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+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
+<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="400" height="395" alt="Cover" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<h1>A CROOKED MILE</h1>
+
+
+<h4>BY THE SAME AUTHOR<br />
+<small><span class="smcap">The Exception</span></small><br />
+<small><span class="smcap">Good Boy Seldom</span></small><br />
+<small><span class="smcap">The Two Kisses</span></small><br /></h4>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<h1>A CROOKED MILE</h1>
+
+<h5>BY</h5>
+
+<h2>OLIVER ONIONS</h2>
+
+<h5>AUTHOR OF "THE TWO KISSES"</h5>
+
+
+<h4><br />
+METHUEN &amp; CO. LTD.<br />
+36 ESSEX STREET W.C.<br />
+LONDON</h4>
+
+<h4><i>First Published in 1914</i></h4>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="70%" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">PART I</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">CHAP.</td><td align="left">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">PAGE</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">I</td><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The Witan</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">II</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">The Pond-Room</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_17">17</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">III</td><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The "Novum"</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_33">33</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">IV</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">The Stone Wall</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_51">51</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">V</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">Three Ships</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_76">76</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">VI</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">Policy</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_98">98</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">PART II</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">I</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">The Pigeon Pair</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_119">119</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">II</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">The 'Vert</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_132">132</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">III</td><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The Imperialists</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_148">148</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">IV</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">The Outsiders</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_171">171</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">V</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">"House Full"</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_189">189</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">VI</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">The Soul Storm</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_210">210</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">PART III</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">I</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">Litmus</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_239">239</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">II</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">By the Way</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_254">254</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">III</td><td align="left"><i><span class="smcap">De Trop</span></i></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_274">274</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="center">IV</td><td align="left"> <span class="smcap">Grey Youth</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_285">285</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Tailpiece</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_307">307</a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+
+<h1>A CROOKED MILE</h1>
+
+<h2>I</h2>
+
+<h3>THE WITAN</h3>
+
+
+<p>Lady Tasker had missed her way in the
+Tube. She had been on, or rather under
+known ground on the Piccadilly Railway as far as
+Leicester Square, but after that she had not heard,
+or else had forgotten, that in order to get to Hampstead
+by the train into which she had stepped she
+must change at Camden Town. Or perhaps she
+had merely wondered what Camden Town supposed
+itself to be that she should put herself to the trouble
+of changing there. With the newspaper held at
+arm's length, and a little figure-8-shaped gold
+glass moving slightly between her puckered old eyes
+and the page, she was reading the "<i>By the Way</i>"
+column of the "Globe."&mdash;"All change," called the
+man at Highgate; and, still unconscious of her
+mistake, Lady Tasker left the train. She was the
+last to enter the lift. But for an unhurried raising
+of the little locket-shaped glass as the attendant
+fidgeted at the half-closed gate she might have
+been the first to enter the next lift.</p>
+
+<p>Only from the policeman outside Highgate Station<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
+did she learn that she must either take the Tube back
+again to Camden Town or else walk across the Heath.</p>
+
+<p>Now Lady Tasker was seventy, and, with the
+exception of the Zoo, a place she visited from time
+to time with troops of turbulent great-nephews, the
+whole of North London was a sort of Camden Town
+to her, that is to say, she had no objection to its
+existence so long as it wasn't troublesome. It was
+half-past three when she said as much to the Highgate
+policeman, who up to that time had been
+an ordinary easy-going Conservative; by five-and-twenty
+minutes to four she had made of him a
+fuming Radical. He was saying something about
+South Square and Merton Lane. Lady Tasker
+addressed the bracing Highgate air in one of those
+expressionless and semi-ventriloquial asides that,
+especially in a mixed company, always made her
+ladyship very well worth sitting next to.</p>
+
+<p>"Merton Lane! Does the man suppose that
+conveys anything to me?.... I want to know how
+to get to Hampstead, not the names of the objects
+of interest on the way!"</p>
+
+<p>The newly-made Radical told her that there
+might be a taxi on the rank, and turned away to
+cuff the ears of an urchin who was tampering with
+an automatic machine. It was a wonder that
+Lady Tasker's glare, focussed through the gold-rimmed
+glass on a point between his shoulder-blades,
+did not burn a hole in his tunic.</p>
+
+<p>Taxis at eightpence a mile, indeed, with the
+house at Ludlow already full of those children of
+Churchill's, and three of Tony's little girls eating<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>
+their way through the larder in Cromwell Gardens,
+and young Tommy, Emily's boy, who had just
+"pulled" his captaincy, arriving at Southampton
+in the "Seringapatam" on Saturday with another
+batch for her to take under her wing! Did people
+suppose she was made of money?...</p>
+
+<p>The policeman's tunic was just beginning to scorch
+when Lady Tasker, dropping the glass, turned away
+and set out for Hampstead on foot.</p>
+
+<p>She might very well have been excused had she
+omitted to return Mrs. Cosimo Pratt's call. Indeed
+she had vowed that very morning that nothing
+should drag her up to Hampstead that day. But
+for twenty times that Lady Tasker said "I will
+not," nineteen she repented and went, taking out
+the small change of her magnanimity when she got
+there. And after all, she would be killing two birds
+with one stone, for her niece Dorothy also lived
+somewhere in this northern Great Karroo, and
+unless she got these things over before the "Seringapatam"
+dropped anchor on Saturday there was no
+knowing when next she would have an hour to call
+her own. As she turned (after a brush with a second
+policeman, who summed her up quite wrongly on
+the strength of her antiquated pelisse and trailing
+old Victorian hat) down Merton Lane to the ponds,
+she told herself again that she was a foolish old
+woman to have come at all.</p>
+
+<p>For the Cosimo Pratts were not bosom friends of
+hers. True, they had been, until six months ago,
+her neighbours at Ludlow, and for that matter she
+had known young Cosimo's people for the greater<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
+part of her life: but she had not forgotten the
+hearty blackguarding the young couple had got,
+any time this last two years, from the rest of
+the country-side. Small wonder. What else
+did they expect, after the way in which they
+had made farm-labour too big for its jacket and
+beaters hardly to be had for love or money?
+Not that Lady Tasker herself had seen very much
+of their antics. Great-nieces and nephews had
+kept her too busy for that, and she was moreover
+wise enough not to believe all she heard. And
+even were it true, that, she now told herself, had
+been in the country. They would have to behave
+differently now that they had let the Shropshire
+house and had come to live in town. They could
+hardly dance barefoot round a maypole in Hampstead,
+or stage-manage the yearly Hiring-Fair for
+the sake of the "Daily Speculum" photographer
+(as they had done in Ludlow), or group themselves
+picturesquely about the feet of the oldest inhabitant
+while that shocking old reprobate with the splendid
+head recited (at five shillings an hour) the stories of
+old, unhappy, far-off things he had learned by heart
+from the booklets they had printed at the Village
+Press. No: in London they would almost certainly
+have to do as other people did, and Shropshire,
+after its three years of social and artistic awakening,
+would no doubt forget all about the &aelig;sthetic revival
+and would sink back into a well-earned rest.</p>
+
+<p>It was a Thursday afternoon in September,
+warm for the time of the year, and a half-day
+closing for the shops. Had Lady Tasker remembered<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
+the half-holiday she certainly would not
+have come. She hated crowds, and, if you would
+believe her, had no illusions whatever about the
+sanctity of our common nature and the brotherhood
+of man. She would tell you roundly that
+there was far too much aimless good-nature in the
+world, and that every sob wasted over a sinner
+was something taken away from the man who, if
+he was a sinner too, had at least the decency to
+keep up appearances. And so much for brotherhood.
+Great-nephewship, of course, was another matter.
+Somebody had to look after all those youngsters,
+and if her sister Eliza, the one at Spurrs, went
+into a tantrum about every bud that was picked
+in the gardens and every chair-leg that was an
+inch out of its place in the house, so much the
+worse for Lady Tasker, who must walk because
+she had something else to do with her money than
+to waste it on taxis.</p>
+
+<p>She had been told by her niece Dorothy to look
+out for a clump of tall willows and an ivied chimney;
+that was where the Pratts lived; but Dorothy
+had spoken of the approach from the Hampstead
+side, not from Highgate way. Lady Tasker got
+lost. She was almost dropping for want of a cup
+of tea, and the Heath seemed all willows, and
+all the wrong ones. No policeman, Radical or
+Conservative, was to be seen. Walking across
+an apparently empty space, well away (as she
+thought) from a horde of shouting boys, the old
+lady suddenly found herself enveloped in a game
+of football. This completed her exhaustion. Near<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
+by, one of Messrs. Libertys' carts was ascending
+a steep road at a slow walk; somehow or other
+Lady Tasker managed to get her hand on the tail
+of it; and the car gave her a tow. She was seventy
+after all.</p>
+
+<p>As it happened, that was her first piece of luck
+in a luckless afternoon. The cart drew on to the
+left; Lady Tasker trailed after it; and suddenly
+it stopped before a high privet hedge with a closed
+green door in the middle of it. Lady Tasker did
+not look for the ivied chimney. On the door was
+painted in white letters "The Witan." She was
+where she wanted to be.</p>
+
+<p>Ordinarily Lady Tasker would have approved of
+the height of the privet hedge, which was seven or
+eight feet; that was a nice, reassuring, anti-social
+height for a hedge; but as it was she could not
+even put up her hand to the bell. The carter rang
+it for the pair of them. Over the hedge came
+the low murmur of voices and the clink of cups and
+saucers, and then the door was opened. It was
+opened by the mistress of the house. No doubt
+Mrs. Pratt had expected the cart, had heard its
+drawing up, and had not waited for a maid to come.
+Her eyes sought the carman, who had stepped
+aside. She spoke with some asperity.</p>
+
+<p>"It's Libertys', isn't it?" she said. "Well,
+I've a very good mind to make you take it back.
+It was promised for yesterday."</p>
+
+<p>"Can't say, I'm sure, m'm."</p>
+
+<p>"It's always the same. Every time I&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Then she saw her visitor, and gave a little start.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Why, it's Lady Tasker! How delightful!
+Do come in! And do just excuse me&mdash;I shan't be
+a minute.... Why didn't this come yesterday?
+It was promised faithfully&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She stepped outside to scold the carman, leaving
+Lady Tasker standing just within the green door.</p>
+
+<p>The altercation was plainly audible:</p>
+
+<p>"Very sorry, m'm. You see&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I will see, if it occurs again&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"The orders is taken as they come, m'm&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"They said the first delivery&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"We wasn't loaded till one o'clock&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"That's none of my business&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Very sorry, m'm&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the next time it occurs&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And so forth.</p>
+
+<p>Now in reading what happened the next moment
+you must remember that Lady Tasker was very,
+very tired. Had she been less tired she might
+have wondered why one of the two maids she saw
+crossing to the tea-table under the copper beech
+had not been allowed to take in Mrs. Cosimo Pratt's
+parcel. And she would certainly have thought
+it extraordinary that she should be left standing
+alone while Mrs. Cosimo Pratt scolded the carrier,
+and wanted to know why the parcel had not been
+brought yesterday. But, tired as she was, her
+eyes had already rested on something that had
+momentarily galvanized even the weariness out of
+her. It was this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Seven or eight people sat in basket-chairs or
+stood talking; and, under the copper beech, as if<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
+Mrs. Pratt had just slid out of it, a hammock of
+coloured string still moved, slung from the beech
+to a sycamore beyond. Lady Tasker saw these
+things at once; she did not at once see what it
+was that stood just beyond the hammock.</p>
+
+<p>Then it moved, and Lady Tasker raised her glass.</p>
+
+<p>No doubt you have seen the cover of Mr. Wells's
+"Invisible Man." It will be remembered that
+all that can be seen of that afflicted person is his
+clothes; and all that Lady Tasker at first saw of
+the Invisible Man by the copper beech was his
+clothes. These were of light yellow tussore, with
+a white double collar and a small red tie, sharp-edged
+white cuffs and highly polished brown boots.
+At collar and cuffs the man ended.</p>
+
+<p>And yet he did not end, for the lenses of a pair
+of spectacles made lurking lights in the shadow
+of the beech, a few inches above the white collar.</p>
+
+<p>The phantom wore no hat.</p>
+
+<p>Then Lady Tasker, suddenly pale, dropped her
+glass. Between the collar and the spectacles a
+white gash of teeth had appeared. The Invisible
+Man had smiled, and at the same moment there
+had shown round the bole of the beech a second
+smoky shape, this one without teeth, but with
+white and mobile eyes instead.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker was in the presence of two Hindoos.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Now all her life, and long before her life for that
+matter, Lady Tasker had been accustomed ... but
+no: that is not the way to put it. The following
+table will save many words:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span></p>
+
+<h4>PORTION OF TREE OF THE LENNARDS AND TASKERS<br />
+(<span class="smcap">Comments by Lady Tasker</span>)</h4>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 840px;">
+<img src="images/familytree.jpg" width="840" height="442" alt="Family Tree" title="" />
+</div><p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>You see how it was, and had to be. Not only
+was Lady Tasker insular, arrogant, and of opinion
+that Saint Paul made the mistake of his life when
+he set out to preach the Gospel to all nations, but
+she made a virtue of her narrowness and defect.
+Show her a finger-nail with a purple half-moon, and
+you no longer saw a charming if acid-tongued old
+English lady, who cut timber in order to pay for
+governesses for those grandchildren of Emily's
+and sent, under guise of birthday gifts, useful little
+cheques to the descendants of her brother-in-law
+the groom. Babu or Brahmin, all were the same
+to her. No defence is offered of an attitude so
+indefensible. Such people do still exist. Let us
+sigh for their narrowness of mind, and pass on.</p>
+
+<p>The smile of the first Hindoo was for Mrs. Pratt,
+who had got her row with the carman over and
+had reappeared behind Lady Tasker and closed
+the door of The Witan again. Her face, pretty
+and finished as a miniature, and the great chestnut-red
+helm of her hair, showed over the slant of the box
+in her arms. "Do excuse me, just <i>one</i> moment!"
+she said, smiling at Lady Tasker as she passed;
+and she ran off into the house, her mistletoe-berry
+white robe with its stencilling of grey-green whipping
+about her heels as she did so. And fortunately,
+as she ran in at the door, Cosimo Pratt came out
+of the French window, saw Lady Tasker, and
+strode to her. He broke into rapid and hearty
+speech.</p>
+
+<p>"You here! How delightful!&mdash;Amory!&mdash;I
+didn't hear you come! So kind of you!&mdash;Amory,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+where are you?&mdash;How are you? Do let me get
+you some tea!&mdash;Amory!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker spoke faintly.&mdash;"I should like,"
+she said, "to go into the house."</p>
+
+<p>"Rather! Hang on to my arm.&mdash;Amory!
+Where is that girl?&mdash;Sure you won't have tea outside?
+I can find you a nice shady place under
+the beech&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker closed her eyes.&mdash;"Please take
+me in."</p>
+
+<p>"Tube headache? I hate the beastly thing.
+I thought you were in Ludlow. Charming of
+you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And he led Lady Tasker into the house.</p>
+
+<p>This was a low building of stucco, with slatted
+window-shuts which, like the sashes of the slightly
+bowed French window and of the two windows
+beyond, were newly painted green. This painting
+seemed rather to emphasize than to mitigate a
+certain dogseared look the place had, not amounting
+to dilapidation, but enough to make it probable
+that Cosimo Pratt had taken it on a repairing
+lease. The copper beech, the high privet hedge
+and the willows beyond it, shut out both light and
+air. The fan-lighted door had two electric bell buttons,
+with little brass plates. The upper plate
+read, "Mr. Cosimo Pratt"; the lower one "Miss
+Amory Towers (Studio)."</p>
+
+<p>But Lady Tasker noticed none of these things.
+In the hall she sank into the first chair she came
+to. "Tea, please," she said faintly; and Cosimo
+dashed out to get it. He returned, and began to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+murmur something sympathetic, but Lady Tasker
+made a little movement with her hand. She didn't
+want him to "send Amory." She only wanted
+to rest her tired legs and to collect her dispersed
+thoughts.</p>
+
+<p>An eight-foot hedge, not to shut the populace
+out, but to shut Indians in! And she, Lady Tasker,
+had been kept standing while some parcel or other
+had been taken into the house&mdash;standing, and
+watching a still-moving hammock with a smiling
+Invisible Man bending over it! Was this England,
+or a Durbar?... And even yet her hostess didn't
+come to ask her if she felt better!... Not that
+Lady Tasker was greatly surprised at that. She
+knew that Mrs. Pratt was quite capable of reasoning
+that the greatest respect is shown to a tired
+old lady when no fuss is made about her tiredness.
+The Pratts were like that&mdash;full of delicacies so
+subtle that plain folk never noticed them, but
+jumped instead to the conclusion that they were
+bad-mannered. And it would not in the least
+surprise Lady Tasker if, presently, Mrs. Pratt
+allowed her to leave without a word about her indisposition.
+Of course: Lady Tasker had a little
+forgotten the Pratts at Ludlow. That would be
+it: "Good-bye&mdash;and do come again!" She
+could see Mrs. Pratt's pretty brook-brown eyes
+did anybody (say a Japanese or an Ethiopian) point
+out this so-called omission to her. She could see
+the surprise in them. She could hear her earnest
+voice: "<i>Say</i> these things!... Why, does she
+suppose I was <i>glad</i> then?"...<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Yes, Lady Tasker had a little forgotten her Pratts.</p>
+
+<p>It was an odd little hall in which she sat. It
+appeared to be an approach to the studio of which
+the electric bell gave notice, for it was continued
+by a narrower passage that led to a garden at the
+back; and either the studio "properties" were
+gradually thrusting the hatstand and hall table
+out of the fan-lighted front door, or else these latter
+ordinary and necessary objects were fighting as
+it were for admission. Thus, the chair on which
+Lady Tasker sat was of oak, but it had a Faust-like
+look; beyond it stood a glass-fronted cupboard
+of bric-&agrave;-brac, with a trophy of Abyssinian armour
+hanging over it; and the whole of the wall facing
+Lady Tasker was hung with a tapestry which,
+if it had been the only one of its kind in existence,
+would no doubt have been very valuable. And
+two other objects not commonly to be seen in
+ordinary halls were there. One of these stood on
+the narrow gilt console table next to Lady Tasker's
+cup of tea. It was a plaster cast, taken from the
+life, of a female foot. The other hung on the wall
+above it. This also was a plaster cast, of the whole
+of a female arm and shoulder, ending with a portion
+of the side of the neck and the entire breast&mdash;of
+its kind an exquisite specimen. Many artists make
+or buy such things, but Brucciani has nothing half
+so beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>It was as Lady Tasker finished her tea that her
+gaze fell on the two casts. Half negligently she
+raised her glass and inspected, first the foot, and
+then the other piece. It is probable that her first<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
+remark, uttered in a casual undertone to the air
+about her, was prompted by mere association of
+ideas; it was "Hm! I wonder if Mrs. Pratt
+nursed those twins herself!" Any other reflection
+that might have followed it was cut short by a
+sudden darkening of the doorway by which she
+had entered. Mrs. Pratt stood there. Lady
+Tasker had been wrong. She <i>had</i> come to ask if
+she felt better. She did ask her, gathering up long
+swathes of some newly unpacked white material she
+carried over her arm as she did so.</p>
+
+<p>"Sorry you were done up," she remarked. "Won't
+you have some more tea?"</p>
+
+<p>Already Lady Tasker was rising.&mdash;"No more,
+thank you.&mdash;I was just looking at these. What
+are they?" She indicated the casts.</p>
+
+<p>The gesture that Mrs. Pratt gave she could
+probably no more have helped giving than an eye
+can help winking when it is threatened with a
+blow. Within one mistletoe-white sleeve an arm
+moved ever so slightly; very likely a foot also
+moved within a curiously-toed Saxon-looking white
+slipper; and she gave a confused and conscious
+and apologetic little laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, those silly things!" she said deprecatingly.
+"I really must move them. But the studio is so
+full.... Do you know, it's a most horrid feeling
+having them done&mdash;first the cold plaster poured
+on, and then, when they take it off again&mdash;the
+mould&mdash;you know&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker plainly did not understand. Perhaps
+she did not yet even apprehend.&mdash;"But&mdash;but&mdash;,"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
+she said, "they're from a statue, aren't
+they?"</p>
+
+<p>Again Mrs. Pratt gave the pleased bashful little
+laugh. It was almost as if she said it was very
+good of Lady Tasker to say so.</p>
+
+<p>"No, they're from life," she said. "As a matter
+of fact they're me, but I really must move them;
+they aren't so remarkable as all that.... Oh,
+you're not going, are you?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>For Lady Tasker had given a jump, and a movement
+as sudden and sprightly as if she had only
+that moment got freshly out of her bed. Nervously
+she put out her hand, while her hostess looked
+politely disappointed.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, and I was hoping you'd come and join us
+in the garden! We've Brimby there, the novelist,
+you know&mdash;and Wilkinson, the young Member&mdash;and
+Mr. Strong, of the 'Novum'&mdash;and I should
+so much like to introduce Mr. Suwarree Prang to
+you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, thank you so much&mdash;," sprang as effusively
+from Lady Tasker's lips as if she had been a schoolgirl
+allowed for the first time to come down to
+dinner, "&mdash;it's so good of you, but really I half
+hoped you'd be out when I called&mdash;I only meant
+to leave cards&mdash;I'm going on to see my niece,
+and really haven't a moment&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm sure Dorothy'd excuse you for
+once!&mdash;&mdash;," Mrs. Pratt pressed her.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, she wouldn't&mdash;I'm quite sure she wouldn't&mdash;she'd
+never forgive me if she knew I'd been so
+near and hadn't called," said Lady Tasker feverishly....<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+"How do I get to Dorothy's from
+here?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Mr. Wilkinson will take you, or Mr. Prang;
+but are you sure you won't stay?"</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker was so far from staying that she
+was already out of the hall and walking quickly
+towards the green door in the eight-foot hedge.
+"Thank you, thank you so much," she was murmuring
+hurriedly. "I don't see your husband
+anywhere about&mdash;never mind&mdash;so good of you&mdash;good-bye&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Come again soon, won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes&mdash;oh, yes!... No, no, please don't!"
+(Mrs. Pratt had made a half-turn towards the
+hammock and the copper beech). "Straight
+across the Heath you said, didn't you? I shall
+find it quite easily! Don't come any further&mdash;good-bye&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And, touching Mrs. Cosimo Pratt's extended
+fingers as timorously as she might have touched
+those of the cast itself, she fairly broke into a run.
+The door of The Witan closed behind her.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></p>
+<h2>II</h2>
+
+<h3>THE POND-ROOM</h3>
+
+
+<p>The truth was not very far to seek: Lady
+Tasker was too old for these things. Nobody
+could have expressed this more effectively
+than Mrs. Cosimo Pratt herself, had it entered the
+mind of Mrs. Pratt to conceive that any human
+soul could be so benighted as the soul of Lady
+Tasker was. "Those casts!" Mrs. Pratt might
+have cried in amazement&mdash;or rather Miss Amory
+Towers might have cried, for there is nothing in
+the Wedding Service about making over to your
+husband, along with your love and obedience, the
+valuable goodwill of a professional name. "Those
+poor casts!... Of course they may not be <i>very</i>
+beautiful&mdash;," here the original of the casts might
+have modestly dropped her eyes, "&mdash;but such as
+they are&mdash;goodness me! How <i>can</i> people be so
+prurient, Cosimo? Don't they see that what
+they really prove has nothing at all to do with
+the casts, but&mdash;ahem!&mdash;a good deal to do with their
+own imaginations? I don't want to use the word
+'morbid,' but really!... Well, thank goodness
+Corin and Bonniebell won't grow up like that!
+Afraid of the beautiful, innocent human form!...
+Now that's what I've always claimed, Cosimo&mdash;that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>
+that's the type of mind that's made all the
+mischief we've got to set right to-day."</p>
+
+<p>But for all that Lady Tasker was too old. Invisible
+Men in the garden (or, if not actually invisible,
+at any rate as hard to be seen against the leaves
+of the copper beech as a new penny would have
+been)&mdash;and in the hall those extraordinary replicas!
+In the hall&mdash;the very forefront of the house! It
+was to be presumed that Mrs. Pratt's foreign
+friends, who were permitted to lean over her hammock,
+would not be denied The Witan itself, and,
+for all Lady Tasker knew, the rest of Mrs. Pratt
+might be reduplicated in plaster in the dining-room,
+the drawing-room, and elsewhere....</p>
+
+<p>Had she not said it herself, Lady Tasker would
+never have believed it....</p>
+
+<p>What a&mdash;what a&mdash;what an extraordinary thing!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker had fled from The Witan still under
+the influence of that access of effusive schoolgirlishness
+in which she had told Mrs. Pratt that she
+really must go; nor did she grow up again all at
+once. But little by little, as she walked, she began
+to resume the burden of her years. She became
+eighteen, twenty-five, thirty again. By the time
+she reached the lower pond Arthur had just got
+that billet in the India Office, and her brother
+Dick, of the Department of Woods and Forests,
+had married Ada Polperro, daughter of old Polperro
+of Delhi fame, and her sister Emily had got
+engaged to Tony Woodgate, of the Piffers. (But
+those casts!)... Then as she took the path<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+between the ponds she remembered the children
+at Ludlow, the three little girls at Cromwell Gardens,
+and the arrival on Saturday of the "Seringapatam."
+(But those natives!)... The thought
+of the children settled it. Her curious lapse into
+juvenescence was over. By the time she rang
+Dorothy's bell she was the same Lady Tasker who
+changed the political opinions of policemen and
+deprecated the wanderings of Saint Paul.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy's flat was as different as it could well be
+from that other house which (Lady Tasker had
+already decided) had something odd and furtive
+about it&mdash;stagnant yet busy, segregated yet too
+wide open. The flat had one really brilliant room.
+This room did not merely overlook the pond in
+front of it; it seemed actually to have asked the
+pond to come inside. A large triple window occupied
+the whole of one end of it; this window faced
+west; and not only did the September sun shine
+brightly in, but the inverted sun in the water shone
+in also, doubling (yet also halving) all shadows,
+illumining the ceiling, and setting the cream walls
+a-ripple with the dancing of the wavelets outside.
+Sprightly chintzes looked as if they also might begin
+to dance at any moment; the china in Dorothy's
+cupboards surprised the eye that had not expected
+this altered light; and presently, to complete
+the complexity, the shadow of the sycamore in
+the little garden below would move round, so that
+you would hardly be able to tell whether the ceaseless
+creeping on the cream walls was glitter of
+ripples, pattern of leaves, or both.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Dorothy sat in her accordion-pleats by the window,
+surrounded by letters. And pray do not
+think it mere coincidence in this story that her
+letters were Indian letters. Some interests that
+the home-amateur takes up as he might take up
+poker-work or the diversion of jig-saw hold a large
+part of the hearts and lives of others, and so Dorothy,
+as she did more or less every week, had been
+reading her cousin Churchill's letter, and that
+of her little niece and namesake Dot, up in Murree,
+and Eva Woodgate's, who had sent her a parcel
+from Kohat, and others. She rose slowly as her
+aunt was announced, and put her finger on the
+bell as she passed.</p>
+
+<p>"How are you, auntie?" she said, kissing Lady
+Tasker on both cheeks. "Give me your things.
+Somehow I thought you might come to-day, but
+I'd almost given you up. Do look what Eva's
+sent me! Really, with her own to look after, I
+don't know how she finds the time! Aren't they
+sweet!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And she held them up.</p>
+
+<p>Now Lady Tasker knew perfectly well the meaning
+of her niece's accordion-pleating; but she
+was seventy and worldly-wise again now. Therefore
+as she looked at the things she remarked
+off-handedly, "But they're far too small."</p>
+
+<p>"Too small!" Dorothy exclaimed. "Of course
+they aren't. Why, Noel was only nine, and that's
+pretty big, and Jackie only just over eight-and-a-half,
+though he put on weight while you watched
+him. They're just right."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker reached for a chair. "But they
+<i>are</i> for Jackie, aren't they?"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy's blue eyes were as big as the plates
+in her cupboards.&mdash;"Jackie! Good gracious, auntie!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?" said Lady Tasker, sitting down. "Not
+Jackie? Dear me. How stupid of me. Of course,
+I did hear, but I've so many other things to think
+of, and nobody'd suppose, to look at you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy ran to her aunt and gave her a kiss and
+a hug, a loud kiss and a hug like two.</p>
+
+<p>"You dear old thing!&mdash;Really, I'd begun to <i>hate</i>
+all the horrid kind people who asked me how I felt
+to-day and whether I shouldn't be glad when it
+was over! What business is it of theirs? I nearly
+made Stan sack Ruth last week, she looked so,
+and I positively refuse to have a young girl anywhere
+near me!... But wasn't it sweet of Eva?
+I'll give you some tea and then read you her letter.
+Indian or China?"</p>
+
+<p>"China," Lady Tasker remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"China, Ruth, and I'll have some more too. I
+don't know whether His Impudence is coming in
+or not; he's gadding off somewhere, I expect....
+But you weren't only <i>pretending</i> just now, were
+you, auntie?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She put the plug of the spirit-kettle into the
+wall.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, how are the Bits?" Lady Tasker
+asked....</p>
+
+<p>(Perhaps "His Impudence" and "The Bits"
+require explanation. Both expressions Dorothy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>
+had from her "maid," Ruth Mossop. "Maid"
+is thus written because Ruth was a young widow,
+who, after a series of disciplinary knockings-about
+by the late Mr. Mossop, was not over-troubled with
+maternal anxiety for the four children he had left
+her with. When asked by Dorothy whether she
+would prefer to be called Mrs. Mossop or Ruth,
+Mrs. Mossop had chosen the latter name, giving
+as her reason that it had been like Mr. Mossop's
+impudence to ask her to accept the other name at all;
+and very many other memories also, brooded on
+and gloomily loved, including the four children,
+had been bits of Mr. Mossop's impudence. Stan
+had adopted the phrase, finding in it chuckles of
+his own; and so His Impudence he had become,
+and Noel and Jackie the fruits thereof.)</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy put her fair head on one side, as if
+she considered the absent Bits critically and dispassionately,
+and really thought that on the whole
+she might venture to approve of them.</p>
+
+<p>"Ra-ther little dears; but oh, Heaven, how
+<i>are</i> we going to manage with a third!"</p>
+
+<p>Her aunt dissociated herself from the problem
+with a shrug.&mdash;"Well&mdash;if Stan will persist in thinking
+that his dressing-room is merely a room for
+him to dress in&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"So I tell him," Dorothy murmured, with great
+meekness. "But&mdash;but flats aren't made for
+children. We did manage to seize the estate
+agent's little office for a nursery when all the flats
+were let, but when Stan brings a man home we
+have to sleep him in the dressing-room as it is&mdash;,"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
+(Lady Tasker shook her head, but the words "Wrong
+man" were hardly audible), "&mdash;and a house will
+mean stair-carpets, and hall furniture, and I don't
+know what else. Besides, Stan hasn't time to
+look for one&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No?" said Lady Tasker drily.</p>
+
+<p>"He really hasn't, poor boy," Dorothy protested.
+"And he's after something really good
+this time&mdash;Fortune and Brooks, the what-d'-you-call-'ems,
+in Pall Mall&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"What about them?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Stan's been told that they pay awfully
+good commissions, for introductions, new accounts,
+you know; Stan dines out, say, and makes himself
+nice to somebody with whole stacks of money,
+and mentions Fortune &amp; Brooks's chutney and
+pickled peaches and things, and&mdash;and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I know," remarked Lady Tasker, with not
+much more expression than if she had been a talking
+doll and somebody had pulled the string that
+worked the speaking apparatus. She did know
+these dazzling schemes of her smart and helpless
+nephew's&mdash;his club secretaryships, his projects for
+journals that should combine the various desirable
+features of the "Field" and "Country Life"
+and the "Sporting Times" and "Punch," his
+pony deals, and his other innumerable attempts
+to make of his saunters down Bond Street to St.
+James's and back <i>vi&acirc;</i> the Junior Carlton and Regent
+Street a source of income. Perhaps she knew,
+too, that Dorothy knew of her knowledge, for she
+went on, "Well, well&mdash;let's hope there's more in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
+it than there was in the fishing-flies&mdash;now tell me
+what Eva's got fresh."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes!" cried Dorothy, plunging her hand
+into her letters. "Eva sent the things, but here's
+Dot's first&mdash;look at the darling's writing!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And from a sheet of paper with a regimental
+heading Dorothy began to read:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"<span class="smcap">Dearest Aunt Dorothy</span>,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"were in murree and we got a servant that
+wigles his toes when we speak to him and he loves
+baba and makes noises like him and there are
+squiboos in the tres&mdash;"</p></div>
+
+<p>&mdash;(she means squirrels)&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"&mdash;and ive got a parrot uncle tony bought me
+and uncle tony says the monsoon will praps fale
+and the peple wont have anything to eat but weve
+lots and i like this better than kohat the shops are
+lovely but there are lots of flees and they bite baba
+and he cries this is a long letter how are Jackie and
+noel i got the photograf&mdash;"</p></div>
+
+<p>&mdash;(that's the new one on the mantelpiece)&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"&mdash;were going to tifin at major hirsts little girls
+one is called marjorie and were great friends&mdash;&mdash;"</p></div>
+
+<p>"Where's the other page got to? It was
+here&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She found the other page, and continued the
+reading of the child's letter.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Suddenly Lady Tasker interrupted her.</p>
+
+<p>"Had Jack to borrow money to send them up
+there?"</p>
+
+<p>"To Murree? I really don't know. Perhaps
+he had. But as adjutant of the Railway Volunteers
+he'd have his saloon."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm!... Anyway, the child oughtn't to
+be there at all. India's no place for children."</p>
+
+<p>"I know, auntie; but what can one do? They
+do come."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm!... They didn't to me. Thank goodness
+I've done with love and babies." (Dorothy
+laughed, perhaps at a mental vision of the houses
+in Ludlow and Cromwell Gardens.) "Anyway,
+now they are here somebody's got to look after them.
+They may as well be healthy...."</p>
+
+<p>She mused, and Dorothy reached for other
+letters.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker's additions to her responsibilities
+usually began in this way. Dorothy had very
+little doubt that presently little Dot also would be
+handed like a parcel to some man or other coming
+home on leave, and Lady Tasker would send to
+the makers for yet another cot.... Therefore,
+pushing aside her last letter, she exclaimed almost
+crossly, "I <i>do</i> think it's selfish of Aunt Eliza!
+There she is, with Spurrs all to herself, and she
+never once thinks that Jack might like to send
+Dot to England!"</p>
+
+<p>"Neither would I if I had my time over again,"
+said Lady Tasker resolutely. "You needn't look
+like that&mdash;I wouldn't. Cromwell Gardens is past<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+praying for, and in another year there won't be a
+stick at the Brear that's fit to be seen. The next
+batch I certainly intend to charge for. I'm on
+the brink of the poorhouse as it is."</p>
+
+<p>This time it was Dorothy who mused. She
+was a calculating young woman; the wife of His
+Impudence had to be; and she was far too shrewd
+to suppose for a moment that her aunt could ever
+escape her destiny, which was to be imposed upon
+by her own flesh and blood while hardening her
+heart against the rest of the world. Dorothy,
+and not Stan, had had to keep that flat going,
+and the flat before it; unless Fortune &amp; Brooks
+turned up trumps&mdash;a rather remote contingency&mdash;she
+would have to continue to do so; and she was
+quite casuistical enough to argue that, while
+Aunt Eliza might keep her old Spurrs, Aunt Grace
+might properly be victimized because Dorothy
+loved Aunt Grace. Therefore there were musings
+in Dorothy's wide-angle blue eyes ... musings
+that only the sound of a key in the outer lock
+interrupted.</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo, that's His Impudence," Dorothy exclaimed.
+"I do hope he hasn't brought anybody.
+I shall simply rush out if he has."</p>
+
+<p>Stan hadn't. He came in at the door drawing
+off a pair of lemon-yellow gloves, said "Hallo,
+Aunt Grace," and rang the bell. He next said,
+"Hallo, Dot! Been out? Beastly smelly in
+town. No, I've not had tea. Look here, you've
+eaten all the hot cakes; never mind; bread and
+butter'll do, if you've got some jam&mdash;no, honey.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
+Got an invitation for you, Dot, to lunch, with
+Ferrers on Monday; can't you buck up and manage
+it?... Well, Aunt Grace, what brings you up
+here? Bit off your beat, isn't it? Awfully rude
+of me, I know, but it is a long way. Glad I came
+in."</p>
+
+<p>"I've been to see the Cosimo Pratts," said Lady
+Tasker.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy looked suddenly up.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, auntie, you didn't tell me that!" she
+exclaimed.</p>
+
+<p>A grin lighted up Stan's good-looking face.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh? How many annas to the rupee are they
+to-day? By Jove, they are a rum lot up there!
+Any new prime cuts?"</p>
+
+<p>"Stan, you mustn't!" said Dorothy, peremptorily.
+"Please don't! Don't listen to him,
+auntie; he's outrageous."</p>
+
+<p>But His Impudence went on, with his mouth
+full of bread and butter.</p>
+
+<p>"I've only seen the fore-quarter and the trotter,
+but you see I haven't been over the house. Did
+they show you the Bluebeard's Chamber? What
+is there there? By Jove, it's like Jezebel and the
+dogs.... But I don't suppose they'll have me
+up again. There was some chap there, and I got
+him by himself and told him he didn't know what
+he was talking about; rotten of me, I know, but
+you should have heard him! Anarchist&mdash;Votes
+for Women&mdash;all the lot; whew!... More tea,
+Ruth, please&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker felt the years beginning to ebb<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
+away from her again. She had remembered the
+hammock and the Invisible Men.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope he was&mdash;English?" she murmured.</p>
+
+<p>"Who?"</p>
+
+<p>"The man you say you were rude to."</p>
+
+<p>"English? Yes. Why? English? Rather!
+No end of gas about the Empire. Said it was on
+a wrong basis or something. Why do you ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"I only wondered."</p>
+
+<p>But Stan was perspicacious; he could see anything
+that was as closely thrust under his nose as
+is the comparative rarity of the Englishman in
+Hampstead. He laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that! We're used to that. We've all
+sorts up here.... By Jove, I believe Aunt Grace
+has been thrown into the arms of a Jap or a nigger
+or something! Well, if that doesn't put the lid
+on!... So of course you wondered what I meant
+by the fore-quarter and Jezebel and the dogs. Those
+are just some things they used to have.... Well,
+I'll tell you what you can do about it next time,
+auntie. You talk to 'em about Ludlow. That
+shuts 'em up. Sore spot, Ludlow; they're trying
+to forget about Ye Olde Englysshe Maypole, and
+that row with old Wynn-Jenkins, and old Griffin
+letting his hair grow and reciting those poems.
+They look at you as if it never happened. But
+they didn't shut <i>me</i> up."</p>
+
+<p>"You seem to have been thoroughly rude,"
+Lady Tasker remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, dash it all, they ask for it. She used
+to be some sort of a pal of Dorothy's&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"She's very clever, and she was always very kind
+to me," Dorothy interpolated over her sewing.</p>
+
+<p>"When, I should like to know? But never
+mind. I was going to say, Aunt Grace, that I've
+had to put my foot down. I won't have the Bits
+meeting those kids of Pratt's. It's perfectly awful;
+why, those children know as much as I do&mdash;and
+I know a bit! They'll be wanting latchkeys
+presently. That day I was up there I heard one of
+'em say that little boys weren't the same as little
+girls. I forget how she put it, but she knew all
+right; think of that, at about four! I wish I
+could remember the words, but it was a bit thick
+for four!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>A restrained smile, perhaps at the thought of
+Stan putting his foot down, had crossed Lady
+Tasker's face; no doubt it was part of the smile
+that she presently said, toying with the little gold-rimmed
+glass, "Quite right, Stan.... Anything
+fresh about Fortune &amp; Brooks? Dorothy
+told me."</p>
+
+<p>Stan's feelings on any subject were never so
+strong but that at a word he was quite ready to
+talk about something else. "Eh? Rather!"
+he said heartily, and went straightway off at score.&mdash;New?
+Yes. He'd seen old Brooks the day
+before; not a bad chap at all really; and they
+quite understood one another, he and old Brooks.
+He'd told Stan things, old Brooks had, (which Stan
+wasn't at liberty to disclose) about the commissions
+they paid for really first-class introductions,
+things that would astonish Lady Tasker!&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"You see," he explained, "as Brooks himself
+said, they can't afford to advertise in the ordinary
+way; <i>infra dig</i>. They'd actually lose custom if
+they put an ad. in the 'Daily Spec.' I don't mean
+that they don't put a thing now and then into the
+right kind of paper, but just being mentioned in
+general conversation, at dinners and tamashas
+and so on, that's <i>their</i> kind of advertisement!
+For instance&mdash;but just a minute, and I'll show
+you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He jumped up and dashed out of the room.
+Lady Tasker took advantage of his absence to
+give a discreet glance at Dorothy, but Dorothy's
+head remained bent demurely over her work. Stan
+returned, carrying a small parcel.</p>
+
+<p>"Here we are," he said, unfastening the package:
+and then suddenly his voice and manner
+changed remarkably. He took a small pot from
+the parcel and set it on the palm of his left hand;
+he pointed at it with the index-finger of his right
+hand; and a bright and poster-like smile overspread
+his face. He spoke slightly loudly, and
+very, very persuasively.</p>
+
+<p>"Now I have here, Aunt Grace, one of our newest
+lines&mdash;Pickled Banyan. Now I'm not going
+to ask you to take my word for it; I want you to
+try it for yourself. It isn't what this man says
+or what that man says; tasting's believing. Give
+me your teaspoon."</p>
+
+<p>"My <i>dear</i> Stan!" the astonished Lady Tasker
+gasped.</p>
+
+<p>"We're selling a great many of this particular<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+article, and are prepared to stake our reputation
+on it," Stan went on. "Established 1780; more
+than One Hundred Gold Medals. Those are our
+credentials. Those are what we lose.&mdash;Pass your
+spoon."</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker was rigid. Perhaps Stan would
+have been better advised to cast his spell over
+those who were going up in the world, and not
+on those who, like themselves, were coming down
+or barely holding their own. Again he went on,
+pointing engagingly at the small pot.</p>
+
+<p>"But just try it," he urged, pushing the pot
+under his aunt's nose. "It isn't what this man
+says or&mdash;I mean, it doesn't cost you anything to
+try it. A free trial invited. Here's the recipe,
+look, on the bottle&mdash;carefully selected Banyans,
+best cane sugar, lemon-juice refined by a patent
+process, and a touch of tabasco. The makers'
+guarantee on every label&mdash;none genuine without
+it&mdash;have a go!"</p>
+
+<p>With a "Really, Stan!" Lady Tasker had
+turned away in her chair, revolted. "And do
+you expect to go to a house again after an exhibition
+like that?" she asked over her shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?" said Stan, a little discomfited. "Too
+much salesman about it, d'you think? Brooks
+warned me about that. Fact is, he had a chap in
+as a sort of object-lesson. This chap came in&mdash;I
+didn't know they had schools and classes for
+this kind of thing, did you?&mdash;this chap came in,
+and I was supposed to be somebody who didn't
+want the stuff at any price, and he'd got to sell it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span>
+to me whether I wanted it or not, and old Brooks
+said to me, 'Now ask him how much the beastly
+muck is,' and a lot of facers like that, and so we'd
+a set-to.... Then, when the fellow had gone,
+he said he'd had him in just to show me how <i>not</i>
+to do it.... But he was an ingenious sort of beast,
+and I can't get his talk out of my head. I'd thought
+of having a shot at it to-night, but perhaps I'd
+better practise a bit more first. Thanks awfully
+for the criticism, Aunt Grace. If you don't mind
+I'll practise on you as we go along. I'm dining
+with a man to-night, but I'd better be sure of my
+ground.&mdash;Now what about having the Bits in,
+Dot?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think I hear them coming," said Dorothy,
+whose demureness had not given as much as a
+flicker. Perhaps she was wondering whether she
+could spare the sovereign His Impudence would
+presently ask her for.</p>
+
+<p>The door opened, and Noel and Jackie stood
+there with a nurse behind them. Noel walked
+stoutly in. Jackie, not yet very firm on his pins,
+bumbled after him like an overladen bee.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span></p>
+<h2>III</h2>
+
+<h3>THE "NOVUM"</h3>
+
+
+<p>Stan was quite right in supposing that the
+Cosimo Pratts wished to forget all about the
+Ludlow experiment that had disturbed the Shropshire
+country-side a year or more before, but he was
+wrong in the reason he assigned them. They were
+not in the least ashamed of it. As a stage in their
+intellectual development, the experiment had been
+entirely in its place. Especially in Mrs. Pratt's
+career&mdash;as an old student of the McGrath School
+of Art, a familiar (for a time) with Poverty in
+cheap studios, the painter of the famous Feminist
+picture "Barrage," and so forward&mdash;had this been
+true. Cosimo, in "The Life and Work of Miss
+Amory Towers," a labour to which he devoted
+himself intermittently, pointed out the naturalness
+and inevitability of the sequence with real
+eloquence. Step had led to step, and the omission
+of any one step would have ruined the whole.</p>
+
+<p>But nobody with work still in them lingers long
+over the past. They had dropped the task of
+regenerating rural England, or rather had handed
+it over to others, only when it had been pointed
+out to them that capacity so rare as theirs ought
+to be directed to larger ends. One evening there<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
+had put in an appearance at one of the Ludlow
+meetings&mdash;a meeting of the Hurdy-gurdy Octette,
+which afterwards gave instrumental performances
+with such success at Letchworth, Bushey and
+Golder's Green&mdash;Mr. Strong, the original founder
+and present editor of the "Novum Organum," or,
+as it was usually called, the "Novum." Mr. Strong,
+as it happened, was the man whom the scatter-brained
+Stan had met at The Witan, and of whom
+he had expected that impossibility of any man
+whomsoever&mdash;an admission that he did not know
+what he was talking about. At that time Mr.
+Strong had been perambulating the country with
+a Van, holding meetings and distributing literature;
+and whatever Mr. Strong's other failings might
+have been, nobody had ever said of him that he
+did not recognize a good thing when he saw it.
+The Cause itself had served as an introduction
+between him and Cosimo; it had also been a
+sufficient reason for his inviting himself to Cosimo's
+house for a couple of days and remaining there
+for three weeks; and then he had got rid of the
+Van and had come again. He was a rapturous
+talker, when there was an end to be gained, and he
+had expressed himself as strongly of the opinion
+that, magnificent a field for the sowing of the good
+seed as the country-side was, there was simply
+stupendous propaganda to be done in London.
+He knew (he had gone on) that Mrs. Pratt would
+forgive him (he had a searching blue eye and an
+actor's smile) if he appeared for a moment to
+speak disparagingly of what he might call the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
+mere graces of the Movement, (alluring as these
+were in Mrs. Pratt's capable and very pretty
+hands); it was not disparagement really; he
+only meant that these garlands would burgeon a
+hundred-fold if the stern and thankless work was
+got out of the way first. Mr. Strong had a valuable
+trick of suddenly making those searching blue eyes
+of his more searching, and of switching off the
+actor's smile altogether; both of these things had
+happened as he had gone on to point out that what
+the Cause was really languishing for was a serious
+and responsible organ; and then, and only then,
+when they had got (so to speak) the diapason, there
+would be time enough for the trills and appoggiaturas
+of the Hurdy-gurdy Band.</p>
+
+<p>Before the end of Mr. Strong's second visit Cosimo
+had put up the greater part of the money for the
+"Novum."</p>
+
+<p>So you see just where the feather-pated Stan
+was wrong. The Cosimo Pratts were not outfaced
+from anything; they had merely seen a new and
+heralding light. They did not so much recede
+from the Rural Experiment, and discussions of the
+Suffrage, and eating buns on the floor at assemblies
+of the Poets' Club, and a hundred and twenty other
+such things, as become as it were translated. They
+still shed over these activities the benignity of
+their approval, but from on high now. Amory
+could no longer be expected actually to "run"
+the Suffrage Shop herself&mdash;Dickie Lemesurier did
+that; nor the "Eden" (the new offshoot off the
+Lettuce Grill)&mdash;that she left to Katie Deedes;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
+nor the "Lectures on Love" Agency&mdash;that was
+quite safe in the hands of her friends, Walter Wyron
+and Laura Beamish. Amory merely shed approval
+down. She was <i>hors concours</i>. She ... but you
+really must read Cosimo's book. You will find
+it all there (or at any rate a good deal of it).</p>
+
+<p>For Amory Pratt, in so far as Cosimo was the proprietor
+of the "Novum," was the proprietor of the
+proprietor of a high-class weekly review that was
+presently going to put the two older parties out of
+business entirely. She had more than a Programme
+now; she had a Policy. She had crossed the line
+into the <i>haute politique</i>. Her At Homes were already
+taking on the character of the political salon,
+and between herself and the wives of ministers
+and ambassadors were differences, in degree perhaps,
+but not in kind. And that even these differences
+should become diminished she had taken on, ever
+since her settling-down at The Witan, slight, but
+significant, new attitudes and condescensions. She
+was kinder and more gracious to her sometime
+equals than before. She gave them encouraging
+looks, as much as to say that they need not be afraid
+of her. But it was quite definitely understood that
+when she took Mr. Strong apart under the copper
+beech or retired with him into the studio at the back
+of the house, she must on no account be disturbed.&mdash;Mr.
+Strong, by the way, always dressed in the
+same Norfolk jacket, red tie and soft felt hat, and
+his first caution to Cosimo and Amory had been
+that Brimby, the novelist, was an excellent chap, but
+not always to be taken very seriously.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Amory did not often put in an appearance at the
+"Novum's" offices. This was not that she
+thought it more befitting that Mr. Strong should
+wait on her, for she went about a good deal with
+Mr. Strong, and did not always trouble him to
+come up to The Witan to fetch her. It was, rather,
+if the truth must be told, that she found the offices
+rather dingy. Her senses loved the newly-machined
+smell of each new issue of the paper, but not the
+mingled odour of dust and stale gum and Virginia
+cigarettes of the place whence it came. Moreover,
+the premises were rather difficult to find. They
+lay at the back of Charing Cross Road. You
+dodged into an alley between a second-hand bookseller's
+and a shop where electric-light fittings were
+sold, entered a narrow yard, and, turning to the
+right into a gas-lighted cavern where were stacked
+hundreds and hundreds of sandwich-boards, some
+back-and-fronts, some with the iron forks for
+the bearer's shoulders, you ascended by means
+of a dark staircase to the second floor. There, at
+the end of a passage which some poster-artist had
+half papered with the specimens of his art, you
+came upon the three rooms. The first of these
+was the general office; the second was Mr. Strong's
+private office; and the third was a room which,
+the "Novum" having no need of it, Mr. Strong
+had thought he might as well use as a rent-free
+bedroom as not. The door of this room Mr.
+Strong always kept locked. It was more prudent.
+He was supposed to live somewhere in South
+Kentish Town, and gave this address to certain of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>
+his correspondents. The letters of these reached
+him sooner or later, through the agency of a barber,
+in whose window was a placard, "Letters may be
+addressed here."</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps, too, the extraordinary people who visited
+Mr. Strong in the way of business helped to keep
+Amory away. For an endless succession of the
+queerest people came&mdash;contributors, and would-be
+contributors, and friends of the Cause who "were
+just passing and thought they'd look in," and
+artists seeking a paper with the courage to print
+really stinging caricatures, and article-writers who
+were out of a job only because they dared to tell
+the truth about things, and Russian political
+exiles, and Armenians who wanted passages to
+America, and Eurasians who wanted rifles, and
+tramps, and poets, and the boy from the milkshop
+who brought in the bread and butter and eggs for
+Mr. Strong's breakfast. And out of these strange
+elements had grown up the paper's literary style.
+This was unique in London journalism: philosophical,
+yet homely; horizon-wide of outlook, yet
+never without hope that the shining thing in the
+gutter might prove to be a jewel; and, despite
+its habitual omissions of the prefix "Mr." from
+the names of statesmen, and its playful allusions
+to this personage's nose or the waist-measurement
+of the other, with more than a little of the Revelation
+of Saint John the Divine about it. "Damn"
+and "Hell" were words the "Novum" commonly
+used. Once Amory had demurred at the use of a
+word stronger still. But Mr. Strong had merely<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
+replied, "If I can say it to you I think I can say it
+to them." He was no truckler to his proprietors,
+and anyhow, the man whom the word had encarnadined
+was only a colliery-owner.</p>
+
+<p>The "Novum" had hardly been six weeks old
+when a certain desire on Amory's part to make
+experiment of her power had, putatively at any
+rate, lost it money. The little collision of wills
+had come about over the question of whether the
+"Novum" should admit advertisements to its
+columns or not. Now as most people know, that
+is a question that seldom arises in journalism. A
+question far more likely to arise is whether the
+advertisements can be got. But when a journal
+sets out to do something that hitherto has not only
+not been done, but has not even been attempted, you
+will admit that the case is special. The experience
+of other papers is useless; their economics
+do not apply. What did apply was the fact that
+Mrs. Pratt had been an artist, looked on sheets
+of paper from another angle than that of the mere
+journalist and literary man, and loved symmetry
+and could not endure unsightliness. Besides, "No
+Compromise" was the "Novum's" motto, and
+what was the good of having a motto like that if you
+compromised in the very form of your expression?...
+A "shoulder-piece," "<i>The Little Mary
+Emollient</i>," had brought out all Mrs. Pratt's finer
+artistic instincts. Here was a journal consecrated
+to a great and revolutionary cause, and the very
+first thing to catch a reader's eye was, not only
+an advertisement, but a facetious advertisement at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
+that&mdash;a Pill, without a Pill's robust familiarity&mdash;a
+commercial cackle issuing from the "Novum's"
+august and oracular mouth.... For the first
+time in her life Mrs. Pratt had wielded the blue
+pencil, tearing the rubbishy proof-paper in the
+energy with which she did so. Mr. Strong's blue
+eyes, bluer for the contrast with his red knot of
+a tie, had watched her face, but he had said nothing.
+He was willing to humour her....</p>
+
+<p>But when all was said and done he was an editor,
+and no sooner was Amory's back turned than he
+had restored the announcement. The paper had
+appeared, and there had been a row....</p>
+
+<p>"Then I appeal to Pratt," Mr. Strong had said,
+with all the good-nature in the world. "I take
+it the 'Novum's' a serious enterprise, and not just
+a hobby?"</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo had glanced a little timidly at his wife.
+Then he had replied thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know. I'm not so sure. That is, I'm
+not so sure it oughtn't to be a serious enterprise
+<i>and</i> a hobby. The world's best work is always done
+for love&mdash;that's another way of calling it a hobby&mdash;you
+see what I mean&mdash;Nietzsche has something
+about it somewhere or other&mdash;or if he hasn't Ruskin
+has&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Any number of effective replies had been open to
+Mr. Strong, but he had used none of them. Instead
+his eyes had given as it were a flick to Amory's
+face. The proprietor's proprietor had continued
+indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>"It ruins the whole effect! It's <i>unspeakably</i><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
+vulgar! After that glowing, that impassioned
+Foreword&mdash;<i>this</i>! Hardly a month ago that lovely
+apostrophe to Truth Naked&mdash;that beautiful image
+of her stark and innocent on our banners but with
+a forest of bright bayonets bristling about her&mdash;and
+now <i>this</i>! It's revolting!"</p>
+
+<p>But Mr. Strong had himself written that impassioned
+Foreword, and knew all about it. Again
+he had given his proprietor's wife that quietly
+humouring look.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean that the 'Novum's' going to
+refuse advertisements?"</p>
+
+<p>"I mean that I blue-pencilled that one myself."</p>
+
+<p>"And what about the others&mdash;the 'Eden' and
+the Suffrage Shop and Wyron's Lectures?"</p>
+
+<p>"They're different. They <i>are</i> the Cause. You
+said yourself that the 'Novum' was going to be
+a sort of generalissimo, and these the brigades or
+whatever they're called. They are, at any rate,
+doing the Work. Is <i>that</i> doing any Work, I should
+like to know?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong had refrained from flippancy.&mdash;"I
+see what you mean," he had replied equably.
+"At the same time, if you're going to refuse
+advertisements the thing's going to cost a good
+deal more money."</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" Amory had replied, as who might say,
+"Has money been refused you yet?"</p>
+
+<p>Strong had given a compliant shrug&mdash;"All right.
+That means I censor the advertisements, I suppose.
+New industry. Very well. The 'Eden' and
+Wyron's Lectures and Week-end Cottages and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>
+Plato Press only, then. I'll strike out that
+'<i>Platinum: False Teeth Bought</i>.' But I warn
+you it will cost more."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind that."</p>
+
+<p>And so the incident had ended.</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps Mrs. Pratt's sensitiveness of eye
+was not the only cause of the rejection of that
+offending advertisement. Another reason might
+have lain in her present relation with her sometime
+fellow-student of the McGrath School of Art, Dorothy
+Tasker. For that relation had suffered a change
+since the days when the two girls had shared a
+shabby day-studio in Cheyne Walk, Chelsea. At
+that time, now five years ago, Amory Towers had
+been thrust by circumstances into a position of
+ignoble envy of her friend. She had been poor,
+and Dorothy's people (or so she had supposed)
+very, very wealthy. True, poor Dorothy, without
+as much as a single spark of talent, had nevertheless
+buckled to, and, in various devious ways, had contrived
+to suck a parasitic living out of the wholesome
+body of real art; none the less, Amory had conceived
+her friend to be of the number of those who play at
+hardship and independence with a fully spread table
+at home for them to return to when they are tired
+of the game. But the case was entirely changed
+now. Amory frankly admitted that she had been
+mistaken in one thing, namely, that if those people
+of Dorothy's had more money, they had also more
+claims upon it, and so were relatively poor. Amory
+herself was now very comfortably off indeed. By
+that virtue and good management which the envious<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
+call luck, she had now money, Cosimo's money, to
+devote to the regeneration of the world. Dorothy,
+married to the good-tempered and shiftless Stan,
+sometimes did not know which way to turn for the
+overdue quarter's rent.</p>
+
+<p>Now among her other ways of making ends meet
+Dorothy had for some years done rather well out
+of precisely that kind of work which Amory refused
+to allow the "Novum" to touch&mdash;advertisements.
+She had wormed herself into the services of this
+firm and that as an advertisement-adviser. But
+her contracts had begun in course of time to lapse,
+one or two fluky successes had not been followed up,
+and two children had further tightened things. Nor
+had Stan been of very much help. Amory despised
+Stan. She thought him, not a man, but a
+mere mouth to be fed. Real men, like Cosimo,
+always had money, and Amory was quite sure that,
+even if Cosimo had not inherited a fortune from
+his uncle, he would still have contrived to make
+himself the possessor of money in some other way.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore Amory was even kinder to Dorothy
+than she was to Dickie Lemesurier of the Suffrage
+Shop, to Katie Deedes of the "Eden," and to Laura
+Beamish and Walter Wyron, who ran the
+"Lectures on Love." But somehow&mdash;it was a little
+difficult to say exactly how, but there it undoubtedly
+was&mdash;Dorothy did not accept her kindnesses in
+quite the proper spirit. One or two she had even
+rejected&mdash;gently, Amory was bound to admit, but
+still a rejection. For example, there had been that
+little rebuff (to call it by its worst name for a moment)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>
+about the governess. Amory had, in Miss Britomart
+Belchamber, the most highly-qualified
+governess for Corin and Bonniebell that money
+and careful search had been able to obtain; Dorothy
+lived less than a quarter of an hour's walk away;
+it would have been just as easy for Britomart to
+teach four children as to teach two; but Dorothy
+had twisted and turned and had finally said that
+she had decided that she couldn't put Amory to
+the trouble. And again, when the twins had had
+their party, Amory would positively have <i>liked</i>
+Noel and Jackie to come and dance "Twickenham
+Ferry" in those spare costumes and to join in those
+songs from the Book of Caroline Ditties; but again
+an excuse had been made. And half a dozen similar
+things had driven Amory to the conclusion, sadly
+against her will, that the Taskers were taking up
+that ridiculous, if not actually hostile attitude, of
+the poor who hug their pride. It was not nice
+between old friends. Amory could say with a
+clear conscience that she had not refused Dorothy's
+help in the days when the boot had been on the
+other leg. She was not resentful, but really it did
+look very much like putting on airs.</p>
+
+<p>But of course that stupid Stanhope Tasker was
+at the bottom of it all. Amory did not so much
+mind his not having liked her from the first; she
+would have been sorry to let a trifle like that
+ruffle her equanimity; but it was evident that he
+did not in the least realize his position. She was
+quite sure, in the first place, that he couldn't afford
+(or rather Dorothy couldn't afford) to pay eighty<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
+pounds for that flat, plus another twenty for the
+little office they had annexed and used as a nursery.
+And in the next place he dressed absurdly above
+his position. Cosimo dressed for hygiene and
+comfort, in cellular things and things made of non-irritant
+vegetable fibre; but those absurdly modish
+jackets and morning-coats of Stan's had, unless
+Amory was very much mistaken, to be bought at
+the expense of real necessaries. And so with their
+hospitality. In that too, they tried to cut a dash
+and came very near to making themselves ridiculous.
+Amory didn't want to interfere; she couldn't plan
+and be wise for everybody; she had her own affairs to
+attend to; but she was quite sure that the
+Taskers would have done better to regulate their
+hospitality as hospitality was regulated at The Witan&mdash;that
+was, to make no special preparation, but to
+have the door always open to their friends. But no;
+the Taskers must make a splash. They must needs
+"invite" people and be a little stand-offish about
+people coming uninvited. They were "At home"
+and "Not at home" for all the world as if they had
+been important people. But Amory would have
+thought herself very stupid to be taken in by all
+this ceremony. For example, the last time she
+and Cosimo had been asked to the flat to dinner
+she knew that they had been "worked off" only
+because the Taskers had had the pheasants given
+by somebody, and very likely the fish too. And
+it would have been just like Stan Tasker's insolence
+had he asked them because he <i>knew</i> that the Pratts
+did not eat poor beasties that should have been<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
+allowed to live because of their lovely plumes, nor
+the pretty speckled creatures that had done no harm
+to the destroyer who had taken them with a hook
+out of their pretty stream.</p>
+
+<p>But, kind to her old friend as Amory was always
+ready to be, she did not feel herself called upon to
+go out of her way to be very nice to her friend's
+husband. He had no right to expect it after his
+rudeness to Edgar Strong about the "Novum."
+For it had been about the "Novum" that Stan
+had given Strong that talking-to. Much right
+(Amory thought hotly) he had to talk! Just because
+he consorted with men who counted their money
+in rupees and thought nothing of shouldering their
+darker-skinned brothers off the pavement, he thought
+he was entitled to put an editor into his place!
+But the truth, of course, was, that that very familiarity
+prevented him from really knowing anything
+about these questions at all. Because an order was
+established, he had not imagination enough to see
+how it could have been anything different. His
+mind (to give it that name) was of the hidebound,
+official type, and too many limited intelligences of
+that kind stopped the cause of Imperial progress
+to-day. Or rather, they tried to stop it, and perhaps
+thought they were stopping it; but really, little as
+they suspected it, they were helping more than
+they knew. A pig-headed administration does
+unconsciously help when, out of its own excesses, a
+divine discontent is bred. Mr. Suwarree Prang
+had been eloquent on that very subject one afternoon
+not very long ago. A charming man! Amory<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>
+had listened from her hammock, rapt. Mr. Prang
+did the "Indian Review" for the "Novum," in
+flowery but earnest prose; and as he actually was
+Indian, and did not merely hobnob with a few
+captains and subalterns home on leave, it was to be
+supposed that he would know rather more of the
+subject than Mr. Stanhope Tasker!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>And Mr. Stanhope Tasker had had the cheek
+to tell Mr. Strong that he didn't know what he was
+talking about!</p>
+
+<p>Amory felt that she could never be sufficiently
+thankful for the chance that had thrown Mr. Strong
+in her way. She had always secretly felt that her
+gifts were being wasted on such minor (but still
+useful) tasks as the "Eden" Restaurant and the
+"Love Lectures" Agency. But her personal
+exaltation over Katie Deedes and the others had
+caused her no joy. What had given her joy had
+been the immensely enlarged sphere of her usefulness;
+that was it, not the odious vanity of leadership,
+but the calm and responsible envisaging of a
+task for which not one in ten thousand had the
+vision and courage and strength. And Edgar
+Strong had shown her these things. Of course,
+if he had put them in these words she might have
+suspected him of trying to flatter her; but as a
+matter of fact he had not said a single word about
+it. He had merely allowed her to see for herself.
+That was his way: to all-but-prove a thing&mdash;to
+take it up to the very threshold of demonstration&mdash;and
+then apparently suddenly to lose interest in
+it. And that in a way was his weakness as an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
+editor. Amory, whom three or four wieldings of
+the blue pencil had sufficed to convince that there
+was nothing in journalism that an ordinary intelligence
+could not master in a month, realized this.
+She herself, it went without saying, always saw
+at once exactly what Mr. Strong meant; she personally
+liked those abrupt and smiling stops that
+left Mr. Strong's meaning as it were hung up in
+the air; but it was a mistake to suppose that
+everybody was as clever as she and Mr. Strong.
+"I's" had to be dotted and "t's" crossed for the
+multitude. But it was at that point that Mr.
+Strong always became almost languid.</p>
+
+<p>It was inevitable that the man who had thus
+revealed to her, after a single glance at her, such
+splendid and unsuspected capacities within herself,
+should exercise a powerful fascination over Amory.
+If he had seen all this in her straight away (as he
+assured her he had), then he was a man not lightly
+to be let go. He might be the man to show her
+even greater things yet. He puzzled her; but he
+appeared to understand her; and as both of them
+understood everybody else, she was aware of a
+challenge in his society that none other of her
+set afforded her. He could even contradict her
+and go unsacked. Prudent people, when they
+sack, want to know what they are sacking, and
+Amory did not know. Therefore Mr. Strong was
+quite sure of his job until she should find out.</p>
+
+<p>Another thing that gave Mr. Strong this apparently
+off-hand hold over her was the confidential
+manner in which he had warned her not to take Mr.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
+Brimby, the novelist, too seriously. For without
+the warning Amory, like a good many other
+people, might have committed precisely that error....
+But when Mr. Brimby, taking Amory apart
+one day, had expressed in her ear a gentle doubt
+whether Mr. Strong was quite "sound" on certain
+important questions, Amory had suddenly seen.
+Mr. Strong had "cut" one of Mr. Brimby's
+poignantly sorrowful sketches of the East End&mdash;seen
+through Balliol eyes&mdash;and Mr. Brimby was
+resentful. She did not conceal from herself that
+he might even be a little envious of Mr. Strong's
+position. He might have been wiser to keep his
+envy to himself, for, while mere details of routine
+could hardly expect to get Amory's personal attention,
+there was one point on which Mr. Strong
+was quite "sound" enough for Amory&mdash;his sense
+of her own worth and of how that worth had hitherto
+been wasted. And Mr. Strong had not been ill-natured
+about Mr. Brimby either. He had merely
+twinkled and put Amory on her guard. And
+because he appeared to have been right in this
+instance, Amory was all the more disposed to
+believe in his rightness when he gave her a second
+warning. This was about Wilkinson, the Labour
+Member. He was awfully fond of dear old Wilkie,
+he said; he didn't know a man more capable in
+some things than Wilkie was; but it would be
+foolish to deny that he had his limitations. He
+wasn't fluid enough; wanted things too much
+cut-and-dried; was a little inclined to mistake
+violence for strength; and of course the whole point<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
+about the "Novum" was that it was fluid....</p>
+
+<p>"In fact," Mr. Strong concluded, his wary blue
+eyes ceasing suddenly to hold Amory's brook-brown
+ones and taking a reflective flight past her
+head instead, "for a paper like ours&mdash;I'm hazarding
+this, you understand, and keep my right to reconsider
+it&mdash;I'm not sure that a certain amount of
+fluidity isn't a Law...."</p>
+
+<p>Amory nodded. She thought it excellently put.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>IV</h2>
+
+<h3>THE STONE WALL</h3>
+
+
+<p>Amory sometimes thought, when she took
+her bird's-eye-view of the numerous activities
+that found each its voice in its proper place
+in the columns of the "Novum," that she would
+have allowed almost any of them to perish for lack
+of support rather than the Wyron's "Lectures
+on Love." She admitted this to be a weakness
+in herself, a sneaking fondness, no more; but
+there it was&mdash;just that one blind spot that mars
+even the clearest and most piercing vision. And
+she always smiled when Mr. Strong tried to show
+this weakness of hers in the light of a merit.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no," she always said, "I don't defend it.
+Twenty things are more important really, but I
+can't help it. I suppose it's because we know
+all about Laura and Walter themselves."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps so," Mr. Strong would musingly concede.</p>
+
+<p>Anybody who was anybody knew all about
+Laura Beamish and Walter Wyron and a certain
+noble defeat in their lives that was to be accounted
+as more than a hundred ordinary victories. That
+almost historic episode had just shown everybody<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
+who was anybody what the world's standards
+were really worth. Hitherto the Wyrons have
+been spoken of both as a married couple and as
+"Walter Wyron" and "Laura Beamish" separately;
+let the slight ambiguity now be cleared up.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Cosimo Pratt became on occasion Miss
+Amory Towers for reasons that began and ended
+in her profession as a painter; and everybody
+who was anybody was as well aware that Miss
+Amory Towers, the painter of the famous feminist
+picture "Barrage," was in reality Mrs. Cosimo
+Pratt, as the great mass of people who were nobody
+knew that Miss Elizabeth Thompson, the painter
+of "The Roll Call," was actually Lady Butler.
+But not so with the Wyrons. Reasons, not of
+business, nor yet of fame, but of a burning and
+inextinguishable faith, had led to their noble
+equivocation. Deeply seated in the hearts
+both of Walter and of Laura had lain a passionate
+non-acceptance of the merely parroted formula
+of the Wedding Service. So searching and
+fundamental had this been that by the time their
+various objections had been disposed of little had
+remained that had seemed worth bothering about;
+and in one sense they had not bothered about it.
+True, in another sense they had bothered, and
+that was precisely where the defeat came in; but
+that did not dim the splendour of the attempt. To
+come without further delay to the point, the Wyrons
+had married, under strong protest, in the ordinary
+everyday way, Laura submitting to the momentary
+indignity of a ring; but thereafter they had magnificently<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+vindicated the New Movement (in that
+one aspect of it) by not saying a word about the
+ceremony of their marriage to anybody&mdash;no, not
+even to the people who were somebody. Then
+they had flown off to the Latin Quarter.</p>
+
+<p>It had not been in the Latin Quarter, however,
+that the true character of their revolt had first
+shown. Perhaps&mdash;nobody knows&mdash;their relation
+had not been singular enough there. Perhaps&mdash;there
+were people base enough to whisper this&mdash;they
+had feared the singularity of "letting on."
+It is easy to do in the Boul' Mich' as the Boul'
+Mich' does. The real difficulties begin when you
+try to do in London what London permits only as
+long as you do it covertly.</p>
+
+<p>And if there had been a certain covertness about
+their behaviour when, after a month, they had
+returned, what a venial and pardonable subterfuge,
+to what a tremendous end! Amory herself,
+up to then, had not had a larger conception. For
+while the Wyrons had secretly married simply
+and solely in order that their offspring should
+not lie under a stigma, their overt lives had been
+one impassioned and beautiful protest against
+any assumption whatever on the part of the world
+of a right to make rules for the generation that was
+to follow. No less a gospel than this formed the
+substance of those Lectures of Walter's; great
+as the number of the born was, his mission was
+the protection of a greater number still. The
+best aspects both of legitimacy and of illegitimacy
+were to be stereoscoped in the perfect birth. And<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>
+he now had, in quite the strict sense of the word,
+a following. The same devoted faces followed
+him from the Lecture at the Putney Baths on
+the Monday to that at the Caxton Hall on the
+Thursday, from his ascending the platform at the
+Hampstead Town Hall on the Tuesday to his
+addressing of a garden-party from under the copper-beech
+at The Witan on the Sunday afternoon. And
+in course of time the faithfulness of the followers
+was rewarded. They graduated, so to speak, from
+the seats in the body of the building to the platform
+itself. There they supported Laura, and gave
+her a countenance that she no longer needed
+(for she had earned her right to wear her wedding-ring
+openly now), and flocked about the lecturer
+afterwards, not as about a mere man, but rather
+as seeing in him the physician, the psychologist,
+the expert, the helper, and the setter of crooked
+things straight that he was.</p>
+
+<p>As a lecturer&mdash;may we say as a prophet?&mdash;Walter
+had a manner original and taking in the
+extreme. Anybody less sustained by his vision
+and less upheld by his faith might have been a
+little tempted to put on "side," but not so Walter.
+Perhaps his familiarity with the stage&mdash;everybody
+knew his father, Herman Wyron, of the New Greek
+Theatre&mdash;had taught him the value of the large
+and simple statement of large and simple things;
+anyhow, he did not so much lecture to his audiences
+as accompany them, chattily and companionably,
+through the various windings of his subject.
+With his hands thrust unaffectedly into the pockets<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
+of his knickers, and a sort of sublimated "Well,
+here we are again" expression on his face, he allayed
+his hearers' natural timidity before the magnitude
+of his mission, and gave them a direct and human
+confab. on a subject that returned as it were from
+its cycle of vastness to simple personal experience
+again. His every sentence seemed to say, "Don't
+be afraid; it's nothing really; soon you'll be as
+much at your ease in dealing with these things as
+I am; just let me tell you an anecdote." No
+wonder Laura held her long and muscular neck
+very straight above her hand-embroidered yoke.
+Everybody understood that unless she adopted some
+sort of an attitude her proper pride in such a married
+lover must show, which would have been rather
+rubbing it in to the rest of her sex. So she booked
+dates for new lectures almost nonchalantly, and,
+when the platform was invaded at the end of the
+Lecture, or Walter stepped down to the level of
+those below, she was there in person as the final
+demonstration of how well these things actually
+would work as soon as Society had decided upon
+some concerted action.</p>
+
+<p>Corin and Bonniebell, Amory's twins, did not
+attend Walter's Lectures. It was not deemed
+advisable to keep them out of bed so late at night.
+But Miss Britomart Belchamber, the governess,
+could have passed&mdash;had in fact passed&mdash;an examination
+in them. It had been Amory who,
+so to speak, had set the paper. For it had been
+at one of the Lectures&mdash;the one on "<i>The Future
+Race: Are We Making Manacles?</i>"&mdash;that Miss<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+Belchamber had first impressed Amory favourably.
+Amory had singled her out, first because
+she wore the guarantee of Prince Eadmond's
+Collegiate Institution&mdash;the leather-belted brown
+sleeveless djibbah with the garment of fine buff
+fabric showing beneath it as the fruit of a roasted
+chestnut shows when the rind splits&mdash;and secondly
+because of her admirable physique. She was
+splendidly fair, straight as an athlete, and could
+shut up her long and massive limbs in a wicker
+chair like a clasp-knife; and for her movements
+alone it was almost a sin that Walter's father could
+not secure her for the New Greek Society's revival
+of "Europa" at the Choragus Theatre. And
+she was not too quick mentally. That is not to
+say that she was a fool. What made Amory
+sure that she was not a fool was that she herself
+was not instinctively attracted by fools, and it
+was better that Miss Belchamber should be ductile
+under the influence of Walter's ideas than that
+she should have just wit enough to ask those stupid
+and conventional and so-called "practical" questions
+that Walter always answered at the close
+of the evening as patiently as if he had never heard
+them before. And Miss Belchamber told the
+twins stories, and danced "Rufty Tufty," with
+them, and "Catching of Quails," and was really
+cheap at her rather stiff salary. Cosimo loved to
+watch her at "Catching of Quails." If the children
+did not grow up with a love of beauty after that,
+he said, he gave it up. (The twins, by the way,
+unconsciously served Amory as another example<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>
+of Dorothy Tasker's unreasonableness. As the
+mother of Noel and Jackie, Dorothy seemed rather
+to fancy herself as an experienced woman. But
+Amory could afford to smile at this pretension.
+There was a difference in age of a year and more
+between Noel and Jackie. No doubt Dorothy
+knew a little, but she, Amory, could have told
+her a thing or two).</p>
+
+<p>On a Wednesday afternoon about a fortnight
+after Lady Tasker's visit to The Witan, Amory
+walked the garden thoughtfully. The weather
+was growing chilly, the hammock had been taken
+in, and her feet in the fallen leaves made a melancholy
+sound. Cosimo had left her half an hour before;
+certain points had struck him in the course of
+conversation which he thought ought to be incorporated
+in the "<i>Life and Work</i>"; and it was a
+rule at The Witan that nothing must ever be allowed
+to interfere with the impulse of artistic creation.
+For the matter of that, Amory herself was creating
+now, or at any rate was at the last preparatory
+stage that immediately precedes creation. Presently
+she would have taken the plunge and would be
+deep in the new number of the "Novum." For
+the moment she was thinking of Mr. Strong.</p>
+
+<p>As she tried to clear up exactly what place Mr.
+Strong had in her thoughts she was struck by the
+dreadful tendency words and names and definitions
+have to attach themselves to vulgar and ready-made
+meanings&mdash;a tendency so strong that she
+had even caught herself more than once jumping
+to a common conclusion. To take an example,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
+though a rather preposterous one. Had Dorothy,
+with one of her ridiculous advertisements waiting
+to be done, confessed to her that instead of setting
+about it she was thinking of a male person with
+a pair of alert blue eyes and a curiously mobile
+and clean-cut mouth (not that it was likely that
+Dorothy would have had the candour to make
+such a confession)&mdash;well, Amory might have smiled
+just like anybody else. She was not trying to
+make herself out any better than others. She was
+candid about it, however, which they were often not.</p>
+
+<p>Still, the trouble about her feeling for Mr. Strong
+was to find a word for it that had not been vulgarized.
+She was, of course, exceedingly interested in him,
+but that was not saying very much. She "liked"
+him, too, but that again might mean anything.
+Her difficulty was that she herself was so special;
+and so on second thoughts she might have been
+right in giving an interpretation to Dorothy's
+actions, and Dorothy quite wrong in giving the same
+interpretation to hers merely because the data were
+the same.</p>
+
+<p>Nor had Mr. Strong himself been able to help
+her very much when, a couple of days before, she
+had put the question to him, earnestly and without
+hateful false shame.</p>
+
+<p>"What <i>is</i> this relation of ours?" she had asked
+him, point-blank and fearlessly.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?" Mr. Strong had replied, a little startled.</p>
+
+<p>"There <i>must</i> be a relation of some sort between
+every two people who come into contact. I'm
+just wondering exactly what ours <i>is</i>."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Then Mr. Strong had knitted his brows and
+had said, presently, "I see.... Have you read
+'<i>The Tragic Comedians</i>?'"&mdash;Amory had not,
+and the copy of the book which she had immediately
+ordered had not come yet. And then she too had
+knitted her brows. She had caught the trick from
+him.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose that what it really comes to is knowing
+<i>yourself</i>," she had mused; and at that Mr.
+Strong had given her a quick approving look,
+almost as if he said that if she put in her thumb
+in the same place again she might pull out a plum
+very well worth having.</p>
+
+<p>"And not," Amory had continued, curiously
+heartened, "anything about the other person at all."</p>
+
+<p>"Good, good," Mr. Strong had applauded under
+his breath; "have you Edward Carpenter's book
+in the house, by the way?... Never mind: I'll
+send you my copy."</p>
+
+<p>He had sent it. It was in Amory's hand now.
+She had discovered that it had a catching and
+not easily identifiable smell of its own, of Virginia
+cigarettes and damp and she knew not what else,
+all mingled; and somehow the smell seemed quite
+as much an answer to the question she had asked
+as anything in the book itself.</p>
+
+<p>Nor, despite Walter's special knowledge of these
+indications, could she go to the Wyrons for diagnosis
+and advice. For one thing, there was her own
+position of high patronage to be considered; for
+another, splendidly daring as the Wyrons' original
+protest had been, the Lectures had lately begun<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>
+to have a little the air of a shop, over the counter
+of which admittedly valuable specifics were handed,
+but with a kind of "<i>And</i> the next article, please?"
+suspicion about it. Besides, the Wyrons, having
+no children, had of necessity to "chic" a little in
+cases where children formed a complicating element.
+Besides ... but anyway, Amory wasn't going
+either to Laura Beamish or to Walter Wyron.</p>
+
+<p>She made a charming picture as she walked
+slowly the length of the privet hedge and then
+turned towards the copper beech again. Mr. Strong
+had said that he liked her in that dress&mdash;an aluminium-grey
+one, very simple and very expensive,
+worn with a handsome Indian shawl, a gift of
+Mr. Prang's, the mellow colour of which "led
+up" to the glowing casque of her hair; and she
+had smiled when Mr. Strong had added that Britomart
+Belchamber's rough tabards and the half-gym
+costume in which she danced "Rufty Tufty"
+would not have suited her, Amory, at all. Probably
+they wouldn't&mdash;not as a regular thing. Cosimo
+liked those, especially when the wearer was largish;
+indeed, it was one of Cosimo's humours to pose
+as Britomart's admirer. But Amory was small,
+and never shut her limbs up like a multiple-lever
+in a basket chair, but drew her skirt down
+a foot or so below her toes instead whenever she
+sat down. She fancied, though Mr. Strong had
+never used the word, that the "Novum's" editor
+found Miss Belchamber just a little hoydenish.</p>
+
+<p>Amory wished that something would bring Mr.
+Strong up that afternoon. It was one of the days<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>
+on which the editing of the "Novum" could take
+care of itself, and besides, they would actually be
+editing it together. For the next number but one&mdash;the
+forthcoming one was already passed&mdash;was to be
+their most important utterance yet. It was to
+indicate clearly, firmly and once for all, their
+Indian policy. The threatened failure of the monsoon
+made the occasion urgent, and Mr. Suwarree Prang
+himself had explained to Amory only the night
+before precisely what the monsoon was, and how
+its failure would provide, from the point of view
+of those who held that the present wicked regime
+of administration by the strong hand was at last
+tottering to its fall, a providential opportunity.
+It had struck Amory as wondrously romantic
+and strange that a meteorological condition half-way
+round the world, in a place she had never
+seen, should thus change the course of her quiet
+life in Hampstead; but, properly considered, no
+one thing in this wonderful world was more wonderful
+than another. It was Life, and Life, as she
+remembered to have read somewhere or other,
+is for the Masters of it. And she was beginning
+to find that after all these things only required
+a little confidence. It was as easy to swim in six
+miles deep of water, like that place in Cosimo's
+atlas of which the name escaped her for the moment,
+as it was in six feet. And Mr. Prang had talked
+to her so long and so vividly about India that
+she sometimes found it quite difficult to realize that
+she had never been there.</p>
+
+<p>Still wishing that Mr. Strong would come, she<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
+slowly left the garden and entered the house. In
+the hall she paused for a moment, and a tender
+little smile softened her face. She had stopped
+before the exquisite casts of the foot and the arm.
+Pensively she took the foot up from the console
+table, and then, coming to a resolution, she took
+the arm down from its hook on the wall. After
+all, beautiful as she had to admit them to be, the
+studio, and not the hall, was the proper place for
+them.</p>
+
+<p>With the foot and Edward Carpenter in her
+left hand, and the plaster arm hugged to her right
+breast, she walked along the passage and sought
+the studio.</p>
+
+<p>It was called the studio, and there certainly
+were canvases and easels and other artists' paraphernalia
+there, but it was less used for painting than
+as a room for sitting and smoking and tea and
+discussion. It was a comfortable apartment. Rugs
+made islands on the thick cork floor-covering,
+and among the rugs were saddlebag chairs, a long
+adjustable chair, and a wide couch covered with
+faded tapestry. The room was an annex of corrugated
+iron lined with matchboarding, but electric-light
+fittings depended from the iron ties overhead,
+and in place of an ordinary hearth was a sort of
+stage one, with an imitation log of asbestos, which,
+when you put a match to it, broke into a licking
+of blue and yellow gas-jets. The north window
+occupied the whole of the garden end, and, facing
+it, was the large cartoon for Amory's unfinished
+allegorical picture, "<i>The Triumph of Humane<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
+Government</i>." High up and just within the door
+was the bell that answered to the button outside.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was putting down the casts on a Benares
+tray when the ringing of this bell startled her.
+But as it rang in the kitchen also, she did not move
+to answer it. She stood listening, the fingers of
+one hand to her lips, those of the other still resting
+on the plaster shoulder. Then she heard a voice,
+and a moment later there came a tap at the door.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mr. Strong.</p>
+
+<p>He advanced, and did a thing he had not done
+before&mdash;lifted the hand she extended to his lips
+and then let it drop again. But Amory was not
+surprised. It was merely a new and natural expression
+of the homage he had never concealed, and
+even had Amory been vain enough to suppose
+that it meant anything more, the briskness of the
+"Good afternoon" that followed it would have
+disabused her. "Glad I found you," Mr. Strong
+said. "I wanted to see you. Cosimo in?"</p>
+
+<p>Her husband was always Cosimo to him, but in
+speaking to herself he used no name at all. It was
+as if he hesitated to call her Amory, and refused to
+call her Mrs. Pratt. Even "Miss Towers" he had
+only used once, and that was some time ago.</p>
+
+<p>Amory's fingers left the cast, and Mr. Strong
+walked towards the asbestos log.&mdash;"May I?" he
+said, drawing forth a packet of Virginia cigarettes;
+and afterwards he put the match with which he
+lighted one of the cigarettes to the log. Amory
+drew up a small square footstool, and put her
+elbows on her knees and her interwoven fingers<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
+beneath her chin. Mr. Strong examined the end
+of his cigarette, and thrust his chin down into his
+red tie and his hands deep into his trousers pockets.
+Then he seemed to plunge into thought.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly he shot a glance at Amory, and said
+abruptly, "I suppose you've talked over the Indian
+policy with Cosimo?"</p>
+
+<p>It was nice and punctilious of him, the way he
+always dragged Cosimo in, and Amory liked it.
+She felt sure that the editor of the "Times," calling
+on the Prime Minister's wife, would not ignore
+the Prime Minister. But to-day she was a little
+abstracted&mdash;dull&mdash;she didn't know exactly what;
+and so she replied, without moving, "Would you
+like him here? He's busy with the '<i>Life</i>'."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no, don't trouble him then."</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause. Then, "I did talk to him
+about it. And to Mr. Prang," Amory said.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh. Hm. Quite so," said Mr. Strong, looking
+at the toes of his brogues.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Mr. Prang was here last night," Amory
+continued, looking at the points of her own slippers.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>Again Mr. Strong's chin was sunk into his red
+tie. He was rising and falling slowly on his toes.
+His eyes moved ruminatively sideways to the rug
+at Amory's feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Yes. I've been wondering&mdash;&mdash;" he said
+thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, nothing really. I dare say I'm quite
+wrong. You see, Prang&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"What?" Amory asked as he paused again.</p>
+
+<p>There was a twinkle in the eyes that rose to
+Amory's. Mr. Strong gave a slight shrug.&mdash;"Well&mdash;Prang!&mdash;&mdash;"
+he said with humorous deprecation.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was quick.&mdash;"Oh!&mdash;You don't mean
+that Mr. Prang isn't sound?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sound? Perfectly, perfectly. And a most
+capable fellow. Only I've wondered once or twice
+whether he isn't&mdash;you know&mdash;just a little <i>too</i>
+capable.... You see, we want to use Prang&mdash;not
+to have Prang using <i>us</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Amory could not forbear to smile. If that was
+all that was troubling Mr. Strong she thought she
+could reassure him.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think you'd have been afraid of that
+if you'd been here last night," she replied quietly.
+"We were talking over England's diabolical misrule,
+and I never knew Mr. Prang so luminous.
+It was pathetic&mdash;really. Cosimo was talking about
+that Rawal Pindi case&mdash;you know, of that ruffianly
+young subaltern drawing down the blinds and
+then beating the native.&mdash;'But how do they take
+it?' I asked Mr. Prang, rather scornfully, you
+know; and really I was sorry for the poor fellow,
+having to apologize for his country.&mdash;'That's it,'
+he said sadly&mdash;it was really sad.&mdash;And he told me,
+frankly, that sometimes the poor natives pretended
+they were killed, and sometimes they announce
+that they're going to die on a certain day, and they
+really <i>do</i> die&mdash;they're so mystic and sensitive&mdash;it
+was <i>most</i> interesting.... But what I mean is,
+that a gentle and submissive people like that&mdash;Mr.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>
+Prang admits that's their weakness&mdash;I mean
+they <i>couldn't</i> use <i>us</i>! It's our degradation that
+we aren't gentle and sensitive too. You see what
+I mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, quite," Mr. Strong jerked out. "Quite."</p>
+
+<p>"And that's why I call Mr. Prang an idealist.
+There must be something <i>in</i> the East. At any
+rate it was splendid moral courage on Prang's
+part to say, quite openly, that they couldn't do
+anything without the little handful of us here,
+but must simply go on suffering and dying."</p>
+
+<p>There fell one of the silences that usually came
+when Mr. Strong lost interest in a subject. Merely
+adding, "Oh, I've not a word to say against Prang,
+but&mdash;&mdash;," he began to rise and fall on his toes
+again. Then he stepped to the Benares table
+where the casts were. But he made no criticism
+of them. He picked the foot up, and put it down
+again. "I like it," he said, and returned once more
+to the asbestos hearth. The silence fell again.</p>
+
+<p>Amory, sitting on the footstool with her knees
+supporting her elbows and her wrists supporting
+her chin, would have liked to offer Mr. Strong
+a penny for his thoughts. She had had an odd,
+warm little sensation when he had picked up that
+cast of the perfect foot. She supposed he must
+know that it was her foot, but so widely had his
+thoughts been ranging that he had merely put it
+down again with an abstracted "I like it." Amory
+was not sure that any other woman than herself
+would not have been piqued. Any other woman
+would have expected him either not to look at the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>
+thing, or else to say that it was small, or to ask
+whether the real one was as white, or something
+foolish like that. But Amory was superior to such
+things. She lived on higher levels. On these
+levels such an affront to the pure intellect as a
+flirtation could not exist. Free Love as a logical
+and defensible system&mdash;yes, perhaps; or a combination
+so happy of marriage and cohabitation
+as that of the Wyrons'&mdash;yes again; but anything
+lower she left to the stupid people who swallowed
+the conventions whole, including the convention
+of not being found out.&mdash;So she merely wondered
+about their relation again. Obviously, there must
+be a relation. And yet his own explanation had
+been quite insufficient; it had been no explanation
+at all to ask her whether she had read "<i>The Tragic
+Comedians</i>" or whether she had Edward Carpenter
+in the house. No doubt it was flattering to her
+intelligence to suppose that she could "flash"
+at his meaning without further words on his part,
+but it was also a little irritating when the flash
+didn't come. And, now that she came to think of
+it, except that he allowed it to be inferred that he
+found Britomart Belchamber a bit lumpish, she
+didn't know what he thought, not merely of herself,
+but of women at all.</p>
+
+<p>And yet there was a passed-through-the-furnace
+look about him that might have piqued any woman.
+It was not conceivable that his eyes had softened
+only over inspired passages in proof, or that the
+tenderest speeches his lips had shaped had been the
+"Novum's" rallying-cries to the devoted band of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
+New Imperialists. Amory was sure that his memory
+must be a maze of things, less spacious perhaps, but
+far more interesting than these. He looked widely
+now, but must have looked close and intense too.
+He pronounced upon the Empire, but, for all he was
+not married, must have probed deep into the palpitating
+human heart as well.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was just thinking what a gage of intimacy
+an unembarrassed silence can be when Mr. Strong
+broke it. He lighted another cigarette at the end
+of the last, turned, threw the end on the asbestos
+log, and stood looking at the purring blue and
+yellow jets. No doubt he was full of the Indian
+policy again.</p>
+
+<p>But as it happened it was not the Indian policy&mdash;"Oh,"
+Mr. Strong said, "I meant to ask you&mdash;Who
+was that fellow who came up here one day?"</p>
+
+<p>This was so vague that when Amory said "What
+fellow?" Mr. Strong himself saw the vagueness,
+and laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course: 'How big is a piece of wood?'&mdash;I
+mean the fellow who came to The Witan in a
+morning-coat?"</p>
+
+<p>This was description enough. Amory's back
+straightened a little.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Stanhope Tasker! Oh, just the husband
+of a friend of mine. I don't think you've met
+her. Why?"</p>
+
+<p>Surely, she thought, Mr. Strong was not going to
+tell her that "Stanhope Tasker was an excellent
+fellow in his way, but&mdash;&mdash;," as he had said of
+Mr. Brimby, Mr. Wilkinson and Mr. Prang!&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, nothing much. Only that I saw him
+to-day," Strong replied offhandedly.</p>
+
+<p>"He's often about. He isn't a very busy man,
+I should say," Amory remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"Saw him in Charing Cross Road as I was
+coming out of the office," Mr. Strong continued.
+"I don't think he saw me though."</p>
+
+<p>"After his abominable manners to you that day
+I should think he'd be ashamed to look you in the
+face."</p>
+
+<p>For a moment Mr. Strong looked puzzled; then
+he remembered, and laughed again.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I didn't mind that in the least! Rather
+refreshing in fact. Far more likely he didn't notice
+me because he had his wife with him. I think
+you said he was married?"</p>
+
+<p>Amory was just about to say that Mr. Strong
+gave Stan far more magnanimity than he deserved
+when a thought arrested her. Dorothy in Charing
+Cross Road! As far as she was aware Dorothy had
+not been out of Hampstead for weeks, and even
+then kept to the less frequented parts of the Heath.
+It wasn't likely....</p>
+
+<p>Her eyes became thoughtful.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh? That's funny," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"What, that he shouldn't see me? Oh no.
+They seemed far more interested in electric-light
+fittings."</p>
+
+<p>Amory's eyes grew more thoughtful still&mdash;"Oh!"
+she said; and added, "Did you think her pretty?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hm&mdash;in a way. Very well dressed certainly;
+they both were. But I don't think these black<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span>
+Spanish types amuse me much," Mr. Strong replied.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy a black Spanish type!</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, do tell me what she had on!" said Amory
+brightly.</p>
+
+<p>She rather thought she knew most of Dorothy's
+dresses by this time.</p>
+
+<p>A black Spanish type!</p>
+
+<p>The task of description was too much for Mr.
+Strong, but he did his best with it. Amory was
+keenly interested. But she pocketed her interest
+for the present, and said quite banteringly and
+with an almost arch look, "Oh, I should have
+thought Mrs. Tasker exactly your type!"</p>
+
+<p>Again the quick motion of Mr. Strong's blue
+eyes suggested an audible click&mdash;"Oh? Why?"
+he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, there's no 'why' about it, of course. It's
+the impression of you I had, that's all. You see,
+you don't particularly admire Miss Belchamber&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, come! I think Miss Belchamber's an
+exceedingly nice girl, only&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Laura Beamish, then. But I forgot;
+you don't go to Walter's Lectures. But I wonder
+whether you'd admire Laura?"</p>
+
+<p>"If she's black and Spanish you think I should?"
+He paused. "Is she?"</p>
+
+<p>"No. Brown and stringy rather, and with
+eyes that open and shut very quickly.... But
+I'm very absurd. There's no Law about these
+things really. Only, you see, I've no idea of the
+kind of woman you <i>do</i> admire?"</p>
+
+<p>She said it smilingly, but that did not mean that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
+she was not perfectly candid and natural about it
+too. Why not be natural about these things?
+Amory knew people who were natural enough about
+their preferred foods and clothing and houses;
+was a woman less than an entr&eacute;e, or a bungalow,
+or a summer overcoat? Besides, it was so very
+much more intrinsically interesting. Walter Wyron
+had made a whole Lecture on it&mdash;Lecture No. II,
+"<i>Types and Tact</i>," and Walter had barely touched
+the fringe of the subject. Amory wanted to go a
+little deeper than that. But she also wanted to
+get away from those vulgarized words and ready-made
+conclusions, and to have each case considered
+on its merits. Surely it ought to be possible to say
+that the presence of a person affected you pleasantly,
+or unpleasantly, without sniggering inferences of a
+<i>liaison</i> in the one case or of a rupture in the other!</p>
+
+<p>Therefore it was once more just a little irritating
+that Mr. Strong, instead of telling her what type
+he did admire, should merely laugh and say, "Well&mdash;not
+Mrs. Tasker." If Amory had a criticism at
+all to make of Mr. Strong it was this habit of his
+of negatives, that sometimes almost justified the
+nickname Mr. Brimby had given him, of "Stone
+Wall Strong." So she dropped one hand from
+her chin, allowing it to hang loose over her knee
+while the other forearm still kept its swan's-neck
+curve, and said abruptly, "Well&mdash;about the Indian
+Number. Let's get on."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, yes," said Mr. Strong. "Let's get on."</p>
+
+<p>"What had we decided?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only Prang's article so far."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"But you say you have your doubts about it?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong hesitated. "Only about its selling-power,"
+he said with a little shrug. "We must
+sell the paper, you see. It's not paying its way
+yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm sure that's not Mr. Prang's fault,"
+Amory retorted. "He's practically made the export
+circulation."</p>
+
+<p>"You mean the Bombay circulation? Yes, I
+suppose he has. I don't deny it."</p>
+
+<p>"You can't deny it. Since Prang began to write
+for us we've done awfully well in Bombay."</p>
+
+<p>To that too, Mr. Strong assented. Then Amory,
+after a moment's pause, spoke quietly. She did
+not like to think of her editor as jealous of his own
+contributors.</p>
+
+<p>"I know you don't like Mr. Prang," she said,
+looking fixedly at the asbestos log.</p>
+
+<p>"I!" began Stone Wall Strong. "Why, you
+know I think he's a first rate fellow, if only&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>This time, however, Amory really did intend
+to get it out of him. For once she would have one
+of those hung-up sentences completed.</p>
+
+<p>"If only what?" she said, looking up at him.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't know&mdash;as you said a moment ago,
+there's no 'why' about these things&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But I did give you my impression. You don't
+give me yours."</p>
+
+<p>"You did, I admit. Yes, I admit you did....
+What is it you want to know, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Only why you seem so doubtful about Mr.
+Prang."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" said Mr. Strong....</p>
+
+<p>Those who knew Edgar Strong the best said
+that he was a man who, other things being equal,
+would rather go straight than not. Even when
+the other things were not quite equal, he still had
+a mild preference for straightness. But if other
+people positively insisted that he should deviate
+from straightness, very well; that was their look-out.
+He had been a good many things in his time&mdash;solicitor's
+clerk, free-lance journalist, book-pedlar,
+election-agent's minion, Vanner, poetic vagabond,
+and always an unerring "spotter" of the
+literary son of the farming squire the moment he
+appeared in sight; and the "Novum" was the
+softest job he had found yet. If the price of his
+keeping it was that he should look its owner's
+wife long and earnestly in the eyes, as if in his own
+there lay immeasurable things, not for him to
+give but for her to take if she list, so be it; he would
+sleep none the less well in his rent-free bedroom
+behind the "Novum's" offices afterwards. His
+experience of far less comfortable sleeping-quarters
+had persuaded him that in this imperfect world a man
+is entitled to exactly what he can get.</p>
+
+<p>His eyes, nevertheless, did not seek Amory's.
+Instead, roving round the room to see if nothing
+less would serve (leaving him still with the fathomless
+look in reserve for emergencies), they fell on
+the Benares tray and the casts. And as they
+remained there he suddenly frowned. Amory's
+own eyes followed his; and suddenly she felt again
+that little creeping thrill. A faint colour and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>
+warmth, new and pleasurable, came into her cheeks.</p>
+
+<p>Then with a little rush, her discovery came upon
+her....</p>
+
+<p>She <i>had</i> got something from Mr. Strong at last!</p>
+
+<p>Her head drooped a little away from him, and
+the hand that had hung laxly over her knee
+dropped gently to the rug. It was a delicious
+moment. So all these weeks and weeks Mr. Strong
+<i>had</i> cared that that foot, that arm, had been exposed
+to the gaze of anybody who might have entered
+the house! He had not said so; he did not say so
+now; but that was it! More, he had cared so much
+that it had quite distorted his judgment of Mr.
+Prang. And all at once Amory remembered something
+else&mdash;a glance Edgar Strong had given her,
+neither more nor less eloquent than the look he was
+bending on the casts now, one afternoon when she
+had lain in the hammock in the garden and Mr.
+Prang, bending over her, had ventured to examine
+a locket about her throat....</p>
+
+<p>So <i>that</i> was at the bottom of his reserve! <i>That</i>
+was the meaning of his "buts"!...</p>
+
+<p>Amory did not move. She wished it might
+last for hours. Mr. Strong had taken a step towards
+the casts, but, changing his mind, had turned away
+again; and she was astonished to find how full of
+meaning dozens of his past gestures became now
+that she had the key to them. And she knew that
+the casts <i>were</i> beautiful. Brucciani would have
+bought them like a shot. And she seemed to see
+Mr. Strong's look, piteous and frowning both at
+once, if she should sell them to Brucciani, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
+Brucciani should publish them to hang in a hundred
+studios....</p>
+
+<p>The silence between them continued.</p>
+
+<p>But speak she must, and it would be better to
+do so before he did; and by and bye she lifted her
+head again. But she did not look directly at him.</p>
+
+<p>"It was very foolish," she murmured with beautiful
+directness and simplicity.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong said nothing.</p>
+
+<p>"But for weeks I've been intending to move
+them."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong shrugged his shoulders. It was as if
+he said, "Well better late than never ... but
+you see, <i>now</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," breathed Amory, softly, but aloud.</p>
+
+<p>The next moment Mr. Strong was himself again.
+He returned to his station by the asbestos log.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there's Prang's article," he said in his
+business voice. "Am I to have it set up?"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps we'd better see what Cosimo says
+first," Amory replied.</p>
+
+<p>She did not know which was the greater delicacy
+in Mr. Strong&mdash;the exquisite tact of the glance
+he had given at the casts, or the quiet strength
+with which he took up the burden of editing the
+"Novum" again.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>V</h2>
+
+<h3>THREE SHIPS</h3>
+
+
+<p>A white October mist lay over the Heath,
+and the smell of burning leaves came in at
+the pond-room window of Dorothy Tasker's flat.
+But the smell was lost on Dorothy. All her intelligence
+was for the moment concentrated in one
+faculty, the faculty of hearing. She was sure Jackie
+had swallowed a safety-pin, and she was anxiously
+listening for the click with which it might come
+unstuck.</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I send for the doctor, m'm?" said Ruth,
+who stood holding the doorknob in her aproned
+hand. She had been called away from her "brights,"
+and there was a mournful relish of Jackie's plight
+on her face.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Dorothy.... "Oh, I <i>know</i> there
+were twelve of them, and now there are only eleven!...
+<i>Have</i> you put one of these things into your
+mouth, Jackie?"</p>
+
+<p>"He put it up his nose, mumsie, like he did
+some boot-buttons once," said Noel cheerfully.</p>
+
+<p>"But he couldn't do that.... <i>Have</i> you
+swallowed it, Jackie?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mmm," said Jackie resolutely, as who should<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
+say that that which his hand (or in this case his
+mouth) found to do he did with all his might.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh dear!" sighed Dorothy, leaning back in
+her chair....</p>
+
+<p>She supposed it was the still white weather that
+weighed on her spirits; she hoped so, for if it was
+not that it was something worse. Even dreary
+weather was better than bankruptcy. She had
+sent her pass-book to the bank to be balanced;
+until it should come back she refused to look at
+the pile of tradesmen's books that stood on her
+writing-desk; and borrowing from her aunt was
+not borrowing at all, but simply begging, since
+Aunt Grace regarded the return of such loans as
+the last of affronts.</p>
+
+<p>And (she sighed again) she had been <i>so</i> well-off
+at the time of her marriage! Why, she had had
+well over a thousand a year from Hallowell and
+Smith's alone!... But Stan had had a few
+debts which had had to be settled, and Stan's
+knowledge of the style in which things ought to
+be done had been rather a drawback on that trip
+they had taken to the Riviera, for his ideas of
+hotels had been a little splendacious, and of dinners
+to "a few friends" rather daring; and, with one
+thing and another, the problem of how to satisfy
+champagne tastes on a beer income had never
+been really satisfactorily solved by Stan, poor old
+boy. And he never, never grumbled at home,
+not even when the cold beef came on three evenings
+together, which was harder on him than it
+was on most people. He did what he could to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>
+earn, too. It wasn't his fault that the standard
+of efficiency in the Army was so impracticably
+high, nor that he had been packed off to try his
+luck in Canada with the disadvantage of being a
+remittance-man, nor that, at the age of twenty-seven,
+when his father had died, he had had to
+turn to and compete for this job or that with a
+horde of capable youngsters years his juniors and
+with fewer hampering decencies. It was his father's
+fault and Aunt Susan's really, for having sent him
+to Marlborough and Sandhurst without being able
+to set him properly on his feet afterwards. Such
+victims of circumstances, on a rather different
+level, made husbands who stopped at home and
+cleaned the knives and took the babies out in the
+perambulator. In Stan's case the natural result
+had been to make a young man fit only to join as a
+ranker or to stand with his back to a mirror in a
+suspect card-room.</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I take him away, m'm?" Mrs. Mossop
+asked&mdash;("And prepare his winding-sheet," her tone
+seemed to add).</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, do," Dorothy replied, with a glance at
+Ruth's blackened hands. "And please make yourself
+fit to be seen, Ruth. You know you oughtn't to
+be doing all that on the very day I let Norah out."</p>
+
+<p>She knew that her rebuke had set Ruth up in
+the melancholy enjoyment of resentment for half
+a week, but she was past caring. Ruth rose an
+inch in height at being chidden for the faithful
+performance of her most disagreeable duties; she
+turned; and as she bore the Bits away the mighty<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>
+roar into which Jackie broke diminished in volume
+down the passage.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy sighed, that all her troubles should
+thus crowd on her at once. Her eyes fell again
+on the tradesmen's books. It hardly seemed
+worth while to pay them, since they would only
+come in again next week, as clamourous and urgent
+as ever. They were thrust through the letterbox
+like letters; Dorothy knew very well the thud
+with which they fell on the floor; but she could
+never help running out into the hall when they
+came. She had tried the plan of dispensing with
+books altogether and paying for everything in
+cash as she got it, but that had merely meant, not
+one large worry a week, but harassing little ones
+all the week through.</p>
+
+<p>Oh, why had she squandered, or allowed Stan
+to squander, those good round sovereigns of Hallowell
+and Smith's!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Still&mdash;there is measure in everything&mdash;she had
+not sent her pass-book to the bank in order to learn
+whether she had a balance. That would have
+been too awful. It was the amount of her margin
+that she wanted, and feared, to know. For presently
+there would be the doctor to pay, and so
+many guineas a week at the Nursing Home, and
+the flat going on just the same, and poor old Stan
+pathetically hoping that a casual dinner-table
+puff in a Marlborough voice would result in fat
+new ledger-accounts for Fortune and Brooks' and
+magnificent commissions for himself. If only she
+could get just a little ahead of her points! But<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span>
+the money went out just slightly quicker than it
+came in. Stan carved it as it were in twopences
+off the cold beef, the Bits swallowed it in pennorths
+with their breadcrumbs and gravy, and
+directly the strain eased for a little, down swooped
+the rent and set everything back again exactly
+where it had been three months before.</p>
+
+<p>And the Income Tax people had actually sent
+Stan a paper, wanting to know all about his income
+from lands, hereditaments, etc., and warning him
+that his wife's income must be accounted as part
+of his own!</p>
+
+<p>But it must not be supposed that Dorothy had
+allowed things to come to this pass without having
+had an idea. She had an idea, and one that she
+thought a very good one. Nevertheless, an idea is
+one thing, and the execution thereof at the proper
+time quite another. For example, the proper
+moment for the execution of this idea of Dorothy's
+was certainly now, or at any rate at the Christmas
+Quarter (supposing she herself was up and about
+again by that time and had found a satisfactory sub-tenant
+for the flat). But the person against whom
+her idea was designed&mdash;who, by the way, happened
+to be her unsuspecting and much-loved aunt, Lady
+Tasker&mdash;was a very present difficulty. Dorothy
+knew for a fact that what would be admirably
+convenient for herself at Christmas could not possibly
+be convenient to her aunt until, at the very
+earliest, next summer. That was the crab&mdash;the
+intervening period of nine months. She knew of
+no mandragora that would put herself, Stan and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
+her Bits of Impudence gently to sleep, to wake up
+again to easier times.</p>
+
+<p>Oh, why had she spent those beautiful thick
+sovereigns of Hallowell and Smiths' so recklessly!&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>The mist lay flat over the pond outside, making
+in one corner of it a horrible scum, from which the
+swans, seeking their food, lifted blackened necks.
+There was never a ripple on the pond-room walls
+to-day. Slowly Dorothy rose. Moping was useless;
+she must do something. She crossed to her
+writing-desk and took from one of its drawers a
+fat file, concertina-ed like her own accordion-pleated
+skirts; and she sat down and opened it fan-wise
+on her knee. It was full of newspaper-cuttings,
+draft "ideas" for advertisements, and similar
+dreary things. She sighed again as her listless
+fingers began to draw them out. She had not
+thought at one time that she would ever come to
+this. By a remarkable piece of luck and light-heartedness
+and ingenuity she had started at Hallowell
+and Smith's at the top of the tree; the brains
+of underlings had been good enough to cudgel for
+such scrap-stuff as filled her concertina-file; but
+that was all changed now. Light come, light go;
+and since the lapse of her contracts she had been
+glad not only to devise these ignoble lures for the
+public, but to draw them also. They formed the
+pennies-three-farthings that came in while Stan
+carved the twopences from the joint. She had
+thought the good times were going to last for ever.
+They hadn't. She now looked enviously up to
+those who had been her own subordinates.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>With no heart in her task at all, Dorothy set
+about the drafting of an advertisement.</p>
+
+<p>She was just beginning to forget about swallowed
+safety-pins, and poor luckless Stan, and guineas
+for her Nursing Home, and the prospect of presently
+having seven mouths, big and little, to feed&mdash;she
+was even beginning to cease to hear the clamour
+of the Bits in the room along the passage&mdash;when
+there came a ring at the bell. Her fair head did not
+move, but her blue eyes stole abstractedly sideways
+as Ruth passed the pond-room door. Then a man's
+voice sounded, and Dorothy dropped her pen....</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Tasker," she had heard, with the "a"
+cut very short and two "s's" in her name....</p>
+
+<p>The next moment Ruth had opened the pond-room
+door, and, in tones that plainly said "You
+needn't think that I've forgotten about just now,
+because I haven't," announced: "Mr. Miller."</p>
+
+<p>Now it was curious that Dorothy had just been
+thinking about Mr. Miller. Mr. Miller was Hallowells'
+Publicity Manager, and the time had been
+when Dorothy had had Mr. Miller completely in
+her pocket. She had obtained that comfortable
+contract of hers from Mr. Miller, and if during the
+latter part of its continuance she had taken her
+duties somewhat lightly and her pleasures with
+enormous gusto, she was not sure that Mr. Miller
+had not done something of the same kind. But
+the firm, which could excuse itself from a renewal
+of her own contract, for some reason or other could
+not get rid of Mr. Miller; and now here was Mr.
+Miller unexpectedly in Dorothy's flat&mdash;seeking her,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
+which is far better for you than when you have
+to do the seeking. He stood there with his grey
+Trilby in his hand and his tailor-made deltoids
+almost filling the aperture of the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>"There, now, if I wasn't right!" said Mr. Miller
+with great satisfaction, advancing with one hand
+outstretched. "I fixed it all up with myself coming
+along that you'd be around the house. I've had
+no luck all the week, and I said to myself as I got
+out of the el'vator at Belsize Park, 'It's doo to
+change.' And here I find you, right on the spot.
+I hope this is not an introosion. How are you?
+And how's Mr. Stan?"</p>
+
+<p>He shook hands heartily with Dorothy, and
+looked round for a place in which to put his hat
+and stick.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, now, this is comfortable," he went on,
+drawing up the chair to which Dorothy pointed.
+"I like your English fires. They may not have
+all the advantages of steam-heat, but they got a
+look about 'em&mdash;the Home-Idee. And you're looking
+just about right in health, Mrs. Tasker, if I
+may say so. You English women have our N'York
+ladies whipped when it comes to complexion,
+you have for sure. And how's the family&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>But here Mr. Miller suddenly stopped and looked
+at Dorothy again. If the look that came into his
+eyes had come into those of a young unmarried
+woman, Dorothy would have fled there and then.
+He dropped his head for a moment as people do
+who enter a church; then he raised it again.</p>
+
+<p>"If you'll pardon an old married man and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
+father of three little goils," Mr. Miller said, his eyes
+reverently lifted and his voice suddenly altered,
+"&mdash;but am I right in supposing that ... another
+little gift from the storks, as my dear old Mamie&mdash;that
+was my dear old negro nurse&mdash;used to say?"
+Then, without waiting for the unrequired answer,
+he straightened his back and squared his deltoids
+in a way that would have made any of Holbein's
+portraits of Henry the Eighth look like that of a
+slender young man. His voice dropped three
+whole tones, and again he showed Dorothy the
+little bald spot on the crown of his head.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad. I say I'm glad. I'm vurry glad.
+I rejoice. And I should like to shake Mr. Stan by
+the hand. I should like to shake you by the hand
+too, Mrs. Tasker." Then, when he had done so:
+"It's the Mother-Idee. The same, old-fashioned
+Idee, like our own mothers. It makes one feel
+good. Reverent. I got no use for a young man
+but what he shows lats of reverence for his mother.
+The old Anglo-Saxon-Idee&mdash;reverence for motherhood....
+And when, if an old married man may
+ask the question&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy laughed and blushed and told him. Mr.
+Miller, dropping his voice yet another tone, told
+her in return that he knew of no holier place on
+oith than the chamber in which the Anglo-Saxon-Idee
+of veneration for motherhood was renewed
+and sustained. And then, after he had said once
+more that he rejoiced, there fell a silence.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy liked Mr. Miller. Once you got over
+his remarkable aptitude for sincerities he had an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span>
+excellent heart. Nevertheless she could not imagine
+why he had come. She shuddered as he seemed
+for a moment to be once more on the point of
+removing his shoes at the door of the Mosque of
+Motherhood, but apparently he thought better of
+it. Squaring his shoulders again, and no doubt
+greatly fortified by his late exercise, he said, "Well,
+I always feel more of a man after I felt the throb
+of a fellow-creature's heart. That's so. And
+now you'll be wondering what's brought me up
+here? Well, the fact is, Mrs. Tasker, I'm wurried.
+I got wurries. You can see the wurry-map on my
+face. Hallowells' is wurrying me. I ain't going
+to tell you Hallowells' ain't what it was in its pammy
+days; it may be, or it may not; mebbe you've
+heard the talk that's going around?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Dorothy.</p>
+
+<p>"Is that so? Well, there is talk going around.
+There's a whole push of people, knocking us all
+the time. They ain't of much account themselves,
+but they knock us. It's a power the inferior mind
+has. And I say I'm wurried about it."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy, in spite of her "No," had heard of the
+"knocking" of Hallowell and Smiths', and her
+heart gave an excited little jump at the thought
+that flashed across her mind. Did Hallowells'
+want her back? The firm had been launched
+upon London with every resource of publicity;
+Dorothy herself had been the author of its crowning
+device; and whereas the motto of older firms
+had been "Courtesy Costs Nothing," Hallowells'
+had vastly improved upon this. Courtesy had, as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
+a matter of fact, cost them a good deal; but the
+rewards of the investment had been magnificent.
+Mr. Miller had known that if you say to people
+often enough "See how courteous I am," you are
+to all intents and purposes courteous. But what
+Mr. Miller had not known had been the precise point
+at which it is necessary to begin to build up a
+strained reputation again. Commercial credit too,
+like those joints Stan carved, comes in in two-pence-halfpennies
+but goes out in threepences....
+And so the "knocking" had begun. Rumours
+had got about that Hallowells' was a shop where
+you were asked, after a few unsuitable articles had
+been shown to you, whether you didn't intend to
+buy anything, and where you might wait for ten
+minutes at a counter while two assistants settled
+a private difference behind it. Did Mr. Miller want
+her help in restoring the firm's fair name? Did
+he intend to offer her another contract? Were
+there to be more of Hallowells' plump, ringing
+sovereigns&mdash;that she would know better how to
+take care of this time? It was with difficulty that
+she kept her composure as Mr. Miller continued:</p>
+
+<p>"There's no denying but what inferior minds
+have that power," he went sorrowfully on. "They
+can't build up an enterprise, but they can knock,
+and they been good and busy. You haven't heard
+of it? Well, that's good as far as it goes, but they
+been at it for all that. Now I don't want to knock
+back at your country, Mrs. Tasker, but it seems
+to me that's the English character. You're hostile
+to the noo. The noo gives you cold feet. You<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
+got a terrific capacity for stopping put. Your
+King Richard Core de Lion did things in a certain
+way, and it ain't struck you yet that he's been
+stiff and straight quite a while. And so when you
+see something with snap and life to it you start
+knocking." Mr. Miller spoke almost bitterly.
+"But I ain't holding you personally responsible,
+Mrs. Tasker. I reckon you're a wonderful woman.
+Yours is a reel old family, and if anybody's the
+right to knock it's you; but <i>you</i> appreciate the
+noo. <i>You</i> look at it in the light of history. <i>You</i>
+got the sense of world-progress. <i>You're</i> a sort
+of Lady Core de Lion to-day. I haven't forgotten
+the Big Idee you started us off with. And so I
+come to you, and tell you, straight and fair, we
+want you."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy was tingling with excitement; but she
+took up a piece of sewing&mdash;the same piece on which
+she had bent her modest gaze when she
+had machinated against her aunt on the afternoon on
+which Lady Tasker had come on, weary and thirsty,
+from The Witan. It was a piece she kept for such
+occasions as these. She stitched demurely, and
+Mr. Miller went on again:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"We want you. We want those bright feminine
+brains of yours, Mrs. Tasker. And your ladies'
+intooition. We're stuck. We want another Idee
+like the last. And so we come to the department
+where we got satisfaction before."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy spoke slowly. She was glad the pond-room
+was beautifully furnished&mdash;glad, too, that
+the hours Ruth spent over her "brights" were<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
+not spent in vain. The porcelain gleamed in her
+cabinets and the silver twinkled on her tables. At
+any rate she did not look poor.</p>
+
+<p>"This is rather a surprise," she said. "I hardly
+know what to say. I hadn't thought of taking on
+another contract."</p>
+
+<p>But here Mr. Miller was prompt enough.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't know that we were thinking of a
+noo contract exactly. You're a lady with a good
+many responsibilities now, and ain't got too much
+time for contracts, I guess. No, it ain't a contract.
+It's an Idee we want."</p>
+
+<p>Far more quickly than Dorothy's hopes had risen
+they dropped again at this. "An Idee:" naturally!...
+Everybody wanted that. She had not
+had to hawk an idea like the last&mdash;so simple, so
+shapely, so beauty-bright. And she had learned
+that it is not the ideas, but what follows them,
+that pays&mdash;the flat and uninspired routine that
+forms the everyday work of a lucrative contract.
+It is the irony of this gipsy life of living by your
+wits. You do a stately thing and starve; you follow
+it up&mdash;or somebody else does&mdash;with faint and
+empty echoes of that thing, and you are overfed.
+An Idea&mdash;but not a contract; a picking of her
+brains, but no permanent help against that tide
+of tradesman's books that flowed in at the front
+door.... And Dorothy knew already that for
+another reason Mr. Miller had sought her out in
+vain. Ideas are <i>not</i> repeated. They visit us, but
+we cannot fetch them. And as for echoes of that
+former inspiration of hers, no doubt Mr. Miller<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
+had thought of all those for himself and had rejected
+them.</p>
+
+<p>"I see," she said slowly....</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mr. Miller, his worry-map really
+piteous, "I wish you could tell me where we've
+gone wrong. It must be something in the British
+character we ain't appreciated, but what, well,
+that gets me. We been Imperialistic. There
+ain't been one of our Monthly House Dinners but
+what we've had all the Loyal Toasts, one after the
+other. There ain't been a Royal Wedding but
+what we've had a special window-display, and
+christenings the same, and what else you like. We
+ain't got gay with the Union Jack nor Rotten
+Row nor the House of Lords. We've reminded
+folk it was your own King George who said 'Wake
+up, England&mdash;&mdash;!'"</p>
+
+<p>But at this point Mr. Miller's doleful recital was
+cut short by a second ring at the bell. Again
+Ruth's step was heard in the passage outside, and
+again Ruth, loftily sulky but omitting no point
+of her duty, stood with the door-knob in her
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Pratt," she announced; and Amory
+entered.</p>
+
+<p>Seeing Mr. Miller, however, she backed again.
+Mr. Miller had risen and bowed as if he was giving
+some invisible person a "back" for leapfrog.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I do so beg your pardon!" said Amory
+hurriedly. "I didn't know you'd anybody here.
+But&mdash;if I could speak to you for just a moment,
+Dorothy&mdash;it won't take a minute&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Please excuse me," said Dorothy to Mr. Miller;
+and she went out.</p>
+
+<p>She was back again in less than three minutes.
+Her face had an unusual pinkness, but her voice
+was calm. She did not sit down again. Neither
+did she extend her hand to Mr. Miller in a too abrupt
+good-bye. Nevertheless, that worried man bowed
+again, and looked round for his hat and stick.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall have to think over what you've been
+saying," Dorothy said. "I've no proposal to
+make off-hand, you see&mdash;and I'm rather afraid
+that just at present I shan't be able to come and
+see you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>There were signs in Mr. Miller's bearing of another
+access of reverence.</p>
+
+<p>"So I'll write. Or better still, if it's not too
+much trouble for you to come and see me again&mdash;&mdash;? Perhaps
+I'd better write first.&mdash;But you'll have
+tea, won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Miller put up a refusing hand.&mdash;"No, I
+thank you.&mdash;So you'll do your possible, Mrs.
+Tasker? That's vurry good of you. I'm wurried,
+and I rely on your sharp feminine brains. As for
+the honorarium, we shan't quarrel about that. I
+wish I could have shaken hands with Mr. Stan.
+There ain't a happier and prouder moment in a
+man's life than&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye."</p>
+
+<p>And the father of three little goils of his own
+took his leave.</p>
+
+<p>No sooner had he gone than Dorothy's brows
+contracted. She took three strides across the room<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
+and rang for Ruth. Never before had she realized
+the inferiority, as a means of expressing temper,
+of an electric bell to a hand-rung one or to one of
+which a yard or two of wire can be ripped from
+the wall. Only by mere continuance of pressure
+till Ruth came did she obtain even a little relief.
+To the high resolve on Ruth's face she paid no
+attention whatever.</p>
+
+<p>"A parcel will be coming from Mrs. Pratt," she
+said. "Please see that it goes back at once."</p>
+
+<p>Ruth's head was heroically high. The late
+Mr. Mossop had had his faults, but he had not
+kept his finger on electric-bell buttons till she came.</p>
+
+<p>"No doubt there's them as would give better
+satisfaction, m'm," she said warningly.</p>
+
+<p>But Dorothy rushed on her fate.&mdash;"There seems
+very little satisfaction anywhere to-day," she
+answered.</p>
+
+<p>"Then I should wish to give the usual notice,"
+said Ruth.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well," said the reckless mistress....
+"Ruth!" (Ruth returned). "You forgot what
+I said about always shutting the door quietly."</p>
+
+<p>This time the door close so quietly behind Ruth
+that Dorothy heard her outburst into tears on the
+other side of it.</p>
+
+<p>Second-hand woollies for her Bits!... Of
+course Amory Pratt had made the proposal with
+almost effusive considerateness. No doubt the
+twins, Corin and Bonniebell, <i>had</i> outgrown them.
+Dorothy did not suppose for a moment that they
+were <i>not</i> the best of their kind that money could<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
+buy; the Pratts seemed to roll in money. And
+beyond all dispute the winter <i>might</i> come any
+morning now, and the garments <i>would</i> just fit
+Jackie. But&mdash;her own Bits!... She had had
+her back to the bedroom window when the offer
+had been made; she knew that her sudden flush
+had not showed; and her voice had not changed
+as she had deliberately told her lie&mdash;that she had
+bought the children's winter outfits only the day
+before....</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure you won't have any difficulty in
+giving them away," she had concluded as she had
+passed to the bedroom door.</p>
+
+<p>"Far less difficulty than you'll find here," she
+might have added, but had forborne....</p>
+
+<p>Other children's woollies for her little Jackie!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>What gave sting to the cut was that Jackie
+sorely needed them; but then it was not like
+Amory Pratt, Dorothy thought bitterly, to make
+a graceful gift of an unrequired thing. She must
+blunder into people's necessities. A gift of a useless
+Teddy Bear or of a toy that would be broken in a
+week Dorothy might not have refused; but mere
+need!&mdash;"Oh!" Dorothy exclaimed, twisting in
+her chair with anger....</p>
+
+<p>What a day! What a life! And what a little
+thing thus to epitomize the whole hopeless standstill
+of their circumstances!</p>
+
+<p>And because it was a little thing, it had a power
+over Dorothy that twenty greater things would
+not have had. She was about to call the precious
+and disparaged Jackie when she thought better<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span>
+of it. Instead, she dropped her face into her hands
+and melted utterly. What Ruth did in the kitchen
+she did in the pond-room; and Jackie, who caught
+the contagion, filled the passage between with an
+inconsolable howling.</p>
+
+<p>It was into this house of lamentation that Stan
+entered at half-past four.</p>
+
+<p>"Steady, there!" he called to his younger son;
+and Jackie's bellow ceased instantaneously.</p>
+
+<p>"Ruth's c'ying, so I c'ied too," he confided
+solemnly to his father; and the two entered the
+pond-room together, there to find Dorothy also
+in tears.</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo, what's this?" said Stan. "Jackie,
+run and tell Ruth to hurry up with tea.... Head
+up, Dot&mdash;let's have a look at you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps he meant that Dot should have a look
+at him, for his face shone with an&mdash;alas!&mdash;not
+unwonted excitement. Dorothy had seen that
+shining before. It usually meant that he had been
+let in on the ground floor of the International Syndicate
+for the manufacture of pig-spears, or had
+secured an option on the world's supply of wooden
+pips for blackberry jam, or an agency for a synthesized
+champagne. And she never dashed the
+perennial hopefulness of it. The poor old boy
+would have been heartbroken had he been allowed
+to suppose that he was not, in intent at any rate,
+supporting his wife and children.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it, old girl?" he said. "Just feeling
+low, eh? Never mind. I've some news for you."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy summoned what interest she could,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Not an agency or anything?" she asked, wiping
+her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Better than that."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, some agencies are very good."</p>
+
+<p>"Not as good as this!"</p>
+
+<p>"Put your arm round me. I've been feeling
+<i>so</i> wretched!"</p>
+
+<p>"Come and sit here. There. Wretched, eh?
+Well, would three hundred a year cheer you up
+any?"</p>
+
+<p>It would have, very considerably; but Stan's
+schemes were seldom estimated to produce a sum
+less than that.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?" Stan continued. "Paid weekly or
+monthly, whichever I like, and a month's screw to
+be going on with?"</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly Dorothy straightened herself in his
+arms. She knew that Stan was trying to rouse
+her, but he needn't use a joke with quite so sharp
+a barb. She sank back again.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't, dear," she begged. "I know it's stupid
+of me, but I'm so dull to-day. You go out somewhere
+this evening, and I'll go to bed early and sleep
+it off. I shall be all right again in the morning."</p>
+
+<p>But from the pocket into which she herself had
+put four half-crowns that very morning&mdash;all she
+could spare&mdash;Stan drew out a large handful of
+silver, with numerous pieces of gold sticking up
+among it. A glance told her that Stan was not
+likely to have backed a winner at any such price
+as that. Other people did, but not Stan. She
+had turned a little pale.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Tell me, quick, Stan!" she gasped.</p>
+
+<p>"You laughed rather at the Fortune &amp; Brooks
+idea, didn't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't joke, darling!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?... I say, you're upset. Anything been
+happening to-day? Look here, let me get you a
+drink or something!"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean&mdash;you've got a job, Stan?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather!&mdash;I say, do let me get you a drink&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I shall faint if you don't tell me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She probably would....</p>
+
+<p>Stan had got a job. What was it, this job that
+had enabled Stan to come home, before he had
+lifted a finger to earn it, with masses of silver in
+his pocket, and the clean quids sticking up out of
+the lump like almonds out of a trifle?</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;He would have to lift more than a finger before
+that money was earned. He would have to hang
+on wires by his toes, and to swim streams, and to be
+knocked down by runaway horses, and to dash
+into burning houses, and to fling himself on desperate
+men, and to ascend into the air in water-planes
+and to descend in submarines into the deep.
+Hydrants would be turned on him, and sacks of flour
+poured on him, and hogsheads of whitewash and
+bags of soot. Not for his brains, but for his good
+looks and steady nerves and his hard physical
+condition had he been the chosen one among many.
+For Stan had joined a Film Producing Company,
+less as an actor than as an acrobat. Go and see
+him this evening. He is as well worth your hour
+as many a knighted actor. And the scene from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
+"Quentin Durward," in which Bonthron is strung
+up with the rope round his neck, is not fake. They
+actually did string Stan up, in the studio near
+Barnet that had been a Drill Hall, and came
+precious near to hanging him into the bargain.</p>
+
+<p>But he passed lightly over these and other perils
+as he poured it all out to Dorothy at tea. Pounds,
+not perils, were the theme of his song.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't say anything about it for fear it didn't
+come off," he said, "but I've been expecting it for
+weeks." He swallowed tea and cake at a rate
+that must have put his internal economy to as
+severe a strain as "Mazeppa" (Historical Film
+Series, No. XII) afterwards did his bones and
+muscles. "I start on Monday, so breakfast at
+eight, sharp, Dot. 'Lola Montez.' They've got
+a ripping little girl as Lola; took her out to tea
+and shopping the other day; I'll bring her round."
+("No you don't&mdash;not with me sitting here like a
+Jumping Bean," quoth Dorothy). "Oh, that's all
+right&mdash;she's getting married herself next month&mdash;furnishing
+her flat now&mdash;I helped her to choose
+her electric-light fittings&mdash;you'd like her....
+<i>Ain't</i> it stunning, Dot!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>It was stunning. Part of the stunningness of
+it was that Dorothy, with an abrupt "Excuse me
+a moment," was enabled to cross to her desk and
+to dash off a note to Harrods. Second-hand woollies
+for her Bits! Oh no, not if she knew it!...
+"Yes, go on, dear," she resumed, returning to the
+tea-table again. "No, I don't wish it was something
+else. If we're poor we're poor, and the Services<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
+are out of the question, and it's just as good
+as lots of other jobs.&mdash;And oh, that reminds me:
+I had Mr. Miller in this afternoon!"...</p>
+
+<p>"And oh!" said Stan ten minutes later; "I
+forgot, too! I met a chap, too&mdash;forgotten all about
+it. That fellow I gave a dressing-down about
+India to up at the Pratts' there. He stopped me
+in the street, and what do you think? It was
+all I could do not to laugh. He asked me whether
+I could put him on to a job! Me, who haven't
+started myself yet!... I said I could put him
+on to a drink if that would do&mdash;I had to stand
+somebody a drink, just to wet my luck, and I didn't
+see another soul&mdash;and I fetched it all out of my
+pocket in a pub in St. Martin's Lane&mdash;," he fetched
+it all out of his pocket again now, "&mdash;fetched it
+out as if it was nothing&mdash;you should have seen
+him look at it!&mdash;Strong his name is&mdash;didn't catch
+it that day he was burbling such stuff&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy's eyes shone. Dear old Stan! That
+too pleased her. No doubt the Pratts would be
+told that Stan was going about so heavily laden
+with money that he had to divide the weight in
+order not to walk lopsided&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Worn woollies for His Impudence's Bits!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Rather not! There would be a parcel round
+from Harrods' to-morrow!</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span></p>
+<h2>VI</h2>
+
+<h3>POLICY</h3>
+
+
+<p>Amory would have been far less observant
+than she was had it not occurred to her,
+as she left Dorothy's flat that day, that she had
+been hustled out almost unceremoniously. She
+hoped&mdash;she sincerely hoped&mdash;that she did not see
+the reason. To herself, as to any other person
+not absolutely case-hardened by prejudice, the
+thing that presented itself to her mind would not
+have been a reason at all; but these conventional
+people were so extraordinary, and in nothing
+more extraordinary than in their regulations for
+receiving callers of the opposite sex. That was
+what she meant by the vulgarizing of words and
+the leaping to ready-made conclusions. A conventional
+person coming upon herself and Mr.
+Strong closeted together would have his stereotyped
+explanation; but that was no reason why
+anybody clearer-eyed and more open-minded and
+generous-hearted should fall into the same degrading
+supposition. It would be ridiculous to suppose
+that there was "anything" between Dorothy and
+Mr. Miller. Amory knew that in the past Dorothy
+had had genuine business with Mr. Miller. And<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
+so now had she herself with Mr. Strong. And as
+for Stan's going about in open daylight with a
+"dark Spanish type"&mdash;a type traditionally wickeder
+than any other&mdash;Amory thought nothing of that
+either. Stan had as much right to go about with
+his Spanish female as Cosimo had to take Britomart
+Belchamber to a New Greek Society matin&eacute;e
+or to one of Walter's Lectures. Amory would
+never have dreamed of putting a false interpretation
+on these things.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, her visit <i>had</i> been cut singularly
+short, and Dorothy plainly <i>had</i> wanted to be rid
+of her. Because hearts are kind eyes need not
+necessarily be blind. Amory could not conceal
+from herself that in magnanimously passing these
+things over as nothing, she was, after all, making
+Dorothy a present of a higher standard than she
+had any right to. Judged by her own standards
+(which was all the judgment she could strictly
+have claimed), there was&mdash;Amory would not say
+a fishiness about the thing&mdash;in fact she would not
+say anything about it at all. The less said the
+better. Pushed to its logically absurd conclusion,
+Dorothy's standard meant that whenever people
+of both sexes met they should not be fewer than
+three in number. In Amory's saner view, on the
+other hand, two, or else a crowd, was far more interesting.
+Nobody except misanthropists talked
+about the repulsion of sex. Very well: if it was
+an attraction, it <i>was</i> an attraction. And if it was
+an attraction to Amory, it was an attraction to
+Dorothy also; if to Cosimo, then to Stan as well.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
+The only difference was that she and Cosimo openly
+admitted it and acted upon it, while Stan and
+Dorothy did not admit it, but probably acted
+furtively on it just the same.</p>
+
+<p>It was very well worth the trouble of the call
+to have her ideas on the subject so satisfactorily
+cleared up.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of the path between the ponds she
+hesitated for a moment, uncertain whether to keep
+to the road or to strike across the sodden Heath.
+She decided for the Heath. Mr. Strong had said
+that he might possibly come in that afternoon
+to discuss the Indian policy, and she did not want
+to keep him waiting.</p>
+
+<p>Then once more she remembered her unceremonious
+dismissal, and reflected that after all
+that had left her with time on her hands. She
+would take a turn. It would only bore her to
+wait in The Witan alone, or, which was almost
+the same thing, with Cosimo. The Witan was
+rather jolly when there were crowds and crowds of
+people there; otherwise it was dull.</p>
+
+<p>She turned away to the right, passed the cricket-pitch,
+found the cycle track, and wandered down
+towards the Highgate ponds.</p>
+
+<p>She had reached the model-yacht pond, and was
+wondering whether she should extend her walk still
+further, when she saw ahead of her, sitting on a
+bench beneath an ivied stump, two figures deep in
+conversation. She recognized them at a glance.
+They were the figures of Cosimo and Britomart Belchamber.
+Britomart was looking absently away<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
+over the pond; Cosimo was whispering in her ear.
+Another second or two and Amory would have
+walked past them within a yard.</p>
+
+<p>Now Amory and Cosimo had married on certain
+express understandings, of which a wise and far-sighted
+anticipation of the various courses that
+might be taken in the event of their not getting
+on very well together had formed the base. Therefore
+the little warm flurry she felt suddenly at her
+heart could not possibly have been a feeling of
+liberation. How could it, when there was nothing
+to be liberated from? Just as much liberty as
+either might wish had been involved in the contract
+itself, and a formal announcement of intention
+on either part was to be considered a valid release.</p>
+
+<p>And so, in spite of that curious warm tingle,
+Amory was not one atom more free, nor one atom
+less free, to develop (did she wish it) a relationship
+with anybody else&mdash;Edgar Strong or anybody&mdash;than
+she had been before. She saw this perfectly
+clearly. She had talked it all over with Cosimo
+scores of times. Why, then, did she tingle? Was
+it that they had not talked it over enough?</p>
+
+<p>No. It was because of a certain furtiveness
+on Cosimo's part. Evidently he wished to "take
+action" (if she might use the expression without
+being guilty of a vulgarized meaning) <i>without</i>
+having made his formal announcement. That
+she had come upon them so far from The Witan
+was evidence of this. They had deliberately chosen
+a part of the Heath they had thought it unlikely
+Amory would visit. They could have done&mdash;whatever<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
+they were doing&mdash;under her eyes had
+they wished, but they had stolen off together instead.
+It was a breach of the understanding.</p>
+
+<p>Before they had seen her, she left the path,
+struck across the grass behind them, and turned
+her face homewards. She was far, far too proud
+to look back. Certainly it was his duty to have
+let her know. Never mind. Since he hadn't....</p>
+
+<p>Yet the tingling persisted, coming and going in
+quite pleasurable little shocks. Then all at once
+she found herself wondering how far Cosimo and
+Britomart had gone, or would go. Not that it
+was any business of hers. She was not her husband's
+keeper. It would be futile to try to keep somebody
+who evidently didn't want to be kept. It would
+also take away the curious subtle pleasure of that
+thrill.</p>
+
+<p>She was not conscious that she quickened the
+steps that took her to the studio, where by this time
+Edgar Strong probably awaited her.</p>
+
+<p>Most decidedly Cosimo ought to have given her
+warning&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>As for Britomart Belchamber&mdash;sly creature&mdash;no
+doubt she had persuaded him to slink away like
+that&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Well, there would be time enough to deal with her
+by and bye&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Amory reached The Witan again.</p>
+
+<p>As she entered the hall a maid was coming out of
+the dining-room. Amory called her.</p>
+
+<p>"Has Mr. Strong been in?"</p>
+
+<p>"He's in the studio, m'm," the maid replied.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Are the children with Miss Belchamber?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, m'm. They're with nurse, m'm."</p>
+
+<p>"Is Miss Belchamber in her room?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, m'm. She's gone out."</p>
+
+<p>"How long ago?"</p>
+
+<p>"About an hour, m'm."</p>
+
+<p>"Is Mr. Pratt in?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think so, m'm. I'll go and inquire."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind. I'm going upstairs."</p>
+
+<p>Ah! Then they had gone out separately, by
+pre-arrangement! More slyness! And this was
+Cosimo's "pretence" at being Miss Belchamber's
+devoted admirer! Of course, if there had been
+any pretence at all about it, it would have had to
+be that he was not her admirer. Very well; they
+would see about that, too, later!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>She went quickly to her own room, changed
+her blouse for a tea-gown, and then, with that
+tingling at her heart suddenly warm and crisp
+again, descended to the studio.</p>
+
+<p>It was high time (she told herself) that the "Novum's"
+Indian policy was definitely settled. Mr.
+Strong also said so, the moment he had shaken
+hands with her and said "Good afternoon." But
+Mr. Strong spoke bustlingly, as if the more haste
+he made the more quickly the job would be over.</p>
+
+<p>"Now these are the lines we have to choose
+from," he said....</p>
+
+<p>And he enumerated a variety of articles they
+had in hand, including Mr. Prang's.</p>
+
+<p>"Then there's this," he said....</p>
+
+<p>He told Amory about a crisis in the Bombay<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
+cotton trade, and of a scare in the papers that
+very morning about heavy withdrawals of native
+capital from the North Western Banks....</p>
+
+<p>"But I think the best thing of all would be for
+me to write an article myself," he said, "and to back
+it up with a number of Notes. What I really want
+cleared up is our precise objective. I want to
+know what that's to be."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll have tea in first, and then we shall be
+undisturbed," said Amory.</p>
+
+<p>"Better wait for Cosimo, hadn't we?"</p>
+
+<p>"He's out," said Amory, passing to the bell.</p>
+
+<p>She sat down on the corner of the sofa, and
+watched the maid bring in tea. Mr. Strong, who
+had placed himself on the footstool and was making
+soughing noises by expelling the air from his locked
+hands, appeared to be brooding over his forthcoming
+number. But that quick little tingle of
+half an hour before had had a curious after-affect
+on Amory. How it had come about she did not
+know, but the fact remained that she was not,
+now, so very sure that even the "Novum" was
+quite as great a thing as she had supposed it to be.
+Or rather, if the "Novum" itself was no less great,
+she had, quite newly, if dimly, foreseen herself in a
+more majestic r&ocirc;le than that of a mere technical
+<i>directrice</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Politics? Yes, it undoubtedly was the Great
+Game. Strong men fancied themselves somewhat
+at it, and conceited themselves, after the
+fashion of men, that it was they who wrought this
+marvel or that. But was it? Had there not been<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>
+women so much stronger than they that, doing
+apparently nothing, their nothings had been more
+potent than all the rest? She began to give her
+fancy play. For example, there was that about a
+face launching a thousand ships. That was an old
+story, of course; if a face could launch a thousand
+ships so many centuries ago, there was practically
+no limit to its powers with the British Navy at its
+present magnificent pitch of numerical efficiency.
+But that by the way. It was the idea that had
+seized Amory. Say a face&mdash;Helen's, she thought
+it was&mdash;had launched a thousand, or even five
+hundred ships; where was the point? Why,
+surely that that old Greek Lord High Admiral,
+whoever he was&mdash;(Amory must look him up;
+chapter and verse would be so very silencing if she
+ever had occasion to put all this into words)&mdash;surely
+he had thought, as all men thought, that he was
+obeying no behest but his own. The chances were
+that he had hardly wasted a thought on Helen's
+face as a factor in the launching....</p>
+
+<p>Yet Helen's face had been the real launching
+force, or rather the brain behind Helen's face ...
+but Amory admitted that she was not quite sure
+of her ground there. Perhaps she was mixing
+Helen up with somebody else. At any rate, if she
+was wrong about Helen she was not wrong about
+Catherine of Russia. Nor about Cleopatra. Nor
+about the Pompadour. These had all had brains,
+far superior to the brains of their men, which they
+had used through the medium of their beauty.
+She knew this because she had been reading about<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>
+them quite recently, and could put her finger on
+the very page; she had a wonderful memory for
+the places in books in which passages occurred....
+So there were Catherine the Second, and Cleopatra,
+and the Pompadour, even if she had been wrong
+about Helen. That was a curious omission of
+Homer's, by the way&mdash;or was it Virgil?&mdash;the omission
+of all reference to the brain behind. Perhaps
+it had seemed so obvious that he took it for granted.
+But barring that, the notion of a face launching
+the ships was very fine. It was the Romantic
+Point of View. Hitherto Amory had passed over
+the Romantic Point of View rather lightly, but
+now she rather thought there was a good deal in
+it. At any rate that about the face of a woman
+being the real launching-force of a whole lot of
+ships&mdash;well, it was an exaggeration, of course,
+and in a sense only a poetic way of putting it&mdash;but
+it was quite a ripping idea.</p>
+
+<p>So if a ship could be launched, apparently, not
+by a mere material knocking away of the thingummy,
+but by the timeless beauty of a face, an
+Indian policy ought not to present more difficulties.
+At all events it was worth trying. Perhaps "trying"
+was not exactly the word. These things happened
+or they didn't happen. But anybody not
+entirely stupid would know what Amory meant.</p>
+
+<p>The maid lighted the little lamp under the water-vessel
+that kept the muffins hot and then withdrew.
+Amory turned languidly to Mr. Strong.</p>
+
+<p>"Would you mind pouring out the tea? I'm
+so lazy," she said.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>She had put her feet up on the sofa, and her
+hands were clasped behind her head. The attitude
+allowed the wide-sleeved tea-gown into which she
+had changed to fall away from her upper arm,
+showing her satiny triceps. The studio was warm;
+it might be well to open the window a little; and
+Amory, from her sofa, gave the order. It seemed
+to her that she had not given orders enough from
+sofas. She had been doing too much of the work
+herself instead of lying at her ease and stilly willing
+it to be done. She knew better now. It was
+much better to take a leaf out of the book of <i>les
+grandes maitresses</i>. She recognized that she ought
+to have done that long ago.</p>
+
+<p>So Mr. Strong brought her tea, and then returned
+to his footstool again, where he ate enormous
+mouthfuls of muffin, spreading anchovy-paste
+over them, and drank great gulps of tea. He fairly
+made a meal of it. But Amory ate little, and
+allowed her tea to get cold. The cast which Stan
+had coarsely called "the fore-quarter" had been
+hung up on the wall at the sofa's end, and her eyes
+were musingly upon it. The trotter lay out of sight
+behind her.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, about that thing of Prang's," said Mr.
+Strong when he could eat no more. "Hadn't we
+better be settling about it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't shout across the room," said Amory
+languidly, and perhaps a little pettishly. She was
+wondering what was the matter with her hand that
+Mr. Strong had not kissed it when he had said good
+afternoon. He had kissed it on a former occasion.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Head bad?" said Mr. Strong.</p>
+
+<p>"No, my head's all right, but there's no reason
+we should edit the 'Novum' from the housetops."</p>
+
+<p>"Was I raising my voice? Sorry."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong rose from his footstool and took up a
+station between the tea-table and the asbestos log.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was getting rather tired of hearing about
+that thing of Prang's. She did not see why Mr.
+Strong should shuffle about it in the way he did.
+The article had been twice "modified," that was
+to say more or less altered, and Amory could hardly
+be expected to go on reading it in its various forms
+for ever. What did Mr. Strong want? If he
+whittled much more at Mr. Prang's clear statement
+of a point of view of which the single virtue was its
+admitted extremeness, he would be reducing the
+"Novum" to the level of mere Liberalism, and
+they had long ago decided that, of the Conservative
+who opposed and the Liberal who killed by insidious
+kindnesses, the former was to be preferred
+as a foe. Besides, there was an alluring glow about
+Mr. Prang's way of writing. No doubt that was
+part and parcel of the glamour of the East. The
+Eastern style, like the Eastern blood, had more
+sun in it. Keats had put that awfully well, in
+the passage about "parched Abyssinia" and "old
+Tartary the Fierce," and so had that modern man,
+who had spoken of Asia as lying stretched out "in
+indolent magnificence of bloom." Yes, there was
+a funny witchery about Asia. In all sorts of ways
+they "went it" in Asia. Bacchus had had a spree<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
+there, and it was there&mdash;or was that Egypt?&mdash;that
+Cleopatra or the Queen of Sheba or somebody had
+smuggled her satiny self into a roll of carpets and
+had had herself carried as a present to King Solomon
+or Mark Antony or whoever it was. It seemed
+to be in the Asian atmosphere, and Mr. Prang's prose
+style had a smack of it too. Mr. Strong&mdash;his literary
+style, of course, she meant&mdash;might have been all
+the better for a touch of that blood-warmth and
+thrill....</p>
+
+<p>And there were ripping bits of reckless passion
+in Herodotus too.</p>
+
+<p>But Mr. Strong continued to stand between the
+tea-table and the asbestos log, and to let fall
+irresolute sentences from time to time. Prang,
+he said, really was a bit stiff, and he, Mr. Strong,
+wasn't sure that he altogether liked certain responsibilities.
+Not that he had changed his mind
+in the least degree. He only doubted whether
+in the long run it would pay the "Novum" itself
+to acquire a reputation for exploiting what everybody
+else knew as well as they did, but left severely
+alone. In fact, he had assumed, when he had
+taken the job on, that the work for which he received
+only an ordinary working-salary would be conditioned
+by what other editors did and received
+for doing it.... At that Amory looked
+up.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh? But I thought that the truth, regardless
+of consequences, was our motto?"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course&mdash;without fear or favour in a sense&mdash;but
+where there are extra risks&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>What did this slow-coach of a man mean?&mdash;&mdash;"What
+risks?" Amory asked abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, say risks to Cosimo as proprietor."</p>
+
+<p>"You mean he might lose his money?" she
+said, with a glance round the satiny triceps and
+the apple-bud of an elbow.</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;does he <i>want</i> to lose his money?&mdash;What
+I mean is, that we aren't paying our way&mdash;we've
+scarcely any advertisements, you see&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I think that what you mean is that we ought
+to become Liberals?" There was a little ring
+in Amory's voice.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong made no reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Or Fabians, perhaps?"</p>
+
+<p>Still Mr. Strong did not answer.</p>
+
+<p>"Because if you <i>do</i> mean that, I can only say
+I'm&mdash;disappointed in you!"</p>
+
+<p>Now those who knew Edgar Strong the best
+knew how exceedingly sensitive he was to those
+very words&mdash;"I'm disappointed in you." In his
+large and varied experience they were invariably
+the prelude to the sack. And he very distinctly
+did not want the sack&mdash;not, at any rate, until he had
+got something better. Perhaps he reasoned within
+himself that, of himself and Prang, he would
+be the more discreet editor, and so lifted the question
+a whole plane morally higher. Perhaps, if
+it came to the next worst, he was prepared to accept
+the foisting of Prang upon him and to take his
+chance. Anyway, his face grew very serious, and
+he reached for the footstool, drew it close up to
+Amory's couch, and sat down on it.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I wonder," he said slowly, looking earnestly
+at his folded hands, "whether you'll put the worst
+interpretation on what I'm going to say."</p>
+
+<p>Amory waited. She dropped the satiny-white
+upper arm. Mr. Strong resumed, more slowly still&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"It's this. We're risking things. Cosimo's risking
+his money, but he may be risking more than
+that. And if he risks it, so do I."</p>
+
+<p>Into Amory's pretty face had come the look of
+the woman who prefers men to take risks rather
+than to talk about them.&mdash;"What do you risk?"
+she asked in tones that once more chilled Mr. Strong.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, for one thing, a prosecution. Prang's
+rather a whole-hogger. It's what I said before&mdash;we
+want to use him, not have him use us."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh?" said Amory with a faint smile. "And
+can't you manage Mr. Prang?"</p>
+
+<p>There was no doubt at all in Mr. Strong's mind
+what that meant. "Because if you can't," it
+plainly meant, "I dare say we can find somebody
+who can." Without any qualification whatever,
+she really was beginning to be a little disappointed
+in him. She wondered how Cleopatra or the Queen
+of Sheba would have felt (had such a thing been
+conceivable) if, when that carpet had been carried
+by the Nubians into her lover's presence and unrolled,
+Antony or whatever his name was had
+blushed and turned away, too faint-hearted to
+take the gift the gods offered him? Risks! Weren't&mdash;Indian
+policies&mdash;worth a little risk?...</p>
+
+<p>Besides, no doubt Cosimo was still with Britomart
+Belchamber....<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>She put her hands behind her head again and
+gave a little laugh.</p>
+
+<p>Well, (as Edgar Strong himself might have put
+it in the days when his conversation had been
+slangier than it was now), it was up to him to make
+good pretty quickly or else to say good-bye to the
+editorship of a rag that at least did one bit of good
+in the world&mdash;paid Edgar Strong six pounds a week.
+And if it must be done it must, that was all. Damn
+it!...</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the satiny upper arm decided his next
+action. Once before he had made its plaster facsimile
+serve his turn, and on the whole he would
+have preferred to be able to do so again; but even
+had that object not been out of reach on the wall
+and its original not eighteen inches away at the
+sofa's end, three hundred pounds a year in jeopardy
+must be made surer than that. He would have
+given a month's screw could Cosimo have come in
+at that moment. He actually did give a quick glance
+in the direction of the door....</p>
+
+<p>But no help came.</p>
+
+<p>Damn it&mdash;&mdash;!</p>
+
+<p>The next moment he had kissed that satiny
+surface, and then, gloomily, and as one who shoulders
+the consequences of an inevitable act, stalked
+away and stood in the favourite attitude of Mr.
+Brimby's heroes under great stress of emotion&mdash;with
+his head deeply bowed and his back to Amory.
+There fell between them a silence so profound that
+either became conscious at the same moment of
+the soft falling of rain on the studio roof.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Then, after a full minute and a half, Mr. Strong,
+still without turning, walked to the table on which
+his hat lay. Always without looking at Amory,
+he moved towards the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye," he said over his shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>There was the note of a knell in his tone. He
+meant good-bye for ever. All in a moment Amory
+knew that on the morrow Cosimo would receive
+Edgar Strong's formal resignation from the "Novum's"
+editorial chair, and that, though Edgar
+might retain his hold on the paper until his successor
+had been found, he would never come to
+The Witan any more. He had called Mr. Prang
+a whole-hogger, but in Love he himself appeared
+to be rather a whole-hogger. He had all but told
+her that to see her again would mean ... she
+trembled. The alternative was not to see her
+again. His whole action had said, more plainly than
+any words could say, "After that&mdash;all or nothing."</p>
+
+<p>She had not moved. She hardly knew the voice
+for her own in which she said, still without turning
+her head, "Wait&mdash;a minute&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong waited. The minute for which she
+asked passed.</p>
+
+<p>"One moment&mdash;&mdash;," murmured Amory again.</p>
+
+<p>At last Mr. Strong lifted his head.&mdash;"There's
+nothing to say," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm thinking," Amory replied in a low voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Really nothing."</p>
+
+<p>"Give me just a minute&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>For she was thinking that it was her face, nothing
+else, that had launched him thus to the door. For<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
+a moment she felt compunction for its tyranny.
+Poor fellow, what else had he been able to do?...
+Yet what, between letting him go and bidding him
+stay, was she herself to do? At his touch her
+heart had swelled&mdash;been constricted&mdash;either&mdash;both;
+even had she not known that she was a pretty
+woman, now at any rate she had put it to the
+proof; and the chances seemed real enough that
+if he turned and looked at her now, he must give
+a cry, stride across the studio floor, and take her
+in his arms. Dared she provoke him?...</p>
+
+<p>The moment she asked herself whether she
+dared she did dare. Not to have dared would to
+have been to be inferior to those great and splendid
+and reckless ones who had turned their eyes on
+their lovers and had whispered, "Antony&mdash;Louis&mdash;I
+am here!" If she courted less danger than
+she knew, her daring remained the same. And
+the room itself backed her up. So many doctrines
+were enunciated in that studio, the burden of one
+and all of which was "Why not?" The atmosphere
+was charged with permissions ... perhaps
+for him too. He was at the door now. It
+was only the turning of a key....</p>
+
+<p>Amory's low-thrilled voice called his name across
+the studio.</p>
+
+<p>"Edgar&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But he had thought no less quickly than she.
+He had turned. Shrewdly he guessed that she
+meant nothing; so much the better&mdash;damn it!
+There was something female about Edgar Strong;
+he knew more about some things than a young<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
+man ought to know; and in an instant he had
+found the "line" he meant to take. It was the
+"line" of honour rooted in dishonour&mdash;the "line"
+of Cosimo his friend&mdash;the "line" of black treachery
+to the hand that fed him with muffins and anchovy
+paste&mdash;or, failing these, the all-or-nothing "line."...
+But on the whole he would a little rather go
+straight than not....</p>
+
+<p>Nor did he hesitate. Amory had turned on the
+sofa. "Edgar!" she had called softly again.
+He swung round. The savagery of his reply&mdash;there
+seemed to Amory to be no other word to describe
+it&mdash;almost frightened her.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you know what you're doing?" he broke
+out. "Haven't you done enough already? What
+do you suppose I'm made of?"</p>
+
+<p>The moment he had said it he saw that he had
+made no mistake. It would not be necessary to
+go the length of turning the key. He glared at
+her for a moment; then he spoke again, less
+savagely, but no less curtly.</p>
+
+<p>"You called me back to say something," he
+said. "What is it?"</p>
+
+<p>Instinctively Amory had covered her face with
+her hands. It was fearfully sweet and dangerous.
+Flattery could hardly have gone further than that
+tortured cry, "What do you think I'm made of?"
+Her heart was thumping&mdash;thump, thump, thump,
+thump. A lesser woman would have taken refuge
+in evasions, but not she&mdash;not she, with Cosimo
+carrying on with Britomart, and Dorothy Tasker
+no doubt whispering to her Otis or Wilbur or whatever<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span>
+her American's name might be, and Stan
+perhaps deep in an intrigue with his Spanish female
+at that very moment. No, she had provoked him,
+and he had now every right to cry, not "Have
+you read '<i>The Tragic Comedians</i>'?" but "Do
+you know what you're doing?"... And he
+was speaking again now.</p>
+
+<p>"Because," he was saying quietly, "if <i>that's</i>
+it ... I must know. I must have a little time.
+There will be things to settle. I don't quite know
+how it happened; I suddenly saw you&mdash;and did
+it. Anyway, it's done&mdash;or begun.... But I won't
+stab Cosimo in the back.... It will have to be
+the Continent, I suppose. Paris. There's a little
+hotel I know in the Boulevard Montparnasse. It's
+not very luxurious, but it's cheap and fairly clean.
+Seven francs a day, but it would come rather less
+for the two of us. And you wouldn't have to spend
+much on dress in the Quartier. Or there's Montmartre.
+Or some of those out-of-the-way seaside
+places. I should like to take you to the sea first,
+and then to a town&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He stopped, and began to walk up and down
+the studio.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was suddenly pale. She had not thought
+of this. She had thought that perhaps Mr. Strong
+might give a cry, rush across the studio, and take
+her in his arms; but of this cold and almost passionless
+prevision of details she had not dreamed. And
+yet that was magnificent too. Edgar wasted no
+time in dalliance when there was planning to be
+done. There would be time enough for softer<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>
+delights when the whole of the Latin Quarter lay
+spread out before them in indolent magnificence
+of bloom. He was terrifying and superb. Such
+a man not manage Mr. Prang! Why, here he was,
+ready to bear her off that very night at a word!</p>
+
+<p>Paris&mdash;Montmartre&mdash;the Quartier!</p>
+
+<p>It was Romance with a vengeance!</p>
+
+<p>Then at a thought she grew paler still. The
+children! What about Corin and Bonniebell? It
+didn't matter so much about Cosimo; it would
+serve him right; but what about the twins? Were
+they also to be included in the seven francs a day?
+And wouldn't it matter how they dressed either
+in the Quarter? Or did Edgar propose that they
+should be left behind in Cosimo's keeping, with
+Britomart Belchamber for a stepmother?</p>
+
+<p>Edgar had reached the door again now. He was
+not hurrying her, but there was a look on his face
+that seemed to say that all she needed was a hat
+and a rug for the steamer.</p>
+
+<p>Such a very different thing from a carpet to
+roll round her&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>She had risen unsteadily from the sofa. She
+crossed the floor and stood before Edgar, looking
+earnestly up into his blue eyes. She moistened
+her lips.</p>
+
+<p>"What's happened&mdash;&mdash;" she began in a
+whisper....</p>
+
+<p>He interrupted her only to make the slightest
+of forbidding gestures with his hand; her own
+hands had moved, as if she would have put them
+on his shoulders. And she saw that he was quite<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
+right. At the touch of her his control would certainly
+have broken down. She went on, appealingly
+and almost voicelessly.</p>
+
+<p>"What's happened&mdash;had to happen, hadn't
+it?" she whispered. "<i>You</i> felt it sweeping us
+away too&mdash;didn't you?... But need we say
+any more about it to-night?... I want to think,
+Edgar. We must both think. There's&mdash;there's
+a lot to think about&mdash;and talk over. We mustn't
+be too rash. It <i>would</i> be rash, wouldn't it? Look
+at me, Edgar&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;I must go&mdash;&mdash;," he said with an impatience
+that he had not to assume.</p>
+
+<p>"But look at me," she begged. "I shan't sleep
+a wink to-night. I shall think about it all night.
+It will be lovely&mdash;but torturing&mdash;dear!&mdash;But you'll
+sleep, I expect...." She pouted this last.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm going away," he announced abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" she cried, startled.... "But you'll
+come in to-morrow?"</p>
+
+<p>"I shall go away for a few days. Perhaps longer."</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;but&mdash;we haven't settled about the
+paper!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He was grim.&mdash;"You don't suppose I can think
+about the paper <i>now</i>, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, no&mdash;of course not&mdash;but it <i>must</i> be done
+to-day, Edgar! Or to-morrow at the very latest!...
+Can't we <i>try</i> to put this on one side, just for
+an hour?"</p>
+
+<p>He shook his head before the impossibility....</p>
+
+<p>And that was how it came about that the Indian
+policy of the "Novum" was left in the hands of
+Mr. Suwarree Prang.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span></p>
+<h2>Part II</h2>
+
+
+
+<h2>I</h2>
+
+<h3>THE PIGEON PAIR</h3>
+
+
+<p>Amory had been at a great deal of trouble
+to gather all the opinions she could get
+about the education of her twins, Corin and Bonniebell;
+but it was not true, as an unkind visitor
+who had been once only to The Witan had said,
+that they were everybody's children. Just because
+Amory had taken Katie Deedes' advice and had
+had their hair chopped off short at the nape like
+a Boutet de Monvel drawing&mdash;and had not disdained
+to accept the spelling-books which Dickie Lemesurier
+had given them (books in which the difficult
+abstraction of the letter "A" was visualized for
+their young eyes as "Little Brown Brother,"
+"B" as "Tabby Cat," and so on)&mdash;and had listened
+to Mr. Brimby when he had said what a good
+thing it would be to devote an hour on Friday
+afternoons to the study of Altruism and Camaraderie&mdash;and,
+in a word, had not been too proud
+and egotistical to make use of a good suggestion
+wherever she found it&mdash;because she had done these
+things, it did not at all follow that she had shirked<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
+her duties. If she did not influence them directly,
+having other things to do, she influenced those
+who did influence them, which came to the same
+thing. She influenced the Wyrons, for example,
+and nobody could say that the Wyrons had not
+made a particularly careful study of children.
+They had, and Walter had founded at least two
+Lectures directly on the twins and their education.</p>
+
+<p>But the Wyrons, who had submitted to the
+indignity of marriage for the sake of the race,
+laboured and lectured under an obvious disadvantage;
+they had no children of their own. And
+so Amory had to fill up the gaps in their experience
+for herself. Still, it was wonderful how frequently
+the Wyrons' excogitations and the things Amory
+had found out for herself coincided. They were
+in absolute accord, for example, about the promise
+of the immediate future and the hope that lay
+in the generation to come. The Past was dead
+and damned; the Present at best was an ignoble
+compromise; but the Morrow was to be bright
+and shining.</p>
+
+<p>"Walter and I," Laura sometimes said sadly,
+"aren't anything to brag about. There is much
+of the base in us. Our lives aren't what they
+should be. We're in the grip of inherited instincts
+too. We strive for the best, but the worst's sometimes
+too much for us. It's like Moses seeing
+the Promised Land from afar. We're just in the
+position of Moses. But these young Aarons&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Amory thought that very modest and dignified
+of poor old Laura. She frequently thought of her<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
+as 'poor old Laura,' but of course she didn't mean
+her actual age, which was only two years more than
+Amory's own. And that was very good, if a little
+sad, about Moses. The Wyrons did look forth
+over a Canaan they weren't very likely ever to
+tread.</p>
+
+<p>Lately&mdash;that is to say since that secret and
+tremendous moment between herself and Edgar
+Strong in the studio&mdash;Amory had fallen into the
+habit of musing long over the sight of the twins at
+lessons, at play, or at that more enlightened combination
+that makes lessons play and play lessons.
+Sometimes Mr. Brimby, the novelist, had come up
+to her as she had mused and had asked her what
+she was thinking about.</p>
+
+<p>"Your little Pigeon Pair, eh?" he had said.
+"Ah, the sweetness; ah, lucky mother! Grey
+books have to be the children of some of us; ah,
+me; yours is a pleasanter path!"</p>
+
+<p>Then he would fondle the little round topiary
+trees of their heads. Amory was almost as sorry
+for Mr. Brimby as she was for Laura. His books
+sold only moderately well, and she had more than
+once thought she would like the "Novum" to
+serialize one of them&mdash;the one with the little boy
+rather like Corin and the little girl rather like
+Bonniebell in it&mdash;if Mr. Brimby didn't want too
+much money for it.</p>
+
+<p>Edgar Strong, on the other hand, never fondled
+the children, and Amory's heart told her why. How
+could he be expected to do anything but hate those
+poor innocents who had come between him and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
+his desire? He must have realized that only the
+twins had frustrated that flight to Paris. Of course
+he was polite about it; he said that he was not
+very fond of children at all; but Amory was not
+deceived. She was, in a way, flattered that he
+did not fondle them. It was such an eloquent
+abstention. But it would have been more eloquent
+still had he come to The Witan and not-fondled
+them oftener.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore it was that Amory looked on Corin
+and Bonniebell as the precious repositories of her
+own relinquished joys, and heirs to a happier life
+than she herself had known. She dreamed over
+them and their future. Laura Wyron was quite
+right: by the time they had grown up the fogs of
+cowardice and prejudice and self-seeking would
+have disappeared for ever. Perhaps even by that
+time, as in Heaven, there would be no more marrying
+nor giving in marriage. Things would have adjusted
+themselves out of the rarer and sweeter and more
+liberal atmosphere. Corin, grown to be twenty,
+would one day meet with some mite who was
+still in her cradle or not yet born, and the two
+would look at one another with amazement and
+delight, and the Ideal Love would be born in their
+eyes, and Corin would recite a few of those brave
+and pure and unashamed things out of "Leaves
+of Grass" to her, and&mdash;well, and there they would
+be.... And Bonniebell, too, would do the
+same, on a Spring morning very likely, simply clad,
+cool and without immodest blushes&mdash;yes, she too
+would see somebody, and she would say, gladly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
+and simply, "I am here" (for there would be no
+reason, then, why she should wait for the youth
+to speak first), and&mdash;well, and there they would
+be too. And it would be Exogamy, or whatever
+the word was that Walter used. Either
+would go forth from the family on the appointed
+day&mdash;or perhaps only Corin would go, and Bonniebell
+remain behind&mdash;but anyway, one, if not both
+of them would go forth, and rove the morning-flushed
+hills, alone and free and singing and on the
+look-out for somebody, and they would look just
+like pictures of young Greeks, and nobody would
+laugh, as they did at the poor lady who walked in
+Greek robes down the Strand....</p>
+
+<p>And Amory herself? Alas! She would be
+left with the tribe. She would be old then&mdash;say
+fifty-something on the eleventh of October.
+And Edgar would be old too. They would have
+to recognize that <i>their</i> youth had been spent in
+the night-time of ignorance and suspicion. <i>They</i>
+would only be able to think of those spirited young
+things quoting "Leaves of Grass" to one another
+and wondering what had happened to them....</p>
+
+<p>No wonder Amory was sometimes pensive....</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wilkinson, the Labour Member, had been to
+all intents and purposes asked not to fondle the
+twins. He was a tall spare man with a great
+bush of pepper-and-salt hair, a Yorkshire accent,
+and an eye that hardly rested on any single object
+long enough to get more than a fleeting visual
+impression of it. He wrote on the first and third
+weeks of the month the "Novum's" column of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
+"Military Notes," and on the alternate weeks
+filled the same column with officially inspired
+"Trade Union Echoes." Between these two activities
+of Mr. Wilkinson's there was a connexion.
+He, in common with everybody else at The Witan,
+was loud in decrying the jobberies and vested
+interests of Departments, with the War Office
+placed foremost in the shock of his wrath. But
+the Trade Unions were another matter, and never
+a billet-creating measure came before Parliament
+but he strove vehemently to have its wheels cogged
+in with those of the existing Trade Union machine.
+That is to say, that while in theory he was for
+democratic competitive examination, in practice
+he found something to be said for jobbery, could
+the fitting Trade Unionist but be found. He
+was, moreover, a firebrand by temperament, and
+this is where the connexion between the "Military
+Matters" and the "Echoes" appears. Trade
+Unionists he declared, ought to learn to shoot.
+The other side, with their cant about "Law and
+Order," never hesitated to call out the regular
+troops; therefore, until the Army itself should
+have been won over by means of the leaflets
+that were disseminated for the purpose, they ought
+in the event of a strike to be prepared to throw
+up barricades, to shoot from cellar-windows, and
+to throw down chimney-stacks from the housetops.
+Capitalist-employed troops would not destroy
+more property than they need; in a crooked-streeted
+town the advantage of long-range fire would be
+gone; and Mr. Wilkinson was prepared to demonstrate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
+that a town defended on his lines could hold
+out, in the event of Industrial War pushed to an
+extreme, until it was starved into surrender.&mdash;These
+arguments, by the way, had impressed Mr.
+Prang profoundly.</p>
+
+<p>Now (to come back to the twins) on Corin's
+fourth birthday Mr. Wilkinson, moved by these
+considerations, had given him a wooden gun, and
+in doing so had committed a double error in
+Amory's eyes. His first mistake had been to
+suppose that even if, under the present lamentable
+(but nevertheless existing) conditions of militarism,
+Corin should ever become a soldier at all, he would
+be the uncommissioned bearer of a gun and not
+the commissioned bearer of a sword. And his
+second mistake had been like unto it, namely,
+to think that, in the case of a proletariat uprising
+say in Cardiff or York, Corin would not similarly
+have held some post of weight and responsibility
+on the other side. Corin shoot up through the
+street-trap of a coal-hole or pot somebody from
+behind a chimney-stack!... But Amory admitted
+that it must be difficult for Mr. Wilkinson
+to shake off the effects of his upbringing. That
+upbringing had been very different from, say,
+Mr. Brimby's. Mr. Brimby had been at Oxford,
+and in nobly stooping to help the oppressed brought
+as it were a fragrant whiff of graciousness and
+culture with him. Mr. Wilkinson was a nobody.
+He came from the stratum of need, and, when it
+came to fondling the twins, must not think himself
+a Brimby.... Therefore, Amory had had to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>
+ask him to take the gun back (a deprivation
+which had provoked a mighty outcry from Corin),
+and to give him, if he must give him something, a
+Nature book instead.</p>
+
+<p>Katie Deedes and Dickie Lemesurier were both
+permitted to fondle the twins, though in somewhat
+different measure. This difference of measure did
+not mean that either Katie or Dickie suffered from
+a chronic cold that the twins might have contracted.
+Here again the case was almost as complicated as
+the case of Mr. Wilkinson. Cases had a way of
+being complicated at The Witan. It was this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Both of these ladies, as Amory had assured Mr.
+Brimby, were "quite all right." She meant socially.
+No such difference was to be found between them
+in this respect as that which yawned between
+Mr. Brimby and Mr. Wilkinson. Indeed as far as
+Dickie was concerned, Amory had given a little
+apologetic laugh at the idea of her having to place
+and appraise a Lemesurier of Bath at all. The
+two girls had equally to work for their living, and&mdash;but
+perhaps it was here that the difference came
+in. There are jobs and jobs. It was a question
+of tone. Dickie, running the Suffrage Book Shop,
+enjoyed something of the glamour of Letters;
+but Katie, as manageress of the Eden Restaurant,
+was, after all, only a caterer. It was not Amory's
+fault that Romance had pronounced arbitrarily
+and a little harshly on the relative dignity of these
+occupations. She could not help it that books are
+books and superior, while baked beans are only
+baked beans, necessary, but not to be talked<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
+about. If Dickie had, by her calling, a shade more
+consideration than was strictly her due, while
+Katie, by hers, was slightly shorn of something
+to which she would otherwise have been entitled,
+well, it was not Amory who had arranged it so.</p>
+
+<p>But between books and baked beans the twins
+did not hesitate for an instant. They saw from
+no point of view but their unromantic own.</p>
+
+<p>Dickie, overhauling the remainder stock at the
+Suffrage Shop, was able to bring them a book from
+time to time; but Katie, whose days were spent
+in a really interesting place full of things to eat,
+brought them sweetened Proteids, and cold roasted
+chestnuts, and sugared Filbertine, and sometimes
+a pot of the Eden Non-Neuritic Honey for tea.
+And because the flesh was stronger in them than
+Amory thought it ought to be (at any rate until
+the day should come when they must leave the tribe
+with a copy of "Leaves of Grass" in their hands),
+they adored Katie and thought very much less of
+Dickie.</p>
+
+<p>Now this belly-guided preference was a thing
+to be checked in them; and one day Amory had
+asked Katie (quite nicely and gently) whether
+she would mind <i>not</i> bringing the children things
+that spoiled their appetites, not to speak of their
+tempers when they clamoured for these comestibles
+at times when they were not to be had. Then, one
+afternoon in the nursery, Amory actually had to
+repeat her request. Half an hour later, when the
+children had been brought down into the studio
+for their after-tea hour, she learned that Katie<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
+had left the house. It was Corin himself who
+informed her of this.</p>
+
+<p>"Auntie Katie was crying," he said. "About
+the vertisements," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Ad</i>-vertisements, dear," Amory corrected him.
+"Say <i>ad</i>-vertisements, not vertisements."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Ad</i>-vertisements," said Corin sulkily. "But&mdash;"
+and he cheered up again, "&mdash;she <i>was</i>, mother."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense," said Amory. "And you're not to
+say 'Auntie' to Katie. It isn't true. Your Auntie
+is your father's or your mother's sister, and we
+haven't any.... And now you've played enough.
+Say good-night, both of you, and take Auntie
+Dickie's book, and ask Miss Belchamber to read
+you the story of the Robin and her Darling Eggs,
+and then you must have your baths and go to bed."</p>
+
+<p>"I want the tale about Robin Hood, that Mr.
+Strong once told me," Corin demurred.</p>
+
+<p>"No, you must have the one about the dear
+Dickie Bird, who had a wing shot off by a cruel
+man one day, and had to hide her head under the
+other one, so that when her Darling Eggs were
+hatched out the poor little birds were all born with
+crooked necks&mdash;you remember what I told you
+about the fortress in a horrible War, when the poor
+mothers were all so frightened that all the little
+boys and girls were born lame&mdash;it's the same thing&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Were there guns, that went bang?" Corin
+demanded. He had forgotten that the story
+contained this really interesting detail.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"Great big ones?" Corin's eyes were wide open.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Very big. It was very cruel and anti-social."</p>
+
+<p>But Corin's momentary interest waned again.&mdash;"I
+want Robin Hood," he said sullenly.</p>
+
+<p>"Now you're being naughty, and I shall have
+to send you to bed without any nice reading at all."</p>
+
+<p>"I want Robin Hood." The tone was ominous....</p>
+
+<p>"And I want some chestnuts," Bonniebell chimed
+in, her face also puckering....</p>
+
+<p>And so Amory, who had threatened to send
+them bookless to bed, must keep her word. It is
+very wrong to tell falsehoods to children. She
+dismissed them, and they went draggingly out,
+their Boutet de Monvel hair and fringed <i>&eacute;ponge</i>
+costumes giving them the appearance of two luckless
+pawns that had been pushed off the board in
+some game of chess they did not understand.</p>
+
+<p>Amory thought it very foolish of Katie to take
+on in this way. She might have known that her
+advertisements had not been refused without good
+reason. Amory had fully intended to explain all
+about it to Katie, but she really had had so many
+things to do. Nor ought it to have needed explaining.
+Surely Katie could have seen for herself that
+Dickie's Bookshop List, with its names of Finot
+and Forel and Mill and the rest, was a distinction
+and an embellishment to the paper, while her
+own Filbertines and Protolaxatives were a positive
+disfigurement. The proper place for these was,
+not in the columns of the "Novum," but in the
+"Please take One" box at the Eden's door....
+But if Katie intended to sulk and cry about it,
+well, so much the worse.... (To jump forward<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>
+a little: Katie did elect to sulk. Or rather, she
+did worse. She was so ill-advised as to go behind
+Amory's back and to speak to Cosimo himself
+about the advertisements. With that Katie's
+goose&mdash;or perhaps one should say her Anserine&mdash;was
+cooked. Amory did not allow that kind of
+thing. She certainly did not intend to explain
+anything after that. It was plain as a pikestaff that
+Katie was jealous of Dickie. Amory was bitterly
+disappointed in Katie. Of course she would not
+forbid her the house; she was still free to come
+to The Witan whenever she liked; but&mdash;somehow
+Katie only came once more. She found herself
+treated so very, very kindly.... So she gulped
+down a sob, fondled the twins once more, and left).</p>
+
+<p>Miss Britomart Belchamber saw enough of the
+twins not to wish to fondle them very much. Amory
+was not yet absolutely sure that she fondled Cosimo
+instead, but she was welcome to do so if she
+could find any satisfaction in it. Cosimo fondled
+the twins to a foolish extreme. Mr. Prang could
+never get near enough to them to fondle them.
+Both Corin and Bonniebell displayed a most powerful
+interest in Mr. Prang, and would have stood
+stock-still gazing at him for an hour had they been
+permitted; but the moment he approached them
+they fled bellowing.</p>
+
+<p>And in addition to these various fondlings there
+were casual fondlings from time to time whenever
+the more favoured of the "Novum's" contributors
+were asked to tea.</p>
+
+<p>But the Wyrons remained, so to speak, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
+<i>ex-officio</i> fondlers, and perhaps childless Laura
+felt a real need to fondle at her heart. It was she
+who first asked Amory whether she hadn't noticed
+that, while Mr. Brimby and Dickie frequently
+fondled the twins separately, more frequently
+still they did so together.</p>
+
+<p>"No!" Amory exclaimed. "I hadn't noticed!"</p>
+
+<p>"Walter thinks they would be a perfect pair,"
+Laura mused....</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>II</h2>
+
+<h3>THE 'VERT</h3>
+
+
+<p>Stan saw very little in the scheme that Dorothy
+darkly meditated against her aunt. He seldom
+saw much in Dorothy's schemes. Perhaps she did
+not make quite enough fuss about them, but went
+on so quietly maturing them that her income
+seemed to be merely something that happened in
+some not fully explained but quite natural order
+of events. Stan thought it rather a lucky chance
+that the money usually had come in when it was
+wanted, that was all.</p>
+
+<p>But of his own job he had quite a different conception.
+<i>That</i> took thought. This appeared plainly
+now that he was able to dismiss his own past failures
+with a light and almost derisive laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know whatever made me think there
+was anything in them," he said complacently one
+night within about ten days of Christmas. He
+had put on his slippers and his pipe, and was drowsily
+stretching himself after a particularly hard "comic
+film" day, in the course of which he had been required
+to fall through a number of ceilings, bringing the
+furniture with him in his downward flight. He
+had come home, had had a shampoo and a hot<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>
+bath, and the last traces of the bags of flour and
+the sacks of soot had disappeared. "I don't think
+now they'd ever have come to very much."</p>
+
+<p>"Hush a moment," said Dorothy, listening, her
+needle arrested half-way through the heel of one
+of his socks.... "All right. I thought I heard
+him&mdash;Yes?"</p>
+
+<p>She could face young girls now. The third Bit
+had turned out to be yet another boy.</p>
+
+<p>"I mean," Stan burbled comfortably, "there
+wouldn't have been the money in them I thought
+there would. Now take those salmon-flies, Dot.
+Of course I can tie 'em in a way. But what I
+mean is, it's a limited market. Not like the
+boot-trade, I mean, or soap, or films. Everybody
+wears boots and sees films. There's more
+scope, more demand. But everybody doesn't
+carry a salmon-rod. Comparatively few people do.
+And the same with big-game shooting. Or deerstalking.
+Everybody can't afford 'em."</p>
+
+<p>"No, dear," said Dorothy, her eyes downcast.</p>
+
+<p>"Then there was Fortune and Brooks," Stan
+continued with a great air of discovery. "<i>I</i>
+see their game now. You see it too, don't you?&mdash;They
+just wanted orders. New accounts. That's
+what they wanted. If I could have put 'em on to
+a chap who'd have spent say five hundred a year
+on Chutney and things&mdash;well, what I mean is,
+where would they be without customers like that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nowhere, dear," said the dutiful Dorothy.</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly. Nowhere. That's what I was leading up to.
+They wouldn't be anywhere. They<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>
+just wanted to be put on to these things. And it's
+just struck me how <i>I</i> should have looked, going
+out to dinner somewhere, strange house very likely,
+and I'd said to somebody I'd perhaps met for
+the first time, 'Don't think much of these salted
+almonds; our hostess ought to try the F. and B.
+Brand, a Hundred Gold Medals, and see that the
+blessed coupon isn't broken.'&mdash;Eh? See what I
+mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"I was never very keen on the idea," Dorothy
+admitted gravely.</p>
+
+<p>"No, and I'm blessed if I see why I was, now,"
+Stan conceded cheerfully....</p>
+
+<p>She loved this change in him which a real job
+with real money had brought about. Poor old
+darling, she thought, it must have been pretty
+rotten for him before, borrowing half-crowns from
+her in the morning, which he would spend with an
+affected indifference on drinks and cab fares in the
+evening. And he <i>should</i> speak with a new authority
+if he wished. Not for worlds would she have smiled
+at His Impudence's new air of being master in his
+own house. He <i>should</i> be a Sultan if he liked&mdash;provided
+he didn't want more than one wife.</p>
+
+<p>Moreover, his bringing in of money had been a
+relief so great that even yet she had hardly got
+out of the habit of reckoning on her own earnings
+only. It had taken her weeks to realize that now
+the twopences came in just a little more quickly
+than they went out, and that she could actually
+afford herself the luxury of keeping Mr. Miller
+waiting for his Idea, or even of not giving it to him<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>
+at all. She really had no Idea to give him. She
+was entirely wrapped up now in her plot against
+Lady Tasker.</p>
+
+<p>That plot, summarized from several conversations
+with Stan, was as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"You see, there's the Brear, with all that land,
+Aunt Grace's very own. The Cromwell Gardens
+lease is up in June, and it's all very well for auntie
+to say she doesn't hate London, but she does.
+She spends half a rent, with one and another of
+them, in travelling backwards and forwards, and
+she's getting old, too.&mdash;Then there's us. We
+can't go on living here, and the Tonys will be home
+just as Tim's leave's up, and they're sure to leave
+their Bits behind. Very well. Now the Tims and
+the Tonys can't afford to pay much, but they can
+afford something, and I think they ought to pay.
+They're sure to want those boys to go into the
+Army, and they'd <i>have</i> to pay for that anyway.&mdash;So
+there ought to be a properly-managed Hostel
+sort of place, paying its way, and a fund accumulating,
+and Aunt Gracie at the head of it, poor old
+dear, but somebody to do the work for her.&mdash;I don't
+see why we shouldn't clear out that old billiard-table
+that nobody ever uses, and throw that and the
+gun-room into one, and make that the schoolroom,
+and have a proper person down&mdash;a sort of private
+preparatory school for Sandhurst and Woolwich, and
+the money put by to help with the fees afterwards.
+It would be much easier if we all clubbed together.
+And I should jolly well make Aunt Eliza give us
+at least a thousand pounds&mdash;selfish old thing."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Frightful rows there'd be," Stan usually commented,
+thinking less of Dorothy's plan than of
+his own last trick-tumble. "Like putting brothers
+into the same regiment; always a mistake. And
+we're all rather good at rows you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, they're our <i>own</i> rows anyway. We
+keep 'em to ourselves. And we <i>do</i> all mean pretty
+much the same thing when all's said. I'm going
+to work it all out anyway, and then tackle Aunt
+Grace.... <i>I</i> shall manage it, of course."</p>
+
+<p>She did not add that her Lennards and Taskers
+and Woodgates would sink their private squabbles
+precisely in proportion as the outside attacks on
+their common belief rendered a closing-up of the
+ranks necessary. But she <i>had</i> been to The Witan
+and had kept her eyes open there, and knew that
+there were plenty of other Witans about. If
+stupid Parliament, with its votes and what not,
+couldn't think of anything to do about it, that
+was no reason why she should not do something,
+and make stingy old Aunt Eliza pay for the training
+of her Bits into the bargain.</p>
+
+<p>She had not seen Amory since that day when the
+episode of the winter woollies had made her angry,
+for, though Amory had called once at the Nursing
+Home soon after the birth of the third Bit, Dorothy
+had really not felt equal to the hair-raising tale
+of the twins all over again, and had sent a message
+down to her by the nurse. There was this difference
+between this tragic recital of Amory's and the
+fervour with which Ruth Mossop always hugged to
+her breast the thought of the worst that could<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
+happen&mdash;that Ruth <i>had</i> known brutality, and
+so might be forgiven for getting "a little of her
+own back"; but Amory had known one hardish
+twelvemonths perhaps, a good many years ago
+and when she had been quite able to bear it, and
+had since magnified that period of discomfort by
+a good many diameters. Amory, Dorothy considered,
+didn't really know she was born. She
+was unfeignedly sorry for that. Whatever measure
+of contempt was in her she kept for Cosimo.</p>
+
+<p>For she considered that Cosimo was at the bottom
+of all the trouble. If Stan, at his most impecunious
+and happy-go-lucky, could still stalk about the
+house saying "Dot, I won't have this," or "Look
+here, Dorothy, that has got to stop," it seemed
+to her that Cosimo, with never a care on his mind
+that was not his own manufacture, might several
+times have prevented Amory from making rather
+a fool of herself. But it seemed to Dorothy that
+kind of man was springing up all over the place
+nowadays. Mr. Brimby was another of them.
+Dorothy had read one of Mr. Brimby's books&mdash;"<i>The
+Source</i>," and hadn't liked it. She had
+thought it terribly dismal. In it a pretty and
+rich young widow, who might almost have been
+Amory herself, went slumming, and spent a lot of
+money in starting a sort of Model Pawn Shop, and
+by and by there came a mysterious falling-off
+in her income, and she went to see her lawyer about
+it, and learned, of course, that her source of income
+was that very slum in which she had stooped to
+labour so angelically.... Dorothy didn't know<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
+very much about pawnshops, but then she didn't
+believe that Mr. Brimby did either; and if her
+interest in them ever should become really keen,
+she didn't think she should go to Oxford for information
+about them. And Mr. Brimby himself
+seemed to feel this "crab," as Stan would have
+called it, for after "<i>The Source</i>" he had written
+a Preface for a book by a real and genuine tramp....
+And it had been Amory who had recommended
+"<i>The Source</i>" to Dorothy. She had said that
+it just showed, that with vision and thought and
+heart and no previous experience ("no prejudice"
+had been her exact words), there need be none of
+these dreadful grimy establishments, with their
+horrible underbred assistants who refused a poor
+woman half a crown on her mattress and made a
+joke about it, but airy and hygienic rooms instead,
+with rounded corners so that the dust could be
+swept away in two minutes (leaving a balance
+of at least twenty-eight minutes in which the
+sweeper might improve himself), and really courtly-mannered
+attendants, full of half crowns and
+pity and Oxford voice, who would give everybody
+twice as much as they asked for and a tear into the
+bargain.</p>
+
+<p>And Amory knew just as much about real pawnshops
+as did Dorothy and Mr. Brimby.</p>
+
+<p>For the life of her Dorothy could not make out
+what all these people were up to.</p>
+
+<p>And&mdash;though this was better now that Stan was
+earning&mdash;the thought of the money that was being
+squandered at The Witan had sometimes made<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>
+her ready to cry. For at the Nursing Home she
+had had one other visitor, and this visitor had
+opened her eyes to the appalling rate at which
+Cosimo's inheritance must be going. This visitor
+had been Katie Deedes. Katie too, was an old
+fellow-student of Dorothy's; it had not taken
+Dorothy long to see that Katie was full of a grievance;
+and then it had all come out. There had been some
+sort of a row. It had been simply and solely because
+Katie ran a Food Shop. Amory thought that
+<i>infra dig</i>. And just because Katie had given
+the children a few chestnuts Amory had practically
+said so.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I</i> shan't go there again," Katie had said, trying
+on Dorothy's account to keep down her tears.
+"<i>I</i> didn't marry a man with lots of money, and
+turn him round my finger, and make him write
+my <i>Life and Works</i>, and then snub my old
+friends! And none of the people who go there
+are really what she thinks they are. <i>She</i>
+thinks they go to see <i>her</i>, but Mr. Brimby only
+goes because Dickie does, and because he wants
+to sell the 'Novum' something or other, and
+Mr. Strong of course has to go, and Mr. Wilkinson
+goes because he wants Cosimo to stop the 'Novum'
+and start something else with him as editor, and Laura
+goes because they get things printed about Walter's
+Lectures, and I don't know what those Indians are
+doing there at all, and anyway <i>I've</i> been for the
+last time! I'm just as good as she is, and I should
+like to come and see you instead, Dorothy, and of
+course I won't bring your babies chestnuts if you<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>
+don't want.... But I'm frightfully selfish;
+I'm tiring you out.... May an A B C girl come
+to see you?"</p>
+
+<p>And Katie had since been. There is no social
+reason why the manager of a Vegetarian Restaurant
+may not visit the house of a film acrobat.</p>
+
+<p>As it happened, Katie came in that very night
+when the weary breadwinner was painstakingly
+explaining to his thoughtful spouse his reasons for
+doubting whether he would ever have got very rich
+had he remained one of Fortune and Brooks' well-dressed
+drummers. Katie had a round face and
+puzzled but affectionate eyes, and Stan was just
+beginning to school his own eyes not to rest with
+too open an interest on her Greenaway frocks and
+pancake hats. Katie for her part was intensely
+self-conscious in Stan's presence. She felt that
+when he wasn't looking at her clothes he was,
+expressly, <i>not</i>-looking at them, and that was
+worse.... But she couldn't have worn a hobble
+skirt and an aigrette at the "Eden."... Stan
+had told Dorothy that when he knew Katie better
+he intended to get out of her the remaining gruesome
+and Blue-Beard's-Chamber details which
+the hoof and the forequarter seemed to him to
+promise.</p>
+
+<p>"Poor little darlings!" Dorothy exclaimed
+compassionately by and by&mdash;Katie had been
+relating some anecdote in which Corin and Bonniebell
+had played a part. "I <i>do</i> think it's wrong
+to dress children ridiculously! The other day <i>I</i>
+saw a little girl&mdash;she must have been quite six or<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span>
+seven&mdash;and <i>she'd</i> knickers like a little boy, and
+long golden hair all down her back! What <i>is</i>
+the good of pretending that girls are boys?"</p>
+
+<p>"Awful rot," Stan remarked with a mighty
+stretch. "I say, I'm off to bed; I shall be yawning
+in Miss Deedes' face if I don't. Is there any arnica
+in the house, Dot?... Good night&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Good night," said Katie; and as the door
+closed behind the master of the house she settled
+more comfortably in her chair. "Now that he's
+stopped not-looking at me we can have a good talk,"
+her gesture seemed to say; "how <i>does</i> he expect
+I can get any other clothes till I've saved the
+money?"...</p>
+
+<p>They did talk. They talked of the old days at
+the McGrath, and who'd married who, and who
+hadn't married who after all, and, in this connection,
+of Laura Beamish and Walter Wyron, whom they
+had both known.... And it just showed how
+little glory and fame were really worth in the world.
+For Dorothy, who had been living in London all
+this time, had not heard as much as a whisper of
+that memorable revolt of the Wyrons against the
+Marriage Service, and, though she did know vaguely
+that Walter lectured, had not the ghost of an idea
+of what his lectures were about. She had been too
+busy minding her own petty and private and selfish
+affairs. Katie couldn't believe it. She thought
+Dorothy was joking.</p>
+
+<p>"You've never heard of Walter's Lecture on
+'<i>Heads or Tails in the Trying Time</i>,' nor his
+'<i>Address on the Chromosome</i>'?" she gasped....<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"No; do tell me. What is a Chromosome?"</p>
+
+<p>"A Chromosome? Why, it's a&mdash;it's a&mdash;well,
+you know when you've a cell&mdash;or a nucleus&mdash;or a
+gland or something&mdash;but it isn't a gland&mdash;it's the&mdash;but
+you <i>do</i> astonish me, Dorothy!"</p>
+
+<p>"But surely you're joking about Walter and
+Laura?" Dorothy exclaimed in her turn.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed I'm not! Why, I thought <i>every</i>body
+knew!..."</p>
+
+<p>"(It's all right&mdash;he won't come in again). But
+<i>why</i> did they pretend not to be married?" Dorothy
+asked in amazement.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know&mdash;I mean I forget for the moment&mdash;it
+seemed perfectly clear the way Walter explained
+it&mdash;you ought to go and hear him&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But what difference could being married&mdash;I
+mean not being married&mdash;make?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" said Katie, with satisfaction at having
+found her bearings again. "Walter's got a whole
+Lecture on that. It always thrills everybody.
+Amory thinks it's almost his best&mdash;after the '<i>Synthetic
+Protoplasm</i>' one, of course&mdash;that's admitted
+by everybody to be quite <i>the</i> best!"<a name="FNanchor_1" id="FNanchor_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a><br /></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span></p><p>"Proto ... but I thought those were a kind
+of oats!" said poor Dorothy, utterly bewildered.</p>
+
+<p>"Oats!" cried Katie in a sort of whispered
+shriek. "Why, it's&mdash;it's&mdash;but I don't know even
+how to <i>begin</i> to explain it! Do you mean to say
+you haven't read about these things?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," murmured Dorothy, abashed.</p>
+
+<p>"Not Monod, nor Ellen Key, nor Sebastien
+Faure, nor Malom!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"N-o." Dorothy felt horribly ashamed of herself.</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;but&mdash;those <i>lovely</i> little boys of yours!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She gazed wide-eyed at the disconcerted Dorothy....</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>It was the humiliating truth: Dorothy had
+never heard of the existence of a single one of these
+writers and leaders of thought. She had borne
+Noel in black ignorance of what they had had to say
+about the Torch of the Race, and Jackie and the
+third Bit for all the world as if they had never set
+pen to paper. Monod had not held her hand, nor<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span>
+Faure been asked for his imprimatur; Key had
+hymned Love superfluously, and the Synthesists,
+equally superfluously, its supersession. For a
+moment she anxiously hoped that it was all right,
+and then, as Katie went on, the marvel of it all
+overwhelmed her again.</p>
+
+<p>The dictum that desirable children could be born
+only <i>out</i> of wedlock! That stupendous suggestion
+of Walter's to millionaires who did not know what
+to do with their money, that, for the improvement of
+the Race, they should endow with a thousand pounds
+every poor little come-by-chance that weighed
+eleven pounds at birth! That other proposal,
+that twenty years could straightway be added to
+woman's life and beauty by a mere influencing of
+her thoughts about the Chromosome&mdash;whatever
+it was!... Poor uncultured Dorothy did not
+know whether she was on her head or her heels.
+She had never dreamed, until Katie told her, that
+before marrying Stan she ought to have gone to the
+insect-world, or to the world of molluscs and crustac&aelig;,
+to learn how <i>they</i> maintained the integrity of their
+own highest type&mdash;whether by pulling their wings
+off after the flight, or devouring their husbands, or&mdash;or&mdash;or
+what! She had heard of the moral lessons
+that can be learned of the ant, but it had not struck
+her that she and Stan might, by means of a little
+more study and care, have lifted up the economy of
+their little flat to the level of the marvellously-organized
+domesticity you see when you kick over
+a stone.</p>
+
+<p>But Katie's hesitations and great gaps of confessed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
+ignorance gave her a little more courage. Katie was
+at pains to explain that all that she herself knew
+about it all was that these things were what they
+<i>said</i>, and Dorothy must go to Walter and the books
+for the rest.</p>
+
+<p>"They're all very expensive books, and I may
+not really have understood them," she said wistfully.
+"They must be awfully deep and so on if they're
+so dear&mdash;twelve and fifteen and twenty shillings!
+But I did try so hard, and sometimes it seemed
+quite reasonable and plain, especially when the
+print was nice and big.... Close print always
+seems so frightfully learned.... And I know
+I've explained it badly; I haven't Walter's gift
+of putting things. Amory has, of course. When
+she and Walter have a really good set-to it makes one
+feel positively <i>abject</i> about one's ignorance. I doubt
+if Cosimo can always <i>quite</i> follow them, and I'm
+quite sure Mr. Strong can't&mdash;I know he's only
+hedging when he says, 'Ah, yes, have you read
+Fabre on the Ant or Maeterlinck on the Bee?'&mdash;and
+I believe he just glances at the review books
+that come to the 'Novum' instead of really studying
+them, as Walter and Amory do. And it's very
+funny about Mr. Strong," she rattled artlessly on.
+"Sometimes I've thought that it isn't just that
+Amory doesn't know what they all go to The Witan
+for, but that everybody else <i>does</i> know. They all
+seem to want it to themselves. Of course if Mr.
+Wilkinson wants Cosimo to stop the 'Novum,' and
+to start something else for him, it's only natural
+that he and Mr. Strong should be a little jealous of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
+one another; but Dickie and Mr. Brimby are jealous
+of the Wyrons, and I suppose I was jealous of Dickie
+too&mdash;and everybody seems jealous of everybody,
+and Amory of Cosimo, and Amory's always interfering
+between Britomart Belchamber and the
+twins' lessons, and that <i>can't</i> be a very good thing
+for discipline, but Britomart's like me in being rather
+stupid, and I wish I'd her screw&mdash;she gets nearly
+twice as much as I do. The only people who don't
+seem jealous of anybody are those Indians. They're
+<i>always</i> affable. I suppose it's rather nice for them,
+so far from their own country, having a house to go
+to...."</p>
+
+<p>But here Dorothy's humility and self-distrust
+ended. The moment it came to India, she shared
+her aunt's deplorable narrow-mindedness and propensity
+to make a virtue of her intolerance. It
+seemed to her that it was one thing for the Tims and
+Tonys, in India, to have to employ a native interpreter
+(and to be pretty severely rooked by him)
+when they had their Urdu Higher Proficiency to
+pass, but quite another for these same natives to
+come over here, and to learn our law and language,
+and our excellent national professions, and our
+somewhat mitigated ways of living up to them.
+No, she was not one whit better than her hide-bound
+old aunt, and she did not intend to have too practical
+a brotherly love taught at that meditated foundation
+at the Brear....</p>
+
+<p>She became silent as she thought of that foundation
+again, and presently Katie rose.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose I couldn't see him in his cot?" she
+said wistfully.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Dorothy smiled. Katie meant the youngest Bit.</p>
+
+<p>"Well ... I'm afraid he's in <i>our</i> room, you
+see ...," she said.</p>
+
+<p>Katie had been thinking of The Witan. She
+coloured a little.</p>
+
+<p>"Sorry," she murmured; and then she broke
+out emphatically.</p>
+
+<p>"I <i>like</i> coming to see you, Dorothy. I don't
+feel so&mdash;such a <i>fool</i> when I'm with you.... And
+do tell me where you got that frock, and how much
+it was; I <i>must</i> have another one as soon as I
+can raise the money! I do wish I could make
+what Britomart Belchamber makes! Two-twenty
+a year! Think of that!... But of course Prince
+Eadmond teachers do come expensive&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>More and more it was coming to seem to Dorothy
+that the whole thing was terrifically expensive.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>III</h2>
+
+<h3>THE IMPERIALISTS</h3>
+
+
+<p>They were great believers in the Empire, they
+on the "Novum." Indeed, they were the
+only true Imperialists, since they recognized that
+ideas, and not actions, were by far and away the most
+potent instruments in the betterment of mankind.
+Everybody who was anybody knew that, a mere
+sporadic outbreak here and there (such as the one in
+Manchuria) notwithstanding, war had been virtually
+impossible ever since the publication of M. Bloch's
+book declaring it to be so. What, they asked, was
+war, more than an unfortunate miscalculation on the
+part of the lamb that happened to lie down with
+the lion? And what made the miscalculation so
+unfortunate? Why, surely the possession by the
+lion of teeth and claws. Draw his teeth and cut his
+claws, and the two would slumber peacefully together.
+So with the British lion. He only fought because
+he had things ready to fight with. Philosophically,
+his aggressions were not much more than a kind
+of sportive manifestation of the joy of life, that
+happened, rather inconsequentially, to take the form
+of the joy of death. Take away the ships and
+guns, then, and everything would be all right.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>These views on the Real Empire were in no way
+incompatible with Mr. Wilkinson's desire to see all
+Trade Unionists armed. For a war at home, about
+shorter hours and higher wages, would at any rate
+be a war between equals in race. It was wars
+between unequals that had made of the Old Empire
+so hideous a thing. Amory herself had more than
+once stated this rather well.</p>
+
+<p>"I call it cowardice," she had said. "Every
+fine instinct in us tells us to stick up for the weaker
+side. It makes my blood boil! Think of those
+gentle and dusky millions, all being, to put it in a
+word, bullied&mdash;just bullied! We all know the kind
+of man who goes abroad&mdash;the conventional 'adventurer'
+(I like 'adventurer!') He's just a common
+bully. He drinks disgustingly, and swears, and kicks
+people who don't get out of his way&mdash;but he's always
+careful to have a revolver in his pocket for fear they
+should hit him back!... And he makes a
+tremendous fuss about his white women, but when
+it comes to their black or brown ones ... well,
+anyway, <i>I</i> think he's a brute, and we want a better
+class of man than <i>that</i> for our readers!"</p>
+
+<p>And that was briefly why, at the "Novum," they
+tried to reduce armaments at home, and gave at
+least moral encouragement to the other side whenever
+there was a dust-up abroad.</p>
+
+<p>But it had been some time ago that Amory had
+said all this, and her attitude since then had undergone
+certain changes. One of these changes had
+been her acquisition of the Romantic Point of View;
+another had been that suspended state of affairs<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span>
+between herself and Mr. Strong. The first of these
+curtailed a good deal of the philosophy in which
+Mr. Strong always seemed anxious to enwrap the
+subject (in order, as far as Amory could see, to
+avoid action). It also made a little more of the
+position of women, white, black or brown, and
+especially when rolled up in carpets, in Imperial
+affairs. And the second, that hung-up relation
+between Edgar Strong and herself, had left her
+constantly wondering what would have happened
+had she taken Mr. Strong at his word and fled to
+Paris with him, and exactly where they stood since
+she had not done so.</p>
+
+<p>For naturally, things could hardly have been
+expected to be the same after that. Since Edgar
+had ceased to come quite so frequently to The Witan,
+Amory had thought the whole situation carefully
+over and had come to her conclusion. Perhaps the
+histories of <i>les grandes maitresses</i> and the writings of
+Key had helped her; or, more likely, Key in Sweden
+(or wherever it was) and herself in England had
+arrived at the same conclusion by independent paths.
+That conclusion, stated in three words, was the
+Genius of Love.</p>
+
+<p>It was perfectly simple. Why had Amory
+Towers, the painter of that picture ("Barrage") so
+enthusiastically acclaimed by the whole of Feminist
+England, now for so long ceased to paint? What
+had become of the Genius that had brought that
+picture into being? It is certain that Genius cannot
+be stifled. Deny it one opportunity and it will
+break out somewhere else&mdash;in another art, in politics,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
+in leadership in one form or another, or it may be
+even in crime.</p>
+
+<p>Even so, Amory was conscious, her own Genius
+had refused to be suppressed. It had found another
+outlet in politics, directed in a recumbent attitude
+from a sofa.</p>
+
+<p>Yet that had landed her straightway in a dilemma&mdash;the
+dilemma of Edgar and the twins, of Paris on
+seven francs a day and the comforts Cosimo
+allowed her, of a deed that was to have put even
+that of the Wyrons into the shade and a mere
+settling down to the prospect of seeing Edgar when
+it pleased him to put in an appearance.</p>
+
+<p>She had not seen this protean property of Genius
+just at first. That could only have been because
+she had not examined herself sufficiently. She had
+been introspective, but not introspective enough.</p>
+
+<p>And lest she should be mistaken in the mighty
+changes that were going on within herself, at first
+she had tried the painting again. Her tubes were
+dry and her brushes hard, but she had got new ones,
+and one after another she had taken up her old
+half-finished canvases again. A single glance at
+them had filled her with astonishment at the leagues
+of progress, mental and emotional, that she had made
+since then. She had laughed almost insultingly at
+those former attempts. That large canvas on the
+"<i>Triumph of Humane Government</i>" was positively
+frigid! And Edgar had liked it!... Well, that only
+showed what a power she now had over Edgar if she
+only cared to use it. If he had liked that chilly piece
+of classicism, he would stand dumb before the canvas<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
+that every faculty in her was now straining to paint.
+She began to think that canvas out....</p>
+
+<p>It must be Eastern, of course; nay, it must be
+The East&mdash;tremendously voluptuous and so on.
+She would paint it over the "<i>Triumph</i>." It should
+be bathed in a sunrise, rabidly yellow (they had no
+time for decaying mellowness in those vast and
+kindling lands to which Amory's inner eye was
+turned)&mdash;and of course there ought to be a many-breasted
+what-was-her-name in it, the goddess
+(rather rank, perhaps, but that was the idea, a
+smack at effete occidental politeness). And there
+ought to be a two-breasted figure as well, perhaps
+with a cord or something in her hand, hauling up the
+curtain of night, or at any rate showing in some way
+or other that her superb beauty was actually responsible
+for the yellow sunrise....</p>
+
+<p>And above all, she must get <i>herself</i> into it&mdash;the
+whole of herself&mdash;all that tremendous continent that
+Cosimo had not had, that her children had not had,
+that her former painting had left unexpressed, that
+politics had not brought out of her....</p>
+
+<p>The result of that experiment was remarkable.
+Two days later she had thrown the painting aside
+again. It was a ghastly failure. But only for a
+moment did that depress her; the next moment she
+had seen further. She was a Genius; she knew it&mdash;felt
+it; she was so sure about it that she would
+never have dreamed of arguing about it; she had
+such thoughts sometimes.... And Genius could
+never be suppressed. Very well; the Eastern
+canvas was a total failure; she admitted it. Ergo,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
+her Genius was for something else than painting.</p>
+
+<p>That was all she had wanted to know.</p>
+
+<p>For what, then? No doubt Edgar Strong, who
+had enlightened her about herself before, would be
+able to enlighten her again now. And if he would
+not come to see her, she must go and see him. But
+already she saw the answer shining brightly ahead.
+She must pant, not paint; live, not limn. Her
+Genius was, after all, for Love.</p>
+
+<p>True, at the thought of those offices in Charing
+Cross Road she had an instinctive shrinking. Their
+shabbiness rather took the shine out of the voluptuousnesses
+she had tried, and failed, to get upon her
+canvas. But perhaps there was a fitness in that
+too. Genius, whether in Art or in Love, is usually
+poor. If she could be splendid there she could be so
+anywhere. No doubt heaps and heaps of grand
+passions had transfigured grimy garrets, and had
+made of them perfectly ripping backgrounds....</p>
+
+<p>So on an afternoon in mid-January Amory put
+on her new velvet costume of glaucous sea-holly blue
+and her new mushroom-white hat, and went down
+to the "Novum's" offices in a taxi. It seemed to her
+that she got there horribly quickly. Her heart was
+beating rapidly, and already she had partly persuaded
+herself that if Edgar wasn't in it might perhaps be
+just as well, as she had half-promised the twins to
+have tea with them in the nursery soon, and anyway
+she could come again next week. Or she might
+leave Edgar a note to come up to The Witan. There
+were familiar and supporting influences at The Witan.
+But here she felt dreadfully defenceless.... She<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
+reached her destination. Slowly she passed through
+the basement-room with the sandwich-boards,
+ascended the dark stairs, and walked along the upper
+corridor that was hung with the specimens of poster-art.</p>
+
+<p>Edgar was in. He was sitting at his roll-top desk,
+with his feet thrust into the unimaginable litter of
+papers that covered it. He appeared to be dozing
+over the "Times," and had not drunk the cup of
+tea that stood at his elbow with a sodden biscuit and
+a couple of lumps of sugar awash in the saucer.&mdash;Without
+turning his head he said "Hallo," almost
+as if he expected somebody else. "Did you bring
+me some cigarettes in?" he added, still not turning.
+And this was a relief to Amory's thumping heart.
+She could begin with a little joke.</p>
+
+<p>"No," she said. "I didn't know you wanted
+any."</p>
+
+<p>There was no counterfeit about the start Mr. Strong
+gave. So swiftly did he pluck his feet away from the
+desk that twenty sheets of paper planed down to
+the floor, bringing the cup of tea with them in their
+fall.</p>
+
+<p>But Mr. Strong paid no attention to the breakage
+and mess. He was on his feet, looking at Amory.
+He looked, but he had never a word to say. And
+she stood looking at him&mdash;charming in her
+glaucous blue, the glint of rich red that peeped from
+under the new white hat, and her slightly frightened
+smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't you any?" she said archly.</p>
+
+<p>At that Mr. Strong found his tongue.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me just a moment," he muttered, striding
+past her and picking up something from his desk as
+he went. "Sit down, won't you?" Then he opened
+the door by which Amory had entered, did something
+behind it, and returned, closing the door again.
+"Only so that we shan't be disturbed," he said.
+"They go into the other office when they see the
+notice.&mdash;I wasn't expecting you."</p>
+
+<p>Nor did he, Amory thought, show any great joy
+at her appearance. On the contrary, he had fixed a
+look very like a glare on her. Then he walked to
+the hearth. A big fire burned there behind a wire
+guard, and within the iron kerb stood the kettle he
+had boiled to make tea. He put his elbows on the
+mantelpiece and turned his back to her. Again it
+was Mr. Brimby's sorrowing Oxford attitude. Amory
+had moved towards his swivel chair and had sat
+down. Her heart beat a little agitatedly. He
+remembered!...</p>
+
+<p>He spoke without any beating about the bush.&mdash;"Ought
+you to have done this?" he said over his
+shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>She fiddled with her gloves.&mdash;"To have done
+what?" she asked nervously.</p>
+
+<p>"To have come here," came in muffled tones back.
+It was evident that he was having to hold himself in.</p>
+
+<p>Then suddenly he wheeled round. This time
+there was no doubt about it&mdash;it was a glare, and a
+resolute one.</p>
+
+<p>But he had not been able to think of any new line.
+It was the one he had used before. He made it a
+little more menacing, that was all.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I'm only flesh and blood&mdash;," he said quickly,
+his hands ever so slightly clenching and unclenching
+and his throat apparently swallowing something.</p>
+
+<p>Her heart was beating quickly enough now.&mdash;"But&mdash;but&mdash;,"
+she stammered,&mdash;"if you only
+mean my coming here&mdash;I've been here lots of times
+before&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He wasted few words on that.</p>
+
+<p>"Not since&mdash;&mdash;," he rapped out. He was surveying
+her sternly now.</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;but&mdash;," she faltered again, "&mdash;it's only
+me, Edgar&mdash;I <i>am</i> connected with the paper, you
+know&mdash;that is to say my husband is&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"That's true," he groaned.</p>
+
+<p>"And&mdash;and&mdash;I should have come before&mdash;I've
+been intending to come&mdash;but I've been so busy&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But that also he brushed aside for the little it was
+worth. "<i>Must</i> you compromise yourself like this?"
+he demanded. "Don't you see? I'm not made of
+wood, and I suppose your eyes are open too. Prang
+may be here at any moment. He'll see that notice
+on the door, and wait ... and then he'll see you go
+out. You oughtn't to have come," he continued
+gloomily. "Why did you, Amory?"</p>
+
+<p>Once more she quailed before the blue mica of his
+eye. Her words came now a bit at a time. The
+victory was his.</p>
+
+<p>"Only to&mdash;to see&mdash;how the paper was going on&mdash;and
+to&mdash;to talk things over&mdash;," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" He nodded. "Very well."</p>
+
+<p>He strode forward from the mantelpiece and
+approached the desk at which she sat.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I suppose Cosimo wants to know; very well.
+As a matter of fact I'm rather glad you've come.
+Look here&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He grabbed a newspaper from the desk and thrust
+it almost roughly into her hands.</p>
+
+<p>"Read that," he said, stabbing the paper with his
+finger.</p>
+
+<p>The part in which he stabbed it was so unbrokenly
+set that it must have struck Katie Deedes as overwhelmingly
+learned.&mdash;"There you are&mdash;read that!"
+he ordered her.</p>
+
+<p>Then, striding back to the mantelpiece, he stood
+watching her as if he had paid for a seat in a playhouse
+and had found standing-room only.</p>
+
+<p>Amory supposed that it must be something in that
+close and grey-looking oblong that was at the bottom
+of his imperious curtness. She was sure of this
+when, before she had read half a dozen lines, he cut
+in with a sharp "Well? I suppose you see what
+it means to us?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just a moment," she said bewilderedly; "you
+always did read quicker than I can&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Quicker!&mdash;" he said. "Just run your eye
+down it. That ought to tell you."</p>
+
+<p>She did so, and a few capitals caught her eye.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean this about the North-West
+Banks?" she asked diffidently.</p>
+
+<p>"Do I mean&mdash;&mdash;! Well, yes. Rather."</p>
+
+<p>"I do wish you'd explain it to me. It seems
+rather hard."</p>
+
+<p>But he did not approach and point out particular
+passages. Instead he seemed to know that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
+leaden oblong by heart. He gave a short laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Hard? It's hard enough on the depositors
+out there!... They've been withdrawing again,
+and of course the Banks have had to realize."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I saw that bit," said Amory.</p>
+
+<p>"A forced realization," Mr. Strong continued.
+"Depreciation in values, of course. And it's spreading."</p>
+
+<p>It sounded to Amory rather like smallpox, but,
+"I suppose that's the Monsoon?" she hazarded.</p>
+
+<p>"Partly, of course. Not altogether. There's
+the rupee too, of course. At present that's at
+about one and twopence, but then there are these
+bi-metallists.... So until we know what's going
+to happen, it seems to me we're bound hand and
+foot."</p>
+
+<p>Amory was awed.&mdash;"What&mdash;what do you
+think will happen?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>Edgar gave a shrug.&mdash;"Well&mdash;when a Bank begins
+paying out in pennies it's as well to prepare for
+the worst, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Are&mdash;are they doing that?" Amory asked in a
+whisper. "Really? And is that the bi-metallists'
+doing&mdash;or is it the Home Government? Do explain
+it to me so that I can visualize it. You know I
+always understand things better when I can visualize
+them. That's because I'm an artist.&mdash;Does it
+mean that there are long strings of natives, with
+baskets and things on their heads to put the pennies
+in, all waiting at the Banks, like people in the theatre-queues?"</p>
+
+<p>"I dare say. I suppose they have to carry the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
+pennies somehow. But I'm afraid I can't tell
+you more than's in the papers."</p>
+
+<p>Amory's face assumed an expression of contempt.
+On the papers she was quite pat.</p>
+
+<p>"The papers! And how much of the truth can
+we get from the capitalist press, I should like to
+know! Why, it's a commonplace among us&mdash;one is
+almost ashamed to say it again&mdash;that the 'Times'
+is always wrong! We have <i>no</i> Imperialist papers
+really; only Jingo ones. Is there <i>no</i> way of finding
+out what this&mdash;crisis&mdash;is really about?"</p>
+
+<p>This was quite an easy one for Mr. Strong. Many
+times in the past, when pressed thus by his proprietor's
+wife for small, but exact, details, he had
+wished that he had known even as much about
+them as seemed to be known by that smart young
+man who had once come to The Witan in a morning
+coat and had told Edgar Strong that he didn't
+know what he was talking about. But he had long
+since found a way out of these trifling difficulties.
+Lift the issue high enough, and it is true of most
+things that one man's opinion is as good as another's;
+and they lifted issues quite toweringly high on the
+"Novum." Therefore in self-defence Mr. Strong
+flapped (so to speak) his wings, gave a struggle,
+cleared the earth, and was away in the empyrean
+of the New Imperialism.</p>
+
+<p>"The 'Times' always wrong. Yes. We've got
+to stick firmly to that," he said. "But don't you
+see, that very fact makes it in its way quite a useful
+guide. It's the next best thing to being always
+right, like us; we can depend on its being wrong.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>
+We've only got to contradict it, and then ask ourselves
+why we do so. There's usually a reason....
+So there is in this&mdash;er&mdash;crisis. Of course
+you know their argument&mdash;that a lot of these young
+native doctors and lawyers come over here, and
+stop long enough to pick up the latest wrinkles
+in swindling&mdash;the civilized improvements so to
+speak&mdash;and then go back and start these wildcat
+schemes, Banks and so on, and there's a smash.
+I think that's a fair statement of their case.&mdash;But
+what's ours? Why, simply that what they're
+really doing is to give the Home Government a
+perfectly beautiful opportunity of living up to its
+own humane professions.... But we know what
+that means," he added sadly.</p>
+
+<p>"You mean that it just shows," said Amory
+eagerly, "that we aren't humane at all really?
+In fact, that England's a humbug?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong smiled. He too, in a sense, was
+paying out in pennies, and so far quite satisfactorily.</p>
+
+<p>"Well ... take this very crisis," he returned.
+"Oughtn't there to be a grant, without a moment's
+loss of time, from the Imperial Exchequer? I'm
+speaking from quite the lowest point of view&mdash;the
+mere point of view of expediency if you like.
+Very well. Suppose one or two natives <i>are</i> scoundrels:
+what about it? Are matters any better
+because we know that? Don't the poverty and
+distress exist just the same? And isn't that precisely
+our opportunity, if only we had a statesman
+capable of seeing it?... Look here: We've<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>
+only got to go to them and say, 'We are full of pity
+and help; here are a lot of&mdash;er&mdash;lakhs; lakhs
+of rupees; rupee one and twopence: you may
+have been foolish, but it isn't for us to cast the first
+stone; it's the conditions that are wrong; go
+and get something to eat, and don't forget your
+real friends by and by.'&mdash;Isn't that just the way
+to bind them to us? By their gratitude, eh? Isn't
+getting their gratitude better than blowing them
+from the muzzles of guns, eh? And isn't that the
+real Empire, of which we all dream? Eh?..."</p>
+
+<p>He warmed up to it, while keeping one ear open
+for anybody who might come along the passage;
+and when he found himself running down he grabbed
+the newspaper again. He doubled it back, refolded
+it, and again thrust it under Amory's nose....
+There! That put it all in a nutshell, he said!
+The figures spoke for themselves. The Home
+Government, he said, knew all about it all the time,
+but of course they came from that hopeless slough
+of ineptitude that humorists were pleased to
+call the "governing classes," and that was why
+they dragged such red herrings across the path of
+true progress as&mdash;well, as the Suffrage, say....
+What! Hadn't Amory heard that all this agitation
+for the Suffrage was secretly fomented by the
+Government itself? Oh, come, she must know
+that! Why, of course it was! The Government
+knew dashed well what they were doing, too! It
+was a moral certainty that there was somebody
+behind the scenes actually planning half these
+outrages! Why? Why, simply because it got<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
+'em popular sympathy when a Minister had his
+windows smashed or a paper of pepper thrown in
+his face. They were only too glad to have pepper
+thrown in their faces, because everybody said what
+a shame it was, and forgot all about what fools
+they'd been making of themselves, and when a
+real&mdash;er&mdash;crisis came, like this one, people scarcely
+noticed it.... But potty little intellects like
+Brimby's and Wilkinson's didn't see as deep as
+that. It was only Edgar Strong and Amory who
+saw as deep as that. That was why they, Edgar
+and Amory, were where they were&mdash;leaders of
+thought, not subordinates....</p>
+
+<p>"Just look rather carefully at those figures,"
+he concluded....</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, lofty as these flights were, they
+had a little lost their thrill for Amory. She had
+heard them so very, very often. She had trembled
+in the taxi in vain if <i>this</i> was all that her stealthy
+coming to the "Novum's" offices meant. Nor
+had she put on her new sea-holly velvet to be told,
+however eloquently, that Wilkinson and Brimby
+were minor lights when compared with Edgar and
+herself, and that the "Times" was always wrong.
+Perhaps the figures that Edgar had thrust under
+her nose as if he had been clapping a muzzle on
+her meant something to the right person, but they
+meant nothing to Amory, and she didn't pretend
+they did. They were man's business; woman's
+was "visualizing." The two businesses, when you
+came to think of it, <i>were</i> separate and distinct.
+Whoever heard of a man wrapping himself up in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
+a carpet and being carried by Nubians into his
+mistress's presence? Whoever heard of a man's
+face launching as much as an up-river punt, let
+alone fleets and fleets of full-sized ships? And
+whoever heard of the compelling beauty of a man's
+eyes, as he lay on a sofa with one satiny upper-arm
+upraised, simply making&mdash;making&mdash;a woman
+come and kiss him?... It was ridiculous.
+Amory saw now. Even Joan of Arc must have
+put on her armour, not so much because of all the
+chopping and banging of maces and things (which
+must have been very noisy), but more with the
+idea of <i>inspiring</i>.... Yes, inspiring: that was
+it. There <i>was</i> a difference. Why, even physically
+women and men were not the same, and mentally
+they were just as different. For example, Amory
+herself wouldn't have liked to blow anybody from
+the mouth of a gun, but she wasn't sure sometimes
+that Edgar wouldn't positively enjoy it. He had
+that hard eye, and square head, and capacity for
+figures....</p>
+
+<p>She wasn't sure that her heart didn't go out to
+him all the more because of that puzzle of noughts
+and dots and rupees he had thrust into her
+hands....</p>
+
+<p>And so, as he continued (so to speak) to gain
+time by paying in pennies, and to keep an ear disengaged
+for the passage, it came about that Edgar
+Strong actually overshot himself. The more technical
+and masculine he became, the more Amory
+felt that it was fitting and feminine in her not to
+bother with these things at all, but just to go on<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
+inspiring. She still kept her eyes bent over the
+column of figures, but she was visualizing again.
+She was visualizing the Channel steamer, and the
+Latin Quarter, and satiny upper-arms. And the
+taxi-tremor had returned....</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly she looked softly yet daringly up.
+She felt that she must be Indian&mdash;yet not too
+Indian.</p>
+
+<p>"And then there's suttee," she said in a low
+voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?" said Strong. He seemed to scent
+danger. "Abolished," he said shortly.</p>
+
+<p>But here Amory was actually able to tell Edgar
+Strong something. She happened to have been
+reading about suttee in a feminist paper only a
+day or two before. No doubt Edgar read nothing
+but figures and grey oblongs.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," she said softly but with a knowledge
+of her ground. "That is, I know it's prohibited,
+but there was a case only a little while ago. I
+read it in the 'Vaward.' And it was awful, but
+splendid, too. She was a young widow, and I'm
+sure she had a lovely face, because she'd such
+a noble soul.&mdash;Don't you think they often go
+together?"</p>
+
+<p>But Edgar did not reply. He had walked to a
+little shelf full of reference books and books for
+review, and was turning over pages.</p>
+
+<p>"And the whole village was there," Amory
+continued, "and she walked to the pyre herself,
+and said good-bye to all her relatives, and then&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Edgar shut his book with a slap.&mdash;"Abolished<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
+in 1829," he said. "It's a criminal offence under
+the Code."</p>
+
+<p>Amory smiled tenderly. Abolished!... Dear,
+fellow, to think that in such matters he should
+imagine that his offences and Codes could make
+any difference! Of course the "Vaward" had
+made a mere Suffrage argument out of the thing,
+but to Amory it had just showed how cruel and
+magnificent and voluptuous and grim the East
+could be when it really tried.... And then all
+at once Amory thought, not of any particular poem
+she had ever read, but what a ripping thing it would
+be to be able to write poetry, and to say all those
+things that would have been rather silly in prose,
+and to put heaps of gorgeous images in, like the
+many-breasted what-was-her-name, and Thingummy&mdash;what-did-they-call-him&mdash;the
+god with all
+those arms. And there would be carpets and things
+too, and limbs, not plaster ones, but flesh and
+blood ones, as Edgar said his own were, and&mdash;and&mdash;and
+oh, stacks of material! The rhymes
+might be a bit hard, of course, and perhaps after
+all it might be better to leave poetry to somebody
+else, and to concentrate all her energies on inspiring,
+as Beatrice inspired Dante, and Laura Petrarch,
+and that other woman Camoens, and Jenny Rossetti,
+and Vittoria Colonna Michael Angelo. She
+might even inspire Edgar to write poetry. And
+she would be careful to keep the verses out of
+Cosimo's way....</p>
+
+<p>"Abolished!" she smiled in gay yet mournful
+mockery, and also with a touch both of reproach<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
+and of disdain in her look.... "Oh well, I suppose
+men think so...."</p>
+
+<p>But at this he rounded just as suddenly on her
+as he had done when he had told her that she ought
+not to have come to the office. Perhaps he felt
+that he was losing ground again. You may be
+sure that Edgar Strong, actor, had never had to
+work as hard for his money as he had to work that
+afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>"Amory!" he called imperiously. "I tell
+you it won't do&mdash;not at this juncture! I'd just
+begun to find a kind of drug in my work; I've
+locked myself up here; and now you come and
+undo it all again with a look! I see we must have
+this out. Let me think."</p>
+
+<p>He began to pace the floor.</p>
+
+<p>When he did speak again, his phrases came in
+detached jerks. He kept looking sharply up and
+then digging his chin into his red tie again.</p>
+
+<p>"It was different before," he said. "It might
+have been all right before. We were free then&mdash;in
+a way. It was different in every way....
+(Mind your dress in that tea).... But we can't
+do anything now. Not at present. There's this
+crisis. That's suddenly sprung upon us. There's
+got to be somebody at the wheel&mdash;the 'Novum's'
+wheel, I mean. I hate talking about my duty,
+but you've read the 'Times' there. The 'Times'
+is always wrong, and if we desert our posts the
+whole game's up&mdash;U.P. Prang's no good here.
+Prang can't be trusted at a pinch. And Wilkinson's
+no better. Neither of 'em any good in an emergency.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
+Weak man at bottom, Wilkinson&mdash;the
+weakness of violence&mdash;effeminate, like these strong-word
+poets. We can't rely on Wilkinson and
+Prang. And who is there left? Eh?"</p>
+
+<p>But he did not wait for an answer.</p>
+
+<p>"Starving thousands, and no Imperial Grant."
+His voice grew passionate. "Imperial Grant must
+be pressed for without delay. What's to happen to
+the Real Empire if you and I put our private joys
+first? Eh? Answer me.... There they are,
+paying in pennies&mdash;and us dallying here....
+No. Dash it all, no. May be good enough
+for some of these tame males, but it's a bit below
+a man. I won't&mdash;not now. Not at present.
+It would be selfish. They've trusted me, and&mdash;&mdash;," a
+shrug. "No. That's flat. I see <i>my</i>
+nights being spent over figures and telegrams and
+all that sort of thing for some time to come....
+Don't think I've forgotten. I understand perfectly.
+I suppose that sooner or later it <i>will</i> have
+to be the Continent and so on&mdash;but not until this
+job's settled. Not till then. Everything else&mdash;everything&mdash;has
+got to stand down. You do see,
+don't you, Amory? I hope you do."</p>
+
+<p>As he had talked there had come over Amory a
+sense of what his love must be if nothing but his
+relentless sense of duty could frustrate it even for
+a day. And that was more thrilling than all the
+rest put together. It lifted their whole relation
+exactly where she had tried to put it without
+knowing how to put it there&mdash;into the regions of
+the heroic. Not that Edgar put on any frills about<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
+it. On the contrary. He was simple and plain
+and straight. And how perfectly right he was!
+Naturally, since the "Times" and its servile following
+of the capitalist Press would not help, Edgar
+had to all intents and purposes the whole of India
+to carry on his shoulders. It was exactly like
+that jolly thing of Lovelace's, about somebody not
+loving somebody so much if he didn't love Honour
+more. He did love her so much, and he had as
+much as said that there would be plenty of time to
+talk about the Continent later. Besides, his dear,
+rough, unaffected way of calling this heroic work
+his "job!" It was just as if one of those knights
+of old had called slaying dragons and delivering
+the oppressed his "job!"</p>
+
+<p>Amory was exalted as she had never been exalted.
+She turned to him where he stood on the
+hearth, and laved him with a fond and exultant
+look.</p>
+
+<p>"I see," she said bravely. "I was wretchedly
+selfish. But remember, won't you, when you're
+fighting this great battle against all those odds,
+and saying all those lovely things to the Indians,
+and getting their confidence, and just showing
+all those other people how stupid they are, that <i>I</i>
+didn't stop you, dear! I know it would be beastly
+of me to stop you! I shouldn't be worthy of
+you.... But I think you ought to appoint a
+Committee or something, and have the meetings
+reported in the 'Novum,' and I'm sure Cosimo
+wouldn't grudge the money. Oh, how I wish I
+could help!&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But he did not say, as she had half hoped he
+would say, that she did help, by inspiring. Instead,
+he held out his hand. As she took it in both of
+hers she wondered what she ought to do with it.
+If it had been his foot, and he had been the old-fashioned
+sort of knight, she could have fastened
+a spur on it. Or she might have belted a sword
+about his waist. But to have filled his fountain-pen,
+which was his real weapon, would have been
+rather stupid.... He was leading her, ever so
+sympathetically, to the door. He opened it, took
+from it the notice that had kept Mr. Prang away,
+and stood with her on the landing.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye," she said.</p>
+
+<p>He glanced over his shoulder, and then almost hurt
+her hands, he gripped them so hard.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye," he said, his eyes looking into hers.
+"You <i>do</i> understand, don't you, Amory?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Edgar."</p>
+
+<p>Even then he seemed loth to part from her. He
+accompanied her to the top of the stairs.&mdash;"You'll
+let me know when you're coming again, won't
+you?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Good-bye."</p>
+
+<p>And she tore herself away.</p>
+
+<p>At the first turning of the stairs Amory stood
+aside to allow a rather untidy young woman to
+pass. This young woman had a long bare neck
+that reminded Amory of an artist's model, and her
+hands were thrust into the fore-pockets of a brown
+knitted coat. She was whistling, but she stopped
+when she saw Amory.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Do you know whether Mr. Dickinson, the poster
+artist, is up here?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"The next floor, I think," Amory replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks," said the girl, and passed up.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span></p>
+<h2>IV</h2>
+
+<h3>THE OUTSIDERS</h3>
+
+
+<p>"No, not this week," Dorothy said. "Dot
+wrote a fortnight ago. This one's from
+Mollie. (You remember Mollie, Katie? She came to
+that funny little place we had on Cheyne Walk once,
+but of course she was only about twelve then.
+She's nearly nineteen now, and <i>so</i> tall! They've
+just gone to Kohat).&mdash;Shall I read it, auntie?"</p>
+
+<p>And she read:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"'I'm afraid I wrote you a hatefully skimpy letter
+last time&mdash;,'" h'm, we can skip that; here's where
+they started: "'It was the beastliest journey that I
+ever made. To begin with, we were the eighteenth
+tonga that day, so we got tired and wretched ponies;
+we had one pair for fifteen miles and couldn't get
+another pair for love or money. We left Murree at
+two o'clock and got to Pindi at nine. The dust was
+ghastly. Mercifully Baba slept like a lump in our
+arms from five till nine, so he was all right. We had
+from nine till one to wait in Pindi Station, and had
+dinner, and Baba had a wash and clean-up and a
+bottle, and we got on board the train and off.
+Baba's cot, etc.; and we settled down for the night.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
+Nurse and Baba and Mary and I were in one carriage
+and Jim next door. I slept beautifully till one
+o'clock, and then I woke and stayed awake. The
+bumping was terrific, and it made me so angry to
+look down on the others and see them fast asleep!
+I had an upper berth. Baba slept from eleven-thirty
+till six-thirty! So we had no trouble at all
+with him&mdash;&mdash;'</p></div>
+
+<p>"Well, and so they got to Kohat. (I hope this
+isn't boring you, Katie.)"</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"'It was most beautifully cool and fresh, and we
+had the mess tonga and drove to the bungalow. The
+flowering shrubs here would delight Auntie Grace.
+I've fallen in love with a bush of hibiscus in the
+compound, but find it won't live in water, but
+droops directly one picks it. The trees are mostly
+the palmy kind, and so green, and the ranges of hills
+behind are exactly like the Red Sea ranges. The
+outside of our bungalow is covered with purple
+convolvulus, and the verandah goes practically all
+round it. Jim's room is just like him&mdash;heads he's
+shot, study, dressing-room, and workshop, all in
+one, and it's quite the fullest room in the house.
+Beyond that there's my room, looking out over the
+Sinai Range&mdash;&mdash;'</p></div>
+
+<p>"Then there are the drawing and dining-rooms&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"'The curtains are a pale terra-cotta pink over the
+door and dark green in the bay-windows, with white<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>
+net in front. The drawing-room is all green. The
+durrie (that's the carpet) is green, with a darker
+border, and the sofa and chairs and mantelpiece-cover
+and the screen behind the sofa all green. There's
+another bay-window, with far curtains of green and
+the near ones chintz, an awfully pretty cream spotted
+net with a green hem let in. That makes three
+lots, two in the window itself and a third on a pole
+where the arch comes into the room. Then over
+the three doors there are chintz curtains, cream,
+with a big pattern of pink and green and blue, just
+like Harrods' catalogue&mdash;&mdash;'</p></div>
+
+<p>"Can't you <i>see</i> it all!&mdash;H'm, h'm!... Then
+on the Sunday morning they got the mess tonga
+and went out to Dhoda, with butterfly-nets, and
+Jim went fishing&mdash;h'm, h'm&mdash;and she says&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"'It's just like the Old Testament; I shouldn't
+have been in the least surprised to meet Abraham
+and Jacob. It's the flatness of it, and the flocks
+and herds. There are women with pitchers on their
+heads, and a man was making scores of bricks
+with mud and straw&mdash;exactly like the pictures of the
+Children of Israel in "<i>Line upon Line</i>." And about
+a hundred horses and mules and donkeys and carts
+all stopped at midday, because it was so hot, and
+it was just what I'd always imagined Jacob doing.
+But inside cantonments it isn't a bit Biblical, but
+rather too civilized, etc.'</p></div>
+
+<p>("Isn't Katie patient, listening to all this,
+auntie!")<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"'But you can't go far afield at Kohat. At Murree
+you could always get a three or four mile walk round
+Pindi Point, but here it's just to the Club and back.
+We go to the Central Godown and the Fancy Godown
+to shop. The Central is groceries, and the
+Fancy tooth-powder, Scrubb's Ammonia, etc. On
+Saturday they were afraid Captain Horrocks had
+smallpox, and so we all got vaccinated, but now that
+we've all taken beautifully it seems it isn't smallpox
+after all, and we've all got swelled arms, but Captain
+Horrocks is off the sick-list to-morrow. Colonel
+Wade is smaller than ever. Mrs. Wade is coming out
+by the "Rewa." Mrs. Beecher came to tea on
+Sunday&mdash;&mdash;'</p></div>
+
+<p>("Is that <i>our</i> Mrs. Beecher, when Uncle Dick was
+at Chatham, auntie?")&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"'&mdash;and I forgot to say that Dot's parrots stood
+the journey awfully well, but they've got at the
+loquat trees and destroyed all the young shoots.
+Jim saw us safely in and is now off on his Indus trip.
+The 56th are going in March, and the 53rd come
+instead. I'm sure the new baby's a little darling;
+what are you going to call him?&mdash;&mdash;'</p></div>
+
+<p>"And so on. I <i>do</i> think she writes such good
+letters. Now let's have yours, Aunt Grace (and
+that really <i>will</i> be the end, Katie)."</p>
+
+<p>And Lady Tasker's letters also were "put
+in."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>It was a Sunday afternoon, at Cromwell Gardens.
+Stan was away with his film company for the week-end,
+and Dorothy had got Katie to stay with her<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
+during his absence and had proposed a call on Lady
+Tasker. They had brought the third Bit with them,
+and he now slept in one of the cots upstairs. Lady
+Tasker sat with her crochet at the great first-floor
+window that looked over its balcony out along the
+Brompton Road. On the left stretched the long
+and grey and red and niched and statued fa&ccedil;ade of
+the Victoria and Albert Museum, and the failing of
+the western flush was leaving the sky chill and
+sharp as steel and the wide traffic-polished road
+almost of the same colour. Inside the lofty room
+was the still glow of a perfect "toasting fire," and
+Lady Tasker had just asked Katie to be so good as
+to put more coal on before it sank too low.</p>
+
+<p>Katie Deedes had made no scruple whatever about
+changing her coat in more senses of the words than
+one. She had bought a navy-blue costume and a
+new toque (with a wing in it), and since then had
+got into the way of expressing her doubts whether
+Britomart Belchamber's hockey legs and Dawn of
+Freedom eye were in the truest sense feminine.
+Nay, that is altogether to understate the change in
+Katie. She had now no doubt about these things
+whatever. As Saul became Paul, so Katie now not
+only reviled that which she had cast off, but was even
+prepared, like the Apostle at Antioch, to withstand
+the older Peters of Imperialism to their faces, did
+she detect the least sign of temporizing in them.
+And this treason had involved the final giving-way
+of every one of her old associates. She was all for
+guns and grim measures; and while she looked
+fondly on Boy Scouts in the streets, and talked about<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
+"the thin end of the wedge of Conscription," she
+scowled on the dusky-skinned sojourners within
+London's gates, and advocated wholesale deportations.</p>
+
+<p>And in all this Katie Deedes was only returning
+to her own fold, though her people were not soldiers,
+but lawyers. For the matter of that, her father's
+cousin was a very august personage indeed, for
+whose comfort, when he travelled, highly-placed
+railway officials made themselves personally responsible,
+and whose solemn progress to Assize was snapshotted
+for the illustrated papers and thrown on
+five hundred cinema screens. In the past Katie
+had been privileged to call this kingpost of the
+Law "Uncle Joe."...</p>
+
+<p>And then Mr. Strong had got hold of her....</p>
+
+<p>And after Mr. Strong, Mr. Wilkinson....</p>
+
+<p>And according to Mr. Wilkinson, the most ferocious
+of the hanging-judges had been a beaming humanitarian
+by comparison with Sir Joseph. Mr. Wilkinson
+had the whole of Sir Joseph's career at his
+fingers' ends: the So-and-So judgment&mdash;this or that
+flagrant summing up&mdash;the other deliberate and
+wicked misdirection to the jury. Sir Joseph's
+heart was black, his law bunkum, and he had only
+got where he was by self-advertisement and picking
+the brains of men a hundred times fitter for heaven
+than himself....</p>
+
+<p>Therefore Katie, hearing this horrible tale, had
+quailed, and had straightway given away this devil
+who was the sinister glory of her house. She had
+agreed that he was a man whom anybody might<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
+righteously have shot on sight, and had gathered her
+Greenaway garments about her whenever she had
+passed within a mile of Sir Joseph's door....</p>
+
+<p>But now he was "Uncle Joe" again, and&mdash;well,
+it must have been rather funny. For Katie's
+impressionable conscience had given her no rest day
+or night until she had sought Uncle Joe out and
+had made a clean breast of it all before him. Katie
+had fancied she had seen something like a twinkle
+in those sinful old eyes, but (this was when she
+mentioned the name of the "Novum") the twinkle
+had vanished again. Oh, yes, Sir Joseph had heard of
+the "Novum." Didn't a Mr. Prang write for it?...</p>
+
+<p>And thereupon Katie had given Mr. Prang away
+too....</p>
+
+<p>But in the end Sir Joseph had forgiven her, and
+had told her that she had better not be either a
+revolutionary, nor yet the kind of Conservative that
+is only a revolutionary turned inside-out, but just
+a good little girl, and had asked her how she was
+getting on, and why she hadn't been to see her Aunt
+Anne, and whether she would like some tickets for
+a Needlework Exhibition; and now she was just beginning
+to forget that he had ever been anything but
+"Uncle Joe," who had given her toys at Christmas,
+and Sunday tickets for the Zoo whenever she had
+wanted to go there on that particularly crowded
+day.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy had had something of this in her mind
+when she had brought Katie to Cromwell Gardens
+that Sunday afternoon. From Katie's new attitude
+to her own Ludlow project was not so far as it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
+seemed. If she could lead the zealous 'vert to such
+promising general topics as Boy Scouts, Compulsory
+Service, and the preparation of boys for the Army
+(topics that Katie constantly brought forward by
+denunciation of their opposites), her scheme would
+certainly not suffer, and might even be advanced.</p>
+
+<p>And, as it happened, no sooner had Dorothy tucked
+her last letter back into its envelope than Katie broke
+out&mdash;earnestly, proselytizingly, and very prettily
+on the stump.</p>
+
+<p>"There you are!" she exclaimed. "That's all
+<i>exactly</i> what I mean! Why, any one of those letters
+ought to be enough to convince anybody! Here are
+all these stupid people at home, ready to believe
+everything a native tells them, going on as they do,
+and hardly one of them's ever set foot out of England
+in his life! Of course the Indians know exactly
+what <i>they</i> want, but don't you see, Dorothy&mdash;,"
+very patiently she explained it for fear Dorothy
+should not see, "&mdash;don't you see that it's all so
+much a matter of course to Mollie and those that
+they can actually write whole letters about window-curtains!
+I <i>love</i> that about the window-curtains!
+It's all such an old story to <i>them</i>! They <i>know</i>, you
+see, and haven't got to be talking about it all the
+time in order to persuade themselves! There it
+<i>is</i>!&mdash;But these other people don't know anything at
+all. They don't even see what a perfect answer
+window-curtains are to them! They go on and on
+and on&mdash;you <i>do</i> see what I mean, Dorothy?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, dear," said Dorothy, mildly thinking of
+the great number of people there were in the world<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>
+who would take no end of trouble to explain things
+to her. "Go on."</p>
+
+<p>And Katie continued to urge upon her friend the
+argument that those know most about a country
+who know most about it.</p>
+
+<p>Katie had got to the stage of being almost sure
+that she remembered Mollie's coming into the studio
+in Cheyne Walk one day, when Lady Tasker, who
+had not spoken, suddenly looked up from her
+crochet and said, "Look, Dorothy&mdash;that's the girl
+I was speaking about&mdash;coming along past the
+Museum there."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy rose and walked to the window.&mdash;
+"Where?" she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Passing the policeman now."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy gave a sudden exclamation.&mdash;"Why,"
+she exclaimed, "&mdash;come here, Katie, quick&mdash;it's
+Amory Towers!&mdash;It is Amory, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>Katie had run to the window, too. The two
+women stood watching the figure in the mushroom-white
+hat and the glaucous blue velvet that idled
+forlornly along the pavement.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean Mrs. Pratt?" said Lady Tasker,
+putting up her glass again. "Are you quite sure?"</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Once before in her life, in the days before her
+marriage, Amory Towers had done the same thing
+that she was doing now. Then, seeking something,
+perhaps a refuge from herself, she had walked the
+streets until she was ready to drop with fatigue,
+watching faces passing, passing, for ever passing,
+and slowly gathering from them a hypnotic stupor.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
+Sometimes, for hour after hour, she had seen nothing
+but eyes&mdash;eyes various in shape and colour as the
+pebbles on a beach, sometimes looking into hers,
+sometimes looking past her, sometimes tipped with
+arrow-heads of white as they turned, sometimes only
+to be seen under their lids as a finger-nail is seen
+within the finger of a glove. And at other times,
+weary of her fellow-beings and ceasing to look any
+more at them, she had seen nothing but doors and
+windows, or fan-lights, or the numbers of houses,
+or window-boxes, or the patterns of railings, or the
+serried shapes of chimneys against the sky. She
+had been looking, and yet not looking, for Cosimo
+Pratt then; she was looking, and yet not looking,
+for Edgar Strong now. Had she met him she had
+nothing new to say to him; she only knew
+that he had taken weak possession of her mind.
+She was looking for him in South Kensington because
+he had once told her, when asked suddenly, that he
+lived in Sydney Street, S.W., and frequently walked
+to the Indian section of the Imperial Institute in
+order to penetrate into the real soul of a people
+through its art; and she was not looking for him,
+because one day she had remembered that he had
+said before that he lived in South Kentish Town&mdash;which
+was rather like South Kensington, but not the
+same&mdash;and something deep down within her told
+her that the other was a lie.</p>
+
+<p>But yet her feet dragged her to the quarter, as
+to other quarters, and she talked to herself as she
+walked. She told herself that her husband did not
+understand her, and that it would be romantic and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>
+silencing did she take a lover to her arms; and she
+could have wept that, of all the flagrant splendours
+of which she dreamed, London's grey should remain
+her only share. And she knew that the attendants
+at the Imperial Institute had begun to look at her.
+Once she had spoken to one of them, but when she
+had thought of asking him whether he knew a Mr.
+Strong who came there to study Indian Art, her
+heart had suddenly failed her, and the question had
+stayed unspoken. Nevertheless she had feared that
+the man had guessed her thought, and must be
+taking stock of her face against some contingency
+(to visualize which passed the heavy time on) that
+had a Divorce Court in it, and hotel porters and
+chambermaids who gave evidence, and the Channel
+boat, and two forsaken children, and grimy raptures
+in the Latin Quarter, and its hectic caf&eacute;s at night....</p>
+
+<p>And so she walked, feeling herself special and
+strange and frightened and half-resolved; and thrice
+in as many weeks Lady Tasker, sitting with her
+crochet at her window, had seen her pass, but had
+not been able to believe that this was the woman,
+with a husband and children, on whom she had once
+called at that house with the secretive privet hedge
+away in Hampstead.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>"It <i>is</i> Amory!" Dorothy exclaimed. "Is she
+coming here?"</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker spoke reflectively.&mdash;"I don't know.
+I don't think so. But&mdash;will you fetch her in? I
+should like to see her."</p>
+
+<p>"If you like, auntie," said Dorothy, though a
+little reluctantly.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But Lady Tasker seemed to change her mind.
+She laid down her crochet and rose.</p>
+
+<p>"No, never mind," she said. "I'll fetch her myself."</p>
+
+<p>And the old lady of seventy passed slowly out of
+the room, and Katie and Dorothy moved away
+from the window.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker was back again in five minutes, but
+no Amory came with her. She walked back to her
+chair, moved it, and took up her work again.&mdash;"Switch
+the table light on," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Was it Amory?" Dorothy ventured to ask after
+a silence.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," Lady Tasker replied.</p>
+
+<p>"And wouldn't she come in?"</p>
+
+<p>"She said she was hurrying back home."</p>
+
+<p>That raised a question so plain that Dorothy
+thought it tactful to make rather a fuss about finding
+some album or other that should convince Katie
+that she really had met the Mollie who had written
+the letter about the window-curtains. Lady Tasker's
+needle was dancing rather more quickly than usual.
+Dorothy found her album, switched on another light,
+and told Katie to make room for her on her chair.</p>
+
+<p>Amory, dawdling like that, and then, when spoken
+to, to have the face to say that she was hurrying
+back home!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>It was some minutes later that Lady Tasker said
+off-handedly, "Has she any children besides those
+twins?"</p>
+
+<p>"Amory?" Dorothy replied, looking up from the
+album. "No."</p>
+
+<p>"How old is she?" Lady Tasker asked.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Thirty-two, isn't she, Katie?"</p>
+
+<p>"About that."</p>
+
+<p>"Is she very&mdash;athletic?" Lady Tasker next
+wanted to know.</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all, I should say."</p>
+
+<p>"I mean she doesn't go in for marathon races or
+Channel swimming or anything of that kind?"</p>
+
+<p>"Amory? No," said Dorothy, puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>"And you're sure of her age?" the old lady
+persisted.</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;she may only be thirty-one."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't mean is she younger. Is she <i>older</i> than
+that?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;I know by my own age."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm!" said Lady Tasker; and again her needle
+danced....</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy was explaining to Katie that Mollie was
+fair, about her own colour, but of course the hair
+never came out right in a photograph, when Lady
+Tasker suddenly began a further series of questions.</p>
+
+<p>"Dorothy&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Did she&mdash;develop&mdash;early?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who&mdash;Amory? I don't know. Did she, Katie?
+Of course she was quite the cleverest girl at the
+McGrath."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!... What did she do at the McGrath?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, painted. You're awfully mysterious,
+auntie! It was soon after she left the McGrath
+that she painted 'Barrage'&mdash;you've heard of her
+feminist picture that made such a stir!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, yes. Yes. I didn't see it, but I did hear<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>
+about it. I don't know anything about art.&mdash;Had
+she any affair before she married young Pratt?"</p>
+
+<p>"No. I'm sure of that. I knew her so well."
+Dorothy was quite confident on that point, and
+Katie agreed. Lady Tasker's questions continued.</p>
+
+<p>And then, suddenly, into this apparently aimless
+catechism the word "doctor" came. Dorothy
+gave a start.</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Grace!... Do you mean Amory's ill?"
+she cried.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker did not look up from her crochet.&mdash;"Ill?"
+she said. "I've no reason to suppose so.
+I didn't say she was ill. There's no illness about
+it.... By the way, I don't think I've asked how
+Stan is."</p>
+
+<p>But for the curiously persistent questions, Dorothy
+might have seized the opportunity to hint that
+Stan was made for something more nationally useful
+than getting himself black and blue by stopping runaway
+horses for the film or running the risk of double
+pneumonia by being fished out of the sea on a
+January day&mdash;which was the form his bread-winning
+was taking on that particular week-end. But the
+Ludlow design was for the moment forgotten. She
+would have liked to ask her aunt straight out what
+she really meant, but feared to be rude. So she
+turned to the album again, and again Katie, turning
+from turban to staff-cap and from staff-cap to pith
+helmet, urged that <i>those</i> were the people who really
+knew what they were talking about&mdash;surely Dorothy
+saw <i>that</i>!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Then, in the middle of Dorothy's bewilderment,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>
+once more the questions.... About that painting
+of her friend's, Lady Tasker wanted to know: did
+Mrs. Pratt get any real satisfaction out of it?&mdash;Any
+emotional satisfaction?&mdash;Was she entirely
+wrapped up in it?&mdash;Or was it just a sort of hitting at
+the air?&mdash;Did it exhaust her to no purpose, or was
+it really worth something when it was done?&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"If Dorothy doesn't know, surely you do, Katie."</p>
+
+<p>Katie coloured a little.&mdash;"I liked 'Barrage'
+awfully at the time," she confessed, "but&mdash;,"
+and she cheered up again, "&mdash;I <i>hate</i> it now."</p>
+
+<p>"But did her work&mdash;what's the expression?&mdash;fill
+her life?"</p>
+
+<p>Here Dorothy answered for Katie.&mdash;"I think she
+rather liked the fame part of it," she said slowly.</p>
+
+<p>"Does she paint now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Very little, I think, Lady Tasker."</p>
+
+<p>"Has her children to look after, I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;she has both a nurse and a governess&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"They're quite well off, aren't they? I seem to
+remember that Pratt came into quite a lot."</p>
+
+<p>"They seem to spend a great deal."</p>
+
+<p>"But that's only a small house of theirs?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, they're rather proud of that. They
+don't spend their money selfishly. It goes to the
+Cause, you see."</p>
+
+<p>"What Cause?" Lady Tasker asked abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>This was Katie's cue....</p>
+
+<p>She ceased, and Lady Tasker muttered something.
+It sounded rather like "H'm! Too much money
+and not enough to do!" but neither of her companions
+was near enough to be quite sure.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>And thereupon the questions stopped.</p>
+
+<p>But a surmise of their drift had begun to dawn
+glimmeringly upon Dorothy. She ceased to hear
+the exposition of Imperialism's real needs into which
+Katie presently launched, and fell into a meditation.
+And of that meditation this was about the length
+and breadth:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Until the law should allow a man to have more
+wives than one (if then), of course only one woman
+in the world could be perfectly happy&mdash;the woman
+who had Stan. That conviction came first, and
+last, and ran throughout her meditation. And of
+what Dorothy might compassionately have called
+secondary happinesses she had hitherto not thought
+very much. She had merely thanked her stars that
+she had not married a man like Cosimo, had once
+or twice rather resented Amory's well-meant but
+left-handed kindnesses, and that had been the extent
+of her concern about the Pratt household. But
+first Katie, and now her aunt, had set her wondering
+hard enough about that household now.</p>
+
+<p>What, she asked herself, had the Pratts married on?
+What discoveries had they made in one another,
+what resources found within themselves? Apart
+from their talks and books and meetings and "interests"
+and that full pack of their theories, what was
+their marriage? Thrown alone together for an
+hour, did they fret? Did their yawning cease when
+the bell rang and a caller was admitted? Did even
+the same succession of callers become stale and a
+bore, so that strangers had to be sought to provide
+a stimulus? And did they call these and half a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span>
+hundred other forms of mutual boredom by the
+rather resounding names that blabbing Katie had
+repeated to her&mdash;"wider interests," "the broad
+outlook," "the breaking down of personal insularity,"
+and the rest?</p>
+
+<p>And for once Dorothy dropped her excusatory
+attitude towards her friend. She dropped it so
+completely that by and by she found herself wondering
+whether Amory would have married Cosimo had
+he been a poor man. She was aware that, stated
+in that way, it sounded hideous; nor did she quite
+mean that perhaps Amory had married Cosimo
+simply and solely because he had <i>not</i> been poor;
+no doubt Amory had assumed other things to be
+equal that as a matter of fact had unfortunately
+proved to be not equal at all; but she <i>did</i>
+doubt now whether Amory had not missed that
+something, that something made of so many things,
+that caused her own heart suddenly to gush out to
+the absent Stan. The thought frightened her a
+little. Had Amory married and had babies&mdash;all,
+as it were, beside the mark?...</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy did not know.</p>
+
+<p>But an obscurer hint still had seemed to lie behind
+her aunt's persistent questions. "Was Amory
+ill?" she herself had asked in alarm when that
+unexpected word "doctor" had been quietly
+dropped; and "Ill? I didn't say she was ill;
+there's no illness about it," Lady Tasker had replied.
+No illness about what? Apparently about something
+Lady Tasker saw, or thought she saw, in
+Amory.... An old lady whose years had earned<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span>
+her the right to sit comfortably in her chair had
+gone so far as to descend the stairs and go out into
+the street to have a closer look at a young one: why?
+Why ask "Is she a Channel swimmer?" and "Is
+her painting a mere hitting of the air?" Why
+this insistence on some satisfaction for labour, as
+if without that satisfaction the labour wreaked on
+the labourer some sort of revenge? What sort of
+a revenge? And why on Amory?</p>
+
+<p>Yes, Dorothy would have liked to ask her aunt a
+good many questions....</p>
+
+<p>She did not know that Lady Tasker could not
+have answered them. She did not know that the
+whole world is waiting for precisely those replies.
+She did not know that the data of a great experiment
+have not yet begun to be gathered together.
+She did not know that, while she and Stan would
+never see the results of that experiment, little Noel
+and the other Bits, and Corin and Bonniebell
+might. She only knew that her aunt was a wise
+and experienced woman, with an appetite for life
+and all belonging to it that only grew the stronger
+as her remaining years drew in, and that apparently
+Lady Tasker found something to question, if not to
+fear.</p>
+
+<p>"Is she a Channel swimmer? Does she get any
+emotional satisfaction out of what she does?"</p>
+
+<p>They were oddly precise questions....</p>
+
+<p>Much less odd was that homely summing-up of
+Lady Tasker's: "Too much money, and not enough
+to do."...</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy had often thought that herself.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>V</h2>
+
+<h3>"HOUSE FULL"</h3>
+
+
+<p>The gate in the privet hedge of The Witan had
+had little rest all the afternoon. It was a
+Sunday, the one following that on which Lady
+Tasker had issued bareheaded from her door, had
+crossed the road, and had caused Amory to start
+half out of her skin by suddenly speaking to her.
+The Wyrons had come in the morning; they had
+been expressly asked to lunch; but it was known
+that Dickie Lemesurier was coming in afterwards to
+discuss an advertisement, and if Dickie came the
+chances were that Mr. Brimby would not be very
+long after her. As a matter of fact Dickie and Mr.
+Brimby had encountered one another outside and
+had arrived together at a little after three, bringing
+three young men, friends of Mr. Brimby's still at
+Oxford, with them. These young men wore Norfolk
+jackets, gold-pinned polo-collars, black brogues and
+turned-up trousers; and apparently they had
+hesitated to take Cosimo at his word about "spreading
+themselves about anywhere," for they stood
+shoulder to shoulder in the studio, and when one
+turned to look at a picture or other object on the
+wall, all did so. Then, not many minutes later,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>
+Mr. Wilkinson had entered, in his double-breasted
+blue reefer, bringing with him a stunted, bowlegged
+man who did not carry, but looked as if
+he ought to have carried, a miner's lamp; and by
+half-past four, of The Witan's habitu&eacute;s, only Mr.
+Prang and Edgar Strong were lacking. But Edgar
+was coming. It had been found impossible, or at
+any rate Amory had decided that it was impossible,
+to discuss the question of Dickie's advertisement
+without him. But he was very late.</p>
+
+<p>When Britomart Belchamber came in simultaneously
+with the tea and the twins at a little before
+five, the studio was full. The asbestos log purred
+softly, and Mr. Brimby's three Oxford friends, glad
+perhaps of something to do, walked here and there,
+each of them with a plate of bread and butter in
+either hand, not realizing that at The Witan the
+beautiful Chinese rule of politeness was always
+observed&mdash;"When the stranger is in your melon-patch,
+be a little inattentive." Had Dickie Lemesurier
+and Laura Wyron eaten half the white and
+brown that was presented to them, they must have
+been seriously unwell. It was Cosimo, grey-collared
+and with a claret-coloured velvet waistcoat showing
+under his slackly-buttoned tweed jacket, who gave
+the young men the friendly hint, "Everybody helps
+themselves here, my dear fellows." Then the
+Norfolk jackets came together again, and presently
+their owners turned with one accord to examine
+the hock and the top-side that hung on the wall over
+the sofa.</p>
+
+<p>Not so much a blending of voices as an incessant<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
+racket of emphatic and independent pronouncements
+filled the studio. Walter Wyron had fastened upon
+the man who looked as if he ought to have carried
+a miner's lamp, and his forefinger was wagging like
+a gauge-needle as he explained that one of his
+Lectures had been misrepresented, and that he had
+<i>never</i> taken up the position that a kind of Saturnalia
+should be definitely state-established. He
+admitted, nevertheless, that the question of such an
+establishment ought to be considered, like any other
+question, on its merits, and that after that the argument
+should be followed whithersoever it led.&mdash;Dickie
+Lemesurier, excessively animated, and with
+the whites showing dancingly all round her pupils,
+was talking C&eacute;sanne and Van Gogh to Laura, and
+declaring that something was "quite the" something
+or other.&mdash;Mr. Brimby's hand was fondling
+Bonniebell's head while he deprecated the high
+degree of precision of the modern rifle to Mr. Wilkinson.
+"If only it wasn't so ruthlessly logical!"
+he was sighing. "If only it was subject to the
+slight organic accident, to those beautiful adaptations
+of give-and-take that make judgment
+harsh, and teach us that we ought never to condemn!"&mdash;Corin,
+drawn by the word "gun," was
+demanding to be told whether that was the gun
+that had been taken away from him.&mdash;And Britomart
+Belchamber, indifferent alike to the glances
+of the Oxford men and their trepidation in her
+presence, stood like a caryatid under a wall-bracket
+with an ivy-green replica of Bastianini's Dante upon
+it.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"No, no, not for a moment, my dear sir!"
+Walter shouted to the man who looked like (and
+was) a miner. "That is to ignore the context. I
+admit I used the less-known Pompeian friezes as a
+rough illustration of what I meant&mdash;but I did <i>not</i>
+suggest that Waring &amp; Gillow's should put them
+on the market! What I did say was that we
+moderns must work out our damnation on the same
+lines that the ancients did. Read your Nietzsche,
+my good fellow, and see what <i>he</i> says about the
+practical serviceability of Excess! I contend that
+a kind of general <i>oubliance</i>, say for three weeks in
+the year, to which everybody without exception
+would have to conform (so that we shouldn't have
+the superior person bringing things up against us
+afterwards)&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah doan't see how ye could mak' fowk&mdash;&mdash;," the
+miner began, in an accent that for a moment
+seemed to blast a hole clean through the racket.
+But the hole closed up again.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, at present you don't," Walter cried. "The
+spade-work isn't done yet. We need more education.
+But every new and great idea&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But here an outburst from Mr. Wilkinson to Mr.
+Brimby drowned Walter's voice. Mr. Wilkinson
+raised his clenched fist, but only for emphasis, and
+not in order to strike Mr. Brimby.</p>
+
+<p>"Stuff and nonsense! There you go, Brimby,
+trimming again! We've heard all that: 'A great
+deal to be said on both sides,'"&mdash;(Mr. Wilkinson all
+but mimicked Mr. Brimby). "There isn't&mdash;not if
+you're going to do anything! There's only one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>
+side. You've got to shoot or be shot. I'm a
+shooter. Give me five hundred real men and plenty
+of barricade stuff&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, oh, oh, my dear friend!" Mr. Brimby
+protested. "Why, if your principles were universally
+applied&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Who said anything about applying 'em universally?
+Hang your universal applications! I'm
+talking about the Industrial Revolution. I'll tell
+you what's the matter with you, Brimby: you don't
+like the sight of blood. I'm not blaming you.
+Some men are like that. But it's in every page of
+your writing. You've got a bloodless style. I don't
+mind admitting that I liked some of your earlier work,
+while there still seemed a chance of your making up
+your mind some day&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But here Mr. Wilkinson in his turn was drowned,
+this time by an incredulous laugh from Cosimo, who
+had joined Dickie and Laura.</p>
+
+<p>"Van Gogh says <i>that</i>?" his voice mounted high.
+"Really? You're sure he wasn't joking? Ha ha
+ha ha!... But it's rather pathetic really. One
+would think Amory'd never painted 'Barrage,' nor
+the 'White Slave,' nor that&mdash;," he pointed to the
+unfinished canvas of "The Triumph of Humane
+Government" on the wall. "By Jove, I must make
+an Appendix of that!... Here&mdash;Walter!&mdash;Have
+you told him, Dickie?&mdash;Walter!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But Walter was now at deadly grips with the man
+who had forgotten his miner's lamp.</p>
+
+<p>"I tell you I never used Saturnalia in that sense at
+all!&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But the miner stood his ground.</p>
+
+<p>"Happen ye didn't, but I'll ask ye one question:
+Have ye ever been to Blackpool of a August Bank
+Holiday?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"My good man, you talk as if I proposed to do
+something with the stroke of a pen, to-morrow, before
+the world's ready for it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Have ye ever been to Blackpool of a Bank
+Holiday?"</p>
+
+<p>"What on earth has Blackpool to do with it?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we'll say Owdham Wakes week at t' Isle o'
+Man&mdash;Douglas&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Pooh! You've got hold of the wrong idea altogether!
+Do you know what Saturnalia <i>means</i>?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I know there's a man on Douglas Head, at twelve
+o'clock i' t' day, wi' t' sun shining, going round wi' a
+stick an' prodding 'em up an' telling 'em to break
+away&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I shouldn't have thought anybody could have
+been so <i>incredibly</i> slow to grasp an idea&mdash;!" cried
+Walter, his hands aloft.</p>
+
+<p>"Have&mdash;you&mdash;ever&mdash;been&mdash;to&mdash;Blackpool&mdash;when&mdash;t'
+Wakes&mdash;is on?"</p>
+
+<p>Then Cosimo called again&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Walter! I say! Come here!... Dickie's just
+told me something that makes the '<i>Life and Work</i>'
+<i>rather</i> necessary, I think!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And Walter turned his back on the miner and
+joined his wife and Dickie and Cosimo.</p>
+
+<p>Anybody who wasn't anybody might have supposed
+the noise to be a series of wrangles, but of course
+it wasn't so at all really. Issues far too weighty hung<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span>
+in the balance. It is all very well for people whose
+mental range is limited by <i>matin&eacute;es</i> and Brooklands
+and the newest car to talk in pleasant and unimpassioned
+voices, but what was going to happen to Art
+unless Cosimo hurled himself and the '<i>Life and
+Work</i>' against this heretic Van Gogh, and what was
+to become of England if Walter allowed a pig-headed
+man who could say nothing but "Blackpool Pier,
+Blackpool Pier," to shout him down, and what would
+happen to Civilization if Mr. Wilkinson did not,
+figuratively speaking, take hold of the dilettante
+Brimby and shake him as a terrier shakes a rat?
+No: there would be time enough for empty politenesses
+when the battle was won.</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime, a mere nobody might have
+thought they were merely excessively rude to one
+another.</p>
+
+<p>Then began fresh combinations and permutations
+of the talk. Mr. Wilkinson, whose square-cut pilot
+jacket somehow added to the truculence of his appearance,
+planted himself firmly for conversation before
+Dickie Lemesurier; the miner, whose head at a little
+distance appeared bald, but on a closer view was seen
+to be covered with football-cropped and plush-like
+bristles, nudged Cosimo's hip, to attract his attention:
+and Walter Wyron sprang forward with a welcoming
+"Hallo, Raffinger!" as the door opened and two
+young McGrath students were added to the crowd.
+For a minute no one voice preponderated in the
+racket; it was&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo, Raff! Thought you weren't coming!"</p>
+
+<p>"I want a gun!" (This from Corin.)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"My dear Corin" (this from Bonniebell), "Miss
+Belchamber's told you over and over again guns are
+anti-social&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Anybody smoking? Well, I know they don't
+mind&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But, Miss Lemesurier, where a speaker reaches
+only a hundred or two, the written word&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but the personal, magnetic thrill&mdash;&mdash;"
+(This was in Dickie's rather deep voice.)</p>
+
+<p>Then Walter, to somebody else, not the miner&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I should have thought <i>anybody</i> would have
+known that when I said Saturnalia I meant&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Where's Amory?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sweet, in those little tunics!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"A subsidy from the State, of course&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Then the miner, but not to Walter&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I' t' daylight, proddin' 'em up wi' a stick&mdash;to
+say nowt o' Port Skillian bathin'-place of a fine
+Sunda'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"That hoary old lie, that Socialism means sharing&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, at any artists' colourman's&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No; it will probably be published privately&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Van Gogh&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you're <i>entirely</i> wrong!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And then, in the middle of a sudden and mysterious
+lull, the man who had come without his
+safety-lamp was heard addressing Cosimo again:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what about t' new paaper? Owt settled
+yet?... Nay, ye needn't look; Wilkinson telled
+me; it's all right; nowt 'at's said 'll go beyond
+these fower walls. Wilkinson's gotten a rare list<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
+together, names an' right, I can tell ye! But t' way
+I look at it is this&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo looked blank.</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear&mdash;I'm afraid I didn't catch your
+name&mdash;&mdash;," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Crabtree&mdash;Eli Crabtree. This is t' point I want
+to mak', mister. Ye see, I can't put things grammar;
+but there's lots about 'at can; so I thowt
+we'd get a sec'etary, an' I'd sit an' smoke whol' my
+thowts come, and then I'd tell him t' tale. Ye see,
+ye want to go slap into t' middle o' t' lives o' t'
+people. Now comin' up o' t' tram-top I bethowt
+me of a champion series: '<i>Back to Back Houses
+I've Known</i>.' I'll bet a crahn that wi' somb'dy
+to put it grammar for me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Crabtree, I'm afraid, don't you know,
+that there's been some mistake&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And at this point, everybody becoming conscious
+at the same moment that they were listening, a
+fresh wave of sound flowed over the assembly; and
+presently Mr. Wilkinson was seen to take Cosimo
+aside and to be making the gestures of a man who
+is explaining some ridiculous mistake.</p>
+
+<p>Then once more:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon&mdash;I thought you were Mrs.
+Pratt&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Put grammar&mdash;straight to fowk's hearts&mdash;sinks
+and slopstones an' all t' lot&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No, Balliol&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But listen, Pratt, the way the mistake
+arose&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ellen Key, of course&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"The 'Times!'&mdash;As if the 'Times' wasn't
+<i>always</i> wrong!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"There's a raucousness about her paint&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"The Caxton Hall, at eight&mdash;do come!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But we authors are so afraid of sentiment
+nowadays!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Bombay, I think&mdash;or else Hyderabad&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, he talks like a fool!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Raff! Come here and recite '<i>The King is
+Duller</i>'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But Love <i>is</i> Law!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Suspend our judgments until we've heard the
+other side&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Only water&mdash;but they couldn't break her spirit&mdash;she
+was out again in three days&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And again there came an unexpected lull.</p>
+
+<p>This time it was broken by, perhaps not the loudest,
+but certainly the most travelling voice yet&mdash;the
+voice of the caryatid beneath the bracket with the
+bust upon it. Miss Belchamber was dressed in a
+sleeveless surcoat chess-boarded with large black
+and white squares; the skirt beneath it was of dark
+blue linen; and there were beards of leather on her
+large brown brogues. One of the young Oxford
+men, greatly daring, had approached her and asked
+her a question. She turned slowly; she gave the
+young man the equal-soul-to-equal-soul look; and
+then the apparatus of perfect voice-production was
+set in motion. Easily and powerfully the air came
+from her magnificent chest, up the splendid six-inch
+main of her throat, rang upon the hard anterior
+portion of her palate, and was cut, as it were, to its<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>
+proper length and shaped into perfect enunciation
+by her red tongue and beautiful white teeth.</p>
+
+<p>"What?" she said.</p>
+
+<p>The undergraduate fell a little back.</p>
+
+<p>"Only&mdash;I only asked if you'd been to many
+theatres lately."</p>
+
+<p>"Not any."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!... I&mdash;I suppose you know everybody
+here?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"Do point them out to me!"</p>
+
+<p>"That's Walter Wyron. That's Mrs. Wyron.
+That's Miss Lemesurier. I don't know who the
+little man is. That's Mr. Wilkinson. My name's
+Belchamber."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;I say&mdash;I mean, thanks awfully. We've
+heard of them all, of course," the unhappy young
+man faltered.</p>
+
+<p>"What?"</p>
+
+<p>"All distinguished names, I mean."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course."</p>
+
+<p>"Rather!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And again everybody listened, became conscious
+of the fact, and broke out anew.</p>
+
+<p>But where all this time was Amory?</p>
+
+<p>Demonstrably, exactly where she ought to have
+been&mdash;in her bedroom. She was too dispirited to be
+accessible to the rational talk of others; she did not
+feel that she had energy enough to be a source of
+illumination herself; surely, then, merely because
+a lot of people, invited and uninvited, chose to come
+to The Witan, she need not put herself out to go and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
+look after them. They might call themselves her
+"guests" if they liked; Amory didn't care what form
+of words they employed; the underlying reality
+remained&mdash;that she was intensely bored, and too
+fundamentally polite to bore others by going down.
+Perhaps she would go down when Edgar came. She
+had left word that she was to be informed of his
+arrival. But he was very late.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, she knew that he would come.
+Lately she had grown a little more perspicacious
+about that. It had dawned on her that, everything
+else apart, she had some sort of hold on him through
+the "Novum," and there had been a trace of
+command in her summons that he was pretty sure not
+to disregard. No doubt he would try to get away
+again almost directly, but she had arranged about
+that. She intended to keep him to supper. Also
+the Wyrons. And Britomart Belchamber too would
+be there. And of course Cosimo.</p>
+
+<p>She moved restlessly between her narrow bed and
+the window, now polishing her nails, now glancing
+at her hair in the glass. From the window she could
+see over the privet hedge and down the road, but
+there was no sign of Edgar yet. She looked at herself<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">again in the glass, without favour, and then sat</span><br />
+down on the edge of her bed again.</p>
+
+<p>Her meeting with Lady Tasker the week before
+had greatly unsettled her. Very stupidly, she had
+quite forgotten that Lady Tasker lived in Cromwell
+Gardens. She would have thought nothing at all of
+the meeting had Lady Tasker had a hat on her head
+and gloves on her hands; she would have set that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span>
+down as an ordinary street-encounter; but Dorothy's
+aunt had evidently seen her from some window,
+perhaps not for the first time, and, if not for the
+first, very likely for the third or fourth or fifth. In
+a word, Amory felt that she had been caught.</p>
+
+<p>And, as she had been thinking of Edgar Strong at
+the moment when the old lady's voice had startled
+her so, it was not beyond the bounds of possibility
+that her start had seemed remarkable. Lady Tasker
+was so very sharp.</p>
+
+<p>At all events, even Edgar was not going to have
+everything all his own way.</p>
+
+<p>For she was sure now that she had the hold of the
+"Novum" on him, and that that hold was not altogether
+the single-minded devotion to his duty he had
+made it out to be on that day when she had last gone
+to the office. Not that she thought too unkindly of
+him on that account. The labourer, even in the field
+of Imperial Politics, is still worthy of his hire, and
+poor Edgar, like the rest of the world, had to make
+the best compromise he could between what he would
+have liked to do and what circumstances actually
+permitted him to do. Of course he would be anxious
+to keep his job. If he didn't keep it a worse man
+would get it, and India would be no better off, but
+probably worse. She sighed that all work should be
+subject to compromises of this kind. Edgar, in a
+word, was no longer a hero to her, but, by his very
+weakness, something a little nearer and dearer
+still.</p>
+
+<p>But for all that she had not hesitated to use her
+"pull" in order to get him to The Witan that day.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>She saw him as she advanced to the glass again.
+He was nearly a quarter of a mile down the road.
+She found a little secret delight in watching his approach
+when he was unconscious of her watching.
+His figure was still very small, and she indulged
+herself with a fancy, closing her eyes for a moment
+in order to do so. Suppose he had been, not
+approaching, but going away&mdash;then when she opened
+her eyes again he would look smaller still.... She
+opened them, and experienced a little thrill at seeing
+him nearer and plainer. She could distinguish the
+red spot of his tie. Now he turned his head to look
+at some people who passed. Now he stepped off
+the pavement to make room for somebody. Now
+he was on the pavement again&mdash;now hidden by a
+tree&mdash;now once more disclosed, and quite near&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>She straightened herself, gave a last look into the
+glass, and descended.</p>
+
+<p>She met him in the hall. They shook hands, but
+did not speak. There was no need for him to ask
+whether anybody had come; the babble of noise
+could be plainly heard through the closed studio
+door. They walked along the passage, descended
+the two steps into the garden, and reached the studio.</p>
+
+<p>Strong opened the door, and&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Ha, ha, ha!</i> I shall tell them that at the
+Nursery!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;just living together&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Corin!&mdash;Corin!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"The eighteenth, at the Little Theatre&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Then the voice of Mr. Crabtree vociferating to his
+friend Mr. Wilkinson.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I thowt ye telled me 'at Pratt knew all about
+it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"One day in the High, just opposite Queens&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Not know the '<i>Internationale</i>'!&mdash;Debout, les
+damn&eacute;s de la terre&mdash;&mdash;!"</p>
+
+<p>Next, sonorously, Miss Belchamber.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I dance 'Rufty Tufty' and 'Catching of
+Quails'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But my good chap, don't you see that the
+Referendum&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, throw it down anywhere&mdash;on the hearth&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Really, the bosh he talks&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"The Minority Report&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Corin!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Plato&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Prang&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Then, before anybody had had time to notice the
+entry of Amory and Edgar Strong, an extraordinary,
+not to say a regrettable thing occurred.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Eli Crabtree had spent the last twenty minutes
+in going deliberately from one person to another,
+often thrusting himself unceremoniously between two
+people already engaged in conversation, and in subjecting
+them to questionings that had become less
+and less reticent the further he had passed round the
+room. And it appeared that this collier who had
+forgotten his Davy had yet another lamp with him&mdash;the
+lamp of his own narrow intelligence and inalienable,
+if worthless, experience. By the help of that
+darkness within him that he mistook for light, he had
+added inference to inference and conclusion to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span>
+conclusion. Cosimo&mdash;Wilkinson&mdash;Walter Wyron&mdash;Brimby&mdash;the
+Balliol men&mdash;the young students of the
+McGrath&mdash;he had missed not one of them; but none
+knew the portent of his tour of the studio until he had
+reached the hearth again. Then he was seen to be
+standing with his hands behind him, as if calmly
+summing them up.</p>
+
+<p>"By&mdash;Gow!" he said half to himself, his football-cropped
+head moving this way and that and his eyes
+blinking rapidly as he sought somebody to address.</p>
+
+<p>Then, all in a moment, he ceased his attempt to
+single out one more than another, and was addressing
+them in the lump, for all the world as if he had been
+allowed the entr&eacute;e of the house, not as a high and
+memorable privilege and in order that he might learn
+something he had never suspected before, but as if,
+finding himself there, <i>he</i> might as well tell <i>them</i> a
+thing or two while he was about it. And though his
+astonishment at what he had seen might well have
+rendered him dumb, his good temper did not for an
+instant forsake him.</p>
+
+<p>"By&mdash;Gow!" he said again. "But this <i>is</i> a
+menagerie, an' reight!"</p>
+
+<p>The instantaneous dead silence and turn of every
+head might have disconcerted a prophet, but they
+made not the slightest impression on Mr. Crabtree.</p>
+
+<p>"It <i>is</i> a menagerie!" he continued superbly.
+"Ding, if onnybody'd told me I wadn't ha' believed
+'em!&mdash;Let's see how monny of ye there is&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And calmly he began to count them.</p>
+
+<p>"Fowerteen&mdash;fifteen&mdash;sixteen countin' them two
+'at's just come in an' leavin' out t' barns. Sixteen of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>
+ye, grown men an' women, an' not a single one of
+ye knows ye're born! Nay, it's cappin'!&mdash;Him
+wi' his Salmagundys or whativver he calls 'em, an'
+niver been on Douglas Head!&mdash;T' maister here, 'at
+doesn't know what a back-to-back is, I'se warrant!&mdash;An'
+yon chap&mdash;," Mr. Crabtree's forefinger was
+straight as a pistol between Mr. Brimby's eyes, "&mdash;'at
+says there's a deeal to be said o' both sides an'll
+be having his pocket'ankercher out in a minute!&mdash;An'
+these young men thro' t' Collidge!&mdash;Nay, if it
+doesn't beat all! I ne'er thowt to live to see t'
+day!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>And he made a T-t-t-ing with his tongue on his
+palate, while his sharp little eyes looked on them all
+with amusement and pity.</p>
+
+<p>Out of the silence of consternation that had fallen
+on the studio Walter Wyron was the first to come.
+He nudged Cosimo, as if to warn him not to spoil
+everything, and then, with his hands deep in the
+pockets of his knickers and an anticipatory relish on
+his face, said "I say, old chap&mdash;make us a speech,
+won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>But if Walter thought to take a rise out of Mr.
+Crabtree he was quite, quite mistaken. With good-natured
+truculence the collier turned on him also.</p>
+
+<p>"A speech?" he said. "Well, I wasn't at t' back
+o' t' door when t' speechifyin'-powers was given out;
+it wadn't be t' first time I'd made a speech, nut by a
+mugfull. Mony's t' time they've put Eeali Crabtree
+o' t' table i' t' 'Arabian Horse' at Aberford an'
+called on him for a speech. I'd sooner mak' a speech
+nor have a quart o' ale teamed down my collar, an'<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
+that's all t' choice there is when t' lads begins to get
+lively!... I don't suppose onny o' ye's ever been i' t'
+'Arabian Horse'? Ye owt to come, of a oppenin'-time
+of a Sunda' morning. Ye'd see a bit o' life.
+Happen ye might ha' to get at t' back o' t' door&mdash;if
+they started slinging pints about, that is&mdash;but it's
+all love, and ye've got to do summat wi' it when ye
+can't sup onny more. I should like to have him 'at
+talks about t' Paraphernalia there; it 'ld oppen his
+eyes a bit! An' him 'at wor reciting about t' King
+an' all&mdash;t' little bastard i' t' corner there&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>At this word, used in so familiar and cheerful a
+sense, Laura Wyron stiffened and turned her back;
+but Walter still hoped for his "rise."</p>
+
+<p>"Go on," he said; "give us some more, old chap."</p>
+
+<p>The child of nature needed no urging.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, as much as ivver ye like," he said accommodatingly.
+"But I wish I'd browt my voice jewjewbes.
+Ay, I willn't be t' only one 'at isn't talking! T'
+rest on ye talks&mdash;ding, it's like a lamb's tail, waggin'
+all day and nowt done at neet&mdash;so we mud as weel
+all be friendly-like! Talk! Ay, let's have a talk!
+Here ye all are, all wi' your fine voices an' fine clothes,
+an' ivvery one o' ye wi' t' conveeanience i' t' house,
+I don't doubt, an' I'll bet a gallon there isn't one o'
+ye's ivver done a hands-turn i' your lives! Nay, ye're
+waur nor my Aunt Kate! Come down to Aberford
+an' I'll show ye summat! Come&mdash;it's a invitaation&mdash;I'll
+see it doesn't cost ye nowt! T' lads is all working,
+all but t' youngest, an' we're nooan wi'out! No,
+we're nooan wi'out at our house! I'll interdewce ye
+to t' missis, an' ye can help her to peel t' potates, an'<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span>
+ye can go down i' t' cage if ye like! Come, an' I'll
+kill a pig, just for love. Come of a Sunda' dinner-time,
+when t' beef's hot. Wilkinson knows what
+I mean; he knows t' life; he reckons not to when
+he's wi' his fine friends, but Wilkie's had to lie i' bed
+while his shirt was being mended afore to-day!...
+Nay, the hengments!" He broke into a jovial laugh.
+"Ye know nowt about it, an' ye nivver will! These
+'ere young pistills fro' t' Collidge&mdash;what are they
+maalakin' at? It doesn't tak' five thousand pound
+a year to learn a lad not to write a mucky word on a
+wall!" (Here Dickie Lemesurier turned her back
+on the speaker).... "They want to get back to
+their Collidges. T' gap's ower wide. They'll get
+lost o' t' road. Same as him 'at wrote t' book about
+t' pop-shop&mdash;&mdash;," again Mr. Crabtree's forefinger was
+levelled between Mr. Brimby's eyes. "Brimbyin'
+about, an' they don't know a black puddin' from a
+Penny Duck! Has he ivver had to creep up again t'
+chimley-wall to keep himself warm i' bed, or to pull
+t' kitchen blinds down while he washed himself of
+a Saturda' afternooin? But ye can all come an'
+see if ye like. We've had to tew for it, but we're
+nooan wi'out now. An' I'll show ye a bit o' sport
+too. We all have we'r whippets, an' we can clock
+t' pigeons in, an' see what sort of a bat these young
+maisters can mak' at knurr-an'-spell&mdash;eighteen-and-a-half
+score my youngest lad does! Ay, we enjoy
+we'rsens! An' there's quoits an' all. Eighteen
+yards is my distance if onnybody wants to laake for
+a beast's-heart supper! Come&mdash;ding it, t' lot o' ye
+come! We can sleep fower o' ye, wed 'uns, heads<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
+to tails, if ye don't mind all being i' t' little
+cham'er&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But by this time Mr. Crabtree was having to
+struggle to keep his audience. Mr. Brimby too had
+turned away, and Mr. Wilkinson, and even Miss
+Belchamber had spoken several words of her own
+accord to the young Balliol boy. The tide of sound
+began to rise again, so that once more Mr. Crabtree's
+voice was only one among many. Then Walter
+started forward with an "Ah, Amory!" and "Hallo,
+Strong!" Mr. Raffinger of the McGrath exclaimed....</p>
+
+<p>"Perseverance Row, fower doors from t' 'Arabian
+Horse'&mdash;&mdash;," Mr. Crabtree bawled hospitably
+through the hubbub....</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you <i>must</i> see it&mdash;the New Greek Society, on
+the seventeenth&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But I say&mdash;what <i>is</i> 'Catching of Quails,' Miss
+Belchamber&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Wilkinson brought him, I think&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Fellow of All Souls, wasn't he?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Then that genial Aberford man again:</p>
+
+<p>"I tell ye t' gap's ower wide, young man&mdash;ye'll get
+lost o' t' road&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No, the children take her name&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Got a match, old fellow?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Rot, my dear chap!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But what <i>is</i> condonation if that isn't?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, the ordinary brainless Army type&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I read it in the German&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"They gained time by paying in pennies&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"In P&egrave;re Lachaise&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Well, we can talk about it at suppertime&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But with cheaper Divorce&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"One an' all&mdash;whenivver ye like&mdash;Eeali Crabtree,
+Perseverance Row, Aberford, fower doors from t'
+'Arabian Horse'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Nietzsche&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Finot&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Weininger&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Wadham&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Aberford&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Rufty Tufty&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>VI</h2>
+
+<h3>THE SOUL STORM</h3>
+
+
+<p>"I&mdash;say!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Wasn't</i> he priceless!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"You got his address, Cosimo? I <i>must</i> cultivate
+him!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Pure delight!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"You had come in, hadn't you, Amory?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"He <i>shot</i> Brimby!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"To all intents and purposes&mdash;with his finger&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Can you do his accent, Walter?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I will in a week, or perish&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"His bath in the kitchen!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"T' wed 'uns can sleep i' t' little chamber&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;he didn't sound the 'b' in 'chamber,' and
+there were at least three 'a's' in it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"'T' little chaaam'er'&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No, you haven't quite got it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Give me a little time&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The party had dwindled to six&mdash;Cosimo and
+Amory, the Wyrons, and Britomart Belchamber and
+Mr. Strong. They were still in the studio, but they
+were only waiting for the supper-gong to ring.
+Cigarette ends were thickly strewn about the asbestos
+log. The bandying of short ecstatic phrases had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>
+been between Walter and his wife, with Cosimo a
+little less rapturously intervening; the subject of
+them was, of course, Mr. Crabtree. To his general
+harangue Mr. Crabtree had added, before leaving,
+more particular words of advice, making a second
+tour of the studio for the purpose; and he had
+distinguished Walter above all the rest by inviting
+him, not merely to the house four doors from the
+"Arabian Horse," but to spend a warm afternoon
+with him on Douglas Head also.</p>
+
+<p>But the Wyrons had these raptures pretty much to
+themselves. Perhaps Cosimo was thinking of Mr.
+Wilkinson, of some new paper of which he had never
+heard, and of the assumption that he, apparently,
+was to find the money for it. Miss Belchamber was
+rarely rapturous, so that her silence was nothing out
+of the way. Edgar Strong could be rapturous when
+he chose, but he evidently didn't choose now. And
+Amory had far too much on her mind.</p>
+
+<p>Her original idea in asking the Wyrons to stay to
+supper had been that they, as acknowledged experts
+in the subject that perplexed her, would be the
+proper people to keep the ring while the four persons
+immediately concerned talked the whole situation
+quietly and reasonably and thoroughly out. But she
+was rather inclined now to think again before submitting
+her case to them. It would be so much
+better, if the case must be submitted to anybody,
+that Cosimo should do it. Then she herself would
+be able to shape her course in the light of anything
+that might turn up. Nothing, she had to admit, had
+turned up yet, and Amory was not sure that in that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>
+very fact there did not lie a sufficient cause for resentment.
+Had Cosimo pleaded a passion for Britomart
+Belchamber he would have had Passion's excuse.
+Lacking Passion, it could only be concluded that he
+was bored with Amory herself.</p>
+
+<p>And that amounted to an insult....</p>
+
+<p>The booming of the gong, however, cut short her
+brooding. They passed to the dining-room. Britomart
+and Walter sat with their backs to the tall black
+dresser with the willow pattern stretching up almost
+to the ceiling; Laura and Edgar took the German
+chairs that had their backs to the copper-hooded
+fireplace; and Cosimo and Amory occupied either
+end of the highly-polished clothless table. This
+absence of cloth, by the way, gave a church-like
+appearance to the flames of the candles in the spidery
+brass sticks that had each of them a ring at the top
+to lift it up by; the preponderance of black oak
+and dull black frames on the walls further added to
+the effect of gloom; and the putting down of the
+little green pipkins of soup and the moving of the
+green-handled knives and round-bowled spoons
+made little knockings from time to time.</p>
+
+<p>Again Walter and Laura, with not too much help
+from Cosimo, sustained the weight of the conversation;
+and it was not until Amory asked a question in a
+tone from which rapture was markedly absent that
+they sponged, as it were, the priceless memory of Mr.
+Crabtree from their minds. Amory's question had
+been about Walter's new Lecture, still in course of
+preparation, on "<i>Post-Dated Passion</i>"; and Walter
+cursorily ran over its heads for the general benefit.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"I admit I got the idea from Balzac," he said
+between mouthfuls (whenever they came to The Witan
+the Wyrons supped almost as heartily as did Edgar
+Strong himself). "'Comment l'amour revient aux
+vieillards,' you know. But of course that hasn't
+any earthly interest for anybody. 'Aux vieilles' it
+ought to be. Then&mdash;well, then you've simply got 'em."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not 'vieillards?'" Amory asked, not very
+genially.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, Cosimo, I'll have another cutlet if I may.&mdash;Why
+not 'vieillards?' Quite obvious. Men aren't
+the interest. I've tried men, and you can ask
+Laura how the bookings went.&mdash;But 'vieilles' and
+I've got 'em. Really, Amory, you're getting quite
+dull if you don't see that! I'll explain. You see,
+I've already got the younger ones, like Brit here&mdash;shove
+the claret along, Brit&mdash;but the others, of forty
+or fifty say, well, they've all had their affairs&mdash;or
+if they haven't better still&mdash;and it's merely a question
+of touching the right chord. Regrets, time they've
+lost, fatal words 'Too late' and so on&mdash;it's simply
+<i>made</i> for me! Touch the chord and they do
+the rest for themselves. They probably won't hear
+half of it for sobbing.&mdash;Of course I shall probably
+have to modify my style a bit&mdash;not quite so&mdash;what
+shall I say&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Jaunty," his wife suggested, "&mdash;in the best
+sense, I mean&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Hm&mdash;that's not quite the word&mdash;but never
+mind. It's a great field. Certainly women, not
+men, are the draw."</p>
+
+<p>Amory made a rather petulant objection, and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span>
+argument lasted some minutes. In the end Walter
+triumphantly gained his first point, that women
+and not men were the "draw" in the box-office
+sense, and also his second one, namely, that not the
+Britomarts, but the older women, who would put
+their hearts into his hands and pay him for exploiting
+their helplessness and ache and tenderness and
+regret, and never suspect that they were being
+practised upon, were "simply made for him...."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think of my title?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>And the title was discussed.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was beginning to find Walter just a little
+grasping. She wished that after all she had not
+asked the Wyrons to stay to supper. Formerly she
+had thought that marriage-escapade of theirs big
+and heroic (that too, by the way, had been in the
+Latin Quarter, and probably on seven francs a day);
+but now she was less sure about that. Quite apart
+from the inapplicability of the Wyrons' experience to
+her own case, she now wondered whether theirs had
+in fact been experience at all. Now that she came to
+think of it, they had taken no risks. They <i>had</i> been
+married, and in the last event could always turn
+round on their critics and silence them with that
+fact....</p>
+
+<p>Nor was she quite so ready now to lay even the
+souls of Britomart and Cosimo on the dissecting-table
+for the sake of seeing Walter exercise his
+professional skill upon them. This was not so much
+that she wanted to spare Cosimo and Britomart as
+that she did not want to give Walter a gratification.
+She was inclined to think that if Walter couldn't be a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>
+little more careful about contradicting her he might
+find his advertisement omitted from the "Novum"
+one week, as Katie Deedes' had been omitted, and
+where would he be then? The way in which he
+had just said that she was "getting quite dull" had
+been next door to a rudeness....</p>
+
+<p>But she had to admit that she felt dull. Edgar,
+who sat next to her, did not speak, and Cosimo, who
+faced her, was apparently still brooding on people
+who planned the spending of his money without
+thinking it necessary to consult him first. She was
+tired of the whole of the circumstances of her life.
+Paris on seven francs a day could hardly be much
+worse. Nor, if she could but shake off her lethargy,
+need that sum be fixed as low as seven francs. For
+she had lately remembered an arrangement made
+between herself and Cosimo before she had ever
+consented to become engaged to him. It was a long
+time since either of them had spoken of this arrangement&mdash;so
+long that Cosimo would have been almost
+within his rights had he maintained that the circumstances
+had so altered as to make it no longer binding;
+but there it was, or had been, and it had never been
+expressly revoked. It was the arrangement by
+which they had set apart a fund to insure themselves,
+either or both of them, against any evils that might
+arise from incompatibility. Amory had no idea
+how the matter now stood. She didn't suppose for
+a moment that Cosimo had actually set a sum by
+each week or month; but, hard and fast or loose
+and fluid, he must have made, or be still ready to
+make, some provision. It was an inherent part of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span>
+contract that a solemn affirmation, with reason
+shown (spiritual, not mere legal reason) by either
+one or the other, should constitute a sufficient
+claim on this fund.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore Paris need not necessarily be the worst
+penury.</p>
+
+<p>But, for all her new inclination to leave the
+Wyrons out of it, she still thought it a prudent idea
+to carry the fight (not that there would be any
+fight&mdash;that was only a low way of expressing the
+high reasonableness that always prevailed at The
+Witan) to Cosimo and Britomart, rather than to
+have it centre about Edgar and herself. Walter's
+eyes were mainly on the box-office nowadays. The
+original virtue of that fine protest of theirs was&mdash;there
+was no use in denying it&mdash;gone. He spread
+his Lectures frankly now as a net. Well, that was
+only one net more among the many nets of which
+she was becoming conscious. Edgar too, poor boy,
+was compelled to regard even the "Novum" as in
+some manner a net. Mr. Brimby, Amory more
+than guessed, had nets to spread. Mr. Wilkinson,
+in his own way, was out for a catch; and Dickie
+fished at the Suffrage Shop; and Katie had fished at
+the Eden; and the only one who didn't fish was Mr.
+Prang, who wrote his articles about India for nothing,
+just to be practising his English.</p>
+
+<p>And all these nets were spread for somebody's
+money&mdash;a good deal of it Cosimo's. It had been the
+same, though perhaps not quite so bad, at Ludlow.
+That experiment on the country-side had been
+alarmingly costly. And all this did not include the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span>
+dozens and dozens of nets of narrower mesh. The
+"Novum" might gulp down money by the hundred,
+but the lesser things were hardly less formidable in
+the sum of them&mdash;subscriptions, contributions, gifts,
+loans, investments, shares in the Eden and the Book
+Shop, mortgages, second mortgages, subsidies, sums
+to "tide over," backings, guarantees, losses cut,
+more good money sent to bring back the bad, fresh
+means of spending devised by somebody or other
+almost every day. It had begun to weary even
+Amory. The people who came to The Witan
+became rather curiously better-dressed the longer
+their visiting continued; but the things they
+professed to hold dear appeared very little further
+advanced. All that first brightness and promise
+had gone. Amory's interest had gone. She wanted
+to escape from it all, and to go away with Edgar
+appeared once more to be the readiest way out.</p>
+
+<p>But, though she might now wish to keep Walter
+Wyron out of it all, that did not necessarily mean
+that Walter would be kept out. This <i>ex-officio</i>
+specialist on the (preferably female) heart, this
+professional rectifier of unfortunate marriages, had
+not done a number of years' platform-work without
+having discovered the peculiar beauties of the
+<i>argumentum ad hominem</i>, and it was one of his
+practices to enforce his arguments with "Take the
+case of Brit here"&mdash;or "Let's get down to the concrete:
+suppose Amory&mdash;" And these descents to the
+particular had always a curiously accusatory effect.
+Walter, interrupting Amory's meditation, broke into
+one of them now.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"But my dear chap,"&mdash;this was to Cosimo,"&mdash;I
+can't imagine what's come over all of you to-night!
+First Amory, now you! You're usually quicker
+than this! Let's take a case.&mdash;Brit here&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>One sterno-mastoid majestically turned the caryatid's
+head. Again Miss Belchamber's grand thorax
+worked as if somebody had put a penny into the slot.</p>
+
+<p>"What?" she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Quiet, Brit; I'm only using you as an illustration.&mdash;Suppose
+Brit here was to develop a passion for
+somebody&mdash;Cosimo, say; yes, Cosimo'll do capitally;
+awfully good instance of the cant that's commonly
+talked about 'treachery' and 'under his own roof'
+and all the rest of it&mdash;as if a roof wasn't a roof and
+it hadn't got to be under somebody's&mdash;unless they
+went out on the Heath!&mdash;Well, suppose it was to
+happen to Cosimo and Brit; what then? We're
+civilized, I hope. We're a little above the animals, I
+venture to think. Amory wouldn't fly at Brit's
+eyes, and Brit's father wouldn't come round with
+a razor to cut Cosimo's throat. In fact&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"My fa-ther al-ways uses a safety-razor," said
+Miss Belchamber with a reminiscent air.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't interrupt, Brit.&mdash;I was going to say that
+the world's got past all that. Nor Brit wouldn't fly
+at Amory, nor Cosimo kick the old josser out of the
+house&mdash;though we should be much more ready to
+condone that part of it if they did&mdash;if it was only
+to get quits with the past a bit&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"My fa-ther's forty-five," Miss Belchamber
+announced, as the interesting result of an interesting
+mental process of computation. "Next June," she
+added.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"More interruptions from the back of the hall.&mdash;In
+fact, I'm not sure that <i>wouldn't</i> be entirely
+defensible&mdash;Brit going for Amory and Cosimo
+kicking the old dodderer out, I mean. That's the
+justification of the <i>crime passionel</i>. It's the Will to
+Live. And by Live I mean Love. It's the old saying,
+that kissing lips have no conscience. Or Jove laughs
+at lovers' oaths. Quite right. It's the New Greek
+Spirit. But for all that we're modern and rational
+about these things. If Strong here wanted to take
+Laura from me I should simply say, 'All you've got
+to do, my dear chap, is to table your reasons, and
+if they're stronger than mine you take her.' See?"</p>
+
+<p>At that Edgar Strong, like Britomart, looked up.
+He spoke for the first time.&mdash;"What's that you're
+saying?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't suppose you'd want her, but suppose
+you did...."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Strong dropped his eyes to his plate again.&mdash;"Ah,
+yes," he said. "Ellen Key's got something
+about that." And he relapsed into silence again.</p>
+
+<p>It sounded to Amory idiotic. Walter was so
+evidently "trying" it on them in order to see how
+it would go down with an audience afterwards.
+She wouldn't have scratched Britomart's eyes out
+for Cosimo,&mdash;but she coloured a little, and bit her
+lip, at the thought that somebody might want to
+come between herself and Edgar.... But perhaps
+that was what Walter meant&mdash;real affinities, as
+distinct from the ordinary vapid assumptions about
+marriages being made in Heaven. If so, she agreed
+with him&mdash;not that she was much fonder of him<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span>
+on that account. She wished he would keep his
+personalities for Cosimo and Britomart, and leave
+herself and Edgar alone.&mdash;Walter went on.</p>
+
+<p>"And then, when you've got your New Greek
+Certificate, so to speak, it's plainly the duty of
+everybody else, not to put obstacles in your way
+and to threaten you with razors and cutting off
+supplies, but to sink their personal feelings and to do
+everything they can to help you. And without
+snivelling either. I shouldn't snivel, I hope, if
+anybody took Laura, and she wouldn't if anybody
+took me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Here Laura interposed softly.&mdash;"I don't want
+any one to take you, dear," she said.</p>
+
+<p>Walter turned sharply.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?... Now you've put me off my argument.... What
+was I saying?... Haven't I
+told you you must <i>never</i> do that, Laura?...
+No, it's quite gone.... You see ..."</p>
+
+<p>Laura murmured that she was very sorry....</p>
+
+<p>"No, it's gone," said Walter, almost cheerfully,
+as if not sorry that for once the worth of what he had
+been about to say should be measured by the sense of
+loss. "So since Laura wishes it I'll shut up."</p>
+
+<p>He passed up his plate for a second helping of trifle.</p>
+
+<p>By this time Amory was perhaps rather glad that
+she had had the Wyrons after all. That about
+people not putting obstacles in the way was quite
+neat. "A plain duty," he had said. She hoped
+Cosimo'd heard that, and would remember it when
+she raised the subject of the fund. And so far was
+she herself from putting obstacles in <i>his</i> way that,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span>
+although she could have sent Britomart Belchamber
+packing with her wages at any moment, she had not
+done so. That, as Walter had said, would only have
+been another way of flying at her eyes.... Besides,
+Amory had been far too deeply occupied to
+formulate definitely her charges against Cosimo and
+Britomart. For all she knew it might have gone
+much, much further than she had thought. Sometimes,
+when Amory took breakfast in her own room,
+she did not see Cosimo until the evening, and
+Britomart too had heaps of time on her hands when
+she had finished with Corin and Bonniebell. Cosimo
+must not tell her that the "<i>Life and Work</i>" occupied
+him during every minute of his time....</p>
+
+<p>Then, presently, she was sorry again that the
+Wyrons had been asked, for Walter had suddenly
+remembered the thread of his discourse, and, in
+continuing it, had been almost rude to Laura.
+She wondered whether he would have turned with
+a half angry "Why, what's the matter?" had Laura
+cried. Perhaps it was really a good thing the
+Wyrons hadn't any children, for this kind of thing
+would certainly have been a bad example for them.
+She herself was never rude to Cosimo before Corin
+and Bonniebell. She was always markedly polite.
+There were excuses to be made for Passion, but none
+for rudeness.</p>
+
+<p>By this time Edgar Strong had finished his last
+piece of cheese and was wiping his lips with his
+napkin. Then he looked at his watch, and for the
+second time during the course of the meal spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Cosimo, I've got to be off presently,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>
+and we haven't settled about those advertisements
+yet. And there's something else I want to say to
+you too. Could we hurry coffee up? Where do
+we have it? In the studio, I suppose? Or do
+the others go into the studio and you and Walter
+and I have ours here?"</p>
+
+<p>"We might as well all go into the studio," said
+Cosimo, rising; and they left the sombre room
+and sought the studio, all except Miss Belchamber,
+who went upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>The sight of the innumerable cigarette-ends about
+the asbestos log reminded Walter of Mr. Crabtree
+again; and for a minute or two&mdash;that is to say
+during the time that Walter, taking her aside, told her
+of the quiet but penetrating side-light Mr. Crabtree
+had innocently shed on Mr. Wilkinson's scheme
+for some new paper or other that Cosimo
+was to finance&mdash;Amory was once more glad that the
+Wyrons had come. But the next moment, as Walter
+loitered away and Laura came and sat softly down
+beside her, she was sorry again. Laura was gently
+crying. That struck Amory as stupid. As if she
+hadn't enough great troubles of her own, without
+burdening herself with the Wyrons' trivial ones!</p>
+
+<p>So, as she had nothing really helpful to say to
+Laura, she left her, and sat down on the footstool she
+had occupied on the day when Edgar Strong had
+said that he liked the casts and had asked her whether
+she had read something or other&mdash;she forgot what.</p>
+
+<p>Edgar was talking in low tones to Cosimo, and
+Amory thought she heard the name of Mr. Prang.
+Then Cosimo, who always thought more Imperially<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>
+with a map before him, got out the large atlas, and
+the two of them bent over it together. Walter
+joined them, and, after an interlude that appeared
+to be about the Lectures' advertisement, Walter
+strolled away again and joined Laura. Amory
+heard an "Eh?" and a moment later the word
+"touchy," and Walter went off to the window with
+his hands in the pockets of his knickers, whistling.
+Edgar took not the least notice of Amory's eyes
+intently fixed upon him. He continued to talk to
+Cosimo. Walter, who was examining a Japanese
+print, called over his shoulder, "This a new one,
+Amory? What is it&mdash;Utamaro?" Then he walked
+up to where Laura sat again. He was speaking in
+an undertone to her: "Rubbish ... take on like
+that ... better clear off then"; and a moment
+later, seeing Edgar Strong buttoning up his coat,
+he called out, "Wait a minute, Strong&mdash;we're going
+down too&mdash;get your hat, Laura&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Five minutes later Cosimo Pratt and his wife
+were alone.</p>
+
+<p>It was the first time they had been so for nearly a
+fortnight. Indeed, for weeks the departure of the
+last visitor had been the signal for their own good-night,
+Cosimo going his way, she hers. There had
+never been anything even remotely approaching a
+"scene" to account for this. It had merely happened
+so.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, finding himself alone with his wife in
+the studio again, Cosimo yawned and stretched his
+arms above his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah-h-h!... You going to bed?"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>As he would hardly be likely to take himself off
+before she had answered his question, Amory did not
+reply at once. She sat down on the footstool and
+stretched her hands out to the asbestos log. Then,
+after a minute, and without looking up, she broke
+one of their tacitly accepted rules by asking a direct
+question.</p>
+
+<p>"What were you and Edgar Strong discussing?"
+she asked.</p>
+
+<p>He yawned again.&mdash;"Oh, the Bookshop advertisement&mdash;and
+advertisements generally. It begins
+to look as if we should have to be less exclusive
+about these things. Strong tells me that it's unheard-of
+for a paper to refuse any advertisement it can get."</p>
+
+<p>"I mean when you got out the atlas."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;India, of course. The Indian policy.
+Strong isn't altogether satisfied about Prang. He
+seems to think he might get us into trouble."</p>
+
+<p>"How? Why?" Amory said, her eyes reflectively
+on the purring gas-jets.</p>
+
+<p>"Can't make out. Some fancy of his. The policy
+hasn't changed, and Prang hasn't changed. I
+wonder whether Wilkinson's right when he says
+Strong's put his hand to the plough but is now ...
+<i>ah!</i> That reminds me!&mdash;Were you here when that
+preposterous fellow&mdash;what's his name&mdash;Crabtree&mdash;rather
+let the cat out of the bag about Wilkinson?"</p>
+
+<p>"You mean about another paper? No. But
+Walter said something about it."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, by Jove! He seems to have it all cut-and-dried!
+Crabtree seems to think I knew all about it.
+Of course I did know that Wilkinson had a scheme,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
+but I'd no idea he was jumping ahead at that rate. I
+don't want two papers. One's getting rather serious."</p>
+
+<p>Still without looking at her husband, Amory said,
+"How, serious?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, the expense. I'm not sure that we didn't
+take the wrong line about the advertisements.
+Anyway, something will have to be done. Thirty
+pounds a week is getting too stiff. I'm seriously
+thinking of selling out from the Eden and the
+Bookshop. Do you know that with one thing and
+another we're down more than three thousand
+pounds this year?"</p>
+
+<p>Amory was surprised; but she realized instinctively
+that that was not the moment to show her surprise.
+Were she to show it, the moment would not be
+opportune for the raising of the subject of the fund,
+and she wanted to raise that subject. And she
+wanted to raise it in connexion with Cosimo and
+Britomart Belchamber. She continued to gaze at
+the log. The servants, she thought, might have
+taken the opportunity of dinner to sweep up the
+litter of cigarette-ends that surrounded it; and
+then she had a momentary fancy. It was, that the
+domestic relations that existed between herself and
+Cosimo were a thing that, like that mechanical
+substitute for a more generous fire, could be turned
+off and on as it were by the mere touching of a tap.
+She wondered what made her think of that....</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo had taken out his penknife and was
+scraping his nails, moodily running over items of
+disbursement as he scraped; and then the silence
+fell between them again.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It was Amory who broke it, and in doing so she
+turned her head for the first time. She gave her
+husband a look that meant that, though he might
+talk about expenses, she also had a subject.</p>
+
+<p>"Walter was excessively stupid to-night," she
+said abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>He said "Oh?" and went on scraping.</p>
+
+<p>"At the best he's never a model of tact, but I
+thought he rather overstepped the mark at dinner."</p>
+
+<p>Again he said "Oh?" and added, "What about?"</p>
+
+<p>"His manners. His ideas are all right, I suppose,
+but I'm getting rather tired of his platform-tricks."</p>
+
+<p>"His habit of illustration and so on?"</p>
+
+<p>"And his want of tact generally. In fact I'm
+not sure it isn't more than that. In a strange house
+it would have been simply a <i>faux pas</i>, but he knows
+us well enough, and the arrangement between us.
+He might at any rate wait till he's called in."</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo started on another nail.&mdash;"What arrangement?"
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>Again Amory gave him that look that might
+have told him that, though he might think that only
+a lot of money had gone, she knew that something
+far more vital had gone with it.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean that you didn't hear what he was
+saying about you and Britomart Belchamber?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I heard that, of course. Of course I heard
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well!"</p>
+
+<p>And this time their eyes met in a long look....</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo had only himself to thank for what<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>
+happened to him then. After all, you cannot watch
+a superb piece of female mechanism playing "Catching
+of Quails," and openly admire the way in which
+it can shut up like a clasp-knife and fold itself upon
+itself like a multiple lever, and pretend to be half in
+love with it lest sharp eyes should see that you are
+actually half in love with it, and take it for walks,
+and discuss Walter's Lectures with it, and tell it
+frequently how different things might have been had
+you been ten years younger, and warn it to be a good
+girl because of dangerous young men, and stroke
+its hair, and tell it what beautiful eyes it has, and
+kiss its hand from time to time, and walk with your
+arm protectingly about its waist, and so on and so
+forth, day after day&mdash;you cannot, after all, do these
+things and be entirely unflurried when your ever-so-slightly
+tiresome wife reminds you that, be it only
+by way of illustration, a young expert in such
+matters has coupled your name with that of the
+passive object of your philanderings. Nor can
+you reasonably be surprised when that wife gives
+you a long look, that doesn't reproach you for anything
+except for your stupidity or hypocrisy if you
+pretend not to understand, and then resumes her
+meditative gazing into a patent asbestos fire. Appearances
+<i>are</i> for the moment against you. You
+can<i>not</i> help for one moment seeing it as it must have
+appeared all the time to somebody else. Of course
+you know that you are in the right really, and the
+other person entirely wrong, and that with a little
+reasonableness on that other person's part you could
+make this perfectly clear; but you <i>are</i> rather<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>
+trapped, you know it, and the state of mind in which
+you find yourself is called by people who aren't
+anybody in particular "flurry."</p>
+
+<p>Which is perhaps rather a long way of saying that
+Cosimo was suddenly and entirely disconcerted.</p>
+
+<p>And his flurry included a certain crossness and
+impatience with Amory. She was&mdash;could be&mdash;only
+pretending. She knew perfectly well that there was
+nothing really. The least exercise of her imagination
+must have told her that to press Britomart Belchamber's
+hand, for example, was the most innocent
+of creature-comforts. Why, he had pressed it
+with Amory herself there; he had said, jokingly,
+and Amory had heard him, that it was a desirable hand
+to press, and he had pressed it. And so with
+Britomart's dancing of "Rufty Tufty." Amory,
+who, like Cosimo, had had an artist's training, ought
+to be the last person to deny that any eye so trained
+did not see a hundred beauties where eyes uneducated
+saw one only. And that of course meant chaste
+beauties. Such admiration was an exercise in
+analysis, not in amorousness.... No, it was
+far more likely that Amory was getting at him.
+She was smiling, a melancholy and indifferent little
+smile, at the asbestos log. She had no right to smile
+like that. It made him feel beastly. It made him
+so that he didn't know what to say....</p>
+
+<p>But she continued to smile, and when Cosimo did
+at last speak he hated himself for stammering.</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;but&mdash;but&mdash;oh, come, Amory, this <i>is</i>
+absurd! You're&mdash;you're tired! Me and Britomart!
+Oh, c-c-come!&mdash;&mdash;"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>And then it occurred to him that this was a
+ridiculous answer, and that the proper answer to
+have made would have been simply to laugh. He
+did laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha, ha, ha! By Jove, for the moment you
+almost took me in! You really did get a rise out of
+me that time! Congratulations.&mdash;And I admit it
+is rather cool of Walter to pounce on the first name
+that occurs to him and make use of it in that way.
+Deuced cool when you come to think of it. It seems
+to me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But again that quite calm and unreproaching
+look silenced him. There was a loftiness and
+serenity about it that reminded him of the Amory of
+four or five years before. And she spoke almost
+with a note of wonder at him in her tone.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Cosimo," she said very patiently,
+"what is the matter? You look at me as if I had
+accused you of something. Nothing was further
+from my thoughts. I suppose, when you examine
+it, it's a matter for congratulation, not accusation
+at all. As Walter said, I don't want to fly at
+anybody's eyes. We foresaw this, and provided
+for it, you know."</p>
+
+<p>At this cool taking for granted of a preposterous
+thing Cosimo's stammer became a splutter.&mdash;"But&mdash;but&mdash;but&mdash;,"
+he broke out: but Amory held up
+her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"I raise no objection. I've no right to. What
+earthly right have I, when I concurred before ever
+we were married?"</p>
+
+<p>"Concurred!... My dear girl, concurred in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>
+what? Really this is the most ridiculous situation
+I was ever in!"</p>
+
+<p>Amory raised her brows.&mdash;"Oh?... I don't
+see anything ridiculous about it. It received my
+sanction when Britomart stopped in the house, and
+I haven't changed my mind. As I say, we foresaw
+it, and provided for it."</p>
+
+<p>"'It!'" Cosimo could only pipe&mdash;one little
+note, high and thin as that of a piccolo. Amory
+continued.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not asking a single question about it. I'm
+not even curious. I didn't become your property
+when we married, and you're not mine. Our souls
+are our own, both of us. I think we were very wise
+to foresee it quite at the beginning.&mdash;And don't
+think I'm jealous. Perfectly truly, I wish you every
+happiness. Britomart's a very pretty girl, and
+nobody can say she's always making a display of her
+cleverness, like some of them. I respect your
+privacy, and want you to do the best you can with
+your life."</p>
+
+<p>The piccolo note changed to that of a bassoon.&mdash;"Amory&mdash;listen
+to me."</p>
+
+<p>"No. I'd <i>very</i> much rather not hear anything
+about it. As Walter said, Life <i>is</i> Love, and I only
+mentioned this at all to-night because there is one
+quite small practical detail that doesn't seem to me
+entirely satisfactory."</p>
+
+<p>She understood Cosimo to ask what that was.</p>
+
+<p>"This: You ought to be fair to her. I know
+you'll forgive my mentioning anything so vulgar,
+but it is&mdash;about money. She can't be expected to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span>
+think of such things herself just now,"&mdash;there were
+whole honeymoons in the reasonable little nod
+Amory gave,"&mdash;and so <i>I</i> mention it. It's my place
+to do so. For us all just to dip our hands into a
+common purse doesn't seem to me very satisfactory.
+She's rights too that I shouldn't dream of disputing.
+And don't think I'm assuming more than there
+actually is. I only mean that I don't see why, in
+certain events, you shouldn't, et cetera; that's
+all I mean. You see?... But I admit that for
+everybody's sake I should like things put on a
+proper footing without loss of time."</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo had begun to wander up and down among
+the saddlebag chairs. His slender fingers rested
+aimlessly on the backs of them from time to time.
+Amory thought that he was about to try the remaining
+notes within the compass of his voice, but instead
+he suddenly straightened himself. He appeared to
+have come to a resolution. He strode towards the
+door.</p>
+
+<p>"Where are you going?" Amory asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm going to fetch Britomart," he replied
+shortly. "This is preposterous."</p>
+
+<p>But again he hesitated, as perhaps Amory surmised
+he might. His offer, if it meant anything, ought to
+have meant that his conscience was so clear that
+Amory might catechize Britomart to her heart's
+content; but there <i>had</i> been those hair-strokings
+and hand-pattings, and&mdash;and&mdash;and Britomart, as
+Amory had said, was "not always making a display
+of her cleverness." She might, indeed, let fall
+something even more disconcerting than the rest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo was trying a bluff&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>In a word, between fetching Britomart and not
+fetching her, Amory had her husband by the short
+hairs.</p>
+
+<p>She mused.&mdash;"Just a moment," she said.</p>
+
+<p>And then she rose from the footstool, put one
+hand on the edge of the mantelpiece, and with the
+other drew up her skirt an inch or two and stretched
+out her slipper to the log.</p>
+
+<p>"It really isn't necessary to fetch Britomart," she
+said after a moment, looking up. "Fetch her if you
+prefer it, of course, but first I want to say something
+else&mdash;something quite different."</p>
+
+<p>That it was something quite different seemed to be
+a deep relief to Cosimo. He returned from the door
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"What's that?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"It's different," Amory said slowly, "but
+related. Let me think a moment how to put it....
+You were speaking a few minutes ago of selling out
+from the Eden and the Suffrage Shop. If I understand
+you, things aren't going altogether well."</p>
+
+<p>"They aren't," said Cosimo, almost grimly.</p>
+
+<p>"And then," Amory continued, "there's Mr.
+Prang. Neither you nor Strong seem very satisfied
+about him."</p>
+
+<p>"It's Strong who isn't satisfied. I've no
+complaints to make about Prang."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I've been thinking about that too, and I've
+had an idea. I'm not sure that after all Strong
+mayn't be right. I admit Prang states a case as
+well as it could be stated; the question is whether<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>
+it's quite the case we <i>want</i> stated. His case is ours
+to a large extent, but perhaps not altogether. And
+as matters stand we're in his hands about India,
+simply because he knows more about it than we
+do. You see what I mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not quite," said Cosimo.</p>
+
+<p>"No? Well, let me tell you what I've been
+thinking...."</p>
+
+<p>Those people who are nobodys, and have not had
+the enormous advantage of being taken by the hand
+by the somebodys, are under a misconception about
+daring and original ideas. The ideas seem original
+and daring to them because the processes behind
+them are hidden. The inferior mind does not realize
+of itself that every sudden and miraculous blooming
+is already an old story to somebody.</p>
+
+<p>But Cosimo occupied a sort of intermediary
+position between the sources of inspiration and the
+flat levels of popular understanding. Remember,
+he was in certain ways one of the public; but at
+the same time he was the author of the "<i>Life and
+Work</i>." He took his Amory, so to speak, nascent.
+Therefore, when she gave utterance to a splendour,
+he credited himself with just that measure of participation
+in it that causes us humbler ones, when we
+see the airman's spiral, to fancy our own hands
+upon the controls, or, when we read a great book,
+to sun ourselves in the flattering delusion that we
+do not merely read, but, in some mysterious sense,
+participate in the writing of it also.</p>
+
+<p>And so the words which Amory spoke now&mdash;words
+which would have caused you or me to give a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span>
+gasp of admiration&mdash;affected him less extraordinarily.</p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you go to India and see for yourself?"
+she said.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, Cosimo was not altogether unaffected.
+Even to his accustomed ear it was rather stupendous,
+and, if he hadn't been again uneasily wondering
+whether he dared risk having Britomart down
+when Amory should return to the former subject
+again, might have been more stupendous still. He
+resumed his walk along the saddlebag chairs, and,
+when at last he did speak, did not mar a high occasion
+with too much vulgar demonstrativeness.</p>
+
+<p>"That's an idea," he said simply.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, Mr. Chamberlain went to South
+Africa," Amory replied, as simply.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Cosimo thoughtfully.... "It's
+certainly an idea."</p>
+
+<p>"And you know how people have been getting
+at the 'Novum' lately, and even suggesting that
+Prang was merely a pen-name for Wilkinson himself."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if you went, for six months, say, or even
+three, nobody'd be able to say after that that you
+didn't know all about it."</p>
+
+<p>"No," Cosimo replied.</p>
+
+<p>"The stupid people go. Why not the people
+with eyes and minds?"</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly," said Cosimo, resuming his walk.</p>
+
+<p>Then, as if he had been a mere you or a simple
+me, the beauty of the idea did begin to work a little
+in him. He walked for a space longer, and then,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span>
+turning, said almost with joy, "I say, Amory&mdash;would
+you <i>like</i> to go?"</p>
+
+<p>But Amory did not look up from the slippered
+foot she had again begun to warm.&mdash;"Oh, I shouldn't
+go," she said absently.</p>
+
+<p>"You mean me to go by myself?" said Cosimo,
+the joy vanishing again.</p>
+
+<p>Then it was that Amory returned to the temporarily
+relinquished subject again.</p>
+
+<p>"Well ...," she said, with a return of the quiet
+and wan but brave smile, "... I've nothing to
+do with that. I shouldn't set detectives to watch
+you. I was speaking for the moment purely from
+the point of view of the 'Novum's' policy.&mdash;But
+I see what you mean."</p>
+
+<p>But Cosimo didn't mean that at all. He interposed
+eagerly, anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"You <i>do</i> jump to conclusions!"&mdash;he began.</p>
+
+<p>"My <i>dear</i> Cosimo," she put up her hand, "I'm
+doing nothing of the kind. As I said, the other
+isn't my affair. Oh, I do wish you'd believe that I
+was perfectly calm about it! As Emerson said, soul
+ought to speak to soul from the top of Olympus or
+something, and, except that I want you to be
+happy, it's a matter of indifference to me who you go
+with. Do try to see that, Cosimo. Let's try to
+behave like civilized beings. We agreed long ago
+that sex was only a matter of accident. Don't let's
+make it so hatefully pivotal. After all, what practical
+difference would it make?"</p>
+
+<p>But this was too much for Cosimo. He must
+have Britomart down and take his chance, that was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>
+all. At the worst, he did not see how Amory could
+be so unreasonable that a hand-pat or a hair-stroke
+or two could not be put before her in the
+proper light.</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately, the trouble was, not that she made
+a fuss, but that she made so little fuss....</p>
+
+<p>Again he moved towards the door.</p>
+
+<p>But Miss Belchamber herself, as it happened, saved
+him the trouble of fetching her. Their hands were
+at the door at the same moment, his inside, hers
+outside. She entered. She was wrapped in the
+large black-and-gold Chinese dressing-gown Cosimo
+had given her for a Christmas present, and there
+were pantofles on her bare feet, and her hair hung
+down her back in two enormous yellow plaits.
+She was eating a large piece of cake.</p>
+
+<p>"I've left the hot water tap running," she announced.
+"I hadn't gone to bed. Does anybody
+else want a bath? I like lots of hot baths. I
+came down for a piece of cake."</p>
+
+<p>She crossed to the sofa, crammed the last piece
+of cake into her mouth, dusted the crumbs from
+her fingers, tucked the dressing-gown close under
+her, and with her fingers began softly to perform the
+motions of <i>p&eacute;trissage</i> upon herself in the region of the
+<i>erectors spinae</i>. As she did so she again spoke,
+placidly and syllabically.</p>
+
+<p>"I made a mistake," she said. "Father's
+forty-six. Next June. And I shall go to Walter's
+new Lecture. He's in the guard's van. I mean the
+van-guard. And Prince Ead-mond's is in the
+van-guard too. Especially Miss Miles. She says<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span>
+the Saturn-alia is a time of great li-cen-tiousness and
+dancing. Are they going to start it soon?"</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo was nervous again. He cleared his
+throat.&mdash;"Britomart&mdash;," he began; but Miss Belchamber
+went on.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope they are. Walter says it would be a very
+good thing. I shall dance 'Rufty Tufty.' And 'The
+Black Nag.' I love 'The Black Nag.' That's
+why I'm having a hot bath. Hot baths open the
+pores, or sweat-ducts. Then you close them again
+with a cold sponge. I always close them again
+with a cold sponge."</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo cleared his throat again and had another
+try.&mdash;"Listen, Britomart&mdash;we were talking about
+you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Belchamber looked complacently at her
+crossed Parian-marble ankles. Then she raised
+one of them, and her fingers explored the common
+tendon of the soleus and gastrocnemius.</p>
+
+<p>"The soleus," she said, "acts when the knee-joint
+is flexed. In 'Rufty Tufty' it acts. Both of
+them, of course. And the manage-ment of the
+breath is very im-portant. It would be a very good
+thing if every-body opened their windows and took
+a hun-dred deep breaths before the Saturn-alia
+begins. I shall, and I shall make Corin and Bonniebell.
+Or won't they be able to go if it's very late?
+If it's after their bedtime I could bring them away
+early and then go back. I am so looking forward to
+it."</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo made a third attempt.&mdash;"Britomart&mdash;",
+he said gravely.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"What?" said Miss Belchamber.</p>
+
+<p>"I want to tell you about a rather important
+discussion we've been having&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Then shall I go and turn the tap off? The
+water will run cold. Then the sweat-ducts would
+have to be closed before they are opened, and that's
+wrong."</p>
+
+<p>But this time Amory had moved towards the door.
+Cosimo, and not she, had wanted Miss Belchamber
+down, and now that he had got her he might amuse
+her. She thought he looked extremely foolish, but
+that was his look-out; she was going to bed. It
+seemed an entirely satisfactory moment in which to
+do so. She had managed better than she had hoped.
+The question of the fund had been satisfactorily
+raised, and it was obvious that the "Novum"
+would gain by having somebody on the spot, somebody
+perhaps less biassed than Mr. Prang, to
+advise upon its Indian policy. At the door she
+turned her nasturtium-coloured head.</p>
+
+<p>"You might think over what I've been saying,"
+she said. "We can talk of it again in a day or two.
+Especially my second suggestion, that about the
+'Novum.' That seems to me very well worth
+considering. Good night."</p>
+
+<p>And she passed out, leaving Cosimo plucking his
+lip irresolutely, and Miss Britomart Belchamber
+deeply interested in the common tendon of the other
+soleus and gastrocnemius.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>Part III</h2>
+
+
+
+<h2>I</h2>
+
+<h3>LITMUS</h3>
+
+
+<p>It was on an afternoon in May, and the window
+of Dorothy's flat overlooking the pond was wide
+open. Ruffles of wind chased one another from
+moment to moment across the water, and the swans,
+guarding their cygnets, policed the farther bank,
+where dogs ran barking. The two elder Bits played
+in the narrow strip of garden below; again the frieze
+of the room was a soft net of rippling light; and the
+brightness of the sun&mdash;or so Ruth Mossop declared&mdash;had
+put the fire out.</p>
+
+<p>Ruth was alone in the flat. As she passed between
+the pond-room and the kitchen, re-lighting the fire,
+"sweeping in," and preparing tea, she sang cheerfully
+to herself "<i>A few more years shall roll, a few more
+sorrows come</i>." Ruth considered that the sorrows
+would probably come by means of the youngest
+Bit. He ought (she said) to have been a little girl.
+Then, in after years, he might have been a bit of
+comfort to his mother. Boys, in Ruth's experience,
+were rarely that.</p>
+
+<p>As she put the cakes for tea into the oven of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span>
+stove there came a milk-call from below. Ruth
+leaned out of the lift-window, and there ensued a
+conversation with the white-jacketed milk-boy.</p>
+
+<p>"Saw your guv'nor last night," the boy grinned.</p>
+
+<p>"Where's that cream I ordered, and that quart
+of nursery milk? You can't mind your business
+for thinking of picture palaces."</p>
+
+<p>"Keep your 'air on; coming up now.&mdash;I say, they
+put 'is 'ead under a steam-'ammer. I said it was a
+dummy, but Gwen said it wasn't. <i>Was</i> it 'im?"</p>
+
+<p>"You mind your own interference, young man,
+and leave others to mind theirs; you ought to have
+something better to do with your threepences than
+collecting cigarette cards and taking girls to the
+pictures."</p>
+
+<p>"It was in '<i>Bullseye Bill: A Drarmer of Love
+an' 'Ate</i>'&mdash;'Scoundrel, 'ow dare you speak those
+words to a pure wife an' mother on the very threshold
+of the 'Ouse of&mdash;&mdash;'"</p>
+
+<p>"That's enough, young man&mdash;we don't want
+language Taken in Vain here&mdash;and you can tell 'em
+at your place we're leaving soon."</p>
+
+<p>"But <i>was</i> that 'im in the long whiskers at the
+end, when the powder magazine blew up?"</p>
+
+<p>But Ruth, taking her cans, shut down the window
+and returned to the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>"'Then O, my Lord, prepare&mdash;&mdash;'" she crooned
+as she gave a peep into the oven and then clanged the
+door to again, "'My soul for that blest day&mdash;&mdash;'"</p>
+
+<p>They were leaving soon. Already the sub-letting
+of the flat was in an agent's hands, and soon Stan
+would be braving the perils of his career no longer.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span>
+Dorothy had unfolded her idea to her aunt, and Lady
+Tasker had raised no objection, provided Dorothy
+could raise the money by bringing Aunt Eliza into
+line.</p>
+
+<p>"It's as good as Maypoles and Village Players
+anyway," she had said, "and I'm getting too old to
+run about as I have done.&mdash;By the way, is it true
+that Cosimo Pratt's gone to India?"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy had replied that it was true.</p>
+
+<p>"Hm! What for? To dance round another
+Maypole?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know, auntie. I've seen very little of
+them."</p>
+
+<p>"Has she gone?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"No more babies yet, I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Well ... you'd better see your Aunt Eliza.
+She's got all the money that's left.&mdash;But I don't
+see how you're going to get any very much out of
+Tony and Tim."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'll see they don't impose on me as they've
+been imposing on you!... So I may move that
+billiard-table, and alter the gun-room?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, if you pay for it."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks&mdash;you are a dear!..."</p>
+
+<p>By what arts Dorothy had contrived to lay Aunt
+Eliza under contribution doesn't matter very much
+here. Among themselves the Lennards and Taskers
+might quarrel, but they presented an unbroken front
+to the world&mdash;and Dorothy, for Aunt Eliza's special
+benefit, managed to make the world in some degree<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>
+a party to her project. That is to say, that a paragraph
+had appeared in certain newspapers, announcing
+that an experiment of considerable interest, etc.,
+the expenses of which were already guaranteed, and
+so forth, was about to be tried in the County of
+Shropshire, where "The Brear," the residence of
+the late Sir Noel Tasker, was already in course of
+alteration. And so on, in Dorothy's opinion,
+neither too much nor too little for her design....
+It had been a public committance of the family, and it
+had worked the oracle with Aunt Eliza. Rather than
+have a public squabble about it, she had come in
+with her thousand, the work was now well advanced,
+and the venerable sinner who had recited the poems
+printed by Cosimo Pratt's Village Press was in
+charge of the job. Dorothy, hurriedly weaning the
+youngest Bit, had run down to Ludlow for the
+express purpose of announcing to him that it was
+a job, and not an aesthetic jollification.</p>
+
+<p>Moreover, at that time she had half a hundred
+other matters to attend to; for Stan, escaping from
+powder-magazines as the last inch of fuse sputtered,
+and fervently hoping that the man had made no
+mistake about the length of stroke of the Nasmyth
+hammer under which he put his devoted head,
+could give her little help. Besides her own approaching
+<i>d&eacute;m&eacute;nagement</i>, she had much of the care of that
+of her aunt. As Stan's earnings were barely sufficient
+for the current expenses of the household, she
+still had to turn to odds and ends of her old advertisement
+work. She had&mdash;Quis custodiet?&mdash;the
+nurse to look after, and the tradesmen, and letters,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>
+and callers, and Ruth. In short, a simple inversion
+of her aunt's dictum about the Pratts&mdash;"Too much
+money and not enough to do"&mdash;would have fitted
+Dorothy's case to a nicety.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, as another burden more or less would
+make little difference to one already so burdened,
+Dorothy had added still further to her cares. Ever
+since that day when Lady Tasker had come bareheaded
+out of her house and had spoken to Amory
+Pratt outside the Victoria and Albert Museum, Dorothy
+had had her sometime friend constantly on her
+mind. She had spoken of her to her aunt, who had
+again shown herself deplorably illiberal and incisive.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't pretend to understand the modern young
+woman," she had remarked carelessly. "Half of
+'em seem to upset their bodies with too much study,
+and the other half to play hockey till they're little
+better than fools. I suppose it's all right, and that
+somebody knows what they're about.... I often
+wonder what they'd have done, though, if it hadn't
+been for Sappho and Madame Curie.... By the
+way," she had gone irrelevantly on without a
+break, "does she <i>want</i> any more children besides
+those twins?"...</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, Dorothy had had Amory so much on
+her mind that twice since Cosimo's departure for
+India she had been up to The Witan in search of her.
+After all, if anybody was to blame for anything it
+was Cosimo. But on neither occasion had Amory
+been at home. Dorothy had left messages, to which
+she had received no reply; and so she had gone a
+third time&mdash;had gone, as it happened, on that very<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span>
+afternoon when Ruth sang "A few more years shall
+roll" as she made the hot cakes for tea. This time
+she had persuaded Katie Deedes to come with her&mdash;for
+Katie had left the Eden, was out of a job, and
+for the time being had afternoon hours to spare.</p>
+
+<p>But again they had failed to find Amory, and
+Dorothy and Katie took a turn round the Heath
+before returning to the flat for tea. As they walked
+along the hawthorn hedge that runs towards Parliament
+Hill and South Hill Park they talked. Kites
+were flying on the Hill; the Highgate Woods and
+the white spire showed like a pale pastel in the
+Spring sunshine; and from the prows of a score of
+prams growing babies leaned out like the figureheads
+of ships.</p>
+
+<p>"That's where Billie was born," said Dorothy,
+nodding towards the backs of the houses that make
+the loop of South Hill Park.</p>
+
+<p>Katie only said "Oh?" She too had caught
+the uneasiness about Amory. And what Katie
+thought was very soon communicated.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, Dot," she broke suddenly out, "you've
+no idea of what a&mdash;what a funny lot they are really....
+No, I haven't told you&mdash;I haven't told you
+<i>half</i>! It's everything they do. Why, the nurse
+practised for months and months at a school where
+they washed a celluloid baby&mdash;I'm not joking&mdash;she
+did&mdash;a life-sized one&mdash;they did it in class, and
+dressed it, and put it to sleep&mdash;as if <i>that</i> would be
+any good at all with a real one!... And really&mdash;I'm
+not prudish, as you know, Dot&mdash;but the way
+they used to sit about, in a dressing-gown or a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>
+nightgown or anything&mdash;I don't mean when there
+was a <i>big</i> crowd there, of course, but just a few of
+them&mdash;Walter, and Mr. Brimby, and Edgar Strong&mdash;and
+all of them going quite red in the face with
+puremindedness! At any rate, I never did think
+<i>that</i> was quite the thing!"</p>
+
+<p>She spoke with great satisfaction of the point of
+the New Law she had not broken. It seemed to
+make up for those she had.</p>
+
+<p>"And those casts and paintings and things about&mdash;it's
+all right being an artist, of course, but if I
+ever got married, <i>I</i> shouldn't like casts and paintings
+of me about for everybody to see like that!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, just look at that hawthorn!" Dorothy
+interrupted.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, lovely.&mdash;And Walter talking about Dionysus,
+and what Lycurgus thought would be a very
+good way of preventing jealousy, and a lot more
+about Greeks and Romans and Patagonians and
+Esquimaux! Do you know, Dot, I don't believe
+they know anything at all about it&mdash;not <i>really</i>
+know, I mean! I don't see how they can! One
+man might know a little bit about a part of it, and
+another man a little bit about another part&mdash;and
+that would be rather a lot, seeing how long ago it
+all is&mdash;but Walter knows it <i>all</i>! At any rate
+nobody can contradict him. But what does it
+matter to us to-day, Dorothy? What <i>does</i> it
+matter?... Of course I don't mean they're
+wicked. But&mdash;but&mdash;in some ways I can't help
+thinking it would be better to <i>be</i> wicked as long as
+you didn't say anything about it&mdash;&mdash;!"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't think they're wicked," said Dorothy
+placidly. But the 'vert went eagerly on.</p>
+
+<p>"That's just it!" she expounded. "Walter
+says 'wicked's' only a relative term. If you face
+the truth boldly, all the time, lots of things
+wouldn't be wicked at all, he says. And I believe
+he's really awfully devoted to Laura&mdash;in his way&mdash;though
+he does talk about these things with Britomart
+Belchamber sitting there in her nightgown.
+But it's always the <i>same bit</i> of truth they face boldly.
+They never think of going in for astronomy&mdash;or
+crystal-what-is-it&mdash;crystallography&mdash;or something
+chilly&mdash;and face that boldly&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy laughed.&mdash;"You absurd girl!"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;but no. It's always whether people wear
+clothes because they're modest or whether they're
+modest because they wear clothes, or something like
+that.&mdash;And Walter begins it&mdash;and then Laura
+chimes in, and then Cosimo, and then Amory, and
+then Dickie&mdash;and when they've said it all on Monday
+they say it again on Tuesday, and Wednesday, and
+every day&mdash;and I don't know what they've decided
+even yet&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, here we are," Dorothy said as she reached
+her own door. "Let's have some tea.... Mr.
+Miller hasn't been in yet, has he, Ruth?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, m'm."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we'll have tea now, and you can make some
+fresh when he comes. And keep some cakes hot."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Miller's visit that afternoon had to do with a
+care so trifling that Dorothy merely took it in her
+stride. She had not found&mdash;she knew that she<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>
+would never find&mdash;the "Idee" that Mr. Miller
+wanted; but if no Idees except real ones were ever
+called Idees we should be in a very bad way in this
+world. She knew that there is always a middling
+chance that if you state a pseudo-Idee solemnly
+enough, and trick it out with circumstance enough,
+and set people talking enough about it, it will prove
+just as serviceable as the genuine article; and she
+was equally familiar, as we have seen, with that
+beautiful and compensating Law by which quick
+and original minds are refused money when they
+are producing of their best but overwhelmed with
+it when their brains have become as dry as baked
+sponges. She had given Mr. Miller quite good Idees
+in the past; she had no objection to being paid over
+again for them now; and if they really had been
+new ones they would have been of no use to Mr.
+Miller for at least ten years to come. That is why the
+art of advertisement is so comparatively advanced.
+Any other art would have taken twenty years.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore, as she remembered the exceeding flimsiness
+of the one poor Idee she had, she had resolved
+that Mr. Miller's eyes should be diverted as much as
+possible from the central lack, and kept to the bright
+irrelevancies with which she would adorn it. The
+Idee was that of the Litmus Layette ... but here
+we may as well skip a few of Katie's artless betrayals
+of her former friends, and come to the moment when
+Mr. Miller, with his Edward the Sixth shoulders,
+appeared, bowed, was introduced to Katie, bowed
+again, sat down, and was regaled with hot cakes and
+conversation. He had risen and bowed again, by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span>
+the way, when Dorothy, for certain reasons of policy,
+had mentioned Katie's relationship to the great Sir
+Joseph Deedes, and Katie had told of a stand-up
+fight she had had with her uncle's Marshal about
+admittance to his lordship's private room.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, that's something I've learned to-day,"
+Mr. Miller magnanimously admitted, sitting down
+again. "So your English Judges have Marshals! I
+was under the impression that that was a military
+title, like Marshal Macmann and Field-Marshal Sir
+Evelyn Wood. Well now.... And how might
+Judge Deedes' Marshal be dressed, Miss Deedes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not 'Judge' Deedes," said Katie smiling.
+"That's a County Court Judge." And she explained.
+Mr. Miller opened his eyes wide.</p>
+
+<p>"Is that so-o-o? Well now, if that isn't interesting!
+That's noos. He's a Honourable with a 'u' in
+it, and a Sir, and you call him his Lordship, and he's
+Mister Justice Deedes! Ain't that English!...
+Now let me see if I'm on the track of it. 'Your
+Worship'&mdash;that's a Magistrate. 'Your Honour'&mdash;that's
+the other sort of Judge. And 'My Lord'&mdash;that's
+Miss Deedes' uncle. And an English Judge
+has a Marshal.... Do you recollect our Marshals,
+Mrs. Stan?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Building (as it now appeared) even better than
+he knew, Mr. Miller had, in the past, granted the
+rank of Marshal to Messrs. Hallowell and Smiths'
+shopwalkers.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy's reason for thus flagrantly introducing
+Sir Joseph's name was this:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Katie had left the Eden, and she herself was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>
+presently off to Ludlow. Thus there was the
+possible reversion of a job of sorts going a-begging.
+Katie might as well have it as anybody else. Dorothy
+had strictly enjoined upon her impulsive friend that
+on no account was she to contradict or disclaim
+anything she, Dorothy, might choose to say on her
+behalf to Mr. Miller; and she intended that the credit,
+such as it was, of the last Idee she even intended
+to propose to Mr. Miller&mdash;the Litmus Layette&mdash;should
+be Katie's start. Once started she would
+have to look after herself.</p>
+
+<p>So when Mr. Miller passed from the subject of
+Hallowell and Smiths' Marshals to that of his long-hoped-for
+Idee, Dorothy was ready for him. Avoiding
+the weak spot, she enlarged on the tradition&mdash;very
+different from a mere superstition&mdash;that, in Layettes,
+blue stood always for a boy and pink for a girl.</p>
+
+<p>"You see," she said, "this is England when
+all's said, and we're <i>fright</i>fully conservative. Don't
+condemn it just because it wouldn't go in New
+York.... You've heard of the Willyhams, of
+course?" she broke off suddenly to ask.</p>
+
+<p>"I cann't say I have, Mrs. Stan. But I'm sitting
+here. Tell me. They're a Fam'ly, I presoom?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Upshire's their title. Now that title's
+descended in the female line ever since Charles the
+First. Ever since then the Willyham Layettes
+have been pink as a matter of course. And now, not
+a month ago, there was a boy, and they had to rush
+off and get blue at the very last moment.... Let
+me see, your children are little girls, aren't they?"
+she again interrupted herself to say.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Three little goils, Mrs. Stan, with black-and-white
+check frocks and large black bows in their hair."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and mine are boys. Blue for me and pink
+for you. But we'll come to that in a moment.&mdash;The
+thing that really strikes me as extraordinary
+is that in all these ages, with all the countless babies
+that have been born, we don't know <i>yet</i> which it's
+going to be!... And I don't think we ever shall.
+Now just think what that means&mdash;not just to a
+Royal House, with a whole succession depending on
+it, and crowns and dynasties and things&mdash;but to
+<i>every</i> woman! You see the <i>tremendous</i> interest they
+take in it at once!&mdash;But I don't know whether a
+man can ever understand that&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She paused.</p>
+
+<p>"Go on, Mrs. Stan&mdash;I want the feminine point of
+voo," said Mr. Miller.&mdash;"The man ain't broken Post
+Toasties yet that has more reverence for motherhood
+than what I have&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I know," said Dorothy bashfully. "But it
+isn't the same&mdash;being a father. It's&mdash;it's different.
+It's not the same. I doubt whether <i>any</i> man knows
+what it means to us as we wait and wonder&mdash;and wait
+and wonder&mdash;day after day&mdash;day after day&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Here she dropped her eyes. Here also Mr. Miller
+dropped his head.</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't the same&mdash;being a father&mdash;it's different,"
+Dorothy was heard to murmur.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Miller breathed something about the holiest
+spot on oith.</p>
+
+<p>"So you see," Dorothy resumed presently, hoping
+that Mr. Miller did not see. "It's the nearest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span>
+subject of all to us. The very first question we ask
+one another is, 'Do you hope it's a little boy or a
+little girl?' And as it's impossible to tell, it's
+impossible for us to make our preparations. Lady
+Upshire doesn't know one bit more about it than the
+poorest woman in the streets. And this in an age
+that boasts of its Science!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mr. Miller, giving it consideration,
+"that's ver-ry true. I ain't a knocker; I don't
+want to get knocking our men of science; but it's
+a fact they cann't tell. I recollect Mrs. Miller
+saying to me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;look at it from Mrs. Miller's point of
+view&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I remember Mrs. Miller using the ver-ry woids
+you've just used, Mrs. Stan. (I hope this don't
+jolt Miss Deedes too much; it's ver-ry interessting).
+And that's one sure thing, that it ain't a cinch for
+Mrs. Bradley Martin any more than what it is for
+any poor lady stenographer at so many dallars per.
+But&mdash;if you'll pardon me putting the question in
+that form&mdash;where's the <i>point</i>, Mrs. Stan? What's
+the reel prapasition?"</p>
+
+<p>This being precisely what Dorothy was rather
+carefully avoiding, again she smiled bashfully and
+dropped her head, as if once more calling on those
+profound reserves of Mr. Miller's veneration for
+motherhood. These even profounder reserves, of
+Mr. Miller's veneration for dallars, were too much to
+the point altogether.</p>
+
+<p>"I was afraid you wouldn't understand," she
+sighed.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"But," said Mr. Miller earnestly, "give me
+something to get a hold of, Mrs. Stan. I ain't calling
+the psychological prapasition down any; a business
+man has to be psychologist all the time; but he
+wants it straight. Straight psychology. The feminine
+point of voo, but practical. It ain't for Harvard.
+It's for Hallowell and Smith's."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Dorothy, "it's Miss Deedes' idea
+really&mdash;and it would never have occurred to her if
+it hadn't been for Lady Upshire&mdash;would it Katie?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Katie.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well. Suppose Lady Upshire had had the
+Litmus Layette. All she would have had to do
+would have been to take the ribbons out&mdash;the work of
+a moment&mdash;the pink ribbons&mdash;dip them in the
+preparation&mdash;and there they'd have been, ready for
+immediate use. And blue ones would be dipped in
+the other solution and of course they'd have turned
+pink.... You see, you can't alter the baby, but
+you can alter the ribbons. And it isn't only ribbons.
+A woolly jacket&mdash;or a pram-rug&mdash;or socks&mdash;or
+anything&mdash;I think it's an exceedingly clever Idea of
+Miss Deedes!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Miller gave it attention. Then he looked up.</p>
+
+<p>"Would it woik?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Dorothy ... "it works in chemistry.
+But that's not the principal thing. It's its value as
+an advertisement that's the real thing. Think of
+the window-dressing!&mdash;Blue and pink, changing
+before people's very eyes!&mdash;Just think how&mdash;I
+mean, it interests <i>every</i> woman! They'd stand in
+front of the window, and think&mdash;but you're a man.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span>
+Mrs. Miller would understand.... Anyhow, you
+would get crowds of people, and that's what you
+want&mdash;crowds of people&mdash;that's its advertisement-value.&mdash;And
+then when you got them inside it
+would be like having the hooks at one end of the
+shop and the eyes at the other&mdash;a hook's no good
+without an eye, so they have to walk past half a
+mile of counters, and you sell them all sort of things
+on the way. <i>I</i> think there's a great deal in it!"</p>
+
+<p>"It's a Stunt," Mr. Miller conceded, as if in spite
+of himself he must admit thus much. "It's soitainly
+a Stunt. But I'm not sure it's a reel Idee."</p>
+
+<p>"That," said Dorothy with conviction, "would
+depend entirely in your own belief in it. If you
+did it as thoroughly as you've done lots of other
+things&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"It's soitainly a Stunt, Miss Deedes," Mr. Miller
+mused....</p>
+
+<p>He was frowningly meditating on the mystic
+differences between a Stunt and an Idee, and was
+perhaps wondering how the former would demean
+itself if he took the risk of promoting it to the dignity
+of the latter, when the bell was heard to ring. A
+moment later Ruth opened the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Lady Tasker," she said.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker entered a little agitatedly, with an
+early edition of the "Globe" crumpled in her hand.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>II</h2>
+
+<h3>BY THE WAY</h3>
+
+
+<p>Lady Tasker never missed the "Globe's"
+<i>By the Way</i> column, and there was a curious,
+mocking, unpleasant By-the-Way-ishness about the
+announcement she made as she entered. There is a
+special psychological effect, in the Harvard and not
+in the Hallowell and Smith's sense, when you come
+unexpectedly in print upon news that affects yourself.
+The multiplicity of newspapers notwithstanding,
+revelation still hits the ear less harshly than it does
+the eye; telling is still private and intimate, type a
+trumpeting to all the world at once. Dorothy
+looked at the pink page Lady Tasker had thrust into
+her hand as if it also, like the Litmus Layette, had
+turned blue before her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Not</i> Sir Benjamin who used to come and see
+father!" she said, dazed.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Tasker had had time, on her way to the flat,
+to recover a little.</p>
+
+<p>"There's only one Sir Benjamin Collins that I know
+of," she answered curtly.</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;but&mdash;it <i>can't</i> be!&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Of course there was no reason in the world why
+it couldn't. Quite on the contrary, there was that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>
+best of all reasons why it could&mdash;it had happened.
+Three bullet-wounds are three undeniable reasons.
+It was the third, the brief account said, that had
+proved fatal.</p>
+
+<p>"They say the finest view in Asia's Bombay
+from the stern of a steamer," said Lady Tasker,
+with no expression whatever. "I think your friend
+Mr. Cosimo Pratt will be seeing it before very long."</p>
+
+<p>But Dorothy was white. <i>Their</i> Sir Benjamin!...
+Why, as a little girl she had called him "Uncle Ben!"
+He had not been an uncle really, of course, but she
+had called him that. She could remember the
+smell of his cigars, and the long silences as he had
+played chess with her father, and his hands with the
+coppery hair on them, and his laugh, and the way
+the markhor at the Zoo had sniffed at his old patoo-coat,
+just as cats now sniffed at her own set of civet
+furs. And she had married him one day in the
+nursery, when she had been about ten, and he had
+taken her to the Pantomime that afternoon for a
+Honeymoon&mdash;and then, when she had really married
+Stan, he had given her the very rugs that were on her
+bedroom floor at this moment.</p>
+
+<p>And, if this pink paper was to be believed, an
+Invisible Man had shot at him three times, and at the
+third shot had killed him.</p>
+
+<p>She had not heard her aunt's words about Cosimo.
+She had been standing with her hand in Mr. Miller's,
+having put it there when he had risen to take himself
+off and forgotten to withdraw it again. Then Mr.
+Miller had gone, and Dorothy had stood looking
+stupidly at her aunt.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"What did you say?" she said. "You said
+something about Cosimo Pratt."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you go, Katie; I want to talk to you
+presently.&mdash;Sit down, Dot.&mdash;Get her a drink of
+water."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy sat heavily down and put out one hand
+for the paper again.&mdash;"What did you say?" she
+asked once more.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind just now. Put your head back
+and close your eyes for a minute."...</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>That was the rather unpleasant, By-the-Way part
+of it. For of course it was altogether By-the-Way
+when you looked at the matter broadly. Amory
+could have explained this with pellucid clearness.
+The murder of a Governor?... Of course, if you
+happened to have known that Governor, and to have
+married him in a child's game when you were ten
+and he forty, and to have gone on writing letters to
+him telling him all the news about your babies, and
+to have had letters back from him signed "Uncle
+Ben"&mdash;well, nobody would think it unnatural of you
+to be a little shocked at the news of his assassination;
+but Amory could easily have shown that that shock,
+when you grew a little calmer and came to think
+clearly about it, would be only a sort of extension of
+your own egotism. Governors didn't really matter
+one bit more because you were fond of them. Everybody
+had somebody fond of them. Why, then, make
+a disproportionate fuss about a single (and probably
+corrupt) official, when thousands suffered gigantic
+wrongs? The desirable thing was to look at these<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span>
+things broad-mindedly, and not selfishly. It was
+selfish, selfish and egotistical, to expect the whole
+March of Progress to stop because you happened to
+be fond of somebody (who probably hadn't been
+one bit better than he ought to have been). These
+pompous people of the official classes were always
+bragging about their readiness to lay down their
+lives for their country; very well; they had no
+right to grumble when they were taken at their
+word. Ruskin had expressed much the same
+thought rather finely when he had said that a soldier
+wasn't paid for killing, but for being killed. Some
+people seemed to want it both ways&mdash;to go on
+drawing their money while they were alive, and then
+to have an outcry raised when they got shot. In
+strict justice they ought to have been, not merely
+shot, but blown from the mouths of guns; but of
+course neither Amory nor anybody else wanted
+to go quite so far as that.... Nevertheless,
+perspective was needed&mdash;perspective, and vision of
+such scope that you had a clear mental picture, not
+of misguided individuals, who must die some time
+or other and might as well do so in the discharge of
+what it pleased them to call their "duty," but of
+millions of our gentle and dark-skinned brothers,
+waiting in rows with baskets on their heads (and
+making simply ripping friezes) while the Banks paid
+in pennies, and then holding lots of righteous and
+picturesque Meetings, all about Tyrant England and
+throwing off the Yoke. Amory would have conceded
+that she had never had an Uncle Ben; but if she
+had had fifty Uncle Bens she would still have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span>
+hoped to keep some small sense of proportion about
+these things.</p>
+
+<p>But that again only showed anybody who was
+anybody how hopelessly behind the noble movements
+of her time Dorothy was. The sense of proportion
+never entered her head. She gave a little shiver, even
+though the day was warm, and then that insufferable
+old aunt of hers, who might be a "Lady" but
+had no more tact than to interfere with people's
+liberty in the street, praised her gently when she
+came round a bit, and said she was taking it very
+bravely, when the truth was that she really ought to
+have condemned her for her absurd weakness and
+lack of the sense of relative values. No, there would
+have been no doubt at all about it in Amory's mind:
+that it was these people, who talked so egregiously
+about "firm rule," who were the real sentimentalists,
+and the others of the New Imperialism, with their
+real grasp of the true and humane principles of
+government, who were the downright practical
+folk....</p>
+
+<p>All this fuss about a single Governor, of whom
+Mr. Prang himself had said (and there was no gentler
+soul living than Mr. Prang) that his extortions had
+been a byword and his obstinacy proof positive of
+his innate weakness!&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>But Amory was not in the pond-room that day,
+and so Dorothy's sickly display of emotion went
+unchecked. The nurse herded the Bits together,
+but they were not admitted for their usual tea-time
+romp. Indeed, Dorothy said presently, "Do you
+mind if I leave you for a few minutes with Katie,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>
+auntie?" She went into her bedroom and did not
+return. Of all his "nieces" she had been his
+favourite; her foot caught in one of his Kabuli
+mats as she entered the bedroom. She lay down
+on her bed. She longed for Stan to come and put
+his arms about her.</p>
+
+<p>He came in before Lady Tasker had finished her
+prolonged questioning of Katie. Aunt Grace told
+him where Dorothy was. Then she and Katie left
+together.</p>
+
+<p>The newspapers showed an excellent sense of
+proportion about the incident. In the earlier
+evening editions the death of Sir Benjamin was nicely
+balanced by the 4.30 winners; and then a popular
+actor's amusing replies in the witness-box naturally
+overshadowed everything else. And, to anticipate a
+little, on the following day the "Times" showed itself
+to be, as usual, hopelessly in the wrong. Indeed
+there were those who considered that this journal
+made a deplorable exhibition of itself. For it had
+no more modesty nor restraint than to use the harsh
+word "murder," without any "alleged" about it,
+which was, of course, a flagrant pre-judging of the
+case. Nobody denied that at a first glance appearances
+<i>were</i> a little against the gentle and dusky
+brother, who had been seized with the revolver still in
+his hand; but that was no reason why a bloated
+capitalist rag should thus undermine the principles
+of elementary justice. It ought to have made it all
+the more circumspect.... But anybody who was
+anybody knew exactly what was at the bottom of it
+all. The "Times" was seeking a weapon against<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>
+the Government. The staff was no doubt secretly
+glad that it had happened, and was gloating, and
+already calculating its effect on an impending by-election....
+Besides, there was the whole ethical
+question of capital punishment. It would not bring
+Sir Benjamin back to life to try this man, find him
+guilty, and do him barbarously to death in the name
+of the Law. That would only be two dead instead
+of one. The proper way would be to hold an
+inquiry, with the dusky instrument of justice (whose
+faith in his mission must have been very great since
+he had taken such risks for it) not presiding, perhaps,
+but certainly called as an important witness to
+testify to the Wrongness of the Conditions....
+Besides, an assassination is a sort of half-negligible
+outbreak, regrettable certainly, for which excuse can
+sometimes be found: but this other would be
+deliberate, calculated, measured, and in flat violation
+of the most cardinal of all the principles on which a
+great Empire should be based&mdash;the principle of
+Mercy stiffened with exactly the right modicum of
+Justice....</p>
+
+<p>And besides....</p>
+
+<p>And besides....</p>
+
+<p>And besides....</p>
+
+<p>And when all is said, India is a long way off.</p>
+
+<p>The publication of the news produced a curious
+sort of atmosphere at The Witan that afternoon.
+Everybody seemed desirous of showing everybody
+else that they were unconcerned, and yet an observer
+might have fancied that they overdid it ever such a
+little. At about the time when Lady Tasker left<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>
+Dorothy with Stan, Mr. Wilkinson drove up in a cab
+to the green door in the privet hedge and asked
+for Amory. He was told that she had given word
+that she did not want to see anybody. But in the
+studio he found Mr. Brimby and Dickie Lemesurier,
+and the three were presently joined by Laura and
+Walter Wyron. A quorum of five callers never
+hesitated to make themselves at home at The Witan.
+They lighted the asbestos log, Walter found Cosimo's
+cigarettes, and Dickie said she was sure Amory
+wouldn't mind if she rang for tea. When they had
+made themselves quite comfortable, they began to
+chat about a number of things, not the murder.</p>
+
+<p>"Seen Strong?" Mr. Brimby asked Mr. Wilkinson.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wilkinson was at his most morose and
+truculent.</p>
+
+<p>"No," he said. "I called at the office, but he was
+out. Doesn't put in very much time there, it
+seems to me. Perhaps he's at the Party's Meeting."</p>
+
+<p>"How is it you aren't there, by the way?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wilkinson made a little sound of contempt.</p>
+
+<p>"Bah! All talk. Day in and day out, talk,
+talk, talk. I want action. The leadership's all
+wrong. Want a man. I keep my seat because if I
+cleared out they'd be no better than a lot of tame
+Liberal cats, but I've no use for 'em&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>It was whispered that the members of the Party had
+no use for Mr. Wilkinson, and very little for one
+another; but it doesn't do to give ear to everything
+that is whispered.</p>
+
+<p>Then Mr. Brimby appeared suddenly to recollect
+something.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Ah yes!... Action. Speaking of action, I
+suppose you've seen this Indian affair in to-night's
+papers?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wilkinson was still fuming.</p>
+
+<p>"That Governor? Yes, I saw it.... But it's
+too far away. Thousands of miles too far away.
+We want something nearer home. A paper that
+calls a spade a spade for one thing.... Anybody
+heard from Pratt this week?"</p>
+
+<p>They discussed Cosimo's latest letter, and then
+Mr. Brimby said, "By the way&mdash;how will this affect
+him?"</p>
+
+<p>"How will what affect him?"</p>
+
+<p>"This news, to-night. Collins."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!... Why should it affect him at all?
+Don't see why it should. The 'Pall Mall' has a
+filthy article on it to-night. That paper's getting as
+bad as the 'Times.'"</p>
+
+<p>Here Walter Wyron intervened.&mdash;"By the way,
+who <i>is</i> this man Collins? Just pass me 'Who's Who,'
+Laura."</p>
+
+<p>They looked Sir Benjamin up in "Who's Who,"
+and then somebody suggested that their party wasn't
+complete without Edgar Strong. "I'll telephone
+him," said Walter; "perhaps he'll be back by this."&mdash;The
+telephone was in the hall, and Walter went out.
+Dickie told Laura how well Walter was looking.
+Laura replied, Yes, he was very well indeed;
+except for a slight cold, which anybody was lucky
+to escape in May, he had never been better; which
+was wonderful, considering the work he got through.&mdash;Then
+Walter returned. Strong had not yet<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span>
+come in, but his typist had said he'd be back soon.&mdash;"Didn't
+know it ran to a typist," Walter remarked,
+helping himself to more tea.</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't," Mr. Wilkinson grunted.</p>
+
+<p>"Girl's voice, anyway.... I say, I wonder how
+old Prang's getting on!"</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder!"</p>
+
+<p>"He's gone back, hasn't he?" Dickie asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, a couple of months ago. Didn't Strong
+give him the push, Wilkie?"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't suppose Strong ever did anything so
+vigorous," Mr. Wilkinson growled. "The only
+strong thing about Strong's his name. He's simply
+ruined that paper."</p>
+
+<p>"I agree that it was at its best when Prang was
+doing the Indian notes."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Prang knew what he wanted. Prang's all
+right in his way. But I tell you India's too far
+away. We want something at our own doors, and
+somebody made an example of that somebody knows.
+Now if Pratt had only been guided by me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo, here's Britomart Belchamber.&mdash;Why
+doesn't Amory come down, Brit? She's in, isn't
+she?"</p>
+
+<p>"What?" said Miss Belchamber.</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't Amory coming down?"</p>
+
+<p>"She's gone out," said Miss Belchamber, adjusting
+her hair. "A min-ute ago," she added.</p>
+
+<p>Walter Wyron said something about "Cool&mdash;with
+guests&mdash;&mdash;," but Amory's going out was no
+reason why they should not finish tea in comfort.
+No doubt Amory would be back presently. Laura<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span>
+confided to Britomart that she hoped so, for the
+truth was that her kitchen range had gone wrong,
+and a man had said he was coming to look at it,
+but he hadn't turned up&mdash;these people never turned
+up when they said they would&mdash;and so she had
+thought it would be nice if they came and kept
+Amory company at supper....</p>
+
+<p>"We've got some new cheese-bis-cuits," said Miss
+Belchamber ruminatively. "I like them. They
+make bone. I like to have bone made. The
+muscles can't act unless you have bone. That's
+why these bis-cuits are so good. Good-bye."</p>
+
+<p>And Miss Belchamber, with a friendly general
+smile, went off to open her sweat-ducts by means of
+a hot bath and to close them again afterwards with
+a cold sponge.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Amory had not gone out this time to press amidst
+strange people and to look into strange and frightening
+eyes, various in colour as the pebbles of a beach, and
+tipped with arrow-heads of white as they turned.
+Almost for the first time in her life she wanted to
+be alone&mdash;quite alone, with her eyes on nobody
+and nobody's eyes on her. She did not reflect on
+this. She did not reflect on anything. She only
+knew that The Witan seemed to stifle her, and that
+when she had seen Mr. Wilkinson alight from his
+cab&mdash;and Mr. Brimby and Dickie come&mdash;and the
+Wyrons&mdash;with all the others no doubt following
+presently&mdash;it had come sharply upon her that these
+wearisomely familiar people used up all the air.
+The Witan without them was bad enough; The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span>
+Witan with them had become insupportable.</p>
+
+<p>It was not the assassination of Sir Benjamin that
+had disturbed her. Since Cosimo's departure she
+had glanced at Indian news only a shade less
+perfunctorily than before, and she had turned from
+this particular announcement to the account of
+New Greek Society's production with hardly a change
+of boredom. No: it was everything in her life&mdash;everything.
+She felt used up. She thought that if
+anybody had spoken to her just then she could only
+have given the incoherent and petulant "Don't!"
+of a child who is interrupted at a game that none
+but he understands. She hated herself, yet hated
+more to be dragged out of herself; and as she made
+for the loneliest part of the Heath she wished that
+night would fall.</p>
+
+<p>She had to all intents and purposes packed
+Cosimo off to India in order to have him out of the
+way. His presence had become as wearisome as
+that of the Wyrons and the rest of them. And that
+was as much as she had hitherto told herself. She
+had taken no resolution about Edgar Strong. But
+drifting is accelerated when an obstacle is removed,
+and her heart had frequently beaten rapidly at the
+thought that, merely by removing Cosimo, she had
+started a process that would presently bring her up
+against Edgar Strong. She had pleased and teased
+and frightened herself with the thought of what
+was to happen then. So many courses would be
+open to her. She might actually take the mad
+plunge from which she had hitherto shrunk. She
+might do the very opposite&mdash;stare at him, should he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span>
+propose it, and inform him that, some thousands of
+miles notwithstanding, she was still Cosimo's wife.
+She might pathetically urge on him that, now more
+than ever, she needed a friend and not a lover&mdash;or
+else that, now more than ever, she needed a lover
+and not a friend. She might say that nothing could
+be done until Cosimo came back&mdash;or that when
+Cosimo came back would be too late to do anything.
+Or she might....</p>
+
+<p>Or she might....</p>
+
+<p>Or she might....</p>
+
+<p>Yet when all was said, Edgar and the "Novum's"
+offices were perilously near....</p>
+
+<p>For it was not what she might do, but what he
+might do, that set her heart beating most rapidly
+of all. Her dangerous dreaming always ended in
+that. Here was no question of that trumpery
+subterfuge of the Wyrons. It struck her with
+extraordinary force and newness that she was what
+was called "a married woman." It was a familiar
+phrase; it was as familiar as those other phrases,
+"No, just living together," "Well, as long as there
+are no children," "Love <i>is</i> Law"&mdash;familiar as the
+air. Left to herself, the phrases might have remained
+both her dissipation and her safeguard.... But
+he? Would phrases content him? After she had
+tempted him as she knew she had tempted him?
+After that stern repression of himself in favour of
+his duty? Or would he ask her again what she
+thought he was made off?... It was always the
+man who was expected to take the decisive step.
+The woman simply&mdash;offered&mdash;and, if she was clever,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span>
+did it in such a way that she could always deny it
+after the fact. If Edgar should <i>not</i> stretch out his
+hand&mdash;well, in that case there would be no more to
+be said. But if he should?...</p>
+
+<p>A little sound came from her closed lips.</p>
+
+<p>Cosimo had been away for nearly three months,
+and had not yet said anything about returning; and
+Amory had smiled when, after many eager protestings
+that there was no reason (Love being Law) why
+he should go alone, he had after all funked taking his
+splendid turnip of a Britomart with him. Of course:
+when it had come to the point, he had lacked the
+courage. Amory could not help thinking that that
+lack was just a shade more contemptible than his
+philanderings. Courage!... Images of Cleopatra
+and the carpet rose in her mind again.... But
+the images were faint now. She had evoked them
+too often. Her available mental material had
+become stale. She needed a fresh impulse&mdash;a new
+experience&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>But&mdash;she always got back to the same point&mdash;suppose
+Edgar should take her, not at her word, nor
+against her word, but with words, for once, left
+suddenly and entirely out of the question?...</p>
+
+<p>Again the thumping heart&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>It was almost worth the misery and loneliness for
+the sake of that painful and delicious thrill.</p>
+
+<p>She was sitting on a bench under the palings of
+Ken Wood, watching a saffron sunset. A Prince
+Eadmond's girl in a little green Florentine cap passed.
+She reminded Amory of Britomart Belchamber, and
+Amory rose and took the root-grown path to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span>
+Spaniards Road and the West Heath. She intended
+to take a walk as far as Golders Green Park; but,
+as it happened, she did not get so far. A newsboy,
+without any sense of proportion whatever, was
+crying cheerfully, "Murder of a Guv'nor&mdash;Special!"
+This struck Amory. She thought she had read it
+once before that afternoon, but she bought another
+paper and turned to the paragraph. Yes, it was
+the same&mdash;and yet it was somehow different. It
+seemed&mdash;she could not tell why&mdash;a shade more
+important than it had done. Perhaps the newsboy's
+voice had made it sound more important:
+things did seem to come more personally home when
+they were spoken than when they were merely read.
+She hoped it was not very important; it might be
+well to make sure. She was not very far from
+home; her Timon-guests would still be there;
+somebody would be able to tell her all about it....</p>
+
+<p>She walked back to The Witan again, and, still
+hatted and dressed, pushed at the studio door.</p>
+
+<p>Nobody had left. Indeed, two more had come&mdash;young
+Mr. Raffinger of the McGrath, and a friend of
+his, a young woman from the Lambeth School of
+Art, who had Russianized her painting-blouse by
+putting a leather belt round it, and who told Amory
+she had wanted to meet her for such a long time,
+because she had done some designs for Suffrage
+Christmas Cards, and hoped Amory wouldn't mind
+her fearful cheek, but hoped she would look at them,
+and say exactly what she thought about them, and
+perhaps give her a tip or two, and, if it wasn't
+asking too much, introduce her to the Manumission<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>
+League, or to anybody else who might buy them....
+Young Raffinger interrupted the flow of gush
+and apologetics.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't bother her just yet, Eileen. Let her
+read her cable first."</p>
+
+<p>Amory turned quickly.&mdash;"What do you say?
+What cable?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a cable for you."</p>
+
+<p>It lay on the uncleared tea-table, and everybody
+seemed to know all about the outside of it at all
+events. As it was not in the usual place for letters,
+perhaps it had been passed from hand to hand.
+Quite unaffectedly, they stood round in a ring while
+Amory opened it, with all their eyes on her. They
+most frightfully wanted to know what was in it,
+but of course it would have been rude to ask outright.
+So they merely watched, expectantly.</p>
+
+<p>Then, as Amory stood looking at the piece of
+paper, Walter was almost rude. But in the circumstances
+everybody forgave him.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" he said; and then with ready tact he
+retrieved the solecism. "Hope it's good news,
+Amory?"</p>
+
+<p>For all that there was just that touch of <i>schadenfreude</i>
+in his tone that promised that he for one
+would do his best to bear up if it wasn't.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was a little pale. It was the best of news,
+and yet she was a little pale. Perhaps she was faint
+because she had not had any tea.</p>
+
+<p>"Cosimo's coming home," she said.</p>
+
+<p>There was a moment's silence, and then the
+congratulations broke out.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Oh, good!"</p>
+
+<p>"Shall be glad to see the old boy!"</p>
+
+<p>"Finished his work, I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"Or perhaps it's something to do with this Collins
+business?"</p>
+
+<p>It was Mr. Brimby who had made this last remark.
+Amory turned to him slowly.</p>
+
+<p>"What is this Collins business?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Brimby dropped his sorrowing head.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, poor fellow," he murmured. "I'm afraid
+he went to work on the wrong principles. A <i>little</i>
+more conciliation ... but it's difficult to blame
+anybody in these cases. The System's at fault.
+Let us not be harsh. I quite agree with Wilkinson
+that the 'Pall Mall' to-night is very harsh."</p>
+
+<p>"Cowardly," said Mr. Wilkinson grimly. "Rubbing
+it in because they have some sort of a show of a
+case. They're always mum enough on the other
+side."</p>
+
+<p>Amory lifted her head.</p>
+
+<p>"But you say this might have something to do
+with Cosimo's coming back. Tell me at once what's
+happened.&mdash;And put that telegram down, Walter.
+It's mine."</p>
+
+<p>They had never heard Amory speak like this
+before. It was rather cool of her, in her own house,
+and quite contrary to the beautiful Chinese rule of
+politeness. And somehow her tone seemed, all at once,
+to dissipate a certain number of pretences that for
+the last hour or more they had been laboriously seeking
+to keep up. That, at any rate, was a relief. For
+a minute nobody seemed to want to answer Amory;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>
+then Mr. Wilkinson took it upon himself to do so&mdash;characteristically.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing's happened," he said, "&mdash;nothing that
+we haven't all been talking about for a year and
+more. What the devil&mdash;let's be plain for once.
+To look at you, anybody'd think you hadn't meant
+it! By God, if <i>I'd</i> had that paper of yours!...
+I told you at the beginning what Strong was&mdash;neither
+wanted to do things nor let 'em alone; but
+<i>I'd</i> have shown you! I'd have had a dozen Prangs!
+But he didn't want one&mdash;and he didn't want to sack
+him&mdash;afraid all the time something 'ld happen, but
+daren't stop&mdash;doing too well out of it for that ...
+and now that it's happened, what's all the to-do
+about? You're always calling it War, aren't you?
+And it <i>is</i> War, isn't it? Or only Brimby's sort of
+War&mdash;like everything else about Brimby?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Here somebody tried to interpose, but Mr. Wilkinson
+raised his voice almost to a shout.</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't it? Isn't it?... Lookee here! A little
+fellow came here one Sunday, a little collier, and he
+said 'Wilkie knows!' And by Jimminy, Wilkie
+does know! I tell you it's everybody for himself in
+this world, and I'm out for anything that's going!
+(Yes, let's have a bit o' straight talk for a change!)
+War? Of course it's War! What do we all mean
+about street barricades and rifles if it isn't War?
+It's War when they fetch the soldiers out, isn't it?
+Or is that a bit more Brimby? And you can't have
+War without killing somebody, can you? I tell
+you we want it at home, not in India! I've stood at
+the dock gates waiting to be taken on, and I know&mdash;no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span>
+fear! To hell with your shillyshallying! If
+Collins gets in the way, Collins must get out o' the
+way. We can't stop for Collins. I wish it had been
+here! I can just see myself jumping off a bridge
+with a director in my arms&mdash;the fat hogs! If I'd
+had that paper! There'd have been police round
+this house long ago, and then the fun would have
+started!... Me and Prang's the only two of all
+the bunch that <i>does</i> know what we want! And
+Prang's got his all right&mdash;my turn next&mdash;and I
+shan't ask Brimby to help me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Through a sort of singing in her ears Amory heard
+the rising cries of dissent that interrupted Mr.
+Wilkinson&mdash;"Oh no&mdash;hang it&mdash;Wilkinson's going
+too far!" But the noise conveyed little to her.
+Stupidly she was staring at the blue and yellow jets
+of the asbestos log, and weakly thinking what a
+silly imitation the thing was. She couldn't imagine
+however Cosimo had come to buy it. And then she
+heard Mr. Wilkinson repeating some phrase he had
+used before: "There'd have been police round this
+house and then the fun would have begun!"
+Police round The Witan, she thought? Why? It
+seemed very absurd to talk like that. Mr. Brimby
+was telling Mr. Wilkinson how absurd it was. But
+Mr. Brimby himself was rather absurd when you
+came to think of it....</p>
+
+<p>Then there came another shouted outburst.&mdash;"Another
+Mutiny? Well, what about it? It <i>is</i>
+War, isn't it? Or is it only Brimby's sort of
+War?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Then Amory felt herself grow suddenly cold and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span>
+resolved. Cosimo was coming back. Whether he
+had made India too hot to hold him, as now appeared
+just possible, she no longer cared, for at last she
+knew what she intended to do. Her guests were
+wrangling once more; let them wrangle; she was
+going to leave this house that Mr. Wilkinson apparently
+wanted to surround with police as a preliminary
+to the "fun." Edgar might still be at the
+office; if he was not, she would sleep at some hotel
+and find him in the morning. Then she would take
+her leap. She had hesitated far too long. She
+would not go and look at the twins for fear lest she
+should hesitate again....</p>
+
+<p>Just such a sense of rest came over her as a
+swimmer feels who, having long struggled against
+a choppy stream, suddenly abandons himself to it
+and lets it bear him whither it will.</p>
+
+<p>Unnoticed in the heat of the dispute, she crossed
+to the studio door. She thought she heard Laura
+call, "Can I come and help, Amory?" No doubt
+Laura thought she was going to see about supper.
+But she no longer intended to stay even for supper
+in this house of wrangles and envy and crowds and
+whispering and crookedness.</p>
+
+<p>Her cheque-book and some gold were in her
+dressing-table drawer upstairs. She got them. Then
+she descended again, opened the front door, closed
+it softly behind her again, passed through the door
+in the privet hedge, and walked out on to the dark
+Heath.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>III</h2>
+
+<h3><i>DE TROP</i></h3>
+
+
+<p>Those who knew Edgar Strong the best knew
+that the problem of how to make the best of
+both worlds pressed with a peculiar hardship on him.
+The smaller rebel must have the whole of infinity for
+his soul to range in&mdash;and, for all the practical concern
+that man has with it, infinity may be defined
+as the condition in which the word of the weakest
+is as good as that of the wisest. Give him scope
+enough and Mr. Brimby cannot be challenged.
+There is no knowledge of which he says that it is too
+wonderful for him, that it is high and he cannot
+attain unto it.</p>
+
+<p>But Edgar Strong knew a little more than Mr.
+Brimby. He bore his share of just such a common
+responsibility as is not too great for you or for me
+to understand. Between himself and Mr. Prang
+had been a long and slow and grim struggle, without
+a word about it having been said on either side;
+and it had not been altogether Edgar Strong's fault
+that in the end Mr. Prang had been one too many
+for him.</p>
+
+<p>For, consistently with his keeping his three hundred
+a year (more than two-thirds of which by one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>
+means and another he had contrived to save), he
+did not see that he could have done much more than
+he had done. Things would have been far worse
+had he allowed Mr. Wilkinson to oust him. And
+now he knew that this was the "Novum's" finish.
+Whispers had reached him that behind important
+walls important questions were being asked, and
+a ponderous and slow-moving Department had
+approached another Body about certain finportations
+(Sir Joseph Deedes, Katie's uncle, knew all
+about these things). And this and that and the
+other were going on behind the scenes; and these
+deep mutterings meant, if they meant anything at
+all, that it was time Edgar Strong was packing up.</p>
+
+<p>Fruit-farming was the line he fancied; oranges
+in Florida; and it would not take long to book
+passages&mdash;passages for two&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>He had heard the news in the early afternoon,
+and had straightway sent off an express messenger
+to the person for whom the second passage was
+destined. Within an hour this person had run up
+the stairs, without having met anybody on a landing
+whom it had been necessary to ask whether Mr.
+So-and-So, the poster artist, had a studio in the
+building. Edgar Strong's occupation as she had
+entered had made words superfluous. He had been
+carrying armfuls of papers into the little room behind
+the office and thrusting them without examination
+on the fire. The girl had exchanged a few rapid
+sentences with him, had bolted out again, hailed
+a taxi, sought a Bank, done some business there on
+the stroke of four, and had driven thence to a shipping<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span>
+office. Edgar Strong, in Charing Cross Road,
+had continued to feed his fire. The whole place
+smelt of burning paper. A mountain of ashes choked
+the grate and spread out as far as the bed and the
+iron washstand in the corner.</p>
+
+<p>The girl returned. From under the bed she pulled
+out a couple of bags. Into these she began to thrust
+her companion's clothes. Into a third and smaller
+bag she crammed her own dressing-gown and
+slippers, a comb and a couple of whalebone brushes,
+and other things. She had brought word that the
+boat sailed the day after to-morrow....</p>
+
+<p>"There's the telephone&mdash;just answer it, will
+you?" Strong said, casting another bundle on the
+fire....</p>
+
+<p>"Wyron," said the girl, returning.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind those boots; they're done; and you
+might get me a safety-razor; shall want it on the
+ship.... By the way&mdash;I think we'd better get
+married."</p>
+
+<p>The girl laughed.&mdash;"All right," she said as she
+crammed a nightdress-case into the little bag....</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Amory walked quickly down the East Heath.
+As she walked she could not help wondering what
+there had been to make such a fuss about. Indeed
+she had been making quite a bugbear of the thing
+she was now doing quite easily. What, after all,
+would it matter? Would a single one of the people
+she passed so hurriedly think her case in the least
+degree special? Had they not, each one of them,
+their own private and probably very similar affairs?<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span>
+Was there one of them of whom it could be said
+with certainty that he or she was not, at that very
+moment, bound on the same errand? She looked
+at the women. There was nothing to betray them,
+but it was quite as likely as not. Nor could they
+tell by looking at her. For that matter, the most
+resolute would hide it the most. And a person's life
+was his own. Nobody would give him another one
+when he had starved and denied the one he had.
+There might not be another one. Some people said
+that there was, and some that there wasn't. Meetings
+were held about that too, but so far they hadn't
+seemed to advance matters very much....</p>
+
+<p>Nor was it the urge of passion that was now
+driving her forward at such a rate. She could not
+help thinking that she had been rather silly in her
+dreams about carpets and Nubians and those things.
+If Edgar was passionate, very well&mdash;she would deny
+him nothing; but in that case she would feel ever
+so slightly superior to Edgar. She rather wished
+that that was not so; she hoped that after all it
+might not be so; on the whole she would have
+preferred to be a little his inferior. She had not been
+inferior to Cosimo. They, she and Cosimo, had
+talked a good deal about equality, of course, but,
+after all, equality was a balance too nice for the
+present stressful stage of the struggle between man
+and woman; a theoretical equality if you liked, but
+in practice the thing became a slight temporary
+feminine preponderance, which would, no doubt,
+settle down in time. Virtually she had been Cosimo's
+master. She did not want to be Edgar's. Rather<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span>
+than be that he might&mdash;her tired sensibilities gave
+a brief flutter&mdash;he might even be a little cruel to her
+if he wished....</p>
+
+<p>A Tottenham Court Road bus was just starting
+from the bottom of Pond Street. She ran to catch
+it. It moved forward again, with Amory sitting
+inside it, between a man in a white muffler and opera-hat
+and a flower-woman returning home with her
+empty baskets.</p>
+
+<p>Many, many times Amory Pratt, abusing her
+fancy, had rehearsed the scene to which she was now
+so smoothly and rapidly approaching; but she
+rehearsed nothing now. It would suffice for her
+just to appear before Edgar; no words would be
+necessary; he would instantly understand. Of
+course (she reflected) he might have left the office
+when she got there; it was even reasonably probable
+that he would have left; it was not a press-night;
+twenty to one he would have left. But her thoughts
+went forward again exactly as if she had not just
+told herself this.... He would be there. She
+would go up to him and stand before him. As likely
+as not not a word would pass between them. She
+felt that she had used too many words in her life.
+She and her set had discussed subjects simply out
+of existence. Often, by the time they had finished
+talking, not one of them had known what they had
+been talking about. It had been sheer dissipation.
+Men, she had heard, took drinks like that, and by
+and by were unable to stand, and then made
+hideous exhibitions of themselves. Nobody could
+say exactly at what point they, the men, became<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span>
+incapable, nor the point at which the others, Amory
+and her set, became word-sodden; in the one case
+the police (she had heard) made them walk a chalk-line;
+but there was no chalk-line for the others.
+Their paths were crooked as scribble....</p>
+
+<p>But she was going straight at last&mdash;as straight as a
+pair of tram-lines could take her&mdash;and so far was
+she from wishing that the tram would go more
+slowly, that she would have hastened it had she
+been able.</p>
+
+<p>The "Mother Shipton"&mdash;the Cobden Statue&mdash;Hampstead
+Road&mdash;the "Adam and Eve." At this last
+stopping-place she descended, crossed the road, and
+boarded a bus. She remembered that once before,
+when she had visited the office in a taxi, the cab
+had seemed to go at a terrifying speed; now the
+bus seemed to crawl. A fear took her that every
+stop might cause her to miss him by just a minute.
+She tapped with her foot. She looked almost
+angrily at those who got in or out. That flower-woman:
+why couldn't she have got out at the proper
+stopping-place, instead of upsetting everything with
+her baskets hardly a hundred yards further on?...
+Off again; she hoped to goodness that was
+the last delay. She had been stupid not to take a
+taxi after all.</p>
+
+<p>She descended opposite the "Horse Shoe," not three
+minutes' walk from the "Novum's" offices. Then
+again she called herself stupid for not having sat
+where she was, since the bus would go straight past
+the door. But she could be there as soon as the bus
+if she walked quickly.&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>The bus overtook her and beat her by twenty
+yards.</p>
+
+<p>The bookseller's shutters were down, and in the
+window of the electric-fittings shop could be dimly
+seen a ventilating fan, a desk-lamp, and a switchboard
+or two. Amory turned in under the arch
+that led to the yard behind. Her eyes had gone up
+to the third floor almost before she had issued
+from the narrow alley&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Ah!... So she was not too late. There was a
+light.</p>
+
+<p>Through the ground-floor cavern in which the
+sandwich-boards were stacked she had for the first
+time to slacken her pace; the floor was uneven,
+and the place was crowded with dim shadows. A
+man smoking a pipe over an evening paper turned
+as she entered, but, seeing her make straight for the
+stairs, he did not ask her her business. The winding
+wooden staircase was black as a flue. On the first
+landing she paused for a moment; the man with the
+pipe had, after all, challenged her, "Who is it you
+want, Miss?" he called from below.... But he did
+not follow her. A vague light from the landing
+window showed her the second flight of wedge-shaped
+wooden steps. She mounted them, and
+gained the corridor hung with the specimens of the
+poster-artist's work. Ahead along the passage a
+narrow shaft of light crossed the floor. She gave
+one more look behind, for fear the man below had,
+after all, followed her; she was determined, but that
+did not mean that she necessarily wished to be
+seen....<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Her life was her own, to do what she liked with.
+Nobody would give her another one....</p>
+
+<p>And Edgar might be cruel if he wished....</p>
+
+<p>For one instant longer she hesitated. Then she
+pushed softly at the door from which the beam of
+light came.</p>
+
+<p>The quietness of her approach was wasted after
+all. There was nobody in the office. The floor
+was untidy with scattered leaves of paper, and
+Edgar had carelessly left every drawer of his desk
+open; but that only meant that he could not be
+very far away. Probably he was in the waiting-room.
+She approached the door of it.</p>
+
+<p>But, as she did so, some slight unfamiliarity about
+the place struck her. The first room of the three,
+or waiting-room, she knew, from having once or
+twice pushed at the first door of the passage and
+having had to pass through that ante-room. Of the
+third room she knew nothing save that it was used
+as a sort of general lumber-room. But the rooms
+seemed somehow to have got changed about. It
+was from this third room, and not from the waiting-room,
+that a bright light came, and the smell of
+charred paper. The door was partly open. Amory
+advanced to it.</p>
+
+<p>As she did so somebody spoke.</p>
+
+<p>For so slight a cause, the start that Amory gave
+was rather heartrending. She stopped dead. Her
+face had turned so chalky a white that the freckles
+upon it, which ordinarily scarcely showed, looked
+almost unwholesome.</p>
+
+<p>In her mind she had given Edgar Strong leave to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>
+be cruel to her, but not with this cruelty. The
+cruelty we choose is always another cruelty. Once a
+man, who miraculously survived a flogging, said
+that by comparison with the anguish of the second
+stroke that of the first was almost a sweetness; and
+after the third, and fourth, men, they say, have
+laughed. It happened so to Amory. The voices
+she heard were not loud; so much the worse, when
+a few ordinary, grunted, half expressions could so
+pierce her.</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;&mdash;months ago, but I wasn't ready. I stayed on
+here for nobody's convenience but my own, I can
+tell you." It was Edgar who said this.</p>
+
+<p>Then a woman's voice&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think this waistcoat's worth taking;
+I've patched and patched it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, chuck it under the bed. And I say&mdash;we've
+had nothing to eat. Make the cocoa, will you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just a minute till I finish this bag.&mdash;What'll
+Pratt say when he comes back?"</p>
+
+<p>"As I shan't be here to hear him, it's hardly
+worth while guessing."</p>
+
+<p>"Will Wilkinson take it over?"</p>
+
+<p>"The 'Novum'?... I don't think there'll
+be any more 'Novum.' I suppose these London
+Indians will be holding a meeting. I don't like 'em,
+but let's be fair to them: most of 'em are all right.
+They've got to dissociate themselves from this
+Collins business somehow. But I expect some
+lunatic will go and move an amendment.... Well,
+it won't matter to us. We shall be well down the
+Channel by that time."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Then the girl gave a low laugh.&mdash;"I <i>do</i> think you
+might buy me a trousseau, Ned&mdash;the way it's turned
+out&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The man's voice grunted.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought that would be the next. Give you
+something and you all want something else immediately....
+Can't afford it, my dear. I've only
+pulled between three and four hundred out of this
+show, living here, paying myself space-rates and all
+the lot; and we shall want all that."</p>
+
+<p>Again the low voice&mdash;very soft and low.</p>
+
+<p>"But you'll be a little sorry to leave here, won't
+you&mdash;m'mmm?&mdash;&mdash;" (This was the second stroke,
+by comparison with which the first had been
+sweet.)</p>
+
+<p>Strong spoke brusquely.&mdash;"Look here, old girl&mdash;we've
+heaps of things to do to-night&mdash;lots of time
+before us&mdash;don't let's have any nonsense&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No-o-o?"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Amory, besides hearing, might have seen; but
+she did not. Something had brought into her head
+her own words to Walter Wyron of an hour or two
+before, when Walter had picked up the cable announcing
+Cosimo's return: "Put that down,
+Walter; it's mine." This other, that was taking
+place in that inner room, was theirs. It would have
+been perfectly easy to strike them dumb by appearing,
+just for one moment, in the doorway of this&mdash;lumber-room;
+but she preferred not to do it. If
+she had, she felt that it would have been the remains
+of a woman they would have seen. There is not
+much catch in striking anybody dumb when the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span>
+process involves their seeing&mdash;that. Much better
+to steal out quietly....</p>
+
+<p>Noiselessly she turned her back to the half-open
+door. She tiptoed out into the corridor again. For
+a dozen yards she continued to tiptoe&mdash;in order to
+spare them; and then she found herself at the head
+of the steep stairs. She descended. She had not
+made a single sound. Down below the man was
+still reading the paper, and again he looked round.
+At another time Amory might have questioned him;
+but again she did not. There was nothing to learn.
+She knew.</p>
+
+<p>It was the first thing she had ever really known.</p>
+
+<p>Bowed with the strangeness of knowledge, she
+walked slowly out into Charing Cross Road.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>IV</h2>
+
+<h3>GREY YOUTH</h3>
+
+
+<p>She continued to walk slowly; the slowness was
+as remarkable as her haste had been. She had
+intended, had she missed Edgar, to go to an hotel;
+but home was hotel enough, hotel home. Home&mdash;home
+to a house without privacy&mdash;home to children
+of whom she was not much more than technically
+the mother&mdash;home to an asbestos log and to the
+absence of a husband that was at least as desirable
+as his presence: nothing else remained.</p>
+
+<p>For her lack seemed total&mdash;so total as hardly to
+be a lack. She desired no one thing, and a desire
+for everything is an abuse of the term "desire."
+So she walked slowly, stopping now and then to look
+at a flagstone as if it had been a remarkable object.
+And as she walked she wondered how she had come
+to be as she was.</p>
+
+<p>She could not see where her life had gone wrong.
+She did not remember any one point at which she had
+taken a false and crucial step. For example, she
+did not think this grey and harmonious totality of
+despondency had come of her marrying Cosimo. They
+were neither outstandingly suited nor unsuited to
+one another, and a thousand marriages precisely<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>
+similar were made every day and turned out well
+enough. No; it could not be that she had
+expected too much of marriage. She had not
+courted disappointment that way.... (But stay:
+had the trouble come of her not expecting largely
+enough? Of her not having assumed enough?
+Of her not having said to Life, "Such and such I
+intend to have, and you shall provide it?" Would
+she have fared better then?)... And if Cosimo
+had brought her no wonder, neither had her babes.
+People were in the habit of saying astonishing things
+about the miracle of the babe at the breast, but
+Amory could only say that she had never experienced
+these things. She had wondered that she should not,
+when so many others apparently did, but the fact
+remained, that bearing had been an anguish and
+nursing an inconvenience. And so at the twins she
+had stopped.</p>
+
+<p>Would it have been better had she not stopped?
+Would she have been happier with many children?
+Without children at all? Or unmarried? Or
+ought her painting to have been husband, home and
+children to her?...</p>
+
+<p>It was a little late in the day to ask these questions
+now&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>And yet there had been no reason for asking them
+earlier&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>It had needed that, her first point of knowledge,
+to bring it home into her heart....</p>
+
+<p>But do not suppose that she was in any pain.
+As a spinally-anaesthetized subject may have a quite
+poignant interest in the lopping off of one of his own<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span>
+limbs, and may even wonder that he feels no local
+pain, so she assisted at her own dismemberment.
+Home, husband, babes, her art&mdash;one after another
+she now seemed to see them go&mdash;or rather, seemed
+to see that they had long since gone. She saw this
+going, in retrospect. It was as if, though only
+degree by degree had the pleasant things of life
+ticked away from her, the escapement was now
+removed from her memory, allowing all with a buzz
+to run down to a dead stop. She could almost hear
+that buzz, almost see that soft rim of whizzing
+teeth....</p>
+
+<p>Now all was stillness&mdash;stillness without pain.
+She knew now what Edgar Strong had been doing.
+She knew that he had been making use of her,
+pocketing Cosimo's money, using the "Novum's"
+office as his lodging, had had his bed there, his
+slippers in the fender, his kettle, his cocoa, his plates,
+his cups, his.... And she knew now that Edgar
+Strong was only one of those who had clustered like
+leeches about Cosimo.... She forgot how much
+Cosimo had said that from first to last it had all cost.
+She thought twenty thousand pounds. Twenty
+thousand pounds, all vanished between that first
+Ludlow experiment and that last piece of amateur
+sociology, three revolver shots in a man's back!
+As a price it was stiffish. She did not quite know
+what the provider of the money had had out of it all.
+At any rate she herself had this curious stilly state
+of painless but rather sickening knowledge. And
+knowledge, they say, is above rubies. So perhaps
+it was cheap after all....<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>But where had she gone wrong? Had she simply
+been born wrong? Would it have made any difference
+whatever she had done? Or had all this been
+appointed for her or ever her mother had conceived
+her?</p>
+
+<p>She asked herself this as she passed Whitefield's
+Tabernacle; still walking slowly, she was well up
+Hampstead Road and still no answer had occurred
+to her. But somewhere near the gold-beater's arm
+on the right-hand side of the road a thought did
+strike her. She thought that she would not go
+home after all. This was not because to go home
+now would be inglorious; it was no attempt to keep
+up appearances; it was merely that she would have
+preferred anything to this horrible numbness. Pain
+would be better. It is at any rate a condition of
+pain that you must be alive to feel it, and she did
+not feel quite alive. This might be a dream from
+which she would presently wake, or a waking from
+which she would by and by drop off to sleep again.
+In either case it was more than she could bear for
+much longer, and, did she go home, she would have
+to bear it throughout the night&mdash;for days&mdash;until
+Cosimo came back&mdash;after that&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>But where else to go, if not to The Witan? To
+Laura's? To Dickie's? That would be the same
+thing as going home: little enough change from
+spinal anaesthesia in that! They could not help.
+Of all her old associates, there was hardly one but
+might&mdash;that was to say if anything extraordinary
+ever happened to them, like suddenly getting to
+know something&mdash;there was hardly one of them but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span>
+might experience precisely this same hopeless perfection
+of wrongness, and fail to discover any one
+point at which it had all begun. It was rather to be
+hoped (Amory thought) that they never would get
+to know anything. They were happier as they
+were, in a self-contained and harmonious ignorance.
+Knowledge attained too late was rather dreadful;
+people ought to begin to get it fairly early or not at
+all. They ought to begin at about the age of Corin
+and Bonniebell....</p>
+
+<p>A month ago the last person she would have gone
+to with a trouble would have been Dorothy Tasker.
+They had not a single view in common. Moreover,
+it would have been humiliating. But now that
+actually became, in a curious, reflex sort of way, a
+reason for going. She did not know that she
+actually wished to be humiliated; she did not think
+about it; but she had been looking at herself, and at
+people exactly like herself, for a long, long, long
+time, and, when you have looked at yourself too
+much you can sometimes actually find out something
+new about yourself by looking for a change
+at somebody else as little like you as can possibly be
+found. Amory had tried a good many things, but
+she had never tried this. It might be worth trying.
+She hesitated for one moment longer. This was
+when she feared that Dorothy might offer her, not
+the change from numbness to pain, but a sympathy
+and consolation that, something deep down within
+her told her, would not help her.... A little more
+quickly, but not much, she walked up Maiden Road.
+She turned into Fleet Road, and reached the tram-terminus<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span>
+below Hampstead Heath Station. Thence
+to Dorothy's was a bare five minutes. What she
+should say when she got to Dorothy's she did not
+trouble to think.</p>
+
+<p>And at first it looked as if she would not be
+allowed to say anything at all to her, for when she
+rang the bell of the hall-floor flat Stan himself
+opened the door, looked at her with no great favour,
+and told her that Dorothy was not to be seen. From
+that Amory gathered that Dorothy was at least
+within.</p>
+
+<p>Now when your need of a thing is very great, you
+are not to be put off by a young man who admits that
+his wife is at home, but tells you that she has some
+trifling affair&mdash;is in her dressing-gown perhaps, or
+has not made her hair tidy&mdash;that makes your call
+slightly inconvenient. Therefore Amory, in her
+need, did what the young man would no doubt have
+called "an infernally cheeky thing." She repeated
+her request once more, and then, seeing another
+refusal coming, waited for no further reply, but
+pushed past Stan and made direct for Dorothy's
+bedroom. Why she should have supposed that
+Dorothy would be in her bedroom she could not
+have told. She might equally well have been in
+the dining-room, or in the pond-room. But along
+the passage to the bedroom Amory walked, while
+Stan stared in stupefaction after her.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy was there. She had not gone to bed,
+but, early as it was, appeared to have been preparing
+to do so. Amory knew that because, though in
+Britomart Belchamber's case a dressing-gown and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span>
+plaited hair might merely have meant that she
+wanted to listen to Walter Wyron's talk in looseness
+and comfort, or else that a plaster cast was to be
+taken, they certainly did not mean that in Dorothy's.
+And she supposed that differences of that kind were
+more or less what she had come to see.</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy was gazing into the fire before which the
+youngest Bit had had his bath. Close to her own
+chair was drawn the chair that had evidently been
+lately occupied by Stan. The infant Bit's cot was
+in a corner of the room. At first Dorothy did not
+look up from the fire. Probably she supposed the
+person who was looking at her from the doorway to
+be Stan.</p>
+
+<p>But as that person neither spoke nor advanced,
+she turned her head. The next moment a curious
+little sound had come from her lips. You see, in
+the first place, she had expected nobody less, and
+in the second place, she wholeheartedly shared
+many of her worldly old aunt's prejudices, among
+which was the monstrous one that established a
+connexion between recently-bibbed politicians in
+this country and revolver shots in another. And
+there was no doubt whatever that her presentable
+but brainless young husband had fostered this
+fallacious conviction. He might even have gone
+so far as to say that Amory herself was not altogether
+unresponsible....</p>
+
+<p>And that, too, in a sense, was what Amory had
+come for.</p>
+
+<p>The eyes of the two women met, Amory's at the
+door, Dorothy's startled ones looking over her<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span>
+shoulder; blue ones and shallow brook-brown
+ones; and then Dorothy half rose.</p>
+
+<p>But whatever the first expression of her face had
+been, it hardly lasted for a quarter of an instant.
+Alarm instantly took its place. She had begun
+to get up as a person gets up who would ask another
+person what he is doing there. Now it was as if,
+though she did not yet know what it was, there was
+something to be done, something practical and with
+the hands, without a moment's delay.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter?" she cried. "Cried" is
+written, but her exclamation actually gained in
+emphasis from the fact that, not to wake the Bit,
+she voiced it in a whisper.</p>
+
+<p>For a moment Amory wondered why she should
+speak like that. Then it occurred to her that the
+face of a person under spinal anaesthesia might in
+itself be a reason. She had forgotten her face.</p>
+
+<p>"May I come in?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>She took Dorothy's "Shut the door&mdash;and speak
+low, please&mdash;what do you want?" as an intimation
+that she might. Amory entered. But she was not
+asked to sit down. The man who runs with a fire-call,
+or fetches a doctor in the night, is not asked to sit
+down, and some urgency of that kind appeared to
+be Dorothy's conception of Amory's visit.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you want?" she demanded again.</p>
+
+<p>Amory herself felt foolish at her own reply. It
+was so futile, so piteous, so true. She stood as
+helpless as a Bit before Dorothy.</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;I don't know," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter? What are you looking<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span>
+like that for? Has anything happened to Cosimo?"</p>
+
+<p>"No. No. No. He's coming home. No.
+Nothing's happened."</p>
+
+<p>"Can I be of use to you?" She was prepared to
+be that.</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;yes&mdash;I don't know&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy's eyes had hardened a little.&mdash;"<i>Do</i>
+you want something&mdash;and if you don't&mdash;<i>had</i> you
+to come&mdash;to-night?"</p>
+
+<p>Amory spoke quite quickly and eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes&mdash;to-night&mdash;it had to be to-night&mdash;I
+had to come to-night&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy's eyes grew harder still.</p>
+
+<p>"Then I think I know what you mean....
+I don't think we'll talk about it. There's really
+nothing to be said.&mdash;So&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Amory was vaguely puzzled. Of Dorothy's
+relation to Sir Benjamin she knew nothing. Dorothy
+appeared to be waiting for her to go. That would
+mean back to The Witan. But she had come here
+expressly to avoid going back to The Witan. Again
+she spoke foolishly.</p>
+
+<p>"Cosimo's coming back," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"My aunt thought he might be," said Dorothy
+in an even voice.</p>
+
+<p>"And I was going away&mdash;but I'm not now&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh?"</p>
+
+<p>"May I sit down?"</p>
+
+<p>She did so, with her doubled fists thrust between
+her knees and her head a little bowed. Then her
+eyes wandered sideways slowly round the room.
+Dorothy's blouse was thrown on the wide bed;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span>
+from under the bed the baby Bit's bath peeped;
+and on the blouse lay Dorothy's hairbrushes.</p>
+
+<p>Amory was thinking of another bed, a bed she
+had never seen, with portmanteaus on it, and a
+patched old waistcoat cast underneath it, and a girl
+busily packing at it, a girl whose voice she had
+heard pouting "You might buy me a trousseau&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy also had sat down, but only on the edge
+of her chair. And she thought it would be best to
+speak a little more plainly.</p>
+
+<p>"If you'll come to-morrow I shall know better
+what to say to you," she said. "You see, you've
+taken me by surprise. I didn't think you'd come,
+and I don't know now what you've come for. It
+isn't a thing to talk about, certainly not to-day.
+I should have liked to-day to myself. But if you
+feel that you must&mdash;will you come in again to-morrow?"</p>
+
+<p>But Amory hardly seemed to hear. Her eyes
+were noting the appointments of the bedroom again.
+The time had been when she would at once have
+denounced the room as overcrowded and unhygienic.
+A cot, and a bed with two pillows ... in some
+respects her own plan was to be preferred. But
+this again was the kind of thing she had come to
+see, and she admitted that these things were more
+or less governed by what people could afford. From
+the kicked and scratched condition of the front of
+the chest of drawers she imagined that Dorothy's
+children must romp all over the flat. A parti-coloured
+ball lay under the cot where the baby
+slept. There was a rubber bath-doll near it. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span>
+two older boys would be sleeping in the next room.</p>
+
+<p>She spoke again.&mdash;"I was going away," she
+said, dully, "with somebody."</p>
+
+<p>Once more Dorothy merely said "Oh?"</p>
+
+<p>Then it occurred to Amory that perhaps Dorothy
+did not quite understand.</p>
+
+<p>"I mean with&mdash;with somebody not my husband."</p>
+
+<p>She had half expected that Dorothy would be
+shocked, or at least surprised; but she seemed to
+take it quite coolly. Dorothy, as a matter of fact,
+was not surprised in the very least. She too guessed
+at the futility of looking for a starting-point of
+things that grow by inevitable and infinitesimal
+degrees. It was rather sad, but not at all astonishing.
+On Amory's own premises, there was
+simply no reason why she shouldn't. So again she
+merely said "Oh?" and added after a moment,
+"But you're not?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"How's that? Has what we've heard to-day
+made you change your mind?"</p>
+
+<p>Again Amory was slightly puzzled; and at
+Dorothy's question she had, moreover, a sudden
+little hesitation. <i>Was</i> it after all necessary that
+Dorothy should know everything? Would it not
+be sufficient, without going into details, to let
+Dorothy suppose she had changed her mind?
+It came to the same thing in the end.... Besides,
+Edgar Strong had not refused her that night. He
+had not even known of her presence in the office.
+Of the rest she would make a clean breast, but it was
+no good bothering Dorothy with that other....<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span>
+She was still plunged into a sort of stupor, but these
+reflections stirred ever so slightly under the surface
+of it....</p>
+
+<p>Then "what we've heard to-day" struck
+her. She repeated the words.</p>
+
+<p>"What we've heard to-day?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, if you haven't heard.... I only mean
+about the murder of my uncle," said Dorothy coldly.</p>
+
+<p>This was far more than Amory could take in.
+She reflected for a moment. Then, "What do you
+say, Dorothy?" she asked slowly.</p>
+
+<p>"At least he wasn't my uncle really. I liked
+him better than any of my uncles."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean Sir Benjamin Collins?"</p>
+
+<p>It was as if Amory had not imagined that Sir
+Benjamin could by any possibility have been
+anybody's uncle.</p>
+
+<p>"I called him uncle," said Dorothy, in a voice
+that she tried to keep steady. "Before I could say
+the word&mdash;I called him&mdash;&mdash;." But she decided not
+to risk the baby-word she had used&mdash;"Unnoo"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>It seemed to Amory a remarkable little coincidence.</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;I didn't know," she said stupidly.</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"You&mdash;you mean you&mdash;knew him?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh ... oh yes."</p>
+
+<p>Amory said again that she hadn't known....</p>
+
+<p>"Then why," Dorothy would have liked to cry
+aloud, "<i>have</i> you come, if it isn't to make matters
+worse by talking about it? That wouldn't have
+surprised me very much! I should have been quite
+prepared for you to apologize! It's the kind of thing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span>
+you would do. I don't think very much of you, you
+see"... But again that worse than frightened
+look on her visitor's face struck her sharply, and
+again a remark of her aunt's returned to her:
+"They puzzle their brains till their bodies suffer,
+and overwork their bodies till they're little better
+than fools." Suddenly she gave her sometime friend
+more careful attention.</p>
+
+<p>"Amory&mdash;," she said all at once.</p>
+
+<p>Amory had her fists between her knees again.&mdash;"What?"
+she said without looking up.</p>
+
+<p>"You just said something about&mdash;going away.
+I want to ask you something. You haven't ...?"</p>
+
+<p>The meaning was quite plain.</p>
+
+<p>As if she had been galvanized, Amory looked
+sharply up.&mdash;"How dare&mdash;&mdash;", she began.</p>
+
+<p>But it was only a flash in the pan. Dorothy
+was looking into her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"You're telling me the truth?" She hated to
+ask the question.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," Amory mumbled, dropping her head
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"Has Cosimo been unkind to you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor neglected you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Has&mdash;has anybody been unkind to you?" She
+could not speak of "somebody" by name.</p>
+
+<p>Here Amory hesitated, and finally lied. It was
+rather a good sign that she did so. It meant returning
+animation....</p>
+
+<p>"No," she said.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Then what <i>has</i> happened?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing. That's what I asked myself. That's
+just it. Nothing. Nothing at all's happened."</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy spoke in a low voice, as if to herself.&mdash;"I
+know," she murmured....</p>
+
+<p>And, on the chance that she really did know,
+Amory clutched at the sleeve of Dorothy's dressing-gown
+almost excitedly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, that's what I mean ... you do know?"
+she asked in a quick whisper.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;no&mdash;I'm not sure&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But you <i>do</i> know that&mdash;nothing happening, nothing
+at all, and everything happening&mdash;everything?
+That's what I mean&mdash;that's what I want to know&mdash;that's
+why I came&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't speak so loudly. Put your hands to the
+fire; they're like ice. Wait; I'll get you a shawl;
+you're shivering.... Now I want you to tell me
+some things...."</p>
+
+<p>And, first wrapping her up and putting Stan's
+pillow behind her back, she began to question her.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>What, again, was the purport of her questions?
+What of those of her aunt? What of those of a good
+many others in an age that is producing, and for
+some mysterious reason or other counts it a sign of
+progress to produce, innumerable Amorys&mdash;so many
+that, stretch out your hand where you will, and you
+will touch one?</p>
+
+<p>All is guessing: but it will pass on the time if we
+hold a Meeting about it now. Everybody is agreed
+that the way to arrive at the best conclusions is to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span>
+hold a Meeting, and this will be only one more
+Meeting added to the cloud of Meetings in which the
+"Novum" went up and out&mdash;the Meeting which, as
+Edgar Strong had prophesied, the loyal London
+Indians held (in the Imperial Institute) in order to
+dissociate themselves from the Collins affair (as
+Edgar Strong had also prophesied, Mr. Wilkinson
+moved an amendment, "That this Meeting declines
+to dissociate itself, etc. etc.")&mdash;the numerous secondary
+Meetings that arose out of that Meeting&mdash;the
+Meetings of the "Novum's" creditors (for Edgar
+Strong in his haste to be off had omitted to pay all
+the bills)&mdash;the Meetings at which (Cosimo Pratt
+having withdrawn his support) the Eden and the
+Suffrage Shop had to be reconstructed&mdash;the Meetings
+convened to talk about this, that and the other&mdash;as
+many of them as you like.</p>
+
+<p>Let us too, then, hold a nice, jolly Meeting, in
+order to find out what was the matter with Amory&mdash;a
+Meeting with Mr. Brimby in the Chair, to tell us
+that there is a great deal to be said on both sides,
+and that no party has a monopoly of Truth, and
+that the words that ought always to be on our lips
+as we hurl ourselves into the thickest and hottest of
+the fray, whatever it may be, are "To know all is to
+forgive all."</p>
+
+<p>But let us keep our Meeting as quiet as we can, for
+we shall have no end of a crowd of Meeting-lovers
+there if we don't. The Wyrons will of course have
+to be admitted, and Mr. Wilkinson, and Dickie
+Lemesurier, and a few of the older students of the
+McGrath; but we do not particularly want the others&mdash;those<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span>
+who feel that in a better and brighter world
+they would have been students of the McGrath, but,
+as matters stand, are merely young clerks who can
+draw a little, young salesmen who can write a little,
+young auctioneers with an instinct for the best in
+sculpture, young foremen who yearn to express
+themselves in music, young governesses (or a few of
+them) who have heard of the enormous sums of
+money to be made by playwriting, New Imperialists,
+amateur regenerators, social prophets after working-hours,
+and, in a word, all the people who have just
+heard that it is not true that Satan is yet bound up
+for his promised stretch of a thousand years.
+A terrible number of them will get in whether we
+wish it or not; but let the rest be our own little
+party; and you shall sit next to Britomart Belchamber,
+and I will stand by to open the windows
+in case we feel the need of a little fresh air.</p>
+
+<p>So Mr. Brimby will open the proceedings. He will
+say the things above-mentioned, and presently, with
+emotion and his sense of the world's sorrow gaining
+on him, will come to the case of their dear friend
+Amory Pratt. Here, he will say, is a young woman,
+one of themselves, who does not know what is the
+matter with her&mdash;who does not know what has become
+of her joy&mdash;who cannot understand (if Mr.
+Brimby may be allowed to express himself a little
+poetically) why the bloom of her life has turned to
+an early rime. And so (Mr. Brimby will continue),
+knowing that if two heads are better than one, two
+hundred heads must be just one hundred times better
+still, their friend has submitted her case to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span>
+Meeting. He will beg them to approach that case
+sympathetically. Let the extremists of the one part
+(if there be any) balance the extremists of the other,
+leaving as an ideal and beautiful middle nullity those
+words he had used before, but did not apologize for
+using again&mdash;to know all is to forgive all. And with
+these few remarks (if we are lucky), Mr. Brimby will
+say no more, but will call upon their friend Mr.
+Walter Wyron to state his view of their friend's case.</p>
+
+<p>Then Walter will get up, with his hands in the
+pockets of his knickers, and it will not be his fault
+if he does not get off an epigram or two of the "Love
+is Law" kind. But you will not fail to notice that
+Walter is not his ordinary jaunty self. The withdrawal
+of Cosimo's support is going to hit him
+rather hard, and glances will be exchanged, and one
+or two will whisper behind their hands, "Isn't
+Walter beginning to live a little on his reputation?"
+Still, Walter will contribute his quotum. We shall
+hear that, in his opinion, the Cause of Synthetic
+Protoplasm is making such vast strides to-day that
+we must revise every one of our estimates in the
+light of the most recent knowledge, having done
+which we shall probably find that what is really the
+matter with Amory is that, by comparison with the
+mechanical appliances of Loeb and Delage&mdash;appliances
+which he will take leave to call the Womb of
+the Workshop&mdash;their friend Amory is over-vitalized.</p>
+
+<p>Then Mr. Wilkinson will spring to his feet. And
+Mr. Wilkinson also will be more than a little sore
+about Cosimo's cowardly backsliding. He will say
+first of all that their Chairman, as usual, is talking<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span>
+out of his hat, and that anybody with a grain of
+sense knew that to know all was to have a contempt
+for all; and then he will point out that all the
+trouble had come of shillyshallying with the wrong
+policy. Under Strong's direction of the "Novum,"
+he will say, Amory had been hitting the air to no
+purpose; whereas had he, Mr. Wilkinson, been
+allowed a chance, they would have had the proletariat
+armed with rifles by this, and Pratt's wife would
+have been a <i>tricoteuse</i>, doing a bit of knitting conspiratoriably
+and domestically useful at one and the
+same time&mdash;would have worn a Phrygian cap, and
+carried a pike, and sung "A la Lanterne," and put
+a bit of fire into the men! That's what she ought
+to have done, and have had a bit of a run for her
+money, instead of shillyshallying about with that
+idiot Strong&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>And then a maiden speech will be given us. Mr.
+Raffinger, of the McGrath, will get timidly but
+resolutely up, and we shall all applaud him when
+he says that the bad old <i>r&eacute;gime</i> at the McGrath
+was at the bottom of all the mischief. The stupid
+old Professors of the past had tried to drill instruction
+into the students instead of allowing each one to do
+exactly as he pleased and so to find his own soul.
+Amory had been crushed under the cruel old Juggernaut
+of discipline. But that, happily, was a thing
+of the past at the McGrath. Now they went on the
+more enlightened principles laid down by S&eacute;guin,
+who cured a child of destructiveness by giving it a
+piece of priceless Venetian glass to play with, and
+when he broke it gave it another unique piece, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span>
+then another, and another after that, and another,
+until by degrees the child learned, <i>and would never
+have to unlearn</i> (that was the important thing!) that it
+was very naughty to break valuable Venetian glass.
+(A "Hear hear" from Mr. Brimby, which will
+probably prove so disconcerting to young Mr.
+Raffinger that he will sit down as suddenly as if Mr.
+Wilkinson had discharged two bullets at him).</p>
+
+<p>And then Laura Wyron will speak, saying tremulously
+that she can't understand why Amory isn't
+happy when she has those two lovely babies; but
+she is not happy, and never will be again, because
+she has turned her back on her art; and Britomart
+Belchamber (who will be hoisted to her feet because
+she has lived in the same house with Amory, and may
+have something interesting and intimate to say) will
+doubt whether Amory has always quite closed the
+sweat-ducts with a cold sponge; and then the crowd
+will rush in&mdash;the governess playwrights will say what
+they think, the clerk sculptors what they think,
+and everybody else what he or she thinks&mdash;and
+presently they will have strayed a little from the
+business in hand, and will be discussing Cubism, or
+Matriarchy, or Toe-posts, or the Revival of the
+Ballad, or Rufty Tufty, quite beyond Mr. Brimby's
+power to hale them back to the proper subject. And
+so the Meeting will have to be adjourned, and
+we shall all go again to-morrow night, when Mr.
+Wilkinson will be in the Chair, and there ought to be
+some fun&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>But Edgar Strong will not be there, because he
+will be on the water, and Cosimo will not be there,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span>
+because he will be anxiously counting what money
+remains to him, and Mr. Prang will not be there,
+because he will be under arrest in Bombay.
+But, except for these absences, it will be a perfectly
+ripping Meeting&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>But none of these things were Dorothy's business.
+Instead, by the time she had finished her questioning
+of Amory, there was no thought at all in her breast,
+save only the pitiful desire to help. She saw before
+her an old young woman, more drained and disillusioned
+and with less to look forward to at
+thirty-odd than her aunt had at seventy. Her
+very presence in Dorothy's house that night was a
+confession of it. It was the last house she would
+willingly have gone to, and yet there she was, begging
+Dorothy to tell her what had happened to
+her. And there was nothing for Dorothy to say
+in reply....</p>
+
+<p>She knew that Stan, in the dining-room, was waiting
+to come to bed, but he must wait; Dorothy had
+the fire to mend, and Amory's cold hands to chafe,
+and to get her something hot to drink, and a dozen
+other things to do that had never had a beginning
+either, yet there they were, mere helpful habit and
+nothing more. Presently she set a cup of hot soup
+to Amory's lips.</p>
+
+<p>"Drink this," she said, "and when you're rested
+my husband will take you home."</p>
+
+<p>But that did not happen either. Amory spoke
+very tiredly.</p>
+
+<p>"I should like&mdash;I don't want to trouble you&mdash;anywhere<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span>
+would do&mdash;but I don't want to go home
+to-night&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy made a swift and doubting mental
+calculation. Where could she put her?&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I'm simply done up," muttered Amory closing
+her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid we could only give you a shakedown
+in the dining-room&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;that would do&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Dorothy went out to give Stan his orders. Stan
+swore. "Rather cool, one of <i>that</i> crew coming here,
+to-night of all nights!" But Dorothy was peremptory.</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't cool at all. You don't know anything
+about it. You'll find blankets in the chest in your
+dressing-room, and mind you don't wake Noel.
+Then get some cushions&mdash;I'll air a pillowcase&mdash;and
+then you must go up there and tell them where she
+is&mdash;they'll be anxious&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I bring those twins of hers back with me
+while I'm about it?" Stan asked satirically. "May
+as well put the lot up."</p>
+
+<p>When he heard Dorothy's reply he thought that
+his wife really had gone mad.</p>
+
+<p>"I've arranged that," she said. "We shall be
+putting the twins up for a time at Ludlow by and
+by while she and her husband go away somewhere
+for a change. It's the least we can do. Don't
+stand gaping there, Stan&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Hm! May I ask what's up?"</p>
+
+<p>"You may if you like, but I shan't tell you."</p>
+
+<p>"Hm!... Well&mdash;it's a dog's life&mdash;but I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span>
+suppose it's no good my saying anything&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit."</p>
+
+<p>So Amory was put to bed, most unhygienically,
+in Dorothy's dining-room; but in the middle of
+the night she woke, quite unable to remember where
+she was. There was a narrow opening between
+the drawn curtains; through it a glimmer of
+light shone on the Venetian blinds from the street-lamp
+outside; and without any other light Amory
+got out of her improvised couch. She felt her way
+along the wall to a switch, and then suddenly flooded
+the room with light.</p>
+
+<p>Blinking, she looked around. She herself wore
+one of Dorothy's nightgowns. On Stan's armchair,
+near his pipe-rack, was her hat, and her clothing
+lay in a heap where she had stepped out of
+it. Dorothy's slippers lay by the fender, and
+Dorothy had been too occupied to remember to
+remove the photograph of Uncle Ben from the
+mantelpiece. It seemed to be watching Amory as
+she stood, only half awake, in her borrowed nightgown.</p>
+
+<p>It was odd, the way things came about&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>If you had asked Amory at six o'clock the evening
+before where she intended to spend the night, she
+would not have replied "In Dorothy Tasker's
+flat&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But she felt frightfully listless, and the improvised
+bed was very warm&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>She switched off the light and crept back.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span></p>
+<h2>TAILPIECE</h2>
+
+
+<p>Along the terrace of the late Sir Noel Tasker's
+house&mdash;"The Brear," Ludlow&mdash;there rushed
+a troop of ten or twelve urchins. They were dressed
+anyhow, in variously-coloured jerseys, shirts, jackets
+and blazers, and the legs of half of them were
+bare, and brown as sand. Their ages varied from
+five to fifteen, and it is hardly necessary to say that
+as they ran they shouted. A retriever, two Irish
+terriers, an Airedale and a Sealyham tore barking
+after them. It was a July evening, amber and
+windless, and the shouting and barking diminished
+as the horde turned the corner of the long low
+white house and disappeared into the beech plantation.
+Their tutor was enjoying a well-earned pipe
+in the coach-house.</p>
+
+<p>From the tall drawing-room window there stepped
+on to the terrace a group of older people. The
+sound of wheels slowly ascending the drive could
+be heard. Lady Tasker came out first; she was
+followed by Cosimo and Amory and Dorothy and
+Stan. A little pile of labelled bags stood under the
+rose-grown verandah; the larger boxes had already
+gone on to the station by cart.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Stan took a whistle from his pocket and blew
+two shrill blasts; then he drew out his watch.
+The sounds of shouting drew near again.</p>
+
+<p>"I give 'em thirty seconds," Stan remarked....
+"Twenty-five, twenty-six&mdash;leg it, Corin!&mdash;ah;
+twenty-eight!... Company&mdash;fall in!"</p>
+
+<p>The young Tims and the young Tonys, Corin and
+Bonniebell and the terriers, stood (dogs and all, save
+for their tails) stiff as ramrods. Stan replaced his
+watch. He had been fishing, and still wore his
+tweed peaked cap, with a spare cast or two wound
+round it.</p>
+
+<p>"Company&mdash;'Shun! Stand a-a-at&mdash;ease! 'S
+you were! Stand a-a-at&mdash;ease! Stand easy....
+Tony, fall out and see to the bags. Tim, hold the
+horse. Corin&mdash;Corin!&mdash;What do you keep in the
+trenches?"</p>
+
+<p>"Silence," piped up Corin. He had a rag round
+one brown knee, his head was half buried in an old
+field-service cap, and he refused to be parted, day nor
+night, from the wooden gun he carried.</p>
+
+<p>"Not so much noise then.&mdash;Who hauls down the
+flag to-night?"</p>
+
+<p>"Billie."</p>
+
+<p>"Billie stand by. The rest of you dismiss, but
+don't go far&mdash;'Evening, Richards&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The trap drew up in front of the house. Tim
+held the horse's head, Tony stood among the bags.
+The leavetaking began.</p>
+
+<p>Amory and Cosimo were going to Cumberland for
+the rest of the summer. They would have liked<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span>
+to go to Norway, but the money would no longer
+run to it. They seemed a little shy of one another.
+They had been at the Brear a fortnight, and had
+had the little room over the porch. The twins were
+remaining behind for the present. Dorothy had
+said they would be no trouble. This was entirely
+untrue. They were more trouble than all the rest
+put together. Corin, near the schoolroom window,
+was wrangling with an eight years old Woodgate
+now.</p>
+
+<p>"They do, there! On Hampstead Heath! I've
+seen them, an' they've hats, an' waterbottles, an'
+broomsticks!"</p>
+
+<p>"Pooh, broomsticks! My father has a big
+elephant-gun!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well ... mine goes to great big Meetings, an'
+says 'Hear hear!'"</p>
+
+<p>"My father's in India!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, so was mine!"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>I've</i> seen them troop the Colour at the Horse
+Guards' Parade!"</p>
+
+<p>"So've I!" Corin mendaciously averred.</p>
+
+<p>The other boy opened his eyes wide and protruded
+his mouth. It is rarely that one boy does not know
+when another boy is lying.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, what a big one! <i>You'd</i> catch it if Uncle
+Stan heard you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," Corin pouted, "&mdash;I will&mdash;or else I'll
+cry all night&mdash;hard&mdash;and I'll make Bonnie cry
+too!&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, an' so shall I, again, an' then I'll have seen<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span>
+it twice, an' you'll only have seen it once, an' if I see
+it every time you do you'll <i>never</i> have seen it as often
+as me!"</p>
+
+<p>Then Stan's voice was heard.</p>
+
+<p>"Corin, come here."</p>
+
+<p>It was an atmosphere of insensate militarism,
+but the Pratts were content to leave their offspring
+to breathe it for the present. They had another
+matter to attend to&mdash;their own marital relations.
+It had at last occurred to them that you cannot
+rule others until you can govern yourself, and they
+were going to see what could be done about it.
+They had secured a cottage miles away from anywhere,
+at the head of a narrow-gauge railway, and
+it remained to be seen whether quiet and privacy
+and the resources they might find within themselves
+would avail them better than the opposites of these
+things had done. There was just the chance that
+they might&mdash;their only chance. The twins, if all
+went well, would join them by and by. In the
+meantime they must see red, and learn to do things
+with once telling.</p>
+
+<p>So Amory took the struggling Corin into her
+arms&mdash;he wanted to go to the armoury of wooden
+guns&mdash;and kissed him. Then he ran unconcernedly
+off. Dorothy saw the sad little lift of Amory's
+bosom, guessed the cause, and laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"Shocking little ingrates!" she said. "Noel's
+joy when I go away is sometimes indecent.&mdash;But
+don't be afraid they'll be any trouble to us here.
+You see the rabble we have in any case."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"It's very good of you," Amory murmured
+awkwardly.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing of the sort. Stan loves to manage
+them&mdash;it keeps his hand in for managing me, he
+says.... Now, I don't want to hurry you, but
+you'd better be off if you're going to get as far as
+Liverpool to-night. Good-bye, dear&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye, Dorothy&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"So long, Pratt&mdash;up with those bags, Tim&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye, Bonnie&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Corin! Corin!&mdash;(Hm! See if I don't have
+you in hand in another week or two, my boy!)&mdash;Come
+and say good-bye to your father."</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye, Lady Tasker&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"All right?"</p>
+
+<p>The wheels crunched; hands were waved; the
+rabble gave a shockingly undisciplined cheer;
+and young Arthur Woodgate, who had run along
+the terrace and stood holding the gate at the end
+open, saluted. Stan took out his watch again.</p>
+
+<p>"Four minutes to sunset," he announced.</p>
+
+<p>But there was no need to tell Billie to stand by to
+strike the flag that hung motionless above the gable
+where the old billiard-room and gun-room had been
+thrown together to make the schoolroom. The
+halyards were already in his hands.</p>
+
+<p>"Here, Corin," Stan called, "you shall fire the
+gun to-night."</p>
+
+<p>Corin gave a wild yell of joy. Well out of reach,
+there was an electric button on one of the rose-grown
+verandah posts. Stan lifted his newest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span>
+recruit to it, who put a finger-tip on it and shut his
+eyes&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Bang!</span>" went the little brass carronade in the
+locked enclosure behind the woodshed&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>And hand over hand Billie hauled the flag
+down.</p>
+
+<p>But it would be run up again in the morning.</p>
+
+<hr />
+<p class="center"><i>Printed by</i> <span class="smcap">Butler &amp; Tanner</span>, <i>Frome and London</i>.</p>
+<hr />
+
+<p class="right"><span style="margin-right: 5em;"><i>SPRING 1914</i></span></p>
+
+<h2>METHUEN'S POPULAR NOVELS</h2>
+<h4>Crown 8vo, 6s. each</h4>
+
+
+<p><big><b>IT HAPPENED IN EGYPT</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By C. N. and <span class="smcap">A. M. Williamson</span>, Authors of 'The
+Heather Moon,' 'The Lightning Conductor,' etc.</p></div>
+
+<p>This book tells, in the charming manner of the authors, a story of entrancing
+interest for travellers in Egypt and for home-dwellers too. A
+young English diplomatist finds himself compelled by an unusual combination
+of circumstances to become the temporary conductor of a party of
+tourists cruising on the Mediterranean and seeing Egypt. His strange
+new duties plunge him into the midst of adventures both comic and
+serious. He composes quarrels, intervenes in love affairs, baffles the
+agents of a secret society, conducts his charges successfully up the Nile
+to Khartoum, and in the end finds love and treasure both for himself and
+a faithful friend.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>CHANCE</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Joseph Conrad</span>, Author of 'The Nigger of the
+"Narcissus."'</p></div>
+
+<p>In this new romance, which Mr. Conrad unfolds in his fascinating and
+curious way, partly by monologue, partly by narrative, we find the author
+of <i>Lord Jim</i> again revealing one of those strange cases of human passion
+and disaster which he alone, of living writers, can present. The sea is in
+the book, but it is not entirely a book of the sea.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>WHOM GOD HATH JOINED</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Arnold Bennett</span>, Author of 'Clayhanger.'</p></div>
+
+<p>This is a re-issue of one of Mr. Bennett's most famous novels.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE WAY HOME</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Basil King</span>, Author of 'The Wild Olive.'</p></div>
+
+<p>This is the story, minutely and understandingly told, of a sinner, his life
+and death. He is an ordinary man and no hero, and the final issue raised
+concerns the right of one who has persistently disregarded religion during
+his strength, in accepting its consolations when his end is near: a question
+of interest to every one. The book, however, is not a tract, but a very
+real novel.<span class="pagenum">[Pg 2]</span></p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>OLD ANDY</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Dorothea Conyers</span>, Author of 'Sandy Married,' etc.</p></div>
+
+<p>No one knows rural Ireland and its humours better than Mrs. Conyers,
+whose intensely Hibernian stories are becoming so well known, and throw
+such amusing light on that eternal and delightful Ireland which never gets
+into the papers or politics. In <i>Old Andy</i> there is a very charming vein of
+sentiment as well as much fun and farce.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE GOLDEN BARRIER</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Agnes</span> and <span class="smcap">Egerton Castle</span>, Authors of 'If Youth
+but Knew.'</p></div>
+
+<p>The main theme of this romance is the situation created by the marriage&mdash;a
+marriage of love&mdash;of a comparatively poor man, proud, chivalrous, and
+tender, to a wealthy heiress: a girl of refined and generous instincts, but
+something of a wayward 'spoilt child,' loving to use the power which her
+fortune gives her to play the Lady M&aelig;cenas to a crowd of impecunious
+flatterers, fortune hunters, and unrecognized geniuses. On a critical
+occasion, thwarted in one of her mad schemes of patronage by her husband,
+who tries to clear her society of these sycophants and parasites, she
+petulantly taunts him with having been a poor man himself, who happily
+married money. Outraged in his love and pride, he offers her the choice
+of coming to share his poverty or of living on, alone, amid her luxuries.
+There begins a conflict of wills between these two, who remain in love
+with each other&mdash;prolonged naturally, and embittered, by the efforts of
+the interested hangers-on to keep the inconvenient husband out of Lady
+M&aelig;cenas' house&mdash;but ending in a happy surrender on both sides.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE HAPPY HUNTING GROUND</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Alice Perrin</span>, Author of 'The Anglo-Indians.'</p></div>
+
+<p>A lively and entertaining story of Anglo-Indian life dealing with the
+matrimonial adventures of a young lady whose forbears have all been
+connected with the Indian services, and who is sent out to India to find a
+husband in her own class of life, but marries an official of humble origin
+ignorant of the circumstances of his birth. Troubles and disappointments,
+which come near to real tragedy, end in the triumph of grit and sincerity
+over social barriers.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE FLYING INN</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">G. K. Chesterton</span>.</p></div>
+
+<p>This story is partly a farcical romance of the adventures of the last
+English Inn-keeper, when all Western Europe had been conquered by the
+Moslem Empire and its dogma of abstinence from wine. It might well
+be called 'What Might Have Been,' for it was sketched out before the
+legend of the Invincible Turk was broken. It involves a narrative development
+which is also something of a challenge in ethics. The lyrics
+called 'Songs of the Simple Life,' which appeared in <i>The New Witness</i>,
+are sung between the Inn-keeper and his friend, the Irish Captain, who
+are the principal characters in the romance.<span class="pagenum">[Pg 3]</span></p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE WAY OF THESE WOMEN</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">E. Phillips Oppenheim</span>, Author of 'The Missing
+Delora.'</p></div>
+
+<p>In this story Mr. Phillips Oppenheim, who is never content to remain in
+the same rut for long, has boldly deserted the somewhat complicated
+mechanism which goes to the making of the modern romance. He has
+contented himself with weaving a tensely written story around one Event,
+and concentrating the whole love interest of the book upon two people.
+The Event in itself is one simple enough, its use in fiction almost hackneyed,
+yet the circumstances surrounding it are so tragical and surprising, its
+hidden history so unexpected, that it easily serves as the pivot of an
+interest arresting from the first, startling in its latter stages, almost breathless
+in its last development.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>A CROOKED MILE</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Oliver Onions</span>, Author of 'The Two Kisses.'</p></div>
+
+<p>This is a story of a very modern marriage following the author's previous
+story, <i>The Two Kisses</i>, of a very modern courtship. In it two <i>m&eacute;nages</i> are
+contrasted, the one run on new and liberal and enlightened lines, the other
+still dominated by the ideas of the benighted past. What the difference
+between them comes to in the end depends entirely on the interpretation
+put upon the story, but the comedy 'note' speaks for itself. It may be
+remembered that <i>The Two Kisses</i> touches on the foibles of certain artists.
+<i>A Crooked Mile</i> deals with the vagaries of a certain airy amateurism in
+Imperial Politics.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE SEA CAPTAIN</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">H. C. Bailey</span>, Author of 'The Lonely Queen.'</p></div>
+
+<p>One of the great company of Elizabethan seamen is the hero of this
+novel. There is, however, no attempt at glorifying him or his comrades.
+Mr. Bailey has endeavoured to mingle realism with the romance of the
+time. Captain Rymingtowne is presented as no crusader but something of
+a merchant, something of an adventurer and a little of a pirate. He has
+nothing to do with the familiar tales of the Spanish Main and the Indies.
+His voyages were to the Mediterranean when the Moorish corsairs were at
+the height of their power, and of them and their great leaders, Kheyr-&eacute;d-din
+Barbarossa and Dragut Reis, the story has much to tell. Captain
+Rymingtowne was concerned in the famous Moorish raid to capture the
+most beautiful woman in Europe and in the amazing affair of the Christian
+prisoners at Alexandria.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>FIREMEN HOT</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">C. J. Cutcliffe Hyne</span>, Author of 'The Adventures
+of Captain Kettle.'</p></div>
+
+<p>In <i>Firemen Hot</i>, Mr. Cutcliffe Hyne has added three clearly etched
+portraits to a gallery which already contains those marine 'musketeers,'
+Thompson, McTodd, and Captain Kettle. The marine fireman is probably
+at about the bottom of the social scale, but, in Mr. Hyne's pages, he is
+very much the human being. In each chapter the redoubtable trio play
+before a different background, but whether they are in New Orleans or
+Hull, in Vera Cruz or Marseilles, one can tell in a paragraph that the<span class="pagenum">[Pg 4]</span>
+author is writing of his ground from first-hand knowledge, and his characters
+from intimate and joyous study of them. A few Captain Kettle
+stories have been added.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>SIMPSON</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Elinor Mordaunt</span>, Author of 'The Cost of It.'</p></div>
+
+<p>Simpson is a retired business man in the prime of life, who, beneath a
+rugged exterior, possesses a sympathetic heart. Yet, finding no woman to
+fill it, he organizes a bachelor's club of congenial spirits and leases a fine
+old English country estate, there to live in <i>dolce far niente</i> untroubled by
+feminism in any form. How first one member of the club and then another
+drops away for sentimental reasons until only Simpson is left, and then his
+final capitulation to the only woman&mdash;all this makes a delightful bit of
+comedy. The book, however, is more than a comedy. Running through
+it is a sound knowledge of human life and character, and the writing is
+always brilliant. It is a book out of the ordinary in every way.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>TWO WOMEN</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Max Pemberton</span>, Author of 'The Mystery of the
+Green Heart.'</p></div>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>DAVID AND JONATHAN IN THE
+RIVIERA</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">L. B. Walford</span>, Author of 'Mr. Smith.'</p></div>
+
+<p>Two simple, unsophisticated bachelors, respectively minister and elder of
+a Scotch country parish, go to the Riviera for health's sake, and the rich
+and jovial 'Jonathan,' older by fifteen years than his friend, means to have
+a merry time, and to force the reluctant, shy, and sensitive 'David' into
+having a merry time too. He 'opines' that David needs waking up.
+Jonathan Buckie reminds us of Mrs. Walford's earlier hero 'Mr. Smith,'
+but unluckily his heart of gold is not united to the latter's personal charms,
+and he continually jars upon his companion, especially when making new
+acquaintances. His habit of doing this in and out of season eventually
+leads to disaster, and both men pass through a never-to-be-forgotten
+experience of the sirens of the South before they return home. An old
+Scotch serving-man, who attends Mr. Buckie as valet, plays no small part
+in the story, and his sardonic comments, grim humour, and the way in
+which he handles his master, whose measure he has taken to a nicety,
+make many amusing episodes.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE ORLEY TRADITION</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Ralph Straus</span>.</p></div>
+
+<p>The Orleys are an old noble family, once powerful, but now living
+quietly in a corner of England (Kent). They do nothing at all, in spite
+of people's endeavours to make them reach to the older heights. But they
+are happy in their retirement, and the real reason for this is that they have
+few brains. John Orley, the hero, has all the family characteristics, and
+is preparing himself for a humdrum country life, when he meets with an
+accident which prevents him from playing games, etc. He becomes ambitious,
+goes out into the world, and&mdash;fails at everything. He recovers
+his strength, and sees the mistake he has made, and the book ends as it
+began, the Orley Tradition holding true.<span class="pagenum">[Pg 5]</span></p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>ON THE STAIRCASE</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Frank Swinnerton</span>.</p></div>
+
+<p>The scene of Mr. Frank Swinnerton's new novel is set in the heart of
+London, in the parish of Holborn. The reproduction of manners, and
+the revelation by this means of the spirit underlying those manners, forms
+the framework of a story of passion. In the main, therefore, <i>On the Staircase</i>
+is a romance with a clearly defined setting of commonplace happenings,
+in which the loves of Barbara Gretton and Adrian Velancourt are
+shown in conflict with the action of circumstance. The book is in no
+sense photographic, but it has value as a social picture, being based upon
+genuine observation.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>MAN AND WOMAN</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">L. G. Moberly</span>, Author of 'Joy.'</p></div>
+
+<p>This story, which is based on Tennyson's lines&mdash;'The woman's cause is
+man's, they rise or sink together'&mdash;has for its chief character a woman who
+takes the feminist view that man is the enemy; a view from which she is
+ultimately converted. Another prominent character is one whose love is
+given to a weak man, her axiom being that love takes no heed of the
+worthiness or unworthiness of its object. The scene is laid partly in
+London, partly in a country cottage, and partly in India during the
+Durbar of the King-Emperor.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>MAX CARRADOS</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Ernest Bramah</span>, Author of 'The Wallet of Kai
+Lung.'</p></div>
+
+<p>Max Carrados is blind, but in his case blindness is more than counter-balanced
+by an enormously enhanced perception of the other senses. How
+these serve their purpose in the various difficulties and emergencies that
+confront the wealthy amateur when, through the instigation of his friend
+Louis Carlyle, a private inquiry agent, he devotes himself to the elucidation
+of mysteries, is the basis of Mr. Ernest Bramah's new book. The adventures
+that ensue range from sensational tragedy to romantic comedy as the
+occasions rise.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE MAN UPSTAIRS</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">P. G. Wodehouse</span>, Author of 'The Little Nugget.'</p></div>
+
+<p>Under this title Mr. Wodehouse has collected nineteen of the short
+stories written by him in the past four years. Mr. Wodehouse is one of
+the few English short-story writers with an equally large public on both
+sides of the Atlantic: but only two of these stories have an American
+setting. All except one of this collection are humorous, and some idea of
+the variety of incident of the remainder may be gathered from the fact that
+their heroes include a barber, a gardener, an artist, a playwriter, a tramp,
+a waiter, an hotel clerk, a golfer, a stockbroker, a butler, a bank clerk, an
+assistant master at a private school, an insurance clerk, a peer's son who
+is also a leading member of a First League Association football team,
+and a Knight of King Arthur's Round Table who is neither brave nor
+handsome.<span class="pagenum">[Pg 6]</span></p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>SQUARE PEGS</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Charles Inge</span>, Author of 'The Unknown Quantity.'</p></div>
+
+<p>This novel raises again the absorbing question as to what is failure and
+what success. It tells how a big man from South Africa sets out to conquer
+London&mdash;the London of the Lobby and the Clubs&mdash;with a threepenny
+weekly paper and sympathy for the unemployed; how he fails, but in
+failure wins his woman; how she too suffers in the London of women
+workers. There is, on the other side, the little solicitor who calculates
+for and succeeds by the other's failure; but in succeeding loses. The
+background includes the life drama of an enthusiast for Labour reform.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>MESSENGERS</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Margaret Hope</span>, Author of 'Christina Holbrook.'</p></div>
+
+<p>A story of the sudden yielding to temptation of a woman of good
+position. She suffers for her fault in prison, but her sufferings on release
+are ten times greater. She tries her utmost to keep the knowledge of her
+guilt from her daughter, a girl just left school, but in vain. The girl, in
+a painful scene, demands to be told the truth, and the mother, unable to
+bear the sight of her child's misery, flies from home, hoping still in some
+way to retrieve the past. But the net of circumstance is too strongly
+woven.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>ENTER AN AMERICAN</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By E. <span class="smcap">Crosby-Heath</span>, Author of 'Henrietta taking
+Notes.'</p></div>
+
+<p>The hero of Miss Crosby-Heath's new novel is a self-made American,
+who comes to London and enters a Home for Paying Guests. He is an
+optimistic philanthropist, and he contrives to help all the English friends
+he makes. His own crudity is modified by his London experiences, and
+the dull minds of his middle-class English friends are broadened by contact
+with his untrammelled personality. A humorous love interest runs
+through the book.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE FRUITS OF THE MORROW</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Agnes Jacomb</span>, Author of 'The Faith of his
+Fathers.'</p></div>
+
+<p><i>The Fruits of the Morrow</i> is a novel showing the consequences of a man's
+and a woman's conduct in the past and how it affects the lives of their
+two sons. The other characters of the story are in different degrees
+involved in the results of the old romance, but not irredeemably. There
+is no hero in the ordinary sense of the word, the four male characters
+being of almost equal importance. The action takes place mainly in East
+Anglia and during the months of one summer.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>A GIRL FROM MEXICO</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By R. B. <span class="smcap">Townshend</span>, Author of 'Lone Pine.'</p></div>
+
+<p>Adventures are to the adventurous, and a very young Oxford man
+who strikes out for himself in the wild and woolly West is apt to come in
+for some lively developments. He gets an exciting start by going partners
+with a Mormon-eating American desperado, and when the unsophisticated
+youth falls in love with a velvet-eyed Mexican senorita, and then finds<span class="pagenum">[Pg 7]</span>
+himself called upon in honour to play the part of Don Quixote, things
+begin to get tangled up. Finally he becomes involved in a struggle, not
+only with Mormons but with Mexican self-torturers in a great scene on the
+Calvary of the Penitentes which forms the climax of the story.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>SARAH MIDGET</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Lincoln Grey</span>.</p></div>
+
+<p>In the sedate atmosphere of a quiet country town there develop the
+later phases of a man's sin, when he has become rich and powerful, and
+the woman whom he thrust aside in his early manhood learns, all unconsciously,
+to love the son of her successful rival. How Sarah Midget
+rises, in the shock of a great tragedy, to supreme heights of self-sacrifice,
+is shown in poignant and moving scenes.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>AN ASTOUNDING GOLF MATCH</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By '<span class="smcap">Stancliffe</span>,' Author of 'Fun on the Billiard Table'
+and 'Golf Do's and Dont's.'</p></div>
+
+<p>The narrative of the adventures of two golfers of equal handicaps, but
+different styles, who being dissatisfied with the result of two home and home
+matches, decide that golf across country from links to links, would be
+more scientific and interesting than golf where all the hazards are known.
+The troubles that befell them, and how the match came to an abrupt
+termination, to the discomfort of one and the joy of the other, are told in
+this book.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>BLACKLAW</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By Sir <span class="smcap">George Makgill</span>.</p></div>
+
+<p>This is a study in temperaments&mdash;a contrast between the old and the
+new views of the relations between parent and child. Lord Blacklaw
+throws up rank and fortune, takes his children to the Colonies to live 'the
+Patriarchal Life,' and sacrifices their future to his own impulses. John
+Westray, on the other hand, gives up happiness, even life itself, for what
+he deems his son's welfare. Each from his own point of view fails, yet
+neither life is wholly wasted. The scenes are laid in Scotland, New
+Zealand, and in a Cornish Art Colony.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>POTTER AND CLAY</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By Mrs. <span class="smcap">Stanley Wrench</span>, Author of 'Love's Fool,'
+'Pillars of Smoke,' 'The Court of the Gentiles,' etc.</p></div>
+
+<p>In this story the author returns to the peasant folk of the Midlands whom
+she knows so well, and of whom she has written with sympathetic frankness
+in several books already. Just now, when the land question is so
+much discussed, this novel, dealing in the main with tillers of the soil,
+should receive careful attention.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>A ROMAN PICTURE</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Paul Waineman</span>, Author of 'A Heroine from Finland.'</p></div>
+
+<p>Mr. Paul Waineman, the Finnish novelist who has so far allowed his
+pen only to describe his native land Finland, has in his latest work essayed
+a new and also very old hunting ground for those in search of romance.<span class="pagenum">[Pg 8]</span>
+<i>A Roman Picture</i> is a romantic love story, set in the Mother City of the
+world, Rome. The author, from personal experience, shows up in a daring
+manner the hatred that still exists between the old and the new Rome.
+The heavy shadows and many memories within the vast decaying Roman
+palace, haunted by the living presence of the young and beautiful Donna
+Bianca Savelli, the last representative of an ancient line, form a pen-picture
+which will appeal to the many lovers of Rome.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE GIRL ON THE GREEN</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">Mark Allerton</span>, Author of 'Such and Such
+Things.'</p></div>
+
+<p>The atmosphere of the links pervades Mark Allerton's new novel. The
+wind from the sea blows fresh through its pages. The heroine is a charming,
+high-spirited girl who on her way from college to Bury St. Dunstan's,
+has an unexpected excursion into Militancy. The author has no views to
+present on the Suffrage Movement; nor, indeed, has his heroine, whose
+not-to-be-explained week-end in a police cell gives ample scope for a highly
+amusing and exciting story. While <i>The Girl on the Green</i> makes a bid
+for general popularity, golfers will find it of particular interest. Mark
+Allerton is well known as a writer on the game, and his description of the
+great golf match between the hero and heroine will be found full of sly
+allusions to topics in the knowledge of all golfers, as well as an uncommonly
+racy and exciting finish to a breezy story.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>DICKIE DEVON</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">John Overton</span>, Author of 'Lynette.'</p></div>
+
+<p>Mr. John Overton's second novel is laid in Worcestershire in the summer
+of 1644, and is the story of a young Cavalier, forced by adverse circumstances
+to become a spy among the Roundheads. His position is a difficult
+and dangerous one, and matters are made worse by the advent of a spoilt
+Court beauty, who&mdash;mistaking him for another man&mdash;imagines herself to
+be his wife. Readers of <i>Lynette</i> will welcome the reappearance of the
+happy-go-lucky Irishman, Michael Fleming, who plays a leading part in
+this romance of love and war.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>THE STORY OF A CIRCLE</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">M. A. Curtois</span>, Author of 'A Summer in Cornwall.'</p></div>
+
+<p>A story of an experiment in the Occult, in which some ladies who began
+by being idly interested in psychical research, find themselves in dangerous
+contact with the material necessities of mediums. Much light is cast upon
+that strange population of charlatans who grow fat on the credulity of the
+foolish in London.</p>
+
+
+<p><br /><big><b>LOTTERIES OF CIRCUMSTANCE</b></big></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>By <span class="smcap">R. C. Lynegrove</span>.</p></div>
+
+<p>This story is laid in Germany, and describes the matrimonial adventures
+of two sisters belonging to the impoverished German aristocracy. The
+elder, gentle and unselfish, marries into the vulgar domineering family of
+Gubbenmeyer. The other, flirtatious and attractive, saves herself and her
+family from penury by securing a rich officer, only to jeopardize everything
+through her undisciplined and sensuous temperament.
+<br />
+<br /></p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTE:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a>I have been charged with the invention of these faceti&aelig;.
+Here is the Synthetic Protoplasm idea:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"The dream of creating offspring without the concurrence
+of woman has always haunted the imagination of the human
+race. The miraculous advances which the chemical synthesis
+has accomplished in these latter days seem to justify
+the boldest hopes, but we are still far from the creation of
+living protoplasm. The experiences of Loeb or of Delage
+are undoubtedly very confounding. But in order to
+produce life these scientists were obliged, nevertheless; to
+have recourse to beings already organized. Thousands of
+centuries undoubtedly separate us from any possibility of
+realizing the most magnificent and most disconcerting dream
+ever engendered in the human brain. In the meantime, as
+the Torch of Life must be transmitted to the succeeding
+generations, woman will continue gloriously to fulfil her
+character of mother."&mdash;"Problems of the Sexes," Jean
+Finot; 12<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> net; p. 352.</p>
+
+<p>Lightly worked up and chattily treated, this theme, as
+Katie said, drew quiet smiles of appreciation from every
+cultured audience which Walter addressed.</p></div>
+
+</div>
+<p><br />
+<br />
+<br /></p>
+<div class='footnotes'><h3>Transcriber's Notes:</h3>
+
+<div class="tnote"><p>Obvious punctuation errors repaired.</p></div>
+
+<div class="tnote"><p>Printer's errors repaired, including:</p>
+<ul><li>Page 128, "interestng" corrected to be "interesting" (really interesting detail)</li>
+<li>Page 129, "advertisments" corrected to be "advertisements" (advertisements had not)</li>
+<li>Page 217, "necesarily" corrected to be "necessarily" (did not necessarily)</li>
+<li>Page 219, "relasped" corrected to be "relapsed" (relapsed into silence)</li>
+<li>Page 227, "if" corrected to be "it" (take it for)</li>
+<li>Page 233, "ideals" corrected to be "ideas" (ideas seem original)</li>
+<li>Page 295, "premisses" corrected to be "premises" (own premises)</li>
+<li>Page 296, "what "what" corrected to be "what" ("what we've heard)</li>
+<li>Page 302, "consspiratoriably" corrected to be "conspiratoriably" (knitting conspiratoriably)</li></ul></div>
+
+<div class="tnote"><p>Other variable spellings within the text retained, including:</p>
+<ul><li>The same word with and without apostrophe, for example: "Golder's Green" and "Golders Green"</li>
+<li>The same word with and without accent, for example: "r&eacute;gime" and "regime"</li>
+<li>The same word with and without hyphen, for example: "off-handedly" and "offhandedly"</li>
+<li>Inconsistent spelling, for example: "by and by" and "by and bye"</li></ul></div>
+</div>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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