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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Lay Morals, by Robert Louis Stevenson, Edited
+by Sidney Colvin
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+Title: Lay Morals
+ and Other Papers
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+
+Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
+
+Editor: Sidney Colvin
+
+Release Date: October 20, 2010 [eBook #373]
+First Posted: November 1995
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LAY MORALS***
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+Transcribed from the Chatto and Windus 1911 edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
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+
+ LAY MORALS
+
+
+ And Other Papers
+
+ BY
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
+
+
+
+ [Picture: Graphic]
+
+ A NEW EDITION
+ WITH A PREFACE BY
+ MRS. STEVENSON
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON
+ CHATTO & WINDUS
+ 1911
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+BY MRS. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON {0}
+
+
+In our long voyage on the yacht _Casco_, we visited many islands; I
+believe on every one we found the scourge of leprosy. In the Marquesas
+there was a regular leper settlement, though the persons living there
+seemed free to wander where they wished, fishing on the beach, or
+visiting friends in the villages. I remember one afternoon, at Anaho,
+when my husband and I, tired after a long quest for shells, sat down on
+the sand to rest awhile, a native man stepped out from under some
+cocoanut trees, regarding us hesitatingly as though fearful of intruding.
+My husband waved an invitation to the stranger to join us, offering his
+cigarette to the man in the island fashion. The cigarette was accepted
+and, after a puff or two, courteously passed back again according to
+native etiquette. The hand that held it was the maimed hand of a leper.
+To my consternation my husband took the cigarette and smoked it out.
+Afterwards when we were alone and I spoke of my horror he said, ‘I could
+not mortify the man. And if you think I _liked_ doing it—that was
+another reason; because I _didn’t_ want to.’
+
+Another day, while we were still anchored in Anaho Bay, a messenger from
+round a distant headland came in a whale-boat with an urgent request that
+we go to see a young white girl who was ill with some mysterious malady.
+We had supposed that, with the beach-comber ‘Charley the red,’ we were
+the only white people on our side of the island. Though there was much
+wind that day and the sea ran high, we started at once, impelled partly
+by curiosity and partly by the pathetic nature of the message.
+Fortunately we took our luncheon with us, eating it on the beach before
+we went up to the house where the sick girl lay. Our hostess, the girl’s
+mother, met us with regrets that we had already lunched, saying, ‘I have
+a most excellent cook; here he is, now.’ She turned, as she spoke, to an
+elderly Chinaman who was plainly in an advanced stage of leprosy. When
+the man was gone, my husband asked if she had no fear of contagion. ‘I
+don’t believe in contagion,’ was her reply. But there was little doubt
+as to what ailed her daughter. She was certainly suffering from leprosy.
+We could only advise that the girl be taken to the French post at Santa
+Maria Bay where there was a doctor.
+
+On our return to the _Casco_ we confessed to each other with what alarm
+and repugnance we touched the miserable girl. We talked long that
+evening of Father Damien, his sublime heroism, and his martyrdom which
+was already nearing its sad end. Beyond all noble qualities my husband
+placed courage. The more he saw of leprosy, and he saw much in the
+islands, the higher rose his admiration for the simple priest of Molokai.
+‘I must see Molokai,’ he said many times. ‘I must somehow manage to see
+Molokai.’
+
+In January 1889, we arrived in Honolulu, settling in a pleasant cottage
+by the sea to rest until we were ready to return to England. The _Casco_
+we sent back to San Francisco with the captain. But the knowledge that
+every few days some vessel was leaving Honolulu to cruise among islands
+we had not seen, and now should never see, was more than we could bear.
+First we engaged passage on a missionary ship, but changed our minds—my
+husband would not be allowed to smoke on board, for one reason—and
+chartered the trading schooner _Equator_. This was thought too rough a
+voyage for my mother-in-law, as indeed it would have been; so she was
+sent, somewhat protesting, back to Scotland.
+
+My husband was still intent on seeing Molokai. After the waste of much
+time and red tape, he finally received an official permission to visit
+the leper settlement. It did not occur to him it would be necessary to
+get a separate official permission to _leave_ Molokai; hence he was
+nearly left behind when the vessel sailed out. He only saved himself by
+a prodigious leap which landed him on board the boat, whence nothing but
+force could dislodge him. By the doctor’s orders he took gloves to wear
+as a precautionary measure against contagion, but they were never worn.
+At first he avoided shaking hands, but when he played croquet with the
+young leper girls he would not listen to the Mother Superior’s warning
+that he must wear gloves. He thought it might remind them of their
+condition. ‘What will you do if you find you have contracted leprosy?’ I
+asked. ‘Do?’ he replied; ‘why, you and I would spend the rest of our
+lives in Molokai and become humble followers of Father Damien.’ As Mr.
+Balfour says in the Life of Stevenson, he was as stern with his family as
+he was with himself, and as exacting.
+
+He talked very little to us of the tragedy of Molokai, though I could see
+it lay heavy on his spirits; but of the great work begun by Father Damien
+and carried on by his successors he spoke fully. He had followed the
+life of the priest like a detective until there seemed nothing more to
+learn. Mother Mary Ann, the Mother Superior, he could never mention
+without deep emotion. One of the first things he did on his return to
+Honolulu was to send her a grand piano for the use of her girls—the girls
+with whom he had played croquet. He also sent toys, sewing materials,
+small tools for the younger children, and other things that I have
+forgotten. After his death a letter was found among his papers, of which
+I have only the last few lines. ‘I cannot suppose you remember me, but I
+won’t forget you, nor God won’t forget you for your kindness to the blind
+white leper at Molokai.’
+
+During my husband’s absence I had made every preparation for our voyage
+on the _Equator_, so but little time was lost before we found ourselves
+on board, our sails set for the south. The _Equator_, which had easily
+lived through the great Samoan hurricane, made no such phenomenal runs as
+the _Casco_, but we could trust her, and she had no ‘tricks and ways’
+that we did not understand. We liked the sailors, we loved the ship and
+her captain, so it was with heart-felt regret we said farewell in the
+harbour of Apia after a long and perfect cruise.
+
+After reading the letters that awaited us in Apia, we looked over the
+newspapers. Our indignation may be imagined when we read in one item
+that, owing to the publication of a letter by a well-known Honolulu
+missionary, depicting Father Damien as a dirty old peasant who had
+contracted leprosy through his immoral habits, the project to erect a
+monument to his memory would be abandoned. ‘I’ll not believe it,’ said
+my husband, ‘unless I see it with my own eyes; for it is too damnable for
+belief!’
+
+But see it he did, in spite of his incredulity, for in Sydney, a month or
+two later, the very journal containing the letter condemnatory of Father
+Damien was among the first we chanced to open. I shall never forget my
+husband’s ferocity of indignation, his leaping stride as he paced the
+room holding the offending paper at arm’s-length before his eyes that
+burned and sparkled with a peculiar flashing light. His cousin Mr.
+Balfour, in his _Life of Robert Louis Stevenson_, says: ‘his eyes . . .
+when he was moved to anger or any fierce emotion seemed literally to
+blaze and glow with a burning light.’ In another moment he disappeared
+through the doorway, and I could hear him, in his own room, pulling his
+chair to the table, and the sound of his inkstand being dragged towards
+him.
+
+That afternoon he called us together—my son, my daughter, and
+myself—saying that he had something serious to lay before us. He went
+over the circumstances succinctly, and then we three had the incomparable
+experience of hearing its author read aloud the defence of Father Damien
+while it was still red-hot from his indignant soul.
+
+As we sat, dazed and overcome by emotion, he pointed out to us that the
+subject-matter was libellous in the highest degree, and the publication
+of the article might cause the loss of his entire substance. Without our
+concurrence he would not take such a risk. There was no dissenting
+voice; how could there be? The paper was published with almost no change
+or revision, though afterwards my husband said he considered this a
+mistake. He thought he should have waited for his anger to cool, when he
+might have been more impersonal and less egotistic.
+
+The next day he consulted an eminent lawyer, more from curiosity than
+from any other reason. Mr. Moses—I think that was his name—was at first
+inclined to be jocular. I remember his smiling question: ‘Have you
+called him a hell-hound or an atheist? Otherwise there is no libel.’
+But when he looked over the manuscript his countenance changed. ‘This is
+a serious affair,’ he said; ‘however, no one will publish it for you.’
+In that Mr. Moses was right; no one dared publish the pamphlet. But that
+difficulty was soon overcome. My husband hired a printer by the day, and
+the work was rushed through. We then, my daughter, my son, and myself,
+were set to work helping address the pamphlets, which were scattered far
+and wide.
+
+Father Damien was vindicated by a stranger, a man of another country and
+another religion from his own.
+
+ F. V. DE G. S.
+
+
+
+
+Contents:
+
+
+ Preface by Mrs. Robert Louis Stevenson
+ Lay Morals
+ Father Damien
+ The Pentland Rising
+ I. The Causes of the Revolt
+ II. The Beginning
+ III. The March of the Rebels
+ IV. Rullion Green
+ V. A Record of Blood
+ The Day After To-morrow
+ College Papers
+ I. Edinburgh Students in 1824
+ II. The Modern Student
+ III. Debating Societies
+ Criticisms
+ I. Lord Lytton’s “Fables in Song”
+ II. Salvini’s Macbeth
+ III. Bagster’s “Pilgrim’s Progress”
+ Sketches
+ I. The Satirist
+ II. Nuits Blanches
+ III. The Wreath of Immortelles
+ IV. Nurses
+ V. A Character
+ The Great North Road
+ I. Nance at the “Green Dragon”
+ II. In which Mr. Archer is Installed
+ III. Jonathan Holdaway
+ IV. Mingling Threads
+ V. Life in the Castle
+ IV. The Bad Half-Crown
+ VII. The Bleaching-Green
+ VIII. The Mail Guard
+ The Young Chevalier
+ Prologue: The Wine-Seller’s Wife
+ I. The Prince
+ Heathercat
+ I. Traqairs of Montroymont
+ II. Francie
+ III. The Hill-End of Drumlowe
+
+
+
+
+LAY MORALS
+
+
+_The following chapters of a projected treatise on Ethics were drafted at
+Edinburgh in the spring of_ 1879. _They are unrevised_, _and must not be
+taken as representing_, _either as to matter or form_, _their author’s
+final thoughts_; _but they contain much that is essentially
+characteristic of his mind_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Copyright in the United States of America_.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+
+The problem of education is twofold: first to know, and then to utter.
+Every one who lives any semblance of an inner life thinks more nobly and
+profoundly than he speaks; and the best of teachers can impart only
+broken images of the truth which they perceive. Speech which goes from
+one to another between two natures, and, what is worse, between two
+experiences, is doubly relative. The speaker buries his meaning; it is
+for the hearer to dig it up again; and all speech, written or spoken, is
+in a dead language until it finds a willing and prepared hearer. Such,
+moreover, is the complexity of life, that when we condescend upon details
+in our advice, we may be sure we condescend on error; and the best of
+education is to throw out some magnanimous hints. No man was ever so
+poor that he could express all he has in him by words, looks, or actions;
+his true knowledge is eternally incommunicable, for it is a knowledge of
+himself; and his best wisdom comes to him by no process of the mind, but
+in a supreme self-dictation, which keeps varying from hour to hour in its
+dictates with the variation of events and circumstances.
+
+A few men of picked nature, full of faith, courage, and contempt for
+others, try earnestly to set forth as much as they can grasp of this
+inner law; but the vast majority, when they come to advise the young,
+must be content to retail certain doctrines which have been already
+retailed to them in their own youth. Every generation has to educate
+another which it has brought upon the stage. People who readily accept
+the responsibility of parentship, having very different matters in their
+eye, are apt to feel rueful when that responsibility falls due. What are
+they to tell the child about life and conduct, subjects on which they
+have themselves so few and such confused opinions? Indeed, I do not
+know; the least said, perhaps, the soonest mended; and yet the child
+keeps asking, and the parent must find some words to say in his own
+defence. Where does he find them? and what are they when found?
+
+As a matter of experience, and in nine hundred and ninety-nine cases out
+of a thousand, he will instil into his wide-eyed brat three bad things:
+the terror of public opinion, and, flowing from that as a fountain, the
+desire of wealth and applause. Besides these, or what might be deduced
+as corollaries from these, he will teach not much else of any effective
+value: some dim notions of divinity, perhaps, and book-keeping, and how
+to walk through a quadrille.
+
+But, you may tell me, the young people are taught to be Christians. It
+may be want of penetration, but I have not yet been able to perceive it.
+As an honest man, whatever we teach, and be it good or evil, it is not
+the doctrine of Christ. What he taught (and in this he is like all other
+teachers worthy of the name) was not a code of rules, but a ruling
+spirit; not truths, but a spirit of truth; not views, but a view. What
+he showed us was an attitude of mind. Towards the many considerations on
+which conduct is built, each man stands in a certain relation. He takes
+life on a certain principle. He has a compass in his spirit which points
+in a certain direction. It is the attitude, the relation, the point of
+the compass, that is the whole body and gist of what he has to teach us;
+in this, the details are comprehended; out of this the specific precepts
+issue, and by this, and this only, can they be explained and applied.
+And thus, to learn aright from any teacher, we must first of all, like a
+historical artist, think ourselves into sympathy with his position and,
+in the technical phrase, create his character. A historian confronted
+with some ambiguous politician, or an actor charged with a part, have but
+one pre-occupation; they must search all round and upon every side, and
+grope for some central conception which is to explain and justify the
+most extreme details; until that is found, the politician is an enigma,
+or perhaps a quack, and the part a tissue of fustian sentiment and big
+words; but once that is found, all enters into a plan, a human nature
+appears, the politician or the stage-king is understood from point to
+point, from end to end. This is a degree of trouble which will be gladly
+taken by a very humble artist; but not even the terror of eternal fire
+can teach a business man to bend his imagination to such athletic
+efforts. Yet without this, all is vain; until we understand the whole,
+we shall understand none of the parts; and otherwise we have no more than
+broken images and scattered words; the meaning remains buried; and the
+language in which our prophet speaks to us is a dead language in our
+ears.
+
+Take a few of Christ’s sayings and compare them with our current
+doctrines.
+
+‘Ye cannot,’ he says, ‘_serve God and Mammon_.’ Cannot? And our whole
+system is to teach us how we can!
+
+‘_The children of this world are wiser in their generation than the
+children of light_.’ Are they? I had been led to understand the
+reverse: that the Christian merchant, for example, prospered exceedingly
+in his affairs; that honesty was the best policy; that an author of
+repute had written a conclusive treatise ‘How to make the best of both
+worlds.’ Of both worlds indeed! Which am I to believe then—Christ or
+the author of repute?
+
+‘_Take no thought for the morrow_.’ Ask the Successful Merchant;
+interrogate your own heart; and you will have to admit that this is not
+only a silly but an immoral position. All we believe, all we hope, all
+we honour in ourselves or our contemporaries, stands condemned in this
+one sentence, or, if you take the other view, condemns the sentence as
+unwise and inhumane. We are not then of the ‘same mind that was in
+Christ.’ We disagree with Christ. Either Christ meant nothing, or else
+he or we must be in the wrong. Well says Thoreau, speaking of some texts
+from the New Testament, and finding a strange echo of another style which
+the reader may recognise: ‘Let but one of these sentences be rightly read
+from any pulpit in the land, and there would not be left one stone of
+that meeting-house upon another.’
+
+It may be objected that these are what are called ‘hard sayings’; and
+that a man, or an education, may be very sufficiently Christian although
+it leave some of these sayings upon one side. But this is a very gross
+delusion. Although truth is difficult to state, it is both easy and
+agreeable to receive, and the mind runs out to meet it ere the phrase be
+done. The universe, in relation to what any man can say of it, is plain,
+patent and staringly comprehensible. In itself, it is a great and
+travailing ocean, unsounded, unvoyageable, an eternal mystery to man; or,
+let us say, it is a monstrous and impassable mountain, one side of which,
+and a few near slopes and foothills, we can dimly study with these mortal
+eyes. But what any man can say of it, even in his highest utterance,
+must have relation to this little and plain corner, which is no less
+visible to us than to him. We are looking on the same map; it will go
+hard if we cannot follow the demonstration. The longest and most
+abstruse flight of a philosopher becomes clear and shallow, in the flash
+of a moment, when we suddenly perceive the aspect and drift of his
+intention. The longest argument is but a finger pointed; once we get our
+own finger rightly parallel, and we see what the man meant, whether it be
+a new star or an old street-lamp. And briefly, if a saying is hard to
+understand, it is because we are thinking of something else.
+
+But to be a true disciple is to think of the same things as our prophet,
+and to think of different things in the same order. To be of the same
+mind with another is to see all things in the same perspective; it is not
+to agree in a few indifferent matters near at hand and not much debated;
+it is to follow him in his farthest flights, to see the force of his
+hyperboles, to stand so exactly in the centre of his vision that whatever
+he may express, your eyes will light at once on the original, that
+whatever he may see to declare, your mind will at once accept. You do
+not belong to the school of any philosopher, because you agree with him
+that theft is, on the whole, objectionable, or that the sun is overhead
+at noon. It is by the hard sayings that discipleship is tested. We are
+all agreed about the middling and indifferent parts of knowledge and
+morality; even the most soaring spirits too often take them tamely upon
+trust. But the man, the philosopher or the moralist, does not stand upon
+these chance adhesions; and the purpose of any system looks towards those
+extreme points where it steps valiantly beyond tradition and returns with
+some covert hint of things outside. Then only can you be certain that
+the words are not words of course, nor mere echoes of the past; then only
+are you sure that if he be indicating anything at all, it is a star and
+not a street-lamp; then only do you touch the heart of the mystery, since
+it was for these that the author wrote his book.
+
+Now, every now and then, and indeed surprisingly often, Christ finds a
+word that transcends all common-place morality; every now and then he
+quits the beaten track to pioneer the unexpressed, and throws out a
+pregnant and magnanimous hyperbole; for it is only by some bold poetry of
+thought that men can be strung up above the level of everyday conceptions
+to take a broader look upon experience or accept some higher principle of
+conduct. To a man who is of the same mind that was in Christ, who stands
+at some centre not too far from his, and looks at the world and conduct
+from some not dissimilar or, at least, not opposing attitude—or, shortly,
+to a man who is of Christ’s philosophy—every such saying should come home
+with a thrill of joy and corroboration; he should feel each one below his
+feet as another sure foundation in the flux of time and chance; each
+should be another proof that in the torrent of the years and generations,
+where doctrines and great armaments and empires are swept away and
+swallowed, he stands immovable, holding by the eternal stars. But alas!
+at this juncture of the ages it is not so with us; on each and every such
+occasion our whole fellowship of Christians falls back in disapproving
+wonder and implicitly denies the saying. Christians! the farce is
+impudently broad. Let us stand up in the sight of heaven and confess.
+The ethics that we hold are those of Benjamin Franklin. _Honesty is the
+best policy_, is perhaps a hard saying; it is certainly one by which a
+wise man of these days will not too curiously direct his steps; but I
+think it shows a glimmer of meaning to even our most dimmed
+intelligences; I think we perceive a principle behind it; I think,
+without hyperbole, we are of the same mind that was in Benjamin Franklin.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+
+But, I may be told, we teach the ten commandments, where a world of
+morals lies condensed, the very pith and epitome of all ethics and
+religion; and a young man with these precepts engraved upon his mind must
+follow after profit with some conscience and Christianity of method. A
+man cannot go very far astray who neither dishonours his parents, nor
+kills, nor commits adultery, nor steals, nor bears false witness; for
+these things, rightly thought out, cover a vast field of duty.
+
+Alas! what is a precept? It is at best an illustration; it is case law
+at the best which can be learned by precept. The letter is not only
+dead, but killing; the spirit which underlies, and cannot be uttered,
+alone is true and helpful. This is trite to sickness; but familiarity
+has a cunning disenchantment; in a day or two she can steal all beauty
+from the mountain tops; and the most startling words begin to fall dead
+upon the ear after several repetitions. If you see a thing too often,
+you no longer see it; if you hear a thing too often, you no longer hear
+it. Our attention requires to be surprised; and to carry a fort by
+assault, or to gain a thoughtful hearing from the ruck of mankind, are
+feats of about an equal difficulty and must be tried by not dissimilar
+means. The whole Bible has thus lost its message for the common run of
+hearers; it has become mere words of course; and the parson may bawl
+himself scarlet and beat the pulpit like a thing possessed, but his
+hearers will continue to nod; they are strangely at peace, they know all
+he has to say; ring the old bell as you choose, it is still the old bell
+and it cannot startle their composure. And so with this byword about the
+letter and the spirit. It is quite true, no doubt; but it has no meaning
+in the world to any man of us. Alas! it has just this meaning, and
+neither more nor less: that while the spirit is true, the letter is
+eternally false.
+
+The shadow of a great oak lies abroad upon the ground at noon, perfect,
+clear, and stable like the earth. But let a man set himself to mark out
+the boundary with cords and pegs, and were he never so nimble and never
+so exact, what with the multiplicity of the leaves and the progression of
+the shadow as it flees before the travelling sun, long ere he has made
+the circuit the whole figure will have changed. Life may be compared,
+not to a single tree, but to a great and complicated forest; circumstance
+is more swiftly changing than a shadow, language much more inexact than
+the tools of a surveyor; from day to day the trees fall and are renewed;
+the very essences are fleeting as we look; and the whole world of leaves
+is swinging tempest-tossed among the winds of time. Look now for your
+shadows. O man of formulæ, is this a place for you? Have you fitted the
+spirit to a single case? Alas, in the cycle of the ages when shall such
+another be proposed for the judgment of man? Now when the sun shines and
+the winds blow, the wood is filled with an innumerable multitude of
+shadows, tumultuously tossed and changing; and at every gust the whole
+carpet leaps and becomes new. Can you or your heart say more?
+
+Look back now, for a moment, on your own brief experience of life; and
+although you lived it feelingly in your own person, and had every step of
+conduct burned in by pains and joys upon your memory, tell me what
+definite lesson does experience hand on from youth to manhood, or from
+both to age? The settled tenor which first strikes the eye is but the
+shadow of a delusion. This is gone; that never truly was; and you
+yourself are altered beyond recognition. Times and men and circumstances
+change about your changing character, with a speed of which no earthly
+hurricane affords an image. What was the best yesterday, is it still the
+best in this changed theatre of a to-morrow? Will your own Past truly
+guide you in your own violent and unexpected Future? And if this be
+questionable, with what humble, with what hopeless eyes, should we not
+watch other men driving beside us on their unknown careers, seeing with
+unlike eyes, impelled by different gales, doing and suffering in another
+sphere of things?
+
+And as the authentic clue to such a labyrinth and change of scene, do you
+offer me these two score words? these five bald prohibitions? For the
+moral precepts are no more than five; the first four deal rather with
+matters of observance than of conduct; the tenth, _Thou shalt not covet_,
+stands upon another basis, and shall be spoken of ere long. The Jews, to
+whom they were first given, in the course of years began to find these
+precepts insufficient; and made an addition of no less than six hundred
+and fifty others! They hoped to make a pocket-book of reference on
+morals, which should stand to life in some such relation, say, as Hoyle
+stands in to the scientific game of whist. The comparison is just, and
+condemns the design; for those who play by rule will never be more than
+tolerable players; and you and I would like to play our game in life to
+the noblest and the most divine advantage. Yet if the Jews took a petty
+and huckstering view of conduct, what view do we take ourselves, who
+callously leave youth to go forth into the enchanted forest, full of
+spells and dire chimeras, with no guidance more complete than is afforded
+by these five precepts?
+
+_Honour thy father and thy mother_. Yes, but does that mean to obey? and
+if so, how long and how far? _Thou shall not kill_. Yet the very
+intention and purport of the prohibition may be best fulfilled by
+killing. _Thou shall not commit adultery_. But some of the ugliest
+adulteries are committed in the bed of marriage and under the sanction of
+religion and law. _Thou shalt not bear false witness_. How? by speech
+or by silence also? or even by a smile? _Thou shalt not steal_. Ah,
+that indeed! But what is _to steal_?
+
+To steal? It is another word to be construed; and who is to be our
+guide? The police will give us one construction, leaving the word only
+that least minimum of meaning without which society would fall in pieces;
+but surely we must take some higher sense than this; surely we hope more
+than a bare subsistence for mankind; surely we wish mankind to prosper
+and go on from strength to strength, and ourselves to live rightly in the
+eye of some more exacting potentate than a policeman. The approval or
+the disapproval of the police must be eternally indifferent to a man who
+is both valorous and good. There is extreme discomfort, but no shame, in
+the condemnation of the law. The law represents that modicum of morality
+which can be squeezed out of the ruck of mankind; but what is that to me,
+who aim higher and seek to be my own more stringent judge? I observe
+with pleasure that no brave man has ever given a rush for such
+considerations. The Japanese have a nobler and more sentimental feeling
+for this social bond into which we all are born when we come into the
+world, and whose comforts and protection we all indifferently share
+throughout our lives:—but even to them, no more than to our Western
+saints and heroes, does the law of the state supersede the higher law of
+duty. Without hesitation and without remorse, they transgress the
+stiffest enactments rather than abstain from doing right. But the
+accidental superior duty being thus fulfilled, they at once return in
+allegiance to the common duty of all citizens; and hasten to denounce
+themselves; and value at an equal rate their just crime and their equally
+just submission to its punishment.
+
+The evading of the police will not long satisfy an active conscience or a
+thoughtful head. But to show you how one or the other may trouble a man,
+and what a vast extent of frontier is left unridden by this invaluable
+eighth commandment, let me tell you a few pages out of a young man’s
+life.
+
+He was a friend of mine; a young man like others; generous, flighty, as
+variable as youth itself, but always with some high motions and on the
+search for higher thoughts of life. I should tell you at once that he
+thoroughly agrees with the eighth commandment. But he got hold of some
+unsettling works, the New Testament among others, and this loosened his
+views of life and led him into many perplexities. As he was the son of a
+man in a certain position, and well off, my friend had enjoyed from the
+first the advantages of education, nay, he had been kept alive through a
+sickly childhood by constant watchfulness, comforts, and change of air;
+for all of which he was indebted to his father’s wealth.
+
+At college he met other lads more diligent than himself, who followed the
+plough in summer-time to pay their college fees in winter; and this
+inequality struck him with some force. He was at that age of a
+conversible temper, and insatiably curious in the aspects of life; and he
+spent much of his time scraping acquaintance with all classes of man- and
+woman-kind. In this way he came upon many depressed ambitions, and many
+intelligences stunted for want of opportunity; and this also struck him.
+He began to perceive that life was a handicap upon strange, wrong-sided
+principles; and not, as he had been told, a fair and equal race. He
+began to tremble that he himself had been unjustly favoured, when he saw
+all the avenues of wealth, and power, and comfort closed against so many
+of his superiors and equals, and held unwearyingly open before so idle,
+so desultory, and so dissolute a being as himself. There sat a youth
+beside him on the college benches, who had only one shirt to his back,
+and, at intervals sufficiently far apart, must stay at home to have it
+washed. It was my friend’s principle to stay away as often as he dared;
+for I fear he was no friend to learning. But there was something that
+came home to him sharply, in this fellow who had to give over study till
+his shirt was washed, and the scores of others who had never an
+opportunity at all. _If one of these could take his place_, he thought;
+and the thought tore away a bandage from his eyes. He was eaten by the
+shame of his discoveries, and despised himself as an unworthy favourite
+and a creature of the back-stairs of Fortune. He could no longer see
+without confusion one of these brave young fellows battling up-hill
+against adversity. Had he not filched that fellow’s birthright? At best
+was he not coldly profiting by the injustice of society, and greedily
+devouring stolen goods? The money, indeed, belonged to his father, who
+had worked, and thought, and given up his liberty to earn it; but by what
+justice could the money belong to my friend, who had, as yet, done
+nothing but help to squander it? A more sturdy honesty, joined to a more
+even and impartial temperament, would have drawn from these
+considerations a new force of industry, that this equivocal position
+might be brought as swiftly as possible to an end, and some good services
+to mankind justify the appropriation of expense. It was not so with my
+friend, who was only unsettled and discouraged, and filled full of that
+trumpeting anger with which young men regard injustices in the first
+blush of youth; although in a few years they will tamely acquiesce in
+their existence, and knowingly profit by their complications. Yet all
+this while he suffered many indignant pangs. And once, when he put on
+his boots, like any other unripe donkey, to run away from home, it was
+his best consolation that he was now, at a single plunge, to free himself
+from the responsibility of this wealth that was not his, and do battle
+equally against his fellows in the warfare of life.
+
+Some time after this, falling into ill-health, he was sent at great
+expense to a more favourable climate; and then I think his perplexities
+were thickest. When he thought of all the other young men of singular
+promise, upright, good, the prop of families, who must remain at home to
+die, and with all their possibilities be lost to life and mankind; and
+how he, by one more unmerited favour, was chosen out from all these
+others to survive; he felt as if there were no life, no labour, no
+devotion of soul and body, that could repay and justify these
+partialities. A religious lady, to whom he communicated these
+reflections, could see no force in them whatever. ‘It was God’s will,’
+said she. But he knew it was by God’s will that Joan of Arc was burnt at
+Rouen, which cleared neither Bedford nor Bishop Cauchon; and again, by
+God’s will that Christ was crucified outside Jerusalem, which excused
+neither the rancour of the priests nor the timidity of Pilate. He knew,
+moreover, that although the possibility of this favour he was now
+enjoying issued from his circumstances, its acceptance was the act of his
+own will; and he had accepted it greedily, longing for rest and sunshine.
+And hence this allegation of God’s providence did little to relieve his
+scruples. I promise you he had a very troubled mind. And I would not
+laugh if I were you, though while he was thus making mountains out of
+what you think molehills, he were still (as perhaps he was) contentedly
+practising many other things that to you seem black as hell. Every man
+is his own judge and mountain-guide through life. There is an old story
+of a mote and a beam, apparently not true, but worthy perhaps of some
+consideration. I should, if I were you, give some consideration to these
+scruples of his, and if I were he, I should do the like by yours; for it
+is not unlikely that there may be something under both. In the meantime
+you must hear how my friend acted. Like many invalids, he supposed that
+he would die. Now, should he die, he saw no means of repaying this huge
+loan which, by the hands of his father, mankind had advanced him for his
+sickness. In that case it would be lost money. So he determined that
+the advance should be as small as possible; and, so long as he continued
+to doubt his recovery, lived in an upper room, and grudged himself all
+but necessaries. But so soon as he began to perceive a change for the
+better, he felt justified in spending more freely, to speed and brighten
+his return to health, and trusted in the future to lend a help to
+mankind, as mankind, out of its treasury, had lent a help to him.
+
+I do not say but that my friend was a little too curious and partial in
+his view; nor thought too much of himself and too little of his parents;
+but I do say that here are some scruples which tormented my friend in his
+youth, and still, perhaps, at odd times give him a prick in the midst of
+his enjoyments, and which after all have some foundation in justice, and
+point, in their confused way, to some more honourable honesty within the
+reach of man. And at least, is not this an unusual gloss upon the eighth
+commandment? And what sort of comfort, guidance, or illumination did
+that precept afford my friend throughout these contentions? ‘Thou shalt
+not steal.’ With all my heart! But _am_ I stealing?
+
+The truly quaint materialism of our view of life disables us from
+pursuing any transaction to an end. You can make no one understand that
+his bargain is anything more than a bargain, whereas in point of fact it
+is a link in the policy of mankind, and either a good or an evil to the
+world. We have a sort of blindness which prevents us from seeing
+anything but sovereigns. If one man agrees to give another so many
+shillings for so many hours’ work, and then wilfully gives him a certain
+proportion of the price in bad money and only the remainder in good, we
+can see with half an eye that this man is a thief. But if the other
+spends a certain proportion of the hours in smoking a pipe of tobacco,
+and a certain other proportion in looking at the sky, or the clock, or
+trying to recall an air, or in meditation on his own past adventures, and
+only the remainder in downright work such as he is paid to do, is he,
+because the theft is one of time and not of money,—is he any the less a
+thief? The one gave a bad shilling, the other an imperfect hour; but
+both broke the bargain, and each is a thief. In piecework, which is what
+most of us do, the case is none the less plain for being even less
+material. If you forge a bad knife, you have wasted some of mankind’s
+iron, and then, with unrivalled cynicism, you pocket some of mankind’s
+money for your trouble. Is there any man so blind who cannot see that
+this is theft? Again, if you carelessly cultivate a farm, you have been
+playing fast and loose with mankind’s resources against hunger; there
+will be less bread in consequence, and for lack of that bread somebody
+will die next winter: a grim consideration. And you must not hope to
+shuffle out of blame because you got less money for your less quantity of
+bread; for although a theft be partly punished, it is none the less a
+theft for that. You took the farm against competitors; there were others
+ready to shoulder the responsibility and be answerable for the tale of
+loaves; but it was you who took it. By the act you came under a tacit
+bargain with mankind to cultivate that farm with your best endeavour; you
+were under no superintendence, you were on parole; and you have broke
+your bargain, and to all who look closely, and yourself among the rest if
+you have moral eyesight, you are a thief. Or take the case of men of
+letters. Every piece of work which is not as good as you can make it,
+which you have palmed off imperfect, meagrely thought, niggardly in
+execution, upon mankind who is your paymaster on parole and in a sense
+your pupil, every hasty or slovenly or untrue performance, should rise up
+against you in the court of your own heart and condemn you for a thief.
+Have you a salary? If you trifle with your health, and so render
+yourself less capable for duty, and still touch, and still greedily
+pocket the emolument—what are you but a thief? Have you double accounts?
+do you by any time-honoured juggle, deceit, or ambiguous process, gain
+more from those who deal with you than it you were bargaining and dealing
+face to face in front of God?—What are you but a thief? Lastly, if you
+fill an office, or produce an article, which, in your heart of hearts,
+you think a delusion and a fraud upon mankind, and still draw your salary
+and go through the sham manœuvres of this office, or still book your
+profits and keep on flooding the world with these injurious goods?—though
+you were old, and bald, and the first at church, and a baronet, what are
+you but a thief? These may seem hard words and mere curiosities of the
+intellect, in an age when the spirit of honesty is so sparingly
+cultivated that all business is conducted upon lies and so-called customs
+of the trade, that not a man bestows two thoughts on the utility or
+honourableness of his pursuit. I would say less if I thought less. But
+looking to my own reason and the right of things, I can only avow that I
+am a thief myself, and that I passionately suspect my neighbours of the
+same guilt.
+
+Where did you hear that it was easy to be honest? Do you find that in
+your Bible? Easy! It is easy to be an ass and follow the multitude like
+a blind, besotted bull in a stampede; and that, I am well aware, is what
+you and Mrs. Grundy mean by being honest. But it will not bear the
+stress of time nor the scrutiny of conscience. Even before the lowest of
+all tribunals,—before a court of law, whose business it is, not to keep
+men right, or within a thousand miles of right, but to withhold them from
+going so tragically wrong that they will pull down the whole jointed
+fabric of society by their misdeeds—even before a court of law, as we
+begin to see in these last days, our easy view of following at each
+other’s tails, alike to good and evil, is beginning to be reproved and
+punished, and declared no honesty at all, but open theft and swindling;
+and simpletons who have gone on through life with a quiet conscience may
+learn suddenly, from the lips of a judge, that the custom of the trade
+may be a custom of the devil. You thought it was easy to be honest. Did
+you think it was easy to be just and kind and truthful? Did you think
+the whole duty of aspiring man was as simple as a horn-pipe? and you
+could walk through life like a gentleman and a hero, with no more concern
+than it takes to go to church or to address a circular? And yet all this
+time you had the eighth commandment! and, what makes it richer, you would
+not have broken it for the world!
+
+The truth is, that these commandments by themselves are of little use in
+private judgment. If compression is what you want, you have their whole
+spirit compressed into the golden rule; and yet there expressed with more
+significance, since the law is there spiritually and not materially
+stated. And in truth, four out of these ten commands, from the sixth to
+the ninth, are rather legal than ethical. The police-court is their
+proper home. A magistrate cannot tell whether you love your neighbour as
+yourself, but he can tell more or less whether you have murdered, or
+stolen, or committed adultery, or held up your hand and testified to that
+which was not; and these things, for rough practical tests, are as good
+as can be found. And perhaps, therefore, the best condensation of the
+Jewish moral law is in the maxims of the priests, ‘neminem lædere’ and
+‘suum cuique tribuere.’ But all this granted, it becomes only the more
+plain that they are inadequate in the sphere of personal morality; that
+while they tell the magistrate roughly when to punish, they can never
+direct an anxious sinner what to do.
+
+Only Polonius, or the like solemn sort of ass, can offer us a succinct
+proverb by way of advice, and not burst out blushing in our faces. We
+grant them one and all and for all that they are worth; it is something
+above and beyond that we desire. Christ was in general a great enemy to
+such a way of teaching; we rarely find him meddling with any of these
+plump commands but it was to open them out, and lift his hearers from the
+letter to the spirit. For morals are a personal affair; in the war of
+righteousness every man fights for his own hand; all the six hundred
+precepts of the Mishna cannot shake my private judgment; my magistracy of
+myself is an indefeasible charge, and my decisions absolute for the time
+and case. The moralist is not a judge of appeal, but an advocate who
+pleads at my tribunal. He has to show not the law, but that the law
+applies. Can he convince me? then he gains the cause. And thus you find
+Christ giving various counsels to varying people, and often jealously
+careful to avoid definite precept. Is he asked, for example, to divide a
+heritage? He refuses: and the best advice that he will offer is but a
+paraphrase of that tenth commandment which figures so strangely among the
+rest. _Take heed, and beware of covetousness_. If you complain that
+this is vague, I have failed to carry you along with me in my argument.
+For no definite precept can be more than an illustration, though its
+truth were resplendent like the sun, and it was announced from heaven by
+the voice of God. And life is so intricate and changing, that perhaps
+not twenty times, or perhaps not twice in the ages, shall we find that
+nice consent of circumstances to which alone it can apply.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+
+Although the world and life have in a sense become commonplace to our
+experience, it is but in an external torpor; the true sentiment slumbers
+within us; and we have but to reflect on ourselves or our surroundings to
+rekindle our astonishment. No length of habit can blunt our first
+surprise. Of the world I have but little to say in this connection; a
+few strokes shall suffice. We inhabit a dead ember swimming wide in the
+blank of space, dizzily spinning as it swims, and lighted up from several
+million miles away by a more horrible hell-fire than was ever conceived
+by the theological imagination. Yet the dead ember is a green,
+commodious dwelling-place; and the reverberation of this hell-fire ripens
+flower and fruit and mildly warms us on summer eves upon the lawn. Far
+off on all hands other dead embers, other flaming suns, wheel and race in
+the apparent void; the nearest is out of call, the farthest so far that
+the heart sickens in the effort to conceive the distance. Shipwrecked
+seamen on the deep, though they bestride but the truncheon of a boom, are
+safe and near at home compared with mankind on its bullet. Even to us
+who have known no other, it seems a strange, if not an appalling, place
+of residence.
+
+But far stranger is the resident, man, a creature compact of wonders
+that, after centuries of custom, is still wonderful to himself. He
+inhabits a body which he is continually outliving, discarding and
+renewing. Food and sleep, by an unknown alchemy, restore his spirits and
+the freshness of his countenance. Hair grows on him like grass; his
+eyes, his brain, his sinews, thirst for action; he joys to see and touch
+and hear, to partake the sun and wind, to sit down and intently ponder on
+his astonishing attributes and situation, to rise up and run, to perform
+the strange and revolting round of physical functions. The sight of a
+flower, the note of a bird, will often move him deeply; yet he looks
+unconcerned on the impassable distances and portentous bonfires of the
+universe. He comprehends, he designs, he tames nature, rides the sea,
+ploughs, climbs the air in a balloon, makes vast inquiries, begins
+interminable labours, joins himself into federations and populous cities,
+spends his days to deliver the ends of the earth or to benefit unborn
+posterity; and yet knows himself for a piece of unsurpassed fragility and
+the creature of a few days. His sight, which conducts him, which takes
+notice of the farthest stars, which is miraculous in every way and a
+thing defying explanation or belief, is yet lodged in a piece of jelly,
+and can be extinguished with a touch. His heart, which all through life
+so indomitably, so athletically labours, is but a capsule, and may be
+stopped with a pin. His whole body, for all its savage energies, its
+leaping and its winged desires, may yet be tamed and conquered by a
+draught of air or a sprinkling of cold dew. What he calls death, which
+is the seeming arrest of everything, and the ruin and hateful
+transformation of the visible body, lies in wait for him outwardly in a
+thousand accidents, and grows up in secret diseases from within. He is
+still learning to be a man when his faculties are already beginning to
+decline; he has not yet understood himself or his position before he
+inevitably dies. And yet this mad, chimerical creature can take no
+thought of his last end, lives as though he were eternal, plunges with
+his vulnerable body into the shock of war, and daily affronts death with
+unconcern. He cannot take a step without pain or pleasure. His life is
+a tissue of sensations, which he distinguishes as they seem to come more
+directly from himself or his surroundings. He is conscious of himself as
+a joyer or a sufferer, as that which craves, chooses, and is satisfied;
+conscious of his surroundings as it were of an inexhaustible purveyor,
+the source of aspects, inspirations, wonders, cruel knocks and
+transporting caresses. Thus he goes on his way, stumbling among delights
+and agonies.
+
+Matter is a far-fetched theory, and materialism is without a root in man.
+To him everything is important in the degree to which it moves him. The
+telegraph wires and posts, the electricity speeding from clerk to clerk,
+the clerks, the glad or sorrowful import of the message, and the paper on
+which it is finally brought to him at home, are all equally facts, all
+equally exist for man. A word or a thought can wound him as acutely as a
+knife of steel. If he thinks he is loved, he will rise up and glory to
+himself, although he be in a distant land and short of necessary bread.
+Does he think he is not loved?—he may have the woman at his beck, and
+there is not a joy for him in all the world. Indeed, if we are to make
+any account of this figment of reason, the distinction between material
+and immaterial, we shall conclude that the life of each man as an
+individual is immaterial, although the continuation and prospects of
+mankind as a race turn upon material conditions. The physical business
+of each man’s body is transacted for him; like a sybarite, he has
+attentive valets in his own viscera; he breathes, he sweats, he digests
+without an effort, or so much as a consenting volition; for the most part
+he even eats, not with a wakeful consciousness, but as it were between
+two thoughts. His life is centred among other and more important
+considerations; touch him in his honour or his love, creatures of the
+imagination which attach him to mankind or to an individual man or woman;
+cross him in his piety which connects his soul with heaven; and he turns
+from his food, he loathes his breath, and with a magnanimous emotion cuts
+the knots of his existence and frees himself at a blow from the web of
+pains and pleasures.
+
+It follows that man is twofold at least; that he is not a rounded and
+autonomous empire; but that in the same body with him there dwell other
+powers tributary but independent. If I now behold one walking in a
+garden, curiously coloured and illuminated by the sun, digesting his food
+with elaborate chemistry, breathing, circulating blood, directing himself
+by the sight of his eyes, accommodating his body by a thousand delicate
+balancings to the wind and the uneven surface of the path, and all the
+time, perhaps, with his mind engaged about America, or the dog-star, or
+the attributes of God—what am I to say, or how am I to describe the thing
+I see? Is that truly a man, in the rigorous meaning of the word? or is
+it not a man and something else? What, then, are we to count the
+centre-bit and axle of a being so variously compounded? It is a question
+much debated. Some read his history in a certain intricacy of nerve and
+the success of successive digestions; others find him an exiled piece of
+heaven blown upon and determined by the breath of God; and both schools
+of theorists will scream like scalded children at a word of doubt. Yet
+either of these views, however plausible, is beside the question; either
+may be right; and I care not; I ask a more particular answer, and to a
+more immediate point. What is the man? There is Something that was
+before hunger and that remains behind after a meal. It may or may not be
+engaged in any given act or passion, but when it is, it changes,
+heightens, and sanctifies. Thus it is not engaged in lust, where
+satisfaction ends the chapter; and it is engaged in love, where no
+satisfaction can blunt the edge of the desire, and where age, sickness,
+or alienation may deface what was desirable without diminishing the
+sentiment. This something, which is the man, is a permanence which
+abides through the vicissitudes of passion, now overwhelmed and now
+triumphant, now unconscious of itself in the immediate distress of
+appetite or pain, now rising unclouded above all. So, to the man, his
+own central self fades and grows clear again amid the tumult of the
+senses, like a revolving Pharos in the night. It is forgotten; it is
+hid, it seems, for ever; and yet in the next calm hour he shall behold
+himself once more, shining and unmoved among changes and storm.
+
+Mankind, in the sense of the creeping mass that is born and eats, that
+generates and dies, is but the aggregate of the outer and lower sides of
+man. This inner consciousness, this lantern alternately obscured and
+shining, to and by which the individual exists and must order his
+conduct, is something special to himself and not common to the race. His
+joys delight, his sorrows wound him, according as _this_ is interested or
+indifferent in the affair; according as they arise in an imperial war or
+in a broil conducted by the tributary chieftains of the mind. He may
+lose all, and _this_ not suffer; he may lose what is materially a trifle,
+and _this_ leap in his bosom with a cruel pang. I do not speak of it to
+hardened theorists: the living man knows keenly what it is I mean.
+
+‘Perceive at last that thou hast in thee something better and more divine
+than the things which cause the various effects, and, as it were, pull
+thee by the strings. What is that now in thy mind? is it fear, or
+suspicion, or desire, or anything of that kind?’ Thus far Marcus
+Aurelius, in one of the most notable passages in any book. Here is a
+question worthy to be answered. What is in thy mind? What is the
+utterance of your inmost self when, in a quiet hour, it can be heard
+intelligibly? It is something beyond the compass of your thinking,
+inasmuch as it is yourself; but is it not of a higher spirit than you had
+dreamed betweenwhiles, and erect above all base considerations? This
+soul seems hardly touched with our infirmities; we can find in it
+certainly no fear, suspicion, or desire; we are only conscious—and that
+as though we read it in the eyes of some one else—of a great and
+unqualified readiness. A readiness to what? to pass over and look beyond
+the objects of desire and fear, for something else. And this something
+else? this something which is apart from desire and fear, to which all
+the kingdoms of the world and the immediate death of the body are alike
+indifferent and beside the point, and which yet regards conduct—by what
+name are we to call it? It may be the love of God; or it may be an
+inherited (and certainly well concealed) instinct to preserve self and
+propagate the race; I am not, for the moment, averse to either theory;
+but it will save time to call it righteousness. By so doing I intend no
+subterfuge to beg a question; I am indeed ready, and more than willing,
+to accept the rigid consequence, and lay aside, as far as the treachery
+of the reason will permit, all former meanings attached to the word
+righteousness. What is right is that for which a man’s central self is
+ever ready to sacrifice immediate or distant interests; what is wrong is
+what the central self discards or rejects as incompatible with the fixed
+design of righteousness.
+
+To make this admission is to lay aside all hope of definition. That
+which is right upon this theory is intimately dictated to each man by
+himself, but can never be rigorously set forth in language, and never,
+above all, imposed upon another. The conscience has, then, a vision like
+that of the eyes, which is incommunicable, and for the most part
+illuminates none but its possessor. When many people perceive the same
+or any cognate facts, they agree upon a word as symbol; and hence we have
+such words as _tree_, _star_, _love_, _honour_, or _death_; hence also we
+have this word _right_, which, like the others, we all understand, most
+of us understand differently, and none can express succinctly otherwise.
+Yet even on the straitest view, we can make some steps towards
+comprehension of our own superior thoughts. For it is an incredible and
+most bewildering fact that a man, through life, is on variable terms with
+himself; he is aware of tiffs and reconciliations; the intimacy is at
+times almost suspended, at times it is renewed again with joy. As we
+said before, his inner self or soul appears to him by successive
+revelations, and is frequently obscured. It is from a study of these
+alternations that we can alone hope to discover, even dimly, what seems
+right and what seems wrong to this veiled prophet of ourself.
+
+All that is in the man in the larger sense, what we call impression as
+well as what we call intuition, so far as my argument looks, we must
+accept. It is not wrong to desire food, or exercise, or beautiful
+surroundings, or the love of sex, or interest which is the food of the
+mind. All these are craved; all these should be craved; to none of these
+in itself does the soul demur; where there comes an undeniable want, we
+recognise a demand of nature. Yet we know that these natural demands may
+be superseded; for the demands which are common to mankind make but a
+shadowy consideration in comparison to the demands of the individual
+soul. Food is almost the first prerequisite; and yet a high character
+will go without food to the ruin and death of the body rather than gain
+it in a manner which the spirit disavows. Pascal laid aside mathematics;
+Origen doctored his body with a knife; every day some one is thus
+mortifying his dearest interests and desires, and, in Christ’s words,
+entering maim into the Kingdom of Heaven. This is to supersede the
+lesser and less harmonious affections by renunciation; and though by this
+ascetic path we may get to heaven, we cannot get thither a whole and
+perfect man. But there is another way, to supersede them by
+reconciliation, in which the soul and all the faculties and senses pursue
+a common route and share in one desire. Thus, man is tormented by a very
+imperious physical desire; it spoils his rest, it is not to be denied;
+the doctors will tell you, not I, how it is a physical need, like the
+want of food or slumber. In the satisfaction of this desire, as it first
+appears, the soul sparingly takes part; nay, it oft unsparingly regrets
+and disapproves the satisfaction. But let the man learn to love a woman
+as far as he is capable of love; and for this random affection of the
+body there is substituted a steady determination, a consent of all his
+powers and faculties, which supersedes, adopts, and commands the other.
+The desire survives, strengthened, perhaps, but taught obedience and
+changed in scope and character. Life is no longer a tale of betrayals
+and regrets; for the man now lives as a whole; his consciousness now
+moves on uninterrupted like a river; through all the extremes and ups and
+downs of passion, he remains approvingly conscious of himself.
+
+Now to me, this seems a type of that rightness which the soul demands.
+It demands that we shall not live alternately with our opposing
+tendencies in continual see-saw of passion and disgust, but seek some
+path on which the tendencies shall no longer oppose, but serve each other
+to a common end. It demands that we shall not pursue broken ends, but
+great and comprehensive purposes, in which soul and body may unite like
+notes in a harmonious chord. That were indeed a way of peace and
+pleasure, that were indeed a heaven upon earth. It does not demand,
+however, or, to speak in measure, it does not demand of me, that I should
+starve my appetites for no purpose under heaven but as a purpose in
+itself; or, in a weak despair, pluck out the eye that I have not yet
+learned to guide and enjoy with wisdom. The soul demands unity of
+purpose, not the dismemberment of man; it seeks to roll up all his
+strength and sweetness, all his passion and wisdom, into one, and make of
+him a perfect man exulting in perfection. To conclude ascetically is to
+give up, and not to solve, the problem. The ascetic and the creeping
+hog, although they are at different poles, have equally failed in life.
+The one has sacrificed his crew; the other brings back his seamen in a
+cock-boat, and has lost the ship. I believe there are not many
+sea-captains who would plume themselves on either result as a success.
+
+But if it is righteousness thus to fuse together our divisive impulses
+and march with one mind through life, there is plainly one thing more
+unrighteous than all others, and one declension which is irretrievable
+and draws on the rest. And this is to lose consciousness of oneself. In
+the best of times, it is but by flashes, when our whole nature is clear,
+strong and conscious, and events conspire to leave us free, that we enjoy
+communion with our soul. At the worst, we are so fallen and passive that
+we may say shortly we have none. An arctic torpor seizes upon men.
+Although built of nerves, and set adrift in a stimulating world, they
+develop a tendency to go bodily to sleep; consciousness becomes engrossed
+among the reflex and mechanical parts of life; and soon loses both the
+will and power to look higher considerations in the face. This is ruin;
+this is the last failure in life; this is temporal damnation, damnation
+on the spot and without the form of judgment. ‘What shall it profit a
+man if he gain the whole world and _lose himself_?’
+
+It is to keep a man awake, to keep him alive to his own soul and its
+fixed design of righteousness, that the better part of moral and
+religious education is directed; not only that of words and doctors, but
+the sharp ferule of calamity under which we are all God’s scholars till
+we die. If, as teachers, we are to say anything to the purpose, we must
+say what will remind the pupil of his soul; we must speak that soul’s
+dialect; we must talk of life and conduct as his soul would have him
+think of them. If, from some conformity between us and the pupil, or
+perhaps among all men, we do in truth speak in such a dialect and express
+such views, beyond question we shall touch in him a spring; beyond
+question he will recognise the dialect as one that he himself has spoken
+in his better hours; beyond question he will cry, ‘I had forgotten, but
+now I remember; I too have eyes, and I had forgot to use them! I too
+have a soul of my own, arrogantly upright, and to that I will listen and
+conform.’ In short, say to him anything that he has once thought, or
+been upon the point of thinking, or show him any view of life that he has
+once clearly seen, or been upon the point of clearly seeing; and you have
+done your part and may leave him to complete the education for himself.
+
+Now, the view taught at the present time seems to me to want greatness;
+and the dialect in which alone it can be intelligibly uttered is not the
+dialect of my soul. It is a sort of postponement of life; nothing quite
+is, but something different is to be; we are to keep our eyes upon the
+indirect from the cradle to the grave. We are to regulate our conduct
+not by desire, but by a politic eye upon the future; and to value acts as
+they will bring us money or good opinion; as they will bring us, in one
+word, _profit_. We must be what is called respectable, and offend no one
+by our carriage; it will not do to make oneself conspicuous—who knows?
+even in virtue? says the Christian parent! And we must be what is called
+prudent and make money; not only because it is pleasant to have money,
+but because that also is a part of respectability, and we cannot hope to
+be received in society without decent possessions. Received in society!
+as if that were the kingdom of heaven! There is dear Mr. So-and-so;—look
+at him!—so much respected—so much looked up to—quite the Christian
+merchant! And we must cut our conduct as strictly as possible after the
+pattern of Mr. So-and-so; and lay our whole lives to make money and be
+strictly decent. Besides these holy injunctions, which form by far the
+greater part of a youth’s training in our Christian homes, there are at
+least two other doctrines. We are to live just now as well as we can,
+but scrape at last into heaven, where we shall be good. We are to worry
+through the week in a lay, disreputable way, but, to make matters square,
+live a different life on Sunday.
+
+The train of thought we have been following gives us a key to all these
+positions, without stepping aside to justify them on their own ground.
+It is because we have been disgusted fifty times with physical squalls,
+and fifty times torn between conflicting impulses, that we teach people
+this indirect and tactical procedure in life, and to judge by remote
+consequences instead of the immediate face of things. The very desire to
+act as our own souls would have us, coupled with a pathetic disbelief in
+ourselves, moves us to follow the example of others; perhaps, who knows?
+they may be on the right track; and the more our patterns are in number,
+the better seems the chance; until, if we be acting in concert with a
+whole civilised nation, there are surely a majority of chances that we
+must be acting right. And again, how true it is that we can never behave
+as we wish in this tormented sphere, and can only aspire to different and
+more favourable circumstances, in order to stand out and be ourselves
+wholly and rightly! And yet once more, if in the hurry and pressure of
+affairs and passions you tend to nod and become drowsy, here are
+twenty-four hours of Sunday set apart for you to hold counsel with your
+soul and look around you on the possibilities of life.
+
+This is not, of course, all that is to be, or even should be, said for
+these doctrines. Only, in the course of this chapter, the reader and I
+have agreed upon a few catchwords, and been looking at morals on a
+certain system; it was a pity to lose an opportunity of testing the
+catchwords, and seeing whether, by this system as well as by others,
+current doctrines could show any probable justification. If the
+doctrines had come too badly out of the trial, it would have condemned
+the system. Our sight of the world is very narrow; the mind but a
+pedestrian instrument; there’s nothing new under the sun, as Solomon
+says, except the man himself; and though that changes the aspect of
+everything else, yet he must see the same things as other people, only
+from a different side.
+
+And now, having admitted so much, let us turn to criticism.
+
+If you teach a man to keep his eyes upon what others think of him,
+unthinkingly to lead the life and hold the principles of the majority of
+his contemporaries, you must discredit in his eyes the one authoritative
+voice of his own soul. He may be a docile citizen; he will never be a
+man. It is ours, on the other hand, to disregard this babble and
+chattering of other men better and worse than we are, and to walk
+straight before us by what light we have. They may be right; but so,
+before heaven, are we. They may know; but we know also, and by that
+knowledge we must stand or fall. There is such a thing as loyalty to a
+man’s own better self; and from those who have not that, God help me, how
+am I to look for loyalty to others? The most dull, the most imbecile, at
+a certain moment turn round, at a certain point will hear no further
+argument, but stand unflinching by their own dumb, irrational sense of
+right. It is not only by steel or fire, but through contempt and blame,
+that the martyr fulfils the calling of his dear soul. Be glad if you are
+not tried by such extremities. But although all the world ranged
+themselves in one line to tell you ‘This is wrong,’ be you your own
+faithful vassal and the ambassador of God—throw down the glove and answer
+‘This is right.’ Do you think you are only declaring yourself? Perhaps
+in some dim way, like a child who delivers a message not fully
+understood, you are opening wider the straits of prejudice and preparing
+mankind for some truer and more spiritual grasp of truth; perhaps, as you
+stand forth for your own judgment, you are covering a thousand weak ones
+with your body; perhaps, by this declaration alone, you have avoided the
+guilt of false witness against humanity and the little ones unborn. It
+is good, I believe, to be respectable, but much nobler to respect oneself
+and utter the voice of God. God, if there be any God, speaks daily in a
+new language by the tongues of men; the thoughts and habits of each fresh
+generation and each new-coined spirit throw another light upon the
+universe and contain another commentary on the printed Bibles; every
+scruple, every true dissent, every glimpse of something new, is a letter
+of God’s alphabet; and though there is a grave responsibility for all who
+speak, is there none for those who unrighteously keep silence and
+conform? Is not that also to conceal and cloak God’s counsel? And how
+should we regard the man of science who suppressed all facts that would
+not tally with the orthodoxy of the hour?
+
+Wrong? You are as surely wrong as the sun rose this morning round the
+revolving shoulder of the world. Not truth, but truthfulness, is the
+good of your endeavour. For when will men receive that first part and
+prerequisite of truth, that, by the order of things, by the greatness of
+the universe, by the darkness and partiality of man’s experience, by the
+inviolate secrecy of God, kept close in His most open revelations, every
+man is, and to the end of the ages must be, wrong? Wrong to the
+universe; wrong to mankind; wrong to God. And yet in another sense, and
+that plainer and nearer, every man of men, who wishes truly, must be
+right. He is right to himself, and in the measure of his sagacity and
+candour. That let him do in all sincerity and zeal, not sparing a
+thought for contrary opinions; that, for what it is worth, let him
+proclaim. Be not afraid; although he be wrong, so also is the dead,
+stuffed Dagon he insults. For the voice of God, whatever it is, is not
+that stammering, inept tradition which the people holds. These truths
+survive in travesty, swamped in a world of spiritual darkness and
+confusion; and what a few comprehend and faithfully hold, the many, in
+their dead jargon, repeat, degrade, and misinterpret.
+
+So far of Respectability; what the Covenanters used to call ‘rank
+conformity’: the deadliest gag and wet blanket that can be laid on men.
+And now of Profit. And this doctrine is perhaps the more redoubtable,
+because it harms all sorts of men; not only the heroic and self-reliant,
+but the obedient, cowlike squadrons. A man, by this doctrine, looks to
+consequences at the second, or third, or fiftieth turn. He chooses his
+end, and for that, with wily turns and through a great sea of tedium,
+steers this mortal bark. There may be political wisdom in such a view;
+but I am persuaded there can spring no great moral zeal. To look thus
+obliquely upon life is the very recipe for moral slumber. Our intention
+and endeavour should be directed, not on some vague end of money or
+applause, which shall come to us by a ricochet in a month or a year, or
+twenty years, but on the act itself; not on the approval of others, but
+on the rightness of that act. At every instant, at every step in life,
+the point has to be decided, our soul has to be saved, heaven has to be
+gained or lost. At every step our spirits must applaud, at every step we
+must set down the foot and sound the trumpet. ‘This have I done,’ we
+must say; ‘right or wrong, this have I done, in unfeigned honour of
+intention, as to myself and God.’ The profit of every act should be
+this, that it was right for us to do it. Any other profit than that, if
+it involved a kingdom or the woman I love, ought, if I were God’s upright
+soldier, to leave me untempted.
+
+It is the mark of what we call a righteous decision, that it is made
+directly and for its own sake. The whole man, mind and body, having come
+to an agreement, tyrannically dictates conduct. There are two
+dispositions eternally opposed: that in which we recognise that one thing
+is wrong and another right, and that in which, not seeing any clear
+distinction, we fall back on the consideration of consequences. The
+truth is, by the scope of our present teaching, nothing is thought very
+wrong and nothing very right, except a few actions which have the
+disadvantage of being disrespectable when found out; the more serious
+part of men inclining to think all things _rather wrong_, the more jovial
+to suppose them _right enough for practical purposes_. I will engage my
+head, they do not find that view in their own hearts; they have taken it
+up in a dark despair; they are but troubled sleepers talking in their
+sleep. The soul, or my soul at least, thinks very distinctly upon many
+points of right and wrong, and often differs flatly with what is held out
+as the thought of corporate humanity in the code of society or the code
+of law. Am I to suppose myself a monster? I have only to read books,
+the Christian Gospels for example, to think myself a monster no longer;
+and instead I think the mass of people are merely speaking in their
+sleep.
+
+It is a commonplace, enshrined, if I mistake not, even in school
+copy-books, that honour is to be sought and not fame. I ask no other
+admission; we are to seek honour, upright walking with our own conscience
+every hour of the day, and not fame, the consequence, the far-off
+reverberation of our footsteps. The walk, not the rumour of the walk, is
+what concerns righteousness. Better disrespectable honour than
+dishonourable fame. Better useless or seemingly hurtful honour, than
+dishonour ruling empires and filling the mouths of thousands. For the
+man must walk by what he sees, and leave the issue with God who made him
+and taught him by the fortune of his life. You would not dishonour
+yourself for money; which is at least tangible; would you do it, then,
+for a doubtful forecast in politics, or another person’s theory in
+morals?
+
+So intricate is the scheme of our affairs, that no man can calculate the
+bearing of his own behaviour even on those immediately around him, how
+much less upon the world at large or on succeeding generations! To walk
+by external prudence and the rule of consequences would require, not a
+man, but God. All that we know to guide us in this changing labyrinth is
+our soul with its fixed design of righteousness, and a few old precepts
+which commend themselves to that. The precepts are vague when we
+endeavour to apply them; consequences are more entangled than a wisp of
+string, and their confusion is unrestingly in change; we must hold to
+what we know and walk by it. We must walk by faith, indeed, and not by
+knowledge.
+
+You do not love another because he is wealthy or wise or eminently
+respectable: you love him because you love him; that is love, and any
+other only a derision and grimace. It should be the same with all our
+actions. If we were to conceive a perfect man, it should be one who was
+never torn between conflicting impulses, but who, on the absolute consent
+of all his parts and faculties, submitted in every action of his life to
+a self-dictation as absolute and unreasoned as that which bids him love
+one woman and be true to her till death. But we should not conceive him
+as sagacious, ascetical, playing off his appetites against each other,
+turning the wing of public respectable immorality instead of riding it
+directly down, or advancing toward his end through a thousand sinister
+compromises and considerations. The one man might be wily, might be
+adroit, might be wise, might be respectable, might be gloriously useful;
+it is the other man who would be good.
+
+The soul asks honour and not fame; to be upright, not to be successful;
+to be good, not prosperous; to be essentially, not outwardly,
+respectable. Does your soul ask profit? Does it ask money? Does it ask
+the approval of the indifferent herd? I believe not. For my own part, I
+want but little money, I hope; and I do not want to be decent at all, but
+to be good.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+
+We have spoken of that supreme self-dictation which keeps varying from
+hour to hour in its dictates with the variation of events and
+circumstances. Now, for us, that is ultimate. It may be founded on some
+reasonable process, but it is not a process which we can follow or
+comprehend. And moreover the dictation is not continuous, or not
+continuous except in very lively and well-living natures; and
+between-whiles we must brush along without it. Practice is a more
+intricate and desperate business than the toughest theorising; life is an
+affair of cavalry, where rapid judgment and prompt action are alone
+possible and right. As a matter of fact, there is no one so upright but
+he is influenced by the world’s chatter; and no one so headlong but he
+requires to consider consequences and to keep an eye on profit. For the
+soul adopts all affections and appetites without exception, and cares
+only to combine them for some common purpose which shall interest all.
+Now, respect for the opinion of others, the study of consequences, and
+the desire of power and comfort, are all undeniably factors in the nature
+of man; and the more undeniably since we find that, in our current
+doctrines, they have swallowed up the others and are thought to conclude
+in themselves all the worthy parts of man. These, then, must also be
+suffered to affect conduct in the practical domain, much or little
+according as they are forcibly or feebly present to the mind of each.
+
+Now, a man’s view of the universe is mostly a view of the civilised
+society in which he lives. Other men and women are so much more grossly
+and so much more intimately palpable to his perceptions, that they stand
+between him and all the rest; they are larger to his eye than the sun, he
+hears them more plainly than thunder, with them, by them, and for them,
+he must live and die. And hence the laws that affect his intercourse
+with his fellow-men, although merely customary and the creatures of a
+generation, are more clearly and continually before his mind than those
+which bind him into the eternal system of things, support him in his
+upright progress on this whirling ball, or keep up the fire of his bodily
+life. And hence it is that money stands in the first rank of
+considerations and so powerfully affects the choice. For our society is
+built with money for mortar; money is present in every joint of
+circumstance; it might be named the social atmosphere, since, in society,
+it is by that alone that men continue to live, and only through that or
+chance that they can reach or affect one another. Money gives us food,
+shelter, and privacy; it permits us to be clean in person, opens for us
+the doors of the theatre, gains us books for study or pleasure, enables
+us to help the distresses of others, and puts us above necessity so that
+we can choose the best in life. If we love, it enables us to meet and
+live with the loved one, or even to prolong her health and life; if we
+have scruples, it gives us an opportunity to be honest; if we have any
+bright designs, here is what will smooth the way to their accomplishment.
+Penury is the worst slavery, and will soon lead to death.
+
+But money is only a means; it presupposes a man to use it. The rich can
+go where he pleases, but perhaps please himself nowhere. He can buy a
+library or visit the whole world, but perhaps has neither patience to
+read nor intelligence to see. The table may be loaded and the appetite
+wanting; the purse may be full, and the heart empty. He may have gained
+the world and lost himself; and with all his wealth around him, in a
+great house and spacious and beautiful demesne, he may live as blank a
+life as any tattered ditcher. Without an appetite, without an
+aspiration, void of appreciation, bankrupt of desire and hope, there, in
+his great house, let him sit and look upon his fingers. It is perhaps a
+more fortunate destiny to have a taste for collecting shells than to be
+born a millionaire. Although neither is to be despised, it is always
+better policy to learn an interest than to make a thousand pounds; for
+the money will soon be spent, or perhaps you may feel no joy in spending
+it; but the interest remains imperishable and ever new. To become a
+botanist, a geologist, a social philosopher, an antiquary, or an artist,
+is to enlarge one’s possessions in the universe by an incalculably higher
+degree, and by a far surer sort of property, than to purchase a farm of
+many acres. You had perhaps two thousand a year before the transaction;
+perhaps you have two thousand five hundred after it. That represents
+your gain in the one case. But in the other, you have thrown down a
+barrier which concealed significance and beauty. The blind man has
+learned to see. The prisoner has opened up a window in his cell and
+beholds enchanting prospects; he will never again be a prisoner as he
+was; he can watch clouds and changing seasons, ships on the river,
+travellers on the road, and the stars at night; happy prisoner! his eyes
+have broken jail! And again he who has learned to love an art or science
+has wisely laid up riches against the day of riches; if prosperity come,
+he will not enter poor into his inheritance; he will not slumber and
+forget himself in the lap of money, or spend his hours in counting idle
+treasures, but be up and briskly doing; he will have the true alchemic
+touch, which is not that of Midas, but which transmutes dead money into
+living delight and satisfaction. _Être et pas avoir_—to be, not to
+possess—that is the problem of life. To be wealthy, a rich nature is the
+first requisite and money but the second. To be of a quick and healthy
+blood, to share in all honourable curiosities, to be rich in admiration
+and free from envy, to rejoice greatly in the good of others, to love
+with such generosity of heart that your love is still a dear possession
+in absence or unkindness—these are the gifts of fortune which money
+cannot buy and without which money can buy nothing. For what can a man
+possess, or what can he enjoy, except himself? If he enlarge his nature,
+it is then that he enlarges his estates. If his nature be happy and
+valiant, he will enjoy the universe as if it were his park and orchard.
+
+But money is not only to be spent; it has also to be earned. It is not
+merely a convenience or a necessary in social life; but it is the coin in
+which mankind pays his wages to the individual man. And from this side,
+the question of money has a very different scope and application. For no
+man can be honest who does not work. Service for service. If the farmer
+buys corn, and the labourer ploughs and reaps, and the baker sweats in
+his hot bakery, plainly you who eat must do something in your turn. It
+is not enough to take off your hat, or to thank God upon your knees for
+the admirable constitution of society and your own convenient situation
+in its upper and more ornamental stories. Neither is it enough to buy
+the loaf with a sixpence; for then you are only changing the point of the
+inquiry; and you must first have _bought the sixpence_. Service for
+service: how have you bought your sixpences? A man of spirit desires
+certainty in a thing of such a nature; he must see to it that there is
+some reciprocity between him and mankind; that he pays his expenditure in
+service; that he has not a lion’s share in profit and a drone’s in
+labour; and is not a sleeping partner and mere costly incubus on the
+great mercantile concern of mankind.
+
+Services differ so widely with different gifts, and some are so
+inappreciable to external tests, that this is not only a matter for the
+private conscience, but one which even there must be leniently and
+trustfully considered. For remember how many serve mankind who do no
+more than meditate; and how many are precious to their friends for no
+more than a sweet and joyous temper. To perform the function of a man of
+letters it is not necessary to write; nay, it is perhaps better to be a
+living book. So long as we love we serve; so long as we are loved by
+others, I would almost say that we are indispensable; and no man is
+useless while he has a friend. The true services of life are inestimable
+in money, and are never paid. Kind words and caresses, high and wise
+thoughts, humane designs, tender behaviour to the weak and suffering, and
+all the charities of man’s existence, are neither bought nor sold.
+
+Yet the dearest and readiest, if not the most just, criterion of a man’s
+services, is the wage that mankind pays him or, briefly, what he earns.
+There at least there can be no ambiguity. St. Paul is fully and freely
+entitled to his earnings as a tentmaker, and Socrates fully and freely
+entitled to his earnings as a sculptor, although the true business of
+each was not only something different, but something which remained
+unpaid. A man cannot forget that he is not superintended, and serves
+mankind on parole. He would like, when challenged by his own conscience,
+to reply: ‘I have done so much work, and no less, with my own hands and
+brain, and taken so much profit, and no more, for my own personal
+delight.’ And though St. Paul, if he had possessed a private fortune,
+would probably have scorned to waste his time in making tents, yet of all
+sacrifices to public opinion none can be more easily pardoned than that
+by which a man, already spiritually useful to the world, should restrict
+the field of his chief usefulness to perform services more apparent, and
+possess a livelihood that neither stupidity nor malice could call in
+question. Like all sacrifices to public opinion and mere external
+decency, this would certainly be wrong; for the soul should rest
+contented with its own approval and indissuadably pursue its own calling.
+Yet, so grave and delicate is the question, that a man may well hesitate
+before he decides it for himself; he may well fear that he sets too high
+a valuation on his own endeavours after good; he may well condescend upon
+a humbler duty, where others than himself shall judge the service and
+proportion the wage.
+
+And yet it is to this very responsibility that the rich are born. They
+can shuffle off the duty on no other; they are their own paymasters on
+parole; and must pay themselves fair wages and no more. For I suppose
+that in the course of ages, and through reform and civil war and
+invasion, mankind was pursuing some other and more general design than to
+set one or two Englishmen of the nineteenth century beyond the reach of
+needs and duties. Society was scarce put together, and defended with so
+much eloquence and blood, for the convenience of two or three
+millionaires and a few hundred other persons of wealth and position. It
+is plain that if mankind thus acted and suffered during all these
+generations, they hoped some benefit, some ease, some wellbeing, for
+themselves and their descendants; that if they supported law and order,
+it was to secure fair-play for all; that if they denied themselves in the
+present, they must have had some designs upon the future. Now, a great
+hereditary fortune is a miracle of man’s wisdom and mankind’s
+forbearance; it has not only been amassed and handed down, it has been
+suffered to be amassed and handed down; and surely in such a
+consideration as this, its possessor should find only a new spur to
+activity and honour, that with all this power of service he should not
+prove unserviceable, and that this mass of treasure should return in
+benefits upon the race. If he had twenty, or thirty, or a hundred
+thousand at his banker’s, or if all Yorkshire or all California were his
+to manage or to sell, he would still be morally penniless, and have the
+world to begin like Whittington, until he had found some way of serving
+mankind. His wage is physically in his own hand; but, in honour, that
+wage must still be earned. He is only steward on parole of what is
+called his fortune. He must honourably perform his stewardship. He must
+estimate his own services and allow himself a salary in proportion, for
+that will be one among his functions. And while he will then be free to
+spend that salary, great or little, on his own private pleasures, the
+rest of his fortune he but holds and disposes under trust for mankind; it
+is not his, because he has not earned it; it cannot be his, because his
+services have already been paid; but year by year it is his to
+distribute, whether to help individuals whose birthright and outfit have
+been swallowed up in his, or to further public works and institutions.
+
+At this rate, short of inspiration, it seems hardly possible to be both
+rich and honest; and the millionaire is under a far more continuous
+temptation to thieve than the labourer who gets his shilling daily for
+despicable toils. Are you surprised? It is even so. And you repeat it
+every Sunday in your churches. ‘It is easier for a camel to pass through
+the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.’ I
+have heard this and similar texts ingeniously explained away and brushed
+from the path of the aspiring Christian by the tender Great-heart of the
+parish. One excellent clergyman told us that the ‘eye of a needle’ meant
+a low, Oriental postern through which camels could not pass till they
+were unloaded—which is very likely just; and then went on, bravely
+confounding the ‘kingdom of God’ with heaven, the future paradise, to
+show that of course no rich person could expect to carry his riches
+beyond the grave—which, of course, he could not and never did. Various
+greedy sinners of the congregation drank in the comfortable doctrine with
+relief. It was worth the while having come to church that Sunday
+morning! All was plain. The Bible, as usual, meant nothing in
+particular; it was merely an obscure and figurative school-copybook; and
+if a man were only respectable, he was a man after God’s own heart.
+
+Alas! I fear not. And though this matter of a man’s services is one for
+his own conscience, there are some cases in which it is difficult to
+restrain the mind from judging. Thus I shall be very easily persuaded
+that a man has earned his daily bread; and if he has but a friend or two
+to whom his company is delightful at heart, I am more than persuaded at
+once. But it will be very hard to persuade me that any one has earned an
+income of a hundred thousand. What he is to his friends, he still would
+be if he were made penniless to-morrow; for as to the courtiers of luxury
+and power, I will neither consider them friends, nor indeed consider them
+at all. What he does for mankind there are most likely hundreds who
+would do the same, as effectually for the race and as pleasurably to
+themselves, for the merest fraction of this monstrous wage. Why it is
+paid, I am, therefore, unable to conceive, and as the man pays it
+himself, out of funds in his detention, I have a certain backwardness to
+think him honest.
+
+At least, we have gained a very obvious point: that _what a man spends
+upon himself_, _he shall have earned by services to the race_. Thence
+flows a principle for the outset of life, which is a little different
+from that taught in the present day. I am addressing the middle and the
+upper classes; those who have already been fostered and prepared for life
+at some expense; those who have some choice before them, and can pick
+professions; and above all, those who are what is called independent, and
+need do nothing unless pushed by honour or ambition. In this particular
+the poor are happy; among them, when a lad comes to his strength, he must
+take the work that offers, and can take it with an easy conscience. But
+in the richer classes the question is complicated by the number of
+opportunities and a variety of considerations. Here, then, this
+principle of ours comes in helpfully. The young man has to seek, not a
+road to wealth, but an opportunity of service; not money, but honest
+work. If he has some strong propensity, some calling of nature, some
+over-weening interest in any special field of industry, inquiry, or art,
+he will do right to obey the impulse; and that for two reasons: the first
+external, because there he will render the best services; the second
+personal, because a demand of his own nature is to him without appeal
+whenever it can be satisfied with the consent of his other faculties and
+appetites. If he has no such elective taste, by the very principle on
+which he chooses any pursuit at all he must choose the most honest and
+serviceable, and not the most highly remunerated. We have here an
+external problem, not from or to ourself, but flowing from the
+constitution of society; and we have our own soul with its fixed design
+of righteousness. All that can be done is to present the problem in
+proper terms, and leave it to the soul of the individual. Now, the
+problem to the poor is one of necessity: to earn wherewithal to live,
+they must find remunerative labour. But the problem to the rich is one
+of honour: having the wherewithal, they must find serviceable labour.
+Each has to earn his daily bread: the one, because he has not yet got it
+to eat; the other, who has already eaten it, because he has not yet
+earned it.
+
+Of course, what is true of bread is true of luxuries and comforts,
+whether for the body or the mind. But the consideration of luxuries
+leads us to a new aspect of the whole question, and to a second
+proposition no less true, and maybe no less startling, than the last.
+
+At the present day, we, of the easier classes, are in a state of surfeit
+and disgrace after meat. Plethora has filled us with indifference; and
+we are covered from head to foot with the callosities of habitual
+opulence. Born into what is called a certain rank, we live, as the
+saying is, up to our station. We squander without enjoyment, because our
+fathers squandered. We eat of the best, not from delicacy, but from
+brazen habit. We do not keenly enjoy or eagerly desire the presence of a
+luxury; we are unaccustomed to its absence. And not only do we squander
+money from habit, but still more pitifully waste it in ostentation. I
+can think of no more melancholy disgrace for a creature who professes
+either reason or pleasure for his guide, than to spend the smallest
+fraction of his income upon that which he does not desire; and to keep a
+carriage in which you do not wish to drive, or a butler of whom you are
+afraid, is a pathetic kind of folly. Money, being a means of happiness,
+should make both parties happy when it changes hands; rightly disposed,
+it should be twice blessed in its employment; and buyer and seller should
+alike have their twenty shillings worth of profit out of every pound.
+Benjamin Franklin went through life an altered man, because he once paid
+too dearly for a penny whistle. My concern springs usually from a deeper
+source, to wit, from having bought a whistle when I did not want one. I
+find I regret this, or would regret it if I gave myself the time, not
+only on personal but on moral and philanthropical considerations. For,
+first, in a world where money is wanting to buy books for eager students
+and food and medicine for pining children, and where a large majority are
+starved in their most immediate desires, it is surely base, stupid, and
+cruel to squander money when I am pushed by no appetite and enjoy no
+return of genuine satisfaction. My philanthropy is wide enough in scope
+to include myself; and when I have made myself happy, I have at least one
+good argument that I have acted rightly; but where that is not so, and I
+have bought and not enjoyed, my mouth is closed, and I conceive that I
+have robbed the poor. And, second, anything I buy or use which I do not
+sincerely want or cannot vividly enjoy, disturbs the balance of supply
+and demand, and contributes to remove industrious hands from the
+production of what is useful or pleasurable and to keep them busy upon
+ropes of sand and things that are a weariness to the flesh. That
+extravagance is truly sinful, and a very silly sin to boot, in which we
+impoverish mankind and ourselves. It is another question for each man’s
+heart. He knows if he can enjoy what he buys and uses; if he cannot, he
+is a dog in the manger; nay, it he cannot, I contend he is a thief, for
+nothing really belongs to a man which he cannot use. Proprietor is
+connected with propriety; and that only is the man’s which is proper to
+his wants and faculties.
+
+A youth, in choosing a career, must not be alarmed by poverty. Want is a
+sore thing, but poverty does not imply want. It remains to be seen
+whether with half his present income, or a third, he cannot, in the most
+generous sense, live as fully as at present. He is a fool who objects to
+luxuries; but he is also a fool who does not protest against the waste of
+luxuries on those who do not desire and cannot enjoy them. It remains to
+be seen, by each man who would live a true life to himself and not a
+merely specious life to society, how many luxuries he truly wants and to
+how many he merely submits as to a social propriety; and all these last
+he will immediately forswear. Let him do this, and he will be surprised
+to find how little money it requires to keep him in complete contentment
+and activity of mind and senses. Life at any level among the easy
+classes is conceived upon a principle of rivalry, where each man and each
+household must ape the tastes and emulate the display of others. One is
+delicate in eating, another in wine, a third in furniture or works of art
+or dress; and I, who care nothing for any of these refinements, who am
+perhaps a plain athletic creature and love exercise, beef, beer, flannel
+shirts and a camp bed, am yet called upon to assimilate all these other
+tastes and make these foreign occasions of expenditure my own. It may be
+cynical: I am sure I shall be told it is selfish; but I will spend my
+money as I please and for my own intimate personal gratification, and
+should count myself a nincompoop indeed to lay out the colour of a
+halfpenny on any fancied social decency or duty. I shall not wear gloves
+unless my hands are cold, or unless I am born with a delight in them.
+Dress is my own affair, and that of one other in the world; that, in fact
+and for an obvious reason, of any woman who shall chance to be in love
+with me. I shall lodge where I have a mind. If I do not ask society to
+live with me, they must be silent; and even if I do, they have no further
+right but to refuse the invitation! There is a kind of idea abroad that
+a man must live up to his station, that his house, his table, and his
+toilette, shall be in a ratio of equivalence, and equally imposing to the
+world. If this is in the Bible, the passage has eluded my inquiries. If
+it is not in the Bible, it is nowhere but in the heart of the fool.
+Throw aside this fancy. See what you want, and spend upon that;
+distinguish what you do not care about, and spend nothing upon that.
+There are not many people who can differentiate wines above a certain and
+that not at all a high price. Are you sure you are one of these? Are
+you sure you prefer cigars at sixpence each to pipes at some fraction of
+a farthing? Are you sure you wish to keep a gig? Do you care about
+where you sleep, or are you not as much at your ease in a cheap lodging
+as in an Elizabethan manor-house? Do you enjoy fine clothes? It is not
+possible to answer these questions without a trial; and there is nothing
+more obvious to my mind, than that a man who has not experienced some ups
+and downs, and been forced to live more cheaply than in his father’s
+house, has still his education to begin. Let the experiment be made, and
+he will find to his surprise that he has been eating beyond his appetite
+up to that hour; that the cheap lodging, the cheap tobacco, the rough
+country clothes, the plain table, have not only no power to damp his
+spirits, but perhaps give him as keen pleasure in the using as the
+dainties that he took, betwixt sleep and waking, in his former callous
+and somnambulous submission to wealth.
+
+The true Bohemian, a creature lost to view under the imaginary Bohemians
+of literature, is exactly described by such a principle of life. The
+Bohemian of the novel, who drinks more than is good for him and prefers
+anything to work, and wears strange clothes, is for the most part a
+respectable Bohemian, respectable in disrespectability, living for the
+outside, and an adventurer. But the man I mean lives wholly to himself,
+does what he wishes, and not what is thought proper, buys what he wants
+for himself, and not what is thought proper, works at what he believes he
+can do well and not what will bring him in money or favour. You may be
+the most respectable of men, and yet a true Bohemian. And the test is
+this: a Bohemian, for as poor as he may be, is always open-handed to his
+friends; he knows what he can do with money and how he can do without it,
+a far rarer and more useful knowledge; he has had less, and continued to
+live in some contentment; and hence he cares not to keep more, and shares
+his sovereign or his shilling with a friend. The poor, if they are
+generous, are Bohemian in virtue of their birth. Do you know where
+beggars go? Not to the great houses where people sit dazed among their
+thousands, but to the doors of poor men who have seen the world; and it
+was the widow who had only two mites, who cast half her fortune into the
+treasury.
+
+But a young man who elects to save on dress or on lodging, or who in any
+way falls out of the level of expenditure which is common to his level in
+society, falls out of society altogether. I suppose the young man to
+have chosen his career on honourable principles; he finds his talents and
+instincts can be best contented in a certain pursuit; in a certain
+industry, he is sure that he is serving mankind with a healthy and
+becoming service; and he is not sure that he would be doing so, or doing
+so equally well, in any other industry within his reach. Then that is
+his true sphere in life; not the one in which he was born to his father,
+but the one which is proper to his talents and instincts. And suppose he
+does fall out of society, is that a cause of sorrow? Is your heart so
+dead that you prefer the recognition of many to the love of a few? Do
+you think society loves you? Put it to the proof. Decline in material
+expenditure, and you will find they care no more for you than for the
+Khan of Tartary. You will lose no friends. If you had any, you will
+keep them. Only those who were friends to your coat and equipage will
+disappear; the smiling faces will disappear as by enchantment; but the
+kind hearts will remain steadfastly kind. Are you so lost, are you so
+dead, are you so little sure of your own soul and your own footing upon
+solid fact, that you prefer before goodness and happiness the countenance
+of sundry diners-out, who will flee from you at a report of ruin, who
+will drop you with insult at a shadow of disgrace, who do not know you
+and do not care to know you but by sight, and whom you in your turn
+neither know nor care to know in a more human manner? Is it not the
+principle of society, openly avowed, that friendship must not interfere
+with business; which being paraphrased, means simply that a consideration
+of money goes before any consideration of affection known to this
+cold-blooded gang, that they have not even the honour of thieves, and
+will rook their nearest and dearest as readily as a stranger? I hope I
+would go as far as most to serve a friend; but I declare openly I would
+not put on my hat to do a pleasure to society. I may starve my appetites
+and control my temper for the sake of those I love; but society shall
+take me as I choose to be, or go without me. Neither they nor I will
+lose; for where there is no love, it is both laborious and unprofitable
+to associate.
+
+But it is obvious that if it is only right for a man to spend money on
+that which he can truly and thoroughly enjoy, the doctrine applies with
+equal force to the rich and to the poor, to the man who has amassed many
+thousands as well as to the youth precariously beginning life. And it
+may be asked, Is not this merely preparing misers, who are not the best
+of company? But the principle was this: that which a man has not fairly
+earned, and, further, that which he cannot fully enjoy, does not belong
+to him, but is a part of mankind’s treasure which he holds as steward on
+parole. To mankind, then, it must be made profitable; and how this
+should be done is, once more, a problem which each man must solve for
+himself, and about which none has a right to judge him. Yet there are a
+few considerations which are very obvious and may here be stated.
+Mankind is not only the whole in general, but every one in particular.
+Every man or woman is one of mankind’s dear possessions; to his or her
+just brain, and kind heart, and active hands, mankind intrusts some of
+its hopes for the future; he or she is a possible well-spring of good
+acts and source of blessings to the race. This money which you do not
+need, which, in a rigid sense, you do not want, may therefore be returned
+not only in public benefactions to the race, but in private kindnesses.
+Your wife, your children, your friends stand nearest to you, and should
+be helped the first. There at least there can be little imposture, for
+you know their necessities of your own knowledge. And consider, if all
+the world did as you did, and according to their means extended help in
+the circle of their affections, there would be no more crying want in
+times of plenty and no more cold, mechanical charity given with a doubt
+and received with confusion. Would not this simple rule make a new world
+out of the old and cruel one which we inhabit?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [_After two more sentences the fragment breaks off_.]
+
+
+
+
+FATHER DAMIEN
+AN OPEN LETTER TO THE REVEREND DR. HYDE OF HONOLULU
+
+
+ SYDNEY,
+ _February_ 25, 1890.
+
+Sir,—It may probably occur to you that we have met, and visited, and
+conversed; on my side, with interest. You may remember that you have
+done me several courtesies, for which I was prepared to be grateful. But
+there are duties which come before gratitude, and offences which justly
+divide friends, far more acquaintances. Your letter to the Reverend H.
+B. Gage is a document which, in my sight, if you had filled me with bread
+when I was starving, if you had sat up to nurse my father when he lay
+a-dying, would yet absolve me from the bonds of gratitude. You know
+enough, doubtless, of the process of canonisation to be aware that, a
+hundred years after the death of Damien, there will appear a man charged
+with the painful office of the _devil’s advocate_. After that noble
+brother of mine, and of all frail clay, shall have lain a century at
+rest, one shall accuse, one defend him. The circumstance is unusual that
+the devil’s advocate should be a volunteer, should be a member of a sect
+immediately rival, and should make haste to take upon himself his ugly
+office ere the bones are cold; unusual, and of a taste which I shall
+leave my readers free to qualify; unusual, and to me inspiring. If I
+have at all learned the trade of using words to convey truth and to
+arouse emotion, you have at last furnished me with a subject. For it is
+in the interest of all mankind, and the cause of public decency in every
+quarter of the world, not only that Damien should be righted, but that
+you and your letter should be displayed at length, in their true colours,
+to the public eye.
+
+To do this properly, I must begin by quoting you at large: I shall then
+proceed to criticise your utterance from several points of view, divine
+and human, in the course of which I shall attempt to draw again, and with
+more specification, the character of the dead saint whom it has pleased
+you to vilify: so much being done, I shall say farewell to you for ever.
+
+ ‘HONOLULU,
+ ‘_August_ 2, 1889.
+
+ ‘Rev. H. B. GAGE.
+
+ ‘Dear Brother,—In answer to your inquiries about Father Damien, I can
+ only reply that we who knew the man are surprised at the extravagant
+ newspaper laudations, as if he was a most saintly philanthropist.
+ The simple truth is, he was a coarse, dirty man, head-strong and
+ bigoted. He was not sent to Molokai, but went there without orders;
+ did not stay at the leper settlement (before he became one himself),
+ but circulated freely over the whole island (less than half the
+ island is devoted to the lepers), and he came often to Honolulu. He
+ had no hand in the reforms and improvements inaugurated, which were
+ the work of our Board of Health, as occasion required and means were
+ provided. He was not a pure man in his relations with women, and the
+ leprosy of which he died should be attributed to his vices and
+ carelessness. Others have done much for the lepers, our own
+ ministers, the government physicians, and so forth, but never with
+ the Catholic idea of meriting eternal life.—Yours, etc.,
+
+ ‘C. M. HYDE.’ {65}
+
+To deal fitly with a letter so extraordinary, I must draw at the outset
+on my private knowledge of the signatory and his sect. It may offend
+others; scarcely you, who have been so busy to collect, so bold to
+publish, gossip on your rivals. And this is perhaps the moment when I
+may best explain to you the character of what you are to read: I conceive
+you as a man quite beyond and below the reticences of civility: with what
+measure you mete, with that shall it be measured you again; with you, at
+last, I rejoice to feel the button off the foil and to plunge home. And
+if in aught that I shall say I should offend others, your colleagues,
+whom I respect and remember with affection, I can but offer them my
+regret; I am not free, I am inspired by the consideration of interests
+far more large; and such pain as can be inflicted by anything from me
+must be indeed trifling when compared with the pain with which they read
+your letter. It is not the hangman, but the criminal, that brings
+dishonour on the house.
+
+You belong, sir, to a sect—I believe my sect, and that in which my
+ancestors laboured—which has enjoyed, and partly failed to utilise, an
+exceptional advantage in the islands of Hawaii. The first missionaries
+came; they found the land already self-purged of its old and bloody
+faith; they were embraced, almost on their arrival, with enthusiasm; what
+troubles they supported came far more from whites than from Hawaiians;
+and to these last they stood (in a rough figure) in the shoes of God.
+This is not the place to enter into the degree or causes of their
+failure, such as it is. One element alone is pertinent, and must here be
+plainly dealt with. In the course of their evangelical calling, they—or
+too many of them—grew rich. It may be news to you that the houses of
+missionaries are a cause of mocking on the streets of Honolulu. It will
+at least be news to you, that when I returned your civil visit, the
+driver of my cab commented on the size, the taste, and the comfort of
+your home. It would have been news certainly to myself, had any one told
+me that afternoon that I should live to drag such matter into print. But
+you see, sir, how you degrade better men to your own level; and it is
+needful that those who are to judge betwixt you and me, betwixt Damien
+and the devil’s advocate, should understand your letter to have been
+penned in a house which could raise, and that very justly, the envy and
+the comments of the passers-by. I think (to employ a phrase of yours
+which I admire) it ‘should be attributed’ to you that you have never
+visited the scene of Damien’s life and death. If you had, and had
+recalled it, and looked about your pleasant rooms, even your pen perhaps
+would have been stayed.
+
+Your sect (and remember, as far as any sect avows me, it is mine) has not
+done ill in a worldly sense in the Hawaiian Kingdom. When calamity
+befell their innocent parishioners, when leprosy descended and took root
+in the Eight Islands, a _quid pro quo_ was to be looked for. To that
+prosperous mission, and to you, as one of its adornments, God had sent at
+last an opportunity. I know I am touching here upon a nerve acutely
+sensitive. I know that others of your colleagues look back on the
+inertia of your Church, and the intrusive and decisive heroism of Damien,
+with something almost to be called remorse. I am sure it is so with
+yourself; I am persuaded your letter was inspired by a certain envy, not
+essentially ignoble, and the one human trait to be espied in that
+performance. You were thinking of the lost chance, the past day; of that
+which should have been conceived and was not; of the service due and not
+rendered. Time was, said the voice in your ear, in your pleasant room,
+as you sat raging and writing; and if the words written were base beyond
+parallel, the rage, I am happy to repeat—it is the only compliment I
+shall pay you—the rage was almost virtuous. But, sir, when we have
+failed, and another has succeeded; when we have stood by, and another has
+stepped in; when we sit and grow bulky in our charming mansions, and a
+plain, uncouth peasant steps into the battle, under the eyes of God, and
+succours the afflicted, and consoles the dying, and is himself afflicted
+in his turn, and dies upon the field of honour—the battle cannot be
+retrieved as your unhappy irritation has suggested. It is a lost battle,
+and lost for ever. One thing remained to you in your defeat—some rags of
+common honour; and these you have made haste to cast away.
+
+Common honour; not the honour of having done anything right, but the
+honour of not having done aught conspicuously foul; the honour of the
+inert: that was what remained to you. We are not all expected to be
+Damiens; a man may conceive his duty more narrowly, he may love his
+comforts better; and none will cast a stone at him for that. But will a
+gentleman of your reverend profession allow me an example from the fields
+of gallantry? When two gentlemen compete for the favour of a lady, and
+the one succeeds and the other is rejected, and (as will sometimes
+happen) matter damaging to the successful rival’s credit reaches the ear
+of the defeated, it is held by plain men of no pretensions that his mouth
+is, in the circumstance, almost necessarily closed. Your Church and
+Damien’s were in Hawaii upon a rivalry to do well: to help, to edify, to
+set divine examples. You having (in one huge instance) failed, and
+Damien succeeded, I marvel it should not have occurred to you that you
+were doomed to silence; that when you had been outstripped in that high
+rivalry, and sat inglorious in the midst of your wellbeing, in your
+pleasant room—and Damien, crowned with glories and horrors, toiled and
+rotted in that pigsty of his under the cliffs of Kalawao—you, the elect
+who would not, were the last man on earth to collect and propagate gossip
+on the volunteer who would and did.
+
+I think I see you—for I try to see you in the flesh as I write these
+sentences—I think I see you leap at the word pigsty, a hyperbolical
+expression at the best. ‘He had no hand in the reforms,’ he was ‘a
+coarse, dirty man’; these were your own words; and you may think it
+possible that I am come to support you with fresh evidence. In a sense,
+it is even so. Damien has been too much depicted with a conventional
+halo and conventional features; so drawn by men who perhaps had not the
+eye to remark or the pen to express the individual; or who perhaps were
+only blinded and silenced by generous admiration, such as I partly envy
+for myself—such as you, if your soul were enlightened, would envy on your
+bended knees. It is the least defect of such a method of portraiture
+that it makes the path easy for the devil’s advocate, and leaves for the
+misuse of the slanderer a considerable field of truth. For the truth
+that is suppressed by friends is the readiest weapon of the enemy. The
+world, in your despite, may perhaps owe you something, if your letter be
+the means of substituting once for all a credible likeness for a wax
+abstraction. For, if that world at all remember you, on the day when
+Damien of Molokai shall be named Saint, it will be in virtue of one work:
+your letter to the Reverend H. B. Gage.
+
+You may ask on what authority I speak. It was my inclement destiny to
+become acquainted, not with Damien, but with Dr. Hyde. When I visited
+the lazaretto, Damien was already in his resting grave. But such
+information as I have, I gathered on the spot in conversation with those
+who knew him well and long: some indeed who revered his memory; but
+others who had sparred and wrangled with him, who beheld him with no
+halo, who perhaps regarded him with small respect, and through whose
+unprepared and scarcely partial communications the plain, human features
+of the man shone on me convincingly. These gave me what knowledge I
+possess; and I learnt it in that scene where it could be most completely
+and sensitively understood—Kalawao, which you have never visited, about
+which you have never so much as endeavoured to inform yourself; for,
+brief as your letter is, you have found the means to stumble into that
+confession. ‘_Less than one-half_ of the island,’ you say, ‘is devoted
+to the lepers.’ Molokai—‘_Molokai ahina_,’ the ‘grey,’ lofty, and most
+desolate island—along all its northern side plunges a front of precipice
+into a sea of unusual profundity. This range of cliff is, from east to
+west, the true end and frontier of the island. Only in one spot there
+projects into the ocean a certain triangular and rugged down, grassy,
+stony, windy, and rising in the midst into a hill with a dead crater: the
+whole bearing to the cliff that overhangs it somewhat the same relation
+as a bracket to a wall. With this hint you will now be able to pick out
+the leper station on a map; you will be able to judge how much of Molokai
+is thus cut off between the surf and precipice, whether less than a half,
+or less than a quarter, or a fifth, or a tenth—or, say, a twentieth; and
+the next time you burst into print you will be in a position to share
+with us the issue of your calculations.
+
+I imagine you to be one of those persons who talk with cheerfulness of
+that place which oxen and wain-ropes could not drag you to behold. You,
+who do not even know its situation on the map, probably denounce
+sensational descriptions, stretching your limbs the while in your
+pleasant parlour on Beretania Street. When I was pulled ashore there one
+early morning, there sat with me in the boat two sisters, bidding
+farewell (in humble imitation of Damien) to the lights and joys of human
+life. One of these wept silently; I could not withhold myself from
+joining her. Had you been there, it is my belief that nature would have
+triumphed even in you; and as the boat drew but a little nearer, and you
+beheld the stairs crowded with abominable deformations of our common
+manhood, and saw yourself landing in the midst of such a population as
+only now and then surrounds us in the horror of a nightmare—what a
+haggard eye you would have rolled over your reluctant shoulder towards
+the house on Beretania Street! Had you gone on; had you found every
+fourth face a blot upon the landscape; had you visited the hospital and
+seen the butt-ends of human beings lying there almost unrecognisable, but
+still breathing, still thinking, still remembering; you would have
+understood that life in the lazaretto is an ordeal from which the nerves
+of a man’s spirit shrink, even as his eye quails under the brightness of
+the sun; you would have felt it was (even to-day) a pitiful place to
+visit and a hell to dwell in. It is not the fear of possible infection.
+That seems a little thing when compared with the pain, the pity, and the
+disgust of the visitor’s surroundings, and the atmosphere of affliction,
+disease, and physical disgrace in which he breathes. I do not think I am
+a man more than usually timid; but I never recall the days and nights I
+spent upon that island promontory (eight days and seven nights), without
+heartfelt thankfulness that I am somewhere else. I find in my diary that
+I speak of my stay as a ‘grinding experience’: I have once jotted in the
+margin, ‘_Harrowing_ is the word’; and when the _Mokolii_ bore me at last
+towards the outer world, I kept repeating to myself, with a new
+conception of their pregnancy, those simple words of the song—
+
+ ‘’Tis the most distressful country that ever yet was seen.’
+
+And observe: that which I saw and suffered from was a settlement purged,
+bettered, beautified; the new village built, the hospital and the
+Bishop-Home excellently arranged; the sisters, the doctor, and the
+missionaries, all indefatigable in their noble tasks. It was a different
+place when Damien came there and made his great renunciation, and slept
+that first night under a tree amidst his rotting brethren: alone with
+pestilence; and looking forward (with what courage, with what pitiful
+sinkings of dread, God only knows) to a lifetime of dressing sores and
+stumps.
+
+You will say, perhaps, I am too sensitive, that sights as painful abound
+in cancer hospitals and are confronted daily by doctors and nurses. I
+have long learned to admire and envy the doctors and the nurses. But
+there is no cancer hospital so large and populous as Kalawao and
+Kalaupapa; and in such a matter every fresh case, like every inch of
+length in the pipe of an organ, deepens the note of the impression; for
+what daunts the onlooker is that monstrous sum of human suffering by
+which he stands surrounded. Lastly, no doctor or nurse is called upon to
+enter once for all the doors of that gehenna; they do not say farewell,
+they need not abandon hope, on its sad threshold; they but go for a time
+to their high calling, and can look forward as they go to relief, to
+recreation, and to rest. But Damien shut-to with his own hand the doors
+of his own sepulchre.
+
+I shall now extract three passages from my diary at Kalawao.
+
+_A_. ‘Damien is dead and already somewhat ungratefully remembered in the
+field of his labours and sufferings. “He was a good man, but very
+officious,” says one. Another tells me he had fallen (as other priests
+so easily do) into something of the ways and habits of thought of a
+Kanaka; but he had the wit to recognise the fact, and the good sense to
+laugh at’ [over] ‘it. A plain man it seems he was; I cannot find he was
+a popular.’
+
+_B_. ‘After Ragsdale’s death’ [Ragsdale was a famous Luna, or overseer,
+of the unruly settlement] ‘there followed a brief term of office by
+Father Damien which served only to publish the weakness of that noble
+man. He was rough in his ways, and he had no control. Authority was
+relaxed; Damien’s life was threatened, and he was soon eager to resign.’
+
+_C_. ‘Of Damien I begin to have an idea. He seems to have been a man of
+the peasant class, certainly of the peasant type: shrewd, ignorant and
+bigoted, yet with an open mind, and capable of receiving and digesting a
+reproof if it were bluntly administered; superbly generous in the least
+thing as well as in the greatest, and as ready to give his last shirt
+(although not without human grumbling) as he had been to sacrifice his
+life; essentially indiscreet and officious, which made him a troublesome
+colleague; domineering in all his ways, which made him incurably
+unpopular with the Kanakas, but yet destitute of real authority, so that
+his boys laughed at him and he must carry out his wishes by the means of
+bribes. He learned to have a mania for doctoring; and set up the Kanakas
+against the remedies of his regular rivals: perhaps (if anything matter
+at all in the treatment of such a disease) the worst thing that he did,
+and certainly the easiest. The best and worst of the man appear very
+plainly in his dealings with Mr. Chapman’s money; he had originally laid
+it out’ [intended to lay it out] ‘entirely for the benefit of Catholics,
+and even so not wisely; but after a long, plain talk, he admitted his
+error fully and revised the list. The sad state of the boys’ home is in
+part the result of his lack of control; in part, of his own slovenly ways
+and false ideas of hygiene. Brother officials used to call it “Damien’s
+Chinatown.” “Well,” they would say, “your China-town keeps growing.”
+And he would laugh with perfect good-nature, and adhere to his errors
+with perfect obstinacy. So much I have gathered of truth about this
+plain, noble human brother and father of ours; his imperfections are the
+traits of his face, by which we know him for our fellow; his martyrdom
+and his example nothing can lessen or annul; and only a person here on
+the spot can properly appreciate their greatness.’
+
+I have set down these private passages, as you perceive, without
+correction; thanks to you, the public has them in their bluntness. They
+are almost a list of the man’s faults, for it is rather these that I was
+seeking: with his virtues, with the heroic profile of his life, I and the
+world were already sufficiently acquainted. I was besides a little
+suspicious of Catholic testimony; in no ill sense, but merely because
+Damien’s admirers and disciples were the least likely to be critical. I
+know you will be more suspicious still; and the facts set down above were
+one and all collected from the lips of Protestants who had opposed the
+father in his life. Yet I am strangely deceived, or they build up the
+image of a man, with all his weaknesses, essentially heroic, and alive
+with rugged honesty, generosity, and mirth.
+
+Take it for what it is, rough private jottings of the worst sides of
+Damien’s character, collected from the lips of those who had laboured
+with and (in your own phrase) ‘knew the man’;—though I question whether
+Damien would have said that he knew you. Take it, and observe with
+wonder how well you were served by your gossips, how ill by your
+intelligence and sympathy; in how many points of fact we are at one, and
+how widely our appreciations vary. There is something wrong here; either
+with you or me. It is possible, for instance, that you, who seem to have
+so many ears in Kalawao, had heard of the affair of Mr. Chapman’s money,
+and were singly struck by Damien’s intended wrong-doing. I was struck
+with that also, and set it fairly down; but I was struck much more by the
+fact that he had the honesty of mind to be convinced. I may here tell
+you that it was a long business; that one of his colleagues sat with him
+late into the night, multiplying arguments and accusations; that the
+father listened as usual with ‘perfect good-nature and perfect
+obstinacy’; but at the last, when he was persuaded—‘Yes,’ said he, ‘I am
+very much obliged to you; you have done me a service; it would have been
+a theft.’ There are many (not Catholics merely) who require their heroes
+and saints to be infallible; to these the story will be painful; not to
+the true lovers, patrons, and servants of mankind.
+
+And I take it, this is a type of our division; that you are one of those
+who have an eye for faults and failures; that you take a pleasure to find
+and publish them; and that, having found them, you make haste to forget
+the overvailing virtues and the real success which had alone introduced
+them to your knowledge. It is a dangerous frame of mind. That you may
+understand how dangerous, and into what a situation it has already
+brought you, we will (if you please) go hand-in-hand through the
+different phrases of your letter, and candidly examine each from the
+point of view of its truth, its appositeness, and its charity.
+
+Damien was _coarse_.
+
+It is very possible. You make us sorry for the lepers, who had only a
+coarse old peasant for their friend and father. But you, who were so
+refined, why were you not there, to cheer them with the lights of
+culture? Or may I remind you that we have some reason to doubt if John
+the Baptist were genteel; and in the case of Peter, on whose career you
+doubtless dwell approvingly in the pulpit, no doubt at all he was a
+‘coarse, headstrong’ fisherman! Yet even in our Protestant Bibles Peter
+is called Saint.
+
+Damien was _dirty_.
+
+He was. Think of the poor lepers annoyed with this dirty comrade! But
+the clean Dr. Hyde was at his food in a fine house.
+
+Damien was _headstrong_.
+
+I believe you are right again; and I thank God for his strong head and
+heart.
+
+Damien was _bigoted_.
+
+I am not fond of bigots myself, because they are not fond of me. But
+what is meant by bigotry, that we should regard it as a blemish in a
+priest? Damien believed his own religion with the simplicity of a
+peasant or a child; as I would I could suppose that you do. For this, I
+wonder at him some way off; and had that been his only character, should
+have avoided him in life. But the point of interest in Damien, which has
+caused him to be so much talked about and made him at last the subject of
+your pen and mine, was that, in him, his bigotry, his intense and narrow
+faith, wrought potently for good, and strengthened him to be one of the
+world’s heroes and exemplars.
+
+Damien _was not sent to Molokai_, _but went there without orders_.
+
+Is this a misreading? or do you really mean the words for blame? I have
+heard Christ, in the pulpits of our Church, held up for imitation on the
+ground that His sacrifice was voluntary. Does Dr. Hyde think otherwise?
+
+Damien _did not stay at the settlement_, _etc._
+
+It is true he was allowed many indulgences. Am I to understand that you
+blame the father for profiting by these, or the officers for granting
+them? In either case, it is a mighty Spartan standard to issue from the
+house on Beretania Street; and I am convinced you will find yourself with
+few supporters.
+
+Damien _had no hand in the reforms_, _etc._
+
+I think even you will admit that I have already been frank in my
+description of the man I am defending; but before I take you up upon this
+head, I will be franker still, and tell you that perhaps nowhere in the
+world can a man taste a more pleasurable sense of contrast than when he
+passes from Damien’s ‘Chinatown’ at Kalawao to the beautiful Bishop-Home
+at Kalaupapa. At this point, in my desire to make all fair for you, I
+will break my rule and adduce Catholic testimony. Here is a passage from
+my diary about my visit to the Chinatown, from which you will see how it
+is (even now) regarded by its own officials: ‘We went round all the
+dormitories, refectories, etc.—dark and dingy enough, with a superficial
+cleanliness, which he’ [Mr. Dutton, the lay-brother] ‘did not seek to
+defend. “It is almost decent,” said he; “the sisters will make that all
+right when we get them here.”’ And yet I gathered it was already better
+since Damien was dead, and far better than when he was there alone and
+had his own (not always excellent) way. I have now come far enough to
+meet you on a common ground of fact; and I tell you that, to a mind not
+prejudiced by jealousy, all the reforms of the lazaretto, and even those
+which he most vigorously opposed, are properly the work of Damien. They
+are the evidence of his success; they are what his heroism provoked from
+the reluctant and the careless. Many were before him in the field; Mr.
+Meyer, for instance, of whose faithful work we hear too little: there
+have been many since; and some had more worldly wisdom, though none had
+more devotion, than our saint. Before his day, even you will confess,
+they had effected little. It was his part, by one striking act of
+martyrdom, to direct all men’s eyes on that distressful country. At a
+blow, and with the price of his life, he made the place illustrious and
+public. And that, if you will consider largely, was the one reform
+needful; pregnant of all that should succeed. It brought money; it
+brought (best individual addition of them all) the sisters; it brought
+supervision, for public opinion and public interest landed with the man
+at Kalawao. If ever any man brought reforms, and died to bring them, it
+was he. There is not a clean cup or towel in the Bishop-Home, but dirty
+Damien washed it.
+
+Damien _was not a pure man in his relations with women_, _etc._
+
+How do you know that? Is this the nature of the conversation in that
+house on Beretania Street which the cabman envied, driving past?—racy
+details of the misconduct of the poor peasant priest, toiling under the
+cliffs of Molokai?
+
+Many have visited the station before me; they seem not to have heard the
+rumour. When I was there I heard many shocking tales, for my informants
+were men speaking with the plainness of the laity; and I heard plenty of
+complaints of Damien. Why was this never mentioned? and how came it to
+you in the retirement of your clerical parlour?
+
+But I must not even seem to deceive you. This scandal, when I read it in
+your letter, was not new to me. I had heard it once before; and I must
+tell you how. There came to Samoa a man from Honolulu; he, in a
+public-house on the beach, volunteered the statement that Damien had
+‘contracted the disease from having connection with the female lepers’;
+and I find a joy in telling you how the report was welcomed in a
+public-house. A man sprang to his feet; I am not at liberty to give his
+name, but from what I heard I doubt if you would care to have him to
+dinner in Beretania Street. ‘You miserable little—’ (here is a word I
+dare not print, it would so shock your ears). ‘You miserable little—,’
+he cried, ‘if the story were a thousand times true, can’t you see you are
+a million times a lower—for daring to repeat it?’ I wish it could be
+told of you that when the report reached you in your house, perhaps after
+family worship, you had found in your soul enough holy anger to receive
+it with the same expressions; ay, even with that one which I dare not
+print; it would not need to have been blotted away, like Uncle Toby’s
+oath, by the tears of the recording angel; it would have been counted to
+you for your brightest righteousness. But you have deliberately chosen
+the part of the man from Honolulu, and you have played it with
+improvements of your own. The man from Honolulu—miserable, leering
+creature—communicated the tale to a rude knot of beach-combing drinkers
+in a public-house, where (I will so far agree with your temperance
+opinions) man is not always at his noblest; and the man from Honolulu had
+himself been drinking—drinking, we may charitably fancy, to excess. It
+was to your ‘Dear Brother, the Reverend H. B. Gage,’ that you chose to
+communicate the sickening story; and the blue ribbon which adorns your
+portly bosom forbids me to allow you the extenuating plea that you were
+drunk when it was done. Your ‘dear brother’—a brother indeed—made haste
+to deliver up your letter (as a means of grace, perhaps) to the religious
+papers; where, after many months, I found and read and wondered at it;
+and whence I have now reproduced it for the wonder of others. And you
+and your dear brother have, by this cycle of operations, built up a
+contrast very edifying to examine in detail. The man whom you would not
+care to have to dinner, on the one side; on the other, the Reverend Dr.
+Hyde and the Reverend H. B. Gage: the Apia bar-room, the Honolulu manse.
+
+But I fear you scarce appreciate how you appear to your fellow-men; and
+to bring it home to you, I will suppose your story to be true. I will
+suppose—and God forgive me for supposing it—that Damien faltered and
+stumbled in his narrow path of duty; I will suppose that, in the horror
+of his isolation, perhaps in the fever of incipient disease, he, who was
+doing so much more than he had sworn, failed in the letter of his
+priestly oath—he, who was so much a better man than either you or me, who
+did what we have never dreamed of daring—he too tasted of our common
+frailty. ‘O, Iago, the pity of it!’ The least tender should be moved to
+tears; the most incredulous to prayer. And all that you could do was to
+pen your letter to the Reverend H. B. Gage!
+
+Is it growing at all clear to you what a picture you have drawn of your
+own heart? I will try yet once again to make it clearer. You had a
+father: suppose this tale were about him, and some informant brought it
+to you, proof in hand: I am not making too high an estimate of your
+emotional nature when I suppose you would regret the circumstance? that
+you would feel the tale of frailty the more keenly since it shamed the
+author of your days? and that the last thing you would do would be to
+publish it in the religious press? Well, the man who tried to do what
+Damien did, is my father, and the father of the man in the Apia bar, and
+the father of all who love goodness; and he was your father too, if God
+had given you grace to see it.
+
+
+
+
+THE PENTLAND RISING
+A PAGE OF HISTORY
+1666
+
+
+ ‘A cloud of witnesses lyes here,
+ Who for Christ’s interest did appear.’
+
+ _Inscription on Battlefield at Rullion Green_.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I—THE CAUSES OF THE REVOLT
+
+
+ ‘Halt, passenger; take heed what thou dost see,
+ This tomb doth show for what some men did die.’
+
+ _Monument_, _Greyfriars’ Churchyard_,_ Edinburgh_,
+ 1661–1668. {85}
+
+Two hundred years ago a tragedy was enacted in Scotland, the memory
+whereof has been in great measure lost or obscured by the deep tragedies
+which followed it. It is, as it were, the evening of the night of
+persecution—a sort of twilight, dark indeed to us, but light as the
+noonday when compared with the midnight gloom which followed. This fact,
+of its being the very threshold of persecution, lends it, however, an
+additional interest.
+
+The prejudices of the people against Episcopacy were ‘out of measure
+increased,’ says Bishop Burnet, ‘by the new incumbents who were put in
+the places of the ejected preachers, and were generally very mean and
+despicable in all respects. They were the worst preachers I ever heard;
+they were ignorant to a reproach; and many of them were openly vicious.
+They . . . were indeed the dreg and refuse of the northern parts. Those
+of them who arose above contempt or scandal were men of such violent
+tempers that they were as much hated as the others were despised.’ {86}
+It was little to be wondered at, from this account that the country-folk
+refused to go to the parish church, and chose rather to listen to outed
+ministers in the fields. But this was not to be allowed, and their
+persecutors at last fell on the method of calling a roll of the
+parishioners’ names every Sabbath, and marking a fine of twenty shillings
+Scots to the name of each absenter. In this way very large debts were
+incurred by persons altogether unable to pay. Besides this, landlords
+were fined for their tenants’ absences, tenants for their landlords’,
+masters for their servants’, servants for their masters’, even though
+they themselves were perfectly regular in their attendance. And as the
+curates were allowed to fine with the sanction of any common soldier, it
+may be imagined that often the pretexts were neither very sufficient nor
+well proven.
+
+When the fines could not be paid at once, Bibles, clothes, and household
+utensils were seized upon, or a number of soldiers, proportionate to his
+wealth, were quartered on the offender. The coarse and drunken privates
+filled the houses with woe; snatched the bread from the children to feed
+their dogs; shocked the principles, scorned the scruples, and blasphemed
+the religion of their humble hosts; and when they had reduced them to
+destitution, sold the furniture, and burned down the roof-tree which was
+consecrated to the peasants by the name of Home. For all this attention
+each of these soldiers received from his unwilling landlord a certain sum
+of money per day—three shillings sterling, according to _Naphtali_. And
+frequently they were forced to pay quartering money for more men than
+were in reality ‘cessed on them.’ At that time it was no strange thing
+to behold a strong man begging for money to pay his fines, and many
+others who were deep in arrears, or who had attracted attention in some
+other way, were forced to flee from their homes, and take refuge from
+arrest and imprisonment among the wild mosses of the uplands. {87a}
+
+One example in particular we may cite:
+
+John Neilson, the Laird of Corsack, a worthy man, was, unfortunately for
+himself, a Nonconformist. First he was fined in four hundred pounds
+Scots, and then through cessing he lost nineteen hundred and ninety-three
+pounds Scots. He was next obliged to leave his house and flee from place
+to place, during which wanderings he lost his horse. His wife and
+children were turned out of doors, and then his tenants were fined till
+they too were almost ruined. As a final stroke, they drove away all his
+cattle to Glasgow and sold them. {87b} Surely it was time that something
+were done to alleviate so much sorrow, to overthrow such tyranny.
+
+About this time too there arrived in Galloway a person calling himself
+Captain Andrew Gray, and advising the people to revolt. He displayed
+some documents purporting to be from the northern Covenanters, and
+stating that they were prepared to join in any enterprise commenced by
+their southern brethren. The leader of the persecutors was Sir James
+Turner, an officer afterwards degraded for his share in the matter. ‘He
+was naturally fierce, but was mad when he was drunk, and that was very
+often,’ said Bishop Burnet. ‘He was a learned man, but had always been
+in armies, and knew no other rule but to obey orders. He told me he had
+no regard to any law, but acted, as he was commanded, in a military way.’
+{88}
+
+This was the state of matters, when an outrage was committed which gave
+spirit and determination to the oppressed countrymen, lit the flame of
+insubordination, and for the time at least recoiled on those who
+perpetrated it with redoubled force.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II—THE BEGINNING
+
+
+ I love no warres,
+ I love no jarres,
+ Nor strife’s fire.
+ May discord cease,
+ Let’s live in peace:
+ This I desire.
+
+ If it must be
+ Warre we must see
+ (So fates conspire),
+ May we not feel
+ The force of steel:
+ This I desire.
+
+ T. JACKSON, 1651 {89}
+
+Upon Tuesday, November 13th, 1666, Corporal George Deanes and three other
+soldiers set upon an old man in the clachan of Dalry and demanded the
+payment of his fines. On the old man’s refusing to pay, they forced a
+large party of his neighbours to go with them and thresh his corn. The
+field was a certain distance out of the clachan, and four persons,
+disguised as countrymen, who had been out on the moors all night, met
+this mournful drove of slaves, compelled by the four soldiers to work for
+the ruin of their friend. However, chided to the bone by their night on
+the hills, and worn out by want of food, they proceeded to the village
+inn to refresh themselves. Suddenly some people rushed into the room
+where they were sitting, and told them that the soldiers were about to
+roast the old man, naked, on his own girdle. This was too much for them
+to stand, and they repaired immediately to the scene of this gross
+outrage, and at first merely requested that the captive should be
+released. On the refusal of the two soldiers who were in the front room,
+high words were given and taken on both sides, and the other two rushed
+forth from an adjoining chamber and made at the countrymen with drawn
+swords. One of the latter, John M‘Lellan of Barscob, drew a pistol and
+shot the corporal in the body. The pieces of tobacco-pipe with which it
+was loaded, to the number of ten at least, entered him, and he was so
+much disturbed that he never appears to have recovered, for we find long
+afterwards a petition to the Privy Council requesting a pension for him.
+The other soldiers then laid down their arms, the old man was rescued,
+and the rebellion was commenced. {90}
+
+And now we must turn to Sir James Turner’s memoirs of himself; for,
+strange to say, this extraordinary man was remarkably fond of literary
+composition, and wrote, besides the amusing account of his own adventures
+just mentioned, a large number of essays and short biographies, and a
+work on war, entitled _Pallas Armata_. The following are some of the
+shorter pieces ‘Magick,’ ‘Friendship,’ ‘Imprisonment,’ ‘Anger,’
+‘Revenge,’ ‘Duells,’ ‘Cruelty,’ ‘A Defence of some of the Ceremonies of
+the English Liturgie—to wit—Bowing at the Name of Jesus, The frequent
+repetition of the Lord’s Prayer and Good Lord deliver us, Of the
+Doxologie, Of Surplesses, Rotchets, Canonnicall Coats,’ etc. From what
+we know of his character we should expect ‘Anger’ and ‘Cruelty’ to be
+very full and instructive. But what earthly right he had to meddle with
+ecclesiastical subjects it is hard to see.
+
+Upon the 12th of the month he had received some information concerning
+Gray’s proceedings, but as it was excessively indefinite in its
+character, he paid no attention to it. On the evening of the 14th,
+Corporal Deanes was brought into Dumfries, who affirmed stoutly that he
+had been shot while refusing to sign the Covenant—a story rendered
+singularly unlikely by the after conduct of the rebels. Sir James
+instantly dispatched orders to the cessed soldiers either to come to
+Dumfries or meet him on the way to Dalry, and commanded the thirteen or
+fourteen men in the town with him to come at nine next morning to his
+lodging for supplies.
+
+On the morning of Thursday the rebels arrived at Dumfries with 50 horse
+and 150 foot. Neilson of Corsack, and Gray, who commanded, with a
+considerable troop, entered the town, and surrounded Sir James Turner’s
+lodging. Though it was between eight and nine o’clock, that worthy,
+being unwell, was still in bed, but rose at once and went to the window.
+
+Neilson and some others cried, ‘You may have fair quarter.’
+
+‘I need no quarter,’ replied Sir James; ‘nor can I be a prisoner, seeing
+there is no war declared.’ On being told, however, that he must either
+be a prisoner or die, he came down, and went into the street in his
+night-shirt. Here Gray showed himself very desirous of killing him, but
+he was overruled by Corsack. However, he was taken away a prisoner,
+Captain Gray mounting him on his own horse, though, as Turner naively
+remarks, ‘there was good reason for it, for he mounted himself on a farre
+better one of mine.’ A large coffer containing his clothes and money,
+together with all his papers, were taken away by the rebels. They robbed
+Master Chalmers, the Episcopalian minister of Dumfries, of his horse,
+drank the King’s health at the market cross, and then left Dumfries. {92}
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III—THE MARCH OF THE REBELS
+
+
+ ‘Stay, passenger, take notice what thou reads,
+ At Edinburgh lie our bodies, here our heads;
+ Our right hands stood at Lanark, these we want,
+ Because with them we signed the Covenant.’
+
+ _Epitaph on a Tombstone at Hamilton_. {93}
+
+On Friday the 16th, Bailie Irvine of Dumfries came to the Council at
+Edinburgh, and gave information concerning this ‘horrid rebellion.’ In
+the absence of Rothes, Sharpe presided—much to the wrath of some members;
+and as he imagined his own safety endangered, his measures were most
+energetic. Dalzell was ordered away to the West, the guards round the
+city were doubled, officers and soldiers were forced to take the oath of
+allegiance, and all lodgers were commanded to give in their names.
+Sharpe, surrounded with all these guards and precautions,
+trembled—trembled as he trembled when the avengers of blood drew him from
+his chariot on Magus Muir,—for he knew how he had sold his trust, how he
+had betrayed his charge, and he felt that against him must their chiefest
+hatred be directed, against him their direst thunder-bolts be forged.
+But even in his fear the apostate Presbyterian was unrelenting,
+unpityingly harsh; he published in his manifesto no promise of pardon, no
+inducement to submission. He said, ‘If you submit not you must die,’ but
+never added, ‘If you submit you may live!’ {94a}
+
+Meantime the insurgents proceeded on their way. At Carsphairn they were
+deserted by Captain Gray, who, doubtless in a fit of oblivion, neglected
+to leave behind him the coffer containing Sir James’s money. Who he was
+is a mystery, unsolved by any historian; his papers were evidently
+forgeries—that, and his final flight, appear to indicate that he was an
+agent of the Royalists, for either the King or the Duke of York was heard
+to say, ‘That, if he might have his wish, he would have them all turn
+rebels and go to arms.’ {94b}
+
+Upon the 18th day of the month they left Carsphairn and marched onwards.
+
+Turner was always lodged by his captors at a good inn, frequently at the
+best of which their halting-place could boast. Here many visits were
+paid to him by the ministers and officers of the insurgent force. In his
+description of these interviews he displays a vein of satiric severity,
+admitting any kindness that was done to him with some qualifying souvenir
+of former harshness, and gloating over any injury, mistake, or folly,
+which it was his chance to suffer or to hear. He appears,
+notwithstanding all this, to have been on pretty good terms with his
+cruel ‘phanaticks,’ as the following extract sufficiently proves:
+
+‘Most of the foot were lodged about the church or churchyard, and order
+given to ring bells next morning for a sermon to be preached by Mr.
+Welch. Maxwell of Morith, and Major M‘Cullough invited me to heare “that
+phanatick sermon” (for soe they merrilie called it). They said that
+preaching might prove an effectual meane to turne me, which they
+heartilie wished. I answered to them that I was under guards, and that
+if they intended to heare that sermon, it was probable I might likewise,
+for it was not like my guards wold goe to church and leave me alone at my
+lodgeings. Bot to what they said of my conversion, I said it wold be
+hard to turne a Turner. Bot because I founde them in a merrie humour, I
+said, if I did not come to heare Mr. Welch preach, then they might fine
+me in fortie shillings Scots, which was double the suome of what I had
+exacted from the phanatics.’ {95}
+
+This took place at Ochiltree, on the 22nd day of the month. The
+following is recounted by this personage with malicious glee, and
+certainly, if authentic, it is a sad proof of how chaff is mixed with
+wheat, and how ignorant, almost impious, persons were engaged in this
+movement; nevertheless we give it, for we wish to present with
+impartiality all the alleged facts to the reader:
+
+‘Towards the evening Mr. Robinsone and Mr. Crukshank gaue me a visite; I
+called for some ale purposelie to heare one of them blesse it. It fell
+Mr. Robinsone to seeke the blessing, who said one of the most bombastick
+graces that ever I heard in my life. He summoned God Allmightie very
+imperiouslie to be their secondarie (for that was his language). “And
+if,” said he, “thou wilt not be our Secondarie, we will not fight for
+thee at all, for it is not our cause bot thy cause; and if thou wilt not
+fight for our cause and thy oune cause, then we are not obliged to fight
+for it. They say,” said he, “that Dukes, Earles, and Lords are coming
+with the King’s General against us, bot they shall be nothing bot a
+threshing to us.” This grace did more fullie satisfie me of the folly
+and injustice of their cause, then the ale did quench my thirst.’ {96a}
+
+Frequently the rebels made a halt near some roadside alehouse, or in some
+convenient park, where Colonel Wallace, who had now taken the command,
+would review the horse and foot, during which time Turner was sent either
+into the alehouse or round the shoulder of the hill, to prevent him from
+seeing the disorders which were likely to arise. He was, at last, on the
+25th day of the month, between Douglas and Lanark, permitted to behold
+their evolutions. ‘I found their horse did consist of four hundreth and
+fortie, and the foot of five hundreth and upwards. . . . The horsemen
+were armed for most part with suord and pistoll, some onlie with suord.
+The foot with musket, pike, sith (scythe), forke, and suord; and some
+with suords great and long.’ He admired much the proficiency of their
+cavalry, and marvelled how they had attained to it in so short a time.
+{96b}
+
+At Douglas, which they had just left on the morning of this great
+wapinshaw, they were charged—awful picture of depravity!—with the theft
+of a silver spoon and a nightgown. Could it be expected that while the
+whole country swarmed with robbers of every description, such a rare
+opportunity for plunder should be lost by rogues—that among a thousand
+men, even though fighting for religion, there should not be one Achan in
+the camp? At Lanark a declaration was drawn up and signed by the chief
+rebels. In it occurs the following:
+
+‘The just sense whereof ’—the sufferings of the country—‘made us choose,
+rather to betake ourselves to the fields for self-defence, than to stay
+at home, burdened daily with the calamities of others, and tortured with
+the fears of our own approaching misery.’ {97}
+
+The whole body, too, swore the Covenant, to which ceremony the epitaph at
+the head of this chapter seems to refer.
+
+A report that Dalzell was approaching drove them from Lanark to Bathgate,
+where, on the evening of Monday the 26th, the wearied army stopped. But
+at twelve o’clock the cry, which served them for a trumpet, of ‘Horse!
+horse!’ and ‘Mount the prisoner!’ resounded through the night-shrouded
+town, and called the peasants from their well-earned rest to toil onwards
+in their march. The wind howled fiercely over the moorland; a close,
+thick, wetting rain descended. Chilled to the bone, worn out with long
+fatigue, sinking to the knees in mire, onward they marched to
+destruction. One by one the weary peasants fell off from their ranks to
+sleep, and die in the rain-soaked moor, or to seek some house by the
+wayside wherein to hide till daybreak. One by one at first, then in
+gradually increasing numbers, at every shelter that was seen, whole
+troops left the waning squadrons, and rushed to hide themselves from the
+ferocity of the tempest. To right and left nought could be descried but
+the broad expanse of the moor, and the figures of their fellow-rebels,
+seen dimly through the murky night, plodding onwards through the sinking
+moss. Those who kept together—a miserable few—often halted to rest
+themselves, and to allow their lagging comrades to overtake them. Then
+onward they went again, still hoping for assistance, reinforcement, and
+supplies; onward again, through the wind, and the rain, and the
+darkness—onward to their defeat at Pentland, and their scaffold at
+Edinburgh. It was calculated that they lost one half of their army on
+that disastrous night-march.
+
+Next night they reached the village of Colinton, four miles from
+Edinburgh, where they halted for the last time. {98}
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV—RULLION GREEN
+
+
+ ‘From Covenanters with uplifted hands,
+ From Remonstrators with associate bands,
+ Good Lord, deliver us!’
+
+ _Royalist Rhyme_, KIRKTON, p. 127.
+
+Late on the fourth night of November, exactly twenty-four days before
+Rullion Green, Richard and George Chaplain, merchants in Haddington,
+beheld four men, clad like West-country Whigamores, standing round some
+object on the ground. It was at the two-mile cross, and within that
+distance from their homes. At last, to their horror, they discovered
+that the recumbent figure was a livid corpse, swathed in a blood-stained
+winding-sheet. {99} Many thought that this apparition was a portent of
+the deaths connected with the Pentland Rising.
+
+On the morning of Wednesday, the 28th of November 1666, they left
+Colinton and marched to Rullion Green. There they arrived about sunset.
+The position was a strong one. On the summit of a bare, heathery spur of
+the Pentlands are two hillocks, and between them lies a narrow band of
+flat marshy ground. On the highest of the two mounds—that nearest the
+Pentlands, and on the left hand of the main body—was the greater part of
+the cavalry, under Major Learmont; on the other Barscob and the Galloway
+gentlemen; and in the centre Colonel Wallace and the weak, half-armed
+infantry. Their position was further strengthened by the depth of the
+valley below, and the deep chasm-like course of the Rullion Burn.
+
+The sun, going down behind the Pentlands, cast golden lights and blue
+shadows on their snow-clad summits, slanted obliquely into the rich plain
+before them, bathing with rosy splendour the leafless, snow-sprinkled
+trees, and fading gradually into shadow in the distance. To the south,
+too, they beheld a deep-shaded amphitheatre of heather and bracken; the
+course of the Esk, near Penicuik, winding about at the foot of its gorge;
+the broad, brown expanse of Maw Moss; and, fading into blue
+indistinctness in the south, the wild heath-clad Peeblesshire hills. In
+sooth, that scene was fair, and many a yearning glance was cast over that
+peaceful evening scene from the spot where the rebels awaited their
+defeat; and when the fight was over, many a noble fellow lifted his head
+from the blood-stained heather to strive with darkening eyeballs to
+behold that landscape, over which, as over his life and his cause, the
+shadows of night and of gloom were falling and thickening.
+
+It was while waiting on this spot that the fear-inspiring cry was raised:
+‘The enemy! Here come the enemy!’
+
+Unwilling to believe their own doom—for our insurgents still hoped for
+success in some negotiations for peace which had been carried on at
+Colinton—they called out, ‘They are some of our own.’
+
+‘They are too blacke’ (_i.e._ numerous), ‘fie! fie! for ground to draw up
+on,’ cried Wallace, fully realising the want of space for his men, and
+proving that it was not till after this time that his forces were finally
+arranged. {101a}
+
+First of all the battle was commenced by fifty Royalist horse sent
+obliquely across the hill to attack the left wing of the rebels. An
+equal number of Learmont’s men met them, and, after a struggle, drove
+them back. The course of the Rullion Burn prevented almost all pursuit,
+and Wallace, on perceiving it, dispatched a body of foot to occupy both
+the burn and some ruined sheep-walls on the farther side.
+
+Dalzell changed his position, and drew up his army at the foot of the
+hill, on the top of which were his foes. He then dispatched a mingled
+body of infantry and cavalry to attack Wallace’s outpost, but they also
+were driven back. A third charge produced a still more disastrous
+effect, for Dalzell had to check the pursuit of his men by a
+reinforcement.
+
+These repeated checks bred a panic in the Lieutenant-General’s ranks, for
+several of his men flung down their arms. Urged by such fatal symptoms,
+and by the approaching night, he deployed his men, and closed in
+overwhelming numbers on the centre and right flank of the insurgent army.
+In the increasing twilight the burning matches of the firelocks,
+shimmering on barrel, halbert, and cuirass, lent to the approaching army
+a picturesque effect, like a huge, many-armed giant breathing flame into
+the darkness.
+
+Placed on an overhanging hill, Welch and Semple cried aloud, ‘The God of
+Jacob! The God of Jacob!’ and prayed with uplifted hands for victory.
+{101b}
+
+But still the Royalist troops closed in.
+
+Captain John Paton was observed by Dalzell, who determined to capture him
+with his own hands. Accordingly he charged forward, presenting his
+pistols. Paton fired, but the balls hopped off Dalzell’s buff coat and
+fell into his boot. With the superstition peculiar to his age, the
+Nonconformist concluded that his adversary was rendered bullet-proof by
+enchantment, and, pulling some small silver coins from his pocket,
+charged his pistol therewith. Dalzell, seeing this, and supposing, it is
+likely, that Paton was putting in larger balls, hid behind his servant,
+who was killed. {102}
+
+Meantime the outposts were forced, and the army of Wallace was enveloped
+in the embrace of a hideous boa-constrictor—tightening, closing, crushing
+every semblance of life from the victim enclosed in his toils. The
+flanking parties of horse were forced in upon the centre, and though, as
+even Turner grants, they fought with desperation, a general flight was
+the result.
+
+But when they fell there was none to sing their coronach or wail the
+death-wail over them. Those who sacrificed themselves for the peace, the
+liberty, and the religion of their fellow-countrymen, lay bleaching in
+the field of death for long, and when at last they were buried by
+charity, the peasants dug up their bodies, desecrated their graves, and
+cast them once more upon the open heath for the sorry value of their
+winding-sheets!
+
+_Inscription on stone at Rullion Green_:
+
+ HERE
+ AND NEAR TO
+ THIS PLACE LYES THE
+ REVEREND MR JOHN CROOKSHANK
+ AND MR ANDREW MCCORMICK
+ MINISTERS OF THE GOSPEL AND
+ ABOUT FIFTY OTHER TRUE COVENANTED
+ PRESBYTERIANS WHO WERE
+ KILLED IN THIS PLACE IN THEIR OWN
+ INOCENT SELF DEFENCE AND DEFFENCE
+ OF THE COVENANTED
+ WORK OF REFORMATION BY
+ THOMAS DALZEEL OF BINS
+ UPON THE 28 OF NOVEMBER
+ 1666. REV. 12. 11. ERECTED
+ SEPT. 28 1738.
+
+ _Back of stone_:
+
+ A Cloud of Witnesses lyes here,
+ Who for Christ’s Interest did appear,
+ For to restore true Liberty,
+ O’erturnèd then by tyranny.
+ And by proud Prelats who did Rage
+ Against the Lord’s Own heritage.
+ They sacrificed were for the laws
+ Of Christ their king, his noble cause.
+ These heroes fought with great renown;
+ By falling got the Martyr’s crown. {103}
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V—A RECORD OF BLOOD
+
+
+ ‘They cut his hands ere he was dead,
+ And after that struck of his head.
+ His blood under the altar cries
+ For vengeance on Christ’s enemies.’
+
+ _Epitaph on Tomb at Longcross of Clermont_. {104}
+
+Master Andrew Murray, an outed minister, residing in the Potterrow, on
+the morning after the defeat, heard the sounds of cheering and the march
+of many feet beneath his window. He gazed out. With colours flying, and
+with music sounding, Dalzell, victorious, entered Edinburgh. But his
+banners were dyed in blood, and a band of prisoners were marched within
+his ranks. The old man knew it all. That martial and triumphant strain
+was the death-knell of his friends and of their cause, the rust-hued
+spots upon the flags were the tokens of their courage and their death,
+and the prisoners were the miserable remnant spared from death in battle
+to die upon the scaffold. Poor old man! he had outlived all joy. Had he
+lived longer he would have seen increasing torment and increasing woe; he
+would have seen the clouds, then but gathering in mist, cast a more than
+midnight darkness over his native hills, and have fallen a victim to
+those bloody persecutions which, later, sent their red memorials to the
+sea by many a burn. By a merciful Providence all this was spared to
+him—he fell beneath the first blow; and ere four days had passed since
+Rullion Green, the aged minister of God was gathered to is fathers.
+{105a}
+
+When Sharpe first heard of the rebellion, he applied to Sir Alexander
+Ramsay, the Provost, for soldiers to guard his house. Disliking their
+occupation, the soldiers gave him an ugly time of it. All the night
+through they kept up a continuous series of ‘alarms and incursions,’
+‘cries of “Stand!” “Give fire!”’ etc., which forced the prelate to flee
+to the Castle in the morning, hoping there to find the rest which was
+denied him at home. {105b} Now, however, when all danger to himself was
+past, Sharpe came out in his true colours, and scant was the justice
+likely to be shown to the foes of Scottish Episcopacy when the Primate
+was by. The prisoners were lodged in Haddo’s Hole, a part of St. Giles’
+Cathedral, where, by the kindness of Bishop Wishart, to his credit be it
+spoken, they were amply supplied with food. {105c}
+
+Some people urged, in the Council, that the promise of quarter which had
+been given on the field of battle should protect the lives of the
+miserable men. Sir John Gilmoure, the greatest lawyer, gave no
+opinion—certainly a suggestive circumstance—but Lord Lee declared that
+this would not interfere with their legal trial, ‘so to bloody executions
+they went.’ {105d} To the number of thirty they were condemned and
+executed; while two of them, Hugh M‘Kail, a young minister, and Neilson
+of Corsack, were tortured with the boots.
+
+The goods of those who perished were confiscated, and their bodies were
+dismembered and distributed to different parts of the country; ‘the heads
+of Major M‘Culloch and the two Gordons,’ it was resolved, says Kirkton,
+‘should be pitched on the gate of Kirkcudbright; the two Hamiltons and
+Strong’s head should be affixed at Hamilton, and Captain Arnot’s sett on
+the Watter Gate at Edinburgh. The armes of all the ten, because they
+hade with uplifted hands renewed the Covenant at Lanark, were sent to the
+people of that town to expiate that crime, by placing these arms on the
+top of the prison.’ {106} Among these was John Neilson, the Laird of
+Corsack, who saved Turner’s life at Dumfries; in return for which service
+Sir James attempted, though without success, to get the poor man
+reprieved. One of the condemned died of his wounds between the day of
+condemnation and the day of execution. ‘None of them,’ says Kirkton,
+‘would save their life by taking the declaration and renouncing the
+Covenant, though it was offered to them. . . . But never men died in
+Scotland so much lamented by the people, not only spectators, but those
+in the country. When Knockbreck and his brother were turned over, they
+clasped each other in their armes, and so endured the pangs of death.
+When Humphrey Colquhoun died, he spoke not like an ordinary citizen, but
+like a heavenly minister, relating his comfortable Christian experiences,
+and called for his Bible, and laid it on his wounded arm, and read John
+iii. 8, and spoke upon it to the admiration of all. But most of all,
+when Mr. M‘Kail died, there was such a lamentation as was never known in
+Scotland before; not one dry cheek upon all the street, or in all the
+numberless windows in the mercate place.’ {107a}
+
+The following passage from this speech speaks for itself and its author:
+
+‘Hereafter I will not talk with flesh and blood, nor think on the world’s
+consolations. Farewell to all my friends, whose company hath been
+refreshful to me in my pilgrimage. I have done with the light of the sun
+and the moon; welcome eternal light, eternal life, everlasting love,
+everlasting praise, everlasting glory. Praise to Him that sits upon the
+throne, and to the Lamb for ever! Bless the Lord, O my soul, that hath
+pardoned all my iniquities in the blood of His Son, and healed all my
+diseases. Bless Him, O all ye His angels that excel in strength, ye
+ministers of His that do His pleasure. Bless the Lord, O my soul!’
+{107b}
+
+After having ascended the gallows ladder he again broke forth in the
+following words of touching eloquence: ‘And now I leave off to speak any
+more to creatures, and begin my intercourse with God, which shall never
+be broken off. Farewell father and mother, friends and relations!
+Farewell the world and all delights! Farewell meat and drink! Farewell
+sun, moon, and stars!—Welcome God and Father! Welcome sweet Jesus
+Christ, the Mediator of the new covenant! Welcome blessed Spirit of
+grace and God of all consolation! Welcome glory! Welcome eternal life!
+Welcome Death!’ {107c}
+
+At Glasgow, too, where some were executed, they caused the soldiers to
+beat the drums and blow the trumpets on their closing ears. Hideous
+refinement of revenge! Even the last words which drop from the lips of a
+dying man—words surely the most sincere and the most unbiassed which
+mortal mouth can utter—even these were looked upon as poisoned and as
+poisonous. ‘Drown their last accents,’ was the cry, ‘lest they should
+lead the crowd to take their part, or at the least to mourn their doom!’
+{108a} But, after all, perhaps it was more merciful than one would
+think—unintentionally so, of course; perhaps the storm of harsh and
+fiercely jubilant noises, the clanging of trumpets, the rattling of
+drums, and the hootings and jeerings of an unfeeling mob, which were the
+last they heard on earth, might, when the mortal fight was over, when the
+river of death was passed, add tenfold sweetness to the hymning of the
+angels, tenfold peacefulness to the shores which they had reached.
+
+Not content with the cruelty of these executions, some even of the
+peasantry, though these were confined to the shire of Mid-Lothian,
+pursued, captured, plundered, and murdered the miserable fugitives who
+fell in their way. One strange story have we of these times of blood and
+persecution: Kirkton the historian and popular tradition tell us alike of
+a flame which often would arise from the grave, in a moss near Carnwath,
+of some of those poor rebels: of how it crept along the ground; of how it
+covered the house of their murderer; and of how it scared him with its
+lurid glare.
+
+Hear Daniel Defoe: {108b}
+
+ ‘If the poor people were by these insupportable violences made
+ desperate, and driven to all the extremities of a wild despair, who
+ can justly reflect on them when they read in the Word of God “That
+ oppression makes a wise man mad”? And therefore were there no other
+ original of the insurrection known by the name of the Rising of
+ Pentland, it was nothing but what the intolerable oppressions of
+ those times might have justified to all the world, nature having
+ dictated to all people a right of defence when illegally and
+ arbitrarily attacked in a manner not justifiable either by laws of
+ nature, the laws of God, or the laws of the country.’
+
+Bear this remonstrance of Defoe’s in mind, and though it is the fashion
+of the day to jeer and to mock, to execrate and to contemn, the noble
+band of Covenanters—though the bitter laugh at their old-world religious
+views, the curl of the lip at their merits, and the chilling silence on
+their bravery and their determination, are but too rife through all
+society—be charitable to what was evil and honest to what was good about
+the Pentland insurgents, who fought for life and liberty, for country and
+religion, on the 28th of November 1666, now just two hundred years ago.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+EDINBURGH, 28_th November_ 1866.
+
+
+
+
+THE DAY AFTER TO-MORROW
+
+
+History is much decried; it is a tissue of errors, we are told, no doubt
+correctly; and rival historians expose each other’s blunders with
+gratification. Yet the worst historian has a clearer view of the period
+he studies than the best of us can hope to form of that in which we live.
+The obscurest epoch is to-day; and that for a thousand reasons of
+inchoate tendency, conflicting report, and sheer mass and multiplicity of
+experience; but chiefly, perhaps, by reason of an insidious shifting of
+landmarks. Parties and ideas continually move, but not by measurable
+marches on a stable course; the political soil itself steals forth by
+imperceptible degrees, like a travelling glacier, carrying on its bosom
+not only political parties but their flag-posts and cantonments; so that
+what appears to be an eternal city founded on hills is but a flying
+island of Laputa. It is for this reason in particular that we are all
+becoming Socialists without knowing it; by which I would not in the least
+refer to the acute case of Mr. Hyndman and his horn-blowing supporters,
+sounding their trumps of a Sunday within the walls of our individualist
+Jericho—but to the stealthy change that has come over the spirit of
+Englishmen and English legislation. A little while ago, and we were
+still for liberty; ‘crowd a few more thousands on the bench of
+Government,’ we seemed to cry; ‘keep her head direct on liberty, and we
+cannot help but come to port.’ This is over; _laisser faire_ declines in
+favour; our legislation grows authoritative, grows philanthropical,
+bristles with new duties and new penalties, and casts a spawn of
+inspectors, who now begin, note-book in hand, to darken the face of
+England. It may be right or wrong, we are not trying that; but one thing
+it is beyond doubt: it is Socialism in action, and the strange thing is
+that we scarcely know it.
+
+Liberty has served us a long while, and it may be time to seek new
+altars. Like all other principles, she has been proved to be
+self-exclusive in the long run. She has taken wages besides (like all
+other virtues) and dutifully served Mammon; so that many things we were
+accustomed to admire as the benefits of freedom and common to all were
+truly benefits of wealth, and took their value from our neighbours’
+poverty. A few shocks of logic, a few disclosures (in the journalistic
+phrase) of what the freedom of manufacturers, landlords, or shipowners
+may imply for operatives, tenants, or seamen, and we not unnaturally
+begin to turn to that other pole of hope, beneficent tyranny. Freedom,
+to be desirable, involves kindness, wisdom, and all the virtues of the
+free; but the free man as we have seen him in action has been, as of
+yore, only the master of many helots; and the slaves are still ill-fed,
+ill-clad, ill-taught, ill-housed, insolently treated, and driven to their
+mines and workshops by the lash of famine. So much, in other men’s
+affairs, we have begun to see clearly; we have begun to despair of virtue
+in these other men, and from our seat in Parliament begin to discharge
+upon them, thick as arrows, the host of our inspectors. The landlord has
+long shaken his head over the manufacturer; those who do business on land
+have lost all trust in the virtues of the shipowner; the professions look
+askance upon the retail traders and have even started their co-operative
+stores to ruin them; and from out the smoke-wreaths of Birmingham a
+finger has begun to write upon the wall the condemnation of the landlord.
+Thus, piece by piece, do we condemn each other, and yet not perceive the
+conclusion, that our whole estate is somewhat damnable. Thus, piece by
+piece, each acting against his neighbour, each sawing away the branch on
+which some other interest is seated, do we apply in detail our
+Socialistic remedies, and yet not perceive that we are all labouring
+together to bring in Socialism at large. A tendency so stupid and so
+selfish is like to prove invincible; and if Socialism be at all a
+practicable rule of life, there is every chance that our grand-children
+will see the day and taste the pleasures of existence in something far
+liker an ant-heap than any previous human polity. And this not in the
+least because of the voice of Mr. Hyndman or the horns of his followers;
+but by the mere glacier movement of the political soil, bearing forward
+on its bosom, apparently undisturbed, the proud camps of Whig and Tory.
+If Mr. Hyndman were a man of keen humour, which is far from my conception
+of his character, he might rest from his troubling and look on: the walls
+of Jericho begin already to crumble and dissolve. That great servile
+war, the Armageddon of money and numbers, to which we looked forward when
+young, becomes more and more unlikely; and we may rather look to see a
+peaceable and blindfold evolution, the work of dull men immersed in
+political tactics and dead to political results.
+
+The principal scene of this comedy lies, of course, in the House of
+Commons; it is there, besides, that the details of this new evolution (if
+it proceed) will fall to be decided; so that the state of Parliament is
+not only diagnostic of the present but fatefully prophetic of the future.
+Well, we all know what Parliament is, and we are all ashamed of it. We
+may pardon it some faults, indeed, on the ground of Irish obstruction—a
+bitter trial, which it supports with notable good humour. But the excuse
+is merely local; it cannot apply to similar bodies in America and France;
+and what are we to say of these? President Cleveland’s letter may serve
+as a picture of the one; a glance at almost any paper will convince us of
+the weakness of the other. Decay appears to have seized on the organ of
+popular government in every land; and this just at the moment when we
+begin to bring to it, as to an oracle of justice, the whole skein of our
+private affairs to be unravelled, and ask it, like a new Messiah, to take
+upon itself our frailties and play for us the part that should be played
+by our own virtues. For that, in few words, is the case. We cannot
+trust ourselves to behave with decency; we cannot trust our consciences;
+and the remedy proposed is to elect a round number of our neighbours,
+pretty much at random, and say to these: ‘Be ye our conscience; make laws
+so wise, and continue from year to year to administer them so wisely,
+that they shall save us from ourselves and make us righteous and happy,
+world without end. Amen.’ And who can look twice at the British
+Parliament and then seriously bring it such a task? I am not advancing
+this as an argument against Socialism: once again, nothing is further
+from my mind. There are great truths in Socialism, or no one, not even
+Mr. Hyndman, would be found to hold it; and if it came, and did one-tenth
+part of what it offers, I for one should make it welcome. But if it is
+to come, we may as well have some notion of what it will be like; and the
+first thing to grasp is that our new polity will be designed and
+administered (to put it courteously) with something short of inspiration.
+It will be made, or will grow, in a human parliament; and the one thing
+that will not very hugely change is human nature. The Anarchists think
+otherwise, from which it is only plain that they have not carried to the
+study of history the lamp of human sympathy.
+
+Given, then, our new polity, with its new waggon-load of laws, what
+headmarks must we look for in the life? We chafe a good deal at that
+excellent thing, the income-tax, because it brings into our affairs the
+prying fingers, and exposes us to the tart words, of the official. The
+official, in all degrees, is already something of a terror to many of us.
+I would not willingly have to do with even a police-constable in any
+other spirit than that of kindness. I still remember in my dreams the
+eye-glass of a certain _attaché_ at a certain embassy—an eyeglass that
+was a standing indignity to all on whom it looked; and my next most
+disagreeable remembrance is of a bracing, Republican postman in the city
+of San Francisco. I lived in that city among working folk, and what my
+neighbours accepted at the postman’s hands—nay, what I took from him
+myself—it is still distasteful to recall. The bourgeois, residing in the
+upper parts of society, has but few opportunities of tasting this
+peculiar bowl; but about the income-tax, as I have said, or perhaps about
+a patent, or in the halls of an embassy at the hands of my friend of the
+eye-glass, he occasionally sets his lips to it; and he may thus imagine
+(if he has that faculty of imagination, without which most faculties are
+void) how it tastes to his poorer neighbours, who must drain it to the
+dregs. In every contact with authority, with their employer, with the
+police, with the School Board officer, in the hospital, or in the
+workhouse, they have equally the occasion to appreciate the light-hearted
+civility of the man in office; and as an experimentalist in several
+out-of-the-way provinces of life, I may say it has but to be felt to be
+appreciated. Well, this golden age of which we are speaking will be the
+golden age of officials. In all our concerns it will be their beloved
+duty to meddle, with what tact, with what obliging words, analogy will
+aid us to imagine. It is likely these gentlemen will be periodically
+elected; they will therefore have their turn of being underneath, which
+does not always sweeten men’s conditions. The laws they will have to
+administer will be no clearer than those we know to-day, and the body
+which is to regulate their administration no wiser than the British
+Parliament. So that upon all hands we may look for a form of servitude
+most galling to the blood—servitude to many and changing masters, and for
+all the slights that accompany the rule of jack-in-office. And if the
+Socialistic programme be carried out with the least fulness, we shall
+have lost a thing, in most respects not much to be regretted, but as a
+moderator of oppression, a thing nearly invaluable—the newspaper. For
+the independent journal is a creature of capital and competition; it
+stands and falls with millionaires and railway bonds and all the abuses
+and glories of to-day; and as soon as the State has fairly taken its bent
+to authority and philanthropy, and laid the least touch on private
+property, the days of the independent journal are numbered. State
+railways may be good things and so may State bakeries; but a State
+newspaper will never be a very trenchant critic of the State officials.
+
+But again, these officials would have no sinecure. Crime would perhaps
+be less, for some of the motives of crime we may suppose would pass away.
+But if Socialism were carried out with any fulness, there would be more
+contraventions. We see already new sins ringing up like mustard—School
+Board sins, factory sins, Merchant Shipping Act sins—none of which I
+would be thought to except against in particular, but all of which, taken
+together, show us that Socialism can be a hard master even in the
+beginning. If it go on to such heights as we hear proposed and lauded,
+if it come actually to its ideal of the ant-heap, ruled with iron
+justice, the number of new contraventions will be out of all proportion
+multiplied. Take the case of work alone. Man is an idle animal. He is
+at least as intelligent as the ant; but generations of advisers have in
+vain recommended him the ant’s example. Of those who are found truly
+indefatigable in business, some are misers; some are the practisers of
+delightful industries, like gardening; some are students, artists,
+inventors, or discoverers, men lured forward by successive hopes; and the
+rest are those who live by games of skill or hazard—financiers,
+billiard-players, gamblers, and the like. But in unloved toils, even
+under the prick of necessity, no man is continually sedulous. Once
+eliminate the fear of starvation, once eliminate or bound the hope of
+riches, and we shall see plenty of skulking and malingering. Society
+will then be something not wholly unlike a cotton plantation in the old
+days; with cheerful, careless, demoralised slaves, with elected
+overseers, and, instead of the planter, a chaotic popular assembly. If
+the blood be purposeful and the soil strong, such a plantation may
+succeed, and be, indeed, a busy ant-heap, with full granaries and long
+hours of leisure. But even then I think the whip will be in the
+overseer’s hands, and not in vain. For, when it comes to be a question
+of each man doing his own share or the rest doing more, prettiness of
+sentiment will be forgotten. To dock the skulker’s food is not enough;
+many will rather eat haws and starve on petty pilferings than put their
+shoulder to the wheel for one hour daily. For such as these, then, the
+whip will be in the overseer’s hand; and his own sense of justice and the
+superintendence of a chaotic popular assembly will be the only checks on
+its employment. Now, you may be an industrious man and a good citizen,
+and yet not love, nor yet be loved by, Dr. Fell the inspector. It is
+admitted by private soldiers that the disfavour of a sergeant is an evil
+not to be combated; offend the sergeant, they say, and in a brief while
+you will either be disgraced or have deserted. And the sergeant can no
+longer appeal to the lash. But if these things go on, we shall see, or
+our sons shall see, what it is to have offended an inspector.
+
+This for the unfortunate. But with the fortunate also, even those whom
+the inspector loves, it may not be altogether well. It is concluded that
+in such a state of society, supposing it to be financially sound, the
+level of comfort will be high. It does not follow: there are strange
+depths of idleness in man, a too-easily-got sufficiency, as in the case
+of the sago-eaters, often quenching the desire for all besides; and it is
+possible that the men of the richest ant-heaps may sink even into
+squalor. But suppose they do not; suppose our tricksy instrument of
+human nature, when we play upon it this new tune, should respond kindly;
+suppose no one to be damped and none exasperated by the new conditions,
+the whole enterprise to be financially sound—a vaulting supposition—and
+all the inhabitants to dwell together in a golden mean of comfort: we
+have yet to ask ourselves if this be what man desire, or if it be what
+man will even deign to accept for a continuance. It is certain that man
+loves to eat, it is not certain that he loves that only or that best. He
+is supposed to love comfort; it is not a love, at least, that he is
+faithful to. He is supposed to love happiness; it is my contention that
+he rather loves excitement. Danger, enterprise, hope, the novel, the
+aleatory, are dearer to man than regular meals. He does not think so
+when he is hungry, but he thinks so again as soon as he is fed; and on
+the hypothesis of a successful ant-heap, he would never go hungry. It
+would be always after dinner in that society, as, in the land of the
+Lotos-eaters, it was always afternoon; and food, which, when we have it
+not, seems all-important, drops in our esteem, as soon as we have it, to
+a mere prerequisite of living.
+
+That for which man lives is not the same thing for all individuals nor in
+all ages; yet it has a common base; what he seeks and what he must have
+is that which will seize and hold his attention. Regular meals and
+weatherproof lodgings will not do this long. Play in its wide sense, as
+the artificial induction of sensation, including all games and all arts,
+will, indeed, go far to keep him conscious of himself; but in the end he
+wearies for realities. Study or experiment, to some rare natures, is the
+unbroken pastime of a life. These are enviable natures; people shut in
+the house by sickness often bitterly envy them; but the commoner man
+cannot continue to exist upon such altitudes: his feet itch for physical
+adventure; his blood boils for physical dangers, pleasures, and triumphs;
+his fancy, the looker after new things, cannot continue to look for them
+in books and crucibles, but must seek them on the breathing stage of
+life. Pinches, buffets, the glow of hope, the shock of disappointment,
+furious contention with obstacles: these are the true elixir for all
+vital spirits, these are what they seek alike in their romantic
+enterprises and their unromantic dissipations. When they are taken in
+some pinch closer than the common, they cry, ‘Catch me here again!’ and
+sure enough you catch them there again—perhaps before the week is out.
+It is as old as _Robinson Crusoe_; as old as man. Our race has not been
+strained for all these ages through that sieve of dangers that we call
+Natural Selection, to sit down with patience in the tedium of safety; the
+voices of its fathers call it forth. Already in our society as it
+exists, the bourgeois is too much cottoned about for any zest in living;
+he sits in his parlour out of reach of any danger, often out of reach of
+any vicissitude but one of health; and there he yawns. If the people in
+the next villa took pot-shots at him, he might be killed indeed, but so
+long as he escaped he would find his blood oxygenated and his views of
+the world brighter. If Mr. Mallock, on his way to the publishers, should
+have his skirts pinned to a wall by a javelin, it would not occur to
+him—at least for several hours—to ask if life were worth living; and if
+such peril were a daily matter, he would ask it never more; he would have
+other things to think about, he would be living indeed—not lying in a box
+with cotton, safe, but immeasurably dull. The aleatory, whether it touch
+life, or fortune, or renown—whether we explore Africa or only toss for
+halfpence—that is what I conceive men to love best, and that is what we
+are seeking to exclude from men’s existences. Of all forms of the
+aleatory, that which most commonly attends our working men—the danger of
+misery from want of work—is the least inspiriting: it does not whip the
+blood, it does not evoke the glory of contest; it is tragic, but it is
+passive; and yet, in so far as it is aleatory, and a peril sensibly
+touching them, it does truly season the men’s lives. Of those who fail,
+I do not speak—despair should be sacred; but to those who even modestly
+succeed, the changes of their life bring interest: a job found, a
+shilling saved, a dainty earned, all these are wells of pleasure
+springing afresh for the successful poor; and it is not from these but
+from the villa-dweller that we hear complaints of the unworthiness of
+life. Much, then, as the average of the proletariat would gain in this
+new state of life, they would also lose a certain something, which would
+not be missed in the beginning, but would be missed progressively and
+progressively lamented. Soon there would be a looking back: there would
+be tales of the old world humming in young men’s ears, tales of the tramp
+and the pedlar, and the hopeful emigrant. And in the stall-fed life of
+the successful ant-heap—with its regular meals, regular duties, regular
+pleasures, an even course of life, and fear excluded—the vicissitudes,
+delights, and havens of to-day will seem of epic breadth. This may seem
+a shallow observation; but the springs by which men are moved lie much on
+the surface. Bread, I believe, has always been considered first, but the
+circus comes close upon its heels. Bread we suppose to be given amply;
+the cry for circuses will be the louder, and if the life of our
+descendants be such as we have conceived, there are two beloved pleasures
+on which they will be likely to fall back: the pleasures of intrigue and
+of sedition.
+
+In all this I have supposed the ant-heap to be financially sound. I am
+no economist, only a writer of fiction; but even as such, I know one
+thing that bears on the economic question—I know the imperfection of
+man’s faculty for business. The Anarchists, who count some rugged
+elements of common sense among what seem to me their tragic errors, have
+said upon this matter all that I could wish to say, and condemned
+beforehand great economical polities. So far it is obvious that they are
+right; they may be right also in predicting a period of communal
+independence, and they may even be right in thinking that desirable. But
+the rise of communes is none the less the end of economic equality, just
+when we were told it was beginning. Communes will not be all equal in
+extent, nor in quality of soil, nor in growth of population; nor will the
+surplus produce of all be equally marketable. It will be the old story
+of competing interests, only with a new unit; and, as it appears to me, a
+new, inevitable danger. For the merchant and the manufacturer, in this
+new world, will be a sovereign commune; it is a sovereign power that will
+see its crops undersold, and its manufactures worsted in the market. And
+all the more dangerous that the sovereign power should be small. Great
+powers are slow to stir; national affronts, even with the aid of
+newspapers, filter slowly into popular consciousness; national losses are
+so unequally shared, that one part of the population will be counting its
+gains while another sits by a cold hearth. But in the sovereign commune
+all will be centralised and sensitive. When jealousy springs up, when
+(let us say) the commune of Poole has overreached the commune of
+Dorchester, irritation will run like quicksilver throughout the body
+politic; each man in Dorchester will have to suffer directly in his diet
+and his dress; even the secretary, who drafts the official
+correspondence, will sit down to his task embittered, as a man who has
+dined ill and may expect to dine worse; and thus a business difference
+between communes will take on much the same colour as a dispute between
+diggers in the lawless West, and will lead as directly to the arbitrament
+of blows. So that the establishment of the communal system will not only
+reintroduce all the injustices and heart-burnings of economic inequality,
+but will, in all human likelihood, inaugurate a world of hedgerow
+warfare. Dorchester will march on Poole, Sherborne on Dorchester,
+Wimborne on both; the waggons will be fired on as they follow the
+highway, the trains wrecked on the lines, the ploughman will go armed
+into the field of tillage; and if we have not a return of ballad
+literature, the local press at least will celebrate in a high vein the
+victory of Cerne Abbas or the reverse of Toller Porcorum. At least this
+will not be dull; when I was younger, I could have welcomed such a world
+with relief; but it is the New-Old with a vengeance, and irresistibly
+suggests the growth of military powers and the foundation of new empires.
+
+
+
+
+COLLEGE PAPERS
+
+
+CHAPTER I—EDINBURGH STUDENTS IN 1824
+
+
+On the 2nd of January 1824 was issued the prospectus of the _Lapsus
+Linguæ_; _or_, _the College Tatler_; and on the 7th the first number
+appeared. On Friday the 2nd of April ‘_Mr. Tatler_ became speechless.’
+Its history was not all one success; for the editor (who applies to
+himself the words of Iago, ‘I am nothing if I am not critical’)
+overstepped the bounds of caution, and found himself seriously embroiled
+with the powers that were. There appeared in No. XVI. a most bitter
+satire upon Sir John Leslie, in which he was compared to Falstaff,
+charged with puffing himself, and very prettily censured for publishing
+only the first volume of a class-book, and making all purchasers pay for
+both. Sir John Leslie took up the matter angrily, visited Carfrae the
+publisher, and threatened him with an action, till he was forced to turn
+the hapless _Lapsus_ out of doors. The maltreated periodical found
+shelter in the shop of Huie, Infirmary Street; and No. XVII. was duly
+issued from the new office. No. XVII. beheld _Mr. Tatler’s_ humiliation,
+in which, with fulsome apology and not very credible assurances of
+respect and admiration, he disclaims the article in question, and
+advertises a new issue of No. XVI. with all objectionable matter omitted.
+This, with pleasing euphemism, he terms in a later advertisement, ‘a new
+and improved edition.’ This was the only remarkable adventure of _Mr.
+Tatler’s_ brief existence; unless we consider as such a silly Chaldee
+manuscript in imitation of _Blackwood_, and a letter of reproof from a
+divinity student on the impiety of the same dull effusion. He laments
+the near approach of his end in pathetic terms. ‘How shall we summon up
+sufficient courage,’ says he, ‘to look for the last time on our beloved
+little devil and his inestimable proof-sheet? How shall we be able to
+pass No. 14 Infirmary Street and feel that all its attractions are over?
+How shall we bid farewell for ever to that excellent man, with the long
+greatcoat, wooden leg and wooden board, who acts as our representative at
+the gate of _Alma Mater_?’ But alas! he had no choice: _Mr. Tatler_,
+whose career, he says himself, had been successful, passed peacefully
+away, and has ever since dumbly implored ‘the bringing home of bell and
+burial.’
+
+_Alter et idem_. A very different affair was the _Lapsus Linguæ_ from
+the _Edinburgh University Magazine_. The two prospectuses alone, laid
+side by side, would indicate the march of luxury and the repeal of the
+paper duty. The penny bi-weekly broadside of session 1828–4 was almost
+wholly dedicated to Momus. Epigrams, pointless letters, amorous verses,
+and University grievances are the continual burthen of the song. But
+_Mr. Tatler_ was not without a vein of hearty humour; and his pages
+afford what is much better: to wit, a good picture of student life as it
+then was. The students of those polite days insisted on retaining their
+hats in the class-room. There was a cab-stance in front of the College;
+and ‘Carriage Entrance’ was posted above the main arch, on what the
+writer pleases to call ‘coarse, unclassic boards.’ The benches of the
+‘Speculative’ then, as now, were red; but all other Societies (the
+‘Dialectic’ is the only survivor) met downstairs, in some rooms of which
+it is pointedly said that ‘nothing else could conveniently be made of
+them.’ However horrible these dungeons may have been, it is certain that
+they were paid for, and that far too heavily for the taste of session
+1823–4, which found enough calls upon its purse for porter and toasted
+cheese at Ambrose’s, or cranberry tarts and ginger-wine at Doull’s.
+Duelling was still a possibility; so much so that when two medicals fell
+to fisticuffs in Adam Square, it was seriously hinted that single combat
+would be the result. Last and most wonderful of all, Gall and Spurzheim
+were in every one’s mouth; and the Law student, after having exhausted
+Byron’s poetry and Scott’s novels, informed the ladies of his belief in
+phrenology. In the present day he would dilate on ‘Red as a rose is
+she,’ and then mention that he attends Old Greyfriars’, as a tacit claim
+to intellectual superiority. I do not know that the advance is much.
+
+But _Mr. Tatler’s_ best performances were three short papers in which he
+hit off pretty smartly the idiosyncrasies of the ‘_Divinity_,’ the
+‘_Medical_,’ and the ‘_Law_’ of session 1823–4. The fact that there was
+no notice of the ‘_Arts_’ seems to suggest that they stood in the same
+intermediate position as they do now—the epitome of student-kind. _Mr.
+Tatler’s_ satire is, on the whole, good-humoured, and has not grown
+superannuated in _all_ its limbs. His descriptions may limp at some
+points, but there are certain broad traits that apply equally well to
+session 1870–1. He shows us the _Divinity_ of the period—tall, pale, and
+slender—his collar greasy, and his coat bare about the seams—‘his white
+neckcloth serving four days, and regularly turned the third’—‘the rim of
+his hat deficient in wool’—and ‘a weighty volume of theology under his
+arm.’ He was the man to buy cheap ‘a snuff-box, or a dozen of pencils,
+or a six-bladed knife, or a quarter of a hundred quills,’ at any of the
+public sale-rooms. He was noted for cheap purchases, and for exceeding
+the legal tender in halfpence. He haunted ‘the darkest and remotest
+corner of the Theatre Gallery.’ He was to be seen issuing from ‘aerial
+lodging-houses.’ Withal, says mine author, ‘there were many good points
+about him: he paid his landlady’s bill, read his Bible, went twice to
+church on Sunday, seldom swore, was not often tipsy, and bought the
+_Lapsus Linguæ_.’
+
+The _Medical_, again, ‘wore a white greatcoat, and consequently talked
+loud’—(there is something very delicious in that _consequently_). He
+wore his hat on one side. He was active, volatile, and went to the top
+of Arthur’s Seat on the Sunday forenoon. He was as quiet in a debating
+society as he was loud in the streets. He was reckless and imprudent:
+yesterday he insisted on your sharing a bottle of claret with him (and
+claret was claret then, before the cheap-and-nasty treaty), and to-morrow
+he asks you for the loan of a penny to buy the last number of the
+_Lapsus_.
+
+The student of _Law_, again, was a learned man. ‘He had turned over the
+leaves of Justinian’s _Institutes_, and knew that they were written in
+Latin. He was well acquainted with the title-page of Blackstone’s
+_Commentaries_, and _argal_ (as the gravedigger in _Hamlet_ says) he was
+not a person to be laughed at.’ He attended the Parliament House in the
+character of a critic, and could give you stale sneers at all the
+celebrated speakers. He was the terror of essayists at the Speculative
+or the Forensic. In social qualities he seems to have stood unrivalled.
+Even in the police-office we find him shining with undiminished lustre.
+‘If a _Charlie_ should find him rather noisy at an untimely hour, and
+venture to take him into custody, he appears next morning like a Daniel
+come to judgment. He opens his mouth to speak, and the divine precepts
+of unchanging justice and Scots law flow from his tongue. The magistrate
+listens in amazement, and fines him only a couple of guineas.’
+
+Such then were our predecessors and their College Magazine. Barclay,
+Ambrose, Young Amos, and Fergusson were to them what the Café, the
+Rainbow, and Rutherford’s are to us. An hour’s reading in these old
+pages absolutely confuses us, there is so much that is similar and so
+much that is different; the follies and amusements are so like our own,
+and the manner of frolicking and enjoying are so changed, that one pauses
+and looks about him in philosophic judgment. The muddy quadrangle is
+thick with living students; but in our eyes it swarms also with the
+phantasmal white greatcoats and tilted hats of 1824. Two races meet:
+races alike and diverse. Two performances are played before our eyes;
+but the change seems merely of impersonators, of scenery, of costume.
+Plot and passion are the same. It is the fall of the spun shilling
+whether seventy-one or twenty-four has the best of it.
+
+In a future number we hope to give a glance at the individualities of the
+present, and see whether the cast shall be head or tail—whether we or the
+readers of the _Lapsus_ stand higher in the balance.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II—THE MODERN STUDENT CONSIDERED GENERALLY
+
+
+We have now reached the difficult portion of our task. _Mr. Tatler_, for
+all that we care, may have been as virulent as he liked about the
+students of a former; but for the iron to touch our sacred selves, for a
+brother of the Guild to betray its most privy infirmities, let such a
+Judas look to himself as he passes on his way to the Scots Law or the
+Diagnostic, below the solitary lamp at the corner of the dark quadrangle.
+We confess that this idea alarms us. We enter a protest. We bind
+ourselves over verbally to keep the peace. We hope, moreover, that
+having thus made you secret to our misgivings, you will excuse us if we
+be dull, and set that down to caution which you might before have charged
+to the account of stupidity.
+
+The natural tendency of civilisation is to obliterate those distinctions
+which are the best salt of life. All the fine old professional flavour
+in language has evaporated. Your very gravedigger has forgotten his
+avocation in his electorship, and would quibble on the Franchise over
+Ophelia’s grave, instead of more appropriately discussing the duration of
+bodies under ground. From this tendency, from this gradual attrition of
+life, in which everything pointed and characteristic is being rubbed
+down, till the whole world begins to slip between our fingers in smooth
+undistinguishable sands, from this, we say, it follows that we must not
+attempt to join _Mr. Taller_ in his simple division of students into
+_Law_, _Divinity_, and _Medical_. Nowadays the Faculties may shake hands
+over their follies; and, like Mrs. Frail and Mrs. Foresight (in _Love for
+Love_) they may stand in the doors of opposite class-rooms, crying:
+‘Sister, Sister—Sister everyway!’ A few restrictions, indeed, remain to
+influence the followers of individual branches of study. The Divinity,
+for example, must be an avowed believer; and as this, in the present day,
+is unhappily considered by many as a confession of weakness, he is fain
+to choose one of two ways of gilding the distasteful orthodox bolus.
+Some swallow it in a thin jelly of metaphysics; for it is even a credit
+to believe in God on the evidence of some crack-jaw philosopher, although
+it is a decided slur to believe in Him on His own authority. Others
+again (and this we think the worst method), finding German grammar a
+somewhat dry morsel, run their own little heresy as a proof of
+independence; and deny one of the cardinal doctrines that they may hold
+the others without being laughed at.
+
+Besides, however, such influences as these, there is little more
+distinction between the faculties than the traditionary ideal, handed
+down through a long sequence of students, and getting rounder and more
+featureless at each successive session. The plague of uniformity has
+descended on the College. Students (and indeed all sorts and conditions
+of men) now require their faculty and character hung round their neck on
+a placard, like the scenes in Shakespeare’s theatre. And in the midst of
+all this weary sameness, not the least common feature is the gravity of
+every face. No more does the merry medical run eagerly in the clear
+winter morning up the rugged sides of Arthur’s Seat, and hear the church
+bells begin and thicken and die away below him among the gathered smoke
+of the city. He will not break Sunday to so little purpose. He no
+longer finds pleasure in the mere output of his surplus energy. He
+husbands his strength, and lays out walks, and reading, and amusement
+with deep consideration, so that he may get as much work and pleasure out
+of his body as he can, and waste none of his energy on mere impulse, or
+such flat enjoyment as an excursion in the country.
+
+See the quadrangle in the interregnum of classes, in those two or three
+minutes when it is full of passing students, and we think you will admit
+that, if we have not made it ‘an habitation of dragons,’ we have at least
+transformed it into ‘a court for owls.’ Solemnity broods heavily over
+the enclosure; and wherever you seek it, you will find a dearth of
+merriment, an absence of real youthful enjoyment. You might as well try
+
+ ‘To move wild laughter in the throat of death’
+
+as to excite any healthy stir among the bulk of this staid company.
+
+The studious congregate about the doors of the different classes,
+debating the matter of the lecture, or comparing note-books. A reserved
+rivalry sunders them. Here are some deep in Greek particles: there,
+others are already inhabitants of that land
+
+ ‘Where entity and quiddity,
+ ‘Like ghosts of defunct bodies fly—
+ Where Truth in person does appear
+ Like words congealed in northern air.’
+
+But none of them seem to find any relish for their studies—no pedantic
+love of this subject or that lights up their eyes—science and learning
+are only means for a livelihood, which they have considerately embraced
+and which they solemnly pursue. ‘Labour’s pale priests,’ their lips seem
+incapable of laughter, except in the way of polite recognition of
+professorial wit. The stains of ink are chronic on their meagre fingers.
+They walk like Saul among the asses.
+
+The dandies are not less subdued. In 1824 there was a noisy dapper
+dandyism abroad. Vulgar, as we should now think, but yet genial—a matter
+of white greatcoats and loud voices—strangely different from the stately
+frippery that is rife at present. These men are out of their element in
+the quadrangle. Even the small remains of boisterous humour, which still
+clings to any collection of young men, jars painfully on their morbid
+sensibilities; and they beat a hasty retreat to resume their perfunctory
+march along Princes Street. Flirtation is to them a great social duty, a
+painful obligation, which they perform on every occasion in the same
+chill official manner, and with the same commonplace advances, the same
+dogged observance of traditional behaviour. The shape of their raiment
+is a burden almost greater than they can bear, and they halt in their
+walk to preserve the due adjustment of their trouser-knees, till one
+would fancy he had mixed in a procession of Jacobs. We speak, of course,
+for ourselves; but we would as soon associate with a herd of sprightly
+apes as with these gloomy modern beaux. Alas, that our Mirabels, our
+Valentines, even our Brummels, should have left their mantles upon
+nothing more amusing!
+
+Nor are the fast men less constrained. Solemnity, even in dissipation,
+is the order of the day; and they go to the devil with a perverse
+seriousness, a systematic rationalism of wickedness that would have
+surprised the simpler sinners of old. Some of these men whom we see
+gravely conversing on the steps have but a slender acquaintance with each
+other. Their intercourse consists principally of mutual bulletins of
+depravity; and, week after week, as they meet they reckon up their items
+of transgression, and give an abstract of their downward progress for
+approval and encouragement. These folk form a freemasonry of their own.
+An oath is the shibboleth of their sinister fellowship. Once they hear a
+man swear, it is wonderful how their tongues loosen and their bashful
+spirits take enlargement, under the consciousness of brotherhood. There
+is no folly, no pardoning warmth of temper about them; they are as
+steady-going and systematic in their own way as the studious in theirs.
+
+Not that we are without merry men. No. We shall not be ungrateful to
+those, whose grimaces, whose ironical laughter, whose active feet in the
+‘College Anthem’ have beguiled so many weary hours and added a pleasant
+variety to the strain of close attention. But even these are too
+evidently professional in their antics. They go about cogitating puns
+and inventing tricks. It is their vocation, Hal. They are the
+gratuitous jesters of the class-room; and, like the clown when he leaves
+the stage, their merriment too often sinks as the bell rings the hour of
+liberty, and they pass forth by the Post-Office, grave and sedate, and
+meditating fresh gambols for the morrow.
+
+This is the impression left on the mind of any observing student by too
+many of his fellows. They seem all frigid old men; and one pauses to
+think how such an unnatural state of matters is produced. We feel
+inclined to blame for it the unfortunate absence of _University feeling_
+which is so marked a characteristic of our Edinburgh students.
+Academical interests are so few and far between—students, as students,
+have so little in common, except a peevish rivalry—there is such an
+entire want of broad college sympathies and ordinary college friendships,
+that we fancy that no University in the kingdom is in so poor a plight.
+Our system is full of anomalies. A, who cut B whilst he was a shabby
+student, curries sedulously up to him and cudgels his memory for
+anecdotes about him when he becomes the great so-and-so. Let there be an
+end of this shy, proud reserve on the one hand, and this shuddering fine
+ladyism on the other; and we think we shall find both ourselves and the
+College bettered. Let it be a sufficient reason for intercourse that two
+men sit together on the same benches. Let the great A be held excused
+for nodding to the shabby B in Princes Street, if he can say, ‘That
+fellow is a student.’ Once this could be brought about, we think you
+would find the whole heart of the University beat faster. We think you
+would find a fusion among the students, a growth of common feelings, an
+increasing sympathy between class and class, whose influence (in such a
+heterogeneous company as ours) might be of incalculable value in all
+branches of politics and social progress. It would do more than this.
+If we could find some method of making the University a real mother to
+her sons—something beyond a building of class-rooms, a Senatus and a
+lottery of somewhat shabby prizes—we should strike a death-blow at the
+constrained and unnatural attitude of our Society. At present we are not
+a united body, but a loose gathering of individuals, whose inherent
+attraction is allowed to condense them into little knots and coteries.
+Our last snowball riot read us a plain lesson on our condition. There
+was no party spirit—no unity of interests. A few, who were mischievously
+inclined, marched off to the College of Surgeons in a pretentious file;
+but even before they reached their destination the feeble inspiration had
+died out in many, and their numbers were sadly thinned. Some followed
+strange gods in the direction of Drummond Street, and others slunk back
+to meek good-boyism at the feet of the Professors. The same is visible
+in better things. As you send a man to an English University that he may
+have his prejudices rubbed off, you might send him to Edinburgh that he
+may have them ingrained—rendered indelible—fostered by sympathy into
+living principles of his spirit. And the reason of it is quite plain.
+From this absence of University feeling it comes that a man’s friendships
+are always the direct and immediate results of these very prejudices. A
+common weakness is the best master of ceremonies in our quadrangle: a
+mutual vice is the readiest introduction. The studious associate with
+the studious alone—the dandies with the dandies. There is nothing to
+force them to rub shoulders with the others; and so they grow day by day
+more wedded to their own original opinions and affections. They see
+through the same spectacles continually. All broad sentiments, all real
+catholic humanity expires; and the mind gets gradually stiffened into one
+position—becomes so habituated to a contracted atmosphere, that it
+shudders and withers under the least draught of the free air that
+circulates in the general field of mankind.
+
+Specialism in Society then is, we think, one cause of our present state.
+Specialism in study is another. We doubt whether this has ever been a
+good thing since the world began; but we are sure it is much worse now
+than it was. Formerly, when a man became a specialist, it was out of
+affection for his subject. With a somewhat grand devotion he left all
+the world of Science to follow his true love; and he contrived to find
+that strange pedantic interest which inspired the man who
+
+ ‘Settled _Hoti’s_ business—let it be—
+ Properly based _Oun—_
+ Gave us the doctrine of the enclitic _De_,
+ Dead from the waist down.’
+
+Nowadays it is quite different. Our pedantry wants even the saving
+clause of Enthusiasm. The election is now matter of necessity and not of
+choice. Knowledge is now too broad a field for your Jack-of-all-Trades;
+and, from beautifully utilitarian reasons, he makes his choice, draws his
+pen through a dozen branches of study, and behold—John the Specialist.
+That this is the way to be wealthy we shall not deny; but we hold that it
+is _not_ the way to be healthy or wise. The whole mind becomes narrowed
+and circumscribed to one ‘punctual spot’ of knowledge. A rank unhealthy
+soil breeds a harvest of prejudices. Feeling himself above others in his
+one little branch—in the classification of toadstools, or Carthaginian
+history—he waxes great in his own eyes and looks down on others. Having
+all his sympathies educated in one way, they die out in every other; and
+he is apt to remain a peevish, narrow, and intolerant bigot. Dilettante
+is now a term of reproach; but there is a certain form of dilettantism to
+which no one can object. It is this that we want among our students. We
+wish them to abandon no subject until they have seen and felt its
+merit—to act under a general interest in all branches of knowledge, not a
+commercial eagerness to excel in one.
+
+In both these directions our sympathies are constipated. We are apostles
+of our own caste and our own subject of study, instead of being, as we
+should, true men and _loving_ students. Of course both of these could be
+corrected by the students themselves; but this is nothing to the purpose:
+it is more important to ask whether the Senatus or the body of alumni
+could do nothing towards the growth of better feeling and wider
+sentiments. Perhaps in another paper we may say something upon this
+head.
+
+One other word, however, before we have done. What shall we be when we
+grow really old? Of yore, a man was thought to lay on restrictions and
+acquire new deadweight of mournful experience with every year, till he
+looked back on his youth as the very summer of impulse and freedom. We
+please ourselves with thinking that it cannot be so with us. We would
+fain hope that, as we have begun in one way, we may end in another; and
+that when we are in fact the octogenarians that we _seem_ at present,
+there shall be no merrier men on earth. It is pleasant to picture us,
+sunning ourselves in Princes Street of a morning, or chirping over our
+evening cups, with all the merriment that we wanted in youth.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III—DEBATING SOCIETIES
+
+
+A debating society is at first somewhat of a disappointment. You do not
+often find the youthful Demosthenes chewing his pebbles in the same room
+with you; or, even if you do, you will probably think the performance
+little to be admired. As a general rule, the members speak shamefully
+ill. The subjects of debate are heavy; and so are the fines. The Ballot
+Question—oldest of dialectic nightmares—is often found astride of a
+somnolent sederunt. The Greeks and Romans, too, are reserved as sort of
+_general-utility_ men, to do all the dirty work of illustration; and they
+fill as many functions as the famous waterfall scene at the ‘Princess’s,’
+which I found doing duty on one evening as a gorge in Peru, a haunt of
+German robbers, and a peaceful vale in the Scottish borders. There is a
+sad absence of striking argument or real lively discussion. Indeed, you
+feel a growing contempt for your fellow-members; and it is not until you
+rise yourself to hawk and hesitate and sit shamefully down again, amid
+eleemosynary applause, that you begin to find your level and value others
+rightly. Even then, even when failure has damped your critical ardour,
+you will see many things to be laughed at in the deportment of your
+rivals.
+
+Most laughable, perhaps, are your indefatigable strivers after eloquence.
+They are of those who ‘pursue with eagerness the phantoms of hope,’ and
+who, since they expect that ‘the deficiencies of last sentence will be
+supplied by the next,’ have been recommended by Dr. Samuel Johnson to
+‘attend to the History of Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia.’ They are
+characterised by a hectic hopefulness. Nothing damps them. They rise
+from the ruins of one abortive sentence, to launch forth into another
+with unabated vigour. They have all the manner of an orator. From the
+tone of their voice, you would expect a splendid period—and lo! a string
+of broken-backed, disjointed clauses, eked out with stammerings and
+throat-clearings. They possess the art (learned from the pulpit) of
+rounding an uneuphonious sentence by dwelling on a single syllable—of
+striking a balance in a top-heavy period by lengthening out a word into a
+melancholy quaver. Withal, they never cease to hope. Even at last, even
+when they have exhausted all their ideas, even after the would-be
+peroration has finally refused to perorate, they remain upon their feet
+with their mouths open, waiting for some further inspiration, like
+Chaucer’s widow’s son in the dung-hole, after
+
+ ‘His throat was kit unto the nekké bone,’
+
+in vain expectation of that seed that was to be laid upon his tongue, and
+give him renewed and clearer utterance.
+
+These men may have something to say, if they could only say it—indeed
+they generally have; but the next class are people who, having nothing to
+say, are cursed with a facility and an unhappy command of words, that
+makes them the prime nuisances of the society they affect. They try to
+cover their absence of matter by an unwholesome vitality of delivery.
+They look triumphantly round the room, as if courting applause, after a
+torrent of diluted truism. They talk in a circle, harping on the same
+dull round of argument, and returning again and again to the same remark
+with the same sprightliness, the same irritating appearance of novelty.
+
+After this set, any one is tolerable; so we shall merely hint at a few
+other varieties. There is your man who is pre-eminently conscientious,
+whose face beams with sincerity as he opens on the negative, and who
+votes on the affirmative at the end, looking round the room with an air
+of chastened pride. There is also the irrelevant speaker, who rises,
+emits a joke or two, and then sits down again, without ever attempting to
+tackle the subject of debate. Again, we have men who ride pick-a-back on
+their family reputation, or, if their family have none, identify
+themselves with some well-known statesman, use his opinions, and lend him
+their patronage on all occasions. This is a dangerous plan, and serves
+oftener, I am afraid, to point a difference than to adorn a speech.
+
+But alas! a striking failure may be reached without tempting Providence
+by any of these ambitious tricks. Our own stature will be found high
+enough for shame. The success of three simple sentences lures us into a
+fatal parenthesis in the fourth, from whose shut brackets we may never
+disentangle the thread of our discourse. A momentary flush tempts us
+into a quotation; and we may be left helpless in the middle of one of
+Pope’s couplets, a white film gathering before our eyes, and our kind
+friends charitably trying to cover our disgrace by a feeble round of
+applause. _Amis lecteurs_, this is a painful topic. It is possible that
+we too, we, the ‘potent, grave, and reverend’ editor, may have suffered
+these things, and drunk as deep as any of the cup of shameful failure.
+Let us dwell no longer on so delicate a subject.
+
+In spite, however, of these disagreeables, I should recommend any student
+to suffer them with Spartan courage, as the benefits he receives should
+repay him an hundredfold for them all. The life of the debating society
+is a handy antidote to the life of the classroom and quadrangle. Nothing
+could be conceived more excellent as a weapon against many of those
+_peccant humours_ that we have been railing against in the jeremiad of
+our last ‘College Paper’—particularly in the field of intellect. It is a
+sad sight to see our heather-scented students, our boys of seventeen,
+coming up to College with determined views—_roués_ in speculation—having
+gauged the vanity of philosophy or learned to shun it as the middle-man
+of heresy—a company of determined, deliberate opinionists, not to be
+moved by all the sleights of logic. What have such men to do with study?
+If their minds are made up irrevocably, why burn the ‘studious lamp’ in
+search of further confirmation? Every set opinion I hear a student
+deliver I feel a certain lowering of my regard. He who studies, he who
+is yet employed in groping for his premises, should keep his mind fluent
+and sensitive, keen to mark flaws, and willing to surrender untenable
+positions. He should keep himself teachable, or cease the expensive
+farce of being taught. It is to further this docile spirit that we
+desire to press the claims of debating societies. It is as a means of
+melting down this museum of premature petrifactions into living and
+impressionable soul that we insist on their utility. If we could once
+prevail on our students to feel no shame in avowing an uncertain attitude
+towards any subject, if we could teach them that it was unnecessary for
+every lad to have his _opinionette_ on every topic, we should have gone a
+far way towards bracing the intellectual tone of the coming race of
+thinkers; and this it is which debating societies are so well fitted to
+perform.
+
+We there meet people of every shade of opinion, and make friends with
+them. We are taught to rail against a man the whole session through, and
+then hob-a-nob with him at the concluding entertainment. We find men of
+talent far exceeding our own, whose conclusions are widely different from
+ours; and we are thus taught to distrust ourselves. But the best means
+of all towards catholicity is that wholesome rule which some folk are
+most inclined to condemn—I mean the law of _obliged speeches_. Your
+senior member commands; and you must take the affirmative or the
+negative, just as suits his best convenience. This tends to the most
+perfect liberality. It is no good hearing the arguments of an opponent,
+for in good verity you rarely follow them; and even if you do take the
+trouble to listen, it is merely in a captious search for weaknesses.
+This is proved, I fear, in every debate; when you hear each speaker
+arguing out his own prepared _spécialité_ (he never intended speaking, of
+course, until some remarks of, etc.), arguing out, I say, his own
+_coached-up_ subject without the least attention to what has gone before,
+as utterly at sea about the drift of his adversary’s speech as Panurge
+when he argued with Thaumaste, and merely linking his own prelection to
+the last by a few flippant criticisms. Now, as the rule stands, you are
+saddled with the side you disapprove, and so you are forced, by regard
+for your own fame, to argue out, to feel with, to elaborate completely,
+the case as it stands against yourself; and what a fund of wisdom do you
+not turn up in this idle digging of the vineyard! How many new
+difficulties take form before your eyes? how many superannuated arguments
+cripple finally into limbo, under the glance of your enforced
+eclecticism!
+
+Nor is this the only merit of Debating Societies. They tend also to
+foster taste, and to promote friendship between University men. This
+last, as we have had occasion before to say, is the great requirement of
+our student life; and it will therefore be no waste of time if we devote
+a paragraph to this subject in its connection with Debating Societies.
+At present they partake too much of the nature of a _clique_. Friends
+propose friends, and mutual friends second them, until the society
+degenerates into a sort of family party. You may confirm old
+acquaintances, but you can rarely make new ones. You find yourself in
+the atmosphere of your own daily intercourse. Now, this is an
+unfortunate circumstance, which it seems to me might readily be
+rectified. Our Principal has shown himself so friendly towards all
+College improvements that I cherish the hope of seeing shortly realised a
+certain suggestion, which is not a new one with me, and which must often
+have been proposed and canvassed heretofore—I mean, a real _University
+Debating Society_, patronised by the Senatus, presided over by the
+Professors, to which every one might gain ready admittance on sight of
+his matriculation ticket, where it would be a favour and not a necessity
+to speak, and where the obscure student might have another object for
+attendance besides the mere desire to save his fines: to wit, the chance
+of drawing on himself the favourable consideration of his teachers. This
+would be merely following in the good tendency, which has been so
+noticeable during all this session, to increase and multiply student
+societies and clubs of every sort. Nor would it be a matter of much
+difficulty. The united societies would form a nucleus: one of the
+class-rooms at first, and perhaps afterwards the great hall above the
+library, might be the place of meeting. There would be no want of
+attendance or enthusiasm, I am sure; for it is a very different thing to
+speak under the bushel of a private club on the one hand, and, on the
+other, in a public place, where a happy period or a subtle argument may
+do the speaker permanent service in after life. Such a club might end,
+perhaps, by rivalling the ‘Union’ at Cambridge or the ‘Union’ at Oxford.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV—THE PHILOSOPHY OF UMBRELLAS {151}
+
+
+It is wonderful to think what a turn has been given to our whole Society
+by the fact that we live under the sign of Aquarius—that our climate is
+essentially wet. A mere arbitrary distinction, like the walking-swords
+of yore, might have remained the symbol of foresight and respectability,
+had not the raw mists and dropping showers of our island pointed the
+inclination of Society to another exponent of those virtues. A ribbon of
+the Legion of Honour or a string of medals may prove a person’s courage;
+a title may prove his birth; a professorial chair his study and
+acquirement; but it is the habitual carriage of the umbrella that is the
+stamp of Respectability. The umbrella has become the acknowledged index
+of social position.
+
+Robinson Crusoe presents us with a touching instance of the hankering
+after them inherent in the civilised and educated mind. To the
+superficial, the hot suns of Juan Fernandez may sufficiently account for
+his quaint choice of a luxury; but surely one who had borne the hard
+labour of a seaman under the tropics for all these years could have
+supported an excursion after goats or a peaceful _constitutional_ arm in
+arm with the nude Friday. No, it was not this: the memory of a vanished
+respectability called for some outward manifestation, and the result
+was—an umbrella. A pious castaway might have rigged up a belfry and
+solaced his Sunday mornings with the mimicry of church-bells; but Crusoe
+was rather a moralist than a pietist, and his leaf-umbrella is as fine an
+example of the civilised mind striving to express itself under adverse
+circumstances as we have ever met with.
+
+It is not for nothing, either, that the umbrella has become the very
+foremost badge of modern civilisation—the Urim and Thummim of
+respectability. Its pregnant symbolism has taken its rise in the most
+natural manner. Consider, for a moment, when umbrellas were first
+introduced into this country, what manner of men would use them, and what
+class would adhere to the useless but ornamental cane. The first,
+without doubt, would be the hypochondriacal, out of solicitude for their
+health, or the frugal, out of care for their raiment; the second, it is
+equally plain, would include the fop, the fool, and the Bobadil. Any one
+acquainted with the growth of Society, and knowing out of what small
+seeds of cause are produced great revolutions, and wholly new conditions
+of intercourse, sees from this simple thought how the carriage of an
+umbrella came to indicate frugality, judicious regard for bodily welfare,
+and scorn for mere outward adornment, and, in one word, all those homely
+and solid virtues implied in the term RESPECTABILITY. Not that the
+umbrella’s costliness has nothing to do with its great influence. Its
+possession, besides symbolising (as we have already indicated) the change
+from wild Esau to plain Jacob dwelling in tents, implies a certain
+comfortable provision of fortune. It is not every one that can expose
+twenty-six shillings’ worth of property to so many chances of loss and
+theft. So strongly do we feel on this point, indeed, that we are almost
+inclined to consider all who possess really well-conditioned umbrellas as
+worthy of the Franchise. They have a qualification standing in their
+lobbies; they carry a sufficient stake in the common-weal below their
+arm. One who bears with him an umbrella—such a complicated structure of
+whalebone, of silk, and of cane, that it becomes a very microcosm of
+modern industry—is necessarily a man of peace. A half-crown cane may be
+applied to an offender’s head on a very moderate provocation; but a
+six-and-twenty shilling silk is a possession too precious to be
+adventured in the shock of war.
+
+These are but a few glances at how umbrellas (in the general) came to
+their present high estate. But the true Umbrella-Philosopher meets with
+far stranger applications as he goes about the streets.
+
+Umbrellas, like faces, acquire a certain sympathy with the individual who
+carries them: indeed, they are far more capable of betraying his trust;
+for whereas a face is given to us so far ready made, and all our power
+over it is in frowning, and laughing, and grimacing, during the first
+three or four decades of life, each umbrella is selected from a whole
+shopful, as being most consonant to the purchaser’s disposition. An
+undoubted power of diagnosis rests with the practised
+Umbrella-Philosopher. O you who lisp, and amble, and change the fashion
+of your countenances—you who conceal all these, how little do you think
+that you left a proof of your weakness in our umbrella-stand—that even
+now, as you shake out the folds to meet the thickening snow, we read in
+its ivory handle the outward and visible sign of your snobbery, or from
+the exposed gingham of its cover detect, through coat and waistcoat, the
+hidden hypocrisy of the ‘_dickey_’! But alas! even the umbrella is no
+certain criterion. The falsity and the folly of the human race have
+degraded that graceful symbol to the ends of dishonesty; and while some
+umbrellas, from carelessness in selection, are not strikingly
+characteristic (for it is only in what a man loves that he displays his
+real nature), others, from certain prudential motives, are chosen
+directly opposite to the person’s disposition. A mendacious umbrella is
+a sign of great moral degradation. Hypocrisy naturally shelters itself
+below a silk; while the fast youth goes to visit his religious friends
+armed with the decent and reputable gingham. May it not be said of the
+bearers of these inappropriate umbrellas that they go about the streets
+‘with a lie in their right hand’?
+
+The kings of Siam, as we read, besides having a graduated social scale of
+umbrellas (which was a good thing), prevented the great bulk of their
+subjects from having any at all, which was certainly a bad thing. We
+should be sorry to believe that this Eastern legislator was a fool—the
+idea of an aristocracy of umbrellas is too philosophic to have originated
+in a nobody—and we have accordingly taken exceeding pains to find out the
+reason of this harsh restriction. We think we have succeeded; but, while
+admiring the principle at which he aimed, and while cordially recognising
+in the Siamese potentate the only man before ourselves who had taken a
+real grasp of the umbrella, we must be allowed to point out how
+unphilosophically the great man acted in this particular. His object,
+plainly, was to prevent any unworthy persons from bearing the sacred
+symbol of domestic virtues. We cannot excuse his limiting these virtues
+to the circle of his court. We must only remember that such was the
+feeling of the age in which he lived. Liberalism had not yet raised the
+war-cry of the working classes. But here was his mistake: it was a
+needless regulation. Except in a very few cases of hypocrisy joined to a
+powerful intellect, men, not by nature _umbrellarians_, have tried again
+and again to become so by art, and yet have failed—have expended their
+patrimony in the purchase of umbrella after umbrella, and yet have
+systematically lost them, and have finally, with contrite spirits and
+shrunken purses, given up their vain struggle, and relied on theft and
+borrowing for the remainder of their lives. This is the most remarkable
+fact that we have had occasion to notice; and yet we challenge the candid
+reader to call it in question. Now, as there cannot be any _moral
+selection_ in a mere dead piece of furniture—as the umbrella cannot be
+supposed to have an affinity for individual men equal and reciprocal to
+that which men certainly feel toward individual umbrellas—we took the
+trouble of consulting a scientific friend as to whether there was any
+possible physical explanation of the phenomenon. He was unable to supply
+a plausible theory, or even hypothesis; but we extract from his letter
+the following interesting passage relative to the physical peculiarities
+of umbrellas: ‘Not the least important, and by far the most curious
+property of the umbrella, is the energy which it displays in affecting
+the atmospheric strata. There is no fact in meteorology better
+established—indeed, it is almost the only one on which meteorologists are
+agreed—than that the carriage of an umbrella produces desiccation of the
+air; while if it be left at home, aqueous vapour is largely produced, and
+is soon deposited in the form of rain. No theory,’ my friend continues,
+‘competent to explain this hygrometric law has been given (as far as I am
+aware) by Herschel, Dove, Glaisher, Tait, Buchan, or any other writer;
+nor do I pretend to supply the defect. I venture, however, to throw out
+the conjecture that it will be ultimately found to belong to the same
+class of natural laws as that agreeable to which a slice of toast always
+descends with the buttered surface downwards.’
+
+But it is time to draw to a close. We could expatiate much longer upon
+this topic, but want of space constrains us to leave unfinished these few
+desultory remarks—slender contributions towards a subject which has
+fallen sadly backward, and which, we grieve to say, was better understood
+by the king of Siam in 1686 than by all the philosophers of to-day. If,
+however, we have awakened in any rational mind an interest in the
+symbolism of umbrellas—in any generous heart a more complete sympathy
+with the dumb companion of his daily walk—or in any grasping spirit a
+pure notion of respectability strong enough to make him expend his
+six-and-twenty shillings—we shall have deserved well of the world, to say
+nothing of the many industrious persons employed in the manufacture of
+the article.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V—THE PHILOSOPHY OF NOMENCLATURE
+
+
+ ‘How many Cæsars and Pompeys, by mere inspirations of the names, have
+ been rendered worthy of them? And how many are there, who might have
+ done exceeding well in the world, had not their characters and
+ spirits been totally depressed and Nicodemus’d into
+ nothing?’—_Tristram Shandy_, vol. I. chap xix.
+
+Such were the views of the late Walter Shandy, Esq., Turkey merchant. To
+the best of my belief, Mr. Shandy is the first who fairly pointed out the
+incalculable influence of nomenclature upon the whole life—who seems
+first to have recognised the one child, happy in an heroic appellation,
+soaring upwards on the wings of fortune, and the other, like the dead
+sailor in his shotted hammock, haled down by sheer weight of name into
+the abysses of social failure. Solomon possibly had his eye on some such
+theory when he said that ‘a good name is better than precious ointment’;
+and perhaps we may trace a similar spirit in the compilers of the English
+Catechism, and the affectionate interest with which they linger round the
+catechumen’s name at the very threshold of their work. But, be these as
+they may, I think no one can censure me for appending, in pursuance of
+the expressed wish of his son, the Turkey merchant’s name to his system,
+and pronouncing, without further preface, a short epitome of the
+‘Shandean Philosophy of Nomenclature.’
+
+To begin, then: the influence of our name makes itself felt from the very
+cradle. As a schoolboy I remember the pride with which I hailed Robin
+Hood, Robert Bruce, and Robert le Diable as my name-fellows; and the
+feeling of sore disappointment that fell on my heart when I found a
+freebooter or a general who did not share with me a single one of my
+numerous _prænomina_. Look at the delight with which two children find
+they have the same name. They are friends from that moment forth; they
+have a bond of union stronger than exchange of nuts and sweetmeats. This
+feeling, I own, wears off in later life. Our names lose their freshness
+and interest, become trite and indifferent. But this, dear reader, is
+merely one of the sad effects of those ‘shades of the prison-house’ which
+come gradually betwixt us and nature with advancing years; it affords no
+weapon against the philosophy of names.
+
+In after life, although we fail to trace its working, that name which
+careless godfathers lightly applied to your unconscious infancy will have
+been moulding your character, and influencing with irresistible power the
+whole course of your earthly fortunes. But the last name, overlooked by
+Mr. Shandy, is no whit less important as a condition of success. Family
+names, we must recollect, are but inherited nicknames; and if the
+_sobriquet_ were applicable to the ancestor, it is most likely applicable
+to the descendant also. You would not expect to find Mr. M‘Phun acting
+as a mute, or Mr. M‘Lumpha excelling as a professor of dancing.
+Therefore, in what follows, we shall consider names, independent of
+whether they are first or last. And to begin with, look what a pull
+_Cromwell_ had over _Pym_—the one name full of a resonant imperialism,
+the other, mean, pettifogging, and unheroic to a degree. Who would
+expect eloquence from _Pym_—who would read poems by _Pym_—who would bow
+to the opinion of _Pym_? He might have been a dentist, but he should
+never have aspired to be a statesman. I can only wonder that he
+succeeded as he did. Pym and Habakkuk stand first upon the roll of men
+who have triumphed, by sheer force of genius, over the most unfavourable
+appellations. But even these have suffered; and, had they been more
+fitly named, the one might have been Lord Protector, and the other have
+shared the laurels with Isaiah. In this matter we must not forget that
+all our great poets have borne great names. Chaucer, Spenser,
+Shakespeare, Milton, Pope, Wordsworth, Shelley—what a constellation of
+lordly words! Not a single common-place name among them—not a Brown, not
+a Jones, not a Robinson; they are all names that one would stop and look
+at on a door-plate. Now, imagine if _Pepys_ had tried to clamber somehow
+into the enclosure of poetry, what a blot would that word have made upon
+the list! The thing was impossible. In the first place a certain
+natural consciousness that men would have held him down to the level of
+his name, would have prevented him from rising above the Pepsine
+standard, and so haply withheld him altogether from attempting verse.
+Next, the booksellers would refuse to publish, and the world to read
+them, on the mere evidence of the fatal appellation. And now, before I
+close this section, I must say one word as to _punnable_ names, names
+that stand alone, that have a significance and life apart from him that
+bears them. These are the bitterest of all. One friend of mine goes
+bowed and humbled through life under the weight of this misfortune; for
+it is an awful thing when a man’s name is a joke, when he cannot be
+mentioned without exciting merriment, and when even the intimation of his
+death bids fair to carry laughter into many a home.
+
+So much for people who are badly named. Now for people who are _too_
+well named, who go top-heavy from the font, who are baptized into a false
+position, and find themselves beginning life eclipsed under the fame of
+some of the great ones of the past. A man, for instance, called William
+Shakespeare could never dare to write plays. He is thrown into too
+humbling an apposition with the author of _Hamlet_. Its own name coming
+after is such an anti-climax. ‘The plays of William Shakespeare’? says
+the reader—‘O no! The plays of William Shakespeare Cockerill,’ and he
+throws the book aside. In wise pursuance of such views, Mr. John Milton
+Hengler, who not long since delighted us in this favoured town, has never
+attempted to write an epic, but has chosen a new path, and has excelled
+upon the tight-rope. A marked example of triumph over this is the case
+of Mr. Dante Gabriel Rossetti. On the face of the matter, I should have
+advised him to imitate the pleasing modesty of the last-named gentleman,
+and confine his ambition to the sawdust. But Mr. Rossetti has triumphed.
+He has even dared to translate from his mighty name-father; and the voice
+of fame supports him in his boldness.
+
+Dear readers, one might write a year upon this matter. A lifetime of
+comparison and research could scarce suffice for its elucidation. So
+here, if it please you, we shall let it rest. Slight as these notes have
+been, I would that the great founder of the system had been alive to see
+them. How he had warmed and brightened, how his persuasive eloquence
+would have fallen on the ears of Toby; and what a letter of praise and
+sympathy would not the editor have received before the month was out!
+Alas, the thing was not to be. Walter Shandy died and was duly buried,
+while yet his theory lay forgotten and neglected by his
+fellow-countrymen. But, reader, the day will come, I hope, when a
+paternal government will stamp out, as seeds of national weakness, all
+depressing patronymics, and when godfathers and godmothers will soberly
+and earnestly debate the interest of the nameless one, and not rush
+blindfold to the christening. In these days there shall be written a
+‘Godfather’s Assistant,’ in shape of a dictionary of names, with their
+concomitant virtues and vices; and this book shall be scattered broadcast
+through the land, and shall be on the table of every one eligible for
+godfathership, until such a thing as a vicious or untoward appellation
+shall have ceased from off the face of the earth.
+
+
+
+
+CRITICISMS
+
+
+CHAPTER I—LORD LYTTON’S ‘FABLES IN SONG’
+
+
+It seems as if Lord Lytton, in this new book of his, had found the form
+most natural to his talent. In some ways, indeed, it may be held
+inferior to _Chronicles and Characters_; we look in vain for anything
+like the terrible intensity of the night-scene in _Irene_, or for any
+such passages of massive and memorable writing as appeared, here and
+there, in the earlier work, and made it not altogether unworthy of its
+model, Hugo’s _Legend of the Ages_. But it becomes evident, on the most
+hasty retrospect, that this earlier work was a step on the way towards
+the later. It seems as if the author had been feeling about for his
+definite medium, and was already, in the language of the child’s game,
+growing hot. There are many pieces in _Chronicles and Characters_ that
+might be detached from their original setting, and embodied, as they
+stand, among the _Fables in Song_.
+
+For the term Fable is not very easy to define rigorously. In the most
+typical form some moral precept is set forth by means of a conception
+purely fantastic, and usually somewhat trivial into the bargain; there is
+something playful about it, that will not support a very exacting
+criticism, and the lesson must be apprehended by the fancy at half a
+hint. Such is the great mass of the old stories of wise animals or
+foolish men that have amused our childhood. But we should expect the
+fable, in company with other and more important literary forms, to be
+more and more loosely, or at least largely, comprehended as time went on,
+and so to degenerate in conception from this original type. That
+depended for much of its piquancy on the very fact that it was fantastic:
+the point of the thing lay in a sort of humorous inappropriateness; and
+it is natural enough that pleasantry of this description should become
+less common, as men learn to suspect some serious analogy underneath.
+Thus a comical story of an ape touches us quite differently after the
+proposition of Mr. Darwin’s theory. Moreover, there lay, perhaps, at the
+bottom of this primitive sort of fable, a humanity, a tenderness of rough
+truths; so that at the end of some story, in which vice or folly had met
+with its destined punishment, the fabulist might be able to assure his
+auditors, as we have often to assure tearful children on the like
+occasions, that they may dry their eyes, for none of it was true.
+
+But this benefit of fiction becomes lost with more sophisticated hearers
+and authors: a man is no longer the dupe of his own artifice, and cannot
+deal playfully with truths that are a matter of bitter concern to him in
+his life. And hence, in the progressive centralisation of modern
+thought, we should expect the old form of fable to fall gradually into
+desuetude, and be gradually succeeded by another, which is a fable in all
+points except that it is not altogether fabulous. And this new form,
+such as we should expect, and such as we do indeed find, still presents
+the essential character of brevity; as in any other fable also, there is,
+underlying and animating the brief action, a moral idea; and as in any
+other fable, the object is to bring this home to the reader through the
+intellect rather than through the feelings; so that, without being very
+deeply moved or interested by the characters of the piece, we should
+recognise vividly the hinges on which the little plot revolves. But the
+fabulist now seeks analogies where before he merely sought humorous
+situations. There will be now a logical nexus between the moral
+expressed and the machinery employed to express it. The machinery, in
+fact, as this change is developed, becomes less and less fabulous. We
+find ourselves in presence of quite a serious, if quite a miniature
+division of creative literature; and sometimes we have the lesson
+embodied in a sober, everyday narration, as in the parables of the New
+Testament, and sometimes merely the statement or, at most, the
+collocation of significant facts in life, the reader being left to
+resolve for himself the vague, troublesome, and not yet definitely moral
+sentiment which has been thus created. And step by step with the
+development of this change, yet another is developed: the moral tends to
+become more indeterminate and large. It ceases to be possible to append
+it, in a tag, to the bottom of the piece, as one might write the name
+below a caricature; and the fable begins to take rank with all other
+forms of creative literature, as something too ambitious, in spite of its
+miniature dimensions, to be resumed in any succinct formula without the
+loss of all that is deepest and most suggestive in it.
+
+Now it is in this widest sense that Lord Lytton understands the term;
+there are examples in his two pleasant volumes of all the forms already
+mentioned, and even of another which can only be admitted among fables by
+the utmost possible leniency of construction. ‘Composure,’ ‘Et Cætera,’
+and several more, are merely similes poetically elaborated. So, too, is
+the pathetic story of the grandfather and grandchild: the child, having
+treasured away an icicle and forgotten it for ten minutes, comes back to
+find it already nearly melted, and no longer beautiful: at the same time,
+the grandfather has just remembered and taken out a bundle of
+love-letters, which he too had stored away in years gone by, and then
+long neglected; and, behold! the letters are as faded and sorrowfully
+disappointing as the icicle. This is merely a simile poetically worked
+out; and yet it is in such as these, and some others, to be mentioned
+further on, that the author seems at his best. Wherever he has really
+written after the old model, there is something to be deprecated: in
+spite of all the spirit and freshness, in spite of his happy assumption
+of that cheerful acceptation of things as they are, which, rightly or
+wrongly, we come to attribute to the ideal fabulist, there is ever a
+sense as of something a little out of place. A form of literature so
+very innocent and primitive looks a little over-written in Lord Lytton’s
+conscious and highly-coloured style. It may be bad taste, but sometimes
+we should prefer a few sentences of plain prose narration, and a little
+Bewick by way of tail-piece. So that it is not among those fables that
+conform most nearly to the old model, but one had nearly said among those
+that most widely differ from it, that we find the most satisfactory
+examples of the author’s manner.
+
+In the mere matter of ingenuity, the metaphysical fables are the most
+remarkable; such as that of the windmill who imagined that it was he who
+raised the wind; or that of the grocer’s balance (‘Cogito ergo sum’) who
+considered himself endowed with free-will, reason, and an infallible
+practical judgment; until, one fine day, the police made a descent upon
+the shop, and find the weights false and the scales unequal; and the
+whole thing is broken up for old iron. Capital fables, also, in the same
+ironical spirit, are ‘Prometheus Unbound,’ the tale of the vainglorying
+of a champagne-cork, and ‘Teleology,’ where a nettle justifies the ways
+of God to nettles while all goes well with it, and, upon a change of
+luck, promptly changes its divinity.
+
+In all these there is still plenty of the fabulous if you will, although,
+even here, there may be two opinions possible; but there is another
+group, of an order of merit perhaps still higher, where we look in vain
+for any such playful liberties with Nature. Thus we have ‘Conservation
+of Force’; where a musician, thinking of a certain picture, improvises in
+the twilight; a poet, hearing the music, goes home inspired, and writes a
+poem; and then a painter, under the influence of this poem, paints
+another picture, thus lineally descended from the first. This is
+fiction, but not what we have been used to call fable. We miss the
+incredible element, the point of audacity with which the fabulist was
+wont to mock at his readers. And still more so is this the case with
+others. ‘The Horse and the Fly’ states one of the unanswerable problems
+of life in quite a realistic and straightforward way. A fly startles a
+cab-horse, the coach is overset; a newly-married pair within and the
+driver, a man with a wife and family, are all killed. The horse
+continues to gallop off in the loose traces, and ends the tragedy by
+running over an only child; and there is some little pathetic detail here
+introduced in the telling, that makes the reader’s indignation very
+white-hot against some one. It remains to be seen who that some one is
+to be: the fly? Nay, but on closer inspection, it appears that the fly,
+actuated by maternal instinct, was only seeking a place for her eggs: is
+maternal instinct, then, ‘sole author of these mischiefs all’? ‘Who’s in
+the Right?’ one of the best fables in the book, is somewhat in the same
+vein. After a battle has been won, a group of officers assemble inside a
+battery, and debate together who should have the honour of the success;
+the Prince, the general staff, the cavalry, the engineer who posted the
+battery in which they then stand talking, are successively named: the
+sergeant, who pointed the guns, sneers to himself at the mention of the
+engineer; and, close by, the gunner, who had applied the match, passes
+away with a smile of triumph, since it was through his hand that the
+victorious blow had been dealt. Meanwhile, the cannon claims the honour
+over the gunner; the cannon-ball, who actually goes forth on the dread
+mission, claims it over the cannon, who remains idly behind; the powder
+reminds the cannon-ball that, but for him, it would still be lying on the
+arsenal floor; and the match caps the discussion; powder, cannon-ball,
+and cannon would be all equally vain and ineffectual without fire. Just
+then there comes on a shower of rain, which wets the powder and puts out
+the match, and completes this lesson of dependence, by indicating the
+negative conditions which are as necessary for any effect, in their
+absence, as is the presence of this great fraternity of positive
+conditions, not any one of which can claim priority over any other. But
+the fable does not end here, as perhaps, in all logical strictness, it
+should. It wanders off into a discussion as to which is the truer
+greatness, that of the vanquished fire or that of the victorious rain.
+And the speech of the rain is charming:
+
+ ‘Lo, with my little drops I bless again
+ And beautify the fields which thou didst blast!
+ Rend, wither, waste, and ruin, what thou wilt,
+ But call not Greatness what the Gods call Guilt.
+ Blossoms and grass from blood in battle spilt,
+ And poppied corn, I bring.
+ ‘Mid mouldering Babels, to oblivion built,
+ My violets spring.
+ Little by little my small drops have strength
+ To deck with green delights the grateful earth.’
+
+And so forth, not quite germane (it seems to me) to the matter in hand,
+but welcome for its own sake.
+
+Best of all are the fables that deal more immediately with the emotions.
+There is, for instance, that of ‘The Two Travellers,’ which is profoundly
+moving in conception, although by no means as well written as some
+others. In this, one of the two, fearfully frost-bitten, saves his life
+out of the snow at the cost of all that was comely in his body; just as,
+long before, the other, who has now quietly resigned himself to death,
+had violently freed himself from Love at the cost of all that was finest
+and fairest in his character. Very graceful and sweet is the fable (if
+so it should be called) in which the author sings the praises of that
+‘kindly perspective,’ which lets a wheat-stalk near the eye cover twenty
+leagues of distant country, and makes the humble circle about a man’s
+hearth more to him than all the possibilities of the external world. The
+companion fable to this is also excellent. It tells us of a man who had,
+all his life through, entertained a passion for certain blue hills on the
+far horizon, and had promised himself to travel thither ere he died, and
+become familiar with these distant friends. At last, in some political
+trouble, he is banished to the very place of his dreams. He arrives
+there overnight, and, when he rises and goes forth in the morning, there
+sure enough are the blue hills, only now they have changed places with
+him, and smile across to him, distant as ever, from the old home whence
+he has come. Such a story might have been very cynically treated; but it
+is not so done, the whole tone is kindly and consolatory, and the
+disenchanted man submissively takes the lesson, and understands that
+things far away are to be loved for their own sake, and that the
+unattainable is not truly unattainable, when we can make the beauty of it
+our own. Indeed, throughout all these two volumes, though there is much
+practical scepticism, and much irony on abstract questions, this kindly
+and consolatory spirit is never absent. There is much that is cheerful
+and, after a sedate, fireside fashion, hopeful. No one will be
+discouraged by reading the book; but the ground of all this hopefulness
+and cheerfulness remains to the end somewhat vague. It does not seem to
+arise from any practical belief in the future either of the individual or
+the race, but rather from the profound personal contentment of the
+writer. This is, I suppose, all we must look for in the case. It is as
+much as we can expect, if the fabulist shall prove a shrewd and cheerful
+fellow-wayfarer, one with whom the world does not seem to have gone much
+amiss, but who has yet laughingly learned something of its evil. It will
+depend much, of course, upon our own character and circumstances, whether
+the encounter will be agreeable and bracing to the spirits, or offend us
+as an ill-timed mockery. But where, as here, there is a little tincture
+of bitterness along with the good-nature, where it is plainly not the
+humour of a man cheerfully ignorant, but of one who looks on, tolerant
+and superior and smilingly attentive, upon the good and bad of our
+existence, it will go hardly if we do not catch some reflection of the
+same spirit to help us on our way. There is here no impertinent and
+lying proclamation of peace—none of the cheap optimism of the well-to-do;
+what we find here is a view of life that would be even grievous, were it
+not enlivened with this abiding cheerfulness, and ever and anon redeemed
+by a stroke of pathos.
+
+It is natural enough, I suppose, that we should find wanting in this book
+some of the intenser qualities of the author’s work; and their absence is
+made up for by much happy description after a quieter fashion. The burst
+of jubilation over the departure of the snow, which forms the prelude to
+‘The Thistle,’ is full of spirit and of pleasant images. The speech of
+the forest in ‘Sans Souci’ is inspired by a beautiful sentiment for
+nature of the modern sort, and pleases us more, I think, as poetry should
+please us, than anything in _Chronicles and Characters_. There are some
+admirable felicities of expression here and there; as that of the hill,
+whose summit
+
+ ‘Did print
+ The azure air with pines.’
+
+Moreover, I do not recollect in the author’s former work any symptom of
+that sympathetic treatment of still life, which is noticeable now and
+again in the fables; and perhaps most noticeably, when he sketches the
+burned letters as they hover along the gusty flue, ‘Thin, sable veils,
+wherein a restless spark Yet trembled.’ But the description is at its
+best when the subjects are unpleasant, or even grisly. There are a few
+capital lines in this key on the last spasm of the battle before alluded
+to. Surely nothing could be better, in its own way, than the fish in
+‘The Last Cruise of the Arrogant,’ ‘the shadowy, side-faced, silent
+things,’ that come butting and staring with lidless eyes at the sunken
+steam-engine. And although, in yet another, we are told, pleasantly
+enough, how the water went down into the valleys, where it set itself
+gaily to saw wood, and on into the plains, where it would soberly carry
+grain to town; yet the real strength of the fable is when it dealt with
+the shut pool in which certain unfortunate raindrops are imprisoned among
+slugs and snails, and in the company of an old toad. The sodden
+contentment of the fallen acorn is strangely significant; and it is
+astonishing how unpleasantly we are startled by the appearance of her
+horrible lover, the maggot.
+
+And now for a last word, about the style. This is not easy to criticise.
+It is impossible to deny to it rapidity, spirit, and a full sound; the
+lines are never lame, and the sense is carried forward with an
+uninterrupted, impetuous rush. But it is not equal. After passages of
+really admirable versification, the author falls back upon a sort of
+loose, cavalry manner, not unlike the style of some of Mr. Browning’s
+minor pieces, and almost inseparable from wordiness, and an easy
+acceptation of somewhat cheap finish. There is nothing here of that
+compression which is the note of a really sovereign style. It is unfair,
+perhaps, to set a not remarkable passage from Lord Lytton side by side
+with one of the signal masterpieces of another, and a very perfect poet;
+and yet it is interesting, when we see how the portraiture of a dog,
+detailed through thirty odd lines, is frittered down and finally almost
+lost in the mere laxity of the style, to compare it with the clear,
+simple, vigorous delineation that Burns, in four couplets, has given us
+of the ploughman’s collie. It is interesting, at first, and then it
+becomes a little irritating; for when we think of other passages so much
+more finished and adroit, we cannot help feeling, that with a little more
+ardour after perfection of form, criticism would have found nothing left
+for her to censure. A similar mark of precipitate work is the number of
+adjectives tumultuously heaped together, sometimes to help out the sense,
+and sometimes (as one cannot but suspect) to help out the sound of the
+verses. I do not believe, for instance, that Lord Lytton himself would
+defend the lines in which we are told how Laocoön ‘Revealed to Roman
+crowds, now _Christian_ grown, That _Pagan_ anguish which, in _Parian_
+stone, The _Rhodian_ artist,’ and so on. It is not only that this is bad
+in itself; but that it is unworthy of the company in which it is found;
+that such verses should not have appeared with the name of a good
+versifier like Lord Lytton. We must take exception, also, in conclusion,
+to the excess of alliteration. Alliteration is so liable to be abused
+that we can scarcely be too sparing of it; and yet it is a trick that
+seems to grow upon the author with years. It is a pity to see fine
+verses, such as some in ‘Demos,’ absolutely spoiled by the recurrence of
+one wearisome consonant.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II—SALVINI’S MACBETH
+
+
+Salvini closed his short visit to Edinburgh by a performance of
+_Macbeth_. It was, perhaps, from a sentiment of local colour that he
+chose to play the Scottish usurper for the first time before Scotsmen;
+and the audience were not insensible of the privilege. Few things,
+indeed, can move a stronger interest than to see a great creation taking
+shape for the first time. If it is not purely artistic, the sentiment is
+surely human. And the thought that you are before all the world, and
+have the start of so many others as eager as yourself, at least keeps you
+in a more unbearable suspense before the curtain rises, if it does not
+enhance the delight with which you follow the performance and see the
+actor ‘bend up each corporal agent’ to realise a masterpiece of a few
+hours’ duration. With a player so variable as Salvini, who trusts to the
+feelings of the moment for so much detail, and who, night after night,
+does the same thing differently but always well, it can never be safe to
+pass judgment after a single hearing. And this is more particularly true
+of last week’s _Macbeth_; for the whole third act was marred by a
+grievously humorous misadventure. Several minutes too soon the ghost of
+Banquo joined the party, and after having sat helpless a while at a
+table, was ignominiously withdrawn. Twice was this ghostly
+Jack-in-the-box obtruded on the stage before his time; twice removed
+again; and yet he showed so little hurry when he was really wanted, that,
+after an awkward pause, Macbeth had to begin his apostrophe to empty air.
+The arrival of the belated spectre in the middle, with a jerk that made
+him nod all over, was the last accident in the chapter, and worthily
+topped the whole. It may be imagined how lamely matters went throughout
+these cross purposes.
+
+In spite of this, and some other hitches, Salvini’s Macbeth had an
+emphatic success. The creation is worthy of a place beside the same
+artist’s Othello and Hamlet. It is the simplest and most unsympathetic
+of the three; but the absence of the finer lineaments of Hamlet is
+redeemed by gusto, breadth, and a headlong unity. Salvini sees nothing
+great in Macbeth beyond the royalty of muscle, and that courage which
+comes of strong and copious circulation. The moral smallness of the man
+is insisted on from the first, in the shudder of uncontrollable jealousy
+with which he sees Duncan embracing Banquo. He may have some northern
+poetry of speech, but he has not much logical understanding. In his
+dealings with the supernatural powers he is like a savage with his
+fetich, trusting them beyond bounds while all goes well, and whenever he
+is crossed, casting his belief aside and calling ‘fate into the list.’
+For his wife, he is little more than an agent, a frame of bone and sinew
+for her fiery spirit to command. The nature of his feeling towards her
+is rendered with a most precise and delicate touch. He always yields to
+the woman’s fascination; and yet his caresses (and we know how much
+meaning Salvini can give to a caress) are singularly hard and unloving.
+Sometimes he lays his hand on her as he might take hold of any one who
+happened to be nearest to him at a moment of excitement. Love has fallen
+out of this marriage by the way, and left a curious friendship. Only
+once—at the very moment when she is showing herself so little a woman and
+so much a high-spirited man—only once is he very deeply stirred towards
+her; and that finds expression in the strange and horrible transport of
+admiration, doubly strange and horrible on Salvini’s lips—‘Bring forth
+men-children only!’
+
+The murder scene, as was to be expected, pleased the audience best.
+Macbeth’s voice, in the talk with his wife, was a thing not to be
+forgotten; and when he spoke of his hangman’s hands he seemed to have
+blood in his utterance. Never for a moment, even in the very article of
+the murder, does he possess his own soul. He is a man on wires. From
+first to last it is an exhibition of hideous cowardice. For, after all,
+it is not here, but in broad daylight, with the exhilaration of conflict,
+where he can assure himself at every blow he has the longest sword and
+the heaviest hand, that this man’s physical bravery can keep him up; he
+is an unwieldy ship, and needs plenty of way on before he will steer.
+
+In the banquet scene, while the first murderer gives account of what he
+has done, there comes a flash of truculent joy at the ‘twenty trenchèd
+gashes’ on Banquo’s head. Thus Macbeth makes welcome to his imagination
+those very details of physical horror which are so soon to turn sour in
+him. As he runs out to embrace these cruel circumstances, as he seeks to
+realise to his mind’s eye the reassuring spectacle of his dead enemy, he
+is dressing out the phantom to terrify himself; and his imagination,
+playing the part of justice, is to ‘commend to his own lips the
+ingredients of his poisoned chalice.’ With the recollection of Hamlet
+and his father’s spirit still fresh upon him, and the holy awe with which
+that good man encountered things not dreamt of in his philosophy, it was
+not possible to avoid looking for resemblances between the two
+apparitions and the two men haunted. But there are none to be found.
+Macbeth has a purely physical dislike for Banquo’s spirit and the ‘twenty
+trenchèd gashes.’ He is afraid of he knows not what. He is abject, and
+again blustering. In the end he so far forgets himself, his terror, and
+the nature of what is before him, that he rushes upon it as he would upon
+a man. When his wife tells him he needs repose, there is something
+really childish in the way he looks about the room, and, seeing nothing,
+with an expression of almost sensual relief, plucks up heart enough to go
+to bed. And what is the upshot of the visitation? It is written in
+Shakespeare, but should be read with the commentary of Salvini’s voice
+and expression:—‘O! _siam nell’ opra ancor fanciulli_’—‘We are yet but
+young in deed.’ Circle below circle. He is looking with horrible
+satisfaction into the mouth of hell. There may still be a prick to-day;
+but to-morrow conscience will be dead, and he may move untroubled in this
+element of blood.
+
+In the fifth act we see this lowest circle reached; and it is Salvini’s
+finest moment throughout the play. From the first he was admirably made
+up, and looked Macbeth to the full as perfectly as ever he looked
+Othello. From the first moment he steps upon the stage you can see this
+character is a creation to the fullest meaning of the phrase; for the man
+before you is a type you know well already. He arrives with Banquo on
+the heath, fair and red-bearded, sparing of gesture, full of pride and
+the sense of animal wellbeing, and satisfied after the battle like a
+beast who has eaten his fill. But in the fifth act there is a change.
+This is still the big, burly, fleshly, handsome-looking Thane; here is
+still the same face which in the earlier acts could be superficially
+good-humoured and sometimes royally courteous. But now the atmosphere of
+blood, which pervades the whole tragedy, has entered into the man and
+subdued him to its own nature; and an indescribable degradation, a
+slackness and puffiness, has overtaken his features. He has breathed the
+air of carnage, and supped full of horrors. Lady Macbeth complains of
+the smell of blood on her hand: Macbeth makes no complaint—he has ceased
+to notice it now; but the same smell is in his nostrils. A contained
+fury and disgust possesses him. He taunts the messenger and the doctor
+as people would taunt their mortal enemies. And, indeed, as he knows
+right well, every one is his enemy now, except his wife. About her he
+questions the doctor with something like a last human anxiety; and, in
+tones of grisly mystery, asks him if he can ‘minister to a mind
+diseased.’ When the news of her death is brought him, he is staggered
+and falls into a seat; but somehow it is not anything we can call grief
+that he displays. There had been two of them against God and man; and
+now, when there is only one, it makes perhaps less difference than he had
+expected. And so her death is not only an affliction, but one more
+disillusion; and he redoubles in bitterness. The speech that follows,
+given with tragic cynicism in every word, is a dirge, not so much for her
+as for himself. From that time forth there is nothing human left in him,
+only ‘the fiend of Scotland,’ Macduff’s ‘hell-hound,’ whom, with a stern
+glee, we see baited like a bear and hunted down like a wolf. He is
+inspired and set above fate by a demoniacal energy, a lust of wounds and
+slaughter. Even after he meets Macduff his courage does not fail; but
+when he hears the Thane was not born of woman, all virtue goes out of
+him; and though he speaks sounding words of defiance, the last combat is
+little better than a suicide.
+
+The whole performance is, as I said, so full of gusto and a headlong
+unity; the personality of Macbeth is so sharp and powerful; and within
+these somewhat narrow limits there is so much play and saliency that, so
+far as concerns Salvini himself, a third great success seems indubitable.
+Unfortunately, however, a great actor cannot fill more than a very small
+fraction of the boards; and though Banquo’s ghost will probably be more
+seasonable in his future apparitions, there are some more inherent
+difficulties in the piece. The company at large did not distinguish
+themselves. Macduff, to the huge delight of the gallery, out-Macduff’d
+the average ranter. The lady who filled the principal female part has
+done better on other occasions, but I fear she has not metal for what she
+tried last week. Not to succeed in the sleep-walking scene is to make a
+memorable failure. As it was given, it succeeded in being wrong in art
+without being true to nature.
+
+And there is yet another difficulty, happily easy to reform, which
+somewhat interfered with the success of the performance. At the end of
+the incantation scene the Italian translator has made Macbeth fall
+insensible upon the stage. This is a change of questionable propriety
+from a psychological point of view; while in point of view of effect it
+leaves the stage for some moments empty of all business. To remedy this,
+a bevy of green ballet-girls came forth and pointed their toes about the
+prostrate king. A dance of High Church curates, or a hornpipe by Mr. T.
+P. Cooke, would not be more out of the key; though the gravity of a Scots
+audience was not to be overcome, and they merely expressed their
+disapprobation by a round of moderate hisses, a similar irruption of
+Christmas fairies would most likely convulse a London theatre from pit to
+gallery with inextinguishable laughter. It is, I am told, the Italian
+tradition; but it is one more honoured in the breach than the observance.
+With the total disappearance of these damsels, with a stronger Lady
+Macbeth, and, if possible, with some compression of those scenes in which
+Salvini does not appear, and the spectator is left at the mercy of
+Macduffs and Duncans, the play would go twice as well, and we should be
+better able to follow and enjoy an admirable work of dramatic art.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III—BAGSTER’S ‘PILGRIM’S PROGRESS’
+
+
+I have here before me an edition of the _Pilgrim’s Progress_, bound in
+green, without a date, and described as ‘illustrated by nearly three
+hundred engravings, and memoir of Bunyan.’ On the outside it is lettered
+‘Bagster’s Illustrated Edition,’ and after the author’s apology, facing
+the first page of the tale, a folding pictorial ‘Plan of the Road’ is
+marked as ‘drawn by the late Mr. T. Conder,’ and engraved by J. Basire.
+No further information is anywhere vouchsafed; perhaps the publishers had
+judged the work too unimportant; and we are still left ignorant whether
+or not we owe the woodcuts in the body of the volume to the same hand
+that drew the plan. It seems, however, more than probable. The literal
+particularity of mind which, in the map, laid down the flower-plots in
+the devil’s garden, and carefully introduced the court-house in the town
+of Vanity, is closely paralleled in many of the cuts; and in both, the
+architecture of the buildings and the disposition of the gardens have a
+kindred and entirely English air. Whoever he was, the author of these
+wonderful little pictures may lay claim to be the best illustrator of
+Bunyan. {183} They are not only good illustrations, like so many others;
+but they are like so few, good illustrations of Bunyan. Their spirit, in
+defect and quality, is still the same as his own. The designer also has
+lain down and dreamed a dream, as literal, as quaint, and almost as
+apposite as Bunyan’s; and text and pictures make but the two sides of the
+same homespun yet impassioned story. To do justice to the designs, it
+will be necessary to say, for the hundredth time, a word or two about the
+masterpiece which they adorn.
+
+All allegories have a tendency to escape from the purpose of their
+creators; and as the characters and incidents become more and more
+interesting in themselves, the moral, which these were to show forth,
+falls more and more into neglect. An architect may command a wreath of
+vine-leaves round the cornice of a monument; but if, as each leaf came
+from the chisel, it took proper life and fluttered freely on the wall,
+and if the vine grew, and the building were hidden over with foliage and
+fruit, the architect would stand in much the same situation as the writer
+of allegories. The _Faëry Queen_ was an allegory, I am willing to
+believe; but it survives as an imaginative tale in incomparable verse.
+The case of Bunyan is widely different; and yet in this also Allegory,
+poor nymph, although never quite forgotten, is sometimes rudely thrust
+against the wall. Bunyan was fervently in earnest; with ‘his fingers in
+his ears, he ran on,’ straight for his mark. He tells us himself, in the
+conclusion to the first part, that he did not fear to raise a laugh;
+indeed, he feared nothing, and said anything; and he was greatly served
+in this by a certain rustic privilege of his style, which, like the talk
+of strong uneducated men, when it does not impress by its force, still
+charms by its simplicity. The mere story and the allegorical design
+enjoyed perhaps his equal favour. He believed in both with an energy of
+faith that was capable of moving mountains. And we have to remark in
+him, not the parts where inspiration fails and is supplied by cold and
+merely decorative invention, but the parts where faith has grown to be
+credulity, and his characters become so real to him that he forgets the
+end of their creation. We can follow him step by step into the trap
+which he lays for himself by his own entire good faith and triumphant
+literality of vision, till the trap closes and shuts him in an
+inconsistency. The allegories of the Interpreter and of the Shepherds of
+the Delectable Mountains are all actually performed, like stage-plays,
+before the pilgrims. The son of Mr. Great-grace visibly ‘tumbles hills
+about with his words.’ Adam the First has his condemnation written
+visibly on his forehead, so that Faithful reads it. At the very instant
+the net closes round the pilgrims, ‘the white robe falls from the black
+man’s body.’ Despair ‘getteth him a grievous crab-tree cudgel’; it was
+in ‘sunshiny weather’ that he had his fits; and the birds in the grove
+about the House Beautiful, ‘our country birds,’ only sing their little
+pious verses ‘at the spring, when the flowers appear and the sun shines
+warm.’ ‘I often,’ says Piety, ‘go out to hear them; we also ofttimes
+keep them tame on our house.’ The post between Beulah and the Celestial
+City sounds his horn, as you may yet hear in country places. Madam
+Bubble, that ‘tall, comely dame, something of a swarthy complexion, in
+very pleasant attire, but old,’ ‘gives you a smile at the end of each
+sentence’—a real woman she; we all know her. Christiana dying ‘gave Mr.
+Stand-fast a ring,’ for no possible reason in the allegory, merely
+because the touch was human and affecting. Look at Great-heart, with his
+soldierly ways, garrison ways, as I had almost called them; with his
+taste in weapons; his delight in any that ‘he found to be a man of his
+hands’; his chivalrous point of honour, letting Giant Maul get up again
+when he was down, a thing fairly flying in the teeth of the moral; above
+all, with his language in the inimitable tale of Mr. Fearing: ‘I thought
+I should have lost my man’—‘chicken-hearted’—‘at last he came in, and I
+will say that for my lord, he carried it wonderful lovingly to him.’
+This is no Independent minister; this is a stout, honest, big-busted
+ancient, adjusting his shoulder-belts, twirling his long moustaches as he
+speaks. Last and most remarkable, ‘My sword,’ says the dying
+Valiant-for-Truth, he in whom Great-heart delighted, ‘my sword I give to
+him that shall succeed me in my pilgrimage, _and my courage and skill to
+him that can get it_.’ And after this boast, more arrogantly unorthodox
+than was ever dreamed of by the rejected Ignorance, we are told that ‘all
+the trumpets sounded for him on the other side.’
+
+In every page the book is stamped with the same energy of vision and the
+same energy of belief. The quality is equally and indifferently
+displayed in the spirit of the fighting, the tenderness of the pathos,
+the startling vigour and strangeness of the incidents, the natural strain
+of the conversations, and the humanity and charm of the characters.
+Trivial talk over a meal, the dying words of heroes, the delights of
+Beulah or the Celestial City, Apollyon and my Lord Hate-good,
+Great-heart, and Mr. Worldly-Wiseman, all have been imagined with the
+same clearness, all written of with equal gusto and precision, all
+created in the same mixed element, of simplicity that is almost comical,
+and art that, for its purpose, is faultless.
+
+It was in much the same spirit that our artist sat down to his drawings.
+He is by nature a Bunyan of the pencil. He, too, will draw anything,
+from a butcher at work on a dead sheep, up to the courts of Heaven. ‘A
+Lamb for Supper’ is the name of one of his designs, ‘Their Glorious
+Entry’ of another. He has the same disregard for the ridiculous, and
+enjoys somewhat of the same privilege of style, so that we are pleased
+even when we laugh the most. He is literal to the verge of folly. If
+dust is to be raised from the unswept parlour, you may be sure it will
+‘fly abundantly’ in the picture. If Faithful is to lie ‘as dead’ before
+Moses, dead he shall lie with a warrant—dead and stiff like granite; nay
+(and here the artist must enhance upon the symbolism of the author), it
+is with the identical stone tables of the law that Moses fells the
+sinner. Good and bad people, whom we at once distinguish in the text by
+their names, Hopeful, Honest, and Valiant-for-Truth, on the one hand, as
+against By-ends, Sir Having Greedy, and the Lord Old-man on the other,
+are in these drawings as simply distinguished by their costume. Good
+people, when not armed _cap-à-pie_, wear a speckled tunic girt about the
+waist, and low hats, apparently of straw. Bad people swagger in
+tail-coats and chimney-pots, a few with knee-breeches, but the large
+majority in trousers, and for all the world like guests at a
+garden-party. Worldly-Wiseman alone, by some inexplicable quirk, stands
+before Christian in laced hat, embroidered waistcoat, and trunk-hose.
+But above all examples of this artist’s intrepidity, commend me to the
+print entitled ‘Christian Finds it Deep.’ ‘A great darkness and horror,’
+says the text, have fallen on the pilgrim; it is the comfortless deathbed
+with which Bunyan so strikingly concludes the sorrows and conflicts of
+his hero. How to represent this worthily the artist knew not; and yet he
+was determined to represent it somehow. This was how he did: Hopeful is
+still shown to his neck above the water of death; but Christian has
+bodily disappeared, and a blot of solid blackness indicates his place.
+
+As you continue to look at these pictures, about an inch square for the
+most part, sometimes printed three or more to the page, and each having a
+printed legend of its own, however trivial the event recorded, you will
+soon become aware of two things: first, that the man can draw, and,
+second, that he possesses the gift of an imagination. ‘Obstinate
+reviles,’ says the legend; and you should see Obstinate reviling. ‘He
+warily retraces his steps’; and there is Christian, posting through the
+plain, terror and speed in every muscle. ‘Mercy yearns to go’ shows you
+a plain interior with packing going forward, and, right in the middle,
+Mercy yearning to go—every line of the girl’s figure yearning. In ‘The
+Chamber called Peace’ we see a simple English room, bed with white
+curtains, window valance and door, as may be found in many thousand
+unpretentious houses; but far off, through the open window, we behold the
+sun uprising out of a great plain, and Christian hails it with his hand:
+
+ ‘Where am I now! is this the love and care
+ Of Jesus, for the men that pilgrims are!
+ Thus to provide! That I should be forgiven!
+ And dwell already the next door to heaven!’
+
+A page or two further, from the top of the House Beautiful, the damsels
+point his gaze toward the Delectable Mountains: ‘The Prospect,’ so the
+cut is ticketed—and I shall be surprised, if on less than a square inch
+of paper you can show me one so wide and fair. Down a cross road on an
+English plain, a cathedral city outlined on the horizon, a hazel shaw
+upon the left, comes Madam Wanton dancing with her fair enchanted cup,
+and Faithful, book in hand, half pauses. The cut is perfect as a symbol;
+the giddy movement of the sorceress, the uncertain poise of the man
+struck to the heart by a temptation, the contrast of that even plain of
+life whereon he journeys with the bold, ideal bearing of the wanton—the
+artist who invented and portrayed this had not merely read Bunyan, he had
+also thoughtfully lived. The Delectable Mountains—I continue skimming
+the first part—are not on the whole happily rendered. Once, and once
+only, the note is struck, when Christian and Hopeful are seen coming,
+shoulder-high, through a thicket of green shrubs—box, perhaps, or
+perfumed nutmeg; while behind them, domed or pointed, the hills stand
+ranged against the sky. A little further, and we come to that
+masterpiece of Bunyan’s insight into life, the Enchanted Ground; where,
+in a few traits, he has set down the latter end of such a number of the
+would-be good; where his allegory goes so deep that, to people looking
+seriously on life, it cuts like satire. The true significance of this
+invention lies, of course, far out of the way of drawing; only one
+feature, the great tedium of the land, the growing weariness in
+well-doing, may be somewhat represented in a symbol. The pilgrims are
+near the end: ‘Two Miles Yet,’ says the legend. The road goes ploughing
+up and down over a rolling heath; the wayfarers, with outstretched arms,
+are already sunk to the knees over the brow of the nearest hill; they
+have just passed a milestone with the cipher two; from overhead a great,
+piled, summer cumulus, as of a slumberous summer afternoon, beshadows
+them: two miles! it might be hundreds. In dealing with the Land of
+Beulah the artist lags, in both parts, miserably behind the text, but in
+the distant prospect of the Celestial City more than regains his own.
+You will remember when Christian and Hopeful ‘with desire fell sick.’
+‘Effect of the Sunbeams’ is the artist’s title. Against the sky, upon a
+cliffy mountain, the radiant temple beams upon them over deep, subjacent
+woods; they, behind a mound, as if seeking shelter from the splendour—one
+prostrate on his face, one kneeling, and with hands ecstatically
+lifted—yearn with passion after that immortal city. Turn the page, and
+we behold them walking by the very shores of death; Heaven, from this
+nigher view, has risen half-way to the zenith, and sheds a wider glory;
+and the two pilgrims, dark against that brightness, walk and sing out of
+the fulness of their hearts. No cut more thoroughly illustrates at once
+the merit and the weakness of the artist. Each pilgrim sings with a book
+in his grasp—a family Bible at the least for bigness; tomes so recklessly
+enormous that our second, impulse is to laughter. And yet that is not
+the first thought, nor perhaps the last. Something in the attitude of
+the manikins—faces they have none, they are too small for that—something
+in the way they swing these monstrous volumes to their singing, something
+perhaps borrowed from the text, some subtle differentiation from the cut
+that went before and the cut that follows after—something, at least,
+speaks clearly of a fearful joy, of Heaven seen from the deathbed, of the
+horror of the last passage no less than of the glorious coming home.
+There is that in the action of one of them which always reminds me, with
+a difference, of that haunting last glimpse of Thomas Idle, travelling to
+Tyburn in the cart. Next come the Shining Ones, wooden and trivial
+enough; the pilgrims pass into the river; the blot already mentioned
+settles over and obliterates Christian. In two more cuts we behold them
+drawing nearer to the other shore; and then, between two radiant angels,
+one of whom points upward, we see them mounting in new weeds, their
+former lendings left behind them on the inky river. More angels meet
+them; Heaven is displayed, and if no better, certainly no worse, than it
+has been shown by others—a place, at least, infinitely populous and
+glorious with light—a place that haunts solemnly the hearts of children.
+And then this symbolic draughtsman once more strikes into his proper
+vein. Three cuts conclude the first part. In the first the gates close,
+black against the glory struggling from within. The second shows us
+Ignorance—alas! poor Arminian!—hailing, in a sad twilight, the ferryman
+Vain-Hope; and in the third we behold him, bound hand and foot, and black
+already with the hue of his eternal fate, carried high over the
+mountain-tops of the world by two angels of the anger of the Lord.
+‘Carried to Another Place,’ the artist enigmatically names his plate—a
+terrible design.
+
+Wherever he touches on the black side of the supernatural his pencil
+grows more daring and incisive. He has many true inventions in the
+perilous and diabolic; he has many startling nightmares realised. It is
+not easy to select the best; some may like one and some another; the
+nude, depilated devil bounding and casting darts against the Wicket Gate;
+the scroll of flying horrors that hang over Christian by the Mouth of
+Hell; the horned shade that comes behind him whispering blasphemies; the
+daylight breaking through that rent cave-mouth of the mountains and
+falling chill adown the haunted tunnel; Christian’s further progress
+along the causeway, between the two black pools, where, at every yard or
+two, a gin, a pitfall, or a snare awaits the passer-by—loathsome white
+devilkins harbouring close under the bank to work the springes, Christian
+himself pausing and pricking with his sword’s point at the nearest noose,
+and pale discomfortable mountains rising on the farther side; or yet
+again, the two ill-favoured ones that beset the first of Christian’s
+journey, with the frog-like structure of the skull, the frog-like
+limberness of limbs—crafty, slippery, lustful-looking devils, drawn
+always in outline as though possessed of a dim, infernal luminosity.
+Horrid fellows are they, one and all; horrid fellows and horrific scenes.
+In another spirit that Good-Conscience ‘to whom Mr. Honest had spoken in
+his lifetime,’ a cowled, grey, awful figure, one hand pointing to the
+heavenly shore, realises, I will not say all, but some at least of the
+strange impressiveness of Bunyan’s words. It is no easy nor pleasant
+thing to speak in one’s lifetime with Good-Conscience; he is an austere,
+unearthly friend, whom maybe Torquemada knew; and the folds of his
+raiment are not merely claustral, but have something of the horror of the
+pall. Be not afraid, however; with the hand of that appearance Mr.
+Honest will get safe across.
+
+Yet perhaps it is in sequences that this artist best displays himself.
+He loves to look at either side of a thing: as, for instance, when he
+shows us both sides of the wall—‘Grace Inextinguishable’ on the one side,
+with the devil vainly pouring buckets on the flame, and ‘The Oil of
+Grace’ on the other, where the Holy Spirit, vessel in hand, still
+secretly supplies the fire. He loves, also, to show us the same event
+twice over, and to repeat his instantaneous photographs at the interval
+of but a moment. So we have, first, the whole troop of pilgrims coming
+up to Valiant, and Great-heart to the front, spear in hand and parleying;
+and next, the same cross-roads, from a more distant view, the convoy now
+scattered and looking safely and curiously on, and Valiant handing over
+for inspection his ‘right Jerusalem blade.’ It is true that this
+designer has no great care after consistency: Apollyon’s spear is laid
+by, his quiver of darts will disappear, whenever they might hinder the
+designer’s freedom; and the fiend’s tail is blobbed or forked at his good
+pleasure. But this is not unsuitable to the illustration of the fervent
+Bunyan, breathing hurry and momentary inspiration. He, with his hot
+purpose, hunting sinners with a lasso, shall himself forget the things
+that he has written yesterday. He shall first slay Heedless in the
+Valley of the Shadow, and then take leave of him talking in his sleep, as
+if nothing had happened, in an arbour on the Enchanted Ground. And
+again, in his rhymed prologue, he shall assign some of the glory of the
+siege of Doubting Castle to his favourite Valiant-for-the-Truth, who did
+not meet with the besiegers till long after, at that dangerous corner by
+Deadman’s Lane. And, with all inconsistencies and freedoms, there is a
+power shown in these sequences of cuts: a power of joining on one action
+or one humour to another; a power of following out the moods, even of the
+dismal subterhuman fiends engendered by the artist’s fancy; a power of
+sustained continuous realisation, step by step, in nature’s order, that
+can tell a story, in all its ins and outs, its pauses and surprises,
+fully and figuratively, like the art of words.
+
+One such sequence is the fight of Christian and Apollyon—six cuts, weird
+and fiery, like the text. The pilgrim is throughout a pale and stockish
+figure; but the devil covers a multitude of defects. There is no better
+devil of the conventional order than our artist’s Apollyon, with his
+mane, his wings, his bestial legs, his changing and terrifying
+expression, his infernal energy to slay. In cut the first you see him
+afar off, still obscure in form, but already formidable in suggestion.
+Cut the second, ‘The Fiend in Discourse,’ represents him, not reasoning,
+railing rather, shaking his spear at the pilgrim, his shoulder advanced,
+his tail writhing in the air, his foot ready for a spring, while
+Christian stands back a little, timidly defensive. The third illustrates
+these magnificent words: ‘Then Apollyon straddled quite over the whole
+breadth of the way, and said, I am void of fear in this matter: prepare
+thyself to die; for I swear by my infernal den that thou shalt go no
+farther: here will I spill thy soul! And with that he threw a flaming
+dart at his breast.’ In the cut he throws a dart with either hand,
+belching pointed flames out of his mouth, spreading his broad vans, and
+straddling the while across the path, as only a fiend can straddle who
+has just sworn by his infernal den. The defence will not be long against
+such vice, such flames, such red-hot nether energy. And in the fourth
+cut, to be sure, he has leaped bodily upon his victim, sped by foot and
+pinion, and roaring as he leaps. The fifth shows the climacteric of the
+battle; Christian has reached nimbly out and got his sword, and dealt
+that deadly home-thrust, the fiend still stretched upon him, but ‘giving
+back, as one that had received his mortal wound.’ The raised head, the
+bellowing mouth, the paw clapped upon the sword, the one wing relaxed in
+agony, all realise vividly these words of the text. In the sixth and
+last, the trivial armed figure of the pilgrim is seen kneeling with
+clasped hands on the betrodden scene of contest and among the shivers of
+the darts; while just at the margin the hinder quarters and the tail of
+Apollyon are whisking off, indignant and discounted.
+
+In one point only do these pictures seem to be unworthy of the text, and
+that point is one rather of the difference of arts than the difference of
+artists. Throughout his best and worst, in his highest and most divine
+imaginations as in the narrowest sallies of his sectarianism, the
+human-hearted piety of Bunyan touches and ennobles, convinces, accuses
+the reader. Through no art beside the art of words can the kindness of a
+man’s affections be expressed. In the cuts you shall find faithfully
+parodied the quaintness and the power, the triviality and the surprising
+freshness of the author’s fancy; there you shall find him out-stripped in
+ready symbolism and the art of bringing things essentially invisible
+before the eyes: but to feel the contact of essential goodness, to be
+made in love with piety, the book must be read and not the prints
+examined.
+
+Farewell should not be taken with a grudge; nor can I dismiss in any
+other words than those of gratitude a series of pictures which have, to
+one at least, been the visible embodiment of Bunyan from childhood up,
+and shown him, through all his years, Great-heart lungeing at Giant Maul,
+and Apollyon breathing fire at Christian, and every turn and town along
+the road to the Celestial City, and that bright place itself, seen as to
+a stave of music, shining afar off upon the hill-top, the candle of the
+world.
+
+
+
+
+SKETCHES
+
+
+I. THE SATIRIST
+
+
+My companion enjoyed a cheap reputation for wit and insight. He was by
+habit and repute a satirist. If he did occasionally condemn anything or
+anybody who richly deserved it, and whose demerits had hitherto escaped,
+it was simply because he condemned everything and everybody. While I was
+with him he disposed of St. Paul with an epigram, shook my reverence for
+Shakespeare in a neat antithesis, and fell foul of the Almighty Himself,
+on the score of one or two out of the ten commandments. Nothing escaped
+his blighting censure. At every sentence he overthrew an idol, or
+lowered my estimation of a friend. I saw everything with new eyes, and
+could only marvel at my former blindness. How was it possible that I had
+not before observed A’s false hair, B’s selfishness, or C’s boorish
+manners? I and my companion, methought, walked the streets like a couple
+of gods among a swarm of vermin; for every one we saw seemed to bear
+openly upon his brow the mark of the apocalyptic beast. I half expected
+that these miserable beings, like the people of Lystra, would recognise
+their betters and force us to the altar; in which case, warned by the
+late of Paul and Barnabas, I do not know that my modesty would have
+prevailed upon me to decline. But there was no need for such churlish
+virtue. More blinded than the Lycaonians, the people saw no divinity in
+our gait; and as our temporary godhead lay more in the way of observing
+than healing their infirmities, we were content to pass them by in scorn.
+
+I could not leave my companion, not from regard or even from interest,
+but from a very natural feeling, inseparable from the case. To
+understand it, let us take a simile. Suppose yourself walking down the
+street with a man who continues to sprinkle the crowd out of a flask of
+vitriol. You would be much diverted with the grimaces and contortions of
+his victims; and at the same time you would fear to leave his arm until
+his bottle was empty, knowing that, when once among the crowd, you would
+run a good chance yourself of baptism with his biting liquor. Now my
+companion’s vitriol was inexhaustible.
+
+It was perhaps the consciousness of this, the knowledge that I was being
+anointed already out of the vials of his wrath, that made me fall to
+criticising the critic, whenever we had parted.
+
+After all, I thought, our satirist has just gone far enough into his
+neighbours to find that the outside is false, without caring to go
+farther and discover what is really true. He is content to find that
+things are not what they seem, and broadly generalises from it that they
+do not exist at all. He sees our virtues are not what they pretend they
+are; and, on the strength of that, he denies us the possession of virtue
+altogether. He has learnt the first lesson, that no man is wholly good;
+but he has not even suspected that there is another equally true, to wit,
+that no man is wholly bad. Like the inmate of a coloured star, he has
+eyes for one colour alone. He has a keen scent after evil, but his
+nostrils are plugged against all good, as people plugged their nostrils
+before going about the streets of the plague-struck city.
+
+Why does he do this? It is most unreasonable to flee the knowledge of
+good like the infection of a horrible disease, and batten and grow fat in
+the real atmosphere of a lazar-house. This was my first thought; but my
+second was not like unto it, and I saw that our satirist was wise, wise
+in his generation, like the unjust steward. He does not want light,
+because the darkness is more pleasant. He does not wish to see the good,
+because he is happier without it. I recollect that when I walked with
+him, I was in a state of divine exaltation, such as Adam and Eve must
+have enjoyed when the savour of the fruit was still unfaded between their
+lips; and I recognise that this must be the man’s habitual state. He has
+the forbidden fruit in his waist-coat pocket, and can make himself a god
+as often and as long as he likes. He has raised himself upon a glorious
+pedestal above his fellows; he has touched the summit of ambition; and he
+envies neither King nor Kaiser, Prophet nor Priest, content in an
+elevation as high as theirs, and much more easily attained. Yes, certes,
+much more easily attained. He has not risen by climbing himself, but by
+pushing others down. He has grown great in his own estimation, not by
+blowing himself out, and risking the fate of Æsop’s frog, but simply by
+the habitual use of a diminishing glass on everybody else. And I think
+altogether that his is a better, a safer, and a surer recipe than most
+others.
+
+After all, however, looking back on what I have written, I detect a
+spirit suspiciously like his own. All through, I have been comparing
+myself with our satirist, and all through, I have had the best of the
+comparison. Well, well, contagion is as often mental as physical; and I
+do not think my readers, who have all been under his lash, will blame me
+very much for giving the headsman a mouthful of his own sawdust.
+
+
+
+II. NUITS BLANCHES
+
+
+If any one should know the pleasure and pain of a sleepless night, it
+should be I. I remember, so long ago, the sickly child that woke from
+his few hours’ slumber with the sweat of a nightmare on his brow, to lie
+awake and listen and long for the first signs of life among the silent
+streets. These nights of pain and weariness are graven on my mind; and
+so when the same thing happened to me again, everything that I heard or
+saw was rather a recollection than a discovery.
+
+Weighed upon by the opaque and almost sensible darkness, I listened
+eagerly for anything to break the sepulchral quiet. But nothing came,
+save, perhaps, an emphatic crack from the old cabinet that was made by
+Deacon Brodie, or the dry rustle of the coals on the extinguished fire.
+It was a calm; or I know that I should have heard in the roar and clatter
+of the storm, as I have not heard it for so many years, the wild career
+of a horseman, always scouring up from the distance and passing swiftly
+below the window; yet always returning again from the place whence first
+he came, as though, baffled by some higher power, he had retraced his
+steps to gain impetus for another and another attempt.
+
+As I lay there, there arose out of the utter stillness the rumbling of a
+carriage a very great way off, that drew near, and passed within a few
+streets of the house, and died away as gradually as it had arisen. This,
+too, was as a reminiscence.
+
+I rose and lifted a corner of the blind. Over the black belt of the
+garden I saw the long line of Queen Street, with here and there a lighted
+window. How often before had my nurse lifted me out of bed and pointed
+them out to me, while we wondered together if, there also, there were
+children that could not sleep, and if these lighted oblongs were signs of
+those that waited like us for the morning.
+
+I went out into the lobby, and looked down into the great deep well of
+the staircase. For what cause I know not, just as it used to be in the
+old days that the feverish child might be the better served, a peep of
+gas illuminated a narrow circle far below me. But where I was, all was
+darkness and silence, save the dry monotonous ticking of the clock that
+came ceaselessly up to my ear.
+
+The final crown of it all, however, the last touch of reproduction on the
+pictures of my memory, was the arrival of that time for which, all night
+through, I waited and longed of old. It was my custom, as the hours
+dragged on, to repeat the question, ‘When will the carts come in?’ and
+repeat it again and again until at last those sounds arose in the street
+that I have heard once more this morning. The road before our house is a
+great thoroughfare for early carts. I know not, and I never have known,
+what they carry, whence they come, or whither they go. But I know that,
+long ere dawn, and for hours together, they stream continuously past,
+with the same rolling and jerking of wheels and the same clink of horses’
+feet. It was not for nothing that they made the burthen of my wishes all
+night through. They are really the first throbbings of life, the
+harbingers of day; and it pleases you as much to hear them as it must
+please a shipwrecked seaman once again to grasp a hand of flesh and blood
+after years of miserable solitude. They have the freshness of the
+daylight life about them. You can hear the carters cracking their whips
+and crying hoarsely to their horses or to one another; and sometimes even
+a peal of healthy, harsh horse-laughter comes up to you through the
+darkness. There is now an end of mystery and fear. Like the knocking at
+the door in _Macbeth_, {205} or the cry of the watchman in the _Tour de
+Nesle_, they show that the horrible cæsura is over and the nightmares
+have fled away, because the day is breaking and the ordinary life of men
+is beginning to bestir itself among the streets.
+
+In the middle of it all I fell asleep, to be wakened by the officious
+knocking at my door, and I find myself twelve years older than I had
+dreamed myself all night.
+
+
+
+III. THE WREATH OF IMMORTELLES
+
+
+It is all very well to talk of death as ‘a pleasant potion of
+immortality’, but the most of us, I suspect, are of ‘queasy stomachs,’
+and find it none of the sweetest. {206a} The graveyard may be cloak-room
+to Heaven; but we must admit that it is a very ugly and offensive
+vestibule in itself, however fair may be the life to which it leads. And
+though Enoch and Elias went into the temple through a gate which
+certainly may be called Beautiful, the rest of us have to find our way to
+it through Ezekiel’s low-bowed door and the vault full of creeping things
+and all manner of abominable beasts. Nevertheless, there is a certain
+frame of mind to which a cemetery is, if not an antidote, at least an
+alleviation. If you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else. It was
+in obedience to this wise regulation that the other morning found me
+lighting my pipe at the entrance to Old Greyfriars’, thoroughly sick of
+the town, the country, and myself.
+
+Two of the men were talking at the gate, one of them carrying a spade in
+hands still crusted with the soil of graves. Their very aspect was
+delightful to me; and I crept nearer to them, thinking to pick up some
+snatch of sexton gossip, some ‘talk fit for a charnel,’ {206b} something,
+in fine, worthy of that fastidious logician, that adept in coroner’s law,
+who has come down to us as the patron of Yaughan’s liquor, and the very
+prince of gravediggers. Scots people in general are so much wrapped up
+in their profession that I had a good chance of overhearing such
+conversation: the talk of fish-mongers running usually on stockfish and
+haddocks; while of the Scots sexton I could repeat stories and speeches
+that positively smell of the graveyard. But on this occasion I was
+doomed to disappointment. My two friends were far into the region of
+generalities. Their profession was forgotten in their electorship.
+Politics had engulfed the narrower economy of grave-digging. ‘Na, na,’
+said the one, ‘ye’re a’ wrang.’ ‘The English and Irish Churches,’
+answered the other, in a tone as if he had made the remark before, and it
+had been called in question—‘The English and Irish Churches have
+_impoverished_ the country.’
+
+‘Such are the results of education,’ thought I as I passed beside them
+and came fairly among the tombs. Here, at least, there were no
+commonplace politics, no diluted this-morning’s leader, to distract or
+offend me. The old shabby church showed, as usual, its quaint extent of
+roofage and the relievo skeleton on one gable, still blackened with the
+fire of thirty years ago. A chill dank mist lay over all. The Old
+Greyfriars’ churchyard was in perfection that morning, and one could go
+round and reckon up the associations with no fear of vulgar interruption.
+On this stone the Covenant was signed. In that vault, as the story goes,
+John Knox took hiding in some Reformation broil. From that window Burke
+the murderer looked out many a time across the tombs, and perhaps o’
+nights let himself down over the sill to rob some new-made grave.
+Certainly he would have a selection here. The very walks have been
+carried over forgotten resting-places; and the whole ground is uneven,
+because (as I was once quaintly told) ‘when the wood rots it stands to
+reason the soil should fall in,’ which, from the law of gravitation, is
+certainly beyond denial. But it is round the boundary that there are the
+finest tombs. The whole irregular space is, as it were, fringed with
+quaint old monuments, rich in death’s-heads and scythes and hour-glasses,
+and doubly rich in pious epitaphs and Latin mottoes—rich in them to such
+an extent that their proper space has run over, and they have crawled
+end-long up the shafts of columns and ensconced themselves in all sorts
+of odd corners among the sculpture. These tombs raise their backs
+against the rabble of squalid dwelling-houses, and every here and there a
+clothes-pole projects between two monuments its fluttering trophy of
+white and yellow and red. With a grim irony they recall the banners in
+the Invalides, banners as appropriate perhaps over the sepulchres of
+tailors and weavers as these others above the dust of armies. Why they
+put things out to dry on that particular morning it was hard to imagine.
+The grass was grey with drops of rain, the headstones black with
+moisture. Yet, in despite of weather and common sense, there they hung
+between the tombs; and beyond them I could see through open windows into
+miserable rooms where whole families were born and fed, and slept and
+died. At one a girl sat singing merrily with her back to the graveyard;
+and from another came the shrill tones of a scolding woman. Every here
+and there was a town garden full of sickly flowers, or a pile of crockery
+inside upon the window-seat. But you do not grasp the full connection
+between these houses of the dead and the living, the unnatural marriage
+of stately sepulchres and squalid houses, till, lower down, where the
+road has sunk far below the surface of the cemetery, and the very roofs
+are scarcely on a level with its wall, you observe that a proprietor has
+taken advantage of a tall monument and trained a chimney-stack against
+its back. It startles you to see the red, modern pots peering over the
+shoulder of the tomb.
+
+A man was at work on a grave, his spade clinking away the drift of bones
+that permeates the thin brown soil; but my first disappointment had
+taught me to expect little from Greyfriars’ sextons, and I passed him by
+in silence. A slater on the slope of a neighbouring roof eyed me
+curiously. A lean black cat, looking as if it had battened on strange
+meats, slipped past me. A little boy at a window put his finger to his
+nose in so offensive a manner that I was put upon my dignity, and turned
+grandly off to read old epitaphs and peer through the gratings into the
+shadow of vaults.
+
+Just then I saw two women coming down a path, one of them old, and the
+other younger, with a child in her arms. Both had faces eaten with
+famine and hardened with sin, and both had reached that stage of
+degradation, much lower in a woman than a man, when all care for dress is
+lost. As they came down they neared a grave, where some pious friend or
+relative had laid a wreath of immortelles, and put a bell glass over it,
+as is the custom. The effect of that ring of dull yellow among so many
+blackened and dusty sculptures was more pleasant than it is in modern
+cemeteries, where every second mound can boast a similar coronal; and
+here, where it was the exception and not the rule, I could even fancy the
+drops of moisture that dimmed the covering were the tears of those who
+laid it where it was. As the two women came up to it, one of them
+kneeled down on the wet grass and looked long and silently through the
+clouded shade, while the second stood above her, gently oscillating to
+and fro to lull the muling baby. I was struck a great way off with
+something religious in the attitude of these two unkempt and haggard
+women; and I drew near faster, but still cautiously, to hear what they
+were saying. Surely on them the spirit of death and decay had descended;
+I had no education to dread here: should I not have a chance of seeing
+nature? Alas! a pawnbroker could not have been more practical and
+commonplace, for this was what the kneeling woman said to the woman
+upright—this and nothing more: ‘Eh, what extravagance!’
+
+O nineteenth century, wonderful art thou indeed—wonderful, but wearisome
+in thy stale and deadly uniformity. Thy men are more like numerals than
+men. They must bear their idiosyncrasies or their professions written on
+a placard about their neck, like the scenery in Shakespeare’s theatre.
+Thy precepts of economy have pierced into the lowest ranks of life; and
+there is now a decorum in vice, a respectability among the disreputable,
+a pure spirit of Philistinism among the waifs and strays of thy Bohemia.
+For lo! thy very gravediggers talk politics; and thy castaways kneel upon
+new graves, to discuss the cost of the monument and grumble at the
+improvidence of love.
+
+Such was the elegant apostrophe that I made as I went out of the gates
+again, happily satisfied in myself, and feeling that I alone of all whom
+I had seen was able to profit by the silent poem of these green mounds
+and blackened headstones.
+
+
+
+IV. NURSES
+
+
+I knew one once, and the room where, lonely and old, she waited for
+death. It was pleasant enough, high up above the lane, and looking forth
+upon a hill-side, covered all day with sheets and yellow blankets, and
+with long lines of underclothing fluttering between the battered posts.
+There were any number of cheap prints, and a drawing by one of ‘her
+children,’ and there were flowers in the window, and a sickly canary
+withered into consumption in an ornamental cage. The bed, with its
+checked coverlid, was in a closet. A great Bible lay on the table; and
+her drawers were full of ‘scones,’ which it was her pleasure to give to
+young visitors such as I was then.
+
+You may not think this a melancholy picture; but the canary, and the cat,
+and the white mouse that she had for a while, and that died, were all
+indications of the want that ate into her heart. I think I know a little
+of what that old woman felt; and I am as sure as if I had seen her, that
+she sat many an hour in silent tears, with the big Bible open before her
+clouded eyes.
+
+If you could look back upon her life, and feel the great chain that had
+linked her to one child after another, sometimes to be wrenched suddenly
+through, and sometimes, which is infinitely worse, to be torn gradually
+off through years of growing neglect, or perhaps growing dislike! She
+had, like the mother, overcome that natural repugnance—repugnance which
+no man can conquer—towards the infirm and helpless mass of putty of the
+earlier stage. She had spent her best and happiest years in tending,
+watching, and learning to love like a mother this child, with which she
+has no connection and to which she has no tie. Perhaps she refused some
+sweetheart (such things have been), or put him off and off, until he lost
+heart and turned to some one else, all for fear of leaving this creature
+that had wound itself about her heart. And the end of it all—her month’s
+warning, and a present perhaps, and the rest of the life to vain regret.
+Or, worse still, to see the child gradually forgetting and forsaking her,
+fostered in disrespect and neglect on the plea of growing manliness, and
+at last beginning to treat her as a servant whom he had treated a few
+years before as a mother. She sees the Bible or the Psalm-book, which
+with gladness and love unutterable in her heart she had bought for him
+years ago out of her slender savings, neglected for some newer gift of
+his father, lying in dust in the lumber-room or given away to a poor
+child, and the act applauded for its unfeeling charity. Little wonder if
+she becomes hurt and angry, and attempts to tyrannise and to grasp her
+old power back again. We are not all patient Grizzels, by good fortune,
+but the most of us human beings with feelings and tempers of our own.
+
+And so, in the end, behold her in the room that I described. Very likely
+and very naturally, in some fling of feverish misery or recoil of
+thwarted love, she has quarrelled with her old employers and the children
+are forbidden to see her or to speak to her; or at best she gets her rent
+paid and a little to herself, and now and then her late charges are sent
+up (with another nurse, perhaps) to pay her a short visit. How bright
+these visits seem as she looks forward to them on her lonely bed! How
+unsatisfactory their realisation, when the forgetful child, half
+wondering, checks with every word and action the outpouring of her
+maternal love! How bitter and restless the memories that they leave
+behind! And for the rest, what else has she?—to watch them with eager
+eyes as they go to school, to sit in church where she can see them every
+Sunday, to be passed some day unnoticed in the street, or deliberately
+cut because the great man or the great woman are with friends before whom
+they are ashamed to recognise the old woman that loved them.
+
+When she goes home that night, how lonely will the room appear to her!
+Perhaps the neighbours may hear her sobbing to herself in the dark, with
+the fire burnt out for want of fuel, and the candle still unlit upon the
+table.
+
+And it is for this that they live, these quasi-mothers—mothers in
+everything but the travail and the thanks. It is for this that they have
+remained virtuous in youth, living the dull life of a household servant.
+It is for this that they refused the old sweetheart, and have no fireside
+or offspring of their own.
+
+I believe in a better state of things, that there will be no more nurses,
+and that every mother will nurse her own offspring; for what can be more
+hardening and demoralising than to call forth the tenderest feelings of a
+woman’s heart and cherish them yourself as long as you need them, as long
+as your children require a nurse to love them, and then to blight and
+thwart and destroy them, whenever your own use for them is at an end.
+This may be Utopian; but it is always a little thing if one mother or two
+mothers can be brought to feel more tenderly to those who share their
+toil and have no part in their reward.
+
+
+
+V. A CHARACTER
+
+
+The man has a red, bloated face, and his figure is short and squat. So
+far there is nothing in him to notice, but when you see his eyes, you can
+read in these hard and shallow orbs a depravity beyond measure depraved,
+a thirst after wickedness, the pure, disinterested love of Hell for its
+own sake. The other night, in the street, I was watching an omnibus
+passing with lit-up windows, when I heard some one coughing at my side as
+though he would cough his soul out; and turning round, I saw him stopping
+under a lamp, with a brown greatcoat buttoned round him and his whole
+face convulsed. It seemed as if he could not live long; and so the sight
+set my mind upon a train of thought, as I finished my cigar up and down
+the lighted streets.
+
+He is old, but all these years have not yet quenched his thirst for evil,
+and his eyes still delight themselves in wickedness. He is dumb; but he
+will not let that hinder his foul trade, or perhaps I should say, his yet
+fouler amusement, and he has pressed a slate into the service of
+corruption. Look at him, and he will sign to you with his bloated head,
+and when you go to him in answer to the sign, thinking perhaps that the
+poor dumb man has lost his way, you will see what he writes upon his
+slate. He haunts the doors of schools, and shows such inscriptions as
+these to the innocent children that come out. He hangs about
+picture-galleries, and makes the noblest pictures the text for some
+silent homily of vice. His industry is a lesson to ourselves. Is it not
+wonderful how he can triumph over his infirmities and do such an amount
+of harm without a tongue? Wonderful industry—strange, fruitless,
+pleasureless toil? Must not the very devil feel a soft emotion to see
+his disinterested and laborious service? Ah, but the devil knows better
+than this: he knows that this man is penetrated with the love of evil and
+that all his pleasure is shut up in wickedness: he recognises him,
+perhaps, as a fit type for mankind of his satanic self, and watches over
+his effigy as we might watch over a favourite likeness. As the business
+man comes to love the toil, which he only looked upon at first as a
+ladder towards other desires and less unnatural gratifications, so the
+dumb man has felt the charm of his trade and fallen captivated before the
+eyes of sin. It is a mistake when preachers tell us that vice is hideous
+and loathsome; for even vice has her Hörsel and her devotees, who love
+her for her own sake.
+
+
+
+
+THE GREAT NORTH ROAD
+
+
+CHAPTER I—NANCE AT THE ‘GREEN DRAGON’
+
+
+Nance Holdaway was on her knees before the fire blowing the green wood
+that voluminously smoked upon the dogs, and only now and then shot forth
+a smothered flame; her knees already ached and her eyes smarted, for she
+had been some while at this ungrateful task, but her mind was gone far
+away to meet the coming stranger. Now she met him in the wood, now at
+the castle gate, now in the kitchen by candle-light; each fresh
+presentment eclipsed the one before; a form so elegant, manners so
+sedate, a countenance so brave and comely, a voice so winning and
+resolute—sure such a man was never seen! The thick-coming fancies poured
+and brightened in her head like the smoke and flames upon the hearth.
+
+Presently the heavy foot of her uncle Jonathan was heard upon the stair,
+and as he entered the room she bent the closer to her work. He glanced
+at the green fagots with a sneer, and looked askance at the bed and the
+white sheets, at the strip of carpet laid, like an island, on the great
+expanse of the stone floor, and at the broken glazing of the casement
+clumsily repaired with paper.
+
+‘Leave that fire a-be,’ he cried. ‘What, have I toiled all my life to
+turn innkeeper at the hind end? Leave it a-be, I say.’
+
+‘La, uncle, it doesn’t burn a bit; it only smokes,’ said Nance, looking
+up from her position.
+
+‘You are come of decent people on both sides,’ returned the old man.
+‘Who are you to blow the coals for any Robin-run-agate? Get up, get on
+your hood, make yourself useful, and be off to the “Green Dragon.”’
+
+‘I thought you was to go yourself,’ Nance faltered.
+
+‘So did I,’ quoth Jonathan; ‘but it appears I was mistook.’
+
+The very excess of her eagerness alarmed her, and she began to hang back.
+‘I think I would rather not, dear uncle,’ she said. ‘Night is at hand,
+and I think, dear, I would rather not.’
+
+‘Now you look here,’ replied Jonathan, ‘I have my lord’s orders, have I
+not? Little he gives me, but it’s all my livelihood. And do you fancy,
+if I disobey my lord, I’m likely to turn round for a lass like you? No,
+I’ve that hell-fire of pain in my old knee, I wouldn’t walk a mile, not
+for King George upon his bended knees.’ And he walked to the window and
+looked down the steep scarp to where the river foamed in the bottom of
+the dell.
+
+Nance stayed for no more bidding. In her own room, by the glimmer of the
+twilight, she washed her hands and pulled on her Sunday mittens; adjusted
+her black hood, and tied a dozen times its cherry ribbons; and in less
+than ten minutes, with a fluttering heart and excellently bright eyes,
+she passed forth under the arch and over the bridge, into the thickening
+shadows of the groves. A well-marked wheel-track conducted her. The
+wood, which upon both sides of the river dell was a mere scrambling
+thicket of hazel, hawthorn, and holly, boasted on the level of more
+considerable timber. Beeches came to a good growth, with here and there
+an oak; and the track now passed under a high arcade of branches, and now
+ran under the open sky in glades. As the girl proceeded these glades
+became more frequent, the trees began again to decline in size, and the
+wood to degenerate into furzy coverts. Last of all there was a fringe of
+elders; and beyond that the track came forth upon an open, rolling
+moorland, dotted with wind-bowed and scanty bushes, and all golden brown
+with the winter, like a grouse. Right over against the girl the last red
+embers of the sunset burned under horizontal clouds; the night fell clear
+and still and frosty, and the track in low and marshy passages began to
+crackle under foot with ice.
+
+Some half a mile beyond the borders of the wood the lights of the ‘Green
+Dragon’ hove in sight, and running close beside them, very faint in the
+dying dusk, the pale ribbon of the Great North Road. It was the back of
+the post-house that was presented to Nance Holdaway; and as she continued
+to draw near and the night to fall more completely, she became aware of
+an unusual brightness and bustle. A post-chaise stood in the yard, its
+lamps already lighted: light shone hospitably in the windows and from the
+open door; moving lights and shadows testified to the activity of
+servants bearing lanterns. The clank of pails, the stamping of hoofs on
+the firm causeway, the jingle of harness, and, last of all, the energetic
+hissing of a groom, began to fall upon her ear. By the stir you would
+have thought the mail was at the door, but it was still too early in the
+night. The down mail was not due at the ‘Green Dragon’ for hard upon an
+hour; the up mail from Scotland not before two in the black morning.
+
+Nance entered the yard somewhat dazzled. Sam, the tall ostler, was
+polishing a curb-chain wit sand; the lantern at his feet letting up
+spouts of candle-light through the holes with which its conical roof was
+peppered.
+
+‘Hey, miss,’ said he jocularly, ‘you won’t look at me any more, now you
+have gentry at the castle.’
+
+Her cheeks burned with anger.
+
+‘That’s my lord’s chay,’ the man continued, nodding at the chaise, ‘Lord
+Windermoor’s. Came all in a fluster—dinner, bowl of punch, and put the
+horses to. For all the world like a runaway match, my dear—bar the bride.
+He brought Mr. Archer in the chay with him.’
+
+‘Is that Holdaway?’ cried the landlord from the lighted entry, where he
+stood shading his eyes.
+
+‘Only me, sir,’ answered Nance.
+
+‘O, you, Miss Nance,’ he said. ‘Well, come in quick, my pretty. My lord
+is waiting for your uncle.’
+
+And he ushered Nance into a room cased with yellow wainscot and lighted
+by tall candles, where two gentlemen sat at a table finishing a bowl of
+punch. One of these was stout, elderly, and irascible, with a face like
+a full moon, well dyed with liquor, thick tremulous lips, a short, purple
+hand, in which he brandished a long pipe, and an abrupt and gobbling
+utterance. This was my Lord Windermoor. In his companion Nance beheld a
+younger man, tall, quiet, grave, demurely dressed, and wearing his own
+hair. Her glance but lighted on him, and she flushed, for in that second
+she made sure that she had twice betrayed herself—betrayed by the
+involuntary flash of her black eyes her secret impatience to behold this
+new companion, and, what was far worse, betrayed her disappointment in
+the realisation of her dreams. He, meanwhile, as if unconscious,
+continued to regard her with unmoved decorum.
+
+‘O, a man of wood,’ thought Nance.
+
+‘What—what?’ said his lordship. ‘Who is this?’
+
+‘If you please, my lord, I am Holdaway’s niece,’ replied Nance, with a
+curtsey.
+
+‘Should have been here himself,’ observed his lordship. ‘Well, you tell
+Holdaway that I’m aground, not a stiver—not a stiver. I’m running from
+the beagles—going abroad, tell Holdaway. And he need look for no more
+wages: glad of ’em myself, if I could get ’em. He can live in the castle
+if he likes, or go to the devil. O, and here is Mr. Archer; and I
+recommend him to take him in—a friend of mine—and Mr. Archer will pay, as
+I wrote. And I regard that in the light of a precious good thing for
+Holdaway, let me tell you, and a set-off against the wages.’
+
+‘But O, my lord!’ cried Nance, ‘we live upon the wages, and what are we
+to do without?’
+
+‘What am I to do?—what am I to do?’ replied Lord Windermoor with some
+exasperation. ‘I have no wages. And there is Mr. Archer. And if
+Holdaway doesn’t like it, he can go to the devil, and you with him!—and
+you with him!’
+
+‘And yet, my lord,’ said Mr. Archer, ‘these good people will have as keen
+a sense of loss as you or I; keener, perhaps, since they have done
+nothing to deserve it.’
+
+‘Deserve it?’ cried the peer. ‘What? What? If a rascally highwayman
+comes up to me with a confounded pistol, do you say that I’ve deserved
+it? How often am I to tell you, sir, that I was cheated—that I was
+cheated?’
+
+‘You are happy in the belief,’ returned Mr. Archer gravely.
+
+‘Archer, you would be the death of me!’ exclaimed his lordship. ‘You
+know you’re drunk; you know it, sir; and yet you can’t get up a spark of
+animation.’
+
+‘I have drunk fair, my lord,’ replied the younger man; ‘but I own I am
+conscious of no exhilaration.’
+
+‘If you had as black a look-out as me, sir,’ cried the peer, ‘you would
+be very glad of a little innocent exhilaration, let me tell you. I am
+glad of it—glad of it, and I only wish I was drunker. For let me tell
+you it’s a cruel hard thing upon a man of my time of life and my
+position, to be brought down to beggary because the world is full of
+thieves and rascals—thieves and rascals. What? For all I know, you may
+be a thief and a rascal yourself; and I would fight you for a pinch of
+snuff—a pinch of snuff,’ exclaimed his lordship.
+
+Here Mr. Archer turned to Nance Holdaway with a pleasant smile, so full
+of sweetness, kindness, and composure that, at one bound, her dreams
+returned to her. ‘My good Miss Holdaway,’ said he, ‘if you are willing
+to show me the road, I am even eager to be gone. As for his lordship and
+myself, compose yourself; there is no fear; this is his lordship’s way.’
+
+‘What? what?’ cried his lordship. ‘My way? Ish no such a thing, my
+way.’
+
+‘Come, my lord,’ cried Archer; ‘you and I very thoroughly understand each
+other; and let me suggest, it is time that both of us were gone. The
+mail will soon be due. Here, then, my lord, I take my leave of you, with
+the most earnest assurance of my gratitude for the past, and a sincere
+offer of any services I may be able to render in the future.’
+
+‘Archer,’ exclaimed Lord Windermoor, ‘I love you like a son. Le’ ’s have
+another bowl.’
+
+‘My lord, for both our sakes, you will excuse me,’ replied Mr. Archer.
+‘We both require caution; we must both, for some while at least, avoid
+the chance of a pursuit.’
+
+‘Archer,’ quoth his lordship, ‘this is a rank ingratishood. What? I’m
+to go firing away in the dark in the cold po’chaise, and not so much as a
+game of écarté possible, unless I stop and play with the postillion, the
+postillion; and the whole country swarming with thieves and rascals and
+highwaymen.’
+
+‘I beg your lordship’s pardon,’ put in the landlord, who now appeared in
+the doorway to announce the chaise, ‘but this part of the North Road is
+known for safety. There has not been a robbery, to call a robbery, this
+five years’ time. Further south, of course, it’s nearer London, and
+another story,’ he added.
+
+‘Well, then, if that’s so,’ concluded my lord, ‘le’ ’s have t’other bowl
+and a pack of cards.’
+
+‘My lord, you forget,’ said Archer, ‘I might still gain; but it is hardly
+possible for me to lose.’
+
+‘Think I’m a sharper?’ inquired the peer. ‘Gen’leman’s parole’s all I
+ask.’
+
+But Mr. Archer was proof against these blandishments, and said farewell
+gravely enough to Lord Windermoor, shaking his hand and at the same time
+bowing very low. ‘You will never know,’ says he, ‘the service you have
+done me.’ And with that, and before my lord had finally taken up his
+meaning, he had slipped about the table, touched Nance lightly but
+imperiously on the arm, and left the room. In face of the outbreak of
+his lordship’s lamentations she made haste to follow the truant.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II—IN WHICH MR. ARCHER IS INSTALLED
+
+
+The chaise had been driven round to the front door; the courtyard lay all
+deserted, and only lit by a lantern set upon a window-sill. Through this
+Nance rapidly led the way, and began to ascend the swellings of the moor
+with a heart that somewhat fluttered in her bosom. She was not afraid,
+but in the course of these last passages with Lord Windermoor Mr. Archer
+had ascended to that pedestal on which her fancy waited to instal him.
+The reality, she felt, excelled her dreams, and this cold night walk was
+the first romantic incident in her experience.
+
+It was the rule in these days to see gentlemen unsteady after dinner, yet
+Nance was both surprised and amused when her companion, who had spoken so
+soberly, began to stumble and waver by her side with the most airy
+divagations. Sometimes he would get so close to her that she must edge
+away; and at others lurch clear out of the track and plough among deep
+heather. His courtesy and gravity meanwhile remained unaltered. He
+asked her how far they had to go; whether the way lay all upon the
+moorland, and when he learned they had to pass a wood expressed his
+pleasure. ‘For,’ said he, ‘I am passionately fond of trees. Trees and
+fair lawns, if you consider of it rightly, are the ornaments of nature,
+as palaces and fine approaches—’ And here he stumbled into a patch of
+slough and nearly fell. The girl had hard work not to laugh, but at
+heart she was lost in admiration for one who talked so elegantly.
+
+They had got to about a quarter of a mile from the ‘Green Dragon,’ and
+were near the summit of the rise, when a sudden rush of wheels arrested
+them. Turning and looking back, they saw the post-house, now much
+declined in brightness; and speeding away northward the two tremulous
+bright dots of my Lord Windermoor’s chaise-lamps. Mr. Archer followed
+these yellow and unsteady stars until they dwindled into points and
+disappeared.
+
+‘There goes my only friend,’ he said. ‘Death has cut off those that
+loved me, and change of fortune estranged my flatterers; and but for you,
+poor bankrupt, my life is as lonely as this moor.’
+
+The tone of his voice affected both of them. They stood there on the
+side of the moor, and became thrillingly conscious of the void waste of
+the night, without a feature for the eye, and except for the fainting
+whisper of the carriage-wheels without a murmur for the ear. And
+instantly, like a mockery, there broke out, very far away, but clear and
+jolly, the note of the mail-guard’s horn. ‘Over the hills’ was his air.
+It rose to the two watchers on the moor with the most cheerful sentiment
+of human company and travel, and at the same time in and around the
+‘Green Dragon’ it woke up a great bustle of lights running to and fro and
+clattering hoofs. Presently after, out of the darkness to southward, the
+mail grew near with a growing rumble. Its lamps were very large and
+bright, and threw their radiance forward in overlapping cones; the four
+cantering horses swarmed and steamed; the body of the coach followed like
+a great shadow; and this lit picture slid with a sort of ineffectual
+swiftness over the black field of night, and was eclipsed by the
+buildings of the ‘Green Dragon.’
+
+Mr. Archer turned abruptly and resumed his former walk; only that he was
+now more steady, kept better alongside his young conductor, and had
+fallen into a silence broken by sighs. Nance waxed very pitiful over his
+fate, contrasting an imaginary past of courts and great society, and
+perhaps the King himself, with the tumbledown ruin in a wood to which she
+was now conducting him.
+
+‘You must try, sir, to keep your spirits up,’ said she. ‘To be sure this
+is a great change for one like you; but who knows the future?’
+
+Mr. Archer turned towards her in the darkness, and she could clearly
+perceive that he smiled upon her very kindly. ‘There spoke a sweet
+nature,’ said he, ‘and I must thank you for these words. But I would not
+have you fancy that I regret the past for any happiness found in it, or
+that I fear the simplicity and hardship of the country. I am a man that
+has been much tossed about in life; now up, now down; and do you think
+that I shall not be able to support what you support—you who are kind,
+and therefore know how to feel pain; who are beautiful, and therefore
+hope; who are young, and therefore (or am I the more mistaken?)
+discontented?’
+
+‘Nay, sir, not that, at least,’ said Nance; ‘not discontented. If I were
+to be discontented, how should I look those that have real sorrows in the
+face? I have faults enough, but not that fault; and I have my merits
+too, for I have a good opinion of myself. But for beauty, I am not so
+simple but that I can tell a banter from a compliment.’
+
+‘Nay, nay,’ said Mr. Archer, ‘I had half forgotten; grief is selfish, and
+I was thinking of myself and not of you, or I had never blurted out so
+bold a piece of praise. ’Tis the best proof of my sincerity. But come,
+now, I would lay a wager you are no coward?’
+
+‘Indeed, sir, I am not more afraid than another,’ said Nance. ‘None of
+my blood are given to fear.’
+
+‘And you are honest?’ he returned.
+
+‘I will answer for that,’ said she.
+
+‘Well, then, to be brave, to be honest, to be kind, and to be contented,
+since you say you are so—is not that to fill up a great part of virtue?’
+
+‘I fear you are but a flatterer,’ said Nance, but she did not say it
+clearly, for what with bewilderment and satisfaction, her heart was quite
+oppressed.
+
+There could be no harm, certainly, in these grave compliments; but yet
+they charmed and frightened her, and to find favour, for reasons however
+obscure, in the eyes of this elegant, serious, and most unfortunate young
+gentleman, was a giddy elevation, was almost an apotheosis, for a country
+maid.
+
+But she was to be no more exercised; for Mr. Archer, disclaiming any
+thought of flattery, turned off to other subjects, and held her all
+through the wood in conversation, addressing her with an air of perfect
+sincerity, and listening to her answers with every mark of interest. Had
+open flattery continued, Nance would have soon found refuge in good
+sense; but the more subtle lure she could not suspect, much less avoid.
+It was the first time she had ever taken part in a conversation
+illuminated by any ideas. All was then true that she had heard and
+dreamed of gentlemen; they were a race apart, like deities knowing good
+and evil. And then there burst upon her soul a divine thought, hope’s
+glorious sunrise: since she could understand, since it seemed that she
+too, even she, could interest this sorrowful Apollo, might she not learn?
+or was she not learning? Would not her soul awake and put forth wings?
+Was she not, in fact, an enchanted princess, waiting but a touch to
+become royal? She saw herself transformed, radiantly attired, but in the
+most exquisite taste: her face grown longer and more refined; her tint
+etherealised; and she heard herself with delighted wonder talking like a
+book.
+
+Meanwhile they had arrived at where the track comes out above the river
+dell, and saw in front of them the castle, faintly shadowed on the night,
+covering with its broken battlements a bold projection of the bank, and
+showing at the extreme end, where were the habitable tower and wing, some
+crevices of candle-light. Hence she called loudly upon her uncle, and he
+was seen to issue, lantern in hand, from the tower door, and, where the
+ruins did not intervene, to pick his way over the swarded courtyard,
+avoiding treacherous cellars and winding among blocks of fallen masonry.
+The arch of the great gate was still entire, flanked by two tottering
+bastions, and it was here that Jonathan met them, standing at the edge of
+the bridge, bent somewhat forward, and blinking at them through the glow
+of his own lantern. Mr. Archer greeted him with civility; but the old
+man was in no humour of compliance. He guided the newcomer across the
+court-yard, looking sharply and quickly in his face, and grumbling all
+the time about the cold, and the discomfort and dilapidation of the
+castle. He was sure he hoped that Mr. Archer would like it; but in truth
+he could not think what brought him there. Doubtless he had a good
+reason—this with a look of cunning scrutiny—but, indeed, the place was
+quite unfit for any person of repute; he himself was eaten up with the
+rheumatics. It was the most rheumaticky place in England, and some fine
+day the whole habitable part (to call it habitable) would fetch away
+bodily and go down the slope into the river. He had seen the cracks
+widening; there was a plaguy issue in the bank below; he thought a spring
+was mining it; it might be to-morrow, it might be next day; but they were
+all sure of a come-down sooner or later. ‘And that is a poor death,’
+said he, ‘for any one, let alone a gentleman, to have a whole old ruin
+dumped upon his belly. Have a care to your left there; these cellar
+vaults have all broke down, and the grass and hemlock hide ’em. Well,
+sir, here is welcome to you, such as it is, and wishing you well away.’
+
+And with that Jonathan ushered his guest through the tower door, and down
+three steps on the left hand into the kitchen or common room of the
+castle. It was a huge, low room, as large as a meadow, occupying the
+whole width of the habitable wing, with six barred windows looking on the
+court, and two into the river valley. A dresser, a table, and a few
+chairs stood dotted here and there upon the uneven flags. Under the
+great chimney a good fire burned in an iron fire-basket; a high old
+settee, rudely carved with figures and Gothic lettering, flanked it on
+either side; there was a hinge table and a stone bench in the chimney
+corner, and above the arch hung guns, axes, lanterns, and great sheaves
+of rusty keys.
+
+Jonathan looked about him, holding up the lantern, and shrugged his
+shoulders, with a pitying grimace. ‘Here it is,’ he said. ‘See the damp
+on the floor, look at the moss; where there’s moss you may be sure that
+it’s rheumaticky. Try and get near that fire for to warm yourself; it’ll
+blow the coat off your back. And with a young gentleman with a face like
+yours, as pale as a tallow-candle, I’d be afeard of a churchyard cough
+and a galloping decline,’ says Jonathan, naming the maladies with gloomy
+gusto, ‘or the cold might strike and turn your blood,’ he added.
+
+Mr. Archer fairly laughed. ‘My good Mr. Holdaway,’ said he, ‘I was born
+with that same tallow-candle face, and the only fear that you inspire me
+with is the fear that I intrude unwelcomely upon your private hours. But
+I think I can promise you that I am very little troublesome, and I am
+inclined to hope that the terms which I can offer may still pay you the
+derangement.’
+
+‘Yes, the terms,’ said Jonathan, ‘I was thinking of that. As you say,
+they are very small,’ and he shook his head.
+
+‘Unhappily, I can afford no more,’ said Mr. Archer. ‘But this we have
+arranged already,’ he added with a certain stiffness; ‘and as I am aware
+that Miss Holdaway has matter to communicate, I will, if you permit,
+retire at once. To-night I must bivouac; to-morrow my trunk is to follow
+from the “Dragon.” So if you will show me to my room I shall wish you a
+good slumber and a better awakening.’
+
+Jonathan silently gave the lantern to Nance, and she, turning and
+curtseying in the doorway, proceeded to conduct their guest up the broad
+winding staircase of the tower. He followed with a very brooding face.
+
+‘Alas!’ cried Nance, as she entered the room, ‘your fire black out,’ and,
+setting down the lantern, she clapped upon her knees before the chimney
+and began to rearrange the charred and still smouldering remains. Mr.
+Archer looked about the gaunt apartment with a sort of shudder. The
+great height, the bare stone, the shattered windows, the aspect of the
+uncurtained bed, with one of its four fluted columns broken short, all
+struck a chill upon his fancy. From this dismal survey his eyes returned
+to Nance crouching before the fire, the candle in one hand and artfully
+puffing at the embers; the flames as they broke forth played upon the
+soft outline of her cheek—she was alive and young, coloured with the
+bright hues of life, and a woman. He looked upon her, softening; and
+then sat down and continued to admire the picture.
+
+‘There, sir,’ said she, getting upon her feet, ‘your fire is doing
+bravely now. Good-night.’
+
+He rose and held out his hand. ‘Come,’ said he, ‘you are my only friend
+in these parts, and you must shake hands.’
+
+She brushed her hand upon her skirt and offered it, blushing.
+
+‘God bless you, my dear,’ said he.
+
+And then, when he was alone, he opened one of the windows, and stared
+down into the dark valley. A gentle wimpling of the river among stones
+ascended to his ear; the trees upon the other bank stood very black
+against the sky; farther away an owl was hooting. It was dreary and
+cold, and as he turned back to the hearth and the fine glow of fire,
+‘Heavens!’ said he to himself, ‘what an unfortunate destiny is mine!’
+
+He went to bed, but sleep only visited his pillow in uneasy snatches.
+Outbreaks of loud speech came up the staircase; he heard the old stones
+of the castle crack in the frosty night with sharp reverberations, and
+the bed complained under his tossings. Lastly, far on into the morning,
+he awakened from a doze to hear, very far off, in the extreme and
+breathless quiet, a wailing flourish on the horn. The down mail was
+drawing near to the ‘Green Dragon.’ He sat up in bed; the sound was
+tragical by distance, and the modulation appealed to his ear like human
+speech. It seemed to call upon him with a dreary insistence—to call him
+far away, to address him personally, and to have a meaning that he failed
+to seize. It was thus, at least, in this nodding castle, in a cold, miry
+woodland, and so far from men and society, that the traffic on the Great
+North Road spoke to him in the intervals of slumber.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III—JONATHAN HOLDAWAY
+
+
+Nance descended the tower stair, pausing at every step. She was in no
+hurry to confront her uncle with bad news, and she must dwell a little
+longer on the rich note of Mr. Archer’s voice, the charm of his kind
+words, and the beauty of his manner and person. But, once at the
+stair-foot, she threw aside the spell and recovered her sensible and
+workaday self.
+
+Jonathan was seated in the middle of the settle, a mug of ale beside him,
+in the attitude of one prepared for trouble; but he did not speak, and
+suffered her to fetch her supper and eat of it, with a very excellent
+appetite, in silence. When she had done, she, too, drew a tankard of
+home-brewed, and came and planted herself in front of him upon the
+settle.
+
+‘Well?’ said Jonathan.
+
+‘My lord has run away,’ said Nance.
+
+‘What?’ cried the old man.
+
+‘Abroad,’ she continued; ‘run away from creditors. He said he had not a
+stiver, but he was drunk enough. He said you might live on in the
+castle, and Mr. Archer would pay you; but you was to look for no more
+wages, since he would be glad of them himself.’
+
+Jonathan’s face contracted; the flush of a black, bilious anger mounted
+to the roots of his hair; he gave an inarticulate cry, leapt upon his
+feet, and began rapidly pacing the stone floor. At first he kept his
+hands behind his back in a tight knot; then he began to gesticulate as he
+turned.
+
+‘This man—this lord,’ he shouted, ‘who is he? He was born with a gold
+spoon in his mouth, and I with a dirty straw. He rolled in his coach
+when he was a baby. I have dug and toiled and laboured since I was that
+high—that high.’ And he shouted again. ‘I’m bent and broke, and full of
+pains. D’ ye think I don’t know the taste of sweat? Many’s the gallon
+I’ve drunk of it—ay, in the midwinter, toiling like a slave. All
+through, what has my life been? Bend, bend, bend my old creaking back
+till it would ache like breaking; wade about in the foul mire, never a
+dry stitch; empty belly, sore hands, hat off to my Lord Redface; kicks
+and ha’pence; and now, here, at the hind end, when I’m worn to my poor
+bones, a kick and done with it.’ He walked a little while in silence,
+and then, extending his hand, ‘Now you, Nance Holdaway,’ says he, ‘you
+come of my blood, and you’re a good girl. When that man was a boy, I
+used to carry his gun for him. I carried the gun all day on my two feet,
+and many a stitch I had, and chewed a bullet for. He rode upon a horse,
+with feathers in his hat; but it was him that had the shots and took the
+game home. Did I complain? Not I. I knew my station. What did I ask,
+but just the chance to live and die honest? Nance Holdaway, don’t let
+them deny it to me—don’t let them do it. I’ve been as poor as Job, and
+as honest as the day, but now, my girl, you mark these words of mine, I’m
+getting tired of it.’
+
+‘I wouldn’t say such words, at least,’ said Nance.
+
+‘You wouldn’t?’ said the old man grimly. ‘Well, and did I when I was
+your age? Wait till your back’s broke and your hands tremble, and your
+eyes fail, and you’re weary of the battle and ask no more but to lie down
+in your bed and give the ghost up like an honest man; and then let there
+up and come some insolent, ungodly fellow—ah! if I had him in these
+hands! “Where’s my money that you gambled?” I should say. “Where’s my
+money that you drank and diced?” “Thief!” is what I would say; “Thief!”’
+he roared, ‘“Thief”’
+
+‘Mr. Archer will hear you if you don’t take care,’ said Nance, ‘and I
+would be ashamed, for one, that he should hear a brave, old, honest,
+hard-working man like Jonathan Holdaway talk nonsense like a boy.’
+
+‘D’ ye think I mind for Mr. Archer?’ he cried shrilly, with a clack of
+laughter; and then he came close up to her, stooped down with his two
+palms upon his knees, and looked her in the eyes, with a strange hard
+expression, something like a smile. ‘Do I mind for God, my girl?’ he
+said; ‘that’s what it’s come to be now, do I mind for God?’
+
+‘Uncle Jonathan,’ she said, getting up and taking him by the arm; ‘you
+sit down again, where you were sitting. There, sit still; I’ll have no
+more of this; you’ll do yourself a mischief. Come, take a drink of this
+good ale, and I’ll warm a tankard for you. La, we’ll pull through,
+you’ll see. I’m young, as you say, and it’s my turn to carry the bundle;
+and don’t you worry your bile, or we’ll have sickness, too, as well as
+sorrow.’
+
+‘D’ ye think that I’d forgotten you?’ said Jonathan, with something like
+a groan; and thereupon his teeth clicked to, and he sat silent with the
+tankard in his hand and staring straight before him.
+
+‘Why,’ says Nance, setting on the ale to mull, ‘men are always children,
+they say, however old; and if ever I heard a thing like this, to set to
+and make yourself sick, just when the money’s failing. Keep a good heart
+up; you haven’t kept a good heart these seventy years, nigh hand, to
+break down about a pound or two. Here’s this Mr. Archer come to lodge,
+that you disliked so much. Well, now you see it was a clear Providence.
+Come, let’s think upon our mercies. And here is the ale mulling lovely;
+smell of it; I’ll take a drop myself, it smells so sweet. And, Uncle
+Jonathan, you let me say one word. You’ve lost more than money before
+now; you lost my aunt, and bore it like a man. Bear this.’
+
+His face once more contracted; his fist doubled, and shot forth into the
+air, and trembled. ‘Let them look out!’ he shouted. ‘Here, I warn all
+men; I’ve done with this foul kennel of knaves. Let them look out!’
+
+‘Hush, hush! for pity’s sake,’ cried Nance.
+
+And then all of a sudden he dropped his face into his hands, and broke
+out with a great hiccoughing dry sob that was horrible to hear. ‘O,’ he
+cried, ‘my God, if my son hadn’t left me, if my Dick was here!’ and the
+sobs shook him; Nance sitting still and watching him, with distress. ‘O,
+if he were here to help his father!’ he went on again. ‘If I had a son
+like other fathers, he would save me now, when all is breaking down; O,
+he would save me! Ay, but where is he? Raking taverns, a thief perhaps.
+My curse be on him!’ he added, rising again into wrath.
+
+‘Hush!’ cried Nance, springing to her feet: ‘your boy, your dead wife’s
+boy—Aunt Susan’s baby that she loved—would you curse him? O, God
+forbid!’
+
+The energy of her address surprised him from his mood. He looked upon
+her, tearless and confused. ‘Let me go to my bed,’ he said at last, and
+he rose, and, shaking as with ague, but quite silent, lighted his candle,
+and left the kitchen.
+
+Poor Nance! the pleasant current of her dreams was all diverted. She
+beheld a golden city, where she aspired to dwell; she had spoken with a
+deity, and had told herself that she might rise to be his equal; and now
+the earthly ligaments that bound her down had been tightened. She was
+like a tree looking skyward, her roots were in the ground. It seemed to
+her a thing so coarse, so rustic, to be thus concerned about a loss in
+money; when Mr. Archer, fallen from the sky-level of counts and nobles,
+faced his changed destiny with so immovable a courage. To weary of
+honesty; that, at least, no one could do, but even to name it was already
+a disgrace; and she beheld in fancy her uncle, and the young lad, all
+laced and feathered, hand upon hip, bestriding his small horse. The
+opposition seemed to perpetuate itself from generation to generation; one
+side still doomed to the clumsy and the servile, the other born to
+beauty.
+
+She thought of the golden zones in which gentlemen were bred, and figured
+with so excellent a grace; zones in which wisdom and smooth words, white
+linen and slim hands, were the mark of the desired inhabitants; where low
+temptations were unknown, and honesty no virtue, but a thing as natural
+as breathing.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV—MINGLING THREADS
+
+
+It was nearly seven before Mr. Archer left his apartment. On the landing
+he found another door beside his own opening on a roofless corridor, and
+presently he was walking on the top of the ruins. On one hand he could
+look down a good depth into the green court-yard; on the other his eye
+roved along the downward course of the river, the wet woods all smoking,
+the shadows long and blue, the mists golden and rosy in the sun, here and
+there the water flashing across an obstacle. His heart expanded and
+softened to a grateful melancholy, and with his eye fixed upon the
+distance, and no thought of present danger, he continued to stroll along
+the elevated and treacherous promenade.
+
+A terror-stricken cry rose to him from the courtyard. He looked down,
+and saw in a glimpse Nance standing below with hands clasped in horror
+and his own foot trembling on the margin of a gulf. He recoiled and
+leant against a pillar, quaking from head to foot, and covering his face
+with his hands; and Nance had time to run round by the stair and rejoin
+him where he stood before he had changed a line of his position.
+
+‘Ah!’ he cried, and clutched her wrist; ‘don’t leave me. The place
+rocks; I have no head for altitudes.’
+
+‘Sit down against that pillar,’ said Nance. ‘Don’t you be afraid; I
+won’t leave you, and don’t look up or down: look straight at me. How
+white you are!’
+
+‘The gulf,’ he said, and closed his eyes again and shuddered.
+
+‘Why,’ said Nance, ‘what a poor climber you must be! That was where my
+cousin Dick used to get out of the castle after Uncle Jonathan had shut
+the gate. I’ve been down there myself with him helping me. I wouldn’t
+try with you,’ she said, and laughed merrily.
+
+The sound of her laughter was sincere and musical, and perhaps its beauty
+barbed the offence to Mr. Archer. The blood came into his face with a
+quick jet, and then left it paler than before. ‘It is a physical
+weakness,’ he said harshly, ‘and very droll, no doubt, but one that I can
+conquer on necessity. See, I am still shaking. Well, I advance to the
+battlements and look down. Show me your cousin’s path.’
+
+‘He would go sure-foot along that little ledge,’ said Nance, pointing as
+she spoke; ‘then out through the breach and down by yonder buttress. It
+is easier coming back, of course, because you see where you are going.
+From the buttress foot a sheep-walk goes along the scarp—see, you can
+follow it from here in the dry grass. And now, sir,’ she added, with a
+touch of womanly pity, ‘I would come away from here if I were you, for
+indeed you are not fit.’
+
+Sure enough Mr. Archer’s pallor and agitation had continued to increase;
+his cheeks were deathly, his clenched fingers trembled pitifully. ‘The
+weakness is physical,’ he sighed, and had nearly fallen. Nance led him
+from the spot, and he was no sooner back in the tower-stair, than he fell
+heavily against the wall and put his arm across his eyes. A cup of
+brandy had to be brought him before he could descend to breakfast; and
+the perfection of Nance’s dream was for the first time troubled.
+
+Jonathan was waiting for them at table, with yellow, blood-shot eyes and
+a peculiar dusky complexion. He hardly waited till they found their
+seats, before, raising one hand, and stooping with his mouth above his
+plate, he put up a prayer for a blessing on the food and a spirit of
+gratitude in the eaters, and thereupon, and without more civility, fell
+to. But it was notable that he was no less speedily satisfied than he
+had been greedy to begin. He pushed his plate away and drummed upon the
+table.
+
+‘These are silly prayers,’ said he, ‘that they teach us. Eat and be
+thankful, that’s no such wonder. Speak to me of starving—there’s the
+touch. You’re a man, they tell me, Mr. Archer, that has met with some
+reverses?’
+
+‘I have met with many,’ replied Mr. Archer.
+
+‘Ha!’ said Jonathan. ‘None reckons but the last. Now, see; I tried to
+make this girl here understand me.’
+
+‘Uncle,’ said Nance, ‘what should Mr. Archer care for your concerns? He
+hath troubles of his own, and came to be at peace, I think.’
+
+‘I tried to make her understand me,’ repeated Jonathan doggedly; ‘and now
+I’ll try you. Do you think this world is fair?’
+
+‘Fair and false!’ quoth Mr. Archer.
+
+The old man laughed immoderately. ‘Good,’ said he, ‘very good, but what
+I mean is this: do you know what it is to get up early and go to bed
+late, and never take so much as a holiday but four: and one of these your
+own marriage day, and the other three the funerals of folk you loved, and
+all that, to have a quiet old age in shelter, and bread for your old
+belly, and a bed to lay your crazy bones upon, with a clear conscience?’
+
+‘Sir,’ said Mr. Archer, with an inclination of his head, ‘you portray a
+very brave existence.’
+
+‘Well,’ continued Jonathan, ‘and in the end thieves deceive you, thieves
+rob and rook you, thieves turn you out in your old age and send you
+begging. What have you got for all your honesty? A fine return! You
+that might have stole scores of pounds, there you are out in the rain
+with your rheumatics!’
+
+Mr. Archer had forgotten to eat; with his hand upon his chin he was
+studying the old man’s countenance. ‘And you conclude?’ he asked.
+
+‘Conclude!’ cried Jonathan. ‘I conclude I’ll be upsides with them.’
+
+‘Ay,’ said the other, ‘we are all tempted to revenge.’
+
+‘You have lost money?’ asked Jonathan.
+
+‘A great estate,’ said Archer quietly.
+
+‘See now!’ says Jonathan, ‘and where is it?’
+
+‘Nay, I sometimes think that every one has had his share of it but me,’
+was the reply. ‘All England hath paid his taxes with my patrimony: I was
+a sheep that left my wool on every briar.’
+
+‘And you sit down under that?’ cried the old man. ‘Come now, Mr. Archer,
+you and me belong to different stations; and I know mine—no man
+better—but since we have both been rooked, and are both sore with it,
+why, here’s my hand with a very good heart, and I ask for yours, and no
+offence, I hope.’
+
+‘There is surely no offence, my friend,’ returned Mr. Archer, as they
+shook hands across the table; ‘for, believe me, my sympathies are quite
+acquired to you. This life is an arena where we fight with beasts; and,
+indeed,’ he added, sighing, ‘I sometimes marvel why we go down to it
+unarmed.’
+
+In the meanwhile a creaking of ungreased axles had been heard descending
+through the wood; and presently after, the door opened, and the tall
+ostler entered the kitchen carrying one end of Mr. Archer’s trunk. The
+other was carried by an aged beggar man of that district, known and
+welcome for some twenty miles about under the name of ‘Old Cumberland.’
+Each was soon perched upon a settle, with a cup of ale; and the ostler,
+who valued himself upon his affability, began to entertain the company,
+still with half an eye on Nance, to whom in gallant terms he expressly
+dedicated every sip of ale. First he told of the trouble they had to get
+his Lordship started in the chaise; and how he had dropped a rouleau of
+gold on the threshold, and the passage and doorstep had been strewn with
+guinea-pieces. At this old Jonathan looked at Mr. Archer. Next the
+visitor turned to news of a more thrilling character: how the down mail
+had been stopped again near Grantham by three men on horseback—a white
+and two bays; how they had handkerchiefs on their faces; how Tom the
+guard’s blunderbuss missed fire, but he swore he had winged one of them
+with a pistol; and how they had got clean away with seventy pounds in
+money, some valuable papers, and a watch or two.
+
+‘Brave! brave!’ cried Jonathan in ecstasy. ‘Seventy pounds! O, it’s
+brave!’
+
+‘Well, I don’t see the great bravery,’ observed the ostler,
+misapprehending him. ‘Three men, and you may call that three to one.
+I’ll call it brave when some one stops the mail single-handed; that’s a
+risk.’
+
+‘And why should they hesitate?’ inquired Mr. Archer. ‘The poor souls who
+are fallen to such a way of life, pray what have they to lose? If they
+get the money, well; but if a ball should put them from their troubles,
+why, so better.’
+
+‘Well, sir,’ said the ostler, ‘I believe you’ll find they won’t agree
+with you. They count on a good fling, you see; or who would risk it?—And
+here’s my best respects to you, Miss Nance.’
+
+‘And I forgot the part of cowardice,’ resumed Mr. Archer. ‘All men
+fear.’
+
+‘O, surely not!’ cried Nance.
+
+‘All men,’ reiterated Mr. Archer.
+
+‘Ay, that’s a true word,’ observed Old Cumberland, ‘and a thief, anyway,
+for it’s a coward’s trade.’
+
+‘But these fellows, now,’ said Jonathan, with a curious, appealing
+manner—‘these fellows with their seventy pounds! Perhaps, Mr. Archer,
+they were no true thieves after all, but just people who had been robbed
+and tried to get their own again. What was that you said, about all
+England and the taxes? One takes, another gives; why, that’s almost
+fair. If I’ve been rooked and robbed, and the coat taken off my back, I
+call it almost fair to take another’s.’
+
+‘Ask Old Cumberland,’ observed the ostler; ‘you ask Old Cumberland, Miss
+Nance!’ and he bestowed a wink upon his favoured fair one.
+
+‘Why that?’ asked Jonathan.
+
+‘He had his coat taken—ay, and his shirt too,’ returned the ostler.
+
+‘Is that so?’ cried Jonathan eagerly. ‘Was you robbed too?’
+
+‘That was I,’ replied Cumberland, ‘with a warrant! I was a well-to-do
+man when I was young.’
+
+‘Ay! See that!’ says Jonathan. ‘And you don’t long for a revenge?’
+
+‘Eh! Not me!’ answered the beggar. ‘It’s too long ago. But if you’ll
+give me another mug of your good ale, my pretty lady, I won’t say no to
+that.’
+
+‘And shalt have! And shalt have!’ cried Jonathan. ‘Or brandy even, if
+you like it better.’
+
+And as Cumberland did like it better, and the ostler chimed in, the party
+pledged each other in a dram of brandy before separating.
+
+As for Nance, she slipped forth into the ruins, partly to avoid the
+ostler’s gallantries, partly to lament over the defects of Mr. Archer.
+Plainly, he was no hero. She pitied him; she began to feel a protecting
+interest mingle with and almost supersede her admiration, and was at the
+same time disappointed and yet drawn to him. She was, indeed, conscious
+of such unshaken fortitude in her own heart, that she was almost tempted
+by an occasion to be bold for two. She saw herself, in a brave attitude,
+shielding her imperfect hero from the world; and she saw, like a piece of
+heaven, his gratitude for her protection.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V—LIFE IN THE CASTLE
+
+
+From that day forth the life of these three persons in the ruin ran very
+smoothly. Mr. Archer now sat by the fire with a book, and now passed
+whole days abroad, returning late, dead weary. His manner was a mask;
+but it was half transparent; through the even tenor of his gravity and
+courtesy profound revolutions of feeling were betrayed, seasons of numb
+despair, of restlessness, of aching temper. For days he would say
+nothing beyond his usual courtesies and solemn compliments; and then, all
+of a sudden, some fine evening beside the kitchen fire, he would fall
+into a vein of elegant gossip, tell of strange and interesting events,
+the secrets of families, brave deeds of war, the miraculous discovery of
+crime, the visitations of the dead. Nance and her uncle would sit till
+the small hours with eyes wide open: Jonathan applauding the unexpected
+incidents with many a slap of his big hand; Nance, perhaps, more pleased
+with the narrator’s eloquence and wise reflections; and then, again, days
+would follow of abstraction, of listless humming, of frequent apologies
+and long hours of silence. Once only, and then after a week of
+unrelieved melancholy, he went over to the ‘Green Dragon,’ spent the
+afternoon with the landlord and a bowl of punch, and returned as on the
+first night, devious in step but courteous and unperturbed of speech.
+
+If he seemed more natural and more at his ease it was when he found Nance
+alone; and, laying by some of his reserve, talked before her rather than
+to her of his destiny, character and hopes. To Nance these interviews
+were but a doubtful privilege. At times he would seem to take a pleasure
+in her presence, to consult her gravely, to hear and to discuss her
+counsels; at times even, but these were rare and brief, he would talk of
+herself, praise the qualities that she possessed, touch indulgently on
+her defects, and lend her books to read and even examine her upon her
+reading; but far more often he would fall into a half unconsciousness,
+put her a question and then answer it himself, drop into the veiled tone
+of voice of one soliloquising, and leave her at last as though he had
+forgotten her existence. It was odd, too, that in all this random
+converse, not a fact of his past life, and scarce a name, should ever
+cross his lips. A profound reserve kept watch upon his most unguarded
+moments. He spoke continually of himself, indeed, but still in enigmas;
+a veiled prophet of egoism.
+
+The base of Nance’s feelings for Mr. Archer was admiration as for a
+superior being; and with this, his treatment, consciously or not,
+accorded happily. When he forgot her, she took the blame upon herself.
+His formal politeness was so exquisite that this essential brutality
+stood excused. His compliments, besides, were always grave and rational;
+he would offer reason for his praise, convict her of merit, and thus
+disarm suspicion. Nay, and the very hours when he forgot and remembered
+her alternately could by the ardent fallacies of youth be read in the
+light of an attention. She might be far from his confidence; but still
+she was nearer it than any one. He might ignore her presence, but yet he
+sought it.
+
+Moreover, she, upon her side, was conscious of one point of superiority.
+Beside this rather dismal, rather effeminate man, who recoiled from a
+worm, who grew giddy on the castle wall, who bore so helplessly the
+weight of his misfortunes, she felt herself a head and shoulders taller
+in cheerful and sterling courage. She could walk head in air along the
+most precarious rafter; her hand feared neither the grossness nor the
+harshness of life’s web, but was thrust cheerfully, if need were, into
+the briar bush, and could take hold of any crawling horror. Ruin was
+mining the walls of her cottage, as already it had mined and subverted
+Mr. Archer’s palace. Well, she faced it with a bright countenance and a
+busy hand. She had got some washing, some rough seamstress work from the
+‘Green Dragon,’ and from another neighbour ten miles away across the
+moor. At this she cheerfully laboured, and from that height she could
+afford to pity the useless talents and poor attitude of Mr. Archer. It
+did not change her admiration, but it made it bearable. He was above her
+in all ways; but she was above him in one. She kept it to herself, and
+hugged it. When, like all young creatures, she made long stories to
+justify, to nourish, and to forecast the course of her affection, it was
+this private superiority that made all rosy, that cut the knot, and that,
+at last, in some great situation, fetched to her knees the dazzling but
+imperfect hero. With this pretty exercise she beguiled the hours of
+labour, and consoled herself for Mr. Archer’s bearing.
+
+Pity was her weapon and her weakness. To accept the loved one’s faults,
+although it has an air of freedom, is to kiss the chain, and this pity it
+was which, lying nearer to her heart, lent the one element of true
+emotion to a fanciful and merely brain-sick love.
+
+Thus it fell out one day that she had gone to the ‘Green Dragon’ and
+brought back thence a letter to Mr. Archer. He, upon seeing it, winced
+like a man under the knife: pain, shame, sorrow, and the most trenchant
+edge of mortification cut into his heart and wrung the steady composure
+of his face.
+
+‘Dear heart! have you bad news?’ she cried.
+
+But he only replied by a gesture and fled to his room, and when, later
+on, she ventured to refer to it, he stopped her on the threshold, as if
+with words prepared beforehand. ‘There are some pains,’ said he, ‘too
+acute for consolation, or I would bring them to my kind consoler. Let
+the memory of that letter, if you please, be buried.’ And then as she
+continued to gaze at him, being, in spite of herself, pained by his
+elaborate phrase, doubtfully sincere in word and manner: ‘Let it be
+enough,’ he added haughtily, ‘that if this matter wring my heart, it doth
+not touch my conscience. I am a man, I would have you to know, who
+suffers undeservedly.’
+
+He had never spoken so directly: never with so convincing an emotion; and
+her heart thrilled for him. She could have taken his pains and died of
+them with joy.
+
+Meanwhile she was left without support. Jonathan now swore by his
+lodger, and lived for him. He was a fine talker. He knew the finest
+sight of stories; he was a man and a gentleman, take him for all in all,
+and a perfect credit to Old England. Such were the old man’s declared
+sentiments, and sure enough he clung to Mr. Archer’s side, hung upon his
+utterance when he spoke, and watched him with unwearing interest when he
+was silent. And yet his feeling was not clear; in the partial wreck of
+his mind, which was leaning to decay, some after-thought was strongly
+present. As he gazed in Mr. Archer’s face a sudden brightness would
+kindle in his rheumy eyes, his eye-brows would lift as with a sudden
+thought, his mouth would open as though to speak, and close again on
+silence. Once or twice he even called Mr. Archer mysteriously forth into
+the dark courtyard, took him by the button, and laid a demonstrative
+finger on his chest; but there his ideas or his courage failed him; he
+would shufflingly excuse himself and return to his position by the fire
+without a word of explanation. ‘The good man was growing old,’ said Mr.
+Archer with a suspicion of a shrug. But the good man had his idea, and
+even when he was alone the name of Mr. Archer fell from his lips
+continually in the course of mumbled and gesticulative conversation.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI—THE BAD HALF-CROWN
+
+
+However early Nance arose, and she was no sluggard, the old man, who had
+begun to outlive the earthly habit of slumber, would usually have been up
+long before, the fire would be burning brightly, and she would see him
+wandering among the ruins, lantern in hand, and talking assiduously to
+himself. One day, however, after he had returned late from the market
+town, she found that she had stolen a march upon that indefatigable early
+riser. The kitchen was all blackness. She crossed the castle-yard to
+the wood-cellar, her steps printing the thick hoarfrost. A scathing
+breeze blew out of the north-east and slowly carried a regiment of black
+and tattered clouds over the face of heaven, which was already kindled
+with the wild light of morning, but where she walked, in shelter of the
+ruins, the flame of her candle burned steady. The extreme cold smote
+upon her conscience. She could not bear to think this bitter business
+fell usually to the lot of one so old as Jonathan, and made desperate
+resolutions to be earlier in the future.
+
+The fire was a good blaze before he entered, limping dismally into the
+kitchen. ‘Nance,’ said he, ‘I be all knotted up with the rheumatics;
+will you rub me a bit?’ She came and rubbed him where and how he bade
+her. ‘This is a cruel thing that old age should be rheumaticky,’ said
+he. ‘When I was young I stood my turn of the teethache like a man! for
+why? because it couldn’t last for ever; but these rheumatics come to live
+and die with you. Your aunt was took before the time came; never had an
+ache to mention. Now I lie all night in my single bed and the blood
+never warms in me; this knee of mine it seems like lighted up with
+rheumatics; it seems as though you could see to sew by it; and all the
+strings of my old body ache, as if devils was pulling ’em. Thank you
+kindly; that’s someways easier now, but an old man, my dear, has little
+to look for; it’s pain, pain, pain to the end of the business, and I’ll
+never be rightly warm again till I get under the sod,’ he said, and
+looked down at her with a face so aged and weary that she had nearly
+wept.
+
+‘I lay awake all night,’ he continued; ‘I do so mostly, and a long walk
+kills me. Eh, deary me, to think that life should run to such a puddle!
+And I remember long syne when I was strong, and the blood all hot and
+good about me, and I loved to run, too—deary me, to run! Well, that’s
+all by. You’d better pray to be took early, Nance, and not live on till
+you get to be like me, and are robbed in your grey old age, your cold,
+shivering, dark old age, that’s like a winter’s morning’; and he bitterly
+shuddered, spreading his hands before the fire.
+
+‘Come now,’ said Nance, ‘the more you say the less you’ll like it, Uncle
+Jonathan; but if I were you I would be proud for to have lived all your
+days honest and beloved, and come near the end with your good name: isn’t
+that a fine thing to be proud of? Mr. Archer was telling me in some
+strange land they used to run races each with a lighted candle, and the
+art was to keep the candle burning. Well, now, I thought that was like
+life: a man’s good conscience is the flame he gets to carry, and if he
+comes to the winning-post with that still burning, why, take it how you
+will, the man’s a hero—even if he was low-born like you and me.’
+
+‘Did Mr. Archer tell you that?’ asked Jonathan.
+
+‘No, dear,’ said she, ‘that’s my own thought about it. He told me of the
+race. But see, now,’ she continued, putting on the porridge, ‘you say
+old age is a hard season, but so is youth. You’re half out of the
+battle, I would say; you loved my aunt and got her, and buried her, and
+some of these days soon you’ll go to meet her; and take her my love and
+tell her I tried to take good care of you; for so I do, Uncle Jonathan.’
+
+Jonathan struck with his fist upon the settle. ‘D’ ye think I want to
+die, ye vixen?’ he shouted. ‘I want to live ten hundred years.’
+
+This was a mystery beyond Nance’s penetration, and she stared in wonder
+as she made the porridge.
+
+‘I want to live,’ he continued, ‘I want to live and to grow rich. I want
+to drive my carriage and to dice in hells and see the ring, I do. Is
+this a life that I lived? I want to be a rake, d’ ye understand? I want
+to know what things are like. I don’t want to die like a blind kitten,
+and me seventy-six.’
+
+‘O fie!’ said Nance.
+
+The old man thrust out his jaw at her, with the grimace of an irreverent
+schoolboy. Upon that aged face it seemed a blasphemy. Then he took out
+of his bosom a long leather purse, and emptying its contents on the
+settle, began to count and recount the pieces, ringing and examining
+each, and suddenly he leapt like a young man. ‘What!’ he screamed.
+‘Bad? O Lord! I’m robbed again!’ And falling on his knees before the
+settle he began to pour forth the most dreadful curses on the head of his
+deceiver. His eyes were shut, for to him this vile solemnity was prayer.
+He held up the bad half-crown in his right hand, as though he were
+displaying it to Heaven, and what increased the horror of the scene, the
+curses he invoked were those whose efficacy he had tasted—old age and
+poverty, rheumatism and an ungrateful son. Nance listened appalled; then
+she sprang forward and dragged down his arm and laid her hand upon his
+mouth.
+
+‘Whist!’ she cried. ‘Whist ye, for God’s sake! O my man, whist ye! If
+Heaven were to hear; if poor Aunt Susan were to hear! Think, she may be
+listening.’ And with the histrionism of strong emotion she pointed to a
+corner of the kitchen.
+
+His eyes followed her finger. He looked there for a little, thinking,
+blinking; then he got stiffly to his feet and resumed his place upon the
+settle, the bad piece still in his hand. So he sat for some time,
+looking upon the half-crown, and now wondering to himself on the
+injustice and partiality of the law, now computing again and again the
+nature of his loss. So he was still sitting when Mr. Archer entered the
+kitchen. At this a light came into his face, and after some seconds of
+rumination he dispatched Nance upon an errand.
+
+‘Mr. Archer,’ said he, as soon as they were alone together, ‘would you
+give me a guinea-piece for silver?’
+
+‘Why, sir, I believe I can,’ said Mr. Archer.
+
+And the exchange was just effected when Nance re-entered the apartment.
+The blood shot into her face.
+
+‘What’s to do here?’ she asked rudely.
+
+‘Nothing, my dearie,’ said old Jonathan, with a touch of whine.
+
+‘What’s to do?’ she said again.
+
+‘Your uncle was but changing me a piece of gold,’ returned Mr. Archer.
+
+‘Let me see what he hath given you, Mr. Archer,’ replied the girl. ‘I
+had a bad piece, and I fear it is mixed up among the good.’
+
+‘Well, well,’ replied Mr. Archer, smiling, ‘I must take the merchant’s
+risk of it. The money is now mixed.’
+
+‘I know my piece,’ quoth Nance. ‘Come, let me see your silver, Mr.
+Archer. If I have to get it by a theft I’ll see that money,’ she cried.
+
+‘Nay, child, if you put as much passion to be honest as the world to
+steal, I must give way, though I betray myself,’ said Mr. Archer. ‘There
+it is as I received it.’
+
+Nance quickly found the bad half-crown.
+
+‘Give him another,’ she said, looking Jonathan in the face; and when that
+had been done, she walked over to the chimney and flung the guilty piece
+into the reddest of the fire. Its base constituents began immediately to
+run; even as she watched it the disc crumbled, and the lineaments of the
+King became confused. Jonathan, who had followed close behind, beheld
+these changes from over her shoulder, and his face darkened sorely.
+
+‘Now,’ said she, ‘come back to table, and to-day it is I that shall say
+grace, as I used to do in the old times, day about with Dick’; and
+covering her eyes with one hand, ‘O Lord,’ said she with deep emotion,
+‘make us thankful; and, O Lord, deliver us from evil! For the love of
+the poor souls that watch for us in heaven, O deliver us from evil.’
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII—THE BLEACHING-GREEN
+
+
+The year moved on to March; and March, though it blew bitter keen from
+the North Sea, yet blinked kindly between whiles on the river dell. The
+mire dried up in the closest covert; life ran in the bare branches, and
+the air of the afternoon would be suddenly sweet with the fragrance of
+new grass.
+
+Above and below the castle the river crooked like the letter ‘S.’ The
+lower loop was to the left, and embraced the high and steep projection
+which was crowned by the ruins; the upper loop enclosed a lawny
+promontory, fringed by thorn and willow. It was easy to reach it from
+the castle side, for the river ran in this part very quietly among
+innumerable boulders and over dam-like walls of rock. The place was all
+enclosed, the wind a stranger, the turf smooth and solid; so it was
+chosen by Nance to be her bleaching-green.
+
+One day she brought a bucketful of linen, and had but begun to wring and
+lay them out when Mr. Archer stepped from the thicket on the far side,
+drew very deliberately near, and sat down in silence on the grass. Nance
+looked up to greet him with a smile, but finding her smile was not
+returned, she fell into embarrassment and stuck the more busily to her
+employment. Man or woman, the whole world looks well at any work to
+which they are accustomed; but the girl was ashamed of what she did. She
+was ashamed, besides, of the sun-bonnet that so well became her, and
+ashamed of her bare arms, which were her greatest beauty.
+
+‘Nausicaa,’ said Mr. Archer at last, ‘I find you like Nausicaa.’
+
+‘And who was she?’ asked Nance, and laughed in spite of herself, an empty
+and embarrassed laugh, that sounded in Mr. Archer’s ears, indeed, like
+music, but to her own like the last grossness of rusticity.
+
+‘She was a princess of the Grecian islands,’ he replied. ‘A king, being
+shipwrecked, found her washing by the shore. Certainly I, too, was
+shipwrecked,’ he continued, plucking at the grass. ‘There was never a
+more desperate castaway—to fall from polite life, fortune, a shrine of
+honour, a grateful conscience, duties willingly taken up and faithfully
+discharged; and to fall to this—idleness, poverty, inutility, remorse.’
+He seemed to have forgotten her presence, but here he remembered her
+again. ‘Nance,’ said he, ‘would you have a man sit down and suffer or
+rise up and strive?’
+
+‘Nay,’ she said. ‘I would always rather see him doing.’
+
+‘Ha!’ said Mr. Archer, ‘but yet you speak from an imperfect knowledge.
+Conceive a man damned to a choice of only evil—misconduct upon either
+side, not a fault behind him, and yet naught before him but this choice
+of sins. How would you say then?’
+
+‘I would say that he was much deceived, Mr. Archer,’ returned Nance. ‘I
+would say there was a third choice, and that the right one.’
+
+‘I tell you,’ said Mr. Archer, ‘the man I have in view hath two ways
+open, and no more. One to wait, like a poor mewling baby, till Fate save
+or ruin him; the other to take his troubles in his hand, and to perish or
+be saved at once. It is no point of morals; both are wrong. Either way
+this step-child of Providence must fall; which shall he choose, by doing
+or not doing?’
+
+‘Fall, then, is what I would say,’ replied Nance. ‘Fall where you will,
+but do it! For O, Mr. Archer,’ she continued, stooping to her work, ‘you
+that are good and kind, and so wise, it doth sometimes go against my
+heart to see you live on here like a sheep in a turnip-field! If you
+were braver—’ and here she paused, conscience-smitten.
+
+‘Do I, indeed, lack courage?’ inquired Mr. Archer of himself. ‘Courage,
+the footstool of the virtues, upon which they stand? Courage, that a
+poor private carrying a musket has to spare of; that does not fail a
+weasel or a rat; that is a brutish faculty? I to fail there, I wonder?
+But what is courage, then? The constancy to endure oneself or to see
+others suffer? The itch of ill-advised activity: mere
+shuttle-wittedness, or to be still and patient? To inquire of the
+significance of words is to rob ourselves of what we seem to know, and
+yet, of all things, certainly to stand still is the least heroic.
+Nance,’ he said, ‘did you ever hear of _Hamlet_?’
+
+‘Never,’ said Nance.
+
+‘’Tis an old play,’ returned Mr. Archer, ‘and frequently enacted. This
+while I have been talking Hamlet. You must know this Hamlet was a Prince
+among the Danes,’ and he told her the play in a very good style, here and
+there quoting a verse or two with solemn emphasis.
+
+‘It is strange,’ said Nance; ‘he was then a very poor creature?’
+
+‘That was what he could not tell,’ said Mr. Archer. ‘Look at me, am I as
+poor a creature?’
+
+She looked, and what she saw was the familiar thought of all her hours;
+the tall figure very plainly habited in black, the spotless ruffles, the
+slim hands; the long, well-shapen, serious, shaven face, the wide and
+somewhat thin-lipped mouth, the dark eyes that were so full of depth and
+change and colour. He was gazing at her with his brows a little knit,
+his chin upon one hand and that elbow resting on his knee.
+
+‘Ye look a man!’ she cried, ‘ay, and should be a great one! The more
+shame to you to lie here idle like a dog before the fire.’
+
+‘My fair Holdaway,’ quoth Mr. Archer, ‘you are much set on action. I
+cannot dig, to beg I am ashamed.’ He continued, looking at her with a
+half-absent fixity, ‘’Tis a strange thing, certainly, that in my years of
+fortune I should never taste happiness, and now when I am broke, enjoy so
+much of it, for was I ever happier than to-day? Was the grass softer,
+the stream pleasanter in sound, the air milder, the heart more at peace?
+Why should I not sink? To dig—why, after all, it should be easy. To
+take a mate, too? Love is of all grades since Jupiter; love fails to
+none; and children’—but here he passed his hand suddenly over his eyes.
+‘O fool and coward, fool and coward!’ he said bitterly; ‘can you forget
+your fetters? You did not know that I was fettered, Nance?’ he asked,
+again addressing her.
+
+But Nance was somewhat sore. ‘I know you keep talking,’ she said, and,
+turning half away from him, began to wring out a sheet across her
+shoulder. ‘I wonder you are not wearied of your voice. When the hands
+lie abed the tongue takes a walk.’
+
+Mr. Archer laughed unpleasantly, rose and moved to the water’s edge. In
+this part the body of the river poured across a little narrow fell, ran
+some ten feet very smoothly over a bed of pebbles, then getting wind, as
+it were, of another shelf of rock which barred the channel, began, by
+imperceptible degrees, to separate towards either shore in dancing
+currents, and to leave the middle clear and stagnant. The set towards
+either side was nearly equal; about one half of the whole water plunged
+on the side of the castle, through a narrow gullet; about one half ran
+ripping past the margin of the green and slipped across a babbling rapid.
+
+‘Here,’ said Mr. Archer, after he had looked for some time at the fine
+and shifting demarcation of these currents, ‘come here and see me try my
+fortune.’
+
+‘I am not like a man,’ said Nance; ‘I have no time to waste.’
+
+‘Come here,’ he said again. ‘I ask you seriously, Nance. We are not
+always childish when we seem so.’
+
+She drew a little nearer.
+
+‘Now,’ said he, ‘you see these two channels—choose one.’
+
+‘I’ll choose the nearest, to save time,’ said Nance.
+
+‘Well, that shall be for action,’ returned Mr. Archer. ‘And since I wish
+to have the odds against me, not only the other channel but yon stagnant
+water in the midst shall be for lying still. You see this?’ he
+continued, pulling up a withered rush. ‘I break it in three. I shall
+put each separately at the top of the upper fall, and according as they
+go by your way or by the other I shall guide my life.’
+
+‘This is very silly,’ said Nance, with a movement of her shoulders.
+
+‘I do not think it so,’ said Mr. Archer.
+
+‘And then,’ she resumed, ‘if you are to try your fortune, why not
+evenly?’
+
+‘Nay,’ returned Mr. Archer with a smile, ‘no man can put complete
+reliance in blind fate; he must still cog the dice.’
+
+By this time he had got upon the rock beside the upper fall, and, bidding
+her look out, dropped a piece of rush into the middle of the intake. The
+rusty fragment was sucked at once over the fall, came up again far on the
+right hand, leaned ever more and more in the same direction, and
+disappeared under the hanging grasses on the castle side.
+
+‘One,’ said Mr. Archer, ‘one for standing still.’
+
+But the next launch had a different fate, and after hanging for a while
+about the edge of the stagnant water, steadily approached the
+bleaching-green and danced down the rapid under Nance’s eyes.
+
+‘One for me,’ she cried with some exultation; and then she observed that
+Mr. Archer had grown pale, and was kneeling on the rock, with his hand
+raised like a person petrified. ‘Why,’ said she, ‘you do not mind it, do
+you?’
+
+‘Does a man not mind a throw of dice by which a fortune hangs?’ said Mr.
+Archer, rather hoarsely. ‘And this is more than fortune. Nance, if you
+have any kindness for my fate, put up a prayer before I launch the next
+one.’
+
+‘A prayer,’ she cried, ‘about a game like this? I would not be so
+heathen.’
+
+‘Well,’ said he, ‘then without,’ and he closed his eyes and dropped the
+piece of rush. This time there was no doubt. It went for the rapid as
+straight as any arrow.
+
+‘Action then!’ said Mr. Archer, getting to his feet; ‘and then God
+forgive us,’ he added, almost to himself.
+
+‘God forgive us, indeed,’ cried Nance, ‘for wasting the good daylight!
+But come, Mr. Archer, if I see you look so serious I shall begin to think
+you was in earnest.’
+
+‘Nay,’ he said, turning upon her suddenly, with a full smile; ‘but is not
+this good advice? I have consulted God and demigod; the nymph of the
+river, and what I far more admire and trust, my blue-eyed Minerva. Both
+have said the same. My own heart was telling it already. Action, then,
+be mine; and into the deep sea with all this paralysing casuistry. I am
+happy to-day for the first time.’
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII—THE MAIL GUARD
+
+
+Somewhere about two in the morning a squall had burst upon the castle, a
+clap of screaming wind that made the towers rock, and a copious drift of
+rain that streamed from the windows. The wind soon blew itself out, but
+the day broke cloudy and dripping, and when the little party assembled at
+breakfast their humours appeared to have changed with the change of
+weather. Nance had been brooding on the scene at the river-side,
+applying it in various ways to her particular aspirations, and the
+result, which was hardly to her mind, had taken the colour out of her
+cheeks. Mr. Archer, too, was somewhat absent, his thoughts were of a
+mingled strain; and even upon his usually impassive countenance there
+were betrayed successive depths of depression and starts of exultation,
+which the girl translated in terms of her own hopes and fears. But
+Jonathan was the most altered: he was strangely silent, hardly passing a
+word, and watched Mr. Archer with an eager and furtive eye. It seemed as
+if the idea that had so long hovered before him had now taken a more
+solid shape, and, while it still attracted, somewhat alarmed his
+imagination.
+
+At this rate, conversation languished into a silence which was only
+broken by the gentle and ghostly noises of the rain on the stone roof and
+about all that field of ruins; and they were all relieved when the note
+of a man whistling and the sound of approaching footsteps in the grassy
+court announced a visitor. It was the ostler from the ‘Green Dragon’
+bringing a letter for Mr. Archer. Nance saw her hero’s face contract and
+then relax again at sight of it; and she thought that she knew why, for
+the sprawling, gross black characters of the address were easily
+distinguishable from the fine writing on the former letter that had so
+much disturbed him. He opened it and began to read; while the ostler sat
+down to table with a pot of ale, and proceeded to make himself agreeable
+after his fashion.
+
+‘Fine doings down our way, Miss Nance,’ said he. ‘I haven’t been abed
+this blessed night.’
+
+Nance expressed a polite interest, but her eye was on Mr. Archer, who was
+reading his letter with a face of such extreme indifference that she was
+tempted to suspect him of assumption.
+
+‘Yes,’ continued the ostler, ‘not been the like of it this fifteen years:
+the North Mail stopped at the three stones.’
+
+Jonathan’s cup was at his lip, but at this moment he choked with a great
+splutter; and Mr. Archer, as if startled by the noise, made so sudden a
+movement that one corner of the sheet tore off and stayed between his
+finger and thumb. It was some little time before the old man was
+sufficiently recovered to beg the ostler to go on, and he still kept
+coughing and crying and rubbing his eyes. Mr. Archer, on his side, laid
+the letter down, and, putting his hands in his pocket, listened gravely
+to the tale.
+
+‘Yes,’ resumed Sam, ‘the North Mail was stopped by a single horseman;
+dash my wig, but I admire him! There were four insides and two out, and
+poor Tom Oglethorpe, the guard. Tom showed himself a man; let fly his
+blunderbuss at him; had him covered, too, and could swear to that; but
+the Captain never let on, up with a pistol and fetched poor Tom a bullet
+through the body. Tom, he squelched upon the seat, all over blood. Up
+comes the Captain to the window. “Oblige me,” says he, “with what you
+have.” Would you believe it? Not a man says cheep!—not them. “Thy
+hands over thy head.” Four watches, rings, snuff-boxes, seven-and-forty
+pounds overhead in gold. One Dicksee, a grazier, tries it on: gives him
+a guinea. “Beg your pardon,” says the Captain, “I think too highly of
+you to take it at your hand. I will not take less than ten from such a
+gentleman.” This Dicksee had his money in his stocking, but there was
+the pistol at his eye. Down he goes, offs with his stocking, and there
+was thirty golden guineas. “Now,” says the Captain, “you’ve tried it on
+with me, but I scorns the advantage. Ten I said,” he says, “and ten I
+take.” So, dash my buttons, I call that man a man!’ cried Sam in cordial
+admiration.
+
+‘Well, and then?’ says Mr. Archer.
+
+‘Then,’ resumed Sam, ‘that old fat fagot Engleton, him as held the
+ribbons and drew up like a lamb when he was told to, picks up his cattle,
+and drives off again. Down they came to the “Dragon,” all singing like
+as if they was scalded, and poor Tom saying nothing. You would ‘a’
+thought they had all lost the King’s crown to hear them. Down gets this
+Dicksee. “Postmaster,” he says, taking him by the arm, “this is a most
+abominable thing,” he says. Down gets a Major Clayton, and gets the old
+man by the other arm. “We’ve been robbed,” he cries, “robbed!” Down
+gets the others, and all around the old man telling their story, and what
+they had lost, and how they was all as good as ruined; till at last Old
+Engleton says, says he, “How about Oglethorpe?” says he. “Ay,” says the
+others, “how about the guard?” Well, with that we bousted him down, as
+white as a rag and all blooded like a sop. I thought he was dead. Well,
+he ain’t dead; but he’s dying, I fancy.’
+
+‘Did you say four watches?’ said Jonathan.
+
+‘Four, I think. I wish it had been forty,’ cried Sam. ‘Such a party of
+soused herrings I never did see—not a man among them bar poor Tom. But
+us that are the servants on the road have all the risk and none of the
+profit.’
+
+‘And this brave fellow,’ asked Mr. Archer, very quietly, ‘this
+Oglethorpe—how is he now?’
+
+‘Well, sir, with my respects, I take it he has a hole bang through him,’
+said Sam. ‘The doctor hasn’t been yet. He’d ‘a’ been bright and early
+if it had been a passenger. But, doctor or no, I’ll make a good guess
+that Tom won’t see to-morrow. He’ll die on a Sunday, will poor Tom; and
+they do say that’s fortunate.’
+
+‘Did Tom see him that did it?’ asked Jonathan.
+
+‘Well, he saw him,’ replied Sam, ‘but not to swear by. Said he was a
+very tall man, and very big, and had a ’ankerchief about his face, and a
+very quick shot, and sat his horse like a thorough gentleman, as he is.’
+
+‘A gentleman!’ cried Nance. ‘The dirty knave!’
+
+‘Well, I calls a man like that a gentleman,’ returned the ostler; ‘that’s
+what I mean by a gentleman.’
+
+‘You don’t know much of them, then,’ said Nance.
+
+‘A gentleman would scorn to stoop to such a thing. I call my uncle a
+better gentleman than any thief.’
+
+‘And you would be right,’ said Mr. Archer.
+
+‘How many snuff-boxes did he get?’ asked Jonathan.
+
+‘O, dang me if I know,’ said Sam; ‘I didn’t take an inventory.’
+
+‘I will go back with you, if you please,’ said Mr. Archer. ‘I should
+like to see poor Oglethorpe. He has behaved well.’
+
+‘At your service, sir,’ said Sam, jumping to his feet. ‘I dare to say a
+gentleman like you would not forget a poor fellow like Tom—no, nor a
+plain man like me, sir, that went without his sleep to nurse him. And
+excuse me, sir,’ added Sam, ‘you won’t forget about the letter neither?’
+
+‘Surely not,’ said Mr. Archer.
+
+Oglethorpe lay in a low bed, one of several in a long garret of the inn.
+The rain soaked in places through the roof and fell in minute drops;
+there was but one small window; the beds were occupied by servants, the
+air of the garret was both close and chilly. Mr. Archer’s heart sank at
+the threshold to see a man lying perhaps mortally hurt in so poor a
+sick-room, and as he drew near the low bed he took his hat off. The
+guard was a big, blowsy, innocent-looking soul with a thick lip and a
+broad nose, comically turned up; his cheeks were crimson, and when Mr.
+Archer laid a finger on his brow he found him burning with fever.
+
+‘I fear you suffer much,’ he said, with a catch in his voice, as he sat
+down on the bedside.
+
+‘I suppose I do, sir,’ returned Oglethorpe; ‘it is main sore.’
+
+‘I am used to wounds and wounded men,’ returned the visitor. ‘I have
+been in the wars and nursed brave fellows before now; and, if you will
+suffer me, I propose to stay beside you till the doctor comes.’
+
+‘It is very good of you, sir, I am sure,’ said Oglethorpe. ‘The trouble
+is they won’t none of them let me drink.’
+
+‘If you will not tell the doctor,’ said Mr. Archer, ‘I will give you some
+water. They say it is bad for a green wound, but in the Low Countries we
+all drank water when we found the chance, and I could never perceive we
+were the worse for it.’
+
+‘Been wounded yourself, sir, perhaps?’ called Oglethorpe.
+
+‘Twice,’ said Mr. Archer, ‘and was as proud of these hurts as any lady of
+her bracelets. ’Tis a fine thing to smart for one’s duty; even in the
+pangs of it there is contentment.’
+
+‘Ah, well!’ replied the guard, ‘if you’ve been shot yourself, that
+explains. But as for contentment, why, sir, you see, it smarts, as you
+say. And then, I have a good wife, you see, and a bit of a brat—a little
+thing, so high.’
+
+‘Don’t move,’ said Mr. Archer.
+
+‘No, sir, I will not, and thank you kindly,’ said Oglethorpe. ‘At York
+they are. A very good lass is my wife—far too good for me. And the
+little rascal—well, I don’t know how to say it, but he sort of comes
+round you. If I were to go, sir, it would be hard on my poor girl—main
+hard on her!’
+
+‘Ay, you must feel bitter hardly to the rogue that laid you here,’ said
+Archer.
+
+‘Why, no, sir, more against Engleton and the passengers,’ replied the
+guard. ‘He played his hand, if you come to look at it; and I wish he had
+shot worse, or me better. And yet I’ll go to my grave but what I covered
+him,’ he cried. ‘It looks like witchcraft. I’ll go to my grave but what
+he was drove full of slugs like a pepper-box.’
+
+‘Quietly,’ said Mr. Archer, ‘you must not excite yourself. These
+deceptions are very usual in war; the eye, in the moment of alert, is
+hardly to be trusted, and when the smoke blows away you see the man you
+fired at, taking aim, it may be, at yourself. You should observe, too,
+that you were in the dark night, and somewhat dazzled by the lamps, and
+that the sudden stopping of the mail had jolted you. In such
+circumstances a man may miss, ay, even with a blunder-buss, and no blame
+attach to his marksmanship.’ . . .
+
+
+
+
+THE YOUNG CHEVALIER
+
+
+PROLOGUE—THE WINE-SELLER’S WIFE
+
+
+There was a wine-seller’s shop, as you went down to the river in the city
+of the Anti-popes. There a man was served with good wine of the country
+and plain country fare; and the place being clean and quiet, with a
+prospect on the river, certain gentlemen who dwelt in that city in
+attendance on a great personage made it a practice (when they had any
+silver in their purses) to come and eat there and be private.
+
+They called the wine-seller Paradou. He was built more like a bullock
+than a man, huge in bone and brawn, high in colour, and with a hand like
+a baby for size. Marie-Madeleine was the name of his wife; she was of
+Marseilles, a city of entrancing women, nor was any fairer than herself.
+She was tall, being almost of a height with Paradou; full-girdled,
+point-device in every form, with an exquisite delicacy in the face; her
+nose and nostrils a delight to look at from the fineness of the
+sculpture, her eyes inclined a hair’s-breadth inward, her colour between
+dark and fair, and laid on even like a flower’s. A faint rose dwelt in
+it, as though she had been found unawares bathing, and had blushed from
+head to foot. She was of a grave countenance, rarely smiling; yet it
+seemed to be written upon every part of her that she rejoiced in life.
+Her husband loved the heels of her feet and the knuckles of her fingers;
+he loved her like a glutton and a brute; his love hung about her like an
+atmosphere; one that came by chance into the wine-shop was aware of that
+passion; and it might be said that by the strength of it the woman had
+been drugged or spell-bound. She knew not if she loved or loathed him;
+he was always in her eyes like something monstrous—monstrous in his love,
+monstrous in his person, horrific but imposing in his violence; and her
+sentiment swung back and forward from desire to sickness. But the mean,
+where it dwelt chiefly, was an apathetic fascination, partly of horror;
+as of Europa in mid ocean with her bull.
+
+On the 10th November 1749 there sat two of the foreign gentlemen in the
+wine-seller’s shop. They were both handsome men of a good presence,
+richly dressed. The first was swarthy and long and lean, with an alert,
+black look, and a mole upon his cheek. The other was more fair. He
+seemed very easy and sedate, and a little melancholy for so young a man,
+but his smile was charming. In his grey eyes there was much abstraction,
+as of one recalling fondly that which was past and lost. Yet there was
+strength and swiftness in his limbs; and his mouth set straight across
+his face, the under lip a thought upon side, like that of a man
+accustomed to resolve. These two talked together in a rude outlandish
+speech that no frequenter of that wine-shop understood. The swarthy man
+answered to the name of _Ballantrae_; he of the dreamy eyes was sometimes
+called _Balmile_, and sometimes _my Lord_, or _my Lord Gladsmuir_; but
+when the title was given him, he seemed to put it by as if in jesting,
+not without bitterness.
+
+The mistral blew in the city. The first day of that wind, they say in
+the countries where its voice is heard, it blows away all the dust, the
+second all the stones, and the third it blows back others from the
+mountains. It was now come to the third day; outside the pebbles flew
+like hail, and the face of the river was puckered, and the very
+building-stones in the walls of houses seemed to be curdled with the
+savage cold and fury of that continuous blast. It could be heard to hoot
+in all the chimneys of the city; it swept about the wine-shop, filling
+the room with eddies; the chill and gritty touch of it passed between the
+nearest clothes and the bare flesh; and the two gentlemen at the far
+table kept their mantles loose about their shoulders. The roughness of
+these outer hulls, for they were plain travellers’ cloaks that had seen
+service, set the greater mark of richness on what showed below of their
+laced clothes; for the one was in scarlet and the other in violet and
+white, like men come from a scene of ceremony; as indeed they were.
+
+It chanced that these fine clothes were not without their influence on
+the scene which followed, and which makes the prologue of our tale. For
+a long time Balmile was in the habit to come to the wine-shop and eat a
+meal or drink a measure of wine; sometimes with a comrade; more often
+alone, when he would sit and dream and drum upon the table, and the
+thoughts would show in the man’s face in little glooms and lightenings,
+like the sun and the clouds upon a water. For a long time
+Marie-Madeleine had observed him apart. His sadness, the beauty of his
+smile when by any chance he remembered her existence and addressed her,
+the changes of his mind signalled forth by an abstruse play of feature,
+the mere fact that he was foreign and a thing detached from the local and
+the accustomed, insensibly attracted and affected her. Kindness was
+ready in her mind; it but lacked the touch of an occasion to effervesce
+and crystallise. Now Balmile had come hitherto in a very poor plain
+habit; and this day of the mistral, when his mantle was just open, and
+she saw beneath it the glancing of the violet and the velvet and the
+silver, and the clustering fineness of the lace, it seemed to set the man
+in a new light, with which he shone resplendent to her fancy.
+
+The high inhuman note of the wind, the violence and continuity of its
+outpouring, and the fierce touch of it upon man’s whole periphery,
+accelerated the functions of the mind. It set thoughts whirling, as it
+whirled the trees of the forest; it stirred them up in flights, as it
+stirred up the dust in chambers. As brief as sparks, the fancies
+glittered and succeeded each other in the mind of Marie-Madeleine; and
+the grave man with the smile, and the bright clothes under the plain
+mantle, haunted her with incongruous explanations. She considered him,
+the unknown, the speaker of an unknown tongue, the hero (as she placed
+him) of an unknown romance, the dweller upon unknown memories. She
+recalled him sitting there alone, so immersed, so stupefied; yet she was
+sure he was not stupid. She recalled one day when he had remained a long
+time motionless, with parted lips, like one in the act of starting up,
+his eyes fixed on vacancy. Any one else must have looked foolish; but
+not he. She tried to conceive what manner of memory had thus entranced
+him; she forged for him a past; she showed him to herself in every light
+of heroism and greatness and misfortune; she brooded with petulant
+intensity on all she knew and guessed of him. Yet, though she was
+already gone so deep, she was still unashamed, still unalarmed; her
+thoughts were still disinterested; she had still to reach the stage at
+which—beside the image of that other whom we love to contemplate and to
+adorn—we place the image of ourself and behold them together with
+delight.
+
+She stood within the counter, her hands clasped behind her back, her
+shoulders pressed against the wall, her feet braced out. Her face was
+bright with the wind and her own thoughts; as a fire in a similar day of
+tempest glows and brightens on a hearth, so she seemed to glow, standing
+there, and to breathe out energy. It was the first time Ballantrae had
+visited that wine-seller’s, the first time he had seen the wife; and his
+eyes were true to her.
+
+‘I perceive your reason for carrying me to this very draughty tavern,’ he
+said at last.
+
+‘I believe it is propinquity,’ returned Balmile.
+
+‘You play dark,’ said Ballantrae, ‘but have a care! Be more frank with
+me, or I will cut you out. I go through no form of qualifying my threat,
+which would be commonplace and not conscientious. There is only one
+point in these campaigns: that is the degree of admiration offered by the
+man; and to our hostess I am in a posture to make victorious love.’
+
+‘If you think you have the time, or the game worth the candle,’ replied
+the other with a shrug.
+
+‘One would suppose you were never at the pains to observe her,’ said
+Ballantrae.
+
+‘I am not very observant,’ said Balmile. ‘She seems comely.’
+
+‘You very dear and dull dog!’ cried Ballantrae; ‘chastity is the most
+besotting of the virtues. Why, she has a look in her face beyond
+singing! I believe, if you was to push me hard, I might trace it home to
+a trifle of a squint. What matters? The height of beauty is in the
+touch that’s wrong, that’s the modulation in a tune. ’Tis the devil we
+all love; I owe many a conquest to my mole’—he touched it as he spoke
+with a smile, and his eyes glittered;—‘we are all hunchbacks, and beauty
+is only that kind of deformity that I happen to admire. But come!
+Because you are chaste, for which I am sure I pay you my respects, that
+is no reason why you should be blind. Look at her, look at the delicious
+nose of her, look at her cheek, look at her ear, look at her hand and
+wrist—look at the whole baggage from heels to crown, and tell me if she
+wouldn’t melt on a man’s tongue.’
+
+As Ballantrae spoke, half jesting, half enthusiastic, Balmile was
+constrained to do as he was bidden. He looked at the woman, admired her
+excellences, and was at the same time ashamed for himself and his
+companion. So it befell that when Marie-Madeleine raised her eyes, she
+met those of the subject of her contemplations fixed directly on herself
+with a look that is unmistakable, the look of a person measuring and
+valuing another—and, to clench the false impression, that his glance was
+instantly and guiltily withdrawn. The blood beat back upon her heart and
+leaped again; her obscure thoughts flashed clear before her; she flew in
+fancy straight to his arms like a wanton, and fled again on the instant
+like a nymph. And at that moment there chanced an interruption, which
+not only spared her embarrassment, but set the last consecration on her
+now articulate love.
+
+Into the wine-shop there came a French gentleman, arrayed in the last
+refinement of the fashion, though a little tumbled by his passage in the
+wind. It was to be judged he had come from the same formal gathering at
+which the others had preceded him; and perhaps that he had gone there in
+the hope to meet with them, for he came up to Ballantrae with
+unceremonious eagerness.
+
+‘At last, here you are!’ he cried in French. ‘I thought I was to miss
+you altogether.’
+
+The Scotsmen rose, and Ballantrae, after the first greetings, laid his
+hand on his companion’s shoulder.
+
+‘My lord,’ said he, ‘allow me to present to you one of my best friends
+and one of our best soldiers, the Lord Viscount Gladsmuir.’
+
+The two bowed with the elaborate elegance of the period.
+
+‘_Monseigneur_,’ said Balmile, ‘_je n’ai pas la prétention de m’affubler
+d’un titre que la mauvaise fortune de mon roi ne me permet pas de porter
+comma il sied_. _Je m’appelle_, _pour vous servir_, _Blair de Balmile
+tout court_.’ [My lord, I have not the effrontery to cumber myself with
+a title which the ill fortunes of my king will not suffer me to bear the
+way it should be. I call myself, at your service, plain Blair of
+Balmile.]
+
+‘_Monsieur le Vicomte ou monsieur Blèr’ de Balmaïl_,’ replied the
+newcomer, ‘_le nom n’y fait rien_, _et l’on connaît vos beaux faits_.’
+[The name matters nothing, your gallant actions are known.]
+
+A few more ceremonies, and these three, sitting down together to the
+table, called for wine. It was the happiness of Marie-Madeleine to wait
+unobserved upon the prince of her desires. She poured the wine, he drank
+of it; and that link between them seemed to her, for the moment, close as
+a caress. Though they lowered their tones, she surprised great names
+passing in their conversation, names of kings, the names of de Gesvre and
+Belle-Isle; and the man who dealt in these high matters, and she who was
+now coupled with him in her own thoughts, seemed to swim in mid air in a
+transfiguration. Love is a crude core, but it has singular and
+far-reaching fringes; in that passionate attraction for the stranger that
+now swayed and mastered her, his harsh incomprehensible language, and
+these names of grandees in his talk, were each an element.
+
+The Frenchman stayed not long, but it was plain he left behind him matter
+of much interest to his companions; they spoke together earnestly, their
+heads down, the woman of the wine-shop totally forgotten; and they were
+still so occupied when Paradou returned.
+
+This man’s love was unsleeping. The even bluster of the mistral, with
+which he had been combating some hours, had not suspended, though it had
+embittered, that predominant passion. His first look was for his wife, a
+look of hope and suspicion, menace and humility and love, that made the
+over-blooming brute appear for the moment almost beautiful. She returned
+his glance, at first as though she knew him not, then with a swiftly
+waxing coldness of intent; and at last, without changing their direction,
+she had closed her eyes.
+
+There passed across her mind during that period much that Paradou could
+not have understood had it been told to him in words: chiefly the sense
+of an enlightening contrast betwixt the man who talked of kings and the
+man who kept a wine-shop, betwixt the love she yearned for and that to
+which she had been long exposed like a victim bound upon the altar.
+There swelled upon her, swifter than the Rhone, a tide of abhorrence and
+disgust. She had succumbed to the monster, humbling herself below
+animals; and now she loved a hero, aspiring to the semi-divine. It was
+in the pang of that humiliating thought that she had closed her eyes.
+
+Paradou—quick as beasts are quick, to translate silence—felt the insult
+through his blood; his inarticulate soul bellowed within him for revenge.
+He glanced about the shop. He saw the two indifferent gentlemen deep in
+talk, and passed them over: his fancy flying not so high. There was but
+one other present, a country lout who stood swallowing his wine, equally
+unobserved by all and unobserving—to him he dealt a glance of murderous
+suspicion, and turned direct upon his wife. The wine-shop had lain
+hitherto, a space of shelter, the scene of a few ceremonial passages and
+some whispered conversation, in the howling river of the wind; the clock
+had not yet ticked a score of times since Paradou’s appearance; and now,
+as he suddenly gave tongue, it seemed as though the mistral had entered
+at his heels.
+
+‘What ails you, woman?’ he cried, smiting on the counter.
+
+‘Nothing ails me,’ she replied. It was strange; but she spoke and stood
+at that moment like a lady of degree, drawn upward by her aspirations.
+
+‘You speak to me, by God, as though you scorned me!’ cried the husband.
+
+The man’s passion was always formidable; she had often looked on upon its
+violence with a thrill, it had been one ingredient in her fascination;
+and she was now surprised to behold him, as from afar off, gesticulating
+but impotent. His fury might be dangerous like a torrent or a gust of
+wind, but it was inhuman; it might be feared or braved, it should never
+be respected. And with that there came in her a sudden glow of courage
+and that readiness to die which attends so closely upon all strong
+passions.
+
+‘I do scorn you,’ she said.
+
+‘What is that?’ he cried.
+
+‘I scorn you,’ she repeated, smiling.
+
+‘You love another man!’ said he.
+
+‘With all my soul,’ was her reply.
+
+The wine-seller roared aloud so that the house rang and shook with it.
+
+‘Is this the—?’ he cried, using a foul word, common in the South; and he
+seized the young countryman and dashed him to the ground. There he lay
+for the least interval of time insensible; thence fled from the house,
+the most terrified person in the county. The heavy measure had escaped
+from his hands, splashing the wine high upon the wall. Paradou caught
+it. ‘And you?’ he roared to his wife, giving her the same name in the
+feminine, and he aimed at her the deadly missile. She expected it,
+motionless, with radiant eyes.
+
+But before it sped, Paradou was met by another adversary, and the
+unconscious rivals stood confronted. It was hard to say at that moment
+which appeared the more formidable. In Paradou, the whole muddy and
+truculent depths of the half-man were stirred to frenzy; the lust of
+destruction raged in him; there was not a feature in his face but it
+talked murder. Balmile had dropped his cloak: he shone out at once in
+his finery, and stood to his full stature; girt in mind and body all his
+resources, all his temper, perfectly in command in his face the light of
+battle. Neither spoke; there was no blow nor threat of one; it was war
+reduced to its last element, the spiritual; and the huge wine-seller
+slowly lowered his weapon. Balmile was a noble, he a commoner; Balmile
+exulted in an honourable cause. Paradou already perhaps began to be
+ashamed of his violence. Of a sudden, at least, the tortured brute
+turned and fled from the shop in the footsteps of his former victim, to
+whose continued flight his reappearance added wings.
+
+So soon as Balmile appeared between her husband and herself,
+Marie-Madeleine transferred to him her eyes. It might be her last
+moment, and she fed upon that face; reading there inimitable courage and
+illimitable valour to protect. And when the momentary peril was gone by,
+and the champion turned a little awkwardly towards her whom he had
+rescued, it was to meet, and quail before, a gaze of admiration more
+distinct than words. He bowed, he stammered, his words failed him; he
+who had crossed the floor a moment ago, like a young god, to smite,
+returned like one discomfited; got somehow to his place by the table,
+muffled himself again in his discarded cloak, and for a last touch of the
+ridiculous, seeking for anything to restore his countenance, drank of the
+wine before him, deep as a porter after a heavy lift. It was little
+wonder if Ballantrae, reading the scene with malevolent eyes, laughed out
+loud and brief, and drank with raised glass, ‘To the champion of the
+Fair.’
+
+Marie-Madeleine stood in her old place within the counter; she disdained
+the mocking laughter; it fell on her ears, but it did not reach her
+spirit. For her, the world of living persons was all resumed again into
+one pair, as in the days of Eden; there was but the one end in life, the
+one hope before her, the one thing needful, the one thing possible—to be
+his.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I—THE PRINCE
+
+
+That same night there was in the city of Avignon a young man in distress
+of mind. Now he sat, now walked in a high apartment, full of draughts
+and shadows. A single candle made the darkness visible; and the light
+scarce sufficed to show upon the wall, where they had been recently and
+rudely nailed, a few miniatures and a copper medal of the young man’s
+head. The same was being sold that year in London, to admiring
+thousands. The original was fair; he had beautiful brown eyes, a
+beautiful bright open face; a little feminine, a little hard, a little
+weak; still full of the light of youth, but already beginning to be
+vulgarised; a sordid bloom come upon it, the lines coarsened with a touch
+of puffiness. He was dressed, as for a gala, in peach-colour and silver;
+his breast sparkled with stars and was bright with ribbons; for he had
+held a levee in the afternoon and received a distinguished personage
+incognito. Now he sat with a bowed head, now walked precipitately to and
+fro, now went and gazed from the uncurtained window, where the wind was
+still blowing, and the lights winked in the darkness.
+
+The bells of Avignon rose into song as he was gazing; and the high notes
+and the deep tossed and drowned, boomed suddenly near or were suddenly
+swallowed up, in the current of the mistral. Tears sprang in the pale
+blue eyes; the expression of his face was changed to that of a more
+active misery, it seemed as if the voices of the bells reached, and
+touched and pained him, in a waste of vacancy where even pain was
+welcome. Outside in the night they continued to sound on, swelling and
+fainting; and the listener heard in his memory, as it were their
+harmonies, joy-bells clashing in a northern city, and the acclamations of
+a multitude, the cries of battle, the gross voices of cannon, the stridor
+of an animated life. And then all died away, and he stood face to face
+with himself in the waste of vacancy, and a horror came upon his mind,
+and a faintness on his brain, such as seizes men upon the brink of
+cliffs.
+
+On the table, by the side of the candle, stood a tray of glasses, a
+bottle, and a silver bell. He went thither swiftly, then his hand
+lowered first above the bell, then settled on the bottle. Slowly he
+filled a glass, slowly drank it out; and, as a tide of animal warmth
+recomforted the recesses of his nature, stood there smiling at himself.
+He remembered he was young; the funeral curtains rose, and he saw his
+life shine and broaden and flow out majestically, like a river sunward.
+The smile still on his lips, he lit a second candle and a third; a fire
+stood ready built in a chimney, he lit that also; and the fir-cones and
+the gnarled olive billets were swift to break in flame and to crackle on
+the hearth, and the room brightened and enlarged about him like his
+hopes. To and fro, to and fro, he went, his hands lightly clasped, his
+breath deeply and pleasurably taken. Victory walked with him; he marched
+to crowns and empires among shouting followers; glory was his dress. And
+presently again the shadows closed upon the solitary. Under the gilt of
+flame and candle-light, the stone walls of the apartment showed down bare
+and cold; behind the depicted triumph loomed up the actual failure:
+defeat, the long distress of the flight, exile, despair, broken
+followers, mourning faces, empty pockets, friends estranged. The memory
+of his father rose in his mind: he, too, estranged and defied; despair
+sharpened into wrath. There was one who had led armies in the field, who
+had staked his life upon the family enterprise, a man of action and
+experience, of the open air, the camp, the court, the council-room; and
+he was to accept direction from an old, pompous gentleman in a home in
+Italy, and buzzed about by priests? A pretty king, if he had not a
+martial son to lean upon! A king at all?
+
+‘There was a weaver (of all people) joined me at St. Ninians; he was more
+of a man than my papa!’ he thought. ‘I saw him lie doubled in his blood
+and a grenadier below him—and he died for my papa! All died for him, or
+risked the dying, and I lay for him all those months in the rain and
+skulked in heather like a fox; and now he writes me his advice! calls me
+Carluccio—me, the man of the house, the only king in that king’s race.’
+He ground his teeth. ‘The only king in Europe!’ Who else? Who has done
+and suffered except me? who has lain and run and hidden with his faithful
+subjects, like a second Bruce? Not my accursed cousin, Louis of France,
+at least, the lewd effeminate traitor!’ And filling the glass to the
+brim, he drank a king’s damnation. Ah, if he had the power of Louis,
+what a king were here!
+
+The minutes followed each other into the past, and still he persevered in
+this debilitating cycle of emotions, still fed the fire of his excitement
+with driblets of Rhine wine: a boy at odds with life, a boy with a spark
+of the heroic, which he was now burning out and drowning down in futile
+reverie and solitary excess.
+
+From two rooms beyond, the sudden sound of a raised voice attracted him.
+
+‘By . . .
+
+
+
+
+HEATHERCAT
+
+
+CHAPTER I—TRAQUAIRS OF MONTROYMONT
+
+
+The period of this tale is in the heat of the _killing-time_; the scene
+laid for the most part in solitary hills and morasses, haunted only by
+the so-called Mountain Wanderers, the dragoons that came in chase of
+them, the women that wept on their dead bodies, and the wild birds of the
+moorland that have cried there since the beginning. It is a land of many
+rain-clouds; a land of much mute history, written there in prehistoric
+symbols. Strange green raths are to be seen commonly in the country,
+above all by the kirkyards; barrows of the dead, standing stones; beside
+these, the faint, durable footprints and handmarks of the Roman; and an
+antiquity older perhaps than any, and still living and active—a complete
+Celtic nomenclature and a scarce-mingled Celtic population. These rugged
+and grey hills were once included in the boundaries of the Caledonian
+Forest. Merlin sat here below his apple-tree and lamented Gwendolen;
+here spoke with Kentigern; here fell into his enchanted trance. And the
+legend of his slumber seems to body forth the story of that Celtic race,
+deprived for so many centuries of their authentic speech, surviving with
+their ancestral inheritance of melancholy perversity and patient,
+unfortunate courage.
+
+The Traquairs of Montroymont (_Mons Romanus_, as the erudite expound it)
+had long held their seat about the head-waters of the Dule and in the
+back parts of the moorland parish of Balweary. For two hundred years
+they had enjoyed in these upland quarters a certain decency (almost to be
+named distinction) of repute; and the annals of their house, or what is
+remembered of them, were obscure and bloody. Ninian Traquair was
+‘cruallie slochtered’ by the Crozers at the kirk-door of Balweary, anno
+1482. Francis killed Simon Ruthven of Drumshoreland, anno 1540; bought
+letters of slayers at the widow and heir, and, by a barbarous form of
+compounding, married (without tocher) Simon’s daughter Grizzel, which is
+the way the Traquairs and Ruthvens came first to an intermarriage. About
+the last Traquair and Ruthven marriage, it is the business of this book,
+among many other things, to tell.
+
+The Traquairs were always strong for the Covenant; for the King also, but
+the Covenant first; and it began to be ill days for Montroymont when the
+Bishops came in and the dragoons at the heels of them. Ninian (then
+laird) was an anxious husband of himself and the property, as the times
+required, and it may be said of him, that he lost both. He was heavily
+suspected of the Pentland Hills rebellion. When it came the length of
+Bothwell Brig, he stood his trial before the Secret Council, and was
+convicted of talking with some insurgents by the wayside, the subject of
+the conversation not very clearly appearing, and of the reset and
+maintenance of one Gale, a gardener man, who was seen before Bothwell
+with a musket, and afterwards, for a continuance of months, delved the
+garden at Montroymont. Matters went very ill with Ninian at the Council;
+some of the lords were clear for treason; and even the boot was talked
+of. But he was spared that torture; and at last, having pretty good
+friendship among great men, he came off with a fine of seven thousand
+marks, that caused the estate to groan. In this case, as in so many
+others, it was the wife that made the trouble. She was a great keeper of
+conventicles; would ride ten miles to one, and when she was fined,
+rejoiced greatly to suffer for the Kirk; but it was rather her husband
+that suffered. She had their only son, Francis, baptized privately by
+the hands of Mr. Kidd; there was that much the more to pay for! She
+could neither be driven nor wiled into the parish kirk; as for taking the
+sacrament at the hands of any Episcopalian curate, and tenfold more at
+those of Curate Haddo, there was nothing further from her purposes; and
+Montroymont had to put his hand in his pocket month by month and year by
+year. Once, indeed, the little lady was cast in prison, and the laird,
+worthy, heavy, uninterested man, had to ride up and take her place; from
+which he was not discharged under nine months and a sharp fine. It
+scarce seemed she had any gratitude to him; she came out of gaol herself,
+and plunged immediately deeper in conventicles, resetting recusants, and
+all her old, expensive folly, only with greater vigour and openness,
+because Montroymont was safe in the Tolbooth and she had no witness to
+consider. When he was liberated and came back, with his fingers singed,
+in December 1680, and late in the black night, my lady was from home. He
+came into the house at his alighting, with a riding-rod yet in his hand;
+and, on the servant-maid telling him, caught her by the scruff of the
+neck, beat her violently, flung her down in the passageway, and went
+upstairs to his bed fasting and without a light. It was three in the
+morning when my lady returned from that conventicle, and, hearing of the
+assault (because the maid had sat up for her, weeping), went to their
+common chamber with a lantern in hand and stamping with her shoes so as
+to wake the dead; it was supposed, by those that heard her, from a design
+to have it out with the good man at once. The house-servants gathered on
+the stair, because it was a main interest with them to know which of
+these two was the better horse; and for the space of two hours they were
+heard to go at the matter, hammer and tongs. Montroymont alleged he was
+at the end of possibilities; it was no longer within his power to pay the
+annual rents; she had served him basely by keeping conventicles while he
+lay in prison for her sake; his friends were weary, and there was nothing
+else before him but the entire loss of the family lands, and to begin
+life again by the wayside as a common beggar. She took him up very sharp
+and high: called upon him, if he were a Christian? and which he most
+considered, the loss of a few dirty, miry glebes, or of his soul?
+Presently he was heard to weep, and my lady’s voice to go on continually
+like a running burn, only the words indistinguishable; whereupon it was
+supposed a victory for her ladyship, and the domestics took themselves to
+bed. The next day Traquair appeared like a man who had gone under the
+harrows; and his lady wife thenceforward continued in her old course
+without the least deflection.
+
+Thenceforward Ninian went on his way without complaint, and suffered his
+wife to go on hers without remonstrance. He still minded his estate, of
+which it might be said he took daily a fresh farewell, and counted it
+already lost; looking ruefully on the acres and the graves of his
+fathers, on the moorlands where the wild-fowl consorted, the low,
+gurgling pool of the trout, and the high, windy place of the calling
+curlews—things that were yet his for the day and would be another’s
+to-morrow; coming back again, and sitting ciphering till the dusk at his
+approaching ruin, which no device of arithmetic could postpone beyond a
+year or two. He was essentially the simple ancient man, the farmer and
+landholder; he would have been content to watch the seasons come and go,
+and his cattle increase, until the limit of age; he would have been
+content at any time to die, if he could have left the estates
+undiminished to an heir-male of his ancestors, that duty standing first
+in his instinctive calendar. And now he saw everywhere the image of the
+new proprietor come to meet him, and go sowing and reaping, or fowling
+for his pleasure on the red moors, or eating the very gooseberries in the
+Place garden; and saw always, on the other hand, the figure of Francis go
+forth, a beggar, into the broad world.
+
+It was in vain the poor gentleman sought to moderate; took every test and
+took advantage of every indulgence; went and drank with the dragoons in
+Balweary; attended the communion and came regularly to the church to
+Curate Haddo, with his son beside him. The mad, raging, Presbyterian
+zealot of a wife at home made all of no avail; and indeed the house must
+have fallen years before if it had not been for the secret indulgence of
+the curate, who had a great sympathy with the laird, and winked hard at
+the doings in Montroymont. This curate was a man very ill reputed in the
+countryside, and indeed in all Scotland. ‘Infamous Haddo’ is Shield’s
+expression. But Patrick Walker is more copious. ‘Curate Hall Haddo,’
+says he, _sub voce_ Peden, ‘or _Hell_ Haddo, as he was more justly to be
+called, a pokeful of old condemned errors and the filthy vile lusts of
+the flesh, a published whore-monger, a common gross drunkard, continually
+and godlessly scraping and skirling on a fiddle, continually breathing
+flames against the remnant of Israel. But the Lord put an end to his
+piping, and all these offences were composed into one bloody grave.’ No
+doubt this was written to excuse his slaughter; and I have never heard it
+claimed for Walker that he was either a just witness or an indulgent
+judge. At least, in a merely human character, Haddo comes off not wholly
+amiss in the matter of these Traquairs: not that he showed any graces of
+the Christian, but had a sort of Pagan decency, which might almost tempt
+one to be concerned about his sudden, violent, and unprepared fate.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II—FRANCIE
+
+
+Francie was eleven years old, shy, secret, and rather childish of his
+age, though not backward in schooling, which had been pushed on far by a
+private governor, one M‘Brair, a forfeited minister harboured in that
+capacity at Montroymont. The boy, already much employed in secret by his
+mother, was the most apt hand conceivable to run upon a message, to carry
+food to lurking fugitives, or to stand sentry on the skyline above a
+conventicle. It seemed no place on the moorlands was so naked but what
+he would find cover there; and as he knew every hag, boulder, and
+heather-bush in a circuit of seven miles about Montroymont, there was
+scarce any spot but what he could leave or approach it unseen. This
+dexterity had won him a reputation in that part of the country; and among
+the many children employed in these dangerous affairs, he passed under
+the by-name of Heathercat.
+
+How much his father knew of this employment might be doubted. He took
+much forethought for the boy’s future, seeing he was like to be left so
+poorly, and would sometimes assist at his lessons, sighing heavily,
+yawning deep, and now and again patting Francie on the shoulder if he
+seemed to be doing ill, by way of a private, kind encouragement. But a
+great part of the day was passed in aimless wanderings with his eyes
+sealed, or in his cabinet sitting bemused over the particulars of the
+coming bankruptcy; and the boy would be absent a dozen times for once
+that his father would observe it.
+
+On 2nd of July 1682 the boy had an errand from his mother, which must be
+kept private from all, the father included in the first of them.
+Crossing the braes, he hears the clatter of a horse’s shoes, and claps
+down incontinent in a hag by the wayside. And presently he spied his
+father come riding from one direction, and Curate Haddo walking from
+another; and Montroymont leaning down from the saddle, and Haddo getting
+on his toes (for he was a little, ruddy, bald-pated man, more like a
+dwarf), they greeted kindly, and came to a halt within two fathoms of the
+child.
+
+‘Montroymont,’ the curate said, ‘the deil’s in ’t but I’ll have to
+denunciate your leddy again.’
+
+‘Deil’s in ’t indeed!’ says the laird.
+
+‘Man! can ye no induce her to come to the kirk?’ pursues Haddo; ‘or to a
+communion at the least of it? For the conventicles, let be! and the same
+for yon solemn fule, M‘Brair: I can blink at them. But she’s got to come
+to the kirk, Montroymont.’
+
+‘Dinna speak of it,’ says the laird. ‘I can do nothing with her.’
+
+‘Couldn’t ye try the stick to her? it works wonders whiles,’ suggested
+Haddo. ‘No? I’m wae to hear it. And I suppose ye ken where you’re
+going?’
+
+‘Fine!’ said Montroymont. ‘Fine do I ken where: bankrup’cy and the Bass
+Rock!’
+
+‘Praise to my bones that I never married!’ cried the curate. ‘Well, it’s
+a grievous thing to me to see an auld house dung down that was here
+before Flodden Field. But naebody can say it was with my wish.’
+
+‘No more they can, Haddo!’ says the laird. ‘A good friend ye’ve been to
+me, first and last. I can give you that character with a clear
+conscience.’
+
+Whereupon they separated, and Montroymont rode briskly down into the Dule
+Valley. But of the curate Francis was not to be quit so easily. He went
+on with his little, brisk steps to the corner of a dyke, and stopped and
+whistled and waved upon a lassie that was herding cattle there. This
+Janet M‘Clour was a big lass, being taller than the curate; and what made
+her look the more so, she was kilted very high. It seemed for a while
+she would not come, and Francie heard her calling Haddo a ‘daft auld
+fule,’ and saw her running and dodging him among the whins and hags till
+he was fairly blown. But at the last he gets a bottle from his
+plaid-neuk and holds it up to her; whereupon she came at once into a
+composition, and the pair sat, drinking of the bottle, and daffing and
+laughing together, on a mound of heather. The boy had scarce heard of
+these vanities, or he might have been minded of a nymph and satyr, if
+anybody could have taken long-leggit Janet for a nymph. But they seemed
+to be huge friends, he thought; and was the more surprised, when the
+curate had taken his leave, to see the lassie fling stones after him with
+screeches of laughter, and Haddo turn about and caper, and shake his
+staff at her, and laugh louder than herself. A wonderful merry pair,
+they seemed; and when Francie had crawled out of the hag, he had a great
+deal to consider in his mind. It was possible they were all fallen in
+error about Mr. Haddo, he reflected—having seen him so tender with
+Montroymont, and so kind and playful with the lass Janet; and he had a
+temptation to go out of his road and question her herself upon the
+matter. But he had a strong spirit of duty on him; and plodded on
+instead over the braes till he came near the House of Cairngorm. There,
+in a hollow place by the burnside that was shaded by some birks, he was
+aware of a barefoot boy, perhaps a matter of three years older than
+himself. The two approached with the precautions of a pair of strange
+dogs, looking at each other queerly.
+
+‘It’s ill weather on the hills,’ said the stranger, giving the watchword.
+
+‘For a season,’ said Francie, ‘but the Lord will appear.’
+
+‘Richt,’ said the barefoot boy; ‘wha’re ye frae?’
+
+‘The Leddy Montroymont,’ says Francie.
+
+‘Ha’e, then!’ says the stranger, and handed him a folded paper, and they
+stood and looked at each other again. ‘It’s unco het,’ said the boy.
+
+‘Dooms het,’ says Francie.
+
+‘What do they ca’ ye?’ says the other.
+
+‘Francie,’ says he. ‘I’m young Montroymont. They ca’ me Heathercat.’
+
+‘I’m Jock Crozer,’ said the boy. And there was another pause, while each
+rolled a stone under his foot.
+
+‘Cast your jaiket and I’ll fecht ye for a bawbee,’ cried the elder boy
+with sudden violence, and dramatically throwing back his jacket.
+
+‘Na, I’ve nae time the now,’ said Francie, with a sharp thrill of alarm,
+because Crozer was much the heavier boy.
+
+‘Ye’re feared. Heathercat indeed!’ said Crozer, for among this infantile
+army of spies and messengers, the fame of Crozer had gone forth and was
+resented by his rivals. And with that they separated.
+
+On his way home Francie was a good deal occupied with the recollection of
+this untoward incident. The challenge had been fairly offered and basely
+refused: the tale would be carried all over the country, and the lustre
+of the name of Heathercat be dimmed. But the scene between Curate Haddo
+and Janet M‘Clour had also given him much to think of: and he was still
+puzzling over the case of the curate, and why such ill words were said of
+him, and why, if he were so merry-spirited, he should yet preach so dry,
+when coming over a knowe, whom should he see but Janet, sitting with her
+back to him, minding her cattle! He was always a great child for secret,
+stealthy ways, having been employed by his mother on errands when the
+same was necessary; and he came behind the lass without her hearing.
+
+‘Jennet,’ says he.
+
+‘Keep me,’ cries Janet, springing up. ‘O, it’s you, Maister Francie!
+Save us, what a fricht ye gied me.’
+
+‘Ay, it’s me,’ said Francie. ‘I’ve been thinking, Jennet; I saw you and
+the curate a while back—’
+
+‘Brat!’ cried Janet, and coloured up crimson; and the one moment made as
+if she would have stricken him with a ragged stick she had to chase her
+bestial with, and the next was begging and praying that he would mention
+it to none. It was ‘naebody’s business, whatever,’ she said; ‘it would
+just start a clash in the country’; and there would be nothing left for
+her but to drown herself in Dule Water.
+
+‘Why?’ says Francie.
+
+The girl looked at him and grew scarlet again.
+
+‘And it isna that, anyway,’ continued Francie. ‘It was just that he
+seemed so good to ye—like our Father in heaven, I thought; and I thought
+that mebbe, perhaps, we had all been wrong about him from the first. But
+I’ll have to tell Mr. M‘Brair; I’m under a kind of a bargain to him to
+tell him all.’
+
+‘Tell it to the divil if ye like for me!’ cried the lass. ‘I’ve naething
+to be ashamed of. Tell M‘Brair to mind his ain affairs,’ she cried
+again: ‘they’ll be hot eneugh for him, if Haddie likes!’ And so strode
+off, shoving her beasts before her, and ever and again looking back and
+crying angry words to the boy, where he stood mystified.
+
+By the time he had got home his mind was made up that he would say
+nothing to his mother. My Lady Montroymont was in the keeping-room,
+reading a godly book; she was a wonderful frail little wife to make so
+much noise in the world and be able to steer about that patient sheep her
+husband; her eyes were like sloes, the fingers of her hands were like
+tobacco-pipe shanks, her mouth shut tight like a trap; and even when she
+was the most serious, and still more when she was angry, there hung about
+her face the terrifying semblance of a smile.
+
+‘Have ye gotten the billet, Francie said she; and when he had handed it
+over, and she had read and burned it, ‘Did you see anybody?’ she asked.
+
+‘I saw the laird,’ said Francie.
+
+‘He didna see you, though?’ asked his mother.
+
+‘Deil a fear,’ from Francie.
+
+‘Francie!’ she cried. ‘What’s that I hear? an aith? The Lord forgive
+me, have I broughten forth a brand for the burning, a fagot for
+hell-fire?’
+
+‘I’m very sorry, ma’am,’ said Francie. ‘I humbly beg the Lord’s pardon,
+and yours, for my wickedness.’
+
+‘H’m,’ grunted the lady. ‘Did ye see nobody else?’
+
+‘No, ma’am,’ said Francie, with the face of an angel, ‘except Jock
+Crozer, that gied me the billet.’
+
+‘Jock Crozer!’ cried the lady. ‘I’ll Crozer them! Crozers indeed! What
+next? Are we to repose the lives of a suffering remnant in Crozers? The
+whole clan of them wants hanging, and if I had my way of it, they wouldna
+want it long. Are you aware, sir, that these Crozers killed your
+forebear at the kirk-door?’
+
+‘You see, he was bigger ’n me,’ said Francie.
+
+‘Jock Crozer!’ continued the lady. ‘That’ll be Clement’s son, the
+biggest thief and reiver in the country-side. To trust a note to him!
+But I’ll give the benefit of my opinions to Lady Whitecross when we two
+forgather. Let her look to herself! I have no patience with
+half-hearted carlines, that complies on the Lord’s day morning with the
+kirk, and comes taigling the same night to the conventicle. The one or
+the other! is what I say: hell or heaven—Haddie’s abominations or the
+pure word of God dreeping from the lips of Mr. Arnot,
+
+ ‘“Like honey from the honeycomb
+ That dreepeth, sweeter far.”’
+
+My lady was now fairly launched, and that upon two congenial subjects:
+the deficiencies of the Lady Whitecross and the turpitudes of the whole
+Crozer race—which, indeed, had never been conspicuous for respectability.
+She pursued the pair of them for twenty minutes on the clock with
+wonderful animation and detail, something of the pulpit manner, and the
+spirit of one possessed. ‘O hellish compliance!’ she exclaimed. ‘I
+would not suffer a complier to break bread with Christian folk. Of all
+the sins of this day there is not one so God-defying, so
+Christ-humiliating, as damnable compliance’: the boy standing before her
+meanwhile, and brokenly pursuing other thoughts, mainly of Haddo and
+Janet, and Jock Crozer stripping off his jacket. And yet, with all his
+distraction, it might be argued that he heard too much: his father and
+himself being ‘compliers’—that is to say, attending the church of the
+parish as the law required.
+
+Presently, the lady’s passion beginning to decline, or her flux of ill
+words to be exhausted, she dismissed her audience. Francie bowed low,
+left the room, closed the door behind him: and then turned him about in
+the passage-way, and with a low voice, but a prodigious deal of
+sentiment, repeated the name of the evil one twenty times over, to the
+end of which, for the greater efficacy, he tacked on ‘damnable’ and
+‘hellish.’ _Fas est ab hoste doceri_—disrespect is made more pungent by
+quotation; and there is no doubt but he felt relieved, and went upstairs
+into his tutor’s chamber with a quiet mind. M‘Brair sat by the cheek of
+the peat-fire and shivered, for he had a quartan ague and this was his
+day. The great night-cap and plaid, the dark unshaven cheeks of the man,
+and the white, thin hands that held the plaid about his chittering body,
+made a sorrowful picture. But Francie knew and loved him; came straight
+in, nestled close to the refugee, and told his story. M‘Brair had been
+at the College with Haddo; the Presbytery had licensed both on the same
+day; and at this tale, told with so much innocency by the boy, the heart
+of the tutor was commoved.
+
+‘Woe upon him! Woe upon that man!’ he cried. ‘O the unfaithful
+shepherd! O the hireling and apostate minister! Make my matters hot for
+me? quo’ she! the shameless limmer! And true it is, that he could repose
+me in that nasty, stinking hole, the Canongate Tolbooth, from which your
+mother drew me out—the Lord reward her for it!—or to that cold, unbieldy,
+marine place of the Bass Rock, which, with my delicate kist, would be
+fair ruin to me. But I will be valiant in my Master’s service. I have a
+duty here: a duty to my God, to myself, and to Haddo: in His strength, I
+will perform it.’
+
+Then he straitly discharged Francie to repeat the tale, and bade him in
+the future to avert his very eyes from the doings of the curate. ‘You
+must go to his place of idolatry; look upon him there!’ says he, ‘but
+nowhere else. Avert your eyes, close your ears, pass him by like a three
+days’ corp. He is like that damnable monster Basiliscus, which
+defiles—yea, poisons!—by the sight.’—All which was hardly claratory to
+the boy’s mind.
+
+Presently Montroymont came home, and called up the stairs to Francie.
+Traquair was a good shot and swordsman: and it was his pleasure to walk
+with his son over the braes of the moorfowl, or to teach him arms in the
+back court, when they made a mighty comely pair, the child being so lean,
+and light, and active, and the laird himself a man of a manly, pretty
+stature, his hair (the periwig being laid aside) showing already white
+with many anxieties, and his face of an even, flaccid red. But this day
+Francie’s heart was not in the fencing.
+
+‘Sir,’ says he, suddenly lowering his point, ‘will ye tell me a thing if
+I was to ask it?’
+
+‘Ask away,’ says the father.
+
+‘Well, it’s this,’ said Francie: ‘Why do you and me comply if it’s so
+wicked?’
+
+‘Ay, ye have the cant of it too!’ cries Montroymont. ‘But I’ll tell ye
+for all that. It’s to try and see if we can keep the rigging on this
+house, Francie. If she had her way, we would be beggar-folk, and hold
+our hands out by the wayside. When ye hear her—when ye hear folk,’ he
+corrected himself briskly, ‘call me a coward, and one that betrayed the
+Lord, and I kenna what else, just mind it was to keep a bed to ye to
+sleep in and a bite for ye to eat.—On guard!’ he cried, and the lesson
+proceeded again till they were called to supper.
+
+‘There’s another thing yet,’ said Francie, stopping his father. ‘There’s
+another thing that I am not sure that I am very caring for. She—she
+sends me errands.’
+
+‘Obey her, then, as is your bounden duty,’ said Traquair.
+
+‘Ay, but wait till I tell ye,’ says the boy. ‘If I was to see you I was
+to hide.’
+
+Montroymont sighed. ‘Well, and that’s good of her too,’ said he. ‘The
+less that I ken of thir doings the better for me; and the best thing you
+can do is just to obey her, and see and be a good son to her, the same as
+ye are to me, Francie.’
+
+At the tenderness of this expression the heart of Francie swelled within
+his bosom, and his remorse was poured out. ‘Faither!’ he cried, ‘I said
+“deil” to-day; many’s the time I said it, and _damnable_ too, and
+_hellitsh_. I ken they’re all right; they’re beeblical. But I didna say
+them beeblically; I said them for sweir words—that’s the truth of it.’
+
+‘Hout, ye silly bairn!’ said the father, ‘dinna do it nae mair, and come
+in by to your supper.’ And he took the boy, and drew him close to him a
+moment, as they went through the door, with something very fond and
+secret, like a caress between a pair of lovers.
+
+The next day M‘Brair was abroad in the afternoon, and had a long advising
+with Janet on the braes where she herded cattle. What passed was never
+wholly known; but the lass wept bitterly, and fell on her knees to him
+among the whins. The same night, as soon as it was dark, he took the
+road again for Balweary. In the Kirkton, where the dragoons quartered,
+he saw many lights, and heard the noise of a ranting song and people
+laughing grossly, which was highly offensive to his mind. He gave it the
+wider berth, keeping among fields; and came down at last by the
+water-side, where the manse stands solitary between the river and the
+road. He tapped at the back door, and the old woman called upon him to
+come in, and guided him through the house to the study, as they still
+called it, though there was little enough study there in Haddo’s days,
+and more song-books than theology.
+
+‘Here’s yin to speak wi’ ye, Mr. Haddie!’ cries the old wife.
+
+And M‘Brair, opening the door and entering, found the little, round, red
+man seated in one chair and his feet upon another. A clear fire and a
+tallow dip lighted him barely. He was taking tobacco in a pipe, and
+smiling to himself; and a brandy-bottle and glass, and his fiddle and
+bow, were beside him on the table.
+
+‘Hech, Patey M‘Briar, is this you?’ said he, a trifle tipsily. ‘Step in
+by, man, and have a drop brandy: for the stomach’s sake! Even the deil
+can quote Scripture—eh, Patey?’
+
+‘I will neither eat nor drink with you,’ replied M‘Brair. ‘I am come
+upon my Master’s errand: woe be upon me if I should anyways mince the
+same. Hall Haddo, I summon you to quit this kirk which you encumber.’
+
+‘Muckle obleeged!’ says Haddo, winking.
+
+‘You and me have been to kirk and market together,’ pursued M‘Brair; ‘we
+have had blessed seasons in the kirk, we have sat in the same
+teaching-rooms and read in the same book; and I know you still retain for
+me some carnal kindness. It would be my shame if I denied it; I live
+here at your mercy and by your favour, and glory to acknowledge it. You
+have pity on my wretched body, which is but grass, and must soon be
+trodden under: but O, Haddo! how much greater is the yearning with which
+I yearn after and pity your immortal soul! Come now, let us reason
+together! I drop all points of controversy, weighty though these be; I
+take your defaced and damnified kirk on your own terms; and I ask you,
+Are you a worthy minister? The communion season approaches; how can you
+pronounce thir solemn words, “The elders will now bring forrit the
+elements,” and not quail? A parishioner may be summoned to-night; you
+may have to rise from your miserable orgies; and I ask you, Haddo, what
+does your conscience tell you? Are you fit? Are you fit to smooth the
+pillow of a parting Christian? And if the summons should be for
+yourself, how then?’
+
+Haddo was startled out of all composure and the better part of his
+temper. ‘What’s this of it?’ he cried. ‘I’m no waur than my neebours.
+I never set up to be speeritual; I never did. I’m a plain, canty
+creature; godliness is cheerfulness, says I; give me my fiddle and a
+dram, and I wouldna hairm a flee.’
+
+‘And I repeat my question,’ said M‘Brair: ‘Are you fit—fit for this great
+charge? fit to carry and save souls?’
+
+‘Fit? Blethers! As fit’s yoursel’,’ cried Haddo.
+
+‘Are you so great a self-deceiver?’ said M‘Brair. ‘Wretched man,
+trampler upon God’s covenants, crucifier of your Lord afresh. I will
+ding you to the earth with one word: How about the young woman, Janet
+M‘Clour?’
+
+‘Weel, what about her? what do I ken?’ cries Haddo. ‘M’Brair, ye daft
+auld wife, I tell ye as true’s truth, I never meddled her. It was just
+daffing, I tell ye: daffing, and nae mair: a piece of fun, like! I’m no
+denying but what I’m fond of fun, sma’ blame to me! But for onything
+sarious—hout, man, it might come to a deposeetion! I’ll sweir it to ye.
+Where’s a Bible, till you hear me sweir?’
+
+‘There is nae Bible in your study,’ said M‘Brair severely.
+
+And Haddo, after a few distracted turns, was constrained to accept the
+fact.
+
+‘Weel, and suppose there isna?’ he cried, stamping. ‘What mair can ye
+say of us, but just that I’m fond of my joke, and so’s she? I declare to
+God, by what I ken, she might be the Virgin Mary—if she would just keep
+clear of the dragoons. But me! na, deil haet o’ me!’
+
+‘She is penitent at least,’ says M‘Brair.
+
+‘Do you mean to actually up and tell me to my face that she accused me?’
+cried the curate.
+
+‘I canna just say that,’ replied M‘Brair. ‘But I rebuked her in the name
+of God, and she repented before me on her bended knees.’
+
+‘Weel, I daursay she’s been ower far wi’ the dragoons,’ said Haddo. ‘I
+never denied that. I ken naething by it.’
+
+‘Man, you but show your nakedness the more plainly,’ said M‘Brair.
+‘Poor, blind, besotted creature—and I see you stoytering on the brink of
+dissolution: your light out, and your hours numbered. Awake, man!’ he
+shouted with a formidable voice, ‘awake, or it be ower late.’
+
+‘Be damned if I stand this!’ exclaimed Haddo, casting his tobacco-pipe
+violently on the table, where it was smashed in pieces. ‘Out of my house
+with ye, or I’ll call for the dragoons.’
+
+‘The speerit of the Lord is upon me,’ said M‘Brair with solemn ecstasy.
+‘I sist you to compear before the Great White Throne, and I warn you the
+summons shall be bloody and sudden.’
+
+And at this, with more agility than could have been expected, he got
+clear of the room and slammed the door behind him in the face of the
+pursuing curate. The next Lord’s day the curate was ill, and the kirk
+closed, but for all his ill words, Mr. M‘Brair abode unmolested in the
+house of Montroymont.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III—THE HILL-END OF DRUMLOWE
+
+
+This was a bit of a steep broken hill that overlooked upon the west a
+moorish valley, full of ink-black pools. These presently drained into a
+burn that made off, with little noise and no celerity of pace, about the
+corner of the hill. On the far side the ground swelled into a bare
+heath, black with junipers, and spotted with the presence of the standing
+stones for which the place was famous. They were many in that part,
+shapeless, white with lichen—you would have said with age: and had made
+their abode there for untold centuries, since first the heathens shouted
+for their installation. The ancients had hallowed them to some ill
+religion, and their neighbourhood had long been avoided by the prudent
+before the fall of day; but of late, on the upspringing of new
+requirements, these lonely stones on the moor had again become a place of
+assembly. A watchful picket on the Hill-end commanded all the northern
+and eastern approaches; and such was the disposition of the ground, that
+by certain cunningly posted sentries the west also could be made secure
+against surprise: there was no place in the country where a conventicle
+could meet with more quiet of mind or a more certain retreat open, in the
+case of interference from the dragoons. The minister spoke from a knowe
+close to the edge of the ring, and poured out the words God gave him on
+the very threshold of the devils of yore. When they pitched a tent
+(which was often in wet weather, upon a communion occasion) it was rigged
+over the huge isolated pillar that had the name of Anes-Errand, none knew
+why. And the congregation sat partly clustered on the slope below, and
+partly among the idolatrous monoliths and on the turfy soil of the Ring
+itself. In truth the situation was well qualified to give a zest to
+Christian doctrines, had there been any wanted. But these congregations
+assembled under conditions at once so formidable and romantic as made a
+zealot of the most cold. They were the last of the faithful; God, who
+had averted His face from all other countries of the world, still leaned
+from heaven to observe, with swelling sympathy, the doings of His
+moorland remnant; Christ was by them with His eternal wounds, with
+dropping tears; the Holy Ghost (never perfectly realised nor firmly
+adopted by Protestant imaginations) was dimly supposed to be in the heart
+of each and on the lips of the minister. And over against them was the
+army of the hierarchies, from the men Charles and James Stuart, on to
+King Lewie and the Emperor; and the scarlet Pope, and the muckle black
+devil himself, peering out the red mouth of hell in an ecstasy of hate
+and hope. ‘One pull more!’ he seemed to cry; ‘one pull more, and it’s
+done. There’s only Clydesdale and the Stewartry, and the three
+Bailiaries of Ayr, left for God.’ And with such an august assistance of
+powers and principalities looking on at the last conflict of good and
+evil, it was scarce possible to spare a thought to those old, infirm,
+debile, _ab agendo_ devils whose holy place they were now violating.
+
+There might have been three hundred to four hundred present. At least
+there were three hundred horses tethered for the most part in the ring;
+though some of the hearers on the outskirts of the crowd stood with their
+bridles in their hand, ready to mount at the first signal. The circle of
+faces was strangely characteristic; long, serious, strongly marked, the
+tackle standing out in the lean brown cheeks, the mouth set and the eyes
+shining with a fierce enthusiasm; the shepherd, the labouring man, and
+the rarer laird, stood there in their broad blue bonnets or laced hats,
+and presenting an essential identity of type. From time to time a
+long-drawn groan of adhesion rose in this audience, and was propagated
+like a wave to the outskirts, and died away among the keepers of the
+horses. It had a name; it was called ‘a holy groan.’
+
+A squall came up; a great volley of flying mist went out before it and
+whelmed the scene; the wind stormed with a sudden fierceness that carried
+away the minister’s voice and twitched his tails and made him stagger,
+and turned the congregation for a moment into a mere pother of blowing
+plaid-ends and prancing horses; and the rain followed and was dashed
+straight into their faces. Men and women panted aloud in the shock of
+that violent shower-bath; the teeth were bared along all the line in an
+involuntary grimace; plaids, mantles, and riding-coats were proved vain,
+and the worshippers felt the water stream on their naked flesh. The
+minister, reinforcing his great and shrill voice, continued to contend
+against and triumph over the rising of the squall and the dashing of the
+rain.
+
+‘In that day ye may go thirty mile and not hear a crawing cock,’ he said;
+‘and fifty mile and not get a light to your pipe; and an hundred mile and
+not see a smoking house. For there’ll be naething in all Scotland but
+deid men’s banes and blackness, and the living anger of the Lord. O,
+where to find a bield—O sirs, where to find a bield from the wind of the
+Lord’s anger? Do ye call _this_ a wind? Bethankit! Sirs, this is but a
+temporary dispensation; this is but a puff of wind, this is but a spit of
+rain and by with it. Already there’s a blue bow in the west, and the sun
+will take the crown of the causeway again, and your things’ll be dried
+upon ye, and your flesh will be warm upon your bones. But O, sirs, sirs!
+for the day of the Lord’s anger!’
+
+His rhetoric was set forth with an ear-piercing elocution, and a voice
+that sometimes crashed like cannon. Such as it was, it was the gift of
+all hill-preachers, to a singular degree of likeness or identity. Their
+images scarce ranged beyond the red horizon of the moor and the rainy
+hill-top, the shepherd and his sheep, a fowling-piece, a spade, a pipe, a
+dunghill, a crowing cock, the shining and the withdrawal of the sun. An
+occasional pathos of simple humanity, and frequent patches of big
+Biblical words, relieved the homely tissue. It was a poetry apart;
+bleak, austere, but genuine, and redolent of the soil.
+
+A little before the coming of the squall there was a different scene
+enacting at the outposts. For the most part, the sentinels were faithful
+to their important duty; the Hill-end of Drumlowe was known to be a safe
+meeting-place; and the out-pickets on this particular day had been
+somewhat lax from the beginning, and grew laxer during the inordinate
+length of the discourse. Francie lay there in his appointed hiding-hole,
+looking abroad between two whin-bushes. His view was across the course
+of the burn, then over a piece of plain moorland, to a gap between two
+hills; nothing moved but grouse, and some cattle who slowly traversed his
+field of view, heading northward: he heard the psalms, and sang words of
+his own to the savage and melancholy music; for he had his own design in
+hand, and terror and cowardice prevailed in his bosom alternately, like
+the hot and the cold fit of an ague. Courage was uppermost during the
+singing, which he accompanied through all its length with this impromptu
+strain:
+
+ ‘And I will ding Jock Crozer down
+ No later than the day.’
+
+Presently the voice of the preacher came to him in wafts, at the wind’s
+will, as by the opening and shutting of a door; wild spasms of screaming,
+as of some undiscerned gigantic hill-bird stirred with inordinate
+passion, succeeded to intervals of silence; and Francie heard them with a
+critical ear. ‘Ay,’ he thought at last, ‘he’ll do; he has the bit in his
+mou’ fairly.’
+
+He had observed that his friend, or rather his enemy, Jock Crozer, had
+been established at a very critical part of the line of outposts; namely,
+where the burn issues by an abrupt gorge from the semicircle of high
+moors. If anything was calculated to nerve him to battle it was this.
+The post was important; next to the Hill-end itself, it might be called
+the key to the position; and it was where the cover was bad, and in which
+it was most natural to place a child. It should have been Heathercat’s;
+why had it been given to Crozer? An exquisite fear of what should be the
+answer passed through his marrow every time he faced the question. Was
+it possible that Crozer could have boasted? that there were rumours
+abroad to his—Heathercat’s—discredit? that his honour was publicly
+sullied? All the world went dark about him at the thought; he sank
+without a struggle into the midnight pool of despair; and every time he
+so sank, he brought back with him—not drowned heroism indeed, but
+half-drowned courage by the locks. His heart beat very slowly as he
+deserted his station, and began to crawl towards that of Crozer.
+Something pulled him back, and it was not the sense of duty, but a
+remembrance of Crozer’s build and hateful readiness of fist. Duty, as he
+conceived it, pointed him forward on the rueful path that he was
+travelling. Duty bade him redeem his name if he were able, at the risk
+of broken bones; and his bones and every tooth in his head ached by
+anticipation. An awful subsidiary fear whispered him that if he were
+hurt, he should disgrace himself by weeping. He consoled himself,
+boy-like, with the consideration that he was not yet committed; he could
+easily steal over unseen to Crozer’s post, and he had a continuous
+private idea that he would very probably steal back again. His course
+took him so near the minister that he could hear some of his words: ‘What
+news, minister, of Claver’se? He’s going round like a roaring rampaging
+lion. . . .
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Printed by T. and A. CONSTABLE, Printers to His Majesty
+ at the Edinburgh University Press.
+
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+
+{0} With special reference to _Father Damien_, pp. 63–81.
+
+{65} From the Sydney _Presbyterian_, October 26, 1889.
+
+{85} _Theater of Mortality_, p. 10; Edin. 1713.
+
+{86} _History of My Own Times_, beginning 1660, by Bishop Gilbert
+Burnet, p. 158.
+
+{87a} Wodrow’s _Church History_, Book II. chap. i. sect. I.
+
+{87b} Crookshank’s _Church History_, 1751, second ed. p. 202.
+
+{88} Burnet, p. 348.
+
+{89} _Fuller’s Historie of the Holy Warre_, fourth ed. 1651.
+
+{90} Wodrow, vol. ii. p. 17.
+
+{92} Sir J. Turner’s _Memoirs_, pp. 148–50.
+
+{93} _A Cloud of Witnesses_, p. 376.
+
+{94a} Wodrow, pp. 19, 20.
+
+{94b} _A Hind Let Loose_, p. 123.
+
+{95} Turner, p. 163.
+
+{96a} Turner, p. 198.
+
+{96b} _Ibid._ p. 167.
+
+{97} Wodrow, p. 29.
+
+{98} Turner, Wodrow, and _Church History_ by James Kirkton, an outed
+minister of the period.
+
+{99} Kirkton, p. 244.
+
+{101a} Kirkton.
+
+{101b} Turner.
+
+{102} Kirkton.
+
+{103} Kirkton.
+
+{104} _Cloud of Witnesses_, p. 389; Edin. 1765.
+
+{105a} Kirkton, p. 247.
+
+{105b} Ibid. p. 254.
+
+{105c} _Ibid._ p. 247.
+
+{105d} _Ibid._ pp. 247, 248.
+
+{106} Kirkton, p. 248.
+
+{107a} Kirkton, p. 249.
+
+{107b} _Naphtali_, p. 205; Glasgow, 1721.
+
+{107c} Wodrow, p. 59.
+
+{108a} Kirkton, p. 246.
+
+{108b} Defoe’s _History of the Church of Scotland_.
+
+{151} ‘This paper was written in collaboration with James Waiter
+Ferrier, and if reprinted this is to be stated, though his principal
+collaboration was to lie back in an easy-chair and laugh.’—[R.L.S., Oct.
+25, 1894.]
+
+{183} The illustrator was, in fact, a lady, Miss Eunice Bagster, eldest
+daughter of the publisher, Samuel Bagster; except in the case of the cuts
+depicting the fight with Apollyon, which were designed by her brother,
+Mr. Jonathan Bagster. The edition was published in 1845. I am indebted
+for this information to the kindness of Mr. Robert Bagster, the present
+managing director of the firm.—[SIR SIDNEY COLVIN’S NOTE.]
+
+{205} See a short essay of De Quincey’s.
+
+{206a} _Religio Medici_, Part ii.
+
+{206b} _Duchess of Malfi_.
+
+
+
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