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+The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Writings of Thomas Paine, Volume IV., by Thomas Paine
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and
+most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
+whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms
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+will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before
+using this eBook.
+
+Title: The Writings of Thomas Paine, Volume IV.
+ 1794-1796.
+
+Author: Thomas Paine
+
+Editor: Moncure Daniel Conway
+
+Release Date: August 14, 2001 [eBook #3743]
+[Most recently updated: March 20, 2021]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: UTF-8
+
+Produced by: Norman M. Wolcott and David Widger
+
+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WRITINGS OF THOMAS PAINE ***
+
+
+
+
+The Writings of Thomas Paine
+
+The Age of Reason — Part I and II
+
+by Thomas Paine
+
+Collected And Edited By Moncure Daniel Conway
+
+VOLUME IV.
+
+(1796)
+
+
+Contents
+
+ EDITOR’S INTRODUCTION
+
+ THE AGE OF REASON — PART I
+ CHAPTER I. THE AUTHOR’S PROFESSION OF FAITH
+ CHAPTER II. OF MISSIONS AND REVELATIONS
+ CHAPTER III. CONCERNING THE CHARACTER OF JESUS CHRIST, AND HIS HISTORY
+ CHAPTER IV. OF THE BASES OF CHRISTIANITY
+ CHAPTER V. EXAMINATION IN DETAIL OF THE PRECEDING BASES
+ CHAPTER VI. OF THE TRUE THEOLOGY
+ CHAPTER VII. EXAMINATION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
+ CHAPTER VIII. OF THE NEW TESTAMENT
+ CHAPTER IX. IN WHAT THE TRUE REVELATION CONSISTS
+ CHAPTER X. CONCERNING GOD, AND THE LIGHTS CAST ON HIS EXISTENCE AND ATTRIBUTES BY THE BIBLE
+ CHAPTER XI. OF THE THEOLOGY OF THE CHRISTIANS; AND THE TRUE THEOLOGY
+ CHAPTER XII. THE EFFECTS OF CHRISTIANISM ON EDUCATION; PROPOSED REFORMS
+ CHAPTER XIII. COMPARISON OF CHRISTIANISM WITH THE RELIGIOUS IDEAS INSPIRED BY NATURE
+ CHAPTER XIV. SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE
+ CHAPTER XV. ADVANTAGES OF THE EXISTENCE OF MANY WORLDS IN EACH SOLAR SYSTEM
+ CHAPTER XVI. APPLICATION OF THE PRECEDING TO THE SYSTEM OF THE CHRISTIANS
+ CHAPTER XVII. OF THE MEANS EMPLOYED IN ALL TIME, AND ALMOST UNIVERSALLY, TO DECEIVE THE PEOPLES
+ RECAPITULATION
+
+ THE AGE OF REASON — PART II
+ PREFACE
+ CHAPTER I. THE OLD TESTAMENT
+ CHAPTER II. THE NEW TESTAMENT
+ CHAPTER III. CONCLUSION
+
+
+
+
+EDITOR’S INTRODUCTION
+
+WITH SOME RESULTS OF RECENT RESEARCHES.
+
+
+In the opening year, 1793, when revolutionary France had beheaded its
+king, the wrath turned next upon the King of kings, by whose grace
+every tyrant claimed to reign. But eventualities had brought among them
+a great English and American heart—Thomas Paine. He had pleaded for
+Louis Capet—“Kill the king but spare the man.” Now he
+pleaded,—“Disbelieve in the King of kings, but do not confuse with that
+idol the Father of Mankind!”
+
+In Paine’s Preface to the Second Part of “The Age of Reason” he
+describes himself as writing the First Part near the close of the year
+1793. “I had not finished it more than six hours, in the state it has
+since appeared, before a guard came about three in the morning, with an
+order signed by the two Committees of Public Safety and Surety General,
+for putting me in arrestation.” This was on the morning of December 28.
+But it is necessary to weigh the words just quoted—“in the state it has
+since appeared.” For on August 5, 1794, Francois Lanthenas, in an
+appeal for Paine’s liberation, wrote as follows: “I deliver to Merlin
+de Thionville a copy of the last work of T. Payne [The Age of Reason],
+formerly our colleague, and in custody since the decree excluding
+foreigners from the national representation. This book was written by
+the author in the beginning of the year ’93 (old style). I undertook
+its translation before the revolution against priests, and it was
+published in French about the same time. Couthon, to whom I sent it,
+seemed offended with me for having translated this work.”
+
+Under the frown of Couthon, one of the most atrocious colleagues of
+Robespierre, this early publication seems to have been so effectually
+suppressed that no copy bearing that date, 1793, can be found in France
+or elsewhere. In Paine’s letter to Samuel Adams, printed in the present
+volume, he says that he had it translated into French, to stay the
+progress of atheism, and that he endangered his life “by opposing
+atheism.” The time indicated by Lanthenas as that in which he submitted
+the work to Couthon would appear to be the latter part of March, 1793,
+the fury against the priesthood having reached its climax in the
+decrees against them of March 19 and 26. If the moral deformity of
+Couthon, even greater than that of his body, be remembered, and the
+readiness with which death was inflicted for the most theoretical
+opinion not approved by the “Mountain,” it will appear probable that
+the offence given Couthon by Paine’s book involved danger to him and
+his translator. On May 31, when the Girondins were accused, the name of
+Lanthenas was included, and he barely escaped; and on the same day
+Danton persuaded Paine not to appear in the Convention, as his life
+might be in danger. Whether this was because of the “Age of Reason,”
+with its fling at the “Goddess Nature” or not, the statements of author
+and translator are harmonized by the fact that Paine prepared the
+manuscript, with considerable additions and changes, for publication in
+English, as he has stated in the Preface to Part II.
+
+A comparison of the French and English versions, sentence by sentence,
+proved to me that the translation sent by Lanthenas to Merlin de
+Thionville in 1794 is the same as that he sent to Couthon in 1793. This
+discovery was the means of recovering several interesting sentences of
+the original work. I have given as footnotes translations of such
+clauses and phrases of the French work as appeared to be important.
+Those familiar with the translations of Lanthenas need not be reminded
+that he was too much of a literalist to depart from the manuscript
+before him, and indeed he did not even venture to alter it in an
+instance (presently considered) where it was obviously needed. Nor
+would Lanthenas have omitted any of the paragraphs lacking in his
+translation. This original work was divided into seventeen chapters,
+and these I have restored, translating their headings into English. The
+“Age of Reason” is thus for the first time given to the world with
+nearly its original completeness.
+
+It should be remembered that Paine could not have read the proof of his
+“Age of Reason” (Part I.) which went through the press while he was in
+prison. To this must be ascribed the permanence of some sentences as
+abbreviated in the haste he has described. A notable instance is the
+dropping out of his estimate of Jesus the words rendered by Lanthenas
+“trop peu imite, trop oublie, trop meconnu.” The addition of these
+words to Paine’s tribute makes it the more notable that almost the only
+recognition of the human character and life of Jesus by any theological
+writer of that generation came from one long branded as an infidel.
+
+To the inability of the prisoner to give his work any revision must be
+attributed the preservation in it of the singular error already alluded
+to, as one that Lanthenas, but for his extreme fidelity, would have
+corrected. This is Paine’s repeated mention of six planets, and
+enumeration of them, twelve years after the discovery of Uranus. Paine
+was a devoted student of astronomy, and it cannot for a moment be
+supposed that he had not participated in the universal welcome of
+Herschel’s discovery. The omission of any allusion to it convinces me
+that the astronomical episode was printed from a manuscript written
+before 1781, when Uranus was discovered. Unfamiliar with French in
+1793, Paine might not have discovered the erratum in Lanthenas’
+translation, and, having no time for copying, he would naturally use as
+much as possible of the same manuscript in preparing his work for
+English readers. But he had no opportunity of revision, and there
+remains an erratum which, if my conjecture be correct, casts a
+significant light on the paragraphs in which he alludes to the
+preparation of the work. He states that soon after his publication of
+“Common Sense” (1776), he “saw the exceeding probability that a
+revolution in the system of government would be followed by a
+revolution in the system of religion,” and that “man would return to
+the pure, unmixed, and unadulterated belief of one God and no more.” He
+tells Samuel Adams that it had long been his intention to publish his
+thoughts upon religion, and he had made a similar remark to John Adams
+in 1776. Like the Quakers among whom he was reared Paine could then
+readily use the phrase “word of God” for anything in the Bible which
+approved itself to his “inner light,” and as he had drawn from the
+first Book of Samuel a divine condemnation of monarchy, John Adams, a
+Unitarian, asked him if he believed in the inspiration of the Old
+Testament. Paine replied that he did not, and at a later period meant
+to publish his views on the subject. There is little doubt that he
+wrote from time to time on religious points, during the American war,
+without publishing his thoughts, just as he worked on the problem of
+steam navigation, in which he had invented a practicable method (ten
+years before John Fitch made his discovery) without publishing it. At
+any rate it appears to me certain that the part of “The Age of Reason”
+connected with Paine’s favorite science, astronomy, was written before
+1781, when Uranus was discovered.
+
+Paine’s theism, however invested with biblical and Christian
+phraseology, was a birthright. It appears clear from several allusions
+in “The Age of Reason” to the Quakers that in his early life, or before
+the middle of the eighteenth century, the people so called were
+substantially Deists. An interesting confirmation of Paine’s statements
+concerning them appears as I write in an account sent by Count Leo
+Tolstoi to the London ‘Times’ of the Russian sect called Dukhobortsy
+(The Times, October 23, 1895). This sect sprang up in the last century,
+and the narrative says:
+
+“The first seeds of the teaching called afterwards ‘Dukhoborcheskaya’
+were sown by a foreigner, a Quaker, who came to Russia. The fundamental
+idea of his Quaker teaching was that in the soul of man dwells God
+himself, and that He himself guides man by His inner word. God lives in
+nature physically and in man’s soul spiritually. To Christ, as to an
+historical personage, the Dukhobortsy do not ascribe great
+importance... Christ was God’s son, but only in the sense in which we
+call, ourselves ‘sons of God.’ The purpose of Christ’s sufferings was
+no other than to show us an example of suffering for truth. The Quakers
+who, in 1818, visited the Dukhobortsy, could not agree with them upon
+these religious subjects; and when they heard from them their opinion
+about Jesus Christ (that he was a man), exclaimed ‘Darkness!’ From the
+Old and New Testaments,’ they say, ‘we take only what is useful,’
+mostly the moral teaching.... The moral ideas of the Dukhobortsy are
+the following:—All men are, by nature, equal; external distinctions,
+whatsoever they may be, are worth nothing. This idea of men’s equality
+the Dukhoborts have directed further, against the State authority....
+Amongst themselves they hold subordination, and much more, a
+monarchical Government, to be contrary to their ideas.”
+
+Here is an early Hicksite Quakerism carried to Russia long before the
+birth of Elias Hicks, who recovered it from Paine, to whom the American
+Quakers refused burial among them. Although Paine arraigned the union
+of Church and State, his ideal Republic was religious; it was based on
+a conception of equality based on the divine son-ship of every man.
+This faith underlay equally his burden against claims to divine
+partiality by a “Chosen People,” a Priesthood, a Monarch “by the grace
+of God,” or an Aristocracy. Paine’s “Reason” is only an expansion of
+the Quaker’s “inner light”; and the greater impression, as compared
+with previous republican and deistic writings made by his “Rights of
+Man” and “Age of Reason” (really volumes of one work), is partly
+explained by the apostolic fervor which made him a spiritual, successor
+of George Fox.
+
+Paine’s mind was by no means skeptical, it was eminently instructive.
+That he should have waited until his fifty-seventh year before
+publishing his religious convictions was due to a desire to work out
+some positive and practicable system to take the place of that which he
+believed was crumbling. The English engineer Hall, who assisted Paine
+in making the model of his iron bridge, wrote to his friends in
+England, in 1786: “My employer has Common Sense enough to disbelieve
+most of the common systematic theories of Divinity, but does not seem
+to establish any for himself.” But five years later Paine was able to
+lay the corner-stone of his temple: “With respect to religion itself,
+without regard to names, and as directing itself from the universal
+family of mankind to the ‘Divine object of all adoration, it is man
+bringing to his Maker the fruits of his heart; and though those fruits
+may differ from each other like the fruits of the earth, the grateful
+tribute of every one, is accepted.” (“Rights of Man.” See my edition of
+Paine’s Writings, ii., p. 326.) Here we have a reappearance of George
+Fox confuting the doctor in America who “denied the light and Spirit of
+God to be in every one; and affirmed that it was not in the Indians.
+Whereupon I called an Indian to us, and asked him ‘whether or not, when
+he lied, or did wrong to anyone, there was not something in him that
+reproved him for it?’ He said, ‘There was such a thing in him that did
+so reprove him; and he was ashamed when he had done wrong, or spoken
+wrong.’ So we shamed the doctor before the governor and the people.”
+(Journal of George Fox, September 1672.)
+
+Paine, who coined the phrase “Religion of Humanity” (The Crisis, vii.,
+1778), did but logically defend it in “The Age of Reason,” by denying a
+special revelation to any particular tribe, or divine authority in any
+particular creed of church; and the centenary of this much-abused
+publication has been celebrated by a great conservative champion of
+Church and State, Mr. Balfour, who, in his “Foundations of Belief,”
+affirms that “inspiration” cannot be denied to the great Oriental
+teachers, unless grapes may be gathered from thorns.
+
+The centenary of the complete publication of “The Age of Reason,”
+(October 25, 1795), was also celebrated at the Church Congress,
+Norwich, on October 10, 1895, when Professor Bonney, F.R.S., Canon of
+Manchester, read a paper in which he said: “I cannot deny that the
+increase of scientific knowledge has deprived parts of the earlier
+books of the Bible of the historical value which was generally
+attributed to them by our forefathers. The story of Creation in the
+Book of Genesis, unless we play fast and loose either with words or
+with science, cannot be brought into harmony with what we have learnt
+from geology. Its ethnological statements are imperfect, if not
+sometimes inaccurate. The stories of the Fall, of the Flood, and of the
+Tower of Babel, are incredible in their present form. Some historical
+element may underlie many of the traditions in the first eleven
+chapters in that book, but this we cannot hope to recover.” Canon
+Bonney proceeded to say of the New Testament also, that “the Gospels
+are not so far as we know, strictly contemporaneous records, so we must
+admit the possibility of variations and even inaccuracies in details
+being introduced by oral tradition.” The Canon thinks the interval too
+short for these importations to be serious, but that any question of
+this kind is left open proves the Age of Reason fully upon us. Reason
+alone can determine how many texts are as spurious as the three
+heavenly witnesses (i John v. 7), and like it “serious” enough to have
+cost good men their lives, and persecutors their charities. When men
+interpolate, it is because they believe their interpolation seriously
+needed. It will be seen by a note in Part II. of the work, that Paine
+calls attention to an interpolation introduced into the first American
+edition without indication of its being an editorial footnote. This
+footnote was: “The book of Luke was carried by a majority of one only.
+Vide Moshelm’s Ecc. History.” Dr. Priestley, then in America, answered
+Paine’s work, and in quoting less than a page from the “Age of Reason”
+he made three alterations,—one of which changed “church mythologists”
+into “Christian mythologists,”—and also raised the editorial footnote
+into the text, omitting the reference to Mosheim. Having done this,
+Priestley writes: “As to the gospel of Luke being carried by a majority
+of one only, it is a legend, if not of Mr. Paine’s own invention, of no
+better authority whatever.” And so on with further castigation of the
+author for what he never wrote, and which he himself (Priestley) was
+the unconscious means of introducing into the text within the year of
+Paine’s publication.
+
+If this could be done, unintentionally by a conscientious and exact
+man, and one not unfriendly to Paine, if such a writer as Priestley
+could make four mistakes in citing half a page, it will appear not very
+wonderful when I state that in a modern popular edition of “The Age of
+Reason,” including both parts, I have noted about five hundred
+deviations from the original. These were mainly the accumulated efforts
+of friendly editors to improve Paine’s grammar or spelling; some were
+misprints, or developed out of such; and some resulted from the sale in
+London of a copy of Part Second surreptitiously made from the
+manuscript. These facts add significance to Paine’s footnote (itself
+altered in some editions!), in which he says: “If this has happened
+within such a short space of time, notwithstanding the aid of printing,
+which prevents the alteration of copies individually; what may not have
+happened in a much greater length of time, when there was no printing,
+and when any man who could write, could make a written copy, and call
+it an original, by Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John.”
+
+Nothing appears to me more striking, as an illustration of the
+far-reaching effects of traditional prejudice, than the errors into
+which some of our ablest contemporary scholars have fallen by reason of
+their not having studied Paine. Professor Huxley, for instance,
+speaking of the freethinkers of the eighteenth century, admires the
+acuteness, common sense, wit, and the broad humanity of the best of
+them, but says “there is rarely much to be said for their work as an
+example of the adequate treatment of a grave and difficult
+investigation,” and that they shared with their adversaries “to the
+full the fatal weakness of a priori philosophizing.” [NOTE: Science and
+Christian Tradition, p. 18 (Lon. ed., 1894).] Professor Huxley does not
+name Paine, evidently because he knows nothing about him. Yet Paine
+represents the turning-point of the historical freethinking movement;
+he renounced the ‘a priori’ method, refused to pronounce anything
+impossible outside pure mathematics, rested everything on evidence, and
+really founded the Huxleyan school. He plagiarized by anticipation many
+things from the rationalistic leaders of our time, from Strauss and
+Baur (being the first to expatiate on “Christian Mythology”), from
+Renan (being the first to attempt recovery of the human Jesus), and
+notably from Huxley, who has repeated Paine’s arguments on the
+untrustworthiness of the biblical manuscripts and canon, on the
+inconsistencies of the narratives of Christ’s resurrection, and various
+other points. None can be more loyal to the memory of Huxley than the
+present writer, and it is even because of my sense of his grand
+leadership that he is here mentioned as a typical instance of the
+extent to which the very elect of free-thought may be unconsciously
+victimized by the phantasm with which they are contending. He says that
+Butler overthrew freethinkers of the eighteenth century type, but Paine
+was of the nineteenth century type; and it was precisely because of his
+critical method that he excited more animosity than his deistical
+predecessors. He compelled the apologists to defend the biblical
+narratives in detail, and thus implicitly acknowledge the tribunal of
+reason and knowledge to which they were summoned. The ultimate answer
+by police was a confession of judgment. A hundred years ago England was
+suppressing Paine’s works, and many an honest Englishman has gone to
+prison for printing and circulating his “Age of Reason.” The same views
+are now freely expressed; they are heard in the seats of learning, and
+even in the Church Congress; but the suppression of Paine, begun by
+bigotry and ignorance, is continued in the long indifference of the
+representatives of our Age of Reason to their pioneer and founder. It
+is a grievous loss to them and to their cause. It is impossible to
+understand the religious history of England, and of America, without
+studying the phases of their evolution represented in the writings of
+Thomas Paine, in the controversies that grew out of them with such
+practical accompaniments as the foundation of the Theophilanthropist
+Church in Paris and New York, and of the great rationalist wing of
+Quakerism in America.
+
+Whatever may be the case with scholars in our time, those of Paine’s
+time took the “Age of Reason” very seriously indeed. Beginning with the
+learned Dr. Richard Watson, Bishop of Llandaff, a large number of
+learned men replied to Paine’s work, and it became a signal for the
+commencement of those concessions, on the part of theology, which have
+continued to our time; and indeed the so-called “Broad Church” is to
+some extent an outcome of “The Age of Reason.” It would too much
+enlarge this Introduction to cite here the replies made to Paine
+(thirty-six are catalogued in the British Museum), but it may be
+remarked that they were notably free, as a rule, from the personalities
+that raged in the pulpits. I must venture to quote one passage from his
+very learned antagonist, the Rev. Gilbert Wakefield, B.A., “late Fellow
+of Jesus College, Cambridge.” Wakefield, who had resided in London
+during all the Paine panic, and was well acquainted with the slanders
+uttered against the author of “Rights of Man,” indirectly brands them
+in answering Paine’s argument that the original and traditional
+unbelief of the Jews, among whom the alleged miracles were wrought, is
+an important evidence against them. The learned divine writes:
+
+“But the subject before us admits of further illustration from the
+example of Mr. Paine himself. In this country, where his opposition to
+the corruptions of government has raised him so many adversaries, and
+such a swarm of unprincipled hirelings have exerted themselves in
+blackening his character and in misrepresenting all the transactions
+and incidents of his life, will it not be a most difficult, nay an
+impossible task, for posterity, after a lapse of 1700 years, if such a
+wreck of modern literature as that of the ancient, should intervene, to
+identify the real circumstances, moral and civil, of the man? And will
+a true historian, such as the Evangelists, be credited at that future
+period against such a predominant incredulity, without large and mighty
+accessions of collateral attestation? And how transcendently
+extraordinary, I had almost said miraculous, will it be estimated by
+candid and reasonable minds, that a writer whose object was a
+melioration of condition to the common people, and their deliverance
+from oppression, poverty, wretchedness, to the numberless blessings of
+upright and equal government, should be reviled, persecuted, and burned
+in effigy, with every circumstance of insult and execration, by these
+very objects of his benevolent intentions, in every corner of the
+kingdom?” After the execution of Louis XVI., for whose life Paine
+pleaded so earnestly,—while in England he was denounced as an
+accomplice in the deed,—he devoted himself to the preparation of a
+Constitution, and also to gathering up his religious compositions and
+adding to them. This manuscript I suppose to have been prepared in what
+was variously known as White’s Hotel or Philadelphia House, in Paris,
+No. 7 Passage des Petits Peres. This compilation of early and fresh
+manuscripts (if my theory be correct) was labelled, “The Age of
+Reason,” and given for translation to Francois Lanthenas in March 1793.
+It is entered, in Qudrard (La France Literaire) under the year 1793,
+but with the title “L’Age de la Raison” instead of that which it bore
+in 1794, “Le Siecle de la Raison.” The latter, printed “Au Burcau de
+l’imprimerie, rue du Theatre-Francais, No. 4,” is said to be by “Thomas
+Paine, Citoyen et cultivateur de l’Amerique septentrionale, secretaire
+du Congres du departement des affaires etrangeres pendant la guerre
+d’Amerique, et auteur des ouvrages intitules: LA SENS COMMUN et LES
+DROITS DE L’HOMME.”
+
+When the Revolution was advancing to increasing terrors, Paine,
+unwilling to participate in the decrees of a Convention whose sole
+legal function was to frame a Constitution, retired to an old mansion
+and garden in the Faubourg St. Denis, No. 63. Mr. J.G. Alger, whose
+researches in personal details connected with the Revolution are
+original and useful, recently showed me in the National Archives at
+Paris, some papers connected with the trial of Georgeit, Paine’s
+landlord, by which it appears that the present No. 63 is not, as I had
+supposed, the house in which Paine resided. Mr. Alger accompanied me to
+the neighborhood, but we were not able to identify the house. The
+arrest of Georgeit is mentioned by Paine in his essay on
+“Forgetfulness” (Writings, iii., 319). When his trial came on one of
+the charges was that he had kept in his house “Paine and other
+Englishmen,”—Paine being then in prison,—but he (Georgeit) was
+acquitted of the paltry accusations brought against him by his Section,
+the “Faubourg du Nord.” This Section took in the whole east side of the
+Faubourg St. Denis, whereas the present No. 63 is on the west side.
+After Georgeit (or Georger) had been arrested, Paine was left alone in
+the large mansion (said by Rickman to have been once the hotel of
+Madame de Pompadour), and it would appear, by his account, that it was
+after the execution (October 31, 1793) Of his friends the Girondins,
+and political comrades, that he felt his end at hand, and set about his
+last literary bequest to the world,—“The Age of Reason,”—in the state
+in which it has since appeared, as he is careful to say. There was
+every probability, during the months in which he wrote (November and
+December 1793) that he would be executed. His religious testament was
+prepared with the blade of the guillotine suspended over him,—a fact
+which did not deter pious mythologists from portraying his death-bed
+remorse for having written the book.
+
+In editing Part I. of “The Age of Reason,” I follow closely the first
+edition, which was printed by Barrois in Paris from the manuscript, no
+doubt under the superintendence of Joel Barlow, to whom Paine, on his
+way to the Luxembourg, had confided it. Barlow was an American
+ex-clergyman, a speculator on whose career French archives cast an
+unfavorable light, and one cannot be certain that no liberties were
+taken with Paine’s proofs.
+
+I may repeat here what I have stated in the outset of my editorial work
+on Paine that my rule is to correct obvious misprints, and also any
+punctuation which seems to render the sense less clear. And to that I
+will now add that in following Paine’s quotations from the Bible I have
+adopted the Plan now generally used in place of his occasionally too
+extended writing out of book, chapter, and verse.
+
+Paine was imprisoned in the Luxembourg on December 28, 1793, and
+released on November 4, 1794. His liberation was secured by his old
+friend, James Monroe (afterwards President), who had succeeded his
+(Paine’s) relentless enemy, Gouverneur Morris, as American Minister in
+Paris. He was found by Monroe more dead than alive from
+semi-starvation, cold, and an abscess contracted in prison, and taken
+to the Minister’s own residence. It was not supposed that he could
+survive, and he owed his life to the tender care of Mr. and Mrs.
+Monroe. It was while thus a prisoner in his room, with death still
+hovering over him, that Paine wrote Part Second of “The Age of Reason.”
+
+The work was published in London by H.D. Symonds on October 25, 1795,
+and claimed to be “from the Author’s manuscript.” It is marked as
+“Entered at Stationers Hall,” and prefaced by an apologetic note of
+“The Bookseller to the Public,” whose commonplaces about avoiding both
+prejudice and partiality, and considering “both sides,” need not be
+quoted. While his volume was going through the press in Paris, Paine
+heard of the publication in London, which drew from him the following
+hurried note to a London publisher, no doubt Daniel Isaacs Eaton:
+
+“SIR,—I have seen advertised in the London papers the second Edition
+[part] of the Age of Reason, printed, the advertisement says, from the
+Author’s Manuscript, and entered at Stationers Hall. I have never sent
+any manuscript to any person. It is therefore a forgery to say it is
+printed from the author’s manuscript; and I suppose is done to give the
+Publisher a pretence of Copy Right, which he has no title to.
+
+“I send you a printed copy, which is the only one I have sent to
+London. I wish you to make a cheap edition of it. I know not by what
+means any copy has got over to London. If any person has made a
+manuscript copy I have no doubt but it is full of errors. I wish you
+would talk to Mr. ——- upon this subject as I wish to know by what means
+this trick has been played, and from whom the publisher has got
+possession of any copy.
+
+“T. PAINE.
+
+“PARIS, December 4, 1795”
+
+Eaton’s cheap edition appeared January 1, 1796, with the above letter
+on the reverse of the title. The blank in the note was probably
+“Symonds” in the original, and possibly that publisher was imposed
+upon. Eaton, already in trouble for printing one of Paine’s political
+pamphlets, fled to America, and an edition of the “Age of Reason” was
+issued under a new title; no publisher appears; it is said to be
+“printed for, and sold by all the Booksellers in Great Britain and
+Ireland.” It is also said to be “By Thomas Paine, author of several
+remarkable performances.” I have never found any copy of this anonymous
+edition except the one in my possession. It is evidently the edition
+which was suppressed by the prosecution of Williams for selling a copy
+of it.
+
+A comparison with Paine’s revised edition reveals a good many clerical
+and verbal errors in Symonds, though few that affect the sense. The
+worst are in the preface, where, instead of “1793,” the misleading date
+“1790” is given as the year at whose close Paine completed Part
+First,—an error that spread far and wide and was fastened on by his
+calumnious American “biographer,” Cheetham, to prove his inconsistency.
+The editors have been fairly demoralized by, and have altered in
+different ways, the following sentence of the preface in Symonds: “The
+intolerant spirit of religious persecution had transferred itself into
+politics; the tribunals, styled Revolutionary, supplied the place of
+the Inquisition; and the Guillotine of the State outdid the Fire and
+Faggot of the Church.” The rogue who copied this little knew the care
+with which Paine weighed words, and that he would never call
+persecution “religious,” nor connect the guillotine with the “State,”
+nor concede that with all its horrors it had outdone the history of
+fire and faggot. What Paine wrote was: “The intolerant spirit of church
+persecution had transferred itself into politics; the tribunals, styled
+Revolutionary, supplied the place of an Inquisition and the Guillotine,
+of the Stake.”
+
+An original letter of Paine, in the possession of Joseph Cowen,
+ex-M.P., which that gentleman permits me to bring to light, besides
+being one of general interest makes clear the circumstances of the
+original publication. Although the name of the correspondent does not
+appear on the letter, it was certainly written to Col. John Fellows of
+New York, who copyrighted Part I. of the “Age of Reason.” He published
+the pamphlets of Joel Barlow, to whom Paine confided his manuscript on
+his way to prison. Fellows was afterwards Paine’s intimate friend in
+New York, and it was chiefly due to him that some portions of the
+author’s writings, left in manuscript to Madame Bonneville while she
+was a freethinker were rescued from her devout destructiveness after
+her return to Catholicism. The letter which Mr. Cowen sends me, is
+dated at Paris, January 20, 1797.
+
+“SIR,—Your friend Mr. Caritat being on the point of his departure for
+America, I make it the opportunity of writing to you. I received two
+letters from you with some pamphlets a considerable time past, in which
+you inform me of your entering a copyright of the first part of the Age
+of Reason: when I return to America we will settle for that matter.
+
+“As Doctor Franklin has been my intimate friend for thirty years past
+you will naturally see the reason of my continuing the connection with
+his grandson. I printed here (Paris) about fifteen thousand of the
+second part of the Age of Reason, which I sent to Mr. F[ranklin] Bache.
+I gave him notice of it in September 1795 and the copy-right by my own
+direction was entered by him. The books did not arrive till April
+following, but he had advertised it long before.
+
+“I sent to him in August last a manuscript letter of about 70 pages,
+from me to Mr. Washington to be printed in a pamphlet. Mr. Barnes of
+Philadelphia carried the letter from me over to London to be forwarded
+to America. It went by the ship Hope, Cap: Harley, who since his return
+from America told me that he put it into the post office at New York
+for Bache. I have yet no certain account of its publication. I mention
+this that the letter may be enquired after, in case it has not been
+published or has not arrived to Mr. Bache. Barnes wrote to me, from
+London 29 August informing me that he was offered three hundred pounds
+sterling for the manuscript. The offer was refused because it was my
+intention it should not appear till it appeared in America, as that,
+and not England was the place for its operation.
+
+“You ask me by your letter to Mr. Caritat for a list of my several
+works, in order to publish a collection of them. This is an undertaking
+I have always reserved for myself. It not only belongs to me of right,
+but nobody but myself can do it; and as every author is accountable (at
+least in reputation) for his works, he only is the person to do it. If
+he neglects it in his life-time the case is altered. It is my intention
+to return to America in the course of the present year. I shall then
+[do] it by subscription, with historical notes. As this work will
+employ many persons in different parts of the Union, I will confer with
+you upon the subject, and such part of it as will suit you to
+undertake, will be at your choice. I have sustained so much loss, by
+disinterestedness and inattention to money matters, and by accidents,
+that I am obliged to look closer to my affairs than I have done. The
+printer (an Englishman) whom I employed here to print the second part
+of ‘the Age of Reason’ made a manuscript copy of the work while he was
+printing it, which he sent to London and sold. It was by this means
+that an edition of it came out in London.
+
+“We are waiting here for news from America of the state of the federal
+elections. You will have heard long before this reaches you that the
+French government has refused to receive Mr. Pinckney as minister.
+While Mr. Monroe was minister he had the opportunity of softening
+matters with this government, for he was in good credit with them tho’
+they were in high indignation at the infidelity of the Washington
+Administration. It is time that Mr. Washington retire, for he has
+played off so much prudent hypocrisy between France and England that
+neither government believes anything he says.
+
+“Your friend, etc.,
+
+“THOMAS PAINE.”
+
+It would appear that Symonds’ stolen edition must have got ahead of
+that sent by Paine to Franklin Bache, for some of its errors continue
+in all modern American editions to the present day, as well as in those
+of England. For in England it was only the shilling edition—that
+revised by Paine—which was suppressed. Symonds, who ministered to the
+half-crown folk, and who was also publisher of replies to Paine, was
+left undisturbed about his pirated edition, and the new Society for the
+suppression of Vice and Immorality fastened on one Thomas Williams, who
+sold pious tracts but was also convicted (June 24, 1797) of having sold
+one copy of the “Age of Reason.” Erskine, who had defended Paine at his
+trial for the “Rights of Man,” conducted the prosecution of Williams.
+He gained the victory from a packed jury, but was not much elated by
+it, especially after a certain adventure on his way to Lincoln’s Inn.
+He felt his coat clutched and beheld at his feet a woman bathed in
+tears. She led him into the small book-shop of Thomas Williams, not yet
+called up for judgment, and there he beheld his victim stitching tracts
+in a wretched little room, where there were three children, two
+suffering with Smallpox. He saw that it would be ruin and even a sort
+of murder to take away to prison the husband, who was not a
+freethinker, and lamented his publication of the book, and a meeting of
+the Society which had retained him was summoned. There was a full
+meeting, the Bishop of London (Porteus) in the chair. Erskine reminded
+them that Williams was yet to be brought up for sentence, described the
+scene he had witnessed, and Williams’ penitence, and, as the book was
+now suppressed, asked permission to move for a nominal sentence. Mercy,
+he urged, was a part of the Christianity they were defending. Not one
+of the Society took his side,—not even “philanthropic” Wilberforce—and
+Erskine threw up his brief. This action of Erskine led the Judge to
+give Williams only a year in prison instead of the three he said had
+been intended.
+
+While Williams was in prison the orthodox colporteurs were circulating
+Erskine’s speech on Christianity, but also an anonymous sermon “On the
+Existence and Attributes of the Deity,” all of which was from Paine’s
+“Age of Reason,” except a brief “Address to the Deity” appended. This
+picturesque anomaly was repeated in the circulation of Paine’s
+“Discourse to the Theophilanthropists” (their and the author’s names
+removed) under the title of “Atheism Refuted.” Both of these pamphlets
+are now before me, and beside them a London tract of one page just sent
+for my spiritual benefit. This is headed “A Word of Caution.” It begins
+by mentioning the “pernicious doctrines of Paine,” the first being
+“that there is No GOD” (sic,) then proceeds to adduce evidences of
+divine existence taken from Paine’s works. It should be added that this
+one dingy page is the only “survival” of the ancient Paine effigy in
+the tract form which I have been able to find in recent years, and to
+this no Society or Publisher’s name is attached.
+
+The imprisonment of Williams was the beginning of a thirty years’ war
+for religious liberty in England, in the course of which occurred many
+notable events, such as Eaton receiving homage in his pillory at
+Choring Cross, and the whole Carlile family imprisoned,—its head
+imprisoned more than nine years for publishing the “Age of Reason.”
+This last victory of persecution was suicidal. Gentlemen of wealth, not
+adherents of Paine, helped in setting Carlile up in business in Fleet
+Street, where free-thinking publications have since been sold without
+interruption. But though Liberty triumphed in one sense, the “Age of
+Reason.” remained to some extent suppressed among those whose attention
+it especially merited. Its original prosecution by a Society for the
+Suppression of Vice (a device to, relieve the Crown) amounted to a
+libel upon a morally clean book, restricting its perusal in families;
+and the fact that the shilling book sold by and among humble people was
+alone prosecuted, diffused among the educated an equally false notion
+that the “Age of Reason” was vulgar and illiterate. The theologians, as
+we have seen, estimated more justly the ability of their antagonist,
+the collaborator of Franklin, Rittenhouse, and Clymer, on whom the
+University of Pennsylvania had conferred the degree of Master of
+Arts,—but the gentry confused Paine with the class described by Burke
+as “the swinish multitude.” Skepticism, or its free utterance, was
+temporarily driven out of polite circles by its complication with the
+out-lawed vindicator of the “Rights of Man.” But that long combat has
+now passed away. Time has reduced the “Age of Reason” from a flag of
+popular radicalism to a comparatively conservative treatise, so far as
+its negations are concerned. An old friend tells me that in his youth
+he heard a sermon in which the preacher declared that “Tom Paine was so
+wicked that he could not be buried; his bones were thrown into a box
+which was bandied about the world till it came to a
+button-manufacturer; and now Paine is travelling round the world in the
+form of buttons!” This variant of the Wandering Jew myth may now be
+regarded as unconscious homage to the author whose metaphorical bones
+may be recognized in buttons now fashionable, and some even found
+useful in holding clerical vestments together.
+
+But the careful reader will find in Paine’s “Age of Reason” something
+beyond negations, and in conclusion I will especially call attention to
+the new departure in Theism indicated in a passage corresponding to a
+famous aphorism of Kant, indicated by a note in Part II. The discovery
+already mentioned, that Part I. was written at least fourteen years
+before Part II., led me to compare the two; and it is plain that while
+the earlier work is an amplification of Newtonian Deism, based on the
+phenomena of planetary motion, the work of 1795 bases belief in God on
+“the universal display of himself in the works of the creation and by
+that repugnance we feel in ourselves to bad actions, and disposition to
+do good ones.” This exaltation of the moral nature of man to be the
+foundation of theistic religion, though now familiar, was a hundred
+years ago a new affirmation; it has led on a conception of deity
+subversive of last-century deism, it has steadily humanized religion,
+and its ultimate philosophical and ethical results have not yet been
+reached.
+
+
+
+
+THE AGE OF REASON — PART I
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+THE AUTHOR’S PROFESSION OF FAITH.
+
+
+It has been my intention, for several years past, to publish my
+thoughts upon religion; I am well aware of the difficulties that attend
+the subject, and from that consideration, had reserved it to a more
+advanced period of life. I intended it to be the last offering I should
+make to my fellow-citizens of all nations, and that at a time when the
+purity of the motive that induced me to it could not admit of a
+question, even by those who might disapprove the work.
+
+The circumstance that has now taken place in France, of the total
+abolition of the whole national order of priesthood, and of everything
+appertaining to compulsive systems of religion, and compulsive articles
+of faith, has not only precipitated my intention, but rendered a work
+of this kind exceedingly necessary, lest, in the general wreck of
+superstition, of false systems of government, and false theology, we
+lose sight of morality, of humanity, and of the theology that is true.
+
+As several of my colleagues, and others of my fellow-citizens of
+France, have given me the example of making their voluntary and
+individual profession of faith, I also will make mine; and I do this
+with all that sincerity and frankness with which the mind of man
+communicates with itself.
+
+I believe in one God, and no more; and I hope for happiness beyond this
+life.
+
+I believe the equality of man, and I believe that religious duties
+consist in doing justice, loving mercy, and endeavoring to make our
+fellow-creatures happy.
+
+But, lest it should be supposed that I believe many other things in
+addition to these, I shall, in the progress of this work, declare the
+things I do not believe, and my reasons for not believing them.
+
+I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the
+Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the
+Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my
+own church.
+
+All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or
+Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify
+and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
+
+I do not mean by this declaration to condemn those who believe
+otherwise; they have the same right to their belief as I have to mine.
+But it is necessary to the happiness of man, that he be mentally
+faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in
+disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not
+believe.
+
+It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express
+it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far
+corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his
+professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared
+himself for the commission of every other crime. He takes up the trade
+of a priest for the sake of gain, and, in order to qualify himself for
+that trade, he begins with a perjury. Can we conceive anything more
+destructive to morality than this?
+
+Soon after I had published the pamphlet COMMON SENSE, in America, I saw
+the exceeding probability that a revolution in the system of government
+would be followed by a revolution in the system of religion. The
+adulterous connection of church and state, wherever it had taken place,
+whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, had so effectually prohibited,
+by pains and penalties, every discussion upon established creeds, and
+upon first principles of religion, that until the system of government
+should be changed, those subjects could not be brought fairly and
+openly before the world; but that whenever this should be done, a
+revolution in the system of religion would follow. Human inventions and
+priest-craft would be detected; and man would return to the pure,
+unmixed, and unadulterated belief of one God, and no more.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+OF MISSIONS AND REVELATIONS.
+
+
+Every national church or religion has established itself by pretending
+some special mission from God, communicated to certain individuals. The
+Jews have their Moses; the Christians their Jesus Christ, their
+apostles and saints; and the Turks their Mahomet; as if the way to God
+was not open to every man alike.
+
+Each of those churches shows certain books, which they call revelation,
+or the Word of God. The Jews say that their Word of God was given by
+God to Moses face to face; the Christians say, that their Word of God
+came by divine inspiration; and the Turks say, that their Word of God
+(the Koran) was brought by an angel from heaven. Each of those churches
+accuses the other of unbelief; and, for my own part, I disbelieve them
+all.
+
+As it is necessary to affix right ideas to words, I will, before I
+proceed further into the subject, offer some observations on the word
+‘revelation.’ Revelation when applied to religion, means something
+communicated immediately from God to man.
+
+No one will deny or dispute the power of the Almighty to make such a
+communication if he pleases. But admitting, for the sake of a case,
+that something has been revealed to a certain person, and not revealed
+to any other person, it is revelation to that person only. When he
+tells it to a second person, a second to a third, a third to a fourth,
+and so on, it ceases to be a revelation to all those persons. It is
+revelation to the first person only, and hearsay to every other, and,
+consequently, they are not obliged to believe it.
+
+It is a contradiction in terms and ideas to call anything a revelation
+that comes to us at second hand, either verbally or in writing.
+Revelation is necessarily limited to the first communication. After
+this, it is only an account of something which that person says was a
+revelation made to him; and though he may find himself obliged to
+believe it, it cannot be incumbent on me to believe it in the same
+manner, for it was not a revelation made to me, and I have only his
+word for it that it was made to him.
+
+When Moses told the children of Israel that he received the two tables
+of the commandments from the hand of God, they were not obliged to
+believe him, because they had no other authority for it than his
+telling them so; and I have no other authority for it than some
+historian telling me so, the commandments carrying no internal evidence
+of divinity with them. They contain some good moral precepts such as
+any man qualified to be a lawgiver or a legislator could produce
+himself, without having recourse to supernatural intervention. [NOTE:
+It is, however, necessary to except the declamation which says that God
+‘visits the sins of the fathers upon the children’. This is contrary to
+every principle of moral justice.—Author.]
+
+When I am told that the Koran was written in Heaven, and brought to
+Mahomet by an angel, the account comes to near the same kind of hearsay
+evidence and second hand authority as the former. I did not see the
+angel myself, and therefore I have a right not to believe it.
+
+When also I am told that a woman, called the Virgin Mary, said, or gave
+out, that she was with child without any cohabitation with a man, and
+that her betrothed husband, Joseph, said that an angel told him so, I
+have a right to believe them or not: such a circumstance required a
+much stronger evidence than their bare word for it: but we have not
+even this; for neither Joseph nor Mary wrote any such matter
+themselves. It is only reported by others that they said so. It is
+hearsay upon hearsay, and I do not chose to rest my belief upon such
+evidence.
+
+It is, however, not difficult to account for the credit that was given
+to the story of Jesus Christ being the Son of God. He was born when the
+heathen mythology had still some fashion and repute in the world, and
+that mythology had prepared the people for the belief of such a story.
+Almost all the extraordinary men that lived under the heathen mythology
+were reputed to be the sons of some of their gods. It was not a new
+thing at that time to believe a man to have been celestially begotten;
+the intercourse of gods with women was then a matter of familiar
+opinion. Their Jupiter, according to their accounts, had cohabited with
+hundreds; the story therefore had nothing in it either new, wonderful,
+or obscene; it was conformable to the opinions that then prevailed
+among the people called Gentiles, or mythologists, and it was those
+people only that believed it. The Jews, who had kept strictly to the
+belief of one God, and no more, and who had always rejected the heathen
+mythology, never credited the story.
+
+It is curious to observe how the theory of what is called the Christian
+Church, sprung out of the tail of the heathen mythology. A direct
+incorporation took place in the first instance, by making the reputed
+founder to be celestially begotten. The trinity of gods that then
+followed was no other than a reduction of the former plurality, which
+was about twenty or thirty thousand. The statue of Mary succeeded the
+statue of Diana of Ephesus. The deification of heroes changed into the
+canonization of saints. The Mythologists had gods for everything; the
+Christian Mythologists had saints for everything. The church became as
+crowded with the one, as the pantheon had been with the other; and Rome
+was the place of both. The Christian theory is little else than the
+idolatry of the ancient mythologists, accommodated to the purposes of
+power and revenue; and it yet remains to reason and philosophy to
+abolish the amphibious fraud.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+CONCERNING THE CHARACTER OF JESUS CHRIST, AND HIS HISTORY.
+
+
+Nothing that is here said can apply, even with the most distant
+disrespect, to the real character of Jesus Christ. He was a virtuous
+and an amiable man. The morality that he preached and practiced was of
+the most benevolent kind; and though similar systems of morality had
+been preached by Confucius, and by some of the Greek philosophers, many
+years before, by the Quakers since, and by many good men in all ages,
+it has not been exceeded by any.
+
+Jesus Christ wrote no account of himself, of his birth, parentage, or
+anything else. Not a line of what is called the New Testament is of his
+writing. The history of him is altogether the work of other people; and
+as to the account given of his resurrection and ascension, it was the
+necessary counterpart to the story of his birth. His historians, having
+brought him into the world in a supernatural manner, were obliged to
+take him out again in the same manner, or the first part of the story
+must have fallen to the ground.
+
+The wretched contrivance with which this latter part is told, exceeds
+everything that went before it. The first part, that of the miraculous
+conception, was not a thing that admitted of publicity; and therefore
+the tellers of this part of the story had this advantage, that though
+they might not be credited, they could not be detected. They could not
+be expected to prove it, because it was not one of those things that
+admitted of proof, and it was impossible that the person of whom it was
+told could prove it himself.
+
+But the resurrection of a dead person from the grave, and his ascension
+through the air, is a thing very different, as to the evidence it
+admits of, to the invisible conception of a child in the womb. The
+resurrection and ascension, supposing them to have taken place,
+admitted of public and ocular demonstration, like that of the ascension
+of a balloon, or the sun at noon day, to all Jerusalem at least. A
+thing which everybody is required to believe, requires that the proof
+and evidence of it should be equal to all, and universal; and as the
+public visibility of this last related act was the only evidence that
+could give sanction to the former part, the whole of it falls to the
+ground, because that evidence never was given. Instead of this, a small
+number of persons, not more than eight or nine, are introduced as
+proxies for the whole world, to say they saw it, and all the rest of
+the world are called upon to believe it. But it appears that Thomas did
+not believe the resurrection; and, as they say, would not believe
+without having ocular and manual demonstration himself. So neither will
+I; and the reason is equally as good for me, and for every other
+person, as for Thomas.
+
+It is in vain to attempt to palliate or disguise this matter. The
+story, so far as relates to the supernatural part, has every mark of
+fraud and imposition stamped upon the face of it. Who were the authors
+of it is as impossible for us now to know, as it is for us to be
+assured that the books in which the account is related were written by
+the persons whose names they bear. The best surviving evidence we now
+have respecting this affair is the Jews. They are regularly descended
+from the people who lived in the time this resurrection and ascension
+is said to have happened, and they say ‘it is not true.’ It has long
+appeared to me a strange inconsistency to cite the Jews as a proof of
+the truth of the story. It is just the same as if a man were to say, I
+will prove the truth of what I have told you, by producing the people
+who say it is false.
+
+That such a person as Jesus Christ existed, and that he was crucified,
+which was the mode of execution at that day, are historical relations
+strictly within the limits of probability. He preached most excellent
+morality, and the equality of man; but he preached also against the
+corruptions and avarice of the Jewish priests, and this brought upon
+him the hatred and vengeance of the whole order of priest-hood. The
+accusation which those priests brought against him was that of sedition
+and conspiracy against the Roman government, to which the Jews were
+then subject and tributary; and it is not improbable that the Roman
+government might have some secret apprehension of the effects of his
+doctrine as well as the Jewish priests; neither is it improbable that
+Jesus Christ had in contemplation the delivery of the Jewish nation
+from the bondage of the Romans. Between the two, however, this virtuous
+reformer and revolutionist lost his life. [NOTE: The French work has
+here: “However this may be, for one or the other of these suppositions
+this virtuous reformer, this revolutionist, too little imitated, too
+much forgotten, too much misunderstood, lost his life.”—Editor.
+(Conway)]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+OF THE BASES OF CHRISTIANITY.
+
+
+It is upon this plain narrative of facts, together with another case I
+am going to mention, that the Christian mythologists, calling
+themselves the Christian Church, have erected their fable, which for
+absurdity and extravagance is not exceeded by anything that is to be
+found in the mythology of the ancients.
+
+The ancient mythologists tell us that the race of Giants made war
+against Jupiter, and that one of them threw a hundred rocks against him
+at one throw; that Jupiter defeated him with thunder, and confined him
+afterwards under Mount Etna; and that every time the Giant turns
+himself, Mount Etna belches fire. It is here easy to see that the
+circumstance of the mountain, that of its being a volcano, suggested
+the idea of the fable; and that the fable is made to fit and wind
+itself up with that circumstance.
+
+The Christian mythologists tell that their Satan made war against the
+Almighty, who defeated him, and confined him afterwards, not under a
+mountain, but in a pit. It is here easy to see that the first fable
+suggested the idea of the second; for the fable of Jupiter and the
+Giants was told many hundred years before that of Satan.
+
+Thus far the ancient and the Christian mythologists differ very little
+from each other. But the latter have contrived to carry the matter much
+farther. They have contrived to connect the fabulous part of the story
+of Jesus Christ with the fable originating from Mount Etna; and, in
+order to make all the parts of the story tie together, they have taken
+to their aid the traditions of the Jews; for the Christian mythology is
+made up partly from the ancient mythology, and partly from the Jewish
+traditions.
+
+The Christian mythologists, after having confined Satan in a pit, were
+obliged to let him out again to bring on the sequel of the fable. He is
+then introduced into the garden of Eden in the shape of a snake, or a
+serpent, and in that shape he enters into familiar conversation with
+Eve, who is no ways surprised to hear a snake talk; and the issue of
+this tete-a-tate is, that he persuades her to eat an apple, and the
+eating of that apple damns all mankind.
+
+After giving Satan this triumph over the whole creation, one would have
+supposed that the church mythologists would have been kind enough to
+send him back again to the pit, or, if they had not done this, that
+they would have put a mountain upon him, (for they say that their faith
+can remove a mountain) or have put him under a mountain, as the former
+mythologists had done, to prevent his getting again among the women,
+and doing more mischief. But instead of this, they leave him at large,
+without even obliging him to give his parole. The secret of which is,
+that they could not do without him; and after being at the trouble of
+making him, they bribed him to stay. They promised him ALL the Jews,
+ALL the Turks by anticipation, nine-tenths of the world beside, and
+Mahomet into the bargain. After this, who can doubt the bountifulness
+of the Christian Mythology?
+
+Having thus made an insurrection and a battle in heaven, in which none
+of the combatants could be either killed or wounded—put Satan into the
+pit—let him out again—given him a triumph over the whole
+creation—damned all mankind by the eating of an apple, there Christian
+mythologists bring the two ends of their fable together. They represent
+this virtuous and amiable man, Jesus Christ, to be at once both God and
+man, and also the Son of God, celestially begotten, on purpose to be
+sacrificed, because they say that Eve in her longing [NOTE: The French
+work has: “yielding to an unrestrained appetite.”—Editor.] had eaten an
+apple.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+EXAMINATION IN DETAIL OF THE PRECEDING BASES.
+
+
+Putting aside everything that might excite laughter by its absurdity,
+or detestation by its profaneness, and confining ourselves merely to an
+examination of the parts, it is impossible to conceive a story more
+derogatory to the Almighty, more inconsistent with his wisdom, more
+contradictory to his power, than this story is.
+
+In order to make for it a foundation to rise upon, the inventors were
+under the necessity of giving to the being whom they call Satan a power
+equally as great, if not greater, than they attribute to the Almighty.
+They have not only given him the power of liberating himself from the
+pit, after what they call his fall, but they have made that power
+increase afterwards to infinity. Before this fall they represent him
+only as an angel of limited existence, as they represent the rest.
+After his fall, he becomes, by their account, omnipresent. He exists
+everywhere, and at the same time. He occupies the whole immensity of
+space.
+
+Not content with this deification of Satan, they represent him as
+defeating by stratagem, in the shape of an animal of the creation, all
+the power and wisdom of the Almighty. They represent him as having
+compelled the Almighty to the direct necessity either of surrendering
+the whole of the creation to the government and sovereignty of this
+Satan, or of capitulating for its redemption by coming down upon earth,
+and exhibiting himself upon a cross in the shape of a man.
+
+Had the inventors of this story told it the contrary way, that is, had
+they represented the Almighty as compelling Satan to exhibit himself on
+a cross in the shape of a snake, as a punishment for his new
+transgression, the story would have been less absurd, less
+contradictory. But, instead of this they make the transgressor triumph,
+and the Almighty fall.
+
+That many good men have believed this strange fable, and lived very
+good lives under that belief (for credulity is not a crime) is what I
+have no doubt of. In the first place, they were educated to believe it,
+and they would have believed anything else in the same manner. There
+are also many who have been so enthusiastically enraptured by what they
+conceived to be the infinite love of God to man, in making a sacrifice
+of himself, that the vehemence of the idea has forbidden and deterred
+them from examining into the absurdity and profaneness of the story.
+The more unnatural anything is, the more is it capable of becoming the
+object of dismal admiration. [NOTE: The French work has “blind and”
+preceding dismal.—Editor.]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+OF THE TRUE THEOLOGY.
+
+
+But if objects for gratitude and admiration are our desire, do they not
+present themselves every hour to our eyes? Do we not see a fair
+creation prepared to receive us the instant we are born—a world
+furnished to our hands, that cost us nothing? Is it we that light up
+the sun; that pour down the rain; and fill the earth with abundance?
+Whether we sleep or wake, the vast machinery of the universe still goes
+on. Are these things, and the blessings they indicate in future,
+nothing to, us? Can our gross feelings be excited by no other subjects
+than tragedy and suicide? Or is the gloomy pride of man become so
+intolerable, that nothing can flatter it but a sacrifice of the
+Creator?
+
+I know that this bold investigation will alarm many, but it would be
+paying too great a compliment to their credulity to forbear it on that
+account. The times and the subject demand it to be done. The suspicion
+that the theory of what is called the Christian church is fabulous, is
+becoming very extensive in all countries; and it will be a consolation
+to men staggering under that suspicion, and doubting what to believe
+and what to disbelieve, to see the subject freely investigated. I
+therefore pass on to an examination of the books called the Old and the
+New Testament.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+EXAMINATION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT.
+
+
+These books, beginning with Genesis and ending with Revelations,
+(which, by the bye, is a book of riddles that requires a revelation to
+explain it) are, we are told, the word of God. It is, therefore, proper
+for us to know who told us so, that we may know what credit to give to
+the report. The answer to this question is, that nobody can tell,
+except that we tell one another so. The case, however, historically
+appears to be as follows:
+
+When the church mythologists established their system, they collected
+all the writings they could find, and managed them as they pleased. It
+is a matter altogether of uncertainty to us whether such of the
+writings as now appear under the name of the Old and the New Testament,
+are in the same state in which those collectors say they found them; or
+whether they added, altered, abridged, or dressed them up.
+
+Be this as it may, they decided by vote which of the books out of the
+collection they had made, should be the WORD OF GOD, and which should
+not. They rejected several; they voted others to be doubtful, such as
+the books called the Apocrypha; and those books which had a majority of
+votes, were voted to be the word of God. Had they voted otherwise, all
+the people since calling themselves Christians had believed otherwise;
+for the belief of the one comes from the vote of the other. Who the
+people were that did all this, we know nothing of. They call themselves
+by the general name of the Church; and this is all we know of the
+matter.
+
+As we have no other external evidence or authority for believing these
+books to be the word of God, than what I have mentioned, which is no
+evidence or authority at all, I come, in the next place, to examine the
+internal evidence contained in the books themselves.
+
+In the former part of this essay, I have spoken of revelation. I now
+proceed further with that subject, for the purpose of applying it to
+the books in question.
+
+Revelation is a communication of something, which the person, to whom
+that thing is revealed, did not know before. For if I have done a
+thing, or seen it done, it needs no revelation to tell me I have done
+it, or seen it, nor to enable me to tell it, or to write it.
+
+Revelation, therefore, cannot be applied to anything done upon earth of
+which man is himself the actor or the witness; and consequently all the
+historical and anecdotal part of the Bible, which is almost the whole
+of it, is not within the meaning and compass of the word revelation,
+and, therefore, is not the word of God.
+
+When Samson ran off with the gate-posts of Gaza, if he ever did so,
+(and whether he did or not is nothing to us,) or when he visited his
+Delilah, or caught his foxes, or did anything else, what has revelation
+to do with these things? If they were facts, he could tell them
+himself; or his secretary, if he kept one, could write them, if they
+were worth either telling or writing; and if they were fictions,
+revelation could not make them true; and whether true or not, we are
+neither the better nor the wiser for knowing them. When we contemplate
+the immensity of that Being, who directs and governs the
+incomprehensible WHOLE, of which the utmost ken of human sight can
+discover but a part, we ought to feel shame at calling such paltry
+stories the word of God.
+
+As to the account of the creation, with which the book of Genesis
+opens, it has all the appearance of being a tradition which the
+Israelites had among them before they came into Egypt; and after their
+departure from that country, they put it at the head of their history,
+without telling, as it is most probable that they did not know, how
+they came by it. The manner in which the account opens, shows it to be
+traditionary. It begins abruptly. It is nobody that speaks. It is
+nobody that hears. It is addressed to nobody. It has neither first,
+second, nor third person. It has every criterion of being a tradition.
+It has no voucher. Moses does not take it upon himself by introducing
+it with the formality that he uses on other occasions, such as that of
+saying, “The Lords spake unto Moses, saying.”
+
+Why it has been called the Mosaic account of the creation, I am at a
+loss to conceive. Moses, I believe, was too good a judge of such
+subjects to put his name to that account. He had been educated among
+the Egyptians, who were a people as well skilled in science, and
+particularly in astronomy, as any people of their day; and the silence
+and caution that Moses observes, in not authenticating the account, is
+a good negative evidence that he neither told it nor believed it.—The
+case is, that every nation of people has been world-makers, and the
+Israelites had as much right to set up the trade of world-making as any
+of the rest; and as Moses was not an Israelite, he might not chose to
+contradict the tradition. The account, however, is harmless; and this
+is more than can be said for many other parts of the Bible.
+
+Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the
+cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with
+which more than half the Bible [NOTE: It must be borne in mind that by
+the “Bible” Paine always means the Old Testament alone.—Editor.] is
+filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a
+demon, than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness, that has
+served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my own part, I
+sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.
+
+We scarcely meet with anything, a few phrases excepted, but what
+deserves either our abhorrence or our contempt, till we come to the
+miscellaneous parts of the Bible. In the anonymous publications, the
+Psalms, and the Book of Job, more particularly in the latter, we find a
+great deal of elevated sentiment reverentially expressed of the power
+and benignity of the Almighty; but they stand on no higher rank than
+many other compositions on similar subjects, as well before that time
+as since.
+
+The Proverbs which are said to be Solomon’s, though most probably a
+collection, (because they discover a knowledge of life, which his
+situation excluded him from knowing) are an instructive table of
+ethics. They are inferior in keenness to the proverbs of the Spaniards,
+and not more wise and oeconomical than those of the American Franklin.
+
+All the remaining parts of the Bible, generally known by the name of
+the Prophets, are the works of the Jewish poets and itinerant
+preachers, who mixed poetry, anecdote, and devotion together—and those
+works still retain the air and style of poetry, though in translation.
+[NOTE: As there are many readers who do not see that a composition is
+poetry, unless it be in rhyme, it is for their information that I add
+this note.
+
+Poetry consists principally in two things—imagery and composition. The
+composition of poetry differs from that of prose in the manner of
+mixing long and short syllables together. Take a long syllable out of a
+line of poetry, and put a short one in the room of it, or put a long
+syllable where a short one should be, and that line will lose its
+poetical harmony. It will have an effect upon the line like that of
+misplacing a note in a song.
+
+The imagery in those books called the Prophets appertains altogether to
+poetry. It is fictitious, and often extravagant, and not admissible in
+any other kind of writing than poetry.
+
+To show that these writings are composed in poetical numbers, I will
+take ten syllables, as they stand in the book, and make a line of the
+same number of syllables, (heroic measure) that shall rhyme with the
+last word. It will then be seen that the composition of those books is
+poetical measure. The instance I shall first produce is from Isaiah:—
+
+ “Hear, O ye heavens, and give ear, O earth
+ ’T is God himself that calls attention forth.
+
+Another instance I shall quote is from the mournful Jeremiah, to which
+I shall add two other lines, for the purpose of carrying out the
+figure, and showing the intention of the poet.
+
+ “O, that mine head were waters and mine eyes
+ Were fountains flowing like the liquid skies;
+ Then would I give the mighty flood release
+ And weep a deluge for the human race.”—Author.]
+
+There is not, throughout the whole book called the Bible, any word that
+describes to us what we call a poet, nor any word that describes what
+we call poetry. The case is, that the word prophet, to which a later
+times have affixed a new idea, was the Bible word for poet, and the
+word ‘propesying’ meant the art of making poetry. It also meant the art
+of playing poetry to a tune upon any instrument of music.
+
+We read of prophesying with pipes, tabrets, and horns—of prophesying
+with harps, with psalteries, with cymbals, and with every other
+instrument of music then in fashion. Were we now to speak of
+prophesying with a fiddle, or with a pipe and tabor, the expression
+would have no meaning, or would appear ridiculous, and to some people
+contemptuous, because we have changed the meaning of the word.
+
+We are told of Saul being among the prophets, and also that he
+prophesied; but we are not told what they prophesied, nor what he
+prophesied. The case is, there was nothing to tell; for these prophets
+were a company of musicians and poets, and Saul joined in the concert,
+and this was called prophesying.
+
+The account given of this affair in the book called Samuel, is, that
+Saul met a company of prophets; a whole company of them! coming down
+with a psaltery, a tabret, a pipe, and a harp, and that they
+prophesied, and that he prophesied with them. But it appears
+afterwards, that Saul prophesied badly, that is, he performed his part
+badly; for it is said that an “evil spirit from God [NOTE: As those men
+who call themselves divines and commentators are very fond of puzzling
+one another, I leave them to contest the meaning of the first part of
+the phrase, that of an evil spirit of God. I keep to my text. I keep to
+the meaning of the word prophesy.—Author.] came upon Saul, and he
+prophesied.”
+
+Now, were there no other passage in the book called the Bible, than
+this, to demonstrate to us that we have lost the original meaning of
+the word prophesy, and substituted another meaning in its place, this
+alone would be sufficient; for it is impossible to use and apply the
+word prophesy, in the place it is here used and applied, if we give to
+it the sense which later times have affixed to it. The manner in which
+it is here used strips it of all religious meaning, and shews that a
+man might then be a prophet, or he might Prophesy, as he may now be a
+poet or a musician, without any regard to the morality or the
+immorality of his character. The word was originally a term of science,
+promiscuously applied to poetry and to music, and not restricted to any
+subject upon which poetry and music might be exercised.
+
+Deborah and Barak are called prophets, not because they predicted
+anything, but because they composed the poem or song that bears their
+name, in celebration of an act already done. David is ranked among the
+prophets, for he was a musician, and was also reputed to be (though
+perhaps very erroneously) the author of the Psalms. But Abraham, Isaac,
+and Jacob are not called prophets; it does not appear from any accounts
+we have, that they could either sing, play music, or make poetry.
+
+We are told of the greater and the lesser prophets. They might as well
+tell us of the greater and the lesser God; for there cannot be degrees
+in prophesying consistently with its modern sense. But there are
+degrees in poetry, and there-fore the phrase is reconcilable to the
+case, when we understand by it the greater and the lesser poets.
+
+It is altogether unnecessary, after this, to offer any observations
+upon what those men, styled prophets, have written. The axe goes at
+once to the root, by showing that the original meaning of the word has
+been mistaken, and consequently all the inferences that have been drawn
+from those books, the devotional respect that has been paid to them,
+and the laboured commentaries that have been written upon them, under
+that mistaken meaning, are not worth disputing about.—In many things,
+however, the writings of the Jewish poets deserve a better fate than
+that of being bound up, as they now are, with the trash that
+accompanies them, under the abused name of the Word of God.
+
+If we permit ourselves to conceive right ideas of things, we must
+necessarily affix the idea, not only of unchangeableness, but of the
+utter impossibility of any change taking place, by any means or
+accident whatever, in that which we would honour with the name of the
+Word of God; and therefore the Word of God cannot exist in any written
+or human language.
+
+The continually progressive change to which the meaning of words is
+subject, the want of an universal language which renders translation
+necessary, the errors to which translations are again subject, the
+mistakes of copyists and printers, together with the possibility of
+wilful alteration, are of themselves evidences that human language,
+whether in speech or in print, cannot be the vehicle of the Word of
+God.—The Word of God exists in something else.
+
+Did the book called the Bible excel in purity of ideas and expression
+all the books now extant in the world, I would not take it for my rule
+of faith, as being the Word of God; because the possibility would
+nevertheless exist of my being imposed upon. But when I see throughout
+the greatest part of this book scarcely anything but a history of the
+grossest vices, and a collection of the most paltry and contemptible
+tales, I cannot dishonour my Creator by calling it by his name.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.
+
+
+Thus much for the Bible; I now go on to the book called the New
+Testament. The new Testament! that is, the ‘new’ Will, as if there
+could be two wills of the Creator.
+
+Had it been the object or the intention of Jesus Christ to establish a
+new religion, he would undoubtedly have written the system himself, or
+procured it to be written in his life time. But there is no publication
+extant authenticated with his name. All the books called the New
+Testament were written after his death. He was a Jew by birth and by
+profession; and he was the son of God in like manner that every other
+person is; for the Creator is the Father of All.
+
+The first four books, called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, do not give
+a history of the life of Jesus Christ, but only detached anecdotes of
+him. It appears from these books, that the whole time of his being a
+preacher was not more than eighteen months; and it was only during this
+short time that those men became acquainted with him. They make mention
+of him at the age of twelve years, sitting, they say, among the Jewish
+doctors, asking and answering them questions. As this was several years
+before their acquaintance with him began, it is most probable they had
+this anecdote from his parents. From this time there is no account of
+him for about sixteen years. Where he lived, or how he employed himself
+during this interval, is not known. Most probably he was working at his
+father’s trade, which was that of a carpenter. It does not appear that
+he had any school education, and the probability is, that he could not
+write, for his parents were extremely poor, as appears from their not
+being able to pay for a bed when he was born. [NOTE: One of the few
+errors traceable to Paine’s not having a Bible at hand while writing
+Part I. There is no indication that the family was poor, but the
+reverse may in fact be inferred.—Editor.]
+
+It is somewhat curious that the three persons whose names are the most
+universally recorded were of very obscure parentage. Moses was a
+foundling; Jesus Christ was born in a stable; and Mahomet was a mule
+driver. The first and the last of these men were founders of different
+systems of religion; but Jesus Christ founded no new system. He called
+men to the practice of moral virtues, and the belief of one God. The
+great trait in his character is philanthropy.
+
+The manner in which he was apprehended shows that he was not much
+known, at that time; and it shows also that the meetings he then held
+with his followers were in secret; and that he had given over or
+suspended preaching publicly. Judas could no otherways betray him than
+by giving information where he was, and pointing him out to the
+officers that went to arrest him; and the reason for employing and
+paying Judas to do this could arise only from the causes already
+mentioned, that of his not being much known, and living concealed.
+
+The idea of his concealment, not only agrees very ill with his reputed
+divinity, but associates with it something of pusillanimity; and his
+being betrayed, or in other words, his being apprehended, on the
+information of one of his followers, shows that he did not intend to be
+apprehended, and consequently that he did not intend to be crucified.
+
+The Christian mythologists tell us that Christ died for the sins of the
+world, and that he came on Purpose to die. Would it not then have been
+the same if he had died of a fever or of the small pox, of old age, or
+of anything else?
+
+The declaratory sentence which, they say, was passed upon Adam, in case
+he ate of the apple, was not, that thou shalt surely be crucified, but,
+thou shale surely die. The sentence was death, and not the manner of
+dying. Crucifixion, therefore, or any other particular manner of dying,
+made no part of the sentence that Adam was to suffer, and consequently,
+even upon their own tactic, it could make no part of the sentence that
+Christ was to suffer in the room of Adam. A fever would have done as
+well as a cross, if there was any occasion for either.
+
+This sentence of death, which, they tell us, was thus passed upon Adam,
+must either have meant dying naturally, that is, ceasing to live, or
+have meant what these mythologists call damnation; and consequently,
+the act of dying on the part of Jesus Christ, must, according to their
+system, apply as a prevention to one or other of these two things
+happening to Adam and to us.
+
+That it does not prevent our dying is evident, because we all die; and
+if their accounts of longevity be true, men die faster since the
+crucifixion than before: and with respect to the second explanation,
+(including with it the natural death of Jesus Christ as a substitute
+for the eternal death or damnation of all mankind,) it is impertinently
+representing the Creator as coming off, or revoking the sentence, by a
+pun or a quibble upon the word death. That manufacturer of, quibbles,
+St. Paul, if he wrote the books that bear his name, has helped this
+quibble on by making another quibble upon the word Adam. He makes there
+to be two Adams; the one who sins in fact, and suffers by proxy; the
+other who sins by proxy, and suffers in fact. A religion thus
+interlarded with quibble, subterfuge, and pun, has a tendency to
+instruct its professors in the practice of these arts. They acquire the
+habit without being aware of the cause.
+
+If Jesus Christ was the being which those mythologists tell us he was,
+and that he came into this world to suffer, which is a word they
+sometimes use instead of ‘to die,’ the only real suffering he could
+have endured would have been ‘to live.’ His existence here was a state
+of exilement or transportation from heaven, and the way back to his
+original country was to die.—In fine, everything in this strange system
+is the reverse of what it pretends to be. It is the reverse of truth,
+and I become so tired of examining into its inconsistencies and
+absurdities, that I hasten to the conclusion of it, in order to proceed
+to something better.
+
+How much, or what parts of the books called the New Testament, were
+written by the persons whose names they bear, is what we can know
+nothing of, neither are we certain in what language they were
+originally written. The matters they now contain may be classed under
+two heads: anecdote, and epistolary correspondence.
+
+The four books already mentioned, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, are
+altogether anecdotal. They relate events after they had taken place.
+They tell what Jesus Christ did and said, and what others did and said
+to him; and in several instances they relate the same event
+differently. Revelation is necessarily out of the question with respect
+to those books; not only because of the disagreement of the writers,
+but because revelation cannot be applied to the relating of facts by
+the persons who saw them done, nor to the relating or recording of any
+discourse or conversation by those who heard it. The book called the
+Acts of the Apostles (an anonymous work) belongs also to the anecdotal
+part.
+
+All the other parts of the New Testament, except the book of enigmas,
+called the Revelations, are a collection of letters under the name of
+epistles; and the forgery of letters has been such a common practice in
+the world, that the probability is at least equal, whether they are
+genuine or forged. One thing, however, is much less equivocal, which
+is, that out of the matters contained in those books, together with the
+assistance of some old stories, the church has set up a system of
+religion very contradictory to the character of the person whose name
+it bears. It has set up a religion of pomp and of revenue in pretended
+imitation of a person whose life was humility and poverty.
+
+The invention of a purgatory, and of the releasing of souls therefrom,
+by prayers, bought of the church with money; the selling of pardons,
+dispensations, and indulgences, are revenue laws, without bearing that
+name or carrying that appearance. But the case nevertheless is, that
+those things derive their origin from the proxysm of the crucifixion,
+and the theory deduced therefrom, which was, that one person could
+stand in the place of another, and could perform meritorious services
+for him. The probability, therefore, is, that the whole theory or
+doctrine of what is called the redemption (which is said to have been
+accomplished by the act of one person in the room of another) was
+originally fabricated on purpose to bring forward and build all those
+secondary and pecuniary redemptions upon; and that the passages in the
+books upon which the idea of theory of redemption is built, have been
+manufactured and fabricated for that purpose. Why are we to give this
+church credit, when she tells us that those books are genuine in every
+part, any more than we give her credit for everything else she has told
+us; or for the miracles she says she has performed? That she could
+fabricate writings is certain, because she could write; and the
+composition of the writings in question, is of that kind that anybody
+might do it; and that she did fabricate them is not more inconsistent
+with probability, than that she should tell us, as she has done, that
+she could and did work miracles.
+
+Since, then, no external evidence can, at this long distance of time,
+be produced to prove whether the church fabricated the doctrine called
+redemption or not, (for such evidence, whether for or against, would be
+subject to the same suspicion of being fabricated,) the case can only
+be referred to the internal evidence which the thing carries of itself;
+and this affords a very strong presumption of its being a fabrication.
+For the internal evidence is, that the theory or doctrine of redemption
+has for its basis an idea of pecuniary justice, and not that of moral
+justice.
+
+If I owe a person money, and cannot pay him, and he threatens to put me
+in prison, another person can take the debt upon himself, and pay it
+for me. But if I have committed a crime, every circumstance of the case
+is changed. Moral justice cannot take the innocent for the guilty even
+if the innocent would offer itself. To suppose justice to do this, is
+to destroy the principle of its existence, which is the thing itself.
+It is then no longer justice. It is indiscriminate revenge.
+
+This single reflection will show that the doctrine of redemption is
+founded on a mere pecuniary idea corresponding to that of a debt which
+another person might pay; and as this pecuniary idea corresponds again
+with the system of second redemptions, obtained through the means of
+money given to the church for pardons, the probability is that the same
+persons fabricated both the one and the other of those theories; and
+that, in truth, there is no such thing as redemption; that it is
+fabulous; and that man stands in the same relative condition with his
+Maker he ever did stand, since man existed; and that it is his greatest
+consolation to think so.
+
+Let him believe this, and he will live more consistently and morally,
+than by any other system. It is by his being taught to contemplate
+himself as an out-law, as an out-cast, as a beggar, as a mumper, as one
+thrown as it were on a dunghill, at an immense distance from his
+Creator, and who must make his approaches by creeping, and cringing to
+intermediate beings, that he conceives either a contemptuous disregard
+for everything under the name of religion, or becomes indifferent, or
+turns what he calls devout. In the latter case, he consumes his life in
+grief, or the affectation of it. His prayers are reproaches. His
+humility is ingratitude. He calls himself a worm, and the fertile earth
+a dunghill; and all the blessings of life by the thankless name of
+vanities. He despises the choicest gift of God to man, the GIFT OF
+REASON; and having endeavoured to force upon himself the belief of a
+system against which reason revolts, he ungratefully calls it human
+reason, as if man could give reason to himself.
+
+Yet, with all this strange appearance of humility, and this contempt
+for human reason, he ventures into the boldest presumptions. He finds
+fault with everything. His selfishness is never satisfied; his
+ingratitude is never at an end. He takes on himself to direct the
+Almighty what to do, even in the govemment of the universe. He prays
+dictatorially. When it is sunshine, he prays for rain, and when it is
+rain, he prays for sunshine. He follows the same idea in everything
+that he prays for; for what is the amount of all his prayers, but an
+attempt to make the Almighty change his mind, and act otherwise than he
+does? It is as if he were to say—thou knowest not so well as I.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+IN WHAT THE TRUE REVELATION CONSISTS.
+
+
+But some perhaps will say—Are we to have no word of God—no revelation?
+I answer yes. There is a Word of God; there is a revelation.
+
+THE WORD OF GOD IS THE CREATION WE BEHOLD: And it is in this word,
+which no human invention can counterfeit or alter, that God speaketh
+universally to man.
+
+Human language is local and changeable, and is therefore incapable of
+being used as the means of unchangeable and universal information. The
+idea that God sent Jesus Christ to publish, as they say, the glad
+tidings to all nations, from one end of the earth unto the other, is
+consistent only with the ignorance of those who know nothing of the
+extent of the world, and who believed, as those world-saviours
+believed, and continued to believe for several centuries, (and that in
+contradiction to the discoveries of philosophers and the experience of
+navigators,) that the earth was flat like a trencher; and that a man
+might walk to the end of it.
+
+But how was Jesus Christ to make anything known to all nations? He
+could speak but one language, which was Hebrew; and there are in the
+world several hundred languages. Scarcely any two nations speak the
+same language, or understand each other; and as to translations, every
+man who knows anything of languages, knows that it is impossible to
+translate from one language into another, not only without losing a
+great part of the original, but frequently of mistaking the sense; and
+besides all this, the art of printing was wholly unknown at the time
+Christ lived.
+
+It is always necessary that the means that are to accomplish any end be
+equal to the accomplishment of that end, or the end cannot be
+accomplished. It is in this that the difference between finite and
+infinite power and wisdom discovers itself. Man frequently fails in
+accomplishing his end, from a natural inability of the power to the
+purpose; and frequently from the want of wisdom to apply power
+properly. But it is impossible for infinite power and wisdom to fail as
+man faileth. The means it useth are always equal to the end: but human
+language, more especially as there is not an universal language, is
+incapable of being used as an universal means of unchangeable and
+uniform information; and therefore it is not the means that God useth
+in manifesting himself universally to man.
+
+It is only in the CREATION that all our ideas and conceptions of a word
+of God can unite. The Creation speaketh an universal language,
+independently of human speech or human language, multiplied and various
+as they be. It is an ever existing original, which every man can read.
+It cannot be forged; it cannot be counterfeited; it cannot be lost; it
+cannot be altered; it cannot be suppressed. It does not depend upon the
+will of man whether it shall be published or not; it publishes itself
+from one end of the earth to the other. It preaches to all nations and
+to all worlds; and this word of God reveals to man all that is
+necessary for man to know of God.
+
+Do we want to contemplate his power? We see it in the immensity of the
+creation. Do we want to contemplate his wisdom? We see it in the
+unchangeable order by which the incomprehensible Whole is governed. Do
+we want to contemplate his munificence? We see it in the abundance with
+which he fills the earth. Do we want to contemplate his mercy? We see
+it in his not withholding that abundance even from the unthankful. In
+fine, do we want to know what God is? Search not the book called the
+scripture, which any human hand might make, but the scripture called
+the Creation.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+CONCERNING GOD, AND THE LIGHTS CAST ON HIS EXISTENCE AND ATTRIBUTES BY
+THE BIBLE.
+
+
+The only idea man can affix to the name of God, is that of a first
+cause, the cause of all things. And, incomprehensibly difficult as it
+is for a man to conceive what a first cause is, he arrives at the
+belief of it, from the tenfold greater difficulty of disbelieving it.
+It is difficult beyond description to conceive that space can have no
+end; but it is more difficult to conceive an end. It is difficult
+beyond the power of man to conceive an eternal duration of what we call
+time; but it is more impossible to conceive a time when there shall be
+no time.
+
+In like manner of reasoning, everything we behold carries in itself the
+internal evidence that it did not make itself. Every man is an evidence
+to himself, that he did not make himself; neither could his father make
+himself, nor his grandfather, nor any of his race; neither could any
+tree, plant, or animal make itself; and it is the conviction arising
+from this evidence, that carries us on, as it were, by necessity, to
+the belief of a first cause eternally existing, of a nature totally
+different to any material existence we know of, and by the power of
+which all things exist; and this first cause, man calls God.
+
+It is only by the exercise of reason, that man can discover God. Take
+away that reason, and he would be incapable of understanding anything;
+and in this case it would be just as consistent to read even the book
+called the Bible to a horse as to a man. How then is it that those
+people pretend to reject reason?
+
+Almost the only parts in the book called the Bible, that convey to us
+any idea of God, are some chapters in Job, and the 19th Psalm; I
+recollect no other. Those parts are true deistical compositions; for
+they treat of the Deity through his works. They take the book of
+Creation as the word of God; they refer to no other book; and all the
+inferences they make are drawn from that volume.
+
+I insert in this place the 19th Psalm, as paraphrased into English
+verse by Addison. I recollect not the prose, and where I write this I
+have not the opportunity of seeing it:
+
+ The spacious firmament on high,
+ With all the blue etherial sky,
+ And spangled heavens, a shining frame,
+ Their great original proclaim.
+ The unwearied sun, from day to day,
+ Does his Creator’s power display,
+ And publishes to every land
+ The work of an Almighty hand.
+ Soon as the evening shades prevail,
+ The moon takes up the wondrous tale,
+ And nightly to the list’ning earth
+ Repeats the story of her birth;
+ Whilst all the stars that round her burn,
+ And all the planets, in their turn,
+ Confirm the tidings as they roll,
+ And spread the truth from pole to pole.
+ What though in solemn silence all
+ Move round this dark terrestrial ball
+ What though no real voice, nor sound,
+ Amidst their radiant orbs be found,
+ In reason’s ear they all rejoice,
+ And utter forth a glorious voice,
+ Forever singing as they shine,
+ THE HAND THAT MADE US IS DIVINE.
+
+What more does man want to know, than that the hand or power that made
+these things is divine, is omnipotent? Let him believe this, with the
+force it is impossible to repel if he permits his reason to act, and
+his rule of moral life will follow of course.
+
+The allusions in Job have all of them the same tendency with this
+Psalm; that of deducing or proving a truth that would be otherwise
+unknown, from truths already known.
+
+I recollect not enough of the passages in Job to insert them correctly;
+but there is one that occurs to me that is applicable to the subject I
+am speaking upon. “Canst thou by searching find out God; canst thou
+find out the Almighty to perfection?”
+
+I know not how the printers have pointed this passage, for I keep no
+Bible; but it contains two distinct questions that admit of distinct
+answers.
+
+First, Canst thou by searching find out God? Yes. Because, in the first
+place, I know I did not make myself, and yet I have existence; and by
+searching into the nature of other things, I find that no other thing
+could make itself; and yet millions of other things exist; therefore it
+is, that I know, by positive conclusion resulting from this search,
+that there is a power superior to all those things, and that power is
+God.
+
+Secondly, Canst thou find out the Almighty to perfection? No. Not only
+because the power and wisdom He has manifested in the structure of the
+Creation that I behold is to me incomprehensible; but because even this
+manifestation, great as it is is probably but a small display of that
+immensity of power and wisdom, by which millions of other worlds, to me
+invisible by their distance, were created and continue to exist.
+
+It is evident that both of these questions were put to the reason of
+the person to whom they are supposed to have been addressed; and it is
+only by admitting the first question to be answered affirmatively, that
+the second could follow. It would have been unnecessary, and even
+absurd, to have put a second question, more difficult than the first,
+if the first question had been answered negatively. The two questions
+have different objects; the first refers to the existence of God, the
+second to his attributes. Reason can discover the one, but it falls
+infinitely short in discovering the whole of the other.
+
+I recollect not a single passage in all the writings ascribed to the
+men called apostles, that conveys any idea of what God is. Those
+writings are chiefly controversial; and the gloominess of the subject
+they dwell upon, that of a man dying in agony on a cross, is better
+suited to the gloomy genius of a monk in a cell, by whom it is not
+impossible they were written, than to any man breathing the open air of
+the Creation. The only passage that occurs to me, that has any
+reference to the works of God, by which only his power and wisdom can
+be known, is related to have been spoken by Jesus Christ, as a remedy
+against distrustful care. “Behold the lilies of the field, they toil
+not, neither do they spin.” This, however, is far inferior to the
+allusions in Job and in the 19th Psalm; but it is similar in idea, and
+the modesty of the imagery is correspondent to the modesty of the man.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+OF THE THEOLOGY OF THE CHRISTIANS; AND THE TRUE THEOLOGY.
+
+
+As to the Christian system of faith, it appears to me as a species of
+atheism; a sort of religious denial of God. It professes to believe in
+a man rather than in God. It is a compound made up chiefly of man-ism
+with but little deism, and is as near to atheism as twilight is to
+darkness. It introduces between man and his Maker an opaque body, which
+it calls a redeemer, as the moon introduces her opaque self between the
+earth and the sun, and it produces by this means a religious or an
+irreligious eclipse of light. It has put the whole orbit of reason into
+shade.
+
+The effect of this obscurity has been that of turning everything upside
+down, and representing it in reverse; and among the revolutions it has
+thus magically produced, it has made a revolution in Theology.
+
+That which is now called natural philosophy, embracing the whole circle
+of science, of which astronomy occupies the chief place, is the study
+of the works of God, and of the power and wisdom of God in his works,
+and is the true theology.
+
+As to the theology that is now studied in its place, it is the study of
+human opinions and of human fancies concerning God. It is not the study
+of God himself in the works that he has made, but in the works or
+writings that man has made; and it is not among the least of the
+mischiefs that the Christian system has done to the world, that it has
+abandoned the original and beautiful system of theology, like a
+beautiful innocent, to distress and reproach, to make room for the hag
+of superstition.
+
+The Book of Job and the 19th Psalm, which even the church admits to be
+more ancient than the chronological order in which they stand in the
+book called the Bible, are theological orations conformable to the
+original system of theology. The internal evidence of those orations
+proves to a demonstration that the study and contemplation of the works
+of creation, and of the power and wisdom of God revealed and manifested
+in those works, made a great part of the religious devotion of the
+times in which they were written; and it was this devotional study and
+contemplation that led to the discovery of the principles upon which
+what are now called Sciences are established; and it is to the
+discovery of these principles that almost all the Arts that contribute
+to the convenience of human life owe their existence. Every principal
+art has some science for its parent, though the person who mechanically
+performs the work does not always, and but very seldom, perceive the
+connection.
+
+It is a fraud of the Christian system to call the sciences ‘human
+inventions;’ it is only the application of them that is human. Every
+science has for its basis a system of principles as fixed and
+unalterable as those by which the universe is regulated and governed.
+Man cannot make principles, he can only discover them.
+
+For example: Every person who looks at an almanack sees an account when
+an eclipse will take place, and he sees also that it never fails to
+take place according to the account there given. This shows that man is
+acquainted with the laws by which the heavenly bodies move. But it
+would be something worse than ignorance, were any church on earth to
+say that those laws are an human invention.
+
+It would also be ignorance, or something worse, to say that the
+scientific principles, by the aid of which man is enabled to calculate
+and foreknow when an eclipse will take place, are an human invention.
+Man cannot invent any thing that is eternal and immutable; and the
+scientific principles he employs for this purpose must, and are, of
+necessity, as eternal and immutable as the laws by which the heavenly
+bodies move, or they could not be used as they are to ascertain the
+time when, and the manner how, an eclipse will take place.
+
+The scientific principles that man employs to obtain the foreknowledge
+of an eclipse, or of any thing else relating to the motion of the
+heavenly bodies, are contained chiefly in that part of science that is
+called trigonometry, or the properties of a triangle, which, when
+applied to the study of the heavenly bodies, is called astronomy; when
+applied to direct the course of a ship on the ocean, it is called
+navigation; when applied to the construction of figures drawn by a rule
+and compass, it is called geometry; when applied to the construction of
+plans of edifices, it is called architecture; when applied to the
+measurement of any portion of the surface of the earth, it is called
+land-surveying. In fine, it is the soul of science. It is an eternal
+truth: it contains the mathematical demonstration of which man speaks,
+and the extent of its uses are unknown.
+
+It may be said, that man can make or draw a triangle, and therefore a
+triangle is an human invention.
+
+But the triangle, when drawn, is no other than the image of the
+principle: it is a delineation to the eye, and from thence to the mind,
+of a principle that would otherwise be imperceptible. The triangle does
+not make the principle, any more than a candle taken into a room that
+was dark, makes the chairs and tables that before were invisible. All
+the properties of a triangle exist independently of the figure, and
+existed before any triangle was drawn or thought of by man. Man had no
+more to do in the formation of those properties or principles, than he
+had to do in making the laws by which the heavenly bodies move; and
+therefore the one must have the same divine origin as the other.
+
+In the same manner as, it may be said, that man can make a triangle, so
+also, may it be said, he can make the mechanical instrument called a
+lever. But the principle by which the lever acts, is a thing distinct
+from the instrument, and would exist if the instrument did not; it
+attaches itself to the instrument after it is made; the instrument,
+therefore, can act no otherwise than it does act; neither can all the
+efforts of human invention make it act otherwise. That which, in all
+such cases, man calls the effect, is no other than the principle itself
+rendered perceptible to the senses.
+
+Since, then, man cannot make principles, from whence did he gain a
+knowledge of them, so as to be able to apply them, not only to things
+on earth, but to ascertain the motion of bodies so immensely distant
+from him as all the heavenly bodies are? From whence, I ask, could he
+gain that knowledge, but from the study of the true theology?
+
+It is the structure of the universe that has taught this knowledge to
+man. That structure is an ever-existing exhibition of every principle
+upon which every part of mathematical science is founded. The offspring
+of this science is mechanics; for mechanics is no other than the
+principles of science applied practically. The man who proportions the
+several parts of a mill uses the same scientific principles as if he
+had the power of constructing an universe, but as he cannot give to
+matter that invisible agency by which all the component parts of the
+immense machine of the universe have influence upon each other, and act
+in motional unison together, without any apparent contact, and to which
+man has given the name of attraction, gravitation, and repulsion, he
+supplies the place of that agency by the humble imitation of teeth and
+cogs. All the parts of man’s microcosm must visibly touch. But could he
+gain a knowledge of that agency, so as to be able to apply it in
+practice, we might then say that another canonical book of the word of
+God had been discovered.
+
+If man could alter the properties of the lever, so also could he alter
+the properties of the triangle: for a lever (taking that sort of lever
+which is called a steel-yard, for the sake of explanation) forms, when
+in motion, a triangle. The line it descends from, (one point of that
+line being in the fulcrum,) the line it descends to, and the chord of
+the arc, which the end of the lever describes in the air, are the three
+sides of a triangle. The other arm of the lever describes also a
+triangle; and the corresponding sides of those two triangles,
+calculated scientifically, or measured geometrically,—and also the
+sines, tangents, and secants generated from the angles, and
+geometrically measured,—have the same proportions to each other as the
+different weights have that will balance each other on the lever,
+leaving the weight of the lever out of the case.
+
+It may also be said, that man can make a wheel and axis; that he can
+put wheels of different magnitudes together, and produce a mill. Still
+the case comes back to the same point, which is, that he did not make
+the principle that gives the wheels those powers. This principle is as
+unalterable as in the former cases, or rather it is the same principle
+under a different appearance to the eye.
+
+The power that two wheels of different magnitudes have upon each other
+is in the same proportion as if the semi-diameter of the two wheels
+were joined together and made into that kind of lever I have described,
+suspended at the part where the semi-diameters join; for the two
+wheels, scientifically considered, are no other than the two circles
+generated by the motion of the compound lever.
+
+It is from the study of the true theology that all our knowledge of
+science is derived; and it is from that knowledge that all the arts
+have originated.
+
+The Almighty lecturer, by displaying the principles of science in the
+structure of the universe, has invited man to study and to imitation.
+It is as if he had said to the inhabitants of this globe that we call
+ours, “I have made an earth for man to dwell upon, and I have rendered
+the starry heavens visible, to teach him science and the arts. He can
+now provide for his own comfort, AND LEARN FROM MY MUNIFICENCE TO ALL,
+TO BE KIND TO EACH OTHER.”
+
+Of what use is it, unless it be to teach man something, that his eye is
+endowed with the power of beholding, to an incomprehensible distance,
+an immensity of worlds revolving in the ocean of space? Or of what use
+is it that this immensity of worlds is visible to man? What has man to
+do with the Pleiades, with Orion, with Sirius, with the star he calls
+the north star, with the moving orbs he has named Saturn, Jupiter,
+Mars, Venus, and Mercury, if no uses are to follow from their being
+visible? A less power of vision would have been sufficient for man, if
+the immensity he now possesses were given only to waste itself, as it
+were, on an immense desert of space glittering with shows.
+
+It is only by contemplating what he calls the starry heavens, as the
+book and school of science, that he discovers any use in their being
+visible to him, or any advantage resulting from his immensity of
+vision. But when he contemplates the subject in this light, he sees an
+additional motive for saying, that nothing was made in vain; for in
+vain would be this power of vision if it taught man nothing.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+THE EFFECTS OF CHRISTIANISM ON EDUCATION; PROPOSED REFORMS
+
+
+As the Christian system of faith has made a revolution in theology, so
+also has it made a revolution in the state of learning. That which is
+now called learning, was not learning originally. Learning does not
+consist, as the schools now make it consist, in the knowledge of
+languages, but in the knowledge of things to which language gives
+names.
+
+The Greeks were a learned people, but learning with them did not
+consist in speaking Greek, any more than in a Roman’s speaking Latin,
+or a Frenchman’s speaking French, or an Englishman’s speaking English.
+From what we know of the Greeks, it does not appear that they knew or
+studied any language but their own, and this was one cause of their
+becoming so learned; it afforded them more time to apply themselves to
+better studies. The schools of the Greeks were schools of science and
+philosophy, and not of languages; and it is in the knowledge of the
+things that science and philosophy teach that learning consists.
+
+Almost all the scientific learning that now exists, came to us from the
+Greeks, or the people who spoke the Greek language. It therefore became
+necessary to the people of other nations, who spoke a different
+language, that some among them should learn the Greek language, in
+order that the learning the Greeks had might be made known in those
+nations, by translating the Greek books of science and philosophy into
+the mother tongue of each nation.
+
+The study, therefore, of the Greek language (and in the same manner for
+the Latin) was no other than the drudgery business of a linguist; and
+the language thus obtained, was no other than the means, or as it were
+the tools, employed to obtain the learning the Greeks had. It made no
+part of the learning itself; and was so distinct from it as to make it
+exceedingly probable that the persons who had studied Greek
+sufficiently to translate those works, such for instance as Euclid’s
+Elements, did not understand any of the learning the works contained.
+
+As there is now nothing new to be learned from the dead languages, all
+the useful books being already translated, the languages are become
+useless, and the time expended in teaching and in learning them is
+wasted. So far as the study of languages may contribute to the progress
+and communication of knowledge (for it has nothing to do with the
+creation of knowledge) it is only in the living languages that new
+knowledge is to be found; and certain it is, that, in general, a youth
+will learn more of a living language in one year, than of a dead
+language in seven; and it is but seldom that the teacher knows much of
+it himself. The difficulty of learning the dead languages does not
+arise from any superior abstruseness in the languages themselves, but
+in their being dead, and the pronunciation entirely lost. It would be
+the same thing with any other language when it becomes dead. The best
+Greek linguist that now exists does not understand Greek so well as a
+Grecian plowman did, or a Grecian milkmaid; and the same for the Latin,
+compared with a plowman or a milkmaid of the Romans; and with respect
+to pronunciation and idiom, not so well as the cows that she milked. It
+would therefore be advantageous to the state of learning to abolish the
+study of the dead languages, and to make learning consist, as it
+originally did, in scientific knowledge.
+
+The apology that is sometimes made for continuing to teach the dead
+languages is, that they are taught at a time when a child is not
+capable of exerting any other mental faculty than that of memory. But
+this is altogether erroneous. The human mind has a natural disposition
+to scientific knowledge, and to the things connected with it. The first
+and favourite amusement of a child, even before it begins to play, is
+that of imitating the works of man. It builds houses with cards or
+sticks; it navigates the little ocean of a bowl of water with a paper
+boat; or dams the stream of a gutter, and contrives something which it
+calls a mill; and it interests itself in the fate of its works with a
+care that resembles affection. It afterwards goes to school, where its
+genius is killed by the barren study of a dead language, and the
+philosopher is lost in the linguist.
+
+But the apology that is now made for continuing to teach the dead
+languages, could not be the cause at first of cutting down learning to
+the narrow and humble sphere of linguistry; the cause therefore must be
+sought for elsewhere. In all researches of this kind, the best evidence
+that can be produced, is the internal evidence the thing carries with
+itself, and the evidence of circumstances that unites with it; both of
+which, in this case, are not difficult to be discovered.
+
+Putting then aside, as matter of distinct consideration, the outrage
+offered to the moral justice of God, by supposing him to make the
+innocent suffer for the guilty, and also the loose morality and low
+contrivance of supposing him to change himself into the shape of a man,
+in order to make an excuse to himself for not executing his supposed
+sentence upon Adam; putting, I say, those things aside as matter of
+distinct consideration, it is certain that what is called the christian
+system of faith, including in it the whimsical account of the
+creation—the strange story of Eve, the snake, and the apple—the
+amphibious idea of a man-god—the corporeal idea of the death of a
+god—the mythological idea of a family of gods, and the christian system
+of arithmetic, that three are one, and one is three, are all
+irreconcilable, not only to the divine gift of reason, that God has
+given to man, but to the knowledge that man gains of the power and
+wisdom of God by the aid of the sciences, and by studying the structure
+of the universe that God has made.
+
+The setters up, therefore, and the advocates of the Christian system of
+faith, could not but foresee that the continually progressive knowledge
+that man would gain by the aid of science, of the power and wisdom of
+God, manifested in the structure of the universe, and in all the works
+of creation, would militate against, and call into question, the truth
+of their system of faith; and therefore it became necessary to their
+purpose to cut learning down to a size less dangerous to their project,
+and this they effected by restricting the idea of learning to the dead
+study of dead languages.
+
+They not only rejected the study of science out of the christian
+schools, but they persecuted it; and it is only within about the last
+two centuries that the study has been revived. So late as 1610,
+Galileo, a Florentine, discovered and introduced the use of telescopes,
+and by applying them to observe the motions and appearances of the
+heavenly bodies, afforded additional means for ascertaining the true
+structure of the universe. Instead of being esteemed for these
+discoveries, he was sentenced to renounce them, or the opinions
+resulting from them, as a damnable heresy. And prior to that time
+Virgilius was condemned to be burned for asserting the antipodes, or in
+other words, that the earth was a globe, and habitable in every part
+where there was land; yet the truth of this is now too well known even
+to be told. [NOTE: I cannot discover the source of this statement
+concerning the ancient author whose Irish name Feirghill was Latinized
+into Virgilius. The British Museum possesses a copy of the work
+(Decalogiunt) which was the pretext of the charge of heresy made by
+Boniface, Archbishop of Mayence, against Virgilius, Abbot—bishop of
+Salzburg, These were leaders of the rival “British” and “Roman parties,
+and the British champion made a countercharge against Boniface of
+irreligious practices.” Boniface had to express a “regret,” but none
+the less pursued his rival. The Pope, Zachary II., decided that if his
+alleged “doctrine, against God and his soul, that beneath the earth
+there is another world, other men, or sun and moon,” should be
+acknowledged by Virgilius, he should be excommunicated by a Council and
+condemned with canonical sanctions. Whatever may have been the fate
+involved by condemnation with “canonicis sanctionibus,” in the middle
+of the eighth century, it did not fall on Virgilius. His accuser,
+Boniface, was martyred, 755, and it is probable that Virgilius
+harmonied his Antipodes with orthodoxy. The gravamen of the heresy
+seems to have been the suggestion that there were men not of the
+progeny of Adam. Virgilius was made Bishop of Salzburg in 768. He bore
+until his death, 789, the curious title, “Geometer and Solitary,” or
+“lone wayfarer” (Solivagus). A suspicion of heresy clung to his memory
+until 1233, when he was raised by Gregory IX, to sainthood beside his
+accuser, St. Boniface.—Editor. (Conway)]
+
+If the belief of errors not morally bad did no mischief, it would make
+no part of the moral duty of man to oppose and remove them. There was
+no moral ill in believing the earth was flat like a trencher, any more
+than there was moral virtue in believing it was round like a globe;
+neither was there any moral ill in believing that the Creator made no
+other world than this, any more than there was moral virtue in
+believing that he made millions, and that the infinity of space is
+filled with worlds. But when a system of religion is made to grow out
+of a supposed system of creation that is not true, and to unite itself
+therewith in a manner almost inseparable therefrom, the case assumes an
+entirely different ground. It is then that errors, not morally bad,
+become fraught with the same mischiefs as if they were. It is then that
+the truth, though otherwise indifferent itself, becomes an essential,
+by becoming the criterion that either confirms by corresponding
+evidence, or denies by contradictory evidence, the reality of the
+religion itself. In this view of the case it is the moral duty of man
+to obtain every possible evidence that the structure of the heavens, or
+any other part of creation affords, with respect to systems of
+religion. But this, the supporters or partizans of the christian
+system, as if dreading the result, incessantly opposed, and not only
+rejected the sciences, but persecuted the professors. Had Newton or
+Descartes lived three or four hundred years ago, and pursued their
+studies as they did, it is most probable they would not have lived to
+finish them; and had Franklin drawn lightning from the clouds at the
+same time, it would have been at the hazard of expiring for it in
+flames.
+
+Later times have laid all the blame upon the Goths and Vandals, but,
+however unwilling the partizans of the Christian system may be to
+believe or to acknowledge it, it is nevertheless true, that the age of
+ignorance commenced with the Christian system. There was more knowledge
+in the world before that period, than for many centuries afterwards;
+and as to religious knowledge, the Christian system, as already said,
+was only another species of mythology; and the mythology to which it
+succeeded, was a corruption of an ancient system of theism. [NOTE by
+Paine: It is impossible for us now to know at what time the heathen
+mythology began; but it is certain, from the internal evidence that it
+carries, that it did not begin in the same state or condition in which
+it ended. All the gods of that mythology, except Saturn, were of modern
+invention. The supposed reign of Saturn was prior to that which is
+called the heathen mythology, and was so far a species of theism that
+it admitted the belief of only one God. Saturn is supposed to have
+abdicated the govemment in favour of his three sons and one daughter,
+Jupiter, Pluto, Neptune, and Juno; after this, thousands of other gods
+and demigods were imaginarily created, and the calendar of gods
+increased as fast as the calendar of saints and the calendar of courts
+have increased since.
+
+All the corruptions that have taken place, in theology and in religion
+have been produced by admitting of what man calls ‘revealed religion.’
+The mythologists pretended to more revealed religion than the
+christians do. They had their oracles and their priests, who were
+supposed to receive and deliver the word of God verbally on almost all
+occasions.
+
+Since then all corruptions down from Moloch to modern
+predestinarianism, and the human sacrifices of the heathens to the
+christian sacrifice of the Creator, have been produced by admitting of
+what is called revealed religion, the most effectual means to prevent
+all such evils and impositions is, not to admit of any other revelation
+than that which is manifested in the book of Creation., and to
+contemplate the Creation as the only true and real word of God that
+ever did or ever will exist; and every thing else called the word of
+God is fable and imposition.—Author.]
+
+It is owing to this long interregnum of science, and to no other cause,
+that we have now to look back through a vast chasm of many hundred
+years to the respectable characters we call the Ancients. Had the
+progression of knowledge gone on proportionably with the stock that
+before existed, that chasm would have been filled up with characters
+rising superior in knowledge to each other; and those Ancients we now
+so much admire would have appeared respectably in the background of the
+scene. But the christian system laid all waste; and if we take our
+stand about the beginning of the sixteenth century, we look back
+through that long chasm, to the times of the Ancients, as over a vast
+sandy desert, in which not a shrub appears to intercept the vision to
+the fertile hills beyond.
+
+It is an inconsistency scarcely possible to be credited, that any thing
+should exist, under the name of a religion, that held it to be
+irreligious to study and contemplate the structure of the universe that
+God had made. But the fact is too well established to be denied. The
+event that served more than any other to break the first link in this
+long chain of despotic ignorance, is that known by the name of the
+Reformation by Luther. From that time, though it does not appear to
+have made any part of the intention of Luther, or of those who are
+called Reformers, the Sciences began to revive, and Liberality, their
+natural associate, began to appear. This was the only public good the
+Reformation did; for, with respect to religious good, it might as well
+not have taken place. The mythology still continued the same; and a
+multiplicity of National Popes grew out of the downfall of the Pope of
+Christendom.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+COMPARISON OF CHRISTIANISM WITH THE RELIGIOUS IDEAS INSPIRED BY NATURE
+
+
+Having thus shewn, from the internal evidence of things, the cause that
+produced a change in the state of learning, and the motive for
+substituting the study of the dead languages, in the place of the
+Sciences, I proceed, in addition to the several observations already
+made in the former part of this work, to compare, or rather to
+confront, the evidence that the structure of the universe affords, with
+the christian system of religion. But as I cannot begin this part
+better than by referring to the ideas that occurred to me at an early
+part of life, and which I doubt not have occurred in some degree to
+almost every other person at one time or other, I shall state what
+those ideas were, and add thereto such other matter as shall arise out
+of the subject, giving to the whole, by way of preface, a short
+introduction.
+
+My father being of the quaker profession, it was my good fortune to
+have an exceedingly good moral education, and a tolerable stock of
+useful learning. Though I went to the grammar school, I did not learn
+Latin, not only because I had no inclination to learn languages, but
+because of the objection the quakers have against the books in which
+the language is taught. But this did not prevent me from being
+acquainted with the subjects of all the Latin books used in the school.
+
+The natural bent of my mind was to science. I had some turn, and I
+believe some talent for poetry; but this I rather repressed than
+encouraged, as leading too much into the field of imagination. As soon
+as I was able, I purchased a pair of globes, and attended the
+philosophical lectures of Martin and Ferguson, and became afterwards
+acquainted with Dr. Bevis, of the society called the Royal Society,
+then living in the Temple, and an excellent astronomer.
+
+I had no disposition for what was called politics. It presented to my
+mind no other idea than is contained in the word jockeyship. When,
+therefore, I turned my thoughts towards matters of government, I had to
+form a system for myself, that accorded with the moral and philosophic
+principles in which I had been educated. I saw, or at least I thought I
+saw, a vast scene opening itself to the world in the affairs of
+America; and it appeared to me, that unless the Americans changed the
+plan they were then pursuing, with respect to the government of
+England, and declared themselves independent, they would not only
+involve themselves in a multiplicity of new difficulties, but shut out
+the prospect that was then offering itself to mankind through their
+means. It was from these motives that I published the work known by the
+name of Common Sense, which is the first work I ever did publish, and
+so far as I can judge of myself, I believe I should never have been
+known in the world as an author on any subject whatever, had it not
+been for the affairs of America. I wrote Common Sense the latter end of
+the year 1775, and published it the first of January, 1776.
+Independence was declared the fourth of July following. [NOTE: The
+pamphlet Common Sense was first advertised, as “just published,” on
+January 10, 1776. His plea for the Officers of Excise, written before
+leaving England, was printed, but not published until 1793. Despite his
+reiterated assertion that Common Sense was the first work he ever
+published the notion that he was “junius” still finds some believers.
+An indirect comment on our Paine-Junians may be found in Part 2 of this
+work where Paine says a man capable of writing Homer “would not have
+thrown away his own fame by giving it to another.” It is probable that
+Paine ascribed the Letters of Junius to Thomas Hollis. His friend F.
+Lanthenas, in his translation of the Age of Reason (1794) advertises
+his translation of the Letters of Junius from the English “(Thomas
+Hollis).” This he could hardly have done without consultation with
+Paine. Unfortunately this translation of Junius cannot be found either
+in the Bibliotheque Nationale or the British Museum, and it cannot be
+said whether it contains any attempt at an identification of
+Junius—Editor.]
+
+Any person, who has made observations on the state and progress of the
+human mind, by observing his own, can not but have observed, that there
+are two distinct classes of what are called Thoughts; those that we
+produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking, and those
+that bolt into the mind of their own accord. I have always made it a
+rule to treat those voluntary visitors with civility, taking care to
+examine, as well as I was able, if they were worth entertaining; and it
+is from them I have acquired almost all the knowledge that I have. As
+to the learning that any person gains from school education, it serves
+only, like a small capital, to put him in the way of beginning learning
+for himself afterwards. Every person of learning is finally his own
+teacher; the reason of which is, that principles, being of a distinct
+quality to circumstances, cannot be impressed upon the memory; their
+place of mental residence is the understanding, and they are never so
+lasting as when they begin by conception. Thus much for the
+introductory part.
+
+From the time I was capable of conceiving an idea, and acting upon it
+by reflection, I either doubted the truth of the christian system, or
+thought it to be a strange affair; I scarcely knew which it was: but I
+well remember, when about seven or eight years of age, hearing a sermon
+read by a relation of mine, who was a great devotee of the church, upon
+the subject of what is called Redemption by the death of the Son of
+God. After the sermon was ended, I went into the garden, and as I was
+going down the garden steps (for I perfectly recollect the spot) I
+revolted at the recollection of what I had heard, and thought to myself
+that it was making God Almighty act like a passionate man, that killed
+his son, when he could not revenge himself any other way; and as I was
+sure a man would be hanged that did such a thing, I could not see for
+what purpose they preached such sermons. This was not one of those kind
+of thoughts that had any thing in it of childish levity; it was to me a
+serious reflection, arising from the idea I had that God was too good
+to do such an action, and also too almighty to be under any necessity
+of doing it. I believe in the same manner to this moment; and I
+moreover believe, that any system of religion that has anything in it
+that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system.
+
+It seems as if parents of the christian profession were ashamed to tell
+their children any thing about the principles of their religion. They
+sometimes instruct them in morals, and talk to them of the goodness of
+what they call Providence; for the Christian mythology has five
+deities: there is God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Ghost, the
+God Providence, and the Goddess Nature. But the christian story of God
+the Father putting his son to death, or employing people to do it, (for
+that is the plain language of the story,) cannot be told by a parent to
+a child; and to tell him that it was done to make mankind happier and
+better, is making the story still worse; as if mankind could be
+improved by the example of murder; and to tell him that all this is a
+mystery, is only making an excuse for the incredibility of it.
+
+How different is this to the pure and simple profession of Deism! The
+true deist has but one Deity; and his religion consists in
+contemplating the power, wisdom, and benignity of the Deity in his
+works, and in endeavouring to imitate him in every thing moral,
+scientifical, and mechanical.
+
+The religion that approaches the nearest of all others to true Deism,
+in the moral and benign part thereof, is that professed by the quakers:
+but they have contracted themselves too much by leaving the works of
+God out of their system. Though I reverence their philanthropy, I can
+not help smiling at the conceit, that if the taste of a quaker could
+have been consulted at the creation, what a silent and drab-colored
+creation it would have been! Not a flower would have blossomed its
+gaieties, nor a bird been permitted to sing.
+
+Quitting these reflections, I proceed to other matters. After I had
+made myself master of the use of the globes, and of the orrery, [NOTE
+by Paine: As this book may fall into the bands of persons who do not
+know what an orrery is, it is for their information I add this note, as
+the name gives no idea of the uses of the thing. The orrery has its
+name from the person who invented it. It is a machinery of clock-work,
+representing the universe in miniature: and in which the revolution of
+the earth round itself and round the sun, the revolution of the moon
+round the earth, the revolution of the planets round the sun, their
+relative distances from the sun, as the center of the whole system,
+their relative distances from each other, and their different
+magnitudes, are represented as they really exist in what we call the
+heavens.—Author.] and conceived an idea of the infinity of space, and
+of the eternal divisibility of matter, and obtained, at least, a
+general knowledge of what was called natural philosophy, I began to
+compare, or, as I have before said, to confront, the internal evidence
+those things afford with the christian system of faith.
+
+Though it is not a direct article of the christian system that this
+world that we inhabit is the whole of the habitable creation, yet it is
+so worked up therewith, from what is called the Mosaic account of the
+creation, the story of Eve and the apple, and the counterpart of that
+story, the death of the Son of God, that to believe otherwise, that is,
+to believe that God created a plurality of worlds, at least as numerous
+as what we call stars, renders the christian system of faith at once
+little and ridiculous; and scatters it in the mind like feathers in the
+air. The two beliefs can not be held together in the same mind; and he
+who thinks that he believes both, has thought but little of either.
+
+Though the belief of a plurality of worlds was familiar to the
+ancients, it is only within the last three centuries that the extent
+and dimensions of this globe that we inhabit have been ascertained.
+Several vessels, following the tract of the ocean, have sailed entirely
+round the world, as a man may march in a circle, and come round by the
+contrary side of the circle to the spot he set out from. The circular
+dimensions of our world, in the widest part, as a man would measure the
+widest round of an apple, or a ball, is only twenty-five thousand and
+twenty English miles, reckoning sixty-nine miles and an half to an
+equatorial degree, and may be sailed round in the space of about three
+years. [NOTE by Paine: Allowing a ship to sail, on an average, three
+miles in an hour, she would sail entirely round the world in less than
+one year, if she could sail in a direct circle, but she is obliged to
+follow the course of the ocean.—Author.]
+
+A world of this extent may, at first thought, appear to us to be great;
+but if we compare it with the immensity of space in which it is
+suspended, like a bubble or a balloon in the air, it is infinitely less
+in proportion than the smallest grain of sand is to the size of the
+world, or the finest particle of dew to the whole ocean, and is
+therefore but small; and, as will be hereafter shown, is only one of a
+system of worlds, of which the universal creation is composed.
+
+It is not difficult to gain some faint idea of the immensity of space
+in which this and all the other worlds are suspended, if we follow a
+progression of ideas. When we think of the size or dimensions of, a
+room, our ideas limit themselves to the walls, and there they stop. But
+when our eye, or our imagination darts into space, that is, when it
+looks upward into what we call the open air, we cannot conceive any
+walls or boundaries it can have; and if for the sake of resting our
+ideas we suppose a boundary, the question immediately renews itself,
+and asks, what is beyond that boundary? and in the same manner, what
+beyond the next boundary? and so on till the fatigued imagination
+returns and says, there is no end. Certainly, then, the Creator was not
+pent for room when he made this world no larger than it is; and we have
+to seek the reason in something else.
+
+If we take a survey of our own world, or rather of this, of which the
+Creator has given us the use as our portion in the immense system of
+creation, we find every part of it, the earth, the waters, and the air
+that surround it, filled, and as it were crowded with life, down from
+the largest animals that we know of to the smallest insects the naked
+eye can behold, and from thence to others still smaller, and totally
+invisible without the assistance of the microscope. Every tree, every
+plant, every leaf, serves not only as an habitation, but as a world to
+some numerous race, till animal existence becomes so exceedingly
+refined, that the effluvia of a blade of grass would be food for
+thousands.
+
+Since then no part of our earth is left unoccupied, why is it to be
+supposed that the immensity of space is a naked void, lying in eternal
+waste? There is room for millions of worlds as large or larger than
+ours, and each of them millions of miles apart from each other.
+
+Having now arrived at this point, if we carry our ideas only one
+thought further, we shall see, perhaps, the true reason, at least a
+very good reason for our happiness, why the Creator, instead of making
+one immense world, extending over an immense quantity of space, has
+preferred dividing that quantity of matter into several distinct and
+separate worlds, which we call planets, of which our earth is one. But
+before I explain my ideas upon this subject, it is necessary (not for
+the sake of those that already know, but for those who do not) to show
+what the system of the universe is.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE.
+
+
+That part of the universe that is called the solar system (meaning the
+system of worlds to which our earth belongs, and of which Sol, or in
+English language, the Sun, is the center) consists, besides the Sun, of
+six distinct orbs, or planets, or worlds, besides the secondary bodies,
+called the satellites, or moons, of which our earth has one that
+attends her in her annual revolution round the Sun, in like manner as
+the other satellites or moons, attend the planets or worlds to which
+they severally belong, as may be seen by the assistance of the
+telescope.
+
+The Sun is the center round which those six worlds or planets revolve
+at different distances therefrom, and in circles concentric to each
+other. Each world keeps constantly in nearly the same tract round the
+Sun, and continues at the same time turning round itself, in nearly an
+upright position, as a top turns round itself when it is spinning on
+the ground, and leans a little sideways.
+
+It is this leaning of the earth (23 1/2 degrees) that occasions summer
+and winter, and the different length of days and nights. If the earth
+turned round itself in a position perpendicular to the plane or level
+of the circle it moves in round the Sun, as a top turns round when it
+stands erect on the ground, the days and nights would be always of the
+same length, twelve hours day and twelve hours night, and the season
+would be uniformly the same throughout the year.
+
+Every time that a planet (our earth for example) turns round itself, it
+makes what we call day and night; and every time it goes entirely round
+the Sun, it makes what we call a year, consequently our world turns
+three hundred and sixty-five times round itself, in going once round
+the Sun.
+
+The names that the ancients gave to those six worlds, and which are
+still called by the same names, are Mercury, Venus, this world that we
+call ours, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. They appear larger to the eye
+than the stars, being many million miles nearer to our earth than any
+of the stars are. The planet Venus is that which is called the evening
+star, and sometimes the morning star, as she happens to set after, or
+rise before the Sun, which in either case is never more than three
+hours.
+
+The Sun as before said being the center, the planet or world nearest
+the Sun is Mercury; his distance from the Sun is thirty-four million
+miles, and he moves round in a circle always at that distance from the
+Sun, as a top may be supposed to spin round in the tract in which a
+horse goes in a mill. The second world is Venus; she is fifty-seven
+million miles distant from the Sun, and consequently moves round in a
+circle much greater than that of Mercury. The third world is this that
+we inhabit, and which is eighty-eight million miles distant from the
+Sun, and consequently moves round in a circle greater than that of
+Venus. The fourth world is Mars; he is distant from the sun one hundred
+and thirty-four million miles, and consequently moves round in a circle
+greater than that of our earth. The fifth is Jupiter; he is distant
+from the Sun five hundred and fifty-seven million miles, and
+consequently moves round in a circle greater than that of Mars. The
+sixth world is Saturn; he is distant from the Sun seven hundred and
+sixty-three million miles, and consequently moves round in a circle
+that surrounds the circles or orbits of all the other worlds or
+planets.
+
+The space, therefore, in the air, or in the immensity of space, that
+our solar system takes up for the several worlds to perform their
+revolutions in round the Sun, is of the extent in a strait line of the
+whole diameter of the orbit or circle in which Saturn moves round the
+Sun, which being double his distance from the Sun, is fifteen hundred
+and twenty-six million miles; and its circular extent is nearly five
+thousand million; and its globical content is almost three thousand
+five hundred million times three thousand five hundred million square
+miles. [NOTE by Paine: If it should be asked, how can man know these
+things? I have one plain answer to give, which is, that man knows how
+to calculate an eclipse, and also how to calculate to a minute of time
+when the planet Venus, in making her revolutions round the Sun, will
+come in a strait line between our earth and the Sun, and will appear to
+us about the size of a large pea passing across the face of the Sun.
+This happens but twice in about a hundred years, at the distance of
+about eight years from each other, and has happened twice in our time,
+both of which were foreknown by calculation. It can also be known when
+they will happen again for a thousand years to come, or to any other
+portion of time. As therefore, man could not be able to do these things
+if he did not understand the solar system, and the manner in which the
+revolutions of the several planets or worlds are performed, the fact of
+calculating an eclipse, or a transit of Venus, is a proof in point that
+the knowledge exists; and as to a few thousand, or even a few million
+miles, more or less, it makes scarcely any sensible difference in such
+immense distances.—Author.]
+
+But this, immense as it is, is only one system of worlds. Beyond this,
+at a vast distance into space, far beyond all power of calculation, are
+the stars called the fixed stars. They are called fixed, because they
+have no revolutionary motion, as the six worlds or planets have that I
+have been describing. Those fixed stars continue always at the same
+distance from each other, and always in the same place, as the Sun does
+in the center of our system. The probability, therefore, is that each
+of those fixed stars is also a Sun, round which another system of
+worlds or planets, though too remote for us to discover, performs its
+revolutions, as our system of worlds does round our central Sun. By
+this easy progression of ideas, the immensity of space will appear to
+us to be filled with systems of worlds; and that no part of space lies
+at waste, any more than any part of our globe of earth and water is
+left unoccupied.
+
+Having thus endeavoured to convey, in a familiar and easy manner, some
+idea of the structure of the universe, I return to explain what I
+before alluded to, namely, the great benefits arising to man in
+consequence of the Creator having made a Plurality of worlds, such as
+our system is, consisting of a central Sun and six worlds, besides
+satellites, in preference to that of creating one world only of a vast
+extent.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+ADVANTAGES OF THE EXISTENCE OF MANY WORLDS IN EACH SOLAR SYSTEM
+
+
+It is an idea I have never lost sight of, that all our knowledge of
+science is derived from the revolutions (exhibited to our eye and from
+thence to our understanding) which those several planets or worlds of
+which our system is composed make in their circuit round the Sun.
+
+Had then the quantity of matter which these six worlds contain been
+blended into one solitary globe, the consequence to us would have been,
+that either no revolutionary motion would have existed, or not a
+sufficiency of it to give us the ideas and the knowledge of science we
+now have; and it is from the sciences that all the mechanical arts that
+contribute so much to our earthly felicity and comfort are derived.
+
+As therefore the Creator made nothing in vain, so also must it be
+believed that he organized the structure of the universe in the most
+advantageous manner for the benefit of man; and as we see, and from
+experience feel, the benefits we derive from the structure of the
+universe, formed as it is, which benefits we should not have had the
+opportunity of enjoying if the structure, so far as relates to our
+system, had been a solitary globe, we can discover at least one reason
+why a plurality of worlds has been made, and that reason calls forth
+the devotional gratitude of man, as well as his admiration.
+
+But it is not to us, the inhabitants of this globe, only, that the
+benefits arising from a plurality of worlds are limited. The
+inhabitants of each of the worlds of which our system is composed,
+enjoy the same opportunities of knowledge as we do. They behold the
+revolutionary motions of our earth, as we behold theirs. All the
+planets revolve in sight of each other; and, therefore, the same
+universal school of science presents itself to all.
+
+Neither does the knowledge stop here. The system of worlds next to us
+exhibits, in its revolutions, the same principles and school of
+science, to the inhabitants of their system, as our system does to us,
+and in like manner throughout the immensity of space.
+
+Our ideas, not only of the almightiness of the Creator, but of his
+wisdom and his beneficence, become enlarged in proportion as we
+contemplate the extent and the structure of the universe. The solitary
+idea of a solitary world, rolling or at rest in the immense ocean of
+space, gives place to the cheerful idea of a society of worlds, so
+happily contrived as to administer, even by their motion, instruction
+to man. We see our own earth filled with abundance; but we forget to
+consider how much of that abundance is owing to the scientific
+knowledge the vast machinery of the universe has unfolded.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+APPLICATION OF THE PRECEDING TO THE SYSTEM OF THE CHRISTIANS
+
+
+But, in the midst of those reflections, what are we to think of the
+christian system of faith that forms itself upon the idea of only one
+world, and that of no greater extent, as is before shown, than
+twenty-five thousand miles. An extent which a man, walking at the rate
+of three miles an hour for twelve hours in the day, could he keep on in
+a circular direction, would walk entirely round in less than two years.
+Alas! what is this to the mighty ocean of space, and the almighty power
+of the Creator!
+
+From whence then could arise the solitary and strange conceit that the
+Almighty, who had millions of worlds equally dependent on his
+protection, should quit the care of all the rest, and come to die in
+our world, because, they say, one man and one woman had eaten an apple!
+And, on the other hand, are we to suppose that every world in the
+boundless creation had an Eve, an apple, a serpent, and a redeemer? In
+this case, the person who is irreverently called the Son of God, and
+sometimes God himself, would have nothing else to do than to travel
+from world to world, in an endless succession of death, with scarcely a
+momentary interval of life.
+
+It has been by rejecting the evidence, that the word, or works of God
+in the creation, affords to our senses, and the action of our reason
+upon that evidence, that so many wild and whimsical systems of faith,
+and of religion, have been fabricated and set up. There may be many
+systems of religion that so far from being morally bad are in many
+respects morally good: but there can be but ONE that is true; and that
+one necessarily must, as it ever will, be in all things consistent with
+the ever existing word of God that we behold in his works. But such is
+the strange construction of the christian system of faith, that every
+evidence the heavens affords to man, either directly contradicts it or
+renders it absurd.
+
+It is possible to believe, and I always feel pleasure in encouraging
+myself to believe it, that there have been men in the world who
+persuaded themselves that what is called a pious fraud, might, at least
+under particular circumstances, be productive of some good. But the
+fraud being once established, could not afterwards be explained; for it
+is with a pious fraud as with a bad action, it begets a calamitous
+necessity of going on.
+
+The persons who first preached the christian system of faith, and in
+some measure combined with it the morality preached by Jesus Christ,
+might persuade themselves that it was better than the heathen mythology
+that then prevailed. From the first preachers the fraud went on to the
+second, and to the third, till the idea of its being a pious fraud
+became lost in the belief of its being true; and that belief became
+again encouraged by the interest of those who made a livelihood by
+preaching it.
+
+But though such a belief might, by such means, be rendered almost
+general among the laity, it is next to impossible to account for the
+continual persecution carried on by the church, for several hundred
+years, against the sciences, and against the professors of science, if
+the church had not some record or tradition that it was originally no
+other than a pious fraud, or did not foresee that it could not be
+maintained against the evidence that the structure of the universe
+afforded.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+OF THE MEANS EMPLOYED IN ALL TIME, AND ALMOST UNIVERSALLY, TO DECEIVE
+THE PEOPLES
+
+
+Having thus shown the irreconcileable inconsistencies between the real
+word of God existing in the universe, and that which is called the word
+of God, as shown to us in a printed book that any man might make, I
+proceed to speak of the three principal means that have been employed
+in all ages, and perhaps in all countries, to impose upon mankind.
+
+Those three means are Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, The first two are
+incompatible with true religion, and the third ought always to be
+suspected.
+
+With respect to Mystery, everything we behold is, in one sense, a
+mystery to us. Our own existence is a mystery: the whole vegetable
+world is a mystery. We cannot account how it is that an acorn, when put
+into the ground, is made to develop itself and become an oak. We know
+not how it is that the seed we sow unfolds and multiplies itself, and
+returns to us such an abundant interest for so small a capital.
+
+The fact however, as distinct from the operating cause, is not a
+mystery, because we see it; and we know also the means we are to use,
+which is no other than putting the seed in the ground. We know,
+therefore, as much as is necessary for us to know; and that part of the
+operation that we do not know, and which if we did, we could not
+perform, the Creator takes upon himself and performs it for us. We are,
+therefore, better off than if we had been let into the secret, and left
+to do it for ourselves.
+
+But though every created thing is, in this sense, a mystery, the word
+mystery cannot be applied to moral truth, any more than obscurity can
+be applied to light. The God in whom we believe is a God of moral
+truth, and not a God of mystery or obscurity. Mystery is the antagonist
+of truth. It is a fog of human invention that obscures truth, and
+represents it in distortion. Truth never envelops itself in mystery;
+and the mystery in which it is at any time enveloped, is the work of
+its antagonist, and never of itself.
+
+Religion, therefore, being the belief of a God, and the practice of
+moral truth, cannot have connection with mystery. The belief of a God,
+so far from having any thing of mystery in it, is of all beliefs the
+most easy, because it arises to us, as is before observed, out of
+necessity. And the practice of moral truth, or, in other words, a
+practical imitation of the moral goodness of God, is no other than our
+acting towards each other as he acts benignly towards all. We cannot
+serve God in the manner we serve those who cannot do without such
+service; and, therefore, the only idea we can have of serving God, is
+that of contributing to the happiness of the living creation that God
+has made. This cannot be done by retiring ourselves from the society of
+the world, and spending a recluse life in selfish devotion.
+
+The very nature and design of religion, if I may so express it, prove
+even to demonstration that it must be free from every thing of mystery,
+and unincumbered with every thing that is mysterious. Religion,
+considered as a duty, is incumbent upon every living soul alike, and,
+therefore, must be on a level to the understanding and comprehension of
+all. Man does not learn religion as he learns the secrets and mysteries
+of a trade. He learns the theory of religion by reflection. It arises
+out of the action of his own mind upon the things which he sees, or
+upon what he may happen to hear or to read, and the practice joins
+itself thereto.
+
+When men, whether from policy or pious fraud, set up systems of
+religion incompatible with the word or works of God in the creation,
+and not only above but repugnant to human comprehension, they were
+under the necessity of inventing or adopting a word that should serve
+as a bar to all questions, inquiries and speculations. The word mystery
+answered this purpose, and thus it has happened that religion, which is
+in itself without mystery, has been corrupted into a fog of mysteries.
+
+As mystery answered all general purposes, miracle followed as an
+occasional auxiliary. The former served to bewilder the mind, the
+latter to puzzle the senses. The one was the lingo, the other the
+legerdemain.
+
+But before going further into this subject, it will be proper to
+inquire what is to be understood by a miracle.
+
+In the same sense that every thing may be said to be a mystery, so also
+may it be said that every thing is a miracle, and that no one thing is
+a greater miracle than another. The elephant, though larger, is not a
+greater miracle than a mite: nor a mountain a greater miracle than an
+atom. To an almighty power it is no more difficult to make the one than
+the other, and no more difficult to make a million of worlds than to
+make one. Every thing, therefore, is a miracle, in one sense; whilst,
+in the other sense, there is no such thing as a miracle. It is a
+miracle when compared to our power, and to our comprehension. It is not
+a miracle compared to the power that performs it. But as nothing in
+this description conveys the idea that is affixed to the word miracle,
+it is necessary to carry the inquiry further.
+
+Mankind have conceived to themselves certain laws, by which what they
+call nature is supposed to act; and that a miracle is something
+contrary to the operation and effect of those laws. But unless we know
+the whole extent of those laws, and of what are commonly called the
+powers of nature, we are not able to judge whether any thing that may
+appear to us wonderful or miraculous, be within, or be beyond, or be
+contrary to, her natural power of acting.
+
+The ascension of a man several miles high into the air, would have
+everything in it that constitutes the idea of a miracle, if it were not
+known that a species of air can be generated several times lighter than
+the common atmospheric air, and yet possess elasticity enough to
+prevent the balloon, in which that light air is inclosed, from being
+compressed into as many times less bulk, by the common air that
+surrounds it. In like manner, extracting flashes or sparks of fire from
+the human body, as visibly as from a steel struck with a flint, and
+causing iron or steel to move without any visible agent, would also
+give the idea of a miracle, if we were not acquainted with electricity
+and magnetism; so also would many other experiments in natural
+philosophy, to those who are not acquainted with the subject. The
+restoring persons to life who are to appearance dead as is practised
+upon drowned persons, would also be a miracle, if it were not known
+that animation is capable of being suspended without being extinct.
+
+Besides these, there are performances by slight of hand, and by persons
+acting in concert, that have a miraculous appearance, which, when
+known, are thought nothing of. And, besides these, there are mechanical
+and optical deceptions. There is now an exhibition in Paris of ghosts
+or spectres, which, though it is not imposed upon the spectators as a
+fact, has an astonishing appearance. As, therefore, we know not the
+extent to which either nature or art can go, there is no criterion to
+determine what a miracle is; and mankind, in giving credit to
+appearances, under the idea of their being miracles, are subject to be
+continually imposed upon.
+
+Since then appearances are so capable of deceiving, and things not real
+have a strong resemblance to things that are, nothing can be more
+inconsistent than to suppose that the Almighty would make use of means,
+such as are called miracles, that would subject the person who
+performed them to the suspicion of being an impostor, and the person
+who related them to be suspected of lying, and the doctrine intended to
+be supported thereby to be suspected as a fabulous invention.
+
+Of all the modes of evidence that ever were invented to obtain belief
+to any system or opinion to which the name of religion has been given,
+that of miracle, however successful the imposition may have been, is
+the most inconsistent. For, in the first place, whenever recourse is
+had to show, for the purpose of procuring that belief (for a miracle,
+under any idea of the word, is a show) it implies a lameness or
+weakness in the doctrine that is preached. And, in the second place, it
+is degrading the Almighty into the character of a show-man, playing
+tricks to amuse and make the people stare and wonder. It is also the
+most equivocal sort of evidence that can be set up; for the belief is
+not to depend upon the thing called a miracle, but upon the credit of
+the reporter, who says that he saw it; and, therefore, the thing, were
+it true, would have no better chance of being believed than if it were
+a lie.
+
+Suppose I were to say, that when I sat down to write this book, a hand
+presented itself in the air, took up the pen and wrote every word that
+is herein written; would any body believe me? Certainly they would not.
+Would they believe me a whit the more if the thing had been a fact?
+Certainly they would not. Since then a real miracle, were it to happen,
+would be subject to the same fate as the falsehood, the inconsistency
+becomes the greater of supposing the Almighty would make use of means
+that would not answer the purpose for which they were intended, even if
+they were real.
+
+If we are to suppose a miracle to be something so entirely out of the
+course of what is called nature, that she must go out of that course to
+accomplish it, and we see an account given of such a miracle by the
+person who said he saw it, it raises a question in the mind very easily
+decided, which is,—Is it more probable that nature should go out of her
+course, or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our
+time, nature go out of her course; but we have good reason to believe
+that millions of lies have been told in the same time; it is,
+therefore, at least millions to one, that the reporter of a miracle
+tells a lie.
+
+The story of the whale swallowing Jonah, though a whale is large enough
+to do it, borders greatly on the marvellous; but it would have
+approached nearer to the idea of a miracle, if Jonah had swallowed the
+whale. In this, which may serve for all cases of miracles, the matter
+would decide itself as before stated, namely, Is it more probable that
+a man should have, swallowed a whale, or told a lie?
+
+But suppose that Jonah had really swallowed the whale, and gone with it
+in his belly to Nineveh, and to convince the people that it was true
+have cast it up in their sight, of the full length and size of a whale,
+would they not have believed him to have been the devil instead of a
+prophet? or if the whale had carried Jonah to Nineveh, and cast him up
+in the same public manner, would they not have believed the whale to
+have been the devil, and Jonah one of his imps?
+
+The most extraordinary of all the things called miracles, related in
+the New Testament, is that of the devil flying away with Jesus Christ,
+and carrying him to the top of a high mountain; and to the top of the
+highest pinnacle of the temple, and showing him and promising to him
+all the kingdoms of the world. How happened it that he did not discover
+America? or is it only with kingdoms that his sooty highness has any
+interest.
+
+I have too much respect for the moral character of Christ to believe
+that he told this whale of a miracle himself: neither is it easy to
+account for what purpose it could have been fabricated, unless it were
+to impose upon the connoisseurs of miracles, as is sometimes practised
+upon the connoisseurs of Queen Anne’s farthings, and collectors of
+relics and antiquities; or to render the belief of miracles ridiculous,
+by outdoing miracle, as Don Quixote outdid chivalry; or to embarrass
+the belief of miracles, by making it doubtful by what power, whether of
+God or of the devil, any thing called a miracle was performed. It
+requires, however, a great deal of faith in the devil to believe this
+miracle.
+
+In every point of view in which those things called miracles can be
+placed and considered, the reality of them is improbable, and their
+existence unnecessary. They would not, as before observed, answer any
+useful purpose, even if they were true; for it is more difficult to
+obtain belief to a miracle, than to a principle evidently moral,
+without any miracle. Moral principle speaks universally for itself.
+Miracle could be but a thing of the moment, and seen but by a few;
+after this it requires a transfer of faith from God to man to believe a
+miracle upon man’s report. Instead, therefore, of admitting the
+recitals of miracles as evidence of any system of religion being true,
+they ought to be considered as symptoms of its being fabulous. It is
+necessary to the full and upright character of truth that it rejects
+the crutch; and it is consistent with the character of fable to seek
+the aid that truth rejects. Thus much for Mystery and Miracle.
+
+As Mystery and Miracle took charge of the past and the present,
+Prophecy took charge of the future, and rounded the tenses of faith. It
+was not sufficient to know what had been done, but what would be done.
+The supposed prophet was the supposed historian of times to come; and
+if he happened, in shooting with a long bow of a thousand years, to
+strike within a thousand miles of a mark, the ingenuity of posterity
+could make it point-blank; and if he happened to be directly wrong, it
+was only to suppose, as in the case of Jonah and Nineveh, that God had
+repented himself and changed his mind. What a fool do fabulous systems
+make of man!
+
+It has been shewn, in a former part of this work, that the original
+meaning of the words prophet and prophesying has been changed, and that
+a prophet, in the sense of the word as now used, is a creature of
+modern invention; and it is owing to this change in the meaning of the
+words, that the flights and metaphors of the Jewish poets, and phrases
+and expressions now rendered obscure by our not being acquainted with
+the local circumstances to which they applied at the time they were
+used, have been erected into prophecies, and made to bend to
+explanations at the will and whimsical conceits of sectaries,
+expounders, and commentators. Every thing unintelligible was
+prophetical, and every thing insignificant was typical. A blunder would
+have served for a prophecy; and a dish-clout for a type.
+
+If by a prophet we are to suppose a man to whom the Almighty
+communicated some event that would take place in future, either there
+were such men, or there were not. If there were, it is consistent to
+believe that the event so communicated would be told in terms that
+could be understood, and not related in such a loose and obscure manner
+as to be out of the comprehension of those that heard it, and so
+equivocal as to fit almost any circumstance that might happen
+afterwards. It is conceiving very irreverently of the Almighty, to
+suppose he would deal in this jesting manner with mankind; yet all the
+things called prophecies in the book called the Bible come under this
+description.
+
+But it is with Prophecy as it is with Miracle. It could not answer the
+purpose even if it were real. Those to whom a prophecy should be told
+could not tell whether the man prophesied or lied, or whether it had
+been revealed to him, or whether he conceited it; and if the thing that
+he prophesied, or pretended to prophesy, should happen, or some thing
+like it, among the multitude of things that are daily happening, nobody
+could again know whether he foreknew it, or guessed at it, or whether
+it was accidental. A prophet, therefore, is a character useless and
+unnecessary; and the safe side of the case is to guard against being
+imposed upon, by not giving credit to such relations.
+
+Upon the whole, Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, are appendages that
+belong to fabulous and not to true religion. They are the means by
+which so many Lo heres! and Lo theres! have been spread about the
+world, and religion been made into a trade. The success of one impostor
+gave encouragement to another, and the quieting salvo of doing some
+good by keeping up a pious fraud protected them from remorse.
+
+
+
+
+RECAPITULATION
+
+
+Having now extended the subject to a greater length than I first
+intended, I shall bring it to a close by abstracting a summary from the
+whole.
+
+First, That the idea or belief of a word of God existing in print, or
+in writing, or in speech, is inconsistent in itself for the reasons
+already assigned. These reasons, among many others, are the want of an
+universal language; the mutability of language; the errors to which
+translations are subject, the possibility of totally suppressing such a
+word; the probability of altering it, or of fabricating the whole, and
+imposing it upon the world.
+
+Secondly, That the Creation we behold is the real and ever existing
+word of God, in which we cannot be deceived. It proclaimeth his power,
+it demonstrates his wisdom, it manifests his goodness and beneficence.
+
+Thirdly, That the moral duty of man consists in imitating the moral
+goodness and beneficence of God manifested in the creation towards all
+his creatures. That seeing as we daily do the goodness of God to all
+men, it is an example calling upon all men to practise the same towards
+each other; and, consequently, that every thing of persecution and
+revenge between man and man, and every thing of cruelty to animals, is
+a violation of moral duty.
+
+I trouble not myself about the manner of future existence. I content
+myself with believing, even to positive conviction, that the power that
+gave me existence is able to continue it, in any form and manner he
+pleases, either with or without this body; and it appears more probable
+to me that I shall continue to exist hereafter than that I should have
+had existence, as I now have, before that existence began.
+
+It is certain that, in one point, all nations of the earth and all
+religions agree. All believe in a God. The things in which they
+disgrace are the redundancies annexed to that belief; and therefore, if
+ever an universal religion should prevail, it will not be believing any
+thing new, but in getting rid of redundancies, and believing as man
+believed at first. [“In the childhood of the world,” according to the
+first (French) version; and the strict translation of the final
+sentence is: “Deism was the religion of Adam, supposing him not an
+imaginary being; but none the less must it be left to all men to
+follow, as is their right, the religion and worship they
+prefer.”—Editor.] Adam, if ever there was such a man, was created a
+Deist; but in the mean time, let every man follow, as he has a right to
+do, the religion and worship he prefers.
+
+
+
+
+THE AGE OF REASON - PART II
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+I have mentioned in the former part of The Age of Reason that it had
+long been my intention to publish my thoughts upon Religion; but that I
+had originally reserved it to a later period in life, intending it to
+be the last work I should undertake. The circumstances, however, which
+existed in France in the latter end of the year 1793, determined me to
+delay it no longer. The just and humane principles of the Revolution
+which Philosophy had first diffused, had been departed from. The Idea,
+always dangerous to Society as it is derogatory to the Almighty,—that
+priests could forgive sins,—though it seemed to exist no longer, had
+blunted the feelings of humanity, and callously prepared men for the
+commission of all crimes. The intolerant spirit of church persecution
+had transferred itself into politics; the tribunals, stiled
+Revolutionary, supplied the place of an Inquisition; and the Guillotine
+of the Stake. I saw many of my most intimate friends destroyed; others
+daily carried to prison; and I had reason to believe, and had also
+intimations given me, that the same danger was approaching myself.
+
+Under these disadvantages, I began the former part of the Age of
+Reason; I had, besides, neither Bible nor Testament [It must be borne
+in mind that throughout this work Paine generally means by “Bible” only
+the Old Testament, and speaks of the New as the “Testament.”—Editor.]
+to refer to, though I was writing against both; nor could I procure
+any; notwithstanding which I have produced a work that no Bible
+Believer, though writing at his ease and with a Library of Church Books
+about him, can refute. Towards the latter end of December of that year,
+a motion was made and carried, to exclude foreigners from the
+Convention. There were but two, Anacharsis Cloots and myself; and I saw
+I was particularly pointed at by Bourdon de l’Oise, in his speech on
+that motion.
+
+Conceiving, after this, that I had but a few days of liberty, I sat
+down and brought the work to a close as speedily as possible; and I had
+not finished it more than six hours, in the state it has since
+appeared, [This is an allusion to the essay which Paine wrote at an
+earlier part of 1793. See Introduction.—Editor.] before a guard came
+there, about three in the morning, with an order signed by the two
+Committees of Public Safety and Surety General, for putting me in
+arrestation as a foreigner, and conveying me to the prison of the
+Luxembourg. I contrived, in my way there, to call on Joel Barlow, and I
+put the Manuscript of the work into his hands, as more safe than in my
+possession in prison; and not knowing what might be the fate in France
+either of the writer or the work, I addressed it to the protection of
+the citizens of the United States.
+
+It is justice that I say, that the guard who executed this order, and
+the interpreter to the Committee of General Surety, who accompanied
+them to examine my papers, treated me not only with civility, but with
+respect. The keeper of the ‘Luxembourg, Benoit, a man of good heart,
+shewed to me every friendship in his power, as did also all his family,
+while he continued in that station. He was removed from it, put into
+arrestation, and carried before the tribunal upon a malignant
+accusation, but acquitted.
+
+After I had been in Luxembourg about three weeks, the Americans then in
+Paris went in a body to the Convention to reclaim me as their
+countryman and friend; but were answered by the President, Vadier, who
+was also President of the Committee of Surety General, and had signed
+the order for my arrestation, that I was born in England. [These
+excited Americans do not seem to have understood or reported the most
+important item in Vadeer’s reply, namely that their application was
+“unofficial,” i.e. not made through or sanctioned by Gouverneur Morris,
+American Minister. For the detailed history of all this see vol.
+iii.—Editor.] I heard no more, after this, from any person out of the
+walls of the prison, till the fall of Robespierre, on the 9th of
+Thermidor—July 27, 1794.
+
+About two months before this event, I was seized with a fever that in
+its progress had every symptom of becoming mortal, and from the effects
+of which I am not recovered. It was then that I remembered with renewed
+satisfaction, and congratulated myself most sincerely, on having
+written the former part of The Age of Reason. I had then but little
+expectation of surviving, and those about me had less. I know therefore
+by experience the conscientious trial of my own principles.
+
+I was then with three chamber comrades: Joseph Vanheule of Bruges,
+Charles Bastfni, and Michael Robyns of Louvain. The unceasing and
+anxious attention of these three friends to me, by night and day, I
+remember with gratitude and mention with pleasure. It happened that a
+physician (Dr. Graham) and a surgeon, (Mr. Bond,) part of the suite of
+General O’Hara, [The officer who at Yorktown, Virginia, carried out the
+sword of Cornwallis for surrender, and satirically offered it to
+Rochambeau instead of Washington. Paine loaned him 300 pounds when he
+(O’Hara) left the prison, the money he had concealed in the lock of his
+cell-door.—Editor.] were then in the Luxembourg: I ask not myself
+whether it be convenient to them, as men under the English Government,
+that I express to them my thanks; but I should reproach myself if I did
+not; and also to the physician of the Luxembourg, Dr. Markoski.
+
+I have some reason to believe, because I cannot discover any other,
+that this illness preserved me in existence. Among the papers of
+Robespierre that were examined and reported upon to the Convention by a
+Committee of Deputies, is a note in the hand writing of Robespierre, in
+the following words:
+
+“Demander que Thomas Paine soit decrete d’accusation, pour l’interet de
+l’Amerique autant que de la France.”
+
+[Demand that Thomas Paine be decreed of accusation, for the interest of
+America, as well as of France.] From what cause it was that the
+intention was not put in execution, I know not, and cannot inform
+myself; and therefore I ascribe it to impossibility, on account of that
+illness.
+
+The Convention, to repair as much as lay in their power the injustice I
+had sustained, invited me publickly and unanimously to return into the
+Convention, and which I accepted, to shew I could bear an injury
+without permitting it to injure my principles or my disposition. It is
+not because right principles have been violated, that they are to be
+abandoned.
+
+I have seen, since I have been at liberty, several publications
+written, some in America, and some in England, as answers to the former
+part of “The Age of Reason.” If the authors of these can amuse
+themselves by so doing, I shall not interrupt them, They may write
+against the work, and against me, as much as they please; they do me
+more service than they intend, and I can have no objection that they
+write on. They will find, however, by this Second Part, without its
+being written as an answer to them, that they must return to their
+work, and spin their cobweb over again. The first is brushed away by
+accident.
+
+They will now find that I have furnished myself with a Bible and
+Testament; and I can say also that I have found them to be much worse
+books than I had conceived. If I have erred in any thing, in the former
+part of the Age of Reason, it has been by speaking better of some parts
+than they deserved.
+
+I observe, that all my opponents resort, more or less, to what they
+call Scripture Evidence and Bible authority, to help them out. They are
+so little masters of the subject, as to confound a dispute about
+authenticity with a dispute about doctrines; I will, however, put them
+right, that if they should be disposed to write any more, they may know
+how to begin.
+
+THOMAS PAINE. October, 1795.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+THE OLD TESTAMENT
+
+
+It has often been said that any thing may be proved from the Bible; but
+before any thing can be admitted as proved by Bible, the Bible itself
+must be proved to be true; for if the Bible be not true, or the truth
+of it be doubtful, it ceases to have authority, and cannot be admitted
+as proof of any thing.
+
+It has been the practice of all Christian commentators on the Bible,
+and of all Christian priests and preachers, to impose the Bible on the
+world as a mass of truth, and as the word of God; they have disputed
+and wrangled, and have anathematized each other about the supposeable
+meaning of particular parts and passages therein; one has said and
+insisted that such a passage meant such a thing, another that it meant
+directly the contrary, and a third, that it meant neither one nor the
+other, but something different from both; and this they have called
+understanding the Bible.
+
+It has happened, that all the answers that I have seen to the former
+part of ‘The Age of Reason’ have been written by priests: and these
+pious men, like their predecessors, contend and wrangle, and understand
+the Bible; each understands it differently, but each understands it
+best; and they have agreed in nothing but in telling their readers that
+Thomas Paine understands it not.
+
+Now instead of wasting their time, and heating themselves in fractious
+disputations about doctrinal points drawn from the Bible, these men
+ought to know, and if they do not it is civility to inform them, that
+the first thing to be understood is, whether there is sufficient
+authority for believing the Bible to be the word of God, or whether
+there is not?
+
+There are matters in that book, said to be done by the express command
+of God, that are as shocking to humanity, and to every idea we have of
+moral justice, as any thing done by Robespierre, by Carrier, by Joseph
+le Bon, in France, by the English government in the East Indies, or by
+any other assassin in modern times. When we read in the books ascribed
+to Moses, Joshua, etc., that they (the Israelites) came by stealth upon
+whole nations of people, who, as the history itself shews, had given
+them no offence; that they put all those nations to the sword; that
+they spared neither age nor infancy; that they utterly destroyed men,
+women and children; that they left not a soul to breathe; expressions
+that are repeated over and over again in those books, and that too with
+exulting ferocity; are we sure these things are facts? are we sure that
+the Creator of man commissioned those things to be done? Are we sure
+that the books that tell us so were written by his authority?
+
+It is not the antiquity of a tale that is an evidence of its truth; on
+the contrary, it is a symptom of its being fabulous; for the more
+ancient any history pretends to be, the more it has the resemblance of
+a fable. The origin of every nation is buried in fabulous tradition,
+and that of the Jews is as much to be suspected as any other.
+
+To charge the commission of things upon the Almighty, which in their
+own nature, and by every rule of moral justice, are crimes, as all
+assassination is, and more especially the assassination of infants, is
+matter of serious concern. The Bible tells us, that those
+assassinations were done by the express command of God. To believe
+therefore the Bible to be true, we must unbelieve all our belief in the
+moral justice of God; for wherein could crying or smiling infants
+offend? And to read the Bible without horror, we must undo every thing
+that is tender, sympathising, and benevolent in the heart of man.
+Speaking for myself, if I had no other evidence that the Bible is
+fabulous, than the sacrifice I must make to believe it to be true, that
+alone would be sufficient to determine my choice.
+
+But in addition to all the moral evidence against the Bible, I will, in
+the progress of this work, produce such other evidence as even a priest
+cannot deny; and show, from that evidence, that the Bible is not
+entitled to credit, as being the word of God.
+
+But, before I proceed to this examination, I will show wherein the
+Bible differs from all other ancient writings with respect to the
+nature of the evidence necessary to establish its authenticity; and
+this is the more proper to be done, because the advocates of the Bible,
+in their answers to the former part of ‘The Age of Reason,’ undertake
+to say, and they put some stress thereon, that the authenticity of the
+Bible is as well established as that of any other ancient book: as if
+our belief of the one could become any rule for our belief of the
+other.
+
+I know, however, but of one ancient book that authoritatively
+challenges universal consent and belief, and that is Euclid’s Elements
+of Geometry; [Euclid, according to chronological history, lived three
+hundred years before Christ, and about one hundred before Archimedes;
+he was of the city of Alexandria, in Egypt.—Author.] and the reason is,
+because it is a book of self-evident demonstration, entirely
+independent of its author, and of every thing relating to time, place,
+and circumstance. The matters contained in that book would have the
+same authority they now have, had they been written by any other
+person, or had the work been anonymous, or had the author never been
+known; for the identical certainty of who was the author makes no part
+of our belief of the matters contained in the book. But it is quite
+otherwise with respect to the books ascribed to Moses, to Joshua, to
+Samuel, etc.: those are books of testimony, and they testify of things
+naturally incredible; and therefore the whole of our belief, as to the
+authenticity of those books, rests, in the first place, upon the
+certainty that they were written by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel;
+secondly, upon the credit we give to their testimony. We may believe
+the first, that is, may believe the certainty of the authorship, and
+yet not the testimony; in the same manner that we may believe that a
+certain person gave evidence upon a case, and yet not believe the
+evidence that he gave. But if it should be found that the books
+ascribed to Moses, Joshua, and Samuel, were not written by Moses,
+Joshua, and Samuel, every part of the authority and authenticity of
+those books is gone at once; for there can be no such thing as forged
+or invented testimony; neither can there be anonymous testimony, more
+especially as to things naturally incredible; such as that of talking
+with God face to face, or that of the sun and moon standing still at
+the command of a man.
+
+The greatest part of the other ancient books are works of genius; of
+which kind are those ascribed to Homer, to Plato, to Aristotle, to
+Demosthenes, to Cicero, etc. Here again the author is not an essential
+in the credit we give to any of those works; for as works of genius
+they would have the same merit they have now, were they anonymous.
+Nobody believes the Trojan story, as related by Homer, to be true; for
+it is the poet only that is admired, and the merit of the poet will
+remain, though the story be fabulous. But if we disbelieve the matters
+related by the Bible authors (Moses for instance) as we disbelieve the
+things related by Homer, there remains nothing of Moses in our
+estimation, but an imposter. As to the ancient historians, from
+Herodotus to Tacitus, we credit them as far as they relate things
+probable and credible, and no further: for if we do, we must believe
+the two miracles which Tacitus relates were performed by Vespasian,
+that of curing a lame man, and a blind man, in just the same manner as
+the same things are told of Jesus Christ by his historians. We must
+also believe the miracles cited by Josephus, that of the sea of
+Pamphilia opening to let Alexander and his army pass, as is related of
+the Red Sea in Exodus. These miracles are quite as well authenticated
+as the Bible miracles, and yet we do not believe them; consequently the
+degree of evidence necessary to establish our belief of things
+naturally incredible, whether in the Bible or elsewhere, is far greater
+than that which obtains our belief to natural and probable things; and
+therefore the advocates for the Bible have no claim to our belief of
+the Bible because that we believe things stated in other ancient
+writings; since that we believe the things stated in those writings no
+further than they are probable and credible, or because they are
+self-evident, like Euclid; or admire them because they are elegant,
+like Homer; or approve them because they are sedate, like Plato; or
+judicious, like Aristotle.
+
+Having premised these things, I proceed to examine the authenticity of
+the Bible; and I begin with what are called the five books of Moses,
+Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. My intention is
+to shew that those books are spurious, and that Moses is not the author
+of them; and still further, that they were not written in the time of
+Moses nor till several hundred years afterwards; that they are no other
+than an attempted history of the life of Moses, and of the times in
+which he is said to have lived, and also of the times prior thereto,
+written by some very ignorant and stupid pretenders to authorship,
+several hundred years after the death of Moses; as men now write
+histories of things that happened, or are supposed to have happened,
+several hundred or several thousand years ago.
+
+The evidence that I shall produce in this case is from the books
+themselves; and I will confine myself to this evidence only. Were I to
+refer for proofs to any of the ancient authors, whom the advocates of
+the Bible call prophane authors, they would controvert that authority,
+as I controvert theirs: I will therefore meet them on their own ground,
+and oppose them with their own weapon, the Bible.
+
+In the first place, there is no affirmative evidence that Moses is the
+author of those books; and that he is the author, is altogether an
+unfounded opinion, got abroad nobody knows how. The style and manner in
+which those books are written give no room to believe, or even to
+suppose, they were written by Moses; for it is altogether the style and
+manner of another person speaking of Moses. In Exodus, Leviticus and
+Numbers, (for every thing in Genesis is prior to the times of Moses and
+not the least allusion is made to him therein,) the whole, I say, of
+these books is in the third person; it is always, the Lord said unto
+Moses, or Moses said unto the Lord; or Moses said unto the people, or
+the people said unto Moses; and this is the style and manner that
+historians use in speaking of the person whose lives and actions they
+are writing. It may be said, that a man may speak of himself in the
+third person, and, therefore, it may be supposed that Moses did; but
+supposition proves nothing; and if the advocates for the belief that
+Moses wrote those books himself have nothing better to advance than
+supposition, they may as well be silent.
+
+But granting the grammatical right, that Moses might speak of himself
+in the third person, because any man might speak of himself in that
+manner, it cannot be admitted as a fact in those books, that it is
+Moses who speaks, without rendering Moses truly ridiculous and
+absurd:—for example, Numbers xii. 3: “Now the man Moses was very MEEK,
+above all the men which were on the face of the earth.” If Moses said
+this of himself, instead of being the meekest of men, he was one of the
+most vain and arrogant coxcombs; and the advocates for those books may
+now take which side they please, for both sides are against them: if
+Moses was not the author, the books are without authority; and if he
+was the author, the author is without credit, because to boast of
+meekness is the reverse of meekness, and is a lie in sentiment.
+
+In Deuteronomy, the style and manner of writing marks more evidently
+than in the former books that Moses is not the writer. The manner here
+used is dramatical; the writer opens the subject by a short
+introductory discourse, and then introduces Moses as in the act of
+speaking, and when he has made Moses finish his harrangue, he (the
+writer) resumes his own part, and speaks till he brings Moses forward
+again, and at last closes the scene with an account of the death,
+funeral, and character of Moses.
+
+This interchange of speakers occurs four times in this book: from the
+first verse of the first chapter, to the end of the fifth verse, it is
+the writer who speaks; he then introduces Moses as in the act of making
+his harrangue, and this continues to the end of the 40th verse of the
+fourth chapter; here the writer drops Moses, and speaks historically of
+what was done in consequence of what Moses, when living, is supposed to
+have said, and which the writer has dramatically rehearsed.
+
+The writer opens the subject again in the first verse of the fifth
+chapter, though it is only by saying that Moses called the people of
+Israel together; he then introduces Moses as before, and continues him
+as in the act of speaking, to the end of the 26th chapter. He does the
+same thing at the beginning of the 27th chapter; and continues Moses as
+in the act of speaking, to the end of the 28th chapter. At the 29th
+chapter the writer speaks again through the whole of the first verse,
+and the first line of the second verse, where he introduces Moses for
+the last time, and continues him as in the act of speaking, to the end
+of the 33d chapter.
+
+The writer having now finished the rehearsal on the part of Moses,
+comes forward, and speaks through the whole of the last chapter: he
+begins by telling the reader, that Moses went up to the top of Pisgah,
+that he saw from thence the land which (the writer says) had been
+promised to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob; that he, Moses, died there in
+the land of Moab, that he buried him in a valley in the land of Moab,
+but that no man knoweth of his sepulchre unto this day, that is unto
+the time in which the writer lived who wrote the book of Deuteronomy.
+The writer then tells us, that Moses was one hundred and ten years of
+age when he died—that his eye was not dim, nor his natural force
+abated; and he concludes by saying, that there arose not a prophet
+since in Israel like unto Moses, whom, says this anonymous writer, the
+Lord knew face to face.
+
+Having thus shewn, as far as grammatical evidence implies, that Moses
+was not the writer of those books, I will, after making a few
+observations on the inconsistencies of the writer of the book of
+Deuteronomy, proceed to shew, from the historical and chronological
+evidence contained in those books, that Moses was not, because he could
+not be, the writer of them; and consequently, that there is no
+authority for believing that the inhuman and horrid butcheries of men,
+women, and children, told of in those books, were done, as those books
+say they were, at the command of God. It is a duty incumbent on every
+true deist, that he vindicates the moral justice of God against the
+calumnies of the Bible.
+
+The writer of the book of Deuteronomy, whoever he was, for it is an
+anonymous work, is obscure, and also contradictory with himself in the
+account he has given of Moses.
+
+After telling that Moses went to the top of Pisgah (and it does not
+appear from any account that he ever came down again) he tells us, that
+Moses died there in the land of Moab, and that he buried him in a
+valley in the land of Moab; but as there is no antecedent to the
+pronoun he, there is no knowing who he was, that did bury him. If the
+writer meant that he (God) buried him, how should he (the writer) know
+it? or why should we (the readers) believe him? since we know not who
+the writer was that tells us so, for certainly Moses could not himself
+tell where he was buried.
+
+The writer also tells us, that no man knoweth where the sepulchre of
+Moses is unto this day, meaning the time in which this writer lived;
+how then should he know that Moses was buried in a valley in the land
+of Moab? for as the writer lived long after the time of Moses, as is
+evident from his using the expression of unto this day, meaning a great
+length of time after the death of Moses, he certainly was not at his
+funeral; and on the other hand, it is impossible that Moses himself
+could say that no man knoweth where the sepulchre is unto this day. To
+make Moses the speaker, would be an improvement on the play of a child
+that hides himself and cries nobody can find me; nobody can find Moses.
+
+This writer has no where told us how he came by the speeches which he
+has put into the mouth of Moses to speak, and therefore we have a right
+to conclude that he either composed them himself, or wrote them from
+oral tradition. One or other of these is the more probable, since he
+has given, in the fifth chapter, a table of commandments, in which that
+called the fourth commandment is different from the fourth commandment
+in the twentieth chapter of Exodus. In that of Exodus, the reason given
+for keeping the seventh day is, because (says the commandment) God made
+the heavens and the earth in six days, and rested on the seventh; but
+in that of Deuteronomy, the reason given is, that it was the day on
+which the children of Israel came out of Egypt, and therefore, says
+this commandment, the Lord thy God commanded thee to keep the
+sabbath-day This makes no mention of the creation, nor that of the
+coming out of Egypt. There are also many things given as laws of Moses
+in this book, that are not to be found in any of the other books; among
+which is that inhuman and brutal law, xxi. 18, 19, 20, 21, which
+authorizes parents, the father and the mother, to bring their own
+children to have them stoned to death for what it pleased them to call
+stubbornness.—But priests have always been fond of preaching up
+Deuteronomy, for Deuteronomy preaches up tythes; and it is from this
+book, xxv. 4, they have taken the phrase, and applied it to tything,
+that “thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth Out the corn:” and
+that this might not escape observation, they have noted it in the table
+of contents at the head of the chapter, though it is only a single
+verse of less than two lines. O priests! priests! ye are willing to be
+compared to an ox, for the sake of tythes. [An elegant pocket edition
+of Paine’s Theological Works (London. R. Carlile, 1822) has in its
+title a picture of Paine, as a Moses in evening dress, unfolding the
+two tables of his “Age of Reason” to a farmer from whom the Bishop of
+Llandaff (who replied to this work) has taken a sheaf and a lamb which
+he is carrying to a church at the summit of a well stocked
+hill.—Editor.]—Though it is impossible for us to know identically who
+the writer of Deuteronomy was, it is not difficult to discover him
+professionally, that he was some Jewish priest, who lived, as I shall
+shew in the course of this work, at least three hundred and fifty years
+after the time of Moses.
+
+I come now to speak of the historical and chronological evidence. The
+chronology that I shall use is the Bible chronology; for I mean not to
+go out of the Bible for evidence of any thing, but to make the Bible
+itself prove historically and chronologically that Moses is not the
+author of the books ascribed to him. It is therefore proper that I
+inform the readers (such an one at least as may not have the
+opportunity of knowing it) that in the larger Bibles, and also in some
+smaller ones, there is a series of chronology printed in the margin of
+every page for the purpose of showing how long the historical matters
+stated in each page happened, or are supposed to have happened, before
+Christ, and consequently the distance of time between one historical
+circumstance and another.
+
+I begin with the book of Genesis.—In Genesis xiv., the writer gives an
+account of Lot being taken prisoner in a battle between the four kings
+against five, and carried off; and that when the account of Lot being
+taken came to Abraham, that he armed all his household and marched to
+rescue Lot from the captors; and that he pursued them unto Dan. (ver.
+14.)
+
+To shew in what manner this expression of Pursuing them unto Dan
+applies to the case in question, I will refer to two circumstances, the
+one in America, the other in France. The city now called New York, in
+America, was originally New Amsterdam; and the town in France, lately
+called Havre Marat, was before called Havre-de-Grace. New Amsterdam was
+changed to New York in the year 1664; Havre-de-Grace to Havre Marat in
+the year 1793. Should, therefore, any writing be found, though without
+date, in which the name of New-York should be mentioned, it would be
+certain evidence that such a writing could not have been written
+before, and must have been written after New Amsterdam was changed to
+New York, and consequently not till after the year 1664, or at least
+during the course of that year. And in like manner, any dateless
+writing, with the name of Havre Marat, would be certain evidence that
+such a writing must have been written after Havre-de-Grace became Havre
+Marat, and consequently not till after the year 1793, or at least
+during the course of that year.
+
+I now come to the application of those cases, and to show that there
+was no such place as Dan till many years after the death of Moses; and
+consequently, that Moses could not be the writer of the book of
+Genesis, where this account of pursuing them unto Dan is given.
+
+The place that is called Dan in the Bible was originally a town of the
+Gentiles, called Laish; and when the tribe of Dan seized upon this
+town, they changed its name to Dan, in commemoration of Dan, who was
+the father of that tribe, and the great grandson of Abraham.
+
+To establish this in proof, it is necessary to refer from Genesis to
+chapter xviii. of the book called the Book of judges. It is there said
+(ver. 27) that “they (the Danites) came unto Laish to a people that
+were quiet and secure, and they smote them with the edge of the sword
+[the Bible is filled with murder] and burned the city with fire; and
+they built a city, (ver. 28,) and dwelt therein, and [ver. 29,] they
+called the name of the city Dan, after the name of Dan, their father;
+howbeit the name of the city was Laish at the first.”
+
+This account of the Danites taking possession of Laish and changing it
+to Dan, is placed in the book of Judges immediately after the death of
+Samson. The death of Samson is said to have happened B.C. 1120 and that
+of Moses B.C. 1451; and, therefore, according to the historical
+arrangement, the place was not called Dan till 331 years after the
+death of Moses.
+
+There is a striking confusion between the historical and the
+chronological arrangement in the book of judges. The last five
+chapters, as they stand in the book, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, are put
+chronologically before all the preceding chapters; they are made to be
+28 years before the 16th chapter, 266 before the 15th, 245 before the
+13th, 195 before the 9th, 90 before the 4th, and 15 years before the
+1st chapter. This shews the uncertain and fabulous state of the Bible.
+According to the chronological arrangement, the taking of Laish, and
+giving it the name of Dan, is made to be twenty years after the death
+of Joshua, who was the successor of Moses; and by the historical order,
+as it stands in the book, it is made to be 306 years after the death of
+Joshua, and 331 after that of Moses; but they both exclude Moses from
+being the writer of Genesis, because, according to either of the
+statements, no such a place as Dan existed in the time of Moses; and
+therefore the writer of Genesis must have been some person who lived
+after the town of Laish had the name of Dan; and who that person was
+nobody knows, and consequently the book of Genesis is anonymous, and
+without authority.
+
+I come now to state another point of historical and chronological
+evidence, and to show therefrom, as in the preceding case, that Moses
+is not the author of the book of Genesis.
+
+In Genesis xxxvi. there is given a genealogy of the sons and
+descendants of Esau, who are called Edomites, and also a list by name
+of the kings of Edom; in enumerating of which, it is said, verse 31,
+“And these are the kings that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any
+king over the children of Israel.”
+
+Now, were any dateless writing to be found, in which, speaking of any
+past events, the writer should say, these things happened before there
+was any Congress in America, or before there was any Convention in
+France, it would be evidence that such writing could not have been
+written before, and could only be written after there was a Congress in
+America or a Convention in France, as the case might be; and,
+consequently, that it could not be written by any person who died
+before there was a Congress in the one country, or a Convention in the
+other.
+
+Nothing is more frequent, as well in history as in conversation, than
+to refer to a fact in the room of a date: it is most natural so to do,
+because a fact fixes itself in the memory better than a date; secondly,
+because the fact includes the date, and serves to give two ideas at
+once; and this manner of speaking by circumstances implies as
+positively that the fact alluded to is past, as if it was so expressed.
+When a person in speaking upon any matter, says, it was before I was
+married, or before my son was born, or before I went to America, or
+before I went to France, it is absolutely understood, and intended to
+be understood, that he has been married, that he has had a son, that he
+has been in America, or been in France. Language does not admit of
+using this mode of expression in any other sense; and whenever such an
+expression is found anywhere, it can only be understood in the sense in
+which only it could have been used.
+
+The passage, therefore, that I have quoted—that “these are the kings
+that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the children
+of Israel,” could only have been written after the first king began to
+reign over them; and consequently that the book of Genesis, so far from
+having been written by Moses, could not have been written till the time
+of Saul at least. This is the positive sense of the passage; but the
+expression, any king, implies more kings than one, at least it implies
+two, and this will carry it to the time of David; and, if taken in a
+general sense, it carries itself through all times of the Jewish
+monarchy.
+
+Had we met with this verse in any part of the Bible that professed to
+have been written after kings began to reign in Israel, it would have
+been impossible not to have seen the application of it. It happens then
+that this is the case; the two books of Chronicles, which give a
+history of all the kings of Israel, are professedly, as well as in
+fact, written after the Jewish monarchy began; and this verse that I
+have quoted, and all the remaining verses of Genesis xxxvi. are, word
+for word, In 1 Chronicles i., beginning at the 43d verse.
+
+It was with consistency that the writer of the Chronicles could say as
+he has said, 1 Chron. i. 43, “These are the kings that reigned in Edom,
+before there reigned any king over the children of Israel,” because he
+was going to give, and has given, a list of the kings that had reigned
+in Israel; but as it is impossible that the same expression could have
+been used before that period, it is as certain as any thing can be
+proved from historical language, that this part of Genesis is taken
+from Chronicles, and that Genesis is not so old as Chronicles, and
+probably not so old as the book of Homer, or as Æsop’s Fables;
+admitting Homer to have been, as the tables of chronology state,
+contemporary with David or Solomon, and Æsop to have lived about the
+end of the Jewish monarchy.
+
+Take away from Genesis the belief that Moses was the author, on which
+only the strange belief that it is the word of God has stood, and there
+remains nothing of Genesis but an anonymous book of stories, fables,
+and traditionary or invented absurdities, or of downright lies. The
+story of Eve and the serpent, and of Noah and his ark, drops to a level
+with the Arabian Tales, without the merit of being entertaining, and
+the account of men living to eight and nine hundred years becomes as
+fabulous as the immortality of the giants of the Mythology.
+
+Besides, the character of Moses, as stated in the Bible, is the most
+horrid that can be imagined. If those accounts be true, he was the
+wretch that first began and carried on wars on the score or on the
+pretence of religion; and under that mask, or that infatuation,
+committed the most unexampled atrocities that are to be found in the
+history of any nation. Of which I will state only one instance:
+
+When the Jewish army returned from one of their plundering and
+murdering excursions, the account goes on as follows (Numbers xxxi.
+13): “And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the
+congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp; and Moses was
+wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands,
+and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle; and Moses said
+unto them, ‘Have ye saved all the women alive?’ behold, these caused
+the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit
+trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague
+among the congregation of the Lord. Now therefore, ‘kill every male
+among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known a man by
+lying with him; but all the women-children that have not known a man by
+lying with him, keep alive for Yourselves.’”
+
+Among the detestable villains that in any period of the world have
+disgraced the name of man, it is impossible to find a greater than
+Moses, if this account be true. Here is an order to butcher the boys,
+to massacre the mothers, and debauch the daughters.
+
+Let any mother put herself in the situation of those mothers, one child
+murdered, another destined to violation, and herself in the hands of an
+executioner: let any daughter put herself in the situation of those
+daughters, destined as a prey to the murderers of a mother and a
+brother, and what will be their feelings? It is in vain that we attempt
+to impose upon nature, for nature will have her course, and the
+religion that tortures all her social ties is a false religion.
+
+After this detestable order, follows an account of the plunder taken,
+and the manner of dividing it; and here it is that the profaneings of
+priestly hypocrisy increases the catalogue of crimes. Verse 37, “And
+the Lord’s tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and
+fifteen; and the beeves were thirty and six thousand, of which the
+Lord’s tribute was threescore and twelve; and the asses were thirty
+thousand, of which the Lord’s tribute was threescore and one; and the
+persons were sixteen thousand, of which the Lord’s tribute was thirty
+and two.” In short, the matters contained in this chapter, as well as
+in many other parts of the Bible, are too horrid for humanity to read,
+or for decency to hear; for it appears, from the 35th verse of this
+chapter, that the number of women-children consigned to debauchery by
+the order of Moses was thirty-two thousand.
+
+People in general know not what wickedness there is in this pretended
+word of God. Brought up in habits of superstition, they take it for
+granted that the Bible is true, and that it is good; they permit
+themselves not to doubt of it, and they carry the ideas they form of
+the benevolence of the Almighty to the book which they have been taught
+to believe was written by his authority. Good heavens! it is quite
+another thing, it is a book of lies, wickedness, and blasphemy; for
+what can be greater blasphemy, than to ascribe the wickedness of man to
+the orders of the Almighty!
+
+But to return to my subject, that of showing that Moses is not the
+author of the books ascribed to him, and that the Bible is spurious.
+The two instances I have already given would be sufficient, without any
+additional evidence, to invalidate the authenticity of any book that
+pretended to be four or five hundred years more ancient than the
+matters it speaks of, refers to, them as facts; for in the case of
+pursuing them unto Dan, and of the kings that reigned over the children
+of Israel; not even the flimsy pretence of prophecy can be pleaded. The
+expressions are in the preter tense, and it would be downright idiotism
+to say that a man could prophecy in the preter tense.
+
+But there are many other passages scattered throughout those books that
+unite in the same point of evidence. It is said in Exodus, (another of
+the books ascribed to Moses,) xvi. 35: “And the children of Israel did
+eat manna until they came to a land inhabited; they did eat manna until
+they came unto the borders of the land of Canaan.”
+
+Whether the children of Israel ate manna or not, or what manna was, or
+whether it was anything more than a kind of fungus or small mushroom,
+or other vegetable substance common to that part of the country, makes
+no part of my argument; all that I mean to show is, that it is not
+Moses that could write this account, because the account extends itself
+beyond the life time of Moses. Moses, according to the Bible, (but it
+is such a book of lies and contradictions there is no knowing which
+part to believe, or whether any) died in the wilderness, and never came
+upon the borders of ‘the land of Canaan; and consequently, it could not
+be he that said what the children of Israel did, or what they ate when
+they came there. This account of eating manna, which they tell us was
+written by Moses, extends itself to the time of Joshua, the successor
+of Moses, as appears by the account given in the book of Joshua, after
+the children of Israel had passed the river Jordan, and came into the
+borders of the land of Canaan. Joshua, v. 12: “And the manna ceased on
+the morrow, after they had eaten of the old corn of the land; neither
+had the children of Israel manna any more, but they did eat of the
+fruit of the land of Canaan that year.”
+
+But a more remarkable instance than this occurs in Deuteronomy; which,
+while it shows that Moses could not be the writer of that book, shows
+also the fabulous notions that prevailed at that time about giants’ In
+Deuteronomy iii. 11, among the conquests said to be made by Moses, is
+an account of the taking of Og, king of Bashan: “For only Og, king of
+Bashan, remained of the race of giants; behold, his bedstead was a
+bedstead of iron; is it not in Rabbath of the children of Ammon? nine
+cubits was the length thereof, and four cubits the breadth of it, after
+the cubit of a man.” A cubit is 1 foot 9 888/1000 inches; the length
+therefore of the bed was 16 feet 4 inches, and the breadth 7 feet 4
+inches: thus much for this giant’s bed. Now for the historical part,
+which, though the evidence is not so direct and positive as in the
+former cases, is nevertheless very presumable and corroborating
+evidence, and is better than the best evidence on the contrary side.
+
+The writer, by way of proving the existence of this giant, refers to
+his bed, as an ancient relick, and says, is it not in Rabbath (or
+Rabbah) of the children of Ammon? meaning that it is; for such is
+frequently the bible method of affirming a thing. But it could not be
+Moses that said this, because Moses could know nothing about Rabbah,
+nor of what was in it. Rabbah was not a city belonging to this giant
+king, nor was it one of the cities that Moses took. The knowledge
+therefore that this bed was at Rabbah, and of the particulars of its
+dimensions, must be referred to the time when Rabbah was taken, and
+this was not till four hundred years after the death of Moses; for
+which, see 2 Sam. xii. 26: “And Joab [David’s general] fought against
+Rabbah of the children of Ammon, and took the royal city,” etc.
+
+As I am not undertaking to point out all the contradictions in time,
+place, and circumstance that abound in the books ascribed to Moses, and
+which prove to demonstration that those books could not be written by
+Moses, nor in the time of Moses, I proceed to the book of Joshua, and
+to shew that Joshua is not the author of that book, and that it is
+anonymous and without authority. The evidence I shall produce is
+contained in the book itself: I will not go out of the Bible for proof
+against the supposed authenticity of the Bible. False testimony is
+always good against itself.
+
+Joshua, according to Joshua i., was the immediate successor of Moses;
+he was, moreover, a military man, which Moses was not; and he continued
+as chief of the people of Israel twenty-five years; that is, from the
+time that Moses died, which, according to the Bible chronology, was
+B.C. 1451, until B.C. 1426, when, according to the same chronology,
+Joshua died. If, therefore, we find in this book, said to have been
+written by Joshua, references to facts done after the death of Joshua,
+it is evidence that Joshua could not be the author; and also that the
+book could not have been written till after the time of the latest fact
+which it records. As to the character of the book, it is horrid; it is
+a military history of rapine and murder, as savage and brutal as those
+recorded of his predecessor in villainy and hypocrisy, Moses; and the
+blasphemy consists, as in the former books, in ascribing those deeds to
+the orders of the Almighty.
+
+In the first place, the book of Joshua, as is the case in the preceding
+books, is written in the third person; it is the historian of Joshua
+that speaks, for it would have been absurd and vainglorious that Joshua
+should say of himself, as is said of him in the last verse of the sixth
+chapter, that “his fame was noised throughout all the country.”—I now
+come more immediately to the proof.
+
+In Joshua xxiv. 31, it is said “And Israel served the Lord all the days
+of Joshua, and all the days of the elders that over-lived Joshua.” Now,
+in the name of common sense, can it be Joshua that relates what people
+had done after he was dead? This account must not only have been
+written by some historian that lived after Joshua, but that lived also
+after the elders that out-lived Joshua.
+
+There are several passages of a general meaning with respect to time,
+scattered throughout the book of Joshua, that carries the time in which
+the book was written to a distance from the time of Joshua, but without
+marking by exclusion any particular time, as in the passage above
+quoted. In that passage, the time that intervened between the death of
+Joshua and the death of the elders is excluded descriptively and
+absolutely, and the evidence substantiates that the book could not have
+been written till after the death of the last.
+
+But though the passages to which I allude, and which I am going to
+quote, do not designate any particular time by exclusion, they imply a
+time far more distant from the days of Joshua than is contained between
+the death of Joshua and the death of the elders. Such is the passage,
+x. 14, where, after giving an account that the sun stood still upon
+Gibeon, and the moon in the valley of Ajalon, at the command of Joshua,
+(a tale only fit to amuse children) [NOTE: This tale of the sun
+standing still upon Motint Gibeon, and the moon in the valley of
+Ajalon, is one of those fables that detects itself. Such a circumstance
+could not have happened without being known all over the world. One
+half would have wondered why the sun did not rise, and the other why it
+did not set; and the tradition of it would be universal; whereas there
+is not a nation in the world that knows anything about it. But why must
+the moon stand still? What occasion could there be for moonlight in the
+daytime, and that too whilst the sun shined? As a poetical figure, the
+whole is well enough; it is akin to that in the song of Deborah and
+Barak, The stars in their courses fought against Sisera; but it is
+inferior to the figurative declaration of Mahomet to the persons who
+came to expostulate with him on his goings on, Wert thou, said he, to
+come to me with the sun in thy right hand and the moon in thy left, it
+should not alter my career. For Joshua to have exceeded Mahomet, he
+should have put the sun and moon, one in each pocket, and carried them
+as Guy Faux carried his dark lanthorn, and taken them out to shine as
+he might happen to want them. The sublime and the ridiculous are often
+so nearly related that it is difficult to class them separately. One
+step above the sublime makes the ridiculous, and one step above the
+ridiculous makes the sublime again; the account, however, abstracted
+from the poetical fancy, shews the ignorance of Joshua, for he should
+have commanded the earth to have stood still.—Author.] the passage
+says: “And there was no day like that, before it, nor after it, that
+the Lord hearkened to the voice of a man.”
+
+The time implied by the expression after it, that is, after that day,
+being put in comparison with all the time that passed before it, must,
+in order to give any expressive signification to the passage, mean a
+great length of time:—for example, it would have been ridiculous to
+have said so the next day, or the next week, or the next month, or the
+next year; to give therefore meaning to the passage, comparative with
+the wonder it relates, and the prior time it alludes to, it must mean
+centuries of years; less however than one would be trifling, and less
+than two would be barely admissible.
+
+A distant, but general time is also expressed in chapter viii.; where,
+after giving an account of the taking the city of Ai, it is said, ver.
+28th, “And Joshua burned Ai, and made it an heap for ever, a desolation
+unto this day;” and again, ver. 29, where speaking of the king of Ai,
+whom Joshua had hanged, and buried at the entering of the gate, it is
+said, “And he raised thereon a great heap of stones, which remaineth
+unto this day,” that is, unto the day or time in which the writer of
+the book of Joshua lived. And again, in chapter x. where, after
+speaking of the five kings whom Joshua had hanged on five trees, and
+then thrown in a cave, it is said, “And he laid great stones on the
+cave’s mouth, which remain unto this very day.”
+
+In enumerating the several exploits of Joshua, and of the tribes, and
+of the places which they conquered or attempted, it is said, xv. 63,
+“As for the Jebusites, the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the children of
+Judah could not drive them out; but the Jebusites dwell with the
+children of Judah AT JERUSALEM unto this day.” The question upon this
+passage is, At what time did the Jebusites and the children of Judah
+dwell together at Jerusalem? As this matter occurs again in judges i. I
+shall reserve my observations till I come to that part.
+
+Having thus shewn from the book of Joshua itself, without any auxiliary
+evidence whatever, that Joshua is not the author of that book, and that
+it is anonymous, and consequently without authority, I proceed, as
+before-mentioned, to the book of Judges.
+
+The book of Judges is anonymous on the face of it; and, therefore, even
+the pretence is wanting to call it the word of God; it has not so much
+as a nominal voucher; it is altogether fatherless.
+
+This book begins with the same expression as the book of Joshua. That
+of Joshua begins, chap i. 1, Now after the death of Moses, etc., and
+this of the Judges begins, Now after the death of Joshua, etc. This,
+and the similarity of stile between the two books, indicate that they
+are the work of the same author; but who he was, is altogether unknown;
+the only point that the book proves is that the author lived long after
+the time of Joshua; for though it begins as if it followed immediately
+after his death, the second chapter is an epitome or abstract of the
+whole book, which, according to the Bible chronology, extends its
+history through a space of 306 years; that is, from the death of
+Joshua, B.C. 1426 to the death of Samson, B.C. 1120, and only 25 years
+before Saul went to seek his father’s asses, and was made king. But
+there is good reason to believe, that it was not written till the time
+of David, at least, and that the book of Joshua was not written before
+the same time.
+
+In Judges i., the writer, after announcing the death of Joshua,
+proceeds to tell what happened between the children of Judah and the
+native inhabitants of the land of Canaan. In this statement the writer,
+having abruptly mentioned Jerusalem in the 7th verse, says immediately
+after, in the 8th verse, by way of explanation, “Now the children of
+Judah had fought against Jerusalem, and taken it;” consequently this
+book could not have been written before Jerusalem had been taken. The
+reader will recollect the quotation I have just before made from Joshua
+xv. 63, where it said that the Jebusites dwell with the children of
+Judah at Jerusalem at this day; meaning the time when the book of
+Joshua was written.
+
+The evidence I have already produced to prove that the books I have
+hitherto treated of were not written by the persons to whom they are
+ascribed, nor till many years after their death, if such persons ever
+lived, is already so abundant, that I can afford to admit this passage
+with less weight than I am entitled to draw from it. For the case is,
+that so far as the Bible can be credited as an history, the city of
+Jerusalem was not taken till the time of David; and consequently, that
+the book of Joshua, and of Judges, were not written till after the
+commencement of the reign of David, which was 370 years after the death
+of Joshua.
+
+The name of the city that was afterward called Jerusalem was originally
+Jebus, or Jebusi, and was the capital of the Jebusites. The account of
+David’s taking this city is given in 2 Samuel, v. 4, etc.; also in 1
+Chron. xiv. 4, etc. There is no mention in any part of the Bible that
+it was ever taken before, nor any account that favours such an opinion.
+It is not said, either in Samuel or in Chronicles, that they “utterly
+destroyed men, women and children, that they left not a soul to
+breathe,” as is said of their other conquests; and the silence here
+observed implies that it was taken by capitulation; and that the
+Jebusites, the native inhabitants, continued to live in the place after
+it was taken. The account therefore, given in Joshua, that “the
+Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah” at Jerusalem at this day,
+corresponds to no other time than after taking the city by David.
+
+Having now shown that every book in the Bible, from Genesis to Judges,
+is without authenticity, I come to the book of Ruth, an idle, bungling
+story, foolishly told, nobody knows by whom, about a strolling
+country-girl creeping slily to bed to her cousin Boaz. [The text of
+Ruth does not imply the unpleasant sense Paine’s words are likely to
+convey.—Editor.] Pretty stuff indeed to be called the word of God. It
+is, however, one of the best books in the Bible, for it is free from
+murder and rapine.
+
+I come next to the two books of Samuel, and to shew that those books
+were not written by Samuel, nor till a great length of time after the
+death of Samuel; and that they are, like all the former books,
+anonymous, and without authority.
+
+To be convinced that these books have been written much later than the
+time of Samuel, and consequently not by him, it is only necessary to
+read the account which the writer gives of Saul going to seek his
+father’s asses, and of his interview with Samuel, of whom Saul went to
+enquire about those lost asses, as foolish people now-a-days go to a
+conjuror to enquire after lost things.
+
+The writer, in relating this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, does
+not tell it as a thing that had just then happened, but as an ancient
+story in the time this writer lived; for he tells it in the language or
+terms used at the time that Samuel lived, which obliges the writer to
+explain the story in the terms or language used in the time the writer
+lived.
+
+Samuel, in the account given of him in the first of those books, chap.
+ix. 13 called the seer; and it is by this term that Saul enquires after
+him, ver. 11, “And as they [Saul and his servant] went up the hill to
+the city, they found young maidens going out to draw water; and they
+said unto them, Is the seer here?” Saul then went according to the
+direction of these maidens, and met Samuel without knowing him, and
+said unto him, ver. 18, “Tell me, I pray thee, where the seer’s house
+is? and Samuel answered Saul, and said, I am the seer.”
+
+As the writer of the book of Samuel relates these questions and
+answers, in the language or manner of speaking used in the time they
+are said to have been spoken, and as that manner of speaking was out of
+use when this author wrote, he found it necessary, in order to make the
+story understood, to explain the terms in which these questions and
+answers are spoken; and he does this in the 9th verse, where he says,
+“Before-time in Israel, when a man went to enquire of God, thus he
+spake, Come let us go to the seer; for he that is now called a prophet,
+was before-time called a seer.” This proves, as I have before said,
+that this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, was an ancient story at
+the time the book of Samuel was written, and consequently that Samuel
+did not write it, and that the book is without authenticity.
+
+But if we go further into those books the evidence is still more
+positive that Samuel is not the writer of them; for they relate things
+that did not happen till several years after the death of Samuel.
+Samuel died before Saul; for i Samuel, xxviii. tells, that Saul and the
+witch of Endor conjured Samuel up after he was dead; yet the history of
+matters contained in those books is extended through the remaining part
+of Saul’s life, and to the latter end of the life of David, who
+succeeded Saul. The account of the death and burial of Samuel (a thing
+which he could not write himself) is related in i Samuel xxv.; and the
+chronology affixed to this chapter makes this to be B.C. 1060; yet the
+history of this first book is brought down to B.C. 1056, that is, to
+the death of Saul, which was not till four years after the death of
+Samuel.
+
+The second book of Samuel begins with an account of things that did not
+happen till four years after Samuel was dead; for it begins with the
+reign of David, who succeeded Saul, and it goes on to the end of
+David’s reign, which was forty-three years after the death of Samuel;
+and, therefore, the books are in themselves positive evidence that they
+were not written by Samuel.
+
+I have now gone through all the books in the first part of the Bible,
+to which the names of persons are affixed, as being the authors of
+those books, and which the church, styling itself the Christian church,
+have imposed upon the world as the writings of Moses, Joshua and
+Samuel; and I have detected and proved the falsehood of this
+imposition.—And now ye priests, of every description, who have preached
+and written against the former part of the ‘Age of Reason,’ what have
+ye to say? Will ye with all this mass of evidence against you, and
+staring you in the face, still have the assurance to march into your
+pulpits, and continue to impose these books on your congregations, as
+the works of inspired penmen and the word of God? when it is as evident
+as demonstration can make truth appear, that the persons who ye say are
+the authors, are not the authors, and that ye know not who the authors
+are. What shadow of pretence have ye now to produce for continuing the
+blasphemous fraud? What have ye still to offer against the pure and
+moral religion of deism, in support of your system of falsehood,
+idolatry, and pretended revelation? Had the cruel and murdering orders,
+with which the Bible is filled, and the numberless torturing executions
+of men, women, and children, in consequence of those orders, been
+ascribed to some friend, whose memory you revered, you would have
+glowed with satisfaction at detecting the falsehood of the charge, and
+gloried in defending his injured fame. It is because ye are sunk in the
+cruelty of superstition, or feel no interest in the honour of your
+Creator, that ye listen to the horrid tales of the Bible, or hear them
+with callous indifference. The evidence I have produced, and shall
+still produce in the course of this work, to prove that the Bible is
+without authority, will, whilst it wounds the stubbornness of a priest,
+relieve and tranquillize the minds of millions: it will free them from
+all those hard thoughts of the Almighty which priestcraft and the Bible
+had infused into their minds, and which stood in everlasting opposition
+to all their ideas of his moral justice and benevolence.
+
+I come now to the two books of Kings, and the two books of
+Chronicles.—Those books are altogether historical, and are chiefly
+confined to the lives and actions of the Jewish kings, who in general
+were a parcel of rascals: but these are matters with which we have no
+more concern than we have with the Roman emperors, or Homer’s account
+of the Trojan war. Besides which, as those books are anonymous, and as
+we know nothing of the writer, or of his character, it is impossible
+for us to know what degree of credit to give to the matters related
+therein. Like all other ancient histories, they appear to be a jumble
+of fable and of fact, and of probable and of improbable things, but
+which distance of time and place, and change of circumstances in the
+world, have rendered obsolete and uninteresting.
+
+The chief use I shall make of those books will be that of comparing
+them with each other, and with other parts of the Bible, to show the
+confusion, contradiction, and cruelty in this pretended word of God.
+
+The first book of Kings begins with the reign of Solomon, which,
+according to the Bible chronology, was B.C. 1015; and the second book
+ends B.C. 588, being a little after the reign of Zedekiah, whom
+Nebuchadnezzar, after taking Jerusalem and conquering the Jews, carried
+captive to Babylon. The two books include a space of 427 years.
+
+The two books of Chronicles are an history of the same times, and in
+general of the same persons, by another author; for it would be absurd
+to suppose that the same author wrote the history twice over. The first
+book of Chronicles (after giving the genealogy from Adam to Saul, which
+takes up the first nine chapters) begins with the reign of David; and
+the last book ends, as in the last book of Kings, soon, after the reign
+of Zedekiah, about B.C. 588. The last two verses of the last chapter
+bring the history 52 years more forward, that is, to 536. But these
+verses do not belong to the book, as I shall show when I come to speak
+of the book of Ezra.
+
+The two books of Kings, besides the history of Saul, David, and
+Solomon, who reigned over all Israel, contain an abstract of the lives
+of seventeen kings, and one queen, who are stiled kings of Judah; and
+of nineteen, who are stiled kings of Israel; for the Jewish nation,
+immediately on the death of Solomon, split into two parties, who chose
+separate kings, and who carried on most rancorous wars against each
+other.
+
+These two books are little more than a history of assassinations,
+treachery, and wars. The cruelties that the Jews had accustomed
+themselves to practise on the Canaanites, whose country they had
+savagely invaded, under a pretended gift from God, they afterwards
+practised as furiously on each other. Scarcely half their kings died a
+natural death, and in some instances whole families were destroyed to
+secure possession to the successor, who, after a few years, and
+sometimes only a few months, or less, shared the same fate. In 2 Kings
+x., an account is given of two baskets full of children’s heads,
+seventy in number, being exposed at the entrance of the city; they were
+the children of Ahab, and were murdered by the orders of Jehu, whom
+Elisha, the pretended man of God, had anointed to be king over Israel,
+on purpose to commit this bloody deed, and assassinate his predecessor.
+And in the account of the reign of Menahem, one of the kings of Israel
+who had murdered Shallum, who had reigned but one month, it is said, 2
+Kings xv. 16, that Menahem smote the city of Tiphsah, because they
+opened not the city to him, and all the women therein that were with
+child he ripped up.
+
+Could we permit ourselves to suppose that the Almighty would
+distinguish any nation of people by the name of his chosen people, we
+must suppose that people to have been an example to all the rest of the
+world of the purest piety and humanity, and not such a nation of
+ruffians and cut-throats as the ancient Jews were,—a people who,
+corrupted by and copying after such monsters and imposters as Moses and
+Aaron, Joshua, Samuel, and David, had distinguished themselves above
+all others on the face of the known earth for barbarity and wickedness.
+If we will not stubbornly shut our eyes and steel our hearts it is
+impossible not to see, in spite of all that long-established
+superstition imposes upon the mind, that the flattering appellation of
+his chosen people is no other than a LIE which the priests and leaders
+of the Jews had invented to cover the baseness of their own characters;
+and which Christian priests sometimes as corrupt, and often as cruel,
+have professed to believe.
+
+The two books of Chronicles are a repetition of the same crimes; but
+the history is broken in several places, by the author leaving out the
+reign of some of their kings; and in this, as well as in that of Kings,
+there is such a frequent transition from kings of Judah to kings of
+Israel, and from kings of Israel to kings of Judah, that the narrative
+is obscure in the reading. In the same book the history sometimes
+contradicts itself: for example, in 2 Kings, i. 17, we are told, but in
+rather ambiguous terms, that after the death of Ahaziah, king of
+Israel, Jehoram, or Joram, (who was of the house of Ahab), reigned in
+his stead in the second Year of Jehoram, or Joram, son of Jehoshaphat,
+king of Judah; and in viii. 16, of the same book, it is said, “And in
+the fifth year of Joram, the son of Ahab, king of Israel, Jehoshaphat
+being then king of Judah, Jehoram, the son of Jehoshaphat king of
+judah, began to reign.” That is, one chapter says Joram of Judah began
+to reign in the second year of Joram of Israel; and the other chapter
+says, that Joram of Israel began to reign in the fifth year of Joram of
+Judah.
+
+Several of the most extraordinary matters related in one history, as
+having happened during the reign of such or such of their kings, are
+not to be found in the other, in relating the reign of the same king:
+for example, the two first rival kings, after the death of Solomon,
+were Rehoboam and Jeroboam; and in i Kings xii. and xiii. an account is
+given of Jeroboam making an offering of burnt incense, and that a man,
+who is there called a man of God, cried out against the altar (xiii.
+2): “O altar, altar! thus saith the Lord: Behold, a child shall be born
+unto the house of David, Josiah by name, and upon thee shall he offer
+the priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee, and men’s
+bones shall be burned upon thee.” Verse 4: “And it came to pass, when
+king Jeroboam heard the saying of the man of God, which had cried
+against the altar in Bethel, that he put forth his hand from the altar,
+saying, Lay hold on him; and his hand which he put out against him
+dried up so that he could not pull it again to him.”
+
+One would think that such an extraordinary case as this, (which is
+spoken of as a judgement,) happening to the chief of one of the
+parties, and that at the first moment of the separation of the
+Israelites into two nations, would, if it,. had been true, have been
+recorded in both histories. But though men, in later times, have
+believed all that the prophets have said unto them, it does appear that
+those prophets, or historians, disbelieved each other: they knew each
+other too well.
+
+A long account also is given in Kings about Elijah. It runs through
+several chapters, and concludes with telling, 2 Kings ii. 11, “And it
+came to pass, as they (Elijah and Elisha) still went on, and talked,
+that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire, and
+parted them both asunder, and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into
+heaven.” Hum! this the author of Chronicles, miraculous as the story
+is, makes no mention of, though he mentions Elijah by name; neither
+does he say anything of the story related in the second chapter of the
+same book of Kings, of a parcel of children calling Elisha bald head;
+and that this man of God (ver. 24) “turned back, and looked upon them,
+and cursed them in the name of the Lord; and there came forth two
+she-bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.” He
+also passes over in silence the story told, 2 Kings xiii., that when
+they were burying a man in the sepulchre where Elisha had been buried,
+it happened that the dead man, as they were letting him down, (ver. 21)
+“touched the bones of Elisha, and he (the dead man) revived, and stood
+up on his feet.” The story does not tell us whether they buried the
+man, notwithstanding he revived and stood upon his feet, or drew him up
+again. Upon all these stories the writer of the Chronicles is as silent
+as any writer of the present day, who did not chose to be accused of
+lying, or at least of romancing, would be about stories of the same
+kind.
+
+But, however these two historians may differ from each other with
+respect to the tales related by either, they are silent alike with
+respect to those men styled prophets whose writings fill up the latter
+part of the Bible. Isaiah, who lived in the time of Hezekiab, is
+mentioned in Kings, and again in Chronicles, when these histories are
+speaking of that reign; but except in one or two instances at most, and
+those very slightly, none of the rest are so much as spoken of, or even
+their existence hinted at; though, according to the Bible chronology,
+they lived within the time those histories were written; and some of
+them long before. If those prophets, as they are called, were men of
+such importance in their day, as the compilers of the Bible, and
+priests and commentators have since represented them to be, how can it
+be accounted for that not one of those histories should say anything
+about them?
+
+The history in the books of Kings and of Chronicles is brought forward,
+as I have already said, to the year B.C. 588; it will, therefore, be
+proper to examine which of these prophets lived before that period.
+
+Here follows a table of all the prophets, with the times in which they
+lived before Christ, according to the chronology affixed to the first
+chapter of each of the books of the prophets; and also of the number of
+years they lived before the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
+
+TABLE of the Prophets, with the time in which they lived before Christ,
+and also before the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
+
+
+ Years Years before
+ NAMES. before Kings and Observations.
+ Christ. Chronicles.
+
+ Isaiah............... 760 172 mentioned.
+
+
+ (mentioned only in
+ Jeremiah............. 629 41 the last [two] chapters
+ of Chronicles.
+
+ Ezekiel.............. 595 7 not mentioned.
+
+ Daniel............... 607 19 not mentioned.
+
+ Hosea................ 785 97 not mentioned.
+
+ Joel................. 800 212 not mentioned.
+
+ Amos................. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+ Obadiah.............. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+ Jonah................ 862 274 see the note.
+
+ Micah................ 750 162 not mentioned.
+
+ Nahum................ 713 125 not mentioned.
+
+ Habakkuk............. 620 38 not mentioned.
+
+ Zepbaniah............ 630 42 not mentioned.
+
+
+Haggai Zechariah all three after the year 588 Medachi [NOTE In 2 Kings
+xiv. 25, the name of Jonah is mentioned on account of the restoration
+of a tract of land by Jeroboam; but nothing further is said of him, nor
+is any allusion made to the book of Jonah, nor to his expedition to
+Nineveh, nor to his encounter with the whale.—Author.]
+
+This table is either not very honourable for the Bible historians, or
+not very honourable for the Bible prophets; and I leave to priests and
+commentators, who are very learned in little things, to settle the
+point of etiquette between the two; and to assign a reason, why the
+authors of Kings and of Chronicles have treated those prophets, whom,
+in the former part of the ‘Age of Reason,’ I have considered as poets,
+with as much degrading silence as any historian of the present day
+would treat Peter Pindar.
+
+I have one more observation to make on the book of Chronicles; after
+which I shall pass on to review the remaining books of the Bible.
+
+In my observations on the book of Genesis, I have quoted a passage from
+xxxvi. 31, which evidently refers to a time, after that kings began to
+reign over the children of Israel; and I have shown that as this verse
+is verbatim the same as in 1 Chronicles i. 43, where it stands
+consistently with the order of history, which in Genesis it does not,
+that the verse in Genesis, and a great part of the 36th chapter, have
+been taken from Chronicles; and that the book of Genesis, though it is
+placed first in the Bible, and ascribed to Moses, has been manufactured
+by some unknown person, after the book of Chronicles was written, which
+was not until at least eight hundred and sixty years after the time of
+Moses.
+
+The evidence I proceed by to substantiate this, is regular, and has in
+it but two stages. First, as I have already stated, that the passage in
+Genesis refers itself for time to Chronicles; secondly, that the book
+of Chronicles, to which this passage refers itself, was not begun to be
+written until at least eight hundred and sixty years after the time of
+Moses. To prove this, we have only to look into 1 Chronicles iii. 15,
+where the writer, in giving the genealogy of the descendants of David,
+mentions Zedekiah; and it was in the time of Zedekiah that
+Nebuchadnezzar conquered Jerusalem, B.C. 588, and consequently more
+than 860 years after Moses. Those who have superstitiously boasted of
+the antiquity of the Bible, and particularly of the books ascribed to
+Moses, have done it without examination, and without any other
+authority than that of one credulous man telling it to another: for, so
+far as historical and chronological evidence applies, the very first
+book in the Bible is not so ancient as the book of Homer, by more than
+three hundred years, and is about the same age with Æsop’s Fables.
+
+I am not contending for the morality of Homer; on the contrary, I think
+it a book of false glory, and tending to inspire immoral and
+mischievous notions of honour; and with respect to Æsop, though the
+moral is in general just, the fable is often cruel; and the cruelty of
+the fable does more injury to the heart, especially in a child, than
+the moral does good to the judgment.
+
+Having now dismissed Kings and Chronicles, I come to the next in
+course, the book of Ezra.
+
+As one proof, among others I shall produce to shew the disorder in
+which this pretended word of God, the Bible, has been put together, and
+the uncertainty of who the authors were, we have only to look at the
+first three verses in Ezra, and the last two in 2 Chronicles; for by
+what kind of cutting and shuffling has it been that the first three
+verses in Ezra should be the last two verses in 2 Chronicles, or that
+the last two in 2 Chronicles should be the first three in Ezra? Either
+the authors did not know their own works or the compilers did not know
+the authors.
+
+Last Two Verses of 2 Chronicles.
+
+Ver. 22. Now in the first year of Cyrus, King of Persia, that the word
+of the Lord, spoken by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be accomplished,
+the Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a
+proclamation throughout all his kingdom, and put it also in writing,
+saying.
+
+earth hath the Lord God of heaven given me; and he hath charged me to
+build him an house in Jerusalem which is in Judah. Who is there among
+you of all his people? the Lord his God be with him, and let him go up.
+***
+
+First Three Verses of Ezra.
+
+Ver. 1. Now in the first year of Cyrus, king of Persia, that the word
+of the Lord, by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be fulfilled, the Lord
+stirred up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a
+proclamation throughout all his kingdom, and put it also in writing,
+saying.
+
+2. Thus saith Cyrus, king of Persia, The Lord God of heaven hath given
+me all the kingdoms of the earth; and he hath charged me to build him
+an house at Jerusalem, which is in Judah.
+
+3. Who is there among you of all his people? his God be with him, and
+let him go up to Jerusalem, which is in Judah, and build the house of
+the Lord God of Israel (he is the God) which is in Jerusalem.
+
+*** The last verse in Chronicles is broken abruptly, and ends in the
+middle of the phrase with the word ‘up’ without signifying to what
+place. This abrupt break, and the appearance of the same verses in
+different books, show as I have already said, the disorder and
+ignorance in which the Bible has been put together, and that the
+compilers of it had no authority for what they were doing, nor we any
+authority for believing what they have done. [NOTE I observed, as I
+passed along, several broken and senseless passages in the Bible,
+without thinking them of consequence enough to be introduced in the
+body of the work; such as that, 1 Samuel xiii. 1, where it is said,
+“Saul reigned one year; and when he had reigned two years over Israel,
+Saul chose him three thousand men,” &c. The first part of the verse,
+that Saul reigned one year has no sense, since it does not tell us what
+Saul did, nor say any thing of what happened at the end of that one
+year; and it is, besides, mere absurdity to say he reigned one year,
+when the very next phrase says he had reigned two for if he had reigned
+two, it was impossible not to have reigned one.
+
+Another instance occurs in Joshua v. where the writer tells us a story
+of an angel (for such the table of contents at the head of the chapter
+calls him) appearing unto Joshua; and the story ends abruptly, and
+without any conclusion. The story is as follows:—Ver. 13. “And it came
+to pass, when Joshua was by Jericho, that he lifted up his eyes and
+looked, and behold there stood a man over against him with his sword
+drawn in his hand; and Joshua went unto him and said unto him, Art thou
+for us, or for our adversaries?” Verse 14, “And he said, Nay; but as
+captain of the host of the Lord am I now come. And Joshua fell on his
+face to the earth, and did worship and said unto him, What saith my
+Lord unto his servant?” Verse 15, “And the captain of the Lord’s host
+said unto Joshua, Loose thy shoe from off thy foot; for the place
+whereon thou standeth is holy. And Joshua did so.”—And what then?
+nothing: for here the story ends, and the chapter too.
+
+Either this story is broken off in the middle, or it is a story told by
+some Jewish humourist in ridicule of Joshua’s pretended mission from
+God, and the compilers of the Bible, not perceiving the design of the
+story, have told it as a serious matter. As a story of humour and
+ridicule it has a great deal of point; for it pompously introduces an
+angel in the figure of a man, with a drawn sword in his hand, before
+whom Joshua falls on his face to the earth, and worships (which is
+contrary to their second commandment;) and then, this most important
+embassy from heaven ends in telling Joshua to pull off his shoe. It
+might as well have told him to pull up his breeches.
+
+It is certain, however, that the Jews did not credit every thing their
+leaders told them, as appears from the cavalier manner in which they
+speak of Moses, when he was gone into the mount. As for this Moses, say
+they, we wot not what is become of him. Exod. xxxii. 1.—Author.
+
+The only thing that has any appearance of certainty in the book of Ezra
+is the time in which it was written, which was immediately after the
+return of the Jews from the Babylonian captivity, about B.C. 536. Ezra
+(who, according to the Jewish commentators, is the same person as is
+called Esdras in the Apocrypha) was one of the persons who returned,
+and who, it is probable, wrote the account of that affair. Nebemiah,
+whose book follows next to Ezra, was another of the returned persons;
+and who, it is also probable, wrote the account of the same affair, in
+the book that bears his name. But those accounts are nothing to us, nor
+to any other person, unless it be to the Jews, as a part of the history
+of their nation; and there is just as much of the word of God in those
+books as there is in any of the histories of France, or Rapin’s history
+of England, or the history of any other country.
+
+But even in matters of historical record, neither of those writers are
+to be depended upon. In Ezra ii., the writer gives a list of the tribes
+and families, and of the precise number of souls of each, that returned
+from Babylon to Jerusalem; and this enrolment of the persons so
+returned appears to have been one of the principal objects for writing
+the book; but in this there is an error that destroys the intention of
+the undertaking.
+
+The writer begins his enrolment in the following manner (ii. 3): “The
+children of Parosh, two thousand one hundred seventy and four.” Ver. 4,
+“The children of Shephatiah, three hundred seventy and two.” And in
+this manner he proceeds through all the families; and in the 64th
+verse, he makes a total, and says, the whole congregation together was
+forty and two thousand three hundred and threescore.
+
+But whoever will take the trouble of casting up the several
+particulars, will find that the total is but 29,818; so that the error
+is 12,542. What certainty then can there be in the Bible for any thing?
+
+[Here Mr. Paine includes the long list of numbers from the Bible of all
+the children listed and the total thereof. This can be had directly
+from the Bible.]
+
+Nehemiah, in like manner, gives a list of the returned families, and of
+the number of each family. He begins as in Ezra, by saying (vii. 8):
+“The children of Parosh, two thousand three hundred and seventy-two;”
+and so on through all the families. (The list differs in several of the
+particulars from that of Ezra.) In ver. 66, Nehemiah makes a total, and
+says, as Ezra had said, “The whole congregation together was forty and
+two thousand three hundred and threescore.” But the particulars of this
+list make a total but of 31,089, so that the error here is 11,271.
+These writers may do well enough for Bible-makers, but not for any
+thing where truth and exactness is necessary.
+
+The next book in course is the book of Esther. If Madam Esther thought
+it any honour to offer herself as a kept mistress to Ahasuerus, or as a
+rival to Queen Vashti, who had refused to come to a drunken king in the
+midst of a drunken company, to be made a show of, (for the account
+says, they had been drinking seven days, and were merry,) let Esther
+and Mordecai look to that, it is no business of ours, at least it is
+none of mine; besides which, the story has a great deal the appearance
+of being fabulous, and is also anonymous. I pass on to the book of Job.
+
+The book of Job differs in character from all the books we have
+hitherto passed over. Treachery and murder make no part of this book;
+it is the meditations of a mind strongly impressed with the
+vicissitudes of human life, and by turns sinking under, and struggling
+against the pressure. It is a highly wrought composition, between
+willing submission and involuntary discontent; and shows man, as he
+sometimes is, more disposed to be resigned than he is capable of being.
+Patience has but a small share in the character of the person of whom
+the book treats; on the contrary, his grief is often impetuous; but he
+still endeavours to keep a guard upon it, and seems determined, in the
+midst of accumulating ills, to impose upon himself the hard duty of
+contentment.
+
+I have spoken in a respectful manner of the book of Job in the former
+part of the ‘Age of Reason,’ but without knowing at that time what I
+have learned since; which is, that from all the evidence that can be
+collected, the book of Job does not belong to the Bible.
+
+I have seen the opinion of two Hebrew commentators, Abenezra and
+Spinoza, upon this subject; they both say that the book of Job carries
+no internal evidence of being an Hebrew book; that the genius of the
+composition, and the drama of the piece, are not Hebrew; that it has
+been translated from another language into Hebrew, and that the author
+of the book was a Gentile; that the character represented under the
+name of Satan (which is the first and only time this name is mentioned
+in the Bible) [In a later work Paine notes that in “the Bible” (by
+which he always means the Old Testament alone) the word Satan occurs
+also in 1 Chron. xxi. 1, and remarks that the action there ascribed to
+Satan is in 2 Sam. xxiv. 1, attributed to Jehovah (“Essay on Dreams”).
+In these places, however, and in Ps. cix. 6, Satan means “adversary,”
+and is so translated (A.S. version) in 2 Sam. xix. 22, and 1 Kings v.
+4, xi. 25. As a proper name, with the article, Satan appears in the Old
+Testament only in Job and in Zech. iii. 1, 2. But the authenticity of
+the passage in Zechariah has been questioned, and it may be that in
+finding the proper name of Satan in Job alone, Paine was following some
+opinion met with in one of the authorities whose comments are condensed
+in his paragraph.—Editor.] does not correspond to any Hebrew idea; and
+that the two convocations which the Deity is supposed to have made of
+those whom the poem calls sons of God, and the familiarity which this
+supposed Satan is stated to have with the Deity, are in the same case.
+
+It may also be observed, that the book shows itself to be the
+production of a mind cultivated in science, which the Jews, so far from
+being famous for, were very ignorant of. The allusions to objects of
+natural philosophy are frequent and strong, and are of a different cast
+to any thing in the books known to be Hebrew. The astronomical names,
+Pleiades, Orion, and Arcturus, are Greek and not Hebrew names, and it
+does not appear from any thing that is to be found in the Bible that
+the Jews knew any thing of astronomy, or that they studied it, they had
+no translation of those names into their own language, but adopted the
+names as they found them in the poem. [Paine’s Jewish critic, David
+Levi, fastened on this slip (“Defence of the Old Testament,” 1797, p.
+152). In the original the names are Ash (Arcturus), Kesil’ (Orion),
+Kimah’ (Pleiades), though the identifications of the constellations in
+the A.S.V. have been questioned.—Editor.]
+
+That the Jews did translate the literary productions of the Gentile
+nations into the Hebrew language, and mix them with their own, is not a
+matter of doubt; Proverbs xxxi. i, is an evidence of this: it is there
+said, The word of king Lemuel, the prophecy which his mother taught
+him. This verse stands as a preface to the proverbs that follow, and
+which are not the proverbs of Solomon, but of Lemuel; and this Lemuel
+was not one of the kings of Israel, nor of Judah, but of some other
+country, and consequently a Gentile. The Jews however have adopted his
+proverbs; and as they cannot give any account who the author of the
+book of Job was, nor how they came by the book, and as it differs in
+character from the Hebrew writings, and stands totally unconnected with
+every other book and chapter in the Bible before it and after it, it
+has all the circumstantial evidence of being originally a book of the
+Gentiles. [The prayer known by the name of Agur’s Prayer, in Proverbs
+xxx.,—immediately preceding the proverbs of Lemuel,—and which is the
+only sensible, well-conceived, and well-expressed prayer in the Bible,
+has much the appearance of being a prayer taken from the Gentiles. The
+name of Agur occurs on no other occasion than this; and he is
+introduced, together with the prayer ascribed to him, in the same
+manner, and nearly in the same words, that Lemuel and his proverbs are
+introduced in the chapter that follows. The first verse says, “The
+words of Agur, the son of Jakeh, even the prophecy:” here the word
+prophecy is used with the same application it has in the following
+chapter of Lemuel, unconnected with anything of prediction. The prayer
+of Agur is in the 8th and 9th verses, “Remove far from me vanity and
+lies; give me neither riches nor poverty, but feed me with food
+convenient for me; lest I be full and deny thee and say, Who is the
+Lord? or lest I be poor and steal, and take the name of my God in
+vain.” This has not any of the marks of being a Jewish prayer, for the
+Jews never prayed but when they were in trouble, and never for anything
+but victory, vengeance, or riches.—Author. (Prov. xxx. 1, and xxxi. 1)
+the word “prophecy” in these verses is translated “oracle” or “burden”
+(marg.) in the revised version.—The prayer of Agur was quoted by Paine
+in his plea for the officers of Excise, 1772.—Editor.]
+
+The Bible-makers, and those regulators of time, the Bible
+chronologists, appear to have been at a loss where to place and how to
+dispose of the book of Job; for it contains no one historical
+circumstance, nor allusion to any, that might serve to determine its
+place in the Bible. But it would not have answered the purpose of these
+men to have informed the world of their ignorance; and, therefore, they
+have affixed it to the aera of B.C. 1520, which is during the time the
+Israelites were in Egypt, and for which they have just as much
+authority and no more than I should have for saying it was a thousand
+years before that period. The probability however is, that it is older
+than any book in the Bible; and it is the only one that can be read
+without indignation or disgust.
+
+We know nothing of what the ancient Gentile world (as it is called) was
+before the time of the Jews, whose practice has been to calumniate and
+blacken the character of all other nations; and it is from the Jewish
+accounts that we have learned to call them heathens. But, as far as we
+know to the contrary, they were a just and moral people, and not
+addicted, like the Jews, to cruelty and revenge, but of whose
+profession of faith we are unacquainted. It appears to have been their
+custom to personify both virtue and vice by statues and images, as is
+done now-a-days both by statuary and by painting; but it does not
+follow from this that they worshipped them any more than we do.—I pass
+on to the book of,
+
+Psalms, of which it is not necessary to make much observation. Some of
+them are moral, and others are very revengeful; and the greater part
+relates to certain local circumstances of the Jewish nation at the time
+they were written, with which we have nothing to do. It is, however, an
+error or an imposition to call them the Psalms of David; they are a
+collection, as song-books are now-a-days, from different song-writers,
+who lived at different times. The 137th Psalm could not have been
+written till more than 400 years after the time of David, because it is
+written in commemoration of an event, the captivity of the Jews in
+Babylon, which did not happen till that distance of time. “By the
+rivers of Babylon we sat down; yea, we wept when we remembered Zion. We
+hanged our harps upon the willows, in the midst thereof; for there they
+that carried us away captive required of us a song, saying, sing us one
+of the songs of Zion.” As a man would say to an American, or to a
+Frenchman, or to an Englishman, sing us one of your American songs, or
+your French songs, or your English songs. This remark, with respect to
+the time this psalm was written, is of no other use than to show (among
+others already mentioned) the general imposition the world has been
+under with respect to the authors of the Bible. No regard has been paid
+to time, place, and circumstance; and the names of persons have been
+affixed to the several books which it was as impossible they should
+write, as that a man should walk in procession at his own funeral.
+
+The Book of Proverbs. These, like the Psalms, are a collection, and
+that from authors belonging to other nations than those of the Jewish
+nation, as I have shewn in the observations upon the book of Job;
+besides which, some of the Proverbs ascribed to Solomon did not appear
+till two hundred and fifty years after the death of Solomon; for it is
+said in xxv. i, “These are also proverbs of Solomon which the men of
+Hezekiah, king of Judah, copied out.” It was two hundred and fifty
+years from the time of Solomon to the time of Hezekiah. When a man is
+famous and his name is abroad he is made the putative father of things
+he never said or did; and this, most probably, has been the case with
+Solomon. It appears to have been the fashion of that day to make
+proverbs, as it is now to make jest-books, and father them upon those
+who never saw them. [A “Tom Paine’s Jest Book” had appeared in London
+with little or nothing of Paine in it.—Editor.]
+
+The book of Ecclesiastes, or the Preacher, is also ascribed to Solomon,
+and that with much reason, if not with truth. It is written as the
+solitary reflections of a worn-out debauchee, such as Solomon was, who
+looking back on scenes he can no longer enjoy, cries out All is Vanity!
+A great deal of the metaphor and of the sentiment is obscure, most
+probably by translation; but enough is left to show they were strongly
+pointed in the original. [Those that look out of the window shall be
+darkened, is an obscure figure in translation for loss of
+sight.—Author.] From what is transmitted to us of the character of
+Solomon, he was witty, ostentatious, dissolute, and at last melancholy.
+He lived fast, and died, tired of the world, at the age of fifty-eight
+years.
+
+Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines, are worse than none;
+and, however it may carry with it the appearance of heightened
+enjoyment, it defeats all the felicity of affection, by leaving it no
+point to fix upon; divided love is never happy. This was the case with
+Solomon; and if he could not, with all his pretensions to wisdom,
+discover it beforehand, he merited, unpitied, the mortification he
+afterwards endured. In this point of view, his preaching is
+unnecessary, because, to know the consequences, it is only necessary to
+know the cause. Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines would
+have stood in place of the whole book. It was needless after this to
+say that all was vanity and vexation of spirit; for it is impossible to
+derive happiness from the company of those whom we deprive of
+happiness.
+
+To be happy in old age it is necessary that we accustom ourselves to
+objects that can accompany the mind all the way through life, and that
+we take the rest as good in their day. The mere man of pleasure is
+miserable in old age; and the mere drudge in business is but little
+better: whereas, natural philosophy, mathematical and mechanical
+science, are a continual source of tranquil pleasure, and in spite of
+the gloomy dogmas of priests, and of superstition, the study of those
+things is the study of the true theology; it teaches man to know and to
+admire the Creator, for the principles of science are in the creation,
+and are unchangeable, and of divine origin.
+
+Those who knew Benjamin Franklin will recollect, that his mind was ever
+young; his temper ever serene; science, that never grows grey, was
+always his mistress. He was never without an object; for when we cease
+to have an object we become like an invalid in an hospital waiting for
+death.
+
+Solomon’s Songs, amorous and foolish enough, but which wrinkled
+fanaticism has called divine.—The compilers of the Bible have placed
+these songs after the book of Ecclesiastes; and the chronologists have
+affixed to them the aera of B.C. 1014, at which time Solomon, according
+to the same chronology, was nineteen years of age, and was then forming
+his seraglio of wives and concubines. The Bible-makers and the
+chronologists should have managed this matter a little better, and
+either have said nothing about the time, or chosen a time less
+inconsistent with the supposed divinity of those songs; for Solomon was
+then in the honey-moon of one thousand debaucheries.
+
+It should also have occurred to them, that as he wrote, if he did
+write, the book of Ecclesiastes, long after these songs, and in which
+he exclaims that all is vanity and vexation of spirit, that he included
+those songs in that description. This is the more probable, because he
+says, or somebody for him, Ecclesiastes ii. 8, I got me men-singers,
+and women-singers [most probably to sing those songs], and musical
+instruments of all sorts; and behold (Ver. ii), “all was vanity and
+vexation of spirit.” The compilers however have done their work but by
+halves; for as they have given us the songs they should have given us
+the tunes, that we might sing them.
+
+The books called the books of the Prophets fill up all the remaining
+part of the Bible; they are sixteen in number, beginning with Isaiah
+and ending with Malachi, of which I have given a list in the
+observations upon Chronicles. Of these sixteen prophets, all of whom
+except the last three lived within the time the books of Kings and
+Chronicles were written, two only, Isaiah and Jeremiah, are mentioned
+in the history of those books. I shall begin with those two, reserving,
+what I have to say on the general character of the men called prophets
+to another part of the work.
+
+Whoever will take the trouble of reading the book ascribed to Isaiah,
+will find it one of the most wild and disorderly compositions ever put
+together; it has neither beginning, middle, nor end; and, except a
+short historical part, and a few sketches of history in the first two
+or three chapters, is one continued incoherent, bombastical rant, full
+of extravagant metaphor, without application, and destitute of meaning;
+a school-boy would scarcely have been excusable for writing such stuff;
+it is (at least in translation) that kind of composition and false
+taste that is properly called prose run mad.
+
+The historical part begins at chapter xxxvi., and is continued to the
+end of chapter xxxix. It relates some matters that are said to have
+passed during the reign of Hezekiah, king of Judah, at which time
+Isaiah lived. This fragment of history begins and ends abruptly; it has
+not the least connection with the chapter that precedes it, nor with
+that which follows it, nor with any other in the book. It is probable
+that Isaiah wrote this fragment himself, because he was an actor in the
+circumstances it treats of; but except this part there are scarcely two
+chapters that have any connection with each other. One is entitled, at
+the beginning of the first verse, the burden of Babylon; another, the
+burden of Moab; another, the burden of Damascus; another, the burden of
+Egypt; another, the burden of the Desert of the Sea; another, the
+burden of the Valley of Vision: as you would say the story of the
+Knight of the Burning Mountain, the story of Cinderella, or the glassen
+slipper, the story of the Sleeping Beauty in the Wood, etc., etc.
+
+I have already shown, in the instance of the last two verses of 2
+Chronicles, and the first three in Ezra, that the compilers of the
+Bible mixed and confounded the writings of different authors with each
+other; which alone, were there no other cause, is sufficient to destroy
+the authenticity of an compilation, because it is more than presumptive
+evidence that the compilers are ignorant who the authors were. A very
+glaring instance of this occurs in the book ascribed to Isaiah: the
+latter part of the 44th chapter, and the beginning of the 45th, so far
+from having been written by Isaiah, could only have been written by
+some person who lived at least an hundred and fifty years after Isaiah
+was dead.
+
+These chapters are a compliment to Cyrus, who permitted the Jews to
+return to Jerusalem from the Babylonian captivity, to rebuild Jerusalem
+and the temple, as is stated in Ezra. The last verse of the 44th
+chapter, and the beginning of the 45th [Isaiah] are in the following
+words: “That saith of Cyrus, he is my shepherd, and shall perform all
+my pleasure; even saying to Jerusalem, thou shalt be built; and to the
+temple thy foundations shall be laid: thus saith the Lord to his
+enointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have holden to subdue nations
+before him, and I will loose the loins of kings to open before him the
+two-leaved gates, and the gates shall not be shut; I will go before
+thee,” etc.
+
+What audacity of church and priestly ignorance it is to impose this
+book upon the world as the writing of Isaiah, when Isaiah, according to
+their own chronology, died soon after the death of Hezekiah, which was
+B.C. 698; and the decree of Cyrus, in favour of the Jews returning to
+Jerusalem, was, according to the same chronology, B.C. 536; which is a
+distance of time between the two of 162 years. I do not suppose that
+the compilers of the Bible made these books, but rather that they
+picked up some loose, anonymous essays, and put them together under the
+names of such authors as best suited their purpose. They have
+encouraged the imposition, which is next to inventing it; for it was
+impossible but they must have observed it.
+
+When we see the studied craft of the scripture-makers, in making every
+part of this romantic book of school-boy’s eloquence bend to the
+monstrous idea of a Son of God, begotten by a ghost on the body of a
+virgin, there is no imposition we are not justified in suspecting them
+of. Every phrase and circumstance are marked with the barbarous hand of
+superstitious torture, and forced into meanings it was impossible they
+could have. The head of every chapter, and the top of every page, are
+blazoned with the names of Christ and the Church, that the unwary
+reader might suck in the error before he began to read.
+
+Behold a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son (Isa. vii. I4), has been
+interpreted to mean the person called Jesus Christ, and his mother
+Mary, and has been echoed through christendom for more than a thousand
+years; and such has been the rage of this opinion, that scarcely a spot
+in it but has been stained with blood and marked with desolation in
+consequence of it. Though it is not my intention to enter into
+controversy on subjects of this kind, but to confine myself to show
+that the Bible is spurious,—and thus, by taking away the foundation, to
+overthrow at once the whole structure of superstition raised thereon,—I
+will however stop a moment to expose the fallacious application of this
+passage.
+
+Whether Isaiah was playing a trick with Ahaz, king of Judah, to whom
+this passage is spoken, is no business of mine; I mean only to show the
+misapplication of the passage, and that it has no more reference to
+Christ and his mother, than it has to me and my mother. The story is
+simply this:
+
+The king of Syria and the king of Israel (I have already mentioned that
+the Jews were split into two nations, one of which was called Judah,
+the capital of which was Jerusalem, and the other Israel) made war
+jointly against Ahaz, king of Judah, and marched their armies towards
+Jerusalem. Ahaz and his people became alarmed, and the account says
+(Is. vii. 2), Their hearts were moved as the trees of the wood are
+moved with the wind.
+
+In this situation of things, Isaiah addresses himself to Ahaz, and
+assures him in the name of the Lord (the cant phrase of all the
+prophets) that these two kings should not succeed against him; and to
+satisfy Ahaz that this should be the case, tells him to ask a sign.
+This, the account says, Ahaz declined doing; giving as a reason that he
+would not tempt the Lord; upon which Isaiah, who is the speaker, says,
+ver. 14, “Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; behold a
+virgin shall conceive and bear a son;” and the 16th verse says, “And
+before this child shall know to refuse the evil, and choose the good,
+the land which thou abhorrest or dreadest [meaning Syria and the
+kingdom of Israel] shall be forsaken of both her kings.” Here then was
+the sign, and the time limited for the completion of the assurance or
+promise; namely, before this child shall know to refuse the evil and
+choose the good.
+
+Isaiah having committed himself thus far, it became necessary to him,
+in order to avoid the imputation of being a false prophet, and the
+consequences thereof, to take measures to make this sign appear. It
+certainly was not a difficult thing, in any time of the world, to find
+a girl with child, or to make her so; and perhaps Isaiah knew of one
+beforehand; for I do not suppose that the prophets of that day were any
+more to be trusted than the priests of this: be that, however, as it
+may, he says in the next chapter, ver. 2, “And I took unto me faithful
+witnesses to record, Uriah the priest, and Zechariah the son of
+Jeberechiah, and I went unto the prophetess, and she conceived and bare
+a son.”
+
+Here then is the whole story, foolish as it is, of this child and this
+virgin; and it is upon the barefaced perversion of this story that the
+book of Matthew, and the impudence and sordid interest of priests in
+later times, have founded a theory, which they call the gospel; and
+have applied this story to signify the person they call Jesus Christ;
+begotten, they say, by a ghost, whom they call holy, on the body of a
+woman engaged in marriage, and afterwards married, whom they call a
+virgin, seven hundred years after this foolish story was told; a theory
+which, speaking for myself, I hesitate not to believe, and to say, is
+as fabulous and as false as God is true. [In Is. vii. 14, it is said
+that the child should be called Immanuel; but this name was not given
+to either of the children, otherwise than as a character, which the
+word signifies. That of the prophetess was called Maher-shalalhash-baz,
+and that of Mary was called Jesus.—Author.]
+
+But to show the imposition and falsehood of Isaiah we have only to
+attend to the sequel of this story; which, though it is passed over in
+silence in the book of Isaiah, is related in 2 Chronicles, xxviii; and
+which is, that instead of these two kings failing in their attempt
+against Ahaz, king of Judah, as Isaiah had pretended to foretel in the
+name of the Lord, they succeeded: Ahaz was defeated and destroyed; an
+hundred and twenty thousand of his people were slaughtered; Jerusalem
+was plundered, and two hundred thousand women and sons and daughters
+carried into captivity. Thus much for this lying prophet and imposter
+Isaiah, and the book of falsehoods that bears his name. I pass on to
+the book of Jeremiah. This prophet, as he is called, lived in the time
+that Nebuchadnezzar besieged Jerusalem, in the reign of Zedekiah, the
+last king of Judah; and the suspicion was strong against him that he
+was a traitor in the interest of Nebuchadnezzar. Every thing relating
+to Jeremiah shows him to have been a man of an equivocal character: in
+his metaphor of the potter and the clay, (ch. xviii.) he guards his
+prognostications in such a crafty manner as always to leave himself a
+door to escape by, in case the event should be contrary to what he had
+predicted. In the 7th and 8th verses he makes the Almighty to say, “At
+what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a
+kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and destroy it, if that nation,
+against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent me
+of the evil that I thought to do unto them.” Here was a proviso against
+one side of the case: now for the other side. Verses 9 and 10, “At what
+instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to
+build and to plant it, if it do evil in my sight, that it obey not my
+voice, then I will repent me of the good wherewith I said I would
+benefit them.” Here is a proviso against the other side; and, according
+to this plan of prophesying, a prophet could never be wrong, however
+mistaken the Almighty might be. This sort of absurd subterfuge, and
+this manner of speaking of the Almighty, as one would speak of a man,
+is consistent with nothing but the stupidity of the Bible.
+
+As to the authenticity of the book, it is only necessary to read it in
+order to decide positively that, though some passages recorded therein
+may have been spoken by Jeremiah, he is not the author of the book. The
+historical parts, if they can be called by that name, are in the most
+confused condition; the same events are several times repeated, and
+that in a manner different, and sometimes in contradiction to each
+other; and this disorder runs even to the last chapter, where the
+history, upon which the greater part of the book has been employed,
+begins anew, and ends abruptly. The book has all the appearance of
+being a medley of unconnected anecdotes respecting persons and things
+of that time, collected together in the same rude manner as if the
+various and contradictory accounts that are to be found in a bundle of
+newspapers, respecting persons and things of the present day, were put
+together without date, order, or explanation. I will give two or three
+examples of this kind.
+
+It appears, from the account of chapter xxxvii. that the army of
+Nebuchadnezzer, which is called the army of the Chaldeans, had besieged
+Jerusalem some time; and on their hearing that the army of Pharaoh of
+Egypt was marching against them, they raised the siege and retreated
+for a time. It may here be proper to mention, in order to understand
+this confused history, that Nebuchadnezzar had besieged and taken
+Jerusalem during the reign of Jehoakim, the redecessor of Zedekiah; and
+that it was Nebuchadnezzar who had make Zedekiah king, or rather
+viceroy; and that this second siege, of which the book of Jeremiah
+treats, was in consequence of the revolt of Zedekiah against
+Nebuchadnezzar. This will in some measure account for the suspicion
+that affixes itself to Jeremiah of being a traitor, and in the interest
+of Nebuchadnezzar,—whom Jeremiah calls, xliii. 10, the servant of God.
+
+Chapter xxxvii. 11-13, says, “And it came to pass, that, when the army
+of the Chaldeans was broken up from Jerusalem, for fear of Pharaoh’s
+army, that Jeremiah went forth out of Jerusalem, to go (as this account
+states) into the land of Benjamin, to separate himself thence in the
+midst of the people; and when he was in the gate of Benjamin a captain
+of the ward was there, whose name was Irijah... and he took Jeremiah
+the prophet, saying, Thou fallest away to the Chaldeans; then Jeremiah
+said, It is false; I fall not away to the Chaldeans.” Jeremiah being
+thus stopt and accused, was, after being examined, committed to prison,
+on suspicion of being a traitor, where he remained, as is stated in the
+last verse of this chapter.
+
+But the next chapter gives an account of the imprisonment of Jeremiah,
+which has no connection with this account, but ascribes his
+imprisonment to another circumstance, and for which we must go back to
+chapter xxi. It is there stated, ver. 1, that Zedekiah sent Pashur the
+son of Malchiah, and Zephaniah the son of Maaseiah the priest, to
+Jeremiah, to enquire of him concerning Nebuchadnezzar, whose army was
+then before Jerusalem; and Jeremiah said to them, ver. 8, “Thus saith
+the Lord, Behold I set before you the way of life, and the way of
+death; he that abideth in this city shall die by the sword and by the
+famine, and by the pestilence; but he that goeth out and falleth to the
+Chaldeans that besiege you, he shall live, and his life shall be unto
+him for a prey.”
+
+This interview and conference breaks off abruptly at the end of the
+10th verse of chapter xxi.; and such is the disorder of this book that
+we have to pass over sixteen chapters upon various subjects, in order
+to come at the continuation and event of this conference; and this
+brings us to the first verse of chapter xxxviii., as I have just
+mentioned. The chapter opens with saying, “Then Shaphatiah, the son of
+Mattan, Gedaliah the son of Pashur, and Jucal the son of Shelemiah, and
+Pashur the son of Malchiah, (here are more persons mentioned than in
+chapter xxi.) heard the words that Jeremiah spoke unto all the people,
+saying, Thus saith the Lord, He that remaineth in this city, shall die
+by the sword, by famine, and by the pestilence; but he that goeth forth
+to the Chaldeans shall live; for he shall have his life for a prey, and
+shall live”; [which are the words of the conference;] therefore, (say
+they to Zedekiah,) “We beseech thee, let this man be put to death, for
+thus he weakeneth the hands of the men of war that remain in this city,
+and the hands of all the people, in speaking such words unto them; for
+this man seeketh not the welfare of the people, but the hurt:” and at
+the 6th verse it is said, “Then they took Jeremiah, and put him into
+the dungeon of Malchiah.”
+
+These two accounts are different and contradictory. The one ascribes
+his imprisonment to his attempt to escape out of the city; the other to
+his preaching and prophesying in the city; the one to his being seized
+by the guard at the gate; the other to his being accused before
+Zedekiah by the conferees. [I observed two chapters in I Samuel (xvi.
+and xvii.) that contradict each other with respect to David, and the
+manner he became acquainted with Saul; as Jeremiah xxxvii. and xxxviii.
+contradict each other with respect to the cause of Jeremiah’s
+imprisonment.
+
+In 1 Samuel, xvi., it is said, that an evil spirit of God troubled
+Saul, and that his servants advised him (as a remedy) “to seek out a
+man who was a cunning player upon the harp.” And Saul said, ver. 17,
+“Provide me now a man that can play well, and bring him to me. Then
+answered one of his servants, and said, Behold, I have seen a son of
+Jesse, the Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a mighty man,
+and a man of war, and prudent in matters, and a comely person, and the
+Lord is with him; wherefore Saul sent messengers unto Jesse, and said,
+Send me David, thy son. And (verse 21) David came to Saul, and stood
+before him, and he loved him greatly, and he became his armour-bearer;
+and when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, (verse 23) David took
+his harp, and played with his hand, and Saul was refreshed, and was
+well.”
+
+But the next chapter (xvii.) gives an account, all different to this,
+of the manner that Saul and David became acquainted. Here it is
+ascribed to David’s encounter with Goliah, when David was sent by his
+father to carry provision to his brethren in the camp. In the 55th
+verse of this chapter it is said, “And when Saul saw David go forth
+against the Philistine (Goliah) he said to Abner, the captain of the
+host, Abner, whose son is this youth? And Abner said, As thy soul
+liveth, 0 king, I cannot tell. And the king said, Enquire thou whose
+son the stripling is. And as David returned from the slaughter of the
+Philistine, Abner took him and brought him before Saul, with the head
+of the Philistine in his hand; and Saul said unto him, Whose son art
+thou, thou young man? And David answered, I am the son of thy servant,
+Jesse, the Betblehemite,” These two accounts belie each other, because
+each of them supposes Saul and David not to have known each other
+before. This book, the Bible, is too ridiculous for criticism.—Author.]
+
+In the next chapter (Jer. xxxix.) we have another instance of the
+disordered state of this book; for notwithstanding the siege of the
+city by Nebuchadnezzar has been the subject of several of the preceding
+chapters, particularly xxxvii. and xxxviii., chapter xxxix. begins as
+if not a word had been said upon the subject, and as if the reader was
+still to be informed of every particular respecting it; for it begins
+with saying, ver. 1, “In the ninth year of Zedekiah king of Judah, in
+the tenth month, came Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and all his army,
+against Jerusalem, and besieged it,” etc.
+
+But the instance in the last chapter (lii.) is still more glaring; for
+though the story has been told over and over again, this chapter still
+supposes the reader not to know anything of it, for it begins by
+saying, ver. i, “Zedekiah was one and twenty years old when he began to
+reign, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem, and his mother’s name
+was Hamutal, the daughter of Jeremiah of Libnah.” (Ver. 4,) “And it
+came to pass in the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month, that
+Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came, he and all his army, against
+Jerusalem, and pitched against it, and built forts against it,” etc.
+
+It is not possible that any one man, and more particularly Jeremiah,
+could have been the writer of this book. The errors are such as could
+not have been committed by any person sitting down to compose a work.
+Were I, or any other man, to write in such a disordered manner, no body
+would read what was written, and every body would suppose that the
+writer was in a state of insanity. The only way, therefore, to account
+for the disorder is, that the book is a medley of detached
+unauthenticated anecdotes, put together by some stupid book-maker,
+under the name of Jeremiah; because many of them refer to him, and to
+the circumstances of the times he lived in.
+
+Of the duplicity, and of the false predictions of Jeremiah, I shall
+mention two instances, and then proceed to review the remainder of the
+Bible.
+
+It appears from chapter xxxviii. that when Jeremiah was in prison,
+Zedekiah sent for him, and at this interview, which was private,
+Jeremiah pressed it strongly on Zedekiah to surrender himself to the
+enemy. “If,” says he, (ver. 17,) “thou wilt assuredly go forth unto the
+king of Babylon’s princes, then thy soul shall live,” etc. Zedekiah was
+apprehensive that what passed at this conference should be known; and
+he said to Jeremiah, (ver. 25,) “If the princes [meaning those of
+Judah] hear that I have talked with thee, and they come unto thee, and
+say unto thee, Declare unto us now what thou hast said unto the king;
+hide it not from us, and we will not put thee to death; and also what
+the king said unto thee; then thou shalt say unto them, I presented my
+supplication before the king that he would not cause me to return to
+Jonathan’s house, to die there. Then came all the princes unto
+Jeremiah, and asked him, and “he told them according to all the words
+the king had commanded.” Thus, this man of God, as he is called, could
+tell a lie, or very strongly prevaricate, when he supposed it would
+answer his purpose; for certainly he did not go to Zedekiah to make
+this supplication, neither did he make it; he went because he was sent
+for, and he employed that opportunity to advise Zedekiah to surrender
+himself to Nebuchadnezzar.
+
+In chapter xxxiv. 2-5, is a prophecy of Jeremiah to Zedekiah in these
+words: “Thus saith the Lord, Behold I will give this city into the hand
+of the king of Babylon, and he will burn it with fire; and thou shalt
+not escape out of his hand, but thou shalt surely be taken, and
+delivered into his hand; and thine eyes shall behold the eyes of the
+king of Babylon, and he shall speak with thee mouth to mouth, and thou
+shalt go to Babylon. Yet hear the word of the Lord; O Zedekiah, king,
+of Judah, thus saith the Lord, Thou shalt not die by the sword, but
+thou shalt die in Peace; and with the burnings of thy fathers, the
+former kings that were before thee, so shall they burn odours for thee,
+and they will lament thee, saying, Ah, Lord! for I have pronounced the
+word, saith the Lord.”
+
+Now, instead of Zedekiah beholding the eyes of the king of Babylon, and
+speaking with him mouth to mouth, and dying in peace, and with the
+burning of odours, as at the funeral of his fathers, (as Jeremiah had
+declared the Lord himself had pronounced,) the reverse, according to
+chapter Iii., 10, 11 was the case; it is there said, that the king of
+Babylon slew the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes: then he put out the
+eyes of Zedekiah, and bound him in chains, and carried him to Babylon,
+and put him in prison till the day of his death.
+
+What then can we say of these prophets, but that they are impostors and
+liars?
+
+As for Jeremiah, he experienced none of those evils. He was taken into
+favour by Nebuchadnezzar, who gave him in charge to the captain of the
+guard (xxxix, 12), “Take him (said he) and look well to him, and do him
+no harm; but do unto him even as he shall say unto thee.” Jeremiah
+joined himself afterwards to Nebuchadnezzar, and went about prophesying
+for him against the Egyptians, who had marched to the relief of
+Jerusalem while it was besieged. Thus much for another of the lying
+prophets, and the book that bears his name.
+
+I have been the more particular in treating of the books ascribed to
+Isaiah and Jeremiah, because those two are spoken of in the books of
+Kings and Chronicles, which the others are not. The remainder of the
+books ascribed to the men called prophets I shall not trouble myself
+much about; but take them collectively into the observations I shall
+offer on the character of the men styled prophets.
+
+In the former part of the ‘Age of Reason,’ I have said that the word
+prophet was the Bible-word for poet, and that the flights and metaphors
+of Jewish poets have been foolishly erected into what are now called
+prophecies. I am sufficiently justified in this opinion, not only
+because the books called the prophecies are written in poetical
+language, but because there is no word in the Bible, except it be the
+word prophet, that describes what we mean by a poet. I have also said,
+that the word signified a performer upon musical instruments, of which
+I have given some instances; such as that of a company of prophets,
+prophesying with psalteries, with tabrets, with pipes, with harps,
+etc., and that Saul prophesied with them, 1 Sam. x., 5. It appears from
+this passage, and from other parts in the book of Samuel, that the word
+prophet was confined to signify poetry and music; for the person who
+was supposed to have a visionary insight into concealed things, was not
+a prophet but a seer, [I know not what is the Hebrew word that
+corresponds to the word seer in English; but I observe it is translated
+into French by Le Voyant, from the verb voir to see, and which means
+the person who sees, or the seer.—Author.]
+
+[The Hebrew word for Seer, in 1 Samuel ix., transliterated, is chozeh,
+the gazer, it is translated in Is. xlvii. 13, “the
+stargazers.”—Editor.] (i Sam, ix. 9;) and it was not till after the
+word seer went out of use (which most probably was when Saul banished
+those he called wizards) that the profession of the seer, or the art of
+seeing, became incorporated into the word prophet.
+
+According to the modern meaning of the word prophet and prophesying, it
+signifies foretelling events to a great distance of time; and it became
+necessary to the inventors of the gospel to give it this latitude of
+meaning, in order to apply or to stretch what they call the prophecies
+of the Old Testament, to the times of the New. But according to the Old
+Testament, the prophesying of the seer, and afterwards of the prophet,
+so far as the meaning of the word “seer” was incorporated into that of
+prophet, had reference only to things of the time then passing, or very
+closely connected with it; such as the event of a battle they were
+going to engage in, or of a journey, or of any enterprise they were
+going to undertake, or of any circumstance then pending, or of any
+difficulty they were then in; all of which had immediate reference to
+themselves (as in the case already mentioned of Ahaz and Isaiah with
+respect to the expression, Behold a virgin shall conceive and bear a
+son,) and not to any distant future time. It was that kind of
+prophesying that corresponds to what we call fortune-telling; such as
+casting nativities, predicting riches, fortunate or unfortunate
+marriages, conjuring for lost goods, etc.; and it is the fraud of the
+Christian church, not that of the Jews, and the ignorance and the
+superstition of modern, not that of ancient times, that elevated those
+poetical, musical, conjuring, dreaming, strolling gentry, into the rank
+they have since had.
+
+But, besides this general character of all the prophets, they had also
+a particular character. They were in parties, and they prophesied for
+or against, according to the party they were with; as the poetical and
+political writers of the present day write in defence of the party they
+associate with against the other.
+
+After the Jews were divided into two nations, that of Judah and that of
+Israel, each party had its prophets, who abused and accused each other
+of being false prophets, lying prophets, impostors, etc.
+
+The prophets of the party of Judah prophesied against the prophets of
+the party of Israel; and those of the party of Israel against those of
+Judah. This party prophesying showed itself immediately on the
+separation under the first two rival kings, Rehoboam and Jeroboam. The
+prophet that cursed, or prophesied against the altar that Jeroboam had
+built in Bethel, was of the party of Judah, where Rehoboam was king;
+and he was way-laid on his return home by a prophet of the party of
+Israel, who said unto him (i Kings xiii.) “Art thou the man of God that
+came from Judah? and he said, I am.” Then the prophet of the party of
+Israel said to him “I am a prophet also, as thou art, [signifying of
+Judah,] and an angel spake unto me by the word of the Lord, saying,
+Bring him back with thee unto thine house, that he may eat bread and
+drink water; but (says the 18th verse) he lied unto him.” The event,
+however, according to the story, is, that the prophet of Judah never
+got back to Judah; for he was found dead on the road by the contrivance
+of the prophet of Israel, who no doubt was called a true prophet by his
+own party, and the prophet of Judah a lying prophet.
+
+In 2 Kings, iii., a story is related of prophesying or conjuring that
+shews, in several particulars, the character of a prophet. Jehoshaphat
+king of Judah, and Joram king of Israel, had for a while ceased their
+party animosity, and entered into an alliance; and these two, together
+with the king of Edom, engaged in a war against the king of Moab. After
+uniting and marching their armies, the story says, they were in great
+distress for water, upon which Jehoshaphat said, “Is there not here a
+prophet of the Lord, that we may enquire of the Lord by him? and one of
+the servants of the king of Israel said here is Elisha. [Elisha was of
+the party of Judah.] And Jehoshaphat the king of Judah said, The word
+of the Lord is with him.” The story then says, that these three kings
+went down to Elisha; and when Elisha [who, as I have said, was a
+Judahmite prophet] saw the King of Israel, he said unto him, “What have
+I to do with thee, get thee to the prophets of thy father and the
+prophets of thy mother. Nay but, said the king of Israel, the Lord hath
+called these three kings together, to deliver them into the hands of
+the king of Moab,” (meaning because of the distress they were in for
+water;) upon which Elisha said, “As the Lord of hosts liveth before
+whom I stand, surely, were it not that I regard the presence of
+Jehoshaphat, king of Judah, I would not look towards thee nor see
+thee.” Here is all the venom and vulgarity of a party prophet. We are
+now to see the performance, or manner of prophesying.
+
+Ver. 15. “‘Bring me,’ (said Elisha), ‘a minstrel’; and it came to pass,
+when the minstrel played, that the hand of the Lord came upon him.”
+Here is the farce of the conjurer. Now for the prophecy: “And Elisha
+said, [singing most probably to the tune he was playing], Thus saith
+the Lord, Make this valley full of ditches;” which was just telling
+them what every countryman could have told them without either fiddle
+or farce, that the way to get water was to dig for it.
+
+But as every conjuror is not famous alike for the same thing, so
+neither were those prophets; for though all of them, at least those I
+have spoken of, were famous for lying, some of them excelled in
+cursing. Elisha, whom I have just mentioned, was a chief in this branch
+of prophesying; it was he that cursed the forty-two children in the
+name of the Lord, whom the two she-bears came and devoured. We are to
+suppose that those children were of the party of Israel; but as those
+who will curse will lie, there is just as much credit to be given to
+this story of Elisha’s two she-bears as there is to that of the Dragon
+of Wantley, of whom it is said:
+
+ Poor children three devoured be,
+ That could not with him grapple;
+ And at one sup he eat them up,
+ As a man would eat an apple.
+
+There was another description of men called prophets, that amused
+themselves with dreams and visions; but whether by night or by day we
+know not. These, if they were not quite harmless, were but little
+mischievous. Of this class are,
+
+EZEKIEL and DANIEL; and the first question upon these books, as upon
+all the others, is, Are they genuine? that is, were they written by
+Ezekiel and Daniel?
+
+Of this there is no proof; but so far as my own opinion goes, I am more
+inclined to believe they were, than that they were not. My reasons for
+this opinion are as follows: First, Because those books do not contain
+internal evidence to prove they were not written by Ezekiel and Daniel,
+as the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, Samuel, etc., prove they were
+not written by Moses, Joshua, Samuel, etc.
+
+Secondly, Because they were not written till after the Babylonish
+captivity began; and there is good reason to believe that not any book
+in the bible was written before that period; at least it is proveable,
+from the books themselves, as I have already shown, that they were not
+written till after the commencement of the Jewish monarchy.
+
+Thirdly, Because the manner in which the books ascribed to Ezekiel and
+Daniel are written, agrees with the condition these men were in at the
+time of writing them.
+
+Had the numerous commentators and priests, who have foolishly employed
+or wasted their time in pretending to expound and unriddle those books,
+been carred into captivity, as Ezekiel and Daniel were, it would
+greatly have improved their intellects in comprehending the reason for
+this mode of writing, and have saved them the trouble of racking their
+invention, as they have done to no purpose; for they would have found
+that themselves would be obliged to write whatever they had to write,
+respecting their own affairs, or those of their friends, or of their
+country, in a concealed manner, as those men have done.
+
+These two books differ from all the rest; for it is only these that are
+filled with accounts of dreams and visions: and this difference arose
+from the situation the writers were in as prisoners of war, or
+prisoners of state, in a foreign country, which obliged them to convey
+even the most trifling information to each other, and all their
+political projects or opinions, in obscure and metaphorical terms. They
+pretend to have dreamed dreams, and seen visions, because it was unsafe
+for them to speak facts or plain language. We ought, however, to
+suppose, that the persons to whom they wrote understood what they
+meant, and that it was not intended anybody else should. But these busy
+commentators and priests have been puzzling their wits to find out what
+it was not intended they should know, and with which they have nothing
+to do.
+
+Ezekiel and Daniel were carried prisoners to Babylon, under the first
+captivity, in the time of Jehoiakim, nine years before the second
+captivity in the time of Zedekiah. The Jews were then still numerous,
+and had considerable force at Jerusalem; and as it is natural to
+suppose that men in the situation of Ezekiel and Daniel would be
+meditating the recovery of their country, and their own deliverance, it
+is reasonable to suppose that the accounts of dreams and visions with
+which these books are filled, are no other than a disguised mode of
+correspondence to facilitate those objects: it served them as a cypher,
+or secret alphabet. If they are not this, they are tales, reveries, and
+nonsense; or at least a fanciful way of wearing off the wearisomeness
+of captivity; but the presumption is, they are the former.
+
+Ezekiel begins his book by speaking of a vision of cherubims, and of a
+wheel within a wheel, which he says he saw by the river Chebar, in the
+land of his captivity. Is it not reasonable to suppose that by the
+cherubims he meant the temple at Jerusalem, where they had figures of
+cherubims? and by a wheel within a wheel (which as a figure has always
+been understood to signify political contrivance) the project or means
+of recovering Jerusalem? In the latter part of his book he supposes
+himself transported to Jerusalem, and into the temple; and he refers
+back to the vision on the river Chebar, and says, (xliii- 3,) that this
+last vision was like the vision on the river Chebar; which indicates
+that those pretended dreams and visions had for their object the
+recovery of Jerusalem, and nothing further.
+
+As to the romantic interpretations and applications, wild as the dreams
+and visions they undertake to explain, which commentators and priests
+have made of those books, that of converting them into things which
+they call prophecies, and making them bend to times and circumstances
+as far remote even as the present day, it shows the fraud or the
+extreme folly to which credulity or priestcraft can go.
+
+Scarcely anything can be more absurd than to suppose that men situated
+as Ezekiel and Daniel were, whose country was over-run, and in the
+possession of the enemy, all their friends and relations in captivity
+abroad, or in slavery at home, or massacred, or in continual danger of
+it; scarcely any thing, I say, can be more absurd than to suppose that
+such men should find nothing to do but that of employing their time and
+their thoughts about what was to happen to other nations a thousand or
+two thousand years after they were dead; at the same time nothing more
+natural than that they should meditate the recovery of Jerusalem, and
+their own deliverance; and that this was the sole object of all the
+obscure and apparently frantic writing contained in those books.
+
+In this sense the mode of writing used in those two books being forced
+by necessity, and not adopted by choice, is not irrational; but, if we
+are to use the books as prophecies, they are false. In Ezekiel xxix.
+11., speaking of Egypt, it is said, “No foot of man shall pass through
+it, nor foot of beast pass through it; neither shall it be inhabited
+for forty years.” This is what never came to pass, and consequently it
+is false, as all the books I have already reviewed are.—I here close
+this part of the subject.
+
+In the former part of ‘The Age of Reason’ I have spoken of Jonah, and
+of the story of him and the whale.—A fit story for ridicule, if it was
+written to be believed; or of laughter, if it was intended to try what
+credulity could swallow; for, if it could swallow Jonah and the whale
+it could swallow anything.
+
+But, as is already shown in the observations on the book of Job and of
+Proverbs, it is not always certain which of the books in the Bible are
+originally Hebrew, or only translations from the books of the Gentiles
+into Hebrew; and, as the book of Jonah, so far from treating of the
+affairs of the Jews, says nothing upon that subject, but treats
+altogether of the Gentiles, it is more probable that it is a book of
+the Gentiles than of the Jews, [I have read in an ancient Persian poem
+(Saadi, I believe, but have mislaid the reference) this phrase: “And
+now the whale swallowed Jonah: the sun set.”—Editor.] and that it has
+been written as a fable to expose the nonsense, and satyrize the
+vicious and malignant character, of a Bible-prophet, or a predicting
+priest.
+
+Jonah is represented, first as a disobedient prophet, running away from
+his mission, and taking shelter aboard a vessel of the Gentiles, bound
+from Joppa to Tarshish; as if he ignorantly supposed, by such a paltry
+contrivance, he could hide himself where God could not find him. The
+vessel is overtaken by a storm at sea; and the mariners, all of whom
+are Gentiles, believing it to be a judgement on account of some one on
+board who had committed a crime, agreed to cast lots to discover the
+offender; and the lot fell upon Jonah. But before this they had cast
+all their wares and merchandise over-board to lighten the vessel, while
+Jonah, like a stupid fellow, was fast asleep in the hold.
+
+After the lot had designated Jonah to be the offender, they questioned
+him to know who and what he was? and he told them he was an Hebrew; and
+the story implies that he confessed himself to be guilty. But these
+Gentiles, instead of sacrificing him at once without pity or mercy, as
+a company of Bible-prophets or priests would have done by a Gentile in
+the same case, and as it is related Samuel had done by Agag, and Moses
+by the women and children, they endeavoured to save him, though at the
+risk of their own lives: for the account says, “Nevertheless [that is,
+though Jonah was a Jew and a foreigner, and the cause of all their
+misfortunes, and the loss of their cargo] the men rowed hard to bring
+the boat to land, but they could not, for the sea wrought and was
+tempestuous against them.” Still however they were unwilling to put the
+fate of the lot into execution; and they cried, says the account, unto
+the Lord, saying, “We beseech thee, O Lord, let us not perish for this
+man’s life, and lay not upon us innocent blood; for thou, O Lord, hast
+done as it pleased thee.” Meaning thereby, that they did not presume to
+judge Jonah guilty, since that he might be innocent; but that they
+considered the lot that had fallen upon him as a decree of God, or as
+it pleased God. The address of this prayer shows that the Gentiles
+worshipped one Supreme Being, and that they were not idolaters as the
+Jews represented them to be. But the storm still continuing, and the
+danger encreasing, they put the fate of the lot into execution, and
+cast Jonah in the sea; where, according to the story, a great fish
+swallowed him up whole and alive!
+
+We have now to consider Jonah securely housed from the storm in the
+fish’s belly. Here we are told that he prayed; but the prayer is a
+made-up prayer, taken from various parts of the Psalms, without
+connection or consistency, and adapted to the distress, but not at all
+to the condition that Jonah was in. It is such a prayer as a Gentile,
+who might know something of the Psalms, could copy out for him. This
+circumstance alone, were there no other, is sufficient to indicate that
+the whole is a made-up story. The prayer, however, is supposed to have
+answered the purpose, and the story goes on, (taking-off at the same
+time the cant language of a Bible-prophet,) saying, “The Lord spake
+unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon dry land.”
+
+Jonah then received a second mission to Nineveh, with which he sets
+out; and we have now to consider him as a preacher. The distress he is
+represented to have suffered, the remembrance of his own disobedience
+as the cause of it, and the miraculous escape he is supposed to have
+had, were sufficient, one would conceive, to have impressed him with
+sympathy and benevolence in the execution of his mission; but, instead
+of this, he enters the city with denunciation and malediction in his
+mouth, crying, “Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown.”
+
+We have now to consider this supposed missionary in the last act of his
+mission; and here it is that the malevolent spirit of a Bible-prophet,
+or of a predicting priest, appears in all that blackness of character
+that men ascribe to the being they call the devil.
+
+Having published his predictions, he withdrew, says the story, to the
+east side of the city.—But for what? not to contemplate in retirement
+the mercy of his Creator to himself or to others, but to wait, with
+malignant impatience, the destruction of Nineveh. It came to pass,
+however, as the story relates, that the Ninevites reformed, and that
+God, according to the Bible phrase, repented him of the evil he had
+said he would do unto them, and did it not. This, saith the first verse
+of the last chapter, displeased Jonah exceedingly and he was very
+angry. His obdurate heart would rather that all Nineveh should be
+destroyed, and every soul, young and old, perish in its ruins, than
+that his prediction should not be fulfilled. To expose the character of
+a prophet still more, a gourd is made to grow up in the night, that
+promises him an agreeable shelter from the heat of the sun, in the
+place to which he is retired; and the next morning it dies.
+
+Here the rage of the prophet becomes excessive, and he is ready to
+destroy himself. “It is better, said he, for me to die than to live.”
+This brings on a supposed expostulation between the Almighty and the
+prophet; in which the former says, “Doest thou well to be angry for the
+gourd? And Jonah said, I do well to be angry even unto death. Then said
+the Lord, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for which thou hast not
+laboured, neither madest it to grow, which came up in a night, and
+perished in a night; and should not I spare Nineveh, that great city,
+in which are more than threescore thousand persons, that cannot discern
+between their right hand and their left?”
+
+Here is both the winding up of the satire, and the moral of the fable.
+As a satire, it strikes against the character of all the
+Bible-prophets, and against all the indiscriminate judgements upon men,
+women and children, with which this lying book, the bible, is crowded;
+such as Noah’s flood, the destruction of the cities of Sodom and
+Gomorrah, the extirpation of the Canaanites, even to suckling infants,
+and women with child; because the same reflection ‘that there are more
+than threescore thousand persons that cannot discern between their
+right hand and their left,’ meaning young children, applies to all
+their cases. It satirizes also the supposed partiality of the Creator
+for one nation more than for another.
+
+As a moral, it preaches against the malevolent spirit of prediction;
+for as certainly as a man predicts ill, he becomes inclined to wish it.
+The pride of having his judgment right hardens his heart, till at last
+he beholds with satisfaction, or sees with disappointment, the
+accomplishment or the failure of his predictions.—This book ends with
+the same kind of strong and well-directed point against prophets,
+prophecies and indiscriminate judgements, as the chapter that Benjamin
+Franklin made for the Bible, about Abraham and the stranger, ends
+against the intolerant spirit of religious persecutions—Thus much for
+the book Jonah. [The story of Abraham and the Fire-worshipper, ascribed
+to Franklin, is from Saadi. (See my “Sacred Anthology,” p. 61.) Paine
+has often been called a “mere scoffer,” but he seems to have been among
+the first to treat with dignity the book of Jonah, so especially liable
+to the ridicule of superficial readers, and discern in it the highest
+conception of Deity known to the Old Testament.—Editor.]
+
+Of the poetical parts of the Bible, that are called prophecies, I have
+spoken in the former part of ‘The Age of Reason,’ and already in this,
+where I have said that the word for prophet is the Bible-word for Poet,
+and that the flights and metaphors of those poets, many of which have
+become obscure by the lapse of time and the change of circumstances,
+have been ridiculously erected into things called prophecies, and
+applied to purposes the writers never thought of. When a priest quotes
+any of those passages, he unriddles it agreeably to his own views, and
+imposes that explanation upon his congregation as the meaning of the
+writer. The whore of Babylon has been the common whore of all the
+priests, and each has accused the other of keeping the strumpet; so
+well do they agree in their explanations.
+
+There now remain only a few books, which they call books of the lesser
+prophets; and as I have already shown that the greater are impostors,
+it would be cowardice to disturb the repose of the little ones. Let
+them sleep, then, in the arms of their nurses, the priests, and both be
+forgotten together.
+
+I have now gone through the Bible, as a man would go through a wood
+with an axe on his shoulder, and fell trees. Here they lie; and the
+priests, if they can, may replant them. They may, perhaps, stick them
+in the ground, but they will never make them grow.—I pass on to the
+books of the New Testament.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+THE NEW TESTAMENT
+
+
+The New Testament, they tell us, is founded upon the prophecies of the
+Old; if so, it must follow the fate of its foundation.
+
+As it is nothing extraordinary that a woman should be with child before
+she was married, and that the son she might bring forth should be
+executed, even unjustly, I see no reason for not believing that such a
+woman as Mary, and such a man as Joseph, and Jesus, existed; their mere
+existence is a matter of indifference, about which there is no ground
+either to believe or to disbelieve, and which comes under the common
+head of, It may be so, and what then? The probability however is that
+there were such persons, or at least such as resembled them in part of
+the circumstances, because almost all romantic stories have been
+suggested by some actual circumstance; as the adventures of Robinson
+Crusoe, not a word of which is true, were suggested by the case of
+Alexander Selkirk.
+
+It is not then the existence or the non-existence, of the persons that
+I trouble myself about; it is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told in the
+New Testament, and the wild and visionary doctrine raised thereon,
+against which I contend. The story, taking it as it is told, is
+blasphemously obscene. It gives an account of a young woman engaged to
+be married, and while under this engagement, she is, to speak plain
+language, debauched by a ghost, under the impious pretence, (Luke i.
+35,) that “the Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the
+Highest shall overshadow thee.” Notwithstanding which, Joseph
+afterwards marries her, cohabits with her as his wife, and in his turn
+rivals the ghost. This is putting the story into intelligible language,
+and when told in this manner, there is not a priest but must be ashamed
+to own it. [Mary, the supposed virgin, mother of Jesus, had several
+other children, sons and daughters. See Matt. xiii. 55, 56.—Author.]
+
+Obscenity in matters of faith, however wrapped up, is always a token of
+fable and imposture; for it is necessary to our serious belief in God,
+that we do not connect it with stories that run, as this does, into
+ludicrous interpretations. This story is, upon the face of it, the same
+kind of story as that of Jupiter and Leda, or Jupiter and Europa, or
+any of the amorous adventures of Jupiter; and shews, as is already
+stated in the former part of ‘The Age of Reason,’ that the Christian
+faith is built upon the heathen Mythology.
+
+As the historical parts of the New Testament, so far as concerns Jesus
+Christ, are confined to a very short space of time, less than two
+years, and all within the same country, and nearly to the same spot,
+the discordance of time, place, and circumstance, which detects the
+fallacy of the books of the Old Testament, and proves them to be
+impositions, cannot be expected to be found here in the same abundance.
+The New Testament compared with the Old, is like a farce of one act, in
+which there is not room for very numerous violations of the unities.
+There are, however, some glaring contradictions, which, exclusive of
+the fallacy of the pretended prophecies, are sufficient to show the
+story of Jesus Christ to be false.
+
+I lay it down as a position which cannot be controverted, first, that
+the agreement of all the parts of a story does not prove that story to
+be true, because the parts may agree, and the whole may be false;
+secondly, that the disagreement of the parts of a story proves the
+whole cannot be true. The agreement does not prove truth, but the
+disagreement proves falsehood positively.
+
+The history of Jesus Christ is contained in the four books ascribed to
+Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.—The first chapter of Matthew begins with
+giving a genealogy of Jesus Christ; and in the third chapter of Luke
+there is also given a genealogy of Jesus Christ. Did these two agree,
+it would not prove the genealogy to be true, because it might
+nevertheless be a fabrication; but as they contradict each other in
+every particular, it proves falsehood absolutely. If Matthew speaks
+truth, Luke speaks falsehood; and if Luke speaks truth, Matthew speaks
+falsehood: and as there is no authority for believing one more than the
+other, there is no authority for believing either; and if they cannot
+be believed even in the very first thing they say, and set out to
+prove, they are not entitled to be believed in any thing they say
+afterwards. Truth is an uniform thing; and as to inspiration and
+revelation, were we to admit it, it is impossible to suppose it can be
+contradictory. Either then the men called apostles were imposters, or
+the books ascribed to them have been written by other persons, and
+fathered upon them, as is the case in the Old Testament.
+
+The book of Matthew gives (i. 6), a genealogy by name from David, up,
+through Joseph, the husband of Mary, to Christ; and makes there to be
+twent eight generations. The book of Luke gives also a genealogy by
+name from Christ, through Joseph the husband of Mary, down to David,
+and makes there to be forty-three generations; besides which, there is
+only the two names of David and Joseph that are alike in the two
+lists.—I here insert both genealogical lists, and for the sake of
+perspicuity and comparison, have placed them both in the same
+direction, that is, from Joseph down to David.
+
+
+ Genealogy, according to Genealogy, according to
+ Matthew. Luke.
+
+ Christ Christ
+ 2 Joseph 2 Joseph
+ 3 Jacob 3 Heli
+ 4 Matthan 4 Matthat
+ 5 Eleazer 5 Levi
+ 6 Eliud 6 Melchl
+ 7 Achim 7 Janna
+ 8 Sadoc 8 Joseph
+ 9 Azor 9 Mattathias
+ 10 Eliakim 10 Amos
+ 11 Abiud 11 Naum
+ 12 Zorobabel 12 Esli
+ 13 Salathiel 13 Nagge
+ 14 Jechonias 14 Maath
+ 15 Josias 15 Mattathias
+ 16 Amon 16 Semei
+ 17 Manasses 17 Joseph
+ 18 Ezekias 18 Juda
+ 19 Achaz 19 Joanna
+ 20 Joatham 20 Rhesa
+ 21 Ozias 21 Zorobabel
+ 22 Joram 22 Salathiel
+ 23 Josaphat 23 Neri
+ 24 Asa 24 Melchi
+ 25 Abia 25 Addi
+ 26 Roboam 26 Cosam
+ 27 Solomon 27 Elmodam
+ 28 David * 28 Er
+ 29 Jose
+ 30 Eliezer
+ 31 Jorim
+ 32 Matthat
+ 33 Levi
+ 34 Simeon
+ 35 Juda
+ 36 Joseph
+ 37 Jonan
+ 38 Eliakim
+ 39 Melea
+ 40 Menan
+ 41 Mattatha
+ 42 Nathan
+ 43 David
+
+
+[NOTE: * From the birth of David to the birth of Christ is upwards of
+1080 years; and as the life-time of Christ is not included, there are
+but 27 full generations. To find therefore the average age of each
+person mentioned in the list, at the time his first son was born, it is
+only necessary to divide 1080 by 27, which gives 40 years for each
+person. As the life-time of man was then but of the same extent it is
+now, it is an absurdity to suppose, that 27 following generations
+should all be old bachelors, before they married; and the more so, when
+we are told that Solomon, the next in succession to David, had a house
+full of wives and mistresses before he was twenty-one years of age. So
+far from this genealogy being a solemn truth, it is not even a
+reasonable lie. The list of Luke gives about twenty-six years for the
+average age, and this is too much.—Author.]
+
+Now, if these men, Matthew and Luke, set out with a falsehood between
+them (as these two accounts show they do) in the very commencement of
+their history of Jesus Christ, and of who, and of what he was, what
+authority (as I have before asked) is there left for believing the
+strange things they tell us afterwards? If they cannot be believed in
+their account of his natural genealogy, how are we to believe them when
+they tell us he was the son of God, begotten by a ghost; and that an
+angel announced this in secret to his mother? If they lied in one
+genealogy, why are we to believe them in the other? If his natural
+genealogy be manufactured, which it certainly is, why are we not to
+suppose that his celestial genealogy is manufactured also, and that the
+whole is fabulous? Can any man of serious reflection hazard his future
+happiness upon the belief of a story naturally impossible, repugnant to
+every idea of decency, and related by persons already detected of
+falsehood? Is it not more safe that we stop ourselves at the plain,
+pure, and unmixed belief of one God, which is deism, than that we
+commit ourselves on an ocean of improbable, irrational, indecent, and
+contradictory tales?
+
+The first question, however, upon the books of the New Testament, as
+upon those of the Old, is, Are they genuine? were they written by the
+persons to whom they are ascribed? For it is upon this ground only that
+the strange things related therein have been credited. Upon this point,
+there is no direct proof for or against; and all that this state of a
+case proves is doubtfulness; and doubtfulness is the opposite of
+belief. The state, therefore, that the books are in, proves against
+themselves as far as this kind of proof can go.
+
+But, exclusive of this, the presumption is that the books called the
+Evangelists, and ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, were not
+written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John; and that they are
+impositions. The disordered state of the history in these four books,
+the silence of one book upon matters related in the other, and the
+disagreement that is to be found among them, implies that they are the
+productions of some unconnected individuals, many years after the
+things they pretend to relate, each of whom made his own legend; and
+not the writings of men living intimately together, as the men called
+apostles are supposed to have done: in fine, that they have been
+manufactured, as the books of the Old Testament have been, by other
+persons than those whose names they bear.
+
+The story of the angel announcing what the church calls the immaculate
+conception, is not so much as mentioned in the books ascribed to Mark,
+and John; and is differently related in Matthew and Luke. The former
+says the angel, appeared to Joseph; the latter says, it was to Mary;
+but either Joseph or Mary was the worst evidence that could have been
+thought of; for it was others that should have testified for them, and
+not they for themselves. Were any girl that is now with child to say,
+and even to swear it, that she was gotten with child by a ghost, and
+that an angel told her so, would she be believed? Certainly she would
+not. Why then are we to believe the same thing of another girl whom we
+never saw, told by nobody knows who, nor when, nor where? How strange
+and inconsistent is it, that the same circumstance that would weaken
+the belief even of a probable story, should be given as a motive for
+believing this one, that has upon the face of it every token of
+absolute impossibility and imposture.
+
+The story of Herod destroying all the children under two years old,
+belongs altogether to the book of Matthew; not one of the rest mentions
+anything about it. Had such a circumstance been true, the universality
+of it must have made it known to all the writers, and the thing would
+have been too striking to have been omitted by any. This writer tell
+us, that Jesus escaped this slaughter, because Joseph and Mary were
+warned by an angel to flee with him into Egypt; but he forgot to make
+provision for John [the Baptist], who was then under two years of age.
+John, however, who staid behind, fared as well as Jesus, who fled; and
+therefore the story circumstantially belies itself.
+
+Not any two of these writers agree in reciting, exactly in the same
+words, the written inscription, short as it is, which they tell us was
+put over Christ when he was crucified; and besides this, Mark says, He
+was crucified at the third hour, (nine in the morning;) and John says
+it was the sixth hour, (twelve at noon.) [According to John, (xix. 14)
+the sentence was not passed till about the sixth hour (noon,) and
+consequently the execution could not be till the afternoon; but Mark
+(xv. 25) Says expressly that he was crucified at the third hour, (nine
+in the morning,)—Author.]
+
+The inscription is thus stated in those books:
+
+Matthew—This is Jesus the king of the Jews. Mark—The king of the Jews.
+Luke—This is the king of the Jews. John—Jesus of Nazareth the king of
+the Jews.
+
+We may infer from these circumstances, trivial as they are, that those
+writers, whoever they were, and in whatever time they lived, were not
+present at the scene. The only one of the men called apostles who
+appears to have been near to the spot was Peter, and when he was
+accused of being one of Jesus’s followers, it is said, (Matthew xxvi.
+74,) “Then Peter began to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the
+man:” yet we are now called to believe the same Peter, convicted, by
+their own account, of perjury. For what reason, or on what authority,
+should we do this?
+
+The accounts that are given of the circumstances, that they tell us
+attended the crucifixion, are differently related in those four books.
+
+The book ascribed to Matthew says ‘there was darkness over all the land
+from the sixth hour unto the ninth hour—that the veil of the temple was
+rent in twain from the top to the bottom—that there was an
+earthquake—that the rocks rent—that the graves opened, that the bodies
+of many of the saints that slept arose and came out of their graves
+after the resurrection, and went into the holy city and appeared unto
+many.’ Such is the account which this dashing writer of the book of
+Matthew gives, but in which he is not supported by the writers of the
+other books.
+
+The writer of the book ascribed to Mark, in detailing the circumstances
+of the crucifixion, makes no mention of any earthquake, nor of the
+rocks rending, nor of the graves opening, nor of the dead men walking
+out. The writer of the book of Luke is silent also upon the same
+points. And as to the writer of the book of John, though he details all
+the circumstances of the crucifixion down to the burial of Christ, he
+says nothing about either the darkness—the veil of the temple—the
+earthquake—the rocks—the graves—nor the dead men.
+
+Now if it had been true that these things had happened, and if the
+writers of these books had lived at the time they did happen, and had
+been the persons they are said to be—namely, the four men called
+apostles, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John,—it was not possible for them,
+as true historians, even without the aid of inspiration, not to have
+recorded them. The things, supposing them to have been facts, were of
+too much notoriety not to have been known, and of too much importance
+not to have been told. All these supposed apostles must have been
+witnesses of the earthquake, if there had been any, for it was not
+possible for them to have been absent from it: the opening of the
+graves and resurrection of the dead men, and their walking about the
+city, is of still greater importance than the earthquake. An earthquake
+is always possible, and natural, and proves nothing; but this opening
+of the graves is supernatural, and directly in point to their doctrine,
+their cause, and their apostleship. Had it been true, it would have
+filled up whole chapters of those books, and been the chosen theme and
+general chorus of all the writers; but instead of this, little and
+trivial things, and mere prattling conversation of ‘he said this and
+she said that’ are often tediously detailed, while this most important
+of all, had it been true, is passed off in a slovenly manner by a
+single dash of the pen, and that by one writer only, and not so much as
+hinted at by the rest.
+
+It is an easy thing to tell a lie, but it is difficult to support the
+lie after it is told. The writer of the book of Matthew should have
+told us who the saints were that came to life again, and went into the
+city, and what became of them afterwards, and who it was that saw them;
+for he is not hardy enough to say that he saw them himself;—whether
+they came out naked, and all in natural buff, he-saints and she-saints,
+or whether they came full dressed, and where they got their dresses;
+whether they went to their former habitations, and reclaimed their
+wives, their husbands, and their property, and how they were received;
+whether they entered ejectments for the recovery of their possessions,
+or brought actions of crim. con. against the rival interlopers; whether
+they remained on earth, and followed their former occupation of
+preaching or working; or whether they died again, or went back to their
+graves alive, and buried themselves.
+
+Strange indeed, that an army of saints should retum to life, and nobody
+know who they were, nor who it was that saw them, and that not a word
+more should be said upon the subject, nor these saints have any thing
+to tell us! Had it been the prophets who (as we are told) had formerly
+prophesied of these things, they must have had a great deal to say.
+They could have told us everything, and we should have had posthumous
+prophecies, with notes and commentaries upon the first, a little better
+at least than we have now. Had it been Moses, and Aaron, and Joshua,
+and Samuel, and David, not an unconverted Jew had remained in all
+Jerusalem. Had it been John the Baptist, and the saints of the times
+then present, everybody would have known them, and they would have
+out-preached and out-famed all the other apostles. But, instead of
+this, these saints are made to pop up, like Jonah’s gourd in the night,
+for no purpose at all but to wither in the morning.—Thus much for this
+part of the story.
+
+The tale of the resurrection follows that of the crucifixion; and in
+this as well as in that, the writers, whoever they were, disagree so
+much as to make it evident that none of them were there.
+
+The book of Matthew states, that when Christ was put in the sepulchre
+the Jews applied to Pilate for a watch or a guard to be placed over the
+septilchre, to prevent the body being stolen by the disciples; and that
+in consequence of this request the sepulchre was made sure, sealing the
+stone that covered the mouth, and setting a watch. But the other books
+say nothing about this application, nor about the sealing, nor the
+guard, nor the watch; and according to their accounts, there were none.
+Matthew, however, follows up this part of the story of the guard or the
+watch with a second part, that I shall notice in the conclusion, as it
+serves to detect the fallacy of those books.
+
+The book of Matthew continues its account, and says, (xxviii. 1,) that
+at the end of the Sabbath, as it began to dawn, towards the first day
+of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary, to see the
+sepulchre. Mark says it was sun-rising, and John says it was dark. Luke
+says it was Mary Magdalene and Joanna, and Mary the mother of James,
+and other women, that came to the sepulchre; and John states that Mary
+Magdalene came alone. So well do they agree about their first evidence!
+They all, however, appear to have known most about Mary Magdalene; she
+was a woman of large acquaintance, and it was not an ill conjecture
+that she might be upon the stroll. [The Bishop of Llandaff, in his
+famous “Apology,” censured Paine severely for this insinuation against
+Mary Magdalene, but the censure really falls on our English version,
+which, by a chapter-heading (Luke vii.), has unwarrantably identified
+her as the sinful woman who anointed Jesus, and irrevocably branded
+her.—Editor.]
+
+The book of Matthew goes on to say (ver. 2): “And behold there was a
+great earthquake, for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and
+came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it” But the
+other books say nothing about any earthquake, nor about the angel
+rolling back the stone, and sitting upon it and, according to their
+account, there was no angel sitting there. Mark says the angel [Mark
+says “a young man,” and Luke “two men.”—Editor.] was within the
+sepulchre, sitting on the right side. Luke says there were two, and
+they were both standing up; and John says they were both sitting down,
+one at the head and the other at the feet.
+
+Matthew says, that the angel that was sitting upon the stone on the
+outside of the sepulchre told the two Marys that Christ was risen, and
+that the women went away quickly. Mark says, that the women, upon
+seeing the stone rolled away, and wondering at it, went into the
+sepulchre, and that it was the angel that was sitting within on the
+right side, that told them so. Luke says, it was the two angels that
+were Standing up; and John says, it was Jesus Christ himself that told
+it to Mary Magdalene; and that she did not go into the sepulchre, but
+only stooped down and looked in.
+
+Now, if the writers of these four books had gone into a court of
+justice to prove an alibi, (for it is of the nature of an alibi that is
+here attempted to be proved, namely, the absence of a dead body by
+supernatural means,) and had they given their evidence in the same
+contradictory manner as it is here given, they would have been in
+danger of having their ears cropt for perjury, and would have justly
+deserved it. Yet this is the evidence, and these are the books, that
+have been imposed upon the world as being given by divine inspiration,
+and as the unchangeable word of God.
+
+The writer of the book of Matthew, after giving this account, relates a
+story that is not to be found in any of the other books, and which is
+the same I have just before alluded to. “Now,” says he, [that is, after
+the conversation the women had had with the angel sitting upon the
+stone,] “behold some of the watch [meaning the watch that he had said
+had been placed over the sepulchre] came into the city, and shewed unto
+the chief priests all the things that were done; and when they were
+assembled with the elders and had taken counsel, they gave large money
+unto the soldiers, saying, Say ye, that his disciples came by night,
+and stole him away while we slept; and if this come to the governor’s
+ears, we will persuade him, and secure you. So they took the money, and
+did as they were taught; and this saying [that his disciples stole him
+away] is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.”
+
+The expression, until this day, is an evidence that the book ascribed
+to Matthew was not written by Matthew, and that it has been
+manufactured long after the times and things of which it pretends to
+treat; for the expression implies a great length of intervening time.
+It would be inconsistent in us to speak in this manner of any thing
+happening in our own time. To give, therefore, intelligible meaning to
+the expression, we must suppose a lapse of some generations at least,
+for this manner of speaking carries the mind back to ancient time.
+
+The absurdity also of the story is worth noticing; for it shows the
+writer of the book of Matthew to have been an exceeding weak and
+foolish man. He tells a story that contradicts itself in point of
+possibility; for though the guard, if there were any, might be made to
+say that the body was taken away while they were asleep, and to give
+that as a reason for their not having prevented it, that same sleep
+must also have prevented their knowing how, and by whom, it was done;
+and yet they are made to say that it was the disciples who did it. Were
+a man to tender his evidence of something that he should say was done,
+and of the manner of doing it, and of the person who did it, while he
+was asleep, and could know nothing of the matter, such evidence could
+not be received: it will do well enough for Testament evidence, but not
+for any thing where truth is concerned.
+
+I come now to that part of the evidence in those books, that respects
+the pretended appearance of Christ after this pretended resurrection.
+
+The writer of the book of Matthew relates, that the angel that was
+sitting on the stone at the mouth of the sepulchre, said to the two
+Marys (xxviii. 7), “Behold Christ is gone before you into Galilee,
+there ye shall see him; lo, I have told you.” And the same writer at
+the next two verses (8, 9,) makes Christ himself to speak to the same
+purpose to these women immediately after the angel had told it to them,
+and that they ran quickly to tell it to the disciples; and it is said
+(ver. 16), “Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a
+mountain where Jesus had appointed them; and, when they saw him, they
+worshipped him.”
+
+But the writer of the book of John tells us a story very different to
+this; for he says (xx. 19) “Then the same day at evening, being the
+first day of the week, [that is, the same day that Christ is said to
+have risen,] when the doors were shut, where the disciples were
+assembled, for fear of the Jews, came Jesus and stood in the midst of
+them.”
+
+According to Matthew the eleven were marching to Galilee, to meet Jesus
+in a mountain, by his own appointment, at the very time when, according
+to John, they were assembled in another place, and that not by
+appointment, but in secret, for fear of the Jews.
+
+The writer of the book of Luke xxiv. 13, 33-36, contradicts that of
+Matthew more pointedly than John does; for he says expressly, that the
+meeting was in Jerusalem the evening of the same day that he (Christ)
+rose, and that the eleven were there.
+
+Now, it is not possible, unless we admit these supposed disciples the
+right of wilful lying, that the writers of these books could be any of
+the eleven persons called disciples; for if, according to Matthew, the
+eleven went into Galilee to meet Jesus in a mountain by his own
+appointment, on the same day that he is said to have risen, Luke and
+John must have been two of that eleven; yet the writer of Luke says
+expressly, and John implies as much, that the meeting was that same
+day, in a house in Jerusalem; and, on the other hand, if, according to
+Luke and John, the eleven were assembled in a house in Jerusalem,
+Matthew must have been one of that eleven; yet Matthew says the meeting
+was in a mountain in Galilee, and consequently the evidence given in
+those books destroy each other.
+
+The writer of the book of Mark says nothing about any meeting in
+Galilee; but he says (xvi. 12) that Christ, after his resurrection,
+appeared in another form to two of them, as they walked into the
+country, and that these two told it to the residue, who would not
+believe them. [This belongs to the late addition to Mark, which
+originally ended with xvi. 8.—Editor.] Luke also tells a story, in
+which he keeps Christ employed the whole of the day of this pretended
+resurrection, until the evening, and which totally invalidates the
+account of going to the mountain in Galilee. He says, that two of them,
+without saying which two, went that same day to a village called
+Emmaus, three score furlongs (seven miles and a half) from Jerusalem,
+and that Christ in disguise went with them, and stayed with them unto
+the evening, and supped with them, and then vanished out of their
+sight, and reappeared that same evening, at the meeting of the eleven
+in Jerusalem.
+
+This is the contradictory manner in which the evidence of this
+pretended reappearance of Christ is stated: the only point in which the
+writers agree, is the skulking privacy of that reappearance; for
+whether it was in the recess of a mountain in Galilee, or in a shut-up
+house in Jerusalem, it was still skulking. To what cause then are we to
+assign this skulking? On the one hand, it is directly repugnant to the
+supposed or pretended end, that of convincing the world that Christ was
+risen; and, on the other hand, to have asserted the publicity of it
+would have exposed the writers of those books to public detection; and,
+therefore, they have been under the necessity of making it a private
+affair.
+
+As to the account of Christ being seen by more than five hundred at
+once, it is Paul only who says it, and not the five hundred who say it
+for themselves. It is, therefore, the testimony of but one man, and
+that too of a man, who did not, according to the same account, believe
+a word of the matter himself at the time it is said to have happened.
+His evidence, supposing him to have been the writer of Corinthians xv.,
+where this account is given, is like that of a man who comes into a
+court of justice to swear that what he had sworn before was false. A
+man may often see reason, and he has too always the right of changing
+his opinion; but this liberty does not extend to matters of fact.
+
+I now come to the last scene, that of the ascension into heaven.—Here
+all fear of the Jews, and of every thing else, must necessarily have
+been out of the question: it was that which, if true, was to seal the
+whole; and upon which the reality of the future mission of the
+disciples was to rest for proof. Words, whether declarations or
+promises, that passed in private, either in the recess of a mountain in
+Galilee, or in a shut-up house in Jerusalem, even supposing them to
+have been spoken, could not be evidence in public; it was therefore
+necessary that this last scene should preclude the possibility of
+denial and dispute; and that it should be, as I have stated in the
+former part of ‘The Age of Reason,’ as public and as visible as the sun
+at noon-day; at least it ought to have been as public as the
+crucifixion is reported to have been.—But to come to the point.
+
+In the first place, the writer of the book of Matthew does not say a
+syllable about it; neither does the writer of the book of John. This
+being the case, is it possible to suppose that those writers, who
+affect to be even minute in other matters, would have been silent upon
+this, had it been true? The writer of the book of Mark passes it off in
+a careless, slovenly manner, with a single dash of the pen, as if he
+was tired of romancing, or ashamed of the story. So also does the
+writer of Luke. And even between these two, there is not an apparent
+agreement, as to the place where this final parting is said to have
+been. [The last nine verses of Mark being ungenuine, the story of the
+ascension rests exclusively on the words in Luke xxiv. 51, “was carried
+up into heaven,”—words omitted by several ancient authorities.—Editor.]
+
+The book of Mark says that Christ appeared to the eleven as they sat at
+meat, alluding to the meeting of the eleven at Jerusalem: he then
+states the conversation that he says passed at that meeting; and
+immediately after says (as a school-boy would finish a dull story,) “So
+then, after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into
+heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.” But the writer of Luke says,
+that the ascension was from Bethany; that he (Christ) led them out as
+far as Bethany, and was parted from them there, and was carried up into
+heaven. So also was Mahomet: and, as to Moses, the apostle Jude says,
+ver. 9. That ‘Michael and the devil disputed about his body.’ While we
+believe such fables as these, or either of them, we believe unworthily
+of the Almighty.
+
+I have now gone through the examination of the four books ascribed to
+Matthew, Mark, Luke and John; and when it is considered that the whole
+space of time, from the crucifixion to what is called the ascension, is
+but a few days, apparently not more than three or four, and that all
+the circumstances are reported to have happened nearly about the same
+spot, Jerusalem, it is, I believe, impossible to find in any story upon
+record so many and such glaring absurdities, contradictions, and
+falsehoods, as are in those books. They are more numerous and striking
+than I had any expectation of finding, when I began this examination,
+and far more so than I had any idea of when I wrote the former part of
+‘The Age of Reason.’ I had then neither Bible nor Testament to refer
+to, nor could I procure any. My own situation, even as to existence,
+was becoming every day more precarious; and as I was willing to leave
+something behind me upon the subject, I was obliged to be quick and
+concise. The quotations I then made were from memory only, but they are
+correct; and the opinions I have advanced in that work are the effect
+of the most clear and long-established conviction,—that the Bible and
+the Testament are impositions upon the world;—that the fall of man, the
+account of Jesus Christ being the Son of God, and of his dying to
+appease the wrath of God, and of salvation by that strange means, are
+all fabulous inventions, dishonourable to the wisdom and power of the
+Almighty;—that the only true religion is deism, by which I then meant
+and now mean the belief of one God, and an imitation of his moral
+character, or the practice of what are called moral virtues;—and that
+it was upon this only (so far as religion is concerned) that I rested
+all my hopes of happiness hereafter. So say I now—and so help me God.
+
+But to retum to the subject.—Though it is impossible, at this distance
+of time, to ascertain as a fact who were the writers of those four
+books (and this alone is sufficient to hold them in doubt, and where we
+doubt we do not believe) it is not difficult to ascertain negatively
+that they were not written by the persons to whom they are ascribed.
+The contradictions in those books demonstrate two things:
+
+First, that the writers cannot have been eye-witnesses and
+ear-witnesses of the matters they relate, or they would have related
+them without those contradictions; and, consequently that the books
+have not been written by the persons called apostles, who are supposed
+to have been witnesses of this kind.
+
+Secondly, that the writers, whoever they were, have not acted in
+concerted imposition, but each writer separately and individually for
+himself, and without the knowledge of the other.
+
+The same evidence that applies to prove the one, applies equally to
+prove both cases; that is, that the books were not written by the men
+called apostles, and also that they are not a concerted imposition. As
+to inspiration, it is altogether out of the question; we may as well
+attempt to unite truth and falsehood, as inspiration and contradiction.
+
+If four men are eye-witnesses and ear-witnesses to a scene, they will
+without any concert between them, agree as to time and place, when and
+where that scene happened. Their individual knowledge of the thing,
+each one knowing it for himself, renders concert totally unnecessary;
+the one will not say it was in a mountain in the country, and the other
+at a house in town; the one will not say it was at sunrise, and the
+other that it was dark. For in whatever place it was and whatever time
+it was, they know it equally alike.
+
+And on the other hand, if four men concert a story, they will make
+their separate relations of that story agree and corroborate with each
+other to support the whole. That concert supplies the want of fact in
+the one case, as the knowledge of the fact supersedes, in the other
+case, the necessity of a concert. The same contradictions, therefore,
+that prove there has been no concert, prove also that the reporters had
+no knowledge of the fact, (or rather of that which they relate as a
+fact,) and detect also the falsehood of their reports. Those books,
+therefore, have neither been written by the men called apostles, nor by
+imposters in concert.—How then have they been written?
+
+I am not one of those who are fond of believing there is much of that
+which is called wilful lying, or lying originally, except in the case
+of men setting up to be prophets, as in the Old Testament; for
+prophesying is lying professionally. In almost all other cases it is
+not difficult to discover the progress by which even simple
+supposition, with the aid of credulity, will in time grow into a lie,
+and at last be told as a fact; and whenever we can find a charitable
+reason for a thing of this kind, we ought not to indulge a severe one.
+
+The story of Jesus Christ appearing after he was dead is the story of
+an apparition, such as timid imaginations can always create in vision,
+and credulity believe. Stories of this kind had been told of the
+assassination of Julius Caesar not many years before, and they
+generally have their origin in violent deaths, or in execution of
+innocent persons. In cases of this kind, compassion lends its aid, and
+benevolently stretches the story. It goes on a little and a little
+farther, till it becomes a most certain truth. Once start a ghost, and
+credulity fills up the history of its life, and assigns the cause of
+its appearance; one tells it one way, another another way, till there
+are as many stories about the ghost, and about the proprietor of the
+ghost, as there are about Jesus Christ in these four books.
+
+The story of the appearance of Jesus Christ is told with that strange
+mixture of the natural and impossible, that distinguishes legendary
+tale from fact. He is represented as suddenly coming in and going out
+when the doors are shut, and of vanishing out of sight, and appearing
+again, as one would conceive of an unsubstantial vision; then again he
+is hungry, sits down to meat, and eats his supper. But as those who
+tell stories of this kind never provide for all the cases, so it is
+here: they have told us, that when he arose he left his grave-clothes
+behind him; but they have forgotten to provide other clothes for him to
+appear in afterwards, or to tell us what he did with them when he
+ascended; whether he stripped all off, or went up clothes and all. In
+the case of Elijah, they have been careful enough to make him throw
+down his mantle; how it happened not to be burnt in the chariot of
+fire, they also have not told us; but as imagination supplies all
+deficiencies of this kind, we may suppose if we please that it was made
+of salamander’s wool.
+
+Those who are not much acquainted with ecclesiastical history, may
+suppose that the book called the New Testament has existed ever since
+the time of Jesus Christ, as they suppose that the books ascribed to
+Moses have existed ever since the time of Moses. But the fact is
+historically otherwise; there was no such book as the New Testament
+till more than three hundred years after the time that Christ is said
+to have lived.
+
+At what time the books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, began
+to appear, is altogether a matter of uncertainty. There is not the
+least shadow of evidence of who the persons were that wrote them, nor
+at what time they were written; and they might as well have been called
+by the names of any of the other supposed apostles as by the names they
+are now called. The originals are not in the possession of any
+Christian Church existing, any more than the two tables of stone
+written on, they pretend, by the finger of God, upon Mount Sinai, and
+given to Moses, are in the possession of the Jews. And even if they
+were, there is no possibility of proving the hand-writing in either
+case. At the time those four books were written there was no printing,
+and consequently there could be no publication otherwise than by
+written copies, which any man might make or alter at pleasure, and call
+them originals. Can we suppose it is consistent with the wisdom of the
+Almighty to commit himself and his will to man upon such precarious
+means as these; or that it is consistent we should pin our faith upon
+such uncertainties? We cannot make nor alter, nor even imitate, so much
+as one blade of grass that he has made, and yet we can make or alter
+words of God as easily as words of man. [The former part of the ‘Age of
+Reason’ has not been published two years, and there is already an
+expression in it that is not mine. The expression is: The book of Luke
+was carried by a majority of one voice only. It may be true, but it is
+not I that have said it. Some person who might know of that
+circumstance, has added it in a note at the bottom of the page of some
+of the editions, printed either in England or in America; and the
+printers, after that, have erected it into the body of the work, and
+made me the author of it. If this has happened within such a short
+space of time, notwithstanding the aid of printing, which prevents the
+alteration of copies individually, what may not have happened in a much
+greater length of time, when there was no printing, and when any man
+who could write could make a written copy and call it an original by
+Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John?—Author.]
+
+[The spurious addition to Paine’s work alluded to in his footnote drew
+on him a severe criticism from Dr. Priestley (“Letters to a
+Philosophical Unbeliever,” p. 75), yet it seems to have been Priestley
+himself who, in his quotation, first incorporated into Paine’s text the
+footnote added by the editor of the American edition (1794). The
+American added: “Vide Moshiem’s (sic) Ecc. History,” which Priestley
+omits. In a modern American edition I notice four verbal alterations
+introduced into the above footnote.—Editor.]
+
+About three hundred and fifty years after the time that Christ is said
+to have lived, several writings of the kind I am speaking of were
+scattered in the hands of divers individuals; and as the church had
+begun to form itself into an hierarchy, or church government, with
+temporal powers, it set itself about collecting them into a code, as we
+now see them, called ‘The New Testament.’ They decided by vote, as I
+have before said in the former part of the Age of Reason, which of
+those writings, out of the collection they had made, should be the word
+of God, and which should not. The Robbins of the Jews had decided, by
+vote, upon the books of the Bible before.
+
+As the object of the church, as is the case in all national
+establishments of churches, was power and revenue, and terror the means
+it used, it is consistent to suppose that the most miraculous and
+wonderful of the writings they had collected stood the best chance of
+being voted. And as to the authenticity of the books, the vote stands
+in the place of it; for it can be traced no higher.
+
+Disputes, however, ran high among the people then calling themselves
+Christians, not only as to points of doctrine, but as to the
+authenticity of the books. In the contest between the person called St.
+Augustine, and Fauste, about the year 400, the latter says, “The books
+called the Evangelists have been composed long after the times of the
+apostles, by some obscure men, who, fearing that the world would not
+give credit to their relation of matters of which they could not be
+informed, have published them under the names of the apostles; and
+which are so full of sottishness and discordant relations, that there
+is neither agreement nor connection between them.”
+
+And in another place, addressing himself to the advocates of those
+books, as being the word of God, he says, “It is thus that your
+predecessors have inserted in the scriptures of our Lord many things
+which, though they carry his name, agree not with his doctrine.” This
+is not surprising, since that we have often proved that these things
+have not been written by himself, nor by his apostles, but that for the
+greatest part they are founded upon tales, upon vague reports, and put
+together by I know not what half-Jews, with but little agreement
+between them; and which they have nevertheless published under the name
+of the apostles of our Lord, and have thus attributed to them their own
+errors and their lies. [I have taken these two extracts from
+Boulanger’s Life of Paul, written in French; Boulanger has quoted them
+from the writings of Augustine against Fauste, to which he
+refers.—Author.]
+
+This Bishop Faustus is usually styled “The Manichaeum,” Augustine
+having entitled his book, Contra Frustum Manichaeum Libri xxxiii., in
+which nearly the whole of Faustus’ very able work is quoted.—Editor.]
+
+The reader will see by those extracts that the authenticity of the
+books of the New Testament was denied, and the books treated as tales,
+forgeries, and lies, at the time they were voted to be the word of God.
+But the interest of the church, with the assistance of the faggot, bore
+down the opposition, and at last suppressed all investigation. Miracles
+followed upon miracles, if we will believe them, and men were taught to
+say they believed whether they believed or not. But (by way of throwing
+in a thought) the French Revolution has excommunicated the church from
+the power of working miracles; she has not been able, with the
+assistance of all her saints, to work one miracle since the revolution
+began; and as she never stood in greater need than now, we may, without
+the aid of divination, conclude that all her former miracles are tricks
+and lies. [Boulanger in his life of Paul, has collected from the
+ecclesiastical histories, and the writings of the fathers as they are
+called, several matters which show the opinions that prevailed among
+the different sects of Christians, at the time the Testament, as we now
+see it, was voted to be the word of God. The following extracts are
+from the second chapter of that work:
+
+[The Marcionists (a Christian sect) asserted that the evangelists were
+filled with falsities. The Manichaeans, who formed a very numerous sect
+at the commencement of Christianity, rejected as false all the New
+Testament, and showed other writings quite different that they gave for
+authentic. The Corinthians, like the Marcionists, admitted not the Acts
+of the Apostles. The Encratites and the Sevenians adopted neither the
+Acts, nor the Epistles of Paul. Chrysostom, in a homily which he made
+upon the Acts of the Apostles, says that in his time, about the year
+400, many people knew nothing either of the author or of the book. St.
+Irene, who lived before that time, reports that the Valentinians, like
+several other sects of the Christians, accused the scriptures of being
+filled with imperfections, errors, and contradictions. The Ebionites,
+or Nazarenes, who were the first Christians, rejected all the Epistles
+of Paul, and regarded him as an impostor. They report, among other
+things, that he was originally a Pagan; that he came to Jerusalem,
+where he lived some time; and that having a mind to marry the daughter
+of the high priest, he had himself been circumcised; but that not being
+able to obtain her, he quarrelled with the Jews and wrote against
+circumcision, and against the observation of the Sabbath, and against
+all the legal ordinances.—Author.] [Much abridged from the Exam. Crit.
+de la Vie de St. Paul, by N.A. Boulanger, 1770.—Editor.]
+
+When we consider the lapse of more than three hundred years intervening
+between the time that Christ is said to have lived and the time the New
+Testament was formed into a book, we must see, even without the
+assistance of historical evidence, the exceeding uncertainty there is
+of its authenticity. The authenticity of the book of Homer, so far as
+regards the authorship, is much better established than that of the New
+Testament, though Homer is a thousand years the most ancient. It was
+only an exceeding good poet that could have written the book of Homer,
+and, therefore, few men only could have attempted it; and a man capable
+of doing it would not have thrown away his own fame by giving it to
+another. In like manner, there were but few that could have composed
+Euclid’s Elements, because none but an exceeding good geometrician
+could have been the author of that work.
+
+But with respect to the books of the New Testament, particularly such
+parts as tell us of the resurrection and ascension of Christ, any
+person who could tell a story of an apparition, or of a man’s walking,
+could have made such books; for the story is most wretchedly told. The
+chance, therefore, of forgery in the Testament is millions to one
+greater than in the case of Homer or Euclid. Of the numerous priests or
+parsons of the present day, bishops and all, every one of them can make
+a sermon, or translate a scrap of Latin, especially if it has been
+translated a thousand times before; but is there any amongst them that
+can write poetry like Homer, or science like Euclid? The sum total of a
+parson’s learning, with very few exceptions, is a, b, ab, and hic,
+haec, hoc; and their knowledge of science is, three times one is three;
+and this is more than sufficient to have enabled them, had they lived
+at the time, to have written all the books of the New Testament.
+
+As the opportunities of forgery were greater, so also was the
+inducement. A man could gain no advantage by writing under the name of
+Homer or Euclid; if he could write equal to them, it would be better
+that he wrote under his own name; if inferior, he could not succeed.
+Pride would prevent the former, and impossibility the latter. But with
+respect to such books as compose the New Testament, all the inducements
+were on the side of forgery. The best imagined history that could have
+been made, at the distance of two or three hundred years after the
+time, could not have passed for an original under the name of the real
+writer; the only chance of success lay in forgery; for the church
+wanted pretence for its new doctrine, and truth and talents were out of
+the question.
+
+But as it is not uncommon (as before observed) to relate stories of
+persons walking after they are dead, and of ghosts and apparitions of
+such as have fallen by some violent or extraordinary means; and as the
+people of that day were in the habit of believing such things, and of
+the appearance of angels, and also of devils, and of their getting into
+people’s insides, and shaking them like a fit of an ague, and of their
+being cast out again as if by an emetic—(Mary Magdalene, the book of
+Mark tells us had brought up, or been brought to bed of seven devils;)
+it was nothing extraordinary that some story of this kind should get
+abroad of the person called Jesus Christ, and become afterwards the
+foundation of the four books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
+Each writer told a tale as he heard it, or thereabouts, and gave to his
+book the name of the saint or the apostle whom tradition had given as
+the eye-witness. It is only upon this ground that the contradictions in
+those books can be accounted for; and if this be not the case, they are
+downright impositions, lies, and forgeries, without even the apology of
+credulity.
+
+That they have been written by a sort of half Jews, as the foregoing
+quotations mention, is discernible enough. The frequent references made
+to that chief assassin and impostor Moses, and to the men called
+prophets, establishes this point; and, on the other hand, the church
+has complimented the fraud, by admitting the Bible and the Testament to
+reply to each other. Between the Christian-Jew and the
+Christian-Gentile, the thing called a prophecy, and the thing
+prophesied of, the type and the thing typified, the sign and the thing
+signified, have been industriously rummaged up, and fitted together
+like old locks and pick-lock keys. The story foolishly enough told of
+Eve and the serpent, and naturally enough as to the enmity between men
+and serpents (for the serpent always bites about the heel, because it
+cannot reach higher, and the man always knocks the serpent about the
+head, as the most effectual way to prevent its biting;) [“It shall
+bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.” Gen. iii.
+15.—Author.] this foolish story, I say, has been made into a prophecy,
+a type, and a promise to begin with; and the lying imposition of Isaiah
+to Ahaz, ‘That a virgin shall conceive and bear a son,’ as a sign that
+Ahaz should conquer, when the event was that he was defeated (as
+already noticed in the observations on the book of Isaiah), has been
+perverted, and made to serve as a winder up.
+
+Jonah and the whale are also made into a sign and type. Jonah is Jesus,
+and the whale is the grave; for it is said, (and they have made Christ
+to say it of himself, Matt. xii. 40), “For as Jonah was three days and
+three nights in the whale’s belly, so shall the Son of man be three
+days and three nights in the heart of the earth.” But it happens,
+awkwardly enough, that Christ, according to their own account, was but
+one day and two nights in the grave; about 36 hours instead of 72; that
+is, the Friday night, the Saturday, and the Saturday night; for they
+say he was up on the Sunday morning by sunrise, or before. But as this
+fits quite as well as the bite and the kick in Genesis, or the virgin
+and her son in Isaiah, it will pass in the lump of orthodox
+things.—Thus much for the historical part of the Testament and its
+evidences.
+
+Epistles of Paul—The epistles ascribed to Paul, being fourteen in
+number, almost fill up the remaining part of the Testament. Whether
+those epistles were written by the person to whom they are ascribed is
+a matter of no great importance, since that the writer, whoever he was,
+attempts to prove his doctrine by argument. He does not pretend to have
+been witness to any of the scenes told of the resurrection and the
+ascension; and he declares that he had not believed them.
+
+The story of his being struck to the ground as he was journeying to
+Damascus, has nothing in it miraculous or extraordinary; he escaped
+with life, and that is more than many others have done, who have been
+struck with lightning; and that he should lose his sight for three
+days, and be unable to eat or drink during that time, is nothing more
+than is common in such conditions. His companions that were with him
+appear not to have suffered in the same manner, for they were well
+enough to lead him the remainder of the journey; neither did they
+pretend to have seen any vision.
+
+The character of the person called Paul, according to the accounts
+given of him, has in it a great deal of violence and fanaticism; he had
+persecuted with as much heat as he preached afterwards; the stroke he
+had received had changed his thinking, without altering his
+constitution; and either as a Jew or a Christian he was the same
+zealot. Such men are never good moral evidences of any doctrine they
+preach. They are always in extremes, as well of action as of belief.
+
+The doctrine he sets out to prove by argument, is the resurrection of
+the same body: and he advances this as an evidence of immortality. But
+so much will men differ in their manner of thinking, and in the
+conclusions they draw from the same premises, that this doctrine of the
+resurrection of the same body, so far from being an evidence of
+immortality, appears to me to be an evidence against it; for if I have
+already died in this body, and am raised again in the same body in
+which I have died, it is presumptive evidence that I shall die again.
+That resurrection no more secures me against the repetition of dying,
+than an ague-fit, when past, secures me against another. To believe
+therefore in immortality, I must have a more elevated idea than is
+contained in the gloomy doctrine of the resurrection.
+
+Besides, as a matter of choice, as well as of hope, I had rather have a
+better body and a more convenient form than the present. Every animal
+in the creation excels us in something. The winged insects, without
+mentioning doves or eagles, can pass over more space with greater ease
+in a few minutes than man can in an hour. The glide of the smallest
+fish, in proportion to its bulk, exceeds us in motion almost beyond
+comparison, and without weariness. Even the sluggish snail can ascend
+from the bottom of a dungeon, where man, by the want of that ability,
+would perish; and a spider can launch itself from the top, as a playful
+amusement. The personal powers of man are so limited, and his heavy
+frame so little constructed to extensive enjoyment, that there is
+nothing to induce us to wish the opinion of Paul to be true. It is too
+little for the magnitude of the scene, too mean for the sublimity of
+the subject.
+
+But all other arguments apart, the consciousness of existence is the
+only conceivable idea we can have of another life, and the continuance
+of that consciousness is immortality. The consciousness of existence,
+or the knowing that we exist, is not necessarily confined to the same
+form, nor to the same matter, even in this life.
+
+We have not in all cases the same form, nor in any case the same
+matter, that composed our bodies twenty or thirty years ago; and yet we
+are conscious of being the same persons. Even legs and arms, which make
+up almost half the human frame, are not necessary to the consciousness
+of existence. These may be lost or taken away and the full
+consciousness of existence remain; and were their place supplied by
+wings, or other appendages, we cannot conceive that it could alter our
+consciousness of existence. In short, we know not how much, or rather
+how little, of our composition it is, and how exquisitely fine that
+little is, that creates in us this consciousness of existence; and all
+beyond that is like the pulp of a peach, distinct and separate from the
+vegetative speck in the kernel.
+
+Who can say by what exceeding fine action of fine matter it is that a
+thought is produced in what we call the mind? and yet that thought when
+produced, as I now produce the thought I am writing, is capable of
+becoming immortal, and is the only production of man that has that
+capacity.
+
+Statues of brass and marble will perish; and statues made in imitation
+of them are not the same statues, nor the same workmanship, any more
+than the copy of a picture is the same picture. But print and reprint a
+thought a thousand times over, and that with materials of any kind,
+carve it in wood, or engrave it on stone, the thought is eternally and
+identically the same thought in every case. It has a capacity of
+unimpaired existence, unaffected by change of matter, and is
+essentially distinct, and of a nature different from every thing else
+that we know of, or can conceive. If then the thing produced has in
+itself a capacity of being immortal, it is more than a token that the
+power that produced it, which is the self-same thing as consciousness
+of existence, can be immortal also; and that as independently of the
+matter it was first connected with, as the thought is of the printing
+or writing it first appeared in. The one idea is not more difficult to
+believe than the other; and we can see that one is true.
+
+That the consciousness of existence is not dependent on the same form
+or the same matter, is demonstrated to our senses in the works of the
+creation, as far as our senses are capable of receiving that
+demonstration. A very numerous part of the animal creation preaches to
+us, far better than Paul, the belief of a life hereafter. Their little
+life resembles an earth and a heaven, a present and a future state; and
+comprises, if it may be so expressed, immortality in miniature.
+
+The most beautiful parts of the creation to our eye are the winged
+insects, and they are not so originally. They acquire that form and
+that inimitable brilliancy by progressive changes. The slow and
+creeping caterpillar worm of to day, passes in a few days to a torpid
+figure, and a state resembling death; and in the next change comes
+forth in all the miniature magnificence of life, a splendid butterfly.
+No resemblance of the former creature remains; every thing is changed;
+all his powers are new, and life is to him another thing. We cannot
+conceive that the consciousness of existence is not the same in this
+state of the animal as before; why then must I believe that the
+resurrection of the same body is necessary to continue to me the
+consciousness of existence hereafter?
+
+In the former part of ‘The Age of Reason.’ I have called the creation
+the true and only real word of God; and this instance, or this text, in
+the book of creation, not only shows to us that this thing may be so,
+but that it is so; and that the belief of a future state is a rational
+belief, founded upon facts visible in the creation: for it is not more
+difficult to believe that we shall exist hereafter in a better state
+and form than at present, than that a worm should become a butterfly,
+and quit the dunghill for the atmosphere, if we did not know it as a
+fact.
+
+As to the doubtful jargon ascribed to Paul in 1 Corinthians xv., which
+makes part of the burial service of some Christian sectaries, it is as
+destitute of meaning as the tolling of a bell at the funeral; it
+explains nothing to the understanding, it illustrates nothing to the
+imagination, but leaves the reader to find any meaning if he can. “All
+flesh,” says he, “is not the same flesh. There is one flesh of men,
+another of beasts, another of fishes, and another of birds.” And what
+then? nothing. A cook could have said as much. “There are also,” says
+he, “bodies celestial and bodies terrestrial; the glory of the
+celestial is one and the glory of the terrestrial is the other.” And
+what then? nothing. And what is the difference? nothing that he has
+told. “There is,” says he, “one glory of the sun, and another glory of
+the moon, and another glory of the stars.” And what then? nothing;
+except that he says that one star differeth from another star in glory,
+instead of distance; and he might as well have told us that the moon
+did not shine so bright as the sun. All this is nothing better than the
+jargon of a conjuror, who picks up phrases he does not understand to
+confound the credulous people who come to have their fortune told.
+Priests and conjurors are of the same trade.
+
+Sometimes Paul affects to be a naturalist, and to prove his system of
+resurrection from the principles of vegetation. “Thou fool” says he,
+“that which thou sowest is not quickened except it die.” To which one
+might reply in his own language, and say, Thou fool, Paul, that which
+thou sowest is not quickened except it die not; for the grain that dies
+in the ground never does, nor can vegetate. It is only the living
+grains that produce the next crop. But the metaphor, in any point of
+view, is no simile. It is succession, and [not] resurrection.
+
+The progress of an animal from one state of being to another, as from a
+worm to a butterfly, applies to the case; but this of a grain does not,
+and shows Paul to have been what he says of others, a fool.
+
+Whether the fourteen epistles ascribed to Paul were written by him or
+not, is a matter of indifference; they are either argumentative or
+dogmatical; and as the argument is defective, and the dogmatical part
+is merely presumptive, it signifies not who wrote them. And the same
+may be said for the remaining parts of the Testament. It is not upon
+the Epistles, but upon what is called the Gospel, contained in the four
+books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and upon the pretended
+prophecies, that the theory of the church, calling itself the Christian
+Church, is founded. The Epistles are dependant upon those, and must
+follow their fate; for if the story of Jesus Christ be fabulous, all
+reasoning founded upon it, as a supposed truth, must fall with it.
+
+We know from history, that one of the principal leaders of this church,
+Athanasius, lived at the time the New Testament was formed; [Athanasius
+died, according to the Church chronology, in the year 371—Author.] and
+we know also, from the absurd jargon he has left us under the name of a
+creed, the character of the men who formed the New Testament; and we
+know also from the same history that the authenticity of the books of
+which it is composed was denied at the time. It was upon the vote of
+such as Athanasius that the Testament was decreed to be the word of
+God; and nothing can present to us a more strange idea than that of
+decreeing the word of God by vote. Those who rest their faith upon such
+authority put man in the place of God, and have no true foundation for
+future happiness. Credulity, however, is not a crime, but it becomes
+criminal by resisting conviction. It is strangling in the womb of the
+conscience the efforts it makes to ascertain truth. We should never
+force belief upon ourselves in any thing.
+
+I here close the subject on the Old Testament and the New. The evidence
+I have produced to prove them forgeries, is extracted from the books
+themselves, and acts, like a two-edge sword, either way. If the
+evidence be denied, the authenticity of the Scriptures is denied with
+it, for it is Scripture evidence: and if the evidence be admitted, the
+authenticity of the books is disproved. The contradictory
+impossibilities, contained in the Old Testament and the New, put them
+in the case of a man who swears for and against. Either evidence
+convicts him of perjury, and equally destroys reputation.
+
+Should the Bible and the Testament hereafter fall, it is not that I
+have done it. I have done no more than extracted the evidence from the
+confused mass of matters with which it is mixed, and arranged that
+evidence in a point of light to be clearly seen and easily
+comprehended; and, having done this, I leave the reader to judge for
+himself, as I have judged for myself.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+CONCLUSION
+
+
+In the former part of ‘The Age of Reason’ I have spoken of the three
+frauds, mystery, miracle, and Prophecy; and as I have seen nothing in
+any of the answers to that work that in the least affects what I have
+there said upon those subjects, I shall not encumber this Second Part
+with additions that are not necessary.
+
+I have spoken also in the same work upon what is celled revelation, and
+have shown the absurd misapplication of that term to the books of the
+Old Testament and the New; for certainly revelation is out of the
+question in reciting any thing of which man has been the actor or the
+witness. That which man has done or seen, needs no revelation to tell
+him he has done it, or seen it—for he knows it already—nor to enable
+him to tell it or to write it. It is ignorance, or imposition, to apply
+the term revelation in such cases; yet the Bible and Testament are
+classed under this fraudulent description of being all revelation.
+
+Revelation then, so far as the term has relation between God and man,
+can only be applied to something which God reveals of his will to man;
+but though the power of the Almighty to make such a communication is
+necessarily admitted, because to that power all things are possible,
+yet, the thing so revealed (if any thing ever was revealed, and which,
+by the bye, it is impossible to prove) is revelation to the person only
+to whom it is made. His account of it to another is not revelation; and
+whoever puts faith in that account, puts it in the man from whom the
+account comes; and that man may have been deceived, or may have dreamed
+it; or he may be an impostor and may lie. There is no possible
+criterion whereby to judge of the truth of what he tells; for even the
+morality of it would be no proof of revelation. In all such cases, the
+proper answer should be, “When it is revealed to me, I will believe it
+to be revelation; but it is not and cannot be incumbent upon me to
+believe it to be revelation before; neither is it proper that I should
+take the word of man as the word of God, and put man in the place of
+God.” This is the manner in which I have spoken of revelation in the
+former part of The Age of Reason; and which, whilst it reverentially
+admits revelation as a possible thing, because, as before said, to the
+Almighty all things are possible, it prevents the imposition of one man
+upon another, and precludes the wicked use of pretended revelation.
+
+But though, speaking for myself, I thus admit the possibility of
+revelation, I totally disbelieve that the Almighty ever did communicate
+any thing to man, by any mode of speech, in any language, or by any
+kind of vision, or appearance, or by any means which our senses are
+capable of receiving, otherwise than by the universal display of
+himself in the works of the creation, and by that repugnance we feel in
+ourselves to bad actions, and disposition to good ones. [A fair
+parallel of the then unknown aphorism of Kant: “Two things fill the
+soul with wonder and reverence, increasing evermore as I meditate more
+closely upon them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within
+me.” (Kritik derpraktischen Vernunfe, 1788). Kant’s religious
+utterances at the beginning of the French Revolution brought on him a
+royal mandate of silence, because he had worked out from “the moral law
+within” a principle of human equality precisely similar to that which
+Paine had derived from his Quaker doctrine of the “inner light” of
+every man. About the same time Paine’s writings were suppressed in
+England. Paine did not understand German, but Kant, though always
+independent in the formation of his opinions, was evidently well
+acquainted with the literature of the Revolution, in America, England,
+and France.—Editor.]
+
+The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the
+greatest miseries, that have afflicted the human race have had their
+origin in this thing called revelation, or revealed religion. It has
+been the most dishonourable belief against the character of the
+divinity, the most destructive to morality, and the peace and happiness
+of man, that ever was propagated since man began to exist. It is
+better, far better, that we admitted, if it were possible, a thousand
+devils to roam at large, and to preach publicly the doctrine of devils,
+if there were any such, than that we permitted one such impostor and
+monster as Moses, Joshua, Samuel, and the Bible prophets, to come with
+the pretended word of God in his mouth, and have credit among us.
+
+Whence arose all the horrid assassinations of whole nations of men,
+women, and infants, with which the Bible is filled; and the bloody
+persecutions, and tortures unto death and religious wars, that since
+that time have laid Europe in blood and ashes; whence arose they, but
+from this impious thing called revealed religion, and this monstrous
+belief that God has spoken to man? The lies of the Bible have been the
+cause of the one, and the lies of the Testament [of] the other.
+
+Some Christians pretend that Christianity was not established by the
+sword; but of what period of time do they speak? It was impossible that
+twelve men could begin with the sword: they had not the power; but no
+sooner were the professors of Christianity sufficiently powerful to
+employ the sword than they did so, and the stake and faggot too; and
+Mahomet could not do it sooner. By the same spirit that Peter cut off
+the ear of the high priest’s servant (if the story be true) he would
+cut off his head, and the head of his master, had he been able. Besides
+this, Christianity grounds itself originally upon the [Hebrew] Bible,
+and the Bible was established altogether by the sword, and that in the
+worst use of it—not to terrify, but to extirpate. The Jews made no
+converts: they butchered all. The Bible is the sire of the [New]
+Testament, and both are called the word of God. The Christians read
+both books; the ministers preach from both books; and this thing called
+Christianity is made up of both. It is then false to say that
+Christianity was not established by the sword.
+
+The only sect that has not persecuted are the Quakers; and the only
+reason that can be given for it is, that they are rather Deists than
+Christians. They do not believe much about Jesus Christ, and they call
+the scriptures a dead letter. [This is an interesting and correct
+testimony as to the beliefs of the earlier Quakers, one of whom was
+Paine’s father.—Editor.] Had they called them by a worse name, they had
+been nearer the truth.
+
+It is incumbent on every man who reverences the character of the
+Creator, and who wishes to lessen the catalogue of artificial miseries,
+and remove the cause that has sown persecutions thick among mankind, to
+expel all ideas of a revealed religion as a dangerous heresy, and an
+impious fraud. What is it that we have learned from this pretended
+thing called revealed religion? Nothing that is useful to man, and
+every thing that is dishonourable to his Maker. What is it the Bible
+teaches us?—repine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament
+teaches us?—to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a
+woman engaged to be married; and the belief of this debauchery is
+called faith.
+
+As to the fragments of morality that are irregularly and thinly
+scattered in those books, they make no part of this pretended thing,
+revealed religion. They are the natural dictates of conscience, and the
+bonds by which society is held together, and without which it cannot
+exist; and are nearly the same in all religions, and in all societies.
+The Testament teaches nothing new upon this subject, and where it
+attempts to exceed, it becomes mean and ridiculous. The doctrine of not
+retaliating injuries is much better expressed in Proverbs, which is a
+collection as well from the Gentiles as the Jews, than it is in the
+Testament. It is there said, (Xxv. 2 I) “If thine enemy be hungry, give
+him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:”
+[According to what is called Christ’s sermon on the mount, in the book
+of Matthew, where, among some other [and] good things, a great deal of
+this feigned morality is introduced, it is there expressly said, that
+the doctrine of forbearance, or of not retaliating injuries, was not
+any part of the doctrine of the Jews; but as this doctrine is found in
+“Proverbs,” it must, according to that statement, have been copied from
+the Gentiles, from whom Christ had learned it. Those men whom Jewish
+and Christian idolators have abusively called heathen, had much better
+and clearer ideas of justice and morality than are to be found in the
+Old Testament, so far as it is Jewish, or in the New. The answer of
+Solon on the question, “Which is the most perfect popular govemment,”
+has never been exceeded by any man since his time, as containing a
+maxim of political morality, “That,” says he, “where the least injury
+done to the meanest individual, is considered as an insult on the whole
+constitution.” Solon lived about 500 years before Christ.—Author.] but
+when it is said, as in the Testament, “If a man smite thee on the right
+cheek, turn to him the other also,” it is assassinating the dignity of
+forbearance, and sinking man into a spaniel.
+
+Loving, of enemies is another dogma of feigned morality, and has
+besides no meaning. It is incumbent on man, as a moralist, that he does
+not revenge an injury; and it is equally as good in a political sense,
+for there is no end to retaliation; each retaliates on the other, and
+calls it justice: but to love in proportion to the injury, if it could
+be done, would be to offer a premium for a crime. Besides, the word
+enemies is too vague and general to be used in a moral maxim, which
+ought always to be clear and defined, like a proverb. If a man be the
+enemy of another from mistake and prejudice, as in the case of
+religious opinions, and sometimes in politics, that man is different to
+an enemy at heart with a criminal intention; and it is incumbent upon
+us, and it contributes also to our own tranquillity, that we put the
+best construction upon a thing that it will bear. But even this
+erroneous motive in him makes no motive for love on the other part; and
+to say that we can love voluntarily, and without a motive, is morally
+and physically impossible.
+
+Morality is injured by prescribing to it duties that, in the first
+place, are impossible to be performed, and if they could be would be
+productive of evil; or, as before said, be premiums for crime. The
+maxim of doing as we would be done unto does not include this strange
+doctrine of loving enemies; for no man expects to be loved himself for
+his crime or for his enmity.
+
+Those who preach this doctrine of loving their enemies, are in general
+the greatest persecutors, and they act consistently by so doing; for
+the doctrine is hypocritical, and it is natural that hypocrisy should
+act the reverse of what it preaches. For my own part, I disown the
+doctrine, and consider it as a feigned or fabulous morality; yet the
+man does not exist that can say I have persecuted him, or any man, or
+any set of men, either in the American Revolution, or in the French
+Revolution; or that I have, in any case, returned evil for evil. But it
+is not incumbent on man to reward a bad action with a good one, or to
+return good for evil; and wherever it is done, it is a voluntary act,
+and not a duty. It is also absurd to suppose that such doctrine can
+make any part of a revealed religion. We imitate the moral character of
+the Creator by forbearing with each other, for he forbears with all;
+but this doctrine would imply that he loved man, not in proportion as
+he was good, but as he was bad.
+
+If we consider the nature of our condition here, we must see there is
+no occasion for such a thing as revealed religion. What is it we want
+to know? Does not the creation, the universe we behold, preach to us
+the existence of an Almighty power, that governs and regulates the
+whole? And is not the evidence that this creation holds out to our
+senses infinitely stronger than any thing we can read in a book, that
+any imposter might make and call the word of God? As for morality, the
+knowledge of it exists in every man’s conscience.
+
+Here we are. The existence of an Almighty power is sufficiently
+demonstrated to us, though we cannot conceive, as it is impossible we
+should, the nature and manner of its existence. We cannot conceive how
+we came here ourselves, and yet we know for a fact that we are here. We
+must know also, that the power that called us into being, can if he
+please, and when he pleases, call us to account for the manner in which
+we have lived here; and therefore without seeking any other motive for
+the belief, it is rational to believe that he will, for we know
+beforehand that he can. The probability or even possibility of the
+thing is all that we ought to know; for if we knew it as a fact, we
+should be the mere slaves of terror; our belief would have no merit,
+and our best actions no virtue.
+
+Deism then teaches us, without the possibility of being deceived, all
+that is necessary or proper to be known. The creation is the Bible of
+the deist. He there reads, in the hand-writing of the Creator himself,
+the certainty of his existence, and the immutability of his power; and
+all other Bibles and Testaments are to him forgeries. The probability
+that we may be called to account hereafter, will, to reflecting minds,
+have the influence of belief; for it is not our belief or disbelief
+that can make or unmake the fact. As this is the state we are in, and
+which it is proper we should be in, as free agents, it is the fool
+only, and not the philosopher, nor even the prudent man, that will live
+as if there were no God.
+
+But the belief of a God is so weakened by being mixed with the strange
+fable of the Christian creed, and with the wild adventures related in
+the Bible, and the obscurity and obscene nonsense of the Testament,
+that the mind of man is bewildered as in a fog. Viewing all these
+things in a confused mass, he confounds fact with fable; and as he
+cannot believe all, he feels a disposition to reject all. But the
+belief of a God is a belief distinct from all other things, and ought
+not to be confounded with any. The notion of a Trinity of Gods has
+enfeebled the belief of one God. A multiplication of beliefs acts as a
+division of belief; and in proportion as anything is divided, it is
+weakened.
+
+Religion, by such means, becomes a thing of form instead of fact; of
+notion instead of principle: morality is banished to make room for an
+imaginary thing called faith, and this faith has its origin in a
+supposed debauchery; a man is preached instead of a God; an execution
+is an object for gratitude; the preachers daub themselves with the
+blood, like a troop of assassins, and pretend to admire the brilliancy
+it gives them; they preach a humdrum sermon on the merits of the
+execution; then praise Jesus Christ for being executed, and condemn the
+Jews for doing it.
+
+A man, by hearing all this nonsense lumped and preached together,
+confounds the God of the Creation with the imagined God of the
+Christians, and lives as if there were none.
+
+Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is none
+more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man, more repugnant
+to reason, and more contradictory in itself, than this thing called
+Christianity. Too absurd for belief, too impossible to convince, and
+too inconsistent for practice, it renders the heart torpid, or produces
+only atheists and fanatics. As an engine of power, it serves the
+purpose of despotism; and as a means of wealth, the avarice of priests;
+but so far as respects the good of man in general, it leads to nothing
+here or hereafter.
+
+The only religion that has not been invented, and that has in it every
+evidence of divine originality, is pure and simple deism. It must have
+been the first and will probably be the last that man believes. But
+pure and simple deism does not answer the purpose of despotic
+governments. They cannot lay hold of religion as an engine but by
+mixing it with human inventions, and making their own authority a part;
+neither does it answer the avarice of priests, but by incorporating
+themselves and their functions with it, and becoming, like the
+government, a party in the system. It is this that forms the otherwise
+mysterious connection of church and state; the church human, and the
+state tyrannic.
+
+Were a man impressed as fully and strongly as he ought to be with the
+belief of a God, his moral life would be regulated by the force of
+belief; he would stand in awe of God, and of himself, and would not do
+the thing that could not be concealed from either. To give this belief
+the full opportunity of force, it is necessary that it acts alone. This
+is deism.
+
+But when, according to the Christian Trinitarian scheme, one part of
+God is represented by a dying man, and another part, called the Holy
+Ghost, by a flying pigeon, it is impossible that belief can attach
+itself to such wild conceits. [The book called the book of Matthew,
+says, (iii. 16,) that the Holy Ghost descended in the shape of a dove.
+It might as well have said a goose; the creatures are equally harmless,
+and the one is as much a nonsensical lie as the other. Acts, ii. 2, 3,
+says, that it descended in a mighty rushing wind, in the shape of
+cloven tongues: perhaps it was cloven feet. Such absurd stuff is fit
+only for tales of witches and wizards.—Author.]
+
+It has been the scheme of the Christian church, and of all the other
+invented systems of religion, to hold man in ignorance of the Creator,
+as it is of government to hold him in ignorance of his rights. The
+systems of the one are as false as those of the other, and are
+calculated for mutual support. The study of theology as it stands in
+Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing;
+it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no
+data; it can demonstrate nothing; and admits of no conclusion. Not any
+thing can be studied as a science without our being in possession of
+the principles upon which it is founded; and as this is not the case
+with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.
+
+Instead then of studying theology, as is now done, out of the Bible and
+Testament, the meanings of which books are always controverted, and the
+authenticity of which is disproved, it is necessary that we refer to
+the Bible of the creation. The principles we discover there are
+eternal, and of divine origin: they are the foundation of all the
+science that exists in the world, and must be the foundation of
+theology.
+
+We can know God only through his works. We cannot have a conception of
+any one attribute, but by following some principle that leads to it. We
+have only a confused idea of his power, if we have not the means of
+comprehending something of its immensity. We can have no idea of his
+wisdom, but by knowing the order and manner in which it acts. The
+principles of science lead to this knowledge; for the Creator of man is
+the Creator of science, and it is through that medium that man can see
+God, as it were, face to face.
+
+Could a man be placed in a situation, and endowed with power of vision
+to behold at one view, and to contemplate deliberately, the structure
+of the universe, to mark the movements of the several planets, the
+cause of their varying appearances, the unerring order in which they
+revolve, even to the remotest comet, their connection and dependence on
+each other, and to know the system of laws established by the Creator,
+that governs and regulates the whole; he would then conceive, far
+beyond what any church theology can teach him, the power, the wisdom,
+the vastness, the munificence of the Creator. He would then see that
+all the knowledge man has of science, and that all the mechanical arts
+by which he renders his situation comfortable here, are derived from
+that source: his mind, exalted by the scene, and convinced by the fact,
+would increase in gratitude as it increased in knowledge: his religion
+or his worship would become united with his improvement as a man: any
+employment he followed that had connection with the principles of the
+creation,—as everything of agriculture, of science, and of the
+mechanical arts, has,—would teach him more of God, and of the gratitude
+he owes to him, than any theological Christian sermon he now hears.
+Great objects inspire great thoughts; great munificence excites great
+gratitude; but the grovelling tales and doctrines of the Bible and the
+Testament are fit only to excite contempt.
+
+Though man cannot arrive, at least in this life, at the actual scene I
+have described, he can demonstrate it, because he has knowledge of the
+principles upon which the creation is constructed. We know that the
+greatest works can be represented in model, and that the universe can
+be represented by the same means. The same principles by which we
+measure an inch or an acre of ground will measure to millions in
+extent. A circle of an inch diameter has the same geometrical
+properties as a circle that would circumscribe the universe. The same
+properties of a triangle that will demonstrate upon paper the course of
+a ship, will do it on the ocean; and, when applied to what are called
+the heavenly bodies, will ascertain to a minute the time of an eclipse,
+though those bodies are millions of miles distant from us. This
+knowledge is of divine origin; and it is from the Bible of the creation
+that man has learned it, and not from the stupid Bible of the church,
+that teaches man nothing. [The Bible-makers have undertaken to give us,
+in the first chapter of Genesis, an account of the creation; and in
+doing this they have demonstrated nothing but their ignorance. They
+make there to have been three days and three nights, evenings and
+mornings, before there was any sun; when it is the presence or absence
+of the sun that is the cause of day and night—and what is called his
+rising and setting that of morning and evening. Besides, it is a
+puerile and pitiful idea, to suppose the Almighty to say, “Let there be
+light.” It is the imperative manner of speaking that a conjuror uses
+when he says to his cups and balls, Presto, be gone—and most probably
+has been taken from it, as Moses and his rod is a conjuror and his
+wand. Longinus calls this expression the sublime; and by the same rule
+the conjurer is sublime too; for the manner of speaking is expressively
+and grammatically the same. When authors and critics talk of the
+sublime, they see not how nearly it borders on the ridiculous. The
+sublime of the critics, like some parts of Edmund Burke’s sublime and
+beautiful, is like a windmill just visible in a fog, which imagination
+might distort into a flying mountain, or an archangel, or a flock of
+wild geese.—Author.]
+
+All the knowledge man has of science and of machinery, by the aid of
+which his existence is rendered comfortable upon earth, and without
+which he would be scarcely distinguishable in appearance and condition
+from a common animal, comes from the great machine and structure of the
+universe. The constant and unwearied observations of our ancestors upon
+the movements and revolutions of the heavenly bodies, in what are
+supposed to have been the early ages of the world, have brought this
+knowledge upon earth. It is not Moses and the prophets, nor Jesus
+Christ, nor his apostles, that have done it. The Almighty is the great
+mechanic of the creation, the first philosopher, and original teacher
+of all science. Let us then learn to reverence our master, and not
+forget the labours of our ancestors.
+
+Had we, at this day, no knowledge of machinery, and were it possible
+that man could have a view, as I have before described, of the
+structure and machinery of the universe, he would soon conceive the
+idea of constructing some at least of the mechanical works we now have;
+and the idea so conceived would progressively advance in practice. Or
+could a model of the universe, such as is called an orrery, be
+presented before him and put in motion, his mind would arrive at the
+same idea. Such an object and such a subject would, whilst it improved
+him in knowledge useful to himself as a man and a member of society, as
+well as entertaining, afford far better matter for impressing him with
+a knowledge of, and a belief in the Creator, and of the reverence and
+gratitude that man owes to him, than the stupid texts of the Bible and
+the Testament, from which, be the talents of the preacher; what they
+may, only stupid sermons can be preached. If man must preach, let him
+preach something that is edifying, and from the texts that are known to
+be true.
+
+The Bible of the creation is inexhaustible in texts. Every part of
+science, whether connected with the geometry of the universe, with the
+systems of animal and vegetable life, or with the properties of
+inanimate matter, is a text as well for devotion as for philosophy—for
+gratitude, as for human improvement. It will perhaps be said, that if
+such a revolution in the system of religion takes place, every preacher
+ought to be a philosopher. Most certainly, and every house of devotion
+a school of science.
+
+It has been by wandering from the immutable laws of science, and the
+light of reason, and setting up an invented thing called “revealed
+religion,” that so many wild and blasphemous conceits have been formed
+of the Almighty. The Jews have made him the assassin of the human
+species, to make room for the religion of the Jews. The Christians have
+made him the murderer of himself, and the founder of a new religion to
+supersede and expel the Jewish religion. And to find pretence and
+admission for these things, they must have supposed his power or his
+wisdom imperfect, or his will changeable; and the changeableness of the
+will is the imperfection of the judgement. The philosopher knows that
+the laws of the Creator have never changed, with respect either to the
+principles of science, or the properties of matter. Why then is it to
+be supposed they have changed with respect to man?
+
+I here close the subject. I have shown in all the foregoing parts of
+this work that the Bible and Testament are impositions and forgeries;
+and I leave the evidence I have produced in proof of it to be refuted,
+if any one can do it; and I leave the ideas that are suggested in the
+conclusion of the work to rest on the mind of the reader; certain as I
+am that when opinions are free, either in matters of govemment or
+religion, truth will finally and powerfully prevail.
+
+END OF PART II
+
+
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+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: The Writings of Thomas Paine, Volume IV.<br />
+1794-1796.</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: Thomas Paine</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Editor: Moncure Daniel Conway</div>
+<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'>Release Date: August 14, 2001 [eBook #3743]<br />
+[Most recently updated: March 20, 2021]</div>
+<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'>Language: English</div>
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+<div style='display:block; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Produced by: Norman M. Wolcott and David Widger</div>
+<div style='margin-top:2em;margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WRITINGS OF THOMAS PAINE ***</div>
+
+<h1>The Writings of Thomas Paine</h1>
+
+<h3>The Age of Reason &mdash; Part I and II</h3>
+
+<h2 class="no-break">by Thomas Paine</h2>
+
+<h3>Collected And Edited By Moncure Daniel Conway</h3>
+
+<h2>VOLUME IV.</h2>
+
+<h3>(1796)</h3>
+
+<hr />
+
+<h2>Contents</h2>
+
+<table summary="" style="">
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap00">EDITOR&rsquo;S INTRODUCTION</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#part01"><b>THE AGE OF REASON &mdash; PART I</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap01">CHAPTER I. THE AUTHOR&rsquo;S PROFESSION OF FAITH</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap02">CHAPTER II. OF MISSIONS AND REVELATIONS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap03">CHAPTER III. CONCERNING THE CHARACTER OF JESUS CHRIST, AND HIS HISTORY</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap04">CHAPTER IV. OF THE BASES OF CHRISTIANITY</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap05">CHAPTER V. EXAMINATION IN DETAIL OF THE PRECEDING BASES</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap06">CHAPTER VI. OF THE TRUE THEOLOGY</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap07">CHAPTER VII. EXAMINATION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap08">CHAPTER VIII. OF THE NEW TESTAMENT</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap09">CHAPTER IX. IN WHAT THE TRUE REVELATION CONSISTS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap10">CHAPTER X. CONCERNING GOD, AND THE LIGHTS CAST ON HIS EXISTENCE AND ATTRIBUTES BY THE BIBLE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap11">CHAPTER XI. OF THE THEOLOGY OF THE CHRISTIANS; AND THE TRUE THEOLOGY</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap12">CHAPTER XII. THE EFFECTS OF CHRISTIANISM ON EDUCATION; PROPOSED REFORMS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap13">CHAPTER XIII. COMPARISON OF CHRISTIANISM WITH THE RELIGIOUS IDEAS INSPIRED BY NATURE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap14">CHAPTER XIV. SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap15">CHAPTER XV. ADVANTAGES OF THE EXISTENCE OF MANY WORLDS IN EACH SOLAR SYSTEM</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap16">CHAPTER XVI. APPLICATION OF THE PRECEDING TO THE SYSTEM OF THE CHRISTIANS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap17">CHAPTER XVII. OF THE MEANS EMPLOYED IN ALL TIME, AND ALMOST UNIVERSALLY, TO DECEIVE THE PEOPLES</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap18">RECAPITULATION</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#part02"><b>THE AGE OF REASON &mdash; PART II</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap19">PREFACE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap20">CHAPTER I. THE OLD TESTAMENT</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap21">CHAPTER II. THE NEW TESTAMENT</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap22">CHAPTER III. CONCLUSION</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<hr />
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap00"></a>EDITOR&rsquo;S INTRODUCTION</h2>
+
+<h3>WITH SOME RESULTS OF RECENT RESEARCHES.</h3>
+
+<p>
+In the opening year, 1793, when revolutionary France had beheaded its king, the
+wrath turned next upon the King of kings, by whose grace every tyrant claimed
+to reign. But eventualities had brought among them a great English and American
+heart&mdash;Thomas Paine. He had pleaded for Louis Capet&mdash;&ldquo;Kill the
+king but spare the man.&rdquo; Now he pleaded,&mdash;&ldquo;Disbelieve in the
+King of kings, but do not confuse with that idol the Father of Mankind!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In Paine&rsquo;s Preface to the Second Part of &ldquo;The Age of Reason&rdquo;
+he describes himself as writing the First Part near the close of the year 1793.
+&ldquo;I had not finished it more than six hours, in the state it has since
+appeared, before a guard came about three in the morning, with an order signed
+by the two Committees of Public Safety and Surety General, for putting me in
+arrestation.&rdquo; This was on the morning of December 28. But it is necessary
+to weigh the words just quoted&mdash;&ldquo;in the state it has since
+appeared.&rdquo; For on August 5, 1794, Francois Lanthenas, in an appeal for
+Paine&rsquo;s liberation, wrote as follows: &ldquo;I deliver to Merlin de
+Thionville a copy of the last work of T. Payne [The Age of Reason], formerly
+our colleague, and in custody since the decree excluding foreigners from the
+national representation. This book was written by the author in the beginning
+of the year &rsquo;93 (old style). I undertook its translation before the
+revolution against priests, and it was published in French about the same time.
+Couthon, to whom I sent it, seemed offended with me for having translated this
+work.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Under the frown of Couthon, one of the most atrocious colleagues of
+Robespierre, this early publication seems to have been so effectually
+suppressed that no copy bearing that date, 1793, can be found in France or
+elsewhere. In Paine&rsquo;s letter to Samuel Adams, printed in the present
+volume, he says that he had it translated into French, to stay the progress of
+atheism, and that he endangered his life &ldquo;by opposing atheism.&rdquo; The
+time indicated by Lanthenas as that in which he submitted the work to Couthon
+would appear to be the latter part of March, 1793, the fury against the
+priesthood having reached its climax in the decrees against them of March 19
+and 26. If the moral deformity of Couthon, even greater than that of his body,
+be remembered, and the readiness with which death was inflicted for the most
+theoretical opinion not approved by the &ldquo;Mountain,&rdquo; it will appear
+probable that the offence given Couthon by Paine&rsquo;s book involved danger
+to him and his translator. On May 31, when the Girondins were accused, the name
+of Lanthenas was included, and he barely escaped; and on the same day Danton
+persuaded Paine not to appear in the Convention, as his life might be in
+danger. Whether this was because of the &ldquo;Age of Reason,&rdquo; with its
+fling at the &ldquo;Goddess Nature&rdquo; or not, the statements of author and
+translator are harmonized by the fact that Paine prepared the manuscript, with
+considerable additions and changes, for publication in English, as he has
+stated in the Preface to Part II.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A comparison of the French and English versions, sentence by sentence, proved
+to me that the translation sent by Lanthenas to Merlin de Thionville in 1794 is
+the same as that he sent to Couthon in 1793. This discovery was the means of
+recovering several interesting sentences of the original work. I have given as
+footnotes translations of such clauses and phrases of the French work as
+appeared to be important. Those familiar with the translations of Lanthenas
+need not be reminded that he was too much of a literalist to depart from the
+manuscript before him, and indeed he did not even venture to alter it in an
+instance (presently considered) where it was obviously needed. Nor would
+Lanthenas have omitted any of the paragraphs lacking in his translation. This
+original work was divided into seventeen chapters, and these I have restored,
+translating their headings into English. The &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; is
+thus for the first time given to the world with nearly its original
+completeness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It should be remembered that Paine could not have read the proof of his
+&ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; (Part I.) which went through the press while he was
+in prison. To this must be ascribed the permanence of some sentences as
+abbreviated in the haste he has described. A notable instance is the dropping
+out of his estimate of Jesus the words rendered by Lanthenas &ldquo;trop peu
+imite, trop oublie, trop meconnu.&rdquo; The addition of these words to
+Paine&rsquo;s tribute makes it the more notable that almost the only
+recognition of the human character and life of Jesus by any theological writer
+of that generation came from one long branded as an infidel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To the inability of the prisoner to give his work any revision must be
+attributed the preservation in it of the singular error already alluded to, as
+one that Lanthenas, but for his extreme fidelity, would have corrected. This is
+Paine&rsquo;s repeated mention of six planets, and enumeration of them, twelve
+years after the discovery of Uranus. Paine was a devoted student of astronomy,
+and it cannot for a moment be supposed that he had not participated in the
+universal welcome of Herschel&rsquo;s discovery. The omission of any allusion
+to it convinces me that the astronomical episode was printed from a manuscript
+written before 1781, when Uranus was discovered. Unfamiliar with French in
+1793, Paine might not have discovered the erratum in Lanthenas&rsquo;
+translation, and, having no time for copying, he would naturally use as much as
+possible of the same manuscript in preparing his work for English readers. But
+he had no opportunity of revision, and there remains an erratum which, if my
+conjecture be correct, casts a significant light on the paragraphs in which he
+alludes to the preparation of the work. He states that soon after his
+publication of &ldquo;Common Sense&rdquo; (1776), he &ldquo;saw the exceeding
+probability that a revolution in the system of government would be followed by
+a revolution in the system of religion,&rdquo; and that &ldquo;man would return
+to the pure, unmixed, and unadulterated belief of one God and no more.&rdquo;
+He tells Samuel Adams that it had long been his intention to publish his
+thoughts upon religion, and he had made a similar remark to John Adams in 1776.
+Like the Quakers among whom he was reared Paine could then readily use the
+phrase &ldquo;word of God&rdquo; for anything in the Bible which approved
+itself to his &ldquo;inner light,&rdquo; and as he had drawn from the first
+Book of Samuel a divine condemnation of monarchy, John Adams, a Unitarian,
+asked him if he believed in the inspiration of the Old Testament. Paine replied
+that he did not, and at a later period meant to publish his views on the
+subject. There is little doubt that he wrote from time to time on religious
+points, during the American war, without publishing his thoughts, just as he
+worked on the problem of steam navigation, in which he had invented a
+practicable method (ten years before John Fitch made his discovery) without
+publishing it. At any rate it appears to me certain that the part of &ldquo;The
+Age of Reason&rdquo; connected with Paine&rsquo;s favorite science, astronomy,
+was written before 1781, when Uranus was discovered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paine&rsquo;s theism, however invested with biblical and Christian phraseology,
+was a birthright. It appears clear from several allusions in &ldquo;The Age of
+Reason&rdquo; to the Quakers that in his early life, or before the middle of
+the eighteenth century, the people so called were substantially Deists. An
+interesting confirmation of Paine&rsquo;s statements concerning them appears as
+I write in an account sent by Count Leo Tolstoi to the London
+&lsquo;Times&rsquo; of the Russian sect called Dukhobortsy (The Times, October
+23, 1895). This sect sprang up in the last century, and the narrative says:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The first seeds of the teaching called afterwards
+&lsquo;Dukhoborcheskaya&rsquo; were sown by a foreigner, a Quaker, who came to
+Russia. The fundamental idea of his Quaker teaching was that in the soul of man
+dwells God himself, and that He himself guides man by His inner word. God lives
+in nature physically and in man&rsquo;s soul spiritually. To Christ, as to an
+historical personage, the Dukhobortsy do not ascribe great importance... Christ
+was God&rsquo;s son, but only in the sense in which we call, ourselves
+&lsquo;sons of God.&rsquo; The purpose of Christ&rsquo;s sufferings was no
+other than to show us an example of suffering for truth. The Quakers who, in
+1818, visited the Dukhobortsy, could not agree with them upon these religious
+subjects; and when they heard from them their opinion about Jesus Christ (that
+he was a man), exclaimed &lsquo;Darkness!&rsquo; From the Old and New
+Testaments,&rsquo; they say, &lsquo;we take only what is useful,&rsquo; mostly
+the moral teaching.... The moral ideas of the Dukhobortsy are the
+following:&mdash;All men are, by nature, equal; external distinctions,
+whatsoever they may be, are worth nothing. This idea of men&rsquo;s equality
+the Dukhoborts have directed further, against the State authority.... Amongst
+themselves they hold subordination, and much more, a monarchical Government, to
+be contrary to their ideas.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here is an early Hicksite Quakerism carried to Russia long before the birth of
+Elias Hicks, who recovered it from Paine, to whom the American Quakers refused
+burial among them. Although Paine arraigned the union of Church and State, his
+ideal Republic was religious; it was based on a conception of equality based on
+the divine son-ship of every man. This faith underlay equally his burden
+against claims to divine partiality by a &ldquo;Chosen People,&rdquo; a
+Priesthood, a Monarch &ldquo;by the grace of God,&rdquo; or an Aristocracy.
+Paine&rsquo;s &ldquo;Reason&rdquo; is only an expansion of the Quaker&rsquo;s
+&ldquo;inner light&rdquo;; and the greater impression, as compared with
+previous republican and deistic writings made by his &ldquo;Rights of
+Man&rdquo; and &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; (really volumes of one work), is
+partly explained by the apostolic fervor which made him a spiritual, successor
+of George Fox.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paine&rsquo;s mind was by no means skeptical, it was eminently instructive.
+That he should have waited until his fifty-seventh year before publishing his
+religious convictions was due to a desire to work out some positive and
+practicable system to take the place of that which he believed was crumbling.
+The English engineer Hall, who assisted Paine in making the model of his iron
+bridge, wrote to his friends in England, in 1786: &ldquo;My employer has Common
+Sense enough to disbelieve most of the common systematic theories of Divinity,
+but does not seem to establish any for himself.&rdquo; But five years later
+Paine was able to lay the corner-stone of his temple: &ldquo;With respect to
+religion itself, without regard to names, and as directing itself from the
+universal family of mankind to the &lsquo;Divine object of all adoration, it is
+man bringing to his Maker the fruits of his heart; and though those fruits may
+differ from each other like the fruits of the earth, the grateful tribute of
+every one, is accepted.&rdquo; (&ldquo;Rights of Man.&rdquo; See my edition of
+Paine&rsquo;s Writings, ii., p. 326.) Here we have a reappearance of George Fox
+confuting the doctor in America who &ldquo;denied the light and Spirit of God
+to be in every one; and affirmed that it was not in the Indians. Whereupon I
+called an Indian to us, and asked him &lsquo;whether or not, when he lied, or
+did wrong to anyone, there was not something in him that reproved him for
+it?&rsquo; He said, &lsquo;There was such a thing in him that did so reprove
+him; and he was ashamed when he had done wrong, or spoken wrong.&rsquo; So we
+shamed the doctor before the governor and the people.&rdquo; (Journal of George
+Fox, September 1672.)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paine, who coined the phrase &ldquo;Religion of Humanity&rdquo; (The Crisis,
+vii., 1778), did but logically defend it in &ldquo;The Age of Reason,&rdquo; by
+denying a special revelation to any particular tribe, or divine authority in
+any particular creed of church; and the centenary of this much-abused
+publication has been celebrated by a great conservative champion of Church and
+State, Mr. Balfour, who, in his &ldquo;Foundations of Belief,&rdquo; affirms
+that &ldquo;inspiration&rdquo; cannot be denied to the great Oriental teachers,
+unless grapes may be gathered from thorns.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The centenary of the complete publication of &ldquo;The Age of Reason,&rdquo;
+(October 25, 1795), was also celebrated at the Church Congress, Norwich, on
+October 10, 1895, when Professor Bonney, F.R.S., Canon of Manchester, read a
+paper in which he said: &ldquo;I cannot deny that the increase of scientific
+knowledge has deprived parts of the earlier books of the Bible of the
+historical value which was generally attributed to them by our forefathers. The
+story of Creation in the Book of Genesis, unless we play fast and loose either
+with words or with science, cannot be brought into harmony with what we have
+learnt from geology. Its ethnological statements are imperfect, if not
+sometimes inaccurate. The stories of the Fall, of the Flood, and of the Tower
+of Babel, are incredible in their present form. Some historical element may
+underlie many of the traditions in the first eleven chapters in that book, but
+this we cannot hope to recover.&rdquo; Canon Bonney proceeded to say of the New
+Testament also, that &ldquo;the Gospels are not so far as we know, strictly
+contemporaneous records, so we must admit the possibility of variations and
+even inaccuracies in details being introduced by oral tradition.&rdquo; The
+Canon thinks the interval too short for these importations to be serious, but
+that any question of this kind is left open proves the Age of Reason fully upon
+us. Reason alone can determine how many texts are as spurious as the three
+heavenly witnesses (i John v. 7), and like it &ldquo;serious&rdquo; enough to
+have cost good men their lives, and persecutors their charities. When men
+interpolate, it is because they believe their interpolation seriously needed.
+It will be seen by a note in Part II. of the work, that Paine calls attention
+to an interpolation introduced into the first American edition without
+indication of its being an editorial footnote. This footnote was: &ldquo;The
+book of Luke was carried by a majority of one only. Vide Moshelm&rsquo;s Ecc.
+History.&rdquo; Dr. Priestley, then in America, answered Paine&rsquo;s work,
+and in quoting less than a page from the &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; he made
+three alterations,&mdash;one of which changed &ldquo;church mythologists&rdquo;
+into &ldquo;Christian mythologists,&rdquo;&mdash;and also raised the editorial
+footnote into the text, omitting the reference to Mosheim. Having done this,
+Priestley writes: &ldquo;As to the gospel of Luke being carried by a majority
+of one only, it is a legend, if not of Mr. Paine&rsquo;s own invention, of no
+better authority whatever.&rdquo; And so on with further castigation of the
+author for what he never wrote, and which he himself (Priestley) was the
+unconscious means of introducing into the text within the year of Paine&rsquo;s
+publication.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If this could be done, unintentionally by a conscientious and exact man, and
+one not unfriendly to Paine, if such a writer as Priestley could make four
+mistakes in citing half a page, it will appear not very wonderful when I state
+that in a modern popular edition of &ldquo;The Age of Reason,&rdquo; including
+both parts, I have noted about five hundred deviations from the original. These
+were mainly the accumulated efforts of friendly editors to improve
+Paine&rsquo;s grammar or spelling; some were misprints, or developed out of
+such; and some resulted from the sale in London of a copy of Part Second
+surreptitiously made from the manuscript. These facts add significance to
+Paine&rsquo;s footnote (itself altered in some editions!), in which he says:
+&ldquo;If this has happened within such a short space of time, notwithstanding
+the aid of printing, which prevents the alteration of copies individually; what
+may not have happened in a much greater length of time, when there was no
+printing, and when any man who could write, could make a written copy, and call
+it an original, by Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nothing appears to me more striking, as an illustration of the far-reaching
+effects of traditional prejudice, than the errors into which some of our ablest
+contemporary scholars have fallen by reason of their not having studied Paine.
+Professor Huxley, for instance, speaking of the freethinkers of the eighteenth
+century, admires the acuteness, common sense, wit, and the broad humanity of
+the best of them, but says &ldquo;there is rarely much to be said for their
+work as an example of the adequate treatment of a grave and difficult
+investigation,&rdquo; and that they shared with their adversaries &ldquo;to the
+full the fatal weakness of a priori philosophizing.&rdquo; [NOTE: Science and
+Christian Tradition, p. 18 (Lon. ed., 1894).] Professor Huxley does not name
+Paine, evidently because he knows nothing about him. Yet Paine represents the
+turning-point of the historical freethinking movement; he renounced the
+&lsquo;a priori&rsquo; method, refused to pronounce anything impossible outside
+pure mathematics, rested everything on evidence, and really founded the
+Huxleyan school. He plagiarized by anticipation many things from the
+rationalistic leaders of our time, from Strauss and Baur (being the first to
+expatiate on &ldquo;Christian Mythology&rdquo;), from Renan (being the first to
+attempt recovery of the human Jesus), and notably from Huxley, who has repeated
+Paine&rsquo;s arguments on the untrustworthiness of the biblical manuscripts
+and canon, on the inconsistencies of the narratives of Christ&rsquo;s
+resurrection, and various other points. None can be more loyal to the memory of
+Huxley than the present writer, and it is even because of my sense of his grand
+leadership that he is here mentioned as a typical instance of the extent to
+which the very elect of free-thought may be unconsciously victimized by the
+phantasm with which they are contending. He says that Butler overthrew
+freethinkers of the eighteenth century type, but Paine was of the nineteenth
+century type; and it was precisely because of his critical method that he
+excited more animosity than his deistical predecessors. He compelled the
+apologists to defend the biblical narratives in detail, and thus implicitly
+acknowledge the tribunal of reason and knowledge to which they were summoned.
+The ultimate answer by police was a confession of judgment. A hundred years ago
+England was suppressing Paine&rsquo;s works, and many an honest Englishman has
+gone to prison for printing and circulating his &ldquo;Age of Reason.&rdquo;
+The same views are now freely expressed; they are heard in the seats of
+learning, and even in the Church Congress; but the suppression of Paine, begun
+by bigotry and ignorance, is continued in the long indifference of the
+representatives of our Age of Reason to their pioneer and founder. It is a
+grievous loss to them and to their cause. It is impossible to understand the
+religious history of England, and of America, without studying the phases of
+their evolution represented in the writings of Thomas Paine, in the
+controversies that grew out of them with such practical accompaniments as the
+foundation of the Theophilanthropist Church in Paris and New York, and of the
+great rationalist wing of Quakerism in America.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whatever may be the case with scholars in our time, those of Paine&rsquo;s time
+took the &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; very seriously indeed. Beginning with the
+learned Dr. Richard Watson, Bishop of Llandaff, a large number of learned men
+replied to Paine&rsquo;s work, and it became a signal for the commencement of
+those concessions, on the part of theology, which have continued to our time;
+and indeed the so-called &ldquo;Broad Church&rdquo; is to some extent an
+outcome of &ldquo;The Age of Reason.&rdquo; It would too much enlarge this
+Introduction to cite here the replies made to Paine (thirty-six are catalogued
+in the British Museum), but it may be remarked that they were notably free, as
+a rule, from the personalities that raged in the pulpits. I must venture to
+quote one passage from his very learned antagonist, the Rev. Gilbert Wakefield,
+B.A., &ldquo;late Fellow of Jesus College, Cambridge.&rdquo; Wakefield, who had
+resided in London during all the Paine panic, and was well acquainted with the
+slanders uttered against the author of &ldquo;Rights of Man,&rdquo; indirectly
+brands them in answering Paine&rsquo;s argument that the original and
+traditional unbelief of the Jews, among whom the alleged miracles were wrought,
+is an important evidence against them. The learned divine writes:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;But the subject before us admits of further illustration from the
+example of Mr. Paine himself. In this country, where his opposition to the
+corruptions of government has raised him so many adversaries, and such a swarm
+of unprincipled hirelings have exerted themselves in blackening his character
+and in misrepresenting all the transactions and incidents of his life, will it
+not be a most difficult, nay an impossible task, for posterity, after a lapse
+of 1700 years, if such a wreck of modern literature as that of the ancient,
+should intervene, to identify the real circumstances, moral and civil, of the
+man? And will a true historian, such as the Evangelists, be credited at that
+future period against such a predominant incredulity, without large and mighty
+accessions of collateral attestation? And how transcendently extraordinary, I
+had almost said miraculous, will it be estimated by candid and reasonable
+minds, that a writer whose object was a melioration of condition to the common
+people, and their deliverance from oppression, poverty, wretchedness, to the
+numberless blessings of upright and equal government, should be reviled,
+persecuted, and burned in effigy, with every circumstance of insult and
+execration, by these very objects of his benevolent intentions, in every corner
+of the kingdom?&rdquo; After the execution of Louis XVI., for whose life Paine
+pleaded so earnestly,&mdash;while in England he was denounced as an accomplice
+in the deed,&mdash;he devoted himself to the preparation of a Constitution, and
+also to gathering up his religious compositions and adding to them. This
+manuscript I suppose to have been prepared in what was variously known as
+White&rsquo;s Hotel or Philadelphia House, in Paris, No. 7 Passage des Petits
+Peres. This compilation of early and fresh manuscripts (if my theory be
+correct) was labelled, &ldquo;The Age of Reason,&rdquo; and given for
+translation to Francois Lanthenas in March 1793. It is entered, in Qudrard (La
+France Literaire) under the year 1793, but with the title &ldquo;L&rsquo;Age de
+la Raison&rdquo; instead of that which it bore in 1794, &ldquo;Le Siecle de la
+Raison.&rdquo; The latter, printed &ldquo;Au Burcau de l&rsquo;imprimerie, rue
+du Theatre-Francais, No. 4,&rdquo; is said to be by &ldquo;Thomas Paine,
+Citoyen et cultivateur de l&rsquo;Amerique septentrionale, secretaire du
+Congres du departement des affaires etrangeres pendant la guerre
+d&rsquo;Amerique, et auteur des ouvrages intitules: LA SENS COMMUN et LES
+DROITS DE L&rsquo;HOMME.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the Revolution was advancing to increasing terrors, Paine, unwilling to
+participate in the decrees of a Convention whose sole legal function was to
+frame a Constitution, retired to an old mansion and garden in the Faubourg St.
+Denis, No. 63. Mr. J.G. Alger, whose researches in personal details connected
+with the Revolution are original and useful, recently showed me in the National
+Archives at Paris, some papers connected with the trial of Georgeit,
+Paine&rsquo;s landlord, by which it appears that the present No. 63 is not, as
+I had supposed, the house in which Paine resided. Mr. Alger accompanied me to
+the neighborhood, but we were not able to identify the house. The arrest of
+Georgeit is mentioned by Paine in his essay on &ldquo;Forgetfulness&rdquo;
+(Writings, iii., 319). When his trial came on one of the charges was that he
+had kept in his house &ldquo;Paine and other Englishmen,&rdquo;&mdash;Paine
+being then in prison,&mdash;but he (Georgeit) was acquitted of the paltry
+accusations brought against him by his Section, the &ldquo;Faubourg du
+Nord.&rdquo; This Section took in the whole east side of the Faubourg St.
+Denis, whereas the present No. 63 is on the west side. After Georgeit (or
+Georger) had been arrested, Paine was left alone in the large mansion (said by
+Rickman to have been once the hotel of Madame de Pompadour), and it would
+appear, by his account, that it was after the execution (October 31, 1793) Of
+his friends the Girondins, and political comrades, that he felt his end at
+hand, and set about his last literary bequest to the world,&mdash;&ldquo;The
+Age of Reason,&rdquo;&mdash;in the state in which it has since appeared, as he
+is careful to say. There was every probability, during the months in which he
+wrote (November and December 1793) that he would be executed. His religious
+testament was prepared with the blade of the guillotine suspended over
+him,&mdash;a fact which did not deter pious mythologists from portraying his
+death-bed remorse for having written the book.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In editing Part I. of &ldquo;The Age of Reason,&rdquo; I follow closely the
+first edition, which was printed by Barrois in Paris from the manuscript, no
+doubt under the superintendence of Joel Barlow, to whom Paine, on his way to
+the Luxembourg, had confided it. Barlow was an American ex-clergyman, a
+speculator on whose career French archives cast an unfavorable light, and one
+cannot be certain that no liberties were taken with Paine&rsquo;s proofs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I may repeat here what I have stated in the outset of my editorial work on
+Paine that my rule is to correct obvious misprints, and also any punctuation
+which seems to render the sense less clear. And to that I will now add that in
+following Paine&rsquo;s quotations from the Bible I have adopted the Plan now
+generally used in place of his occasionally too extended writing out of book,
+chapter, and verse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paine was imprisoned in the Luxembourg on December 28, 1793, and released on
+November 4, 1794. His liberation was secured by his old friend, James Monroe
+(afterwards President), who had succeeded his (Paine&rsquo;s) relentless enemy,
+Gouverneur Morris, as American Minister in Paris. He was found by Monroe more
+dead than alive from semi-starvation, cold, and an abscess contracted in
+prison, and taken to the Minister&rsquo;s own residence. It was not supposed
+that he could survive, and he owed his life to the tender care of Mr. and Mrs.
+Monroe. It was while thus a prisoner in his room, with death still hovering
+over him, that Paine wrote Part Second of &ldquo;The Age of Reason.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The work was published in London by H.D. Symonds on October 25, 1795, and
+claimed to be &ldquo;from the Author&rsquo;s manuscript.&rdquo; It is marked as
+&ldquo;Entered at Stationers Hall,&rdquo; and prefaced by an apologetic note of
+&ldquo;The Bookseller to the Public,&rdquo; whose commonplaces about avoiding
+both prejudice and partiality, and considering &ldquo;both sides,&rdquo; need
+not be quoted. While his volume was going through the press in Paris, Paine
+heard of the publication in London, which drew from him the following hurried
+note to a London publisher, no doubt Daniel Isaacs Eaton:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;SIR,&mdash;I have seen advertised in the London papers the second
+Edition [part] of the Age of Reason, printed, the advertisement says, from the
+Author&rsquo;s Manuscript, and entered at Stationers Hall. I have never sent
+any manuscript to any person. It is therefore a forgery to say it is printed
+from the author&rsquo;s manuscript; and I suppose is done to give the Publisher
+a pretence of Copy Right, which he has no title to.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I send you a printed copy, which is the only one I have sent to London.
+I wish you to make a cheap edition of it. I know not by what means any copy has
+got over to London. If any person has made a manuscript copy I have no doubt
+but it is full of errors. I wish you would talk to Mr. &mdash;&mdash;- upon
+this subject as I wish to know by what means this trick has been played, and
+from whom the publisher has got possession of any copy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;T. PAINE.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;PARIS, December 4, 1795&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Eaton&rsquo;s cheap edition appeared January 1, 1796, with the above letter on
+the reverse of the title. The blank in the note was probably
+&ldquo;Symonds&rdquo; in the original, and possibly that publisher was imposed
+upon. Eaton, already in trouble for printing one of Paine&rsquo;s political
+pamphlets, fled to America, and an edition of the &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo;
+was issued under a new title; no publisher appears; it is said to be
+&ldquo;printed for, and sold by all the Booksellers in Great Britain and
+Ireland.&rdquo; It is also said to be &ldquo;By Thomas Paine, author of several
+remarkable performances.&rdquo; I have never found any copy of this anonymous
+edition except the one in my possession. It is evidently the edition which was
+suppressed by the prosecution of Williams for selling a copy of it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A comparison with Paine&rsquo;s revised edition reveals a good many clerical
+and verbal errors in Symonds, though few that affect the sense. The worst are
+in the preface, where, instead of &ldquo;1793,&rdquo; the misleading date
+&ldquo;1790&rdquo; is given as the year at whose close Paine completed Part
+First,&mdash;an error that spread far and wide and was fastened on by his
+calumnious American &ldquo;biographer,&rdquo; Cheetham, to prove his
+inconsistency. The editors have been fairly demoralized by, and have altered in
+different ways, the following sentence of the preface in Symonds: &ldquo;The
+intolerant spirit of religious persecution had transferred itself into
+politics; the tribunals, styled Revolutionary, supplied the place of the
+Inquisition; and the Guillotine of the State outdid the Fire and Faggot of the
+Church.&rdquo; The rogue who copied this little knew the care with which Paine
+weighed words, and that he would never call persecution
+&ldquo;religious,&rdquo; nor connect the guillotine with the
+&ldquo;State,&rdquo; nor concede that with all its horrors it had outdone the
+history of fire and faggot. What Paine wrote was: &ldquo;The intolerant spirit
+of church persecution had transferred itself into politics; the tribunals,
+styled Revolutionary, supplied the place of an Inquisition and the Guillotine,
+of the Stake.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+An original letter of Paine, in the possession of Joseph Cowen, ex-M.P., which
+that gentleman permits me to bring to light, besides being one of general
+interest makes clear the circumstances of the original publication. Although
+the name of the correspondent does not appear on the letter, it was certainly
+written to Col. John Fellows of New York, who copyrighted Part I. of the
+&ldquo;Age of Reason.&rdquo; He published the pamphlets of Joel Barlow, to whom
+Paine confided his manuscript on his way to prison. Fellows was afterwards
+Paine&rsquo;s intimate friend in New York, and it was chiefly due to him that
+some portions of the author&rsquo;s writings, left in manuscript to Madame
+Bonneville while she was a freethinker were rescued from her devout
+destructiveness after her return to Catholicism. The letter which Mr. Cowen
+sends me, is dated at Paris, January 20, 1797.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;SIR,&mdash;Your friend Mr. Caritat being on the point of his departure
+for America, I make it the opportunity of writing to you. I received two
+letters from you with some pamphlets a considerable time past, in which you
+inform me of your entering a copyright of the first part of the Age of Reason:
+when I return to America we will settle for that matter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;As Doctor Franklin has been my intimate friend for thirty years past you
+will naturally see the reason of my continuing the connection with his
+grandson. I printed here (Paris) about fifteen thousand of the second part of
+the Age of Reason, which I sent to Mr. F[ranklin] Bache. I gave him notice of
+it in September 1795 and the copy-right by my own direction was entered by him.
+The books did not arrive till April following, but he had advertised it long
+before.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I sent to him in August last a manuscript letter of about 70 pages, from
+me to Mr. Washington to be printed in a pamphlet. Mr. Barnes of Philadelphia
+carried the letter from me over to London to be forwarded to America. It went
+by the ship Hope, Cap: Harley, who since his return from America told me that
+he put it into the post office at New York for Bache. I have yet no certain
+account of its publication. I mention this that the letter may be enquired
+after, in case it has not been published or has not arrived to Mr. Bache.
+Barnes wrote to me, from London 29 August informing me that he was offered
+three hundred pounds sterling for the manuscript. The offer was refused because
+it was my intention it should not appear till it appeared in America, as that,
+and not England was the place for its operation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You ask me by your letter to Mr. Caritat for a list of my several works,
+in order to publish a collection of them. This is an undertaking I have always
+reserved for myself. It not only belongs to me of right, but nobody but myself
+can do it; and as every author is accountable (at least in reputation) for his
+works, he only is the person to do it. If he neglects it in his life-time the
+case is altered. It is my intention to return to America in the course of the
+present year. I shall then [do] it by subscription, with historical notes. As
+this work will employ many persons in different parts of the Union, I will
+confer with you upon the subject, and such part of it as will suit you to
+undertake, will be at your choice. I have sustained so much loss, by
+disinterestedness and inattention to money matters, and by accidents, that I am
+obliged to look closer to my affairs than I have done. The printer (an
+Englishman) whom I employed here to print the second part of &lsquo;the Age of
+Reason&rsquo; made a manuscript copy of the work while he was printing it,
+which he sent to London and sold. It was by this means that an edition of it
+came out in London.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We are waiting here for news from America of the state of the federal
+elections. You will have heard long before this reaches you that the French
+government has refused to receive Mr. Pinckney as minister. While Mr. Monroe
+was minister he had the opportunity of softening matters with this government,
+for he was in good credit with them tho&rsquo; they were in high indignation at
+the infidelity of the Washington Administration. It is time that Mr. Washington
+retire, for he has played off so much prudent hypocrisy between France and
+England that neither government believes anything he says.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Your friend, etc.,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;THOMAS PAINE.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would appear that Symonds&rsquo; stolen edition must have got ahead of that
+sent by Paine to Franklin Bache, for some of its errors continue in all modern
+American editions to the present day, as well as in those of England. For in
+England it was only the shilling edition&mdash;that revised by
+Paine&mdash;which was suppressed. Symonds, who ministered to the half-crown
+folk, and who was also publisher of replies to Paine, was left undisturbed
+about his pirated edition, and the new Society for the suppression of Vice and
+Immorality fastened on one Thomas Williams, who sold pious tracts but was also
+convicted (June 24, 1797) of having sold one copy of the &ldquo;Age of
+Reason.&rdquo; Erskine, who had defended Paine at his trial for the
+&ldquo;Rights of Man,&rdquo; conducted the prosecution of Williams. He gained
+the victory from a packed jury, but was not much elated by it, especially after
+a certain adventure on his way to Lincoln&rsquo;s Inn. He felt his coat
+clutched and beheld at his feet a woman bathed in tears. She led him into the
+small book-shop of Thomas Williams, not yet called up for judgment, and there
+he beheld his victim stitching tracts in a wretched little room, where there
+were three children, two suffering with Smallpox. He saw that it would be ruin
+and even a sort of murder to take away to prison the husband, who was not a
+freethinker, and lamented his publication of the book, and a meeting of the
+Society which had retained him was summoned. There was a full meeting, the
+Bishop of London (Porteus) in the chair. Erskine reminded them that Williams
+was yet to be brought up for sentence, described the scene he had witnessed,
+and Williams&rsquo; penitence, and, as the book was now suppressed, asked
+permission to move for a nominal sentence. Mercy, he urged, was a part of the
+Christianity they were defending. Not one of the Society took his
+side,&mdash;not even &ldquo;philanthropic&rdquo; Wilberforce&mdash;and Erskine
+threw up his brief. This action of Erskine led the Judge to give Williams only
+a year in prison instead of the three he said had been intended.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While Williams was in prison the orthodox colporteurs were circulating
+Erskine&rsquo;s speech on Christianity, but also an anonymous sermon &ldquo;On
+the Existence and Attributes of the Deity,&rdquo; all of which was from
+Paine&rsquo;s &ldquo;Age of Reason,&rdquo; except a brief &ldquo;Address to the
+Deity&rdquo; appended. This picturesque anomaly was repeated in the circulation
+of Paine&rsquo;s &ldquo;Discourse to the Theophilanthropists&rdquo; (their and
+the author&rsquo;s names removed) under the title of &ldquo;Atheism
+Refuted.&rdquo; Both of these pamphlets are now before me, and beside them a
+London tract of one page just sent for my spiritual benefit. This is headed
+&ldquo;A Word of Caution.&rdquo; It begins by mentioning the &ldquo;pernicious
+doctrines of Paine,&rdquo; the first being &ldquo;that there is No GOD&rdquo;
+(sic,) then proceeds to adduce evidences of divine existence taken from
+Paine&rsquo;s works. It should be added that this one dingy page is the only
+&ldquo;survival&rdquo; of the ancient Paine effigy in the tract form which I
+have been able to find in recent years, and to this no Society or
+Publisher&rsquo;s name is attached.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The imprisonment of Williams was the beginning of a thirty years&rsquo; war for
+religious liberty in England, in the course of which occurred many notable
+events, such as Eaton receiving homage in his pillory at Choring Cross, and the
+whole Carlile family imprisoned,&mdash;its head imprisoned more than nine years
+for publishing the &ldquo;Age of Reason.&rdquo; This last victory of
+persecution was suicidal. Gentlemen of wealth, not adherents of Paine, helped
+in setting Carlile up in business in Fleet Street, where free-thinking
+publications have since been sold without interruption. But though Liberty
+triumphed in one sense, the &ldquo;Age of Reason.&rdquo; remained to some
+extent suppressed among those whose attention it especially merited. Its
+original prosecution by a Society for the Suppression of Vice (a device to,
+relieve the Crown) amounted to a libel upon a morally clean book, restricting
+its perusal in families; and the fact that the shilling book sold by and among
+humble people was alone prosecuted, diffused among the educated an equally
+false notion that the &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; was vulgar and illiterate.
+The theologians, as we have seen, estimated more justly the ability of their
+antagonist, the collaborator of Franklin, Rittenhouse, and Clymer, on whom the
+University of Pennsylvania had conferred the degree of Master of
+Arts,&mdash;but the gentry confused Paine with the class described by Burke as
+&ldquo;the swinish multitude.&rdquo; Skepticism, or its free utterance, was
+temporarily driven out of polite circles by its complication with the out-lawed
+vindicator of the &ldquo;Rights of Man.&rdquo; But that long combat has now
+passed away. Time has reduced the &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; from a flag of
+popular radicalism to a comparatively conservative treatise, so far as its
+negations are concerned. An old friend tells me that in his youth he heard a
+sermon in which the preacher declared that &ldquo;Tom Paine was so wicked that
+he could not be buried; his bones were thrown into a box which was bandied
+about the world till it came to a button-manufacturer; and now Paine is
+travelling round the world in the form of buttons!&rdquo; This variant of the
+Wandering Jew myth may now be regarded as unconscious homage to the author
+whose metaphorical bones may be recognized in buttons now fashionable, and some
+even found useful in holding clerical vestments together.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the careful reader will find in Paine&rsquo;s &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo;
+something beyond negations, and in conclusion I will especially call attention
+to the new departure in Theism indicated in a passage corresponding to a famous
+aphorism of Kant, indicated by a note in Part II. The discovery already
+mentioned, that Part I. was written at least fourteen years before Part II.,
+led me to compare the two; and it is plain that while the earlier work is an
+amplification of Newtonian Deism, based on the phenomena of planetary motion,
+the work of 1795 bases belief in God on &ldquo;the universal display of himself
+in the works of the creation and by that repugnance we feel in ourselves to bad
+actions, and disposition to do good ones.&rdquo; This exaltation of the moral
+nature of man to be the foundation of theistic religion, though now familiar,
+was a hundred years ago a new affirmation; it has led on a conception of deity
+subversive of last-century deism, it has steadily humanized religion, and its
+ultimate philosophical and ethical results have not yet been reached.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="part01"></a>THE AGE OF REASON &mdash; PART I</h2>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap01"></a>CHAPTER I.<br />
+THE AUTHOR&rsquo;S PROFESSION OF FAITH.</h2>
+
+<p>
+It has been my intention, for several years past, to publish my thoughts upon
+religion; I am well aware of the difficulties that attend the subject, and from
+that consideration, had reserved it to a more advanced period of life. I
+intended it to be the last offering I should make to my fellow-citizens of all
+nations, and that at a time when the purity of the motive that induced me to it
+could not admit of a question, even by those who might disapprove the work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The circumstance that has now taken place in France, of the total abolition of
+the whole national order of priesthood, and of everything appertaining to
+compulsive systems of religion, and compulsive articles of faith, has not only
+precipitated my intention, but rendered a work of this kind exceedingly
+necessary, lest, in the general wreck of superstition, of false systems of
+government, and false theology, we lose sight of morality, of humanity, and of
+the theology that is true.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As several of my colleagues, and others of my fellow-citizens of France, have
+given me the example of making their voluntary and individual profession of
+faith, I also will make mine; and I do this with all that sincerity and
+frankness with which the mind of man communicates with itself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I believe in one God, and no more; and I hope for happiness beyond this life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I believe the equality of man, and I believe that religious duties consist in
+doing justice, loving mercy, and endeavoring to make our fellow-creatures
+happy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, lest it should be supposed that I believe many other things in addition to
+these, I shall, in the progress of this work, declare the things I do not
+believe, and my reasons for not believing them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman
+church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church,
+nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish,
+appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave
+mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I do not mean by this declaration to condemn those who believe otherwise; they
+have the same right to their belief as I have to mine. But it is necessary to
+the happiness of man, that he be mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does
+not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to
+believe what he does not believe.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that
+mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and
+prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief
+to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of
+every other crime. He takes up the trade of a priest for the sake of gain, and,
+in order to qualify himself for that trade, he begins with a perjury. Can we
+conceive anything more destructive to morality than this?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Soon after I had published the pamphlet COMMON SENSE, in America, I saw the
+exceeding probability that a revolution in the system of government would be
+followed by a revolution in the system of religion. The adulterous connection
+of church and state, wherever it had taken place, whether Jewish, Christian, or
+Turkish, had so effectually prohibited, by pains and penalties, every
+discussion upon established creeds, and upon first principles of religion, that
+until the system of government should be changed, those subjects could not be
+brought fairly and openly before the world; but that whenever this should be
+done, a revolution in the system of religion would follow. Human inventions and
+priest-craft would be detected; and man would return to the pure, unmixed, and
+unadulterated belief of one God, and no more.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap02"></a>CHAPTER II.<br />
+OF MISSIONS AND REVELATIONS.</h2>
+
+<p>
+Every national church or religion has established itself by pretending some
+special mission from God, communicated to certain individuals. The Jews have
+their Moses; the Christians their Jesus Christ, their apostles and saints; and
+the Turks their Mahomet; as if the way to God was not open to every man alike.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Each of those churches shows certain books, which they call revelation, or the
+Word of God. The Jews say that their Word of God was given by God to Moses face
+to face; the Christians say, that their Word of God came by divine inspiration;
+and the Turks say, that their Word of God (the Koran) was brought by an angel
+from heaven. Each of those churches accuses the other of unbelief; and, for my
+own part, I disbelieve them all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As it is necessary to affix right ideas to words, I will, before I proceed
+further into the subject, offer some observations on the word
+&lsquo;revelation.&rsquo; Revelation when applied to religion, means something
+communicated immediately from God to man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+No one will deny or dispute the power of the Almighty to make such a
+communication if he pleases. But admitting, for the sake of a case, that
+something has been revealed to a certain person, and not revealed to any other
+person, it is revelation to that person only. When he tells it to a second
+person, a second to a third, a third to a fourth, and so on, it ceases to be a
+revelation to all those persons. It is revelation to the first person only, and
+hearsay to every other, and, consequently, they are not obliged to believe it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a contradiction in terms and ideas to call anything a revelation that
+comes to us at second hand, either verbally or in writing. Revelation is
+necessarily limited to the first communication. After this, it is only an
+account of something which that person says was a revelation made to him; and
+though he may find himself obliged to believe it, it cannot be incumbent on me
+to believe it in the same manner, for it was not a revelation made to me, and I
+have only his word for it that it was made to him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Moses told the children of Israel that he received the two tables of the
+commandments from the hand of God, they were not obliged to believe him,
+because they had no other authority for it than his telling them so; and I have
+no other authority for it than some historian telling me so, the commandments
+carrying no internal evidence of divinity with them. They contain some good
+moral precepts such as any man qualified to be a lawgiver or a legislator could
+produce himself, without having recourse to supernatural intervention. [NOTE:
+It is, however, necessary to except the declamation which says that God
+&lsquo;visits the sins of the fathers upon the children&rsquo;. This is
+contrary to every principle of moral justice.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When I am told that the Koran was written in Heaven, and brought to Mahomet by
+an angel, the account comes to near the same kind of hearsay evidence and
+second hand authority as the former. I did not see the angel myself, and
+therefore I have a right not to believe it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When also I am told that a woman, called the Virgin Mary, said, or gave out,
+that she was with child without any cohabitation with a man, and that her
+betrothed husband, Joseph, said that an angel told him so, I have a right to
+believe them or not: such a circumstance required a much stronger evidence than
+their bare word for it: but we have not even this; for neither Joseph nor Mary
+wrote any such matter themselves. It is only reported by others that they said
+so. It is hearsay upon hearsay, and I do not chose to rest my belief upon such
+evidence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is, however, not difficult to account for the credit that was given to the
+story of Jesus Christ being the Son of God. He was born when the heathen
+mythology had still some fashion and repute in the world, and that mythology
+had prepared the people for the belief of such a story. Almost all the
+extraordinary men that lived under the heathen mythology were reputed to be the
+sons of some of their gods. It was not a new thing at that time to believe a
+man to have been celestially begotten; the intercourse of gods with women was
+then a matter of familiar opinion. Their Jupiter, according to their accounts,
+had cohabited with hundreds; the story therefore had nothing in it either new,
+wonderful, or obscene; it was conformable to the opinions that then prevailed
+among the people called Gentiles, or mythologists, and it was those people only
+that believed it. The Jews, who had kept strictly to the belief of one God, and
+no more, and who had always rejected the heathen mythology, never credited the
+story.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is curious to observe how the theory of what is called the Christian Church,
+sprung out of the tail of the heathen mythology. A direct incorporation took
+place in the first instance, by making the reputed founder to be celestially
+begotten. The trinity of gods that then followed was no other than a reduction
+of the former plurality, which was about twenty or thirty thousand. The statue
+of Mary succeeded the statue of Diana of Ephesus. The deification of heroes
+changed into the canonization of saints. The Mythologists had gods for
+everything; the Christian Mythologists had saints for everything. The church
+became as crowded with the one, as the pantheon had been with the other; and
+Rome was the place of both. The Christian theory is little else than the
+idolatry of the ancient mythologists, accommodated to the purposes of power and
+revenue; and it yet remains to reason and philosophy to abolish the amphibious
+fraud.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap03"></a>CHAPTER III.<br />
+CONCERNING THE CHARACTER OF JESUS CHRIST, AND HIS HISTORY.
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Nothing that is here said can apply, even with the most distant disrespect, to
+the real character of Jesus Christ. He was a virtuous and an amiable man. The
+morality that he preached and practiced was of the most benevolent kind; and
+though similar systems of morality had been preached by Confucius, and by some
+of the Greek philosophers, many years before, by the Quakers since, and by many
+good men in all ages, it has not been exceeded by any.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jesus Christ wrote no account of himself, of his birth, parentage, or anything
+else. Not a line of what is called the New Testament is of his writing. The
+history of him is altogether the work of other people; and as to the account
+given of his resurrection and ascension, it was the necessary counterpart to
+the story of his birth. His historians, having brought him into the world in a
+supernatural manner, were obliged to take him out again in the same manner, or
+the first part of the story must have fallen to the ground.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The wretched contrivance with which this latter part is told, exceeds
+everything that went before it. The first part, that of the miraculous
+conception, was not a thing that admitted of publicity; and therefore the
+tellers of this part of the story had this advantage, that though they might
+not be credited, they could not be detected. They could not be expected to
+prove it, because it was not one of those things that admitted of proof, and it
+was impossible that the person of whom it was told could prove it himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the resurrection of a dead person from the grave, and his ascension through
+the air, is a thing very different, as to the evidence it admits of, to the
+invisible conception of a child in the womb. The resurrection and ascension,
+supposing them to have taken place, admitted of public and ocular
+demonstration, like that of the ascension of a balloon, or the sun at noon day,
+to all Jerusalem at least. A thing which everybody is required to believe,
+requires that the proof and evidence of it should be equal to all, and
+universal; and as the public visibility of this last related act was the only
+evidence that could give sanction to the former part, the whole of it falls to
+the ground, because that evidence never was given. Instead of this, a small
+number of persons, not more than eight or nine, are introduced as proxies for
+the whole world, to say they saw it, and all the rest of the world are called
+upon to believe it. But it appears that Thomas did not believe the
+resurrection; and, as they say, would not believe without having ocular and
+manual demonstration himself. So neither will I; and the reason is equally as
+good for me, and for every other person, as for Thomas.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is in vain to attempt to palliate or disguise this matter. The story, so far
+as relates to the supernatural part, has every mark of fraud and imposition
+stamped upon the face of it. Who were the authors of it is as impossible for us
+now to know, as it is for us to be assured that the books in which the account
+is related were written by the persons whose names they bear. The best
+surviving evidence we now have respecting this affair is the Jews. They are
+regularly descended from the people who lived in the time this resurrection and
+ascension is said to have happened, and they say &lsquo;it is not true.&rsquo;
+It has long appeared to me a strange inconsistency to cite the Jews as a proof
+of the truth of the story. It is just the same as if a man were to say, I will
+prove the truth of what I have told you, by producing the people who say it is
+false.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That such a person as Jesus Christ existed, and that he was crucified, which
+was the mode of execution at that day, are historical relations strictly within
+the limits of probability. He preached most excellent morality, and the
+equality of man; but he preached also against the corruptions and avarice of
+the Jewish priests, and this brought upon him the hatred and vengeance of the
+whole order of priest-hood. The accusation which those priests brought against
+him was that of sedition and conspiracy against the Roman government, to which
+the Jews were then subject and tributary; and it is not improbable that the
+Roman government might have some secret apprehension of the effects of his
+doctrine as well as the Jewish priests; neither is it improbable that Jesus
+Christ had in contemplation the delivery of the Jewish nation from the bondage
+of the Romans. Between the two, however, this virtuous reformer and
+revolutionist lost his life. [NOTE: The French work has here: &ldquo;However
+this may be, for one or the other of these suppositions this virtuous reformer,
+this revolutionist, too little imitated, too much forgotten, too much
+misunderstood, lost his life.&rdquo;&mdash;Editor. (Conway)]
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap04"></a>CHAPTER IV.<br />
+OF THE BASES OF CHRISTIANITY.</h2>
+
+<p>
+It is upon this plain narrative of facts, together with another case I am going
+to mention, that the Christian mythologists, calling themselves the Christian
+Church, have erected their fable, which for absurdity and extravagance is not
+exceeded by anything that is to be found in the mythology of the ancients.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ancient mythologists tell us that the race of Giants made war against
+Jupiter, and that one of them threw a hundred rocks against him at one throw;
+that Jupiter defeated him with thunder, and confined him afterwards under Mount
+Etna; and that every time the Giant turns himself, Mount Etna belches fire. It
+is here easy to see that the circumstance of the mountain, that of its being a
+volcano, suggested the idea of the fable; and that the fable is made to fit and
+wind itself up with that circumstance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Christian mythologists tell that their Satan made war against the Almighty,
+who defeated him, and confined him afterwards, not under a mountain, but in a
+pit. It is here easy to see that the first fable suggested the idea of the
+second; for the fable of Jupiter and the Giants was told many hundred years
+before that of Satan.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus far the ancient and the Christian mythologists differ very little from
+each other. But the latter have contrived to carry the matter much farther.
+They have contrived to connect the fabulous part of the story of Jesus Christ
+with the fable originating from Mount Etna; and, in order to make all the parts
+of the story tie together, they have taken to their aid the traditions of the
+Jews; for the Christian mythology is made up partly from the ancient mythology,
+and partly from the Jewish traditions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Christian mythologists, after having confined Satan in a pit, were obliged
+to let him out again to bring on the sequel of the fable. He is then introduced
+into the garden of Eden in the shape of a snake, or a serpent, and in that
+shape he enters into familiar conversation with Eve, who is no ways surprised
+to hear a snake talk; and the issue of this tete-a-tate is, that he persuades
+her to eat an apple, and the eating of that apple damns all mankind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After giving Satan this triumph over the whole creation, one would have
+supposed that the church mythologists would have been kind enough to send him
+back again to the pit, or, if they had not done this, that they would have put
+a mountain upon him, (for they say that their faith can remove a mountain) or
+have put him under a mountain, as the former mythologists had done, to prevent
+his getting again among the women, and doing more mischief. But instead of
+this, they leave him at large, without even obliging him to give his parole.
+The secret of which is, that they could not do without him; and after being at
+the trouble of making him, they bribed him to stay. They promised him ALL the
+Jews, ALL the Turks by anticipation, nine-tenths of the world beside, and
+Mahomet into the bargain. After this, who can doubt the bountifulness of the
+Christian Mythology?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus made an insurrection and a battle in heaven, in which none of the
+combatants could be either killed or wounded&mdash;put Satan into the
+pit&mdash;let him out again&mdash;given him a triumph over the whole
+creation&mdash;damned all mankind by the eating of an apple, there Christian
+mythologists bring the two ends of their fable together. They represent this
+virtuous and amiable man, Jesus Christ, to be at once both God and man, and
+also the Son of God, celestially begotten, on purpose to be sacrificed, because
+they say that Eve in her longing [NOTE: The French work has: &ldquo;yielding to
+an unrestrained appetite.&rdquo;&mdash;Editor.] had eaten an apple.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap05"></a>CHAPTER V.<br />
+EXAMINATION IN DETAIL OF THE PRECEDING BASES.</h2>
+
+<p>
+Putting aside everything that might excite laughter by its absurdity, or
+detestation by its profaneness, and confining ourselves merely to an
+examination of the parts, it is impossible to conceive a story more derogatory
+to the Almighty, more inconsistent with his wisdom, more contradictory to his
+power, than this story is.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In order to make for it a foundation to rise upon, the inventors were under the
+necessity of giving to the being whom they call Satan a power equally as great,
+if not greater, than they attribute to the Almighty. They have not only given
+him the power of liberating himself from the pit, after what they call his
+fall, but they have made that power increase afterwards to infinity. Before
+this fall they represent him only as an angel of limited existence, as they
+represent the rest. After his fall, he becomes, by their account, omnipresent.
+He exists everywhere, and at the same time. He occupies the whole immensity of
+space.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not content with this deification of Satan, they represent him as defeating by
+stratagem, in the shape of an animal of the creation, all the power and wisdom
+of the Almighty. They represent him as having compelled the Almighty to the
+direct necessity either of surrendering the whole of the creation to the
+government and sovereignty of this Satan, or of capitulating for its redemption
+by coming down upon earth, and exhibiting himself upon a cross in the shape of
+a man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Had the inventors of this story told it the contrary way, that is, had they
+represented the Almighty as compelling Satan to exhibit himself on a cross in
+the shape of a snake, as a punishment for his new transgression, the story
+would have been less absurd, less contradictory. But, instead of this they make
+the transgressor triumph, and the Almighty fall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That many good men have believed this strange fable, and lived very good lives
+under that belief (for credulity is not a crime) is what I have no doubt of. In
+the first place, they were educated to believe it, and they would have believed
+anything else in the same manner. There are also many who have been so
+enthusiastically enraptured by what they conceived to be the infinite love of
+God to man, in making a sacrifice of himself, that the vehemence of the idea
+has forbidden and deterred them from examining into the absurdity and
+profaneness of the story. The more unnatural anything is, the more is it
+capable of becoming the object of dismal admiration. [NOTE: The French work has
+&ldquo;blind and&rdquo; preceding dismal.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap06"></a>CHAPTER VI.<br />
+OF THE TRUE THEOLOGY.</h2>
+
+<p>
+But if objects for gratitude and admiration are our desire, do they not present
+themselves every hour to our eyes? Do we not see a fair creation prepared to
+receive us the instant we are born&mdash;a world furnished to our hands, that
+cost us nothing? Is it we that light up the sun; that pour down the rain; and
+fill the earth with abundance? Whether we sleep or wake, the vast machinery of
+the universe still goes on. Are these things, and the blessings they indicate
+in future, nothing to, us? Can our gross feelings be excited by no other
+subjects than tragedy and suicide? Or is the gloomy pride of man become so
+intolerable, that nothing can flatter it but a sacrifice of the Creator?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I know that this bold investigation will alarm many, but it would be paying too
+great a compliment to their credulity to forbear it on that account. The times
+and the subject demand it to be done. The suspicion that the theory of what is
+called the Christian church is fabulous, is becoming very extensive in all
+countries; and it will be a consolation to men staggering under that suspicion,
+and doubting what to believe and what to disbelieve, to see the subject freely
+investigated. I therefore pass on to an examination of the books called the Old
+and the New Testament.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap07"></a>CHAPTER VII.<br />
+EXAMINATION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT.</h2>
+
+<p>
+These books, beginning with Genesis and ending with Revelations, (which, by the
+bye, is a book of riddles that requires a revelation to explain it) are, we are
+told, the word of God. It is, therefore, proper for us to know who told us so,
+that we may know what credit to give to the report. The answer to this question
+is, that nobody can tell, except that we tell one another so. The case,
+however, historically appears to be as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the church mythologists established their system, they collected all the
+writings they could find, and managed them as they pleased. It is a matter
+altogether of uncertainty to us whether such of the writings as now appear
+under the name of the Old and the New Testament, are in the same state in which
+those collectors say they found them; or whether they added, altered, abridged,
+or dressed them up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Be this as it may, they decided by vote which of the books out of the
+collection they had made, should be the WORD OF GOD, and which should not. They
+rejected several; they voted others to be doubtful, such as the books called
+the Apocrypha; and those books which had a majority of votes, were voted to be
+the word of God. Had they voted otherwise, all the people since calling
+themselves Christians had believed otherwise; for the belief of the one comes
+from the vote of the other. Who the people were that did all this, we know
+nothing of. They call themselves by the general name of the Church; and this is
+all we know of the matter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As we have no other external evidence or authority for believing these books to
+be the word of God, than what I have mentioned, which is no evidence or
+authority at all, I come, in the next place, to examine the internal evidence
+contained in the books themselves.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the former part of this essay, I have spoken of revelation. I now proceed
+further with that subject, for the purpose of applying it to the books in
+question.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Revelation is a communication of something, which the person, to whom that
+thing is revealed, did not know before. For if I have done a thing, or seen it
+done, it needs no revelation to tell me I have done it, or seen it, nor to
+enable me to tell it, or to write it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Revelation, therefore, cannot be applied to anything done upon earth of which
+man is himself the actor or the witness; and consequently all the historical
+and anecdotal part of the Bible, which is almost the whole of it, is not within
+the meaning and compass of the word revelation, and, therefore, is not the word
+of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Samson ran off with the gate-posts of Gaza, if he ever did so, (and
+whether he did or not is nothing to us,) or when he visited his Delilah, or
+caught his foxes, or did anything else, what has revelation to do with these
+things? If they were facts, he could tell them himself; or his secretary, if he
+kept one, could write them, if they were worth either telling or writing; and
+if they were fictions, revelation could not make them true; and whether true or
+not, we are neither the better nor the wiser for knowing them. When we
+contemplate the immensity of that Being, who directs and governs the
+incomprehensible WHOLE, of which the utmost ken of human sight can discover but
+a part, we ought to feel shame at calling such paltry stories the word of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the account of the creation, with which the book of Genesis opens, it has
+all the appearance of being a tradition which the Israelites had among them
+before they came into Egypt; and after their departure from that country, they
+put it at the head of their history, without telling, as it is most probable
+that they did not know, how they came by it. The manner in which the account
+opens, shows it to be traditionary. It begins abruptly. It is nobody that
+speaks. It is nobody that hears. It is addressed to nobody. It has neither
+first, second, nor third person. It has every criterion of being a tradition.
+It has no voucher. Moses does not take it upon himself by introducing it with
+the formality that he uses on other occasions, such as that of saying,
+&ldquo;The Lords spake unto Moses, saying.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Why it has been called the Mosaic account of the creation, I am at a loss to
+conceive. Moses, I believe, was too good a judge of such subjects to put his
+name to that account. He had been educated among the Egyptians, who were a
+people as well skilled in science, and particularly in astronomy, as any people
+of their day; and the silence and caution that Moses observes, in not
+authenticating the account, is a good negative evidence that he neither told it
+nor believed it.&mdash;The case is, that every nation of people has been
+world-makers, and the Israelites had as much right to set up the trade of
+world-making as any of the rest; and as Moses was not an Israelite, he might
+not chose to contradict the tradition. The account, however, is harmless; and
+this is more than can be said for many other parts of the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel
+and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than
+half the Bible [NOTE: It must be borne in mind that by the &ldquo;Bible&rdquo;
+Paine always means the Old Testament alone.&mdash;Editor.] is filled, it would
+be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon, than the Word of God.
+It is a history of wickedness, that has served to corrupt and brutalize
+mankind; and, for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything
+that is cruel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We scarcely meet with anything, a few phrases excepted, but what deserves
+either our abhorrence or our contempt, till we come to the miscellaneous parts
+of the Bible. In the anonymous publications, the Psalms, and the Book of Job,
+more particularly in the latter, we find a great deal of elevated sentiment
+reverentially expressed of the power and benignity of the Almighty; but they
+stand on no higher rank than many other compositions on similar subjects, as
+well before that time as since.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Proverbs which are said to be Solomon&rsquo;s, though most probably a
+collection, (because they discover a knowledge of life, which his situation
+excluded him from knowing) are an instructive table of ethics. They are
+inferior in keenness to the proverbs of the Spaniards, and not more wise and
+oeconomical than those of the American Franklin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All the remaining parts of the Bible, generally known by the name of the
+Prophets, are the works of the Jewish poets and itinerant preachers, who mixed
+poetry, anecdote, and devotion together&mdash;and those works still retain the
+air and style of poetry, though in translation. [NOTE: As there are many
+readers who do not see that a composition is poetry, unless it be in rhyme, it
+is for their information that I add this note.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Poetry consists principally in two things&mdash;imagery and composition. The
+composition of poetry differs from that of prose in the manner of mixing long
+and short syllables together. Take a long syllable out of a line of poetry, and
+put a short one in the room of it, or put a long syllable where a short one
+should be, and that line will lose its poetical harmony. It will have an effect
+upon the line like that of misplacing a note in a song.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The imagery in those books called the Prophets appertains altogether to poetry.
+It is fictitious, and often extravagant, and not admissible in any other kind
+of writing than poetry.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To show that these writings are composed in poetical numbers, I will take ten
+syllables, as they stand in the book, and make a line of the same number of
+syllables, (heroic measure) that shall rhyme with the last word. It will then
+be seen that the composition of those books is poetical measure. The instance I
+shall first produce is from Isaiah:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+&ldquo;Hear, O ye heavens, and give ear, O earth<br />
+&rsquo;T is God himself that calls attention forth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another instance I shall quote is from the mournful Jeremiah, to which I shall
+add two other lines, for the purpose of carrying out the figure, and showing
+the intention of the poet.
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+&ldquo;O, that mine head were waters and mine eyes<br />
+Were fountains flowing like the liquid skies;<br />
+Then would I give the mighty flood release<br />
+And weep a deluge for the human race.&rdquo;&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is not, throughout the whole book called the Bible, any word that
+describes to us what we call a poet, nor any word that describes what we call
+poetry. The case is, that the word prophet, to which a later times have affixed
+a new idea, was the Bible word for poet, and the word &lsquo;propesying&rsquo;
+meant the art of making poetry. It also meant the art of playing poetry to a
+tune upon any instrument of music.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We read of prophesying with pipes, tabrets, and horns&mdash;of prophesying with
+harps, with psalteries, with cymbals, and with every other instrument of music
+then in fashion. Were we now to speak of prophesying with a fiddle, or with a
+pipe and tabor, the expression would have no meaning, or would appear
+ridiculous, and to some people contemptuous, because we have changed the
+meaning of the word.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We are told of Saul being among the prophets, and also that he prophesied; but
+we are not told what they prophesied, nor what he prophesied. The case is,
+there was nothing to tell; for these prophets were a company of musicians and
+poets, and Saul joined in the concert, and this was called prophesying.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The account given of this affair in the book called Samuel, is, that Saul met a
+company of prophets; a whole company of them! coming down with a psaltery, a
+tabret, a pipe, and a harp, and that they prophesied, and that he prophesied
+with them. But it appears afterwards, that Saul prophesied badly, that is, he
+performed his part badly; for it is said that an &ldquo;evil spirit from God
+[NOTE: As those men who call themselves divines and commentators are very fond
+of puzzling one another, I leave them to contest the meaning of the first part
+of the phrase, that of an evil spirit of God. I keep to my text. I keep to the
+meaning of the word prophesy.&mdash;Author.] came upon Saul, and he
+prophesied.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, were there no other passage in the book called the Bible, than this, to
+demonstrate to us that we have lost the original meaning of the word prophesy,
+and substituted another meaning in its place, this alone would be sufficient;
+for it is impossible to use and apply the word prophesy, in the place it is
+here used and applied, if we give to it the sense which later times have
+affixed to it. The manner in which it is here used strips it of all religious
+meaning, and shews that a man might then be a prophet, or he might Prophesy, as
+he may now be a poet or a musician, without any regard to the morality or the
+immorality of his character. The word was originally a term of science,
+promiscuously applied to poetry and to music, and not restricted to any subject
+upon which poetry and music might be exercised.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Deborah and Barak are called prophets, not because they predicted anything, but
+because they composed the poem or song that bears their name, in celebration of
+an act already done. David is ranked among the prophets, for he was a musician,
+and was also reputed to be (though perhaps very erroneously) the author of the
+Psalms. But Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are not called prophets; it does not
+appear from any accounts we have, that they could either sing, play music, or
+make poetry.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We are told of the greater and the lesser prophets. They might as well tell us
+of the greater and the lesser God; for there cannot be degrees in prophesying
+consistently with its modern sense. But there are degrees in poetry, and
+there-fore the phrase is reconcilable to the case, when we understand by it the
+greater and the lesser poets.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is altogether unnecessary, after this, to offer any observations upon what
+those men, styled prophets, have written. The axe goes at once to the root, by
+showing that the original meaning of the word has been mistaken, and
+consequently all the inferences that have been drawn from those books, the
+devotional respect that has been paid to them, and the laboured commentaries
+that have been written upon them, under that mistaken meaning, are not worth
+disputing about.&mdash;In many things, however, the writings of the Jewish
+poets deserve a better fate than that of being bound up, as they now are, with
+the trash that accompanies them, under the abused name of the Word of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If we permit ourselves to conceive right ideas of things, we must necessarily
+affix the idea, not only of unchangeableness, but of the utter impossibility of
+any change taking place, by any means or accident whatever, in that which we
+would honour with the name of the Word of God; and therefore the Word of God
+cannot exist in any written or human language.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The continually progressive change to which the meaning of words is subject,
+the want of an universal language which renders translation necessary, the
+errors to which translations are again subject, the mistakes of copyists and
+printers, together with the possibility of wilful alteration, are of themselves
+evidences that human language, whether in speech or in print, cannot be the
+vehicle of the Word of God.&mdash;The Word of God exists in something else.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Did the book called the Bible excel in purity of ideas and expression all the
+books now extant in the world, I would not take it for my rule of faith, as
+being the Word of God; because the possibility would nevertheless exist of my
+being imposed upon. But when I see throughout the greatest part of this book
+scarcely anything but a history of the grossest vices, and a collection of the
+most paltry and contemptible tales, I cannot dishonour my Creator by calling it
+by his name.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap08"></a>CHAPTER VIII.<br />
+OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.</h2>
+
+<p>
+Thus much for the Bible; I now go on to the book called the New Testament. The
+new Testament! that is, the &lsquo;new&rsquo; Will, as if there could be two
+wills of the Creator.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Had it been the object or the intention of Jesus Christ to establish a new
+religion, he would undoubtedly have written the system himself, or procured it
+to be written in his life time. But there is no publication extant
+authenticated with his name. All the books called the New Testament were
+written after his death. He was a Jew by birth and by profession; and he was
+the son of God in like manner that every other person is; for the Creator is
+the Father of All.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first four books, called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, do not give a
+history of the life of Jesus Christ, but only detached anecdotes of him. It
+appears from these books, that the whole time of his being a preacher was not
+more than eighteen months; and it was only during this short time that those
+men became acquainted with him. They make mention of him at the age of twelve
+years, sitting, they say, among the Jewish doctors, asking and answering them
+questions. As this was several years before their acquaintance with him began,
+it is most probable they had this anecdote from his parents. From this time
+there is no account of him for about sixteen years. Where he lived, or how he
+employed himself during this interval, is not known. Most probably he was
+working at his father&rsquo;s trade, which was that of a carpenter. It does not
+appear that he had any school education, and the probability is, that he could
+not write, for his parents were extremely poor, as appears from their not being
+able to pay for a bed when he was born. [NOTE: One of the few errors traceable
+to Paine&rsquo;s not having a Bible at hand while writing Part I. There is no
+indication that the family was poor, but the reverse may in fact be
+inferred.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is somewhat curious that the three persons whose names are the most
+universally recorded were of very obscure parentage. Moses was a foundling;
+Jesus Christ was born in a stable; and Mahomet was a mule driver. The first and
+the last of these men were founders of different systems of religion; but Jesus
+Christ founded no new system. He called men to the practice of moral virtues,
+and the belief of one God. The great trait in his character is philanthropy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The manner in which he was apprehended shows that he was not much known, at
+that time; and it shows also that the meetings he then held with his followers
+were in secret; and that he had given over or suspended preaching publicly.
+Judas could no otherways betray him than by giving information where he was,
+and pointing him out to the officers that went to arrest him; and the reason
+for employing and paying Judas to do this could arise only from the causes
+already mentioned, that of his not being much known, and living concealed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The idea of his concealment, not only agrees very ill with his reputed
+divinity, but associates with it something of pusillanimity; and his being
+betrayed, or in other words, his being apprehended, on the information of one
+of his followers, shows that he did not intend to be apprehended, and
+consequently that he did not intend to be crucified.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Christian mythologists tell us that Christ died for the sins of the world,
+and that he came on Purpose to die. Would it not then have been the same if he
+had died of a fever or of the small pox, of old age, or of anything else?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The declaratory sentence which, they say, was passed upon Adam, in case he ate
+of the apple, was not, that thou shalt surely be crucified, but, thou shale
+surely die. The sentence was death, and not the manner of dying. Crucifixion,
+therefore, or any other particular manner of dying, made no part of the
+sentence that Adam was to suffer, and consequently, even upon their own tactic,
+it could make no part of the sentence that Christ was to suffer in the room of
+Adam. A fever would have done as well as a cross, if there was any occasion for
+either.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This sentence of death, which, they tell us, was thus passed upon Adam, must
+either have meant dying naturally, that is, ceasing to live, or have meant what
+these mythologists call damnation; and consequently, the act of dying on the
+part of Jesus Christ, must, according to their system, apply as a prevention to
+one or other of these two things happening to Adam and to us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That it does not prevent our dying is evident, because we all die; and if their
+accounts of longevity be true, men die faster since the crucifixion than
+before: and with respect to the second explanation, (including with it the
+natural death of Jesus Christ as a substitute for the eternal death or
+damnation of all mankind,) it is impertinently representing the Creator as
+coming off, or revoking the sentence, by a pun or a quibble upon the word
+death. That manufacturer of, quibbles, St. Paul, if he wrote the books that
+bear his name, has helped this quibble on by making another quibble upon the
+word Adam. He makes there to be two Adams; the one who sins in fact, and
+suffers by proxy; the other who sins by proxy, and suffers in fact. A religion
+thus interlarded with quibble, subterfuge, and pun, has a tendency to instruct
+its professors in the practice of these arts. They acquire the habit without
+being aware of the cause.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If Jesus Christ was the being which those mythologists tell us he was, and that
+he came into this world to suffer, which is a word they sometimes use instead
+of &lsquo;to die,&rsquo; the only real suffering he could have endured would
+have been &lsquo;to live.&rsquo; His existence here was a state of exilement or
+transportation from heaven, and the way back to his original country was to
+die.&mdash;In fine, everything in this strange system is the reverse of what it
+pretends to be. It is the reverse of truth, and I become so tired of examining
+into its inconsistencies and absurdities, that I hasten to the conclusion of
+it, in order to proceed to something better.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+How much, or what parts of the books called the New Testament, were written by
+the persons whose names they bear, is what we can know nothing of, neither are
+we certain in what language they were originally written. The matters they now
+contain may be classed under two heads: anecdote, and epistolary
+correspondence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The four books already mentioned, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, are altogether
+anecdotal. They relate events after they had taken place. They tell what Jesus
+Christ did and said, and what others did and said to him; and in several
+instances they relate the same event differently. Revelation is necessarily out
+of the question with respect to those books; not only because of the
+disagreement of the writers, but because revelation cannot be applied to the
+relating of facts by the persons who saw them done, nor to the relating or
+recording of any discourse or conversation by those who heard it. The book
+called the Acts of the Apostles (an anonymous work) belongs also to the
+anecdotal part.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All the other parts of the New Testament, except the book of enigmas, called
+the Revelations, are a collection of letters under the name of epistles; and
+the forgery of letters has been such a common practice in the world, that the
+probability is at least equal, whether they are genuine or forged. One thing,
+however, is much less equivocal, which is, that out of the matters contained in
+those books, together with the assistance of some old stories, the church has
+set up a system of religion very contradictory to the character of the person
+whose name it bears. It has set up a religion of pomp and of revenue in
+pretended imitation of a person whose life was humility and poverty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The invention of a purgatory, and of the releasing of souls therefrom, by
+prayers, bought of the church with money; the selling of pardons,
+dispensations, and indulgences, are revenue laws, without bearing that name or
+carrying that appearance. But the case nevertheless is, that those things
+derive their origin from the proxysm of the crucifixion, and the theory deduced
+therefrom, which was, that one person could stand in the place of another, and
+could perform meritorious services for him. The probability, therefore, is,
+that the whole theory or doctrine of what is called the redemption (which is
+said to have been accomplished by the act of one person in the room of another)
+was originally fabricated on purpose to bring forward and build all those
+secondary and pecuniary redemptions upon; and that the passages in the books
+upon which the idea of theory of redemption is built, have been manufactured
+and fabricated for that purpose. Why are we to give this church credit, when
+she tells us that those books are genuine in every part, any more than we give
+her credit for everything else she has told us; or for the miracles she says
+she has performed? That she could fabricate writings is certain, because she
+could write; and the composition of the writings in question, is of that kind
+that anybody might do it; and that she did fabricate them is not more
+inconsistent with probability, than that she should tell us, as she has done,
+that she could and did work miracles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Since, then, no external evidence can, at this long distance of time, be
+produced to prove whether the church fabricated the doctrine called redemption
+or not, (for such evidence, whether for or against, would be subject to the
+same suspicion of being fabricated,) the case can only be referred to the
+internal evidence which the thing carries of itself; and this affords a very
+strong presumption of its being a fabrication. For the internal evidence is,
+that the theory or doctrine of redemption has for its basis an idea of
+pecuniary justice, and not that of moral justice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If I owe a person money, and cannot pay him, and he threatens to put me in
+prison, another person can take the debt upon himself, and pay it for me. But
+if I have committed a crime, every circumstance of the case is changed. Moral
+justice cannot take the innocent for the guilty even if the innocent would
+offer itself. To suppose justice to do this, is to destroy the principle of its
+existence, which is the thing itself. It is then no longer justice. It is
+indiscriminate revenge.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This single reflection will show that the doctrine of redemption is founded on
+a mere pecuniary idea corresponding to that of a debt which another person
+might pay; and as this pecuniary idea corresponds again with the system of
+second redemptions, obtained through the means of money given to the church for
+pardons, the probability is that the same persons fabricated both the one and
+the other of those theories; and that, in truth, there is no such thing as
+redemption; that it is fabulous; and that man stands in the same relative
+condition with his Maker he ever did stand, since man existed; and that it is
+his greatest consolation to think so.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Let him believe this, and he will live more consistently and morally, than by
+any other system. It is by his being taught to contemplate himself as an
+out-law, as an out-cast, as a beggar, as a mumper, as one thrown as it were on
+a dunghill, at an immense distance from his Creator, and who must make his
+approaches by creeping, and cringing to intermediate beings, that he conceives
+either a contemptuous disregard for everything under the name of religion, or
+becomes indifferent, or turns what he calls devout. In the latter case, he
+consumes his life in grief, or the affectation of it. His prayers are
+reproaches. His humility is ingratitude. He calls himself a worm, and the
+fertile earth a dunghill; and all the blessings of life by the thankless name
+of vanities. He despises the choicest gift of God to man, the GIFT OF REASON;
+and having endeavoured to force upon himself the belief of a system against
+which reason revolts, he ungratefully calls it human reason, as if man could
+give reason to himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet, with all this strange appearance of humility, and this contempt for human
+reason, he ventures into the boldest presumptions. He finds fault with
+everything. His selfishness is never satisfied; his ingratitude is never at an
+end. He takes on himself to direct the Almighty what to do, even in the
+govemment of the universe. He prays dictatorially. When it is sunshine, he
+prays for rain, and when it is rain, he prays for sunshine. He follows the same
+idea in everything that he prays for; for what is the amount of all his
+prayers, but an attempt to make the Almighty change his mind, and act otherwise
+than he does? It is as if he were to say&mdash;thou knowest not so well as I.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap09"></a>CHAPTER IX.<br />
+IN WHAT THE TRUE REVELATION CONSISTS.</h2>
+
+<p>
+But some perhaps will say&mdash;Are we to have no word of God&mdash;no
+revelation? I answer yes. There is a Word of God; there is a revelation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+THE WORD OF GOD IS THE CREATION WE BEHOLD: And it is in this word, which no
+human invention can counterfeit or alter, that God speaketh universally to man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Human language is local and changeable, and is therefore incapable of being
+used as the means of unchangeable and universal information. The idea that God
+sent Jesus Christ to publish, as they say, the glad tidings to all nations,
+from one end of the earth unto the other, is consistent only with the ignorance
+of those who know nothing of the extent of the world, and who believed, as
+those world-saviours believed, and continued to believe for several centuries,
+(and that in contradiction to the discoveries of philosophers and the
+experience of navigators,) that the earth was flat like a trencher; and that a
+man might walk to the end of it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But how was Jesus Christ to make anything known to all nations? He could speak
+but one language, which was Hebrew; and there are in the world several hundred
+languages. Scarcely any two nations speak the same language, or understand each
+other; and as to translations, every man who knows anything of languages, knows
+that it is impossible to translate from one language into another, not only
+without losing a great part of the original, but frequently of mistaking the
+sense; and besides all this, the art of printing was wholly unknown at the time
+Christ lived.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is always necessary that the means that are to accomplish any end be equal
+to the accomplishment of that end, or the end cannot be accomplished. It is in
+this that the difference between finite and infinite power and wisdom discovers
+itself. Man frequently fails in accomplishing his end, from a natural inability
+of the power to the purpose; and frequently from the want of wisdom to apply
+power properly. But it is impossible for infinite power and wisdom to fail as
+man faileth. The means it useth are always equal to the end: but human
+language, more especially as there is not an universal language, is incapable
+of being used as an universal means of unchangeable and uniform information;
+and therefore it is not the means that God useth in manifesting himself
+universally to man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is only in the CREATION that all our ideas and conceptions of a word of God
+can unite. The Creation speaketh an universal language, independently of human
+speech or human language, multiplied and various as they be. It is an ever
+existing original, which every man can read. It cannot be forged; it cannot be
+counterfeited; it cannot be lost; it cannot be altered; it cannot be
+suppressed. It does not depend upon the will of man whether it shall be
+published or not; it publishes itself from one end of the earth to the other.
+It preaches to all nations and to all worlds; and this word of God reveals to
+man all that is necessary for man to know of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Do we want to contemplate his power? We see it in the immensity of the
+creation. Do we want to contemplate his wisdom? We see it in the unchangeable
+order by which the incomprehensible Whole is governed. Do we want to
+contemplate his munificence? We see it in the abundance with which he fills the
+earth. Do we want to contemplate his mercy? We see it in his not withholding
+that abundance even from the unthankful. In fine, do we want to know what God
+is? Search not the book called the scripture, which any human hand might make,
+but the scripture called the Creation.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap10"></a>CHAPTER X.<br />
+CONCERNING GOD, AND THE LIGHTS CAST ON HIS EXISTENCE AND ATTRIBUTES BY THE
+BIBLE.</h2>
+
+<p>
+The only idea man can affix to the name of God, is that of a first cause, the
+cause of all things. And, incomprehensibly difficult as it is for a man to
+conceive what a first cause is, he arrives at the belief of it, from the
+tenfold greater difficulty of disbelieving it. It is difficult beyond
+description to conceive that space can have no end; but it is more difficult to
+conceive an end. It is difficult beyond the power of man to conceive an eternal
+duration of what we call time; but it is more impossible to conceive a time
+when there shall be no time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In like manner of reasoning, everything we behold carries in itself the
+internal evidence that it did not make itself. Every man is an evidence to
+himself, that he did not make himself; neither could his father make himself,
+nor his grandfather, nor any of his race; neither could any tree, plant, or
+animal make itself; and it is the conviction arising from this evidence, that
+carries us on, as it were, by necessity, to the belief of a first cause
+eternally existing, of a nature totally different to any material existence we
+know of, and by the power of which all things exist; and this first cause, man
+calls God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is only by the exercise of reason, that man can discover God. Take away that
+reason, and he would be incapable of understanding anything; and in this case
+it would be just as consistent to read even the book called the Bible to a
+horse as to a man. How then is it that those people pretend to reject reason?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Almost the only parts in the book called the Bible, that convey to us any idea
+of God, are some chapters in Job, and the 19th Psalm; I recollect no other.
+Those parts are true deistical compositions; for they treat of the Deity
+through his works. They take the book of Creation as the word of God; they
+refer to no other book; and all the inferences they make are drawn from that
+volume.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I insert in this place the 19th Psalm, as paraphrased into English verse by
+Addison. I recollect not the prose, and where I write this I have not the
+opportunity of seeing it:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+The spacious firmament on high,<br />
+With all the blue etherial sky,<br />
+And spangled heavens, a shining frame,<br />
+Their great original proclaim.<br />
+The unwearied sun, from day to day,<br />
+Does his Creator&rsquo;s power display,<br />
+And publishes to every land<br />
+The work of an Almighty hand.<br />
+Soon as the evening shades prevail,<br />
+The moon takes up the wondrous tale,<br />
+And nightly to the list&rsquo;ning earth<br />
+Repeats the story of her birth;<br />
+Whilst all the stars that round her burn,<br />
+And all the planets, in their turn,<br />
+Confirm the tidings as they roll,<br />
+And spread the truth from pole to pole.<br />
+What though in solemn silence all<br />
+Move round this dark terrestrial ball<br />
+What though no real voice, nor sound,<br />
+Amidst their radiant orbs be found,<br />
+In reason&rsquo;s ear they all rejoice,<br />
+And utter forth a glorious voice,<br />
+Forever singing as they shine,<br />
+THE HAND THAT MADE US IS DIVINE.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What more does man want to know, than that the hand or power that made these
+things is divine, is omnipotent? Let him believe this, with the force it is
+impossible to repel if he permits his reason to act, and his rule of moral life
+will follow of course.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The allusions in Job have all of them the same tendency with this Psalm; that
+of deducing or proving a truth that would be otherwise unknown, from truths
+already known.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I recollect not enough of the passages in Job to insert them correctly; but
+there is one that occurs to me that is applicable to the subject I am speaking
+upon. &ldquo;Canst thou by searching find out God; canst thou find out the
+Almighty to perfection?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I know not how the printers have pointed this passage, for I keep no Bible; but
+it contains two distinct questions that admit of distinct answers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+First, Canst thou by searching find out God? Yes. Because, in the first place,
+I know I did not make myself, and yet I have existence; and by searching into
+the nature of other things, I find that no other thing could make itself; and
+yet millions of other things exist; therefore it is, that I know, by positive
+conclusion resulting from this search, that there is a power superior to all
+those things, and that power is God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Secondly, Canst thou find out the Almighty to perfection? No. Not only because
+the power and wisdom He has manifested in the structure of the Creation that I
+behold is to me incomprehensible; but because even this manifestation, great as
+it is is probably but a small display of that immensity of power and wisdom, by
+which millions of other worlds, to me invisible by their distance, were created
+and continue to exist.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is evident that both of these questions were put to the reason of the person
+to whom they are supposed to have been addressed; and it is only by admitting
+the first question to be answered affirmatively, that the second could follow.
+It would have been unnecessary, and even absurd, to have put a second question,
+more difficult than the first, if the first question had been answered
+negatively. The two questions have different objects; the first refers to the
+existence of God, the second to his attributes. Reason can discover the one,
+but it falls infinitely short in discovering the whole of the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I recollect not a single passage in all the writings ascribed to the men called
+apostles, that conveys any idea of what God is. Those writings are chiefly
+controversial; and the gloominess of the subject they dwell upon, that of a man
+dying in agony on a cross, is better suited to the gloomy genius of a monk in a
+cell, by whom it is not impossible they were written, than to any man breathing
+the open air of the Creation. The only passage that occurs to me, that has any
+reference to the works of God, by which only his power and wisdom can be known,
+is related to have been spoken by Jesus Christ, as a remedy against distrustful
+care. &ldquo;Behold the lilies of the field, they toil not, neither do they
+spin.&rdquo; This, however, is far inferior to the allusions in Job and in the
+19th Psalm; but it is similar in idea, and the modesty of the imagery is
+correspondent to the modesty of the man.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap11"></a>CHAPTER XI.<br />
+OF THE THEOLOGY OF THE CHRISTIANS; AND THE TRUE THEOLOGY.
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+As to the Christian system of faith, it appears to me as a species of atheism;
+a sort of religious denial of God. It professes to believe in a man rather than
+in God. It is a compound made up chiefly of man-ism with but little deism, and
+is as near to atheism as twilight is to darkness. It introduces between man and
+his Maker an opaque body, which it calls a redeemer, as the moon introduces her
+opaque self between the earth and the sun, and it produces by this means a
+religious or an irreligious eclipse of light. It has put the whole orbit of
+reason into shade.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The effect of this obscurity has been that of turning everything upside down,
+and representing it in reverse; and among the revolutions it has thus magically
+produced, it has made a revolution in Theology.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That which is now called natural philosophy, embracing the whole circle of
+science, of which astronomy occupies the chief place, is the study of the works
+of God, and of the power and wisdom of God in his works, and is the true
+theology.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the theology that is now studied in its place, it is the study of human
+opinions and of human fancies concerning God. It is not the study of God
+himself in the works that he has made, but in the works or writings that man
+has made; and it is not among the least of the mischiefs that the Christian
+system has done to the world, that it has abandoned the original and beautiful
+system of theology, like a beautiful innocent, to distress and reproach, to
+make room for the hag of superstition.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Book of Job and the 19th Psalm, which even the church admits to be more
+ancient than the chronological order in which they stand in the book called the
+Bible, are theological orations conformable to the original system of theology.
+The internal evidence of those orations proves to a demonstration that the
+study and contemplation of the works of creation, and of the power and wisdom
+of God revealed and manifested in those works, made a great part of the
+religious devotion of the times in which they were written; and it was this
+devotional study and contemplation that led to the discovery of the principles
+upon which what are now called Sciences are established; and it is to the
+discovery of these principles that almost all the Arts that contribute to the
+convenience of human life owe their existence. Every principal art has some
+science for its parent, though the person who mechanically performs the work
+does not always, and but very seldom, perceive the connection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a fraud of the Christian system to call the sciences &lsquo;human
+inventions;&rsquo; it is only the application of them that is human. Every
+science has for its basis a system of principles as fixed and unalterable as
+those by which the universe is regulated and governed. Man cannot make
+principles, he can only discover them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For example: Every person who looks at an almanack sees an account when an
+eclipse will take place, and he sees also that it never fails to take place
+according to the account there given. This shows that man is acquainted with
+the laws by which the heavenly bodies move. But it would be something worse
+than ignorance, were any church on earth to say that those laws are an human
+invention.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would also be ignorance, or something worse, to say that the scientific
+principles, by the aid of which man is enabled to calculate and foreknow when
+an eclipse will take place, are an human invention. Man cannot invent any thing
+that is eternal and immutable; and the scientific principles he employs for
+this purpose must, and are, of necessity, as eternal and immutable as the laws
+by which the heavenly bodies move, or they could not be used as they are to
+ascertain the time when, and the manner how, an eclipse will take place.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The scientific principles that man employs to obtain the foreknowledge of an
+eclipse, or of any thing else relating to the motion of the heavenly bodies,
+are contained chiefly in that part of science that is called trigonometry, or
+the properties of a triangle, which, when applied to the study of the heavenly
+bodies, is called astronomy; when applied to direct the course of a ship on the
+ocean, it is called navigation; when applied to the construction of figures
+drawn by a rule and compass, it is called geometry; when applied to the
+construction of plans of edifices, it is called architecture; when applied to
+the measurement of any portion of the surface of the earth, it is called
+land-surveying. In fine, it is the soul of science. It is an eternal truth: it
+contains the mathematical demonstration of which man speaks, and the extent of
+its uses are unknown.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It may be said, that man can make or draw a triangle, and therefore a triangle
+is an human invention.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the triangle, when drawn, is no other than the image of the principle: it
+is a delineation to the eye, and from thence to the mind, of a principle that
+would otherwise be imperceptible. The triangle does not make the principle, any
+more than a candle taken into a room that was dark, makes the chairs and tables
+that before were invisible. All the properties of a triangle exist
+independently of the figure, and existed before any triangle was drawn or
+thought of by man. Man had no more to do in the formation of those properties
+or principles, than he had to do in making the laws by which the heavenly
+bodies move; and therefore the one must have the same divine origin as the
+other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the same manner as, it may be said, that man can make a triangle, so also,
+may it be said, he can make the mechanical instrument called a lever. But the
+principle by which the lever acts, is a thing distinct from the instrument, and
+would exist if the instrument did not; it attaches itself to the instrument
+after it is made; the instrument, therefore, can act no otherwise than it does
+act; neither can all the efforts of human invention make it act otherwise. That
+which, in all such cases, man calls the effect, is no other than the principle
+itself rendered perceptible to the senses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Since, then, man cannot make principles, from whence did he gain a knowledge of
+them, so as to be able to apply them, not only to things on earth, but to
+ascertain the motion of bodies so immensely distant from him as all the
+heavenly bodies are? From whence, I ask, could he gain that knowledge, but from
+the study of the true theology?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is the structure of the universe that has taught this knowledge to man. That
+structure is an ever-existing exhibition of every principle upon which every
+part of mathematical science is founded. The offspring of this science is
+mechanics; for mechanics is no other than the principles of science applied
+practically. The man who proportions the several parts of a mill uses the same
+scientific principles as if he had the power of constructing an universe, but
+as he cannot give to matter that invisible agency by which all the component
+parts of the immense machine of the universe have influence upon each other,
+and act in motional unison together, without any apparent contact, and to which
+man has given the name of attraction, gravitation, and repulsion, he supplies
+the place of that agency by the humble imitation of teeth and cogs. All the
+parts of man&rsquo;s microcosm must visibly touch. But could he gain a
+knowledge of that agency, so as to be able to apply it in practice, we might
+then say that another canonical book of the word of God had been discovered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If man could alter the properties of the lever, so also could he alter the
+properties of the triangle: for a lever (taking that sort of lever which is
+called a steel-yard, for the sake of explanation) forms, when in motion, a
+triangle. The line it descends from, (one point of that line being in the
+fulcrum,) the line it descends to, and the chord of the arc, which the end of
+the lever describes in the air, are the three sides of a triangle. The other
+arm of the lever describes also a triangle; and the corresponding sides of
+those two triangles, calculated scientifically, or measured
+geometrically,&mdash;and also the sines, tangents, and secants generated from
+the angles, and geometrically measured,&mdash;have the same proportions to each
+other as the different weights have that will balance each other on the lever,
+leaving the weight of the lever out of the case.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It may also be said, that man can make a wheel and axis; that he can put wheels
+of different magnitudes together, and produce a mill. Still the case comes back
+to the same point, which is, that he did not make the principle that gives the
+wheels those powers. This principle is as unalterable as in the former cases,
+or rather it is the same principle under a different appearance to the eye.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The power that two wheels of different magnitudes have upon each other is in
+the same proportion as if the semi-diameter of the two wheels were joined
+together and made into that kind of lever I have described, suspended at the
+part where the semi-diameters join; for the two wheels, scientifically
+considered, are no other than the two circles generated by the motion of the
+compound lever.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is from the study of the true theology that all our knowledge of science is
+derived; and it is from that knowledge that all the arts have originated.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Almighty lecturer, by displaying the principles of science in the structure
+of the universe, has invited man to study and to imitation. It is as if he had
+said to the inhabitants of this globe that we call ours, &ldquo;I have made an
+earth for man to dwell upon, and I have rendered the starry heavens visible, to
+teach him science and the arts. He can now provide for his own comfort, AND
+LEARN FROM MY MUNIFICENCE TO ALL, TO BE KIND TO EACH OTHER.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of what use is it, unless it be to teach man something, that his eye is endowed
+with the power of beholding, to an incomprehensible distance, an immensity of
+worlds revolving in the ocean of space? Or of what use is it that this
+immensity of worlds is visible to man? What has man to do with the Pleiades,
+with Orion, with Sirius, with the star he calls the north star, with the moving
+orbs he has named Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Venus, and Mercury, if no uses are to
+follow from their being visible? A less power of vision would have been
+sufficient for man, if the immensity he now possesses were given only to waste
+itself, as it were, on an immense desert of space glittering with shows.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is only by contemplating what he calls the starry heavens, as the book and
+school of science, that he discovers any use in their being visible to him, or
+any advantage resulting from his immensity of vision. But when he contemplates
+the subject in this light, he sees an additional motive for saying, that
+nothing was made in vain; for in vain would be this power of vision if it
+taught man nothing.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap12"></a>CHAPTER XII.<br />
+THE EFFECTS OF CHRISTIANISM ON EDUCATION; PROPOSED REFORMS</h2>
+
+<p>
+As the Christian system of faith has made a revolution in theology, so also has
+it made a revolution in the state of learning. That which is now called
+learning, was not learning originally. Learning does not consist, as the
+schools now make it consist, in the knowledge of languages, but in the
+knowledge of things to which language gives names.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Greeks were a learned people, but learning with them did not consist in
+speaking Greek, any more than in a Roman&rsquo;s speaking Latin, or a
+Frenchman&rsquo;s speaking French, or an Englishman&rsquo;s speaking English.
+From what we know of the Greeks, it does not appear that they knew or studied
+any language but their own, and this was one cause of their becoming so
+learned; it afforded them more time to apply themselves to better studies. The
+schools of the Greeks were schools of science and philosophy, and not of
+languages; and it is in the knowledge of the things that science and philosophy
+teach that learning consists.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Almost all the scientific learning that now exists, came to us from the Greeks,
+or the people who spoke the Greek language. It therefore became necessary to
+the people of other nations, who spoke a different language, that some among
+them should learn the Greek language, in order that the learning the Greeks had
+might be made known in those nations, by translating the Greek books of science
+and philosophy into the mother tongue of each nation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The study, therefore, of the Greek language (and in the same manner for the
+Latin) was no other than the drudgery business of a linguist; and the language
+thus obtained, was no other than the means, or as it were the tools, employed
+to obtain the learning the Greeks had. It made no part of the learning itself;
+and was so distinct from it as to make it exceedingly probable that the persons
+who had studied Greek sufficiently to translate those works, such for instance
+as Euclid&rsquo;s Elements, did not understand any of the learning the works
+contained.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As there is now nothing new to be learned from the dead languages, all the
+useful books being already translated, the languages are become useless, and
+the time expended in teaching and in learning them is wasted. So far as the
+study of languages may contribute to the progress and communication of
+knowledge (for it has nothing to do with the creation of knowledge) it is only
+in the living languages that new knowledge is to be found; and certain it is,
+that, in general, a youth will learn more of a living language in one year,
+than of a dead language in seven; and it is but seldom that the teacher knows
+much of it himself. The difficulty of learning the dead languages does not
+arise from any superior abstruseness in the languages themselves, but in their
+being dead, and the pronunciation entirely lost. It would be the same thing
+with any other language when it becomes dead. The best Greek linguist that now
+exists does not understand Greek so well as a Grecian plowman did, or a Grecian
+milkmaid; and the same for the Latin, compared with a plowman or a milkmaid of
+the Romans; and with respect to pronunciation and idiom, not so well as the
+cows that she milked. It would therefore be advantageous to the state of
+learning to abolish the study of the dead languages, and to make learning
+consist, as it originally did, in scientific knowledge.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The apology that is sometimes made for continuing to teach the dead languages
+is, that they are taught at a time when a child is not capable of exerting any
+other mental faculty than that of memory. But this is altogether erroneous. The
+human mind has a natural disposition to scientific knowledge, and to the things
+connected with it. The first and favourite amusement of a child, even before it
+begins to play, is that of imitating the works of man. It builds houses with
+cards or sticks; it navigates the little ocean of a bowl of water with a paper
+boat; or dams the stream of a gutter, and contrives something which it calls a
+mill; and it interests itself in the fate of its works with a care that
+resembles affection. It afterwards goes to school, where its genius is killed
+by the barren study of a dead language, and the philosopher is lost in the
+linguist.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the apology that is now made for continuing to teach the dead languages,
+could not be the cause at first of cutting down learning to the narrow and
+humble sphere of linguistry; the cause therefore must be sought for elsewhere.
+In all researches of this kind, the best evidence that can be produced, is the
+internal evidence the thing carries with itself, and the evidence of
+circumstances that unites with it; both of which, in this case, are not
+difficult to be discovered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Putting then aside, as matter of distinct consideration, the outrage offered to
+the moral justice of God, by supposing him to make the innocent suffer for the
+guilty, and also the loose morality and low contrivance of supposing him to
+change himself into the shape of a man, in order to make an excuse to himself
+for not executing his supposed sentence upon Adam; putting, I say, those things
+aside as matter of distinct consideration, it is certain that what is called
+the christian system of faith, including in it the whimsical account of the
+creation&mdash;the strange story of Eve, the snake, and the apple&mdash;the
+amphibious idea of a man-god&mdash;the corporeal idea of the death of a
+god&mdash;the mythological idea of a family of gods, and the christian system
+of arithmetic, that three are one, and one is three, are all irreconcilable,
+not only to the divine gift of reason, that God has given to man, but to the
+knowledge that man gains of the power and wisdom of God by the aid of the
+sciences, and by studying the structure of the universe that God has made.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The setters up, therefore, and the advocates of the Christian system of faith,
+could not but foresee that the continually progressive knowledge that man would
+gain by the aid of science, of the power and wisdom of God, manifested in the
+structure of the universe, and in all the works of creation, would militate
+against, and call into question, the truth of their system of faith; and
+therefore it became necessary to their purpose to cut learning down to a size
+less dangerous to their project, and this they effected by restricting the idea
+of learning to the dead study of dead languages.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They not only rejected the study of science out of the christian schools, but
+they persecuted it; and it is only within about the last two centuries that the
+study has been revived. So late as 1610, Galileo, a Florentine, discovered and
+introduced the use of telescopes, and by applying them to observe the motions
+and appearances of the heavenly bodies, afforded additional means for
+ascertaining the true structure of the universe. Instead of being esteemed for
+these discoveries, he was sentenced to renounce them, or the opinions resulting
+from them, as a damnable heresy. And prior to that time Virgilius was condemned
+to be burned for asserting the antipodes, or in other words, that the earth was
+a globe, and habitable in every part where there was land; yet the truth of
+this is now too well known even to be told. [NOTE: I cannot discover the source
+of this statement concerning the ancient author whose Irish name Feirghill was
+Latinized into Virgilius. The British Museum possesses a copy of the work
+(Decalogiunt) which was the pretext of the charge of heresy made by Boniface,
+Archbishop of Mayence, against Virgilius, Abbot&mdash;bishop of Salzburg, These
+were leaders of the rival &ldquo;British&rdquo; and &ldquo;Roman parties, and
+the British champion made a countercharge against Boniface of irreligious
+practices.&rdquo; Boniface had to express a &ldquo;regret,&rdquo; but none the
+less pursued his rival. The Pope, Zachary II., decided that if his alleged
+&ldquo;doctrine, against God and his soul, that beneath the earth there is
+another world, other men, or sun and moon,&rdquo; should be acknowledged by
+Virgilius, he should be excommunicated by a Council and condemned with
+canonical sanctions. Whatever may have been the fate involved by condemnation
+with &ldquo;canonicis sanctionibus,&rdquo; in the middle of the eighth century,
+it did not fall on Virgilius. His accuser, Boniface, was martyred, 755, and it
+is probable that Virgilius harmonied his Antipodes with orthodoxy. The gravamen
+of the heresy seems to have been the suggestion that there were men not of the
+progeny of Adam. Virgilius was made Bishop of Salzburg in 768. He bore until
+his death, 789, the curious title, &ldquo;Geometer and Solitary,&rdquo; or
+&ldquo;lone wayfarer&rdquo; (Solivagus). A suspicion of heresy clung to his
+memory until 1233, when he was raised by Gregory IX, to sainthood beside his
+accuser, St. Boniface.&mdash;Editor. (Conway)]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If the belief of errors not morally bad did no mischief, it would make no part
+of the moral duty of man to oppose and remove them. There was no moral ill in
+believing the earth was flat like a trencher, any more than there was moral
+virtue in believing it was round like a globe; neither was there any moral ill
+in believing that the Creator made no other world than this, any more than
+there was moral virtue in believing that he made millions, and that the
+infinity of space is filled with worlds. But when a system of religion is made
+to grow out of a supposed system of creation that is not true, and to unite
+itself therewith in a manner almost inseparable therefrom, the case assumes an
+entirely different ground. It is then that errors, not morally bad, become
+fraught with the same mischiefs as if they were. It is then that the truth,
+though otherwise indifferent itself, becomes an essential, by becoming the
+criterion that either confirms by corresponding evidence, or denies by
+contradictory evidence, the reality of the religion itself. In this view of the
+case it is the moral duty of man to obtain every possible evidence that the
+structure of the heavens, or any other part of creation affords, with respect
+to systems of religion. But this, the supporters or partizans of the christian
+system, as if dreading the result, incessantly opposed, and not only rejected
+the sciences, but persecuted the professors. Had Newton or Descartes lived
+three or four hundred years ago, and pursued their studies as they did, it is
+most probable they would not have lived to finish them; and had Franklin drawn
+lightning from the clouds at the same time, it would have been at the hazard of
+expiring for it in flames.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Later times have laid all the blame upon the Goths and Vandals, but, however
+unwilling the partizans of the Christian system may be to believe or to
+acknowledge it, it is nevertheless true, that the age of ignorance commenced
+with the Christian system. There was more knowledge in the world before that
+period, than for many centuries afterwards; and as to religious knowledge, the
+Christian system, as already said, was only another species of mythology; and
+the mythology to which it succeeded, was a corruption of an ancient system of
+theism. [NOTE by Paine: It is impossible for us now to know at what time the
+heathen mythology began; but it is certain, from the internal evidence that it
+carries, that it did not begin in the same state or condition in which it
+ended. All the gods of that mythology, except Saturn, were of modern invention.
+The supposed reign of Saturn was prior to that which is called the heathen
+mythology, and was so far a species of theism that it admitted the belief of
+only one God. Saturn is supposed to have abdicated the govemment in favour of
+his three sons and one daughter, Jupiter, Pluto, Neptune, and Juno; after this,
+thousands of other gods and demigods were imaginarily created, and the calendar
+of gods increased as fast as the calendar of saints and the calendar of courts
+have increased since.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All the corruptions that have taken place, in theology and in religion have
+been produced by admitting of what man calls &lsquo;revealed religion.&rsquo;
+The mythologists pretended to more revealed religion than the christians do.
+They had their oracles and their priests, who were supposed to receive and
+deliver the word of God verbally on almost all occasions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Since then all corruptions down from Moloch to modern predestinarianism, and
+the human sacrifices of the heathens to the christian sacrifice of the Creator,
+have been produced by admitting of what is called revealed religion, the most
+effectual means to prevent all such evils and impositions is, not to admit of
+any other revelation than that which is manifested in the book of Creation.,
+and to contemplate the Creation as the only true and real word of God that ever
+did or ever will exist; and every thing else called the word of God is fable
+and imposition.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is owing to this long interregnum of science, and to no other cause, that we
+have now to look back through a vast chasm of many hundred years to the
+respectable characters we call the Ancients. Had the progression of knowledge
+gone on proportionably with the stock that before existed, that chasm would
+have been filled up with characters rising superior in knowledge to each other;
+and those Ancients we now so much admire would have appeared respectably in the
+background of the scene. But the christian system laid all waste; and if we
+take our stand about the beginning of the sixteenth century, we look back
+through that long chasm, to the times of the Ancients, as over a vast sandy
+desert, in which not a shrub appears to intercept the vision to the fertile
+hills beyond.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is an inconsistency scarcely possible to be credited, that any thing should
+exist, under the name of a religion, that held it to be irreligious to study
+and contemplate the structure of the universe that God had made. But the fact
+is too well established to be denied. The event that served more than any other
+to break the first link in this long chain of despotic ignorance, is that known
+by the name of the Reformation by Luther. From that time, though it does not
+appear to have made any part of the intention of Luther, or of those who are
+called Reformers, the Sciences began to revive, and Liberality, their natural
+associate, began to appear. This was the only public good the Reformation did;
+for, with respect to religious good, it might as well not have taken place. The
+mythology still continued the same; and a multiplicity of National Popes grew
+out of the downfall of the Pope of Christendom.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap13"></a>CHAPTER XIII.<br />
+COMPARISON OF CHRISTIANISM WITH THE RELIGIOUS IDEAS INSPIRED BY NATURE</h2>
+
+<p>
+Having thus shewn, from the internal evidence of things, the cause that
+produced a change in the state of learning, and the motive for substituting the
+study of the dead languages, in the place of the Sciences, I proceed, in
+addition to the several observations already made in the former part of this
+work, to compare, or rather to confront, the evidence that the structure of the
+universe affords, with the christian system of religion. But as I cannot begin
+this part better than by referring to the ideas that occurred to me at an early
+part of life, and which I doubt not have occurred in some degree to almost
+every other person at one time or other, I shall state what those ideas were,
+and add thereto such other matter as shall arise out of the subject, giving to
+the whole, by way of preface, a short introduction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My father being of the quaker profession, it was my good fortune to have an
+exceedingly good moral education, and a tolerable stock of useful learning.
+Though I went to the grammar school, I did not learn Latin, not only because I
+had no inclination to learn languages, but because of the objection the quakers
+have against the books in which the language is taught. But this did not
+prevent me from being acquainted with the subjects of all the Latin books used
+in the school.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The natural bent of my mind was to science. I had some turn, and I believe some
+talent for poetry; but this I rather repressed than encouraged, as leading too
+much into the field of imagination. As soon as I was able, I purchased a pair
+of globes, and attended the philosophical lectures of Martin and Ferguson, and
+became afterwards acquainted with Dr. Bevis, of the society called the Royal
+Society, then living in the Temple, and an excellent astronomer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I had no disposition for what was called politics. It presented to my mind no
+other idea than is contained in the word jockeyship. When, therefore, I turned
+my thoughts towards matters of government, I had to form a system for myself,
+that accorded with the moral and philosophic principles in which I had been
+educated. I saw, or at least I thought I saw, a vast scene opening itself to
+the world in the affairs of America; and it appeared to me, that unless the
+Americans changed the plan they were then pursuing, with respect to the
+government of England, and declared themselves independent, they would not only
+involve themselves in a multiplicity of new difficulties, but shut out the
+prospect that was then offering itself to mankind through their means. It was
+from these motives that I published the work known by the name of Common Sense,
+which is the first work I ever did publish, and so far as I can judge of
+myself, I believe I should never have been known in the world as an author on
+any subject whatever, had it not been for the affairs of America. I wrote
+Common Sense the latter end of the year 1775, and published it the first of
+January, 1776. Independence was declared the fourth of July following. [NOTE:
+The pamphlet Common Sense was first advertised, as &ldquo;just
+published,&rdquo; on January 10, 1776. His plea for the Officers of Excise,
+written before leaving England, was printed, but not published until 1793.
+Despite his reiterated assertion that Common Sense was the first work he ever
+published the notion that he was &ldquo;junius&rdquo; still finds some
+believers. An indirect comment on our Paine-Junians may be found in Part 2 of
+this work where Paine says a man capable of writing Homer &ldquo;would not have
+thrown away his own fame by giving it to another.&rdquo; It is probable that
+Paine ascribed the Letters of Junius to Thomas Hollis. His friend F. Lanthenas,
+in his translation of the Age of Reason (1794) advertises his translation of
+the Letters of Junius from the English &ldquo;(Thomas Hollis).&rdquo; This he
+could hardly have done without consultation with Paine. Unfortunately this
+translation of Junius cannot be found either in the Bibliotheque Nationale or
+the British Museum, and it cannot be said whether it contains any attempt at an
+identification of Junius&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Any person, who has made observations on the state and progress of the human
+mind, by observing his own, can not but have observed, that there are two
+distinct classes of what are called Thoughts; those that we produce in
+ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking, and those that bolt into the
+mind of their own accord. I have always made it a rule to treat those voluntary
+visitors with civility, taking care to examine, as well as I was able, if they
+were worth entertaining; and it is from them I have acquired almost all the
+knowledge that I have. As to the learning that any person gains from school
+education, it serves only, like a small capital, to put him in the way of
+beginning learning for himself afterwards. Every person of learning is finally
+his own teacher; the reason of which is, that principles, being of a distinct
+quality to circumstances, cannot be impressed upon the memory; their place of
+mental residence is the understanding, and they are never so lasting as when
+they begin by conception. Thus much for the introductory part.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From the time I was capable of conceiving an idea, and acting upon it by
+reflection, I either doubted the truth of the christian system, or thought it
+to be a strange affair; I scarcely knew which it was: but I well remember, when
+about seven or eight years of age, hearing a sermon read by a relation of mine,
+who was a great devotee of the church, upon the subject of what is called
+Redemption by the death of the Son of God. After the sermon was ended, I went
+into the garden, and as I was going down the garden steps (for I perfectly
+recollect the spot) I revolted at the recollection of what I had heard, and
+thought to myself that it was making God Almighty act like a passionate man,
+that killed his son, when he could not revenge himself any other way; and as I
+was sure a man would be hanged that did such a thing, I could not see for what
+purpose they preached such sermons. This was not one of those kind of thoughts
+that had any thing in it of childish levity; it was to me a serious reflection,
+arising from the idea I had that God was too good to do such an action, and
+also too almighty to be under any necessity of doing it. I believe in the same
+manner to this moment; and I moreover believe, that any system of religion that
+has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It seems as if parents of the christian profession were ashamed to tell their
+children any thing about the principles of their religion. They sometimes
+instruct them in morals, and talk to them of the goodness of what they call
+Providence; for the Christian mythology has five deities: there is God the
+Father, God the Son, God the Holy Ghost, the God Providence, and the Goddess
+Nature. But the christian story of God the Father putting his son to death, or
+employing people to do it, (for that is the plain language of the story,)
+cannot be told by a parent to a child; and to tell him that it was done to make
+mankind happier and better, is making the story still worse; as if mankind
+could be improved by the example of murder; and to tell him that all this is a
+mystery, is only making an excuse for the incredibility of it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+How different is this to the pure and simple profession of Deism! The true
+deist has but one Deity; and his religion consists in contemplating the power,
+wisdom, and benignity of the Deity in his works, and in endeavouring to imitate
+him in every thing moral, scientifical, and mechanical.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The religion that approaches the nearest of all others to true Deism, in the
+moral and benign part thereof, is that professed by the quakers: but they have
+contracted themselves too much by leaving the works of God out of their system.
+Though I reverence their philanthropy, I can not help smiling at the conceit,
+that if the taste of a quaker could have been consulted at the creation, what a
+silent and drab-colored creation it would have been! Not a flower would have
+blossomed its gaieties, nor a bird been permitted to sing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Quitting these reflections, I proceed to other matters. After I had made myself
+master of the use of the globes, and of the orrery, [NOTE by Paine: As this
+book may fall into the bands of persons who do not know what an orrery is, it
+is for their information I add this note, as the name gives no idea of the uses
+of the thing. The orrery has its name from the person who invented it. It is a
+machinery of clock-work, representing the universe in miniature: and in which
+the revolution of the earth round itself and round the sun, the revolution of
+the moon round the earth, the revolution of the planets round the sun, their
+relative distances from the sun, as the center of the whole system, their
+relative distances from each other, and their different magnitudes, are
+represented as they really exist in what we call the heavens.&mdash;Author.]
+and conceived an idea of the infinity of space, and of the eternal divisibility
+of matter, and obtained, at least, a general knowledge of what was called
+natural philosophy, I began to compare, or, as I have before said, to confront,
+the internal evidence those things afford with the christian system of faith.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Though it is not a direct article of the christian system that this world that
+we inhabit is the whole of the habitable creation, yet it is so worked up
+therewith, from what is called the Mosaic account of the creation, the story of
+Eve and the apple, and the counterpart of that story, the death of the Son of
+God, that to believe otherwise, that is, to believe that God created a
+plurality of worlds, at least as numerous as what we call stars, renders the
+christian system of faith at once little and ridiculous; and scatters it in the
+mind like feathers in the air. The two beliefs can not be held together in the
+same mind; and he who thinks that he believes both, has thought but little of
+either.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Though the belief of a plurality of worlds was familiar to the ancients, it is
+only within the last three centuries that the extent and dimensions of this
+globe that we inhabit have been ascertained. Several vessels, following the
+tract of the ocean, have sailed entirely round the world, as a man may march in
+a circle, and come round by the contrary side of the circle to the spot he set
+out from. The circular dimensions of our world, in the widest part, as a man
+would measure the widest round of an apple, or a ball, is only twenty-five
+thousand and twenty English miles, reckoning sixty-nine miles and an half to an
+equatorial degree, and may be sailed round in the space of about three years.
+[NOTE by Paine: Allowing a ship to sail, on an average, three miles in an hour,
+she would sail entirely round the world in less than one year, if she could
+sail in a direct circle, but she is obliged to follow the course of the
+ocean.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A world of this extent may, at first thought, appear to us to be great; but if
+we compare it with the immensity of space in which it is suspended, like a
+bubble or a balloon in the air, it is infinitely less in proportion than the
+smallest grain of sand is to the size of the world, or the finest particle of
+dew to the whole ocean, and is therefore but small; and, as will be hereafter
+shown, is only one of a system of worlds, of which the universal creation is
+composed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not difficult to gain some faint idea of the immensity of space in which
+this and all the other worlds are suspended, if we follow a progression of
+ideas. When we think of the size or dimensions of, a room, our ideas limit
+themselves to the walls, and there they stop. But when our eye, or our
+imagination darts into space, that is, when it looks upward into what we call
+the open air, we cannot conceive any walls or boundaries it can have; and if
+for the sake of resting our ideas we suppose a boundary, the question
+immediately renews itself, and asks, what is beyond that boundary? and in the
+same manner, what beyond the next boundary? and so on till the fatigued
+imagination returns and says, there is no end. Certainly, then, the Creator was
+not pent for room when he made this world no larger than it is; and we have to
+seek the reason in something else.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If we take a survey of our own world, or rather of this, of which the Creator
+has given us the use as our portion in the immense system of creation, we find
+every part of it, the earth, the waters, and the air that surround it, filled,
+and as it were crowded with life, down from the largest animals that we know of
+to the smallest insects the naked eye can behold, and from thence to others
+still smaller, and totally invisible without the assistance of the microscope.
+Every tree, every plant, every leaf, serves not only as an habitation, but as a
+world to some numerous race, till animal existence becomes so exceedingly
+refined, that the effluvia of a blade of grass would be food for thousands.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Since then no part of our earth is left unoccupied, why is it to be supposed
+that the immensity of space is a naked void, lying in eternal waste? There is
+room for millions of worlds as large or larger than ours, and each of them
+millions of miles apart from each other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having now arrived at this point, if we carry our ideas only one thought
+further, we shall see, perhaps, the true reason, at least a very good reason
+for our happiness, why the Creator, instead of making one immense world,
+extending over an immense quantity of space, has preferred dividing that
+quantity of matter into several distinct and separate worlds, which we call
+planets, of which our earth is one. But before I explain my ideas upon this
+subject, it is necessary (not for the sake of those that already know, but for
+those who do not) to show what the system of the universe is.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap14"></a>CHAPTER XIV.<br />
+SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE.</h2>
+
+<p>
+That part of the universe that is called the solar system (meaning the system
+of worlds to which our earth belongs, and of which Sol, or in English language,
+the Sun, is the center) consists, besides the Sun, of six distinct orbs, or
+planets, or worlds, besides the secondary bodies, called the satellites, or
+moons, of which our earth has one that attends her in her annual revolution
+round the Sun, in like manner as the other satellites or moons, attend the
+planets or worlds to which they severally belong, as may be seen by the
+assistance of the telescope.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Sun is the center round which those six worlds or planets revolve at
+different distances therefrom, and in circles concentric to each other. Each
+world keeps constantly in nearly the same tract round the Sun, and continues at
+the same time turning round itself, in nearly an upright position, as a top
+turns round itself when it is spinning on the ground, and leans a little
+sideways.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is this leaning of the earth (23 1/2 degrees) that occasions summer and
+winter, and the different length of days and nights. If the earth turned round
+itself in a position perpendicular to the plane or level of the circle it moves
+in round the Sun, as a top turns round when it stands erect on the ground, the
+days and nights would be always of the same length, twelve hours day and twelve
+hours night, and the season would be uniformly the same throughout the year.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Every time that a planet (our earth for example) turns round itself, it makes
+what we call day and night; and every time it goes entirely round the Sun, it
+makes what we call a year, consequently our world turns three hundred and
+sixty-five times round itself, in going once round the Sun.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The names that the ancients gave to those six worlds, and which are still
+called by the same names, are Mercury, Venus, this world that we call ours,
+Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. They appear larger to the eye than the stars, being
+many million miles nearer to our earth than any of the stars are. The planet
+Venus is that which is called the evening star, and sometimes the morning star,
+as she happens to set after, or rise before the Sun, which in either case is
+never more than three hours.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Sun as before said being the center, the planet or world nearest the Sun is
+Mercury; his distance from the Sun is thirty-four million miles, and he moves
+round in a circle always at that distance from the Sun, as a top may be
+supposed to spin round in the tract in which a horse goes in a mill. The second
+world is Venus; she is fifty-seven million miles distant from the Sun, and
+consequently moves round in a circle much greater than that of Mercury. The
+third world is this that we inhabit, and which is eighty-eight million miles
+distant from the Sun, and consequently moves round in a circle greater than
+that of Venus. The fourth world is Mars; he is distant from the sun one hundred
+and thirty-four million miles, and consequently moves round in a circle greater
+than that of our earth. The fifth is Jupiter; he is distant from the Sun five
+hundred and fifty-seven million miles, and consequently moves round in a circle
+greater than that of Mars. The sixth world is Saturn; he is distant from the
+Sun seven hundred and sixty-three million miles, and consequently moves round
+in a circle that surrounds the circles or orbits of all the other worlds or
+planets.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The space, therefore, in the air, or in the immensity of space, that our solar
+system takes up for the several worlds to perform their revolutions in round
+the Sun, is of the extent in a strait line of the whole diameter of the orbit
+or circle in which Saturn moves round the Sun, which being double his distance
+from the Sun, is fifteen hundred and twenty-six million miles; and its circular
+extent is nearly five thousand million; and its globical content is almost
+three thousand five hundred million times three thousand five hundred million
+square miles. [NOTE by Paine: If it should be asked, how can man know these
+things? I have one plain answer to give, which is, that man knows how to
+calculate an eclipse, and also how to calculate to a minute of time when the
+planet Venus, in making her revolutions round the Sun, will come in a strait
+line between our earth and the Sun, and will appear to us about the size of a
+large pea passing across the face of the Sun. This happens but twice in about a
+hundred years, at the distance of about eight years from each other, and has
+happened twice in our time, both of which were foreknown by calculation. It can
+also be known when they will happen again for a thousand years to come, or to
+any other portion of time. As therefore, man could not be able to do these
+things if he did not understand the solar system, and the manner in which the
+revolutions of the several planets or worlds are performed, the fact of
+calculating an eclipse, or a transit of Venus, is a proof in point that the
+knowledge exists; and as to a few thousand, or even a few million miles, more
+or less, it makes scarcely any sensible difference in such immense
+distances.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But this, immense as it is, is only one system of worlds. Beyond this, at a
+vast distance into space, far beyond all power of calculation, are the stars
+called the fixed stars. They are called fixed, because they have no
+revolutionary motion, as the six worlds or planets have that I have been
+describing. Those fixed stars continue always at the same distance from each
+other, and always in the same place, as the Sun does in the center of our
+system. The probability, therefore, is that each of those fixed stars is also a
+Sun, round which another system of worlds or planets, though too remote for us
+to discover, performs its revolutions, as our system of worlds does round our
+central Sun. By this easy progression of ideas, the immensity of space will
+appear to us to be filled with systems of worlds; and that no part of space
+lies at waste, any more than any part of our globe of earth and water is left
+unoccupied.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus endeavoured to convey, in a familiar and easy manner, some idea of
+the structure of the universe, I return to explain what I before alluded to,
+namely, the great benefits arising to man in consequence of the Creator having
+made a Plurality of worlds, such as our system is, consisting of a central Sun
+and six worlds, besides satellites, in preference to that of creating one world
+only of a vast extent.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap15"></a>CHAPTER XV.<br />
+ADVANTAGES OF THE EXISTENCE OF MANY WORLDS IN EACH SOLAR SYSTEM</h2>
+
+<p>
+It is an idea I have never lost sight of, that all our knowledge of science is
+derived from the revolutions (exhibited to our eye and from thence to our
+understanding) which those several planets or worlds of which our system is
+composed make in their circuit round the Sun.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Had then the quantity of matter which these six worlds contain been blended
+into one solitary globe, the consequence to us would have been, that either no
+revolutionary motion would have existed, or not a sufficiency of it to give us
+the ideas and the knowledge of science we now have; and it is from the sciences
+that all the mechanical arts that contribute so much to our earthly felicity
+and comfort are derived.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As therefore the Creator made nothing in vain, so also must it be believed that
+he organized the structure of the universe in the most advantageous manner for
+the benefit of man; and as we see, and from experience feel, the benefits we
+derive from the structure of the universe, formed as it is, which benefits we
+should not have had the opportunity of enjoying if the structure, so far as
+relates to our system, had been a solitary globe, we can discover at least one
+reason why a plurality of worlds has been made, and that reason calls forth the
+devotional gratitude of man, as well as his admiration.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But it is not to us, the inhabitants of this globe, only, that the benefits
+arising from a plurality of worlds are limited. The inhabitants of each of the
+worlds of which our system is composed, enjoy the same opportunities of
+knowledge as we do. They behold the revolutionary motions of our earth, as we
+behold theirs. All the planets revolve in sight of each other; and, therefore,
+the same universal school of science presents itself to all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Neither does the knowledge stop here. The system of worlds next to us exhibits,
+in its revolutions, the same principles and school of science, to the
+inhabitants of their system, as our system does to us, and in like manner
+throughout the immensity of space.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our ideas, not only of the almightiness of the Creator, but of his wisdom and
+his beneficence, become enlarged in proportion as we contemplate the extent and
+the structure of the universe. The solitary idea of a solitary world, rolling
+or at rest in the immense ocean of space, gives place to the cheerful idea of a
+society of worlds, so happily contrived as to administer, even by their motion,
+instruction to man. We see our own earth filled with abundance; but we forget
+to consider how much of that abundance is owing to the scientific knowledge the
+vast machinery of the universe has unfolded.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap16"></a>CHAPTER XVI.<br />
+APPLICATION OF THE PRECEDING TO THE SYSTEM OF THE CHRISTIANS</h2>
+
+
+<p>
+But, in the midst of those reflections, what are we to think of the christian
+system of faith that forms itself upon the idea of only one world, and that of
+no greater extent, as is before shown, than twenty-five thousand miles. An
+extent which a man, walking at the rate of three miles an hour for twelve hours
+in the day, could he keep on in a circular direction, would walk entirely round
+in less than two years. Alas! what is this to the mighty ocean of space, and
+the almighty power of the Creator!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From whence then could arise the solitary and strange conceit that the
+Almighty, who had millions of worlds equally dependent on his protection,
+should quit the care of all the rest, and come to die in our world, because,
+they say, one man and one woman had eaten an apple! And, on the other hand, are
+we to suppose that every world in the boundless creation had an Eve, an apple,
+a serpent, and a redeemer? In this case, the person who is irreverently called
+the Son of God, and sometimes God himself, would have nothing else to do than
+to travel from world to world, in an endless succession of death, with scarcely
+a momentary interval of life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been by rejecting the evidence, that the word, or works of God in the
+creation, affords to our senses, and the action of our reason upon that
+evidence, that so many wild and whimsical systems of faith, and of religion,
+have been fabricated and set up. There may be many systems of religion that so
+far from being morally bad are in many respects morally good: but there can be
+but ONE that is true; and that one necessarily must, as it ever will, be in all
+things consistent with the ever existing word of God that we behold in his
+works. But such is the strange construction of the christian system of faith,
+that every evidence the heavens affords to man, either directly contradicts it
+or renders it absurd.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is possible to believe, and I always feel pleasure in encouraging myself to
+believe it, that there have been men in the world who persuaded themselves that
+what is called a pious fraud, might, at least under particular circumstances,
+be productive of some good. But the fraud being once established, could not
+afterwards be explained; for it is with a pious fraud as with a bad action, it
+begets a calamitous necessity of going on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The persons who first preached the christian system of faith, and in some
+measure combined with it the morality preached by Jesus Christ, might persuade
+themselves that it was better than the heathen mythology that then prevailed.
+From the first preachers the fraud went on to the second, and to the third,
+till the idea of its being a pious fraud became lost in the belief of its being
+true; and that belief became again encouraged by the interest of those who made
+a livelihood by preaching it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But though such a belief might, by such means, be rendered almost general among
+the laity, it is next to impossible to account for the continual persecution
+carried on by the church, for several hundred years, against the sciences, and
+against the professors of science, if the church had not some record or
+tradition that it was originally no other than a pious fraud, or did not
+foresee that it could not be maintained against the evidence that the structure
+of the universe afforded.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap17"></a>CHAPTER XVII.<br />
+OF THE MEANS EMPLOYED IN ALL TIME, AND ALMOST UNIVERSALLY, TO DECEIVE THE
+PEOPLES</h2>
+
+<p>
+Having thus shown the irreconcileable inconsistencies between the real word of
+God existing in the universe, and that which is called the word of God, as
+shown to us in a printed book that any man might make, I proceed to speak of
+the three principal means that have been employed in all ages, and perhaps in
+all countries, to impose upon mankind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Those three means are Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, The first two are
+incompatible with true religion, and the third ought always to be suspected.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With respect to Mystery, everything we behold is, in one sense, a mystery to
+us. Our own existence is a mystery: the whole vegetable world is a mystery. We
+cannot account how it is that an acorn, when put into the ground, is made to
+develop itself and become an oak. We know not how it is that the seed we sow
+unfolds and multiplies itself, and returns to us such an abundant interest for
+so small a capital.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The fact however, as distinct from the operating cause, is not a mystery,
+because we see it; and we know also the means we are to use, which is no other
+than putting the seed in the ground. We know, therefore, as much as is
+necessary for us to know; and that part of the operation that we do not know,
+and which if we did, we could not perform, the Creator takes upon himself and
+performs it for us. We are, therefore, better off than if we had been let into
+the secret, and left to do it for ourselves.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But though every created thing is, in this sense, a mystery, the word mystery
+cannot be applied to moral truth, any more than obscurity can be applied to
+light. The God in whom we believe is a God of moral truth, and not a God of
+mystery or obscurity. Mystery is the antagonist of truth. It is a fog of human
+invention that obscures truth, and represents it in distortion. Truth never
+envelops itself in mystery; and the mystery in which it is at any time
+enveloped, is the work of its antagonist, and never of itself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Religion, therefore, being the belief of a God, and the practice of moral
+truth, cannot have connection with mystery. The belief of a God, so far from
+having any thing of mystery in it, is of all beliefs the most easy, because it
+arises to us, as is before observed, out of necessity. And the practice of
+moral truth, or, in other words, a practical imitation of the moral goodness of
+God, is no other than our acting towards each other as he acts benignly towards
+all. We cannot serve God in the manner we serve those who cannot do without
+such service; and, therefore, the only idea we can have of serving God, is that
+of contributing to the happiness of the living creation that God has made. This
+cannot be done by retiring ourselves from the society of the world, and
+spending a recluse life in selfish devotion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The very nature and design of religion, if I may so express it, prove even to
+demonstration that it must be free from every thing of mystery, and
+unincumbered with every thing that is mysterious. Religion, considered as a
+duty, is incumbent upon every living soul alike, and, therefore, must be on a
+level to the understanding and comprehension of all. Man does not learn
+religion as he learns the secrets and mysteries of a trade. He learns the
+theory of religion by reflection. It arises out of the action of his own mind
+upon the things which he sees, or upon what he may happen to hear or to read,
+and the practice joins itself thereto.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When men, whether from policy or pious fraud, set up systems of religion
+incompatible with the word or works of God in the creation, and not only above
+but repugnant to human comprehension, they were under the necessity of
+inventing or adopting a word that should serve as a bar to all questions,
+inquiries and speculations. The word mystery answered this purpose, and thus it
+has happened that religion, which is in itself without mystery, has been
+corrupted into a fog of mysteries.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As mystery answered all general purposes, miracle followed as an occasional
+auxiliary. The former served to bewilder the mind, the latter to puzzle the
+senses. The one was the lingo, the other the legerdemain.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But before going further into this subject, it will be proper to inquire what
+is to be understood by a miracle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the same sense that every thing may be said to be a mystery, so also may it
+be said that every thing is a miracle, and that no one thing is a greater
+miracle than another. The elephant, though larger, is not a greater miracle
+than a mite: nor a mountain a greater miracle than an atom. To an almighty
+power it is no more difficult to make the one than the other, and no more
+difficult to make a million of worlds than to make one. Every thing, therefore,
+is a miracle, in one sense; whilst, in the other sense, there is no such thing
+as a miracle. It is a miracle when compared to our power, and to our
+comprehension. It is not a miracle compared to the power that performs it. But
+as nothing in this description conveys the idea that is affixed to the word
+miracle, it is necessary to carry the inquiry further.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mankind have conceived to themselves certain laws, by which what they call
+nature is supposed to act; and that a miracle is something contrary to the
+operation and effect of those laws. But unless we know the whole extent of
+those laws, and of what are commonly called the powers of nature, we are not
+able to judge whether any thing that may appear to us wonderful or miraculous,
+be within, or be beyond, or be contrary to, her natural power of acting.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ascension of a man several miles high into the air, would have everything
+in it that constitutes the idea of a miracle, if it were not known that a
+species of air can be generated several times lighter than the common
+atmospheric air, and yet possess elasticity enough to prevent the balloon, in
+which that light air is inclosed, from being compressed into as many times less
+bulk, by the common air that surrounds it. In like manner, extracting flashes
+or sparks of fire from the human body, as visibly as from a steel struck with a
+flint, and causing iron or steel to move without any visible agent, would also
+give the idea of a miracle, if we were not acquainted with electricity and
+magnetism; so also would many other experiments in natural philosophy, to those
+who are not acquainted with the subject. The restoring persons to life who are
+to appearance dead as is practised upon drowned persons, would also be a
+miracle, if it were not known that animation is capable of being suspended
+without being extinct.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Besides these, there are performances by slight of hand, and by persons acting
+in concert, that have a miraculous appearance, which, when known, are thought
+nothing of. And, besides these, there are mechanical and optical deceptions.
+There is now an exhibition in Paris of ghosts or spectres, which, though it is
+not imposed upon the spectators as a fact, has an astonishing appearance. As,
+therefore, we know not the extent to which either nature or art can go, there
+is no criterion to determine what a miracle is; and mankind, in giving credit
+to appearances, under the idea of their being miracles, are subject to be
+continually imposed upon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Since then appearances are so capable of deceiving, and things not real have a
+strong resemblance to things that are, nothing can be more inconsistent than to
+suppose that the Almighty would make use of means, such as are called miracles,
+that would subject the person who performed them to the suspicion of being an
+impostor, and the person who related them to be suspected of lying, and the
+doctrine intended to be supported thereby to be suspected as a fabulous
+invention.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of all the modes of evidence that ever were invented to obtain belief to any
+system or opinion to which the name of religion has been given, that of
+miracle, however successful the imposition may have been, is the most
+inconsistent. For, in the first place, whenever recourse is had to show, for
+the purpose of procuring that belief (for a miracle, under any idea of the
+word, is a show) it implies a lameness or weakness in the doctrine that is
+preached. And, in the second place, it is degrading the Almighty into the
+character of a show-man, playing tricks to amuse and make the people stare and
+wonder. It is also the most equivocal sort of evidence that can be set up; for
+the belief is not to depend upon the thing called a miracle, but upon the
+credit of the reporter, who says that he saw it; and, therefore, the thing,
+were it true, would have no better chance of being believed than if it were a
+lie.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suppose I were to say, that when I sat down to write this book, a hand
+presented itself in the air, took up the pen and wrote every word that is
+herein written; would any body believe me? Certainly they would not. Would they
+believe me a whit the more if the thing had been a fact? Certainly they would
+not. Since then a real miracle, were it to happen, would be subject to the same
+fate as the falsehood, the inconsistency becomes the greater of supposing the
+Almighty would make use of means that would not answer the purpose for which
+they were intended, even if they were real.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If we are to suppose a miracle to be something so entirely out of the course of
+what is called nature, that she must go out of that course to accomplish it,
+and we see an account given of such a miracle by the person who said he saw it,
+it raises a question in the mind very easily decided, which is,&mdash;Is it
+more probable that nature should go out of her course, or that a man should
+tell a lie? We have never seen, in our time, nature go out of her course; but
+we have good reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same
+time; it is, therefore, at least millions to one, that the reporter of a
+miracle tells a lie.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The story of the whale swallowing Jonah, though a whale is large enough to do
+it, borders greatly on the marvellous; but it would have approached nearer to
+the idea of a miracle, if Jonah had swallowed the whale. In this, which may
+serve for all cases of miracles, the matter would decide itself as before
+stated, namely, Is it more probable that a man should have, swallowed a whale,
+or told a lie?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But suppose that Jonah had really swallowed the whale, and gone with it in his
+belly to Nineveh, and to convince the people that it was true have cast it up
+in their sight, of the full length and size of a whale, would they not have
+believed him to have been the devil instead of a prophet? or if the whale had
+carried Jonah to Nineveh, and cast him up in the same public manner, would they
+not have believed the whale to have been the devil, and Jonah one of his imps?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most extraordinary of all the things called miracles, related in the New
+Testament, is that of the devil flying away with Jesus Christ, and carrying him
+to the top of a high mountain; and to the top of the highest pinnacle of the
+temple, and showing him and promising to him all the kingdoms of the world. How
+happened it that he did not discover America? or is it only with kingdoms that
+his sooty highness has any interest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have too much respect for the moral character of Christ to believe that he
+told this whale of a miracle himself: neither is it easy to account for what
+purpose it could have been fabricated, unless it were to impose upon the
+connoisseurs of miracles, as is sometimes practised upon the connoisseurs of
+Queen Anne&rsquo;s farthings, and collectors of relics and antiquities; or to
+render the belief of miracles ridiculous, by outdoing miracle, as Don Quixote
+outdid chivalry; or to embarrass the belief of miracles, by making it doubtful
+by what power, whether of God or of the devil, any thing called a miracle was
+performed. It requires, however, a great deal of faith in the devil to believe
+this miracle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In every point of view in which those things called miracles can be placed and
+considered, the reality of them is improbable, and their existence unnecessary.
+They would not, as before observed, answer any useful purpose, even if they
+were true; for it is more difficult to obtain belief to a miracle, than to a
+principle evidently moral, without any miracle. Moral principle speaks
+universally for itself. Miracle could be but a thing of the moment, and seen
+but by a few; after this it requires a transfer of faith from God to man to
+believe a miracle upon man&rsquo;s report. Instead, therefore, of admitting the
+recitals of miracles as evidence of any system of religion being true, they
+ought to be considered as symptoms of its being fabulous. It is necessary to
+the full and upright character of truth that it rejects the crutch; and it is
+consistent with the character of fable to seek the aid that truth rejects. Thus
+much for Mystery and Miracle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As Mystery and Miracle took charge of the past and the present, Prophecy took
+charge of the future, and rounded the tenses of faith. It was not sufficient to
+know what had been done, but what would be done. The supposed prophet was the
+supposed historian of times to come; and if he happened, in shooting with a
+long bow of a thousand years, to strike within a thousand miles of a mark, the
+ingenuity of posterity could make it point-blank; and if he happened to be
+directly wrong, it was only to suppose, as in the case of Jonah and Nineveh,
+that God had repented himself and changed his mind. What a fool do fabulous
+systems make of man!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been shewn, in a former part of this work, that the original meaning of
+the words prophet and prophesying has been changed, and that a prophet, in the
+sense of the word as now used, is a creature of modern invention; and it is
+owing to this change in the meaning of the words, that the flights and
+metaphors of the Jewish poets, and phrases and expressions now rendered obscure
+by our not being acquainted with the local circumstances to which they applied
+at the time they were used, have been erected into prophecies, and made to bend
+to explanations at the will and whimsical conceits of sectaries, expounders,
+and commentators. Every thing unintelligible was prophetical, and every thing
+insignificant was typical. A blunder would have served for a prophecy; and a
+dish-clout for a type.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If by a prophet we are to suppose a man to whom the Almighty communicated some
+event that would take place in future, either there were such men, or there
+were not. If there were, it is consistent to believe that the event so
+communicated would be told in terms that could be understood, and not related
+in such a loose and obscure manner as to be out of the comprehension of those
+that heard it, and so equivocal as to fit almost any circumstance that might
+happen afterwards. It is conceiving very irreverently of the Almighty, to
+suppose he would deal in this jesting manner with mankind; yet all the things
+called prophecies in the book called the Bible come under this description.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But it is with Prophecy as it is with Miracle. It could not answer the purpose
+even if it were real. Those to whom a prophecy should be told could not tell
+whether the man prophesied or lied, or whether it had been revealed to him, or
+whether he conceited it; and if the thing that he prophesied, or pretended to
+prophesy, should happen, or some thing like it, among the multitude of things
+that are daily happening, nobody could again know whether he foreknew it, or
+guessed at it, or whether it was accidental. A prophet, therefore, is a
+character useless and unnecessary; and the safe side of the case is to guard
+against being imposed upon, by not giving credit to such relations.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Upon the whole, Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, are appendages that belong to
+fabulous and not to true religion. They are the means by which so many Lo
+heres! and Lo theres! have been spread about the world, and religion been made
+into a trade. The success of one impostor gave encouragement to another, and
+the quieting salvo of doing some good by keeping up a pious fraud protected
+them from remorse.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap18"></a>RECAPITULATION</h2>
+
+<p>
+Having now extended the subject to a greater length than I first intended, I
+shall bring it to a close by abstracting a summary from the whole.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+First, That the idea or belief of a word of God existing in print, or in
+writing, or in speech, is inconsistent in itself for the reasons already
+assigned. These reasons, among many others, are the want of an universal
+language; the mutability of language; the errors to which translations are
+subject, the possibility of totally suppressing such a word; the probability of
+altering it, or of fabricating the whole, and imposing it upon the world.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Secondly, That the Creation we behold is the real and ever existing word of
+God, in which we cannot be deceived. It proclaimeth his power, it demonstrates
+his wisdom, it manifests his goodness and beneficence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thirdly, That the moral duty of man consists in imitating the moral goodness
+and beneficence of God manifested in the creation towards all his creatures.
+That seeing as we daily do the goodness of God to all men, it is an example
+calling upon all men to practise the same towards each other; and,
+consequently, that every thing of persecution and revenge between man and man,
+and every thing of cruelty to animals, is a violation of moral duty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I trouble not myself about the manner of future existence. I content myself
+with believing, even to positive conviction, that the power that gave me
+existence is able to continue it, in any form and manner he pleases, either
+with or without this body; and it appears more probable to me that I shall
+continue to exist hereafter than that I should have had existence, as I now
+have, before that existence began.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is certain that, in one point, all nations of the earth and all religions
+agree. All believe in a God. The things in which they disgrace are the
+redundancies annexed to that belief; and therefore, if ever an universal
+religion should prevail, it will not be believing any thing new, but in getting
+rid of redundancies, and believing as man believed at first. [&ldquo;In the
+childhood of the world,&rdquo; according to the first (French) version; and the
+strict translation of the final sentence is: &ldquo;Deism was the religion of
+Adam, supposing him not an imaginary being; but none the less must it be left
+to all men to follow, as is their right, the religion and worship they
+prefer.&rdquo;&mdash;Editor.] Adam, if ever there was such a man, was created a
+Deist; but in the mean time, let every man follow, as he has a right to do, the
+religion and worship he prefers.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="part02"></a>THE AGE OF REASON - PART II</h2>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap19"></a>PREFACE</h2>
+
+<p>
+I have mentioned in the former part of The Age of Reason that it had long been
+my intention to publish my thoughts upon Religion; but that I had originally
+reserved it to a later period in life, intending it to be the last work I
+should undertake. The circumstances, however, which existed in France in the
+latter end of the year 1793, determined me to delay it no longer. The just and
+humane principles of the Revolution which Philosophy had first diffused, had
+been departed from. The Idea, always dangerous to Society as it is derogatory
+to the Almighty,&mdash;that priests could forgive sins,&mdash;though it seemed
+to exist no longer, had blunted the feelings of humanity, and callously
+prepared men for the commission of all crimes. The intolerant spirit of church
+persecution had transferred itself into politics; the tribunals, stiled
+Revolutionary, supplied the place of an Inquisition; and the Guillotine of the
+Stake. I saw many of my most intimate friends destroyed; others daily carried
+to prison; and I had reason to believe, and had also intimations given me, that
+the same danger was approaching myself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Under these disadvantages, I began the former part of the Age of Reason; I had,
+besides, neither Bible nor Testament [It must be borne in mind that throughout
+this work Paine generally means by &ldquo;Bible&rdquo; only the Old Testament,
+and speaks of the New as the &ldquo;Testament.&rdquo;&mdash;Editor.] to refer
+to, though I was writing against both; nor could I procure any; notwithstanding
+which I have produced a work that no Bible Believer, though writing at his ease
+and with a Library of Church Books about him, can refute. Towards the latter
+end of December of that year, a motion was made and carried, to exclude
+foreigners from the Convention. There were but two, Anacharsis Cloots and
+myself; and I saw I was particularly pointed at by Bourdon de l&rsquo;Oise, in
+his speech on that motion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Conceiving, after this, that I had but a few days of liberty, I sat down and
+brought the work to a close as speedily as possible; and I had not finished it
+more than six hours, in the state it has since appeared, [This is an allusion
+to the essay which Paine wrote at an earlier part of 1793. See
+Introduction.&mdash;Editor.] before a guard came there, about three in the
+morning, with an order signed by the two Committees of Public Safety and Surety
+General, for putting me in arrestation as a foreigner, and conveying me to the
+prison of the Luxembourg. I contrived, in my way there, to call on Joel Barlow,
+and I put the Manuscript of the work into his hands, as more safe than in my
+possession in prison; and not knowing what might be the fate in France either
+of the writer or the work, I addressed it to the protection of the citizens of
+the United States.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is justice that I say, that the guard who executed this order, and the
+interpreter to the Committee of General Surety, who accompanied them to examine
+my papers, treated me not only with civility, but with respect. The keeper of
+the &lsquo;Luxembourg, Benoit, a man of good heart, shewed to me every
+friendship in his power, as did also all his family, while he continued in that
+station. He was removed from it, put into arrestation, and carried before the
+tribunal upon a malignant accusation, but acquitted.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After I had been in Luxembourg about three weeks, the Americans then in Paris
+went in a body to the Convention to reclaim me as their countryman and friend;
+but were answered by the President, Vadier, who was also President of the
+Committee of Surety General, and had signed the order for my arrestation, that
+I was born in England. [These excited Americans do not seem to have understood
+or reported the most important item in Vadeer&rsquo;s reply, namely that their
+application was &ldquo;unofficial,&rdquo; i.e. not made through or sanctioned
+by Gouverneur Morris, American Minister. For the detailed history of all this
+see vol. iii.&mdash;Editor.] I heard no more, after this, from any person out
+of the walls of the prison, till the fall of Robespierre, on the 9th of
+Thermidor&mdash;July 27, 1794.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+About two months before this event, I was seized with a fever that in its
+progress had every symptom of becoming mortal, and from the effects of which I
+am not recovered. It was then that I remembered with renewed satisfaction, and
+congratulated myself most sincerely, on having written the former part of The
+Age of Reason. I had then but little expectation of surviving, and those about
+me had less. I know therefore by experience the conscientious trial of my own
+principles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was then with three chamber comrades: Joseph Vanheule of Bruges, Charles
+Bastfni, and Michael Robyns of Louvain. The unceasing and anxious attention of
+these three friends to me, by night and day, I remember with gratitude and
+mention with pleasure. It happened that a physician (Dr. Graham) and a surgeon,
+(Mr. Bond,) part of the suite of General O&rsquo;Hara, [The officer who at
+Yorktown, Virginia, carried out the sword of Cornwallis for surrender, and
+satirically offered it to Rochambeau instead of Washington. Paine loaned him
+300 pounds when he (O&rsquo;Hara) left the prison, the money he had concealed
+in the lock of his cell-door.&mdash;Editor.] were then in the Luxembourg: I ask
+not myself whether it be convenient to them, as men under the English
+Government, that I express to them my thanks; but I should reproach myself if I
+did not; and also to the physician of the Luxembourg, Dr. Markoski.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have some reason to believe, because I cannot discover any other, that this
+illness preserved me in existence. Among the papers of Robespierre that were
+examined and reported upon to the Convention by a Committee of Deputies, is a
+note in the hand writing of Robespierre, in the following words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Demander que Thomas Paine soit decrete d&rsquo;accusation, pour
+l&rsquo;interet de l&rsquo;Amerique autant que de la France.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Demand that Thomas Paine be decreed of accusation, for the interest of
+America, as well as of France.] From what cause it was that the intention was
+not put in execution, I know not, and cannot inform myself; and therefore I
+ascribe it to impossibility, on account of that illness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Convention, to repair as much as lay in their power the injustice I had
+sustained, invited me publickly and unanimously to return into the Convention,
+and which I accepted, to shew I could bear an injury without permitting it to
+injure my principles or my disposition. It is not because right principles have
+been violated, that they are to be abandoned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have seen, since I have been at liberty, several publications written, some
+in America, and some in England, as answers to the former part of &ldquo;The
+Age of Reason.&rdquo; If the authors of these can amuse themselves by so doing,
+I shall not interrupt them, They may write against the work, and against me, as
+much as they please; they do me more service than they intend, and I can have
+no objection that they write on. They will find, however, by this Second Part,
+without its being written as an answer to them, that they must return to their
+work, and spin their cobweb over again. The first is brushed away by accident.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They will now find that I have furnished myself with a Bible and Testament; and
+I can say also that I have found them to be much worse books than I had
+conceived. If I have erred in any thing, in the former part of the Age of
+Reason, it has been by speaking better of some parts than they deserved.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I observe, that all my opponents resort, more or less, to what they call
+Scripture Evidence and Bible authority, to help them out. They are so little
+masters of the subject, as to confound a dispute about authenticity with a
+dispute about doctrines; I will, however, put them right, that if they should
+be disposed to write any more, they may know how to begin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+THOMAS PAINE. October, 1795.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap20"></a>CHAPTER I.<br />
+THE OLD TESTAMENT</h2>
+
+<p>
+It has often been said that any thing may be proved from the Bible; but before
+any thing can be admitted as proved by Bible, the Bible itself must be proved
+to be true; for if the Bible be not true, or the truth of it be doubtful, it
+ceases to have authority, and cannot be admitted as proof of any thing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been the practice of all Christian commentators on the Bible, and of all
+Christian priests and preachers, to impose the Bible on the world as a mass of
+truth, and as the word of God; they have disputed and wrangled, and have
+anathematized each other about the supposeable meaning of particular parts and
+passages therein; one has said and insisted that such a passage meant such a
+thing, another that it meant directly the contrary, and a third, that it meant
+neither one nor the other, but something different from both; and this they
+have called understanding the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has happened, that all the answers that I have seen to the former part of
+&lsquo;The Age of Reason&rsquo; have been written by priests: and these pious
+men, like their predecessors, contend and wrangle, and understand the Bible;
+each understands it differently, but each understands it best; and they have
+agreed in nothing but in telling their readers that Thomas Paine understands it
+not.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now instead of wasting their time, and heating themselves in fractious
+disputations about doctrinal points drawn from the Bible, these men ought to
+know, and if they do not it is civility to inform them, that the first thing to
+be understood is, whether there is sufficient authority for believing the Bible
+to be the word of God, or whether there is not?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are matters in that book, said to be done by the express command of God,
+that are as shocking to humanity, and to every idea we have of moral justice,
+as any thing done by Robespierre, by Carrier, by Joseph le Bon, in France, by
+the English government in the East Indies, or by any other assassin in modern
+times. When we read in the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, etc., that they
+(the Israelites) came by stealth upon whole nations of people, who, as the
+history itself shews, had given them no offence; that they put all those
+nations to the sword; that they spared neither age nor infancy; that they
+utterly destroyed men, women and children; that they left not a soul to
+breathe; expressions that are repeated over and over again in those books, and
+that too with exulting ferocity; are we sure these things are facts? are we
+sure that the Creator of man commissioned those things to be done? Are we sure
+that the books that tell us so were written by his authority?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not the antiquity of a tale that is an evidence of its truth; on the
+contrary, it is a symptom of its being fabulous; for the more ancient any
+history pretends to be, the more it has the resemblance of a fable. The origin
+of every nation is buried in fabulous tradition, and that of the Jews is as
+much to be suspected as any other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To charge the commission of things upon the Almighty, which in their own
+nature, and by every rule of moral justice, are crimes, as all assassination
+is, and more especially the assassination of infants, is matter of serious
+concern. The Bible tells us, that those assassinations were done by the express
+command of God. To believe therefore the Bible to be true, we must unbelieve
+all our belief in the moral justice of God; for wherein could crying or smiling
+infants offend? And to read the Bible without horror, we must undo every thing
+that is tender, sympathising, and benevolent in the heart of man. Speaking for
+myself, if I had no other evidence that the Bible is fabulous, than the
+sacrifice I must make to believe it to be true, that alone would be sufficient
+to determine my choice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But in addition to all the moral evidence against the Bible, I will, in the
+progress of this work, produce such other evidence as even a priest cannot
+deny; and show, from that evidence, that the Bible is not entitled to credit,
+as being the word of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, before I proceed to this examination, I will show wherein the Bible
+differs from all other ancient writings with respect to the nature of the
+evidence necessary to establish its authenticity; and this is the more proper
+to be done, because the advocates of the Bible, in their answers to the former
+part of &lsquo;The Age of Reason,&rsquo; undertake to say, and they put some
+stress thereon, that the authenticity of the Bible is as well established as
+that of any other ancient book: as if our belief of the one could become any
+rule for our belief of the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I know, however, but of one ancient book that authoritatively challenges
+universal consent and belief, and that is Euclid&rsquo;s Elements of Geometry;
+[Euclid, according to chronological history, lived three hundred years before
+Christ, and about one hundred before Archimedes; he was of the city of
+Alexandria, in Egypt.&mdash;Author.] and the reason is, because it is a book of
+self-evident demonstration, entirely independent of its author, and of every
+thing relating to time, place, and circumstance. The matters contained in that
+book would have the same authority they now have, had they been written by any
+other person, or had the work been anonymous, or had the author never been
+known; for the identical certainty of who was the author makes no part of our
+belief of the matters contained in the book. But it is quite otherwise with
+respect to the books ascribed to Moses, to Joshua, to Samuel, etc.: those are
+books of testimony, and they testify of things naturally incredible; and
+therefore the whole of our belief, as to the authenticity of those books,
+rests, in the first place, upon the certainty that they were written by Moses,
+Joshua, and Samuel; secondly, upon the credit we give to their testimony. We
+may believe the first, that is, may believe the certainty of the authorship,
+and yet not the testimony; in the same manner that we may believe that a
+certain person gave evidence upon a case, and yet not believe the evidence that
+he gave. But if it should be found that the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua,
+and Samuel, were not written by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel, every part of the
+authority and authenticity of those books is gone at once; for there can be no
+such thing as forged or invented testimony; neither can there be anonymous
+testimony, more especially as to things naturally incredible; such as that of
+talking with God face to face, or that of the sun and moon standing still at
+the command of a man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The greatest part of the other ancient books are works of genius; of which kind
+are those ascribed to Homer, to Plato, to Aristotle, to Demosthenes, to Cicero,
+etc. Here again the author is not an essential in the credit we give to any of
+those works; for as works of genius they would have the same merit they have
+now, were they anonymous. Nobody believes the Trojan story, as related by
+Homer, to be true; for it is the poet only that is admired, and the merit of
+the poet will remain, though the story be fabulous. But if we disbelieve the
+matters related by the Bible authors (Moses for instance) as we disbelieve the
+things related by Homer, there remains nothing of Moses in our estimation, but
+an imposter. As to the ancient historians, from Herodotus to Tacitus, we credit
+them as far as they relate things probable and credible, and no further: for if
+we do, we must believe the two miracles which Tacitus relates were performed by
+Vespasian, that of curing a lame man, and a blind man, in just the same manner
+as the same things are told of Jesus Christ by his historians. We must also
+believe the miracles cited by Josephus, that of the sea of Pamphilia opening to
+let Alexander and his army pass, as is related of the Red Sea in Exodus. These
+miracles are quite as well authenticated as the Bible miracles, and yet we do
+not believe them; consequently the degree of evidence necessary to establish
+our belief of things naturally incredible, whether in the Bible or elsewhere,
+is far greater than that which obtains our belief to natural and probable
+things; and therefore the advocates for the Bible have no claim to our belief
+of the Bible because that we believe things stated in other ancient writings;
+since that we believe the things stated in those writings no further than they
+are probable and credible, or because they are self-evident, like Euclid; or
+admire them because they are elegant, like Homer; or approve them because they
+are sedate, like Plato; or judicious, like Aristotle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having premised these things, I proceed to examine the authenticity of the
+Bible; and I begin with what are called the five books of Moses, Genesis,
+Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. My intention is to shew that those
+books are spurious, and that Moses is not the author of them; and still
+further, that they were not written in the time of Moses nor till several
+hundred years afterwards; that they are no other than an attempted history of
+the life of Moses, and of the times in which he is said to have lived, and also
+of the times prior thereto, written by some very ignorant and stupid pretenders
+to authorship, several hundred years after the death of Moses; as men now write
+histories of things that happened, or are supposed to have happened, several
+hundred or several thousand years ago.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The evidence that I shall produce in this case is from the books themselves;
+and I will confine myself to this evidence only. Were I to refer for proofs to
+any of the ancient authors, whom the advocates of the Bible call prophane
+authors, they would controvert that authority, as I controvert theirs: I will
+therefore meet them on their own ground, and oppose them with their own weapon,
+the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the first place, there is no affirmative evidence that Moses is the author
+of those books; and that he is the author, is altogether an unfounded opinion,
+got abroad nobody knows how. The style and manner in which those books are
+written give no room to believe, or even to suppose, they were written by
+Moses; for it is altogether the style and manner of another person speaking of
+Moses. In Exodus, Leviticus and Numbers, (for every thing in Genesis is prior
+to the times of Moses and not the least allusion is made to him therein,) the
+whole, I say, of these books is in the third person; it is always, the Lord
+said unto Moses, or Moses said unto the Lord; or Moses said unto the people, or
+the people said unto Moses; and this is the style and manner that historians
+use in speaking of the person whose lives and actions they are writing. It may
+be said, that a man may speak of himself in the third person, and, therefore,
+it may be supposed that Moses did; but supposition proves nothing; and if the
+advocates for the belief that Moses wrote those books himself have nothing
+better to advance than supposition, they may as well be silent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But granting the grammatical right, that Moses might speak of himself in the
+third person, because any man might speak of himself in that manner, it cannot
+be admitted as a fact in those books, that it is Moses who speaks, without
+rendering Moses truly ridiculous and absurd:&mdash;for example, Numbers xii. 3:
+&ldquo;Now the man Moses was very MEEK, above all the men which were on the
+face of the earth.&rdquo; If Moses said this of himself, instead of being the
+meekest of men, he was one of the most vain and arrogant coxcombs; and the
+advocates for those books may now take which side they please, for both sides
+are against them: if Moses was not the author, the books are without authority;
+and if he was the author, the author is without credit, because to boast of
+meekness is the reverse of meekness, and is a lie in sentiment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In Deuteronomy, the style and manner of writing marks more evidently than in
+the former books that Moses is not the writer. The manner here used is
+dramatical; the writer opens the subject by a short introductory discourse, and
+then introduces Moses as in the act of speaking, and when he has made Moses
+finish his harrangue, he (the writer) resumes his own part, and speaks till he
+brings Moses forward again, and at last closes the scene with an account of the
+death, funeral, and character of Moses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This interchange of speakers occurs four times in this book: from the first
+verse of the first chapter, to the end of the fifth verse, it is the writer who
+speaks; he then introduces Moses as in the act of making his harrangue, and
+this continues to the end of the 40th verse of the fourth chapter; here the
+writer drops Moses, and speaks historically of what was done in consequence of
+what Moses, when living, is supposed to have said, and which the writer has
+dramatically rehearsed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer opens the subject again in the first verse of the fifth chapter,
+though it is only by saying that Moses called the people of Israel together; he
+then introduces Moses as before, and continues him as in the act of speaking,
+to the end of the 26th chapter. He does the same thing at the beginning of the
+27th chapter; and continues Moses as in the act of speaking, to the end of the
+28th chapter. At the 29th chapter the writer speaks again through the whole of
+the first verse, and the first line of the second verse, where he introduces
+Moses for the last time, and continues him as in the act of speaking, to the
+end of the 33d chapter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer having now finished the rehearsal on the part of Moses, comes
+forward, and speaks through the whole of the last chapter: he begins by telling
+the reader, that Moses went up to the top of Pisgah, that he saw from thence
+the land which (the writer says) had been promised to Abraham, Isaac, and
+Jacob; that he, Moses, died there in the land of Moab, that he buried him in a
+valley in the land of Moab, but that no man knoweth of his sepulchre unto this
+day, that is unto the time in which the writer lived who wrote the book of
+Deuteronomy. The writer then tells us, that Moses was one hundred and ten years
+of age when he died&mdash;that his eye was not dim, nor his natural force
+abated; and he concludes by saying, that there arose not a prophet since in
+Israel like unto Moses, whom, says this anonymous writer, the Lord knew face to
+face.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus shewn, as far as grammatical evidence implies, that Moses was not
+the writer of those books, I will, after making a few observations on the
+inconsistencies of the writer of the book of Deuteronomy, proceed to shew, from
+the historical and chronological evidence contained in those books, that Moses
+was not, because he could not be, the writer of them; and consequently, that
+there is no authority for believing that the inhuman and horrid butcheries of
+men, women, and children, told of in those books, were done, as those books say
+they were, at the command of God. It is a duty incumbent on every true deist,
+that he vindicates the moral justice of God against the calumnies of the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer of the book of Deuteronomy, whoever he was, for it is an anonymous
+work, is obscure, and also contradictory with himself in the account he has
+given of Moses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After telling that Moses went to the top of Pisgah (and it does not appear from
+any account that he ever came down again) he tells us, that Moses died there in
+the land of Moab, and that he buried him in a valley in the land of Moab; but
+as there is no antecedent to the pronoun he, there is no knowing who he was,
+that did bury him. If the writer meant that he (God) buried him, how should he
+(the writer) know it? or why should we (the readers) believe him? since we know
+not who the writer was that tells us so, for certainly Moses could not himself
+tell where he was buried.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer also tells us, that no man knoweth where the sepulchre of Moses is
+unto this day, meaning the time in which this writer lived; how then should he
+know that Moses was buried in a valley in the land of Moab? for as the writer
+lived long after the time of Moses, as is evident from his using the expression
+of unto this day, meaning a great length of time after the death of Moses, he
+certainly was not at his funeral; and on the other hand, it is impossible that
+Moses himself could say that no man knoweth where the sepulchre is unto this
+day. To make Moses the speaker, would be an improvement on the play of a child
+that hides himself and cries nobody can find me; nobody can find Moses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This writer has no where told us how he came by the speeches which he has put
+into the mouth of Moses to speak, and therefore we have a right to conclude
+that he either composed them himself, or wrote them from oral tradition. One or
+other of these is the more probable, since he has given, in the fifth chapter,
+a table of commandments, in which that called the fourth commandment is
+different from the fourth commandment in the twentieth chapter of Exodus. In
+that of Exodus, the reason given for keeping the seventh day is, because (says
+the commandment) God made the heavens and the earth in six days, and rested on
+the seventh; but in that of Deuteronomy, the reason given is, that it was the
+day on which the children of Israel came out of Egypt, and therefore, says this
+commandment, the Lord thy God commanded thee to keep the sabbath-day This makes
+no mention of the creation, nor that of the coming out of Egypt. There are also
+many things given as laws of Moses in this book, that are not to be found in
+any of the other books; among which is that inhuman and brutal law, xxi. 18,
+19, 20, 21, which authorizes parents, the father and the mother, to bring their
+own children to have them stoned to death for what it pleased them to call
+stubbornness.&mdash;But priests have always been fond of preaching up
+Deuteronomy, for Deuteronomy preaches up tythes; and it is from this book, xxv.
+4, they have taken the phrase, and applied it to tything, that &ldquo;thou
+shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth Out the corn:&rdquo; and that this
+might not escape observation, they have noted it in the table of contents at
+the head of the chapter, though it is only a single verse of less than two
+lines. O priests! priests! ye are willing to be compared to an ox, for the sake
+of tythes. [An elegant pocket edition of Paine&rsquo;s Theological Works
+(London. R. Carlile, 1822) has in its title a picture of Paine, as a Moses in
+evening dress, unfolding the two tables of his &ldquo;Age of Reason&rdquo; to a
+farmer from whom the Bishop of Llandaff (who replied to this work) has taken a
+sheaf and a lamb which he is carrying to a church at the summit of a well
+stocked hill.&mdash;Editor.]&mdash;Though it is impossible for us to know
+identically who the writer of Deuteronomy was, it is not difficult to discover
+him professionally, that he was some Jewish priest, who lived, as I shall shew
+in the course of this work, at least three hundred and fifty years after the
+time of Moses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I come now to speak of the historical and chronological evidence. The
+chronology that I shall use is the Bible chronology; for I mean not to go out
+of the Bible for evidence of any thing, but to make the Bible itself prove
+historically and chronologically that Moses is not the author of the books
+ascribed to him. It is therefore proper that I inform the readers (such an one
+at least as may not have the opportunity of knowing it) that in the larger
+Bibles, and also in some smaller ones, there is a series of chronology printed
+in the margin of every page for the purpose of showing how long the historical
+matters stated in each page happened, or are supposed to have happened, before
+Christ, and consequently the distance of time between one historical
+circumstance and another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I begin with the book of Genesis.&mdash;In Genesis xiv., the writer gives an
+account of Lot being taken prisoner in a battle between the four kings against
+five, and carried off; and that when the account of Lot being taken came to
+Abraham, that he armed all his household and marched to rescue Lot from the
+captors; and that he pursued them unto Dan. (ver. 14.)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To shew in what manner this expression of Pursuing them unto Dan applies to the
+case in question, I will refer to two circumstances, the one in America, the
+other in France. The city now called New York, in America, was originally New
+Amsterdam; and the town in France, lately called Havre Marat, was before called
+Havre-de-Grace. New Amsterdam was changed to New York in the year 1664;
+Havre-de-Grace to Havre Marat in the year 1793. Should, therefore, any writing
+be found, though without date, in which the name of New-York should be
+mentioned, it would be certain evidence that such a writing could not have been
+written before, and must have been written after New Amsterdam was changed to
+New York, and consequently not till after the year 1664, or at least during the
+course of that year. And in like manner, any dateless writing, with the name of
+Havre Marat, would be certain evidence that such a writing must have been
+written after Havre-de-Grace became Havre Marat, and consequently not till
+after the year 1793, or at least during the course of that year.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I now come to the application of those cases, and to show that there was no
+such place as Dan till many years after the death of Moses; and consequently,
+that Moses could not be the writer of the book of Genesis, where this account
+of pursuing them unto Dan is given.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The place that is called Dan in the Bible was originally a town of the
+Gentiles, called Laish; and when the tribe of Dan seized upon this town, they
+changed its name to Dan, in commemoration of Dan, who was the father of that
+tribe, and the great grandson of Abraham.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To establish this in proof, it is necessary to refer from Genesis to chapter
+xviii. of the book called the Book of judges. It is there said (ver. 27) that
+&ldquo;they (the Danites) came unto Laish to a people that were quiet and
+secure, and they smote them with the edge of the sword [the Bible is filled
+with murder] and burned the city with fire; and they built a city, (ver. 28,)
+and dwelt therein, and [ver. 29,] they called the name of the city Dan, after
+the name of Dan, their father; howbeit the name of the city was Laish at the
+first.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This account of the Danites taking possession of Laish and changing it to Dan,
+is placed in the book of Judges immediately after the death of Samson. The
+death of Samson is said to have happened B.C. 1120 and that of Moses B.C. 1451;
+and, therefore, according to the historical arrangement, the place was not
+called Dan till 331 years after the death of Moses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a striking confusion between the historical and the chronological
+arrangement in the book of judges. The last five chapters, as they stand in the
+book, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, are put chronologically before all the preceding
+chapters; they are made to be 28 years before the 16th chapter, 266 before the
+15th, 245 before the 13th, 195 before the 9th, 90 before the 4th, and 15 years
+before the 1st chapter. This shews the uncertain and fabulous state of the
+Bible. According to the chronological arrangement, the taking of Laish, and
+giving it the name of Dan, is made to be twenty years after the death of
+Joshua, who was the successor of Moses; and by the historical order, as it
+stands in the book, it is made to be 306 years after the death of Joshua, and
+331 after that of Moses; but they both exclude Moses from being the writer of
+Genesis, because, according to either of the statements, no such a place as Dan
+existed in the time of Moses; and therefore the writer of Genesis must have
+been some person who lived after the town of Laish had the name of Dan; and who
+that person was nobody knows, and consequently the book of Genesis is
+anonymous, and without authority.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I come now to state another point of historical and chronological evidence, and
+to show therefrom, as in the preceding case, that Moses is not the author of
+the book of Genesis.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In Genesis xxxvi. there is given a genealogy of the sons and descendants of
+Esau, who are called Edomites, and also a list by name of the kings of Edom; in
+enumerating of which, it is said, verse 31, &ldquo;And these are the kings that
+reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the children of
+Israel.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, were any dateless writing to be found, in which, speaking of any past
+events, the writer should say, these things happened before there was any
+Congress in America, or before there was any Convention in France, it would be
+evidence that such writing could not have been written before, and could only
+be written after there was a Congress in America or a Convention in France, as
+the case might be; and, consequently, that it could not be written by any
+person who died before there was a Congress in the one country, or a Convention
+in the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nothing is more frequent, as well in history as in conversation, than to refer
+to a fact in the room of a date: it is most natural so to do, because a fact
+fixes itself in the memory better than a date; secondly, because the fact
+includes the date, and serves to give two ideas at once; and this manner of
+speaking by circumstances implies as positively that the fact alluded to is
+past, as if it was so expressed. When a person in speaking upon any matter,
+says, it was before I was married, or before my son was born, or before I went
+to America, or before I went to France, it is absolutely understood, and
+intended to be understood, that he has been married, that he has had a son,
+that he has been in America, or been in France. Language does not admit of
+using this mode of expression in any other sense; and whenever such an
+expression is found anywhere, it can only be understood in the sense in which
+only it could have been used.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The passage, therefore, that I have quoted&mdash;that &ldquo;these are the
+kings that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the children of
+Israel,&rdquo; could only have been written after the first king began to reign
+over them; and consequently that the book of Genesis, so far from having been
+written by Moses, could not have been written till the time of Saul at least.
+This is the positive sense of the passage; but the expression, any king,
+implies more kings than one, at least it implies two, and this will carry it to
+the time of David; and, if taken in a general sense, it carries itself through
+all times of the Jewish monarchy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Had we met with this verse in any part of the Bible that professed to have been
+written after kings began to reign in Israel, it would have been impossible not
+to have seen the application of it. It happens then that this is the case; the
+two books of Chronicles, which give a history of all the kings of Israel, are
+professedly, as well as in fact, written after the Jewish monarchy began; and
+this verse that I have quoted, and all the remaining verses of Genesis xxxvi.
+are, word for word, In 1 Chronicles i., beginning at the 43d verse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was with consistency that the writer of the Chronicles could say as he has
+said, 1 Chron. i. 43, &ldquo;These are the kings that reigned in Edom, before
+there reigned any king over the children of Israel,&rdquo; because he was going
+to give, and has given, a list of the kings that had reigned in Israel; but as
+it is impossible that the same expression could have been used before that
+period, it is as certain as any thing can be proved from historical language,
+that this part of Genesis is taken from Chronicles, and that Genesis is not so
+old as Chronicles, and probably not so old as the book of Homer, or as
+Æsop&rsquo;s Fables; admitting Homer to have been, as the tables of chronology
+state, contemporary with David or Solomon, and Æsop to have lived about the end
+of the Jewish monarchy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Take away from Genesis the belief that Moses was the author, on which only the
+strange belief that it is the word of God has stood, and there remains nothing
+of Genesis but an anonymous book of stories, fables, and traditionary or
+invented absurdities, or of downright lies. The story of Eve and the serpent,
+and of Noah and his ark, drops to a level with the Arabian Tales, without the
+merit of being entertaining, and the account of men living to eight and nine
+hundred years becomes as fabulous as the immortality of the giants of the
+Mythology.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Besides, the character of Moses, as stated in the Bible, is the most horrid
+that can be imagined. If those accounts be true, he was the wretch that first
+began and carried on wars on the score or on the pretence of religion; and
+under that mask, or that infatuation, committed the most unexampled atrocities
+that are to be found in the history of any nation. Of which I will state only
+one instance:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the Jewish army returned from one of their plundering and murdering
+excursions, the account goes on as follows (Numbers xxxi. 13): &ldquo;And
+Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went
+forth to meet them without the camp; and Moses was wroth with the officers of
+the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which
+came from the battle; and Moses said unto them, &lsquo;Have ye saved all the
+women alive?&rsquo; behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the
+counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor,
+and there was a plague among the congregation of the Lord. Now therefore,
+&lsquo;kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath
+known a man by lying with him; but all the women-children that have not known a
+man by lying with him, keep alive for Yourselves.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Among the detestable villains that in any period of the world have disgraced
+the name of man, it is impossible to find a greater than Moses, if this account
+be true. Here is an order to butcher the boys, to massacre the mothers, and
+debauch the daughters.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Let any mother put herself in the situation of those mothers, one child
+murdered, another destined to violation, and herself in the hands of an
+executioner: let any daughter put herself in the situation of those daughters,
+destined as a prey to the murderers of a mother and a brother, and what will be
+their feelings? It is in vain that we attempt to impose upon nature, for nature
+will have her course, and the religion that tortures all her social ties is a
+false religion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After this detestable order, follows an account of the plunder taken, and the
+manner of dividing it; and here it is that the profaneings of priestly
+hypocrisy increases the catalogue of crimes. Verse 37, &ldquo;And the
+Lord&rsquo;s tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen;
+and the beeves were thirty and six thousand, of which the Lord&rsquo;s tribute
+was threescore and twelve; and the asses were thirty thousand, of which the
+Lord&rsquo;s tribute was threescore and one; and the persons were sixteen
+thousand, of which the Lord&rsquo;s tribute was thirty and two.&rdquo; In
+short, the matters contained in this chapter, as well as in many other parts of
+the Bible, are too horrid for humanity to read, or for decency to hear; for it
+appears, from the 35th verse of this chapter, that the number of women-children
+consigned to debauchery by the order of Moses was thirty-two thousand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+People in general know not what wickedness there is in this pretended word of
+God. Brought up in habits of superstition, they take it for granted that the
+Bible is true, and that it is good; they permit themselves not to doubt of it,
+and they carry the ideas they form of the benevolence of the Almighty to the
+book which they have been taught to believe was written by his authority. Good
+heavens! it is quite another thing, it is a book of lies, wickedness, and
+blasphemy; for what can be greater blasphemy, than to ascribe the wickedness of
+man to the orders of the Almighty!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But to return to my subject, that of showing that Moses is not the author of
+the books ascribed to him, and that the Bible is spurious. The two instances I
+have already given would be sufficient, without any additional evidence, to
+invalidate the authenticity of any book that pretended to be four or five
+hundred years more ancient than the matters it speaks of, refers to, them as
+facts; for in the case of pursuing them unto Dan, and of the kings that reigned
+over the children of Israel; not even the flimsy pretence of prophecy can be
+pleaded. The expressions are in the preter tense, and it would be downright
+idiotism to say that a man could prophecy in the preter tense.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But there are many other passages scattered throughout those books that unite
+in the same point of evidence. It is said in Exodus, (another of the books
+ascribed to Moses,) xvi. 35: &ldquo;And the children of Israel did eat manna
+until they came to a land inhabited; they did eat manna until they came unto
+the borders of the land of Canaan.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whether the children of Israel ate manna or not, or what manna was, or whether
+it was anything more than a kind of fungus or small mushroom, or other
+vegetable substance common to that part of the country, makes no part of my
+argument; all that I mean to show is, that it is not Moses that could write
+this account, because the account extends itself beyond the life time of Moses.
+Moses, according to the Bible, (but it is such a book of lies and
+contradictions there is no knowing which part to believe, or whether any) died
+in the wilderness, and never came upon the borders of &lsquo;the land of
+Canaan; and consequently, it could not be he that said what the children of
+Israel did, or what they ate when they came there. This account of eating
+manna, which they tell us was written by Moses, extends itself to the time of
+Joshua, the successor of Moses, as appears by the account given in the book of
+Joshua, after the children of Israel had passed the river Jordan, and came into
+the borders of the land of Canaan. Joshua, v. 12: &ldquo;And the manna ceased
+on the morrow, after they had eaten of the old corn of the land; neither had
+the children of Israel manna any more, but they did eat of the fruit of the
+land of Canaan that year.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But a more remarkable instance than this occurs in Deuteronomy; which, while it
+shows that Moses could not be the writer of that book, shows also the fabulous
+notions that prevailed at that time about giants&rsquo; In Deuteronomy iii. 11,
+among the conquests said to be made by Moses, is an account of the taking of
+Og, king of Bashan: &ldquo;For only Og, king of Bashan, remained of the race of
+giants; behold, his bedstead was a bedstead of iron; is it not in Rabbath of
+the children of Ammon? nine cubits was the length thereof, and four cubits the
+breadth of it, after the cubit of a man.&rdquo; A cubit is 1 foot 9 888/1000
+inches; the length therefore of the bed was 16 feet 4 inches, and the breadth 7
+feet 4 inches: thus much for this giant&rsquo;s bed. Now for the historical
+part, which, though the evidence is not so direct and positive as in the former
+cases, is nevertheless very presumable and corroborating evidence, and is
+better than the best evidence on the contrary side.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer, by way of proving the existence of this giant, refers to his bed,
+as an ancient relick, and says, is it not in Rabbath (or Rabbah) of the
+children of Ammon? meaning that it is; for such is frequently the bible method
+of affirming a thing. But it could not be Moses that said this, because Moses
+could know nothing about Rabbah, nor of what was in it. Rabbah was not a city
+belonging to this giant king, nor was it one of the cities that Moses took. The
+knowledge therefore that this bed was at Rabbah, and of the particulars of its
+dimensions, must be referred to the time when Rabbah was taken, and this was
+not till four hundred years after the death of Moses; for which, see 2 Sam.
+xii. 26: &ldquo;And Joab [David&rsquo;s general] fought against Rabbah of the
+children of Ammon, and took the royal city,&rdquo; etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As I am not undertaking to point out all the contradictions in time, place, and
+circumstance that abound in the books ascribed to Moses, and which prove to
+demonstration that those books could not be written by Moses, nor in the time
+of Moses, I proceed to the book of Joshua, and to shew that Joshua is not the
+author of that book, and that it is anonymous and without authority. The
+evidence I shall produce is contained in the book itself: I will not go out of
+the Bible for proof against the supposed authenticity of the Bible. False
+testimony is always good against itself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Joshua, according to Joshua i., was the immediate successor of Moses; he was,
+moreover, a military man, which Moses was not; and he continued as chief of the
+people of Israel twenty-five years; that is, from the time that Moses died,
+which, according to the Bible chronology, was B.C. 1451, until B.C. 1426, when,
+according to the same chronology, Joshua died. If, therefore, we find in this
+book, said to have been written by Joshua, references to facts done after the
+death of Joshua, it is evidence that Joshua could not be the author; and also
+that the book could not have been written till after the time of the latest
+fact which it records. As to the character of the book, it is horrid; it is a
+military history of rapine and murder, as savage and brutal as those recorded
+of his predecessor in villainy and hypocrisy, Moses; and the blasphemy
+consists, as in the former books, in ascribing those deeds to the orders of the
+Almighty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the first place, the book of Joshua, as is the case in the preceding books,
+is written in the third person; it is the historian of Joshua that speaks, for
+it would have been absurd and vainglorious that Joshua should say of himself,
+as is said of him in the last verse of the sixth chapter, that &ldquo;his fame
+was noised throughout all the country.&rdquo;&mdash;I now come more immediately
+to the proof.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In Joshua xxiv. 31, it is said &ldquo;And Israel served the Lord all the days
+of Joshua, and all the days of the elders that over-lived Joshua.&rdquo; Now,
+in the name of common sense, can it be Joshua that relates what people had done
+after he was dead? This account must not only have been written by some
+historian that lived after Joshua, but that lived also after the elders that
+out-lived Joshua.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are several passages of a general meaning with respect to time, scattered
+throughout the book of Joshua, that carries the time in which the book was
+written to a distance from the time of Joshua, but without marking by exclusion
+any particular time, as in the passage above quoted. In that passage, the time
+that intervened between the death of Joshua and the death of the elders is
+excluded descriptively and absolutely, and the evidence substantiates that the
+book could not have been written till after the death of the last.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But though the passages to which I allude, and which I am going to quote, do
+not designate any particular time by exclusion, they imply a time far more
+distant from the days of Joshua than is contained between the death of Joshua
+and the death of the elders. Such is the passage, x. 14, where, after giving an
+account that the sun stood still upon Gibeon, and the moon in the valley of
+Ajalon, at the command of Joshua, (a tale only fit to amuse children) [NOTE:
+This tale of the sun standing still upon Motint Gibeon, and the moon in the
+valley of Ajalon, is one of those fables that detects itself. Such a
+circumstance could not have happened without being known all over the world.
+One half would have wondered why the sun did not rise, and the other why it did
+not set; and the tradition of it would be universal; whereas there is not a
+nation in the world that knows anything about it. But why must the moon stand
+still? What occasion could there be for moonlight in the daytime, and that too
+whilst the sun shined? As a poetical figure, the whole is well enough; it is
+akin to that in the song of Deborah and Barak, The stars in their courses
+fought against Sisera; but it is inferior to the figurative declaration of
+Mahomet to the persons who came to expostulate with him on his goings on, Wert
+thou, said he, to come to me with the sun in thy right hand and the moon in thy
+left, it should not alter my career. For Joshua to have exceeded Mahomet, he
+should have put the sun and moon, one in each pocket, and carried them as Guy
+Faux carried his dark lanthorn, and taken them out to shine as he might happen
+to want them. The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related that
+it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime makes the
+ridiculous, and one step above the ridiculous makes the sublime again; the
+account, however, abstracted from the poetical fancy, shews the ignorance of
+Joshua, for he should have commanded the earth to have stood
+still.&mdash;Author.] the passage says: &ldquo;And there was no day like that,
+before it, nor after it, that the Lord hearkened to the voice of a man.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The time implied by the expression after it, that is, after that day, being put
+in comparison with all the time that passed before it, must, in order to give
+any expressive signification to the passage, mean a great length of
+time:&mdash;for example, it would have been ridiculous to have said so the next
+day, or the next week, or the next month, or the next year; to give therefore
+meaning to the passage, comparative with the wonder it relates, and the prior
+time it alludes to, it must mean centuries of years; less however than one
+would be trifling, and less than two would be barely admissible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A distant, but general time is also expressed in chapter viii.; where, after
+giving an account of the taking the city of Ai, it is said, ver. 28th,
+&ldquo;And Joshua burned Ai, and made it an heap for ever, a desolation unto
+this day;&rdquo; and again, ver. 29, where speaking of the king of Ai, whom
+Joshua had hanged, and buried at the entering of the gate, it is said,
+&ldquo;And he raised thereon a great heap of stones, which remaineth unto this
+day,&rdquo; that is, unto the day or time in which the writer of the book of
+Joshua lived. And again, in chapter x. where, after speaking of the five kings
+whom Joshua had hanged on five trees, and then thrown in a cave, it is said,
+&ldquo;And he laid great stones on the cave&rsquo;s mouth, which remain unto
+this very day.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In enumerating the several exploits of Joshua, and of the tribes, and of the
+places which they conquered or attempted, it is said, xv. 63, &ldquo;As for the
+Jebusites, the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the children of Judah could not drive
+them out; but the Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah AT JERUSALEM unto
+this day.&rdquo; The question upon this passage is, At what time did the
+Jebusites and the children of Judah dwell together at Jerusalem? As this matter
+occurs again in judges i. I shall reserve my observations till I come to that
+part.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus shewn from the book of Joshua itself, without any auxiliary
+evidence whatever, that Joshua is not the author of that book, and that it is
+anonymous, and consequently without authority, I proceed, as before-mentioned,
+to the book of Judges.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Judges is anonymous on the face of it; and, therefore, even the
+pretence is wanting to call it the word of God; it has not so much as a nominal
+voucher; it is altogether fatherless.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This book begins with the same expression as the book of Joshua. That of Joshua
+begins, chap i. 1, Now after the death of Moses, etc., and this of the Judges
+begins, Now after the death of Joshua, etc. This, and the similarity of stile
+between the two books, indicate that they are the work of the same author; but
+who he was, is altogether unknown; the only point that the book proves is that
+the author lived long after the time of Joshua; for though it begins as if it
+followed immediately after his death, the second chapter is an epitome or
+abstract of the whole book, which, according to the Bible chronology, extends
+its history through a space of 306 years; that is, from the death of Joshua,
+B.C. 1426 to the death of Samson, B.C. 1120, and only 25 years before Saul went
+to seek his father&rsquo;s asses, and was made king. But there is good reason
+to believe, that it was not written till the time of David, at least, and that
+the book of Joshua was not written before the same time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In Judges i., the writer, after announcing the death of Joshua, proceeds to
+tell what happened between the children of Judah and the native inhabitants of
+the land of Canaan. In this statement the writer, having abruptly mentioned
+Jerusalem in the 7th verse, says immediately after, in the 8th verse, by way of
+explanation, &ldquo;Now the children of Judah had fought against Jerusalem, and
+taken it;&rdquo; consequently this book could not have been written before
+Jerusalem had been taken. The reader will recollect the quotation I have just
+before made from Joshua xv. 63, where it said that the Jebusites dwell with the
+children of Judah at Jerusalem at this day; meaning the time when the book of
+Joshua was written.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The evidence I have already produced to prove that the books I have hitherto
+treated of were not written by the persons to whom they are ascribed, nor till
+many years after their death, if such persons ever lived, is already so
+abundant, that I can afford to admit this passage with less weight than I am
+entitled to draw from it. For the case is, that so far as the Bible can be
+credited as an history, the city of Jerusalem was not taken till the time of
+David; and consequently, that the book of Joshua, and of Judges, were not
+written till after the commencement of the reign of David, which was 370 years
+after the death of Joshua.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The name of the city that was afterward called Jerusalem was originally Jebus,
+or Jebusi, and was the capital of the Jebusites. The account of David&rsquo;s
+taking this city is given in 2 Samuel, v. 4, etc.; also in 1 Chron. xiv. 4,
+etc. There is no mention in any part of the Bible that it was ever taken
+before, nor any account that favours such an opinion. It is not said, either in
+Samuel or in Chronicles, that they &ldquo;utterly destroyed men, women and
+children, that they left not a soul to breathe,&rdquo; as is said of their
+other conquests; and the silence here observed implies that it was taken by
+capitulation; and that the Jebusites, the native inhabitants, continued to live
+in the place after it was taken. The account therefore, given in Joshua, that
+&ldquo;the Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah&rdquo; at Jerusalem at
+this day, corresponds to no other time than after taking the city by David.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having now shown that every book in the Bible, from Genesis to Judges, is
+without authenticity, I come to the book of Ruth, an idle, bungling story,
+foolishly told, nobody knows by whom, about a strolling country-girl creeping
+slily to bed to her cousin Boaz. [The text of Ruth does not imply the
+unpleasant sense Paine&rsquo;s words are likely to convey.&mdash;Editor.]
+Pretty stuff indeed to be called the word of God. It is, however, one of the
+best books in the Bible, for it is free from murder and rapine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I come next to the two books of Samuel, and to shew that those books were not
+written by Samuel, nor till a great length of time after the death of Samuel;
+and that they are, like all the former books, anonymous, and without authority.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To be convinced that these books have been written much later than the time of
+Samuel, and consequently not by him, it is only necessary to read the account
+which the writer gives of Saul going to seek his father&rsquo;s asses, and of
+his interview with Samuel, of whom Saul went to enquire about those lost asses,
+as foolish people now-a-days go to a conjuror to enquire after lost things.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer, in relating this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, does not
+tell it as a thing that had just then happened, but as an ancient story in the
+time this writer lived; for he tells it in the language or terms used at the
+time that Samuel lived, which obliges the writer to explain the story in the
+terms or language used in the time the writer lived.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Samuel, in the account given of him in the first of those books, chap. ix. 13
+called the seer; and it is by this term that Saul enquires after him, ver. 11,
+&ldquo;And as they [Saul and his servant] went up the hill to the city, they
+found young maidens going out to draw water; and they said unto them, Is the
+seer here?&rdquo; Saul then went according to the direction of these maidens,
+and met Samuel without knowing him, and said unto him, ver. 18, &ldquo;Tell me,
+I pray thee, where the seer&rsquo;s house is? and Samuel answered Saul, and
+said, I am the seer.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the writer of the book of Samuel relates these questions and answers, in the
+language or manner of speaking used in the time they are said to have been
+spoken, and as that manner of speaking was out of use when this author wrote,
+he found it necessary, in order to make the story understood, to explain the
+terms in which these questions and answers are spoken; and he does this in the
+9th verse, where he says, &ldquo;Before-time in Israel, when a man went to
+enquire of God, thus he spake, Come let us go to the seer; for he that is now
+called a prophet, was before-time called a seer.&rdquo; This proves, as I have
+before said, that this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, was an ancient
+story at the time the book of Samuel was written, and consequently that Samuel
+did not write it, and that the book is without authenticity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But if we go further into those books the evidence is still more positive that
+Samuel is not the writer of them; for they relate things that did not happen
+till several years after the death of Samuel. Samuel died before Saul; for i
+Samuel, xxviii. tells, that Saul and the witch of Endor conjured Samuel up
+after he was dead; yet the history of matters contained in those books is
+extended through the remaining part of Saul&rsquo;s life, and to the latter end
+of the life of David, who succeeded Saul. The account of the death and burial
+of Samuel (a thing which he could not write himself) is related in i Samuel
+xxv.; and the chronology affixed to this chapter makes this to be B.C. 1060;
+yet the history of this first book is brought down to B.C. 1056, that is, to
+the death of Saul, which was not till four years after the death of Samuel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The second book of Samuel begins with an account of things that did not happen
+till four years after Samuel was dead; for it begins with the reign of David,
+who succeeded Saul, and it goes on to the end of David&rsquo;s reign, which was
+forty-three years after the death of Samuel; and, therefore, the books are in
+themselves positive evidence that they were not written by Samuel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have now gone through all the books in the first part of the Bible, to which
+the names of persons are affixed, as being the authors of those books, and
+which the church, styling itself the Christian church, have imposed upon the
+world as the writings of Moses, Joshua and Samuel; and I have detected and
+proved the falsehood of this imposition.&mdash;And now ye priests, of every
+description, who have preached and written against the former part of the
+&lsquo;Age of Reason,&rsquo; what have ye to say? Will ye with all this mass of
+evidence against you, and staring you in the face, still have the assurance to
+march into your pulpits, and continue to impose these books on your
+congregations, as the works of inspired penmen and the word of God? when it is
+as evident as demonstration can make truth appear, that the persons who ye say
+are the authors, are not the authors, and that ye know not who the authors are.
+What shadow of pretence have ye now to produce for continuing the blasphemous
+fraud? What have ye still to offer against the pure and moral religion of
+deism, in support of your system of falsehood, idolatry, and pretended
+revelation? Had the cruel and murdering orders, with which the Bible is filled,
+and the numberless torturing executions of men, women, and children, in
+consequence of those orders, been ascribed to some friend, whose memory you
+revered, you would have glowed with satisfaction at detecting the falsehood of
+the charge, and gloried in defending his injured fame. It is because ye are
+sunk in the cruelty of superstition, or feel no interest in the honour of your
+Creator, that ye listen to the horrid tales of the Bible, or hear them with
+callous indifference. The evidence I have produced, and shall still produce in
+the course of this work, to prove that the Bible is without authority, will,
+whilst it wounds the stubbornness of a priest, relieve and tranquillize the
+minds of millions: it will free them from all those hard thoughts of the
+Almighty which priestcraft and the Bible had infused into their minds, and
+which stood in everlasting opposition to all their ideas of his moral justice
+and benevolence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I come now to the two books of Kings, and the two books of
+Chronicles.&mdash;Those books are altogether historical, and are chiefly
+confined to the lives and actions of the Jewish kings, who in general were a
+parcel of rascals: but these are matters with which we have no more concern
+than we have with the Roman emperors, or Homer&rsquo;s account of the Trojan
+war. Besides which, as those books are anonymous, and as we know nothing of the
+writer, or of his character, it is impossible for us to know what degree of
+credit to give to the matters related therein. Like all other ancient
+histories, they appear to be a jumble of fable and of fact, and of probable and
+of improbable things, but which distance of time and place, and change of
+circumstances in the world, have rendered obsolete and uninteresting.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The chief use I shall make of those books will be that of comparing them with
+each other, and with other parts of the Bible, to show the confusion,
+contradiction, and cruelty in this pretended word of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first book of Kings begins with the reign of Solomon, which, according to
+the Bible chronology, was B.C. 1015; and the second book ends B.C. 588, being a
+little after the reign of Zedekiah, whom Nebuchadnezzar, after taking Jerusalem
+and conquering the Jews, carried captive to Babylon. The two books include a
+space of 427 years.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The two books of Chronicles are an history of the same times, and in general of
+the same persons, by another author; for it would be absurd to suppose that the
+same author wrote the history twice over. The first book of Chronicles (after
+giving the genealogy from Adam to Saul, which takes up the first nine chapters)
+begins with the reign of David; and the last book ends, as in the last book of
+Kings, soon, after the reign of Zedekiah, about B.C. 588. The last two verses
+of the last chapter bring the history 52 years more forward, that is, to 536.
+But these verses do not belong to the book, as I shall show when I come to
+speak of the book of Ezra.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The two books of Kings, besides the history of Saul, David, and Solomon, who
+reigned over all Israel, contain an abstract of the lives of seventeen kings,
+and one queen, who are stiled kings of Judah; and of nineteen, who are stiled
+kings of Israel; for the Jewish nation, immediately on the death of Solomon,
+split into two parties, who chose separate kings, and who carried on most
+rancorous wars against each other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These two books are little more than a history of assassinations, treachery,
+and wars. The cruelties that the Jews had accustomed themselves to practise on
+the Canaanites, whose country they had savagely invaded, under a pretended gift
+from God, they afterwards practised as furiously on each other. Scarcely half
+their kings died a natural death, and in some instances whole families were
+destroyed to secure possession to the successor, who, after a few years, and
+sometimes only a few months, or less, shared the same fate. In 2 Kings x., an
+account is given of two baskets full of children&rsquo;s heads, seventy in
+number, being exposed at the entrance of the city; they were the children of
+Ahab, and were murdered by the orders of Jehu, whom Elisha, the pretended man
+of God, had anointed to be king over Israel, on purpose to commit this bloody
+deed, and assassinate his predecessor. And in the account of the reign of
+Menahem, one of the kings of Israel who had murdered Shallum, who had reigned
+but one month, it is said, 2 Kings xv. 16, that Menahem smote the city of
+Tiphsah, because they opened not the city to him, and all the women therein
+that were with child he ripped up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Could we permit ourselves to suppose that the Almighty would distinguish any
+nation of people by the name of his chosen people, we must suppose that people
+to have been an example to all the rest of the world of the purest piety and
+humanity, and not such a nation of ruffians and cut-throats as the ancient Jews
+were,&mdash;a people who, corrupted by and copying after such monsters and
+imposters as Moses and Aaron, Joshua, Samuel, and David, had distinguished
+themselves above all others on the face of the known earth for barbarity and
+wickedness. If we will not stubbornly shut our eyes and steel our hearts it is
+impossible not to see, in spite of all that long-established superstition
+imposes upon the mind, that the flattering appellation of his chosen people is
+no other than a LIE which the priests and leaders of the Jews had invented to
+cover the baseness of their own characters; and which Christian priests
+sometimes as corrupt, and often as cruel, have professed to believe.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The two books of Chronicles are a repetition of the same crimes; but the
+history is broken in several places, by the author leaving out the reign of
+some of their kings; and in this, as well as in that of Kings, there is such a
+frequent transition from kings of Judah to kings of Israel, and from kings of
+Israel to kings of Judah, that the narrative is obscure in the reading. In the
+same book the history sometimes contradicts itself: for example, in 2 Kings, i.
+17, we are told, but in rather ambiguous terms, that after the death of
+Ahaziah, king of Israel, Jehoram, or Joram, (who was of the house of Ahab),
+reigned in his stead in the second Year of Jehoram, or Joram, son of
+Jehoshaphat, king of Judah; and in viii. 16, of the same book, it is said,
+&ldquo;And in the fifth year of Joram, the son of Ahab, king of Israel,
+Jehoshaphat being then king of Judah, Jehoram, the son of Jehoshaphat king of
+judah, began to reign.&rdquo; That is, one chapter says Joram of Judah began to
+reign in the second year of Joram of Israel; and the other chapter says, that
+Joram of Israel began to reign in the fifth year of Joram of Judah.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Several of the most extraordinary matters related in one history, as having
+happened during the reign of such or such of their kings, are not to be found
+in the other, in relating the reign of the same king: for example, the two
+first rival kings, after the death of Solomon, were Rehoboam and Jeroboam; and
+in i Kings xii. and xiii. an account is given of Jeroboam making an offering of
+burnt incense, and that a man, who is there called a man of God, cried out
+against the altar (xiii. 2): &ldquo;O altar, altar! thus saith the Lord:
+Behold, a child shall be born unto the house of David, Josiah by name, and upon
+thee shall he offer the priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee,
+and men&rsquo;s bones shall be burned upon thee.&rdquo; Verse 4: &ldquo;And it
+came to pass, when king Jeroboam heard the saying of the man of God, which had
+cried against the altar in Bethel, that he put forth his hand from the altar,
+saying, Lay hold on him; and his hand which he put out against him dried up so
+that he could not pull it again to him.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One would think that such an extraordinary case as this, (which is spoken of as
+a judgement,) happening to the chief of one of the parties, and that at the
+first moment of the separation of the Israelites into two nations, would, if
+it,. had been true, have been recorded in both histories. But though men, in
+later times, have believed all that the prophets have said unto them, it does
+appear that those prophets, or historians, disbelieved each other: they knew
+each other too well.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A long account also is given in Kings about Elijah. It runs through several
+chapters, and concludes with telling, 2 Kings ii. 11, &ldquo;And it came to
+pass, as they (Elijah and Elisha) still went on, and talked, that, behold,
+there appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire, and parted them both
+asunder, and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.&rdquo; Hum! this the
+author of Chronicles, miraculous as the story is, makes no mention of, though
+he mentions Elijah by name; neither does he say anything of the story related
+in the second chapter of the same book of Kings, of a parcel of children
+calling Elisha bald head; and that this man of God (ver. 24) &ldquo;turned
+back, and looked upon them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord; and there
+came forth two she-bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of
+them.&rdquo; He also passes over in silence the story told, 2 Kings xiii., that
+when they were burying a man in the sepulchre where Elisha had been buried, it
+happened that the dead man, as they were letting him down, (ver. 21)
+&ldquo;touched the bones of Elisha, and he (the dead man) revived, and stood up
+on his feet.&rdquo; The story does not tell us whether they buried the man,
+notwithstanding he revived and stood upon his feet, or drew him up again. Upon
+all these stories the writer of the Chronicles is as silent as any writer of
+the present day, who did not chose to be accused of lying, or at least of
+romancing, would be about stories of the same kind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, however these two historians may differ from each other with respect to
+the tales related by either, they are silent alike with respect to those men
+styled prophets whose writings fill up the latter part of the Bible. Isaiah,
+who lived in the time of Hezekiab, is mentioned in Kings, and again in
+Chronicles, when these histories are speaking of that reign; but except in one
+or two instances at most, and those very slightly, none of the rest are so much
+as spoken of, or even their existence hinted at; though, according to the Bible
+chronology, they lived within the time those histories were written; and some
+of them long before. If those prophets, as they are called, were men of such
+importance in their day, as the compilers of the Bible, and priests and
+commentators have since represented them to be, how can it be accounted for
+that not one of those histories should say anything about them?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The history in the books of Kings and of Chronicles is brought forward, as I
+have already said, to the year B.C. 588; it will, therefore, be proper to
+examine which of these prophets lived before that period.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here follows a table of all the prophets, with the times in which they lived
+before Christ, according to the chronology affixed to the first chapter of each
+of the books of the prophets; and also of the number of years they lived before
+the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
+</p>
+
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+TABLE of the Prophets, with the time in which they lived before Christ,
+and also before the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
+
+ Years Years before
+ NAMES. before Kings and Observations.
+ Christ. Chronicles.
+
+ Isaiah............... 760 172 mentioned.
+
+
+ (mentioned only in
+ Jeremiah............. 629 41 the last [two] chapters
+ of Chronicles.
+
+ Ezekiel.............. 595 7 not mentioned.
+
+ Daniel............... 607 19 not mentioned.
+
+ Hosea................ 785 97 not mentioned.
+
+ Joel................. 800 212 not mentioned.
+
+ Amos................. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+ Obadiah.............. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+ Jonah................ 862 274 see the note.
+
+ Micah................ 750 162 not mentioned.
+
+ Nahum................ 713 125 not mentioned.
+
+ Habakkuk............. 620 38 not mentioned.
+
+ Zepbaniah............ 630 42 not mentioned.
+</pre>
+
+<p>
+Haggai Zechariah all three after the year 588 Medachi [NOTE In 2 Kings xiv. 25,
+the name of Jonah is mentioned on account of the restoration of a tract of land
+by Jeroboam; but nothing further is said of him, nor is any allusion made to
+the book of Jonah, nor to his expedition to Nineveh, nor to his encounter with
+the whale.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This table is either not very honourable for the Bible historians, or not very
+honourable for the Bible prophets; and I leave to priests and commentators, who
+are very learned in little things, to settle the point of etiquette between the
+two; and to assign a reason, why the authors of Kings and of Chronicles have
+treated those prophets, whom, in the former part of the &lsquo;Age of
+Reason,&rsquo; I have considered as poets, with as much degrading silence as
+any historian of the present day would treat Peter Pindar.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have one more observation to make on the book of Chronicles; after which I
+shall pass on to review the remaining books of the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In my observations on the book of Genesis, I have quoted a passage from xxxvi.
+31, which evidently refers to a time, after that kings began to reign over the
+children of Israel; and I have shown that as this verse is verbatim the same as
+in 1 Chronicles i. 43, where it stands consistently with the order of history,
+which in Genesis it does not, that the verse in Genesis, and a great part of
+the 36th chapter, have been taken from Chronicles; and that the book of
+Genesis, though it is placed first in the Bible, and ascribed to Moses, has
+been manufactured by some unknown person, after the book of Chronicles was
+written, which was not until at least eight hundred and sixty years after the
+time of Moses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The evidence I proceed by to substantiate this, is regular, and has in it but
+two stages. First, as I have already stated, that the passage in Genesis refers
+itself for time to Chronicles; secondly, that the book of Chronicles, to which
+this passage refers itself, was not begun to be written until at least eight
+hundred and sixty years after the time of Moses. To prove this, we have only to
+look into 1 Chronicles iii. 15, where the writer, in giving the genealogy of
+the descendants of David, mentions Zedekiah; and it was in the time of Zedekiah
+that Nebuchadnezzar conquered Jerusalem, B.C. 588, and consequently more than
+860 years after Moses. Those who have superstitiously boasted of the antiquity
+of the Bible, and particularly of the books ascribed to Moses, have done it
+without examination, and without any other authority than that of one credulous
+man telling it to another: for, so far as historical and chronological evidence
+applies, the very first book in the Bible is not so ancient as the book of
+Homer, by more than three hundred years, and is about the same age with
+Æsop&rsquo;s Fables.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I am not contending for the morality of Homer; on the contrary, I think it a
+book of false glory, and tending to inspire immoral and mischievous notions of
+honour; and with respect to Æsop, though the moral is in general just, the
+fable is often cruel; and the cruelty of the fable does more injury to the
+heart, especially in a child, than the moral does good to the judgment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having now dismissed Kings and Chronicles, I come to the next in course, the
+book of Ezra.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As one proof, among others I shall produce to shew the disorder in which this
+pretended word of God, the Bible, has been put together, and the uncertainty of
+who the authors were, we have only to look at the first three verses in Ezra,
+and the last two in 2 Chronicles; for by what kind of cutting and shuffling has
+it been that the first three verses in Ezra should be the last two verses in 2
+Chronicles, or that the last two in 2 Chronicles should be the first three in
+Ezra? Either the authors did not know their own works or the compilers did not
+know the authors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Last Two Verses of 2 Chronicles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ver. 22. Now in the first year of Cyrus, King of Persia, that the word of the
+Lord, spoken by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be accomplished, the Lord stirred
+up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a proclamation throughout
+all his kingdom, and put it also in writing, saying.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+earth hath the Lord God of heaven given me; and he hath charged me to build him
+an house in Jerusalem which is in Judah. Who is there among you of all his
+people? the Lord his God be with him, and let him go up. ***
+</p>
+
+<p>
+First Three Verses of Ezra.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ver. 1. Now in the first year of Cyrus, king of Persia, that the word of the
+Lord, by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be fulfilled, the Lord stirred up the
+spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a proclamation throughout all his
+kingdom, and put it also in writing, saying.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+2. Thus saith Cyrus, king of Persia, The Lord God of heaven hath given me all
+the kingdoms of the earth; and he hath charged me to build him an house at
+Jerusalem, which is in Judah.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+3. Who is there among you of all his people? his God be with him, and let him
+go up to Jerusalem, which is in Judah, and build the house of the Lord God of
+Israel (he is the God) which is in Jerusalem.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+*** The last verse in Chronicles is broken abruptly, and ends in the middle of
+the phrase with the word &lsquo;up&rsquo; without signifying to what place.
+This abrupt break, and the appearance of the same verses in different books,
+show as I have already said, the disorder and ignorance in which the Bible has
+been put together, and that the compilers of it had no authority for what they
+were doing, nor we any authority for believing what they have done. [NOTE I
+observed, as I passed along, several broken and senseless passages in the
+Bible, without thinking them of consequence enough to be introduced in the body
+of the work; such as that, 1 Samuel xiii. 1, where it is said, &ldquo;Saul
+reigned one year; and when he had reigned two years over Israel, Saul chose him
+three thousand men,&rdquo; &amp;c. The first part of the verse, that Saul
+reigned one year has no sense, since it does not tell us what Saul did, nor say
+any thing of what happened at the end of that one year; and it is, besides,
+mere absurdity to say he reigned one year, when the very next phrase says he
+had reigned two for if he had reigned two, it was impossible not to have
+reigned one.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another instance occurs in Joshua v. where the writer tells us a story of an
+angel (for such the table of contents at the head of the chapter calls him)
+appearing unto Joshua; and the story ends abruptly, and without any conclusion.
+The story is as follows:&mdash;Ver. 13. &ldquo;And it came to pass, when Joshua
+was by Jericho, that he lifted up his eyes and looked, and behold there stood a
+man over against him with his sword drawn in his hand; and Joshua went unto him
+and said unto him, Art thou for us, or for our adversaries?&rdquo; Verse 14,
+&ldquo;And he said, Nay; but as captain of the host of the Lord am I now come.
+And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did worship and said unto him,
+What saith my Lord unto his servant?&rdquo; Verse 15, &ldquo;And the captain of
+the Lord&rsquo;s host said unto Joshua, Loose thy shoe from off thy foot; for
+the place whereon thou standeth is holy. And Joshua did so.&rdquo;&mdash;And
+what then? nothing: for here the story ends, and the chapter too.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Either this story is broken off in the middle, or it is a story told by some
+Jewish humourist in ridicule of Joshua&rsquo;s pretended mission from God, and
+the compilers of the Bible, not perceiving the design of the story, have told
+it as a serious matter. As a story of humour and ridicule it has a great deal
+of point; for it pompously introduces an angel in the figure of a man, with a
+drawn sword in his hand, before whom Joshua falls on his face to the earth, and
+worships (which is contrary to their second commandment;) and then, this most
+important embassy from heaven ends in telling Joshua to pull off his shoe. It
+might as well have told him to pull up his breeches.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is certain, however, that the Jews did not credit every thing their leaders
+told them, as appears from the cavalier manner in which they speak of Moses,
+when he was gone into the mount. As for this Moses, say they, we wot not what
+is become of him. Exod. xxxii. 1.&mdash;Author.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The only thing that has any appearance of certainty in the book of Ezra is the
+time in which it was written, which was immediately after the return of the
+Jews from the Babylonian captivity, about B.C. 536. Ezra (who, according to the
+Jewish commentators, is the same person as is called Esdras in the Apocrypha)
+was one of the persons who returned, and who, it is probable, wrote the account
+of that affair. Nebemiah, whose book follows next to Ezra, was another of the
+returned persons; and who, it is also probable, wrote the account of the same
+affair, in the book that bears his name. But those accounts are nothing to us,
+nor to any other person, unless it be to the Jews, as a part of the history of
+their nation; and there is just as much of the word of God in those books as
+there is in any of the histories of France, or Rapin&rsquo;s history of
+England, or the history of any other country.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But even in matters of historical record, neither of those writers are to be
+depended upon. In Ezra ii., the writer gives a list of the tribes and families,
+and of the precise number of souls of each, that returned from Babylon to
+Jerusalem; and this enrolment of the persons so returned appears to have been
+one of the principal objects for writing the book; but in this there is an
+error that destroys the intention of the undertaking.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer begins his enrolment in the following manner (ii. 3): &ldquo;The
+children of Parosh, two thousand one hundred seventy and four.&rdquo; Ver. 4,
+&ldquo;The children of Shephatiah, three hundred seventy and two.&rdquo; And in
+this manner he proceeds through all the families; and in the 64th verse, he
+makes a total, and says, the whole congregation together was forty and two
+thousand three hundred and threescore.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But whoever will take the trouble of casting up the several particulars, will
+find that the total is but 29,818; so that the error is 12,542. What certainty
+then can there be in the Bible for any thing?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Here Mr. Paine includes the long list of numbers from the Bible of all the
+children listed and the total thereof. This can be had directly from the
+Bible.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nehemiah, in like manner, gives a list of the returned families, and of the
+number of each family. He begins as in Ezra, by saying (vii. 8): &ldquo;The
+children of Parosh, two thousand three hundred and seventy-two;&rdquo; and so
+on through all the families. (The list differs in several of the particulars
+from that of Ezra.) In ver. 66, Nehemiah makes a total, and says, as Ezra had
+said, &ldquo;The whole congregation together was forty and two thousand three
+hundred and threescore.&rdquo; But the particulars of this list make a total
+but of 31,089, so that the error here is 11,271. These writers may do well
+enough for Bible-makers, but not for any thing where truth and exactness is
+necessary.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The next book in course is the book of Esther. If Madam Esther thought it any
+honour to offer herself as a kept mistress to Ahasuerus, or as a rival to Queen
+Vashti, who had refused to come to a drunken king in the midst of a drunken
+company, to be made a show of, (for the account says, they had been drinking
+seven days, and were merry,) let Esther and Mordecai look to that, it is no
+business of ours, at least it is none of mine; besides which, the story has a
+great deal the appearance of being fabulous, and is also anonymous. I pass on
+to the book of Job.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Job differs in character from all the books we have hitherto passed
+over. Treachery and murder make no part of this book; it is the meditations of
+a mind strongly impressed with the vicissitudes of human life, and by turns
+sinking under, and struggling against the pressure. It is a highly wrought
+composition, between willing submission and involuntary discontent; and shows
+man, as he sometimes is, more disposed to be resigned than he is capable of
+being. Patience has but a small share in the character of the person of whom
+the book treats; on the contrary, his grief is often impetuous; but he still
+endeavours to keep a guard upon it, and seems determined, in the midst of
+accumulating ills, to impose upon himself the hard duty of contentment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have spoken in a respectful manner of the book of Job in the former part of
+the &lsquo;Age of Reason,&rsquo; but without knowing at that time what I have
+learned since; which is, that from all the evidence that can be collected, the
+book of Job does not belong to the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have seen the opinion of two Hebrew commentators, Abenezra and Spinoza, upon
+this subject; they both say that the book of Job carries no internal evidence
+of being an Hebrew book; that the genius of the composition, and the drama of
+the piece, are not Hebrew; that it has been translated from another language
+into Hebrew, and that the author of the book was a Gentile; that the character
+represented under the name of Satan (which is the first and only time this name
+is mentioned in the Bible) [In a later work Paine notes that in &ldquo;the
+Bible&rdquo; (by which he always means the Old Testament alone) the word Satan
+occurs also in 1 Chron. xxi. 1, and remarks that the action there ascribed to
+Satan is in 2 Sam. xxiv. 1, attributed to Jehovah (&ldquo;Essay on
+Dreams&rdquo;). In these places, however, and in Ps. cix. 6, Satan means
+&ldquo;adversary,&rdquo; and is so translated (A.S. version) in 2 Sam. xix. 22,
+and 1 Kings v. 4, xi. 25. As a proper name, with the article, Satan appears in
+the Old Testament only in Job and in Zech. iii. 1, 2. But the authenticity of
+the passage in Zechariah has been questioned, and it may be that in finding the
+proper name of Satan in Job alone, Paine was following some opinion met with in
+one of the authorities whose comments are condensed in his
+paragraph.&mdash;Editor.] does not correspond to any Hebrew idea; and that the
+two convocations which the Deity is supposed to have made of those whom the
+poem calls sons of God, and the familiarity which this supposed Satan is stated
+to have with the Deity, are in the same case.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It may also be observed, that the book shows itself to be the production of a
+mind cultivated in science, which the Jews, so far from being famous for, were
+very ignorant of. The allusions to objects of natural philosophy are frequent
+and strong, and are of a different cast to any thing in the books known to be
+Hebrew. The astronomical names, Pleiades, Orion, and Arcturus, are Greek and
+not Hebrew names, and it does not appear from any thing that is to be found in
+the Bible that the Jews knew any thing of astronomy, or that they studied it,
+they had no translation of those names into their own language, but adopted the
+names as they found them in the poem. [Paine&rsquo;s Jewish critic, David Levi,
+fastened on this slip (&ldquo;Defence of the Old Testament,&rdquo; 1797, p.
+152). In the original the names are Ash (Arcturus), Kesil&rsquo; (Orion),
+Kimah&rsquo; (Pleiades), though the identifications of the constellations in
+the A.S.V. have been questioned.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That the Jews did translate the literary productions of the Gentile nations
+into the Hebrew language, and mix them with their own, is not a matter of
+doubt; Proverbs xxxi. i, is an evidence of this: it is there said, The word of
+king Lemuel, the prophecy which his mother taught him. This verse stands as a
+preface to the proverbs that follow, and which are not the proverbs of Solomon,
+but of Lemuel; and this Lemuel was not one of the kings of Israel, nor of
+Judah, but of some other country, and consequently a Gentile. The Jews however
+have adopted his proverbs; and as they cannot give any account who the author
+of the book of Job was, nor how they came by the book, and as it differs in
+character from the Hebrew writings, and stands totally unconnected with every
+other book and chapter in the Bible before it and after it, it has all the
+circumstantial evidence of being originally a book of the Gentiles. [The prayer
+known by the name of Agur&rsquo;s Prayer, in Proverbs xxx.,&mdash;immediately
+preceding the proverbs of Lemuel,&mdash;and which is the only sensible,
+well-conceived, and well-expressed prayer in the Bible, has much the appearance
+of being a prayer taken from the Gentiles. The name of Agur occurs on no other
+occasion than this; and he is introduced, together with the prayer ascribed to
+him, in the same manner, and nearly in the same words, that Lemuel and his
+proverbs are introduced in the chapter that follows. The first verse says,
+&ldquo;The words of Agur, the son of Jakeh, even the prophecy:&rdquo; here the
+word prophecy is used with the same application it has in the following chapter
+of Lemuel, unconnected with anything of prediction. The prayer of Agur is in
+the 8th and 9th verses, &ldquo;Remove far from me vanity and lies; give me
+neither riches nor poverty, but feed me with food convenient for me; lest I be
+full and deny thee and say, Who is the Lord? or lest I be poor and steal, and
+take the name of my God in vain.&rdquo; This has not any of the marks of being
+a Jewish prayer, for the Jews never prayed but when they were in trouble, and
+never for anything but victory, vengeance, or riches.&mdash;Author. (Prov. xxx.
+1, and xxxi. 1) the word &ldquo;prophecy&rdquo; in these verses is translated
+&ldquo;oracle&rdquo; or &ldquo;burden&rdquo; (marg.) in the revised
+version.&mdash;The prayer of Agur was quoted by Paine in his plea for the
+officers of Excise, 1772.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Bible-makers, and those regulators of time, the Bible chronologists, appear
+to have been at a loss where to place and how to dispose of the book of Job;
+for it contains no one historical circumstance, nor allusion to any, that might
+serve to determine its place in the Bible. But it would not have answered the
+purpose of these men to have informed the world of their ignorance; and,
+therefore, they have affixed it to the aera of B.C. 1520, which is during the
+time the Israelites were in Egypt, and for which they have just as much
+authority and no more than I should have for saying it was a thousand years
+before that period. The probability however is, that it is older than any book
+in the Bible; and it is the only one that can be read without indignation or
+disgust.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We know nothing of what the ancient Gentile world (as it is called) was before
+the time of the Jews, whose practice has been to calumniate and blacken the
+character of all other nations; and it is from the Jewish accounts that we have
+learned to call them heathens. But, as far as we know to the contrary, they
+were a just and moral people, and not addicted, like the Jews, to cruelty and
+revenge, but of whose profession of faith we are unacquainted. It appears to
+have been their custom to personify both virtue and vice by statues and images,
+as is done now-a-days both by statuary and by painting; but it does not follow
+from this that they worshipped them any more than we do.&mdash;I pass on to the
+book of,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Psalms, of which it is not necessary to make much observation. Some of them are
+moral, and others are very revengeful; and the greater part relates to certain
+local circumstances of the Jewish nation at the time they were written, with
+which we have nothing to do. It is, however, an error or an imposition to call
+them the Psalms of David; they are a collection, as song-books are now-a-days,
+from different song-writers, who lived at different times. The 137th Psalm
+could not have been written till more than 400 years after the time of David,
+because it is written in commemoration of an event, the captivity of the Jews
+in Babylon, which did not happen till that distance of time. &ldquo;By the
+rivers of Babylon we sat down; yea, we wept when we remembered Zion. We hanged
+our harps upon the willows, in the midst thereof; for there they that carried
+us away captive required of us a song, saying, sing us one of the songs of
+Zion.&rdquo; As a man would say to an American, or to a Frenchman, or to an
+Englishman, sing us one of your American songs, or your French songs, or your
+English songs. This remark, with respect to the time this psalm was written, is
+of no other use than to show (among others already mentioned) the general
+imposition the world has been under with respect to the authors of the Bible.
+No regard has been paid to time, place, and circumstance; and the names of
+persons have been affixed to the several books which it was as impossible they
+should write, as that a man should walk in procession at his own funeral.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Book of Proverbs. These, like the Psalms, are a collection, and that from
+authors belonging to other nations than those of the Jewish nation, as I have
+shewn in the observations upon the book of Job; besides which, some of the
+Proverbs ascribed to Solomon did not appear till two hundred and fifty years
+after the death of Solomon; for it is said in xxv. i, &ldquo;These are also
+proverbs of Solomon which the men of Hezekiah, king of Judah, copied
+out.&rdquo; It was two hundred and fifty years from the time of Solomon to the
+time of Hezekiah. When a man is famous and his name is abroad he is made the
+putative father of things he never said or did; and this, most probably, has
+been the case with Solomon. It appears to have been the fashion of that day to
+make proverbs, as it is now to make jest-books, and father them upon those who
+never saw them. [A &ldquo;Tom Paine&rsquo;s Jest Book&rdquo; had appeared in
+London with little or nothing of Paine in it.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Ecclesiastes, or the Preacher, is also ascribed to Solomon, and
+that with much reason, if not with truth. It is written as the solitary
+reflections of a worn-out debauchee, such as Solomon was, who looking back on
+scenes he can no longer enjoy, cries out All is Vanity! A great deal of the
+metaphor and of the sentiment is obscure, most probably by translation; but
+enough is left to show they were strongly pointed in the original. [Those that
+look out of the window shall be darkened, is an obscure figure in translation
+for loss of sight.&mdash;Author.] From what is transmitted to us of the
+character of Solomon, he was witty, ostentatious, dissolute, and at last
+melancholy. He lived fast, and died, tired of the world, at the age of
+fifty-eight years.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines, are worse than none; and,
+however it may carry with it the appearance of heightened enjoyment, it defeats
+all the felicity of affection, by leaving it no point to fix upon; divided love
+is never happy. This was the case with Solomon; and if he could not, with all
+his pretensions to wisdom, discover it beforehand, he merited, unpitied, the
+mortification he afterwards endured. In this point of view, his preaching is
+unnecessary, because, to know the consequences, it is only necessary to know
+the cause. Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines would have stood
+in place of the whole book. It was needless after this to say that all was
+vanity and vexation of spirit; for it is impossible to derive happiness from
+the company of those whom we deprive of happiness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To be happy in old age it is necessary that we accustom ourselves to objects
+that can accompany the mind all the way through life, and that we take the rest
+as good in their day. The mere man of pleasure is miserable in old age; and the
+mere drudge in business is but little better: whereas, natural philosophy,
+mathematical and mechanical science, are a continual source of tranquil
+pleasure, and in spite of the gloomy dogmas of priests, and of superstition,
+the study of those things is the study of the true theology; it teaches man to
+know and to admire the Creator, for the principles of science are in the
+creation, and are unchangeable, and of divine origin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Those who knew Benjamin Franklin will recollect, that his mind was ever young;
+his temper ever serene; science, that never grows grey, was always his
+mistress. He was never without an object; for when we cease to have an object
+we become like an invalid in an hospital waiting for death.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Solomon&rsquo;s Songs, amorous and foolish enough, but which wrinkled
+fanaticism has called divine.&mdash;The compilers of the Bible have placed
+these songs after the book of Ecclesiastes; and the chronologists have affixed
+to them the aera of B.C. 1014, at which time Solomon, according to the same
+chronology, was nineteen years of age, and was then forming his seraglio of
+wives and concubines. The Bible-makers and the chronologists should have
+managed this matter a little better, and either have said nothing about the
+time, or chosen a time less inconsistent with the supposed divinity of those
+songs; for Solomon was then in the honey-moon of one thousand debaucheries.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It should also have occurred to them, that as he wrote, if he did write, the
+book of Ecclesiastes, long after these songs, and in which he exclaims that all
+is vanity and vexation of spirit, that he included those songs in that
+description. This is the more probable, because he says, or somebody for him,
+Ecclesiastes ii. 8, I got me men-singers, and women-singers [most probably to
+sing those songs], and musical instruments of all sorts; and behold (Ver. ii),
+&ldquo;all was vanity and vexation of spirit.&rdquo; The compilers however have
+done their work but by halves; for as they have given us the songs they should
+have given us the tunes, that we might sing them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The books called the books of the Prophets fill up all the remaining part of
+the Bible; they are sixteen in number, beginning with Isaiah and ending with
+Malachi, of which I have given a list in the observations upon Chronicles. Of
+these sixteen prophets, all of whom except the last three lived within the time
+the books of Kings and Chronicles were written, two only, Isaiah and Jeremiah,
+are mentioned in the history of those books. I shall begin with those two,
+reserving, what I have to say on the general character of the men called
+prophets to another part of the work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whoever will take the trouble of reading the book ascribed to Isaiah, will find
+it one of the most wild and disorderly compositions ever put together; it has
+neither beginning, middle, nor end; and, except a short historical part, and a
+few sketches of history in the first two or three chapters, is one continued
+incoherent, bombastical rant, full of extravagant metaphor, without
+application, and destitute of meaning; a school-boy would scarcely have been
+excusable for writing such stuff; it is (at least in translation) that kind of
+composition and false taste that is properly called prose run mad.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The historical part begins at chapter xxxvi., and is continued to the end of
+chapter xxxix. It relates some matters that are said to have passed during the
+reign of Hezekiah, king of Judah, at which time Isaiah lived. This fragment of
+history begins and ends abruptly; it has not the least connection with the
+chapter that precedes it, nor with that which follows it, nor with any other in
+the book. It is probable that Isaiah wrote this fragment himself, because he
+was an actor in the circumstances it treats of; but except this part there are
+scarcely two chapters that have any connection with each other. One is
+entitled, at the beginning of the first verse, the burden of Babylon; another,
+the burden of Moab; another, the burden of Damascus; another, the burden of
+Egypt; another, the burden of the Desert of the Sea; another, the burden of the
+Valley of Vision: as you would say the story of the Knight of the Burning
+Mountain, the story of Cinderella, or the glassen slipper, the story of the
+Sleeping Beauty in the Wood, etc., etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have already shown, in the instance of the last two verses of 2 Chronicles,
+and the first three in Ezra, that the compilers of the Bible mixed and
+confounded the writings of different authors with each other; which alone, were
+there no other cause, is sufficient to destroy the authenticity of an
+compilation, because it is more than presumptive evidence that the compilers
+are ignorant who the authors were. A very glaring instance of this occurs in
+the book ascribed to Isaiah: the latter part of the 44th chapter, and the
+beginning of the 45th, so far from having been written by Isaiah, could only
+have been written by some person who lived at least an hundred and fifty years
+after Isaiah was dead.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These chapters are a compliment to Cyrus, who permitted the Jews to return to
+Jerusalem from the Babylonian captivity, to rebuild Jerusalem and the temple,
+as is stated in Ezra. The last verse of the 44th chapter, and the beginning of
+the 45th [Isaiah] are in the following words: &ldquo;That saith of Cyrus, he is
+my shepherd, and shall perform all my pleasure; even saying to Jerusalem, thou
+shalt be built; and to the temple thy foundations shall be laid: thus saith the
+Lord to his enointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have holden to subdue
+nations before him, and I will loose the loins of kings to open before him the
+two-leaved gates, and the gates shall not be shut; I will go before
+thee,&rdquo; etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What audacity of church and priestly ignorance it is to impose this book upon
+the world as the writing of Isaiah, when Isaiah, according to their own
+chronology, died soon after the death of Hezekiah, which was B.C. 698; and the
+decree of Cyrus, in favour of the Jews returning to Jerusalem, was, according
+to the same chronology, B.C. 536; which is a distance of time between the two
+of 162 years. I do not suppose that the compilers of the Bible made these
+books, but rather that they picked up some loose, anonymous essays, and put
+them together under the names of such authors as best suited their purpose.
+They have encouraged the imposition, which is next to inventing it; for it was
+impossible but they must have observed it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When we see the studied craft of the scripture-makers, in making every part of
+this romantic book of school-boy&rsquo;s eloquence bend to the monstrous idea
+of a Son of God, begotten by a ghost on the body of a virgin, there is no
+imposition we are not justified in suspecting them of. Every phrase and
+circumstance are marked with the barbarous hand of superstitious torture, and
+forced into meanings it was impossible they could have. The head of every
+chapter, and the top of every page, are blazoned with the names of Christ and
+the Church, that the unwary reader might suck in the error before he began to
+read.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Behold a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son (Isa. vii. I4), has been
+interpreted to mean the person called Jesus Christ, and his mother Mary, and
+has been echoed through christendom for more than a thousand years; and such
+has been the rage of this opinion, that scarcely a spot in it but has been
+stained with blood and marked with desolation in consequence of it. Though it
+is not my intention to enter into controversy on subjects of this kind, but to
+confine myself to show that the Bible is spurious,&mdash;and thus, by taking
+away the foundation, to overthrow at once the whole structure of superstition
+raised thereon,&mdash;I will however stop a moment to expose the fallacious
+application of this passage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whether Isaiah was playing a trick with Ahaz, king of Judah, to whom this
+passage is spoken, is no business of mine; I mean only to show the
+misapplication of the passage, and that it has no more reference to Christ and
+his mother, than it has to me and my mother. The story is simply this:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The king of Syria and the king of Israel (I have already mentioned that the
+Jews were split into two nations, one of which was called Judah, the capital of
+which was Jerusalem, and the other Israel) made war jointly against Ahaz, king
+of Judah, and marched their armies towards Jerusalem. Ahaz and his people
+became alarmed, and the account says (Is. vii. 2), Their hearts were moved as
+the trees of the wood are moved with the wind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this situation of things, Isaiah addresses himself to Ahaz, and assures him
+in the name of the Lord (the cant phrase of all the prophets) that these two
+kings should not succeed against him; and to satisfy Ahaz that this should be
+the case, tells him to ask a sign. This, the account says, Ahaz declined doing;
+giving as a reason that he would not tempt the Lord; upon which Isaiah, who is
+the speaker, says, ver. 14, &ldquo;Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a
+sign; behold a virgin shall conceive and bear a son;&rdquo; and the 16th verse
+says, &ldquo;And before this child shall know to refuse the evil, and choose
+the good, the land which thou abhorrest or dreadest [meaning Syria and the
+kingdom of Israel] shall be forsaken of both her kings.&rdquo; Here then was
+the sign, and the time limited for the completion of the assurance or promise;
+namely, before this child shall know to refuse the evil and choose the good.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Isaiah having committed himself thus far, it became necessary to him, in order
+to avoid the imputation of being a false prophet, and the consequences thereof,
+to take measures to make this sign appear. It certainly was not a difficult
+thing, in any time of the world, to find a girl with child, or to make her so;
+and perhaps Isaiah knew of one beforehand; for I do not suppose that the
+prophets of that day were any more to be trusted than the priests of this: be
+that, however, as it may, he says in the next chapter, ver. 2, &ldquo;And I
+took unto me faithful witnesses to record, Uriah the priest, and Zechariah the
+son of Jeberechiah, and I went unto the prophetess, and she conceived and bare
+a son.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here then is the whole story, foolish as it is, of this child and this virgin;
+and it is upon the barefaced perversion of this story that the book of Matthew,
+and the impudence and sordid interest of priests in later times, have founded a
+theory, which they call the gospel; and have applied this story to signify the
+person they call Jesus Christ; begotten, they say, by a ghost, whom they call
+holy, on the body of a woman engaged in marriage, and afterwards married, whom
+they call a virgin, seven hundred years after this foolish story was told; a
+theory which, speaking for myself, I hesitate not to believe, and to say, is as
+fabulous and as false as God is true. [In Is. vii. 14, it is said that the
+child should be called Immanuel; but this name was not given to either of the
+children, otherwise than as a character, which the word signifies. That of the
+prophetess was called Maher-shalalhash-baz, and that of Mary was called
+Jesus.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But to show the imposition and falsehood of Isaiah we have only to attend to
+the sequel of this story; which, though it is passed over in silence in the
+book of Isaiah, is related in 2 Chronicles, xxviii; and which is, that instead
+of these two kings failing in their attempt against Ahaz, king of Judah, as
+Isaiah had pretended to foretel in the name of the Lord, they succeeded: Ahaz
+was defeated and destroyed; an hundred and twenty thousand of his people were
+slaughtered; Jerusalem was plundered, and two hundred thousand women and sons
+and daughters carried into captivity. Thus much for this lying prophet and
+imposter Isaiah, and the book of falsehoods that bears his name. I pass on to
+the book of Jeremiah. This prophet, as he is called, lived in the time that
+Nebuchadnezzar besieged Jerusalem, in the reign of Zedekiah, the last king of
+Judah; and the suspicion was strong against him that he was a traitor in the
+interest of Nebuchadnezzar. Every thing relating to Jeremiah shows him to have
+been a man of an equivocal character: in his metaphor of the potter and the
+clay, (ch. xviii.) he guards his prognostications in such a crafty manner as
+always to leave himself a door to escape by, in case the event should be
+contrary to what he had predicted. In the 7th and 8th verses he makes the
+Almighty to say, &ldquo;At what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and
+concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and destroy it, if that
+nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent me
+of the evil that I thought to do unto them.&rdquo; Here was a proviso against
+one side of the case: now for the other side. Verses 9 and 10, &ldquo;At what
+instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to build
+and to plant it, if it do evil in my sight, that it obey not my voice, then I
+will repent me of the good wherewith I said I would benefit them.&rdquo; Here
+is a proviso against the other side; and, according to this plan of
+prophesying, a prophet could never be wrong, however mistaken the Almighty
+might be. This sort of absurd subterfuge, and this manner of speaking of the
+Almighty, as one would speak of a man, is consistent with nothing but the
+stupidity of the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the authenticity of the book, it is only necessary to read it in order to
+decide positively that, though some passages recorded therein may have been
+spoken by Jeremiah, he is not the author of the book. The historical parts, if
+they can be called by that name, are in the most confused condition; the same
+events are several times repeated, and that in a manner different, and
+sometimes in contradiction to each other; and this disorder runs even to the
+last chapter, where the history, upon which the greater part of the book has
+been employed, begins anew, and ends abruptly. The book has all the appearance
+of being a medley of unconnected anecdotes respecting persons and things of
+that time, collected together in the same rude manner as if the various and
+contradictory accounts that are to be found in a bundle of newspapers,
+respecting persons and things of the present day, were put together without
+date, order, or explanation. I will give two or three examples of this kind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It appears, from the account of chapter xxxvii. that the army of
+Nebuchadnezzer, which is called the army of the Chaldeans, had besieged
+Jerusalem some time; and on their hearing that the army of Pharaoh of Egypt was
+marching against them, they raised the siege and retreated for a time. It may
+here be proper to mention, in order to understand this confused history, that
+Nebuchadnezzar had besieged and taken Jerusalem during the reign of Jehoakim,
+the redecessor of Zedekiah; and that it was Nebuchadnezzar who had make
+Zedekiah king, or rather viceroy; and that this second siege, of which the book
+of Jeremiah treats, was in consequence of the revolt of Zedekiah against
+Nebuchadnezzar. This will in some measure account for the suspicion that
+affixes itself to Jeremiah of being a traitor, and in the interest of
+Nebuchadnezzar,&mdash;whom Jeremiah calls, xliii. 10, the servant of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Chapter xxxvii. 11-13, says, &ldquo;And it came to pass, that, when the army of
+the Chaldeans was broken up from Jerusalem, for fear of Pharaoh&rsquo;s army,
+that Jeremiah went forth out of Jerusalem, to go (as this account states) into
+the land of Benjamin, to separate himself thence in the midst of the people;
+and when he was in the gate of Benjamin a captain of the ward was there, whose
+name was Irijah... and he took Jeremiah the prophet, saying, Thou fallest away
+to the Chaldeans; then Jeremiah said, It is false; I fall not away to the
+Chaldeans.&rdquo; Jeremiah being thus stopt and accused, was, after being
+examined, committed to prison, on suspicion of being a traitor, where he
+remained, as is stated in the last verse of this chapter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the next chapter gives an account of the imprisonment of Jeremiah, which
+has no connection with this account, but ascribes his imprisonment to another
+circumstance, and for which we must go back to chapter xxi. It is there stated,
+ver. 1, that Zedekiah sent Pashur the son of Malchiah, and Zephaniah the son of
+Maaseiah the priest, to Jeremiah, to enquire of him concerning Nebuchadnezzar,
+whose army was then before Jerusalem; and Jeremiah said to them, ver. 8,
+&ldquo;Thus saith the Lord, Behold I set before you the way of life, and the
+way of death; he that abideth in this city shall die by the sword and by the
+famine, and by the pestilence; but he that goeth out and falleth to the
+Chaldeans that besiege you, he shall live, and his life shall be unto him for a
+prey.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This interview and conference breaks off abruptly at the end of the 10th verse
+of chapter xxi.; and such is the disorder of this book that we have to pass
+over sixteen chapters upon various subjects, in order to come at the
+continuation and event of this conference; and this brings us to the first
+verse of chapter xxxviii., as I have just mentioned. The chapter opens with
+saying, &ldquo;Then Shaphatiah, the son of Mattan, Gedaliah the son of Pashur,
+and Jucal the son of Shelemiah, and Pashur the son of Malchiah, (here are more
+persons mentioned than in chapter xxi.) heard the words that Jeremiah spoke
+unto all the people, saying, Thus saith the Lord, He that remaineth in this
+city, shall die by the sword, by famine, and by the pestilence; but he that
+goeth forth to the Chaldeans shall live; for he shall have his life for a prey,
+and shall live&rdquo;; [which are the words of the conference;] therefore, (say
+they to Zedekiah,) &ldquo;We beseech thee, let this man be put to death, for
+thus he weakeneth the hands of the men of war that remain in this city, and the
+hands of all the people, in speaking such words unto them; for this man seeketh
+not the welfare of the people, but the hurt:&rdquo; and at the 6th verse it is
+said, &ldquo;Then they took Jeremiah, and put him into the dungeon of
+Malchiah.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These two accounts are different and contradictory. The one ascribes his
+imprisonment to his attempt to escape out of the city; the other to his
+preaching and prophesying in the city; the one to his being seized by the guard
+at the gate; the other to his being accused before Zedekiah by the conferees.
+[I observed two chapters in I Samuel (xvi. and xvii.) that contradict each
+other with respect to David, and the manner he became acquainted with Saul; as
+Jeremiah xxxvii. and xxxviii. contradict each other with respect to the cause
+of Jeremiah&rsquo;s imprisonment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In 1 Samuel, xvi., it is said, that an evil spirit of God troubled Saul, and
+that his servants advised him (as a remedy) &ldquo;to seek out a man who was a
+cunning player upon the harp.&rdquo; And Saul said, ver. 17, &ldquo;Provide me
+now a man that can play well, and bring him to me. Then answered one of his
+servants, and said, Behold, I have seen a son of Jesse, the Bethlehemite, that
+is cunning in playing, and a mighty man, and a man of war, and prudent in
+matters, and a comely person, and the Lord is with him; wherefore Saul sent
+messengers unto Jesse, and said, Send me David, thy son. And (verse 21) David
+came to Saul, and stood before him, and he loved him greatly, and he became his
+armour-bearer; and when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, (verse 23)
+David took his harp, and played with his hand, and Saul was refreshed, and was
+well.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the next chapter (xvii.) gives an account, all different to this, of the
+manner that Saul and David became acquainted. Here it is ascribed to
+David&rsquo;s encounter with Goliah, when David was sent by his father to carry
+provision to his brethren in the camp. In the 55th verse of this chapter it is
+said, &ldquo;And when Saul saw David go forth against the Philistine (Goliah)
+he said to Abner, the captain of the host, Abner, whose son is this youth? And
+Abner said, As thy soul liveth, 0 king, I cannot tell. And the king said,
+Enquire thou whose son the stripling is. And as David returned from the
+slaughter of the Philistine, Abner took him and brought him before Saul, with
+the head of the Philistine in his hand; and Saul said unto him, Whose son art
+thou, thou young man? And David answered, I am the son of thy servant, Jesse,
+the Betblehemite,&rdquo; These two accounts belie each other, because each of
+them supposes Saul and David not to have known each other before. This book,
+the Bible, is too ridiculous for criticism.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the next chapter (Jer. xxxix.) we have another instance of the disordered
+state of this book; for notwithstanding the siege of the city by Nebuchadnezzar
+has been the subject of several of the preceding chapters, particularly xxxvii.
+and xxxviii., chapter xxxix. begins as if not a word had been said upon the
+subject, and as if the reader was still to be informed of every particular
+respecting it; for it begins with saying, ver. 1, &ldquo;In the ninth year of
+Zedekiah king of Judah, in the tenth month, came Nebuchadnezzar king of
+Babylon, and all his army, against Jerusalem, and besieged it,&rdquo; etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the instance in the last chapter (lii.) is still more glaring; for though
+the story has been told over and over again, this chapter still supposes the
+reader not to know anything of it, for it begins by saying, ver. i,
+&ldquo;Zedekiah was one and twenty years old when he began to reign, and he
+reigned eleven years in Jerusalem, and his mother&rsquo;s name was Hamutal, the
+daughter of Jeremiah of Libnah.&rdquo; (Ver. 4,) &ldquo;And it came to pass in
+the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month, that Nebuchadnezzar king of
+Babylon came, he and all his army, against Jerusalem, and pitched against it,
+and built forts against it,&rdquo; etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not possible that any one man, and more particularly Jeremiah, could have
+been the writer of this book. The errors are such as could not have been
+committed by any person sitting down to compose a work. Were I, or any other
+man, to write in such a disordered manner, no body would read what was written,
+and every body would suppose that the writer was in a state of insanity. The
+only way, therefore, to account for the disorder is, that the book is a medley
+of detached unauthenticated anecdotes, put together by some stupid book-maker,
+under the name of Jeremiah; because many of them refer to him, and to the
+circumstances of the times he lived in.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of the duplicity, and of the false predictions of Jeremiah, I shall mention two
+instances, and then proceed to review the remainder of the Bible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It appears from chapter xxxviii. that when Jeremiah was in prison, Zedekiah
+sent for him, and at this interview, which was private, Jeremiah pressed it
+strongly on Zedekiah to surrender himself to the enemy. &ldquo;If,&rdquo; says
+he, (ver. 17,) &ldquo;thou wilt assuredly go forth unto the king of
+Babylon&rsquo;s princes, then thy soul shall live,&rdquo; etc. Zedekiah was
+apprehensive that what passed at this conference should be known; and he said
+to Jeremiah, (ver. 25,) &ldquo;If the princes [meaning those of Judah] hear
+that I have talked with thee, and they come unto thee, and say unto thee,
+Declare unto us now what thou hast said unto the king; hide it not from us, and
+we will not put thee to death; and also what the king said unto thee; then thou
+shalt say unto them, I presented my supplication before the king that he would
+not cause me to return to Jonathan&rsquo;s house, to die there. Then came all
+the princes unto Jeremiah, and asked him, and &ldquo;he told them according to
+all the words the king had commanded.&rdquo; Thus, this man of God, as he is
+called, could tell a lie, or very strongly prevaricate, when he supposed it
+would answer his purpose; for certainly he did not go to Zedekiah to make this
+supplication, neither did he make it; he went because he was sent for, and he
+employed that opportunity to advise Zedekiah to surrender himself to
+Nebuchadnezzar.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In chapter xxxiv. 2-5, is a prophecy of Jeremiah to Zedekiah in these words:
+&ldquo;Thus saith the Lord, Behold I will give this city into the hand of the
+king of Babylon, and he will burn it with fire; and thou shalt not escape out
+of his hand, but thou shalt surely be taken, and delivered into his hand; and
+thine eyes shall behold the eyes of the king of Babylon, and he shall speak
+with thee mouth to mouth, and thou shalt go to Babylon. Yet hear the word of
+the Lord; O Zedekiah, king, of Judah, thus saith the Lord, Thou shalt not die
+by the sword, but thou shalt die in Peace; and with the burnings of thy
+fathers, the former kings that were before thee, so shall they burn odours for
+thee, and they will lament thee, saying, Ah, Lord! for I have pronounced the
+word, saith the Lord.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, instead of Zedekiah beholding the eyes of the king of Babylon, and
+speaking with him mouth to mouth, and dying in peace, and with the burning of
+odours, as at the funeral of his fathers, (as Jeremiah had declared the Lord
+himself had pronounced,) the reverse, according to chapter Iii., 10, 11 was the
+case; it is there said, that the king of Babylon slew the sons of Zedekiah
+before his eyes: then he put out the eyes of Zedekiah, and bound him in chains,
+and carried him to Babylon, and put him in prison till the day of his death.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What then can we say of these prophets, but that they are impostors and liars?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As for Jeremiah, he experienced none of those evils. He was taken into favour
+by Nebuchadnezzar, who gave him in charge to the captain of the guard (xxxix,
+12), &ldquo;Take him (said he) and look well to him, and do him no harm; but do
+unto him even as he shall say unto thee.&rdquo; Jeremiah joined himself
+afterwards to Nebuchadnezzar, and went about prophesying for him against the
+Egyptians, who had marched to the relief of Jerusalem while it was besieged.
+Thus much for another of the lying prophets, and the book that bears his name.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have been the more particular in treating of the books ascribed to Isaiah and
+Jeremiah, because those two are spoken of in the books of Kings and Chronicles,
+which the others are not. The remainder of the books ascribed to the men called
+prophets I shall not trouble myself much about; but take them collectively into
+the observations I shall offer on the character of the men styled prophets.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the former part of the &lsquo;Age of Reason,&rsquo; I have said that the
+word prophet was the Bible-word for poet, and that the flights and metaphors of
+Jewish poets have been foolishly erected into what are now called prophecies. I
+am sufficiently justified in this opinion, not only because the books called
+the prophecies are written in poetical language, but because there is no word
+in the Bible, except it be the word prophet, that describes what we mean by a
+poet. I have also said, that the word signified a performer upon musical
+instruments, of which I have given some instances; such as that of a company of
+prophets, prophesying with psalteries, with tabrets, with pipes, with harps,
+etc., and that Saul prophesied with them, 1 Sam. x., 5. It appears from this
+passage, and from other parts in the book of Samuel, that the word prophet was
+confined to signify poetry and music; for the person who was supposed to have a
+visionary insight into concealed things, was not a prophet but a seer, [I know
+not what is the Hebrew word that corresponds to the word seer in English; but I
+observe it is translated into French by Le Voyant, from the verb voir to see,
+and which means the person who sees, or the seer.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[The Hebrew word for Seer, in 1 Samuel ix., transliterated, is chozeh, the
+gazer, it is translated in Is. xlvii. 13, &ldquo;the
+stargazers.&rdquo;&mdash;Editor.] (i Sam, ix. 9;) and it was not till after the
+word seer went out of use (which most probably was when Saul banished those he
+called wizards) that the profession of the seer, or the art of seeing, became
+incorporated into the word prophet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+According to the modern meaning of the word prophet and prophesying, it
+signifies foretelling events to a great distance of time; and it became
+necessary to the inventors of the gospel to give it this latitude of meaning,
+in order to apply or to stretch what they call the prophecies of the Old
+Testament, to the times of the New. But according to the Old Testament, the
+prophesying of the seer, and afterwards of the prophet, so far as the meaning
+of the word &ldquo;seer&rdquo; was incorporated into that of prophet, had
+reference only to things of the time then passing, or very closely connected
+with it; such as the event of a battle they were going to engage in, or of a
+journey, or of any enterprise they were going to undertake, or of any
+circumstance then pending, or of any difficulty they were then in; all of which
+had immediate reference to themselves (as in the case already mentioned of Ahaz
+and Isaiah with respect to the expression, Behold a virgin shall conceive and
+bear a son,) and not to any distant future time. It was that kind of
+prophesying that corresponds to what we call fortune-telling; such as casting
+nativities, predicting riches, fortunate or unfortunate marriages, conjuring
+for lost goods, etc.; and it is the fraud of the Christian church, not that of
+the Jews, and the ignorance and the superstition of modern, not that of ancient
+times, that elevated those poetical, musical, conjuring, dreaming, strolling
+gentry, into the rank they have since had.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, besides this general character of all the prophets, they had also a
+particular character. They were in parties, and they prophesied for or against,
+according to the party they were with; as the poetical and political writers of
+the present day write in defence of the party they associate with against the
+other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the Jews were divided into two nations, that of Judah and that of Israel,
+each party had its prophets, who abused and accused each other of being false
+prophets, lying prophets, impostors, etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The prophets of the party of Judah prophesied against the prophets of the party
+of Israel; and those of the party of Israel against those of Judah. This party
+prophesying showed itself immediately on the separation under the first two
+rival kings, Rehoboam and Jeroboam. The prophet that cursed, or prophesied
+against the altar that Jeroboam had built in Bethel, was of the party of Judah,
+where Rehoboam was king; and he was way-laid on his return home by a prophet of
+the party of Israel, who said unto him (i Kings xiii.) &ldquo;Art thou the man
+of God that came from Judah? and he said, I am.&rdquo; Then the prophet of the
+party of Israel said to him &ldquo;I am a prophet also, as thou art,
+[signifying of Judah,] and an angel spake unto me by the word of the Lord,
+saying, Bring him back with thee unto thine house, that he may eat bread and
+drink water; but (says the 18th verse) he lied unto him.&rdquo; The event,
+however, according to the story, is, that the prophet of Judah never got back
+to Judah; for he was found dead on the road by the contrivance of the prophet
+of Israel, who no doubt was called a true prophet by his own party, and the
+prophet of Judah a lying prophet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In 2 Kings, iii., a story is related of prophesying or conjuring that shews, in
+several particulars, the character of a prophet. Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and
+Joram king of Israel, had for a while ceased their party animosity, and entered
+into an alliance; and these two, together with the king of Edom, engaged in a
+war against the king of Moab. After uniting and marching their armies, the
+story says, they were in great distress for water, upon which Jehoshaphat said,
+&ldquo;Is there not here a prophet of the Lord, that we may enquire of the Lord
+by him? and one of the servants of the king of Israel said here is Elisha.
+[Elisha was of the party of Judah.] And Jehoshaphat the king of Judah said, The
+word of the Lord is with him.&rdquo; The story then says, that these three
+kings went down to Elisha; and when Elisha [who, as I have said, was a
+Judahmite prophet] saw the King of Israel, he said unto him, &ldquo;What have I
+to do with thee, get thee to the prophets of thy father and the prophets of thy
+mother. Nay but, said the king of Israel, the Lord hath called these three
+kings together, to deliver them into the hands of the king of Moab,&rdquo;
+(meaning because of the distress they were in for water;) upon which Elisha
+said, &ldquo;As the Lord of hosts liveth before whom I stand, surely, were it
+not that I regard the presence of Jehoshaphat, king of Judah, I would not look
+towards thee nor see thee.&rdquo; Here is all the venom and vulgarity of a
+party prophet. We are now to see the performance, or manner of prophesying.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ver. 15. &ldquo;&lsquo;Bring me,&rsquo; (said Elisha), &lsquo;a
+minstrel&rsquo;; and it came to pass, when the minstrel played, that the hand
+of the Lord came upon him.&rdquo; Here is the farce of the conjurer. Now for
+the prophecy: &ldquo;And Elisha said, [singing most probably to the tune he was
+playing], Thus saith the Lord, Make this valley full of ditches;&rdquo; which
+was just telling them what every countryman could have told them without either
+fiddle or farce, that the way to get water was to dig for it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But as every conjuror is not famous alike for the same thing, so neither were
+those prophets; for though all of them, at least those I have spoken of, were
+famous for lying, some of them excelled in cursing. Elisha, whom I have just
+mentioned, was a chief in this branch of prophesying; it was he that cursed the
+forty-two children in the name of the Lord, whom the two she-bears came and
+devoured. We are to suppose that those children were of the party of Israel;
+but as those who will curse will lie, there is just as much credit to be given
+to this story of Elisha&rsquo;s two she-bears as there is to that of the Dragon
+of Wantley, of whom it is said:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Poor children three devoured be,<br />
+That could not with him grapple;<br />
+And at one sup he eat them up,<br />
+As a man would eat an apple.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was another description of men called prophets, that amused themselves
+with dreams and visions; but whether by night or by day we know not. These, if
+they were not quite harmless, were but little mischievous. Of this class are,
+</p>
+
+<p>
+EZEKIEL and DANIEL; and the first question upon these books, as upon all the
+others, is, Are they genuine? that is, were they written by Ezekiel and Daniel?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of this there is no proof; but so far as my own opinion goes, I am more
+inclined to believe they were, than that they were not. My reasons for this
+opinion are as follows: First, Because those books do not contain internal
+evidence to prove they were not written by Ezekiel and Daniel, as the books
+ascribed to Moses, Joshua, Samuel, etc., prove they were not written by Moses,
+Joshua, Samuel, etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Secondly, Because they were not written till after the Babylonish captivity
+began; and there is good reason to believe that not any book in the bible was
+written before that period; at least it is proveable, from the books
+themselves, as I have already shown, that they were not written till after the
+commencement of the Jewish monarchy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thirdly, Because the manner in which the books ascribed to Ezekiel and Daniel
+are written, agrees with the condition these men were in at the time of writing
+them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Had the numerous commentators and priests, who have foolishly employed or
+wasted their time in pretending to expound and unriddle those books, been
+carred into captivity, as Ezekiel and Daniel were, it would greatly have
+improved their intellects in comprehending the reason for this mode of writing,
+and have saved them the trouble of racking their invention, as they have done
+to no purpose; for they would have found that themselves would be obliged to
+write whatever they had to write, respecting their own affairs, or those of
+their friends, or of their country, in a concealed manner, as those men have
+done.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These two books differ from all the rest; for it is only these that are filled
+with accounts of dreams and visions: and this difference arose from the
+situation the writers were in as prisoners of war, or prisoners of state, in a
+foreign country, which obliged them to convey even the most trifling
+information to each other, and all their political projects or opinions, in
+obscure and metaphorical terms. They pretend to have dreamed dreams, and seen
+visions, because it was unsafe for them to speak facts or plain language. We
+ought, however, to suppose, that the persons to whom they wrote understood what
+they meant, and that it was not intended anybody else should. But these busy
+commentators and priests have been puzzling their wits to find out what it was
+not intended they should know, and with which they have nothing to do.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ezekiel and Daniel were carried prisoners to Babylon, under the first
+captivity, in the time of Jehoiakim, nine years before the second captivity in
+the time of Zedekiah. The Jews were then still numerous, and had considerable
+force at Jerusalem; and as it is natural to suppose that men in the situation
+of Ezekiel and Daniel would be meditating the recovery of their country, and
+their own deliverance, it is reasonable to suppose that the accounts of dreams
+and visions with which these books are filled, are no other than a disguised
+mode of correspondence to facilitate those objects: it served them as a cypher,
+or secret alphabet. If they are not this, they are tales, reveries, and
+nonsense; or at least a fanciful way of wearing off the wearisomeness of
+captivity; but the presumption is, they are the former.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ezekiel begins his book by speaking of a vision of cherubims, and of a wheel
+within a wheel, which he says he saw by the river Chebar, in the land of his
+captivity. Is it not reasonable to suppose that by the cherubims he meant the
+temple at Jerusalem, where they had figures of cherubims? and by a wheel within
+a wheel (which as a figure has always been understood to signify political
+contrivance) the project or means of recovering Jerusalem? In the latter part
+of his book he supposes himself transported to Jerusalem, and into the temple;
+and he refers back to the vision on the river Chebar, and says, (xliii- 3,)
+that this last vision was like the vision on the river Chebar; which indicates
+that those pretended dreams and visions had for their object the recovery of
+Jerusalem, and nothing further.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the romantic interpretations and applications, wild as the dreams and
+visions they undertake to explain, which commentators and priests have made of
+those books, that of converting them into things which they call prophecies,
+and making them bend to times and circumstances as far remote even as the
+present day, it shows the fraud or the extreme folly to which credulity or
+priestcraft can go.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Scarcely anything can be more absurd than to suppose that men situated as
+Ezekiel and Daniel were, whose country was over-run, and in the possession of
+the enemy, all their friends and relations in captivity abroad, or in slavery
+at home, or massacred, or in continual danger of it; scarcely any thing, I say,
+can be more absurd than to suppose that such men should find nothing to do but
+that of employing their time and their thoughts about what was to happen to
+other nations a thousand or two thousand years after they were dead; at the
+same time nothing more natural than that they should meditate the recovery of
+Jerusalem, and their own deliverance; and that this was the sole object of all
+the obscure and apparently frantic writing contained in those books.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this sense the mode of writing used in those two books being forced by
+necessity, and not adopted by choice, is not irrational; but, if we are to use
+the books as prophecies, they are false. In Ezekiel xxix. 11., speaking of
+Egypt, it is said, &ldquo;No foot of man shall pass through it, nor foot of
+beast pass through it; neither shall it be inhabited for forty years.&rdquo;
+This is what never came to pass, and consequently it is false, as all the books
+I have already reviewed are.&mdash;I here close this part of the subject.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the former part of &lsquo;The Age of Reason&rsquo; I have spoken of Jonah,
+and of the story of him and the whale.&mdash;A fit story for ridicule, if it
+was written to be believed; or of laughter, if it was intended to try what
+credulity could swallow; for, if it could swallow Jonah and the whale it could
+swallow anything.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, as is already shown in the observations on the book of Job and of
+Proverbs, it is not always certain which of the books in the Bible are
+originally Hebrew, or only translations from the books of the Gentiles into
+Hebrew; and, as the book of Jonah, so far from treating of the affairs of the
+Jews, says nothing upon that subject, but treats altogether of the Gentiles, it
+is more probable that it is a book of the Gentiles than of the Jews, [I have
+read in an ancient Persian poem (Saadi, I believe, but have mislaid the
+reference) this phrase: &ldquo;And now the whale swallowed Jonah: the sun
+set.&rdquo;&mdash;Editor.] and that it has been written as a fable to expose
+the nonsense, and satyrize the vicious and malignant character, of a
+Bible-prophet, or a predicting priest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jonah is represented, first as a disobedient prophet, running away from his
+mission, and taking shelter aboard a vessel of the Gentiles, bound from Joppa
+to Tarshish; as if he ignorantly supposed, by such a paltry contrivance, he
+could hide himself where God could not find him. The vessel is overtaken by a
+storm at sea; and the mariners, all of whom are Gentiles, believing it to be a
+judgement on account of some one on board who had committed a crime, agreed to
+cast lots to discover the offender; and the lot fell upon Jonah. But before
+this they had cast all their wares and merchandise over-board to lighten the
+vessel, while Jonah, like a stupid fellow, was fast asleep in the hold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the lot had designated Jonah to be the offender, they questioned him to
+know who and what he was? and he told them he was an Hebrew; and the story
+implies that he confessed himself to be guilty. But these Gentiles, instead of
+sacrificing him at once without pity or mercy, as a company of Bible-prophets
+or priests would have done by a Gentile in the same case, and as it is related
+Samuel had done by Agag, and Moses by the women and children, they endeavoured
+to save him, though at the risk of their own lives: for the account says,
+&ldquo;Nevertheless [that is, though Jonah was a Jew and a foreigner, and the
+cause of all their misfortunes, and the loss of their cargo] the men rowed hard
+to bring the boat to land, but they could not, for the sea wrought and was
+tempestuous against them.&rdquo; Still however they were unwilling to put the
+fate of the lot into execution; and they cried, says the account, unto the
+Lord, saying, &ldquo;We beseech thee, O Lord, let us not perish for this
+man&rsquo;s life, and lay not upon us innocent blood; for thou, O Lord, hast
+done as it pleased thee.&rdquo; Meaning thereby, that they did not presume to
+judge Jonah guilty, since that he might be innocent; but that they considered
+the lot that had fallen upon him as a decree of God, or as it pleased God. The
+address of this prayer shows that the Gentiles worshipped one Supreme Being,
+and that they were not idolaters as the Jews represented them to be. But the
+storm still continuing, and the danger encreasing, they put the fate of the lot
+into execution, and cast Jonah in the sea; where, according to the story, a
+great fish swallowed him up whole and alive!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We have now to consider Jonah securely housed from the storm in the
+fish&rsquo;s belly. Here we are told that he prayed; but the prayer is a
+made-up prayer, taken from various parts of the Psalms, without connection or
+consistency, and adapted to the distress, but not at all to the condition that
+Jonah was in. It is such a prayer as a Gentile, who might know something of the
+Psalms, could copy out for him. This circumstance alone, were there no other,
+is sufficient to indicate that the whole is a made-up story. The prayer,
+however, is supposed to have answered the purpose, and the story goes on,
+(taking-off at the same time the cant language of a Bible-prophet,) saying,
+&ldquo;The Lord spake unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon dry
+land.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jonah then received a second mission to Nineveh, with which he sets out; and we
+have now to consider him as a preacher. The distress he is represented to have
+suffered, the remembrance of his own disobedience as the cause of it, and the
+miraculous escape he is supposed to have had, were sufficient, one would
+conceive, to have impressed him with sympathy and benevolence in the execution
+of his mission; but, instead of this, he enters the city with denunciation and
+malediction in his mouth, crying, &ldquo;Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be
+overthrown.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We have now to consider this supposed missionary in the last act of his
+mission; and here it is that the malevolent spirit of a Bible-prophet, or of a
+predicting priest, appears in all that blackness of character that men ascribe
+to the being they call the devil.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having published his predictions, he withdrew, says the story, to the east side
+of the city.&mdash;But for what? not to contemplate in retirement the mercy of
+his Creator to himself or to others, but to wait, with malignant impatience,
+the destruction of Nineveh. It came to pass, however, as the story relates,
+that the Ninevites reformed, and that God, according to the Bible phrase,
+repented him of the evil he had said he would do unto them, and did it not.
+This, saith the first verse of the last chapter, displeased Jonah exceedingly
+and he was very angry. His obdurate heart would rather that all Nineveh should
+be destroyed, and every soul, young and old, perish in its ruins, than that his
+prediction should not be fulfilled. To expose the character of a prophet still
+more, a gourd is made to grow up in the night, that promises him an agreeable
+shelter from the heat of the sun, in the place to which he is retired; and the
+next morning it dies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here the rage of the prophet becomes excessive, and he is ready to destroy
+himself. &ldquo;It is better, said he, for me to die than to live.&rdquo; This
+brings on a supposed expostulation between the Almighty and the prophet; in
+which the former says, &ldquo;Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And
+Jonah said, I do well to be angry even unto death. Then said the Lord, Thou
+hast had pity on the gourd, for which thou hast not laboured, neither madest it
+to grow, which came up in a night, and perished in a night; and should not I
+spare Nineveh, that great city, in which are more than threescore thousand
+persons, that cannot discern between their right hand and their left?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here is both the winding up of the satire, and the moral of the fable. As a
+satire, it strikes against the character of all the Bible-prophets, and against
+all the indiscriminate judgements upon men, women and children, with which this
+lying book, the bible, is crowded; such as Noah&rsquo;s flood, the destruction
+of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, the extirpation of the Canaanites, even to
+suckling infants, and women with child; because the same reflection &lsquo;that
+there are more than threescore thousand persons that cannot discern between
+their right hand and their left,&rsquo; meaning young children, applies to all
+their cases. It satirizes also the supposed partiality of the Creator for one
+nation more than for another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As a moral, it preaches against the malevolent spirit of prediction; for as
+certainly as a man predicts ill, he becomes inclined to wish it. The pride of
+having his judgment right hardens his heart, till at last he beholds with
+satisfaction, or sees with disappointment, the accomplishment or the failure of
+his predictions.&mdash;This book ends with the same kind of strong and
+well-directed point against prophets, prophecies and indiscriminate judgements,
+as the chapter that Benjamin Franklin made for the Bible, about Abraham and the
+stranger, ends against the intolerant spirit of religious
+persecutions&mdash;Thus much for the book Jonah. [The story of Abraham and the
+Fire-worshipper, ascribed to Franklin, is from Saadi. (See my &ldquo;Sacred
+Anthology,&rdquo; p. 61.) Paine has often been called a &ldquo;mere
+scoffer,&rdquo; but he seems to have been among the first to treat with dignity
+the book of Jonah, so especially liable to the ridicule of superficial readers,
+and discern in it the highest conception of Deity known to the Old
+Testament.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of the poetical parts of the Bible, that are called prophecies, I have spoken
+in the former part of &lsquo;The Age of Reason,&rsquo; and already in this,
+where I have said that the word for prophet is the Bible-word for Poet, and
+that the flights and metaphors of those poets, many of which have become
+obscure by the lapse of time and the change of circumstances, have been
+ridiculously erected into things called prophecies, and applied to purposes the
+writers never thought of. When a priest quotes any of those passages, he
+unriddles it agreeably to his own views, and imposes that explanation upon his
+congregation as the meaning of the writer. The whore of Babylon has been the
+common whore of all the priests, and each has accused the other of keeping the
+strumpet; so well do they agree in their explanations.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There now remain only a few books, which they call books of the lesser
+prophets; and as I have already shown that the greater are impostors, it would
+be cowardice to disturb the repose of the little ones. Let them sleep, then, in
+the arms of their nurses, the priests, and both be forgotten together.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have now gone through the Bible, as a man would go through a wood with an axe
+on his shoulder, and fell trees. Here they lie; and the priests, if they can,
+may replant them. They may, perhaps, stick them in the ground, but they will
+never make them grow.&mdash;I pass on to the books of the New Testament.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap21"></a>CHAPTER II.<br />
+THE NEW TESTAMENT</h2>
+
+<p>
+The New Testament, they tell us, is founded upon the prophecies of the Old; if
+so, it must follow the fate of its foundation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As it is nothing extraordinary that a woman should be with child before she was
+married, and that the son she might bring forth should be executed, even
+unjustly, I see no reason for not believing that such a woman as Mary, and such
+a man as Joseph, and Jesus, existed; their mere existence is a matter of
+indifference, about which there is no ground either to believe or to
+disbelieve, and which comes under the common head of, It may be so, and what
+then? The probability however is that there were such persons, or at least such
+as resembled them in part of the circumstances, because almost all romantic
+stories have been suggested by some actual circumstance; as the adventures of
+Robinson Crusoe, not a word of which is true, were suggested by the case of
+Alexander Selkirk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is not then the existence or the non-existence, of the persons that I
+trouble myself about; it is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told in the New
+Testament, and the wild and visionary doctrine raised thereon, against which I
+contend. The story, taking it as it is told, is blasphemously obscene. It gives
+an account of a young woman engaged to be married, and while under this
+engagement, she is, to speak plain language, debauched by a ghost, under the
+impious pretence, (Luke i. 35,) that &ldquo;the Holy Ghost shall come upon
+thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee.&rdquo;
+Notwithstanding which, Joseph afterwards marries her, cohabits with her as his
+wife, and in his turn rivals the ghost. This is putting the story into
+intelligible language, and when told in this manner, there is not a priest but
+must be ashamed to own it. [Mary, the supposed virgin, mother of Jesus, had
+several other children, sons and daughters. See Matt. xiii. 55,
+56.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Obscenity in matters of faith, however wrapped up, is always a token of fable
+and imposture; for it is necessary to our serious belief in God, that we do not
+connect it with stories that run, as this does, into ludicrous interpretations.
+This story is, upon the face of it, the same kind of story as that of Jupiter
+and Leda, or Jupiter and Europa, or any of the amorous adventures of Jupiter;
+and shews, as is already stated in the former part of &lsquo;The Age of
+Reason,&rsquo; that the Christian faith is built upon the heathen Mythology.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the historical parts of the New Testament, so far as concerns Jesus Christ,
+are confined to a very short space of time, less than two years, and all within
+the same country, and nearly to the same spot, the discordance of time, place,
+and circumstance, which detects the fallacy of the books of the Old Testament,
+and proves them to be impositions, cannot be expected to be found here in the
+same abundance. The New Testament compared with the Old, is like a farce of one
+act, in which there is not room for very numerous violations of the unities.
+There are, however, some glaring contradictions, which, exclusive of the
+fallacy of the pretended prophecies, are sufficient to show the story of Jesus
+Christ to be false.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I lay it down as a position which cannot be controverted, first, that the
+agreement of all the parts of a story does not prove that story to be true,
+because the parts may agree, and the whole may be false; secondly, that the
+disagreement of the parts of a story proves the whole cannot be true. The
+agreement does not prove truth, but the disagreement proves falsehood
+positively.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The history of Jesus Christ is contained in the four books ascribed to Matthew,
+Mark, Luke, and John.&mdash;The first chapter of Matthew begins with giving a
+genealogy of Jesus Christ; and in the third chapter of Luke there is also given
+a genealogy of Jesus Christ. Did these two agree, it would not prove the
+genealogy to be true, because it might nevertheless be a fabrication; but as
+they contradict each other in every particular, it proves falsehood absolutely.
+If Matthew speaks truth, Luke speaks falsehood; and if Luke speaks truth,
+Matthew speaks falsehood: and as there is no authority for believing one more
+than the other, there is no authority for believing either; and if they cannot
+be believed even in the very first thing they say, and set out to prove, they
+are not entitled to be believed in any thing they say afterwards. Truth is an
+uniform thing; and as to inspiration and revelation, were we to admit it, it is
+impossible to suppose it can be contradictory. Either then the men called
+apostles were imposters, or the books ascribed to them have been written by
+other persons, and fathered upon them, as is the case in the Old Testament.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Matthew gives (i. 6), a genealogy by name from David, up, through
+Joseph, the husband of Mary, to Christ; and makes there to be twent eight
+generations. The book of Luke gives also a genealogy by name from Christ,
+through Joseph the husband of Mary, down to David, and makes there to be
+forty-three generations; besides which, there is only the two names of David
+and Joseph that are alike in the two lists.&mdash;I here insert both
+genealogical lists, and for the sake of perspicuity and comparison, have placed
+them both in the same direction, that is, from Joseph down to David.
+</p>
+
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Genealogy, according to Genealogy, according to
+ Matthew. Luke.
+
+ Christ Christ
+ 2 Joseph 2 Joseph
+ 3 Jacob 3 Heli
+ 4 Matthan 4 Matthat
+ 5 Eleazer 5 Levi
+ 6 Eliud 6 Melchl
+ 7 Achim 7 Janna
+ 8 Sadoc 8 Joseph
+ 9 Azor 9 Mattathias
+ 10 Eliakim 10 Amos
+ 11 Abiud 11 Naum
+ 12 Zorobabel 12 Esli
+ 13 Salathiel 13 Nagge
+ 14 Jechonias 14 Maath
+ 15 Josias 15 Mattathias
+ 16 Amon 16 Semei
+ 17 Manasses 17 Joseph
+ 18 Ezekias 18 Juda
+ 19 Achaz 19 Joanna
+ 20 Joatham 20 Rhesa
+ 21 Ozias 21 Zorobabel
+ 22 Joram 22 Salathiel
+ 23 Josaphat 23 Neri
+ 24 Asa 24 Melchi
+ 25 Abia 25 Addi
+ 26 Roboam 26 Cosam
+ 27 Solomon 27 Elmodam
+ 28 David * 28 Er
+ 29 Jose
+ 30 Eliezer
+ 31 Jorim
+ 32 Matthat
+ 33 Levi
+ 34 Simeon
+ 35 Juda
+ 36 Joseph
+ 37 Jonan
+ 38 Eliakim
+ 39 Melea
+ 40 Menan
+ 41 Mattatha
+ 42 Nathan
+ 43 David
+</pre>
+
+<p>
+[NOTE: * From the birth of David to the birth of Christ is upwards of 1080
+years; and as the life-time of Christ is not included, there are but 27 full
+generations. To find therefore the average age of each person mentioned in the
+list, at the time his first son was born, it is only necessary to divide 1080
+by 27, which gives 40 years for each person. As the life-time of man was then
+but of the same extent it is now, it is an absurdity to suppose, that 27
+following generations should all be old bachelors, before they married; and the
+more so, when we are told that Solomon, the next in succession to David, had a
+house full of wives and mistresses before he was twenty-one years of age. So
+far from this genealogy being a solemn truth, it is not even a reasonable lie.
+The list of Luke gives about twenty-six years for the average age, and this is
+too much.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, if these men, Matthew and Luke, set out with a falsehood between them (as
+these two accounts show they do) in the very commencement of their history of
+Jesus Christ, and of who, and of what he was, what authority (as I have before
+asked) is there left for believing the strange things they tell us afterwards?
+If they cannot be believed in their account of his natural genealogy, how are
+we to believe them when they tell us he was the son of God, begotten by a
+ghost; and that an angel announced this in secret to his mother? If they lied
+in one genealogy, why are we to believe them in the other? If his natural
+genealogy be manufactured, which it certainly is, why are we not to suppose
+that his celestial genealogy is manufactured also, and that the whole is
+fabulous? Can any man of serious reflection hazard his future happiness upon
+the belief of a story naturally impossible, repugnant to every idea of decency,
+and related by persons already detected of falsehood? Is it not more safe that
+we stop ourselves at the plain, pure, and unmixed belief of one God, which is
+deism, than that we commit ourselves on an ocean of improbable, irrational,
+indecent, and contradictory tales?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first question, however, upon the books of the New Testament, as upon those
+of the Old, is, Are they genuine? were they written by the persons to whom they
+are ascribed? For it is upon this ground only that the strange things related
+therein have been credited. Upon this point, there is no direct proof for or
+against; and all that this state of a case proves is doubtfulness; and
+doubtfulness is the opposite of belief. The state, therefore, that the books
+are in, proves against themselves as far as this kind of proof can go.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But, exclusive of this, the presumption is that the books called the
+Evangelists, and ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, were not written by
+Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John; and that they are impositions. The disordered
+state of the history in these four books, the silence of one book upon matters
+related in the other, and the disagreement that is to be found among them,
+implies that they are the productions of some unconnected individuals, many
+years after the things they pretend to relate, each of whom made his own
+legend; and not the writings of men living intimately together, as the men
+called apostles are supposed to have done: in fine, that they have been
+manufactured, as the books of the Old Testament have been, by other persons
+than those whose names they bear.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The story of the angel announcing what the church calls the immaculate
+conception, is not so much as mentioned in the books ascribed to Mark, and
+John; and is differently related in Matthew and Luke. The former says the
+angel, appeared to Joseph; the latter says, it was to Mary; but either Joseph
+or Mary was the worst evidence that could have been thought of; for it was
+others that should have testified for them, and not they for themselves. Were
+any girl that is now with child to say, and even to swear it, that she was
+gotten with child by a ghost, and that an angel told her so, would she be
+believed? Certainly she would not. Why then are we to believe the same thing of
+another girl whom we never saw, told by nobody knows who, nor when, nor where?
+How strange and inconsistent is it, that the same circumstance that would
+weaken the belief even of a probable story, should be given as a motive for
+believing this one, that has upon the face of it every token of absolute
+impossibility and imposture.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The story of Herod destroying all the children under two years old, belongs
+altogether to the book of Matthew; not one of the rest mentions anything about
+it. Had such a circumstance been true, the universality of it must have made it
+known to all the writers, and the thing would have been too striking to have
+been omitted by any. This writer tell us, that Jesus escaped this slaughter,
+because Joseph and Mary were warned by an angel to flee with him into Egypt;
+but he forgot to make provision for John [the Baptist], who was then under two
+years of age. John, however, who staid behind, fared as well as Jesus, who
+fled; and therefore the story circumstantially belies itself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not any two of these writers agree in reciting, exactly in the same words, the
+written inscription, short as it is, which they tell us was put over Christ
+when he was crucified; and besides this, Mark says, He was crucified at the
+third hour, (nine in the morning;) and John says it was the sixth hour, (twelve
+at noon.) [According to John, (xix. 14) the sentence was not passed till about
+the sixth hour (noon,) and consequently the execution could not be till the
+afternoon; but Mark (xv. 25) Says expressly that he was crucified at the third
+hour, (nine in the morning,)&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The inscription is thus stated in those books:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Matthew&mdash;This is Jesus the king of the Jews. Mark&mdash;The king of the
+Jews. Luke&mdash;This is the king of the Jews. John&mdash;Jesus of Nazareth the
+king of the Jews.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We may infer from these circumstances, trivial as they are, that those writers,
+whoever they were, and in whatever time they lived, were not present at the
+scene. The only one of the men called apostles who appears to have been near to
+the spot was Peter, and when he was accused of being one of Jesus&rsquo;s
+followers, it is said, (Matthew xxvi. 74,) &ldquo;Then Peter began to curse and
+to swear, saying, I know not the man:&rdquo; yet we are now called to believe
+the same Peter, convicted, by their own account, of perjury. For what reason,
+or on what authority, should we do this?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The accounts that are given of the circumstances, that they tell us attended
+the crucifixion, are differently related in those four books.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book ascribed to Matthew says &lsquo;there was darkness over all the land
+from the sixth hour unto the ninth hour&mdash;that the veil of the temple was
+rent in twain from the top to the bottom&mdash;that there was an
+earthquake&mdash;that the rocks rent&mdash;that the graves opened, that the
+bodies of many of the saints that slept arose and came out of their graves
+after the resurrection, and went into the holy city and appeared unto
+many.&rsquo; Such is the account which this dashing writer of the book of
+Matthew gives, but in which he is not supported by the writers of the other
+books.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer of the book ascribed to Mark, in detailing the circumstances of the
+crucifixion, makes no mention of any earthquake, nor of the rocks rending, nor
+of the graves opening, nor of the dead men walking out. The writer of the book
+of Luke is silent also upon the same points. And as to the writer of the book
+of John, though he details all the circumstances of the crucifixion down to the
+burial of Christ, he says nothing about either the darkness&mdash;the veil of
+the temple&mdash;the earthquake&mdash;the rocks&mdash;the graves&mdash;nor the
+dead men.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now if it had been true that these things had happened, and if the writers of
+these books had lived at the time they did happen, and had been the persons
+they are said to be&mdash;namely, the four men called apostles, Matthew, Mark,
+Luke, and John,&mdash;it was not possible for them, as true historians, even
+without the aid of inspiration, not to have recorded them. The things,
+supposing them to have been facts, were of too much notoriety not to have been
+known, and of too much importance not to have been told. All these supposed
+apostles must have been witnesses of the earthquake, if there had been any, for
+it was not possible for them to have been absent from it: the opening of the
+graves and resurrection of the dead men, and their walking about the city, is
+of still greater importance than the earthquake. An earthquake is always
+possible, and natural, and proves nothing; but this opening of the graves is
+supernatural, and directly in point to their doctrine, their cause, and their
+apostleship. Had it been true, it would have filled up whole chapters of those
+books, and been the chosen theme and general chorus of all the writers; but
+instead of this, little and trivial things, and mere prattling conversation of
+&lsquo;he said this and she said that&rsquo; are often tediously detailed,
+while this most important of all, had it been true, is passed off in a slovenly
+manner by a single dash of the pen, and that by one writer only, and not so
+much as hinted at by the rest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is an easy thing to tell a lie, but it is difficult to support the lie after
+it is told. The writer of the book of Matthew should have told us who the
+saints were that came to life again, and went into the city, and what became of
+them afterwards, and who it was that saw them; for he is not hardy enough to
+say that he saw them himself;&mdash;whether they came out naked, and all in
+natural buff, he-saints and she-saints, or whether they came full dressed, and
+where they got their dresses; whether they went to their former habitations,
+and reclaimed their wives, their husbands, and their property, and how they
+were received; whether they entered ejectments for the recovery of their
+possessions, or brought actions of crim. con. against the rival interlopers;
+whether they remained on earth, and followed their former occupation of
+preaching or working; or whether they died again, or went back to their graves
+alive, and buried themselves.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Strange indeed, that an army of saints should retum to life, and nobody know
+who they were, nor who it was that saw them, and that not a word more should be
+said upon the subject, nor these saints have any thing to tell us! Had it been
+the prophets who (as we are told) had formerly prophesied of these things, they
+must have had a great deal to say. They could have told us everything, and we
+should have had posthumous prophecies, with notes and commentaries upon the
+first, a little better at least than we have now. Had it been Moses, and Aaron,
+and Joshua, and Samuel, and David, not an unconverted Jew had remained in all
+Jerusalem. Had it been John the Baptist, and the saints of the times then
+present, everybody would have known them, and they would have out-preached and
+out-famed all the other apostles. But, instead of this, these saints are made
+to pop up, like Jonah&rsquo;s gourd in the night, for no purpose at all but to
+wither in the morning.&mdash;Thus much for this part of the story.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The tale of the resurrection follows that of the crucifixion; and in this as
+well as in that, the writers, whoever they were, disagree so much as to make it
+evident that none of them were there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Matthew states, that when Christ was put in the sepulchre the Jews
+applied to Pilate for a watch or a guard to be placed over the septilchre, to
+prevent the body being stolen by the disciples; and that in consequence of this
+request the sepulchre was made sure, sealing the stone that covered the mouth,
+and setting a watch. But the other books say nothing about this application,
+nor about the sealing, nor the guard, nor the watch; and according to their
+accounts, there were none. Matthew, however, follows up this part of the story
+of the guard or the watch with a second part, that I shall notice in the
+conclusion, as it serves to detect the fallacy of those books.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Matthew continues its account, and says, (xxviii. 1,) that at the
+end of the Sabbath, as it began to dawn, towards the first day of the week,
+came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary, to see the sepulchre. Mark says it was
+sun-rising, and John says it was dark. Luke says it was Mary Magdalene and
+Joanna, and Mary the mother of James, and other women, that came to the
+sepulchre; and John states that Mary Magdalene came alone. So well do they
+agree about their first evidence! They all, however, appear to have known most
+about Mary Magdalene; she was a woman of large acquaintance, and it was not an
+ill conjecture that she might be upon the stroll. [The Bishop of Llandaff, in
+his famous &ldquo;Apology,&rdquo; censured Paine severely for this insinuation
+against Mary Magdalene, but the censure really falls on our English version,
+which, by a chapter-heading (Luke vii.), has unwarrantably identified her as
+the sinful woman who anointed Jesus, and irrevocably branded
+her.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Matthew goes on to say (ver. 2): &ldquo;And behold there was a
+great earthquake, for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and
+rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it&rdquo; But the other books
+say nothing about any earthquake, nor about the angel rolling back the stone,
+and sitting upon it and, according to their account, there was no angel sitting
+there. Mark says the angel [Mark says &ldquo;a young man,&rdquo; and Luke
+&ldquo;two men.&rdquo;&mdash;Editor.] was within the sepulchre, sitting on the
+right side. Luke says there were two, and they were both standing up; and John
+says they were both sitting down, one at the head and the other at the feet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Matthew says, that the angel that was sitting upon the stone on the outside of
+the sepulchre told the two Marys that Christ was risen, and that the women went
+away quickly. Mark says, that the women, upon seeing the stone rolled away, and
+wondering at it, went into the sepulchre, and that it was the angel that was
+sitting within on the right side, that told them so. Luke says, it was the two
+angels that were Standing up; and John says, it was Jesus Christ himself that
+told it to Mary Magdalene; and that she did not go into the sepulchre, but only
+stooped down and looked in.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, if the writers of these four books had gone into a court of justice to
+prove an alibi, (for it is of the nature of an alibi that is here attempted to
+be proved, namely, the absence of a dead body by supernatural means,) and had
+they given their evidence in the same contradictory manner as it is here given,
+they would have been in danger of having their ears cropt for perjury, and
+would have justly deserved it. Yet this is the evidence, and these are the
+books, that have been imposed upon the world as being given by divine
+inspiration, and as the unchangeable word of God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer of the book of Matthew, after giving this account, relates a story
+that is not to be found in any of the other books, and which is the same I have
+just before alluded to. &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; says he, [that is, after the
+conversation the women had had with the angel sitting upon the stone,]
+&ldquo;behold some of the watch [meaning the watch that he had said had been
+placed over the sepulchre] came into the city, and shewed unto the chief
+priests all the things that were done; and when they were assembled with the
+elders and had taken counsel, they gave large money unto the soldiers, saying,
+Say ye, that his disciples came by night, and stole him away while we slept;
+and if this come to the governor&rsquo;s ears, we will persuade him, and secure
+you. So they took the money, and did as they were taught; and this saying [that
+his disciples stole him away] is commonly reported among the Jews until this
+day.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The expression, until this day, is an evidence that the book ascribed to
+Matthew was not written by Matthew, and that it has been manufactured long
+after the times and things of which it pretends to treat; for the expression
+implies a great length of intervening time. It would be inconsistent in us to
+speak in this manner of any thing happening in our own time. To give,
+therefore, intelligible meaning to the expression, we must suppose a lapse of
+some generations at least, for this manner of speaking carries the mind back to
+ancient time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The absurdity also of the story is worth noticing; for it shows the writer of
+the book of Matthew to have been an exceeding weak and foolish man. He tells a
+story that contradicts itself in point of possibility; for though the guard, if
+there were any, might be made to say that the body was taken away while they
+were asleep, and to give that as a reason for their not having prevented it,
+that same sleep must also have prevented their knowing how, and by whom, it was
+done; and yet they are made to say that it was the disciples who did it. Were a
+man to tender his evidence of something that he should say was done, and of the
+manner of doing it, and of the person who did it, while he was asleep, and
+could know nothing of the matter, such evidence could not be received: it will
+do well enough for Testament evidence, but not for any thing where truth is
+concerned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I come now to that part of the evidence in those books, that respects the
+pretended appearance of Christ after this pretended resurrection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer of the book of Matthew relates, that the angel that was sitting on
+the stone at the mouth of the sepulchre, said to the two Marys (xxviii. 7),
+&ldquo;Behold Christ is gone before you into Galilee, there ye shall see him;
+lo, I have told you.&rdquo; And the same writer at the next two verses (8, 9,)
+makes Christ himself to speak to the same purpose to these women immediately
+after the angel had told it to them, and that they ran quickly to tell it to
+the disciples; and it is said (ver. 16), &ldquo;Then the eleven disciples went
+away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them; and, when
+they saw him, they worshipped him.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the writer of the book of John tells us a story very different to this; for
+he says (xx. 19) &ldquo;Then the same day at evening, being the first day of
+the week, [that is, the same day that Christ is said to have risen,] when the
+doors were shut, where the disciples were assembled, for fear of the Jews, came
+Jesus and stood in the midst of them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+According to Matthew the eleven were marching to Galilee, to meet Jesus in a
+mountain, by his own appointment, at the very time when, according to John,
+they were assembled in another place, and that not by appointment, but in
+secret, for fear of the Jews.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer of the book of Luke xxiv. 13, 33-36, contradicts that of Matthew
+more pointedly than John does; for he says expressly, that the meeting was in
+Jerusalem the evening of the same day that he (Christ) rose, and that the
+eleven were there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, it is not possible, unless we admit these supposed disciples the right of
+wilful lying, that the writers of these books could be any of the eleven
+persons called disciples; for if, according to Matthew, the eleven went into
+Galilee to meet Jesus in a mountain by his own appointment, on the same day
+that he is said to have risen, Luke and John must have been two of that eleven;
+yet the writer of Luke says expressly, and John implies as much, that the
+meeting was that same day, in a house in Jerusalem; and, on the other hand, if,
+according to Luke and John, the eleven were assembled in a house in Jerusalem,
+Matthew must have been one of that eleven; yet Matthew says the meeting was in
+a mountain in Galilee, and consequently the evidence given in those books
+destroy each other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The writer of the book of Mark says nothing about any meeting in Galilee; but
+he says (xvi. 12) that Christ, after his resurrection, appeared in another form
+to two of them, as they walked into the country, and that these two told it to
+the residue, who would not believe them. [This belongs to the late addition to
+Mark, which originally ended with xvi. 8.&mdash;Editor.] Luke also tells a
+story, in which he keeps Christ employed the whole of the day of this pretended
+resurrection, until the evening, and which totally invalidates the account of
+going to the mountain in Galilee. He says, that two of them, without saying
+which two, went that same day to a village called Emmaus, three score furlongs
+(seven miles and a half) from Jerusalem, and that Christ in disguise went with
+them, and stayed with them unto the evening, and supped with them, and then
+vanished out of their sight, and reappeared that same evening, at the meeting
+of the eleven in Jerusalem.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This is the contradictory manner in which the evidence of this pretended
+reappearance of Christ is stated: the only point in which the writers agree, is
+the skulking privacy of that reappearance; for whether it was in the recess of
+a mountain in Galilee, or in a shut-up house in Jerusalem, it was still
+skulking. To what cause then are we to assign this skulking? On the one hand,
+it is directly repugnant to the supposed or pretended end, that of convincing
+the world that Christ was risen; and, on the other hand, to have asserted the
+publicity of it would have exposed the writers of those books to public
+detection; and, therefore, they have been under the necessity of making it a
+private affair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the account of Christ being seen by more than five hundred at once, it is
+Paul only who says it, and not the five hundred who say it for themselves. It
+is, therefore, the testimony of but one man, and that too of a man, who did
+not, according to the same account, believe a word of the matter himself at the
+time it is said to have happened. His evidence, supposing him to have been the
+writer of Corinthians xv., where this account is given, is like that of a man
+who comes into a court of justice to swear that what he had sworn before was
+false. A man may often see reason, and he has too always the right of changing
+his opinion; but this liberty does not extend to matters of fact.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I now come to the last scene, that of the ascension into heaven.&mdash;Here all
+fear of the Jews, and of every thing else, must necessarily have been out of
+the question: it was that which, if true, was to seal the whole; and upon which
+the reality of the future mission of the disciples was to rest for proof.
+Words, whether declarations or promises, that passed in private, either in the
+recess of a mountain in Galilee, or in a shut-up house in Jerusalem, even
+supposing them to have been spoken, could not be evidence in public; it was
+therefore necessary that this last scene should preclude the possibility of
+denial and dispute; and that it should be, as I have stated in the former part
+of &lsquo;The Age of Reason,&rsquo; as public and as visible as the sun at
+noon-day; at least it ought to have been as public as the crucifixion is
+reported to have been.&mdash;But to come to the point.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the first place, the writer of the book of Matthew does not say a syllable
+about it; neither does the writer of the book of John. This being the case, is
+it possible to suppose that those writers, who affect to be even minute in
+other matters, would have been silent upon this, had it been true? The writer
+of the book of Mark passes it off in a careless, slovenly manner, with a single
+dash of the pen, as if he was tired of romancing, or ashamed of the story. So
+also does the writer of Luke. And even between these two, there is not an
+apparent agreement, as to the place where this final parting is said to have
+been. [The last nine verses of Mark being ungenuine, the story of the ascension
+rests exclusively on the words in Luke xxiv. 51, &ldquo;was carried up into
+heaven,&rdquo;&mdash;words omitted by several ancient
+authorities.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The book of Mark says that Christ appeared to the eleven as they sat at meat,
+alluding to the meeting of the eleven at Jerusalem: he then states the
+conversation that he says passed at that meeting; and immediately after says
+(as a school-boy would finish a dull story,) &ldquo;So then, after the Lord had
+spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of
+God.&rdquo; But the writer of Luke says, that the ascension was from Bethany;
+that he (Christ) led them out as far as Bethany, and was parted from them
+there, and was carried up into heaven. So also was Mahomet: and, as to Moses,
+the apostle Jude says, ver. 9. That &lsquo;Michael and the devil disputed about
+his body.&rsquo; While we believe such fables as these, or either of them, we
+believe unworthily of the Almighty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have now gone through the examination of the four books ascribed to Matthew,
+Mark, Luke and John; and when it is considered that the whole space of time,
+from the crucifixion to what is called the ascension, is but a few days,
+apparently not more than three or four, and that all the circumstances are
+reported to have happened nearly about the same spot, Jerusalem, it is, I
+believe, impossible to find in any story upon record so many and such glaring
+absurdities, contradictions, and falsehoods, as are in those books. They are
+more numerous and striking than I had any expectation of finding, when I began
+this examination, and far more so than I had any idea of when I wrote the
+former part of &lsquo;The Age of Reason.&rsquo; I had then neither Bible nor
+Testament to refer to, nor could I procure any. My own situation, even as to
+existence, was becoming every day more precarious; and as I was willing to
+leave something behind me upon the subject, I was obliged to be quick and
+concise. The quotations I then made were from memory only, but they are
+correct; and the opinions I have advanced in that work are the effect of the
+most clear and long-established conviction,&mdash;that the Bible and the
+Testament are impositions upon the world;&mdash;that the fall of man, the
+account of Jesus Christ being the Son of God, and of his dying to appease the
+wrath of God, and of salvation by that strange means, are all fabulous
+inventions, dishonourable to the wisdom and power of the Almighty;&mdash;that
+the only true religion is deism, by which I then meant and now mean the belief
+of one God, and an imitation of his moral character, or the practice of what
+are called moral virtues;&mdash;and that it was upon this only (so far as
+religion is concerned) that I rested all my hopes of happiness hereafter. So
+say I now&mdash;and so help me God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But to retum to the subject.&mdash;Though it is impossible, at this distance of
+time, to ascertain as a fact who were the writers of those four books (and this
+alone is sufficient to hold them in doubt, and where we doubt we do not
+believe) it is not difficult to ascertain negatively that they were not written
+by the persons to whom they are ascribed. The contradictions in those books
+demonstrate two things:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+First, that the writers cannot have been eye-witnesses and ear-witnesses of the
+matters they relate, or they would have related them without those
+contradictions; and, consequently that the books have not been written by the
+persons called apostles, who are supposed to have been witnesses of this kind.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Secondly, that the writers, whoever they were, have not acted in concerted
+imposition, but each writer separately and individually for himself, and
+without the knowledge of the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The same evidence that applies to prove the one, applies equally to prove both
+cases; that is, that the books were not written by the men called apostles, and
+also that they are not a concerted imposition. As to inspiration, it is
+altogether out of the question; we may as well attempt to unite truth and
+falsehood, as inspiration and contradiction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If four men are eye-witnesses and ear-witnesses to a scene, they will without
+any concert between them, agree as to time and place, when and where that scene
+happened. Their individual knowledge of the thing, each one knowing it for
+himself, renders concert totally unnecessary; the one will not say it was in a
+mountain in the country, and the other at a house in town; the one will not say
+it was at sunrise, and the other that it was dark. For in whatever place it was
+and whatever time it was, they know it equally alike.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And on the other hand, if four men concert a story, they will make their
+separate relations of that story agree and corroborate with each other to
+support the whole. That concert supplies the want of fact in the one case, as
+the knowledge of the fact supersedes, in the other case, the necessity of a
+concert. The same contradictions, therefore, that prove there has been no
+concert, prove also that the reporters had no knowledge of the fact, (or rather
+of that which they relate as a fact,) and detect also the falsehood of their
+reports. Those books, therefore, have neither been written by the men called
+apostles, nor by imposters in concert.&mdash;How then have they been written?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I am not one of those who are fond of believing there is much of that which is
+called wilful lying, or lying originally, except in the case of men setting up
+to be prophets, as in the Old Testament; for prophesying is lying
+professionally. In almost all other cases it is not difficult to discover the
+progress by which even simple supposition, with the aid of credulity, will in
+time grow into a lie, and at last be told as a fact; and whenever we can find a
+charitable reason for a thing of this kind, we ought not to indulge a severe
+one.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The story of Jesus Christ appearing after he was dead is the story of an
+apparition, such as timid imaginations can always create in vision, and
+credulity believe. Stories of this kind had been told of the assassination of
+Julius Caesar not many years before, and they generally have their origin in
+violent deaths, or in execution of innocent persons. In cases of this kind,
+compassion lends its aid, and benevolently stretches the story. It goes on a
+little and a little farther, till it becomes a most certain truth. Once start a
+ghost, and credulity fills up the history of its life, and assigns the cause of
+its appearance; one tells it one way, another another way, till there are as
+many stories about the ghost, and about the proprietor of the ghost, as there
+are about Jesus Christ in these four books.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The story of the appearance of Jesus Christ is told with that strange mixture
+of the natural and impossible, that distinguishes legendary tale from fact. He
+is represented as suddenly coming in and going out when the doors are shut, and
+of vanishing out of sight, and appearing again, as one would conceive of an
+unsubstantial vision; then again he is hungry, sits down to meat, and eats his
+supper. But as those who tell stories of this kind never provide for all the
+cases, so it is here: they have told us, that when he arose he left his
+grave-clothes behind him; but they have forgotten to provide other clothes for
+him to appear in afterwards, or to tell us what he did with them when he
+ascended; whether he stripped all off, or went up clothes and all. In the case
+of Elijah, they have been careful enough to make him throw down his mantle; how
+it happened not to be burnt in the chariot of fire, they also have not told us;
+but as imagination supplies all deficiencies of this kind, we may suppose if we
+please that it was made of salamander&rsquo;s wool.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Those who are not much acquainted with ecclesiastical history, may suppose that
+the book called the New Testament has existed ever since the time of Jesus
+Christ, as they suppose that the books ascribed to Moses have existed ever
+since the time of Moses. But the fact is historically otherwise; there was no
+such book as the New Testament till more than three hundred years after the
+time that Christ is said to have lived.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At what time the books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, began to
+appear, is altogether a matter of uncertainty. There is not the least shadow of
+evidence of who the persons were that wrote them, nor at what time they were
+written; and they might as well have been called by the names of any of the
+other supposed apostles as by the names they are now called. The originals are
+not in the possession of any Christian Church existing, any more than the two
+tables of stone written on, they pretend, by the finger of God, upon Mount
+Sinai, and given to Moses, are in the possession of the Jews. And even if they
+were, there is no possibility of proving the hand-writing in either case. At
+the time those four books were written there was no printing, and consequently
+there could be no publication otherwise than by written copies, which any man
+might make or alter at pleasure, and call them originals. Can we suppose it is
+consistent with the wisdom of the Almighty to commit himself and his will to
+man upon such precarious means as these; or that it is consistent we should pin
+our faith upon such uncertainties? We cannot make nor alter, nor even imitate,
+so much as one blade of grass that he has made, and yet we can make or alter
+words of God as easily as words of man. [The former part of the &lsquo;Age of
+Reason&rsquo; has not been published two years, and there is already an
+expression in it that is not mine. The expression is: The book of Luke was
+carried by a majority of one voice only. It may be true, but it is not I that
+have said it. Some person who might know of that circumstance, has added it in
+a note at the bottom of the page of some of the editions, printed either in
+England or in America; and the printers, after that, have erected it into the
+body of the work, and made me the author of it. If this has happened within
+such a short space of time, notwithstanding the aid of printing, which prevents
+the alteration of copies individually, what may not have happened in a much
+greater length of time, when there was no printing, and when any man who could
+write could make a written copy and call it an original by Matthew, Mark, Luke,
+or John?&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[The spurious addition to Paine&rsquo;s work alluded to in his footnote drew on
+him a severe criticism from Dr. Priestley (&ldquo;Letters to a Philosophical
+Unbeliever,&rdquo; p. 75), yet it seems to have been Priestley himself who, in
+his quotation, first incorporated into Paine&rsquo;s text the footnote added by
+the editor of the American edition (1794). The American added: &ldquo;Vide
+Moshiem&rsquo;s (sic) Ecc. History,&rdquo; which Priestley omits. In a modern
+American edition I notice four verbal alterations introduced into the above
+footnote.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+About three hundred and fifty years after the time that Christ is said to have
+lived, several writings of the kind I am speaking of were scattered in the
+hands of divers individuals; and as the church had begun to form itself into an
+hierarchy, or church government, with temporal powers, it set itself about
+collecting them into a code, as we now see them, called &lsquo;The New
+Testament.&rsquo; They decided by vote, as I have before said in the former
+part of the Age of Reason, which of those writings, out of the collection they
+had made, should be the word of God, and which should not. The Robbins of the
+Jews had decided, by vote, upon the books of the Bible before.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the object of the church, as is the case in all national establishments of
+churches, was power and revenue, and terror the means it used, it is consistent
+to suppose that the most miraculous and wonderful of the writings they had
+collected stood the best chance of being voted. And as to the authenticity of
+the books, the vote stands in the place of it; for it can be traced no higher.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Disputes, however, ran high among the people then calling themselves
+Christians, not only as to points of doctrine, but as to the authenticity of
+the books. In the contest between the person called St. Augustine, and Fauste,
+about the year 400, the latter says, &ldquo;The books called the Evangelists
+have been composed long after the times of the apostles, by some obscure men,
+who, fearing that the world would not give credit to their relation of matters
+of which they could not be informed, have published them under the names of the
+apostles; and which are so full of sottishness and discordant relations, that
+there is neither agreement nor connection between them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And in another place, addressing himself to the advocates of those books, as
+being the word of God, he says, &ldquo;It is thus that your predecessors have
+inserted in the scriptures of our Lord many things which, though they carry his
+name, agree not with his doctrine.&rdquo; This is not surprising, since that we
+have often proved that these things have not been written by himself, nor by
+his apostles, but that for the greatest part they are founded upon tales, upon
+vague reports, and put together by I know not what half-Jews, with but little
+agreement between them; and which they have nevertheless published under the
+name of the apostles of our Lord, and have thus attributed to them their own
+errors and their lies. [I have taken these two extracts from Boulanger&rsquo;s
+Life of Paul, written in French; Boulanger has quoted them from the writings of
+Augustine against Fauste, to which he refers.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This Bishop Faustus is usually styled &ldquo;The Manichaeum,&rdquo; Augustine
+having entitled his book, Contra Frustum Manichaeum Libri xxxiii., in which
+nearly the whole of Faustus&rsquo; very able work is quoted.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The reader will see by those extracts that the authenticity of the books of the
+New Testament was denied, and the books treated as tales, forgeries, and lies,
+at the time they were voted to be the word of God. But the interest of the
+church, with the assistance of the faggot, bore down the opposition, and at
+last suppressed all investigation. Miracles followed upon miracles, if we will
+believe them, and men were taught to say they believed whether they believed or
+not. But (by way of throwing in a thought) the French Revolution has
+excommunicated the church from the power of working miracles; she has not been
+able, with the assistance of all her saints, to work one miracle since the
+revolution began; and as she never stood in greater need than now, we may,
+without the aid of divination, conclude that all her former miracles are tricks
+and lies. [Boulanger in his life of Paul, has collected from the ecclesiastical
+histories, and the writings of the fathers as they are called, several matters
+which show the opinions that prevailed among the different sects of Christians,
+at the time the Testament, as we now see it, was voted to be the word of God.
+The following extracts are from the second chapter of that work:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[The Marcionists (a Christian sect) asserted that the evangelists were filled
+with falsities. The Manichaeans, who formed a very numerous sect at the
+commencement of Christianity, rejected as false all the New Testament, and
+showed other writings quite different that they gave for authentic. The
+Corinthians, like the Marcionists, admitted not the Acts of the Apostles. The
+Encratites and the Sevenians adopted neither the Acts, nor the Epistles of
+Paul. Chrysostom, in a homily which he made upon the Acts of the Apostles, says
+that in his time, about the year 400, many people knew nothing either of the
+author or of the book. St. Irene, who lived before that time, reports that the
+Valentinians, like several other sects of the Christians, accused the
+scriptures of being filled with imperfections, errors, and contradictions. The
+Ebionites, or Nazarenes, who were the first Christians, rejected all the
+Epistles of Paul, and regarded him as an impostor. They report, among other
+things, that he was originally a Pagan; that he came to Jerusalem, where he
+lived some time; and that having a mind to marry the daughter of the high
+priest, he had himself been circumcised; but that not being able to obtain her,
+he quarrelled with the Jews and wrote against circumcision, and against the
+observation of the Sabbath, and against all the legal
+ordinances.&mdash;Author.] [Much abridged from the Exam. Crit. de la Vie de St.
+Paul, by N.A. Boulanger, 1770.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When we consider the lapse of more than three hundred years intervening between
+the time that Christ is said to have lived and the time the New Testament was
+formed into a book, we must see, even without the assistance of historical
+evidence, the exceeding uncertainty there is of its authenticity. The
+authenticity of the book of Homer, so far as regards the authorship, is much
+better established than that of the New Testament, though Homer is a thousand
+years the most ancient. It was only an exceeding good poet that could have
+written the book of Homer, and, therefore, few men only could have attempted
+it; and a man capable of doing it would not have thrown away his own fame by
+giving it to another. In like manner, there were but few that could have
+composed Euclid&rsquo;s Elements, because none but an exceeding good
+geometrician could have been the author of that work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But with respect to the books of the New Testament, particularly such parts as
+tell us of the resurrection and ascension of Christ, any person who could tell
+a story of an apparition, or of a man&rsquo;s walking, could have made such
+books; for the story is most wretchedly told. The chance, therefore, of forgery
+in the Testament is millions to one greater than in the case of Homer or
+Euclid. Of the numerous priests or parsons of the present day, bishops and all,
+every one of them can make a sermon, or translate a scrap of Latin, especially
+if it has been translated a thousand times before; but is there any amongst
+them that can write poetry like Homer, or science like Euclid? The sum total of
+a parson&rsquo;s learning, with very few exceptions, is a, b, ab, and hic,
+haec, hoc; and their knowledge of science is, three times one is three; and
+this is more than sufficient to have enabled them, had they lived at the time,
+to have written all the books of the New Testament.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the opportunities of forgery were greater, so also was the inducement. A man
+could gain no advantage by writing under the name of Homer or Euclid; if he
+could write equal to them, it would be better that he wrote under his own name;
+if inferior, he could not succeed. Pride would prevent the former, and
+impossibility the latter. But with respect to such books as compose the New
+Testament, all the inducements were on the side of forgery. The best imagined
+history that could have been made, at the distance of two or three hundred
+years after the time, could not have passed for an original under the name of
+the real writer; the only chance of success lay in forgery; for the church
+wanted pretence for its new doctrine, and truth and talents were out of the
+question.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But as it is not uncommon (as before observed) to relate stories of persons
+walking after they are dead, and of ghosts and apparitions of such as have
+fallen by some violent or extraordinary means; and as the people of that day
+were in the habit of believing such things, and of the appearance of angels,
+and also of devils, and of their getting into people&rsquo;s insides, and
+shaking them like a fit of an ague, and of their being cast out again as if by
+an emetic&mdash;(Mary Magdalene, the book of Mark tells us had brought up, or
+been brought to bed of seven devils;) it was nothing extraordinary that some
+story of this kind should get abroad of the person called Jesus Christ, and
+become afterwards the foundation of the four books ascribed to Matthew, Mark,
+Luke, and John. Each writer told a tale as he heard it, or thereabouts, and
+gave to his book the name of the saint or the apostle whom tradition had given
+as the eye-witness. It is only upon this ground that the contradictions in
+those books can be accounted for; and if this be not the case, they are
+downright impositions, lies, and forgeries, without even the apology of
+credulity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That they have been written by a sort of half Jews, as the foregoing quotations
+mention, is discernible enough. The frequent references made to that chief
+assassin and impostor Moses, and to the men called prophets, establishes this
+point; and, on the other hand, the church has complimented the fraud, by
+admitting the Bible and the Testament to reply to each other. Between the
+Christian-Jew and the Christian-Gentile, the thing called a prophecy, and the
+thing prophesied of, the type and the thing typified, the sign and the thing
+signified, have been industriously rummaged up, and fitted together like old
+locks and pick-lock keys. The story foolishly enough told of Eve and the
+serpent, and naturally enough as to the enmity between men and serpents (for
+the serpent always bites about the heel, because it cannot reach higher, and
+the man always knocks the serpent about the head, as the most effectual way to
+prevent its biting;) [&ldquo;It shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise
+his heel.&rdquo; Gen. iii. 15.&mdash;Author.] this foolish story, I say, has
+been made into a prophecy, a type, and a promise to begin with; and the lying
+imposition of Isaiah to Ahaz, &lsquo;That a virgin shall conceive and bear a
+son,&rsquo; as a sign that Ahaz should conquer, when the event was that he was
+defeated (as already noticed in the observations on the book of Isaiah), has
+been perverted, and made to serve as a winder up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jonah and the whale are also made into a sign and type. Jonah is Jesus, and the
+whale is the grave; for it is said, (and they have made Christ to say it of
+himself, Matt. xii. 40), &ldquo;For as Jonah was three days and three nights in
+the whale&rsquo;s belly, so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights
+in the heart of the earth.&rdquo; But it happens, awkwardly enough, that
+Christ, according to their own account, was but one day and two nights in the
+grave; about 36 hours instead of 72; that is, the Friday night, the Saturday,
+and the Saturday night; for they say he was up on the Sunday morning by
+sunrise, or before. But as this fits quite as well as the bite and the kick in
+Genesis, or the virgin and her son in Isaiah, it will pass in the lump of
+orthodox things.&mdash;Thus much for the historical part of the Testament and
+its evidences.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Epistles of Paul&mdash;The epistles ascribed to Paul, being fourteen in number,
+almost fill up the remaining part of the Testament. Whether those epistles were
+written by the person to whom they are ascribed is a matter of no great
+importance, since that the writer, whoever he was, attempts to prove his
+doctrine by argument. He does not pretend to have been witness to any of the
+scenes told of the resurrection and the ascension; and he declares that he had
+not believed them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The story of his being struck to the ground as he was journeying to Damascus,
+has nothing in it miraculous or extraordinary; he escaped with life, and that
+is more than many others have done, who have been struck with lightning; and
+that he should lose his sight for three days, and be unable to eat or drink
+during that time, is nothing more than is common in such conditions. His
+companions that were with him appear not to have suffered in the same manner,
+for they were well enough to lead him the remainder of the journey; neither did
+they pretend to have seen any vision.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The character of the person called Paul, according to the accounts given of
+him, has in it a great deal of violence and fanaticism; he had persecuted with
+as much heat as he preached afterwards; the stroke he had received had changed
+his thinking, without altering his constitution; and either as a Jew or a
+Christian he was the same zealot. Such men are never good moral evidences of
+any doctrine they preach. They are always in extremes, as well of action as of
+belief.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The doctrine he sets out to prove by argument, is the resurrection of the same
+body: and he advances this as an evidence of immortality. But so much will men
+differ in their manner of thinking, and in the conclusions they draw from the
+same premises, that this doctrine of the resurrection of the same body, so far
+from being an evidence of immortality, appears to me to be an evidence against
+it; for if I have already died in this body, and am raised again in the same
+body in which I have died, it is presumptive evidence that I shall die again.
+That resurrection no more secures me against the repetition of dying, than an
+ague-fit, when past, secures me against another. To believe therefore in
+immortality, I must have a more elevated idea than is contained in the gloomy
+doctrine of the resurrection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Besides, as a matter of choice, as well as of hope, I had rather have a better
+body and a more convenient form than the present. Every animal in the creation
+excels us in something. The winged insects, without mentioning doves or eagles,
+can pass over more space with greater ease in a few minutes than man can in an
+hour. The glide of the smallest fish, in proportion to its bulk, exceeds us in
+motion almost beyond comparison, and without weariness. Even the sluggish snail
+can ascend from the bottom of a dungeon, where man, by the want of that
+ability, would perish; and a spider can launch itself from the top, as a
+playful amusement. The personal powers of man are so limited, and his heavy
+frame so little constructed to extensive enjoyment, that there is nothing to
+induce us to wish the opinion of Paul to be true. It is too little for the
+magnitude of the scene, too mean for the sublimity of the subject.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But all other arguments apart, the consciousness of existence is the only
+conceivable idea we can have of another life, and the continuance of that
+consciousness is immortality. The consciousness of existence, or the knowing
+that we exist, is not necessarily confined to the same form, nor to the same
+matter, even in this life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We have not in all cases the same form, nor in any case the same matter, that
+composed our bodies twenty or thirty years ago; and yet we are conscious of
+being the same persons. Even legs and arms, which make up almost half the human
+frame, are not necessary to the consciousness of existence. These may be lost
+or taken away and the full consciousness of existence remain; and were their
+place supplied by wings, or other appendages, we cannot conceive that it could
+alter our consciousness of existence. In short, we know not how much, or rather
+how little, of our composition it is, and how exquisitely fine that little is,
+that creates in us this consciousness of existence; and all beyond that is like
+the pulp of a peach, distinct and separate from the vegetative speck in the
+kernel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Who can say by what exceeding fine action of fine matter it is that a thought
+is produced in what we call the mind? and yet that thought when produced, as I
+now produce the thought I am writing, is capable of becoming immortal, and is
+the only production of man that has that capacity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Statues of brass and marble will perish; and statues made in imitation of them
+are not the same statues, nor the same workmanship, any more than the copy of a
+picture is the same picture. But print and reprint a thought a thousand times
+over, and that with materials of any kind, carve it in wood, or engrave it on
+stone, the thought is eternally and identically the same thought in every case.
+It has a capacity of unimpaired existence, unaffected by change of matter, and
+is essentially distinct, and of a nature different from every thing else that
+we know of, or can conceive. If then the thing produced has in itself a
+capacity of being immortal, it is more than a token that the power that
+produced it, which is the self-same thing as consciousness of existence, can be
+immortal also; and that as independently of the matter it was first connected
+with, as the thought is of the printing or writing it first appeared in. The
+one idea is not more difficult to believe than the other; and we can see that
+one is true.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That the consciousness of existence is not dependent on the same form or the
+same matter, is demonstrated to our senses in the works of the creation, as far
+as our senses are capable of receiving that demonstration. A very numerous part
+of the animal creation preaches to us, far better than Paul, the belief of a
+life hereafter. Their little life resembles an earth and a heaven, a present
+and a future state; and comprises, if it may be so expressed, immortality in
+miniature.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most beautiful parts of the creation to our eye are the winged insects, and
+they are not so originally. They acquire that form and that inimitable
+brilliancy by progressive changes. The slow and creeping caterpillar worm of to
+day, passes in a few days to a torpid figure, and a state resembling death; and
+in the next change comes forth in all the miniature magnificence of life, a
+splendid butterfly. No resemblance of the former creature remains; every thing
+is changed; all his powers are new, and life is to him another thing. We cannot
+conceive that the consciousness of existence is not the same in this state of
+the animal as before; why then must I believe that the resurrection of the same
+body is necessary to continue to me the consciousness of existence hereafter?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the former part of &lsquo;The Age of Reason.&rsquo; I have called the
+creation the true and only real word of God; and this instance, or this text,
+in the book of creation, not only shows to us that this thing may be so, but
+that it is so; and that the belief of a future state is a rational belief,
+founded upon facts visible in the creation: for it is not more difficult to
+believe that we shall exist hereafter in a better state and form than at
+present, than that a worm should become a butterfly, and quit the dunghill for
+the atmosphere, if we did not know it as a fact.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the doubtful jargon ascribed to Paul in 1 Corinthians xv., which makes
+part of the burial service of some Christian sectaries, it is as destitute of
+meaning as the tolling of a bell at the funeral; it explains nothing to the
+understanding, it illustrates nothing to the imagination, but leaves the reader
+to find any meaning if he can. &ldquo;All flesh,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;is not
+the same flesh. There is one flesh of men, another of beasts, another of
+fishes, and another of birds.&rdquo; And what then? nothing. A cook could have
+said as much. &ldquo;There are also,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;bodies celestial
+and bodies terrestrial; the glory of the celestial is one and the glory of the
+terrestrial is the other.&rdquo; And what then? nothing. And what is the
+difference? nothing that he has told. &ldquo;There is,&rdquo; says he,
+&ldquo;one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory
+of the stars.&rdquo; And what then? nothing; except that he says that one star
+differeth from another star in glory, instead of distance; and he might as well
+have told us that the moon did not shine so bright as the sun. All this is
+nothing better than the jargon of a conjuror, who picks up phrases he does not
+understand to confound the credulous people who come to have their fortune
+told. Priests and conjurors are of the same trade.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sometimes Paul affects to be a naturalist, and to prove his system of
+resurrection from the principles of vegetation. &ldquo;Thou fool&rdquo; says
+he, &ldquo;that which thou sowest is not quickened except it die.&rdquo; To
+which one might reply in his own language, and say, Thou fool, Paul, that which
+thou sowest is not quickened except it die not; for the grain that dies in the
+ground never does, nor can vegetate. It is only the living grains that produce
+the next crop. But the metaphor, in any point of view, is no simile. It is
+succession, and [not] resurrection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The progress of an animal from one state of being to another, as from a worm to
+a butterfly, applies to the case; but this of a grain does not, and shows Paul
+to have been what he says of others, a fool.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whether the fourteen epistles ascribed to Paul were written by him or not, is a
+matter of indifference; they are either argumentative or dogmatical; and as the
+argument is defective, and the dogmatical part is merely presumptive, it
+signifies not who wrote them. And the same may be said for the remaining parts
+of the Testament. It is not upon the Epistles, but upon what is called the
+Gospel, contained in the four books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John,
+and upon the pretended prophecies, that the theory of the church, calling
+itself the Christian Church, is founded. The Epistles are dependant upon those,
+and must follow their fate; for if the story of Jesus Christ be fabulous, all
+reasoning founded upon it, as a supposed truth, must fall with it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We know from history, that one of the principal leaders of this church,
+Athanasius, lived at the time the New Testament was formed; [Athanasius died,
+according to the Church chronology, in the year 371&mdash;Author.] and we know
+also, from the absurd jargon he has left us under the name of a creed, the
+character of the men who formed the New Testament; and we know also from the
+same history that the authenticity of the books of which it is composed was
+denied at the time. It was upon the vote of such as Athanasius that the
+Testament was decreed to be the word of God; and nothing can present to us a
+more strange idea than that of decreeing the word of God by vote. Those who
+rest their faith upon such authority put man in the place of God, and have no
+true foundation for future happiness. Credulity, however, is not a crime, but
+it becomes criminal by resisting conviction. It is strangling in the womb of
+the conscience the efforts it makes to ascertain truth. We should never force
+belief upon ourselves in any thing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I here close the subject on the Old Testament and the New. The evidence I have
+produced to prove them forgeries, is extracted from the books themselves, and
+acts, like a two-edge sword, either way. If the evidence be denied, the
+authenticity of the Scriptures is denied with it, for it is Scripture evidence:
+and if the evidence be admitted, the authenticity of the books is disproved.
+The contradictory impossibilities, contained in the Old Testament and the New,
+put them in the case of a man who swears for and against. Either evidence
+convicts him of perjury, and equally destroys reputation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Should the Bible and the Testament hereafter fall, it is not that I have done
+it. I have done no more than extracted the evidence from the confused mass of
+matters with which it is mixed, and arranged that evidence in a point of light
+to be clearly seen and easily comprehended; and, having done this, I leave the
+reader to judge for himself, as I have judged for myself.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap22"></a>CHAPTER III.<br />
+CONCLUSION</h2>
+
+<p>
+In the former part of &lsquo;The Age of Reason&rsquo; I have spoken of the
+three frauds, mystery, miracle, and Prophecy; and as I have seen nothing in any
+of the answers to that work that in the least affects what I have there said
+upon those subjects, I shall not encumber this Second Part with additions that
+are not necessary.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have spoken also in the same work upon what is celled revelation, and have
+shown the absurd misapplication of that term to the books of the Old Testament
+and the New; for certainly revelation is out of the question in reciting any
+thing of which man has been the actor or the witness. That which man has done
+or seen, needs no revelation to tell him he has done it, or seen it&mdash;for
+he knows it already&mdash;nor to enable him to tell it or to write it. It is
+ignorance, or imposition, to apply the term revelation in such cases; yet the
+Bible and Testament are classed under this fraudulent description of being all
+revelation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Revelation then, so far as the term has relation between God and man, can only
+be applied to something which God reveals of his will to man; but though the
+power of the Almighty to make such a communication is necessarily admitted,
+because to that power all things are possible, yet, the thing so revealed (if
+any thing ever was revealed, and which, by the bye, it is impossible to prove)
+is revelation to the person only to whom it is made. His account of it to
+another is not revelation; and whoever puts faith in that account, puts it in
+the man from whom the account comes; and that man may have been deceived, or
+may have dreamed it; or he may be an impostor and may lie. There is no possible
+criterion whereby to judge of the truth of what he tells; for even the morality
+of it would be no proof of revelation. In all such cases, the proper answer
+should be, &ldquo;When it is revealed to me, I will believe it to be
+revelation; but it is not and cannot be incumbent upon me to believe it to be
+revelation before; neither is it proper that I should take the word of man as
+the word of God, and put man in the place of God.&rdquo; This is the manner in
+which I have spoken of revelation in the former part of The Age of Reason; and
+which, whilst it reverentially admits revelation as a possible thing, because,
+as before said, to the Almighty all things are possible, it prevents the
+imposition of one man upon another, and precludes the wicked use of pretended
+revelation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But though, speaking for myself, I thus admit the possibility of revelation, I
+totally disbelieve that the Almighty ever did communicate any thing to man, by
+any mode of speech, in any language, or by any kind of vision, or appearance,
+or by any means which our senses are capable of receiving, otherwise than by
+the universal display of himself in the works of the creation, and by that
+repugnance we feel in ourselves to bad actions, and disposition to good ones.
+[A fair parallel of the then unknown aphorism of Kant: &ldquo;Two things fill
+the soul with wonder and reverence, increasing evermore as I meditate more
+closely upon them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within
+me.&rdquo; (Kritik derpraktischen Vernunfe, 1788). Kant&rsquo;s religious
+utterances at the beginning of the French Revolution brought on him a royal
+mandate of silence, because he had worked out from &ldquo;the moral law
+within&rdquo; a principle of human equality precisely similar to that which
+Paine had derived from his Quaker doctrine of the &ldquo;inner light&rdquo; of
+every man. About the same time Paine&rsquo;s writings were suppressed in
+England. Paine did not understand German, but Kant, though always independent
+in the formation of his opinions, was evidently well acquainted with the
+literature of the Revolution, in America, England, and France.&mdash;Editor.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the greatest
+miseries, that have afflicted the human race have had their origin in this
+thing called revelation, or revealed religion. It has been the most
+dishonourable belief against the character of the divinity, the most
+destructive to morality, and the peace and happiness of man, that ever was
+propagated since man began to exist. It is better, far better, that we
+admitted, if it were possible, a thousand devils to roam at large, and to
+preach publicly the doctrine of devils, if there were any such, than that we
+permitted one such impostor and monster as Moses, Joshua, Samuel, and the Bible
+prophets, to come with the pretended word of God in his mouth, and have credit
+among us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whence arose all the horrid assassinations of whole nations of men, women, and
+infants, with which the Bible is filled; and the bloody persecutions, and
+tortures unto death and religious wars, that since that time have laid Europe
+in blood and ashes; whence arose they, but from this impious thing called
+revealed religion, and this monstrous belief that God has spoken to man? The
+lies of the Bible have been the cause of the one, and the lies of the Testament
+[of] the other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some Christians pretend that Christianity was not established by the sword; but
+of what period of time do they speak? It was impossible that twelve men could
+begin with the sword: they had not the power; but no sooner were the professors
+of Christianity sufficiently powerful to employ the sword than they did so, and
+the stake and faggot too; and Mahomet could not do it sooner. By the same
+spirit that Peter cut off the ear of the high priest&rsquo;s servant (if the
+story be true) he would cut off his head, and the head of his master, had he
+been able. Besides this, Christianity grounds itself originally upon the
+[Hebrew] Bible, and the Bible was established altogether by the sword, and that
+in the worst use of it&mdash;not to terrify, but to extirpate. The Jews made no
+converts: they butchered all. The Bible is the sire of the [New] Testament, and
+both are called the word of God. The Christians read both books; the ministers
+preach from both books; and this thing called Christianity is made up of both.
+It is then false to say that Christianity was not established by the sword.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The only sect that has not persecuted are the Quakers; and the only reason that
+can be given for it is, that they are rather Deists than Christians. They do
+not believe much about Jesus Christ, and they call the scriptures a dead
+letter. [This is an interesting and correct testimony as to the beliefs of the
+earlier Quakers, one of whom was Paine&rsquo;s father.&mdash;Editor.] Had they
+called them by a worse name, they had been nearer the truth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is incumbent on every man who reverences the character of the Creator, and
+who wishes to lessen the catalogue of artificial miseries, and remove the cause
+that has sown persecutions thick among mankind, to expel all ideas of a
+revealed religion as a dangerous heresy, and an impious fraud. What is it that
+we have learned from this pretended thing called revealed religion? Nothing
+that is useful to man, and every thing that is dishonourable to his Maker. What
+is it the Bible teaches us?&mdash;repine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the
+Testament teaches us?&mdash;to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery
+with a woman engaged to be married; and the belief of this debauchery is called
+faith.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As to the fragments of morality that are irregularly and thinly scattered in
+those books, they make no part of this pretended thing, revealed religion. They
+are the natural dictates of conscience, and the bonds by which society is held
+together, and without which it cannot exist; and are nearly the same in all
+religions, and in all societies. The Testament teaches nothing new upon this
+subject, and where it attempts to exceed, it becomes mean and ridiculous. The
+doctrine of not retaliating injuries is much better expressed in Proverbs,
+which is a collection as well from the Gentiles as the Jews, than it is in the
+Testament. It is there said, (Xxv. 2 I) &ldquo;If thine enemy be hungry, give
+him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:&rdquo;
+[According to what is called Christ&rsquo;s sermon on the mount, in the book of
+Matthew, where, among some other [and] good things, a great deal of this
+feigned morality is introduced, it is there expressly said, that the doctrine
+of forbearance, or of not retaliating injuries, was not any part of the
+doctrine of the Jews; but as this doctrine is found in &ldquo;Proverbs,&rdquo;
+it must, according to that statement, have been copied from the Gentiles, from
+whom Christ had learned it. Those men whom Jewish and Christian idolators have
+abusively called heathen, had much better and clearer ideas of justice and
+morality than are to be found in the Old Testament, so far as it is Jewish, or
+in the New. The answer of Solon on the question, &ldquo;Which is the most
+perfect popular govemment,&rdquo; has never been exceeded by any man since his
+time, as containing a maxim of political morality, &ldquo;That,&rdquo; says he,
+&ldquo;where the least injury done to the meanest individual, is considered as
+an insult on the whole constitution.&rdquo; Solon lived about 500 years before
+Christ.&mdash;Author.] but when it is said, as in the Testament, &ldquo;If a
+man smite thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also,&rdquo; it is
+assassinating the dignity of forbearance, and sinking man into a spaniel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Loving, of enemies is another dogma of feigned morality, and has besides no
+meaning. It is incumbent on man, as a moralist, that he does not revenge an
+injury; and it is equally as good in a political sense, for there is no end to
+retaliation; each retaliates on the other, and calls it justice: but to love in
+proportion to the injury, if it could be done, would be to offer a premium for
+a crime. Besides, the word enemies is too vague and general to be used in a
+moral maxim, which ought always to be clear and defined, like a proverb. If a
+man be the enemy of another from mistake and prejudice, as in the case of
+religious opinions, and sometimes in politics, that man is different to an
+enemy at heart with a criminal intention; and it is incumbent upon us, and it
+contributes also to our own tranquillity, that we put the best construction
+upon a thing that it will bear. But even this erroneous motive in him makes no
+motive for love on the other part; and to say that we can love voluntarily, and
+without a motive, is morally and physically impossible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Morality is injured by prescribing to it duties that, in the first place, are
+impossible to be performed, and if they could be would be productive of evil;
+or, as before said, be premiums for crime. The maxim of doing as we would be
+done unto does not include this strange doctrine of loving enemies; for no man
+expects to be loved himself for his crime or for his enmity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Those who preach this doctrine of loving their enemies, are in general the
+greatest persecutors, and they act consistently by so doing; for the doctrine
+is hypocritical, and it is natural that hypocrisy should act the reverse of
+what it preaches. For my own part, I disown the doctrine, and consider it as a
+feigned or fabulous morality; yet the man does not exist that can say I have
+persecuted him, or any man, or any set of men, either in the American
+Revolution, or in the French Revolution; or that I have, in any case, returned
+evil for evil. But it is not incumbent on man to reward a bad action with a
+good one, or to return good for evil; and wherever it is done, it is a
+voluntary act, and not a duty. It is also absurd to suppose that such doctrine
+can make any part of a revealed religion. We imitate the moral character of the
+Creator by forbearing with each other, for he forbears with all; but this
+doctrine would imply that he loved man, not in proportion as he was good, but
+as he was bad.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If we consider the nature of our condition here, we must see there is no
+occasion for such a thing as revealed religion. What is it we want to know?
+Does not the creation, the universe we behold, preach to us the existence of an
+Almighty power, that governs and regulates the whole? And is not the evidence
+that this creation holds out to our senses infinitely stronger than any thing
+we can read in a book, that any imposter might make and call the word of God?
+As for morality, the knowledge of it exists in every man&rsquo;s conscience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here we are. The existence of an Almighty power is sufficiently demonstrated to
+us, though we cannot conceive, as it is impossible we should, the nature and
+manner of its existence. We cannot conceive how we came here ourselves, and yet
+we know for a fact that we are here. We must know also, that the power that
+called us into being, can if he please, and when he pleases, call us to account
+for the manner in which we have lived here; and therefore without seeking any
+other motive for the belief, it is rational to believe that he will, for we
+know beforehand that he can. The probability or even possibility of the thing
+is all that we ought to know; for if we knew it as a fact, we should be the
+mere slaves of terror; our belief would have no merit, and our best actions no
+virtue.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Deism then teaches us, without the possibility of being deceived, all that is
+necessary or proper to be known. The creation is the Bible of the deist. He
+there reads, in the hand-writing of the Creator himself, the certainty of his
+existence, and the immutability of his power; and all other Bibles and
+Testaments are to him forgeries. The probability that we may be called to
+account hereafter, will, to reflecting minds, have the influence of belief; for
+it is not our belief or disbelief that can make or unmake the fact. As this is
+the state we are in, and which it is proper we should be in, as free agents, it
+is the fool only, and not the philosopher, nor even the prudent man, that will
+live as if there were no God.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the belief of a God is so weakened by being mixed with the strange fable of
+the Christian creed, and with the wild adventures related in the Bible, and the
+obscurity and obscene nonsense of the Testament, that the mind of man is
+bewildered as in a fog. Viewing all these things in a confused mass, he
+confounds fact with fable; and as he cannot believe all, he feels a disposition
+to reject all. But the belief of a God is a belief distinct from all other
+things, and ought not to be confounded with any. The notion of a Trinity of
+Gods has enfeebled the belief of one God. A multiplication of beliefs acts as a
+division of belief; and in proportion as anything is divided, it is weakened.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Religion, by such means, becomes a thing of form instead of fact; of notion
+instead of principle: morality is banished to make room for an imaginary thing
+called faith, and this faith has its origin in a supposed debauchery; a man is
+preached instead of a God; an execution is an object for gratitude; the
+preachers daub themselves with the blood, like a troop of assassins, and
+pretend to admire the brilliancy it gives them; they preach a humdrum sermon on
+the merits of the execution; then praise Jesus Christ for being executed, and
+condemn the Jews for doing it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A man, by hearing all this nonsense lumped and preached together, confounds the
+God of the Creation with the imagined God of the Christians, and lives as if
+there were none.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is none more
+derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man, more repugnant to reason,
+and more contradictory in itself, than this thing called Christianity. Too
+absurd for belief, too impossible to convince, and too inconsistent for
+practice, it renders the heart torpid, or produces only atheists and fanatics.
+As an engine of power, it serves the purpose of despotism; and as a means of
+wealth, the avarice of priests; but so far as respects the good of man in
+general, it leads to nothing here or hereafter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The only religion that has not been invented, and that has in it every evidence
+of divine originality, is pure and simple deism. It must have been the first
+and will probably be the last that man believes. But pure and simple deism does
+not answer the purpose of despotic governments. They cannot lay hold of
+religion as an engine but by mixing it with human inventions, and making their
+own authority a part; neither does it answer the avarice of priests, but by
+incorporating themselves and their functions with it, and becoming, like the
+government, a party in the system. It is this that forms the otherwise
+mysterious connection of church and state; the church human, and the state
+tyrannic.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Were a man impressed as fully and strongly as he ought to be with the belief of
+a God, his moral life would be regulated by the force of belief; he would stand
+in awe of God, and of himself, and would not do the thing that could not be
+concealed from either. To give this belief the full opportunity of force, it is
+necessary that it acts alone. This is deism.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But when, according to the Christian Trinitarian scheme, one part of God is
+represented by a dying man, and another part, called the Holy Ghost, by a
+flying pigeon, it is impossible that belief can attach itself to such wild
+conceits. [The book called the book of Matthew, says, (iii. 16,) that the Holy
+Ghost descended in the shape of a dove. It might as well have said a goose; the
+creatures are equally harmless, and the one is as much a nonsensical lie as the
+other. Acts, ii. 2, 3, says, that it descended in a mighty rushing wind, in the
+shape of cloven tongues: perhaps it was cloven feet. Such absurd stuff is fit
+only for tales of witches and wizards.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been the scheme of the Christian church, and of all the other invented
+systems of religion, to hold man in ignorance of the Creator, as it is of
+government to hold him in ignorance of his rights. The systems of the one are
+as false as those of the other, and are calculated for mutual support. The
+study of theology as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing;
+it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no
+authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and admits of no
+conclusion. Not any thing can be studied as a science without our being in
+possession of the principles upon which it is founded; and as this is not the
+case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Instead then of studying theology, as is now done, out of the Bible and
+Testament, the meanings of which books are always controverted, and the
+authenticity of which is disproved, it is necessary that we refer to the Bible
+of the creation. The principles we discover there are eternal, and of divine
+origin: they are the foundation of all the science that exists in the world,
+and must be the foundation of theology.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We can know God only through his works. We cannot have a conception of any one
+attribute, but by following some principle that leads to it. We have only a
+confused idea of his power, if we have not the means of comprehending something
+of its immensity. We can have no idea of his wisdom, but by knowing the order
+and manner in which it acts. The principles of science lead to this knowledge;
+for the Creator of man is the Creator of science, and it is through that medium
+that man can see God, as it were, face to face.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Could a man be placed in a situation, and endowed with power of vision to
+behold at one view, and to contemplate deliberately, the structure of the
+universe, to mark the movements of the several planets, the cause of their
+varying appearances, the unerring order in which they revolve, even to the
+remotest comet, their connection and dependence on each other, and to know the
+system of laws established by the Creator, that governs and regulates the
+whole; he would then conceive, far beyond what any church theology can teach
+him, the power, the wisdom, the vastness, the munificence of the Creator. He
+would then see that all the knowledge man has of science, and that all the
+mechanical arts by which he renders his situation comfortable here, are derived
+from that source: his mind, exalted by the scene, and convinced by the fact,
+would increase in gratitude as it increased in knowledge: his religion or his
+worship would become united with his improvement as a man: any employment he
+followed that had connection with the principles of the creation,&mdash;as
+everything of agriculture, of science, and of the mechanical arts,
+has,&mdash;would teach him more of God, and of the gratitude he owes to him,
+than any theological Christian sermon he now hears. Great objects inspire great
+thoughts; great munificence excites great gratitude; but the grovelling tales
+and doctrines of the Bible and the Testament are fit only to excite contempt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Though man cannot arrive, at least in this life, at the actual scene I have
+described, he can demonstrate it, because he has knowledge of the principles
+upon which the creation is constructed. We know that the greatest works can be
+represented in model, and that the universe can be represented by the same
+means. The same principles by which we measure an inch or an acre of ground
+will measure to millions in extent. A circle of an inch diameter has the same
+geometrical properties as a circle that would circumscribe the universe. The
+same properties of a triangle that will demonstrate upon paper the course of a
+ship, will do it on the ocean; and, when applied to what are called the
+heavenly bodies, will ascertain to a minute the time of an eclipse, though
+those bodies are millions of miles distant from us. This knowledge is of divine
+origin; and it is from the Bible of the creation that man has learned it, and
+not from the stupid Bible of the church, that teaches man nothing. [The
+Bible-makers have undertaken to give us, in the first chapter of Genesis, an
+account of the creation; and in doing this they have demonstrated nothing but
+their ignorance. They make there to have been three days and three nights,
+evenings and mornings, before there was any sun; when it is the presence or
+absence of the sun that is the cause of day and night&mdash;and what is called
+his rising and setting that of morning and evening. Besides, it is a puerile
+and pitiful idea, to suppose the Almighty to say, &ldquo;Let there be
+light.&rdquo; It is the imperative manner of speaking that a conjuror uses when
+he says to his cups and balls, Presto, be gone&mdash;and most probably has been
+taken from it, as Moses and his rod is a conjuror and his wand. Longinus calls
+this expression the sublime; and by the same rule the conjurer is sublime too;
+for the manner of speaking is expressively and grammatically the same. When
+authors and critics talk of the sublime, they see not how nearly it borders on
+the ridiculous. The sublime of the critics, like some parts of Edmund
+Burke&rsquo;s sublime and beautiful, is like a windmill just visible in a fog,
+which imagination might distort into a flying mountain, or an archangel, or a
+flock of wild geese.&mdash;Author.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All the knowledge man has of science and of machinery, by the aid of which his
+existence is rendered comfortable upon earth, and without which he would be
+scarcely distinguishable in appearance and condition from a common animal,
+comes from the great machine and structure of the universe. The constant and
+unwearied observations of our ancestors upon the movements and revolutions of
+the heavenly bodies, in what are supposed to have been the early ages of the
+world, have brought this knowledge upon earth. It is not Moses and the
+prophets, nor Jesus Christ, nor his apostles, that have done it. The Almighty
+is the great mechanic of the creation, the first philosopher, and original
+teacher of all science. Let us then learn to reverence our master, and not
+forget the labours of our ancestors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Had we, at this day, no knowledge of machinery, and were it possible that man
+could have a view, as I have before described, of the structure and machinery
+of the universe, he would soon conceive the idea of constructing some at least
+of the mechanical works we now have; and the idea so conceived would
+progressively advance in practice. Or could a model of the universe, such as is
+called an orrery, be presented before him and put in motion, his mind would
+arrive at the same idea. Such an object and such a subject would, whilst it
+improved him in knowledge useful to himself as a man and a member of society,
+as well as entertaining, afford far better matter for impressing him with a
+knowledge of, and a belief in the Creator, and of the reverence and gratitude
+that man owes to him, than the stupid texts of the Bible and the Testament,
+from which, be the talents of the preacher; what they may, only stupid sermons
+can be preached. If man must preach, let him preach something that is edifying,
+and from the texts that are known to be true.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Bible of the creation is inexhaustible in texts. Every part of science,
+whether connected with the geometry of the universe, with the systems of animal
+and vegetable life, or with the properties of inanimate matter, is a text as
+well for devotion as for philosophy&mdash;for gratitude, as for human
+improvement. It will perhaps be said, that if such a revolution in the system
+of religion takes place, every preacher ought to be a philosopher. Most
+certainly, and every house of devotion a school of science.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been by wandering from the immutable laws of science, and the light of
+reason, and setting up an invented thing called &ldquo;revealed
+religion,&rdquo; that so many wild and blasphemous conceits have been formed of
+the Almighty. The Jews have made him the assassin of the human species, to make
+room for the religion of the Jews. The Christians have made him the murderer of
+himself, and the founder of a new religion to supersede and expel the Jewish
+religion. And to find pretence and admission for these things, they must have
+supposed his power or his wisdom imperfect, or his will changeable; and the
+changeableness of the will is the imperfection of the judgement. The
+philosopher knows that the laws of the Creator have never changed, with respect
+either to the principles of science, or the properties of matter. Why then is
+it to be supposed they have changed with respect to man?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I here close the subject. I have shown in all the foregoing parts of this work
+that the Bible and Testament are impositions and forgeries; and I leave the
+evidence I have produced in proof of it to be refuted, if any one can do it;
+and I leave the ideas that are suggested in the conclusion of the work to rest
+on the mind of the reader; certain as I am that when opinions are free, either
+in matters of govemment or religion, truth will finally and powerfully prevail.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+END OF PART II
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
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+Title: The Writings of Thomas Paine, Volume IV.
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WRITINGS OF THOMAS PAINE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Norman M. Wolcott
+
+
+
+
+
+THE WRITINGS OF THOMAS PAINE
+
+By Thomas Paine
+
+
+Collected And Edited By Moncure Daniel Conway
+
+VOLUME IV.
+
+
+
+
+THE AGE OF REASON
+
+
+(1796)
+
+
+ Contents
+
+ Editor's Introduction
+
+ Part One
+ Chapter I - The Author's Profession Of Faith
+ Chapter II - Of Missions And Revelations
+ Chapter III - Concerning The Character of Jesus Christ, And His History
+ Chapter IV - Of The Bases Of Christianity
+ Chapter V - Examination In Detail Of The Preceding Bases
+ Chapter VI - Of The True Theology
+ Chapter VII - Examination Of The Old Testament
+ Chapter VIII - Of The New Testament
+ Chapter IX - In What The True Revelation Consists
+ Chapter X - Concerning God, And The Lights Cast On His Existence And
+ Attributes By The Bible
+ Chapter XI - Of The Theology Of The Christians; And The True Theology
+ Chapter XII - The Effects Of Christianism On Education; Proposed Reforms
+ Chapter XIII - Comparison Of Christianism With The Religious Ideas
+ Inspired By Nature
+ Chapter XIV - System Of The Universe
+ Chapter XV - Advantages Of The Existence Of Many Worlds In Each Solar
+ System
+ Chapter XVI - Applications Of The Preceding To The System Of The
+ Christians
+ Chapter XVII - Of The Means Employed In All Time, And Almost
+ Universally, To Deceive The Peoples
+ Recapitulation
+
+ Part Two
+ Preface
+ Chapter I - The Old Testament
+ Chapter II - The New Testament
+ Chapter III - Conclusion
+
+
+
+
+EDITOR'S INTRODUCTION
+
+WITH SOME RESULTS OF RECENT RESEARCHES.
+
+IN the opening year, 1793, when revolutionary France had beheaded its
+king, the wrath turned next upon the King of kings, by whose grace every
+tyrant claimed to reign. But eventualities had brought among them a
+great English and American heart--Thomas Paine. He had pleaded for Louis
+Capet--"Kill the king but spare the man." Now he pleaded,--"Disbelieve
+in the King of kings, but do not confuse with that idol the Father of
+Mankind!"
+
+In Paine's Preface to the Second Part of "The Age of Reason" he
+describes himself as writing the First Part near the close of the year
+1793. "I had not finished it more than six hours, in the state it has
+since appeared, before a guard came about three in the morning, with an
+order signed by the two Committees of Public Safety and Surety General,
+for putting me in arrestation." This was on the morning of December 28.
+But it is necessary to weigh the words just quoted--"in the state it has
+since appeared." For on August 5, 1794, Francois Lanthenas, in an
+appeal for Paine's liberation, wrote as follows: "I deliver to Merlin
+de Thionville a copy of the last work of T. Payne [The Age of Reason],
+formerly our colleague, and in custody since the decree excluding
+foreigners from the national representation. This book was written by
+the author in the beginning of the year '93 (old style). I undertook its
+translation before the revolution against priests, and it was published
+in French about the same time. Couthon, to whom I sent it, seemed
+offended with me for having translated this work."
+
+Under the frown of Couthon, one of the most atrocious colleagues of
+Robespierre, this early publication seems to have been so effectually
+suppressed that no copy bearing that date, 1793, can be found in France
+or elsewhere. In Paine's letter to Samuel Adams, printed in the present
+volume, he says that he had it translated into French, to stay the
+progress of atheism, and that he endangered his life "by opposing
+atheism." The time indicated by Lanthenas as that in which he submitted
+the work to Couthon would appear to be the latter part of March, 1793,
+the fury against the priesthood having reached its climax in the decrees
+against them of March 19 and 26. If the moral deformity of Couthon, even
+greater than that of his body, be remembered, and the readiness with
+which death was inflicted for the most theoretical opinion not approved
+by the "Mountain," it will appear probable that the offence given
+Couthon by Paine's book involved danger to him and his translator.
+On May 31, when the Girondins were accused, the name of Lanthenas was
+included, and he barely escaped; and on the same day Danton persuaded
+Paine not to appear in the Convention, as his life might be in danger.
+Whether this was because of the "Age of Reason," with its fling at the
+"Goddess Nature" or not, the statements of author and translator
+are harmonized by the fact that Paine prepared the manuscript, with
+considerable additions and changes, for publication in English, as he
+has stated in the Preface to Part II.
+
+A comparison of the French and English versions, sentence by sentence,
+proved to me that the translation sent by Lanthenas to Merlin de
+Thionville in 1794 is the same as that he sent to Couthon in 1793. This
+discovery was the means of recovering several interesting sentences
+of the original work. I have given as footnotes translations of such
+clauses and phrases of the French work as appeared to be important.
+Those familiar with the translations of Lanthenas need not be reminded
+that he was too much of a literalist to depart from the manuscript
+before him, and indeed he did not even venture to alter it in an
+instance (presently considered) where it was obviously needed. Nor would
+Lanthenas have omitted any of the paragraphs lacking in his translation.
+This original work was divided into seventeen chapters, and these I have
+restored, translating their headings into English. The "Age of Reason"
+is thus for the first time given to the world with nearly its original
+completeness.
+
+It should be remembered that Paine could not have read the proof of his
+"Age of Reason" (Part I.) which went through the press while he was in
+prison. To this must be ascribed the permanence of some sentences as
+abbreviated in the haste he has described. A notable instance is the
+dropping out of his estimate of Jesus the words rendered by Lanthenas
+"trop peu imite, trop oublie, trop meconnu." The addition of these
+words to Paine's tribute makes it the more notable that almost the only
+recognition of the human character and life of Jesus by any theological
+writer of that generation came from one long branded as an infidel.
+
+To the inability of the prisoner to give his work any revision must be
+attributed the preservation in it of the singular error already alluded
+to, as one that Lanthenas, but for his extreme fidelity, would have
+corrected. This is Paine's repeated mention of six planets, and
+enumeration of them, twelve years after the discovery of Uranus. Paine
+was a devoted student of astronomy, and it cannot for a moment be
+supposed that he had not participated in the universal welcome of
+Herschel's discovery. The omission of any allusion to it convinces me
+that the astronomical episode was printed from a manuscript written
+before 1781, when Uranus was discovered. Unfamiliar with French in 1793,
+Paine might not have discovered the erratum in Lanthenas' translation,
+and, having no time for copying, he would naturally use as much as
+possible of the same manuscript in preparing his work for English
+readers. But he had no opportunity of revision, and there remains an
+erratum which, if my conjecture be correct, casts a significant light
+on the paragraphs in which he alludes to the preparation of the work. He
+states that soon after his publication of "Common Sense" (1776), he "saw
+the exceeding probability that a revolution in the system of government
+would be followed by a revolution in the system of religion," and that
+"man would return to the pure, unmixed, and unadulterated belief of
+one God and no more." He tells Samuel Adams that it had long been his
+intention to publish his thoughts upon religion, and he had made a
+similar remark to John Adams in 1776. Like the Quakers among whom he
+was reared Paine could then readily use the phrase "word of God" for
+anything in the Bible which approved itself to his "inner light," and
+as he had drawn from the first Book of Samuel a divine condemnation
+of monarchy, John Adams, a Unitarian, asked him if he believed in the
+inspiration of the Old Testament. Paine replied that he did not, and
+at a later period meant to publish his views on the subject. There is
+little doubt that he wrote from time to time on religious points, during
+the American war, without publishing his thoughts, just as he worked on
+the problem of steam navigation, in which he had invented a practicable
+method (ten years before John Fitch made his discovery) without
+publishing it. At any rate it appears to me certain that the part of
+"The Age of Reason" connected with Paine's favorite science, astronomy,
+was written before 1781, when Uranus was discovered.
+
+Paine's theism, however invested with biblical and Christian
+phraseology, was a birthright. It appears clear from several allusions
+in "The Age of Reason" to the Quakers that in his early life, or
+before the middle of the eighteenth century, the people so called were
+substantially Deists. An interesting confirmation of Paine's statements
+concerning them appears as I write in an account sent by Count Leo
+Tolstoi to the London 'Times' of the Russian sect called Dukhobortsy
+(The Times, October 23, 1895). This sect sprang up in the last century,
+and the narrative says:
+
+"The first seeds of the teaching called afterwards 'Dukhoborcheskaya'
+were sown by a foreigner, a Quaker, who came to Russia. The fundamental
+idea of his Quaker teaching was that in the soul of man dwells God
+himself, and that He himself guides man by His inner word. God lives
+in nature physically and in man's soul spiritually. To Christ, as to an
+historical personage, the Dukhobortsy do not ascribe great importance...
+Christ was God's son, but only in the sense in which we call, ourselves
+'sons of God.' The purpose of Christ's sufferings was no other than to
+show us an example of suffering for truth. The Quakers who, in 1818,
+visited the Dukhobortsy, could not agree with them upon these religious
+subjects; and when they heard from them their opinion about Jesus
+Christ (that he was a man), exclaimed 'Darkness!' From the Old and New
+Testaments,' they say, 'we take only what is useful,' mostly the moral
+teaching.... The moral ideas of the Dukhobortsy are the following:--All
+men are, by nature, equal; external distinctions, whatsoever they may
+be, are worth nothing. This idea of men's equality the Dukhoborts have
+directed further, against the State authority.... Amongst themselves
+they hold subordination, and much more, a monarchical Government, to be
+contrary to their ideas."
+
+Here is an early Hicksite Quakerism carried to Russia long before the
+birth of Elias Hicks, who recovered it from Paine, to whom the American
+Quakers refused burial among them. Although Paine arraigned the union
+of Church and State, his ideal Republic was religious; it was based on
+a conception of equality based on the divine son-ship of every man. This
+faith underlay equally his burden against claims to divine partiality by
+a "Chosen People," a Priesthood, a Monarch "by the grace of God," or
+an Aristocracy. Paine's "Reason" is only an expansion of the Quaker's
+"inner light"; and the greater impression, as compared with previous
+republican and deistic writings made by his "Rights of Man" and "Age
+of Reason" (really volumes of one work), is partly explained by the
+apostolic fervor which made him a spiritual, successor of George Fox.
+
+Paine's mind was by no means skeptical, it was eminently instructive.
+That he should have waited until his fifty-seventh year before
+publishing his religious convictions was due to a desire to work out
+some positive and practicable system to take the place of that which he
+believed was crumbling. The English engineer Hall, who assisted Paine in
+making the model of his iron bridge, wrote to his friends in England,
+in 1786: "My employer has Common Sense enough to disbelieve most of the
+common systematic theories of Divinity, but does not seem to establish
+any for himself." But five years later Paine was able to lay the
+corner-stone of his temple: "With respect to religion itself, without
+regard to names, and as directing itself from the universal family of
+mankind to the 'Divine object of all adoration, it is man bringing to
+his Maker the fruits of his heart; and though those fruits may differ
+from each other like the fruits of the earth, the grateful tribute of
+every one, is accepted." ("Rights of Man." See my edition of Paine's
+Writings, ii., p. 326.) Here we have a reappearance of George Fox
+confuting the doctor in America who "denied the light and Spirit of
+God to be in every one; and affirmed that it was not in the Indians.
+Whereupon I called an Indian to us, and asked him 'whether or not, when
+he lied, or did wrong to anyone, there was not something in him that
+reproved him for it?' He said, 'There was such a thing in him that did
+so reprove him; and he was ashamed when he had done wrong, or spoken
+wrong.' So we shamed the doctor before the governor and the people."
+(Journal of George Fox, September 1672.)
+
+Paine, who coined the phrase "Religion of Humanity" (The Crisis, vii.,
+1778), did but logically defend it in "The Age of Reason," by denying a
+special revelation to any particular tribe, or divine authority in
+any particular creed of church; and the centenary of this much-abused
+publication has been celebrated by a great conservative champion of
+Church and State, Mr. Balfour, who, in his "Foundations of Belief,"
+affirms that "inspiration" cannot be denied to the great Oriental
+teachers, unless grapes may be gathered from thorns.
+
+The centenary of the complete publication of "The Age of Reason,"
+(October 25, 1795), was also celebrated at the Church Congress, Norwich,
+on October 10, 1895, when Professor Bonney, F.R.S., Canon of Manchester,
+read a paper in which he said: "I cannot deny that the increase of
+scientific knowledge has deprived parts of the earlier books of the
+Bible of the historical value which was generally attributed to them by
+our forefathers. The story of Creation in the Book of Genesis, unless we
+play fast and loose either with words or with science, cannot be brought
+into harmony with what we have learnt from geology. Its ethnological
+statements are imperfect, if not sometimes inaccurate. The stories of
+the Fall, of the Flood, and of the Tower of Babel, are incredible in
+their present form. Some historical element may underlie many of the
+traditions in the first eleven chapters in that book, but this we cannot
+hope to recover." Canon Bonney proceeded to say of the New Testament
+also, that "the Gospels are not so far as we know, strictly
+contemporaneous records, so we must admit the possibility of variations
+and even inaccuracies in details being introduced by oral tradition."
+The Canon thinks the interval too short for these importations to be
+serious, but that any question of this kind is left open proves the Age
+of Reason fully upon us. Reason alone can determine how many texts are
+as spurious as the three heavenly witnesses (i John v. 7), and like
+it "serious" enough to have cost good men their lives, and persecutors
+their charities. When men interpolate, it is because they believe their
+interpolation seriously needed. It will be seen by a note in Part II. of
+the work, that Paine calls attention to an interpolation introduced into
+the first American edition without indication of its being an editorial
+footnote. This footnote was: "The book of Luke was carried by a majority
+of one only. Vide Moshelm's Ecc. History." Dr. Priestley, then in
+America, answered Paine's work, and in quoting less than a page from the
+"Age of Reason" he made three alterations,--one of which changed "church
+mythologists" into "Christian mythologists,"--and also raised the
+editorial footnote into the text, omitting the reference to Mosheim.
+Having done this, Priestley writes: "As to the gospel of Luke being
+carried by a majority of one only, it is a legend, if not of Mr. Paine's
+own invention, of no better authority whatever." And so on with further
+castigation of the author for what he never wrote, and which he himself
+(Priestley) was the unconscious means of introducing into the text
+within the year of Paine's publication.
+
+If this could be done, unintentionally by a conscientious and exact man,
+and one not unfriendly to Paine, if such a writer as Priestley could
+make four mistakes in citing half a page, it will appear not very
+wonderful when I state that in a modern popular edition of "The Age
+of Reason," including both parts, I have noted about five hundred
+deviations from the original. These were mainly the accumulated efforts
+of friendly editors to improve Paine's grammar or spelling; some were
+misprints, or developed out of such; and some resulted from the sale
+in London of a copy of Part Second surreptitiously made from the
+manuscript. These facts add significance to Paine's footnote (itself
+altered in some editions!), in which he says: "If this has happened
+within such a short space of time, notwithstanding the aid of printing,
+which prevents the alteration of copies individually; what may not have
+happened in a much greater length of time, when there was no printing,
+and when any man who could write, could make a written copy, and call it
+an original, by Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John."
+
+Nothing appears to me more striking, as an illustration of the
+far-reaching effects of traditional prejudice, than the errors into
+which some of our ablest contemporary scholars have fallen by reason of
+their not having studied Paine. Professor Huxley, for instance, speaking
+of the freethinkers of the eighteenth century, admires the acuteness,
+common sense, wit, and the broad humanity of the best of them, but says
+"there is rarely much to be said for their work as an example of the
+adequate treatment of a grave and difficult investigation," and that
+they shared with their adversaries "to the full the fatal weakness of
+a priori philosophizing." [NOTE: Science and Christian Tradition, p.
+18 (Lon. ed., 1894).] Professor Huxley does not name Paine, evidently
+because he knows nothing about him. Yet Paine represents the
+turning-point of the historical freethinking movement; he renounced the
+'a priori' method, refused to pronounce anything impossible outside
+pure mathematics, rested everything on evidence, and really founded the
+Huxleyan school. He plagiarized by anticipation many things from the
+rationalistic leaders of our time, from Strauss and Baur (being the
+first to expatiate on "Christian Mythology"), from Renan (being the
+first to attempt recovery of the human Jesus), and notably from Huxley,
+who has repeated Paine's arguments on the untrustworthiness of the
+biblical manuscripts and canon, on the inconsistencies of the narratives
+of Christ's resurrection, and various other points. None can be more
+loyal to the memory of Huxley than the present writer, and it is even
+because of my sense of his grand leadership that he is here mentioned as
+a typical instance of the extent to which the very elect of free-thought
+may be unconsciously victimized by the phantasm with which they are
+contending. He says that Butler overthrew freethinkers of the eighteenth
+century type, but Paine was of the nineteenth century type; and it was
+precisely because of his critical method that he excited more animosity
+than his deistical predecessors. He compelled the apologists to defend
+the biblical narratives in detail, and thus implicitly acknowledge
+the tribunal of reason and knowledge to which they were summoned. The
+ultimate answer by police was a confession of judgment. A hundred years
+ago England was suppressing Paine's works, and many an honest Englishman
+has gone to prison for printing and circulating his "Age of Reason."
+The same views are now freely expressed; they are heard in the seats of
+learning, and even in the Church Congress; but the suppression of Paine,
+begun by bigotry and ignorance, is continued in the long indifference of
+the representatives of our Age of Reason to their pioneer and founder.
+It is a grievous loss to them and to their cause. It is impossible to
+understand the religious history of England, and of America, without
+studying the phases of their evolution represented in the writings
+of Thomas Paine, in the controversies that grew out of them with such
+practical accompaniments as the foundation of the Theophilanthropist
+Church in Paris and New York, and of the great rationalist wing of
+Quakerism in America.
+
+Whatever may be the case with scholars in our time, those of Paine's
+time took the "Age of Reason" very seriously indeed. Beginning with
+the learned Dr. Richard Watson, Bishop of Llandaff, a large number of
+learned men replied to Paine's work, and it became a signal for the
+commencement of those concessions, on the part of theology, which have
+continued to our time; and indeed the so-called "Broad Church" is to
+some extent an outcome of "The Age of Reason." It would too much enlarge
+this Introduction to cite here the replies made to Paine (thirty-six are
+catalogued in the British Museum), but it may be remarked that they
+were notably free, as a rule, from the personalities that raged in
+the pulpits. I must venture to quote one passage from his very learned
+antagonist, the Rev. Gilbert Wakefield, B.A., "late Fellow of Jesus
+College, Cambridge." Wakefield, who had resided in London during all the
+Paine panic, and was well acquainted with the slanders uttered against
+the author of "Rights of Man," indirectly brands them in answering
+Paine's argument that the original and traditional unbelief of the Jews,
+among whom the alleged miracles were wrought, is an important evidence
+against them. The learned divine writes:
+
+"But the subject before us admits of further illustration from the
+example of Mr. Paine himself. In this country, where his opposition to
+the corruptions of government has raised him so many adversaries,
+and such a swarm of unprincipled hirelings have exerted themselves in
+blackening his character and in misrepresenting all the transactions
+and incidents of his life, will it not be a most difficult, nay an
+impossible task, for posterity, after a lapse of 1700 years, if such a
+wreck of modern literature as that of the ancient, should intervene, to
+identify the real circumstances, moral and civil, of the man? And will
+a true historian, such as the Evangelists, be credited at that future
+period against such a predominant incredulity, without large and
+mighty accessions of collateral attestation? And how transcendently
+extraordinary, I had almost said miraculous, will it be estimated
+by candid and reasonable minds, that a writer whose object was a
+melioration of condition to the common people, and their deliverance
+from oppression, poverty, wretchedness, to the numberless blessings of
+upright and equal government, should be reviled, persecuted, and burned
+in effigy, with every circumstance of insult and execration, by these
+very objects of his benevolent intentions, in every corner of the
+kingdom?" After the execution of Louis XVI., for whose life Paine
+pleaded so earnestly,--while in England he was denounced as an
+accomplice in the deed,--he devoted himself to the preparation of a
+Constitution, and also to gathering up his religious compositions and
+adding to them. This manuscript I suppose to have been prepared in what
+was variously known as White's Hotel or Philadelphia House, in Paris,
+No. 7 Passage des Petits Peres. This compilation of early and fresh
+manuscripts (if my theory be correct) was labelled, "The Age of Reason,"
+and given for translation to Francois Lanthenas in March 1793. It is
+entered, in Qudrard (La France Literaire) under the year 1793, but with
+the title "L'Age de la Raison" instead of that which it bore in
+1794, "Le Siecle de la Raison." The latter, printed "Au Burcau de
+l'imprimerie, rue du Theatre-Francais, No. 4," is said to be by "Thomas
+Paine, Citoyen et cultivateur de l'Amerique septentrionale, secretaire
+du Congres du departement des affaires etrangeres pendant la guerre
+d'Amerique, et auteur des ouvrages intitules: LA SENS COMMUN et LES
+DROITS DE L'HOMME."
+
+When the Revolution was advancing to increasing terrors, Paine,
+unwilling to participate in the decrees of a Convention whose sole legal
+function was to frame a Constitution, retired to an old mansion
+and garden in the Faubourg St. Denis, No. 63. Mr. J.G. Alger, whose
+researches in personal details connected with the Revolution are
+original and useful, recently showed me in the National Archives
+at Paris, some papers connected with the trial of Georgeit, Paine's
+landlord, by which it appears that the present No. 63 is not, as I had
+supposed, the house in which Paine resided. Mr. Alger accompanied me to
+the neighborhood, but we were not able to identify the house. The
+arrest of Georgeit is mentioned by Paine in his essay on "Forgetfulness"
+(Writings, iii., 319). When his trial came on one of the charges was
+that he had kept in his house "Paine and other Englishmen,"--Paine
+being then in prison,--but he (Georgeit) was acquitted of the paltry
+accusations brought against him by his Section, the "Faubourg du Nord."
+This Section took in the whole east side of the Faubourg St. Denis,
+whereas the present No. 63 is on the west side. After Georgeit (or
+Georger) had been arrested, Paine was left alone in the large mansion
+(said by Rickman to have been once the hotel of Madame de Pompadour),
+and it would appear, by his account, that it was after the execution
+(October 31, 1793) Of his friends the Girondins, and political comrades,
+that he felt his end at hand, and set about his last literary bequest
+to the world,--"The Age of Reason,"--in the state in which it has since
+appeared, as he is careful to say. There was every probability, during
+the months in which he wrote (November and December 1793) that he would
+be executed. His religious testament was prepared with the blade of
+the guillotine suspended over him,--a fact which did not deter pious
+mythologists from portraying his death-bed remorse for having written
+the book.
+
+In editing Part I. of "The Age of Reason," I follow closely the first
+edition, which was printed by Barrois in Paris from the manuscript, no
+doubt under the superintendence of Joel Barlow, to whom Paine, on
+his way to the Luxembourg, had confided it. Barlow was an American
+ex-clergyman, a speculator on whose career French archives cast an
+unfavorable light, and one cannot be certain that no liberties were
+taken with Paine's proofs.
+
+I may repeat here what I have stated in the outset of my editorial work
+on Paine that my rule is to correct obvious misprints, and also any
+punctuation which seems to render the sense less clear. And to that I
+will now add that in following Paine's quotations from the Bible I have
+adopted the Plan now generally used in place of his occasionally too
+extended writing out of book, chapter, and verse.
+
+Paine was imprisoned in the Luxembourg on December 28, 1793, and
+released on November 4, 1794. His liberation was secured by his old
+friend, James Monroe (afterwards President), who had succeeded his
+(Paine's) relentless enemy, Gouverneur Morris, as American Minister in
+Paris. He was found by Monroe more dead than alive from semi-starvation,
+cold, and an abscess contracted in prison, and taken to the Minister's
+own residence. It was not supposed that he could survive, and he owed
+his life to the tender care of Mr. and Mrs. Monroe. It was while thus
+a prisoner in his room, with death still hovering over him, that Paine
+wrote Part Second of "The Age of Reason."
+
+The work was published in London by H.D. Symonds on October 25, 1795,
+and claimed to be "from the Author's manuscript." It is marked as
+"Entered at Stationers Hall," and prefaced by an apologetic note of
+"The Bookseller to the Public," whose commonplaces about avoiding both
+prejudice and partiality, and considering "both sides," need not be
+quoted. While his volume was going through the press in Paris, Paine
+heard of the publication in London, which drew from him the following
+hurried note to a London publisher, no doubt Daniel Isaacs Eaton:
+
+"SIR,--I have seen advertised in the London papers the second Edition
+[part] of the Age of Reason, printed, the advertisement says, from the
+Author's Manuscript, and entered at Stationers Hall. I have never sent
+any manuscript to any person. It is therefore a forgery to say it is
+printed from the author's manuscript; and I suppose is done to give the
+Publisher a pretence of Copy Right, which he has no title to.
+
+"I send you a printed copy, which is the only one I have sent to London.
+I wish you to make a cheap edition of it. I know not by what means any
+copy has got over to London. If any person has made a manuscript copy
+I have no doubt but it is full of errors. I wish you would talk to Mr.
+----- upon this subject as I wish to know by what means this trick has
+been played, and from whom the publisher has got possession of any copy.
+
+"T. PAINE.
+
+"PARIS, December 4, 1795"
+
+Eaton's cheap edition appeared January 1, 1796, with the above letter on
+the reverse of the title. The blank in the note was probably "Symonds"
+in the original, and possibly that publisher was imposed upon. Eaton,
+already in trouble for printing one of Paine's political pamphlets, fled
+to America, and an edition of the "Age of Reason" was issued under a new
+title; no publisher appears; it is said to be "printed for, and sold by
+all the Booksellers in Great Britain and Ireland." It is also said to
+be "By Thomas Paine, author of several remarkable performances." I have
+never found any copy of this anonymous edition except the one in my
+possession. It is evidently the edition which was suppressed by the
+prosecution of Williams for selling a copy of it.
+
+A comparison with Paine's revised edition reveals a good many clerical
+and verbal errors in Symonds, though few that affect the sense. The
+worst are in the preface, where, instead of "1793," the misleading
+date "1790" is given as the year at whose close Paine completed Part
+First,--an error that spread far and wide and was fastened on by his
+calumnious American "biographer," Cheetham, to prove his inconsistency.
+The editors have been fairly demoralized by, and have altered in
+different ways, the following sentence of the preface in Symonds: "The
+intolerant spirit of religious persecution had transferred itself into
+politics; the tribunals, styled Revolutionary, supplied the place of the
+Inquisition; and the Guillotine of the State outdid the Fire and Faggot
+of the Church." The rogue who copied this little knew the care with
+which Paine weighed words, and that he would never call persecution
+"religious," nor connect the guillotine with the "State," nor concede
+that with all its horrors it had outdone the history of fire and faggot.
+What Paine wrote was: "The intolerant spirit of church persecution had
+transferred itself into politics; the tribunals, styled Revolutionary,
+supplied the place of an Inquisition and the Guillotine, of the Stake."
+
+An original letter of Paine, in the possession of Joseph Cowen, ex-M.P.,
+which that gentleman permits me to bring to light, besides being one
+of general interest makes clear the circumstances of the original
+publication. Although the name of the correspondent does not appear on
+the letter, it was certainly written to Col. John Fellows of New
+York, who copyrighted Part I. of the "Age of Reason." He published the
+pamphlets of Joel Barlow, to whom Paine confided his manuscript on his
+way to prison. Fellows was afterwards Paine's intimate friend in New
+York, and it was chiefly due to him that some portions of the author's
+writings, left in manuscript to Madame Bonneville while she was a
+freethinker were rescued from her devout destructiveness after her
+return to Catholicism. The letter which Mr. Cowen sends me, is dated at
+Paris, January 20, 1797.
+
+"SIR,--Your friend Mr. Caritat being on the point of his departure for
+America, I make it the opportunity of writing to you. I received two
+letters from you with some pamphlets a considerable time past, in which
+you inform me of your entering a copyright of the first part of the Age
+of Reason: when I return to America we will settle for that matter.
+
+"As Doctor Franklin has been my intimate friend for thirty years past
+you will naturally see the reason of my continuing the connection with
+his grandson. I printed here (Paris) about fifteen thousand of the
+second part of the Age of Reason, which I sent to Mr. F[ranklin] Bache.
+I gave him notice of it in September 1795 and the copy-right by my
+own direction was entered by him. The books did not arrive till April
+following, but he had advertised it long before.
+
+"I sent to him in August last a manuscript letter of about 70 pages,
+from me to Mr. Washington to be printed in a pamphlet. Mr. Barnes of
+Philadelphia carried the letter from me over to London to be forwarded
+to America. It went by the ship Hope, Cap: Harley, who since his return
+from America told me that he put it into the post office at New York for
+Bache. I have yet no certain account of its publication. I mention this
+that the letter may be enquired after, in case it has not been published
+or has not arrived to Mr. Bache. Barnes wrote to me, from London 29
+August informing me that he was offered three hundred pounds sterling
+for the manuscript. The offer was refused because it was my intention it
+should not appear till it appeared in America, as that, and not England
+was the place for its operation.
+
+"You ask me by your letter to Mr. Caritat for a list of my several
+works, in order to publish a collection of them. This is an undertaking
+I have always reserved for myself. It not only belongs to me of right,
+but nobody but myself can do it; and as every author is accountable (at
+least in reputation) for his works, he only is the person to do it. If
+he neglects it in his life-time the case is altered. It is my intention
+to return to America in the course of the present year. I shall then
+[do] it by subscription, with historical notes. As this work will employ
+many persons in different parts of the Union, I will confer with you
+upon the subject, and such part of it as will suit you to
+undertake, will be at your choice. I have sustained so much loss, by
+disinterestedness and inattention to money matters, and by accidents,
+that I am obliged to look closer to my affairs than I have done. The
+printer (an Englishman) whom I employed here to print the second part
+of 'the Age of Reason' made a manuscript copy of the work while he was
+printing it, which he sent to London and sold. It was by this means that
+an edition of it came out in London.
+
+"We are waiting here for news from America of the state of the federal
+elections. You will have heard long before this reaches you that the
+French government has refused to receive Mr. Pinckney as minister. While
+Mr. Monroe was minister he had the opportunity of softening matters with
+this government, for he was in good credit with them tho' they were in
+high indignation at the infidelity of the Washington Administration.
+It is time that Mr. Washington retire, for he has played off so much
+prudent hypocrisy between France and England that neither government
+believes anything he says.
+
+"Your friend, etc.,
+
+"THOMAS PAINE."
+
+It would appear that Symonds' stolen edition must have got ahead of that
+sent by Paine to Franklin Bache, for some of its errors continue in
+all modern American editions to the present day, as well as in those of
+England. For in England it was only the shilling edition--that
+revised by Paine--which was suppressed. Symonds, who ministered to the
+half-crown folk, and who was also publisher of replies to Paine, was
+left undisturbed about his pirated edition, and the new Society for the
+suppression of Vice and Immorality fastened on one Thomas Williams, who
+sold pious tracts but was also convicted (June 24, 1797) of having sold
+one copy of the "Age of Reason." Erskine, who had defended Paine at his
+trial for the "Rights of Man," conducted the prosecution of Williams.
+He gained the victory from a packed jury, but was not much elated by
+it, especially after a certain adventure on his way to Lincoln's Inn. He
+felt his coat clutched and beheld at his feet a woman bathed in tears.
+She led him into the small book-shop of Thomas Williams, not yet called
+up for judgment, and there he beheld his victim stitching tracts in a
+wretched little room, where there were three children, two suffering
+with Smallpox. He saw that it would be ruin and even a sort of murder to
+take away to prison the husband, who was not a freethinker, and lamented
+his publication of the book, and a meeting of the Society which had
+retained him was summoned. There was a full meeting, the Bishop of
+London (Porteus) in the chair. Erskine reminded them that Williams was
+yet to be brought up for sentence, described the scene he had witnessed,
+and Williams' penitence, and, as the book was now suppressed, asked
+permission to move for a nominal sentence. Mercy, he urged, was a part
+of the Christianity they were defending. Not one of the Society took his
+side,--not even "philanthropic" Wilberforce--and Erskine threw up his
+brief. This action of Erskine led the Judge to give Williams only a year
+in prison instead of the three he said had been intended.
+
+While Williams was in prison the orthodox colporteurs were circulating
+Erskine's speech on Christianity, but also an anonymous sermon "On the
+Existence and Attributes of the Deity," all of which was from Paine's
+"Age of Reason," except a brief "Address to the Deity" appended.
+This picturesque anomaly was repeated in the circulation of Paine's
+"Discourse to the Theophilanthropists" (their and the author's names
+removed) under the title of "Atheism Refuted." Both of these pamphlets
+are now before me, and beside them a London tract of one page just sent
+for my spiritual benefit. This is headed "A Word of Caution." It begins
+by mentioning the "pernicious doctrines of Paine," the first being "that
+there is No GOD" (sic,) then proceeds to adduce evidences of divine
+existence taken from Paine's works. It should be added that this one
+dingy page is the only "survival" of the ancient Paine effigy in the
+tract form which I have been able to find in recent years, and to this
+no Society or Publisher's name is attached.
+
+The imprisonment of Williams was the beginning of a thirty years' war
+for religious liberty in England, in the course of which occurred many
+notable events, such as Eaton receiving homage in his pillory at Choring
+Cross, and the whole Carlile family imprisoned,--its head imprisoned
+more than nine years for publishing the "Age of Reason." This last
+victory of persecution was suicidal. Gentlemen of wealth, not adherents
+of Paine, helped in setting Carlile up in business in Fleet Street,
+where free-thinking publications have since been sold without
+interruption. But though Liberty triumphed in one sense, the "Age of
+Reason." remained to some extent suppressed among those whose attention
+it especially merited. Its original prosecution by a Society for the
+Suppression of Vice (a device to, relieve the Crown) amounted to a libel
+upon a morally clean book, restricting its perusal in families; and the
+fact that the shilling book sold by and among humble people was alone
+prosecuted, diffused among the educated an equally false notion that the
+"Age of Reason" was vulgar and illiterate. The theologians, as we
+have seen, estimated more justly the ability of their antagonist,
+the collaborator of Franklin, Rittenhouse, and Clymer, on whom the
+University of Pennsylvania had conferred the degree of Master of
+Arts,--but the gentry confused Paine with the class described by Burke
+as "the swinish multitude." Skepticism, or its free utterance, was
+temporarily driven out of polite circles by its complication with the
+out-lawed vindicator of the "Rights of Man." But that long combat has
+now passed away. Time has reduced the "Age of Reason" from a flag of
+popular radicalism to a comparatively conservative treatise, so far as
+its negations are concerned. An old friend tells me that in his youth
+he heard a sermon in which the preacher declared that "Tom Paine was
+so wicked that he could not be buried; his bones were thrown into a box
+which was bandied about the world till it came to a button-manufacturer;
+and now Paine is travelling round the world in the form of buttons!"
+This variant of the Wandering Jew myth may now be regarded as
+unconscious homage to the author whose metaphorical bones may be
+recognized in buttons now fashionable, and some even found useful in
+holding clerical vestments together.
+
+But the careful reader will find in Paine's "Age of Reason" something
+beyond negations, and in conclusion I will especially call attention to
+the new departure in Theism indicated in a passage corresponding to a
+famous aphorism of Kant, indicated by a note in Part II. The discovery
+already mentioned, that Part I. was written at least fourteen years
+before Part II., led me to compare the two; and it is plain that while
+the earlier work is an amplification of Newtonian Deism, based on the
+phenomena of planetary motion, the work of 1795 bases belief in God on
+"the universal display of himself in the works of the creation and by
+that repugnance we feel in ourselves to bad actions, and disposition
+to do good ones." This exaltation of the moral nature of man to be the
+foundation of theistic religion, though now familiar, was a hundred
+years ago a new affirmation; it has led on a conception of deity
+subversive of last-century deism, it has steadily humanized religion,
+and its ultimate philosophical and ethical results have not yet been
+reached.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I - THE AUTHOR'S PROFESSION OF FAITH.
+
+IT has been my intention, for several years past, to publish my thoughts
+upon religion; I am well aware of the difficulties that attend the
+subject, and from that consideration, had reserved it to a more advanced
+period of life. I intended it to be the last offering I should make to
+my fellow-citizens of all nations, and that at a time when the purity of
+the motive that induced me to it could not admit of a question, even by
+those who might disapprove the work.
+
+The circumstance that has now taken place in France, of the total
+abolition of the whole national order of priesthood, and of everything
+appertaining to compulsive systems of religion, and compulsive articles
+of faith, has not only precipitated my intention, but rendered a work
+of this kind exceedingly necessary, lest, in the general wreck of
+superstition, of false systems of government, and false theology, we
+lose sight of morality, of humanity, and of the theology that is true.
+
+As several of my colleagues, and others of my fellow-citizens of France,
+have given me the example of making their voluntary and individual
+profession of faith, I also will make mine; and I do this with all that
+sincerity and frankness with which the mind of man communicates with
+itself.
+
+I believe in one God, and no more; and I hope for happiness beyond this
+life.
+
+I believe the equality of man, and I believe that religious duties
+consist in doing justice, loving mercy, and endeavoring to make our
+fellow-creatures happy.
+
+But, lest it should be supposed that I believe many other things in
+addition to these, I shall, in the progress of this work, declare the
+things I do not believe, and my reasons for not believing them.
+
+I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by
+the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the
+Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my
+own church.
+
+All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or
+Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify
+and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
+
+I do not mean by this declaration to condemn those who believe
+otherwise; they have the same right to their belief as I have to
+mine. But it is necessary to the happiness of man, that he be mentally
+faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in
+disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not
+believe.
+
+It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express
+it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far
+corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe
+his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared
+himself for the commission of every other crime. He takes up the trade
+of a priest for the sake of gain, and, in order to qualify himself for
+that trade, he begins with a perjury. Can we conceive anything more
+destructive to morality than this?
+
+Soon after I had published the pamphlet COMMON SENSE, in America, I saw
+the exceeding probability that a revolution in the system of government
+would be followed by a revolution in the system of religion. The
+adulterous connection of church and state, wherever it had taken place,
+whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, had so effectually prohibited, by
+pains and penalties, every discussion upon established creeds, and upon
+first principles of religion, that until the system of government should
+be changed, those subjects could not be brought fairly and openly before
+the world; but that whenever this should be done, a revolution in the
+system of religion would follow. Human inventions and priest-craft
+would be detected; and man would return to the pure, unmixed, and
+unadulterated belief of one God, and no more.
+
+CHAPTER II - OF MISSIONS AND REVELATIONS.
+
+EVERY national church or religion has established itself by pretending
+some special mission from God, communicated to certain individuals. The
+Jews have their Moses; the Christians their Jesus Christ, their apostles
+and saints; and the Turks their Mahomet; as if the way to God was not
+open to every man alike.
+
+Each of those churches shows certain books, which they call revelation,
+or the Word of God. The Jews say that their Word of God was given by God
+to Moses face to face; the Christians say, that their Word of God came
+by divine inspiration; and the Turks say, that their Word of God (the
+Koran) was brought by an angel from heaven. Each of those churches
+accuses the other of unbelief; and, for my own part, I disbelieve them
+all.
+
+As it is necessary to affix right ideas to words, I will, before I
+proceed further into the subject, offer some observations on the word
+'revelation.' Revelation when applied to religion, means something
+communicated immediately from God to man.
+
+No one will deny or dispute the power of the Almighty to make such a
+communication if he pleases. But admitting, for the sake of a case, that
+something has been revealed to a certain person, and not revealed to any
+other person, it is revelation to that person only. When he tells it to
+a second person, a second to a third, a third to a fourth, and so on, it
+ceases to be a revelation to all those persons. It is revelation to the
+first person only, and hearsay to every other, and, consequently, they
+are not obliged to believe it.
+
+It is a contradiction in terms and ideas to call anything a revelation
+that comes to us at second hand, either verbally or in writing.
+Revelation is necessarily limited to the first communication. After
+this, it is only an account of something which that person says was
+a revelation made to him; and though he may find himself obliged to
+believe it, it cannot be incumbent on me to believe it in the same
+manner, for it was not a revelation made to me, and I have only his word
+for it that it was made to him.
+
+When Moses told the children of Israel that he received the two tables
+of the commandments from the hand of God, they were not obliged to
+believe him, because they had no other authority for it than his telling
+them so; and I have no other authority for it than some historian
+telling me so, the commandments carrying no internal evidence of
+divinity with them. They contain some good moral precepts such as any
+man qualified to be a lawgiver or a legislator could produce himself,
+without having recourse to supernatural intervention. [NOTE: It is,
+however, necessary to except the declamation which says that God 'visits
+the sins of the fathers upon the children'. This is contrary to every
+principle of moral justice.--Author.]
+
+When I am told that the Koran was written in Heaven, and brought to
+Mahomet by an angel, the account comes to near the same kind of hearsay
+evidence and second hand authority as the former. I did not see the
+angel myself, and therefore I have a right not to believe it.
+
+When also I am told that a woman, called the Virgin Mary, said, or gave
+out, that she was with child without any cohabitation with a man, and
+that her betrothed husband, Joseph, said that an angel told him so, I
+have a right to believe them or not: such a circumstance required a
+much stronger evidence than their bare word for it: but we have not even
+this; for neither Joseph nor Mary wrote any such matter themselves.
+It is only reported by others that they said so. It is hearsay upon
+hearsay, and I do not chose to rest my belief upon such evidence.
+
+It is, however, not difficult to account for the credit that was given
+to the story of Jesus Christ being the Son of God. He was born when the
+heathen mythology had still some fashion and repute in the world, and
+that mythology had prepared the people for the belief of such a story.
+Almost all the extraordinary men that lived under the heathen mythology
+were reputed to be the sons of some of their gods. It was not a new
+thing at that time to believe a man to have been celestially begotten;
+the intercourse of gods with women was then a matter of familiar
+opinion. Their Jupiter, according to their accounts, had cohabited with
+hundreds; the story therefore had nothing in it either new, wonderful,
+or obscene; it was conformable to the opinions that then prevailed among
+the people called Gentiles, or mythologists, and it was those people
+only that believed it. The Jews, who had kept strictly to the belief of
+one God, and no more, and who had always rejected the heathen mythology,
+never credited the story.
+
+It is curious to observe how the theory of what is called the Christian
+Church, sprung out of the tail of the heathen mythology. A direct
+incorporation took place in the first instance, by making the reputed
+founder to be celestially begotten. The trinity of gods that then
+followed was no other than a reduction of the former plurality, which
+was about twenty or thirty thousand. The statue of Mary succeeded the
+statue of Diana of Ephesus. The deification of heroes changed into the
+canonization of saints. The Mythologists had gods for everything; the
+Christian Mythologists had saints for everything. The church became as
+crowded with the one, as the pantheon had been with the other; and Rome
+was the place of both. The Christian theory is little else than the
+idolatry of the ancient mythologists, accommodated to the purposes
+of power and revenue; and it yet remains to reason and philosophy to
+abolish the amphibious fraud.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III - CONCERNING THE CHARACTER OF JESUS CHRIST, AND HIS HISTORY.
+
+NOTHING that is here said can apply, even with the most distant
+disrespect, to the real character of Jesus Christ. He was a virtuous and
+an amiable man. The morality that he preached and practiced was of the
+most benevolent kind; and though similar systems of morality had been
+preached by Confucius, and by some of the Greek philosophers, many years
+before, by the Quakers since, and by many good men in all ages, it has
+not been exceeded by any.
+
+Jesus Christ wrote no account of himself, of his birth, parentage, or
+anything else. Not a line of what is called the New Testament is of his
+writing. The history of him is altogether the work of other people; and
+as to the account given of his resurrection and ascension, it was the
+necessary counterpart to the story of his birth. His historians, having
+brought him into the world in a supernatural manner, were obliged to
+take him out again in the same manner, or the first part of the story
+must have fallen to the ground.
+
+The wretched contrivance with which this latter part is told, exceeds
+everything that went before it. The first part, that of the miraculous
+conception, was not a thing that admitted of publicity; and therefore
+the tellers of this part of the story had this advantage, that though
+they might not be credited, they could not be detected. They could not
+be expected to prove it, because it was not one of those things that
+admitted of proof, and it was impossible that the person of whom it was
+told could prove it himself.
+
+But the resurrection of a dead person from the grave, and his ascension
+through the air, is a thing very different, as to the evidence it admits
+of, to the invisible conception of a child in the womb. The resurrection
+and ascension, supposing them to have taken place, admitted of public
+and ocular demonstration, like that of the ascension of a balloon, or
+the sun at noon day, to all Jerusalem at least. A thing which everybody
+is required to believe, requires that the proof and evidence of it
+should be equal to all, and universal; and as the public visibility of
+this last related act was the only evidence that could give sanction
+to the former part, the whole of it falls to the ground, because that
+evidence never was given. Instead of this, a small number of persons,
+not more than eight or nine, are introduced as proxies for the whole
+world, to say they saw it, and all the rest of the world are called
+upon to believe it. But it appears that Thomas did not believe the
+resurrection; and, as they say, would not believe without having ocular
+and manual demonstration himself. So neither will I; and the reason is
+equally as good for me, and for every other person, as for Thomas.
+
+It is in vain to attempt to palliate or disguise this matter. The story,
+so far as relates to the supernatural part, has every mark of fraud and
+imposition stamped upon the face of it. Who were the authors of it is
+as impossible for us now to know, as it is for us to be assured that the
+books in which the account is related were written by the persons whose
+names they bear. The best surviving evidence we now have respecting this
+affair is the Jews. They are regularly descended from the people who
+lived in the time this resurrection and ascension is said to have
+happened, and they say 'it is not true.' It has long appeared to me a
+strange inconsistency to cite the Jews as a proof of the truth of the
+story. It is just the same as if a man were to say, I will prove the
+truth of what I have told you, by producing the people who say it is
+false.
+
+That such a person as Jesus Christ existed, and that he was crucified,
+which was the mode of execution at that day, are historical relations
+strictly within the limits of probability. He preached most excellent
+morality, and the equality of man; but he preached also against the
+corruptions and avarice of the Jewish priests, and this brought upon
+him the hatred and vengeance of the whole order of priest-hood. The
+accusation which those priests brought against him was that of sedition
+and conspiracy against the Roman government, to which the Jews were
+then subject and tributary; and it is not improbable that the Roman
+government might have some secret apprehension of the effects of his
+doctrine as well as the Jewish priests; neither is it improbable that
+Jesus Christ had in contemplation the delivery of the Jewish nation
+from the bondage of the Romans. Between the two, however, this virtuous
+reformer and revolutionist lost his life. [NOTE: The French work has
+here: "However this may be, for one or the other of these suppositions
+this virtuous reformer, this revolutionist, too little imitated,
+too much forgotten, too much misunderstood, lost his life."--Editor.
+(Conway)]
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV - OF THE BASES OF CHRISTIANITY.
+
+IT is upon this plain narrative of facts, together with another case I
+am going to mention, that the Christian mythologists, calling themselves
+the Christian Church, have erected their fable, which for absurdity
+and extravagance is not exceeded by anything that is to be found in the
+mythology of the ancients.
+
+The ancient mythologists tell us that the race of Giants made war
+against Jupiter, and that one of them threw a hundred rocks against him
+at one throw; that Jupiter defeated him with thunder, and confined
+him afterwards under Mount Etna; and that every time the Giant turns
+himself, Mount Etna belches fire. It is here easy to see that the
+circumstance of the mountain, that of its being a volcano, suggested the
+idea of the fable; and that the fable is made to fit and wind itself up
+with that circumstance.
+
+The Christian mythologists tell that their Satan made war against the
+Almighty, who defeated him, and confined him afterwards, not under a
+mountain, but in a pit. It is here easy to see that the first fable
+suggested the idea of the second; for the fable of Jupiter and the
+Giants was told many hundred years before that of Satan.
+
+Thus far the ancient and the Christian mythologists differ very little
+from each other. But the latter have contrived to carry the matter much
+farther. They have contrived to connect the fabulous part of the story
+of Jesus Christ with the fable originating from Mount Etna; and, in
+order to make all the parts of the story tie together, they have taken
+to their aid the traditions of the Jews; for the Christian mythology is
+made up partly from the ancient mythology, and partly from the Jewish
+traditions.
+
+The Christian mythologists, after having confined Satan in a pit, were
+obliged to let him out again to bring on the sequel of the fable. He is
+then introduced into the garden of Eden in the shape of a snake, or a
+serpent, and in that shape he enters into familiar conversation with
+Eve, who is no ways surprised to hear a snake talk; and the issue of
+this tete-a-tate is, that he persuades her to eat an apple, and the
+eating of that apple damns all mankind.
+
+After giving Satan this triumph over the whole creation, one would have
+supposed that the church mythologists would have been kind enough to
+send him back again to the pit, or, if they had not done this, that they
+would have put a mountain upon him, (for they say that their faith
+can remove a mountain) or have put him under a mountain, as the former
+mythologists had done, to prevent his getting again among the women,
+and doing more mischief. But instead of this, they leave him at large,
+without even obliging him to give his parole. The secret of which is,
+that they could not do without him; and after being at the trouble of
+making him, they bribed him to stay. They promised him ALL the Jews, ALL
+the Turks by anticipation, nine-tenths of the world beside, and Mahomet
+into the bargain. After this, who can doubt the bountifulness of the
+Christian Mythology?
+
+Having thus made an insurrection and a battle in heaven, in which none
+of the combatants could be either killed or wounded--put Satan into
+the pit--let him out again--given him a triumph over the whole
+creation--damned all mankind by the eating of an apple, there Christian
+mythologists bring the two ends of their fable together. They represent
+this virtuous and amiable man, Jesus Christ, to be at once both God and
+man, and also the Son of God, celestially begotten, on purpose to be
+sacrificed, because they say that Eve in her longing [NOTE: The French
+work has: "yielding to an unrestrained appetite."--Editor.] had eaten an
+apple.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V - EXAMINATION IN DETAIL OF THE PRECEDING BASES.
+
+PUTTING aside everything that might excite laughter by its absurdity,
+or detestation by its profaneness, and confining ourselves merely to
+an examination of the parts, it is impossible to conceive a story more
+derogatory to the Almighty, more inconsistent with his wisdom, more
+contradictory to his power, than this story is.
+
+In order to make for it a foundation to rise upon, the inventors were
+under the necessity of giving to the being whom they call Satan a power
+equally as great, if not greater, than they attribute to the Almighty.
+They have not only given him the power of liberating himself from
+the pit, after what they call his fall, but they have made that power
+increase afterwards to infinity. Before this fall they represent him
+only as an angel of limited existence, as they represent the rest.
+After his fall, he becomes, by their account, omnipresent. He exists
+everywhere, and at the same time. He occupies the whole immensity of
+space.
+
+Not content with this deification of Satan, they represent him as
+defeating by stratagem, in the shape of an animal of the creation,
+all the power and wisdom of the Almighty. They represent him as having
+compelled the Almighty to the direct necessity either of surrendering
+the whole of the creation to the government and sovereignty of this
+Satan, or of capitulating for its redemption by coming down upon earth,
+and exhibiting himself upon a cross in the shape of a man.
+
+Had the inventors of this story told it the contrary way, that is, had
+they represented the Almighty as compelling Satan to exhibit himself
+on a cross in the shape of a snake, as a punishment for his
+new transgression, the story would have been less absurd, less
+contradictory. But, instead of this they make the transgressor triumph,
+and the Almighty fall.
+
+That many good men have believed this strange fable, and lived very good
+lives under that belief (for credulity is not a crime) is what I have no
+doubt of. In the first place, they were educated to believe it, and they
+would have believed anything else in the same manner. There are also
+many who have been so enthusiastically enraptured by what they conceived
+to be the infinite love of God to man, in making a sacrifice of himself,
+that the vehemence of the idea has forbidden and deterred them from
+examining into the absurdity and profaneness of the story. The more
+unnatural anything is, the more is it capable of becoming the object
+of dismal admiration. [NOTE: The French work has "blind and" preceding
+dismal.--Editor.]
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI - OF THE TRUE THEOLOGY.
+
+BUT if objects for gratitude and admiration are our desire, do they not
+present themselves every hour to our eyes? Do we not see a fair creation
+prepared to receive us the instant we are born--a world furnished to our
+hands, that cost us nothing? Is it we that light up the sun; that pour
+down the rain; and fill the earth with abundance? Whether we sleep
+or wake, the vast machinery of the universe still goes on. Are these
+things, and the blessings they indicate in future, nothing to, us? Can
+our gross feelings be excited by no other subjects than tragedy and
+suicide? Or is the gloomy pride of man become so intolerable, that
+nothing can flatter it but a sacrifice of the Creator?
+
+I know that this bold investigation will alarm many, but it would be
+paying too great a compliment to their credulity to forbear it on that
+account. The times and the subject demand it to be done. The suspicion
+that the theory of what is called the Christian church is fabulous, is
+becoming very extensive in all countries; and it will be a consolation
+to men staggering under that suspicion, and doubting what to believe and
+what to disbelieve, to see the subject freely investigated. I therefore
+pass on to an examination of the books called the Old and the New
+Testament.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII - EXAMINATION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT.
+
+THESE books, beginning with Genesis and ending with Revelations, (which,
+by the bye, is a book of riddles that requires a revelation to explain
+it) are, we are told, the word of God. It is, therefore, proper for
+us to know who told us so, that we may know what credit to give to the
+report. The answer to this question is, that nobody can tell, except
+that we tell one another so. The case, however, historically appears to
+be as follows:
+
+When the church mythologists established their system, they collected
+all the writings they could find, and managed them as they pleased. It
+is a matter altogether of uncertainty to us whether such of the writings
+as now appear under the name of the Old and the New Testament, are in
+the same state in which those collectors say they found them; or whether
+they added, altered, abridged, or dressed them up.
+
+Be this as it may, they decided by vote which of the books out of the
+collection they had made, should be the WORD OF GOD, and which should
+not. They rejected several; they voted others to be doubtful, such as
+the books called the Apocrypha; and those books which had a majority of
+votes, were voted to be the word of God. Had they voted otherwise, all
+the people since calling themselves Christians had believed otherwise;
+for the belief of the one comes from the vote of the other. Who the
+people were that did all this, we know nothing of. They call themselves
+by the general name of the Church; and this is all we know of the
+matter.
+
+As we have no other external evidence or authority for believing these
+books to be the word of God, than what I have mentioned, which is no
+evidence or authority at all, I come, in the next place, to examine the
+internal evidence contained in the books themselves.
+
+In the former part of this essay, I have spoken of revelation. I now
+proceed further with that subject, for the purpose of applying it to the
+books in question.
+
+Revelation is a communication of something, which the person, to whom
+that thing is revealed, did not know before. For if I have done a thing,
+or seen it done, it needs no revelation to tell me I have done it, or
+seen it, nor to enable me to tell it, or to write it.
+
+Revelation, therefore, cannot be applied to anything done upon earth of
+which man is himself the actor or the witness; and consequently all the
+historical and anecdotal part of the Bible, which is almost the whole of
+it, is not within the meaning and compass of the word revelation, and,
+therefore, is not the word of God.
+
+When Samson ran off with the gate-posts of Gaza, if he ever did so, (and
+whether he did or not is nothing to us,) or when he visited his Delilah,
+or caught his foxes, or did anything else, what has revelation to do
+with these things? If they were facts, he could tell them himself; or
+his secretary, if he kept one, could write them, if they were worth
+either telling or writing; and if they were fictions, revelation could
+not make them true; and whether true or not, we are neither the better
+nor the wiser for knowing them. When we contemplate the immensity of
+that Being, who directs and governs the incomprehensible WHOLE, of which
+the utmost ken of human sight can discover but a part, we ought to feel
+shame at calling such paltry stories the word of God.
+
+As to the account of the creation, with which the book of Genesis opens,
+it has all the appearance of being a tradition which the Israelites had
+among them before they came into Egypt; and after their departure from
+that country, they put it at the head of their history, without telling,
+as it is most probable that they did not know, how they came by it.
+The manner in which the account opens, shows it to be traditionary. It
+begins abruptly. It is nobody that speaks. It is nobody that hears. It
+is addressed to nobody. It has neither first, second, nor third person.
+It has every criterion of being a tradition. It has no voucher. Moses
+does not take it upon himself by introducing it with the formality that
+he uses on other occasions, such as that of saying, "The Lords spake
+unto Moses, saying."
+
+Why it has been called the Mosaic account of the creation, I am at
+a loss to conceive. Moses, I believe, was too good a judge of such
+subjects to put his name to that account. He had been educated among
+the Egyptians, who were a people as well skilled in science, and
+particularly in astronomy, as any people of their day; and the silence
+and caution that Moses observes, in not authenticating the account, is
+a good negative evidence that he neither told it nor believed it.--The
+case is, that every nation of people has been world-makers, and the
+Israelites had as much right to set up the trade of world-making as any
+of the rest; and as Moses was not an Israelite, he might not chose to
+contradict the tradition. The account, however, is harmless; and this is
+more than can be said for many other parts of the Bible.
+
+Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the
+cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with
+which more than half the Bible [NOTE: It must be borne in mind that by
+the "Bible" Paine always means the Old Testament alone.--Editor.] is
+filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a
+demon, than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness, that
+has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my own part, I
+sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.
+
+We scarcely meet with anything, a few phrases excepted, but what
+deserves either our abhorrence or our contempt, till we come to the
+miscellaneous parts of the Bible. In the anonymous publications, the
+Psalms, and the Book of Job, more particularly in the latter, we find
+a great deal of elevated sentiment reverentially expressed of the power
+and benignity of the Almighty; but they stand on no higher rank than
+many other compositions on similar subjects, as well before that time as
+since.
+
+The Proverbs which are said to be Solomon's, though most probably
+a collection, (because they discover a knowledge of life, which his
+situation excluded him from knowing) are an instructive table of ethics.
+They are inferior in keenness to the proverbs of the Spaniards, and not
+more wise and oeconomical than those of the American Franklin.
+
+All the remaining parts of the Bible, generally known by the name of the
+Prophets, are the works of the Jewish poets and itinerant preachers,
+who mixed poetry, anecdote, and devotion together--and those works still
+retain the air and style of poetry, though in translation. [NOTE: As
+there are many readers who do not see that a composition is poetry,
+unless it be in rhyme, it is for their information that I add this note.
+
+Poetry consists principally in two things--imagery and composition. The
+composition of poetry differs from that of prose in the manner of mixing
+long and short syllables together. Take a long syllable out of a line
+of poetry, and put a short one in the room of it, or put a long syllable
+where a short one should be, and that line will lose its poetical
+harmony. It will have an effect upon the line like that of misplacing a
+note in a song.
+
+The imagery in those books called the Prophets appertains altogether to
+poetry. It is fictitious, and often extravagant, and not admissible in
+any other kind of writing than poetry.
+
+To show that these writings are composed in poetical numbers, I will
+take ten syllables, as they stand in the book, and make a line of the
+same number of syllables, (heroic measure) that shall rhyme with the
+last word. It will then be seen that the composition of those books is
+poetical measure. The instance I shall first produce is from Isaiah:--
+
+ "Hear, O ye heavens, and give ear, O earth
+ 'T is God himself that calls attention forth.
+
+Another instance I shall quote is from the mournful Jeremiah, to which
+I shall add two other lines, for the purpose of carrying out the figure,
+and showing the intention of the poet.
+
+ "O, that mine head were waters and mine eyes
+ Were fountains flowing like the liquid skies;
+ Then would I give the mighty flood release
+ And weep a deluge for the human race."--Author.]
+
+There is not, throughout the whole book called the Bible, any word that
+describes to us what we call a poet, nor any word that describes what we
+call poetry. The case is, that the word prophet, to which a later times
+have affixed a new idea, was the Bible word for poet, and the word
+'propesying' meant the art of making poetry. It also meant the art of
+playing poetry to a tune upon any instrument of music.
+
+We read of prophesying with pipes, tabrets, and horns--of prophesying
+with harps, with psalteries, with cymbals, and with every other
+instrument of music then in fashion. Were we now to speak of prophesying
+with a fiddle, or with a pipe and tabor, the expression would have no
+meaning, or would appear ridiculous, and to some people contemptuous,
+because we have changed the meaning of the word.
+
+We are told of Saul being among the prophets, and also that he
+prophesied; but we are not told what they prophesied, nor what he
+prophesied. The case is, there was nothing to tell; for these prophets
+were a company of musicians and poets, and Saul joined in the concert,
+and this was called prophesying.
+
+The account given of this affair in the book called Samuel, is, that
+Saul met a company of prophets; a whole company of them! coming down
+with a psaltery, a tabret, a pipe, and a harp, and that they prophesied,
+and that he prophesied with them. But it appears afterwards, that Saul
+prophesied badly, that is, he performed his part badly; for it is said
+that an "evil spirit from God [NOTE: As thos; men who call themselves
+divines and commentators are very fond of puzzling one another, I leave
+them to contest the meaning of the first part of the phrase, that of an
+evil spirit of God. I keep to my text. I keep to the meaning of the word
+prophesy.--Author.] came upon Saul, and he prophesied."
+
+Now, were there no other passage in the book called the Bible, than
+this, to demonstrate to us that we have lost the original meaning of the
+word prophesy, and substituted another meaning in its place, this alone
+would be sufficient; for it is impossible to use and apply the word
+prophesy, in the place it is here used and applied, if we give to it the
+sense which later times have affixed to it. The manner in which it is
+here used strips it of all religious meaning, and shews that a man might
+then be a prophet, or he might Prophesy, as he may now be a poet or a
+musician, without any regard to the morality or the immorality of his
+character. The word was originally a term of science, promiscuously
+applied to poetry and to music, and not restricted to any subject upon
+which poetry and music might be exercised.
+
+Deborah and Barak are called prophets, not because they predicted
+anything, but because they composed the poem or song that bears their
+name, in celebration of an act already done. David is ranked among the
+prophets, for he was a musician, and was also reputed to be (though
+perhaps very erroneously) the author of the Psalms. But Abraham, Isaac,
+and Jacob are not called prophets; it does not appear from any accounts
+we have, that they could either sing, play music, or make poetry.
+
+We are told of the greater and the lesser prophets. They might as well
+tell us of the greater and the lesser God; for there cannot be degrees
+in prophesying consistently with its modern sense. But there are degrees
+in poetry, and there-fore the phrase is reconcilable to the case, when
+we understand by it the greater and the lesser poets.
+
+It is altogether unnecessary, after this, to offer any observations upon
+what those men, styled prophets, have written. The axe goes at once
+to the root, by showing that the original meaning of the word has been
+mistaken, and consequently all the inferences that have been drawn from
+those books, the devotional respect that has been paid to them, and
+the laboured commentaries that have been written upon them, under
+that mistaken meaning, are not worth disputing about.--In many things,
+however, the writings of the Jewish poets deserve a better fate than
+that of being bound up, as they now are, with the trash that accompanies
+them, under the abused name of the Word of God.
+
+If we permit ourselves to conceive right ideas of things, we must
+necessarily affix the idea, not only of unchangeableness, but of the
+utter impossibility of any change taking place, by any means or accident
+whatever, in that which we would honour with the name of the Word of
+God; and therefore the Word of God cannot exist in any written or human
+language.
+
+The continually progressive change to which the meaning of words is
+subject, the want of an universal language which renders translation
+necessary, the errors to which translations are again subject, the
+mistakes of copyists and printers, together with the possibility of
+wilful alteration, are of themselves evidences that human language,
+whether in speech or in print, cannot be the vehicle of the Word of
+God.--The Word of God exists in something else.
+
+Did the book called the Bible excel in purity of ideas and expression
+all the books now extant in the world, I would not take it for my
+rule of faith, as being the Word of God; because the possibility would
+nevertheless exist of my being imposed upon. But when I see throughout
+the greatest part of this book scarcely anything but a history of the
+grossest vices, and a collection of the most paltry and contemptible
+tales, I cannot dishonour my Creator by calling it by his name.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII - OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.
+
+THUS much for the Bible; I now go on to the book called the New
+Testament. The new Testament! that is, the 'new' Will, as if there could
+be two wills of the Creator.
+
+Had it been the object or the intention of Jesus Christ to establish a
+new religion, he would undoubtedly have written the system himself, or
+procured it to be written in his life time. But there is no publication
+extant authenticated with his name. All the books called the New
+Testament were written after his death. He was a Jew by birth and by
+profession; and he was the son of God in like manner that every other
+person is; for the Creator is the Father of All.
+
+The first four books, called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, do not give
+a history of the life of Jesus Christ, but only detached anecdotes of
+him. It appears from these books, that the whole time of his being a
+preacher was not more than eighteen months; and it was only during this
+short time that those men became acquainted with him. They make mention
+of him at the age of twelve years, sitting, they say, among the Jewish
+doctors, asking and answering them questions. As this was several years
+before their acquaintance with him began, it is most probable they had
+this anecdote from his parents. From this time there is no account of
+him for about sixteen years. Where he lived, or how he employed himself
+during this interval, is not known. Most probably he was working at his
+father's trade, which was that of a carpenter. It does not appear that
+he had any school education, and the probability is, that he could not
+write, for his parents were extremely poor, as appears from their not
+being able to pay for a bed when he was born. [NOTE: One of the few
+errors traceable to Paine's not having a Bible at hand while writing
+Part I. There is no indication that the family was poor, but the reverse
+may in fact be inferred.--Editor.]
+
+It is somewhat curious that the three persons whose names are the
+most universally recorded were of very obscure parentage. Moses was a
+foundling; Jesus Christ was born in a stable; and Mahomet was a mule
+driver. The first and the last of these men were founders of different
+systems of religion; but Jesus Christ founded no new system. He called
+men to the practice of moral virtues, and the belief of one God. The
+great trait in his character is philanthropy.
+
+The manner in which he was apprehended shows that he was not much known,
+at that time; and it shows also that the meetings he then held with
+his followers were in secret; and that he had given over or suspended
+preaching publicly. Judas could no otherways betray him than by giving
+information where he was, and pointing him out to the officers that went
+to arrest him; and the reason for employing and paying Judas to do this
+could arise only from the causes already mentioned, that of his not
+being much known, and living concealed.
+
+The idea of his concealment, not only agrees very ill with his reputed
+divinity, but associates with it something of pusillanimity; and
+his being betrayed, or in other words, his being apprehended, on the
+information of one of his followers, shows that he did not intend to be
+apprehended, and consequently that he did not intend to be crucified.
+
+The Christian mythologists tell us that Christ died for the sins of the
+world, and that he came on Purpose to die. Would it not then have been
+the same if he had died of a fever or of the small pox, of old age, or
+of anything else?
+
+The declaratory sentence which, they say, was passed upon Adam, in case
+he ate of the apple, was not, that thou shalt surely be crucified, but,
+thou shale surely die. The sentence was death, and not the manner of
+dying. Crucifixion, therefore, or any other particular manner of dying,
+made no part of the sentence that Adam was to suffer, and consequently,
+even upon their own tactic, it could make no part of the sentence that
+Christ was to suffer in the room of Adam. A fever would have done as
+well as a cross, if there was any occasion for either.
+
+This sentence of death, which, they tell us, was thus passed upon Adam,
+must either have meant dying naturally, that is, ceasing to live, or
+have meant what these mythologists call damnation; and consequently,
+the act of dying on the part of Jesus Christ, must, according to their
+system, apply as a prevention to one or other of these two things
+happening to Adam and to us.
+
+That it does not prevent our dying is evident, because we all die;
+and if their accounts of longevity be true, men die faster since the
+crucifixion than before: and with respect to the second explanation,
+(including with it the natural death of Jesus Christ as a substitute
+for the eternal death or damnation of all mankind,) it is impertinently
+representing the Creator as coming off, or revoking the sentence, by a
+pun or a quibble upon the word death. That manufacturer of, quibbles,
+St. Paul, if he wrote the books that bear his name, has helped this
+quibble on by making another quibble upon the word Adam. He makes there
+to be two Adams; the one who sins in fact, and suffers by proxy;
+the other who sins by proxy, and suffers in fact. A religion thus
+interlarded with quibble, subterfuge, and pun, has a tendency to
+instruct its professors in the practice of these arts. They acquire the
+habit without being aware of the cause.
+
+If Jesus Christ was the being which those mythologists tell us he
+was, and that he came into this world to suffer, which is a word they
+sometimes use instead of 'to die,' the only real suffering he could have
+endured would have been 'to live.' His existence here was a state
+of exilement or transportation from heaven, and the way back to his
+original country was to die.--In fine, everything in this strange system
+is the reverse of what it pretends to be. It is the reverse of truth,
+and I become so tired of examining into its inconsistencies and
+absurdities, that I hasten to the conclusion of it, in order to proceed
+to something better.
+
+How much, or what parts of the books called the New Testament, were
+written by the persons whose names they bear, is what we can know
+nothing of, neither are we certain in what language they were originally
+written. The matters they now contain may be classed under two heads:
+anecdote, and epistolary correspondence.
+
+The four books already mentioned, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, are
+altogether anecdotal. They relate events after they had taken place.
+They tell what Jesus Christ did and said, and what others did and said
+to him; and in several instances they relate the same event differently.
+Revelation is necessarily out of the question with respect to those
+books; not only because of the disagreement of the writers, but because
+revelation cannot be applied to the relating of facts by the persons
+who saw them done, nor to the relating or recording of any discourse
+or conversation by those who heard it. The book called the Acts of the
+Apostles (an anonymous work) belongs also to the anecdotal part.
+
+All the other parts of the New Testament, except the book of enigmas,
+called the Revelations, are a collection of letters under the name of
+epistles; and the forgery of letters has been such a common practice
+in the world, that the probability is at least equal, whether they are
+genuine or forged. One thing, however, is much less equivocal, which
+is, that out of the matters contained in those books, together with
+the assistance of some old stories, the church has set up a system of
+religion very contradictory to the character of the person whose name
+it bears. It has set up a religion of pomp and of revenue in pretended
+imitation of a person whose life was humility and poverty.
+
+The invention of a purgatory, and of the releasing of souls therefrom,
+by prayers, bought of the church with money; the selling of pardons,
+dispensations, and indulgences, are revenue laws, without bearing that
+name or carrying that appearance. But the case nevertheless is, that
+those things derive their origin from the proxysm of the crucifixion,
+and the theory deduced therefrom, which was, that one person could stand
+in the place of another, and could perform meritorious services for him.
+The probability, therefore, is, that the whole theory or doctrine of
+what is called the redemption (which is said to have been accomplished
+by the act of one person in the room of another) was originally
+fabricated on purpose to bring forward and build all those secondary
+and pecuniary redemptions upon; and that the passages in the books upon
+which the idea of theory of redemption is built, have been manufactured
+and fabricated for that purpose. Why are we to give this church credit,
+when she tells us that those books are genuine in every part, any more
+than we give her credit for everything else she has told us; or for the
+miracles she says she has performed? That she could fabricate writings
+is certain, because she could write; and the composition of the writings
+in question, is of that kind that anybody might do it; and that she did
+fabricate them is not more inconsistent with probability, than that she
+should tell us, as she has done, that she could and did work miracles.
+
+Since, then, no external evidence can, at this long distance of time,
+be produced to prove whether the church fabricated the doctrine called
+redemption or not, (for such evidence, whether for or against, would be
+subject to the same suspicion of being fabricated,) the case can only be
+referred to the internal evidence which the thing carries of itself; and
+this affords a very strong presumption of its being a fabrication. For
+the internal evidence is, that the theory or doctrine of redemption
+has for its basis an idea of pecuniary justice, and not that of moral
+justice.
+
+If I owe a person money, and cannot pay him, and he threatens to put me
+in prison, another person can take the debt upon himself, and pay it for
+me. But if I have committed a crime, every circumstance of the case is
+changed. Moral justice cannot take the innocent for the guilty even if
+the innocent would offer itself. To suppose justice to do this, is to
+destroy the principle of its existence, which is the thing itself. It is
+then no longer justice. It is indiscriminate revenge.
+
+This single reflection will show that the doctrine of redemption is
+founded on a mere pecuniary idea corresponding to that of a debt which
+another person might pay; and as this pecuniary idea corresponds again
+with the system of second redemptions, obtained through the means of
+money given to the church for pardons, the probability is that the same
+persons fabricated both the one and the other of those theories;
+and that, in truth, there is no such thing as redemption; that it is
+fabulous; and that man stands in the same relative condition with his
+Maker he ever did stand, since man existed; and that it is his greatest
+consolation to think so.
+
+Let him believe this, and he will live more consistently and morally,
+than by any other system. It is by his being taught to contemplate
+himself as an out-law, as an out-cast, as a beggar, as a mumper, as
+one thrown as it were on a dunghill, at an immense distance from his
+Creator, and who must make his approaches by creeping, and cringing to
+intermediate beings, that he conceives either a contemptuous disregard
+for everything under the name of religion, or becomes indifferent, or
+turns what he calls devout. In the latter case, he consumes his life
+in grief, or the affectation of it. His prayers are reproaches. His
+humility is ingratitude. He calls himself a worm, and the fertile earth
+a dunghill; and all the blessings of life by the thankless name of
+vanities. He despises the choicest gift of God to man, the GIFT OF
+REASON; and having endeavoured to force upon himself the belief of a
+system against which reason revolts, he ungratefully calls it human
+reason, as if man could give reason to himself.
+
+Yet, with all this strange appearance of humility, and this contempt for
+human reason, he ventures into the boldest presumptions. He finds fault
+with everything. His selfishness is never satisfied; his ingratitude is
+never at an end. He takes on himself to direct the Almighty what to do,
+even in the govemment of the universe. He prays dictatorially. When
+it is sunshine, he prays for rain, and when it is rain, he prays for
+sunshine. He follows the same idea in everything that he prays for;
+for what is the amount of all his prayers, but an attempt to make the
+Almighty change his mind, and act otherwise than he does? It is as if he
+were to say--thou knowest not so well as I.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX - IN WHAT THE TRUE REVELATION CONSISTS.
+
+BUT some perhaps will say--Are we to have no word of God--no revelation?
+I answer yes. There is a Word of God; there is a revelation.
+
+THE WORD OF GOD IS THE CREATION WE BEHOLD: And it is in this word,
+which no human invention can counterfeit or alter, that God speaketh
+universally to man.
+
+Human language is local and changeable, and is therefore incapable of
+being used as the means of unchangeable and universal information.
+The idea that God sent Jesus Christ to publish, as they say, the glad
+tidings to all nations, from one end of the earth unto the other, is
+consistent only with the ignorance of those who know nothing of the
+extent of the world, and who believed, as those world-saviours
+believed, and continued to believe for several centuries, (and that in
+contradiction to the discoveries of philosophers and the experience of
+navigators,) that the earth was flat like a trencher; and that a man
+might walk to the end of it.
+
+But how was Jesus Christ to make anything known to all nations? He could
+speak but one language, which was Hebrew; and there are in the world
+several hundred languages. Scarcely any two nations speak the same
+language, or understand each other; and as to translations, every
+man who knows anything of languages, knows that it is impossible to
+translate from one language into another, not only without losing a
+great part of the original, but frequently of mistaking the sense; and
+besides all this, the art of printing was wholly unknown at the time
+Christ lived.
+
+It is always necessary that the means that are to accomplish any end
+be equal to the accomplishment of that end, or the end cannot be
+accomplished. It is in this that the difference between finite and
+infinite power and wisdom discovers itself. Man frequently fails in
+accomplishing his end, from a natural inability of the power to the
+purpose; and frequently from the want of wisdom to apply power properly.
+But it is impossible for infinite power and wisdom to fail as man
+faileth. The means it useth are always equal to the end: but human
+language, more especially as there is not an universal language, is
+incapable of being used as an universal means of unchangeable and
+uniform information; and therefore it is not the means that God useth in
+manifesting himself universally to man.
+
+It is only in the CREATION that all our ideas and conceptions of a
+word of God can unite. The Creation speaketh an universal language,
+independently of human speech or human language, multiplied and various
+as they be. It is an ever existing original, which every man can read.
+It cannot be forged; it cannot be counterfeited; it cannot be lost; it
+cannot be altered; it cannot be suppressed. It does not depend upon the
+will of man whether it shall be published or not; it publishes itself
+from one end of the earth to the other. It preaches to all nations and
+to all worlds; and this word of God reveals to man all that is necessary
+for man to know of God.
+
+Do we want to contemplate his power? We see it in the immensity of
+the creation. Do we want to contemplate his wisdom? We see it in the
+unchangeable order by which the incomprehensible Whole is governed. Do
+we want to contemplate his munificence? We see it in the abundance with
+which he fills the earth. Do we want to contemplate his mercy? We see it
+in his not withholding that abundance even from the unthankful. In
+fine, do we want to know what God is? Search not the book called the
+scripture, which any human hand might make, but the scripture called the
+Creation.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X - CONCERNING GOD, AND THE LIGHTS CAST ON HIS EXISTENCE
+
+AND ATTRIBUTES BY THE BIBLE.
+
+THE only idea man can affix to the name of God, is that of a first
+cause, the cause of all things. And, incomprehensibly difficult as it is
+for a man to conceive what a first cause is, he arrives at the belief
+of it, from the tenfold greater difficulty of disbelieving it. It is
+difficult beyond description to conceive that space can have no end;
+but it is more difficult to conceive an end. It is difficult beyond the
+power of man to conceive an eternal duration of what we call time; but
+it is more impossible to conceive a time when there shall be no time.
+
+In like manner of reasoning, everything we behold carries in itself the
+internal evidence that it did not make itself. Every man is an evidence
+to himself, that he did not make himself; neither could his father make
+himself, nor his grandfather, nor any of his race; neither could any
+tree, plant, or animal make itself; and it is the conviction arising
+from this evidence, that carries us on, as it were, by necessity, to
+the belief of a first cause eternally existing, of a nature totally
+different to any material existence we know of, and by the power of
+which all things exist; and this first cause, man calls God.
+
+It is only by the exercise of reason, that man can discover God. Take
+away that reason, and he would be incapable of understanding anything;
+and in this case it would be just as consistent to read even the book
+called the Bible to a horse as to a man. How then is it that those
+people pretend to reject reason?
+
+Almost the only parts in the book called the Bible, that convey to
+us any idea of God, are some chapters in Job, and the 19th Psalm; I
+recollect no other. Those parts are true deistical compositions;
+for they treat of the Deity through his works. They take the book of
+Creation as the word of God; they refer to no other book; and all the
+inferences they make are drawn from that volume.
+
+I insert in this place the 19th Psalm, as paraphrased into English verse
+by Addison. I recollect not the prose, and where I write this I have not
+the opportunity of seeing it:
+
+ The spacious firmament on high,
+ With all the blue etherial sky,
+ And spangled heavens, a shining frame,
+ Their great original proclaim.
+ The unwearied sun, from day to day,
+ Does his Creator's power display,
+ And publishes to every land
+ The work of an Almighty hand.
+ Soon as the evening shades prevail,
+ The moon takes up the wondrous tale,
+ And nightly to the list'ning earth
+ Repeats the story of her birth;
+ Whilst all the stars that round her burn,
+ And all the planets, in their turn,
+ Confirm the tidings as they roll,
+ And spread the truth from pole to pole.
+ What though in solemn silence all
+ Move round this dark terrestrial ball
+ What though no real voice, nor sound,
+ Amidst their radiant orbs be found,
+ In reason's ear they all rejoice,
+ And utter forth a glorious voice,
+ Forever singing as they shine,
+ THE HAND THAT MADE US IS DIVINE.
+
+What more does man want to know, than that the hand or power that made
+these things is divine, is omnipotent? Let him believe this, with the
+force it is impossible to repel if he permits his reason to act, and his
+rule of moral life will follow of course.
+
+The allusions in Job have all of them the same tendency with this Psalm;
+that of deducing or proving a truth that would be otherwise unknown,
+from truths already known.
+
+I recollect not enough of the passages in Job to insert them correctly;
+but there is one that occurs to me that is applicable to the subject I
+am speaking upon. "Canst thou by searching find out God; canst thou find
+out the Almighty to perfection?"
+
+I know not how the printers have pointed this passage, for I keep no
+Bible; but it contains two distinct questions that admit of distinct
+answers.
+
+First, Canst thou by searching find out God? Yes. Because, in the first
+place, I know I did not make myself, and yet I have existence; and by
+searching into the nature of other things, I find that no other thing
+could make itself; and yet millions of other things exist; therefore it
+is, that I know, by positive conclusion resulting from this search, that
+there is a power superior to all those things, and that power is God.
+
+Secondly, Canst thou find out the Almighty to perfection? No. Not only
+because the power and wisdom He has manifested in the structure of the
+Creation that I behold is to me incomprehensible; but because even this
+manifestation, great as it is is probably but a small display of that
+immensity of power and wisdom, by which millions of other worlds, to me
+invisible by their distance, were created and continue to exist.
+
+It is evident that both of these questions were put to the reason of the
+person to whom they are supposed to have been addressed; and it is only
+by admitting the first question to be answered affirmatively, that the
+second could follow. It would have been unnecessary, and even absurd, to
+have put a second question, more difficult than the first, if the first
+question had been answered negatively. The two questions have different
+objects; the first refers to the existence of God, the second to his
+attributes. Reason can discover the one, but it falls infinitely short
+in discovering the whole of the other.
+
+I recollect not a single passage in all the writings ascribed to the men
+called apostles, that conveys any idea of what God is. Those writings
+are chiefly controversial; and the gloominess of the subject they dwell
+upon, that of a man dying in agony on a cross, is better suited to the
+gloomy genius of a monk in a cell, by whom it is not impossible they
+were written, than to any man breathing the open air of the Creation.
+The only passage that occurs to me, that has any reference to the works
+of God, by which only his power and wisdom can be known, is related to
+have been spoken by Jesus Christ, as a remedy against distrustful care.
+"Behold the lilies of the field, they toil not, neither do they spin."
+This, however, is far inferior to the allusions in Job and in the 19th
+Psalm; but it is similar in idea, and the modesty of the imagery is
+correspondent to the modesty of the man.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI - OF THE THEOLOGY OF THE CHRISTIANS; AND THE TRUE THEOLOGY.
+
+As to the Christian system of faith, it appears to me as a species of
+atheism; a sort of religious denial of God. It professes to believe in a
+man rather than in God. It is a compound made up chiefly of man-ism with
+but little deism, and is as near to atheism as twilight is to darkness.
+It introduces between man and his Maker an opaque body, which it calls
+a redeemer, as the moon introduces her opaque self between the earth
+and the sun, and it produces by this means a religious or an irreligious
+eclipse of light. It has put the whole orbit of reason into shade.
+
+The effect of this obscurity has been that of turning everything upside
+down, and representing it in reverse; and among the revolutions it has
+thus magically produced, it has made a revolution in Theology.
+
+That which is now called natural philosophy, embracing the whole circle
+of science, of which astronomy occupies the chief place, is the study of
+the works of God, and of the power and wisdom of God in his works, and
+is the true theology.
+
+As to the theology that is now studied in its place, it is the study of
+human opinions and of human fancies concerning God. It is not the
+study of God himself in the works that he has made, but in the works
+or writings that man has made; and it is not among the least of the
+mischiefs that the Christian system has done to the world, that it
+has abandoned the original and beautiful system of theology, like a
+beautiful innocent, to distress and reproach, to make room for the hag
+of superstition.
+
+The Book of Job and the 19th Psalm, which even the church admits to be
+more ancient than the chronological order in which they stand in the
+book called the Bible, are theological orations conformable to the
+original system of theology. The internal evidence of those orations
+proves to a demonstration that the study and contemplation of the works
+of creation, and of the power and wisdom of God revealed and manifested
+in those works, made a great part of the religious devotion of the
+times in which they were written; and it was this devotional study and
+contemplation that led to the discovery of the principles upon which
+what are now called Sciences are established; and it is to the discovery
+of these principles that almost all the Arts that contribute to the
+convenience of human life owe their existence. Every principal art has
+some science for its parent, though the person who mechanically performs
+the work does not always, and but very seldom, perceive the connection.
+
+It is a fraud of the Christian system to call the sciences 'human
+inventions;' it is only the application of them that is human.
+Every science has for its basis a system of principles as fixed and
+unalterable as those by which the universe is regulated and governed.
+Man cannot make principles, he can only discover them.
+
+For example: Every person who looks at an almanack sees an account when
+an eclipse will take place, and he sees also that it never fails to
+take place according to the account there given. This shows that man is
+acquainted with the laws by which the heavenly bodies move. But it would
+be something worse than ignorance, were any church on earth to say that
+those laws are an human invention.
+
+It would also be ignorance, or something worse, to say that the
+scientific principles, by the aid of which man is enabled to calculate
+and foreknow when an eclipse will take place, are an human invention.
+Man cannot invent any thing that is eternal and immutable; and the
+scientific principles he employs for this purpose must, and are, of
+necessity, as eternal and immutable as the laws by which the heavenly
+bodies move, or they could not be used as they are to ascertain the time
+when, and the manner how, an eclipse will take place.
+
+The scientific principles that man employs to obtain the foreknowledge
+of an eclipse, or of any thing else relating to the motion of the
+heavenly bodies, are contained chiefly in that part of science that
+is called trigonometry, or the properties of a triangle, which, when
+applied to the study of the heavenly bodies, is called astronomy;
+when applied to direct the course of a ship on the ocean, it is called
+navigation; when applied to the construction of figures drawn by a rule
+and compass, it is called geometry; when applied to the construction
+of plans of edifices, it is called architecture; when applied to the
+measurement of any portion of the surface of the earth, it is called
+land-surveying. In fine, it is the soul of science. It is an eternal
+truth: it contains the mathematical demonstration of which man speaks,
+and the extent of its uses are unknown.
+
+It may be said, that man can make or draw a triangle, and therefore a
+triangle is an human invention.
+
+But the triangle, when drawn, is no other than the image of the
+principle: it is a delineation to the eye, and from thence to the mind,
+of a principle that would otherwise be imperceptible. The triangle does
+not make the principle, any more than a candle taken into a room that
+was dark, makes the chairs and tables that before were invisible. All
+the properties of a triangle exist independently of the figure, and
+existed before any triangle was drawn or thought of by man. Man had no
+more to do in the formation of those properties or principles, than
+he had to do in making the laws by which the heavenly bodies move; and
+therefore the one must have the same divine origin as the other.
+
+In the same manner as, it may be said, that man can make a triangle,
+so also, may it be said, he can make the mechanical instrument called
+a lever. But the principle by which the lever acts, is a thing distinct
+from the instrument, and would exist if the instrument did not; it
+attaches itself to the instrument after it is made; the instrument,
+therefore, can act no otherwise than it does act; neither can all the
+efforts of human invention make it act otherwise. That which, in all
+such cases, man calls the effect, is no other than the principle itself
+rendered perceptible to the senses.
+
+Since, then, man cannot make principles, from whence did he gain a
+knowledge of them, so as to be able to apply them, not only to things on
+earth, but to ascertain the motion of bodies so immensely distant from
+him as all the heavenly bodies are? From whence, I ask, could he gain
+that knowledge, but from the study of the true theology?
+
+It is the structure of the universe that has taught this knowledge to
+man. That structure is an ever-existing exhibition of every principle
+upon which every part of mathematical science is founded. The offspring
+of this science is mechanics; for mechanics is no other than the
+principles of science applied practically. The man who proportions the
+several parts of a mill uses the same scientific principles as if he had
+the power of constructing an universe, but as he cannot give to matter
+that invisible agency by which all the component parts of the immense
+machine of the universe have influence upon each other, and act in
+motional unison together, without any apparent contact, and to which
+man has given the name of attraction, gravitation, and repulsion, he
+supplies the place of that agency by the humble imitation of teeth and
+cogs. All the parts of man's microcosm must visibly touch. But could
+he gain a knowledge of that agency, so as to be able to apply it in
+practice, we might then say that another canonical book of the word of
+God had been discovered.
+
+If man could alter the properties of the lever, so also could he alter
+the properties of the triangle: for a lever (taking that sort of lever
+which is called a steel-yard, for the sake of explanation) forms, when
+in motion, a triangle. The line it descends from, (one point of that
+line being in the fulcrum,) the line it descends to, and the chord of
+the arc, which the end of the lever describes in the air, are the
+three sides of a triangle. The other arm of the lever describes also a
+triangle; and the corresponding sides of those two triangles, calculated
+scientifically, or measured geometrically,--and also the sines,
+tangents, and secants generated from the angles, and geometrically
+measured,--have the same proportions to each other as the different
+weights have that will balance each other on the lever, leaving the
+weight of the lever out of the case.
+
+It may also be said, that man can make a wheel and axis; that he can put
+wheels of different magnitudes together, and produce a mill. Still the
+case comes back to the same point, which is, that he did not make the
+principle that gives the wheels those powers. This principle is as
+unalterable as in the former cases, or rather it is the same principle
+under a different appearance to the eye.
+
+The power that two wheels of different magnitudes have upon each other
+is in the same proportion as if the semi-diameter of the two wheels
+were joined together and made into that kind of lever I have described,
+suspended at the part where the semi-diameters join; for the two wheels,
+scientifically considered, are no other than the two circles generated
+by the motion of the compound lever.
+
+It is from the study of the true theology that all our knowledge of
+science is derived; and it is from that knowledge that all the arts have
+originated.
+
+The Almighty lecturer, by displaying the principles of science in the
+structure of the universe, has invited man to study and to imitation. It
+is as if he had said to the inhabitants of this globe that we call ours,
+"I have made an earth for man to dwell upon, and I have rendered the
+starry heavens visible, to teach him science and the arts. He can now
+provide for his own comfort, AND LEARN FROM MY MUNIFICENCE TO ALL, TO BE
+KIND TO EACH OTHER."
+
+Of what use is it, unless it be to teach man something, that his eye is
+endowed with the power of beholding, to an incomprehensible distance, an
+immensity of worlds revolving in the ocean of space? Or of what use is
+it that this immensity of worlds is visible to man? What has man to do
+with the Pleiades, with Orion, with Sirius, with the star he calls the
+north star, with the moving orbs he has named Saturn, Jupiter, Mars,
+Venus, and Mercury, if no uses are to follow from their being visible?
+A less power of vision would have been sufficient for man, if the
+immensity he now possesses were given only to waste itself, as it were,
+on an immense desert of space glittering with shows.
+
+It is only by contemplating what he calls the starry heavens, as the
+book and school of science, that he discovers any use in their being
+visible to him, or any advantage resulting from his immensity of
+vision. But when he contemplates the subject in this light, he sees an
+additional motive for saying, that nothing was made in vain; for in vain
+would be this power of vision if it taught man nothing.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII - THE EFFECTS OF CHRISTIANISM ON EDUCATION; PROPOSED
+REFORMS.
+
+As the Christian system of faith has made a revolution in theology, so
+also has it made a revolution in the state of learning. That which is
+now called learning, was not learning originally. Learning does not
+consist, as the schools now make it consist, in the knowledge of
+languages, but in the knowledge of things to which language gives names.
+
+The Greeks were a learned people, but learning with them did not consist
+in speaking Greek, any more than in a Roman's speaking Latin, or a
+Frenchman's speaking French, or an Englishman's speaking English. From
+what we know of the Greeks, it does not appear that they knew or studied
+any language but their own, and this was one cause of their becoming
+so learned; it afforded them more time to apply themselves to better
+studies. The schools of the Greeks were schools of science and
+philosophy, and not of languages; and it is in the knowledge of the
+things that science and philosophy teach that learning consists.
+
+Almost all the scientific learning that now exists, came to us from the
+Greeks, or the people who spoke the Greek language. It therefore
+became necessary to the people of other nations, who spoke a different
+language, that some among them should learn the Greek language, in order
+that the learning the Greeks had might be made known in those nations,
+by translating the Greek books of science and philosophy into the mother
+tongue of each nation.
+
+The study, therefore, of the Greek language (and in the same manner for
+the Latin) was no other than the drudgery business of a linguist; and
+the language thus obtained, was no other than the means, or as it were
+the tools, employed to obtain the learning the Greeks had. It made no
+part of the learning itself; and was so distinct from it as to make it
+exceedingly probable that the persons who had studied Greek sufficiently
+to translate those works, such for instance as Euclid's Elements, did
+not understand any of the learning the works contained.
+
+As there is now nothing new to be learned from the dead languages, all
+the useful books being already translated, the languages are become
+useless, and the time expended in teaching and in learning them is
+wasted. So far as the study of languages may contribute to the progress
+and communication of knowledge (for it has nothing to do with the
+creation of knowledge) it is only in the living languages that new
+knowledge is to be found; and certain it is, that, in general, a
+youth will learn more of a living language in one year, than of a dead
+language in seven; and it is but seldom that the teacher knows much of
+it himself. The difficulty of learning the dead languages does not arise
+from any superior abstruseness in the languages themselves, but in their
+being dead, and the pronunciation entirely lost. It would be the same
+thing with any other language when it becomes dead. The best Greek
+linguist that now exists does not understand Greek so well as a Grecian
+plowman did, or a Grecian milkmaid; and the same for the Latin,
+compared with a plowman or a milkmaid of the Romans; and with respect
+to pronunciation and idiom, not so well as the cows that she milked. It
+would therefore be advantageous to the state of learning to abolish
+the study of the dead languages, and to make learning consist, as it
+originally did, in scientific knowledge.
+
+The apology that is sometimes made for continuing to teach the dead
+languages is, that they are taught at a time when a child is not capable
+of exerting any other mental faculty than that of memory. But this
+is altogether erroneous. The human mind has a natural disposition to
+scientific knowledge, and to the things connected with it. The first and
+favourite amusement of a child, even before it begins to play, is that
+of imitating the works of man. It builds bouses with cards or sticks; it
+navigates the little ocean of a bowl of water with a paper boat; or dams
+the stream of a gutter, and contrives something which it calls a mill;
+and it interests itself in the fate of its works with a care that
+resembles affection. It afterwards goes to school, where its genius is
+killed by the barren study of a dead language, and the philosopher is
+lost in the linguist.
+
+But the apology that is now made for continuing to teach the dead
+languages, could not be the cause at first of cutting down learning to
+the narrow and humble sphere of linguistry; the cause therefore must be
+sought for elsewhere. In all researches of this kind, the best evidence
+that can be produced, is the internal evidence the thing carries with
+itself, and the evidence of circumstances that unites with it; both of
+which, in this case, are not difficult to be discovered.
+
+Putting then aside, as matter of distinct consideration, the outrage
+offered to the moral justice of God, by supposing him to make the
+innocent suffer for the guilty, and also the loose morality and low
+contrivance of supposing him to change himself into the shape of a man,
+in order to make an excuse to himself for not executing his supposed
+sentence upon Adam; putting, I say, those things aside as matter of
+distinct consideration, it is certain that what is called the
+christian system of faith, including in it the whimsical account of
+the creation--the strange story of Eve, the snake, and the apple--the
+amphibious idea of a man-god--the corporeal idea of the death of a
+god--the mythological idea of a family of gods, and the christian
+system of arithmetic, that three are one, and one is three, are all
+irreconcilable, not only to the divine gift of reason, that God has
+given to man, but to the knowledge that man gains of the power and
+wisdom of God by the aid of the sciences, and by studying the structure
+of the universe that God has made.
+
+The setters up, therefore, and the advocates of the Christian system of
+faith, could not but foresee that the continually progressive knowledge
+that man would gain by the aid of science, of the power and wisdom of
+God, manifested in the structure of the universe, and in all the works
+of creation, would militate against, and call into question, the truth
+of their system of faith; and therefore it became necessary to their
+purpose to cut learning down to a size less dangerous to their project,
+and this they effected by restricting the idea of learning to the dead
+study of dead languages.
+
+They not only rejected the study of science out of the christian
+schools, but they persecuted it; and it is only within about the last
+two centuries that the study has been revived. So late as 1610, Galileo,
+a Florentine, discovered and introduced the use of telescopes, and by
+applying them to observe the motions and appearances of the heavenly
+bodies, afforded additional means for ascertaining the true structure
+of the universe. Instead of being esteemed for these discoveries, he was
+sentenced to renounce them, or the opinions resulting from them, as a
+damnable heresy. And prior to that time Virgilius was condemned to be
+burned for asserting the antipodes, or in other words, that the earth
+was a globe, and habitable in every part where there was land; yet the
+truth of this is now too well known even to be told. [NOTE: I cannot
+discover the source of this statement concerning the ancient author
+whose Irish name Feirghill was Latinized into Virgilius. The British
+Museum possesses a copy of the work (Decalogiunt) which was the pretext
+of the charge of heresy made by Boniface, Archbishop of Mayence, against
+Virgilius, Abbot--bishop of Salzburg, These were leaders of the
+rival "British" and "Roman parties, and the British champion made a
+countercharge against Boniface of irreligious practices." Boniface had
+to express a "regret," but none the less pursued his rival. The Pope,
+Zachary II., decided that if his alleged "doctrine, against God and his
+soul, that beneath the earth there is another world, other men, or
+sun and moon," should be acknowledged by Virgilius, he should be
+excommunicated by a Council and condemned with canonical sanctions.
+Whatever may have been the fate involved by condemnation with "canonicis
+sanctionibus," in the middle of the eighth century, it did not fall on
+Virgilius. His accuser, Boniface, was martyred, 755, and it is probable
+that Virgilius harmonied his Antipodes with orthodoxy. The gravamen of
+the heresy seems to have been the suggestion that there were men not of
+the progeny of Adam. Virgilius was made Bishop of Salzburg in 768. He
+bore until his death, 789, the curious title, "Geometer and Solitary,"
+or "lone wayfarer" (Solivagus). A suspicion of heresy clung to his
+memory until 1233, when he was raised by Gregory IX, to sainthood beside
+his accuser, St. Boniface.--Editor. (Conway)]
+
+If the belief of errors not morally bad did no mischief, it would make
+no part of the moral duty of man to oppose and remove them. There was no
+moral ill in believing the earth was flat like a trencher, any more than
+there was moral virtue in believing it was round like a globe; neither
+was there any moral ill in believing that the Creator made no other
+world than this, any more than there was moral virtue in believing that
+he made millions, and that the infinity of space is filled with worlds.
+But when a system of religion is made to grow out of a supposed system
+of creation that is not true, and to unite itself therewith in a manner
+almost inseparable therefrom, the case assumes an entirely different
+ground. It is then that errors, not morally bad, become fraught with
+the same mischiefs as if they were. It is then that the truth, though
+otherwise indifferent itself, becomes an essential, by becoming the
+criterion that either confirms by corresponding evidence, or denies by
+contradictory evidence, the reality of the religion itself. In this
+view of the case it is the moral duty of man to obtain every possible
+evidence that the structure of the heavens, or any other part of
+creation affords, with respect to systems of religion. But this, the
+supporters or partizans of the christian system, as if dreading the
+result, incessantly opposed, and not only rejected the sciences, but
+persecuted the professors. Had Newton or Descartes lived three or four
+hundred years ago, and pursued their studies as they did, it is most
+probable they would not have lived to finish them; and had Franklin
+drawn lightning from the clouds at the same time, it would have been at
+the hazard of expiring for it in flames.
+
+Later times have laid all the blame upon the Goths and Vandals, but,
+however unwilling the partizans of the Christian system may be to
+believe or to acknowledge it, it is nevertheless true, that the age of
+ignorance commenced with the Christian system. There was more knowledge
+in the world before that period, than for many centuries afterwards; and
+as to religious knowledge, the Christian system, as already said,
+was only another species of mythology; and the mythology to which it
+succeeded, was a corruption of an ancient system of theism. [NOTE by
+Paine: It is impossible for us now to know at what time the heathen
+mythology began; but it is certain, from the internal evidence that it
+carries, that it did not begin in the same state or condition in which
+it ended. All the gods of that mythology, except Saturn, were of modern
+invention. The supposed reign of Saturn was prior to that which is
+called the heathen mythology, and was so far a species of theism that
+it admitted the belief of only one God. Saturn is supposed to have
+abdicated the govemment in favour of his three sons and one daughter,
+Jupiter, Pluto, Neptune, and Juno; after this, thousands of other
+gods and demigods were imaginarily created, and the calendar of gods
+increased as fast as the calendar of saints and the calendar of courts
+have increased since.
+
+All the corruptions that have taken place, in theology and in religion
+have been produced by admitting of what man calls 'revealed religion.'
+The mythologists pretended to more revealed religion than the christians
+do. They had their oracles and their priests, who were supposed to
+receive and deliver the word of God verbally on almost all occasions.
+
+Since then all corruptions down from Moloch to modern predestinarianism,
+and the human sacrifices of the heathens to the christian sacrifice of
+the Creator, have been produced by admitting of what is called revealed
+religion, the most effectual means to prevent all such evils and
+impositions is, not to admit of any other revelation than that which is
+manifested in the book of Creation., and to contemplate the Creation as
+the only true and real word of God that ever did or ever will exist;
+and every thing else called the word of God is fable and
+imposition.--Author.]
+
+It is owing to this long interregnum of science, and to no other cause,
+that we have now to look back through a vast chasm of many hundred years
+to the respectable characters we call the Ancients. Had the progression
+of knowledge gone on proportionably with the stock that before existed,
+that chasm would have been filled up with characters rising superior in
+knowledge to each other; and those Ancients we now so much admire
+would have appeared respectably in the background of the scene. But
+the christian system laid all waste; and if we take our stand about
+the beginning of the sixteenth century, we look back through that long
+chasm, to the times of the Ancients, as over a vast sandy desert, in
+which not a shrub appears to intercept the vision to the fertile hills
+beyond.
+
+It is an inconsistency scarcely possible to be credited, that any
+thing should exist, under the name of a religion, that held it to be
+irreligious to study and contemplate the structure of the universe that
+God had made. But the fact is too well established to be denied. The
+event that served more than any other to break the first link in this
+long chain of despotic ignorance, is that known by the name of the
+Reformation by Luther. From that time, though it does not appear to have
+made any part of the intention of Luther, or of those who are called
+Reformers, the Sciences began to revive, and Liberality, their
+natural associate, began to appear. This was the only public good the
+Reformation did; for, with respect to religious good, it might as well
+not have taken place. The mythology still continued the same; and a
+multiplicity of National Popes grew out of the downfall of the Pope of
+Christendom.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII - COMPARISON OF CHRISTIANISM WITH THE RELIGIOUS IDEAS
+INSPIRED BY NATURE.
+
+HAVING thus shewn, from the internal evidence of things, the cause
+that produced a change in the state of learning, and the motive for
+substituting the study of the dead languages, in the place of the
+Sciences, I proceed, in addition to the several observations already
+made in the former part of this work, to compare, or rather to confront,
+the evidence that the structure of the universe affords, with the
+christian system of religion. But as I cannot begin this part better
+than by referring to the ideas that occurred to me at an early part of
+life, and which I doubt not have occurred in some degree to almost every
+other person at one time or other, I shall state what those ideas were,
+and add thereto such other matter as shall arise out of the subject,
+giving to the whole, by way of preface, a short introduction.
+
+My father being of the quaker profession, it was my good fortune to have
+an exceedingly good moral education, and a tolerable stock of useful
+learning. Though I went to the grammar school, I did not learn Latin,
+not only because I had no inclination to learn languages, but because of
+the objection the quakers have against the books in which the language
+is taught. But this did not prevent me from being acquainted with the
+subjects of all the Latin books used in the school.
+
+The natural bent of my mind was to science. I had some turn, and
+I believe some talent for poetry; but this I rather repressed than
+encouraged, as leading too much into the field of imagination. As
+soon as I was able, I purchased a pair of globes, and attended the
+philosophical lectures of Martin and Ferguson, and became afterwards
+acquainted with Dr. Bevis, of the society called the Royal Society, then
+living in the Temple, and an excellent astronomer.
+
+I had no disposition for what was called politics. It presented to
+my mind no other idea than is contained in the word jockeyship. When,
+therefore, I turned my thoughts towards matters of government, I had to
+form a system for myself, that accorded with the moral and philosophic
+principles in which I had been educated. I saw, or at least I thought I
+saw, a vast scene opening itself to the world in the affairs of America;
+and it appeared to me, that unless the Americans changed the plan they
+were then pursuing, with respect to the government of England, and
+declared themselves independent, they would not only involve themselves
+in a multiplicity of new difficulties, but shut out the prospect that
+was then offering itself to mankind through their means. It was from
+these motives that I published the work known by the name of Common
+Sense, which is the first work I ever did publish, and so far as I can
+judge of myself, I believe I should never have been known in the world
+as an author on any subject whatever, had it not been for the affairs
+of America. I wrote Common Sense the latter end of the year 1775, and
+published it the first of January, 1776. Independence was declared the
+fourth of July following. [NOTE: The pamphlet Common Sense was first
+advertised, as "just published," on January 10, 1776. His plea for the
+Officers of Excise, written before leaving England, was printed, but not
+published until 1793. Despite his reiterated assertion that Common Sense
+was the first work he ever published the notion that he was "junius"
+still finds some believers. An indirect comment on our Paine-Junians
+may be found in Part 2 of this work where Paine says a man capable of
+writing Homer "would not have thrown away his own fame by giving it to
+another." It is probable that Paine ascribed the Letters of Junius to
+Thomas Hollis. His friend F. Lanthenas, in his translation of the Age of
+Reason (1794) advertises his translation of the Letters of Junius from
+the English "(Thomas Hollis)." This he could hardly have done without
+consultation with Paine. Unfortunately this translation of Junius cannot
+be found either in the Bibliotheque Nationale or the British Museum, and
+it cannot be said whether it contains any attempt at an identification
+of Junius--Editor.]
+
+Any person, who has made observations on the state and progress of the
+human mind, by observing his own, can not but have observed, that there
+are two distinct classes of what are called Thoughts; those that we
+produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking, and those
+that bolt into the mind of their own accord. I have always made it a
+rule to treat those voluntary visitors with civility, taking care to
+examine, as well as I was able, if they were worth entertaining; and it
+is from them I have acquired almost all the knowledge that I have. As
+to the learning that any person gains from school education, it serves
+only, like a small capital, to put him in the way of beginning learning
+for himself afterwards. Every person of learning is finally his own
+teacher; the reason of which is, that principles, being of a distinct
+quality to circumstances, cannot be impressed upon the memory; their
+place of mental residence is the understanding, and they are never so
+lasting as when they begin by conception. Thus much for the introductory
+part.
+
+From the time I was capable of conceiving an idea, and acting upon it
+by reflection, I either doubted the truth of the christian system, or
+thought it to be a strange affair; I scarcely knew which it was: but I
+well remember, when about seven or eight years of age, hearing a sermon
+read by a relation of mine, who was a great devotee of the church, upon
+the subject of what is called Redemption by the death of the Son of God.
+After the sermon was ended, I went into the garden, and as I was going
+down the garden steps (for I perfectly recollect the spot) I revolted at
+the recollection of what I had heard, and thought to myself that it was
+making God Almighty act like a passionate man, that killed his son,
+when he could not revenge himself any other way; and as I was sure a man
+would be hanged that did such a thing, I could not see for what purpose
+they preached such sermons. This was not one of those kind of thoughts
+that had any thing in it of childish levity; it was to me a serious
+reflection, arising from the idea I had that God was too good to do such
+an action, and also too almighty to be under any necessity of doing it.
+I believe in the same manner to this moment; and I moreover believe,
+that any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind
+of a child, cannot be a true system.
+
+It seems as if parents of the christian profession were ashamed to tell
+their children any thing about the principles of their religion. They
+sometimes instruct them in morals, and talk to them of the goodness of
+what they call Providence; for the Christian mythology has five deities:
+there is God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy Ghost, the God
+Providence, and the Goddess Nature. But the christian story of God the
+Father putting his son to death, or employing people to do it, (for that
+is the plain language of the story,) cannot be told by a parent to a
+child; and to tell him that it was done to make mankind happier and
+better, is making the story still worse; as if mankind could be improved
+by the example of murder; and to tell him that all this is a mystery, is
+only making an excuse for the incredibility of it.
+
+How different is this to the pure and simple profession of Deism! The
+true deist has but one Deity; and his religion consists in contemplating
+the power, wisdom, and benignity of the Deity in his works, and in
+endeavouring to imitate him in every thing moral, scientifical, and
+mechanical.
+
+The religion that approaches the nearest of all others to true Deism, in
+the moral and benign part thereof, is that professed by the quakers: but
+they have contracted themselves too much by leaving the works of God out
+of their system. Though I reverence their philanthropy, I can not help
+smiling at the conceit, that if the taste of a quaker could have been
+consulted at the creation, what a silent and drab-colored creation it
+would have been! Not a flower would have blossomed its gaieties, nor a
+bird been permitted to sing.
+
+Quitting these reflections, I proceed to other matters. After I had
+made myself master of the use of the globes, and of the orrery, [NOTE by
+Paine: As this book may fall into the bands of persons who do not know
+what an orrery is, it is for their information I add this note, as the
+name gives no idea of the uses of the thing. The orrery has its name
+from the person who invented it. It is a machinery of clock-work,
+representing the universe in miniature: and in which the revolution of
+the earth round itself and round the sun, the revolution of the moon
+round the earth, the revolution of the planets round the sun, their
+relative distances from the sun, as the center of the whole system,
+their relative distances from each other, and their different
+magnitudes, are represented as they really exist in what we call the
+heavens.--Author.] and conceived an idea of the infinity of space, and
+of the eternal divisibility of matter, and obtained, at least, a general
+knowledge of what was called natural philosophy, I began to compare, or,
+as I have before said, to confront, the internal evidence those things
+afford with the christian system of faith.
+
+Though it is not a direct article of the christian system that this
+world that we inhabit is the whole of the habitable creation, yet it is
+so worked up therewith, from what is called the Mosaic account of the
+creation, the story of Eve and the apple, and the counterpart of that
+story, the death of the Son of God, that to believe otherwise, that is,
+to believe that God created a plurality of worlds, at least as numerous
+as what we call stars, renders the christian system of faith at once
+little and ridiculous; and scatters it in the mind like feathers in the
+air. The two beliefs can not be held together in the same mind; and he
+who thinks that he believes both, has thought but little of either.
+
+Though the belief of a plurality of worlds was familiar to the
+ancients, it is only within the last three centuries that the extent and
+dimensions of this globe that we inhabit have been ascertained. Several
+vessels, following the tract of the ocean, have sailed entirely round
+the world, as a man may march in a circle, and come round by the
+contrary side of the circle to the spot he set out from. The circular
+dimensions of our world, in the widest part, as a man would measure the
+widest round of an apple, or a ball, is only twenty-five thousand and
+twenty English miles, reckoning sixty-nine miles and an half to an
+equatorial degree, and may be sailed round in the space of about three
+years. [NOTE by Paine: Allowing a ship to sail, on an average, three
+miles in an hour, she would sail entirely round the world in less than
+one year, if she could sail in a direct circle, but she is obliged to
+follow the course of the ocean.--Author.]
+
+A world of this extent may, at first thought, appear to us to be
+great; but if we compare it with the immensity of space in which it is
+suspended, like a bubble or a balloon in the air, it is infinitely less
+in proportion than the smallest grain of sand is to the size of
+the world, or the finest particle of dew to the whole ocean, and is
+therefore but small; and, as will be hereafter shown, is only one of a
+system of worlds, of which the universal creation is composed.
+
+It is not difficult to gain some faint idea of the immensity of space
+in which this and all the other worlds are suspended, if we follow a
+progression of ideas. When we think of the size or dimensions of, a
+room, our ideas limit themselves to the walls, and there they stop.
+But when our eye, or our imagination darts into space, that is, when
+it looks upward into what we call the open air, we cannot conceive any
+walls or boundaries it can have; and if for the sake of resting our
+ideas we suppose a boundary, the question immediately renews itself, and
+asks, what is beyond that boundary? and in the same manner, what beyond
+the next boundary? and so on till the fatigued imagination returns and
+says, there is no end. Certainly, then, the Creator was not pent for
+room when he made this world no larger than it is; and we have to seek
+the reason in something else.
+
+If we take a survey of our own world, or rather of this, of which the
+Creator has given us the use as our portion in the immense system of
+creation, we find every part of it, the earth, the waters, and the air
+that surround it, filled, and as it were crowded with life, down from
+the largest animals that we know of to the smallest insects the naked
+eye can behold, and from thence to others still smaller, and totally
+invisible without the assistance of the microscope. Every tree, every
+plant, every leaf, serves not only as an habitation, but as a world
+to some numerous race, till animal existence becomes so exceedingly
+refined, that the effluvia of a blade of grass would be food for
+thousands.
+
+Since then no part of our earth is left unoccupied, why is it to be
+supposed that the immensity of space is a naked void, lying in eternal
+waste? There is room for millions of worlds as large or larger than
+ours, and each of them millions of miles apart from each other.
+
+Having now arrived at this point, if we carry our ideas only one thought
+further, we shall see, perhaps, the true reason, at least a very good
+reason for our happiness, why the Creator, instead of making one immense
+world, extending over an immense quantity of space, has preferred
+dividing that quantity of matter into several distinct and separate
+worlds, which we call planets, of which our earth is one. But before I
+explain my ideas upon this subject, it is necessary (not for the sake
+of those that already know, but for those who do not) to show what the
+system of the universe is.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV - SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE.
+
+THAT part of the universe that is called the solar system (meaning the
+system of worlds to which our earth belongs, and of which Sol, or in
+English language, the Sun, is the center) consists, besides the Sun, of
+six distinct orbs, or planets, or worlds, besides the secondary bodies,
+called the satellites, or moons, of which our earth has one that attends
+her in her annual revolution round the Sun, in like manner as the
+other satellites or moons, attend the planets or worlds to which they
+severally belong, as may be seen by the assistance of the telescope.
+
+The Sun is the center round which those six worlds or planets revolve at
+different distances therefrom, and in circles concentric to each other.
+Each world keeps constantly in nearly the same tract round the Sun, and
+continues at the same time turning round itself, in nearly an upright
+position, as a top turns round itself when it is spinning on the ground,
+and leans a little sideways.
+
+It is this leaning of the earth (23 1/2 degrees) that occasions summer
+and winter, and the different length of days and nights. If the earth
+turned round itself in a position perpendicular to the plane or level
+of the circle it moves in round the Sun, as a top turns round when it
+stands erect on the ground, the days and nights would be always of the
+same length, twelve hours day and twelve hours night, and the season
+would be uniformly the same throughout the year.
+
+Every time that a planet (our earth for example) turns round itself, it
+makes what we call day and night; and every time it goes entirely round
+the Sun, it makes what we call a year, consequently our world turns
+three hundred and sixty-five times round itself, in going once round the
+Sun.
+
+The names that the ancients gave to those six worlds, and which are
+still called by the same names, are Mercury, Venus, this world that we
+call ours, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. They appear larger to the eye than
+the stars, being many million miles nearer to our earth than any of the
+stars are. The planet Venus is that which is called the evening star,
+and sometimes the morning star, as she happens to set after, or rise
+before the Sun, which in either case is never more than three hours.
+
+The Sun as before said being the center, the planet or world nearest the
+Sun is Mercury; his distance from the Sun is thirty-four million miles,
+and he moves round in a circle always at that distance from the Sun, as
+a top may be supposed to spin round in the tract in which a horse goes
+in a mill. The second world is Venus; she is fifty-seven million miles
+distant from the Sun, and consequently moves round in a circle much
+greater than that of Mercury. The third world is this that we inhabit,
+and which is eighty-eight million miles distant from the Sun, and
+consequently moves round in a circle greater than that of Venus. The
+fourth world is Mars; he is distant from the sun one hundred and
+thirty-four million miles, and consequently moves round in a circle
+greater than that of our earth. The fifth is Jupiter; he is distant from
+the Sun five hundred and fifty-seven million miles, and consequently
+moves round in a circle greater than that of Mars. The sixth world is
+Saturn; he is distant from the Sun seven hundred and sixty-three million
+miles, and consequently moves round in a circle that surrounds the
+circles or orbits of all the other worlds or planets.
+
+The space, therefore, in the air, or in the immensity of space, that
+our solar system takes up for the several worlds to perform their
+revolutions in round the Sun, is of the extent in a strait line of the
+whole diameter of the orbit or circle in which Saturn moves round the
+Sun, which being double his distance from the Sun, is fifteen hundred
+and twenty-six million miles; and its circular extent is nearly five
+thousand million; and its globical content is almost three thousand five
+hundred million times three thousand five hundred million square miles.
+[NOTE by Paine: If it should be asked, how can man know these things? I
+have one plain answer to give, which is, that man knows how to calculate
+an eclipse, and also how to calculate to a minute of time when the
+planet Venus, in making her revolutions round the Sun, will come in a
+strait line between our earth and the Sun, and will appear to us about
+the size of a large pea passing across the face of the Sun. This happens
+but twice in about a hundred years, at the distance of about eight years
+from each other, and has happened twice in our time, both of which were
+foreknown by calculation. It can also be known when they will happen
+again for a thousand years to come, or to any other portion of time.
+As therefore, man could not be able to do these things if he did not
+understand the solar system, and the manner in which the revolutions of
+the several planets or worlds are performed, the fact of calculating an
+eclipse, or a transit of Venus, is a proof in point that the knowledge
+exists; and as to a few thousand, or even a few million miles, more
+or less, it makes scarcely any sensible difference in such immense
+distances.--Author.]
+
+But this, immense as it is, is only one system of worlds. Beyond this,
+at a vast distance into space, far beyond all power of calculation, are
+the stars called the fixed stars. They are called fixed, because they
+have no revolutionary motion, as the six worlds or planets have that
+I have been describing. Those fixed stars continue always at the same
+distance from each other, and always in the same place, as the Sun does
+in the center of our system. The probability, therefore, is that each of
+those fixed stars is also a Sun, round which another system of worlds or
+planets, though too remote for us to discover, performs its revolutions,
+as our system of worlds does round our central Sun. By this easy
+progression of ideas, the immensity of space will appear to us to be
+filled with systems of worlds; and that no part of space lies at
+waste, any more than any part of our globe of earth and water is left
+unoccupied.
+
+Having thus endeavoured to convey, in a familiar and easy manner, some
+idea of the structure of the universe, I return to explain what I before
+alluded to, namely, the great benefits arising to man in consequence of
+the Creator having made a Plurality of worlds, such as our system is,
+consisting of a central Sun and six worlds, besides satellites, in
+preference to that of creating one world only of a vast extent.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV - ADVANTAGES OF THE EXISTENCE OF MANY WORLDS IN EACH SOLAR
+SYSTEM.
+
+IT is an idea I have never lost sight of, that all our knowledge of
+science is derived from the revolutions (exhibited to our eye and from
+thence to our understanding) which those several planets or worlds of
+which our system is composed make in their circuit round the Sun.
+
+Had then the quantity of matter which these six worlds contain been
+blended into one solitary globe, the consequence to us would have
+been, that either no revolutionary motion would have existed, or not a
+sufficiency of it to give us the ideas and the knowledge of science we
+now have; and it is from the sciences that all the mechanical arts that
+contribute so much to our earthly felicity and comfort are derived.
+
+As therefore the Creator made nothing in vain, so also must it be
+believed that he organized the structure of the universe in the most
+advantageous manner for the benefit of man; and as we see, and from
+experience feel, the benefits we derive from the structure of the
+universe, formed as it is, which benefits we should not have had the
+opportunity of enjoying if the structure, so far as relates to our
+system, had been a solitary globe, we can discover at least one reason
+why a plurality of worlds has been made, and that reason calls forth the
+devotional gratitude of man, as well as his admiration.
+
+But it is not to us, the inhabitants of this globe, only, that the
+benefits arising from a plurality of worlds are limited. The inhabitants
+of each of the worlds of which our system is composed, enjoy the same
+opportunities of knowledge as we do. They behold the revolutionary
+motions of our earth, as we behold theirs. All the planets revolve
+in sight of each other; and, therefore, the same universal school of
+science presents itself to all.
+
+Neither does the knowledge stop here. The system of worlds next to us
+exhibits, in its revolutions, the same principles and school of science,
+to the inhabitants of their system, as our system does to us, and in
+like manner throughout the immensity of space.
+
+Our ideas, not only of the almightiness of the Creator, but of his
+wisdom and his beneficence, become enlarged in proportion as we
+contemplate the extent and the structure of the universe. The solitary
+idea of a solitary world, rolling or at rest in the immense ocean of
+space, gives place to the cheerful idea of a society of worlds, so
+happily contrived as to administer, even by their motion, instruction
+to man. We see our own earth filled with abundance; but we forget to
+consider how much of that abundance is owing to the scientific knowledge
+the vast machinery of the universe has unfolded.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI - APPLICATION OF THE PRECEDING TO THE SYSTEM OF THE
+CHRISTIANS.
+
+BUT, in the midst of those reflections, what are we to think of the
+christian system of faith that forms itself upon the idea of only
+one world, and that of no greater extent, as is before shown, than
+twenty-five thousand miles. An extent which a man, walking at the rate
+of three miles an hour for twelve hours in the day, could he keep on in
+a circular direction, would walk entirely round in less than two years.
+Alas! what is this to the mighty ocean of space, and the almighty power
+of the Creator!
+
+From whence then could arise the solitary and strange conceit that
+the Almighty, who had millions of worlds equally dependent on his
+protection, should quit the care of all the rest, and come to die in our
+world, because, they say, one man and one woman had eaten an apple! And,
+on the other hand, are we to suppose that every world in the boundless
+creation had an Eve, an apple, a serpent, and a redeemer? In this case,
+the person who is irreverently called the Son of God, and sometimes
+God himself, would have nothing else to do than to travel from world
+to world, in an endless succession of death, with scarcely a momentary
+interval of life.
+
+It has been by rejecting the evidence, that the word, or works of God in
+the creation, affords to our senses, and the action of our reason upon
+that evidence, that so many wild and whimsical systems of faith, and of
+religion, have been fabricated and set up. There may be many systems of
+religion that so far from being morally bad are in many respects morally
+good: but there can be but ONE that is true; and that one necessarily
+must, as it ever will, be in all things consistent with the ever
+existing word of God that we behold in his works. But such is the
+strange construction of the christian system of faith, that every
+evidence the heavens affords to man, either directly contradicts it or
+renders it absurd.
+
+It is possible to believe, and I always feel pleasure in encouraging
+myself to believe it, that there have been men in the world who
+persuaded themselves that what is called a pious fraud, might, at least
+under particular circumstances, be productive of some good. But the
+fraud being once established, could not afterwards be explained; for
+it is with a pious fraud as with a bad action, it begets a calamitous
+necessity of going on.
+
+The persons who first preached the christian system of faith, and in
+some measure combined with it the morality preached by Jesus Christ,
+might persuade themselves that it was better than the heathen mythology
+that then prevailed. From the first preachers the fraud went on to
+the second, and to the third, till the idea of its being a pious fraud
+became lost in the belief of its being true; and that belief became
+again encouraged by the interest of those who made a livelihood by
+preaching it.
+
+But though such a belief might, by such means, be rendered almost
+general among the laity, it is next to impossible to account for the
+continual persecution carried on by the church, for several hundred
+years, against the sciences, and against the professors of science, if
+the church had not some record or tradition that it was originally
+no other than a pious fraud, or did not foresee that it could not be
+maintained against the evidence that the structure of the universe
+afforded.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII - OF THE MEANS EMPLOYED IN ALL TIME, AND ALMOST
+UNIVERSALLY, TO DECEIVE THE PEOPLES.
+
+HAVING thus shown the irreconcileable inconsistencies between the real
+word of God existing in the universe, and that which is called the word
+of God, as shown to us in a printed book that any man might make, I
+proceed to speak of the three principal means that have been employed in
+all ages, and perhaps in all countries, to impose upon mankind.
+
+Those three means are Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, The first two
+are incompatible with true religion, and the third ought always to be
+suspected.
+
+With respect to Mystery, everything we behold is, in one sense, a
+mystery to us. Our own existence is a mystery: the whole vegetable world
+is a mystery. We cannot account how it is that an acorn, when put into
+the ground, is made to develop itself and become an oak. We know not how
+it is that the seed we sow unfolds and multiplies itself, and returns to
+us such an abundant interest for so small a capital.
+
+The fact however, as distinct from the operating cause, is not a
+mystery, because we see it; and we know also the means we are to
+use, which is no other than putting the seed in the ground. We know,
+therefore, as much as is necessary for us to know; and that part of
+the operation that we do not know, and which if we did, we could not
+perform, the Creator takes upon himself and performs it for us. We are,
+therefore, better off than if we had been let into the secret, and left
+to do it for ourselves.
+
+But though every created thing is, in this sense, a mystery, the word
+mystery cannot be applied to moral truth, any more than obscurity can
+be applied to light. The God in whom we believe is a God of moral truth,
+and not a God of mystery or obscurity. Mystery is the antagonist
+of truth. It is a fog of human invention that obscures truth, and
+represents it in distortion. Truth never envelops itself in mystery;
+and the mystery in which it is at any time enveloped, is the work of its
+antagonist, and never of itself.
+
+Religion, therefore, being the belief of a God, and the practice of
+moral truth, cannot have connection with mystery. The belief of a God,
+so far from having any thing of mystery in it, is of all beliefs the
+most easy, because it arises to us, as is before observed, out of
+necessity. And the practice of moral truth, or, in other words, a
+practical imitation of the moral goodness of God, is no other than our
+acting towards each other as he acts benignly towards all. We cannot
+serve God in the manner we serve those who cannot do without such
+service; and, therefore, the only idea we can have of serving God, is
+that of contributing to the happiness of the living creation that God
+has made. This cannot be done by retiring ourselves from the society of
+the world, and spending a recluse life in selfish devotion.
+
+The very nature and design of religion, if I may so express it, prove
+even to demonstration that it must be free from every thing of mystery,
+and unincumbered with every thing that is mysterious. Religion,
+considered as a duty, is incumbent upon every living soul alike, and,
+therefore, must be on a level to the understanding and comprehension of
+all. Man does not learn religion as he learns the secrets and mysteries
+of a trade. He learns the theory of religion by reflection. It arises
+out of the action of his own mind upon the things which he sees, or upon
+what he may happen to hear or to read, and the practice joins itself
+thereto.
+
+When men, whether from policy or pious fraud, set up systems of religion
+incompatible with the word or works of God in the creation, and not
+only above but repugnant to human comprehension, they were under the
+necessity of inventing or adopting a word that should serve as a bar
+to all questions, inquiries and speculations. The word mystery answered
+this purpose, and thus it has happened that religion, which is in itself
+without mystery, has been corrupted into a fog of mysteries.
+
+As mystery answered all general purposes, miracle followed as an
+occasional auxiliary. The former served to bewilder the mind, the latter
+to puzzle the senses. The one was the lingo, the other the legerdemain.
+
+But before going further into this subject, it will be proper to inquire
+what is to be understood by a miracle.
+
+In the same sense that every thing may be said to be a mystery, so also
+may it be said that every thing is a miracle, and that no one thing is
+a greater miracle than another. The elephant, though larger, is not a
+greater miracle than a mite: nor a mountain a greater miracle than an
+atom. To an almighty power it is no more difficult to make the one than
+the other, and no more difficult to make a million of worlds than to
+make one. Every thing, therefore, is a miracle, in one sense; whilst,
+in the other sense, there is no such thing as a miracle. It is a miracle
+when compared to our power, and to our comprehension. It is not a
+miracle compared to the power that performs it. But as nothing in this
+description conveys the idea that is affixed to the word miracle, it is
+necessary to carry the inquiry further.
+
+Mankind have conceived to themselves certain laws, by which what they
+call nature is supposed to act; and that a miracle is something contrary
+to the operation and effect of those laws. But unless we know the whole
+extent of those laws, and of what are commonly called the powers of
+nature, we are not able to judge whether any thing that may appear to us
+wonderful or miraculous, be within, or be beyond, or be contrary to, her
+natural power of acting.
+
+The ascension of a man several miles high into the air, would have
+everything in it that constitutes the idea of a miracle, if it were not
+known that a species of air can be generated several times lighter than
+the common atmospheric air, and yet possess elasticity enough to prevent
+the balloon, in which that light air is inclosed, from being compressed
+into as many times less bulk, by the common air that surrounds it. In
+like manner, extracting flashes or sparks of fire from the human body,
+as visibly as from a steel struck with a flint, and causing iron or
+steel to move without any visible agent, would also give the idea of a
+miracle, if we were not acquainted with electricity and magnetism; so
+also would many other experiments in natural philosophy, to those who
+are not acquainted with the subject. The restoring persons to life who
+are to appearance dead as is practised upon drowned persons, would also
+be a miracle, if it were not known that animation is capable of being
+suspended without being extinct.
+
+Besides these, there are performances by slight of hand, and by persons
+acting in concert, that have a miraculous appearance, which, when known,
+are thought nothing of. And, besides these, there are mechanical and
+optical deceptions. There is now an exhibition in Paris of ghosts or
+spectres, which, though it is not imposed upon the spectators as a fact,
+has an astonishing appearance. As, therefore, we know not the extent to
+which either nature or art can go, there is no criterion to determine
+what a miracle is; and mankind, in giving credit to appearances, under
+the idea of their being miracles, are subject to be continually imposed
+upon.
+
+Since then appearances are so capable of deceiving, and things not
+real have a strong resemblance to things that are, nothing can be more
+inconsistent than to suppose that the Almighty would make use of means,
+such as are called miracles, that would subject the person who performed
+them to the suspicion of being an impostor, and the person who related
+them to be suspected of lying, and the doctrine intended to be supported
+thereby to be suspected as a fabulous invention.
+
+Of all the modes of evidence that ever were invented to obtain belief to
+any system or opinion to which the name of religion has been given, that
+of miracle, however successful the imposition may have been, is the most
+inconsistent. For, in the first place, whenever recourse is had to show,
+for the purpose of procuring that belief (for a miracle, under any
+idea of the word, is a show) it implies a lameness or weakness in the
+doctrine that is preached. And, in the second place, it is degrading the
+Almighty into the character of a show-man, playing tricks to amuse and
+make the people stare and wonder. It is also the most equivocal sort of
+evidence that can be set up; for the belief is not to depend upon the
+thing called a miracle, but upon the credit of the reporter, who says
+that he saw it; and, therefore, the thing, were it true, would have no
+better chance of being believed than if it were a lie.
+
+Suppose I were to say, that when I sat down to write this book, a hand
+presented itself in the air, took up the pen and wrote every word that
+is herein written; would any body believe me? Certainly they would not.
+Would they believe me a whit the more if the thing had been a fact?
+Certainly they would not. Since then a real miracle, were it to happen,
+would be subject to the same fate as the falsehood, the inconsistency
+becomes the greater of supposing the Almighty would make use of means
+that would not answer the purpose for which they were intended, even if
+they were real.
+
+If we are to suppose a miracle to be something so entirely out of the
+course of what is called nature, that she must go out of that course
+to accomplish it, and we see an account given of such a miracle by the
+person who said he saw it, it raises a question in the mind very easily
+decided, which is,--Is it more probable that nature should go out of
+her course, or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our
+time, nature go out of her course; but we have good reason to believe
+that millions of lies have been told in the same time; it is, therefore,
+at least millions to one, that the reporter of a miracle tells a lie.
+
+The story of the whale swallowing Jonah, though a whale is large
+enough to do it, borders greatly on the marvellous; but it would have
+approached nearer to the idea of a miracle, if Jonah had swallowed the
+whale. In this, which may serve for all cases of miracles, the matter
+would decide itself as before stated, namely, Is it more probable that a
+man should have, swallowed a whale, or told a lie?
+
+But suppose that Jonah had really swallowed the whale, and gone with
+it in his belly to Nineveh, and to convince the people that it was true
+have cast it up in their sight, of the full length and size of a whale,
+would they not have believed him to have been the devil instead of a
+prophet? or if the whale had carried Jonah to Nineveh, and cast him up
+in the same public manner, would they not have believed the whale to
+have been the devil, and Jonah one of his imps?
+
+The most extraordinary of all the things called miracles, related in the
+New Testament, is that of the devil flying away with Jesus Christ,
+and carrying him to the top of a high mountain; and to the top of the
+highest pinnacle of the temple, and showing him and promising to him
+all the kingdoms of the world. How happened it that he did not discover
+America? or is it only with kingdoms that his sooty highness has any
+interest.
+
+I have too much respect for the moral character of Christ to believe
+that he told this whale of a miracle himself: neither is it easy to
+account for what purpose it could have been fabricated, unless it were
+to impose upon the connoisseurs of miracles, as is sometimes practised
+upon the connoisseurs of Queen Anne's farthings, and collectors of
+relics and antiquities; or to render the belief of miracles ridiculous,
+by outdoing miracle, as Don Quixote outdid chivalry; or to embarrass the
+belief of miracles, by making it doubtful by what power, whether of God
+or of the devil, any thing called a miracle was performed. It requires,
+however, a great deal of faith in the devil to believe this miracle.
+
+In every point of view in which those things called miracles can be
+placed and considered, the reality of them is improbable, and their
+existence unnecessary. They would not, as before observed, answer any
+useful purpose, even if they were true; for it is more difficult to
+obtain belief to a miracle, than to a principle evidently moral, without
+any miracle. Moral principle speaks universally for itself. Miracle
+could be but a thing of the moment, and seen but by a few; after this it
+requires a transfer of faith from God to man to believe a miracle upon
+man's report. Instead, therefore, of admitting the recitals of miracles
+as evidence of any system of religion being true, they ought to be
+considered as symptoms of its being fabulous. It is necessary to the
+full and upright character of truth that it rejects the crutch; and it
+is consistent with the character of fable to seek the aid that truth
+rejects. Thus much for Mystery and Miracle.
+
+As Mystery and Miracle took charge of the past and the present, Prophecy
+took charge of the future, and rounded the tenses of faith. It was
+not sufficient to know what had been done, but what would be done. The
+supposed prophet was the supposed historian of times to come; and if
+he happened, in shooting with a long bow of a thousand years, to strike
+within a thousand miles of a mark, the ingenuity of posterity could make
+it point-blank; and if he happened to be directly wrong, it was only
+to suppose, as in the case of Jonah and Nineveh, that God had repented
+himself and changed his mind. What a fool do fabulous systems make of
+man!
+
+It has been shewn, in a former part of this work, that the original
+meaning of the words prophet and prophesying has been changed, and that
+a prophet, in the sense of the word as now used, is a creature of modern
+invention; and it is owing to this change in the meaning of the words,
+that the flights and metaphors of the Jewish poets, and phrases and
+expressions now rendered obscure by our not being acquainted with the
+local circumstances to which they applied at the time they were used,
+have been erected into prophecies, and made to bend to explanations
+at the will and whimsical conceits of sectaries, expounders, and
+commentators. Every thing unintelligible was prophetical, and every
+thing insignificant was typical. A blunder would have served for a
+prophecy; and a dish-clout for a type.
+
+If by a prophet we are to suppose a man to whom the Almighty
+communicated some event that would take place in future, either there
+were such men, or there were not. If there were, it is consistent to
+believe that the event so communicated would be told in terms that could
+be understood, and not related in such a loose and obscure manner as to
+be out of the comprehension of those that heard it, and so equivocal
+as to fit almost any circumstance that might happen afterwards. It is
+conceiving very irreverently of the Almighty, to suppose he would
+deal in this jesting manner with mankind; yet all the things called
+prophecies in the book called the Bible come under this description.
+
+But it is with Prophecy as it is with Miracle. It could not answer the
+purpose even if it were real. Those to whom a prophecy should be told
+could not tell whether the man prophesied or lied, or whether it had
+been revealed to him, or whether he conceited it; and if the thing that
+he prophesied, or pretended to prophesy, should happen, or some thing
+like it, among the multitude of things that are daily happening, nobody
+could again know whether he foreknew it, or guessed at it, or whether
+it was accidental. A prophet, therefore, is a character useless and
+unnecessary; and the safe side of the case is to guard against being
+imposed upon, by not giving credit to such relations.
+
+Upon the whole, Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, are appendages that
+belong to fabulous and not to true religion. They are the means by which
+so many Lo heres! and Lo theres! have been spread about the world,
+and religion been made into a trade. The success of one impostor gave
+encouragement to another, and the quieting salvo of doing some good by
+keeping up a pious fraud protected them from remorse.
+
+RECAPITULATION.
+
+HAVING now extended the subject to a greater length than I first
+intended, I shall bring it to a close by abstracting a summary from the
+whole.
+
+First, That the idea or belief of a word of God existing in print, or in
+writing, or in speech, is inconsistent in itself for the reasons already
+assigned. These reasons, among many others, are the want of an universal
+language; the mutability of language; the errors to which translations
+are subject, the possibility of totally suppressing such a word; the
+probability of altering it, or of fabricating the whole, and imposing it
+upon the world.
+
+Secondly, That the Creation we behold is the real and ever existing word
+of God, in which we cannot be deceived. It proclaimeth his power, it
+demonstrates his wisdom, it manifests his goodness and beneficence.
+
+Thirdly, That the moral duty of man consists in imitating the moral
+goodness and beneficence of God manifested in the creation towards all
+his creatures. That seeing as we daily do the goodness of God to all
+men, it is an example calling upon all men to practise the same towards
+each other; and, consequently, that every thing of persecution and
+revenge between man and man, and every thing of cruelty to animals, is a
+violation of moral duty.
+
+I trouble not myself about the manner of future existence. I content
+myself with believing, even to positive conviction, that the power that
+gave me existence is able to continue it, in any form and manner he
+pleases, either with or without this body; and it appears more probable
+to me that I shall continue to exist hereafter than that I should have
+had existence, as I now have, before that existence began.
+
+It is certain that, in one point, all nations of the earth and all
+religions agree. All believe in a God. The things in which they disgrace
+are the redundancies annexed to that belief; and therefore, if ever an
+universal religion should prevail, it will not be believing any thing
+new, but in getting rid of redundancies, and believing as man believed
+at first. ["In the childhood of the world," according to the first
+(French) version; and the strict translation of the final sentence is:
+"Deism was the religion of Adam, supposing him not an imaginary being;
+but none the less must it be left to all men to follow, as is their
+right, the religion and worship they prefer."--Editor.] Adam, if ever
+there was such a man, was created a Deist; but in the mean time, let
+every man follow, as he has a right to do, the religion and worship he
+prefers.
+
+
+END OF PART I
+
+
+
+
+
+THE AGE OF REASON - PART II
+
+
+ Contents
+
+ * Preface
+ * Chapter I - The Old Testament
+ * Chapter II - The New Testament
+ * Chapter III - Conclusion
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+I HAVE mentioned in the former part of The Age of Reason that it had
+long been my intention to publish my thoughts upon Religion; but that I
+had originally reserved it to a later period in life, intending it to
+be the last work I should undertake. The circumstances, however, which
+existed in France in the latter end of the year 1793, determined me to
+delay it no longer. The just and humane principles of the Revolution
+which Philosophy had first diffused, had been departed from. The Idea,
+always dangerous to Society as it is derogatory to the Almighty,--that
+priests could forgive sins,--though it seemed to exist no longer, had
+blunted the feelings of humanity, and callously prepared men for the
+commission of all crimes. The intolerant spirit of church persecution
+had transferred itself into politics; the tribunals, stiled
+Revolutionary, supplied the place of an Inquisition; and the Guillotine
+of the Stake. I saw many of my most intimate friends destroyed; others
+daily carried to prison; and I had reason to believe, and had also
+intimations given me, that the same danger was approaching myself.
+
+Under these disadvantages, I began the former part of the Age of Reason;
+I had, besides, neither Bible nor Testament [It must be borne in mind
+that throughout this work Paine generally means by "Bible" only the Old
+Testament, and speaks of the New as the "Testament."--Editor.] to
+refer to, though I was writing against both; nor could I procure any;
+notwithstanding which I have produced a work that no Bible Believer,
+though writing at his ease and with a Library of Church Books about him,
+can refute. Towards the latter end of December of that year, a motion
+was made and carried, to exclude foreigners from the Convention. There
+were but two, Anacharsis Cloots and myself; and I saw I was particularly
+pointed at by Bourdon de l'Oise, in his speech on that motion.
+
+Conceiving, after this, that I had but a few days of liberty, I sat down
+and brought the work to a close as speedily as possible; and I had not
+finished it more than six hours, in the state it has since appeared,
+[This is an allusion to the essay which Paine wrote at an earlier part
+of 1793. See Introduction.--Editor.] before a guard came there, about
+three in the morning, with an order signed by the two Committees of
+Public Safety and Surety General, for putting me in arrestation as
+a foreigner, and conveying me to the prison of the Luxembourg. I
+contrived, in my way there, to call on Joel Barlow, and I put the
+Manuscript of the work into his hands, as more safe than in my
+possession in prison; and not knowing what might be the fate in France
+either of the writer or the work, I addressed it to the protection of
+the citizens of the United States.
+
+It is justice that I say, that the guard who executed this order, and
+the interpreter to the Committee of General Surety, who accompanied
+them to examine my papers, treated me not only with civility, but with
+respect. The keeper of the 'Luxembourg, Benoit, a man of good heart,
+shewed to me every friendship in his power, as did also all his family,
+while he continued in that station. He was removed from it, put
+into arrestation, and carried before the tribunal upon a malignant
+accusation, but acquitted.
+
+After I had been in Luxembourg about three weeks, the Americans then in
+Paris went in a body to the Convention to reclaim me as their countryman
+and friend; but were answered by the President, Vadier, who was also
+President of the Committee of Surety General, and had signed the order
+for my arrestation, that I was born in England. [These excited Americans
+do not seem to have understood or reported the most important item in
+Vadeer's reply, namely that their application was "unofficial," i.e. not
+made through or sanctioned by Gouverneur Morris, American Minister.
+For the detailed history of all this see vol. iii.--Editor.] I heard no
+more, after this, from any person out of the walls of the prison, till
+the fall of Robespierre, on the 9th of Thermidor--July 27, 1794.
+
+About two months before this event, I was seized with a fever that in
+its progress had every symptom of becoming mortal, and from the effects
+of which I am not recovered. It was then that I remembered with renewed
+satisfaction, and congratulated myself most sincerely, on having written
+the former part of The Age of Reason. I had then but little expectation
+of surviving, and those about me had less. I know therefore by
+experience the conscientious trial of my own principles.
+
+I was then with three chamber comrades: Joseph Vanheule of Bruges,
+Charles Bastfni, and Michael Robyns of Louvain. The unceasing and
+anxious attention of these three friends to me, by night and day, I
+remember with gratitude and mention with pleasure. It happened that a
+physician (Dr. Graham) and a surgeon, (Mr. Bond,) part of the suite of
+General O'Hara, [The officer who at Yorktown, Virginia, carried out
+the sword of Cornwallis for surrender, and satirically offered it to
+Rochambeau instead of Washington. Paine loaned him 300 pounds when he
+(O'Hara) left the prison, the money he had concealed in the lock of
+his cell-door.--Editor.] were then in the Luxembourg: I ask not myself
+whether it be convenient to them, as men under the English Government,
+that I express to them my thanks; but I should reproach myself if I did
+not; and also to the physician of the Luxembourg, Dr. Markoski.
+
+I have some reason to believe, because I cannot discover any other, that
+this illness preserved me in existence. Among the papers of Robespierre
+that were examined and reported upon to the Convention by a Committee of
+Deputies, is a note in the hand writing of Robespierre, in the following
+words:
+
+"Demander que Thomas Paine soit decrete d'accusation, pour l'interet de
+l'Amerique autant que de la France."
+
+[Demand that Thomas Paine be decreed of accusation, for the interest
+of America, as well as of France.] From what cause it was that the
+intention was not put in execution, I know not, and cannot inform
+myself; and therefore I ascribe it to impossibility, on account of that
+illness.
+
+The Convention, to repair as much as lay in their power the injustice I
+had sustained, invited me publickly and unanimously to return into the
+Convention, and which I accepted, to shew I could bear an injury without
+permitting it to injure my principles or my disposition. It is not
+because right principles have been violated, that they are to be
+abandoned.
+
+I have seen, since I have been at liberty, several publications written,
+some in America, and some in England, as answers to the former part of
+"The Age of Reason." If the authors of these can amuse themselves by so
+doing, I shall not interrupt them, They may write against the work, and
+against me, as much as they please; they do me more service than they
+intend, and I can have no objection that they write on. They will find,
+however, by this Second Part, without its being written as an answer to
+them, that they must return to their work, and spin their cobweb over
+again. The first is brushed away by accident.
+
+They will now find that I have furnished myself with a Bible and
+Testament; and I can say also that I have found them to be much worse
+books than I had conceived. If I have erred in any thing, in the former
+part of the Age of Reason, it has been by speaking better of some parts
+than they deserved.
+
+I observe, that all my opponents resort, more or less, to what they call
+Scripture Evidence and Bible authority, to help them out. They are
+so little masters of the subject, as to confound a dispute about
+authenticity with a dispute about doctrines; I will, however, put them
+right, that if they should be disposed to write any more, they may know
+how to begin.
+
+THOMAS PAINE. October, 1795.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I - THE OLD TESTAMENT
+
+IT has often been said that any thing may be proved from the Bible; but
+before any thing can be admitted as proved by Bible, the Bible itself
+must be proved to be true; for if the Bible be not true, or the truth of
+it be doubtful, it ceases to have authority, and cannot be admitted as
+proof of any thing.
+
+It has been the practice of all Christian commentators on the Bible, and
+of all Christian priests and preachers, to impose the Bible on the
+world as a mass of truth, and as the word of God; they have disputed
+and wrangled, and have anathematized each other about the supposeable
+meaning of particular parts and passages therein; one has said and
+insisted that such a passage meant such a thing, another that it meant
+directly the contrary, and a third, that it meant neither one nor the
+other, but something different from both; and this they have called
+understanding the Bible.
+
+It has happened, that all the answers that I have seen to the former
+part of 'The Age of Reason' have been written by priests: and these
+pious men, like their predecessors, contend and wrangle, and understand
+the Bible; each understands it differently, but each understands it
+best; and they have agreed in nothing but in telling their readers that
+Thomas Paine understands it not.
+
+Now instead of wasting their time, and heating themselves in fractious
+disputations about doctrinal points drawn from the Bible, these men
+ought to know, and if they do not it is civility to inform them,
+that the first thing to be understood is, whether there is sufficient
+authority for believing the Bible to be the word of God, or whether
+there is not?
+
+There are matters in that book, said to be done by the express command
+of God, that are as shocking to humanity, and to every idea we have of
+moral justice, as any thing done by Robespierre, by Carrier, by Joseph
+le Bon, in France, by the English government in the East Indies, or by
+any other assassin in modern times. When we read in the books ascribed
+to Moses, Joshua, etc., that they (the Israelites) came by stealth upon
+whole nations of people, who, as the history itself shews, had given
+them no offence; that they put all those nations to the sword; that they
+spared neither age nor infancy; that they utterly destroyed men, women
+and children; that they left not a soul to breathe; expressions that are
+repeated over and over again in those books, and that too with exulting
+ferocity; are we sure these things are facts? are we sure that the
+Creator of man commissioned those things to be done? Are we sure that
+the books that tell us so were written by his authority?
+
+It is not the antiquity of a tale that is an evidence of its truth;
+on the contrary, it is a symptom of its being fabulous; for the more
+ancient any history pretends to be, the more it has the resemblance of
+a fable. The origin of every nation is buried in fabulous tradition, and
+that of the Jews is as much to be suspected as any other.
+
+To charger the commission of things upon the Almighty, which in their
+own nature, and by every rule of moral justice, are crimes, as all
+assassination is, and more especially the assassination of infants, is
+matter of serious concern. The Bible tells us, that those assassinations
+were done by the express command of God. To believe therefore the Bible
+to be true, we must unbelieve all our belief in the moral justice of
+God; for wherein could crying or smiling infants offend? And to read
+the Bible without horror, we must undo every thing that is tender,
+sympathising, and benevolent in the heart of man. Speaking for myself,
+if I had no other evidence that the Bible is fabulous, than the
+sacrifice I must make to believe it to be true, that alone would be
+sufficient to determine my choice.
+
+But in addition to all the moral evidence against the Bible, I will, in
+the progress of this work, produce such other evidence as even a
+priest cannot deny; and show, from that evidence, that the Bible is not
+entitled to credit, as being the word of God.
+
+But, before I proceed to this examination, I will show wherein the Bible
+differs from all other ancient writings with respect to the nature of
+the evidence necessary to establish its authenticity; and this is is
+the more proper to be done, because the advocates of the Bible, in their
+answers to the former part of 'The Age of Reason,' undertake to say, and
+they put some stress thereon, that the authenticity of the Bible is as
+well established as that of any other ancient book: as if our belief of
+the one could become any rule for our belief of the other.
+
+I know, however, but of one ancient book that authoritatively challenges
+universal consent and belief, and that is Euclid's Elements of Geometry;
+[Euclid, according to chronological history, lived three hundred years
+before Christ, and about one hundred before Archimedes; he was of the
+city of Alexandria, in Egypt.--Author.] and the reason is, because it
+is a book of self-evident demonstration, entirely independent of its
+author, and of every thing relating to time, place, and circumstance.
+The matters contained in that book would have the same authority they
+now have, had they been written by any other person, or had the work
+been anonymous, or had the author never been known; for the identical
+certainty of who was the author makes no part of our belief of the
+matters contained in the book. But it is quite otherwise with respect to
+the books ascribed to Moses, to Joshua, to Samuel, etc.: those are
+books of testimony, and they testify of things naturally incredible;
+and therefore the whole of our belief, as to the authenticity of those
+books, rests, in the first place, upon the certainty that they were
+written by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel; secondly, upon the credit we give
+to their testimony. We may believe the first, that is, may believe the
+certainty of the authorship, and yet not the testimony; in the same
+manner that we may believe that a certain person gave evidence upon a
+case, and yet not believe the evidence that he gave. But if it should
+be found that the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, and Samuel, were not
+written by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel, every part of the authority and
+authenticity of those books is gone at once; for there can be no such
+thing as forged or invented testimony; neither can there be anonymous
+testimony, more especially as to things naturally incredible; such
+as that of talking with God face to face, or that of the sun and moon
+standing still at the command of a man.
+
+The greatest part of the other ancient books are works of genius; of
+which kind are those ascribed to Homer, to Plato, to Aristotle, to
+Demosthenes, to Cicero, etc. Here again the author is not an essential
+in the credit we give to any of those works; for as works of genius they
+would have the same merit they have now, were they anonymous. Nobody
+believes the Trojan story, as related by Homer, to be true; for it is
+the poet only that is admired, and the merit of the poet will remain,
+though the story be fabulous. But if we disbelieve the matters related
+by the Bible authors (Moses for instance) as we disbelieve the things
+related by Homer, there remains nothing of Moses in our estimation, but
+an imposter. As to the ancient historians, from Herodotus to Tacitus, we
+credit them as far as they relate things probable and credible, and no
+further: for if we do, we must believe the two miracles which Tacitus
+relates were performed by Vespasian, that of curing a lame man, and a
+blind man, in just the same manner as the same things are told of Jesus
+Christ by his historians. We must also believe the miracles cited by
+Josephus, that of the sea of Pamphilia opening to let Alexander and his
+army pass, as is related of the Red Sea in Exodus. These miracles are
+quite as well authenticated as the Bible miracles, and yet we do not
+believe them; consequently the degree of evidence necessary to establish
+our belief of things naturally incredible, whether in the Bible or
+elsewhere, is far greater than that which obtains our belief to natural
+and probable things; and therefore the advocates for the Bible have no
+claim to our belief of the Bible because that we believe things stated
+in other ancient writings; since that we believe the things stated
+in those writings no further than they are probable and credible, or
+because they are self-evident, like Euclid; or admire them because they
+are elegant, like Homer; or approve them because they are sedate, like
+Plato; or judicious, like Aristotle.
+
+Having premised these things, I proceed to examine the authenticity of
+the Bible; and I begin with what are called the five books of Moses,
+Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. My intention is to
+shew that those books are spurious, and that Moses is not the author of
+them; and still further, that they were not written in the time of Moses
+nor till several hundred years afterwards; that they are no other than
+an attempted history of the life of Moses, and of the times in which he
+is said to have lived, and also of the times prior thereto, written by
+some very ignorant and stupid pretenders to authorship, several hundred
+years after the death of Moses; as men now write histories of things
+that happened, or are supposed to have happened, several hundred or
+several thousand years ago.
+
+The evidence that I shall produce in this case is from the books
+themselves; and I will confine myself to this evidence only. Were I to
+refer for proofs to any of the ancient authors, whom the advocates of
+the Bible call prophane authors, they would controvert that authority,
+as I controvert theirs: I will therefore meet them on their own ground,
+and oppose them with their own weapon, the Bible.
+
+In the first place, there is no affirmative evidence that Moses is
+the author of those books; and that he is the author, is altogether an
+unfounded opinion, got abroad nobody knows how. The style and manner
+in which those books are written give no room to believe, or even to
+suppose, they were written by Moses; for it is altogether the style and
+manner of another person speaking of Moses. In Exodus, Leviticus and
+Numbers, (for every thing in Genesis is prior to the times of Moses and
+not the least allusion is made to him therein,) the whole, I say, of
+these books is in the third person; it is always, the Lord said unto
+Moses, or Moses said unto the Lord; or Moses said unto the people,
+or the people said unto Moses; and this is the style and manner that
+historians use in speaking of the person whose lives and actions they
+are writing. It may be said, that a man may speak of himself in the
+third person, and, therefore, it may be supposed that Moses did; but
+supposition proves nothing; and if the advocates for the belief that
+Moses wrote those books himself have nothing better to advance than
+supposition, they may as well be silent.
+
+But granting the grammatical right, that Moses might speak of himself in
+the third person, because any man might speak of himself in that manner,
+it cannot be admitted as a fact in those books, that it is Moses who
+speaks, without rendering Moses truly ridiculous and absurd:--for
+example, Numbers xii. 3: "Now the man Moses was very MEEK, above all the
+men which were on the face of the earth." If Moses said this of himself,
+instead of being the meekest of men, he was one of the most vain and
+arrogant coxcombs; and the advocates for those books may now take which
+side they please, for both sides are against them: if Moses was not the
+author, the books are without authority; and if he was the author, the
+author is without credit, because to boast of meekness is the reverse of
+meekness, and is a lie in sentiment.
+
+In Deuteronomy, the style and manner of writing marks more evidently
+than in the former books that Moses is not the writer. The manner here
+used is dramatical; the writer opens the subject by a short introductory
+discourse, and then introduces Moses as in the act of speaking, and when
+he has made Moses finish his harrangue, he (the writer) resumes his own
+part, and speaks till he brings Moses forward again, and at last closes
+the scene with an account of the death, funeral, and character of Moses.
+
+This interchange of speakers occurs four times in this book: from the
+first verse of the first chapter, to the end of the fifth verse, it is
+the writer who speaks; he then introduces Moses as in the act of making
+his harrangue, and this continues to the end of the 40th verse of the
+fourth chapter; here the writer drops Moses, and speaks historically of
+what was done in consequence of what Moses, when living, is supposed to
+have said, and which the writer has dramatically rehearsed.
+
+The writer opens the subject again in the first verse of the fifth
+chapter, though it is only by saying that Moses called the people of
+Israel together; he then introduces Moses as before, and continues him
+as in the act of speaking, to the end of the 26th chapter. He does the
+same thing at the beginning of the 27th chapter; and continues Moses
+as in the act of speaking, to the end of the 28th chapter. At the 29th
+chapter the writer speaks again through the whole of the first verse,
+and the first line of the second verse, where he introduces Moses for
+the last time, and continues him as in the act of speaking, to the end
+of the 33d chapter.
+
+The writer having now finished the rehearsal on the part of Moses, comes
+forward, and speaks through the whole of the last chapter: he begins by
+telling the reader, that Moses went up to the top of Pisgah, that he
+saw from thence the land which (the writer says) had been promised to
+Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob; that he, Moses, died there in the land of
+Moab, that he buried him in a valley in the land of Moab, but that no
+man knoweth of his sepulchre unto this day, that is unto the time in
+which the writer lived who wrote the book of Deuteronomy. The writer
+then tells us, that Moses was one hundred and ten years of age when he
+died--that his eye was not dim, nor his natural force abated; and he
+concludes by saying, that there arose not a prophet since in Israel
+like unto Moses, whom, says this anonymous writer, the Lord knew face to
+face.
+
+Having thus shewn, as far as grammatical evidence implies, that
+Moses was not the writer of those books, I will, after making a few
+observations on the inconsistencies of the writer of the book of
+Deuteronomy, proceed to shew, from the historical and chronological
+evidence contained in those books, that Moses was not, because he could
+not be, the writer of them; and consequently, that there is no authority
+for believing that the inhuman and horrid butcheries of men, women, and
+children, told of in those books, were done, as those books say they
+were, at the command of God. It is a duty incumbent on every true deist,
+that he vindicates the moral justice of God against the calumnies of the
+Bible.
+
+The writer of the book of Deuteronomy, whoever he was, for it is an
+anonymous work, is obscure, and also contradictory with himself in the
+account he has given of Moses.
+
+After telling that Moses went to the top of Pisgah (and it does not
+appear from any account that he ever came down again) he tells us, that
+Moses died there in the land of Moab, and that he buried him in a valley
+in the land of Moab; but as there is no antecedent to the pronoun he,
+there is no knowing who he was, that did bury him. If the writer meant
+that he (God) buried him, how should he (the writer) know it? or why
+should we (the readers) believe him? since we know not who the writer
+was that tells us so, for certainly Moses could not himself tell where
+he was buried.
+
+The writer also tells us, that no man knoweth where the sepulchre of
+Moses is unto this day, meaning the time in which this writer lived;
+how then should he know that Moses was buried in a valley in the land
+of Moab? for as the writer lived long after the time of Moses, as is
+evident from his using the expression of unto this day, meaning a great
+length of time after the death of Moses, he certainly was not at his
+funeral; and on the other hand, it is impossible that Moses himself
+could say that no man knoweth where the sepulchre is unto this day. To
+make Moses the speaker, would be an improvement on the play of a child
+that hides himself and cries nobody can find me; nobody can find Moses.
+
+This writer has no where told us how he came by the speeches which he
+has put into the mouth of Moses to speak, and therefore we have a right
+to conclude that he either composed them himself, or wrote them from
+oral tradition. One or other of these is the more probable, since he
+has given, in the fifth chapter, a table of commandments, in which that
+called the fourth commandment is different from the fourth commandment
+in the twentieth chapter of Exodus. In that of Exodus, the reason given
+for keeping the seventh day is, because (says the commandment) God made
+the heavens and the earth in six days, and rested on the seventh; but in
+that of Deuteronomy, the reason given is, that it was the day on which
+the children of Israel came out of Egypt, and therefore, says this
+commandment, the Lord thy God commanded thee to kee the sabbath-day This
+makes no mention of the creation, nor that of the coming out of Egypt.
+There are also many things given as laws of Moses in this book, that are
+not to be found in any of the other books; among which is that inhuman
+and brutal law, xxi. 18, 19, 20, 21, which authorizes parents, the
+father and the mother, to bring their own children to have them stoned
+to death for what it pleased them to call stubbornness.--But priests
+have always been fond of preaching up Deuteronomy, for Deuteronomy
+preaches up tythes; and it is from this book, xxv. 4, they have taken
+the phrase, and applied it to tything, that "thou shalt not muzzle
+the ox when he treadeth Out the corn:" and that this might not escape
+observation, they have noted it in the table of contents at the head of
+the chapter, though it is only a single verse of less than two lines. O
+priests! priests! ye are willing to be compared to an ox, for the sake
+of tythes. [An elegant pocket edition of Paine's Theological Works
+(London. R. Carlile, 1822) has in its title a picture of Paine, as a
+Moses in evening dress, unfolding the two tables of his "Age of Reason"
+to a farmer from whom the Bishop of Llandaff (who replied to this work)
+has taken a sheaf and a lamb which he is carrying to a church at the
+summit of a well stocked hill.--Editor.]--Though it is impossible for
+us to know identically who the writer of Deuteronomy was, it is not
+difficult to discover him professionally, that he was some Jewish
+priest, who lived, as I shall shew in the course of this work, at least
+three hundred and fifty years after the time of Moses.
+
+I come now to speak of the historical and chronological evidence. The
+chronology that I shall use is the Bible chronology; for I mean not to
+go out of the Bible for evidence of any thing, but to make the Bible
+itself prove historically and chronologically that Moses is not the
+author of the books ascribed to him. It is therefore proper that I
+inform the readers (such an one at least as may not have the opportunity
+of knowing it) that in the larger Bibles, and also in some smaller ones,
+there is a series of chronology printed in the margin of every page for
+the purpose of showing how long the historical matters stated in each
+page happened, or are supposed to have happened, before Christ, and
+consequently the distance of time between one historical circumstance
+and another.
+
+I begin with the book of Genesis.--In Genesis xiv., the writer gives an
+account of Lot being taken prisoner in a battle between the four kings
+against five, and carried off; and that when the account of Lot being
+taken came to Abraham, that he armed all his household and marched to
+rescue Lot from the captors; and that he pursued them unto Dan. (ver.
+14.)
+
+To shew in what manner this expression of Pursuing them unto Dan applies
+to the case in question, I will refer to two circumstances, the one in
+America, the other in France. The city now called New York, in America,
+was originally New Amsterdam; and the town in France, lately called
+Havre Marat, was before called Havre-de-Grace. New Amsterdam was changed
+to New York in the year 1664; Havre-de-Grace to Havre Marat in the year
+1793. Should, therefore, any writing be found, though without date,
+in which the name of New-York should be mentioned, it would be certain
+evidence that such a writing could not have been written before, and
+must have been written after New Amsterdam was changed to New York, and
+consequently not till after the year 1664, or at least during the course
+of that year. And in like manner, any dateless writing, with the name
+of Havre Marat, would be certain evidence that such a writing must have
+been written after Havre-de-Grace became Havre Marat, and consequently
+not till after the year 1793, or at least during the course of that
+year.
+
+I now come to the application of those cases, and to show that there
+was no such place as Dan till many years after the death of Moses; and
+consequently, that Moses could not be the writer of the book of Genesis,
+where this account of pursuing them unto Dan is given.
+
+The place that is called Dan in the Bible was originally a town of the
+Gentiles, called Laish; and when the tribe of Dan seized upon this
+town, they changed its name to Dan, in commemoration of Dan, who was the
+father of that tribe, and the great grandson of Abraham.
+
+To establish this in proof, it is necessary to refer from Genesis to
+chapter xviii. of the book called the Book of judges. It is there said
+(ver. 27) that "they (the Danites) came unto Laish to a people that were
+quiet and secure, and they smote them with the edge of the sword [the
+Bible is filled with murder] and burned the city with fire; and they
+built a city, (ver. 28,) and dwelt therein, and [ver. 29,] they called
+the name of the city Dan, after the name of Dan, their father; howbeit
+the name of the city was Laish at the first."
+
+This account of the Danites taking possession of Laish and changing it
+to Dan, is placed in the book of Judges immediately after the death of
+Samson. The death of Samson is said to have happened B.C. 1120 and
+that of Moses B.C. 1451; and, therefore, according to the historical
+arrangement, the place was not called Dan till 331 years after the death
+of Moses.
+
+There is a striking confusion between the historical and the
+chronological arrangement in the book of judges. The last five chapters,
+as they stand in the book, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, are put chronologically
+before all the preceding chapters; they are made to be 28 years before
+the 16th chapter, 266 before the 15th, 245 before the 13th, 195 before
+the 9th, go before the 4th, and 15 years before the 1st chapter. This
+shews the uncertain and fabulous state of the Bible. According to the
+chronological arrangement, the taking of Laish, and giving it the name
+of Dan, is made to be twenty years after the death of Joshua, who was
+the successor of Moses; and by the historical order, as it stands in
+the book, it is made to be 306 years after the death of Joshua, and 331
+after that of Moses; but they both exclude Moses from being the writer
+of Genesis, because, according to either of the statements, no such a
+place as Dan existed in the time of Moses; and therefore the writer of
+Genesis must have been some person who lived after the town of Laish had
+the name of Dan; and who that person was nobody knows, and consequently
+the book of Genesis is anonymous, and without authority.
+
+I come now to state another point of historical and chronological
+evidence, and to show therefrom, as in the preceding case, that Moses is
+not the author of the book of Genesis.
+
+In Genesis xxxvi. there is given a genealogy of the sons and descendants
+of Esau, who are called Edomites, and also a list by name of the kings
+of Edom; in enumerating of which, it is said, verse 31, "And these are
+the kings that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the
+children of Israel."
+
+Now, were any dateless writing to be found, in which, speaking of any
+past events, the writer should say, these things happened before there
+was any Congress in America, or before there was any Convention in
+France, it would be evidence that such writing could not have been
+written before, and could only be written after there was a Congress
+in America or a Convention in France, as the case might be; and,
+consequently, that it could not be written by any person who died before
+there was a Congress in the one country, or a Convention in the other.
+
+Nothing is more frequent, as well in history as in conversation, than
+to refer to a fact in the room of a date: it is most natural so to do,
+because a fact fixes itself in the memory better than a date; secondly,
+because the fact includes the date, and serves to give two ideas at
+once; and this manner of speaking by circumstances implies as positively
+that the fact alluded to is past, as if it was so expressed. When a
+person in speaking upon any matter, says, it was before I was married,
+or before my son was born, or before I went to America, or before I went
+to France, it is absolutely understood, and intended to be understood,
+that he has been married, that he has had a son, that he has been in
+America, or been in France. Language does not admit of using this mode
+of expression in any other sense; and whenever such an expression is
+found anywhere, it can only be understood in the sense in which only it
+could have been used.
+
+The passage, therefore, that I have quoted--that "these are the kings
+that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the children
+of Israel," could only have been written after the first king began to
+reign over them; and consequently that the book of Genesis, so far from
+having been written by Moses, could not have been written till the time
+of Saul at least. This is the positive sense of the passage; but the
+expression, any king, implies more kings than one, at least it implies
+two, and this will carry it to the time of David; and, if taken in
+a general sense, it carries itself through all times of the Jewish
+monarchy.
+
+Had we met with this verse in any part of the Bible that professed to
+have been written after kings began to reign in Israel, it would have
+been impossible not to have seen the application of it. It happens then
+that this is the case; the two books of Chronicles, which give a history
+of all the kings of Israel, are professedly, as well as in fact, written
+after the Jewish monarchy began; and this verse that I have quoted,
+and all the remaining verses of Genesis xxxvi. are, word for word, In 1
+Chronicles i., beginning at the 43d verse.
+
+It was with consistency that the writer of the Chronicles could say as
+he has said, 1 Chron. i. 43, "These are the kings that reigned in Edom,
+before there reigned any king ever the children of Israel," because he
+was going to give, and has given, a list of the kings that had reigned
+in Israel; but as it is impossible that the same expression could have
+been used before that period, it is as certain as any thing can be
+proved from historical language, that this part of Genesis is taken from
+Chronicles, and that Genesis is not so old as Chronicles, and probably
+not so old as the book of Homer, or as AEsop's Fables; admitting Homer
+to have been, as the tables of chronology state, contemporary with
+David or Solomon, and AEsop to have lived about the end of the Jewish
+monarchy.
+
+Take away from Genesis the belief that Moses was the author, on which
+only the strange belief that it is the word of God has stood, and there
+remains nothing of Genesis but an anonymous book of stories, fables, and
+traditionary or invented absurdities, or of downright lies. The story of
+Eve and the serpent, and of Noah and his ark, drops to a level with the
+Arabian Tales, without the merit of being entertaining, and the account
+of men living to eight and nine hundred years becomes as fabulous as the
+immortality of the giants of the Mythology.
+
+Besides, the character of Moses, as stated in the Bible, is the most
+horrid that can be imagined. If those accounts be true, he was the
+wretch that first began and carried on wars on the score or on the
+pretence of religion; and under that mask, or that infatuation,
+committed the most unexampled atrocities that are to be found in the
+history of any nation. Of which I will state only one instance:
+
+When the Jewish army returned from one of their plundering and murdering
+excursions, the account goes on as follows (Numbers xxxi. 13): "And
+Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation,
+went forth to meet them without the camp; and Moses was wroth with the
+officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains
+over hundreds, which came from the battle; and Moses said unto them,
+'Have ye saved all the women alive?' behold, these caused the children
+of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against
+the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the
+congregation of the Lord. Now therefore, 'kill every male among the
+little ones, and kill every woman that hath known a man by lying with
+him; but all the women-children that have not known a man by lying with
+him, keep alive for Yourselves.'"
+
+Among the detestable villains that in any period of the world have
+disgraced the name of man, it is impossible to find a greater than
+Moses, if this account be true. Here is an order to butcher the boys, to
+massacre the mothers, and debauch the daughters.
+
+Let any mother put herself in the situation of those mothers, one child
+murdered, another destined to violation, and herself in the hands of
+an executioner: let any daughter put herself in the situation of
+those daughters, destined as a prey to the murderers of a mother and a
+brother, and what will be their feelings? It is in vain that we attempt
+to impose upon nature, for nature will have her course, and the religion
+that tortures all her social ties is a false religion.
+
+After this detestable order, follows an account of the plunder taken,
+and the manner of dividing it; and here it is that the profaneings of
+priestly hypocrisy increases the catalogue of crimes. Verse 37, "And the
+Lord's tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and fifteen;
+and the beeves were thirty and six thousand, of which the Lord's tribute
+was threescore and twelve; and the asses were thirty thousand, of which
+the Lord's tribute was threescore and one; and the persons were sixteen
+thousand, of which the Lord's tribute was thirty and two." In short, the
+matters contained in this chapter, as well as in many other parts of the
+Bible, are too horrid for humanity to read, or for decency to hear;
+for it appears, from the 35th verse of this chapter, that the number
+of women-children consigned to debauchery by the order of Moses was
+thirty-two thousand.
+
+People in general know not what wickedness there is in this pretended
+word of God. Brought up in habits of superstition, they take it for
+granted that the Bible is true, and that it is good; they permit
+themselves not to doubt of it, and they carry the ideas they form of the
+benevolence of the Almighty to the book which they have been taught to
+believe was written by his authority. Good heavens! it is quite another
+thing, it is a book of lies, wickedness, and blasphemy; for what can be
+greater blasphemy, than to ascribe the wickedness of man to the orders
+of the Almighty!
+
+But to return to my subject, that of showing that Moses is not the
+author of the books ascribed to him, and that the Bible is spurious.
+The two instances I have already given would be sufficient, without any
+additional evidence, to invalidate the authenticity of any book that
+pretended to be four or five hundred years more ancient than the matters
+it speaks of, refers to, them as facts; for in the case of pursuing them
+unto Dan, and of the kings that reigned over the children of Israel; not
+even the flimsy pretence of prophecy can be pleaded. The expressions are
+in the preter tense, and it would be downright idiotism to say that a
+man could prophecy in the preter tense.
+
+But there are many other passages scattered throughout those books that
+unite in the same point of evidence. It is said in Exodus, (another of
+the books ascribed to Moses,) xvi. 35: "And the children of Israel did
+eat manna until they came to a land inhabited; they did eat manna until
+they came unto the borders of the land of Canaan."
+
+Whether the children of Israel ate manna or not, or what manna was, or
+whether it was anything more than a kind of fungus or small mushroom, or
+other vegetable substance common to that part of the country, makes no
+part of my argument; all that I mean to show is, that it is not Moses
+that could write this account, because the account extends itself beyond
+the life time of Moses. Moses, according to the Bible, (but it is such
+a book of lies and contradictions there is no knowing which part to
+believe, or whether any) died in the wilderness, and never came upon
+the borders of 'the land of Canaan; and consequently, it could not be
+he that said what the children of Israel did, or what they ate when they
+came there. This account of eating manna, which they tell us was written
+by Moses, extends itself to the time of Joshua, the successor of
+Moses, as appears by the account given in the book of Joshua, after
+the children of Israel had passed the river Jordan, and came into the
+borders of the land of Canaan. Joshua, v. 12: "And the manna ceased on
+the morrow, after they had eaten of the old corn of the land; neither
+had the children of Israel manna any more, but they did eat of the fruit
+of the land of Canaan that year."
+
+But a more remarkable instance than this occurs in Deuteronomy; which,
+while it shows that Moses could not be the writer of that book, shows
+also the fabulous notions that prevailed at that time about giants' In
+Deuteronomy iii. 11, among the conquests said to be made by Moses, is
+an account of the taking of Og, king of Bashan: "For only Og, king
+of Bashan, remained of the race of giants; behold, his bedstead was a
+bedstead of iron; is it not in Rabbath of the children of Ammon? nine
+cubits was the length thereof, and four cubits the breadth of it, after
+the cubit of a man." A cubit is 1 foot 9 888/1000 inches; the length
+therefore of the bed was 16 feet 4 inches, and the breadth 7 feet 4
+inches: thus much for this giant's bed. Now for the historical part,
+which, though the evidence is not so direct and positive as in the
+former cases, is nevertheless very presumable and corroborating
+evidence, and is better than the best evidence on the contrary side.
+
+The writer, by way of proving the existence of this giant, refers to his
+bed, as an ancient relick, and says, is it not in Rabbath (or Rabbah)
+of the children of Ammon? meaning that it is; for such is frequently the
+bible method of affirming a thing. But it could not be Moses that said
+this, because Moses could know nothing about Rabbah, nor of what was in
+it. Rabbah was not a city belonging to this giant king, nor was it one
+of the cities that Moses took. The knowledge therefore that this bed was
+at Rabbah, and of the particulars of its dimensions, must be referred to
+the time when Rabbah was taken, and this was not till four hundred
+years after the death of Moses; for which, see 2 Sam. xii. 26: "And Joab
+[David's general] fought against Rabbah of the children of Ammon, and
+took the royal city," etc.
+
+As I am not undertaking to point out all the contradictions in time,
+place, and circumstance that abound in the books ascribed to Moses, and
+which prove to demonstration that those books could not be written by
+Moses, nor in the time of Moses, I proceed to the book of Joshua, and
+to shew that Joshua is not the author of that book, and that it is
+anonymous and without authority. The evidence I shall produce is
+contained in the book itself: I will not go out of the Bible for proof
+against the supposed authenticity of the Bible. False testimony is
+always good against itself.
+
+Joshua, according to Joshua i., was the immediate successor of Moses; he
+was, moreover, a military man, which Moses was not; and he continued as
+chief of the people of Israel twenty-five years; that is, from the time
+that Moses died, which, according to the Bible chronology, was B.C.
+1451, until B.C. 1426, when, according to the same chronology, Joshua
+died. If, therefore, we find in this book, said to have been written
+by Joshua, references to facts done after the death of Joshua, it is
+evidence that Joshua could not be the author; and also that the book
+could not have been written till after the time of the latest fact
+which it records. As to the character of the book, it is horrid; it is
+a military history of rapine and murder, as savage and brutal as those
+recorded of his predecessor in villainy and hypocrisy, Moses; and the
+blasphemy consists, as in the former books, in ascribing those deeds to
+the orders of the Almighty.
+
+In the first place, the book of Joshua, as is the case in the preceding
+books, is written in the third person; it is the historian of Joshua
+that speaks, for it would have been absurd and vainglorious that Joshua
+should say of himself, as is said of him in the last verse of the sixth
+chapter, that "his fame was noised throughout all the country."--I now
+come more immediately to the proof.
+
+In Joshua xxiv. 31, it is said "And Israel served the Lord all the days
+of Joshua, and all the days of the elders that over-lived Joshua." Now,
+in the name of common sense, can it be Joshua that relates what people
+had done after he was dead? This account must not only have been written
+by some historian that lived after Joshua, but that lived also after the
+elders that out-lived Joshua.
+
+There are several passages of a general meaning with respect to time,
+scattered throughout the book of Joshua, that carries the time in which
+the book was written to a distance from the time of Joshua, but without
+marking by exclusion any particular time, as in the passage above
+quoted. In that passage, the time that intervened between the death
+of Joshua and the death of the elders is excluded descriptively and
+absolutely, and the evidence substantiates that the book could not have
+been written till after the death of the last.
+
+But though the passages to which I allude, and which I am going to
+quote, do not designate any particular time by exclusion, they imply a
+time far more distant from the days of Joshua than is contained between
+the death of Joshua and the death of the elders. Such is the passage, x.
+14, where, after giving an account that the sun stood still upon Gibeon,
+and the moon in the valley of Ajalon, at the command of Joshua, (a tale
+only fit to amuse children) [NOTE: This tale of the sun standing still
+upon Motint Gibeon, and the moon in the valley of Ajalon, is one of
+those fables that detects itself. Such a circumstance could not have
+happened without being known all over the world. One half would have
+wondered why the sun did not rise, and the other why it did not set; and
+the tradition of it would be universal; whereas there is not a nation
+in the world that knows anything about it. But why must the moon stand
+still? What occasion could there be for moonlight in the daytime, and
+that too whilst the sun shined? As a poetical figure, the whole is well
+enough; it is akin to that in the song of Deborah and Barak, The stars
+in their courses fought against Sisera; but it is inferior to the
+figurative declaration of Mahomet to the persons who came to expostulate
+with him on his goings on, Wert thou, said he, to come to me with the
+sun in thy right hand and the moon in thy left, it should not alter my
+career. For Joshua to have exceeded Mahomet, he should have put the sun
+and moon, one in each pocket, and carried them as Guy Faux carried his
+dark lanthorn, and taken them out to shine as he might happen to want
+them. The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related that it
+is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime makes
+the ridiculous, and one step above the ridiculous makes the sublime
+again; the account, however, abstracted from the poetical fancy, shews
+the ignorance of Joshua, for he should have commanded the earth to have
+stood still.--Author.] the passage says: "And there was no day like
+that, before it, nor after it, that the Lord hearkened to the voice of a
+man."
+
+The time implied by the expression after it, that is, after that day,
+being put in comparison with all the time that passed before it, must,
+in order to give any expressive signification to the passage, mean a
+great length of time:--for example, it would have been ridiculous to
+have said so the next day, or the next week, or the next month, or the
+next year; to give therefore meaning to the passage, comparative with
+the wonder it relates, and the prior time it alludes to, it must mean
+centuries of years; less however than one would be trifling, and less
+than two would be barely admissible.
+
+A distant, but general time is also expressed in chapter viii.; where,
+after giving an account of the taking the city of Ai, it is said, ver.
+28th, "And Joshua burned Ai, and made it an heap for ever, a desolation
+unto this day;" and again, ver. 29, where speaking of the king of Ai,
+whom Joshua had hanged, and buried at the entering of the gate, it is
+said, "And he raised thereon a great heap of stones, which remaineth
+unto this day," that is, unto the day or time in which the writer of the
+book of Joshua lived. And again, in chapter x. where, after speaking of
+the five kings whom Joshua had hanged on five trees, and then thrown in
+a cave, it is said, "And he laid great stones on the cave's mouth, which
+remain unto this very day."
+
+In enumerating the several exploits of Joshua, and of the tribes, and
+of the places which they conquered or attempted, it is said, xv. 63, "As
+for the Jebusites, the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the children of Judah
+could not drive them out; but the Jebusites dwell with the children of
+Judah AT JERUSALEM unto this day." The question upon this passage is, At
+what time did the Jebusites and the children of Judah dwell together at
+Jerusalem? As this matter occurs again in judges i. I shall reserve my
+observations till I come to that part.
+
+Having thus shewn from the book of Joshua itself, without any auxiliary
+evidence whatever, that Joshua is not the author of that book, and
+that it is anonymous, and consequently without authority, I proceed, as
+before-mentioned, to the book of Judges.
+
+The book of Judges is anonymous on the face of it; and, therefore, even
+the pretence is wanting to call it the word of God; it has not so much
+as a nominal voucher; it is altogether fatherless.
+
+This book begins with the same expression as the book of Joshua. That of
+Joshua begins, chap i. 1, Now after the death of Moses, etc., and this
+of the Judges begins, Now after the death of Joshua, etc. This, and the
+similarity of stile between the two books, indicate that they are the
+work of the same author; but who he was, is altogether unknown; the only
+point that the book proves is that the author lived long after the time
+of Joshua; for though it begins as if it followed immediately after his
+death, the second chapter is an epitome or abstract of the whole book,
+which, according to the Bible chronology, extends its history through a
+space of 306 years; that is, from the death of Joshua, B.C. 1426 to the
+death of Samson, B.C. 1120, and only 25 years before Saul went to seek
+his father's asses, and was made king. But there is good reason to
+believe, that it was not written till the time of David, at least, and
+that the book of Joshua was not written before the same time.
+
+In Judges i., the writer, after announcing the death of Joshua, proceeds
+to tell what happened between the children of Judah and the native
+inhabitants of the land of Canaan. In this statement the writer, having
+abruptly mentioned Jerusalem in the 7th verse, says immediately after,
+in the 8th verse, by way of explanation, "Now the children of Judah had
+fought against Jerusalem, and taken it;" consequently this book could
+not have been written before Jerusalem had been taken. The reader will
+recollect the quotation I have just before made from Joshua xv. 63,
+where it said that the Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah at
+Jerusalem at this day; meaning the time when the book of Joshua was
+written.
+
+The evidence I have already produced to prove that the books I have
+hitherto treated of were not written by the persons to whom they are
+ascribed, nor till many years after their death, if such persons ever
+lived, is already so abundant, that I can afford to admit this passage
+with less weight than I am entitled to draw from it. For the case is,
+that so far as the Bible can be credited as an history, the city of
+Jerusalem was not taken till the time of David; and consequently, that
+the book of Joshua, and of Judges, were not written till after the
+commencement of the reign of David, which was 370 years after the death
+of Joshua.
+
+The name of the city that was afterward called Jerusalem was originally
+Jebus, or Jebusi, and was the capital of the Jebusites. The account of
+David's taking this city is given in 2 Samuel, v. 4, etc.; also in 1
+Chron. xiv. 4, etc. There is no mention in any part of the Bible that it
+was ever taken before, nor any account that favours such an opinion.
+It is not said, either in Samuel or in Chronicles, that they "utterly
+destroyed men, women and children, that they left not a soul to
+breathe," as is said of their other conquests; and the silence here
+observed implies that it was taken by capitulation; and that the
+Jebusites, the native inhabitants, continued to live in the place
+after it was taken. The account therefore, given in Joshua, that "the
+Jebusites dwell with the children of Judah" at Jerusalem at this day,
+corresponds to no other time than after taking the city by David.
+
+Having now shown that every book in the Bible, from Genesis to Judges,
+is without authenticity, I come to the book of Ruth, an idle, bungling
+story, foolishly told, nobody knows by whom, about a strolling
+country-girl creeping slily to bed to her cousin Boaz. [The text of
+Ruth does not imply the unpleasant sense Paine's words are likely to
+convey.--Editor.] Pretty stuff indeed to be called the word of God. It
+is, however, one of the best books in the Bible, for it is free from
+murder and rapine.
+
+I come next to the two books of Samuel, and to shew that those books
+were not written by Samuel, nor till a great length of time after
+the death of Samuel; and that they are, like all the former books,
+anonymous, and without authority.
+
+To be convinced that these books have been written much later than the
+time of Samuel, and consequently not by him, it is only necessary
+to read the account which the writer gives of Saul going to seek his
+father's asses, and of his interview with Samuel, of whom Saul went
+to enquire about those lost asses, as foolish people now-a-days go to a
+conjuror to enquire after lost things.
+
+The writer, in relating this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, does
+not tell it as a thing that had just then happened, but as an ancient
+story in the time this writer lived; for he tells it in the language or
+terms used at the time that Samuel lived, which obliges the writer to
+explain the story in the terms or language used in the time the writer
+lived.
+
+Samuel, in the account given of him in the first of those books, chap.
+ix. 13 called the seer; and it is by this term that Saul enquires after
+him, ver. 11, "And as they [Saul and his servant] went up the hill to
+the city, they found young maidens going out to draw water; and they
+said unto them, Is the seer here?" Saul then went according to the
+direction of these maidens, and met Samuel without knowing him, and said
+unto him, ver. 18, "Tell me, I pray thee, where the seer's house is? and
+Samuel answered Saul, and said, I am the seer."
+
+As the writer of the book of Samuel relates these questions and answers,
+in the language or manner of speaking used in the time they are said
+to have been spoken, and as that manner of speaking was out of use when
+this author wrote, he found it necessary, in order to make the story
+understood, to explain the terms in which these questions and
+answers are spoken; and he does this in the 9th verse, where he says,
+"Before-time in Israel, when a man went to enquire of God, thus he
+spake, Come let us go to the seer; for he that is now called a prophet,
+was before-time called a seer." This proves, as I have before said, that
+this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, was an ancient story at the
+time the book of Samuel was written, and consequently that Samuel did
+not write it, and that the book is without authenticity.
+
+But if we go further into those books the evidence is still more
+positive that Samuel is not the writer of them; for they relate things
+that did not happen till several years after the death of Samuel. Samuel
+died before Saul; for i Samuel, xxviii. tells, that Saul and the witch
+of Endor conjured Samuel up after he was dead; yet the history of
+matters contained in those books is extended through the remaining part
+of Saul's life, and to the latter end of the life of David, who succeeded
+Saul. The account of the death and burial of Samuel (a thing which he
+could not write himself) is related in i Samuel xxv.; and the chronology
+affixed to this chapter makes this to be B.C. 1060; yet the history of
+this first book is brought down to B.C. 1056, that is, to the death of
+Saul, which was not till four years after the death of Samuel.
+
+The second book of Samuel begins with an account of things that did not
+happen till four years after Samuel was dead; for it begins with the
+reign of David, who succeeded Saul, and it goes on to the end of David's
+reign, which was forty-three years after the death of Samuel; and,
+therefore, the books are in themselves positive evidence that they were
+not written by Samuel.
+
+I have now gone through all the books in the first part of the Bible,
+to which the names of persons are affixed, as being the authors of those
+books, and which the church, styling itself the Christian church, have
+imposed upon the world as the writings of Moses, Joshua and Samuel; and
+I have detected and proved the falsehood of this imposition.--And now ye
+priests, of every description, who have preached and written against the
+former part of the 'Age of Reason,' what have ye to say? Will ye with
+all this mass of evidence against you, and staring you in the face,
+still have the assurance to march into your pulpits, and continue to
+impose these books on your congregations, as the works of inspired
+penmen and the word of God? when it is as evident as demonstration can
+make truth appear, that the persons who ye say are the authors, are not
+the authors, and that ye know not who the authors are. What shadow of
+pretence have ye now to produce for continuing the blasphemous fraud?
+What have ye still to offer against the pure and moral religion of
+deism, in support of your system of falsehood, idolatry, and pretended
+revelation? Had the cruel and murdering orders, with which the Bible
+is filled, and the numberless torturing executions of men, women, and
+children, in consequence of those orders, been ascribed to some friend,
+whose memory you revered, you would have glowed with satisfaction at
+detecting the falsehood of the charge, and gloried in defending his
+injured fame. It is because ye are sunk in the cruelty of superstition,
+or feel no interest in the honour of your Creator, that ye listen to the
+horrid tales of the Bible, or hear them with callous indifference. The
+evidence I have produced, and shall still produce in the course of this
+work, to prove that the Bible is without authority, will, whilst it
+wounds the stubbornness of a priest, relieve and tranquillize the minds
+of millions: it will free them from all those hard thoughts of the
+Almighty which priestcraft and the Bible had infused into their minds,
+and which stood in everlasting opposition to all their ideas of his
+moral justice and benevolence.
+
+I come now to the two books of Kings, and the two books of
+Chronicles.--Those books are altogether historical, and are chiefly
+confined to the lives and actions of the Jewish kings, who in general
+were a parcel of rascals: but these are matters with which we have no
+more concern than we have with the Roman emperors, or Homer's account of
+the Trojan war. Besides which, as those books are anonymous, and as we
+know nothing of the writer, or of his character, it is impossible for
+us to know what degree of credit to give to the matters related therein.
+Like all other ancient histories, they appear to be a jumble of fable
+and of fact, and of probable and of improbable things, but which
+distance of time and place, and change of circumstances in the world,
+have rendered obsolete and uninteresting.
+
+The chief use I shall make of those books will be that of comparing
+them with each other, and with other parts of the Bible, to show the
+confusion, contradiction, and cruelty in this pretended word of God.
+
+The first book of Kings begins with the reign of Solomon, which,
+according to the Bible chronology, was B.C. 1015; and the second
+book ends B.C. 588, being a little after the reign of Zedekiah, whom
+Nebuchadnezzar, after taking Jerusalem and conquering the Jews, carried
+captive to Babylon. The two books include a space of 427 years.
+
+The two books of Chronicles are an history of the same times, and in
+general of the same persons, by another author; for it would be absurd
+to suppose that the same author wrote the history twice over. The first
+book of Chronicles (after giving the genealogy from Adam to Saul, which
+takes up the first nine chapters) begins with the reign of David; and
+the last book ends, as in the last book of Kings, soon, after the reign
+of Zedekiah, about B.C. 588. The last two verses of the last chapter
+bring the history 52 years more forward, that is, to 536. But these
+verses do not belong to the book, as I shall show when I come to speak
+of the book of Ezra.
+
+The two books of Kings, besides the history of Saul, David, and Solomon,
+who reigned over all Israel, contain an abstract of the lives of
+seventeen kings, and one queen, who are stiled kings of Judah; and
+of nineteen, who are stiled kings of Israel; for the Jewish nation,
+immediately on the death of Solomon, split into two parties, who chose
+separate kings, and who carried on most rancorous wars against each
+other.
+
+These two books are little more than a history of assassinations,
+treachery, and wars. The cruelties that the Jews had accustomed
+themselves to practise on the Canaanites, whose country they had
+savagely invaded, under a pretended gift from God, they afterwards
+practised as furiously on each other. Scarcely half their kings died a
+natural death, and in some instances whole families were destroyed
+to secure possession to the successor, who, after a few years, and
+sometimes only a few months, or less, shared the same fate. In 2 Kings
+x., an account is given of two baskets full of children's heads, seventy
+in number, being exposed at the entrance of the city; they were the
+children of Ahab, and were murdered by the orders of Jehu, whom Elisha,
+the pretended man of God, had anointed to be king over Israel, on
+purpose to commit this bloody deed, and assassinate his predecessor. And
+in the account of the reign of Menahem, one of the kings of Israel who
+had murdered Shallum, who had reigned but one month, it is said, 2 Kings
+xv. 16, that Menahem smote the city of Tiphsah, because they opened
+not the city to him, and all the women therein that were with child he
+ripped up.
+
+Could we permit ourselves to suppose that the Almighty would distinguish
+any nation of people by the name of his chosen people, we must suppose
+that people to have been an example to all the rest of the world of
+the purest piety and humanity, and not such a nation of ruffians and
+cut-throats as the ancient Jews were,--a people who, corrupted by and
+copying after such monsters and imposters as Moses and Aaron, Joshua,
+Samuel, and David, had distinguished themselves above all others on the
+face of the known earth for barbarity and wickedness. If we will not
+stubbornly shut our eyes and steel our hearts it is impossible not to
+see, in spite of all that long-established superstition imposes upon the
+mind, that the flattering appellation of his chosen people is no other
+than a LIE which the priests and leaders of the Jews had invented to
+cover the baseness of their own characters; and which Christian priests
+sometimes as corrupt, and often as cruel, have professed to believe.
+
+The two books of Chronicles are a repetition of the same crimes; but the
+history is broken in several places, by the author leaving out the reign
+of some of their kings; and in this, as well as in that of Kings, there
+is such a frequent transition from kings of Judah to kings of Israel,
+and from kings of Israel to kings of Judah, that the narrative
+is obscure in the reading. In the same book the history sometimes
+contradicts itself: for example, in 2 Kings, i. 17, we are told, but in
+rather ambiguous terms, that after the death of Ahaziah, king of Israel,
+Jehoram, or Joram, (who was of the house of Ahab), reigned in his stead
+in the second Year of Jehoram, or Joram, son of Jehoshaphat, king of
+Judah; and in viii. 16, of the same book, it is said, "And in the fifth
+year of Joram, the son of Ahab, king of Israel, Jehoshaphat being then
+king of Judah, Jehoram, the son of Jehoshaphat king of judah, began to
+reign." That is, one chapter says Joram of Judah began to reign in the
+second year of Joram of Israel; and the other chapter says, that Joram
+of Israel began to reign in the fifth year of Joram of Judah.
+
+Several of the most extraordinary matters related in one history, as
+having happened during the reign of such or such of their kings, are not
+to be found in the other, in relating the reign of the same king: for
+example, the two first rival kings, after the death of Solomon, were
+Rehoboam and Jeroboam; and in i Kings xii. and xiii. an account is given
+of Jeroboam making an offering of burnt incense, and that a man, who
+is there called a man of God, cried out against the altar (xiii. 2): "O
+altar, altar! thus saith the Lord: Behold, a child shall be born unto
+the house of David, Josiah by name, and upon thee shall he offer the
+priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee, and men's bones
+shall be burned upon thee." Verse 4: "And it came to pass, when king
+Jeroboam heard the saying of the man of God, which had cried against the
+altar in Bethel, that he put forth his hand from the altar, saying, Lay
+hold on him; and his hand which he put out against him dried up so that
+he could not pull it again to him."
+
+One would think that such an extraordinary case as this, (which is
+spoken of as a judgement,) happening to the chief of one of the parties,
+and that at the first moment of the separation of the Israelites into
+two nations, would, if it,. had been true, have been recorded in both
+histories. But though men, in later times, have believed all that the
+prophets have said unto them, it does appear that those prophets, or
+historians, disbelieved each other: they knew each other too well.
+
+A long account also is given in Kings about Elijah. It runs through
+several chapters, and concludes with telling, 2 Kings ii. 11, "And it
+came to pass, as they (Elijah and Elisha) still went on, and talked,
+that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire,
+and parted them both asunder, and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into
+heaven." Hum! this the author of Chronicles, miraculous as the story is,
+makes no mention of, though he mentions Elijah by name; neither does he
+say anything of the story related in the second chapter of the same book
+of Kings, of a parcel of children calling Elisha bald head; and that
+this man of God (ver. 24) "turned back, and looked upon them, and cursed
+them in the name of the Lord; and there came forth two she-bears out of
+the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." He also passes over
+in silence the story told, 2 Kings xiii., that when they were burying a
+man in the sepulchre where Elisha had been buried, it happened that the
+dead man, as they were letting him down, (ver. 21) "touched the bones
+of Elisha, and he (the dead man) revived, and stood up on his feet." The
+story does not tell us whether they buried the man, notwithstanding he
+revived and stood upon his feet, or drew him up again. Upon all these
+stories the writer of the Chronicles is as silent as any writer of the
+present day, who did not chose to be accused of lying, or at least of
+romancing, would be about stories of the same kind.
+
+But, however these two historians may differ from each other with
+respect to the tales related by either, they are silent alike with
+respect to those men styled prophets whose writings fill up the latter
+part of the Bible. Isaiah, who lived in the time of Hezekiab, is
+mentioned in Kings, and again in Chronicles, when these histories are
+speaking of that reign; but except in one or two instances at most, and
+those very slightly, none of the rest are so much as spoken of, or even
+their existence hinted at; though, according to the Bible chronology,
+they lived within the time those histories were written; and some of
+them long before. If those prophets, as they are called, were men of
+such importance in their day, as the compilers of the Bible, and priests
+and commentators have since represented them to be, how can it be
+accounted for that not one of those histories should say anything about
+them?
+
+The history in the books of Kings and of Chronicles is brought forward,
+as I have already said, to the year B.C. 588; it will, therefore, be
+proper to examine which of these prophets lived before that period.
+
+Here follows a table of all the prophets, with the times in which they
+lived before Christ, according to the chronology affixed to the first
+chapter of each of the books of the prophets; and also of the number of
+years they lived before the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
+
+TABLE of the Prophets, with the time in which they lived before Christ,
+and also before the books of Kings and Chronicles were written:
+
+ Years Years before
+ NAMES. before Kings and Observations.
+ Christ. Chronicles.
+
+ Isaiah............... 760 172 mentioned.
+
+
+ (mentioned only in
+ Jeremiah............. 629 41 the last [two] chapters
+ of Chronicles.
+
+ Ezekiel.............. 595 7 not mentioned.
+
+ Daniel............... 607 19 not mentioned.
+
+ Hosea................ 785 97 not mentioned.
+
+ Joel................. 800 212 not mentioned.
+
+ Amos................. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+ Obadiah.............. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+ Jonah................ 862 274 see the note.
+
+ Micah................ 750 162 not mentioned.
+
+ Nahum................ 713 125 not mentioned.
+
+ Habakkuk............. 620 38 not mentioned.
+
+ Zepbaniah............ 630 42 not mentioned.
+
+Haggai Zechariah all three after the year 588 Medachi [NOTE In 2 Kings
+xiv. 25, the name of Jonah is mentioned on account of the restoration of
+a tract of land by Jeroboam; but nothing further is said of him, nor
+is any allusion made to the book of Jonah, nor to his expedition to
+Nineveh, nor to his encounter with the whale.--Author.]
+
+This table is either not very honourable for the Bible historians, or
+not very honourable for the Bible prophets; and I leave to priests and
+commentators, who are very learned in little things, to settle the point
+of etiquette between the two; and to assign a reason, why the authors of
+Kings and of Chronicles have treated those prophets, whom, in the former
+part of the 'Age of Reason,' I have considered as poets, with as much
+degrading silence as any historian of the present day would treat Peter
+Pindar.
+
+I have one more observation to make on the book of Chronicles; after
+which I shall pass on to review the remaining books of the Bible.
+
+In my observations on the book of Genesis, I have quoted a passage from
+xxxvi. 31, which evidently refers to a time, after that kings began to
+reign over the children of Israel; and I have shown that as this
+verse is verbatim the same as in 1 Chronicles i. 43, where it stands
+consistently with the order of history, which in Genesis it does not,
+that the verse in Genesis, and a great part of the 36th chapter, have
+been taken from Chronicles; and that the book of Genesis, though it is
+placed first in the Bible, and ascribed to Moses, has been manufactured
+by some unknown person, after the book of Chronicles was written, which
+was not until at least eight hundred and sixty years after the time of
+Moses.
+
+The evidence I proceed by to substantiate this, is regular, and has in
+it but two stages. First, as I have already stated, that the passage in
+Genesis refers itself for time to Chronicles; secondly, that the book
+of Chronicles, to which this passage refers itself, was not begun to be
+written until at least eight hundred and sixty years after the time of
+Moses. To prove this, we have only to look into 1 Chronicles iii. 15,
+where the writer, in giving the genealogy of the descendants of
+David, mentions Zedekiah; and it was in the time of Zedekiah that
+Nebuchadnezzar conquered Jerusalem, B.C. 588, and consequently more than
+860 years after Moses. Those who have superstitiously boasted of the
+antiquity of the Bible, and particularly of the books ascribed to Moses,
+have done it without examination, and without any other authority
+than that of one credulous man telling it to another: for, so far as
+historical and chronological evidence applies, the very first book in
+the Bible is not so ancient as the book of Homer, by more than three
+hundred years, and is about the same age with AEsop's Fables.
+
+I am not contending for the morality of Homer; on the contrary, I think
+it a book of false glory, and tending to inspire immoral and mischievous
+notions of honour; and with respect to AEsop, though the moral is in
+general just, the fable is often cruel; and the cruelty of the fable
+does more injury to the heart, especially in a child, than the moral
+does good to the judgment.
+
+Having now dismissed Kings and Chronicles, I come to the next in course,
+the book of Ezra.
+
+As one proof, among others I shall produce to shew the disorder in which
+this pretended word of God, the Bible, has been put together, and the
+uncertainty of who the authors were, we have only to look at the first
+three verses in Ezra, and the last two in 2 Chronicles; for by what kind
+of cutting and shuffling has it been that the first three verses in Ezra
+should be the last two verses in 2 Chronicles, or that the last two in 2
+Chronicles should be the first three in Ezra? Either the authors did not
+know their own works or the compilers did not know the authors.
+
+Last Two Verses of 2 Chronicles.
+
+Ver. 22. Now in the first year of Cyrus, King of Persia, that the word
+of the Lord, spoken by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be accomplished,
+the Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made
+a proclamation throughout all his kingdom, and put it also in writing,
+saying.
+
+earth hath the Lord God of heaven given me; and he hath charged me to
+build him an house in Jerusalem which is in Judah. Who is there among
+you of all his people? the Lord his God be with him, and let him go up.
+***
+
+First Three Verses of Ezra.
+
+Ver. 1. Now in the first year of Cyrus, king of Persia, that the word of
+the Lord, by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be fulfilled, the Lord stirred
+up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a proclamation
+throughout all his kingdom, and put it also in writing, saying.
+
+2. Thus saith Cyrus, king of Persia, The Lord God of heaven hath given
+me all the kingdoms of the earth; and he hath charged me to build him an
+house at Jerusalem, which is in Judah.
+
+3. Who is there among you of all his people? his God be with him, and
+let him go up to Jerusalem, which is in Judah, and build the house of
+the Lord God of Israel (he is the God) which is in Jerusalem.
+
+*** The last verse in Chronicles is broken abruptly, and ends in the
+middle of the phrase with the word 'up' without signifying to what
+place. This abrupt break, and the appearance of the same verses in
+different books, show as I have already said, the disorder and ignorance
+in which the Bible has been put together, and that the compilers of
+it had no authority for what they were doing, nor we any authority for
+believing what they have done. [NOTE I observed, as I passed along,
+several broken and senseless passages in the Bible, without thinking
+them of consequence enough to be introduced in the body of the work;
+such as that, 1 Samuel xiii. 1, where it is said, "Saul reigned one
+year; and when he had reigned two years over Israel, Saul chose him
+three thousand men," &c. The first part of the verse, that Saul reigned
+one year has no sense, since it does not tell us what Saul did, nor
+say any thing of what happened at the end of that one year; and it is,
+besides, mere absurdity to say he reigned one year, when the very
+next phrase says he had reigned two for if he had reigned two, it was
+impossible not to have reigned one.
+
+Another instance occurs in Joshua v. where the writer tells us a story
+of an angel (for such the table of contents at the head of the chapter
+calls him) appearing unto Joshua; and the story ends abruptly, and
+without any conclusion. The story is as follows:--Ver. 13. "And it came
+to pass, when Joshua was by Jericho, that he lifted up his eyes and
+looked, and behold there stood a man over against him with his sword
+drawn in his hand; and Joshua went unto him and said unto him, Art thou
+for us, or for our adversaries?" Verse 14, "And he said, Nay; but as
+captain of the host of the Lord am I now come. And Joshua fell on his
+face to the earth, and did worship and said unto him, What saith my Lord
+unto his servant?" Verse 15, "And the captain of the Lord's host said
+unto Joshua, Loose thy shoe from off thy foot; for the place whereon
+thou standeth is holy. And Joshua did so."--And what then? nothing: for
+here the story ends, and the chapter too.
+
+Either this story is broken off in the middle, or it is a story told
+by some Jewish humourist in ridicule of Joshua's pretended mission from
+God, and the compilers of the Bible, not perceiving the design of
+the story, have told it as a serious matter. As a story of humour and
+ridicule it has a great deal of point; for it pompously introduces an
+angel in the figure of a man, with a drawn sword in his hand, before
+whom Joshua falls on his face to the earth, and worships (which is
+contrary to their second commandment;) and then, this most important
+embassy from heaven ends in telling Joshua to pull off his shoe. It
+might as well have told him to pull up his breeches.
+
+It is certain, however, that the Jews did not credit every thing their
+leaders told them, as appears from the cavalier manner in which they
+speak of Moses, when he was gone into the mount. As for this Moses, say
+they, we wot not what is become of him. Exod. xxxii. 1.--Author.
+
+The only thing that has any appearance of certainty in the book of Ezra
+is the time in which it was written, which was immediately after the
+return of the Jews from the Babylonian captivity, about B.C. 536. Ezra
+(who, according to the Jewish commentators, is the same person as is
+called Esdras in the Apocrypha) was one of the persons who returned, and
+who, it is probable, wrote the account of that affair. Nebemiah, whose
+book follows next to Ezra, was another of the returned persons; and who,
+it is also probable, wrote the account of the same affair, in the book
+that bears his name. But those accounts are nothing to us, nor to any
+other person, unless it be to the Jews, as a part of the history of
+their nation; and there is just as much of the word of God in those
+books as there is in any of the histories of France, or Rapin's history
+of England, or the history of any other country.
+
+But even in matters of historical record, neither of those writers are
+to be depended upon. In Ezra ii., the writer gives a list of the tribes
+and families, and of the precise number of souls of each, that returned
+from Babylon to Jerusalem; and this enrolment of the persons so returned
+appears to have been one of the principal objects for writing the
+book; but in this there is an error that destroys the intention of the
+undertaking.
+
+The writer begins his enrolment in the following manner (ii. 3): "The
+children of Parosh, two thousand one hundred seventy and four." Ver. 4,
+"The children of Shephatiah, three hundred seventy and two." And in this
+manner he proceeds through all the families; and in the 64th verse, he
+makes a total, and says, the whole congregation together was forty and
+two thousand three hundred and threescore.
+
+But whoever will take the trouble of casting up the several particulars,
+will find that the total is but 29,818; so that the error is 12,542.
+What certainty then can there be in the Bible for any thing?
+
+[Here Mr. Paine includes the long list of numbers from the Bible of all
+the children listed and the total thereof. This can be had directly from
+the Bible.]
+
+Nehemiah, in like manner, gives a list of the returned families, and
+of the number of each family. He begins as in Ezra, by saying (vii. 8):
+"The children of Parosh, two thousand three hundred and seventy-two;"
+and so on through all the families. (The list differs in several of the
+particulars from that of Ezra.) In ver. 66, Nehemiah makes a total, and
+says, as Ezra had said, "The whole congregation together was forty and
+two thousand three hundred and threescore." But the particulars of this
+list make a total but of 31,089, so that the error here is 11,271. These
+writers may do well enough for Bible-makers, but not for any thing where
+truth and exactness is necessary.
+
+The next book in course is the book of Esther. If Madam Esther thought
+it any honour to offer herself as a kept mistress to Ahasuerus, or as a
+rival to Queen Vashti, who had refused to come to a drunken king in the
+midst of a drunken company, to be made a show of, (for the account
+says, they had been drinking seven days, and were merry,) let Esther and
+Mordecai look to that, it is no business of ours, at least it is none of
+mine; besides which, the story has a great deal the appearance of being
+fabulous, and is also anonymous. I pass on to the book of Job.
+
+The book of Job differs in character from all the books we have hitherto
+passed over. Treachery and murder make no part of this book; it is the
+meditations of a mind strongly impressed with the vicissitudes of human
+life, and by turns sinking under, and struggling against the pressure.
+It is a highly wrought composition, between willing submission and
+involuntary discontent; and shows man, as he sometimes is, more disposed
+to be resigned than he is capable of being. Patience has but a small
+share in the character of the person of whom the book treats; on the
+contrary, his grief is often impetuous; but he still endeavours to keep
+a guard upon it, and seems determined, in the midst of accumulating
+ills, to impose upon himself the hard duty of contentment.
+
+I have spoken in a respectful manner of the book of Job in the former
+part of the 'Age of Reason,' but without knowing at that time what I
+have learned since; which is, that from all the evidence that can be
+collected, the book of Job does not belong to the Bible.
+
+I have seen the opinion of two Hebrew commentators, Abenezra and
+Spinoza, upon this subject; they both say that the book of Job carries
+no internal evidence of being an Hebrew book; that the genius of the
+composition, and the drama of the piece, are not Hebrew; that it has
+been translated from another language into Hebrew, and that the author
+of the book was a Gentile; that the character represented under the name
+of Satan (which is the first and only time this name is mentioned in
+the Bible) [In a later work Paine notes that in "the Bible" (by which
+he always means the Old Testament alone) the word Satan occurs also in 1
+Chron. xxi. 1, and remarks that the action there ascribed to Satan is
+in 2 Sam. xxiv. 1, attributed to Jehovah ("Essay on Dreams"). In these
+places, however, and in Ps. cix. 6, Satan means "adversary," and is so
+translated (A.S. version) in 2 Sam. xix. 22, and 1 Kings v. 4, xi. 25.
+As a proper name, with the article, Satan appears in the Old Testament
+only in Job and in Zech. iii. 1, 2. But the authenticity of the passage
+in Zechariah has been questioned, and it may be that in finding the
+proper name of Satan in Job alone, Paine was following some opinion
+met with in one of the authorities whose comments are condensed in his
+paragraph.--Editor.] does not correspond to any Hebrew idea; and that
+the two convocations which the Deity is supposed to have made of those
+whom the poem calls sons of God, and the familiarity which this supposed
+Satan is stated to have with the Deity, are in the same case.
+
+It may also be observed, that the book shows itself to be the production
+of a mind cultivated in science, which the Jews, so far from being
+famous for, were very ignorant of. The allusions to objects of natural
+philosophy are frequent and strong, and are of a different cast to any
+thing in the books known to be Hebrew. The astronomical names, Pleiades,
+Orion, and Arcturus, are Greek and not Hebrew names, and it does not
+appear from any thing that is to be found in the Bible that the Jews
+knew any thing of astronomy, or that they studied it, they had no
+translation of those names into their own language, but adopted the
+names as they found them in the poem. [Paine's Jewish critic, David
+Levi, fastened on this slip ("Defence of the Old Testament," 1797, p.
+152). In the original the names are Ash (Arcturus), Kesil' (Orion),
+Kimah' (Pleiades), though the identifications of the constellations in
+the A.S.V. have been questioned.--Editor.]
+
+That the Jews did translate the literary productions of the Gentile
+nations into the Hebrew language, and mix them with their own, is not a
+matter of doubt; Proverbs xxxi. i, is an evidence of this: it is there
+said, The word of king Lemuel, the prophecy which his mother taught him.
+This verse stands as a preface to the proverbs that follow, and which
+are not the proverbs of Solomon, but of Lemuel; and this Lemuel was not
+one of the kings of Israel, nor of Judah, but of some other country, and
+consequently a Gentile. The Jews however have adopted his proverbs; and
+as they cannot give any account who the author of the book of Job was,
+nor how they came by the book, and as it differs in character from the
+Hebrew writings, and stands totally unconnected with every other
+book and chapter in the Bible before it and after it, it has all the
+circumstantial evidence of being originally a book of the Gentiles.
+[The prayer known by the name of Agur's Prayer, in Proverbs
+xxx.,--immediately preceding the proverbs of Lemuel,--and which is the
+only sensible, well-conceived, and well-expressed prayer in the Bible,
+has much the appearance of being a prayer taken from the Gentiles.
+The name of Agur occurs on no other occasion than this; and he is
+introduced, together with the prayer ascribed to him, in the same
+manner, and nearly in the same words, that Lemuel and his proverbs are
+introduced in the chapter that follows. The first verse says, "The words
+of Agur, the son of Jakeh, even the prophecy:" here the word prophecy
+is used with the same application it has in the following chapter of
+Lemuel, unconnected with anything of prediction. The prayer of Agur is
+in the 8th and 9th verses, "Remove far from me vanity and lies; give
+me neither riches nor poverty, but feed me with food convenient for me;
+lest I be full and deny thee and say, Who is the Lord? or lest I be poor
+and steal, and take the name of my God in vain." This has not any of the
+marks of being a Jewish prayer, for the Jews never prayed but when
+they were in trouble, and never for anything but victory, vengeance,
+or riches.--Author. (Prov. xxx. 1, and xxxi. 1) the word "prophecy" in
+these verses is translated "oracle" or "burden" (marg.) in the revised
+version.--The prayer of Agur was quoted by Paine in his plea for the
+officers of Excise, 1772.--Editor.]
+
+The Bible-makers, and those regulators of time, the Bible chronologists,
+appear to have been at a loss where to place and how to dispose of
+the book of Job; for it contains no one historical circumstance, nor
+allusion to any, that might serve to determine its place in the Bible.
+But it would not have answered the purpose of these men to have informed
+the world of their ignorance; and, therefore, they have affixed it to
+the aera of B.C. 1520, which is during the time the Israelites were in
+Egypt, and for which they have just as much authority and no more than
+I should have for saying it was a thousand years before that period. The
+probability however is, that it is older than any book in the Bible; and
+it is the only one that can be read without indignation or disgust.
+
+We know nothing of what the ancient Gentile world (as it is called) was
+before the time of the Jews, whose practice has been to calumniate and
+blacken the character of all other nations; and it is from the Jewish
+accounts that we have learned to call them heathens. But, as far as
+we know to the contrary, they were a just and moral people, and not
+addicted, like the Jews, to cruelty and revenge, but of whose profession
+of faith we are unacquainted. It appears to have been their custom
+to personify both virtue and vice by statues and images, as is done
+now-a-days both by statuary and by painting; but it does not follow from
+this that they worshipped them any more than we do.--I pass on to the
+book of,
+
+Psalms, of which it is not necessary to make much observation. Some of
+them are moral, and others are very revengeful; and the greater part
+relates to certain local circumstances of the Jewish nation at the time
+they were written, with which we have nothing to do. It is, however,
+an error or an imposition to call them the Psalms of David; they are a
+collection, as song-books are now-a-days, from different song-writers,
+who lived at different times. The 137th Psalm could not have been
+written till more than 400 years after the time of David, because it
+is written in commemoration of an event, the captivity of the Jews in
+Babylon, which did not happen till that distance of time. "By the rivers
+of Babylon we sat down; yea, we wept when we remembered Zion. We hanged
+our harps upon the willows, in the midst thereof; for there they that
+carried us away captive required of us a song, saying, sing us one
+of the songs of Zion." As a man would say to an American, or to a
+Frenchman, or to an Englishman, sing us one of your American songs, or
+your French songs, or your English songs. This remark, with respect to
+the time this psalm was written, is of no other use than to show (among
+others already mentioned) the general imposition the world has been
+under with respect to the authors of the Bible. No regard has been paid
+to time, place, and circumstance; and the names of persons have been
+affixed to the several books which it was as impossible they should
+write, as that a man should walk in procession at his own funeral.
+
+The Book of Proverbs. These, like the Psalms, are a collection, and that
+from authors belonging to other nations than those of the Jewish nation,
+as I have shewn in the observations upon the book of Job; besides which,
+some of the Proverbs ascribed to Solomon did not appear till two hundred
+and fifty years after the death of Solomon; for it is said in xxv. i,
+"These are also proverbs of Solomon which the men of Hezekiah, king of
+Judah, copied out." It was two hundred and fifty years from the time of
+Solomon to the time of Hezekiah. When a man is famous and his name is
+abroad he is made the putative father of things he never said or did;
+and this, most probably, has been the case with Solomon. It appears to
+have been the fashion of that day to make proverbs, as it is now to
+make jest-books, and father them upon those who never saw them. [A "Tom
+Paine's Jest Book" had appeared in London with little or nothing of
+Paine in it.--Editor.]
+
+The book of Ecclesiastes, or the Preacher, is also ascribed to Solomon,
+and that with much reason, if not with truth. It is written as the
+solitary reflections of a worn-out debauchee, such as Solomon was, who
+looking back on scenes he can no longer enjoy, cries out All is Vanity!
+A great deal of the metaphor and of the sentiment is obscure, most
+probably by translation; but enough is left to show they were strongly
+pointed in the original. [Those that look out of the window shall
+be darkened, is an obscure figure in translation for loss of
+sight.--Author.] From what is transmitted to us of the character of
+Solomon, he was witty, ostentatious, dissolute, and at last melancholy.
+He lived fast, and died, tired of the world, at the age of fifty-eight
+years.
+
+Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines, are worse than
+none; and, however it may carry with it the appearance of heightened
+enjoyment, it defeats all the felicity of affection, by leaving it no
+point to fix upon; divided love is never happy. This was the case
+with Solomon; and if he could not, with all his pretensions to wisdom,
+discover it beforehand, he merited, unpitied, the mortification he
+afterwards endured. In this point of view, his preaching is unnecessary,
+because, to know the consequences, it is only necessary to know the
+cause. Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines would have
+stood in place of the whole book. It was needless after this to say that
+all was vanity and vexation of spirit; for it is impossible to derive
+happiness from the company of those whom we deprive of happiness.
+
+To be happy in old age it is necessary that we accustom ourselves to
+objects that can accompany the mind all the way through life, and that
+we take the rest as good in their day. The mere man of pleasure is
+miserable in old age; and the mere drudge in business is but little
+better: whereas, natural philosophy, mathematical and mechanical
+science, are a continual source of tranquil pleasure, and in spite of
+the gloomy dogmas of priests, and of superstition, the study of those
+things is the study of the true theology; it teaches man to know and to
+admire the Creator, for the principles of science are in the creation,
+and are unchangeable, and of divine origin.
+
+Those who knew Benjamin Franklin will recollect, that his mind was
+ever young; his temper ever serene; science, that never grows grey, was
+always his mistress. He was never without an object; for when we cease
+to have an object we become like an invalid in an hospital waiting for
+death.
+
+Solomon's Songs, amorous and foolish enough, but which wrinkled
+fanaticism has called divine.--The compilers of the Bible have placed
+these songs after the book of Ecclesiastes; and the chronologists have
+affixed to them the aera of B.C. 1014, at which time Solomon, according
+to the same chronology, was nineteen years of age, and was then
+forming his seraglio of wives and concubines. The Bible-makers and
+the chronologists should have managed this matter a little better,
+and either have said nothing about the time, or chosen a time less
+inconsistent with the supposed divinity of those songs; for Solomon was
+then in the honey-moon of one thousand debaucheries.
+
+It should also have occurred to them, that as he wrote, if he did
+write, the book of Ecclesiastes, long after these songs, and in which
+he exclaims that all is vanity and vexation of spirit, that he included
+those songs in that description. This is the more probable, because he
+says, or somebody for him, Ecclesiastes ii. 8, I got me men-singers,
+and women-singers [most probably to sing those songs], and musical
+instruments of all sorts; and behold (Ver. ii), "all was vanity and
+vexation of spirit." The compilers however have done their work but by
+halves; for as they have given us the songs they should have given us
+the tunes, that we might sing them.
+
+The books called the books of the Prophets fill up all the remaining
+part of the Bible; they are sixteen in number, beginning with Isaiah and
+ending with Malachi, of which I have given a list in the observations
+upon Chronicles. Of these sixteen prophets, all of whom except the
+last three lived within the time the books of Kings and Chronicles were
+written, two only, Isaiah and Jeremiah, are mentioned in the history of
+those books. I shall begin with those two, reserving, what I have to say
+on the general character of the men called prophets to another part of
+the work.
+
+Whoever will take the trouble of reading the book ascribed to Isaiah,
+will find it one of the most wild and disorderly compositions ever put
+together; it has neither beginning, middle, nor end; and, except a short
+historical part, and a few sketches of history in the first two or
+three chapters, is one continued incoherent, bombastical rant, full of
+extravagant metaphor, without application, and destitute of meaning; a
+school-boy would scarcely have been excusable for writing such stuff;
+it is (at least in translation) that kind of composition and false taste
+that is properly called prose run mad.
+
+The historical part begins at chapter xxxvi., and is continued to the
+end of chapter xxxix. It relates some matters that are said to have
+passed during the reign of Hezekiah, king of Judah, at which time Isaiah
+lived. This fragment of history begins and ends abruptly; it has not the
+least connection with the chapter that precedes it, nor with that which
+follows it, nor with any other in the book. It is probable that
+Isaiah wrote this fragment himself, because he was an actor in the
+circumstances it treats of; but except this part there are scarcely two
+chapters that have any connection with each other. One is entitled, at
+the beginning of the first verse, the burden of Babylon; another, the
+burden of Moab; another, the burden of Damascus; another, the burden of
+Egypt; another, the burden of the Desert of the Sea; another, the burden
+of the Valley of Vision: as you would say the story of the Knight of the
+Burning Mountain, the story of Cinderella, or the glassen slipper, the
+story of the Sleeping Beauty in the Wood, etc., etc.
+
+
+I have already shown, in the instance of the last two verses of 2
+Chronicles, and the first three in Ezra, that the compilers of the Bible
+mixed and confounded the writings of different authors with each other;
+which alone, were there no other cause, is sufficient to destroy the
+authenticity of an compilation, because it is more than presumptive
+evidence that the compilers are ignorant who the authors were. A very
+glaring instance of this occurs in the book ascribed to Isaiah: the
+latter part of the 44th chapter, and the beginning of the 45th, so far
+from having been written by Isaiah, could only have been written by some
+person who lived at least an hundred and fifty years after Isaiah was
+dead.
+
+These chapters are a compliment to Cyrus, who permitted the Jews to
+return to Jerusalem from the Babylonian captivity, to rebuild Jerusalem
+and the temple, as is stated in Ezra. The last verse of the 44th
+chapter, and the beginning of the 45th [Isaiah] are in the following
+words: "That saith of Cyrus, he is my shepherd, and shall perform all
+my pleasure; even saying to Jerusalem, thou shalt be built; and to
+the temple thy foundations shall be laid: thus saith the Lord to his
+enointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have holden to subdue nations
+before him, and I will loose the loins of kings to open before him the
+two-leaved gates, and the gates shall not be shut; I will go before
+thee," etc.
+
+What audacity of church and priestly ignorance it is to impose this book
+upon the world as the writing of Isaiah, when Isaiah, according to their
+own chronology, died soon after the death of Hezekiah, which was
+B.C. 698; and the decree of Cyrus, in favour of the Jews returning to
+Jerusalem, was, according to the same chronology, B.C. 536; which is a
+distance of time between the two of 162 years. I do not suppose that the
+compilers of the Bible made these books, but rather that they picked up
+some loose, anonymous essays, and put them together under the names
+of such authors as best suited their purpose. They have encouraged the
+imposition, which is next to inventing it; for it was impossible but
+they must have observed it.
+
+When we see the studied craft of the scripture-makers, in making
+every part of this romantic book of school-boy's eloquence bend to the
+monstrous idea of a Son of God, begotten by a ghost on the body of a
+virgin, there is no imposition we are not justified in suspecting them
+of. Every phrase and circumstance are marked with the barbarous hand of
+superstitious torture, and forced into meanings it was impossible they
+could have. The head of every chapter, and the top of every page, are
+blazoned with the names of Christ and the Church, that the unwary reader
+might suck in the error before he began to read.
+
+Behold a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son (Isa. vii. I4), has been
+interpreted to mean the person called Jesus Christ, and his mother Mary,
+and has been echoed through christendom for more than a thousand years;
+and such has been the rage of this opinion, that scarcely a spot in
+it but has been stained with blood and marked with desolation in
+consequence of it. Though it is not my intention to enter into
+controversy on subjects of this kind, but to confine myself to show
+that the Bible is spurious,--and thus, by taking away the foundation, to
+overthrow at once the whole structure of superstition raised thereon,--I
+will however stop a moment to expose the fallacious application of this
+passage.
+
+Whether Isaiah was playing a trick with Ahaz, king of Judah, to whom
+this passage is spoken, is no business of mine; I mean only to show
+the misapplication of the passage, and that it has no more reference
+to Christ and his mother, than it has to me and my mother. The story is
+simply this:
+
+The king of Syria and the king of Israel (I have already mentioned that
+the Jews were split into two nations, one of which was called Judah, the
+capital of which was Jerusalem, and the other Israel) made war jointly
+against Ahaz, king of Judah, and marched their armies towards Jerusalem.
+Ahaz and his people became alarmed, and the account says (Is. vii. 2),
+Their hearts were moved as the trees of the wood are moved with the
+wind.
+
+In this situation of things, Isaiah addresses himself to Ahaz, and
+assures him in the name of the Lord (the cant phrase of all the
+prophets) that these two kings should not succeed against him; and to
+satisfy Ahaz that this should be the case, tells him to ask a sign.
+This, the account says, Ahaz declined doing; giving as a reason that he
+would not tempt the Lord; upon which Isaiah, who is the speaker, says,
+ver. 14, "Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign; behold a
+virgin shall conceive and bear a son;" and the 16th verse says, "And
+before this child shall know to refuse the evil, and choose the good,
+the land which thou abhorrest or dreadest [meaning Syria and the kingdom
+of Israel] shall be forsaken of both her kings." Here then was the sign,
+and the time limited for the completion of the assurance or promise;
+namely, before this child shall know to refuse the evil and choose the
+good.
+
+Isaiah having committed himself thus far, it became necessary to him,
+in order to avoid the imputation of being a false prophet, and the
+consequences thereof, to take measures to make this sign appear. It
+certainly was not a difficult thing, in any time of the world, to find
+a girl with child, or to make her so; and perhaps Isaiah knew of one
+beforehand; for I do not suppose that the prophets of that day were any
+more to be trusted than the priests of this: be that, however, as it
+may, he says in the next chapter, ver. 2, "And I took unto me faithful
+witnesses to record, Uriah the priest, and Zechariah the son of
+Jeberechiah, and I went unto the prophetess, and she conceived and bare
+a son."
+
+Here then is the whole story, foolish as it is, of this child and this
+virgin; and it is upon the barefaced perversion of this story that the
+book of Matthew, and the impudence and sordid interest of priests in
+later times, have founded a theory, which they call the gospel; and
+have applied this story to signify the person they call Jesus Christ;
+begotten, they say, by a ghost, whom they call holy, on the body of
+a woman engaged in marriage, and afterwards married, whom they call a
+virgin, seven hundred years after this foolish story was told; a theory
+which, speaking for myself, I hesitate not to believe, and to say, is as
+fabulous and as false as God is true. [In Is. vii. 14, it is said that
+the child should be called Immanuel; but this name was not given to
+either of the children, otherwise than as a character, which the word
+signifies. That of the prophetess was called Maher-shalalhash-baz, and
+that of Mary was called Jesus.--Author.]
+
+But to show the imposition and falsehood of Isaiah we have only to
+attend to the sequel of this story; which, though it is passed over in
+silence in the book of Isaiah, is related in 2 Chronicles, xxviii;
+and which is, that instead of these two kings failing in their attempt
+against Ahaz, king of Judah, as Isaiah had pretended to foretel in the
+name of the Lord, they succeeded: Ahaz was defeated and destroyed; an
+hundred and twenty thousand of his people were slaughtered; Jerusalem
+was plundered, and two hundred thousand women and sons and daughters
+carried into captivity. Thus much for this lying prophet and imposter
+Isaiah, and the book of falsehoods that bears his name. I pass on to the
+book of Jeremiah. This prophet, as he is called, lived in the time that
+Nebuchadnezzar besieged Jerusalem, in the reign of Zedekiah, the last
+king of Judah; and the suspicion was strong against him that he was
+a traitor in the interest of Nebuchadnezzar. Every thing relating to
+Jeremiah shows him to have been a man of an equivocal character: in
+his metaphor of the potter and the clay, (ch. xviii.) he guards his
+prognostications in such a crafty manner as always to leave himself a
+door to escape by, in case the event should be contrary to what he had
+predicted. In the 7th and 8th verses he makes the Almighty to say,
+"At what instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a
+kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull down, and destroy it, if that nation,
+against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent me
+of the evil that I thought to do unto them." Here was a proviso against
+one side of the case: now for the other side. Verses 9 and 10, "At what
+instant I shall speak concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to
+build and to plant it, if it do evil in my sight, that it obey not
+my voice, then I will repent me of the good wherewith I said I would
+benefit them." Here is a proviso against the other side; and, according
+to this plan of prophesying, a prophet could never be wrong, however
+mistaken the Almighty might be. This sort of absurd subterfuge, and
+this manner of speaking of the Almighty, as one would speak of a man, is
+consistent with nothing but the stupidity of the Bible.
+
+As to the authenticity of the book, it is only necessary to read it in
+order to decide positively that, though some passages recorded therein
+may have been spoken by Jeremiah, he is not the author of the book. The
+historical parts, if they can be called by that name, are in the most
+confused condition; the same events are several times repeated, and that
+in a manner different, and sometimes in contradiction to each other;
+and this disorder runs even to the last chapter, where the history, upon
+which the greater part of the book has been employed, begins anew, and
+ends abruptly. The book has all the appearance of being a medley of
+unconnected anecdotes respecting persons and things of that time,
+collected together in the same rude manner as if the various and
+contradictory accounts that are to be found in a bundle of newspapers,
+respecting persons and things of the present day, were put together
+without date, order, or explanation. I will give two or three examples
+of this kind.
+
+It appears, from the account of chapter xxxvii. that the army of
+Nebuchadnezzer, which is called the army of the Chaldeans, had besieged
+Jerusalem some time; and on their hearing that the army of Pharaoh of
+Egypt was marching against them, they raised the siege and retreated for
+a time. It may here be proper to mention, in order to understand this
+confused history, that Nebuchadnezzar had besieged and taken Jerusalem
+during the reign of Jehoakim, the redecessor of Zedekiah; and that it
+was Nebuchadnezzar who had make Zedekiah king, or rather viceroy; and
+that this second siege, of which the book of Jeremiah treats, was in
+consequence of the revolt of Zedekiah against Nebuchadnezzar. This
+will in some measure account for the suspicion that affixes
+itself to Jeremiah of being a traitor, and in the interest of
+Nebuchadnezzar,--whom Jeremiah calls, xliii. 10, the servant of God.
+
+Chapter xxxvii. 11-13, says, "And it came to pass, that, when the army
+of the Chaldeans was broken up from Jerusalem, for fear of Pharaoh's
+army, that Jeremiah went forth out of Jerusalem, to go (as this account
+states) into the land of Benjamin, to separate himself thence in the
+midst of the people; and when he was in the gate of Benjamin a captain
+of the ward was there, whose name was Irijah... and he took Jeremiah the
+prophet, saying, Thou fallest away to the Chaldeans; then Jeremiah said,
+It is false; I fall not away to the Chaldeans." Jeremiah being thus
+stopt and accused, was, after being examined, committed to prison, on
+suspicion of being a traitor, where he remained, as is stated in the
+last verse of this chapter.
+
+But the next chapter gives an account of the imprisonment of Jeremiah,
+which has no connection with this account, but ascribes his imprisonment
+to another circumstance, and for which we must go back to chapter
+xxi. It is there stated, ver. 1, that Zedekiah sent Pashur the son of
+Malchiah, and Zephaniah the son of Maaseiah the priest, to Jeremiah,
+to enquire of him concerning Nebuchadnezzar, whose army was then before
+Jerusalem; and Jeremiah said to them, ver. 8, "Thus saith the Lord,
+Behold I set before you the way of life, and the way of death; he that
+abideth in this city shall die by the sword and by the famine, and by
+the pestilence; but he that goeth out and falleth to the Chaldeans that
+besiege you, he shall live, and his life shall be unto him for a prey."
+
+This interview and conference breaks off abruptly at the end of the 10th
+verse of chapter xxi.; and such is the disorder of this book that we
+have to pass over sixteen chapters upon various subjects, in order to
+come at the continuation and event of this conference; and this brings
+us to the first verse of chapter xxxviii., as I have just mentioned. The
+chapter opens with saying, "Then Shaphatiah, the son of Mattan, Gedaliah
+the son of Pashur, and Jucal the son of Shelemiah, and Pashur the son of
+Malchiah, (here are more persons mentioned than in chapter xxi.) heard
+the words that Jeremiah spoke unto all the people, saying, Thus saith
+the Lord, He that remaineth in this city, shall die by the sword, by
+famine, and by the pestilence; but he that goeth forth to the Chaldeans
+shall live; for he shall have his life for a prey, and shall live";
+[which are the words of the conference;] therefore, (say they to
+Zedekiah,) "We beseech thee, let this man be put to death, for thus he
+weakeneth the hands of the men of war that remain in this city, and the
+hands of all the people, in speaking such words unto them; for this man
+seeketh not the welfare of the people, but the hurt:" and at the 6th
+verse it is said, "Then they took Jeremiah, and put him into the dungeon
+of Malchiah."
+
+These two accounts are different and contradictory. The one ascribes his
+imprisonment to his attempt to escape out of the city; the other to his
+preaching and prophesying in the city; the one to his being seized by
+the guard at the gate; the other to his being accused before Zedekiah
+by the conferees. [I observed two chapters in I Samuel (xvi. and xvii.)
+that contradict each other with respect to David, and the manner he
+became acquainted with Saul; as Jeremiah xxxvii. and xxxviii. contradict
+each other with respect to the cause of Jeremiah's imprisonment.
+
+In 1 Samuel, xvi., it is said, that an evil spirit of God troubled Saul,
+and that his servants advised him (as a remedy) "to seek out a man who
+was a cunning player upon the harp." And Saul said, ver. 17, "Provide me
+now a man that can play well, and bring him to me. Then answered one
+of his servants, and said, Behold, I have seen a son of Jesse, the
+Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a mighty man, and a man of
+war, and prudent in matters, and a comely person, and the Lord is with
+him; wherefore Saul sent messengers unto Jesse, and said, Send me David,
+thy son. And (verse 21) David came to Saul, and stood before him, and
+he loved him greatly, and he became his armour-bearer; and when the
+evil spirit from God was upon Saul, (verse 23) David took his harp, and
+played with his hand, and Saul was refreshed, and was well."
+
+But the next chapter (xvii.) gives an account, all different to this, of
+the manner that Saul and David became acquainted. Here it is ascribed
+to David's encounter with Goliah, when David was sent by his father to
+carry provision to his brethren in the camp. In the 55th verse of
+this chapter it is said, "And when Saul saw David go forth against the
+Philistine (Goliah) he said to Abner, the captain of the host, Abner,
+whose son is this youth? And Abner said, As thy soul liveth, 0 king, I
+cannot tell. And the king said, Enquire thou whose son the stripling is.
+And as David returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, Abner took
+him and brought him before Saul, with the head of the Philistine in his
+hand; and Saul said unto him, Whose son art thou, thou young man? And
+David answered, I am the son of thy servant, Jesse, the Betblehemite,"
+These two accounts belie each other, because each of them supposes Saul
+and David not to have known each other before. This book, the Bible, is
+too ridiculous for criticism.--Author.]
+
+In the next chapter (Jer. xxxix.) we have another instance of the
+disordered state of this book; for notwithstanding the siege of the
+city by Nebuchadnezzar has been the subject of several of the preceding
+chapters, particularly xxxvii. and xxxviii., chapter xxxix. begins as
+if not a word had been said upon the subject, and as if the reader was
+still to be informed of every particular respecting it; for it begins
+with saying, ver. 1, "In the ninth year of Zedekiah king of Judah, in
+the tenth month, came Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and all his army,
+against Jerusalem, and besieged it," etc.
+
+But the instance in the last chapter (lii.) is still more glaring; for
+though the story has been told over and over again, this chapter still
+supposes the reader not to know anything of it, for it begins by saying,
+ver. i, "Zedekiah was one and twenty years old when he began to reign,
+and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem, and his mother's name was
+Hamutal, the daughter of Jeremiah of Libnah." (Ver. 4,) "And it came
+to pass in the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month, that
+Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came, he and all his army, against
+Jerusalem, and pitched against it, and built forts against it," etc.
+
+It is not possible that any one man, and more particularly Jeremiah,
+could have been the writer of this book. The errors are such as could
+not have been committed by any person sitting down to compose a work.
+Were I, or any other man, to write in such a disordered manner, no
+body would read what was written, and every body would suppose that the
+writer was in a state of insanity. The only way, therefore, to
+account for the disorder is, that the book is a medley of detached
+unauthenticated anecdotes, put together by some stupid book-maker, under
+the name of Jeremiah; because many of them refer to him, and to the
+circumstances of the times he lived in.
+
+Of the duplicity, and of the false predictions of Jeremiah, I shall
+mention two instances, and then proceed to review the remainder of the
+Bible.
+
+It appears from chapter xxxviii. that when Jeremiah was in prison,
+Zedekiah sent for him, and at this interview, which was private,
+Jeremiah pressed it strongly on Zedekiah to surrender himself to the
+enemy. "If," says he, (ver. 17,) "thou wilt assuredly go forth unto the
+king of Babylon's princes, then thy soul shall live," etc. Zedekiah was
+apprehensive that what passed at this conference should be known; and
+he said to Jeremiah, (ver. 25,) "If the princes [meaning those of Judah]
+hear that I have talked with thee, and they come unto thee, and say unto
+thee, Declare unto us now what thou hast said unto the king; hide it not
+from us, and we will not put thee to death; and also what the king said
+unto thee; then thou shalt say unto them, I presented my supplication
+before the king that he would not cause me to return to Jonathan's
+house, to die there. Then came all the princes unto Jeremiah, and
+asked him, and "he told them according to all the words the king had
+commanded." Thus, this man of God, as he is called, could tell a lie, or
+very strongly prevaricate, when he supposed it would answer his purpose;
+for certainly he did not go to Zedekiah to make this supplication,
+neither did he make it; he went because he was sent for, and he
+employed that opportunity to advise Zedekiah to surrender himself to
+Nebuchadnezzar.
+
+In chapter xxxiv. 2-5, is a prophecy of Jeremiah to Zedekiah in these
+words: "Thus saith the Lord, Behold I will give this city into the hand
+of the king of Babylon, and he will burn it with fire; and thou
+shalt not escape out of his hand, but thou shalt surely be taken, and
+delivered into his hand; and thine eyes shall behold the eyes of the
+king of Babylon, and he shall speak with thee mouth to mouth, and thou
+shalt go to Babylon. Yet hear the word of the Lord; O Zedekiah, king,
+of Judah, thus saith the Lord, Thou shalt not die by the sword, but thou
+shalt die in Peace; and with the burnings of thy fathers, the former
+kings that were before thee, so shall they burn odours for thee, and
+they will lament thee, saying, Ah, Lord! for I have pronounced the word,
+saith the Lord."
+
+Now, instead of Zedekiah beholding the eyes of the king of Babylon,
+and speaking with him mouth to mouth, and dying in peace, and with the
+burning of odours, as at the funeral of his fathers, (as Jeremiah had
+declared the Lord himself had pronounced,) the reverse, according to
+chapter Iii., 10, 11 was the case; it is there said, that the king of
+Babylon slew the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes: then he put out the
+eyes of Zedekiah, and bound him in chains, and carried him to Babylon,
+and put him in prison till the day of his death.
+
+What then can we say of these prophets, but that they are impostors and
+liars?
+
+As for Jeremiah, he experienced none of those evils. He was taken into
+favour by Nebuchadnezzar, who gave him in charge to the captain of the
+guard (xxxix, 12), "Take him (said he) and look well to him, and do
+him no harm; but do unto him even as he shall say unto thee." Jeremiah
+joined himself afterwards to Nebuchadnezzar, and went about prophesying
+for him against the Egyptians, who had marched to the relief of
+Jerusalem while it was besieged. Thus much for another of the lying
+prophets, and the book that bears his name.
+
+I have been the more particular in treating of the books ascribed to
+Isaiah and Jeremiah, because those two are spoken of in the books of
+Kings and Chronicles, which the others are not. The remainder of the
+books ascribed to the men called prophets I shall not trouble myself
+much about; but take them collectively into the observations I shall
+offer on the character of the men styled prophets.
+
+In the former part of the 'Age of Reason,' I have said that the word
+prophet was the Bible-word for poet, and that the flights and metaphors
+of Jewish poets have been foolishly erected into what are now called
+prophecies. I am sufficiently justified in this opinion, not only
+because the books called the prophecies are written in poetical
+language, but because there is no word in the Bible, except it be the
+word prophet, that describes what we mean by a poet. I have also said,
+that the word signified a performer upon musical instruments, of which
+I have given some instances; such as that of a company of prophets,
+prophesying with psalteries, with tabrets, with pipes, with harps, etc.,
+and that Saul prophesied with them, 1 Sam. x., 5. It appears from this
+passage, and from other parts in the book of Samuel, that the word
+prophet was confined to signify poetry and music; for the person who was
+supposed to have a visionary insight into concealed things, was not a
+prophet but a seer, [I know not what is the Hebrew word that corresponds
+to the word seer in English; but I observe it is translated into French
+by Le Voyant, from the verb voir to see, and which means the person who
+sees, or the seer.--Author.]
+
+[The Hebrew word for Seer, in 1 Samuel ix., transliterated, is
+chozeh, the gazer, it is translated in Is. xlvii. 13, "the
+stargazers."--Editor.] (i Sam, ix. 9;) and it was not till after the
+word seer went out of use (which most probably was when Saul banished
+those he called wizards) that the profession of the seer, or the art of
+seeing, became incorporated into the word prophet.
+
+According to the modern meaning of the word prophet and prophesying, it
+signifies foretelling events to a great distance of time; and it became
+necessary to the inventors of the gospel to give it this latitude of
+meaning, in order to apply or to stretch what they call the prophecies
+of the Old Testament, to the times of the New. But according to the Old
+Testament, the prophesying of the seer, and afterwards of the prophet,
+so far as the meaning of the word "seer" was incorporated into that of
+prophet, had reference only to things of the time then passing, or very
+closely connected with it; such as the event of a battle they were going
+to engage in, or of a journey, or of any enterprise they were going to
+undertake, or of any circumstance then pending, or of any difficulty
+they were then in; all of which had immediate reference to themselves
+(as in the case already mentioned of Ahaz and Isaiah with respect to the
+expression, Behold a virgin shall conceive and bear a son,) and not
+to any distant future time. It was that kind of prophesying that
+corresponds to what we call fortune-telling; such as casting nativities,
+predicting riches, fortunate or unfortunate marriages, conjuring for
+lost goods, etc.; and it is the fraud of the Christian church, not that
+of the Jews, and the ignorance and the superstition of modern, not that
+of ancient times, that elevated those poetical, musical, conjuring,
+dreaming, strolling gentry, into the rank they have since had.
+
+But, besides this general character of all the prophets, they had also
+a particular character. They were in parties, and they prophesied for
+or against, according to the party they were with; as the poetical and
+political writers of the present day write in defence of the party they
+associate with against the other.
+
+After the Jews were divided into two nations, that of Judah and that of
+Israel, each party had its prophets, who abused and accused each other
+of being false prophets, lying prophets, impostors, etc.
+
+The prophets of the party of Judah prophesied against the prophets of
+the party of Israel; and those of the party of Israel against those
+of Judah. This party prophesying showed itself immediately on the
+separation under the first two rival kings, Rehoboam and Jeroboam. The
+prophet that cursed, or prophesied against the altar that Jeroboam had
+built in Bethel, was of the party of Judah, where Rehoboam was king; and
+he was way-laid on his return home by a prophet of the party of Israel,
+who said unto him (i Kings xiii.) "Art thou the man of God that came
+from Judah? and he said, I am." Then the prophet of the party of Israel
+said to him "I am a prophet also, as thou art, [signifying of Judah,]
+and an angel spake unto me by the word of the Lord, saying, Bring him
+back with thee unto thine house, that he may eat bread and drink
+water; but (says the 18th verse) he lied unto him." The event, however,
+according to the story, is, that the prophet of Judah never got back
+to Judah; for he was found dead on the road by the contrivance of the
+prophet of Israel, who no doubt was called a true prophet by his own
+party, and the prophet of Judah a lying prophet.
+
+In 2 Kings, iii., a story is related of prophesying or conjuring that
+shews, in several particulars, the character of a prophet. Jehoshaphat
+king of Judah, and Joram king of Israel, had for a while ceased their
+party animosity, and entered into an alliance; and these two, together
+with the king of Edom, engaged in a war against the king of Moab. After
+uniting and marching their armies, the story says, they were in great
+distress for water, upon which Jehoshaphat said, "Is there not here a
+prophet of the Lord, that we may enquire of the Lord by him? and one of
+the servants of the king of Israel said here is Elisha. [Elisha was of
+the party of Judah.] And Jehoshaphat the king of Judah said, The word of
+the Lord is with him." The story then says, that these three kings went
+down to Elisha; and when Elisha [who, as I have said, was a Judahmite
+prophet] saw the King of Israel, he said unto him, "What have I to do
+with thee, get thee to the prophets of thy father and the prophets of
+thy mother. Nay but, said the king of Israel, the Lord hath called these
+three kings together, to deliver them into the hands of the king of
+Moab," (meaning because of the distress they were in for water;) upon
+which Elisha said, "As the Lord of hosts liveth before whom I stand,
+surely, were it not that I regard the presence of Jehoshaphat, king
+of Judah, I would not look towards thee nor see thee." Here is all
+the venom and vulgarity of a party prophet. We are now to see the
+performance, or manner of prophesying.
+
+Ver. 15. "'Bring me,' (said Elisha), 'a minstrel'; and it came to pass,
+when the minstrel played, that the hand of the Lord came upon him." Here
+is the farce of the conjurer. Now for the prophecy: "And Elisha said,
+[singing most probably to the tune he was playing], Thus saith the Lord,
+Make this valley full of ditches;" which was just telling them what
+every countryman could have told them without either fiddle or farce,
+that the way to get water was to dig for it.
+
+But as every conjuror is not famous alike for the same thing, so neither
+were those prophets; for though all of them, at least those I have
+spoken of, were famous for lying, some of them excelled in cursing.
+Elisha, whom I have just mentioned, was a chief in this branch of
+prophesying; it was he that cursed the forty-two children in the name
+of the Lord, whom the two she-bears came and devoured. We are to suppose
+that those children were of the party of Israel; but as those who will
+curse will lie, there is just as much credit to be given to this story
+of Elisha's two she-bears as there is to that of the Dragon of Wantley,
+of whom it is said:
+
+ Poor children three devoured be,
+ That could not with him grapple;
+ And at one sup he eat them up,
+ As a man would eat an apple.
+
+There was another description of men called prophets, that amused
+themselves with dreams and visions; but whether by night or by day
+we know not. These, if they were not quite harmless, were but little
+mischievous. Of this class are,
+
+EZEKIEL and DANIEL; and the first question upon these books, as upon all
+the others, is, Are they genuine? that is, were they written by Ezekiel
+and Daniel?
+
+Of this there is no proof; but so far as my own opinion goes, I am more
+inclined to believe they were, than that they were not. My reasons for
+this opinion are as follows: First, Because those books do not contain
+internal evidence to prove they were not written by Ezekiel and Daniel,
+as the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, Samuel, etc., prove they were
+not written by Moses, Joshua, Samuel, etc.
+
+Secondly, Because they were not written till after the Babylonish
+captivity began; and there is good reason to believe that not any book
+in the bible was written before that period; at least it is proveable,
+from the books themselves, as I have already shown, that they were not
+written till after the commencement of the Jewish monarchy.
+
+Thirdly, Because the manner in which the books ascribed to Ezekiel and
+Daniel are written, agrees with the condition these men were in at the
+time of writing them.
+
+Had the numerous commentators and priests, who have foolishly employed
+or wasted their time in pretending to expound and unriddle those books,
+been carred into captivity, as Ezekiel and Daniel were, it would greatly
+have improved their intellects in comprehending the reason for this mode
+of writing, and have saved them the trouble of racking their invention,
+as they have done to no purpose; for they would have found that
+themselves would be obliged to write whatever they had to write,
+respecting their own affairs, or those of their friends, or of their
+country, in a concealed manner, as those men have done.
+
+These two books differ from all the rest; for it is only these that are
+filled with accounts of dreams and visions: and this difference arose
+from the situation the writers were in as prisoners of war, or prisoners
+of state, in a foreign country, which obliged them to convey even
+the most trifling information to each other, and all their political
+projects or opinions, in obscure and metaphorical terms. They pretend to
+have dreamed dreams, and seen visions, because it was unsafe for them to
+speak facts or plain language. We ought, however, to suppose, that the
+persons to whom they wrote understood what they meant, and that it
+was not intended anybody else should. But these busy commentators
+and priests have been puzzling their wits to find out what it was not
+intended they should know, and with which they have nothing to do.
+
+Ezekiel and Daniel were carried prisoners to Babylon, under the first
+captivity, in the time of Jehoiakim, nine years before the second
+captivity in the time of Zedekiah. The Jews were then still numerous,
+and had considerable force at Jerusalem; and as it is natural to suppose
+that men in the situation of Ezekiel and Daniel would be meditating the
+recovery of their country, and their own deliverance, it is reasonable
+to suppose that the accounts of dreams and visions with which these
+books are filled, are no other than a disguised mode of correspondence
+to facilitate those objects: it served them as a cypher, or secret
+alphabet. If they are not this, they are tales, reveries, and nonsense;
+or at least a fanciful way of wearing off the wearisomeness of
+captivity; but the presumption is, they are the former.
+
+Ezekiel begins his book by speaking of a vision of cherubims, and of a
+wheel within a wheel, which he says he saw by the river Chebar, in
+the land of his captivity. Is it not reasonable to suppose that by the
+cherubims he meant the temple at Jerusalem, where they had figures of
+cherubims? and by a wheel within a wheel (which as a figure has always
+been understood to signify political contrivance) the project or means
+of recovering Jerusalem? In the latter part of his book he supposes
+himself transported to Jerusalem, and into the temple; and he refers
+back to the vision on the river Chebar, and says, (xliii- 3,) that this
+last vision was like the vision on the river Chebar; which indicates
+that those pretended dreams and visions had for their object the
+recovery of Jerusalem, and nothing further.
+
+As to the romantic interpretations and applications, wild as the dreams
+and visions they undertake to explain, which commentators and priests
+have made of those books, that of converting them into things which they
+call prophecies, and making them bend to times and circumstances as far
+remote even as the present day, it shows the fraud or the extreme folly
+to which credulity or priestcraft can go.
+
+Scarcely anything can be more absurd than to suppose that men situated
+as Ezekiel and Daniel were, whose country was over-run, and in the
+possession of the enemy, all their friends and relations in captivity
+abroad, or in slavery at home, or massacred, or in continual danger of
+it; scarcely any thing, I say, can be more absurd than to suppose that
+such men should find nothing to do but that of employing their time and
+their thoughts about what was to happen to other nations a thousand or
+two thousand years after they were dead; at the same time nothing more
+natural than that they should meditate the recovery of Jerusalem, and
+their own deliverance; and that this was the sole object of all the
+obscure and apparently frantic writing contained in those books.
+
+In this sense the mode of writing used in those two books being forced
+by necessity, and not adopted by choice, is not irrational; but, if we
+are to use the books as prophecies, they are false. In Ezekiel xxix.
+11., speaking of Egypt, it is said, "No foot of man shall pass through
+it, nor foot of beast pass through it; neither shall it be inhabited for
+forty years." This is what never came to pass, and consequently it is
+false, as all the books I have already reviewed are.--I here close this
+part of the subject.
+
+In the former part of 'The Age of Reason' I have spoken of Jonah, and
+of the story of him and the whale.--A fit story for ridicule, if it was
+written to be believed; or of laughter, if it was intended to try what
+credulity could swallow; for, if it could swallow Jonah and the whale it
+could swallow anything.
+
+But, as is already shown in the observations on the book of Job and of
+Proverbs, it is not always certain which of the books in the Bible are
+originally Hebrew, or only translations from the books of the Gentiles
+into Hebrew; and, as the book of Jonah, so far from treating of
+the affairs of the Jews, says nothing upon that subject, but treats
+altogether of the Gentiles, it is more probable that it is a book of
+the Gentiles than of the Jews, [I have read in an ancient Persian poem
+(Saadi, I believe, but have mislaid the reference) this phrase: "And now
+the whale swallowed Jonah: the sun set."--Editor.] and that it has been
+written as a fable to expose the nonsense, and satyrize the vicious and
+malignant character, of a Bible-prophet, or a predicting priest.
+
+Jonah is represented, first as a disobedient prophet, running away from
+his mission, and taking shelter aboard a vessel of the Gentiles, bound
+from Joppa to Tarshish; as if he ignorantly supposed, by such a paltry
+contrivance, he could hide himself where God could not find him. The
+vessel is overtaken by a storm at sea; and the mariners, all of whom are
+Gentiles, believing it to be a judgement on account of some one on board
+who had committed a crime, agreed to cast lots to discover the offender;
+and the lot fell upon Jonah. But before this they had cast all their
+wares and merchandise over-board to lighten the vessel, while Jonah,
+like a stupid fellow, was fast asleep in the hold.
+
+After the lot had designated Jonah to be the offender, they questioned
+him to know who and what he was? and he told them he was an Hebrew;
+and the story implies that he confessed himself to be guilty. But these
+Gentiles, instead of sacrificing him at once without pity or mercy, as a
+company of Bible-prophets or priests would have done by a Gentile in the
+same case, and as it is related Samuel had done by Agag, and Moses by
+the women and children, they endeavoured to save him, though at the risk
+of their own lives: for the account says, "Nevertheless [that is, though
+Jonah was a Jew and a foreigner, and the cause of all their misfortunes,
+and the loss of their cargo] the men rowed hard to bring the boat
+to land, but they could not, for the sea wrought and was tempestuous
+against them." Still however they were unwilling to put the fate of the
+lot into execution; and they cried, says the account, unto the Lord,
+saying, "We beseech thee, O Lord, let us not perish for this man's life,
+and lay not upon us innocent blood; for thou, O Lord, hast done as it
+pleased thee." Meaning thereby, that they did not presume to judge Jonah
+guilty, since that he might be innocent; but that they considered the
+lot that had fallen upon him as a decree of God, or as it pleased
+God. The address of this prayer shows that the Gentiles worshipped one
+Supreme Being, and that they were not idolaters as the Jews represented
+them to be. But the storm still continuing, and the danger encreasing,
+they put the fate of the lot into execution, and cast Jonah in the sea;
+where, according to the story, a great fish swallowed him up whole and
+alive!
+
+We have now to consider Jonah securely housed from the storm in the
+fish's belly. Here we are told that he prayed; but the prayer is
+a made-up prayer, taken from various parts of the Psalms, without
+connection or consistency, and adapted to the distress, but not at all
+to the condition that Jonah was in. It is such a prayer as a Gentile,
+who might know something of the Psalms, could copy out for him. This
+circumstance alone, were there no other, is sufficient to indicate that
+the whole is a made-up story. The prayer, however, is supposed to have
+answered the purpose, and the story goes on, (taking-off at the same
+time the cant language of a Bible-prophet,) saying, "The Lord spake unto
+the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon dry land."
+
+Jonah then received a second mission to Nineveh, with which he sets
+out; and we have now to consider him as a preacher. The distress he is
+represented to have suffered, the remembrance of his own disobedience as
+the cause of it, and the miraculous escape he is supposed to have had,
+were sufficient, one would conceive, to have impressed him with sympathy
+and benevolence in the execution of his mission; but, instead of this,
+he enters the city with denunciation and malediction in his mouth,
+crying, "Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown."
+
+We have now to consider this supposed missionary in the last act of his
+mission; and here it is that the malevolent spirit of a Bible-prophet,
+or of a predicting priest, appears in all that blackness of character
+that men ascribe to the being they call the devil.
+
+Having published his predictions, he withdrew, says the story, to the
+east side of the city.--But for what? not to contemplate in retirement
+the mercy of his Creator to himself or to others, but to wait, with
+malignant impatience, the destruction of Nineveh. It came to pass,
+however, as the story relates, that the Ninevites reformed, and that
+God, according to the Bible phrase, repented him of the evil he had said
+he would do unto them, and did it not. This, saith the first verse of
+the last chapter, displeased Jonah exceedingly and he was very angry.
+His obdurate heart would rather that all Nineveh should be destroyed,
+and every soul, young and old, perish in its ruins, than that his
+prediction should not be fulfilled. To expose the character of a prophet
+still more, a gourd is made to grow up in the night, that promises him
+an agreeable shelter from the heat of the sun, in the place to which he
+is retired; and the next morning it dies.
+
+Here the rage of the prophet becomes excessive, and he is ready to
+destroy himself. "It is better, said he, for me to die than to live."
+This brings on a supposed expostulation between the Almighty and the
+prophet; in which the former says, "Doest thou well to be angry for the
+gourd? And Jonah said, I do well to be angry even unto death. Then
+said the Lord, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for which thou hast
+not laboured, neither madest it to grow, which came up in a night, and
+perished in a night; and should not I spare Nineveh, that great city,
+in which are more than threescore thousand persons, that cannot discern
+between their right hand and their left?"
+
+Here is both the winding up of the satire, and the moral of the fable.
+As a satire, it strikes against the character of all the Bible-prophets,
+and against all the indiscriminate judgements upon men, women and
+children, with which this lying book, the bible, is crowded; such as
+Noah's flood, the destruction of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, the
+extirpation of the Canaanites, even to suckling infants, and women with
+child; because the same reflection 'that there are more than threescore
+thousand persons that cannot discern between their right hand and their
+left,' meaning young children, applies to all their cases. It satirizes
+also the supposed partiality of the Creator for one nation more than for
+another.
+
+As a moral, it preaches against the malevolent spirit of prediction; for
+as certainly as a man predicts ill, he becomes inclined to wish it. The
+pride of having his judgment right hardens his heart, till at last
+he beholds with satisfaction, or sees with disappointment, the
+accomplishment or the failure of his predictions.--This book ends
+with the same kind of strong and well-directed point against prophets,
+prophecies and indiscriminate judgements, as the chapter that Benjamin
+Franklin made for the Bible, about Abraham and the stranger, ends
+against the intolerant spirit of religious persecutions--Thus much for
+the book Jonah. [The story of Abraham and the Fire-worshipper, ascribed
+to Franklin, is from Saadi. (See my "Sacred Anthology," p. 61.) Paine
+has often been called a "mere scoffer," but he seems to have been among
+the first to treat with dignity the book of Jonah, so especially liable
+to the ridicule of superficial readers, and discern in it the highest
+conception of Deity known to the Old Testament.--Editor.]
+
+Of the poetical parts of the Bible, that are called prophecies, I have
+spoken in the former part of 'The Age of Reason,' and already in this,
+where I have said that the word for prophet is the Bible-word for Poet,
+and that the flights and metaphors of those poets, many of which have
+become obscure by the lapse of time and the change of circumstances,
+have been ridiculously erected into things called prophecies, and
+applied to purposes the writers never thought of. When a priest quotes
+any of those passages, he unriddles it agreeably to his own views, and
+imposes that explanation upon his congregation as the meaning of the
+writer. The whore of Babylon has been the common whore of all the
+priests, and each has accused the other of keeping the strumpet; so well
+do they agree in their explanations.
+
+There now remain only a few books, which they call books of the lesser
+prophets; and as I have already shown that the greater are impostors,
+it would be cowardice to disturb the repose of the little ones. Let
+them sleep, then, in the arms of their nurses, the priests, and both be
+forgotten together.
+
+I have now gone through the Bible, as a man would go through a wood with
+an axe on his shoulder, and fell trees. Here they lie; and the priests,
+if they can, may replant them. They may, perhaps, stick them in the
+ground, but they will never make them grow.--I pass on to the books of
+the New Testament.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II - THE NEW TESTAMENT
+
+THE New Testament, they tell us, is founded upon the prophecies of the
+Old; if so, it must follow the fate of its foundation.
+
+As it is nothing extraordinary that a woman should be with child before
+she was married, and that the son she might bring forth should be
+executed, even unjustly, I see no reason for not believing that such a
+woman as Mary, and such a man as Joseph, and Jesus, existed; their mere
+existence is a matter of indifference, about which there is no ground
+either to believe or to disbelieve, and which comes under the common
+head of, It may be so, and what then? The probability however is that
+there were such persons, or at least such as resembled them in part
+of the circumstances, because almost all romantic stories have been
+suggested by some actual circumstance; as the adventures of Robinson
+Crusoe, not a word of which is true, were suggested by the case of
+Alexander Selkirk.
+
+It is not then the existence or the non-existence, of the persons that
+I trouble myself about; it is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told in
+the New Testament, and the wild and visionary doctrine raised thereon,
+against which I contend. The story, taking it as it is told, is
+blasphemously obscene. It gives an account of a young woman engaged
+to be married, and while under this engagement, she is, to speak plain
+language, debauched by a ghost, under the impious pretence, (Luke i.
+35,) that "the Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the
+Highest shall overshadow thee." Notwithstanding which, Joseph afterwards
+marries her, cohabits with her as his wife, and in his turn rivals the
+ghost. This is putting the story into intelligible language, and when
+told in this manner, there is not a priest but must be ashamed to own
+it. [Mary, the supposed virgin, mother of Jesus, had several other
+children, sons and daughters. See Matt. xiii. 55, 56.--Author.]
+
+Obscenity in matters of faith, however wrapped up, is always a token of
+fable and imposture; for it is necessary to our serious belief in God,
+that we do not connect it with stories that run, as this does, into
+ludicrous interpretations. This story is, upon the face of it, the same
+kind of story as that of Jupiter and Leda, or Jupiter and Europa, or any
+of the amorous adventures of Jupiter; and shews, as is already stated
+in the former part of 'The Age of Reason,' that the Christian faith is
+built upon the heathen Mythology.
+
+As the historical parts of the New Testament, so far as concerns Jesus
+Christ, are confined to a very short space of time, less than two
+years, and all within the same country, and nearly to the same spot, the
+discordance of time, place, and circumstance, which detects the fallacy
+of the books of the Old Testament, and proves them to be impositions,
+cannot be expected to be found here in the same abundance. The New
+Testament compared with the Old, is like a farce of one act, in which
+there is not room for very numerous violations of the unities. There
+are, however, some glaring contradictions, which, exclusive of the
+fallacy of the pretended prophecies, are sufficient to show the story of
+Jesus Christ to be false.
+
+I lay it down as a position which cannot be controverted, first, that
+the agreement of all the parts of a story does not prove that story
+to be true, because the parts may agree, and the whole may be false;
+secondly, that the disagreement of the parts of a story proves the whole
+cannot be true. The agreement does not prove truth, but the disagreement
+proves falsehood positively.
+
+The history of Jesus Christ is contained in the four books ascribed to
+Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.--The first chapter of Matthew begins with
+giving a genealogy of Jesus Christ; and in the third chapter of Luke
+there is also given a genealogy of Jesus Christ. Did these two agree, it
+would not prove the genealogy to be true, because it might nevertheless
+be a fabrication; but as they contradict each other in every particular,
+it proves falsehood absolutely. If Matthew speaks truth, Luke speaks
+falsehood; and if Luke speaks truth, Matthew speaks falsehood: and as
+there is no authority for believing one more than the other, there is no
+authority for believing either; and if they cannot be believed even
+in the very first thing they say, and set out to prove, they are not
+entitled to be believed in any thing they say afterwards. Truth is an
+uniform thing; and as to inspiration and revelation, were we to admit
+it, it is impossible to suppose it can be contradictory. Either then the
+men called apostles were imposters, or the books ascribed to them have
+been written by other persons, and fathered upon them, as is the case in
+the Old Testament.
+
+The book of Matthew gives (i. 6), a genealogy by name from David, up,
+through Joseph, the husband of Mary, to Christ; and makes there to be
+twent eight generations. The book of Luke gives also a genealogy by
+name from Christ, through Joseph the husband of Mary, down to David, and
+makes there to be forty-three generations; besides which, there is only
+the two names of David and Joseph that are alike in the two lists.--I
+here insert both genealogical lists, and for the sake of perspicuity and
+comparison, have placed them both in the same direction, that is, from
+Joseph down to David.
+
+ Genealogy, according to Genealogy, according to
+ Matthew. Luke.
+
+ Christ Christ
+ 2 Joseph 2 Joseph
+ 3 Jacob 3 Heli
+ 4 Matthan 4 Matthat
+ 5 Eleazer 5 Levi
+ 6 Eliud 6 Melchl
+ 7 Achim 7 Janna
+ 8 Sadoc 8 Joseph
+ 9 Azor 9 Mattathias
+ 10 Eliakim 10 Amos
+ 11 Abiud 11 Naum
+ 12 Zorobabel 12 Esli
+ 13 Salathiel 13 Nagge
+ 14 Jechonias 14 Maath
+ 15 Josias 15 Mattathias
+ 16 Amon 16 Semei
+ 17 Manasses 17 Joseph
+ 18 Ezekias 18 Juda
+ 19 Achaz 19 Joanna
+ 20 Joatham 20 Rhesa
+ 21 Ozias 21 Zorobabel
+ 22 Joram 22 Salathiel
+ 23 Josaphat 23 Neri
+ 24 Asa 24 Melchi
+ 25 Abia 25 Addi
+ 26 Roboam 26 Cosam
+ 27 Solomon 27 Elmodam
+ 28 David * 28 Er
+ 29 Jose
+ 30 Eliezer
+ 31 Jorim
+ 32 Matthat
+ 33 Levi
+ 34 Simeon
+ 35 Juda
+ 36 Joseph
+ 37 Jonan
+ 38 Eliakim
+ 39 Melea
+ 40 Menan
+ 41 Mattatha
+ 42 Nathan
+ 43 David
+
+[NOTE: * From the birth of David to the birth of Christ is upwards of
+1080 years; and as the life-time of Christ is not included, there are
+but 27 full generations. To find therefore the average age of each
+person mentioned in the list, at the time his first son was born, it
+is only necessary to divide 1080 by 27, which gives 40 years for each
+person. As the life-time of man was then but of the same extent it is
+now, it is an absurdity to suppose, that 27 following generations should
+all be old bachelors, before they married; and the more so, when we are
+told that Solomon, the next in succession to David, had a house full of
+wives and mistresses before he was twenty-one years of age. So far from
+this genealogy being a solemn truth, it is not even a reasonable lie.
+The list of Luke gives about twenty-six years for the average age, and
+this is too much.--Author.]
+
+Now, if these men, Matthew and Luke, set out with a falsehood between
+them (as these two accounts show they do) in the very commencement of
+their history of Jesus Christ, and of who, and of what he was, what
+authority (as I have before asked) is there left for believing the
+strange things they tell us afterwards? If they cannot be believed in
+their account of his natural genealogy, how are we to believe them when
+they tell us he was the son of God, begotten by a ghost; and that
+an angel announced this in secret to his mother? If they lied in one
+genealogy, why are we to believe them in the other? If his natural
+genealogy be manufactured, which it certainly is, why are we not to
+suppose that his celestial genealogy is manufactured also, and that the
+whole is fabulous? Can any man of serious reflection hazard his future
+happiness upon the belief of a story naturally impossible, repugnant
+to every idea of decency, and related by persons already detected of
+falsehood? Is it not more safe that we stop ourselves at the plain,
+pure, and unmixed belief of one God, which is deism, than that we
+commit ourselves on an ocean of improbable, irrational, indecent, and
+contradictory tales?
+
+The first question, however, upon the books of the New Testament, as
+upon those of the Old, is, Are they genuine? were they written by the
+persons to whom they are ascribed? For it is upon this ground only that
+the strange things related therein have been credited. Upon this point,
+there is no direct proof for or against; and all that this state of a
+case proves is doubtfulness; and doubtfulness is the opposite of belief.
+The state, therefore, that the books are in, proves against themselves
+as far as this kind of proof can go.
+
+But, exclusive of this, the presumption is that the books called the
+Evangelists, and ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, were not
+written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John; and that they are impositions.
+The disordered state of the history in these four books, the silence of
+one book upon matters related in the other, and the disagreement that
+is to be found among them, implies that they are the productions of some
+unconnected individuals, many years after the things they pretend to
+relate, each of whom made his own legend; and not the writings of men
+living intimately together, as the men called apostles are supposed to
+have done: in fine, that they have been manufactured, as the books of
+the Old Testament have been, by other persons than those whose names
+they bear.
+
+The story of the angel announcing what the church calls the immaculate
+conception, is not so much as mentioned in the books ascribed to Mark,
+and John; and is differently related in Matthew and Luke. The former
+says the angel, appeared to Joseph; the latter says, it was to Mary;
+but either Joseph or Mary was the worst evidence that could have been
+thought of; for it was others that should have testified for them, and
+not they for themselves. Were any girl that is now with child to say,
+and even to swear it, that she was gotten with child by a ghost, and
+that an angel told her so, would she be believed? Certainly she would
+not. Why then are we to believe the same thing of another girl whom we
+never saw, told by nobody knows who, nor when, nor where? How strange
+and inconsistent is it, that the same circumstance that would weaken
+the belief even of a probable story, should be given as a motive for
+believing this one, that has upon the face of it every token of absolute
+impossibility and imposture.
+
+The story of Herod destroying all the children under two years old,
+belongs altogether to the book of Matthew; not one of the rest mentions
+anything about it. Had such a circumstance been true, the universality
+of it must have made it known to all the writers, and the thing would
+have been too striking to have been omitted by any. This writer tell us,
+that Jesus escaped this slaughter, because Joseph and Mary were warned
+by an angel to flee with him into Egypt; but he forgot to make provision
+for John [the Baptist], who was then under two years of age. John,
+however, who staid behind, fared as well as Jesus, who fled; and
+therefore the story circumstantially belies itself.
+
+Not any two of these writers agree in reciting, exactly in the same
+words, the written inscription, short as it is, which they tell us was
+put over Christ when he was crucified; and besides this, Mark says, He
+was crucified at the third hour, (nine in the morning;) and John says it
+was the sixth hour, (twelve at noon.) [According to John, (xix. 14)
+the sentence was not passed till about the sixth hour (noon,) and
+consequently the execution could not be till the afternoon; but Mark
+(xv. 25) Says expressly that he was crucified at the third hour, (nine
+in the morning,)--Author.]
+
+The inscription is thus stated in those books:
+
+Matthew--This is Jesus the king of the Jews. Mark--The king of the Jews.
+Luke--This is the king of the Jews. John--Jesus of Nazareth the king of
+the Jews.
+
+We may infer from these circumstances, trivial as they are, that those
+writers, whoever they were, and in whatever time they lived, were
+not present at the scene. The only one of the men called apostles who
+appears to have been near to the spot was Peter, and when he was accused
+of being one of Jesus's followers, it is said, (Matthew xxvi. 74,) "Then
+Peter began to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man:" yet
+we are now called to believe the same Peter, convicted, by their own
+account, of perjury. For what reason, or on what authority, should we do
+this?
+
+The accounts that are given of the circumstances, that they tell us
+attended the crucifixion, are differently related in those four books.
+
+The book ascribed to Matthew says 'there was darkness over all the land
+from the sixth hour unto the ninth hour--that the veil of the temple
+was rent in twain from the top to the bottom--that there was an
+earthquake--that the rocks rent--that the graves opened, that the bodies
+of many of the saints that slept arose and came out of their graves
+after the resurrection, and went into the holy city and appeared unto
+many.' Such is the account which this dashing writer of the book of
+Matthew gives, but in which he is not supported by the writers of the
+other books.
+
+The writer of the book ascribed to Mark, in detailing the circumstances
+of the crucifixion, makes no mention of any earthquake, nor of the rocks
+rending, nor of the graves opening, nor of the dead men walking out. The
+writer of the book of Luke is silent also upon the same points. And
+as to the writer of the book of John, though he details all the
+circumstances of the crucifixion down to the burial of Christ, he
+says nothing about either the darkness--the veil of the temple--the
+earthquake--the rocks--the graves--nor the dead men.
+
+Now if it had been true that these things had happened, and if the
+writers of these books had lived at the time they did happen, and
+had been the persons they are said to be--namely, the four men called
+apostles, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John,--it was not possible for them,
+as true historians, even without the aid of inspiration, not to have
+recorded them. The things, supposing them to have been facts, were of
+too much notoriety not to have been known, and of too much importance
+not to have been told. All these supposed apostles must have been
+witnesses of the earthquake, if there had been any, for it was not
+possible for them to have been absent from it: the opening of the graves
+and resurrection of the dead men, and their walking about the city, is
+of still greater importance than the earthquake. An earthquake is always
+possible, and natural, and proves nothing; but this opening of the
+graves is supernatural, and directly in point to their doctrine, their
+cause, and their apostleship. Had it been true, it would have filled
+up whole chapters of those books, and been the chosen theme and general
+chorus of all the writers; but instead of this, little and trivial
+things, and mere prattling conversation of 'he said this and she said
+that' are often tediously detailed, while this most important of all,
+had it been true, is passed off in a slovenly manner by a single dash
+of the pen, and that by one writer only, and not so much as hinted at by
+the rest.
+
+It is an easy thing to tell a lie, but it is difficult to support the
+lie after it is told. The writer of the book of Matthew should have told
+us who the saints were that came to life again, and went into the city,
+and what became of them afterwards, and who it was that saw them; for he
+is not hardy enough to say that he saw them himself;--whether they came
+out naked, and all in natural buff, he-saints and she-saints, or whether
+they came full dressed, and where they got their dresses; whether they
+went to their former habitations, and reclaimed their wives, their
+husbands, and their property, and how they were received; whether they
+entered ejectments for the recovery of their possessions, or brought
+actions of crim. con. against the rival interlopers; whether they
+remained on earth, and followed their former occupation of preaching or
+working; or whether they died again, or went back to their graves alive,
+and buried themselves.
+
+Strange indeed, that an army of saints should retum to life, and nobody
+know who they were, nor who it was that saw them, and that not a word
+more should be said upon the subject, nor these saints have any thing
+to tell us! Had it been the prophets who (as we are told) had formerly
+prophesied of these things, they must have had a great deal to say.
+They could have told us everything, and we should have had posthumous
+prophecies, with notes and commentaries upon the first, a little better
+at least than we have now. Had it been Moses, and Aaron, and Joshua, and
+Samuel, and David, not an unconverted Jew had remained in all Jerusalem.
+Had it been John the Baptist, and the saints of the times then present,
+everybody would have known them, and they would have out-preached and
+out-famed all the other apostles. But, instead of this, these saints are
+made to pop up, like Jonah's gourd in the night, for no purpose at all
+but to wither in the morning.--Thus much for this part of the story.
+
+The tale of the resurrection follows that of the crucifixion; and in
+this as well as in that, the writers, whoever they were, disagree so
+much as to make it evident that none of them were there.
+
+The book of Matthew states, that when Christ was put in the sepulchre
+the Jews applied to Pilate for a watch or a guard to be placed over the
+septilchre, to prevent the body being stolen by the disciples; and that
+in consequence of this request the sepulchre was made sure, sealing the
+stone that covered the mouth, and setting a watch. But the other books
+say nothing about this application, nor about the sealing, nor the
+guard, nor the watch; and according to their accounts, there were none.
+Matthew, however, follows up this part of the story of the guard or the
+watch with a second part, that I shall notice in the conclusion, as it
+serves to detect the fallacy of those books.
+
+The book of Matthew continues its account, and says, (xxviii. 1,) that
+at the end of the Sabbath, as it began to dawn, towards the first day of
+the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary, to see the sepulchre.
+Mark says it was sun-rising, and John says it was dark. Luke says it
+was Mary Magdalene and Joanna, and Mary the mother of James, and other
+women, that came to the sepulchre; and John states that Mary Magdalene
+came alone. So well do they agree about their first evidence! They all,
+however, appear to have known most about Mary Magdalene; she was a woman
+of large acquaintance, and it was not an ill conjecture that she might
+be upon the stroll. [The Bishop of Llandaff, in his famous "Apology,"
+censured Paine severely for this insinuation against Mary Magdalene, but
+the censure really falls on our English version, which, by a
+chapter-heading (Luke vii.), has unwarrantably identified her as the
+sinful woman who anointed Jesus, and irrevocably branded her.--Editor.]
+
+The book of Matthew goes on to say (ver. 2): "And behold there was a
+great earthquake, for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and
+came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it" But
+the other books say nothing about any earthquake, nor about the angel
+rolling back the stone, and sitting upon it and, according to their
+account, there was no angel sitting there. Mark says the angel [Mark
+says "a young man," and Luke "two men."--Editor.] was within the
+sepulchre, sitting on the right side. Luke says there were two, and they
+were both standing up; and John says they were both sitting down, one at
+the head and the other at the feet.
+
+Matthew says, that the angel that was sitting upon the stone on the
+outside of the sepulchre told the two Marys that Christ was risen, and
+that the women went away quickly. Mark says, that the women, upon seeing
+the stone rolled away, and wondering at it, went into the sepulchre, and
+that it was the angel that was sitting within on the right side, that
+told them so. Luke says, it was the two angels that were Standing
+up; and John says, it was Jesus Christ himself that told it to Mary
+Magdalene; and that she did not go into the sepulchre, but only stooped
+down and looked in.
+
+Now, if the writers of these four books had gone into a court of justice
+to prove an alibi, (for it is of the nature of an alibi that is
+here attempted to be proved, namely, the absence of a dead body by
+supernatural means,) and had they given their evidence in the same
+contradictory manner as it is here given, they would have been in danger
+of having their ears cropt for perjury, and would have justly deserved
+it. Yet this is the evidence, and these are the books, that have been
+imposed upon the world as being given by divine inspiration, and as the
+unchangeable word of God.
+
+The writer of the book of Matthew, after giving this account, relates
+a story that is not to be found in any of the other books, and which is
+the same I have just before alluded to. "Now," says he, [that is, after
+the conversation the women had had with the angel sitting upon the
+stone,] "behold some of the watch [meaning the watch that he had said
+had been placed over the sepulchre] came into the city, and shawed unto
+the chief priests all the things that were done; and when they were
+assembled with the elders and had taken counsel, they gave large money
+unto the soldiers, saying, Say ye, that his disciples came by night, and
+stole him away while we slept; and if this come to the governor's ears,
+we will persuade him, and secure you. So they took the money, and did as
+they were taught; and this saying [that his disciples stole him away] is
+commonly reported among the Jews until this day."
+
+The expression, until this day, is an evidence that the book ascribed
+to Matthew was not written by Matthew, and that it has been manufactured
+long after the times and things of which it pretends to treat; for
+the expression implies a great length of intervening time. It would be
+inconsistent in us to speak in this manner of any thing happening in our
+own time. To give, therefore, intelligible meaning to the expression,
+we must suppose a lapse of some generations at least, for this manner of
+speaking carries the mind back to ancient time.
+
+The absurdity also of the story is worth noticing; for it shows the
+writer of the book of Matthew to have been an exceeding weak and foolish
+man. He tells a story that contradicts itself in point of possibility;
+for though the guard, if there were any, might be made to say that the
+body was taken away while they were asleep, and to give that as a
+reason for their not having prevented it, that same sleep must also have
+prevented their knowing how, and by whom, it was done; and yet they are
+made to say that it was the disciples who did it. Were a man to tender
+his evidence of something that he should say was done, and of the manner
+of doing it, and of the person who did it, while he was asleep, and
+could know nothing of the matter, such evidence could not be received:
+it will do well enough for Testament evidence, but not for any thing
+where truth is concerned.
+
+I come now to that part of the evidence in those books, that respects
+the pretended appearance of Christ after this pretended resurrection.
+
+The writer of the book of Matthew relates, that the angel that was
+sitting on the stone at the mouth of the sepulchre, said to the two
+Marys (xxviii. 7), "Behold Christ is gone before you into Galilee, there
+ye shall see him; lo, I have told you." And the same writer at the next
+two verses (8, 9,) makes Christ himself to speak to the same purpose to
+these women immediately after the angel had told it to them, and that
+they ran quickly to tell it to the disciples; and it is said (ver. 16),
+"Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where
+Jesus had appointed them; and, when they saw him, they worshipped him."
+
+But the writer of the book of John tells us a story very different to
+this; for he says (xx. 19) "Then the same day at evening, being the
+first day of the week, [that is, the same day that Christ is said
+to have risen,] when the doors were shut, where the disciples were
+assembled, for fear of the Jews, came Jesus and stood in the midst of
+them."
+
+According to Matthew the eleven were marching to Galilee, to meet Jesus
+in a mountain, by his own appointment, at the very time when, according
+to John, they were assembled in another place, and that not by
+appointment, but in secret, for fear of the Jews.
+
+The writer of the book of Luke xxiv. 13, 33-36, contradicts that of
+Matthew more pointedly than John does; for he says expressly, that the
+meeting was in Jerusalem the evening of the same day that he (Christ)
+rose, and that the eleven were there.
+
+Now, it is not possible, unless we admit these supposed disciples the
+right of wilful lying, that the writers of these books could be any of
+the eleven persons called disciples; for if, according to Matthew,
+the eleven went into Galilee to meet Jesus in a mountain by his own
+appointment, on the same day that he is said to have risen, Luke and
+John must have been two of that eleven; yet the writer of Luke says
+expressly, and John implies as much, that the meeting was that same day,
+in a house in Jerusalem; and, on the other hand, if, according to Luke
+and John, the eleven were assembled in a house in Jerusalem, Matthew
+must have been one of that eleven; yet Matthew says the meeting was in a
+mountain in Galilee, and consequently the evidence given in those books
+destroy each other.
+
+The writer of the book of Mark says nothing about any meeting in
+Galilee; but he says (xvi. 12) that Christ, after his resurrection,
+appeared in another form to two of them, as they walked into the
+country, and that these two told it to the residue, who would not
+believe them. [This belongs to the late addition to Mark, which
+originally ended with xvi. 8.--Editor.] Luke also tells a story, in
+which he keeps Christ employed the whole of the day of this pretended
+resurrection, until the evening, and which totally invalidates the
+account of going to the mountain in Galilee. He says, that two of them,
+without saying which two, went that same day to a village called Emmaus,
+three score furlongs (seven miles and a half) from Jerusalem, and
+that Christ in disguise went with them, and stayed with them unto the
+evening, and supped with them, and then vanished out of their sight, and
+reappeared that same evening, at the meeting of the eleven in Jerusalem.
+
+This is the contradictory manner in which the evidence of this pretended
+reappearance of Christ is stated: the only point in which the writers
+agree, is the skulking privacy of that reappearance; for whether it
+was in the recess of a mountain in Galilee, or in a shut-up house in
+Jerusalem, it was still skulking. To what cause then are we to assign
+this skulking? On the one hand, it is directly repugnant to the supposed
+or pretended end, that of convincing the world that Christ was risen;
+and, on the other hand, to have asserted the publicity of it would have
+exposed the writers of those books to public detection; and, therefore,
+they have been under the necessity of making it a private affair.
+
+As to the account of Christ being seen by more than five hundred at
+once, it is Paul only who says it, and not the five hundred who say it
+for themselves. It is, therefore, the testimony of but one man, and that
+too of a man, who did not, according to the same account, believe a
+word of the matter himself at the time it is said to have happened.
+His evidence, supposing him to have been the writer of Corinthians xv.,
+where this account is given, is like that of a man who comes into a
+court of justice to swear that what he had sworn before was false. A man
+may often see reason, and he has too always the right of changing his
+opinion; but this liberty does not extend to matters of fact.
+
+I now come to the last scene, that of the ascension into heaven.--Here
+all fear of the Jews, and of every thing else, must necessarily have
+been out of the question: it was that which, if true, was to seal the
+whole; and upon which the reality of the future mission of the disciples
+was to rest for proof. Words, whether declarations or promises, that
+passed in private, either in the recess of a mountain in Galilee, or in
+a shut-up house in Jerusalem, even supposing them to have been spoken,
+could not be evidence in public; it was therefore necessary that this
+last scene should preclude the possibility of denial and dispute; and
+that it should be, as I have stated in the former part of 'The Age of
+Reason,' as public and as visible as the sun at noon-day; at least it
+ought to have been as public as the crucifixion is reported to have
+been.--But to come to the point.
+
+In the first place, the writer of the book of Matthew does not say a
+syllable about it; neither does the writer of the book of John. This
+being the case, is it possible to suppose that those writers, who affect
+to be even minute in other matters, would have been silent upon this,
+had it been true? The writer of the book of Mark passes it off in a
+careless, slovenly manner, with a single dash of the pen, as if he was
+tired of romancing, or ashamed of the story. So also does the writer of
+Luke. And even between these two, there is not an apparent agreement,
+as to the place where this final parting is said to have been. [The last
+nine verses of Mark being ungenuine, the story of the ascension
+rests exclusively on the words in Luke xxiv. 51, "was carried up into
+heaven,"--words omitted by several ancient authorities.--Editor.]
+
+The book of Mark says that Christ appeared to the eleven as they sat at
+meat, alluding to the meeting of the eleven at Jerusalem: he then states
+the conversation that he says passed at that meeting; and immediately
+after says (as a school-boy would finish a dull story,) "So then, after
+the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and
+sat on the right hand of God." But the writer of Luke says, that the
+ascension was from Bethany; that he (Christ) led them out as far as
+Bethany, and was parted from them there, and was carried up into heaven.
+So also was Mahomet: and, as to Moses, the apostle Jude says, ver. 9.
+That 'Michael and the devil disputed about his body.' While we believe
+such fables as these, or either of them, we believe unworthily of the
+Almighty.
+
+I have now gone through the examination of the four books ascribed to
+Matthew, Mark, Luke and John; and when it is considered that the whole
+space of time, from the crucifixion to what is called the ascension, is
+but a few days, apparently not more than three or four, and that all the
+circumstances are reported to have happened nearly about the same spot,
+Jerusalem, it is, I believe, impossible to find in any story upon record
+so many and such glaring absurdities, contradictions, and falsehoods, as
+are in those books. They are more numerous and striking than I had any
+expectation of finding, when I began this examination, and far more
+so than I had any idea of when I wrote the former part of 'The Age of
+Reason.' I had then neither Bible nor Testament to refer to, nor could I
+procure any. My own situation, even as to existence, was becoming every
+day more precarious; and as I was willing to leave something behind me
+upon the subject, I was obliged to be quick and concise. The quotations
+I then made were from memory only, but they are correct; and the
+opinions I have advanced in that work are the effect of the most clear
+and long-established conviction,--that the Bible and the Testament are
+impositions upon the world;--that the fall of man, the account of Jesus
+Christ being the Son of God, and of his dying to appease the wrath
+of God, and of salvation by that strange means, are all fabulous
+inventions, dishonourable to the wisdom and power of the Almighty;--that
+the only true religion is deism, by which I then meant and now mean
+the belief of one God, and an imitation of his moral character, or the
+practice of what are called moral virtues;--and that it was upon this
+only (so far as religion is concerned) that I rested all my hopes of
+happiness hereafter. So say I now--and so help me God.
+
+But to retum to the subject.--Though it is impossible, at this distance
+of time, to ascertain as a fact who were the writers of those four books
+(and this alone is sufficient to hold them in doubt, and where we doubt
+we do not believe) it is not difficult to ascertain negatively that
+they were not written by the persons to whom they are ascribed. The
+contradictions in those books demonstrate two things:
+
+First, that the writers cannot have been eye-witnesses and ear-witnesses
+of the matters they relate, or they would have related them without
+those contradictions; and, consequently that the books have not been
+written by the persons called apostles, who are supposed to have been
+witnesses of this kind.
+
+Secondly, that the writers, whoever they were, have not acted in
+concerted imposition, but each writer separately and individually for
+himself, and without the knowledge of the other.
+
+The same evidence that applies to prove the one, applies equally to
+prove both cases; that is, that the books were not written by the men
+called apostles, and also that they are not a concerted imposition. As
+to inspiration, it is altogether out of the question; we may as well
+attempt to unite truth and falsehood, as inspiration and contradiction.
+
+If four men are eye-witnesses and ear-witnesses to a scene, they will
+without any concert between them, agree as to time and place, when and
+where that scene happened. Their individual knowledge of the thing, each
+one knowing it for himself, renders concert totally unnecessary; the
+one will not say it was in a mountain in the country, and the other at
+a house in town; the one will not say it was at sunrise, and the other
+that it was dark. For in whatever place it was and whatever time it was,
+they know it equally alike.
+
+And on the other hand, if four men concert a story, they will make their
+separate relations of that story agree and corroborate with each other
+to support the whole. That concert supplies the want of fact in the one
+case, as the knowledge of the fact supersedes, in the other case, the
+necessity of a concert. The same contradictions, therefore, that
+prove there has been no concert, prove also that the reporters had no
+knowledge of the fact, (or rather of that which they relate as a fact,)
+and detect also the falsehood of their reports. Those books, therefore,
+have neither been written by the men called apostles, nor by imposters
+in concert.--How then have they been written?
+
+I am not one of those who are fond of believing there is much of that
+which is called wilful lying, or lying originally, except in the case of
+men setting up to be prophets, as in the Old Testament; for prophesying
+is lying professionally. In almost all other cases it is not difficult
+to discover the progress by which even simple supposition, with the aid
+of credulity, will in time grow into a lie, and at last be told as a
+fact; and whenever we can find a charitable reason for a thing of this
+kind, we ought not to indulge a severe one.
+
+The story of Jesus Christ appearing after he was dead is the story of an
+apparition, such as timid imaginations can always create in vision,
+and credulity believe. Stories of this kind had been told of the
+assassination of Julius Caesar not many years before, and they generally
+have their origin in violent deaths, or in execution of innocent
+persons. In cases of this kind, compassion lends its aid, and
+benevolently stretches the story. It goes on a little and a little
+farther, till it becomes a most certain truth. Once start a ghost, and
+credulity fills up the history of its life, and assigns the cause of its
+appearance; one tells it one way, another another way, till there are as
+many stories about the ghost, and about the proprietor of the ghost, as
+there are about Jesus Christ in these four books.
+
+The story of the appearance of Jesus Christ is told with that strange
+mixture of the natural and impossible, that distinguishes legendary tale
+from fact. He is represented as suddenly coming in and going out when
+the doors are shut, and of vanishing out of sight, and appearing again,
+as one would conceive of an unsubstantial vision; then again he is
+hungry, sits down to meat, and eats his supper. But as those who tell
+stories of this kind never provide for all the cases, so it is here:
+they have told us, that when he arose he left his grave-clothes behind
+him; but they have forgotten to provide other clothes for him to appear
+in afterwards, or to tell us what he did with them when he ascended;
+whether he stripped all off, or went up clothes and all. In the case of
+Elijah, they have been careful enough to make him throw down his mantle;
+how it happened not to be burnt in the chariot of fire, they also have
+not told us; but as imagination supplies all deficiencies of this kind,
+we may suppose if we please that it was made of salamander's wool.
+
+Those who are not much acquainted with ecclesiastical history, may
+suppose that the book called the New Testament has existed ever since
+the time of Jesus Christ, as they suppose that the books ascribed
+to Moses have existed ever since the time of Moses. But the fact is
+historically otherwise; there was no such book as the New Testament till
+more than three hundred years after the time that Christ is said to have
+lived.
+
+At what time the books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, began
+to appear, is altogether a matter of uncertainty. There is not the least
+shadow of evidence of who the persons were that wrote them, nor at what
+time they were written; and they might as well have been called by the
+names of any of the other supposed apostles as by the names they are now
+called. The originals are not in the possession of any Christian
+Church existing, any more than the two tables of stone written on, they
+pretend, by the finger of God, upon Mount Sinai, and given to Moses,
+are in the possession of the Jews. And even if they were, there is no
+possibility of proving the hand-writing in either case. At the time
+those four books were written there was no printing, and consequently
+there could be no publication otherwise than by written copies, which
+any man might make or alter at pleasure, and call them originals. Can
+we suppose it is consistent with the wisdom of the Almighty to commit
+himself and his will to man upon such precarious means as these; or that
+it is consistent we should pin our faith upon such uncertainties? We
+cannot make nor alter, nor even imitate, so much as one blade of grass
+that he has made, and yet we can make or alter words of God as easily
+as words of man. [The former part of the 'Age of Reason' has not been
+published two years, and there is already an expression in it that is
+not mine. The expression is: The book of Luke was carried by a majority
+of one voice only. It may be true, but it is not I that have said it.
+Some person who might know of that circumstance, has added it in a note
+at the bottom of the page of some of the editions, printed either in
+England or in America; and the printers, after that, have erected it
+into the body of the work, and made me the author of it. If this has
+happened within such a short space of time, notwithstanding the aid of
+printing, which prevents the alteration of copies individually, what may
+not have happened in a much greater length of time, when there was no
+printing, and when any man who could write could make a written copy and
+call it an original by Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John?--Author.]
+
+[The spurious addition to Paine's work alluded to in his footnote drew on
+him a severe criticism from Dr. Priestley ("Letters to a Philosophical
+Unbeliever," p. 75), yet it seems to have been Priestley himself who, in
+his quotation, first incorporated into Paine's text the footnote added
+by the editor of the American edition (1794). The American added:
+"Vide Moshiem's (sic) Ecc. History," which Priestley omits. In a modern
+American edition I notice four verbal alterations introduced into the
+above footnote.--Editor.]
+
+About three hundred and fifty years after the time that Christ is
+said to have lived, several writings of the kind I am speaking of were
+scattered in the hands of divers individuals; and as the church had
+begun to form itself into an hierarchy, or church government, with
+temporal powers, it set itself about collecting them into a code, as
+we now see them, called 'The New Testament.' They decided by vote, as I
+have before said in the former part of the Age of Reason, which of those
+writings, out of the collection they had made, should be the word of
+God, and which should not. The Robbins of the Jews had decided, by vote,
+upon the books of the Bible before.
+
+As the object of the church, as is the case in all national
+establishments of churches, was power and revenue, and terror the
+means it used, it is consistent to suppose that the most miraculous and
+wonderful of the writings they had collected stood the best chance of
+being voted. And as to the authenticity of the books, the vote stands in
+the place of it; for it can be traced no higher.
+
+Disputes, however, ran high among the people then calling themselves
+Christians, not only as to points of doctrine, but as to the
+authenticity of the books. In the contest between the person called St.
+Augustine, and Fauste, about the year 400, the latter says, "The books
+called the Evangelists have been composed long after the times of the
+apostles, by some obscure men, who, fearing that the world would not
+give credit to their relation of matters of which they could not be
+informed, have published them under the names of the apostles; and
+which are so full of sottishness and discordant relations, that there is
+neither agreement nor connection between them."
+
+And in another place, addressing himself to the advocates of those
+books, as being the word of God, he says, "It is thus that your
+predecessors have inserted in the scriptures of our Lord many things
+which, though they carry his name, agree not with his doctrine." This is
+not surprising, since that we have often proved that these things have
+not been written by himself, nor by his apostles, but that for the
+greatest part they are founded upon tales, upon vague reports, and put
+together by I know not what half-Jews, with but little agreement between
+them; and which they have nevertheless published under the name of the
+apostles of our Lord, and have thus attributed to them their own errors
+and their lies. [I have taken these two extracts from Boulanger's Life
+of Paul, written in French; Boulanger has quoted them from the writings
+of Augustine against Fauste, to which he refers.--Author.]
+
+This Bishop Faustus is usually styled "The Manichaeum," Augustine having
+entitled his book, Contra Frustum Manichaeum Libri xxxiii., in which
+nearly the whole of Faustus' very able work is quoted.--Editor.]
+
+The reader will see by those extracts that the authenticity of the
+books of the New Testament was denied, and the books treated as tales,
+forgeries, and lies, at the time they were voted to be the word of God.
+But the interest of the church, with the assistance of the faggot, bore
+down the opposition, and at last suppressed all investigation. Miracles
+followed upon miracles, if we will believe them, and men were taught to
+say they believed whether they believed or not. But (by way of throwing
+in a thought) the French Revolution has excommunicated the church
+from the power of working miracles; she has not been able, with the
+assistance of all her saints, to work one miracle since the revolution
+began; and as she never stood in greater need than now, we may, without
+the aid of divination, conclude that all her former miracles are
+tricks and lies. [Boulanger in his life of Paul, has collected from the
+ecclesiastical histories, and the writings of the fathers as they are
+called, several matters which show the opinions that prevailed among the
+different sects of Christians, at the time the Testament, as we now see
+it, was voted to be the word of God. The following extracts are from the
+second chapter of that work:
+
+[The Marcionists (a Christian sect) asserted that the evangelists were
+filled with falsities. The Manichaeans, who formed a very numerous
+sect at the commencement of Christianity, rejected as false all the New
+Testament, and showed other writings quite different that they gave for
+authentic. The Corinthians, like the Marcionists, admitted not the Acts
+of the Apostles. The Encratites and the Sevenians adopted neither the
+Acts, nor the Epistles of Paul. Chrysostom, in a homily which he made
+upon the Acts of the Apostles, says that in his time, about the year
+400, many people knew nothing either of the author or of the book. St.
+Irene, who lived before that time, reports that the Valentinians, like
+several other sects of the Christians, accused the scriptures of being
+filled with imperfections, errors, and contradictions. The Ebionites, or
+Nazarenes, who were the first Christians, rejected all the Epistles of
+Paul, and regarded him as an impostor. They report, among other things,
+that he was originally a Pagan; that he came to Jerusalem, where he
+lived some time; and that having a mind to marry the daughter of the
+high priest, he had himself been circumcised; but that not being able to
+obtain her, he quarrelled with the Jews and wrote against circumcision,
+and against the observation of the Sabbath, and against all the legal
+ordinances.--Author.] [Much abridged from the Exam. Crit. de la Vie de
+St. Paul, by N.A. Boulanger, 1770.--Editor.]
+
+When we consider the lapse of more than three hundred years intervening
+between the time that Christ is said to have lived and the time the
+New Testament was formed into a book, we must see, even without the
+assistance of historical evidence, the exceeding uncertainty there is
+of its authenticity. The authenticity of the book of Homer, so far as
+regards the authorship, is much better established than that of the New
+Testament, though Homer is a thousand years the most ancient. It was
+only an exceeding good poet that could have written the book of Homer,
+and, therefore, few men only could have attempted it; and a man capable
+of doing it would not have thrown away his own fame by giving it to
+another. In like manner, there were but few that could have composed
+Euclid's Elements, because none but an exceeding good geometrician could
+have been the author of that work.
+
+But with respect to the books of the New Testament, particularly such
+parts as tell us of the resurrection and ascension of Christ, any person
+who could tell a story of an apparition, or of a man's walking, could
+have made such books; for the story is most wretchedly told. The chance,
+therefore, of forgery in the Testament is millions to one greater than
+in the case of Homer or Euclid. Of the numerous priests or parsons of
+the present day, bishops and all, every one of them can make a sermon,
+or translate a scrap of Latin, especially if it has been translated
+a thousand times before; but is there any amongst them that can write
+poetry like Homer, or science like Euclid? The sum total of a parson's
+learning, with very few exceptions, is a, b, ab, and hic, haec, hoc;
+and their knowledge of science is, three times one is three; and this is
+more than sufficient to have enabled them, had they lived at the time,
+to have written all the books of the New Testament.
+
+As the opportunities of forgery were greater, so also was the
+inducement. A man could gain no advantage by writing under the name of
+Homer or Euclid; if he could write equal to them, it would be better
+that he wrote under his own name; if inferior, he could not succeed.
+Pride would prevent the former, and impossibility the latter. But with
+respect to such books as compose the New Testament, all the inducements
+were on the side of forgery. The best imagined history that could have
+been made, at the distance of two or three hundred years after the time,
+could not have passed for an original under the name of the real
+writer; the only chance of success lay in forgery; for the church wanted
+pretence for its new doctrine, and truth and talents were out of the
+question.
+
+But as it is not uncommon (as before observed) to relate stories of
+persons walking after they are dead, and of ghosts and apparitions of
+such as have fallen by some violent or extraordinary means; and as the
+people of that day were in the habit of believing such things, and of
+the appearance of angels, and also of devils, and of their getting into
+people's insides, and shaking them like a fit of an ague, and of their
+being cast out again as if by an emetic--(Mary Magdalene, the book of
+Mark tells us had brought up, or been brought to bed of seven devils;)
+it was nothing extraordinary that some story of this kind should get
+abroad of the person called Jesus Christ, and become afterwards the
+foundation of the four books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
+Each writer told a tale as he heard it, or thereabouts, and gave to his
+book the name of the saint or the apostle whom tradition had given as
+the eye-witness. It is only upon this ground that the contradictions in
+those books can be accounted for; and if this be not the case, they are
+downright impositions, lies, and forgeries, without even the apology of
+credulity.
+
+That they have been written by a sort of half Jews, as the foregoing
+quotations mention, is discernible enough. The frequent references
+made to that chief assassin and impostor Moses, and to the men called
+prophets, establishes this point; and, on the other hand, the church
+has complimented the fraud, by admitting the Bible and the Testament
+to reply to each other. Between the Christian-Jew and the
+Christian-Gentile, the thing called a prophecy, and the thing prophesied
+of, the type and the thing typified, the sign and the thing signified,
+have been industriously rummaged up, and fitted together like old locks
+and pick-lock keys. The story foolishly enough told of Eve and the
+serpent, and naturally enough as to the enmity between men and serpents
+(for the serpent always bites about the heel, because it cannot reach
+higher, and the man always knocks the serpent about the head, as the
+most effectual way to prevent its biting;) ["It shall bruise thy head,
+and thou shalt bruise his heel." Gen. iii. 15.--Author.] this foolish
+story, I say, has been made into a prophecy, a type, and a promise to
+begin with; and the lying imposition of Isaiah to Ahaz, 'That a virgin
+shall conceive and bear a son,' as a sign that Ahaz should conquer,
+when the event was that he was defeated (as already noticed in the
+observations on the book of Isaiah), has been perverted, and made to
+serve as a winder up.
+
+Jonah and the whale are also made into a sign and type. Jonah is Jesus,
+and the whale is the grave; for it is said, (and they have made Christ
+to say it of himself, Matt. xii. 40), "For as Jonah was three days and
+three nights in the whale's belly, so shall the Son of man be three days
+and three nights in the heart of the earth." But it happens, awkwardly
+enough, that Christ, according to their own account, was but one day
+and two nights in the grave; about 36 hours instead of 72; that is, the
+Friday night, the Saturday, and the Saturday night; for they say he was
+up on the Sunday morning by sunrise, or before. But as this fits quite
+as well as the bite and the kick in Genesis, or the virgin and her son
+in Isaiah, it will pass in the lump of orthodox things.--Thus much for
+the historical part of the Testament and its evidences.
+
+Epistles of Paul--The epistles ascribed to Paul, being fourteen in
+number, almost fill up the remaining part of the Testament. Whether
+those epistles were written by the person to whom they are ascribed is
+a matter of no great importance, since that the writer, whoever he was,
+attempts to prove his doctrine by argument. He does not pretend to
+have been witness to any of the scenes told of the resurrection and the
+ascension; and he declares that he had not believed them.
+
+The story of his being struck to the ground as he was journeying to
+Damascus, has nothing in it miraculous or extraordinary; he escaped with
+life, and that is more than many others have done, who have been struck
+with lightning; and that he should lose his sight for three days, and be
+unable to eat or drink during that time, is nothing more than is common
+in such conditions. His companions that were with him appear not to have
+suffered in the same manner, for they were well enough to lead him the
+remainder of the journey; neither did they pretend to have seen any
+vision.
+
+The character of the person called Paul, according to the accounts
+given of him, has in it a great deal of violence and fanaticism; he had
+persecuted with as much heat as he preached afterwards; the stroke
+he had received had changed his thinking, without altering his
+constitution; and either as a Jew or a Christian he was the same zealot.
+Such men are never good moral evidences of any doctrine they preach.
+They are always in extremes, as well of action as of belief.
+
+The doctrine he sets out to prove by argument, is the resurrection of
+the same body: and he advances this as an evidence of immortality.
+But so much will men differ in their manner of thinking, and in the
+conclusions they draw from the same premises, that this doctrine of
+the resurrection of the same body, so far from being an evidence of
+immortality, appears to me to be an evidence against it; for if I have
+already died in this body, and am raised again in the same body in which
+I have died, it is presumptive evidence that I shall die again. That
+resurrection no more secures me against the repetition of dying, than an
+ague-fit, when past, secures me against another. To believe therefore in
+immortality, I must have a more elevated idea than is contained in the
+gloomy doctrine of the resurrection.
+
+Besides, as a matter of choice, as well as of hope, I had rather have a
+better body and a more convenient form than the present. Every animal
+in the creation excels us in something. The winged insects, without
+mentioning doves or eagles, can pass over more space with greater ease
+in a few minutes than man can in an hour. The glide of the smallest
+fish, in proportion to its bulk, exceeds us in motion almost beyond
+comparison, and without weariness. Even the sluggish snail can ascend
+from the bottom of a dungeon, where man, by the want of that ability,
+would perish; and a spider can launch itself from the top, as a playful
+amusement. The personal powers of man are so limited, and his heavy
+frame so little constructed to extensive enjoyment, that there is
+nothing to induce us to wish the opinion of Paul to be true. It is too
+little for the magnitude of the scene, too mean for the sublimity of the
+subject.
+
+But all other arguments apart, the consciousness of existence is the
+only conceivable idea we can have of another life, and the continuance
+of that consciousness is immortality. The consciousness of existence, or
+the knowing that we exist, is not necessarily confined to the same form,
+nor to the same matter, even in this life.
+
+We have not in all cases the same form, nor in any case the same matter,
+that composed our bodies twenty or thirty years ago; and yet we are
+conscious of being the same persons. Even legs and arms, which make up
+almost half the human frame, are not necessary to the consciousness of
+existence. These may be lost or taken away and the full consciousness
+of existence remain; and were their place supplied by wings, or other
+appendages, we cannot conceive that it could alter our consciousness of
+existence. In short, we know not how much, or rather how little, of our
+composition it is, and how exquisitely fine that little is, that creates
+in us this consciousness of existence; and all beyond that is like the
+pulp of a peach, distinct and separate from the vegetative speck in the
+kernel.
+
+Who can say by what exceeding fine action of fine matter it is that a
+thought is produced in what we call the mind? and yet that thought
+when produced, as I now produce the thought I am writing, is capable
+of becoming immortal, and is the only production of man that has that
+capacity.
+
+Statues of brass and marble will perish; and statues made in imitation
+of them are not the same statues, nor the same workmanship, any more
+than the copy of a picture is the same picture. But print and reprint
+a thought a thousand times over, and that with materials of any kind,
+carve it in wood, or engrave it on stone, the thought is eternally
+and identically the same thought in every case. It has a capacity of
+unimpaired existence, unaffected by change of matter, and is essentially
+distinct, and of a nature different from every thing else that we know
+of, or can conceive. If then the thing produced has in itself a capacity
+of being immortal, it is more than a token that the power that produced
+it, which is the self-same thing as consciousness of existence, can
+be immortal also; and that as independently of the matter it was first
+connected with, as the thought is of the printing or writing it first
+appeared in. The one idea is not more difficult to believe than the
+other; and we can see that one is true.
+
+That the consciousness of existence is not dependent on the same form
+or the same matter, is demonstrated to our senses in the works of
+the creation, as far as our senses are capable of receiving that
+demonstration. A very numerous part of the animal creation preaches to
+us, far better than Paul, the belief of a life hereafter. Their little
+life resembles an earth and a heaven, a present and a future state; and
+comprises, if it may be so expressed, immortality in miniature.
+
+The most beautiful parts of the creation to our eye are the winged
+insects, and they are not so originally. They acquire that form and
+that inimitable brilliancy by progressive changes. The slow and creeping
+caterpillar worm of to day, passes in a few days to a torpid figure, and
+a state resembling death; and in the next change comes forth in all the
+miniature magnificence of life, a splendid butterfly. No resemblance of
+the former creature remains; every thing is changed; all his powers
+are new, and life is to him another thing. We cannot conceive that the
+consciousness of existence is not the same in this state of the animal
+as before; why then must I believe that the resurrection of the same
+body is necessary to continue to me the consciousness of existence
+hereafter?
+
+In the former part of 'The Agee of Reason.' I have called the creation
+the true and only real word of God; and this instance, or this text, in
+the book of creation, not only shows to us that this thing may be so,
+but that it is so; and that the belief of a future state is a rational
+belief, founded upon facts visible in the creation: for it is not more
+difficult to believe that we shall exist hereafter in a better state and
+form than at present, than that a worm should become a butterfly, and
+quit the dunghill for the atmosphere, if we did not know it as a fact.
+
+As to the doubtful jargon ascribed to Paul in 1 Corinthians xv., which
+makes part of the burial service of some Christian sectaries, it is
+as destitute of meaning as the tolling of a bell at the funeral; it
+explains nothing to the understanding, it illustrates nothing to the
+imagination, but leaves the reader to find any meaning if he can. "All
+flesh," says he, "is not the same flesh. There is one flesh of men,
+another of beasts, another of fishes, and another of birds." And what
+then? nothing. A cook could have said as much. "There are also," says
+he, "bodies celestial and bodies terrestrial; the glory of the celestial
+is one and the glory of the terrestrial is the other." And what then?
+nothing. And what is the difference? nothing that he has told. "There
+is," says he, "one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and
+another glory of the stars." And what then? nothing; except that he says
+that one star differeth from another star in glory, instead of distance;
+and he might as well have told us that the moon did not shine so bright
+as the sun. All this is nothing better than the jargon of a conjuror,
+who picks up phrases he does not understand to confound the credulous
+people who come to have their fortune told. Priests and conjurors are of
+the same trade.
+
+Sometimes Paul affects to be a naturalist, and to prove his system of
+resurrection from the principles of vegetation. "Thou fool" says he,
+"that which thou sowest is not quickened except it die." To which one
+might reply in his own language, and say, Thou fool, Paul, that which
+thou sowest is not quickened except it die not; for the grain that dies
+in the ground never does, nor can vegetate. It is only the living grains
+that produce the next crop. But the metaphor, in any point of view, is
+no simile. It is succession, and [not] resurrection.
+
+The progress of an animal from one state of being to another, as from a
+worm to a butterfly, applies to the case; but this of a grain does not,
+and shows Paul to have been what he says of others, a fool.
+
+Whether the fourteen epistles ascribed to Paul were written by him
+or not, is a matter of indifference; they are either argumentative or
+dogmatical; and as the argument is defective, and the dogmatical part is
+merely presumptive, it signifies not who wrote them. And the same may
+be said for the remaining parts of the Testament. It is not upon the
+Epistles, but upon what is called the Gospel, contained in the four
+books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and upon the pretended
+prophecies, that the theory of the church, calling itself the Christian
+Church, is founded. The Epistles are dependant upon those, and must
+follow their fate; for if the story of Jesus Christ be fabulous, all
+reasoning founded upon it, as a supposed truth, must fall with it.
+
+We know from history, that one of the principal leaders of this church,
+Athanasius, lived at the time the New Testament was formed; [Athanasius
+died, according to the Church chronology, in the year 371--Author.] and
+we know also, from the absurd jargon he has left us under the name of
+a creed, the character of the men who formed the New Testament; and we
+know also from the same history that the authenticity of the books of
+which it is composed was denied at the time. It was upon the vote of
+such as Athanasius that the Testament was decreed to be the word of God;
+and nothing can present to us a more strange idea than that of decreeing
+the word of God by vote. Those who rest their faith upon such authority
+put man in the place of God, and have no true foundation for future
+happiness. Credulity, however, is not a crime, but it becomes criminal
+by resisting conviction. It is strangling in the womb of the conscience
+the efforts it makes to ascertain truth. We should never force belief
+upon ourselves in any thing.
+
+I here close the subject on the Old Testament and the New. The evidence
+I have produced to prove them forgeries, is extracted from the books
+themselves, and acts, like a two-edge sword, either way. If the evidence
+be denied, the authenticity of the Scriptures is denied with it, for it
+is Scripture evidence: and if the evidence be admitted, the authenticity
+of the books is disproved. The contradictory impossibilities, contained
+in the Old Testament and the New, put them in the case of a man who
+swears for and against. Either evidence convicts him of perjury, and
+equally destroys reputation.
+
+Should the Bible and the Testament hereafter fall, it is not that I
+have done it. I have done no more than extracted the evidence from
+the confused mass of matters with which it is mixed, and arranged that
+evidence in a point of light to be clearly seen and easily comprehended;
+and, having done this, I leave the reader to judge for himself, as I
+have judged for myself.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III - CONCLUSION
+
+IN the former part of 'The Age of Reason' I have spoken of the three
+frauds, mystery, miracle, and Prophecy; and as I have seen nothing in
+any of the answers to that work that in the least affects what I have
+there said upon those subjects, I shall not encumber this Second Part
+with additions that are not necessary.
+
+I have spoken also in the same work upon what is celled revelation, and
+have shown the absurd misapplication of that term to the books of
+the Old Testament and the New; for certainly revelation is out of the
+question in reciting any thing of which man has been the actor or the
+witness. That which man has done or seen, needs no revelation to tell
+him he has done it, or seen it--for he knows it already--nor to enable
+him to tell it or to write it. It is ignorance, or imposition, to apply
+the term revelation in such cases; yet the Bible and Testament are
+classed under this fraudulent description of being all revelation.
+
+Revelation then, so far as the term has relation between God and man,
+can only be applied to something which God reveals of his will to man;
+but though the power of the Almighty to make such a communication is
+necessarily admitted, because to that power all things are possible,
+yet, the thing so revealed (if any thing ever was revealed, and which,
+by the bye, it is impossible to prove) is revelation to the person only
+to whom it is made. His account of it to another is not revelation; and
+whoever puts faith in that account, puts it in the man from whom the
+account comes; and that man may have been deceived, or may have dreamed
+it; or he may be an impostor and may lie. There is no possible criterion
+whereby to judge of the truth of what he tells; for even the morality of
+it would be no proof of revelation. In all such cases, the proper
+answer should be, "When it is revealed to me, I will believe it to be
+revelation; but it is not and cannot be incumbent upon me to believe
+it to be revelation before; neither is it proper that I should take the
+word of man as the word of God, and put man in the place of God." This
+is the manner in which I have spoken of revelation in the former part of
+The Age of Reason; and which, whilst it reverentially admits revelation
+as a possible thing, because, as before said, to the Almighty all things
+are possible, it prevents the imposition of one man upon another, and
+precludes the wicked use of pretended revelation.
+
+But though, speaking for myself, I thus admit the possibility of
+revelation, I totally disbelieve that the Almighty ever did communicate
+any thing to man, by any mode of speech, in any language, or by any kind
+of vision, or appearance, or by any means which our senses are capable
+of receiving, otherwise than by the universal display of himself in the
+works of the creation, and by that repugnance we feel in ourselves to
+bad actions, and disposition to good ones. [A fair parallel of the then
+unknown aphorism of Kant: "Two things fill the soul with wonder and
+reverence, increasing evermore as I meditate more closely upon them:
+the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me." (Kritik
+derpraktischen Vernunfe, 1788). Kant's religious utterances at the
+beginning of the French Revolution brought on him a royal mandate
+of silence, because he had worked out from "the moral law within" a
+principle of human equality precisely similar to that which Paine had
+derived from his Quaker doctrine of the "inner light" of every man.
+About the same time Paine's writings were suppressed in England. Paine
+did not understand German, but Kant, though always independent in
+the formation of his opinions, was evidently well acquainted with the
+literature of the Revolution, in America, England, and France.--Editor.]
+
+The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the
+greatest miseries, that have afflicted the human race have had their
+origin in this thing called revelation, or revealed religion. It
+has been the most dishonourable belief against the character of the
+divinity, the most destructive to morality, and the peace and happiness
+of man, that ever was propagated since man began to exist. It is better,
+far better, that we admitted, if it were possible, a thousand devils to
+roam at large, and to preach publicly the doctrine of devils, if there
+were any such, than that we permitted one such impostor and monster
+as Moses, Joshua, Samuel, and the Bible prophets, to come with the
+pretended word of God in his mouth, and have credit among us.
+
+Whence arose all the horrid assassinations of whole nations of men,
+women, and infants, with which the Bible is filled; and the bloody
+persecutions, and tortures unto death and religious wars, that since
+that time have laid Europe in blood and ashes; whence arose they, but
+from this impious thing called revealed religion, and this monstrous
+belief that God has spoken to man? The lies of the Bible have been the
+cause of the one, and the lies of the Testament [of] the other.
+
+Some Christians pretend that Christianity was not established by the
+sword; but of what period of time do they speak? It was impossible that
+twelve men could begin with the sword: they had not the power; but no
+sooner were the professors of Christianity sufficiently powerful to
+employ the sword than they did so, and the stake and faggot too; and
+Mahomet could not do it sooner. By the same spirit that Peter cut off
+the ear of the high priest's servant (if the story be true) he would
+cut off his head, and the head of his master, had he been able. Besides
+this, Christianity grounds itself originally upon the [Hebrew] Bible,
+and the Bible was established altogether by the sword, and that in the
+worst use of it--not to terrify, but to extirpate. The Jews made
+no converts: they butchered all. The Bible is the sire of the [New]
+Testament, and both are called the word of God. The Christians read
+both books; the ministers preach from both books; and this thing
+called Christianity is made up of both. It is then false to say that
+Christianity was not established by the sword.
+
+The only sect that has not persecuted are the Quakers; and the only
+reason that can be given for it is, that they are rather Deists than
+Christians. They do not believe much about Jesus Christ, and they
+call the scriptures a dead letter. [This is an interesting and correct
+testimony as to the beliefs of the earlier Quakers, one of whom was
+Paine's father.--Editor.] Had they called them by a worse name, they had
+been nearer the truth.
+
+It is incumbent on every man who reverences the character of the
+Creator, and who wishes to lessen the catalogue of artificial miseries,
+and remove the cause that has sown persecutions thick among mankind,
+to expel all ideas of a revealed religion as a dangerous heresy, and an
+impious fraud. What is it that we have learned from this pretended thing
+called revealed religion? Nothing that is useful to man, and every
+thing that is dishonourable to his Maker. What is it the Bible teaches
+us?--repine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches
+us?--to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman
+engaged to be married; and the belief of this debauchery is called
+faith.
+
+As to the fragments of morality that are irregularly and thinly
+scattered in those books, they make no part of this pretended thing,
+revealed religion. They are the natural dictates of conscience, and the
+bonds by which society is held together, and without which it cannot
+exist; and are nearly the same in all religions, and in all societies.
+The Testament teaches nothing new upon this subject, and where it
+attempts to exceed, it becomes mean and ridiculous. The doctrine of not
+retaliating injuries is much better expressed in Proverbs, which is
+a collection as well from the Gentiles as the Jews, than it is in the
+Testament. It is there said, (Xxv. 2 I) "If thine enemy be hungry,
+give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:"
+[According to what is called Christ's sermon on the mount, in the book
+of Matthew, where, among some other [and] good things, a great deal of
+this feigned morality is introduced, it is there expressly said, that
+the doctrine of forbearance, or of not retaliating injuries, was not
+any part of the doctrine of the Jews; but as this doctrine is found in
+"Proverbs," it must, according to that statement, have been copied from
+the Gentiles, from whom Christ had learned it. Those men whom Jewish and
+Christian idolators have abusively called heathen, had much better and
+clearer ideas of justice and morality than are to be found in the Old
+Testament, so far as it is Jewish, or in the New. The answer of Solon on
+the question, "Which is the most perfect popular govemment," has never
+been exceeded by any man since his time, as containing a maxim of
+political morality, "That," says he, "where the least injury done to
+the meanest individual, is considered as an insult on the whole
+constitution." Solon lived about 500 years before Christ.--Author.] but
+when it is said, as in the Testament, "If a man smite thee on the right
+cheek, turn to him the other also," it is assassinating the dignity of
+forbearance, and sinking man into a spaniel.
+
+Loving, of enemies is another dogma of feigned morality, and has besides
+no meaning. It is incumbent on man, as a moralist, that he does not
+revenge an injury; and it is equally as good in a political sense, for
+there is no end to retaliation; each retaliates on the other, and calls
+it justice: but to love in proportion to the injury, if it could be
+done, would be to offer a premium for a crime. Besides, the word enemies
+is too vague and general to be used in a moral maxim, which ought
+always to be clear and defined, like a proverb. If a man be the enemy
+of another from mistake and prejudice, as in the case of religious
+opinions, and sometimes in politics, that man is different to an enemy
+at heart with a criminal intention; and it is incumbent upon us, and
+it contributes also to our own tranquillity, that we put the best
+construction upon a thing that it will bear. But even this erroneous
+motive in him makes no motive for love on the other part; and to say
+that we can love voluntarily, and without a motive, is morally and
+physically impossible.
+
+Morality is injured by prescribing to it duties that, in the first
+place, are impossible to be performed, and if they could be would be
+productive of evil; or, as before said, be premiums for crime. The maxim
+of doing as we would be done unto does not include this strange doctrine
+of loving enemies; for no man expects to be loved himself for his crime
+or for his enmity.
+
+Those who preach this doctrine of loving their enemies, are in general
+the greatest persecutors, and they act consistently by so doing; for the
+doctrine is hypocritical, and it is natural that hypocrisy should act
+the reverse of what it preaches. For my own part, I disown the doctrine,
+and consider it as a feigned or fabulous morality; yet the man does not
+exist that can say I have persecuted him, or any man, or any set of men,
+either in the American Revolution, or in the French Revolution; or that
+I have, in any case, returned evil for evil. But it is not incumbent on
+man to reward a bad action with a good one, or to return good for evil;
+and wherever it is done, it is a voluntary act, and not a duty. It
+is also absurd to suppose that such doctrine can make any part of a
+revealed religion. We imitate the moral character of the Creator by
+forbearing with each other, for he forbears with all; but this doctrine
+would imply that he loved man, not in proportion as he was good, but as
+he was bad.
+
+If we consider the nature of our condition here, we must see there is
+no occasion for such a thing as revealed religion. What is it we want
+to know? Does not the creation, the universe we behold, preach to us the
+existence of an Almighty power, that governs and regulates the whole?
+And is not the evidence that this creation holds out to our senses
+infinitely stronger than any thing we can read in a book, that any
+imposter might make and call the word of God? As for morality, the
+knowledge of it exists in every man's conscience.
+
+Here we are. The existence of an Almighty power is sufficiently
+demonstrated to us, though we cannot conceive, as it is impossible we
+should, the nature and manner of its existence. We cannot conceive how
+we came here ourselves, and yet we know for a fact that we are here.
+We must know also, that the power that called us into being, can if he
+please, and when he pleases, call us to account for the manner in which
+we have lived here; and therefore without seeking any other motive
+for the belief, it is rational to believe that he will, for we know
+beforehand that he can. The probability or even possibility of the thing
+is all that we ought to know; for if we knew it as a fact, we should be
+the mere slaves of terror; our belief would have no merit, and our best
+actions no virtue.
+
+Deism then teaches us, without the possibility of being deceived, all
+that is necessary or proper to be known. The creation is the Bible of
+the deist. He there reads, in the hand-writing of the Creator himself,
+the certainty of his existence, and the immutability of his power; and
+all other Bibles and Testaments are to him forgeries. The probability
+that we may be called to account hereafter, will, to reflecting minds,
+have the influence of belief; for it is not our belief or disbelief that
+can make or unmake the fact. As this is the state we are in, and which
+it is proper we should be in, as free agents, it is the fool only, and
+not the philosopher, nor even the prudent man, that will live as if
+there were no God.
+
+But the belief of a God is so weakened by being mixed with the strange
+fable of the Christian creed, and with the wild adventures related in
+the Bible, and the obscurity and obscene nonsense of the Testament, that
+the mind of man is bewildered as in a fog. Viewing all these things in
+a confused mass, he confounds fact with fable; and as he cannot believe
+all, he feels a disposition to reject all. But the belief of a God is
+a belief distinct from all other things, and ought not to be confounded
+with any. The notion of a Trinity of Gods has enfeebled the belief of
+one God. A multiplication of beliefs acts as a division of belief; and
+in proportion as anything is divided, it is weakened.
+
+Religion, by such means, becomes a thing of form instead of fact; of
+notion instead of principle: morality is banished to make room for
+an imaginary thing called faith, and this faith has its origin in a
+supposed debauchery; a man is preached instead of a God; an execution is
+an object for gratitude; the preachers daub themselves with the blood,
+like a troop of assassins, and pretend to admire the brilliancy it gives
+them; they preach a humdrum sermon on the merits of the execution; then
+praise Jesus Christ for being executed, and condemn the Jews for doing
+it.
+
+A man, by hearing all this nonsense lumped and preached together,
+confounds the God of the Creation with the imagined God of the
+Christians, and lives as if there were none.
+
+Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is none
+more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man, more repugnant
+to reason, and more contradictory in itself, than this thing called
+Christianity. Too absurd for belief, too impossible to convince, and too
+inconsistent for practice, it renders the heart torpid, or produces only
+atheists and fanatics. As an engine of power, it serves the purpose of
+despotism; and as a means of wealth, the avarice of priests; but so
+far as respects the good of man in general, it leads to nothing here or
+hereafter.
+
+The only religion that has not been invented, and that has in it every
+evidence of divine originality, is pure and simple deism. It must have
+been the first and will probably be the last that man believes. But pure
+and simple deism does not answer the purpose of despotic governments.
+They cannot lay hold of religion as an engine but by mixing it with
+human inventions, and making their own authority a part; neither does it
+answer the avarice of priests, but by incorporating themselves and their
+functions with it, and becoming, like the government, a party in the
+system. It is this that forms the otherwise mysterious connection of
+church and state; the church human, and the state tyrannic.
+
+Were a man impressed as fully and strongly as he ought to be with the
+belief of a God, his moral life would be regulated by the force of
+belief; he would stand in awe of God, and of himself, and would not do
+the thing that could not be concealed from either. To give this belief
+the full opportunity of force, it is necessary that it acts alone. This
+is deism.
+
+But when, according to the Christian Trinitarian scheme, one part of God
+is represented by a dying man, and another part, called the Holy Ghost,
+by a flying pigeon, it is impossible that belief can attach itself to
+such wild conceits. [The book called the book of Matthew, says, (iii.
+16,) that the Holy Ghost descended in the shape of a dove. It might as
+well have said a goose; the creatures are equally harmless, and the one
+is as much a nonsensical lie as the other. Acts, ii. 2, 3, says, that
+it descended in a mighty rushing wind, in the shape of cloven tongues:
+perhaps it was cloven feet. Such absurd stuff is fit only for tales of
+witches and wizards.--Author.]
+
+It has been the scheme of the Christian church, and of all the other
+invented systems of religion, to hold man in ignorance of the Creator,
+as it is of government to hold him in ignorance of his rights.
+The systems of the one are as false as those of the other, and are
+calculated for mutual support. The study of theology as it stands in
+Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing;
+it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no
+data; it can demonstrate nothing; and admits of no conclusion. Not any
+thing can be studied as a science without our being in possession of the
+principles upon which it is founded; and as this is not the case with
+Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing.
+
+Instead then of studying theology, as is now done, out of the Bible and
+Testament, the meanings of which books are always controverted, and the
+authenticity of which is disproved, it is necessary that we refer to the
+Bible of the creation. The principles we discover there are eternal, and
+of divine origin: they are the foundation of all the science that exists
+in the world, and must be the foundation of theology.
+
+We can know God only through his works. We cannot have a conception of
+any one attribute, but by following some principle that leads to it.
+We have only a confused idea of his power, if we have not the means of
+comprehending something of its immensity. We can have no idea of his
+wisdom, but by knowing the order and manner in which it acts. The
+principles of science lead to this knowledge; for the Creator of man is
+the Creator of science, and it is through that medium that man can see
+God, as it were, face to face.
+
+Could a man be placed in a situation, and endowed with power of vision
+to behold at one view, and to contemplate deliberately, the structure of
+the universe, to mark the movements of the several planets, the cause
+of their varying appearances, the unerring order in which they revolve,
+even to the remotest comet, their connection and dependence on each
+other, and to know the system of laws established by the Creator, that
+governs and regulates the whole; he would then conceive, far beyond what
+any church theology can teach him, the power, the wisdom, the vastness,
+the munificence of the Creator. He would then see that all the knowledge
+man has of science, and that all the mechanical arts by which he renders
+his situation comfortable here, are derived from that source: his mind,
+exalted by the scene, and convinced by the fact, would increase in
+gratitude as it increased in knowledge: his religion or his worship
+would become united with his improvement as a man: any employment he
+followed that had connection with the principles of the creation,--as
+everything of agriculture, of science, and of the mechanical arts,
+has,--would teach him more of God, and of the gratitude he owes to
+him, than any theological Christian sermon he now hears. Great objects
+inspire great thoughts; great munificence excites great gratitude; but
+the grovelling tales and doctrines of the Bible and the Testament are
+fit only to excite contempt.
+
+Though man cannot arrive, at least in this life, at the actual scene I
+have described, he can demonstrate it, because he has knowledge of the
+principles upon which the creation is constructed. We know that the
+greatest works can be represented in model, and that the universe can be
+represented by the same means. The same principles by which we measure
+an inch or an acre of ground will measure to millions in extent. A
+circle of an inch diameter has the same geometrical properties as a
+circle that would circumscribe the universe. The same properties of a
+triangle that will demonstrate upon paper the course of a ship, will
+do it on the ocean; and, when applied to what are called the heavenly
+bodies, will ascertain to a minute the time of an eclipse, though those
+bodies are millions of miles distant from us. This knowledge is of
+divine origin; and it is from the Bible of the creation that man has
+learned it, and not from the stupid Bible of the church, that teaches
+man nothing. [The Bible-makers have undertaken to give us, in the first
+chapter of Genesis, an account of the creation; and in doing this they
+have demonstrated nothing but their ignorance. They make there to have
+been three days and three nights, evenings and mornings, before there
+was any sun; when it is the presence or absence of the sun that is the
+cause of day and night--and what is called his rising and setting that
+of morning and evening. Besides, it is a puerile and pitiful idea, to
+suppose the Almighty to say, "Let there be light." It is the imperative
+manner of speaking that a conjuror uses when he says to his cups and
+balls, Presto, be gone--and most probably has been taken from it,
+as Moses and his rod is a conjuror and his wand. Longinus calls this
+expression the sublime; and by the same rule the conjurer is sublime
+too; for the manner of speaking is expressively and grammatically the
+same. When authors and critics talk of the sublime, they see not how
+nearly it borders on the ridiculous. The sublime of the critics, like
+some parts of Edmund Burke's sublime and beautiful, is like a windmill
+just visible in a fog, which imagination might distort into a flying
+mountain, or an archangel, or a flock of wild geese.--Author.]
+
+All the knowledge man has of science and of machinery, by the aid of
+which his existence is rendered comfortable upon earth, and without
+which he would be scarcely distinguishable in appearance and condition
+from a common animal, comes from the great machine and structure of the
+universe. The constant and unwearied observations of our ancestors
+upon the movements and revolutions of the heavenly bodies, in what are
+supposed to have been the early ages of the world, have brought this
+knowledge upon earth. It is not Moses and the prophets, nor Jesus
+Christ, nor his apostles, that have done it. The Almighty is the great
+mechanic of the creation, the first philosopher, and original teacher of
+all science. Let us then learn to reverence our master, and not forget
+the labours of our ancestors.
+
+Had we, at this day, no knowledge of machinery, and were it possible
+that man could have a view, as I have before described, of the structure
+and machinery of the universe, he would soon conceive the idea of
+constructing some at least of the mechanical works we now have; and the
+idea so conceived would progressively advance in practice. Or could a
+model of the universe, such as is called an orrery, be presented before
+him and put in motion, his mind would arrive at the same idea. Such an
+object and such a subject would, whilst it improved him in knowledge
+useful to himself as a man and a member of society, as well as
+entertaining, afford far better matter for impressing him with a
+knowledge of, and a belief in the Creator, and of the reverence and
+gratitude that man owes to him, than the stupid texts of the Bible and
+the Testament, from which, be the talents of the preacher; what they
+may, only stupid sermons can be preached. If man must preach, let him
+preach something that is edifying, and from the texts that are known to
+be true.
+
+The Bible of the creation is inexhaustible in texts. Every part of
+science, whether connected with the geometry of the universe, with
+the systems of animal and vegetable life, or with the properties of
+inanimate matter, is a text as well for devotion as for philosophy--for
+gratitude, as for human improvement. It will perhaps be said, that if
+such a revolution in the system of religion takes place, every preacher
+ought to be a philosopher. Most certainly, and every house of devotion a
+school of science.
+
+It has been by wandering from the immutable laws of science, and the
+light of reason, and setting up an invented thing called "revealed
+religion," that so many wild and blasphemous conceits have been formed
+of the Almighty. The Jews have made him the assassin of the human
+species, to make room for the religion of the Jews. The Christians have
+made him the murderer of himself, and the founder of a new religion
+to supersede and expel the Jewish religion. And to find pretence and
+admission for these things, they must have supposed his power or his
+wisdom imperfect, or his will changeable; and the changeableness of the
+will is the imperfection of the judgement. The philosopher knows that
+the laws of the Creator have never changed, with respect either to the
+principles of science, or the properties of matter. Why then is it to be
+supposed they have changed with respect to man?
+
+I here close the subject. I have shown in all the foregoing parts of
+this work that the Bible and Testament are impositions and forgeries;
+and I leave the evidence I have produced in proof of it to be refuted,
+if any one can do it; and I leave the ideas that are suggested in the
+conclusion of the work to rest on the mind of the reader; certain as
+I am that when opinions are free, either in matters of govemment or
+religion, truth will finally and powerfully prevail.
+
+
+END OF PART II
+
+
+
+
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+[Redactor's Note: The text is reproduced from The Writings of Thomas
+Paine Collected and Edited by Moncure Daniel Conway, Vol. IV
+1894 - 1896. In this version the notes are enclosed in square brackets.
+A Table of contents for this part has been added not found in the
+printed edition.]
+ -----------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+ THE WRITINGS
+
+ OF
+
+ THOMAS PAINE
+
+ COLLECTED AND EDITED BY
+
+ MONCURE DANIEL CONWAY
+
+ VOLUME IV.
+
+
+
+
+--------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+ The Age of Reason
+
+ by Thomas Paine (1796)
+
+
+ Contents
+
+Editor's Introduction
+
+ Part One
+Chapter I - The Author's Profession Of Faith
+Chapter II - Of Missions And Revelations
+Chapter III - Concerning The Character of Jesus Christ, And His History
+Chapter IV - Of The Bases Of Christianity
+Chapter V - Examination In Detail Of The Preceding Bases
+Chapter VI - Of The True Theology
+Chapter VII - Examination Of The Old Testament
+Chapter VIII - Of The New Testament
+Chapter IX - In What The True Revelation Consists
+Chapter X - Concerning God, And The Lights Cast On His Existence And
+ Attributes By The Bible
+Chapter XI - Of The Theology Of The Christians; And The True Theology
+Chapter XII - The Effects Of Christianism On Education; Proposed Reforms
+Chapter XIII - Comparison Of Christianism With The Religious Ideas
+ Inspired By Nature
+Chapter XIV - System Of The Universe
+Chapter XV - Advantages Of The Existence Of Many Worlds In Each Solar
+ System
+Chapter XVI - Applications Of The Preceding To The System Of The
+ Christians
+Chapter XVII - Of The Means Employed In All Time, And Almost
+ Universally, To Deceive The Peoples
+Recapitulation
+
+ Part Two
+Preface
+Chapter I - The Old Testament
+Chapter II - The New Testament
+Chapter III - Conclusion
+
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+EDITOR'S INTRODUCTION
+WITH SOME RESULTS OF RECENT RESEARCHES.
+
+IN the opening year, 1793, when revolutionary France had beheaded its
+king, the wrath turned next upon the King of kings, by whose grace
+every tyrant claimed to reign. But eventualities had brought among
+them a great English and American heart -- Thomas Paine. He had
+pleaded for Louis Caper -- "Kill the king but spare the man." Now he
+pleaded, -- "Disbelieve in the King of kings, but do not confuse with
+that idol the Father of Mankind!"
+
+In Paine's Preface to the Second Part of "The Age of Reason" he
+describes himself as writing the First Part near the close of the
+year 1793. "I had not finished it more than six hours, in the state
+it has since appeared, before a guard came about three in the
+morning, with an order signed by the two Committees of Public Safety
+and Surety General, for putting me in arrestation." This was on the
+morning of December 28. But it is necessary to weigh the words just
+quoted -- "in the state it has since appeared." For on August 5,
+1794, Francois Lanthenas, in an appeal for Paine's liberation, wrote
+as follows: "I deliver to Merlin de Thionville a copy of the last
+work of T. Payne [The Age of Reason], formerly our colleague, and in
+custody since the decree excluding foreigners from the national
+representation. This book was written by the author in the beginning
+of the year '93 (old style). I undertook its translation before the
+revolution against priests, and it was published in French about the
+same time. Couthon, to whom I sent it, seemed offended with me for
+having translated this work."
+
+Under the frown of Couthon, one of the most atrocious colleagues of
+Robespierre, this early publication seems to have been so effectually
+suppressed that no copy bearing that date, 1793, can be found in
+France or elsewhere. In Paine's letter to Samuel Adams, printed in
+the present volume, he says that he had it translated into French, to
+stay the progress of atheism, and that he endangered his life "by
+opposing atheism." The time indicated by Lanthenas as that in which
+he submitted the work to Couthon would appear to be the latter part
+of March, 1793, the fury against the priesthood having reached its
+climax in the decrees against them of March 19 and 26. If the moral
+deformity of Couthon, even greater than that of his body, be
+remembered, and the readiness with which death was inflicted for the
+most theoretical opinion not approved by the "Mountain," it will
+appear probable that the offence given Couthon by Paine's book
+involved danger to him and his translator. On May 31, when the
+Girondins were accused, the name of Lanthenas was included, and he
+barely escaped; and on the same day Danton persuaded Paine not to
+appear in the Convention, as his life might be in danger. Whether
+this was because of the "Age of Reason," with its fling at the
+"Goddess Nature" or not, the statements of author and translator are
+harmonized by the fact that Paine prepared the manuscript, with
+considerable additions and changes, for publication in English, as he
+has stated in the Preface to Part II.
+
+A comparison of the French and English versions, sentence by
+sentence, proved to me that the translation sent by Lanthenas to
+Merlin de Thionville in 1794 is the same as that he sent to Couthon
+in 1793. This discovery was the means of recovering several
+interesting sentences of the original work. I have given as footnotes
+translations of such clauses and phrases of the French work as
+appeared to be important. Those familiar with the translations of
+Lanthenas need not be reminded that he was too much of a literalist
+to depart from the manuscript before him, and indeed he did not even
+venture to alter it in an instance (presently considered) where it
+was obviously needed. Nor would Lanthenas have omitted any of the
+paragraphs lacking in his translation. This original work was divided
+into seventeen chapters, and these I have restored, translating their
+headings into English. The "Age of Reason" is thus for the first time
+given to the world with nearly its original completeness.
+
+It should be remembered that Paine could not have read the proof of
+his "Age of Reason" (Part I.) which went through the press while he
+was in prison. To this must be ascribed the permanence of some
+sentences as abbreviated in the haste he has described. A notable
+instance is the dropping out of his estimate of Jesus the words
+rendered by Lanthenas "trop peu imite, trop oublie, trop meconnu."
+The addition of these words to Paine's tribute makes it the more
+notable that almost the only recognition of the human character and
+life of Jesus by any theological writer of that generation came from
+one long branded as an infidel.
+
+To the inability of the prisoner to give his work any revision must
+be attributed the preservation in it of the singular error already
+alluded to, as one that Lanthenas, but for his extreme fidelity,
+would have corrected. This is Paine's repeated mention of six
+planets, and enumeration of them, twelve years after the discovery of
+Uranus. Paine was a devoted student of astronomy, and it cannot for a
+moment be supposed that he had not participated in the universal
+welcome of Herschel's discovery. The omission of any allusion to it
+convinces me that the astronomical episode was printed from a
+manuscript written before 1781, when Uranus was discovered.
+Unfamiliar with French in 1793, Paine might not have discovered the
+erratum in Lanthenas' translation, and, having no time for copying,
+he would naturally use as much as possible of the same manuscript in
+preparing his work for English readers. But he had no opportunity of
+revision, and there remains an erratum which, if my conjecture be
+correct, casts a significant light on the paragraphs in which he
+alludes to the preparation of the work. He states that soon after his
+publication of "Common Sense" (1776), he "saw the exceeding
+probability that a revolution in the system of government would be
+followed by a revolution in the system of religion," and that "man
+would return to the pure, unmixed, and unadulterated belief of one
+God and no more." He tells Samuel Adams that it had long been his
+intention to publish his thoughts upon religion, and he had made a
+similar remark to John Adams in 1776. Like the Quakers among whom he
+was reared Paine could then readily use the phrase "word of God" for
+anything in the Bible which approved itself to his "inner light," and
+as he had drawn from the first Book of Samuel a divine condemnation
+of monarchy, John Adams, a Unitarian, asked him if he believed in the
+inspiration of the Old Testament. Paine replied that he did not, and
+at a later period meant to publish his views on the subject. There is
+little doubt that he wrote from time to time on religious points,
+during the American war, without publishing his thoughts, just as he
+worked on the problem of steam navigation, in which he had invented a
+practicable method (ten years before John Fitch made his discovery)
+without publishing it. At any rate it appears to me certain that the
+part of "The Age of Reason" connected with Paine's favorite science,
+astronomy, was written before 1781, when Uranus was discovered.
+
+Paine's theism, however invested with biblical and Christian
+phraseology, was a birthright. It appears clear from several
+allusions in "The Age of Reason" to the Quakers that in his early
+life, or before the middle of the eighteenth century, the people so
+called were substantially Deists. An interesting confirmation of
+Paine's statements concerning them appears as I write in an account
+sent by Count Leo Tolstoi to the London 'Times' of the Russian sect
+called Dukhobortsy (The Times, October 23, 1895). This sect sprang up
+in the last century, and the narrative says:
+
+"The first seeds of the teaching called afterwards 'Dukhoborcheskaya'
+were sown by a foreigner, a Quaker, who came to Russia. The
+fundamental idea of his Quaker teaching was that in the soul of man
+dwells God himself, and that He himself guides man by His inner word.
+God lives in nature physically and in man's soul spiritually. To
+Christ, as to an historical personage, the Dukhobortsy do not ascribe
+great importance ... Christ was God's son, but only in the sense in
+which we call, ourselves 'sons of God.' The purpose of Christ's
+sufferings was no other than to show us an example of suffering for
+truth. The Quakers who, in 1818, visited the Dukhobortsy, could not
+agree with them upon these religious subjects; and when they heard
+from them their opinion about Jesus Christ (that he was a man),
+exclaimed 'Darkness!' From the Old and New Testaments,' they say, 'we
+take only what is useful,' mostly the moral teaching. ... The moral
+ideas of the Dukhobortsy are the following: -- All men are, by
+nature, equal; external distinctions, whatsoever they may be, are
+worth nothing. This idea of men's equality the Dukhoborts have
+directed further, against the State authority. ... Amongst themselves
+they hold subordination, and much more, a monarchical Government, to
+be contrary to their ideas."
+
+Here is an early Hicksite Quakerism
+carried to Russia long before the birth of Elias Hicks, who recovered
+it from Paine, to whom the American Quakers refused burial among
+them. Although Paine arraigned the union of Church and State, his
+ideal Republic was religious; it was based on a conception of
+equality based on the divine son-ship of every man. This faith
+underlay equally his burden against claims to divine partiality by a
+"Chosen People," a Priesthood, a Monarch "by the grace of God," or an
+Aristocracy. Paine's "Reason" is only an expansion of the Quaker's
+"inner light"; and the greater impression, as compared with previous
+republican and deistic writings made by his "Rights of Man" and "Age
+of Reason" (really volumes of one work), is partly explained by the
+apostolic fervor which made him a spiritual, successor of George Fox.
+
+Paine's mind was by no means skeptical, it was eminently instructive.
+That he should have waited until his fifty-seventh year before
+publishing his religious convictions was due to a desire to work out
+some positive and practicable system to take the place of that which
+he believed was crumbling. The English engineer Hall, who assisted
+Paine in making the model of his iron bridge, wrote to his friends in
+England, in 1786: "My employer has Common Sense enough to disbelieve
+most of the common systematic theories of Divinity, but does not seem
+to establish any for himself." But five years later Paine was able to
+lay the corner-stone of his temple: "With respect to religion itself,
+without regard to names, and as directing itself from the universal
+family of mankind to the 'Divine object of all adoration, it is man
+bringing to his Maker the fruits of his heart; and though those
+fruits may differ from each other like the fruits of the earth, the
+grateful tribute of every one, is accepted." ("Rights of Man." See my
+edition of Paine's Writings, ii., p. 326.) Here we have a
+reappearance of George Fox confuting the doctor in America who
+"denied the light and Spirit of God to be in every one; and affirmed
+that it was not in the Indians. Whereupon I called an Indian to us,
+and asked him 'whether or not, when he lied, or did wrong to anyone,
+there was not something in him that reproved him for it?' He said,
+'There was such a thing in him that did so reprove him; and he was
+ashamed when he had done wrong, or spoken wrong.' So we shamed the
+doctor before the governor and the people." (Journal of George Fox,
+September 1672.)
+
+Paine, who coined the phrase "Religion of Humanity" (The Crisis, vii.,
+1778), did but logically defend it in "The Age of Reason," by denying
+a special revelation to any particular tribe, or divine authority in
+any particular creed of church; and the centenary of this much-abused
+publication has been celebrated by a great conservative champion of
+Church and State, Mr. Balfour, who, in his "Foundations of Belief,"
+affirms that "inspiration" cannot be denied to the great Oriental
+teachers, unless grapes may be gathered from thorns.
+
+The centenary of the complete publication of "The Age of Reason,"
+(October 25, 1795), was also celebrated at the Church Congress,
+Norwich, on October 10, 1895, when Professor Bonney, F.R.S., Canon of
+Manchester, read a paper in which he said: "I cannot deny that the
+increase of scientific knowledge has deprived parts of the earlier
+books of the Bible of the historical value which was generally
+attributed to them by our forefathers. The story of Creation in the
+Book of Genesis, unless we play fast and loose either with words or
+with science, cannot be brought into harmony with what we have learnt
+from geology. Its ethnological statements are imperfect, if not
+sometimes inaccurate. The stories of the Fall, of the Flood, and of
+the Tower of Babel, are incredible in their present form. Some
+historical element may underlie many of the traditions in the first
+eleven chapters in that book, but this we cannot hope to recover."
+Canon Bonney proceeded to say of the New Testament also, that "the
+Gospels are not so far as we know, strictly contemporaneous records,
+so we must admit the possibility of variations and even inaccuracies
+in details being introduced by oral tradition." The Canon thinks the
+interval too short for these importations to be serious, but that any
+question of this kind is left open proves the Age of Reason fully
+upon us. Reason alone can determine how many texts are as spurious as
+the three heavenly witnesses (i John v. 7), and like it "serious"
+enough to have cost good men their lives, and persecutors their
+charities. When men interpolate, it is because they believe their
+interpolation seriously needed. It will be seen by a note in Part II.
+of the work, that Paine calls attention to an interpolation
+introduced into the first American edition without indication of its
+being an editorial footnote. This footnote was: "The book of Luke was
+carried by a majority of one only. Vide Moshelm's Ecc. History." Dr.
+Priestley, then in America, answered Paine's work, and in quoting
+less than a page from the "Age of Reason" he made three alterations,
+-- one of which changed "church mythologists" into "Christian
+mythologists," -- and also raised the editorial footnote into the
+text, omitting the reference to Mosheim. Having done this, Priestley
+writes: "As to the gospel of Luke being carried by a majority of one
+only, it is a legend, if not of Mr. Paine's own invention, of no
+better authority whatever." And so on with further castigation of the
+author for what he never wrote, and which he himself (Priestley) was
+the unconscious means of introducing into the text within the year of
+Paine's publication.
+
+If this could be done, unintentionally by a conscientious and exact
+man, and one not unfriendly to Paine, if such a writer as Priestley
+could make four mistakes in citing half a page, it will appear not
+very wonderful when I state that in a modern popular edition of "The
+Age of Reason," including both parts, I have noted about five hundred
+deviations from the original. These were mainly the accumulated
+efforts of friendly editors to improve Paine's grammar or spelling;
+some were misprints, or developed out of such; and some resulted from
+the sale in London of a copy of Part Second surreptitiously made from
+the manuscript. These facts add significance to Paine's footnote
+(itself altered in some editions!), in which he says: "If this has
+happened within such a short space of time, notwithstanding the aid
+of printing, which prevents the alteration of copies individually;
+what may not have happened in a much greater length of time, when
+there was no printing, and when any man who could write, could make a
+written copy, and call it an original, by Matthew, Mark, Luke, or
+John."
+
+Nothing appears to me more striking, as an illustration of the
+far-reaching effects of traditional prejudice, than the errors into
+which some of our ablest contemporary scholars have fallen by reason
+of their not having studied Paine. Professor Huxley, for instance,
+speaking of the freethinkers of the eighteenth century, admires the
+acuteness, common sense, wit, and the broad humanity of the best of
+them, but says "there is rarely much to be said for their work as an
+example of the adequate treatment of a grave and difficult
+investigation," and that they shared with their adversaries "to the
+full the fatal weakness of a priori philosophizing." [NOTE: Science
+and Christian Tradition, p. 18 (Lon. ed., 1894).] Professor Huxley
+does not name Paine, evidently because he knows nothing about him.
+Yet Paine represents the turning-point of the historical freethinking
+movement; he renounced the 'a priori' method, refused to pronounce
+anything impossible outside pure mathematics, rested everything on
+evidence, and really founded the Huxleyan school. He plagiarized by
+anticipation many things from the rationalistic leaders of our time,
+from Strauss and Baur (being the first to expatiate on "Christian
+Mythology"), from Renan (being the first to attempt recovery of the
+human Jesus), and notably from Huxley, who has repeated Paine's
+arguments on the untrustworthiness of the biblical manuscripts and
+canon, on the inconsistencies of the narratives of Christ's
+resurrection, and various other points. None can be more loyal to the
+memory of Huxley than the present writer, and it is even because of
+my sense of his grand leadership that he is here mentioned as a
+typical instance of the extent to which the very elect of
+free-thought may be unconsciously victimized by the phantasm with
+which they are contending. He says that Butler overthrew freethinkers
+of the eighteenth century type, but Paine was of the nineteenth
+century type; and it was precisely because of his critical method
+that he excited more animosity than his deistical predecessors. He
+compelled the apologists to defend the biblical narratives in detail,
+and thus implicitly acknowledge the tribunal of reason and knowledge
+to which they were summoned. The ultimate answer by police was a
+confession of judgment. A hundred years ago England was suppressing
+Paine's works, and many an honest Englishman has gone to prison for
+printing and circulating his "Age of Reason." The same views are now
+freely expressed; they are heard in the seats of learning, and even
+in the Church Congress; but the suppression of Paine, begun by
+bigotry and ignorance, is continued in the long indifference of the
+representatives of our Age of Reason to their pioneer and founder. It
+is a grievous loss to them and to their cause. It is impossible to
+understand the religious history of England, and of America, without
+studying the phases of their evolution represented in the writings of
+Thomas Paine, in the controversies that grew out of them with such
+practical accompaniments as the foundation of the Theophilanthropist
+Church in Paris and New York, and of the great rationalist wing of
+Quakerism in America.
+
+Whatever may be the case with scholars in our time, those of Paine's
+time took the "Age of Reason" very seriously indeed. Beginning with
+the learned Dr. Richard Watson, Bishop of Llandaff, a large number of
+learned men replied to Paine's work, and it became a signal for the
+commencement of those concessions, on the part of theology, which
+have continued to our time; and indeed the so-called "Broad Church"
+is to some extent an outcome of "The Age of Reason." It would too
+much enlarge this Introduction to cite here the replies made to Paine
+(thirty-six are catalogued in the British Museum), but it may be
+remarked that they were notably free, as a rule, from the
+personalities that raged in the pulpits. I must venture to quote one
+passage from his very learned antagonist, the Rev. Gilbert Wakefield,
+B.A., "late Fellow of Jesus College, Cambridge." Wakefield, who had
+resided in London during all the Paine panic, and was well acquainted
+with the slanders uttered against the author of "Rights of Man,"
+indirectly brands them in answering Paine's argument that the
+original and traditional unbelief of the Jews, among whom the alleged
+miracles were wrought, is an important evidence against them. The
+learned divine writes:
+
+"But the subject before us admits of further illustration from the
+example of Mr. Paine himself. In this country, where his opposition
+to the corruptions of government has raised him so many adversaries,
+and such a swarm of unprincipled hirelings have exerted themselves in
+blackening his character and in misrepresenting all the transactions
+and incidents of his life, will it not be a most difficult, nay an
+impossible task, for posterity, after a lapse of 1700 years, if such
+a wreck of modern literature as that of the ancient, should
+intervene, to identify the real circumstances, moral and civil, of
+the man? And will a true historian, such as the Evangelists, be
+credited at that future period against such a predominant
+incredulity, without large and mighty accessions of collateral
+attestation? And how transcendently extraordinary, I had almost said
+miraculous, will it be estimated by candid and reasonable minds, that
+a writer whose object was a melioration of condition to the common
+people, and their deliverance from oppression, poverty, wretchedness,
+to the numberless blessings of upright and equal government, should
+be reviled, persecuted, and burned in effigy, with every circumstance
+of insult and execration, by these very objects of his benevolent
+intentions, in every corner of the kingdom?" After the execution of
+Louis XVI., for whose life Paine pleaded so earnestly, -- while in
+England he was denounced as an accomplice in the deed, -- he devoted
+himself to the preparation of a Constitution, and also to gathering
+up his religious compositions and adding to them. This manuscript I
+suppose to have been prepared in what was variously known as White's
+Hotel or Philadelphia House, in Paris, No. 7 Passage des Petits
+Peres. This compilation of early and fresh manuscripts (if my theory
+be correct) was labelled, "The Age of Reason," and given for
+translation to Francois Lanthenas in March 1793. It is entered, in
+Qudrard (La France Literaire) under the year 1793, but with the title
+"L'Age de la Raison" instead of that which it bore in 1794, "Le
+Siecle de la Raison." The latter, printed "Au Burcau de l'imprimerie,
+rue du Theatre-Francais, No. 4," is said to be by "Thomas Paine,
+Citoyen et cultivateur de I'Amerique septentrionale, secretaire du
+Congres du departement des affaires etrangeres pendant la guerre
+d'Amerique, et auteur des ouvrages intitules: LA SENS COMMUN et LES
+DROITS DE L'HOMME."
+
+When the Revolution was advancing to increasing terrors, Paine,
+unwilling to participate in the decrees of a Convention whose sole
+legal function was to frame a Constitution, retired to an old mansion
+and garden in the Faubourg St. Denis, No. 63. Mr. J.G. Alger, whose
+researches in personal details connected with the Revolution are
+original and useful, recently showed me in the National Archives at
+Paris, some papers connected with the trial of Georgeit, Paine's
+landlord, by which it appears that the present No. 63 is not, as I
+had supposed, the house in which Paine resided. Mr. Alger accompanied
+me to the neighborhood, but we were not able to identify the house.
+The arrest of Georgeit is mentioned by Paine in his essay on
+"Forgetfulness" (Writings, iii., 319). When his trial came on one of
+the charges was that he had kept in his house "Paine and other
+Englishmen," -- Paine being then in prison, -- but he (Georgeit) was
+acquitted of the paltry accusations brought against him by his
+Section, the "Faubourg du Nord." This Section took in the whole east
+side of the Faubourg St. Denis, whereas the present No. 63 is on the
+west side. After Georgeit (or Georger) had been arrested, Paine was
+left alone in the large mansion (said by Rickman to have been once
+the hotel of Madame de Pompadour), and it would appear, by his
+account, that it was after the execution (October 31, 1793) Of his
+friends the Girondins, and political comrades, that he felt his end
+at hand, and set about his last literary bequest to the world, --
+"The Age of Reason," -- in the state in which it has since appeared,
+as he is careful to say. There was every probability, during the
+months in which he wrote (November and December 1793) that he would
+be executed. His religious testament was prepared with the blade of
+the guillotine suspended over him, -- a fact which did not deter
+pious mythologists from portraying his death-bed remorse for having
+written the book.
+
+In editing Part I. of "The Age of Reason," I follow closely the first
+edition, which was printed by Barrois in Paris from the manuscript,
+no doubt under the superintendence of Joel Barlow, to whom Paine, on
+his way to the Luxembourg, had confided it. Barlow was an American
+ex-clergyman, a speculator on whose career French archives cast an
+unfavorable light, and one cannot be certain that no liberties were
+taken with Paine's proofs.
+
+I may repeat here what I have stated in the outset of my editorial
+work on Paine that my rule is to correct obvious misprints, and also
+any punctuation which seems to render the sense less clear. And to
+that I will now add that in following Paine's quotations from the
+Bible I have adopted the Plan now generally used in place of his
+occasionally too extended writing out of book, chapter, and verse.
+
+Paine was imprisoned in the Luxembourg on December 28, 1793, and
+released on November 4, 1794. His liberation was secured by his old
+friend, James Monroe (afterwards President), who had succeeded his
+(Paine's) relentless enemy, Gouvemeur Morris, as American Minister in
+Paris. He was found by Monroe more dead than alive from
+semi-starvation, cold, and an abscess contracted in prison, and taken
+to the Minister's own residence. It was not supposed that he could
+survive, and he owed his life to the tender care of Mr. and Mrs.
+Monroe. It was while thus a prisoner in his room, with death still
+hovering over him, that Paine wrote Part Second of "The Age of
+Reason."
+
+The work was published in London by H.D. Symonds on October 25, 1795,
+and claimed to be "from the Author's manuscript." It is marked as
+"Entered at Stationers Hall," and prefaced by an apologetic note of
+"The Bookseller to the Public," whose commonplaces about avoiding
+both prejudice and partiality, and considering "both sides," need not
+be quoted. While his volume was going through the press in Paris,
+Paine heard of the publication in London, which drew from him the
+following hurried note to a London publisher, no doubt Daniel Isaacs
+Eaton:
+
+"SIR, -- I have seen advertised in the London papers the second
+Edition [part] of the Age of Reason, printed, the advertisement says,
+from the Author's Manuscript, and entered at Stationers Hall. I have
+never sent any manuscript to any person. It is therefore a forgery to
+say it is printed from the author's manuscript; and I suppose is done
+to give the Publisher a pretence of Copy Right, which he has no title
+to.
+
+"I send you a printed copy, which is the only one I have sent to
+London. I wish you to make a cheap edition of it. I know not by what
+means any copy has got over to London. If any person has made a
+manuscript copy I have no doubt but it is full of errors. I wish you
+would talk to Mr. ----- upon this subject as I wish to know by what
+means this trick has been played, and from whom the publisher has got
+possession of any copy.
+
+T. PAINE.
+"PARIS, December 4, 1795,"
+
+Eaton's cheap edition appeared January 1, 1796, with the above letter
+on the reverse of the title. The blank in the note was probably
+"Symonds" in the original, and possibly that publisher was imposed
+upon. Eaton, already in trouble for printing one of Paine's political
+pamphlets, fled to America, and an edition of the "Age of Reason" was
+issued under a new title; no publisher appears; it is said to be
+"printed for, and sold by all the Booksellers in Great Britain and
+Ireland." It is also said to be "By Thomas Paine, author of several
+remarkable performances." I have never found any copy of this
+anonymous edition except the one in my possession. It is evidently
+the edition which was suppressed by the prosecution of Williams for
+selling a copy of it.
+
+A comparison with Paine's revised edition reveals a good many
+clerical and verbal errors in Symonds, though few that affect the
+sense. The worst are in the preface, where, instead of "1793," the
+misleading date "1790" is given as the year at whose close Paine
+completed Part First, -- an error that spread far and wide and was
+fastened on by his calumnious American "biographer," Cheetham, to
+prove his inconsistency. The editors have been fairly demoralized by,
+and have altered in different ways, the following sentence of the
+preface in Symonds: "The intolerant spirit of religious persecution
+had transferred itself into politics; the tribunals, styled
+Revolutionary, supplied the place of the Inquisition; and the
+Guillotine of the State outdid the Fire and Faggot of the Church."
+The rogue who copied this little knew the care with which Paine
+weighed words, and that he would never call persecution "religious,"
+nor connect the guillotine with the "State," nor concede that with
+all its horrors it had outdone the history of fire and faggot. What
+Paine wrote was: "The intolerant spirit of church persecution had
+transferred itself into politics; the tribunals, styled
+Revolutionary, supplied the place of an Inquisition and the
+Guillotine, of the Stake."
+
+An original letter of Paine, in the possession of Joseph Cowen,
+ex-M.P., which that gentleman permits me to bring to light, besides
+being one of general interest makes clear the circumstances of the
+original publication. Although the name of the correspondent does not
+appear on the letter, it was certainly written to Col. John Fellows
+of New York, who copyrighted Part I. of the "Age of Reason." He
+published the pamphlets of Joel Barlow, to whom Paine confided his
+manuscript on his way to prison. Fellows was afterwards Paine's
+intimate friend in New York, and it was chiefly due to him that some
+portions of the author's writings, left in manuscript to Madame
+Bonneville while she was a freethinker were rescued from her devout
+destructiveness after her return to Catholicism. The letter which Mr.
+Cowen sends me, is dated at Paris, January 20, 1797.
+
+"SIR, -- Your friend Mr. Caritat being on the point of his departure
+for America, I make it the opportunity of writing to you. I received
+two letters from you with some pamphlets a considerable time past, in
+which you inform me of your entering a copyright of the first part of
+the Age of Reason: when I return to America we will settle for that
+matter.
+
+"As Doctor Franklin has been my intimate friend for thirty years past
+you will naturally see the reason of my continuing the connection
+with his grandson. I printed here (Paris) about fifteen thousand of
+the second part of the Age of Reason, which I sent to Mr. F[ranklin]
+Bache. I gave him notice of it in September 1795 and the copy-right
+by my own direction was entered by him. The books did not arrive till
+April following, but he had advertised it long before.
+
+"I sent to him in August last a manuscript letter of about 70 pages,
+from me to Mr. Washington to be printed in a pamphlet. Mr. Barnes of
+Philadelphia carried the letter from me over to London to be
+forwarded to America. It went by the ship Hope, Cap: Harley, who
+since his return from America told me that he put it into the post
+office at New York for Bache. I have yet no certain account of its
+publication. I mention this that the letter may be enquired after, in
+case it has not been published or has not arrived to Mr. Bache.
+Barnes wrote to me, from London 29 August informing me that he was
+offered three hundred pounds sterling for the manuscript. The offer
+was refused because it was my intention it should not appear till it
+appeared in America, as that, and not England was the place for its
+operation.
+
+"You ask me by your letter to Mr. Caritat for a list of my several
+works, in order to publish a collection of them. This is an
+undertaking I have always reserved for myself. It not only belongs to
+me of right, but nobody but myself can do it; and as every author is
+accountable (at least in reputation) for his works, he only is the
+person to do it. If he neglects it in his life-time the case is
+altered. It is my intention to return to America in the course of the
+present year. I shall then [do] it by subscription, with historical
+notes. As this work will employ many persons in different parts of
+the Union, I will confer with you upon the subject, and such part of
+it as will suit you to undertake, will be at your choice. I have
+sustained so much loss, by disinterestedness and inattention to money
+matters, and by accidents, that I am obliged to look closer to my
+affairs than I have done. The printer (an Englishman) whom I employed
+here to print the second part of 'the Age of Reason' made a
+manuscript copy of the work while he was printing it, which he sent
+to London and sold. It was by this means that an edition of it came
+out in London.
+
+"We are waiting here for news from America of the state of the
+federal elections. You will have heard long before this reaches you
+that the French government has refused to receive Mr. Pinckney as
+minister. While Mr. Monroe was minister he had the opportunity of
+softening matters with this government, for he was in good credit
+with them tho' they were in high indignation at the infidelity of the
+Washington Administration. It is time that Mr. Washington retire, for
+he has played off so much prudent hypocrisy between France and
+England that neither government believes anything he says.
+
+"Your friend, etc.,
+"THOMAS PAINE."
+
+It would appear that Symonds' stolen edition must have got ahead of
+that sent by Paine to Franklin Bache, for some of its errors continue
+in all modern American editions to the present day, as well as in
+those of England. For in England it was only the shilling edition --
+that revised by Paine -- which was suppressed. Symonds, who
+ministered to the half-crown folk, and who was also publisher of
+replies to Paine, was left undisturbed about his pirated edition, and
+the new Society for the suppression of Vice and Immorality fastened
+on one Thomas Williams, who sold pious tracts but was also convicted
+(June 24, 1797) of having sold one copy of the "Age of Reason."
+Erskine, who had defended Paine at his trial for the "Rights of Man,"
+conducted the prosecution of Williams. He gained the victory from a
+packed jury, but was not much elated by it, especially after a
+certain adventure on his way to Lincoln's Inn. He felt his coat
+clutched and beheld at his feet a woman bathed in tears. She led him
+into the small book-shop of Thomas Williams, not yet called up for
+judgment, and there he beheld his victim stitching tracts in a
+wretched little room, where there were three children, two suffering
+with Smallpox. He saw that it would be ruin and even a sort of murder
+to take away to prison the husband, who was not a freethinker, and
+lamented his publication of the book, and a meeting of the Society
+which had retained him was summoned. There was a full meeting, the
+Bishop of London (Porteus) in the chair. Erskine reminded them that
+Williams was yet to be brought up for sentence, described the scene
+he had witnessed, and Williams' penitence, and, as the book was now
+suppressed, asked permission to move for a nominal sentence. Mercy,
+he urged, was a part of the Christianity they were defending. Not one
+of the Society took his side, -- not even "philanthropic" Wilberforce
+-- and Erskine threw up his brief. This action of Erskine led the
+Judge to give Williams only a year in prison instead of the three he
+said had been intended.
+
+While Williams was in prison the orthodox colporteurs were
+circulating Erskine's speech on Christianity, but also an anonymous
+sermon "On the Existence and Attributes of the Deity," all of which
+was from Paine's "Age of Reason," except a brief "Address to the
+Deity" appended. This picturesque anomaly was repeated in the
+circulation of Paine's "Discourse to the Theophilanthropists" (their
+and the author's names removed) under the title of "Atheism Refuted."
+Both of these pamphlets are now before me, and beside them a London
+tract of one page just sent for my spiritual benefit. This is headed
+"A Word of Caution." It begins by mentioning the "pernicious
+doctrines of Paine," the first being "that there is No GOD" (sic,)
+then proceeds to adduce evidences of divine existence taken from
+Paine's works. It should be added that this one dingy page is the
+only "survival" of the ancient Paine effigy in the tract form which I
+have been able to find in recent years, and to this no Society or
+Publisher's name is attached.
+
+The imprisonment of Williams was the beginning of a thirty years' war
+for religious liberty in England, in the course of which occurred
+many notable events, such as Eaton receiving homage in his pillory at
+Choring Cross, and the whole Carlile family imprisoned, -- its head
+imprisoned more than nine years for publishing the "Age of Reason."
+This last victory of persecution was suicidal. Gentlemen of wealth,
+not adherents of Paine, helped in setting Carlile up in business in
+Fleet Street, where free-thinking publications have since been sold
+without interruption. But though Liberty triumphed in one sense, the
+"Age of Reason." remained to some extent suppressed among those whose
+attention it especially merited. Its original prosecution by a
+Society for the Suppression of Vice (a device to, relieve the Crown)
+amounted to a libel upon a morally clean book, restricting its
+perusal in families; and the fact that the shilling book sold by and
+among humble people was alone prosecuted, diffused among the educated
+an equally false notion that the "Age of Reason" was vulgar and
+illiterate. The theologians, as we have seen, estimated more justly
+the ability of their antagonist, the collaborator of Franklin,
+Rittenhouse, and Clymer, on whom the University of Pennsylvania had
+conferred the degree of Master of Arts, -- but the gentry confused
+Paine with the class described by Burke as "the swinish multitude."
+Skepticism, or its free utterance, was temporarily driven out of
+polite circles by its complication with the out-lawed vindicator of
+the "Rights of Man." But that long combat has now passed away. Time
+has reduced the "Age of Reason" from a flag of popular radicalism to
+a comparatively conservative treatise, so far as its negations are
+concerned. An old friend tells me that in his youth he heard a sermon
+in which the preacher declared that "Tom Paine was so wicked that he
+could not be buried; his bones were thrown into a box which was
+bandied about the world till it came to a button-manufacturer; and
+now Paine is travelling round the world in the form of buttons!" This
+variant of the Wandering Jew myth may now be regarded as unconscious
+homage to the author whose metaphorical bones may be recognized in
+buttons now fashionable, and some even found useful in holding
+clerical vestments together.
+
+But the careful reader will find in Paine's "Age of Reason" something
+beyond negations, and in conclusion I will especially call attention
+to the new departure in Theism indicated in a passage corresponding
+to a famous aphorism of Kant, indicated by a note in Part II. The
+discovery already mentioned, that Part I. was written at least
+fourteen years before Part II., led me to compare the two; and it is
+plain that while the earlier work is an amplification of Newtonian
+Deism, based on the phenomena of planetary motion, the work of 1795
+bases belief in God on "the universal display of himself in the works
+of the creation and by that repugnance we feel in ourselves to bad
+actions, and disposition to do good ones." This exaltation of the
+moral nature of man to be the foundation of theistic religion, though
+now familiar, was a hundred years ago a new affirmation; it has led
+on a conception of deity subversive of last-century deism, it has
+steadily humanized religion, and its ultimate philosophical and
+ethical results have not yet been reached.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I - THE AUTHOR'S PROFESSION OF FAITH.
+
+IT has been my intention, for several years past, to publish my
+thoughts upon religion; I am well aware of the difficulties that
+attend the subject, and from that consideration, had reserved it to a
+more advanced period of life. I intended it to be the last offering I
+should make to my fellow-citizens of all nations, and that at a time
+when the purity of the motive that induced me to it could not admit
+of a question, even by those who might disapprove the work.
+
+The circumstance that has now taken place in France, of the total
+abolition of the whole national order of priesthood, and of
+everything appertaining to compulsive systems of religion, and
+compulsive articles of faith, has not only precipitated my intention,
+but rendered a work of this kind exceedingly necessary, lest, in the
+general wreck of superstition, of false systems of government, and
+false theology, we lose sight of morality, of humanity, and of the
+theology that is true.
+
+As several of my colleagues, and others of my fellow-citizens of
+France, have given me the example of making their voluntary and
+individual profession of faith, I also will make mine; and I do this
+with all that sincerity and frankness with which the mind of man
+communicates with itself.
+
+I believe in one God, and no more; and I hope for happiness beyond
+this life.
+
+I believe the equality of man, and I believe that religious duties
+consist in doing justice, loving mercy, and endeavoring to make our
+fellow-creatures happy.
+
+But, lest it should be supposed that I believe many other things in
+addition to these, I shall, in the progress of this work, declare the
+things I do not believe, and my reasons for not believing them.
+
+I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the
+Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the
+Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is
+my own church.
+
+All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or
+Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to
+terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
+
+I do not mean by this declaration to condemn those who believe
+otherwise; they have the same right to their belief as I have to
+mine. But it is necessary to the happiness of man, that he be
+mentally faithful to himself. Infidelity does not consist in
+believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe
+what he does not believe.
+
+It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express
+it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far
+corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe
+his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has
+prepared himself for the commission of every other crime. He takes up
+the trade of a priest for the sake of gain, and, in order to qualify
+himself for that trade, he begins with a perjury. Can we conceive
+anything more destructive to morality than this?
+
+Soon after I had published the pamphlet COMMON SENSE, in America, I
+saw the exceeding probability that a revolution in the system of
+government would be followed by a revolution in the system of
+religion. The adulterous connection of church and state, wherever it
+had taken place, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, had so
+effectually prohibited, by pains and penalties, every discussion upon
+established creeds, and upon first principles of religion, that until
+the system of government should be changed, those subjects could not
+be brought fairly and openly before the world; but that whenever this
+should be done, a revolution in the system of religion would follow.
+Human inventions and priest-craft would be detected; and man would
+return to the pure, unmixed, and unadulterated belief of one God, and
+no more.
+
+CHAPTER II - OF MISSIONS AND REVELATIONS.
+
+EVERY national church or religion has established itself by
+pretending some special mission from God, communicated to certain
+individuals. The Jews have their Moses; the Christians their Jesus
+Christ, their apostles and saints; and the Turks their Mahomet; as if
+the way to God was not open to every man alike.
+
+Each of those churches shows certain books, which they call
+revelation, or the Word of God. The Jews say that their Word of God
+was given by God to Moses face to face; the Christians say, that
+their Word of God came by divine inspiration; and the Turks say, that
+their Word of God (the Koran) was brought by an angel from heaven.
+Each of those churches accuses the other of unbelief; and, for my own
+part, I disbelieve them all.
+
+As it is necessary to affix right ideas to words, I will, before I
+proceed further into the subject, offer some observations on the word
+'revelation.' Revelation when applied to religion, means something
+communicated immediately from God to man.
+
+No one will deny or dispute the power of the Almighty to make such a
+communication if he pleases. But admitting, for the sake of a case,
+that something has been revealed to a certain person, and not
+revealed to any other person, it is revelation to that person only.
+When he tells it to a second person, a second to a third, a third to
+a fourth, and so on, it ceases to be a revelation to all those
+persons. It is revelation to the first person only, and hearsay to
+every other, and, consequently, they are not obliged to believe it.
+
+It is a contradiction in terms and ideas to call anything a
+revelation that comes to us at second hand, either verbally or in
+writing. Revelation is necessarily limited to the first
+communication. After this, it is only an account of something which
+that person says was a revelation made to him; and though he may find
+himself obliged to believe it, it cannot be incumbent on me to
+believe it in the same manner, for it was not a revelation made to
+me, and I have only his word for it that it was made to him.
+
+When Moses told the children of Israel that he received the two
+tables of the commandments from the hand of God, they were not
+obliged to believe him, because they had no other authority for it
+than his telling them so; and I have no other authority for it than
+some historian telling me so, the commandments carrying no internal
+evidence of divinity with them. They contain some good moral precepts
+such as any man qualified to be a lawgiver or a legislator could
+produce himself, without having recourse to supernatural
+intervention. [NOTE: It is, however, necessary to except the
+declamation which says that God 'visits the sins of the fathers upon
+the children'. This is contrary to every principle of moral justice.
+-- Author.]
+
+When I am told that the Koran was written in Heaven, and brought to
+Mahomet by an angel, the account comes to near the same kind of
+hearsay evidence and second hand authority as the former. I did not
+see the angel myself, and therefore I have a right not to believe it.
+
+When also I am told that a woman, called the Virgin Mary, said, or
+gave out, that she was with child without any cohabitation with a
+man, and that her betrothed husband, Joseph, said that an angel told
+him so, I have a right to believe them or not: such a circumstance
+required a much stronger evidence than their bare word for it: but we
+have not even this; for neither Joseph nor Mary wrote any such matter
+themselves. It is only reported by others that they said so. It is
+hearsay upon hearsay, and I do not chose to rest my belief upon such
+evidence.
+
+It is, however, not difficult to account for the credit that was
+given to the story of Jesus Christ being the Son of God. He was born
+when the heathen mythology had still some fashion and repute in the
+world, and that mythology had prepared the people for the belief of
+such a story. Almost all the extraordinary men that lived under the
+heathen mythology were reputed to be the sons of some of their gods.
+It was not a new thing at that time to believe a man to have been
+celestially begotten; the intercourse of gods with women was then a
+matter of familiar opinion. Their Jupiter, according to their
+accounts, had cohabited with hundreds; the story therefore had
+nothing in it either new, wonderful, or obscene; it was conformable
+to the opinions that then prevailed among the people called Gentiles,
+or mythologists, and it was those people only that believed it. The
+Jews, who had kept strictly to the belief of one God, and no more,
+and who had always rejected the heathen mythology, never credited the
+story.
+
+It is curious to observe how the theory of what is called the
+Christian Church, sprung out of the tail of the heathen mythology. A
+direct incorporation took place in the first instance, by making the
+reputed founder to be celestially begotten. The trinity of gods that
+then followed was no other than a reduction of the former plurality,
+which was about twenty or thirty thousand. The statue of Mary
+succeeded the statue of Diana of Ephesus. The deification of heroes
+changed into the canonization of saints. The Mythologists had gods
+for everything; the Christian Mythologists had saints for everything.
+The church became as crowded with the one, as the pantheon had been
+with the other; and Rome was the place of both. The Christian theory
+is little else than the idolatry of the ancient mythologists,
+accommodated to the purposes of power and revenue; and it yet remains
+to reason and philosophy to abolish the amphibious fraud.
+
+CHAPTER III - CONCERNING THE CHARACTER OF JESUS CHRIST, AND HIS
+HISTORY.
+
+NOTHING that is here said can apply, even with the most distant
+disrespect, to the real character of Jesus Christ. He was a virtuous
+and an amiable man. The morality that he preached and practiced was
+of the most benevolent kind; and though similar systems of morality
+had been preached by Confucius, and by some of the Greek
+philosophers, many years before, by the Quakers since, and by many
+good men in all ages, it has not been exceeded by any.
+
+Jesus Christ wrote no account of himself, of his birth, parentage, or
+anything else. Not a line of what is called the New Testament is of
+his writing. The history of him is altogether the work of other
+people; and as to the account given of his resurrection and
+ascension, it was the necessary counterpart to the story of his
+birth. His historians, having brought him into the world in a
+supernatural manner, were obliged to take him out again in the same
+manner, or the first part of the story must have fallen to the ground.
+
+The wretched contrivance with which this latter part is told, exceeds
+everything that went before it. The first part, that of the
+miraculous conception, was not a thing that admitted of publicity;
+and therefore the tellers of this part of the story had this
+advantage, that though they might not be credited, they could not be
+detected. They could not be expected to prove it, because it was not
+one of those things that admitted of proof, and it was impossible
+that the person of whom it was told could prove it himself.
+
+But the resurrection of a dead person from the grave, and his
+ascension through the air, is a thing very different, as to the
+evidence it admits of, to the invisible conception of a child in the
+womb. The resurrection and ascension, supposing them to have taken
+place, admitted of public and ocular demonstration, like that of the
+ascension of a balloon, or the sun at noon day, to all Jerusalem at
+least. A thing which everybody is required to believe, requires that
+the proof and evidence of it should be equal to all, and universal;
+and as the public visibility of this last related act was the only
+evidence that could give sanction to the former part, the whole of it
+falls to the ground, because that evidence never was given. Instead
+of this, a small number of persons, not more than eight or nine, are
+introduced as proxies for the whole world, to say they saw it, and
+all the rest of the world are called upon to believe it. But it
+appears that Thomas did not believe the resurrection; and, as they
+say, would not believe without having ocular and manual demonstration
+himself. So neither will I; and the reason is equally as good for me,
+and for every other person, as for Thomas.
+
+It is in vain to attempt to palliate or disguise this matter. The
+story, so far as relates to the supernatural part, has every mark of
+fraud and imposition stamped upon the face of it. Who were the
+authors of it is as impossible for us now to know, as it is for us to
+be assured that the books in which the account is related were
+written by the persons whose names they bear. The best surviving
+evidence we now have respecting this affair is the Jews. They are
+regularly descended from the people who lived in the time this
+resurrection and ascension is said to have happened, and they say 'it
+is not true.' It has long appeared to me a strange inconsistency to
+cite the Jews as a proof of the truth of the story. It is just the
+same as if a man were to say, I will prove the truth of what I have
+told you, by producing the people who say it is false.
+
+That such a person as Jesus Christ existed, and that he was
+crucified, which was the mode of execution at that day, are
+historical relations strictly within the limits of probability. He
+preached most excellent morality, and the equality of man; but he
+preached also against the corruptions and avarice of the Jewish
+priests, and this brought upon him the hatred and vengeance of the
+whole order of priest-hood. The accusation which those priests
+brought against him was that of sedition and conspiracy against the
+Roman government, to which the Jews were then subject and tributary;
+and it is not improbable that the Roman government might have some
+secret apprehension of the effects of his doctrine as well as the
+Jewish priests; neither is it improbable that Jesus Christ had in
+contemplation the delivery of the Jewish nation from the bondage of
+the Romans. Between the two, however, this virtuous reformer and
+revolutionist lost his life. [NOTE: The French work has here:
+"However this may be, for one or the other of these suppositions this
+virtuous reformer, this revolutionist, too little imitated, too much
+forgotten, too much misunderstood, lost his life." -- Editor. (Conway)]
+
+CHAPTER IV - OF THE BASES OF CHRISTIANITY.
+
+IT is upon this plain narrative of facts, together with another case
+I am going to mention, that the Christian mythologists, calling
+themselves the Christian Church, have erected their fable, which for
+absurdity and extravagance is not exceeded by anything that is to be
+found in the mythology of the ancients.
+
+The ancient mythologists tell us that the race of Giants made war
+against Jupiter, and that one of them threw a hundred rocks against
+him at one throw; that Jupiter defeated him with thunder, and
+confined him afterwards under Mount Etna; and that every time the
+Giant turns himself, Mount Etna belches fire. It is here easy to see
+that the circumstance of the mountain, that of its being a volcano,
+suggested the idea of the fable; and that the fable is made to fit
+and wind itself up with that circumstance.
+
+The Christian mythologists tell that their Satan made war against the
+Almighty, who defeated him, and confined him afterwards, not under a
+mountain, but in a pit. It is here easy to see that the first fable
+suggested the idea of the second; for the fable of Jupiter and the
+Giants was told many hundred years before that of Satan.
+
+Thus far the ancient and the Christian mythologists differ very
+little from each other. But the latter have contrived to carry the
+matter much farther. They have contrived to connect the fabulous part
+of the story of Jesus Christ with the fable originating from Mount
+Etna; and, in order to make all the parts of the story tie together,
+they have taken to their aid the traditions of the Jews; for the
+Christian mythology is made up partly from the ancient mythology, and
+partly from the Jewish traditions.
+
+The Christian mythologists, after having confined Satan in a pit,
+were obliged to let him out again to bring on the sequel of the
+fable. He is then introduced into the garden of Eden in the shape of
+a snake, or a serpent, and in that shape he enters into familiar
+conversation with Eve, who is no ways surprised to hear a snake talk;
+and the issue of this tete-a-tate is, that he persuades her to eat an
+apple, and the eating of that apple damns all mankind.
+
+After giving Satan this triumph over the whole creation, one would
+have supposed that the church mythologists would have been kind
+enough to send him back again to the pit, or, if they had not done
+this, that they would have put a mountain upon him, (for they say
+that their faith can remove a mountain) or have put him under a
+mountain, as the former mythologists had done, to prevent his getting
+again among the women, and doing more mischief. But instead of this,
+they leave him at large, without even obliging him to give his
+parole. The secret of which is, that they could not do without him;
+and after being at the trouble of making him, they bribed him to
+stay. They promised him ALL the Jews, ALL the Turks by anticipation,
+nine-tenths of the world beside, and Mahomet into the bargain. After
+this, who can doubt the bountifulness of the Christian Mythology?
+
+Having thus made an insurrection and a battle in heaven, in which
+none of the combatants could be either killed or wounded -- put Satan
+into the pit -- let him out again -- given him a triumph over the
+whole creation -- damned all mankind by the eating of an apple, there
+Christian mythologists bring the two ends of their fable together.
+They represent this virtuous and amiable man, Jesus Christ, to be at
+once both God and man, and also the Son of God, celestially begotten,
+on purpose to be sacrificed, because they say that Eve in her longing
+[NOTE: The French work has: "yielding to an unrestrained appetite." --
+Editor.] had eaten an apple.
+
+CHAPTER V - EXAMINATION IN DETAIL OF THE PRECEDING BASES.
+
+PUTTING aside everything that might excite laughter by its absurdity,
+or detestation by its profaneness, and confining ourselves merely to
+an examination of the parts, it is impossible to conceive a story
+more derogatory to the Almighty, more inconsistent with his wisdom,
+more contradictory to his power, than this story is.
+
+In order to make for it a foundation to rise upon, the inventors were
+under the necessity of giving to the being whom they call Satan a
+power equally as great, if not greater, than they attribute to the
+Almighty. They have not only given him the power of liberating
+himself from the pit, after what they call his fall, but they have
+made that power increase afterwards to infinity. Before this fall
+they represent him only as an angel of limited existence, as they
+represent the rest. After his fall, he becomes, by their account,
+omnipresent. He exists everywhere, and at the same time. He occupies
+the whole immensity of space.
+
+Not content with this deification of Satan, they represent him as
+defeating by stratagem, in the shape of an animal of the creation,
+all the power and wisdom of the Almighty. They represent him as
+having compelled the Almighty to the direct necessity either of
+surrendering the whole of the creation to the government and
+sovereignty of this Satan, or of capitulating for its redemption by
+coming down upon earth, and exhibiting himself upon a cross in the
+shape of a man.
+
+Had the inventors of this story told it the contrary way, that is,
+had they represented the Almighty as compelling Satan to exhibit
+himself on a cross in the shape of a snake, as a punishment for his
+new transgression, the story would have been less absurd, less
+contradictory. But, instead of this they make the transgressor
+triumph, and the Almighty fall.
+
+That many good men have believed this strange fable, and lived very
+good lives under that belief (for credulity is not a crime) is what I
+have no doubt of. In the first place, they were educated to believe
+it, and they would have believed anything else in the same manner.
+There are also many who have been so enthusiastically enraptured by
+what they conceived to be the infinite love of God to man, in making
+a sacrifice of himself, that the vehemence of the idea has forbidden
+and deterred them from examining into the absurdity and profaneness
+of the story. The more unnatural anything is, the more is it capable
+of becoming the object of dismal admiration. [NOTE: The French work
+has "blind and" preceding dismal. -- Editor.]
+
+CHAPTER VI - OF THE TRUE THEOLOGY.
+
+BUT if objects for gratitude and admiration are our desire, do they
+not present themselves every hour to our eyes? Do we not see a fair
+creation prepared to receive us the instant we are born -- a world
+furnished to our hands, that cost us nothing? Is it we that light up
+the sun; that pour down the rain; and fill the earth with abundance?
+Whether we sleep or wake, the vast machinery of the universe still
+goes on. Are these things, and the blessings they indicate in future,
+nothing to, us? Can our gross feelings be excited by no other
+subjects than tragedy and suicide? Or is the gloomy pride of man
+become so intolerable, that nothing can flatter it but a sacrifice of
+the Creator?
+
+I know that this bold investigation will alarm many, but it would be
+paying too great a compliment to their, credulity to forbear it on
+that account. The times and the subject demand it to be done. The
+suspicion that the theory of what is called the Christian church is
+fabulous, is becoming very extensive in all countries; and it will be
+a consolation to men staggering under that suspicion, and doubting
+what to believe and what to disbelieve, to see the subject freely
+investigated. I therefore pass on to an examination of the books
+called the Old and the New Testament.
+
+CHAPTER VII - EXAMINATION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT.
+
+THESE books, beginning with Genesis and ending with Revelations,
+(which, by the bye, is a book of riddles that requires a revelation
+to explain it) are, we are told, the word of God. It is, therefore,
+proper for us to know who told us so, that we may know what credit to
+give to the report. The answer to this question is, that nobody can
+tell, except that we tell one another so. The case, however,
+historically appears to be as follows:
+
+When the church mythologists established their system, they collected
+all the writings they could find, and managed them as they pleased.
+It is a matter altogether of uncertainty to us whether such of the
+writings as now appear under the name of the Old and the New
+Testament, are in the same state in which those collectors say they
+found them; or whether they added, altered, abridged, or dressed them
+up.
+
+Be this as it may, they decided by vote which of the books out of the
+collection they had made, should be the WORD OF GOD, and which should
+not. They rejected several; they voted others to be doubtful, such as
+the books called the Apocrypha; and those books which had a majority
+of votes, were voted to be the word of God. Had they voted otherwise,
+all the people since calling themselves Christians had believed
+otherwise; for the belief of the one comes from the vote of the
+other. Who the people were that did all this, we know nothing of.
+They call themselves by the general name of the Church; and this is
+all we know of the matter.
+
+As we have no other external evidence or authority for believing
+these books to be the word of God, than what I have mentioned, which
+is no evidence or authority at all, I come, in the next place, to
+examine the internal evidence contained in the books themselves.
+
+In the former part of this essay, I have spoken of revelation. I now
+proceed further with that subject, for the purpose of applying it to
+the books in question.
+
+Revelation is a communication of something, which the person, to whom
+that thing is revealed, did not know before. For if I have done a
+thing, or seen it done, it needs no revelation to tell me I have done
+it, or seen it, nor to enable me to tell it, or to write it.
+
+Revelation, therefore, cannot be applied to anything done upon earth
+of which man is himself the actor or the witness; and consequently
+all the historical and anecdotal part of the Bible, which is almost
+the whole of it, is not within the meaning and compass of the word
+revelation, and, therefore, is not the word of God.
+
+When Samson ran off with the gate-posts of Gaza, if he ever did so,
+(and whether he did or not is nothing to us,) or when he visited his
+Delilah, or caught his foxes, or did anything else, what has
+revelation to do with these things? If they were facts, he could tell
+them himself; or his secretary, if he kept one, could write them, if
+they were worth either telling or writing; and if they were fictions,
+revelation could not make them true; and whether true or not, we are
+neither the better nor the wiser for knowing them. When we
+contemplate the immensity of that Being, who directs and governs the
+incomprehensible WHOLE, of which the utmost ken of human sight can
+discover but a part, we ought to feel shame at calling such paltry
+stories the word of God.
+
+As to the account of the creation, with which the book of Genesis
+opens, it has all the appearance of being a tradition which the
+Israelites had among them before they came into Egypt; and after
+their departure from that country, they put it at the head of their
+history, without telling, as it is most probable that they did not
+know, how they came by it. The manner in which the account opens,
+shows it to be traditionary. It begins abruptly. It is nobody that
+speaks. It is nobody that hears. It is addressed to nobody. It has
+neither first, second, nor third person. It has every criterion of
+being a tradition. It has no voucher. Moses does not take it upon
+himself by introducing it with the formality that he uses on other
+occasions, such as that of saying, "The Lords spake unto Moses,
+saying."
+
+Why it has been called the Mosaic account of the creation, I am at a
+loss to conceive. Moses, I believe, was too good a judge of such
+subjects to put his name to that account. He had been educated among
+the Egyptians, who were a people as well skilled in science, and
+particularly in astronomy, as any people of their day; and the
+silence and caution that Moses observes, in not authenticating the
+account, is a good negative evidence that he neither told it nor
+believed it. -- The case is, that every nation of people has been
+world-makers, and the Israelites had as much right to set up the
+trade of world-making as any of the rest; and as Moses was not an
+Israelite, he might not chose to contradict the tradition. The
+account, however, is harmless; and this is more than can be said for
+many other parts of the Bible.
+
+Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries,
+the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness,
+with which more than half the Bible [NOTE: It must be borne in mind
+that by the "Bible" Paine always means the Old Testament alone. --
+Editor.] is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the
+word of a demon, than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness,
+that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my own
+part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.
+
+We scarcely meet with anything, a few phrases excepted, but what
+deserves either our abhorrence or our contempt, till we come to the
+miscellaneous parts of the Bible. In the anonymous publications, the
+Psalms, and the Book of Job, more particularly in the latter, we find
+a great deal of elevated sentiment reverentially expressed of the
+power and benignity of the Almighty; but they stand on no higher rank
+than many other compositions on similar subjects, as well before that
+time as since.
+
+The Proverbs which are said to be Solomon's, though most probably a
+collection, (because they discover a knowledge of life, which his
+situation excluded him from knowing) are an instructive table of
+ethics. They are inferior in keenness to the proverbs of the
+Spaniards, and not more wise and oeconomical than those of the
+American Franklin.
+
+All the remaining parts of the Bible, generally known by the name of
+the Prophets, are the works of the Jewish poets and itinerant
+preachers, who mixed poetry, anecdote, and devotion together -- and
+those works still retain the air and style of poetry, though in
+translation. [NOTE: As there are many readers who do not see that a
+composition is poetry, unless it be in rhyme, it is for their
+information that I add this note.
+
+Poetry consists principally in two things -- imagery and composition.
+The composition of poetry differs from that of prose in the manner of
+mixing long and short syllables together. Take a long syllable out of
+a line of poetry, and put a short one in the room of it, or put a
+long syllable where a short one should be, and that line will lose
+its poetical harmony. It will have an effect upon the line like that
+of misplacing a note in a song.
+
+The imagery in those books called the Prophets appertains altogether
+to poetry. It is fictitious, and often extravagant, and not
+admissible in any other kind of writing than poetry.
+
+To show that these writings are composed in poetical numbers, I will
+take ten syllables, as they stand in the book, and make a line of the
+same number of syllables, (heroic measure) that shall rhyme with the
+last word. It will then be seen that the composition of those books
+is poetical measure. The instance I shall first produce is from
+Isaiah: --
+
+ "Hear, O ye heavens, and give ear, O earth
+ 'T is God himself that calls attention forth.
+
+Another instance I shall quote is from the mournful Jeremiah, to
+which I shall add two other lines, for the purpose of carrying out
+the figure, and showing the intention of the poet.
+
+ "O, that mine head were waters and mine eyes
+ Were fountains flowing like the liquid skies;
+ Then would I give the mighty flood release
+ And weep a deluge for the human race." -- Author.]
+
+There is not, throughout the whole book called the Bible, any word
+that describes to us what we call a poet, nor any word that describes
+what we call poetry. The case is, that the word prophet, to which a
+later times have affixed a new idea, was the Bible word for poet, and
+the word 'propesytng' meant the art of making poetry. It also meant
+the art of playing poetry to a tune upon any instrument of music.
+
+We read of prophesying with pipes, tabrets, and horns -- of
+prophesying with harps, with psalteries, with cymbals, and with every
+other instrument of music then in fashion. Were we now to speak of
+prophesying with a fiddle, or with a pipe and tabor, the expression
+would have no meaning, or would appear ridiculous, and to some people
+contemptuous, because we have changed the meaning of the word.
+
+We are told of Saul being among the prophets, and also that he
+prophesied; but we are not told what they prophesied, nor what he
+prophesied. The case is, there was nothing to tell; for these
+prophets were a company of musicians and poets, and Saul joined in
+the concert, and this was called prophesying.
+
+The account given of this affair in the book called Samuel, is, that
+Saul met a company of prophets; a whole company of them! coming down
+with a psaltery, a tabret, a pipe, and a harp, and that they
+prophesied, and that he prophesied with them. But it appears
+afterwards, that Saul prophesied badly, that is, he performed his
+part badly; for it is said that an "evil spirit from God [NOTE: As
+thos; men who call themselves divines and commentators are very fond
+of puzzling one another, I leave them to contest the meaning of the
+first part of the phrase, that of an evil spirit of God. I keep to
+my text. I keep to the meaning of the word prophesy. -- Author.] came
+upon Saul, and he prophesied."
+
+Now, were there no other passage in the book called the Bible, than
+this, to demonstrate to us that we have lost the original meaning of
+the word prophesy, and substituted another meaning in its place, this
+alone would be sufficient; for it is impossible to use and apply the
+word prophesy, in the place it is here used and applied, if we give
+to it the sense which later times have affixed to it. The manner in
+which it is here used strips it of all religious meaning, and shews
+that a man might then be a prophet, or he might Prophesy, as he may
+now be a poet or a musician, without any regard to the morality or
+the immorality of his character. The word was originally a term of
+science, promiscuously applied to poetry and to music, and not
+restricted to any subject upon which poetry and music might be
+exercised.
+
+Deborah and Barak are called prophets, not because they predicted
+anything, but because they composed the poem or song that bears their
+name, in celebration of an act already done. David is ranked among
+the prophets, for he was a musician, and was also reputed to be
+(though perhaps very erroneously) the author of the Psalms. But
+Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are not called prophets; it does not appear
+from any accounts we have, that they could either sing, play music,
+or make poetry.
+
+We are told of the greater and the lesser prophets. They might as
+well tell us of the greater and the lesser God; for there cannot be
+degrees in prophesying consistently with its modern sense. But there
+are degrees in poetry, and there-fore the phrase is reconcilable to
+the case, when we understand by it the greater and the lesser poets.
+
+It is altogether unnecessary, after this, to offer any observations
+upon what those men, styled prophets, have written. The axe goes at
+once to the root, by showing that the original meaning of the word
+has been mistaken, and consequently all the inferences that have been
+drawn from those books, the devotional respect that has been paid to
+them, and the laboured commentaries that have been written upon them,
+under that mistaken meaning, are not worth disputing about. -- In
+many things, however, the writings of the Jewish poets deserve a
+better fate than that of being bound up, as they now are, with the
+trash that accompanies them, under the abused name of the Word of God.
+
+If we permit ourselves to conceive right ideas of things, we must
+necessarily affix the idea, not only of unchangeableness, but of the
+utter impossibility of any change taking place, by any means or
+accident whatever, in that which we would honour with the name of the
+Word of God; and therefore the Word of God cannot exist in any
+written or human language.
+
+The continually progressive change to which the meaning of words is
+subject, the want of an universal language which renders translation
+necessary, the errors to which translations are again subject, the
+mistakes of copyists and printers, together with the possibility of
+wilful alteration, are of themselves evidences that human language,
+whether in speech or in print, cannot be the vehicle of the Word of
+God. -- The Word of God exists in something else.
+
+Did the book called the Bible excel in purity of ideas and expression
+all the books now extant in the world, I would not take it for my
+rule of faith, as being the Word of God; because the possibility
+would nevertheless exist of my being imposed upon. But when I see
+throughout the greatest part of this book scarcely anything but a
+history of the grossest vices, and a collection of the most paltry
+and contemptible tales, I cannot dishonour my Creator by calling it
+by his name.
+
+CHAPTER VIII - OF THE NEW TESTAMENT.
+
+THUS much for the Bible; I now go on to the book called the New
+Testament. The new Testament! that is, the 'new' Will, as if there
+could be two wills of the Creator.
+
+Had it been the object or the intention of Jesus Christ to establish
+a new religion, he would undoubtedly have written the system himself,
+or procured it to be written in his life time. But there is no
+publication extant authenticated with his name. All the books called
+the New Testament were written after his death. He was a Jew by birth
+and by profession; and he was the son of God in like manner that
+every other person is; for the Creator is the Father of All.
+
+The first four books, called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, do not
+give a history of the life of Jesus Christ, but only detached
+anecdotes of him. It appears from these books, that the whole time of
+his being a preacher was not more than eighteen months; and it was
+only during this short time that those men became acquainted with
+him. They make mention of him at the age of twelve years, sitting,
+they say, among the Jewish doctors, asking and answering them
+questions. As this was several years before their acquaintance with
+him began, it is most probable they had this anecdote from his
+parents. From this time there is no account of him for about sixteen
+years. Where he lived, or how he employed himself during this
+interval, is not known. Most probably he was working at his father's
+trade, which was that of a carpenter. It does not appear that he had
+any school education, and the probability is, that he could not
+write, for his parents were extremely poor, as appears from their not
+being able to pay for a bed when he was born. [NOTE: One of the few
+errors traceable to Paine's not having a Bible at hand while writing
+Part I. There is no indication that the family was poor, but the
+reverse may in fact be inferred. -- Editor.]
+
+It is somewhat curious that the three persons whose names are the
+most universally recorded were of very obscure parentage. Moses was a
+foundling; Jesus Christ was born in a stable; and Mahomet was a mule
+driver. The first and the last of these men were founders of
+different systems of religion; but Jesus Christ founded no new
+system. He called men to the practice of moral virtues, and the
+belief of one God. The great trait in his character is philanthropy.
+
+The manner in which he was apprehended shows that he was not much
+known, at that time; and it shows also that the meetings he then held
+with his followers were in secret; and that he had given over or
+suspended preaching publicly. Judas could no otherways betray him
+than by giving information where he was, and pointing him out to the
+officers that went to arrest him; and the reason for employing and
+paying Judas to do this could arise only from the causes already
+mentioned, that of his not being much known, and living concealed.
+
+The idea of his concealment, not only agrees very ill with his
+reputed divinity, but associates with it something of pusillanimity;
+and his being betrayed, or in other words, his being apprehended, on
+the information of one of his followers, shows that he did not intend
+to be apprehended, and consequently that he did not intend to be
+crucified.
+
+The Christian mythologists tell us that Christ died for the sins of
+the world, and that he came on Purpose to die. Would it not then have
+been the same if he had died of a fever or of the small pox, of old
+age, or of anything else?
+
+The declaratory sentence which, they say, was passed upon Adam, in
+case he ate of the apple, was not, that thou shalt surely be
+crucified, but, thou shale surely die. The sentence was death, and
+not the manner of dying. Crucifixion, therefore, or any other
+particular manner of dying, made no part of the sentence that Adam
+was to suffer, and consequently, even upon their own tactic, it could
+make no part of the sentence that Christ was to suffer in the room of
+Adam. A fever would have done as well as a cross, if there was any
+occasion for either.
+
+This sentence of death, which, they tell us, was thus passed upon
+Adam, must either have meant dying naturally, that is, ceasing to
+live, or have meant what these mythologists call damnation; and
+consequently, the act of dying on the part of Jesus Christ, must,
+according to their system, apply as a prevention to one or other of
+these two things happening to Adam and to us.
+
+That it does not prevent our dying is evident, because we all die;
+and if their accounts of longevity be true, men die faster since the
+crucifixion than before: and with respect to the second explanation,
+(including with it the natural death of Jesus Christ as a substitute
+for the eternal death or damnation of all mankind,) it is
+impertinently representing the Creator as coming off, or revoking the
+sentence, by a pun or a quibble upon the word death. That
+manufacturer of, quibbles, St. Paul, if he wrote the books that bear
+his name, has helped this quibble on by making another quibble upon
+the word Adam. He makes there to be two Adams; the one who sins in
+fact, and suffers by proxy; the other who sins by proxy, and suffers
+in fact. A religion thus interlarded with quibble, subterfuge, and
+pun, has a tendency to instruct its professors in the practice of
+these arts. They acquire the habit without being aware of the cause.
+
+If Jesus Christ was the being which those mythologists tell us he
+was, and that he came into this world to suffer, which is a word they
+sometimes use instead of 'to die,' the only real suffering he could
+have endured would have been 'to live.' His existence here was a
+state of exilement or transportation from heaven, and the way back to
+his original country was to die. -- In fine, everything in this
+strange system is the reverse of what it pretends to be. It is the
+reverse of truth, and I become so tired of examining into its
+inconsistencies and absurdities, that I hasten to the conclusion of
+it, in order to proceed to something better.
+
+How much, or what parts of the books called the New Testament, were
+written by the persons whose names they bear, is what we can know
+nothing of, neither are we certain in what language they were
+originally written. The matters they now contain may be classed under
+two heads: anecdote, and epistolary correspondence.
+
+The four books already mentioned, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, are
+altogether anecdotal. They relate events after they had taken place.
+They tell what Jesus Christ did and said, and what others did and
+said to him; and in several instances they relate the same event
+differently. Revelation is necessarily out of the question with
+respect to those books; not only because of the disagreement of the
+writers, but because revelation cannot be applied to the relating of
+facts by the persons who saw them done, nor to the relating or
+recording of any discourse or conversation by those who heard it. The
+book called the Acts of the Apostles (an anonymous work) belongs also
+to the anecdotal part.
+
+All the other parts of the New Testament, except the book of enigmas,
+called the Revelations, are a collection of letters under the name of
+epistles; and the forgery of letters has been such a common practice
+in the world, that the probability is at least equal, whether they
+are genuine or forged. One thing, however, is much less equivocal,
+which is, that out of the matters contained in those books, together
+with the assistance of some old stories, the church has set up a
+system of religion very contradictory to the character of the person
+whose name it bears. It has set up a religion of pomp and of revenue
+in pretended imitation of a person whose life was humility and
+poverty.
+
+The invention of a purgatory, and of the releasing of souls
+therefrom, by prayers, bought of the church with money; the selling
+of pardons, dispensations, and indulgences, are revenue laws, without
+bearing that name or carrying that appearance. But the case
+nevertheless is, that those things derive their origin from the
+proxysm of the crucifixion, and the theory deduced therefrom, which
+was, that one person could stand in the place of another, and could
+perform meritorious services for him. The probability, therefore, is,
+that the whole theory or doctrine of what is called the redemption
+(which is said to have been accomplished by the act of one person in
+the room of another) was originally fabricated on purpose to bring
+forward and build all those secondary and pecuniary redemptions upon;
+and that the passages in the books upon which the idea of theory of
+redemption is built, have been manufactured and fabricated for that
+purpose. Why are we to give this church credit, when she tells us
+that those books are genuine in every part, any more than we give her
+credit for everything else she has told us; or for the miracles she
+says she has performed? That she could fabricate writings is certain,
+because she could write; and the composition of the writings in
+question, is of that kind that anybody might do it; and that she did
+fabricate them is not more inconsistent with probability, than that
+she should tell us, as she has done, that she could and did work
+miracles.
+
+Since, then, no external evidence can, at this long distance of time,
+be produced to prove whether the church fabricated the doctrine
+called redemption or not, (for such evidence, whether for or against,
+would be subject to the same suspicion of being fabricated,) the case
+can only be referred to the internal evidence which the thing carries
+of itself; and this affords a very strong presumption of its being a
+fabrication. For the internal evidence is, that the theory or
+doctrine of redemption has for its basis an idea of pecuniary
+justice, and not that of moral justice.
+
+If I owe a person money, and cannot pay him, and he threatens to put
+me in prison, another person can take the debt upon himself, and pay
+it for me. But if I have committed a crime, every circumstance of the
+case is changed. Moral justice cannot take the innocent for the
+guilty even if the innocent would offer itself. To suppose justice to
+do this, is to destroy the principle of its existence, which is the
+thing itself. It is then no longer justice. It is indiscriminate
+revenge.
+
+This single reflection will show that the doctrine of redemption is
+founded on a mere pecuniary idea corresponding to that of a debt
+which another person might pay; and as this pecuniary idea
+corresponds again with the system of second redemptions, obtained
+through the means of money given to the church for pardons, the
+probability is that the same persons fabricated both the one and the
+other of those theories; and that, in truth, there is no such thing
+as redemption; that it is fabulous; and that man stands in the same
+relative condition with his Maker he ever did stand, since man
+existed; and that it is his greatest consolation to think so.
+
+Let him believe this, and he will live more consistently and morally,
+than by any other system. It is by his being taught to contemplate
+himself as an out-law, as an out-cast, as a beggar, as a mumper, as
+one thrown as it were on a dunghill, at an immense distance from his
+Creator, and who must make his approaches by creeping, and cringing
+to intermediate beings, that he conceives either a contemptuous
+disregard for everything under the name of religion, or becomes
+indifferent, or turns what he calls devout. In the latter case, he
+consumes his life in grief, or the affectation of it. His prayers are
+reproaches. His humility is ingratitude. He calls himself a worm, and
+the fertile earth a dunghill; and all the blessings of life by the
+thankless name of vanities. He despises the choicest gift of God to
+man, the GIFT OF REASON; and having endeavoured to force upon himself
+the belief of a system against which reason revolts, he ungratefully
+calls it human reason, as if man could give reason to himself.
+
+Yet, with all this strange appearance of humility, and this contempt
+for human reason, he ventures into the boldest presumptions. He finds
+fault with everything. His selfishness is never satisfied; his
+ingratitude is never at an end. He takes on himself to direct the
+Almighty what to do, even in the govemment of the universe. He prays
+dictatorially. When it is sunshine, he prays for rain, and when it is
+rain, he prays for sunshine. He follows the same idea in everything
+that he prays for; for what is the amount of all his prayers, but an
+attempt to make the Almighty change his mind, and act otherwise than
+he does? It is as if he were to say -- thou knowest not so well as I.
+
+CHAPTER IX - IN WHAT THE TRUE REVELATION CONSISTS.
+
+BUT some perhaps will say -- Are we to have no word of God -- no
+revelation? I answer yes. There is a Word of God; there is a
+revelation.
+
+THE WORD OF GOD IS THE CREATION WE BEHOLD: And it is in this word,
+which no human invention can counterfeit or alter, that God speaketh
+universally to man.
+
+Human language is local and changeable, and is therefore incapable of
+being used as the means of unchangeable and universal information.
+The idea that God sent Jesus Christ to publish, as they say, the glad
+tidings to all nations, from one end of the earth unto the other, is
+consistent only with the ignorance of those who know nothing of the
+extent of the world, and who believed, as those world-saviours
+believed, and continued to believe for several centuries, (and that
+in contradiction to the discoveries of philosophers and the
+experience of navigators,) that the earth was flat like a trencher;
+and that a man might walk to the end of it.
+
+But how was Jesus Christ to make anything known to all nations? He
+could speak but one language, which was Hebrew; and there are in the
+world several hundred languages. Scarcely any two nations speak the
+same language, or understand each other; and as to translations,
+every man who knows anything of languages, knows that it is
+impossible to translate from one language into another, not only
+without losing a great part of the original, but frequently of
+mistaking the sense; and besides all this, the art of printing was
+wholly unknown at the time Christ lived.
+
+It is always necessary that the means that are to accomplish any end
+be equal to the accomplishment of that end, or the end cannot be
+accomplished. It is in this that the difference between finite and
+infinite power and wisdom discovers itself. Man frequently fails in
+accomplishing his end, from a natural inability of the power to the
+purpose; and frequently from the want of wisdom to apply power
+properly. But it is impossible for infinite power and wisdom to fail
+as man faileth. The means it useth are always equal to the end: but
+human language, more especially as there is not an universal
+language, is incapable of being used as an universal means of
+unchangeable and uniform information; and therefore it is not the
+means that God useth in manifesting himself universally to man.
+
+It is only in the CREATION that all our ideas and conceptions of a
+word of God can unite. The Creation speaketh an universal language,
+independently of human speech or human language, multiplied and
+various as they be. It is an ever existing original, which every man
+can read. It cannot be forged; it cannot be counterfeited; it cannot
+be lost; it cannot be altered; it cannot be suppressed. It does not
+depend upon the will of man whether it shall be published or not; it
+publishes itself from one end of the earth to the other. It preaches
+to all nations and to all worlds; and this word of God reveals to man
+all that is necessary for man to know of God.
+
+Do we want to contemplate his power? We see it in the immensity of
+the creation. Do we want to contemplate his wisdom? We see it in the
+unchangeable order by which the incomprehensible Whole is governed.
+Do we want to contemplate his munificence? We see it in the abundance
+with which he fills the earth. Do we want to contemplate his mercy?
+We see it in his not withholding that abundance even from the
+unthankful. In fine, do we want to know what God is? Search not the
+book called the scripture, which any human hand might make, but the
+scripture called the Creation.
+
+CHAPTER X - CONCERNING GOD, AND THE LIGHTS CAST ON HIS EXISTENCE AND
+ATTRIBUTES BY THE BIBLE.
+
+THE only idea man can affix to the name of God, is that of a first
+cause, the cause of all things. And, incomprehensibly difficult as it
+is for a man to conceive what a first cause is, he arrives at the
+belief of it, from the tenfold greater difficulty of disbelieving it.
+It is difficult beyond description to conceive that space can have no
+end; but it is more difficult to conceive an end. It is difficult
+beyond the power of man to conceive an eternal duration of what we
+call time; but it is more impossible to conceive a time when there
+shall be no time.
+
+In like manner of reasoning, everything we behold carries in itself
+the internal evidence that it did not make itself. Every man is an
+evidence to himself, that he did not make himself; neither could his
+father make himself, nor his grandfather, nor any of his race;
+neither could any tree, plant, or animal make itself; and it is the
+conviction arising from this evidence, that carries us on, as it
+were, by necessity, to the belief of a first cause eternally
+existing, of a nature totally different to any material existence we
+know of, and by the power of which all things exist; and this first
+cause, man calls God.
+
+It is only by the exercise of reason, that man can discover God. Take
+away that reason, and he would be incapable of understanding
+anything; and in this case it would be just as consistent to read
+even the book called the Bible to a horse as to a man. How then is it
+that those people pretend to reject reason?
+
+Almost the only parts in the book called the Bible, that convey to us
+any idea of God, are some chapters in Job, and the 19th Psalm; I
+recollect no other. Those parts are true deistical compositions; for
+they treat of the Deity through his works. They take the book of
+Creation as the word of God; they refer to no other book; and all the
+inferences they make are drawn from that volume.
+
+I insert in this place the 19th Psalm, as paraphrased into English
+verse by Addison. I recollect not the prose, and where I write this I
+have not the opportunity of seeing it:
+
+ The spacious firmament on high,
+ With all the blue etherial sky,
+ And spangled heavens, a shining frame,
+ Their great original proclaim.
+ The unwearied sun, from day to day,
+ Does his Creator's power display,
+ And publishes to every land
+ The work of an Almighty hand.
+ Soon as the evening shades prevail,
+ The moon takes up the wondrous tale,
+ And nightly to the list'ning earth
+ Repeats the story of her birth;
+ Whilst all the stars that round her burn,
+ And all the planets, in their turn,
+ Confirm the tidings as they roll,
+ And spread the truth from pole to pole.
+ What though in solemn silence all
+ Move round this dark terrestrial ball
+ What though no real voice, nor sound,
+ Amidst their radiant orbs be found,
+ In reason's ear they all rejoice,
+ And utter forth a glorious voice,
+ Forever singing as they shine,
+ THE HAND THAT MADE US IS DIVINE.
+
+What more does man want to know, than that the hand or power that
+made these things is divine, is omnipotent? Let him believe this,
+with the force it is impossible to repel if he permits his reason to
+act, and his rule of moral life will follow of course.
+
+The allusions in job have all of them the same tendency with this
+Psalm; that of deducing or proving a truth that would be otherwise
+unknown, from truths already known.
+
+I recollect not enough of the passages in Job to insert them
+correctly; but there is one that occurs to me that is applicable to
+the subject I am speaking upon. "Canst thou by searching find out
+God; canst thou find out the Almighty to perfection?"
+
+I know not how the printers have pointed this passage, for I keep no
+Bible; but it contains two distinct questions that admit of distinct
+answers.
+
+First, Canst thou by searching find out God? Yes. Because, in the
+first place, I know I did not make myself, and yet I have existence;
+and by searching into the nature of other things, I find that no
+other thing could make itself; and yet millions of other things
+exist; therefore it is, that I know, by positive conclusion resulting
+from this search, that there is a power superior to all those things,
+and that power is God.
+
+Secondly, Canst thou find out the Almighty to perfection? No. Not
+only because the power and wisdom He has manifested in the structure
+of the Creation that I behold is to me incomprehensible; but because
+even this manifestation, great as it is is probably but a small
+display of that immensity of power and wisdom, by which millions of
+other worlds, to me invisible by their distance, were created and
+continue to exist.
+
+It is evident that both of these questions were put to the reason of
+the person to whom they are supposed to have been addressed; and it
+is only by admitting the first question to be answered affirmatively,
+that the second could follow. It would have been unnecessary, and
+even absurd, to have put a second question, more difficult than the
+first, if the first question had been answered negatively. The two
+questions have different objects; the first refers to the existence
+of God, the second to his attributes. Reason can discover the one,
+but it falls infinitely short in discovering the whole of the other.
+
+I recollect not a single passage in all the writings ascribed to the
+men called apostles, that conveys any idea of what God is. Those
+writings are chiefly controversial; and the gloominess of the subject
+they dwell upon, that of a man dying in agony on a cross, is better
+suited to the gloomy genius of a monk in a cell, by whom it is not
+impossible they were written, than to any man breathing the open air
+of the Creation. The only passage that occurs to me, that has any
+reference to the works of God, by which only his power and wisdom can
+be known, is related to have been spoken by Jesus Christ, as a remedy
+against distrustful care. "Behold the lilies of the field, they toil
+not, neither do they spin." This, however, is far inferior to the
+allusions in Job and in the 19th Psalm; but it is similar in idea,
+and the modesty of the imagery is correspondent to the modesty of the
+man.
+
+CHAPTER XI - OF THE THEOLOGY OF THE CHRISTIANS; AND THE TRUE THEOLOGY.
+
+As to the Christian system of faith, it appears to me as a species of
+atheism; a sort of religious denial of God. It professes to believe
+in a man rather than in God. It is a compound made up chiefly of
+man-ism with but little deism, and is as near to atheism as twilight
+is to darkness. It introduces between man and his Maker an opaque
+body, which it calls a redeemer, as the moon introduces her opaque
+self between the earth and the sun, and it produces by this means a
+religious or an irreligious eclipse of light. It has put the whole
+orbit of reason into shade.
+
+The effect of this obscurity has been that of turning everything
+upside down, and representing it in reverse; and among the
+revolutions it has thus magically produced, it has made a revolution
+in Theology.
+
+That which is now called natural philosophy, embracing the whole
+circle of science, of which astronomy occupies the chief place, is
+the study of the works of God, and of the power and wisdom of God in
+his works, and is the true theology.
+
+As to the theology that is now studied in its place, it is the study
+of human opinions and of human fancies concerning God. It is not the
+study of God himself in the works that he has made, but in the works
+or writings that man has made; and it is not among the least of the
+mischiefs that the Christian system has done to the world, that it
+has abandoned the original and beautiful system of theology, like a
+beautiful innocent, to distress and reproach, to make room for the
+hag of superstition.
+
+The Book of Job and the 19th Psalm, which even the church admits to
+be more ancient than the chronological order in which they stand in
+the book called the Bible, are theological orations conformable to
+the original system of theology. The internal evidence of those
+orations proves to a demonstration that the study and contemplation
+of the works of creation, and of the power and wisdom of God revealed
+and manifested in those works, made a great part of the religious
+devotion of the times in which they were written; and it was this
+devotional study and contemplation that led to the discovery of the
+principles upon which what are now called Sciences are established;
+and it is to the discovery of these principles that almost all the
+Arts that contribute to the convenience of human life owe their
+existence. Every principal art has some science for its parent,
+though the person who mechanically performs the work does not always,
+and but very seldom, perceive the connection.
+
+It is a fraud of the Christian system to call the sciences 'human
+inventions;' it is only the application of them that is human. Every
+science has for its basis a system of principles as fixed and
+unalterable as those by which the universe is regulated and governed.
+Man cannot make principles, he can only discover them.
+
+For example: Every person who looks at an almanack sees an account
+when an eclipse will take place, and he sees also that it never fails
+to take place according to the account there given. This shows that
+man is acquainted with the laws by which the heavenly bodies move.
+But it would be something worse than ignorance, were any church on
+earth to say that those laws are an human invention.
+
+It would also be ignorance, or something worse, to say that the
+scientific principles, by the aid of which man is enabled to
+calculate and foreknow when an eclipse will take place, are an human
+invention. Man cannot invent any thing that is eternal and immutable;
+and the scientific principles he employs for this purpose must, and
+are, of necessity, as eternal and immutable as the laws by which the
+heavenly bodies move, or they could not be used as they are to
+ascertain the time when, and the manner how, an eclipse will take
+place.
+
+The scientific principles that man employs to obtain the
+foreknowledge of an eclipse, or of any thing else relating to the
+motion of the heavenly bodies, are contained chiefly in that part of
+science that is called trigonometry, or the properties of a triangle,
+which, when applied to the study of the heavenly bodies, is called
+astronomy; when applied to direct the course of a ship on the ocean,
+it is called navigation; when applied to the construction of figures
+drawn by a rule and compass, it is called geometry; when applied to
+the construction of plans of edifices, it is called architecture;
+when applied to the measurement of any portion of the surface of the
+earth, it is called land-surveying. In fine, it is the soul of
+science. It is an eternal truth: it contains the mathematical
+demonstration of which man speaks, and the extent of its uses are
+unknown.
+
+It may be said, that man can make or draw a triangle, and therefore a
+triangle is an human invention.
+
+But the triangle, when drawn, is no other than the image of the
+principle: it is a delineation to the eye, and from thence to the
+mind, of a principle that would otherwise be imperceptible. The
+triangle does not make the principle, any more than a candle taken
+into a room that was dark, makes the chairs and tables that before
+were invisible. All the properties of a triangle exist independently
+of the figure, and existed before any triangle was drawn or thought
+of by man. Man had no more to do in the formation of those properties
+or principles, than he had to do in making the laws by which the
+heavenly bodies move; and therefore the one must have the same divine
+origin as the other.
+
+In the same manner as, it may be said, that man can make a triangle,
+so also, may it be said, he can make the mechanical instrument called
+a lever. But the principle by which the lever acts, is a thing
+distinct from the instrument, and would exist if the instrument did
+not; it attaches itself to the instrument after it is made; the
+instrument, therefore, can act no otherwise than it does act; neither
+can all the efforts of human invention make it act otherwise. That
+which, in all such cases, man calls the effect, is no other than the
+principle itself rendered perceptible to the senses.
+
+Since, then, man cannot make principles, from whence did he gain a
+knowledge of them, so as to be able to apply them, not only to things
+on earth, but to ascertain the motion of bodies so immensely distant
+from him as all the heavenly bodies are? From whence, I ask, could he
+gain that knowledge, but from the study of the true theology?
+
+It is the structure of the universe that has taught this knowledge to
+man. That structure is an ever-existing exhibition of every principle
+upon which every part of mathematical science is founded. The
+offspring of this science is mechanics; for mechanics is no other
+than the principles of science applied practically. The man who
+proportions the several parts of a mill uses the same scientific
+principles as if he had the power of constructing an universe, but as
+he cannot give to matter that invisible agency by which all the
+component parts of the immense machine of the universe have influence
+upon each other, and act in motional unison together, without any
+apparent contact, and to which man has given the name of attraction,
+gravitation, and repulsion, he supplies the place of that agency by
+the humble imitation of teeth and cogs. All the parts of man's
+microcosm must visibly touch. But could he gain a knowledge of that
+agency, so as to be able to apply it in practice, we might then say
+that another canonical book of the word of God had been discovered.
+
+If man could alter the properties of the lever, so also could he
+alter the properties of the triangle: for a lever (taking that sort
+of lever which is called a steel-yard, for the sake of explanation)
+forms, when in motion, a triangle. The line it descends from, (one
+point of that line being in the fulcrum,) the line it descends to,
+and the chord of the arc, which the end of the lever describes in the
+air, are the three sides of a triangle. The other arm of the lever
+describes also a triangle; and the corresponding sides of those two
+triangles, calculated scientifically, or measured geometrically, --
+and also the sines, tangents, and secants generated from the angles,
+and geometrically measured, -- have the same proportions to each
+other as the different weights have that will balance each other on
+the lever, leaving the weight of the lever out of the case.
+
+It may also be said, that man can make a wheel and axis; that he can
+put wheels of different magnitudes together, and produce a mill.
+Still the case comes back to the same point, which is, that he did
+not make the principle that gives the wheels those powers. This
+principle is as unalterable as in the former cases, or rather it is
+the same principle under a different appearance to the eye.
+
+The power that two wheels of different magnitudes have upon each
+other is in the same proportion as if the semi-diameter of the two
+wheels were joined together and made into that kind of lever I have
+described, suspended at the part where the semi-diameters join; for
+the two wheels, scientifically considered, are no other than the two
+circles generated by the motion of the compound lever.
+
+It is from the study of the true theology that all our knowledge of
+science is derived; and it is from that knowledge that all the arts
+have originated.
+
+The Almighty lecturer, by displaying the principles of science in the
+structure of the universe, has invited man to study and to imitation.
+It is as if he had said to the inhabitants of this globe that we call
+ours, "I have made an earth for man to dwell upon, and I have
+rendered the starry heavens visible, to teach him science and the
+arts. He can now provide for his own comfort, AND LEARN FROM MY
+MUNIFICENCE TO ALL, TO BE KIND TO EACH OTHER."
+
+Of what use is it, unless it be to teach man something, that his eye
+is endowed with the power of beholding, to an incomprehensible
+distance, an immensity of worlds revolving in the ocean of space? Or
+of what use is it that this immensity of worlds is visible to man?
+What has man to do with the Pleiades, with Orion, with Sirius, with
+the star he calls the north star, with the moving orbs he has named
+Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Venus, and Mercury, if no uses are to follow
+from their being visible? A less power of vision would have been
+sufficient for man, if the immensity he now possesses were given only
+to waste itself, as it were, on an immense desert of space glittering
+with shows.
+
+It is only by contemplating what he calls the starry heavens, as the
+book and school of science, that he discovers any use in their being
+visible to him, or any advantage resulting from his immensity of
+vision. But when be contemplates the subject in this light, he sees
+an additional motive for saying, that nothing was made in vain; for
+in vain would be this power of vision if it taught man nothing.
+
+CHAPTER XII - THE EFFECTS OF CHRISTIANISM ON EDUCATION; PROPOSED
+REFORMS.
+
+As the Christian system of faith has made a revolution in theology,
+so also has it made a revolution in the state of learning. That which
+is now called learning, was not learning originally. Learning does
+not consist, as the schools now make it consist, in the knowledge of
+languages, but in the knowledge of things to which language gives
+names.
+
+The Greeks were a learned people, but learning with them did not
+consist in speaking Greek, any more than in a Roman's speaking Latin,
+or a Frenchman's speaking French, or an Englishman's speaking
+English. From what we know of the Greeks, it does not appear that
+they knew or studied any language but their own, and this was one
+cause of their becoming so learned; it afforded them more time to
+apply themselves to better studies. The schools of the Greeks were
+schools of science and philosophy, and not of languages; and it is in
+the knowledge of the things that science and philosophy teach that
+learning consists.
+
+Almost all the scientific learning that now exists, came to us from
+the Greeks, or the people who spoke the Greek language. It therefore
+became necessary to the people of other nations, who spoke a
+different language, that some among them should learn the Greek
+language, in order that the learning the Greeks had might be made
+known in those nations, by translating the Greek books of science and
+philosophy into the mother tongue of each nation.
+
+The study, therefore, of the Greek language (and in the same manner
+for the Latin) was no other than the drudgery business of a linguist;
+and the language thus obtained, was no other than the means, or as it
+were the tools, employed to obtain the learning the Greeks had. It
+made no part of the learning itself; and was so distinct from it as
+to make it exceedingly probable that the persons who had studied
+Greek sufficiently to translate those works, such for instance as
+Euclid's Elements, did not understand any of the learning the works
+contained.
+
+As there is now nothing new to be learned from the dead languages,
+all the useful books being already translated, the languages are
+become useless, and the time expended in teaching and in learning
+them is wasted. So far as the study of languages may contribute to
+the progress and communication of knowledge (for it has nothing to do
+with the creation of knowledge) it is only in the living languages
+that new knowledge is to be found; and certain it is, that, in
+general, a youth will learn more of a living language in one year,
+than of a dead language in seven; and it is but seldom that the
+teacher knows much of it himself. The difficulty of learning the dead
+languages does not arise from any superior abstruseness in the
+languages themselves, but in their being dead, and the pronunciation
+entirely lost. It would be the same thing with any other language
+when it becomes dead. The best Greek linguist that now exists does
+not understand Greek so well as a Grecian plowman did, or a Grecian
+milkmaid; and the same for the Latin, compared with a plowman or a
+milkmaid of the Romans; and with respect to pronunciation and idiom,
+not so well as the cows that she milked. It would therefore be
+advantageous to the state of learning to abolish the study of the
+dead languages, and to make learning consist, as it originally did,
+in scientific knowledge.
+
+The apology that is sometimes made for continuing to teach the dead
+languages is, that they are taught at a time when a child is not
+capable of exerting any other mental faculty than that of memory. But
+this is altogether erroneous. The human mind has a natural
+disposition to scientific knowledge, and to the things connected with
+it. The first and favourite amusement of a child, even before it
+begins to play, is that of imitating the works of man. It builds
+bouses with cards or sticks; it navigates the little ocean of a bowl
+of water with a paper boat; or dams the stream of a gutter, and
+contrives something which it calls a mill; and it interests itself in
+the fate of its works with a care that resembles affection. It
+afterwards goes to school, where its genius is killed by the barren
+study of a dead language, and the philosopher is lost in the linguist.
+
+But the apology that is now made for continuing to teach the dead
+languages, could not be the cause at first of cutting down learning
+to the narrow and humble sphere of linguistry; the cause therefore
+must be sought for elsewhere. In all researches of this kind, the
+best evidence that can be produced, is the internal evidence the
+thing carries with itself, and the evidence of circumstances that
+unites with it; both of which, in this case, are not difficult to be
+discovered.
+
+Putting then aside, as matter of distinct consideration, the outrage
+offered to the moral justice of God, by supposing him to make the
+innocent suffer for the guilty, and also the loose morality and low
+contrivance of supposing him to change himself into the shape of a
+man, in order to make an excuse to himself for not executing his
+supposed sentence upon Adam; putting, I say, those things aside as
+matter of distinct consideration, it is certain that what is called
+the christian system of faith, including in it the whimsical account
+of the creation -- the strange story of Eve, the snake, and the apple
+-- the amphibious idea of a man-god -- the corporeal idea of the
+death of a god -- the mythological idea of a family of gods, and the
+christian system of arithmetic, that three are one, and one is three,
+are all irreconcilable, not only to the divine gift of reason, that
+God has given to man, but to the knowledge that man gains of the
+power and wisdom of God by the aid of the sciences, and by studying
+the structure of the universe that God has made.
+
+The setters up, therefore, and the advocates of the Christian system
+of faith, could not but foresee that the continually progressive
+knowledge that man would gain by the aid of science, of the power and
+wisdom of God, manifested in the structure of the universe, and in
+all the works of creation, would militate against, and call into
+question, the truth of their system of faith; and therefore it became
+necessary to their purpose to cut learning down to a size less
+dangerous to their project, and this they effected by restricting the
+idea of learning to the dead study of dead languages.
+
+They not only rejected the study of science out of the christian
+schools, but they persecuted it; and it is only within about the last
+two centuries that the study has been revived. So late as 1610,
+Galileo, a Florentine, discovered and introduced the use of
+telescopes, and by applying them to observe the motions and
+appearances of the heavenly bodies, afforded additional means for
+ascertaining the true structure of the universe. Instead of being
+esteemed for these discoveries, he was sentenced to renounce them, or
+the opinions resulting from them, as a damnable heresy. And prior to
+that time Virgilius was condemned to be burned for asserting the
+antipodes, or in other words, that the earth was a globe, and
+habitable in every part where there was land; yet the truth of this
+is now too well known even to be told. [NOTE: I cannot discover the
+source of this statement concerning the ancient author whose Irish
+name Feirghill was Latinized into Virgilius. The British Museum
+possesses a copy of the work (Decalogiunt) which was the pretext of
+the charge of heresy made by Boniface, Archbishop of Mayence, against
+Virgilius, Abbot -- bishop of Salzburg, These were leaders of the
+rival "British" and "Roman parties, and the British champion made a
+countercharge against Boniface of irreligious practices." Boniface
+had to express a "regret," but none the less pursued his rival. The
+Pope, Zachary II., decided that if his alleged "doctrine, against God
+and his soul, that beneath the earth there is another world, other
+men, or sun and moon," should be acknowledged by Virgilius, he should
+be excommunicated by a Council and condemned with canonical
+sanctions. Whatever may have been the fate involved by condemnation
+with "canonicis sanctionibus," in the middle of the eighth century,
+it did not fall on Virgilius. His accuser, Boniface, was martyred,
+755, and it is probable that Virgilius harmonied his Antipodes with
+orthodoxy. The gravamen of the heresy seems to have been the
+suggestion that there were men not of the progeny of Adam. Virgilius
+was made Bishop of Salzburg in 768. He bore until his death, 789, the
+curious title, "Geometer and Solitary," or "lone wayfarer"
+(Solivagus). A suspicion of heresy clung to his memory until 1233,
+when he was raised by Gregory IX, to sainthood beside his accuser,
+St. Boniface. -- Editor. (Conway)]
+
+If the belief of errors not morally bad did no mischief, it would
+make no part of the moral duty of man to oppose and remove them.
+There was no moral ill in believing the earth was flat like a
+trencher, any more than there was moral virtue in believing it was
+round like a globe; neither was there any moral ill in believing that
+the Creator made no other world than this, any more than there was
+moral virtue in believing that he made millions, and that the
+infinity of space is filled with worlds. But when a system of
+religion is made to grow out of a supposed system of creation that is
+not true, and to unite itself therewith in a manner almost
+inseparable therefrom, the case assumes an entirely different ground.
+It is then that errors, not morally bad, become fraught with the same
+mischiefs as if they were. It is then that the truth, though
+otherwise indifferent itself, becomes an essential, by becoming the
+criterion that either confirms by corresponding evidence, or denies
+by contradictory evidence, the reality of the religion itself. In
+this view of the case it is the moral duty of man to obtain every
+possible evidence that the structure of the heavens, or any other
+part of creation affords, with respect to systems of religion. But
+this, the supporters or partizans of the christian system, as if
+dreading the result, incessantly opposed, and not only rejected the
+sciences, but persecuted the professors. Had Newton or Descartes
+lived three or four hundred years ago, and pursued their studies as
+they did, it is most probable they would not have lived to finish
+them; and had Franklin drawn lightning from the clouds at the same
+time, it would have been at the hazard of expiring for it in flames.
+
+Later times have laid all the blame upon the Goths and Vandals, but,
+however unwilling the partizans of the Christian system may be to
+believe or to acknowledge it, it is nevertheless true, that the age
+of ignorance commenced with the Christian system. There was more
+knowledge in the world before that period, than for many centuries
+afterwards; and as to religious knowledge, the Christian system, as
+already said, was only another species of mythology; and the
+mythology to which it succeeded, was a corruption of an ancient
+system of theism. [NOTE by Paine: It is impossible for us now to know
+at what time the heathen mythology began; but it is certain, from the
+internal evidence that it carries, that it did not begin in the same
+state or condition in which it ended. All the gods of that mythology,
+except Saturn, were of modern invention. The supposed reign of Saturn
+was prior to that which is called the heathen mythology, and was so
+far a species of theism that it admitted the belief of only one God.
+Saturn is supposed to have abdicated the govemment in favour of his
+three sons and one daughter, Jupiter, Pluto, Neptune, and Juno; after
+this, thousands of other gods and demigods were imaginarily created,
+and the calendar of gods increased as fast as the calendar of saints
+and the calendar of courts have increased since.
+
+All the corruptions that have taken place, in theology and in
+religion have been produced by admitting of what man calls 'revealed
+religion.' The mythologists pretended to more revealed religion than
+the christians do. They had their oracles and their priests, who were
+supposed to receive and deliver the word of God verbally on almost
+all occasions.
+
+Since then all corruptions down from Moloch to modern
+predestinarianism, and the human sacrifices of the heathens to the
+christian sacrifice of the Creator, have been produced by admitting
+of what is called revealed religion, the most effectual means to
+prevent all such evils and impositions is, not to admit of any other
+revelation than that which is manifested in the book of Creation.,
+and to contemplate the Creation as the only true and real word of God
+that ever did or ever will exist; and every thing else called the
+word of God is fable and imposition. -- Author.]
+
+It is owing to this long interregnum of science, and to no other
+cause, that we have now to look back through a vast chasm of many
+hundred years to the respectable characters we call the Ancients. Had
+the progression of knowledge gone on proportionably with the stock
+that before existed, that chasm would have been filled up with
+characters rising superior in knowledge to each other; and those
+Ancients we now so much admire would have appeared respectably in the
+background of the scene. But the christian system laid all waste; and
+if we take our stand about the beginning of the sixteenth century, we
+look back through that long chasm, to the times of the Ancients, as
+over a vast sandy desert, in which not a shrub appears to intercept
+the vision to the fertile hills beyond.
+
+It is an inconsistency scarcely possible to be credited, that any
+thing should exist, under the name of a religion, that held it to be
+irreligious to study and contemplate the structure of the universe
+that God had made. But the fact is too well established to be denied.
+The event that served more than any other to break the first link in
+this long chain of despotic ignorance, is that known by the name of
+the Reformation by Luther. From that time, though it does not appear
+to have made any part of the intention of Luther, or of those who are
+called Reformers, the Sciences began to revive, and Liberality, their
+natural associate, began to appear. This was the only public good the
+Reformation did; for, with respect to religious good, it might as
+well not have taken place. The mythology still continued the same;
+and a multiplicity of National Popes grew out of the downfall of the
+Pope of Christendom.
+
+CHAPTER XIII - COMPARISON OF CHRISTIANISM WITH THE RELIGIOUS IDEAS
+INSPIRED BY NATURE.
+
+HAVING thus shewn, from the internal evidence of things, the cause
+that produced a change in the state of learning, and the motive for
+substituting the study of the dead languages, in the place of the
+Sciences, I proceed, in addition to the several observations already
+made in the former part of this work, to compare, or rather to
+confront, the evidence that the structure of the universe affords,
+with the christian system of religion. But as I cannot begin this
+part better than by referring to the ideas that occurred to me at an
+early part of life, and which I doubt not have occurred in some
+degree to almost every other person at one time or other, I shall
+state what those ideas were, and add thereto such other matter as
+shall arise out of the subject, giving to the whole, by way of
+preface, a short introduction.
+
+My father being of the quaker profession, it was my good fortune to
+have an exceedingly good moral education, and a tolerable stock of
+useful learning. Though I went to the grammar school, I did not learn
+Latin, not only because I had no inclination to learn languages, but
+because of the objection the quakers have against the books in which
+the language is taught. But this did not prevent me from being
+acquainted with the subjects of all the Latin books used in the
+school.
+
+The natural bent of my mind was to science. I had some turn, and I
+believe some talent for poetry; but this I rather repressed than
+encouraged, as leading too much into the field of imagination. As
+soon as I was able, I purchased a pair of globes, and attended the
+philosophical lectures of Martin and Ferguson, and became afterwards
+acquainted with Dr. Bevis, of the society called the Royal Society,
+then living in the Temple, and an excellent astronomer.
+
+I had no disposition for what was called politics. It presented to my
+mind no other idea than is contained in the word jockeyship. When,
+therefore, I turned my thoughts towards matters of government, I had
+to form a system for myself, that accorded with the moral and
+philosophic principles in which I had been educated. I saw, or at
+least I thought I saw, a vast scene opening itself to the world in
+the affairs of America; and it appeared to me, that unless the
+Americans changed the plan they were then pursuing, with respect to
+the government of England, and declared themselves independent, they
+would not only involve themselves in a multiplicity of new
+difficulties, but shut out the prospect that was then offering itself
+to mankind through their means. It was from these motives that I
+published the work known by the name of Common Sense, which is the
+first work I ever did publish, and so far as I can judge of myself, I
+believe I should never have been known in the world as an author on
+any subject whatever, had it not been for the affairs of America. I
+wrote Common Sense the latter end of the year 1775, and published it
+the first of January, 1776. Independence was declared the fourth of
+July following. [NOTE: The pamphlet Common Sense was first
+advertised, as "just published," on January 10, 1776. His plea for
+the Officers of Excise, written before leaving England, was printed,
+but not published until 1793. Despite his reiterated assertion that
+Common Sense was the first work he ever published the notion that he
+was "junius" still finds some believers. An indirect comment on our
+Paine-Junians may be found in Part 2 of this work where Paine says a
+man capable of writing Homer "would not have thrown away his own fame
+by giving it to another." It is probable that Paine ascribed the
+Letters of Junius to Thomas Hollis. His friend F. Lanthenas, in his
+translation of the Age of Reason (1794) advertises his translation of
+the Letters of Junius from the English "(Thomas Hollis)." This he
+could hardly have done without consultation with Paine. Unfortunately
+this translation of Junius cannot be found either in the Bibliotheque
+Nationale or the British Museum, and it cannot be said whether it
+contains any attempt at an identification of Junius -- Editor.]
+
+Any person, who has made observations on the state and progress of
+the human mind, by observing his own, can not but have observed, that
+there are two distinct classes of what are called Thoughts; those
+that we produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking,
+and those that bolt into the mind of their own accord. I have always
+made it a rule to treat those voluntary visitors with civility,
+taking care to examine, as well as I was able, if they were worth
+entertaining; and it is from them I have acquired almost all the
+knowledge that I have. As to the learning that any person gains from
+school education, it serves only, like a small capital, to put him in
+the way of beginning learning for himself afterwards. Every person of
+learning is finally his own teacher; the reason of which is, that
+principles, being of a distinct quality to circumstances, cannot be
+impressed upon the memory; their place of mental residence is the
+understanding, and they are never so lasting as when they begin by
+conception. Thus much for the introductory part.
+
+From the time I was capable of conceiving an idea, and acting upon it
+by reflection, I either doubted the truth of the christian system, or
+thought it to be a strange affair; I scarcely knew which it was: but
+I well remember, when about seven or eight years of age, hearing a
+sermon read by a relation of mine, who was a great devotee of the
+church, upon the subject of what is called Redemption by the death of
+the Son of God. After the sermon was ended, I went into the garden,
+and as I was going down the garden steps (for I perfectly recollect
+the spot) I revolted at the recollection of what I had heard, and
+thought to myself that it was making God Almighty act like a
+passionate man, that killed his son, when he could not revenge
+himself any other way; and as I was sure a man would be hanged that
+did such a thing, I could not see for what purpose they preached such
+sermons. This was not one of those kind of thoughts that had any
+thing in it of childish levity; it was to me a serious reflection,
+arising from the idea I had that God was too good to do such an
+action, and also too almighty to be under any necessity of doing it.
+I believe in the same manner to this moment; and I moreover believe,
+that any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the
+mind of a child, cannot be a true system.
+
+It seems as if parents of the christian profession were ashamed to
+tell their children any thing about the principles of their religion.
+They sometimes instruct them in morals, and talk to them of the
+goodness of what they call Providence; for the Christian mythology
+has five deities: there is God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy
+Ghost, the God Providence, and the Goddess Nature. But the christian
+story of God the Father putting his son to death, or employing people
+to do it, (for that is the plain language of the story,) cannot be
+told by a parent to a child; and to tell him that it was done to make
+mankind happier and better, is making the story still worse; as if
+mankind could be improved by the example of murder; and to tell him
+that all this is a mystery, is only making an excuse for the
+incredibility of it.
+
+How different is this to the pure and simple profession of Deism! The
+true deist has but one Deity; and his religion consists in
+contemplating the power, wisdom, and benignity of the Deity in his
+works, and in endeavouring to imitate him in every thing moral,
+scientifical, and mechanical.
+
+The religion that approaches the nearest of all others to true Deism,
+in the moral and benign part thereof, is that professed by the
+quakers: but they have contracted themselves too much by leaving the
+works of God out of their system. Though I reverence their
+philanthropy, I can not help smiling at the conceit, that if the
+taste of a quaker could have been consulted at the creation, what a
+silent and drab-colored creation it would have been! Not a flower
+would have blossomed its gaieties, nor a bird been permitted to sing.
+
+Quitting these reflections, I proceed to other matters. After I had
+made myself master of the use of the globes, and of the orrery, [NOTE
+by Paine: As this book may fall into the bands of persons who do not
+know what an orrery is, it is for their information I add this note,
+as the name gives no idea of the uses of the thing. The orrery has
+its name from the person who invented it. It is a machinery of
+clock-work, representing the universe in miniature: and in which the
+revolution of the earth round itself and round the sun, the
+revolution of the moon round the earth, the revolution of the planets
+round the sun, their relative distances from the sun, as the center
+of the whole system, their relative distances from each other, and
+their different magnitudes, are represented as they really exist in
+what we call the heavens. -- Author.] and conceived an idea of the
+infinity of space, and of the eternal divisibility of matter, and
+obtained, at least, a general knowledge of what was called natural
+philosophy, I began to compare, or, as I have before said, to
+confront, the internal evidence those things afford with the
+christian system of faith.
+
+Though it is not a direct article of the christian system that this
+world that we inhabit is the whole of the habitable creation, yet it
+is so worked up therewith, from what is called the Mosaic account of
+the creation, the story of Eve and the apple, and the counterpart of
+that story, the death of the Son of God, that to believe otherwise,
+that is, to believe that God created a plurality of worlds, at least
+as numerous as what we call stars, renders the christian system of
+faith at once little and ridiculous; and scatters it in the mind like
+feathers in the air. The two beliefs can not be held together in the
+same mind; and he who thinks that be believes both, has thought but
+little of either.
+
+Though the belief of a plurality of worlds was familiar to the
+ancients, it is only within the last three centuries that the extent
+and dimensions of this globe that we inhabit have been ascertained.
+Several vessels, following the tract of the ocean, have sailed
+entirely round the world, as a man may march in a circle, and come
+round by the contrary side of the circle to the spot he set out from.
+The circular dimensions of our world, in the widest part, as a man
+would measure the widest round of an apple, or a ball, is only
+twenty-five thousand and twenty English miles, reckoning sixty-nine
+miles and an half to an equatorial degree, and may be sailed round in
+the space of about three years. [NOTE by Paine: Allowing a ship to
+sail, on an average, three miles in an hour, she would sail entirely
+round the world in less than one year, if she could sail in a direct
+circle, but she is obliged to follow the course of the ocean. --
+Author.]
+
+A world of this extent may, at first thought, appear to us to be
+great; but if we compare it with the immensity of space in which it
+is suspended, like a bubble or a balloon in the air, it is infinitely
+less in proportion than the smallest grain of sand is to the size of
+the world, or the finest particle of dew to the whole ocean, and is
+therefore but small; and, as will be hereafter shown, is only one of
+a system of worlds, of which the universal creation is composed.
+
+It is not difficult to gain some faint idea of the immensity of space
+in which this and all the other worlds are suspended, if we follow a
+progression of ideas. When we think of the size or dimensions of, a
+room, our ideas limit themselves to the walls, and there they stop.
+But when our eye, or our imagination darts into space, that is, when
+it looks upward into what we call the open air, we cannot conceive
+any walls or boundaries it can have; and if for the sake of resting
+our ideas we suppose a boundary, the question immediately renews
+itself, and asks, what is beyond that boundary? and in the same
+manner, what beyond the next boundary? and so on till the fatigued
+imagination returns and says, there is no end. Certainly, then, the
+Creator was not pent for room when he made this world no larger than
+it is; and we have to seek the reason in something else.
+
+If we take a survey of our own world, or rather of this, of which the
+Creator has given us the use as our portion in the immense system of
+creation, we find every part of it, the earth, the waters, and the
+air that surround it, filled, and as it were crouded with life, down
+from the largest animals that we know of to the smallest insects the
+naked eye can behold, and from thence to others still smaller, and
+totally invisible without the assistance of the microscope. Every
+tree, every plant, every leaf, serves not only as an habitation, but
+as a world to some numerous race, till animal existence becomes so
+exceedingly refined, that the effluvia of a blade of grass would be
+food for thousands.
+
+Since then no part of our earth is left unoccupied, why is it to be
+supposed that the immensity of space is a naked void, lying in
+eternal waste? There is room for millions of worlds as large or
+larger than ours, and each of them millions of miles apart from each
+other.
+
+Having now arrived at this point, if we carry our ideas only one
+thought further, we shall see, perhaps, the true reason, at least a
+very good reason for our happiness, why the Creator, instead of
+making one immense world, extending over an immense quantity of
+space, has preferred dividing that quantity of matter into several
+distinct and separate worlds, which we call planets, of which our
+earth is one. But before I explain my ideas upon this subject, it is
+necessary (not for the sake of those that already know, but for those
+who do not) to show what the system of the universe is.
+
+CHAPTER XIV - SYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE.
+
+THAT part of the universe that is called the solar system (meaning
+the system of worlds to which our earth belongs, and of which Sol, or
+in English language, the Sun, is the center) consists, besides the
+Sun, of six distinct orbs, or planets, or worlds, besides the
+secondary bodies, called the satellites, or moons, of which our earth
+has one that attends her in her annual revolution round the Sun, in
+like manner as the other satellites or moons, attend the planets or
+worlds to which they severally belong, as may be seen by the
+assistance of the telescope.
+
+The Sun is the center round which those six worlds or planets revolve
+at different distances therefrom, and in circles concentric to each
+other. Each world keeps constantly in nearly the same tract round the
+Sun, and continues at the same time turning round itself, in nearly
+an upright position, as a top turns round itself when it is spinning
+on the ground, and leans a little sideways.
+
+It is this leaning of the earth (231/2 degrees) that occasions summer
+and winter, and the different length of days and nights. If the earth
+turned round itself in a position perpendicular to the plane or level
+of the circle it moves in round the Sun, as a top turns round when it
+stands erect on the ground, the days and nights would be always of
+the same length, twelve hours day and twelve hours night, and the
+season would be uniformly the same throughout the year.
+
+Every time that a planet (our earth for example) turns round itself,
+it makes what we call day and night; and every time it goes entirely
+round the Sun, it makes what we call a year, consequently our world
+turns three hundred and sixty-five times round itself, in going once
+round the Sun.
+
+The names that the ancients gave to those six worlds, and which are
+still called by the same names, are Mercury, Venus, this world that
+we call ours, Mars, Jupitcr, and Saturn. They appear larger to the
+eye than the stars, being many million miles nearer to our earth than
+any of the stars are. The planet Venus is that which is called the
+evening star, and sometimes the morning star, as she happens to set
+after, or rise before the Sun, which in either case is never more
+than three hours.
+
+The Sun as before said being the center, the planet or world nearest
+the Sun is Mercury; his distance from the Sun is thirty- four million
+miles, and he moves round in a circle always at that distance from
+the Sun, as a top may be supposed to spin round in the tract in
+which a horse goes in a mill. The second world is Venus; she is
+fifty-seven million miles distant from the Sun, and consequently
+moves round in a circle much greater than that of Mercury. The third
+world is this that we inhabit, and which is eighty-eight million
+miles distant from the Sun, and consequently moves round in a circle
+greater than that of Venus. The fourth world is Mars; he is distant
+from the sun one hundred and thirty- four million miles, and
+consequently moves round in a circle greater than that of our earth.
+The fifth is Jupiter; he is distant from the Sun five hundred and
+fifty-seven million miles, and consequently moves round in a circle
+greater than that of Mars. The sixth world is Saturn; he is distant
+from the Sun seven hundred and sixty-three million miles, and
+consequently moves round in a circle that surrounds the circles or
+orbits of all the other worlds or planets.
+
+The space, therefore, in the air, or in the immensity of space, that
+our solar system takes up for the several worlds to perform their
+revolutions in round the Sun, is of the extent in a strait lirie of
+the whole diameter of the orbit or circle in which Saturn moves round
+the Sun, which being double his distance from the Sun, is fifteen
+hundred and twenty-six million miles; and its circular extent is
+nearly five thousand million; and its globical content is almost
+three thousand five hundred million times three thousand five hundred
+million square miles. [NOTE by Paine: If it should be asked, how can
+man know these things? I have one plain answer to give, which is,
+that man knows how to calculate an eclipse, and also how to calculate
+to a minute of time when the planet Venus, in making her revolutions
+round the Sun, will come in a strait line between our earth and the
+Sun, and will appear to us about the size of a large pea passing
+across the face of the Sun. This happens but twice in about a hundred
+years, at the distance of about eight years from each other, and has
+happened twice in our time, both of which were foreknown by
+calculation. It can also be known when they will happen again for a
+thousand years to come, or to any other portion of time. As
+therefore, man could not be able to do these things if he did not
+understand the solar system, and the manner in which the revolutions
+of the several planets or worlds are performed, the fact of
+calculating an eclipse, or a transit of Venus, is a proof in point
+that the knowledge exists; and as to a few thousand, or even a few
+million miles, more or less, it makes scarcely any sensible
+difference in such immense distances. -- Author.]
+
+But this, immense as it is, is only one system of worlds. Beyond
+this, at a vast distance into space, far beyond all power of
+calculation, are the stars called the fixed stars. They are called
+fixed, because they have no revolutionary motion, as the six worlds
+or planets have that I have been describing. Those fixed stars
+continue always at the same distance from each other, and always in
+the same place, as the Sun does in the center of our system. The
+probability, therefore, is that each of those fixed stars is also a
+Sun, round which another system of worlds or planets, though too
+remote for us to discover, performs its revolutions, as our system of
+worlds does round our central Sun. By this easy progression of ideas,
+the immensity of space will appear to us to be filled with systems of
+worlds; and that no part of space lies at waste, any more than any
+part of our globe of earth and water is left unoccupied.
+
+Having thus endeavoured to convey, in a familiar and easy manner,
+some idea of the structure of the universe, I return to explain what
+I before alluded to, namely, the great benefits arising to man in
+consequence of the Creator having made a Plurality of worlds, such as
+our system is, consisting of a central Sun and six worlds, besides
+satellites, in preference to that of creating one world only of a
+vast extent.
+
+CHAPTER XV - ADVANTAGES OF THE EXISTENCE OF MANY WORLDS IN EACH SOLAR
+SYSTEM.
+
+IT is an idea I have never lost sight of, that all our knowledge of
+science is derived from the revolutions (exhibited to our eye and
+from thence to our understanding) which those several planets or
+worlds of which our system is composed make in their circuit round
+the Sun.
+
+Had then the quantity of matter which these six worlds contain been
+blended into one solitary globe, the consequence to us would have
+been, that either no revolutionary motion would have existed, or not
+a sufficiency of it to give us the ideas and the knowledge of science
+we now have; and it is from the sciences that all the mechanical arts
+that contribute so much to our earthly felicity and comfort are
+derived.
+
+As therefore the Creator made nothing in vain, so also must it be
+believed that be organized the structure of the universe in the most
+advantageous manner for the benefit of man; and as we see, and from
+experience feel, the benefits we derive from the structure of the
+universe, formed as it is, which benefits we should not have had the
+opportunity of enjoying if the structure, so far as relates to our
+system, had been a solitary globe, we can discover at least one
+reason why a plurality of worlds has been made, and that reason calls
+forth the devotional gratitude of man, as well as his admiration.
+
+But it is not to us, the inhabitants of this globe, only, that the
+benefits arising from a plurality of worlds are limited. The
+inhabitants of each of the worlds of which our system is composed,
+enjoy the same opportunities of knowledge as we do. They behold the
+revolutionary motions of our earth, as we behold theirs. All the
+planets revolve in sight of each other; and, therefore, the same
+universal school of science presents itself to all.
+
+Neither does the knowledge stop here. The system of worlds next to us
+exhibits, in its revolutions, the same principles and school of
+science, to the inhabitants of their system, as our system does to
+us, and in like manner throughout the immensity of space.
+
+Our ideas, not only of the almightiness of the Creator, but of his
+wisdom and his beneficence, become enlarged in proportion as we
+contemplate the extent and the structure of the universe. The
+solitary idea of a solitary world, rolling or at rest in the immense
+ocean of space, gives place to the cheerful idea of a society of
+worlds, so happily contrived as to administer, even by their motion,
+instruction to man. We see our own earth filled with abundance; but
+we forget to consider how much of that abundance is owing to the
+scientific knowledge the vast machinery of the universe has unfolded.
+
+CHAPTER XVI - APPLICATION OF THE PRECEDING TO THE SYSTEM OF THE
+CHRISTIANS.
+
+BUT, in the midst of those reflections, what are we to think of the
+christian system of faith that forms itself upon the idea of only one
+world, and that of no greater extent, as is before shown, than
+twenty-five thousand miles. An extent which a man, walking at the
+rate of three miles an hour for twelve hours in the day, could he
+keep on in a circular direction, would walk entirely round in less
+than two years. Alas! what is this to the mighty ocean of space, and
+the almighty power of the Creator!
+
+From whence then could arise the solitary and strange conceit that
+the Almighty, who had millions of worlds equally dependent on his
+protection, should quit the care of all the rest, and come to die in
+our world, because, they say, one man and one woman had eaten an
+apple! And, on the other hand, are we to suppose that every world in
+the boundless creation had an Eve, an apple, a serpent, and a
+redeemer? In this case, the person who is irreverently called the Son
+of God, and sometimes God himself, would have nothing else to do than
+to travel from world to world, in an endless succession of death,
+with scarcely a momentary interval of life.
+
+It has been by rejecting the evidence, that the word, or works of God
+in the creation, affords to our senses, and the action of our reason
+upon that evidence, that so many wild and whimsical systems of faith,
+and of religion, have been fabricated and set up. There may be many
+systems of religion that so far from being morally bad are in many
+respects morally good: but there can be but ONE that is true; and
+that one necessarily must, as it ever will, be in all things
+consistent with the ever existing word of God that we behold in his
+works. But such is the strange construction of the christian system
+of faith, that every evidence the heavens affords to man, either
+directly contradicts it or renders it absurd.
+
+It is possible to believe, and I always feel pleasure in encouraging
+myself to believe it, that there have been men in the world who
+persuaded themselves that what is called a pious fraud, might, at
+least under particular circumstances, be productive of some good. But
+the fraud being once established, could not afterwards be explained;
+for it is with a pious fraud as with a bad action, it begets a
+calamitous necessity of going on.
+
+The persons who first preached the christian system of faith, and in
+some measure combined with it the morality preached by Jesus Christ,
+might persuade themselves that it was better than the heathen
+mythology that then prevailed. From the first preachers the fraud
+went on to the second, and to the third, till the idea of its being a
+pious fraud became lost in the belief of its being true; and that
+belief became again encouraged by the interest of those who made a
+livelihood by preaching it.
+
+But though such a belief might, by such means, be rendered almost
+general among the laity, it is next to impossible to account for the
+continual persecution carried on by the church, for several hundred
+years, against the sciences, and against the professors of science,
+if the church had not some record or tradition that it was originally
+no other than a pious fraud, or did not foresee that it could not be
+maintained against the evidence that the structure of the universe
+afforded.
+
+CHAPTER XVII - OF THE MEANS EMPLOYED IN ALL TIME, AND ALMOST
+UNIVERSALLY, TO DECEIVE THE PEOPLES.
+
+HAVING thus shown the irreconcileable inconsistencies between the
+real word of God existing in the universe, and that which is called
+the word of God, as shown to us in a printed book that any man might
+make, I proceed to speak of the three principal means that have been
+employed in all ages, and perhaps in all countries, to impose upon
+mankind.
+
+Those three means are Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, The first two
+are incompatible with true religion, and the third ought always to be
+suspected.
+
+With respect to Mystery, everything we behold is, in one sense, a
+mystery to us. Our own existence is a mystery: the whole vegetable
+world is a mystery. We cannot account how it is that an acorn, when
+put into the ground, is made to develop itself and become an oak. We
+know not how it is that the seed we sow unfolds and multiplies
+itself, and returns to us such an abundant interest for so small a
+capital.
+
+The fact however, as distinct from the operating cause, is not a
+mystery, because we see it; and we know also the means we are to use,
+which is no other than putting the seed in the ground. We know,
+therefore, as much as is necessary for us to know; and that part of
+the operation that we do not know, and which if we did, we could not
+perform, the Creator takes upon himself and performs it for us. We
+are, therefore, better off than if we had been let into the secret,
+and left to do it for ourselves.
+
+But though every created thing is, in this sense, a mystery, the word
+mystery cannot be applied to moral truth, any more than obscurity can
+be applied to light. The God in whom we believe is a God of moral
+truth, and not a God of mystery or obscurity. Mystery is the
+antagonist of truth. It is a fog of human invention that obscures
+truth, and represents it in distortion. Truth never invelops itself
+in mystery; and the mystery in which it is at any time enveloped, is
+the work of its antagonist, and never of itself.
+
+Religion, therefore, being the belief of a God, and the practice of
+moral truth, cannot have connection with mystery. The belief of a
+God, so far from having any thing of mystery in it, is of all beliefs
+the most easy, because it arises to us, as is before observed, out of
+necessity. And the practice of moral truth, or, in other words, a
+practical imitation of the moral goodness of God, is no other than
+our acting towards each other as he acts benignly towards all. We
+cannot serve God in the manner we serve those who cannot do without
+such service; and, therefore, the only idea we can have of serving
+God, is that of contributing to the happiness of the living creation
+that God has made. This cannot be done by retiring ourselves from the
+society of the world, and spending a recluse life in selfish devotion.
+
+The very nature and design of religion, if I may so express it, prove
+even to demonstration that it must be free from every thing of
+mystery, and unincumbered with every thing that is mysterious.
+Religion, considered as a duty, is incumbent upon every living soul
+alike, and, therefore, must be on a level to the understanding and
+comprehension of all. Man does not learn religion as he learns the
+secrets and mysteries of a trade. He learns the theory of religion by
+reflection. It arises out of the action of his own mind upon the
+things which he sees, or upon what he may happen to hear or to read,
+and the practice joins itself thereto.
+
+When men, whether from policy or pious fraud, set up systems of
+religion incompatible with the word or works of God in the creation,
+and not only above but repugnant to human comprehension, they were
+under the necessity of inventing or adopting a word that should serve
+as a bar to all questions, inquiries and speculations. The word
+mystery answered this purpose, and thus it has happened that
+religion, which is in itself without mystery, has been corrupted into
+a fog of mysteries.
+
+As mystery answered all general purposes, miracle followed as an
+occasional auxiliary. The former served to bewilder the mind, the
+latter to puzzle the senses. The one was the lingo, the other the
+legerdemain.
+
+But before going further into this subject, it will be proper to
+inquire what is to be understood by a miracle.
+
+In the same sense that every thing may be said to be a mystery, so
+also may it be said that every thing is a miracle, and that no one
+thing is a greater miracle than another. The elephant, though larger,
+is not a greater miracle than a mite: nor a mountain a greater
+miracle than an atom. To an almighty power it is no more difficult to
+make the one than the other, and no more difficult to make a million
+of worlds than to make one. Every thing, therefore, is a miracle, in
+one sense; whilst, in the other sense, there is no such thing as a
+miracle. It is a miracle when compared to our power, and to our
+comprehension. It is not a miracle compared to the power that
+performs it. But as nothing in this description conveys the idea that
+is affixed to the word miracle, it is necessary to carry the inquiry
+further.
+
+Mankind have conceived to themselves certain laws, by which what they
+call nature is supposed to act; and that a miracle is something
+contrary to the operation and effect of those laws. But unless we
+know the whole extent of those laws, and of what are commonly called
+the powers of nature, we are not able to judge whether any thing that
+may appear to us wonderful or miraculous, be within, or be beyond, or
+be contrary to, her natural power of acting.
+
+The ascension of a man several miles high into the air, would have
+everything in it that constitutes the idea of a miracle, if it were
+not known that a species of air can be generated several times
+lighter than the common atmospheric air, and yet possess elasticity
+enough to prevent the balloon, in which that light air is inclosed,
+from being compressed into as many times less bulk, by the common air
+that surrounds it. In like manner, extracting flashes or sparks of
+fire from the human body, as visibly as from a steel struck with a
+flint, and causing iron or steel to move without any visible agent,
+would also give the idea of a miracle, if we were not acquainted with
+electricity and magnetism; so also would many other experiments in
+natural philosophy, to those who are not acquainted with the subject.
+The restoring persons to life who are to appearance dead as is
+practised upon drowned persons, would also be a miracle, if it were
+not known that animation is capable of being suspended without being
+extinct.
+
+Besides these, there are performances by slight of hand, and by
+persons acting in concert, that have a miraculous appearance, which,
+when known, are thought nothing of. And, besides these, there are
+mechanical and optical deceptions. There is now an exhibition in
+Paris of ghosts or spectres, which, though it is not imposed upon the
+spectators as a fact, has an astonishing appearance. As, therefore,
+we know not the extent to which either nature or art can go, there is
+no criterion to determine what a miracle is; and mankind, in giving
+credit to appearances, under the idea of their being miracles, are
+subject to be continually imposed upon.
+
+Since then appearances are so capable of deceiving, and things not
+real have a strong resemblance to things that are, nothing can be
+more inconsistent than to suppose that the Almighty would make use of
+means, such as are called miracles, that would subject the person who
+performed them to the suspicion of being an impostor, and the person
+who related them to be suspected of lying, and the doctrine intended
+to be supported thereby to be suspected as a fabulous invention.
+
+Of all the modes of evidence that ever were invented to obtain belief
+to any system or opinion to which the name of religion has been
+given, that of miracle, however successful the imposition may have
+been, is the most inconsistent. For, in the first place, whenever
+recourse is had to show, for the purpose of procuring that belief
+(for a miracle, under any idea of the word, is a show) it implies a
+lameness or weakness in the doctrine that is preached. And, in the
+second place, it is degrading the Almighty into the character of a
+show-man, playing tricks to amuse and make the people stare and
+wonder. It is also the most equivocal sort of evidence that can be
+set up; for the belief is not to depend upon the thing called a
+miracle, but upon the credit of the reporter, who says that he saw
+it; and, therefore, the thing, were it true, would have no better
+chance of being believed than if it were a lie.
+
+Suppose I were to say, that when I sat down to write this book, a
+hand presented itself in the air, took up the pen and wrote every
+word that is herein written; would any body believe me? Certainly
+they would not. Would they believe me a whit the more if the thing
+had been a fact? Certainly they would not. Since then a real miracle,
+were it to happen, would be subject to the same fate as the
+falsehood, the inconsistency becomes the greater of supposing the
+Almighty would make use of means that would not answer the purpose
+for which they were intended, even if they were real.
+
+If we are to suppose a miracle to be something so entirely out of the
+course of what is called nature, that she must go out of that course
+to accomplish it, and we see an account given of such a miracle by
+the person who said he saw it, it raises a question in the mind very
+easily decided, which is, -- Is it more probable that nature should
+go out of her course, or that a man should tell a lie? We have never
+seen, in our time, nature go out of her course; but we have good
+reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same
+time; it is, therefore, at least millions to one, that the reporter
+of a miracle tells a lie.
+
+The story of the whale swallowing Jonah, though a whale is large
+enough to do it, borders greatly on the marvellous; but it would
+have approached nearer to the idea of a miracle, if Jonah had
+swallowed the whale. In this, which may serve for all cases of
+miracles, the matter would decide itself as before stated, namely, Is
+it more probable that a man should have, swallowed a whale, or told a
+lie?
+
+But suppose that Jonah had really swallowed the whale, and gone with
+it in his belly to Nineveh, and to convince the people that it was
+true have cast it up in their sight, of the full length and size of a
+whale, would they not have believed him to have been the devil
+instead of a prophet? or if the whale had carried Jonah to Nineveh,
+and cast him up in the same public manner, would they not have
+believed the whale to have been the devil, and Jonah one of his imps?
+
+The most extraordinary of all the things called miracles, related in
+the New Testament, is that of the devil flying away with Jesus
+Christ, and carrying him to the top of a high mountain; and to the
+top of the highest pinnacle of the temple, and showing him and
+promising to him all the kingdoms of the world. How happened it that
+he did not discover America? or is it only with kingdoms that his
+sooty highness has any interest.
+
+I have too much respect for the moral character of Christ to believe
+that he told this whale of a miracle himself: neither is it easy to
+account for what purpose it could have been fabricated, unless it
+were to impose upon the connoisseurs of miracles, as is sometimes
+practised upon the connoisseurs of Queen Anne's farthings, and
+collectors of relics and antiquities; or to render the belief of
+miracles ridiculous, by outdoing miracle, as Don Quixote outdid
+chivalry; or to embarrass the belief of miracles, by making it
+doubtful by what power, whether of God or of the devil, any thing
+called a miracle was performed. It requires, however, a great deal of
+faith in the devil to believe this miracle.
+
+In every point of view in which those things called miracles can be
+placed and considered, the reality of them is improbable, and their
+existence unnecessary. They would not, as before observed, answer any
+useful purpose, even if they were true; for it is more difficult to
+obtain belief to a miracle, than to a principle evidently moral,
+without any miracle. Moral principle speaks universally for itself.
+Miracle could be but a thing of the moment, and seen but by a few;
+after this it requires a transfer of faith from God to man to believe
+a miracle upon man's report. Instead, therefore, of admitting the
+recitals of miracles as evidence of any system of religion being
+true, they ought to be considered as symptoms of its being fabulous.
+It is necessary to the full and upright character of truth that it
+rejects the crutch; and it is consistent with the character of fable
+to seek the aid that truth rejects. Thus much for Mystery and Miracle.
+
+As Mystery and Miracle took charge of the past and the present,
+Prophecy took charge of the future, and rounded the tenses of faith.
+It was not sufficient to know what had been done, but what would be
+done. The supposed prophet was the supposed historian of times to
+come; and if he happened, in shooting with a long bow of a thousand
+years, to strike within a thousand miles of a mark, the ingenuity of
+posterity could make it point-blank; and if he happened to be
+directly wrong, it was only to suppose, as in the case of Jonah and
+Nineveh, that God had repented himself and changed his mind. What a
+fool do fabulous systems make of man!
+
+It has been shewn, in a former part of this work, that the original
+meaning of the words prophet and prohesying has been changed, and
+that a prophet, in the sense of the word as now used, is a creature
+of modern invention; and it is owing to this change in the meaning of
+the words, that the flights and metaphors of the Jewish poets, and
+phrases and expressions now rendered obscure by our not being
+acquainted with the local circumstances to which they applied at the
+time they were used, have been erected into prophecies, and made to
+bend to explanations at the will and whimsical conceits of sectaries,
+expounders, and commentators. Every thing unintelligible was
+prophetical, and every thing insignificant was typical. A blunder
+would have served for a prophecy; and a dish-clout for a type.
+
+If by a prophet we are to suppose a man to whom the Almighty
+communicated some event that would take place in future, either there
+were such men, or there were not. If there were, it is consistent to
+believe that the event so communicated would be told in terms that
+could be understood, and not related in such a loose and obscure
+manner as to be out of the comprehension of those that heard it, and
+so equivocal as to fit almost any circumstance that might happen
+afterwards. It is conceiving very irreverently of the Almighty, to
+suppose he would deal in this jesting manner with mankind; yet all
+the things called prophecies in the book called the Bible come under
+this description.
+
+But it is with Prophecy as it is with Miracle. It could not answer
+the purpose even if it were real. Those to whom a prophecy should be
+told could not tell whether the man prophesied or lied, or whether it
+had been revealed to him, or whether he conceited it; and if the
+thing that he prophesied, or pretended to prophesy, should happen, or
+some thing like it, among the multitunic of things that are daily
+happening, nobody could again know whether he foreknew it, or guessed
+at it, or whether it was accidental. A prophet, therefore, is a
+character useless and unnecessary; and the safe side of the case is
+to guard against being imposed upon, by not giving credit to such
+relations.
+
+Upon the whole, Mystery, Miracle, and Prophecy, are appendages that
+belong to fabulous and not to true religion. They are the means by
+which so many Lo heres! and Lo theres! have been spread about the
+world, and religion been made into a trade. The success of one
+impostor gave encouragement to another, and the quieting salvo of
+doing some good by keeping up a pious fraud protected them from
+remorse.
+
+RECAPITULATION.
+
+HAVING now extended the subject to a greater length than I first
+intended, I shall bring it to a close by abstracting a summary from
+the whole.
+
+First, That the idea or belief of a word of God existing in print, or
+in writing, or in speech, is inconsistent in itself for the reasons
+already assigned. These reasons, among many others, are the want of
+an universal language; the mutability of language; the errors to
+which translations are subject, the possibility of totally
+suppressing such a word; the probability of altering it, or of
+fabricating the whole, and imposing it upon the world.
+
+Secondly, That the Creation we behold is the real and ever existing
+word of God, in which we cannot be deceived. It proclaimeth his
+power, it demonstrates his wisdom, it manifests his goodness and
+beneficence.
+
+Thirdly, That the moral duty of man consists in imitating the moral
+goodness and beneficence of God manifested in the creation towards
+all his creatures. That seeing as we daily do the goodness of God to
+all men, it is an example calling upon all men to practise the same
+towards each other; and, consequently, that every thing of
+persecution and revenge between man and man, and every thing of
+cruelty to animals, is a violation of moral duty.
+
+I trouble not myself about the manner of future existence. I content
+myself with believing, even to positive conviction, that the power
+that gave me existence is able to continue it, in any form and manner
+he pleases, either with or without this body; and it appears more
+probable to me that I shall continue to exist hereafter than that I
+should have had existence, as I now have, before that existence began.
+
+It is certain that, in one point, all nations of the earth and all
+religions agree. All believe in a God, The things in which they
+disgrace are the redundancies annexed to that belief; and therefore,
+if ever an universal religion should prevail, it will not be
+believing any thing new, but in getting rid of redundancies, and
+believing as man believed at first. ["In the childhood of the world,"
+according to the first (French) version; and the strict translation
+of the final sentence is: "Deism was the religion of Adam, supposing
+him not an imaginary being; but none the less must it be left to all
+men to follow, as is their right, the religion and worship they
+prefer. -- Editor.] Adam, if ever there was such a man, was created a
+Deist; but in the mean time, let every man follow, as he has a right
+to do, the religion and worship he prefers.
+
+-- End of Part I
+
+ The Age Of Reason - Part II
+
+
+Contents
+
+ * Preface
+ * Chapter I - The Old Testament
+ * Chapter II - The New Testament
+ * Chapter III - Conclusion
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+I HAVE mentioned in the former part of The Age of Reason that it had
+long been my intention to publish my thoughts upon Religion; but that
+I had originally reserved it to a later period in life, intending it
+to be the last work I should undertake. The circumstances, however,
+which existed in France in the latter end of the year 1793,
+determined me to delay it no longer. The just and humane principles
+of the Revolution which Philosophy had first diffused, had been
+departed from. The Idea, always dangerous to Society as it is
+derogatory to the Almighty, -- that priests could forgive sins, --
+though it seemed to exist no longer, had blunted the feelings of
+humanity, and callously prepared men for the commission of all
+crimes. The intolerant spirit of church persecution had transferred
+itself into politics; the tribunals, stiled Revolutionary, supplied
+the place of an Inquisition; and the Guillotine of the Stake. I saw
+many of my most intimate friends destroyed; others daily carried to
+prison; and I had reason to believe, and had also intimations given
+me, that the same danger was approaching myself.
+
+Under these disadvantages, I began the former part of the Age of
+Reason; I had, besides, neither Bible nor Testament [It must be borne
+in mind that throughout this work Paine generally means by "Bible"
+only the Old Testamut, and speaks of the Now as the "Testament." --
+Editor.] to refer to, though I was writing against both; nor could I
+procure any; notwithstanding which I have produced a work that no
+Bible Believer, though writing at his ease and with a Library of
+Church Books about him, can refute. Towards the latter end of
+December of that year, a motion was made and carried, to exclude
+foreigners from the Convention. There were but two, Anacharsis Cloots
+and myself; and I saw I was particularly pointed at by Bourdon de
+l'Oise, in his speech on that motion.
+
+Conceiving, after this, that I had but a few days of liberty, I sat
+down and brought the work to a close as speedily as possible; and I
+had not finished it more than six hours, in the state it has since
+appeared, [This is an allusion to the essay which Paine wrote at an
+earlier part of 1793. See Introduction. -- Editor.] before a guard
+came there, about three in the morning, with an order signed by the
+two Committees of Public Safety and Surety General, for putting me in
+arrestation as a foreigner, and conveying me to the prison of the
+Luxembourg. I contrived, in my way there, to call on Joel Barlow, and
+I put the Manuscript of the work into his hands, as more safe than in
+my possession in prison; and not knowing what might be the fate in
+France either of the writer or the work, I addressed it to the
+protection of the citizens of the United States.
+
+It is justice that I say, that the guard who executed this order, and
+the interpreter to the Committee of General Surety, who accompanied
+them to examine my papers, treated me not only with civility, but
+with respect. The keeper of the 'Luxembourg, Benoit, a man of good
+heart, shewed to me every friendship in his power, as did also all
+his family, while he continued in that station. He was removed from
+it, put into arrestation, and carried before the tribunal upon a
+malignant accusation, but acquitted.
+
+After I had been in Luxembourg about three weeks, the Americans then
+in Paris went in a body to the Convention to reclaim me as their
+countryman and friend; but were answered by the President, Vadier,
+who was also President of the Committee of Surety General, and had
+signed the order for my arrestation, that I was born in England.
+[These excited Americans do not seem to have understood or reported
+the most important item in Vadeer's reply, namely that their
+application was "unofficial," i.e. not made through or sanctioned by
+Gouverneur Morris, American Minister. For the detailed history of all
+this see vol. iii. -- Editor.] I heard no more, after this, from any
+person out of the walls of the prison, till the fall of Robespierre,
+on the 9th of Thermidor -- July 27, 1794.
+
+About two months before this event, I was seized with a fever that in
+its progress had every symptom of becoming mortal, and from the
+effects of which I am not recovered. It was then that I remembered
+with renewed satisfaction, and congratulated myself most sincerely,
+on having written the former part of The Age of Reason. I had then
+but little expectation of surviving, and those about me had less. I
+know therefore by experience the conscientious trial of my own
+principles.
+
+I was then with three chamber comrades: Joseph Vanheule of Bruges,
+Charles Bastfni, and Michael Robyns of Louvain. The unceasing and
+anxious attention of these three friends to me, by night and day, I
+remember with gratitude and mention with pleasure. It happened that a
+physician (Dr. Graham) and a surgeon, (Mr. Bond,) part of the suite
+of General O'Hara, [The officer who at Yorktown, Virginia, carried
+out the sword of Cornwallis for surrender, and satirically offered it
+to Rochambcau instead of Washington. Paine loaned him 300 pounds when
+he (O'Hara) left the prison, the money he had concealed in the lock
+of his cell-door. -- Edifor.] were then in the Luxembourg: I ask not
+myself whether it be convenient to them, as men under the English
+Government, that I express to them my thanks; but I should reproach
+myself if I did not; and also to the physician of the Luxembourg, Dr.
+Markoski.
+
+I have some reason to believe, because I cannot discover any other,
+that this illness preserved me in existence. Among the papers of
+Robespierre that were examined and reported upon to the Convention by
+a Committee of Deputies, is a note in the hand writing of
+Robespierre, in the following words:
+
+"Demander que Thomas Paine soit decrete d'accusation, pour l'interet
+de l'Amerique autant que de la France."
+
+[Demand that Thomas Paine be decreed of accusation, for the interest
+of America, as well as of France.] From what cause it was that the
+intention was not put in execution, I know not, and cannot inform
+myself; and therefore I ascribe it to impossibility, on account of
+that illness.
+
+The Convention, to repair as much as lay in their power the injustice
+I had sustained, invited me publickly and unanimously to return into
+the Convention, and which I accepted, to shew I could bear an injury
+without permitting it to injure my principles or my disposition. It
+is not because right principles have been violated, that they are to
+be abandoned.
+
+I have seen, since I have been at liberty, several publications
+written, some in America, and some in England, as answers to the
+former part of "The Age of Reason." If the authors of these can amuse
+themselves by so doing, I shall not interrupt them, They may write
+against the work, and against me, as much as they please; they do me
+more service than they intend, and I can have no objection that they
+write on. They will find, however, by this Second Part, without its
+being written as an answer to them, that they must return to their
+work, and spin their cobweb over again. The first is brushed away by
+accident.
+
+They will now find that I have furnished myself with a Bible and
+Testament; and I can say also that I have found them to be much worse
+books than I had conceived. If I have erred in any thing, in the
+former part of the Age of Reason, it has been by speaking better of
+some parts than they deserved.
+
+I observe, that all my opponents resort, more or less, to what they
+call Scripture Evidence and Bible authority, to help them out. They
+are so little masters of the subject, as to confound a dispute about
+authenticity with a dispute about doctrines; I will, however, put
+them right, that if they should be disposed to write any more, they
+may know how to begin.
+
+THOMAS PAINE.
+October, 1795.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I - THE OLD TESTAMENT
+
+IT has often been said that any thing may be proved from the Bible;
+but before any thing can be admitted as proved by Bible, the Bible
+itself must be proved to be true; for if the Bible be not true, or
+the truth of it be doubtful, it ceases to have authority, and cannot
+be admitted as proof of any thing.
+
+It has been the practice of all Christian commentators on the Bible,
+and of all Christian priests and preachers, to impose the Bible on
+the world as a mass of truth, and as the word of God; they have
+disputed and wrangled, and have anathematized each other about the
+supposeable meaning of particular parts and passages therein; one has
+said and insisted that such a passage meant such a thing, another
+that it meant directly the contrary, and a third, that it meant
+neither one nor the other, but something different from both; and
+this they have called understanding the Bible.
+
+It has happened, that all the answers that I have seen to the former
+part of 'The Age of Reason' have been written by priests: and these
+pious men, like their predecessors, contend and wrangle, and
+understand the Bible; each understands it differently, but each
+understands it best; and they have agreed in nothing but in telling
+their readers that Thomas Paine understands it not.
+
+Now instead of wasting their time, and heating themselves in
+fractious disputations about doctrinal points drawn from the Bible,
+these men ought to know, and if they do not it is civility to inform
+them, that the first thing to be understood is, whether there is
+sufficient authority for believing the Bible to be the word of God,
+or whether there is not?
+
+There are matters in that book, said to be done by the express
+command of God, that are as shocking to humanity, and to every idea
+we have of moral justice, as any thing done by Robespierre, by
+Carrier, by Joseph le Bon, in France, by the English government in
+the East Indies, or by any other assassin in modern times. When we
+read in the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, etc., that they (the
+Israelites) came by stealth upon whole nations of people, who, as the
+history itself shews, had given them no offence; that they put all
+those nations to the sword; that they spared neither age nor infancy;
+that they utterly destroyed men, women and children; that they left
+not a soul to breathe; expressions that are repeated over and over
+again in those books, and that too with exulting ferocity; are we
+sure these things are facts? are we sure that the Creator of man
+commissioned those things to be done? Are we sure that the books that
+tell us so were written by his authority?
+
+It is not the antiquity of a tale that is an evidence of its truth;
+on the contrary, it is a symptom of its being fabulous; for the more
+ancient any history pretends to be, the more it has the resemblance
+of a fable. The origin of every nation is buried in fabulous
+tradition, and that of the Jews is as much to be suspected as any
+other.
+
+To charger the commission of things upon the Almighty, which in their
+own nature, and by every rule of moral justice, are crimes, as all
+assassination is, and more especially the assassination of infants,
+is matter of serious concern. The Bible tells us, that those
+assassinations were done by the express command of God. To believe
+therefore the Bible to be true, we must unbelieve all our belief in
+the moral justice of God; for wherein could crying or smiling infants
+offend? And to read the Bible without horror, we must undo every
+thing that is tender, sympathising, and benevolent in the heart of
+man. Speaking for myself, if I had no other evidence that the Bible
+is fabulous, than the sacrifice I must make to believe it to be true,
+that alone would be sufficient to determine my choice.
+
+But in addition to all the moral evidence against the Bible, I will,
+in the progress of this work, produce such other evidence as even a
+priest cannot deny; and show, from that evidence, that the Bible is
+not entitled to credit, as being the word of God.
+
+But, before I proceed to this examination, I will show wherein the
+Bible differs from all other ancient writings with respect to the
+nature of the evidence necessary to establish its authenticity; and
+this is is the more proper to be done, because the advocates of the
+Bible, in their answers to the former part of 'The Age of Reason,'
+undertake to say, and they put some stress thereon, that the
+authenticity of the Bible is as well established as that of any other
+ancient book: as if our belief of the one could become any rule for
+our belief of the other.
+
+I know, however, but of one ancient book that authoritatively
+challenges universal consent and belief, and that is Euclid's
+Elements of Geometry; [Euclid, according to chronological history,
+lived three hundred years before Christ, and about one hundred before
+Archimedes; he was of the city of Alexandria, in Egypt. -- Author.]
+and the reason is, because it is a book of self-evident
+demonstration, entirely independent of its author, and of every thing
+relating to time, place, and circumstance. The matters contained in
+that book would have the same authority they now have, had they been
+written by any other person, or had the work been anonymous, or had
+the author never been known; for the identical certainty of who was
+the author makes no part of our belief of the matters contained in
+the book. But it is quite otherwise with respect to the books
+ascribed to Moses, to Joshua, to Samuel, etc.: those are books of
+testimony, and they testify of things naturally incredible; and
+therefore the whole of our belief, as to the authenticity of those
+books, rests, in the first place, upon the certainty that they were
+written by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel; secondly, upon the credit we
+give to their testimony. We may believe the first, that is, may
+believe the certainty of the authorship, and yet not the testimony;
+in the same manner that we may believe that a certain person gave
+evidence upon a case, and yet not believe the evidence that he gave.
+But if it should be found that the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua,
+and Samuel, were not written by Moses, Joshua, and Samuel, every part
+of the authority and authenticity of those books is gone at once; for
+there can be no such thing as forged or invented testimony; neither
+can there be anonymous testimony, more especially as to things
+naturally incredible; such as that of talking with God face to face,
+or that of the sun and moon standing still at the command of a man.
+
+The greatest part of the other ancient books are works of genius; of
+which kind are those ascribed to Homer, to Plato, to Aristotle, to
+Demosthenes, to Cicero, etc. Here again the author is not an
+essential in the credit we give to any of those works; for as works
+of genius they would have the same merit they have now, were they
+anonymous. Nobody believes the Trojan story, as related by Homer, to
+be true; for it is the poet only that is admired, and the merit of
+the poet will remain, though the story be fabulous. But if we
+disbelieve the matters related by the Bible authors (Moses for
+instance) as we disbelieve the things related by Homer, there remains
+nothing of Moses in our estimation, but an imposter. As to the
+ancient historians, from Herodotus to Tacitus, we credit them as far
+as they relate things probable and credible, and no further: for if
+we do, we must believe the two miracles which Tacitus relates were
+performed by Vespasian, that of curing a lame man, and a blind man,
+in just the same manner as the same things are told of Jesus Christ
+by his historians. We must also believe the miracles cited by
+Josephus, that of the sea of Pamphilia opening to let Alexander and
+his army pass, as is related of the Red Sea in Exodus. These miracles
+are quite as well authenticated as the Bible miracles, and yet we do
+not believe them; consequently the degree of evidence necessary to
+establish our belief of things naturally incredible, whether in the
+Bible or elsewhere, is far greater than that which obtains our belief
+to natural and probable things; and therefore the advocates for the
+Bible have no claim to our belief of the Bible because that we
+believe things stated in other ancient writings; since that we
+believe the things stated in those writings no further than they are
+probable and credible, or because they are self-evident, like Euclid;
+or admire them because they are elegant, like Homer; or approve them
+because they are sedate, like Plato; or judicious, like Aristotle.
+
+Having premised these things, I proceed to examine the authenticity
+of the Bible; and I begin with what are called the five books of
+Moses, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy. My
+intention is to shew that those books are spurious, and that Moses is
+not the author of them; and still further, that they were not written
+in the time of Moses nor till several hundred years afterwards; that
+they are no other than an attempted history of the life of Moses, and
+of the times in which he is said to have lived, and also of the times
+prior thereto, written by some very ignorant and stupid pretenders to
+authorship, several hundred years after the death of Moses; as men
+now write histories of things that happened, or are supposed to have
+happened, several hundred or several thousand years ago.
+
+The evidence that I shall produce in this case is from the books
+themselves; and I will confine myself to this evidence only. Were I
+to refer for proofs to any of the ancient authors, whom the advocates
+of the Bible call prophane authors, they would controvert that
+authority, as I controvert theirs: I will therefore meet them on
+their own ground, and oppose them with their own weapon, the Bible.
+
+In the first place, there is no affirmative evidence that Moses is
+the author of those books; and that he is the author, is altogether
+an unfounded opinion, got abroad nobody knows how. The style and
+manner in which those books are written give no room to believe, or
+even to suppose, they were written by Moses; for it is altogether the
+style and manner of another person speaking of Moses. In Exodus,
+Leviticus and Numbers, (for every thing in Genesis is prior to the
+times of Moses and not the least allusion is made to him therein,)
+the whole, I say, of these books is in the third person; it is
+always, the Lord said unto Moses, or Moses said unto the Lord; or
+Moses said unto the people, or the people said unto Moses; and this
+is the style and manner that historians use in speaking of the person
+whose lives and actions they are writing. It may be said, that a man
+may speak of himself in the third person, and, therefore, it may be
+supposed that Moses did; but supposition proves nothing; and if the
+advocates for the belief that Moses wrote those books himself have
+nothing better to advance than supposition, they may as well be
+silent.
+
+But granting the grammatical right, that Moses might speak of himself
+in the third person, because any man might speak of himself in that
+manner, it cannot be admitted as a fact in those books, that it is
+Moses who speaks, without rendering Moses truly ridiculous and
+absurd: -- for example, Numbers xii. 3: "Now the man Moses was very
+MEEK, above all the men which were on the face of the earth." If
+Moses said this of himself, instead of being the meekest of men, he
+was one of the most vain and arrogant coxcombs; and the advocates for
+those books may now take which side they please, for both sides are
+against them: if Moses was not the author, the books are without
+authority; and if he was the author, the author is without credit,
+because to boast of meekness is the reverse of meekness, and is a lie
+in sentiment.
+
+In Deuteronomy, the style and manner of writing marks more evidently
+than in the former books that Moses is not the writer. The manner
+here used is dramatical; the writer opens the subject by a short
+introductory discourse, and then introduces Moses as in the act of
+speaking, and when he has made Moses finish his harrangue, he (the
+writer) resumes his own part, and speaks till he brings Moses forward
+again, and at last closes the scene with an account of the death,
+funeral, and character of Moses.
+
+This interchange of speakers occurs four times in this book: from the
+first verse of the first chapter, to the end of the fifth verse, it
+is the writer who speaks; he then introduces Moses as in the act of
+making his harrangue, and this continues to the end of the 40th verse
+of the fourth chapter; here the writer drops Moses, and speaks
+historically of what was done in consequence of what Moses, when
+living, is supposed to have said, and which the writer has
+dramatically rehearsed.
+
+The writer opens the subject again in the first verse of the fifth
+chapter, though it is only by saying that Moses called the people of
+Isracl together; he then introduces Moses as before, and continues
+him as in the act of speaking, to the end of the 26th chapter. He
+does the same thing at the beginning of the 27th chapter; and
+continues Moses as in the act of speaking, to the end of the 28th
+chapter. At the 29th chapter the writer speaks again through the
+whole of the first verse, and the first line of the second verse,
+where he introduces Moses for the last time, and continues him as in
+the act of speaking, to the end of the 33d chapter.
+
+The writer having now finished the rehearsal on the part of Moses,
+comes forward, and speaks through the whole of the last chapter: he
+begins by telling the reader, that Moses went up to the top of
+Pisgah, that he saw from thence the land which (the writer says) had
+been promised to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob; that he, Moses, died
+there in the land of Moab, that he buried him in a valley in the land
+of Moab, but that no man knoweth of his sepulchre unto this day, that
+is unto the time in which the writer lived who wrote the book of
+Deuteronomy. The writer then tells us, that Moses was one hundred and
+ten years of age when he died -- that his eye was not dim, nor his
+natural force abated; and he concludes by saying, that there arose
+not a prophet since in Israel like unto Moses, whom, says this
+anonymous writer, the Lord knew face to face.
+
+Having thus shewn, as far as grammatical evidence implies, that Moses
+was not the writer of those books, I will, after making a few
+observations on the inconsistencies of the writer of the book of
+Deuteronomy, proceed to shew, from the historical and chronological
+evidence contained in those books, that Moses was not, because he
+could not be, the writer of them; and consequently, that there is no
+authority for believing that the inhuman and horrid butcheries of
+men, women, and children, told of in those books, were done, as those
+books say they were, at the command of God. It is a duty incumbent on
+every true deist, that he vindicates the moral justice of God against
+the calumnies of the Bible.
+
+The writer of the book of Deuteronomy, whoever he was, for it is an
+anonymous work, is obscure, and also contradictory with himself in
+the account he has given of Moses.
+
+After telling that Moses went to the top of Pisgah (and it does not
+appear from any account that he ever came down again) he tells us,
+that Moses died there in the land of Moab, and that he buried him in
+a valley in the land of Moab; but as there is no antecedent to the
+pronoun he, there is no knowing who he was, that did bury him. If the
+writer meant that he (God) buried him, how should he (the writer)
+know it? or why should we (the readers) believe him? since we know
+not who the writer was that tells us so, for certainly Moses could
+not himself tell where he was buried.
+
+The writer also tells us, that no man knoweth where the sepulchre of
+Moses is unto this day, meaning the time in which this writer lived;
+how then should he know that Moses was buried in a valley in the land
+of Moab? for as the writer lived long after the time of Moses, as is
+evident from his using the expression of unto this day, meaning a
+great length of time after the death of Moses, he certainly was not
+at his funeral; and on the other hand, it is impossible that Moses
+himself could say that no man knoweth where the sepulchre is unto
+this day. To make Moses the speaker, would be an improvement on the
+play of a child that hides himself and cries nobody can find me;
+nobody can find Moses.
+
+This writer has no where told us how he came by the speeches which he
+has put into the mouth of Moses to speak, and therefore we have a
+right to conclude that he either composed them himself, or wrote them
+from oral tradition. One or other of these is the more probable,
+since he has given, in the fifth chapter, a table of commandments, in
+which that called the fourth commandment is different from the fourth
+commandment in the twentieth chapter of Exodus. In that of Exodus,
+the reason given for keeping the seventh day is, because (says the
+commandment) God made the heavens and the earth in six days, and
+rested on the seventh; but in that of Deuteronomy, the reason given
+is, that it was the day on which the children of Israel came out of
+Egypt, and therefore, says this commandment, the Lord thy God
+commanded thee to kee the sabbath-day This makes no mention of the
+creation, nor that of the coming out of Egypt. There are also many
+things given as laws of Moses in this book, that are not to be found
+in any of the other books; among which is that inhuman and brutal
+law, xxi. 18, 19, 20, 21, which authorizes parents, the father and
+the mother, to bring their own children to have them stoned to death
+for what it pleased them to call stubbornness. -- But priests have
+always been fond of preaching up Deuteronomy, for Deuteronomy
+preaches up tythes; and it is from this book, xxv. 4, they have taken
+the phrase, and applied it to tything, that "thou shalt not muzzle
+the ox when he treadeth Out the corn:" and that this might not escape
+observation, they have noted it in the table of contents at the head
+of the chapter, though it is only a single verse of less than two
+lines. O priests! priests! ye are willing to be compared to an ox,
+for the sake of tythes. [An elegant pocket edition of Paine's
+Theological Works (London. R. Carlile, 1822) has in its title a
+picture of Paine, as a Moses in evening dress, unfolding the two
+tables of his "Age of Reason" to a farmer from whom the Bishop of
+Llandaff (who replied to this work) has taken a sheaf and a lamb
+which he is carrying to a church at the summit of a well stocked
+hill. -- Editor.] -- Though it is impossible for us to know
+identically who the writer of Deuteronomy was, it is not difficult to
+discover him professionally, that he was some Jewish priest, who
+lived, as I shall shew in the course of this work, at least three
+hundred and fifty years after the time of Moses.
+
+I come now to speak of the historical and chronological evidence. The
+chronology that I shall use is the Bible chronology; for I mean not
+to go out of the Bible for evidence of any thing, but to make the
+Bible itself prove historically and chronologically that Moses is not
+the author of the books ascribed to him. It is therefore proper that
+I inform the readers (such an one at least as may not have the
+opportunity of knowing it) that in the larger Bibles, and also in
+some smaller ones, there is a series of chronology printed in the
+margin of every page for the purpose of shawing how long the
+historical matters stated in each page happened, or are supposed to
+have happened, before Christ, and consequently the distance of time
+between one historical circumstance and another.
+
+I begin with the book of Genesis. -- In Genesis xiv., the writer
+gives an account of Lot being taken prisoner in a battle between the
+four kings against five, and carried off; and that when the account
+of Lot being taken came to Abraham, that he armed all his household
+and marched to rescue Lot from the captors; and that he pursued them
+unto Dan. (ver. 14.)
+
+To shew in what manner this expression of Pursuing them unto Dan
+applies to the case in question, I will refer to two circumstances,
+the one in America, the other in France. The city now called New
+York, in America, was originally New Amsterdam; and the town in
+France, lately called Havre Marat, was before called Havre-de-Grace.
+New Amsterdam was changed to New York in the year 1664;
+Havre-de-Grace to Havre Marat in the year 1793. Should, therefore,
+any writing be found, though without date, in which the name of
+New-York should be mentioned, it would be certain evidence that such
+a writing could not have been written before, and must have been
+written after New Amsterdam was changed to New York, and consequently
+not till after the year 1664, or at least during the course of that
+year. And in like manner, any dateless writing, with the name of
+Havre Marat, would be certain evidence that such a writing must have
+been written after Havre-de-Grace became Havre Marat, and
+consequently not till after the year 1793, or at least during the
+course of that year.
+
+I now come to the application of those cases, and to show that there
+was no such place as Dan till many years after the death of Moses;
+and consequently, that Moses could not be the writer of the book of
+Genesis, where this account of pursuing them unto Dan is given.
+
+The place that is called Dan in the Bible was originally a town of
+the Gentiles, called Laish; and when the tribe of Dan seized upon
+this town, they changed its name to Dan, in commemoration of Dan, who
+was the father of that tribe, and the great grandson of Abraham.
+
+To establish this in proof, it is necessary to refer from Genesis to
+chapter xviii. of the book called the Book of judges. It is there
+said (ver. 27) that "they (the Danites) came unto Laish to a people
+that were quiet and secure, and they smote them with the edge of the
+sword [the Bible is filled with murder] and burned the city with
+fire; and they built a city, (ver. 28,) and dwelt therein, and [ver.
+29,] they called the name of the city Dan, after the name of Dan,
+their father; howbeit the name of the city was Laish at the first."
+
+This account of the Danites taking possession of Laish and changing
+it to Dan, is placed in the book of Judges immediately after the
+death of Samson. The death of Samson is said to have happened B.C.
+1120 and that of Moses B.C. 1451; and, therefore, according to the
+historical arrangement, the place was not called Dan till 331 years
+after the death of Moses.
+
+There is a striking confusion between the historical and the
+chronological arrangement in the book of judges. The last five
+chapters, as they stand in the book, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, are put
+chronologically before all the preceding chapters; they are made to
+be 28 years before the 16th chapter, 266 before the 15th, 245 before
+the 13th, 195 before the 9th, go before the 4th, and 15 years before
+the 1st chapter. This shews the uncertain and fabulous state of the
+Bible. According to the chronological arrangement, the taking of
+Laish, and giving it the name of Dan, is made to be twenty years
+after the death of Joshua, who was the successor of Moses; and by the
+historical order, as it stands in the book, it is made to be 306
+years after the death of Joshua, and 331 after that of Moses; but
+they both exclude Moses from being the writer of Genesis, because,
+according to either of the statements, no such a place as Dan existed
+in the time of Moses; and therefore the writer of Genesis must have
+been some person who lived after the town of Laish had the name of
+Dan; and who that person was nobody knows, and consequently the book
+of Genesis is anonymous, and without authority.
+
+I come now to state another point of historical and chronological
+evidence, and to show therefrom, as in the preceding case, that Moses
+is not the author of the book of Genesis.
+
+In Genesis xxxvi. there is given a genealogy of the sons and
+descendants of Esau, who are called Edomites, and also a list by name
+of the kings of Edom; in enumerating of which, it is said, verse 31,
+"And these are the kings that reigned in Edom, before there reigned
+any king over the children of Israel."
+
+Now, were any dateless writing to be found, in which, speaking of any
+past events, the writer should say, these things happened before
+there was any Congress in America, or before there was any Convention
+in France, it would be evidence that such writing could not have been
+written before, and could only be written after there was a Congress
+in America or a Convention in France, as the case might be; and,
+consequently, that it could not be written by any person who died
+before there was a Congress in the one country, or a Convention in
+the other.
+
+Nothing is more frequent, as well in history as in conversation, than
+to refer to a fact in the room of a date: it is most natural so to
+do, because a fact fixes itself in the memory better than a date;
+secondly, because the fact includes the date, and serves to give two
+ideas at once; and this manner of speaking by circumstances implies
+as positively that the fact alluded to is past, as if it was so
+expressed. When a person in speaking upon any matter, says, it was
+before I was married, or before my son was born, or before I went to
+America, or before I went to France, it is absolutely understood, and
+intended to be understood, that he has been married, that he has had
+a son, that he has been in America, or been in France. Language does
+not admit of using this mode of expression in any other sense; and
+whenever such an expression is found anywhere, it can only be
+understood in the sense in which only it could have been used.
+
+The passage, therefore, that I have quoted -- that "these are the
+kings that reigned in Edom, before there reigned any king over the
+children of Israel," could only have been written after the first
+king began to reign over them; and consequently that the book of
+Genesis, so far from having been written by Moses, could not have
+been written till the time of Saul at least. This is the positive
+sense of the passage; but the expression, any king, implies more
+kings than one, at least it implies two, and this will carry it to
+the time of David; and, if taken in a general sense, it carries
+itself through all times of the Jewish monarchy.
+
+Had we met with this verse in any part of the Bible that professed to
+have been written after kings began to reign in Israel, it would have
+been impossible not to have seen the application of it. It happens
+then that this is the case; the two books of Chronicles, which give a
+history of all the kings of Israel, are professedly, as well as in
+fact, written after the Jewish monarchy began; and this verse that I
+have quoted, and all the remaining verses of Genesis xxxvi. are, word
+for word, In 1 Chronicles i., beginning at the 43d verse.
+
+It was with consistency that the writer of the Chronicles could say
+as he has said, 1 Chron. i. 43, "These are the kings that reigned in
+Edom, before there reigned any king ever the children of Israel,"
+because he was going to give, and has given, a list of the kings that
+had reigned in Israel; but as it is impossible that the same
+expression could have been used before that period, it is as certain
+as any thing can be proved from historical language, that this part
+of Genesis is taken from Chronicles, and that Genesis is not so old
+as Chronicles, and probably not so old as the book of Homer, or as
+AEsop's Fables; admitting Homer to have been, as the tables of
+chronology state, contemporary with David or Solomon, and AEsop to
+have lived about the end of the Jewish monarchy.
+
+Take away from Genesis the belief that Moses was the author, on which
+only the strange belief that it is the word of God has stood, and
+there remains nothing of Genesis but an anonymous book of stories,
+fables, and traditionary or invented absurdities, or of downright
+lies. The story of Eve and the serpent, and of Noah and his ark,
+drops to a level with the Arabian Tales, without the merit of being
+entertaining, and the account of men living to eight and nine hundred
+years becomes as fabulous as the immortality of the giants of the
+Mythology.
+
+Besides, the character of Moses, as stated in the Bible, is the most
+horrid that can be imagined. If those accounts be true, he was the
+wretch that first began and carried on wars on the score or on the
+pretence of religion; and under that mask, or that infatuation,
+committed the most unexampled atrocities that are to be found in the
+history of any nation. Of which I will state only one instance:
+
+When the Jewish army returned from one of their plundering and
+murdering excursions, the account goes on as follows (Numbers xxxi.
+13): "And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the
+congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp; and Moses was
+wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over
+thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle;
+and Moses said unto them, "Have ye saved all the women alive?"
+behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of
+Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor,
+and there was a plague among the congregation of the Lord. Now
+therefore, "kill every male among the little ones, and kill every
+woman that hath known a man by lying with him; but all the women-
+children that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for
+Yourselves."
+
+Among the detestable villains that in any period of the world have
+disgraced the name of man, it is impossible to find a greater than
+Moses, if this account be true. Here is an order to butcher the boys,
+to massacre the mothers, and debauch the daughters.
+
+Let any mother put herself in the situation of those mothers, one
+child murdered, another destined to violation, and herself in the
+hands of an executioner: let any daughter put herself in the
+situation of those daughters, destined as a prey to the murderers of
+a mother and a brother, and what will be their feelings? It is in
+vain that we attempt to impose upon nature, for nature will have her
+course, and the religion that tortures all her social ties is a false
+religion.
+
+After this detestable order, follows an account of the plunder taken,
+and the manner of dividing it; and here it is that the profaneings of
+priestly hypocrisy increases the catalogue of crimes. Verse 37, "And
+the Lord's tribute of the sheep was six hundred and threescore and
+fifteen; and the beeves were thirty and six thousand, of which the
+Lord's tribute was threescore and twelve; and the asses were thirty
+thousand, of which the Lord's tribute was threescore and one; and the
+persons were sixteen thousand, of which the Lord's tribute was thirty
+and two." In short, the matters contained in this chapter, as well as
+in many other parts of the Bible, are too horrid for humanity to
+read, or for decency to hear; for it appears, from the 35th verse of
+this chapter, that the number of women-children consigned to
+debauchery by the order of Moses was thirty-two thousand.
+
+People in general know not what wickedness there is in this pretended
+word of God. Brought up in habits of superstition, they take it for
+granted that the Bible is true, and that it is good; they permit
+themselves not to doubt of it, and they carry the ideas they form of
+the benevolence of the Almighty to the book which they have been
+taught to believe was written by his authority. Good heavens! it is
+quite another thing, it is a book of lies, wickedness, and blasphemy;
+for what can be greater blasphemy, than to ascribe the wickedness of
+man to the orders of the Almighty!
+
+But to return to my subject, that of showing that Moses is not the
+author of the books ascribed to him, and that the Bible is spurious.
+The two instances I have already given would be sufficient, without
+any additional evidence, to invalidate the authenticity of any book
+that pretended to be four or five hundred years more ancient than the
+matters it speaks of, refers to, them as facts; for in the case of
+pursuing them unto Dan, and of the kings that reigned over the
+children of Israel; not even the flimsy pretence of prophecy can be
+pleaded. The expressions are in the preter tense, and it would be
+downright idiotism to say that a man could prophecy in the preter
+tense.
+
+But there are many other passages scattered throughout those books
+that unite in the same point of evidence. It is said in Exodus,
+(another of the books ascribed to Moses,) xvi. 35: "And the children
+of Israel did eat manna until they came to a land inhabited; they did
+eat manna until they came unto the borders of the land of Canaan."
+
+Whether the children of Israel ate manna or not, or what manna was,
+or whether it was anything more than a kind of fungus or small
+mushroom, or other vegetable substance common to that part of the
+country, makes no part of my argument; all that I mean to show is,
+that it is not Moses that could write this account, because the
+account extends itself beyond the life time of Moses. Moses,
+according to the Bible, (but it is such a book of lies and
+contradictions there is no knowing which part to believe, or whether
+any) died in the wilderness, and never came upon the borders of 'the
+land of Canaan; and consequently, it could not be he that said what
+the children of Israel did, or what they ate when they came there.
+This account of eating manna, which they tell us was written by
+Moses, extends itself to the time of Joshua, the successor of Moses,
+as appears by the account given in the book of Joshua, after the
+children of Israel had passed the river Jordan, and came into the
+borders of the land of Canaan. Joshua, v. 12: "And the manna ceased
+on the morrow, after they had eaten of the old corn of the land;
+neither had the children of Israel manna any more, but they did eat
+of the fruit of the land of Canaan that year."
+
+But a more remarkable instance than this occurs in Deuteronomy;
+which, while it shows that Moses could not be the writer of that
+book, shows also the fabulous notions that prevailed at that time
+about giants' In Deuteronomy iii. 11, among the conquests said to be
+made by Moses, is an account of the taking of Og, king of Bashan:
+"For only Og, king of Bashan, remained of the race of giants; behold,
+his bedstead was a bedstead of iron; is it not in Rabbath of the
+children of Ammon? nine cubits was the length thereof, and four
+cubits the breadth of it, after the cubit of a man." A cubit is 1
+foot 9 888/1000 inches; the length therefore of the bed was 16 feet 4
+inches, and the breadth 7 feet 4 inches: thus much for this giant's
+bed. Now for the historical part, which, though the evidence is not
+so direct and positive as in the former cases, is nevertheless very
+presumable and corroborating evidence, and is better than the best
+evidence on the contrary side.
+
+The writer, by way of proving the existence of this giant, refers to
+his bed, as an ancient relick, and says, is it not in Rabbath (or
+Rabbah) of the children of Ammon? meaning that it is; for such is
+frequently the bible method of affirming a thing. But it could not be
+Moses that said this, because Moses could know nothing about Rabbah,
+nor of what was in it. Rabbah was not a city belonging to this giant
+king, nor was it one of the cities that Moses took. The knowledge
+therefore that this bed was at Rabbah, and of the particulars of its
+dimensions, must be referred to the time when Rabbah was taken, and
+this was not till four hundred years after the death of Moses; for
+which, see 2 Sam. xii. 26: "And Joab [David's general] fought against
+Rabbah of the children of Ammon, and took the royal city," etc.
+
+As I am not undertaking to point out all the contradictions in time,
+place, and circumstance that abound in the books ascribed to Moses,
+and which prove to demonstration that those books could not be
+written by Moses, nor in the time of Moses, I proceed to the book of
+Joshua, and to shew that Joshua is not the author of that book, and
+that it is anonymous and without authority. The evidence I shall
+produce is contained in the book itself: I will not go out of the
+Bible for proof against the supposed authenticity of the Bible. False
+testimony is always good against itself.
+
+Joshua, according to Joshua i., was the immediate successor of Moses;
+he was, moreover, a military man, which Moses was not; and he
+continued as chief of the people of Israel twenty-five years; that
+is, from the time that Moses died, which, according to the Bible
+chronology, was B.C. 1451, until B.C. 1426, when, according to the
+same chronology, Joshua died. If, therefore, we find in this book,
+said to have been written by Joshua, references to facts done after
+the death of Joshua, it is evidence that Joshua could not be the
+author; and also that the book could not have been written till after
+the time of the latest fact which it records. As to the character of
+the book, it is horrid; it is a military history of rapine and
+murder, as savage and brutal as those recorded of his predecessor in
+villainy and hypocrisy, Moses; and the blasphemy consists, as in the
+former books, in ascribing those deeds to the orders of the Almighty.
+
+In the first place, the book of Joshua, as is the case in the
+preceding books, is written in the third person; it is the historian
+of Joshua that speaks, for it would have been absurd and vainglorious
+that Joshua should say of himself, as is said of him in the last
+verse of the sixth chapter, that "his fame was noised throughout all
+the country." -- I now come more immediately to the proof.
+
+In Joshua xxiv. 31, it is said "And Israel served the Lord all the
+days of Joshua, and all the days of the elders that over-lived
+Joshua." Now, in the name of common sense, can it be Joshua that
+relates what people had done after he was dead? This account must not
+only have been written by some historian that lived after Joshua, but
+that lived also after the elders that out-lived Joshua.
+
+There are several passages of a general meaning with respect to time,
+scattered throughout the book of Joshua, that carries the time in
+which the book was written to a distance from the time of Joshua, but
+without marking by exclusion any particular time, as in the passage
+above quoted. In that passage, the time that intervened between the
+death of Joshua and the death of the elders is excluded descriptively
+and absolutely, and the evidence substantiates that the book could
+not have been written till after the death of the last.
+
+But though the passages to which I allude, and which I am going to
+quote, do not designate any particular time by exclusion, they imply
+a time far more distant from the days of Joshua than is contained
+between the death of Joshua and the death of the elders. Such is the
+passage, x. 14, where, after giving an account that the sun stood
+still upon Gibeon, and the moon in the valley of Ajalon, at the
+command of Joshua, (a tale only fit to amuse children) [NOTE: This
+tale of the sun standing still upon Motint Gibeon, and the moon in
+the valley of Ajalon, is one of those fables that detects itself.
+Such a circumstance could not have happened without being known all
+over the world. One half would have wondered why the sun did not
+rise, and the other why it did not set; and the tradition of it would
+be universal; whereas there is not a nation in the world that knows
+anything about it. But why must the moon stand still? What occasion
+could there be for moonlight in the daytime, and that too whilst the
+sun shined? As a poetical figure, the whole is well enough; it is
+akin to that in the song of Deborah and Barak, The stars in their
+courses fought against Sisera; but it is inferior to the figurative
+declaration of Mahomet to the persons who came to expostulate with
+him on his goings on, Wert thou, said he, to come to me with the sun
+in thy right hand and the moon in thy left, it should not alter my
+career. For Joshua to have exceeded Mahomet, he should have put the
+sun and moon, one in each pocket, and carried them as Guy Faux
+carried his dark lanthorn, and taken them out to shine as he might
+happen to want them. The sublime and the ridiculous are often so
+nearly related that it is difficult to class them separately. One
+step above the sublime makes the ridiculous, and one step above the
+ridiculous makes the sublime again; the account, however, abstracted
+from the poetical fancy, shews the ignorance of Joshua, for he should
+have commanded the earth to have stood still. -- Author.] the passage
+says: "And there was no day like that, before it, nor after it, that
+the Lord hearkened to the voice of a man."
+
+The time implied by the expression after it, that is, after that day,
+being put in comparison with all the time that passed before it,
+must, in order to give any expressive signification to the passage,
+mean a great length of time: -- for example, it would have been
+ridiculous to have said so the next day, or the next week, or the
+next month, or the next year; to give therefore meaning to the
+passage, comparative with the wonder it relates, and the prior time
+it alludes to, it must mean centuries of years; less however than one
+would be trifling, and less than two would be barely admissible.
+
+A distant, but general time is also expressed in chapter viii.;
+where, after giving an account of the taking the city of Ai, it is
+said, ver. 28th, "And Joshua burned Ai, and made it an heap for ever,
+a desolation unto this day;" and again, ver. 29, where speaking of
+the king of Ai, whom Joshua had hanged, and buried at the entering of
+the gate, it is said, "And he raised thereon a great heap of stones,
+which remaineth unto this day," that is, unto the day or time in
+which the writer of the book of Joshua lived. And again, in chapter
+x. where, after speaking of the five kings whom Joshua had hanged on
+five trees, and then thrown in a cave, it is said, "And he laid great
+stones on the cave's mouth, which remain unto this very day."
+
+In enumerating the several exploits of Joshua, and of the tribes, and
+of the places which they conquered or attempted, it is said, xv. 63,
+"As for the Jebusites, the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the children of
+Judah could not drive them out; but the Jebusites dwell with the
+children of Judah AT JERUSALEM unto this day." The question upon this
+passage is, At what time did the Jebusites and the children of Judah
+dwell together at Jerusalem? As this matter occurs again in judges i.
+I shall reserve my observations till I come to that part.
+
+Having thus shewn from the book of Joshua itself, without any
+auxiliary evidence whatever, that Joshua is not the author of that
+book, and that it is anonymous, and consequently without authority, I
+proceed, as before-mentioned, to the book of Judges.
+
+The book of Judges is anonymous on the face of it; and, therefore,
+even the pretence is wanting to call it the word of God; it has not
+so much as a nominal voucher; it is altogether fatherless.
+
+This book begins with the same expression as the book of Joshua. That
+of Joshua begins, chap i. 1, Now after the death of Moses, etc., and
+this of the Judges begins, Now after the death of Joshua, etc. This,
+and the similarity of stile between the two books, indicate that they
+are the work of the same author; but who he was, is altogether
+unknown; the only point that the book proves is that the author lived
+long after the time of Joshua; for though it begins as if it followed
+immediately after his death, the second chapter is an epitome or
+abstract of the whole book, which, according to the Bible chronology,
+extends its history through a space of 306 years; that is, from the
+death of Joshua, B.C. 1426 to the death of Samson, B.C. 1120, and
+only 25 years before Saul went to seek his father's asses, and was
+made king. But there is good reason to believe, that it was not
+written till the time of David, at least, and that the book of Joshua
+was not written before the same time.
+
+In Judges i., the writer, after announcing the death of Joshua,
+proceeds to tell what happened between the children of Judah and the
+native inhabitants of the land of Canaan. In this statement the
+writer, having abruptly mentioned Jerusalem in the 7th verse, says
+immediately after, in the 8th verse, by way of explanation, "Now the
+children of Judah had fought against Jerusalem, and taken it;"
+consequently this book could not have been written before Jerusalem
+had been taken. The reader will recollect the quotation I have just
+before made from Joshua xv. 63, where it said that the Jebusites
+dwell with the children of Judah at Jerusalem at this day; meaning
+the time when the book of Joshua was written.
+
+The evidence I have already produced to prove that the books I have
+hitherto treated of were not written by the persons to whom they are
+ascribed, nor till many years after their death, if such persons ever
+lived, is already so abundant, that I can afford to admit this
+passage with less weight than I am entitled to draw from it. For the
+case is, that so far as the Bible can be credited as an history, the
+city of Jerusalem was not taken till the time of David; and
+consequently, that the book of Joshua, and of Judges, were not
+written till after the commencement of the reign of David, which was
+370 years after the death of Joshua.
+
+The name of the city that was afterward called Jerusalem was
+originally Jebus, or Jebusi, and was the capital of the Jebusites.
+The account of David's taking this city is given in 2 Samuel, v. 4,
+etc.; also in 1 Chron. xiv. 4, etc. There is no mention in any part
+of the Bible that it was ever taken before, nor any account that
+favours such an opinion. It is not said, either in Samuel or in
+Chronicles, that they "utterly destroyed men, women and children,
+that they left not a soul to breathe," as is said of their other
+conquests; and the silence here observed implies that it was taken by
+capitulation; and that the Jebusites, the native inhabitants,
+continued to live in the place after it was taken. The account
+therefore, given in Joshua, that "the Jebusites dwell with the
+children of Judah" at Jerusalem at this day, corresponds to no other
+time than after taking the city by David.
+
+Having now shown that every book in the Bible, from Genesis to
+Judges, is without authenticity, I come to the book of Ruth, an idle,
+bungling story, foolishly told, nobody knows by whom, about a
+strolling country-girl creeping slily to bed to her cousin Boaz. [The
+text of Ruth does not imply the unpleasant sense Paine's words are
+likely to convey. -- Editor.] Pretty stuff indeed to be called the
+word of God. It is, however, one of the best books in the Bible, for
+it is free from murder and rapine.
+
+I come next to the two books of Samuel, and to shew that those books
+were not written by Samuel, nor till a great length of time after the
+death of Samuel; and that they are, like all the former books,
+anonymous, and without authority.
+
+To be convinced that these books have been written much later than
+the time of Samuel, and consequently not by him, it is only necessary
+to read the account which the writer gives of Saul going to seek his
+father's asses, and of his interview with Samuel, of whom Saul went
+to enquire about those lost asses, as foolish people nowa-days go to
+a conjuror to enquire after lost things.
+
+The writer, in relating this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses,
+does not tell it as a thing that had just then happened, but as an
+ancient story in the time this writer lived; for he tells it in the
+language or terms used at the time that Samuel lived, which obliges
+the writer to explain the story in the terms or language used in the
+time the writer lived.
+
+Samuel, in the account given of him in the first of those books,
+chap. ix. 13 called the seer; and it is by this term that Saul
+enquires after him, ver. 11, "And as they [Saul and his servant] went
+up the hill to the city, they found young maidens going out to draw
+water; and they said unto them, Is the seer here?" Saul then went
+according to the direction of these maidens, and met Samuel without
+knowing him, and said unto him, ver. 18, "Tell me, I pray thee, where
+the seer's house is? and Samuel answered Saul, and said, I am the
+seer."
+
+As the writer of the book of Samuel relates these questions and
+answers, in the language or manner of speaking used in the time they
+are said to have been spoken, and as that manner of speaking was out
+of use when this author wrote, he found it necessary, in order to
+make the story understood, to explain the terms in which these
+questions and answers are spoken; and he does this in the 9th verse,
+where he says, "Before-tune in Israel, when a man went to enquire of
+God, thus he spake, Come let us go to the seer; for he that is now
+called a prophet, was before-time called a seer." This proves, as I
+have before said, that this story of Saul, Samuel, and the asses, was
+an ancient story at the time the book of Samuel was written, and
+consequently that Samuel did not write it, and that the book is
+without authenticity,
+
+But if we go further into those books the evidence is still more
+positive that Samuel is not the writer of them; for they relate
+things that did not happen till several years after the death of
+Samuel. Samuel died before Saul; for i Samuel, xxviii. tells, that
+Saul and the witch of Endor conjured Samuel up after he was dead; yet
+the history of matters contained in those books is extended through
+the remaining part of Saul's life, and to the latter end of the life
+of David, who succeded Saul. The account of the death and burial of
+Samuel (a thing which he could not write himself) is related in i
+Samuel xxv.; and the chronology affixed to this chapter makes this to
+be B.C. 1060; yet the history of this first book is brought down to
+B.C. 1056, that is, to the death of Saul, which was not till four
+years after the death of Samuel.
+
+The second book of Samuel begins with an account of things that did
+not happen till four years after Samuel was dead; for it begins with
+the reign of David, who succeeded Saul, and it goes on to the end of
+David's reign, which was forty-three years after the death of Samuel;
+and, therefore, the books are in themselves positive evidence that
+they were not written by Samuel.
+
+I have now gone through all the books in the first part of the Bible,
+to which the names of persons are affixed, as being the authors of
+those books, and which the church, styling itself the Christian
+church, have imposed upon the world as the writings of Moses, Joshua
+and Samuel; and I have detected and proved the falsehood of this
+imposition. -- And now ye priests, of every description, who have
+preached and written against the former part of the 'Age of Reason,'
+what have ye to say? Will ye with all this mass of evidence against
+you, and staring you in the face, still have the assurance to march
+into your pulpits, and continue to impose these books on your
+congregations, as the works of inspired penmen and the word of God?
+when it is as evident as demonstration can make truth appear, that
+the persons who ye say are the authors, are not the authors, and that
+ye know not who the authors are. What shadow of pretence have ye now
+to produce for continuing the blasphemous fraud? What have ye still
+to offer against the pure and moral religion of deism, in support of
+your system of falsehood, idolatry, and pretended revelation? Had the
+cruel and murdering orders, with which the Bible is filled, and the
+numberless torturing executions of men, women, and children, in
+consequence of those orders, been ascribed to some friend, whose
+memory you revered, you would have glowed with satisfaction at
+detecting the falsehood of the charge, and gloried in defending his
+injured fame. It is because ye are sunk in the cruelty of
+superstition, or feel no interest in the honour of your Creator, that
+ye listen to the horrid tales of the Bible, or hear them with callous
+indifference. The evidence I have produced, and shall still produce
+in the course of this work, to prove that the Bible is without
+authority, will, whilst it wounds the stubbornness of a priest,
+relieve and tranquillize the minds of millions: it will free them
+from all those hard thoughts of the Almighty which priestcraft and
+the Bible had infused into their minds, and which stood in
+everlasting opposition to all their ideas of his moral justice and
+benevolence.
+
+I come now to the two books of Kings, and the two books of
+Chronicles. -- Those books are altogether historical, and are chiefly
+confined to the lives and actions of the Jewish kings, who in general
+were a parcel of rascals: but these are matters with which we have no
+more concern than we have with the Roman emperors, or Homer's account
+of the Trojan war. Besides which, as those books are anonymous, and
+as we know nothing of the writer, or of his character, it is
+impossible for us to know what degree of credit to give to the
+matters related therein. Like all other ancient histories, they
+appear to be a jumble of fable and of fact, and of probable and of
+improbable things, but which distance of time and place, and change
+of circumstances in the world, have rendered obsolete and
+uninteresting.
+
+The chief use I shall make of those books will be that of comparing
+them with each other, and with other parts of the Bible, to show the
+confusion, contradiction, and cruelty in this pretended word of God.
+
+The first book of Kings begins with the reign of Solomon, which,
+according to the Bible chronology, was B.C. 1015; and the second book
+ends B.C. 588, being a little after the reign of Zedekiah, whom
+Nebuchadnezzar, after taking Jerusalem and conquering the Jews,
+carried captive to Babylon. The two books include a space of 427
+years.
+
+The two books of Chroniclcs are an history of the same times, and in
+general of the same persons, by another author; for it would be
+absurd to suppose that the same author wrote the history twice over.
+The first book of Chronicles (after giving the genealogy from Adam to
+Saul, which takes up the first nine chapters) begins with the reign
+of David; and the last book ends, as in the last book of Kings, soon,
+after the reign of Zedekiah, about B.C. 588. The last two verses of
+the last chapter bring the history 52 years more forward, that is, to
+536. But these verses do not belong to the book, as I shall show when
+I come to speak of the book of Ezra.
+
+The two books of Kings, besides the history of Saul, David, and
+Solomon, who reigned over all Israel, contain an abstract of the
+lives of seventeen kings, and one queen, who are stiled kings of
+Judah; and of nineteen, who are stiled kings of Israel; for the
+Jewish nation, immediately on the death of Solomon, split into two
+parties, who chose separate kings, and who carried on most rancorous
+wars against each other.
+
+These two books are little more than a history of assassinations,
+treachery, and wars. The cruelties that the Jews had accustomed
+themselves to practise on the Canaanites, whose country they had
+savagely invaded, under a pretended gift from God, they afterwards
+practised as furiously on each other. Scarcely half their kings died
+a natural death, and in some instances whole families were destroyed
+to secure possession to the successor, who, after a few years, and
+sometimes only a few months, or less, shared the same fate. In 2
+Kings x., an account is given of two baskets full of children's
+heads, seventy in number, being exposed at the entrance of the city;
+they were the children of Ahab, and were murdered by the orders of
+Jehu, whom Elisha, the pretended man of God, had anointed to be king
+over Israel, on purpose to commit this bloody deed, and assassinate
+his predecessor. And in the account of the reign of Menahem, one of
+the kings of Israel who had murdered Shallum, who had reigned but one
+month, it is said, 2 Kings xv. 16, that Menahem smote the city of
+Tiphsah, because they opened not the city to him, and all the women
+therein that were with child he ripped up.
+
+Could we permit ourselves to suppose that the Almighty would
+distinguish any nation of people by the name of his chosen people, we
+must suppose that people to have been an example to all the rest of
+the world of the purest piety and humanity, and not such a nation of
+ruffians and cut-throats as the ancient Jews were, -- a people who,
+corrupted by and copying after such monsters and imposters as Moses
+and Aaron, Joshua, Samuel, and David, had distinguished themselves
+above all others on the face of the known earth for barbarity and
+wickedness. If we will not stubbornly shut our eyes and steel our
+hearts it is impossible not to see, in spite of all that
+long-established superstition imposes upon the mind, that the
+flattering appellation of his chosen people is no other than a LIE
+which the priests and leaders of the Jews had invented to cover the
+baseness of their own characters; and which Christian priests
+sometimes as corrupt, and often as cruel, have professed to believe.
+
+The two books of Chronicles are a repetition of the same crimes; but
+the history is broken in several places, by the author leaving out
+the reign of some of their kings; and in this, as well as in that of
+Kings, there is such a frequent transition from kings of Judah to
+kings of Israel, and from kings of Israel to kings of Judah, that the
+narrative is obscure in the reading. In the same book the history
+sometimes contradicts itself: for example, in 2 Kings, i. 17, we are
+told, but in rather ambiguous terms, that after the death of Ahaziah,
+king of Israel, Jehoram, or Joram, (who was of the house of Ahab),
+reigned in his stead in the second Year of Jehoram, or Joram, son of
+Jehoshaphat, king of Judah; and in viii. 16, of the same book, it is
+said, "And in the fifth year of Joram, the son of Ahab, king of
+Israel, Jehoshaphat being then king of Judah, Jehoram, the son of
+Jehoshaphat king of judah, began to reign." That is, one chapter says
+Joram of Judah began to reign in the second year of Joram of Israel;
+and the other chapter says, that Joram of Israel began to reign in
+the fifth year of Joram of Judah.
+
+Several of the most extraordinary matters related in one history, as
+having happened during the reign of such or such of their kings, are
+not to be found in the other, in relating the reign of the same king:
+for example, the two first rival kings, after the death of Solomon,
+were Rehoboam and Jeroboam; and in i Kings xii. and xiii. an account
+is given of Jeroboam making an offering of burnt incense, and that a
+man, who is there called a man of God, cried out against the altar
+(xiii. 2): "O altar, altar! thus saith the Lord: Behold, a child
+shall be born unto the house of David, Josiah by name, and upon thee
+shall he offer the priests of the high places that burn incense upon
+thee, and men's bones shall be burned upon thee." Verse 4: "And it
+came to pass, when king Jeroboam heard the saying of the man of God,
+which had cried against the altar in Bethel, that he put forth his
+hand from the altar, saying, Lay hold on him; and his hand which he
+put out against him dried up so that he could not pull it again to
+him."
+
+One would think that such an extraordinary case as this, (which is
+spoken of as a judgement,) happening to the chief of one of the
+parties, and that at the first moment of the separation of the
+Israelites into two nations, would, if it,. had been true, have been
+recorded in both histories. But though men, in later times, have
+believed all that the prophets have said unto them, it does appear
+that those prophets, or historians, disbelieved each other: they knew
+each other too well.
+
+A long account also is given in Kings about Elijah. It runs through
+several chapters, and concludes with telling, 2 Kings ii. 11, "And it
+came to pass, as they (Elijah and Elisha) still went on, and talked,
+that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire,
+and parted them both asunder, and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into
+heaven." Hum! this the author of Chronicles, miraculous as the story
+is, makes no mention of, though he mentions Elijah by name; neither
+does he say anything of the story related in the second chapter of
+the same book of Kings, of a parcel of children calling Elisha bald
+head; and that this man of God (ver. 24) "turned back, and looked
+upon them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord; and there came
+forth two she-bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children
+of them." He also passes over in silence the story told, 2 Kings
+xiii., that when they were burying a man in the sepulchre where
+Elisha had been buried, it happened that the dead man, as they were
+letting him down, (ver. 21) "touched the bones of Elisha, and he (the
+dead man) revived, and stood up on his feet." The story does not tell
+us whether they buried the man, notwithstanding he revived and stood
+upon his feet, or drew him up again. Upon all these stories the
+writer of the Chronicles is as silent as any writer of the present
+day, who did not chose to be accused of lying, or at least of
+romancing, would be about stories of the same kind.
+
+But, however these two historians may differ from each other with
+respect to the tales related by either, they are silent alike with
+respect to those men styled prophets whose writings fill up the
+latter part of the Bible. Isaiah, who lived in the time of Hezekiab,
+is mentioned in Kings, and again in Chronicles, when these histories
+are speaking of that reign; but except in one or two instances at
+most, and those very slightly, none of the rest are so much as spoken
+of, or even their existence hinted at; though, according to the Bible
+chronology, they lived within the time those histories were written;
+and some of them long before. If those prophets, as they are called,
+were men of such importance in their day, as the compilers of the
+Bible, and priests and commentators have since represented them to
+be, how can it be accounted for that not one of those histories
+should say anything about them?
+
+The history in the books of Kings and of Chronicles is brought
+forward, as I have already said, to the year B.C. 588; it will,
+therefore, be proper to examine which of these prophets lived before
+that period.
+
+Here follows a table of all the prophets, with the times in which
+they lived before Christ, according to the chronology affixed to the
+first chapter of each of the books of the prophets; and also of the
+number of years they lived before the books of Kings and Chronicles
+were written:
+
+TABLE of the Prophets, with the time in which they lived before
+Christ, and also before the books of Kings and Chronicles were
+written:
+
+ Years Years before
+ NAMES. before Kings and Observations.
+ Christ. Chronicles.
+
+Isaiah.............. 760 172 mentioned.
+
+ (mentioned only in
+Jeremiah............. 629 41 the last [two] chapters
+ of Chronicles.
+
+Ezekiel.............. 595 7 not mentioned.
+
+Daniel............... 607 19 not mentioned.
+
+Hosea................ 785 97 not mentioned.
+
+Joel................. 800 212 not mentioned.
+
+Amos................. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+Obadiah.............. 789 199 not mentioned.
+
+Jonah................ 862 274 see the note.
+
+Micah................ 750 162 not mentioned.
+
+Nahum............... 713 125 not mentioned.
+
+Habakkuk............. 620 38 not mentioned.
+
+Zepbaniah............ 630 42 not mentioned.
+
+Haggai
+Zechariah all three after the year 588
+Mdachi
+[NOTE In 2 Kings xiv. 25, the name of Jonah is mentioned on account
+of the restoration of a tract of land by Jeroboam; but nothing
+further is said of him, nor is any allusion made to the book of
+Jonah, nor to his expedition to Nineveh, nor to his encounter with
+the whale. -- Author.]
+
+This table is either not very honourable for the Bible historians, or
+not very honourable for the Bible prophets; and I leave to priests
+and commentators, who are very learned in little things, to settle
+the point of etiquette between the two; and to assign a reason, why
+the authors of Kings and of Chronicles have treated those prophets,
+whom, in the former part of the 'Age of Reason,' I have considered as
+poets, with as much degrading silence as any historian of the present
+day would treat Peter Pindar.
+
+I have one more observation to make on the book of Chronicles; after
+which I shall pass on to review the remaining books of the Bible.
+
+In my observations on the book of Genesis, I have quoted a passage
+from xxxvi. 31, which evidently refers to a time, after that kings
+began to reign over the children of Israel; and I have shown that as
+this verse is verbatim the same as in 1 Chronicles i. 43, where it
+stands consistently with the order of history, which in Genesis it
+does not, that the verse in Genesis, and a great part of the 36th
+chapter, have been taken from Chronicles; and that the book of
+Genesis, though it is placed first in the Bible, and ascribed to
+Moses, has been manufactured by some unknown person, after the book
+of Chronicles was written, which was not until at least eight hundred
+and sixty years after the time of Moses.
+
+The evidence I proceed by to substantiate this, is regular, and has
+in it but two stages. First, as I have already stated, that the
+passage in Genesis refers itself for time to Chronicles; secondly,
+that the book of Chronicles, to which this passage refers itself, was
+not begun to be written until at least eight hundred and sixty years
+after the time of Moses. To prove this, we have only to look into 1
+Chronicles iii. 15, where the writer, in giving the genealogy of the
+descendants of David, mentions Zedekiah; and it was in the time of
+Zedekiah that Nebuchadnezzar conquered Jerusalem, B.C. 588, and
+consequently more than 860 years after Moses. Those who have
+superstitiously boasted of the antiquity of the Bible, and
+particularly of the books ascribed to Moses, have done it without
+examination, and without any other authority than that of one
+credulous man telling it to another: for, so far as historical and
+chronological evidence applies, the very first book in the Bible is
+not so ancient as the book of Homer, by more than three hundred
+years, and is about the same age with AEsop's Fables.
+
+I am not contending for the morality of Homer; on the contrary, I
+think it a book of false glory, and tending to inspire immoral and
+mischievous notions of honour; and with respect to AEsop, though the
+moral is in general just, the fable is often cruel; and the cruelty
+of the fable does more injury to the heart, especially in a child,
+than the moral does good to the judgment.
+
+Having now dismissed Kings and Chronicles, I come to the next in
+course, the book of Ezra.
+
+As one proof, among others I shall produce to shew the disorder in
+which this pretended word of God, the Bible, has been put together,
+and the uncertainty of who the authors were, we have only to look at
+the first three verses in Ezra, and the last two in 2 Chronicles; for
+by what kind of cutting and shuffling has it been that the first
+three verses in Ezra should be the last two verses in 2 Chronicles,
+or that the last two in 2 Chronicles should be the first three in
+Ezra? Either the authors did not know their own works or the
+compilers did not know the authors.
+
+Last Two Verses of 2 Chronicles.
+
+Ver. 22. Now in the first year of Cyrus, King of Persia, that the
+word of the Lord, spoken by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be
+accomplished, the Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus, king of
+Persia, that he made a proclamation throughout all his kingdom, and
+put it also in writing, saying.
+
+earth hath the Lord God of heaven given me; and he hath charged me to
+build him an house in Jerusalem which is in Judah. Who is there among
+you of all his people? the Lord his God be with him, and let him go
+up. ***
+
+First Three Verses of Ezra.
+
+Ver. 1. Now in the first year of Cyrus, king of Persia, that the word
+of the Lord, by the mouth of Jeremiah, might be fulfilled, the Lord
+stirred up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia, that he made a
+proclamation throughout all his kingdom, and put it also in writing,
+saying.
+
+2. Thus saith Cyrus, king of Persia, The Lord God of heaven hath
+given me all the kingdoms of the earth; and he hath charged me to
+build him an house at Jerusalem, which is in Judah.
+
+3. Who is there among you of all his people? his God be with him, and
+let him go up to Jerusalem, which is in Judah, and build the house of
+the Lord God of Israel (he is the God) which is in Jerusalem.
+
+*** The last verse in Chronicles is broken abruptly, and ends in the
+middle of the phrase with the word 'up' without signifying to what
+place. This abrupt break, and the appearance of the same verses in
+different books, show as I have already said, the disorder and
+ignorance in which the Bible has been put together, and that the
+compilers of it had no authority for what they were doing, nor we any
+authority for believing what they have done. [NOTE I observed, as I
+passed along, several broken and senseless passages in the Bible,
+without thinking them of consequence enough to be introduced in the
+body of the work; such as that, 1 Samuel xiii. 1, where it is said,
+"Saul reigned one year; and when he had reigned two years over
+Israel, Saul chose him three thousand men," &c. The first part of the
+verse, that Saul reigned one year has no sense, since it does not
+tell us what Saul did, nor say any thing of what happened at the end
+of that one year; and it is, besides, mere absurdity to say he
+reigned one year, when the very next phrase says he had reigned two
+for if he had reigned two, it was impossible not to have reigned one.
+
+Another instance occurs in Joshua v. where the writer tells us a
+story of an angel (for such the table of contents at the head of the
+chapter calls him) appearing unto Joshua; and the story ends
+abruptly, and without any conclusion. The story is as follows: --
+Ver. 13. "And it came to pass, when Joshua was by Jericho, that he
+lifted up his eyes and looked, and behold there stood a man over
+against him with his sword drawn in his hand; and Joshua went unto
+him and said unto him, Art thou for us, or for our adversaries?"
+Verse 14, "And he said, Nay; but as captain of the host of the Lord
+am I now come. And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did
+worship and said unto him, What saith my Lord unto his servant?"
+Verse 15, "And the captain of the Lord's host said unto Josbua, Loose
+thy shoe from off thy foot; for the place whereon thou standeth is
+holy. And Joshua did so." -- And what then? nothing: for here the
+story ends, and the chapter too.
+
+Either this story is broken off in the middle, or it is a story told
+by some Jewish humourist in ridicule of Joshua's pretended mission
+from God, and the compilers of the Bible, not perceiving the design
+of the story, have told it as a serious matter. As a story of humour
+and ridicule it has a great deal of point; for it pompously
+introduces an angel in the figure of a man, with a drawn sword in his
+hand, before whom Joshua falls on his face to the earth, and worships
+(which is contrary to their second commandment;) and then, this most
+important embassy from heaven ends in telling Joshua to pull off his
+shoe. It might as well have told him to pull up his breeches.
+
+It is certain, however, that the Jews did not credit every thing
+their leaders told them, as appears from the cavalier manner in which
+they speak of Moses, when he was gone into the mount. As for this
+Moses, say they, we wot not what is become of him. Exod. xxxii. 1. --
+Author.]
+
+The only thing that has any appearance of certainty in the book of
+Ezra is the time in which it was written, which was immediately after
+the return of the Jews from the Babylonian captivity, about B.C. 536.
+Ezra (who, according to the Jewish commentators, is the same person
+as is called Esdras in the Apocrypha) was one of the persons who
+returned, and who, it is probable, wrote the account of that affair.
+Nebemiah, whose book follows next to Ezra, was another of the
+returned persons; and who, it is also probable, wrote the account of
+the same affair, in the book that bears his name. But those accounts
+are nothing to us, nor to any other person, unless it be to the Jews,
+as a part of the history of their nation; and there is just as much
+of the word of God in those books as there is in any of the histories
+of France, or Rapin's history of England, or the history of any other
+country.
+
+But even in matters of historical record, neither of those writers
+are to be depended upon. In Ezra ii., the writer gives a list of the
+tribes and families, and of the precise number of souls of each, that
+returned from Babylon to Jerusalem; and this enrolment of the persons
+so returned appears to have been one of the principal objects for
+writing the book; but in this there is an error that destroys the
+intention of the undertaking.
+
+The writer begins his enrolment in the following manner (ii. 3): "The
+children of Parosh, two thousand one hundred seventy and four." Ver.
+4, "The children of Shephatiah, three hundred seventy and two." And
+in this manner he proceeds through all the families; and in the 64th
+verse, he makes a total, and says, the whole congregation together
+was forty and two thousand three hundred and threescore.
+
+But whoever will take the trouble of casting up the several
+particulars, will find that the total is but 29,818; so that the
+error is 12,542. What certainty then can there be in the Bible for
+any thing?
+
+[Here Mr. Paine includes the long list of numbers from the Bible of
+all the children listed and the total thereof. This can be had
+directly from the Bible.]
+
+Nehemiah, in like manner, gives a list of the returned families, and
+of the number of each family. He begins as in Ezra, by saying (vii.
+8): "The children of Parosh, two thousand three hundred and
+seventy-two;" and so on through all the families. (The list differs
+in several of the particulars from that of Ezra.) In ver. 66,
+Nehemiah makes a total, and says, as Ezra had said, "The whole
+congregation together was forty and two thousand three hundred and
+threescore." But the particulars of this list make a total but of
+31,089, so that the error here is 11,271. These writers may do well
+enough for Bible-makers, but not for any thing where truth and
+exactness is necessary.
+
+The next book in course is the book of Esther. If Madam Esther
+thought it any honour to offer herself as a kept mistress to
+Ahasuerus, or as a rival to Queen Vashti, who had refused to come to
+a drunken king in the midst of a drunken company, to be made a show
+of, (for the account says, they had been drinking seven days, and
+were merry,) let Esther and Mordecai look to that, it is no business
+of ours, at least it is none of mine; besides which, the story has a
+great deal the appearance of being fabulous, and is also anonymous. I
+pass on to the book of Job.
+
+The book of Job differs in character from all the books we have
+hitherto passed over. Treachery and murder make no part of this book;
+it is the meditations of a mind strongly impressed with the
+vicissitudes of human life, and by turns sinking under, and
+struggling against the pressure. It is a highly wrought composition,
+between willing submission and involuntary discontent; and shows man,
+as he sometimes is, more disposed to be resigned than he is capable
+of being. Patience has but a small share in the character of the
+person of whom the book treats; on the contrary, his grief is often
+impetuous; but he still endeavours to keep a guard upon it, and seems
+determined, in the midst of accumulating ills, to impose upon himself
+the hard duty of contentment.
+
+I have spoken in a respectful manner of the book of Job in the former
+part of the 'Age of Reason,' but without knowing at that time what I
+have learned since; which is, that from all the evidence that can be
+collected, the book of Job does not belong to the Bible.
+
+I have seen the opinion of two Hebrew commentators, Abenezra and
+Spinoza, upon this subject; they both say that the book of Job
+carries no internal evidence of being an Hebrew book; that the genius
+of the composition, and the drama of the piece, are not Hebrew; that
+it has been translated from another language into Hebrew, and that
+the author of the book was a Gentile; that the character represented
+under the name of Satan (which is the first and only time this name
+is mentioned in the Bible) [In a later work Paine notes that in "the
+Bible" (by which be always means the Old Testament alone) the word
+Satan occurs also in 1 Chron. xxi. 1, and remarks that the action
+there ascribed to Satan is in 2 Sam. xxiv. 1, attributed to Jehovah
+("Essay on Dreams"). In these places, however, and in Ps. cix. 6,
+Satan means "adversary," and is so translated (A.S. version) in 2
+Sam. xix. 22, and 1 Kings v. 4, xi. 25. As a proper name, with the
+article, Satan appears in the Old Testament only in Job and in Zech.
+iii. 1, 2. But the authenticity of the passage in Zechariah has been
+questioned, and it may be that in finding the proper name of Satan in
+Job alone, Paine was following some opinion met with in one of the
+authorities whose comments are condensed in his paragraph. --
+Editor.] does not correspond to any Hebrew idea; and that the two
+convocations which the Deity is supposed to have made of those whom
+the poem calls sons of God, and the familiarity which this supposed
+Satan is stated to have with the Deity, are in the same case.
+
+It may also be observed, that the book shows itself to be the
+production of a mind cultivated in science, which the Jews, so far
+from being famous for, were very ignorant of. The allusions to
+objects of natural philosophy are frequent and strong, and are of a
+different cast to any thing in the books known to be Hebrew. The
+astronomical names, Pleiades, Orion, and Arcturus, are Greek and not
+Hebrew names, and it does not appear from any thing that is to be
+found in the Bible that the Jews knew any thing of astronomy, or that
+they studied it, they had no translation of those names into their
+own language, but adopted the names as they found them in the poem.
+[Paine's Jewish critic, David Levi, fastened on this slip ("Detence
+of the Old Testament," 1797, p. 152). In the original the names are
+Ash (Arcturus), Kesil' (Orion), Kimah' (Pleiades), though the
+identifications of the constellations in the A.S.V. have been
+questioned. -- Editor.]
+
+That the Jews did translate the literary productions of the Gentile
+nations into the Hebrew language, and mix them with their own, is not
+a matter of doubt; Proverbs xxxi. i, is an evidence of this: it is
+there said, The word of king Lemuel, the prophecy which his mother
+taught him. This verse stands as a preface to the proverbs that
+follow, and which are not the proverbs of Solomon, but of Lemuel; and
+this Lemuel was not one of the kings of Israel, nor of Judah, but of
+some other country, and consequently a Gentile. The Jews however have
+adopted his proverbs; and as they cannot give any account who the
+author of the book of Job was, nor how they came by the book, and as
+it differs in character from the Hebrew writings, and stands totally
+unconnected with every other book and chapter in the Bible before it
+and after it, it has all the circumstantial evidence of being
+originally a book of the Gentiles. [The prayer known by the name of
+Agur's Prayer, in Proverbs xxx., -- immediately preceding the
+proverbs of Lemuel, -- and which is the only sensible,
+well-conceived, and well-expressed prayer in the Bible, has much the
+appearance of being a prayer taken from the Gentiles. The name of
+Agur occurs on no other occasion than this; and he is introduced,
+together with the prayer ascribed to him, in the same manner, and
+nearly in the same words, that Lemuel and his proverbs are introduced
+in the chapter that follows. The first verse says, "The words of
+Agur, the son of Jakeh, even the prophecy:" here the word prophecy is
+used with the same application it has in the following chapter of
+Lemuel, unconnected with anything of prediction. The prayer of Agur
+is in the 8th and 9th verses, "Remove far from me vanity and lies;
+give me neither riches nor poverty, but feed me with food convenient
+for me; lest I be full and deny thee and say, Who is the Lord? or
+lest I be poor and steal, and take the name of my God in vain." This
+has not any of the marks of being a Jewish prayer, for the Jews never
+prayed but when they were in trouble, and never for anything but
+victory, vengeance, or riches. -- Author. (Prov. xxx. 1, and xxxi. 1,
+the word "prophecy" in these verses is translated "oracle" or
+"burden" (marg.) in the revised version. -- The prayer of Agur was
+quoted by Paine in his plea for the officers of Excise, 1772. --
+Editor.]
+
+The Bible-makers, and those regulators of time, the Bible
+chronologists, appear to have been at a loss where to place and how
+to dispose of the book of Job; for it contains no one historical
+circumstance, nor allusion to any, that might serve to determine its
+place in the Bible. But it would not have answered the purpose of
+these men to have informed the world of their ignorance; and,
+therefore, they have affixed it to the aera of B.C. 1520, which is
+during the time the Israelites were in Egypt, and for which they have
+just as much authority and no more than I should have for saying it
+was a thousand years before that period. The probability however is,
+that it is older than any book in the Bible; and it is the only one
+that can be read without indignation or disgust.
+
+We know nothing of what the ancient Gentile world (as it is called)
+was before the time of the Jews, whose practice has been to
+calumniate and blacken the character of all other nations; and it is
+from the Jewish accounts that we have learned to call them heathens.
+But, as far as we know to the contrary, they were a just and moral
+people, and not addicted, like the Jews, to cruelty and revenge, but
+of whose profession of faith we are unacquainted. It appears to have
+been their custom to personify both virtue and vice by statues and
+images, as is done now-a-days both by statuary and by painting; but
+it does not follow from this that they worshipped them any more than
+we do. -- I pass on to the book of,
+
+Psalms, of which it is not necessary to make much observation. Some
+of them are moral, and others are very revengeful; and the greater
+part relates to certain local circumstances of the Jewish nation at
+the time they were written, with which we have nothing to do. It is,
+however, an error or an imposition to call them the Psalms of David;
+they are a collection, as song-books are now-a- days, from different
+song-writers, who lived at different times. The 137th Psalm could not
+have been written till more than 400 years after the time of David,
+because it is written in commemoration of an event, the captivity of
+the Jews in Babylon, which did not happen till that distance of time.
+"By the rivers of Babylon we sat down; yea, we wept when we
+remembered Zion. We hanged our harps upon the willows, in the midst
+thereof; for there they that carried us away cartive required of us a
+song, saying, sing us one of the songs of Zion." As a man would say
+to an American, or to a Frenchman, or to an Englishman, sing us one
+of your American songs, or your French songs, or your English songs.
+This remark, with respect to the time this psalm was written, is of
+no other use than to show (among others already mentioned) the
+general imposition the world has been under with respect to the
+authors of the Bible. No regard has been paid to time, place, and
+circumstance; and the names of persons have been affixed to the
+several books which it was as impossible they should write, as that a
+man should walk in procession at his own funeral.
+
+The Book of Proverbs. These, like the Psalms, are a collection, and
+that from authors belonging to other nations than those of the Jewish
+nation, as I have shewn in the observations upon the book of Job;
+besides which, some of the Proverbs ascribed to Solomon did not
+appear till two hundred and fifty years after the death of Solomon;
+for it is said in xxv. i, "These are also proverbs of Solomon which
+the men of Hezekiah, king of Judah, copied out." It was two hundred
+and fifty years from the time of Solomon to the time of Hezekiah.
+When a man is famous and his name is abroad he is made the putative
+father of things he never said or did; and this, most probably, has
+been the case with Solomon. It appears to have been the fashion of
+that day to make proverbs, as it is now to make jest-books, and
+father them upon those who never saw them. [A "Tom Paine's Jest Book"
+had appeared in London with little or nothing of Paine in it. --
+Editor.]
+
+The book of Ecclesiastes, or the Preacher, is also ascribed to
+Solomon, and that with much reason, if not with truth. It is written
+as the solitary reflections of a worn-out debauchee, such as Solomon
+was, who looking back on scenes he can no longer enjoy, cries out All
+is Vanity! A great deal of the metaphor and of the sentiment is
+obscure, most probably by translation; but enough is left to show
+they were strongly pointed in the original. [Those that look out of
+the window shall be darkened, is an obscure figure in translation for
+loss of sight. -- Author.] From what is transmitted to us of the
+character of Solomon, he was witty, ostentatious, dissolute, and at
+last melancholy. He lived fast, and died, tired of the world, at the
+age of fifty-eight years.
+
+Seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines, are worse than
+none; and, however it may carry with it the appearance of heightened
+enjoyment, it defeats all the felicity of affection, by leaving it no
+point to fix upon; divided love is never happy. This was the case
+with Solomon; and if he could not, with all his pretensions to
+wisdom, discover it beforehand, he merited, unpitied, the
+mortification he afterwards endured. In this point of view, his
+preaching is unnecessary, because, to know the consequences, it is
+only necessary to know the cause. Seven hundred wives, and three
+hundred concubines would have stood in place of the whole book. It
+was needless after this to say that all was vanity and vexation of
+spirit; for it is impossible to derive happiness from the company of
+those whom we deprive of happiness.
+
+To be happy in old age it is necessary that we accustom ourselves to
+objects that can accompany the mind all the way through life, and
+that we take the rest as good in their day. The mere man of pleasure
+is miserable in old age; and the mere drudge in business is but
+little better: whereas, natural philosophy, mathematical and
+mechanical science, are a continual source of tranquil pleasure, and
+in spite of the gloomy dogmas of priests, and of superstition, the
+study of those things is the study of the true theology; it teaches
+man to know and to admire the Creator, for the principles of science
+are in the creation, and are unchangeable, and of divine origin.
+
+Those who knew Benjaman Franklin will recollect, that his mind was
+ever young; his temper ever serene; science, that never grows grey,
+was always his mistress. He was never without an object; for when we
+cease to have an object we become like an invalid in an hospital
+waiting for death.
+
+Solomon's Songs, amorous and foolish enough, but which wrinkled
+fanaticism has called divine. -- The compilers of the Bible have
+placed these songs after the book of Ecclesiastes; and the
+chronologists have affixed to them the aera of B.C. 1O14, at which
+time Solomon, according to the same chronology, was nineteen years of
+age, and was then forming his seraglio of wives and concubines. The
+Bible-makers and the chronologists should have managed this matter a
+little better, and either have said nothing about the time, or chosen
+a time less inconsistent with the supposed divinity of those songs;
+for Solomon was then in the honey-moon of one thousand debaucheries.
+
+It should also have occurred to them, that as he wrote, if he did
+write, the book of Ecclesiastes, long after these songs, and in which
+he exclaims that all is vanity and vexation of spirit, that he
+included those songs in that description. This is the more probable,
+because he says, or somebody for him, Ecclesiastes ii. 8, I got me
+men-singers, and women-singers (most probably to sing those songs],
+and musical instruments of all sores; and behold (Ver. ii), "all was
+vanity and vexation of spirit." The compilers however have done their
+work but by halves; for as they have given us the songs they should
+have given us the tunes, that we might sing them.
+
+The books called the books of the Prophets fill up all the remaining
+part of the Bible; they are sixteen in number, beginning with Isaiah
+and ending with Malachi, of which I have given a list in the
+observations upon Chronicles. Of these sixteen prophets, all of whom
+except the last three lived within the time the books of Kings and
+Chronicles were written, two only, Isaiah and Jeremiah, are mentioned
+in the history of those books. I shall begin with those two,
+reserving, what I have to say on the general character of the men
+called prophets to another part of the work.
+
+Whoever will take the trouble of reading the book ascribed to Isaiah,
+will find it one of the most wild and disorderly compositions ever
+put together; it has neither beginning, middle, nor end; and, except
+a short historical part, and a few sketches of history in the first
+two or three chapters, is one continued incoherent, bombastical rant,
+full of extravagant metaphor, without application, and destitute of
+meaning; a school-boy would scarcely have been excusable for writing
+such stuff; it is (at least in translation) that kind of composition
+and false taste that is properly called prose run mad.
+
+The historical part begins at chapter xxxvi., and is continued to the
+end of chapter xxxix. It relates some matters that are said to have
+passed during the reign of Hezekiah, king of Judah, at which time
+Isaiah lived. This fragment of history begins and ends abruptly; it
+has not the least connection with the chapter that precedes it, nor
+with that which follows it, nor with any other in the book. It is
+probable that Isaiah wrote this fragment himself, because he was an
+actor in the circumstances it treats of; but except this part there
+are scarcely two chapters that have any connection with each other.
+One is entitled, at the beginning of the first verse, the burden of
+Babylon; another, the burden of Moab; another, the burden of
+Damascus; another, the burden of Egypt; another, the burden of the
+Desert of the Sea; another, the burden of the Valley of Vision: as
+you would say the story of the Knight of the Burning Mountain, the
+story of Cinderella, or the glassen slipper, the story of the
+Sleeping Beauty in the Wood, etc., etc.
+
+
+I have already shown, in the instance of the last two verses of 2
+Chronicles, and the first three in Ezra, that the compilers of the
+Bible mixed and confounded the writings of different authors with
+each other; which alone, were there no other cause, is sufficient to
+destroy the authenticity of an compilation, because it is more than
+presumptive evidence that the compilers are ignorant who the authors
+were. A very glaring instance of this occurs in the book ascribed to
+Isaiah: the latter part of the 44th chapter, and the beginning of the
+45th, so far from having been written by Isaiah, could only have been
+written by some person who lived at least an hundred and fifty years
+after Isaiah was dead.
+
+These chapters are a compliment to Cyrus, who permitted the Jews to
+return to Jerusalem from the Babylonian captivity, to rebuild
+Jerusalem and the temple, as is stated in Ezra. The last verse of the
+44th chapter, and the beginning of the 45th [Isaiah] are in the
+following words: "That saith of Cyrus, he is my shepherd, and shall
+perform all my pleasure; even saying to Jerusalem, thou shalt be
+built; and to the temple thy foundations shall be laid: thus saith
+the Lord to his enointed, to Cyrus, whose right hand I have holden to
+subdue nations before him, and I will loose the loins of kings to
+open before him the two-leaved gates, and the gates shall not be
+shut; I will go before thee," etc.
+
+What audacity of church and priestly ignorance it is to impose this
+book upon the world as the writing of Isaiah, when Isaiah, according
+to their own chronology, died soon after the death of Hezekiah, which
+was B.C. 698; and the decree of Cyrus, in favour of the Jews
+returning to Jerusalem, was, according to the same chronology, B.C.
+536; which is a distance of time between the two of 162 years. I do
+not suppose that the compilers of the Bible made these books, but
+rather that they picked up some loose, anonymous essays, and put them
+together under the names of such authors as best suited their
+purpose. They have encouraged the imposition, which is next to
+inventing it; for it was impossible but they must have observed it.
+
+When we see the studied craft of the scripture-makers, in making
+every part of this romantic book of school-boy's eloquence bend to
+the monstrous idea of a Son of God, begotten by a ghost on the body
+of a virgin, there is no imposition we are not justified in
+suspecting them of. Every phrase and circumstance are marked with the
+barbarous hand of superstitious torture, and forced into meanings it
+was impossible they could have. The head of every chapter, and the
+top of every page, are blazoned with the names of Christ and the
+Church, that the unwary reader might suck in the error before he
+began to read.
+
+Behold a virgin shall conceive, and bear a son (Isa. vii. I4), has
+been interpreted to mean the person called Jesus Christ, and his
+mother Mary, and has been echoed through christendom for more than a
+thousand years; and such has been the rage of this opinion, that
+scarcely a spot in it but has been stained with blood and marked with
+desolation in consequence of it. Though it is not my intention to
+enter into controversy on subjects of this kind, but to confine
+myself to show that the Bible is spurious, -- and thus, by taking
+away the foundation, to overthrow at once the whole structure of
+superstition raised thereon, -- I will however stop a moment to
+expose the fallacious application of this passage.
+
+Whether Isaiah was playing a trick with Ahaz, king of Judah, to whom
+this passage is spoken, is no business of mine; I mean only to show
+the misapplication of the passage, and that it has no more reference
+to Christ and his mother, than it has to me and my mother. The story
+is simply this:
+
+The king of Syria and the king of Israel (I have already mentioned
+that the Jews were split into two nations, one of which was called
+Judah, the capital of which was Jerusalem, and the other Israel) made
+war jointly against Ahaz, king of Judah, and marched their armies
+towards Jerusalem. Ahaz and his people became alarmed, and the
+account says (Is. vii. 2), Their hearts were moved as the trees of
+the wood are moved with the wind.
+
+In this situation of things, Isaiah addresses himself to Ahaz, and
+assures him in the name of the Lord (the cant phrase of all the
+prophets) that these two kings should not succeed against him; and to
+satisfy Ahaz that this should be the case, tells him to ask a sign.
+This, the account says, Ahaz declined doing; giving as a reason that
+he would not tempt the Lord; upon which Isaiah, who is the speaker,
+says, ver. 14, "Therefore the Lord himself shall give you a sign;
+behold a virgin shall conceive and bear a son;" and the 16th verse
+says, "And before this child shall know to refuse the evil, and
+choose the good, the land which thou abhorrest or dreadest [meaning
+Syria and the kingdom of Israel] shall be forsaken of both her
+kings." Here then was the sign, and the time limited for the
+completion of the assurance or promise; namely, before this child
+shall know to refuse the evil and choose the good.
+
+Isaiah having committed himself thus far, it became necessary to him,
+in order to avoid the imputation of being a false prophet, and the
+consequences thereof, to take measures to make this sign appear. It
+certainly was not a difficult thing, in any time of the world, to
+find a girl with child, or to make her so; and perhaps Isaiah knew of
+one beforehand; for I do not suppose that the prophets of that day
+were any more to be trusted than the priests of this: be that,
+however, as it may, he says in the next chapter, ver. 2, "And I took
+unto me faithful witnesses to record, Uriah the priest, and Zechariah
+the son of Jeberechiah, and I went unto the prophetess, and she
+conceived and bare a son."
+
+Here then is the whole story, foolish as it is, of this child and
+this virgin; and it is upon the barefaced perversion of this story
+that the book of Matthew, and the impudence and sordid interest of
+priests in later times, have founded a theory, which they call the
+gospel; and have applied this story to signify the person they call
+Jesus Christ; begotten, they say, by a ghost, whom they call holy, on
+the body of a woman engaged in marriage, and afterwards married, whom
+they call a virgin, seven hundred years after this foolish story was
+told; a theory which, speaking for myself, I hesitate not to believe,
+and to say, is as fabulous and as false as God is true. [In Is. vii.
+14, it is said that the child should be called Immanuel; but this
+name was not given to either of the children, otherwise than as a
+character, which the word signifies. That of the prophetess was
+called Maher-shalalhash- baz, and that of Mary was called Jesus. --
+Author.]
+
+But to show the imposition and falsehood of Isaiah we have only to
+attend to the sequel of this story; which, though it is passed over
+in silence in the book of Isaiah, is related in 2 Chronicles, xxviii;
+and which is, that instead of these two kings failing in their
+attempt against Ahaz, king of Judah, as Isaiah had pretended to
+foretel in the name of the Lord, they succeeded: Ahaz was defeated
+and destroyed; an hundred and twenty thousand of his people were
+slaughtered; Jerusalem was plundered, and two hundred thousand women
+and sons and daughters carried into captivity. Thus much for this
+lying prophet and imposter Isaiah, and the book of falsehoods that
+bears his name. I pass on to the book of Jeremiah. This prophet,
+as he is called, lived in the time that Nebuchadnezzar besieged
+Jerusalem, in the reign of Zedekiah, the last king of Judah; and the
+suspicion was strong against him that he was a traitor in the interest
+of Nebuchadnezzar. Every thing relating to Jeremiah shows him to have
+been a man of an equivocal character: in his metaphor of the potter
+and the clay, (ch. xviii.) he guards his prognostications in such a
+crafty manner as always to leave himself a door to escape by, in case
+the event should be contrary to what he had predicted. In the 7th and
+8th verses he makes the Almighty to say, "At what instant I shall speak
+concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, and to pull
+down, and destroy it, if that nation, against whom I have pronounced,
+turn from their evil, I will repent me of the evil that I thought to
+do unto them." Here was a proviso against one side of the case: now
+for the other side. Verses 9 and 10, "At what instant I shall speak
+concerning a nation, and concerning a kingdom, to build and to plant
+it, if it do evil in my sight, that it obey not my voice, then I will
+repent me of the good wherewith I said I would benefit them." Here is
+a proviso against the other side; and, according to this plan of
+prophesying, a prophet could never be wrong, however mistaken the
+Almighty might be. This sort of absurd subterfuge, and this manner
+of speaking of the Almighty, as one would speak of a man, is consistent
+with nothing but the stupidity of the Bible.
+
+As to the authenticity of the book, it is only necessary to read it
+in order to decide positively that, though some passages recorded
+therein may have been spoken by Jeremiah, he is not the author of the
+book. The historical parts, if they can be called by that name, are
+in the most confused condition; the same events are several times
+repeated, and that in a manner different, and sometimes in
+contradiction to each other; and this disorder runs even to the last
+chapter, where the history, upon which the greater part of the book
+has been employed, begins anew, and ends abruptly. The book has all
+the appearance of being a medley of unconnected anecdotes respecting
+persons and things of that time, collected together in the same rude
+manner as if the various and contradictory accounts that are to be
+found in a bundle of newspapers, respecting persons and things of the
+present day, were put together without date, order, or explanation. I
+will give two or three examples of this kind.
+
+It appears, from the account of chapter xxxvii. that the army of
+Nebuchadnezzer, which is called the army of the Chaldeans, had
+besieged Jerusalem some time; and on their hearing that the army of
+Pharaoh of Egypt was marching against them, they raised the siege and
+retreated for a time. It may here be proper to mention, in order to
+understand this confused history, that Nebuchadnezzar had besieged
+and taken Jerusalem during the reign of Jehoakim, the redecessor of
+Zedekiah; and that it was Nebuchadnezzar who had make Zedekiah king,
+or rather viceroy; and that this second siege, of which the book of
+Jeremiah treats, was in consequence of the revolt of Zedekiah against
+Nebuchadnezzar. This will in some measure account for the suspicion
+that affixes itself to Jeremiah of being a traitor, and in the
+interest of Nebuchadnezzar, -- whom Jeremiah calls, xliii. 10, the
+servant of God.
+
+Chapter xxxvii. 11-13, says, "And it came to pass, that, when the
+army of the Chaldeans was broken up from Jerusalem, for fear of
+Pharaoh's army, that Jeremiah went forth out of Jerusalem, to go (as
+this account states) into the land of Benjamin, to separate himself
+thence in the midst of the people; and when he was in the gate of
+Benjamin a captain of the ward was there, whose name was Irijah ...
+and he took Jeremiah the prophet, saying, Thou fallest away to the
+Chaldeans; then Jeremiah said, It is false; I fall not away to the
+Chaldeans." Jeremiah being thus stopt and accused, was, after being
+examined, committed to prison, on suspicion of being a traitor, where
+he remained, as is stated in the last verse of this chapter.
+
+But the next chapter gives an account of the imprisonment of
+Jeremiah, which has no connection with this account, but ascribes his
+imprisonment to another circumstance, and for which we must go back
+to chapter xxi. It is there stated, ver. 1, that Zedekiah sent Pashur
+the son of Malchiah, and Zephaniah the son of Maaseiah the priest, to
+Jeremiah, to enquire of him concerning Nebuchadnezzar, whose army was
+then before Jerusalem; and Jeremiah said to them, ver. 8, "Thus saith
+the Lord, Behold I set before you the way of life, and the way of
+death; he that abideth in this city shall die by the sword and by the
+famine, and by the pestilence; but he that goeth out and falleth to
+the Clialdeans that besiege you, he shall live, and his life shall be
+unto him for a prey."
+
+This interview and conference breaks off abruptly at the end of the
+10th verse of chapter xxi.; and such is the disorder of this book
+that we have to pass over sixteen chapters upon various subjects, in
+order to come at the continuation and event of this conference; and
+this brings us to the first verse of chapter xxxviii., as I have just
+mentioned. The chapter opens with saying, "Then Shaphatiah, the son
+of Mattan, Gedaliah the son of Pashur, and Jucal the son of
+Shelemiah, and Pashur the son of Malchiah, (here are more persons
+mentioned than in chapter xxi.) heard the words that Jeremiah spoke
+unto all the people, saying, Thus saith the Lord, He that remaineth
+in this city, shall die by the sword, by famine, and by the
+pestilence; but he that goeth forth to the Chaldeans shall live; for
+he shall have his life for a prey, and shall live"; [which are the
+words of the conference;] therefore, (say they to Zedekiah,) "We
+beseech thee, let this man be put to death, for thus he weakeneth the
+hands of the men of war that remain in this city, and the hands of
+all the people, in speaking such words unto them; for this man
+seeketh not the welfare of the people, but the hurt:" and at the 6th
+verse it is said, "Then they took Jeremiah, and put him into the
+dungeon of Malchiah."
+
+These two accounts are different and contradictory. The one ascribes
+his imprisonment to his attempt to escape out of the city; the other
+to his preaching and prophesying in the city; the one to his being
+seized by the guard at the gate; the other to his being accused
+before Zedekiah by the conferees. [I observed two chapters in I
+Samuel (xvi. and xvii.) that contradict each other with respect to
+David, and the manner he became acquainted with Saul; as Jeremiah
+xxxvii. and xxxviii. contradict each other with respect to the cause
+of Jeremiah's imprisonment.
+
+In 1 Samuel, xvi., it is said, that an evil spirit of God troubled
+Saul, and that his servants advised him (as a remedy) "to seek out a
+man who was a cunning player upon the harp." And Saul said, ver. 17,
+"Provide me now a man that can play well, and bring him to me. Then
+answered one of his servants, and said, Behold, I have seen a son of
+Jesse, the Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a mighty
+man, and a man of war, and prudent in matters, and a comely person,
+and the Lord is with him; wherefore Saul sent messengers unto Jesse,
+and said, Send me David, thy son. And (verse 21) David came to Saul,
+and stood before him, and he loved him greatly, and he became his
+armour-bearer; and when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul,
+(verse 23) David took his harp, and played with his hand, and Saul
+was refreshed, and was well."
+
+But the next chapter (xvii.) gives an account, all different to this,
+of the manner that Saul and David became acquainted. Here it is
+ascribed to David's encounter with Goliah, when David was sent by his
+father to carry provision to his brethren in the camp. In the 55th
+verse of this chapter it is said, "And when Saul saw David go forth
+against the Philistine (Goliah) he said to Abner, the captain of the
+host, Abner, whose son is this youth? And Abner said, As thy soul
+liveth, 0 king, I cannot tell. And the king said, Enquire thou whose
+son the stripling is. And as David returned from the slaughter of the
+Philistine, Abner took him and brought him before Saul, with the head
+of the Philistine in his hand; and Saul said unto him, Whose son art
+thou, thou young man? And David answered, I am the son of thy
+servant, Jesse, the Betblehemite," These two accounts belie each
+other, because each of them supposes Saul and David not to have known
+each other before. This book, the Bible, is too ridiculous for
+criticism. -- Author.]
+
+In the next chapter (Jer. xxxix.) we have another instance of the
+disordered state of this book; for notwithstanding the siege of the
+city by Nebuchadnezzar has been the subject of several of the
+preceding chapters, particularly xxxvii. and xxxviii., chapter xxxix.
+begins as if not a word had been said upon the subject, and as if the
+reader was still to be informed of every particular respecting it;
+for it begins with saying, ver. 1, "In the ninth year of Zedekiah
+king of Judah, in the tenth month, came Nebuchadnezzar king of
+Babylon, and all his army, against Jerusalem, and besieged it," etc.
+
+But the instance in the last chapter (lii.) is still more glaring;
+for though the story has been told over and over again, this chapter
+still supposes the reader not to know anything of it, for it begins
+by saying, ver. i, "Zedekiah was one and twenty years old when he
+began to reign, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem, and his
+mother's name was Hamutal, the daughter of Jeremiah of Libnah." (Ver.
+4,) "And it came to pass in the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth
+month, that Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came, he and all his army,
+against Jerusalem, and pitched against it, and built forts against
+it," etc.
+
+It is not possible that any one man, and more particularly Jeremiah,
+could have been the writer of this book. The errors are such as could
+not have been committed by any person sitting down to compose a work.
+Were I, or any other man, to write in such a disordered manner, no
+body would read what was written, and every body would suppose that
+the writer was in a state of insanity. The only way, therefore, to
+account for the disorder is, that the book is a medley of detached
+unauthenticated anecdotes, put together by some stupid book-maker,
+under the name of Jeremiah; because many of them refer to him, and to
+the circumstances of the times he lived in.
+
+Of the duplicity, and of the false predictions of Jeremiah, I shall
+mention two instances, and then proceed to review the remainder of
+the Bible.
+
+It appears from chapter xxxviii. that when Jeremiah was in prison,
+Zedekiah sent for him, and at this interview, which was private,
+Jeremiah pressed it strongly on Zedekiah to surrender himself to the
+enemy. "If," says he, (ver. 17,) thou wilt assuredly go forth unto
+the king of Babylon's princes, then thy soul shall live," etc.
+Zedekiah was apprehensive that what passed at this conference should
+be known; and he said to Jeremiah, (ver. 25,) "If the princes
+[meaning those of Judah] hear that I have talked with thee, and they
+come unto thee, and say unto thee, Declare unto us now what thou hast
+said unto the king; hide it not from us, and we will not put thee to
+death; and also what the king said unto thee; then thou shalt say
+unto them, I presented my supplication before the king that he would
+not cause me to return to Jonathan's house, to die there. Then came
+all the princes unto Jeremiah, and asked him, and "he told them
+according to all the words the king had commanded." Thus, this man
+of God, as he is called, could tell a lie, or very strongly
+prevaricate, when he supposed it would answer his purpose; for
+certainly he did not go to Zedekiah to make this supplication,
+neither did he make it; he went because he was sent for, and he
+employed that opportunity to advise Zedekiah to surrender himself to
+Nebuchadnezzar.
+
+In chapter xxxiv. 2-5, is a prophecy of Jeremiah to Zedekiah in these
+words: "Thus saith the Lord, Behold I will give this city into the
+hand of the king of Babylon, and he will burn it with fire; and thou
+shalt not escape out of his hand, but thou shalt surely be taken, and
+delivered into his hand; and thine eyes shall behold the eyes of the
+king of Babylon, and he shall speak with thee mouth to mouth, and
+thou shalt go to Babylon. Yet hear the word of the Lord; O Zedekiah,
+king, of Judah, thus saith the Lord, Thou shalt not die by the sword,
+but thou shalt die in Peace; and with the burnings of thy fathers,
+the former kings that were before thee, so shall they burn odours for
+thee, and they will lament thee, saying, Ah, Lord! for I have
+pronounced the word, saith the Lord."
+
+Now, instead of Zedekiah beholding the eyes of the king of Babylon,
+and speaking with him mouth to mouth, and dying in peace, and with
+the burning of odours, as at the funeral of his fathers, (as Jeremiah
+had declared the Lord himself had pronounced,) the reverse, according
+to chapter Iii., 10, 11 was the case; it is there said, that the king
+of Babylon slew the sons of Zedekiah before his eyes: then he put out
+the eyes of Zedekiah, and bound him in chains, and carried him to
+Babylon, and put him in prison till the day of his death.
+
+What then can we say of these prophets, but that they are impostors
+and liars?
+
+As for Jeremiah, he experienced none of those evils. He was taken
+into favour by Nebuchadnezzar, who gave him in charge to the captain
+of the guard (xxxix, 12), "Take him (said he) and look well to him,
+and do him no harm; but do unto him even as he shall say unto thee."
+Jeremiah joined himself afterwards to Nebuchadnezzar, and went about
+prophesying for him against the Egyptians, who had marched to the
+relief of Jerusalem while it was besieged. Thus much for another of
+the lying prophets, and the book that bears his name.
+
+I have been the more particular in treating of the books ascribed to
+Isaiah and Jeremiah, because those two are spoken of in the books of
+Kings and Chronicles, which the others are not. The remainder of the
+books ascribed to the men called prophets I shall not trouble myself
+much about; but take them collectively into the observations I shall
+offer on the character of the men styled prophets.
+
+In the former part of the 'Age of Reason,' I have said that the word
+prophet was the Bible-word for poet, and that the flights and
+metaphors of Jewish poets have been foolishly erected into what are
+now called prophecies. I am sufficiently justified in this opinion,
+not only because the books called the prophecies are written in
+poetical language, but because there is no word in the Bible, except
+it be the word prophet, that describes what we mean by a poet. I have
+also said, that the word signified a performer upon musical
+instruments, of which I have given some instances; such as that of a
+company of prophets, prophesying with psalteries, with tabrets, with
+pipes, with harps, etc., and that Saul prophesied with them, 1 Sam.
+x., 5. It appears from this passage, and from other parts in the book
+of Samuel, that the word prophet was confined to signify poetry and
+music; for the person who was supposed to have a visionary insight
+into concealed things, was not a prophet but a seer, [I know not what
+is the Hebrew word that corresponds to the word seer in English; but
+I observe it is translated into French by Le Voyant, from the verb
+voir to see, and which means the person who sees, or the seer. --
+Author.
+
+The Hebrew word for Seer, in 1 Samuel ix., transliterated, is chozeh,
+the gazer, it is translated in Is. xlvii. 13, "the stargazers." --
+Editor.] (i Sam, ix. 9;) and it was not till after the word seer went
+out of use (which most probably was when Saul banished those he
+called wizards) that the profession of the seer, or the art of
+seeing, became incorporated into the word prophet.
+
+According to the modern meaning of the word prophet and prophesying,
+it signifies foretelling events to a great distance of time; and it
+became necessary to the inventors of the gospel to give it this
+latitude of meaning, in order to apply or to stretch what they call
+the prophecies of the Old Testament, to the times of the New. But
+according to the Old Testament, the prophesying of the seer, and
+afterwards of the prophet, so far as the meaning of the word "seer"
+was incorporated into that of prophet, had reference only to things
+of the time then passing, or very closely connected with it; such as
+the event of a battle they were going to engage in, or of a journey,
+or of any enterprise they were going to undertake, or of any
+circumstance then pending, or of any difficulty they were then in;
+all of which had immediate reference to themselves (as in the case
+already mentioned of Ahaz and Isaiah with respect to the expression,
+Behold a virgin shall conceive and bear a son,) and not to any
+distant future time. It was that kind of prophesying that corresponds
+to what we call fortune-telling; such as casting nativities,
+predicting riches, fortunate or unfortunate marriages, conjuring for
+lost goods, etc.; and it is the fraud of the Christian church, not
+that of the Jews, and the ignorance and the superstition of modern,
+not that of ancient times, that elevated those poetical, musical,
+conjuring, dreaming, strolling gentry, into the rank they have since
+had.
+
+But, besides this general character of all the prophets, they had
+also a particular character. They were in parties, and they
+prophesied for or against, according to the party they were with; as
+the poetical and political writers of the present day write in
+defence of the party they associate with against the other.
+
+After the Jews were divided into two nations, that of Judah and that
+of Israel, each party had its prophets, who abused and accused each
+other of being false prophets, lying prophets, impostors, etc.
+
+The prophets of the party of Judah prophesied against the prophets of
+the party of Israel; and those of the party of Israel against those
+of Judah. This party prophesying showed itself immediately on the
+separation under the first two rival kings, Rehoboam and Jeroboam.
+The prophet that cursed, or prophesied against the altar that
+Jeroboam had built in Bethel, was of the party of Judah, where
+Rehoboam was king; and he was way-laid on his return home by a
+prophet of the party of Israel, who said unto him (i Kings xiii.)
+"Art thou the man of God that came from Judah? and he said, I am."
+Then the prophet of the party of Israel said to him "I am a prophet
+also, as thou art, [signifying of Judah,] and an angel spake unto me
+by the word of the Lord, saying, Bring him back with thee unto thine
+house, that he may eat bread and drink water; but (says the 18th
+verse) he lied unto him." The event, however, according to the story,
+is, that the prophet of Judah never got back to Judah; for he was
+found dead on the road by the contrivance of the prophet of Israel,
+who no doubt was called a true prophet by his own party, and the
+prophet of Judah a lying prophet.
+
+In 2 Kings, iii., a story is related of prophesying or conjuring that
+shews, in several particulars, the character of a prophet.
+Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and Joram king of Israel, had for a while
+ceased their party animosity, and entered into an alliance; and these
+two, together with the king of Edom, engaged in a war against the
+king of Moab. After uniting and marching their armies, the story
+says, they were in great distress for water, upon which Jehoshaphat
+said, "Is there not here a prophet of the Lord, that we may enquire
+of the Lord by him? and one of the servants of the king of Israel
+said here is Elisha. [Elisha was of the party of Judah.] And
+Jehoshaphat the king of Judah said, The word of the Lord is with
+him." The story then says, that these three kings went down to
+Elisha; and when Elisha [who, as I have said, was a Judahmite
+prophet] saw the King of Israel, he said unto him, "What have I to do
+with thee, get thee to the prophets of thy father and the prophets of
+thy mother. Nay but, said the king of Israel, the Lord hath called
+these three kings together, to deliver them into the hands of the
+king of Moab," (meaning because of the distress they were in for
+water;) upon which Elisha said, "As the Lord of hosts liveth before
+whom I stand, surely, were it not that I regard the presence of
+Jehoshaphat, king of Judah, I would not look towards thee nor see
+thee." Here is all the venom and vulgarity of a party prophet. We are
+now to see the performance, or manner of prophesying.
+
+Ver. 15. "Bring me," (said Elisha), "a minstrel; and it came to pass,
+when the minstrel played, that the hand of the Lord came upon him."
+Here is the farce of the conjurer. Now for the prophecy: "And Elisha
+said, [singing most probably to the tune he was playing], Thus saith
+the Lord, Make this valley full of ditches; "which was just telling
+them what every countryman could have told them without either fiddle
+or farce, that the way to get water was to dig for it.
+
+But as every conjuror is not famous alike for the same thing, so
+neither were those prophets; for though all of them, at least those I
+have spoken of, were famous for lying, some of them excelled in
+cursing. Elisha, whom I have just mentioned, was a chief in this
+branch of prophesying; it was he that cursed the forty-two children
+in the name of the Lord, whom the two she-bears came and devoured. We
+are to suppose that those children were of the party of Israel; but
+as those who will curse will lie, there is just as much credit to be
+given to this story of Elisha's two she- bears as there is to that of
+the Dragon of Wantley, of whom it is said:
+
+Poor children three devoured be,
+That could not with him grapple;
+And at one sup he eat them up,
+As a man would eat an apple.
+
+There was another description of men called prophets, that amused
+themselves with dreams and visions; but whether by night or by day we
+know not. These, if they were not quite harmless, were but little
+mischievous. Of this class are
+
+EZEKIEL and DANIEL; and the first question upon these books, as upon
+all the others, is, Are they genuine? that is, were they written by
+Ezekiel and Daniel?
+
+Of this there is no proof; but so far as my own opinion goes, I am
+more inclined to believe they were, than that they were not. My
+reasons for this opinion are as follows: First, Because those books
+do not contain internal evidence to prove they were not written by
+Ezekiel and Daniel, as the books ascribed to Moses, Joshua, Samuel,
+etc., prove they were not written by Moses, Joshua, Samuel, etc.
+
+Secondly, Because they were not written till after the Babylonish
+captivity began; and there is good reason to believe that not any
+book in the bible was written before that period; at least it is
+proveable, from the books themselves, as I have already shown, that
+they were not written till after the commencement of the Jewish
+monarchy.
+
+Thirdly, Because the manner in which the books ascribed to Ezekiel
+and Daniel are written, agrees with the condition these men were in
+at the time of writing them.
+
+Had the numerous commentators and priests, who have foolishly
+employed or wasted their time in pretending to expound and unriddle
+those books, been carred into captivity, as Ezekiel and Daniel were,
+it would greatly have improved their intellects in comprehending the
+reason for this mode of writing, and have saved them the trouble of
+racking their invention, as they have done to no purpose; for they
+would have found that themselves would be obliged to write whatever
+they had to write, respecting their own affairs, or those of their
+friends, or of their country, in a concealed manner, as those men
+have done.
+
+These two books differ from all the rest; for it is only these that
+are filled with accounts of dreams and visions: and this difference
+arose from the situation the writers were in as prisoners of war, or
+prisoners of state, in a foreign country, which obliged them to
+convey even the most trifling information to each other, and all
+their political projects or opinions, in obscure and metaphorical
+terms. They pretend to have dreamed dreams, and seen visions, because
+it was unsafe for them to speak facts or plain language. We ought,
+however, to suppose, that the persons to whom they wrote understood
+what they meant, and that it was not intended anybody else should.
+But these busy commentators and priests have been puzzling their wits
+to find out what it was not intended they should know, and with which
+they have nothing to do.
+
+Ezekiel and Daniel were carried prisoners to Babylon, under the first
+captivity, in the time of Jehoiakim, nine years before the second
+captivity in the time of Zedekiah. The Jews were then still numerous,
+and had considerable force at Jerusalem; and as it is natural to
+suppose that men in the situation of Ezekiel and Daniel would be
+meditating the recovery of their country, and their own deliverance,
+it is reasonable to suppose that the accounts of dreams and visions
+with which these books are filled, are no other than a disguised mode
+of correspondence to facilitate those objects: it served them as a
+cypher, or secret alphabet. If they are not this, they are tales,
+reveries, and nonsense; or at least a fanciful way of wearing off the
+wearisomeness of captivity; but the presumption is, they are the
+former.
+
+Ezekiel begins his book by speaking of a vision of cherubims, and of
+a wheel within a wheel, which he says he saw by the river Chebar, in
+the land of his captivity. Is it not reasonable to suppose that by
+the cherubims he meant the temple at Jerusalem, where they had
+figures of cherubims? and by a wheel within a wheel (which as a
+figure has always been understood to signify political contrivance)
+the project or means of recovering Jerusalem? In the latter part of
+his book he supposes himself transported to Jerusalem, and into the
+temple; and he refers back to the vision on the river Chebar, and
+says, (xliii- 3,) that this last vision was like the vision on the
+river Chebar; which indicates that those pretended dreams and visions
+had for their object the recovery of Jerusalem, and nothing further.
+
+As to the romantic interpretations and applications, wild as the
+dreams and visions they undertake to explain, which commentators and
+priests have made of those books, that of converting them into things
+which they call prophecies, and making them bend to times and
+circumstances as far remote even as the present day, it shows the
+fraud or the extreme folly to which credulity or priestcraft can go.
+
+Scarcely anything can be more absurd than to suppose that men
+situated as Ezekiel and Daniel were, whose country was over-run, and
+in the possession of the enemy, all their friends and relations in
+captivity abroad, or in slavery at home, or massacred, or in
+continual danger of it; scarcely any thing, I say, can be more absurd
+than to suppose that such men should find nothing to do but that of
+employing their time and their thoughts about what was to happen to
+other nations a thousand or two thousand years after they were dead;
+at the same time nothing more natural than that they should meditate
+the recovery of Jerusalem, and their own deliverance; and that this
+was the sole object of all the obscure and apparently frantic writing
+contained in those books.
+
+In this sense the mode of writing used in those two books being
+forced by necessity, and not adopted by choice, is not irrational;
+but, if we are to use the books as prophecies, they are false. In
+Ezekiel xxix. 11., speaking of Egypt, it is said, "No foot of man
+shall pass through it, nor foot of beast pass through it; neither
+shall it be inhabited for forty years." This is what never came to
+pass, and consequently it is false, as all the books I have already
+reviewed are. -- I here close this part of the subject.
+
+In the former part of 'The Age of Reason' I have spoken of Jonah, and
+of the story of him and the whale. -- A fit story for ridicule, if it
+was written to be believed; or of laughter, if it was intended to try
+what credulity could swallow; for, if it could swallow Jonah and the
+whale it could swallow anything.
+
+But, as is already shown in the observations on the book of Job and
+of Proverbs, it is not always certain which of the books in the Bible
+are originally Hebrew, or only translations from the books of the
+Gentiles into Hebrew; and, as the book of Jonah, so far from treating
+of the affairs of the Jews, says nothing upon that subject, but
+treats altogether of the Gentiles, it is more probable that it is a
+book of the Gentiles than of the Jews, [I have read in an ancient
+Persian poem (Saadi, I believe, but have mislaid the reference) this
+phrase: "And now the whale swallowed Jonah: the sun set." -- Editor.]
+and that it has been written as a fable to expose the nonsense, and
+satyrize the vicious and malignant character, of a Bible-prophet, or
+a predicting priest.
+
+Jonah is represented, first as a disobedient prophet, running away
+from his mission, and taking shelter aboard a vessel of the Gentiles,
+bound from Joppa to Tarshish; as if he ignorantly supposed, by such a
+paltry contrivance, he could hide himself where God could not find
+him. The vessel is overtaken by a storm at sea; and the mariners, all
+of whom are Gentiles, believing it to be a judgement on account of
+some one on board who had committed a crime, agreed to cast lots to
+discover the offender; and the lot fell upon Jonah. But before this
+they had cast all their wares and merchandise over-board to lighten
+the vessel, while Jonah, like a stupid fellow, was fast asleep in the
+hold.
+
+After the lot had designated Jonah to be the offender, they
+questioned him to know who and what he was? and he told them he was
+an Hebrew; and the story implies that he confessed himself to be
+guilty. But these Gentiles, instead of sacrificing him at once
+without pity or mercy, as a company of Bible-prophets or priests
+would have done by a Gentile in the same case, and as it is related
+Samuel had done by Agag, and Moses by the women and children, they
+endeavoured to save him, though at the risk of their own lives: for
+the account says, "Nevertheless [that is, though Jonah was a Jew and
+a foreigner, and the cause of all their misfortunes, and the loss of
+their cargo] the men rowed hard to bring the boat to land, but they
+could not, for the sea wrought and was tempestuous against them."
+Still however they were unwilling to put the fate of the lot into
+execution; and they cried, says the account, unto the Lord, saying,
+"We beseech thee, O Lord, let us not perish for this man's life, and
+lay not upon us innocent blood; for thou, O Lord, hast done as it
+pleased thee." Meaning thereby, that they did not presume to judge
+Jonah guilty, since that he might be innocent; but that they
+considered the lot that had fallen upon him as a decree of God, or as
+it pleased God. The address of this prayer shows that the Gentiles
+worshipped one Supreme Being, and that they were not idolaters as the
+Jews represented them to be. But the storm still continuing, and the
+danger encreasing, they put the fate of the lot into execution, and
+cast Jonah in the sea; where, according to the story, a great fish
+swallowed him up whole and alive!
+
+We have now to consider Jonah securely housed from the storm in the
+fish's belly. Here we are told that he prayed; but the prayer is a
+made-up prayer, taken from various parts of the Psalms, without
+connection or consistency, and adapted to the distress, but not at
+all to the condition that Jonah was in. It is such a prayer as a
+Gentile, who might know something of the Psalms, could copy out for
+him. This circumstance alone, were there no other, is sufficient to
+indicate that the whole is a made-up story. The prayer, however, is
+supposed to have answered the purpose, and the story goes on,
+(taking-off at the same time the cant language of a Bible-prophet,)
+saying, "The Lord spake unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon
+dry land."
+
+Jonah then received a second mission to Nineveh, with which he sets
+out; and we have now to consider him as a preacher. The distress he
+is represented to have suffered, the remembrance of his own
+disobedience as the cause of it, and the miraculous escape he is
+supposed to have had, were sufficient, one would conceive, to have
+impressed him with sympathy and benevolence in the execution of his
+mission; but, instead of this, he enters the city with denunciation
+and malediction in his mouth, crying, "Yet forty days, and Nineveh
+shall be overthrown."
+
+We have now to consider this supposed missionary in the last act of
+his mission; and here it is that the malevolent spirit of a
+Bible-prophet, or of a predicting priest, appears in all that
+blackness of character that men ascribe to the being they call the
+devil.
+
+Having published his predictions, he withdrew, says the story, to the
+east side of the city. -- But for what? not to contemplate in
+retirement the mercy of his Creator to himself or to others, but to
+wait, with malignant impatience, the destruction of Nineveh. It came
+to pass, however, as the story relates, that the Ninevites reformed,
+and that God, according to the Bible phrase, repented him of the evil
+he had said he would do unto them, and did it not. This, saith the
+first verse of the last chapter, displeased Jonah exceedingly and he
+was very angry. His obdurate heart would rather that all Nineveh
+should be destroyed, and every soul, young and old, perish in its
+ruins, than that his prediction should not be fulfilled. To expose
+the character of a prophet still more, a gourd is made to grow up in
+the night, that promises him an agreeable shelter from the heat of
+the sun, in the place to which he is retired; and the next morning it
+dies.
+
+Here the rage of the prophet becomes excessive, and he is ready to
+destroy himself. "It is better, said he, for me to die than to live."
+This brings on a supposed expostulation between the Almighty and the
+prophet; in which the former says, "Doest thou well to be angry for
+the gourd? And Jonah said, I do well to be angry even unto death.
+Then said the Lord, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for which thou
+hast not laboured, neither madest it to grow, which came up in a
+night, and perished in a night; and should not I spare Nineveh, that
+great city, in which are more than threescore thousand persons, that
+cannot discern between their right hand and their left?"
+
+Here is both the winding up of the satire, and the moral of the
+fable. As a satire, it strikes against the character of all the
+Bible-prophets, and against all the indiscriminate judgements upon
+men, women and children, with which this lying book, the bible, is
+crowded; such as Noah's flood, the destruction of the cities of Sodom
+and Gomorrah, the extirpation of the Canaanites, even to suckling
+infants, and women with child; because the same reflection 'that
+there are more than threescore thousand persons that cannot discern
+between their right hand and their left,' meaning young children,
+applies to all their cases. It satirizes also the supposed partiality
+of the Creator for one nation more than for another.
+
+As a moral, it preaches against the malevolent spirit of prediction;
+for as certainly as a man predicts ill, he becomes inclined to wish
+it. The pride of having his judgment right hardens his heart, till at
+last he beholds with satisfaction, or sees with disappointment, the
+accomplishment or the failure of his predictions. -- This book ends
+with the same kind of strong and well-directed point against
+prophets, prophecies and indiscriminate judgements, as the chapter
+that Benjamin Franklin made for the Bible, about Abraham and the
+stranger, ends against the intolerant spirit of religious
+persecutions -- Thus much for the book Jonah. [The story of Abraham
+and the Fire-worshipper, ascribed to Franklin, is from Saadi. (See my
+"Sacred Anthology," p. 61.) Paine has often been called a "mere
+scoffer," but he seems to have been among the first to treat with
+dignity the book of Jonah, so especially liable to the ridicule of
+superficial readers, and discern in it the highest conception of
+Deity known to the Old Testament. -- Editor.]
+
+Of the poetical parts of the Bible, that are called prophecies, I
+have spoken in the former part of 'The Age of Reason,' and already in
+this, where I have said that the word for prophet is the Bible-word
+for Poet, and that the flights and metaphors of those poets, many of
+which have become obscure by the lapse of time and the change of
+circumstances, have been ridiculously erected into things called
+prophecies, and applied to purposes the writers never thought of.
+When a priest quotes any of those passages, he unriddles it agreeably
+to his own views, and imposes that explanation upon his congregation
+as the meaning of the writer. The whore of Babylon has been the
+common whore of all the priests, and each has accused the other of
+keeping the strumpet; so well do they agree in their explanations.
+
+There now remain only a few books, which they call books of the
+lesser prophets; and as I have already shown that the greater are
+impostors, it would be cowardice to disturb the repose of the little
+ones. Let them sleep, then, in the arms of their nurses, the priests,
+and both be forgotten together.
+
+I have now gone through the Bible, as a man would go through a wood
+with an axe on his shoulder, and fell trees. Here they lie; and the
+priests, if they can, may replant them. They may, perhaps, stick them
+in the ground, but they will never make them grow. -- I pass on to
+the books of the New Testament.
+
+CHAPTER II - THE NEW TESTAMENT
+
+THE New Testament, they tell us, is founded upon the prophecies of
+the Old; if so, it must follow the fate of its foundation.
+
+As it is nothing extraordinary that a woman should be with child
+before she was married, and that the son she might bring forth should
+be executed, even unjustly, I see no reason for not believing that
+such a woman as Mary, and such a man as Joseph, and Jesus, existed;
+their mere existence is a matter of indifference, about which there
+is no ground either to believe or to disbelieve, and which comes
+under the common head of, It may be so, and what then? The
+probability however is that there were such persons, or at least such
+as resembled them in part of the circumstances, because almost all
+romantic stories have been suggested by some actual circumstance; as
+the adventures of Robinson Crusoe, not a word of which is true, were
+suggested by the case of Alexander Selkirk.
+
+It is not then the existence or the non-existence, of the persons
+that I trouble myself about; it is the fable of Jesus Christ, as told
+in the New Testament, and the wild and visionary doctrine raised
+thereon, against which I contend. The story, taking it as it is told,
+is blasphemously obscene. It gives an account of a young woman
+engaged to be married, and while under this engagement, she is, to
+speak plain language, debauched by a ghost, under the impious
+pretence, (Luke i. 35,) that "the Holy Ghost shall come upon thee,
+and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee." Notwithstanding
+which, Joseph afterwards marries her, cohabits with her as his wife,
+and in his turn rivals the ghost. This is putting the story into
+intelligible language, and when told in this manner, there is not a
+priest but must be ashamed to own it. [Mary, the supposed virgin,
+mother of Jesus, had several other children, sons and daughters. See
+Matt. xiii. 55, 56. -- Author.]
+
+Obscenity in matters of faith, however wrapped up, is always a token
+of fable and imposture; for it is necessary to our serious belief in
+God, that we do not connect it with stories that run, as this does,
+into ludicrous interpretations. This story is, upon the face of it,
+the same kind of story as that of Jupiter and Leda, or Jupiter and
+Europa, or any of the amorous adventures of Jupiter; and shews, as is
+already stated in the former part of 'The Age of Reason,' that the
+Christian faith is built upon the heathen Mythology.
+
+As the historical parts of the New Testament, so far as concerns
+Jesus Christ, are confined to a very short space of time, less than
+two years, and all within the same country, and nearly to the same
+spot, the discordance of time, place, and circumstance, which detects
+the fallacy of the books of the Old Testament, and proves them to be
+impositions, cannot be expected to be found here in the same
+abundance. The New Testament compared with the Old, is like a farce
+of one act, in which there is not room for very numerous violations
+of the unities. There are, however, some glaring contradictions,
+which, exclusive of the fallacy of the pretended prophecies, are
+sufficient to show the story of Jesus Christ to be false.
+
+I lay it down as a position which cannot be controverted, first, that
+the agreement of all the parts of a story does not prove that story
+to be true, because the parts may agree, and the whole may be false;
+secondly, that the disagreement of the parts of a story proves the
+whole cannot be true. The agreement does not prove truth, but the
+disagreement proves falsehood positively.
+
+The history of Jesus Christ is contained in the four books ascribed
+to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. -- The first chapter of Matthew
+begins with giving a genealogy of Jesus Christ; and in the third
+chapter of Luke there is also given a genealogy of Jesus Christ. Did
+these two agree, it would not prove the genealogy to be true, because
+it might nevertheless be a fabrication; but as they contradict each
+other in every particular, it proves falsehood absolutely. If Matthew
+speaks truth, Luke speaks falsehood; and if Luke speaks truth,
+Matthew speaks falsehood: and as there is no authority for believing
+one more than the other, there is no authority for believing either;
+and if they cannot be believed even in the very first thing they say,
+and set out to prove, they are not entitled to be believed in any
+thing they say afterwards. Truth is an uniform thing; and as to
+inspiration and revelation, were we to admit it, it is impossible to
+suppose it can be contradictory. Either then the men called apostles
+were imposters, or the books ascribed to them have been written by
+other persons, and fathered upon them, as is the case in the Old
+Testament.
+
+The book of Matthew gives (i. 6), a genealogy by name from David, up,
+through Joseph, the husband of Mary, to Christ; and makes there to be
+twent eight generations. The book of Luke gives also a genealogy by
+name from Christ, through Joseph the husband of Mary, down to David,
+and makes there to be forty-three generations; besides which, there
+is only the two names of David and Joseph that are alike in the two
+lists. -- I here insert both genealogical lists, and for the sake of
+perspicuity and comparison, have placed them both in the same
+direction, that is, from Joseph down to David.
+
+ Genealogy, according to Genealogy, according to
+ Matthew. Luke.
+
+ Christ Christ
+ 2 Joseph 2 Joseph
+ 3 Jacob 3 Heli
+ 4 Matthan 4 Matthat
+ 5 Eleazer 5 Levi
+ 6 Eliud 6 Melchl
+ 7 Achim 7 Janna
+ 8 Sadoc 8 Joseph
+ 9 Azor 9 Mattathias
+ 10 Eliakim 10 Amos
+ 11 Abiud 11 Naum
+ 12 Zorobabel 12 Esli
+ 13 Salathiel 13 Nagge
+ 14 Jechonias 14 Maath
+ 15 Josias 15 Mattathias
+ 16 Amon 16 Semei
+ 17 Manasses 17 Joseph
+ 18 Ezekias 18 Juda
+ 19 Achaz 19 Joanna
+ 20 Joatham 20 Rhesa
+ 21 Ozias 21 Zorobabel
+ 22 Joram 22 Salathiel
+ 23 Josaphat 23 Neri
+ 24 Asa 24 Melchi
+ 25 Abia 25 Addi
+ 26 Roboam 26 Cosam
+ 27 Solomon 27 Elmodam
+ 28 David * 28 Er
+ 29 Jose
+ 30 Eliezer
+ 31 Jorim
+ 32 Matthat
+ 33 Levi
+ 34 Simeon
+ 35 Juda
+ 36 Joseph
+ 37 Jonan
+ 38 Eliakim
+ 39 Melea
+ 40 Menan
+ 41 Mattatha
+ 42 Nathan
+ 43 David
+[NOTE: * From the birth of David to the birth of Christ is upwards of
+1080 years; and as the life-time of Christ is not included, there are
+but 27 full generations. To find therefore the average age of each
+person mentioned in the list, at the time his first son was born, it
+is only necessary to divide 1080 by 27, which gives 40 years for each
+person. As the life-time of man was then but of the same extent it is
+now, it is an absurdity to suppose, that 27 following generations
+should all be old bachelors, before they married; and the more so,
+when we are told that Solomon, the next in succession to David, had a
+house full of wives and mistresses before he was twenty-one years of
+age. So far from this genealogy being a solemn truth, it is not even
+a reasonable lie. The list of Luke gives about twenty-six years for
+the average age, and this is too much. -- Author.]
+
+Now, if these men, Matthew and Luke, set out with a falsehood between
+them (as these two accounts show they do) in the very commencement of
+their history of Jesus Christ, and of who, and of what he was, what
+authority (as I have before asked) is there left for believing the
+strange things they tell us afterwards? If they cannot be believed in
+their account of his natural genealogy, how are we to believe them
+when they tell us he was the son of God, begotten by a ghost; and
+that an angel announced this in secret to his mother? If they lied in
+one genealogy, why are we to believe them in the other? If his
+natural genealogy be manufactured, which it certainly is, why are we
+not to suppose that his celestial genealogy is manufactured also, and
+that the whole is fabulous? Can any man of serious reflection hazard
+his future happiness upon the belief of a story naturally impossible,
+repugnant to every idea of decency, and related by persons already
+detected of falsehood? Is it not more safe that we stop ourselves at
+the plain, pure, and unmixed belief of one God, which is deism, than
+that we commit ourselves on an ocean of improbable, irrational,
+indecent, and contradictory tales?
+
+The first question, however, upon the books of the New Testament, as
+upon those of the Old, is, Are they genuine? were they written by the
+persons to whom they are ascribed? For it is upon this ground only
+that the strange things related therein have been credited. Upon this
+point, there is no direct proof for or against; and all that this
+state of a case proves is doubtfulness; and doubtfulness is the
+opposite of belief. The state, therefore, that the books are in,
+proves against themselves as far as this kind of proof can go.
+
+But, exclusive of this, the presumption is that the books called the
+Evangelists, and ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, were not
+written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John; and that they are
+impositions. The disordered state of the history in these four books,
+the silence of one book upon matters related in the other, and the
+disagreement that is to be found among them, implies that they are
+the productions of some unconnected individuals, many years after the
+things they pretend to relate, each of whom made his own legend; and
+not the writings of men living intimately together, as the men called
+apostles are supposed to have done: in fine, that they have been
+manufactured, as the books of the Old Testament have been, by other
+persons than those whose names they bear.
+
+The story of the angel announcing what the church calls the
+immaculate conception, is not so much as mentioned in the books
+ascribed to Mark, and John; and is differently related in Matthew and
+Luke. The former says the angel, appeared to Joseph; the latter says,
+it was to Mary; but either Joseph or Mary was the worst evidence that
+could have been thought of; for it was others that should have
+testified for them, and not they for themselves. Were any girl that
+is now with child to say, and even to swear it, that she was gotten
+with child by a ghost, and that an angel told her so, would she be
+believed? Certainly she would not. Why then are we to believe the
+same thing of another girl whom we never saw, told by nobody knows
+who, nor when, nor where? How strange and inconsistent is it, that
+the same circumstance that would weaken the belief even of a probable
+story, should be given as a motive for believing this one, that has
+upon the face of it every token of absolute impossibility and
+imposture.
+
+The story of Herod destroying all the children under two years old,
+belongs altogether to the book of Matthew; not one of the rest
+mentions anything about it. Had such a circumstance been true, the
+universality of it must have made it known to all the writers, and
+the thing would have been too striking to have been omitted by any.
+This writer tell us, that Jesus escaped this slaughter, because
+Joseph and Mary were warned by an angel to flee with him into Egypt;
+but he forgot to make provision for John [the Baptist], who was then
+under two years of age. John, however, who staid behind, fared as
+well as Jesus, who fled; and therefore the story circumstantially
+belies itself.
+
+Not any two of these writers agree in reciting, exactly in the same
+words, the written inscription, short as it is, which they tell us
+was put over Christ when he was crucified; and besides this, Mark
+says, He was crucified at the third hour, (nine in the morning;) and
+John says it was the sixth hour, (twelve at noon.) [According to
+John, (xix. 14) the sentence was not passed till about the sixth hour
+(noon,) and consequently the execution could not be till the
+afternoon; but Mark (xv. 25) Says expressly that he was crucified at
+the third hour, (nine in the morning,) -- Author.]
+
+The inscription is thus stated in those books:
+
+Matthew -- This is Jesus the king of the Jews.
+Mark -- The king of the Jews.
+Luke -- This is the king of the Jews.
+John -- Jesus of Nazareth the king of the Jews.
+
+We may infer from these circumstances, trivial as they are, that
+those writers, whoever they were, and in whatever time they lived,
+were not present at the scene. The only one of the men called
+apostles who appears to have been near to the spot was Peter, and
+when he was accused of being one of Jesus's followers, it is said,
+(Matthew xxvi. 74,) "Then Peter began to curse and to swear, saying,
+I know not the man:" yet we are now called to believe the same Peter,
+convicted, by their own account, of perjury. For what reason, or on
+what authority, should we do this?
+
+The accounts that are given of the circumstances, that they tell us
+attended the crucifixion, are differently related in those four books.
+
+The book ascribed to Matthew says 'there was darkness over all the
+land from the sixth hour unto the ninth hour -- that the veil of the
+temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom -- that there was
+an earthquake -- that the rocks rent -- that the graves opened, that
+the bodies of many of the saints that slept arose and came out of
+their graves after the resurrection, and went into the holy city and
+appeared unto many.' Such is the account which this dashing writer of
+the book of Matthew gives, but in which he is not supported by the
+writers of the other books.
+
+The writer of the book ascribed to Mark, in detailing the
+circumstances of the crucifixion, makes no mention of any earthquake,
+nor of the rocks rending, nor of the graves opening, nor of the dead
+men walking out. The writer of the book of Luke is silent also upon
+the same points. And as to the writer of the book of John, though he
+details all the circumstances of the crucifixion down to the burial
+of Christ, he says nothing about either the darkness -- the veil of
+the temple -- the earthquake -- the rocks -- the graves -- nor the
+dead men.
+
+Now if it had been true that these things had happened, and if the
+writers of these books had lived at the time they did happen, and had
+been the persons they are said to be -- namely, the four men called
+apostles, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, -- it was not possible for
+them, as true historians, even without the aid of inspiration, not to
+have recorded them. The things, supposing them to have been facts,
+were of too much notoriety not to have been known, and of too much
+importance not to have been told. All these supposed apostles must
+have been witnesses of the earthquake, if there had been any, for it
+was not possible for them to have been absent from it: the opening of
+the graves and resurrection of the dead men, and their walking about
+the city, is of still greater importance than the earthquake. An
+earthquake is always possible, and natural, and proves nothing; but
+this opening of the graves is supernatural, and directly in point to
+their doctrine, their cause, and their apostleship. Had it been true,
+it would have filled up whole chapters of those books, and been the
+chosen theme and general chorus of all the writers; but instead of
+this, little and trivial things, and mere prattling conversation of
+'he said this and she said that' are often tediously detailed, while
+this most important of all, had it been true, is passed off in a
+slovenly manner by a single dash of the pen, and that by one writer
+only, and not so much as hinted at by the rest.
+
+It is an easy thing to tell a lie, but it is difficult to support the
+lie after it is told. The writer of the book of Matthew should have
+told us who the saints were that came to life again, and went into
+the city, and what became of them afterwards, and who it was that saw
+them; for he is not hardy enough to say that he saw them himself; --
+whether they came out naked, and all in natural buff, he-saints and
+she-saints, or whether they came full dressed, and where they got
+their dresses; whether they went to their former habitations, and
+reclaimed their wives, their husbands, and their property, and how
+they were received; whether they entered ejectments for the recovery
+of their possessions, or brought actions of crim. con. against the
+rival interlopers; whether they remained on earth, and followed their
+former occupation of preaching or working; or whether they died
+again, or went back to their graves alive, and buried themselves.
+
+Strange indeed, that an army of saints should retum to life, and
+nobody know who they were, nor who it was that saw them, and that not
+a word more should be said upon the subject, nor these saints have
+any thing to tell us! Had it been the prophets who (as we are told)
+had formerly prophesied of these things, they must have had a great
+deal to say. They could have told us everything, and we should have
+had posthumous prophecies, with notes and commentaries upon the
+first, a little better at least than we have now. Had it been Moses,
+and Aaron, and Joshua, and Samuel, and David, not an unconverted Jew
+had remained in all Jerusalem. Had it been John the Baptist, and the
+saints of the times then present, everybody would have known them,
+and they would have out-preached and out-famed all the other
+apostles. But, instead of this, these saints are made to pop up, like
+Jonah's gourd in the night, for no purpose at all but to wither in
+the morning. -- Thus much for this part of the story.
+
+The tale of the resurrection follows that of the crucifixion; and in
+this as well as in that, the writers, whoever they were, disagree so
+much as to make it evident that none of them were there.
+
+The book of Matthew states, that when Christ was put in the sepulchre
+the Jews applied to Pilate for a watch or a guard to be placed over
+the septilchre, to prevent the body being stolen by the disciples;
+and that in consequence of this request the sepulchre was made sure,
+sealing the stone that covered the mouth, and setting a watch. But
+the other books say nothing about this application, nor about the
+sealing, nor the guard, nor the watch; and according to their
+accounts, there were none. Matthew, however, follows up this part of
+the story of the guard or the watch with a second part, that I shall
+notice in the conclusion, as it serves to detect the fallacy of those
+books.
+
+The book of Matthew continues its account, and says, (xxviii. 1,)
+that at the end of the Sabbath, as it began to dawn, towards the
+first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary, to see
+the sepulchre. Mark says it was sun-rising, and John says it was
+dark. Luke says it was Mary Magdalene and Joanna, and Mary the mother
+of James, and other women, that came to the sepulchre; and John
+states that Mary Magdalene came alone. So well do they agree about
+their first evidence! They all, however, appear to have known most
+about Mary Magdalene; she was a woman of large acquaintance, and it
+was not an ill conjecture that she might be upon the stroll. [The
+Bishop of Llandaff, in his famous "Apology," censured Paine severely
+for this insinuation against Mary Magdalene, but the censure really
+falls on our English version, which, by a chapter- heading (Luke
+vii.), has unwarrantably identified her as the sinful woman who
+anointed Jesus, and irrevocably branded her. -- Editor.]
+
+The book of Matthew goes on to say (ver. 2): "And behold there was a
+great earthquake, for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven,
+and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it"
+But the other books say nothing about any earthquake, nor about the
+angel rolling back the stone, and sitting upon it and, according to
+their account, there was no angel sitting there. Mark says the angel
+[Mark says "a young man," and Luke "two men." -- Editor.] was within
+the sepulchre, sitting on the right side. Luke says there were two,
+and they were both standing up; and John says they were both sitting
+down, one at the head and the other at the feet.
+
+Matthew says, that the angel that was sitting upon the stone on the
+outside of the sepulchre told the two Marys that Christ was risen,
+and that the women went away quickly. Mark says, that the women, upon
+seeing the stone rolled away, and wondering at it, went into the
+sepulchre, and that it was the angel that was sitting within on the
+right side, that told them so. Luke says, it was the two angels that
+were Standing up; and John says, it was Jesus Christ himself that
+told it to Mary Magdalene; and that she did not go into the
+sepulchre, but only stooped down and looked in.
+
+Now, if the writers of these four books had gone into a court of
+justice to prove an alibi, (for it is of the nature of an alibi that
+is here attempted to be proved, namely, the absence of a dead body by
+supernatural means,) and had they given their evidence in the same
+contradictory manner as it is here given, they would have been in
+danger of having their ears cropt for perjury, and would have justly
+deserved it. Yet this is the evidence, and these are the books, that
+have been imposed upon the world as being given by divine
+inspiration, and as the unchangeable word of God.
+
+The writer of the book of Matthew, after giving this account, relates
+a story that is not to be found in any of the other books, and which
+is the same I have just before alluded to. "Now," says he, [that is,
+after the conversation the women had had with the angel sitting upon
+the stone,] "behold some of the watch [meaning the watch that he had
+said had been placed over the sepulchre] came into the city, and
+shawed unto the chief priests all the things that were done; and when
+they were assembled with the elders and had taken counsel, they gave
+large money unto the soldiers, saying, Say ye, that his disciples
+came by night, and stole him away while we slept; and if this come to
+the governor's ears, we will persuade him, and secure you. So they
+took the money, and did as they were taught; and this saying [that
+his disciples stole him away] is commonly reported among the Jews
+until this day."
+
+The expression, until this day, is an evidence that the book ascribed
+to Matthew was not written by Matthew, and that it has been
+manufactured long after the times and things of which it pretends to
+treat; for the expression implies a great length of intervening time.
+It would be inconsistent in us to speak in this manner of any thing
+happening in our own time. To give, therefore, intelligible meaning
+to the expression, we must suppose a lapse of some generations at
+least, for this manner of speaking carries the mind back to ancient
+time.
+
+The absurdity also of the story is worth noticing; for it shows the
+writer of the book of Matthew to have been an exceeding weak and
+foolish man. He tells a story that contradicts itself in point of
+possibility; for though the guard, if there were any, might be made
+to say that the body was taken away while they were asleep, and to
+give that as a reason for their not having prevented it, that same
+sleep must also have prevented their knowing how, and by whom, it was
+done; and yet they are made to say that it was the disciples who did
+it. Were a man to tender his evidence of something that he should say
+was done, and of the manner of doing it, and of the person who did
+it, while he was asleep, and could know nothing of the matter, such
+evidence could not be received: it will do well enough for Testament
+evidence, but not for any thing where truth is concerned.
+
+I come now to that part of the evidence in those books, that respects
+the pretended appearance of Christ after this pretended resurrection.
+
+The writer of the book of Matthew relates, that the angel that was
+sitting on the stone at the mouth of the sepulchre, said to the two
+Marys (xxviii. 7), "Behold Christ is gone before you into Galilee,
+there ye shall see him; lo, I have told you." And the same writer at
+the next two verses (8, 9,) makes Christ himself to speak to the same
+purpose to these women immediately after the angel had told it to
+them, and that they ran quickly to tell it to the disciples; and it
+is said (ver. 16), "Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee,
+into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them; and, when they saw
+him, they worshipped him."
+
+But the writer of the book of John tells us a story very different to
+this; for he says (xx. 19) "Then the same day at evening, being the
+first day of the week, [that is, the same day that Christ is said to
+have risen,] when the doors were shut, where the disciples were
+assembled, for fear of the Jews, came Jesus and stood in the midst of
+them."
+
+According to Matthew the eleven were marching to Galilee, to meet
+Jesus in a mountain, by his own appointment, at the very time when,
+according to John, they were assembled in another place, and that not
+by appointment, but in secret, for fear of the Jews.
+
+The writer of the book of Luke xxiv. 13, 33-36, contradicts that of
+Matthew more pointedly than John does; for he says expressly, that
+the meeting was in Jerusalem the evening of the same day that he
+(Christ) rose, and that the eleven were there.
+
+Now, it is not possible, unless we admit these supposed disciples the
+right of wilful lying, that the writers of these books could be any
+of the eleven persons called disciples; for if, according to Matthew,
+the eleven went into Galilee to meet Jesus in a mountain by his own
+appointment, on the same day that he is said to have risen, Luke and
+John must have been two of that eleven; yet the writer of Luke says
+expressly, and John implies as much, that the meeting was that same
+day, in a house in Jerusalem; and, on the other hand, if, according
+to Luke and John, the eleven were assembled in a house in Jerusalem,
+Matthew must have been one of that eleven; yet Matthew says the
+meeting was in a mountain in Galilee, and consequently the evidence
+given in those books destroy each other.
+
+The writer of the book of Mark says nothing about any meeting in
+Galilee; but he says (xvi. 12) that Christ, after his resurrection,
+appeared in another form to two of them, as they walked into the
+country, and that these two told it to the residue, who would not
+believe them. [This belongs to the late addition to Mark, which
+originally ended with xvi. 8. -- Editor.] Luke also tells a story, in
+which he keeps Christ employed the whole of the day of this pretended
+resurrection, until the evening, and which totally invalidates the
+account of going to the mountain in Galilee. He says, that two of
+them, without saying which two, went that same day to a village
+called Emmaus, three score furlongs (seven miles and a half) from
+Jerusalem, and that Christ in disguise went with them, and stayed
+with them unto the evening, and supped with them, and then vanished
+out of their sight, and reappeared that same evening, at the meeting
+of the eleven in Jerusalem.
+
+This is the contradictory manner in which the evidence of this
+pretended reappearance of Christ is stated: the only point in which
+the writers agree, is the skulking privacy of that reappearance; for
+whether it was in the recess of a mountain in Galilee, or in a
+shut-up house in Jerusalem, it was still skulking. To what cause then
+are we to assign this skulking? On the one hand, it is directly
+repugnant to the supposed or pretended end, that of convincing the
+world that Christ was risen; and, on the other hand, to have asserted
+the publicity of it would have exposed the writers of those books to
+public detection; and, therefore, they have been under the necessity
+of making it a private affair.
+
+As to the account of Christ being seen by more than five hundred at
+once, it is Paul only who says it, and not the five hundred who say
+it for themselves. It is, therefore, the testimony of but one man,
+and that too of a man, who did not, according to the same account,
+believe a word of the matter himself at the time it is said to have
+happened. His evidence, supposing him to have been the writer of
+Corinthians xv., where this account is given, is like that of a man
+who comes into a court of justice to swear that what he had sworn
+before was false. A man may often see reason, and he has too always
+the right of changing his opinion; but this liberty does not extend
+to matters of fact.
+
+I now come to the last scene, that of the ascension into heaven. --
+Here all fear of the Jews, and of every thing else, must necessarily
+have been out of the question: it was that which, if true, was to
+seal the whole; and upon which the reality of the future mission of
+the disciples was to rest for proof. Words, whether declarations or
+promises, that passed in private, either in the recess of a mountain
+in Galilee, or in a shut-up house in Jerusalem, even supposing them
+to have been spoken, could not be evidence in public; it was
+therefore necessary that this last scene should preclude the
+possibility of denial and dispute; and that it should be, as I have
+stated in the former part of 'The Age of Reason,' as public and as
+visible as the sun at noon-day; at least it ought to have been as
+public as the crucifixion is reported to have been. -- But to come to
+the point.
+
+In the first place, the writer of the book of Matthew does not say a
+syllable about it; neither does the writer of the book of John. This
+being the case, is it possible to suppose that those writers, who
+affect to be even minute in other matters, would have been silent
+upon this, had it been true? The writer of the book of Mark passes it
+off in a careless, slovenly manner, with a single dash of the pen, as
+if he was tired of romancing, or ashamed of the story. So also does
+the writer of Luke. And even between these two, there is not an
+apparent agreement, as to the place where this final parting is said
+to have been. [The last nine verses of Mark being ungenuine, the
+story of the ascension rests exclusively on the words in Luke xxiv.
+51, "was carried up into heaven," -words omitted by several ancient
+authorities. -- Editor.]
+
+The book of Mark says that Christ appeared to the eleven as they sat
+at meat, alluding to the meeting of the eleven at Jerusalem: he then
+states the conversation that he says passed at that meeting; and
+immediately after says (as a school-boy would finish a dull story,)
+"So then, after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up
+into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God." But the writer of
+Luke says, that the ascension was from Bethany; that he (Christ) led
+them out as far as Bethany, and was parted from them there, and was
+carried up into heaven. So also was Mahomet: and, as to Moses, the
+apostle Jude says, ver. 9. That 'Michael and the devil disputed about
+his body.' While we believe such fables as these, or either of them,
+we believe unworthily of the Almighty.
+
+I have now gone through the examination of the four books ascribed to
+Matthew, Mark, Luke and John; and when it is considered that the
+whole space of time, from the crucifixion to what is called the
+ascension, is but a few days, apparently not more than three or four,
+and that all the circumstances are reported to have happened nearly
+about the same spot, Jerusalem, it is, I believe, impossible to find
+in any story upon record so many and such glaring absurdities,
+contradictions, and falsehoods, as are in those books. They are more
+numerous and striking than I had any expectation of finding, when I
+began this examination, and far more so than I had any idea of when I
+wrote the former part of 'The Age of Reason.' I had then neither
+Bible nor Testament to refer to, nor could I procure any. My own
+situation, even as to existence, was becoming every day more
+precarious; and as I was willing to leave something behind me upon
+the subject, I was obliged to be quick and concise. The quotations I
+then made were from memory only, but they are correct; and the
+opinions I have advanced in that work are the effect of the most
+clear and long-established conviction, -- that the Bible and the
+Testament are impositions upon the world; -- that the fall of man,
+the account of Jesus Christ being the Son of God, and of his dying to
+appease the wrath of God, and of salvation by that strange means, are
+all fabulous inventions, dishonourable to the wisdom and power of the
+Almighty; -- that the only true religion is deism, by which I then
+meant and now mean the belief of one God, and an imitation of his
+moral character, or the practice of what are called moral virtues; --
+and that it was upon this only (so far as religion is concerned) that
+I rested all my hopes of happiness hereafter. So say I now -- and so
+help me God.
+
+But to retum to the subject. -- Though it is impossible, at this
+distance of time, to ascertain as a fact who were the writers of
+those four books (and this alone is sufficient to hold them in doubt,
+and where we doubt we do not believe) it is not difficult to
+ascertain negatively that they were not written by the persons to
+whom they are ascribed. The contradictions in those books demonstrate
+two things:
+
+First, that the writers cannot have been eye-witnesses and
+ear-witnesses of the matters they relate, or they would have related
+them without those contradictions; and, consequently that the books
+have not been written by the persons called apostles, who are
+supposed to have been witnesses of this kind.
+
+Secondly, that the writers, whoever they were, have not acted in
+concerted imposition, but each writer separately and individually for
+himself, and without the knowledge of the other.
+
+The same evidence that applies to prove the one, applies equally to
+prove both cases; that is, that the books were not written by the men
+called apostles, and also that they are not a concerted imposition.
+As to inspiration, it is altogether out of the question; we may as
+well attempt to unite truth and falsehood, as inspiration and
+contradiction.
+
+If four men are eye-witnesses and ear-witnesses to a scene, they will
+without any concert between them, agree as to time and place, when
+and where that scene happened. Their individual knowledge of the
+thing, each one knowing it for himself, renders concert totally
+unnecessary; the one will not say it was in a mountain in the
+country, and the other at a house in town; the one will not say it
+was at sunrise, and the other that it was dark. For in whatever place
+it was and whatever time it was, they know it equally alike.
+
+And on the other hand, if four men concert a story, they will make
+their separate relations of that story agree and corroborate with
+each other to support the whole. That concert supplies the want of
+fact in the one case, as the knowledge of the fact supersedes, in the
+other case, the necessity of a concert. The same contradictions,
+therefore, that prove there has been no concert, prove also that the
+reporters had no knowledge of the fact, (or rather of that which they
+relate as a fact,) and detect also the falsehood of their reports.
+Those books, therefore, have neither been written by the men called
+apostles, nor by imposters in concert. -- How then have they been
+written?
+
+I am not one of those who are fond of believing there is much of that
+which is called wilful lying, or lying originally, except in the case
+of men setting up to be prophets, as in the Old Testament; for
+prophesying is lying professionally. In almost all other cases it is
+not difficult to discover the progress by which even simple
+supposition, with the aid of credulity, will in time grow into a lie,
+and at last be told as a fact; and whenever we can find a charitable
+reason for a thing of this kind, we ought not to indulge a severe one.
+
+The story of Jesus Christ appearing after he was dead is the story of
+an apparition, such as timid imaginations can always create in
+vision, and credulity believe. Stories of this kind had been told of
+the assassination of Julius Caesar not many years before, and they
+generally have their origin in violent deaths, or in execution of
+innocent persons. In cases of this kind, compassion lends its aid,
+and benevolently stretches the story. It goes on a little and a
+little farther, till it becomes a most certain truth. Once start a
+ghost, and credulity fills up the history of its life, and assigns
+the cause of its appearance; one tells it one way, another another
+way, till there are as many stories about the ghost, and about the
+proprietor of the ghost, as there are about Jesus Christ in these
+four books.
+
+The story of the appearance of Jesus Christ is told with that strange
+mixture of the natural and impossible, that distinguishes legendary
+tale from fact. He is represented as suddenly coming in and going out
+when the doors are shut, and of vanishing out of sight, and appearing
+again, as one would conceive of an unsubstantial vision; then again
+he is hungry, sits down to meat, and eats his supper. But as those
+who tell stories of this kind never provide for all the cases, so it
+is here: they have told us, that when he arose he left his
+grave-clothes behind him; but they have forgotten to provide other
+clothes for him to appear in afterwards, or to tell us what be did
+with them when he ascended; whether he stripped all off, or went up
+clothes and all. In the case of Elijah, they have been careful enough
+to make him throw down his mantle; how it happened not to be burnt
+in the chariot of fire, they also have not told us; but as
+imagination supplies all deficiencies of this kind, we may suppose if
+we please that it was made of salamander's wool.
+
+Those who are not much acquainted with ecclesiastical history, may
+suppose that the book called the New Testament has existed ever since
+the time of Jesus Christ, as they suppose that the books ascribed to
+Moses have existed ever since the time of Moses. But the fact is
+historically otherwise; there was no such book as the New Testament
+till more than three hundred years after the time that Christ is said
+to have lived.
+
+At what time the books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John,
+began to appear, is altogether a matter of uncertainty. There is not
+the least shadow of evidence of who the persons were that wrote them,
+nor at what time they were written; and they might as well have been
+called by the names of any of the other supposed apostles as by the
+names they are now called. The originals are not in the possession of
+any Christian Church existing, any more than the two tables of stone
+written on, they pretend, by the finger of God, upon Mount Sinai, and
+given to Moses, are in the possession of the Jews. And even if they
+were, there is no possibility of proving the hand-writing in either
+case. At the time those four books were written there was no
+printing, and consequently there could be no publication otherwise
+than by written copies, which any man might make or alter at
+pleasure, and call them originals. Can we suppose it is consistent
+with the wisdom of the Almighty to commit himself and his will to man
+upon such precarious means as these; or that it is consistent we
+should pin our faith upon such uncertainties? We cannot make nor
+alter, nor even imitate, so much as one blade of grass that he has
+made, and yet we can make or alter words of God as easily as words of
+man. [The former part of the 'Age of Reason' has not been published
+two years, and there is already an expression in it that is not mine.
+The expression is: The book of Luke was carried by a majority of one
+voice only. It may be true, but it is not I that have said it. Some
+person who might know of that circumstance, has added it in a note at
+the bottom of the page of some of the editions, printed either in
+England or in America; and the printers, after that, have erected it
+into the body of the work, and made me the author of it. If this has
+happened within such a short space of time, notwithstanding the aid
+of printing, which prevents the alteration of copies individually,
+what may not have happened in a much greater length of time, when
+there was no printing, and when any man who could write could make a
+written copy and call it an original by Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John?
+-- Author.
+
+The spurious addition to Paine's work alluded to in his footnote drew
+on him a severe criticism from Dr. Priestley ("Letters to a
+Philosophical Unbeliever," p. 75), yet it seems to have been
+Priestley himself who, in his quotation, first incorporated into
+Paine's text the footnote added by the editor of the American edition
+(1794). The American added: "Vide Moshiem's (sic) Ecc. History,"
+which Priestley omits. In a modern American edition I notice four
+verbal alterations introduced into the above footnote. -- Editor.]
+
+About three hundred and fifty years after the time that Christ is
+said to have lived, several writings of the kind I am speaking of
+were scattered in the hands of divers individuals; and as the church
+had begun to form itself into an hierarchy, or church government,
+with temporal powers, it set itself about collecting them into a
+code, as we now see them, called 'The New Testament.' They decided by
+vote, as I have before said in the former part of the Age of Reason,
+which of those writings, out of the collection they had made, should
+be the word of God, and which should not. The Robbins of the Jews had
+decided, by vote, upon the books of the Bible before.
+
+As the object of the church, as is the case in all national
+establishments of churches, was power and revenue, and terror the
+means it used, it is consistent to suppose that the most miraculous
+and wonderful of the writings they had collected stood the best
+chance of being voted. And as to the authenticity of the books, the
+vote stands in the place of it; for it can be traced no higher.
+
+Disputes, however, ran high among the people then calling themselves
+Christians, not only as to points of doctrine, but as to the
+authenticity of the books. In the contest between the person called
+St. Augustine, and Fauste, about the year 400, the latter says, "The
+books called the Evangelists have been composed long after the times
+of the apostles, by some obscure men, who, fearing that the world
+would not give credit to their relation of matters of which they
+could not be informed, have published them under the names of the
+apostles; and which are so full of sottishness and discordant
+relations, that there is neither agreement nor connection between
+them."
+
+And in another place, addressing himself to the advocates of those
+books, as being the word of God, he says, "It is thus that your
+predecessors have inserted in the scriptures of our Lord many things
+which, though they carry his name, agree not with his doctrine. This
+is not surprising, since that we have often proved that these things
+have not been written by himself, nor by his apostles, but that for
+the greatest part they are founded upon tales, upon vague reports,
+and put together by I know not what half Jews, with but little
+agreement between them; and which they have nevertheless published
+under the name of the apostles of our Lord, and have thus attributed
+to them their own errors and their lies. [I have taken these two
+extracts from Boulanger's Life of Paul, written in French; Boulanger
+has quoted them from the writings of Augustine against Fauste, to
+which he refers. -- Author.
+
+This Bishop Faustus is usually styled "The Manichaeum," Augustine
+having entitled his book, Contra Fsustum Manichaeum Libri xxxiii., in
+which nearly the whole of Faustus' very able work is quoted. --
+Editor.]
+
+The reader will see by those extracts that the authenticity of the
+books of the New Testament was denied, and the books treated as
+tales, forgeries, and lies, at the time they were voted to be the
+word of God. But the interest of the church, with the assistance of
+the faggot, bore down the opposition, and at last suppressed all
+investigation. Miracles followed upon miracles, if we will believe
+them, and men were taught to say they believed whether they believed
+or not. But (by way of throwing in a thought) the French Revolution
+has excommunicated the church from the power of working miracles; she
+has not been able, with the assistance of all her saints, to work one
+miracle since the revolution began; and as she never stood in greater
+need than now, we may, without the aid of divination, conclude that
+all her former miracles are tricks and lies. [Boulanger in his life
+of Paul, has collected from the ecclesiastical histories, and the
+writings of the fathers as they are called, several matters which
+show the opinions that prevailed among the different sects of
+Christians, at the time the Testament, as we now see it, was voted to
+be the word of God. The following extracts are from the second
+chapter of that work:
+
+The Marcionists (a Christian sect) asserted that the evangelists were
+filled with falsities. The Manichaeans, who formed a very numerous
+sect at the commencement of Christianity, rejected as false all the
+New Testament, and showed other writings quite different that they
+gave for authentic. The Cerinthians, like the Marcionists, admitted
+not the Acts of the Apostles. The Encratites and the Sevenians
+adopted neither the Acts, nor the Epistles of Paul. Chrysostom, in a
+homily which he made upon the Acts of the Apostles, says that in his
+time, about the year 400, many people knew nothing either of the
+author or of the book. St. Irene, who lived before that time, reports
+that the Valentinians, like several other sects of the Christians,
+accused the scriptures of being filled with imperfections, errors,
+and contradictions. The Ebionites, or Nazarenes, who were the first
+Christians, rejected all the Epistles of Paul, and regarded him as an
+impostor. They report, among other things, that he was originally a
+Pagan; that he came to Jerusalem, where he lived some time; and that
+having a mind to marry the daughter of the high priest, he had
+himself been circumcised; but that not being able to obtain her, he
+quarrelled with the Jews and wrote against circumcision, and against
+the observation of the Sabbath, and against all the legal ordinances.
+-- Author. [Much abridged from the Exam. Crit. de la Vie de St. Paul,
+by N.A. Boulanger, 1770. -- Editor.]
+
+When we consider the lapse of more than three hundred years
+intervening between the time that Christ is said to have lived and
+the time the New Testament was formed into a book, we must see, even
+without the assistance of historical evidence, the exceeding
+uncertainty there is of its authenticity. The authenticity of the
+book of Homer, so far as regards the authorship, is much better
+established than that of the New Testament, though Homer is a
+thousand years the most ancient. It was only an exceeding good poet
+that could have written the book of Homer, and, therefore, few men
+only could have attempted it; and a man capable of doing it would not
+have thrown away his own fame by giving it to another. In like
+manner, there were but few that could have composed Euclid's
+Elements, because none but an exceeding good geometrician could have
+been the author of that work.
+
+But with respect to the books of the New Testament, particularly such
+parts as tell us of the resurrection and ascension of Christ, any
+person who could tell a story of an apparition, or of a man's
+walking, could have made such books; for the story is most wretchedly
+told. The chance, therefore, of forgery in the Testament is millions
+to one greater than in the case of Homer or Euclid. Of the numerous
+priests or parsons of the present day, bishops and all, every one of
+them can make a sermon, or translate a scrap of Latin, especially if
+it has been translated a thousand times before; but is there any
+amongst them that can write poetry like Homer, or science like
+Euclid? The sum total of a parson's learning, with very few
+exceptions, is a, b, ab, and hic, haec, hoc; and their knowledge of
+science is, three times one is three; and this is more than
+sufficient to have enabled them, had they lived at the time, to have
+written all the books of the New Testament.
+
+As the opportunities of forgery were greater, so also was the
+inducement. A man could gain no advantage by writing under the name
+of Homer or Euclid; if he could write equal to them, it would be
+better that he wrote under his own name; if inferior, he could not
+succeed. Pride would prevent the former, and impossibility the
+latter. But with respect to such books as compose the New Testament,
+all the inducements were on the side of forgery. The best imagined
+history that could have been made, at the distance of two or three
+hundred years after the time, could not have passed for an original
+under the name of the real writer; the only chance of success lay in
+forgery; for the church wanted pretence for its new doctrine, and
+truth and talents were out of the question.
+
+But as it is not uncommon (as before observed) to relate stories of
+persons walking after they are dead, and of ghosts and apparitions of
+such as have fallen by some violent or extraordinary means; and as
+the people of that day were in the habit of believing such things,
+and of the appearance of angels, and also of devils, and of their
+getting into people's insides, and shaking them like a fit of an
+ague, and of their being cast out again as if by an emetic -- (Mary
+Magdalene, the book of Mark tells us had brought up, or been brought
+to bed of seven devils;) it was nothing extraordinary that some story
+of this kind should get abroad of the person called Jesus Christ, and
+become afterwards the foundation of the four books ascribed to
+Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Each writer told a tale as he heard
+it, or thereabouts, and gave to his book the name of the saint or the
+apostle whom tradition had given as the eye-witness. It is only upon
+this ground that the contradictions in those books can be accounted
+for; and if this be not the case, they are downright impositions,
+lies, and forgeries, without even the apology of credulity.
+
+That they have been written by a sort of half Jews, as the foregoing
+quotations mention, is discernible enough. The frequent references
+made to that chief assassin and impostor Moses, and to the men called
+prophets, establishes this point; and, on the other hand, the church
+has complimented the fraud, by admitting the Bible and the Testament
+to reply to each other. Between the Christian-Jew and the
+Christian-Gentile, the thing called a prophecy, and the thing
+prophesied of, the type and the thing typified, the sign and the
+thing signified, have been industriously rummaged up, and fitted
+together like old locks and pick-lock keys. The story foolishly
+enough told of Eve and the serpent, and naturally enough as to the
+enmity between men and serpents (for the serpent always bites about
+the heel, because it cannot reach higher, and the man always knocks
+the serpent about the head, as the most effectual way to prevent its
+biting;) ["It shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel."
+Gen. iii. 15. -- Author.] this foolish story, I say, has been made
+into a prophecy, a type, and a promise to begin with; and the lying
+imposition of Isaiah to Ahaz, 'That a virgin shall conceive and bear
+a son,' as a sign that Ahaz should conquer, when the event was that
+he was defeated (as already noticed in the observations on the book
+of Isaiah), has been perverted, and made to serve as a winder up.
+
+Jonah and the whale are also made into a sign and type. Jonah is
+Jesus, and the whale is the grave; for it is said, (and they have
+made Christ to say it of himself, Matt. xii. 40), "For as Jonah was
+three days and three nights in the whale's belly, so shall the Son of
+man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth." But it
+happens, awkwardly enough, that Christ, according to their own
+account, was but one day and two nights in the grave; about 36 hours
+instead of 72; that is, the Friday night, the Saturday, and the
+Saturday night; for they say he was up on the Sunday morning by
+sunrise, or before. But as this fits quite as well as the bite and
+the kick in Genesis, or the virgin and her son in Isaiah, it will
+pass in the lump of orthodox things. -- Thus much for the historical
+part of the Testament and its evidences.
+
+Epistles of Paul -- The epistles ascribed to Paul, being fourteen in
+number, almost fill up the remaining part of the Testament. Whether
+those epistles were written by the person to whom they are ascribed
+is a matter of no great importance, since that the writer, whoever he
+was, attempts to prove his doctrine by argument. He does not pretend
+to have been witness to any of the scenes told of the resurrection
+and the ascension; and he declares that he had not believed them.
+
+The story of his being struck to the ground as he was journeying to
+Damascus, has nothing in it miraculous or extraordinary; he escaped
+with life, and that is more than many others have done, who have been
+struck with lightning; and that he should lose his sight for three
+days, and be unable to eat or drink during that time, is nothing more
+than is common in such conditions. His companions that were with him
+appear not to have suffered in the same manner, for they were well
+enough to lead him the remainder of the journey; neither did they
+pretend to have seen any vision.
+
+The character of the person called Paul, according to the accounts
+given of him, has in it a great deal of violence and fanaticism; he
+had persecuted with as much heat as he preached afterwards; the
+stroke he had received had changed his thinking, without altering his
+constitution; and either as a Jew or a Christian he was the same
+zealot. Such men are never good moral evidences of any doctrine they
+preach. They are always in extremes, as well of action as of belief.
+
+The doctrine he sets out to prove by argument, is the resurrection of
+the same body: and he advances this as an evidence of immortality.
+But so much will men differ in their manner of thinking, and in the
+conclusions they draw from the same premises, that this doctrine of
+the resurrection of the same body, so far from being an evidence of
+immortality, appears to me to be an evidence against it; for if I have
+already died in this body, and am raised again in the same body in
+which I have died, it is presumptive evidence that I shall die again.
+That resurrection no more secures me against the repetition of dying,
+than an ague-fit, when past, secures me against another. To believe
+therefore in immortality, I must have a more elevated idea than is
+contained in the gloomy doctrine of the resurrection.
+
+Besides, as a matter of choice, as well as of hope, I had rather have
+a better body and a more convenient form than the present. Every
+animal in the creation excels us in something. The winged insects,
+without mentioning doves or eagles, can pass over more space with
+greater ease in a few minutes than man can in an hour. The glide of
+the smallest fish, in proportion to its bulk, exceeds us in motion
+almost beyond comparison, and without weariness. Even the sluggish
+snail can ascend from the bottom of a dungeon, where man, by the want
+of that ability, would perish; and a spider can launch itself from
+the top, as a playful amusement. The personal powers of man are so
+limited, and his heavy frame so little constructed to extensive
+enjoyment, that there is nothing to induce us to wish the opinion of
+Paul to be true. It is too little for the magnitude of the scene, too
+mean for the sublimity of the subject.
+
+But all other arguments apart, the consciousness of existence is the
+only conceivable idea we can have of another life, and the
+continuance of that consciousness is immortality. The consciousness
+of existence, or the knowing that we exist, is not necessarily
+confined to the same form, nor to the same matter, even in this life.
+
+We have not in all cases the same form, nor in any case the same
+matter, that composed our bodies twenty or thirty years ago; and yet
+we are conscious of being the same persons. Even legs and arms, which
+make up almost half the human frame, are not necessary to the
+consciousness of existence. These may be lost or taken away and the
+full consciousness of existence remain; and were their place supplied
+by wings, or other appendages, we cannot conceive that it could alter
+our consciousness of existence. In short, we know not how much, or
+rather how little, of our composition it is, and how exquisitely fine
+that little is, that creates in us this consciousness of existence;
+and all beyond that is like the pulp of a peach, distinct and
+separate from the vegetative speck in the kernel.
+
+Who can say by what exceeding fine action of fine matter it is that a
+thought is produced in what we call the mind? and yet that thought
+when produced, as I now produce the thought I am writing, is capable
+of becoming immortal, and is the only production of man that has that
+capacity.
+
+Statues of brass and marble will perish; and statues made in
+imitation of them are not the same statues, nor the same workmanship,
+any more than the copy of a picture is the same picture. But print
+and reprint a thought a thousand times over, and that with materials
+of any kind, carve it in wood, or engrave it on stone, the thought is
+eternally and identically the same thought in every case. It has a
+capacity of unimpaired existence, unaffected by change of matter, and
+is essentially distinct, and of a nature different from every thing
+else that we know of, or can conceive. If then the thing produced has
+in itself a capacity of being immortal, it is more than a token that
+the power that produced it, which is the self-same thing as
+consciousness of existence, can be immortal also; and that as
+independently of the matter it was first connected with, as the
+thought is of the printing or writing it first appeared in. The one
+idea is not more difficult to believe than the other; and we can see
+that one is true.
+
+That the consciousness of existence is not dependent on the same form
+or the same matter, is demonstrated to our senses in the works of the
+creation, as far as our senses are capable of receiving that
+demonstration. A very numerous part of the animal creation preaches
+to us, far better than Paul, the belief of a life hereafter. Their
+little life resembles an earth and a heaven, a present and a future
+state; and comprises, if it may be so expressed, immortality in
+miniature.
+
+The most beautiful parts of the creation to our eye are the winged
+insects, and they are not so originally. They acquire that form and
+that inimitable brilliancy by progressive changes. The slow and
+creeping caterpillar worm of to day, passes in a few days to a torpid
+figure, and a state resembling death; and in the next change comes
+forth in all the miniature magnificence of life, a splendid
+butterfly. No resemblance of the former creature remains; every thing
+is changed; all his powers are new, and life is to him another thing.
+We cannot conceive that the consciousness of existence is not the
+same in this state of the animal as before; why then must I believe
+that the resurrection of the same body is necessary to continue to me
+the consciousness of existence hereafter?
+
+In the former part of 'The Agee of Reason.' I have called the
+creation the true and only real word of God; and this instance, or
+this text, in the book of creation, not only shows to us that this
+thing may be so, but that it is so; and that the belief of a future
+state is a rational belief, founded upon facts visible in the
+creation: for it is not more difficult to believe that we shall exist
+hereafter in a better state and form than at present, than that a
+worm should become a butterfly, and quit the dunghill for the
+atmosphere, if we did not know it as a fact.
+
+As to the doubtful jargon ascribed to Paul in 1 Corinthians xv.,
+which makes part of the burial service of some Christian sectaries,
+it is as destitute of meaning as the tolling of a bell at the
+funeral; it explains nothing to the understanding, it illustrates
+nothing to the imagination, but leaves the reader to find any meaning
+if he can. "All flesh," says he, "is not the same flesh. There is one
+flesh of men, another of beasts, another of fishes, and another of
+birds." And what then? nothing. A cook could have said as much.
+"There are also," says he, "bodies celestial and bodies terrestrial;
+the glory of the celestial is one and the glory of the terrestrial is
+the other." And what then? nothing. And what is the difference?
+nothing that he has told. "There is," says he, "one glory of the sun,
+and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars." And
+what then? nothing; except that he says that one star differeth from
+another star in glory, instead of distance; and he might as well have
+told us that the moon did not shine so bright as the sun. All this is
+nothing better than the jargon of a conjuror, who picks up phrases he
+does not understand to confound the credulous people who come to have
+their fortune told. Priests and conjurors are of the same trade.
+
+Sometimes Paul affects to be a naturalist, and to prove his system of
+resurrection from the principles of vegetation. "Thou fool" says he,
+"that which thou sowest is not quickened except it die." To which one
+might reply in his own language, and say, Thou fool, Paul, that which
+thou sowest is not quickened except it die not; for the grain that
+dies in the ground never does, nor can vegetate. It is only the
+living grains that produce the next crop. But the metaphor, in any
+point of view, is no simile. It is succession, and [not] resurrection.
+
+The progress of an animal from one state of being to another, as from
+a worm to a butterfly, applies to the case; but this of a grain does
+not, and shows Paul to have been what he says of others, a fool.
+
+Whether the fourteen epistles ascribed to Paul were written by him or
+not, is a matter of indifference; they are either argumentative or
+dogmatical; and as the argument is defective, and the dogmatical part
+is merely presumptive, it signifies not who wrote them. And the same
+may be said for the remaining parts of the Testament. It is not upon
+the Epistles, but upon what is called the Gospel, contained in the
+four books ascribed to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and upon the
+pretended prophecies, that the theory of the church, calling itself
+the Christian Church, is founded. The Epistles are dependant upon
+those, and must follow their fate; for if the story of Jesus Christ
+be fabulous, all reasoning founded upon it, as a supposed truth, must
+fall with it.
+
+We know from history, that one of the principal leaders of this
+church, Athanasius, lived at the time the New Testament was formed;
+[Athanasius died, according to the Church chronology, in the year 371
+-- Author.] and we know also, from the absurd jargon he has left us
+under the name of a creed, the character of the men who formed the
+New Testament; and we know also from the same history that the
+authenticity of the books of which it is composed was denied at the
+time. It was upon the vote of such as Athanasius that the Testament
+was decreed to be the word of God; and nothing can present to us a
+more strange idea than that of decreeing the word of God by vote.
+Those who rest their faith upon such authority put man in the place
+of God, and have no true foundation for future happiness. Credulity,
+however, is not a crime, but it becomes criminal by resisting
+conviction. It is strangling in the womb of the conscience the
+efforts it makes to ascertain truth. We should never force belief
+upon ourselves in any thing.
+
+I here close the subject on the Old Testament and the New. The
+evidence I have produced to prove them forgeries, is extracted from
+the books themselves, and acts, like a two-edge sword, either way. If
+the evidence be denied, the authenticity of the Scriptures is denied
+with it, for it is Scripture evidence: and if the evidence be
+admitted, the authenticity of the books is disproved. The
+contradictory impossibilities, contained in the Old Testament and the
+New, put them in the case of a man who swears for and against. Either
+evidence convicts him of perjury, and equally destroys reputation.
+
+Should the Bible and the Testament hereafter fall, it is not that I
+have done it. I have done no more than extracted the evidence from
+the confused mass of matters with which it is mixed, and arranged
+that evidence in a point of light to be clearly seen and easily
+comprehended; and, having done this, I leave the reader to judge for
+himself, as I have judged for myself.
+
+CHAPTER III - CONCLUSION
+
+IN the former part of 'The Age of Reason' I have spoken of the three
+frauds, mystery, miracle, and Prophecy; and as I have seen nothing in
+any of the answers to that work that in the least affects what I have
+there said upon those subjects, I shall not encumber this Second Part
+with additions that are not necessary.
+
+I have spoken also in the same work upon what is celled revelation,
+and have shown the absurd misapplication of that term to the books of
+the Old Testament and the New; for certainly revelation is out of the
+question in reciting any thing of which man has been the actor or the
+witness. That which man has done or seen, needs no revelation to tell
+him he has done it, or seen it -- for he knows it already -- nor to
+enable him to tell it or to write it. It is ignorance, or imposition,
+to apply the term revelation in such cases; yet the Bible and
+Testament are classed under this fraudulent description of being all
+revelation.
+
+Revelation then, so far as the term has relation between God and man,
+can only be applied to something which God reveals of his will to
+man; but though the power of the Almighty to make such a
+communication is necessarily admitted, because to that power all
+things are possible, yet, the thing so revealed (if any thing ever
+was revealed, and which, by the bye, it is impossible to prove) is
+revelation to the person only to whom it is made. His account of it
+to another is not revelation; and whoever puts faith in that account,
+puts it in the man from whom the account comes; and that man may have
+been deceived, or may have dreamed it; or he may be an impostor and
+may lie. There is no possible criterion whereby to judge of the truth
+of what he tells; for even the morality of it would be no proof of
+revelation. In all such cases, the proper answer should be, "When it
+is revealed to me, I will believe it to be revelation; but it is not
+and cannot be incumbent upon me to believe it to be revelation
+before; neither is it proper that I should take the word of man as
+the word of God, and put man in the place of God." This is the manner
+in which I have spoken of revelation in the former part of The Age of
+Reason; and which, whilst it reverentially admits revelation as a
+possible thing, because, as before said, to the Almighty all things
+are possible, it prevents the imposition of one man upon another, and
+precludes the wicked use of pretended revelation.
+
+But though, speaking for myself, I thus admit the possibility of
+revelation, I totally disbelieve that the Almighty ever did
+communicate any thing to man, by any mode of speech, in any language,
+or by any kind of vision, or appearance, or by any means which our
+senses are capable of receiving, otherwise than by the universal
+display of himself in the works of the creation, and by that
+repugnance we feel in ourselves to bad actions, and disposition to
+good ones. [A fair parallel of the then unknown aphorism of Kant:
+"Two things fill the soul with wonder and reverence, increasing
+evermore as I meditate more closely upon them: the starry heavens
+above me and the moral law within me." (Kritik derpraktischen
+Vernunfe, 1788). Kant's religious utterances at the beginning of the
+French Revolution brought on him a royal mandate of silence, because
+he had worked out from "the moral law within" a principle of human
+equality precisely similar to that which Paine had derived from his
+Quaker doctrine of the "inner light" of every man. About the same
+time Paine's writings were suppressed in England. Paine did not
+understand German, but Kant, though always independent in the
+formation of his opinions, was evidently well acquainted with the
+literature of the Revolution, in America, England, and France. --
+Editor.]
+
+The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the
+greatest miseries, that have afflicted the human race have had their
+origin in this thing called revelation, or revealed religion. It has
+been the most dishonourable belief against the character of the
+divinity, the most destructive to morality, and the peace and
+happiness of man, that ever was propagated since man began to exist.
+It is better, far better, that we admitted, if it were possible, a
+thousand devils to roam at large, and to preach publicly the doctrine
+of devils, if there were any such, than that we permitted one such
+impostor and monster as Moses, Joshua, Samuel, and the Bible
+prophets, to come with the pretended word of God in his mouth, and
+have credit among us.
+
+Whence arose all the horrid assassinations of whole nations of men,
+women, and infants, with which the Bible is filled; and the bloody
+persecutions, and tortures unto death and religious wars, that since
+that time have laid Europe in blood and ashes; whence arose they, but
+from this impious thing called revealed religion, and this monstrous
+belief that God has spoken to man? The lies of the Bible have been
+the cause of the one, and the lies of the Testament [of] the other.
+
+Some Christians pretend that Christianity was not established by the
+sword; but of what period of time do they speak? It was impossible
+that twelve men could begin with the sword: they had not the power;
+but no sooner were the professors of Christianity sufficiently
+powerful to employ the sword than they did so, and the stake and
+faggot too; and Mahomet could not do it sooner. By the same spirit
+that Peter cut off the ear of the high priest's servant (if the story
+be true) he would cut off his head, and the head of his master, had
+he been able. Besides this, Christianity grounds itself originally
+upon the [Hebrew] Bible, and the Bible was established altogether by
+the sword, and that in the worst use of it -- not to terrify, but to
+extirpate. The Jews made no converts: they butchered all. The Bible
+is the sire of the [New] Testament, and both are called the word of
+God. The Christians read both books; the ministers preach from both
+books; and this thing called Cliristianity is made up of both. It is
+then false to say that Christianity was not established by the sword.
+
+The only sect that has not persecuted are the Quakers; and the only
+reason that can be given for it is, that they are rather Deists than
+Christians. They do not believe much about Jesus Christ, and they
+call the scriptures a dead letter. [This is an interesting and
+correct testimony as to the beliefs of the earlier Quakers, one of
+whom was Paine's father. -- Editor.] Had they called them by a worse
+name, they had been nearer the truth.
+
+It is incumbent on every man who reverences the character of the
+Creator, and who wishes to lessen the catalogue of artificial
+miseries, and remove the cause that has sown persecutions thick among
+mankind, to expel all ideas of a revealed religion as a dangerous
+heresy, and an impious fraud. What is it that we have learned from
+this pretended thing called revealed religion? Nothing that is useful
+to man, and every thing that is dishonourable to his Maker. What is
+it the Bible teaches us? -- repine, cruelty, and murder. What is it
+the Testament teaches us? -- to believe that the Almighty committed
+debauchery with a woman engaged to be married; and the belief of this
+debauchery is called faith.
+
+As to the fragments of morality that are irregularly and thinly
+scattered in those books, they make no part of this pretended thing,
+revealed religion. They are the natural dictates of conscience, and
+the bonds by which society is held together, and without which it
+cannot exist; and are nearly the same in all religions, and in all
+societies. The Testament teaches nothing new upon this subject, and
+where it attempts to exceed, it becomes mean and ridiculous. The
+doctrine of not retaliating injuries is much better expressed in
+Proverbs, which is a collection as well from the Gentilcs as the
+Jews, than it is in the Testament. It is there said, (Xxv. 2 I) "If
+thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty,
+give him water to drink:" [According to what is called Christ's
+sermon on the mount, in the book of Matthew, where, among some other
+[and] good things, a great deal of this feigned morality is
+introduced, it is there expressly said, that the doctrine of
+forbearance, or of not retaliating injuries, was not any part of the
+doctrine of the Jews; but as this doctrine is found in "Proverbs," it
+must, according to that statement, have been copied from the
+Gentiles, from whom Christ had learned it. Those men whom Jewish and
+Christian idolators have abusively called heathen, had much better
+and clearer ideas of justice and morality than are to be found in the
+Old Testament, so far as it is Jewish, or in the New. The answer of
+Solon on the question, "Which is the most perfect popular govemment,"
+has never been exceeded by any man since his time, as containing a
+maxim of political morality, "That," says he, "where the least injury
+done to the meanest individual, is considered as an insult on the
+whole constitution." Solon lived about 500 years before Christ. --
+Author.] but when it is said, as in the Testament, "If a man smite
+thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also," it is
+assassinating the dignity of forbearance, and sinking man into a
+spaniel.
+
+Loving, of enemies is another dogma of feigned morality, and has
+besides no meaning. It is incumbent on man, as a moralist, that he
+does not revenge an injury; and it is equally as good in a political
+sense, for there is no end to retaliation; each retaliates on the
+other, and calls it justice: but to love in proportion to the injury,
+if it could be done, would be to offer a premium for a crime.
+Besides, the word enemies is too vague and general to be used in a
+moral maxim, which ought always to be clear and defined, like a
+proverb. If a man be the enemy of another from mistake and prejudice,
+as in the case of religious opinions, and sometimes in politics, that
+man is different to an enemy at heart with a criminal intention; and
+it is incumbent upon us, and it contributes also to our own
+tranquillity, that we put the best construction upon a thing that it
+will bear. But even this erroneous motive in him makes no motive for
+love on the other part; and to say that we can love voluntarily, and
+without a motive, is morally and physically impossible.
+
+Morality is injured by prescribing to it duties that, in the first
+place, are impossible to be performed, and if they could be would be
+productive of evil; or, as before said, be premiums for crime. The
+maxim of doing as we would be done unto does not include this strange
+doctrine of loving enemies; for no man expects to be loved himself
+for his crime or for his enmity.
+
+Those who preach this doctrine of loving their enemies, are in
+general the greatest persecutors, and they act consistently by so
+doing; for the doctrine is hypocritical, and it is natural that
+hypocrisy should act the reverse of what it preaches. For my own
+part, I disown the doctrine, and consider it as a feigned or fabulous
+morality; yet the man does not exist that can say I have persecuted
+him, or any man, or any set of men, either in the American
+Revolution, or in the French Revolution; or that I have, in any case,
+returned evil for evil. But it is not incumbent on man to reward a
+bad action with a good one, or to return good for evil; and wherever
+it is done, it is a voluntary act, and not a duty. It is also absurd
+to suppose that such doctrine can make any part of a revealed
+religion. We imitate the moral character of the Creator by forbearing
+with each other, for he forbears with all; but this doctrine would
+imply that he loved man, not in proportion as he was good, but as he
+was bad.
+
+If we consider the nature of our condition here, we must see there is
+no occasion for such a thing as revealed religion. What is it we want
+to know? Does not the creation, the universe we behold, preach to us
+the existence of an Almighty power, that governs and regulates the
+whole? And is not the evidence that this creation holds out to our
+senses infinitely stronger than any thing we can read in a book, that
+any imposter might make and call the word of God? As for morality,
+the knowledge of it exists in every man's conscience.
+
+Here we are. The existence of an Almighty power is sufficiently
+demonstrated to us, though we cannot conceive, as it is impossible we
+should, the nature and manner of its existence. We cannot conceive
+how we came here ourselves, and yet we know for a fact that we are
+here. We must know also, that the power that called us into being,
+can if he please, and when he pleases, call us to account for the
+manner in which we have lived here; and therefore without seeking any
+other motive for the belief, it is rational to believe that he will,
+for we know beforehand that he can. The probability or even
+possibility of the thing is all that we ought to know; for if we knew
+it as a fact, we should be the mere slaves of terror; our belief
+would have no merit, and our best actions no virtue.
+
+Deism then teaches us, without the possibility of being deceived, all
+that is necessary or proper to be known. The creation is the Bible of
+the deist. He there reads, in the hand-writing of the Creator
+himself, the certainty of his existence, and the immutability of his
+power; and all other Bibles and Testaments are to him forgeries. The
+probability that we may be called to account hereafter, will, to
+reflecting minds, have the influence of belief; for it is not our
+belief or disbelief that can make or unmake the fact. As this is the
+state we are in, and which it is proper we should be in, as free
+agents, it is the fool only, and not the philosopher, nor even the
+prudent man, that will live as if there were no God.
+
+But the belief of a God is so weakened by being mixed with the
+strange fable of the Christian creed, and with the wild adventures
+related in the Bible, and the obscurity and obscene nonsense of the
+Testament, that the mind of man is bewildered as in a fog. Viewing
+all these things in a confused mass, he confounds fact with fable;
+and as he cannot believe all, he feels a disposition to reject all.
+But the belief of a God is a belief distinct from all other things,
+and ought not to be confounded with any. The notion of a Trinity of
+Gods has enfeebled the belief of one God. A multiplication of beliefs
+acts as a division of belief; and in proportion as anything is
+divided, it is weakened.
+
+Religion, by such means, becomes a thing of form instead of fact; of
+notion instead of principle: morality is banished to make room for an
+imaginary thing called faith, and this faith has its origin in a
+supposed debauchery; a man is preached instead of a God; an execution
+is an object for gratitude; the preachers daub themselves with the
+blood, like a troop of assassins, and pretend to admire the
+brilliancy it gives them; they preach a humdrum sermon on the merits
+of the execution; then praise Jesus Christ for being executed, and
+condemn the Jews for doing it.
+
+A man, by hearing all this nonsense lumped and preached together,
+confounds the God of the Creation with the imagined God of the
+Christians, and lives as if there were none.
+
+Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is none
+more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man, more
+repugnant to reason, and more contradictory in itself, than this
+thing called Christianity. Too absurd for belief, too impossible to
+convince, and too inconsistent for practice, it renders the heart
+torpid, or produces only atheists and fanatics. As an engine of
+power, it serves the purpose of despotism; and as a means of wealth,
+the avarice of priests; but so far as respects the good of man in
+general, it leads to nothing here or hereafter.
+
+The only religion that has not been invented, and that has in it
+every evidence of divine originality, is pure and simple deism. It
+must have been the first and will probably be the last that man
+believes. But pure and simple deism does not answer the purpose of
+despotic governments. They cannot lay hold of religion as an engine
+but by mixing it with human inventions, and making their own
+authority a part; neither does it answer the avarice of priests, but
+by incorporating themselves and their functions with it, and
+becoming, like the government, a party in the system. It is this that
+forms the otherwise mysterious connection of church and state; the
+church human, and the state tyrannic.
+
+Were a man impressed as fully and strongly as he ought to be with the
+belief of a God, his moral life would be regulated by the force of
+belief; he would stand in awe of God, and of himself, and would not
+do the thing that could not be concealed from either. To give this
+belief the full opportunity of force, it is necessary that it acts
+alone. This is deism.
+
+But when, according to the Christian Trinitarian scheme, one part of
+God is represented by a dying man, and another part, called the Holy
+Ghost, by a flying pigeon, it is impossible that belief can attach
+itself to such wild conceits. [The book called the book of Matthew,
+says, (iii. 16,) that the Holy Ghost descended in the shape of a
+dove. It might as well have said a goose; the creatures are equally
+harmless, and the one is as much a nonsensical lie as the other.
+Acts, ii. 2, 3, says, that it descended in a mighty rushing wind, in
+the shape of cloven tongues: perhaps it was cloven feet. Such absurd
+stuff is fit only for tales of witches and wizards. -- Author.]
+
+It has been the scheme of the Christian church, and of all the other
+invented systems of religion, to hold man in ignorance of the
+Creator, as it is of government to hold him in ignorance of his
+rights. The systems of the one are as false as those of the other,
+and are calculated for mutual support. The study of theology as it
+stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded
+on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities;
+it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and admits of no
+conclusion. Not any thing can be studied as a science without our
+being in possession of the principles upon which it is founded; and
+as this is not the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the
+study of nothing.
+
+Instead then of studying theology, as is now done, out of the Bible
+and Testament, the meanings of which books are always controverted,
+and the authenticity of which is disproved, it is necessary that we
+refer to the Bible of the creation. The principles we discover there
+are eternal, and of divine origin: they are the foundation of all the
+science that exists in the world, and must be the foundation of
+theology.
+
+We can know God only through his works. We cannot have a conception
+of any one attribute, but by following some principle that leads to
+it. We have only a confused idea of his power, if we have not the
+means of comprehending something of its immensity. We can have no
+idea of his wisdom, but by knowing the order and manner in which it
+acts. The principles of science lead to this knowledge; for the
+Creator of man is the Creator of science, and it is through that
+medium that man can see God, as it were, face to face.
+
+Could a man be placed in a situation, and endowed with power of
+vision to behold at one view, and to contemplate deliberately, the
+structure of the universe, to mark the movements of the several
+planets, the cause of their varying appearances, the unerring order
+in which they revolve, even to the remotest comet, their connection
+and dependence on each other, and to know the system of laws
+established by the Creator, that governs and regulates the whole; he
+would then conceive, far beyond what any church theology can teach
+him, the power, the wisdom, the vastness, the munificence of the
+Creator. He would then see that all the knowledge man has of science,
+and that all the mechanical arts by which he renders his situation
+comfortable here, are derived from that source: his mind, exalted by
+the scene, and convinced by the fact, would increase in gratitude as
+it increased in knowledge: his religion or his worship would become
+united with his improvement as a man: any employment he followed that
+had connection with the principles of the creation, -- as everything
+of agriculture, of science, and of the mechanical arts, has, -- would
+teach him more of God, and of the gratitude he owes to him, than any
+theological Christian sermon he now hears. Great objects inspire
+great thoughts; great munificence excites great gratitude; but the
+grovelling tales and doctrines of the Bible and the Testament are fit
+only to excite contempt.
+
+Though man cannot arrive, at least in this life, at the actual scene
+I have described, he can demonstrate it, because he has knowledge of
+the principles upon which the creation is constructed. We know that
+the greatest works can be represented in model, and that the
+universe can be represented by the same means. The same principles by
+which we measure an inch or an acre of ground will measure to
+millions in extent. A circle of an inch diameter has the same
+geometrical properties as a circle that would circumscribe the
+universe. The same properties of a triangle that will demonstrate
+upon paper the course of a ship, will do it on the ocean; and, when
+applied to what are called the heavenly bodies, will ascertain to a
+minute the time of an eclipse, though those bodies are millions of
+miles distant from us. This knowledge is of divine origin; and it is
+from the Bible of the creation that man has learned it, and not from
+the stupid Bible of the church, that teaches man nothing. [The
+Bible-makers have undertaken to give us, in the first chapter of
+Genesis, an account of the creation; and in doing this they have
+demonstrated nothing but their ignorance. They make there to have
+been three days and three nights, evenings and mornings, before there
+was any sun; when it is the presence or absence of the sun that is
+the cause of day and night -- and what is called his rising and
+setting that of morning and evening. Besides, it is a puerile and
+pitiful idea, to suppose the Almighty to say, "Let there be light."
+It is the imperative manner of speaking that a conjuror uses when he
+says to his cups and balls, Presto, be gone -- and most probably has
+been taken from it, as Moses and his rod is a conjuror and his wand.
+Longinus calls this expression the sublime; and by the same rule the
+conjurer is sublime too; for the manner of speaking is expressively
+and grammatically the same. When authors and critics talk of the
+sublime, they see not how nearly it borders on the ridiculous. The
+sublime of the critics, like some parts of Edmund Burke's sublime and
+beautiful, is like a windmill just visible in a fog, which
+imagination might distort into a flying mountain, or an archangel,
+or a flock of wild geese. -- Author.]
+
+All the knowledge man has of science and of machinery, by the aid of
+which his existence is rendered comfortable upon earth, and without
+which he would be scarcely distinguishable in appearance and
+condition from a common animal, comes from the great machine and
+structure of the universe. The constant and unwearied observations of
+our ancestors upon the movements and revolutions of the heavenly
+bodies, in what are supposed to have been the early ages of the
+world, have brought this knowledge upon earth. It is not Moses and
+the prophets, nor Jesus Christ, nor his apostles, that have done it.
+The Almighty is the great mechanic of the creation, the first
+philosopher, and original teacher of all science. Let us then learn
+to reverence our master, and not forget the labours of our ancestors.
+
+Had we, at this day, no knowledge of machinery, and were it possible
+that man could have a view, as I have before described, of the
+structure and machinery of the universe, he would soon conceive the
+idea of constructing some at least of the mechanical works we now
+have; and the idea so conceived would progressively advance in
+practice. Or could a model of the universe, such as is called an
+orrery, be presented before him and put in motion, his mind would
+arrive at the same idea. Such an object and such a subject would,
+whilst it improved him in knowledge useful to himself as a man and a
+member of society, as well as entertaining, afford far better matter
+for impressing him with a knowledge of, and a belief in the Creator,
+and of the reverence and gratitude that man owes to him, than the
+stupid texts of the Bible and the Testament, from which, be the
+talents of the preacher; what they may, only stupid sermons can be
+preached. If man must preach, let him preach something that is
+edifying, and from the texts that are known to be true.
+
+The Bible of the creation is inexhaustible in texts. Every part of
+science, whether connected with the geometry of the universe, with
+the systems of animal and vegetable life, or with the properties of
+inanimate matter, is a text as well for devotion as for philosophy --
+for gratitude, as for human improvement. It will perhaps be said,
+that if such a revolution in the system of religion takes place,
+every preacher ought to be a philosopher. Most certainly, and every
+house of devotion a school of science.
+
+It has been by wandering from the immutable laws of science, and the
+light of reason, and setting up an invented thing called "revealed
+religion," that so many wild and blasphemous conceits have been
+formed of the Almighty. The Jews have made him the assassin of the
+human species, to make room for the religion of the Jews. The
+Christians have made him the murderer of himself, and the founder of
+a new religion to supersede and expel the Jewish religion. And to
+find pretence and admission for these things, they must have supposed
+his power or his wisdom imperfect, or his will changeable; and the
+changeableness of the will is the imperfection of the judgement. The
+philosopher knows that the laws of the Creator have never changed,
+with respect either to the principles of science, or the properties
+of matter. Why then is it to be supposed they have changed with
+respect to man?
+
+I here close the subject. I have shown in all the foregoing parts of
+this work that the Bible and Testament are impositions and forgeries;
+and I leave the evidence I have produced in proof of it to be
+refuted, if any one can do it; and I leave the ideas that are
+suggested in the conclusion of the work to rest on the mind of the
+reader; certain as I am that when opinions are free, either in
+matters of govemment or religion, truth will finally and powerfully
+prevail.
+
+-- End of Part II
+
+
+End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of The Writings of Thomas Paine Vol. IV
+by Thomas Paine
+
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