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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, George Walker at Suez, by Anthony Trollope
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+Title: George Walker at Suez
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+Author: Anthony Trollope
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK GEORGE WALKER AT SUEZ***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1864 Chapman and Hall “Tales of All Countries”
+edition by David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+
+
+
+
+ GEORGE WALKER AT SUEZ.
+
+
+OF all the spots on the world’s surface that I, George Walker, of Friday
+Street, London, have ever visited, Suez in Egypt, at the head of the Red
+Sea, is by far the vilest, the most unpleasant, and the least
+interesting. There are no women there, no water, and no vegetation. It
+is surrounded, and indeed often filled, by a world of sand. A scorching
+sun is always overhead; and one is domiciled in a huge cavernous hotel,
+which seems to have been made purposely destitute of all the comforts of
+civilised life. Nevertheless, in looking back upon the week of my life
+which I spent there I always enjoy a certain sort of triumph;—or rather,
+upon one day of that week, which lends a sort of halo not only to my
+sojourn at Suez, but to the whole period of my residence in Egypt.
+
+I am free to confess that I am not a great man, and that, at any rate in
+the earlier part of my career, I had a hankering after the homage which
+is paid to greatness. I would fain have been a popular orator, feeding
+myself on the incense tendered to me by thousands; or failing that, a man
+born to power, whom those around him were compelled to respect, and
+perhaps to fear. I am not ashamed to acknowledge this, and I believe
+that most of my neighbours in Friday Street would own as much were they
+as candid and open-hearted as myself.
+
+It is now some time since I was recommended to pass the first four months
+of the year in Cairo because I had a sore-throat. The doctor may have
+been right, but I shall never divest myself of the idea that my partners
+wished to be rid of me while they made certain changes in the management
+of the firm. They would not otherwise have shown such interest every
+time I blew my nose or relieved my huskiness by a slight cough;—they
+would not have been so intimate with that surgeon from St. Bartholomew’s
+who dined with them twice at the Albion; nor would they have gone to work
+directly that my back was turned, and have done those very things which
+they could not have done had I remained at home. Be that as it may, I
+was frightened and went to Cairo, and while there I made a trip to Suez
+for a week.
+
+I was not happy at Cairo, for I knew nobody there, and the people at the
+hotel were, as I thought, uncivil. It seemed to me as though I were
+allowed to go in and out merely by sufferance; and yet I paid my bill
+regularly every week. The house was full of company, but the company was
+made up of parties of twos and threes, and they all seemed to have their
+own friends. I did make attempts to overcome that terrible British
+exclusiveness, that noli me tangere with which an Englishman arms
+himself; and in which he thinks it necessary to envelop his wife; but it
+was in vain, and I found myself sitting down to breakfast and dinner, day
+after day, as much alone as I should do if I called for a chop at a
+separate table in the Cathedral Coffee-house. And yet at breakfast and
+dinner I made one of an assemblage of thirty or forty people. That I
+thought dull.
+
+But as I stood one morning on the steps before the hotel, bethinking
+myself that my throat was as well as ever I remembered it to be, I was
+suddenly slapped on the back. Never in my life did I feel a more
+pleasant sensation, or turn round with more unaffected delight to return
+a friend’s greeting. It was as though a cup of water had been handed to
+me in the desert. I knew that a cargo of passengers for Australia had
+reached Cairo that morning, and were to be passed on to Suez as soon as
+the railway would take them, and did not therefore expect that the
+greeting had come from any sojourner in Egypt. I should perhaps have
+explained that the even tenor of our life at the hotel was disturbed some
+four times a month by a flight through Cairo of a flock of travellers,
+who like locusts eat up all that there was eatable at the Inn for the
+day. They sat down at the same tables with us, never mixing with us,
+having their separate interests and hopes, and being often, as I thought,
+somewhat loud and almost selfish in the expression of them. These flocks
+consisted of passengers passing and repassing by the overland route to
+and from India and Australia; and had I nothing else to tell, I should
+delight to describe all that I watched of their habits and manners—the
+outward bound being so different in their traits from their brethren on
+their return. But I have to tell of my own triumph at Suez, and must
+therefore hasten on to say that on turning round quickly with my
+outstretched hand, I found it clasped by John Robinson.
+
+“Well, Robinson, is this you?” “Holloa, Walker, what are you doing
+here?” That of course was the style of greeting. Elsewhere I should not
+have cared much to meet John Robinson, for he was a man who had never
+done well in the world. He had been in business and connected with a
+fairly good house in Sise Lane, but he had married early, and things had
+not exactly gone well with him. I don’t think the house broke, but he
+did; and so he was driven to take himself and five children off to
+Australia. Elsewhere I should not have cared to come across him, but I
+was positively glad to be slapped on the back by anybody on that
+landing-place in front of Shepheard’s Hotel at Cairo.
+
+I soon learned that Robinson with his wife and children, and indeed with
+all the rest of the Australian cargo, were to be passed on to Suez that
+afternoon, and after a while I agreed to accompany their party. I had
+made up my mind, on coming out from England, that I would see all the
+wonders of Egypt, and hitherto I had seen nothing. I did ride on one day
+some fifteen miles on a donkey to see the petrified forest; but the
+guide, who called himself a dragoman, took me wrong or cheated me in some
+way. We rode half the day over a stony, sandy plain, seeing nothing,
+with a terrible wind that filled my mouth with grit, and at last the
+dragoman got off. “Dere,” said he, picking up a small bit of stone, “Dis
+is de forest made of stone. Carry that home.” Then we turned round and
+rode back to Cairo. My chief observation as to the country was this—that
+whichever way we went, the wind blew into our teeth. The day’s work cost
+me five-and-twenty shillings, and since that I had not as yet made any
+other expedition. I was therefore glad of an opportunity of going to
+Suez, and of making the journey in company with an acquaintance.
+
+At that time the railway was open, as far as I remember, nearly half the
+way from Cairo to Suez. It did not run four or five times a day, as
+railways do in other countries, but four or five times a month. In fact,
+it only carried passengers on the arrival of these flocks passing between
+England and her Eastern possessions. There were trains passing backwards
+and forwards constantly, as I perceived in walking to and from the
+station; but, as I learned, they carried nothing but the labourers
+working on the line, and the water sent into the Desert for their use.
+It struck me forcibly at the time that I should not have liked to have
+money in that investment.
+
+Well; I went with Robinson to Suez. The journey, like everything else in
+Egypt, was sandy, hot, and unpleasant. The railway carriages were pretty
+fair, and we had room enough; but even in them the dust was a great
+nuisance. We travelled about ten miles an hour, and stopped about an
+hour at every ten miles. This was tedious, but we had cigars with us and
+a trifle of brandy and water; and in this manner the railway journey wore
+itself away. In the middle of the night, however, we were moved from the
+railway carriages into omnibuses, as they were called, and then I was not
+comfortable. These omnibuses were wooden boxes, placed each upon a pair
+of wheels, and supposed to be capable of carrying six passengers. I was
+thrust into one with Robinson, his wife and five children, and
+immediately began to repent of my good-nature in accompanying them. To
+each vehicle were attached four horses or mules, and I must acknowledge
+that as on the railway they went as slow as possible, so now in these
+conveyances, dragged through the sand, they went as fast as the beasts
+could be made to gallop. I remember the Fox Tally-ho coach on the
+Birmingham road when Boyce drove it, but as regards pace the Fox Tally-ho
+was nothing to these machines in Egypt. On the first going off I was
+jolted right on to Mrs. R. and her infant; and for a long time that lady
+thought that the child had been squeezed out of its proper shape; but at
+last we arrived at Suez, and the baby seemed to me to be all right when
+it was handed down into the boat at Suez.
+
+The Robinsons were allowed time to breakfast at that cavernous
+hotel—which looked to me like a scheme to save the expense of the
+passengers’ meal on board the ship—and then they were off. I shook hands
+with him heartily as I parted with him at the quay, and wished him well
+through all his troubles. A man who takes a wife and five young children
+out into a colony, and that with his pockets but indifferently lined,
+certainly has his troubles before him. So he has at home, no doubt; but,
+judging for myself, I should always prefer sticking to the old ship as
+long as there is a bag of biscuits in the locker. Poor Robinson! I have
+never heard a word of him or his since that day, and sincerely trust that
+the baby was none the worse for the little accident in the box.
+
+And now I had the prospect of a week before me at Suez, and the Robinsons
+had not been gone half an hour before I began to feel that I should have
+been better off even at Cairo. I secured a bedroom at the hotel—I might
+have secured sixty bedrooms had I wanted them—and then went out and stood
+at the front door, or gate. It is a large house, built round a
+quadrangle, looking with one front towards the head of the Red Sea, and
+with the other into and on a sandy, dead-looking, open square. There I
+stood for ten minutes, and finding that it was too hot to go forth,
+returned to the long cavernous room in which we had breakfasted. In that
+long cavernous room I was destined to eat all my meals for the next six
+days. Now at Cairo I could, at any rate, see my fellow-creatures at
+their food. So I lit a cigar, and began to wonder whether I could
+survive the week. It was now clear to me that I had done a very rash
+thing in coming to Suez with the Robinsons.
+
+Somebody about the place had asked me my name, and I had told it
+plainly—George Walker. I never was ashamed of my name yet, and never had
+cause to be. I believe at this day it will go as far in Friday Street as
+any other. A man may be popular, or he may not. That depends mostly on
+circumstances which are in themselves trifling. But the value of his
+name depends on the way in which he is known at his bank. I have never
+dealt in tea spoons or gravy spoons, but my name will go as far as
+another name. “George Walker,” I answered, therefore, in a tone of some
+little authority, to the man who asked me, and who sat inside the gate of
+the hotel in an old dressing-gown and slippers.
+
+That was a melancholy day with me, and twenty times before dinner did I
+wish myself back at Cairo. I had been travelling all night, and
+therefore hoped that I might get through some little time in sleeping,
+but the mosquitoes attacked me the moment I laid myself down. In other
+places mosquitoes torment you only at night, but at Suez they buzz around
+you, without ceasing, at all hours. A scorching sun was blazing
+overhead, and absolutely forbade me to leave the house. I stood for a
+while in the verandah, looking down at the few small vessels which were
+moored to the quay, but there was no life in them; not a sail was set,
+not a boatman or a sailor was to be seen, and the very water looked as
+though it were hot. I could fancy the glare of the sun was cracking the
+paint on the gunwales of the boats. I was the only visitor in the house,
+and during all the long hours of the morning it seemed as though the
+servants had deserted it.
+
+I dined at four; not that I chose that hour, but because no choice was
+given to me. At the hotels in Egypt one has to dine at an hour fixed by
+the landlord, and no entreaties will suffice to obtain a meal at any
+other. So at four I dined, and after dinner was again reduced to
+despair.
+
+I was sitting in the cavernous chamber almost mad at the prospect of the
+week before me, when I heard a noise as of various feet in the passage
+leading from the quadrangle. Was it possible that other human beings
+were coming into the hotel—Christian human beings at whom I could look,
+whose voices I could hear, whose words I could understand, and with whom
+I might possibly associate? I did not move, however, for I was still
+hot, and I knew that my chances might be better if I did not show myself
+over eager for companionship at the first moment. The door, however, was
+soon opened, and I saw that at least in one respect I was destined to be
+disappointed. The strangers who were entering the room were not
+Christians—if I might judge by the nature of the garments in which they
+were clothed.
+
+The door had been opened by the man in an old dressing-gown and slippers,
+whom I had seen sitting inside the gate. He was the Arab porter of the
+hotel, and as he marshalled the new visitors into the room, I heard him
+pronounce some sound similar to my own name, and perceived that he
+pointed me out to the most prominent person of those who then entered the
+apartment. This was a stout, portly man, dressed from head to foot in
+Eastern costume of the brightest colours. He wore, not only the red fez
+cap which everybody wears—even I had accustomed myself to a fez cap—but a
+turban round it, of which the voluminous folds were snowy white. His
+face was fat, but not the less grave, and the lower part of it was
+enveloped in a magnificent beard, which projected round it on all sides,
+and touched his breast as he walked. It was a grand grizzled beard, and
+I acknowledged at a moment that it added a singular dignity to the
+appearance of the stranger. His flowing robe was of bright colours, and
+the under garment which fitted close round his breast, and then
+descended, becoming beneath his sash a pair of the loosest pantaloons—I
+might, perhaps, better describe them as bags—was a rich tawny silk.
+These loose pantaloons were tied close round his legs, above the ankle,
+and over a pair of scrupulously white stockings, and on his feet he wore
+a pair of yellow slippers. It was manifest to me at a glance that the
+Arab gentleman was got up in his best raiment, and that no expense had
+been spared on his suit.
+
+And here I cannot but make a remark on the personal bearing of these
+Arabs. Whether they be Arabs or Turks, or Copts, it is always the same.
+They are a mean, false, cowardly race, I believe. They will bear blows,
+and respect the man who gives them. Fear goes further with them than
+love, and between man and man they understand nothing of forbearance. He
+who does not exact from them all that he can exact is simply a fool in
+their estimation, to the extent of that which he loses. In all this,
+they are immeasurably inferior to us who have had Christian teaching.
+But in one thing they beat us. They always know how to maintain their
+personal dignity.
+
+Look at my friend and partner Judkins, as he stands with his hands in his
+trousers pockets at the door of our house in Friday Street. What can be
+meaner than his appearance? He is a stumpy, short, podgy man; but then
+so also was my Arab friend at Suez. Judkins is always dressed from head
+to foot in a decent black cloth suit; his coat is ever a dress coat, and
+is neither old nor shabby. On his head he carries a shining new silk
+hat, such as fashion in our metropolis demands. Judkins is rather a
+dandy than otherwise, piquing himself somewhat on his apparel. And yet
+how mean is his appearance, as compared with the appearance of that
+Arab;—how mean also is his gait, how ignoble his step! Judkins could buy
+that Arab out four times over, and hardly feel the loss; and yet were
+they to enter a room together, Judkins would know and acknowledge by his
+look that he was the inferior personage. Not the less, should a personal
+quarrel arise between them, would Judkins punch the Arab’s head; ay, and
+reduce him to utter ignominy at his feet.
+
+Judkins would break his heart in despair rather than not return a blow;
+whereas the Arab would put up with any indignity of that sort.
+Nevertheless Judkins is altogether deficient in personal dignity. I
+often thought, as the hours hung in Egypt, whether it might not be
+practicable to introduce an oriental costume in Friday Street.
+
+At this moment, as the Arab gentleman entered the cavernous coffee-room,
+I felt that I was greatly the inferior personage. He was followed by
+four or five others, dressed somewhat as himself; though by no means in
+such magnificent colours, and by one gentleman in a coat and trousers.
+The gentleman in the coat and trousers came last, and I could see that he
+was one of the least of the number. As for myself, I felt almost
+overawed by the dignity of the stout party in the turban, and seeing that
+he came directly across the room to the place where I was seated, I got
+upon my legs and made him some sign of Christian obeisance.
+
+I am a little man, and not podgy, as is Judkins, and I flatter myself
+that I showed more deportment, at any rate, than he would have exhibited.
+
+I made, as I have said, some Christian obeisance. I bobbed my head, that
+is, rubbing my hands together the while, and expressed an opinion that it
+was a fine day. But if I was civil, as I hope I was, the Arab was much
+more so. He advanced till he was about six paces from me, then placed
+his right hand open upon his silken breast,—and inclining forward with
+his whole body, made to me a bow which Judkins never could accomplish.
+The turban and the flowing robe might be possible in Friday Street, but
+of what avail would be the outer garments and mere symbols, if the inner
+sentiment of personal dignity were wanting? I have often since tried it
+when alone, but I could never accomplish anything like that bow. The
+Arab with the flowing robe bowed, and the other Arabs all bowed also; and
+after that the Christian gentleman with the coat and trousers made a leg.
+I made a leg also, rubbing my hands again, and added to my former remarks
+that it was rather hot.
+
+“Dat berry true,” said the porter in the dirty dressing-gown, who stood
+by. I could see at a glance that the manner of that porter towards me
+was greatly altered, and I began to feel comforted in my wretchedness.
+Perhaps a Christian from Friday Street, with plenty of money in his
+pockets, would stand in higher esteem at Suez than at Cairo. If so, that
+alone would go far to atone for the apparent wretchedness of the place.
+At Cairo I had not received that attention which had certainly been due
+to me as the second partner in the flourishing Manchester house of
+Grimes, Walker, and Judkins.
+
+But now, as my friend with the beard again bowed to me, I felt that this
+deficiency was to be made up. It was clear, however, that this new
+acquaintance, though I liked the manner of it, would be attended with
+considerable inconvenience, for the Arab gentleman commenced an address
+to me in French. It has always been to me a source of sorrow that my
+parents did not teach me the French language, and this deficiency on my
+part has given rise to an incredible amount of supercilious overbearing
+pretension on the part of Judkins—who after all can hardly do more than
+translate a correspondent’s letter. I do not believe that he could have
+understood that Arab’s oration, but at any rate I did not. He went on to
+the end, however, speaking for some three or four minutes, and then again
+he bowed. If I could only have learned that bow, I might still have been
+greater than Judkins with all his French.
+
+“I am very sorry,” said I, “but I don’t exactly follow the French
+language when it is spoken.”
+
+“Ah! no French!” said the Arab in very broken English, “dat is one
+sorrow.” How is it that these fellows learn all languages under the sun?
+I afterwards found that this man could talk Italian, and Turkish, and
+Armenian fluently, and say a few words in German, as he could also in
+English. I could not ask for my dinner in any other language than
+English, if it were to save me from starvation. Then he called to the
+Christian gentleman in the pantaloons, and, as far as I could understand,
+made over to him the duty of interpreting between us. There seemed,
+however, to be one difficulty in the way of this being carried on with
+efficiency. The Christian gentleman could not speak English himself. He
+knew of it perhaps something more than did the Arab, but by no means
+enough to enable us to have a fluent conversation.
+
+And had the interpreter—who turned out to be an Italian from Trieste,
+attached to the Austrian Consulate at Alexandria—had the interpreter
+spoken English with the greatest ease, I should have had considerable
+difficulty in understanding and digesting in all its bearings, the
+proposition made to me. But before I proceed to the proposition, I must
+describe a ceremony which took place previous to its discussion. I had
+hardly observed, when first the procession entered the room, that one of
+my friend’s followers—my friend’s name, as I learned afterwards, was
+Mahmoud al Ackbar, and I will therefore call him Mahmoud—that one of
+Mahmoud’s followers bore in his arms a bundle of long sticks, and that
+another carried an iron pot and a tray. Such was the case, and these two
+followers came forward to perform their services, while I, having been
+literally pressed down on to the sofa by Mahmoud, watched them in their
+progress. Mahmoud also sat down, and not a word was spoken while the
+ceremony went on. The man with the sticks first placed on the ground two
+little pans—one at my feet, and then one at the feet of his master.
+After that he loosed an ornamented bag which he carried round his neck,
+and producing from it tobacco, proceeded to fill two pipes. This he did
+with the utmost gravity, and apparently with very peculiar care. The
+pipes had been already fixed at one end of the stick, and to the other
+end the man had fastened two large yellow balls. These, as I afterwards
+perceived, were mouth-pieces made of amber. Then he lit the pipes,
+drawing up the difficult smoke by long painful suckings at the
+mouthpiece, and then, when the work had become apparently easy, he handed
+one pipe to me, and the other to his master. The bowls he had first
+placed in the little pans on the ground.
+
+During all this time no word was spoken, and I was left altogether in the
+dark as to the cause which had produced this extraordinary courtesy.
+There was a stationary sofa—they called it there a divan—which was fixed
+into the corner of the room, and on one side of the angle sat Mahmoud al
+Ackbar, with his feet tucked under him, while I sat on the other. The
+remainder of the party stood around, and I felt so little master of the
+occasion, that I did not know whether it would become me to bid them be
+seated. I was not master of the entertainment. They were not my pipes.
+Nor was it my coffee, which I saw one of the followers preparing in a
+distant part of the room. And, indeed, I was much confused as to the
+management of the stick and amber mouth-piece with which I had been
+presented. With a cigar I am as much at home as any man in the City. I
+can nibble off the end of it, and smoke it to the last ash, when I am
+three parts asleep. But I had never before been invited to regale myself
+with such an instrument as this. What was I to do with that huge yellow
+ball? So I watched my new friend closely.
+
+It had manifestly been a part of his urbanity not to commence till I had
+done so, but seeing my difficulty he at last raised the ball to his mouth
+and sucked at it. I looked at him and envied the gravity of his
+countenance, and the dignity of his demeanour. I sucked also, but I made
+a sputtering noise, and must confess that I did not enjoy it. The smoke
+curled gracefully from his mouth and nostrils as he sat there in mute
+composure. I was mute as regarded speech, but I coughed as the smoke
+came from me in convulsive puffs. And then the attendant brought us
+coffee in little tin cups—black coffee, without sugar and full of grit,
+of which the berries had been only bruised, not ground. I took the cup
+and swallowed the mixture, for I could not refuse, but I wish that I
+might have asked for some milk and sugar. Nevertheless there was
+something very pleasing in the whole ceremony, and at last I began to
+find myself more at home with my pipe.
+
+When Mahmoud had exhausted his tobacco, and perceived that I also had
+ceased to puff forth smoke, he spoke in Italian to the interpreter, and
+the interpreter forthwith proceeded to explain to me the purport of this
+visit. This was done with much difficulty, for the interpreter’s stock
+of English was very scanty—but after awhile I understood, or thought I
+understood, as follows:—At some previous period of my existence I had
+done some deed which had given infinite satisfaction to Mahmoud al
+Ackbar. Whether, however, I had done it myself, or whether my father had
+done it, was not quite clear to me. My father, then some time deceased,
+had been a wharfinger at Liverpool, and it was quite possible that
+Mahmoud might have found himself at that port. Mahmoud had heard of my
+arrival in Egypt, and had been given to understand that I was coming to
+Suez—to carry myself away in the ship, as the interpreter phrased it.
+This I could not understand, but I let it pass. Having heard these
+agreeable tidings—and Mahmoud, sitting in the corner, bowed low to me as
+this was said—he had prepared for my acceptance a slight refection for
+the morrow, hoping that I would not carry myself away in the ship till
+this had been eaten. On this subject I soon made him quite at ease, and
+he then proceeded to explain that as there was a point of interest at
+Suez, Mahmoud was anxious that I should partake of the refection somewhat
+in the guise of a picnic, at the Well of Moses, over in Asia, on the
+other side of the head of the Red Sea. Mahmoud would provide a boat to
+take across the party in the morning, and camels on which we would return
+after sunset. Or else we would go and return on camels, or go on camels
+and return in the boat. Indeed any arrangement would be made that I
+preferred. If I was afraid of the heat, and disliked the open boat, I
+could be carried round in a litter. The provisions had already been sent
+over to the Well of Moses in the anticipation that I would not refuse
+this little request.
+
+I did not refuse it. Nothing could have been more agreeable to me than
+this plan of seeing something of the sights and wonders of this land,—and
+of this seeing them in good company. I had not heard of the Well of
+Moses before, but now that I learned that it was in Asia,—in another
+quarter of the globe, to be reached by a transit of the Red Sea, to be
+returned from by a journey on camels’ backs,—I burned with anxiety to
+visit its waters. What a story would this be for Judkins! This was, no
+doubt, the point at which the Israelites had passed. Of those waters had
+they drunk. I almost felt that I had already found one of Pharaoh’s
+chariot wheels. I readily gave my assent, and then, with much ceremony
+and many low salaams, Mahmoud and his attendant left me. “I am very glad
+that I came to Suez,” said I to myself.
+
+I did not sleep much that night, for the mosquitoes of Suez are very
+persevering; but I was saved from the agonising despair which these
+animals so frequently produce, by my agreeable thoughts as to Mahmoud al
+Ackbar. I will put it to any of my readers who have travelled, whether
+it is not a painful thing to find one’s-self regarded among strangers
+without any kindness or ceremonious courtesy. I had on this account been
+wretched at Cairo, but all this was to be made up to me at Suez. Nothing
+could be more pleasant than the whole conduct of Mahmoud al Ackbar, and I
+determined to take full advantage of it, not caring overmuch what might
+be the nature of those previous favours to which he had alluded. That
+was his look-out, and if he was satisfied, why should not I be so also?
+
+On the following morning I was dressed at six, and, looking out of my
+bed-room, I saw the boat in which we were to be wafted into Asia being
+brought up to the quay close under my window. It had been arranged that
+we should start early, so as to avoid the mid-day sun, breakfast in the
+boat,—Mahmoud in this way engaged to provide me with two refections,—take
+our rest at noon in a pavilion which had been built close upon the well
+of the patriarch, and then eat our dinner, and return riding upon camels
+in the cool of the evening. Nothing could sound more pleasant than such
+a plan; and knowing as I did that the hampers of provisions had already
+been sent over, I did not doubt that the table arrangements would be
+excellent. Even now, standing at my window, I could see a basket laden
+with long-necked bottles going into the boat, and became aware that we
+should not depend altogether for our morning repast on that gritty coffee
+which my friend Mahmoud’s followers prepared.
+
+I had promised to be ready at six, and having carefully completed my
+toilet, and put a clean collar and comb into my pocket ready for dinner,
+I descended to the great gateway and walked slowly round to the quay. As
+I passed out, the porter greeted me with a low obeisance, and walking on,
+I felt that I stepped the ground with a sort of dignity of which I had
+before been ignorant. It is not, as a rule, the man who gives grace and
+honour to the position, but the position which confers the grace and
+honour upon the man. I have often envied the solemn gravity and grand
+demeanour of the Lord Chancellor, as I have seen him on the bench; but I
+almost think that even Judkins would look grave and dignified under such
+a wig. Mahmoud al Ackbar had called upon me and done me honour, and I
+felt myself personally capable of sustaining before the people of Suez
+the honour which he had done me.
+
+As I walked forth with a proud step from beneath the portal, I perceived,
+looking down from the square along the street, that there was already
+some commotion in the town. I saw the flowing robes of many Arabs, with
+their backs turned towards me, and I thought that I observed the
+identical gown and turban of my friend Mahmoud on the back and head of a
+stout short man, who was hurrying round a corner in the distance. I felt
+sure that it was Mahmoud. Some of his servants had failed in their
+preparations, I said to myself, as I made my way round to the water’s
+edge. This was only another testimony how anxious he was to do me
+honour.
+
+I stood for a while on the edge of the quay looking into the boat, and
+admiring the comfortable cushions which were luxuriously arranged around
+the seats. The men who were at work did not know me, and I was
+unnoticed, but I should soon take my place upon the softest of those
+cushions. I walked slowly backwards and forwards on the quay, listening
+to a hum of voices that came to me from a distance. There was clearly
+something stirring in the town, and I felt certain that all the movement
+and all those distant voices were connected in some way with my
+expedition to the Well of Moses. At last there came a lad upon the walk
+dressed in Frank costume, and I asked him what was in the wind. He was a
+clerk attached to an English warehouse, and he told me that there had
+been an arrival from Cairo.
+
+He knew no more than that, but he had heard that the omnibuses had just
+come in. Could it be possible that Mahmoud al Ackbar had heard of
+another old acquaintance, and had gone to welcome him also?
+
+At first my ideas on the subject were altogether pleasant. I by no means
+wished to monopolise the delights of all those cushions, nor would it be
+to me a cause of sorrow that there should be some one to share with me
+the conversational powers of that interpreter. Should another guest be
+found, he might also be an Englishman, and I might thus form an
+acquaintance which would be desirable. Thinking of these things, I
+walked the quay for some minutes in a happy state of mind; but by degrees
+I became impatient, and by degrees also disturbed in my spirit. I
+observed that one of the Arab boatmen walked round from the vessel to the
+front of the hotel, and that on his return he looked at me—as I thought,
+not with courteous eyes. Then also I saw, or rather heard, some one in
+the verandah of the hotel above me, and was conscious that I was being
+viewed from thence. I walked and walked, and nobody came to me, and I
+perceived by my watch that it was seven o’clock. The noise, too, had
+come nearer and nearer, and I was now aware that wheels had been drawn up
+before the front door of the hotel, and that many voices were speaking
+there. It might be that Mahmoud should wait for some other friend, but
+why did he not send some one to inform me? And then, as I made a sudden
+turn at the end of the quay, I caught sight of the retreating legs of the
+Austrian interpreter, and I became aware that he had been sent down, and
+had gone away, afraid to speak to me. “What can I do?” said I to myself,
+“I can but keep my ground.” I owned that I feared to go round to the
+front of the hotel. So I still walked slowly up and down the length of
+the quay, and began to whistle to show that I was not uneasy. The Arab
+sailors looked at me uncomfortably, and from time to time some one peered
+at me round the corner. It was now fully half-past seven, and the sun
+was becoming hot in the heavens. Why did we not hasten to place
+ourselves beneath the awning in that boat.
+
+I had just made up my mind that I would go round to the front and
+penetrate this mystery, when, on turning, I saw approaching to me a man
+dressed at any rate like an English gentleman. As he came near to me, he
+raised his hat, and accosted me in our own language. “Mr. George Walker,
+I believe?” said he.
+
+“Yes,” said I, with some little attempt at a high demeanour,—“of the firm
+of Grimes, Walker, and Judkins, Friday Street, London.”
+
+“A most respectable house, I am sure,” said he. “I am afraid there has
+been a little mistake here.”
+
+“No mistake as to the respectability of that house,” said I. I felt that
+I was again alone in the world, and that it was necessary that I should
+support myself. Mahmoud al Ackbar had separated himself from me for
+ever. Of that I had no longer a doubt.
+
+“Oh, none at all,” said he. “But about this little expedition over the
+water;” and he pointed contemptuously to the boat. “There has been a
+mistake about that, Mr. Walker; I happen to be the English Vice-Consul
+here.”
+
+I took off my hat and bowed. It was the first time I had ever been
+addressed civilly by any English consular authority.
+
+“And they have made me get out of bed to come down here and explain all
+this to you.”
+
+“All what?” said I.
+
+“You are a man of the world, I know, and I’ll just tell it you plainly.
+My old friend, Mahmoud al Ackbar, has mistaken you for Sir George Walker,
+the new Lieutenant-Governor of Pegu. Sir George Walker is here now; he
+has come this morning; and Mahmoud is ashamed to face you after what has
+occurred. If you won’t object to withdraw with me into the hotel, I’ll
+explain it all.”
+
+I felt as though a thunderbolt had fallen; and I must say, that even up
+to this day I think that the Consul might have been a little less abrupt.
+“We can get in here,” said he, evidently in a hurry, and pointing to a
+small door which opened out from one corner of the house to the quay.
+What could I do but follow him? I did follow him, and in a few words
+learned the remainder of the story. When he had once withdrawn me from
+the public walk he seemed but little anxious about the rest, and soon
+left me again alone. The facts, as far as I could learn them, were
+simply these.
+
+Sir George Walker, who was now going out to Pegu as Governor, had been in
+India before, commanding an army there. I had never heard of him before,
+and had made no attempt to pass myself off as his relative. Nobody could
+have been more innocent than I was—or have received worse usage. I have
+as much right to the name as he has. Well; when he was in India before,
+he had taken the city of Begum after a terrible siege—Begum, I think the
+Consul called it; and Mahmoud had been there, having been, it seems, a
+great man at Begum, and Sir George had spared him and his money; and in
+this way the whole thing had come to pass. There was no further
+explanation than that. The rest of it was all transparent. Mahmoud,
+having heard my name from the porter, had hurried down to invite me to
+his party. So far so good. But why had he been afraid to face me in the
+morning? And, seeing that the fault had all been his, why had he not
+asked me to join the expedition? Sir George and I may, after all, be
+cousins. But, coward as he was, he had been afraid of me. When they
+found that I was on the quay, they had been afraid of me, not knowing how
+to get rid of me. I wish that I had kept the quay all day, and stared
+them down one by one as they entered the boat. But I was down in the
+mouth, and when the Consul left me, I crept wearily back to my bedroom.
+
+And the Consul did leave me almost immediately. A faint hope had, at one
+time, come upon me that he would have asked me to breakfast. Had he done
+so, I should have felt it as a full compensation for all that I had
+suffered. I am not an exacting man, but I own that I like civility. In
+Friday Street I can command it, and in Friday Street for the rest of my
+life will I remain. From this Consul I received no civility. As soon as
+he had got me out of the way and spoken the few words which he had to
+say, he again raised his hat and left me. I also again raised mine, and
+then crept up to my bed-room.
+
+From my window, standing a little behind the white curtain, I could see
+the whole embarkation. There was Mahmoud al Ackbar, looking indeed a
+little hot, but still going through his work with all that excellence of
+deportment which had graced him on the preceding evening. Had his foot
+slipped, and had he fallen backwards into that shallow water, my spirit
+would, I confess, have been relieved. But, on the contrary, everything
+went well with him. There was the real Sir George, my namesake and
+perhaps my cousin, as fresh as paint, cool from the bath which he had
+been taking while I had been walking on that terrace. How is it that
+these governors and commanders-in-chief go through such a deal of work
+without fagging? It was not yet two hours since he was jolting about in
+that omnibus-box, and there he had been all night. I could not have gone
+off to the Well of Moses immediately on my arrival. It’s the dignity of
+the position that does it. I have long known that the head of a firm
+must never count on a mere clerk to get through as much work as he could
+do himself. It’s the interest in the matter that supports the man.
+
+They went, and Sir George, as I was well assured, had never heard a word
+about me. Had he done so, is it probable that he would have requested my
+attendance?
+
+But Mahmoud and his followers no doubt kept their own counsel as to that
+little mistake. There they went, and the gentle rippling breeze filled
+their sail pleasantly, as the boat moved away into the bay. I felt no
+spite against any of them but Mahmoud. Why had he avoided me with such
+cowardice? I could still see them when the morning tchibouk was handed
+to Sir George; and, though I wished him no harm, I did envy him as he lay
+there reclining luxuriously upon the cushions.
+
+A more wretched day than that I never spent in my life. As I went in and
+out, the porter at the gate absolutely scoffed at me. Once I made up my
+mind to complain within the house. But what could I have said of the
+dirty Arab? They would have told me that it was his religion, or a
+national observance, or meant for a courtesy. What can a man do, in a
+strange country, when he is told that a native spits in his face by way
+of civility? I bore it, I bore it—like a man; and sighed for the
+comforts of Friday Street.
+
+As to one matter, I made up my mind on that day, and I fully carried out
+my purpose on the next: I would go across to the Well of Moses in a boat.
+I would visit the coasts of Asia. And I would ride back into Africa on a
+camel. Though I did it alone, I would have my day’s pleasuring. I had
+money in my pocket, and, though it might cost me £20, I would see all
+that my namesake had seen. It did cost me the best part of £20; and as
+for the pleasuring, I cannot say much for it.
+
+I went to bed early that night, having concluded my bargain for the
+morrow with a rapacious Arab who spoke English. I went to bed early in
+order to escape the returning party, and was again on the quay at six the
+next morning. On this occasion, I stepped boldly into the boat the very
+moment that I came along the shore. There is nothing in the world like
+paying for what you use. I saw myself to the bottle of brandy and the
+cold meat, and acknowledged that a cigar out of my own case would suit me
+better than that long stick. The long stick might do very well for a
+Governor of Pegu, but would be highly inconvenient in Friday Street.
+
+Well, I am not going to give an account of my day’s journey here, though
+perhaps I may do so some day. I did go to the Well of Moses—if a small
+dirty pool of salt water, lying high above the sands, can be called a
+well; I did eat my dinner in the miserable ruined cottage which they
+graced by the name of a pavilion; and, alas for my poor bones! I did ride
+home upon a camel. If Sir George did so early, and started for Pegu the
+next morning—and I was informed such was the fact—he must have been made
+of iron. I laid in bed the whole day suffering greviously; but I was
+told that on such a journey I should have slakened my throat with
+oranges, and not with brandy.
+
+I survived those four terrible days which remained to me at Suez, and
+after another month was once again in Friday Street. I suffered greatly
+on the occasion; but it is some consolation to me to reflect that I
+smoked a pipe of peace with Mahmoud al Ackbar; that I saw the hero of
+Begum while journeying out to new triumphs at Pegu; that I sailed into
+Asia in my own yacht—hired for the occasion; and that I rode back into
+Africa on a camel. Nor can Judkins, with all his ill-nature, rob me of
+these remembrances.
+
+
+
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