confess,” her companion added, “that I’m curious to see how
+he’ll behave.”
+
+“He behaved very well at Newport.”
+
+“Newport isn’t London. At Newport he could do as he liked; but here it’s
+another affair. He has to have an eye to consequences.”
+
+“If he had more freedom then at Newport,” argued Bessie, “it’s the more
+to his credit that he behaved well; and if he has to be so careful here
+it’s possible he’ll behave even better.”
+
+“Better, better?” echoed her sister a little impatiently. “My dear
+child, what do you mean by better and what’s your point of view?”
+
+Bessie wondered. “What do _you_ mean by my point of view?”
+
+“Don’t you care for Lord Lambeth—a tiny speck?” Mrs. Westgate demanded.
+
+This time Bessie Alden took it with still deeper reserve. She slowly got
+up from table, turning her face away. “You’ll oblige me by not talking
+so.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate sat watching her for some moments as she moved slowly about
+the room and went and stood at the window. “I’ll write to him this
+afternoon,” she said at last.
+
+“Do as you please!” Bessie answered; after which she turned round. “I’m
+not afraid to say I like Lord Lambeth. I like him very much.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate bethought herself. “He’s not clever.”
+
+“Well, there have been clever people whom I’ve disliked,” the girl said;
+“so I suppose I may like a stupid one. Besides, Lord Lambeth’s no
+stupider than any one else.”
+
+“No stupider than he gives you warning of,” her sister smiled.
+
+“If I were in love with him as you said just now,” Bessie returned, “it
+would be bad policy on your part to abuse him.”
+
+“My dear child, don’t give me lessons in policy!” cried Mrs. Westgate.
+“The policy I mean to follow is very deep.”
+
+The girl began once more to walk about; then she stopped before her
+companion. “I’ve never heard in the course of five minutes so many hints
+and innuendoes. I wish you’d tell me in plain English what you mean.”
+
+“I mean you may be much annoyed.”
+
+“That’s still only a hint,” said Bessie.
+
+Her sister just hesitated. “It will be said of you that you’ve come
+after him—that you followed him.”
+
+Bessie threw back her pretty head much as a startled hind, and a look
+flashed into her face that made Mrs. Westgate get up. “Who says such
+things as that?”
+
+“People here.”
+
+“I don’t believe it.”
+
+“You’ve a very convenient faculty of doubt. But my policy will be, as I
+say, very deep. I shall leave you to find out as many things as possible
+for yourself.”
+
+Bessie fixed her eyes on her sister, and Mrs. Westgate could have
+believed there were tears in them. “Do they talk that way here?”
+
+“You’ll see. I shall let you alone.”
+
+“Don’t let me alone,” said Bessie Alden. “Take me away.”
+
+“No; I want to see what you make of it,” her sister continued.
+
+“I don’t understand.”
+
+“You’ll understand after Lord Lambeth has come,” said Mrs. Westgate with
+a persistence of private amusement.
+
+The two ladies had arranged that on this afternoon Willie Woodley should
+go with them to Hyde Park, where Bessie expected it would prove a rich
+passage to have sat on a little green chair under the great trees and
+beside Rotten Row. The want of a suitable escort had hitherto hampered
+this adventure; but no escort, now, for such an expedition, could have
+been more suitable than their devoted young countryman, whose mission in
+life, it might almost be said, was to find chairs for ladies and who
+appeared on the stroke of half-past five adorned with every superficial
+grace that could qualify him for the scene.
+
+“I’ve written to Lord Lambeth, my dear,” Mrs. Westgate mentioned on
+coming into the room where Bessie, drawing on long grey gloves, had given
+their visitor the impression that she was particularly attuned. Bessie
+said nothing, but Willie Woodley exclaimed that his lordship was in town;
+he had seen his name in the _Morning Post_. “Do you read the _Morning
+Post_?” Mrs. Westgate thereupon asked.
+
+“Oh yes; it’s great fun.” Mr. Woodley almost spoke as if the pleasure
+were attended with physical risk.
+
+“I want so to see it,” said Bessie, “there’s so much about it in
+Thackeray.”
+
+“I’ll send it to you every morning!” cried the young man with elation.
+
+He found them what Bessie thought excellent places under the great trees
+and beside the famous avenue the humours of which had been made familiar
+to the girl’s childhood by the pictures in _Punch_. The day was bright
+and warm and the crowd of riders and spectators, as well as the great
+procession of carriages, proportionately dense and many-coloured. The
+scene bore the stamp of the London social pressure at its highest, and it
+made our young woman think of more things than she could easily express
+to her companions. She sat silent, under her parasol, while her
+imagination, according to its wont, kept pace with the deep strong tide
+of the exhibition. Old impressions and preconceptions became living
+things before the show, and she found herself, amid the crowd of images,
+fitting a history to this person and a theory to that, and making a place
+for them all in her small private museum of types. But if she said
+little her sister on one side and Willie Woodley on the other delivered
+themselves in lively alternation.
+
+“Look at that green dress with blue flounces. Quelle toilette!” said
+Mrs. Westgate.
+
+“That’s the Marquis of Blackborough,” the young man was able to
+contribute—“the one in the queer white coat. I heard him speak the other
+night in the House of Lords; it was something about ramrods; he called
+them _wamwods_. He’s an awful swell.”
+
+“Did you ever see anything like the way they’re pinned back?” Mrs.
+Westgate resumed. “They never know where to stop.”
+
+“They do nothing but stop,” said Willie Woodley. “It prevents them from
+walking. Here comes a great celebrity—Lady Beatrice Bellevue. She’s
+awfully fast; see what little steps she takes.”
+
+“Well, my dear,” Mrs. Westgate pursued to Bessie, “I hope you’re getting
+some ideas for your couturière?”
+
+“I’m getting plenty of ideas,” said Bessie, “but I don’t know that my
+couturière would particularly appreciate them.”
+
+Their companion presently perceived a mounted friend who drew up beside
+the barrier of the Row and beckoned to him. He went forward and the
+crowd of pedestrians closed about him, so that for some minutes he was
+hidden from sight. At last he reappeared, bringing a gentleman with
+him—a gentleman whom Bessie at first supposed to be his friend
+dismounted. But at a second glance she found herself looking at Lord
+Lambeth, who was shaking hands with her sister.
+
+“I found him over there,” said Willie Woodley, “and I told him you were
+here.”
+
+And then Lord Lambeth, raising his hat afresh, shook hands with
+Bessie—“Fancy your being here!” He was blushing and smiling; he looked
+very handsome and he had a note of splendour he had not had in America.
+The girl’s free fancy, as we know, was just then in marked exercise; so
+that the tall young Englishman, as he stood there looking down at her,
+had the benefit of it. “He’s handsomer and more splendid than anything
+I’ve ever seen,” she said to herself. And then she remembered he was a
+Marquis and she thought he somehow looked a Marquis.
+
+“Really, you know,” he cried, “you ought to have let a fellow know you’ve
+come!”
+
+“I wrote to you an hour ago,” said Mrs. Westgate.
+
+“Doesn’t all the world know it?” smiled Bessie.
+
+“I assure you I didn’t know it!” he insisted. “Upon my honour I hadn’t
+heard of it. Ask Woodley now; had I, Woodley?”
+
+“Well, I think you’re rather a humbug,” this gentleman brought forth.
+
+“You don’t believe that—do you, Miss Alden?” asked his lordship. “You
+don’t believe I’m rather a humbug, eh?”
+
+“No,” said Bessie after an instant, but choosing and conferring a grace
+on the literal—“I don’t.”
+
+“You’re too tall to stand up, Lord Lambeth,” Mrs. Westgate pronounced.
+“You approach the normal only when you sit down. Be so good as to get a
+chair.”
+
+He found one and placed it sidewise, close to the two ladies. “If I
+hadn’t met Woodley I should never have found you,” he went on. “Should
+I, Woodley?”
+
+“Well, I guess not,” said the young American.
+
+“Not even with my letter?” asked Mrs. Westgate.
+
+“Ah, well, I haven’t got your letter yet; I suppose I shall get it this
+evening. It was awfully kind of you to write.”
+
+“So I said to Bessie,” the elder lady observed.
+
+“_Did_ she say so, Miss Alden?” Lord Lambeth a little pointlessly
+inquired. “I daresay you’ve been here a month.”
+
+“We’ve been here three,” mocked Mrs. Westgate.
+
+“_Have_ you been here three months?” the young man asked again of Bessie.
+
+“It seems a long time,” Bessie answered.
+
+He had but a brief wonder—he found something. “I say, after that you had
+better not call me a humbug! I’ve only been in town three weeks, but you
+must have been hiding away. I haven’t seen you anywhere.”
+
+“Where should you have seen us—where should we have gone?” Mrs. Westgate
+fairly put to him.
+
+It found Willie Woodley at least ready. “You should have gone to
+Hurlingham.”
+
+“No, let Lord Lambeth tell us,” Mrs. Westgate insisted.
+
+“There are plenty of places to go to,” he said—“each one stupider than
+the other. I mean people’s houses. They send you cards.”
+
+“No one has sent us a scrap of a card,” Bessie laughed.
+
+Mrs. Westgate attenuated. “We’re very quiet. We’re here as travellers.”
+
+“We’ve been to Madame Tussaud’s,” Bessie further mentioned.
+
+“Oh I say!” cried Lord Lambeth.
+
+“We thought we should find your image there,” said Mrs. Westgate—“yours
+and Mr. Beaumont’s.”
+
+“In the Chamber of Horrors?” laughed the young man.
+
+“It did duty very well for a party,” said Mrs. Westgate. “All the women
+were _décolletées_, and many of the figures looked as if they could
+almost speak.”
+
+“Upon my word,” his lordship returned, “you see people at London parties
+who look a long way from that!”
+
+“Do you think Mr. Woodley could find us Mr. Beaumont?” asked the elder of
+the ladies.
+
+He stared and looked about. “I daresay he could. Percy sometimes comes
+here. Don’t you think you could find him, Woodley? Make a dive or a
+dash for it.”
+
+“Thank you; I’ve had enough of violent movement,” said Willie Woodley.
+“I’ll wait till Mr. Beaumont comes to the surface.”
+
+“I’ll bring him to see you,” said Lord Lambeth. “Where are you staying?”
+
+“You’ll find the address in my letter—Jones’s Hotel.”
+
+“Oh, one of those places just out of Piccadilly? Beastly hole, isn’t
+it?” Lord Lambeth inquired.
+
+“I believe it’s the best hotel in London,” said Mrs. Westgate.
+
+“But they give you awful rubbish to eat, don’t they?” his lordship went
+on.
+
+Mrs. Westgate practised the same serenity. “Awful.”
+
+“I always feel so sorry for people who come up to town and go to live in
+those dens,” continued the young man. “They eat nothing but filth.”
+
+“Oh I say!” cried Willie Woodley.
+
+“Well, and how do you like London, Miss Alden?” Lord Lambeth asked,
+unperturbed by this ejaculation.
+
+The girl was prompt. “I think it grand.”
+
+“My sister likes it, in spite of the ‘filth’!” Mrs. Westgate recorded.
+
+“I hope then you’re going to stop a long time.”
+
+“As long as I can,” Bessie replied.
+
+“And where’s wonderful Mr. Westgate?” asked Lord Lambeth of this
+gentleman’s wife.
+
+“He’s where he always is—in that tiresome New York.”
+
+“He must have staying power,” said the young man.
+
+She appeared to consider. “Well, he stays ahead of every one else.”
+
+Lord Lambeth sat nearly an hour with his American friends; but it is not
+our purpose to relate their conversation in full. He addressed a great
+many remarks to the younger lady and finally turned toward her
+altogether, while Willie Woodley wasted a certain amount of effort to
+regale Mrs. Westgate. Bessie herself was sparing of effusion; she
+thought, on her guard, of what her sister had said to her at luncheon.
+Little by little, however, she interested herself again in her English
+friend very much as she had done at Newport; only it seemed to her he
+might here become more interesting. He would be an unconscious part of
+the antiquity, the impressiveness, the picturesqueness of England; of all
+of which things poor Bessie Alden, like most familiars of the
+overciphered _tabula rasa_, was terribly at the mercy.
+
+“I’ve often wished I were back at Newport,” the young man candidly
+stated. “Those days I spent at your sister’s were awfully jolly.”
+
+“We enjoyed them very much; I hope your father’s better.”
+
+“Oh dear yes. When I got to England the old humbug was out
+grouse-shooting. It was what you call in America a gigantic fraud. My
+mother had got nervous. My three weeks at Newport seemed a happy dream.”
+
+“America certainly is very different from England,” said Bessie.
+
+“I hope you like England better, eh?” he returned almost persuasively.
+
+“No Englishman can ask that seriously of a person of another country.”
+
+He turned his cheerful brown eyes on her. “You mean it’s a matter of
+course?”
+
+“If I were English,” said Bessie, “it would certainly seem to me a matter
+of course that every one should be a good patriot.”
+
+“Oh dear, yes; patriotism’s everything.” He appeared not quite to
+follow, but was clearly contented. “Now what are you going to do here?”
+
+“On Thursday I’m going to the Tower.”
+
+“The Tower?”
+
+“The Tower of London. Did you never hear of it?”
+
+“Oh yes, I’ve been there,” said Lord Lambeth. “I was taken there by my
+governess when I was six years old. It’s a rum idea your going there.”
+
+“Do give me a few more rum ideas then. I want to see everything of that
+sort. I’m going to Hampton Court and to Windsor and to the Dulwich
+Gallery.”
+
+He seemed greatly amused. “I wonder you don’t go to Rosherville
+Gardens.”
+
+Bessie yearned. “Are they interesting?”
+
+“Oh wonderful!”
+
+“Are they weirdly old? That’s all I care for,” she said.
+
+“They’re tremendously old; they’re all falling to ruins.”
+
+The girl rose to it. “I think there’s nothing so charming as an old
+ruinous garden. We must certainly go there.”
+
+Her friend broke out into mirth. “I say, Woodley, here’s Miss Alden
+wants to go down to Rosherville Gardens! Hang it, they _are_ ‘weird’!”
+
+Willie Woodley looked a little blank; he was caught in the fact of
+ignorance of an apparently conspicuous feature of London life. But in a
+moment he turned it off. “Very well,” he said, “I’ll write for a
+permit.”
+
+Lord Lambeth’s exhilaration increased. “‘Gad, I believe that, to get
+your money’s worth over here, you Americans would go anywhere!”
+
+“We wish to go to Parliament,” said Bessie. “That’s one of the first
+things.”
+
+“Ah, it would bore you to death!” he returned.
+
+“We wish to hear you speak.”
+
+“I never speak—except to young ladies.”
+
+She looked at him from under the shade of her parasol. “You’re very
+strange,” she then quietly concluded. “I don’t think I approve of you.”
+
+“Ah, now don’t be severe, Miss Alden!” he cried with the note of
+sincerity. “Please don’t be severe. I want you to like me—awfully.”
+
+“To like you awfully? You mustn’t laugh at me then when I make mistakes.
+I regard it as my right—as a free-born American—to make as many mistakes
+as I choose.”
+
+“Upon my word I didn’t laugh at you,” the young man pleaded.
+
+“And not only that,” Bessie went on; “but I hold that all my mistakes
+should be set down to my credit. You must think the better of me for
+them.”
+
+“I can’t think better of you than I do,” he declared.
+
+Again, shadily, she took him in. “You certainly speak very well to young
+ladies. But why don’t you address the House?—isn’t that what they call
+it?”
+
+“Because I’ve nothing to say.”
+
+“Haven’t you a great position?” she demanded.
+
+He looked a moment at the back of his glove. “I’ll set that down as one
+of your mistakes—to your credit.” And as if he disliked talking about
+his position he changed the subject. “I wish you’d let me go with you to
+the Tower and to Hampton Court and to all those other places.”
+
+“We shall be most happy,” said Bessie.
+
+“And of course I shall be delighted to show you the Houses of
+Parliament—some day that suits you. There are a lot of things I want to
+do for you. I want you to have a good time. And I should like very much
+to present some of my friends to you if it wouldn’t bore you. Then it
+would be awfully kind of you to come down to Branches.”
+
+“We’re much obliged to you, Lord Lambeth,” said Bessie. “And what may
+Branches be?”
+
+“It’s a house in the country. I think you might like it.”
+
+Willie Woodley and Mrs. Westgate were at this moment sitting in silence,
+and the young man’s ear caught these last words of the other pair. “He’s
+inviting Miss Bessie to one of his castles,” he murmured to his
+companion.
+
+Mrs. Westgate hereupon, foreseeing what she mentally called
+“complications,” immediately got up; and the two ladies, taking leave of
+their English friend, returned, under conduct of their American, to
+Jones’s Hotel.
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+Lord Lambeth came to see them on the morrow, bringing Percy Beaumont with
+him—the latter having at once declared his intention of neglecting none
+of the usual offices of civility. This declaration, however, on his
+kinsman’s informing him of the advent of the two ladies, had been
+preceded by another exchange.
+
+“Here they are then and you’re in for it.”
+
+“And what am I in for?” the younger man had inquired.
+
+“I’ll let your mother give it a name. With all respect to whom,” Percy
+had added, “I must decline on this occasion to do any more police duty.
+The Duchess must look after you herself.”
+
+“I’ll give her a chance,” the Duchess’s son had returned a trifle grimly.
+“I shall make her go and see them.”
+
+“She won’t do it, my boy.”
+
+“We’ll see if she doesn’t,” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+But if Mr. Beaumont took a subtle view of the arrival of the fair
+strangers at Jones’s Hotel he was sufficiently capable of a still deeper
+refinement to offer them a smiling countenance. He fell into animated
+conversation—conversation animated at least on _her_ side—with Mrs.
+Westgate, while his companion appealed more confusedly to the younger
+lady. Mrs. Westgate began confessing and protesting, declaring and
+discriminating.
+
+“I must say London’s a great deal brighter and prettier just now than it
+was when I was here last—in the month of November. There’s evidently a
+great deal going on, and you seem to have a good many flowers. I’ve no
+doubt it’s very charming for all you people and that you amuse yourselves
+immensely. It’s very good of you to let Bessie and me come and sit and
+look at you. I suppose you’ll think I’m very satirical, but I must
+confess that that’s the feeling I have in London.”
+
+“I’m afraid I don’t quite understand to what feeling you allude,” said
+Percy Beaumont.
+
+“The feeling that it’s all very well for you English people.
+Everything’s beautifully arranged for you.”
+
+“It seems to me it’s very well arranged here for some Americans
+sometimes,” Percy plucked up spirit to answer.
+
+“For some of them, yes—if they like to be patronised. But I must say I
+don’t like to be patronised. I may be very eccentric and undisciplined
+and unreasonable, but I confess I never was fond of patronage. I like to
+associate with people on the same terms as I do in my own country; that’s
+a peculiar taste that I have. But here people seem to expect something
+else—really I can’t make out quite what. I’m afraid you’ll think I’m
+very ungrateful, for I certainly have received in one way and another a
+great deal of attention. The last time I was here a lady sent me a
+message that I was at liberty to come and pay her my respects.”
+
+“Dear me, I hope you didn’t go,” Mr. Beaumont cried.
+
+“You’re deliciously naïf, I must say that for you!” Mrs. Westgate
+promptly pursued. “It must be a great advantage to you here in London.
+I suppose that if I myself had a little more naïveté—of your blessed
+national lack of any approach to a sense for shades—I should enjoy it
+more. I should be content to sit on a chair in the Park and see the
+people pass, to be told that this is the Duchess of Suffolk and that the
+Lord Chamberlain, and that I must be thankful for the privilege of
+beholding them. I daresay it’s very peevish and critical of me to ask
+for anything else. But I was always critical—it’s the joy of my life—and
+I freely confess to the sin of being fastidious. I’m told there’s some
+remarkably superior second-rate society provided here for strangers.
+_Merci_! I don’t want any superior second-rate society. I want the
+society I’ve been accustomed to.”
+
+Percy mustered a rueful gaiety. “I hope you don’t call Lambeth and me
+second-rate!”
+
+“Oh I’m accustomed to you!” said Mrs. Westgate. “Do you know you English
+sometimes make the most wonderful speeches? The first time I came to
+London I went out to dine—as I told you, I’ve received a great deal of
+attention. After dinner, in the drawing-room, I had some conversation
+with an old lady—no, you mustn’t look that way: I assure you I had! I
+forget what we talked about, but she presently said, in allusion to
+something we were discussing: ‘Oh, you know, the aristocracy do
+so-and-so, but in one’s own class of life it’s very different.’ In one’s
+own class of life! What’s a poor unprotected American woman to do in a
+country where she is liable to have that sort of thing said to her?”
+
+“I should say she’s not to mind, not a rap—though you seem to get hold of
+some very queer old ladies. I compliment you on your acquaintance!”
+Percy pursued. “If you’re trying to bring me to admit that London’s an
+odious place you’ll not succeed. I’m extremely fond of it and think it
+the jolliest place in the world.”
+
+“Pour vous autres—I never said the contrary,” Mrs. Westgate retorted—an
+expression made use of, this last, because both interlocutors had begun
+to raise their voices. Mr. Beaumont naturally didn’t like to hear the
+seat of his existence abused, and Mrs. Westgate, no less naturally,
+didn’t like a stubborn debater.
+
+“Hallo!” said Lord Lambeth; “what are they up to now?” And he came away
+from the window, where he had been standing with Bessie.
+
+“I quite agree with a very clever countrywoman of mine,” the elder lady
+continued with charming ardour even if with imperfect relevancy. She
+smiled at the two gentlemen for a moment with terrible brightness, as if
+to toss at their feet—upon their native heath—the gauntlet of defiance.
+“For me there are only two social positions worth speaking of—that of an
+American lady and that of the Emperor of Russia.”
+
+“And what do you do with the American gentlemen?” asked Lord Lambeth.
+
+“She leaves them in America!” said his comrade.
+
+On the departure of their visitors Bessie mentioned that Lord Lambeth
+would come the next day, to go with them to the Tower, and that he had
+kindly offered to bring his “trap” and drive them all through the city.
+Mrs. Westgate listened in silence to this news and for some time
+afterwards also said nothing. But at last, “If you hadn’t requested me
+the other day not to speak of it,” she began, “there’s something I’d make
+bold to ask you.” Bessie frowned a little; her dark blue eyes grew more
+dark than blue. But her sister went on. “As it is I’ll take the risk.
+You’re not in love with Lord Lambeth: I believe it perfectly. Very good.
+But is there by chance any danger of your becoming so? It’s a very
+simple question—don’t take offence. I’ve a particular reason,” said Mrs.
+Westgate, “for wanting to know.”
+
+Bessie for some moments said nothing; she only looked displeased. “No;
+there’s no danger,” she at last answered with a certain dryness.
+
+“Then I should like to frighten them!” cried her sister, clasping
+jewelled hands.
+
+“To frighten whom?”
+
+“All these people. Lord Lambeth’s family and friends.”
+
+The girl wondered. “How should you frighten them?”
+
+“It wouldn’t be I—it would be you. It would frighten them to suppose you
+holding in thrall his lordship’s young affections.”
+
+Our young lady, her clear eyes still overshadowed by her dark brows,
+continued to examine it. “Why should that frighten them?”
+
+Mrs. Westgate winged her shaft with a smile before launching it.
+“Because they think you’re not good enough. You’re a charming girl,
+beautiful and amiable, intelligent and clever, and as _bien-élevée_ as it
+is possible to be; but you’re not a fit match for Lord Lambeth.”
+
+Bessie showed again a coldness. “Where do you get such extraordinary
+ideas? You’ve said some such odd things lately. My dear Kitty, where do
+you collect them?”
+
+But Kitty, unabashed, held to her idea. “Yes, it would put them on pins
+and needles, and it wouldn’t hurt you. Mr. Beaumont’s already most
+uneasy. I could soon see that.”
+
+The girl turned it over. “Do you mean they spy on him, that they
+interfere with him?”
+
+“I don’t know what power they have to interfere, but I know that a
+British _materfamilias_—and when she’s a Duchess into the bargain—is
+often a force to be reckoned with.”
+
+It has already been intimated that before certain appearances of strange
+or sinister cast our young woman was apt to shy off into scepticism. She
+abstained on the present occasion from expressing disbelief, for she
+wished not to irritate her sister. But she said to herself that Kitty
+had been misinformed—that this was a traveller’s tale. Though she was a
+girl of quick imagination there could in the nature of things be no truth
+for her in the attribution to her of a vulgar identity. Only the form
+she gave her doubt was: “I must say that in that case I’m very sorry for
+Lord Lambeth.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate, more and more exhilarated by her own scheme, irradiated
+interest. “If I could only believe it was safe! But when you begin to
+pity him I, on my side, am afraid.”
+
+“Afraid of what?”
+
+“Of your pitying him too much.”
+
+Bessie turned impatiently off—then at the end of a minute faced about.
+“What if I _should_ pity him too much?”
+
+Mrs. Westgate hereupon averted herself, but after a moment’s reflexion
+met the case. “It would come, after all, to the same thing.”
+
+Lord Lambeth came the next day with his trap, when the two ladies,
+attended by Willie Woodley, placed themselves under his guidance and were
+conveyed eastward, through some of the most fascinating, as Bessie called
+them, even though the duskiest districts, to the great turreted donjon
+that overlooks the London shipping. They alighted together to enter the
+famous fortress, where they secured the services of a venerable
+beef-eater, who, ignoring the presence of other dependants on his
+leisure, made a fine exclusive party of them and marched them through
+courts and corridors, through armouries and prisons. He delivered his
+usual peripatetic discourse, and they stopped and stared and peeped and
+stooped according as he marshalled and directed them. Bessie appealed to
+this worthy—even on more heads than he seemed aware of; she overtaxed, in
+her earnestness, his learnt lesson and found the place, as she more than
+once mentioned to him, quite delirious. Lord Lambeth was in high
+good-humour; his delirium at least was gay and he betrayed afresh that
+aptitude for the simpler forms of ironic comment that the girl had noted
+in him. Willie Woodley kept looking at the ceilings and tapping the
+walls with the knuckle of a pearl-grey glove; and Mrs. Westgate, asking
+at frequent intervals to be allowed to sit down and wait till they came
+back, was as frequently informed that they would never do anything so
+weak. When it befell that Bessie’s glowing appeals, chiefly on
+collateral points of English history, but left the warder gaping she
+resorted straight to Lord Lambeth. His lordship then pleaded gross
+incompetence, declaring he knew nothing about that sort of thing and
+greatly diverted, to all appearance, at being treated as an authority.
+
+“You can’t honestly expect people to know as awfully much as you,” he
+said.
+
+“I should expect you to know a great deal more,” Bessie Alden returned.
+
+“Well, women always know more than men about names and dates and
+historical characters,” he said. “There was Lady Jane Grey we’ve just
+been hearing about, who went in for Latin and Greek and all the learning
+of her age.”
+
+“_You_ have no right to be ignorant at all events,” Bessie argued with
+all her freedom.
+
+“Why haven’t I as good a right as any one else?”
+
+“Because you’ve lived in the midst of all these things.”
+
+“What things do you mean? Axes and blocks and thumbscrews?”
+
+“All these historical things. You belong to an historical family.”
+
+“Bessie really harks back too much to the dead past—she makes too much of
+it,” Mrs. Westgate opined, catching the sense of this colloquy.
+
+“Yes, you hark back,” the young man laughed, thankful for a formula.
+“You do make too much of the dead past.”
+
+He went with the ladies a couple of days later to Hampton Court, Willie
+Woodley being also of the party. The afternoon was charming, the famous
+horse-chestnuts blossomed to admiration, and Lord Lambeth, who found in
+Miss Alden the improving governess, he declared, of his later immaturity,
+as Mademoiselle Boquet, dragging him by the hand to view all lions, had
+been that of his earliest, pronounced the old red palace not half so
+beastly as he had supposed. Bessie herself rose to raptures; she went
+about murmuring and “raving.” “It’s too lovely; it’s too enchanting;
+it’s too exactly what it ought to be!”
+
+At Hampton Court the tinkling flocks are not provided with an official
+bellwether, but are left to browse at discretion on the tough herbage of
+History. It happened in this manner that, in default of another
+informant, our young woman, who on doubtful questions was able to suggest
+a great many alternatives, found herself again apply for judicious
+support to Lord Lambeth. He, however, could but once more declare
+himself a broken reed and that his education, in such matters, had been
+sadly neglected.
+
+“And I’m sorry it makes you so wretched,” he further professed.
+
+“You’re so disappointing, you know,” she returned; but more in pity—pity
+for herself—than in anger.
+
+“Ah, now, don’t say that! That’s the worst thing you could possibly
+say.”
+
+“No”—she spoke with a sad lucidity—“it’s not so bad as to say that I had
+expected nothing of you.”
+
+“I don’t know”—and he seemed to rejoice in a chance to demur. “Give me a
+notion of the sort of thing you expected.”
+
+“Well, that you’d be more what I should like to be—what I should try to
+be—in your place.”
+
+“Ah, my place!” he groaned. “You’re always talking about my place.”
+
+The girl gave him a look; he might have thought she coloured; and for a
+little she made no rejoinder. “Does it strike you that I’m always
+talking about your place?”
+
+“I’m sure you do it a great honour,” he said as if fearing he had sounded
+uncivil.
+
+“I’ve often thought about it,” she went on after a moment. “I’ve often
+thought of your future as an hereditary legislator. An hereditary
+legislator ought to know so many things, oughtn’t he?”
+
+“Not if he doesn’t legislate.”
+
+“But you _will_ legislate one of these days—you may have to at any time;
+it’s absurd your saying you won’t. You’re very much looked up to
+here—I’m assured of that.”
+
+“I don’t know that I ever noticed it.”
+
+“It’s because you’re used to it then. You ought to fill the place.”
+
+“How do you mean, fill it?” asked Lord Lambeth.
+
+“You ought to be very clever and brilliant—to be ‘up’ in almost
+everything.”
+
+He turned on her his handsome young face of profane wonder. “Shall I
+tell you something? A young man in my position, as you call it—”
+
+“I didn’t invent the term,” she interposed. “I’ve seen it in a great
+many books.”
+
+“Hang it, you’re always at your books! A fellow in my position then does
+well enough at the worst—he muddles along whatever he does. That’s about
+what I mean to say.”
+
+“Well, if your own people are content with you,” Bessie laughed, “it’s
+not for me to complain. But I shall always think that properly you
+should have a great mind—a great character.”
+
+“Ah, that’s very theoretic!” the young man promptly brought out. “Depend
+upon it, that’s a Yankee prejudice.”
+
+“Happy the country then,” she as eagerly declared, “where people’s
+prejudices make so for light.”
+
+He stopped short, with his slightly strained gaiety, as for the
+pleasantness of high argument. “What it comes to then is that we’re all
+here a pack of fools and me the biggest of the lot?”
+
+“I said nothing so rude of a great people—and a great person. But I must
+repeat that you personally are—in your representative capacity that’s to
+be—disappointing.”
+
+“My dear Miss Alden,” he simply cried at this, “I’m the best fellow in
+the world!”
+
+“Ah, if it were not for that!” she beautifully smiled.
+
+Mrs. Westgate had many more friends in London than she pretended, and
+before long had renewed acquaintance with most of them. Their
+hospitality was prompt, so that, one thing leading to another, she began,
+as the phrase is, to go out. Bessie Alden, in this way, saw a good deal
+of what she took great pleasure in calling to herself English society.
+She went to balls and danced, she went to dinners and talked, she went to
+concerts and listened—at concerts Bessie always listened—she went to
+exhibitions and wondered. Her enjoyment was keen and her curiosity
+insatiable, and, grateful in general for all her opportunities, she
+especially prized the privilege of meeting certain celebrated persons,
+authors and artists, philosophers and statesmen, of whose renown she had
+been a humble and distant beholder and who now, as part of the frequent
+furniture of London drawing-rooms, struck her as stars fallen from the
+firmament and become palpable—revealing also sometimes on contact
+qualities not to have been predicted of bodies sidereal. Bessie, who
+knew so many of her contemporaries by reputation, lost in this way
+certain fond illusions; but on the other hand she had innumerable
+satisfactions and enthusiasms, and she laid bare the wealth of her
+emotions to a dear friend of her own sex in Boston, with whom she was in
+voluminous correspondence. Some of her sentiments indeed she sought
+mildly to flash upon Lord Lambeth, who came almost every day to Jones’s
+Hotel and whom Mrs. Westgate admitted to be really devoted. Captain
+Littledale, it appeared, had gone to India; and of several others of this
+lady’s ex-pensioners—gentlemen who, as she said, had made, in New York, a
+club-house of her drawing-room—no tidings were to be obtained; but this
+particular friend of other days was certainly attentive enough to make up
+for the accidental absences, the short memories, the remarked lapses, of
+every one else. He drove the sisters in the Park, took them to visit
+private collections of pictures and, having a house of his own, invited
+them to luncheon, to tea, to dinner, to supper even after the arduous
+German opera. Mrs. Westgate, following the fashion of many of her
+countrywomen, caused herself and her companion to be presented at the
+English Court by her diplomatic representative—for it was in this manner
+that she alluded to the American Minister to England, inquiring what on
+earth he was put there for if not to make the proper arrangements for her
+reception at Court.
+
+Lord Lambeth expressed a hatred of Courts, but he had social privileges
+or exercised some court function—these undiscriminated attributes, dim
+backgrounds where old gold seemed to shine through transparent
+conventions, were romantically rich to our young heroine—that involved
+his support of his sovereign on the day on which the two ladies at
+Jones’s Hotel repaired to Buckingham Palace in a remarkable coach sent by
+his lordship to fetch them. He appeared in a gorgeous uniform, and
+Bessie Alden was particularly struck with his glory—especially when on
+her asking him, rather foolishly as she felt, if he were a loyal subject,
+he replied that he was a loyal subject to herself. This pronouncement
+was emphasised by his dancing with her at a royal ball to which the two
+ladies afterwards went, and was not impaired by the fact that she thought
+he danced very ill. He struck her as wonderfully kind; she asked herself
+with growing vivacity why he should be so kind. It was just his
+character—that seemed the natural reply. She had told her relative how
+much she liked him, and now that she liked him more she wondered at her
+excess. She liked him for his clear nature; to this question as well
+that seemed the natural answer. The truth was that when once the
+impressions of London life began to crowd thickly upon her she completely
+forgot her subtle sister’s warning on the cynicism of public opinion. It
+had given her great pain at the moment; but there was no particular
+reason why she should remember it: it corresponded too little with any
+sensible reality. Besides which there was her habit, her beautiful
+system, of consenting to know nothing of human baseness or of the vulgar
+side. There were things, just as there were people, that were as nought
+from the moment one ignored them. She was accordingly not haunted with
+the sense of a low imputation. She wasn’t in love with Lord Lambeth—she
+assured herself of that. It will immediately be observed that when such
+assurances become necessary the state of a young lady’s affections is
+already ambiguous; and indeed the girl made no attempt to dissimulate (to
+her finer intelligence) that “appeal of type”—she had a ready name for
+it—to which her gallant hovering gentleman caused her wonderingly to
+respond. She was fully aware that she liked it, this so unalloyed image
+of the simple candid manly healthy English temperament. She spoke to
+herself of it as if she liked the man for it instead of her liking it for
+the man. She cherished the thought of his bravery, which she had never
+in the least seen tested, enjoyed a fond view in him of the free and
+instinctive range of the “gentlemanly” character, and was as familiar
+with his good looks as if she habitually handed him out his neckties.
+She was perfectly conscious, moreover, of privately dilating on his more
+adventitious merits—of the effect on her imagination of the large
+opportunities of so splendid a person; opportunities she hardly knew for
+what, but, as she supposed, for doing great things, for setting an
+example, for exerting an influence, for conferring happiness, for
+encouraging the arts. She had an ideal of conduct for a young man who
+should find himself in this grand position, and she tried to adapt it to
+her friend’s behaviour as you might attempt to fit a silhouette in cut
+paper over a shadow projected on a wall. Bessie Alden’s silhouette,
+however, refused to coincide at all points with his lordship’s figure; a
+want of harmony that she sometimes deplored beyond discretion. It was
+his own affair she at moments told herself—it wasn’t _her_ concern the
+least in the world. When he was absent it was of course less
+striking—then he might have seemed sufficiently to unite high
+responsibilities with high braveries. But when he sat there within
+sight, laughing and talking with his usual effect of natural salubrity
+and mental mediocrity, she took the measure of his shortcoming and felt
+acutely that if his position was, so to speak, heroic, there was little
+of that large line in the young man himself. Then her imagination
+wandered away from him—very far away; for it was an incontestable fact
+that at these moments he lagged ever so much behind it. He affected her
+as on occasion, dreadful to say, almost _actively_ stupid. It may have
+been that while she so curiously inquired and so critically brooded _her_
+personal wit, her presence of mind, made no great show—though it is also
+possible that she sometimes positively charmed, or at least interested,
+her friend by this very betrayal of the frequent, the distant and
+unreported, excursion. So it would have hung together that a part of her
+unconscious appeal to him from the first had been in his feeling her
+judge and appraise him more freely and irresponsibly—more at her ease and
+her leisure, as it were—than several young ladies with whom he had passed
+for adventurously intimate. To be convinced of her “cleverness” and yet
+also to be aware of her appreciation—when the cleverness might have been
+after all but dangerous and complicating—all made, to Lord Lambeth’s
+sense, for convenience and cheer. Hadn’t he compassed the satisfaction,
+that high aim of young men greatly placed and greatly moneyed, of being
+liked for himself? It was true a cynical counsellor might have whispered
+to him: “Liked for yourself? Ah, not so very awfully _much_!” He had at
+any rate the constant hope of adding to that quantity.
+
+It may not seem to fit in—but the truth was strange—that Bessie Alden,
+when he struck her as “deficient,” found herself aspiring by that very
+reason to some finer way of liking him. This was fairly indeed on
+grounds of conscience—because she felt he had been thoroughly “nice” to
+her sister and so deemed it no more than fair that she should think as
+well of him as he thought of her. The effort in question was possibly
+sometimes not so successful as it might have been, the result being at
+moments an irritation, which, though consciously vague, was yet, with
+inconsequence, acute enough to express itself in hostile criticism of
+several British institutions. Bessie went to entertainments at which she
+met Lord Lambeth, but also to others at which he was neither actually nor
+imaginably present; and it was chiefly at these latter that she
+encountered those literary and artistic celebrities of whom mention has
+been made. After a while she reduced the matter to a principle. If he
+should appear anywhere she might take it for a flat sign that there would
+be neither poets nor philosophers; and as a result—for it was almost a
+direct result—she used to enumerate to the young man these objects of her
+admiration.
+
+“You seem to be awfully fond of that sort of people,” he said one day as
+if the idea had just occurred to him.
+
+“They’re the people in England I’m most curious to see,” she promptly
+replied.
+
+“I suppose that’s because you’ve read so much,” Lord Lambeth gallantly
+threw off.
+
+“I’ve _not_ read so much. It’s because we think so much of them at
+home.”
+
+“Oh I see! In your so awfully clever Boston.”
+
+“Not only in our awfully clever Boston, but in our just commonly clever
+everywhere. We hold them in great honour,” said Bessie. “It’s they who
+go to the best dinner-parties.”
+
+“I daresay you’re right. I can’t say I know many of them.”
+
+“It’s a pity you don’t,” she returned. “It would do you some good.”
+
+“I daresay it would,” said the young man very humbly. “But I must say I
+don’t like the looks of some of them.”
+
+“Neither do I—of some of them. But there are all kinds, and many of them
+are charming.”
+
+“I’ve talked with two or three of them,” Lord Lambeth went on, “and I
+thought they had a kind of fawning manner.”
+
+“Why should they fawn?” Bessie demanded.
+
+“I’m sure I don’t know. Why indeed?”
+
+“Perhaps you only thought so,” she suggested.
+
+“Well, of course,” her companion allowed, “that’s a kind of thing that
+can’t be proved.”
+
+“In America they don’t fawn,” she went on.
+
+“Don’t they? Ah, well, then they must be better company.”
+
+She had a pause. “That’s one of the few things I don’t like about
+England—your keeping the distinguished people apart.”
+
+“How do you mean, apart?”
+
+“Why, letting them come only to certain places. You never see them.”
+
+All his pleasant face wondered—he seemed to take it as another of her
+rather stiff riddles. “What people do you mean?”
+
+“The eminent people; the authors and artists; the clever people.”
+
+“Oh there are other eminent people besides those!” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“Well, you certainly keep them apart,” Bessie earnestly contended.
+
+“And there are plenty of other clever people.”
+
+It was spoken with a fine simple faith, yet the tone of it made her
+laugh. “‘Plenty’? How many?”
+
+On another occasion—just after a dinner-party—she mentioned something
+else in England she didn’t like.
+
+“Oh I say!” he cried; “haven’t you abused us enough?”
+
+“I’ve never abused you at all,” said Bessie; “but I don’t like your
+‘precedence.’”
+
+She was to feel relieved at his not taking it solemnly. “It isn’t _my_
+precedence!”
+
+“Yes, it’s yours—just exactly yours; and I think it’s odious,” she
+insisted.
+
+“I never saw such a young lady for discussing things! Has some one had
+the impudence to go before you?” Lord Lambeth asked.
+
+“It’s not the going before me I object to,” said Bessie; “it’s their
+pretending they’ve a right to do it—a right I should grovellingly
+recognise.”
+
+“I never saw such a person, either, for not ‘recognising,’ let alone for
+not ‘grovelling.’ Every one here has to grovel to somebody or to
+something—and no doubt it’s all beastly. But one takes the thick with
+the thin, and it saves a lot of trouble.”
+
+“It _makes_ a lot of trouble, by which I mean a lot of ugliness. It’s
+horrid!” Bessie maintained.
+
+“But how would you have the first people go?” the young man asked. “They
+can’t go last, you know.”
+
+“Whom do you mean by the first people?”
+
+“Ah, if you mean to question first principles!” said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“If those are your first principles no wonder some of your arrangements
+are horrid!” she cried, with a charming but not wholly sincere ferocity.
+“I’m a silly chit, no doubt, so of course I go last; but imagine what
+Kitty must feel on being informed that she’s not at liberty to budge till
+certain other ladies have passed out!”
+
+“Oh I say, she’s not ‘informed’!” he protested. “No one would do such a
+thing as that.”
+
+“She’s made to feel it—as if they were afraid she’d make a rush for the
+door. No, you’ve a lovely country”—she clung as for consistency to her
+discrimination—“but your precedence is horrid.”
+
+“I certainly shouldn’t think your sister would like it,” Lord Lambeth
+said, with even exaggerated gravity. But she couldn’t induce him—amused
+as he almost always was at the effect of giving her, as he called it, her
+head—to join her in more formal reprobation of this repulsive custom,
+which he spoke of as a convenience she would destroy without offering a
+better in its place.
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+Percy Beaumont had all this time been a very much less frequent visitor
+at Jones’s Hotel than his former fellow traveller; he had in fact called
+but twice on the two American ladies. Lord Lambeth, who often saw him,
+reproached him with his neglect and declared that though Mrs. Westgate
+had said nothing about it he made no doubt she was secretly wounded by
+it. “She suffers too much to speak,” said his comrade.
+
+“That’s all gammon,” Percy returned; “there’s a limit to what people can
+suffer!” And though sending no apologies to Jones’s Hotel he undertook
+in a manner to explain his absence. “You’re always there yourself,
+confound you, and that’s reason enough for my not going.”
+
+“I don’t see why. There’s enough for both of us.”
+
+“Well, I don’t care to be a witness of your reckless passion,” said Percy
+Beaumont.
+
+His friend turned on him a cold eye and for a moment said nothing,
+presently, however, speaking a little stiffly. “My passion doesn’t make
+such a show as you might suppose, considering what a demonstrative beggar
+I am.”
+
+“I don’t want to know anything about it—anything whatever,” said
+Beaumont. “Your mother asks me every time she sees me whether I believe
+you’re really lost—and Lady Pimlico does the same. I prefer to be able
+to answer that I’m in complete ignorance, that I never go there. I stay
+away for consistency’s sake. As I said the other day, they must look
+after you themselves.”
+
+“Well, you’re wonderfully considerate,” the young man returned. “They
+never question _me_.”
+
+“They’re afraid of you. They’re afraid of annoying you and making you
+worse. So they go to work very cautiously, and, somewhere or other, they
+get their information. They know a great deal about you. They know
+you’ve been with those ladies to the dome of Saint Paul’s and—where was
+the other place?—to the Thames Tunnel.”
+
+“If all their knowledge is as accurate as that it must be very valuable,”
+said Lord Lambeth.
+
+“Well, at any rate, they know you’ve been visiting the ‘sights of the
+metropolis.’ They think—very naturally, as it seems to me—that when you
+take to visiting the sights of the metropolis with a little nobody of an
+American girl something may be supposed to be ‘up.’” The young man met
+this remark with scornful laughter, but his companion continued after a
+pause: “I told you just now that I cultivate my ignorance, but I find I
+can no longer stand my suspense. I confess I do want to know whether you
+propose to marry Miss Alden.”
+
+On this point Lord Lambeth gave his questioner no prompt satisfaction; he
+only mused—frowningly, portentously. “By Jove they go rather too far.
+They _shall_ have cause to worry—I promise them.”
+
+Percy Beaumont, however, continued to aim at lucidity. “You don’t, it’s
+true, quite redeem your threats. You said the other day you’d make your
+mother call.”
+
+Lord Lambeth just hung fire. “Well, I asked her to.”
+
+“And she declined?”
+
+“Yes, but she shall do it yet.”
+
+“Upon my word,” said Percy, “if she gets much more scared I verily
+believe she will.” His friend watched him on this, and he went on.
+“She’ll go to the girl herself.”
+
+“How do you mean ‘go’ to her?”
+
+“She’ll try to get ‘at’ her—to square her. She won’t care what she
+does.”
+
+Lord Lambeth turned away in silence; he took twenty steps and slowly
+returned. “She had better take care what she does. I’ve invited Mrs.
+Westgate and Miss Alden to Branches, and this evening I shall name a
+day.”
+
+“And shall you invite your mother and your sisters to meet them?”
+
+Lord Lambeth indulged in one of his rare discriminations. “I shall give
+them the opportunity.”
+
+“That will touch the Duchess up,” said Percy Beaumont. “I ‘guess’ she’ll
+come.”
+
+“She may do as she pleases.”
+
+“Then do you really propose to marry the little sister?”
+
+“I like the way you talk about it!” the young man cried. “She won’t
+gobble me down. Don’t be afraid.”
+
+“She won’t leave you on your knees,” Percy declared. “What the devil’s
+the inducement?”
+
+“You talk about proposing—wait till I _have_ proposed,” Lord Lambeth went
+on.
+
+His friend looked at him harder. “That’s right, my dear chap. Think of
+_all_ the bearings.”
+
+“She’s a charming girl,” pursued his lordship.
+
+“Of course she’s a charming girl. I don’t know a girl more charming—in a
+very quiet way. But there are other charming girls—charming in all sorts
+of ways—nearer home.”
+
+“I particularly like her spirit,” said Bessie’s admirer—almost as on a
+policy of aggravation.
+
+“What’s the peculiarity of her spirit?”
+
+“She’s not afraid, and she says things out and thinks herself as good as
+any one. She’s the only girl I’ve ever seen,” Lord Lambeth explained,
+“who hasn’t seemed to me dying to marry me.”
+
+Mr. Beaumont considered it. “How do you know she isn’t dying if you
+haven’t felt her pulse? I mean if you haven’t asked her?”
+
+“I don’t know how; but I know it.”
+
+“I’m sure she asked _me_—over there—questions enough about your property
+and your titles,” Percy declared.
+
+“She has done that to me too—again and again,” his friend returned. “But
+she wants to know about everything.”
+
+“Everything? Ah, I’ll warrant she wants to know. Depend upon it she’s
+dying to marry you just as much, and just by the same law, as all the
+rest of them.”
+
+It appeared to give the young man, for a moment, something rather special
+to think of. “I shouldn’t like her to refuse me—I shouldn’t like that.”
+
+“If the thing would be so disagreeable then, both to you and to her, in
+heaven’s name leave it alone.” Such was the moral drawn by Mr. Beaumont;
+which left him practically the last word in the discussion.
+
+Mrs. Westgate, on her side, had plenty to say to her sister about the
+rarity of the latter’s visits and the non-appearance at their own door of
+the Duchess of Bayswater. She confessed, however, to taking more
+pleasure in this hush of symptoms than she could have taken in the most
+lavish attentions on the part of that great lady. “It’s unmistakable,”
+she said, “delightfully unmistakable; a most interesting sign that we’ve
+made them wretched. The day we dined with him I was really sorry for the
+poor boy.” It will have been gathered that the entertainment offered by
+Lord Lambeth to his American friends had been graced by the presence of
+no near relation. He had invited several choice spirits to meet them,
+but the ladies of his immediate family were to Mrs. Westgate’s sense—a
+sense perhaps morbidly acute—conspicuous by their hostile absence.
+
+“I don’t want to work you up any further,” Bessie at last ventured to
+remark, “but I don’t know why you should have so many theories about Lord
+Lambeth’s poor mother. You know a great many young men in New York
+without knowing their mothers.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate rested deep eyes on her sister and then turned away. “My
+dear Bessie, you’re superb!”
+
+“One thing’s certain”—the girl continued not to blench at her irony. “If
+I believed I were a cause of annoyance, however unwitting, to Lord
+Lambeth’s family I should insist—”
+
+“Insist on my leaving England?” Mrs. Westgate broke in.
+
+“No, not that. I want to go to the National Gallery again; I want to see
+Stratford-on-Avon and Canterbury Cathedral. But I should insist on his
+ceasing relations with us.”
+
+“That would be very modest and very pretty of you—but you wouldn’t do it
+at this point.”
+
+“Why do you say ‘at this point’?” Bessie asked. “Have I ceased to be
+modest?”
+
+“You care for him too much. A month ago, when you said you didn’t, I
+believe it was quite true. But at present, my dear child,” said Mrs.
+Westgate, “you wouldn’t find it quite so simple a matter never to see
+Lord Lambeth again. I’ve watched it come on.”
+
+“You’re mistaken,” Bessie declared. “You don’t understand.”
+
+“Ah, you poor proud thing, don’t be perverse!” her companion returned.
+
+The girl gave the matter, thus admonished, some visible thought. “I know
+him better certainly, if you mean that. And I like him very much. But I
+don’t like him enough to make trouble for him with his family. However,
+I don’t believe in that.”
+
+“I like the way you say ‘however’!” Mrs. Westgate commented. “Do you
+pretend you wouldn’t be glad to marry him?”
+
+Again Bessie calmly considered. “It would take a great deal more than is
+at all imaginable to make me marry him.”
+
+Her relative showed an impatience. “And what’s the great difficulty?”
+
+“The great difficulty is that I shouldn’t care to,” said Bessie Alden.
+
+The morning after Lord Lambeth had had with his own frankest critic that
+exchange of ideas which has just been narrated, the ladies at Jones’s
+Hotel received from him a written invitation to pay their projected visit
+to Branches Castle on the following Tuesday. “I think I’ve made up a
+very pleasant party,” his lordship went on. “Several people whom you
+know, and my mother and sisters, who have been accidentally prevented
+from making your acquaintance sooner.” Bessie at this lost no time in
+calling her sister’s attention to the injustice she had done the Duchess
+of Bayswater, whose hostility was now proved to be a vain illusion.
+
+“Wait till you see if she comes,” said Mrs. Westgate. “And if she’s to
+meet us at her son’s house the obligation’s all the greater for her to
+call on us.”
+
+Bessie hadn’t to wait long, for it appeared that her friend’s parent now
+descried the direction in which, according to her companion’s
+observation, courtesy pointed. On the morrow, early in the afternoon,
+two cards were brought to the apartment of the American ladies—one of
+them bearing the name of the Duchess of Bayswater and the other that of
+the Countess of Pimlico. Mrs. Westgate glanced at the clock. “It isn’t
+yet four,” she said; “they’ve come early; they want really to find us.
+We’ll receive them.” And she gave orders that her visitors should be
+admitted. A few moments later they were introduced and a solemn exchange
+of amenities took place. The Duchess was a large lady with a fine fresh
+colour; the Countess of Pimlico was very pretty and elegant.
+
+The Duchess looked about her as she sat down—looked not especially at
+Mrs. Westgate. “I daresay my son has told you that I’ve been wanting to
+come to see you,” she dropped—and from no towering nor inconvenient
+height.
+
+“You’re very kind,” said Mrs. Westgate vaguely—her conscience not
+allowing her to assent to this proposition, and indeed not permitting her
+to enunciate her own with any appreciable emphasis.
+
+“He tells us you were so kind to him in America,” said the Duchess.
+
+“We’re very glad,” Mrs. Westgate replied, “to have been able to make him
+feel a little more—a little less—a little at home.”
+
+“I think he stayed at your house,” the visitor more heavily breathed, but
+as an overture, across to Bessie Alden.
+
+Mrs. Westgate intercepted the remark. “A very short time indeed.”
+
+“Oh!” said the Duchess; and she continued to address her interest to
+Bessie, who was engaged in conversation with her daughter.
+
+“Do you like London?” Lady Pimlico had asked of Bessie, after looking at
+her a good deal—at her face and her hands, her dress and her hair.
+
+The girl was prompt and clear. “Very much indeed.”
+
+“Do you like this hotel?”
+
+“It’s very comfortable.”
+
+“Do you like stopping at hotels?” Lady Pimlico asked after a pause.
+
+“I’m very fond of travelling, and I suppose hotels are a necessary part
+of it. But they’re not the part I’m fondest of,” Bessie without
+difficulty admitted.
+
+“Oh I hate travelling!” said Lord Lambeth’s sister, who transferred her
+attention to Mrs. Westgate.
+
+“My son tells me you’re going to Branches,” the Duchess presently
+resumed.
+
+“Lord Lambeth has been so good as to ask us,” said Mrs. Westgate, who
+felt herself now under the eyes of both visitors and who had her
+customary happy consciousness of a distinguished appearance. The only
+mitigation of her felicity on this point was that, having taken in every
+item of that of the Duchess, she said to herself: “She won’t know how
+well I’m dressed!”
+
+“He has been so good as to tell me he expects me, but I’m not quite sure
+of what I can do,” the noble lady exhaled.
+
+“He had offered us the p—the prospect of meeting you,” Mrs. Westgate
+further contributed.
+
+“I hate the country at this season,” the Duchess went on.
+
+Her hostess melted to sweetness. “I delight in it at all seasons. And I
+think it now above all pleasanter than London.”
+
+But the Duchess’s eyes were absent again; she was looking very fixedly at
+Bessie. In a minute she slowly rose, passed across the room with a great
+rustle and an effect of momentous displacement, reached a chair that
+stood empty at the girl’s right hand and silently seated herself. As she
+was a majestic voluminous woman this little transaction had inevitably an
+air of somewhat impressive intention. It diffused a certain awkwardness,
+which Lady Pimlico, as a sympathetic daughter, perhaps desired to rectify
+in turning to Mrs. Westgate. “I suppose you go out immensely.”
+
+“No, very little. We’re strangers, and we didn’t come for the local
+society.”
+
+“I see,” said Lady Pimlico. “It’s rather nice in town just now.”
+
+“I’ve known it of course duskier and dingier. But we only go to see a
+few people,” Mrs. Westgate added—“old friends or persons we particularly
+like.”
+
+“Of course one can’t like every one,” Lady Pimlico conceded.
+
+“It depends on one’s society,” Mrs. Westgate returned.
+
+The Duchess meanwhile had addressed herself to Bessie. “My son tells me
+the young ladies in America are so clever.”
+
+“I’m glad they made so good an impression on him,” our heroine smiled.
+
+The Duchess took the case, clearly, as no matter for grimacing; there
+reigned in her large pink face a meridian calm. “He’s very susceptible.
+He thinks every one clever—and sometimes they are.”
+
+“Sometimes,” Bessie cheerfully assented.
+
+The Duchess continued all serenely and publicly to appraise her.
+“Lambeth’s very susceptible, but he’s very volatile too.”
+
+“Volatile?” Bessie echoed.
+
+“He’s very inconstant. It won’t do to depend on him.”
+
+“Ah,” the girl returned, “I don’t recognise that description. We’ve
+depended on him greatly, my sister and I, and have found him so faithful.
+He has never disappointed us.”
+
+“He’ll disappoint you yet,” said her Grace with a certain rich force.
+
+Bessie gave a laugh of amusement as at such a contention from such a
+quarter. “I suppose it will depend on what we expect of him.”
+
+“The less you expect the better,” said her massive monitress.
+
+“Well, we expect nothing unreasonable.”
+
+The Duchess had a fine contemplative pause—evidently with more to say.
+She made, in the quantity, her next selection. “Lambeth says he has seen
+so much of you.”
+
+“He has been with us very often—he has been a ministering angel,” Bessie
+hastened to put on record.
+
+“I daresay you’re used to that. I’m told there’s a great deal of that in
+America.”
+
+“A great deal of angelic ministering?” the girl laughed again.
+
+“Is that what you call it? I know you’ve different expressions.”
+
+“We certainly don’t always understand each other,” said Mrs. Westgate,
+the termination of whose interview with Lady Pimlico had allowed her to
+revert to their elder visitor.
+
+“I’m speaking of the young men calling so much on the young ladies,” the
+Duchess explained.
+
+“But surely in England,” Mrs. Westgate appealed, “the young ladies don’t
+call on the young men?”
+
+“Some of them do—almost!” Lady Pimlico declared. “When a young man’s a
+great _parti_.”
+
+“Bessie, you must make a note of that,” said Mrs. Westgate. “My
+sister”—she gave their friends the benefit of the knowledge—“is a model
+traveller. She writes down all the curious facts she hears in a little
+book she keeps for the purpose.”
+
+The Duchess took it, with a noble art of her own, as if she hadn’t heard
+it; and while she was so occupied—for this involved a large
+deliberation—her daughter turned to Bessie. “My brother has told us of
+your being so clever.”
+
+“He should have said my sister,” Bessie returned—“when she treats you to
+such flights as that.”
+
+“Shall you be long at Branches?” the Duchess abruptly asked of her.
+
+Bessie was to have afterwards a vivid remembrance of wondering what her
+Grace (she was so glad Duchesses had that predicate) would mean by
+“long.” But she might as well somehow have wondered what the occupants
+of the planet Mars would. “He has invited us for three days.”
+
+“I think I must really manage it,” the Duchess declared—“and my daughter
+too.”
+
+“That will be charming!”
+
+“Delightful!” cried Mrs. Westgate.
+
+“I shall expect to see a deal of you,” the Duchess continued. “When I go
+to Branches I monopolise my son’s guests.”
+
+“They must give themselves up to you,” said Mrs. Westgate all graciously.
+
+“I quite yearn to see it—to see the Castle,” Bessie went on to the larger
+lady. “I’ve never seen one—in England at least; and you know we’ve none
+in America.”
+
+“Ah, you’re fond of castles?”—her Grace quite took it up.
+
+“Of the idea of them—which is all I know—immensely.” And the girl’s pale
+light deepened for the assurance. “It has been the dream of my life to
+live in one.”
+
+The Duchess looked at her as if hardly knowing how to take such words,
+which, from the ducal point of view, had either to be very artless or
+very aggressive. “Well,” she said, rising, “I’ll show you Branches
+myself.” And upon this the noble ladies took their departure.
+
+“What did they mean by it?” Mrs. Westgate sought to know when they had
+gone.
+
+“They meant to do the friendly thing,” Bessie surmised, “because we’re
+going to meet them.”
+
+“It’s too late to do the friendly thing,” Mrs. Westgate replied almost
+grimly. “They meant to overawe us by their fine manners and their
+grandeur; they meant to make you _lâcher prise_.”
+
+“_Lâcher prise_? What strange things you say!” the girl sighed as fairly
+for pain.
+
+“They meant to snub us so that we shouldn’t dare to go to Branches,” Mrs.
+Westgate substituted with confidence.
+
+“On the contrary,” said Bessie, “the Duchess offered to show me the place
+herself.”
+
+“Yes, you may depend upon it she won’t let you out of her sight. She’ll
+show you the place from morning till night.”
+
+“You’ve a theory for everything,” our young woman a little more
+helplessly allowed.
+
+“And you apparently have none for anything.”
+
+“I saw no attempt to ‘overawe’ us,” Bessie nevertheless persisted.
+“Their manners weren’t fine.”
+
+“They were not even good!” Mrs. Westgate declared.
+
+Her sister had a pause, but in a few moments claimed the possession of an
+excellent theory. “They just came to look at me!” she brought out as
+with much ingenuity. Mrs. Westgate did the idea justice; she greeted it
+with a smile and pronounced it a credit to a fresh young mind; while in
+reality she felt that the girl’s scepticism, or her charity, or, as she
+had sometimes called it appropriately, her idealism, was proof against
+irony. Bessie, however, remained meditative all the rest of that day and
+well on into the morrow. She privately ached—almost as under a
+dishonour—with the aftersense of having been inspected in that particular
+way.
+
+On the morrow before luncheon Mrs. Westgate, having occasion to go out
+for an hour, left her sister writing a letter. When she came back she
+met Lord Lambeth at the door of the hotel and in the act of leaving it.
+She thought he looked considerably embarrassed; he certainly, she said to
+herself, had no spring. “I’m sorry to have missed you. Won’t you come
+back?” she asked.
+
+“No—I can’t. I’ve seen your sister. I can never come back.” Then he
+looked at her a moment and took her hand. “Good-bye, Mrs.
+Westgate—you’ve been very kind to me.” And with what she thought a
+strange sad air on his handsome young face he turned away.
+
+She went in only to find Bessie still writing her letter; find her, that
+is, seated at the table with the arrested pen in her hand. She put her
+question after a moment. “Lord Lambeth has been here?”
+
+Then Bessie got up and showed her a pale serious face—bending it on her
+for some time, confessing silently and, a little, pleading. “I told
+him,” the girl said at last, “that we couldn’t go to Branches.”
+
+Mrs. Westgate gave a gasp of temporary disappointment. “He might have
+waited,” she nevertheless smiled, “till one had seen the Castle.” An
+hour afterwards she spoke again. “I do wish, you know, you might have
+accepted him.”
+
+“I couldn’t,” said Bessie, with the slowest gravest gentlest of
+headshakes.
+
+“He’s really such a dear,” Mrs. Westgate pursued.
+
+“I couldn’t,” Bessie repeated.
+
+“If it’s only,” her sister added, “because those women will think they
+succeeded—that they paralysed us!”
+
+Our young lady turned away, but presently added: “They were interesting.
+I should have liked to see them again.”
+
+“So should I!” cried Mrs. Westgate, with much point.
+
+“And I should have liked to see the Castle,” said Bessie. “But now we
+must leave England.”
+
+Her sister’s eyes studied her. “You won’t wait to go to the National
+Gallery?”
+
+“Not now.”
+
+“Nor to Canterbury Cathedral?”
+
+Bessie lost herself for a little in this. “We can stop there on our way
+to Paris,” she then said.
+
+Lord Lambeth didn’t tell Percy Beaumont that the contingency he was not
+prepared at all to like had occurred; but that gentleman, on hearing that
+the two ladies had left London, wondered with some intensity what had
+happened; wondered, that is, till the Duchess of Bayswater came a little
+to his assistance. The two ladies went to Paris—when Mrs. Westgate
+beguiled the journey by repeating several times: “That’s what I regret;
+they’ll think they petrified us.” But Bessie Alden, strange and charming
+girl, seemed to regret nothing.
+
+
+
+
+THE PENSION BEAUREPAS
+
+
+I
+
+
+I was not rich—on the contrary; and I had been told the Pension Beaurepas
+was cheap. I had further been told that a boarding-house is a capital
+place for the study of human nature. I was inclined to a literary career
+and a friend had said to me: “If you mean to write you ought to go and
+live in a boarding-house: there’s no other such way to pick up material.”
+I had read something of this kind in a letter addressed by the celebrated
+Stendhal to his sister: “I have a passionate desire to know human nature,
+and a great mind to live in a boarding-house, where people can’t conceal
+their real characters.” I was an admirer of _La Chartreuse de Parme_,
+and easily believed one couldn’t do better than follow in the footsteps
+of its author. I remembered, too, the magnificent boarding-house in
+Balzac’s _Père Goriot_—the “pension bourgeoise des deux sexes et autres,”
+kept by Madame Vauquer, née de Conflans. Magnificent, I mean, as a piece
+of portraiture; the establishment, as an establishment, was certainly
+sordid enough, and I hoped for better things from the Pension Beaurepas.
+This institution was one of the most esteemed in Geneva and, standing in
+a little garden of its own not far from the lake, had a very homely
+comfortable sociable aspect. The regular entrance was, as one might say,
+at the back, which looked upon the street, or rather upon a little
+_place_ adorned, like every _place_ in Geneva, great or small, with a
+generous cool fountain. That approach was not prepossessing, for on
+crossing the threshold you found yourself more or less in the
+kitchen—amid the “offices” and struck with their assault on your nostril.
+This, however, was no great matter, for at the Pension Beaurepas things
+conformed frankly to their nature and the whole mechanism lay bare. It
+was rather primitive, the mechanism, but it worked in a friendly homely
+regular way. Madame Beaurepas was an honest little old woman—she was far
+advanced in life and had been keeping a pension for more than forty
+years—whose only faults were that she was slightly deaf, that she was
+fond of a surreptitious pinch of snuff, and that, at the age of
+seventy-four, she wore stacks of flowers in her cap. There was a legend
+in the house that she wasn’t so deaf as she pretended and that she
+feigned this infirmity in order to possess herself of the secrets of her
+lodgers. I never indeed subscribed to this theory, convinced as I became
+that Madame Beaurepas had outlived the period of indiscreet curiosity.
+She dealt with the present and the future in the steady light of a long
+experience; she had been having lodgers for nearly half a century and all
+her concern with them was that they should pay their bills, fold their
+napkins and make use of the doormat. She cared very little for their
+secrets. “J’en ai vus de toutes les couleurs,” she said to me. She had
+quite ceased to trouble about individuals; she cared only for types and
+clear categories. Her large observation had made her acquainted with a
+number of these and her mind become a complete collection of “heads.”
+She flattered herself that she knew at a glance where to pigeonhole a
+new-comer, and if she made mistakes her deportment never betrayed them.
+I felt that as regards particular persons—once they conformed to the few
+rules—she had neither likes nor dislikes; but she was capable of
+expressing esteem or contempt for a species. She had her own ways, I
+suppose, of manifesting her approval, but her manner of indicating the
+reverse was simple and unvarying. “Je trouve que c’est déplacé!”—this
+exhausted her view of the matter. If one of her inmates had put arsenic
+into the _pot-au-feu_ I believe Madame Beaurepas would have been
+satisfied to remark that this receptacle was not the place for arsenic.
+She could have imagined it otherwise and suitably applied. The line of
+misconduct to which she most objected was an undue assumption of
+gentility; she had no patience with boarders who gave themselves airs.
+“When people come chez moi it isn’t to cut a figure in the world; I’ve
+never so flattered myself,” I remember hearing her say; “and when you pay
+seven francs a day, tout compris, it comprises everything but the right
+to look down on the others. Yet there are people who, the less they pay,
+take themselves the more au sérieux. My most difficult boarders have
+always been those who’ve fiercely bargained and had the cheapest rooms.”
+
+Madame Beaurepas had a niece, a young woman of some forty odd years; and
+the two ladies, with the assistance of a couple of thick-waisted
+red-armed peasant-women, kept the house going. If on your exits and
+entrances you peeped into the kitchen it made very little difference; as
+Célestine the cook shrouded herself in no mystery and announced the day’s
+fare, amid her fumes, quite with the resonance of the priestess of the
+tripod foretelling the future. She was always at your service with a
+grateful grin: she blacked your boots; she trudged off to fetch a cab;
+she would have carried your baggage, if you had allowed her, on her broad
+little back. She was always tramping in and out between her kitchen and
+the fountain in the _place_, where it often seemed to me that a large
+part of the preparation for our meals went forward—the wringing-out of
+towels and table-cloths, the washing of potatoes and cabbages, the
+scouring of saucepans and cleansing of water-bottles. You enjoyed from
+the door-step a perpetual back-view of Célestine and of her large loose
+woollen ankles as she craned, from the waist, over into the fountain and
+dabbled in her various utensils. This sounds as if life proceeded but in
+a makeshift fashion at the Pension Beaurepas—as if we suffered from a
+sordid tone. But such was not at all the case. We were simply very
+bourgeois; we practised the good old Genevese principle of not
+sacrificing to appearances. Nothing can be better than that principle
+when the rich real underlies it. We had the rich real at the Pension
+Beaurepas: we had it in the shape of soft short beds equipped with fluffy
+_duvets_; of admirable coffee, served to us in the morning by Célestine
+in person as we lay recumbent on these downy couches; of copious
+wholesome succulent dinners, conformable to the best provincial
+traditions. For myself, I thought the Pension Beaurepas local colour,
+and this, with me, at that time, was a grand term. I was young and
+ingenuous and had just come from America. I wished to perfect myself in
+the French tongue and innocently believed it to flourish by Lake Leman.
+I used to go to lectures at the Academy, the nursing mother of the
+present University, and come home with a violent appetite. I always
+enjoyed my morning walk across the long bridge—there was only one just
+there in those days—which spans the deep blue out-gush of the lake, and
+up the dark steep streets of the old Calvinistic city. The garden faced
+this way, toward the lake and the old town, and gave properest access to
+the house. There was a high wall with a double gate in the middle and
+flanked by a couple of ancient massive posts; the big rusty grille
+bristled with old-fashioned iron-work. The garden was rather mouldy and
+weedy, tangled and untended; but it contained a small thin-flowing
+fountain, several green benches, a rickety little table of the same
+complexion, together with three orange-trees in tubs disposed as
+effectively as possible in front of the windows of the salon.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+As commonly happens in boarding-houses the rustle of petticoats was at
+the Pension Beaurepas the most familiar form of the human tread. We
+enjoyed the usual allowance of economical widows and old maids and, to
+maintain the balance of the sexes, could boast but of a finished old
+Frenchman and an obscure young American. It hardly made the matter
+easier that the old Frenchman came from Lausanne. He was a native of
+that well-perched place, but had once spent six months in Paris, where he
+had tasted of the tree of knowledge; he had got beyond Lausanne, whose
+resources he pronounced inadequate. Lausanne, as he said, “_manquait
+d’agrêments_.” When obliged, for reasons he never specified, to bring
+his residence in Paris to a close, he had fallen back on Geneva; he had
+broken his fall at the Pension Beaurepas. Geneva was after all more like
+Paris, and at a Genevese boarding-house there was sure to be plenty of
+Americans who might be more or less counted on to add to the resemblance.
+M. Pigeonneau was a little lean man with a vast narrow nose, who sat a
+great deal in the garden and bent his eyes, with the aid of a large
+magnifying glass, on a volume from the _cabinet de lecture_.
+
+One day a fortnight after my adoption of the retreat I describe I came
+back rather earlier than usual from my academic session; it wanted half
+an hour of the midday breakfast. I entered the salon with the design of
+possessing myself of the day’s _Galignani_ before one of the little
+English old maids should have removed it to her virginal bower—a
+privilege to which Madame Beaurepas frequently alluded as one of the
+attractions of the establishment. In the salon I found a new-comer, a
+tall gentleman in a high black hat, whom I immediately recognised as a
+compatriot. I had often seen him, or his equivalent, in the
+hotel-parlours of my native land. He apparently supposed himself to be
+at the present moment in an hotel-parlour; his hat was on his head or
+rather half off it—pushed back from his forehead and more suspended than
+poised. He stood before a table on which old newspapers were scattered;
+one of these he had taken up and, with his eye-glass on his nose, was
+holding out at arm’s length. It was that honourable but extremely
+diminutive sheet the _Journal de Genève_, a newspaper then of about the
+size of a pocket-handkerchief. As I drew near, looking for my
+_Galignani_, the tall gentleman gave me, over the top of his eyeglass, a
+sad and solemn stare. Presently, however, before I had time to lay my
+hand on the object of my search, he silently offered me the _Journal de
+Genève_.
+
+“It appears,” he said, “to be the paper of the country.”
+
+“Yes,” I answered, “I believe it’s the best.”
+
+He gazed at it again, still holding it at arm’s-length as if it had been
+a looking-glass. “Well,” he concluded, “I suppose it’s natural a small
+country should have small papers. You could wrap this one up, mountains
+and all, in one of our dailies!”
+
+I found my _Galignani_ and went off with it into the garden, where I
+seated myself on a bench in the shade. Presently I saw the tall
+gentleman in the hat appear at one of the open windows of the salon and
+stand there with his hands in his pockets and his legs a little apart.
+He looked infinitely bored, and—I don’t know why—I immediately felt sorry
+for him. He hadn’t at all—as M. Pigeonneau, for instance, in his way,
+had it—the romantic note; he looked just a jaded, faded, absolutely
+voided man of business. But after a little he came into the garden and
+began to stroll about; and then his restless helpless carriage and the
+vague unacquainted manner in which his eyes wandered over the place
+seemed to make it proper that, as an older resident, I should offer him a
+certain hospitality. I addressed him some remark founded on our passage
+of a moment before, and he came and sat down beside me on my bench,
+clasping one of his long knees in his hands.
+
+“When is it this big breakfast of theirs comes off?” he inquired.
+“That’s what I call it—the little breakfast and the big breakfast. I
+never thought I should live to see the time when I’d want to eat two
+breakfasts. But a man’s glad to do anything over here.”
+
+“For myself,” I dropped, “I find plenty to do.”
+
+He turned his head and glanced at me with an effect of bottomless wonder
+and dry despair. “You’re getting used to the life, are you?”
+
+“I like the life very much,” I laughed.
+
+“How long have you tried it?”
+
+“Do you mean this place?”
+
+“Well, I mean anywhere. It seems to me pretty much the same all over.”
+
+“I’ve been in this house only a fortnight,” I said.
+
+“Well, what should you say, from what you’ve seen?” my companion asked.
+
+“Oh you can see all there is at once. It’s very simple.”
+
+“Sweet simplicity, eh? Well then I guess my two ladies will know right
+off what’s the matter with it.”
+
+“Oh everything’s very good,” I hastened to explain. “And Madame
+Beaurepas is a charming old woman. And then it’s very cheap.”
+
+“Cheap, is it?” my friend languidly echoed.
+
+“Doesn’t it strike you so?” I thought it possible he hadn’t inquired the
+terms. But he appeared not to have heard me; he sat there, clasping his
+knee and absently blinking at the sunshine.
+
+“Are you from the United States, sir?” he presently demanded, turning his
+head again.
+
+“Well, I guess I am, sir,” I felt it indicated to reply; and I mentioned
+the place of my nativity.
+
+“I presumed you were American or English. I’m from the United States
+myself—from New York City. Many of our people here?” he went on.
+
+“Not so many as I believe there have sometimes been. There are two or
+three ladies.”
+
+“Well,” my interlocutor observed, “I’m very fond of ladies’ society. I
+think when it’s really nice there’s nothing comes up to it. I’ve got two
+ladies here myself. I must make you acquainted with them.” And then
+after I had rejoined that I should be delighted and had inquired of him
+if he had been long in Europe: “Well, it seems precious long, but my
+time’s not up yet. We’ve been here nineteen weeks and a half.”
+
+“Are you travelling for pleasure?” I hazarded.
+
+Once more he inclined his face to me—his face that was practically so odd
+a comment on my question, and I so felt his unspoken irony that I soon
+also turned and met his eyes. “No, sir. Not much, sir,” he added after
+a considerable interval.
+
+“Pardon me,” I said; for his desolation had a little the effect of a
+rebuke.
+
+He took no notice of my appeal; he simply continued to look at me. “I’m
+travelling,” he said at last, “to please the doctors. They seemed to
+think _they’d_ enjoy it.”
+
+“Ah, they sent you abroad for your health?”
+
+“They sent me abroad because they were so plaguey muddled they didn’t
+know what else to do.”
+
+“That’s often the best thing,” I ventured to remark.
+
+“It was a confession of medical bankruptcy; they wanted to stop my run on
+them. They didn’t know enough to cure me, as they had originally
+pretended they did, and that’s the way they thought they’d get round it.
+I wanted to be cured—I didn’t want to be transported. I hadn’t done any
+harm.” I could but assent to the general proposition of the inefficiency
+of doctors, and put to my companion that I hoped he hadn’t been seriously
+ill. He only shook his foot at first, for some time, by way of answer;
+but at last, “I didn’t get natural rest,” he wearily observed.
+
+“Ah, that’s very annoying. I suppose you were overworked.”
+
+“I didn’t have a natural appetite—nor even an unnatural, when they fixed
+up things for me. I took no interest in my food.”
+
+“Well, I guess you’ll both eat and sleep here,” I felt justified in
+remarking.
+
+“I couldn’t hold a pen,” my neighbour went on. “I couldn’t sit still. I
+couldn’t walk from my house to the cars—and it’s only a little way. I
+lost my interest in business.”
+
+“You needed a good holiday,” I concluded.
+
+“That’s what the doctors said. It wasn’t so very smart of them. I had
+been paying strict attention to business for twenty-three years.”
+
+“And in all that time you had never let up?” I cried in horror.
+
+My companion waited a little. “I kind o’ let up Sundays.”
+
+“Oh that’s nothing—because our Sundays themselves never let up.”
+
+“I guess they do over here,” said my friend.
+
+“Yes, but you weren’t over here.”
+
+“No, I wasn’t over here. I shouldn’t have been where I was three years
+ago if I had spent my time travelling round Europe. I was in a very
+advantageous position. I did a very large business. I was considerably
+interested in lumber.” He paused, bending, though a little hopelessly,
+about to me again. “Have you any business interests yourself?” I
+answered that I had none, and he proceeded slowly, mildly and
+deliberately. “Well, sir, perhaps you’re not aware that business in the
+United States is not what it was a short time since. Business interests
+are very insecure. There seems to be a general falling-off. Different
+parties offer different explanations of the fact, but so far as I’m aware
+none of their fine talk has set things going again.” I ingeniously
+intimated that if business was dull the time was good for coming away;
+whereupon my compatriot threw back his head and stretched his legs a
+while. “Well, sir, that’s one view of the matter certainly. There’s
+something to be said for that. These things should be looked at all
+round. That’s the ground my wife took. That’s the ground,” he added in
+a moment, “that a lady would naturally take.” To which he added a laugh
+as ghostly as a dried flower.
+
+“You think there’s a flaw in the reasoning?” I asked.
+
+“Well, sir, the ground I took was that the worse a man’s business is the
+more it requires looking after. I shouldn’t want to go out to
+recreation—not even to go to church—if my house was on fire. My firm’s
+not doing the business it was; it’s like a sick child—it requires
+nursing. What I wanted the doctors to do was to fix me up so that I
+could go on at home. I’d have taken anything they’d have given me, and
+as many times a day. I wanted to be right there; I had my reasons; I
+have them still. But I came off all the same,” said my friend with a
+melancholy smile.
+
+I was a great deal younger than he, but there was something so simple and
+communicative in his tone, so expressive of a desire to fraternise and so
+exempt from any theory of human differences, that I quite forgot his
+seniority and found myself offering him paternal advice. “Don’t think
+about all that. Simply enjoy yourself, amuse yourself, get well. Travel
+about and see Europe. At the end of a year, by the time you’re ready to
+go home, things will have improved over there, and you’ll be quite well
+and happy.”
+
+He laid his hand on my knee; his wan kind eyes considered me, and I
+thought he was going to say “You’re very young!” But he only brought
+out: “_You’ve_ got used to Europe anyway!”
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+At breakfast I encountered his ladies—his wife and daughter. They were
+placed, however, at a distance from me, and it was not until the
+pensionnaires had dispersed and some of them, according to custom, had
+come out into the garden, that he had an opportunity of carrying out his
+offer.
+
+“Will you allow me to introduce you to my daughter?” he said, moved
+apparently by a paternal inclination to provide this young lady with
+social diversion. She was standing with her mother in one of the paths,
+where she looked about with no great complacency, I inferred, at the
+homely characteristics of the place. Old M. Pigeonneau meanwhile hovered
+near, hesitating apparently between the desire to be urbane and the
+absence of a pretext. “Mrs. Ruck, Miss Sophy Ruck”—my friend led me up.
+
+Mrs. Ruck was a ponderous light-coloured person with a smooth fair face,
+a somnolent eye and an arrangement of hair, with forehead-tendrils,
+water-waves and other complications, that reminded me of those framed
+“capillary” tributes to the dead which used long ago to hang over artless
+mantel-shelves between the pair of glass domes protecting wax flowers.
+Miss Sophy was a girl of one-and-twenty, tiny and pretty and lively, with
+no more maiden shyness than a feminine terrier in a tinkling collar.
+Both of these ladies were arrayed in black silk dresses, much ruffled and
+flounced, and if elegance were _all_ a matter of trimming they would have
+been elegant.
+
+“Do you think highly of this pension?” asked Mrs. Ruck after a few
+preliminaries.
+
+“It’s a little rough,” I made answer, “but it seems to me comfortable.”
+
+“Does it take a high rank in Geneva?”
+
+“I imagine it enjoys a very fair fame.”
+
+“I should never dream of comparing it to a New York boarding-house,” Mrs.
+Ruck pursued.
+
+“It’s quite in a different style,” her daughter observed. Miss Ruck had
+folded her arms; she held her elbows with a pair of small white hands and
+tapped the ground with a pretty little foot.
+
+“We hardly expected to come to a pension,” said Mrs. Ruck, who looked
+considerably over my head and seemed to confide the truth in question, as
+with an odd austerity or chastity, a marked remoteness, to the general
+air. “But we thought we’d try; we had heard so much about Swiss
+pensions. I was saying to Mr. Ruck that I wondered if this is a
+favourable specimen. I was afraid we might have made a mistake.”
+
+“Well, we know some people who have been here; they think everything of
+Madame Beaurepas,” said Miss Sophy. “They say she’s a real friend.”
+
+Mrs. Ruck, at this, drew down a little. “Mr. and Mrs. Parker—perhaps
+you’ve heard her speak of them.”
+
+“Madame Beaurepas has had a great many Americans; she’s very fond of
+Americans,” I replied.
+
+“Well, I must say I should think she would be if she compares them with
+some others.”
+
+“Mother’s death on comparing,” remarked Miss Ruck.
+
+“Of course I like to study things and to see for myself,” the elder lady
+returned. “I never had a chance till now; I never knew my privileges.
+Give me an American!” And, recovering her distance again, she seemed to
+impose this tax on the universe.
+
+“Well, I must say there are some things I like over here,” said Miss
+Sophy with courage. And indeed I could see that she was a young woman of
+sharp affirmations.
+
+Her father gave one of his ghostly grunts. “You like the stores—that’s
+what you like most, I guess.”
+
+The young lady addressed herself to me without heeding this charge. “I
+suppose you feel quite at home here.”
+
+“Oh he likes it—he has got used to the life. He says you _can_!” Mr.
+Ruck proclaimed.
+
+“I wish you’d teach Mr. Ruck then,” said his wife. “It seems as if he
+couldn’t get used to anything.”
+
+“I’m used to you, my dear,” he retorted, but with his melancholy eyes on
+me.
+
+“He’s intensely restless,” continued Mrs. Ruck. “That’s what made me
+want to come to a pension. I thought he’d settle down more.”
+
+“Well, lovey,” he sighed, “I’ve had hitherto mainly to settle up!”
+
+In view of a possible clash between her parents I took refuge in
+conversation with Miss Ruck, who struck me as well out in the open—as
+leaning, subject to any swing, so to speak, on the easy gate of the house
+of life. I learned from her that with her companions, after a visit to
+the British islands, she had been spending a month in Paris and that she
+thought she should have died on quitting that city. “I hung out of the
+carriage, when we left the hotel—I assure you I did. And I guess mother
+did, too.”
+
+“Out of the other window, I hope,” said I.
+
+“Yes, one out of each window”—her promptitude was perfect. “Father had
+hard work, I can tell you. We hadn’t half-finished—there were ever so
+many other places we wanted to go to.”
+
+“Your father insisted on coming away?”
+
+“Yes—after we had been there about a month he claimed he had had enough.
+He’s fearfully restless; he’s very much out of health. Mother and I took
+the ground that if he was restless in Paris he needn’t hope for peace
+anywhere. We don’t mean to let up on him till he takes us back.” There
+was an air of keen resolution in Miss Ruck’s pretty face, of the lucid
+apprehension of desirable ends, which made me, as she pronounced these
+words, direct a glance of covert compassion toward her poor recalcitrant
+sire. He had walked away a little with his wife, and I saw only his back
+and his stooping patient-looking shoulders, whose air of acute
+resignation was thrown into relief by the cold serenity of his companion.
+“He’ll have to take us back in September anyway,” the girl pursued;
+“he’ll have to take us back to get some things we’ve ordered.”
+
+I had an idea it was my duty to draw her out. “Have you ordered a great
+many things?”
+
+“Well, I guess we’ve ordered _some_. Of course we wanted to take
+advantage of being in Paris—ladies always do. We’ve left the most
+important ones till we go back. Of course that’s the principal interest
+for ladies. Mother said she’d feel so shabby if she just passed through.
+We’ve promised all the people to be right there in September, and I never
+broke a promise yet. So Mr. Ruck has got to make his plans accordingly.”
+
+“And what are his plans?” I continued, true to my high conception.
+
+“I don’t know; he doesn’t seem able to make any. His great idea was to
+get to Geneva, but now that he has got here he doesn’t seem to see the
+point. It’s the effect of bad health. He used to be so bright and
+natural, but now he’s quite subdued. It’s about time he should improve,
+anyway. We went out last night to look at the jewellers’ windows—in that
+street behind the hotel. I had always heard of those jewellers’ windows.
+We saw some lovely things, but it didn’t seem to rouse father. He’ll get
+tired of Geneva sooner than he did of Paris.”
+
+“Ah,” said I, “there are finer things here than the jewellers’ windows.
+We’re very near some of the most beautiful scenery in Europe.”
+
+“I suppose you mean the mountains. Well, I guess we’ve seen plenty of
+mountains at home. We used to go to the mountains every summer. We’re
+familiar enough with the mountains. Aren’t we, mother?” my young woman
+demanded, appealing to Mrs. Ruck, who, with her husband, had drawn near
+again.
+
+“Aren’t we what?” inquired the elder lady.
+
+“Aren’t we familiar with the mountains?”
+
+“Well, I hope so,” said Mrs. Ruck.
+
+Mr. Ruck, with his hands in his pockets, gave me a sociable wink.
+“There’s nothing much you can _tell_ them!”
+
+The two ladies stood face to face a few moments, surveying each other’s
+garments. Then the girl put her mother a question. “Don’t you want to
+go out?”
+
+“Well, I think we’d better. We’ve got to go up to that place.”
+
+“To what place?” asked Mr. Ruck.
+
+“To that jeweller’s—to that big one.”
+
+“They all seemed big enough—they were _too_ big!” And he gave me another
+dry wink.
+
+“That one where we saw the blue cross,” said his daughter.
+
+“Oh come, what do you want of that blue cross?” poor Mr. Ruck demanded.
+
+“She wants to hang it on a black velvet ribbon and tie it round her
+neck,” said his wife.
+
+“A black velvet ribbon? Not much!” cried the young lady. “Do you
+suppose I’d wear that cross on a black velvet ribbon? On a nice little
+gold chain, if you please—a little narrow gold chain like an
+old-fashioned watch-chain. That’s the proper thing for that blue cross.
+I know the sort of chain I mean; I’m going to look for one. When I want
+a thing,” said Miss Ruck with decision, “I can generally find it.”
+
+“Look here, Sophy,” her father urged, “you don’t want that blue cross.”
+
+“I do want it—I happen to want it.” And her light laugh, with which she
+glanced at me, was like the flutter of some gage of battle.
+
+The grace of this demonstration, in itself marked, suggested that there
+were various relations in which one might stand to Miss Ruck; but I felt
+that the sharpest of the strain would come on the paternal. “Don’t worry
+the poor child,” said her mother.
+
+She took it sharply up. “Come on, mother.”
+
+“We’re going to look round a little,” the elder lady explained to me by
+way of taking leave.
+
+“I know what that means,” their companion dropped as they moved away. He
+stood looking at them while he raised his hand to his head, behind, and
+rubbed it with a movement that displaced his hat. (I may remark in
+parenthesis that I never saw a hat more easily displaced than Mr.
+Ruck’s.) I supposed him about to exhale some plaint, but I was mistaken.
+Mr. Ruck was unhappy, but he was a touching fatalist. “Well, they want
+to pick up something,” he contented himself with recognising. “That’s
+the principal interest for ladies.”
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+He distinguished me, as the French say; he honoured me with his esteem
+and, as the days elapsed, with no small share of his confidence.
+Sometimes he bored me a little, for the tone of his conversation was not
+cheerful, tending as it did almost exclusively to a melancholy dirge over
+the financial prostration of our common country. “No, sir, business in
+the United States is not what it once was,” he found occasion to remark
+several times a day. “There’s not the same spring—there’s not the same
+hopeful feeling. You can see it in all departments.” He used to sit by
+the hour in the little garden of the pension with a roll of American
+newspapers in his lap and his high hat pushed back, swinging one of his
+long legs and reading the _New York Herald_. He paid a daily visit to
+the American banker’s on the other side of the Rhône and remained there a
+long time, turning over the old papers on the green velvet table in the
+centre of the Salon des Etrangers and fraternising with chance
+compatriots. But in spite of these diversions the time was heavy on his
+hands. I used at times to propose him a walk, but he had a mortal horror
+of any use of his legs other than endlessly dangling or crossing them,
+and regarded my direct employment of my own as a morbid form of activity.
+“You’ll kill yourself if you don’t look out,” he said, “walking all over
+the country. I don’t want to stump round that way—I ain’t a postman!”
+Briefly speaking, Mr. Ruck had few resources. His wife and daughter, on
+the other hand, it was to be supposed, were possessed of a good many that
+couldn’t be apparent to an unobtrusive young man. They also sat a great
+deal in the garden or in the salon, side by side, with folded hands,
+taking in, to vague ends, material objects, and were remarkably
+independent of most of the usual feminine aids to idleness—light
+literature, tapestry, the use of the piano. They lent themselves to
+complete displacement, however, much more than their companion, and I
+often met them, in the Rue du Rhône and on the quays, loitering in front
+of the jewellers’ windows. They might have had a cavalier in the person
+of old M. Pigeonneau, who professed a high appreciation of their charms,
+but who, owing to the absence of a common idiom, was deprived, in the
+connexion, of the pleasures of intimacy. He knew no English, and Mrs.
+Ruck and her daughter had, as it seemed, an incurable mistrust of the
+beautiful tongue which, as the old man endeavoured to impress upon them,
+was pre-eminently the language of conversation.
+
+“They have a tournure de princesse—a distinction suprême,” he said to me.
+“One’s surprised to find them in a little pension bourgeoise at seven
+francs a day.”
+
+“Oh they don’t come for economy. They must be rich.”
+
+“They don’t come for my beaux yeux—for mine,” said M. Pigeonneau sadly.
+“Perhaps it’s for yours, young man. Je vous recommande la maman!”
+
+I considered the case. “They came on account of Mr. Ruck because at
+hotels he’s so restless.”
+
+M. Pigeonneau gave me a knowing nod. “Of course he is, with such a wife
+as that!—a femme superbe. She’s preserved in perfection—a miraculous
+fraîcheur. I like those large, fair, quiet women; they’re often, dans
+l’intimité, the most agreeable. I’ll warrant you that at heart Madame
+Roque is a finished coquette.” And then as I demurred: “You suppose her
+cold? Ne vous y fiez pas!”
+
+“It’s a matter in which I’ve nothing at stake.”
+
+“You young Americans are droll,” said M. Pigeonneau; “you never have
+anything at stake! But the little one, for example; I’ll warrant you
+she’s not cold. Toute menue as she is she’s admirably made.”
+
+“She’s very pretty.”
+
+“‘She’s very pretty’! Vous dites cela d’un ton! When you pay
+compliments to Mees Roque I hope that’s not the way you do it.”
+
+“I don’t pay compliments to Miss Ruck.”
+
+“Ah, decidedly,” said M. Pigeonneau, “you young Americans are droll!”
+
+I should have suspected that these two ladies wouldn’t especially commend
+themselves to Madame Beaurepas; that as a maîtresse de salon, which she
+in some degree aspired to be, she would have found them wanting in a
+certain colloquial ease. But I should have gone quite wrong: Madame
+Beaurepas had no fault at all to find with her new pensionnaires. “I’ve
+no observation whatever to make about them,” she said to me one evening.
+“I see nothing in those ladies at all déplacé. They don’t complain of
+anything; they don’t meddle; they take what’s given them; they leave me
+tranquil. The Americans are often like that. Often, but not always,”
+Madame Beaurepas pursued. “We’re to have a specimen to-morrow of a very
+different sort.”
+
+“An American?” I was duly interested.
+
+“Two Américaines—a mother and a daughter. There are Americans and
+Americans: when you’re difficiles you’re more so than any one, and when
+you’ve pretensions—ah, par exemple, it’s serious. I foresee that with
+this little lady everything will be serious, beginning with her café au
+lait. She has been staying at the Pension Chamousset—my concurrente, you
+know, further up the street; but she’s coming away because the coffee’s
+bad. She holds to her coffee, it appears. I don’t know what liquid
+Madame Chamousset may dispense under that name, but we’ll do the best we
+can for her. Only I know she’ll make me des histoires about something
+else. She’ll demand a new lamp for the salon; vous allez voir cela. She
+wishes to pay but eleven francs a day for herself and her daughter, tout
+compris; and for their eleven francs they expect to be lodged like
+princesses. But she’s very ‘ladylike’—isn’t that what you call it in
+English? Oh, pour cela, she’s ladylike!”
+
+I caught a glimpse on the morrow of the source of these portents, who had
+presented herself at our door as I came in from a walk. She had come in
+a cab, with her daughter and her luggage; and with an air of perfect
+softness and serenity she now disputed the fare as she stood on the steps
+and among her boxes. She addressed her cabman in a very English accent,
+but with extreme precision and correctness. “I wish to be perfectly
+reasonable, but don’t wish to encourage you in exorbitant demands. With
+a franc and a half you’re sufficiently paid. It’s not the custom at
+Geneva to give a pourboire for so short a drive. I’ve made inquiries and
+find it’s not the custom even in the best families. I’m a stranger, yes,
+but I always adopt the custom of the native families. I think it my duty
+to the natives.”
+
+“But I’m a native too, moi!” cried the cabman in high derision.
+
+“You seem to me to speak with a German accent,” continued the lady.
+“You’re probably from Basel. A franc and a half are sufficient. I see
+you’ve left behind the little red bag I asked you to hold between your
+knees; you’ll please to go back to the other house and get it. Very
+well, si vous me manquez I’ll make a complaint of you to-morrow at the
+administration. Aurora, you’ll find a pencil in the outer pocket of my
+embroidered satchel; please write down his number—87; do you see it
+distinctly?—in case we should forget it.”
+
+The young lady so addressed—a slight fair girl holding a large parcel of
+umbrellas—stood at hand while this allocution went forward, but
+apparently gave no heed to it. She stood looking about her in a listless
+manner—looking at the front of the house, at the corridor, at Célestine
+tucking back her apron in the doorway, at me as I passed in amid the
+disseminated luggage; her mother’s parsimonious attitude seeming to
+produce in Miss Aurora neither sympathy nor embarrassment. At dinner the
+two ladies were placed on the same side of the table as myself and below
+Mrs. Ruck and her daughter—my own position being on the right of Mr.
+Ruck. I had therefore little observation of Mrs. Church—such I learned
+to be her name—but I occasionally heard her soft distinct voice.
+
+“White wine, if you please; we prefer white wine. There’s none on the
+table? Then you’ll please get some and remember to place a bottle of it
+always here between my daughter and myself.”
+
+“That lady seems to know what she wants,” said Mr. Ruck, “and she speaks
+so I can understand her. I can’t understand every one over here. I’d
+like to make that lady’s acquaintance. Perhaps she knows what _I_ want,
+too: it seems so hard to find out! But I don’t want any of their sour
+white wine; that’s one of the things I don’t want. I guess she’ll be an
+addition to the pension.”
+
+Mr. Ruck made the acquaintance of Mrs. Church that evening in the
+parlour, being presented to her by his wife, who presumed on the rights
+conferred upon herself by the mutual proximity, at table, of the two
+ladies. I seemed to make out that in Mrs. Church’s view Mrs. Ruck
+presumed too far. The fugitive from the Pension Chamousset, as M.
+Pigeonneau called her, was a little fresh plump comely woman, looking
+less than her age, with a round bright serious face. She was very simply
+and frugally dressed, not at all in the manner of Mr. Ruck’s companions,
+and had an air of quiet distinction which was an excellent defensive
+weapon. She exhibited a polite disposition to listen to what Mr. Ruck
+might have to say, but her manner was equivalent to an intimation that
+what she valued least in boarding-house life was its social
+opportunities. She had placed herself near a lamp, after carefully
+screwing it and turning it up, and she had opened in her lap, with the
+assistance of a large embroidered marker, an octavo volume which I
+perceived to be in German. To Mrs. Ruck and her daughter she was
+evidently a puzzle; they were mystified beyond appeal by her frugal
+attire and expensive culture. The two younger ladies, however, had begun
+to fraternise freely, and Miss Ruck presently went wandering out of the
+room with her arm round the waist of Miss Church. It was a warm evening;
+the long windows of the salon stood wide open to the garden, and,
+inspired by the balmy darkness, M. Pigeonneau and Mademoiselle Beaurepas,
+a most obliging little woman who lisped and always wore a huge cravat,
+declared they would organise a fête de nuit. They engaged in this
+enterprise, and the fête developed itself on the lines of half a dozen
+red paper lanterns hung about in the trees, and of several glasses of
+_sirop_ carried on a tray by the stout-armed Célestine. As the occasion
+deepened to its climax I went out into the garden, where M. Pigeonneau
+was master of ceremonies.
+
+“But where are those charming young ladies,” he cried, “Mees Roque and
+the new-comer, l’aimable transfuge? Their absence has been remarked and
+they’re wanting to the brilliancy of the scene. Voyez, I have selected a
+glass of syrup—a generous glass—for Mees Roque, and I advise you, my
+young friend, if you wish to make a good impression, to put aside one
+which you may offer to the other young lady. What’s her name? Mees
+Cheurche? I see; it’s a singular name. Ca veut dire ‘église,’
+n’est-ce-pas? Voilà, a church where I’d willingly worship!”
+
+Mr. Ruck presently came out of the salon, having concluded his interview
+with the elder of the pair. Through the open window I saw that
+accomplished woman seated under the lamp with her German octavo, while
+Mrs. Ruck, established empty-handed in an armchair near her, fairly
+glowered at her for fascination.
+
+“Well, I told you she’d know what I want,” he promptly observed to me.
+“She says I want to go right up to Appenzell, wherever that is; that I
+want to drink whey and live in a high latitude—what did she call it?—a
+high altitude. She seemed to think we ought to leave for Appenzell
+to-morrow; she’d got it all fixed. She says this ain’t a high enough
+lat—a high enough altitude. And she says I mustn’t go too high either;
+that would be just as bad; she seems to know just the right figure. She
+says she’ll give me a list of the hotels where we must stop on the way to
+Appenzell. I asked her if she didn’t want to go with us, but she says
+she’d rather sit still and read. I guess she’s a big reader.”
+
+The daughter of this devotee now reappeared, in company with Miss Ruck,
+with whom she had been strolling through the outlying parts of the
+garden; and that young lady noted with interest the red paper lanterns.
+“Good gracious,” she inquired, “are they trying to stick the flower-pots
+into the trees?”
+
+“It’s an illumination in honour of our arrival,” her companion returned.
+“It’s a triumph over Madame Chamousset.”
+
+“Meanwhile, at the Pension Chamousset,” I ventured to suggest, “they’ve
+put out their lights—they’re sitting in darkness and lamenting your
+departure.”
+
+She smiled at me—she was standing in the light that came from the house.
+M. Pigeonneau meanwhile, who had awaited his chance, advanced to Miss
+Ruck with his glass of syrup. “I’ve kept it for you, mademoiselle,” he
+said; “I’ve jealously guarded it. It’s very delicious!”
+
+Miss Ruck looked at him and his syrup without making any motion to take
+the glass. “Well, I guess it’s sour,” she dropped with a small shake of
+her head.
+
+M. Pigeonneau stood staring, his syrup in his hand; then he slowly turned
+away. He looked about at the rest of us as to appeal from Miss Ruck’s
+insensibility, and went to deposit his rejected tribute on a bench.
+“Won’t you give it to me?” asked Miss Church in faultless French.
+“J’adore le sirop, moi.”
+
+M. Pigeonneau came back with alacrity and presented the glass with a very
+low bow. “I adore good manners.”
+
+This incident caused me to look at Miss Church with quickened interest.
+She was not strikingly pretty, but in her charming irregular face was a
+light of ardour. Like her mother, though in a less degree, she was
+simply dressed.
+
+“She wants to go to America, and her mother won’t let her”—Miss Sophy
+explained to me her friend’s situation.
+
+“I’m very sorry—for America,” I responsively laughed.
+
+“Well, I don’t want to say anything against your mother, but I think it’s
+shameful,” Miss Ruck pursued.
+
+“Mamma has very good reasons. She’ll tell you them all.”
+
+“Well, I’m sure I don’t want to hear them,” said Miss Ruck. “You’ve got
+a right to your own country; every one has a right to their own country.”
+
+“Mamma’s not very patriotic,” Aurora was at any rate not too spiritless
+to mention.
+
+“Well, I call that dreadful,” her companion declared. “I’ve heard there
+are some Americans like that, but I never believed it.”
+
+“Oh there are all sorts of Americans.”
+
+“Aurora’s one of the right sort,” cried Miss Ruck, ready, it seemed, for
+the closest comradeship.
+
+“Are you very patriotic,” I asked of the attractive exile.
+
+Miss Ruck, however, promptly answered for her. “She’s right down
+homesick—she’s dying to go. If you were me,” she went on to her friend,
+“I guess your mother would _have_ to take me.”
+
+“Mamma’s going to take me to Dresden.”
+
+“Well, I never heard of anything so cold-blooded!” said Miss Ruck. “It’s
+like something in a weird story.”
+
+“I never heard Dresden was so awful a fate,” I ventured to interpose.
+
+Miss Ruck’s eyes made light of me. “Well, I don’t believe _you_’re a
+good American,” she smartly said, “and I never supposed you were. You’d
+better go right in there and talk to Mrs. Church.”
+
+“Dresden’s really very nice, isn’t it?” I asked of her companion.
+
+“It isn’t nice if you happen to prefer New York,” Miss Ruck at once
+returned. “Miss Church prefers New York. Tell him you’re dying to see
+New York; it will make him mad,” she went on.
+
+“I’ve no desire to make him mad,” Aurora smiled.
+
+“It’s only Miss Ruck who can do that,” I hastened to state. “Have you
+been a long time in Europe?” I added.
+
+“As long as I can remember.”
+
+“I call that wicked!” Miss Ruck declared.
+
+“You might be in a worse place,” I continued. “I find Europe very
+interesting.”
+
+Miss Ruck fairly snorted. “I was just _saying_ that you wanted to pass
+for a European.”
+
+Well, I saw my way to admit it. “Yes, I want to pass for a Dalmatian.”
+
+Miss Ruck pounced straight. “Then you had better not come home. We know
+how to treat your sort.”
+
+“Were you born in these countries?” I asked of Aurora Church.
+
+“Oh no—I came to Europe a small child. But I remember America a little,
+and it seems delightful.”
+
+“Wait till you see it again. It’s just too lovely,” said Miss Ruck.
+
+“The grandest country in all the world,” I added.
+
+Miss Ruck began to toss her head. “Come away, my dear. If there’s a
+creature I despise it’s a man who tries to say funny things about his own
+country.”
+
+But Aurora lingered while she all appealingly put it to me. “Don’t you
+think one can be tired of Europe?”
+
+“Well—as one may be tired of life.”
+
+“Tired of the life?” cried Miss Ruck. “Father was tired of it after
+three weeks.”
+
+“I’ve been here sixteen years,” her friend went on, looking at me as for
+some charming intelligence. “It used to be for my education. I don’t
+know what it’s for now.”
+
+“She’s beautifully educated,” Miss Ruck guaranteed. “She knows four
+languages.”
+
+“I’m not very sure I know English!”
+
+“You should go to Boston!” said our companion. “They speak splendidly in
+Boston.”
+
+“C’est mon rêve,” said Aurora, still looking at me. “Have you been all
+over Europe,” I asked—“in all the different countries?”
+
+She consulted her reminiscences. “Everywhere you can find a pension.
+Mamma’s devoted to pensions. We’ve lived at one time or another in every
+pension in Europe—say at some five or six hundred.”
+
+“Well, I should think you had seen about enough!” Miss Ruck exhaled.
+
+“It’s a delightful way of seeing Europe”—our friend rose to a bright high
+irony. “You may imagine how it has attached me to the different
+countries. I have such charming souvenirs! There’s a pension awaiting
+us now at Dresden—eight francs a day, without wine. That’s so much
+beyond our mark that mamma means to make them give us wine. Mamma’s a
+great authority on pensions; she’s known, that way, all over Europe.
+Last winter we were in Italy, and she discovered one at Piacenza—four
+francs a day. We made economies.”
+
+“Your mother doesn’t seem to mingle much,” observed Miss Ruck, who had
+glanced through the window at Mrs. Church’s concentration.
+
+“No, she doesn’t mingle, except in the native society. Though she lives
+in pensions she detests our vulgar life.”
+
+“‘Vulgar’?” cried Miss Ruck. “Why then does she skimp so?” This young
+woman had clearly no other notion of vulgarity.
+
+“Oh because we’re so poor; it’s the cheapest way to live. We’ve tried
+having a cook, but the cook always steals. Mamma used to set me to watch
+her; that’s the way I passed my jeunesse—my belle jeunesse. We’re
+frightfully poor,” she went on with the same strange frankness—a curious
+mixture of girlish grace and conscious cynicism. “Nous n’avons pas le
+sou. That’s one of the reasons we don’t go back to America. Mamma says
+we could never afford to live there.”
+
+“Well, any one can see that you’re an American girl,” Miss Ruck remarked
+in a consolatory manner. “I can tell an American girl a mile off.
+You’ve got the natural American style.”
+
+“I’m afraid I haven’t the natural American clothes,” said Aurora in
+tribute to the other’s splendour.
+
+“Well, your dress was cut in France; any one can see that.”
+
+“Yes,” our young lady laughed, “my dress was cut in France—at Avranches.”
+
+“Well, you’ve got a lovely figure anyway,” pursued her companion.
+
+“Ah,” she said for the pleasantry of it, “at Avranches, too, my figure
+was admired.” And she looked at me askance and with no clear poverty of
+intention. But I was an innocent youth and I only looked back at her and
+wondered. She was a great deal nicer than Miss Ruck, and yet Miss Ruck
+wouldn’t have said that in that way. “I try to be the American girl,”
+she continued; “I do my best, though mamma doesn’t at all encourage it.
+I’m very patriotic. I try to strike for freedom, though mamma has
+brought me up à la française; that is as much as one can in pensions.
+For instance I’ve never been out of the house without mamma—oh never
+never! But sometimes I despair; American girls do come out so with
+things. I can’t come out, I can’t rush in, like that. I’m awfully
+pinched, I’m always afraid. But I do what I can, as you see. Excusez du
+peu!”
+
+I thought this young lady of an inspiration at least as untrammelled as
+her unexpatriated sisters, and her despondency in the true note of much
+of their predominant prattle. At the same time she had by no means
+caught, as it seemed to me, what Miss Ruck called the natural American
+style. Whatever her style was, however, it had a fascination—I knew not
+what (as I called it) distinction, and yet I knew not what odd freedom.
+
+The young ladies began to stroll about the garden again, and I enjoyed
+their society until M. Pigeonneau’s conception of a “high time” began to
+languish.
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+Mr. Ruck failed to take his departure for Appenzell on the morrow, in
+spite of the eagerness to see him off quaintly attributed by him to Mrs.
+Church. He continued on the contrary for many days after to hang about
+the garden, to wander up to the banker’s and back again, to engage in
+desultory conversation with his fellow boarders, and to endeavour to
+assuage his constitutional restlessness by perusal of the American
+journals. But it was at least on the morrow that I had the honour of
+making Mrs. Church’s acquaintance. She came into the salon after the
+midday breakfast, her German octavo under her arm, and appealed to me for
+assistance in selecting a quiet corner.
+
+“Would you very kindly,” she said, “move that large fauteuil a little
+more this way? Not the largest; the one with the little cushion. The
+fauteuils here are very insufficient; I must ask Madame Beaurepas for
+another. Thank you; a little more to the left, please; that will do.
+Are you particularly engaged?” she inquired after she had seated herself.
+“If not I should like briefly to converse with you. It’s some time since
+I’ve met a young American of your—what shall I call it?—affiliations.
+I’ve learned your name from Madame Beaurepas; I must have known in other
+days some of your people. I ask myself what has become of all my
+friends. I used to have a charming little circle at home, but now I meet
+no one I either know or desire to know. Don’t you think there’s a great
+difference between the people one meets and the people one would like to
+meet? Fortunately, sometimes,” my patroness graciously added, “there’s
+no great difference. I suppose you’re a specimen—and I take you for a
+good one,” she imperturbably went on—“of modern young America. Tell me,
+then, what modern young America is thinking of in these strange days of
+ours. What are its feelings, its opinions, its aspirations? What is its
+_ideal_?” I had seated myself and she had pointed this interrogation
+with the gaze of her curiously bright and impersonal little eyes. I felt
+it embarrassing to be taken for a superior specimen of modern young
+America and to be expected to answer for looming millions. Observing my
+hesitation Mrs. Church clasped her hands on the open page of her book and
+gave a dismal, a desperate smile. “_Has_ it an ideal?” she softly asked.
+“Well, we must talk of this,” she proceeded without insisting. “Speak
+just now for yourself simply. Have you come to Europe to any intelligent
+conscious end?”
+
+“No great end to boast of,” I said. “But I seem to feel myself study a
+little.”
+
+“Ah, I’m glad to hear that. You’re gathering up a little European
+culture; that’s what we lack, you know, at home. No individual can do
+much, of course; but one mustn’t be discouraged—every little so counts.”
+
+“I see that you at least are doing your part,” I bravely answered,
+dropping my eyes on my companion’s learned volume.
+
+“Ah yes, I go as straight as possible to the sources. There’s no one
+after all like the Germans. That is for digging up the facts and the
+evidence. For conclusions I frequently diverge. I form my opinions
+myself. I’m sorry to say, however,” Mrs. Church continued, “that I don’t
+do much to spread the light. I’m afraid I’m sadly selfish; I do little
+to irrigate the soil. I belong—I frankly confess it—to the class of
+impenitent absentees.”
+
+“I had the pleasure, last evening,” I said, “of making the acquaintance
+of your daughter. She tells me you’ve been a long time in Europe.”
+
+She took it blandly. “Can one ever be _too_ long? You see it’s _our_
+world, that of us few real fugitives from the rule of the mob. We shall
+never go back to that.”
+
+“Your daughter nevertheless fancies she yearns!” I replied.
+
+“Has she been taking you into her confidence? She’s a more sensible
+young lady than she sometimes appears. I’ve taken great pains with her;
+she’s really—I may be permitted to say it—superbly educated.”
+
+“She seemed to me to do you honour,” I made answer. “And I hear she
+speaks fluently four languages.”
+
+“It’s not only that,” said Mrs. Church in the tone of one sated with
+fluencies and disillusioned of diplomas. “She has made what we call _de
+fortes études_—such as I suppose you’re making now. She’s familiar with
+the results of modern science; she keeps pace with the new historical
+school.”
+
+“Ah,” said I, “she has gone much further than I!”
+
+She seemed to look at me a moment as for the tip of the ear of irony.
+“You doubtless think I exaggerate, and you force me therefore to mention
+the fact that I speak of such matters with a certain intelligence.”
+
+“I should never dream of doubting it,” I returned, “but your daughter
+nevertheless strongly holds that you ought to take her home.” I might
+have feared that these words would practically represent treachery to the
+young lady, but I was reassured by seeing them produce in her mother’s
+placid surface no symptom whatever of irritation.
+
+“My daughter has her little theories,” that lady observed; “she has, I
+may say, her small fond illusions and rebellions. And what wonder! What
+would youth be without its Sturm and Drang? Aurora says to herself—all
+at her ease—that she would be happier in their dreadful New York, in
+their dreary Boston, in their desperate Philadelphia, than in one of the
+charming old cities in which our lot is cast. But she knows not what she
+babbles of—that’s all. We must allow our children their yearning to make
+mistakes, mustn’t we? But we must keep the mistakes down to as few as
+possible.”
+
+Her soft sweet positiveness, beneath which I recognised all sorts of
+really hard rigours of resistance and aggression, somehow breathed a
+chill on me. “American cities,” I none the less threw off, “are the
+paradise of the female young.”
+
+“Do you mean,” she inquired, “that the generations reared in those places
+are angels?”
+
+“Well,” I said resolutely, “they’re the nicest of all girls.”
+
+“This young lady—what’s her odd name?—with whom my daughter has formed a
+somewhat precipitate acquaintance: is Miss Ruck an angel and one of the
+nicest of all? But I won’t,” she amusedly added, “force you to describe
+her as she deserves. It would be too cruel to make a single exception.”
+
+“Well,” I at any rate pleaded, “in America they’ve the easiest lot and
+the best time. They’ve the most innocent liberty.”
+
+My companion laid her hand an instant on my arm. “My dear young friend,
+I know America, I know the conditions of life there down to the ground.
+There’s perhaps no subject on which I’ve reflected more than on our
+national idiosyncrasies.”
+
+“To the effect, I see, of your holding them in horror,” I said a little
+roughly.
+
+Rude indeed as was my young presumption Mrs. Church had still her
+cultivated patience, even her pity, for it. “We’re very crude,” she
+blandly remarked, “and we’re proportionately indigestible.” And lest her
+own refined strictures should seem to savour of the vice she deprecated
+she went on to explain. “There are two classes of minds, you know—those
+that hold back and those that push forward. My daughter and I are not
+pushers; we move with the slow considerate steps to which a little
+dignity may still cling. We like the old trodden paths; we like the old
+old world.”
+
+“Ah,” said I, “you know what you like. There’s a great virtue in that.”
+
+“Yes, we like Europe; we prefer it. We like the opportunities of Europe;
+we like the _rest_. There’s so much in that, you know. The world seems
+to me to be hurrying, pressing forward so fiercely, without knowing in
+the least where it’s going. ‘Whither?’ I often ask in my little quiet
+way. But I’ve yet to learn that any one can tell me.”
+
+“You’re a grand old conservative,” I returned while I wondered whether I
+myself might have been able to meet her question.
+
+Mrs. Church gave me a smile that was equivalent to a confession. “I wish
+to retain a wee bit—just a wee bit. Surely we’ve done so much we might
+rest a while; we might pause. That’s all my feeling—just to stop a
+little, to wait, to take breath. I’ve seen so many changes. I want to
+draw in, to draw in—to hold back, to hold back.”
+
+“You shouldn’t hold your daughter back!” I laughed as I got up. I rose
+not by way of closing our small discussion, for I felt my friend’s
+exposition of her views to be by no means complete, but in order to offer
+a chair to Miss Aurora, who at this moment drew near. She thanked me and
+remained standing, but without at first, as I noticed, really facing her
+parent.
+
+“You’ve been engaged with your new acquaintance, my dear?” this lady
+inquired.
+
+“Yes, mamma,” said the girl with a sort of prompt sweet dryness.
+
+“Do you find her very edifying?”
+
+Aurora had a silence; then she met her mother’s eyes. “I don’t know,
+mamma. She’s very fresh.”
+
+I ventured a respectful laugh. “Your mother has another word for that.
+But I must not,” I added, “be indigestibly raw.”
+
+“Ah, vous m’en voulez?” Mrs. Church serenely sighed. “And yet I can’t
+pretend I said it in jest. I feel it too much. We’ve been having a
+little social discussion,” she said to her daughter. “There’s still so
+much to be said. And I wish,” she continued, turning to me, “that I
+could give you our point of view. Don’t you wish, Aurora, that we could
+give him our point of view?”
+
+“Yes, mamma,” said Aurora.
+
+“We consider ourselves very fortunate in our point of view, don’t we,
+dearest?” mamma demanded.
+
+“Very fortunate indeed, mamma.”
+
+“You see we’ve acquired an insight into European life,” the elder lady
+pursued. “We’ve our place at many a European fireside. We find so much
+to esteem—so much to enjoy. Don’t we find delightful things, my
+daughter?”
+
+“So very delightful, mamma,” the girl went on with her colourless calm.
+I wondered at it; it offered so strange a contrast to the mocking freedom
+of her tone the night before; but while I wondered I desired to testify
+to the interest at least with which she inspired me.
+
+“I don’t know what impression you ladies may have found at European
+firesides,” I again ventured, “but there can be very little doubt of the
+impression you must have made there.”
+
+Mrs. Church got in motion to acknowledge my compliment. “We’ve spent
+some charming hours. And that reminds me that we’ve just now such an
+occasion in prospect. We’re to call upon some Genevese friends—the
+family of the Pasteur Galopin. They’re to go with us to the old library
+at the Hôtel de Ville, where there are some very interesting documents of
+the period of the Reformation: we’re promised a glimpse of some
+manuscripts of poor Servetus, the antagonist and victim, you know, of the
+dire Calvin. Here of course one can only speak of ce monsieur under
+one’s breath, but some day when we’re more private”—Mrs. Church looked
+round the room—“I’ll give you my view of him. I think it has a force of
+its own. Aurora’s familiar with it—aren’t you, my daughter, familiar
+with my view of the evil genius of the Reformation?”
+
+“Yes, mamma—_very_,” said Aurora with docility—and also, as I thought,
+with subtlety—while the two ladies went to prepare for their visit to the
+Pasteur Galopin.
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+“She has demanded a new lamp: I told you she would!” This communication
+was made me by Madame Beaurepas a couple of days later. “And she has
+asked for a new tapis de lit, and she has requested me to provide
+Célestine with a pair of light shoes. I remarked to her that, as a
+general thing, domestic drudges aren’t shod with satin. That brave
+Célestine!”
+
+“Mrs. Church may be exacting,” I said, “but she’s a clever little woman.”
+
+“A lady who pays but five francs and a half shouldn’t be too clever.
+C’est déplacé. I don’t like the type.”
+
+“What type then,” I asked, “do you pronounce Mrs. Church’s?”
+
+“Mon Dieu,” said Madame Beaurepas, “c’est une de ces mamans, comme vous
+en avez, qui promènent leur fille.”
+
+“She’s trying to marry her daughter? I don’t think she’s of that sort.”
+
+But Madame Beaurepas shrewdly held to her idea. “She’s trying it in her
+own way; she does it very quietly. She doesn’t want an American; she
+wants a foreigner. And she wants a mari sérieux. But she’s travelling
+over Europe in search of one. She would like a magistrate.”
+
+“A magistrate?”
+
+“A gros bonnet of some kind; a professor or a deputy.”
+
+“I’m awfully sorry for the poor girl,” I found myself moved to declare.
+
+“You needn’t pity her too much; she’s a _fine mouche_—a sly thing.”
+
+“Ah, for that, no!” I protested. “She’s no fool, but she’s an honest
+creature.”
+
+My hostess gave an ancient grin. “She has hooked you, eh? But the
+mother won’t have you.”
+
+I developed my idea without heeding this insinuation. “She’s a charming
+girl, but she’s a shrewd politician. It’s a necessity of her case.
+She’s less submissive to her mother than she has to pretend to be.
+That’s in self-defence. It’s to make her life possible.”
+
+“She wants to get away from her mother”—Madame Beaurepas so far confirmed
+me. “She wants to _courir les champs_.”
+
+“She wants to go to America, her native country.”
+
+“Precisely. And she’ll certainly manage it.”
+
+“I hope so!” I laughed.
+
+“Some fine morning—or evening—she’ll go off with a young man; probably
+with a young American.”
+
+“Allons donc!” I cried with disgust.
+
+“That will be quite America enough,” pursued my cynical hostess. “I’ve
+kept a boarding-house for nearly half a century. I’ve seen that type.”
+
+“Have such things as that happened chez vous?” I asked.
+
+“Everything has happened chez moi. But nothing has happened more than
+once. Therefore this won’t happen here. It will be at the next place
+they go to, or the next. Besides, there’s here no young American pour la
+partie—none except you, monsieur. You’re susceptible but you’re too
+reasonable.”
+
+“It’s lucky for you I’m reasonable,” I answered. “It’s thanks to my cold
+blood you escape a scolding!”
+
+One morning about this time, instead of coming back to breakfast at the
+pension after my lectures at the Academy, I went to partake of this meal
+with a fellow student at an ancient eating-house in the collegiate
+quarter. On separating from my friend I took my way along that charming
+public walk known in Geneva as the Treille, a shady terrace, of immense
+elevation, overhanging a stretch of the lower town. Here are spreading
+trees and well-worn benches, and over the tiles and chimneys of the
+_ville basse_ a view of the snow-crested Alps. On the other side, as you
+turn your back to the view, the high level is overlooked by a row of tall
+sober-faced _hôtels_, the dwellings of the local aristocracy. I was fond
+of the place, resorting to it for stimulation of my sense of the social
+scene at large. Presently, as I lingered there on this occasion, I
+became aware of a gentleman seated not far from where I stood, his back
+to the Alpine chain, which this morning was all radiant, and a newspaper
+unfolded in his lap. He wasn’t reading, however; he only stared before
+him in gloomy contemplation. I don’t know whether I recognised first the
+newspaper or its detainer; one, in either case, would have helped me to
+identify the other. One was the _New York Herald_—the other of course
+was Mr. Ruck. As I drew nearer he moved his eyes from the stony
+succession, the grey old high-featured house-masks, on the other side of
+the terrace, and I knew by the expression of his face just how he had
+been feeling about these distinguished abodes. He had made up his mind
+that their proprietors were a “mean” narrow-minded unsociable company
+that plunged its knotted roots into a superfluous past. I endeavoured
+therefore, as I sat down beside him, to strike a pleasanter note.
+
+“The Alps, from here, do make a wondrous show!”
+
+“Yes, sir,” said Mr. Ruck without a stir, “I’ve examined the Alps. Fine
+thing in its way, the view—fine thing. Beauties of nature—that sort of
+thing. We came up on purpose to look at it.”
+
+“Your ladies then have been with you?”
+
+“Yes—I guess they’re fooling round. They’re awfully restless. They keep
+saying _I’m_ restless, but I’m as quiet as a sleeping child to _them_.
+It takes,” he added in a moment dryly, “the form of an interest in the
+stores.”
+
+“And are the stores what they’re after now?”
+
+“Yes—unless this is one of the days the stores don’t keep. They regret
+them, but I wish there were more of them! They told me to sit here a
+while and they’d just have a look. I generally know what that means—it’s
+_their_ form of scenery. But that’s the principal interest for ladies,”
+he added, retracting his irony. “We thought we’d come up here and see
+the cathedral; Mrs. Church seemed to think it a dead loss we shouldn’t
+see the cathedral, especially as we hadn’t seen many yet. And I had to
+come up to the banker’s anyway. Well, we certainly saw the cathedral. I
+don’t know as we’re any the better for it, and I don’t know as I should
+know it again. But we saw it anyway, stone by stone—and heard about it
+century by century. I don’t know as I should want to go there regularly,
+but I suppose it will give us in conversation a kind of hold on Mrs.
+Church, hey? I guess we want something of that kind. Well,” Mr. Ruck
+continued, “I stepped in at the banker’s to see if there wasn’t
+something, and they handed me out an old _Herald_.”
+
+“Well, I hope the _Herald’s_ full of good news,” I returned.
+
+“Can’t say it is. Damned bad news.”
+
+“Political,” I inquired, “or commercial?”
+
+“Oh hang politics! It’s business, sir. There _ain’t_ any business.
+It’s all gone to—” and Mr. Ruck became profane. “Nine failures in one
+day, and two of them in our locality. What do you say to that?”
+
+“I greatly hope they haven’t inconvenienced you,” was all I could gratify
+him with.
+
+“Well, I guess they haven’t affected me quite desirably. So many houses
+on fire, that’s all. If they happen to take place right where you live
+they don’t increase the value of your own property. When mine catches I
+suppose they’ll write and tell me—one of these days when they get round
+to me. I didn’t get a blamed letter this morning; I suppose they think
+I’m having such a good time over here it’s a pity to break in. If I
+could attend to business for about half an hour I’d find out something.
+But I can’t, and it’s no use talking. The state of my health was never
+so unsatisfactory as it was about five o’clock this morning.”
+
+“I’m very sorry to hear that,” I said, “and I recommend you strongly not
+to think of business.”
+
+“I don’t,” Mr. Ruck replied. “You can’t _make_ me. I’m thinking of
+cathedrals. I’m thinking of the way they used to chain you up under them
+or burn you up in front of them—in those high old times. I’m thinking of
+the beauties of nature too,” he went on, turning round on the bench and
+leaning his elbow on the parapet. “You can get killed over there I
+suppose also”—and he nodded at the shining crests. “I’m thinking of
+going over—because, whatever the danger, I seem more afraid not to.
+That’s why I do most things. How do you get over?” he sighed.
+
+“Over to Chamouni?”
+
+“Over to those hills. Don’t they run a train right up?”
+
+“You can go to Chamouni,” I said. “You can go to Grindelwald and Zermatt
+and fifty other places. You can’t go by rail, but you can drive.”
+
+“All right, we’ll drive—you can’t tell the difference in these cars.
+Yes,” Mr. Ruck proceeded, “Chamouni’s one of the places we put down. I
+hope there are good stores in Chamouni.” He spoke with a quickened ring
+and with an irony more pointed than commonly served him. It was as if he
+had been wrought upon, and yet his general submission to fate was still
+there. I judged he had simply taken, in the face of disaster, a sudden
+sublime resolution not to worry. He presently twisted himself about on
+his bench again and began to look out for his companions. “Well, they
+_are_ taking a look,” he resumed; “I guess they’ve struck something
+somewhere. And they’ve got a carriage waiting outside of that archway
+too. They seem to do a big business in archways here, don’t they? They
+like to have a carriage to carry home the things—those ladies of mine.
+Then they’re sure they’ve got ’em.” The ladies, after this, to do them
+justice, were not very long in appearing. They came toward us from under
+the archway to which Mr. Ruck had somewhat invidiously alluded, slowly
+and with a jaded air. My companion watched them as they advanced.
+“They’re right down tired. When they look like that it kind o’ foots
+up.”
+
+“Well,” said Mrs. Ruck, “I’m glad you’ve had some company.” Her husband
+looked at her, in silence, through narrowed eyelids, and I suspected that
+her unusually gracious observation was prompted by the less innocent
+aftertaste of her own late pastime.
+
+Her daughter glanced at me with the habit of straighter defiance. “It
+would have been more proper if _we_ had had the company. Why didn’t you
+come after us instead of sneaking there?” she asked of Mr. Ruck’s
+companion.
+
+“I was told by your father,” I explained, “that you were engaged in
+sacred rites.” If Miss Ruck was less conciliatory it would be scarcely,
+I felt sure, because she had been more frugal. It was rather because her
+conception of social intercourse appeared to consist of the imputation to
+as many persons as possible—that is to as many subject males—of some
+scandalous neglect of her charms and her claims. “Well, for a gentleman
+there’s nothing so sacred as ladies’ society,” she replied in the manner
+of a person accustomed to giving neat retorts.
+
+“I suppose you refer to the cathedral,” said her mother. “Well, I must
+say we didn’t go back there. I don’t know what it may be for regular
+attendants, but it doesn’t meet my idea of a really pleasant place of
+worship. Few of these old buildings do,” Mrs. Ruck further mentioned.
+
+“Well, we discovered a little lace-shop, where I guess I could regularly
+attend!” her daughter took occasion to announce without weak delay.
+
+Mr. Ruck looked at his child; then he turned about again, leaning on the
+parapet and gazing away at the “hills.”
+
+“Well, the place was certainly not expensive,” his wife said with her
+eyes also on the Alps.
+
+“We’re going up to Chamouni,” he pursued. “You haven’t any call for lace
+up there.”
+
+“Well, I’m glad to hear you’ve decided to go somewhere,” Mrs. Ruck
+returned. “I don’t want to be a fixture at an old pension.”
+
+“You can wear lace anywhere,” her daughter reminded us, “if you put it on
+right. That’s the great thing with lace. I don’t think they know how to
+wear lace in Europe. I know how I mean to wear mine; but I mean to keep
+it till I get home.”
+
+Mr. Ruck transferred his melancholy gaze to her elaborately-appointed
+little person; there was a great deal of very new-looking detail in Miss
+Ruck’s appearance. Then in a tone of voice quite out of consonance with
+his facial despondency, “Have you purchased a great deal?” he inquired.
+
+“I’ve purchased enough for you to make a fuss about.”
+
+“He can’t make a fuss about _that_,” said Mrs. Ruck.
+
+“Well, you’ll see!”—the girl had unshaken confidence.
+
+The subject of this serenity, however, went on in the same tone: “Have
+you got it in your pocket? Why don’t you put it on—why don’t you hang it
+round you?”
+
+“I’ll hang it round _you_ if you don’t look out!” cried Miss Ruck.
+
+“Don’t you want to show it off to this gentleman?” he sociably continued.
+
+“Mercy, how you do carry on!” his wife sighed.
+
+“Well, I want to be lively. There’s every reason for it. We’re going up
+to Chamouni.”
+
+“You’re real restless—that’s what’s the matter with you.” And Mrs. Ruck
+roused herself from her own repose.
+
+“No, I ain’t,” said her husband. “I never felt so quiet. I feel as
+peaceful as a little child.”
+
+Mrs. Ruck, who had no play of mind, looked at her daughter and at me.
+“Well, I hope you’ll improve,” she stated with a certain flatness.
+
+“Send in the bills,” he went on, rising to match. “Don’t let yourself
+suffer from want, Sophy. I don’t care what you do now. We can’t be more
+than gay, and we can’t be worse than broke.”
+
+Sophy joined her mother with a little toss of her head, and we followed
+the ladies to the carriage, where the younger addressed her father. “In
+your place, Mr. Ruck, I wouldn’t want to flaunt my meanness quite so much
+before strangers.”
+
+He appeared to feel the force of this rebuke, surely deserved by a man on
+whom the humiliation of seeing the main ornaments of his hearth betray
+the ascendency of that character had never yet been laid. He flushed and
+was silent; his companions got into their vehicle, the front seat of
+which was adorned with a large parcel. Mr. Ruck gave the parcel a poke
+with his umbrella and turned to me with a grimly penitent smile. “After
+all, for the ladies, that’s the principal interest.”
+
+
+
+VII
+
+
+Old M. Pigeonneau had more than once offered me the privilege of a walk
+in his company, but his invitation had hitherto, for one reason or
+another, always found me hampered. It befell, however, one afternoon
+that I saw him go forth for a vague airing with an unattended patience
+that attracted my sympathy. I hastily overtook him and passed my hand
+into his venerable arm, an overture that produced in the good old man so
+rejoicing a response that he at once proposed we should direct our steps
+to the English Garden: no scene less consecrated to social ease was
+worthy of our union. To the English Garden accordingly we went; it lay
+beyond the bridge and beside the lake. It was always pretty and now was
+really recreative; a band played furiously in the centre and a number of
+discreet listeners sat under the small trees on benches and little chairs
+or strolled beside the blue water. We joined the strollers, we observed
+our companions and conversed on obvious topics. Some of these last, of
+course, were the pretty women who graced the prospect and who, in the
+light of M. Pigeonneau’s comprehensive criticism, appeared surprisingly
+numerous. He seemed bent upon our making up our minds as to which might
+be prettiest, and this was an innocent game in which I consented to take
+a hand.
+
+Suddenly my companion stopped, pressing my arm with the liveliest
+emotion. “La voilà, la voilà, the prettiest!” he quickly murmured;
+“coming toward us in a blue dress with the other.” It was at the other I
+was looking, for the other, to my surprise, was our interesting fellow
+pensioner, the daughter of the most systematic of mothers. M. Pigeonneau
+meanwhile had redoubled his transports—he had recognised Miss Ruck. “Oh
+la belle rencontre, nos aimables convives—the prettiest girl in the world
+in effect!” And then after we had greeted and joined the young ladies,
+who, like ourselves, were walking arm in arm and enjoying the scene, he
+addressed himself to the special object of his admiration, Mees Roque.
+“I was citing you with enthusiasm to my young friend here even before I
+had recognised you, mademoiselle.”
+
+“I don’t believe in French compliments,” remarked Miss Sophy, who
+presented her back to the smiling old man.
+
+“Are you and Miss Ruck walking alone?” I asked of her companion. “You
+had better accept M. Pigeonneau’s gallant protection, to say nothing of
+mine.”
+
+Aurora Church had taken her hand from Miss Ruck’s arm; she inclined her
+head to the side and shone at me while her open parasol revolved on her
+shoulder. “Which is most improper—to walk alone or to walk with
+gentlemen that one picks up? I want to do what’s most improper.”
+
+“What perversity,” I asked, “are you, with an ingenuity worthy of a
+better cause, trying to work out?”
+
+“He thinks you can’t understand him when he talks like that,” said Miss
+Ruck. “But I _do_ understand you,” she flirted at me—“always!”
+
+“So I’ve always ventured to hope, my dear Miss Ruck.”
+
+“Well, if I didn’t it wouldn’t be much loss!” cried this young lady.
+
+“Allons, en marche!” trumpeted M. Pigeonneau, all gallant urbanity and
+undiscouraged by her impertinence. “Let us make together the tour of the
+garden.” And he attached himself to Miss Ruck with a respectful elderly
+grace which treated her own lack even of the juvenile form of that
+attraction as some flower of alien modesty, and was ever sublimely
+conscious of a mission to place modesty at its ease. This ill-assorted
+couple walked in front, while Aurora Church and I strolled along
+together.
+
+“I’m sure this is more improper,” said my companion; “this is
+delightfully improper. I don’t say that as a compliment to you,” she
+added. “I’d say it to any clinging man, no matter how stupid.”
+
+“Oh I’m clinging enough,” I answered; “but I’m as stupid as you could
+wish, and this doesn’t seem to me wrong.”
+
+“Not for you, no; only for me. There’s nothing that a man can do that’s
+wrong, is there? _En morale_, you know, I mean. Ah, yes, he can kill
+and steal; but I think there’s nothing else, is there?”
+
+“Well, it’s a nice question. One doesn’t know how those things are taken
+till after one has done them. Then one’s enlightened.”
+
+“And you mean you’ve never been enlightened? You make yourself out very
+good.”
+
+“That’s better than making one’s self out very bad, as you do.”
+
+“Ah,” she explained, “you don’t know the consequences of a false
+position.”
+
+I was amused at her great formula. “What do you mean by yours being
+one?”
+
+“Oh I mean everything. For instance, I’ve to pretend to be a jeune
+fille. I’m not a jeune fille; no American girl’s a jeune fille; an
+American girl’s an intelligent responsible creature. I’ve to pretend to
+be idiotically innocent, but I’m not in the least innocent.”
+
+This, however, was easy to meet. “You don’t in the least pretend to be
+innocent; you pretend to be—what shall I call it?—uncannily wise.”
+
+“That’s no pretence. I _am_ uncannily wise. You could call it nothing
+more true.”
+
+I went along with her a little, rather thrilled by this finer freedom.
+“You’re essentially not an American girl.”
+
+She almost stopped, looking at me; there came a flush to her cheek.
+“Voilà!” she said. “There’s my false position. I want to be an American
+girl, and I’ve been hideously deprived of that immense convenience, that
+beautiful resource.”
+
+“Do you want me to tell you?” I pursued with interest. “It would be
+utterly impossible to an American girl—I mean unperverted, and that’s the
+whole point—to talk as you’re talking to me now.”
+
+The expressive eagerness she showed for this was charming. “Please tell
+me then! How would she talk?”
+
+“I can’t tell you all the things she’d say, but I think I can tell you
+most of the things she wouldn’t. She wouldn’t reason out her conduct as
+you seem to me to do.”
+
+Aurora gave me the most flattering attention. “I see. She would be
+simpler. To do very simply things not at all simple—that’s the American
+girl!”
+
+I greatly enjoyed our intellectual relation. “I don’t know whether
+you’re a French girl, or what you are, but, you know, I find you witty.”
+
+“Ah, you mean I strike false notes!” she quite comically wailed. “See
+how my whole sense for such things has been ruined. False notes are just
+what I want to avoid. I wish you’d always tell me.”
+
+The conversational union between Miss Ruck and her neighbour, in front of
+us, had evidently not borne fruit. Miss Ruck suddenly turned round to us
+with a question. “Don’t you want some ice-cream?”
+
+“_She_ doesn’t strike false notes,” I declared.
+
+We had come into view of a manner of pavilion or large kiosk, which
+served as a café and at which the delicacies generally procurable at such
+an establishment were dispensed. Miss Ruck pointed to the little green
+tables and chairs set out on the gravel; M. Pigeonneau, fluttering with a
+sense of dissipation, seconded the proposal, and we presently sat down
+and gave our order to a nimble attendant. I managed again to place
+myself next Aurora; our companions were on the other side of the table.
+
+My neighbour rejoiced to extravagance in our situation. “This is best of
+all—I never believed I should come to a café with two strange and
+possibly depraved men! Now you can’t persuade me this isn’t wrong.”
+
+“To make it wrong,” I returned, “we ought to see your mother coming down
+that path.”
+
+“Ah, my mother makes everything wrong,” she cried, attacking with a
+little spoon in the shape of a spade the apex of a pink ice. And then
+she returned to her idea of a moment before. “You must promise to tell
+me—to warn me in some way—whenever I strike a false note. You must give
+a little cough, like that—ahem!”
+
+“You’ll keep me very busy and people will think I’m in a consumption.”
+
+“Voyons,” she continued, “why have you never talked to me more? Is that
+a false note? Why haven’t you been ‘attentive’? That’s what American
+girls call it; that’s what Miss Ruck calls it.”
+
+I assured myself that our companions were out of ear-shot and that Miss
+Ruck was much occupied with a large vanilla cream. “Because you’re
+always interlaced with that young lady. There’s no getting near you.”
+
+Aurora watched her friend while the latter devoted herself to her ice.
+“You wonder, no doubt, why I should care for her at all. So does mamma;
+elle s’y perd. I don’t like her particularly; je n’en suis pas folle.
+But she gives me information; she tells me about her—your—everything but
+_my_—extraordinary country. Mamma has always tried to prevent my knowing
+anything about it, and I’m all the more devoured with curiosity. And
+then Miss Ruck’s so very fresh.”
+
+“I may not be so fresh as Miss Ruck,” I said, “but in future, when you
+want information, I recommend you to come to me for it.”
+
+“Ah, but our friend offers to take me there; she invites me to go back
+with her, to stay with her. You couldn’t do that, could you?” And my
+companion beautifully faced me on it. “Bon, a false note! I can see it
+by your face; you remind me of an outraged maître de piano.”
+
+“You overdo the character—the poor American girl,” I said. “Are you
+going to stay with that delightful family?”
+
+“I’ll go and stay with any one who will take me or ask me. It’s a real
+nostalgie. She says that in New York—in Thirty-Seventh Street near
+Fourth Avenue—I should have the most lovely time.”
+
+“I’ve no doubt you’d enjoy it.”
+
+“Absolute liberty to begin with.”
+
+“It seems to me you’ve a certain liberty here,” I returned.
+
+“Ah, _this_? Oh I shall pay for this. I shall be punished by mamma and
+lectured by Madame Galopin.”
+
+“The wife of the pasteur?”
+
+“His digne épouse. Madame Galopin, for mamma, is the incarnation of
+European opinion. That’s what vexes me with mamma, her thinking so much
+of people like Madame Galopin. Going to see Madame Galopin—mamma calls
+that being in European society. European society! I’m so sick of that
+expression; I’ve heard it since I was six years old. Who’s Madame
+Galopin—who the devil thinks anything of her here? She’s nobody; she’s
+the dreariest of frumps; she’s perfectly third-rate. If I like your
+America better than mamma I also know my Europe better.”
+
+“But your mother, certainly,” I objected a trifle timidly—for my young
+lady was excited and had a charming little passion in her eye—“your
+mother has a great many social relations all over the continent.”
+
+“She thinks so, but half the people don’t care for us. They’re not so
+good as we and they know it—I’ll do them that justice—so that they wonder
+why we should care for them. When we’re polite to them they think the
+less of us; there are plenty of people like that. Mamma thinks so much
+of them simply because they’re foreigners. If I could tell you all the
+ugly stupid tenth-rate people I’ve had to talk to for no better reason
+than that they were _de leur pays_!—Germans, French, Italians, Turks,
+everything. When I complain mamma always says that at any rate it’s
+practice in the language. And she makes so much of the most impossible
+English too; I don’t know what _that’s_ practice in.”
+
+Before I had time to suggest an hypothesis as regards this latter point I
+saw something that made me rise—I fear with an undissimulated start—from
+my chair. This was nothing less than the neat little figure of Mrs.
+Church—a perfect model of the femme comme il faut—approaching our table
+with an impatient step and followed most unexpectedly in her advance by
+the pre-eminent form of Mr. Ruck, whose high hat had never looked so
+high. She had evidently come in search of her daughter, and if she had
+commanded this gentleman’s attendance it had been on no more intimate
+ground than that of his unenvied paternity to her guilty child’s
+accomplice. My movement had given the alarm and my young friend and M.
+Pigeonneau got up; Miss Ruck alone didn’t, in the local phrase, derange
+herself. Mrs. Church, beneath her modest little bonnet, looked
+thoroughly resolute though not at all agitated; she came straight to her
+daughter, who received her with a smile, and then she took the rest of us
+in very fixedly and tranquilly and without bowing. I must do both these
+ladies the justice that neither of them made the least little “scene.”
+
+“I’ve come for you, dearest,” said the mother.
+
+“Yes, dear mamma.”
+
+“Come for you—come for you,” Mrs. Church repeated, looking down at the
+relics of our little feast, on which she seemed somehow to shed at once
+the lurid light of the disreputable. “I was obliged to appeal to Mr.
+Ruck’s assistance. I was much perplexed. I thought a long time.”
+
+“Well, Mrs. Church, I was glad to see you perplexed once in your life!”
+cried Mr. Ruck with friendly jocosity. “But you came pretty straight for
+all that. I had hard work to keep up with you.”
+
+“We’ll take a cab, Aurora,” Mrs. Church went on without heeding this
+pleasantry—“a closed one; we’ll enter it at once. Come, ma fille.”
+
+“Yes, dear mamma.” The girl had flushed for humiliation, but she carried
+it bravely off; and her grimace as she looked round at us all and her
+eyes met mine didn’t keep her, I thought, from being beautiful.
+“Good-bye. I’ve had a ripping time.”
+
+“We mustn’t linger,” said her mother; “it’s five o’clock. We’re to dine,
+you know, with Madame Galopin.”
+
+“I had quite forgotten,” Aurora declared. “That will be even more
+charming.”
+
+“Do you want me to assist you to carry her back, ma’am?” asked Mr. Ruck.
+
+Mrs. Church covered him for a little with her coldest contemplation. “Do
+you prefer then to leave your daughter to finish the evening with these
+gentlemen?”
+
+Mr. Ruck pushed back his hat and scratched the top of his head. “Well, I
+don’t know. How’d you like that, Sophy?”
+
+“Well, I never!” gasped Sophy as Mrs. Church marched off with her
+daughter.
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+I had half-expected a person of so much decision, and above all of so
+much consistency, would make me feel the weight of her disapproval of my
+own share in that little act of revelry by the most raffish part of the
+lakeside. But she maintained her claim to being a highly reasonable
+woman—I couldn’t but admire the justice of this pretension—by recognising
+my practical detachment. I had taken her daughter as I found her, which
+was, according to Mrs. Church’s view, in a very equivocal position. The
+natural instinct of a young man in such a situation is not to protest but
+to profit; and it was clear to Mrs. Church that I had had nothing to do
+with Miss Aurora’s appearing in public under the compromising
+countenance, as she regarded the matter, of Miss Ruck. Besides, she
+liked to converse, and she apparently did me the honour to consider that
+of all the inmates of the Pension Beaurepas I was the best prepared for
+that exercise. I found her in the salon a couple of evenings after the
+incident I have just narrated, and I approached her with a view to making
+my peace with her if this should prove necessary. But Mrs. Church was as
+gracious as I could have desired; she put her marker into her inveterate
+volume and folded her plump little hands on the cover. She made no
+specific allusion to the English Garden; she embarked rather on those
+general considerations in which her cultivated mind was so much at home.
+
+“Always at your deep studies, Mrs. Church,” I didn’t hesitate freely to
+observe.
+
+“Que voulez-vous, monsieur? To say studies is to say too much; one
+doesn’t study in the parlour of a boarding-house of this character. But
+I do what I can; I’ve always done what I can. That’s all I’ve ever
+claimed.”
+
+“No one can do more, and you appear to have done a great deal.”
+
+“Do you know my secret?” she asked with an air of brightening confidence.
+And this treasure hung there a little temptingly before she revealed it.
+“To care only for the _best_! To do the best, to know the best—to have,
+to desire, to recognise, only the best. That’s what I’ve always done in
+my little quiet persistent way. I’ve gone through Europe on my devoted
+little errand, seeking, seeing, heeding, only the best. And it hasn’t
+been for myself alone—it has been for my daughter. My daughter has had
+the best. We’re not rich, but I can say that.”
+
+“She has had _you_, madam,” I pronounced finely.
+
+“Certainly, such as I am, I’ve been devoted. We’ve got something
+everywhere; a little here, a little there. That’s the real secret—to get
+something everywhere; you always can if you _are_ devoted. Sometimes it
+has been a little music, sometimes a little deeper insight into the
+history of art; sometimes into that of literature, politics, economics:
+every little counts, you know. Sometimes it has been just a glimpse, a
+view, a lovely landscape, a mere impression. We’ve always been on the
+look-out. Sometimes it has been a valued friendship, a delightful social
+tie.”
+
+“Here comes the ‘European society,’ the poor daughter’s bugbear,” I said
+to myself. “Certainly,” I remarked aloud—I admit rather
+hypocritically—“if you’ve lived a great deal in pensions you must have
+got acquainted with lots of people.”
+
+Mrs. Church dropped her eyes an instant; taking it up, however, as one
+for whom discrimination was always at hand. “I think the European
+pension system in many respects remarkable and in some satisfactory. But
+of the friendships that we’ve formed few have been contracted in
+establishments of this stamp.”
+
+“I’m sorry to hear that!” I ruefully laughed.
+
+“I don’t say it for you, though I might say it for some others. We’ve
+been interested in European _homes_.”
+
+“Ah there you’re beyond me!”
+
+“Naturally”—she quietly assented. “We have the entrée of the old
+Genevese society. I like its tone. I prefer it to that of Mr. Ruck,”
+added Mrs. Church calmly; “to that of Mrs. Ruck and Miss Ruck. To that
+of Miss Ruck in particular.”
+
+“Ah the poor Rucks _have_ no tone,” I pleaded. “That’s just the point of
+them. Don’t take them more seriously than they take themselves.”
+
+Well, she would see what she could do. But she bent grave eyes on me.
+“Are they really fair examples?”
+
+“Examples of what?”
+
+“Of our American tendencies.”
+
+“‘Tendencies’ is a big word, dear lady; tendencies are difficult to
+calculate.” I used even a greater freedom. “And you shouldn’t abuse
+those good Rucks, who have been so kind to your daughter. They’ve
+invited her to come and stay with them in Thirty-Seventh Street near
+Fourth Avenue.”
+
+“Aurora has told me. It might be very serious.”
+
+“It might be very droll,” I said.
+
+“To me,” she declared, “it’s all too terrible. I think we shall have to
+leave the Pension Beaurepas. I shall go back to Madame Chamousset.”
+
+“On account of the Rucks?” I asked.
+
+“Pray why don’t they go themselves? I’ve given them some excellent
+addresses—written down the very hours of the trains. They were going to
+Appenzell; I thought it was arranged.”
+
+“They talk of Chamouni now,” I said; “but they’re very helpless and
+undecided.”
+
+“I’ll give them some Chamouni addresses. Mrs. Ruck will send for a
+_chaise à porteurs_; I’ll give her the name of a man who lets them lower
+than you get them at the hotels. After that they _must_ go.”
+
+She had thoroughly fixed it, as we said; but her large assumptions
+ruffled me. “I nevertheless doubt,” I returned, “if Mr. Ruck will ever
+really be seen on the Mer de Glace—great as might be the effect there of
+that high hat. He’s not like you; he doesn’t value his European
+privileges. He takes no interest. He misses Wall Street all the time.
+As his wife says, he’s deplorably restless, but I guess Chamouni won’t
+quiet him. So you mustn’t depend too much on the effect of your
+addresses.”
+
+“Is it, in its strange mixture of the barbaric and the effete, a frequent
+type?” asked Mrs. Church with all the force of her noble appetite for
+knowledge.
+
+“I’m afraid so. Mr. Ruck’s a broken-down man of business. He’s
+broken-down in health and I think he must be broken-down in fortune. He
+has spent his whole life in buying and selling and watching prices, so
+that he knows how to do nothing else. His wife and daughter have spent
+their lives, not in selling, but in buying—with a considerable
+indifference to prices—and they on their side know how to do nothing
+else. To get something in a ‘store’ that they can put on their
+backs—that’s their one idea; they haven’t another in their heads. Of
+course they spend no end of money, and they do it with an implacable
+persistence, with a mixture of audacity and of cunning. They do it in
+his teeth and they do it behind his back; the mother protects the
+daughter, while the daughter eggs on the mother. Between them they’re
+bleeding him to death.”
+
+“Ah what a picture!” my friend calmly sighed. “I’m afraid they’re
+grossly illiterate.”
+
+“I share your fears. We make a great talk at home about education, but
+see how little that ideal has ever breathed on them. The vision of fine
+clothes rides them like a fury. They haven’t an idea of any sort—not
+even a worse one—to compete with it. Poor Mr. Ruck, who’s a mush of
+personal and private concession—I don’t know what he may have been in the
+business world—strikes me as a really tragic figure. He’s getting bad
+news every day from home; his affairs may be going to the dogs. He’s
+unable, with his lost nerve, to apply himself; so he has to stand and
+watch his fortunes ebb. He has been used to doing things in a big way
+and he feels ‘mean’ if he makes a fuss about bills. So the ladies keep
+sending them in.”
+
+“But haven’t they common sense? Don’t they know they’re marching to
+ruin?”
+
+“They don’t believe it. The duty of an American husband and father is to
+keep them going. If he asks them how, that’s his own affair. So by way
+of not being mean, of being a good American husband and father, poor Ruck
+stands staring at bankruptcy.”
+
+Mrs. Church, with her cold competence, picked my story over. “Why, if
+Aurora were to go to stay with them she mightn’t even have a good
+_nourriture_.”
+
+“I don’t on the whole recommend,” I smiled, “that your daughter should
+pay a visit to Thirty-Seventh Street.”
+
+She took it in—with its various bearings—and had after all, I think, to
+renounce the shrewd view of a contingency. “Why should I be subjected to
+such trials—so sadly éprouveé?” From the moment nothing at all was to be
+got from the Rucks—not even eventual gratuitous board—she washed her
+hands of them altogether. “Why should a daughter of mine like that
+dreadful girl?”
+
+“_Does_ she like her?”
+
+She challenged me nobly. “Pray do you mean that Aurora’s such a
+hypocrite?”
+
+I saw no reason to hesitate. “A little, since you inquire. I think
+you’ve forced her to be.”
+
+“I?”—she was shocked. “I _never_ force my daughter!”
+
+“She’s nevertheless in a false position,” I returned. “She hungers and
+thirsts for her own great country; she wants to ‘come out’ in New York,
+which is certainly, socially speaking, the El Dorado of young ladies.
+She likes any one, for the moment, who will talk to her of that and serve
+as a connecting-link with the paradise she imagines there. Miss Ruck
+performs this agreeable office.”
+
+“Your idea is, then, that if she were to go with such a person to America
+she could drop her afterwards?”
+
+I complimented Mrs. Church on her quickly-working mind, but I explained
+that I prescribed no such course. “I can’t imagine her—when it should
+come to the point—embarking with the famille Roque. But I wish she might
+go nevertheless.”
+
+Mrs. Church shook her head lucidly—she found amusement in my
+inappropriate zeal. “I trust my poor child may never be guilty of so
+fatal a mistake. She’s completely in error; she’s wholly unadapted to
+the peculiar conditions of American life. It wouldn’t please her. She
+wouldn’t sympathise. My daughter’s ideal’s not the ideal of the class of
+young women to which Miss Ruck belongs. I fear they’re very numerous;
+they pervade the place, they give the tone.”
+
+“It’s you who are mistaken,” I said. “There are plenty of Miss Rucks,
+and she has a terrible significance—though largely as the product of her
+weak-kneed sire and his ‘absorption in business.’ But there are other
+forms. Go home for six months and see.”
+
+“I’ve not, unfortunately, the means to make costly experiments. My
+daughter,” Mrs. Church pursued, “has had great advantages—rare
+advantages—and I should be very sorry to believe that _au fond_ she
+doesn’t appreciate them. One thing’s certain: I must remove her from
+this pernicious influence. We must part company with this deplorable
+family. If Mr. Ruck and his ladies can’t be induced to proceed to
+Chamouni—a journey from which no traveller with the smallest self-respect
+can dispense himself—my daughter and I shall be obliged to retire from
+the field. _We_ shall go to Dresden.”
+
+“To Dresden?” I submissively echoed.
+
+“The capital of Saxony. I had arranged to go there for the autumn, but
+it will be simpler to go immediately. There are several works in the
+gallery with which Aurora has not, I think, sufficiently familiarised
+herself. It’s especially strong in the seventeenth-century schools.”
+
+As my companion offered me this information I caught sight of Mr. Ruck,
+who lounged in with his hands in his pockets and his elbows making acute
+angles. He had his usual anomalous appearance of both seeking and
+avoiding society, and he wandered obliquely toward Mrs. Church, whose
+last words he had overheard. “The seventeenth-century schools,” he said
+as if he were slowly weighing some very small object in a very large pair
+of scales. “Now do you suppose they _had_ schools at that period?”
+
+Mrs. Church rose with a good deal of majesty, making no answer to this
+incongruous jest. She clasped her large volume to her neat little bosom
+and looked at our luckless friend more in pity than in anger, though more
+in edification than in either. “I had a letter this morning from
+Chamouni.”
+
+“Well,” he made answer, “I suppose you’ve got friends all round.”
+
+“I’ve friends at Chamouni, but they’re called away. To their great
+regret.” I had got up too; I listened to this statement and wondered.
+I’m almost ashamed to mention my wanton thought. I asked myself whether
+this mightn’t be a mere extemporised and unestablished truth—a truth
+begotten of a deep desire; but the point has never been cleared.
+“They’re giving up some charming rooms; perhaps you’d like them. I would
+suggest your telegraphing. The weather’s glorious,” continued Mrs.
+Church, “and the highest peaks are now perceived with extraordinary
+distinctness.”
+
+Mr. Ruck listened, as he always listened, respectfully. “Well,” he said,
+“I don’t know as I want to go up Mount Blank. That’s the principal
+attraction, ain’t it?”
+
+“There are many others. I thought I would offer you an exceptional
+opportunity.”
+
+“Well,” he returned, “I guess you know, and if I could _let_ you fix me
+we’d probably have some big times. But I seem to strike
+opportunities—well, in excess of my powers. I don’t seem able to
+respond.”
+
+“It only needs a little decision,” remarked Mrs. Church with an air that
+was a perfect example of this virtue. “I wish you good-night, sir.” And
+she moved noiselessly away.
+
+Mr. Ruck, with his long legs apart, stood staring after her; then he
+transferred his perfectly quiet eyes to me. “Does she own a hotel over
+there? Has she got any stock in Mount Blank?” Indeed in view of the way
+he had answered her I thought the dear man—to whom I found myself
+becoming hourly more attached—had beautiful manners.
+
+
+
+IX
+
+
+The next day Madame Beaurepas held out to me with her own venerable
+fingers a missive which proved to be a telegram. After glancing at it I
+let her know that it appeared to call me away. My brother had arrived in
+England and he proposed I should meet him there; he had come on business
+and was to spend but three weeks in Europe. “But my house empties
+itself!” the old woman cried on this. “The famille Roque talks of
+leaving me and Madame Cheurche nous fait la réverénce.”
+
+“Mrs. Church is going away?”
+
+“She’s packing her trunk; she’s a very extraordinary person. Do you know
+what she asked me this morning? To invent some combination by which the
+famille Roque should take itself off. I assured her I was no such
+inventor. That poor famille Roque! ‘Oblige me by getting rid of them,’
+said Madame Cheurche—quite as she would have asked Célestine to remove a
+strong cheese. She speaks as if the world were made for Madame Cheurche.
+I hinted that if she objected to the company there was a very simple
+remedy—and at present elle fait ses paquets.”
+
+“She really asked you to get the Rucks out of the house?”
+
+“She asked me to tell them that their rooms had been let three months ago
+to another family. She has an aplomb!”
+
+Mrs. Church’s aplomb caused me considerable diversion; I’m not sure that
+it wasn’t in some degree to laugh at my leisure that I went out into the
+garden that evening to smoke a cigar. The night was dark and not
+particularly balmy, and most of my fellow pensioners, after dinner, had
+remained indoors. A long straight walk conducted from the door of the
+house to the ancient grille I’ve described, and I stood here for some
+time looking through the iron bars at the silent empty street. The
+prospect was not enlivening and I presently turned away. At this moment
+I saw in the distance the door of the house open and throw a shaft of
+lamplight into the darkness. Into the lamplight stepped the figure of an
+apparently circumspect female, as they say in the old stories, who
+presently closed the door behind her. She disappeared in the dusk of the
+garden and I had seen her but an instant; yet I remained under the
+impression that Aurora Church, on the eve of departure, had come out to
+commune, like myself, with isolation.
+
+I lingered near the gate, keeping the red tip of my cigar turned toward
+the house, and before long a slight but interesting figure emerged from
+among the shadows of the trees and encountered the rays of a lamp that
+stood just outside the gate. My fellow solitary was in fact Aurora
+Church, who acknowledged my presence with an impatience not wholly
+convincing.
+
+“Ought I to retire—to return to the house?”
+
+“If you ought,” I replied, “I should be very sorry to tell you so.”
+
+“But we’re all alone. There’s no one else in the garden.”
+
+“It’s not the first time, then, that I’ve been alone with a young lady.
+I’m not at all terrified.”
+
+“Ah, but I?” she wailed to extravagance. “I’ve _never_ been alone—!”
+Quickly, however, she interrupted herself. “Bon, there’s another false
+note!”
+
+“Yes, I’m obliged to admit that one’s very false.”
+
+She stood looking at me. “I’m going away to-morrow; after that there
+will be no one to tell me.”
+
+“That will matter little,” I presently returned. “Telling you will do no
+good.”
+
+“Ah, why do you say that?” she all ruefully asked.
+
+I said it partly because it was true, but I said it for other reasons, as
+well, which I found hard to define. Standing there bareheaded in the
+night air, in the vague light, this young lady took on an extreme
+interest, which was moreover not diminished by a suspicion on my own part
+that she had come into the garden knowing me to be there. I thought her
+charming, I thought her remarkable and felt very sorry for her; but as I
+looked at her the terms in which Madame Beaurepas had ventured to
+characterise her recurred to me with a certain force. I had professed a
+contempt for them at the time, but it now came into my head that perhaps
+this unfortunately situated, this insidiously mutinous young creature was
+in quest of an effective preserver. She was certainly not a girl to
+throw herself at a man’s head, but it was possible that in her
+intense—her almost morbid—desire to render operative an ideal charged
+perhaps after all with as many fallacies as her mother affirmed, she
+might do something reckless and irregular—something in which a
+sympathetic compatriot, as yet unknown, would find his profit. The
+image, unshaped though it was, of this sympathetic compatriot filled me
+with a semblance of envy. For some moments I was silent, conscious of
+these things; after which I answered her question. “Because some
+things—some differences—are felt, not learned. To you liberty’s not
+natural; you’re like a person who has bought a repeating watch and is, in
+his satisfaction, constantly taking it out of his pocket to hear it
+sound. To a real American girl her liberty’s a very vulgarly-ticking old
+clock.”
+
+“Ah, you mean then,” said my young friend, “that my mother has ruined
+me?”
+
+“Ruined you?”
+
+“She has so perverted my mind that when I try to be natural I’m
+necessarily indecent.”
+
+I threw up hopeless arms. “That again’s a false note!”
+
+She turned away. “I think you’re cruel.”
+
+“By no means,” I declared; “because, for my own taste, I prefer you
+as—as—”
+
+On my hesitating she turned back. “As what?”
+
+“As you are!”
+
+She looked at me a while again, and then she said in a little reasoning
+tone that reminded me of her mother’s, only that it was conscious and
+studied, “I wasn’t aware that I’m under any particular obligation to
+please you!” But she also gave a clear laugh, quite at variance with
+this stiffness. Suddenly I thought her adorable.
+
+“Oh there’s no obligation,” I said, “but people sometimes have
+preferences. I’m very sorry you’re going away.”
+
+“What does it matter to you? You are going yourself.”
+
+“As I’m going in a different direction, that makes all the greater
+separation.”
+
+She answered nothing; she stood looking through the bars of the tall gate
+at the empty dusky street. “This grille is like a cage,” she said at
+last.
+
+“Fortunately it’s a cage that will open.” And I laid my hand on the
+lock.
+
+“Don’t open it”; and she pressed the gate close. “If you should open it
+I’d go out. There you’d be, monsieur—for I should never return.”
+
+I treated it as wholly thrilling, and indeed I quite found it so. “Where
+should you go?”
+
+“To America.”
+
+“Straight away?”
+
+“Somehow or other. I’d go to the American consul. I’d beg him to give
+me money—to help me.”
+
+I received this assertion without a smile; I was not in a smiling humour.
+On the contrary I felt singularly excited and kept my hand on the lock of
+the gate. I believed, or I thought I believed, what my companion said,
+and I had—absurd as it may appear—an irritated vision of her throwing
+herself on consular tenderness. It struck me for a moment that to pass
+out of that gate with this yearning straining young creature would be to
+pass to some mysterious felicity. If I were only a hero of romance I
+would myself offer to take her to America.
+
+In a moment more perhaps I should have persuaded myself that I was one,
+but at this juncture I heard a sound hostile to the romantic note. It
+was nothing less than the substantial tread of Célestine, the cook, who
+stood grinning at us as we turned about from our colloquy.
+
+“I ask bien pardon,” said Célestine. “The mother of mademoiselle desires
+that mademoiselle should come in immediately. M. le Pasteur Galopin has
+come to make his adieux to ces dames.”
+
+Aurora gave me but one glance, the memory of which I treasure. Then she
+surrendered to Célestine, with whom she returned to the house.
+
+The next morning, on coming into the garden, I learned that Mrs. Church
+and her daughter had effectively quitted us. I was informed of this fact
+by old M. Pigeonneau, who sat there under a tree drinking his
+café-au-lait at a little green table.
+
+“I’ve nothing to envy you,” he said; “I had the last glimpse of that
+charming Mees Aurore.”
+
+“I had a very late glimpse,” I answered, “and it was all I could possibly
+desire.”
+
+“I’ve always noticed,” rejoined M. Pigeonneau, “that your desires are
+more under control than mine. Que voulez-vous? I’m of the old school.
+Je crois que cette race se perd. I regret the departure of that
+attractive young person; she has an enchanting smile. Ce sera une femme
+d’esprit. For the mother, I can console myself. I’m not sure _she_ was
+a femme d’esprit, though she wished so prodigiously to pass for one.
+Round, rosy, potelée, she yet had not the temperament of her appearance;
+she was a femme austère—I made up my mind to that. I’ve often noticed
+that contradiction in American ladies. You see a plump little woman with
+a speaking eye and the contour and complexion of a ripe peach, and if you
+venture to conduct yourself in the smallest degree in accordance with
+these _indices_, you discover a species of Methodist—of what do you call
+it?—of Quakeress. On the other hand, you encounter a tall lean angular
+form without colour, without grace, all elbows and knees, and you find
+it’s a nature of the tropics! The women of duty look like coquettes, and
+the others look like alpenstocks! However, we’ve still la belle Madame
+Roque—a real femme de Rubens, celle-là. It’s very true that to talk to
+her one must know the Flemish tongue!”
+
+I had determined in accordance with my brother’s telegram to go away in
+the afternoon; so that, having various duties to perform, I left M.
+Pigeonneau to his ethnic studies. Among other things I went in the
+course of the morning to the banker’s, to draw money for my journey, and
+there I found Mr. Ruck with a pile of crumpled letters in his lap, his
+chair tipped back and his eyes gloomily fixed on the fringe of the green
+plush table-cloth. I timidly expressed the hope that he had got better
+news from home; whereupon he gave me a look in which, considering his
+provocation, the habit of forlorn patience was conspicuous.
+
+He took up his letters in his large hand and, crushing them together,
+held it out to me. “That stack of postal matter,” he said, “is worth
+about five cents. But I guess,” he added, rising, “that I know where I
+am by this time.” When I had drawn my money I asked him to come and
+breakfast with me at the little brasserie, much favoured by students, to
+which I used to resort in the old town. “I couldn’t eat, sir,” he
+frankly pleaded, “I couldn’t eat. Bad disappointments strike at the seat
+of the appetite. But I guess I’ll go with you, so as not to be on show
+down there at the pension. The old woman down there accuses me of
+turning up my nose at her food. Well, I guess I shan’t turn up my nose
+at anything now.”
+
+We went to the little brasserie, where poor Mr. Ruck made the lightest
+possible dejeuner. But if he ate very little he still moved his lean
+jaws—he mumbled over his spoilt repast of apprehended facts; strange
+tough financial fare into which I was unable to bite. I was very sorry
+for him, I wanted to ease him off; but the only thing I could do when we
+had breakfasted was to see him safely back to the Pension Beaurepas. We
+went across the Treille and down the Corraterie, out of which we turned
+into the Rue du Rhône. In this latter street, as all the world knows,
+prevail those shining shop-fronts of the watchmakers and jewellers for
+its long list of whom Geneva is famous. I had always admired these
+elegant exhibitions and never passed them without a lingering look. Even
+on this occasion, preoccupied as I was with my impending departure and
+with my companion’s troubles, I attached my eyes to the precious tiers
+that flashed and twinkled behind the huge clear plates of glass. Thanks
+to this inveterate habit I recorded a fresh observation. In the largest
+and most irresistible of these repositories I distinguished two ladies,
+seated before the counter with an air of absorption which sufficiently
+proclaimed their identity. I hoped my companion wouldn’t see them, but
+as we came abreast of the door, a little beyond, we found it open to the
+warm summer air. Mr. Ruck happened to glance in, and he immediately
+recognised his wife and daughter. He slowly stopped, his eyes fixed on
+them; I wondered what he would do. A salesman was in the act of holding
+up a bracelet before them on its velvet cushion and flashing it about in
+a winsome manner.
+
+Mr. Ruck said nothing, but he presently went in; whereupon, feeling that
+I mustn’t lose him, I did the same. “It will be an opportunity,” I
+remarked as cheerfully as possible, “for me to bid good-bye to the
+ladies.”
+
+They turned round on the approach of their relative, opposing an
+indomitable front. “Well, you’d better get home to breakfast—that’s what
+_you’d_ better do,” his wife at once remarked. Miss Sophy resisted in
+silence; she only took the bracelet from the attendant and gazed at it
+all fixedly. My friend seated himself on an empty stool and looked round
+the shop. “Well, we’ve been here before, and you ought to know it,” Mrs.
+Ruck a trifle guiltily contended. “We were here the first day we came.”
+
+The younger lady held out to me the precious object in her hand. “Don’t
+you think that’s sweet?”
+
+I looked at it a moment. “No, I think it’s ugly.”
+
+She tossed her head as at a challenge to a romp. “Well, I don’t believe
+you’ve any taste.”
+
+“Why, sir, it’s just too lovely,” said her mother.
+
+“You’ll see it some day _on_ me, anyway,” piped Miss Ruck.
+
+“Not very much,” said Mr. Ruck quietly.
+
+“It will be his own fault, then,” Miss Sophy returned.
+
+“Well, if we’re going up to Chamouni we want to get something here,” said
+Mrs. Ruck. “We mayn’t have another chance.”
+
+Her husband still turned his eyes over the shop, whistling half under his
+breath. “We ain’t going up to Chamouni. We’re going back to New York
+City straight.”
+
+“Well, I’m glad to hear that,” she made answer. “Don’t you suppose we
+want to take something home?”
+
+“If we’re going straight back I must have that bracelet,” her daughter
+declared. “Only I don’t want a velvet case; I want a satin case.”
+
+“I must bid you good-bye,” I observed all irrelevantly to the ladies.
+“I’m leaving Geneva in an hour or two.”
+
+“Take a good look at that bracelet, so you’ll know it when you see it,”
+was hereupon Miss Sophy’s form of farewell to me.
+
+“She’s bound to have something!” her mother almost proudly attested.
+
+Mr. Ruck still vaguely examined the shop; he still just audibly whistled.
+“I’m afraid he’s not at all well,” I took occasion to intimate to his
+wife.
+
+She twisted her head a little and glanced at him; she had a brief but
+pregnant pause. “Well, I must say I wish he’d improve!”
+
+“A satin case, and a nice one!” cried Miss Ruck to the shopman.
+
+I bade her other parent good-bye. “Don’t wait for me,” he said, sitting
+there on his stool and not meeting my eye. “I’ve got to see this thing
+through.”
+
+I went back to the Pension Beaurepas, and when an hour later I left it
+with my luggage these interesting friends had not returned.
+
+
+
+
+A BUNDLE OF LETTERS
+
+
+I
+FROM MISS MIRANDA HOPE IN PARIS TO MRS. ABRAHAM C. HOPE AT BANGOR MAINE
+
+
+ _September_ 5, 1879.
+
+MY DEAR MOTHER,
+
+I’ve kept you posted as far as Tuesday week last, and though my letter
+won’t have reached you yet I’ll begin another before my news accumulates
+too much. I’m glad you show my letters round in the family, for I like
+them all to know what I’m doing, and I can’t write to every one, even if
+I do try to answer all reasonable expectations. There are a great many
+unreasonable ones, as I suppose you know—not yours, dear mother, for I’m
+bound to say that you never required of me more than was natural. You
+see you’re reaping your reward: I write to you before I write to any one
+else.
+
+There’s one thing I hope—that you don’t show any of my letters to William
+Platt. If he wants to see any of my letters he knows the right way to go
+to work. I wouldn’t have him see one of these letters, written for
+circulation in the family, for anything in the world. If he wants one
+for himself he has got to write to me first. Let him write to me first
+and then I’ll see about answering him. You can show him this if you
+like; but if you show him anything more I’ll never write to you again.
+
+I told you in my last about my farewell to England, my crossing the
+Channel and my first impressions of Paris. I’ve thought a great deal
+about that lovely England since I left it, and all the famous historic
+scenes I visited; but I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s not a country
+in which I should care to reside. The position of woman doesn’t seem to
+me at all satisfactory, and that’s a point, you know, on which I feel
+very strongly. It seems to me that in England they play a very faded-out
+part, and those with whom I conversed had a kind of downtrodden tone, a
+spiritless and even benighted air, as if they were used to being snubbed
+and bullied _and as if they liked it_, which made me want to give them a
+good shaking. There are a great many people—and a great many things
+too—over here that I should like to get at for that purpose. I should
+like to shake the starch out of some of them and the dust out of the
+others. I know fifty girls in Bangor that come much more up to my notion
+of the stand a truly noble woman should take than those young ladies in
+England. But they had the sweetest way of speaking, as if it were a
+second nature, and the men are _remarkably handsome_. (You can show
+_that_ to William Platt if you like.)
+
+I gave you my first impressions of Paris, which quite came up to my
+expectations, much as I had heard and read about it. The objects of
+interest are extremely numerous, and the climate remarkably cheerful and
+sunny. I should say the position of woman here was considerably higher,
+though by no means up to the American standard. The manners of the
+people are in some respects extremely peculiar, and I feel at last that
+I’m indeed in _foreign parts_. It is, however, a truly elegant city
+(much more majestic than New York) and I’ve spent a great deal of time in
+visiting the various monuments and palaces. I won’t give you an account
+of all my wanderings, though I’ve been most indefatigable; for I’m
+keeping, as I told you before, a most _exhaustive_ journal, which I’ll
+allow you the _privilege_ of reading on my return to Bangor. I’m getting
+on remarkably well, and I must say I’m sometimes surprised at my
+universal good fortune. It only shows what a little Bangor energy and
+gumption will accomplish wherever applied. I’ve discovered none of those
+objections to a young lady travelling in Europe by herself of which we
+heard so much before I left, and I don’t expect I ever shall, for I
+certainly don’t mean to look for them. I know what I want and I always
+go straight for it.
+
+I’ve received a great deal of politeness—some of it really most pressing,
+and have experienced no drawbacks whatever. I’ve made a great many
+pleasant acquaintances in travelling round—both ladies and gentlemen—and
+had a great many interesting and open-hearted, if quite informal, talks.
+I’ve collected a great many remarkable facts—I guess we don’t know quite
+_everything_ at Bangor—for which I refer you to my journal. I assure you
+my journal’s going to be a splendid picture of an earnest young life. I
+do just exactly as I do in Bangor, and I find I do perfectly right. At
+any rate I don’t care if I don’t. I didn’t come to Europe to lead a
+merely conventional society life: I could do that at Bangor. You know I
+never _would_ do it at Bangor, so it isn’t likely I’m going to worship
+false gods over here. So long as I accomplish what I desire and make my
+money hold out I shall regard the thing as a success. Sometimes I feel
+rather lonely, especially evenings; but I generally manage to interest
+myself in something or in some one. I mostly read up, evenings, on the
+objects of interest I’ve visited during the day, or put in time on my
+journal. Sometimes I go to the theatre or else play the piano in the
+public parlour. The public parlour at the hotel isn’t much; but the
+piano’s better than that fearful old thing at the Sebago House.
+Sometimes I go downstairs and talk to the lady who keeps the books—a real
+French lady, who’s remarkably polite. She’s very handsome, though in the
+peculiar French way, and always wears a black dress of the most beautiful
+fit. She speaks a little English; she tells me she had to learn it in
+order to converse with the Americans who come in such numbers to this
+hotel. She has given me lots of points on the position of woman in
+France, and seems to think that on the whole there’s hope. But she has
+told me at the same time some things I shouldn’t like to write to you—I’m
+hesitating even about putting them into my journal—especially if my
+letters are to be handed round in the family. I assure you they appear
+to talk about things here that we never think of mentioning at Bangor,
+even to ourselves or to our very closest; and it has struck me that
+people are closer—to each other—down in Maine than seems mostly to be
+expected here. This bright-minded lady appears at any rate to think she
+can tell me everything because I’ve told her I’m travelling for general
+culture. Well, I _do_ want to know so much that it seems sometimes as if
+I wanted to know most everything; and yet I guess there are some things
+that don’t count for improvement. But as a general thing everything’s
+intensely interesting; I don’t mean only everything this charming woman
+tells me, but everything I see and hear for myself. I guess I’ll come
+out where I want.
+
+I meet a great many Americans who, as a general thing, I must say, are
+not so polite to me as the people over here. The people over
+here—especially the gentlemen—are much more what I should call almost
+oppressively attentive. I don’t know whether Americans are more truly
+sincere; I haven’t yet made up my mind about that. The only drawback I
+experience is when Americans sometimes express surprise that I should be
+travelling round alone; so you see it doesn’t come from Europeans. I
+always have my answer ready: “For general culture, to acquire the
+languages and to see Europe for myself”; and that generally seems to calm
+them. Dear mother, my money holds out very well, and it is real
+interesting.
+
+
+
+II
+FROM THE SAME TO THE SAME
+
+
+ _September_ 16.
+
+Since I last wrote to you I’ve left that nice hotel and come to live in a
+French family—which, however, is nice too. This place is a kind of
+boarding-house that’s at the same time a kind of school; only it’s not
+like an American boarding-house, nor like an American school either.
+There are four or five people here that have come to learn the
+language—not to take lessons, but to have an opportunity for
+conversation. I was very glad to come to such a place, for I had begun
+to realise that I wasn’t pressing onward quite as I had dreamed with the
+French. Wasn’t I going to feel ashamed to have spent two months in Paris
+and not to have acquired more insight into the language? I had always
+heard so much of French conversation, and I found I wasn’t having much
+more opportunity to practise it than if I had remained at Bangor. In
+fact I used to hear a great deal more at Bangor from those
+French-Canadians who came down to cut the ice than I saw I should ever
+hear at that nice hotel where was no struggle—_some_ fond struggle being
+my real atmosphere. The lady who kept the books seemed to want so much
+to talk to me in English (for the sake of practice, too, I suppose)—she
+kind of yearned to struggle too: we don’t yearn _only_ down in Maine—that
+I couldn’t bear to show her I didn’t like it. The chambermaid was Irish
+and all the waiters German, so I never heard a word of French spoken. I
+suppose you might hear a great deal in the shops; but as I don’t buy
+anything—I prefer to spend my money for purposes of culture—I don’t have
+that advantage.
+
+I’ve been thinking some of taking a teacher, but am well acquainted with
+the grammar already, and over here in Europe teachers don’t seem to think
+it’s _really_ in their interest to let you press forward. The more you
+strike out and realise your power the less they’ve got to teach you. I
+was a good deal troubled anyhow, for I felt as if I didn’t want to go
+away without having at least got a general idea of French conversation.
+The theatre gives you a good deal of insight, and as I told you in my
+last I go a good deal to the brightest places of amusement. I find no
+difficulty whatever in going to such places alone, and am always treated
+with the politeness which, as I’ve mentioned—for I want you to feel happy
+about that—I encounter everywhere from the best people. I see plenty of
+other ladies alone (mostly French) and they generally seem to be enjoying
+themselves as much as I. Only on the stage every one talks so fast that
+I can scarcely make out what they say; and, besides, there are a great
+many vulgar expressions which it’s unnecessary to learn. But it was this
+experience nevertheless that put me on the track. The very next day
+after I wrote to you last I went to the Palais Royal, which is one of the
+principal theatres in Paris. It’s very small but very celebrated, and in
+my guide-book it’s marked with _two stars_, which is a sign of importance
+attached only to _first-class_ objects of interest. But after I had been
+there half an hour I found I couldn’t understand a single word of the
+play, they gabbled it off so fast and made use of such peculiar
+expressions. I felt a good deal disappointed and checked—I saw I wasn’t
+going to come out where I had dreamed. But while I was thinking it
+over—thinking what I _would_ do—I heard two gentlemen talking behind me.
+It was between the acts, and I couldn’t help listening to what they said.
+They were talking English, but I guess they were Americans.
+
+“Well,” said one of them, “it all depends on what you’re after. I’m
+after French; that’s what I’m after.”
+
+“Well,” said the other, “I’m after Art.”
+
+“Well,” said the first, “I’m after Art too; but I’m after French most.”
+
+Then, dear mother, I’m sorry to say the second one swore a little. He
+said “Oh damn French!”
+
+“No, I won’t damn French,” said his friend. “I’ll acquire it—that’s what
+I’ll do with it. I’ll go right into a family.”
+
+“What family’ll you go into?”
+
+“Into some nice French family. That’s the only way to do—to go to some
+place where you can talk. If you’re after Art you want to stick to the
+galleries; you want to go right through the Louvre, room by room; you
+want to take a room a day, or something of that sort. But if you want to
+acquire French the thing is to look out for some family that has got—and
+they mostly have—more of it than they’ve use for themselves. How _can_
+they have use for so much as they seem to _have_ to have? They’ve got to
+work it off. Well, they work it off on _you_. There are lots of them
+that take you to board and teach you. My second cousin—that young lady I
+told you about—she got in with a crowd like that, and they posted her
+right up in three months. They just took her right in and let her have
+it—the full force. That’s what they do to you; they set you right down
+and they talk _at_ you. You’ve got to understand them or perish—so you
+strike out in self-defence; you can’t help yourself. That family my
+cousin was with has moved away somewhere, or I should try and get in with
+them. They were real live people, that family; after she left my cousin
+corresponded with them in French. You’ve got to do _that_ too, to make
+much real head. But I mean to find some other crowd, if it takes a lot
+of trouble!”
+
+I listened to all this with great interest, and when he spoke about his
+cousin I was on the point of turning around to ask him the address of the
+family she was with; but the next moment he said they had moved away, so
+I sat still. The other gentleman, however, didn’t seem to be affected in
+the same way as I was.
+
+“Well,” he said, “you may follow up that if you like; I mean to follow up
+the pictures. I don’t believe there’s ever going to be any considerable
+demand in the United States for French; but I can promise you that in
+about ten years there’ll be a big demand for Art! And it won’t be
+temporary either.”
+
+That remark may be very true, but I don’t care anything about the demand;
+I want to know French for its own sake. “Art for art,” they say; but I
+say French for French. I don’t want to think I’ve been all this while
+without having gained an insight. . . . The very next day, I asked the
+lady who kept the books at the hotel whether she knew of any family that
+could take me to board and give me the benefit of their conversation.
+She instantly threw up her hands with little shrill cries—in their
+wonderful French way, you know—and told me that her dearest friend kept a
+regular place of that kind. If she had known I was looking out for such
+a place she would have told me before; she hadn’t spoken of it herself
+because she didn’t wish to injure the hotel by working me off on another
+house. She told me this was a charming family who had often received
+American ladies—and others, including three Tahitans—who wished to follow
+up the language, and she was sure I’d fall in love with them. So she
+gave me their address and offered to go with me to introduce me. But I
+was in such a hurry that I went off by myself and soon found them all
+right. They were sitting there as if they kind of expected me, and
+wouldn’t scarcely let me come round again for my baggage. They seemed to
+have right there on hand, as those gentlemen of the theatre said, plenty
+of what I was after, and I now feel there’ll be no trouble about _that_.
+
+I came here to stay about three days ago, and by this time I’ve quite
+worked in. The price of board struck me as rather high, but I must
+remember what a chance to press onward it includes. I’ve a very pretty
+little room—without any carpet, but with seven mirrors, two clocks and
+five curtains. I was rather disappointed, however, after I arrived, to
+find that there are several other Americans here—all also bent on
+pressing onward. At least there are three American and two English
+pensioners, as they call them, as well as a German gentleman—and there
+seems nothing backward about _him_. I shouldn’t wonder if we’d make a
+regular class, with “moving up” and moving down; anyhow I guess I won’t
+be at the foot, but I’ve not yet time to judge. I try to talk with
+Madame de Maisonrouge all I can—she’s the lady of the house, and the
+_real_ family consists only of herself and her two daughters. They’re
+bright enough to give points to our own brightest, and I guess we’ll
+become quite intimate. I’ll write you more about everything in my next.
+Tell William Platt I don’t care a speck _what_ he does.
+
+
+
+III
+FROM MISS VIOLET RAY IN PARIS TO MISS AGNES RICH IN NEW YORK
+
+
+ _September_ 21.
+
+We had hardly got here when father received a telegram saying he would
+have to come right back to New York. It was for something about his
+business—I don’t know exactly what; you know I never understand those
+things and never want to. We had just got settled at the hotel, in some
+charming rooms, and mother and I, as you may imagine, were greatly
+annoyed. Father’s extremely fussy, as you know, and his first idea, as
+soon as he found he should have to go back, was that we should go back
+with him. He declared he’d never leave us in Paris alone and that we
+must return and come out again. I don’t know what he thought would
+happen to us; I suppose he thought we should be too extravagant. It’s
+father’s theory that we’re always running-up bills, whereas a little
+observation would show him that we wear the same old _rags_ FOR MONTHS.
+But father has no observation; he has nothing but blind theories. Mother
+and I, however, have fortunately a great deal of _practice_, and we
+succeeded in making him understand that we wouldn’t budge from Paris and
+that we’d rather be chopped into small pieces than cross that squalid sea
+again. So at last he decided to go back alone and to leave us here for
+three months. Only, to show you how fussy he is, he refused to let us
+stay at the hotel and insisted that we should go into a _family_. I
+don’t know what put such an idea into his head unless it was some
+advertisement that he saw in one of the American papers that are
+published here. Don’t think you can escape from them anywhere.
+
+There are families here who receive American and English people to live
+with them under the pretence of teaching them French. You may imagine
+what people they are—I mean the families themselves. But the Americans
+who choose this peculiar manner of seeing Paris must be actually just as
+bad. Mother and I were horrified—we declared that _main force_ shouldn’t
+remove us from the hotel. But father has a way of arriving at his ends
+which is more effective than violence. He worries and goes on; he
+“nags,” as we used to say at school; and when mother and I are quite worn
+to the bone his triumph is assured. Mother’s more quickly ground down
+than I, and she ends by siding with father; so that at last when they
+combine their forces against poor little me I’ve naturally to succumb.
+You should have heard the way father went on about this “family” plan; he
+talked to every one he saw about it; he used to go round to the banker’s
+and talk to the people there—the people in the post-office; he used to
+try and exchange ideas about it with the waiters at the hotel. He said
+it would be more safe, more respectable, more economical; that I should
+pick up more French; that mother would learn how a French household’s
+conducted; that he should feel more easy, and that we ourselves should
+enjoy it when we came to see. All this meant nothing, but that made no
+difference. It’s positively cruel his harping on our pinching and saving
+when every one knows that business in America has completely recovered,
+that the prostration’s all over and that _immense fortunes_ are being
+made. We’ve been depriving ourselves of the commonest necessities for
+the last five years, and I supposed we came abroad to reap the benefits
+of it.
+
+As for my French it’s already much better than that of most of our
+helpless compatriots, who are all unblushingly destitute of the very
+rudiments. (I assure you I’m often surprised at my own fluency, and when
+I get a little more practice in the circumflex accents and the genders
+and the idioms I shall quite hold my own.) To make a long story short,
+however, father carried his point as usual; mother basely deserted me at
+the last moment, and after holding out alone for three days I told them
+to do with me what they would. Father lost three steamers in succession
+by remaining in Paris to argue with me. You know he’s like the
+schoolmaster in Goldsmith’s _Deserted Village_—“e’en though vanquished”
+he always argues still. He and mother went to look at some seventeen
+families—they had got the addresses somewhere—while I retired to my sofa
+and would have nothing to do with it. At last they made arrangements and
+I was transported, as in chains, to the establishment from which I now
+write you. I address you from the bosom of a Parisian ménage—from the
+depths of a second-rate boarding-house.
+
+Father only left Paris after he had seen us what he calls comfortably
+settled here and had informed Madame de Maisonrouge—the mistress of the
+establishment, the head of the “family”—that he wished my French
+pronunciation especially attended to. The pronunciation, as it happens,
+is just what I’m most at home in; if he had said my genders or my
+subjunctives or my idioms there would have been some sense. But poor
+father has no native tact, and this deficiency has become flagrant since
+we’ve been in Europe. He’ll be absent, however, for three months, and
+mother and I shall breathe more freely; the situation will be less tense.
+I must confess that we breathe more freely than I expected in this place,
+where we’ve been about a week. I was sure before we came that it would
+prove to be an establishment of the _lowest description_; but I must say
+that in this respect I’m agreeably disappointed. The French spirit is
+able to throw a sort of grace even over a swindle of this general order.
+Of course it’s very disagreeable to live with strangers, but as, after
+all, if I weren’t staying with Madame de Maisonrouge I shouldn’t be
+_vautrée_ in the Faubourg Saint-Germain, I don’t know that from the point
+of view of exclusiveness I’m much the loser.
+
+Our rooms are very prettily arranged and the table’s remarkably good.
+Mamma thinks the whole thing—the place and the people, the manners and
+customs—very amusing; but mamma can be put off with any imposture. As
+for me, you know, all that I ask is to be let alone and not to have
+people’s society _forced upon me_. I’ve never wanted for society of my
+own choosing, and, so long as I retain possession of my faculties, I
+don’t suppose I ever shall. As I said, however, the place seems to
+scramble along, and I succeed in doing as I please, which, you know, is
+my most cherished pursuit. Madame de Maisonrouge has a great deal of
+tact—much more than poor floundering father. She’s what they call here a
+_grande belle femme_, which means that she’s high-shouldered and
+short-necked and literally hideous, but with a certain quantity of false
+type. She has a good many clothes, some rather bad; but a very good
+manner—only one, and worked to death, but intended to be of the best.
+Though she’s a very good imitation of a _femme du monde_ I never see her
+behind the dinner-table in the evening, never see her smile and bow and
+duck as the people come in, really glaring all the while at the dishes
+and the servants, without thinking of a _dame de comptoir_ blooming in a
+corner of a shop or a restaurant. I’m sure that in spite of her _beau
+nom_ she was once a paid book-keeper. I’m also sure that in spite of her
+smiles and the pretty things she says to every one, she hates us all and
+would like to murder us. She is a hard clever Frenchwoman who would like
+to amuse herself and enjoy her Paris, and she must be furious at having
+to pass her time grinning at specimens of the stupid races who mumble
+broken French at her. Some day she’ll poison the soup or the _vin
+rouge_, but I hope that won’t be until after mother and I shall have left
+her. She has two daughters who, except that one’s decidedly pretty, are
+meagre imitations of herself.
+
+The “family,” for the rest, consists altogether of our beloved
+compatriots and of still more beloved Englanders. There’s an Englander
+with his sister, and they seem rather decent. He’s remarkably handsome,
+but excessively affected and patronising, especially to us Americans; and
+I hope to have a chance of biting his head off before long. The sister’s
+very pretty and apparently very nice, but in costume Britannia incarnate.
+There’s a very pleasant little Frenchman—when they’re nice they’re
+charming—and a German doctor, a big blond man who looks like a great
+white bull; and two Americans besides mother and me. One of them’s a
+young man from Boston—an esthetic young man who talks about its being “a
+real Corot day,” and a young woman—a girl, a female, I don’t know what to
+call her—from Vermont or Minnesota or some such place. This young
+woman’s the most extraordinary specimen of self-complacent provinciality
+that I’ve ever encountered; she’s really too horrible and too
+humiliating. I’ve been three times to Clémentine about your underskirt,
+etc.
+
+
+
+IV
+FROM LOUIS LEVERETT IN PARIS TO HARVARD TREMONT IN BOSTON
+
+
+ _September_ 25.
+
+MY DEAR HARVARD,
+
+I’ve carried out my plan, of which I gave you a hint in my last, and I
+only regret I shouldn’t have done it before. It’s human nature, after
+all, that’s the most interesting thing in the world, and it only reveals
+itself to the truly earnest seeker. There’s a want of earnestness in
+that life of hotels and railroad-trains which so many of our countrymen
+are content to lead in this strange rich elder world, and I was
+distressed to find how far I myself had been led along the dusty beaten
+track. I had, however, constantly wanted to turn aside into more
+unfrequented ways—to plunge beneath the surface and see what I should
+discover. But the opportunity had always been missing; somehow I seem
+never to meet those opportunities that we hear about and read about—the
+things that happen to people in novels and biographies. And yet I’m
+always on the watch to take advantage of any opening that may present
+itself; I’m always looking out for experiences, for sensations—I might
+almost say for adventures.
+
+The great thing is to _live_, you know—to feel, to be conscious of one’s
+possibilities; not to pass through life mechanically and insensibly, even
+as a letter through the post-office. There are times, my dear Harvard,
+when I feel as if I were really capable of everything—_capable de tout_,
+as they say here—of the greatest excesses as well as the greatest
+heroism. Oh to be able to say that one has lived—_qu’on a vécu_, as they
+say here—that idea exercises an indefinable attraction for me. You’ll
+perhaps reply that nothing’s easier than to say it! Only the thing’s to
+make people believe you—to make above all one’s self. And then I don’t
+want any second-hand spurious sensations; I want the knowledge that
+leaves a trace—that leaves strange scars and stains, ineffable reveries
+and aftertastes, behind it! But I’m afraid I shock you, perhaps even
+frighten you.
+
+If you repeat my remarks to any of the West Cedar Street circle be sure
+you tone them down as your discretion will suggest. For yourself you’ll
+know that I have always had an intense desire to see something of _real
+French life_. You’re acquainted with my great sympathy with the French;
+with my natural tendency to enter into their so supremely fine
+exploitation of the whole personal consciousness. I sympathise with the
+artistic temperament; I remember you used sometimes to hint to me that
+you thought my own temperament _too_ artistic. I don’t consider that in
+Boston there’s any real sympathy with the artistic temperament; we tend
+to make everything a matter of right and wrong. And in Boston one can’t
+_live_—_on ne peut pas vivre_, as they say here. I don’t mean one can’t
+reside—for a great many people manage that; but one can’t live
+esthetically—I almost venture to say one can’t live sensuously. This is
+why I’ve always been so much drawn to the French, who are so esthetic, so
+sensuous, so _entirely_ living. I’m so sorry dear Théophile Gautier has
+passed away; I should have liked so much to go and see him and tell him
+all I owe him. He was living when I was here before; but, you know, at
+that time I was travelling with the Johnsons, who are not esthetic and
+who used to make me feel rather ashamed of my love and my need of beauty.
+If I had gone to see the great apostle of that religion I should have had
+to go clandestinely—_en cachette_, as they say here; and that’s not my
+nature; I like to do everything frankly, freely, _naïvement, au grand
+jour_. That’s the great thing—to be free, to be frank, to be naïf.
+Doesn’t Matthew Arnold say that somewhere—or is it Swinburne or Pater?
+
+When I was with the Johnsons everything was superficial, and, as regards
+life, everything was brought down to the question of right and wrong.
+They were eternally didactic; art should never be didactic; and what’s
+life but the finest of arts? Pater has said that so well somewhere.
+With the Johnsons I’m afraid I lost many opportunities; the whole outlook
+or at least the whole medium—of feeling, of appreciation—was grey and
+cottony, I might almost say woolly. Now, however, as I tell you, I’ve
+determined to take right hold for myself; to look right into European
+life and judge it without Johnsonian prejudices. I’ve taken up my
+residence in a French family, in a real Parisian house. You see I’ve the
+courage of my opinions; I don’t shrink from carrying out my theory that
+the great thing is to _live_.
+
+You know I’ve always been intensely interested in Balzac, who never
+shrank from the reality and whose almost _lurid_ pictures of Parisian
+life have often haunted me in my wanderings through the old
+wicked-looking streets on the other side of the river. I’m only sorry
+that my new friends—my French family—don’t live in the old city, _au cour
+de vieux Paris_, as they say here. They live only on the Boulevard
+Haussmann, which is a compromise, but in spite of this they have a great
+deal of the Balzac tone. Madame de Maisonrouge belongs to one of the
+oldest and proudest families in France, but has had reverses which have
+compelled her to open an establishment in which a limited number of
+travellers, who are weary of the beaten track, who shun the great
+caravanseries, who cherish the tradition of the old French
+sociability—she explains it herself, she expresses it so well—in short to
+open a “select” boarding-house. I don’t see why I shouldn’t after all
+use that expression, for it’s the correlative of the term pension
+bourgeoise, employed by Balzac in _Le Père Goriot_. Do you remember the
+pension bourgeoise of Madame Vauquer née de Conflans? But this
+establishment isn’t at all like that, and indeed isn’t bourgeois at all;
+I don’t quite know how the machinery of selection operates, but we
+unmistakably feel we’re select. The Pension Vauquer was dark, brown,
+sordid, graisseuse; but this is in quite a different tone, with high
+clear lightly-draped windows and several rather good Louis Seize
+pieces—family heirlooms, Madame de Maisonrouge explains. She recalls to
+me Madame Hulot—do you remember “la belle Madame Hulot”?—in _Les Parents
+Pauvres_. She has a great charm—though a little artificial, a little
+jaded and faded, with a suggestion of hidden things in her life. But
+I’ve always been sensitive to the seduction of an ambiguous fatigue.
+
+I’m rather disappointed, I confess, in the society I find here; it isn’t
+so richly native, of so indigenous a note, as I could have desired.
+Indeed, to tell the truth, it’s not native at all; though on the other
+hand it _is_ furiously cosmopolite, and that speaks to me too at my
+hours. We’re French _and_ we’re English; we’re American _and_ we’re
+German; I believe too there are some Spaniards and some Hungarians
+expected. I’m much interested in the study of racial types; in
+comparing, contrasting, seizing the strong points, the weak points, in
+identifying, however muffled by social hypocrisy, the sharp keynote of
+each. It’s interesting to shift one’s point of view, to despoil one’s
+self of one’s idiotic prejudices, to enter into strange exotic ways of
+looking at life.
+
+The American types don’t, I much regret to say, make a strong or rich
+affirmation, and, excepting my own (and what _is_ my own, dear Harvard, I
+ask you?), are wholly negative and feminine. We’re _thin_—that I should
+have to say it! we’re pale, we’re poor, we’re flat. There’s something
+meagre about us; our line is wanting in roundness, our composition in
+richness. We lack temperament; we don’t know how to live; _nous ne
+savons pas vivre_, as they say here. The American temperament is
+represented—putting myself aside, and I often think that my temperament
+isn’t at all American—by a young girl and her mother and by another young
+girl without her mother, without either parent or any attendant or
+appendage whatever. These inevitable creatures are more or less in the
+picture; they have a certain interest, they have a certain stamp, but
+they’re disappointing too: they don’t go far; they don’t keep all they
+promise; they don’t satisfy the imagination. They are cold slim sexless;
+the physique’s not generous, not abundant; it’s only the drapery, the
+skirts and furbelows—that is, I mean in the young lady who has her
+mother—that are abundant. They’re rather different—we _have_ our little
+differences, thank God: one of them all elegance, all “paid bills” and
+extra-fresh _gants de Suède_, from New York; the other a plain pure
+clear-eyed narrow-chested straight-stepping maiden from the heart of New
+England. And yet they’re very much alike too—more alike than they would
+care to think themselves; for they face each other with scarcely
+disguised opposition and disavowal. They’re both specimens of the
+practical positive passionless young thing as we let her loose on the
+world—and yet with a certain fineness and knowing, as you please, either
+too much or too little. With all of which, as I say, they have their
+spontaneity and even their oddity; though no more mystery, either of
+them, than the printed circular thrust into your hand on the
+street-corner.
+
+The little New Yorker’s sometimes very amusing; she asks me if every one
+in Boston talks like me—if every one’s as “intellectual” as your poor
+correspondent. She’s for ever throwing Boston up at me; I can’t get rid
+of poor dear little Boston. The other one rubs it into me too, but in a
+different way; she seems to feel about it as a good Mahommedan feels
+toward Mecca, and regards it as a focus of light for the whole human
+race. Yes, poor little Boston, what nonsense is talked in thy name! But
+this New England maiden is in her way a rare white flower; she’s
+travelling all over Europe alone—“to see it,” she says, “for herself.”
+For herself! What can that strangely serene self of hers do with such
+sights, such depths! She looks at everything, goes everywhere, passes
+her way with her clear quiet eyes wide open; skirting the edge of obscene
+abysses without suspecting them; pushing through brambles without tearing
+her robe; exciting, without knowing it, the most injurious suspicions;
+and always holding her course—without a stain, without a sense, without a
+fear, without a charm!
+
+Then by way of contrast there’s a lovely English girl with eyes as shy as
+violets and a voice as sweet!—the difference between the printed, the
+distributed, the gratuitous hand-bill and the shy scrap of a
+_billet-doux_ dropped where you may pick it up. She has a sweet
+Gainsborough head and a great Gainsborough hat with a mighty plume in
+front of it that makes a shadow over her quiet English eyes. Then she
+has a sage-green robe, “mystic wonderful,” all embroidered with subtle
+devices and flowers, with birds and beasts of tender tint; very straight
+and tight in front and adorned behind, along the spine, with large
+strange iridescent buttons. The revival of taste, of the sense of
+beauty, in England, interests me deeply; what is there in a simple row of
+spinal buttons to make one dream—to _donner à rêver_, as they say here?
+I believe a grand esthetic renascence to be at hand and that a great
+light will be kindled in England for all the world to see. There are
+spirits there I should like to commune with; I think they’d understand
+me.
+
+This gracious English maiden, with her clinging robes, her amulets and
+girdles, with something quaint and angular in her step, her carriage,
+something medieval and Gothic in the details of her person and dress,
+this lovely Evelyn Vane (isn’t it a beautiful name?) exhales association
+and implication. She’s so much a woman—_elle est bien femme_, as they
+say here; simpler softer rounder richer than the easy products I spoke of
+just now. Not much talk—a great sweet silence. Then the violet eye—the
+very eye itself seems to blush; the great shadowy hat making the brow so
+quiet; the strange clinging clutched pictured raiment! As I say, it’s a
+very gracious tender type. She has her brother with her, who’s a
+beautiful fair-haired grey-eyed young Englishman. He’s purely objective,
+but he too is very plastic.
+
+
+
+V
+FROM MIRANDA HOPE TO HER MOTHER
+
+
+ _September_ 26.
+
+You mustn’t be frightened at not hearing from me oftener; it isn’t
+because I’m in any trouble, but because I’m getting on so well. If I
+were in any trouble I don’t think I’d write to you; I’d just keep quiet
+and see it through myself. But that’s not the case at present; and if I
+don’t write to you it’s because I’m so deeply interested over here that I
+don’t seem to find time. It was a real providence that brought me to
+this house, where, in spite of all obstacles, I _am_ able to press
+onward. I wonder how I find time for all I do, but when I realise I’ve
+only got about a year left, all told, I feel as if I wouldn’t sacrifice a
+single hour.
+
+The obstacles I refer to are the disadvantages I have in acquiring the
+language, there being so many persons round me speaking English, and
+that, as you may say, in the very bosom of a regular French family. It
+seems as if you heard English everywhere; but I certainly didn’t expect
+to find it in a place like this. I’m not discouraged, however, and I
+exercise all I can, even with the other English boarders. Then I’ve a
+lesson every day from Mademoiselle—the elder daughter of the lady of the
+house and the intellectual one; she has a wonderful fearless mind, almost
+like my friend at the hotel—and French give-and-take every evening in the
+salon, from eight to eleven, with Madame herself and some friends of hers
+who often come in. Her cousin, Mr. Verdier, a young French gentleman, is
+fortunately staying with her, and I make a point of talking with him as
+much as possible. I have _extra-private lessons_ from him, and I often
+ramble round with him. Some night soon he’s to accompany me to the comic
+opera. We’ve also a most interesting plan of visiting the galleries
+successively together and taking the schools in their order—for they mean
+by “the schools” here something quite different from what we do. Like
+most of the French Mr. Verdier converses with great fluency, and I feel I
+may really gain from him. He’s remarkably handsome, in the French style,
+and extremely polite—making a great many speeches which I’m afraid it
+wouldn’t always do to pin one’s faith on. When I get down in Maine again
+I guess I’ll tell you some of the things he has said to me. I think
+you’ll consider them extremely curious—very beautiful _in their French
+way_.
+
+The conversation in the parlour (from eight to eleven) ranges over many
+subjects—I sometimes feel as if it really avoided _none_; and I often
+wish you or some of the Bangor folks could be there to enjoy it. Even
+though you couldn’t understand it I think you’d like to hear the way they
+go on; they seem to express so much. I sometimes think that at Bangor
+they don’t express enough—except that it seems as if over there they’ve
+less _to_ express. It seems as if at Bangor there were things that folks
+never _tried_ to say; but I seem to have learned here from studying
+French that you’ve no idea what you _can_ say before you try. At Bangor
+they kind of give it up beforehand; they don’t make any effort. (I don’t
+say this in the least for William Platt _in particular_.)
+
+I’m sure I don’t know what they’ll think of me when I get back anyway.
+It seems as if over here I had learned to come out with everything. I
+suppose they’ll think I’m not sincere; but isn’t it more sincere to come
+right out with things than just to keep feeling of them in your
+mind—without giving any one the benefit? I’ve become very good friends
+with every one in the house—that is (you see I _am_ sincere) with
+_almost_ every one. It’s the most interesting circle I ever was in.
+There’s a girl here, an American, that I don’t like so much as the rest;
+but that’s only because she won’t let me. I should like to like her,
+ever so much, because she’s most lovely and most attractive; but she
+doesn’t seem to want to know me or to take to me. She comes from New
+York and she’s remarkably pretty, with beautiful eyes and the most
+delicate features; she’s also splendidly stylish—in this respect would
+bear comparison with any one I’ve seen over here. But it seems as if she
+didn’t want to recognise me or associate with me, as if she wanted to
+make a difference between us. It is like people they call “haughty” in
+books. I’ve never seen any one like that before—any one that wanted to
+make a difference; and at first I was right down interested, she seemed
+to me so like a proud young lady in a novel. I kept saying to myself all
+day “haughty, haughty,” and I wished she’d keep on so. But she did keep
+on—she kept on too long; and then I began to feel it in a different way,
+to feel as if it kind of wronged me. I couldn’t think what I’ve done,
+and I can’t think yet. It’s as if she had got some idea about me or had
+heard some one say something. If some girls should behave like that I
+wouldn’t make any account of it; but this one’s so refined, and looks as
+if she might be so fascinating if I once got to know her, that I think
+about it a good deal. I’m bound to find out what her reason is—for of
+course she has got some reason; I’m right down curious to know.
+
+I went up to her to ask her the day before yesterday; I thought that the
+best way. I told her I wanted to know her better and would like to come
+and see her in her room—they tell me she has got a lovely one—and that if
+she had heard anything against me perhaps she’d tell me when I came. But
+she was more distant than ever and just turned it off; said she had never
+heard me mentioned and that her room was too small to receive visitors.
+I suppose she spoke the truth, but I’m sure she has some peculiar ground,
+all the same. She has got some idea; which I’ll die if I don’t find out
+soon—if I have to ask every one in the house. I never _could_ be happy
+under an appearance of wrong. I wonder if she doesn’t think me
+refined—or if she had ever heard anything against Bangor? I can’t think
+it’s that. Don’t you remember when Clara Barnard went to visit in New
+York, three years ago, how much attention she received? And you know
+Clara _is_ Bangor, to the soles of her shoes. Ask William Platt—so long
+as he isn’t native—if he doesn’t consider Clara Barnard refined.
+
+Apropos, as they say here, of refinement, there’s another American in the
+house—a gentleman from Boston—who’s just crammed with it. His name’s Mr.
+Louis Leverett (such a beautiful name I think) and he’s about thirty
+years old. He’s rather small and he looks pretty sick; he suffers from
+some affection of the liver. But his conversation leads you right
+on—they _do_ go so far over here: even our people seem to strain ahead in
+Europe, and perhaps when I get back it may strike you I’ve learned to
+keep up with them. I delight to listen to him anyhow—he has such
+beautiful ideas. I feel as if these moments were hardly right, not being
+in French; but fortunately he uses a great many French expressions. It’s
+in a different style from the dazzle of Mr. Verdier—not so personal, but
+much more earnest: he says the only earnestness left in the world now is
+French. He’s intensely fond of pictures and has given me a great many
+ideas about them that I’d never have gained without him; I shouldn’t have
+known how to go to work to strike them. He thinks everything of
+pictures; he thinks we don’t make near enough of them. They seem to make
+a good deal of them here, but I couldn’t help telling him the other day
+that in Bangor I really don’t think we do.
+
+If I had any money to spend I’d buy some and take them back to hang right
+up. Mr. Leverett says it would do them good—not the pictures, but the
+Bangor folks (though sometimes he seems to want to hang _them_ up too).
+He thinks everything of the French, anyhow, and says we don’t make nearly
+enough of them. I couldn’t help telling him the other day that they
+certainly make enough of _themselves_. But it’s very interesting to hear
+him go on about the French, and it’s so much gain to me, since it’s about
+the same as what I came for. I talk to him as much as I dare about
+Boston, but I do feel as if this were right down wrong—a stolen pleasure.
+
+I can get all the Boston culture I want when I go back, if I carry out my
+plan, my heart’s secret, of going there to reside. I ought to direct all
+my efforts to European culture now, so as to keep Boston to finish off.
+But it seems as if I couldn’t help taking a peep now and then in
+advance—with a real Bostonian. I don’t know when I may meet one again;
+but if there are many others like Mr. Leverett there I shall be certain
+not to lack when I carry out my dream. He’s just as full of culture as
+he can live. But it seems strange how many different sorts there are.
+
+There are two of the English who I suppose are very cultivated too; but
+it doesn’t seem as if I could enter into theirs so easily, though I try
+all I can. I do love their way of speaking, and sometimes I feel almost
+as if it would be right to give up going for French and just try to get
+the hang of English as these people have got it. It doesn’t come out in
+the things they say so much, though these are often rather curious, but
+in the sweet way they say them and in their kind of making so much, such
+an easy lovely effect, of saying almost anything. It seems as if they
+must try a good deal to sound like that; but these English who are here
+don’t seem to try at all, either to speak or do anything else. They’re a
+young lady and her brother, who belong, I believe, to some noble family.
+I’ve had a good deal of intercourse with them, because I’ve felt more
+free to talk to them than to the Americans—on account of the language.
+They often don’t understand mine, and then it’s as if I had to learn
+theirs to explain.
+
+I never supposed when I left Bangor that I was coming to Europe to
+improve in _our_ old language—and yet I feel I can. If I do get where I
+_may_ in it I guess you’ll scarcely understand me when I get back, and I
+don’t think you’ll particularly see the point. I’d be a good deal
+criticised if I spoke like that at Bangor. However, I verily believe
+Bangor’s the most critical place on earth; I’ve seen nothing like it over
+here. Well, tell them I’ll give them about all they can do. But I was
+speaking about this English young lady and her brother; I wish I could
+put them before you. She’s lovely just to see; she seems so modest and
+retiring. In spite of this, however, she dresses in a way that attracts
+great attention, as I couldn’t help noticing when one day I went out to
+walk with her. She was ever so much more looked at than what I’d have
+thought she’d like; but she didn’t seem to care, till at last I couldn’t
+help calling attention to it. Mr. Leverett thinks everything of it; he
+calls it the “costume of the future.” I’d call it rather the costume of
+the past—you know the English have such an attachment to the past. I
+said this the other day to Madame de Maisonrouge—that Miss Vane dressed
+in the costume of the past. De l’an passé, vous voulez dire? she asked
+in her gay French way. (You can get William Platt to translate this; he
+used to tell me he knows so much French.)
+
+You know I told you, in writing some time ago, that I had tried to get
+some insight into the position of woman in England, and, being here with
+Miss Vane, it has seemed to me to be a good opportunity to get a little
+more. I’ve asked her a great deal about it, but she doesn’t seem able to
+tell me much. The first time I asked her she said the position of a lady
+depended on the rank of her father, her eldest brother, her husband—all
+on somebody else; and they, as to their position, on something quite else
+(than themselves) as well. She told me her own position was very good
+because her father was some relation—I forget what—to a lord. She thinks
+everything of this; and that proves to me their standing can’t be
+_really_ good, because if it were it wouldn’t be involved in that of your
+relations, even your nearest. I don’t know much about lords, and it does
+try my patience—though she’s just as sweet as she can live—to hear her
+talk as if it were a matter of course I should.
+
+I feel as if it were right to ask her as often as I can if she doesn’t
+consider every one equal; but she always says she doesn’t, and she
+confesses that she doesn’t think _she’s_ equal to Lady
+Something-or-Other, who’s the wife of that relation of her father. I try
+and persuade her all I can that she _is_; but it seems as if she didn’t
+want to be persuaded, and when I ask her if that superior being is of the
+same opinion—that Miss Vane isn’t her equal—she looks so soft and pretty
+with her eyes and says “How can she not be?” When I tell her that this
+is right down bad for the other person it seems as if she wouldn’t
+believe me, and the only answer she’ll make is that the other person’s
+“awfully nice.” I don’t believe she’s nice at all; if she were nice she
+wouldn’t have such ideas as that. I tell Miss Vane that at Bangor we
+think such ideas vulgar, but then she looks as though she had never heard
+of Bangor. I often want to shake her, though she _is_ so sweet. If she
+isn’t angry with the people who make her feel that way at least I’m angry
+_for_ her. I’m angry with her brother too, for she’s evidently very much
+afraid of him, and this gives me some further insight into the subject.
+She thinks everything of her brother; she thinks it natural she should be
+afraid of him not only physically—for that is natural, as he’s enormously
+tall and strong, and has very big fists—but morally and intellectually.
+She seems unable, however, to take in any argument, and she makes me
+realise what I’ve often heard—that if you’re timid nothing will reason
+you out of it.
+
+Mr. Vane also, the brother, seems to have the same prejudices, and when I
+tell him, as I often think it right to do, that his sister’s not his
+subordinate, even if she does think so, but his equal, and perhaps in
+some respects his superior, and that if my brother in Bangor were to
+treat me as he treats this charming but abject creature, who has not
+spirit enough to see the question in its true light, there would be an
+indignation-meeting of the citizens to protest against such an outrage to
+the sanctity of womanhood—when I tell him all this, at breakfast or
+dinner, he only bursts out laughing so loud that all the plates clatter
+on the table.
+
+But at such a time as this there’s always one person who seems interested
+in what I say—a German gentleman, a professor, who sits next to me at
+dinner and whom I must tell you more about another time. He’s very
+learned, but wants to push further and further all the time; he
+appreciates a great many of my remarks, and after dinner, in the salon,
+he often comes to me to ask me questions about them. I have to think a
+little sometimes to know what I did say or what I do think. He takes you
+right up where you left off, and he’s most as fond of discussing things
+as William Platt ever was. He’s splendidly educated, in the German
+style, and he told me the other day that he was an “intellectual broom.”
+Well, if he is he sweeps clean; I told him that. After he has been
+talking to me I feel as if I hadn’t got a speck of dust left in my mind
+anywhere. It’s a most delightful feeling. He says he’s a remorseless
+observer, and though I don’t know about remorse—for a bright mind isn’t a
+crime, is it?—I’m sure there’s plenty over here to observe. But I’ve
+told you enough for to-day. I don’t know how much longer I shall stay
+here; I’m getting on now so fast that it has come to seem sometimes as if
+I shouldn’t need all the time I’ve laid out. I suppose your cold weather
+has promptly begun, as usual; it sometimes makes me envy you. The fall
+weather here is very dull and damp, and I often suffer from the want of
+bracing.
+
+
+
+VI
+FROM MISS EVELYN VANE IN PARIS TO THE LADY AUGUSTA FLEMING AT BRIGHTON
+
+
+ PARIS, _September_ 30.
+
+DEAR LADY AUGUSTA,
+
+I’m afraid I shall not be able to come to you on January 7th, as you
+kindly proposed at Homburg. I’m so very very sorry; it’s an immense
+disappointment. But I’ve just heard that it has been settled that mamma
+and the children come abroad for a part of the winter, and mamma wishes
+me to go with them to Hyères, where Georgina has been ordered for her
+lungs. She has not been at all well these three months, and now that the
+damp weather has begun she’s very poorly indeed; so that last week papa
+decided to have a consultation, and he and mamma went with her up to town
+and saw some three or four doctors. They all of them ordered the south
+of France, but they didn’t agree about the place; so that mamma herself
+decided for Hyères, because it’s the most economical. I believe it’s
+very dull, but I hope it will do Georgina good. I’m afraid, however,
+that nothing will do her good until she consents to take more care of
+herself; I’m afraid she’s very wild and wilful, and mamma tells me that
+all this month it has taken papa’s positive orders to make her stop
+indoors. She’s very cross (mamma writes me) about coming abroad, and
+doesn’t seem at all to mind the expense papa has been put to—talks very
+ill-naturedly about her loss of the hunting and even perhaps of the early
+spring meetings. She expected to begin to hunt in December and wants to
+know whether anybody keeps hounds at Hyères. Fancy that rot when she’s
+too ill to sit a horse or to go anywhere. But I daresay that when she
+gets there she’ll be glad enough to keep quiet, as they say the heat’s
+intense. It may cure Georgina, but I’m sure it will make the rest of us
+very ill.
+
+Mamma, however, is only going to bring Mary and Gus and Fred and Adelaide
+abroad with her: the others will remain at Kingscote till February (about
+the 3rd) when they’ll go to Eastbourne for a month with Miss Turnover,
+the new governess, who has proved such a very nice person. She’s going
+to take Miss Travers, who has been with us so long, but is only qualified
+for the younger children, to Hyères, and I believe some of the Kingscote
+servants. She has perfect confidence in Miss T.; it’s only a pity the
+poor woman has such an odd name. Mamma thought of asking her if she
+would mind taking another when she came; but papa thought she might
+object. Lady Battledown makes all her governesses take the same name;
+she gives £5 more a year for the purpose. I forget what it is she calls
+them; I think it’s Johnson (which to me always suggests a lady’s maid).
+Governesses shouldn’t have too pretty a name—they shouldn’t have a nicer
+name than the family.
+
+I suppose you heard from the Desmonds that I didn’t go back to England
+with them. When it began to be talked about that Georgina should be
+taken abroad mamma wrote to me that I had better stop in Paris for a
+month with Harold, so that she could pick me up on their way to Hyères.
+It saves the expense of my journey to Kingscote and back, and gives me
+the opportunity to “finish” a little in French.
+
+You know Harold came here six weeks ago to get up his French for those
+dreadful exams that he has to pass so soon. He came to live with some
+French people that take in young men (and others) for this purpose; it’s
+a kind of coaching-place, only kept by women. Mamma had heard it was
+very nice, so she wrote to me that I was to come and stop here with
+Harold. The Desmonds brought me and made the arrangement or the bargain
+or whatever you call it. Poor Harold was naturally not at all pleased,
+but he has been very kind and has treated me like an angel. He’s getting
+on beautifully with his French, for though I don’t think the place is so
+good as papa supposed, yet Harold is so immensely clever that he can
+scarcely help learning. I’m afraid I learn much less, but fortunately I
+haven’t to go up for anything—unless perhaps to mamma if she takes it
+into her head to examine me. But she’ll have so much to think of with
+Georgina that I hope this won’t occur to her. If it does I shall be, as
+Harold says, in a dreadful funk.
+
+This isn’t such a nice place for a girl as for a gentleman, and the
+Desmonds thought it _exceedingly odd_ that mamma should wish me to come
+here. As Mrs. Desmond said, it’s because she’s so very unconventional.
+But you know Paris is so very amusing, and if only Harold remains
+good-natured about it I shall be content to wait for the caravan—which is
+what he calls mamma and the children. The person who keeps the
+establishment, or whatever they call it, is rather odd and _exceedingly
+foreign_; but she’s wonderfully civil and is perpetually sending to my
+door to see if I want anything. She’s tremendously pretentious and of
+course isn’t a lady. The servants are not at all like English ones and
+come bursting in, the footman—they’ve only one—and the maids alike, at
+all sorts of hours, in the _most sudden way_. Then when one rings it
+takes ages. Some of the food too is rather nasty. All of which is very
+uncomfortable, and I daresay will be worse at Hyères. There, however,
+fortunately, we shall have our own people.
+
+There are some very odd Americans here who keep throwing Harold into fits
+of laughter. One’s a dreadful little man whom indeed he also wants to
+kick and who’s always sitting over the fire and talking about the colour
+of the sky. I don’t believe he ever saw the sky except through the
+window-pane. The other day he took hold of my frock—that green one you
+thought so nice at Homburg—and told me that it reminded him of the
+texture of the Devonshire turf. And then he talked for half an hour
+about the Devonshire turf, which I thought such a very extraordinary
+subject. Harold firmly believes him mad. It’s rather horrid to be
+living in this way with people one doesn’t know—I mean doesn’t know as
+one knows them in England.
+
+The other Americans, beside the madman, are two girls about my own age,
+one of whom is rather nice. She has a mother; but the mother always sits
+in her bedroom, which seems so very odd. I should like mamma to ask them
+to Kingscote, but I’m afraid mamma wouldn’t like the mother, who’s
+awfully vulgar. The other girl is awfully vulgar herself—she’s
+travelling about quite alone. I think she’s a middle-class
+schoolmistress—sacked perhaps for some irregularity; but the other girl
+(I mean the nicer one, with the objectionable mother) tells me she’s more
+respectable than she seems. She has, however, the most extraordinary
+opinions—wishes to do away with the aristocracy, thinks it wrong that
+Arthur should have Kingscote when papa dies, etc. I don’t see what it
+signifies to her that poor Arthur should come into the property, which
+will be so delightful—except for papa dying. But Harold says she’s mad
+too. He chaffs her tremendously about her radicalism, and he’s so
+immensely clever that she can’t answer him, though she has a supply of
+the most extraordinary big words.
+
+There’s also a Frenchman, a nephew or cousin or something of the person
+of the house, who’s a horrid low cad; and a German professor or doctor
+who eats with his knife and is a great bore. I’m so very sorry about
+giving up my visit. I’m afraid you’ll never ask me again.
+
+
+
+VII
+FROM LÉON VERDIER IN PARIS TO PROSPER GOBAIN AT LILLE
+
+
+ _September_ 28.
+
+MON GROS VIEUX,
+
+It’s a long time since I’ve given you of my news, and I don’t know what
+puts it into my head to-night to recall myself to your affectionate
+memory. I suppose it is that when we’re happy the mind reverts
+instinctively to those with whom formerly we shared our vicissitudes, and
+_je t’en ai trop dit dans le bon temps_, _cher vieux_, and you always
+listened to me too imperturbably, with your pipe in your mouth and your
+waistcoat unbuttoned, for me not to feel that I can count on your
+sympathy to-day. _Nous en sommes-nous flanqués_, _des confidences_?—in
+those happy days when my first thought in seeing an adventure _poindre à
+l’horizon_ was of the pleasure I should have in relating it to the great
+Prosper. As I tell thee, I’m happy; decidedly _j’ai de la chance_, and
+from that avowal I trust thee to construct the rest. Shall I help thee a
+little? Take three adorable girls—three, my good Prosper, the mystic
+number, neither more nor less. Take them and place in the midst of them
+thy insatiable little Léon. Is the situation sufficiently indicated, or
+does the scene take more doing?
+
+You expected perhaps I was going to tell thee I had made my fortune, or
+that the Uncle Blondeau had at last decided to recommit himself to the
+breast of nature after having constituted me his universal legatee. But
+I needn’t remind you for how much women have always been in any happiness
+of him who thus overflows to you—for how much in any happiness and for
+how much more in any misery. But don’t let me talk of misery now; time
+enough when it comes, when _ces demoiselles_ shall have joined the
+serried ranks of their amiable predecessors. Ah, I comprehend your
+impatience. I must tell you of whom _ces demoiselles_ consist.
+
+You’ve heard me speak of my _cousine_ de Maisonrouge, that _grande belle
+femme_ who, after having married, _en secondes noces_—there had been, to
+tell the truth, some irregularity about her first union—a venerable relic
+of the old noblesse of Poitou, was left, by the death of her husband,
+complicated by the crash of expensive tastes against an income of 17,000
+francs, on the pavement of Paris with two little demons of daughters to
+bring up in the path of virtue. She managed to bring them up; my little
+cousins are ferociously _sages_. If you ask me how she managed it I
+can’t tell you; it’s no business of mine, and _a fortiori_ none of yours.
+She’s now fifty years old—she confesses to thirty-eight—and her
+daughters, whom she has never been able to place, are respectively
+twenty-seven and twenty-three (they confess to twenty and to seventeen).
+Three years ago she had the thrice-blest idea of opening a
+well-upholstered and otherwise attractive _asile_ for the blundering
+barbarians who come to Paris in the hope of picking up a few stray pearls
+from the _écrin_ of Voltaire—or of Zola. The idea has brought her luck;
+the house does an excellent business. Until within a few months ago it
+was carried on by my cousins alone; but lately the need of a few
+extensions and improvements has caused itself to be felt. My cousin has
+undertaken them, regardless of expense; in other words she has asked me
+to come and stay with her—board and lodging gratis—and correct the
+conversational exercises of her _pensionnaire_-pupils. I’m the
+extension, my good Prosper; I’m the improvement. She has enlarged the
+_personnel_—I’m the enlargement. I form the exemplary sounds that the
+prettiest English lips are invited to imitate. The English lips are not
+all pretty, heaven knows, but enough of them are so to make it a good
+bargain for me.
+
+Just now, as I told you, I’m in daily relation with three separate pairs.
+The owner of one of them has private lessons; she pays extra. My cousin
+doesn’t give me a sou of the money, but I consider nevertheless that I’m
+not a loser by the arrangement. Also I’m well, very very well, with the
+proprietors of the two other pairs. One of these is a little Anglaise of
+twenty—a _figure de keepsake_; the most adorable miss you ever, or at
+least I ever, beheld. She’s hung all over with beads and bracelets and
+amulets, she’s embroidered all over like a sampler or a vestment; but her
+principal decoration consists of the softest and almost the hugest grey
+eyes in the world, which rest upon you with a profundity of confidence—a
+confidence I really feel some compunction in betraying. She has a tint
+as white as this sheet of paper, except just in the middle of each cheek,
+where it passes into the purest and most transparent, most liquid,
+carmine. Occasionally this rosy fluid overflows into the rest of her
+face—by which I mean that she blushes—as softly as the mark of your
+breath on the window-pane.
+
+Like every Anglaise she’s rather pinched and prim in public; but it’s
+easy to see that when no one’s looking _elle ne demande qu’à se laisser
+aller_! Whenever she wants it I’m always there, and I’ve given her to
+understand she can count upon me. I’ve reason to believe she appreciates
+the assurance, though I’m bound in honesty to confess that with her the
+situation’s a little less advanced than with the others. _Que
+voulez-vous_? The English are heavy and the Anglaises move slowly,
+that’s all. The movement, however, is perceptible, and once this fact’s
+established I can let the soup simmer, I can give her time to arrive, for
+I’m beautifully occupied with her competitors. _They_ don’t keep me
+waiting, please believe.
+
+These young ladies are Americans, and it belongs to that national
+character to move fast. “All right—go ahead!” (I’m learning a great
+deal of English, or rather a great deal of American.) They go ahead at a
+rate that sometimes makes it difficult for me to keep up. One of them’s
+prettier than the other; but this latter—the one that takes the
+extra-private lessons—is really _une fille étonnante_. _Ah par exemple_,
+_elle brûle ses vaisseaux_, _celle-là_! She threw herself into my arms
+the very first day, and I almost owed her a grudge for having deprived me
+of that pleasure of gradation, of carrying the defences one by one, which
+is almost as great as that of entering the place. For would you believe
+that at the end of exactly twelve minutes she gave me a rendezvous? In
+the Galerie d’Apollon at the Louvre I admit; but that was respectable for
+a beginning, and since then we’ve had them by the dozen; I’ve ceased to
+keep the account. _Non_, _c’est une fille qui me dépasse_.
+
+The other, the slighter but “smarter” little person—she has a mother
+somewhere out of sight, shut up in a closet or a trunk—is a good deal
+prettier, and perhaps on that account _elle y met plus de façons_. She
+doesn’t knock about Paris with me by the hour; she contents herself with
+long interviews in the _petit salon_, with the blinds half-drawn,
+beginning at about three o’clock, when every one is _à la promenade_.
+She’s admirable, _cette petite_, a little too immaterial, with the bones
+rather over-accentuated, yet of a detail, on the whole, most
+satisfactory. And you can say anything to her. She takes the trouble to
+appear not to understand, but her conduct, half an hour afterwards,
+reassures you completely—oh completely!
+
+However, it’s the big bouncer of the extra-private lessons who’s the most
+remarkable. These private lessons, my good Prosper, are the most
+brilliant invention of the age, and a real stroke of genius on the part
+of Miss Miranda! They also take place in the _petit salon_, but with the
+doors tightly closed and with explicit directions to every one in the
+house that we are not to be disturbed. And we’re not, _mon gros_, we’re
+not! Not a sound, not a shadow, interrupts our felicity. My cousins are
+on the right track—such a house must make its fortune. Miss Miranda’s
+too tall and too flat, with a certain want of coloration; she hasn’t the
+transparent _rougeurs_ of the little Anglaise. But she has wonderful
+far-gazing eyes, superb teeth, a nose modelled by a sculptor, and a way
+of holding up her head and looking every one in the face, which combines
+apparent innocence with complete assurance in a way I’ve never seen
+equalled. She’s making the _tour du monde_, entirely alone, without even
+a soubrette to carry the ensign, for the purpose of seeing for herself,
+seeing _à quoi s’en tenir sur les hommes et les choses_—on _les hommes_
+particularly. _Dis donc_, _mon vieux_, it must be a _drôle de pays_ over
+there, where such a view of the right thing for the aspiring young
+bourgeoises is taken. If we should turn the tables some day, thou and I,
+and go over and see it for ourselves? Why isn’t it as well we should go
+and find them _chez elles_, as that they should come out here after us?
+_Dis donc_, _mon gros Prosper_ . . . !
+
+
+
+VIII
+FROM DR. RUDOLPH STAUB IN PARIS TO DR. JULIUS HIRSCH AT GÖTTINGEN
+
+
+MY DEAR BROTHER IN SCIENCE,
+
+I resume my hasty notes, of which I sent you the first instalment some
+weeks ago. I mentioned that I intended to leave my hotel, not finding in
+it real matter. It was kept by a Pomeranian and the waiters without
+exception were from the Fatherland. I might as well have sat down with
+my note-book Unter den Linden, and I felt that, having come here for
+documentation, or to put my finger straight upon the social pulse, I
+should project myself as much as possible into the circumstances which
+are in part the consequence and in part the cause of its activities and
+intermittences. I saw there could be no well-grounded knowledge without
+this preliminary operation of my getting a near view, as slightly as
+possible modified by elements proceeding from a different combination of
+forces, of the spontaneous home-life of the nation.
+
+I accordingly engaged a room in the house of a lady of pure French
+extraction and education, who supplements the shortcomings of an income
+insufficient to the ever-growing demands of the Parisian system of
+sense-gratification by providing food and lodging for a limited number of
+distinguished strangers. I should have preferred to have my room here
+only, and to take my meals in a brewery, of very good appearance, which I
+speedily discovered in the same street; but this arrangement, though very
+clearly set out by myself, was not acceptable to the mistress of the
+establishment—a woman with a mathematical head—and I have consoled myself
+for the extra expense by fixing my thoughts upon the great chance that
+conformity to the customs of the house gives me of studying the
+table-manners of my companions, and of observing the French nature at a
+peculiarly physiological moment, the moment when the satisfaction of the
+_taste_, which is the governing quality in its composition, produces a
+kind of exhalation, an intellectual transpiration, which, though light
+and perhaps invisible to a superficial spectator, is nevertheless
+appreciable by a properly adjusted instrument. I’ve adjusted my
+instrument very satisfactorily—I mean the one I carry in my good square
+German head—and I’m not afraid of losing a single drop of this valuable
+fluid as it condenses itself upon the plate of my observation. A
+prepared surface is what I need, and I’ve prepared my surface.
+
+Unfortunately here also I find the individual native in the minority.
+There are only four French persons in the house—the individuals concerned
+in its management, three of whom are women, and one a man. Such a
+preponderance of the Weibliche is, however, in itself characteristic, as
+I needn’t remind you what an abnormally-developed part this sex has
+played in French history. The remaining figure is ostensibly that of a
+biped, and apparently that of a man, but I hesitate to allow him the
+whole benefit of the higher classification. He strikes me as less human
+than simian, and whenever I hear him talk I seem to myself to have paused
+in the street to listen to the shrill clatter of a hand-organ, to which
+the gambols of a hairy _homunculus_ form an accompaniment.
+
+I mentioned to you before that my expectation of rough usage in
+consequence of my unattenuated, even if not frivolously aggressive,
+Teutonism was to prove completely unfounded. No one seems either unduly
+conscious or affectedly unperceiving of my so rich Berlin background; I’m
+treated on the contrary with the positive civility which is the portion
+of every traveller who pays the bill without scanning the items too
+narrowly. This, I confess, has been something of a surprise to me, and
+I’ve not yet made up my mind as to the fundamental cause of the anomaly.
+My determination to take up my abode in a French interior was largely
+dictated by the supposition that I should be substantially disagreeable
+to its inmates. I wished to catch in the fact the different forms taken
+by the irritation I should naturally produce; for it is under the
+influence of irritation that the French character most completely
+expresses itself. My presence, however, operates, as I say, less than
+could have been hoped as a stimulus, and in this respect I’m materially
+disappointed. They treat me as they treat every one else; whereas, in
+order to be treated differently, I was resigned in advance to being
+treated worse. A further proof, if any were needed, of that vast and, as
+it were, fluid _waste_ (I have so often dwelt on to you) which attends
+the process of philosophic secretion. I’ve not, I repeat, fully
+explained to myself this logical contradiction; but this is the
+explanation to which I tend. The French are so exclusively occupied with
+the idea of themselves that in spite of the very definite image the
+German personality presented to them by the war of 1870 they have at
+present no distinct apprehension of its existence. They are not very
+sure that there _are_, concretely, any Germans; they have already
+forgotten the convincing proofs presented to them nine years ago. A
+German was something disagreeable and disconcerting, an irreducible mass,
+which they determined to keep out of their conception of things. I
+therefore hold we’re wrong to govern ourselves upon the hypothesis of the
+_revanche_; the French nature is too shallow for that large and powerful
+plant to bloom in it.
+
+The English-speaking specimens, too, I’ve not been willing to neglect the
+opportunity to examine; and among these I’ve paid special attention to
+the American varieties, of which I find here several singular examples.
+The two most remarkable are a young man who presents all the
+characteristics of a period of national decadence; reminding me strongly
+of some diminutive Hellenised Roman of the third century. He’s an
+illustration of the period of culture in which the faculty of
+appreciation has obtained such a preponderance over that of production
+that the latter sinks into a kind of rank sterility, and the mental
+condition becomes analogous to that of a malarious bog. I hear from him
+of the existence of an immense number of Americans exactly resembling
+him, and that the city of Boston indeed is almost exclusively composed of
+them. (He communicated this fact very proudly, as if it were greatly to
+the credit of his native country; little perceiving the truly sinister
+impression it made on me.)
+
+What strikes one in it is that it is a phenomenon to the best of my
+knowledge—and you know what my knowledge is—unprecedented and unique in
+the history of mankind; the arrival of a nation at an ultimate stage of
+evolution without having passed through the mediate one; the passage of
+the fruit, in other words, from crudity to rottenness, without the
+interposition of a period of useful (and ornamental) ripeness. With the
+Americans indeed the crudity and the rottenness are identical and
+simultaneous; it is impossible to say, as in the conversation of this
+deplorable young man, which is the one and which the other: they’re
+inextricably confused. Homunculus for homunculus I prefer that of the
+Frenchman; he’s at least more amusing.
+
+It’s interesting in this manner to perceive, so largely developed, the
+germs of extinction in the so-called powerful Anglo-Saxon family. I find
+them in almost as recognisable a form in a young woman from the State of
+Maine, in the province of New England, with whom I have had a good deal
+of conversation. She differs somewhat from the young man I just
+mentioned in that the state of affirmation, faculty of production and
+capacity for action are things, in her, less inanimate; she has more of
+the freshness and vigour that we suppose to belong to a young
+civilisation. But unfortunately she produces nothing but evil, and her
+tastes and habits are similarly those of a Roman lady of the lower
+Empire. She makes no secret of them and has in fact worked out a
+complete scheme of experimental adventure, that is of personal licence,
+which she is now engaged in carrying out. As the opportunities she finds
+in her own country fail to satisfy her she has come to Europe “to try,”
+as she says, “for herself.” It’s the doctrine of universal
+“unprejudiced” experience professed with a cynicism that is really most
+extraordinary, and which, presenting itself in a young woman of
+considerable education, appears to me to be the judgement of a society.
+
+Another observation which pushes me to the same induction—that of the
+premature vitiation of the American population—is the attitude of the
+Americans whom I have before me with regard to each other. I have before
+me a second flower of the same huge so-called democratic garden, who is
+less abnormally developed than the one I have just described, but who yet
+bears the stamp of this peculiar combination of the barbarous and, to
+apply to them one of their own favourite terms, the _ausgespielt_, the
+“played-out.” These three little persons look with the greatest mistrust
+and aversion upon each other; and each has repeatedly taken me apart and
+assured me secretly, that he or she only is the real, the genuine, the
+typical American. A type that has lost itself before it has been
+fixed—what can you look for from this?
+
+Add to this that there are two young Englanders in the house who hate all
+the Americans in a lump, making between them none of the distinctions and
+favourable comparisons which they insist upon, and for which, as
+involving the recognition of shades and a certain play of the critical
+sense, the still quite primitive insular understanding is wholly inapt,
+and you will, I think, hold me warranted in believing that, between
+precipitate decay and internecine enmities, the English-speaking family
+is destined to consume itself, and that with its decline the prospect of
+successfully-organised conquest and unarrested incalculable expansion, to
+which I alluded above, will brighten for the deep-lunged children of the
+Fatherland!
+
+
+
+IX
+MIRANDA HOPE TO HER MOTHER
+
+
+ _October_ 22.
+
+DEAR MOTHER,
+
+I’m off in a day or two to visit some new country; I haven’t yet decided
+which. I’ve satisfied myself with regard to France, and obtained a good
+knowledge of the language. I’ve enjoyed my visit to Madame de
+Maisonrouge deeply, and feel as if I were leaving a circle of real
+friends. Everything has gone on beautifully up to the end, and every one
+has been as kind and attentive as if I were their own sister, especially
+Mr. Verdier, the French gentleman, from whom I have gained more than I
+ever expected (in six weeks) and with whom I have promised to
+_correspond_. So you can imagine me dashing off the liveliest and yet
+the most elegant French letters; and if you don’t believe in them I’ll
+keep the rough drafts to show you when I go back.
+
+The German gentleman is also more interesting the more you know him; it
+seems sometimes as if I could fairly drink in his ideas. I’ve found out
+why the young lady from New York doesn’t like me! It’s because I said
+one day at dinner that I _admired_ to go to the Louvre. Well, when I
+first came it seemed as if I _did_ admire everything! Tell William Platt
+his letter has come. I knew he’d have to write, and I was bound I’d make
+him! I haven’t decided what country I’ll visit next; it seems as if
+there were so many to choose from. But I must take care to pick out a
+good one and to meet plenty of fresh experiences. Dearest mother, my
+money holds out, and it is most interesting!
+
+
+
+
+THE POINT OF VIEW
+
+
+I
+FROM MISS AURORA CHURCH AT SEA TO MISS WHITESIDE IN PARIS
+
+
+ _September_ 1880.
+
+. . . My dear child, the bromide of sodium (if that’s what you call it)
+proved perfectly useless. I don’t mean that it did me no good, but that
+I never had occasion to take the bottle out of my bag. It might have
+done wonders for me if I had needed it; but I didn’t, simply because I’ve
+been a wonder myself. Will you believe that I’ve spent the whole voyage
+on deck, in the most animated conversation and exercise? Twelve times
+round the deck make a mile, I believe; and by this measurement I’ve been
+walking twenty miles a day. And down to every meal, if you please, where
+I’ve displayed the appetite of a fishwife. Of course the weather has
+been lovely; so there’s no great merit. The wicked old Atlantic has been
+as blue as the sapphire in my only ring—rather a good one—and as smooth
+as the slippery floor of Madame Galopin’s dining-room. We’ve been for
+the last three hours in sight of land, and are soon to enter the Bay of
+New York which is said to be exquisitely beautiful. But of course you
+recall it, though they say everything changes so fast over here. I find
+I don’t remember anything, for my recollections of our voyage to Europe
+so many years ago are exceedingly dim; I’ve only a painful impression
+that mamma shut me up for an hour every day in the stateroom and made me
+learn by heart some religious poem. I was only five years old and I
+believe that as a child I was extremely timid; on the other hand mamma,
+as you know, had what she called a method with me. She has it to this
+day; only I’ve become indifferent; I’ve been so pinched and
+pushed—morally speaking, _bien entendu_. It’s true, however, that there
+are children of five on the vessel to-day who have been extremely
+conspicuous—ranging all over the ship and always under one’s feet. Of
+course they’re little compatriots, which means that they’re little
+barbarians. I don’t mean to pronounce _all_ our compatriots barbarous;
+they seem to improve somehow after their first communion. I don’t know
+whether it’s that ceremony that improves them, especially as so few of
+them go in for it; but the women are certainly nicer than the little
+girls; I mean of course in proportion, you know. You warned me not to
+generalise, and you see I’ve already begun, before we’ve arrived. But I
+suppose there’s no harm in it so long as it’s favourable.
+
+Isn’t it favourable when I say I’ve had the most lovely time? I’ve never
+had so much liberty in my life, and I’ve been out alone, as you may say,
+every day of the voyage. If it’s a foretaste of what’s to come I shall
+take very kindly to that. When I say I’ve been out alone I mean we’ve
+always been two. But we two were alone, so to speak, and it wasn’t like
+always having mamma or Madame Galopin, or some lady in the pension or the
+temporary cook. Mamma has been very poorly; she’s so very well on land
+that it’s a wonder to see her at all taken down. She says, however, that
+it isn’t the being at sea; it’s on the contrary approaching the land.
+She’s not in a hurry to arrive; she keeps well before her that great
+disillusions await us. I didn’t know she _had_ any illusions—she has too
+many opinions, I should think, for that: she discriminates, as she’s
+always saying, from morning till night. Where would the poor illusions
+find room? She’s meanwhile very serious; she sits for hours in perfect
+silence, her eyes fixed on the horizon. I heard her say yesterday to an
+English gentleman—a very odd Mr. Antrobus, the only person with whom she
+converses—that she was afraid she shouldn’t like her native land, and
+that she shouldn’t like not liking it. But this is a mistake; she’ll
+like that immensely—I mean the not liking it. If it should prove at all
+agreeable she’ll be furious, for that will go against her system. You
+know all about mamma’s system; I’ve explained it so often. It goes
+against her system that we should come back at all; that was _my_
+system—I’ve had at last to invent one! She consented to come only
+because she saw that, having no _dot_, I should never marry in Europe;
+and I pretended to be immensely preoccupied with this idea in order to
+make her start. In reality _cela m’est parfaitement égal_. I’m only
+afraid I shall like it too much—I don’t mean marriage, of course, but the
+sense of a native land. Say what you will, it’s a charming thing to go
+out alone, and I’ve given notice that I mean to be always _en course_.
+When I tell mamma this she looks at me in the same silence; her eyes
+dilate and then she slowly closes them. It’s as if the sea were
+affecting her a little, though it’s so beautifully calm. I ask her if
+she’ll try my bromide, which is there in my bag; but she motions me off
+and I begin to walk again, tapping my little boot-soles on the smooth
+clean deck. This allusion to my boot-soles, by the way, isn’t prompted
+by vanity; but it’s a fact that at sea one’s feet and one’s shoes assume
+the most extraordinary importance, so that one should take the precaution
+to have nice ones. They’re all you seem to see as the people walk about
+the deck; you get to know them intimately and to dislike some of them so
+much. I’m afraid you’ll think that I’ve already broken loose; and for
+aught I know I’m writing as a demoiselle bien-élévee shouldn’t write. I
+don’t know whether it’s the American air; if it is, all I can say is that
+the American air’s very charming. It makes me impatient and restless,
+and I sit scribbling here because I’m so eager to arrive and the time
+passes better if I occupy myself.
+
+I’m in the saloon, where we have our meals, and opposite me is a big
+round porthole, wide open to let in the smell of the land. Every now and
+then I rise a little and look through it to see if we’re arriving. I
+mean in the Bay, you know, for we shall not come up to the city till
+dark. I don’t want to lose the Bay; it appears it’s so wonderful. I
+don’t exactly understand what it contains except some beautiful islands;
+but I suppose you’ll know all about that. It’s easy to see that these
+are the last hours, for all the people about me are writing letters to
+put into the post as soon as we come up to the dock. I believe they’re
+dreadful at the custom-house, and you’ll remember how many new things you
+persuaded mamma that—with my preoccupation of marriage—I should take to
+this country, where even the prettiest girls are expected not to go
+unadorned. We ruined ourselves in Paris—that’s partly accountable for
+mamma’s solemnity—_mais au moins je serai belle_! Moreover I believe
+that mamma’s prepared to say or to do anything that may be necessary for
+escaping from their odious duties; as she very justly remarks she can’t
+afford to be ruined twice. I don’t know how one approaches these
+terrible _douaniers_, but I mean to invent something very charming. I
+mean to say “Voyons, Messieurs, a young girl like me, brought up in the
+strictest foreign traditions, kept always in the background by a very
+superior mother—_la voilà_; you can see for yourself!—what is it possible
+that she should attempt to smuggle in? Nothing but a few simple relics
+of her convent!” I won’t tell them my convent was called the Magasin du
+Bon Marché. Mamma began to scold me three days ago for insisting on so
+many trunks, and the truth is that between us we’ve not fewer than seven.
+For relics, that’s a good many! We’re all writing very long letters—or
+at least we’re writing a great number. There’s no news of the Bay as
+yet. Mr. Antrobus, mamma’s friend, opposite to me, is beginning on his
+ninth. He’s a Right Honourable and a Member of Parliament; he has
+written during the voyage about a hundred letters and seems greatly
+alarmed at the number of stamps he’ll have to buy when he arrives. He’s
+full of information, but he hasn’t enough, for he asks as many questions
+as mamma when she goes to hire apartments. He’s going to “look into”
+various things; he speaks as if they had a little hole for the purpose.
+He walks almost as much as I, and has enormous shoes. He asks questions
+even of me, and I tell him again and again that I know nothing about
+America. But it makes no difference; he always begins again, and indeed
+it’s not strange he should find my ignorance incredible. “Now how would
+it be in one of your South-western States?”—that’s his favourite way of
+opening conversation. Fancy me giving an account of one of “my”
+South-western States! I tell him he had better ask mamma—a little to
+tease that lady, who knows no more about such places than I. Mr.
+Antrobus is very big and black; he speaks with a sort of brogue; he has a
+wife and ten children; he doesn’t say—apart from his talking—anything at
+all to me. But he has lots of letters to people _là-bas_—I forget that
+we’re just arriving—and mamma, who takes an interest in him in spite of
+his views (which are dreadfully advanced, and not at all like mamma’s
+own) has promised to give him the entrée to the best society. I don’t
+know what she knows about the best society over here to-day, for we’ve
+not kept up our connexions at all, and no one will know—or, I am afraid,
+care—anything about us. She has an idea we shall be immensely
+recognised; but really, except the poor little Rucks, who are bankrupt
+and, I’m told, in no society at all, I don’t know on whom we can count.
+C’est égal, mamma has an idea that, whether or no we appreciate America
+ourselves, we shall at least be universally appreciated. It’s true we
+have begun to be, a little; you would see that from the way Mr. Cockerel
+and Mr. Louis Leverett are always inviting me to walk. Both of these
+gentlemen, who are Americans, have asked leave to call on me in New York,
+and I’ve said _Mon Dieu oui_, if it’s the custom of the country. Of
+course I’ve not dared to tell this to mamma, who flatters herself that
+we’ve brought with us in our trunks a complete set of customs of our own
+and that we shall only have to shake them out a little and put them on
+when we arrive. If only the two gentlemen I just spoke of don’t call at
+the same time I don’t think I shall be too much frightened. If they do,
+on the other hand, I won’t answer for it. They’ve a particular aversion
+to each other and are ready to fight about poor little me. I’m only the
+pretext, however; for, as Mr. Leverett says, it’s really the opposition
+of temperaments. I hope they won’t cut each other’s throats, for I’m not
+crazy about either of them. They’re very well for the deck of a ship,
+but I shouldn’t care about them in a salon; they’re not at all
+distinguished. They think they are, but they’re not; at least Mr. Louis
+Leverett does; Mr. Cockerel doesn’t appear to care so much. They’re
+extremely different—with their opposed temperaments—and each very amusing
+for a while; but I should get dreadfully tired of passing my life with
+either. Neither has proposed that as yet; but it’s evidently what
+they’re coming to. It will be in a great measure to spite each other,
+for I think that au fond they don’t quite believe in me. If they don’t,
+it’s the only point on which they agree. They hate each other awfully;
+they take such different views. That is Mr. Cockerel hates Mr.
+Leverett—he calls him a sickly little ass; he pronounces his opinions
+half affectation and the other half dyspepsia. Mr. Leverett speaks of
+Mr. Cockerel as a “strident savage,” but he allows he finds him most
+diverting. He says there’s nothing in which we can’t find a certain
+entertainment if we only look at it in the right way, and that we have no
+business with either hating or loving: we ought only to strive to
+understand. He “claims”—he’s always claiming—that to understand is to
+forgive. Which is very pretty, but I don’t like the suppression of our
+affections, though I’ve no desire to fix mine upon Mr. Leverett. He’s
+very artistic and talks like an article in some review. He has lived a
+great deal in Paris, and Mr. Cockerel, who doesn’t believe in Paris, says
+it’s what has made him such an idiot.
+
+That’s not complimentary to you, dear Louisa, and still less to your
+brilliant brother; for Mr. Cockerel explains that he means it (the bad
+effect of Paris) chiefly of men. In fact he means the bad effect of
+Europe altogether. This, however, is compromising to mamma; and I’m
+afraid there’s no doubt that, from what I’ve told him, he thinks mamma
+also an idiot. (I’m not responsible, you know—I’ve always wanted to go
+home.) If mamma knew him, which she doesn’t, for she always closes her
+eyes when I pass on his arm, she would think him disgusting. Mr.
+Leverett meanwhile assures me he’s nothing to what we shall see yet.
+He’s from Philadelphia (Mr. Cockerel); he insists that we shall go and
+see Philadelphia, but mamma says she saw it in 1855 and it was then
+_affreux_. Mr. Cockerel says that mamma’s evidently not familiar with
+the rush of improvement in this country; he speaks of 1855 as if it were
+a hundred years ago. Mamma says she knows it goes only too fast, the
+rush—it goes so fast that it has time to do nothing well; and then Mr.
+Cockerel, who, to do him justice, is perfectly good-natured, remarks that
+she had better wait till she has been ashore and seen the improvements.
+Mamma retorts that she sees them from here, the awful things, and that
+they give her a sinking of the heart. (This little exchange of ideas is
+carried on through me; they’ve never spoken to each other.) Mr.
+Cockerel, as I say, is extremely good-natured, and he bears out what I’ve
+heard said about the men in America being very considerate of the women.
+They evidently listen to them a great deal; they don’t contradict them,
+but it seems to me this is rather negative. There’s very little
+gallantry in not contradicting one; and it strikes me that there are some
+things the men don’t express. There are others on the ship whom I’ve
+noticed. It’s as if they were all one’s brothers or one’s cousins. The
+extent to which one isn’t in danger from them—my dear, my dear! But I
+promised you not to generalise, and perhaps there will be more expression
+when we arrive. Mr. Cockerel returns to America, after a general tour,
+with a renewed conviction that this is the only country. I left him on
+deck an hour ago looking at the coast-line with an opera-glass and saying
+it was the prettiest thing he had seen in all his travels. When I
+remarked that the coast seemed rather low he said it would be all the
+easier to get ashore. Mr. Leverett at any rate doesn’t seem in a hurry
+to get ashore, he’s sitting within sight of me in a corner of the
+saloon—writing letters, I suppose, but looking, from the way he bites his
+pen and rolls his eyes about, as if he were composing a sonnet and
+waiting for a rhyme. Perhaps the sonnet’s addressed to me; but I forget
+that he suppresses the affections! The only person in whom mamma takes
+much interest is the great French critic, M. Lejaune, whom we have the
+honour to carry with us. We’ve read a few of his works, though mamma
+disapproves of his tendencies and thinks him a dreadful materialist.
+We’ve read them for the style; you know he’s one of the new Academicians.
+He’s a Frenchman like any other, except that he’s rather more quiet; he
+has a grey moustache and the ribbon of the Legion of Honour. He’s the
+first French writer of distinction who has been to America since De
+Tocqueville; the French, in such matters, are not very enterprising.
+Also he has the air of wondering what he’s doing _dans cette galère_. He
+has come with his beau-frère, who’s an engineer and is looking after some
+mines, and he talks with scarcely any one else, as he speaks no English
+and appears to take for granted that no one speaks French. Mamma would
+be delighted to convince him of the contrary; she has never conversed
+with an Academician. She always makes a little vague inclination, with a
+smile, when he passes her, and he answers with a most respectful bow; but
+it goes no further, to mamma’s disappointment. He’s always with the
+beau-frère, a rather untidy fat bearded man—decorated too, always smoking
+and looking at the feet of the ladies, whom mamma (though she has very
+good feet) has not the courage to _aborder_. I believe M. Lejaune is
+going to write a book about America, and Mr. Leverett says it will be
+terrible. Mr. Leverett has made his acquaintance and says M. Lejaune
+will put him into his book; he says the movement of the French intellect
+is superb. As a general thing he doesn’t care for Academicians, but M.
+Lejaune’s an exception—he’s so living, so remorseless, so personal.
+
+I’ve asked Mr. Cockerel meanwhile what he thinks of M. Lejaune’s plan of
+writing a book, and he answers that he doesn’t see what it matters to him
+that a Frenchman the more should make the motions of a monkey—on that
+side poor Mr. Cockerel is _de cette force_. I asked him why he hadn’t
+written a book about Europe, and he says that in the first place Europe
+isn’t worth writing about, and that in the second if he said what he
+thought people would call it a joke. He says they’re very superstitious
+about Europe over here; he wants people in America to behave as if Europe
+didn’t exist. I told this to Mr. Leverett, and he answered that if
+Europe didn’t exist America wouldn’t, for Europe keeps us alive by buying
+our corn. He said also that the trouble with America in the future will
+be that she’ll produce things in such enormous quantities that there
+won’t be enough people in the rest of the world to buy them, and that we
+shall be left with our productions—most of them very hideous—on our
+hands. I asked him if he thought corn a hideous production, and he
+replied that there’s nothing more unbeautiful than too much food. I
+think that to feed the world too well, however, will be after all a _beau
+rôle_. Of course I don’t understand these things, and I don’t believe
+Mr. Leverett does; but Mr. Cockerel seems to know what he’s talking
+about, and he describes America as complete in herself. I don’t know
+exactly what he means, but he speaks as if human affairs had somehow
+moved over to this side of the world. It may be a very good place for
+them, and heaven knows I’m extremely tired of Europe, which mamma has
+always insisted so on my appreciating; but I don’t think I like the idea
+of our being so completely cut off. Mr. Cockerel says it is not we that
+are cut off, but Europe, and he seems to think Europe has somehow
+deserved it. That may be; our life over there was sometimes extremely
+tiresome, though mamma says it’s now that our real fatigues will begin.
+I like to abuse those dreadful old countries myself, but I’m not sure I’m
+pleased when others do the same. We had some rather pretty moments there
+after all, and at Piacenza we certainly lived for four francs a day.
+Mamma’s already in a terrible state of mind about the expenses here;
+she’s frightened by what people on the ship (the few she has spoken to)
+have told her. There’s one comfort at any rate—we’ve spent so much money
+in coming that we shall have none left to get away. I’m scribbling
+along, as you see, to occupy me till we get news of the islands. Here
+comes Mr. Cockerel to bring it. Yes, they’re in sight; he tells me
+they’re lovelier than ever and that I must come right up right away. I
+suppose you’ll think I’m already beginning to use the language of the
+country. It’s certain that at the end of the month I shall speak nothing
+else. I’ve picked up every dialect, wherever we’ve travelled; you’ve
+heard my Platt-Deutsch and my Neapolitan. But, _voyons un peu_ the Bay!
+I’ve just called to Mr. Leverett to remind him of the islands. “The
+islands—the islands? Ah my dear young lady, I’ve seen Capri, I’ve seen
+Ischia!” Well, so have I, but that doesn’t prevent . . . (_A little
+later_.) I’ve seen the islands—they’re rather queer.
+
+
+
+II
+MRS. CHURCH IN NEW YORK TO MADAME GALOPIN AT GENEVA
+
+
+ _October_ 1880.
+
+If I felt far way from you in the middle of that deplorable Atlantic,
+chère Madame, how do I feel now, in the heart of this extraordinary city?
+We’ve arrived—we’ve arrived, dear friend; but I don’t know whether to
+tell you that I consider that an advantage. If we had been given our
+choice of coming safely to land or going down to the bottom of the sea I
+should doubtless have chosen the former course; for I hold, with your
+noble husband and in opposition to the general tendency of modern
+thought, that our lives are not our own to dispose of, but a sacred trust
+from a higher power by whom we shall be held responsible. Nevertheless
+if I had foreseen more vividly some of the impressions that awaited me
+here I’m not sure that, for my daughter at least, I shouldn’t have
+preferred on the spot to hand in our account. Should I not have been
+less (rather than more) guilty in presuming to dispose of _her_ destiny
+than of my own? There’s a nice point for dear M. Galopin to settle—one
+of those points I’ve heard him discuss in the pulpit with such elevation.
+We’re safe, however, as I say; by which I mean we’re physically safe.
+We’ve taken up the thread of our familiar pension-life, but under
+strikingly different conditions. We’ve found a refuge in a
+boarding-house which has been highly recommended to me and where the
+arrangements partake of the barbarous magnificence that in this country
+is the only alternative from primitive rudeness. The terms per week are
+as magnificent as all the rest. The landlady wears diamond ear-rings and
+the drawing-rooms are decorated with marble statues. I should indeed be
+sorry to let you know how I’ve allowed myself to be rançonnée; and I
+should be still more sorry that it should come to the ears of any of my
+good friends in Geneva, who know me less well than you and might judge me
+more harshly. There’s no wine given for dinner, and I’ve vainly
+requested the person who conducts the establishment to garnish her table
+more liberally. She says I may have all the wine I want if I will order
+it at the merchant’s and settle the matter with himself. But I’ve never,
+as you know, consented to regard our modest allowance of eau rougie as an
+extra; indeed, I remember that it’s largely to your excellent advice that
+I’ve owed my habit of being firm on this point.
+
+There are, however, greater difficulties than the question of what we
+shall drink for dinner, chère Madame. Still, I’ve never lost courage and
+I shall not lose it now. At the worst we can re-embark again and seek
+repose and refreshment on the shores of your beautiful lake. (There’s
+absolutely no scenery here!) We shall not perhaps in that case have
+achieved what we desired, but we shall at least have made an honourable
+retreat. What we desire—I know it’s just this that puzzles you, dear
+friend; I don’t think you ever really comprehended my motives in taking
+this formidable step, though you were good enough, and your magnanimous
+husband was good enough, to press my hand at parting in a way that seemed
+to tell me you’d still be with me even were I wrong. To be very brief, I
+wished to put an end to the ceaseless reclamations of my daughter. Many
+Americans had assured her that she was wasting her belle jeunesse in
+those historic lands which it was her privilege to see so intimately, and
+this unfortunate conviction had taken possession of her. “Let me at
+least see for myself,” she used to say; “if I should dislike it over
+there as much as you promise me, so much the better for you. In that
+case we’ll come back and make a new arrangement at Stuttgart.” The
+experiment’s a terribly expensive one, but you know how my devotion never
+has shrunk from an ordeal. There’s another point moreover which, from a
+mother to a mother, it would be affectation not to touch upon. I
+remember the just satisfaction with which you announced to me the
+fiançailles of your charming Cécile. You know with what earnest care my
+Aurora has been educated—how thoroughly she’s acquainted with the
+principal results of modern research. We’ve always studied together,
+we’ve always enjoyed together. It will perhaps surprise you to hear that
+she makes these very advantages a reproach to me—represents them as an
+injury to herself. “In this country,” she says, “the gentlemen have not
+those accomplishments; they care nothing for the results of modern
+research. Therefore it won’t help a young person to be sought in
+marriage that she can give an account of the latest German presentation
+of Pessimism.” That’s possible, and I’ve never concealed from her that
+it wasn’t for this country I had educated her. If she marries in the
+United States it’s of course my intention that my son-in-law shall
+accompany us to Europe. But when she calls my attention more and more to
+these facts I feel that we’re moving in a different world. This is more
+and more the country of the many; the few find less and less place for
+them; and the individual—well, the individual has quite ceased to be
+recognised. He’s recognised as a voter, but he’s not recognised as a
+gentleman—still less as a lady. My daughter and I of course can only
+pretend to constitute a _few_!
+
+You know that I’ve never for a moment remitted my pretensions as an
+individual, though among the agitations of pension-life I’ve sometimes
+needed all my energy to uphold them. “Oh yes, I may be poor,” I’ve had
+occasion to say, “I may be unprotected, I may be reserved, I may occupy a
+small apartment au quatrième and be unable to scatter unscrupulous bribes
+among the domestics; but at least I’m a _person_ and have personal
+rights.” In this country the people have rights, but the person has
+none. You’d have perceived that if you had come with me to make
+arrangements at this establishment. The very fine lady who condescends
+to preside over it kept me waiting twenty minutes, and then came sailing
+in without a word of apology. I had sat very silent, with my eyes on the
+clock; Aurora amused herself with a false admiration of the room, a
+wonderful drawing-room with magenta curtains, frescoed walls and
+photographs of the landlady’s friends—as if one cares for her friends!
+When this exalted personage came in she simply remarked that she had just
+been trying on a dress—that it took so long to get a skirt to hang. “It
+seems to take very long indeed!” I answered; “but I hope the skirt’s
+right at last. You might have sent for us to come up and look at it!”
+She evidently didn’t understand, and when I asked her to show us her
+rooms she handed us over to a negro as dégingandé as herself. While we
+looked at them I heard her sit down to the piano in the drawing-room; she
+began to sing an air from a comic opera. I felt certain we had gone
+quite astray; I didn’t know in what house we could be, and was only
+reassured by seeing a Bible in every room. When we came down our musical
+hostess expressed no hope the rooms had pleased us, she seemed grossly
+indifferent to our taking them. She wouldn’t consent moreover to the
+least diminution and was inflexible, as I told you, on the article of our
+common beverage. When I pushed this point she was so good as to observe
+that she didn’t keep a cabaret. One’s not in the least considered;
+there’s no respect for one’s privacy, for one’s preferences, for one’s
+reserves. The familiarity’s without limits, and I’ve already made a
+dozen acquaintances, of whom I know, and wish to know, nothing. Aurora
+tells me she’s the “belle of the boarding-house.” It appears that this
+is a great distinction.
+
+It brings me back to my poor child and her prospects. She takes a very
+critical view of them herself—she tells me I’ve given her a false
+education and that no one will marry her to-day. No American will marry
+her because she’s too much of a foreigner, and no foreigner will marry
+her because she’s too much of an American. I remind her how scarcely a
+day passes that a foreigner, usually of distinction, doesn’t—as
+perversely as you will indeed—select an American bride, and she answers
+me that in these cases the young lady isn’t married for her fine eyes.
+Not always, I reply; and then she declares that she’ll marry no foreigner
+who shall not be one of the first of the first. You’ll say doubtless
+that she should content herself with advantages that haven’t been deemed
+insufficient for Cécile; but I’ll not repeat to you the remark she made
+when I once employed this argument. You’ll doubtless be surprised to
+hear that I’ve ceased to argue; but it’s time I should confess that I’ve
+at last agreed to let her act for herself. She’s to live for three
+months à l’Américaine and I’m to be a mere passive spectator. You’ll
+feel with me that this is a cruel position for a cœur de mère. I count
+the days till our three months are over, and I know you’ll join with me
+in my prayers. Aurora walks the streets alone; she goes out in the
+tramway: a voiture de place costs five francs for the least little
+_course_. (I beseech you not to let it be known that I’ve sometimes had
+the weakness.) My daughter’s frequently accompanied by a gentleman—by a
+dozen gentlemen; she remains out for hours and her conduct excites no
+surprise in this establishment. I know but too well the emotions it will
+excite in your quiet home. If you betray us, chère Madame, we’re lost;
+and why, after all, should any one know of these things in Geneva?
+Aurora pretends she has been able to persuade herself that she doesn’t
+care who knows them; but there’s a strange expression in her face which
+proves that her conscience isn’t at rest. I watch her, I let her go, but
+I sit with my hands clasped. There’s a peculiar custom in this country—I
+shouldn’t know how to express it in Genevese: it’s called “being
+attentive,” and young girls are the object of the futile process. It
+hasn’t necessarily anything to do with projects of marriage—though it’s
+the privilege only of the unmarried and though at the same time
+(fortunately, and this may surprise you) it has no relation to other
+projects. It’s simply an invention by which young persons of the two
+sexes pass large parts of their time together with no questions asked.
+How shall I muster courage to tell you that Aurora now constitutes the
+main apparent recreation of several gentlemen? Though it has no relation
+to marriage the practice happily doesn’t exclude it, and marriages have
+been known to take place in consequence (or in spite) of it. It’s true
+that even in this country a young lady may marry but one husband at a
+time, whereas she may receive at once the attentions of several
+gentlemen, who are equally entitled “admirers.” My daughter then has
+admirers to an indefinite number. You’ll think I’m joking perhaps when I
+tell you that I’m unable to be exact—I who was formerly l’exactitude
+même.
+
+Two of these gentlemen are to a certain extent old friends, having been
+passengers on the steamer which carried us so far from you. One of them,
+still young, is typical of the American character, but a respectable
+person and a lawyer considerably launched. Every one in this country
+follows a profession, but it must be admitted that the professions are
+more highly remunerated than chez vous. Mr. Cockerel, even while I write
+you, is in not undisputed, but temporarily triumphant, possession of my
+child. He called for her an hour ago in a “boghey”—a strange unsafe
+rickety vehicle, mounted on enormous wheels, which holds two persons very
+near together; and I watched her from the window take her place at his
+side. Then he whirled her away behind two little horses with terribly
+thin legs; the whole equipage—and most of all her being in it—was in the
+most questionable taste. But she’ll return—return positively very much
+as she went. It’s the same when she goes down to Mr. Louis Leverett, who
+has no vehicle and who merely comes and sits with her in the front salon.
+He has lived a great deal in Europe and is very fond of the arts, and
+though I’m not sure I agree with him in his views of the relation of art
+to life and life to art, and in his interpretation of some of the great
+works that Aurora and I have studied together, he seems to me a
+sufficiently serious and intelligent young man. I don’t regard him as
+intrinsically dangerous, but on the other hand he offers absolutely no
+guarantees. I’ve no means whatever of ascertaining his pecuniary
+situation. There’s a vagueness on these points which is extremely
+embarrassing, and it never occurs to young men to offer you a reference.
+In Geneva I shouldn’t be at a loss; I should come to you, chère Madame,
+with my little inquiry, and what you shouldn’t be able to tell me
+wouldn’t be worth my knowing. But no one in New York can give me the
+smallest information about the état de fortune of Mr. Louis Leverett.
+It’s true that he’s a native of Boston, where most of his friends reside;
+I can’t, however, go to the expense of a journey to Boston simply to
+learn perhaps that Mr. Leverett (the young Louis) has an income of five
+thousand francs. As I say indeed, he doesn’t strike me as dangerous.
+When Aurora comes back to me after having passed an hour with him she
+says he has described to her his emotions on visiting the home of Shelley
+or discussed some of the differences between the Boston temperament and
+that of the Italians of the Renaissance. You’ll not enter into these
+rapprochements, and I can’t blame you. But you won’t betray me, chère
+Madame?
+
+
+
+III
+FROM MISS STURDY AT NEWPORT TO MRS. DRAPER AT OUCHY
+
+
+ _September_ 1880.
+
+I promised to tell you how I like it, but the truth is I’ve gone to and
+fro so often that I’ve ceased to like and dislike. Nothing strikes me as
+unexpected; I expect everything in its order. Then too, you know, I’m
+not a critic; I’ve no talent for keen analysis, as the magazines say; I
+don’t go into the reasons of things. It’s true I’ve been for a longer
+time than usual on the wrong side of the water, and I admit that I feel a
+little out of training for American life. They’re breaking me in very
+fast, however. I don’t mean that they bully me—I absolutely decline to
+be bullied. I say what I think, because I believe I’ve on the whole the
+advantage of knowing what I think—when I think anything; which is half
+the battle. Sometimes indeed I think nothing at all. They don’t like
+that over here; they like you to have impressions. That they like these
+impressions to be favourable appears to me perfectly natural; I don’t
+make a crime to them of this; it seems to me on the contrary a very
+amiable point. When individuals betray it we call them sympathetic; I
+don’t see why we shouldn’t give nations the same benefit. But there are
+things I haven’t the least desire to have an opinion about. The
+privilege of indifference is the dearest we possess, and I hold that
+intelligent people are known by the way they exercise it. Life is full
+of rubbish, and we have at least our share of it over here. When you
+wake up in the morning you find that during the night a cartload has been
+deposited in your front garden. I decline, however, to have any of it in
+my premises; there are thousands of things I want to know nothing about.
+I’ve outlived the necessity of being hypocritical; I’ve nothing to gain
+and everything to lose. When one’s fifty years old—single stout and red
+in the face—one has outlived a good many necessities. They tell me over
+here that my increase of weight’s extremely marked, and though they don’t
+tell me I’m coarse I feel they think me so. There’s very little
+coarseness here—not quite enough, I think—though there’s plenty of
+vulgarity, which is a very different thing. On the whole the country
+becomes much more agreeable. It isn’t that the people are charming, for
+that they always were (the best of them, I mean—it isn’t true of the
+others), but that places and things as well recognise the possibility of
+pleasing. The houses are extremely good and look extraordinarily fresh
+and clean. Many European interiors seem in comparison musty and gritty.
+We have a great deal of taste; I shouldn’t wonder if we should end by
+inventing something pretty; we only need a little time. Of course as yet
+it’s all imitation, except, by the way, these delicious piazzas. I’m
+sitting on one now; I’m writing to you with my portfolio on my knees.
+This broad light _loggia_ surrounds the house with a movement as free as
+the expanded wings of a bird, and the wandering airs come up from the
+deep sea, which murmurs on the rocks at the end of the lawn.
+
+Newport’s more charming even than you remember it; like everything else
+over here it has improved. It’s very exquisite to-day; it’s indeed, I
+think, in all the world the only exquisite watering-place, for I detest
+the whole genus. The crowd has left it now, which makes it all the
+better, though plenty of talkers remain in these large light luxurious
+houses which are planted with a kind of Dutch definiteness all over the
+green carpet of the cliff. This carpet’s very neatly laid and
+wonderfully well swept, and the sea, just at hand, is capable of
+prodigies of blue. Here and there a pretty woman strolls over one of the
+lawns, which all touch each other, you know, without hedges or fences;
+the light looks intense as it plays on her brilliant dress; her large
+parasol shines like a silver dome. The long lines of the far shores are
+soft and pure, though they are places one hasn’t the least desire to
+visit. Altogether the effect’s very delicate, and anything that’s
+delicate counts immensely over here; for delicacy, I think, is as rare as
+coarseness. I’m talking to you of the sea, however, without having told
+you a word of my voyage. It was very comfortable and amusing; I should
+like to take another next month. You know I’m almost offensively well at
+sea—I breast the weather and brave the storm. We had no storm
+fortunately, and I had brought with me a supply of light literature; so I
+passed nine days on deck in my sea-chair with my heels up—passed them
+reading Tauchnitz novels. There was a great lot of people, but no one in
+particular save some fifty American girls. You know all about the
+American girl, however, having been one yourself. They’re on the whole
+very nice, but fifty’s too many; there are always too many. There was an
+inquiring Briton, a radical M.P., by name Mr. Antrobus, who entertained
+me as much as any one else. He’s an excellent man; I even asked him to
+come down here and spend a couple of days. He looked rather frightened
+till I told him he shouldn’t be alone with me, that the house was my
+brother’s and that I gave the invitation in his name. He came a week
+ago; he goes everywhere; we’ve heard of him in a dozen places. The
+English are strangely simple, or at least they seem so over here. Their
+old measurements and comparisons desert them; they don’t know whether
+it’s all a joke or whether it’s too serious by half. We’re quicker than
+they, though we talk so much more slowly. We think fast, and yet we talk
+as deliberately as if we were speaking a foreign language. They toss off
+their sentences with an air of easy familiarity with the tongue, and yet
+they misunderstand two-thirds of what people say to them. Perhaps after
+all it is only _our_ thoughts they think slowly; they think their own
+often to a lively tune enough.
+
+Mr. Antrobus arrived here in any case at eight o’clock in the morning; I
+don’t know how he managed it; it appears to be his favourite hour;
+wherever we’ve heard of him he has come in with the dawn. In England he
+would arrive at 5.30 P.M. He asks innumerable questions, but they’re
+easy to answer, for he has a sweet credulity. He made me rather ashamed;
+he’s a better American than so many of us; he takes us more seriously
+than we take ourselves. He seems to think we’ve an oligarchy of wealth
+growing up which he advised me to be on my guard against. I don’t know
+exactly what I can do, but I promised him to look out. He’s fearfully
+energetic; the energy of the people here is nothing to that of the
+inquiring Briton. If we should devote half the zeal to building up our
+institutions that they devote to obtaining information about them we
+should have a very satisfactory country. Mr. Antrobus seemed to think
+very well of us—which surprised me on the whole, since, say what one
+will, it’s far from being so agreeable as England. It’s very horrid that
+this should be; and it’s delightful, when one thinks of it, that some
+things in England are after all so hateful. At the same time Mr.
+Antrobus appeared to be a good deal preoccupied with our dangers. I
+don’t understand quite what they are; they seem to me so few on a Newport
+piazza this bright still day. Yet alas what one sees on a Newport piazza
+isn’t America; it’s only the back of Europe. I don’t mean to say I
+haven’t noticed any dangers since my return; there are two or three that
+seem to me very serious, but they aren’t those Mr. Antrobus apprehends.
+One, for instance, is that we shall cease to speak the English language,
+which I prefer so to any other. It’s less and less spoken; American’s
+crowding it out. All the children speak American, which as a child’s
+language is dreadfully rough. It’s exclusively in use in the schools;
+all the magazines and newspapers are in American. Of course a people of
+fifty millions who have invented a new civilisation have a right to a
+language of their own; that’s what they tell me, and I can’t quarrel with
+it. But I wish they had made it as pretty as the mother-tongue, from
+which, when all’s said, it’s more or less derived. We ought to have
+invented something as noble as our country. They tell me it’s more
+expressive, and yet some admirable things have been said in the Queen’s
+English. There can be no question of the Queen over here of course, and
+American no doubt is the music of the future. Poor dear future, how
+“expressive” you’ll be! For women and children, as I say, it strikes one
+as very rough; and, moreover, they don’t speak it well, their own though
+it be. My small nephews, when I first came home, hadn’t gone back to
+school, and it distressed me to see that, though they’re charming
+children, they had the vocal inflexions of little news-boys. My niece is
+sixteen years old; she has the sweetest nature possible; she’s extremely
+well-bred and is dressed to perfection. She chatters from morning till
+night; but its helplessness breaks my heart. These little persons are in
+the opposite case from so many English girls who know how to speak but
+don’t know how to talk. My niece knows how to talk but doesn’t know how
+to speak.
+
+If I allude to the young people, that’s our other danger; the young
+people are eating us up—there’s nothing in America but the young people.
+The country’s made for the rising generation; life’s arranged for them;
+they’re the destruction of society. People talk of them, consider them,
+defer to them, bow down to them. They’re always present, and whenever
+they’re present nothing else of the smallest interest is. They’re often
+very pretty, and physically are wonderfully looked after; they’re scoured
+and brushed, they wear hygienic clothes, they go every week to the
+dentist’s. But the little boys kick your shins and the little girls
+offer to slap your face. There’s an immense literature entirely
+addressed to them in which the kicking of shins and the slapping of faces
+carries the day. As a woman of fifty I protest, I insist on being judged
+by my peers. It’s too late, however, for several millions of little feet
+are actively engaged in stamping out conversation, and I don’t see how
+they can long fail to keep it under. The future’s theirs; adult forms
+will evidently be at an increasing discount. Longfellow wrote a charming
+little poem called “The Children’s Hour,” but he ought to have called it
+“The Children’s Century.” And by children I naturally don’t mean simple
+infants; I mean everything of less than twenty. The social importance of
+the young American increases steadily up to that age and then suddenly
+stops. The little girls of course are more important than the lads, but
+the lads are very important too. I’m struck with the way they’re known
+and talked about; they’re small celebrities; they have reputations and
+pretensions; they’re taken very seriously. As for the little girls, as I
+just said, they’re ever so much too many. You’ll say perhaps that my
+fifty years and my red face are jealous of them. I don’t think so,
+because I don’t suffer; my red face doesn’t frighten people away, and I
+always find plenty of talkers. The young things themselves, I believe,
+like me very much, and I delight in the young things. They’re often very
+pretty; not so pretty as people say in the magazines, but pretty enough.
+The magazines rather overdo that; they make a mistake. I’ve seen no
+great beauties, but the level of prettiness is high, and occasionally one
+sees a woman completely handsome. (As a general thing, a pretty person
+here means a person with a pretty face. The figure’s rarely mentioned,
+though there are several good ones.) The level of prettiness is high,
+but the level of conversation is low; that’s one of the signs of its
+being a young ladies’ country. There are a good many things young ladies
+can’t talk about, but think of all the things they can when they are as
+clever as most of these. Perhaps one ought to content one’s self with
+that measure, but it’s difficult if one has lived long by a larger one.
+This one’s decidedly narrow—I stretch it sometimes till it cracks. Then
+it is they call me coarse, which I undoubtedly am, thank goodness.
+
+What it comes to, obviously, is that people’s talk is much less
+conveniently free than in Europe; I’m struck with that wherever I go.
+There are certain things that are never said at all, certain allusions
+that are never made. There are no light stories, no propos risqués. I
+don’t know exactly what people find to bite into, for the supply of
+scandal’s small and it’s little more than twaddle at that. They don’t
+seem, however, to lack topics. The little girls are always there; they
+keep the gates of conversation; very little passes that’s not innocent.
+I find we do very well without wickedness, and for myself, as I take my
+ease, I don’t miss my liberties. You remember what I thought of the tone
+of your table in Florence last year, and how surprised you were when I
+asked you why you allowed such things. You said they were like the
+courses of the seasons; one couldn’t prevent them; also that to change
+the tone of your table you’d have to change so many other things. Of
+course in your house one never saw a little girl; I was the only spinster
+and no one was afraid of me. Likewise if talk’s more innocent in this
+country manners are so to begin with. The liberty of the young people is
+the strongest proof of it. The little girls are let loose in the world,
+and the world gets more good of it than ces demoiselles get harm. In
+your world—pardon me, but you know what I mean—this wouldn’t do at all.
+Your world’s a sad affair—the young ladies would encounter all sorts of
+horrors. Over here, considering the way they knock about, they remain
+wonderfully simple, and the reason is that society protects them instead
+of setting them traps. There’s almost no gallantry as you understand it;
+the flirtations are child’s play. People have no time for making love;
+the men in particular are extremely busy. I’m told that sort of thing
+consumes hours; I’ve never had any time for it myself. If the leisure
+class should increase here considerably there may possibly be a change;
+but I doubt it, for the women seem to me in all essentials exceedingly
+reserved. Great superficial frankness, but an extreme dread of
+complications. The men strike me as very good fellows. I find them at
+bottom better than the women, who if not inveterately hard haven’t at
+least the European, the (as I heard some one once call it) chemical
+softness. They’re not so nice to the men as the men are to them; I mean
+of course in proportion, you know. But women aren’t so nice as men
+“anyway,” as they say here.
+
+The men at any rate are professional, commercial; there are very few
+gentlemen pure and simple. This personage needs to be very well done,
+however, to be of great utility; and I suppose you won’t pretend he’s
+always well done in your countries. When he’s not, the less of him the
+better. It’s very much the same indeed with the system on which the
+female young are brought up. (You see I have to come back to the female
+young.) When it succeeds they’re the most charming creatures possible;
+when it doesn’t the failure’s disastrous. If a girl’s a very nice girl
+the American method brings her to great completeness—makes all her graces
+flower; but if she isn’t nice it plays the devil with any possible
+compromise or _biais_ in the interest of social convenience. In a word
+the American girl’s rarely negative, and when she isn’t a great success
+she’s a great warning. In nineteen cases out of twenty, among the people
+who know how to live—I won’t say what _their_ proportion is—the results
+are highly satisfactory. The girls aren’t shy, but I don’t know why they
+should be, for there’s really nothing here to be afraid of. Manners are
+very gentle, very humane; the democratic system deprives people of
+weapons that every one doesn’t equally possess. No one’s formidable; no
+one’s on stilts; no one has great pretensions or any recognised right to
+be arrogant. I think there’s not much wickedness, and there’s certainly
+less human or social cruelty—less than in “good” (that is in more
+amusing) society. Every one can sit—no one’s kept standing. One’s much
+less liable to be snubbed, which you will say is a pity. I think it
+is—to a certain extent; but on the other hand folly’s less fatuous in
+form than in your countries; and as people generally have fewer revenges
+to take there’s less need of their being squashed in advance. The
+general good nature, the social equality, deprive them of triumphs on the
+one hand and of grievances on the other. There’s extremely little
+impertinence, there’s almost none. You’ll say I’m describing a terrible
+world, a world without great figures or great social prizes. You’ve hit
+it, my dear—there are no great figures. (The great prize of course in
+Europe is the opportunity to _be_ a great figure.) You’d miss these
+things a good deal—you who delight to recognise greatness; and my advice
+to you therefore is never to come back. You’d miss the small people even
+more than the great; every one’s middle-sized, and you can never have
+that momentary sense of profiting by the elevation of your class which is
+so agreeable in Europe. I needn’t add that you don’t, either, languish
+with its depression. There are at all events no brilliant types—the most
+important people seem to lack dignity. They’re very bourgeois; they make
+little jokes; on occasion they make puns; they’ve no form; they’re too
+good-natured. The men have no style; the women, who are fidgety and talk
+too much, have it only in their tournures, where they have it
+superabundantly.
+
+Well, I console myself—since consolation is needed—with the greater
+bonhomie. Have you ever arrived at an English country-house in the dusk
+of a winter’s day? Have you ever made a call in London when you knew
+nobody but the hostess? People here are more expressive, more
+demonstrative; and it’s a pleasure, when one comes back—if one happens,
+like me, to be no one in particular—to feel one’s merely personal and
+unclassified value rise. They attend to you more; they have you on their
+mind; they talk to you; they listen to you. That is the men do; the
+women listen very little—not enough. They interrupt, they prattle, one
+feels their presence too much as importunate and untrained sound. I
+imagine this is partly because their wits are quick and they think of a
+good many things to say; not indeed that they always say such wonders!
+Perfect repose, after all, is not _all_ self-control; it’s also partly
+stupidity. American women, however, make too many vague exclamations—say
+too many indefinite things, have in short still a great deal of nature.
+The American order or climate or whatever gives them a nature they _can_
+let loose. Europe has to protect itself with more art. On the whole I
+find very little affectation, though we shall probably have more as we
+improve. As yet people haven’t the assurance that carries those things
+off; they know too much about each other. The trouble is that over here
+we’ve all been brought up together. You’ll think this a picture of a
+dreadfully insipid society; but I hasten to add that it’s not all so tame
+as that. I’ve been speaking of the people that one meets socially, and
+these’re the smallest part of American life. The others—those one meets
+on a basis of mere convenience—are much more exciting; they keep one’s
+temper in healthy exercise. I mean the people in the shops and on the
+railroads; the servants, the hack-men, the labourers, the conductors;
+every one of whom you buy anything or have occasion to make an inquiry.
+With them you need all your best manners, for you must always have enough
+for two. If you think we’re _too_ democratic taste a little of American
+life in these walks and you’ll be reassured. This is the region of
+inequality, and you’ll find plenty of people to make your curtsey to.
+You see it from below—the weight of inequality’s on your own back. You
+asked me to tell you about prices. They’re unspeakable.
+
+
+
+IV
+FROM THE RIGHT HON. EDWARD ANTROBUS, M.P., IN BOSTON TO THE HONOURABLE
+MRS. ANTROBUS
+
+
+ _November_ 1880.
+
+MY DEAR SUSAN,
+
+I sent you a post-card on the 13th and a native newspaper yesterday; I
+really have had no time to write. I sent you the newspaper partly
+because it contained a report—extremely incorrect—of some remarks I made
+at the meeting of the Association of the Teachers of New England; partly
+because it’s so curious that I thought it would interest you and the
+children. I cut out some portions I didn’t think it well the children
+should go into—the passages remaining contain the most striking features.
+Please point out to the children the peculiar orthography, which probably
+will be adopted in England by the time they are grown up; the amusing
+oddities of expression and the like. Some of them are intentional;
+you’ll have heard of the celebrated American humour—remind me, by the
+way, on my return to Thistleton, to give you a few of the examples of it
+that my own experience supplies. Certain other of the journalistic
+eccentricities I speak of are unconscious and are perhaps on that account
+the more diverting. Point out to the children the difference—in so far
+as you’re sure that you yourself perceive it. You must excuse me if
+these lines are not very legible; I’m writing them by the light of a
+railway lamp which rattles above my left ear; it being only at odd
+moments that I can find time to extend my personal researches. You’ll
+say this is a very odd moment indeed when I tell you I’m in bed in a
+sleeping-car. I occupy the upper berth (I will explain to you the
+arrangement when I return) while the lower forms the couch—the jolts are
+fearful—of an unknown female. You’ll be very anxious for my explanation,
+but I assure you that the circumstance I mention is the custom of the
+country. I myself am assured that a lady may travel in this manner all
+over the Union (the Union of States) without a loss of consideration. In
+case of her occupying the upper berth I presume it would be different,
+but I must make inquiries on this point. Whether it be the fact that a
+mysterious being of another sex has retired to rest behind the same
+curtains, or whether it be the swing of the train, which rushes through
+the air with very much the same movement as the tail of a kite, the
+situation is at the best so anomalous that I’m unable to sleep. A
+ventilator’s open just over my head, and a lively draught, mingled with a
+drizzle of cinders, pours in through this dubious advantage. (I will
+describe to you its mechanism on my return.) If I had occupied the lower
+berth I should have had a whole window to myself, and by drawing back the
+blind—a safe proceeding at the dead of night—I should have been able, by
+the light of an extraordinary brilliant moon, to see a little better what
+I write. The question occurs to me, however, would the lady below me in
+that case have ascended to the upper berth? (You know my old taste for
+hypothetic questions.) I incline to think (from what I have seen) that
+she would simply have requested me to evacuate my own couch. (The ladies
+in this country ask for anything they want.) In this case, I suppose, I
+should have had an extensive view of the country, which, from what I saw
+of it before I turned in (while the sharer of my privacy was going to
+bed) offered a rather ragged expanse dotted with little white wooden
+houses that resembled in the moonshine large pasteboard boxes. I’ve been
+unable to ascertain as precisely as I should wish by whom these modest
+residences are occupied; for they are too small to be the homes of
+country gentlemen, there’s no peasantry here, and (in New England, for
+all the corn comes from the far West) there are no yeomen nor farmers.
+The information one receives in this country is apt to be rather
+conflicting, but I’m determined to sift the mystery to the bottom.
+
+I’ve already noted down a multitude of facts bearing on the points that
+interest me most—the operation of the school-boards, the co-education of
+the sexes, the elevation of the tone of the lower classes, the
+participation of the latter in political life. Political life indeed is
+almost wholly confined to the lower middle class and the upper section of
+the lower class. In fact in some of the large towns the lowest order of
+all participates considerably—a very interesting phase, to which I shall
+give more attention. It’s very gratifying to see the taste for public
+affairs pervading so many social strata, but the indifference of the
+gentry is a fact not to be lightly considered. It may be objected
+perhaps that there are no gentry; and it’s very true that I’ve not yet
+encountered a character of the type of Lord Bottomley—a type which I’m
+free to confess I should be sorry to see disappear from our English
+system, if system it may be called where so much is the growth of blind
+and incoherent forces. It’s nevertheless obvious that an idle and
+luxurious class exists in this country and that it’s less exempt than in
+our own from the reproach of preferring inglorious ease to the
+furtherance of liberal ideas. It’s rapidly increasing, and I’m not sure
+that the indefinite growth of the dilettante spirit, in connexion with
+large and lavishly-expended wealth, is an unmixed good even in a society
+in which freedom of development has obtained so many interesting
+triumphs. The fact that this body is not represented in the governing
+class is perhaps as much the result of the jealousy with which it is
+viewed by the more earnest workers as of its own (I dare not perhaps
+apply a harsher term than) levity. Such at least is the impression made
+on me in the Middle States and in New England; in the South-west, the
+North-west and the far West it will doubtless be liable to correction.
+These divisions are probably new to you; but they are the general
+denomination of large and flourishing communities, with which I hope to
+make myself at least superficially acquainted. The fatigue of
+traversing, as I habitually do, three or four hundred miles at a bound,
+is of course considerable; but there is usually much to feed the mind by
+the way. The conductors of the trains, with whom I freely converse, are
+often men of vigorous and original views and even of some social
+eminence. One of them a few days ago gave me a letter of introduction to
+his brother-in-law, who’s president of a Western University. Don’t have
+any fear therefore that I’m not in the best society!
+
+The arrangements for travelling are as a general thing extremely
+ingenious, as you will probably have inferred from what I told you above;
+but it must at the same time be conceded that some of them are more
+ingenious than happy. Some of the facilities with regard to luggage, the
+transmission of parcels and the like are doubtless very useful when
+thoroughly mastered, but I’ve not yet succeeded in availing myself of
+them without disaster. There are on the other hand no cabs and no
+porters, and I’ve calculated that I’ve myself carried my
+_impedimenta_—which, you know, are somewhat numerous, and from which I
+can’t bear to be separated—some seventy or eighty miles. I have
+sometimes thought it was a great mistake not to bring Plummeridge—he
+would have been useful on such occasions. On the other hand the
+startling question would have presented itself of who would have carried
+Plummeridge’s portmanteau? He would have been useful indeed for brushing
+and packing my clothes and getting me my tub; I travel with a large tin
+one—there are none to be obtained at the inns—and the transport of this
+receptacle often presents the most insoluble difficulties. It is often
+too an object of considerable embarrassment in arriving at private
+houses, where the servants have less reserve of manner than in England;
+and to tell you the truth I’m by no means certain at the present moment
+that the tub has been placed in the train with me. “On board” the train
+is the consecrated phrase here; it’s an allusion to the tossing and
+pitching of the concatenation of cars, so similar to that of a vessel in
+a storm. As I was about to inquire, however, Who would get Plummeridge
+_his_ tub and attend to his little comforts? We couldn’t very well make
+our appearance, on arriving for a visit, with _two_ of the utensils I’ve
+named; even if as regards a single one I have had the courage, as I may
+say, of a lifelong habit. It would hardly be expected that we should
+both use the same; though there have been occasions in my travels as to
+which I see no way of blinking the fact that Plummeridge would have had
+to sit down to dinner with me. Such a contingency would completely have
+unnerved him, so that on the whole it was doubtless the wiser part to
+leave him respectfully touching his hat on the tender in the Mersey. No
+one touches his hat over here, and, deem this who will the sign of a more
+advanced social order, I confess that when I see poor Plummeridge again
+that familiar little gesture—familiar I mean only in the sense of one’s
+immemorial acquaintance with it—will give me a measurable satisfaction.
+You’ll see from what I tell you that democracy is not a mere word in this
+country, and I could give you many more instances of its universal reign.
+This, however, is what we come here to look at and, in so far as there
+appears proper occasion, to admire; though I’m by no means sure that we
+can hope to establish within an appreciable time a corresponding change
+in the somewhat rigid fabric of English manners. I’m not even inclined
+to believe such a change desirable; you know this is one of the points on
+which I don’t as yet see my way to going so far as Lord B. I’ve always
+held that there’s a certain social ideal of inequality as well as of
+equality, and if I’ve found the people of this country, as a general
+thing, quite equal to each other, I’m not quite ready to go so far as to
+say that, as a whole, they’re equal to—pardon that dreadful blot! The
+movement of the train and the precarious nature of the light—it is close
+to my nose and most offensive—would, I flatter myself, long since have
+got the better of a less resolute diarist!
+
+What I was distinctly _not_ prepared for is the very considerable body of
+aristocratic feeling that lurks beneath this republican simplicity. I’ve
+on several occasions been made the confidant of these romantic but
+delusive vagaries, of which the stronghold appears to be the Empire
+City—a slang name for the rich and predominant, but unprecedentedly
+maladministered and disillusioned New York. I was assured in many
+quarters that this great desperate eternally-swindled city at least is
+ripe, everything else failing, for the monarchical experiment or
+revolution, and that if one of the Queen’s sons would come over to sound
+the possibilities he would meet with the highest encouragement. This
+information was given me in strict confidence, with closed doors, as it
+were; it reminded me a good deal of the dreams of the old Jacobites when
+they whispered their messages to the king across the water. I doubt,
+however, whether these less excusable visionaries will be able to secure
+the services of a Pretender, for I fear that in such a case he would
+encounter a still more fatal Culloden. I have given a good deal of time,
+as I told you, to the educational system, and have visited no fewer than
+one hundred and forty-three schools and colleges. It’s extraordinary the
+number of persons who are being educated in this country; and yet at the
+same time the tone of the people is less scholarly than one might expect.
+A lady a few days since described to me her daughter as being always “on
+the go,” which I take to be a jocular way of saying that the young lady
+was very fond of paying visits. Another person, the wife of a United
+States Senator, informed me that if I should go to Washington in January
+I should be quite “in the swim.” I don’t regard myself as slow to grasp
+new meanings, however whimsical; but in this case the lady’s explanation
+made her phrase rather more than less ambiguous. To say that I’m on the
+go describes very accurately my own situation. I went yesterday to the
+Poganuc High School, to hear fifty-seven boys and girls recite in unison
+a most remarkable ode to the American flag, and shortly afterward
+attended a ladies’ luncheon at which some eighty or ninety of the sex
+were present. There was only one individual in trousers—his trousers, by
+the way, though he brought several pair, begin to testify to the fury of
+his movements! The men in America absent themselves systematically from
+this meal, at which ladies assemble in large numbers to discuss
+religious, political and social topics.
+
+Immense female symposia at which every delicacy is provided are one of
+the most striking features of American life, and would seem to prove that
+our sex is scarcely so indispensable in the scheme of creation as it
+sometimes supposes. I’ve been admitted on the footing of an
+Englishman—“just to show you some of our bright women,” the hostess
+yesterday remarked. (“Bright” here has the meaning of _intellectually
+remarkable_.) I noted indeed the frequency of the predominantly
+cerebral—as they call it here “brainy”—type. These rather oddly
+invidious banquets are organised according to age, for I’ve also been
+present as an inquiring stranger at several “girls’ lunches,” from which
+married ladies are rigidly excluded, but here the fair revellers were
+equally numerous and equally “bright.” There’s a good deal I should like
+to tell you about my study of the educational question, but my position’s
+now somewhat cramped, and I must dismiss the subject briefly. My leading
+impression is that the children are better educated (in proportion of
+course) than the adults. The position of a child is on the whole one of
+great distinction. There’s a popular ballad of which the refrain, if I’m
+not mistaken, is “Make me a child again just for to-night!” and which
+seems to express the sentiment of regret for lost privileges. At all
+events they are a powerful and independent class, and have organs, of
+immense circulation, in the press. They are often extremely “bright.”
+I’ve talked with a great many teachers, most of them lady-teachers, as
+they are here called. The phrase doesn’t mean teachers of ladies, as you
+might suppose, but applies to the sex of the instructress, who often has
+large classes of young men under her control. I was lately introduced to
+a young woman of twenty-three who occupies the chair of Moral Philosophy
+and Belles-Lettres in a Western University and who told me with the
+utmost frankness that she’s “just adored” by the undergraduates. This
+young woman was the daughter of a petty trader in one of the
+South-western States and had studied at Amanda College in Missourah, an
+institution at which young people of the two sexes pursue their education
+together. She was very pretty and modest, and expressed a great desire
+to see something of English country life, in consequence of which I made
+her promise to come down to Thistleton in the event of her crossing the
+Atlantic. She’s not the least like Gwendolen or Charlotte, and I’m not
+prepared to say how they would get on with her; the boys would probably
+do better. Still, I think her acquaintance would be of value to dear
+Miss Gulp, and the two might pass their time very pleasantly in the
+school-room. I grant you freely that those I have seen here are much
+less comfortable than the school-room at Thistleton. Has Charlotte, by
+the way, designed any more texts for the walls? I’ve been extremely
+interested in my visit to Philadelphia, where I saw several thousand
+little red houses with white steps, occupied by intelligent artisans and
+arranged (in streets) on the rectangular system. Improved
+cooking-stoves, rosewood pianos, gas and hot water, esthetic furniture
+and complete sets of the British Essayists. A tramway through every
+street; every block of exactly equal length; blocks and houses
+economically lettered and numbered. There’s absolutely no loss of time
+and no need of looking for, or indeed _at_, anything. The mind always on
+one’s object; it’s very delightful.
+
+
+
+V
+FROM LOUIS LEVERETT IN BOSTON TO HARVARD TREMONT IN PARIS
+
+
+ _November_ 1880.
+
+The scales have turned, my sympathetic Harvard, and the beam that has
+lifted you up has dropped me again on this terribly hard spot. I’m
+extremely sorry to have missed you in London, but I received your little
+note and took due heed of your injunction to let you know how I got on.
+I don’t get on at all, my dear Harvard—I’m consumed with the love of the
+further shore. I’ve been so long away that I’ve dropped out of my place
+in this little Boston world and the shallow tides of New England life
+have closed over it. I’m a stranger here and find it hard to believe I
+ever was a native. It’s very hard, very cold, very vacant. I think of
+your warm rich Paris; I think of the Boulevard Saint-Michel on the mild
+spring evenings; I see the little corner by the window (of the Café de la
+Jeunesse) where I used to sit: the doors are open, the soft deep breath
+of the great city comes in. The sense is of a supreme splendour and an
+incomparable arrangement, yet there’s a kind of tone, of body, in the
+radiance; the mighty murmur of the ripest civilisation in the world comes
+in; the dear old _peuple de Paris_, the most interesting people in the
+world, pass by. I’ve a little book in my pocket; it’s exquisitely
+printed, a modern Elzevir. It consists of a lyric cry from the heart of
+young France and is full of the sentiment of form. There’s no form here,
+dear Harvard; I had no idea how little form there is. I don’t know what
+I shall do; I feel so undraped, so uncurtained, so uncushioned; I feel as
+if I were sitting in the centre of a mighty “reflector.” A terrible
+crude glare is over everything; the earth looks peeled and excoriated;
+the raw heavens seem to bleed with the quick hard light.
+
+I’ve not got back my rooms in West Cedar Street; they’re occupied by a
+mesmeric healer. I’m staying at an hotel and it’s all very dreadful.
+Nothing for one’s self, nothing for one’s preferences and habits. No one
+to receive you when you arrive; you push in through a crowd, you edge up
+to a counter, you write your name in a horrible book where every one may
+come and stare at it and finger it. A man behind the counter stares at
+you in silence; his stare seems to say “What the devil do _you_ want?”
+But after this stare he never looks at you again. He tosses down a key
+at you; he presses a bell; a savage Irishman arrives. “Take him away,”
+he seems to say to the Irishman; but it’s all done in silence; there’s no
+answer to your own wild wail—“What’s to be done with me, please?” “Wait
+and you’ll see” the awful silence seems to say. There’s a great crowd
+round you, but there’s also a great stillness; every now and then you
+hear some one expectorate. There are a thousand people in this huge and
+hideous structure; they feed together in a big white-walled room. It’s
+lighted by a thousand gas-jets and heated by cast-iron screens which
+vomit forth torrents of scorching air. The temperature’s terrible; the
+atmosphere’s more so; the furious light and heat seem to intensify the
+dreadful definiteness. When things are so ugly they shouldn’t be so
+definite, and they’re terribly ugly here. There’s no mystery in the
+corners, there’s no light and shade in the types. The people are haggard
+and joyless; they look as if they had no passions, no tastes, no senses.
+They sit feeding in silence under the dry hard light; occasionally I hear
+the high firm note of a child. The servants are black and familiar;
+their faces shine as they shuffle about; there are blue tones in their
+dark masks. They’ve no manners; they address but don’t answer you; they
+plant themselves at your elbow (it rubs their clothes as you eat) and
+watch you as if your proceedings were strange. They deluge you with iced
+water; it’s the only thing they’ll bring you; if you look round to summon
+them they’ve gone for more. If you read the newspaper—which I don’t,
+gracious heaven, I can’t!—they hang over your shoulder and peruse it
+also. I always fold it up and present it to them; the newspapers here
+are indeed for an African taste.
+
+Then there are long corridors defended by gusts of hot air; down the
+middle swoops a pale little girl on parlour skates. “Get out of my way!”
+she shrieks as she passes; she has ribbons in her hair and frills on her
+dress; she makes the tour of the immense hotel. I think of Puck, who put
+a girdle round the earth in forty minutes, and wonder what _he_ said as
+he flitted by. A black waiter marches past me bearing a tray that he
+thrusts into my spine as he goes. It’s laden with large white jugs; they
+tinkle as he moves, and I recognise the unconsoling fluid. We’re dying
+of iced water, of hot air, of flaring gas. I sit in my room thinking of
+these things—this room of mine which is a chamber of pain. The walls are
+white and bare, they shine in the rays of a horrible chandelier of
+imitation bronze which depends from the middle of the ceiling. It flings
+a patch of shadow on a small table covered with white marble, of which
+the genial surface supports at the present moment the sheet of paper I
+thus employ for you; and when I go to bed (I like to read in bed,
+Harvard) it becomes an object of mockery and torment. It dangles at
+inaccessible heights; it stares me in the face; it flings the light on
+the covers of my book but not upon the page—the little French Elzevir I
+love so well. I rise and put out the gas—when my room becomes even
+lighter than before. Then a crude illumination from the hall, from the
+neighbouring room, pours through the glass openings that surmount the two
+doors of my apartment. It covers my bed, where I toss and groan; it
+beats in through my closed lids; it’s accompanied by the most vulgar,
+though the most human, sounds. I spring up to call for some help, some
+remedy; but there’s no bell and I feel desolate and weak. There’s only a
+strange orifice in the wall, through which the traveller in distress may
+transmit his appeal. I fill it with incoherent sounds, and sounds more
+incoherent yet come back to me. I gather at last their meaning; they
+appear to constitute an awful inquiry. A hollow impersonal voice wishes
+to know what I want, and the very question paralyses me. I want
+everything—yet I want nothing, nothing this hard impersonality can give!
+I want my little corner of Paris; I want the rich, the deep, the dark Old
+World; I want to be out of this horrible place. Yet I can’t confide all
+this to that mechanical tube; it would be of no use; a barbarous laugh
+would come up from the office. Fancy appealing in these sacred, these
+intimate moments to an “office”; fancy calling out into indifferent space
+for a candle, for a curtain! I pay incalculable sums in this dreadful
+house, and yet haven’t a creature to assist me. I fling myself back on
+my couch and for a long time afterwards the orifice in the wall emits
+strange murmurs and rumblings. It seems unsatisfied and indignant and is
+evidently scolding me for my vagueness. My vagueness indeed, dear
+Harvard! I loathe their horrible arrangements—isn’t that definite
+enough?
+
+You asked me to tell you whom I see and what I think of my friends. I
+haven’t very many; I don’t feel at all _en rapport_. The people are very
+good, very serious, very devoted to their work; but there’s a terrible
+absence of variety of type. Every one’s Mr. Jones, Mr. Brown, and every
+one looks like Mr. Jones and Mr. Brown. They’re thin, they’re diluted in
+the great tepid bath of Democracy! They lack completeness of identity;
+they’re quite without modelling. No, they’re not beautiful, my poor
+Harvard; it must be whispered that they’re not beautiful. You may say
+that they’re as beautiful as the French, as the Germans; but I can’t
+agree with you there. The French, the Germans, have the greatest beauty
+of all, the beauty of their ugliness—the beauty of the strange, the
+grotesque. These people are not even ugly—they’re only plain. Many of
+the girls are pretty, but to be only pretty is (to my sense) to be plain.
+Yet I’ve had some talk. I’ve seen a young woman. She was on the
+steamer, and I afterwards saw her in New York—a mere maiden thing, yet a
+peculiar type, a real personality: a great deal of modelling, a great
+deal of colour, and withal something elusive and ambiguous. She was not,
+however, of this country; she was a compound of far-off things. But she
+was looking for something here—like me. We found each other, and for a
+moment that was enough. I’ve lost her now; I’m sorry, because she liked
+to listen to me. She has passed away; I shall not see her again. She
+liked to listen to me; she almost understood.
+
+
+
+VI
+FROM M. GUSTAVE LEJAUNE OF THE FRENCH ACADEMY IN WASHINGTON TO M. ADOLPHE
+BOUCHE IN PARIS
+
+
+ _December_ 1880.
+
+I give you my little notes; you must make allowances for haste, for bad
+inns, for the perpetual scramble, for ill-humour. Everywhere the same
+impression—the platitude of unbalanced democracy intensified by the
+platitude of the spirit of commerce. Everything on an immense
+scale—everything illustrated by millions of examples. My brother-in-law
+is always busy; he has appointments, inspections, interviews, disputes.
+The people, it appears, are incredibly sharp in conversation, in
+argument; they wait for you in silence at the corner of the road and then
+suddenly discharge their revolver. If you fall they empty your pockets;
+the only chance is to shoot them first. With this no amenities, no
+preliminaries, no manners, no care for the appearance. I wander about
+while my brother’s occupied; I lounge along the streets; I stop at the
+corners; I look into the shops; _je regarde passer les femmes_. It’s an
+easy country to see; one sees everything there is; the civilisation’s
+skin deep; you don’t have to dig. This positive practical pushing
+bourgeoisie is always about its business; it lives in the street, in the
+hotel, in the train; one’s always in a crowd—there are seventy-five
+people in the tramway. They sit in your lap; they stand on your toes;
+when they wish to pass they simply push you. Everything in silence; they
+know that silence is golden and they’ve the worship of gold. When the
+conductor wishes your fare he gives you a poke, very serious, without a
+word. As for the types—but there’s only one, they’re all variations of
+the same—the commis-voyageur _minus_ the gaiety. The women are often
+pretty; you meet the young ones in the streets, in the trains, in search
+of a husband. They look at you frankly, coldly, judicially, to see if
+you’ll serve; but they don’t want what you might think (_du moines on me
+l’assure_); they only want the husband. A Frenchman may mistake; he
+needs to be sure he’s right, and I always make sure. They begin at
+fifteen; the mother sends them out; it lasts all day (with an interval
+for dinner at a pastry-cook’s); sometimes it goes on for ten years. If
+they haven’t by that time found him they give it up; they make place for
+the _cadettes_, as the number of women is enormous. No salons, no
+society, no conversation; people don’t receive at home; the young girls
+have to look for the husband where they can. It’s no disgrace not to
+find him—several have never done so. They continue to go about
+unmarried—from the force of habit, from the love of movement, without
+hopes, without regrets. There’s no imagination, no sensibility, no
+desire for the convent.
+
+We’ve made several journeys—few of less than three hundred miles.
+Enormous trains, enormous _wagons_, with beds and lavatories, with
+negroes who brush you with a big broom, as if they were grooming a horse.
+A bounding movement, a roaring noise, a crowd of people who look horribly
+tired, a boy who passes up and down hurling pamphlets and sweetmeats into
+your face: that’s an American journey. There are windows in the
+_wagons_—enormous like everything else; but there’s nothing to see. The
+country’s a void—no features, no objects, no details, nothing to show you
+that you’re in one place more than another. _Aussi_ you’re not in one
+place, you’re everywhere, anywhere; the train goes a hundred miles an
+hour. The cities are all the same; little houses ten feet high or else
+big ones two hundred; tramways, telegraph-poles, enormous signs, holes in
+the pavement, oceans of mud, commis-voyageurs, young ladies looking for
+the husband. On the other hand no beggars and no _cocottes_—none at
+least that you see. A colossal mediocrity, except (my brother-in-law
+tells me) in the machinery, which is magnificent. Naturally no
+architecture (they make houses of wood and of iron), no art, no
+literature, no theatre. I’ve opened some of the books—_ils ne se
+laissent pas lire_. No form, no matter, no style, no general ideas: they
+seem written for children and young ladies. The most successful (those
+that they praise most) are the facetious; they sell in thousands of
+editions. I’ve looked into some of the most _vantés_; but you need to be
+forewarned to know they’re amusing; grins through a horse-collar,
+burlesques of the Bible, _des plaisanteries de croquemort_. They’ve a
+novelist with pretensions to literature who writes about the chase for
+the husband and the adventures of the rich Americans in our corrupt old
+Europe, where their primeval candour puts the Europeans to shame. _C’est
+proprement écrit_, but it’s terribly pale. What isn’t pale is the
+newspapers—enormous, like everything else (fifty columns of
+advertisements), and full of the _commérages_ of a continent. And such a
+tone, _grand Dieu_! The amenities, the personalities, the
+recriminations, are like so many _coups de revolver_. Headings six
+inches tall; correspondences from places one never heard of; telegrams
+from Europe about Sarah Bernhardt; little paragraphs about nothing at
+all—the _menu_ of the neighbour’s dinner; articles on the European
+situation _à pouffer de rire_; all the _tripotage_ of local politics.
+The _reportage_ is incredible; I’m chased up and down by the
+interviewers. The matrimonial infelicities of M. and Madame X. (they
+give the name) _tout au long_, with every detail—not in six lines,
+discreetly veiled, with an art of insinuation, as with us; but with all
+the facts (or the fictions), the letters, the dates, the places, the
+hours. I open a paper at hazard and find _au beau milieu_, apropos of
+nothing, the announcement: “Miss Susan Green has the longest nose in
+Western New York.” Miss Susan Green (_je me renseigne_) is a celebrated
+authoress, and the Americans have the reputation of spoiling their women.
+They spoil them _à coups de poing_.
+
+We’ve seen few interiors (no one speaks French); but if the newspapers
+give an idea of the domestic _mœurs_, the _mœurs_ must be curious. The
+passport’s abolished, but they’ve printed my _signalement_ in these
+sheets—perhaps for the young ladies who look for the husband. We went
+one night to the theatre; the piece was French (they are the only ones)
+but the acting American—too American; we came out in the middle. The
+want of taste is incredible. An Englishman whom I met tells me that even
+the language corrupts itself from day to day; the Englishman ceases to
+understand. It encourages me to find I’m not the only one. There are
+things every day that one can’t describe. Such is Washington, where we
+arrived this morning, coming from Philadelphia. My brother-in-law wishes
+to see the Bureau of Patents, and on our arrival he went to look at his
+machines while I walked about the streets and visited the Capitol! The
+human machine is what interests me most. I don’t even care for the
+political—for that’s what they call their Government here, “the machine.”
+It operates very roughly, and some day evidently will explode. It is
+true that you’d never suspect they _have_ a government; this is the
+principal seat, but, save for three or four big buildings, most of them
+_affreux_, it looks like a settlement of negroes. No movement, no
+officials, no authority, no embodiment of the State. Enormous streets,
+_comme toujours_, lined with little red houses where nothing ever passes
+but the tramway. The Capitol—a vast structure, false classic, white
+marble, iron and stucco, which has _assez grand air_—must be seen to be
+appreciated. The goddess of liberty on the top, dressed in a bear’s
+skin; their liberty over here is the liberty of bears. You go into the
+Capitol as you would into a railway station; you walk about as you would
+in the Palais Royal. No functionaries, no door-keepers, no officers, no
+uniforms, no badges, no reservations, no authority—nothing but a crowd of
+shabby people circulating in a labyrinth of spittoons. We’re too much
+governed perhaps in France; but at least we have a certain incarnation of
+the national conscience, of the national dignity. The dignity’s absent
+here, and I’m told the public conscience is an abyss. “_L’état c’est
+moi_” even—I like that better than the spittoons. These implements are
+architectural, monumental; they’re the only monuments. _En somme_ the
+country’s interesting, now that we too have the Republic; it is the
+biggest illustration, the biggest warning. It’s the last word of
+democracy, and that word is—platitude. It’s very big, very rich, and
+perfectly ugly. A Frenchman couldn’t live here; for life with us, after
+all, at the worst, is a sort of appreciation. Here one has nothing to
+appreciate. As for the people, they’re the English _minus_ the
+conventions. You can fancy what remains. The women, _pourtant_, are
+sometimes rather well turned. There was one at Philadelphia—I made her
+acquaintance by accident—whom it’s probable I shall see again. She’s not
+looking for the husband; she has already got one. It was at the hotel; I
+think the husband doesn’t matter. A Frenchman, as I’ve said, may
+mistake, and he needs to be sure he’s right. _Aussi_ I always make sure!
+
+
+
+VII
+FROM MARCELLUS COCKEREL IN WASHINGTON TO MRS. COOLER, NÉE COCKEREL, AT
+OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA
+
+
+ _October_ 1880.
+
+I ought to have written you long before this, for I’ve had your last
+excellent letter these four months in my hands. The first half of that
+time I was still in Europe, the last I’ve spent on my native soil. I
+think accordingly my silence is owing to the fact that over there I was
+too miserable to write and that here I’ve been too happy. I got back the
+1st of September—you’ll have seen it in the papers. Delightful country
+where one sees everything in the papers—the big familiar vulgar
+good-natured delightful papers, none of which has any reputation to keep
+up for anything but getting the news! I really think that has had as
+much to do as anything else with my satisfaction at getting home—the
+difference in what they call the “tone of the press.” In Europe it’s too
+dreary—the sapience, the solemnity, the false respectability, the
+verbosity, the long disquisitions on superannuated subjects. Here the
+newspapers are like the railroad-trains which carry everything that comes
+to the station and have only the religion of punctuality. As a woman,
+however, you probably detest them; you think they’re (the great word)
+vulgar. I admitted it just now, and I’m very happy to have an early
+opportunity to announce to you that that idea has quite ceased to have
+any terrors for me. There are some conceptions to which the female mind
+can never rise. Vulgarity’s a stupid superficial question-begging
+accusation, which has become to-day the easiest refuge of mediocrity.
+Better than anything else it saves people the trouble of thinking, and
+anything which does that succeeds. You must know that in these last
+three years in Europe I’ve become terribly vulgar myself; that’s one
+service my travels have rendered me. By three years in Europe I mean
+three years in foreign parts altogether, for I spent several months of
+that time in Japan, India and the rest of the East. Do you remember when
+you bade me good-bye in San Francisco the night before I embarked for
+Yokohama? You foretold that I’d take such a fancy to foreign life that
+America would never see me more, and that if you should wish to see me
+(an event you were good enough to regard as possible) you’d have to make
+a rendezvous in Paris or in Rome. I think we made one—which you never
+kept; but I shall never make another for those cities. It was in Paris,
+however, that I got your letter; I remember the moment as well as if it
+were (to my honour) much more recent. You must know that among many
+places I dislike Paris carries the palm. I’m bored to death there; it’s
+the home of every humbug. The life is full of that false comfort which
+is worse than discomfort, and the small fat irritable people give me the
+shivers.
+
+I had been making these reflexions even more devoutly than usual one very
+tiresome evening toward the beginning of last summer when, as I
+re-entered my hotel at ten o’clock, the little reptile of a portress
+handed me your gracious lines. I was in a villainous humour. I had been
+having an overdressed dinner in a stuffy restaurant and had gone from
+there to a suffocating theatre, where, by way of amusement, I saw a play
+in which blood and lies were the least of the horrors. The theatres over
+there are insupportable; the atmosphere’s pestilential. People sit with
+their elbows in your sides; they squeeze past you every half hour. It
+was one of my bad moments—I have a great many in Europe. The
+conventional mechanical play, all in falsetto, which I seemed to have
+seen a thousand times; the horrible faces of the people, the pushing
+bullying _ouvreuse_ with her false politeness and her real rapacity,
+drove me out of the place at the end of an hour; and as it was too early
+to go home, I sat down before a café on the Boulevard, where they served
+me a glass of sour watery beer. There on the Boulevard, in the summer
+night, life itself was even uglier than the play, and it wouldn’t do for
+me to tell you what I saw. Besides, I was sick of the Boulevard, with
+its eternal grimace and the deadly sameness of the _article de Paris_,
+which pretends to be so various—the shop-windows a wilderness of rubbish
+and the passers-by a procession of manikins. Suddenly it came over me
+that I was supposed to be amusing myself—my face was a yard long—and that
+you probably at that moment were saying to your husband: “He stays away
+so long! What a good time he must be having!” The idea was the first
+thing that had made me smile for a month; I got up and walked home,
+reflecting as I went that I was “seeing Europe” and that after all one
+_must_ see Europe. It was because I had been convinced of this that I
+had come out, and it’s because the operation has been brought to a close
+that I’ve been so happy for the last eight weeks. I was very
+conscientious about it, and, though your letter that night made me
+abominably homesick, I held out to the end, knowing it to be once for
+all. I shan’t trouble Europe again; I shall see America for the rest of
+my days. My long delay has had the advantage that now at least I can
+give you my impressions—I don’t mean of Europe; impressions of Europe are
+easy to get—but of this country as it strikes the reinstated exile. Very
+likely you’ll think them queer; but keep my letter and twenty years hence
+they’ll be quite commonplace. They won’t even be vulgar. It was very
+deliberate, my going round the world. I knew that one ought to see for
+one’s self and that I should have eternity, so to speak, to rest. I
+travelled energetically; I went everywhere and saw everything; took as
+many letters as possible and made as many acquaintances. In short I held
+my nose to the grindstone and here I am back.
+
+Well, the upshot of it all is that I’ve got rid of a superstition. We
+have so many that one the less—perhaps the biggest of all—makes a real
+difference in one’s comfort. The one in question—of course you have
+it—is that there’s no salvation but through Europe. Our salvation is
+here, if we have eyes to see it, and the salvation of Europe into the
+bargain; that is if Europe’s to be saved, which I rather doubt. Of
+course you’ll call me a bird of freedom, a vulgar patriot, a waver of the
+stars and stripes; but I’m in the delightful position of not minding in
+the least what any one calls me. I haven’t a mission; I don’t want to
+preach; I’ve simply arrived at a state of mind. I’ve got Europe off my
+back. You’ve no idea how it simplifies things and how jolly it makes me
+feel. Now I can live, now I can talk. If we wretched Americans could
+only say once for all “Oh Europe be hanged!” we should attend much better
+to our proper business. We’ve simply to mind that business and the rest
+will look after itself. You’ll probably inquire what it is I like better
+over here, and I’ll answer that it’s simply—life. Disagreeables for
+disagreeables I prefer our own. The way I’ve been bored and bullied in
+foreign parts, and the way I’ve had to say I found it pleasant! For a
+good while this appeared to be a sort of congenital obligation, but one
+fine day it occurred to me that there was no obligation at all and that
+it would ease me immensely to admit to myself that (for me at least) all
+those things had no importance. I mean the things they rub into you over
+there; the tiresome international topics, the petty politics, the stupid
+social customs, the baby-house scenery. The vastness and freshness of
+this American world, the great scale and great pace of our development,
+the good sense and good nature of the people, console me for there being
+no cathedrals and no Titians. I hear nothing about Prince Bismarck and
+Gambetta, about the Emperor William and the Czar of Russia, about Lord
+Beaconsfield and the Prince of Wales. I used to get so tired of their
+Mumbo-Jumbo of a Bismarck, of his secrets and surprises, his mysterious
+intentions and oracular words. They revile us for our party politics;
+but what are all the European jealousies and rivalries, their armaments
+and their wars, their rapacities and their mutual lies, but the intensity
+of the spirit of party? What question, what interest, what idea, what
+need of mankind, is involved in any of these things? Their big pompous
+armies drawn up in great silly rows, their gold lace, their salaams,
+their hierarchies, seem a pastime for children: there’s a sense of humour
+and of reality over here that laughs at all that.
+
+Yes, we’re nearer the reality, nearer what they’ll all have to come to.
+The questions of the future are social questions, which the Bismarcks and
+Beaconsfields are very much afraid to see settled; and the sight of a row
+of supercilious potentates holding their peoples like their personal
+property and bristling all over, to make a mutual impression, with
+feathers and sabres, strikes us as a mixture of the grotesque and the
+abominable. What do we care for the mutual impressions of potentates who
+amuse themselves with sitting on people? Those things are their own
+affair, and they ought to be shut up in a dark room to have it out
+together. Once one feels, over here, that the great questions of the
+future are social questions, that a mighty tide is sweeping the world to
+democracy, and that this country is the biggest stage on which the drama
+can be enacted, the fashionable European topics seem petty and parochial.
+They talk about things that we’ve settled ages ago, and the solemnity
+with which they propound to you their little domestic embarrassments
+makes a heavy draft on one’s good nature. In England they were talking
+about the Hares and Rabbits Bill, about the extension of the County
+Franchise, about the Dissenters’ Burials, about the Deceased Wife’s
+Sister, about the abolition of the House of Lords, about heaven knows
+what ridiculous little measure for the propping-up of their ridiculous
+little country. And they call _us_ provincial! It’s hard to sit and
+look respectable while people discuss the utility of the House of Lords
+and the beauty of a State Church, and it’s only in a dowdy musty
+civilisation that you’ll find them doing such things. The lightness and
+clearness of the social air—_that’s_ the great relief in these parts.
+The gentility of bishops, the propriety of parsons, even the
+impressiveness of a restored cathedral, give less of a charm to life than
+that. I used to be furious with the bishops and beadles, with the
+humbuggery of the whole affair, which every one was conscious of but
+which people agreed not to expose because they’d be compromised all
+round. The convenience of life in our conditions, the quick and simple
+arrangements, the absence of the spirit of routine, are a blessed change
+from the stupid stiffness with which I struggled for two long years.
+There were people with swords and cockades who used to order me about;
+for the simplest operation of life I had to kootoo to some bloated
+official. When it was a question of my doing a little differently from
+others the bloated official gasped as if I had given him a blow on the
+stomach; he needed to take a week to think of it.
+
+On the other hand it’s impossible to take an American by surprise; he’s
+ashamed to confess he hasn’t the wit to do a thing another man has had
+the wit to think of. Besides being as good as his neighbour he must
+therefore be as clever—which is an affliction only to people who are
+afraid he may be cleverer. If this general efficiency and spontaneity of
+the people—the union of the sense of freedom with the love of
+knowledge—isn’t the very essence of a high civilisation I don’t know what
+a high civilisation is. I felt this greater ease on my first railroad
+journey—felt the blessing of sitting in a train where I could move about,
+where I could stretch my legs and come and go, where I had a seat and a
+window to myself, where there were chairs and tables and food and drink.
+The villainous little boxes on the European trains, in which you’re stuck
+down in a corner with doubled-up knees, opposite to a row of people,
+often most offensive types, who stare at you for ten hours on end—these
+were part of my two years’ ordeal. The large free way of doing things
+here is everywhere a pleasure. In London, at my hotel, they used to come
+to me on Saturday to make me order my Sunday’s dinner, and when I asked
+for a sheet of paper they put it into the bill. The meagreness, the
+stinginess, the perpetual expectation of a sixpence, used to exasperate
+me. Of course I saw a great many people who were pleasant; but as I’m
+writing to you and not to one of them I may say that they were dreadfully
+apt to be dull. The imagination among the people I see here is more
+flexible, and then they have the advantage of a larger horizon. It’s not
+bounded on the north by the British aristocracy and on the south by the
+_scrutin de liste_. (I mix up the countries a little, but they’re not
+worth the keeping apart.) The absence of little conventional
+measurements, of little cut-and-dried judgements, is an immense
+refreshment. We’re more analytic, more discriminating, more familiar
+with realities. As for manners, there are bad manners everywhere, but an
+aristocracy is bad manners organised. (I don’t mean that they mayn’t be
+polite among themselves, but they’re rude to every one else.) The sight
+of all these growing millions simply minding their business is impressive
+to me—more so than all the gilt buttons and padded chests of the Old
+World; and there’s a certain powerful type of “practical” American
+(you’ll find him chiefly in the West) who doesn’t “blow” as I do (I’m not
+practical) but who quietly feels that he has the Future in his vitals—a
+type that strikes me more than any I met in your favourite countries.
+
+Of course you’ll come back to the cathedrals and Titians, but there’s a
+thought that helps one to do without them—the thought that, though we’ve
+an immense deal of pie-eating plainness, we’ve little misery, little
+squalor, little degradation. There’s no regular wife-beating class, and
+there are none of the stultified peasants of whom it takes so many to
+make a European noble. The people here are more conscious of things;
+they invent, they act, they answer for themselves; they’re not (I speak
+of social matters) tied up by authority and precedent. We shall have all
+the Titians by and by, and we shall move over a few cathedrals. You had
+better stay here if you want to have the best. Of course I’m a roaring
+Yankee; but you’ll call me that if I say the least, so I may as well take
+my ease and say the most. Washington’s a most entertaining place; and
+here at least, at the seat of government, one isn’t overgoverned. In
+fact there’s no government at all to speak of; it seems too good to be
+true. The first day I was here I went to the Capitol, and it took me
+ever so long to figure to myself that I had as good a right there as any
+one else—that the whole magnificent pile (it _is_ magnificent, by the
+way) was in fact my own. In Europe one doesn’t rise to such conceptions,
+and my spirit had been broken in Europe. The doors were gaping wide—I
+walked all about; there were no door-keepers, no officers nor flunkeys,
+there wasn’t even a policeman to be seen. It seemed strange not to see a
+uniform, if only as a patch of colour. But this isn’t government by
+livery. The absence of these things is odd at first; you seem to miss
+something, to fancy the machine has stopped. It hasn’t, though; it only
+works without fire and smoke. At the end of three days this simple
+negative impression, the fact that there are no soldiers nor spies,
+nothing but plain black coats, begins to affect the imagination, becomes
+vivid, majestic, symbolic. It ends by being more impressive than the
+biggest review I saw in Germany. Of course I’m a roaring Yankee; but one
+has to take a big brush to copy a big model. The future’s here of
+course, but it isn’t only that—the present’s here as well. You’ll
+complain that I don’t give you any personal news, but I’m more modest for
+myself than for my country. I spent a month in New York and while there
+saw a good deal of a rather interesting girl who came over with me in the
+steamer and whom for a day or two I thought I should like to marry. But
+I shouldn’t. She has been spoiled by Europe—and yet the prime stuff
+struck me as so right.
+
+
+
+VIII
+FROM MISS AURORA CHURCH IN NEW YORK TO MISS WHITESIDE IN PARIS
+
+
+ _January_ 1881.
+
+I told you (after we landed) about my agreement with mamma—that I was to
+have my liberty for three months and that if at the end of this time I
+shouldn’t have made a good use of it I was to give it back to her. Well,
+the time’s up to-day, and I’m very much afraid I haven’t made a good use
+of it. In fact I haven’t made any use of it at all—I haven’t got
+married, for that’s what mamma meant by our little bargain. She has been
+trying to marry me in Europe for years, without a _dot_, and as she has
+never (to the best of my knowledge) even come near it, she thought at
+last that if she were to leave it to me I might possibly do better. I
+couldn’t certainly do worse. Well, my dear, I’ve done very badly—that is
+I haven’t done at all. I haven’t even tried. I had an idea that the
+_coup_ in question came of itself over here; but it hasn’t come to _me_.
+I won’t say I’m disappointed, for I haven’t on the whole seen any one I
+should like to marry. When you marry people in these parts they expect
+you to love them, and I haven’t seen any one I should like to love. I
+don’t know what the reason is, but they’re none of them what I’ve thought
+of. It may be that I’ve thought of the impossible; and yet I’ve seen
+people in Europe whom I should have liked to marry. It’s true they were
+almost always married to some one else. What I _am_ disappointed in is
+simply having to give back my liberty. I don’t wish particularly to be
+married, and I do wish to do as I like—as I’ve been doing for the last
+month. All the same I’m sorry for poor mamma, since nothing has happened
+that she wished to happen. To begin with, we’re not appreciated, not
+even by the Rucks, who have disappeared in the strange way in which
+people over here seem to vanish from the world. We’ve made no sensation;
+my new dresses count for nothing (they all have better ones); our
+philological and historical studies don’t show. We’ve been told we might
+do better in Boston; but on the other hand mamma hears that in Boston the
+people only marry their cousins. Then mamma’s out of sorts because the
+country’s exceedingly dear and we’ve spent all our money. Moreover, I’ve
+neither eloped, nor been insulted, nor been talked about, nor—so far as I
+know—deteriorated in manners or character; so that she’s wrong in all her
+previsions. I think she would have rather liked me to be insulted. But
+I’ve been insulted as little as I’ve been adored. They don’t adore you
+over here; they only make you think they’re going to.
+
+Do you remember the two gentlemen who were on the ship, and who, after we
+arrived, came to see me _à tour de rôle_? At first I never dreamed they
+were making love to me, though mamma was sure it must be that; then, as
+it went on a good while, I thought perhaps it _was_ that—after which I
+ended by seeing it wasn’t anything! It was simply conversation—and
+conversation a precocious child might have listened to at that. Mr.
+Leverett and Mr. Cockerel disappeared one fine day without the smallest
+pretension to having broken my heart, I’m sure—though it only depended on
+me to think they must have tried to. All the gentlemen are like that;
+you can’t tell what they mean; the “passions” don’t rage, the appearances
+don’t matter—nobody believes them. Society seems oddly to consist of a
+sort of innocent jilting. I think on the whole I _am_ a little
+disappointed—I don’t mean about one’s not marrying; I mean about the life
+generally. It looks so different at first that you expect it will be
+very exciting; and then you find that after all, when you’ve walked out
+for a week or two by yourself and driven out with a gentleman in a buggy,
+that’s about all there is to it, as they say here. Mamma’s very angry at
+not finding more to dislike; she admitted yesterday that, once one has
+got a little settled, the country hasn’t even the merit of being hateful.
+This has evidently something to do with her suddenly proposing three days
+ago that we should “go West.” Imagine my surprise at such an idea coming
+from mamma! The people in the pension—who, as usual, wish immensely to
+get rid of her—have talked to her about the West, and she has taken it up
+with a kind of desperation. You see we must do something; we can’t
+simply remain here. We’re rapidly being ruined and we’re not—so to
+speak—getting married. Perhaps it will be easier in the West; at any
+rate it will be cheaper and the country will have the advantage of being
+more hateful. It’s a question between that and returning to Europe, and
+for the moment mamma’s balancing. I say nothing: I’m really indifferent;
+perhaps I shall marry a pioneer. I’m just thinking how I shall give back
+my liberty. It really won’t be possible; I haven’t got it any more; I’ve
+given it away to others. Mamma may get it back if she can from _them_!
+She comes in at this moment to announce that we must push further—she has
+decided for the West. Wonderful mamma! It appears that my real chance
+is for a pioneer—they’ve sometimes millions. But fancy us at Oshkosh!
+
+ * * * * *
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