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+Title: Lay Morals
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+Transcribed from the Chatto and Windus 1911 edition by David Price,
+email ccx074@coventry.ac.uk<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+LAY MORALS AND OTHER PAPERS<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Contents:<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lay Morals<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter I<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter II<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter III<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter IV<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Father Damien<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Pentland Rising<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter I - The Causes of the Revolt<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter II - The Beginning<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter III - The March of the Rebels<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter IV - Rullion Green<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter V - A Record of Blood<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Day After To-morrow<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;College Papers<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter I - Edinburgh Students in
+1824<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter II - The Modern Student<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter III - Debating Societies<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Criticisms<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter I - Lord Lytton's &ldquo;Fables
+in Song&rdquo;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter II - Salvini&rsquo;s Macbeth<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter III - Bagster&rsquo;s &ldquo;Pilgrim&rsquo;s
+Progress&rdquo;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sketches<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Satirist<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nuits Blanches<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Wreath of Immortelles<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nurses<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Character<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Great North Road<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter I - Nance at the &ldquo;Green
+Dragon&rdquo;<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter II - In which Mr. Archer
+is Installed<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter III - Jonathan Holdaway<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter IV - Mingling Threads<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter V - Life in the Castle<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter IV - The Bad Half-Crown<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter VII - The Bleaching-Green<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter VIII - The Mail Guard<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Young Chevalier<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prologue: The Wine-Seller&rsquo;s
+Wife<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter I - The Prince<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heathercat<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter I - Traqairs of Montroymont<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter II - Francie<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter III - The Hill-End of Drumlowe<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+LAY MORALS<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER I<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+The problem of education is twofold: first to know, and then to utter.&nbsp;
+Every one who lives any semblance of an inner life thinks more nobly
+and profoundly than he speaks; and the best of teachers can impart only
+broken images of the truth which they perceive.&nbsp; Speech which goes
+from one to another between two natures, and, what is worse, between
+two experiences, is doubly relative.&nbsp; The speaker buries his meaning;
+it is for the hearer to dig it up again; and all speech, written or
+spoken, is in a dead language until it finds a willing and prepared
+hearer.&nbsp; Such, moreover, is the complexity of life, that when we
+condescend upon details in our advice, we may be sure we condescend
+on error; and the best of education is to throw out some magnanimous
+hints.&nbsp; No man was ever so poor that he could express all he has
+in him by words, looks, or actions; his true knowledge is eternally
+incommunicable, for it is a knowledge of himself; and his best wisdom
+comes to him by no process of the mind, but in a supreme self-dictation,
+which keeps varying from hour to hour in its dictates with the variation
+of events and circumstances.<br>
+<br>
+A few men of picked nature, full of faith, courage, and contempt for
+others, try earnestly to set forth as much as they can grasp of this
+inner law; but the vast majority, when they come to advise the young,
+must be content to retail certain doctrines which have been already
+retailed to them in their own youth.&nbsp; Every generation has to educate
+another which it has brought upon the stage.&nbsp; People who readily
+accept the responsibility of parentship, having very different matters
+in their eye, are apt to feel rueful when that responsibility falls
+due.&nbsp; What are they to tell the child about life and conduct, subjects
+on which they have themselves so few and such confused opinions?&nbsp;
+Indeed, I do not know; the least said, perhaps, the soonest mended;
+and yet the child keeps asking, and the parent must find some words
+to say in his own defence.&nbsp; Where does he find them? and what are
+they when found?<br>
+<br>
+As a matter of experience, and in nine hundred and ninety-nine cases
+out of a thousand, he will instil into his wide-eyed brat three bad
+things: the terror of public opinion, and, flowing from that as a fountain,
+the desire of wealth and applause.&nbsp; Besides these, or what might
+be deduced as corollaries from these, he will teach not much else of
+any effective value: some dim notions of divinity, perhaps, and book-keeping,
+and how to walk through a quadrille.<br>
+<br>
+But, you may tell me, the young people are taught to be Christians.&nbsp;
+It may be want of penetration, but I have not yet been able to perceive
+it.&nbsp; As an honest man, whatever we teach, and be it good or evil,
+it is not the doctrine of Christ.&nbsp; What he taught (and in this
+he is like all other teachers worthy of the name) was not a code of
+rules, but a ruling spirit; not truths, but a spirit of truth; not views,
+but a view.&nbsp; What he showed us was an attitude of mind.&nbsp; Towards
+the many considerations on which conduct is built, each man stands in
+a certain relation.&nbsp; He takes life on a certain principle.&nbsp;
+He has a compass in his spirit which points in a certain direction.&nbsp;
+It is the attitude, the relation, the point of the compass, that is
+the whole body and gist of what he has to teach us; in this, the details
+are comprehended; out of this the specific precepts issue, and by this,
+and this only, can they be explained and applied.&nbsp; And thus, to
+learn aright from any teacher, we must first of all, like a historical
+artist, think ourselves into sympathy with his position and, in the
+technical phrase, create his character.&nbsp; A historian confronted
+with some ambiguous politician, or an actor charged with a part, have
+but one pre-occupation; they must search all round and upon every side,
+and grope for some central conception which is to explain and justify
+the most extreme details; until that is found, the politician is an
+enigma, or perhaps a quack, and the part a tissue of fustian sentiment
+and big words; but once that is found, all enters into a plan, a human
+nature appears, the politician or the stage-king is understood from
+point to point, from end to end.&nbsp; This is a degree of trouble which
+will be gladly taken by a very humble artist; but not even the terror
+of eternal fire can teach a business man to bend his imagination to
+such athletic efforts.&nbsp; Yet without this, all is vain; until we
+understand the whole, we shall understand none of the parts; and otherwise
+we have no more than broken images and scattered words; the meaning
+remains buried; and the language in which our prophet speaks to us is
+a dead language in our ears.<br>
+<br>
+Take a few of Christ&rsquo;s sayings and compare them with our current
+doctrines.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ye cannot,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;<i>serve God and Mammon</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Cannot?&nbsp; And our whole system is to teach us how we can!<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;<i>The children of this world are wiser in their generation than
+the children of light</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; Are they?&nbsp; I had been led
+to understand the reverse: that the Christian merchant, for example,
+prospered exceedingly in his affairs; that honesty was the best policy;
+that an author of repute had written a conclusive treatise &lsquo;How
+to make the best of both worlds.&rsquo;&nbsp; Of both worlds indeed!&nbsp;
+Which am I to believe then - Christ or the author of repute?<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;<i>Take no thought for the morrow</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; Ask the Successful
+Merchant; interrogate your own heart; and you will have to admit that
+this is not only a silly but an immoral position.&nbsp; All we believe,
+all we hope, all we honour in ourselves or our contemporaries, stands
+condemned in this one sentence, or, if you take the other view, condemns
+the sentence as unwise and inhumane.&nbsp; We are not then of the &lsquo;same
+mind that was in Christ.&rsquo;&nbsp; We disagree with Christ.&nbsp;
+Either Christ meant nothing, or else he or we must be in the wrong.&nbsp;
+Well says Thoreau, speaking of some texts from the New Testament, and
+finding a strange echo of another style which the reader may recognise:
+&lsquo;Let but one of these sentences be rightly read from any pulpit
+in the land, and there would not be left one stone of that meeting-house
+upon another.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+It may be objected that these are what are called &lsquo;hard sayings&rsquo;;
+and that a man, or an education, may be very sufficiently Christian
+although it leave some of these sayings upon one side.&nbsp; But this
+is a very gross delusion.&nbsp; Although truth is difficult to state,
+it is both easy and agreeable to receive, and the mind runs out to meet
+it ere the phrase be done.&nbsp; The universe, in relation to what any
+man can say of it, is plain, patent and staringly comprehensible.&nbsp;
+In itself, it is a great and travailing ocean, unsounded, unvoyageable,
+an eternal mystery to man; or, let us say, it is a monstrous and impassable
+mountain, one side of which, and a few near slopes and foothills, we
+can dimly study with these mortal eyes.&nbsp; But what any man can say
+of it, even in his highest utterance, must have relation to this little
+and plain corner, which is no less visible to us than to him.&nbsp;
+We are looking on the same map; it will go hard if we cannot follow
+the demonstration.&nbsp; The longest and most abstruse flight of a philosopher
+becomes clear and shallow, in the flash of a moment, when we suddenly
+perceive the aspect and drift of his intention.&nbsp; The longest argument
+is but a finger pointed; once we get our own finger rightly parallel,
+and we see what the man meant, whether it be a new star or an old street-lamp.&nbsp;
+And briefly, if a saying is hard to understand, it is because we are
+thinking of something else.<br>
+<br>
+But to be a true disciple is to think of the same things as our prophet,
+and to think of different things in the same order.&nbsp; To be of the
+same mind with another is to see all things in the same perspective;
+it is not to agree in a few indifferent matters near at hand and not
+much debated; it is to follow him in his farthest flights, to see the
+force of his hyperboles, to stand so exactly in the centre of his vision
+that whatever he may express, your eyes will light at once on the original,
+that whatever he may see to declare, your mind will at once accept.&nbsp;
+You do not belong to the school of any philosopher, because you agree
+with him that theft is, on the whole, objectionable, or that the sun
+is overhead at noon.&nbsp; It is by the hard sayings that discipleship
+is tested.&nbsp; We are all agreed about the middling and indifferent
+parts of knowledge and morality; even the most soaring spirits too often
+take them tamely upon trust.&nbsp; But the man, the philosopher or the
+moralist, does not stand upon these chance adhesions; and the purpose
+of any system looks towards those extreme points where it steps valiantly
+beyond tradition and returns with some covert hint of things outside.&nbsp;
+Then only can you be certain that the words are not words of course,
+nor mere echoes of the past; then only are you sure that if he be indicating
+anything at all, it is a star and not a street-lamp; then only do you
+touch the heart of the mystery, since it was for these that the author
+wrote his book.<br>
+<br>
+Now, every now and then, and indeed surprisingly often, Christ finds
+a word that transcends all common-place morality; every now and then
+he quits the beaten track to pioneer the unexpressed, and throws out
+a pregnant and magnanimous hyperbole; for it is only by some bold poetry
+of thought that men can be strung up above the level of everyday conceptions
+to take a broader look upon experience or accept some higher principle
+of conduct.&nbsp; To a man who is of the same mind that was in Christ,
+who stands at some centre not too far from his, and looks at the world
+and conduct from some not dissimilar or, at least, not opposing attitude
+- or, shortly, to a man who is of Christ&rsquo;s philosophy - every
+such saying should come home with a thrill of joy and corroboration;
+he should feel each one below his feet as another sure foundation in
+the flux of time and chance; each should be another proof that in the
+torrent of the years and generations, where doctrines and great armaments
+and empires are swept away and swallowed, he stands immovable, holding
+by the eternal stars.&nbsp; But alas! at this juncture of the ages it
+is not so with us; on each and every such occasion our whole fellowship
+of Christians falls back in disapproving wonder and implicitly denies
+the saying.&nbsp; Christians! the farce is impudently broad.&nbsp; Let
+us stand up in the sight of heaven and confess.&nbsp; The ethics that
+we hold are those of Benjamin Franklin.&nbsp; <i>Honesty is the best</i>
+<i>policy</i>, is perhaps a hard saying; it is certainly one by which
+a wise man of these days will not too curiously direct his steps; but
+I think it shows a glimmer of meaning to even our most dimmed intelligences;
+I think we perceive a principle behind it; I think, without hyperbole,
+we are of the same mind that was in Benjamin Franklin.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER II<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+But, I may be told, we teach the ten commandments, where a world of
+morals lies condensed, the very pith and epitome of all ethics and religion;
+and a young man with these precepts engraved upon his mind must follow
+after profit with some conscience and Christianity of method.&nbsp;
+A man cannot go very far astray who neither dishonours his parents,
+nor kills, nor commits adultery, nor steals, nor bears false witness;
+for these things, rightly thought out, cover a vast field of duty.<br>
+<br>
+Alas! what is a precept?&nbsp; It is at best an illustration; it is
+case law at the best which can be learned by precept.&nbsp; The letter
+is not only dead, but killing; the spirit which underlies, and cannot
+be uttered, alone is true and helpful.&nbsp; This is trite to sickness;
+but familiarity has a cunning disenchantment; in a day or two she can
+steal all beauty from the mountain tops; and the most startling words
+begin to fall dead upon the ear after several repetitions.&nbsp; If
+you see a thing too often, you no longer see it; if you hear a thing
+too often, you no longer hear it.&nbsp; Our attention requires to be
+surprised; and to carry a fort by assault, or to gain a thoughtful hearing
+from the ruck of mankind, are feats of about an equal difficulty and
+must be tried by not dissimilar means.&nbsp; The whole Bible has thus
+lost its message for the common run of hearers; it has become mere words
+of course; and the parson may bawl himself scarlet and beat the pulpit
+like a thing possessed, but his hearers will continue to nod; they are
+strangely at peace, they know all he has to say; ring the old bell as
+you choose, it is still the old bell and it cannot startle their composure.&nbsp;
+And so with this byword about the letter and the spirit.&nbsp; It is
+quite true, no doubt; but it has no meaning in the world to any man
+of us.&nbsp; Alas! it has just this meaning, and neither more nor less:
+that while the spirit is true, the letter is eternally false.<br>
+<br>
+The shadow of a great oak lies abroad upon the ground at noon, perfect,
+clear, and stable like the earth.&nbsp; But let a man set himself to
+mark out the boundary with cords and pegs, and were he never so nimble
+and never so exact, what with the multiplicity of the leaves and the
+progression of the shadow as it flees before the travelling sun, long
+ere he has made the circuit the whole figure will have changed.&nbsp;
+Life may be compared, not to a single tree, but to a great and complicated
+forest; circumstance is more swiftly changing than a shadow, language
+much more inexact than the tools of a surveyor; from day to day the
+trees fall and are renewed; the very essences are fleeting as we look;
+and the whole world of leaves is swinging tempest-tossed among the winds
+of time.&nbsp; Look now for your shadows.&nbsp; O man of formulae, is
+this a place for you?&nbsp; Have you fitted the spirit to a single case?&nbsp;
+Alas, in the cycle of the ages when shall such another be proposed for
+the judgment of man?&nbsp; Now when the sun shines and the winds blow,
+the wood is filled with an innumerable multitude of shadows, tumultuously
+tossed and changing; and at every gust the whole carpet leaps and becomes
+new.&nbsp; Can you or your heart say more?<br>
+<br>
+Look back now, for a moment, on your own brief experience of life; and
+although you lived it feelingly in your own person, and had every step
+of conduct burned in by pains and joys upon your memory, tell me what
+definite lesson does experience hand on from youth to manhood, or from
+both to age?&nbsp; The settled tenor which first strikes the eye is
+but the shadow of a delusion.&nbsp; This is gone; that never truly was;
+and you yourself are altered beyond recognition.&nbsp; Times and men
+and circumstances change about your changing character, with a speed
+of which no earthly hurricane affords an image.&nbsp; What was the best
+yesterday, is it still the best in this changed theatre of a to-morrow?&nbsp;
+Will your own Past truly guide you in your own violent and unexpected
+Future?&nbsp; And if this be questionable, with what humble, with what
+hopeless eyes, should we not watch other men driving beside us on their
+unknown careers, seeing with unlike eyes, impelled by different gales,
+doing and suffering in another sphere of things?<br>
+<br>
+And as the authentic clue to such a labyrinth and change of scene, do
+you offer me these two score words? these five bald prohibitions?&nbsp;
+For the moral precepts are no more than five; the first four deal rather
+with matters of observance than of conduct; the tenth, <i>Thou shalt
+not covet</i>, stands upon another basis, and shall be spoken of ere
+long.&nbsp; The Jews, to whom they were first given, in the course of
+years began to find these precepts insufficient; and made an addition
+of no less than six hundred and fifty others!&nbsp; They hoped to make
+a pocket-book of reference on morals, which should stand to life in
+some such relation, say, as Hoyle stands in to the scientific game of
+whist.&nbsp; The comparison is just, and condemns the design; for those
+who play by rule will never be more than tolerable players; and you
+and I would like to play our game in life to the noblest and the most
+divine advantage.&nbsp; Yet if the Jews took a petty and huckstering
+view of conduct, what view do we take ourselves, who callously leave
+youth to go forth into the enchanted forest, full of spells and dire
+chimeras, with no guidance more complete than is afforded by these five
+precepts?<br>
+<br>
+<i>Honour thy father and thy mother</i>.&nbsp; Yes, but does that mean
+to obey? and if so, how long and how far?&nbsp; <i>Thou shall not kill</i>.&nbsp;
+Yet the very intention and purport of the prohibition may be best fulfilled
+by killing.&nbsp; <i>Thou shall not commit adultery</i>.&nbsp; But some
+of the ugliest adulteries are committed in the bed of marriage and under
+the sanction of religion and law.&nbsp; <i>Thou shalt not bear false
+witness</i>.&nbsp; How? by speech or by silence also? or even by a smile?&nbsp;
+<i>Thou shalt</i> <i>not steal</i>.&nbsp; Ah, that indeed!&nbsp; But
+what is <i>to steal</i>?<br>
+<br>
+To steal?&nbsp; It is another word to be construed; and who is to be
+our guide?&nbsp; The police will give us one construction, leaving the
+word only that least minimum of meaning without which society would
+fall in pieces; but surely we must take some higher sense than this;
+surely we hope more than a bare subsistence for mankind; surely we wish
+mankind to prosper and go on from strength to strength, and ourselves
+to live rightly in the eye of some more exacting potentate than a policeman.&nbsp;
+The approval or the disapproval of the police must be eternally indifferent
+to a man who is both valorous and good.&nbsp; There is extreme discomfort,
+but no shame, in the condemnation of the law.&nbsp; The law represents
+that modicum of morality which can be squeezed out of the ruck of mankind;
+but what is that to me, who aim higher and seek to be my own more stringent
+judge?&nbsp; I observe with pleasure that no brave man has ever given
+a rush for such considerations.&nbsp; The Japanese have a nobler and
+more sentimental feeling for this social bond into which we all are
+born when we come into the world, and whose comforts and protection
+we all indifferently share throughout our lives:- but even to them,
+no more than to our Western saints and heroes, does the law of the state
+supersede the higher law of duty.&nbsp; Without hesitation and without
+remorse, they transgress the stiffest enactments rather than abstain
+from doing right.&nbsp; But the accidental superior duty being thus
+fulfilled, they at once return in allegiance to the common duty of all
+citizens; and hasten to denounce themselves; and value at an equal rate
+their just crime and their equally just submission to its punishment.<br>
+<br>
+The evading of the police will not long satisfy an active conscience
+or a thoughtful head.&nbsp; But to show you how one or the other may
+trouble a man, and what a vast extent of frontier is left unridden by
+this invaluable eighth commandment, let me tell you a few pages out
+of a young man&rsquo;s life.<br>
+<br>
+He was a friend of mine; a young man like others; generous, flighty,
+as variable as youth itself, but always with some high motions and on
+the search for higher thoughts of life.&nbsp; I should tell you at once
+that he thoroughly agrees with the eighth commandment.&nbsp; But he
+got hold of some unsettling works, the New Testament among others, and
+this loosened his views of life and led him into many perplexities.&nbsp;
+As he was the son of a man in a certain position, and well off, my friend
+had enjoyed from the first the advantages of education, nay, he had
+been kept alive through a sickly childhood by constant watchfulness,
+comforts, and change of air; for all of which he was indebted to his
+father&rsquo;s wealth.<br>
+<br>
+At college he met other lads more diligent than himself, who followed
+the plough in summer-time to pay their college fees in winter; and this
+inequality struck him with some force.&nbsp; He was at that age of a
+conversible temper, and insatiably curious in the aspects of life; and
+he spent much of his time scraping acquaintance with all classes of
+man- and woman-kind.&nbsp; In this way he came upon many depressed ambitions,
+and many intelligences stunted for want of opportunity; and this also
+struck him.&nbsp; He began to perceive that life was a handicap upon
+strange, wrong-sided principles; and not, as he had been told, a fair
+and equal race.&nbsp; He began to tremble that he himself had been unjustly
+favoured, when he saw all the avenues of wealth, and power, and comfort
+closed against so many of his superiors and equals, and held unwearyingly
+open before so idle, so desultory, and so dissolute a being as himself.&nbsp;
+There sat a youth beside him on the college benches, who had only one
+shirt to his back, and, at intervals sufficiently far apart, must stay
+at home to have it washed.&nbsp; It was my friend&rsquo;s principle
+to stay away as often as he dared; for I fear he was no friend to learning.&nbsp;
+But there was something that came home to him sharply, in this fellow
+who had to give over study till his shirt was washed, and the scores
+of others who had never an opportunity at all.&nbsp; <i>If one of these
+could take his place</i>, he thought; and the thought tore away a bandage
+from his eyes.&nbsp; He was eaten by the shame of his discoveries, and
+despised himself as an unworthy favourite and a creature of the back-stairs
+of Fortune.&nbsp; He could no longer see without confusion one of these
+brave young fellows battling up-hill against adversity.&nbsp; Had he
+not filched that fellow&rsquo;s birthright?&nbsp; At best was he not
+coldly profiting by the injustice of society, and greedily devouring
+stolen goods?&nbsp; The money, indeed, belonged to his father, who had
+worked, and thought, and given up his liberty to earn it; but by what
+justice could the money belong to my friend, who had, as yet, done nothing
+but help to squander it?&nbsp; A more sturdy honesty, joined to a more
+even and impartial temperament, would have drawn from these considerations
+a new force of industry, that this equivocal position might be brought
+as swiftly as possible to an end, and some good services to mankind
+justify the appropriation of expense.&nbsp; It was not so with my friend,
+who was only unsettled and discouraged, and filled full of that trumpeting
+anger with which young men regard injustices in the first blush of youth;
+although in a few years they will tamely acquiesce in their existence,
+and knowingly profit by their complications.&nbsp; Yet all this while
+he suffered many indignant pangs.&nbsp; And once, when he put on his
+boots, like any other unripe donkey, to run away from home, it was his
+best consolation that he was now, at a single plunge, to free himself
+from the responsibility of this wealth that was not his, and do battle
+equally against his fellows in the warfare of life.<br>
+<br>
+Some time after this, falling into ill-health, he was sent at great
+expense to a more favourable climate; and then I think his perplexities
+were thickest.&nbsp; When he thought of all the other young men of singular
+promise, upright, good, the prop of families, who must remain at home
+to die, and with all their possibilities be lost to life and mankind;
+and how he, by one more unmerited favour, was chosen out from all these
+others to survive; he felt as if there were no life, no labour, no devotion
+of soul and body, that could repay and justify these partialities.&nbsp;
+A religious lady, to whom he communicated these reflections, could see
+no force in them whatever.&nbsp; &lsquo;It was God&rsquo;s will,&rsquo;
+said she.&nbsp; But he knew it was by God&rsquo;s will that Joan of
+Arc was burnt at Rouen, which cleared neither Bedford nor Bishop Cauchon;
+and again, by God&rsquo;s will that Christ was crucified outside Jerusalem,
+which excused neither the rancour of the priests nor the timidity of
+Pilate.&nbsp; He knew, moreover, that although the possibility of this
+favour he was now enjoying issued from his circumstances, its acceptance
+was the act of his own will; and he had accepted it greedily, longing
+for rest and sunshine.&nbsp; And hence this allegation of God&rsquo;s
+providence did little to relieve his scruples.&nbsp; I promise you he
+had a very troubled mind.&nbsp; And I would not laugh if I were you,
+though while he was thus making mountains out of what you think molehills,
+he were still (as perhaps he was) contentedly practising many other
+things that to you seem black as hell.&nbsp; Every man is his own judge
+and mountain-guide through life.&nbsp; There is an old story of a mote
+and a beam, apparently not true, but worthy perhaps of some consideration.&nbsp;
+I should, if I were you, give some consideration to these scruples of
+his, and if I were he, I should do the like by yours; for it is not
+unlikely that there may be something under both.&nbsp; In the meantime
+you must hear how my friend acted.&nbsp; Like many invalids, he supposed
+that he would die.&nbsp; Now, should he die, he saw no means of repaying
+this huge loan which, by the hands of his father, mankind had advanced
+him for his sickness.&nbsp; In that case it would be lost money.&nbsp;
+So he determined that the advance should be as small as possible; and,
+so long as he continued to doubt his recovery, lived in an upper room,
+and grudged himself all but necessaries.&nbsp; But so soon as he began
+to perceive a change for the better, he felt justified in spending more
+freely, to speed and brighten his return to health, and trusted in the
+future to lend a help to mankind, as mankind, out of its treasury, had
+lent a help to him.<br>
+<br>
+I do not say but that my friend was a little too curious and partial
+in his view; nor thought too much of himself and too little of his parents;
+but I do say that here are some scruples which tormented my friend in
+his youth, and still, perhaps, at odd times give him a prick in the
+midst of his enjoyments, and which after all have some foundation in
+justice, and point, in their confused way, to some more honourable honesty
+within the reach of man.&nbsp; And at least, is not this an unusual
+gloss upon the eighth commandment?&nbsp; And what sort of comfort, guidance,
+or illumination did that precept afford my friend throughout these contentions?&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Thou shalt not steal.&rsquo;&nbsp; With all my heart!&nbsp; But
+<i>am</i> I stealing?<br>
+<br>
+The truly quaint materialism of our view of life disables us from pursuing
+any transaction to an end.&nbsp; You can make no one understand that
+his bargain is anything more than a bargain, whereas in point of fact
+it is a link in the policy of mankind, and either a good or an evil
+to the world.&nbsp; We have a sort of blindness which prevents us from
+seeing anything but sovereigns.&nbsp; If one man agrees to give another
+so many shillings for so many hours&rsquo; work, and then wilfully gives
+him a certain proportion of the price in bad money and only the remainder
+in good, we can see with half an eye that this man is a thief.&nbsp;
+But if the other spends a certain proportion of the hours in smoking
+a pipe of tobacco, and a certain other proportion in looking at the
+sky, or the clock, or trying to recall an air, or in meditation on his
+own past adventures, and only the remainder in downright work such as
+he is paid to do, is he, because the theft is one of time and not of
+money, - is he any the less a thief?&nbsp; The one gave a bad shilling,
+the other an imperfect hour; but both broke the bargain, and each is
+a thief.&nbsp; In piecework, which is what most of us do, the case is
+none the less plain for being even less material.&nbsp; If you forge
+a bad knife, you have wasted some of mankind&rsquo;s iron, and then,
+with unrivalled cynicism, you pocket some of mankind&rsquo;s money for
+your trouble.&nbsp; Is there any man so blind who cannot see that this
+is theft?&nbsp; Again, if you carelessly cultivate a farm, you have
+been playing fast and loose with mankind&rsquo;s resources against hunger;
+there will be less bread in consequence, and for lack of that bread
+somebody will die next winter: a grim consideration.&nbsp; And you must
+not hope to shuffle out of blame because you got less money for your
+less quantity of bread; for although a theft be partly punished, it
+is none the less a theft for that.&nbsp; You took the farm against competitors;
+there were others ready to shoulder the responsibility and be answerable
+for the tale of loaves; but it was you who took it.&nbsp; By the act
+you came under a tacit bargain with mankind to cultivate that farm with
+your best endeavour; you were under no superintendence, you were on
+parole; and you have broke your bargain, and to all who look closely,
+and yourself among the rest if you have moral eyesight, you are a thief.&nbsp;
+Or take the case of men of letters.&nbsp; Every piece of work which
+is not as good as you can make it, which you have palmed off imperfect,
+meagrely thought, niggardly in execution, upon mankind who is your paymaster
+on parole and in a sense your pupil, every hasty or slovenly or untrue
+performance, should rise up against you in the court of your own heart
+and condemn you for a thief.&nbsp; Have you a salary?&nbsp; If you trifle
+with your health, and so render yourself less capable for duty, and
+still touch, and still greedily pocket the emolument - what are you
+but a thief?&nbsp; Have you double accounts? do you by any time-honoured
+juggle, deceit, or ambiguous process, gain more from those who deal
+with you than it you were bargaining and dealing face to face in front
+of God? - What are you but a thief?&nbsp; Lastly, if you fill an office,
+or produce an article, which, in your heart of hearts, you think a delusion
+and a fraud upon mankind, and still draw your salary and go through
+the sham manoeuvres of this office, or still book your profits and keep
+on flooding the world with these injurious goods? - though you were
+old, and bald, and the first at church, and a baronet, what are you
+but a thief?&nbsp; These may seem hard words and mere curiosities of
+the intellect, in an age when the spirit of honesty is so sparingly
+cultivated that all business is conducted upon lies and so-called customs
+of the trade, that not a man bestows two thoughts on the utility or
+honourableness of his pursuit.&nbsp; I would say less if I thought less.&nbsp;
+But looking to my own reason and the right of things, I can only avow
+that I am a thief myself, and that I passionately suspect my neighbours
+of the same guilt.<br>
+<br>
+Where did you hear that it was easy to be honest?&nbsp; Do you find
+that in your Bible?&nbsp; Easy!&nbsp; It is easy to be an ass and follow
+the multitude like a blind, besotted bull in a stampede; and that, I
+am well aware, is what you and Mrs. Grundy mean by being honest.&nbsp;
+But it will not bear the stress of time nor the scrutiny of conscience.&nbsp;
+Even before the lowest of all tribunals, - before a court of law, whose
+business it is, not to keep men right, or within a thousand miles of
+right, but to withhold them from going so tragically wrong that they
+will pull down the whole jointed fabric of society by their misdeeds
+- even before a court of law, as we begin to see in these last days,
+our easy view of following at each other&rsquo;s tails, alike to good
+and evil, is beginning to be reproved and punished, and declared no
+honesty at all, but open theft and swindling; and simpletons who have
+gone on through life with a quiet conscience may learn suddenly, from
+the lips of a judge, that the custom of the trade may be a custom of
+the devil.&nbsp; You thought it was easy to be honest.&nbsp; Did you
+think it was easy to be just and kind and truthful?&nbsp; Did you think
+the whole duty of aspiring man was as simple as a horn-pipe? and you
+could walk through life like a gentleman and a hero, with no more concern
+than it takes to go to church or to address a circular?&nbsp; And yet
+all this time you had the eighth commandment! and, what makes it richer,
+you would not have broken it for the world!<br>
+<br>
+The truth is, that these commandments by themselves are of little use
+in private judgment.&nbsp; If compression is what you want, you have
+their whole spirit compressed into the golden rule; and yet there expressed
+with more significance, since the law is there spiritually and not materially
+stated.&nbsp; And in truth, four out of these ten commands, from the
+sixth to the ninth, are rather legal than ethical.&nbsp; The police-court
+is their proper home.&nbsp; A magistrate cannot tell whether you love
+your neighbour as yourself, but he can tell more or less whether you
+have murdered, or stolen, or committed adultery, or held up your hand
+and testified to that which was not; and these things, for rough practical
+tests, are as good as can be found.&nbsp; And perhaps, therefore, the
+best condensation of the Jewish moral law is in the maxims of the priests,
+&lsquo;neminem laedere&rsquo; and &lsquo;suum cuique tribuere.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+But all this granted, it becomes only the more plain that they are inadequate
+in the sphere of personal morality; that while they tell the magistrate
+roughly when to punish, they can never direct an anxious sinner what
+to do.<br>
+<br>
+Only Polonius, or the like solemn sort of ass, can offer us a succinct
+proverb by way of advice, and not burst out blushing in our faces.&nbsp;
+We grant them one and all and for all that they are worth; it is something
+above and beyond that we desire.&nbsp; Christ was in general a great
+enemy to such a way of teaching; we rarely find him meddling with any
+of these plump commands but it was to open them out, and lift his hearers
+from the letter to the spirit.&nbsp; For morals are a personal affair;
+in the war of righteousness every man fights for his own hand; all the
+six hundred precepts of the Mishna cannot shake my private judgment;
+my magistracy of myself is an indefeasible charge, and my decisions
+absolute for the time and case.&nbsp; The moralist is not a judge of
+appeal, but an advocate who pleads at my tribunal.&nbsp; He has to show
+not the law, but that the law applies.&nbsp; Can he convince me? then
+he gains the cause.&nbsp; And thus you find Christ giving various counsels
+to varying people, and often jealously careful to avoid definite precept.&nbsp;
+Is he asked, for example, to divide a heritage?&nbsp; He refuses: and
+the best advice that he will offer is but a paraphrase of that tenth
+commandment which figures so strangely among the rest.&nbsp; <i>Take
+heed, and beware of</i> <i>covetousness</i>.&nbsp; If you complain that
+this is vague, I have failed to carry you along with me in my argument.&nbsp;
+For no definite precept can be more than an illustration, though its
+truth were resplendent like the sun, and it was announced from heaven
+by the voice of God.&nbsp; And life is so intricate and changing, that
+perhaps not twenty times, or perhaps not twice in the ages, shall we
+find that nice consent of circumstances to which alone it can apply.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER III<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Although the world and life have in a sense become commonplace to our
+experience, it is but in an external torpor; the true sentiment slumbers
+within us; and we have but to reflect on ourselves or our surroundings
+to rekindle our astonishment.&nbsp; No length of habit can blunt our
+first surprise.&nbsp; Of the world I have but little to say in this
+connection; a few strokes shall suffice.&nbsp; We inhabit a dead ember
+swimming wide in the blank of space, dizzily spinning as it swims, and
+lighted up from several million miles away by a more horrible hell-fire
+than was ever conceived by the theological imagination.&nbsp; Yet the
+dead ember is a green, commodious dwelling-place; and the reverberation
+of this hell-fire ripens flower and fruit and mildly warms us on summer
+eves upon the lawn.&nbsp; Far off on all hands other dead embers, other
+flaming suns, wheel and race in the apparent void; the nearest is out
+of call, the farthest so far that the heart sickens in the effort to
+conceive the distance.&nbsp; Shipwrecked seamen on the deep, though
+they bestride but the truncheon of a boom, are safe and near at home
+compared with mankind on its bullet.&nbsp; Even to us who have known
+no other, it seems a strange, if not an appalling, place of residence.<br>
+<br>
+But far stranger is the resident, man, a creature compact of wonders
+that, after centuries of custom, is still wonderful to himself.&nbsp;
+He inhabits a body which he is continually outliving, discarding and
+renewing.&nbsp; Food and sleep, by an unknown alchemy, restore his spirits
+and the freshness of his countenance.&nbsp; Hair grows on him like grass;
+his eyes, his brain, his sinews, thirst for action; he joys to see and
+touch and hear, to partake the sun and wind, to sit down and intently
+ponder on his astonishing attributes and situation, to rise up and run,
+to perform the strange and revolting round of physical functions.&nbsp;
+The sight of a flower, the note of a bird, will often move him deeply;
+yet he looks unconcerned on the impassable distances and portentous
+bonfires of the universe.&nbsp; He comprehends, he designs, he tames
+nature, rides the sea, ploughs, climbs the air in a balloon, makes vast
+inquiries, begins interminable labours, joins himself into federations
+and populous cities, spends his days to deliver the ends of the earth
+or to benefit unborn posterity; and yet knows himself for a piece of
+unsurpassed fragility and the creature of a few days.&nbsp; His sight,
+which conducts him, which takes notice of the farthest stars, which
+is miraculous in every way and a thing defying explanation or belief,
+is yet lodged in a piece of jelly, and can be extinguished with a touch.&nbsp;
+His heart, which all through life so indomitably, so athletically labours,
+is but a capsule, and may be stopped with a pin.&nbsp; His whole body,
+for all its savage energies, its leaping and its winged desires, may
+yet be tamed and conquered by a draught of air or a sprinkling of cold
+dew.&nbsp; What he calls death, which is the seeming arrest of everything,
+and the ruin and hateful transformation of the visible body, lies in
+wait for him outwardly in a thousand accidents, and grows up in secret
+diseases from within.&nbsp; He is still learning to be a man when his
+faculties are already beginning to decline; he has not yet understood
+himself or his position before he inevitably dies.&nbsp; And yet this
+mad, chimerical creature can take no thought of his last end, lives
+as though he were eternal, plunges with his vulnerable body into the
+shock of war, and daily affronts death with unconcern.&nbsp; He cannot
+take a step without pain or pleasure.&nbsp; His life is a tissue of
+sensations, which he distinguishes as they seem to come more directly
+from himself or his surroundings.&nbsp; He is conscious of himself as
+a joyer or a sufferer, as that which craves, chooses, and is satisfied;
+conscious of his surroundings as it were of an inexhaustible purveyor,
+the source of aspects, inspirations, wonders, cruel knocks and transporting
+caresses.&nbsp; Thus he goes on his way, stumbling among delights and
+agonies.<br>
+<br>
+Matter is a far-fetched theory, and materialism is without a root in
+man.&nbsp; To him everything is important in the degree to which it
+moves him.&nbsp; The telegraph wires and posts, the electricity speeding
+from clerk to clerk, the clerks, the glad or sorrowful import of the
+message, and the paper on which it is finally brought to him at home,
+are all equally facts, all equally exist for man.&nbsp; A word or a
+thought can wound him as acutely as a knife of steel.&nbsp; If he thinks
+he is loved, he will rise up and glory to himself, although he be in
+a distant land and short of necessary bread.&nbsp; Does he think he
+is not loved? - he may have the woman at his beck, and there is not
+a joy for him in all the world.&nbsp; Indeed, if we are to make any
+account of this figment of reason, the distinction between material
+and immaterial, we shall conclude that the life of each man as an individual
+is immaterial, although the continuation and prospects of mankind as
+a race turn upon material conditions.&nbsp; The physical business of
+each man&rsquo;s body is transacted for him; like a sybarite, he has
+attentive valets in his own viscera; he breathes, he sweats, he digests
+without an effort, or so much as a consenting volition; for the most
+part he even eats, not with a wakeful consciousness, but as it were
+between two thoughts.&nbsp; His life is centred among other and more
+important considerations; touch him in his honour or his love, creatures
+of the imagination which attach him to mankind or to an individual man
+or woman; cross him in his piety which connects his soul with heaven;
+and he turns from his food, he loathes his breath, and with a magnanimous
+emotion cuts the knots of his existence and frees himself at a blow
+from the web of pains and pleasures.<br>
+<br>
+It follows that man is twofold at least; that he is not a rounded and
+autonomous empire; but that in the same body with him there dwell other
+powers tributary but independent.&nbsp; If I now behold one walking
+in a garden, curiously coloured and illuminated by the sun, digesting
+his food with elaborate chemistry, breathing, circulating blood, directing
+himself by the sight of his eyes, accommodating his body by a thousand
+delicate balancings to the wind and the uneven surface of the path,
+and all the time, perhaps, with his mind engaged about America, or the
+dog-star, or the attributes of God - what am I to say, or how am I to
+describe the thing I see?&nbsp; Is that truly a man, in the rigorous
+meaning of the word? or is it not a man and something else?&nbsp; What,
+then, are we to count the centre-bit and axle of a being so variously
+compounded?&nbsp; It is a question much debated.&nbsp; Some read his
+history in a certain intricacy of nerve and the success of successive
+digestions; others find him an exiled piece of heaven blown upon and
+determined by the breath of God; and both schools of theorists will
+scream like scalded children at a word of doubt.&nbsp; Yet either of
+these views, however plausible, is beside the question; either may be
+right; and I care not; I ask a more particular answer, and to a more
+immediate point.&nbsp; What is the man?&nbsp; There is Something that
+was before hunger and that remains behind after a meal.&nbsp; It may
+or may not be engaged in any given act or passion, but when it is, it
+changes, heightens, and sanctifies.&nbsp; Thus it is not engaged in
+lust, where satisfaction ends the chapter; and it is engaged in love,
+where no satisfaction can blunt the edge of the desire, and where age,
+sickness, or alienation may deface what was desirable without diminishing
+the sentiment.&nbsp; This something, which is the man, is a permanence
+which abides through the vicissitudes of passion, now overwhelmed and
+now triumphant, now unconscious of itself in the immediate distress
+of appetite or pain, now rising unclouded above all.&nbsp; So, to the
+man, his own central self fades and grows clear again amid the tumult
+of the senses, like a revolving Pharos in the night.&nbsp; It is forgotten;
+it is hid, it seems, for ever; and yet in the next calm hour he shall
+behold himself once more, shining and unmoved among changes and storm.<br>
+<br>
+Mankind, in the sense of the creeping mass that is born and eats, that
+generates and dies, is but the aggregate of the outer and lower sides
+of man.&nbsp; This inner consciousness, this lantern alternately obscured
+and shining, to and by which the individual exists and must order his
+conduct, is something special to himself and not common to the race.&nbsp;
+His joys delight, his sorrows wound him, according as <i>this</i> is
+interested or indifferent in the affair; according as they arise in
+an imperial war or in a broil conducted by the tributary chieftains
+of the mind.&nbsp; He may lose all, and <i>this</i> not suffer; he may
+lose what is materially a trifle, and <i>this</i> leap in his bosom
+with a cruel pang.&nbsp; I do not speak of it to hardened theorists:
+the living man knows keenly what it is I mean.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Perceive at last that thou hast in thee something better and
+more divine than the things which cause the various effects, and, as
+it were, pull thee by the strings.&nbsp; What is that now in thy mind?
+is it fear, or suspicion, or desire, or anything of that kind?&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Thus far Marcus Aurelius, in one of the most notable passages in any
+book.&nbsp; Here is a question worthy to be answered.&nbsp; What is
+in thy mind?&nbsp; What is the utterance of your inmost self when, in
+a quiet hour, it can be heard intelligibly?&nbsp; It is something beyond
+the compass of your thinking, inasmuch as it is yourself; but is it
+not of a higher spirit than you had dreamed betweenwhiles, and erect
+above all base considerations?&nbsp; This soul seems hardly touched
+with our infirmities; we can find in it certainly no fear, suspicion,
+or desire; we are only conscious - and that as though we read it in
+the eyes of some one else - of a great and unqualified readiness.&nbsp;
+A readiness to what? to pass over and look beyond the objects of desire
+and fear, for something else.&nbsp; And this something else? this something
+which is apart from desire and fear, to which all the kingdoms of the
+world and the immediate death of the body are alike indifferent and
+beside the point, and which yet regards conduct - by what name are we
+to call it?&nbsp; It may be the love of God; or it may be an inherited
+(and certainly well concealed) instinct to preserve self and propagate
+the race; I am not, for the moment, averse to either theory; but it
+will save time to call it righteousness.&nbsp; By so doing I intend
+no subterfuge to beg a question; I am indeed ready, and more than willing,
+to accept the rigid consequence, and lay aside, as far as the treachery
+of the reason will permit, all former meanings attached to the word
+righteousness.&nbsp; What is right is that for which a man&rsquo;s central
+self is ever ready to sacrifice immediate or distant interests; what
+is wrong is what the central self discards or rejects as incompatible
+with the fixed design of righteousness.<br>
+<br>
+To make this admission is to lay aside all hope of definition.&nbsp;
+That which is right upon this theory is intimately dictated to each
+man by himself, but can never be rigorously set forth in language, and
+never, above all, imposed upon another.&nbsp; The conscience has, then,
+a vision like that of the eyes, which is incommunicable, and for the
+most part illuminates none but its possessor.&nbsp; When many people
+perceive the same or any cognate facts, they agree upon a word as symbol;
+and hence we have such words as <i>tree, star</i>, <i>love, honour</i>,
+or <i>death</i>; hence also we have this word <i>right</i>, which, like
+the others, we all understand, most of us understand differently, and
+none can express succinctly otherwise.&nbsp; Yet even on the straitest
+view, we can make some steps towards comprehension of our own superior
+thoughts.&nbsp; For it is an incredible and most bewildering fact that
+a man, through life, is on variable terms with himself; he is aware
+of tiffs and reconciliations; the intimacy is at times almost suspended,
+at times it is renewed again with joy.&nbsp; As we said before, his
+inner self or soul appears to him by successive revelations, and is
+frequently obscured.&nbsp; It is from a study of these alternations
+that we can alone hope to discover, even dimly, what seems right and
+what seems wrong to this veiled prophet of ourself.<br>
+<br>
+All that is in the man in the larger sense, what we call impression
+as well as what we call intuition, so far as my argument looks, we must
+accept.&nbsp; It is not wrong to desire food, or exercise, or beautiful
+surroundings, or the love of sex, or interest which is the food of the
+mind.&nbsp; All these are craved; all these should be craved; to none
+of these in itself does the soul demur; where there comes an undeniable
+want, we recognise a demand of nature.&nbsp; Yet we know that these
+natural demands may be superseded; for the demands which are common
+to mankind make but a shadowy consideration in comparison to the demands
+of the individual soul.&nbsp; Food is almost the first prerequisite;
+and yet a high character will go without food to the ruin and death
+of the body rather than gain it in a manner which the spirit disavows.&nbsp;
+Pascal laid aside mathematics; Origen doctored his body with a knife;
+every day some one is thus mortifying his dearest interests and desires,
+and, in Christ&rsquo;s words, entering maim into the Kingdom of Heaven.&nbsp;
+This is to supersede the lesser and less harmonious affections by renunciation;
+and though by this ascetic path we may get to heaven, we cannot get
+thither a whole and perfect man.&nbsp; But there is another way, to
+supersede them by reconciliation, in which the soul and all the faculties
+and senses pursue a common route and share in one desire.&nbsp; Thus,
+man is tormented by a very imperious physical desire; it spoils his
+rest, it is not to be denied; the doctors will tell you, not I, how
+it is a physical need, like the want of food or slumber.&nbsp; In the
+satisfaction of this desire, as it first appears, the soul sparingly
+takes part; nay, it oft unsparingly regrets and disapproves the satisfaction.&nbsp;
+But let the man learn to love a woman as far as he is capable of love;
+and for this random affection of the body there is substituted a steady
+determination, a consent of all his powers and faculties, which supersedes,
+adopts, and commands the other.&nbsp; The desire survives, strengthened,
+perhaps, but taught obedience and changed in scope and character.&nbsp;
+Life is no longer a tale of betrayals and regrets; for the man now lives
+as a whole; his consciousness now moves on uninterrupted like a river;
+through all the extremes and ups and downs of passion, he remains approvingly
+conscious of himself.<br>
+<br>
+Now to me, this seems a type of that rightness which the soul demands.&nbsp;
+It demands that we shall not live alternately with our opposing tendencies
+in continual see-saw of passion and disgust, but seek some path on which
+the tendencies shall no longer oppose, but serve each other to a common
+end.&nbsp; It demands that we shall not pursue broken ends, but great
+and comprehensive purposes, in which soul and body may unite like notes
+in a harmonious chord.&nbsp; That were indeed a way of peace and pleasure,
+that were indeed a heaven upon earth.&nbsp; It does not demand, however,
+or, to speak in measure, it does not demand of me, that I should starve
+my appetites for no purpose under heaven but as a purpose in itself;
+or, in a weak despair, pluck out the eye that I have not yet learned
+to guide and enjoy with wisdom.&nbsp; The soul demands unity of purpose,
+not the dismemberment of man; it seeks to roll up all his strength and
+sweetness, all his passion and wisdom, into one, and make of him a perfect
+man exulting in perfection.&nbsp; To conclude ascetically is to give
+up, and not to solve, the problem.&nbsp; The ascetic and the creeping
+hog, although they are at different poles, have equally failed in life.&nbsp;
+The one has sacrificed his crew; the other brings back his seamen in
+a cock-boat, and has lost the ship.&nbsp; I believe there are not many
+sea-captains who would plume themselves on either result as a success.<br>
+<br>
+But if it is righteousness thus to fuse together our divisive impulses
+and march with one mind through life, there is plainly one thing more
+unrighteous than all others, and one declension which is irretrievable
+and draws on the rest.&nbsp; And this is to lose consciousness of oneself.&nbsp;
+In the best of times, it is but by flashes, when our whole nature is
+clear, strong and conscious, and events conspire to leave us free, that
+we enjoy communion with our soul.&nbsp; At the worst, we are so fallen
+and passive that we may say shortly we have none.&nbsp; An arctic torpor
+seizes upon men.&nbsp; Although built of nerves, and set adrift in a
+stimulating world, they develop a tendency to go bodily to sleep; consciousness
+becomes engrossed among the reflex and mechanical parts of life; and
+soon loses both the will and power to look higher considerations in
+the face.&nbsp; This is ruin; this is the last failure in life; this
+is temporal damnation, damnation on the spot and without the form of
+judgment.&nbsp; &lsquo;What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole
+world and <i>lose himself</i>?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+It is to keep a man awake, to keep him alive to his own soul and its
+fixed design of righteousness, that the better part of moral and religious
+education is directed; not only that of words and doctors, but the sharp
+ferule of calamity under which we are all God&rsquo;s scholars till
+we die.&nbsp; If, as teachers, we are to say anything to the purpose,
+we must say what will remind the pupil of his soul; we must speak that
+soul&rsquo;s dialect; we must talk of life and conduct as his soul would
+have him think of them.&nbsp; If, from some conformity between us and
+the pupil, or perhaps among all men, we do in truth speak in such a
+dialect and express such views, beyond question we shall touch in him
+a spring; beyond question he will recognise the dialect as one that
+he himself has spoken in his better hours; beyond question he will cry,
+&lsquo;I had forgotten, but now I remember; I too have eyes, and I had
+forgot to use them!&nbsp; I too have a soul of my own, arrogantly upright,
+and to that I will listen and conform.&rsquo;&nbsp; In short, say to
+him anything that he has once thought, or been upon the point of thinking,
+or show him any view of life that he has once clearly seen, or been
+upon the point of clearly seeing; and you have done your part and may
+leave him to complete the education for himself.<br>
+<br>
+Now, the view taught at the present time seems to me to want greatness;
+and the dialect in which alone it can be intelligibly uttered is not
+the dialect of my soul.&nbsp; It is a sort of postponement of life;
+nothing quite is, but something different is to be; we are to keep our
+eyes upon the indirect from the cradle to the grave.&nbsp; We are to
+regulate our conduct not by desire, but by a politic eye upon the future;
+and to value acts as they will bring us money or good opinion; as they
+will bring us, in one word, <i>profit</i>.&nbsp; We must be what is
+called respectable, and offend no one by our carriage; it will not do
+to make oneself conspicuous - who knows? even in virtue? says the Christian
+parent!&nbsp; And we must be what is called prudent and make money;
+not only because it is pleasant to have money, but because that also
+is a part of respectability, and we cannot hope to be received in society
+without decent possessions.&nbsp; Received in society! as if that were
+the kingdom of heaven!&nbsp; There is dear Mr. So-and-so; - look at
+him! - so much respected - so much looked up to - quite the Christian
+merchant!&nbsp; And we must cut our conduct as strictly as possible
+after the pattern of Mr. So-and-so; and lay our whole lives to make
+money and be strictly decent.&nbsp; Besides these holy injunctions,
+which form by far the greater part of a youth&rsquo;s training in our
+Christian homes, there are at least two other doctrines.&nbsp; We are
+to live just now as well as we can, but scrape at last into heaven,
+where we shall be good.&nbsp; We are to worry through the week in a
+lay, disreputable way, but, to make matters square, live a different
+life on Sunday.<br>
+<br>
+The train of thought we have been following gives us a key to all these
+positions, without stepping aside to justify them on their own ground.&nbsp;
+It is because we have been disgusted fifty times with physical squalls,
+and fifty times torn between conflicting impulses, that we teach people
+this indirect and tactical procedure in life, and to judge by remote
+consequences instead of the immediate face of things.&nbsp; The very
+desire to act as our own souls would have us, coupled with a pathetic
+disbelief in ourselves, moves us to follow the example of others; perhaps,
+who knows? they may be on the right track; and the more our patterns
+are in number, the better seems the chance; until, if we be acting in
+concert with a whole civilised nation, there are surely a majority of
+chances that we must be acting right.&nbsp; And again, how true it is
+that we can never behave as we wish in this tormented sphere, and can
+only aspire to different and more favourable circumstances, in order
+to stand out and be ourselves wholly and rightly!&nbsp; And yet once
+more, if in the hurry and pressure of affairs and passions you tend
+to nod and become drowsy, here are twenty-four hours of Sunday set apart
+for you to hold counsel with your soul and look around you on the possibilities
+of life.<br>
+<br>
+This is not, of course, all that is to be, or even should be, said for
+these doctrines.&nbsp; Only, in the course of this chapter, the reader
+and I have agreed upon a few catchwords, and been looking at morals
+on a certain system; it was a pity to lose an opportunity of testing
+the catchwords, and seeing whether, by this system as well as by others,
+current doctrines could show any probable justification.&nbsp; If the
+doctrines had come too badly out of the trial, it would have condemned
+the system.&nbsp; Our sight of the world is very narrow; the mind but
+a pedestrian instrument; there&rsquo;s nothing new under the sun, as
+Solomon says, except the man himself; and though that changes the aspect
+of everything else, yet he must see the same things as other people,
+only from a different side.<br>
+<br>
+And now, having admitted so much, let us turn to criticism.<br>
+<br>
+If you teach a man to keep his eyes upon what others think of him, unthinkingly
+to lead the life and hold the principles of the majority of his contemporaries,
+you must discredit in his eyes the one authoritative voice of his own
+soul.&nbsp; He may be a docile citizen; he will never be a man.&nbsp;
+It is ours, on the other hand, to disregard this babble and chattering
+of other men better and worse than we are, and to walk straight before
+us by what light we have.&nbsp; They may be right; but so, before heaven,
+are we.&nbsp; They may know; but we know also, and by that knowledge
+we must stand or fall.&nbsp; There is such a thing as loyalty to a man&rsquo;s
+own better self; and from those who have not that, God help me, how
+am I to look for loyalty to others?&nbsp; The most dull, the most imbecile,
+at a certain moment turn round, at a certain point will hear no further
+argument, but stand unflinching by their own dumb, irrational sense
+of right.&nbsp; It is not only by steel or fire, but through contempt
+and blame, that the martyr fulfils the calling of his dear soul.&nbsp;
+Be glad if you are not tried by such extremities.&nbsp; But although
+all the world ranged themselves in one line to tell you &lsquo;This
+is wrong,&rsquo; be you your own faithful vassal and the ambassador
+of God - throw down the glove and answer &lsquo;This is right.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Do you think you are only declaring yourself?&nbsp; Perhaps in some
+dim way, like a child who delivers a message not fully understood, you
+are opening wider the straits of prejudice and preparing mankind for
+some truer and more spiritual grasp of truth; perhaps, as you stand
+forth for your own judgment, you are covering a thousand weak ones with
+your body; perhaps, by this declaration alone, you have avoided the
+guilt of false witness against humanity and the little ones unborn.&nbsp;
+It is good, I believe, to be respectable, but much nobler to respect
+oneself and utter the voice of God.&nbsp; God, if there be any God,
+speaks daily in a new language by the tongues of men; the thoughts and
+habits of each fresh generation and each new-coined spirit throw another
+light upon the universe and contain another commentary on the printed
+Bibles; every scruple, every true dissent, every glimpse of something
+new, is a letter of God&rsquo;s alphabet; and though there is a grave
+responsibility for all who speak, is there none for those who unrighteously
+keep silence and conform?&nbsp; Is not that also to conceal and cloak
+God&rsquo;s counsel?&nbsp; And how should we regard the man of science
+who suppressed all facts that would not tally with the orthodoxy of
+the hour?<br>
+<br>
+Wrong?&nbsp; You are as surely wrong as the sun rose this morning round
+the revolving shoulder of the world.&nbsp; Not truth, but truthfulness,
+is the good of your endeavour.&nbsp; For when will men receive that
+first part and prerequisite of truth, that, by the order of things,
+by the greatness of the universe, by the darkness and partiality of
+man&rsquo;s experience, by the inviolate secrecy of God, kept close
+in His most open revelations, every man is, and to the end of the ages
+must be, wrong?&nbsp; Wrong to the universe; wrong to mankind; wrong
+to God.&nbsp; And yet in another sense, and that plainer and nearer,
+every man of men, who wishes truly, must be right.&nbsp; He is right
+to himself, and in the measure of his sagacity and candour.&nbsp; That
+let him do in all sincerity and zeal, not sparing a thought for contrary
+opinions; that, for what it is worth, let him proclaim.&nbsp; Be not
+afraid; although he be wrong, so also is the dead, stuffed Dagon he
+insults.&nbsp; For the voice of God, whatever it is, is not that stammering,
+inept tradition which the people holds.&nbsp; These truths survive in
+travesty, swamped in a world of spiritual darkness and confusion; and
+what a few comprehend and faithfully hold, the many, in their dead jargon,
+repeat, degrade, and misinterpret.<br>
+<br>
+So far of Respectability; what the Covenanters used to call &lsquo;rank
+conformity&rsquo;: the deadliest gag and wet blanket that can be laid
+on men.&nbsp; And now of Profit.&nbsp; And this doctrine is perhaps
+the more redoubtable, because it harms all sorts of men; not only the
+heroic and self-reliant, but the obedient, cowlike squadrons.&nbsp;
+A man, by this doctrine, looks to consequences at the second, or third,
+or fiftieth turn.&nbsp; He chooses his end, and for that, with wily
+turns and through a great sea of tedium, steers this mortal bark.&nbsp;
+There may be political wisdom in such a view; but I am persuaded there
+can spring no great moral zeal.&nbsp; To look thus obliquely upon life
+is the very recipe for moral slumber.&nbsp; Our intention and endeavour
+should be directed, not on some vague end of money or applause, which
+shall come to us by a ricochet in a month or a year, or twenty years,
+but on the act itself; not on the approval of others, but on the rightness
+of that act.&nbsp; At every instant, at every step in life, the point
+has to be decided, our soul has to be saved, heaven has to be gained
+or lost.&nbsp; At every step our spirits must applaud, at every step
+we must set down the foot and sound the trumpet.&nbsp; &lsquo;This have
+I done,&rsquo; we must say; &lsquo;right or wrong, this have I done,
+in unfeigned honour of intention, as to myself and God.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+The profit of every act should be this, that it was right for us to
+do it.&nbsp; Any other profit than that, if it involved a kingdom or
+the woman I love, ought, if I were God&rsquo;s upright soldier, to leave
+me untempted.<br>
+<br>
+It is the mark of what we call a righteous decision, that it is made
+directly and for its own sake.&nbsp; The whole man, mind and body, having
+come to an agreement, tyrannically dictates conduct.&nbsp; There are
+two dispositions eternally opposed: that in which we recognise that
+one thing is wrong and another right, and that in which, not seeing
+any clear distinction, we fall back on the consideration of consequences.&nbsp;
+The truth is, by the scope of our present teaching, nothing is thought
+very wrong and nothing very right, except a few actions which have the
+disadvantage of being disrespectable when found out; the more serious
+part of men inclining to think all things <i>rather</i> <i>wrong</i>,
+the more jovial to suppose them <i>right enough for</i> <i>practical
+purposes</i>.&nbsp; I will engage my head, they do not find that view
+in their own hearts; they have taken it up in a dark despair; they are
+but troubled sleepers talking in their sleep.&nbsp; The soul, or my
+soul at least, thinks very distinctly upon many points of right and
+wrong, and often differs flatly with what is held out as the thought
+of corporate humanity in the code of society or the code of law.&nbsp;
+Am I to suppose myself a monster?&nbsp; I have only to read books, the
+Christian Gospels for example, to think myself a monster no longer;
+and instead I think the mass of people are merely speaking in their
+sleep.<br>
+<br>
+It is a commonplace, enshrined, if I mistake not, even in school copy-books,
+that honour is to be sought and not fame.&nbsp; I ask no other admission;
+we are to seek honour, upright walking with our own conscience every
+hour of the day, and not fame, the consequence, the far-off reverberation
+of our footsteps.&nbsp; The walk, not the rumour of the walk, is what
+concerns righteousness.&nbsp; Better disrespectable honour than dishonourable
+fame.&nbsp; Better useless or seemingly hurtful honour, than dishonour
+ruling empires and filling the mouths of thousands.&nbsp; For the man
+must walk by what he sees, and leave the issue with God who made him
+and taught him by the fortune of his life.&nbsp; You would not dishonour
+yourself for money; which is at least tangible; would you do it, then,
+for a doubtful forecast in politics, or another person&rsquo;s theory
+in morals?<br>
+<br>
+So intricate is the scheme of our affairs, that no man can calculate
+the bearing of his own behaviour even on those immediately around him,
+how much less upon the world at large or on succeeding generations!&nbsp;
+To walk by external prudence and the rule of consequences would require,
+not a man, but God.&nbsp; All that we know to guide us in this changing
+labyrinth is our soul with its fixed design of righteousness, and a
+few old precepts which commend themselves to that.&nbsp; The precepts
+are vague when we endeavour to apply them; consequences are more entangled
+than a wisp of string, and their confusion is unrestingly in change;
+we must hold to what we know and walk by it.&nbsp; We must walk by faith,
+indeed, and not by knowledge.<br>
+<br>
+You do not love another because he is wealthy or wise or eminently respectable:
+you love him because you love him; that is love, and any other only
+a derision and grimace.&nbsp; It should be the same with all our actions.&nbsp;
+If we were to conceive a perfect man, it should be one who was never
+torn between conflicting impulses, but who, on the absolute consent
+of all his parts and faculties, submitted in every action of his life
+to a self-dictation as absolute and unreasoned as that which bids him
+love one woman and be true to her till death.&nbsp; But we should not
+conceive him as sagacious, ascetical, playing off his appetites against
+each other, turning the wing of public respectable immorality instead
+of riding it directly down, or advancing toward his end through a thousand
+sinister compromises and considerations.&nbsp; The one man might be
+wily, might be adroit, might be wise, might be respectable, might be
+gloriously useful; it is the other man who would be good.<br>
+<br>
+The soul asks honour and not fame; to be upright, not to be successful;
+to be good, not prosperous; to be essentially, not outwardly, respectable.&nbsp;
+Does your soul ask profit?&nbsp; Does it ask money?&nbsp; Does it ask
+the approval of the indifferent herd?&nbsp; I believe not.&nbsp; For
+my own part, I want but little money, I hope; and I do not want to be
+decent at all, but to be good.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER IV<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+We have spoken of that supreme self-dictation which keeps varying from
+hour to hour in its dictates with the variation of events and circumstances.&nbsp;
+Now, for us, that is ultimate.&nbsp; It may be founded on some reasonable
+process, but it is not a process which we can follow or comprehend.&nbsp;
+And moreover the dictation is not continuous, or not continuous except
+in very lively and well-living natures; and between-whiles we must brush
+along without it.&nbsp; Practice is a more intricate and desperate business
+than the toughest theorising; life is an affair of cavalry, where rapid
+judgment and prompt action are alone possible and right.&nbsp; As a
+matter of fact, there is no one so upright but he is influenced by the
+world&rsquo;s chatter; and no one so headlong but he requires to consider
+consequences and to keep an eye on profit.&nbsp; For the soul adopts
+all affections and appetites without exception, and cares only to combine
+them for some common purpose which shall interest all.&nbsp; Now, respect
+for the opinion of others, the study of consequences, and the desire
+of power and comfort, are all undeniably factors in the nature of man;
+and the more undeniably since we find that, in our current doctrines,
+they have swallowed up the others and are thought to conclude in themselves
+all the worthy parts of man.&nbsp; These, then, must also be suffered
+to affect conduct in the practical domain, much or little according
+as they are forcibly or feebly present to the mind of each.<br>
+<br>
+Now, a man&rsquo;s view of the universe is mostly a view of the civilised
+society in which he lives.&nbsp; Other men and women are so much more
+grossly and so much more intimately palpable to his perceptions, that
+they stand between him and all the rest; they are larger to his eye
+than the sun, he hears them more plainly than thunder, with them, by
+them, and for them, he must live and die.&nbsp; And hence the laws that
+affect his intercourse with his fellow-men, although merely customary
+and the creatures of a generation, are more clearly and continually
+before his mind than those which bind him into the eternal system of
+things, support him in his upright progress on this whirling ball, or
+keep up the fire of his bodily life.&nbsp; And hence it is that money
+stands in the first rank of considerations and so powerfully affects
+the choice.&nbsp; For our society is built with money for mortar; money
+is present in every joint of circumstance; it might be named the social
+atmosphere, since, in society, it is by that alone that men continue
+to live, and only through that or chance that they can reach or affect
+one another.&nbsp; Money gives us food, shelter, and privacy; it permits
+us to be clean in person, opens for us the doors of the theatre, gains
+us books for study or pleasure, enables us to help the distresses of
+others, and puts us above necessity so that we can choose the best in
+life.&nbsp; If we love, it enables us to meet and live with the loved
+one, or even to prolong her health and life; if we have scruples, it
+gives us an opportunity to be honest; if we have any bright designs,
+here is what will smooth the way to their accomplishment.&nbsp; Penury
+is the worst slavery, and will soon lead to death.<br>
+<br>
+But money is only a means; it presupposes a man to use it.&nbsp; The
+rich can go where he pleases, but perhaps please himself nowhere.&nbsp;
+He can buy a library or visit the whole world, but perhaps has neither
+patience to read nor intelligence to see.&nbsp; The table may be loaded
+and the appetite wanting; the purse may be full, and the heart empty.&nbsp;
+He may have gained the world and lost himself; and with all his wealth
+around him, in a great house and spacious and beautiful demesne, he
+may live as blank a life as any tattered ditcher.&nbsp; Without an appetite,
+without an aspiration, void of appreciation, bankrupt of desire and
+hope, there, in his great house, let him sit and look upon his fingers.&nbsp;
+It is perhaps a more fortunate destiny to have a taste for collecting
+shells than to be born a millionaire.&nbsp; Although neither is to be
+despised, it is always better policy to learn an interest than to make
+a thousand pounds; for the money will soon be spent, or perhaps you
+may feel no joy in spending it; but the interest remains imperishable
+and ever new.&nbsp; To become a botanist, a geologist, a social philosopher,
+an antiquary, or an artist, is to enlarge one&rsquo;s possessions in
+the universe by an incalculably higher degree, and by a far surer sort
+of property, than to purchase a farm of many acres.&nbsp; You had perhaps
+two thousand a year before the transaction; perhaps you have two thousand
+five hundred after it.&nbsp; That represents your gain in the one case.&nbsp;
+But in the other, you have thrown down a barrier which concealed significance
+and beauty.&nbsp; The blind man has learned to see.&nbsp; The prisoner
+has opened up a window in his cell and beholds enchanting prospects;
+he will never again be a prisoner as he was; he can watch clouds and
+changing seasons, ships on the river, travellers on the road, and the
+stars at night; happy prisoner! his eyes have broken jail!&nbsp; And
+again he who has learned to love an art or science has wisely laid up
+riches against the day of riches; if prosperity come, he will not enter
+poor into his inheritance; he will not slumber and forget himself in
+the lap of money, or spend his hours in counting idle treasures, but
+be up and briskly doing; he will have the true alchemic touch, which
+is not that of Midas, but which transmutes dead money into living delight
+and satisfaction.&nbsp; <i>Ecirctre et pas avoir</i> - to be, not to
+possess - that is the problem of life.&nbsp; To be wealthy, a rich nature
+is the first requisite and money but the second.&nbsp; To be of a quick
+and healthy blood, to share in all honourable curiosities, to be rich
+in admiration and free from envy, to rejoice greatly in the good of
+others, to love with such generosity of heart that your love is still
+a dear possession in absence or unkindness - these are the gifts of
+fortune which money cannot buy and without which money can buy nothing.&nbsp;
+For what can a man possess, or what can he enjoy, except himself?&nbsp;
+If he enlarge his nature, it is then that he enlarges his estates.&nbsp;
+If his nature be happy and valiant, he will enjoy the universe as if
+it were his park and orchard.<br>
+<br>
+But money is not only to be spent; it has also to be earned.&nbsp; It
+is not merely a convenience or a necessary in social life; but it is
+the coin in which mankind pays his wages to the individual man.&nbsp;
+And from this side, the question of money has a very different scope
+and application.&nbsp; For no man can be honest who does not work.&nbsp;
+Service for service.&nbsp; If the farmer buys corn, and the labourer
+ploughs and reaps, and the baker sweats in his hot bakery, plainly you
+who eat must do something in your turn.&nbsp; It is not enough to take
+off your hat, or to thank God upon your knees for the admirable constitution
+of society and your own convenient situation in its upper and more ornamental
+stories.&nbsp; Neither is it enough to buy the loaf with a sixpence;
+for then you are only changing the point of the inquiry; and you must
+first have <i>bought the</i> <i>sixpence</i>.&nbsp; Service for service:
+how have you bought your sixpences?&nbsp; A man of spirit desires certainty
+in a thing of such a nature; he must see to it that there is some reciprocity
+between him and mankind; that he pays his expenditure in service; that
+he has not a lion&rsquo;s share in profit and a drone&rsquo;s in labour;
+and is not a sleeping partner and mere costly incubus on the great mercantile
+concern of mankind.<br>
+<br>
+Services differ so widely with different gifts, and some are so inappreciable
+to external tests, that this is not only a matter for the private conscience,
+but one which even there must be leniently and trustfully considered.&nbsp;
+For remember how many serve mankind who do no more than meditate; and
+how many are precious to their friends for no more than a sweet and
+joyous temper.&nbsp; To perform the function of a man of letters it
+is not necessary to write; nay, it is perhaps better to be a living
+book.&nbsp; So long as we love we serve; so long as we are loved by
+others, I would almost say that we are indispensable; and no man is
+useless while he has a friend.&nbsp; The true services of life are inestimable
+in money, and are never paid.&nbsp; Kind words and caresses, high and
+wise thoughts, humane designs, tender behaviour to the weak and suffering,
+and all the charities of man&rsquo;s existence, are neither bought nor
+sold.<br>
+<br>
+Yet the dearest and readiest, if not the most just, criterion of a man&rsquo;s
+services, is the wage that mankind pays him or, briefly, what he earns.&nbsp;
+There at least there can be no ambiguity.&nbsp; St. Paul is fully and
+freely entitled to his earnings as a tentmaker, and Socrates fully and
+freely entitled to his earnings as a sculptor, although the true business
+of each was not only something different, but something which remained
+unpaid.&nbsp; A man cannot forget that he is not superintended, and
+serves mankind on parole.&nbsp; He would like, when challenged by his
+own conscience, to reply: &lsquo;I have done so much work, and no less,
+with my own hands and brain, and taken so much profit, and no more,
+for my own personal delight.&rsquo;&nbsp; And though St. Paul, if he
+had possessed a private fortune, would probably have scorned to waste
+his time in making tents, yet of all sacrifices to public opinion none
+can be more easily pardoned than that by which a man, already spiritually
+useful to the world, should restrict the field of his chief usefulness
+to perform services more apparent, and possess a livelihood that neither
+stupidity nor malice could call in question.&nbsp; Like all sacrifices
+to public opinion and mere external decency, this would certainly be
+wrong; for the soul should rest contented with its own approval and
+indissuadably pursue its own calling.&nbsp; Yet, so grave and delicate
+is the question, that a man may well hesitate before he decides it for
+himself; he may well fear that he sets too high a valuation on his own
+endeavours after good; he may well condescend upon a humbler duty, where
+others than himself shall judge the service and proportion the wage.<br>
+<br>
+And yet it is to this very responsibility that the rich are born.&nbsp;
+They can shuffle off the duty on no other; they are their own paymasters
+on parole; and must pay themselves fair wages and no more.&nbsp; For
+I suppose that in the course of ages, and through reform and civil war
+and invasion, mankind was pursuing some other and more general design
+than to set one or two Englishmen of the nineteenth century beyond the
+reach of needs and duties.&nbsp; Society was scarce put together, and
+defended with so much eloquence and blood, for the convenience of two
+or three millionaires and a few hundred other persons of wealth and
+position.&nbsp; It is plain that if mankind thus acted and suffered
+during all these generations, they hoped some benefit, some ease, some
+wellbeing, for themselves and their descendants; that if they supported
+law and order, it was to secure fair-play for all; that if they denied
+themselves in the present, they must have had some designs upon the
+future.&nbsp; Now, a great hereditary fortune is a miracle of man&rsquo;s
+wisdom and mankind&rsquo;s forbearance; it has not only been amassed
+and handed down, it has been suffered to be amassed and handed down;
+and surely in such a consideration as this, its possessor should find
+only a new spur to activity and honour, that with all this power of
+service he should not prove unserviceable, and that this mass of treasure
+should return in benefits upon the race.&nbsp; If he had twenty, or
+thirty, or a hundred thousand at his banker&rsquo;s, or if all Yorkshire
+or all California were his to manage or to sell, he would still be morally
+penniless, and have the world to begin like Whittington, until he had
+found some way of serving mankind.&nbsp; His wage is physically in his
+own hand; but, in honour, that wage must still be earned.&nbsp; He is
+only steward on parole of what is called his fortune.&nbsp; He must
+honourably perform his stewardship.&nbsp; He must estimate his own services
+and allow himself a salary in proportion, for that will be one among
+his functions.&nbsp; And while he will then be free to spend that salary,
+great or little, on his own private pleasures, the rest of his fortune
+he but holds and disposes under trust for mankind; it is not his, because
+he has not earned it; it cannot be his, because his services have already
+been paid; but year by year it is his to distribute, whether to help
+individuals whose birthright and outfit have been swallowed up in his,
+or to further public works and institutions.<br>
+<br>
+At this rate, short of inspiration, it seems hardly possible to be both
+rich and honest; and the millionaire is under a far more continuous
+temptation to thieve than the labourer who gets his shilling daily for
+despicable toils.&nbsp; Are you surprised?&nbsp; It is even so.&nbsp;
+And you repeat it every Sunday in your churches.&nbsp; &lsquo;It is
+easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich
+man to enter the kingdom of God.&rsquo;&nbsp; I have heard this and
+similar texts ingeniously explained away and brushed from the path of
+the aspiring Christian by the tender Great-heart of the parish.&nbsp;
+One excellent clergyman told us that the &lsquo;eye of a needle&rsquo;
+meant a low, Oriental postern through which camels could not pass till
+they were unloaded - which is very likely just; and then went on, bravely
+confounding the &lsquo;kingdom of God&rsquo; with heaven, the future
+paradise, to show that of course no rich person could expect to carry
+his riches beyond the grave - which, of course, he could not and never
+did.&nbsp; Various greedy sinners of the congregation drank in the comfortable
+doctrine with relief.&nbsp; It was worth the while having come to church
+that Sunday morning!&nbsp; All was plain.&nbsp; The Bible, as usual,
+meant nothing in particular; it was merely an obscure and figurative
+school-copybook; and if a man were only respectable, he was a man after
+God&rsquo;s own heart.<br>
+<br>
+Alas! I fear not.&nbsp; And though this matter of a man&rsquo;s services
+is one for his own conscience, there are some cases in which it is difficult
+to restrain the mind from judging.&nbsp; Thus I shall be very easily
+persuaded that a man has earned his daily bread; and if he has but a
+friend or two to whom his company is delightful at heart, I am more
+than persuaded at once.&nbsp; But it will be very hard to persuade me
+that any one has earned an income of a hundred thousand.&nbsp; What
+he is to his friends, he still would be if he were made penniless to-morrow;
+for as to the courtiers of luxury and power, I will neither consider
+them friends, nor indeed consider them at all.&nbsp; What he does for
+mankind there are most likely hundreds who would do the same, as effectually
+for the race and as pleasurably to themselves, for the merest fraction
+of this monstrous wage.&nbsp; Why it is paid, I am, therefore, unable
+to conceive, and as the man pays it himself, out of funds in his detention,
+I have a certain backwardness to think him honest.<br>
+<br>
+At least, we have gained a very obvious point: that <i>what a man spends
+upon himself, he shall have earned by services to the race</i>.&nbsp;
+Thence flows a principle for the outset of life, which is a little different
+from that taught in the present day.&nbsp; I am addressing the middle
+and the upper classes; those who have already been fostered and prepared
+for life at some expense; those who have some choice before them, and
+can pick professions; and above all, those who are what is called independent,
+and need do nothing unless pushed by honour or ambition.&nbsp; In this
+particular the poor are happy; among them, when a lad comes to his strength,
+he must take the work that offers, and can take it with an easy conscience.&nbsp;
+But in the richer classes the question is complicated by the number
+of opportunities and a variety of considerations.&nbsp; Here, then,
+this principle of ours comes in helpfully.&nbsp; The young man has to
+seek, not a road to wealth, but an opportunity of service; not money,
+but honest work.&nbsp; If he has some strong propensity, some calling
+of nature, some over-weening interest in any special field of industry,
+inquiry, or art, he will do right to obey the impulse; and that for
+two reasons: the first external, because there he will render the best
+services; the second personal, because a demand of his own nature is
+to him without appeal whenever it can be satisfied with the consent
+of his other faculties and appetites.&nbsp; If he has no such elective
+taste, by the very principle on which he chooses any pursuit at all
+he must choose the most honest and serviceable, and not the most highly
+remunerated.&nbsp; We have here an external problem, not from or to
+ourself, but flowing from the constitution of society; and we have our
+own soul with its fixed design of righteousness.&nbsp; All that can
+be done is to present the problem in proper terms, and leave it to the
+soul of the individual.&nbsp; Now, the problem to the poor is one of
+necessity: to earn wherewithal to live, they must find remunerative
+labour.&nbsp; But the problem to the rich is one of honour: having the
+wherewithal, they must find serviceable labour.&nbsp; Each has to earn
+his daily bread: the one, because he has not yet got it to eat; the
+other, who has already eaten it, because he has not yet earned it.<br>
+<br>
+Of course, what is true of bread is true of luxuries and comforts, whether
+for the body or the mind.&nbsp; But the consideration of luxuries leads
+us to a new aspect of the whole question, and to a second proposition
+no less true, and maybe no less startling, than the last.<br>
+<br>
+At the present day, we, of the easier classes, are in a state of surfeit
+and disgrace after meat.&nbsp; Plethora has filled us with indifference;
+and we are covered from head to foot with the callosities of habitual
+opulence.&nbsp; Born into what is called a certain rank, we live, as
+the saying is, up to our station.&nbsp; We squander without enjoyment,
+because our fathers squandered.&nbsp; We eat of the best, not from delicacy,
+but from brazen habit.&nbsp; We do not keenly enjoy or eagerly desire
+the presence of a luxury; we are unaccustomed to its absence.&nbsp;
+And not only do we squander money from habit, but still more pitifully
+waste it in ostentation.&nbsp; I can think of no more melancholy disgrace
+for a creature who professes either reason or pleasure for his guide,
+than to spend the smallest fraction of his income upon that which he
+does not desire; and to keep a carriage in which you do not wish to
+drive, or a butler of whom you are afraid, is a pathetic kind of folly.&nbsp;
+Money, being a means of happiness, should make both parties happy when
+it changes hands; rightly disposed, it should be twice blessed in its
+employment; and buyer and seller should alike have their twenty shillings
+worth of profit out of every pound.&nbsp; Benjamin Franklin went through
+life an altered man, because he once paid too dearly for a penny whistle.&nbsp;
+My concern springs usually from a deeper source, to wit, from having
+bought a whistle when I did not want one.&nbsp; I find I regret this,
+or would regret it if I gave myself the time, not only on personal but
+on moral and philanthropical considerations.&nbsp; For, first, in a
+world where money is wanting to buy books for eager students and food
+and medicine for pining children, and where a large majority are starved
+in their most immediate desires, it is surely base, stupid, and cruel
+to squander money when I am pushed by no appetite and enjoy no return
+of genuine satisfaction.&nbsp; My philanthropy is wide enough in scope
+to include myself; and when I have made myself happy, I have at least
+one good argument that I have acted rightly; but where that is not so,
+and I have bought and not enjoyed, my mouth is closed, and I conceive
+that I have robbed the poor.&nbsp; And, second, anything I buy or use
+which I do not sincerely want or cannot vividly enjoy, disturbs the
+balance of supply and demand, and contributes to remove industrious
+hands from the production of what is useful or pleasurable and to keep
+them busy upon ropes of sand and things that are a weariness to the
+flesh.&nbsp; That extravagance is truly sinful, and a very silly sin
+to boot, in which we impoverish mankind and ourselves.&nbsp; It is another
+question for each man&rsquo;s heart.&nbsp; He knows if he can enjoy
+what he buys and uses; if he cannot, he is a dog in the manger; nay,
+it he cannot, I contend he is a thief, for nothing really belongs to
+a man which he cannot use.&nbsp; Proprietor is connected with propriety;
+and that only is the man&rsquo;s which is proper to his wants and faculties.<br>
+<br>
+A youth, in choosing a career, must not be alarmed by poverty.&nbsp;
+Want is a sore thing, but poverty does not imply want.&nbsp; It remains
+to be seen whether with half his present income, or a third, he cannot,
+in the most generous sense, live as fully as at present.&nbsp; He is
+a fool who objects to luxuries; but he is also a fool who does not protest
+against the waste of luxuries on those who do not desire and cannot
+enjoy them.&nbsp; It remains to be seen, by each man who would live
+a true life to himself and not a merely specious life to society, how
+many luxuries he truly wants and to how many he merely submits as to
+a social propriety; and all these last he will immediately forswear.&nbsp;
+Let him do this, and he will be surprised to find how little money it
+requires to keep him in complete contentment and activity of mind and
+senses.&nbsp; Life at any level among the easy classes is conceived
+upon a principle of rivalry, where each man and each household must
+ape the tastes and emulate the display of others.&nbsp; One is delicate
+in eating, another in wine, a third in furniture or works of art or
+dress; and I, who care nothing for any of these refinements, who am
+perhaps a plain athletic creature and love exercise, beef, beer, flannel
+shirts and a camp bed, am yet called upon to assimilate all these other
+tastes and make these foreign occasions of expenditure my own.&nbsp;
+It may be cynical: I am sure I shall be told it is selfish; but I will
+spend my money as I please and for my own intimate personal gratification,
+and should count myself a nincompoop indeed to lay out the colour of
+a halfpenny on any fancied social decency or duty.&nbsp; I shall not
+wear gloves unless my hands are cold, or unless I am born with a delight
+in them.&nbsp; Dress is my own affair, and that of one other in the
+world; that, in fact and for an obvious reason, of any woman who shall
+chance to be in love with me.&nbsp; I shall lodge where I have a mind.&nbsp;
+If I do not ask society to live with me, they must be silent; and even
+if I do, they have no further right but to refuse the invitation!&nbsp;
+There is a kind of idea abroad that a man must live up to his station,
+that his house, his table, and his toilette, shall be in a ratio of
+equivalence, and equally imposing to the world.&nbsp; If this is in
+the Bible, the passage has eluded my inquiries.&nbsp; If it is not in
+the Bible, it is nowhere but in the heart of the fool.&nbsp; Throw aside
+this fancy.&nbsp; See what you want, and spend upon that; distinguish
+what you do not care about, and spend nothing upon that.&nbsp; There
+are not many people who can differentiate wines above a certain and
+that not at all a high price.&nbsp; Are you sure you are one of these?&nbsp;
+Are you sure you prefer cigars at sixpence each to pipes at some fraction
+of a farthing?&nbsp; Are you sure you wish to keep a gig?&nbsp; Do you
+care about where you sleep, or are you not as much at your ease in a
+cheap lodging as in an Elizabethan manor-house?&nbsp; Do you enjoy fine
+clothes?&nbsp; It is not possible to answer these questions without
+a trial; and there is nothing more obvious to my mind, than that a man
+who has not experienced some ups and downs, and been forced to live
+more cheaply than in his father&rsquo;s house, has still his education
+to begin.&nbsp; Let the experiment be made, and he will find to his
+surprise that he has been eating beyond his appetite up to that hour;
+that the cheap lodging, the cheap tobacco, the rough country clothes,
+the plain table, have not only no power to damp his spirits, but perhaps
+give him as keen pleasure in the using as the dainties that he took,
+betwixt sleep and waking, in his former callous and somnambulous submission
+to wealth.<br>
+<br>
+The true Bohemian, a creature lost to view under the imaginary Bohemians
+of literature, is exactly described by such a principle of life.&nbsp;
+The Bohemian of the novel, who drinks more than is good for him and
+prefers anything to work, and wears strange clothes, is for the most
+part a respectable Bohemian, respectable in disrespectability, living
+for the outside, and an adventurer.&nbsp; But the man I mean lives wholly
+to himself, does what he wishes, and not what is thought proper, buys
+what he wants for himself, and not what is thought proper, works at
+what he believes he can do well and not what will bring him in money
+or favour.&nbsp; You may be the most respectable of men, and yet a true
+Bohemian.&nbsp; And the test is this: a Bohemian, for as poor as he
+may be, is always open-handed to his friends; he knows what he can do
+with money and how he can do without it, a far rarer and more useful
+knowledge; he has had less, and continued to live in some contentment;
+and hence he cares not to keep more, and shares his sovereign or his
+shilling with a friend.&nbsp; The poor, if they are generous, are Bohemian
+in virtue of their birth.&nbsp; Do you know where beggars go?&nbsp;
+Not to the great houses where people sit dazed among their thousands,
+but to the doors of poor men who have seen the world; and it was the
+widow who had only two mites, who cast half her fortune into the treasury.<br>
+<br>
+But a young man who elects to save on dress or on lodging, or who in
+any way falls out of the level of expenditure which is common to his
+level in society, falls out of society altogether.&nbsp; I suppose the
+young man to have chosen his career on honourable principles; he finds
+his talents and instincts can be best contented in a certain pursuit;
+in a certain industry, he is sure that he is serving mankind with a
+healthy and becoming service; and he is not sure that he would be doing
+so, or doing so equally well, in any other industry within his reach.&nbsp;
+Then that is his true sphere in life; not the one in which he was born
+to his father, but the one which is proper to his talents and instincts.&nbsp;
+And suppose he does fall out of society, is that a cause of sorrow?&nbsp;
+Is your heart so dead that you prefer the recognition of many to the
+love of a few?&nbsp; Do you think society loves you?&nbsp; Put it to
+the proof.&nbsp; Decline in material expenditure, and you will find
+they care no more for you than for the Khan of Tartary.&nbsp; You will
+lose no friends.&nbsp; If you had any, you will keep them.&nbsp; Only
+those who were friends to your coat and equipage will disappear; the
+smiling faces will disappear as by enchantment; but the kind hearts
+will remain steadfastly kind.&nbsp; Are you so lost, are you so dead,
+are you so little sure of your own soul and your own footing upon solid
+fact, that you prefer before goodness and happiness the countenance
+of sundry diners-out, who will flee from you at a report of ruin, who
+will drop you with insult at a shadow of disgrace, who do not know you
+and do not care to know you but by sight, and whom you in your turn
+neither know nor care to know in a more human manner?&nbsp; Is it not
+the principle of society, openly avowed, that friendship must not interfere
+with business; which being paraphrased, means simply that a consideration
+of money goes before any consideration of affection known to this cold-blooded
+gang, that they have not even the honour of thieves, and will rook their
+nearest and dearest as readily as a stranger?&nbsp; I hope I would go
+as far as most to serve a friend; but I declare openly I would not put
+on my hat to do a pleasure to society.&nbsp; I may starve my appetites
+and control my temper for the sake of those I love; but society shall
+take me as I choose to be, or go without me.&nbsp; Neither they nor
+I will lose; for where there is no love, it is both laborious and unprofitable
+to associate.<br>
+<br>
+But it is obvious that if it is only right for a man to spend money
+on that which he can truly and thoroughly enjoy, the doctrine applies
+with equal force to the rich and to the poor, to the man who has amassed
+many thousands as well as to the youth precariously beginning life.&nbsp;
+And it may be asked, Is not this merely preparing misers, who are not
+the best of company?&nbsp; But the principle was this: that which a
+man has not fairly earned, and, further, that which he cannot fully
+enjoy, does not belong to him, but is a part of mankind&rsquo;s treasure
+which he holds as steward on parole.&nbsp; To mankind, then, it must
+be made profitable; and how this should be done is, once more, a problem
+which each man must solve for himself, and about which none has a right
+to judge him.&nbsp; Yet there are a few considerations which are very
+obvious and may here be stated.&nbsp; Mankind is not only the whole
+in general, but every one in particular.&nbsp; Every man or woman is
+one of mankind&rsquo;s dear possessions; to his or her just brain, and
+kind heart, and active hands, mankind intrusts some of its hopes for
+the future; he or she is a possible well-spring of good acts and source
+of blessings to the race.&nbsp; This money which you do not need, which,
+in a rigid sense, you do not want, may therefore be returned not only
+in public benefactions to the race, but in private kindnesses.&nbsp;
+Your wife, your children, your friends stand nearest to you, and should
+be helped the first.&nbsp; There at least there can be little imposture,
+for you know their necessities of your own knowledge.&nbsp; And consider,
+if all the world did as you did, and according to their means extended
+help in the circle of their affections, there would be no more crying
+want in times of plenty and no more cold, mechanical charity given with
+a doubt and received with confusion.&nbsp; Would not this simple rule
+make a new world out of the old and cruel one which we inhabit?<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+[After two more sentences the fragment breaks off.]<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+FATHER DAMIEN<br>
+AN OPEN LETTER TO THE REVEREND<br>
+DR. HYDE OF HONOLULU<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+SYDNEY,<br>
+<i>February 25</i>, 1890.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Sir, - It may probably occur to you that we have met, and visited, and
+conversed; on my side, with interest.&nbsp; You may remember that you
+have done me several courtesies, for which I was prepared to be grateful.&nbsp;
+But there are duties which come before gratitude, and offences which
+justly divide friends, far more acquaintances.&nbsp; Your letter to
+the Reverend H. B. Gage is a document which, in my sight, if you had
+filled me with bread when I was starving, if you had sat up to nurse
+my father when he lay a-dying, would yet absolve me from the bonds of
+gratitude.&nbsp; You know enough, doubtless, of the process of canonisation
+to be aware that, a hundred years after the death of Damien, there will
+appear a man charged with the painful office of the <i>devil&rsquo;s
+advocate</i>.&nbsp; After that noble brother of mine, and of all frail
+clay, shall have lain a century at rest, one shall accuse, one defend
+him.&nbsp; The circumstance is unusual that the devil&rsquo;s advocate
+should be a volunteer, should be a member of a sect immediately rival,
+and should make haste to take upon himself his ugly office ere the bones
+are cold; unusual, and of a taste which I shall leave my readers free
+to qualify; unusual, and to me inspiring.&nbsp; If I have at all learned
+the trade of using words to convey truth and to arouse emotion, you
+have at last furnished me with a subject.&nbsp; For it is in the interest
+of all mankind, and the cause of public decency in every quarter of
+the world, not only that Damien should be righted, but that you and
+your letter should be displayed at length, in their true colours, to
+the public eye.<br>
+<br>
+To do this properly, I must begin by quoting you at large: I shall then
+proceed to criticise your utterance from several points of view, divine
+and human, in the course of which I shall attempt to draw again, and
+with more specification, the character of the dead saint whom it has
+pleased you to vilify: so much being done, I shall say farewell to you
+for ever.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;HONOLULU,<br>
+<i>&lsquo;August</i> 2, 1889.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Rev. H. B. GAGE.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Dear Brother, - In answer to your inquiries about Father Damien,
+I can only reply that we who knew the man are surprised at the extravagant
+newspaper laudations, as if he was a most saintly philanthropist.&nbsp;
+The simple truth is, he was a coarse, dirty man, head-strong and bigoted.&nbsp;
+He was not sent to Molokai, but went there without orders; did not stay
+at the leper settlement (before he became one himself), but circulated
+freely over the whole island (less than half the island is devoted to
+the lepers), and he came often to Honolulu.&nbsp; He had no hand in
+the reforms and improvements inaugurated, which were the work of our
+Board of Health, as occasion required and means were provided.&nbsp;
+He was not a pure man in his relations with women, and the leprosy of
+which he died should be attributed to his vices and carelessness.&nbsp;
+Others have done much for the lepers, our own ministers, the government
+physicians, and so forth, but never with the Catholic idea of meriting
+eternal life. - Yours, etc.,<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;C. M. HYDE.&rsquo; <a name="citation1"></a><a href="#footnote1">{1}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+To deal fitly with a letter so extraordinary, I must draw at the outset
+on my private knowledge of the signatory and his sect.&nbsp; It may
+offend others; scarcely you, who have been so busy to collect, so bold
+to publish, gossip on your rivals.&nbsp; And this is perhaps the moment
+when I may best explain to you the character of what you are to read:
+I conceive you as a man quite beyond and below the reticences of civility:
+with what measure you mete, with that shall it be measured you again;
+with you, at last, I rejoice to feel the button off the foil and to
+plunge home.&nbsp; And if in aught that I shall say I should offend
+others, your colleagues, whom I respect and remember with affection,
+I can but offer them my regret; I am not free, I am inspired by the
+consideration of interests far more large; and such pain as can be inflicted
+by anything from me must be indeed trifling when compared with the pain
+with which they read your letter.&nbsp; It is not the hangman, but the
+criminal, that brings dishonour on the house.<br>
+<br>
+You belong, sir, to a sect - I believe my sect, and that in which my
+ancestors laboured - which has enjoyed, and partly failed to utilise,
+an exceptional advantage in the islands of Hawaii.&nbsp; The first missionaries
+came; they found the land already self-purged of its old and bloody
+faith; they were embraced, almost on their arrival, with enthusiasm;
+what troubles they supported came far more from whites than from Hawaiians;
+and to these last they stood (in a rough figure) in the shoes of God.&nbsp;
+This is not the place to enter into the degree or causes of their failure,
+such as it is.&nbsp; One element alone is pertinent, and must here be
+plainly dealt with.&nbsp; In the course of their evangelical calling,
+they - or too many of them - grew rich.&nbsp; It may be news to you
+that the houses of missionaries are a cause of mocking on the streets
+of Honolulu.&nbsp; It will at least be news to you, that when I returned
+your civil visit, the driver of my cab commented on the size, the taste,
+and the comfort of your home.&nbsp; It would have been news certainly
+to myself, had any one told me that afternoon that I should live to
+drag such matter into print.&nbsp; But you see, sir, how you degrade
+better men to your own level; and it is needful that those who are to
+judge betwixt you and me, betwixt Damien and the devil&rsquo;s advocate,
+should understand your letter to have been penned in a house which could
+raise, and that very justly, the envy and the comments of the passers-by.&nbsp;
+I think (to employ a phrase of yours which I admire) it &lsquo;should
+be attributed&rsquo; to you that you have never visited the scene of
+Damien&rsquo;s life and death.&nbsp; If you had, and had recalled it,
+and looked about your pleasant rooms, even your pen perhaps would have
+been stayed.<br>
+<br>
+Your sect (and remember, as far as any sect avows me, it is mine) has
+not done ill in a worldly sense in the Hawaiian Kingdom.&nbsp; When
+calamity befell their innocent parishioners, when leprosy descended
+and took root in the Eight Islands, a <i>quid pro quo</i> was to be
+looked for.&nbsp; To that prosperous mission, and to you, as one of
+its adornments, God had sent at last an opportunity.&nbsp; I know I
+am touching here upon a nerve acutely sensitive.&nbsp; I know that others
+of your colleagues look back on the inertia of your Church, and the
+intrusive and decisive heroism of Damien, with something almost to be
+called remorse.&nbsp; I am sure it is so with yourself; I am persuaded
+your letter was inspired by a certain envy, not essentially ignoble,
+and the one human trait to be espied in that performance.&nbsp; You
+were thinking of the lost chance, the past day; of that which should
+have been conceived and was not; of the service due and not rendered.&nbsp;
+Time was, said the voice in your ear, in your pleasant room, as you
+sat raging and writing; and if the words written were base beyond parallel,
+the rage, I am happy to repeat - it is the only compliment I shall pay
+you - the rage was almost virtuous.&nbsp; But, sir, when we have failed,
+and another has succeeded; when we have stood by, and another has stepped
+in; when we sit and grow bulky in our charming mansions, and a plain,
+uncouth peasant steps into the battle, under the eyes of God, and succours
+the afflicted, and consoles the dying, and is himself afflicted in his
+turn, and dies upon the field of honour - the battle cannot be retrieved
+as your unhappy irritation has suggested.&nbsp; It is a lost battle,
+and lost for ever.&nbsp; One thing remained to you in your defeat -
+some rags of common honour; and these you have made haste to cast away.<br>
+<br>
+Common honour; not the honour of having done anything right, but the
+honour of not having done aught conspicuously foul; the honour of the
+inert: that was what remained to you.&nbsp; We are not all expected
+to be Damiens; a man may conceive his duty more narrowly, he may love
+his comforts better; and none will cast a stone at him for that.&nbsp;
+But will a gentleman of your reverend profession allow me an example
+from the fields of gallantry?&nbsp; When two gentlemen compete for the
+favour of a lady, and the one succeeds and the other is rejected, and
+(as will sometimes happen) matter damaging to the successful rival&rsquo;s
+credit reaches the ear of the defeated, it is held by plain men of no
+pretensions that his mouth is, in the circumstance, almost necessarily
+closed.&nbsp; Your Church and Damien&rsquo;s were in Hawaii upon a rivalry
+to do well: to help, to edify, to set divine examples.&nbsp; You having
+(in one huge instance) failed, and Damien succeeded, I marvel it should
+not have occurred to you that you were doomed to silence; that when
+you had been outstripped in that high rivalry, and sat inglorious in
+the midst of your wellbeing, in your pleasant room - and Damien, crowned
+with glories and horrors, toiled and rotted in that pigsty of his under
+the cliffs of Kalawao - you, the elect who would not, were the last
+man on earth to collect and propagate gossip on the volunteer who would
+and did.<br>
+<br>
+I think I see you - for I try to see you in the flesh as I write these
+sentences - I think I see you leap at the word pigsty, a hyperbolical
+expression at the best.&nbsp; &lsquo;He had no hand in the reforms,&rsquo;
+he was &lsquo;a coarse, dirty man&rsquo;; these were your own words;
+and you may think it possible that I am come to support you with fresh
+evidence.&nbsp; In a sense, it is even so.&nbsp; Damien has been too
+much depicted with a conventional halo and conventional features; so
+drawn by men who perhaps had not the eye to remark or the pen to express
+the individual; or who perhaps were only blinded and silenced by generous
+admiration, such as I partly envy for myself - such as you, if your
+soul were enlightened, would envy on your bended knees.&nbsp; It is
+the least defect of such a method of portraiture that it makes the path
+easy for the devil&rsquo;s advocate, and leaves for the misuse of the
+slanderer a considerable field of truth.&nbsp; For the truth that is
+suppressed by friends is the readiest weapon of the enemy.&nbsp; The
+world, in your despite, may perhaps owe you something, if your letter
+be the means of substituting once for all a credible likeness for a
+wax abstraction.&nbsp; For, if that world at all remember you, on the
+day when Damien of Molokai shall be named Saint, it will be in virtue
+of one work: your letter to the Reverend H. B. Gage.<br>
+<br>
+You may ask on what authority I speak.&nbsp; It was my inclement destiny
+to become acquainted, not with Damien, but with Dr. Hyde.&nbsp; When
+I visited the lazaretto, Damien was already in his resting grave.&nbsp;
+But such information as I have, I gathered on the spot in conversation
+with those who knew him well and long: some indeed who revered his memory;
+but others who had sparred and wrangled with him, who beheld him with
+no halo, who perhaps regarded him with small respect, and through whose
+unprepared and scarcely partial communications the plain, human features
+of the man shone on me convincingly.&nbsp; These gave me what knowledge
+I possess; and I learnt it in that scene where it could be most completely
+and sensitively understood - Kalawao, which you have never visited,
+about which you have never so much as endeavoured to inform yourself;
+for, brief as your letter is, you have found the means to stumble into
+that confession.&nbsp; &lsquo;<i>Less than one-half</i> of the island,&rsquo;
+you say, &lsquo;is devoted to the lepers.&rsquo;&nbsp; Molokai - &lsquo;<i>Molokai
+ahina</i>,&rsquo; the &lsquo;grey,&rsquo; lofty, and most desolate island
+- along all its northern side plunges a front of precipice into a sea
+of unusual profundity.&nbsp; This range of cliff is, from east to west,
+the true end and frontier of the island.&nbsp; Only in one spot there
+projects into the ocean a certain triangular and rugged down, grassy,
+stony, windy, and rising in the midst into a hill with a dead crater:
+the whole bearing to the cliff that overhangs it somewhat the same relation
+as a bracket to a wall.&nbsp; With this hint you will now be able to
+pick out the leper station on a map; you will be able to judge how much
+of Molokai is thus cut off between the surf and precipice, whether less
+than a half, or less than a quarter, or a fifth, or a tenth - or, say,
+a twentieth; and the next time you burst into print you will be in a
+position to share with us the issue of your calculations.<br>
+<br>
+I imagine you to be one of those persons who talk with cheerfulness
+of that place which oxen and wain-ropes could not drag you to behold.&nbsp;
+You, who do not even know its situation on the map, probably denounce
+sensational descriptions, stretching your limbs the while in your pleasant
+parlour on Beretania Street.&nbsp; When I was pulled ashore there one
+early morning, there sat with me in the boat two sisters, bidding farewell
+(in humble imitation of Damien) to the lights and joys of human life.&nbsp;
+One of these wept silently; I could not withhold myself from joining
+her.&nbsp; Had you been there, it is my belief that nature would have
+triumphed even in you; and as the boat drew but a little nearer, and
+you beheld the stairs crowded with abominable deformations of our common
+manhood, and saw yourself landing in the midst of such a population
+as only now and then surrounds us in the horror of a nightmare - what
+a haggard eye you would have rolled over your reluctant shoulder towards
+the house on Beretania Street!&nbsp; Had you gone on; had you found
+every fourth face a blot upon the landscape; had you visited the hospital
+and seen the butt-ends of human beings lying there almost unrecognisable,
+but still breathing, still thinking, still remembering; you would have
+understood that life in the lazaretto is an ordeal from which the nerves
+of a man&rsquo;s spirit shrink, even as his eye quails under the brightness
+of the sun; you would have felt it was (even to-day) a pitiful place
+to visit and a hell to dwell in.&nbsp; It is not the fear of possible
+infection.&nbsp; That seems a little thing when compared with the pain,
+the pity, and the disgust of the visitor&rsquo;s surroundings, and the
+atmosphere of affliction, disease, and physical disgrace in which he
+breathes.&nbsp; I do not think I am a man more than usually timid; but
+I never recall the days and nights I spent upon that island promontory
+(eight days and seven nights), without heartfelt thankfulness that I
+am somewhere else.&nbsp; I find in my diary that I speak of my stay
+as a &lsquo;grinding experience&rsquo;: I have once jotted in the margin,
+&lsquo;<i>Harrowing</i> is the word&rsquo;; and when the <i>Mokolii</i>
+bore me at last towards the outer world, I kept repeating to myself,
+with a new conception of their pregnancy, those simple words of the
+song -<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;&rsquo;Tis the most distressful country that ever yet was seen.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+And observe: that which I saw and suffered from was a settlement purged,
+bettered, beautified; the new village built, the hospital and the Bishop-Home
+excellently arranged; the sisters, the doctor, and the missionaries,
+all indefatigable in their noble tasks.&nbsp; It was a different place
+when Damien came there and made his great renunciation, and slept that
+first night under a tree amidst his rotting brethren: alone with pestilence;
+and looking forward (with what courage, with what pitiful sinkings of
+dread, God only knows) to a lifetime of dressing sores and stumps.<br>
+<br>
+You will say, perhaps, I am too sensitive, that sights as painful abound
+in cancer hospitals and are confronted daily by doctors and nurses.&nbsp;
+I have long learned to admire and envy the doctors and the nurses.&nbsp;
+But there is no cancer hospital so large and populous as Kalawao and
+Kalaupapa; and in such a matter every fresh case, like every inch of
+length in the pipe of an organ, deepens the note of the impression;
+for what daunts the onlooker is that monstrous sum of human suffering
+by which he stands surrounded.&nbsp; Lastly, no doctor or nurse is called
+upon to enter once for all the doors of that gehenna; they do not say
+farewell, they need not abandon hope, on its sad threshold; they but
+go for a time to their high calling, and can look forward as they go
+to relief, to recreation, and to rest.&nbsp; But Damien shut-to with
+his own hand the doors of his own sepulchre.<br>
+<br>
+I shall now extract three passages from my diary at Kalawao.<br>
+<br>
+<i>A</i>.&nbsp; &lsquo;Damien is dead and already somewhat ungratefully
+remembered in the field of his labours and sufferings.&nbsp; &ldquo;He
+was a good man, but very officious,&rdquo; says one.&nbsp; Another tells
+me he had fallen (as other priests so easily do) into something of the
+ways and habits of thought of a Kanaka; but he had the wit to recognise
+the fact, and the good sense to laugh at&rsquo; [over] &lsquo;it.&nbsp;
+A plain man it seems he was; I cannot find he was a popular.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<i>B</i>.&nbsp; &lsquo;After Ragsdale&rsquo;s death&rsquo; [Ragsdale
+was a famous Luna, or overseer, of the unruly settlement] &lsquo;there
+followed a brief term of office by Father Damien which served only to
+publish the weakness of that noble man.&nbsp; He was rough in his ways,
+and he had no control.&nbsp; Authority was relaxed; Damien&rsquo;s life
+was threatened, and he was soon eager to resign.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<i>C</i>.&nbsp; &lsquo;Of Damien I begin to have an idea.&nbsp; He seems
+to have been a man of the peasant class, certainly of the peasant type:
+shrewd, ignorant and bigoted, yet with an open mind, and capable of
+receiving and digesting a reproof if it were bluntly administered; superbly
+generous in the least thing as well as in the greatest, and as ready
+to give his last shirt (although not without human grumbling) as he
+had been to sacrifice his life; essentially indiscreet and officious,
+which made him a troublesome colleague; domineering in all his ways,
+which made him incurably unpopular with the Kanakas, but yet destitute
+of real authority, so that his boys laughed at him and he must carry
+out his wishes by the means of bribes.&nbsp; He learned to have a mania
+for doctoring; and set up the Kanakas against the remedies of his regular
+rivals: perhaps (if anything matter at all in the treatment of such
+a disease) the worst thing that he did, and certainly the easiest.&nbsp;
+The best and worst of the man appear very plainly in his dealings with
+Mr. Chapman&rsquo;s money; he had originally laid it out&rsquo; [intended
+to lay it out] &lsquo;entirely for the benefit of Catholics, and even
+so not wisely; but after a long, plain talk, he admitted his error fully
+and revised the list.&nbsp; The sad state of the boys&rsquo; home is
+in part the result of his lack of control; in part, of his own slovenly
+ways and false ideas of hygiene.&nbsp; Brother officials used to call
+it &ldquo;Damien&rsquo;s Chinatown.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Well,&rdquo;
+they would say, &ldquo;your China-town keeps growing.&rdquo;&nbsp; And
+he would laugh with perfect good-nature, and adhere to his errors with
+perfect obstinacy.&nbsp; So much I have gathered of truth about this
+plain, noble human brother and father of ours; his imperfections are
+the traits of his face, by which we know him for our fellow; his martyrdom
+and his example nothing can lessen or annul; and only a person here
+on the spot can properly appreciate their greatness.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+I have set down these private passages, as you perceive, without correction;
+thanks to you, the public has them in their bluntness.&nbsp; They are
+almost a list of the man&rsquo;s faults, for it is rather these that
+I was seeking: with his virtues, with the heroic profile of his life,
+I and the world were already sufficiently acquainted.&nbsp; I was besides
+a little suspicious of Catholic testimony; in no ill sense, but merely
+because Damien&rsquo;s admirers and disciples were the least likely
+to be critical.&nbsp; I know you will be more suspicious still; and
+the facts set down above were one and all collected from the lips of
+Protestants who had opposed the father in his life.&nbsp; Yet I am strangely
+deceived, or they build up the image of a man, with all his weaknesses,
+essentially heroic, and alive with rugged honesty, generosity, and mirth.<br>
+<br>
+Take it for what it is, rough private jottings of the worst sides of
+Damien&rsquo;s character, collected from the lips of those who had laboured
+with and (in your own phrase) &lsquo;knew the man&rsquo;; - though I
+question whether Damien would have said that he knew you.&nbsp; Take
+it, and observe with wonder how well you were served by your gossips,
+how ill by your intelligence and sympathy; in how many points of fact
+we are at one, and how widely our appreciations vary.&nbsp; There is
+something wrong here; either with you or me.&nbsp; It is possible, for
+instance, that you, who seem to have so many ears in Kalawao, had heard
+of the affair of Mr. Chapman&rsquo;s money, and were singly struck by
+Damien&rsquo;s intended wrong-doing.&nbsp; I was struck with that also,
+and set it fairly down; but I was struck much more by the fact that
+he had the honesty of mind to be convinced.&nbsp; I may here tell you
+that it was a long business; that one of his colleagues sat with him
+late into the night, multiplying arguments and accusations; that the
+father listened as usual with &lsquo;perfect good-nature and perfect
+obstinacy&rsquo;; but at the last, when he was persuaded - &lsquo;Yes,&rsquo;
+said he, &lsquo;I am very much obliged to you; you have done me a service;
+it would have been a theft.&rsquo;&nbsp; There are many (not Catholics
+merely) who require their heroes and saints to be infallible; to these
+the story will be painful; not to the true lovers, patrons, and servants
+of mankind.<br>
+<br>
+And I take it, this is a type of our division; that you are one of those
+who have an eye for faults and failures; that you take a pleasure to
+find and publish them; and that, having found them, you make haste to
+forget the overvailing virtues and the real success which had alone
+introduced them to your knowledge.&nbsp; It is a dangerous frame of
+mind.&nbsp; That you may understand how dangerous, and into what a situation
+it has already brought you, we will (if you please) go hand-in-hand
+through the different phrases of your letter, and candidly examine each
+from the point of view of its truth, its appositeness, and its charity.<br>
+<br>
+Damien was <i>coarse.<br>
+<br>
+</i>It is very possible.&nbsp; You make us sorry for the lepers, who
+had only a coarse old peasant for their friend and father.&nbsp; But
+you, who were so refined, why were you not there, to cheer them with
+the lights of culture?&nbsp; Or may I remind you that we have some reason
+to doubt if John the Baptist were genteel; and in the case of Peter,
+on whose career you doubtless dwell approvingly in the pulpit, no doubt
+at all he was a &lsquo;coarse, headstrong&rsquo; fisherman!&nbsp; Yet
+even in our Protestant Bibles Peter is called Saint.<br>
+<br>
+Damien was <i>dirty.<br>
+<br>
+</i>He was.&nbsp; Think of the poor lepers annoyed with this dirty comrade!&nbsp;
+But the clean Dr. Hyde was at his food in a fine house.<br>
+<br>
+Damien was <i>headstrong.<br>
+<br>
+</i>I believe you are right again; and I thank God for his strong head
+and heart.<br>
+<br>
+Damien was <i>bigoted.<br>
+<br>
+</i>I am not fond of bigots myself, because they are not fond of me.&nbsp;
+But what is meant by bigotry, that we should regard it as a blemish
+in a priest?&nbsp; Damien believed his own religion with the simplicity
+of a peasant or a child; as I would I could suppose that you do.&nbsp;
+For this, I wonder at him some way off; and had that been his only character,
+should have avoided him in life.&nbsp; But the point of interest in
+Damien, which has caused him to be so much talked about and made him
+at last the subject of your pen and mine, was that, in him, his bigotry,
+his intense and narrow faith, wrought potently for good, and strengthened
+him to be one of the world&rsquo;s heroes and exemplars.<br>
+<br>
+Damien <i>was not sent to Molokai, but went there without orders.<br>
+<br>
+</i>Is this a misreading? or do you really mean the words for blame?&nbsp;
+I have heard Christ, in the pulpits of our Church, held up for imitation
+on the ground that His sacrifice was voluntary.&nbsp; Does Dr. Hyde
+think otherwise?<br>
+<br>
+Damien <i>did not stay at the settlement, etc.<br>
+<br>
+</i>It is true he was allowed many indulgences.&nbsp; Am I to understand
+that you blame the father for profiting by these, or the officers for
+granting them?&nbsp; In either case, it is a mighty Spartan standard
+to issue from the house on Beretania Street; and I am convinced you
+will find yourself with few supporters.<br>
+<br>
+Damien <i>had no hand</i> <i>in the reforms, etc.<br>
+<br>
+</i>I think even you will admit that I have already been frank in my
+description of the man I am defending; but before I take you up upon
+this head, I will be franker still, and tell you that perhaps nowhere
+in the world can a man taste a more pleasurable sense of contrast than
+when he passes from Damien&rsquo;s &lsquo;Chinatown&rsquo; at Kalawao
+to the beautiful Bishop-Home at Kalaupapa.&nbsp; At this point, in my
+desire to make all fair for you, I will break my rule and adduce Catholic
+testimony.&nbsp; Here is a passage from my diary about my visit to the
+Chinatown, from which you will see how it is (even now) regarded by
+its own officials: &lsquo;We went round all the dormitories, refectories,
+etc. - dark and dingy enough, with a superficial cleanliness, which
+he&rsquo; [Mr. Dutton, the lay-brother] &lsquo;did not seek to defend.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It is almost decent,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;the sisters will
+make that all right when we get them here.&rdquo;&rsquo;&nbsp; And yet
+I gathered it was already better since Damien was dead, and far better
+than when he was there alone and had his own (not always excellent)
+way.&nbsp; I have now come far enough to meet you on a common ground
+of fact; and I tell you that, to a mind not prejudiced by jealousy,
+all the reforms of the lazaretto, and even those which he most vigorously
+opposed, are properly the work of Damien.&nbsp; They are the evidence
+of his success; they are what his heroism provoked from the reluctant
+and the careless.&nbsp; Many were before him in the field; Mr. Meyer,
+for instance, of whose faithful work we hear too little: there have
+been many since; and some had more worldly wisdom, though none had more
+devotion, than our saint.&nbsp; Before his day, even you will confess,
+they had effected little.&nbsp; It was his part, by one striking act
+of martyrdom, to direct all men&rsquo;s eyes on that distressful country.&nbsp;
+At a blow, and with the price of his life, he made the place illustrious
+and public.&nbsp; And that, if you will consider largely, was the one
+reform needful; pregnant of all that should succeed.&nbsp; It brought
+money; it brought (best individual addition of them all) the sisters;
+it brought supervision, for public opinion and public interest landed
+with the man at Kalawao.&nbsp; If ever any man brought reforms, and
+died to bring them, it was he.&nbsp; There is not a clean cup or towel
+in the Bishop-Home, but dirty Damien washed it.<br>
+<br>
+Damien <i>was not a pure man in his relations with</i> <i>women, etc.<br>
+<br>
+</i>How do you know that?&nbsp; Is this the nature of the conversation
+in that house on Beretania Street which the cabman envied, driving past?
+- racy details of the misconduct of the poor peasant priest, toiling
+under the cliffs of Molokai?<br>
+<br>
+Many have visited the station before me; they seem not to have heard
+the rumour.&nbsp; When I was there I heard many shocking tales, for
+my informants were men speaking with the plainness of the laity; and
+I heard plenty of complaints of Damien.&nbsp; Why was this never mentioned?
+and how came it to you in the retirement of your clerical parlour?<br>
+<br>
+But I must not even seem to deceive you.&nbsp; This scandal, when I
+read it in your letter, was not new to me.&nbsp; I had heard it once
+before; and I must tell you how.&nbsp; There came to Samoa a man from
+Honolulu; he, in a public-house on the beach, volunteered the statement
+that Damien had &lsquo;contracted the disease from having connection
+with the female lepers&rsquo;; and I find a joy in telling you how the
+report was welcomed in a public-house.&nbsp; A man sprang to his feet;
+I am not at liberty to give his name, but from what I heard I doubt
+if you would care to have him to dinner in Beretania Street.&nbsp; &lsquo;You
+miserable little - &rsquo; (here is a word I dare not print, it would
+so shock your ears).&nbsp; &lsquo;You miserable little - ,&rsquo; he
+cried, &lsquo;if the story were a thousand times true, can&rsquo;t you
+see you are a million times a lower - for daring to repeat it?&rsquo;&nbsp;
+I wish it could be told of you that when the report reached you in your
+house, perhaps after family worship, you had found in your soul enough
+holy anger to receive it with the same expressions; ay, even with that
+one which I dare not print; it would not need to have been blotted away,
+like Uncle Toby&rsquo;s oath, by the tears of the recording angel; it
+would have been counted to you for your brightest righteousness.&nbsp;
+But you have deliberately chosen the part of the man from Honolulu,
+and you have played it with improvements of your own.&nbsp; The man
+from Honolulu - miserable, leering creature - communicated the tale
+to a rude knot of beach-combing drinkers in a public-house, where (I
+will so far agree with your temperance opinions) man is not always at
+his noblest; and the man from Honolulu had himself been drinking - drinking,
+we may charitably fancy, to excess.&nbsp; It was to your &lsquo;Dear
+Brother, the Reverend H. B. Gage,&rsquo; that you chose to communicate
+the sickening story; and the blue ribbon which adorns your portly bosom
+forbids me to allow you the extenuating plea that you were drunk when
+it was done.&nbsp; Your &lsquo;dear brother&rsquo; - a brother indeed
+- made haste to deliver up your letter (as a means of grace, perhaps)
+to the religious papers; where, after many months, I found and read
+and wondered at it; and whence I have now reproduced it for the wonder
+of others.&nbsp; And you and your dear brother have, by this cycle of
+operations, built up a contrast very edifying to examine in detail.&nbsp;
+The man whom you would not care to have to dinner, on the one side;
+on the other, the Reverend Dr. Hyde and the Reverend H. B. Gage: the
+Apia bar-room, the Honolulu manse.<br>
+<br>
+But I fear you scarce appreciate how you appear to your fellow-men;
+and to bring it home to you, I will suppose your story to be true.&nbsp;
+I will suppose - and God forgive me for supposing it - that Damien faltered
+and stumbled in his narrow path of duty; I will suppose that, in the
+horror of his isolation, perhaps in the fever of incipient disease,
+he, who was doing so much more than he had sworn, failed in the letter
+of his priestly oath - he, who was so much a better man than either
+you or me, who did what we have never dreamed of daring - he too tasted
+of our common frailty.&nbsp; &lsquo;O, Iago, the pity of it!&rsquo;&nbsp;
+The least tender should be moved to tears; the most incredulous to prayer.&nbsp;
+And all that you could do was to pen your letter to the Reverend H.
+B. Gage!<br>
+<br>
+Is it growing at all clear to you what a picture you have drawn of your
+own heart?&nbsp; I will try yet once again to make it clearer.&nbsp;
+You had a father: suppose this tale were about him, and some informant
+brought it to you, proof in hand: I am not making too high an estimate
+of your emotional nature when I suppose you would regret the circumstance?
+that you would feel the tale of frailty the more keenly since it shamed
+the author of your days? and that the last thing you would do would
+be to publish it in the religious press?&nbsp; Well, the man who tried
+to do what Damien did, is my father, and the father of the man in the
+Apia bar, and the father of all who love goodness; and he was your father
+too, if God had given you grace to see it.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+THE PENTLAND RISING<br>
+A PAGE OF HISTORY<br>
+1666<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;A cloud of witnesses lyes here,<br>
+Who for Christ&rsquo;s interest did appear.&rsquo;<br>
+<i>Inscription on Battlefield at Rullion Green</i>.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER I - THE CAUSES OF THE REVOLT<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Halt, passenger; take heed what thou dost see,<br>
+This tomb doth show for what some men did die.&rsquo;<br>
+<i>Monument, Greyfriars&rsquo; Churchyard, Edinburgh,<br>
+</i>1661-1668. <a name="citation2a"></a><a href="#footnote2a">{2a}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Two hundred years ago a tragedy was enacted in Scotland, the memory
+whereof has been in great measure lost or obscured by the deep tragedies
+which followed it.&nbsp; It is, as it were, the evening of the night
+of persecution - a sort of twilight, dark indeed to us, but light as
+the noonday when compared with the midnight gloom which followed.&nbsp;
+This fact, of its being the very threshold of persecution, lends it,
+however, an additional interest.<br>
+<br>
+The prejudices of the people against Episcopacy were &lsquo;out of measure
+increased,&rsquo; says Bishop Burnet, &lsquo;by the new incumbents who
+were put in the places of the ejected preachers, and were generally
+very mean and despicable in all respects.&nbsp; They were the worst
+preachers I ever heard; they were ignorant to a reproach; and many of
+them were openly vicious.&nbsp; They . . . were indeed the dreg and
+refuse of the northern parts.&nbsp; Those of them who arose above contempt
+or scandal were men of such violent tempers that they were as much hated
+as the others were despised.&rsquo; <a name="citation2b"></a><a href="#footnote2b">{2b}</a>&nbsp;
+It was little to be wondered at, from this account that the country-folk
+refused to go to the parish church, and chose rather to listen to outed
+ministers in the fields.&nbsp; But this was not to be allowed, and their
+persecutors at last fell on the method of calling a roll of the parishioners&rsquo;
+names every Sabbath, and marking a fine of twenty shillings Scots to
+the name of each absenter.&nbsp; In this way very large debts were incurred
+by persons altogether unable to pay.&nbsp; Besides this, landlords were
+fined for their tenants&rsquo; absences, tenants for their landlords&rsquo;,
+masters for their servants&rsquo;, servants for their masters&rsquo;,
+even though they themselves were perfectly regular in their attendance.&nbsp;
+And as the curates were allowed to fine with the sanction of any common
+soldier, it may be imagined that often the pretexts were neither very
+sufficient nor well proven.<br>
+<br>
+When the fines could not be paid at once, Bibles, clothes, and household
+utensils were seized upon, or a number of soldiers, proportionate to
+his wealth, were quartered on the offender.&nbsp; The coarse and drunken
+privates filled the houses with woe; snatched the bread from the children
+to feed their dogs; shocked the principles, scorned the scruples, and
+blasphemed the religion of their humble hosts; and when they had reduced
+them to destitution, sold the furniture, and burned down the roof-tree
+which was consecrated to the peasants by the name of Home.&nbsp; For
+all this attention each of these soldiers received from his unwilling
+landlord a certain sum of money per day - three shillings sterling,
+according to <i>Naphtali</i>.&nbsp; And frequently they were forced
+to pay quartering money for more men than were in reality &lsquo;cessed
+on them.&rsquo;&nbsp; At that time it was no strange thing to behold
+a strong man begging for money to pay his fines, and many others who
+were deep in arrears, or who had attracted attention in some other way,
+were forced to flee from their homes, and take refuge from arrest and
+imprisonment among the wild mosses of the uplands. <a name="citation2c"></a><a href="#footnote2c">{2c}</a><br>
+<br>
+One example in particular we may cite:<br>
+<br>
+John Neilson, the Laird of Corsack, a worthy man, was, unfortunately
+for himself, a Nonconformist.&nbsp; First he was fined in four hundred
+pounds Scots, and then through cessing he lost nineteen hundred and
+ninety-three pounds Scots.&nbsp; He was next obliged to leave his house
+and flee from place to place, during which wanderings he lost his horse.&nbsp;
+His wife and children were turned out of doors, and then his tenants
+were fined till they too were almost ruined.&nbsp; As a final stroke,
+they drove away all his cattle to Glasgow and sold them. <a name="citation2d"></a><a href="#footnote2d">{2d}</a>&nbsp;
+Surely it was time that something were done to alleviate so much sorrow,
+to overthrow such tyranny.<br>
+<br>
+About this time too there arrived in Galloway a person calling himself
+Captain Andrew Gray, and advising the people to revolt.&nbsp; He displayed
+some documents purporting to be from the northern Covenanters, and stating
+that they were prepared to join in any enterprise commenced by their
+southern brethren.&nbsp; The leader of the persecutors was Sir James
+Turner, an officer afterwards degraded for his share in the matter.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;He was naturally fierce, but was mad when he was drunk, and that
+was very often,&rsquo; said Bishop Burnet.&nbsp; &lsquo;He was a learned
+man, but had always been in armies, and knew no other rule but to obey
+orders.&nbsp; He told me he had no regard to any law, but acted, as
+he was commanded, in a military way.&rsquo; <a name="citation2e"></a><a href="#footnote2e">{2e}</a><br>
+<br>
+This was the state of matters, when an outrage was committed which gave
+spirit and determination to the oppressed countrymen, lit the flame
+of insubordination, and for the time at least recoiled on those who
+perpetrated it with redoubled force.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER II - THE BEGINNING<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+I love no warres,<br>
+I love no jarres,<br>
+Nor strife&rsquo;s fire.<br>
+May discord cease,<br>
+Let&rsquo;s live in peace:<br>
+This I desire.<br>
+<br>
+If it must be<br>
+Warre we must see<br>
+(So fates conspire),<br>
+May we not feel<br>
+The force of steel:<br>
+This I desire.<br>
+<br>
+T. JACKSON, 1651 <a name="citation3a"></a><a href="#footnote3a">{3a}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Upon Tuesday, November 13th, 1666, Corporal George Deanes and three
+other soldiers set upon an old man in the clachan of Dalry and demanded
+the payment of his fines.&nbsp; On the old man&rsquo;s refusing to pay,
+they forced a large party of his neighbours to go with them and thresh
+his corn.&nbsp; The field was a certain distance out of the clachan,
+and four persons, disguised as countrymen, who had been out on the moors
+all night, met this mournful drove of slaves, compelled by the four
+soldiers to work for the ruin of their friend.&nbsp; However, chided
+to the bone by their night on the hills, and worn out by want of food,
+they proceeded to the village inn to refresh themselves.&nbsp; Suddenly
+some people rushed into the room where they were sitting, and told them
+that the soldiers were about to roast the old man, naked, on his own
+girdle.&nbsp; This was too much for them to stand, and they repaired
+immediately to the scene of this gross outrage, and at first merely
+requested that the captive should be released.&nbsp; On the refusal
+of the two soldiers who were in the front room, high words were given
+and taken on both sides, and the other two rushed forth from an adjoining
+chamber and made at the countrymen with drawn swords.&nbsp; One of the
+latter, John M&rsquo;Lellan of Barscob, drew a pistol and shot the corporal
+in the body.&nbsp; The pieces of tobacco-pipe with which it was loaded,
+to the number of ten at least, entered him, and he was so much disturbed
+that he never appears to have recovered, for we find long afterwards
+a petition to the Privy Council requesting a pension for him.&nbsp;
+The other soldiers then laid down their arms, the old man was rescued,
+and the rebellion was commenced. <a name="citation3b"></a><a href="#footnote3b">{3b}</a><br>
+<br>
+And now we must turn to Sir James Turner&rsquo;s memoirs of himself;
+for, strange to say, this extraordinary man was remarkably fond of literary
+composition, and wrote, besides the amusing account of his own adventures
+just mentioned, a large number of essays and short biographies, and
+a work on war, entitled <i>Pallas Armata</i>.&nbsp; The following are
+some of the shorter pieces &lsquo;Magick,&rsquo; &lsquo;Friendship,&rsquo;
+&lsquo;Imprisonment,&rsquo; &lsquo;Anger,&rsquo; &lsquo;Revenge,&rsquo;
+&lsquo;Duells,&rsquo; &lsquo;Cruelty,&rsquo; &lsquo;A Defence of some
+of the Ceremonies of the English Liturgie - to wit - Bowing at the Name
+of Jesus, The frequent repetition of the Lord&rsquo;s Prayer and Good
+Lord deliver us, Of the Doxologie, Of Surplesses, Rotchets, Canonnicall
+Coats,&rsquo; etc.&nbsp; From what we know of his character we should
+expect &lsquo;Anger&rsquo; and &lsquo;Cruelty&rsquo; to be very full
+and instructive.&nbsp; But what earthly right he had to meddle with
+ecclesiastical subjects it is hard to see.<br>
+<br>
+Upon the 12th of the month he had received some information concerning
+Gray&rsquo;s proceedings, but as it was excessively indefinite in its
+character, he paid no attention to it.&nbsp; On the evening of the 14th,
+Corporal Deanes was brought into Dumfries, who affirmed stoutly that
+he had been shot while refusing to sign the Covenant - a story rendered
+singularly unlikely by the after conduct of the rebels.&nbsp; Sir James
+instantly dispatched orders to the cessed soldiers either to come to
+Dumfries or meet him on the way to Dalry, and commanded the thirteen
+or fourteen men in the town with him to come at nine next morning to
+his lodging for supplies.<br>
+<br>
+On the morning of Thursday the rebels arrived at Dumfries with 50 horse
+and 150 foot.&nbsp; Neilson of Corsack, and Gray, who commanded, with
+a considerable troop, entered the town, and surrounded Sir James Turner&rsquo;s
+lodging.&nbsp; Though it was between eight and nine o&rsquo;clock, that
+worthy, being unwell, was still in bed, but rose at once and went to
+the window.<br>
+<br>
+Neilson and some others cried, &lsquo;You may have fair quarter.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I need no quarter,&rsquo; replied Sir James; &lsquo;nor can I
+be a prisoner, seeing there is no war declared.&rsquo;&nbsp; On being
+told, however, that he must either be a prisoner or die, he came down,
+and went into the street in his night-shirt.&nbsp; Here Gray showed
+himself very desirous of killing him, but he was overruled by Corsack.&nbsp;
+However, he was taken away a prisoner, Captain Gray mounting him on
+his own horse, though, as Turner naively remarks, &lsquo;there was good
+reason for it, for he mounted himself on a farre better one of mine.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+A large coffer containing his clothes and money, together with all his
+papers, were taken away by the rebels.&nbsp; They robbed Master Chalmers,
+the Episcopalian minister of Dumfries, of his horse, drank the King&rsquo;s
+health at the market cross, and then left Dumfries. <a name="citation3c"></a><a href="#footnote3c">{3c}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER III - THE MARCH OF THE REBELS<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Stay, passenger, take notice what thou reads,<br>
+At Edinburgh lie our bodies, here our heads;<br>
+Our right hands stood at Lanark, these we want,<br>
+Because with them we signed the Covenant.&rsquo;<br>
+<i>Epitaph on a Tombstone at Hamilton</i>. <a name="citation4a"></a><a href="#footnote4a">{4a}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+On Friday the 16th, Bailie Irvine of Dumfries came to the Council at
+Edinburgh, and gave information concerning this &lsquo;horrid rebellion.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+In the absence of Rothes, Sharpe presided - much to the wrath of some
+members; and as he imagined his own safety endangered, his measures
+were most energetic.&nbsp; Dalzell was ordered away to the West, the
+guards round the city were doubled, officers and soldiers were forced
+to take the oath of allegiance, and all lodgers were commanded to give
+in their names.&nbsp; Sharpe, surrounded with all these guards and precautions,
+trembled - trembled as he trembled when the avengers of blood drew him
+from his chariot on Magus Muir, - for he knew how he had sold his trust,
+how he had betrayed his charge, and he felt that against him must their
+chiefest hatred be directed, against him their direst thunder-bolts
+be forged.&nbsp; But even in his fear the apostate Presbyterian was
+unrelenting, unpityingly harsh; he published in his manifesto no promise
+of pardon, no inducement to submission.&nbsp; He said, &lsquo;If you
+submit not you must die,&rsquo; but never added, &lsquo;If you submit
+you may live!&rsquo; <a name="citation4b"></a><a href="#footnote4b">{4b}</a><br>
+<br>
+Meantime the insurgents proceeded on their way.&nbsp; At Carsphairn
+they were deserted by Captain Gray, who, doubtless in a fit of oblivion,
+neglected to leave behind him the coffer containing Sir James&rsquo;s
+money.&nbsp; Who he was is a mystery, unsolved by any historian; his
+papers were evidently forgeries - that, and his final flight, appear
+to indicate that he was an agent of the Royalists, for either the King
+or the Duke of York was heard to say, &lsquo;That, if he might have
+his wish, he would have them all turn rebels and go to arms.&rsquo;
+<a name="citation4c"></a><a href="#footnote4c">{4c}</a><br>
+<br>
+Upon the 18th day of the month they left Carsphairn and marched onwards.<br>
+<br>
+Turner was always lodged by his captors at a good inn, frequently at
+the best of which their halting-place could boast.&nbsp; Here many visits
+were paid to him by the ministers and officers of the insurgent force.&nbsp;
+In his description of these interviews he displays a vein of satiric
+severity, admitting any kindness that was done to him with some qualifying
+souvenir of former harshness, and gloating over any injury, mistake,
+or folly, which it was his chance to suffer or to hear.&nbsp; He appears,
+notwithstanding all this, to have been on pretty good terms with his
+cruel &lsquo;phanaticks,&rsquo; as the following extract sufficiently
+proves:<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Most of the foot were lodged about the church or churchyard,
+and order given to ring bells next morning for a sermon to be preached
+by Mr. Welch.&nbsp; Maxwell of Morith, and Major M&rsquo;Cullough invited
+me to heare &ldquo;that phanatick sermon&rdquo; (for soe they merrilie
+called it).&nbsp; They said that preaching might prove an effectual
+meane to turne me, which they heartilie wished.&nbsp; I answered to
+them that I was under guards, and that if they intended to heare that
+sermon, it was probable I might likewise, for it was not like my guards
+wold goe to church and leave me alone at my lodgeings.&nbsp; Bot to
+what they said of my conversion, I said it wold be hard to turne a Turner.&nbsp;
+Bot because I founde them in a merrie humour, I said, if I did not come
+to heare Mr. Welch preach, then they might fine me in fortie shillings
+Scots, which was double the suome of what I had exacted from the phanatics.&rsquo;
+<a name="citation4d"></a><a href="#footnote4d">{4d}</a><br>
+<br>
+This took place at Ochiltree, on the 22nd day of the month.&nbsp; The
+following is recounted by this personage with malicious glee, and certainly,
+if authentic, it is a sad proof of how chaff is mixed with wheat, and
+how ignorant, almost impious, persons were engaged in this movement;
+nevertheless we give it, for we wish to present with impartiality all
+the alleged facts to the reader:<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Towards the evening Mr. Robinsone and Mr. Crukshank gaue me a
+visite; I called for some ale purposelie to heare one of them blesse
+it.&nbsp; It fell Mr. Robinsone to seeke the blessing, who said one
+of the most bombastick graces that ever I heard in my life.&nbsp; He
+summoned God Allmightie very imperiouslie to be their secondarie (for
+that was his language).&nbsp; &ldquo;And if,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;thou
+wilt not be our Secondarie, we will not fight for thee at all, for it
+is not our cause bot thy cause; and if thou wilt not fight for our cause
+and thy oune cause, then we are not obliged to fight for it.&nbsp; They
+say,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that Dukes, Earles, and Lords are coming
+with the King&rsquo;s General against us, bot they shall be nothing
+bot a threshing to us.&rdquo;&nbsp; This grace did more fullie satisfie
+me of the folly and injustice of their cause, then the ale did quench
+my thirst.&rsquo; <a name="citation4e"></a><a href="#footnote4e">{4e}</a><br>
+<br>
+Frequently the rebels made a halt near some roadside alehouse, or in
+some convenient park, where Colonel Wallace, who had now taken the command,
+would review the horse and foot, during which time Turner was sent either
+into the alehouse or round the shoulder of the hill, to prevent him
+from seeing the disorders which were likely to arise.&nbsp; He was,
+at last, on the 25th day of the month, between Douglas and Lanark, permitted
+to behold their evolutions.&nbsp; &lsquo;I found their horse did consist
+of four hundreth and fortie, and the foot of five hundreth and upwards.
+. . . The horsemen were armed for most part with suord and pistoll,
+some onlie with suord.&nbsp; The foot with musket, pike, sith (scythe),
+forke, and suord; and some with suords great and long.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+He admired much the proficiency of their cavalry, and marvelled how
+they had attained to it in so short a time. <a name="citation4f"></a><a href="#footnote4f">{4f}</a><br>
+<br>
+At Douglas, which they had just left on the morning of this great wapinshaw,
+they were charged - awful picture of depravity! - with the theft of
+a silver spoon and a nightgown.&nbsp; Could it be expected that while
+the whole country swarmed with robbers of every description, such a
+rare opportunity for plunder should be lost by rogues - that among a
+thousand men, even though fighting for religion, there should not be
+one Achan in the camp?&nbsp; At Lanark a declaration was drawn up and
+signed by the chief rebels.&nbsp; In it occurs the following:<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;The just sense whereof &rsquo; - the sufferings of the country
+- &lsquo;made us choose, rather to betake ourselves to the fields for
+self-defence, than to stay at home, burdened daily with the calamities
+of others, and tortured with the fears of our own approaching misery.&rsquo;
+<a name="citation4g"></a><a href="#footnote4g">{4g}</a><br>
+<br>
+The whole body, too, swore the Covenant, to which ceremony the epitaph
+at the head of this chapter seems to refer.<br>
+<br>
+A report that Dalzell was approaching drove them from Lanark to Bathgate,
+where, on the evening of Monday the 26th, the wearied army stopped.&nbsp;
+But at twelve o&rsquo;clock the cry, which served them for a trumpet,
+of &lsquo;Horse! horse!&rsquo; and &lsquo;Mount the prisoner!&rsquo;
+resounded through the night-shrouded town, and called the peasants from
+their well-earned rest to toil onwards in their march.&nbsp; The wind
+howled fiercely over the moorland; a close, thick, wetting rain descended.&nbsp;
+Chilled to the bone, worn out with long fatigue, sinking to the knees
+in mire, onward they marched to destruction.&nbsp; One by one the weary
+peasants fell off from their ranks to sleep, and die in the rain-soaked
+moor, or to seek some house by the wayside wherein to hide till daybreak.&nbsp;
+One by one at first, then in gradually increasing numbers, at every
+shelter that was seen, whole troops left the waning squadrons, and rushed
+to hide themselves from the ferocity of the tempest.&nbsp; To right
+and left nought could be descried but the broad expanse of the moor,
+and the figures of their fellow-rebels, seen dimly through the murky
+night, plodding onwards through the sinking moss.&nbsp; Those who kept
+together - a miserable few - often halted to rest themselves, and to
+allow their lagging comrades to overtake them.&nbsp; Then onward they
+went again, still hoping for assistance, reinforcement, and supplies;
+onward again, through the wind, and the rain, and the darkness - onward
+to their defeat at Pentland, and their scaffold at Edinburgh.&nbsp;
+It was calculated that they lost one half of their army on that disastrous
+night-march.<br>
+<br>
+Next night they reached the village of Colinton, four miles from Edinburgh,
+where they halted for the last time. <a name="citation4h"></a><a href="#footnote4h">{4h}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER IV - RULLION GREEN<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;From Covenanters with uplifted hands,<br>
+From Remonstrators with associate bands,<br>
+Good Lord, deliver us!&rsquo;<br>
+<i>Royalist Rhyme</i>, KIRKTON, p. 127.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Late on the fourth night of November, exactly twenty-four days before
+Rullion Green, Richard and George Chaplain, merchants in Haddington,
+beheld four men, clad like West-country Whigamores, standing round some
+object on the ground.&nbsp; It was at the two-mile cross, and within
+that distance from their homes.&nbsp; At last, to their horror, they
+discovered that the recumbent figure was a livid corpse, swathed in
+a blood-stained winding-sheet. <a name="citation5a"></a><a href="#footnote5a">{5a}</a>&nbsp;
+Many thought that this apparition was a portent of the deaths connected
+with the Pentland Rising.<br>
+<br>
+On the morning of Wednesday, the 28th of November 1666, they left Colinton
+and marched to Rullion Green.&nbsp; There they arrived about sunset.&nbsp;
+The position was a strong one.&nbsp; On the summit of a bare, heathery
+spur of the Pentlands are two hillocks, and between them lies a narrow
+band of flat marshy ground.&nbsp; On the highest of the two mounds -
+that nearest the Pentlands, and on the left hand of the main body -
+was the greater part of the cavalry, under Major Learmont; on the other
+Barscob and the Galloway gentlemen; and in the centre Colonel Wallace
+and the weak, half-armed infantry.&nbsp; Their position was further
+strengthened by the depth of the valley below, and the deep chasm-like
+course of the Rullion Burn.<br>
+<br>
+The sun, going down behind the Pentlands, cast golden lights and blue
+shadows on their snow-clad summits, slanted obliquely into the rich
+plain before them, bathing with rosy splendour the leafless, snow-sprinkled
+trees, and fading gradually into shadow in the distance.&nbsp; To the
+south, too, they beheld a deep-shaded amphitheatre of heather and bracken;
+the course of the Esk, near Penicuik, winding about at the foot of its
+gorge; the broad, brown expanse of Maw Moss; and, fading into blue indistinctness
+in the south, the wild heath-clad Peeblesshire hills.&nbsp; In sooth,
+that scene was fair, and many a yearning glance was cast over that peaceful
+evening scene from the spot where the rebels awaited their defeat; and
+when the fight was over, many a noble fellow lifted his head from the
+blood-stained heather to strive with darkening eyeballs to behold that
+landscape, over which, as over his life and his cause, the shadows of
+night and of gloom were falling and thickening.<br>
+<br>
+It was while waiting on this spot that the fear-inspiring cry was raised:
+&lsquo;The enemy!&nbsp; Here come the enemy!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Unwilling to believe their own doom - for our insurgents still hoped
+for success in some negotiations for peace which had been carried on
+at Colinton - they called out, &lsquo;They are some of our own.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;They are too blacke &lsquo; (<i>i.e</i>. numerous), &lsquo;fie!
+fie! for ground to draw up on,&rsquo; cried Wallace, fully realising
+the want of space for his men, and proving that it was not till after
+this time that his forces were finally arranged. <a name="citation5b"></a><a href="#footnote5b">{5b}</a><br>
+<br>
+First of all the battle was commenced by fifty Royalist horse sent obliquely
+across the hill to attack the left wing of the rebels.&nbsp; An equal
+number of Learmont&rsquo;s men met them, and, after a struggle, drove
+them back.&nbsp; The course of the Rullion Burn prevented almost all
+pursuit, and Wallace, on perceiving it, dispatched a body of foot to
+occupy both the burn and some ruined sheep-walls on the farther side.<br>
+<br>
+Dalzell changed his position, and drew up his army at the foot of the
+hill, on the top of which were his foes.&nbsp; He then dispatched a
+mingled body of infantry and cavalry to attack Wallace&rsquo;s outpost,
+but they also were driven back.&nbsp; A third charge produced a still
+more disastrous effect, for Dalzell had to check the pursuit of his
+men by a reinforcement.<br>
+<br>
+These repeated checks bred a panic in the Lieutenant-General&rsquo;s
+ranks, for several of his men flung down their arms.&nbsp; Urged by
+such fatal symptoms, and by the approaching night, he deployed his men,
+and closed in overwhelming numbers on the centre and right flank of
+the insurgent army.&nbsp; In the increasing twilight the burning matches
+of the firelocks, shimmering on barrel, halbert, and cuirass, lent to
+the approaching army a picturesque effect, like a huge, many-armed giant
+breathing flame into the darkness.<br>
+<br>
+Placed on an overhanging hill, Welch and Semple cried aloud, &lsquo;The
+God of Jacob! The God of Jacob!&rsquo; and prayed with uplifted hands
+for victory. <a name="citation5c"></a><a href="#footnote5c">{5c}</a><br>
+<br>
+But still the Royalist troops closed in.<br>
+<br>
+Captain John Paton was observed by Dalzell, who determined to capture
+him with his own hands.&nbsp; Accordingly he charged forward, presenting
+his pistols.&nbsp; Paton fired, but the balls hopped off Dalzell&rsquo;s
+buff coat and fell into his boot.&nbsp; With the superstition peculiar
+to his age, the Nonconformist concluded that his adversary was rendered
+bullet-proof by enchantment, and, pulling some small silver coins from
+his pocket, charged his pistol therewith.&nbsp; Dalzell, seeing this,
+and supposing, it is likely, that Paton was putting in larger balls,
+hid behind his servant, who was killed. <a name="citation5d"></a><a href="#footnote5d">{5d}</a><br>
+<br>
+Meantime the outposts were forced, and the army of Wallace was enveloped
+in the embrace of a hideous boa-constrictor - tightening, closing, crushing
+every semblance of life from the victim enclosed in his toils.&nbsp;
+The flanking parties of horse were forced in upon the centre, and though,
+as even Turner grants, they fought with desperation, a general flight
+was the result.<br>
+<br>
+But when they fell there was none to sing their coronach or wail the
+death-wail over them.&nbsp; Those who sacrificed themselves for the
+peace, the liberty, and the religion of their fellow-countrymen, lay
+bleaching in the field of death for long, and when at last they were
+buried by charity, the peasants dug up their bodies, desecrated their
+graves, and cast them once more upon the open heath for the sorry value
+of their winding-sheets!<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<i>Inscription on stone at Rullion Green:<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</i>HERE<br>
+AND NEAR TO<br>
+THIS PLACE LYES THE<br>
+REVEREND MR JOHN CROOKSHANK<br>
+AND MR ANDREW MCCORMICK<br>
+MINISTERS OF THE GOSPEL AND<br>
+ABOUT FIFTY OTHER TRUE COVENANTED<br>
+PRESBYTERIANS WHO WERE<br>
+KILLED IN THIS PLACE IN THEIR OWN<br>
+INOCENT SELF DEFENCE AND DEFFENCE<br>
+OF THE COVENANTED WORK OF<br>
+REFORMATION BY THOMAS DALZEEL OF BINS<br>
+UPON THE 28 OF NOVEMBER<br>
+1666.&nbsp; REV. 12. 11. ERECTED<br>
+SEPT. 28 1738.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<i>Back of stone:<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+</i>A Cloud of Witnesses lyes here,<br>
+Who for Christ&rsquo;s Interest did appear,<br>
+For to restore true Liberty,<br>
+O&rsquo;erturn&egrave;d then by tyranny.<br>
+And by proud Prelats who did Rage<br>
+Against the Lord&rsquo;s Own heritage.<br>
+They sacrificed were for the laws<br>
+Of Christ their king, his noble cause.<br>
+These heroes fought with great renown;<br>
+By falling got the Martyr&rsquo;s crown. <a name="citation5e"></a><a href="#footnote5e">{5e}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER V - A RECORD OF BLOOD<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;They cut his hands ere he was dead,<br>
+And after that struck of his head.<br>
+His blood under the altar cries<br>
+For vengeance on Christ&rsquo;s enemies.&rsquo;<br>
+<i>Epitaph on Tomb at Longcross of Clermont</i>. <a name="citation6a"></a><a href="#footnote6a">{6a}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Master Andrew Murray, an outed minister, residing in the Potterrow,
+on the morning after the defeat, heard the sounds of cheering and the
+march of many feet beneath his window.&nbsp; He gazed out.&nbsp; With
+colours flying, and with music sounding, Dalzell, victorious, entered
+Edinburgh.&nbsp; But his banners were dyed in blood, and a band of prisoners
+were marched within his ranks.&nbsp; The old man knew it all.&nbsp;
+That martial and triumphant strain was the death-knell of his friends
+and of their cause, the rust-hued spots upon the flags were the tokens
+of their courage and their death, and the prisoners were the miserable
+remnant spared from death in battle to die upon the scaffold.&nbsp;
+Poor old man! he had outlived all joy.&nbsp; Had he lived longer he
+would have seen increasing torment and increasing woe; he would have
+seen the clouds, then but gathering in mist, cast a more than midnight
+darkness over his native hills, and have fallen a victim to those bloody
+persecutions which, later, sent their red memorials to the sea by many
+a burn.&nbsp; By a merciful Providence all this was spared to him -
+he fell beneath the first blow; and ere four days had passed since Rullion
+Green, the aged minister of God was gathered to is fathers. <a name="citation6b"></a><a href="#footnote6b">{6b}</a><br>
+<br>
+When Sharpe first heard of the rebellion, he applied to Sir Alexander
+Ramsay, the Provost, for soldiers to guard his house.&nbsp; Disliking
+their occupation, the soldiers gave him an ugly time of it.&nbsp; All
+the night through they kept up a continuous series of &lsquo;alarms
+and incursions,&rsquo; &lsquo;cries of &ldquo;Stand!&rdquo; &ldquo;Give
+fire!&rdquo;&rsquo; etc., which forced the prelate to flee to the Castle
+in the morning, hoping there to find the rest which was denied him at
+home. <a name="citation6c"></a><a href="#footnote6c">{6c}</a>&nbsp;
+Now, however, when all danger to himself was past, Sharpe came out in
+his true colours, and scant was the justice likely to be shown to the
+foes of Scottish Episcopacy when the Primate was by.&nbsp; The prisoners
+were lodged in Haddo&rsquo;s Hole, a part of St. Giles&rsquo; Cathedral,
+where, by the kindness of Bishop Wishart, to his credit be it spoken,
+they were amply supplied with food. <a name="citation6d"></a><a href="#footnote6d">{6d}</a><br>
+<br>
+Some people urged, in the Council, that the promise of quarter which
+had been given on the field of battle should protect the lives of the
+miserable men.&nbsp; Sir John Gilmoure, the greatest lawyer, gave no
+opinion - certainly a suggestive circumstance - but Lord Lee declared
+that this would not interfere with their legal trial, &lsquo;so to bloody
+executions they went.&rsquo; <a name="citation6e"></a><a href="#footnote6e">{6e}</a>&nbsp;
+To the number of thirty they were condemned and executed; while two
+of them, Hugh M&rsquo;Kail, a young minister, and Neilson of Corsack,
+were tortured with the boots.<br>
+<br>
+The goods of those who perished were confiscated, and their bodies were
+dismembered and distributed to different parts of the country; &lsquo;the
+heads of Major M&rsquo;Culloch and the two Gordons,&rsquo; it was resolved,
+says Kirkton, &lsquo;should be pitched on the gate of Kirkcudbright;
+the two Hamiltons and Strong&rsquo;s head should be affixed at Hamilton,
+and Captain Arnot&rsquo;s sett on the Watter Gate at Edinburgh.&nbsp;
+The armes of all the ten, because they hade with uplifted hands renewed
+the Covenant at Lanark, were sent to the people of that town to expiate
+that crime, by placing these arms on the top of the prison.&rsquo; <a name="citation6f"></a><a href="#footnote6f">{6f}</a>&nbsp;
+Among these was John Neilson, the Laird of Corsack, who saved Turner&rsquo;s
+life at Dumfries; in return for which service Sir James attempted, though
+without success, to get the poor man reprieved.&nbsp; One of the condemned
+died of his wounds between the day of condemnation and the day of execution.&nbsp;
+&lsquo; None of them,&rsquo; says Kirkton, &lsquo;would save their life
+by taking the declaration and renouncing the Covenant, though it was
+offered to them. . . . But never men died in Scotland so much lamented
+by the people, not only spectators, but those in the country.&nbsp;
+When Knockbreck and his brother were turned over, they clasped each
+other in their armes, and so endured the pangs of death.&nbsp; When
+Humphrey Colquhoun died, he spoke not like an ordinary citizen, but
+like a heavenly minister, relating his comfortable Christian experiences,
+and called for his Bible, and laid it on his wounded arm, and read John
+iii. 8, and spoke upon it to the admiration of all.&nbsp; But most of
+all, when Mr. M&rsquo;Kail died, there was such a lamentation as was
+never known in Scotland before; not one dry cheek upon all the street,
+or in all the numberless windows in the mercate place.&rsquo; <a name="citation6g"></a><a href="#footnote6g">{6g}</a><br>
+<br>
+The following passage from this speech speaks for itself and its author:<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Hereafter I will not talk with flesh and blood, nor think on
+the world&rsquo;s consolations.&nbsp; Farewell to all my friends, whose
+company hath been refreshful to me in my pilgrimage.&nbsp; I have done
+with the light of the sun and the moon; welcome eternal light, eternal
+life, everlasting love, everlasting praise, everlasting glory.&nbsp;
+Praise to Him that sits upon the throne, and to the Lamb for ever!&nbsp;
+Bless the Lord, O my soul, that hath pardoned all my iniquities in the
+blood of His Son, and healed all my diseases.&nbsp; Bless Him, O all
+ye His angels that excel in strength, ye ministers of His that do His
+pleasure.&nbsp; Bless the Lord, O my soul!&rsquo; <a name="citation6h"></a><a href="#footnote6h">{6h}</a><br>
+<br>
+After having ascended the gallows ladder he again broke forth in the
+following words of touching eloquence: &lsquo;And now I leave off to
+speak any more to creatures, and begin my intercourse with God, which
+shall never be broken off.&nbsp; Farewell father and mother, friends
+and relations!&nbsp; Farewell the world and all delights!&nbsp; Farewell
+meat and drink!&nbsp; Farewell sun, moon, and stars! - Welcome God and
+Father!&nbsp; Welcome sweet Jesus Christ, the Mediator of the new covenant!&nbsp;
+Welcome blessed Spirit of grace and God of all consolation!&nbsp; Welcome
+glory!&nbsp; Welcome eternal life!&nbsp; Welcome Death!&rsquo; <a name="citation6i"></a><a href="#footnote6i">{6i}</a><br>
+<br>
+At Glasgow, too, where some were executed, they caused the soldiers
+to beat the drums and blow the trumpets on their closing ears.&nbsp;
+Hideous refinement of revenge!&nbsp; Even the last words which drop
+from the lips of a dying man - words surely the most sincere and the
+most unbiassed which mortal mouth can utter - even these were looked
+upon as poisoned and as poisonous.&nbsp; &lsquo;Drown their last accents,&rsquo;
+was the cry, &lsquo;lest they should lead the crowd to take their part,
+or at the least to mourn their doom!&rsquo; <a name="citation6j"></a><a href="#footnote6j">{6j}</a>&nbsp;
+But, after all, perhaps it was more merciful than one would think -
+unintentionally so, of course; perhaps the storm of harsh and fiercely
+jubilant noises, the clanging of trumpets, the rattling of drums, and
+the hootings and jeerings of an unfeeling mob, which were the last they
+heard on earth, might, when the mortal fight was over, when the river
+of death was passed, add tenfold sweetness to the hymning of the angels,
+tenfold peacefulness to the shores which they had reached.<br>
+<br>
+Not content with the cruelty of these executions, some even of the peasantry,
+though these were confined to the shire of Mid-Lothian, pursued, captured,
+plundered, and murdered the miserable fugitives who fell in their way.&nbsp;
+One strange story have we of these times of blood and persecution: Kirkton
+the historian and popular tradition tell us alike of a flame which often
+would arise from the grave, in a moss near Carnwath, of some of those
+poor rebels: of how it crept along the ground; of how it covered the
+house of their murderer; and of how it scared him with its lurid glare.<br>
+<br>
+Hear Daniel Defoe: <a name="citation6k"></a><a href="#footnote6k">{6k}</a><br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;If the poor people were by these insupportable violences made
+desperate, and driven to all the extremities of a wild despair, who
+can justly reflect on them when they read in the Word of God &ldquo;That
+oppression makes a wise man mad&rdquo;?&nbsp; And therefore were there
+no other original of the insurrection known by the name of the Rising
+of Pentland, it was nothing but what the intolerable oppressions of
+those times might have justified to all the world, nature having dictated
+to all people a right of defence when illegally and arbitrarily attacked
+in a manner not justifiable either by laws of nature, the laws of God,
+or the laws of the country.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Bear this remonstrance of Defoe&rsquo;s in mind, and though it is the
+fashion of the day to jeer and to mock, to execrate and to contemn,
+the noble band of Covenanters - though the bitter laugh at their old-world
+religious views, the curl of the lip at their merits, and the chilling
+silence on their bravery and their determination, are but too rife through
+all society - be charitable to what was evil and honest to what was
+good about the Pentland insurgents, who fought for life and liberty,
+for country and religion, on the 28th of November 1666, now just two
+hundred years ago.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+EDINBURGH, <i>28th November 1866</i>.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+THE DAY AFTER TO-MORROW<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+History is much decried; it is a tissue of errors, we are told, no doubt
+correctly; and rival historians expose each other&rsquo;s blunders with
+gratification.&nbsp; Yet the worst historian has a clearer view of the
+period he studies than the best of us can hope to form of that in which
+we live.&nbsp; The obscurest epoch is to-day; and that for a thousand
+reasons of inchoate tendency, conflicting report, and sheer mass and
+multiplicity of experience; but chiefly, perhaps, by reason of an insidious
+shifting of landmarks.&nbsp; Parties and ideas continually move, but
+not by measurable marches on a stable course; the political soil itself
+steals forth by imperceptible degrees, like a travelling glacier, carrying
+on its bosom not only political parties but their flag-posts and cantonments;
+so that what appears to be an eternal city founded on hills is but a
+flying island of Laputa.&nbsp; It is for this reason in particular that
+we are all becoming Socialists without knowing it; by which I would
+not in the least refer to the acute case of Mr. Hyndman and his horn-blowing
+supporters, sounding their trumps of a Sunday within the walls of our
+individualist Jericho - but to the stealthy change that has come over
+the spirit of Englishmen and English legislation.&nbsp; A little while
+ago, and we were still for liberty; &lsquo;crowd a few more thousands
+on the bench of Government,&rsquo; we seemed to cry; &lsquo;keep her
+head direct on liberty, and we cannot help but come to port.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+This is over; <i>laisser faire</i> declines in favour; our legislation
+grows authoritative, grows philanthropical, bristles with new duties
+and new penalties, and casts a spawn of inspectors, who now begin, note-book
+in hand, to darken the face of England.&nbsp; It may be right or wrong,
+we are not trying that; but one thing it is beyond doubt: it is Socialism
+in action, and the strange thing is that we scarcely know it.<br>
+<br>
+Liberty has served us a long while, and it may be time to seek new altars.&nbsp;
+Like all other principles, she has been proved to be self-exclusive
+in the long run.&nbsp; She has taken wages besides (like all other virtues)
+and dutifully served Mammon; so that many things we were accustomed
+to admire as the benefits of freedom and common to all were truly benefits
+of wealth, and took their value from our neighbours&rsquo; poverty.&nbsp;
+A few shocks of logic, a few disclosures (in the journalistic phrase)
+of what the freedom of manufacturers, landlords, or shipowners may imply
+for operatives, tenants, or seamen, and we not unnaturally begin to
+turn to that other pole of hope, beneficent tyranny.&nbsp; Freedom,
+to be desirable, involves kindness, wisdom, and all the virtues of the
+free; but the free man as we have seen him in action has been, as of
+yore, only the master of many helots; and the slaves are still ill-fed,
+ill-clad, ill-taught, ill-housed, insolently treated, and driven to
+their mines and workshops by the lash of famine.&nbsp; So much, in other
+men&rsquo;s affairs, we have begun to see clearly; we have begun to
+despair of virtue in these other men, and from our seat in Parliament
+begin to discharge upon them, thick as arrows, the host of our inspectors.&nbsp;
+The landlord has long shaken his head over the manufacturer; those who
+do business on land have lost all trust in the virtues of the shipowner;
+the professions look askance upon the retail traders and have even started
+their co-operative stores to ruin them; and from out the smoke-wreaths
+of Birmingham a finger has begun to write upon the wall the condemnation
+of the landlord.&nbsp; Thus, piece by piece, do we condemn each other,
+and yet not perceive the conclusion, that our whole estate is somewhat
+damnable.&nbsp; Thus, piece by piece, each acting against his neighbour,
+each sawing away the branch on which some other interest is seated,
+do we apply in detail our Socialistic remedies, and yet not perceive
+that we are all labouring together to bring in Socialism at large.&nbsp;
+A tendency so stupid and so selfish is like to prove invincible; and
+if Socialism be at all a practicable rule of life, there is every chance
+that our grand-children will see the day and taste the pleasures of
+existence in something far liker an ant-heap than any previous human
+polity.&nbsp; And this not in the least because of the voice of Mr.
+Hyndman or the horns of his followers; but by the mere glacier movement
+of the political soil, bearing forward on its bosom, apparently undisturbed,
+the proud camps of Whig and Tory.&nbsp; If Mr. Hyndman were a man of
+keen humour, which is far from my conception of his character, he might
+rest from his troubling and look on: the walls of Jericho begin already
+to crumble and dissolve.&nbsp; That great servile war, the Armageddon
+of money and numbers, to which we looked forward when young, becomes
+more and more unlikely; and we may rather look to see a peaceable and
+blindfold evolution, the work of dull men immersed in political tactics
+and dead to political results.<br>
+<br>
+The principal scene of this comedy lies, of course, in the House of
+Commons; it is there, besides, that the details of this new evolution
+(if it proceed) will fall to be decided; so that the state of Parliament
+is not only diagnostic of the present but fatefully prophetic of the
+future.&nbsp; Well, we all know what Parliament is, and we are all ashamed
+of it.&nbsp; We may pardon it some faults, indeed, on the ground of
+Irish obstruction - a bitter trial, which it supports with notable good
+humour.&nbsp; But the excuse is merely local; it cannot apply to similar
+bodies in America and France; and what are we to say of these?&nbsp;
+President Cleveland&rsquo;s letter may serve as a picture of the one;
+a glance at almost any paper will convince us of the weakness of the
+other.&nbsp; Decay appears to have seized on the organ of popular government
+in every land; and this just at the moment when we begin to bring to
+it, as to an oracle of justice, the whole skein of our private affairs
+to be unravelled, and ask it, like a new Messiah, to take upon itself
+our frailties and play for us the part that should be played by our
+own virtues.&nbsp; For that, in few words, is the case.&nbsp; We cannot
+trust ourselves to behave with decency; we cannot trust our consciences;
+and the remedy proposed is to elect a round number of our neighbours,
+pretty much at random, and say to these: &lsquo;Be ye our conscience;
+make laws so wise, and continue from year to year to administer them
+so wisely, that they shall save us from ourselves and make us righteous
+and happy, world without end.&nbsp; Amen.&rsquo;&nbsp; And who can look
+twice at the British Parliament and then seriously bring it such a task?&nbsp;
+I am not advancing this as an argument against Socialism: once again,
+nothing is further from my mind.&nbsp; There are great truths in Socialism,
+or no one, not even Mr. Hyndman, would be found to hold it; and if it
+came, and did one-tenth part of what it offers, I for one should make
+it welcome.&nbsp; But if it is to come, we may as well have some notion
+of what it will be like; and the first thing to grasp is that our new
+polity will be designed and administered (to put it courteously) with
+something short of inspiration.&nbsp; It will be made, or will grow,
+in a human parliament; and the one thing that will not very hugely change
+is human nature.&nbsp; The Anarchists think otherwise, from which it
+is only plain that they have not carried to the study of history the
+lamp of human sympathy.<br>
+<br>
+Given, then, our new polity, with its new waggon-load of laws, what
+headmarks must we look for in the life?&nbsp; We chafe a good deal at
+that excellent thing, the income-tax, because it brings into our affairs
+the prying fingers, and exposes us to the tart words, of the official.&nbsp;
+The official, in all degrees, is already something of a terror to many
+of us.&nbsp; I would not willingly have to do with even a police-constable
+in any other spirit than that of kindness.&nbsp; I still remember in
+my dreams the eye-glass of a certain <i>attach&eacute;</i> at a certain
+embassy - an eyeglass that was a standing indignity to all on whom it
+looked; and my next most disagreeable remembrance is of a bracing, Republican
+postman in the city of San Francisco.&nbsp; I lived in that city among
+working folk, and what my neighbours accepted at the postman&rsquo;s
+hands - nay, what I took from him myself - it is still distasteful to
+recall.&nbsp; The bourgeois, residing in the upper parts of society,
+has but few opportunities of tasting this peculiar bowl; but about the
+income-tax, as I have said, or perhaps about a patent, or in the halls
+of an embassy at the hands of my friend of the eye-glass, he occasionally
+sets his lips to it; and he may thus imagine (if he has that faculty
+of imagination, without which most faculties are void) how it tastes
+to his poorer neighbours, who must drain it to the dregs.&nbsp; In every
+contact with authority, with their employer, with the police, with the
+School Board officer, in the hospital, or in the workhouse, they have
+equally the occasion to appreciate the light-hearted civility of the
+man in office; and as an experimentalist in several out-of-the-way provinces
+of life, I may say it has but to be felt to be appreciated.&nbsp; Well,
+this golden age of which we are speaking will be the golden age of officials.&nbsp;
+In all our concerns it will be their beloved duty to meddle, with what
+tact, with what obliging words, analogy will aid us to imagine.&nbsp;
+It is likely these gentlemen will be periodically elected; they will
+therefore have their turn of being underneath, which does not always
+sweeten men&rsquo;s conditions.&nbsp; The laws they will have to administer
+will be no clearer than those we know to-day, and the body which is
+to regulate their administration no wiser than the British Parliament.&nbsp;
+So that upon all hands we may look for a form of servitude most galling
+to the blood - servitude to many and changing masters, and for all the
+slights that accompany the rule of jack-in-office.&nbsp; And if the
+Socialistic programme be carried out with the least fulness, we shall
+have lost a thing, in most respects not much to be regretted, but as
+a moderator of oppression, a thing nearly invaluable - the newspaper.&nbsp;
+For the independent journal is a creature of capital and competition;
+it stands and falls with millionaires and railway bonds and all the
+abuses and glories of to-day; and as soon as the State has fairly taken
+its bent to authority and philanthropy, and laid the least touch on
+private property, the days of the independent journal are numbered.&nbsp;
+State railways may be good things and so may State bakeries; but a State
+newspaper will never be a very trenchant critic of the State officials.<br>
+<br>
+But again, these officials would have no sinecure.&nbsp; Crime would
+perhaps be less, for some of the motives of crime we may suppose would
+pass away.&nbsp; But if Socialism were carried out with any fulness,
+there would be more contraventions.&nbsp; We see already new sins ringing
+up like mustard - School Board sins, factory sins, Merchant Shipping
+Act sins - none of which I would be thought to except against in particular,
+but all of which, taken together, show us that Socialism can be a hard
+master even in the beginning.&nbsp; If it go on to such heights as we
+hear proposed and lauded, if it come actually to its ideal of the ant-heap,
+ruled with iron justice, the number of new contraventions will be out
+of all proportion multiplied.&nbsp; Take the case of work alone.&nbsp;
+Man is an idle animal.&nbsp; He is at least as intelligent as the ant;
+but generations of advisers have in vain recommended him the ant&rsquo;s
+example.&nbsp; Of those who are found truly indefatigable in business,
+some are misers; some are the practisers of delightful industries, like
+gardening; some are students, artists, inventors, or discoverers, men
+lured forward by successive hopes; and the rest are those who live by
+games of skill or hazard - financiers, billiard-players, gamblers, and
+the like.&nbsp; But in unloved toils, even under the prick of necessity,
+no man is continually sedulous.&nbsp; Once eliminate the fear of starvation,
+once eliminate or bound the hope of riches, and we shall see plenty
+of skulking and malingering.&nbsp; Society will then be something not
+wholly unlike a cotton plantation in the old days; with cheerful, careless,
+demoralised slaves, with elected overseers, and, instead of the planter,
+a chaotic popular assembly.&nbsp; If the blood be purposeful and the
+soil strong, such a plantation may succeed, and be, indeed, a busy ant-heap,
+with full granaries and long hours of leisure.&nbsp; But even then I
+think the whip will be in the overseer&rsquo;s hands, and not in vain.&nbsp;
+For, when it comes to be a question of each man doing his own share
+or the rest doing more, prettiness of sentiment will be forgotten.&nbsp;
+To dock the skulker&rsquo;s food is not enough; many will rather eat
+haws and starve on petty pilferings than put their shoulder to the wheel
+for one hour daily.&nbsp; For such as these, then, the whip will be
+in the overseer&rsquo;s hand; and his own sense of justice and the superintendence
+of a chaotic popular assembly will be the only checks on its employment.&nbsp;
+Now, you may be an industrious man and a good citizen, and yet not love,
+nor yet be loved by, Dr. Fell the inspector.&nbsp; It is admitted by
+private soldiers that the disfavour of a sergeant is an evil not to
+be combated; offend the sergeant, they say, and in a brief while you
+will either be disgraced or have deserted.&nbsp; And the sergeant can
+no longer appeal to the lash.&nbsp; But if these things go on, we shall
+see, or our sons shall see, what it is to have offended an inspector.<br>
+<br>
+This for the unfortunate.&nbsp; But with the fortunate also, even those
+whom the inspector loves, it may not be altogether well.&nbsp; It is
+concluded that in such a state of society, supposing it to be financially
+sound, the level of comfort will be high.&nbsp; It does not follow:
+there are strange depths of idleness in man, a too-easily-got sufficiency,
+as in the case of the sago-eaters, often quenching the desire for all
+besides; and it is possible that the men of the richest ant-heaps may
+sink even into squalor.&nbsp; But suppose they do not; suppose our tricksy
+instrument of human nature, when we play upon it this new tune, should
+respond kindly; suppose no one to be damped and none exasperated by
+the new conditions, the whole enterprise to be financially sound - a
+vaulting supposition - and all the inhabitants to dwell together in
+a golden mean of comfort: we have yet to ask ourselves if this be what
+man desire, or if it be what man will even deign to accept for a continuance.&nbsp;
+It is certain that man loves to eat, it is not certain that he loves
+that only or that best.&nbsp; He is supposed to love comfort; it is
+not a love, at least, that he is faithful to.&nbsp; He is supposed to
+love happiness; it is my contention that he rather loves excitement.&nbsp;
+Danger, enterprise, hope, the novel, the aleatory, are dearer to man
+than regular meals.&nbsp; He does not think so when he is hungry, but
+he thinks so again as soon as he is fed; and on the hypothesis of a
+successful ant-heap, he would never go hungry.&nbsp; It would be always
+after dinner in that society, as, in the land of the Lotos-eaters, it
+was always afternoon; and food, which, when we have it not, seems all-important,
+drops in our esteem, as soon as we have it, to a mere prerequisite of
+living.<br>
+<br>
+That for which man lives is not the same thing for all individuals nor
+in all ages; yet it has a common base; what he seeks and what he must
+have is that which will seize and hold his attention.&nbsp; Regular
+meals and weatherproof lodgings will not do this long.&nbsp; Play in
+its wide sense, as the artificial induction of sensation, including
+all games and all arts, will, indeed, go far to keep him conscious of
+himself; but in the end he wearies for realities.&nbsp; Study or experiment,
+to some rare natures, is the unbroken pastime of a life.&nbsp; These
+are enviable natures; people shut in the house by sickness often bitterly
+envy them; but the commoner man cannot continue to exist upon such altitudes:
+his feet itch for physical adventure; his blood boils for physical dangers,
+pleasures, and triumphs; his fancy, the looker after new things, cannot
+continue to look for them in books and crucibles, but must seek them
+on the breathing stage of life.&nbsp; Pinches, buffets, the glow of
+hope, the shock of disappointment, furious contention with obstacles:
+these are the true elixir for all vital spirits, these are what they
+seek alike in their romantic enterprises and their unromantic dissipations.&nbsp;
+When they are taken in some pinch closer than the common, they cry,
+&lsquo;Catch me here again!&rsquo; and sure enough you catch them there
+again - perhaps before the week is out.&nbsp; It is as old as <i>Robinson
+Crusoe</i>; as old as man.&nbsp; Our race has not been strained for
+all these ages through that sieve of dangers that we call Natural Selection,
+to sit down with patience in the tedium of safety; the voices of its
+fathers call it forth.&nbsp; Already in our society as it exists, the
+bourgeois is too much cottoned about for any zest in living; he sits
+in his parlour out of reach of any danger, often out of reach of any
+vicissitude but one of health; and there he yawns.&nbsp; If the people
+in the next villa took pot-shots at him, he might be killed indeed,
+but so long as he escaped he would find his blood oxygenated and his
+views of the world brighter.&nbsp; If Mr. Mallock, on his way to the
+publishers, should have his skirts pinned to a wall by a javelin, it
+would not occur to him - at least for several hours - to ask if life
+were worth living; and if such peril were a daily matter, he would ask
+it never more; he would have other things to think about, he would be
+living indeed - not lying in a box with cotton, safe, but immeasurably
+dull.&nbsp; The aleatory, whether it touch life, or fortune, or renown
+- whether we explore Africa or only toss for halfpence - that is what
+I conceive men to love best, and that is what we are seeking to exclude
+from men&rsquo;s existences.&nbsp; Of all forms of the aleatory, that
+which most commonly attends our working men - the danger of misery from
+want of work - is the least inspiriting: it does not whip the blood,
+it does not evoke the glory of contest; it is tragic, but it is passive;
+and yet, in so far as it is aleatory, and a peril sensibly touching
+them, it does truly season the men&rsquo;s lives.&nbsp; Of those who
+fail, I do not speak - despair should be sacred; but to those who even
+modestly succeed, the changes of their life bring interest: a job found,
+a shilling saved, a dainty earned, all these are wells of pleasure springing
+afresh for the successful poor; and it is not from these but from the
+villa-dweller that we hear complaints of the unworthiness of life.&nbsp;
+Much, then, as the average of the proletariat would gain in this new
+state of life, they would also lose a certain something, which would
+not be missed in the beginning, but would be missed progressively and
+progressively lamented.&nbsp; Soon there would be a looking back: there
+would be tales of the old world humming in young men&rsquo;s ears, tales
+of the tramp and the pedlar, and the hopeful emigrant.&nbsp; And in
+the stall-fed life of the successful ant-heap - with its regular meals,
+regular duties, regular pleasures, an even course of life, and fear
+excluded - the vicissitudes, delights, and havens of to-day will seem
+of epic breadth.&nbsp; This may seem a shallow observation; but the
+springs by which men are moved lie much on the surface.&nbsp; Bread,
+I believe, has always been considered first, but the circus comes close
+upon its heels.&nbsp; Bread we suppose to be given amply; the cry for
+circuses will be the louder, and if the life of our descendants be such
+as we have conceived, there are two beloved pleasures on which they
+will be likely to fall back: the pleasures of intrigue and of sedition.<br>
+<br>
+In all this I have supposed the ant-heap to be financially sound.&nbsp;
+I am no economist, only a writer of fiction; but even as such, I know
+one thing that bears on the economic question - I know the imperfection
+of man&rsquo;s faculty for business.&nbsp; The Anarchists, who count
+some rugged elements of common sense among what seem to me their tragic
+errors, have said upon this matter all that I could wish to say, and
+condemned beforehand great economical polities.&nbsp; So far it is obvious
+that they are right; they may be right also in predicting a period of
+communal independence, and they may even be right in thinking that desirable.&nbsp;
+But the rise of communes is none the less the end of economic equality,
+just when we were told it was beginning.&nbsp; Communes will not be
+all equal in extent, nor in quality of soil, nor in growth of population;
+nor will the surplus produce of all be equally marketable.&nbsp; It
+will be the old story of competing interests, only with a new unit;
+and, as it appears to me, a new, inevitable danger.&nbsp; For the merchant
+and the manufacturer, in this new world, will be a sovereign commune;
+it is a sovereign power that will see its crops undersold, and its manufactures
+worsted in the market.&nbsp; And all the more dangerous that the sovereign
+power should be small.&nbsp; Great powers are slow to stir; national
+affronts, even with the aid of newspapers, filter slowly into popular
+consciousness; national losses are so unequally shared, that one part
+of the population will be counting its gains while another sits by a
+cold hearth.&nbsp; But in the sovereign commune all will be centralised
+and sensitive.&nbsp; When jealousy springs up, when (let us say) the
+commune of Poole has overreached the commune of Dorchester, irritation
+will run like quicksilver throughout the body politic; each man in Dorchester
+will have to suffer directly in his diet and his dress; even the secretary,
+who drafts the official correspondence, will sit down to his task embittered,
+as a man who has dined ill and may expect to dine worse; and thus a
+business difference between communes will take on much the same colour
+as a dispute between diggers in the lawless West, and will lead as directly
+to the arbitrament of blows.&nbsp; So that the establishment of the
+communal system will not only reintroduce all the injustices and heart-burnings
+of economic inequality, but will, in all human likelihood, inaugurate
+a world of hedgerow warfare.&nbsp; Dorchester will march on Poole, Sherborne
+on Dorchester, Wimborne on both; the waggons will be fired on as they
+follow the highway, the trains wrecked on the lines, the ploughman will
+go armed into the field of tillage; and if we have not a return of ballad
+literature, the local press at least will celebrate in a high vein the
+victory of Cerne Abbas or the reverse of Toller Porcorum.&nbsp; At least
+this will not be dull; when I was younger, I could have welcomed such
+a world with relief; but it is the New-Old with a vengeance, and irresistibly
+suggests the growth of military powers and the foundation of new empires.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+COLLEGE PAPERS<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER I - EDINBURGH STUDENTS IN 1824<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+On the 2nd of January 1824 was issued the prospectus of the <i>Lapsus
+Linguae</i>; <i>or, the College Tatler</i>; and on the 7th the first
+number appeared.&nbsp; On Friday the 2nd of April &lsquo;<i>Mr. Tatler</i>
+became speechless.&rsquo;&nbsp; Its history was not all one success;
+for the editor (who applies to himself the words of Iago, &lsquo;I am
+nothing if I am not critical&rsquo;) overstepped the bounds of caution,
+and found himself seriously embroiled with the powers that were.&nbsp;
+There appeared in No. XVI. a most bitter satire upon Sir John Leslie,
+in which he was compared to Falstaff, charged with puffing himself,
+and very prettily censured for publishing only the first volume of a
+class-book, and making all purchasers pay for both.&nbsp; Sir John Leslie
+took up the matter angrily, visited Carfrae the publisher, and threatened
+him with an action, till he was forced to turn the hapless <i>Lapsus</i>
+out of doors.&nbsp; The maltreated periodical found shelter in the shop
+of Huie, Infirmary Street; and No. XVII. was duly issued from the new
+office.&nbsp; No. XVII. beheld <i>Mr. Tatler&rsquo;s</i> humiliation,
+in which, with fulsome apology and not very credible assurances of respect
+and admiration, he disclaims the article in question, and advertises
+a new issue of No. XVI. with all objectionable matter omitted.&nbsp;
+This, with pleasing euphemism, he terms in a later advertisement, &lsquo;a
+new and improved edition.&rsquo;&nbsp; This was the only remarkable
+adventure of <i>Mr. Tatler&rsquo;s</i> brief existence; unless we consider
+as such a silly Chaldee manuscript in imitation of <i>Blackwood</i>,
+and a letter of reproof from a divinity student on the impiety of the
+same dull effusion.&nbsp; He laments the near approach of his end in
+pathetic terms.&nbsp; &lsquo;How shall we summon up sufficient courage,&rsquo;
+says he, &lsquo;to look for the last time on our beloved little devil
+and his inestimable proof-sheet?&nbsp; How shall we be able to pass
+No. 14 Infirmary Street and feel that all its attractions are over?&nbsp;
+How shall we bid farewell for ever to that excellent man, with the long
+greatcoat, wooden leg and wooden board, who acts as our representative
+at the gate of <i>Alma Mater</i>?&rsquo;&nbsp; But alas! he had no choice:
+<i>Mr. Tatler</i>, whose career, he says himself, had been successful,
+passed peacefully away, and has ever since dumbly implored &lsquo;the
+bringing home of bell and burial.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<i>Alter et idem</i>.&nbsp; A very different affair was the <i>Lapsus</i>
+<i>Linguae</i> from the <i>Edinburgh</i> <i>University Magazine</i>.&nbsp;
+The two prospectuses alone, laid side by side, would indicate the march
+of luxury and the repeal of the paper duty.&nbsp; The penny bi-weekly
+broadside of session 1828-4 was almost wholly dedicated to Momus.&nbsp;
+Epigrams, pointless letters, amorous verses, and University grievances
+are the continual burthen of the song.&nbsp; But <i>Mr. Tatler</i> was
+not without a vein of hearty humour; and his pages afford what is much
+better: to wit, a good picture of student life as it then was.&nbsp;
+The students of those polite days insisted on retaining their hats in
+the class-room.&nbsp; There was a cab-stance in front of the College;
+and &lsquo;Carriage Entrance&rsquo; was posted above the main arch,
+on what the writer pleases to call &lsquo;coarse, unclassic boards.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+The benches of the &lsquo;Speculative&rsquo; then, as now, were red;
+but all other Societies (the &lsquo;Dialectic&rsquo; is the only survivor)
+met downstairs, in some rooms of which it is pointedly said that &lsquo;nothing
+else could conveniently be made of them.&rsquo;&nbsp; However horrible
+these dungeons may have been, it is certain that they were paid for,
+and that far too heavily for the taste of session 1823-4, which found
+enough calls upon its purse for porter and toasted cheese at Ambrose&rsquo;s,
+or cranberry tarts and ginger-wine at Doull&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Duelling
+was still a possibility; so much so that when two medicals fell to fisticuffs
+in Adam Square, it was seriously hinted that single combat would be
+the result.&nbsp; Last and most wonderful of all, Gall and Spurzheim
+were in every one&rsquo;s mouth; and the Law student, after having exhausted
+Byron&rsquo;s poetry and Scott&rsquo;s novels, informed the ladies of
+his belief in phrenology.&nbsp; In the present day he would dilate on
+&lsquo;Red as a rose is she,&rsquo; and then mention that he attends
+Old Greyfriars&rsquo;, as a tacit claim to intellectual superiority.&nbsp;
+I do not know that the advance is much.<br>
+<br>
+But <i>Mr. Tatler&rsquo;s</i> best performances were three short papers
+in which he hit off pretty smartly the idiosyncrasies of the &lsquo;<i>Divinity</i>,&rsquo;
+the &lsquo;<i>Medical</i>,&rsquo; and the &lsquo;<i>Law</i>&rsquo; of
+session 1823-4.&nbsp; The fact that there was no notice of the <i>&lsquo;Arts&rsquo;</i>
+seems to suggest that they stood in the same intermediate position as
+they do now - the epitome of student-kind.&nbsp; <i>Mr. Tatler&rsquo;s</i>
+satire is, on the whole, good-humoured, and has not grown superannuated
+in <i>all</i> its limbs.&nbsp; His descriptions may limp at some points,
+but there are certain broad traits that apply equally well to session
+1870-1.&nbsp; He shows us the <i>Divinity</i> of the period - tall,
+pale, and slender - his collar greasy, and his coat bare about the seams
+- &lsquo;his white neckcloth serving four days, and regularly turned
+the third&rsquo; - &lsquo;the rim of his hat deficient in wool&rsquo;
+- and &lsquo;a weighty volume of theology under his arm.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+He was the man to buy cheap &lsquo;a snuff-box, or a dozen of pencils,
+or a six-bladed knife, or a quarter of a hundred quills,&rsquo; at any
+of the public sale-rooms.&nbsp; He was noted for cheap purchases, and
+for exceeding the legal tender in halfpence.&nbsp; He haunted &lsquo;the
+darkest and remotest corner of the Theatre Gallery.&rsquo;&nbsp; He
+was to be seen issuing from &lsquo;aerial lodging-houses.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Withal, says mine author, &lsquo;there were many good points about him:
+he paid his landlady&rsquo;s bill, read his Bible, went twice to church
+on Sunday, seldom swore, was not often tipsy, and bought the <i>Lapsus
+Linguae</i>.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+The <i>Medical</i>, again, &lsquo;wore a white greatcoat, and consequently
+talked loud&rsquo; - (there is something very delicious in that <i>consequently</i>).&nbsp;
+He wore his hat on one side.&nbsp; He was active, volatile, and went
+to the top of Arthur&rsquo;s Seat on the Sunday forenoon.&nbsp; He was
+as quiet in a debating society as he was loud in the streets.&nbsp;
+He was reckless and imprudent: yesterday he insisted on your sharing
+a bottle of claret with him (and claret was claret then, before the
+cheap-and-nasty treaty), and to-morrow he asks you for the loan of a
+penny to buy the last number of the <i>Lapsus.<br>
+<br>
+</i>The student of <i>Law</i>, again, was a learned man.&nbsp; &lsquo;He
+had turned over the leaves of Justinian&rsquo;s <i>Institutes</i>, and
+knew that they were written in Latin.&nbsp; He was well acquainted with
+the title-page of Blackstone&rsquo;s <i>Commentaries</i>, and <i>argal</i>
+(as the gravedigger in <i>Hamlet</i> says) he was not a person to be
+laughed at.&rsquo;&nbsp; He attended the Parliament House in the character
+of a critic, and could give you stale sneers at all the celebrated speakers.&nbsp;
+He was the terror of essayists at the Speculative or the Forensic.&nbsp;
+In social qualities he seems to have stood unrivalled.&nbsp; Even in
+the police-office we find him shining with undiminished lustre.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;If a <i>Charlie</i> should find him rather noisy at an untimely
+hour, and venture to take him into custody, he appears next morning
+like a Daniel come to judgment.&nbsp; He opens his mouth to speak, and
+the divine precepts of unchanging justice and Scots law flow from his
+tongue.&nbsp; The magistrate listens in amazement, and fines him only
+a couple of guineas.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Such then were our predecessors and their College Magazine.&nbsp; Barclay,
+Ambrose, Young Amos, and Fergusson were to them what the Caf&eacute;,
+the Rainbow, and Rutherford&rsquo;s are to us.&nbsp; An hour&rsquo;s
+reading in these old pages absolutely confuses us, there is so much
+that is similar and so much that is different; the follies and amusements
+are so like our own, and the manner of frolicking and enjoying are so
+changed, that one pauses and looks about him in philosophic judgment.&nbsp;
+The muddy quadrangle is thick with living students; but in our eyes
+it swarms also with the phantasmal white greatcoats and tilted hats
+of 1824.&nbsp; Two races meet: races alike and diverse.&nbsp; Two performances
+are played before our eyes; but the change seems merely of impersonators,
+of scenery, of costume.&nbsp; Plot and passion are the same.&nbsp; It
+is the fall of the spun shilling whether seventy-one or twenty-four
+has the best of it.<br>
+<br>
+In a future number we hope to give a glance at the individualities of
+the present, and see whether the cast shall be head or tail - whether
+we or the readers of the <i>Lapsus</i> stand higher in the balance.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER II - THE MODERN STUDENT CONSIDERED GENERALLY<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+We have now reached the difficult portion of our task.&nbsp; <i>Mr.
+Tatler</i>, for all that we care, may have been as virulent as he liked
+about the students of a former; but for the iron to touch our sacred
+selves, for a brother of the Guild to betray its most privy infirmities,
+let such a Judas look to himself as he passes on his way to the Scots
+Law or the Diagnostic, below the solitary lamp at the corner of the
+dark quadrangle.&nbsp; We confess that this idea alarms us.&nbsp; We
+enter a protest.&nbsp; We bind ourselves over verbally to keep the peace.&nbsp;
+We hope, moreover, that having thus made you secret to our misgivings,
+you will excuse us if we be dull, and set that down to caution which
+you might before have charged to the account of stupidity.<br>
+<br>
+The natural tendency of civilisation is to obliterate those distinctions
+which are the best salt of life.&nbsp; All the fine old professional
+flavour in language has evaporated.&nbsp; Your very gravedigger has
+forgotten his avocation in his electorship, and would quibble on the
+Franchise over Ophelia&rsquo;s grave, instead of more appropriately
+discussing the duration of bodies under ground.&nbsp; From this tendency,
+from this gradual attrition of life, in which everything pointed and
+characteristic is being rubbed down, till the whole world begins to
+slip between our fingers in smooth undistinguishable sands, from this,
+we say, it follows that we must not attempt to join <i>Mr. Taller</i>
+in his simple division of students into <i>Law, Divinity</i>, and <i>Medical</i>.&nbsp;
+Nowadays the Faculties may shake hands over their follies; and, like
+Mrs. Frail and Mrs. Foresight (in <i>Love for Love</i>) they may stand
+in the doors of opposite class-rooms, crying: &lsquo;Sister, Sister
+- Sister everyway!&rsquo;&nbsp; A few restrictions, indeed, remain to
+influence the followers of individual branches of study.&nbsp; The Divinity,
+for example, must be an avowed believer; and as this, in the present
+day, is unhappily considered by many as a confession of weakness, he
+is fain to choose one of two ways of gilding the distasteful orthodox
+bolus.&nbsp; Some swallow it in a thin jelly of metaphysics; for it
+is even a credit to believe in God on the evidence of some crack-jaw
+philosopher, although it is a decided slur to believe in Him on His
+own authority.&nbsp; Others again (and this we think the worst method),
+finding German grammar a somewhat dry morsel, run their own little heresy
+as a proof of independence; and deny one of the cardinal doctrines that
+they may hold the others without being laughed at.<br>
+<br>
+Besides, however, such influences as these, there is little more distinction
+between the faculties than the traditionary ideal, handed down through
+a long sequence of students, and getting rounder and more featureless
+at each successive session.&nbsp; The plague of uniformity has descended
+on the College.&nbsp; Students (and indeed all sorts and conditions
+of men) now require their faculty and character hung round their neck
+on a placard, like the scenes in Shakespeare&rsquo;s theatre.&nbsp;
+And in the midst of all this weary sameness, not the least common feature
+is the gravity of every face.&nbsp; No more does the merry medical run
+eagerly in the clear winter morning up the rugged sides of Arthur&rsquo;s
+Seat, and hear the church bells begin and thicken and die away below
+him among the gathered smoke of the city.&nbsp; He will not break Sunday
+to so little purpose.&nbsp; He no longer finds pleasure in the mere
+output of his surplus energy.&nbsp; He husbands his strength, and lays
+out walks, and reading, and amusement with deep consideration, so that
+he may get as much work and pleasure out of his body as he can, and
+waste none of his energy on mere impulse, or such flat enjoyment as
+an excursion in the country.<br>
+<br>
+See the quadrangle in the interregnum of classes, in those two or three
+minutes when it is full of passing students, and we think you will admit
+that, if we have not made it &lsquo;an habitation of dragons,&rsquo;
+we have at least transformed it into &lsquo;a court for owls.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Solemnity broods heavily over the enclosure; and wherever you seek it,
+you will find a dearth of merriment, an absence of real youthful enjoyment.&nbsp;
+You might as well try<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;To move wild laughter in the throat of death&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+as to excite any healthy stir among the bulk of this staid company.<br>
+<br>
+The studious congregate about the doors of the different classes, debating
+the matter of the lecture, or comparing note-books.&nbsp; A reserved
+rivalry sunders them.&nbsp; Here are some deep in Greek particles: there,
+others are already inhabitants of that land<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Where entity and quiddity,<br>
+&lsquo;Like ghosts of defunct bodies fly -<br>
+Where Truth in person does appear<br>
+Like words congealed in northern air.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+But none of them seem to find any relish for their studies - no pedantic
+love of this subject or that lights up their eyes - science and learning
+are only means for a livelihood, which they have considerately embraced
+and which they solemnly pursue.&nbsp; &lsquo;Labour&rsquo;s pale priests,&rsquo;
+their lips seem incapable of laughter, except in the way of polite recognition
+of professorial wit.&nbsp; The stains of ink are chronic on their meagre
+fingers.&nbsp; They walk like Saul among the asses.<br>
+<br>
+The dandies are not less subdued.&nbsp; In 1824 there was a noisy dapper
+dandyism abroad.&nbsp; Vulgar, as we should now think, but yet genial
+- a matter of white greatcoats and loud voices - strangely different
+from the stately frippery that is rife at present.&nbsp; These men are
+out of their element in the quadrangle.&nbsp; Even the small remains
+of boisterous humour, which still clings to any collection of young
+men, jars painfully on their morbid sensibilities; and they beat a hasty
+retreat to resume their perfunctory march along Princes Street.&nbsp;
+Flirtation is to them a great social duty, a painful obligation, which
+they perform on every occasion in the same chill official manner, and
+with the same commonplace advances, the same dogged observance of traditional
+behaviour.&nbsp; The shape of their raiment is a burden almost greater
+than they can bear, and they halt in their walk to preserve the due
+adjustment of their trouser-knees, till one would fancy he had mixed
+in a procession of Jacobs.&nbsp; We speak, of course, for ourselves;
+but we would as soon associate with a herd of sprightly apes as with
+these gloomy modern beaux.&nbsp; Alas, that our Mirabels, our Valentines,
+even our Brummels, should have left their mantles upon nothing more
+amusing!<br>
+<br>
+Nor are the fast men less constrained.&nbsp; Solemnity, even in dissipation,
+is the order of the day; and they go to the devil with a perverse seriousness,
+a systematic rationalism of wickedness that would have surprised the
+simpler sinners of old.&nbsp; Some of these men whom we see gravely
+conversing on the steps have but a slender acquaintance with each other.&nbsp;
+Their intercourse consists principally of mutual bulletins of depravity;
+and, week after week, as they meet they reckon up their items of transgression,
+and give an abstract of their downward progress for approval and encouragement.&nbsp;
+These folk form a freemasonry of their own.&nbsp; An oath is the shibboleth
+of their sinister fellowship.&nbsp; Once they hear a man swear, it is
+wonderful how their tongues loosen and their bashful spirits take enlargement,
+under the consciousness of brotherhood.&nbsp; There is no folly, no
+pardoning warmth of temper about them; they are as steady-going and
+systematic in their own way as the studious in theirs.<br>
+<br>
+Not that we are without merry men.&nbsp; No.&nbsp; We shall not be ungrateful
+to those, whose grimaces, whose ironical laughter, whose active feet
+in the &lsquo;College Anthem&rsquo; have beguiled so many weary hours
+and added a pleasant variety to the strain of close attention.&nbsp;
+But even these are too evidently professional in their antics.&nbsp;
+They go about cogitating puns and inventing tricks.&nbsp; It is their
+vocation, Hal.&nbsp; They are the gratuitous jesters of the class-room;
+and, like the clown when he leaves the stage, their merriment too often
+sinks as the bell rings the hour of liberty, and they pass forth by
+the Post-Office, grave and sedate, and meditating fresh gambols for
+the morrow.<br>
+<br>
+This is the impression left on the mind of any observing student by
+too many of his fellows.&nbsp; They seem all frigid old men; and one
+pauses to think how such an unnatural state of matters is produced.&nbsp;
+We feel inclined to blame for it the unfortunate absence of <i>University
+feeling</i> which is so marked a characteristic of our Edinburgh students.&nbsp;
+Academical interests are so few and far between - students, as students,
+have so little in common, except a peevish rivalry - there is such an
+entire want of broad college sympathies and ordinary college friendships,
+that we fancy that no University in the kingdom is in so poor a plight.&nbsp;
+Our system is full of anomalies.&nbsp; A, who cut B whilst he was a
+shabby student, curries sedulously up to him and cudgels his memory
+for anecdotes about him when he becomes the great so-and-so.&nbsp; Let
+there be an end of this shy, proud reserve on the one hand, and this
+shuddering fine ladyism on the other; and we think we shall find both
+ourselves and the College bettered.&nbsp; Let it be a sufficient reason
+for intercourse that two men sit together on the same benches.&nbsp;
+Let the great A be held excused for nodding to the shabby B in Princes
+Street, if he can say, &lsquo;That fellow is a student.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Once this could be brought about, we think you would find the whole
+heart of the University beat faster.&nbsp; We think you would find a
+fusion among the students, a growth of common feelings, an increasing
+sympathy between class and class, whose influence (in such a heterogeneous
+company as ours) might be of incalculable value in all branches of politics
+and social progress.&nbsp; It would do more than this.&nbsp; If we could
+find some method of making the University a real mother to her sons
+- something beyond a building of class-rooms, a Senatus and a lottery
+of somewhat shabby prizes - we should strike a death-blow at the constrained
+and unnatural attitude of our Society.&nbsp; At present we are not a
+united body, but a loose gathering of individuals, whose inherent attraction
+is allowed to condense them into little knots and coteries.&nbsp; Our
+last snowball riot read us a plain lesson on our condition.&nbsp; There
+was no party spirit - no unity of interests.&nbsp; A few, who were mischievously
+inclined, marched off to the College of Surgeons in a pretentious file;
+but even before they reached their destination the feeble inspiration
+had died out in many, and their numbers were sadly thinned.&nbsp; Some
+followed strange gods in the direction of Drummond Street, and others
+slunk back to meek good-boyism at the feet of the Professors.&nbsp;
+The same is visible in better things.&nbsp; As you send a man to an
+English University that he may have his prejudices rubbed off, you might
+send him to Edinburgh that he may have them ingrained - rendered indelible
+- fostered by sympathy into living principles of his spirit.&nbsp; And
+the reason of it is quite plain.&nbsp; From this absence of University
+feeling it comes that a man&rsquo;s friendships are always the direct
+and immediate results of these very prejudices.&nbsp; A common weakness
+is the best master of ceremonies in our quadrangle: a mutual vice is
+the readiest introduction.&nbsp; The studious associate with the studious
+alone - the dandies with the dandies.&nbsp; There is nothing to force
+them to rub shoulders with the others; and so they grow day by day more
+wedded to their own original opinions and affections.&nbsp; They see
+through the same spectacles continually.&nbsp; All broad sentiments,
+all real catholic humanity expires; and the mind gets gradually stiffened
+into one position - becomes so habituated to a contracted atmosphere,
+that it shudders and withers under the least draught of the free air
+that circulates in the general field of mankind.<br>
+<br>
+Specialism in Society then is, we think, one cause of our present state.&nbsp;
+Specialism in study is another.&nbsp; We doubt whether this has ever
+been a good thing since the world began; but we are sure it is much
+worse now than it was.&nbsp; Formerly, when a man became a specialist,
+it was out of affection for his subject.&nbsp; With a somewhat grand
+devotion he left all the world of Science to follow his true love; and
+he contrived to find that strange pedantic interest which inspired the
+man who<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Settled <i>Hoti&rsquo;s</i> business - let it be -<br>
+Properly based <i>Oun</i> -<br>
+Gave us the doctrine of the enclitic <i>De</i>,<br>
+Dead from the waist down.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Nowadays it is quite different.&nbsp; Our pedantry wants even the saving
+clause of Enthusiasm.&nbsp; The election is now matter of necessity
+and not of choice.&nbsp; Knowledge is now too broad a field for your
+Jack-of-all-Trades; and, from beautifully utilitarian reasons, he makes
+his choice, draws his pen through a dozen branches of study, and behold
+- John the Specialist.&nbsp; That this is the way to be wealthy we shall
+not deny; but we hold that it is <i>not</i> the way to be healthy or
+wise.&nbsp; The whole mind becomes narrowed and circumscribed to one
+&lsquo;punctual spot&rsquo; of knowledge.&nbsp; A rank unhealthy soil
+breeds a harvest of prejudices.&nbsp; Feeling himself above others in
+his one little branch - in the classification of toadstools, or Carthaginian
+history - he waxes great in his own eyes and looks down on others.&nbsp;
+Having all his sympathies educated in one way, they die out in every
+other; and he is apt to remain a peevish, narrow, and intolerant bigot.&nbsp;
+Dilettante is now a term of reproach; but there is a certain form of
+dilettantism to which no one can object.&nbsp; It is this that we want
+among our students.&nbsp; We wish them to abandon no subject until they
+have seen and felt its merit - to act under a general interest in all
+branches of knowledge, not a commercial eagerness to excel in one.<br>
+<br>
+In both these directions our sympathies are constipated.&nbsp; We are
+apostles of our own caste and our own subject of study, instead of being,
+as we should, true men and <i>loving</i> students.&nbsp; Of course both
+of these could be corrected by the students themselves; but this is
+nothing to the purpose: it is more important to ask whether the Senatus
+or the body of alumni could do nothing towards the growth of better
+feeling and wider sentiments.&nbsp; Perhaps in another paper we may
+say something upon this head.<br>
+<br>
+One other word, however, before we have done.&nbsp; What shall we be
+when we grow really old?&nbsp; Of yore, a man was thought to lay on
+restrictions and acquire new deadweight of mournful experience with
+every year, till he looked back on his youth as the very summer of impulse
+and freedom.&nbsp; We please ourselves with thinking that it cannot
+be so with us.&nbsp; We would fain hope that, as we have begun in one
+way, we may end in another; and that when we are in fact the octogenarians
+that we <i>seem</i> at present, there shall be no merrier men on earth.&nbsp;
+It is pleasant to picture us, sunning ourselves in Princes Street of
+a morning, or chirping over our evening cups, with all the merriment
+that we wanted in youth.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER III - DEBATING SOCIETIES<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+A debating society is at first somewhat of a disappointment.&nbsp; You
+do not often find the youthful Demosthenes chewing his pebbles in the
+same room with you; or, even if you do, you will probably think the
+performance little to be admired.&nbsp; As a general rule, the members
+speak shamefully ill.&nbsp; The subjects of debate are heavy; and so
+are the fines.&nbsp; The Ballot Question - oldest of dialectic nightmares
+- is often found astride of a somnolent sederunt.&nbsp; The Greeks and
+Romans, too, are reserved as sort of <i>general-utility</i> men, to
+do all the dirty work of illustration; and they fill as many functions
+as the famous waterfall scene at the &lsquo;Princess&rsquo;s,&rsquo;
+which I found doing duty on one evening as a gorge in Peru, a haunt
+of German robbers, and a peaceful vale in the Scottish borders.&nbsp;
+There is a sad absence of striking argument or real lively discussion.&nbsp;
+Indeed, you feel a growing contempt for your fellow-members; and it
+is not until you rise yourself to hawk and hesitate and sit shamefully
+down again, amid eleemosynary applause, that you begin to find your
+level and value others rightly.&nbsp; Even then, even when failure has
+damped your critical ardour, you will see many things to be laughed
+at in the deportment of your rivals.<br>
+<br>
+Most laughable, perhaps, are your indefatigable strivers after eloquence.&nbsp;
+They are of those who &lsquo;pursue with eagerness the phantoms of hope,&rsquo;
+and who, since they expect that &lsquo;the deficiencies of last sentence
+will be supplied by the next,&rsquo; have been recommended by Dr. Samuel
+Johnson to &lsquo;attend to the History of Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+They are characterised by a hectic hopefulness.&nbsp; Nothing damps
+them.&nbsp; They rise from the ruins of one abortive sentence, to launch
+forth into another with unabated vigour.&nbsp; They have all the manner
+of an orator.&nbsp; From the tone of their voice, you would expect a
+splendid period - and lo! a string of broken-backed, disjointed clauses,
+eked out with stammerings and throat-clearings.&nbsp; They possess the
+art (learned from the pulpit) of rounding an uneuphonious sentence by
+dwelling on a single syllable - of striking a balance in a top-heavy
+period by lengthening out a word into a melancholy quaver.&nbsp; Withal,
+they never cease to hope.&nbsp; Even at last, even when they have exhausted
+all their ideas, even after the would-be peroration has finally refused
+to perorate, they remain upon their feet with their mouths open, waiting
+for some further inspiration, like Chaucer&rsquo;s widow&rsquo;s son
+in the dung-hole, after<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;His throat was kit unto the nekk&eacute; bone,&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+in vain expectation of that seed that was to be laid upon his tongue,
+and give him renewed and clearer utterance.<br>
+<br>
+These men may have something to say, if they could only say it - indeed
+they generally have; but the next class are people who, having nothing
+to say, are cursed with a facility and an unhappy command of words,
+that makes them the prime nuisances of the society they affect.&nbsp;
+They try to cover their absence of matter by an unwholesome vitality
+of delivery.&nbsp; They look triumphantly round the room, as if courting
+applause, after a torrent of diluted truism.&nbsp; They talk in a circle,
+harping on the same dull round of argument, and returning again and
+again to the same remark with the same sprightliness, the same irritating
+appearance of novelty.<br>
+<br>
+After this set, any one is tolerable; so we shall merely hint at a few
+other varieties.&nbsp; There is your man who is pre-eminently conscientious,
+whose face beams with sincerity as he opens on the negative, and who
+votes on the affirmative at the end, looking round the room with an
+air of chastened pride.&nbsp; There is also the irrelevant speaker,
+who rises, emits a joke or two, and then sits down again, without ever
+attempting to tackle the subject of debate.&nbsp; Again, we have men
+who ride pick-a-back on their family reputation, or, if their family
+have none, identify themselves with some well-known statesman, use his
+opinions, and lend him their patronage on all occasions.&nbsp; This
+is a dangerous plan, and serves oftener, I am afraid, to point a difference
+than to adorn a speech.<br>
+<br>
+But alas! a striking failure may be reached without tempting Providence
+by any of these ambitious tricks.&nbsp; Our own stature will be found
+high enough for shame.&nbsp; The success of three simple sentences lures
+us into a fatal parenthesis in the fourth, from whose shut brackets
+we may never disentangle the thread of our discourse.&nbsp; A momentary
+flush tempts us into a quotation; and we may be left helpless in the
+middle of one of Pope&rsquo;s couplets, a white film gathering before
+our eyes, and our kind friends charitably trying to cover our disgrace
+by a feeble round of applause.&nbsp; <i>Amis lecteurs</i>, this is a
+painful topic.&nbsp; It is possible that we too, we, the &lsquo;potent,
+grave, and reverend&rsquo; editor, may have suffered these things, and
+drunk as deep as any of the cup of shameful failure.&nbsp; Let us dwell
+no longer on so delicate a subject.<br>
+<br>
+In spite, however, of these disagreeables, I should recommend any student
+to suffer them with Spartan courage, as the benefits he receives should
+repay him an hundredfold for them all.&nbsp; The life of the debating
+society is a handy antidote to the life of the classroom and quadrangle.&nbsp;
+Nothing could be conceived more excellent as a weapon against many of
+those <i>peccant</i> <i>humours</i> that we have been railing against
+in the jeremiad of our last &lsquo;College Paper&rsquo; - particularly
+in the field of intellect.&nbsp; It is a sad sight to see our heather-scented
+students, our boys of seventeen, coming up to College with determined
+views - <i>rou&eacute;s</i> in speculation - having gauged the vanity
+of philosophy or learned to shun it as the middle-man of heresy - a
+company of determined, deliberate opinionists, not to be moved by all
+the sleights of logic.&nbsp; What have such men to do with study?&nbsp;
+If their minds are made up irrevocably, why burn the &lsquo;studious
+lamp&rsquo; in search of further confirmation?&nbsp; Every set opinion
+I hear a student deliver I feel a certain lowering of my regard.&nbsp;
+He who studies, he who is yet employed in groping for his premises,
+should keep his mind fluent and sensitive, keen to mark flaws, and willing
+to surrender untenable positions.&nbsp; He should keep himself teachable,
+or cease the expensive farce of being taught.&nbsp; It is to further
+this docile spirit that we desire to press the claims of debating societies.&nbsp;
+It is as a means of melting down this museum of premature petrifactions
+into living and impressionable soul that we insist on their utility.&nbsp;
+If we could once prevail on our students to feel no shame in avowing
+an uncertain attitude towards any subject, if we could teach them that
+it was unnecessary for every lad to have his <i>opinionette</i> on every
+topic, we should have gone a far way towards bracing the intellectual
+tone of the coming race of thinkers; and this it is which debating societies
+are so well fitted to perform.<br>
+<br>
+We there meet people of every shade of opinion, and make friends with
+them.&nbsp; We are taught to rail against a man the whole session through,
+and then hob-a-nob with him at the concluding entertainment.&nbsp; We
+find men of talent far exceeding our own, whose conclusions are widely
+different from ours; and we are thus taught to distrust ourselves.&nbsp;
+But the best means of all towards catholicity is that wholesome rule
+which some folk are most inclined to condemn - I mean the law of <i>obliged
+speeches</i>.&nbsp; Your senior member commands; and you must take the
+affirmative or the negative, just as suits his best convenience.&nbsp;
+This tends to the most perfect liberality.&nbsp; It is no good hearing
+the arguments of an opponent, for in good verity you rarely follow them;
+and even if you do take the trouble to listen, it is merely in a captious
+search for weaknesses.&nbsp; This is proved, I fear, in every debate;
+when you hear each speaker arguing out his own prepared <i>sp&eacute;cialit&eacute;</i>
+(he never intended speaking, of course, until some remarks of, etc.),
+arguing out, I say, his own <i>coached-up</i> subject without the least
+attention to what has gone before, as utterly at sea about the drift
+of his adversary&rsquo;s speech as Panurge when he argued with Thaumaste,
+and merely linking his own prelection to the last by a few flippant
+criticisms.&nbsp; Now, as the rule stands, you are saddled with the
+side you disapprove, and so you are forced, by regard for your own fame,
+to argue out, to feel with, to elaborate completely, the case as it
+stands against yourself; and what a fund of wisdom do you not turn up
+in this idle digging of the vineyard!&nbsp; How many new difficulties
+take form before your eyes? how many superannuated arguments cripple
+finally into limbo, under the glance of your enforced eclecticism!<br>
+<br>
+Nor is this the only merit of Debating Societies.&nbsp; They tend also
+to foster taste, and to promote friendship between University men.&nbsp;
+This last, as we have had occasion before to say, is the great requirement
+of our student life; and it will therefore be no waste of time if we
+devote a paragraph to this subject in its connection with Debating Societies.&nbsp;
+At present they partake too much of the nature of a <i>clique</i>.&nbsp;
+Friends propose friends, and mutual friends second them, until the society
+degenerates into a sort of family party.&nbsp; You may confirm old acquaintances,
+but you can rarely make new ones.&nbsp; You find yourself in the atmosphere
+of your own daily intercourse.&nbsp; Now, this is an unfortunate circumstance,
+which it seems to me might readily be rectified.&nbsp; Our Principal
+has shown himself so friendly towards all College improvements that
+I cherish the hope of seeing shortly realised a certain suggestion,
+which is not a new one with me, and which must often have been proposed
+and canvassed heretofore - I mean, a real <i>University Debating Society</i>,
+patronised by the Senatus, presided over by the Professors, to which
+every one might gain ready admittance on sight of his matriculation
+ticket, where it would be a favour and not a necessity to speak, and
+where the obscure student might have another object for attendance besides
+the mere desire to save his fines: to wit, the chance of drawing on
+himself the favourable consideration of his teachers.&nbsp; This would
+be merely following in the good tendency, which has been so noticeable
+during all this session, to increase and multiply student societies
+and clubs of every sort.&nbsp; Nor would it be a matter of much difficulty.&nbsp;
+The united societies would form a nucleus: one of the class-rooms at
+first, and perhaps afterwards the great hall above the library, might
+be the place of meeting.&nbsp; There would be no want of attendance
+or enthusiasm, I am sure; for it is a very different thing to speak
+under the bushel of a private club on the one hand, and, on the other,
+in a public place, where a happy period or a subtle argument may do
+the speaker permanent service in after life.&nbsp; Such a club might
+end, perhaps, by rivalling the &lsquo;Union&rsquo; at Cambridge or the
+&lsquo;Union&rsquo; at Oxford.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER IV - THE PHILOSOPHY OF UMBRELLAS <a name="citation7"></a><a href="#footnote7">{7}</a><br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+It is wonderful to think what a turn has been given to our whole Society
+by the fact that we live under the sign of Aquarius - that our climate
+is essentially wet.&nbsp; A mere arbitrary distinction, like the walking-swords
+of yore, might have remained the symbol of foresight and respectability,
+had not the raw mists and dropping showers of our island pointed the
+inclination of Society to another exponent of those virtues.&nbsp; A
+ribbon of the Legion of Honour or a string of medals may prove a person&rsquo;s
+courage; a title may prove his birth; a professorial chair his study
+and acquirement; but it is the habitual carriage of the umbrella that
+is the stamp of Respectability.&nbsp; The umbrella has become the acknowledged
+index of social position.<br>
+<br>
+Robinson Crusoe presents us with a touching instance of the hankering
+after them inherent in the civilised and educated mind.&nbsp; To the
+superficial, the hot suns of Juan Fernandez may sufficiently account
+for his quaint choice of a luxury; but surely one who had borne the
+hard labour of a seaman under the tropics for all these years could
+have supported an excursion after goats or a peaceful <i>constitutional</i>
+arm in arm with the nude Friday.&nbsp; No, it was not this: the memory
+of a vanished respectability called for some outward manifestation,
+and the result was - an umbrella.&nbsp; A pious castaway might have
+rigged up a belfry and solaced his Sunday mornings with the mimicry
+of church-bells; but Crusoe was rather a moralist than a pietist, and
+his leaf-umbrella is as fine an example of the civilised mind striving
+to express itself under adverse circumstances as we have ever met with.<br>
+<br>
+It is not for nothing, either, that the umbrella has become the very
+foremost badge of modern civilisation - the Urim and Thummim of respectability.&nbsp;
+Its pregnant symbolism has taken its rise in the most natural manner.&nbsp;
+Consider, for a moment, when umbrellas were first introduced into this
+country, what manner of men would use them, and what class would adhere
+to the useless but ornamental cane.&nbsp; The first, without doubt,
+would be the hypochondriacal, out of solicitude for their health, or
+the frugal, out of care for their raiment; the second, it is equally
+plain, would include the fop, the fool, and the Bobadil.&nbsp; Any one
+acquainted with the growth of Society, and knowing out of what small
+seeds of cause are produced great revolutions, and wholly new conditions
+of intercourse, sees from this simple thought how the carriage of an
+umbrella came to indicate frugality, judicious regard for bodily welfare,
+and scorn for mere outward adornment, and, in one word, all those homely
+and solid virtues implied in the term RESPECTABILITY.&nbsp; Not that
+the umbrella&rsquo;s costliness has nothing to do with its great influence.&nbsp;
+Its possession, besides symbolising (as we have already indicated) the
+change from wild Esau to plain Jacob dwelling in tents, implies a certain
+comfortable provision of fortune.&nbsp; It is not every one that can
+expose twenty-six shillings&rsquo; worth of property to so many chances
+of loss and theft.&nbsp; So strongly do we feel on this point, indeed,
+that we are almost inclined to consider all who possess really well-conditioned
+umbrellas as worthy of the Franchise.&nbsp; They have a qualification
+standing in their lobbies; they carry a sufficient stake in the common-weal
+below their arm.&nbsp; One who bears with him an umbrella - such a complicated
+structure of whalebone, of silk, and of cane, that it becomes a very
+microcosm of modern industry - is necessarily a man of peace.&nbsp;
+A half-crown cane may be applied to an offender&rsquo;s head on a very
+moderate provocation; but a six-and-twenty shilling silk is a possession
+too precious to be adventured in the shock of war.<br>
+<br>
+These are but a few glances at how umbrellas (in the general) came to
+their present high estate.&nbsp; But the true Umbrella-Philosopher meets
+with far stranger applications as he goes about the streets.<br>
+<br>
+Umbrellas, like faces, acquire a certain sympathy with the individual
+who carries them: indeed, they are far more capable of betraying his
+trust; for whereas a face is given to us so far ready made, and all
+our power over it is in frowning, and laughing, and grimacing, during
+the first three or four decades of life, each umbrella is selected from
+a whole shopful, as being most consonant to the purchaser&rsquo;s disposition.&nbsp;
+An undoubted power of diagnosis rests with the practised Umbrella-Philosopher.&nbsp;
+O you who lisp, and amble, and change the fashion of your countenances
+- you who conceal all these, how little do you think that you left a
+proof of your weakness in our umbrella-stand - that even now, as you
+shake out the folds to meet the thickening snow, we read in its ivory
+handle the outward and visible sign of your snobbery, or from the exposed
+gingham of its cover detect, through coat and waistcoat, the hidden
+hypocrisy of the &lsquo;<i>dickey</i>&rsquo;!&nbsp; But alas! even the
+umbrella is no certain criterion.&nbsp; The falsity and the folly of
+the human race have degraded that graceful symbol to the ends of dishonesty;
+and while some umbrellas, from carelessness in selection, are not strikingly
+characteristic (for it is only in what a man loves that he displays
+his real nature), others, from certain prudential motives, are chosen
+directly opposite to the person&rsquo;s disposition.&nbsp; A mendacious
+umbrella is a sign of great moral degradation.&nbsp; Hypocrisy naturally
+shelters itself below a silk; while the fast youth goes to visit his
+religious friends armed with the decent and reputable gingham.&nbsp;
+May it not be said of the bearers of these inappropriate umbrellas that
+they go about the streets &lsquo;with a lie in their right hand&rsquo;?<br>
+<br>
+The kings of Siam, as we read, besides having a graduated social scale
+of umbrellas (which was a good thing), prevented the great bulk of their
+subjects from having any at all, which was certainly a bad thing.&nbsp;
+We should be sorry to believe that this Eastern legislator was a fool
+- the idea of an aristocracy of umbrellas is too philosophic to have
+originated in a nobody - and we have accordingly taken exceeding pains
+to find out the reason of this harsh restriction.&nbsp; We think we
+have succeeded; but, while admiring the principle at which he aimed,
+and while cordially recognising in the Siamese potentate the only man
+before ourselves who had taken a real grasp of the umbrella, we must
+be allowed to point out how unphilosophically the great man acted in
+this particular.&nbsp; His object, plainly, was to prevent any unworthy
+persons from bearing the sacred symbol of domestic virtues.&nbsp; We
+cannot excuse his limiting these virtues to the circle of his court.&nbsp;
+We must only remember that such was the feeling of the age in which
+he lived.&nbsp; Liberalism had not yet raised the war-cry of the working
+classes.&nbsp; But here was his mistake: it was a needless regulation.&nbsp;
+Except in a very few cases of hypocrisy joined to a powerful intellect,
+men, not by nature <i>umbrellarians</i>, have tried again and again
+to become so by art, and yet have failed - have expended their patrimony
+in the purchase of umbrella after umbrella, and yet have systematically
+lost them, and have finally, with contrite spirits and shrunken purses,
+given up their vain struggle, and relied on theft and borrowing for
+the remainder of their lives.&nbsp; This is the most remarkable fact
+that we have had occasion to notice; and yet we challenge the candid
+reader to call it in question.&nbsp; Now, as there cannot be any <i>moral
+selection</i> in a mere dead piece of furniture - as the umbrella cannot
+be supposed to have an affinity for individual men equal and reciprocal
+to that which men certainly feel toward individual umbrellas - we took
+the trouble of consulting a scientific friend as to whether there was
+any possible physical explanation of the phenomenon.&nbsp; He was unable
+to supply a plausible theory, or even hypothesis; but we extract from
+his letter the following interesting passage relative to the physical
+peculiarities of umbrellas: &lsquo;Not the least important, and by far
+the most curious property of the umbrella, is the energy which it displays
+in affecting the atmospheric strata.&nbsp; There is no fact in meteorology
+better established - indeed, it is almost the only one on which meteorologists
+are agreed - than that the carriage of an umbrella produces desiccation
+of the air; while if it be left at home, aqueous vapour is largely produced,
+and is soon deposited in the form of rain.&nbsp; No theory,&rsquo; my
+friend continues, &lsquo;competent to explain this hygrometric law has
+been given (as far as I am aware) by Herschel, Dove, Glaisher, Tait,
+Buchan, or any other writer; nor do I pretend to supply the defect.&nbsp;
+I venture, however, to throw out the conjecture that it will be ultimately
+found to belong to the same class of natural laws as that agreeable
+to which a slice of toast always descends with the buttered surface
+downwards.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+But it is time to draw to a close.&nbsp; We could expatiate much longer
+upon this topic, but want of space constrains us to leave unfinished
+these few desultory remarks - slender contributions towards a subject
+which has fallen sadly backward, and which, we grieve to say, was better
+understood by the king of Siam in 1686 than by all the philosophers
+of to-day.&nbsp; If, however, we have awakened in any rational mind
+an interest in the symbolism of umbrellas - in any generous heart a
+more complete sympathy with the dumb companion of his daily walk - or
+in any grasping spirit a pure notion of respectability strong enough
+to make him expend his six-and-twenty shillings - we shall have deserved
+well of the world, to say nothing of the many industrious persons employed
+in the manufacture of the article.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER V - THE PHILOSOPHY OF NOMENCLATURE<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;How many Caesars and Pompeys, by mere inspirations of the names,
+have been rendered worthy of them?&nbsp; And how many are there, who
+might have done exceeding well in the world, had not their characters
+and spirits been totally depressed and Nicodemus&rsquo;d into nothing?&rsquo;
+- <i>Tristram</i> <i>Shandy</i>, vol. I. chap xix.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Such were the views of the late Walter Shandy, Esq., Turkey merchant.&nbsp;
+To the best of my belief, Mr. Shandy is the first who fairly pointed
+out the incalculable influence of nomenclature upon the whole life -
+who seems first to have recognised the one child, happy in an heroic
+appellation, soaring upwards on the wings of fortune, and the other,
+like the dead sailor in his shotted hammock, haled down by sheer weight
+of name into the abysses of social failure.&nbsp; Solomon possibly had
+his eye on some such theory when he said that &lsquo;a good name is
+better than precious ointment&rsquo;; and perhaps we may trace a similar
+spirit in the compilers of the English Catechism, and the affectionate
+interest with which they linger round the catechumen&rsquo;s name at
+the very threshold of their work.&nbsp; But, be these as they may, I
+think no one can censure me for appending, in pursuance of the expressed
+wish of his son, the Turkey merchant&rsquo;s name to his system, and
+pronouncing, without further preface, a short epitome of the &lsquo;Shandean
+Philosophy of Nomenclature.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+To begin, then: the influence of our name makes itself felt from the
+very cradle.&nbsp; As a schoolboy I remember the pride with which I
+hailed Robin Hood, Robert Bruce, and Robert le Diable as my name-fellows;
+and the feeling of sore disappointment that fell on my heart when I
+found a freebooter or a general who did not share with me a single one
+of my numerous <i>praenomina</i>.&nbsp; Look at the delight with which
+two children find they have the same name.&nbsp; They are friends from
+that moment forth; they have a bond of union stronger than exchange
+of nuts and sweetmeats.&nbsp; This feeling, I own, wears off in later
+life.&nbsp; Our names lose their freshness and interest, become trite
+and indifferent.&nbsp; But this, dear reader, is merely one of the sad
+effects of those &lsquo;shades of the prison-house&rsquo; which come
+gradually betwixt us and nature with advancing years; it affords no
+weapon against the philosophy of names.<br>
+<br>
+In after life, although we fail to trace its working, that name which
+careless godfathers lightly applied to your unconscious infancy will
+have been moulding your character, and influencing with irresistible
+power the whole course of your earthly fortunes.&nbsp; But the last
+name, overlooked by Mr. Shandy, is no whit less important as a condition
+of success.&nbsp; Family names, we must recollect, are but inherited
+nicknames; and if the <i>sobriquet</i> were applicable to the ancestor,
+it is most likely applicable to the descendant also.&nbsp; You would
+not expect to find Mr. M&rsquo;Phun acting as a mute, or Mr. M&rsquo;Lumpha
+excelling as a professor of dancing.&nbsp; Therefore, in what follows,
+we shall consider names, independent of whether they are first or last.&nbsp;
+And to begin with, look what a pull <i>Cromwell</i> had over <i>Pym</i>
+- the one name full of a resonant imperialism, the other, mean, pettifogging,
+and unheroic to a degree.&nbsp; Who would expect eloquence from <i>Pym</i>
+- who would read poems by <i>Pym</i> - who would bow to the opinion
+of <i>Pym</i>?&nbsp; He might have been a dentist, but he should never
+have aspired to be a statesman.&nbsp; I can only wonder that he succeeded
+as he did.&nbsp; Pym and Habakkuk stand first upon the roll of men who
+have triumphed, by sheer force of genius, over the most unfavourable
+appellations.&nbsp; But even these have suffered; and, had they been
+more fitly named, the one might have been Lord Protector, and the other
+have shared the laurels with Isaiah.&nbsp; In this matter we must not
+forget that all our great poets have borne great names.&nbsp; Chaucer,
+Spenser, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope, Wordsworth, Shelley - what a constellation
+of lordly words!&nbsp; Not a single common-place name among them - not
+a Brown, not a Jones, not a Robinson; they are all names that one would
+stop and look at on a door-plate.&nbsp; Now, imagine if <i>Pepys</i>
+had tried to clamber somehow into the enclosure of poetry, what a blot
+would that word have made upon the list!&nbsp; The thing was impossible.&nbsp;
+In the first place a certain natural consciousness that men would have
+held him down to the level of his name, would have prevented him from
+rising above the Pepsine standard, and so haply withheld him altogether
+from attempting verse.&nbsp; Next, the booksellers would refuse to publish,
+and the world to read them, on the mere evidence of the fatal appellation.&nbsp;
+And now, before I close this section, I must say one word as to <i>punnable</i>
+names, names that stand alone, that have a significance and life apart
+from him that bears them.&nbsp; These are the bitterest of all.&nbsp;
+One friend of mine goes bowed and humbled through life under the weight
+of this misfortune; for it is an awful thing when a man&rsquo;s name
+is a joke, when he cannot be mentioned without exciting merriment, and
+when even the intimation of his death bids fair to carry laughter into
+many a home.<br>
+<br>
+So much for people who are badly named.&nbsp; Now for people who are
+<i>too</i> well named, who go top-heavy from the font, who are baptized
+into a false position, and find themselves beginning life eclipsed under
+the fame of some of the great ones of the past.&nbsp; A man, for instance,
+called William Shakespeare could never dare to write plays.&nbsp; He
+is thrown into too humbling an apposition with the author of <i>Hamlet</i>.&nbsp;
+Its own name coming after is such an anti-climax.&nbsp; &lsquo;The plays
+of William Shakespeare&rsquo;? says the reader - &lsquo;O no!&nbsp;
+The plays of William Shakespeare Cockerill,&rsquo; and he throws the
+book aside.&nbsp; In wise pursuance of such views, Mr. John Milton Hengler,
+who not long since delighted us in this favoured town, has never attempted
+to write an epic, but has chosen a new path, and has excelled upon the
+tight-rope.&nbsp; A marked example of triumph over this is the case
+of Mr. Dante Gabriel Rossetti.&nbsp; On the face of the matter, I should
+have advised him to imitate the pleasing modesty of the last-named gentleman,
+and confine his ambition to the sawdust.&nbsp; But Mr. Rossetti has
+triumphed.&nbsp; He has even dared to translate from his mighty name-father;
+and the voice of fame supports him in his boldness.<br>
+<br>
+Dear readers, one might write a year upon this matter.&nbsp; A lifetime
+of comparison and research could scarce suffice for its elucidation.&nbsp;
+So here, if it please you, we shall let it rest.&nbsp; Slight as these
+notes have been, I would that the great founder of the system had been
+alive to see them.&nbsp; How he had warmed and brightened, how his persuasive
+eloquence would have fallen on the ears of Toby; and what a letter of
+praise and sympathy would not the editor have received before the month
+was out!&nbsp; Alas, the thing was not to be.&nbsp; Walter Shandy died
+and was duly buried, while yet his theory lay forgotten and neglected
+by his fellow-countrymen.&nbsp; But, reader, the day will come, I hope,
+when a paternal government will stamp out, as seeds of national weakness,
+all depressing patronymics, and when godfathers and godmothers will
+soberly and earnestly debate the interest of the nameless one, and not
+rush blindfold to the christening.&nbsp; In these days there shall be
+written a &lsquo;Godfather&rsquo;s Assistant,&rsquo; in shape of a dictionary
+of names, with their concomitant virtues and vices; and this book shall
+be scattered broadcast through the land, and shall be on the table of
+every one eligible for godfathership, until such a thing as a vicious
+or untoward appellation shall have ceased from off the face of the earth.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CRITICISMS<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER I - LORD LYTTON&rsquo;S &lsquo;FABLES IN SONG&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+It seems as if Lord Lytton, in this new book of his, had found the form
+most natural to his talent.&nbsp; In some ways, indeed, it may be held
+inferior to <i>Chronicles</i> <i>and Characters</i>; we look in vain
+for anything like the terrible intensity of the night-scene in <i>Irene</i>,
+or for any such passages of massive and memorable writing as appeared,
+here and there, in the earlier work, and made it not altogether unworthy
+of its model, Hugo&rsquo;s <i>Legend of the Ages</i>.&nbsp; But it becomes
+evident, on the most hasty retrospect, that this earlier work was a
+step on the way towards the later.&nbsp; It seems as if the author had
+been feeling about for his definite medium, and was already, in the
+language of the child&rsquo;s game, growing hot.&nbsp; There are many
+pieces in <i>Chronicles</i> <i>and Characters</i> that might be detached
+from their original setting, and embodied, as they stand, among the
+<i>Fables in Song.<br>
+<br>
+</i>For the term Fable is not very easy to define rigorously.&nbsp;
+In the most typical form some moral precept is set forth by means of
+a conception purely fantastic, and usually somewhat trivial into the
+bargain; there is something playful about it, that will not support
+a very exacting criticism, and the lesson must be apprehended by the
+fancy at half a hint.&nbsp; Such is the great mass of the old stories
+of wise animals or foolish men that have amused our childhood.&nbsp;
+But we should expect the fable, in company with other and more important
+literary forms, to be more and more loosely, or at least largely, comprehended
+as time went on, and so to degenerate in conception from this original
+type.&nbsp; That depended for much of its piquancy on the very fact
+that it was fantastic: the point of the thing lay in a sort of humorous
+inappropriateness; and it is natural enough that pleasantry of this
+description should become less common, as men learn to suspect some
+serious analogy underneath.&nbsp; Thus a comical story of an ape touches
+us quite differently after the proposition of Mr. Darwin&rsquo;s theory.&nbsp;
+Moreover, there lay, perhaps, at the bottom of this primitive sort of
+fable, a humanity, a tenderness of rough truths; so that at the end
+of some story, in which vice or folly had met with its destined punishment,
+the fabulist might be able to assure his auditors, as we have often
+to assure tearful children on the like occasions, that they may dry
+their eyes, for none of it was true.<br>
+<br>
+But this benefit of fiction becomes lost with more sophisticated hearers
+and authors: a man is no longer the dupe of his own artifice, and cannot
+deal playfully with truths that are a matter of bitter concern to him
+in his life.&nbsp; And hence, in the progressive centralisation of modern
+thought, we should expect the old form of fable to fall gradually into
+desuetude, and be gradually succeeded by another, which is a fable in
+all points except that it is not altogether fabulous.&nbsp; And this
+new form, such as we should expect, and such as we do indeed find, still
+presents the essential character of brevity; as in any other fable also,
+there is, underlying and animating the brief action, a moral idea; and
+as in any other fable, the object is to bring this home to the reader
+through the intellect rather than through the feelings; so that, without
+being very deeply moved or interested by the characters of the piece,
+we should recognise vividly the hinges on which the little plot revolves.&nbsp;
+But the fabulist now seeks analogies where before he merely sought humorous
+situations.&nbsp; There will be now a logical nexus between the moral
+expressed and the machinery employed to express it.&nbsp; The machinery,
+in fact, as this change is developed, becomes less and less fabulous.&nbsp;
+We find ourselves in presence of quite a serious, if quite a miniature
+division of creative literature; and sometimes we have the lesson embodied
+in a sober, everyday narration, as in the parables of the New Testament,
+and sometimes merely the statement or, at most, the collocation of significant
+facts in life, the reader being left to resolve for himself the vague,
+troublesome, and not yet definitely moral sentiment which has been thus
+created.&nbsp; And step by step with the development of this change,
+yet another is developed: the moral tends to become more indeterminate
+and large.&nbsp; It ceases to be possible to append it, in a tag, to
+the bottom of the piece, as one might write the name below a caricature;
+and the fable begins to take rank with all other forms of creative literature,
+as something too ambitious, in spite of its miniature dimensions, to
+be resumed in any succinct formula without the loss of all that is deepest
+and most suggestive in it.<br>
+<br>
+Now it is in this widest sense that Lord Lytton understands the term;
+there are examples in his two pleasant volumes of all the forms already
+mentioned, and even of another which can only be admitted among fables
+by the utmost possible leniency of construction.&nbsp; &lsquo;Composure,&rsquo;
+&lsquo;Et Caetera,&rsquo; and several more, are merely similes poetically
+elaborated.&nbsp; So, too, is the pathetic story of the grandfather
+and grandchild: the child, having treasured away an icicle and forgotten
+it for ten minutes, comes back to find it already nearly melted, and
+no longer beautiful: at the same time, the grandfather has just remembered
+and taken out a bundle of love-letters, which he too had stored away
+in years gone by, and then long neglected; and, behold! the letters
+are as faded and sorrowfully disappointing as the icicle.&nbsp; This
+is merely a simile poetically worked out; and yet it is in such as these,
+and some others, to be mentioned further on, that the author seems at
+his best.&nbsp; Wherever he has really written after the old model,
+there is something to be deprecated: in spite of all the spirit and
+freshness, in spite of his happy assumption of that cheerful acceptation
+of things as they are, which, rightly or wrongly, we come to attribute
+to the ideal fabulist, there is ever a sense as of something a little
+out of place.&nbsp; A form of literature so very innocent and primitive
+looks a little over-written in Lord Lytton&rsquo;s conscious and highly-coloured
+style.&nbsp; It may be bad taste, but sometimes we should prefer a few
+sentences of plain prose narration, and a little Bewick by way of tail-piece.&nbsp;
+So that it is not among those fables that conform most nearly to the
+old model, but one had nearly said among those that most widely differ
+from it, that we find the most satisfactory examples of the author&rsquo;s
+manner.<br>
+<br>
+In the mere matter of ingenuity, the metaphysical fables are the most
+remarkable; such as that of the windmill who imagined that it was he
+who raised the wind; or that of the grocer&rsquo;s balance (&lsquo;Cogito
+ergo sum&rsquo;) who considered himself endowed with free-will, reason,
+and an infallible practical judgment; until, one fine day, the police
+made a descent upon the shop, and find the weights false and the scales
+unequal; and the whole thing is broken up for old iron.&nbsp; Capital
+fables, also, in the same ironical spirit, are &lsquo;Prometheus Unbound,&rsquo;
+the tale of the vainglorying of a champagne-cork, and &lsquo;Teleology,&rsquo;
+where a nettle justifies the ways of God to nettles while all goes well
+with it, and, upon a change of luck, promptly changes its divinity.<br>
+<br>
+In all these there is still plenty of the fabulous if you will, although,
+even here, there may be two opinions possible; but there is another
+group, of an order of merit perhaps still higher, where we look in vain
+for any such playful liberties with Nature.&nbsp; Thus we have &lsquo;Conservation
+of Force&rsquo;; where a musician, thinking of a certain picture, improvises
+in the twilight; a poet, hearing the music, goes home inspired, and
+writes a poem; and then a painter, under the influence of this poem,
+paints another picture, thus lineally descended from the first.&nbsp;
+This is fiction, but not what we have been used to call fable.&nbsp;
+We miss the incredible element, the point of audacity with which the
+fabulist was wont to mock at his readers.&nbsp; And still more so is
+this the case with others.&nbsp; &lsquo;The Horse and the Fly&rsquo;
+states one of the unanswerable problems of life in quite a realistic
+and straightforward way.&nbsp; A fly startles a cab-horse, the coach
+is overset; a newly-married pair within and the driver, a man with a
+wife and family, are all killed.&nbsp; The horse continues to gallop
+off in the loose traces, and ends the tragedy by running over an only
+child; and there is some little pathetic detail here introduced in the
+telling, that makes the reader&rsquo;s indignation very white-hot against
+some one.&nbsp; It remains to be seen who that some one is to be: the
+fly?&nbsp; Nay, but on closer inspection, it appears that the fly, actuated
+by maternal instinct, was only seeking a place for her eggs: is maternal
+instinct, then, &lsquo;sole author of these mischiefs all&rsquo;?&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Who&rsquo;s in the Right?&rsquo; one of the best fables in the
+book, is somewhat in the same vein.&nbsp; After a battle has been won,
+a group of officers assemble inside a battery, and debate together who
+should have the honour of the success; the Prince, the general staff,
+the cavalry, the engineer who posted the battery in which they then
+stand talking, are successively named: the sergeant, who pointed the
+guns, sneers to himself at the mention of the engineer; and, close by,
+the gunner, who had applied the match, passes away with a smile of triumph,
+since it was through his hand that the victorious blow had been dealt.&nbsp;
+Meanwhile, the cannon claims the honour over the gunner; the cannon-ball,
+who actually goes forth on the dread mission, claims it over the cannon,
+who remains idly behind; the powder reminds the cannon-ball that, but
+for him, it would still be lying on the arsenal floor; and the match
+caps the discussion; powder, cannon-ball, and cannon would be all equally
+vain and ineffectual without fire.&nbsp; Just then there comes on a
+shower of rain, which wets the powder and puts out the match, and completes
+this lesson of dependence, by indicating the negative conditions which
+are as necessary for any effect, in their absence, as is the presence
+of this great fraternity of positive conditions, not any one of which
+can claim priority over any other.&nbsp; But the fable does not end
+here, as perhaps, in all logical strictness, it should.&nbsp; It wanders
+off into a discussion as to which is the truer greatness, that of the
+vanquished fire or that of the victorious rain.&nbsp; And the speech
+of the rain is charming:<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Lo, with my little drops I bless again<br>
+And beautify the fields which thou didst blast!<br>
+Rend, wither, waste, and ruin, what thou wilt,<br>
+But call not Greatness what the Gods call Guilt.<br>
+Blossoms and grass from blood in battle spilt,<br>
+And poppied corn, I bring.<br>
+&lsquo;Mid mouldering Babels, to oblivion built,<br>
+My violets spring.<br>
+Little by little my small drops have strength<br>
+To deck with green delights the grateful earth.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+And so forth, not quite germane (it seems to me) to the matter in hand,
+but welcome for its own sake.<br>
+<br>
+Best of all are the fables that deal more immediately with the emotions.&nbsp;
+There is, for instance, that of &lsquo;The Two Travellers,&rsquo; which
+is profoundly moving in conception, although by no means as well written
+as some others.&nbsp; In this, one of the two, fearfully frost-bitten,
+saves his life out of the snow at the cost of all that was comely in
+his body; just as, long before, the other, who has now quietly resigned
+himself to death, had violently freed himself from Love at the cost
+of all that was finest and fairest in his character.&nbsp; Very graceful
+and sweet is the fable (if so it should be called) in which the author
+sings the praises of that &lsquo;kindly perspective,&rsquo; which lets
+a wheat-stalk near the eye cover twenty leagues of distant country,
+and makes the humble circle about a man&rsquo;s hearth more to him than
+all the possibilities of the external world.&nbsp; The companion fable
+to this is also excellent.&nbsp; It tells us of a man who had, all his
+life through, entertained a passion for certain blue hills on the far
+horizon, and had promised himself to travel thither ere he died, and
+become familiar with these distant friends.&nbsp; At last, in some political
+trouble, he is banished to the very place of his dreams.&nbsp; He arrives
+there overnight, and, when he rises and goes forth in the morning, there
+sure enough are the blue hills, only now they have changed places with
+him, and smile across to him, distant as ever, from the old home whence
+he has come.&nbsp; Such a story might have been very cynically treated;
+but it is not so done, the whole tone is kindly and consolatory, and
+the disenchanted man submissively takes the lesson, and understands
+that things far away are to be loved for their own sake, and that the
+unattainable is not truly unattainable, when we can make the beauty
+of it our own.&nbsp; Indeed, throughout all these two volumes, though
+there is much practical scepticism, and much irony on abstract questions,
+this kindly and consolatory spirit is never absent.&nbsp; There is much
+that is cheerful and, after a sedate, fireside fashion, hopeful.&nbsp;
+No one will be discouraged by reading the book; but the ground of all
+this hopefulness and cheerfulness remains to the end somewhat vague.&nbsp;
+It does not seem to arise from any practical belief in the future either
+of the individual or the race, but rather from the profound personal
+contentment of the writer.&nbsp; This is, I suppose, all we must look
+for in the case.&nbsp; It is as much as we can expect, if the fabulist
+shall prove a shrewd and cheerful fellow-wayfarer, one with whom the
+world does not seem to have gone much amiss, but who has yet laughingly
+learned something of its evil.&nbsp; It will depend much, of course,
+upon our own character and circumstances, whether the encounter will
+be agreeable and bracing to the spirits, or offend us as an ill-timed
+mockery.&nbsp; But where, as here, there is a little tincture of bitterness
+along with the good-nature, where it is plainly not the humour of a
+man cheerfully ignorant, but of one who looks on, tolerant and superior
+and smilingly attentive, upon the good and bad of our existence, it
+will go hardly if we do not catch some reflection of the same spirit
+to help us on our way.&nbsp; There is here no impertinent and lying
+proclamation of peace - none of the cheap optimism of the well-to-do;
+what we find here is a view of life that would be even grievous, were
+it not enlivened with this abiding cheerfulness, and ever and anon redeemed
+by a stroke of pathos.<br>
+<br>
+It is natural enough, I suppose, that we should find wanting in this
+book some of the intenser qualities of the author&rsquo;s work; and
+their absence is made up for by much happy description after a quieter
+fashion.&nbsp; The burst of jubilation over the departure of the snow,
+which forms the prelude to &lsquo;The Thistle,&rsquo; is full of spirit
+and of pleasant images.&nbsp; The speech of the forest in &lsquo;Sans
+Souci&rsquo; is inspired by a beautiful sentiment for nature of the
+modern sort, and pleases us more, I think, as poetry should please us,
+than anything in <i>Chronicles and Characters</i>.&nbsp; There are some
+admirable felicities of expression here and there; as that of the hill,
+whose summit<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&lsquo;Did print<br>
+The azure air with pines.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Moreover, I do not recollect in the author&rsquo;s former work any symptom
+of that sympathetic treatment of still life, which is noticeable now
+and again in the fables; and perhaps most noticeably, when he sketches
+the burned letters as they hover along the gusty flue, &lsquo;Thin,
+sable veils, wherein a restless spark Yet trembled.&rsquo;&nbsp; But
+the description is at its best when the subjects are unpleasant, or
+even grisly.&nbsp; There are a few capital lines in this key on the
+last spasm of the battle before alluded to.&nbsp; Surely nothing could
+be better, in its own way, than the fish in &lsquo;The Last Cruise of
+the Arrogant,&rsquo; &lsquo;the shadowy, side-faced, silent things,&rsquo;
+that come butting and staring with lidless eyes at the sunken steam-engine.&nbsp;
+And although, in yet another, we are told, pleasantly enough, how the
+water went down into the valleys, where it set itself gaily to saw wood,
+and on into the plains, where it would soberly carry grain to town;
+yet the real strength of the fable is when it dealt with the shut pool
+in which certain unfortunate raindrops are imprisoned among slugs and
+snails, and in the company of an old toad.&nbsp; The sodden contentment
+of the fallen acorn is strangely significant; and it is astonishing
+how unpleasantly we are startled by the appearance of her horrible lover,
+the maggot.<br>
+<br>
+And now for a last word, about the style.&nbsp; This is not easy to
+criticise.&nbsp; It is impossible to deny to it rapidity, spirit, and
+a full sound; the lines are never lame, and the sense is carried forward
+with an uninterrupted, impetuous rush.&nbsp; But it is not equal.&nbsp;
+After passages of really admirable versification, the author falls back
+upon a sort of loose, cavalry manner, not unlike the style of some of
+Mr. Browning&rsquo;s minor pieces, and almost inseparable from wordiness,
+and an easy acceptation of somewhat cheap finish.&nbsp; There is nothing
+here of that compression which is the note of a really sovereign style.&nbsp;
+It is unfair, perhaps, to set a not remarkable passage from Lord Lytton
+side by side with one of the signal masterpieces of another, and a very
+perfect poet; and yet it is interesting, when we see how the portraiture
+of a dog, detailed through thirty odd lines, is frittered down and finally
+almost lost in the mere laxity of the style, to compare it with the
+clear, simple, vigorous delineation that Burns, in four couplets, has
+given us of the ploughman&rsquo;s collie.&nbsp; It is interesting, at
+first, and then it becomes a little irritating; for when we think of
+other passages so much more finished and adroit, we cannot help feeling,
+that with a little more ardour after perfection of form, criticism would
+have found nothing left for her to censure.&nbsp; A similar mark of
+precipitate work is the number of adjectives tumultuously heaped together,
+sometimes to help out the sense, and sometimes (as one cannot but suspect)
+to help out the sound of the verses.&nbsp; I do not believe, for instance,
+that Lord Lytton himself would defend the lines in which we are told
+how Laoco&ouml;n &lsquo;Revealed to Roman crowds, now <i>Christian</i>
+grown, That <i>Pagan</i> anguish which, in <i>Parian</i> stone, The
+<i>Rhodian</i> artist,&rsquo; and so on.&nbsp; It is not only that this
+is bad in itself; but that it is unworthy of the company in which it
+is found; that such verses should not have appeared with the name of
+a good versifier like Lord Lytton.&nbsp; We must take exception, also,
+in conclusion, to the excess of alliteration.&nbsp; Alliteration is
+so liable to be abused that we can scarcely be too sparing of it; and
+yet it is a trick that seems to grow upon the author with years.&nbsp;
+It is a pity to see fine verses, such as some in &lsquo;Demos,&rsquo;
+absolutely spoiled by the recurrence of one wearisome consonant.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER II - SALVINI&rsquo;S MACBETH<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Salvini closed his short visit to Edinburgh by a performance of <i>Macbeth</i>.&nbsp;
+It was, perhaps, from a sentiment of local colour that he chose to play
+the Scottish usurper for the first time before Scotsmen; and the audience
+were not insensible of the privilege.&nbsp; Few things, indeed, can
+move a stronger interest than to see a great creation taking shape for
+the first time.&nbsp; If it is not purely artistic, the sentiment is
+surely human.&nbsp; And the thought that you are before all the world,
+and have the start of so many others as eager as yourself, at least
+keeps you in a more unbearable suspense before the curtain rises, if
+it does not enhance the delight with which you follow the performance
+and see the actor &lsquo;bend up each corporal agent&rsquo; to realise
+a masterpiece of a few hours&rsquo; duration.&nbsp; With a player so
+variable as Salvini, who trusts to the feelings of the moment for so
+much detail, and who, night after night, does the same thing differently
+but always well, it can never be safe to pass judgment after a single
+hearing.&nbsp; And this is more particularly true of last week&rsquo;s
+<i>Macbeth</i>; for the whole third act was marred by a grievously humorous
+misadventure.&nbsp; Several minutes too soon the ghost of Banquo joined
+the party, and after having sat helpless a while at a table, was ignominiously
+withdrawn.&nbsp; Twice was this ghostly Jack-in-the-box obtruded on
+the stage before his time; twice removed again; and yet he showed so
+little hurry when he was really wanted, that, after an awkward pause,
+Macbeth had to begin his apostrophe to empty air.&nbsp; The arrival
+of the belated spectre in the middle, with a jerk that made him nod
+all over, was the last accident in the chapter, and worthily topped
+the whole.&nbsp; It may be imagined how lamely matters went throughout
+these cross purposes.<br>
+<br>
+In spite of this, and some other hitches, Salvini&rsquo;s Macbeth had
+an emphatic success.&nbsp; The creation is worthy of a place beside
+the same artist&rsquo;s Othello and Hamlet.&nbsp; It is the simplest
+and most unsympathetic of the three; but the absence of the finer lineaments
+of Hamlet is redeemed by gusto, breadth, and a headlong unity.&nbsp;
+Salvini sees nothing great in Macbeth beyond the royalty of muscle,
+and that courage which comes of strong and copious circulation.&nbsp;
+The moral smallness of the man is insisted on from the first, in the
+shudder of uncontrollable jealousy with which he sees Duncan embracing
+Banquo.&nbsp; He may have some northern poetry of speech, but he has
+not much logical understanding.&nbsp; In his dealings with the supernatural
+powers he is like a savage with his fetich, trusting them beyond bounds
+while all goes well, and whenever he is crossed, casting his belief
+aside and calling &lsquo;fate into the list.&rsquo;&nbsp; For his wife,
+he is little more than an agent, a frame of bone and sinew for her fiery
+spirit to command.&nbsp; The nature of his feeling towards her is rendered
+with a most precise and delicate touch.&nbsp; He always yields to the
+woman&rsquo;s fascination; and yet his caresses (and we know how much
+meaning Salvini can give to a caress) are singularly hard and unloving.&nbsp;
+Sometimes he lays his hand on her as he might take hold of any one who
+happened to be nearest to him at a moment of excitement.&nbsp; Love
+has fallen out of this marriage by the way, and left a curious friendship.&nbsp;
+Only once - at the very moment when she is showing herself so little
+a woman and so much a high-spirited man - only once is he very deeply
+stirred towards her; and that finds expression in the strange and horrible
+transport of admiration, doubly strange and horrible on Salvini&rsquo;s
+lips - &lsquo;Bring forth men-children only!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+The murder scene, as was to be expected, pleased the audience best.&nbsp;
+Macbeth&rsquo;s voice, in the talk with his wife, was a thing not to
+be forgotten; and when he spoke of his hangman&rsquo;s hands he seemed
+to have blood in his utterance.&nbsp; Never for a moment, even in the
+very article of the murder, does he possess his own soul.&nbsp; He is
+a man on wires.&nbsp; From first to last it is an exhibition of hideous
+cowardice.&nbsp; For, after all, it is not here, but in broad daylight,
+with the exhilaration of conflict, where he can assure himself at every
+blow he has the longest sword and the heaviest hand, that this man&rsquo;s
+physical bravery can keep him up; he is an unwieldy ship, and needs
+plenty of way on before he will steer.<br>
+<br>
+In the banquet scene, while the first murderer gives account of what
+he has done, there comes a flash of truculent joy at the &lsquo;twenty
+trench&egrave;d gashes&rsquo; on Banquo&rsquo;s head.&nbsp; Thus Macbeth
+makes welcome to his imagination those very details of physical horror
+which are so soon to turn sour in him.&nbsp; As he runs out to embrace
+these cruel circumstances, as he seeks to realise to his mind&rsquo;s
+eye the reassuring spectacle of his dead enemy, he is dressing out the
+phantom to terrify himself; and his imagination, playing the part of
+justice, is to &lsquo;commend to his own lips the ingredients of his
+poisoned chalice.&rsquo;&nbsp; With the recollection of Hamlet and his
+father&rsquo;s spirit still fresh upon him, and the holy awe with which
+that good man encountered things not dreamt of in his philosophy, it
+was not possible to avoid looking for resemblances between the two apparitions
+and the two men haunted.&nbsp; But there are none to be found.&nbsp;
+Macbeth has a purely physical dislike for Banquo&rsquo;s spirit and
+the &lsquo;twenty trench&egrave;d gashes.&rsquo;&nbsp; He is afraid
+of he knows not what.&nbsp; He is abject, and again blustering.&nbsp;
+In the end he so far forgets himself, his terror, and the nature of
+what is before him, that he rushes upon it as he would upon a man.&nbsp;
+When his wife tells him he needs repose, there is something really childish
+in the way he looks about the room, and, seeing nothing, with an expression
+of almost sensual relief, plucks up heart enough to go to bed.&nbsp;
+And what is the upshot of the visitation?&nbsp; It is written in Shakespeare,
+but should be read with the commentary of Salvini&rsquo;s voice and
+expression:- &lsquo;O!<i> siam nell&rsquo; opra ancor fanciulli</i>&rsquo;
+-&nbsp; &lsquo;We are yet but young in deed.&rsquo;&nbsp; Circle below
+circle.&nbsp; He is looking with horrible satisfaction into the mouth
+of hell.&nbsp; There may still be a prick to-day; but to-morrow conscience
+will be dead, and he may move untroubled in this element of blood.<br>
+<br>
+In the fifth act we see this lowest circle reached; and it is Salvini&rsquo;s
+finest moment throughout the play.&nbsp; From the first he was admirably
+made up, and looked Macbeth to the full as perfectly as ever he looked
+Othello.&nbsp; From the first moment he steps upon the stage you can
+see this character is a creation to the fullest meaning of the phrase;
+for the man before you is a type you know well already.&nbsp; He arrives
+with Banquo on the heath, fair and red-bearded, sparing of gesture,
+full of pride and the sense of animal wellbeing, and satisfied after
+the battle like a beast who has eaten his fill.&nbsp; But in the fifth
+act there is a change.&nbsp; This is still the big, burly, fleshly,
+handsome-looking Thane; here is still the same face which in the earlier
+acts could be superficially good-humoured and sometimes royally courteous.&nbsp;
+But now the atmosphere of blood, which pervades the whole tragedy, has
+entered into the man and subdued him to its own nature; and an indescribable
+degradation, a slackness and puffiness, has overtaken his features.&nbsp;
+He has breathed the air of carnage, and supped full of horrors.&nbsp;
+Lady Macbeth complains of the smell of blood on her hand: Macbeth makes
+no complaint - he has ceased to notice it now; but the same smell is
+in his nostrils.&nbsp; A contained fury and disgust possesses him.&nbsp;
+He taunts the messenger and the doctor as people would taunt their mortal
+enemies.&nbsp; And, indeed, as he knows right well, every one is his
+enemy now, except his wife.&nbsp; About her he questions the doctor
+with something like a last human anxiety; and, in tones of grisly mystery,
+asks him if he can &lsquo;minister to a mind diseased.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+When the news of her death is brought him, he is staggered and falls
+into a seat; but somehow it is not anything we can call grief that he
+displays.&nbsp; There had been two of them against God and man; and
+now, when there is only one, it makes perhaps less difference than he
+had expected.&nbsp; And so her death is not only an affliction, but
+one more disillusion; and he redoubles in bitterness.&nbsp; The speech
+that follows, given with tragic cynicism in every word, is a dirge,
+not so much for her as for himself.&nbsp; From that time forth there
+is nothing human left in him, only &lsquo;the fiend of Scotland,&rsquo;
+Macduff&rsquo;s &lsquo;hell-hound,&rsquo; whom, with a stern glee, we
+see baited like a bear and hunted down like a wolf.&nbsp; He is inspired
+and set above fate by a demoniacal energy, a lust of wounds and slaughter.&nbsp;
+Even after he meets Macduff his courage does not fail; but when he hears
+the Thane was not born of woman, all virtue goes out of him; and though
+he speaks sounding words of defiance, the last combat is little better
+than a suicide.<br>
+<br>
+The whole performance is, as I said, so full of gusto and a headlong
+unity; the personality of Macbeth is so sharp and powerful; and within
+these somewhat narrow limits there is so much play and saliency that,
+so far as concerns Salvini himself, a third great success seems indubitable.&nbsp;
+Unfortunately, however, a great actor cannot fill more than a very small
+fraction of the boards; and though Banquo&rsquo;s ghost will probably
+be more seasonable in his future apparitions, there are some more inherent
+difficulties in the piece.&nbsp; The company at large did not distinguish
+themselves.&nbsp; Macduff, to the huge delight of the gallery, out-Macduff&rsquo;d
+the average ranter.&nbsp; The lady who filled the principal female part
+has done better on other occasions, but I fear she has not metal for
+what she tried last week.&nbsp; Not to succeed in the sleep-walking
+scene is to make a memorable failure.&nbsp; As it was given, it succeeded
+in being wrong in art without being true to nature.<br>
+<br>
+And there is yet another difficulty, happily easy to reform, which somewhat
+interfered with the success of the performance.&nbsp; At the end of
+the incantation scene the Italian translator has made Macbeth fall insensible
+upon the stage.&nbsp; This is a change of questionable propriety from
+a psychological point of view; while in point of view of effect it leaves
+the stage for some moments empty of all business.&nbsp; To remedy this,
+a bevy of green ballet-girls came forth and pointed their toes about
+the prostrate king.&nbsp; A dance of High Church curates, or a hornpipe
+by Mr. T. P. Cooke, would not be more out of the key; though the gravity
+of a Scots audience was not to be overcome, and they merely expressed
+their disapprobation by a round of moderate hisses, a similar irruption
+of Christmas fairies would most likely convulse a London theatre from
+pit to gallery with inextinguishable laughter.&nbsp; It is, I am told,
+the Italian tradition; but it is one more honoured in the breach than
+the observance.&nbsp; With the total disappearance of these damsels,
+with a stronger Lady Macbeth, and, if possible, with some compression
+of those scenes in which Salvini does not appear, and the spectator
+is left at the mercy of Macduffs and Duncans, the play would go twice
+as well, and we should be better able to follow and enjoy an admirable
+work of dramatic art.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER III - BAGSTER&rsquo;S &lsquo;PILGRIM&rsquo;S PROGRESS&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+I have here before me an edition of the <i>Pilgrim&rsquo;s</i> <i>Progress</i>,
+bound in green, without a date, and described as &lsquo;illustrated
+by nearly three hundred engravings, and memoir of Bunyan.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+On the outside it is lettered &lsquo;Bagster&rsquo;s Illustrated Edition,&rsquo;
+and after the author&rsquo;s apology, facing the first page of the tale,
+a folding pictorial &lsquo;Plan of the Road&rsquo; is marked as &lsquo;drawn
+by the late Mr. T. Conder,&rsquo; and engraved by J. Basire.&nbsp; No
+further information is anywhere vouchsafed; perhaps the publishers had
+judged the work too unimportant; and we are still left ignorant whether
+or not we owe the woodcuts in the body of the volume to the same hand
+that drew the plan.&nbsp; It seems, however, more than probable.&nbsp;
+The literal particularity of mind which, in the map, laid down the flower-plots
+in the devil&rsquo;s garden, and carefully introduced the court-house
+in the town of Vanity, is closely paralleled in many of the cuts; and
+in both, the architecture of the buildings and the disposition of the
+gardens have a kindred and entirely English air.&nbsp; Whoever he was,
+the author of these wonderful little pictures may lay claim to be the
+best illustrator of Bunyan.&nbsp; They are not only good illustrations,
+like so many others; but they are like so few, good illustrations of
+Bunyan.&nbsp; Their spirit, in defect and quality, is still the same
+as his own.&nbsp; The designer also has lain down and dreamed a dream,
+as literal, as quaint, and almost as apposite as Bunyan&rsquo;s; and
+text and pictures make but the two sides of the same homespun yet impassioned
+story.&nbsp; To do justice to the designs, it will be necessary to say,
+for the hundredth time, a word or two about the masterpiece which they
+adorn.<br>
+<br>
+All allegories have a tendency to escape from the purpose of their creators;
+and as the characters and incidents become more and more interesting
+in themselves, the moral, which these were to show forth, falls more
+and more into neglect.&nbsp; An architect may command a wreath of vine-leaves
+round the cornice of a monument; but if, as each leaf came from the
+chisel, it took proper life and fluttered freely on the wall, and if
+the vine grew, and the building were hidden over with foliage and fruit,
+the architect would stand in much the same situation as the writer of
+allegories.&nbsp; The <i>Fa&euml;ry</i> <i>Queen</i> was an allegory,
+I am willing to believe; but it survives as an imaginative tale in incomparable
+verse.&nbsp; The case of Bunyan is widely different; and yet in this
+also Allegory, poor nymph, although never quite forgotten, is sometimes
+rudely thrust against the wall.&nbsp; Bunyan was fervently in earnest;
+with &lsquo;his fingers in his ears, he ran on,&rsquo; straight for
+his mark.&nbsp; He tells us himself, in the conclusion to the first
+part, that he did not fear to raise a laugh; indeed, he feared nothing,
+and said anything; and he was greatly served in this by a certain rustic
+privilege of his style, which, like the talk of strong uneducated men,
+when it does not impress by its force, still charms by its simplicity.&nbsp;
+The mere story and the allegorical design enjoyed perhaps his equal
+favour.&nbsp; He believed in both with an energy of faith that was capable
+of moving mountains.&nbsp; And we have to remark in him, not the parts
+where inspiration fails and is supplied by cold and merely decorative
+invention, but the parts where faith has grown to be credulity, and
+his characters become so real to him that he forgets the end of their
+creation.&nbsp; We can follow him step by step into the trap which he
+lays for himself by his own entire good faith and triumphant literality
+of vision, till the trap closes and shuts him in an inconsistency.&nbsp;
+The allegories of the Interpreter and of the Shepherds of the Delectable
+Mountains are all actually performed, like stage-plays, before the pilgrims.&nbsp;
+The son of Mr. Great-grace visibly &lsquo;tumbles hills about with his
+words.&rsquo;&nbsp; Adam the First has his condemnation written visibly
+on his forehead, so that Faithful reads it.&nbsp; At the very instant
+the net closes round the pilgrims, &lsquo;the white robe falls from
+the black man&rsquo;s body.&rsquo;&nbsp; Despair &lsquo;getteth him
+a grievous crab-tree cudgel&rsquo;; it was in &lsquo;sunshiny weather&rsquo;
+that he had his fits; and the birds in the grove about the House Beautiful,
+&lsquo;our country birds,&rsquo; only sing their little pious verses
+&lsquo;at the spring, when the flowers appear and the sun shines warm.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I often,&rsquo; says Piety, &lsquo;go out to hear them; we also
+ofttimes keep them tame on our house.&rsquo;&nbsp; The post between
+Beulah and the Celestial City sounds his horn, as you may yet hear in
+country places.&nbsp; Madam Bubble, that &lsquo;tall, comely dame, something
+of a swarthy complexion, in very pleasant attire, but old,&rsquo; &lsquo;gives
+you a smile at the end of each sentence&rsquo; - a real woman she; we
+all know her.&nbsp; Christiana dying &lsquo;gave Mr. Stand-fast a ring,&rsquo;
+for no possible reason in the allegory, merely because the touch was
+human and affecting.&nbsp; Look at Great-heart, with his soldierly ways,
+garrison ways, as I had almost called them; with his taste in weapons;
+his delight in any that &lsquo;he found to be a man of his hands&rsquo;;
+his chivalrous point of honour, letting Giant Maul get up again when
+he was down, a thing fairly flying in the teeth of the moral; above
+all, with his language in the inimitable tale of Mr. Fearing: &lsquo;I
+thought I should have lost my man&rsquo; - &lsquo;chicken-hearted&rsquo;
+- &lsquo;at last he came in, and I will say that for my lord, he carried
+it wonderful lovingly to him.&rsquo;&nbsp; This is no Independent minister;
+this is a stout, honest, big-busted ancient, adjusting his shoulder-belts,
+twirling his long moustaches as he speaks.&nbsp; Last and most remarkable,
+&lsquo;My sword,&rsquo; says the dying Valiant-for-Truth, he in whom
+Great-heart delighted, &lsquo;my sword I give to him that shall succeed
+me in my pilgrimage, <i>and my courage and skill to him that can get
+it</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; And after this boast, more arrogantly unorthodox
+than was ever dreamed of by the rejected Ignorance, we are told that
+&lsquo;all the trumpets sounded for him on the other side.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+In every page the book is stamped with the same energy of vision and
+the same energy of belief.&nbsp; The quality is equally and indifferently
+displayed in the spirit of the fighting, the tenderness of the pathos,
+the startling vigour and strangeness of the incidents, the natural strain
+of the conversations, and the humanity and charm of the characters.&nbsp;
+Trivial talk over a meal, the dying words of heroes, the delights of
+Beulah or the Celestial City, Apollyon and my Lord Hate-good, Great-heart,
+and Mr. Worldly-Wiseman, all have been imagined with the same clearness,
+all written of with equal gusto and precision, all created in the same
+mixed element, of simplicity that is almost comical, and art that, for
+its purpose, is faultless.<br>
+<br>
+It was in much the same spirit that our artist sat down to his drawings.&nbsp;
+He is by nature a Bunyan of the pencil.&nbsp; He, too, will draw anything,
+from a butcher at work on a dead sheep, up to the courts of Heaven.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;A Lamb for Supper&rsquo; is the name of one of his designs, &lsquo;Their
+Glorious Entry&rsquo; of another.&nbsp; He has the same disregard for
+the ridiculous, and enjoys somewhat of the same privilege of style,
+so that we are pleased even when we laugh the most.&nbsp; He is literal
+to the verge of folly.&nbsp; If dust is to be raised from the unswept
+parlour, you may be sure it will &lsquo;fly abundantly&rsquo; in the
+picture.&nbsp; If Faithful is to lie &lsquo;as dead&rsquo; before Moses,
+dead he shall lie with a warrant - dead and stiff like granite; nay
+(and here the artist must enhance upon the symbolism of the author),
+it is with the identical stone tables of the law that Moses fells the
+sinner.&nbsp; Good and bad people, whom we at once distinguish in the
+text by their names, Hopeful, Honest, and Valiant-for-Truth, on the
+one hand, as against By-ends, Sir Having Greedy, and the Lord Old-man
+on the other, are in these drawings as simply distinguished by their
+costume.&nbsp; Good people, when not armed <i>cap-&agrave;-pie</i>,
+wear a speckled tunic girt about the waist, and low hats, apparently
+of straw.&nbsp; Bad people swagger in tail-coats and chimney-pots, a
+few with knee-breeches, but the large majority in trousers, and for
+all the world like guests at a garden-party.&nbsp; Worldly-Wiseman alone,
+by some inexplicable quirk, stands before Christian in laced hat, embroidered
+waistcoat, and trunk-hose.&nbsp; But above all examples of this artist&rsquo;s
+intrepidity, commend me to the print entitled &lsquo;Christian Finds
+it Deep.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;A great darkness and horror,&rsquo; says
+the text, have fallen on the pilgrim; it is the comfortless deathbed
+with which Bunyan so strikingly concludes the sorrows and conflicts
+of his hero.&nbsp; How to represent this worthily the artist knew not;
+and yet he was determined to represent it somehow.&nbsp; This was how
+he did: Hopeful is still shown to his neck above the water of death;
+but Christian has bodily disappeared, and a blot of solid blackness
+indicates his place.<br>
+<br>
+As you continue to look at these pictures, about an inch square for
+the most part, sometimes printed three or more to the page, and each
+having a printed legend of its own, however trivial the event recorded,
+you will soon become aware of two things: first, that the man can draw,
+and, second, that he possesses the gift of an imagination.&nbsp; &lsquo;Obstinate
+reviles,&rsquo; says the legend; and you should see Obstinate reviling.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;He warily retraces his steps&rsquo;; and there is Christian,
+posting through the plain, terror and speed in every muscle.&nbsp; &lsquo;Mercy
+yearns to go&rsquo; shows you a plain interior with packing going forward,
+and, right in the middle, Mercy yearning to go - every line of the girl&rsquo;s
+figure yearning.&nbsp; In &lsquo;The Chamber called Peace&rsquo; we
+see a simple English room, bed with white curtains, window valance and
+door, as may be found in many thousand unpretentious houses; but far
+off, through the open window, we behold the sun uprising out of a great
+plain, and Christian hails it with his hand:<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Where am I now! is this the love and care<br>
+Of Jesus, for the men that pilgrims are!<br>
+Thus to provide!&nbsp; That I should be forgiven!<br>
+And dwell already the next door to heaven!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+A page or two further, from the top of the House Beautiful, the damsels
+point his gaze toward the Delectable Mountains: &lsquo;The Prospect,&rsquo;
+so the cut is ticketed - and I shall be surprised, if on less than a
+square inch of paper you can show me one so wide and fair.&nbsp; Down
+a cross road on an English plain, a cathedral city outlined on the horizon,
+a hazel shaw upon the left, comes Madam Wanton dancing with her fair
+enchanted cup, and Faithful, book in hand, half pauses.&nbsp; The cut
+is perfect as a symbol; the giddy movement of the sorceress, the uncertain
+poise of the man struck to the heart by a temptation, the contrast of
+that even plain of life whereon he journeys with the bold, ideal bearing
+of the wanton - the artist who invented and portrayed this had not merely
+read Bunyan, he had also thoughtfully lived.&nbsp; The Delectable Mountains
+- I continue skimming the first part - are not on the whole happily
+rendered.&nbsp; Once, and once only, the note is struck, when Christian
+and Hopeful are seen coming, shoulder-high, through a thicket of green
+shrubs - box, perhaps, or perfumed nutmeg; while behind them, domed
+or pointed, the hills stand ranged against the sky.&nbsp; A little further,
+and we come to that masterpiece of Bunyan&rsquo;s insight into life,
+the Enchanted Ground; where, in a few traits, he has set down the latter
+end of such a number of the would-be good; where his allegory goes so
+deep that, to people looking seriously on life, it cuts like satire.&nbsp;
+The true significance of this invention lies, of course, far out of
+the way of drawing; only one feature, the great tedium of the land,
+the growing weariness in well-doing, may be somewhat represented in
+a symbol.&nbsp; The pilgrims are near the end: &lsquo;Two Miles Yet,&rsquo;
+says the legend.&nbsp; The road goes ploughing up and down over a rolling
+heath; the wayfarers, with outstretched arms, are already sunk to the
+knees over the brow of the nearest hill; they have just passed a milestone
+with the cipher two; from overhead a great, piled, summer cumulus, as
+of a slumberous summer afternoon, beshadows them: two miles! it might
+be hundreds.&nbsp; In dealing with the Land of Beulah the artist lags,
+in both parts, miserably behind the text, but in the distant prospect
+of the Celestial City more than regains his own.&nbsp; You will remember
+when Christian and Hopeful &lsquo;with desire fell sick.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Effect of the Sunbeams&rsquo; is the artist&rsquo;s title.&nbsp;
+Against the sky, upon a cliffy mountain, the radiant temple beams upon
+them over deep, subjacent woods; they, behind a mound, as if seeking
+shelter from the splendour - one prostrate on his face, one kneeling,
+and with hands ecstatically lifted - yearn with passion after that immortal
+city.&nbsp; Turn the page, and we behold them walking by the very shores
+of death; Heaven, from this nigher view, has risen half-way to the zenith,
+and sheds a wider glory; and the two pilgrims, dark against that brightness,
+walk and sing out of the fulness of their hearts.&nbsp; No cut more
+thoroughly illustrates at once the merit and the weakness of the artist.&nbsp;
+Each pilgrim sings with a book in his grasp - a family Bible at the
+least for bigness; tomes so recklessly enormous that our second, impulse
+is to laughter.&nbsp; And yet that is not the first thought, nor perhaps
+the last.&nbsp; Something in the attitude of the manikins - faces they
+have none, they are too small for that - something in the way they swing
+these monstrous volumes to their singing, something perhaps borrowed
+from the text, some subtle differentiation from the cut that went before
+and the cut that follows after - something, at least, speaks clearly
+of a fearful joy, of Heaven seen from the deathbed, of the horror of
+the last passage no less than of the glorious coming home.&nbsp; There
+is that in the action of one of them which always reminds me, with a
+difference, of that haunting last glimpse of Thomas Idle, travelling
+to Tyburn in the cart.&nbsp; Next come the Shining Ones, wooden and
+trivial enough; the pilgrims pass into the river; the blot already mentioned
+settles over and obliterates Christian.&nbsp; In two more cuts we behold
+them drawing nearer to the other shore; and then, between two radiant
+angels, one of whom points upward, we see them mounting in new weeds,
+their former lendings left behind them on the inky river.&nbsp; More
+angels meet them; Heaven is displayed, and if no better, certainly no
+worse, than it has been shown by others - a place, at least, infinitely
+populous and glorious with light - a place that haunts solemnly the
+hearts of children.&nbsp; And then this symbolic draughtsman once more
+strikes into his proper vein.&nbsp; Three cuts conclude the first part.&nbsp;
+In the first the gates close, black against the glory struggling from
+within.&nbsp; The second shows us Ignorance - alas! poor Arminian! -
+hailing, in a sad twilight, the ferryman Vain-Hope; and in the third
+we behold him, bound hand and foot, and black already with the hue of
+his eternal fate, carried high over the mountain-tops of the world by
+two angels of the anger of the Lord.&nbsp; &lsquo;Carried to Another
+Place,&rsquo; the artist enigmatically names his plate - a terrible
+design.<br>
+<br>
+Wherever he touches on the black side of the supernatural his pencil
+grows more daring and incisive.&nbsp; He has many true inventions in
+the perilous and diabolic; he has many startling nightmares realised.&nbsp;
+It is not easy to select the best; some may like one and some another;
+the nude, depilated devil bounding and casting darts against the Wicket
+Gate; the scroll of flying horrors that hang over Christian by the Mouth
+of Hell; the horned shade that comes behind him whispering blasphemies;
+the daylight breaking through that rent cave-mouth of the mountains
+and falling chill adown the haunted tunnel; Christian&rsquo;s further
+progress along the causeway, between the two black pools, where, at
+every yard or two, a gin, a pitfall, or a snare awaits the passer-by
+- loathsome white devilkins harbouring close under the bank to work
+the springes, Christian himself pausing and pricking with his sword&rsquo;s
+point at the nearest noose, and pale discomfortable mountains rising
+on the farther side; or yet again, the two ill-favoured ones that beset
+the first of Christian&rsquo;s journey, with the frog-like structure
+of the skull, the frog-like limberness of limbs - crafty, slippery,
+lustful-looking devils, drawn always in outline as though possessed
+of a dim, infernal luminosity.&nbsp; Horrid fellows are they, one and
+all; horrid fellows and horrific scenes.&nbsp; In another spirit that
+Good-Conscience &lsquo;to whom Mr. Honest had spoken in his lifetime,&rsquo;
+a cowled, grey, awful figure, one hand pointing to the heavenly shore,
+realises, I will not say all, but some at least of the strange impressiveness
+of Bunyan&rsquo;s words.&nbsp; It is no easy nor pleasant thing to speak
+in one&rsquo;s lifetime with Good-Conscience; he is an austere, unearthly
+friend, whom maybe Torquemada knew; and the folds of his raiment are
+not merely claustral, but have something of the horror of the pall.&nbsp;
+Be not afraid, however; with the hand of that appearance Mr. Honest
+will get safe across.<br>
+<br>
+Yet perhaps it is in sequences that this artist best displays himself.&nbsp;
+He loves to look at either side of a thing: as, for instance, when he
+shows us both sides of the wall - &lsquo;Grace Inextinguishable&rsquo;
+on the one side, with the devil vainly pouring buckets on the flame,
+and &lsquo;The Oil of Grace&rsquo; on the other, where the Holy Spirit,
+vessel in hand, still secretly supplies the fire.&nbsp; He loves, also,
+to show us the same event twice over, and to repeat his instantaneous
+photographs at the interval of but a moment.&nbsp; So we have, first,
+the whole troop of pilgrims coming up to Valiant, and Great-heart to
+the front, spear in hand and parleying; and next, the same cross-roads,
+from a more distant view, the convoy now scattered and looking safely
+and curiously on, and Valiant handing over for inspection his &lsquo;right
+Jerusalem blade.&rsquo;&nbsp; It is true that this designer has no great
+care after consistency: Apollyon&rsquo;s spear is laid by, his quiver
+of darts will disappear, whenever they might hinder the designer&rsquo;s
+freedom; and the fiend&rsquo;s tail is blobbed or forked at his good
+pleasure.&nbsp; But this is not unsuitable to the illustration of the
+fervent Bunyan, breathing hurry and momentary inspiration.&nbsp; He,
+with his hot purpose, hunting sinners with a lasso, shall himself forget
+the things that he has written yesterday.&nbsp; He shall first slay
+Heedless in the Valley of the Shadow, and then take leave of him talking
+in his sleep, as if nothing had happened, in an arbour on the Enchanted
+Ground.&nbsp; And again, in his rhymed prologue, he shall assign some
+of the glory of the siege of Doubting Castle to his favourite Valiant-for-the-Truth,
+who did not meet with the besiegers till long after, at that dangerous
+corner by Deadman&rsquo;s Lane.&nbsp; And, with all inconsistencies
+and freedoms, there is a power shown in these sequences of cuts: a power
+of joining on one action or one humour to another; a power of following
+out the moods, even of the dismal subterhuman fiends engendered by the
+artist&rsquo;s fancy; a power of sustained continuous realisation, step
+by step, in nature&rsquo;s order, that can tell a story, in all its
+ins and outs, its pauses and surprises, fully and figuratively, like
+the art of words.<br>
+<br>
+One such sequence is the fight of Christian and Apollyon - six cuts,
+weird and fiery, like the text.&nbsp; The pilgrim is throughout a pale
+and stockish figure; but the devil covers a multitude of defects.&nbsp;
+There is no better devil of the conventional order than our artist&rsquo;s
+Apollyon, with his mane, his wings, his bestial legs, his changing and
+terrifying expression, his infernal energy to slay.&nbsp; In cut the
+first you see him afar off, still obscure in form, but already formidable
+in suggestion.&nbsp; Cut the second, &lsquo;The Fiend in Discourse,&rsquo;
+represents him, not reasoning, railing rather, shaking his spear at
+the pilgrim, his shoulder advanced, his tail writhing in the air, his
+foot ready for a spring, while Christian stands back a little, timidly
+defensive.&nbsp; The third illustrates these magnificent words: &lsquo;Then
+Apollyon straddled quite over the whole breadth of the way, and said,
+I am void of fear in this matter: prepare thyself to die; for I swear
+by my infernal den that thou shalt go no farther: here will I spill
+thy soul!&nbsp; And with that he threw a flaming dart at his breast.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+In the cut he throws a dart with either hand, belching pointed flames
+out of his mouth, spreading his broad vans, and straddling the while
+across the path, as only a fiend can straddle who has just sworn by
+his infernal den.&nbsp; The defence will not be long against such vice,
+such flames, such red-hot nether energy.&nbsp; And in the fourth cut,
+to be sure, he has leaped bodily upon his victim, sped by foot and pinion,
+and roaring as he leaps.&nbsp; The fifth shows the climacteric of the
+battle; Christian has reached nimbly out and got his sword, and dealt
+that deadly home-thrust, the fiend still stretched upon him, but &lsquo;giving
+back, as one that had received his mortal wound.&rsquo;&nbsp; The raised
+head, the bellowing mouth, the paw clapped upon the sword, the one wing
+relaxed in agony, all realise vividly these words of the text.&nbsp;
+In the sixth and last, the trivial armed figure of the pilgrim is seen
+kneeling with clasped hands on the betrodden scene of contest and among
+the shivers of the darts; while just at the margin the hinder quarters
+and the tail of Apollyon are whisking off, indignant and discounted.<br>
+<br>
+In one point only do these pictures seem to be unworthy of the text,
+and that point is one rather of the difference of arts than the difference
+of artists.&nbsp; Throughout his best and worst, in his highest and
+most divine imaginations as in the narrowest sallies of his sectarianism,
+the human-hearted piety of Bunyan touches and ennobles, convinces, accuses
+the reader.&nbsp; Through no art beside the art of words can the kindness
+of a man&rsquo;s affections be expressed.&nbsp; In the cuts you shall
+find faithfully parodied the quaintness and the power, the triviality
+and the surprising freshness of the author&rsquo;s fancy; there you
+shall find him out-stripped in ready symbolism and the art of bringing
+things essentially invisible before the eyes: but to feel the contact
+of essential goodness, to be made in love with piety, the book must
+be read and not the prints examined.<br>
+<br>
+Farewell should not be taken with a grudge; nor can I dismiss in any
+other words than those of gratitude a series of pictures which have,
+to one at least, been the visible embodiment of Bunyan from childhood
+up, and shown him, through all his years, Great-heart lungeing at Giant
+Maul, and Apollyon breathing fire at Christian, and every turn and town
+along the road to the Celestial City, and that bright place itself,
+seen as to a stave of music, shining afar off upon the hill-top, the
+candle of the world.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+SKETCHES<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+THE SATIRIST<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+My companion enjoyed a cheap reputation for wit and insight.&nbsp; He
+was by habit and repute a satirist.&nbsp; If he did occasionally condemn
+anything or anybody who richly deserved it, and whose demerits had hitherto
+escaped, it was simply because he condemned everything and everybody.&nbsp;
+While I was with him he disposed of St. Paul with an epigram, shook
+my reverence for Shakespeare in a neat antithesis, and fell foul of
+the Almighty Himself, on the score of one or two out of the ten commandments.&nbsp;
+Nothing escaped his blighting censure.&nbsp; At every sentence he overthrew
+an idol, or lowered my estimation of a friend.&nbsp; I saw everything
+with new eyes, and could only marvel at my former blindness.&nbsp; How
+was it possible that I had not before observed A&rsquo;s false hair,
+B&rsquo;s selfishness, or C&rsquo;s boorish manners?&nbsp; I and my
+companion, methought, walked the streets like a couple of gods among
+a swarm of vermin; for every one we saw seemed to bear openly upon his
+brow the mark of the apocalyptic beast.&nbsp; I half expected that these
+miserable beings, like the people of Lystra, would recognise their betters
+and force us to the altar; in which case, warned by the late of Paul
+and Barnabas, I do not know that my modesty would have prevailed upon
+me to decline.&nbsp; But there was no need for such churlish virtue.&nbsp;
+More blinded than the Lycaonians, the people saw no divinity in our
+gait; and as our temporary godhead lay more in the way of observing
+than healing their infirmities, we were content to pass them by in scorn.<br>
+<br>
+I could not leave my companion, not from regard or even from interest,
+but from a very natural feeling, inseparable from the case.&nbsp; To
+understand it, let us take a simile.&nbsp; Suppose yourself walking
+down the street with a man who continues to sprinkle the crowd out of
+a flask of vitriol.&nbsp; You would be much diverted with the grimaces
+and contortions of his victims; and at the same time you would fear
+to leave his arm until his bottle was empty, knowing that, when once
+among the crowd, you would run a good chance yourself of baptism with
+his biting liquor.&nbsp; Now my companion&rsquo;s vitriol was inexhaustible.<br>
+<br>
+It was perhaps the consciousness of this, the knowledge that I was being
+anointed already out of the vials of his wrath, that made me fall to
+criticising the critic, whenever we had parted.<br>
+<br>
+After all, I thought, our satirist has just gone far enough into his
+neighbours to find that the outside is false, without caring to go farther
+and discover what is really true.&nbsp; He is content to find that things
+are not what they seem, and broadly generalises from it that they do
+not exist at all.&nbsp; He sees our virtues are not what they pretend
+they are; and, on the strength of that, he denies us the possession
+of virtue altogether.&nbsp; He has learnt the first lesson, that no
+man is wholly good; but he has not even suspected that there is another
+equally true, to wit, that no man is wholly bad.&nbsp; Like the inmate
+of a coloured star, he has eyes for one colour alone.&nbsp; He has a
+keen scent after evil, but his nostrils are plugged against all good,
+as people plugged their nostrils before going about the streets of the
+plague-struck city.<br>
+<br>
+Why does he do this?&nbsp; It is most unreasonable to flee the knowledge
+of good like the infection of a horrible disease, and batten and grow
+fat in the real atmosphere of a lazar-house.&nbsp; This was my first
+thought; but my second was not like unto it, and I saw that our satirist
+was wise, wise in his generation, like the unjust steward.&nbsp; He
+does not want light, because the darkness is more pleasant.&nbsp; He
+does not wish to see the good, because he is happier without it.&nbsp;
+I recollect that when I walked with him, I was in a state of divine
+exaltation, such as Adam and Eve must have enjoyed when the savour of
+the fruit was still unfaded between their lips; and I recognise that
+this must be the man&rsquo;s habitual state.&nbsp; He has the forbidden
+fruit in his waist-coat pocket, and can make himself a god as often
+and as long as he likes.&nbsp; He has raised himself upon a glorious
+pedestal above his fellows; he has touched the summit of ambition; and
+he envies neither King nor Kaiser, Prophet nor Priest, content in an
+elevation as high as theirs, and much more easily attained.&nbsp; Yes,
+certes, much more easily attained.&nbsp; He has not risen by climbing
+himself, but by pushing others down.&nbsp; He has grown great in his
+own estimation, not by blowing himself out, and risking the fate of
+AEsop&rsquo;s frog, but simply by the habitual use of a diminishing
+glass on everybody else.&nbsp; And I think altogether that his is a
+better, a safer, and a surer recipe than most others.<br>
+<br>
+After all, however, looking back on what I have written, I detect a
+spirit suspiciously like his own.&nbsp; All through, I have been comparing
+myself with our satirist, and all through, I have had the best of the
+comparison.&nbsp; Well, well, contagion is as often mental as physical;
+and I do not think my readers, who have all been under his lash, will
+blame me very much for giving the headsman a mouthful of his own sawdust.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+NUITS BLANCHES<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+If any one should know the pleasure and pain of a sleepless night, it
+should be I.&nbsp; I remember, so long ago, the sickly child that woke
+from his few hours&rsquo; slumber with the sweat of a nightmare on his
+brow, to lie awake and listen and long for the first signs of life among
+the silent streets.&nbsp; These nights of pain and weariness are graven
+on my mind; and so when the same thing happened to me again, everything
+that I heard or saw was rather a recollection than a discovery.<br>
+<br>
+Weighed upon by the opaque and almost sensible darkness, I listened
+eagerly for anything to break the sepulchral quiet.&nbsp; But nothing
+came, save, perhaps, an emphatic crack from the old cabinet that was
+made by Deacon Brodie, or the dry rustle of the coals on the extinguished
+fire.&nbsp; It was a calm; or I know that I should have heard in the
+roar and clatter of the storm, as I have not heard it for so many years,
+the wild career of a horseman, always scouring up from the distance
+and passing swiftly below the window; yet always returning again from
+the place whence first he came, as though, baffled by some higher power,
+he had retraced his steps to gain impetus for another and another attempt.<br>
+<br>
+As I lay there, there arose out of the utter stillness the rumbling
+of a carriage a very great way off, that drew near, and passed within
+a few streets of the house, and died away as gradually as it had arisen.&nbsp;
+This, too, was as a reminiscence.<br>
+<br>
+I rose and lifted a corner of the blind.&nbsp; Over the black belt of
+the garden I saw the long line of Queen Street, with here and there
+a lighted window.&nbsp; How often before had my nurse lifted me out
+of bed and pointed them out to me, while we wondered together if, there
+also, there were children that could not sleep, and if these lighted
+oblongs were signs of those that waited like us for the morning.<br>
+<br>
+I went out into the lobby, and looked down into the great deep well
+of the staircase.&nbsp; For what cause I know not, just as it used to
+be in the old days that the feverish child might be the better served,
+a peep of gas illuminated a narrow circle far below me.&nbsp; But where
+I was, all was darkness and silence, save the dry monotonous ticking
+of the clock that came ceaselessly up to my ear.<br>
+<br>
+The final crown of it all, however, the last touch of reproduction on
+the pictures of my memory, was the arrival of that time for which, all
+night through, I waited and longed of old.&nbsp; It was my custom, as
+the hours dragged on, to repeat the question, &lsquo;When will the carts
+come in?&rsquo; and repeat it again and again until at last those sounds
+arose in the street that I have heard once more this morning.&nbsp;
+The road before our house is a great thoroughfare for early carts.&nbsp;
+I know not, and I never have known, what they carry, whence they come,
+or whither they go.&nbsp; But I know that, long ere dawn, and for hours
+together, they stream continuously past, with the same rolling and jerking
+of wheels and the same clink of horses&rsquo; feet.&nbsp; It was not
+for nothing that they made the burthen of my wishes all night through.&nbsp;
+They are really the first throbbings of life, the harbingers of day;
+and it pleases you as much to hear them as it must please a shipwrecked
+seaman once again to grasp a hand of flesh and blood after years of
+miserable solitude.&nbsp; They have the freshness of the daylight life
+about them.&nbsp; You can hear the carters cracking their whips and
+crying hoarsely to their horses or to one another; and sometimes even
+a peal of healthy, harsh horse-laughter comes up to you through the
+darkness.&nbsp; There is now an end of mystery and fear.&nbsp; Like
+the knocking at the door in <i>Macbeth</i>, <a name="citation8"></a><a href="#footnote8">{8}</a>
+or the cry of the watchman in the <i>Tour de Nesle</i>, they show that
+the horrible caesura is over and the nightmares have fled away, because
+the day is breaking and the ordinary life of men is beginning to bestir
+itself among the streets.<br>
+<br>
+In the middle of it all I fell asleep, to be wakened by the officious
+knocking at my door, and I find myself twelve years older than I had
+dreamed myself all night.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+THE WREATH OF IMMORTELLES<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+It is all very well to talk of death as &lsquo;a pleasant potion of
+immortality&rsquo;, but the most of us, I suspect, are of &lsquo;queasy
+stomachs,&rsquo; and find it none of the sweetest. <a name="citation9a"></a><a href="#footnote9a">{9a}</a>&nbsp;
+The graveyard may be cloak-room to Heaven; but we must admit that it
+is a very ugly and offensive vestibule in itself, however fair may be
+the life to which it leads.&nbsp; And though Enoch and Elias went into
+the temple through a gate which certainly may be called Beautiful, the
+rest of us have to find our way to it through Ezekiel&rsquo;s low-bowed
+door and the vault full of creeping things and all manner of abominable
+beasts.&nbsp; Nevertheless, there is a certain frame of mind to which
+a cemetery is, if not an antidote, at least an alleviation.&nbsp; If
+you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else.&nbsp; It was in obedience
+to this wise regulation that the other morning found me lighting my
+pipe at the entrance to Old Greyfriars&rsquo;, thoroughly sick of the
+town, the country, and myself.<br>
+<br>
+Two of the men were talking at the gate, one of them carrying a spade
+in hands still crusted with the soil of graves.&nbsp; Their very aspect
+was delightful to me; and I crept nearer to them, thinking to pick up
+some snatch of sexton gossip, some &lsquo;talk fit for a charnel,&rsquo;
+<a name="citation9b"></a><a href="#footnote9b">{9b}</a> something, in
+fine, worthy of that fastidious logician, that adept in coroner&rsquo;s
+law, who has come down to us as the patron of Yaughan&rsquo;s liquor,
+and the very prince of gravediggers.&nbsp; Scots people in general are
+so much wrapped up in their profession that I had a good chance of overhearing
+such conversation: the talk of fish-mongers running usually on stockfish
+and haddocks; while of the Scots sexton I could repeat stories and speeches
+that positively smell of the graveyard.&nbsp; But on this occasion I
+was doomed to disappointment.&nbsp; My two friends were far into the
+region of generalities.&nbsp; Their profession was forgotten in their
+electorship.&nbsp; Politics had engulfed the narrower economy of grave-digging.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Na, na,&rsquo; said the one, &lsquo;ye&rsquo;re a&rsquo; wrang.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;The English and Irish Churches,&rsquo; answered the other, in
+a tone as if he had made the remark before, and it had been called in
+question - &lsquo;The English and Irish Churches have <i>impoverished</i>
+the country.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Such are the results of education,&rsquo; thought I as I passed
+beside them and came fairly among the tombs.&nbsp; Here, at least, there
+were no commonplace politics, no diluted this-morning&rsquo;s leader,
+to distract or offend me.&nbsp; The old shabby church showed, as usual,
+its quaint extent of roofage and the relievo skeleton on one gable,
+still blackened with the fire of thirty years ago.&nbsp; A chill dank
+mist lay over all.&nbsp; The Old Greyfriars&rsquo; churchyard was in
+perfection that morning, and one could go round and reckon up the associations
+with no fear of vulgar interruption.&nbsp; On this stone the Covenant
+was signed.&nbsp; In that vault, as the story goes, John Knox took hiding
+in some Reformation broil.&nbsp; From that window Burke the murderer
+looked out many a time across the tombs, and perhaps o&rsquo; nights
+let himself down over the sill to rob some new-made grave.&nbsp; Certainly
+he would have a selection here.&nbsp; The very walks have been carried
+over forgotten resting-places; and the whole ground is uneven, because
+(as I was once quaintly told) &lsquo;when the wood rots it stands to
+reason the soil should fall in,&rsquo; which, from the law of gravitation,
+is certainly beyond denial.&nbsp; But it is round the boundary that
+there are the finest tombs.&nbsp; The whole irregular space is, as it
+were, fringed with quaint old monuments, rich in death&rsquo;s-heads
+and scythes and hour-glasses, and doubly rich in pious epitaphs and
+Latin mottoes - rich in them to such an extent that their proper space
+has run over, and they have crawled end-long up the shafts of columns
+and ensconced themselves in all sorts of odd corners among the sculpture.&nbsp;
+These tombs raise their backs against the rabble of squalid dwelling-houses,
+and every here and there a clothes-pole projects between two monuments
+its fluttering trophy of white and yellow and red.&nbsp; With a grim
+irony they recall the banners in the Invalides, banners as appropriate
+perhaps over the sepulchres of tailors and weavers as these others above
+the dust of armies.&nbsp; Why they put things out to dry on that particular
+morning it was hard to imagine.&nbsp; The grass was grey with drops
+of rain, the headstones black with moisture.&nbsp; Yet, in despite of
+weather and common sense, there they hung between the tombs; and beyond
+them I could see through open windows into miserable rooms where whole
+families were born and fed, and slept and died.&nbsp; At one a girl
+sat singing merrily with her back to the graveyard; and from another
+came the shrill tones of a scolding woman.&nbsp; Every here and there
+was a town garden full of sickly flowers, or a pile of crockery inside
+upon the window-seat.&nbsp; But you do not grasp the full connection
+between these houses of the dead and the living, the unnatural marriage
+of stately sepulchres and squalid houses, till, lower down, where the
+road has sunk far below the surface of the cemetery, and the very roofs
+are scarcely on a level with its wall, you observe that a proprietor
+has taken advantage of a tall monument and trained a chimney-stack against
+its back.&nbsp; It startles you to see the red, modern pots peering
+over the shoulder of the tomb.<br>
+<br>
+A man was at work on a grave, his spade clinking away the drift of bones
+that permeates the thin brown soil; but my first disappointment had
+taught me to expect little from Greyfriars&rsquo; sextons, and I passed
+him by in silence.&nbsp; A slater on the slope of a neighbouring roof
+eyed me curiously.&nbsp; A lean black cat, looking as if it had battened
+on strange meats, slipped past me.&nbsp; A little boy at a window put
+his finger to his nose in so offensive a manner that I was put upon
+my dignity, and turned grandly off to read old epitaphs and peer through
+the gratings into the shadow of vaults.<br>
+<br>
+Just then I saw two women coming down a path, one of them old, and the
+other younger, with a child in her arms.&nbsp; Both had faces eaten
+with famine and hardened with sin, and both had reached that stage of
+degradation, much lower in a woman than a man, when all care for dress
+is lost.&nbsp; As they came down they neared a grave, where some pious
+friend or relative had laid a wreath of immortelles, and put a bell
+glass over it, as is the custom.&nbsp; The effect of that ring of dull
+yellow among so many blackened and dusty sculptures was more pleasant
+than it is in modern cemeteries, where every second mound can boast
+a similar coronal; and here, where it was the exception and not the
+rule, I could even fancy the drops of moisture that dimmed the covering
+were the tears of those who laid it where it was.&nbsp; As the two women
+came up to it, one of them kneeled down on the wet grass and looked
+long and silently through the clouded shade, while the second stood
+above her, gently oscillating to and fro to lull the muling baby.&nbsp;
+I was struck a great way off with something religious in the attitude
+of these two unkempt and haggard women; and I drew near faster, but
+still cautiously, to hear what they were saying.&nbsp; Surely on them
+the spirit of death and decay had descended; I had no education to dread
+here: should I not have a chance of seeing nature?&nbsp; Alas! a pawnbroker
+could not have been more practical and commonplace, for this was what
+the kneeling woman said to the woman upright - this and nothing more:
+&lsquo;Eh, what extravagance!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+O nineteenth century, wonderful art thou indeed - wonderful, but wearisome
+in thy stale and deadly uniformity.&nbsp; Thy men are more like numerals
+than men.&nbsp; They must bear their idiosyncrasies or their professions
+written on a placard about their neck, like the scenery in Shakespeare&rsquo;s
+theatre.&nbsp; Thy precepts of economy have pierced into the lowest
+ranks of life; and there is now a decorum in vice, a respectability
+among the disreputable, a pure spirit of Philistinism among the waifs
+and strays of thy Bohemia.&nbsp; For lo! thy very gravediggers talk
+politics; and thy castaways kneel upon new graves, to discuss the cost
+of the monument and grumble at the improvidence of love.<br>
+<br>
+Such was the elegant apostrophe that I made as I went out of the gates
+again, happily satisfied in myself, and feeling that I alone of all
+whom I had seen was able to profit by the silent poem of these green
+mounds and blackened headstones.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+NURSES<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+I knew one once, and the room where, lonely and old, she waited for
+death.&nbsp; It was pleasant enough, high up above the lane, and looking
+forth upon a hill-side, covered all day with sheets and yellow blankets,
+and with long lines of underclothing fluttering between the battered
+posts.&nbsp; There were any number of cheap prints, and a drawing by
+one of &lsquo;her children,&rsquo; and there were flowers in the window,
+and a sickly canary withered into consumption in an ornamental cage.&nbsp;
+The bed, with its checked coverlid, was in a closet.&nbsp; A great Bible
+lay on the table; and her drawers were full of &lsquo;scones,&rsquo;
+which it was her pleasure to give to young visitors such as I was then.<br>
+<br>
+You may not think this a melancholy picture; but the canary, and the
+cat, and the white mouse that she had for a while, and that died, were
+all indications of the want that ate into her heart.&nbsp; I think I
+know a little of what that old woman felt; and I am as sure as if I
+had seen her, that she sat many an hour in silent tears, with the big
+Bible open before her clouded eyes.<br>
+<br>
+If you could look back upon her life, and feel the great chain that
+had linked her to one child after another, sometimes to be wrenched
+suddenly through, and sometimes, which is infinitely worse, to be torn
+gradually off through years of growing neglect, or perhaps growing dislike!&nbsp;
+She had, like the mother, overcome that natural repugnance - repugnance
+which no man can conquer - towards the infirm and helpless mass of putty
+of the earlier stage.&nbsp; She had spent her best and happiest years
+in tending, watching, and learning to love like a mother this child,
+with which she has no connection and to which she has no tie.&nbsp;
+Perhaps she refused some sweetheart (such things have been), or put
+him off and off, until he lost heart and turned to some one else, all
+for fear of leaving this creature that had wound itself about her heart.&nbsp;
+And the end of it all - her month&rsquo;s warning, and a present perhaps,
+and the rest of the life to vain regret.&nbsp; Or, worse still, to see
+the child gradually forgetting and forsaking her, fostered in disrespect
+and neglect on the plea of growing manliness, and at last beginning
+to treat her as a servant whom he had treated a few years before as
+a mother.&nbsp; She sees the Bible or the Psalm-book, which with gladness
+and love unutterable in her heart she had bought for him years ago out
+of her slender savings, neglected for some newer gift of his father,
+lying in dust in the lumber-room or given away to a poor child, and
+the act applauded for its unfeeling charity.&nbsp; Little wonder if
+she becomes hurt and angry, and attempts to tyrannise and to grasp her
+old power back again.&nbsp; We are not all patient Grizzels, by good
+fortune, but the most of us human beings with feelings and tempers of
+our own.<br>
+<br>
+And so, in the end, behold her in the room that I described.&nbsp; Very
+likely and very naturally, in some fling of feverish misery or recoil
+of thwarted love, she has quarrelled with her old employers and the
+children are forbidden to see her or to speak to her; or at best she
+gets her rent paid and a little to herself, and now and then her late
+charges are sent up (with another nurse, perhaps) to pay her a short
+visit.&nbsp; How bright these visits seem as she looks forward to them
+on her lonely bed!&nbsp; How unsatisfactory their realisation, when
+the forgetful child, half wondering, checks with every word and action
+the outpouring of her maternal love!&nbsp; How bitter and restless the
+memories that they leave behind!&nbsp; And for the rest, what else has
+she? - to watch them with eager eyes as they go to school, to sit in
+church where she can see them every Sunday, to be passed some day unnoticed
+in the street, or deliberately cut because the great man or the great
+woman are with friends before whom they are ashamed to recognise the
+old woman that loved them.<br>
+<br>
+When she goes home that night, how lonely will the room appear to her!&nbsp;
+Perhaps the neighbours may hear her sobbing to herself in the dark,
+with the fire burnt out for want of fuel, and the candle still unlit
+upon the table.<br>
+<br>
+And it is for this that they live, these quasi-mothers - mothers in
+everything but the travail and the thanks.&nbsp; It is for this that
+they have remained virtuous in youth, living the dull life of a household
+servant.&nbsp; It is for this that they refused the old sweetheart,
+and have no fireside or offspring of their own.<br>
+<br>
+I believe in a better state of things, that there will be no more nurses,
+and that every mother will nurse her own offspring; for what can be
+more hardening and demoralising than to call forth the tenderest feelings
+of a woman&rsquo;s heart and cherish them yourself as long as you need
+them, as long as your children require a nurse to love them, and then
+to blight and thwart and destroy them, whenever your own use for them
+is at an end.&nbsp; This may be Utopian; but it is always a little thing
+if one mother or two mothers can be brought to feel more tenderly to
+those who share their toil and have no part in their reward.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER V - A CHARACTER<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+The man has a red, bloated face, and his figure is short and squat.&nbsp;
+So far there is nothing in him to notice, but when you see his eyes,
+you can read in these hard and shallow orbs a depravity beyond measure
+depraved, a thirst after wickedness, the pure, disinterested love of
+Hell for its own sake.&nbsp; The other night, in the street, I was watching
+an omnibus passing with lit-up windows, when I heard some one coughing
+at my side as though he would cough his soul out; and turning round,
+I saw him stopping under a lamp, with a brown greatcoat buttoned round
+him and his whole face convulsed.&nbsp; It seemed as if he could not
+live long; and so the sight set my mind upon a train of thought, as
+I finished my cigar up and down the lighted streets.<br>
+<br>
+He is old, but all these years have not yet quenched his thirst for
+evil, and his eyes still delight themselves in wickedness.&nbsp; He
+is dumb; but he will not let that hinder his foul trade, or perhaps
+I should say, his yet fouler amusement, and he has pressed a slate into
+the service of corruption.&nbsp; Look at him, and he will sign to you
+with his bloated head, and when you go to him in answer to the sign,
+thinking perhaps that the poor dumb man has lost his way, you will see
+what he writes upon his slate.&nbsp; He haunts the doors of schools,
+and shows such inscriptions as these to the innocent children that come
+out.&nbsp; He hangs about picture-galleries, and makes the noblest pictures
+the text for some silent homily of vice.&nbsp; His industry is a lesson
+to ourselves.&nbsp; Is it not wonderful how he can triumph over his
+infirmities and do such an amount of harm without a tongue?&nbsp; Wonderful
+industry - strange, fruitless, pleasureless toil?&nbsp; Must not the
+very devil feel a soft emotion to see his disinterested and laborious
+service?&nbsp; Ah, but the devil knows better than this: he knows that
+this man is penetrated with the love of evil and that all his pleasure
+is shut up in wickedness: he recognises him, perhaps, as a fit type
+for mankind of his satanic self, and watches over his effigy as we might
+watch over a favourite likeness.&nbsp; As the business man comes to
+love the toil, which he only looked upon at first as a ladder towards
+other desires and less unnatural gratifications, so the dumb man has
+felt the charm of his trade and fallen captivated before the eyes of
+sin.&nbsp; It is a mistake when preachers tell us that vice is hideous
+and loathsome; for even vice has her H&ouml;rsel and her devotees, who
+love her for her own sake.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+THE GREAT NORTH ROAD<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER I - NANCE AT THE &lsquo;GREEN DRAGON&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Nance Holdaway was on her knees before the fire blowing the green wood
+that voluminously smoked upon the dogs, and only now and then shot forth
+a smothered flame; her knees already ached and her eyes smarted, for
+she had been some while at this ungrateful task, but her mind was gone
+far away to meet the coming stranger.&nbsp; Now she met him in the wood,
+now at the castle gate, now in the kitchen by candle-light; each fresh
+presentment eclipsed the one before; a form so elegant, manners so sedate,
+a countenance so brave and comely, a voice so winning and resolute -
+sure such a man was never seen!&nbsp; The thick-coming fancies poured
+and brightened in her head like the smoke and flames upon the hearth.<br>
+<br>
+Presently the heavy foot of her uncle Jonathan was heard upon the stair,
+and as he entered the room she bent the closer to her work.&nbsp; He
+glanced at the green fagots with a sneer, and looked askance at the
+bed and the white sheets, at the strip of carpet laid, like an island,
+on the great expanse of the stone floor, and at the broken glazing of
+the casement clumsily repaired with paper.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Leave that fire a-be,&rsquo; he cried.&nbsp; &lsquo;What, have
+I toiled all my life to turn innkeeper at the hind end?&nbsp; Leave
+it a-be, I say.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;La, uncle, it doesn&rsquo;t burn a bit; it only smokes,&rsquo;
+said Nance, looking up from her position.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You are come of decent people on both sides,&rsquo; returned
+the old man.&nbsp; &lsquo;Who are you to blow the coals for any Robin-run-agate?&nbsp;
+Get up, get on your hood, make yourself useful, and be off to the &ldquo;Green
+Dragon.&rdquo;&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I thought you was to go yourself,&rsquo; Nance faltered.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;So did I,&rsquo; quoth Jonathan; &lsquo;but it appears I was
+mistook.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+The very excess of her eagerness alarmed her, and she began to hang
+back.&nbsp; &lsquo;I think I would rather not, dear uncle,&rsquo; she
+said.&nbsp; &lsquo;Night is at hand, and I think, dear, I would rather
+not.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Now you look here,&rsquo; replied Jonathan, &lsquo;I have my
+lord&rsquo;s orders, have I not?&nbsp; Little he gives me, but it&rsquo;s
+all my livelihood.&nbsp; And do you fancy, if I disobey my lord, I&rsquo;m
+likely to turn round for a lass like you?&nbsp; No, I&rsquo;ve that
+hell-fire of pain in my old knee, I wouldn&rsquo;t walk a mile, not
+for King George upon his bended knees.&rsquo;&nbsp; And he walked to
+the window and looked down the steep scarp to where the river foamed
+in the bottom of the dell.<br>
+<br>
+Nance stayed for no more bidding.&nbsp; In her own room, by the glimmer
+of the twilight, she washed her hands and pulled on her Sunday mittens;
+adjusted her black hood, and tied a dozen times its cherry ribbons;
+and in less than ten minutes, with a fluttering heart and excellently
+bright eyes, she passed forth under the arch and over the bridge, into
+the thickening shadows of the groves.&nbsp; A well-marked wheel-track
+conducted her.&nbsp; The wood, which upon both sides of the river dell
+was a mere scrambling thicket of hazel, hawthorn, and holly, boasted
+on the level of more considerable timber.&nbsp; Beeches came to a good
+growth, with here and there an oak; and the track now passed under a
+high arcade of branches, and now ran under the open sky in glades.&nbsp;
+As the girl proceeded these glades became more frequent, the trees began
+again to decline in size, and the wood to degenerate into furzy coverts.&nbsp;
+Last of all there was a fringe of elders; and beyond that the track
+came forth upon an open, rolling moorland, dotted with wind-bowed and
+scanty bushes, and all golden brown with the winter, like a grouse.&nbsp;
+Right over against the girl the last red embers of the sunset burned
+under horizontal clouds; the night fell clear and still and frosty,
+and the track in low and marshy passages began to crackle under foot
+with ice.<br>
+<br>
+Some half a mile beyond the borders of the wood the lights of the &lsquo;Green
+Dragon&rsquo; hove in sight, and running close beside them, very faint
+in the dying dusk, the pale ribbon of the Great North Road.&nbsp; It
+was the back of the post-house that was presented to Nance Holdaway;
+and as she continued to draw near and the night to fall more completely,
+she became aware of an unusual brightness and bustle.&nbsp; A post-chaise
+stood in the yard, its lamps already lighted: light shone hospitably
+in the windows and from the open door; moving lights and shadows testified
+to the activity of servants bearing lanterns.&nbsp; The clank of pails,
+the stamping of hoofs on the firm causeway, the jingle of harness, and,
+last of all, the energetic hissing of a groom, began to fall upon her
+ear.&nbsp; By the stir you would have thought the mail was at the door,
+but it was still too early in the night.&nbsp; The down mail was not
+due at the &lsquo;Green Dragon&rsquo; for hard upon an hour; the up
+mail from Scotland not before two in the black morning.<br>
+<br>
+Nance entered the yard somewhat dazzled.&nbsp; Sam, the tall ostler,
+was polishing a curb-chain wit sand; the lantern at his feet letting
+up spouts of candle-light through the holes with which its conical roof
+was peppered.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Hey, miss,&rsquo; said he jocularly, &lsquo;you won&rsquo;t look
+at me any more, now you have gentry at the castle.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Her cheeks burned with anger.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;That&rsquo;s my lord&rsquo;s chay,&rsquo; the man continued,
+nodding at the chaise, &lsquo;Lord Windermoor&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Came all
+in a fluster - dinner, bowl of punch, and put the horses to. For all
+the world like a runaway match, my dear - bar the bride.&nbsp; He brought
+Mr. Archer in the chay with him.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Is that Holdaway?&rsquo; cried the landlord from the lighted
+entry, where he stood shading his eyes.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Only me, sir,&rsquo; answered Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;O, you, Miss Nance,&rsquo; he said.&nbsp; &lsquo;Well, come in
+quick, my pretty.&nbsp; My lord is waiting for your uncle.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+And he ushered Nance into a room cased with yellow wainscot and lighted
+by tall candles, where two gentlemen sat at a table finishing a bowl
+of punch.&nbsp; One of these was stout, elderly, and irascible, with
+a face like a full moon, well dyed with liquor, thick tremulous lips,
+a short, purple hand, in which he brandished a long pipe, and an abrupt
+and gobbling utterance.&nbsp; This was my Lord Windermoor.&nbsp; In
+his companion Nance beheld a younger man, tall, quiet, grave, demurely
+dressed, and wearing his own hair.&nbsp; Her glance but lighted on him,
+and she flushed, for in that second she made sure that she had twice
+betrayed herself - betrayed by the involuntary flash of her black eyes
+her secret impatience to behold this new companion, and, what was far
+worse, betrayed her disappointment in the realisation of her dreams.&nbsp;
+He, meanwhile, as if unconscious, continued to regard her with unmoved
+decorum.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;O, a man of wood,&rsquo; thought Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What - what?&rsquo; said his lordship.&nbsp; &lsquo;Who is this?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;If you please, my lord, I am Holdaway&rsquo;s niece,&rsquo; replied
+Nance, with a curtsey.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Should have been here himself,&rsquo; observed his lordship.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Well, you tell Holdaway that I&rsquo;m aground, not a stiver
+- not a stiver.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m running from the beagles - going abroad,
+tell Holdaway.&nbsp; And he need look for no more wages: glad of &rsquo;em
+myself, if I could get &rsquo;em.&nbsp; He can live in the castle if
+he likes, or go to the devil.&nbsp; O, and here is Mr. Archer; and I
+recommend him to take him in - a friend of mine - and Mr. Archer will
+pay, as I wrote.&nbsp; And I regard that in the light of a precious
+good thing for Holdaway, let me tell you, and a set-off against the
+wages.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;But O, my lord!&rsquo; cried Nance, &lsquo;we live upon the wages,
+and what are we to do without?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What am I to do? - what am I to do?&rsquo; replied Lord Windermoor
+with some exasperation.&nbsp; &lsquo;I have no wages.&nbsp; And there
+is Mr. Archer.&nbsp; And if Holdaway doesn&rsquo;t like it, he can go
+to the devil, and you with him! - and you with him!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And yet, my lord,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;these good people
+will have as keen a sense of loss as you or I; keener, perhaps, since
+they have done nothing to deserve it.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Deserve it?&rsquo; cried the peer.&nbsp; &lsquo;What?&nbsp; What?&nbsp;
+If a rascally highwayman comes up to me with a confounded pistol, do
+you say that I&rsquo;ve deserved it?&nbsp; How often am I to tell you,
+sir, that I was cheated - that I was cheated?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You are happy in the belief,&rsquo; returned Mr. Archer gravely.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Archer, you would be the death of me!&rsquo; exclaimed his lordship.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;You know you&rsquo;re drunk; you know it, sir; and yet you can&rsquo;t
+get up a spark of animation.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I have drunk fair, my lord,&rsquo; replied the younger man; &lsquo;but
+I own I am conscious of no exhilaration.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;If you had as black a look-out as me, sir,&rsquo; cried the peer,
+&lsquo;you would be very glad of a little innocent exhilaration, let
+me tell you.&nbsp; I am glad of it - glad of it, and I only wish I was
+drunker.&nbsp; For let me tell you it&rsquo;s a cruel hard thing upon
+a man of my time of life and my position, to be brought down to beggary
+because the world is full of thieves and rascals - thieves and rascals.&nbsp;
+What?&nbsp; For all I know, you may be a thief and a rascal yourself;
+and I would fight you for a pinch of snuff - a pinch of snuff,&rsquo;
+exclaimed his lordship.<br>
+<br>
+Here Mr. Archer turned to Nance Holdaway with a pleasant smile, so full
+of sweetness, kindness, and composure that, at one bound, her dreams
+returned to her.&nbsp; &lsquo;My good Miss Holdaway,&rsquo; said he,
+&lsquo;if you are willing to show me the road, I am even eager to be
+gone.&nbsp; As for his lordship and myself, compose yourself; there
+is no fear; this is his lordship&rsquo;s way.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What? what?&rsquo; cried his lordship.&nbsp; &lsquo;My way?&nbsp;
+Ish no such a thing, my way.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Come, my lord,&rsquo; cried Archer; &lsquo;you and I very thoroughly
+understand each other; and let me suggest, it is time that both of us
+were gone.&nbsp; The mail will soon be due.&nbsp; Here, then, my lord,
+I take my leave of you, with the most earnest assurance of my gratitude
+for the past, and a sincere offer of any services I may be able to render
+in the future.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Archer,&rsquo; exclaimed Lord Windermoor, &lsquo;I love you like
+a son.&nbsp; Le&rsquo; &rsquo;s have another bowl.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;My lord, for both our sakes, you will excuse me,&rsquo; replied
+Mr. Archer.&nbsp; &lsquo;We both require caution; we must both, for
+some while at least, avoid the chance of a pursuit.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Archer,&rsquo; quoth his lordship, &lsquo;this is a rank ingratishood.&nbsp;
+What?&nbsp; I&rsquo;m to go firing away in the dark in the cold po&rsquo;chaise,
+and not so much as a game of &eacute;cart&eacute; possible, unless I
+stop and play with the postillion, the postillion; and the whole country
+swarming with thieves and rascals and highwaymen.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I beg your lordship&rsquo;s pardon,&rsquo; put in the landlord,
+who now appeared in the doorway to announce the chaise, &lsquo;but this
+part of the North Road is known for safety.&nbsp; There has not been
+a robbery, to call a robbery, this five years&rsquo; time.&nbsp; Further
+south, of course, it&rsquo;s nearer London, and another story,&rsquo;
+he added.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, then, if that&rsquo;s so,&rsquo; concluded my lord, &lsquo;le&rsquo;
+&rsquo;s have t&rsquo;other bowl and a pack of cards.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;My lord, you forget,&rsquo; said Archer, &lsquo;I might still
+gain; but it is hardly possible for me to lose.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Think I&rsquo;m a sharper?&rsquo; inquired the peer.&nbsp; &lsquo;Gen&rsquo;leman&rsquo;s
+parole&rsquo;s all I ask.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+But Mr. Archer was proof against these blandishments, and said farewell
+gravely enough to Lord Windermoor, shaking his hand and at the same
+time bowing very low.&nbsp; &lsquo;You will never know,&rsquo; says
+he, &lsquo;the service you have done me.&rsquo;&nbsp; And with that,
+and before my lord had finally taken up his meaning, he had slipped
+about the table, touched Nance lightly but imperiously on the arm, and
+left the room.&nbsp; In face of the outbreak of his lordship&rsquo;s
+lamentations she made haste to follow the truant.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER II - IN WHICH MR. ARCHER IS INSTALLED<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+The chaise had been driven round to the front door; the courtyard lay
+all deserted, and only lit by a lantern set upon a window-sill.&nbsp;
+Through this Nance rapidly led the way, and began to ascend the swellings
+of the moor with a heart that somewhat fluttered in her bosom.&nbsp;
+She was not afraid, but in the course of these last passages with Lord
+Windermoor Mr. Archer had ascended to that pedestal on which her fancy
+waited to instal him.&nbsp; The reality, she felt, excelled her dreams,
+and this cold night walk was the first romantic incident in her experience.<br>
+<br>
+It was the rule in these days to see gentlemen unsteady after dinner,
+yet Nance was both surprised and amused when her companion, who had
+spoken so soberly, began to stumble and waver by her side with the most
+airy divagations.&nbsp; Sometimes he would get so close to her that
+she must edge away; and at others lurch clear out of the track and plough
+among deep heather.&nbsp; His courtesy and gravity meanwhile remained
+unaltered.&nbsp; He asked her how far they had to go; whether the way
+lay all upon the moorland, and when he learned they had to pass a wood
+expressed his pleasure.&nbsp; &lsquo;For,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;I am
+passionately fond of trees.&nbsp; Trees and fair lawns, if you consider
+of it rightly, are the ornaments of nature, as palaces and fine approaches
+- &rsquo;&nbsp; And here he stumbled into a patch of slough and nearly
+fell.&nbsp; The girl had hard work not to laugh, but at heart she was
+lost in admiration for one who talked so elegantly.<br>
+<br>
+They had got to about a quarter of a mile from the &lsquo;Green Dragon,&rsquo;
+and were near the summit of the rise, when a sudden rush of wheels arrested
+them.&nbsp; Turning and looking back, they saw the post-house, now much
+declined in brightness; and speeding away northward the two tremulous
+bright dots of my Lord Windermoor&rsquo;s chaise-lamps.&nbsp; Mr. Archer
+followed these yellow and unsteady stars until they dwindled into points
+and disappeared.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;There goes my only friend,&rsquo; he said.&nbsp; &lsquo;Death
+has cut off those that loved me, and change of fortune estranged my
+flatterers; and but for you, poor bankrupt, my life is as lonely as
+this moor.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+The tone of his voice affected both of them.&nbsp; They stood there
+on the side of the moor, and became thrillingly conscious of the void
+waste of the night, without a feature for the eye, and except for the
+fainting whisper of the carriage-wheels without a murmur for the ear.&nbsp;
+And instantly, like a mockery, there broke out, very far away, but clear
+and jolly, the note of the mail-guard&rsquo;s horn.&nbsp; &lsquo;Over
+the hills&rsquo; was his air.&nbsp; It rose to the two watchers on the
+moor with the most cheerful sentiment of human company and travel, and
+at the same time in and around the &lsquo;Green Dragon&rsquo; it woke
+up a great bustle of lights running to and fro and clattering hoofs.&nbsp;
+Presently after, out of the darkness to southward, the mail grew near
+with a growing rumble.&nbsp; Its lamps were very large and bright, and
+threw their radiance forward in overlapping cones; the four cantering
+horses swarmed and steamed; the body of the coach followed like a great
+shadow; and this lit picture slid with a sort of ineffectual swiftness
+over the black field of night, and was eclipsed by the buildings of
+the &lsquo;Green Dragon.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Mr. Archer turned abruptly and resumed his former walk; only that he
+was now more steady, kept better alongside his young conductor, and
+had fallen into a silence broken by sighs.&nbsp; Nance waxed very pitiful
+over his fate, contrasting an imaginary past of courts and great society,
+and perhaps the King himself, with the tumbledown ruin in a wood to
+which she was now conducting him.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You must try, sir, to keep your spirits up,&rsquo; said she.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;To be sure this is a great change for one like you; but who knows
+the future?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Mr. Archer turned towards her in the darkness, and she could clearly
+perceive that he smiled upon her very kindly.&nbsp; &lsquo;There spoke
+a sweet nature,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;and I must thank you for these
+words.&nbsp; But I would not have you fancy that I regret the past for
+any happiness found in it, or that I fear the simplicity and hardship
+of the country.&nbsp; I am a man that has been much tossed about in
+life; now up, now down; and do you think that I shall not be able to
+support what you support - you who are kind, and therefore know how
+to feel pain; who are beautiful, and therefore hope; who are young,
+and therefore (or am I the more mistaken?) discontented?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nay, sir, not that, at least,&rsquo; said Nance; &lsquo;not discontented.&nbsp;
+If I were to be discontented, how should I look those that have real
+sorrows in the face?&nbsp; I have faults enough, but not that fault;
+and I have my merits too, for I have a good opinion of myself.&nbsp;
+But for beauty, I am not so simple but that I can tell a banter from
+a compliment.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nay, nay,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;I had half forgotten;
+grief is selfish, and I was thinking of myself and not of you, or I
+had never blurted out so bold a piece of praise.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis the
+best proof of my sincerity.&nbsp; But come, now, I would lay a wager
+you are no coward?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Indeed, sir, I am not more afraid than another,&rsquo; said Nance.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;None of my blood are given to fear.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And you are honest?&rsquo; he returned.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I will answer for that,&rsquo; said she.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, then, to be brave, to be honest, to be kind, and to be
+contented, since you say you are so - is not that to fill up a great
+part of virtue?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I fear you are but a flatterer,&rsquo; said Nance, but she did
+not say it clearly, for what with bewilderment and satisfaction, her
+heart was quite oppressed.<br>
+<br>
+There could be no harm, certainly, in these grave compliments; but yet
+they charmed and frightened her, and to find favour, for reasons however
+obscure, in the eyes of this elegant, serious, and most unfortunate
+young gentleman, was a giddy elevation, was almost an apotheosis, for
+a country maid.<br>
+<br>
+But she was to be no more exercised; for Mr. Archer, disclaiming any
+thought of flattery, turned off to other subjects, and held her all
+through the wood in conversation, addressing her with an air of perfect
+sincerity, and listening to her answers with every mark of interest.&nbsp;
+Had open flattery continued, Nance would have soon found refuge in good
+sense; but the more subtle lure she could not suspect, much less avoid.&nbsp;
+It was the first time she had ever taken part in a conversation illuminated
+by any ideas.&nbsp; All was then true that she had heard and dreamed
+of gentlemen; they were a race apart, like deities knowing good and
+evil.&nbsp; And then there burst upon her soul a divine thought, hope&rsquo;s
+glorious sunrise: since she could understand, since it seemed that she
+too, even she, could interest this sorrowful Apollo, might she not learn?
+or was she not learning?&nbsp; Would not her soul awake and put forth
+wings?&nbsp; Was she not, in fact, an enchanted princess, waiting but
+a touch to become royal?&nbsp; She saw herself transformed, radiantly
+attired, but in the most exquisite taste: her face grown longer and
+more refined; her tint etherealised; and she heard herself with delighted
+wonder talking like a book.<br>
+<br>
+Meanwhile they had arrived at where the track comes out above the river
+dell, and saw in front of them the castle, faintly shadowed on the night,
+covering with its broken battlements a bold projection of the bank,
+and showing at the extreme end, where were the habitable tower and wing,
+some crevices of candle-light.&nbsp; Hence she called loudly upon her
+uncle, and he was seen to issue, lantern in hand, from the tower door,
+and, where the ruins did not intervene, to pick his way over the swarded
+courtyard, avoiding treacherous cellars and winding among blocks of
+fallen masonry.&nbsp; The arch of the great gate was still entire, flanked
+by two tottering bastions, and it was here that Jonathan met them, standing
+at the edge of the bridge, bent somewhat forward, and blinking at them
+through the glow of his own lantern.&nbsp; Mr. Archer greeted him with
+civility; but the old man was in no humour of compliance.&nbsp; He guided
+the newcomer across the court-yard, looking sharply and quickly in his
+face, and grumbling all the time about the cold, and the discomfort
+and dilapidation of the castle.&nbsp; He was sure he hoped that Mr.
+Archer would like it; but in truth he could not think what brought him
+there.&nbsp; Doubtless he had a good reason - this with a look of cunning
+scrutiny - but, indeed, the place was quite unfit for any person of
+repute; he himself was eaten up with the rheumatics.&nbsp; It was the
+most rheumaticky place in England, and some fine day the whole habitable
+part (to call it habitable) would fetch away bodily and go down the
+slope into the river.&nbsp; He had seen the cracks widening; there was
+a plaguy issue in the bank below; he thought a spring was mining it;
+it might be to-morrow, it might be next day; but they were all sure
+of a come-down sooner or later.&nbsp; &lsquo;And that is a poor death,&rsquo;
+said he, &lsquo;for any one, let alone a gentleman, to have a whole
+old ruin dumped upon his belly.&nbsp; Have a care to your left there;
+these cellar vaults have all broke down, and the grass and hemlock hide
+&rsquo;em.&nbsp; Well, sir, here is welcome to you, such as it is, and
+wishing you well away.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+And with that Jonathan ushered his guest through the tower door, and
+down three steps on the left hand into the kitchen or common room of
+the castle.&nbsp; It was a huge, low room, as large as a meadow, occupying
+the whole width of the habitable wing, with six barred windows looking
+on the court, and two into the river valley.&nbsp; A dresser, a table,
+and a few chairs stood dotted here and there upon the uneven flags.&nbsp;
+Under the great chimney a good fire burned in an iron fire-basket; a
+high old settee, rudely carved with figures and Gothic lettering, flanked
+it on either side; there was a hinge table and a stone bench in the
+chimney corner, and above the arch hung guns, axes, lanterns, and great
+sheaves of rusty keys.<br>
+<br>
+Jonathan looked about him, holding up the lantern, and shrugged his
+shoulders, with a pitying grimace.&nbsp; &lsquo;Here it is,&rsquo; he
+said.&nbsp; &lsquo;See the damp on the floor, look at the moss; where
+there&rsquo;s moss you may be sure that it&rsquo;s rheumaticky.&nbsp;
+Try and get near that fire for to warm yourself; it&rsquo;ll blow the
+coat off your back.&nbsp; And with a young gentleman with a face like
+yours, as pale as a tallow-candle, I&rsquo;d be afeard of a churchyard
+cough and a galloping decline,&rsquo; says Jonathan, naming the maladies
+with gloomy gusto, &lsquo;or the cold might strike and turn your blood,&rsquo;
+he added.<br>
+<br>
+Mr. Archer fairly laughed.&nbsp; &lsquo;My good Mr. Holdaway,&rsquo;
+said he, &lsquo;I was born with that same tallow-candle face, and the
+only fear that you inspire me with is the fear that I intrude unwelcomely
+upon your private hours.&nbsp; But I think I can promise you that I
+am very little troublesome, and I am inclined to hope that the terms
+which I can offer may still pay you the derangement.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Yes, the terms,&rsquo; said Jonathan, &lsquo;I was thinking of
+that.&nbsp; As you say, they are very small,&rsquo; and he shook his
+head.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Unhappily, I can afford no more,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;But this we have arranged already,&rsquo; he added with a certain
+stiffness; &lsquo;and as I am aware that Miss Holdaway has matter to
+communicate, I will, if you permit, retire at once.&nbsp; To-night I
+must bivouac; to-morrow my trunk is to follow from the &ldquo;Dragon.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+So if you will show me to my room I shall wish you a good slumber and
+a better awakening.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Jonathan silently gave the lantern to Nance, and she, turning and curtseying
+in the doorway, proceeded to conduct their guest up the broad winding
+staircase of the tower.&nbsp; He followed with a very brooding face.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Alas!&rsquo; cried Nance, as she entered the room, &lsquo;your
+fire black out,&rsquo; and, setting down the lantern, she clapped upon
+her knees before the chimney and began to rearrange the charred and
+still smouldering remains.&nbsp; Mr. Archer looked about the gaunt apartment
+with a sort of shudder.&nbsp; The great height, the bare stone, the
+shattered windows, the aspect of the uncurtained bed, with one of its
+four fluted columns broken short, all struck a chill upon his fancy.&nbsp;
+From this dismal survey his eyes returned to Nance crouching before
+the fire, the candle in one hand and artfully puffing at the embers;
+the flames as they broke forth played upon the soft outline of her cheek
+- she was alive and young, coloured with the bright hues of life, and
+a woman.&nbsp; He looked upon her, softening; and then sat down and
+continued to admire the picture.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;There, sir,&rsquo; said she, getting upon her feet, &lsquo;your
+fire is doing bravely now.&nbsp; Good-night.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+He rose and held out his hand.&nbsp; &lsquo;Come,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;you
+are my only friend in these parts, and you must shake hands.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+She brushed her hand upon her skirt and offered it, blushing.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;God bless you, my dear,&rsquo; said he.<br>
+<br>
+And then, when he was alone, he opened one of the windows, and stared
+down into the dark valley.&nbsp; A gentle wimpling of the river among
+stones ascended to his ear; the trees upon the other bank stood very
+black against the sky; farther away an owl was hooting.&nbsp; It was
+dreary and cold, and as he turned back to the hearth and the fine glow
+of fire, &lsquo;Heavens!&rsquo; said he to himself, &lsquo;what an unfortunate
+destiny is mine!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+He went to bed, but sleep only visited his pillow in uneasy snatches.&nbsp;
+Outbreaks of loud speech came up the staircase; he heard the old stones
+of the castle crack in the frosty night with sharp reverberations, and
+the bed complained under his tossings.&nbsp; Lastly, far on into the
+morning, he awakened from a doze to hear, very far off, in the extreme
+and breathless quiet, a wailing flourish on the horn.&nbsp; The down
+mail was drawing near to the &lsquo;Green Dragon.&rsquo;&nbsp; He sat
+up in bed; the sound was tragical by distance, and the modulation appealed
+to his ear like human speech.&nbsp; It seemed to call upon him with
+a dreary insistence - to call him far away, to address him personally,
+and to have a meaning that he failed to seize.&nbsp; It was thus, at
+least, in this nodding castle, in a cold, miry woodland, and so far
+from men and society, that the traffic on the Great North Road spoke
+to him in the intervals of slumber.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER III -&nbsp; JONATHAN HOLDAWAY<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Nance descended the tower stair, pausing at every step.&nbsp; She was
+in no hurry to confront her uncle with bad news, and she must dwell
+a little longer on the rich note of Mr. Archer&rsquo;s voice, the charm
+of his kind words, and the beauty of his manner and person.&nbsp; But,
+once at the stair-foot, she threw aside the spell and recovered her
+sensible and workaday self.<br>
+<br>
+Jonathan was seated in the middle of the settle, a mug of ale beside
+him, in the attitude of one prepared for trouble; but he did not speak,
+and suffered her to fetch her supper and eat of it, with a very excellent
+appetite, in silence.&nbsp; When she had done, she, too, drew a tankard
+of home-brewed, and came and planted herself in front of him upon the
+settle.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well?&rsquo; said Jonathan.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;My lord has run away,&rsquo; said Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What?&rsquo; cried the old man.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Abroad,&rsquo; she continued; &lsquo;run away from creditors.&nbsp;
+He said he had not a stiver, but he was drunk enough.&nbsp; He said
+you might live on in the castle, and Mr. Archer would pay you; but you
+was to look for no more wages, since he would be glad of them himself.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Jonathan&rsquo;s face contracted; the flush of a black, bilious anger
+mounted to the roots of his hair; he gave an inarticulate cry, leapt
+upon his feet, and began rapidly pacing the stone floor.&nbsp; At first
+he kept his hands behind his back in a tight knot; then he began to
+gesticulate as he turned.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;This man - this lord,&rsquo; he shouted, &lsquo;who is he?&nbsp;
+He was born with a gold spoon in his mouth, and I with a dirty straw.&nbsp;
+He rolled in his coach when he was a baby.&nbsp; I have dug and toiled
+and laboured since I was that high - that high.&rsquo;&nbsp; And he
+shouted again.&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;m bent and broke, and full of pains.&nbsp;
+D&rsquo; ye think I don&rsquo;t know the taste of sweat?&nbsp; Many&rsquo;s
+the gallon I&rsquo;ve drunk of it - ay, in the midwinter, toiling like
+a slave.&nbsp; All through, what has my life been?&nbsp; Bend, bend,
+bend my old creaking back till it would ache like breaking; wade about
+in the foul mire, never a dry stitch; empty belly, sore hands, hat off
+to my Lord Redface; kicks and ha&rsquo;pence; and now, here, at the
+hind end, when I&rsquo;m worn to my poor bones, a kick and done with
+it.&rsquo;&nbsp; He walked a little while in silence, and then, extending
+his hand, &lsquo;Now you, Nance Holdaway,&rsquo; says he, &lsquo;you
+come of my blood, and you&rsquo;re a good girl.&nbsp; When that man
+was a boy, I used to carry his gun for him.&nbsp; I carried the gun
+all day on my two feet, and many a stitch I had, and chewed a bullet
+for.&nbsp; He rode upon a horse, with feathers in his hat; but it was
+him that had the shots and took the game home.&nbsp; Did I complain?&nbsp;
+Not I.&nbsp; I knew my station.&nbsp; What did I ask, but just the chance
+to live and die honest?&nbsp; Nance Holdaway, don&rsquo;t let them deny
+it to me - don&rsquo;t let them do it.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been as poor
+as Job, and as honest as the day, but now, my girl, you mark these words
+of mine, I&rsquo;m getting tired of it.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I wouldn&rsquo;t say such words, at least,&rsquo; said Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You wouldn&rsquo;t?&rsquo; said the old man grimly.&nbsp; &lsquo;Well,
+and did I when I was your age?&nbsp; Wait till your back&rsquo;s broke
+and your hands tremble, and your eyes fail, and you&rsquo;re weary of
+the battle and ask no more but to lie down in your bed and give the
+ghost up like an honest man; and then let there up and come some insolent,
+ungodly fellow - ah! if I had him in these hands!&nbsp; &ldquo;Where&rsquo;s
+my money that you gambled?&rdquo; I should say.&nbsp; &ldquo;Where&rsquo;s
+my money that you drank and diced?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Thief!&rdquo;
+is what I would say; &ldquo;Thief!&rdquo;&rsquo; he roared, &lsquo;&ldquo;Thief&rdquo;&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Mr. Archer will hear you if you don&rsquo;t take care,&rsquo;
+said Nance, &lsquo;and I would be ashamed, for one, that he should hear
+a brave, old, honest, hard-working man like Jonathan Holdaway talk nonsense
+like a boy.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;D&rsquo; ye think I mind for Mr. Archer?&rsquo; he cried shrilly,
+with a clack of laughter; and then he came close up to her, stooped
+down with his two palms upon his knees, and looked her in the eyes,
+with a strange hard expression, something like a smile.&nbsp; &lsquo;Do
+I mind for God, my girl?&rsquo; he said; &lsquo;that&rsquo;s what it&rsquo;s
+come to be now, do I mind for God?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Uncle Jonathan,&rsquo; she said, getting up and taking him by
+the arm; &lsquo;you sit down again, where you were sitting.&nbsp; There,
+sit still; I&rsquo;ll have no more of this; you&rsquo;ll do yourself
+a mischief.&nbsp; Come, take a drink of this good ale, and I&rsquo;ll
+warm a tankard for you.&nbsp; La, we&rsquo;ll pull through, you&rsquo;ll
+see.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m young, as you say, and it&rsquo;s my turn to carry
+the bundle; and don&rsquo;t you worry your bile, or we&rsquo;ll have
+sickness, too, as well as sorrow.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;D&rsquo; ye think that I&rsquo;d forgotten you?&rsquo; said Jonathan,
+with something like a groan; and thereupon his teeth clicked to, and
+he sat silent with the tankard in his hand and staring straight before
+him.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Why,&rsquo; says Nance, setting on the ale to mull, &lsquo;men
+are always children, they say, however old; and if ever I heard a thing
+like this, to set to and make yourself sick, just when the money&rsquo;s
+failing.&nbsp; Keep a good heart up; you haven&rsquo;t kept a good heart
+these seventy years, nigh hand, to break down about a pound or two.&nbsp;
+Here&rsquo;s this Mr. Archer come to lodge, that you disliked so much.&nbsp;
+Well, now you see it was a clear Providence.&nbsp; Come, let&rsquo;s
+think upon our mercies.&nbsp; And here is the ale mulling lovely; smell
+of it; I&rsquo;ll take a drop myself, it smells so sweet.&nbsp; And,
+Uncle Jonathan, you let me say one word.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve lost more
+than money before now; you lost my aunt, and bore it like a man.&nbsp;
+Bear this.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+His face once more contracted; his fist doubled, and shot forth into
+the air, and trembled.&nbsp; &lsquo;Let them look out!&rsquo; he shouted.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Here, I warn all men; I&rsquo;ve done with this foul kennel of
+knaves.&nbsp; Let them look out!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Hush, hush! for pity&rsquo;s sake,&rsquo; cried Nance.<br>
+<br>
+And then all of a sudden he dropped his face into his hands, and broke
+out with a great hiccoughing dry sob that was horrible to hear.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;O,&rsquo; he cried, &lsquo;my God, if my son hadn&rsquo;t left
+me, if my Dick was here!&rsquo; and the sobs shook him; Nance sitting
+still and watching him, with distress.&nbsp; &lsquo;O, if he were here
+to help his father!&rsquo; he went on again.&nbsp; &lsquo;If I had a
+son like other fathers, he would save me now, when all is breaking down;
+O, he would save me!&nbsp; Ay, but where is he?&nbsp; Raking taverns,
+a thief perhaps.&nbsp; My curse be on him!&rsquo; he added, rising again
+into wrath.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Hush!&rsquo; cried Nance, springing to her feet: &lsquo;your
+boy, your dead wife&rsquo;s boy - Aunt Susan&rsquo;s baby that she loved
+- would you curse him?&nbsp; O, God forbid!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+The energy of her address surprised him from his mood.&nbsp; He looked
+upon her, tearless and confused.&nbsp; &lsquo;Let me go to my bed,&rsquo;
+he said at last, and he rose, and, shaking as with ague, but quite silent,
+lighted his candle, and left the kitchen.<br>
+<br>
+Poor Nance! the pleasant current of her dreams was all diverted.&nbsp;
+She beheld a golden city, where she aspired to dwell; she had spoken
+with a deity, and had told herself that she might rise to be his equal;
+and now the earthly ligaments that bound her down had been tightened.&nbsp;
+She was like a tree looking skyward, her roots were in the ground.&nbsp;
+It seemed to her a thing so coarse, so rustic, to be thus concerned
+about a loss in money; when Mr. Archer, fallen from the sky-level of
+counts and nobles, faced his changed destiny with so immovable a courage.&nbsp;
+To weary of honesty; that, at least, no one could do, but even to name
+it was already a disgrace; and she beheld in fancy her uncle, and the
+young lad, all laced and feathered, hand upon hip, bestriding his small
+horse.&nbsp; The opposition seemed to perpetuate itself from generation
+to generation; one side still doomed to the clumsy and the servile,
+the other born to beauty.<br>
+<br>
+She thought of the golden zones in which gentlemen were bred, and figured
+with so excellent a grace; zones in which wisdom and smooth words, white
+linen and slim hands, were the mark of the desired inhabitants; where
+low temptations were unknown, and honesty no virtue, but a thing as
+natural as breathing.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER IV - MINGLING THREADS<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+It was nearly seven before Mr. Archer left his apartment.&nbsp; On the
+landing he found another door beside his own opening on a roofless corridor,
+and presently he was walking on the top of the ruins.&nbsp; On one hand
+he could look down a good depth into the green court-yard; on the other
+his eye roved along the downward course of the river, the wet woods
+all smoking, the shadows long and blue, the mists golden and rosy in
+the sun, here and there the water flashing across an obstacle.&nbsp;
+His heart expanded and softened to a grateful melancholy, and with his
+eye fixed upon the distance, and no thought of present danger, he continued
+to stroll along the elevated and treacherous promenade.<br>
+<br>
+A terror-stricken cry rose to him from the courtyard.&nbsp; He looked
+down, and saw in a glimpse Nance standing below with hands clasped in
+horror and his own foot trembling on the margin of a gulf.&nbsp; He
+recoiled and leant against a pillar, quaking from head to foot, and
+covering his face with his hands; and Nance had time to run round by
+the stair and rejoin him where he stood before he had changed a line
+of his position.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ah!&rsquo; he cried, and clutched her wrist; &lsquo;don&rsquo;t
+leave me.&nbsp; The place rocks; I have no head for altitudes.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Sit down against that pillar,&rsquo; said Nance.&nbsp; &lsquo;Don&rsquo;t
+you be afraid; I won&rsquo;t leave you, and don&rsquo;t look up or down:
+look straight at me.&nbsp; How white you are!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;The gulf,&rsquo; he said, and closed his eyes again and shuddered.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Why,&rsquo; said Nance, &lsquo;what a poor climber you must be!&nbsp;
+That was where my cousin Dick used to get out of the castle after Uncle
+Jonathan had shut the gate.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been down there myself
+with him helping me.&nbsp; I wouldn&rsquo;t try with you,&rsquo; she
+said, and laughed merrily.<br>
+<br>
+The sound of her laughter was sincere and musical, and perhaps its beauty
+barbed the offence to Mr. Archer.&nbsp; The blood came into his face
+with a quick jet, and then left it paler than before.&nbsp; &lsquo;It
+is a physical weakness,&rsquo; he said harshly, &lsquo;and very droll,
+no doubt, but one that I can conquer on necessity.&nbsp; See, I am still
+shaking.&nbsp; Well, I advance to the battlements and look down.&nbsp;
+Show me your cousin&rsquo;s path.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;He would go sure-foot along that little ledge,&rsquo; said Nance,
+pointing as she spoke; &lsquo;then out through the breach and down by
+yonder buttress.&nbsp; It is easier coming back, of course, because
+you see where you are going.&nbsp; From the buttress foot a sheep-walk
+goes along the scarp - see, you can follow it from here in the dry grass.&nbsp;
+And now, sir,&rsquo; she added, with a touch of womanly pity, &lsquo;I
+would come away from here if I were you, for indeed you are not fit.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Sure enough Mr. Archer&rsquo;s pallor and agitation had continued to
+increase; his cheeks were deathly, his clenched fingers trembled pitifully.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;The weakness is physical,&rsquo; he sighed, and had nearly fallen.&nbsp;
+Nance led him from the spot, and he was no sooner back in the tower-stair,
+than he fell heavily against the wall and put his arm across his eyes.&nbsp;
+A cup of brandy had to be brought him before he could descend to breakfast;
+and the perfection of Nance&rsquo;s dream was for the first time troubled.<br>
+<br>
+Jonathan was waiting for them at table, with yellow, blood-shot eyes
+and a peculiar dusky complexion.&nbsp; He hardly waited till they found
+their seats, before, raising one hand, and stooping with his mouth above
+his plate, he put up a prayer for a blessing on the food and a spirit
+of gratitude in the eaters, and thereupon, and without more civility,
+fell to.&nbsp; But it was notable that he was no less speedily satisfied
+than he had been greedy to begin.&nbsp; He pushed his plate away and
+drummed upon the table.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;These are silly prayers,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;that they teach
+us.&nbsp; Eat and be thankful, that&rsquo;s no such wonder.&nbsp; Speak
+to me of starving - there&rsquo;s the touch.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re a man,
+they tell me, Mr. Archer, that has met with some reverses?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I have met with many,&rsquo; replied Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ha!&rsquo; said Jonathan.&nbsp; &lsquo;None reckons but the last.&nbsp;
+Now, see; I tried to make this girl here understand me.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Uncle,&rsquo; said Nance, &lsquo;what should Mr. Archer care
+for your concerns?&nbsp; He hath troubles of his own, and came to be
+at peace, I think.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I tried to make her understand me,&rsquo; repeated Jonathan doggedly;
+&lsquo;and now I&rsquo;ll try you.&nbsp; Do you think this world is
+fair?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Fair and false!&rsquo; quoth Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+The old man laughed immoderately.&nbsp; &lsquo;Good,&rsquo; said he,
+&lsquo;very good, but what I mean is this: do you know what it is to
+get up early and go to bed late, and never take so much as a holiday
+but four: and one of these your own marriage day, and the other three
+the funerals of folk you loved, and all that, to have a quiet old age
+in shelter, and bread for your old belly, and a bed to lay your crazy
+bones upon, with a clear conscience?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Sir,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, with an inclination of his head,
+&lsquo;you portray a very brave existence.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well,&rsquo; continued Jonathan, &lsquo;and in the end thieves
+deceive you, thieves rob and rook you, thieves turn you out in your
+old age and send you begging.&nbsp; What have you got for all your honesty?&nbsp;
+A fine return!&nbsp; You that might have stole scores of pounds, there
+you are out in the rain with your rheumatics!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Mr. Archer had forgotten to eat; with his hand upon his chin he was
+studying the old man&rsquo;s countenance.&nbsp; &lsquo;And you conclude?&rsquo;
+he asked.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Conclude!&rsquo; cried Jonathan.&nbsp; &lsquo;I conclude I&rsquo;ll
+be upsides with them.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ay,&rsquo; said the other, &lsquo;we are all tempted to revenge.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You have lost money?&rsquo; asked Jonathan.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;A great estate,&rsquo; said Archer quietly.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;See now!&rsquo; says Jonathan, &lsquo;and where is it?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nay, I sometimes think that every one has had his share of it
+but me,&rsquo; was the reply.&nbsp; &lsquo;All England hath paid his
+taxes with my patrimony: I was a sheep that left my wool on every briar.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And you sit down under that?&rsquo; cried the old man.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Come now, Mr. Archer, you and me belong to different stations;
+and I know mine - no man better - but since we have both been rooked,
+and are both sore with it, why, here&rsquo;s my hand with a very good
+heart, and I ask for yours, and no offence, I hope.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;There is surely no offence, my friend,&rsquo; returned Mr. Archer,
+as they shook hands across the table; &lsquo;for, believe me, my sympathies
+are quite acquired to you.&nbsp; This life is an arena where we fight
+with beasts; and, indeed,&rsquo; he added, sighing, &lsquo;I sometimes
+marvel why we go down to it unarmed.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+In the meanwhile a creaking of ungreased axles had been heard descending
+through the wood; and presently after, the door opened, and the tall
+ostler entered the kitchen carrying one end of Mr. Archer&rsquo;s trunk.&nbsp;
+The other was carried by an aged beggar man of that district, known
+and welcome for some twenty miles about under the name of &lsquo;Old
+Cumberland.&rsquo;&nbsp; Each was soon perched upon a settle, with a
+cup of ale; and the ostler, who valued himself upon his affability,
+began to entertain the company, still with half an eye on Nance, to
+whom in gallant terms he expressly dedicated every sip of ale.&nbsp;
+First he told of the trouble they had to get his Lordship started in
+the chaise; and how he had dropped a rouleau of gold on the threshold,
+and the passage and doorstep had been strewn with guinea-pieces.&nbsp;
+At this old Jonathan looked at Mr. Archer.&nbsp; Next the visitor turned
+to news of a more thrilling character: how the down mail had been stopped
+again near Grantham by three men on horseback - a white and two bays;
+how they had handkerchiefs on their faces; how Tom the guard&rsquo;s
+blunderbuss missed fire, but he swore he had winged one of them with
+a pistol; and how they had got clean away with seventy pounds in money,
+some valuable papers, and a watch or two.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Brave! brave!&rsquo; cried Jonathan in ecstasy.&nbsp; &lsquo;Seventy
+pounds!&nbsp; O, it&rsquo;s brave!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t see the great bravery,&rsquo; observed the
+ostler, misapprehending him.&nbsp; &lsquo;Three men, and you may call
+that three to one.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll call it brave when some one stops
+the mail single-handed; that&rsquo;s a risk.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And why should they hesitate?&rsquo; inquired Mr. Archer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;The poor souls who are fallen to such a way of life, pray what
+have they to lose?&nbsp; If they get the money, well; but if a ball
+should put them from their troubles, why, so better.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, sir,&rsquo; said the ostler, &lsquo;I believe you&rsquo;ll
+find they won&rsquo;t agree with you.&nbsp; They count on a good fling,
+you see; or who would risk it? - And here&rsquo;s my best respects to
+you, Miss Nance.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And I forgot the part of cowardice,&rsquo; resumed Mr. Archer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;All men fear.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;O, surely not!&rsquo; cried Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;All men,&rsquo; reiterated Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ay, that&rsquo;s a true word,&rsquo; observed Old Cumberland,
+&lsquo;and a thief, anyway, for it&rsquo;s a coward&rsquo;s trade.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;But these fellows, now,&rsquo; said Jonathan, with a curious,
+appealing manner - &lsquo;these fellows with their seventy pounds!&nbsp;
+Perhaps, Mr. Archer, they were no true thieves after all, but just people
+who had been robbed and tried to get their own again.&nbsp; What was
+that you said, about all England and the taxes?&nbsp; One takes, another
+gives; why, that&rsquo;s almost fair.&nbsp; If I&rsquo;ve been rooked
+and robbed, and the coat taken off my back, I call it almost fair to
+take another&rsquo;s.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ask Old Cumberland,&rsquo; observed the ostler; &lsquo;you ask
+Old Cumberland, Miss Nance!&rsquo; and he bestowed a wink upon his favoured
+fair one.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Why that?&rsquo; asked Jonathan.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;He had his coat taken - ay, and his shirt too,&rsquo; returned
+the ostler.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Is that so?&rsquo; cried Jonathan eagerly.&nbsp; &lsquo;Was you
+robbed too?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;That was I,&rsquo; replied Cumberland, &lsquo;with a warrant!&nbsp;
+I was a well-to-do man when I was young.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ay!&nbsp; See that!&rsquo; says Jonathan.&nbsp; &lsquo;And you
+don&rsquo;t long for a revenge?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Eh!&nbsp; Not me!&rsquo; answered the beggar.&nbsp; &lsquo;It&rsquo;s
+too long ago.&nbsp; But if you&rsquo;ll give me another mug of your
+good ale, my pretty lady, I won&rsquo;t say no to that.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And shalt have!&nbsp; And shalt have!&rsquo; cried Jonathan.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Or brandy even, if you like it better.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+And as Cumberland did like it better, and the ostler chimed in, the
+party pledged each other in a dram of brandy before separating.<br>
+<br>
+As for Nance, she slipped forth into the ruins, partly to avoid the
+ostler&rsquo;s gallantries, partly to lament over the defects of Mr.
+Archer.&nbsp; Plainly, he was no hero.&nbsp; She pitied him; she began
+to feel a protecting interest mingle with and almost supersede her admiration,
+and was at the same time disappointed and yet drawn to him.&nbsp; She
+was, indeed, conscious of such unshaken fortitude in her own heart,
+that she was almost tempted by an occasion to be bold for two.&nbsp;
+She saw herself, in a brave attitude, shielding her imperfect hero from
+the world; and she saw, like a piece of heaven, his gratitude for her
+protection.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER V - LIFE IN THE CASTLE<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+From that day forth the life of these three persons in the ruin ran
+very smoothly.&nbsp; Mr. Archer now sat by the fire with a book, and
+now passed whole days abroad, returning late, dead weary.&nbsp; His
+manner was a mask; but it was half transparent; through the even tenor
+of his gravity and courtesy profound revolutions of feeling were betrayed,
+seasons of numb despair, of restlessness, of aching temper.&nbsp; For
+days he would say nothing beyond his usual courtesies and solemn compliments;
+and then, all of a sudden, some fine evening beside the kitchen fire,
+he would fall into a vein of elegant gossip, tell of strange and interesting
+events, the secrets of families, brave deeds of war, the miraculous
+discovery of crime, the visitations of the dead.&nbsp; Nance and her
+uncle would sit till the small hours with eyes wide open: Jonathan applauding
+the unexpected incidents with many a slap of his big hand; Nance, perhaps,
+more pleased with the narrator&rsquo;s eloquence and wise reflections;
+and then, again, days would follow of abstraction, of listless humming,
+of frequent apologies and long hours of silence.&nbsp; Once only, and
+then after a week of unrelieved melancholy, he went over to the &lsquo;Green
+Dragon,&rsquo; spent the afternoon with the landlord and a bowl of punch,
+and returned as on the first night, devious in step but courteous and
+unperturbed of speech.<br>
+<br>
+If he seemed more natural and more at his ease it was when he found
+Nance alone; and, laying by some of his reserve, talked before her rather
+than to her of his destiny, character and hopes.&nbsp; To Nance these
+interviews were but a doubtful privilege.&nbsp; At times he would seem
+to take a pleasure in her presence, to consult her gravely, to hear
+and to discuss her counsels; at times even, but these were rare and
+brief, he would talk of herself, praise the qualities that she possessed,
+touch indulgently on her defects, and lend her books to read and even
+examine her upon her reading; but far more often he would fall into
+a half unconsciousness, put her a question and then answer it himself,
+drop into the veiled tone of voice of one soliloquising, and leave her
+at last as though he had forgotten her existence.&nbsp; It was odd,
+too, that in all this random converse, not a fact of his past life,
+and scarce a name, should ever cross his lips.&nbsp; A profound reserve
+kept watch upon his most unguarded moments.&nbsp; He spoke continually
+of himself, indeed, but still in enigmas; a veiled prophet of egoism.<br>
+<br>
+The base of Nance&rsquo;s feelings for Mr. Archer was admiration as
+for a superior being; and with this, his treatment, consciously or not,
+accorded happily.&nbsp; When he forgot her, she took the blame upon
+herself.&nbsp; His formal politeness was so exquisite that this essential
+brutality stood excused.&nbsp; His compliments, besides, were always
+grave and rational; he would offer reason for his praise, convict her
+of merit, and thus disarm suspicion.&nbsp; Nay, and the very hours when
+he forgot and remembered her alternately could by the ardent fallacies
+of youth be read in the light of an attention.&nbsp; She might be far
+from his confidence; but still she was nearer it than any one.&nbsp;
+He might ignore her presence, but yet he sought it.<br>
+<br>
+Moreover, she, upon her side, was conscious of one point of superiority.&nbsp;
+Beside this rather dismal, rather effeminate man, who recoiled from
+a worm, who grew giddy on the castle wall, who bore so helplessly the
+weight of his misfortunes, she felt herself a head and shoulders taller
+in cheerful and sterling courage.&nbsp; She could walk head in air along
+the most precarious rafter; her hand feared neither the grossness nor
+the harshness of life&rsquo;s web, but was thrust cheerfully, if need
+were, into the briar bush, and could take hold of any crawling horror.&nbsp;
+Ruin was mining the walls of her cottage, as already it had mined and
+subverted Mr. Archer&rsquo;s palace.&nbsp; Well, she faced it with a
+bright countenance and a busy hand.&nbsp; She had got some washing,
+some rough seamstress work from the &lsquo;Green Dragon,&rsquo; and
+from another neighbour ten miles away across the moor.&nbsp; At this
+she cheerfully laboured, and from that height she could afford to pity
+the useless talents and poor attitude of Mr. Archer.&nbsp; It did not
+change her admiration, but it made it bearable.&nbsp; He was above her
+in all ways; but she was above him in one.&nbsp; She kept it to herself,
+and hugged it.&nbsp; When, like all young creatures, she made long stories
+to justify, to nourish, and to forecast the course of her affection,
+it was this private superiority that made all rosy, that cut the knot,
+and that, at last, in some great situation, fetched to her knees the
+dazzling but imperfect hero.&nbsp; With this pretty exercise she beguiled
+the hours of labour, and consoled herself for Mr. Archer&rsquo;s bearing.<br>
+<br>
+Pity was her weapon and her weakness.&nbsp; To accept the loved one&rsquo;s
+faults, although it has an air of freedom, is to kiss the chain, and
+this pity it was which, lying nearer to her heart, lent the one element
+of true emotion to a fanciful and merely brain-sick love.<br>
+<br>
+Thus it fell out one day that she had gone to the &lsquo;Green Dragon&rsquo;
+and brought back thence a letter to Mr. Archer.&nbsp; He, upon seeing
+it, winced like a man under the knife: pain, shame, sorrow, and the
+most trenchant edge of mortification cut into his heart and wrung the
+steady composure of his face.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Dear heart! have you bad news?&rsquo; she cried.<br>
+<br>
+But he only replied by a gesture and fled to his room, and when, later
+on, she ventured to refer to it, he stopped her on the threshold, as
+if with words prepared beforehand.&nbsp; &lsquo;There are some pains,&rsquo;
+said he, &lsquo;too acute for consolation, or I would bring them to
+my kind consoler.&nbsp; Let the memory of that letter, if you please,
+be buried.&rsquo;&nbsp; And then as she continued to gaze at him, being,
+in spite of herself, pained by his elaborate phrase, doubtfully sincere
+in word and manner: &lsquo;Let it be enough,&rsquo; he added haughtily,
+&lsquo;that if this matter wring my heart, it doth not touch my conscience.&nbsp;
+I am a man, I would have you to know, who suffers undeservedly.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+He had never spoken so directly: never with so convincing an emotion;
+and her heart thrilled for him.&nbsp; She could have taken his pains
+and died of them with joy.<br>
+<br>
+Meanwhile she was left without support.&nbsp; Jonathan now swore by
+his lodger, and lived for him.&nbsp; He was a fine talker.&nbsp; He
+knew the finest sight of stories; he was a man and a gentleman, take
+him for all in all, and a perfect credit to Old England.&nbsp; Such
+were the old man&rsquo;s declared sentiments, and sure enough he clung
+to Mr. Archer&rsquo;s side, hung upon his utterance when he spoke, and
+watched him with unwearing interest when he was silent.&nbsp; And yet
+his feeling was not clear; in the partial wreck of his mind, which was
+leaning to decay, some after-thought was strongly present.&nbsp; As
+he gazed in Mr. Archer&rsquo;s face a sudden brightness would kindle
+in his rheumy eyes, his eye-brows would lift as with a sudden thought,
+his mouth would open as though to speak, and close again on silence.&nbsp;
+Once or twice he even called Mr. Archer mysteriously forth into the
+dark courtyard, took him by the button, and laid a demonstrative finger
+on his chest; but there his ideas or his courage failed him; he would
+shufflingly excuse himself and return to his position by the fire without
+a word of explanation.&nbsp; &lsquo;The good man was growing old,&rsquo;
+said Mr. Archer with a suspicion of a shrug.&nbsp; But the good man
+had his idea, and even when he was alone the name of Mr. Archer fell
+from his lips continually in the course of mumbled and gesticulative
+conversation.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER VI - THE BAD HALF-CROWN<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+However early Nance arose, and she was no sluggard, the old man, who
+had begun to outlive the earthly habit of slumber, would usually have
+been up long before, the fire would be burning brightly, and she would
+see him wandering among the ruins, lantern in hand, and talking assiduously
+to himself.&nbsp; One day, however, after he had returned late from
+the market town, she found that she had stolen a march upon that indefatigable
+early riser.&nbsp; The kitchen was all blackness.&nbsp; She crossed
+the castle-yard to the wood-cellar, her steps printing the thick hoarfrost.&nbsp;
+A scathing breeze blew out of the north-east and slowly carried a regiment
+of black and tattered clouds over the face of heaven, which was already
+kindled with the wild light of morning, but where she walked, in shelter
+of the ruins, the flame of her candle burned steady.&nbsp; The extreme
+cold smote upon her conscience.&nbsp; She could not bear to think this
+bitter business fell usually to the lot of one so old as Jonathan, and
+made desperate resolutions to be earlier in the future.<br>
+<br>
+The fire was a good blaze before he entered, limping dismally into the
+kitchen.&nbsp; &lsquo;Nance,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;I be all knotted
+up with the rheumatics; will you rub me a bit?&rsquo;&nbsp; She came
+and rubbed him where and how he bade her.&nbsp; &lsquo;This is a cruel
+thing that old age should be rheumaticky,&rsquo; said he.&nbsp; &lsquo;When
+I was young I stood my turn of the teethache like a man! for why? because
+it couldn&rsquo;t last for ever; but these rheumatics come to live and
+die with you.&nbsp; Your aunt was took before the time came; never had
+an ache to mention.&nbsp; Now I lie all night in my single bed and the
+blood never warms in me; this knee of mine it seems like lighted up
+with rheumatics; it seems as though you could see to sew by it; and
+all the strings of my old body ache, as if devils was pulling &rsquo;em.&nbsp;
+Thank you kindly; that&rsquo;s someways easier now, but an old man,
+my dear, has little to look for; it&rsquo;s pain, pain, pain to the
+end of the business, and I&rsquo;ll never be rightly warm again till
+I get under the sod,&rsquo; he said, and looked down at her with a face
+so aged and weary that she had nearly wept.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I lay awake all night,&rsquo; he continued; &lsquo;I do so mostly,
+and a long walk kills me.&nbsp; Eh, deary me, to think that life should
+run to such a puddle!&nbsp; And I remember long syne when I was strong,
+and the blood all hot and good about me, and I loved to run, too - deary
+me, to run!&nbsp; Well, that&rsquo;s all by.&nbsp; You&rsquo;d better
+pray to be took early, Nance, and not live on till you get to be like
+me, and are robbed in your grey old age, your cold, shivering, dark
+old age, that&rsquo;s like a winter&rsquo;s morning&rsquo;; and he bitterly
+shuddered, spreading his hands before the fire.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Come now,&rsquo; said Nance, &lsquo;the more you say the less
+you&rsquo;ll like it, Uncle Jonathan; but if I were you I would be proud
+for to have lived all your days honest and beloved, and come near the
+end with your good name: isn&rsquo;t that a fine thing to be proud of?&nbsp;
+Mr. Archer was telling me in some strange land they used to run races
+each with a lighted candle, and the art was to keep the candle burning.&nbsp;
+Well, now, I thought that was like life: a man&rsquo;s good conscience
+is the flame he gets to carry, and if he comes to the winning-post with
+that still burning, why, take it how you will, the man&rsquo;s a hero
+- even if he was low-born like you and me.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Did Mr. Archer tell you that?&rsquo; asked Jonathan.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;No, dear,&rsquo; said she, &lsquo;that&rsquo;s my own thought
+about it.&nbsp; He told me of the race.&nbsp; But see, now,&rsquo; she
+continued, putting on the porridge, &lsquo;you say old age is a hard
+season, but so is youth.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re half out of the battle,
+I would say; you loved my aunt and got her, and buried her, and some
+of these days soon you&rsquo;ll go to meet her; and take her my love
+and tell her I tried to take good care of you; for so I do, Uncle Jonathan.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Jonathan struck with his fist upon the settle.&nbsp; &lsquo;D&rsquo;
+ye think I want to die, ye vixen?&rsquo; he shouted.&nbsp; &lsquo;I
+want to live ten hundred years.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+This was a mystery beyond Nance&rsquo;s penetration, and she stared
+in wonder as she made the porridge.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I want to live,&rsquo; he continued, &lsquo;I want to live and
+to grow rich.&nbsp; I want to drive my carriage and to dice in hells
+and see the ring, I do.&nbsp; Is this a life that I lived?&nbsp; I want
+to be a rake, d&rsquo; ye understand?&nbsp; I want to know what things
+are like.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want to die like a blind kitten, and me
+seventy-six.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;O fie!&rsquo; said Nance.<br>
+<br>
+The old man thrust out his jaw at her, with the grimace of an irreverent
+schoolboy.&nbsp; Upon that aged face it seemed a blasphemy.&nbsp; Then
+he took out of his bosom a long leather purse, and emptying its contents
+on the settle, began to count and recount the pieces, ringing and examining
+each, and suddenly he leapt like a young man.&nbsp; &lsquo;What!&rsquo;
+he screamed.&nbsp; &lsquo;Bad?&nbsp; O Lord!&nbsp; I&rsquo;m robbed
+again!&rsquo;&nbsp; And falling on his knees before the settle he began
+to pour forth the most dreadful curses on the head of his deceiver.&nbsp;
+His eyes were shut, for to him this vile solemnity was prayer.&nbsp;
+He held up the bad half-crown in his right hand, as though he were displaying
+it to Heaven, and what increased the horror of the scene, the curses
+he invoked were those whose efficacy he had tasted - old age and poverty,
+rheumatism and an ungrateful son.&nbsp; Nance listened appalled; then
+she sprang forward and dragged down his arm and laid her hand upon his
+mouth.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Whist!&rsquo; she cried.&nbsp; &lsquo;Whist ye, for God&rsquo;s
+sake!&nbsp; O my man, whist ye!&nbsp; If Heaven were to hear; if poor
+Aunt Susan were to hear!&nbsp; Think, she may be listening.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+And with the histrionism of strong emotion she pointed to a corner of
+the kitchen.<br>
+<br>
+His eyes followed her finger.&nbsp; He looked there for a little, thinking,
+blinking; then he got stiffly to his feet and resumed his place upon
+the settle, the bad piece still in his hand.&nbsp; So he sat for some
+time, looking upon the half-crown, and now wondering to himself on the
+injustice and partiality of the law, now computing again and again the
+nature of his loss.&nbsp; So he was still sitting when Mr. Archer entered
+the kitchen.&nbsp; At this a light came into his face, and after some
+seconds of rumination he dispatched Nance upon an errand.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Mr. Archer,&rsquo; said he, as soon as they were alone together,
+&lsquo;would you give me a guinea-piece for silver?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Why, sir, I believe I can,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+And the exchange was just effected when Nance re-entered the apartment.&nbsp;
+The blood shot into her face.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What&rsquo;s to do here?&rsquo; she asked rudely.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nothing, my dearie,&rsquo; said old Jonathan, with a touch of
+whine.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What&rsquo;s to do?&rsquo; she said again.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Your uncle was but changing me a piece of gold,&rsquo; returned
+Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Let me see what he hath given you, Mr. Archer,&rsquo; replied
+the girl.&nbsp; &lsquo;I had a bad piece, and I fear it is mixed up
+among the good.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, well,&rsquo; replied Mr. Archer, smiling, &lsquo;I must
+take the merchant&rsquo;s risk of it.&nbsp; The money is now mixed.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I know my piece,&rsquo; quoth Nance.&nbsp; &lsquo;Come, let me
+see your silver, Mr. Archer.&nbsp; If I have to get it by a theft I&rsquo;ll
+see that money,&rsquo; she cried.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nay, child, if you put as much passion to be honest as the world
+to steal, I must give way, though I betray myself,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;There it is as I received it.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Nance quickly found the bad half-crown.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Give him another,&rsquo; she said, looking Jonathan in the face;
+and when that had been done, she walked over to the chimney and flung
+the guilty piece into the reddest of the fire.&nbsp; Its base constituents
+began immediately to run; even as she watched it the disc crumbled,
+and the lineaments of the King became confused.&nbsp; Jonathan, who
+had followed close behind, beheld these changes from over her shoulder,
+and his face darkened sorely.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Now,&rsquo; said she, &lsquo;come back to table, and to-day it
+is I that shall say grace, as I used to do in the old times, day about
+with Dick&rsquo;; and covering her eyes with one hand, &lsquo;O Lord,&rsquo;
+said she with deep emotion, &lsquo;make us thankful; and, O Lord, deliver
+us from evil!&nbsp; For the love of the poor souls that watch for us
+in heaven, O deliver us from evil.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER VII - THE BLEACHING-GREEN<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+The year moved on to March; and March, though it blew bitter keen from
+the North Sea, yet blinked kindly between whiles on the river dell.&nbsp;
+The mire dried up in the closest covert; life ran in the bare branches,
+and the air of the afternoon would be suddenly sweet with the fragrance
+of new grass.<br>
+<br>
+Above and below the castle the river crooked like the letter &lsquo;S.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+The lower loop was to the left, and embraced the high and steep projection
+which was crowned by the ruins; the upper loop enclosed a lawny promontory,
+fringed by thorn and willow.&nbsp; It was easy to reach it from the
+castle side, for the river ran in this part very quietly among innumerable
+boulders and over dam-like walls of rock.&nbsp; The place was all enclosed,
+the wind a stranger, the turf smooth and solid; so it was chosen by
+Nance to be her bleaching-green.<br>
+<br>
+One day she brought a bucketful of linen, and had but begun to wring
+and lay them out when Mr. Archer stepped from the thicket on the far
+side, drew very deliberately near, and sat down in silence on the grass.&nbsp;
+Nance looked up to greet him with a smile, but finding her smile was
+not returned, she fell into embarrassment and stuck the more busily
+to her employment.&nbsp; Man or woman, the whole world looks well at
+any work to which they are accustomed; but the girl was ashamed of what
+she did.&nbsp; She was ashamed, besides, of the sun-bonnet that so well
+became her, and ashamed of her bare arms, which were her greatest beauty.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nausicaa,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer at last, &lsquo;I find you like
+Nausicaa.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And who was she?&rsquo; asked Nance, and laughed in spite of
+herself, an empty and embarrassed laugh, that sounded in Mr. Archer&rsquo;s
+ears, indeed, like music, but to her own like the last grossness of
+rusticity.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;She was a princess of the Grecian islands,&rsquo; he replied.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;A king, being shipwrecked, found her washing by the shore.&nbsp;
+Certainly I, too, was shipwrecked,&rsquo; he continued, plucking at
+the grass.&nbsp; &lsquo;There was never a more desperate castaway -
+to fall from polite life, fortune, a shrine of honour, a grateful conscience,
+duties willingly taken up and faithfully discharged; and to fall to
+this - idleness, poverty, inutility, remorse.&rsquo;&nbsp; He seemed
+to have forgotten her presence, but here he remembered her again.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Nance,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;would you have a man sit down and
+suffer or rise up and strive?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nay,&rsquo; she said.&nbsp; &lsquo;I would always rather see
+him doing.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ha!&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;but yet you speak from an
+imperfect knowledge.&nbsp; Conceive a man damned to a choice of only
+evil - misconduct upon either side, not a fault behind him, and yet
+naught before him but this choice of sins.&nbsp; How would you say then?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I would say that he was much deceived, Mr. Archer,&rsquo; returned
+Nance.&nbsp; &lsquo;I would say there was a third choice, and that the
+right one.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I tell you,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;the man I have in
+view hath two ways open, and no more.&nbsp; One to wait, like a poor
+mewling baby, till Fate save or ruin him; the other to take his troubles
+in his hand, and to perish or be saved at once.&nbsp; It is no point
+of morals; both are wrong.&nbsp; Either way this step-child of Providence
+must fall; which shall he choose, by doing or not doing?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Fall, then, is what I would say,&rsquo; replied Nance.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Fall where you will, but do it!&nbsp; For O, Mr. Archer,&rsquo;
+she continued, stooping to her work, &lsquo;you that are good and kind,
+and so wise, it doth sometimes go against my heart to see you live on
+here like a sheep in a turnip-field!&nbsp; If you were braver - &rsquo;
+and here she paused, conscience-smitten.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Do I, indeed, lack courage?&rsquo; inquired Mr. Archer of himself.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Courage, the footstool of the virtues, upon which they stand?&nbsp;
+Courage, that a poor private carrying a musket has to spare of; that
+does not fail a weasel or a rat; that is a brutish faculty?&nbsp; I
+to fail there, I wonder?&nbsp; But what is courage, then?&nbsp; The
+constancy to endure oneself or to see others suffer?&nbsp; The itch
+of ill-advised activity: mere shuttle-wittedness, or to be still and
+patient?&nbsp; To inquire of the significance of words is to rob ourselves
+of what we seem to know, and yet, of all things, certainly to stand
+still is the least heroic.&nbsp; Nance,&rsquo; he said, &lsquo;did you
+ever hear of <i>Hamlet</i>?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Never,&rsquo; said Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;&rsquo;Tis an old play,&rsquo; returned Mr. Archer, &lsquo;and
+frequently enacted.&nbsp; This while I have been talking Hamlet.&nbsp;
+You must know this Hamlet was a Prince among the Danes,&rsquo; and he
+told her the play in a very good style, here and there quoting a verse
+or two with solemn emphasis.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;It is strange,&rsquo; said Nance; &lsquo;he was then a very poor
+creature?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;That was what he could not tell,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Look at me, am I as poor a creature?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+She looked, and what she saw was the familiar thought of all her hours;
+the tall figure very plainly habited in black, the spotless ruffles,
+the slim hands; the long, well-shapen, serious, shaven face, the wide
+and somewhat thin-lipped mouth, the dark eyes that were so full of depth
+and change and colour.&nbsp; He was gazing at her with his brows a little
+knit, his chin upon one hand and that elbow resting on his knee.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ye look a man!&rsquo; she cried, &lsquo;ay, and should be a great
+one!&nbsp; The more shame to you to lie here idle like a dog before
+the fire.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;My fair Holdaway,&rsquo; quoth Mr. Archer, &lsquo;you are much
+set on action.&nbsp; I cannot dig, to beg I am ashamed.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+He continued, looking at her with a half-absent fixity, &lsquo;&rsquo;Tis
+a strange thing, certainly, that in my years of fortune I should never
+taste happiness, and now when I am broke, enjoy so much of it, for was
+I ever happier than to-day?&nbsp; Was the grass softer, the stream pleasanter
+in sound, the air milder, the heart more at peace?&nbsp; Why should
+I not sink?&nbsp; To dig - why, after all, it should be easy.&nbsp;
+To take a mate, too?&nbsp; Love is of all grades since Jupiter; love
+fails to none; and children&rsquo; - but here he passed his hand suddenly
+over his eyes.&nbsp; &lsquo;O fool and coward, fool and coward!&rsquo;
+he said bitterly; &lsquo;can you forget your fetters?&nbsp; You did
+not know that I was fettered, Nance?&rsquo; he asked, again addressing
+her.<br>
+<br>
+But Nance was somewhat sore.&nbsp; &lsquo;I know you keep talking,&rsquo;
+she said, and, turning half away from him, began to wring out a sheet
+across her shoulder.&nbsp; &lsquo;I wonder you are not wearied of your
+voice.&nbsp; When the hands lie abed the tongue takes a walk.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Mr. Archer laughed unpleasantly, rose and moved to the water&rsquo;s
+edge.&nbsp; In this part the body of the river poured across a little
+narrow fell, ran some ten feet very smoothly over a bed of pebbles,
+then getting wind, as it were, of another shelf of rock which barred
+the channel, began, by imperceptible degrees, to separate towards either
+shore in dancing currents, and to leave the middle clear and stagnant.&nbsp;
+The set towards either side was nearly equal; about one half of the
+whole water plunged on the side of the castle, through a narrow gullet;
+about one half ran ripping past the margin of the green and slipped
+across a babbling rapid.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Here,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, after he had looked for some time
+at the fine and shifting demarcation of these currents, &lsquo;come
+here and see me try my fortune.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I am not like a man,&rsquo; said Nance; &lsquo;I have no time
+to waste.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Come here,&rsquo; he said again.&nbsp; &lsquo;I ask you seriously,
+Nance.&nbsp; We are not always childish when we seem so.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+She drew a little nearer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Now,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;you see these two channels - choose
+one.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I&rsquo;ll choose the nearest, to save time,&rsquo; said Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, that shall be for action,&rsquo; returned Mr. Archer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;And since I wish to have the odds against me, not only the other
+channel but yon stagnant water in the midst shall be for lying still.&nbsp;
+You see this?&rsquo; he continued, pulling up a withered rush.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I break it in three.&nbsp; I shall put each separately at the
+top of the upper fall, and according as they go by your way or by the
+other I shall guide my life.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;This is very silly,&rsquo; said Nance, with a movement of her
+shoulders.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I do not think it so,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And then,&rsquo; she resumed, &lsquo;if you are to try your fortune,
+why not evenly?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nay,&rsquo; returned Mr. Archer with a smile, &lsquo;no man can
+put complete reliance in blind fate; he must still cog the dice.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+By this time he had got upon the rock beside the upper fall, and, bidding
+her look out, dropped a piece of rush into the middle of the intake.&nbsp;
+The rusty fragment was sucked at once over the fall, came up again far
+on the right hand, leaned ever more and more in the same direction,
+and disappeared under the hanging grasses on the castle side.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;One,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;one for standing still.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+But the next launch had a different fate, and after hanging for a while
+about the edge of the stagnant water, steadily approached the bleaching-green
+and danced down the rapid under Nance&rsquo;s eyes.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;One for me,&rsquo; she cried with some exultation; and then she
+observed that Mr. Archer had grown pale, and was kneeling on the rock,
+with his hand raised like a person petrified.&nbsp; &lsquo;Why,&rsquo;
+said she, &lsquo;you do not mind it, do you?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Does a man not mind a throw of dice by which a fortune hangs?&rsquo;
+said Mr. Archer, rather hoarsely.&nbsp; &lsquo;And this is more than
+fortune.&nbsp; Nance, if you have any kindness for my fate, put up a
+prayer before I launch the next one.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;A prayer,&rsquo; she cried, &lsquo;about a game like this?&nbsp;
+I would not be so heathen.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;then without,&rsquo; and he closed
+his eyes and dropped the piece of rush.&nbsp; This time there was no
+doubt.&nbsp; It went for the rapid as straight as any arrow.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Action then!&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, getting to his feet; &lsquo;and
+then God forgive us,&rsquo; he added, almost to himself.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;God forgive us, indeed,&rsquo; cried Nance, &lsquo;for wasting
+the good daylight!&nbsp; But come, Mr. Archer, if I see you look so
+serious I shall begin to think you was in earnest.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nay,&rsquo; he said, turning upon her suddenly, with a full smile;
+&lsquo;but is not this good advice?&nbsp; I have consulted God and demigod;
+the nymph of the river, and what I far more admire and trust, my blue-eyed
+Minerva.&nbsp; Both have said the same.&nbsp; My own heart was telling
+it already.&nbsp; Action, then, be mine; and into the deep sea with
+all this paralysing casuistry.&nbsp; I am happy to-day for the first
+time.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER VIII - THE MAIL GUARD<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Somewhere about two in the morning a squall had burst upon the castle,
+a clap of screaming wind that made the towers rock, and a copious drift
+of rain that streamed from the windows.&nbsp; The wind soon blew itself
+out, but the day broke cloudy and dripping, and when the little party
+assembled at breakfast their humours appeared to have changed with the
+change of weather.&nbsp; Nance had been brooding on the scene at the
+river-side, applying it in various ways to her particular aspirations,
+and the result, which was hardly to her mind, had taken the colour out
+of her cheeks.&nbsp; Mr. Archer, too, was somewhat absent, his thoughts
+were of a mingled strain; and even upon his usually impassive countenance
+there were betrayed successive depths of depression and starts of exultation,
+which the girl translated in terms of her own hopes and fears.&nbsp;
+But Jonathan was the most altered: he was strangely silent, hardly passing
+a word, and watched Mr. Archer with an eager and furtive eye.&nbsp;
+It seemed as if the idea that had so long hovered before him had now
+taken a more solid shape, and, while it still attracted, somewhat alarmed
+his imagination.<br>
+<br>
+At this rate, conversation languished into a silence which was only
+broken by the gentle and ghostly noises of the rain on the stone roof
+and about all that field of ruins; and they were all relieved when the
+note of a man whistling and the sound of approaching footsteps in the
+grassy court announced a visitor.&nbsp; It was the ostler from the &lsquo;Green
+Dragon&rsquo; bringing a letter for Mr. Archer.&nbsp; Nance saw her
+hero&rsquo;s face contract and then relax again at sight of it; and
+she thought that she knew why, for the sprawling, gross black characters
+of the address were easily distinguishable from the fine writing on
+the former letter that had so much disturbed him.&nbsp; He opened it
+and began to read; while the ostler sat down to table with a pot of
+ale, and proceeded to make himself agreeable after his fashion.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Fine doings down our way, Miss Nance,&rsquo; said he.&nbsp; &lsquo;I
+haven&rsquo;t been abed this blessed night.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Nance expressed a polite interest, but her eye was on Mr. Archer, who
+was reading his letter with a face of such extreme indifference that
+she was tempted to suspect him of assumption.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Yes,&rsquo; continued the ostler, &lsquo;not been the like of
+it this fifteen years: the North Mail stopped at the three stones.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Jonathan&rsquo;s cup was at his lip, but at this moment he choked with
+a great splutter; and Mr. Archer, as if startled by the noise, made
+so sudden a movement that one corner of the sheet tore off and stayed
+between his finger and thumb.&nbsp; It was some little time before the
+old man was sufficiently recovered to beg the ostler to go on, and he
+still kept coughing and crying and rubbing his eyes.&nbsp; Mr. Archer,
+on his side, laid the letter down, and, putting his hands in his pocket,
+listened gravely to the tale.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Yes,&rsquo; resumed Sam, &lsquo;the North Mail was stopped by
+a single horseman; dash my wig, but I admire him!&nbsp; There were four
+insides and two out, and poor Tom Oglethorpe, the guard.&nbsp; Tom showed
+himself a man; let fly his blunderbuss at him; had him covered, too,
+and could swear to that; but the Captain never let on, up with a pistol
+and fetched poor Tom a bullet through the body.&nbsp; Tom, he squelched
+upon the seat, all over blood.&nbsp; Up comes the Captain to the window.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Oblige me,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;with what you have.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Would you believe it?&nbsp; Not a man says cheep! - not them.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Thy hands over thy head.&rdquo;&nbsp; Four watches, rings, snuff-boxes,
+seven-and-forty pounds overhead in gold.&nbsp; One Dicksee, a grazier,
+tries it on: gives him a guinea.&nbsp; &ldquo;Beg your pardon,&rdquo;
+says the Captain, &ldquo;I think too highly of you to take it at your
+hand.&nbsp; I will not take less than ten from such a gentleman.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+This Dicksee had his money in his stocking, but there was the pistol
+at his eye.&nbsp; Down he goes, offs with his stocking, and there was
+thirty golden guineas.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; says the Captain, &ldquo;you&rsquo;ve
+tried it on with me, but I scorns the advantage.&nbsp; Ten I said,&rdquo;
+he says, &ldquo;and ten I take.&rdquo;&nbsp; So, dash my buttons, I
+call that man a man!&rsquo; cried Sam in cordial admiration.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, and then?&rsquo; says Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Then,&rsquo; resumed Sam, &lsquo;that old fat fagot Engleton,
+him as held the ribbons and drew up like a lamb when he was told to,
+picks up his cattle, and drives off again.&nbsp; Down they came to the
+&ldquo;Dragon,&rdquo; all singing like as if they was scalded, and poor
+Tom saying nothing.&nbsp; You would &lsquo;a&rsquo; thought they had
+all lost the King&rsquo;s crown to hear them.&nbsp; Down gets this Dicksee.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Postmaster,&rdquo; he says, taking him by the arm, &ldquo;this
+is a most abominable thing,&rdquo; he says.&nbsp; Down gets a Major
+Clayton, and gets the old man by the other arm.&nbsp; &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve
+been robbed,&rdquo; he cries, &ldquo;robbed!&rdquo;&nbsp; Down gets
+the others, and all around the old man telling their story, and what
+they had lost, and how they was all as good as ruined; till at last
+Old Engleton says, says he, &ldquo;How about Oglethorpe?&rdquo; says
+he.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ay,&rdquo; says the others, &ldquo;how about the guard?&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Well, with that we bousted him down, as white as a rag and all blooded
+like a sop.&nbsp; I thought he was dead.&nbsp; Well, he ain&rsquo;t
+dead; but he&rsquo;s dying, I fancy.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Did you say four watches?&rsquo; said Jonathan.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Four, I think.&nbsp; I wish it had been forty,&rsquo; cried Sam.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Such a party of soused herrings I never did see - not a man among
+them bar poor Tom.&nbsp; But us that are the servants on the road have
+all the risk and none of the profit.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And this brave fellow,&rsquo; asked Mr. Archer, very quietly,
+&lsquo;this Oglethorpe - how is he now?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, sir, with my respects, I take it he has a hole bang through
+him,&rsquo; said Sam.&nbsp; &lsquo;The doctor hasn&rsquo;t been yet.&nbsp;
+He&rsquo;d &lsquo;a&rsquo; been bright and early if it had been a passenger.&nbsp;
+But, doctor or no, I&rsquo;ll make a good guess that Tom won&rsquo;t
+see to-morrow.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll die on a Sunday, will poor Tom; and
+they do say that&rsquo;s fortunate.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Did Tom see him that did it?&rsquo; asked Jonathan.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, he saw him,&rsquo; replied Sam, &lsquo;but not to swear
+by.&nbsp; Said he was a very tall man, and very big, and had a &rsquo;ankerchief
+about his face, and a very quick shot, and sat his horse like a thorough
+gentleman, as he is.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;A gentleman!&rsquo; cried Nance.&nbsp; &lsquo;The dirty knave!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, I calls a man like that a gentleman,&rsquo; returned the
+ostler; &lsquo;that&rsquo;s what I mean by a gentleman.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You don&rsquo;t know much of them, then,&rsquo; said Nance.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;A gentleman would scorn to stoop to such a thing.&nbsp; I call
+my uncle a better gentleman than any thief.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And you would be right,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;How many snuff-boxes did he get?&rsquo; asked Jonathan.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;O, dang me if I know,&rsquo; said Sam; &lsquo;I didn&rsquo;t
+take an inventory.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I will go back with you, if you please,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I should like to see poor Oglethorpe.&nbsp; He has behaved well.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;At your service, sir,&rsquo; said Sam, jumping to his feet.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I dare to say a gentleman like you would not forget a poor fellow
+like Tom - no, nor a plain man like me, sir, that went without his sleep
+to nurse him.&nbsp; And excuse me, sir,&rsquo; added Sam, &lsquo;you
+won&rsquo;t forget about the letter neither?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Surely not,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+Oglethorpe lay in a low bed, one of several in a long garret of the
+inn.&nbsp; The rain soaked in places through the roof and fell in minute
+drops; there was but one small window; the beds were occupied by servants,
+the air of the garret was both close and chilly.&nbsp; Mr. Archer&rsquo;s
+heart sank at the threshold to see a man lying perhaps mortally hurt
+in so poor a sick-room, and as he drew near the low bed he took his
+hat off.&nbsp; The guard was a big, blowsy, innocent-looking soul with
+a thick lip and a broad nose, comically turned up; his cheeks were crimson,
+and when Mr. Archer laid a finger on his brow he found him burning with
+fever.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I fear you suffer much,&rsquo; he said, with a catch in his voice,
+as he sat down on the bedside.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I suppose I do, sir,&rsquo; returned Oglethorpe; &lsquo;it is
+main sore.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I am used to wounds and wounded men,&rsquo; returned the visitor.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I have been in the wars and nursed brave fellows before now;
+and, if you will suffer me, I propose to stay beside you till the doctor
+comes.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;It is very good of you, sir, I am sure,&rsquo; said Oglethorpe.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;The trouble is they won&rsquo;t none of them let me drink.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;If you will not tell the doctor,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;I
+will give you some water.&nbsp; They say it is bad for a green wound,
+but in the Low Countries we all drank water when we found the chance,
+and I could never perceive we were the worse for it.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Been wounded yourself, sir, perhaps?&rsquo; called Oglethorpe.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Twice,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;and was as proud of these
+hurts as any lady of her bracelets.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis a fine thing to
+smart for one&rsquo;s duty; even in the pangs of it there is contentment.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ah, well!&rsquo; replied the guard, &lsquo;if you&rsquo;ve been
+shot yourself, that explains.&nbsp; But as for contentment, why, sir,
+you see, it smarts, as you say.&nbsp; And then, I have a good wife,
+you see, and a bit of a brat - a little thing, so high.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Don&rsquo;t move,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;No, sir, I will not, and thank you kindly,&rsquo; said Oglethorpe.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;At York they are.&nbsp; A very good lass is my wife - far too
+good for me.&nbsp; And the little rascal - well, I don&rsquo;t know
+how to say it, but he sort of comes round you.&nbsp; If I were to go,
+sir, it would be hard on my poor girl - main hard on her!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ay, you must feel bitter hardly to the rogue that laid you here,&rsquo;
+said Archer.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Why, no, sir, more against Engleton and the passengers,&rsquo;
+replied the guard.&nbsp; &lsquo;He played his hand, if you come to look
+at it; and I wish he had shot worse, or me better.&nbsp; And yet I&rsquo;ll
+go to my grave but what I covered him,&rsquo; he cried.&nbsp; &lsquo;It
+looks like witchcraft.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll go to my grave but what he was
+drove full of slugs like a pepper-box.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Quietly,&rsquo; said Mr. Archer, &lsquo;you must not excite yourself.&nbsp;
+These deceptions are very usual in war; the eye, in the moment of alert,
+is hardly to be trusted, and when the smoke blows away you see the man
+you fired at, taking aim, it may be, at yourself.&nbsp; You should observe,
+too, that you were in the dark night, and somewhat dazzled by the lamps,
+and that the sudden stopping of the mail had jolted you.&nbsp; In such
+circumstances a man may miss, ay, even with a blunder-buss, and no blame
+attach to his marksmanship.&rsquo; . . .<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+THE YOUNG CHEVALIER<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+PROLOGUE - THE WINE-SELLER&rsquo;S WIFE<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+There was a wine-seller&rsquo;s shop, as you went down to the river
+in the city of the Anti-popes.&nbsp; There a man was served with good
+wine of the country and plain country fare; and the place being clean
+and quiet, with a prospect on the river, certain gentlemen who dwelt
+in that city in attendance on a great personage made it a practice (when
+they had any silver in their purses) to come and eat there and be private.<br>
+<br>
+They called the wine-seller Paradou.&nbsp; He was built more like a
+bullock than a man, huge in bone and brawn, high in colour, and with
+a hand like a baby for size.&nbsp; Marie-Madeleine was the name of his
+wife; she was of Marseilles, a city of entrancing women, nor was any
+fairer than herself.&nbsp; She was tall, being almost of a height with
+Paradou; full-girdled, point-device in every form, with an exquisite
+delicacy in the face; her nose and nostrils a delight to look at from
+the fineness of the sculpture, her eyes inclined a hair&rsquo;s-breadth
+inward, her colour between dark and fair, and laid on even like a flower&rsquo;s.&nbsp;
+A faint rose dwelt in it, as though she had been found unawares bathing,
+and had blushed from head to foot.&nbsp; She was of a grave countenance,
+rarely smiling; yet it seemed to be written upon every part of her that
+she rejoiced in life.&nbsp; Her husband loved the heels of her feet
+and the knuckles of her fingers; he loved her like a glutton and a brute;
+his love hung about her like an atmosphere; one that came by chance
+into the wine-shop was aware of that passion; and it might be said that
+by the strength of it the woman had been drugged or spell-bound.&nbsp;
+She knew not if she loved or loathed him; he was always in her eyes
+like something monstrous - monstrous in his love, monstrous in his person,
+horrific but imposing in his violence; and her sentiment swung back
+and forward from desire to sickness.&nbsp; But the mean, where it dwelt
+chiefly, was an apathetic fascination, partly of horror; as of Europa
+in mid ocean with her bull.<br>
+<br>
+On the 10th November 1749 there sat two of the foreign gentlemen in
+the wine-seller&rsquo;s shop.&nbsp; They were both handsome men of a
+good presence, richly dressed.&nbsp; The first was swarthy and long
+and lean, with an alert, black look, and a mole upon his cheek.&nbsp;
+The other was more fair.&nbsp; He seemed very easy and sedate, and a
+little melancholy for so young a man, but his smile was charming.&nbsp;
+In his grey eyes there was much abstraction, as of one recalling fondly
+that which was past and lost.&nbsp; Yet there was strength and swiftness
+in his limbs; and his mouth set straight across his face, the under
+lip a thought upon side, like that of a man accustomed to resolve.&nbsp;
+These two talked together in a rude outlandish speech that no frequenter
+of that wine-shop understood.&nbsp; The swarthy man answered to the
+name of <i>Ballantrae</i>; he of the dreamy eyes was sometimes called
+<i>Balmile</i>, and sometimes <i>my Lord</i>, or <i>my</i> <i>Lord Gladsmuir</i>;
+but when the title was given him, he seemed to put it by as if in jesting,
+not without bitterness.<br>
+<br>
+The mistral blew in the city.&nbsp; The first day of that wind, they
+say in the countries where its voice is heard, it blows away all the
+dust, the second all the stones, and the third it blows back others
+from the mountains.&nbsp; It was now come to the third day; outside
+the pebbles flew like hail, and the face of the river was puckered,
+and the very building-stones in the walls of houses seemed to be curdled
+with the savage cold and fury of that continuous blast.&nbsp; It could
+be heard to hoot in all the chimneys of the city; it swept about the
+wine-shop, filling the room with eddies; the chill and gritty touch
+of it passed between the nearest clothes and the bare flesh; and the
+two gentlemen at the far table kept their mantles loose about their
+shoulders.&nbsp; The roughness of these outer hulls, for they were plain
+travellers&rsquo; cloaks that had seen service, set the greater mark
+of richness on what showed below of their laced clothes; for the one
+was in scarlet and the other in violet and white, like men come from
+a scene of ceremony; as indeed they were.<br>
+<br>
+It chanced that these fine clothes were not without their influence
+on the scene which followed, and which makes the prologue of our tale.&nbsp;
+For a long time Balmile was in the habit to come to the wine-shop and
+eat a meal or drink a measure of wine; sometimes with a comrade; more
+often alone, when he would sit and dream and drum upon the table, and
+the thoughts would show in the man&rsquo;s face in little glooms and
+lightenings, like the sun and the clouds upon a water.&nbsp; For a long
+time Marie-Madeleine had observed him apart.&nbsp; His sadness, the
+beauty of his smile when by any chance he remembered her existence and
+addressed her, the changes of his mind signalled forth by an abstruse
+play of feature, the mere fact that he was foreign and a thing detached
+from the local and the accustomed, insensibly attracted and affected
+her.&nbsp; Kindness was ready in her mind; it but lacked the touch of
+an occasion to effervesce and crystallise.&nbsp; Now Balmile had come
+hitherto in a very poor plain habit; and this day of the mistral, when
+his mantle was just open, and she saw beneath it the glancing of the
+violet and the velvet and the silver, and the clustering fineness of
+the lace, it seemed to set the man in a new light, with which he shone
+resplendent to her fancy.<br>
+<br>
+The high inhuman note of the wind, the violence and continuity of its
+outpouring, and the fierce touch of it upon man&rsquo;s whole periphery,
+accelerated the functions of the mind.&nbsp; It set thoughts whirling,
+as it whirled the trees of the forest; it stirred them up in flights,
+as it stirred up the dust in chambers.&nbsp; As brief as sparks, the
+fancies glittered and succeeded each other in the mind of Marie-Madeleine;
+and the grave man with the smile, and the bright clothes under the plain
+mantle, haunted her with incongruous explanations.&nbsp; She considered
+him, the unknown, the speaker of an unknown tongue, the hero (as she
+placed him) of an unknown romance, the dweller upon unknown memories.&nbsp;
+She recalled him sitting there alone, so immersed, so stupefied; yet
+she was sure he was not stupid.&nbsp; She recalled one day when he had
+remained a long time motionless, with parted lips, like one in the act
+of starting up, his eyes fixed on vacancy.&nbsp; Any one else must have
+looked foolish; but not he.&nbsp; She tried to conceive what manner
+of memory had thus entranced him; she forged for him a past; she showed
+him to herself in every light of heroism and greatness and misfortune;
+she brooded with petulant intensity on all she knew and guessed of him.&nbsp;
+Yet, though she was already gone so deep, she was still unashamed, still
+unalarmed; her thoughts were still disinterested; she had still to reach
+the stage at which - beside the image of that other whom we love to
+contemplate and to adorn - we place the image of ourself and behold
+them together with delight.<br>
+<br>
+She stood within the counter, her hands clasped behind her back, her
+shoulders pressed against the wall, her feet braced out.&nbsp; Her face
+was bright with the wind and her own thoughts; as a fire in a similar
+day of tempest glows and brightens on a hearth, so she seemed to glow,
+standing there, and to breathe out energy.&nbsp; It was the first time
+Ballantrae had visited that wine-seller&rsquo;s, the first time he had
+seen the wife; and his eyes were true to her.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I perceive your reason for carrying me to this very draughty
+tavern,&rsquo; he said at last.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I believe it is propinquity,&rsquo; returned Balmile.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You play dark,&rsquo; said Ballantrae, &lsquo;but have a care!&nbsp;
+Be more frank with me, or I will cut you out.&nbsp; I go through no
+form of qualifying my threat, which would be commonplace and not conscientious.&nbsp;
+There is only one point in these campaigns: that is the degree of admiration
+offered by the man; and to our hostess I am in a posture to make victorious
+love.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;If you think you have the time, or the game worth the candle,&rsquo;
+replied the other with a shrug.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;One would suppose you were never at the pains to observe her,&rsquo;
+said Ballantrae.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I am not very observant,&rsquo; said Balmile.&nbsp; &lsquo;She
+seems comely.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You very dear and dull dog!&rsquo; cried Ballantrae; &lsquo;chastity
+is the most besotting of the virtues.&nbsp; Why, she has a look in her
+face beyond singing!&nbsp; I believe, if you was to push me hard, I
+might trace it home to a trifle of a squint.&nbsp; What matters?&nbsp;
+The height of beauty is in the touch that&rsquo;s wrong, that&rsquo;s
+the modulation in a tune.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis the devil we all love; I
+owe many a conquest to my mole&rsquo; - he touched it as he spoke with
+a smile, and his eyes glittered; - &lsquo;we are all hunchbacks, and
+beauty is only that kind of deformity that I happen to admire.&nbsp;
+But come!&nbsp; Because you are chaste, for which I am sure I pay you
+my respects, that is no reason why you should be blind.&nbsp; Look at
+her, look at the delicious nose of her, look at her cheek, look at her
+ear, look at her hand and wrist - look at the whole baggage from heels
+to crown, and tell me if she wouldn&rsquo;t melt on a man&rsquo;s tongue.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+As Ballantrae spoke, half jesting, half enthusiastic, Balmile was constrained
+to do as he was bidden.&nbsp; He looked at the woman, admired her excellences,
+and was at the same time ashamed for himself and his companion.&nbsp;
+So it befell that when Marie-Madeleine raised her eyes, she met those
+of the subject of her contemplations fixed directly on herself with
+a look that is unmistakable, the look of a person measuring and valuing
+another - and, to clench the false impression, that his glance was instantly
+and guiltily withdrawn.&nbsp; The blood beat back upon her heart and
+leaped again; her obscure thoughts flashed clear before her; she flew
+in fancy straight to his arms like a wanton, and fled again on the instant
+like a nymph.&nbsp; And at that moment there chanced an interruption,
+which not only spared her embarrassment, but set the last consecration
+on her now articulate love.<br>
+<br>
+Into the wine-shop there came a French gentleman, arrayed in the last
+refinement of the fashion, though a little tumbled by his passage in
+the wind.&nbsp; It was to be judged he had come from the same formal
+gathering at which the others had preceded him; and perhaps that he
+had gone there in the hope to meet with them, for he came up to Ballantrae
+with unceremonious eagerness.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;At last, here you are!&rsquo; he cried in French.&nbsp; &lsquo;I
+thought I was to miss you altogether.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+The Scotsmen rose, and Ballantrae, after the first greetings, laid his
+hand on his companion&rsquo;s shoulder.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;My lord,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;allow me to present to you one
+of my best friends and one of our best soldiers, the Lord Viscount Gladsmuir.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+The two bowed with the elaborate elegance of the period.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;<i>Monseigneur</i>,&rsquo; said Balmile, &lsquo;<i>je n&rsquo;ai
+pas la pr&eacute;tention de m&rsquo;affubler d&rsquo;un titre que la
+mauvaise fortune de mon roi ne me permet pas de porter comma il sied.&nbsp;
+Je m&rsquo;appelle, pour vous servir, Blair de Balmile tout court</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+[My lord, I have not the effrontery to cumber myself with a title which
+the ill fortunes of my king will not suffer me to bear the way it should
+be.&nbsp; I call myself, at your service, plain Blair of Balmile.]<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;<i>Monsieur le Vicomte ou monsieur Bl&egrave;r&rsquo; de Balma&iuml;l</i>,&rsquo;
+replied the newcomer, &lsquo;<i>le nom n&rsquo;y fait rien, et l&rsquo;on
+conna&icirc;t vos beaux faits</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; [The name matters nothing,
+your gallant actions are known.]<br>
+<br>
+A few more ceremonies, and these three, sitting down together to the
+table, called for wine.&nbsp; It was the happiness of Marie-Madeleine
+to wait unobserved upon the prince of her desires.&nbsp; She poured
+the wine, he drank of it; and that link between them seemed to her,
+for the moment, close as a caress.&nbsp; Though they lowered their tones,
+she surprised great names passing in their conversation, names of kings,
+the names of de Gesvre and Belle-Isle; and the man who dealt in these
+high matters, and she who was now coupled with him in her own thoughts,
+seemed to swim in mid air in a transfiguration.&nbsp; Love is a crude
+core, but it has singular and far-reaching fringes; in that passionate
+attraction for the stranger that now swayed and mastered her, his harsh
+incomprehensible language, and these names of grandees in his talk,
+were each an element.<br>
+<br>
+The Frenchman stayed not long, but it was plain he left behind him matter
+of much interest to his companions; they spoke together earnestly, their
+heads down, the woman of the wine-shop totally forgotten; and they were
+still so occupied when Paradou returned.<br>
+<br>
+This man&rsquo;s love was unsleeping.&nbsp; The even bluster of the
+mistral, with which he had been combating some hours, had not suspended,
+though it had embittered, that predominant passion.&nbsp; His first
+look was for his wife, a look of hope and suspicion, menace and humility
+and love, that made the over-blooming brute appear for the moment almost
+beautiful.&nbsp; She returned his glance, at first as though she knew
+him not, then with a swiftly waxing coldness of intent; and at last,
+without changing their direction, she had closed her eyes.<br>
+<br>
+There passed across her mind during that period much that Paradou could
+not have understood had it been told to him in words: chiefly the sense
+of an enlightening contrast betwixt the man who talked of kings and
+the man who kept a wine-shop, betwixt the love she yearned for and that
+to which she had been long exposed like a victim bound upon the altar.&nbsp;
+There swelled upon her, swifter than the Rhone, a tide of abhorrence
+and disgust.&nbsp; She had succumbed to the monster, humbling herself
+below animals; and now she loved a hero, aspiring to the semi-divine.&nbsp;
+It was in the pang of that humiliating thought that she had closed her
+eyes.<br>
+<br>
+Paradou - quick as beasts are quick, to translate silence - felt the
+insult through his blood; his inarticulate soul bellowed within him
+for revenge.&nbsp; He glanced about the shop.&nbsp; He saw the two indifferent
+gentlemen deep in talk, and passed them over: his fancy flying not so
+high.&nbsp; There was but one other present, a country lout who stood
+swallowing his wine, equally unobserved by all and unobserving - to
+him he dealt a glance of murderous suspicion, and turned direct upon
+his wife.&nbsp; The wine-shop had lain hitherto, a space of shelter,
+the scene of a few ceremonial passages and some whispered conversation,
+in the howling river of the wind; the clock had not yet ticked a score
+of times since Paradou&rsquo;s appearance; and now, as he suddenly gave
+tongue, it seemed as though the mistral had entered at his heels.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What ails you, woman?&rsquo; he cried, smiting on the counter.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Nothing ails me,&rsquo; she replied.&nbsp; It was strange; but
+she spoke and stood at that moment like a lady of degree, drawn upward
+by her aspirations.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You speak to me, by God, as though you scorned me!&rsquo; cried
+the husband.<br>
+<br>
+The man&rsquo;s passion was always formidable; she had often looked
+on upon its violence with a thrill, it had been one ingredient in her
+fascination; and she was now surprised to behold him, as from afar off,
+gesticulating but impotent.&nbsp; His fury might be dangerous like a
+torrent or a gust of wind, but it was inhuman; it might be feared or
+braved, it should never be respected.&nbsp; And with that there came
+in her a sudden glow of courage and that readiness to die which attends
+so closely upon all strong passions.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I do scorn you,&rsquo; she said.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What is that?&rsquo; he cried.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I scorn you,&rsquo; she repeated, smiling.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You love another man!&rsquo; said he.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;With all my soul,&rsquo; was her reply.<br>
+<br>
+The wine-seller roared aloud so that the house rang and shook with it.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Is this the - ?&rsquo; he cried, using a foul word, common in
+the South; and he seized the young countryman and dashed him to the
+ground.&nbsp; There he lay for the least interval of time insensible;
+thence fled from the house, the most terrified person in the county.&nbsp;
+The heavy measure had escaped from his hands, splashing the wine high
+upon the wall.&nbsp; Paradou caught it.&nbsp; &lsquo;And you?&rsquo;
+he roared to his wife, giving her the same name in the feminine, and
+he aimed at her the deadly missile.&nbsp; She expected it, motionless,
+with radiant eyes.<br>
+<br>
+But before it sped, Paradou was met by another adversary, and the unconscious
+rivals stood confronted.&nbsp; It was hard to say at that moment which
+appeared the more formidable.&nbsp; In Paradou, the whole muddy and
+truculent depths of the half-man were stirred to frenzy; the lust of
+destruction raged in him; there was not a feature in his face but it
+talked murder.&nbsp; Balmile had dropped his cloak: he shone out at
+once in his finery, and stood to his full stature; girt in mind and
+body all his resources, all his temper, perfectly in command in his
+face the light of battle.&nbsp; Neither spoke; there was no blow nor
+threat of one; it was war reduced to its last element, the spiritual;
+and the huge wine-seller slowly lowered his weapon.&nbsp; Balmile was
+a noble, he a commoner; Balmile exulted in an honourable cause.&nbsp;
+Paradou already perhaps began to be ashamed of his violence.&nbsp; Of
+a sudden, at least, the tortured brute turned and fled from the shop
+in the footsteps of his former victim, to whose continued flight his
+reappearance added wings.<br>
+<br>
+So soon as Balmile appeared between her husband and herself, Marie-Madeleine
+transferred to him her eyes.&nbsp; It might be her last moment, and
+she fed upon that face; reading there inimitable courage and illimitable
+valour to protect.&nbsp; And when the momentary peril was gone by, and
+the champion turned a little awkwardly towards her whom he had rescued,
+it was to meet, and quail before, a gaze of admiration more distinct
+than words.&nbsp; He bowed, he stammered, his words failed him; he who
+had crossed the floor a moment ago, like a young god, to smite, returned
+like one discomfited; got somehow to his place by the table, muffled
+himself again in his discarded cloak, and for a last touch of the ridiculous,
+seeking for anything to restore his countenance, drank of the wine before
+him, deep as a porter after a heavy lift.&nbsp; It was little wonder
+if Ballantrae, reading the scene with malevolent eyes, laughed out loud
+and brief, and drank with raised glass, &lsquo;To the champion of the
+Fair.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Marie-Madeleine stood in her old place within the counter; she disdained
+the mocking laughter; it fell on her ears, but it did not reach her
+spirit.&nbsp; For her, the world of living persons was all resumed again
+into one pair, as in the days of Eden; there was but the one end in
+life, the one hope before her, the one thing needful, the one thing
+possible - to be his.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER I - THE PRINCE<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+That same night there was in the city of Avignon a young man in distress
+of mind.&nbsp; Now he sat, now walked in a high apartment, full of draughts
+and shadows.&nbsp; A single candle made the darkness visible; and the
+light scarce sufficed to show upon the wall, where they had been recently
+and rudely nailed, a few miniatures and a copper medal of the young
+man&rsquo;s head.&nbsp; The same was being sold that year in London,
+to admiring thousands.&nbsp; The original was fair; he had beautiful
+brown eyes, a beautiful bright open face; a little feminine, a little
+hard, a little weak; still full of the light of youth, but already beginning
+to be vulgarised; a sordid bloom come upon it, the lines coarsened with
+a touch of puffiness.&nbsp; He was dressed, as for a gala, in peach-colour
+and silver; his breast sparkled with stars and was bright with ribbons;
+for he had held a levee in the afternoon and received a distinguished
+personage incognito.&nbsp; Now he sat with a bowed head, now walked
+precipitately to and fro, now went and gazed from the uncurtained window,
+where the wind was still blowing, and the lights winked in the darkness.<br>
+<br>
+The bells of Avignon rose into song as he was gazing; and the high notes
+and the deep tossed and drowned, boomed suddenly near or were suddenly
+swallowed up, in the current of the mistral.&nbsp; Tears sprang in the
+pale blue eyes; the expression of his face was changed to that of a
+more active misery, it seemed as if the voices of the bells reached,
+and touched and pained him, in a waste of vacancy where even pain was
+welcome.&nbsp; Outside in the night they continued to sound on, swelling
+and fainting; and the listener heard in his memory, as it were their
+harmonies, joy-bells clashing in a northern city, and the acclamations
+of a multitude, the cries of battle, the gross voices of cannon, the
+stridor of an animated life.&nbsp; And then all died away, and he stood
+face to face with himself in the waste of vacancy, and a horror came
+upon his mind, and a faintness on his brain, such as seizes men upon
+the brink of cliffs.<br>
+<br>
+On the table, by the side of the candle, stood a tray of glasses, a
+bottle, and a silver bell.&nbsp; He went thither swiftly, then his hand
+lowered first above the bell, then settled on the bottle.&nbsp; Slowly
+he filled a glass, slowly drank it out; and, as a tide of animal warmth
+recomforted the recesses of his nature, stood there smiling at himself.&nbsp;
+He remembered he was young; the funeral curtains rose, and he saw his
+life shine and broaden and flow out majestically, like a river sunward.&nbsp;
+The smile still on his lips, he lit a second candle and a third; a fire
+stood ready built in a chimney, he lit that also; and the fir-cones
+and the gnarled olive billets were swift to break in flame and to crackle
+on the hearth, and the room brightened and enlarged about him like his
+hopes.&nbsp; To and fro, to and fro, he went, his hands lightly clasped,
+his breath deeply and pleasurably taken.&nbsp; Victory walked with him;
+he marched to crowns and empires among shouting followers; glory was
+his dress.&nbsp; And presently again the shadows closed upon the solitary.&nbsp;
+Under the gilt of flame and candle-light, the stone walls of the apartment
+showed down bare and cold; behind the depicted triumph loomed up the
+actual failure: defeat, the long distress of the flight, exile, despair,
+broken followers, mourning faces, empty pockets, friends estranged.&nbsp;
+The memory of his father rose in his mind: he, too, estranged and defied;
+despair sharpened into wrath.&nbsp; There was one who had led armies
+in the field, who had staked his life upon the family enterprise, a
+man of action and experience, of the open air, the camp, the court,
+the council-room; and he was to accept direction from an old, pompous
+gentleman in a home in Italy, and buzzed about by priests?&nbsp; A pretty
+king, if he had not a martial son to lean upon!&nbsp; A king at all?<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;There was a weaver (of all people) joined me at St. Ninians;
+he was more of a man than my papa!&rsquo; he thought.&nbsp; &lsquo;I
+saw him lie doubled in his blood and a grenadier below him - and he
+died for my papa!&nbsp; All died for him, or risked the dying, and I
+lay for him all those months in the rain and skulked in heather like
+a fox; and now he writes me his advice! calls me Carluccio - me, the
+man of the house, the only king in that king&rsquo;s race.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+He ground his teeth.&nbsp; &lsquo;The only king in Europe!&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Who else?&nbsp; Who has done and suffered except me? who has lain and
+run and hidden with his faithful subjects, like a second Bruce?&nbsp;
+Not my accursed cousin, Louis of France, at least, the lewd effeminate
+traitor!&rsquo;&nbsp; And filling the glass to the brim, he drank a
+king&rsquo;s damnation.&nbsp; Ah, if he had the power of Louis, what
+a king were here!<br>
+<br>
+The minutes followed each other into the past, and still he persevered
+in this debilitating cycle of emotions, still fed the fire of his excitement
+with driblets of Rhine wine: a boy at odds with life, a boy with a spark
+of the heroic, which he was now burning out and drowning down in futile
+reverie and solitary excess.<br>
+<br>
+From two rooms beyond, the sudden sound of a raised voice attracted
+him.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;By . . .<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+HEATHERCAT<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER I - TRAQUAIRS OF MONTROYMONT<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+The period of this tale is in the heat of the <i>killing</i>-<i>time</i>;
+the scene laid for the most part in solitary hills and morasses, haunted
+only by the so-called Mountain Wanderers, the dragoons that came in
+chase of them, the women that wept on their dead bodies, and the wild
+birds of the moorland that have cried there since the beginning.&nbsp;
+It is a land of many rain-clouds; a land of much mute history, written
+there in prehistoric symbols.&nbsp; Strange green raths are to be seen
+commonly in the country, above all by the kirkyards; barrows of the
+dead, standing stones; beside these, the faint, durable footprints and
+handmarks of the Roman; and an antiquity older perhaps than any, and
+still living and active - a complete Celtic nomenclature and a scarce-mingled
+Celtic population.&nbsp; These rugged and grey hills were once included
+in the boundaries of the Caledonian Forest.&nbsp; Merlin sat here below
+his apple-tree and lamented Gwendolen; here spoke with Kentigern; here
+fell into his enchanted trance.&nbsp; And the legend of his slumber
+seems to body forth the story of that Celtic race, deprived for so many
+centuries of their authentic speech, surviving with their ancestral
+inheritance of melancholy perversity and patient, unfortunate courage.<br>
+<br>
+The Traquairs of Montroymont <i>(Mons Romanus</i>, as the erudite expound
+it) had long held their seat about the head-waters of the Dule and in
+the back parts of the moorland parish of Balweary.&nbsp; For two hundred
+years they had enjoyed in these upland quarters a certain decency (almost
+to be named distinction) of repute; and the annals of their house, or
+what is remembered of them, were obscure and bloody.&nbsp; Ninian Traquair
+was &lsquo;cruallie slochtered&rsquo; by the Crozers at the kirk-door
+of Balweary, anno 1482.&nbsp; Francis killed Simon Ruthven of Drumshoreland,
+anno 1540; bought letters of slayers at the widow and heir, and, by
+a barbarous form of compounding, married (without tocher) Simon&rsquo;s
+daughter Grizzel, which is the way the Traquairs and Ruthvens came first
+to an intermarriage.&nbsp; About the last Traquair and Ruthven marriage,
+it is the business of this book, among many other things, to tell.<br>
+<br>
+The Traquairs were always strong for the Covenant; for the King also,
+but the Covenant first; and it began to be ill days for Montroymont
+when the Bishops came in and the dragoons at the heels of them.&nbsp;
+Ninian (then laird) was an anxious husband of himself and the property,
+as the times required, and it may be said of him, that he lost both.&nbsp;
+He was heavily suspected of the Pentland Hills rebellion.&nbsp; When
+it came the length of Bothwell Brig, he stood his trial before the Secret
+Council, and was convicted of talking with some insurgents by the wayside,
+the subject of the conversation not very clearly appearing, and of the
+reset and maintenance of one Gale, a gardener man, who was seen before
+Bothwell with a musket, and afterwards, for a continuance of months,
+delved the garden at Montroymont.&nbsp; Matters went very ill with Ninian
+at the Council; some of the lords were clear for treason; and even the
+boot was talked of.&nbsp; But he was spared that torture; and at last,
+having pretty good friendship among great men, he came off with a fine
+of seven thousand marks, that caused the estate to groan.&nbsp; In this
+case, as in so many others, it was the wife that made the trouble.&nbsp;
+She was a great keeper of conventicles; would ride ten miles to one,
+and when she was fined, rejoiced greatly to suffer for the Kirk; but
+it was rather her husband that suffered.&nbsp; She had their only son,
+Francis, baptized privately by the hands of Mr. Kidd; there was that
+much the more to pay for!&nbsp; She could neither be driven nor wiled
+into the parish kirk; as for taking the sacrament at the hands of any
+Episcopalian curate, and tenfold more at those of Curate Haddo, there
+was nothing further from her purposes; and Montroymont had to put his
+hand in his pocket month by month and year by year.&nbsp; Once, indeed,
+the little lady was cast in prison, and the laird, worthy, heavy, uninterested
+man, had to ride up and take her place; from which he was not discharged
+under nine months and a sharp fine.&nbsp; It scarce seemed she had any
+gratitude to him; she came out of gaol herself, and plunged immediately
+deeper in conventicles, resetting recusants, and all her old, expensive
+folly, only with greater vigour and openness, because Montroymont was
+safe in the Tolbooth and she had no witness to consider.&nbsp; When
+he was liberated and came back, with his fingers singed, in December
+1680, and late in the black night, my lady was from home.&nbsp; He came
+into the house at his alighting, with a riding-rod yet in his hand;
+and, on the servant-maid telling him, caught her by the scruff of the
+neck, beat her violently, flung her down in the passageway, and went
+upstairs to his bed fasting and without a light.&nbsp; It was three
+in the morning when my lady returned from that conventicle, and, hearing
+of the assault (because the maid had sat up for her, weeping), went
+to their common chamber with a lantern in hand and stamping with her
+shoes so as to wake the dead; it was supposed, by those that heard her,
+from a design to have it out with the good man at once.&nbsp; The house-servants
+gathered on the stair, because it was a main interest with them to know
+which of these two was the better horse; and for the space of two hours
+they were heard to go at the matter, hammer and tongs.&nbsp; Montroymont
+alleged he was at the end of possibilities; it was no longer within
+his power to pay the annual rents; she had served him basely by keeping
+conventicles while he lay in prison for her sake; his friends were weary,
+and there was nothing else before him but the entire loss of the family
+lands, and to begin life again by the wayside as a common beggar.&nbsp;
+She took him up very sharp and high: called upon him, if he were a Christian?
+and which he most considered, the loss of a few dirty, miry glebes,
+or of his soul?&nbsp; Presently he was heard to weep, and my lady&rsquo;s
+voice to go on continually like a running burn, only the words indistinguishable;
+whereupon it was supposed a victory for her ladyship, and the domestics
+took themselves to bed.&nbsp; The next day Traquair appeared like a
+man who had gone under the harrows; and his lady wife thenceforward
+continued in her old course without the least deflection.<br>
+<br>
+Thenceforward Ninian went on his way without complaint, and suffered
+his wife to go on hers without remonstrance.&nbsp; He still minded his
+estate, of which it might be said he took daily a fresh farewell, and
+counted it already lost; looking ruefully on the acres and the graves
+of his fathers, on the moorlands where the wild-fowl consorted, the
+low, gurgling pool of the trout, and the high, windy place of the calling
+curlews - things that were yet his for the day and would be another&rsquo;s
+to-morrow; coming back again, and sitting ciphering till the dusk at
+his approaching ruin, which no device of arithmetic could postpone beyond
+a year or two.&nbsp; He was essentially the simple ancient man, the
+farmer and landholder; he would have been content to watch the seasons
+come and go, and his cattle increase, until the limit of age; he would
+have been content at any time to die, if he could have left the estates
+undiminished to an heir-male of his ancestors, that duty standing first
+in his instinctive calendar.&nbsp; And now he saw everywhere the image
+of the new proprietor come to meet him, and go sowing and reaping, or
+fowling for his pleasure on the red moors, or eating the very gooseberries
+in the Place garden; and saw always, on the other hand, the figure of
+Francis go forth, a beggar, into the broad world.<br>
+<br>
+It was in vain the poor gentleman sought to moderate; took every test
+and took advantage of every indulgence; went and drank with the dragoons
+in Balweary; attended the communion and came regularly to the church
+to Curate Haddo, with his son beside him.&nbsp; The mad, raging, Presbyterian
+zealot of a wife at home made all of no avail; and indeed the house
+must have fallen years before if it had not been for the secret indulgence
+of the curate, who had a great sympathy with the laird, and winked hard
+at the doings in Montroymont.&nbsp; This curate was a man very ill reputed
+in the countryside, and indeed in all Scotland.&nbsp; &lsquo;Infamous
+Haddo&rsquo; is Shield&rsquo;s expression.&nbsp; But Patrick Walker
+is more copious.&nbsp; &lsquo;Curate Hall Haddo,&rsquo; says he, <i>sub</i>
+<i>voce</i> Peden, &lsquo;or <i>Hell</i> Haddo, as he was more justly
+to be called, a pokeful of old condemned errors and the filthy vile
+lusts of the flesh, a published whore-monger, a common gross drunkard,
+continually and godlessly scraping and skirling on a fiddle, continually
+breathing flames against the remnant of Israel.&nbsp; But the Lord put
+an end to his piping, and all these offences were composed into one
+bloody grave.&rsquo;&nbsp; No doubt this was written to excuse his slaughter;
+and I have never heard it claimed for Walker that he was either a just
+witness or an indulgent judge.&nbsp; At least, in a merely human character,
+Haddo comes off not wholly amiss in the matter of these Traquairs: not
+that he showed any graces of the Christian, but had a sort of Pagan
+decency, which might almost tempt one to be concerned about his sudden,
+violent, and unprepared fate.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER II - FRANCIE<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Francie was eleven years old, shy, secret, and rather childish of his
+age, though not backward in schooling, which had been pushed on far
+by a private governor, one M&rsquo;Brair, a forfeited minister harboured
+in that capacity at Montroymont.&nbsp; The boy, already much employed
+in secret by his mother, was the most apt hand conceivable to run upon
+a message, to carry food to lurking fugitives, or to stand sentry on
+the skyline above a conventicle.&nbsp; It seemed no place on the moorlands
+was so naked but what he would find cover there; and as he knew every
+hag, boulder, and heather-bush in a circuit of seven miles about Montroymont,
+there was scarce any spot but what he could leave or approach it unseen.&nbsp;
+This dexterity had won him a reputation in that part of the country;
+and among the many children employed in these dangerous affairs, he
+passed under the by-name of Heathercat.<br>
+<br>
+How much his father knew of this employment might be doubted.&nbsp;
+He took much forethought for the boy&rsquo;s future, seeing he was like
+to be left so poorly, and would sometimes assist at his lessons, sighing
+heavily, yawning deep, and now and again patting Francie on the shoulder
+if he seemed to be doing ill, by way of a private, kind encouragement.&nbsp;
+But a great part of the day was passed in aimless wanderings with his
+eyes sealed, or in his cabinet sitting bemused over the particulars
+of the coming bankruptcy; and the boy would be absent a dozen times
+for once that his father would observe it.<br>
+<br>
+On 2nd of July 1682 the boy had an errand from his mother, which must
+be kept private from all, the father included in the first of them.&nbsp;
+Crossing the braes, he hears the clatter of a horse&rsquo;s shoes, and
+claps down incontinent in a hag by the wayside.&nbsp; And presently
+he spied his father come riding from one direction, and Curate Haddo
+walking from another; and Montroymont leaning down from the saddle,
+and Haddo getting on his toes (for he was a little, ruddy, bald-pated
+man, more like a dwarf), they greeted kindly, and came to a halt within
+two fathoms of the child.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Montroymont,&rsquo; the curate said, &lsquo;the deil&rsquo;s
+in &rsquo;t but I&rsquo;ll have to denunciate your leddy again.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Deil&rsquo;s in &rsquo;t indeed!&rsquo; says the laird.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Man! can ye no induce her to come to the kirk?&rsquo; pursues
+Haddo; &lsquo;or to a communion at the least of it?&nbsp; For the conventicles,
+let be! and the same for yon solemn fule, M&rsquo;Brair: I can blink
+at them.&nbsp; But she&rsquo;s got to come to the kirk, Montroymont.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Dinna speak of it,&rsquo; says the laird.&nbsp; &lsquo;I can
+do nothing with her.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Couldn&rsquo;t ye try the stick to her? it works wonders whiles,&rsquo;
+suggested Haddo.&nbsp; &lsquo;No?&nbsp; I&rsquo;m wae to hear it.&nbsp;
+And I suppose ye ken where you&rsquo;re going?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Fine!&rsquo; said Montroymont.&nbsp; &lsquo;Fine do I ken where:
+bankrup&rsquo;cy and the Bass Rock!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Praise to my bones that I never married!&rsquo; cried the curate.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Well, it&rsquo;s a grievous thing to me to see an auld house
+dung down that was here before Flodden Field.&nbsp; But naebody can
+say it was with my wish.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;No more they can, Haddo!&rsquo; says the laird.&nbsp; &lsquo;A
+good friend ye&rsquo;ve been to me, first and last.&nbsp; I can give
+you that character with a clear conscience.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Whereupon they separated, and Montroymont rode briskly down into the
+Dule Valley.&nbsp; But of the curate Francis was not to be quit so easily.&nbsp;
+He went on with his little, brisk steps to the corner of a dyke, and
+stopped and whistled and waved upon a lassie that was herding cattle
+there.&nbsp; This Janet M&rsquo;Clour was a big lass, being taller than
+the curate; and what made her look the more so, she was kilted very
+high.&nbsp; It seemed for a while she would not come, and Francie heard
+her calling Haddo a &lsquo;daft auld fule,&rsquo; and saw her running
+and dodging him among the whins and hags till he was fairly blown.&nbsp;
+But at the last he gets a bottle from his plaid-neuk and holds it up
+to her; whereupon she came at once into a composition, and the pair
+sat, drinking of the bottle, and daffing and laughing together, on a
+mound of heather.&nbsp; The boy had scarce heard of these vanities,
+or he might have been minded of a nymph and satyr, if anybody could
+have taken long-leggit Janet for a nymph.&nbsp; But they seemed to be
+huge friends, he thought; and was the more surprised, when the curate
+had taken his leave, to see the lassie fling stones after him with screeches
+of laughter, and Haddo turn about and caper, and shake his staff at
+her, and laugh louder than herself.&nbsp; A wonderful merry pair, they
+seemed; and when Francie had crawled out of the hag, he had a great
+deal to consider in his mind.&nbsp; It was possible they were all fallen
+in error about Mr. Haddo, he reflected - having seen him so tender with
+Montroymont, and so kind and playful with the lass Janet; and he had
+a temptation to go out of his road and question her herself upon the
+matter.&nbsp; But he had a strong spirit of duty on him; and plodded
+on instead over the braes till he came near the House of Cairngorm.&nbsp;
+There, in a hollow place by the burnside that was shaded by some birks,
+he was aware of a barefoot boy, perhaps a matter of three years older
+than himself.&nbsp; The two approached with the precautions of a pair
+of strange dogs, looking at each other queerly.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;It&rsquo;s ill weather on the hills,&rsquo; said the stranger,
+giving the watchword.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;For a season,&rsquo; said Francie, &lsquo;but the Lord will appear.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Richt,&rsquo; said the barefoot boy; &lsquo;wha&rsquo;re ye frae?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;The Leddy Montroymont,&rsquo; says Francie.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ha&rsquo;e, then!&rsquo; says the stranger, and handed him a
+folded paper, and they stood and looked at each other again.&nbsp; &lsquo;It&rsquo;s
+unco het,&rsquo; said the boy.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Dooms het,&rsquo; says Francie.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;What do they ca&rsquo; ye?&rsquo; says the other.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Francie,&rsquo; says he.&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;m young Montroymont.&nbsp;
+They ca&rsquo; me Heathercat.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I&rsquo;m Jock Crozer,&rsquo; said the boy.&nbsp; And there was
+another pause, while each rolled a stone under his foot.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Cast your jaiket and I&rsquo;ll fecht ye for a bawbee,&rsquo;
+cried the elder boy with sudden violence, and dramatically throwing
+back his jacket.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Na, I&rsquo;ve nae time the now,&rsquo; said Francie, with a
+sharp thrill of alarm, because Crozer was much the heavier boy.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ye&rsquo;re feared.&nbsp; Heathercat indeed!&rsquo; said Crozer,
+for among this infantile army of spies and messengers, the fame of Crozer
+had gone forth and was resented by his rivals.&nbsp; And with that they
+separated.<br>
+<br>
+On his way home Francie was a good deal occupied with the recollection
+of this untoward incident.&nbsp; The challenge had been fairly offered
+and basely refused: the tale would be carried all over the country,
+and the lustre of the name of Heathercat be dimmed.&nbsp; But the scene
+between Curate Haddo and Janet M&rsquo;Clour had also given him much
+to think of: and he was still puzzling over the case of the curate,
+and why such ill words were said of him, and why, if he were so merry-spirited,
+he should yet preach so dry, when coming over a knowe, whom should he
+see but Janet, sitting with her back to him, minding her cattle!&nbsp;
+He was always a great child for secret, stealthy ways, having been employed
+by his mother on errands when the same was necessary; and he came behind
+the lass without her hearing.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Jennet,&rsquo; says he.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Keep me,&rsquo; cries Janet, springing up.&nbsp; &lsquo;O, it&rsquo;s
+you, Maister Francie!&nbsp; Save us, what a fricht ye gied me.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ay, it&rsquo;s me,&rsquo; said Francie.&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;ve
+been thinking, Jennet; I saw you and the curate a while back - &rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Brat!&rsquo; cried Janet, and coloured up crimson; and the one
+moment made as if she would have stricken him with a ragged stick she
+had to chase her bestial with, and the next was begging and praying
+that he would mention it to none.&nbsp; It was &lsquo;naebody&rsquo;s
+business, whatever,&rsquo; she said; &lsquo;it would just start a clash
+in the country&rsquo;; and there would be nothing left for her but to
+drown herself in Dule Water.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Why?&rsquo; says Francie.<br>
+<br>
+The girl looked at him and grew scarlet again.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And it isna that, anyway,&rsquo; continued Francie.&nbsp; &lsquo;It
+was just that he seemed so good to ye - like our Father in heaven, I
+thought; and I thought that mebbe, perhaps, we had all been wrong about
+him from the first.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ll have to tell Mr. M&rsquo;Brair;
+I&rsquo;m under a kind of a bargain to him to tell him all.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Tell it to the divil if ye like for me!&rsquo; cried the lass.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I&rsquo;ve naething to be ashamed of.&nbsp; Tell M&rsquo;Brair
+to mind his ain affairs,&rsquo; she cried again: &lsquo;they&rsquo;ll
+be hot eneugh for him, if Haddie likes!&rsquo;&nbsp; And so strode off,
+shoving her beasts before her, and ever and again looking back and crying
+angry words to the boy, where he stood mystified.<br>
+<br>
+By the time he had got home his mind was made up that he would say nothing
+to his mother.&nbsp; My Lady Montroymont was in the keeping-room, reading
+a godly book; she was a wonderful frail little wife to make so much
+noise in the world and be able to steer about that patient sheep her
+husband; her eyes were like sloes, the fingers of her hands were like
+tobacco-pipe shanks, her mouth shut tight like a trap; and even when
+she was the most serious, and still more when she was angry, there hung
+about her face the terrifying semblance of a smile.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Have ye gotten the billet, Francie said she; and when he had
+handed it over, and she had read and burned it, &lsquo;Did you see anybody?&rsquo;
+she asked.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I saw the laird,&rsquo; said Francie.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;He didna see you, though?&rsquo; asked his mother.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Deil a fear,&rsquo; from Francie.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Francie!&rsquo; she cried.&nbsp; &lsquo;What&rsquo;s that I hear?
+an aith?&nbsp; The Lord forgive me, have I broughten forth a brand for
+the burning, a fagot for hell-fire?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I&rsquo;m very sorry, ma&rsquo;am,&rsquo; said Francie.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I humbly beg the Lord&rsquo;s pardon, and yours, for my wickedness.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;H&rsquo;m,&rsquo; grunted the lady.&nbsp; &lsquo;Did ye see nobody
+else?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;No, ma&rsquo;am,&rsquo; said Francie, with the face of an angel,
+&lsquo;except Jock Crozer, that gied me the billet.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Jock Crozer!&rsquo; cried the lady.&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;ll Crozer
+them!&nbsp; Crozers indeed!&nbsp; What next?&nbsp; Are we to repose
+the lives of a suffering remnant in Crozers?&nbsp; The whole clan of
+them wants hanging, and if I had my way of it, they wouldna want it
+long.&nbsp; Are you aware, sir, that these Crozers killed your forebear
+at the kirk-door?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You see, he was bigger &rsquo;n me,&rsquo; said Francie.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Jock Crozer!&rsquo; continued the lady.&nbsp; &lsquo;That&rsquo;ll
+be Clement&rsquo;s son, the biggest thief and reiver in the country-side.&nbsp;
+To trust a note to him!&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ll give the benefit of my
+opinions to Lady Whitecross when we two forgather.&nbsp; Let her look
+to herself!&nbsp; I have no patience with half-hearted carlines, that
+complies on the Lord&rsquo;s day morning with the kirk, and comes taigling
+the same night to the conventicle.&nbsp; The one or the other! is what
+I say: hell or heaven - Haddie&rsquo;s abominations or the pure word
+of God dreeping from the lips of Mr. Arnot,<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;&ldquo;Like honey from the honeycomb<br>
+That dreepeth, sweeter far.&rdquo;&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+My lady was now fairly launched, and that upon two congenial subjects:
+the deficiencies of the Lady Whitecross and the turpitudes of the whole
+Crozer race - which, indeed, had never been conspicuous for respectability.&nbsp;
+She pursued the pair of them for twenty minutes on the clock with wonderful
+animation and detail, something of the pulpit manner, and the spirit
+of one possessed.&nbsp; &lsquo;O hellish compliance!&rsquo; she exclaimed.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I would not suffer a complier to break bread with Christian folk.&nbsp;
+Of all the sins of this day there is not one so God-defying, so Christ-humiliating,
+as damnable compliance&rsquo;: the boy standing before her meanwhile,
+and brokenly pursuing other thoughts, mainly of Haddo and Janet, and
+Jock Crozer stripping off his jacket.&nbsp; And yet, with all his distraction,
+it might be argued that he heard too much: his father and himself being
+&lsquo;compliers&rsquo; - that is to say, attending the church of the
+parish as the law required.<br>
+<br>
+Presently, the lady&rsquo;s passion beginning to decline, or her flux
+of ill words to be exhausted, she dismissed her audience.&nbsp; Francie
+bowed low, left the room, closed the door behind him: and then turned
+him about in the passage-way, and with a low voice, but a prodigious
+deal of sentiment, repeated the name of the evil one twenty times over,
+to the end of which, for the greater efficacy, he tacked on &lsquo;damnable&rsquo;
+and &lsquo;hellish.&rsquo;&nbsp; <i>Fas est ab hoste doceri</i> - disrespect
+is made more pungent by quotation; and there is no doubt but he felt
+relieved, and went upstairs into his tutor&rsquo;s chamber with a quiet
+mind.&nbsp; M&rsquo;Brair sat by the cheek of the peat-fire and shivered,
+for he had a quartan ague and this was his day.&nbsp; The great night-cap
+and plaid, the dark unshaven cheeks of the man, and the white, thin
+hands that held the plaid about his chittering body, made a sorrowful
+picture.&nbsp; But Francie knew and loved him; came straight in, nestled
+close to the refugee, and told his story.&nbsp; M&rsquo;Brair had been
+at the College with Haddo; the Presbytery had licensed both on the same
+day; and at this tale, told with so much innocency by the boy, the heart
+of the tutor was commoved.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Woe upon him!&nbsp; Woe upon that man!&rsquo; he cried.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;O the unfaithful shepherd!&nbsp; O the hireling and apostate
+minister!&nbsp; Make my matters hot for me? quo&rsquo; she! the shameless
+limmer!&nbsp; And true it is, that he could repose me in that nasty,
+stinking hole, the Canongate Tolbooth, from which your mother drew me
+out - the Lord reward her for it! - or to that cold, unbieldy, marine
+place of the Bass Rock, which, with my delicate kist, would be fair
+ruin to me.&nbsp; But I will be valiant in my Master&rsquo;s service.&nbsp;
+I have a duty here: a duty to my God, to myself, and to Haddo: in His
+strength, I will perform it.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Then he straitly discharged Francie to repeat the tale, and bade him
+in the future to avert his very eyes from the doings of the curate.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;You must go to his place of idolatry; look upon him there!&rsquo;
+says he, &lsquo;but nowhere else.&nbsp; Avert your eyes, close your
+ears, pass him by like a three days&rsquo; corp.&nbsp; He is like that
+damnable monster Basiliscus, which defiles - yea, poisons! - by the
+sight.&rsquo; - All which was hardly claratory to the boy&rsquo;s mind.<br>
+<br>
+Presently Montroymont came home, and called up the stairs to Francie.&nbsp;
+Traquair was a good shot and swordsman: and it was his pleasure to walk
+with his son over the braes of the moorfowl, or to teach him arms in
+the back court, when they made a mighty comely pair, the child being
+so lean, and light, and active, and the laird himself a man of a manly,
+pretty stature, his hair (the periwig being laid aside) showing already
+white with many anxieties, and his face of an even, flaccid red.&nbsp;
+But this day Francie&rsquo;s heart was not in the fencing.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Sir,&rsquo; says he, suddenly lowering his point, &lsquo;will
+ye tell me a thing if I was to ask it?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ask away,&rsquo; says the father.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Well, it&rsquo;s this,&rsquo; said Francie: &lsquo;Why do you
+and me comply if it&rsquo;s so wicked?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ay, ye have the cant of it too!&rsquo; cries Montroymont.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;But I&rsquo;ll tell ye for all that.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s to try
+and see if we can keep the rigging on this house, Francie.&nbsp; If
+she had her way, we would be beggar-folk, and hold our hands out by
+the wayside.&nbsp; When ye hear her - when ye hear folk,&rsquo; he corrected
+himself briskly, &lsquo;call me a coward, and one that betrayed the
+Lord, and I kenna what else, just mind it was to keep a bed to ye to
+sleep in and a bite for ye to eat. - On guard!&rsquo; he cried, and
+the lesson proceeded again till they were called to supper.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;There&rsquo;s another thing yet,&rsquo; said Francie, stopping
+his father.&nbsp; &lsquo;There&rsquo;s another thing that I am not sure
+that I am very caring for.&nbsp; She - she sends me errands.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Obey her, then, as is your bounden duty,&rsquo; said Traquair.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Ay, but wait till I tell ye,&rsquo; says the boy.&nbsp; &lsquo;If
+I was to see you I was to hide.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Montroymont sighed.&nbsp; &lsquo;Well, and that&rsquo;s good of her
+too,&rsquo; said he.&nbsp; &lsquo;The less that I ken of thir doings
+the better for me; and the best thing you can do is just to obey her,
+and see and be a good son to her, the same as ye are to me, Francie.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+At the tenderness of this expression the heart of Francie swelled within
+his bosom, and his remorse was poured out.&nbsp; &lsquo;Faither!&rsquo;
+he cried, &lsquo;I said &ldquo;deil&rdquo; to-day; many&rsquo;s the
+time I said it, and <i>damnable</i> too, and <i>hellitsh</i>.&nbsp;
+I ken they&rsquo;re all right; they&rsquo;re beeblical.&nbsp; But I
+didna say them beeblically; I said them for sweir words - that&rsquo;s
+the truth of it.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Hout, ye silly bairn!&rsquo; said the father, &lsquo;dinna do
+it nae mair, and come in by to your supper.&rsquo;&nbsp; And he took
+the boy, and drew him close to him a moment, as they went through the
+door, with something very fond and secret, like a caress between a pair
+of lovers.<br>
+<br>
+The next day M&rsquo;Brair was abroad in the afternoon, and had a long
+advising with Janet on the braes where she herded cattle.&nbsp; What
+passed was never wholly known; but the lass wept bitterly, and fell
+on her knees to him among the whins.&nbsp; The same night, as soon as
+it was dark, he took the road again for Balweary.&nbsp; In the Kirkton,
+where the dragoons quartered, he saw many lights, and heard the noise
+of a ranting song and people laughing grossly, which was highly offensive
+to his mind.&nbsp; He gave it the wider berth, keeping among fields;
+and came down at last by the water-side, where the manse stands solitary
+between the river and the road.&nbsp; He tapped at the back door, and
+the old woman called upon him to come in, and guided him through the
+house to the study, as they still called it, though there was little
+enough study there in Haddo&rsquo;s days, and more song-books than theology.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Here&rsquo;s yin to speak wi&rsquo; ye, Mr. Haddie!&rsquo; cries
+the old wife.<br>
+<br>
+And M&rsquo;Brair, opening the door and entering, found the little,
+round, red man seated in one chair and his feet upon another.&nbsp;
+A clear fire and a tallow dip lighted him barely.&nbsp; He was taking
+tobacco in a pipe, and smiling to himself; and a brandy-bottle and glass,
+and his fiddle and bow, were beside him on the table.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Hech, Patey M&rsquo;Briar, is this you?&rsquo; said he, a trifle
+tipsily.&nbsp; &lsquo;Step in by, man, and have a drop brandy: for the
+stomach&rsquo;s sake!&nbsp; Even the deil can quote Scripture - eh,
+Patey?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I will neither eat nor drink with you,&rsquo; replied M&rsquo;Brair.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I am come upon my Master&rsquo;s errand: woe be upon me if I
+should anyways mince the same.&nbsp; Hall Haddo, I summon you to quit
+this kirk which you encumber.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Muckle obleeged!&rsquo; says Haddo, winking.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;You and me have been to kirk and market together,&rsquo; pursued
+M&rsquo;Brair; &lsquo;we have had blessed seasons in the kirk, we have
+sat in the same teaching-rooms and read in the same book; and I know
+you still retain for me some carnal kindness.&nbsp; It would be my shame
+if I denied it; I live here at your mercy and by your favour, and glory
+to acknowledge it.&nbsp; You have pity on my wretched body, which is
+but grass, and must soon be trodden under: but O, Haddo! how much greater
+is the yearning with which I yearn after and pity your immortal soul!&nbsp;
+Come now, let us reason together!&nbsp; I drop all points of controversy,
+weighty though these be; I take your defaced and damnified kirk on your
+own terms; and I ask you, Are you a worthy minister?&nbsp; The communion
+season approaches; how can you pronounce thir solemn words, &ldquo;The
+elders will now bring forrit the elements,&rdquo; and not quail?&nbsp;
+A parishioner may be summoned to-night; you may have to rise from your
+miserable orgies; and I ask you, Haddo, what does your conscience tell
+you?&nbsp; Are you fit?&nbsp; Are you fit to smooth the pillow of a
+parting Christian?&nbsp; And if the summons should be for yourself,
+how then?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+Haddo was startled out of all composure and the better part of his temper.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;What&rsquo;s this of it?&rsquo; he cried.&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;m
+no waur than my neebours.&nbsp; I never set up to be speeritual; I never
+did.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m a plain, canty creature; godliness is cheerfulness,
+says I; give me my fiddle and a dram, and I wouldna hairm a flee.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And I repeat my question,&rsquo; said M&rsquo;Brair: &lsquo;Are
+you fit - fit for this great charge? fit to carry and save souls?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Fit?&nbsp; Blethers!&nbsp; As fit&rsquo;s yoursel&rsquo;,&rsquo;
+cried Haddo.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Are you so great a self-deceiver?&rsquo; said M&rsquo;Brair.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Wretched man, trampler upon God&rsquo;s covenants, crucifier
+of your Lord afresh.&nbsp; I will ding you to the earth with one word:
+How about the young woman, Janet M&rsquo;Clour?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Weel, what about her? what do I ken?&rsquo; cries Haddo.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;M&rsquo;Brair, ye daft auld wife, I tell ye as true&rsquo;s truth,
+I never meddled her.&nbsp; It was just daffing, I tell ye: daffing,
+and nae mair: a piece of fun, like!&nbsp; I&rsquo;m no denying but what
+I&rsquo;m fond of fun, sma&rsquo; blame to me!&nbsp; But for onything
+sarious - hout, man, it might come to a deposeetion!&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll
+sweir it to ye.&nbsp; Where&rsquo;s a Bible, till you hear me sweir?&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;There is nae Bible in your study,&rsquo; said M&rsquo;Brair severely.<br>
+<br>
+And Haddo, after a few distracted turns, was constrained to accept the
+fact.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Weel, and suppose there isna?&rsquo; he cried, stamping.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;What mair can ye say of us, but just that I&rsquo;m fond of my
+joke, and so&rsquo;s she?&nbsp; I declare to God, by what I ken, she
+might be the Virgin Mary - if she would just keep clear of the dragoons.&nbsp;
+But me! na, deil haet o&rsquo; me!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;She is penitent at least,&rsquo; says M&rsquo;Brair.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Do you mean to actually up and tell me to my face that she accused
+me?&rsquo; cried the curate.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;I canna just say that,&rsquo; replied M&rsquo;Brair.&nbsp; &lsquo;But
+I rebuked her in the name of God, and she repented before me on her
+bended knees.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Weel, I daursay she&rsquo;s been ower far wi&rsquo; the dragoons,&rsquo;
+said Haddo.&nbsp; &lsquo;I never denied that.&nbsp; I ken naething by
+it.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Man, you but show your nakedness the more plainly,&rsquo; said
+M&rsquo;Brair.&nbsp; &lsquo;Poor, blind, besotted creature - and I see
+you stoytering on the brink of dissolution: your light out, and your
+hours numbered.&nbsp; Awake, man!&rsquo; he shouted with a formidable
+voice, &lsquo;awake, or it be ower late.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;Be damned if I stand this!&rsquo; exclaimed Haddo, casting his
+tobacco-pipe violently on the table, where it was smashed in pieces.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Out of my house with ye, or I&rsquo;ll call for the dragoons.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;The speerit of the Lord is upon me,&rsquo; said M&rsquo;Brair
+with solemn ecstasy.&nbsp; &lsquo;I sist you to compear before the Great
+White Throne, and I warn you the summons shall be bloody and sudden.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+And at this, with more agility than could have been expected, he got
+clear of the room and slammed the door behind him in the face of the
+pursuing curate.&nbsp; The next Lord&rsquo;s day the curate was ill,
+and the kirk closed, but for all his ill words, Mr. M&rsquo;Brair abode
+unmolested in the house of Montroymont.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+CHAPTER III - THE HILL-END OF DRUMLOWE<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+This was a bit of a steep broken hill that overlooked upon the west
+a moorish valley, full of ink-black pools.&nbsp; These presently drained
+into a burn that made off, with little noise and no celerity of pace,
+about the corner of the hill.&nbsp; On the far side the ground swelled
+into a bare heath, black with junipers, and spotted with the presence
+of the standing stones for which the place was famous.&nbsp; They were
+many in that part, shapeless, white with lichen - you would have said
+with age: and had made their abode there for untold centuries, since
+first the heathens shouted for their installation.&nbsp; The ancients
+had hallowed them to some ill religion, and their neighbourhood had
+long been avoided by the prudent before the fall of day; but of late,
+on the upspringing of new requirements, these lonely stones on the moor
+had again become a place of assembly.&nbsp; A watchful picket on the
+Hill-end commanded all the northern and eastern approaches; and such
+was the disposition of the ground, that by certain cunningly posted
+sentries the west also could be made secure against surprise: there
+was no place in the country where a conventicle could meet with more
+quiet of mind or a more certain retreat open, in the case of interference
+from the dragoons.&nbsp; The minister spoke from a knowe close to the
+edge of the ring, and poured out the words God gave him on the very
+threshold of the devils of yore.&nbsp; When they pitched a tent (which
+was often in wet weather, upon a communion occasion) it was rigged over
+the huge isolated pillar that had the name of Anes-Errand, none knew
+why.&nbsp; And the congregation sat partly clustered on the slope below,
+and partly among the idolatrous monoliths and on the turfy soil of the
+Ring itself.&nbsp; In truth the situation was well qualified to give
+a zest to Christian doctrines, had there been any wanted.&nbsp; But
+these congregations assembled under conditions at once so formidable
+and romantic as made a zealot of the most cold.&nbsp; They were the
+last of the faithful; God, who had averted His face from all other countries
+of the world, still leaned from heaven to observe, with swelling sympathy,
+the doings of His moorland remnant; Christ was by them with His eternal
+wounds, with dropping tears; the Holy Ghost (never perfectly realised
+nor firmly adopted by Protestant imaginations) was dimly supposed to
+be in the heart of each and on the lips of the minister.&nbsp; And over
+against them was the army of the hierarchies, from the men Charles and
+James Stuart, on to King Lewie and the Emperor; and the scarlet Pope,
+and the muckle black devil himself, peering out the red mouth of hell
+in an ecstasy of hate and hope.&nbsp; &lsquo;One pull more!&rsquo; he
+seemed to cry; &lsquo;one pull more, and it&rsquo;s done.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+only Clydesdale and the Stewartry, and the three Bailiaries of Ayr,
+left for God.&rsquo;&nbsp; And with such an august assistance of powers
+and principalities looking on at the last conflict of good and evil,
+it was scarce possible to spare a thought to those old, infirm, debile,
+<i>ab agendo</i> devils whose holy place they were now violating.<br>
+<br>
+There might have been three hundred to four hundred present.&nbsp; At
+least there were three hundred horses tethered for the most part in
+the ring; though some of the hearers on the outskirts of the crowd stood
+with their bridles in their hand, ready to mount at the first signal.&nbsp;
+The circle of faces was strangely characteristic; long, serious, strongly
+marked, the tackle standing out in the lean brown cheeks, the mouth
+set and the eyes shining with a fierce enthusiasm; the shepherd, the
+labouring man, and the rarer laird, stood there in their broad blue
+bonnets or laced hats, and presenting an essential identity of type.&nbsp;
+From time to time a long-drawn groan of adhesion rose in this audience,
+and was propagated like a wave to the outskirts, and died away among
+the keepers of the horses.&nbsp; It had a name; it was called &lsquo;a
+holy groan.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+A squall came up; a great volley of flying mist went out before it and
+whelmed the scene; the wind stormed with a sudden fierceness that carried
+away the minister&rsquo;s voice and twitched his tails and made him
+stagger, and turned the congregation for a moment into a mere pother
+of blowing plaid-ends and prancing horses; and the rain followed and
+was dashed straight into their faces.&nbsp; Men and women panted aloud
+in the shock of that violent shower-bath; the teeth were bared along
+all the line in an involuntary grimace; plaids, mantles, and riding-coats
+were proved vain, and the worshippers felt the water stream on their
+naked flesh.&nbsp; The minister, reinforcing his great and shrill voice,
+continued to contend against and triumph over the rising of the squall
+and the dashing of the rain.<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;In that day ye may go thirty mile and not hear a crawing cock,&rsquo;
+he said; &lsquo;and fifty mile and not get a light to your pipe; and
+an hundred mile and not see a smoking house.&nbsp; For there&rsquo;ll
+be naething in all Scotland but deid men&rsquo;s banes and blackness,
+and the living anger of the Lord.&nbsp; O, where to find a bield - O
+sirs, where to find a bield from the wind of the Lord&rsquo;s anger?&nbsp;
+Do ye call <i>this</i> a wind?&nbsp; Bethankit!&nbsp; Sirs, this is
+but a temporary dispensation; this is but a puff of wind, this is but
+a spit of rain and by with it.&nbsp; Already there&rsquo;s a blue bow
+in the west, and the sun will take the crown of the causeway again,
+and your things&rsquo;ll be dried upon ye, and your flesh will be warm
+upon your bones.&nbsp; But O, sirs, sirs! for the day of the Lord&rsquo;s
+anger!&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+His rhetoric was set forth with an ear-piercing elocution, and a voice
+that sometimes crashed like cannon.&nbsp; Such as it was, it was the
+gift of all hill-preachers, to a singular degree of likeness or identity.&nbsp;
+Their images scarce ranged beyond the red horizon of the moor and the
+rainy hill-top, the shepherd and his sheep, a fowling-piece, a spade,
+a pipe, a dunghill, a crowing cock, the shining and the withdrawal of
+the sun.&nbsp; An occasional pathos of simple humanity, and frequent
+patches of big Biblical words, relieved the homely tissue.&nbsp; It
+was a poetry apart; bleak, austere, but genuine, and redolent of the
+soil.<br>
+<br>
+A little before the coming of the squall there was a different scene
+enacting at the outposts.&nbsp; For the most part, the sentinels were
+faithful to their important duty; the Hill-end of Drumlowe was known
+to be a safe meeting-place; and the out-pickets on this particular day
+had been somewhat lax from the beginning, and grew laxer during the
+inordinate length of the discourse.&nbsp; Francie lay there in his appointed
+hiding-hole, looking abroad between two whin-bushes.&nbsp; His view
+was across the course of the burn, then over a piece of plain moorland,
+to a gap between two hills; nothing moved but grouse, and some cattle
+who slowly traversed his field of view, heading northward: he heard
+the psalms, and sang words of his own to the savage and melancholy music;
+for he had his own design in hand, and terror and cowardice prevailed
+in his bosom alternately, like the hot and the cold fit of an ague.&nbsp;
+Courage was uppermost during the singing, which he accompanied through
+all its length with this impromptu strain:<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+&lsquo;And I will ding Jock Crozer down<br>
+No later than the day.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Presently the voice of the preacher came to him in wafts, at the wind&rsquo;s
+will, as by the opening and shutting of a door; wild spasms of screaming,
+as of some undiscerned gigantic hill-bird stirred with inordinate passion,
+succeeded to intervals of silence; and Francie heard them with a critical
+ear.&nbsp; &lsquo;Ay,&rsquo; he thought at last, &lsquo;he&rsquo;ll
+do; he has the bit in his mou&rsquo; fairly.&rsquo;<br>
+<br>
+He had observed that his friend, or rather his enemy, Jock Crozer, had
+been established at a very critical part of the line of outposts; namely,
+where the burn issues by an abrupt gorge from the semicircle of high
+moors.&nbsp; If anything was calculated to nerve him to battle it was
+this.&nbsp; The post was important; next to the Hill-end itself, it
+might be called the key to the position; and it was where the cover
+was bad, and in which it was most natural to place a child.&nbsp; It
+should have been Heathercat&rsquo;s; why had it been given to Crozer?&nbsp;
+An exquisite fear of what should be the answer passed through his marrow
+every time he faced the question.&nbsp; Was it possible that Crozer
+could have boasted? that there were rumours abroad to his - Heathercat&rsquo;s
+- discredit? that his honour was publicly sullied?&nbsp; All the world
+went dark about him at the thought; he sank without a struggle into
+the midnight pool of despair; and every time he so sank, he brought
+back with him - not drowned heroism indeed, but half-drowned courage
+by the locks.&nbsp; His heart beat very slowly as he deserted his station,
+and began to crawl towards that of Crozer.&nbsp; Something pulled him
+back, and it was not the sense of duty, but a remembrance of Crozer&rsquo;s
+build and hateful readiness of fist.&nbsp; Duty, as he conceived it,
+pointed him forward on the rueful path that he was travelling.&nbsp;
+Duty bade him redeem his name if he were able, at the risk of broken
+bones; and his bones and every tooth in his head ached by anticipation.&nbsp;
+An awful subsidiary fear whispered him that if he were hurt, he should
+disgrace himself by weeping.&nbsp; He consoled himself, boy-like, with
+the consideration that he was not yet committed; he could easily steal
+over unseen to Crozer&rsquo;s post, and he had a continuous private
+idea that he would very probably steal back again.&nbsp; His course
+took him so near the minister that he could hear some of his words:
+&lsquo;What news, minister, of Claver&rsquo;se?&nbsp; He&rsquo;s going
+round like a roaring rampaging lion. . . .<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+Footnotes:<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote1"></a><a href="#citation1">{1}</a> From the Sydney
+<i>Presbyterian</i>, October 26, 1889.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote2a"></a><a href="#citation2a">{2a}</a>&nbsp; <i>Theater</i>
+of <i>Mortality</i>, p. 10; Edin. 1713.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote2b"></a><a href="#citation2b">{2b}</a>&nbsp; <i>History
+of My Own Times</i>, beginning 1660, by Bishop Gilbert Burnet, p. 158.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote2c"></a><a href="#citation2c">{2c}</a>&nbsp; Wodrow&rsquo;s
+<i>Church History</i>, Book II. chap. i. sect. I.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote2d"></a><a href="#citation2d">{2d}</a>&nbsp; Crookshank&rsquo;s
+<i>Church History</i>, 1751, second ed. p. 202.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote2e"></a><a href="#citation2e">{2e}</a>&nbsp; Burnet,
+p. 348.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote3a"></a><a href="#citation3a">{3a}</a>&nbsp; <i>Fuller&rsquo;s
+Historie of the Holy Warre</i>, fourth ed. 1651.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote3b"></a><a href="#citation3b">{3b}</a>&nbsp; Wodrow,
+vol. ii. p. 17.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote3c"></a><a href="#citation3c">{3c}</a>&nbsp; Sir J.
+Turner&rsquo;s <i>Memoirs</i>, pp. 148-50.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4a"></a><a href="#citation4a">{4a}</a>&nbsp; <i>A Cloud
+of Witnesses</i>, p. 376.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4b"></a><a href="#citation4b">{4b}</a>&nbsp; Wodrow,
+pp. 19, 20.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4c"></a><a href="#citation4c">{4c}</a>&nbsp; <i>A Hind
+Let Loose</i>, p. 123.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4d"></a><a href="#citation4d">{4d}</a>&nbsp; Turner,
+p. 163.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4e"></a><a href="#citation4e">{4e}</a>&nbsp; Turner,
+p. 198.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4f"></a><a href="#citation4f">{4f}</a>&nbsp; <i>Ibid</i>.
+p. 167.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4g"></a><a href="#citation4g">{4g}</a>&nbsp; Wodrow,
+p. 29.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote4h"></a><a href="#citation4h">{4h}</a>&nbsp; Turner,
+Wodrow, and <i>Church History</i> by James Kirkton, an outed minister
+of the period.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote5a"></a><a href="#citation5a">{5a}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton,
+p. 244.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote5b"></a><a href="#citation5b">{5b}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote5c"></a><a href="#citation5c">{5c}</a>&nbsp; Turner.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote5d"></a><a href="#citation5d">{5d}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote5e"></a><a href="#citation5e">{5e}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6a"></a><a href="#citation6a">{6a}</a>&nbsp; <i>Cloud
+of Witnesses</i>, p. 389; Edin. 1765.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6b"></a><a href="#citation6b">{6b}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton,
+p. 247.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6c"></a><a href="#citation6c">{6c}</a>&nbsp; Ibid.
+p. 254.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6d"></a><a href="#citation6d">{6d}</a>&nbsp; <i>Ibid</i>.
+p. 247.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6e"></a><a href="#citation6e">{6e}</a>&nbsp; <i>Ibid</i>.
+pp. 247, 248.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6f"></a><a href="#citation6f">{6f}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton,
+p. 248.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6g"></a><a href="#citation6g">{6g}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton,
+p. 249.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6h"></a><a href="#citation6h">{6h}</a>&nbsp; <i>Naphtali</i>,
+p. 205; Glasgow, 1721.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6i"></a><a href="#citation6i">{6i}</a>&nbsp; Wodrow,
+p. 59.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6j"></a><a href="#citation6j">{6j}</a>&nbsp; Kirkton,
+p. 246.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote6k"></a><a href="#citation6k">{6k}</a>&nbsp; Defoe&rsquo;s
+<i>History of the Church of Scotland.<br>
+<br>
+</i><a name="footnote7"></a><a href="#citation7">{7}</a>&nbsp; &lsquo;This
+paper was written in collaboration with James Waiter Ferrier, and if
+reprinted this is to be stated, though his principal collaboration was
+to lie back in an easy-chair and laugh.&rsquo; - [R.L.S., Oct. 25, 1894.]<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote8"></a><a href="#citation8">{8}</a>&nbsp; See a short
+essay of De Quincey&rsquo;s.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote9a"></a><a href="#citation9a">{9a}</a>&nbsp; <i>Religio
+Medici</i>, Part ii.<br>
+<br>
+<a name="footnote9b"></a><a href="#citation9b">{9b}</a>&nbsp; <i>Duchess</i>
+<i>of Malfi</i>.<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
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