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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of City Ballads, by Will Carleton
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: City Ballads
+
+Author: Will Carleton
+
+Release Date: August 3, 2011 [EBook #36954]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK CITY BALLADS ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Juliet Sutherland, Dianne Nolan and the Online
+Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net
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+
+
+ [Illustration: "THESE ARE THE SPIRES THAT WERE GLEAMING."]
+
+
+
+ CITY BALLADS
+
+
+ BY
+ WILL CARLETON
+ AUTHOR OF "FARM BALLADS" "FARM LEGENDS" "FARM FESTIVALS"
+ "YOUNG FOLKS' CENTENNIAL RHYMES" ETC.
+
+
+ _ILLUSTRATED_
+
+
+ NEW YORK
+ HARPER & BROTHERS, FRANKLIN SQUARE
+
+
+
+
+ Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1885, by
+
+ HARPER & BROTHERS,
+
+ In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington.
+
+
+ _All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+
+ TO
+
+ ADÓRA
+
+ FRIEND, COMRADE, LOVER, WIFE
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+When city people go among forests and hills, they drink in the fresh
+air and weird scenery of rural surroundings, with much more relish,
+enjoyment, and appreciation, than do the life-long residents they
+find there.
+
+For the same reason, the great drama of metropolitan existence falls
+most forcibly upon those just from the clear streams and green
+meadows of the country. Their impressions then are deeper, and their
+feelings more intense than if they were city born and bred.
+
+With the latter fact in view, this book is an effort to reproduce
+some of the effects of city scenes and character upon the intellect
+and imagination of two people from the country:
+
+First, a young student, who has travelled the well-beaten roads of a
+college course, but is just entering real life, and now for the
+first time walks the paved and palace-bordered streets of which he
+has heard and read so much.
+
+Second, an old farmer, with very little "book-learning," but a clear
+brain, a warm heart, and independent judgment, and a habit of
+philosophizing upon everything he sees, which habit he brings to the
+city, and applies to the strange facts he witnesses.
+
+These, with certain incidental thoughts and characters encountered
+and discussed, constitute the present work. It will be found, as
+intended, sketchy and suggestive rather than elaborate and complete.
+Note-books and diaries are designed, not so much for the history of
+a career or an event, as a light to the memory, a stimulus to the
+imagination, and a help to the heart.
+
+It is the hope of the author that his book may perform those offices
+for you, his readers, and that it will rouse your pity of pain, your
+enjoyment of honest mirth, your hatred of sham and wrong, and your
+love and adoration of the Resolute and the Good, and their winsome
+child, the Beautiful.
+
+In which case he shakes hands with his large and loved constituency,
+and continues happy.
+
+ W. C.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ WEALTH 15
+ _Including_
+ THE LOVELY YOUNG MAN 28
+ IF I'D A MILLION MILLIONS 35
+ FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS 40
+
+ WANT 46
+ _Including_
+ THAT SWAMP OF DEATH 53
+ A SEWING-GIRL'S DIARY 64
+
+ FIRE 75
+ _Including_
+ WHEN PROMETHEUS STOLE THE FLAME 77
+ FLASH: THE FIREMAN'S STORY 79
+ HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE 84
+ "YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE IS CONRAD?" 90
+
+ WATER 93
+ _Including_
+ THE DEAD STOWAWAY 97
+ THE WEDDING OF THE TOWNS 102
+ FARMER STEBBINS AT OCEAN GROVE 107
+
+ VICE 113
+ _Including_
+ THE BOY-CONVICT'S STORY 115
+ FARMER STEBBINS ON THE BOWERY 119
+ FARMER STEBBINS AHEAD 124
+ THE SLUGGING-MATCH 130
+
+ VIRTUE 132
+ _Including_
+ MORE WAYS THAN ONE 136
+ THE MARCH OF THE CHILDREN 141
+
+ TRAVEL 143
+ _Including_
+ HER TOUR 144
+ AT THE SUMMIT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT 148
+ THE SILENT WHEEL 155
+ FARMER AND WHEEL; OR, THE NEW LOCHINVAR 157
+ ONLY A BOX 166
+
+ HOME 170
+ _Including_
+ LET THE CLOTH BE WHITE 172
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS.
+
+
+ Page
+
+ "_These are the spires that were gleaming_" _Frontispiece._
+
+ "_I saw tall derricks by the hundred rise_" 21
+
+ "_I reached my hand down for it and it stopped_" 29
+
+ "_When all to once the wheels departed suddenly
+ above, an' took along my heels_" 43
+
+ _Farmer Stebbins on Rollers_ 45
+
+ "_Yes, it's straight and true, good preacher,
+ every word that you have said_" 51
+
+ "_Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the
+ chimneys over there_" 54
+
+ "_Oh, the air is pure and wholesome where some babies
+ coo and rest, and they trim them out with ribbons,
+ and they feed them with the best_" 55
+
+ "_Weary old man with the snow-drifted hair, not by
+ your fault are you suffering there_" 59
+
+ "_Is't the same girl that stood, one night, there in
+ the wide hall's thrilling light?_" 65
+
+ "_And hateful hunger has come in_" 69
+
+ "_He begged that horse's pardon upon his bended knees_" 80
+
+ "_Away he rushed like a cyclone for the head
+ o'_ '_Number Three_'" 82
+
+ "_Laid down in his harness_" 83
+
+ _How we Fought the Fire_ 87
+
+ "_Battered and bruised, forever abused, he lay by
+ the moaning sea_" 99
+
+ "_Miss Sunnyhopes she waded out_" 108
+
+ "_Two inland noodles, for our first acquaintance
+ with the sea_" 109
+
+ "_A-floating on her dainty back_" 110
+
+ "_I tried to kick this_ '_lovely wave_'" 110
+
+ "_Heels over head--all in a bunch!_" 111
+
+ "_We voted that we'd had enough_" 111
+
+ "_To make four hundred dollars clear, an' help the
+ children too_" 121
+
+ "_We come 'thin part of one of it_" 123
+
+ "_They_ '_put their heads together_' _in a new an'
+ painful way_" 127
+
+ "_He makes himself a bigger fool than all the fools
+ he makes_" 129
+
+ _The Salvation Army_ 140
+
+ _The March of the Children_ 141, 142
+
+ _From the Monument_ 149
+
+ "_And he stood there, like a colonel, with her
+ trembling on his arm_" 159
+
+ _Chasing the Bicycle_ 163
+
+ "_Only a box, secure and strong, rough and wooden,
+ and six feet long_" 167
+
+ "_And carry back, from out our plenteous store,
+ enough to keep himself a fortnight more_" 172
+
+ "_The hungry city children are coming here to-night_" 173
+
+ "_He heard its soft tones through the cottages creep,
+ from fond mothers singing their babies to sleep_" 177
+
+
+
+
+CITY BALLADS.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+WEALTH.
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+
+ Here in The City I ponder,
+ Through its long pathways I wander.
+ These are the spires that were gleaming
+ All through my juvenile dreaming.
+ This is The Something I heard, far away,
+ When, at the close of a tired Summer day,
+ Resting from work on the lap of a lawn,
+ Gazing to whither The Sun-god had gone,
+ Leaving behind him his mantles of gold--
+ This is The Something by which I was told;
+ "Bend your head, dreamer, and listen--
+ Come to my splendors that glisten!
+ Either to triumph they call you,
+ Or to what worst could befall you!"
+ This is The Something that thrilled my desires,
+ When the weird Morning had kindled his fires,
+ And the gray city of clouds in the east
+ Lighted its streets as for pageant or feast,
+ Whisp'ring--my spirit elating--
+ "Come to me, boy, I am waiting!
+ Bring me your muscle and spirit and brain--
+ Here to my glory-strewn, ruin-strewn plain!"
+ Treading the trough of the furrow,
+ Digging where life-rootlets burrow,
+ Blade of the food-harvest swinging,
+ In the barns toiling and singing,
+ Breath of a hay-meadow smelling,
+ Forest-trees loving and felling--
+ Where'er my spirit was turning,
+ Lived that mysterious yearning!
+ When in the old country school-house I conned
+ Legends of life in the broad world beyond--
+ When in the trim hamlet-college I cast
+ Wondering glances at days that were past--
+ Ever I longed for the walls and the streets,
+ And the rich conflict that energy meets!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ So I have come: but The City is great
+ Bearing me down like a brute with its weight.
+ So I have come: but The City is cold,
+ And I am lonelier now than of old.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Yet, 'tis the same restless story:
+ Even to fail here were glory!
+ Grand, to be part of this ocean
+ Of matter and mind and emotion!
+ Here flow the streams of endeavor,
+ Cityward trending forever.--
+ Wheat-stalks that tassel the field,
+ Harvests of opulent yield,
+ Grass-blades that fence with each other,
+ Flower-blossoms--sister and brother--
+ Roots that are sturdy and tender,
+ Stalks in your thrift and your splendor,
+ Mind that is fertile and daring,
+ Face that true beauty is wearing--
+ All that is strongest and fleetest,
+ All that are dainty and sweetest.
+ Look to the domes and the glittering spires,
+ Waiting for you with majestic desires!
+ List to The City's gaunt, thunderous roar,
+ Calling and calling for you evermore!
+ Long in the fields you may labor and wait--
+ You and your tribe may come early or late;
+ Beauty and excellence dwell and will dwell
+ Oft amid garden and moorland and fell;
+ Long generations may hold them,
+ Centuries oft can enfold them;
+ But the rich City's they some time shall be,
+ Sure as the spring is the food of the sea.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+SEPTEMBER 20, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the south-west; weather wondrous fine;
+ Thermometer 'twixt seventy-eight and nine.
+ Ground rather dry; sun flails us over-warm;
+ It's most time for the equinoctial storm.
+ Family healthy as could be desired;
+ Except we're somewhat mind and body tired
+ At moving over such a lengthy road,
+ And settling down here in our town abode,
+ And wrestling with the pains that filter through one
+ When he gives up an old home for a new one.
+
+ Old Calendar, you've always stood me true;
+ Now I'll change works, and do the same by you!
+ You're just as good as when, with aching arm,
+ I cleared and worked that eighty-acre farm!
+ And every night, in those hard, dear old days,
+ 'Twas one of my most unconditional ways,
+ When to my labors I had said Good-night,
+ And recompensed my home-made appetite,
+ And talked with Wife, and traded family views,
+ And gathered all the latest township news,
+ And dealt my sons a sly fraternal hit,
+ And flirted with my daughters just a bit,
+ And through the papers tried my way to see,
+ So the world shouldn't slip out from under me,
+ As I was saying--in those sweet old days,
+ 'Twas one of my most unconditional ways,
+ To go to you, old book, before I'd sleep,
+ And hand you over all the day to keep.
+
+ I gave you up what weather I could find,
+ Likewise the different phases of my mind;
+ What my hard hands from morn to night had done,
+ And what my mind had been subsisting on;
+ What accidents had touched my brain with doubt,
+ And what successes it had whittled out;
+ How well I had been able to control
+ The weather fluctuations of my soul;
+ What progress or what failures I had made
+ In spying round and stealing Nature's trade;
+ The seeds of actions planted long ago,
+ And whether they had blossomed out or no;
+ And oft, from what you of the past could tell,
+ I've learned to steer my future pretty well.
+
+ And now I'M RICH (who ever thought 'twould be!)
+ I'll stand by you, as you have stood by me;
+ And now I'm "City people"--having moved
+ (My circumstances suddenly improved)
+ Into this town, with some quick-gotten pelf,
+ To educate my children and myself,
+ And give my wife, who has a pedigree,
+ A chance to flutter round her family tree,
+ And show her natural city airs and graces
+ (Which didn't "take" quite so well in country places)
+ Now we are here, old fellow, while we stay
+ I'll give you all the news from day to day.
+ I'll find the good that in this city lurks,
+ By regular, systematic, hard days' works;
+ I'll rummage fearless round amongst the harm,
+ As when I hoed up thistles on my farm;
+ Shake hands with Virtue, help Sin while I spurn it,
+ And if there's anything to learn, I'll learn it.
+
+ How little I suspected, by the way--
+ Scrambling for pennies in that patch of clay,
+ The bare expenses of our lives to meet--
+ That waves of wealth were washing at my feet!
+ And when my hard and rather lazy soil
+ Sprung a leak upward with petroleum-oil--
+ When, through the wonder in my glad old eyes,
+ I saw tall derricks by the hundred rise,
+ Flinging wealth at me with unceasing hand,
+ And turning to a mine my hard old land,
+ Until it seemed as if the spell would hold
+ Till every blade of grass was turned to gold--
+ I felt, as never yet had come to me,
+ How little round the curves of life we see;
+ Or, in our rushings on, suspect or view
+ What sort of stations we are coming to!
+ It brought a similar twinge--though not so bad--
+ As once, when losing every cent I had.
+
+ But still it could not shift my general views;
+ My mind didn't faint at one good piece of news.
+ I think I'd too much ballast 'neath my sail
+ To be capsized by one good prosperous gale
+ (Same as I didn't lie down and give up all
+ That other time, when tipped up by a squall).
+ I didn't go spreeing for my money's sake,
+ Or with my business matters lie awake;
+ 'Twould never do, as I informed my wife,
+ To let a little money spoil our life!
+
+ And now I'm rich (who ever thought 'twould be!)
+ I'll look about, and see what I can see;
+ Appoint myself a visiting committee,
+ With power to act in all parts of the city;
+ Growl when I must, commend whene'er I can,
+ And lose no chance to help my fellow-man.
+ For he who joy on others' paths has thrown,
+ Will find there's some left over for his own;
+ And he who leads his brother toward the sky,
+ Will in the journey bring himself more nigh.
+
+ And what I see and think, in my own way,
+ I'll tell to you, Old Calendar, each day;
+ And if I choose to do the same in rhyme,
+ What jury would convict me of a crime?
+ For every one, from palaces to attics,
+ Has caught, some time or other, _The Rhythmatics_.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Still through The City I ponder,
+ Still do I wonder and wander.
+ City--unconscious descendant
+ Of olden-time cities resplendent!
+ Child of rich forefathers hoary,
+ Clad in their gloom and their glory!--
+ Dream I of you in the rich, mellow past,
+ Throbbing with life, and with Death overcast.
+
+ Thebes--not to you, crushed and ghastly and dumb,
+ Even the wreck-loving Ivy will come!
+ Where stood your hundred broad, world-famous gates,
+ Now a black Arab for charity waits.
+ Not like this City--metropolis bold--
+ Where the whole world brings its goods and its gold!
+
+ Babylon--here the queen's gardens climbed high,
+ Painting their flowers on the blue of the sky:
+
+ [Illustration: "I SAW TALL DERRICKS BY THE HUNDRED RISE."]
+
+ This is where sinners, one asinine hour,
+ Thought they could travel to Heaven by tower.
+ (How like some sinners to-day, whose desires
+ Mount by the way of their greed-builded spires!)
+
+ Troy--of rare riches and valor possessed,
+ Ruined fore'er by one beautiful guest--
+ (Here many Helens, though less of renown,
+ Do for some men what she did for a town!)
+
+ Wondrous Palmyra, whose island of green,
+ 'Mid the bleak sand, reared the beautiful queen
+ (Sweet-faced Zenobia, peerless
+ Proud in her virtue, and fearless)
+ In this metropolis, virtuously grand,
+ Many a queen is a joy to the land!
+
+ Tyre--the huge pillars that groaned under thee,
+ Rest in the depths of a desolate sea;
+ Long may it be ere the spray's salted showers
+ Foam o'er the walls of this city of ours!
+
+ Mound-men's vast cities, whose graves we accost,
+ Even your names are in ruins--and lost.
+ What if, some time when this nation is nought,
+ Vainly our names in our graves should be sought!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Cities that yet are to flourish,
+ That the rich Future must nourish!
+ Where will you take up your stations--
+ Where set your massive foundations?
+ Where are the slumbering meadows,
+ Dreaming of clouds through their shadows,
+ That by rough wheels rudely shaken,
+ Into new life shall awaken?
+ Harbors that placidly float
+ Nought but the fisherman's boat,
+ Think you of fleets that shall lie
+ Under the blue of your sky;
+ When shall be built on your land
+ Palaces wealthily grand;
+ When in your face from tall spires
+ Gleam the electrical fires?
+ Cities that yet are to be,
+ You are not phantoms to me!
+ You are as certain and sure
+ As that Old Time shall endure.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Stars in the distant, mysterious sky,
+ Flashing and flaming and dancing on high,
+ Each is an earth to its millions,
+ Each has its domes and pavilions.
+ Cities, I see you--by reasoning led--
+ On the great map with blue leaves overhead.
+ Seaport and lakeport and rich inland town,
+ Capital city, and village of brown;
+ Thanking the prairie-food-givers,
+ Strung on the winding star-rivers.
+ Earths that can signal to earths, every one,
+ With the bright torches you stole from the sun,
+ Each on its surface has strown
+ Cities and towns of its own,
+ Fraught with their crimes and their graces,
+ Full of mysterious places.
+ They are no myths unto me--
+ Clearly their outlines I see;
+ Millions of towns I descry
+ Hanging o'er me from the sky.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Still through the paths of the town,
+ Dreaming, I walk up and down.
+ Is it so much of a wonder--
+ Part of this whole, yet asunder,
+ I in this throng, and I only--
+ That I am wretched and lonely?
+ Loneliness--loneliness ever--
+ Leaving me utterly, never!
+ Yes, I am part of this ocean
+ Of matter and mind and emotion;
+ Yet how entirely apart,
+ Severed in mind and in heart!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+SEPTEMBER 25, 18--.
+
+ Wealth--wealth--wealth--wealth! I never had been led,
+ From all I'd thought and dreamed and heard and read,
+ To think so much wealth, in whatever while,
+ Could be raked up into one shining pile!
+ Not long ago, a hundred dollars clear,
+ Big as a hay-stack would to me appear.
+ When first a thousand dollars made me smile,
+ I sympathized with Croesus quite a while;
+ But looking round here makes me feel the same
+ As if I hadn't a nickel to my name!
+
+ Wealth--wealth! why, every acre I behold
+ Has cost a mine of Californi' gold!
+ The very ground one building here might fill
+ Would almost buy the town of Tompkins Hill!
+
+ There isn't a house my scrutiny has crossed
+ But catches several figures in its cost;
+ And when your eyes into the parlor go
+ ('Mongst things they leave the curtains up to show),
+ And see the carpets, rugs, and draperies rich,
+ That twine ten dollars into every stitch,
+ And view great pictures that such prices hold
+ As if the painter's brush were dipped in gold;
+
+ And when along the roads great buggies glide,
+ With covers on, and rich-dressed folks inside,
+ And up on top a man to drive the team--
+ As fat as any cat brought up on cream
+ (Man and team both), the driver dressed as gay
+ As if he meant to marry that same day,
+ Or wed his boss's daughter that same night
+ (Which some consider as the coachman's right,
+ And think it's understood, when he engages,
+ A daughter should be thrown in with his wages),
+ When even the horses, as so many do,
+ Wear jewelry that cost a farm or two,
+ You wonder in what tree-top grew the cash
+ To buy so much reality and trash!
+
+ Wealth--wealth--wealth--wealth! the very corner stores
+ Are gold-mines from the ceilings to the floors!
+ The shop we thought would ruin Cousin Phil,
+ Because 'twas over-large for Tompkins Hill,
+ Would, in the small vest-pocket, lose its way,
+ Of one man's place I wandered through to-day!
+
+ And then the banks--a hundred on one street--
+ As full of money as an egg of meat
+ (Although one never knows beyond a doubt
+ What colored chickens they'll be hatching out);
+
+ And then the churches--elegant to view--
+ An independent fortune in each pew.
+ One window-pane in one big church that's here
+ Cost more than our old preacher made per year!
+ (A city pastor's salary, I declare,
+ Would keep _him_ all his life, with cash to spare,
+ A-preaching in that little house of wood,
+ Holding his hearers' eyes in all he could,
+ With rolling meadows and green trees in view,
+ And fresh-complexioned streamlets wandering through);
+
+ And then the rich school-houses in this town,
+ Where children can be taught up-stairs and down,
+ Swifter (if not so thorough), I suppose,
+ Than in the small log school-house, where I rose
+ From Numeration to the Rule of Three,
+ And had Irregular Verbs whipped into me;
+
+ And then the railroad stations, where, each day,
+ Fortunes on wheels rush in and drive away;
+ And then the steamboats paddling up and down--
+ _Towns_ swimming on their way from town to town;
+
+ And then the ladies, in both street and store,
+ Done up in silks and satins, spangled o'er
+ As if it had rained diamonds for an hour,
+ And they had gone and stood out in the shower;
+
+ And then the rich and idle-houred young men--
+ The rising generation's "Upper 10"
+ (With the "1" left off), who each day, no doubt,
+ Spend twice as much as all my "setting out,"
+ When Father said, "The family craft is full;
+ Launch your own craft and show us how to pull."
+
+ I often think, when past a dandy glides,
+ Throwing his (father's) money on all sides,
+ And peeking under each young lady's veil,
+ As if he'd bought her at a mortgage sale,
+ How shrewd it was of him, right on the start,
+ To have a father who was rich and smart!
+ (Folks often pride themselves much, by-the-way,
+ Because their parents greater were than they.)
+
+ Walking to-day along Fifth Avenue,
+ A slip of paper on the sidewalk flew
+ Before my eyes--some one the same had dropped;
+ I reached my hand down for it and it stopped.
+ I picked it up--the reading on't was queer;
+ I think, perhaps, I'll paste it right in here.
+
+
+THE LOVELY YOUNG MAN.
+
+ Oh the elements varied--the exquisite plan--
+ That are used in constructing the lovely young man!
+ His face he has easily made to possess
+ The expression of nothing within to express;
+ His hair is oiled glossily back of his ears,
+ Atop of his head an equator appears;
+ His scanty mustache has symmetrical bends,
+ Is groomed with precision, and waxed at both ends;
+ His darling complexion, bewitching to see,
+ Is powdered the same as a lady's might be.
+ And this is the dear whom the newspapers rude
+ Have scornfully treated, and christened the ----.
+
+ The mental equipment I'll tell, if I can,
+ That Nature has given the lovely young man:
+ A set of emotions consistently weak,
+ To go with a creature so gentle and meek;
+ A will no opposing can break or surmount
+ (Concerning all matters of no great account);
+ A reasoning wheel, quite correctly revolved
+ (When used on small questions already resolved);
+ A taste for each gaudy and glistening thing
+ That grows on the vision and dies on the wing.
+ Elaborate methods and principles crude
+ Encompass the mental estate of the ----.
+
+ [Illustration: "I REACHED MY HAND DOWN FOR IT AND IT STOPPED."]
+
+ The outer habiliments hastily scan,
+ Employed in adorning the lovely young man!
+ His feet two triangular cases have sought,
+ By which his five toes to a focus are brought;
+ The sheathes that enfold his propellers within
+ Are on the most intimate terms with his skin;
+ His starch-tortured collar on tip-toe appears,
+ Desirous of learning the length of his ears;
+ And fifteen-sixteenths of his brain, very nigh,
+ Has run all to blossom and stopped in his tie.
+ Such some of the splendors mad Fashion has strewed
+ All over the surface comprising the ----.
+
+ Oh measure the brief philological span
+ Of the high-pressure words of the lovely young man!--
+ "B' Jauve! you daun't sayh saw! youah playing it low!
+ Aw, auyn't she a daisy! I knaw her, y' knaw.
+ She's thweet on me, somehow, though why I dawn't say,
+ It cawn't be my beauty, it must be my _way_!
+ Did you notith, laust night, Chawley Johnson's neck-tie?
+ It paralyzed me, and I thought I should d-i-e!
+ He's quite a sound fellaw to talk to awhile;
+ It's weally a pity he isn't our style!"
+ And thus talks forever, with slight interlude,
+ The creature that lately was christened a ----.
+
+ Oh boys! there are several hundreds of ways
+ To make yourselves small to the average gaze;
+ Of which some will cost you considerably less,
+ Accomplishing nearly an equal success.
+ Go purchase a gilded hand-organ some day,
+ And stand on the corner and solemnly play;
+ Envelop yourselves in the skin of an ape,
+ Assuming his methods as well, as his shape;
+ Submit to refined zoological charms,
+ And carry a lap-dog about in your arms;
+ But _don't_ let Destruction upon you intrude.
+ So far as to make you down into a ----.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ I think I saw, a minute's half or less,
+ The young girl who composed this spiteful mess;
+ She watched me pick it up, made a half rush
+ Toward me, and then retreated with a blush.
+ I called, before she vanished from my vision,
+ "My dear, I think you've lost your composition!"
+ But she dodged off, as if she seemed to doubt it,
+ And, I suppose, went on to school without it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Pacing the question over, far and near,
+ I think the little maid was too severe.
+ Sweet Charity can roof much sin, they tell,
+ Why shouldn't it shelter foolishness as well?
+ When we draw rein and look about a minute,
+ We see no field but God is somewhere in it;
+ He made the eagle and the lion, I've heard;
+ Why not the monkey and the chipping-bird?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Pavement and window and wall
+ What is the cost of you all?
+ Parlor and boudoir and stair,
+ Crowded with furniture rare;
+ Gems from the mountains and seas,
+ Spires that out-measure the trees;
+ Chamber and palace and hall--
+ What is the price of you all?
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What did we cost? Bend ear;
+ What did we cost? Now hear.
+
+ Several millions men,
+ There in the field and fen.
+ Look! they are stripped and grim,
+ Sturdy of voice and limb.
+ Painfully, now, they toil
+ Into the sullen soil;
+ Stabbing the hills and meads,
+ Planting the silent seeds.
+ Into each streaming face
+ Glides the hot sun apace.
+ You in the thoughtful guise,
+ You with the dreamy eyes--
+ "Why do you labor so?
+ Where do your earnings go?--
+ "_A goodly part to the rulers that form the powers that be;
+ A modest part, if lucky, for my family and for me;
+ And all the rest for the splendors that fringe the river and sea._"
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What did we cost? Bend ear;
+ What did we cost? Now hear.
+
+ Listen! the factory wall
+ Sends out its morning call.
+ Hear the machinery's din;
+ Look at the folks within.
+ Child with a poor, pale face;
+ Woman with hurried grace;
+ Man with the look half wise;
+ Girl with the handsome eyes.
+ How the long spindles whirl!
+ How the rich webs unfurl!
+ Maid with the orbs that quiver
+ With light from "Over the River,"[1]
+ Why are you toiling so?
+ Where do your wages go?--
+ "_A goodly part to the owners, whoever they may be;
+ A little part to the living of those I love and me;
+ And all the rest to the cities that gem the river and sea._"
+
+ [1] As is well known, the weird, inimitable poem, "Over the
+ River," was written by a factory girl.
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What do we cost? Now hear;
+ Hearken, with eye and ear.
+
+ Several thousand men,
+ There in the hill and glen;
+ Forward, march! Take aim!
+ Fire! now a storm of flame!
+ Shriek and curse and shout;
+ Death-beds lying about.
+ Man with the kingly face,
+ There in that gory place
+ Bleeding and writhing so
+ (Well a moment ago),
+ Tell me, in mangled tones--
+ Tell us, amid your groans,
+ What do they buy with war?
+ What were you fighting for?--
+ "_For country and for glory, and for the powers that be;
+ To deck with pride and honor the family dear to me;
+ And to defend our cities that gem the river and sea._"
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What do we cost? Bend ear:
+ No; you will never hear.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+NOVEMBER 1, 18--.
+
+ Wind north-east; weather getting cross and cool;
+ Wife and the children gone to Sunday-school.
+ And I--not very well--am home again,
+ Holding a conversation with my pen.
+ And all that I can make it say to me
+ Is Wealth, wealth, wealth! how much I hear and see!
+ Strange, how, on human brains, sixteen times o'er,
+ Is stamped and carved the magic word of More!
+ Some several thousands to my credit lie
+ In a small bank on Wall Street, handy by;
+ But I can't help contriving what I'd do
+ If I possessed the whole Sub-Treasury too;
+ Or if I had (to take a modest tone)
+ A million million dollars, all my own!
+
+ The subject took so strong a growth in me,
+ I overtalked the same, last night, at tea;[2]
+ And so my oldest daughter (who can rhyme,
+ And strikes some notes that with her father's chime)
+ Became with that same foolishness possessed,
+ So much so that it would not let her rest,
+ But hung about her bedside all the night
+ And brought its capabilities in sight.
+ So much so that she threw it into verse
+ As bad as that her father writes--or worse.
+ And then, with some unconscious girlish grace,
+ And blushes chasing all about her face,
+ She, in a way I've learned to understand
+ Quite accident'ly, slipped it in my hand.
+ It was not made in public to appear,
+ But, privately, I'll paste it right in here:
+
+ [2] Our dinner is at noon; our supper, six,
+ We have not yet learned all the city tricks.
+
+
+IF I'D A MILLION MILLIONS.
+
+ If I'd a million millions--
+ Just think! a million millions!--
+ What wouldn't I do--what couldn't I do--
+ If I'd a million millions?
+ From every forest's finest tree
+ My many-gabled house should be;
+ With silver threads from golden looms
+ Should be attired my palace-rooms;
+ My blossomed table have the best
+ Of all the East and all the West;
+ My bed should be a daintier thing
+ Than ever sheltered queen or king;
+ What wouldn't I do,
+ What couldn't I do,
+ If I'd a million millions?
+
+ If I'd a million millions--
+ A good, square million millions--
+ With gratefulness my friends should bless
+ Me and my million millions!
+ None that had e'er befriended me
+ But he a millionaire should be;
+ Who kindly words of me had told,
+ Should find their silver turned to gold;
+ And he who did but just advance
+ The sunbeam of a friendly glance
+ In my affliction's cloudy day
+ Should have rich, unexpected pay.
+ What wouldn't I do,
+ What couldn't I do,
+ If I'd a million millions?
+
+ If I'd a million millions--
+ Just think! a million millions!--
+ How many coals on hostile souls
+ I'd heap with all my millions!
+ No enemy that earned my hate
+ Should for a fiery guerdon wait;
+ With roses sweet I'd twine him o'er
+ Until the thorns should prick him sore
+ (How much of credit may be claimed
+ For _sweetly_ making foes ashamed
+ I do not know; it may depend
+ On how much true love we extend);
+ But love outpoured
+ I could afford,
+ If I'd a million millions!
+
+ An honest million millions--
+ Just think! a million millions!
+ The poor should bless the strange success
+ That gave me all those millions!
+ I'd slaughter every hungry wight
+ Within the circle of my sight,
+ And resurrect him with such food
+ As should go far to make him good;
+ No poor-house but must bow its head
+ And gaze at cottage walls instead;
+ And hungry paupers soon should see
+ A year of genuine jubilee.
+ Nought should alloy
+ Their perfect joy,
+ That could be saved by millions!
+
+ Just think! a million millions!--
+ The care of all those millions!
+ And after all, what would befall
+ A life with all those millions?
+ Would not the lucre clog my brain,
+ And make me hard and cold and vain?
+ Might not my treasure win my heart,
+ And make me loath with it to part?
+ How could I tell, by mortal sign,
+ Betwixt my money's friends and mine?
+ And then, the greed, and strife, and curse,
+ The world brings round a princely purse:
+ Perhaps my soul,
+ Upon the whole,
+ Is best, without the millions!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Now comes the Christmas-tide:
+ Love wakes on every side;
+ Mirth smiles from every eye;
+ Wreaths greet the passer-by.
+
+ Who, full of haughty pride,
+ Loves not the Christmas-tide?
+ He who, with av'rice low,
+ Cares not to joy bestow.
+
+ God save the wretch denied
+ Love for the Christmas-tide!
+ God tell his hardened heart
+ Pure joy must joy impart!
+
+ Who, close to grief allied,
+ Grieves 'mid the Christmas-tide?
+ She who, at Sorrow's call,
+ Now mourns the loss of all.
+
+ God save the dear bereft--
+ Teach her the mercies left!
+ Show her that clouds may yet
+ Lift, ere her sun be set!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Who lonely must abide
+ All through the Christmas-tide?
+ He who has never known
+ Love-passion of his own.
+
+ So follows he his fate,
+ Friendly but desolate;
+ So--sad--his heart must hide
+ All through the Christmas-tide!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+DECEMBER 25, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the north-east; snow in wagon-loads;
+ Good sleighing everywhere on all the roads.
+ Family healthy, sensible, and pleasant,
+ And each one got the proper Christmas-present.
+
+ (At least it seems so, for they all act suited,
+ And Santa Claus's taste hasn't been disputed.)
+ Our family room is filled with tasty mixings
+ Of evergreens and other woman-fixings;
+ The open grate makes things look rich and mellow,
+ With good hard coals the fire has painted yellow;[3]
+ Pictures peep from the walls, with _thought_ all through them,
+ That set me studying every time I view them;
+ There's certain books upon the centre-table
+ That say what I'd have said if I'd been able;
+ And, measuring up this room with honest style,
+ 'Tisn't a bad place to be in for a while.
+
+ And so I sit here, thinking, musing, dreaming,
+ About the world and all its curious scheming,
+ And, full of certainty-begotten doubt,
+ Wondering what this life is all about
+ (From all that I can learn I'm not to blame,
+ For wiser men have often done the same).
+
+ We went a mile or two, last night, to see
+ The decorations on a Christmas-tree;
+ I spied, hung on that sapling's gilded arms,
+ Things that would buy a couple good sized farms;
+ And just upon our way home, I should guess
+ We met some fifty people, more or less,
+ Who needed, to make passable their days,
+ A decent share of what those farms would raise.
+
+ But here's the question: should those ill-to-do
+ Deprive rich people of their comforts too?
+ Because there are some people lack for bread,
+ Must others' minds and fancies go unfed?
+ It's quite a puzzle, which I don't know whether
+ My clumsy mind knows how to put together;
+
+ But one thing's sure: wants satisfied wants breed--
+ The more folks get, the more they seem to need.
+ Then, one man lives on what would starve another,
+ And what is joy for you might kill your brother.
+
+ [3] Although _to me_ it doesn't contain the charm
+ Of our old, wide log fire-place on the farm.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+JANUARY 5, 18--.
+
+ Went to a skating-rink a little while,
+ To see them slide in the new-fangled style;
+ And, strange enough, this eve a letter came
+ From a friend--Abdiel Stebbins is his name--
+ A cousin of my aunt, Sophia Dean;
+ A wise old man, but clumsy like, and green.
+ He's on a visit in a neighboring city,
+ And he has been a-skating--more's the pity!
+ He tells it in a manner quite sincere;
+ I think perhaps I'll paste it right in here:
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS.]
+
+ROCHESTER, _January 4._
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ We got here safe--my worthy wife an' me--
+ An' put up at James Sunnyhopes'--a pleasant place to be;
+ An' Isabel, his oldest girl, is home from school just now,
+ An' pets me with her manners all her young man will allow;
+ An' his good wife has monstrous sweet an' culinary ways:
+ It is a summery place to pass a few cold winter days.
+
+ Besides, I've various cast-iron friends in different parts o' town,
+ That's always glad to have me call whenever I come down;
+ But t'other day, when 'mongst the same I undertook to roam,
+ I could not find a single one that seemed to be to home!
+ An' when I asked their whereabouts, the answer was, "I think,
+ If you're a-goin' down that way, you'll find 'em at the Rink."
+
+ I asked what night the Lyceum folks would hold their next debate--
+ (I've sometimes gone an' helped 'em wield the cares of Church an' State),
+ An' if protracted meetin's now was holdin' anywhere
+ (I like to get my soul fed up with fresh celestial fare);
+ Or when the next church social was; they'd give a knowin' wink,
+ An' say, "I b'lieve there's nothin' now transpirin' but the Rink."
+
+ "What is this 'Rink?'" I innocent inquired, that night at tea.
+ "Oh, you must go," said Isabel, "this very night with me!
+ And Mrs. Stebbins she must go, an' skate there with us, too!"
+ My wife replied, "My dear, just please inform me when I do.
+ But you two go." An' so we went, an' saw a circus there,
+ With which few sights I've ever struck will anyways compare.
+
+ It seems a good-sized meetin'-house had given up its pews
+ (The church an' pastor had resigned, from spiritual blues),
+ An' several acres of the floor was made a skatin' ground,
+ Where folks of every shape an' size went skippin' round an' round;
+ An' in the midst a big brass band was helpin' on the fun,
+ An' everything was gay as sixteen weddin's joined in one.
+
+ I've seen small insects crazy-like go circlin' through the air,
+ An' wondered if they thought some time they'd maybe get somewhere;
+ I've seen a million river-bugs go scootin' round an' round,
+ An' wondered what 'twas all about, or what they'd lost or found;
+ But men an' women, boys an' girls, upon a hard-wood floor,
+ All whirlin' round like folks possessed, I never saw before.
+
+ An' then it straight came back to me, the things I'd read an' heard
+ About the rinks, an' how their ways was wicked an' absurd;
+ I'd learned somewhere that skatin' wasn't a healthy thing to do--
+ But there was Doctor Saddlebags--his fam'ly with him, too!
+ I'd heard that 'twasn't a proper place for Christian folks to seek--
+ Old Deacon Perseverance Jinks flew past me like a streak!
+
+ Then Sister Is'bel Sunnyhopes put on a pair o' skates,
+ An' started off as if she'd run through several different States.
+ My goodness! how that gal showed up! I never did opine
+ That she could twist herself to look so charmin' an' so fine;
+ And then a fellow that she knew took hold o' hands with her,
+ A sort o' double crossways like, an' helped her, as it were.
+
+ _I_ used to skate; an' 'twas a sport of which I once was fond.
+ Why, I could write my autograph on Tompkins' saw-mill pond.
+ Of course to slip on runners, that is one thing, one may say,
+ An' movin' round on casters is a somewhat different way;
+ But when the fun that fellow had came flashin' to my eye,
+ I says, "I'm young again; by George, I'll skate once more or die!"
+
+ A little boy a pair o' skates to fit my boots soon found--
+ He had to put 'em on for me (I weigh three hundred pound);
+ An' then I straightened up an' says, "Look here, you younger chaps,
+ You think you're runnin' some'at past us older heads, perhaps.
+ If this young lady here to me will trust awhile her fate,
+ I'll go around a dozen times an' show you how to skate."
+
+ She was a niceish, plump young gal, I'd noticed quite a while,
+ An' she reached out her hands with 'most too daughterly a smile;
+ But off we pushed with might an' main; when all to once the wheels
+ Departed suddenly above, an' took along my heels;
+ My head assailed the floor as if 'twas tryin' to get through,
+ An' all the stars I ever saw arrived at once in view.
+
+ 'Twas sing'lar (as not quite unlike a saw-log there I lay)
+ How many of the other folks was goin' that same way;
+ They stumbled over me in one large animated heap,
+ An' formed a pile o' legs an' arms not far from ten foot deep;
+ But after they had all climbed off, in rather fierce surprise,
+ I lay there like a saw-log still--considerin' how to rise.
+
+ Then, dignified I rose, with hands upon my ample waist,
+ An' then sat down again with large and very painful haste;
+ An' rose again, and started off to find a place to rest,
+ Then on my gentle stomach stood, an' tore my meetin' vest;
+ When Sister Sunnyhopes slid up as trim as trim could be,
+ An' she an' her young fellow took compassionate charge o' me.
+
+ Then after I'd got off the skates an' flung 'em out o' reach,
+ I rose, while all grew hushed an' still, an' made the followin' speech:
+ "My friends, I've struck a small idea (an' struck it pretty square),
+ Which physic'ly an' morally will some attention bear:
+ Those who their balance can preserve are safe here any day,
+ An' those who can't, I rather think, had better keep away."
+
+ [Illustration: "... WHEN ALL TO ONCE THE WHEELS
+ DEPARTED SUDDENLY ABOVE, AN' TOOK ALONG MY HEELS."]
+
+ Then I limped out with very strong unprecedented pains,
+ An' hired a horse at liberal rates to draw home my remains;
+ An' lay abed three days, while wife laughed at an' nursed me well,
+ An' used up all the arnica two drug-stores had to sell;
+ An' when Miss Is'bel Sunnyhopes said, "Won't you skate some more?"
+ I answered, "Not while I remain on this terrestrial shore."
+
+ [Illustration: FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS.]
+
+
+
+
+WANT.
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+FEBRUARY 5, 18--.
+
+ Want--want--want--want! O God! forgive the crime,
+ If I, asleep, awake, at any time,
+ Upon my bended knees, my back, my feet,
+ In church, on bed, on treasure-lighted street,
+ Have ever _hinted_, or, much less, have pleaded
+ That I hadn't ten times over all I needed!
+ Lord save my soul! I never knew the way
+ That people starve along from day to day;
+ May gracious Heaven forgive me, o'er and o'er,
+ That I have never found these folks before!
+
+ Of course some news of it has come my way,
+ Like a faint echo on a drowsy day;
+ At home I "gave," whene'er by suffering grieved,
+ And called it "Charity," and felt relieved;
+ And thought that I was never undertasked,
+ If I bestowed when with due deference asked.
+ But no one finds the _poorest poor_, I doubt,
+ Unless he goes himself and hunts them out;
+ And when you get _real suffering_ among,
+ Be thankful if your heart-strings are not wrung!
+
+ These thoughts sobbed through me this cold, snowy day,
+ As carefully I picked a dubious way
+ 'Mongst nakedness and want on every side,
+ And a rough, masculine angel for my guide,
+ Who goes about among affliction's heirs,
+ And gives his life to piece out some of theirs.
+ Up--up--up--up! and yet, I am afraid,
+ Farther from Heaven at every step we made!
+ Gaunt, hungry creatures stood on every side
+ With cheeks drawn close and sad eyes opened wide,
+ Filled to the brim with greedy, starving prayers,
+ As we went past them up the creaking stairs.
+
+ And I peeped into rooms 'twas death to see
+ (Or, rather, they peeped darkly out at me)--
+ Such as I wouldn't have had the cheek to 've shown
+ To any swine I've ever chanced to own.
+ 'Twas sad to see, in this great misery-cup,
+ How guilt and innocence were all mixed up:
+ Here lay a fellow, stupid, dull, and dumb,
+ Whose breath was like a broken keg of rum;
+ And there a baby, looking scared and odd,
+ Who had not been a week away from God.
+ Here a clean woman, toiling for her bread;
+ And there a wretch whose dirty heart was dead.
+ Here a sound rascal, lazy, loud, and bold;
+ And there the helpless, weak and sick and old.
+
+ Want--want! O Lord! forgive me, o'er and o'er,
+ That I haven't found these suffering folks before!
+ We had a decent poor-house in our town,
+ And I would often drive my spare horse down,
+ And take a little stroll among them there,
+ And try to cheer their every-day despair,
+ And with their little wants and worries join,
+ And chink round 'mongst them with small bits of coin
+ (Done up in good advice, somewhat severe),
+ And send them Christmas turkeys every year;
+ Then, in my cosy home, think, with a grin,
+ What a fine, liberal angel I had been.
+ But here, O heavens! I find them, high and low,
+ Hundreds of pauper-houses in a row!
+ And suffering--suffering--in a shape, I vow,
+ That makes my poor old tears run even now!
+
+ For city trouble, any one will find,
+ Is more ingenious than the country kind,
+ And has a thousand cute-invented ways
+ To torture men and shorten off their days.
+ And while we wonder that God made it so,
+ He doesn't seem very anxious we should know;
+ But He is willing we should search His plan,
+ And pry around and find out all we can;
+ And I suspect, when pains and troubles fall,
+ That every one is useful, after all.
+
+ At any rate, the miseries that I see
+ Are useful in their good effects on me;
+ And though that isn't a great thing, on the whole
+ (Though Heaven _does_ put a premium on each soul),
+ Yet there are several people, I suspect,
+ Who need a little of that same effect;
+ And if they do not get it, old and young,
+ 'Twill be because I've lost my poor old tongue.
+
+ One more small portion of God's plan I see
+ Concerning its effect on "even me:"
+ And that's its leading me, by methods queer,
+ To be some help to these poor people here.
+ For now I promise, from this very night,
+ And hereby put it down in black and white,
+ That out of every day that's given me yet,
+ And out of every dollar I can get,
+ And out of every talent, small or large,
+ That God sees fit to put into my charge,
+ A part shall be devoted--square and sure--
+ To God's own suffering, struggling, dying poor!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Poverty, why wast thou born
+ In the world's earliest morn?
+ Why hast thou lived all the years,
+ Sowing thy pains and thy tears?
+ Roaming about thou art seen,
+ Crooked, decrepit, and lean;
+ Travelling all the world through--
+ Suffering's "wandering Jew."
+ Thin and unkempt is thy hair,
+ Fleshless as parchment thy cheek,
+ Sad and ungainly thine air,
+ Hollow the words thou dost speak,
+ Bony and grasping thy hand,
+ Dreary thy days in the land.
+ Poverty, why wast thou born
+ Under the world's quiet scorn?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Poverty, thou hast been seen
+ Clad in a comelier mien.
+ Oft, to the clear-seeing eyes,
+ Thou art a saint in disguise.
+ Discipline rich thou hast brought,
+ Lessons of labor and thought.
+ Oft, in thy dreariest night,
+ Virtue gleams sturdy and bright;
+ Oft, from thy scantiest hour,
+ Grow the beginnings of power;
+ Oft, 'mongst thy squalors and needs
+ Live such magnificent deeds
+ As the proud angels will crown
+ There in their gold-streeted town;
+ Oft, from thy high garrets, throng
+ Notes of magnificent song,
+ That, from sad day unto day,
+ Float through the ages away.
+ Poverty--brave or forlorn--
+ God knoweth why thou wast born.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+FEBRUARY 12, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the South; a fresh, sweet, winter day;
+ 'Twould have been sad to see it go away,
+ If 'twere not that the sunset's signal-lights
+ Glimmered awhile across the Jersey heights,
+ Then, lightly dancing o'er the river, came
+ And set some New York windows all aflame.
+ (From a clear sunset I can always borrow
+ God's sweet half promise of a fair to-morrow.)
+
+ But, while I gazed upon that splendid sight,
+ My mind _would_ take a heavy, care-winged flight
+ Up to a small back garret, far away,
+ Where I had stood at two o'clock to-day.
+
+ Want--want--want--want! it hung 'round everywhere;
+ It threw its odors on the sickly air!
+ The room was somewhat smaller, to begin,
+ Than I would put a span of horses in;
+ The floor was rough and damp as floor could be;
+ No picture on the walls but Poverty;
+ The bed was ragged, scanty, hard, and drear;
+ A rough-made, empty crib was standing near;
+ The "window" 'd never felt the sun's warm stare,
+ Or breathed a breath of good old-fashioned air;
+
+ [Illustration: "YES, IT'S STRAIGHT AND TRUE, GOOD PREACHER, EVERY
+ WORD THAT YOU HAVE SAID."]
+
+ A little, worn-out doll some child had had,
+ Looking, like its surroundings, rough and sad,
+ And dressed in rags and pinched and famine-faced,
+ But bearing still some marks of girlish taste;
+ A gaunt, gray kitten, showing every sign
+ That it was on the last life of its nine,
+ Though trying hard to feel quite sleek and fat,
+ And not a very care-worn, desolate cat;
+ A man, so grieved my heart can see him now,
+ With frightful sorrow printed on his brow;
+
+ A rough, wood coffin stood there near the bed,
+ Looking uneasy even for the dead;
+ A little, pallid face I saw therein--
+ A niceish-looking child she must have been,
+ As sweet as ever need to feed a glance,
+ If she had only had one-half a chance.
+ But still, she woke a thought I could not smother--
+ "That child was murdered in some way or other."[4]
+
+ And my opinion didn't seem much amiss
+ When the man spoke up, something like to this:
+
+ [4] All this, above the shoulder, I could see,
+ Of an old preacher who had come with me--
+ A man who, 'mongst those garrets, earns, they say,
+ A house and lot in heaven every day.
+
+
+[THAT SWAMP OF DEATH.]
+
+ Yes, it's straight and true, good Preacher, every word that you have
+ said;
+ Do not think these tears unmanly--they're the first ones I have shed!
+ But they kind o' beat and pounded 'gainst my aching heart and brain,
+ And they would not be let go of, and they gave me extra pain.
+
+ I am just a laboring man, sir--work for food and rags and sleep,
+ And I hardly know the meaning of the life I slave to keep;
+ But I know when times are cheery, or my heart is made of lead;
+ I know sorrow when I see it, and--I know my girl is dead!
+
+ No, she isn't much to look at--just a plainish bit of clay,
+ Of the sort of perished children that die 'round here every day;
+ And how _she_ could break a heart up you'd be slow to understand,
+ But she held _mine_, Mr. Preacher, in that little withered hand!
+
+ There are lots of prettier children, with a face and form more fine--
+ Let their parents love and pet them--but _this_ little one was _mine_!
+ There was no one else to cling to when we two were torn apart,
+ And it's death--this amputation of the strong arms of the heart!
+
+ I am just an ignorant man, sir, of the kind that digs and delves,
+ But I've learned that human beings cannot stay in by themselves;
+ They will reach out after something, be it good or be it bad,
+ And my heart on hers had settled, and--the girl was all I had!
+
+ [Illustration: "CHOKED AND STRANGLED BY THE FOUL BREATH OF THE
+ CHIMNEYS OVER THERE."]
+
+ Yes, it's solid, Mr. Preacher, every word
+ that you have said--
+ God loves children while they're living,
+ and adopts them when they're dead;
+
+ But I cannot help contriving, do the very best I can,
+ That it wasn't God's mercy took her, but the selfishness of man!
+
+ Why, she lay here, faint and gasping, moaning for a bit of air,
+ Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the chimneys over there;
+ It climbed through every window, and crept under every door,
+ And I tried to bar against it, and she only choked the more.
+
+ [Illustration:
+ "OH, THE AIR IS PURE AND WHOLESOME WHERE SOME BABIES COO AND REST,
+ AND THEY TRIM THEM OUT WITH RIBBONS, AND THEY FEED THEM WITH THE BEST."]
+
+ She would lie there, with the old look that poor children somehow get;
+ She had learned to use her patience, and she did not cry or fret,
+ But would lift her little face up, so piteous and so fair,
+ And would whisper, "_I am dying for a little breath of air!_"
+
+ If she'd gone off through the sunlight, 'twouldn't have seemed so hard
+ to me,
+ Or among the fresh cool breezes that come sweeping from the sea;
+ But it's nothing less than murder when my darling's every breath
+ Chokes and strangles with the poison from that chimney swamp of death!
+
+ Oh, it's not enough those people own the very ground we tread,
+ And the shelter that we crouch in, and the tools that earn our bread;
+ They must place their blotted mortgage on the air and on the sky,
+ And shut out our little heaven, till our children pine and die!
+
+ Oh, the air is pure and wholesome where _some_ babies coo and rest,
+ And they trim them out with ribbons, and they feed them with the best;
+ But the love they bear is mockery to the gracious God on high,
+ If to give those children luxuries some one else's child must die!
+
+ Oh, we wear the cheapest clothing, and our meals are scant and brief,
+ And perhaps those fellows fancy there's a cheaper grade of grief;
+ But the people all around here, losing children, friends, and mates,
+ Can inform them that _Affliction hasn't any under-rates_.
+
+ I'm no grumbler at the rulers of "this free and happy land,"
+ And I don't go 'round explaining things I do not understand;
+ But I know there's something treacherous in the working of the law,
+ _When we get a dose of poison out of every breath we draw_.
+
+ I have talked too much, good Preacher, and I hope you won't be vexed,
+ But _I'm_ going to make a sermon with that white face for a text;
+ And I'll preach it, and I'll preach it, till I set the people wild
+ O'er the heartless, reckless grasping of the men who killed my child!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Still do I write--day-time and night--
+ That which I see in my leisurely flight.
+ What is this sign that is claiming the sight?--
+ "Lodgings within here, at five cents per night!"
+
+
+ Let me examine this cheap-entered nest,
+ Pay my five cents, and go in with the rest;
+ Let me jot down with sly pen, but sincere,
+ What, in this garret, I see, smell, and hear.
+ Great, gloomy den! where, on close-clustered shelves,
+ Shelterless wretches can shelter themselves;
+ Pestilence-drugged is the murderous air,
+ Full of the breathings of want and despair!
+ Horrible place!--where The Crushed Race
+ Winces 'neath Poverty's dolefullest blight--
+ Bivouac of suffering, sin, and disgrace:
+ What can you look for, at five cents per night?
+
+ Hustle them in, jostle them in,
+ Many of nation, and divers of kin;
+ Sallow, and yellow, and tawny of skin--
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+ Handfuls of withered but suffering clay,
+ Swept from the East by oppression away;
+ Baffled adventurers, conquered and pressed
+ Back from the gates of the glittering West;
+ Men who with indolence, folly, and guile
+ Carelessly slighted Prosperity's smile;
+ Men who have struggled 'gainst Destiny's frown,
+ Inch after inch, till she hunted them down.
+ Scores in a tier--pile them up here--
+ Many of peoples and divers of kin;
+ Drift of the nations, from far and from near,
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+
+ Islands of green, mistily seen,
+ Hover in visions these sleepers between;
+ Beautiful memories, cozy and clean,
+ Restfully precious, and sweetly serene.
+ Womanly kisses have softened the brow
+ Lying in drunken bewilderment now;
+ Infantile faces have cuddled for rest
+ Here on this savage and rag-covered breast.
+ Lucky the wretch who, in Poverty's ways,
+ Bears not the burden of "happier days:"
+ Many a midnight is gloomier yet
+ By the remembrance of stars that have set!
+ Echoes of pain, drearily plain,
+ Come of old melodies sweet and serene;
+ Images sad to the heart and the brain
+ Rise out of memories cozy and green.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Hustle them in, bustle them in,
+ Fetid with squalor, and reeking with gin,
+ Loaded with misery, folly, and sin--
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+ Few are the sorrows so hopelessly drear
+ But they have sad representatives here;
+ Never a crime so complete and confessed
+ But has come hither for one night of rest.
+ Seeds that the thorns of diseases may bear
+ Float on the putrid and smoke-laden air;
+ Ghosts of destruction are haunting each breath--
+ Soft-stepping agents, commissioned by Death.
+ Crowd them in rows, comrades or foes,
+ Deadened with liquor and deafened with din,
+ Fugitives out of the frosts and the snows,
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+
+ * * * * *
+ [Illustration: "WEARY OLD MAN WITH THE SNOW-DRIFTED HAIR,
+ NOT BY YOUR FAULT ARE YOU SUFFERING THERE."]
+
+ Guilt has not pressed unto its breast
+ All who are taking this dingy unrest:
+ Innocence often is Misery's guest;
+ Sorrow may strike at the brightest and best.
+ You from whom hope, but not feeling, has fled,
+ This is your refuge from pauperhood's bed;
+ Timorous lad with a sensitive face,
+ You have no record of crime and disgrace;
+ Weary old man with the snow-drifted hair,
+ Not by your fault are you suffering there,
+ Never a child of your cherishing nigh--
+ 'Tis not for sin you so drearily die.
+ Pain, in all lands, smites with two hands--
+ Guilty and good may encounter the test;
+ Misery's cord is of different strands;
+ Sorrow may strike at the brightest and best.
+
+ Sympathy's tear, warm and sincere,
+ Cannot but glisten while lingering near.
+ Edge not away, sir, in horror of fear,
+ These are your brothers--this family here!
+ What if Misfortune had made _you_ forlorn
+ With her stiletto as well as her scorn?
+ What if some fiend had been making _you_ sure
+ With more temptation than flesh could endure?
+ What if you deep in the slums had been born,
+ Cradled in villany, christened in scorn?
+ What if your toys had been tainted with crime?
+ What if your baby hands dabbled in slime?
+ Judge them with ruth. Maybe, in truth,
+ It is not they, but their luck, that is here.
+ Fancy _your_ growth from a sin-nurtured youth;
+ Pity their weakness, and give them a tear.
+
+ Help them get out; help them keep out!
+ Labor to teach them what life is about;
+ Give them a hand unencumbered with doubt;
+ Feed them and clothe them, but pilot them out!
+ Mortals depraved, whatsoe'er they have been,
+ Soonest can mend from assistance _within_.
+ Warm them and feed them--they're beasts, even then;
+ Teach them and love them--they grow into men.
+ You who 'mid luxuries costly and grand
+ Decorate homes with munificent hand,
+ Use, in some measure, your exquisite arts
+ For the improvement of minds and of hearts.
+ Lilies must grow up from below,
+ Where the strong rootlets are twining about;
+ Goodness and honesty ever must flow
+ From the heart-centres--to blossom without.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+FEBRUARY 28, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the west; no symptoms of a thaw;
+ The coldest, bleakest day I ever saw.
+ And I'm housed up, with nothing much to do
+ Except to read the papers through and through.
+
+ "Died of starvation!"--what does this all mean?
+ Stores of provisions everywhere are seen.
+ "Died of starvation!"--here's the place and name
+ Right in the paper; let us blush for shame!
+
+ This city _wastes_ what any one would call
+ Nine hundred times enough to feed us all;
+ And yet folks die in garret, hut, and street,
+ Simply because there isn't enough to eat!
+
+ Oh, heavens! there runs a great big Norway rat,
+ Sleek as a banker, and almost as fat;
+ He daily breakfasts, dines, and sups, and thrives
+ On what would save a pair of human lives;
+ He rears a family with his own fat features,
+ On food we lock up from our fellow-creatures;
+ And human beings fall down by the way,
+ And die for want of food, this very day!
+
+ "Frozen to death!"--the worse than useless moth
+ May feed, this year, on bales and bales of cloth;
+ Untouched, ten million tons of coal can lie,
+ While God's own human beings freeze and die!
+
+ "Died of starvation!"--waves of golden wheat
+ All summer dashed and glistened at our feet;
+ Dull, senseless grain is stored in buildings high,
+ And God's own human beings starve and die!
+
+ I would not rob from rich men what they earn,
+ But I would have them sweet compassion learn;
+ Oh, do not Pity's gentle voice defy,
+ While God's own human beings starve and die!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH 5, 18--.
+
+ Died of starvation!--yes, it has been done;
+ To-day I've seen a hunger-murdered one,
+ Who had a perfect right, it seemed to me,
+ The mistress of a happy home to be;
+ And yet we found her on a ragged bed,
+ One white arm underneath a shapely head;
+ Her long, bright hair was lying, fold on fold,
+ Like finest threads spun from a bar of gold;
+ Her face was chiselled after beauty's style,
+ And want had not hewn out its witching smile;
+ 'Twas like white marble half endowed with breath--
+ The face of this sweet maiden--starved to death!
+
+ Not far from where she lay, so sadly lone,
+ Her calendar, or "diary," was thrown;
+ They let me have it when the law had read
+ This plaintive, girlish message from the dead.
+ It doesn't look well among these notes to stay,
+ Of one who feeds on blessings every day;
+ But I will put it in here, for my heart
+ To look at when I feel too proud and smart!
+
+
+A SEWING-GIRL'S DIARY.
+
+FEBRUARY 1, 18--.
+
+ Here--am I here?
+ Or is it fancy, born of fear?
+ Yes--O God, save me!--this is I,
+ And not some wretch of whom I've read,
+ In that bright girlhood, when the sky
+ Each night strewed star-dust o'er my head;
+ When each morn meant a gala-day,
+ And all my little world was gay.
+ I had not felt the touch of Care;
+ I'd heard of something called Despair,
+ But knew it only by its name.
+ (How far it seemed!--how soon it came!)
+ Yes, all the bright years hurried by;
+ Sorrow was near, and--this is I!
+
+ Is't the same girl that stood, one night,
+ There in the wide hall's thrilling light,
+ With all the costly robes astir
+ That love and pride had bought for her?
+ How the great crowd, 'mid their kind din,
+ Gazed with gaunt eyes and drank me in!
+ And then they hushed at each low word,
+ So Death himself might have been heard,
+ To hear me mournfully rehearse
+ The tender Hood's pathetic verse
+ About the woman who, half dead,
+ Stitched her frail life in every thread.
+ How little then I knew the need!
+ Yet for my own sex I did plead,
+ And my heart crept on each word's track
+ Till soft sobs from the crowd came back.
+
+ [Illustration: "IS'T THE SAME GIRL THAT STOOD, ONE NIGHT,
+ THERE IN THE WIDE HALL'S THRILLING LIGHT?"]
+
+ I saw my sister, streaming-eyed,
+ Yet bearing still a face of pride:
+ Oh, sister! when you looked at me
+ With that quick yearning glance of love,
+ Did you peer on, to what might be--
+ _What is?_--and is it known above?
+ When that great throng a shout did raise,
+ And gave me words of heart-felt praise,
+ And loving eyes their incense burned
+ Till my young girlish head was turned--
+ Did your clear eye see farther then
+ A moment past all mortal ken,
+ And in the dreary scene I drew
+ Did my own form appear to you?
+ It might have been; grief was o'er-nigh,
+ And--God, have pity!--this is I,
+ Treading a steep and dang'rous way,
+ And--earning twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 5, 18--.
+
+ Father, this is the time we hailed
+ As your bright birthday. We ne'er failed
+ To throng about with love's fond arts,
+ And bring you presents from our hearts;
+ Your pleasure filled our day with bliss;
+ Oh what a different one from this!
+ My love, my father! how you stood
+ 'Twixt me and all that was not good!
+ How, each o'er-hurried breath I drew,
+ My girl-heart turned and clung to you!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ How near comes back that dismal day
+ You sat, sad-faced, with naught to say,
+ From morn till night! I did not dare
+ Even to ask to soothe your care;
+ I knew it was too sadly grand
+ To feel the light touch of my hand.
+ Ah! friends you loved had gone astray,
+ And swept our competence away;
+ And oh, I strove so hard to save
+ Your honored gray hairs from the grave!
+ Too late! your sun went down o'er-soon,
+ Clouded, in life's mid-afternoon.
+ You guarded me with patience rare
+ From e'en the shadow of a care;
+ You called me "Princess;" and my room
+ Was dressed as palaces might be;
+ And--here I am amid this gloom
+ That mocks, insults, and murders me,
+ Striving a garret's rent to pay,
+ And--earning twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 20, 18--.
+
+ I cannot well afford to write--
+ My fingers are in call elsewhere;
+ But I must voice my black despair,
+ Or I should die before 'twas night.
+ I have no mother now to call,
+ And seek her heart, and tell her all.
+ O, Mother! well I know you rest
+ In yonder heaven, serene and blest:
+ How sadly, strangely sweet 'twould be
+ To know you knew and pitied me!
+ And yet I would not have you dream
+ E'en of the dagger's faintest gleam
+ That's pointing at my maiden breast.
+ Rest on, sweet mother, sweetly rest!
+ And still I feel your loving art,
+ Sometimes upon my aching heart.
+ That night I stood upon the pier,
+ And the gray river swept so near,
+ And glanced up at me in a way
+ Some one with friendly voice might say,
+ "Come to my arms and rest, poor girl."
+ And I leaned down with head awhirl,
+ And heart so heavy it might sink
+ Me underneath the river's brink,
+ A hand I could not feel or see
+ Drew me away and fondled me;
+ A voice I felt, unheard, though near,
+ Said, "Wait! you must not enter here,
+ And press against me with one stain.
+ Poor girl, not long you need remain!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Illustration: "AND HATEFUL HUNGER HAS COME IN."]
+
+ But, O sweet mother! I must write
+ The words that would be said to-night,
+ If you could hold my tired head here!
+ I cannot see one gleam of cheer;
+ This is a garret room, so bleak
+ The cold air stings my fading cheek;
+ Fireless my room, my garb is thin,
+ And hateful Hunger has come in,
+ And says, "Toil on, you foolish one!
+ You shall be mine when all is done."
+ Two days and nights of pain and dread
+ I've gnawed upon a crust of bread
+ (For what scant nourishment 'twould give)
+ So hard, I could not eat and live!
+ O mother! I to God shall pray
+ This tale in heaven may ne'er be told;
+ For you are where whole streets are gold,
+ And I--earn twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 22, 18--.
+
+ He never loved me. For no one
+ Could love and do as he has done.
+ How my heart clung and clung to him,
+ E'en when respect and faith grew dim;
+ His lightest touch could thrill me so!
+ Weak girl, 'twas hard to bid him go.
+ Though wayward was his heart I knew,
+ I would have sworn that he was true!
+
+ Oh, how I loved him! or maybe
+ Loved some one that I thought was he.
+ They brought me--what? his mangled corse?
+ Would God they had! They brought me worse.
+
+ I saw one who should bear his name,
+ One whose pale face was fiercely grieved,
+ One whom he wantonly deceived,
+ And sentenced to a life of shame.
+ That was the end. I could not wed
+ A man whose nobler self was dead.
+
+ O, man!--a brave and god-like race,
+ But you can be so vile and base!
+ And when there is no urgent need,
+ You can protect us well indeed;
+ But when adversity is near,
+ When the wave breaks upon our head,
+ When we are crushed with want and dread,
+ Then we have most from you to fear.
+ Why do men strangely look me o'er
+ When I their mercy need the more?
+ Do they not know a girl may taste
+ The dregs of want and yet be chaste?
+ Should woman sell her soul away
+ To save its manacles of clay?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 23, 1885.
+
+ All honest means of life have failed.
+ The small accomplishments I've tried
+ That pleased friends in my days of pride,
+ Are naught; but vice has not prevailed,
+ And, thank Heaven, should not, though my heart
+ Were torn a thousand times apart.
+ But God shield helpless girls alway
+ Who live on twenty cents a day!
+
+FEBRUARY 24, 1885.
+
+ Weak, weak, still weaker do I grow:
+ My mournful fate I can but know;
+ God, keep me not long here, I pray,
+ To toil--on twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 26, 1885.
+
+ Oh, horrors! is it--is it true
+ What I have read?--if I but knew!
+ O, God, tell me where can I fly,
+ Not to be found when I shall die!
+ They say dead waifs are oft by night
+ Robbed of a decent burial's right;
+ That fiends the friendless bodies bear
+ To crowds of waiting students, where
+ Men tear them up for men to see.
+ O, God, sweet God, do pity me!
+ And I will humbly pray to men:
+ If this should come within the ken
+ Of one who lives a true-loved life,
+ Of one who sister has, or wife;
+ One who loves women for the best
+ That is in them, whose lips have pressed
+ Pure, genuine lips, whom women trust,
+ Whose heart is free from loathsome lust;
+ One whom I would have loved if he
+ Brother or husband were to me--
+ I ask you--nay, I do command
+ With that imperiousness you so
+ Like from a white and shapely hand--
+ I _order_ you--but no, no, no;
+ I am past that--I humbly pray
+ That you will see that I unmarred
+ Have Christian burial. Guard, oh guard,
+ You men with manly hearts and souls,
+ My poor dead body from the ghouls!
+ I strove alway to keep it pure
+ As the soul in me; it has been
+ Type of the thoughts that lived within,
+ The white slave of what shall endure,
+ My spirit's loved though humble mate;
+ Let none its white limbs desecrate!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Weaker--yet weaker--'tis to die
+ This sharp pain bids me. Ah! good-bye,
+ World that I was too weak for--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH 10, 18--.
+
+ Back from a journey; mournful, it is true,
+ But mingled with a deep-down sweetness, too.
+ After the law with that poor girl was done,
+ I found permission with the proper one,
+ And, though such things by law could not occur,
+ In my heart-family I adopted her.
+ (Help much too late to benefit her, living--
+ It's that way with a good share of our giving!)
+ But, with a father's love, "Poor girl!" I said,
+ "You shall have all that I can give you, dead!"
+ I found, by lightning inquiries I made,
+ The graveyard where her own loved ones were laid;
+ I had her body tenderly removed,
+ And placed among the dear ones that she loved,
+ With all the honor that the poor, sweet child
+ Would have if Fortune still upon her smiled.
+ And when once more the flowers of summer blow,
+ My wife and daughters and myself will go
+ And make the sad but grateful duty ours
+ To see her last earth-dwelling roofed with flowers.
+
+
+
+
+FIRE.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+
+MARCH 15, 18--.
+
+ Fire!--fire!--fire!--fire!--it sets me in a craze
+ To see a first-class building all ablaze;
+ A burning house resembles, when I'm nigh,
+ Some old acquaintance just about to die;
+ For structures that a person often sees
+ Look some like human beings--same as trees.
+ (There used to be some trees on my old place
+ That I'd know anywhere--just by their face.)
+ And when, last night, some bells began to cry,
+ And big fire-engines rushed and rattled by,
+ In just three minutes down the stairs I strode,
+ And hurried--somewhat dressed--into the road
+ (Partly to help a bit, if so might be,
+ And partly, I suppose, to hear and see).
+ It was a dark and thunder-stormy night;
+ There wasn't one inch of honest sky in sight;
+ Great black-finned clouds were swimming through the air,
+ And now and then their lightning-eyes would glare,
+ And, like a lot of cannon far away,
+ Some peals of thunder came from o'er the bay.
+ 'Twas one of those strange nights I can't explain,
+ That make you think they're just a-going to rain,
+ But never do--save now and then a trace
+ Of a small drop comes dashing on your face;
+ One of those nights that try to keep you vexed
+ And wondering as to what will happen next.
+ I like such times: they kind of draw me nearer
+ To things unseen, and make all mystery clearer.
+
+ I ran like sin, and reached the fire at last:
+ A good-sized church was going, pretty fast.
+ (I'd noticed it a hundred times or more,
+ And several times had stepped inside the door.)
+ The burglar flames within had prowled around
+ A long time previous to their being found,
+ Till they had gained such foothold and such might
+ They'd turned to robbers--stealing plain in sight.
+ The dome and spires had on them flags of red;
+ They soon came thundering down from overhead.
+ It looked as if infernal spirits came,
+ To take this church away, in smoke and flame!
+
+ I wondered, in that wild, expensive glare,
+ How many of the home-robbed flock were there
+ To see the shelter where their souls had fed
+ Swept from existence by that broom of red.
+ Here was the family pew, so long time prized;
+ There was the font where they had been baptized;
+ Here was the altar, where one day they stood,
+ Started for Heaven, and promised to be good;
+ Or where they'd wept around some cherished love
+ Who'd "taken a letter" to The Church above.
+ And still I thought, as my eyes soulward turned,
+ How many things there are that can't be burned;
+ But still we cling, and cling, and hate to part
+ With the place where we found them on the start.
+
+ A sneerish sort of fellow stood by me,
+ And said, "To such extent as I can see,
+ When churches get afire, by night or day,
+ The Lord stands still and lets 'em burn away.
+ If this is His abode beyond a doubt,
+ Why doesn't He raise his hand and put it out?"
+ Said I, "Young man, please do not try to aid
+ With your advice the mighty Power that made
+ What little there is of you. There are still
+ Schemes you don't comprehend, and never will.
+ You're talented, I think; but no one cares
+ To have you help the Lord in His affairs.
+ Why, probably, right where that church has stood,
+ There'll soon be built another, twice as good;
+ And some mean, tight insurance company will
+ Perhaps be made to pay more'n half the bill.
+ The Lord knows, in these fool-confounding scenes,
+ When to rebuild, and where to get the means."
+
+ He turned away his head exceeding far,
+ And lit a little bit of white cigar;
+ But gave, "to such extent as I could see,"
+ No more of his theology to me.
+ I'm none too good; but when men jeer and flout,
+ I like to have them know what they're about.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+WHEN PROMETHEUS STOLE THE FLAME.
+
+ When Prometheus stole the flame,
+ Did he know what with it came?
+ Did he look afar and see
+ All the blessings that would be?
+ Could he view the gentle gloam
+ Of the fireside of a home?
+ Or the centre-table's blaze,
+ Turning evenings into days,
+ Where, encamped with quiet zest,
+ Happy children toil and rest?
+ Did he view the parlor's gleam,
+ Or the 'wildering palace dream?
+ See the torch's floating glare
+ Burn its way through walls of air;
+ Or, through under-regions trace
+ Earth's remotest hiding-place?
+ Did he see the flags of steam
+ O'er the cities flash and gleam?
+ To his vision, like a star,
+ Did the light-house gleam afar,
+ Which another eye should be
+ To the traveller of the sea?
+ If Prometheus, tortured--bound--
+ Knew the blessings man had found,
+ Then his sufferings must have been
+ Soothed by blessings from within.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ When Prometheus stole the flame,
+ Did he know what with it came?
+ Did he see the fire up-steal,
+ Rise, and take its midnight meal?
+ Did he view the palace wall
+ Stumble 'mid the smoke and fall?
+ Did he see some cherished home
+ Feed a fiery ocean's foam?
+ Did he hear the war-alarms
+ Of a nation called to arms,
+ And behold men, in their ire,
+ Murdering men with bolts of fire?
+ Did some miscreant cross his sight,
+ Bent on booty or on spite,
+ Stealing steps into the dark,
+ With the incendiary spark?
+ Did there, faint and haggard, rise
+ Ghosts before his startled eyes,
+ Godly men of scathless name,
+ Felled for fuel to the flame;
+ In a short-lived earthly hell
+ Thrown, for voicing heaven too well?
+ If he knew that glittering thing
+ Would to Earth such curses bring,
+ Then his sufferings may have been
+ Edged with poison from within.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+MARCH 20, 18--.
+
+ Somehow, the fire I saw not long ago
+ Has subsequently chased me, high and low;
+ Runs back and forth betwixt my head and heart,
+ And shows no disposition to depart.
+
+ And so I've wandered 'round (too much, perhaps),
+ And got acquainted with the fireman chaps,
+ And planted good cigars where they would seem
+ Inclined to grow up helpful to my scheme.
+ (I never smoke; but, travelling near and far,
+ There's few things help one like a good cigar;
+ When safe between a neighbor's teeth 'tis hung,
+ It oils his ways and loosens up his tongue.
+ I get more from cigars, before it's through,
+ Than all the fellows that I give them to.
+ Perhaps they should not smoke; but, if they will,
+ My method helps their families foot the bill.)
+
+ Not long ago a sturdy fireman lad,
+ Who smoked up every last cigar I had,
+ Unrolled the following story to my view,
+ Which I believe (conditionally) true:
+
+
+"FLASH:" THE FIREMAN'S STORY.
+
+ "Flash" was a white-foot sorrel, an' run on Number Three:
+ Not much stable manners--an average horse to see;
+ Notional in his methods--strong in loves an' hates;
+ Not very much respected, or popular 'mongst his mates;
+ Dull an' moody an' sleepy, an' "off" on quiet days;
+ Full o' turbulent, sour looks, an' small, sarcastic ways;
+ Scowled an' bit at his partner, an' banged the stable floor--
+ With other means intended to designate life a bore.
+
+ [Illustration: "HE BEGGED THAT HORSE'S PARDON UPON HIS BENDED
+ KNEES."]
+
+ But when, be't day or night time, he heard the alarm-bell ring,
+ He'd rush for his place in the harness with a regular tiger spring;
+ An' watch, with nervous shivers, the clasp of buckle an' band,
+ Until 'twas plainly evident he'd like to lend a hand.
+
+ An' when the word was given, away he would rush an' tear,
+ As if a thousand witches was rumplin' up his hair,
+ An' craze the other horses with his magnetic charm,
+ Till every hoof-beat sounded a regular fire-alarm!
+
+ Never a horse a jockey would notice an' admire
+ Like Flash in front of his engine a-runnin' to a fire;
+ Never a horse so lazy, so dawdlin', an' so slack,
+ As Flash upon his return trip, a-drawin' the engine back.
+
+ Now, when the different horses gets tender-footed an' old,
+ They're no use in our business; so Flash was finally sold
+ To quite a respectable milkman, who found it not so fine
+ A-bossin' one o' God's creatures outside it's natural line.
+
+ Seems as if I could see Flash a-mopin' along here now,
+ Feelin' that he was simply assistant to a cow;
+ But sometimes he'd imagine he heard the alarm-bell's din,
+ An' jump an' rear for a season before they could hold him in;
+
+ An' once, in spite o' his master, he strolled in 'mongst us chaps,
+ To talk with the other horses, of former fires, perhaps;
+ Whereat the milkman kicked him; whereat, us boys to please,
+ He begged that horse's pardon upon his bended knees.
+
+ But one day, for a big fire as we was makin' a dash,
+ Both o' the horses we had on somewhat resemblin' Flash,
+ Yellin' an' ringin' an' rushin', with excellent voice an' heart,
+ We passed the poor old fellow, a-tuggin' away at his cart.
+
+ If ever I see an old hoss grow upward into a new--
+ If ever I see a milkman whose traps behind him flew,
+ 'Twas that old hoss, a-rearin' an' racin' down the track,
+ An' that respectable milkman a-tryin' to hold him back.
+
+ Away he rushed like a cyclone for the head o' "Number Three,"
+ Gained the lead, an' kept it, an' steered his journey free;
+ Dodgin' wagons an' horses, an' still on the keenest "silk,"
+ An' furnishin' all that neighborhood with good, respectable milk.
+
+ Crowd a-yellin' an' runnin', an' vainly hollerin' "Whoa!"
+ Milkman bracin' an' sawin', with never a bit o' show;
+ Firemen laughin' an' chucklin', an' shoutin' "Good! go in!"
+ Hoss a-gettin' down to it, an' sweepin' along like sin.
+
+ [Illustration: "AWAY HE RUSHED LIKE A CYCLONE FOR THE HEAD O'
+ 'NUMBER THREE.'"]
+
+ Finally came where the fire was--halted with a "thud;"
+ Sent the respectable milkman heels over head in mud;
+ Watched till he see the engines properly workin' there,
+ After which he relinquished all interest in the affair.
+
+ Moped an' wilted an' dawdled, "faded away" once more,
+ Took up his old occupation--considerin' life a bore;
+ Laid down in his harness, an'--sorry I am to say--
+ The milkman he had drawn there took his dead body away.
+
+ That's the whole o' my story: I've seen, more'n once or twice,
+ That poor dead animals' actions is full o' human advice;
+ An' if you ask what Flash taught, I'll simply answer, then,
+ That poor old horse was a symbol of some intelligent men.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ An' if, as some consider, there's animals in the sky,
+ I think the poor old fellow is gettin' another try;
+ But if he should sniff the big fire that plagues the abode o' sin,
+ It'll take the strongest angel to hold the old fellow in.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH 20, 18--.
+
+ Speaking of fires, my powers of language fail;
+ They run them here upon so large a scale.
+ My son, Charles Sumner (who is, by-the-way,
+ In Europe--terms ten dollars by the day,
+ Paid strictly in advance), can rhyme somewhat,
+ And often seems to me to touch the spot,
+ And light the truth up with a healthier glare,
+ And make it _truthfuller_ for his being there.
+ (But in such furrows human nature runs,
+ That old men aren't good critics for their sons.)
+ He used to rush (as youngsters often will)
+ To every fire we had at Tompkins Hill,
+ And seemed to plan less how to put them out
+ Than to get something new to write about.
+ He struck a rhyme I think isn't over bad,
+ About a "fire" our little village had
+ (Or city; for that town took city airs
+ Before its village short-clothes reached repairs).
+ I found a copy of it t'other day
+ Where he had laid it carefully away,
+ To keep me from not finding it (he meant
+ To get it back in the next check I sent).
+ 'Twill cost me several dollars yet, I fear;--
+ I'll paste the fellow's nonsense right in here:
+
+
+
+HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE.
+
+I.
+
+ 'Twas a drowsy night on Tompkins Hill:
+ The very leaves of the trees lay still;
+ The world was slumbering, ocean deep;
+ And even the stars seemed half asleep,
+ And winked and blinked at the roofs below,
+ As yearning for morn, that they might go.
+ The streets as stolid and still did lie
+ As they would have done if streets could die;
+ The sidewalks stretched as quietly prone
+ As if a foot they had never known;
+ And not a cottage within the town,
+ But looked as if it would fain lie down.
+ Away in the west a stacken-cloud,
+ With white arms drooping and bare head bowed,
+ Was leaning against--with drowsy eye--
+ The dark blue velveting of the sky.
+ And that was the plight
+ Things were in that night,
+ Before we were roused the foe to fight--
+ The foe so greedy and grand and bright--
+ That plagued old Deacon Tompkins.
+
+II.
+
+ The Deacon lay on his first wife's bed,
+ His second wife's pillow beneath his head,
+ His third wife's coverlet o'er him wide,
+ His fourth wife slumbering by his side.
+ The parson visioned his Sunday's text,
+ And what he should hurl at Satan next;
+ The doctor a drowsy half-vigil kept,
+ Still studying, as he partly slept,
+ How men might glutton, and tope, and fly
+ In the face of Death, and still not die;
+ The lawyer dreamed that his clients meant
+ To club together, and then present,
+ As proof that their faith had not grown dim,
+ A small bright silver hatchet to him;
+ The laborer such sound slumber knew,
+ He hadn't a dream the whole night through;
+ The ladies dreamed--but I can't say well
+ What 'tis they dream, for they never tell!
+ In short, such a general drowsy time
+ Had ne'er been known in that sleepy clime,
+ As on the night
+ Of clamor and fright,
+ We were roused the treacherous foe to fight--
+ The foe so greedy and grand and bright,
+ And carrying such an appetite--
+ That plagued old Deacon Tompkins.
+
+III.
+
+ When all at once the old court-house bell
+ (Which had a voice like a maniac's yell)
+ Cried out, as if in its dim old sight
+ The judgment-day had come in the night.
+ "Bang whang whang bang clang dang bang whang,"
+ The poor old parcel of metal sang;
+ Whereat, from mansion, cottage, and shed,
+ Rose men and women as from the dead,
+ In different stages of attire,
+ And shouted, "The town is all afire!"
+ (Which came as near to being true
+ As some more leisurely stories do.)
+ They saw on the Deacon's house a glare,
+ And everybody hurried there;
+ And such a lot of visitors he
+ Had never before the luck to see.
+ The Deacon received these guests of night
+ In a costume very simple and white;
+ And after a drowsy, scared "Ahem!"
+ He asked them what he could do for them.
+ "Fire! fire!" they shouted; "your house's afire!"
+ And then, with energy sudden and dire,
+ They rushed through the mansion's solitudes,
+ And helped the Deacon to move his goods.
+ And that was the sight
+ We had that night,
+ When roused by the people who saw the light
+ Atop of the cottage, cozy and white,
+ Where lived old Deacon Tompkins.
+
+ [Illustration: HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE.]
+
+IV.
+
+ Ah me! the way that they rummaged round!
+ Ah me! the startling things they found!
+ No one with a fair idea of space
+ Would ever have thought that in one place
+ Were half the things that, with a shout,
+ These neighborly burglars hustled out.
+ Came articles that the Deacon's wives
+ Had all been gathering half their lives;
+ Came furniture such as one might see
+ Didn't grow in the trunk of every tree;
+ A tall clock, centuries old, 'twas said,
+ Leaped out of a window, heels o'er head;
+ A veteran chair, in which, when new,
+ George Washington sat for a minute or two;
+ A bedstead strong, as if in its lap
+ Old Time might take his terminal nap;
+ Dishes, that in meals long agone
+ The Deacon's fathers had eaten on;
+ Clothes, made of every cut and hue,
+ That couldn't remember when they were new;
+ A mirror, scathless many a day
+ ('Twas promptly smashed in the regular way);
+ Old shoes enough, if properly thrown,
+ To bring good luck to all creatures known;
+ And children thirteen, more or less,
+ In varying plenitude of dress.
+ And that was the sight
+ We had that night,
+ When roused, the terrible foe to fight,
+ Which blazed aloft to a moderate height,
+ And turned the cheeks of the timid white,
+ Including Deacon Tompkins.
+
+V.
+
+ Lo! where the engines, reeking hot,
+ Dashed up to the interesting spot:
+ Came Number Two, "The City's Hope,"
+ Propelled by a line of men and rope;
+ And after them, on a spiteful run,
+ "The Ocean Billows," or Number One.
+ And soon the two, induced to "play"
+ By a hundred hands, were working away,
+ Until, to the Deacon's flustered sight,
+ As he danced about in his robe of white,
+ It seemed as if, by the hand of Fate,
+ House-cleaning day were some two years late,
+ And with complete though late success,
+ Had just arrived by the night express.
+ The "Ocean Billows" were at high tide,
+ And flung their spray upon every side;
+ The "City's Hope" were in perfect trim,
+ Preventing aught like an interim;
+ And a "Hook-and-Ladder Company" came,
+ With hooks and ropes and a long hard name,
+ And with an iconoclastic frown
+ Were about to pull the whole thing down,
+ When some one raised the assuring shout,
+ "It's only the chimney a-burnin' out!"
+ Whereat, with a sense of injured trust,
+ The crowd went home in complete disgust.
+ Scarce one of those who, with joyous shout,
+ Assisted the Deacon in moving out,
+ Refrained from the homeward-flowing din,
+ To help the Deacon at moving in.
+ And that was the plight
+ In which, that night,
+ They left the Deacon, clad in white,
+ Who felt he was hardly treated right,
+ And used some words, in the flickering light,
+ Not orthodox in their purport quite--
+ Poor, put-out Deacon Tompkins!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Let me a moment indite
+ Scenes that I witnessed one night:
+
+
+["YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE IS CONRAD?"]
+
+ "You will tell me where is Conrad?" said an old man, bent and gray,
+ While the flames were wildly dancing, and the walls were giving way.
+
+ "I haf heard some ones was buried--underneath the ruins fell;
+ He was in de topmost story--ach, mein Gott! I luf him well!
+
+ "I will tell you how you knew him: he had full and laughing eye,
+ And his face was smooth and smiling--and he was too young to die.
+
+ "Hair he had like clouds at sunset when anodher day is done,
+ And I luf him--how I luf him! and he is mein only son.
+
+ "Say, Policeman, tell me truly that this young man you did see,
+ And I all the money gif you, such as I could bring with me.
+
+ "Tell me that he anxious acted--that he hunted far and long,
+ Like as children would be calling for their fadher in a throng;
+
+ "Or he wounded was, pray tell me--in the hospital to lie?--
+ I will just now hasten to him, and I not will let him die!
+
+ "Tell me--oh, you must not told me--dead you haf my Conrad see?
+ Yet if so is I can stand that--I did long a soldier be.
+
+ "Only--Death, we do not fear him when we hear the bullets sing,
+ But to haf my boy killed this way is a rather different thing.
+
+ "Only--that his poor old mudher, she waits home all full of fear,
+ And I cannot there be going, till I take good news from here!
+
+ "Young he was when we did bring him from the Rhine land o'er the sea;
+ I did lif for her and Conrad--she did lif for him and me.
+
+ "Other ones we bring not with us: Gott he says, 'These more be mine;'
+ And we left them all a-sleeping 'mong the vineyards of the Rhine.
+
+ "He haf not a cross word gif us--he haf luf us every day,
+ And if he to-night comes home not, 'tis the first that he's away.
+
+ "Let me to that fire, Policeman! I care what for walls or brand?
+ Maybe he in there be living--reaching for his fadher's hand!
+
+ "Let me past, I say, Policeman! I haf work there to be done!
+ Let go me or I will strike you!--is it that you haf no son?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Still the flames were like a furnace, and the walls were crashing loud,
+ And the old man, held in safety, fainted 'mid the trembling crowd.
+
+ And the mother watched and wondered, with her great eyes scarcely wet;
+ But, half dazed amid her sorrow, waits for Conrad even yet.
+
+
+
+
+WATER.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+
+APRIL 25, 18--.
+
+ RAIN--rain--rain--for three good solid fluid weeks--
+ Till the air swims, and all creation leaks!
+ And street-cars furnish still less room to spare,
+ And hackmen several times have earned their fare.
+ The omnibuses lumber through the din,
+ And carry clay outside as well as in;
+ The elevated trains, with jerky care,
+ Haul half-way comfort through the dripping air;
+ The gutters gallop past the liquid scene,
+ As brisk as meadow brooks, though not so clean;
+ What trees the city keeps for comfort's sake,
+ Are shedding tears as if their hearts would break;
+ And water tries to get, by storming steady,
+ That fourth of all the world it hasn't already.
+
+ And men are not so sweet as men could wish,
+ In air that wouldn't offend a moderate fish;
+ Few places can be found, outside or in,
+ Where this dark-featured weather has not been;
+ For man has always striven, and in vain,
+ To roof his _disposition_ from the rain.
+ I've strolled about, this morning, several miles,
+ 'Mongst men who get their living by their smiles;
+ I've set my old umbrella up to drip
+ In places where I claimed relationship
+ (Or, rather, where my heart did; and that's more
+ Than blood connection is, sixteen times o'er);
+ I've journeyed up and down through half Broadway,
+ And did not see a first-class smile to-day.
+
+ And so, in spite of all that I can do,
+ These gold-bowed spectacles are growing blue;
+ And my old heart must bear along the road
+ A fanciful but rather heavy load;
+ A painful pressure from a hand unseen:
+ Most any one knows nearly what I mean.
+
+ I think I'll powder up this dark-skinned day,
+ By going, to-night, to hear the actors play!
+ They'll make me laugh, and tone me up a bit,
+ And get me out of this unnatural fit.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_11 o'clock P.M._
+
+ Got back alive; and that's worth thinking on,
+ From where there's been such lots of killing done;
+ Mercy! it was a somewhat skittish sight--
+ So many people butchered in one night!
+ 'Twas just a lot of people playing crime--
+ A sort of murder-picnic all the time.
+
+ We found the theatre with handbills spread,
+ Near where the notice in the paper said
+ (The weather had slacked up an hour or so,
+ And Wife thought she would condescend to go),
+ And after stumbling over several chaps,
+ Who thought they'd met us somewhere else, perhaps,
+ And cheerfully addressed us o'er and o'er,
+ As if they'd known us several years or more,
+ Persisting in affording us a chance
+ To buy our tickets at a slight advance
+ (The theatres employ these men, I've heard,
+ To greet their patrons with a friendly word,
+ And light their way in with kind word and smile,
+ And make a dollar out of them meanwhile);
+ We brushed past these remarkable "dead-beats,"
+ Some tickets bought, and scrambled to our seats.
+
+ After a piece of music by the band,
+ The curtain rose before a castle grand,
+ And soldiers talking, with a half-scared mien,
+ About a spook that one of them had seen.
+ When lo! this ghost appears, plump to their view,
+ And will not talk, although they beg him to.
+ (I whispered to my wife that I'd a freak
+ That a newspaper man could make him speak;
+ But suddenly my comments had to cease,
+ For Wife encouraged me to hold my peace.)
+
+ When lo! this ghost, who, thus far, might have come
+ Out of a sky-asylum for the dumb,
+ Speaks with a queer but rather human sound,
+ When once his son, the Prince, gets on the ground;
+ And taking him aside, ten feet almost,
+ Tells the poor boy that he's his father's ghost,
+ Whose own false brother softly to him crept,
+ And poured him full of poison while he slept.
+
+ Then the young man got mad, though to my mind
+ 'Twas lunacy of quite a knowing kind;
+ And went to work with an apparent view
+ Of killing off 'most every one he knew.
+
+ I haven't the time his actions all to state;
+ I'll only say he managed it first-rate,
+ And some way killed all relatives he saw,
+ From uncle to prospective father-in-law;
+ And when he got through, those he hadn't snuffed out
+ Were hardly worth while bothering about.
+ (I mustn't forget to say that this poor elf
+ Became, at last, a good square corpse himself.)
+
+ I looked around, and, the whole building through,
+ Women were shedding tears as if 'twas true;
+ And Wife was 'most too much concerned to speak,
+ And even my old eyes had sprung a leak.
+ 'Twas a moist time; and I remarked, "'Tis plain
+ We've come out of the rain into the rain."
+
+ I got so full of funeral, sitting there,
+ Then, when we once more sniffed the clean, live air,
+ It seemed a piece of good-luck all around,
+ To get away once more, alive and sound.
+
+ That's what they call a "tragedy;" where Death
+ Flies 'round till he himself gets out of breath;
+ And, with sword-slashes and cold poison filled,
+ All who amount to anything, get killed.
+ It's part of life; some time again I'll view it,
+ But take a good square rest before I do it!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Here on this sea-beach I wander;
+ Why of the storms am I fonder
+ Than of the sunlight above them?
+ And the clouds: why do I love them--
+ Waves of the sky, onward sweeping,
+ Or to the ocean-waves leaping?
+ Why do I court this fierce day,
+ Dashing my face full of spray?
+ Why, when the waves strike the shore
+ With their strong, leonine roar,
+ Does my soul fiercely entreat them--
+ Rush out with rapture to meet them?
+ Why do I love to descry
+ War in the fields of the sky?
+ Why does the chain-lightning's glare,
+ Ploughing blue meadows of air,
+ Look to my vision alway
+ Sweet as a star in the day?
+
+ You who in fair summer weather
+ Seek this sea-city together
+ (Built for tumultuous rest,
+ With the famed ocean chief guest),
+ Not half the pleasure you've known
+ That I, here wand'ring alone,
+ On these wet sand-fields have found,
+ Hearing the ocean's own sound,
+ Viewing fierce waves from afar
+ Strive with the winter in war.
+ Storms that tumultuously roll
+ Far through my innermost soul--
+ Here you encounter, at last,
+ Harmonies wondrous and vast!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ What did I find on the shore?
+ Must I rehearse it once more?
+
+
+[THE DEAD STOWAWAY.]
+
+ He lay on the beach, just out of the reach
+ Of waves that had cast him by:
+ With fingers grim they reached for him
+ As often as they came nigh.
+ The shore-face brown had a surly frown,
+ And glanced at the dancing sea,
+ As if to say, "Take back the clay
+ You tossed this morning at me."
+ Great fragments rude, by the shipwreck strewed,
+ Had found by this wreck a place;
+ He had grasped them tight, and hope-strewn fright
+ Sat still on the bloated face.
+ Battered and bruised, forever abused,
+ He lay by the heartless sea,
+ As if Heaven's aid had never been made
+ For a villain such as he.
+ The fetter's mark lay heavy and dark
+ Around the pulseless wrists;
+ The hardened scar of many a war
+ Clung yet to the drooping fists.
+ The soul's disgrace across that face
+ Had built an iron track;
+ The half-healed gash of the jailman's lash
+ Helped cover the brawny back.
+ The blood that flowed in a crimson road
+ From a deep wound in his head
+ Had felt fierce pangs from the poison-fangs
+ Of those who his young life fed:
+ Cursed from the very beginning
+ With deeds that others had done,
+ "More sinned against than sinning"--
+ And so is every one!
+
+ He had never learned save what had turned
+ The steps of his life amiss;
+ He never knew a hand-grasp true,
+ Or the thrill of a virtuous kiss.
+ 'Twas poured like a flood through his young blood,
+ And poisoned every vein,
+ That wrong is right, that law is spite,
+ And theft but honest gain.
+ The seeds were grown that had long been sown
+ By the heart of a murderous sire:
+ Disease and shame, and blood aflame
+ With thirst for the founts of fire.
+ Battered and bruised, forever abused,
+ He lay by the moaning sea,
+ As if Heaven's aid were even afraid
+ Of a villain such as he.
+
+ As he lay alone, like a sparrow prone,
+ An angel wandered nigh:
+ A look she cast over that dark past,
+ And tears came to her eye.
+
+ [Illustration: "BATTERED AND BRUISED, FOREVER ABUSED,
+ HE LAY BY THE MOANING SEA."]
+
+ She bent by the dead, and tenderly said:
+ "Poor child, you went astray;
+ Your heart and mind were both born blind--
+ No wonder they lost their way!
+ Angels, I know, had fallen as low
+ With such a dismal chance.
+ Your heart was ironed, your soul environed,
+ You were barred of all advance!
+ Cursed from the very beginning
+ With deeds that others have done,
+ 'More sinned against than sinning'--
+ And so is every one!"
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+MAY 24, 18--.
+
+ The Lord gave Water quite a good-sized start--
+ Three-fourths of this world's homestead for its part;
+ But lawyers are not needed to convince
+ That Water has been losing ever since.
+ The reason is not hard to understand:
+ For God's most knowing creatures live on land,
+ And, naturally, every chance they get,
+ Find some new means to keep them from the wet.
+ The farms their dykes have from the ocean won;
+ The ground men make to build their cities on;
+ The bridge that from the river shelters me;
+ The ships--great travelling bridges of the sea--
+ All are an effort of ambitious man
+ To make this world as solid as he can.
+
+ These thoughts, to-day, all through my mind would run,
+ While looking at a bridge they've just got done,
+ Which takes a man, dry shod, from shore to shore--
+ A matter of a good long mile or more.
+ I can't describe it; but I'll let the papers
+ (Who tell _some_ truth, 'mid all their fancy capers)
+ To my old scrap-book give of it a taste
+ (What I can't do with ink I'll do with paste).
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[THE WEDDING OF THE TOWNS.][5]
+
+ Let all of the bells ring clear,
+ And all of the flags be seen;
+ The King of the Western Hemisphere
+ Has married the Island Queen!
+ For years he watched and waited
+ Along the river side,
+ And vowed that she was fated
+ To be his own fair bride;
+ Full many a night he wooed her
+ Upon her lofty throne,
+ And he hath long pursued her,
+ To make the prize his own;
+ Nor thankless his endeavor,
+ Nor coy the royal maid,
+ But, like true-love's course ever,
+ The banns were long delayed!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ And boys to men had grown,
+ And men their graves had sought;
+ The gulf was yet between them thrown,
+ And the wooing came to nought.
+ Though couriers oft were dashing
+ 'Twixt him and his adored,
+ Still was the river flashing
+ Between them like a sword.
+ In heart they well were mated;
+ And patiently and long
+ They for each other waited--
+ These lovers true and strong.
+
+ Let never a flag be hidden!
+ Let never a bell be dumb!
+ The guests have all been bidden--
+ The wedding-day has come!
+
+ For many a golden year
+ Shall gleam this silvery tie:
+ The wondering world will gather here
+ And gaze with gleaming eye.
+ Philosophers will ponder
+ How, blessed by the hand of Heaven,
+ The world has another wonder
+ To add to its famous seven;
+ Philanthropists will linger
+ To view the giant span,
+ And point with grateful finger
+ Where man has toiled for man;
+ And all will bless the year
+ When, in the May-month green,
+ The King of the Western Hemisphere
+ Was wed to the Island Queen!
+
+ [5] Written on the occasion of the opening of the New York
+ and Brooklyn Bridge.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+JULY 2, 18--.
+
+ Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth! with iron bars to defend it,
+ And seventeen hundred thousand ways to spend it!
+ How men will work, in home and foreign lands,
+ To get a lot of money in their hands;
+ How they will bar and bolt, by night and day,
+ To keep some one from stealing it away;
+ Then, when a fresh bait strikes their fancy's eye,
+ How easy 'tis to make them let it fly!
+ Lock up your cash in places howe'er strong,
+ You lose it when the right thief comes along.
+ There are some families that I could name,
+ Who, spring and fall and winter, toil the same
+ As boys with sleds for half an hour will climb,
+ To ride back in about five minutes' time.
+ These fam'lies pinched and starved nine months will be,
+ To make a first-class show the other three;
+ And some whose fortunes sprung up like a flame,
+ Can puff it out even quicker than it came.
+
+ These thoughts grew like June corn the other day,
+ As I through Coney Island picked my way,
+ And found there, pert and prosperous as could be,
+ A land-and-water city by the sea;
+ And people holding, in free easy style,
+ A Fourth-of-July picnic all the while.
+ Thousands were eating there amid the din,
+ As though they'd hardly time to do it in;
+ Thousands were loitering in the breezy air,
+ As if they had a year or two to spare;
+ And every trap that ever caught a dime,
+ Was ready set and baited all the time!
+
+ The ocean, to my unaccustomed view,
+ Seemed having quite a lively picnic too;
+ The waves came slamming at us with a roar,
+ And chased each other pell-mell to the shore.
+ And in these waves, and adding to the noise,
+ A lot of men and women, girls and boys,
+ Dressed in a style that made my good wife frown,
+ Like big-sized corks went bobbing up and down.
+ Some glided out and in, like jumping-jacks,
+ Some rode the waves--a-lying on their backs;
+ And some--as decent folks as one could see--
+ Made capers that were very queer to see.
+ I noticed Miss Doozéll, much versed in books,
+ And quite particular about her looks,
+ And dignified as any one I know,
+ Roll over maybe thirteen times or so;
+ While Jeremiah Jipson, LL.D.,
+ Who seldom makes a move above the knee,
+ And who, all former signs would seem to say,
+ Never indulges in unseemly play--
+ When an irreverent wave he chanced to meet,
+ Stood on his head, and raised aloft his feet.
+ The Ocean has no awe for any one,
+ And always seems to get more'n half the fun.
+
+ But how the pretty children carry sail!
+ Each with his tiny shovel and his pail,
+ Each working his own little piece of land,
+ And making small plantations in the sand!
+ These little incidents show on their face
+ That farming's natural to the human race!
+
+ When God's poor pretty ones, 'mid summer's blaze,
+ Have lived 'mongst brick and mortar all their days,
+ Trying their best to blossom and not spoil,
+ Like house-plants kidnapped from their native soil,
+ It must be heaven to sit here in the sand,
+ And take old Mother Earth right by the hand!
+ To lie here, by no brick blocks overlooked,
+ And take a breath of air that hasn't been cooked!
+ God bless you, children! May't a long time be,
+ Before the sand shall cover you and me!
+
+ Yes, every trap that ever caught a dime
+ Is ready set and baited, all the time!
+ Here nigh the shore a strange machine I found,
+ To see how hard, with beetles, men could pound;
+ And several fellows tried it, o'er and o'er,
+ Who never handled labor so before,
+ And would have shown capacity to shirk,
+ If they had known how much it looked like work.
+ Here round and round I saw a big wheel go,
+ Like an old-fashioned horse-power--larger, though,
+ And worked by steam; and on the sweeps one finds
+ Big wooden animals of different kinds:
+ Elephants, horses, birds of various hues,
+ Lions and leopards, roosters, kangaroos--
+ All staring with great, stupid, wondering eyes,
+ And all about the very self-same size!
+ And on these beasts, sixteen times round or more,
+ Rode children of from fifty down to four,
+ While some big-sized hand-organ filled the air
+ With crack-voiced music, plenty and to spare.
+ Here a big premium cow--quite dead, alas!
+ Gave milkman's milk-and-water by the glass;
+ Here were some great "museums," which consisted
+ Of wondrous things that never have existed;
+ There omnibuses hover on your track,
+ Ready to draw you somewhere else--and back;
+ Here "marine railroads," as you onward plod,
+ Will take you riding at five cents a rod;
+ This "elevator" lifts you pretty high,
+ And shows you men must look small from the sky;
+ Yon gambling den will send you from its door,
+ Poorer and not much wiser than before;
+ That fellow there will, in an ocean view,
+ Your picture take, and swear that it is you.
+ Yes, every trap that ever caught a dime,
+ Is ready set and baited, all the time!
+
+ And sometimes everything seems blurred, indeed,
+ With man's surprising wickedness and greed,
+ Till you most feel there's nothing genuine there,
+ Excepting ocean waves and open air!
+
+ But still they can't put all God's plans to death
+ To let the people have an honest breath;
+ And so, while thinking it all up, to-day,
+ I finally felt called upon to say,
+ Thank the good Lord, from whom all blessings fall,
+ For making Coney Island, after all!
+
+ My cousin, Abdiel Stebbins, large and slow,
+ Arrived at Ocean Grove some days ago;
+ He stopped off in this city on the way,
+ And stayed here with us two weeks and one day
+ (For we keep up our airy home in town
+ Whether the mercury goes up or down--
+ Not liking to exchange it very well
+ For a small sweat-box in a large hotel).
+ He promised that the first hour he could spare
+ He'd write us how he liked it over there;
+ The letter, like himself, is rather queer;
+ Perhaps I'd better paste it right in here:
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS AT OCEAN GROVE.]
+
+OCEAN GROVE, _June_ 30, 18--.
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ We got here safe--my worthy wife and me--
+ And took a tent here in the woods contigious to the sea;
+ We've harvested such means of grace as growed within our reach--
+ We've been to several meetings here, and heard the Bishop preach;
+ And everything went easy like until we took a whim--
+ My wife and I--one breezy day, to take an ocean swim.
+
+ We shouldn't have ventured on't, I think, if Sister Sunnyhopes
+ Hadn't urged us over and again, and said she knew "the ropes,"
+ And told how soothing it would be "in ocean rills to lave,"
+ And "sport within the bounding surf," and "ride the crested wave;"
+ And so we went along with her--my timid wife and me--
+ Two inland noodles, for our first acquaintance with the sea.
+
+ They put me in a work-day rig, as usually is done--
+ A wampus and short overalls all sewed up into one.
+ I had to pull and tug and shrink to make the thing go 'round
+ (You are aware my peaceful weight will crowd three hundred pound).
+ They took my wig and laid it up--to keep it dry, they said--
+ And strapped a straw-stack of a hat on my devoted head.
+
+ They put my wife into a frock too short by full a third:
+ 'Twas somewhat in the Bloomer style--I told her 'twas absurd!
+ You know she's rather long and slim--somewhat my opposite--
+ And clothes that was not made for her is likely not to fit;
+ But as we was we vent'red in--my timid wife and me--
+ And formed our first acquaintance with the inconsistent sea.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Miss Sunnyhopes she waded out a-looking nice and sweet
+ (She'd had her dress made to the store, and trimmed from head to feet);
+ And I went next, and grabbed their rope just as she told me to,
+ And Wife came third, a-looking scared, scarce knowing what to do.
+ Then Sister Sunnyhopes a smile of virgin sweetness gave,
+ And said, "Now watch your chance, and jump--here comes a _lovely_ wave!"
+
+ I must have jumped, I rather think, the wrong time of the moon;
+ At any rate the "lovely wave" occurred to me too soon!
+ It took me sudden, with a rude and unexpected shock;
+ I'd rather meet the stoutest pair of horns in all my flock!
+ And then to top the circus out, and make the scene more fine,
+ I tried to _kick_ this "lovely wave," and let right go the line.
+
+ [Illustration: "TWO INLAND NOODLES, FOR OUR FIRST ACQUAINTANCE WITH
+ THE SEA."]
+
+ On county fairs and 'lection days, in walking through a crowd,
+ I'm rather firm to jostle 'gainst--perhaps it makes me proud;
+ But if it does, that wave just preached how _sureness_ never pays,
+ And seemed to say, "How small is man, no odds how much he weighs!"
+ It kicked and cuffed me all about, in spite of right or law,
+ With all the qualities they give an average mother-in-law!
+
+ And then it set me on the bank, quite thankful for my life,
+ And looking 'round I give a gaze to find my faithful wife;
+ But she had kind o' cut this wave with all the edge she had,
+ And stood a-looking 'round for me, uncommon moist and sad;
+ While Sister Sunnyhopes with smiles was looking sweet and gay,
+ A-floating on her dainty back some several rods away!
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+ She looked so newish pretty there--(she knowed it, too, the elf!)--
+ The crowd was all admiring her, and so was I myself;
+ And while I once more grasped the line, beside my wife of truth,
+ My eyes _would_ rove to Sister S.--her beauty and her youth;
+ When all at once a brindle wave, uncommon broad and deep,
+ Came thrashing down on Wife and me, and flopped us in a heap!
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Heels over head--all in a bunch--my wife across of me,
+ And I on some misguided folks who happened there to be,
+ My hat untied and floated off, and left my bald head bare--
+ When I got out, if I'd have spoke, 'twould warmed up all the air!
+ We drank 'bout two-thirds of the sea--my gasping wife and I--
+ While Sister S. still floated soft, a-gazing at the sky!
+
+ [Illustration: "WE VOTED THAT WE'D HAD ENOUGH."]
+
+ We voted that we'd had enough, and got right out the way
+ Before another wave arrived, and bid the sea good-day.
+ We looked as like two drownded rats as ever such was called,
+ With one of them a dumbed old fool and most completely bald.
+ But, like a woman true she says--my shivering wife to me--
+ "We will not mind; there's others here looks just as bad as we."
+
+ Now, Sister Sunnyhopes, by'm-by, came back into our tent,
+ As sleek or sleeker than before, and asked us "When we went?"
+ Said I, "My dear good Sister S., please do not now pretend
+ You did not see our voyage through, and mark its doleful end.
+ If you would play the mermaid fair, why such I'd have you be;
+ But we're too old to take that part--my faithful wife and me;
+
+ "Some folks may be who ocean waves are fitted to command,
+ But we've concluded _we_ was built expressly for the land.
+ And when I want amusement for an uncompleted day,
+ I guess I'll go and take it in some good old-fashioned way;
+ And will not stand upon my head 'fore all the folks that's there,
+ And wildly wave my dumbed old feet in all the neighboring air!"
+
+
+
+
+VICE.
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+SEPTEMBER 10, 18--.
+
+ Ah me! it makes a sinner wondrous blue,
+ To see so many other sinners too!
+ When I rake over all my faults, and then
+ Notice the same, or worse, in other men,
+ It makes me very much surprised and sad,
+ That Heaven should see Earth turning out so bad!
+
+ Vice, vice, vice, vice! The _country's_ mean enough,
+ And has some villains that are pretty rough;
+ But in this town, where art and nature both
+ Are shoved into their very greatest growth,
+ And where the utmost of all things is found,
+ The Devil has his best men on the ground,
+ And gives them weapons meeting his own views,
+ And all the ammunition they can use!
+
+ Vice, vice, vice, vice! I never had been led
+ To think that Evil had so long a head!
+ I've seen more ingenuity displayed
+ In one crime, than 'twould take to learn a trade.
+ Such cute inventions Sin will take in charge:
+ Old Satan's patent-office must be large!
+
+ And yet, for all their craft, in time how brief
+ How many of these rascals come to grief!
+ For though within them cunning may abound,
+ The plain-clothed Truth is always standing round,
+ Or following rogues through every land and clime,
+ And gets them, if you'll only give him time.
+ I don't believe--as some good people say--
+ The Devil leads men on from day to day,
+ And takes them to a rock, and, first they know,
+ Pitches them off into some gulf below;
+ Or baits them into different traps, and then
+ Doesn't try at all to get them out again:
+ I think he'd like to keep them, safe and sound,
+ Doing his nasty work the whole year round;
+ And when a rogue fails up and comes to grief,
+ It hurts his brimstone-clothed but helpless chief!
+
+ These thoughts limped past my saddened mind to-day,
+ As through State's prison I pursued my way,
+ Led round by one who didn't seem to be knowing
+ What melancholy pictures he was showing!
+ Those walls and guards, that all escape opposed;
+ Those thick, iron doors--it thundered when they closed;
+ The cells--each one a closet full of gloom:
+ I'd just as soon sleep in a metal tomb![6]
+ The hard-faced men who worked away (no doubt,
+ For fear of hard-faced men that stood about),
+ Wearing that garb of stripes a free man loathes,
+ As if Law whipped them--even with their clothes;
+ The way they glance up at you from within
+ Their drooping eyelids, hard with grief or sin,
+ Wondering, as they gaze upon you so,
+ If you are not some one they used to know;
+ The ghosts you feel, that creep 'round, all the time,
+ Among these men who've shaken hands with crime;
+ The mournful hope that some are toiling here
+ Whose innocence in heaven is proved out clear:
+ All these things to my inmost spirit talked,
+ As through those regions dark I slowly walked;
+ And when the front door closed behind me--free--
+ The fresh air seemed like heaven itself to me!
+
+ I recollect once getting sick with pain,
+ When sitting near a sheriff, on the train,
+ Who had a young man with him--not of age--
+ Whom he was taking to this stone-bound cage.
+ The poor boy talked to him with drooping head,
+ And these are something like the words he said:
+
+ [6] And yet 'twas quite affecting, I declare,
+ How some had ornaments up, even there!
+ Not crime itself, or sad misfortune's smart
+ Can crush all sense of beauty from the heart!
+
+
+[THE BOY CONVICT'S STORY.]
+
+ I'd rather sit here, Mr. Sheriff--up near to the end of the car;
+ We won't do so much advertising if we stay in the seat where we are.
+ That sweet little dude saw the bracelets that you on my wrists have
+ bestowed,
+ And tells the new passengers promptly you're "taking me over
+ the road."
+ I've had a well-patronized trial--the neighbors all know of my fall;
+ But when I get out among strangers I'm sensitive-like, after all.
+
+ For I was a lad of good prospects, some three or four summers ago--
+ There wasn't any boy in our township who made a more promising
+ show!
+ I learned all of Solomon's proverbs, and took in their goodness and
+ worth,
+ Till I felt like a virtue-hooped barrel, chock-full of the salt of the
+ earth.
+ And this precious picnic of sorrow would likely enough have been saved,
+ If I had had less of a heart, sir, or home had contained what it craved.
+
+ For the time when a boy is in danger of walking a little bit wild,
+ Is when he's too young to be married--too old to be known as a child;
+ A bird in the lonely grass thickets, just out of the parent tree thrown,
+ Too large to be kept in the old nest--too small to have one of his own;
+ When, desolate 'mid his companions, his soul is a stake to be won;
+ 'Tis then that the Devil stands ready to get a good chance to catch on!
+
+ Oh, yes! I'd a good enough home, sir, so far as the house was concerned;
+ My parents were first-class providers--I ate full as much as I earned.
+ My clothes were all built of good timber, and fit every day to be seen;
+ There wasn't any lock on the pantry--my bedroom was tidy and clean;
+ And taking the home up and down, sir, I'd more than an average part,
+ With one quite important exception--_there wasn't any room for my
+ heart_.
+
+ The house couldn't have been any colder, with snow-drifts in every
+ room!
+ The house needn't have been any darker to make a respectable tomb!
+ I used to stop short on the door-step, and brace up a minute or more,
+ And bid a good-bye to the sunshine, before I would open the door;
+ I used to feed daily on icebergs--take in all the freeze I could hold--
+ Then go out and warm in the sunshine, because my poor heart was so
+ cold!
+
+ And hadn't I a father and mother? Oh yes! just as good as they
+ make--
+ _Too_ good, I have often suspected (though maybe that last's a mistake).
+ But they'd travelled so long and so steady the way to Perfection's abode,
+ They hadn't any feeling for fellows who could not as yet find the road;
+ And so, till some far advanced mile-post on goodness's pike I could win,
+ They thought of me, not as their own child, but as one of the children
+ of sin.
+
+ And hadn't I brothers and sisters? Oh yes! till they somewhat had
+ grown;
+ Then, shivering, they went off and left me to stand the cold weather
+ alone.
+ For I had the luck to be youngest--the last on the family page,
+ The one to prop up the old roof-tree--the staff of my parents' old age;
+ Who well understood all the uses to which a mere staff is applied;
+ They used me whenever convenient--then carelessly threw me aside!
+
+ And hadn't I any associates? Oh yes! I had friends, more or less,
+ But seldom I asked them to visit our house with the slightest success;
+ Whenever the project was mentioned, they'd somehow look blue like
+ and chill,
+ And mention another engagement they felt it their duty to fill;
+ For--now I am only a convict, there's no harm in telling the truth--
+ My home was a fearful wet blanket to blood that was seasoned with
+ youth!
+
+ Not one blessčd thing that was cheerful; no festivals, frolics, or games;
+ No novels of any description--'twas wicked to mention their names!
+ My story-books suddenly vanished, my checker-boards never would keep,
+ No newspaper came through _our_ doorway unless it was first put to
+ sleep!
+ And as for love--well, that old song, sir, is very melodious and fine,
+ With "No place like home" in the chorus--I hope there ain't many
+ like mine!
+
+ And so, soon my body got hating a place which my soul couldn't
+ abide,
+ And Pleasure was all the time smiling, and motioning me to her side;
+ And when I start out on a journey, I'm likely to go it by leaps,
+ For good or for bad, I'm no half-way--I'm one or the other for keeps.
+ My wild oats flew thicker and faster--I reaped the same crop that I
+ sowed,
+ And now I am going to market--I'm taking it over the road!
+
+ Yes, it grieved my good father and mother to see me so sadly astray,
+ They deeply regretted my downfall--in a strictly respectable way;
+ They gave me some more admonition, and sent me off full of advice,
+ And wondered to see such a villain from parents so good and precise.
+ Indeed I have often conjectured, when full of neglect and its smarts,
+ I must have been left on the door-step of their uncongenial hearts!
+
+ My home in the prison is waiting--it opens up clear to my sight;
+ Hard work and no pay-day a-coming, a close cell to sleep in at night.
+ And there I must lie sad and lonesome, with more tribulation than rest,
+ And wake in the morning with sorrow sharp sticking like steel in my
+ breast;
+ But maybe the strain and the trouble won't quite so much o'er me
+ prevail,
+ As 'twould be to some one who wasn't brought up in a kind of a jail!
+
+ _You've_ got a good home, Mr. Sheriff, with everything cosy and nice,
+ And 'tisn't for a wrist-shackled convict to offer _you_ words of advice;
+ But this I _must_ say, of all places your children may visit or call,
+ Make HOME the most pleasant and happy--the sweetest and best of
+ them all;
+ For the Devil won't offer a dollar to have his world-chances improved,
+ When Home is turned into a side-show, with half the attractions
+ removed!
+
+ _Don't_ think I'm too bitter, good sheriff--I like you: you've been very
+ good;
+ I'm ever and ever so grateful--would pay it all back if I could.
+ I didn't mean to slander my parents--I've nothing against their good
+ name,
+ And as for my unrighteous actions, it's mostly myself that's to blame;
+ Still, _if I'd had a home_--But the prison is only one station ahead--
+ I'm done, Mr. Sheriff; forget me, but _don't_ forget what I have said!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SEPTEMBER 15, 18--.
+
+ Vice, vice, vice, vice!--and 'tisn't all clear and free,
+ Where any one can take a look and see,
+ And then decide, immediate, on the spot,
+ Whether he'll buy his soul-farm there or not;
+ It's scattered round about so 'mongst the good,
+ Folks can't entirely shun it when they would.
+ Much better to escape it we'd be able,
+ If 'twas obliged to carry 'round a label
+ (It always does, some time before it ages,
+ But not enough so in its early stages).
+
+ My mind was led around about this way,
+ By a well-dressed young man I met to-day,
+ Who strove to twist some money out of me,
+ But had, instead, a first-class lecture free.
+
+ My cousin, Abdiel Stebbins, large and good,
+ Inclined to do even better than he should,
+ And with a heart that gets him into scrapes
+ Of a most strange variety of shapes,
+ But who, before they've run a fatal course,
+ Always gets out of them by sheer main force,
+ Wrote me two letters, several years ago,
+ Which I have kept, with no intent to show,
+ But simply to read over now and then
+ As part of my text-book entitled "Men."
+
+ I think I'll get my cousin's wail by letter,
+ And paste it here where I can find it better.
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS ON THE BOWERY.]
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ We got here safe--my worthy wife an' me,
+ An' then I looked the village through to see what I could see:
+ I rode upon the cur'us track with stations all up-stairs;
+ I walked through Wall Street all its length, an' saw no bulls or bears;
+ I patronized a red-nosed chap with manners very queer,
+ Who hadn't had a thing to eat for somethin' like a year;
+
+ I saw the road commissioners to work upon a bridge
+ A million times as large as that we built at Tompkins' Ridge--
+ (I'm told that they are makin' it, though maybe that's all fun,
+ To use the coming century, an' hope to get it done)--
+ When who should up an' grasp my hand, with face of genuine joy,
+ But Cousin Jeroboam Jones, my cousin's oldest boy!
+
+ I had not seen him years an' years--no wonder he looked strange;
+ His face an' form in some respects had undergone a change;
+ But then there wasn't a chance of doubt that that was him, because,
+ If not, how should he ever know that I was who I was?
+ We brushed our old acquaintance up, an' soon was at our ease,
+ A wanderin' all about the place, as cozy as you please.
+
+ It's nicer far, in foreign towns, than 'tis to be alone,
+ To walk with one whose blood proceeds from sources near your own;
+ A sim'lar temp'rature of heart, a sort of family ease,
+ Enables you to work your tongue as lib'ral as you please;
+ And so I found myself quite soon uncommonly at home,
+ Describin' all my business through to Cousin Jerobo'm.
+
+ He listened very docile like, an' hadn't much to say,
+ But what he did was vent'red in a satisfact'ry way;
+ He'd severed somewhat from his kin, an' sort o' lost the run,
+ But he recalled the Stebbinses, when mentioned, one by one;
+ An' takin' him inside an' out, our family scarcely owns
+ A relative more relishin' than Jeroboam Jones.
+
+ He's teacher in a Sunday-school, he told me, by the way,
+ Which has a room, above a store, that's open every day.
+ "For if," he says, "we come across a child that needs our care,
+ We cannot wait till Sunday comes--we join 'em then an' there.
+ An' if you want to see the way our worthy cause is run,
+ Come in an' take a little look--our 'social's' just begun."
+
+ The scholars hadn't come, as yet; the Superintendent, though,
+ Was sittin' at a table, like, an' bowed extremely low;
+ An' heard the praise on poor old me my cousin had to tell,
+ An' said he joyed to meet a friend of one he loved so well;
+ An' I talked back; an' for a time our converse did not cease--
+ A regular three-cornered gush of friendship, love, an' peace.
+
+ An' then he showed me how they run their "grab-bags" an' all such
+ (We have the same at home, you know, although not near so much);
+ An' then he had some val'ables on numbers that you saw,
+ With figures correspondin'ly, in envelopes, to draw;
+ I gin him fifty cents to help a cause I dearly hold,
+ An' drew a velvet hymn-book, with a clasp resemblin' gold!
+
+ My cousin pressed my hand with some congratulatin' jokes,
+ And said, "Ah me! the Stebbinses was always lucky folks!
+ But after all, their _shrewdness_ is the thing that lets them win."
+ (Which made me proud, though I didn't see just where the shrewd
+ came in.
+ But buyin' a five-dollar book at that unheard-of price,
+ An' helpin' of the cause meanwhile, was unsuspected nice.)
+
+ [Illustration: "TO MAKE FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS CLEAR, AN' HELP THE
+ CHILDREN TOO."]
+
+ Whereat the Superintendent said, "You're lucky, I allow;
+ I'll have to charge five dollars for a chance to draw here now."
+ Whereat my cousin Jeroboam remarked, "If 'tisn't wrong,
+ I'll buy a draw for Cousin Steb, to help the cause along."
+ I shook my head, but he _would_ do't; an' sure as I'm alive,
+ I drawed a good ten-dollar bill for Cousin Jones's five!
+
+ Whereat the Superintendent said, "You're lucky men, I vow;
+ A hundred dollars I must charge for every drawing now;"
+ An' fingerin' the envelopes, one opened--just a grain--
+ And I discerned the number 11, uncommon black and plain;
+ An' on the _other_ number 11 by glancin' I could see
+ Five good crisp hundr'd-dollar bills a-waitin' there for me!
+
+ [Illustration: "WE COME 'THIN PART OF ONE OF IT."]
+
+ To make four hundred dollars clear, an' help the children too,
+ Was somethin' that would surely seem desirable to do;
+ With an unfailin' eagle eye, a heart that swelled with hope,
+ I watched, an' saw the very place he put that envelope;
+ I winked at Cousin Jeroboam, I counted out the cash,
+ An' drawed, an' had that card revealed almost as quick as flash!
+
+ Oh, sakes!--the second figure I had what I hadn't seen,
+ A _tail_ that made a 7 of it! 'twas Number 17!
+ An' on them figures on the board there nothin' was, in fact,
+ Except a little pamphlet like--an anti-gamblin' tract;
+ Which hadn't any money wuth, an' won't be good for much,
+ Except to keep my older boys from playin' cards an' such.
+
+ Now Cousin Jeroboam Jones was buried in surprise,
+ An' walked a half a mile with me, an' helped philosophize;
+ An' says, "You come some other day--we'll try that thing agin:
+ We come 'thin _part of one of it_--the next time we shall win."
+ Then, nearin' to a corner, he took kindly leave o' me,
+ Because of some new scholars there that he must go an' see.
+
+ I give you this experience, John, but please don't tell it now;
+ Let Tompkins take the chestnut horse, an' sell the brindle cow;
+ An' gather up what cash besides I have a-lyin' loose,
+ An' send the whole of it to me for my immediate use.
+ Do everything concerned in this, in soft, secretive tones;
+ Direct it to New York, in care of Jeroboam Jones.
+
+ A. S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ A few days, and the following one arrived,
+ Which shows Sin's triumph sometimes is short-lived:
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS AHEAD.]
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ I'm very glad you sent that money through,
+ By Cousin Seth, an' not by mail, as I requested you!
+ The fam'ly's just so much ahead: 'twere best it never came.
+ If Jeroboam Jones had twined his fingers 'round the same.
+ For that young man has principles fit only to abhor,
+ And isn't the kind of relative that I was lookin' for!
+
+ My sakes! Millennium's nowhere near, when men so false can be
+ As to equivocate themselves into my family tree;
+ An' on its honest branches graft the shoots of their design,
+ An' make me think they're good because they're relatives of mine;
+ While under those fraternal smiles a robber's frown is hid;
+ But that's the inappropriate thing that Jeroboam did!
+
+ When Cousin Seth the tavern reached whose clerk o'ershadows me,
+ He cried, "Where is my long-lost son I've come so far to see?"
+ An' so, to fill that father's heart with resurrected joy,
+ I twisted 'round with him a bit, to try an' find the boy;
+ An' comin' where I had the luck that hymn-book for to win,
+ I opened quietly the door, an' both of us went in.
+
+ The Superintendent still was there; he gave a little start,
+ But welcomed us, apparently, with overflowin' heart;
+ An' told us all about the work, an' how 'twas gettin' on,
+ An' how much money those who gave unto the cause had won;
+ But Cousin Seth, though much impressed with what he heard an' saw,
+ Said he didn't fix the envelopes, an' b'lieved he wouldn't draw.
+
+ Just then the door was opened quick, an' with a solemn grin,
+ Young Jeroboam Jones appeared, an' sidled softly in;
+ An' with him was an older man, who looked enough like me
+ To've been a reg'lar Stebbins too, so far as one could see;
+ But slappin' Seth upon the back, I said, "My duty's done,
+ For this is Jeroboam Jones, your long-lost oldest son!"
+
+ "My 'long-lost oldest son?'" said he: "he's 'bout as much my son
+ As you are the belovčd babe of Gen'ral Washington!
+ It strikes me that my married life was very much amiss,
+ If I'm responsible for such a sneakin' face as this!
+ He's blinded you by his supposed relationship to me:
+ He's no one I have ever seen, or ever want to see!"
+
+ As when a fog above a field the sudden breezes tore,
+ You spied a thousand things you did not even miss before,
+ So all the facts of this affair, as clear as summer skies,
+ Straightway arranged themselves before my reconstructed eyes:
+ That these were not veracious men; an' this no Sunday-school;
+ An' naught was what it seemed, except one old bald-headed fool!
+
+ I held those two deceivers out, with unassisted strength,
+ An' by the collar shook each one to my arm's farthest length;
+ They gasped an' danced an' skipped around, without a word to say--
+ They "put their heads together" in a new an' painful way.
+ "Due ninety dollars fifty cents, an' not a penny less!"
+ I shouted; "an' I'll send you back your hymn-book by express!"
+
+ When finally in my discourse a breathin' pause occurred,
+ The Superintendent counted out the cash, without a word;
+ Which, with a manner dignified, I coldly repossessed,
+ An', still retainin' Jeroboam, that scamp I thus addressed:
+ "An' so you are the bogus friend and relative, so free
+ To spend his time a-makin' fools of poor old men like me.
+
+ "I'm Supervisor of the town where I have lived so long:
+ There ain't a man in all that part will say I've done him wrong;
+ There ain't a man will claim but what I'm ordinary keen;
+ But when I plant myself in town, I grow exceedin' green.
+ An' any kind-expressioned man, who acts a civil part,
+ Can always find my soul to home, an' house-room in my heart.
+
+ "It's sad for such a smile as yours to find so mean a fate;
+ An' there's _some_ good in you--at least enough to use for bait;
+ Without _some_ kindness in your heart, you couldn't have landed me;
+ An' as to how you've used your gifts, just pause a bit an' see.
+ I've gambled, by you're callin' it a charitable name,
+ And my self-valuation sunk with unaccustomed shame.
+
+ "I've done what I'd have whipped my boys for even lookin' at;
+ An' don't suppose but what I own part of the blame for that;
+ I thought I saw a chance to make five dollars out o' one,
+ Which, with strict justice all around, is very seldom done.
+ But up to that outrageous point, remember, I was led
+ By your assumed relationship, an' several things you said.
+
+ "Do you reflect, young man, upon the fruit you're growin' to?
+ There's prison gates a-waitin' now to stand in front of you.
+ There's grief of unexpected kinds, an' every sort of shame,
+ To send you some time from this world much poorer than you came.
+ Your guilty head you hang before us sinners standin' by:
+ What angle do you s'pose 'twould take 'mongst angels in the sky?
+
+ [Illustration: "THEY 'PUT THEIR HEADS TOGETHER' IN A NEW AN' PAINFUL
+ WAY."]
+
+ "There's hope e'en on the death-bed for a square, straightforward
+ thief,
+ But _Judases_ have always come to most peculiar grief;
+ The Lord has pity, I suppose, for errin' men an' weak,
+ But no good satisfact'ry place in which to put a sneak.
+ An' when a man wins men's esteem, then thrives by their mistakes,
+ He makes himself a bigger fool than all the fools he makes."
+
+ [Illustration: "HE MAKES HIMSELF A BIGGER FOOL THAN ALL THE FOOLS HE
+ MAKES."]
+
+ Then my adopted relative I seated in a chair,
+ With amply necessary help, an' sev'ral pounds to spare.
+ Then Seth an' I with dignity bade both the scamps good-day,
+ Advisin' them to gain their bread in some dissimilar way;
+ An' as we thundered down the stairs, with heavy rural tread,
+ I felt that I'd at last come out some several rods ahead.
+
+ A. S.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[THE "SLUGGING"-MATCH.]
+
+ "A first-class professional fight!"
+ I'm really doing the town!
+ There were thousands on thousands to-night
+ To see a man knock a man down.
+ Two dollars I willingly (?) paid
+ To view all this muscle and brawn;
+ 'Twas rather too much, I'm afraid,
+ Or seemed so, the minute 'twas gone.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ And yet 'tis a study to see
+ The rage gladiatorial of Rome
+ And grim Spanish bull-baiting glee
+ Adopt an American home!
+ That blood-thirsty, murderous spite
+ Men loudly condemn--and possess!
+ Besieged New York City last night,
+ With first-class financial success!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Hands gloved--to comply with the law;
+ Gloves hard--to comply with the crowd;
+ Fists savage as murder could draw;
+ Cheers heavy and fervent and loud.
+ Stern hisses, and shoutings of "Woman!"
+ When either too tender they found;
+ Tremendous applause when a foeman
+ Dropped, more than half dead, on the ground.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 'Twas the soul's blackest hell-woven fibre,
+ All thrilling intensely and fast;
+ The curse of the Tagus and Tiber
+ Arrived in New York Bay at last!
+ And victor and vanquished, I learn,
+ Came off with more glittering spoil
+ Than teacher or preacher could earn
+ In years of the hardest of toil.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ A spectacle pleasing and bright,
+ Full many good people delighting--
+ So many good men love a fight,
+ When somebody else does the fighting!
+ And "'tis shameful!" we mildly agree,
+ And shout our complainings afar;
+ But the facts are no worse than are we:
+ They show to us just what we are!
+
+
+
+
+VIRTUE.
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+OCTOBER 1, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the south-west; weather fit to stay;
+ A sweet, old-fashioned, Indian-summer day--
+ When Heaven and Earth both seem to look at you
+ Through hair of gold and misty eyes of blue.
+ My wife said, as we talked of it together,
+ It seemed as if some of our old farm weather
+ Had got tired of the sober hills of brown,
+ Hitched up a cloud, and driven into town!
+
+ We went to church, and heard a sermon preached,
+ Which all the way from Earth to Heaven reached,
+ And lifted us up toward the town divine,
+ Till we could almost see the steeples shine,
+ And hear the mighty chariots as they rolled
+ Along the massive turnpikes made of gold.
+ We had some music, so sweet-lipped and true
+ It made me think of every flower I knew;
+ And when, with benediction, the old pastor
+ Said "Good-bye" for himself, but not his master,
+ It put my resolution to the rack,
+ To head my poor old tears, and drive them back!
+
+ We tried to come straight out, as Christians should,
+ And bring away all of it that we could;
+ But there were certain persons there to-day,
+ Who, after church was over, clogged the way,
+ And, standing 'round, with worldly nods and smiles,
+ Held a week-day reception in the aisles.
+ Now, when one's mind falls in celestial frame,
+ He wants to get home safely with the same;
+ And hates through jostling gossipers to walk,
+ And stumble 'gainst the smallest kinds of talk,
+ Intended, by some power, his mind to bring
+ Down out of Heaven to every worldly thing--
+ From office, and good methods to ensure it,
+ To rheumatism, and proper means to cure it.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ These are the spires that were gleaming
+ All through my juvenile dreaming;
+ Here the high belfries are singing:
+ Gold invitations they're winging,
+ Asking man through the charmed portal,
+ Where he is once more immortal;
+ Where he may hide from his cares,
+ Under a shelter of prayers.
+ Why do these halls, high and broad,
+ Under the same constant God,
+ Vary in structure and style--
+ Differ, from chancel to aisle?
+ Why forms and creeds so diverse?
+ Why is my blessing your curse?
+ Pondering here on the street,
+ This is one reason I meet:
+
+ Man's brain is devious and strange--
+ Differs, in form and in range;
+ So that God's fervid love-sun,
+ Falling the same on each one,
+ Differs in form and in hue,
+ (Not the less precious or true)!
+ Body and brain and heart--
+ Temple of infinite art--
+ You had no power to control
+ Hues of your windows of soul!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+OCTOBER 5, 18--.
+
+ Sweet virtue, virtue, virtue!--what a start
+ You've got here in this city's feverish heart!
+ There isn't a thing to do that's square and right,
+ But some one's here to teach it, day and night;
+ No soothing balm soul may from soul demand,
+ But some one has it ready to his hand!
+
+ And then the churches--thick and rich of yield,
+ As corn-shocks in a new-made prairie field,
+ Where any one the golden fruit can find
+ All ready cooked to suit his heart and mind;
+ Great brick-and-mortar prayers! that never cease,
+ And costing fifty good-sized farms apiece
+ (Much too expensive, it might well be said,
+ If _bodies only_ need be clothed and fed).
+
+ And then the missions--regular district schools,
+ Where transient men are taught eternal rules;
+ Then the Salvation Army girls and boys,
+ Who season their religion up with noise,
+ And, when they get to Heaven, won't have the power
+ To help keep silent even half an hour;
+ But who take ragged wretches every day,
+ Haul them into the straight and narrow way,
+ Strip them of vain conceit soon as they show it,
+ And get them saved--almost before they know it!
+ It's something good to make these people good,
+ Who never go to church, and never would!
+
+ God bless each woman, man, and child, I say,
+ That leads His creatures in the heavenly way,
+ Whether they work by still, old-fashioned means,
+ Or march with drums and flags and tambourines!
+
+ Then there's those men who've crept and crawled as low
+ As even Satan cared to have them go;
+ Have marched through strong iron doors in striped ranks,
+ Have toiled where convict labor whirls and clanks,
+ Have made hard beds in cramped and lonely cells,
+ Have sinned their way through several different hells;
+ Whose lives have been so terribly amiss
+ To ever find worse worlds than they've made this;
+ Then groped out into Virtue's bath and sun,
+ And been washed up as clean as any one,
+ And warmed up with sweet sunlight from above;
+ Till they themselves start off on deeds of love,
+ And say to men with scarred and crime-flushed brow,
+ "I've been as bad, or worse, than you are now."
+ Whereat the wretch says, with dull, shadowy bliss,
+ "What! can there be some square way out of this?"
+ And maybe brings to pass, through Virtue's schemes,
+ Some of his poor old mother's fondest dreams!
+
+ Oh you who shout or sing or chant or read--
+ Whatever be your name or style or creed--
+ If any one on earth a plan has got
+ (Whether it's half as good as yours or not)
+ To find a gate into the narrow way,
+ And let in others that have gone astray--
+ If there's a single chance to mortals given
+ By which to slip poor mortals into Heaven,
+ For Heaven's sake do not frown in righteous wrath,
+ Or throw a scornful word into their path!
+ But _interfere with help_ in their affairs,
+ And push them with your money and your prayers!
+ For Pain is Pain, and God to see it loath,
+ In this strange world and in the next one, both;
+ And he who saves his fellow-men from pain,
+ Is God's hired man, and does not toil in vain?
+ But I'm reminded, by the bell for dinner,
+ That I'm no preacher, but a poor old sinner,
+ Unable even to follow my own view,
+ Much less to counsel others how to do.
+ I can't even eat--when I come right down to it,
+ Without a bell to tell me when to do it.
+ So I will cork my sermon, snub my muse,
+ And go down-stairs with Wife, and learn the news.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[MORE WAYS THAN ONE.]
+
+ I was present, one day
+ Where both layman and priest
+ Worshipped God in a way
+ That was startling, at least:
+ Over thirty in place
+ On the stage, in a row,
+ As is often the case
+ At a minstrelsy show;
+ In a uniform clad
+ Was each one of them seen,
+ And a banjo they had,
+ And a loud tambourine.
+ And they sung and they shouted
+ Their spasmodic joys,
+ Just as if they ne'er doubted
+ That God loved a noise.
+
+ And their phrases, though all
+ Not deficient in points,
+ A grammarian would call
+ Rather weak in the joints;
+ And the aspirate sound
+ Was adroitly misused,
+ And The Language all round,
+ Was assaulted and bruised;
+ While the tunes that they sung
+ In bewildering throngs,
+ Had been married, when young,
+ To hilarious songs;
+ And the folks in that place,
+ Who this loud racket made,
+ Were not bounded by race
+ Or condition or shade.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Now I love my own meeting,
+ My own cosy pew,
+ While mentally greeting
+ Friends quietly true;
+ And the Gospel dispensed
+ With a dignified grace,
+ Born of reason clear-sensed
+ And a faith firm of place.
+ I love the trained voices
+ That float down the aisles,
+ Till the whole church rejoices
+ With God's sweetest smiles.
+ Have no sneer understood
+ For the rest, when I say
+ I had rather get good
+ In a civilized way.
+
+ So this meeting had grated
+ Somewhat on my heart,
+ And ere long I had waited,
+ I thought to depart.
+ But a young man arose,
+ Looking sin-drenched and grim,
+ As if rain-storms of woes
+ Had descended on him;
+ No such face you'd discern
+ In a leisurely search,
+ If you took a chance turn
+ Through a civilized church;
+ But his words, though not choice,
+ To my feelings came nigh;
+ There was growth in his voice,
+ There was hope in his eye.
+
+ And he said, "I'm a lad
+ With a life full of blame;
+ Every step has been bad,
+ Every hour was a shame.
+ And for drink I would pawn
+ All within my control,
+ From the clothes I had on,
+ To my heart and my soul.
+ I have drank the foul stuff
+ In my parents' hot tears;
+ I have done crime enough
+ For a hundred black years;
+ But I came to this place
+ For the help that I craved;
+ I have seen Jesus's face,
+ And I know I am saved."
+
+ Then a man rose to view,
+ When this youngster was done,
+ And he said, "This is true;
+ That young man is my son.
+ He was drunk every day,
+ And such terror would make,
+ That I spurned him away
+ From my house, like a snake.
+ We have suffered the worst
+ That can come from heart-fears;
+ He is sober the first
+ I have seen him for years.
+ I am full of such joy
+ As I never yet knew;
+ And now, Robert, my boy,
+ Home is open to you!
+
+ "You may go home with me--
+ Or may run on before;
+ You've a glittering key
+ That will open the door!
+ Your mother is there,
+ Praying for you e'en now;
+ There is snow in her hair,
+ There is pain on her brow.
+ And when you have kissed her
+ The old-fashioned way,
+ There's a brother and sister
+ Who've longed for this day;
+ And whatever can befriend you
+ On earth, shall be done;
+ May God's blessing attend you,
+ My son--oh, my son!"
+
+ Then the banjo struck in,
+ And the tambourine jingled;
+ There rose such a din
+ That my blood fairly tingled.
+ The vocalists screamed
+ Till quite red in the face;
+ But somehow it all seemed
+ Not at all out of place!
+ Now denouements immense
+ Do riot somehow take hold,
+ Or dramatic events
+ Reach my heart, as of old;
+ But my smiles could not hide
+ The fast-gathering tears,
+ And I cheered, laughed, and cried,
+ As I had not for years!
+ And I thought, "Not amiss
+ Are this tumult and shout:
+ Folks who save men like this
+ Know what they are about.
+ You who fight with God's sword
+ For the good of your kind--
+ You can never afford
+ To leave these men behind.
+ If these women I've seen,
+ Should be pelted or cursed,
+ I would step in between--
+ I would take the blow first.
+ They who draw souls above
+ From the depths lowest down,
+ Will not fail of God's love
+ Or to shine in His crown."
+
+ [Illustration: THE SALVATION ARMY.]
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[THE MARCH OF THE CHILDREN.]
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ List to the sound of the drumming!
+ Gaily the children are coming;
+ Sweet as the smile of a fairy,
+ Fresh as the blossoms they carry.
+ Pride of the parents who love them,
+ Pure as the azure above them,
+ Free as the winds that caress them,
+ Bright as the sunbeams that bless them.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ List to the voice-echoes ringing!
+ Sweeter than birds they are singing;
+ Thoughts that to virtue invite them,
+ Wed unto airs that delight them.
+ Truths that their future will cherish,
+ Soul-planted, never to perish!
+ Only to senses completer,
+ Heaven's choicest music were sweeter!
+
+ Virtue, unconscious and pretty,
+ Walks through the streets of the city;
+ See the gay bannerets flying,
+ Mottoes and titles undying;
+ Truths dearly hallowed and olden,
+ Braided in strands that are golden;
+ Words for the spirit's desiring,
+ Sentences sweetly inspiring!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ When, in a voice of caressing,
+ Christ gave the children His blessing,
+ 'Twas not for one generation--
+ But for each epoch and nation.
+ So through the present it lingers,
+ Shed from His bountiful fingers;
+ So unto these it is given--
+ Types of the angels in Heaven.
+
+
+
+
+TRAVEL.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+NOVEMBER 1, 18--.
+
+ It's quite the thing to "travel" nowadays
+ (Although I do not think it _always_ pays),
+ And see if distant ground in general looks
+ As mentioned in the papers and in books.
+ I find, in sifting what few facts I know,
+ Three ways of realizing things are so:
+ First, when you're told them in such trusty shape
+ That square belief isn't easy to escape.
+ (There's lots of people--this town wouldn't hold them--
+ Who don't know much excepting what is told them.)
+ Second, what you've put on some mental shelf,
+ By having seen and understood yourself.
+ (How well we know things witnessed, largely lies
+ On how much brain there is behind our eyes.)
+ The third way is the surest and the best
+ (Though sometimes painful, it must be confessed):
+ It's where a truth has whipped the earth with you,
+ Until you _feel_, from head to foot, 'tis true.
+ I think, sometimes, when all is said and done,
+ Feeling is all the senses joined in one.
+
+ _We're_ going to travel!--not so very far
+ As our new friends, the Fitzcumnoodles, are,
+ Who cannot read their social title's clear
+ Unless they ride twelve thousand miles a year,
+ (I told them, with a philosophic smile,
+ That travelling shouldn't be measured by the mile.)
+ But we shall take a little trip, to-morrow,
+ With some spare time that wife's contrived to borrow,
+ To where George Washington laid out a town
+ That several centuries won't see tumbled down!
+ A city which, with all the sneaking sinners
+ That come down there to steal their daily dinners,
+ And all the human insects hovering nigh,
+ Such as swarm thick wherever good things lie,
+ And spite of all the bad weeds growing round,
+ Has always _some_ good folks upon the ground,
+ And will be head-piece of the greatest nation
+ That ever helped spruce up the Lord's plantation.
+
+ The Fitzcumnoodles, through their daughter Maud,
+ Inform us that we ought to go abroad;
+ The Clancdenancies, we have lately learned,
+ From an extended trip have just returned;
+ And so my eldest daughter, Isabel,
+ Who knows Miss Clanc, etc., very well,
+ Called on her in the progress of a walk,
+ And had a pleasant little travel-talk;
+ And after coming home misspent her time
+ In putting what she heard there into rhyme
+ And--lost it--not by accident, I fear;
+ I'll paste the "conversation" right in here:
+
+
+HER TOUR.
+
+ Yes, we've been travelling, my dear,
+ Three months, or such a matter,
+ And it's a blessing to get clear
+ Of all the clash and clatter!
+ Ah! when I look the guide-book through,
+ And see each queer place in there,
+ 'Tis hard to make it seem quite true
+ That I myself have been there!
+
+ Our voyage? Oh, of course 'twas gay--
+ Delightful! splendid! glorious!
+ We spurned the shore--we sped away--
+ We rode the waves victorious.
+ The first mate's mustache was so grand!
+ The ocean sweet, though stormy
+ (I was so sick I could not stand,
+ But papa saw it for me).
+
+ At Queenstown we saw land once more--
+ Ground never looked so pretty!
+ We took a steam-car near the shore
+ For some light-sounding city.
+ A very ordinary stone
+ We had to kiss at Blarney;
+ The beggars wouldn't let us alone
+ That half-day at Killarney!
+
+ The Giants' Causeway? 'Tis arranged
+ With no regard to science;
+ It must somehow of late have changed--
+ At least we saw no giants.
+ Some little funny scrubs of folks
+ Sold pictures, and were merry;
+ The men were full of yarns and jokes,
+ The women barefoot--very.
+
+ Old Scotland? Yes, all in our power
+ We did there to be thorough;
+ We stopped in Glasgow one whole hour,
+ Then straight to "Edin_borough_."
+ At Abbotsford we made a stay
+ Of half an hour precisely.
+ (The ruins all along the way
+ Were ruined very nicely.)
+
+ We "did" a mountain in the rain,
+ And left the others undone,
+ Then took the "Flying Scotchman" train.
+ And came by night to London.
+ Long tunnels somewhere on the line
+ Made sound and darkness deeper;
+ No; English scenery is not fine,
+ Viewed from a Pullman sleeper.
+
+ Oh, Paris! Paris! Paris! 'tis
+ No wonder, dear, that you go
+ So far into the ecstasies
+ About that Victor Hugo!
+ He paints the city, high and low,
+ With faithful pen and ready
+ (I think, my dear, I ought to know--
+ We drove there two hours steady).
+
+ Through Switzerland by train. Yes, I
+ Enjoyed it, in a measure;
+ But still the mountains are too high
+ To see with any pleasure.
+ Their tops--they made my neck quite stiff,
+ Just stretching up to view them;
+ And folks are very foolish if
+ They clamber clear up to them!
+
+ Rome, Venice, Naples, and the Rhine?
+ We did them--do not doubt it;
+ This guide-book here is very fine--
+ 'Twill tell you all about it.
+ We've saved up Asia till next year,
+ If business gets unravelled;
+ What! going? Come again; and, dear,
+ I will not seem so travelled.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WASHINGTON, _November 3, 18--._
+
+ _We're_ travelling, and we're here! and what a town!
+ I own, it picks me up and sets me down!
+ I thought I had some idea of the place,
+ And what its corporation lines embrace;
+ I'd read the county papers every week,
+ Which seldom failed "From Washington" to speak;
+ I'd travelled through these streets by photograph,
+ And, with Imagination for a staff,
+ Had wandered round, in little trips disjointed,
+ Even where the artist's brass gun has not pointed;
+ And so I said, "Though I wouldn't like to miss it,
+ 'Twill be a good deal like a second visit."
+
+ But 'tisn't an easy perpetrated scheme
+ To prophesy how anything will seem.
+ This city's new to me--I do not doubt it--
+ As if I'd never heard a word about it!
+ There's something in these white-clothed buildings' glare,
+ And something even in the very air,
+ And in the great variety of faces,
+ Bearing the ear-marks of a thousand places,
+ And in that monument that reaches high--
+ The farthest stone has climbed into the sky,
+ And in that dome, whose kingly size and height
+ Contrive, where'er you are, to keep in sight--
+ From these, and several hundred other things
+ This nation's lead-horse city at you flings,
+ You feel as if you'd stepped, through many a mile,
+ Into another planet for a while!
+
+ But men too weary to hold up their heads
+ Are apt to bless the man[7] who first made beds;
+ Then, having found one, and reclined within it,
+ Forget about him in just half a minute.
+ So I'll let Morpheus (who is at me winking)
+ Do the remainder of this evening's thinking.
+
+ [7] Or woman--let due praise to her be paid;
+ A bed is never made until 'tis _made_.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+AT THE SUMMIT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
+
+ Look North! A white-clad city fills
+ This valley to its sloping hills;
+ Here gleams the modest house of white,
+ The statesman's longed-for, dizzy height.
+ Beyond, a pledge of love to one
+ Who in two lands was Freedom's son--
+ The holder of an endless debt--
+ Our nation's brother, Lafayette.
+ But yonder lines of costly homes
+ And bristling spires and swelling domes,
+ And far away the spreading farms
+ Where thrift displays substantial charms,
+ And hamlets creeping out of sight,
+ And cities full of wealth and might,
+ Must own the fatherhood of him
+ Whose glory Time can never dim.
+ All who can reckon Freedom's worth
+ Would write across this whole broad earth,
+ With pen dipped in the golden sun,
+ The magic name of Washington!
+ If we can keep the rules he gave
+ This land he more than fought to save,
+ Our future fame will glisten forth
+ Grand as the winter-lighted North!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Illustration: FROM THE MONUMENT.]
+
+ Look South!--where, in its coat of gray,
+ The broad Potomac creeps away,
+ And seeks the blue of distant skies;
+ But pauses where the great chief lies
+ Within his humble, hallowed tomb,
+ Amid Mount Vernon's deathless bloom.
+ As glides this stream, great corse, past thee,
+ First to the bay, and then the sea,
+ So flowed thy life to rural rest,
+ Ere thou wast Heaven's eternal guest.
+ Oh strong, high man! whose patriot heart
+ Climbed from all common greeds apart;
+ To whom men's selfish ways were small,
+ As from this tower, serenely tall
+ (Built that all years thy fame may know),
+ Men look while creeping there below!
+ How weak was power to thy clear gaze,
+ Builder of nations joined in one,
+ Kindler of splendors still to blaze,
+ Finder of glories just begun!
+ Live on, great sleeper! as this stone,
+ Highest from earth that man has known,
+ So shall be ranked thy solid worth,
+ Highest of heroes on the earth!
+ Happy, secure, and cherished name,
+ Love is the pillar of thy fame;
+ Thy praise comes from each patriot's mouth,
+ Warm as the sunbeams of the South!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Look East! The Nation's castle walls
+ Spread out in massive beauty now;
+ Their lofty dome and pictured halls
+ In homage to this summit bow.
+ Oh, well that from these palaced lands
+ The marble spire obeisance win;
+ But for the one for whom it stands,
+ This chieftain-town had never been!
+ Yon plot, so full of brain and will,
+ Had staid a bleak and lonely hill!
+ If at five thousand dizzy feet
+ This shaft the whirling clouds could meet,
+ Until our gaze for miles, might be,
+ To the uncrowned but royal sea,
+ 'Twere not too much of honor then,
+ To grant our crownless king of men.
+ You who the Nation's laws indite,
+ Look to this summit's honest white,
+ Where, throned on walls that must endure,
+ Pure fame entreats you to be pure;
+ Until our glory be increased,
+ Like sunbeams from the dazzling East!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Look West! There lie the hilly fields
+ Where brothers fought through days of dread,
+ Where mothers brooded o'er their dead,
+ And soil the thrift of carnage yields;
+ Where cannon roared and bullets sung,
+ Till every hillock had a tongue.
+ O Nation being and to be,
+ That silent blood speaks loud to thee!
+ God grant, if e'er our guns again
+ Must tear the quivering flesh of men,
+ The leaden hail-storm may be pressed
+ Against some foul invader's breast--
+ Against some alien tribe and zone--
+ And not, as then, to kill our own!
+ May all the fruitful strifes of peace
+ The thrilling bonds of love increase;
+ May yonder orb, in his quick change
+ From mountain range to mountain range,
+ From valley to rich valley o'er,
+ From river shore to river shore,
+ From wave to wave--may yonder sun
+ One Nation count, and only one;
+ Until he dips his fiery crest
+ Into the ocean of the West!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Look up! The phantom clouds of gray--
+ Grim ghosts of storm--have passed away;
+ The veiling of the sky is done,
+ And downward shines the welcome sun.
+ He kindles grand and peaceful fires
+ Upon the city's domes and spires;
+ He sends his strong magnetic glow
+ Through yonder moving throngs below.
+ Thou art, O sky serene and clear,
+ A symbol of our country here!
+ What land in all this world of pain,
+ This earth, where millions toil in vain,
+ Where famine, pestilence, and strife
+ Play careless games with human life,
+ Where Superstition clouds the soul,
+ And heartless brains sad hearts control--
+ What country, framed in frost or flowers,
+ Can see so clear a sky as ours?
+ Peace throws her mantle, broad and free,
+ O'er all who peaceable will be;
+ Plenty her sheltering flag doth wave
+ O'er those who will but toil and save;
+ Enlightenment each day shall rise
+ For all who do not cloud their eyes;
+ While Liberty from every race
+ Has made this land a refuge-place.
+ Let our deep thanks forever fly
+ Far as the reaches of the sky!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Note-book._]
+
+NOVEMBER 5, 18--.
+
+ Went to Mount Vernon; and I wouldn't have lost
+ That trip, for fifteen hundred times its cost!
+ Those farm-lands sleeping in the autumn sun;
+ The house HE slept in when his work was done;
+ The trees he planted with his own brave hand,
+ That set out Freedom's trees all o'er the land:
+ The humble tomb he lies in, which--like me--
+ Pilgrims from all the world have come to see:
+ These look up in one's eyes and sadly smile,
+ And preach a funeral sermon all the while!
+ Even the river-boats upon their way
+ Toll bells, as if he'd died that very day!
+ And through it all this precept may be traced:
+ The noblest men are simplest in their taste.
+
+ I've read how grand, Napoleon's tomb is made,
+ And all the surface-honors to him paid;
+ But I don't think the people that come there
+ Bring any heartfelt sympathy to spare;
+ While every true-brained patriot, night and morn,
+ Thanks God for letting Washington be born!
+
+ While I was standing, hat off, at the tomb,
+ A youth approached, three-quarters made of bloom;
+ And with his hat perched on his close-sheared head,
+ And smoking a small white cigar, he said:
+ "Sirrh, would you kindly just enlighten me
+ As to where Gawge cut down the cherry-tree?"
+ Said I, "Young man, just please at once disgorge
+ The fool-idea of calling that man 'George;'
+ His body, mind, and soul were firmly set
+ Higher, no doubt, than you will ever get.
+ He isn't the man, though lying dead, 'tis true,
+ When friends are near, to be half-named by you.
+ Take off your hat, and bow; if you rebel,
+ I'll get a cherry switch and trounce you well."
+
+ He looked at me a moment in surprise,
+ And mutiny stood foremost in his eyes;
+ But I was quite indignant, and could feel
+ The blood of Bunker Hill all through me steal.
+ I said, "One minute more will be allowed;"
+ The fine young man took off his hat, and bowed.
+
+ Irreverence is the fashion, nowadays,
+ And shows itself in good and evil ways;
+ Its mission is legitimate and clear
+ In cases where there's nothing to revere;
+ But they who use it must be judgment-fixed,
+ And not get reverend and unreverend _mixed_.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Through these broad streets do I fly--
+ Furlongs and miles I defy,
+ Till the "magnificent distance"
+ Vanishes out of existence.
+ Let me with pencil prolong
+ Strains of the Bicycler's Song:
+
+
+[THE SILENT WHEEL.]
+
+ Good-morning, good Pedestrian--I'm glad to see you out;
+ The day is full of healthfulness, the birds are all about;
+ There is a quiet breeziness in all the pleasant air--
+ I hope this happy exercise will drive away your care.
+ For I am a pedestrian--
+ A very good pedestrian--
+ And all the glowing benefit of walking I can share;
+ Although I tread the atmosphere, and do not touch the ground,
+ I greet you as a brother, sir, wherever you are bound.
+ But my impatient lady-love in yonder town doth wait;
+ I wish you better company, and strike a swifter gait.
+
+ Good-morning, good Equestrian--a noble steed you ride;
+ I do not seem to frighten him, so here is by your side.
+ It is a feast of happiness to smoothly bound along,
+ With sturdy muscles under you, and footing swift and strong.
+ For I am an equestrian--
+ A very fair equestrian--
+ With bugle blast of melody and unassuming song;
+ And all the thrilling ecstacy of horsemanship I feel,
+ Although the nag I ride upon was bred of burnished steel.
+ But his impatience urges me to swifter gait than you,
+ And so I wish you pleasure, sir, and bid a kind adieu.
+
+ Good-morning, Mr. Racer, you've a trotter that is fine;
+ I never would disparage him, or say too much of mine;
+ Your horse is full of mettle, sir, and bravely draws his load;
+ It must be pure deliciousness to speed him on the road.
+ But I am quite a racing man--
+ A modest, humble racing man--
+ Though small is my solicitude upon the turf bestowed;
+ And if you have anxiety to try a little race,
+ I'll undertake, with courtesy, to give you second place;
+ But if the first you take from me, and it be fairly earned,
+ I'll hope that on some future day the tables may be turned.
+
+ Good-morning, Mr. Carriageer, you have an easy ride;
+ Those cushions are luxurious, and pleasantly you glide!
+ 'Tis very good and fortunate, if one be tired or ill,
+ To calmly call his carriage out, and travel as he will.
+ But I, sir, keep my carriage, too--
+ A very pleasant carriage, too--
+ Though it is not the easy one that _your_ desire would fill;
+ It carries me in comfort over many a pleasant mile,
+ And all my best acquaintances are suited with its style.
+ 'Tis with a blithe economy establishments are run,
+ With driver, footman, passenger, and horses--all in one!
+
+ Good-morning, fellow Wheelmen; here's a warm, fraternal hand,
+ As with a rush of victory we sweep across the land!
+ If some may be dissatisfied to view the way we ride,
+ We only wish their majesties could wander by our side!
+ For we are good philanthropists--
+ Unqualified philanthropists--
+ And would not have _our_ happiness to any one denied.
+ We claim a great utility that daily must increase;
+ We claim for inactivity a bright and grand release;
+ A constant mental, physical, and moral help we feel,
+ Which makes us turn enthusiasts, and bless the silent wheel!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+NOVEMBER 20, 18--.
+
+ It's quite a show, and strikes me a good deal--
+ How many ride around here on a wheel;
+ The streets are graded very smooth and nice,
+ And make this town the wheelman's paradise.
+ A brother-farmer--neighbor, once, to me--
+ Who's down here, like myself, to hear and see,
+ Told me, last night, before we "doused the glim,"
+ How a young wheel-chap got the start of him.
+ 'Twould skip my memory, maybe, if I'd let it;
+ I'll put it down here so I sha'n't forget it.
+
+
+
+[FARMER AND WHEEL; OR, THE NEW LOCHINVAR.]
+
+I.
+
+ I was hoein' in my corn-field, on a spring day, just at noon,
+ An' a hearkin' in my stomach for the dinner-trumpet's tune,
+ An' reflectin', when my daughter should be married, 'twould be best
+ She should take Josiah Baker's son, who jines me on the west,
+ An' consolidate our acres into one immense abode,
+ When my hired man says, "By ginger, look a-yender down the road!"
+
+ "Well," I says, "my goodness gracious! things _is_ rather overgrown,
+ When a buggy-wheel gets loosened, an' goes runnin' 'round alone."
+ But my man he says, "By mustard!" (as the critter nearer came)
+ "Don't you see that there's a feller on a-straddle of the same?"
+ An' it _was_ as nice a shaver as you'd see 'most any day,
+ Who was travellin' through the country in that unexpected way.
+
+ He was rather young an' han'some, an' as smilin' as you please,
+ An' his pants they signed a contract with his stockin's at the knees;
+ An' he had a pair o' treadles some'at underneath his seat,
+ So's to run the queer contraption, by a-workin' of his feet;
+ An' the sun descended on it, in a manner warm an' bright;
+ 'Twas as sing'lar as a circus, an' an interestin' sight.
+
+ When, as fate was bound to have it, on that quite partic'lar morn,
+ There was somethin' was the matter with my folks's dinner-horn;
+ Ah! the hired girl, when she tried to, couldn't blow it very well,
+ For to call us in to dinner--so she sent my daughter Belle:
+ Who came up just at that minute--nice a girl as could be found:
+ An' this fellow looked her over, an' came smashin' to the ground.
+
+ Smash to bang he came a-floppin'--wheel an' stockin's, pants an' all;
+ An' I run to him, remarking "You have caught a dreadful fall."
+ An' my daughter hovered round him, tremblin' with her she alarms,
+ Lookin' just as if she would like to some'at take him in her arms;
+ But he glanced up, faintly smilin', an' he gaspin'ly replied,
+ "I am only hurt intern'lly" (which I s'pose he meant inside).
+
+ An' we packed him on the stone-boat, an' then drove him to the house
+ An' he lay there on the sofa, still an' quiet as a mouse;
+ An' he would not have a doctor; but he called my daughter Belle,
+ An' then laughed an' chatted with her, like a person gettin' well;
+ An' along late in the evenin', I suppose, he went away;
+ For he wasn't there next mornin', an' Belle hadn't a word to say.
+
+ An' he left two silver dollars in an easy-noticed spot,
+ For to pay us for his passage on the stone-boat, like as not;
+ An' 'twas quite enough equivalent for his transitory stay;
+ But whate'er he might have left us, still he carried more away;
+ For my daughter Belle grew absent, glanced at every sound she heard,
+ And Josiah Baker junior couldn't get a civil word.
+
+II.
+
+ I was workin' in my meadow, on a blazin' summer's day,
+ When my son-in-law by contract came a-runnin' 'cross the way,
+ An' remarked, "It's been the bargain--for how long I needn't tell--
+ That these two farms should be married--as should also me an' Belle;
+ An' how much the indications indicate that that'll be,
+ If you'll come down here a minute, you will have a chance to see."
+
+ [Illustration: "AND HE STOOD THERE, LIKE A COLONEL, WITH HER
+ TREMBLING ON HIS ARM."]
+
+ An' he led me 'cross the fallow, underneath some picnic trees,
+ Where my gal an' that wheel fellow sat as cosy as you please;
+ An' she'd put some flowers an' ribbons on the wheel, to make a show,
+ An' they'd been a-shakin' hands there, an' forgotten to let go;
+ An' she sort o' made a chair-back of the fellow's other arm,
+ With no 'parent recollection of Josiah Baker's farm.
+
+ Then we walked around front of 'em, an' I says, "Your very fine;
+ But this gal that you are courtin' is Josiah's gal an' mine;
+ You're a mighty breechy critter, an' are trespassin' all round;
+ Why, this very grove you sit in is Josiah's father's ground."
+ Then he rose up, stiff an' civil, an' helped Belle across the stile,
+ Also put the masheen over, with a queer but quiet smile;
+
+ An' he stood there, like a colonel, with her tremblin' on his arm,
+ An' remarked, "I beg your pardon, if I've done you any harm.
+ But so far as 'trespass' matters, I've relieved you of that load,
+ Since the place I now am standing is, I think, the public road.
+ And this very sweet young lady, you in one sense yours may call,
+ But she's mine, sir, in another--and Josiah's not at all.
+
+ "I'll escort this lady home, sir, leave my wheel here in your care,
+ And come back in fifteen minutes to arrange the whole affair.
+ And please do not touch the 'cycle'--'tis as yet without a flaw,
+ And I do not want a quarrel with my future father-in-law;
+ If this Mr. Baker junior follows up his glances, though,
+ With his fingers, I will thrash him till he thinks his cake is dough."
+
+ Then he left us both suspectin' that he'd rather got the start,
+ An' the acres of the daddies seemed increasin'ly apart;
+ An' we didn't wait to see him; but, with one impatient jerk,
+ We shook our heads in concert, an' went back unto our work;
+ An' I couldn't help reflectin'--"He is steady like, an' cool,
+ An' that wheel may be a folly, but it didn't bring a fool."
+
+III.
+
+ I was on my stoop a-restin', on a hazy autumn day,
+ Rather drowsy from a dinner that had just been stowed away,
+ And regrettin'--when old Baker's an' my homestead jined in one.
+ That he wasn't to furnish daughter, an' I wasn't to furnish son,
+ So's to have my name continued, 'stead of letting it go down,
+ When Josiah Baker junior came a drivin' home from town.
+
+ An' a little ways behind him came that wheel scamp, ridin' hard,
+ An' they both to once alighted, an' come walkin' through the yard;
+ When, as fate was bound to have it, also came my daughter Belle,
+ From a visit in some neighbor's, lookin' very sweet an' well;
+ An' they stood there all together--that 'ere strange, dissimilar three,
+ An' remained in one position--lookin' steady down at me.
+
+ Then Josiah spoke up loudly, in a kind o' sudden pet,
+ "If this gal an' I's to marry, it is time the day was set;
+ For that one-wheel feller's always 'round here courtin', on the fly,
+ An' they say she rides out with him, in the night-time, on the sly.
+ Father'll give us board an' victuals, you can give her land an' dower,
+ Wherefore, if she wants to have me, please to set the day an' hour."
+
+ Then the wheel scamp spoke up quiet, but as if the words he meant,
+ "_I_ would like to wed your daughter, an' have come for your consent.
+ She is very dear to me, sir, when we walk or when we ride,
+ And, I think, is not unwilling to become my cherished bride.
+ I can give her love and honor, and I ask of you no dower;
+ Wherefore, please bestow your blessing; _we_ have set the day and hour."
+
+ Then I might have told my daughter that _she_ now could have the floor,
+ An' remarked that on this question there should be just one speech more;
+ But I rendered my decision in a flame of righteous rage,
+ An' I shouted, "You'd no business for to court or to engage!
+ This 'ere gal has long been spoke for; an' you'll please to clamber on
+ Your old hind-wheel of a buggy, an' forevermore be gone!"
+
+ Then he picked up Belle quite sudden, an' made swiftly for the gate,
+ An' I formed a move to stop 'em, but was most perplexin' late;
+ He had fixed a small side-saddle on his everlastin' wheel,
+ So that she could ride behind him (clingin' 'round him a good deal);
+ An' straight down the Beebe turnpike, like a pair o' birds they flew
+ Towards a preacher's who had married almost every one he knew.
+
+ [Illustration: CHASING THE BICYCLE.]
+
+ "Stop 'em! head 'em! chase 'em! catch 'em!" I commanded, very vexed;
+ "They'll be hustlin' off our daughters on a streak o' lightnin', next!"
+ An' we took Josiah's wagon, an' his old gray spavined mare,
+ An' proceeded for to chase 'em, with no extra time to spare;
+ An' Josiah whipped an' shouted, it was such a dismal pinch,
+ An' kept just so far behind 'em, but we couldn't gain an inch!
+
+ Down the turnpike road we rattled; an' some fellows loudly cried,
+ "Go it, Baker, or you'll lose her! ten to one upon the bride!"
+ An' I fumed an' yelled an' whistled, an' commanded them to halt,
+ An' the fact we couldn't catch 'em wasn't Josiah Baker's fault;
+ But he murmured, "I am makin' father's mare into a wreck,
+ Just to see my gal a-huggin' round another feller's neck!"
+
+ An' they rushed into that preacher's, maybe twenty rods ahead,
+ An' before I reached the altar all their marriage-vows was said;
+ An' I smashed in wildly, just as they was lettin' go o' han's,
+ An' remarked, in tones of sternness, "I hereby forbid the banns!"
+ While Josiah Baker junior close behind me meekly came,
+ Sayin', "Were my father present, he would doubtless do the same!"
+
+ But they turned to me a-smilin', an' she hangin' on his arm,
+ An' he said, "I beg your pardon; let Josiah have the farm.
+ We've accomplished the sweet object for which we so long have striven,
+ And, as usual in such cases, are prepared to be forgiven."
+ An' the whole thing seemed so funny, when I thought of it a while,
+ That I looked 'em both all over, an' then blessed 'em with a smile.
+
+ Then Josiah Baker junior took his spavined mare for home,
+ An' 'twas difficult decidin' which indulged the most in foam;
+ An' he said, "I'll drive alone, sir, if the same you do not mind;
+ An' your son an' daughter Wheeler maybe'll take you up behind."
+ An' he yelled, while disappearing with a large smile on his mouth.
+ "I kin git a gal whose father jines my father on the south!"
+
+IV.
+
+ I was workin' in my wood-house on a snowy winter day,
+ An' reflectin' on a letter that had lately come our way,
+ How that Belle had every blessin' that a married gal could need,
+ An' had bought her two twin daughters a small-sized velocipede,
+ When the thought came stealin' through me, "Well, so far as I can see,
+ In the line of love an' lovin', what's to be is apt to be."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NOVEMBER 21, 18--.
+
+ Went into Congress for a little spell,
+ Where everything seemed going pretty well;
+ But all through boyhood's easy-moulding day
+ I'd heard so much of Webster and of Clay,
+ That, though they had been dead for many a year,
+ I thought at least by proxy they'd appear.
+ It was a disappointment, I declare:
+ Daniel or Henry--neither one was there!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NEW YORK, _January_ 1, 18--.
+
+ Got back from several cities; and it looks
+ As if the things we've seen would fill ten books!
+ Some time I'll write our wanderings to and fro;
+ It's a large job: I'll have to take it slow.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[ONLY A BOX.]
+
+
+ Only a box, secure and strong,
+ Rough, and wooden, and six feet long,
+ Lying here in the drizzling rain,
+ Waiting to take the up-bound train.
+
+ [Illustration: "ONLY A BOX, SECURE AND STRONG,
+ ROUGH AND WOODEN, AND SIX FEET LONG."]
+
+ Only its owner, just inside,
+ Cold, and livid, and glassy-eyed;
+ Little to him if the train be late!
+ Nothing has he to do but wait.
+
+ Only an open grave, somewhere,
+ Heady to close when he gets there;
+ Turfs and grasses and flowerets sweet,
+ Ready to press him 'neath their feet.
+
+ Only a band of friends at home,
+ Waiting to see the traveller come;
+ Naught he will tell of distant lands;
+ He cannot even press their hands.
+
+ He has no stories weird and bright,
+ He has no gifts for a child's delight;
+ He did not come with anything;
+ He had not even himself to bring.
+
+ Yet they will softly him await,
+ And he will move about in state;
+ They will give him, when he appears,
+ Love, and pity, and tender tears.
+
+ Only a box, secure and strong,
+ Rough and wooden, and six feet long;
+ Angels guide that soulless breast
+ Into a long and peaceful rest!
+
+
+
+
+HOME.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+
+JULY 1, 18--.
+
+ Back to the old, old homestead!--isn't it queer!
+ But stranger things than that have happened here:
+ The old farm, after giving oil by stream,
+ (Until the world itself would almost seem
+ About to lose its progress smooth and true,
+ And creak upon its axis, first we knew),
+ Closed business in the twinkling of an eye,
+ And every blessed well we had went dry!
+ Then all the oil-springs that my neighbors had
+ The example followed--be it good or bad;
+ And the whole region round here, high and low,
+ So full of wealth a few short months ago--
+ And men, to get their circumstances oiled--
+ Is now poor farm-land, pretty nearly spoiled!
+ The little town a mile away from here,
+ Where we sold eggs and butter many a year,
+ (And feared the neighbors' hens might over-lay,
+ And glut the market some sad Saturday),
+ From a few grown-up folks, a small child-crop,
+ A church, post-office, store, and blacksmith shop,
+ This village grew to be, within a year,
+ A town of fifteen thousand people clear.
+ It had its banks, its street-cars, and its gas,
+ And other wonders cities bring to pass;
+
+ Its house-yards sold for twice as much, I know,
+ As my old farm was worth three years ago.
+ But the town did not grow on brain or soil,
+ But floated on a hidden sea of oil,
+ Which ebbed away, one evening, on the sly,
+ And left "the city" stranded high and dry.
+ And now the place is crumbling to the gaze--
+ A modern ruin in these modern days:
+ No banks, no street-cars, no hotels in town--
+ The mansions have been burned or taken down.
+ It shows how soon all greatness is unmade
+ When once it gets upon the down-hill grade!
+
+ So we've come back to take our former farm,
+ Fix it up somehow, coax back its old charm,
+ And live here--by the city noise unstirred--
+ To cogitate on what we've seen and heard
+ While living in a bustle and a brawl
+ That sometimes hardly let us think at all.
+ The old house was kept whole in every part
+ (I had that put in writing on the start),
+ And though the farm seems very much as though
+ An earthquake had lived here a year or so,
+ We mean to try and make it seem, some week,
+ More as it did before it sprung a leak.
+
+ First thing I said, when home began to fit,
+ And thus afford us time to breathe a bit:
+ "We've been out to the city, now, my dear,
+ Let's bring a small part of the city here.
+ I'm going, on this very day, to send
+ For several children such as need a friend,
+ And have them come out here and get some air,
+ With room to turn around, and some to spare."
+
+ I wrote some men and women in the city,
+ Who give poor children help, as well as pity,
+ "Send out as many as you can afford!
+ And every one shall have a month's clean board,
+ And carry back, from out our plenteous store,
+ Enough to keep himself a fortnight more."
+
+ The first night that we sat expecting them,
+ I did what some whole families would condemn--
+ I moulded up my feelings into rhyme,
+ In something less than fifteen minutes' time,
+ Then voiced it to whoever would come near;
+ I'll put the imposition right in here:
+
+ [Illustration: "AND CARRY BACK, FROM OUT OUR PLENTEOUS STORE, ENOUGH
+ TO KEEP HIMSELF A FORTNIGHT MORE."]
+
+
+
+[LET THE CLOTH BE WHITE.]
+
+
+ Go set the table, Mary, an' let the cloth be white!
+ The hungry city children are comin' here to-night;
+ The children from the city, with features pinched an' spare,
+ Are comin' here to get a breath of God's untainted air.
+
+ They come from out the dungeons where they with want were chained;
+ From places dark an' dismal, by tears of sorrow stained;
+ From where a thousand shadows are murdering all the light:
+ Set well the table, Mary dear, an' let the cloth be white!
+
+ [Illustration: "THE HUNGRY CITY CHILDREN ARE COMING HERE
+ TO-NIGHT."]
+
+ They ha' not seen the daisies made for the heart's behoof;
+ They never heard the rain-drops upon a cottage roof;
+ They do not know the kisses of zephyr an' of breeze;
+ They never rambled wild an' free beneath the forest trees.
+
+ The food that they ha' eaten was spoiled by others' greeds;
+ The very air their lungs breathed was full o' poison seeds;
+ The very air their souls breathed was full o' wrong an' spite:
+ Go set the table, Mary dear, an' let the cloth be white!
+
+ The fragrant water-lilies ha' never smiled at them;
+ They never picked a wild-flower from off its dewy stem;
+ They never saw a greensward that they could safely pass
+ Unless they heeded well the sign that says "Keep off the grass."
+
+ God bless the men and women of noble brain an' heart,
+ Who go down in the folk-swamps an' take the children's part--
+ Those hungry, cheery children that keep us in their debt,
+ An' never fail to give us more of pleasure than they get!
+
+ Set well the table, Mary; let naught be scant or small;
+ The little ones are coming; have plenty for 'em all.
+ There's nothing we should furnish except the very best
+ To those that Jesus looked upon an' called to him an' blessed.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Oh, Home--restful home! theme of praise and of song!
+ Where the heart has its refuge, unfailing and strong;
+ Where the cares of the world sign a partial release,
+ And the soul can lie down to a sweet sleep of peace!
+ The mine whence we dig out affection's pure gold,
+ The fire where we warm our poor hearts when they're cold!
+ The grand, tender chorus, by love's fingers stirred,
+ Where all the sweet tones of the soul-life are heard!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ But he who in thy praises was sweetest and best--
+ Who wrote that great song full of soothing and rest--
+ "Through pleasures and palaces though we may roam,
+ Be it never so humble, there's no place like home"--
+ He who, in a moment unfettered by art,
+ Let that heavenly song fly from the nest of his heart,
+ He wandered the earth, all forgot and alone,
+ And ne'er till he died had a home of his own!
+ He wandered the earth at his own dreary will,
+ And carried his great heavy heart with him still;
+ He carried his great heavy heart o'er the road,
+ With no one to give him a lift with his load;
+ And wherever he went, with his lone, dreary tread,
+ He found that his sweet song had flown on ahead!
+ He heard its grand melodies' chimes o'er and o'er,
+ From great bands that played at the palace's door;
+ He heard its soft tones through the cottages creep,
+ From fond mothers singing their babies to sleep;
+ But he wandered the earth, all forgot and alone,
+ And ne'er till in Heaven had a home of his own!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Of course--be it said to the poor fellow's shame--
+ There was no one on earth but himself he could blame.
+ God meant, when he made this world cheerful and bright,
+ Then looked it all over and said 'twas all right,
+ Then stole Adam's rib while he lay fast asleep,
+ And when he awoke gave it to him to keep--
+ He meant that this world, as he gazed on it there,
+ Should blossom with homes, rich and radiant and fair;
+ That his chain of love-gold, flung from Heaven's glittering dome,
+ Should be forged into links, and each link be a home!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Illustration: "HE HEARD ITS SOFT TONES THROUGH THE COTTAGES CREEP,
+ FROM FOND MOTHERS SINGING THEIR BABIES TO SLEEP."]
+
+ This Adam and Eve more advantages carried,
+ Than any _young_ couple that ever was married.
+ They'd a nice, cozy home, unencumbered and free,
+ Save a slight reservation on one little tree;
+ They toiled not and sweat not in tilling their lands:
+ Their orchards were trimmed by invisible hands;
+ They were bothered by no tailors' bills over-due;
+ Their dress-makers' bills were quite moderate, too;
+ No tax-ghost each year their scared domicile haunted,
+ To find out how much more they owned than they wanted;
+ In sooth this young pair more advantages carried
+ Than any _young_ couple that ever was married!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ And if, when Eve spied that large serpent one day,
+ She had acted the usual feminine way,
+ And piercingly screamed, and run, reckless and blind,
+ As if Satan were only two minutes behind,
+ Then Adam, man-like, had soothed sweetly her fright,
+ Saying, "What do you fear? 'tisn't poison; 'twon't bite;"
+ Then, catching a club, he had towered up above it,
+ And promptly had pounded the devil out of it,
+ 'Twould have saved some hot tears, some hard toil, some disgrace,
+ And been a great thing for the whole human race.
+ But they treated him kindly, and gave him his say,
+ And 'twas not very long ere himself was to pay.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Since then this same Satan, whatever befalls,
+ Is noted for making his family calls;
+ Some families--shame on the impudent wretch!--
+ He stays with at times for a week at a stretch;
+ And some it would seem as if, pleased with the fare,
+ He had taken his permanent residence there!
+ But when to his dear friends these visits he makes,
+ He doesn't always come in the persons of snakes.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ So the Science of Home is the chiefest of all:
+ To ward off these dangers that ever befall;
+ To beat back these devils of discord and sin,
+ That always are striving to steal their way in;
+ To use all the means God hath placed in our sight,
+ To keep our homes innocent, happy, and bright;
+ For a home that rejoices in love's saving leaven,
+ Comes deliciously nigh to the splendors of Heaven!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Still through the city I wander;
+ Still do I study and ponder;
+ But with no loneliness round me;
+ Severed--the black cords that bound me!
+ No more my spirit is weary;
+ I have a home, bright and cheery;
+ Full of love's sweet, saving leaven:
+ Home is the daughter of Heaven.
+
+
+
+
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+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;">
+<img src="images/illus01.jpg" width="365" height="600" alt="&quot;THESE ARE THE SPIRES THAT WERE GLEAMING.&quot;" title="These are the spires that were gleaming." />
+<p class="caption">&quot;THESE ARE THE SPIRES THAT WERE GLEAMING.&quot;<a name="Frontispiece" id="Frontispiece"></a></p>
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+<h1>CITY BALLADS</h1>
+
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+<h2>WILL CARLETON</h2>
+<div class="center">AUTHOR OF "FARM BALLADS" "FARM LEGENDS" "FARM FESTIVALS"<br />
+"YOUNG FOLKS' CENTENNIAL RHYMES" ETC.</div>
+
+
+<div class="center"><i>ILLUSTRATED</i></div>
+
+
+<div class="center">NEW YORK<br />
+HARPER &amp; BROTHERS, FRANKLIN SQUARE</div>
+
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<div class="center">Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1885, by</div>
+
+<div class="center">HARPER &amp; BROTHERS,</div>
+
+<div class="center">In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington.</div>
+<hr style="width: 10%;" />
+
+<div class="center"><i>All rights reserved.</i></div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<div class="center">TO</div>
+
+<div class="center">ADÓRA</div>
+
+<div class="center">FRIEND, COMRADE, LOVER, WIFE</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 300px;">
+<img src="images/illus-004.jpg" width="300" height="122" alt="floral decoration" title="floral decoration" />
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>PREFACE.</h2>
+
+
+<p>When city people go among forests and hills, they drink in the fresh
+air and weird scenery of rural surroundings, with much more relish,
+enjoyment, and appreciation, than do the life-long residents they
+find there.</p>
+
+<p>For the same reason, the great drama of metropolitan existence falls
+most forcibly upon those just from the clear streams and green
+meadows of the country. Their impressions then are deeper, and their
+feelings more intense than if they were city born and bred.</p>
+
+<p>With the latter fact in view, this book is an effort to reproduce
+some of the effects of city scenes and character upon the intellect
+and imagination of two people from the country:</p>
+
+<p>First, a young student, who has travelled the well-beaten roads of a
+college course, but is just entering real life, and now for the
+first time walks the paved and palace-bordered streets of which he
+has heard and read so much.</p>
+
+<p>Second, an old farmer, with very little "book-learning," but a clear
+brain, a warm heart, and independent judgment, and a habit of
+philosophizing upon everything he sees, which habit he brings to the
+city, and applies to the strange facts he witnesses.</p>
+
+<p>These, with certain incidental thoughts and characters encountered
+and discussed, constitute the present work. It will be found, as
+intended, sketchy and suggestive rather than elaborate and complete.
+Note-books and diaries are designed, not so much for the history of
+a career or an event, as a light to the memory, a stimulus to the
+imagination, and a help to the heart.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It is the hope of the author that his book may perform those offices
+for you, his readers, and that it will rouse your pity of pain, your
+enjoyment of honest mirth, your hatred of sham and wrong, and your
+love and adoration of the Resolute and the Good, and their winsome
+child, the Beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>In which case he shakes hands with his large and loved constituency,
+and continues happy.</p>
+
+<p style="text-align:right">
+W. C.<br /></p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;</td><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Page</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">WEALTH</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_15">15</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">The Lovely Young Man</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_28">28</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">If I'd a Million Millions</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_35">35</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Farmer Stebbins on Rollers</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_40">40</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">WANT</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_46">46</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">That Swamp of Death</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_53">53</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">A Sewing-Girl's Diary</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_64">64</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">FIRE</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_75">75</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">When Prometheus Stole the Flame</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_77">77</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Flash: The Fireman's Story</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_79">79</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">How we Fought the Fire</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_84">84</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"<span class="smcap">You will Tell me Where is Conrad?</span>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_90">90</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">WATER</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_93">93</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">The Dead Stowaway</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_97">97</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">The Wedding of the Towns</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_102">102</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Farmer Stebbins at Ocean Grove</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_107">107</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">VICE</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_113">113</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">The Boy-convict's Story</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_115">115</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Farmer Stebbins on the Bowery</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_119">119</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Farmer Stebbins Ahead</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_124">124</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">The Slugging-match</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_130">130</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">VIRTUE</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_132">132</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">More Ways than One</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_136">136</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">The March of the Children</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_141">141</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">TRAVEL</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_143">143</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Her Tour</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_144">144</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">At the Summit of the Washington Monument</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_148">148</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">The Silent Wheel</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_155">155</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Farmer and Wheel; or, The New Lochinvar</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_157">157</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Only a Box</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_166">166</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">HOME</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_170">170</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Including</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Let the Cloth be White</span></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_172">172</a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span></p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>ILLUSTRATIONS.</h2>
+
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; </td><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Page</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>These are the spires that were gleaming</i>"</td><td align="left"><a href="#Frontispiece"><i>Frontispiece.</i></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>I saw tall derricks by the hundred rise</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_21">21</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>I reached my hand down for it and it stopped</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_29">29</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>When all to once the wheels departed suddenly above, an' took along my heels</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_43">43</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>Farmer Stebbins on Rollers</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_45">45</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Yes, it's straight and true, good preacher, every word that you have said</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_51">51</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the chimneys over there</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_54">54</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Oh, the air is pure and wholesome where some babies coo and rest, and they trim</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>them out with ribbons, and they feed them with the best</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_55">55</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Weary old man with the snow-drifted hair, not by your fault are you suffering there</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_59">59</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Is't the same girl that stood, one night, there in the wide hall's thrilling light?</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_65">65</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>And hateful hunger has come in</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_69">69</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>He begged that horse's pardon upon his bended knees</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_80">80</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Away he rushed like a cyclone for the head o'</i> '<i>Number Three</i>'"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_82">82</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Laid down in his harness</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_83">83</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>How we Fought the Fire</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_87">87</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Battered and bruised, forever abused, he lay by the moaning sea</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_99">99</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Miss Sunnyhopes she waded out</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_108">108</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Two inland noodles, for our first acquaintance with the sea</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_109">109</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>A-floating on her dainty back</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_110">110</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>I tried to kick this</i> '<i>lovely wave</i>'"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_110">110</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Heels over head&mdash;all in a bunch!</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_111">111</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>We voted that we'd had enough</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_111">111</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>To make four hundred dollars clear, an' help the children too</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_121">121</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>We come 'thin part of one of it</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_123">123</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>They 'put their heads together' in a new an' painful way</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_127">127</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>He makes himself a bigger fool than all the fools he makes</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_129">129</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>The Salvation Army</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_140">140</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>The March of the Children</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_141">141</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>From the Monument</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_149">149</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>And he stood there, like a colonel, with her trembling on his arm</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_159">159</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>Chasing the Bicycle</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_163">163</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>Only a box, secure and strong, rough and wooden, and six feet long</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_167">167</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>And carry back, from out our plenteous store, enough to keep himself a fortnight</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>more</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_172">172</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>The hungry city children are coming here to-night</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_173">173</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">"<i>He heard its soft tones through the cottages creep, from fond mothers singing their</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><i>babies to sleep</i>"</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_177">177</a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>CITY BALLADS.</h2>
+
+
+<h2>WEALTH.</h2>
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Here in The City I ponder,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Through its long pathways I wander.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">These are the spires that were gleaming<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">All through my juvenile dreaming.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This is The Something I heard, far away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When, at the close of a tired Summer day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Resting from work on the lap of a lawn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gazing to whither The Sun-god had gone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaving behind him his mantles of gold&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This is The Something by which I was told;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"Bend your head, dreamer, and listen&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Come to my splendors that glisten!<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Either to triumph they call you,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Or to what worst could befall you!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This is The Something that thrilled my desires,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the weird Morning had kindled his fires,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the gray city of clouds in the east<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lighted its streets as for pageant or feast,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Whisp'ring&mdash;my spirit elating&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"Come to me, boy, I am waiting!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bring me your muscle and spirit and brain&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here to my glory-strewn, ruin-strewn plain!"<br /></span></div>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i4">Treading the trough of the furrow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Digging where life-rootlets burrow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Blade of the food-harvest swinging,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In the barns toiling and singing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Breath of a hay-meadow smelling,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Forest-trees loving and felling&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where'er my spirit was turning,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Lived that mysterious yearning!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When in the old country school-house I conned<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Legends of life in the broad world beyond&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When in the trim hamlet-college I cast<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wondering glances at days that were past&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ever I longed for the walls and the streets,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the rich conflict that energy meets!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So I have come: but The City is great<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bearing me down like a brute with its weight.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So I have come: but The City is cold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I am lonelier now than of old.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Yet, 'tis the same restless story:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Even to fail here were glory!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Grand, to be part of this ocean<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of matter and mind and emotion!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Here flow the streams of endeavor,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Cityward trending forever.&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Wheat-stalks that tassel the field,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Harvests of opulent yield,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Grass-blades that fence with each other,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Flower-blossoms&mdash;sister and brother&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Roots that are sturdy and tender,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Stalks in your thrift and your splendor,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Mind that is fertile and daring,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Face that true beauty is wearing&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">All that is strongest and fleetest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">All that are dainty and sweetest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look to the domes and the glittering spires,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Waiting for you with majestic desires!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">List to The City's gaunt, thunderous roar,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Calling and calling for you evermore!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Long in the fields you may labor and wait&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You and your tribe may come early or late;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Beauty and excellence dwell and will dwell<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oft amid garden and moorland and fell;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Long generations may hold them,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Centuries oft can enfold them;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the rich City's they some time shall be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sure as the spring is the food of the sea.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">September 20, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wind in the south-west; weather wondrous fine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thermometer 'twixt seventy-eight and nine.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ground rather dry; sun flails us over-warm;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's most time for the equinoctial storm.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Family healthy as could be desired;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Except we're somewhat mind and body tired<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At moving over such a lengthy road,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And settling down here in our town abode,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wrestling with the pains that filter through one<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When he gives up an old home for a new one.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Old Calendar, you've always stood me true;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now I'll change works, and do the same by you!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You're just as good as when, with aching arm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I cleared and worked that eighty-acre farm!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And every night, in those hard, dear old days,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas one of my most unconditional ways,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When to my labors I had said Good-night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And recompensed my home-made appetite,<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And talked with Wife, and traded family views,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gathered all the latest township news,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And dealt my sons a sly fraternal hit,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And flirted with my daughters just a bit,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And through the papers tried my way to see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So the world shouldn't slip out from under me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As I was saying&mdash;in those sweet old days,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas one of my most unconditional ways,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To go to you, old book, before I'd sleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hand you over all the day to keep.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I gave you up what weather I could find,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Likewise the different phases of my mind;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What my hard hands from morn to night had done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And what my mind had been subsisting on;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What accidents had touched my brain with doubt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And what successes it had whittled out;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How well I had been able to control<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The weather fluctuations of my soul;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What progress or what failures I had made<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In spying round and stealing Nature's trade;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The seeds of actions planted long ago,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And whether they had blossomed out or no;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And oft, from what you of the past could tell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've learned to steer my future pretty well.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And now <span class="smcap">I'm rich</span> (who ever thought 'twould be!)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll stand by you, as you have stood by me;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And now I'm "City people"&mdash;having moved<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(My circumstances suddenly improved)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Into this town, with some quick-gotten pelf,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To educate my children and myself,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And give my wife, who has a pedigree,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A chance to flutter round her family tree,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And show her natural city airs and graces<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Which didn't "take" quite so well in country places)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now we are here, old fellow, while we stay<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll give you all the news from day to day.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I'll find the good that in this city lurks,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By regular, systematic, hard days' works;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll rummage fearless round amongst the harm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As when I hoed up thistles on my farm;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shake hands with Virtue, help Sin while I spurn it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And if there's anything to learn, I'll learn it.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">How little I suspected, by the way&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Scrambling for pennies in that patch of clay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The bare expenses of our lives to meet&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That waves of wealth were washing at my feet!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when my hard and rather lazy soil<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sprung a leak upward with petroleum-oil&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When, through the wonder in my glad old eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I saw tall derricks by the hundred rise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Flinging wealth at me with unceasing hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And turning to a mine my hard old land,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until it seemed as if the spell would hold<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till every blade of grass was turned to gold&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I felt, as never yet had come to me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How little round the curves of life we see;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or, in our rushings on, suspect or view<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What sort of stations we are coming to!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It brought a similar twinge&mdash;though not so bad&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As once, when losing every cent I had.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But still it could not shift my general views;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My mind didn't faint at one good piece of news.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I think I'd too much ballast 'neath my sail<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To be capsized by one good prosperous gale<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Same as I didn't lie down and give up all<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That other time, when tipped up by a squall).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I didn't go spreeing for my money's sake,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or with my business matters lie awake;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twould never do, as I informed my wife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To let a little money spoil our life!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And now I'm rich (who ever thought 'twould be!)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll look about, and see what I can see;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span><span class="i0">Appoint myself a visiting committee,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With power to act in all parts of the city;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Growl when I must, commend whene'er I can,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And lose no chance to help my fellow-man.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For he who joy on others' paths has thrown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Will find there's some left over for his own;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he who leads his brother toward the sky,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Will in the journey bring himself more nigh.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And what I see and think, in my own way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll tell to you, Old Calendar, each day;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And if I choose to do the same in rhyme,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What jury would convict me of a crime?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For every one, from palaces to attics,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Has caught, some time or other, <i>The Rhythmatics</i>.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Still through The City I ponder,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Still do I wonder and wander.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">City&mdash;unconscious descendant<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of olden-time cities resplendent!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Child of rich forefathers hoary,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Clad in their gloom and their glory!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dream I of you in the rich, mellow past,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Throbbing with life, and with Death overcast.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Thebes&mdash;not to you, crushed and ghastly and dumb,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Even the wreck-loving Ivy will come!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where stood your hundred broad, world-famous gates,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now a black Arab for charity waits.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not like this City&mdash;metropolis bold&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the whole world brings its goods and its gold!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Babylon&mdash;here the queen's gardens climbed high,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Painting their flowers on the blue of the sky:<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 396px;">
+<img src="images/illus02.jpg" width="396" height="600" alt="&quot;I SAW TALL DERRICKS BY THE HUNDRED RISE.&quot;" title="I saw tall derricks by the hundred rise." />
+<p class="caption">&quot;I SAW TALL DERRICKS BY THE HUNDRED RISE.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">This is where sinners, one asinine hour,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thought they could travel to Heaven by tower.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(How like some sinners to-day, whose desires<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mount by the way of their greed-builded spires!)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Troy&mdash;of rare riches and valor possessed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ruined fore'er by one beautiful guest&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Here many Helens, though less of renown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Do for some men what she did for a town!)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wondrous Palmyra, whose island of green,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Mid the bleak sand, reared the beautiful queen<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">(Sweet-faced Zenobia, peerless<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Proud in her virtue, and fearless)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In this metropolis, virtuously grand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a queen is a joy to the land!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Tyre&mdash;the huge pillars that groaned under thee,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rest in the depths of a desolate sea;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Long may it be ere the spray's salted showers<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Foam o'er the walls of this city of ours!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Mound-men's vast cities, whose graves we accost,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Even your names are in ruins&mdash;and lost.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What if, some time when this nation is nought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Vainly our names in our graves should be sought!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Cities that yet are to flourish,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That the rich Future must nourish!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where will you take up your stations&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where set your massive foundations?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where are the slumbering meadows,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Dreaming of clouds through their shadows,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That by rough wheels rudely shaken,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Into new life shall awaken?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Harbors that placidly float<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Nought but the fisherman's boat,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Think you of fleets that shall lie<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Under the blue of your sky;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When shall be built on your land<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Palaces wealthily grand;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When in your face from tall spires<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Gleam the electrical fires?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Cities that yet are to be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">You are not phantoms to me!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">You are as certain and sure<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">As that Old Time shall endure.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Stars in the distant, mysterious sky,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Flashing and flaming and dancing on high,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Each is an earth to its millions,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Each has its domes and pavilions.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cities, I see you&mdash;by reasoning led&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On the great map with blue leaves overhead.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Seaport and lakeport and rich inland town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Capital city, and village of brown;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Thanking the prairie-food-givers,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Strung on the winding star-rivers.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Earths that can signal to earths, every one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the bright torches you stole from the sun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Each on its surface has strown<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Cities and towns of its own,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Fraught with their crimes and their graces,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Full of mysterious places.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">They are no myths unto me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Clearly their outlines I see;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Millions of towns I descry<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Hanging o'er me from the sky.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Still through the paths of the town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dreaming, I walk up and down.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span><span class="i0">Is it so much of a wonder&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Part of this whole, yet asunder,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I in this throng, and I only&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I am wretched and lonely?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Loneliness&mdash;loneliness ever&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaving me utterly, never!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yes, I am part of this ocean<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of matter and mind and emotion;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet how entirely apart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Severed in mind and in heart!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">September 25, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wealth&mdash;wealth&mdash;wealth&mdash;wealth! I never had been led,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From all I'd thought and dreamed and heard and read,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To think so much wealth, in whatever while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Could be raked up into one shining pile!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not long ago, a hundred dollars clear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Big as a hay-stack would to me appear.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When first a thousand dollars made me smile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I sympathized with Cr&oelig;sus quite a while;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But looking round here makes me feel the same<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if I hadn't a nickel to my name!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wealth&mdash;wealth! why, every acre I behold<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Has cost a mine of Californi' gold!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The very ground one building here might fill<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would almost buy the town of Tompkins Hill!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There isn't a house my scrutiny has crossed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But catches several figures in its cost;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when your eyes into the parlor go<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">('Mongst things they leave the curtains up to show),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And see the carpets, rugs, and draperies rich,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That twine ten dollars into every stitch,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And view great pictures that such prices hold<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if the painter's brush were dipped in gold;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And when along the roads great buggies glide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With covers on, and rich-dressed folks inside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And up on top a man to drive the team&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As fat as any cat brought up on cream<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Man and team both), the driver dressed as gay<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if he meant to marry that same day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or wed his boss's daughter that same night<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Which some consider as the coachman's right,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And think it's understood, when he engages,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A daughter should be thrown in with his wages),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When even the horses, as so many do,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wear jewelry that cost a farm or two,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You wonder in what tree-top grew the cash<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To buy so much reality and trash!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wealth&mdash;wealth&mdash;wealth&mdash;wealth! the very corner stores<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are gold-mines from the ceilings to the floors!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The shop we thought would ruin Cousin Phil,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Because 'twas over-large for Tompkins Hill,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would, in the small vest-pocket, lose its way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of one man's place I wandered through to-day!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the banks&mdash;a hundred on one street&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As full of money as an egg of meat<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Although one never knows beyond a doubt<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What colored chickens they'll be hatching out);<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the churches&mdash;elegant to view&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An independent fortune in each pew.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One window-pane in one big church that's here<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cost more than our old preacher made per year!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(A city pastor's salary, I declare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would keep <i>him</i> all his life, with cash to spare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A-preaching in that little house of wood,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Holding his hearers' eyes in all he could,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With rolling meadows and green trees in view,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And fresh-complexioned streamlets wandering through);<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the rich school-houses in this town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where children can be taught up-stairs and down,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Swifter (if not so thorough), I suppose,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than in the small log school-house, where I rose<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From Numeration to the Rule of Three,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And had Irregular Verbs whipped into me;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the railroad stations, where, each day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fortunes on wheels rush in and drive away;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then the steamboats paddling up and down&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>Towns</i> swimming on their way from town to town;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the ladies, in both street and store,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Done up in silks and satins, spangled o'er<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if it had rained diamonds for an hour,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And they had gone and stood out in the shower;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the rich and idle-houred young men&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The rising generation's "Upper 10"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(With the "1" left off), who each day, no doubt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Spend twice as much as all my "setting out,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When Father said, "The family craft is full;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Launch your own craft and show us how to pull."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I often think, when past a dandy glides,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Throwing his (father's) money on all sides,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And peeking under each young lady's veil,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if he'd bought her at a mortgage sale,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How shrewd it was of him, right on the start,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To have a father who was rich and smart!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Folks often pride themselves much, by-the-way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Because their parents greater were than they.)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Walking to-day along Fifth Avenue,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A slip of paper on the sidewalk flew<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">Before my eyes&mdash;some one the same had dropped;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I reached my hand down for it and it stopped.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I picked it up&mdash;the reading on't was queer;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I think, perhaps, I'll paste it right in here.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>THE LOVELY YOUNG MAN.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh the elements varied&mdash;the exquisite plan&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That are used in constructing the lovely young man!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His face he has easily made to possess<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The expression of nothing within to express;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His hair is oiled glossily back of his ears,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Atop of his head an equator appears;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His scanty mustache has symmetrical bends,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is groomed with precision, and waxed at both ends;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His darling complexion, bewitching to see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is powdered the same as a lady's might be.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And this is the dear whom the newspapers rude<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have scornfully treated, and christened the&mdash;&mdash;.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The mental equipment I'll tell, if I can,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That Nature has given the lovely young man:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A set of emotions consistently weak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To go with a creature so gentle and meek;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A will no opposing can break or surmount<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Concerning all matters of no great account);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A reasoning wheel, quite correctly revolved<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(When used on small questions already resolved);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A taste for each gaudy and glistening thing<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That grows on the vision and dies on the wing.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Elaborate methods and principles crude<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Encompass the mental estate of the&mdash;&mdash;.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The outer habiliments hastily scan,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Employed in adorning the lovely young man!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His feet two triangular cases have sought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By which his five toes to a focus are brought;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;">
+<img src="images/illus03.jpg" width="450" height="583" alt="&quot;I REACHED MY HAND DOWN FOR IT AND IT STOPPED.&quot;" title="I reached my hand down for it and it stopped." />
+<p class="caption">&quot;I REACHED MY HAND DOWN FOR IT AND IT STOPPED.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a><br /></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The sheathes that enfold his propellers within<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are on the most intimate terms with his skin;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His starch-tortured collar on tip-toe appears,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Desirous of learning the length of his ears;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And fifteen-sixteenths of his brain, very nigh,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Has run all to blossom and stopped in his tie.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Such some of the splendors mad Fashion has strewed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All over the surface comprising the&mdash;&mdash;.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh measure the brief philological span<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of the high-pressure words of the lovely young man!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"B' Jauve! you daun't sayh saw! youah playing it low!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Aw, auyn't she a daisy! I knaw her, y' knaw.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She's thweet on me, somehow, though why I dawn't say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It cawn't be my beauty, it must be my <i>way</i>!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did you notith, laust night, Chawley Johnson's neck-tie?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It paralyzed me, and I thought I should d-i-e!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He's quite a sound fellaw to talk to awhile;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's weally a pity he isn't our style!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And thus talks forever, with slight interlude,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The creature that lately was christened a&mdash;&mdash;.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh boys! there are several hundreds of ways<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To make yourselves small to the average gaze;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of which some will cost you considerably less,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Accomplishing nearly an equal success.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Go purchase a gilded hand-organ some day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And stand on the corner and solemnly play;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Envelop yourselves in the skin of an ape,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Assuming his methods as well, as his shape;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Submit to refined zoological charms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And carry a lap-dog about in your arms;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But <i>don't</i> let Destruction upon you intrude.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So far as to make you down into a&mdash;&mdash;.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I think I saw, a minute's half or less,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The young girl who composed this spiteful mess;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She watched me pick it up, made a half rush<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Toward me, and then retreated with a blush.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I called, before she vanished from my vision,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"My dear, I think you've lost your composition!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But she dodged off, as if she seemed to doubt it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, I suppose, went on to school without it.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Pacing the question over, far and near,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I think the little maid was too severe.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sweet Charity can roof much sin, they tell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why shouldn't it shelter foolishness as well?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When we draw rein and look about a minute,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We see no field but God is somewhere in it;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He made the eagle and the lion, I've heard;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why not the monkey and the chipping-bird?<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Pavement and window and wall<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What is the cost of you all?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Parlor and boudoir and stair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Crowded with furniture rare;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Gems from the mountains and seas,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Spires that out-measure the trees;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Chamber and palace and hall&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What is the price of you all?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[<i>Voices.</i>]<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What did we cost? Bend ear;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What did we cost? Now hear.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i6">Several millions men,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">There in the field and fen.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Look! they are stripped and grim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Sturdy of voice and limb.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span><span class="i6">Painfully, now, they toil<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Into the sullen soil;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Stabbing the hills and meads,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Planting the silent seeds.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Into each streaming face<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Glides the hot sun apace.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">You in the thoughtful guise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">You with the dreamy eyes&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">"Why do you labor so?<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Where do your earnings go?&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"<i>A goodly part to the rulers that form the powers that be;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>A modest part, if lucky, for my family and for me;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>And all the rest for the splendors that fringe the river and sea.</i>"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[<i>Voices.</i>]<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What did we cost? Bend ear;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What did we cost? Now hear.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i6">Listen! the factory wall<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Sends out its morning call.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Hear the machinery's din;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Look at the folks within.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Child with a poor, pale face;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Woman with hurried grace;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Man with the look half wise;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Girl with the handsome eyes.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">How the long spindles whirl!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">How the rich webs unfurl!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Maid with the orbs that quiver<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">With light from "Over the River,"[1]<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Why are you toiling so?<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Where do your wages go?&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"<i>A goodly part to the owners, whoever they may be;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>A little part to the living of those I love and me;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>And all the rest to the cities that gem the river and sea.</i>"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span><span style="margin-left: 1em;">[1] As is well known, the weird, inimitable poem, "Over the River,"</span>
+was written by a factory girl.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[<i>Voices.</i>]<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What do we cost? Now hear;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Hearken, with eye and ear.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i6">Several thousand men,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">There in the hill and glen;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Forward, march! Take aim!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Fire! now a storm of flame!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Shriek and curse and shout;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Death-beds lying about.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Man with the kingly face,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">There in that gory place<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Bleeding and writhing so<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">(Well a moment ago),<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Tell me, in mangled tones&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Tell us, amid your groans,<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What do they buy with war?<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What were you fighting for?&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"<i>For country and for glory, and for the powers that be;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>To deck with pride and honor the family dear to me;</i><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>And to defend our cities that gem the river and sea.</i>"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[<i>Voices.</i>]<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">What do we cost? Bend ear:<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">No; you will never hear.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">November 1, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wind north-east; weather getting cross and cool;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wife and the children gone to Sunday-school.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I&mdash;not very well&mdash;am home again,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Holding a conversation with my pen.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all that I can make it say to me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is Wealth, wealth, wealth! how much I hear and see!<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">Strange, how, on human brains, sixteen times o'er,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is stamped and carved the magic word of More!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some several thousands to my credit lie<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a small bank on Wall Street, handy by;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I can't help contriving what I'd do<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If I possessed the whole Sub-Treasury too;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or if I had (to take a modest tone)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A million million dollars, all my own!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The subject took so strong a growth in me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I overtalked the same, last night, at tea;[2]<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so my oldest daughter (who can rhyme,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And strikes some notes that with her father's chime)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Became with that same foolishness possessed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So much so that it would not let her rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But hung about her bedside all the night<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And brought its capabilities in sight.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So much so that she threw it into verse<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As bad as that her father writes&mdash;or worse.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then, with some unconscious girlish grace,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And blushes chasing all about her face,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She, in a way I've learned to understand<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Quite accident'ly, slipped it in my hand.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It was not made in public to appear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But, privately, I'll paste it right in here:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[2] Our dinner is at noon; our supper, six,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">We have not yet learned all the city tricks.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>IF I'D A MILLION MILLIONS.</h3>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">If I'd a million millions&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Just think! a million millions!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What wouldn't I do&mdash;what couldn't I do&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">If I'd a million millions?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From every forest's finest tree<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My many-gabled house should be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With silver threads from golden looms<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should be attired my palace-rooms;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My blossomed table have the best<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of all the East and all the West;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My bed should be a daintier thing<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than ever sheltered queen or king;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What wouldn't I do,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What couldn't I do,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">If I'd a million millions?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">If I'd a million millions&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A good, square million millions&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With gratefulness my friends should bless<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Me and my million millions!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">None that had e'er befriended me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But he a millionaire should be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who kindly words of me had told,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should find their silver turned to gold;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he who did but just advance<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The sunbeam of a friendly glance<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In my affliction's cloudy day<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should have rich, unexpected pay.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What wouldn't I do,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">What couldn't I do,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">If I'd a million millions?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">If I'd a million millions&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Just think! a million millions!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How many coals on hostile souls<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I'd heap with all my millions!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No enemy that earned my hate<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should for a fiery guerdon wait;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With roses sweet I'd twine him o'er<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until the thorns should prick him sore<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(How much of credit may be claimed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For <i>sweetly</i> making foes ashamed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I do not know; it may depend<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On how much true love we extend);<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But love outpoured<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I could afford,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">If I'd a million millions!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">An honest million millions&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Just think! a million millions!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The poor should bless the strange success<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That gave me all those millions!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd slaughter every hungry wight<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Within the circle of my sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And resurrect him with such food<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As should go far to make him good;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No poor-house but must bow its head<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gaze at cottage walls instead;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hungry paupers soon should see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A year of genuine jubilee.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Nought should alloy<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Their perfect joy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That could be saved by millions!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Just think! a million millions!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The care of all those millions!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And after all, what would befall<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A life with all those millions?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would not the lucre clog my brain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And make me hard and cold and vain?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Might not my treasure win my heart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And make me loath with it to part?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How could I tell, by mortal sign,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Betwixt my money's friends and mine?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then, the greed, and strife, and curse,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The world brings round a princely purse:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Perhaps my soul,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Upon the whole,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Is best, without the millions!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now comes the Christmas-tide:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Love wakes on every side;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mirth smiles from every eye;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wreaths greet the passer-by.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Who, full of haughty pride,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Loves not the Christmas-tide?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He who, with av'rice low,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cares not to joy bestow.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">God save the wretch denied<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Love for the Christmas-tide!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God tell his hardened heart<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pure joy must joy impart!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Who, close to grief allied,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Grieves 'mid the Christmas-tide?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She who, at Sorrow's call,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now mourns the loss of all.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">God save the dear bereft&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Teach her the mercies left!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Show her that clouds may yet<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lift, ere her sun be set!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Who lonely must abide<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All through the Christmas-tide?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He who has never known<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Love-passion of his own.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So follows he his fate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Friendly but desolate;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So&mdash;sad&mdash;his heart must hide<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All through the Christmas-tide!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">December 25, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wind in the north-east; snow in wagon-loads;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Good sleighing everywhere on all the roads.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Family healthy, sensible, and pleasant,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And each one got the proper Christmas-present.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">(At least it seems so, for they all act suited,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Santa Claus's taste hasn't been disputed.)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Our family room is filled with tasty mixings<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of evergreens and other woman-fixings;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The open grate makes things look rich and mellow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With good hard coals the fire has painted yellow;[3]<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pictures peep from the walls, with <i>thought</i> all through them,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That set me studying every time I view them;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There's certain books upon the centre-table<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That say what I'd have said if I'd been able;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, measuring up this room with honest style,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Tisn't a bad place to be in for a while.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And so I sit here, thinking, musing, dreaming,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">About the world and all its curious scheming,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, full of certainty-begotten doubt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wondering what this life is all about<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(From all that I can learn I'm not to blame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For wiser men have often done the same).<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We went a mile or two, last night, to see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The decorations on a Christmas-tree;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I spied, hung on that sapling's gilded arms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Things that would buy a couple good sized farms;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And just upon our way home, I should guess<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We met some fifty people, more or less,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who needed, to make passable their days,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A decent share of what those farms would raise.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But here's the question: should those ill-to-do<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Deprive rich people of their comforts too?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Because there are some people lack for bread,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Must others' minds and fancies go unfed?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's quite a puzzle, which I don't know whether<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My clumsy mind knows how to put together;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But one thing's sure: wants satisfied wants breed&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The more folks get, the more they seem to need.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, one man lives on what would starve another,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And what is joy for you might kill your brother.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[3] Although <i>to me</i> it doesn't contain the charm<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Of our old, wide log fire-place on the farm.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">January 5, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Went to a skating-rink a little while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To see them slide in the new-fangled style;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, strange enough, this eve a letter came<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From a friend&mdash;Abdiel Stebbins is his name&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A cousin of my aunt, Sophia Dean;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A wise old man, but clumsy like, and green.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He's on a visit in a neighboring city,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he has been a-skating&mdash;more's the pity!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He tells it in a manner quite sincere;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I think perhaps I'll paste it right in here:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>[FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS.]</h3>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Rochester</span>, <i>January 4.</i></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Cousin John:</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We got here safe&mdash;my worthy wife an' me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' put up at James Sunnyhopes'&mdash;a pleasant place to be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' Isabel, his oldest girl, is home from school just now,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' pets me with her manners all her young man will allow;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' his good wife has monstrous sweet an' culinary ways:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It is a summery place to pass a few cold winter days.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Besides, I've various cast-iron friends in different parts o' town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That's always glad to have me call whenever I come down;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But t'other day, when 'mongst the same I undertook to roam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I could not find a single one that seemed to be to home!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' when I asked their whereabouts, the answer was, "I think,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you're a-goin' down that way, you'll find 'em at the Rink."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I asked what night the Lyceum folks would hold their next debate&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I've sometimes gone an' helped 'em wield the cares of Church an' State),<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' if protracted meetin's now was holdin' anywhere<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I like to get my soul fed up with fresh celestial fare);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or when the next church social was; they'd give a knowin' wink,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' say, "I b'lieve there's nothin' now transpirin' but the Rink."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"What is this 'Rink?'" I innocent inquired, that night at tea.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Oh, you must go," said Isabel, "this very night with me!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Mrs. Stebbins she must go, an' skate there with us, too!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My wife replied, "My dear, just please inform me when I do.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But you two go." An' so we went, an' saw a circus there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With which few sights I've ever struck will anyways compare.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It seems a good-sized meetin'-house had given up its pews<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(The church an' pastor had resigned, from spiritual blues),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' several acres of the floor was made a skatin' ground,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where folks of every shape an' size went skippin' round an' round;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' in the midst a big brass band was helpin' on the fun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' everything was gay as sixteen weddin's joined in one.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I've seen small insects crazy-like go circlin' through the air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' wondered if they thought some time they'd maybe get somewhere;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've seen a million river-bugs go scootin' round an' round,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' wondered what 'twas all about, or what they'd lost or found;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But men an' women, boys an' girls, upon a hard-wood floor,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All whirlin' round like folks possessed, I never saw before.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' then it straight came back to me, the things I'd read an' heard<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">About the rinks, an' how their ways was wicked an' absurd;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd learned somewhere that skatin' wasn't a healthy thing to do&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But there was Doctor Saddlebags&mdash;his fam'ly with him, too!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd heard that 'twasn't a proper place for Christian folks to seek&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Old Deacon Perseverance Jinks flew past me like a streak!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Sister Is'bel Sunnyhopes put on a pair o' skates,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' started off as if she'd run through several different States.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My goodness! how that gal showed up! I never did opine<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That she could twist herself to look so charmin' an' so fine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then a fellow that she knew took hold o' hands with her,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A sort o' double crossways like, an' helped her, as it were.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>I</i> used to skate; an' 'twas a sport of which I once was fond.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why, I could write my autograph on Tompkins' saw-mill pond.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of course to slip on runners, that is one thing, one may say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' movin' round on casters is a somewhat different way;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But when the fun that fellow had came flashin' to my eye,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I says, "I'm young again; by George, I'll skate once more or die!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A little boy a pair o' skates to fit my boots soon found&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He had to put 'em on for me (I weigh three hundred pound);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' then I straightened up an' says, "Look here, you younger chaps,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You think you're runnin' some'at past us older heads, perhaps.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If this young lady here to me will trust awhile her fate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll go around a dozen times an' show you how to skate."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She was a niceish, plump young gal, I'd noticed quite a while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' she reached out her hands with 'most too daughterly a smile;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But off we pushed with might an' main; when all to once the wheels<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Departed suddenly above, an' took along my heels;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My head assailed the floor as if 'twas tryin' to get through,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' all the stars I ever saw arrived at once in view.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">'Twas sing'lar (as not quite unlike a saw-log there I lay)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How many of the other folks was goin' that same way;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They stumbled over me in one large animated heap,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' formed a pile o' legs an' arms not far from ten foot deep;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But after they had all climbed off, in rather fierce surprise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I lay there like a saw-log still&mdash;considerin' how to rise.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then, dignified I rose, with hands upon my ample waist,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' then sat down again with large and very painful haste;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' rose again, and started off to find a place to rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then on my gentle stomach stood, an' tore my meetin' vest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When Sister Sunnyhopes slid up as trim as trim could be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' she an' her young fellow took compassionate charge o' me.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then after I'd got off the skates an' flung 'em out o' reach,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I rose, while all grew hushed an' still, an' made the followin' speech:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"My friends, I've struck a small idea (an' struck it pretty square),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which physic'ly an' morally will some attention bear:<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;">
+<img src="images/illus04.jpg" width="450" height="609" alt="&quot;...WHEN ALL TO ONCE THE WHEELS
+DEPARTED SUDDENLY ABOVE, AN&#39; TOOK ALONG MY HEELS.&quot;" title="When all to once the wheels departed" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;...WHEN ALL TO ONCE THE WHEELS
+DEPARTED SUDDENLY ABOVE, AN&#39; TOOK ALONG MY HEELS.&quot;</p>
+</div><p><br />
+</p>
+<p><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span></p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a><br /></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Those who their balance can preserve are safe here any day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' those who can't, I rather think, had better keep away."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then I limped out with very strong unprecedented pains,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' hired a horse at liberal rates to draw home my remains;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' lay abed three days, while wife laughed at an' nursed me well,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' used up all the arnica two drug-stores had to sell;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' when Miss Is'bel Sunnyhopes said, "Won't you skate some more?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I answered, "Not while I remain on this terrestrial shore."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 329px;">
+<img src="images/illus05.jpg" width="329" height="250" alt="FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS." title="Farmer Stebbins on rollers." />
+<p class="caption">FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS.</p>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>WANT.</h2>
+
+
+<h3>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h3>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February 5, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Want&mdash;want&mdash;want&mdash;want! O God! forgive the crime,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If I, asleep, awake, at any time,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Upon my bended knees, my back, my feet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In church, on bed, on treasure-lighted street,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have ever <i>hinted</i>, or, much less, have pleaded<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I hadn't ten times over all I needed!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lord save my soul! I never knew the way<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That people starve along from day to day;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">May gracious Heaven forgive me, o'er and o'er,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I have never found these folks before!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Of course some news of it has come my way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like a faint echo on a drowsy day;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At home I "gave," whene'er by suffering grieved,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And called it "Charity," and felt relieved;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And thought that I was never undertasked,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If I bestowed when with due deference asked.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But no one finds the <i>poorest poor</i>, I doubt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Unless he goes himself and hunts them out;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when you get <i>real suffering</i> among,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Be thankful if your heart-strings are not wrung!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">These thoughts sobbed through me this cold, snowy day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As carefully I picked a dubious way<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Mongst nakedness and want on every side,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And a rough, masculine angel for my guide,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who goes about among affliction's heirs,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gives his life to piece out some of theirs.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Up&mdash;up&mdash;up&mdash;up! and yet, I am afraid,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Farther from Heaven at every step we made!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gaunt, hungry creatures stood on every side<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With cheeks drawn close and sad eyes opened wide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Filled to the brim with greedy, starving prayers,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As we went past them up the creaking stairs.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And I peeped into rooms 'twas death to see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Or, rather, they peeped darkly out at me)&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Such as I wouldn't have had the cheek to 've shown<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To any swine I've ever chanced to own.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas sad to see, in this great misery-cup,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How guilt and innocence were all mixed up:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here lay a fellow, stupid, dull, and dumb,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose breath was like a broken keg of rum;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And there a baby, looking scared and odd,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who had not been a week away from God.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here a clean woman, toiling for her bread;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And there a wretch whose dirty heart was dead.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here a sound rascal, lazy, loud, and bold;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And there the helpless, weak and sick and old.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Want&mdash;want! O Lord! forgive me, o'er and o'er,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I haven't found these suffering folks before!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We had a decent poor-house in our town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I would often drive my spare horse down,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And take a little stroll among them there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And try to cheer their every-day despair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And with their little wants and worries join,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And chink round 'mongst them with small bits of coin<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Done up in good advice, somewhat severe),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And send them Christmas turkeys every year;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, in my cosy home, think, with a grin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What a fine, liberal angel I had been.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But here, O heavens! I find them, high and low,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hundreds of pauper-houses in a row!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And suffering&mdash;suffering&mdash;in a shape, I vow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That makes my poor old tears run even now!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For city trouble, any one will find,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is more ingenious than the country kind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And has a thousand cute-invented ways<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To torture men and shorten off their days.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And while we wonder that God made it so,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He doesn't seem very anxious we should know;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But He is willing we should search His plan,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And pry around and find out all we can;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I suspect, when pains and troubles fall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That every one is useful, after all.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">At any rate, the miseries that I see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are useful in their good effects on me;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And though that isn't a great thing, on the whole<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Though Heaven <i>does</i> put a premium on each soul),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet there are several people, I suspect,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who need a little of that same effect;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And if they do not get it, old and young,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twill be because I've lost my poor old tongue.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">One more small portion of God's plan I see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Concerning its effect on "even me:"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And that's its leading me, by methods queer,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To be some help to these poor people here.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For now I promise, from this very night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hereby put it down in black and white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That out of every day that's given me yet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And out of every dollar I can get,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And out of every talent, small or large,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That God sees fit to put into my charge,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A part shall be devoted&mdash;square and sure&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To God's own suffering, struggling, dying poor!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span></div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Poverty, why wast thou born<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the world's earliest morn?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why hast thou lived all the years,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sowing thy pains and thy tears?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Roaming about thou art seen,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Crooked, decrepit, and lean;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Travelling all the world through&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Suffering's "wandering Jew."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thin and unkempt is thy hair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fleshless as parchment thy cheek,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sad and ungainly thine air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hollow the words thou dost speak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bony and grasping thy hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dreary thy days in the land.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Poverty, why wast thou born<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Under the world's quiet scorn?<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Poverty, thou hast been seen<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clad in a comelier mien.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oft, to the clear-seeing eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thou art a saint in disguise.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Discipline rich thou hast brought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lessons of labor and thought.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oft, in thy dreariest night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Virtue gleams sturdy and bright;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oft, from thy scantiest hour,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Grow the beginnings of power;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oft, 'mongst thy squalors and needs<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Live such magnificent deeds<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As the proud angels will crown<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There in their gold-streeted town;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oft, from thy high garrets, throng<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Notes of magnificent song,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That, from sad day unto day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Float through the ages away.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Poverty&mdash;brave or forlorn&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God knoweth why thou wast born.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February 12, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wind in the South; a fresh, sweet, winter day;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twould have been sad to see it go away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If 'twere not that the sunset's signal-lights<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Glimmered awhile across the Jersey heights,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, lightly dancing o'er the river, came<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And set some New York windows all aflame.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(From a clear sunset I can always borrow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God's sweet half promise of a fair to-morrow.)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But, while I gazed upon that splendid sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My mind <i>would</i> take a heavy, care-winged flight<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Up to a small back garret, far away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where I had stood at two o'clock to-day.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Want&mdash;want&mdash;want&mdash;want! it hung 'round everywhere;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It threw its odors on the sickly air!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The room was somewhat smaller, to begin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than I would put a span of horses in;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The floor was rough and damp as floor could be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No picture on the walls but Poverty;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The bed was ragged, scanty, hard, and drear;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A rough-made, empty crib was standing near;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The "window" 'd never felt the sun's warm stare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or breathed a breath of good old-fashioned air;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 405px;">
+<img src="images/illus06.jpg" width="405" height="600" alt="&quot;YES, IT&#39;S STRAIGHT AND TRUE, GOOD PREACHER, EVERY WORD THAT YOU HAVE SAID.&quot;" title="Yes, it&#39;s straight and true, Good Preacher, every word that you have said." />
+<span class="caption">&quot;YES, IT&#39;S STRAIGHT AND TRUE, GOOD PREACHER, EVERY WORD THAT YOU HAVE SAID.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A little, worn-out doll some child had had,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Looking, like its surroundings, rough and sad,<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">And dressed in rags and pinched and famine-faced,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But bearing still some marks of girlish taste;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A gaunt, gray kitten, showing every sign<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That it was on the last life of its nine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though trying hard to feel quite sleek and fat,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And not a very care-worn, desolate cat;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A man, so grieved my heart can see him now,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With frightful sorrow printed on his brow;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A rough, wood coffin stood there near the bed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Looking uneasy even for the dead;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A little, pallid face I saw therein&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A niceish-looking child she must have been,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As sweet as ever need to feed a glance,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If she had only had one-half a chance.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But still, she woke a thought I could not smother&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"That child was murdered in some way or other."[4]<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And my opinion didn't seem much amiss<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the man spoke up, something like to this:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[4] All this, above the shoulder, I could see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">Of an old preacher who had come with me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">A man who, 'mongst those garrets, earns, they say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">A house and lot in heaven every day.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h4>[THAT SWAMP OF DEATH.]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yes, it's straight and true, good Preacher, every word that you have said;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Do not think these tears unmanly&mdash;they're the first ones I have shed!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But they kind o' beat and pounded 'gainst my aching heart and brain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And they would not be let go of, and they gave me extra pain.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I am just a laboring man, sir&mdash;work for food and rags and sleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I hardly know the meaning of the life I slave to keep;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I know when times are cheery, or my heart is made of lead;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I know sorrow when I see it, and&mdash;I know my girl is dead!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">No, she isn't much to look at&mdash;just a plainish bit of clay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of the sort of perished children that die 'round here every day;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And how <i>she</i> could break a heart up you'd be slow to understand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But she held <i>mine</i>, Mr. Preacher, in that little withered hand!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">There are lots of prettier children, with a face and form more fine&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let their parents love and pet them&mdash;but <i>this</i> little one was <i>mine</i>!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There was no one else to cling to when we two were torn apart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And it's death&mdash;this amputation of the strong arms of the heart!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I am just an ignorant man, sir, of the kind that digs and delves,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I've learned that human beings cannot stay in by themselves;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They will reach out after something, be it good or be it bad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And my heart on hers had settled, and&mdash;the girl was all I had!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="floatl">
+<img src="images/illus07.jpg" alt="&quot;Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the chimneys over there.&quot;"
+ title="&quot;Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the chimneys over there.&quot;" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;CHOKED AND STRANGLED BY THE FOUL BREATH OF THE CHIMNEYS OVER THERE.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yes, it's solid, Mr. Preacher, every word<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">that you have said&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God loves children while they're living,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">and adopts them when they're dead;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But I cannot help contriving, do the very best I can,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That it wasn't God's mercy took her, but the selfishness of man!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Why, she lay here, faint and gasping, moaning for a bit of air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the chimneys over there;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It climbed through every window, and crept under every door,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I tried to bar against it, and she only choked the more.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;">
+<img src="images/illus08.jpg" width="292" height="300"
+ alt="&quot;OH, THE AIR IS PURE AND WHOLESOME WHERE SOME BABIES COO AND REST,
+ AND THEY TRIM THEM OUT WITH RIBBONS, AND THEY FEED THEM WITH THE BEST.&quot;"
+ title="Oh, the air is pure and wholesome where some babies
+coo and rest" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;OH, THE AIR IS PURE AND WHOLESOME WHERE SOME BABIES COO AND REST,
+AND THEY TRIM THEM OUT WITH RIBBONS, AND THEY FEED THEM WITH THE BEST.&quot;</p>
+</div><p><br />
+</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She would lie there, with the old look that poor children somehow get;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She had learned to use her patience, and she did not cry or fret,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But would lift her little face up, so piteous and so fair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And would whisper, "<i>I am dying for a little breath of air!</i>"<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If she'd gone off through the sunlight, 'twouldn't have seemed so hard to me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or among the fresh cool breezes that come sweeping from the sea;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But it's nothing less than murder when my darling's every breath<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Chokes and strangles with the poison from that chimney swamp of death!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, it's not enough those people own the very ground we tread,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the shelter that we crouch in, and the tools that earn our bread;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They must place their blotted mortgage on the air and on the sky,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And shut out our little heaven, till our children pine and die!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, the air is pure and wholesome where <i>some</i> babies coo and rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And they trim them out with ribbons, and they feed them with the best;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the love they bear is mockery to the gracious God on high,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If to give those children luxuries some one else's child must die!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, we wear the cheapest clothing, and our meals are scant and brief,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And perhaps those fellows fancy there's a cheaper grade of grief;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the people all around here, losing children, friends, and mates,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Can inform them that <i>Affliction hasn't any under-rates</i>.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I'm no grumbler at the rulers of "this free and happy land,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I don't go 'round explaining things I do not understand;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I know there's something treacherous in the working of the law,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>When we get a dose of poison out of every breath we draw</i>.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I have talked too much, good Preacher, and I hope you won't be vexed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But <i>I'm</i> going to make a sermon with that white face for a text;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I'll preach it, and I'll preach it, till I set the people wild<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O'er the heartless, reckless grasping of the men who killed my child!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Still do I write&mdash;day-time and night&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That which I see in my leisurely flight.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What is this sign that is claiming the sight?&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Lodgings within here, at five cents per night!"<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Let me examine this cheap-entered nest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pay my five cents, and go in with the rest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let me jot down with sly pen, but sincere,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What, in this garret, I see, smell, and hear.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Great, gloomy den! where, on close-clustered shelves,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shelterless wretches can shelter themselves;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pestilence-drugged is the murderous air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Full of the breathings of want and despair!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Horrible place!&mdash;where The Crushed Race<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Winces 'neath Poverty's dolefullest blight&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Bivouac of suffering, sin, and disgrace:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What can you look for, at five cents per night?<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Hustle them in, jostle them in,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many of nation, and divers of kin;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sallow, and yellow, and tawny of skin&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Handfuls of withered but suffering clay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Swept from the East by oppression away;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Baffled adventurers, conquered and pressed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Back from the gates of the glittering West;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Men who with indolence, folly, and guile<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Carelessly slighted Prosperity's smile;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Men who have struggled 'gainst Destiny's frown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Inch after inch, till she hunted them down.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Scores in a tier&mdash;pile them up here&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many of peoples and divers of kin;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Drift of the nations, from far and from near,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Islands of green, mistily seen,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hover in visions these sleepers between;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Beautiful memories, cozy and clean,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Restfully precious, and sweetly serene.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Womanly kisses have softened the brow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lying in drunken bewilderment now;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Infantile faces have cuddled for rest<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here on this savage and rag-covered breast.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lucky the wretch who, in Poverty's ways,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bears not the burden of "happier days:"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Many a midnight is gloomier yet<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By the remembrance of stars that have set!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Echoes of pain, drearily plain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Come of old melodies sweet and serene;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Images sad to the heart and the brain<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rise out of memories cozy and green.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Hustle them in, bustle them in,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fetid with squalor, and reeking with gin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Loaded with misery, folly, and sin&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Few are the sorrows so hopelessly drear<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But they have sad representatives here;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Never a crime so complete and confessed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But has come hither for one night of rest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Seeds that the thorns of diseases may bear<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Float on the putrid and smoke-laden air;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ghosts of destruction are haunting each breath&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Soft-stepping agents, commissioned by Death.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Crowd them in rows, comrades or foes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Deadened with liquor and deafened with din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Fugitives out of the frosts and the snows,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 472px;">
+<img src="images/illus09.jpg" width="472" height="600" alt="&quot;WEARY OLD MAN WITH THE SNOW-DRIFTED HAIR,
+NOT BY YOUR FAULT ARE YOU SUFFERING THERE.&quot;" title="Weary old man with the snow-drifted hair" />
+<span class="caption">&quot;WEARY OLD MAN WITH THE SNOW-DRIFTED HAIR,
+NOT BY YOUR FAULT ARE YOU SUFFERING THERE.&quot;</span>
+</div><p><br />
+</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Guilt has not pressed unto its breast<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All who are taking this dingy unrest:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Innocence often is Misery's guest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sorrow may strike at the brightest and best.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You from whom hope, but not feeling, has fled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This is your refuge from pauperhood's bed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Timorous lad with a sensitive face,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You have no record of crime and disgrace;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Weary old man with the snow-drifted hair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not by your fault are you suffering there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Never a child of your cherishing nigh&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Tis not for sin you so drearily die.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Pain, in all lands, smites with two hands&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Guilty and good may encounter the test;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Misery's cord is of different strands;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sorrow may strike at the brightest and best.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Sympathy's tear, warm and sincere,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cannot but glisten while lingering near.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Edge not away, sir, in horror of fear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">These are your brothers&mdash;this family here!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What if Misfortune had made <i>you</i> forlorn<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With her stiletto as well as her scorn?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What if some fiend had been making <i>you</i> sure<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With more temptation than flesh could endure?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What if you deep in the slums had been born,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cradled in villany, christened in scorn?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What if your toys had been tainted with crime?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What if your baby hands dabbled in slime?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Judge them with ruth. Maybe, in truth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It is not they, but their luck, that is here.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Fancy <i>your</i> growth from a sin-nurtured youth;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pity their weakness, and give them a tear.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Help them get out; help them keep out!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Labor to teach them what life is about;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Give them a hand unencumbered with doubt;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Feed them and clothe them, but pilot them out!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mortals depraved, whatsoe'er they have been,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Soonest can mend from assistance <i>within</i>.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Warm them and feed them&mdash;they're beasts, even then;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Teach them and love them&mdash;they grow into men.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You who 'mid luxuries costly and grand<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Decorate homes with munificent hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Use, in some measure, your exquisite arts<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For the improvement of minds and of hearts.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Lilies must grow up from below,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the strong rootlets are twining about;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Goodness and honesty ever must flow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From the heart-centres&mdash;to blossom without.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 28, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wind in the west; no symptoms of a thaw;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The coldest, bleakest day I ever saw.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I'm housed up, with nothing much to do<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Except to read the papers through and through.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Died of starvation!"&mdash;what does this all mean?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stores of provisions everywhere are seen.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Died of starvation!"&mdash;here's the place and name<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Right in the paper; let us blush for shame!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">This city <i>wastes</i> what any one would call<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Nine hundred times enough to feed us all;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And yet folks die in garret, hut, and street,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Simply because there isn't enough to eat!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, heavens! there runs a great big Norway rat,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sleek as a banker, and almost as fat;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He daily breakfasts, dines, and sups, and thrives<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On what would save a pair of human lives;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He rears a family with his own fat features,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On food we lock up from our fellow-creatures;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And human beings fall down by the way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And die for want of food, this very day!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Frozen to death!"&mdash;the worse than useless moth<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">May feed, this year, on bales and bales of cloth;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Untouched, ten million tons of coal can lie,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While God's own human beings freeze and die!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Died of starvation!"&mdash;waves of golden wheat<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All summer dashed and glistened at our feet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dull, senseless grain is stored in buildings high,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And God's own human beings starve and die!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I would not rob from rich men what they earn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I would have them sweet compassion learn;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oh, do not Pity's gentle voice defy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While God's own human beings starve and die!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div>
+<span class="i0"><span class="smcap">March</span> 5, 18&mdash;.<br /></span>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Died of starvation!&mdash;yes, it has been done;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To-day I've seen a hunger-murdered one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who had a perfect right, it seemed to me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The mistress of a happy home to be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And yet we found her on a ragged bed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One white arm underneath a shapely head;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Her long, bright hair was lying, fold on fold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like finest threads spun from a bar of gold;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Her face was chiselled after beauty's style,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And want had not hewn out its witching smile;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas like white marble half endowed with breath&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The face of this sweet maiden&mdash;starved to death!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Not far from where she lay, so sadly lone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Her calendar, or "diary," was thrown;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They let me have it when the law had read<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This plaintive, girlish message from the dead.<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">It doesn't look well among these notes to stay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of one who feeds on blessings every day;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I will put it in here, for my heart<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To look at when I feel too proud and smart!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>A SEWING-GIRL'S DIARY.</h3>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 1, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Here&mdash;am I here?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or is it fancy, born of fear?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yes&mdash;O God, save me!&mdash;this is I,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And not some wretch of whom I've read,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In that bright girlhood, when the sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Each night strewed star-dust o'er my head;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When each morn meant a gala-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all my little world was gay.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I had not felt the touch of Care;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd heard of something called Despair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But knew it only by its name.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(How far it seemed!&mdash;how soon it came!)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yes, all the bright years hurried by;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sorrow was near, and&mdash;this is I!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Is't the same girl that stood, one night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There in the wide hall's thrilling light,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With all the costly robes astir<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That love and pride had bought for her?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How the great crowd, 'mid their kind din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gazed with gaunt eyes and drank me in!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then they hushed at each low word,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So Death himself might have been heard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To hear me mournfully rehearse<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The tender Hood's pathetic verse<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">About the woman who, half dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stitched her frail life in every thread.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How little then I knew the need!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet for my own sex I did plead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And my heart crept on each word's track<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till soft sobs from the crowd came back.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;">
+<img src="images/illus10.jpg" width="375" height="600" alt="&quot;IS&#39;T THE SAME GIRL THAT STOOD, ONE NIGHT,
+THERE IN THE WIDE HALL&#39;S THRILLING LIGHT?&quot;" title="Is&#39;t the same girl that stood, one night" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;IS&#39;T THE SAME GIRL THAT STOOD, ONE NIGHT,
+THERE IN THE WIDE HALL&#39;S THRILLING LIGHT?&quot;</p>
+</div><p><br />
+</p>
+
+<p><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span></p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a><br /></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I saw my sister, streaming-eyed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet bearing still a face of pride:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oh, sister! when you looked at me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With that quick yearning glance of love,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did you peer on, to what might be&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>What is?</i>&mdash;and is it known above?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When that great throng a shout did raise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gave me words of heart-felt praise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And loving eyes their incense burned<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till my young girlish head was turned&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did your clear eye see farther then<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A moment past all mortal ken,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And in the dreary scene I drew<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did my own form appear to you?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It might have been; grief was o'er-nigh,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And&mdash;God, have pity!&mdash;this is I,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Treading a steep and dang'rous way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And&mdash;earning twenty cents a day!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 5, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Father, this is the time we hailed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As your bright birthday. We ne'er failed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To throng about with love's fond arts,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And bring you presents from our hearts;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your pleasure filled our day with bliss;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oh what a different one from this!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My love, my father! how you stood<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twixt me and all that was not good!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How, each o'er-hurried breath I drew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My girl-heart turned and clung to you!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">How near comes back that dismal day<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You sat, sad-faced, with naught to say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From morn till night! I did not dare<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Even to ask to soothe your care;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I knew it was too sadly grand<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To feel the light touch of my hand.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ah! friends you loved had gone astray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And swept our competence away;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And oh, I strove so hard to save<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your honored gray hairs from the grave!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Too late! your sun went down o'er-soon,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clouded, in life's mid-afternoon.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You guarded me with patience rare<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From e'en the shadow of a care;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You called me "Princess;" and my room<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Was dressed as palaces might be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And&mdash;here I am amid this gloom<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That mocks, insults, and murders me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Striving a garret's rent to pay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And&mdash;earning twenty cents a day!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 20, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I cannot well afford to write&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My fingers are in call elsewhere;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I must voice my black despair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or I should die before 'twas night.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I have no mother now to call,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And seek her heart, and tell her all.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O, Mother! well I know you rest<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In yonder heaven, serene and blest:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How sadly, strangely sweet 'twould be<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To know you knew and pitied me!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And yet I would not have you dream<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">E'en of the dagger's faintest gleam<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That's pointing at my maiden breast.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rest on, sweet mother, sweetly rest!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And still I feel your loving art,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sometimes upon my aching heart.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That night I stood upon the pier,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the gray river swept so near,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And glanced up at me in a way<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some one with friendly voice might say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Come to my arms and rest, poor girl."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I leaned down with head awhirl,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And heart so heavy it might sink<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Me underneath the river's brink,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A hand I could not feel or see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Drew me away and fondled me;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A voice I felt, unheard, though near,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Said, "Wait! you must not enter here,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And press against me with one stain.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Poor girl, not long you need remain!"<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 600px;">
+<img src="images/illus11.jpg" width="600" height="386" alt="&quot;AND HATEFUL HUNGER HAS COME IN.&quot;" title="And hateful hunger has come in." />
+<span class="caption">&quot;AND HATEFUL HUNGER HAS COME IN.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But, O sweet mother! I must write<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The words that would be said to-night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you could hold my tired head here!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I cannot see one gleam of cheer;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This is a garret room, so bleak<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The cold air stings my fading cheek;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fireless my room, my garb is thin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hateful Hunger has come in,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And says, "Toil on, you foolish one!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You shall be mine when all is done."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Two days and nights of pain and dread<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've gnawed upon a crust of bread<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(For what scant nourishment 'twould give)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So hard, I could not eat and live!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O mother! I to God shall pray<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This tale in heaven may ne'er be told;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For you are where whole streets are gold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I&mdash;earn twenty cents a day!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 22, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He never loved me. For no one<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Could love and do as he has done.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How my heart clung and clung to him,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">E'en when respect and faith grew dim;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His lightest touch could thrill me so!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Weak girl, 'twas hard to bid him go.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though wayward was his heart I knew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I would have sworn that he was true!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, how I loved him! or maybe<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Loved some one that I thought was he.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They brought me&mdash;what? his mangled corse?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would God they had! They brought me worse.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I saw one who should bear his name,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One whose pale face was fiercely grieved,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One whom he wantonly deceived,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And sentenced to a life of shame.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That was the end. I could not wed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A man whose nobler self was dead.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">O, man!&mdash;a brave and god-like race,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But you can be so vile and base!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when there is no urgent need,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You can protect us well indeed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But when adversity is near,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the wave breaks upon our head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When we are crushed with want and dread,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then we have most from you to fear.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why do men strangely look me o'er<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When I their mercy need the more?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Do they not know a girl may taste<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The dregs of want and yet be chaste?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should woman sell her soul away<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To save its manacles of clay?<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 23, 1885.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">All honest means of life have failed.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The small accomplishments I've tried<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That pleased friends in my days of pride,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are naught; but vice has not prevailed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, thank Heaven, should not, though my heart<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Were torn a thousand times apart.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But God shield helpless girls alway<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who live on twenty cents a day!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 24, 1885.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Weak, weak, still weaker do I grow:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My mournful fate I can but know;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God, keep me not long here, I pray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To toil&mdash;on twenty cents a day!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">February</span> 26, 1885.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, horrors! is it&mdash;is it true<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What I have read?&mdash;if I but knew!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O, God, tell me where can I fly,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not to be found when I shall die!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They say dead waifs are oft by night<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Robbed of a decent burial's right;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That fiends the friendless bodies bear<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To crowds of waiting students, where<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Men tear them up for men to see.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O, God, sweet God, do pity me!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I will humbly pray to men:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If this should come within the ken<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of one who lives a true-loved life,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of one who sister has, or wife;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One who loves women for the best<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That is in them, whose lips have pressed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pure, genuine lips, whom women trust,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose heart is free from loathsome lust;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One whom I would have loved if he<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Brother or husband were to me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I ask you&mdash;nay, I do command<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With that imperiousness you so<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like from a white and shapely hand&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I <i>order</i> you&mdash;but no, no, no;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I am past that&mdash;I humbly pray<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That you will see that I unmarred<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have Christian burial. Guard, oh guard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You men with manly hearts and souls,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My poor dead body from the ghouls!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I strove alway to keep it pure<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As the soul in me; it has been<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Type of the thoughts that lived within,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The white slave of what shall endure,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My spirit's loved though humble mate;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let none its white limbs desecrate!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Weaker&mdash;yet weaker&mdash;'tis to die<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This sharp pain bids me. Ah! good-bye,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">World that I was too weak for&mdash;<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">March</span> 10, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Back from a journey; mournful, it is true,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But mingled with a deep-down sweetness, too.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">After the law with that poor girl was done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I found permission with the proper one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, though such things by law could not occur,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In my heart-family I adopted her.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Help much too late to benefit her, living&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's that way with a good share of our giving!)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But, with a father's love, "Poor girl!" I said,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"You shall have all that I can give you, dead!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I found, by lightning inquiries I made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The graveyard where her own loved ones were laid;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I had her body tenderly removed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And placed among the dear ones that she loved,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With all the honor that the poor, sweet child<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would have if Fortune still upon her smiled.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when once more the flowers of summer blow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My wife and daughters and myself will go<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And make the sad but grateful duty ours<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To see her last earth-dwelling roofed with flowers.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span></div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="FIRE" id="FIRE"></a>FIRE.</h2>
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">March</span> 15, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Fire!&mdash;fire!&mdash;fire!&mdash;fire!&mdash;it sets me in a craze<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To see a first-class building all ablaze;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A burning house resembles, when I'm nigh,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some old acquaintance just about to die;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For structures that a person often sees<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look some like human beings&mdash;same as trees.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(There used to be some trees on my old place<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I'd know anywhere&mdash;just by their face.)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when, last night, some bells began to cry,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And big fire-engines rushed and rattled by,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In just three minutes down the stairs I strode,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hurried&mdash;somewhat dressed&mdash;into the road<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Partly to help a bit, if so might be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And partly, I suppose, to hear and see).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It was a dark and thunder-stormy night;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There wasn't one inch of honest sky in sight;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Great black-finned clouds were swimming through the air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And now and then their lightning-eyes would glare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, like a lot of cannon far away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some peals of thunder came from o'er the bay.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas one of those strange nights I can't explain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That make you think they're just a-going to rain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But never do&mdash;save now and then a trace<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of a small drop comes dashing on your face;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One of those nights that try to keep you vexed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wondering as to what will happen next.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I like such times: they kind of draw me nearer<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To things unseen, and make all mystery clearer.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I ran like sin, and reached the fire at last:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A good-sized church was going, pretty fast.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I'd noticed it a hundred times or more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And several times had stepped inside the door.)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The burglar flames within had prowled around<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A long time previous to their being found,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till they had gained such foothold and such might<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They'd turned to robbers&mdash;stealing plain in sight.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The dome and spires had on them flags of red;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They soon came thundering down from overhead.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It looked as if infernal spirits came,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To take this church away, in smoke and flame!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I wondered, in that wild, expensive glare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How many of the home-robbed flock were there<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To see the shelter where their souls had fed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Swept from existence by that broom of red.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here was the family pew, so long time prized;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There was the font where they had been baptized;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here was the altar, where one day they stood,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Started for Heaven, and promised to be good;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or where they'd wept around some cherished love<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who'd "taken a letter" to The Church above.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And still I thought, as my eyes soulward turned,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How many things there are that can't be burned;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But still we cling, and cling, and hate to part<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the place where we found them on the start.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A sneerish sort of fellow stood by me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And said, "To such extent as I can see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When churches get afire, by night or day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Lord stands still and lets 'em burn away.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If this is His abode beyond a doubt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why doesn't He raise his hand and put it out?"<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">Said I, "Young man, please do not try to aid<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With your advice the mighty Power that made<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What little there is of you. There are still<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Schemes you don't comprehend, and never will.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You're talented, I think; but no one cares<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To have you help the Lord in His affairs.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why, probably, right where that church has stood,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There'll soon be built another, twice as good;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And some mean, tight insurance company will<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Perhaps be made to pay more'n half the bill.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Lord knows, in these fool-confounding scenes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When to rebuild, and where to get the means."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He turned away his head exceeding far,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And lit a little bit of white cigar;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But gave, "to such extent as I could see,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No more of his theology to me.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm none too good; but when men jeer and flout,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I like to have them know what they're about.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<h3>WHEN PROMETHEUS STOLE THE FLAME.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When Prometheus stole the flame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he know what with it came?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he look afar and see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All the blessings that would be?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Could he view the gentle gloam<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of the fireside of a home?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or the centre-table's blaze,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Turning evenings into days,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where, encamped with quiet zest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Happy children toil and rest?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he view the parlor's gleam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or the 'wildering palace dream?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">See the torch's floating glare<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Burn its way through walls of air;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or, through under-regions trace<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Earth's remotest hiding-place?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he see the flags of steam<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O'er the cities flash and gleam?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To his vision, like a star,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did the light-house gleam afar,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which another eye should be<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the traveller of the sea?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If Prometheus, tortured&mdash;bound&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Knew the blessings man had found,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then his sufferings must have been<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Soothed by blessings from within.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When Prometheus stole the flame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he know what with it came?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he see the fire up-steal,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rise, and take its midnight meal?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he view the palace wall<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stumble 'mid the smoke and fall?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he see some cherished home<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Feed a fiery ocean's foam?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did he hear the war-alarms<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of a nation called to arms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And behold men, in their ire,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Murdering men with bolts of fire?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did some miscreant cross his sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bent on booty or on spite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stealing steps into the dark,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the incendiary spark?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Did there, faint and haggard, rise<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ghosts before his startled eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Godly men of scathless name,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Felled for fuel to the flame;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a short-lived earthly hell<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thrown, for voicing heaven too well?<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If he knew that glittering thing<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would to Earth such curses bring,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then his sufferings may have been<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Edged with poison from within.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">March</span> 20, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Somehow, the fire I saw not long ago<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Has subsequently chased me, high and low;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Runs back and forth betwixt my head and heart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And shows no disposition to depart.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And so I've wandered 'round (too much, perhaps),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And got acquainted with the fireman chaps,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And planted good cigars where they would seem<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Inclined to grow up helpful to my scheme.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I never smoke; but, travelling near and far,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There's few things help one like a good cigar;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When safe between a neighbor's teeth 'tis hung,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It oils his ways and loosens up his tongue.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I get more from cigars, before it's through,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than all the fellows that I give them to.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Perhaps they should not smoke; but, if they will,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My method helps their families foot the bill.)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Not long ago a sturdy fireman lad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who smoked up every last cigar I had,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Unrolled the following story to my view,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which I believe (conditionally) true:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>"FLASH:" THE FIREMAN'S STORY.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Flash" was a white-foot sorrel, an' run on Number Three:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not much stable manners&mdash;an average horse to see;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Notional in his methods&mdash;strong in loves an' hates;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not very much respected, or popular 'mongst his mates;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></div></div>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Dull an' moody an' sleepy, an' "off" on quiet days;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Full o' turbulent, sour looks, an' small, sarcastic ways;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Scowled an' bit at his partner, an' banged the stable floor&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With other means intended to designate life a bore.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 304px;">
+<img src="images/illus12.jpg" width="304" height="300" alt="&quot;HE BEGGED THAT HORSE&#39;S PARDON UPON HIS BENDED KNEES.&quot;" title="He begged that horse&#39;s pardon upon his bended knees." />
+<span class="caption">&quot;HE BEGGED THAT HORSE&#39;S PARDON UPON HIS BENDED KNEES.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But when, be't day or night time, he heard the alarm-bell ring,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He'd rush for his place in the harness with a regular tiger spring;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' watch, with nervous shivers, the clasp of buckle an' band,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until 'twas plainly evident he'd like to lend a hand.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' when the word was given, away he would rush an' tear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if a thousand witches was rumplin' up his hair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' craze the other horses with his magnetic charm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till every hoof-beat sounded a regular fire-alarm!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Never a horse a jockey would notice an' admire<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like Flash in front of his engine a-runnin' to a fire;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Never a horse so lazy, so dawdlin', an' so slack,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As Flash upon his return trip, a-drawin' the engine back.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, when the different horses gets tender-footed an' old,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They're no use in our business; so Flash was finally sold<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To quite a respectable milkman, who found it not so fine<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A-bossin' one o' God's creatures outside it's natural line.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Seems as if I could see Flash a-mopin' along here now,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Feelin' that he was simply assistant to a cow;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But sometimes he'd imagine he heard the alarm-bell's din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' jump an' rear for a season before they could hold him in;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' once, in spite o' his master, he strolled in 'mongst us chaps,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To talk with the other horses, of former fires, perhaps;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whereat the milkman kicked him; whereat, us boys to please,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He begged that horse's pardon upon his bended knees.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But one day, for a big fire as we was makin' a dash,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Both o' the horses we had on somewhat resemblin' Flash,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yellin' an' ringin' an' rushin', with excellent voice an' heart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We passed the poor old fellow, a-tuggin' away at his cart.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If ever I see an old hoss grow upward into a new&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If ever I see a milkman whose traps behind him flew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas that old hoss, a-rearin' an' racin' down the track,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' that respectable milkman a-tryin' to hold him back.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Away he rushed like a cyclone for the head o' "Number Three,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gained the lead, an' kept it, an' steered his journey free;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dodgin' wagons an' horses, an' still on the keenest "silk,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' furnishin' all that neighborhood with good, respectable milk.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Crowd a-yellin' an' runnin', an' vainly hollerin' "Whoa!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Milkman bracin' an' sawin', with never a bit o' show;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Firemen laughin' an' chucklin', an' shoutin' "Good! go in!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hoss a-gettin' down to it, an' sweepin' along like sin.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 396px;">
+<img src="images/illus13.jpg" width="396" height="400" alt="&quot;AWAY HE RUSHED LIKE A CYCLONE FOR THE HEAD O&#39; &#39;NUMBER THREE.&#39;&quot;" title="Away he rushed like a cyclone " />
+<span class="caption">&quot;AWAY HE RUSHED LIKE A CYCLONE FOR THE HEAD O&#39; &#39;NUMBER THREE.&#39;&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Finally came where the fire was&mdash;halted with a "thud;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sent the respectable milkman heels over head in mud;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Watched till he see the engines properly workin' there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">After which he relinquished all interest in the affair.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Moped an' wilted an' dawdled, "faded away" once more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Took up his old occupation&mdash;considerin' life a bore;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Laid down in his harness, an'&mdash;sorry I am to say&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The milkman he had drawn there took his dead body away.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">That's the whole o' my story: I've seen, more'n once or twice,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That poor dead animals' actions is full o' human advice;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' if you ask what Flash taught, I'll simply answer, then,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That poor old horse was a symbol of some intelligent men.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 271px;">
+<img src="images/illus14.jpg" width="271" height="250" alt="Laid down in his harness" title="Laid down in his harness" />
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' if, as some consider, there's animals in the sky,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I think the poor old fellow is gettin' another try;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But if he should sniff the big fire that plagues the abode o' sin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It'll take the strongest angel to hold the old fellow in.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">March</span> 20, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Speaking of fires, my powers of language fail;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They run them here upon so large a scale.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My son, Charles Sumner (who is, by-the-way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In Europe&mdash;terms ten dollars by the day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Paid strictly in advance), can rhyme somewhat,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And often seems to me to touch the spot,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And light the truth up with a healthier glare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And make it <i>truthfuller</i> for his being there.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(But in such furrows human nature runs,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That old men aren't good critics for their sons.)<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">He used to rush (as youngsters often will)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To every fire we had at Tompkins Hill,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And seemed to plan less how to put them out<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than to get something new to write about.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He struck a rhyme I think isn't over bad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">About a "fire" our little village had<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Or city; for that town took city airs<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Before its village short-clothes reached repairs).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I found a copy of it t'other day<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where he had laid it carefully away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To keep me from not finding it (he meant<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To get it back in the next check I sent).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twill cost me several dollars yet, I fear;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll paste the fellow's nonsense right in here:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE.</h3>
+
+<p>I.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">'Twas a drowsy night on Tompkins Hill:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The very leaves of the trees lay still;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The world was slumbering, ocean deep;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And even the stars seemed half asleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And winked and blinked at the roofs below,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As yearning for morn, that they might go.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The streets as stolid and still did lie<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As they would have done if streets could die;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The sidewalks stretched as quietly prone<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if a foot they had never known;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And not a cottage within the town,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But looked as if it would fain lie down.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Away in the west a stacken-cloud,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With white arms drooping and bare head bowed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Was leaning against&mdash;with drowsy eye&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The dark blue velveting of the sky.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And that was the plight<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Things were in that night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Before we were roused the foe to fight&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The foe so greedy and grand and bright&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">That plagued old Deacon Tompkins.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>II.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Deacon lay on his first wife's bed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His second wife's pillow beneath his head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His third wife's coverlet o'er him wide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His fourth wife slumbering by his side.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The parson visioned his Sunday's text,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And what he should hurl at Satan next;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The doctor a drowsy half-vigil kept,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Still studying, as he partly slept,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How men might glutton, and tope, and fly<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the face of Death, and still not die;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The lawyer dreamed that his clients meant<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To club together, and then present,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As proof that their faith had not grown dim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A small bright silver hatchet to him;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The laborer such sound slumber knew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He hadn't a dream the whole night through;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The ladies dreamed&mdash;but I can't say well<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What 'tis they dream, for they never tell!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In short, such a general drowsy time<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had ne'er been known in that sleepy clime,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">As on the night<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Of clamor and fright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We were roused the treacherous foe to fight&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The foe so greedy and grand and bright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And carrying such an appetite&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">That plagued old Deacon Tompkins.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>III.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When all at once the old court-house bell<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Which had a voice like a maniac's yell)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cried out, as if in its dim old sight<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The judgment-day had come in the night.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Bang whang whang bang clang dang bang whang,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The poor old parcel of metal sang;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whereat, from mansion, cottage, and shed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rose men and women as from the dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In different stages of attire,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And shouted, "The town is all afire!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Which came as near to being true<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As some more leisurely stories do.)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They saw on the Deacon's house a glare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And everybody hurried there;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And such a lot of visitors he<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had never before the luck to see.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Deacon received these guests of night<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a costume very simple and white;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And after a drowsy, scared "Ahem!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He asked them what he could do for them.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Fire! fire!" they shouted; "your house's afire!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then, with energy sudden and dire,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They rushed through the mansion's solitudes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And helped the Deacon to move his goods.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And that was the sight<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We had that night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When roused by the people who saw the light<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Atop of the cottage, cozy and white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Where lived old Deacon Tompkins.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 469px;">
+<img src="images/illus15.jpg" width="469" height="600" alt="HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE." title="How we fought the fire" />
+<span class="caption">HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>IV.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ah me! the way that they rummaged round!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ah me! the startling things they found!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No one with a fair idea of space<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would ever have thought that in one place<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Were half the things that, with a shout,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">These neighborly burglars hustled out.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Came articles that the Deacon's wives<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had all been gathering half their lives;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Came furniture such as one might see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Didn't grow in the trunk of every tree;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A tall clock, centuries old, 'twas said,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Leaped out of a window, heels o'er head;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A veteran chair, in which, when new,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">George Washington sat for a minute or two;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A bedstead strong, as if in its lap<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Old Time might take his terminal nap;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dishes, that in meals long agone<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Deacon's fathers had eaten on;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clothes, made of every cut and hue,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That couldn't remember when they were new;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A mirror, scathless many a day<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">('Twas promptly smashed in the regular way);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Old shoes enough, if properly thrown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To bring good luck to all creatures known;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And children thirteen, more or less,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In varying plenitude of dress.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And that was the sight<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">We had that night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When roused, the terrible foe to fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which blazed aloft to a moderate height,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And turned the cheeks of the timid white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Including Deacon Tompkins.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>V.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Lo! where the engines, reeking hot,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dashed up to the interesting spot:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Came Number Two, "The City's Hope,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Propelled by a line of men and rope;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And after them, on a spiteful run,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"The Ocean Billows," or Number One.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And soon the two, induced to "play"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By a hundred hands, were working away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until, to the Deacon's flustered sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As he danced about in his robe of white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It seemed as if, by the hand of Fate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">House-cleaning day were some two years late,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And with complete though late success,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had just arrived by the night express.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The "Ocean Billows" were at high tide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And flung their spray upon every side;<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">The "City's Hope" were in perfect trim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Preventing aught like an interim;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And a "Hook-and-Ladder Company" came,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With hooks and ropes and a long hard name,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And with an iconoclastic frown<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Were about to pull the whole thing down,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When some one raised the assuring shout,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"It's only the chimney a-burnin' out!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whereat, with a sense of injured trust,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The crowd went home in complete disgust.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Scarce one of those who, with joyous shout,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Assisted the Deacon in moving out,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Refrained from the homeward-flowing din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To help the Deacon at moving in.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">And that was the plight<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">In which, that night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They left the Deacon, clad in white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who felt he was hardly treated right,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And used some words, in the flickering light,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not orthodox in their purport quite&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Poor, put-out Deacon Tompkins!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">Let me a moment indite<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Scenes that I witnessed one night:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>["YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE IS CONRAD?"]</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"You will tell me where is Conrad?" said an old man, bent and gray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While the flames were wildly dancing, and the walls were giving way.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I haf heard some ones was buried&mdash;underneath the ruins fell;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He was in de topmost story&mdash;ach, mein Gott! I luf him well!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I will tell you how you knew him: he had full and laughing eye,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And his face was smooth and smiling&mdash;and he was too young to die.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Hair he had like clouds at sunset when anodher day is done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I luf him&mdash;how I luf him! and he is mein only son.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Say, Policeman, tell me truly that this young man you did see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I all the money gif you, such as I could bring with me.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Tell me that he anxious acted&mdash;that he hunted far and long,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like as children would be calling for their fadher in a throng;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Or he wounded was, pray tell me&mdash;in the hospital to lie?&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I will just now hasten to him, and I not will let him die!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Tell me&mdash;oh, you must not told me&mdash;dead you haf my Conrad see?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet if so is I can stand that&mdash;I did long a soldier be.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Only&mdash;Death, we do not fear him when we hear the bullets sing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But to haf my boy killed this way is a rather different thing.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Only&mdash;that his poor old mudher, she waits home all full of fear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I cannot there be going, till I take good news from here!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Young he was when we did bring him from the Rhine land o'er the sea;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I did lif for her and Conrad&mdash;she did lif for him and me.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Other ones we bring not with us: Gott he says, 'These more be mine;'<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And we left them all a-sleeping 'mong the vineyards of the Rhine.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"He haf not a cross word gif us&mdash;he haf luf us every day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And if he to-night comes home not, 'tis the first that he's away.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Let me to that fire, Policeman! I care what for walls or brand?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Maybe he in there be living&mdash;reaching for his fadher's hand!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Let me past, I say, Policeman! I haf work there to be done!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let go me or I will strike you!&mdash;is it that you haf no son?"<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Still the flames were like a furnace, and the walls were crashing loud,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the old man, held in safety, fainted 'mid the trembling crowd.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And the mother watched and wondered, with her great eyes scarcely wet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But, half dazed amid her sorrow, waits for Conrad even yet.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span></div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="WATER" id="WATER"></a>WATER.</h2>
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar</i>.]</h4>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">April</span> 25, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">RAIN&mdash;rain&mdash;rain&mdash;for three good solid fluid weeks&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till the air swims, and all creation leaks!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And street-cars furnish still less room to spare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hackmen several times have earned their fare.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The omnibuses lumber through the din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And carry clay outside as well as in;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The elevated trains, with jerky care,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Haul half-way comfort through the dripping air;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The gutters gallop past the liquid scene,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As brisk as meadow brooks, though not so clean;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What trees the city keeps for comfort's sake,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are shedding tears as if their hearts would break;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And water tries to get, by storming steady,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That fourth of all the world it hasn't already.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And men are not so sweet as men could wish,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In air that wouldn't offend a moderate fish;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Few places can be found, outside or in,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where this dark-featured weather has not been;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For man has always striven, and in vain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To roof his <i>disposition</i> from the rain.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've strolled about, this morning, several miles,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Mongst men who get their living by their smiles;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've set my old umbrella up to drip<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In places where I claimed relationship<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Or, rather, where my heart did; and that's more<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than blood connection is, sixteen times o'er);<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've journeyed up and down through half Broadway,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And did not see a first-class smile to-day.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And so, in spite of all that I can do,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">These gold-bowed spectacles are growing blue;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And my old heart must bear along the road<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A fanciful but rather heavy load;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A painful pressure from a hand unseen:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Most any one knows nearly what I mean.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I think I'll powder up this dark-skinned day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By going, to-night, to hear the actors play!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They'll make me laugh, and tone me up a bit,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And get me out of this unnatural fit.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><i>11 o'clock P.M.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Got back alive; and that's worth thinking on,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From where there's been such lots of killing done;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mercy! it was a somewhat skittish sight&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So many people butchered in one night!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas just a lot of people playing crime&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A sort of murder-picnic all the time.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We found the theatre with handbills spread,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Near where the notice in the paper said<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(The weather had slacked up an hour or so,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Wife thought she would condescend to go),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And after stumbling over several chaps,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who thought they'd met us somewhere else, perhaps,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And cheerfully addressed us o'er and o'er,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if they'd known us several years or more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Persisting in affording us a chance<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To buy our tickets at a slight advance<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(The theatres employ these men, I've heard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To greet their patrons with a friendly word,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And light their way in with kind word and smile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And make a dollar out of them meanwhile);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We brushed past these remarkable "dead-beats,"<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">Some tickets bought, and scrambled to our seats.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">After a piece of music by the band,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The curtain rose before a castle grand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And soldiers talking, with a half-scared mien,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">About a spook that one of them had seen.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When lo! this ghost appears, plump to their view,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And will not talk, although they beg him to.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I whispered to my wife that I'd a freak<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That a newspaper man could make him speak;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But suddenly my comments had to cease,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For Wife encouraged me to hold my peace.)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When lo! this ghost, who, thus far, might have come<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Out of a sky-asylum for the dumb,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Speaks with a queer but rather human sound,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When once his son, the Prince, gets on the ground;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And taking him aside, ten feet almost,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Tells the poor boy that he's his father's ghost,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose own false brother softly to him crept,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And poured him full of poison while he slept.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then the young man got mad, though to my mind<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas lunacy of quite a knowing kind;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And went to work with an apparent view<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of killing off 'most every one he knew.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I haven't the time his actions all to state;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll only say he managed it first-rate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And some way killed all relatives he saw,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From uncle to prospective father-in-law;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when he got through, those he hadn't snuffed out<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Were hardly worth while bothering about.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I mustn't forget to say that this poor elf<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Became, at last, a good square corpse himself.)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I looked around, and, the whole building through,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Women were shedding tears as if 'twas true;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Wife was 'most too much concerned to speak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And even my old eyes had sprung a leak.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas a moist time; and I remarked, "'Tis plain<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We've come out of the rain into the rain."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I got so full of funeral, sitting there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, when we once more sniffed the clean, live air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It seemed a piece of good-luck all around,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To get away once more, alive and sound.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">That's what they call a "tragedy;" where Death<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Flies 'round till he himself gets out of breath;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, with sword-slashes and cold poison filled,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All who amount to anything, get killed.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's part of life; some time again I'll view it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But take a good square rest before I do it!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Here on this sea-beach I wander;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why of the storms am I fonder<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than of the sunlight above them?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the clouds: why do I love them&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Waves of the sky, onward sweeping,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or to the ocean-waves leaping?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why do I court this fierce day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dashing my face full of spray?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why, when the waves strike the shore<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With their strong, leonine roar,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Does my soul fiercely entreat them&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rush out with rapture to meet them?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why do I love to descry<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">War in the fields of the sky?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why does the chain-lightning's glare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ploughing blue meadows of air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look to my vision alway<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sweet as a star in the day?<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i1">You who in fair summer weather<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Seek this sea-city together<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Built for tumultuous rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With the famed ocean chief guest),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not half the pleasure you've known<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I, here wand'ring alone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On these wet sand-fields have found,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hearing the ocean's own sound,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Viewing fierce waves from afar<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Strive with the winter in war.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Storms that tumultuously roll<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Far through my innermost soul&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here you encounter, at last,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Harmonies wondrous and vast!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">What did I find on the shore?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Must I rehearse it once more?<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>[THE DEAD STOWAWAY.]</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He lay on the beach, just out of the reach<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of waves that had cast him by:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With fingers grim they reached for him<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As often as they came nigh.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The shore-face brown had a surly frown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And glanced at the dancing sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if to say, "Take back the clay<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You tossed this morning at me."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Great fragments rude, by the shipwreck strewed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had found by this wreck a place;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He had grasped them tight, and hope-strewn fright<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sat still on the bloated face.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Battered and bruised, forever abused,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He lay by the heartless sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if Heaven's aid had never been made<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For a villain such as he.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The fetter's mark lay heavy and dark<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Around the pulseless wrists;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The hardened scar of many a war<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Clung yet to the drooping fists.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The soul's disgrace across that face<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had built an iron track;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The half-healed gash of the jailman's lash<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Helped cover the brawny back.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The blood that flowed in a crimson road<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From a deep wound in his head<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had felt fierce pangs from the poison-fangs<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of those who his young life fed:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cursed from the very beginning<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With deeds that others had done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"More sinned against than sinning"&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so is every one!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He had never learned save what had turned<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The steps of his life amiss;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He never knew a hand-grasp true,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or the thrill of a virtuous kiss.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas poured like a flood through his young blood,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And poisoned every vein,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That wrong is right, that law is spite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And theft but honest gain.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The seeds were grown that had long been sown<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By the heart of a murderous sire:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Disease and shame, and blood aflame<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With thirst for the founts of fire.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Battered and bruised, forever abused,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He lay by the moaning sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if Heaven's aid were even afraid<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of a villain such as he.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">As he lay alone, like a sparrow prone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An angel wandered nigh:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A look she cast over that dark past,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And tears came to her eye.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 625px;">
+<img src="images/illus16.jpg" width="600" height="404" alt="&quot;BATTERED AND BRUISED, FOREVER ABUSED,
+HE LAY BY THE MOANING SEA.&quot;" title="Battered and bruised, forever abused" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;BATTERED AND BRUISED, FOREVER ABUSED,
+HE LAY BY THE MOANING SEA.&quot;</p>
+</div><p><br />
+</p>
+
+<p><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a><br /></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She bent by the dead, and tenderly said:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Poor child, you went astray;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your heart and mind were both born blind&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No wonder they lost their way!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Angels, I know, had fallen as low<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With such a dismal chance.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your heart was ironed, your soul environed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You were barred of all advance!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cursed from the very beginning<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With deeds that others have done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'More sinned against than sinning'&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so is every one!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">May</span> 24, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Lord gave Water quite a good-sized start&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Three-fourths of this world's homestead for its part;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But lawyers are not needed to convince<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That Water has been losing ever since.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The reason is not hard to understand:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For God's most knowing creatures live on land,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, naturally, every chance they get,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Find some new means to keep them from the wet.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The farms their dykes have from the ocean won;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The ground men make to build their cities on;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The bridge that from the river shelters me;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The ships&mdash;great travelling bridges of the sea&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All are an effort of ambitious man<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To make this world as solid as he can.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">These thoughts, to-day, all through my mind would run,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While looking at a bridge they've just got done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which takes a man, dry shod, from shore to shore&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A matter of a good long mile or more.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I can't describe it; but I'll let the papers<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Who tell <i>some</i> truth, 'mid all their fancy capers)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To my old scrap-book give of it a taste<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">(What I can't do with ink I'll do with paste).<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<h3>[THE WEDDING OF THE TOWNS.][5]</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Let all of the bells ring clear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And all of the flags be seen;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The King of the Western Hemisphere<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Has married the Island Queen!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For years he watched and waited<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Along the river side,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And vowed that she was fated<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To be his own fair bride;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Full many a night he wooed her<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Upon her lofty throne,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he hath long pursued her,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To make the prize his own;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Nor thankless his endeavor,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Nor coy the royal maid,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But, like true-love's course ever,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The banns were long delayed!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And boys to men had grown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And men their graves had sought;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The gulf was yet between them thrown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And the wooing came to nought.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though couriers oft were dashing<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'Twixt him and his adored,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Still was the river flashing<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Between them like a sword.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In heart they well were mated;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And patiently and long<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They for each other waited&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">These lovers true and strong.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Let never a flag be hidden!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Let never a bell be dumb!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The guests have all been bidden&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The wedding-day has come!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For many a golden year<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Shall gleam this silvery tie:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The wondering world will gather here<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And gaze with gleaming eye.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Philosophers will ponder<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">How, blessed by the hand of Heaven,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The world has another wonder<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To add to its famous seven;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Philanthropists will linger<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To view the giant span,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And point with grateful finger<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where man has toiled for man;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all will bless the year<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When, in the May-month green,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The King of the Western Hemisphere<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was wed to the Island Queen!<br /><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+<p>[5] Written on the occasion of the opening of the New York and Brooklyn Bridge.<br /><br /><br /></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">July</span> 2, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth! with iron bars to defend it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And seventeen hundred thousand ways to spend it!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How men will work, in home and foreign lands,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To get a lot of money in their hands;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How they will bar and bolt, by night and day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To keep some one from stealing it away;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, when a fresh bait strikes their fancy's eye,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How easy 'tis to make them let it fly!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lock up your cash in places howe'er strong,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You lose it when the right thief comes along.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There are some families that I could name,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who, spring and fall and winter, toil the same<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As boys with sleds for half an hour will climb,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To ride back in about five minutes' time.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">These fam'lies pinched and starved nine months will be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To make a first-class show the other three;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And some whose fortunes sprung up like a flame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Can puff it out even quicker than it came.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">These thoughts grew like June corn the other day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As I through Coney Island picked my way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And found there, pert and prosperous as could be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A land-and-water city by the sea;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And people holding, in free easy style,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A Fourth-of-July picnic all the while.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thousands were eating there amid the din,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As though they'd hardly time to do it in;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thousands were loitering in the breezy air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if they had a year or two to spare;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And every trap that ever caught a dime,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Was ready set and baited all the time!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The ocean, to my unaccustomed view,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Seemed having quite a lively picnic too;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The waves came slamming at us with a roar,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And chased each other pell-mell to the shore.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And in these waves, and adding to the noise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A lot of men and women, girls and boys,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dressed in a style that made my good wife frown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like big-sized corks went bobbing up and down.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some glided out and in, like jumping-jacks,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some rode the waves&mdash;a-lying on their backs;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And some&mdash;as decent folks as one could see&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Made capers that were very queer to see.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I noticed Miss Doozéll, much versed in books,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And quite particular about her looks,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And dignified as any one I know,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Roll over maybe thirteen times or so;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While Jeremiah Jipson, LL.D.,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who seldom makes a move above the knee,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And who, all former signs would seem to say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Never indulges in unseemly play&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When an irreverent wave he chanced to meet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stood on his head, and raised aloft his feet.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Ocean has no awe for any one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And always seems to get more'n half the fun.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But how the pretty children carry sail!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Each with his tiny shovel and his pail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Each working his own little piece of land,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And making small plantations in the sand!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">These little incidents show on their face<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That farming's natural to the human race!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When God's poor pretty ones, 'mid summer's blaze,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have lived 'mongst brick and mortar all their days,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Trying their best to blossom and not spoil,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like house-plants kidnapped from their native soil,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It must be heaven to sit here in the sand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And take old Mother Earth right by the hand!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To lie here, by no brick blocks overlooked,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And take a breath of air that hasn't been cooked!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God bless you, children! May't a long time be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Before the sand shall cover you and me!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yes, every trap that ever caught a dime<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is ready set and baited, all the time!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here nigh the shore a strange machine I found,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To see how hard, with beetles, men could pound;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And several fellows tried it, o'er and o'er,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who never handled labor so before,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And would have shown capacity to shirk,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If they had known how much it looked like work.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here round and round I saw a big wheel go,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like an old-fashioned horse-power&mdash;larger, though,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And worked by steam; and on the sweeps one finds<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Big wooden animals of different kinds:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Elephants, horses, birds of various hues,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lions and leopards, roosters, kangaroos&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All staring with great, stupid, wondering eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all about the very self-same size!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And on these beasts, sixteen times round or more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rode children of from fifty down to four,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While some big-sized hand-organ filled the air<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With crack-voiced music, plenty and to spare.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here a big premium cow&mdash;quite dead, alas!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gave milkman's milk-and-water by the glass;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here were some great "museums," which consisted<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of wondrous things that never have existed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There omnibuses hover on your track,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ready to draw you somewhere else&mdash;and back;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here "marine railroads," as you onward plod,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Will take you riding at five cents a rod;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This "elevator" lifts you pretty high,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And shows you men must look small from the sky;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yon gambling den will send you from its door,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Poorer and not much wiser than before;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That fellow there will, in an ocean view,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your picture take, and swear that it is you.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yes, every trap that ever caught a dime,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is ready set and baited, all the time!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And sometimes everything seems blurred, indeed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With man's surprising wickedness and greed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till you most feel there's nothing genuine there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Excepting ocean waves and open air!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But still they can't put all God's plans to death<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To let the people have an honest breath;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so, while thinking it all up, to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I finally felt called upon to say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thank the good Lord, from whom all blessings fall,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For making Coney Island, after all!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">My cousin, Abdiel Stebbins, large and slow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Arrived at Ocean Grove some days ago;<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">He stopped off in this city on the way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And stayed here with us two weeks and one day<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(For we keep up our airy home in town<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether the mercury goes up or down&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not liking to exchange it very well<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For a small sweat-box in a large hotel).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He promised that the first hour he could spare<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He'd write us how he liked it over there;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The letter, like himself, is rather queer;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Perhaps I'd better paste it right in here:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>[FARMER STEBBINS AT OCEAN GROVE.]</h3>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Ocean Grove</span>, <i>June</i> 30, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Cousin John:</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We got here safe&mdash;my worthy wife and me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And took a tent here in the woods contigious to the sea;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We've harvested such means of grace as growed within our reach&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We've been to several meetings here, and heard the Bishop preach;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And everything went easy like until we took a whim&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My wife and I&mdash;one breezy day, to take an ocean swim.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We shouldn't have ventured on't, I think, if Sister Sunnyhopes<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hadn't urged us over and again, and said she knew "the ropes,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And told how soothing it would be "in ocean rills to lave,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And "sport within the bounding surf," and "ride the crested wave;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so we went along with her&mdash;my timid wife and me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Two inland noodles, for our first acquaintance with the sea.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They put me in a work-day rig, as usually is done&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A wampus and short overalls all sewed up into one.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I had to pull and tug and shrink to make the thing go 'round<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(You are aware my peaceful weight will crowd three hundred pound).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They took my wig and laid it up&mdash;to keep it dry, they said&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And strapped a straw-stack of a hat on my devoted head.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They put my wife into a frock too short by full a third:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas somewhat in the Bloomer style&mdash;I told her 'twas absurd!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You know she's rather long and slim&mdash;somewhat my opposite&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And clothes that was not made for her is likely not to fit;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But as we was we vent'red in&mdash;my timid wife and me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And formed our first acquaintance with the inconsistent sea.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 173px;">
+<img src="images/illus17.jpg" width="173" height="250" alt="Miss Sunnyhopes wading" title="Miss Sunnyhopes wading" />
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Miss Sunnyhopes she waded out a-looking nice and sweet<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(She'd had her dress made to the store, and trimmed from head to feet);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I went next, and grabbed their rope just as she told me to,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Wife came third, a-looking scared, scarce knowing what to do.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then Sister Sunnyhopes a smile of virgin sweetness gave,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And said, "Now watch your chance, and jump&mdash;here comes a <i>lovely</i> wave!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I must have jumped, I rather think, the wrong time of the moon;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At any rate the "lovely wave" occurred to me too soon!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It took me sudden, with a rude and unexpected shock;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd rather meet the stoutest pair of horns in all my flock!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then to top the circus out, and make the scene more fine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I tried to <i>kick</i> this "lovely wave," and let right go the line.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 321px;">
+<img src="images/illus18.jpg" width="321" height="300" alt="&quot;TWO INLAND NOODLES, FOR OUR FIRST ACQUAINTANCE WITH THE SEA.&quot;" title="Two inland noodles" />
+<span class="caption">&quot;TWO INLAND NOODLES, FOR OUR FIRST ACQUAINTANCE WITH THE SEA.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">On county fairs and 'lection days, in walking through a crowd,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm rather firm to jostle 'gainst&mdash;perhaps it makes me proud;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But if it does, that wave just preached how <i>sureness</i> never pays,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And seemed to say, "How small is man, no odds how much he weighs!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It kicked and cuffed me all about, in spite of right or law,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With all the qualities they give an average mother-in-law!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then it set me on the bank, quite thankful for my life,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And looking 'round I give a gaze to find my faithful wife;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But she had kind o' cut this wave with all the edge she had,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And stood a-looking 'round for me, uncommon moist and sad;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While Sister Sunnyhopes with smiles was looking sweet and gay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A-floating on her dainty back some several rods away!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;">
+<img src="images/illus19.jpg" width="450" height="150" alt="Sister Sunnyhopes floating on her back." title="Sister Sunnyhopes floating on her back." />
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She looked so newish pretty there&mdash;(she knowed it, too, the elf!)&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The crowd was all admiring her, and so was I myself;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And while I once more grasped the line, beside my wife of truth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My eyes <i>would</i> rove to Sister S.&mdash;her beauty and her youth;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When all at once a brindle wave, uncommon broad and deep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Came thrashing down on Wife and me, and flopped us in a heap!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 424px;">
+<img src="images/illus20.jpg" width="424" height="300" alt="flopped us in a heap" title="flopped us in a heap" />
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 464px;">
+<img src="images/illus21.jpg" width="464" height="250" alt="my wife across of me" title="my wife across of me" />
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Heels over head&mdash;all in a bunch&mdash;my wife across of me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I on some misguided folks who happened there to be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My hat untied and floated off, and left my bald head bare&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When I got out, if I'd have spoke, 'twould warmed up all the air!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We drank 'bout two-thirds of the sea&mdash;my gasping wife and I&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While Sister S. still floated soft, a-gazing at the sky!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 360px;">
+<img src="images/illus22.jpg" width="360" height="300" alt="&quot;WE VOTED THAT WE&#39;D HAD ENOUGH.&quot;" title="We voted that we&#39;d had enough" />
+<span class="caption">&quot;WE VOTED THAT WE&#39;D HAD ENOUGH.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We voted that we'd had enough, and got right out the way<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Before another wave arrived, and bid the sea good-day.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We looked as like two drownded rats as ever such was called,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With one of them a dumbed old fool and most completely bald.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But, like a woman true she says&mdash;my shivering wife to me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"We will not mind; there's others here looks just as bad as we."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, Sister Sunnyhopes, by'm-by, came back into our tent,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As sleek or sleeker than before, and asked us "When we went?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Said I, "My dear good Sister S., please do not now pretend<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You did not see our voyage through, and mark its doleful end.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you would play the mermaid fair, why such I'd have you be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But we're too old to take that part&mdash;my faithful wife and me;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Some folks may be who ocean waves are fitted to command,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But we've concluded <i>we</i> was built expressly for the land.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when I want amusement for an uncompleted day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I guess I'll go and take it in some good old-fashioned way;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And will not stand upon my head 'fore all the folks that's there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wildly wave my dumbed old feet in all the neighboring air!"<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="VICE" id="VICE"></a>VICE.</h2>
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">September</span> 10, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Ah me! it makes a sinner wondrous blue,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To see so many other sinners too!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When I rake over all my faults, and then<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Notice the same, or worse, in other men,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It makes me very much surprised and sad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That Heaven should see Earth turning out so bad!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Vice, vice, vice, vice! The <i>country's</i> mean enough,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And has some villains that are pretty rough;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But in this town, where art and nature both<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are shoved into their very greatest growth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And where the utmost of all things is found,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Devil has his best men on the ground,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gives them weapons meeting his own views,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all the ammunition they can use!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Vice, vice, vice, vice! I never had been led<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To think that Evil had so long a head!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've seen more ingenuity displayed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In one crime, than 'twould take to learn a trade.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Such cute inventions Sin will take in charge:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Old Satan's patent-office must be large!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And yet, for all their craft, in time how brief<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How many of these rascals come to grief!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For though within them cunning may abound,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The plain-clothed Truth is always standing round,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or following rogues through every land and clime,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gets them, if you'll only give him time.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I don't believe&mdash;as some good people say&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Devil leads men on from day to day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And takes them to a rock, and, first they know,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pitches them off into some gulf below;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or baits them into different traps, and then<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Doesn't try at all to get them out again:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I think he'd like to keep them, safe and sound,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Doing his nasty work the whole year round;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when a rogue fails up and comes to grief,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It hurts his brimstone-clothed but helpless chief!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">These thoughts limped past my saddened mind to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As through State's prison I pursued my way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Led round by one who didn't seem to be knowing<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What melancholy pictures he was showing!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Those walls and guards, that all escape opposed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Those thick, iron doors&mdash;it thundered when they closed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The cells&mdash;each one a closet full of gloom:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd just as soon sleep in a metal tomb![6]<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The hard-faced men who worked away (no doubt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For fear of hard-faced men that stood about),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wearing that garb of stripes a free man loathes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if Law whipped them&mdash;even with their clothes;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The way they glance up at you from within<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Their drooping eyelids, hard with grief or sin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wondering, as they gaze upon you so,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you are not some one they used to know;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The ghosts you feel, that creep 'round, all the time,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Among these men who've shaken hands with crime;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The mournful hope that some are toiling here<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose innocence in heaven is proved out clear:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All these things to my inmost spirit talked,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As through those regions dark I slowly walked;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when the front door closed behind me&mdash;free&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The fresh air seemed like heaven itself to me!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I recollect once getting sick with pain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When sitting near a sheriff, on the train,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who had a young man with him&mdash;not of age&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whom he was taking to this stone-bound cage.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The poor boy talked to him with drooping head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And these are something like the words he said:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[6]&nbsp;&nbsp; And yet 'twas quite affecting, I declare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">How some had ornaments up, even there!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Not crime itself, or sad misfortune's smart<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Can crush all sense of beauty from the heart!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3><br /><br />[THE BOY CONVICT'S STORY.]</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I'd rather sit here, Mr. Sheriff&mdash;up near to the end of the car;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We won't do so much advertising if we stay in the seat where we are.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That sweet little dude saw the bracelets that you on my wrists have bestowed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And tells the new passengers promptly you're "taking me over the road."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've had a well-patronized trial&mdash;the neighbors all know of my fall;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But when I get out among strangers I'm sensitive-like, after all.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For I was a lad of good prospects, some three or four summers ago&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There wasn't any boy in our township who made a more promising show!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I learned all of Solomon's proverbs, and took in their goodness and worth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till I felt like a virtue-hooped barrel, chock-full of the salt of the earth.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And this precious picnic of sorrow would likely enough have been saved,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If I had had less of a heart, sir, or home had contained what it craved.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">For the time when a boy is in danger of walking a little bit wild,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is when he's too young to be married&mdash;too old to be known as a child;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A bird in the lonely grass thickets, just out of the parent tree thrown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Too large to be kept in the old nest&mdash;too small to have one of his own;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When, desolate 'mid his companions, his soul is a stake to be won;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Tis then that the Devil stands ready to get a good chance to catch on!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, yes! I'd a good enough home, sir, so far as the house was concerned;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My parents were first-class providers&mdash;I ate full as much as I earned.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My clothes were all built of good timber, and fit every day to be seen;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There wasn't any lock on the pantry&mdash;my bedroom was tidy and clean;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And taking the home up and down, sir, I'd more than an average part,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With one quite important exception&mdash;<i>there wasn't any room for my heart</i>.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The house couldn't have been any colder, with snow-drifts in every room!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The house needn't have been any darker to make a respectable tomb!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I used to stop short on the door-step, and brace up a minute or more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And bid a good-bye to the sunshine, before I would open the door;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I used to feed daily on icebergs&mdash;take in all the freeze I could hold&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then go out and warm in the sunshine, because my poor heart was so cold!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And hadn't I a father and mother? Oh yes! just as good as they make&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>Too</i> good, I have often suspected (though maybe that last's a mistake).<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But they'd travelled so long and so steady the way to Perfection's abode,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They hadn't any feeling for fellows who could not as yet find the road;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so, till some far advanced mile-post on goodness's pike I could win,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They thought of me, not as their own child, but as one of the children of sin.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And hadn't I brothers and sisters? Oh yes! till they somewhat had grown;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, shivering, they went off and left me to stand the cold weather alone.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For I had the luck to be youngest&mdash;the last on the family page,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The one to prop up the old roof-tree&mdash;the staff of my parents' old age;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who well understood all the uses to which a mere staff is applied;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They used me whenever convenient&mdash;then carelessly threw me aside!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And hadn't I any associates? Oh yes! I had friends, more or less,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But seldom I asked them to visit our house with the slightest success;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whenever the project was mentioned, they'd somehow look blue like and chill,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And mention another engagement they felt it their duty to fill;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For&mdash;now I am only a convict, there's no harm in telling the truth&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My home was a fearful wet blanket to blood that was seasoned with youth!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Not one blessčd thing that was cheerful; no festivals, frolics, or games;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No novels of any description&mdash;'twas wicked to mention their names!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My story-books suddenly vanished, my checker-boards never would keep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No newspaper came through <i>our</i> doorway unless it was first put to sleep!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And as for love&mdash;well, that old song, sir, is very melodious and fine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With "No place like home" in the chorus&mdash;I hope there ain't many like mine!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And so, soon my body got hating a place which my soul couldn't abide,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Pleasure was all the time smiling, and motioning me to her side;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when I start out on a journey, I'm likely to go it by leaps,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For good or for bad, I'm no half-way&mdash;I'm one or the other for keeps.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My wild oats flew thicker and faster&mdash;I reaped the same crop that I sowed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And now I am going to market&mdash;I'm taking it over the road!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yes, it grieved my good father and mother to see me so sadly astray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They deeply regretted my downfall&mdash;in a strictly respectable way;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They gave me some more admonition, and sent me off full of advice,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wondered to see such a villain from parents so good and precise.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Indeed I have often conjectured, when full of neglect and its smarts,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I must have been left on the door-step of their uncongenial hearts!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">My home in the prison is waiting&mdash;it opens up clear to my sight;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hard work and no pay-day a-coming, a close cell to sleep in at night.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And there I must lie sad and lonesome, with more tribulation than rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wake in the morning with sorrow sharp sticking like steel in my breast;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But maybe the strain and the trouble won't quite so much o'er me prevail,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As 'twould be to some one who wasn't brought up in a kind of a jail!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>You've</i> got a good home, Mr. Sheriff, with everything cosy and nice,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And 'tisn't for a wrist-shackled convict to offer <i>you</i> words of advice;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But this I <i>must</i> say, of all places your children may visit or call,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Make <span class="smcap">Home</span> the most pleasant and happy&mdash;the sweetest and best of them all;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For the Devil won't offer a dollar to have his world-chances improved,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When Home is turned into a side-show, with half the attractions removed!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>Don't</i> think I'm too bitter, good sheriff&mdash;I like you: you've been very good;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm ever and ever so grateful&mdash;would pay it all back if I could.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I didn't mean to slander my parents&mdash;I've nothing against their good name,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And as for my unrighteous actions, it's mostly myself that's to blame;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Still, <i>if I'd had a home</i>&mdash;But the prison is only one station ahead&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm done, Mr. Sheriff; forget me, but <i>don't</i> forget what I have said!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><br /><span class="smcap">September 15, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Vice, vice, vice, vice!&mdash;and 'tisn't all clear and free,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where any one can take a look and see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then decide, immediate, on the spot,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether he'll buy his soul-farm there or not;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's scattered round about so 'mongst the good,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Folks can't entirely shun it when they would.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Much better to escape it we'd be able,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If 'twas obliged to carry 'round a label<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(It always does, some time before it ages,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But not enough so in its early stages).<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">My mind was led around about this way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By a well-dressed young man I met to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who strove to twist some money out of me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But had, instead, a first-class lecture free.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">My cousin, Abdiel Stebbins, large and good,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Inclined to do even better than he should,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And with a heart that gets him into scrapes<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of a most strange variety of shapes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But who, before they've run a fatal course,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Always gets out of them by sheer main force,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wrote me two letters, several years ago,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which I have kept, with no intent to show,<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">But simply to read over now and then<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As part of my text-book entitled "Men."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I think I'll get my cousin's wail by letter,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And paste it here where I can find it better.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>[FARMER STEBBINS ON THE BOWERY.]</h3>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Cousin John</span>:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We got here safe&mdash;my worthy wife an' me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' then I looked the village through to see what I could see:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I rode upon the cur'us track with stations all up-stairs;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I walked through Wall Street all its length, an' saw no bulls or bears;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I patronized a red-nosed chap with manners very queer,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who hadn't had a thing to eat for somethin' like a year;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I saw the road commissioners to work upon a bridge<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A million times as large as that we built at Tompkins' Ridge&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I'm told that they are makin' it, though maybe that's all fun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To use the coming century, an' hope to get it done)&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When who should up an' grasp my hand, with face of genuine joy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Cousin Jeroboam Jones, my cousin's oldest boy!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I had not seen him years an' years&mdash;no wonder he looked strange;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His face an' form in some respects had undergone a change;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But then there wasn't a chance of doubt that that was him, because,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If not, how should he ever know that I was who I was?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We brushed our old acquaintance up, an' soon was at our ease,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A wanderin' all about the place, as cozy as you please.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It's nicer far, in foreign towns, than 'tis to be alone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To walk with one whose blood proceeds from sources near your own;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A sim'lar temp'rature of heart, a sort of family ease,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Enables you to work your tongue as lib'ral as you please;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so I found myself quite soon uncommonly at home,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Describin' all my business through to Cousin Jerobo'm.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He listened very docile like, an' hadn't much to say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But what he did was vent'red in a satisfact'ry way;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He'd severed somewhat from his kin, an' sort o' lost the run,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But he recalled the Stebbinses, when mentioned, one by one;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' takin' him inside an' out, our family scarcely owns<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A relative more relishin' than Jeroboam Jones.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He's teacher in a Sunday-school, he told me, by the way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which has a room, above a store, that's open every day.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"For if," he says, "we come across a child that needs our care,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We cannot wait till Sunday comes&mdash;we join 'em then an' there.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' if you want to see the way our worthy cause is run,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Come in an' take a little look&mdash;our 'social's' just begun."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The scholars hadn't come, as yet; the Superintendent, though,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Was sittin' at a table, like, an' bowed extremely low;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' heard the praise on poor old me my cousin had to tell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' said he joyed to meet a friend of one he loved so well;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I talked back; an' for a time our converse did not cease&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A regular three-cornered gush of friendship, love, an' peace.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' then he showed me how they run their "grab-bags" an' all such<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(We have the same at home, you know, although not near so much);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' then he had some val'ables on numbers that you saw,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With figures correspondin'ly, in envelopes, to draw;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I gin him fifty cents to help a cause I dearly hold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' drew a velvet hymn-book, with a clasp resemblin' gold!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">My cousin pressed my hand with some congratulatin' jokes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And said, "Ah me! the Stebbinses was always lucky folks!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But after all, their <i>shrewdness</i> is the thing that lets them win."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Which made me proud, though I didn't see just where the shrewd came in.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But buyin' a five-dollar book at that unheard-of price,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' helpin' of the cause meanwhile, was unsuspected nice.)<br /></span>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 625px;">
+<img src="images/illus23.jpg" width="524" height="600" alt="&quot;TO MAKE FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS CLEAR, AN&#39; HELP THE CHILDREN TOO.&quot;" title="To make four hundred dollars clear" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;TO MAKE FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS CLEAR, AN&#39; HELP THE CHILDREN TOO.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Whereat the Superintendent said, "You're lucky, I allow;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll have to charge five dollars for a chance to draw here now."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whereat my cousin Jeroboam remarked, "If 'tisn't wrong,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll buy a draw for Cousin Steb, to help the cause along."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I shook my head, but he <i>would</i> do't; an' sure as I'm alive,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I drawed a good ten-dollar bill for Cousin Jones's five!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Whereat the Superintendent said, "You're lucky men, I vow;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A hundred dollars I must charge for every drawing now;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' fingerin' the envelopes, one opened&mdash;just a grain&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I discerned the number 11, uncommon black and plain;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' on the <i>other</i> number 11 by glancin' I could see<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Five good crisp hundr'd-dollar bills a-waitin' there for me!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 325px;">
+<img src="images/illus24.jpg" width="230" height="250" alt="&quot;WE COME &#39;THIN PART OF ONE OF IT.&quot;" title="We come &#39;thin part of one of it." />
+<p class="caption">&quot;WE COME &#39;THIN PART OF ONE OF IT.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">To make four hundred dollars clear, an' help the children too,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Was somethin' that would surely seem desirable to do;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With an unfailin' eagle eye, a heart that swelled with hope,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I watched, an' saw the very place he put that envelope;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I winked at Cousin Jeroboam, I counted out the cash,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' drawed, an' had that card revealed almost as quick as flash!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, sakes!&mdash;the second figure I had what I hadn't seen,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A <i>tail</i> that made a 7 of it! 'twas Number 17!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' on them figures on the board there nothin' was, in fact,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Except a little pamphlet like&mdash;an anti-gamblin' tract;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which hadn't any money wuth, an' won't be good for much,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Except to keep my older boys from playin' cards an' such.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now Cousin Jeroboam Jones was buried in surprise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' walked a half a mile with me, an' helped philosophize;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' says, "You come some other day&mdash;we'll try that thing agin:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We come 'thin <i>part of one of it</i>&mdash;the next time we shall win."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, nearin' to a corner, he took kindly leave o' me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Because of some new scholars there that he must go an' see.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I give you this experience, John, but please don't tell it now;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let Tompkins take the chestnut horse, an' sell the brindle cow;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' gather up what cash besides I have a-lyin' loose,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' send the whole of it to me for my immediate use.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Do everything concerned in this, in soft, secretive tones;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Direct it to New York, in care of Jeroboam Jones.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="citation">A. S.</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">A few days, and the following one arrived,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Which shows Sin's triumph sometimes is short-lived:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3><br /><br />[FARMER STEBBINS AHEAD.]</h3>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Cousin John:</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I'm very glad you sent that money through,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By Cousin Seth, an' not by mail, as I requested you!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The fam'ly's just so much ahead: 'twere best it never came.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If Jeroboam Jones had twined his fingers 'round the same.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For that young man has principles fit only to abhor,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And isn't the kind of relative that I was lookin' for!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">My sakes! Millennium's nowhere near, when men so false can be<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As to equivocate themselves into my family tree;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' on its honest branches graft the shoots of their design,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' make me think they're good because they're relatives of mine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While under those fraternal smiles a robber's frown is hid;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But that's the inappropriate thing that Jeroboam did!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When Cousin Seth the tavern reached whose clerk o'ershadows me,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He cried, "Where is my long-lost son I've come so far to see?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' so, to fill that father's heart with resurrected joy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I twisted 'round with him a bit, to try an' find the boy;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' comin' where I had the luck that hymn-book for to win,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I opened quietly the door, an' both of us went in.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Superintendent still was there; he gave a little start,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But welcomed us, apparently, with overflowin' heart;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' told us all about the work, an' how 'twas gettin' on,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' how much money those who gave unto the cause had won;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But Cousin Seth, though much impressed with what he heard an' saw,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Said he didn't fix the envelopes, an' b'lieved he wouldn't draw.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Just then the door was opened quick, an' with a solemn grin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Young Jeroboam Jones appeared, an' sidled softly in;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' with him was an older man, who looked enough like me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To've been a reg'lar Stebbins too, so far as one could see;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But slappin' Seth upon the back, I said, "My duty's done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For this is Jeroboam Jones, your long-lost oldest son!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"My 'long-lost oldest son?'" said he: "he's 'bout as much my son<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As you are the belovčd babe of Gen'ral Washington!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It strikes me that my married life was very much amiss,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If I'm responsible for such a sneakin' face as this!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He's blinded you by his supposed relationship to me:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He's no one I have ever seen, or ever want to see!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">As when a fog above a field the sudden breezes tore,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You spied a thousand things you did not even miss before,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So all the facts of this affair, as clear as summer skies,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Straightway arranged themselves before my reconstructed eyes:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That these were not veracious men; an' this no Sunday-school;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' naught was what it seemed, except one old bald-headed fool!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I held those two deceivers out, with unassisted strength,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' by the collar shook each one to my arm's farthest length;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They gasped an' danced an' skipped around, without a word to say&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They "put their heads together" in a new an' painful way.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Due ninety dollars fifty cents, an' not a penny less!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I shouted; "an' I'll send you back your hymn-book by express!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When finally in my discourse a breathin' pause occurred,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Superintendent counted out the cash, without a word;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which, with a manner dignified, I coldly repossessed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An', still retainin' Jeroboam, that scamp I thus addressed:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"An' so you are the bogus friend and relative, so free<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To spend his time a-makin' fools of poor old men like me.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'm Supervisor of the town where I have lived so long:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There ain't a man in all that part will say I've done him wrong;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There ain't a man will claim but what I'm ordinary keen;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But when I plant myself in town, I grow exceedin' green.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' any kind-expressioned man, who acts a civil part,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Can always find my soul to home, an' house-room in my heart.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"It's sad for such a smile as yours to find so mean a fate;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' there's <i>some</i> good in you&mdash;at least enough to use for bait;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Without <i>some</i> kindness in your heart, you couldn't have landed me;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' as to how you've used your gifts, just pause a bit an' see.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I've gambled, by you're callin' it a charitable name,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And my self-valuation sunk with unaccustomed shame.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I've done what I'd have whipped my boys for even lookin' at;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' don't suppose but what I own part of the blame for that;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I thought I saw a chance to make five dollars out o' one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which, with strict justice all around, is very seldom done.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But up to that outrageous point, remember, I was led<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By your assumed relationship, an' several things you said.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Do you reflect, young man, upon the fruit you're growin' to?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There's prison gates a-waitin' now to stand in front of you.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There's grief of unexpected kinds, an' every sort of shame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To send you some time from this world much poorer than you came.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your guilty head you hang before us sinners standin' by:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What angle do you s'pose 'twould take 'mongst angels in the sky?<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 600px;">
+<img src="images/illus25.jpg" width="600" height="422" alt="&quot;THEY &#39;PUT THEIR HEADS TOGETHER&#39; IN A NEW AN&#39; PAINFUL WAY.&quot;" title="They put their heads together" />
+<span class="caption">&quot;THEY &#39;PUT THEIR HEADS TOGETHER&#39; IN A NEW AN&#39; PAINFUL WAY.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a><br /></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"There's hope e'en on the death-bed for a square, straightforward thief,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But <i>Judases</i> have always come to most peculiar grief;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Lord has pity, I suppose, for errin' men an' weak,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But no good satisfact'ry place in which to put a sneak.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' when a man wins men's esteem, then thrives by their mistakes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He makes himself a bigger fool than all the fools he makes."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 325px;">
+<img src="images/illus26.jpg" width="222" height="300" alt="&quot;HE MAKES HIMSELF A BIGGER FOOL THAN ALL THE FOOLS HE MAKES.&quot;" title="He makes himself a bigger fool" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;HE MAKES HIMSELF A BIGGER FOOL THAN ALL THE FOOLS HE MAKES.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span></p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then my adopted relative I seated in a chair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With amply necessary help, an' sev'ral pounds to spare.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then Seth an' I with dignity bade both the scamps good-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Advisin' them to gain their bread in some dissimilar way;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' as we thundered down the stairs, with heavy rural tread,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I felt that I'd at last come out some several rods ahead.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<blockquote><p>A. S.</p></blockquote>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<h3>[THE "SLUGGING"-MATCH.]</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"A first-class professional fight!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I'm really doing the town!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There were thousands on thousands to-night<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To see a man knock a man down.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Two dollars I willingly (?) paid<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To view all this muscle and brawn;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas rather too much, I'm afraid,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Or seemed so, the minute 'twas gone.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And yet 'tis a study to see<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The rage gladiatorial of Rome<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And grim Spanish bull-baiting glee<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Adopt an American home!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That blood-thirsty, murderous spite<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Men loudly condemn&mdash;and possess!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Besieged New York City last night,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With first-class financial success!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Hands gloved&mdash;to comply with the law;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Gloves hard&mdash;to comply with the crowd;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fists savage as murder could draw;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Cheers heavy and fervent and loud.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Stern hisses, and shoutings of "Woman!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When either too tender they found;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Tremendous applause when a foeman<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Dropped, more than half dead, on the ground.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">'Twas the soul's blackest hell-woven fibre,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">All thrilling intensely and fast;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The curse of the Tagus and Tiber<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Arrived in New York Bay at last!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And victor and vanquished, I learn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Came off with more glittering spoil<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than teacher or preacher could earn<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In years of the hardest of toil.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A spectacle pleasing and bright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Full many good people delighting&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So many good men love a fight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When somebody else does the fighting!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And "'tis shameful!" we mildly agree,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And shout our complainings afar;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the facts are no worse than are we:<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">They show to us just what we are!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span></div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="VIRTUE" id="VIRTUE"></a>VIRTUE.</h2>
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">October</span> 1, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Wind in the south-west; weather fit to stay;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A sweet, old-fashioned, Indian-summer day&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When Heaven and Earth both seem to look at you<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Through hair of gold and misty eyes of blue.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My wife said, as we talked of it together,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It seemed as if some of our old farm weather<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had got tired of the sober hills of brown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hitched up a cloud, and driven into town!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We went to church, and heard a sermon preached,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which all the way from Earth to Heaven reached,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And lifted us up toward the town divine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till we could almost see the steeples shine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hear the mighty chariots as they rolled<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Along the massive turnpikes made of gold.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We had some music, so sweet-lipped and true<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It made me think of every flower I knew;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when, with benediction, the old pastor<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Said "Good-bye" for himself, but not his master,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It put my resolution to the rack,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To head my poor old tears, and drive them back!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We tried to come straight out, as Christians should,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And bring away all of it that we could;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But there were certain persons there to-day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who, after church was over, clogged the way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, standing 'round, with worldly nods and smiles,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Held a week-day reception in the aisles.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now, when one's mind falls in celestial frame,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He wants to get home safely with the same;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hates through jostling gossipers to walk,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And stumble 'gainst the smallest kinds of talk,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Intended, by some power, his mind to bring<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Down out of Heaven to every worldly thing&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From office, and good methods to ensure it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To rheumatism, and proper means to cure it.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">These are the spires that were gleaming<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All through my juvenile dreaming;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here the high belfries are singing:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gold invitations they're winging,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Asking man through the charmed portal,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where he is once more immortal;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where he may hide from his cares,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Under a shelter of prayers.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why do these halls, high and broad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Under the same constant God,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Vary in structure and style&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Differ, from chancel to aisle?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why forms and creeds so diverse?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why is my blessing your curse?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pondering here on the street,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This is one reason I meet:<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Man's brain is devious and strange&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Differs, in form and in range;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So that God's fervid love-sun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Falling the same on each one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Differs in form and in hue,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Not the less precious or true)!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Body and brain and heart&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Temple of infinite art<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You had no power to control<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hues of your windows of soul!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">October</span> 5, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Sweet virtue, virtue, virtue!&mdash;what a start<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You've got here in this city's feverish heart!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There isn't a thing to do that's square and right,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But some one's here to teach it, day and night;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No soothing balm soul may from soul demand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But some one has it ready to his hand!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the churches&mdash;thick and rich of yield,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As corn-shocks in a new-made prairie field,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where any one the golden fruit can find<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All ready cooked to suit his heart and mind;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Great brick-and-mortar prayers! that never cease,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And costing fifty good-sized farms apiece<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Much too expensive, it might well be said,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If <i>bodies only</i> need be clothed and fed).<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And then the missions&mdash;regular district schools,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where transient men are taught eternal rules;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then the Salvation Army girls and boys,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who season their religion up with noise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, when they get to Heaven, won't have the power<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To help keep silent even half an hour;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But who take ragged wretches every day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Haul them into the straight and narrow way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Strip them of vain conceit soon as they show it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And get them saved&mdash;almost before they know it!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's something good to make these people good,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who never go to church, and never would!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">God bless each woman, man, and child, I say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That leads His creatures in the heavenly way,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whether they work by still, old-fashioned means,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or march with drums and flags and tambourines!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then there's those men who've crept and crawled as low<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As even Satan cared to have them go;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have marched through strong iron doors in striped ranks,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have toiled where convict labor whirls and clanks,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have made hard beds in cramped and lonely cells,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have sinned their way through several different hells;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose lives have been so terribly amiss<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To ever find worse worlds than they've made this;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then groped out into Virtue's bath and sun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And been washed up as clean as any one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And warmed up with sweet sunlight from above;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till they themselves start off on deeds of love,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And say to men with scarred and crime-flushed brow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"I've been as bad, or worse, than you are now."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whereat the wretch says, with dull, shadowy bliss,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"What! can there be some square way out of this?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And maybe brings to pass, through Virtue's schemes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some of his poor old mother's fondest dreams!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh you who shout or sing or chant or read&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whatever be your name or style or creed&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If any one on earth a plan has got<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Whether it's half as good as yours or not)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To find a gate into the narrow way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And let in others that have gone astray&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If there's a single chance to mortals given<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By which to slip poor mortals into Heaven,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For Heaven's sake do not frown in righteous wrath,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or throw a scornful word into their path!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But <i>interfere with help</i> in their affairs,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And push them with your money and your prayers!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For Pain is Pain, and God to see it loath,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In this strange world and in the next one, both;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he who saves his fellow-men from pain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is God's hired man, and does not toil in vain?<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">But I'm reminded, by the bell for dinner,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I'm no preacher, but a poor old sinner,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Unable even to follow my own view,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Much less to counsel others how to do.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I can't even eat&mdash;when I come right down to it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Without a bell to tell me when to do it.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So I will cork my sermon, snub my muse,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And go down-stairs with Wife, and learn the news.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<h3>[MORE WAYS THAN ONE.]</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I was present, one day<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Where both layman and priest<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Worshipped God in a way<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That was startling, at least:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Over thirty in place<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On the stage, in a row,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As is often the case<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">At a minstrelsy show;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In a uniform clad<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was each one of them seen,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And a banjo they had,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And a loud tambourine.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And they sung and they shouted<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Their spasmodic joys,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Just as if they ne'er doubted<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That God loved a noise.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And their phrases, though all<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Not deficient in points,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A grammarian would call<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Rather weak in the joints;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the aspirate sound<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was adroitly misused,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And The Language all round,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Was assaulted and bruised;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While the tunes that they sung<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In bewildering throngs,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had been married, when young,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To hilarious songs;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the folks in that place,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Who this loud racket made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Were not bounded by race<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Or condition or shade.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Now I love my own meeting,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">My own cosy pew,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While mentally greeting<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Friends quietly true;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the Gospel dispensed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With a dignified grace,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Born of reason clear-sensed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And a faith firm of place.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I love the trained voices<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That float down the aisles,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till the whole church rejoices<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With God's sweetest smiles.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have no sneer understood<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For the rest, when I say<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I had rather get good<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In a civilized way.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So this meeting had grated<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Somewhat on my heart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And ere long I had waited,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I thought to depart.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But a young man arose,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Looking sin-drenched and grim,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if rain-storms of woes<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Had descended on him;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">No such face you'd discern<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In a leisurely search,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you took a chance turn<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Through a civilized church;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But his words, though not choice,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To my feelings came nigh;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There was growth in his voice,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">There was hope in his eye.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And he said, "I'm a lad<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With a life full of blame;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Every step has been bad,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Every hour was a shame.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And for drink I would pawn<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">All within my control,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From the clothes I had on,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To my heart and my soul.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I have drank the foul stuff<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">In my parents' hot tears;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I have done crime enough<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">For a hundred black years;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I came to this place<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For the help that I craved;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I have seen Jesus's face,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And I know I am saved."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then a man rose to view,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">When this youngster was done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he said, "This is true;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That young man is my son.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He was drunk every day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And such terror would make,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I spurned him away<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">From my house, like a snake.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We have suffered the worst<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That can come from heart-fears;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He is sober the first<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I have seen him for years.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I am full of such joy<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">As I never yet knew;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And now, Robert, my boy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Home is open to you!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"You may go home with me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Or may run on before;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You've a glittering key<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That will open the door!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your mother is there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Praying for you e'en now;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There is snow in her hair,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">There is pain on her brow.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when you have kissed her<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The old-fashioned way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There's a brother and sister<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Who've longed for this day;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And whatever can befriend you<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">On earth, shall be done;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">May God's blessing attend you,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">My son&mdash;oh, my son!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then the banjo struck in,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And the tambourine jingled;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There rose such a din<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That my blood fairly tingled.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The vocalists screamed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Till quite red in the face;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But somehow it all seemed<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Not at all out of place!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Now denouements immense<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Do riot somehow take hold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or dramatic events<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Reach my heart, as of old;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But my smiles could not hide<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The fast-gathering tears,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I cheered, laughed, and cried,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">As I had not for years!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I thought, "Not amiss<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Are this tumult and shout:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Folks who save men like this<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Know what they are about.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You who fight with God's sword<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For the good of your kind&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You can never afford<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To leave these men behind.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If these women I've seen,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Should be pelted or cursed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I would step in between&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I would take the blow first.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They who draw souls above<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">From the depths lowest down,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Will not fail of God's love<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Or to shine in His crown."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 409px;">
+<img src="images/illus27.jpg" width="409" height="300" alt="THE SALVATION ARMY." title="The Salvation Army" />
+<span class="caption">THE SALVATION ARMY.</span>
+</div>
+
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span></p>
+
+<h4><br /><br />[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<h3>[THE MARCH OF THE CHILDREN.]<br /><br /></h3>
+
+<div class="floatr">
+<img src="images/illus28.jpg" alt="The March of the Children" title="The March of the Children" />
+</div>
+
+<p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">List to the sound of the drumming!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Gaily the children are coming;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sweet as the smile of a fairy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fresh as the blossoms they carry.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pride of the parents who love them,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pure as the azure above them,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Free as the winds that caress them,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bright as the sunbeams that bless them.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><br /><br /><br /><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><br /><br /><br />List to the voice-echoes ringing!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sweeter than birds they are singing;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thoughts that to virtue invite them,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wed unto airs that delight them.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Truths that their future will cherish,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Soul-planted, never to perish!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Only to senses completer,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Heaven's choicest music were sweeter!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="floatr">
+<img src="images/illus29.jpg" alt="children marching" title="children marching" />
+</div>
+
+<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Virtue, unconscious and pretty,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Walks through the streets of the city;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">See the gay bannerets flying,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Mottoes and titles undying;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Truths dearly hallowed and olden,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Braided in strands that are golden;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Words for the spirit's desiring,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sentences sweetly inspiring!<br /><br /><br /><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When, in a voice of caressing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Christ gave the children His blessing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas not for one generation&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But for each epoch and nation.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So through the present it<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">lingers,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Shed from His bountiful<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">fingers;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So unto these it is given&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Types of the angels in<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Heaven.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="TRAVEL" id="TRAVEL"></a>TRAVEL.</h2>
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">November 1, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It's quite the thing to "travel" nowadays<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Although I do not think it <i>always</i> pays),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And see if distant ground in general looks<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As mentioned in the papers and in books.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I find, in sifting what few facts I know,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Three ways of realizing things are so:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">First, when you're told them in such trusty shape<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That square belief isn't easy to escape.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(There's lots of people&mdash;this town wouldn't hold them&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who don't know much excepting what is told them.)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Second, what you've put on some mental shelf,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By having seen and understood yourself.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(How well we know things witnessed, largely lies<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">On how much brain there is behind our eyes.)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The third way is the surest and the best<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Though sometimes painful, it must be confessed):<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's where a truth has whipped the earth with you,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until you <i>feel</i>, from head to foot, 'tis true.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I think, sometimes, when all is said and done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Feeling is all the senses joined in one.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>We're</i> going to travel!&mdash;not so very far<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As our new friends, the Fitzcumnoodles, are,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who cannot read their social title's clear<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Unless they ride twelve thousand miles a year,<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span><span class="i0">(I told them, with a philosophic smile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That travelling shouldn't be measured by the mile.)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But we shall take a little trip, to-morrow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With some spare time that wife's contrived to borrow,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To where George Washington laid out a town<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That several centuries won't see tumbled down!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A city which, with all the sneaking sinners<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That come down there to steal their daily dinners,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all the human insects hovering nigh,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Such as swarm thick wherever good things lie,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And spite of all the bad weeds growing round,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Has always <i>some</i> good folks upon the ground,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And will be head-piece of the greatest nation<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That ever helped spruce up the Lord's plantation.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Fitzcumnoodles, through their daughter Maud,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Inform us that we ought to go abroad;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The Clancdenancies, we have lately learned,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From an extended trip have just returned;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so my eldest daughter, Isabel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who knows Miss Clanc, etc., very well,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Called on her in the progress of a walk,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And had a pleasant little travel-talk;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And after coming home misspent her time<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In putting what she heard there into rhyme<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And&mdash;lost it&mdash;not by accident, I fear;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll paste the "conversation" right in here:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>HER TOUR.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yes, we've been travelling, my dear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Three months, or such a matter,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And it's a blessing to get clear<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of all the clash and clatter!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ah! when I look the guide-book through,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And see each queer place in there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Tis hard to make it seem quite true<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That I myself have been there!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Our voyage? Oh, of course 'twas gay&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Delightful! splendid! glorious!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We spurned the shore&mdash;we sped away&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We rode the waves victorious.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The first mate's mustache was so grand!<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The ocean sweet, though stormy<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I was so sick I could not stand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But papa saw it for me).<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">At Queenstown we saw land once more&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Ground never looked so pretty!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We took a steam-car near the shore<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">For some light-sounding city.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A very ordinary stone<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We had to kiss at Blarney;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The beggars wouldn't let us alone<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">That half-day at Killarney!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The Giants' Causeway? 'Tis arranged<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With no regard to science;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It must somehow of late have changed&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">At least we saw no giants.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some little funny scrubs of folks<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Sold pictures, and were merry;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The men were full of yarns and jokes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">The women barefoot&mdash;very.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Old Scotland? Yes, all in our power<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We did there to be thorough;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We stopped in Glasgow one whole hour,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Then straight to "Edin<i>borough</i>."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">At Abbotsford we made a stay<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Of half an hour precisely.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(The ruins all along the way<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Were ruined very nicely.)<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">We "did" a mountain in the rain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And left the others undone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then took the "Flying Scotchman" train.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And came by night to London.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Long tunnels somewhere on the line<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Made sound and darkness deeper;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No; English scenery is not fine,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Viewed from a Pullman sleeper.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, Paris! Paris! Paris! 'tis<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">No wonder, dear, that you go<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So far into the ecstasies<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">About that Victor Hugo!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He paints the city, high and low,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">With faithful pen and ready<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I think, my dear, I ought to know&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We drove there two hours steady).<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Through Switzerland by train. Yes, I<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Enjoyed it, in a measure;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But still the mountains are too high<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">To see with any pleasure.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Their tops&mdash;they made my neck quite stiff,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Just stretching up to view them;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And folks are very foolish if<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">They clamber clear up to them!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Rome, Venice, Naples, and the Rhine?<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">We did them&mdash;do not doubt it;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This guide-book here is very fine&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">'Twill tell you all about it.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We've saved up Asia till next year,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">If business gets unravelled;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What! going? Come again; and, dear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">I will not seem so travelled.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Washington</span>, <i>November 3, 18&mdash;.</i></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0"><i>We're</i> travelling, and we're here! and what a town!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I own, it picks me up and sets me down!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I thought I had some idea of the place,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And what its corporation lines embrace;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd read the county papers every week,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which seldom failed "From Washington" to speak;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd travelled through these streets by photograph,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, with Imagination for a staff,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had wandered round, in little trips disjointed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Even where the artist's brass gun has not pointed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And so I said, "Though I wouldn't like to miss it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twill be a good deal like a second visit."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But 'tisn't an easy perpetrated scheme<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To prophesy how anything will seem.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This city's new to me&mdash;I do not doubt it&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if I'd never heard a word about it!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There's something in these white-clothed buildings' glare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And something even in the very air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And in the great variety of faces,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bearing the ear-marks of a thousand places,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And in that monument that reaches high&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The farthest stone has climbed into the sky,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And in that dome, whose kingly size and height<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Contrive, where'er you are, to keep in sight&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From these, and several hundred other things<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This nation's lead-horse city at you flings,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You feel as if you'd stepped, through many a mile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Into another planet for a while!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But men too weary to hold up their heads<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are apt to bless the man[7] who first made beds;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, having found one, and reclined within it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Forget about him in just half a minute.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So I'll let Morpheus (who is at me winking)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Do the remainder of this evening's thinking.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">[7]&nbsp;&nbsp; Or woman&mdash;let due praise to her be paid;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">A bed is never made until 'tis <i>made</i>.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span></p>
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<h3>AT THE SUMMIT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Look North! A white-clad city fills<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This valley to its sloping hills;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Here gleams the modest house of white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The statesman's longed-for, dizzy height.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Beyond, a pledge of love to one<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who in two lands was Freedom's son&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The holder of an endless debt&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Our nation's brother, Lafayette.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But yonder lines of costly homes<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And bristling spires and swelling domes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And far away the spreading farms<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where thrift displays substantial charms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And hamlets creeping out of sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And cities full of wealth and might,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Must own the fatherhood of him<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose glory Time can never dim.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All who can reckon Freedom's worth<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Would write across this whole broad earth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With pen dipped in the golden sun,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The magic name of Washington!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If we can keep the rules he gave<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This land he more than fought to save,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Our future fame will glisten forth<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Grand as the winter-lighted North!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 389px;">
+<img src="images/illus30.jpg" width="389" height="600" alt="FROM THE MONUMENT." title="Washington Monument" />
+<span class="caption">FROM THE MONUMENT.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Look South!&mdash;where, in its coat of gray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The broad Potomac creeps away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And seeks the blue of distant skies;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But pauses where the great chief lies<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Within his humble, hallowed tomb,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Amid Mount Vernon's deathless bloom.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As glides this stream, great corse, past thee,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">First to the bay, and then the sea,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So flowed thy life to rural rest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ere thou wast Heaven's eternal guest.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oh strong, high man! whose patriot heart<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Climbed from all common greeds apart;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To whom men's selfish ways were small,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As from this tower, serenely tall<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Built that all years thy fame may know),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Men look while creeping there below!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How weak was power to thy clear gaze,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Builder of nations joined in one,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Kindler of splendors still to blaze,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Finder of glories just begun!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Live on, great sleeper! as this stone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Highest from earth that man has known,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So shall be ranked thy solid worth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Highest of heroes on the earth!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Happy, secure, and cherished name,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Love is the pillar of thy fame;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thy praise comes from each patriot's mouth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Warm as the sunbeams of the South!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Look East! The Nation's castle walls<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Spread out in massive beauty now;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Their lofty dome and pictured halls<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In homage to this summit bow.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Oh, well that from these palaced lands<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The marble spire obeisance win;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But for the one for whom it stands,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This chieftain-town had never been!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yon plot, so full of brain and will,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Had staid a bleak and lonely hill!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If at five thousand dizzy feet<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This shaft the whirling clouds could meet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until our gaze for miles, might be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To the uncrowned but royal sea,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twere not too much of honor then,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To grant our crownless king of men.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You who the Nation's laws indite,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look to this summit's honest white,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where, throned on walls that must endure,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pure fame entreats you to be pure;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until our glory be increased,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like sunbeams from the dazzling East!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Look West! There lie the hilly fields<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where brothers fought through days of dread,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where mothers brooded o'er their dead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And soil the thrift of carnage yields;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where cannon roared and bullets sung,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till every hillock had a tongue.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O Nation being and to be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That silent blood speaks loud to thee!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God grant, if e'er our guns again<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Must tear the quivering flesh of men,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The leaden hail-storm may be pressed<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Against some foul invader's breast&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Against some alien tribe and zone&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And not, as then, to kill our own!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">May all the fruitful strifes of peace<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The thrilling bonds of love increase;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">May yonder orb, in his quick change<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From mountain range to mountain range,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From valley to rich valley o'er,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From river shore to river shore,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From wave to wave&mdash;may yonder sun<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">One Nation count, and only one;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Until he dips his fiery crest<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Into the ocean of the West!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Look up! The phantom clouds of gray&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Grim ghosts of storm&mdash;have passed away;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The veiling of the sky is done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And downward shines the welcome sun.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He kindles grand and peaceful fires<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Upon the city's domes and spires;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He sends his strong magnetic glow<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Through yonder moving throngs below.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thou art, O sky serene and clear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A symbol of our country here!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What land in all this world of pain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This earth, where millions toil in vain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where famine, pestilence, and strife<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Play careless games with human life,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where Superstition clouds the soul,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And heartless brains sad hearts control&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What country, framed in frost or flowers,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Can see so clear a sky as ours?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Peace throws her mantle, broad and free,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O'er all who peaceable will be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Plenty her sheltering flag doth wave<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">O'er those who will but toil and save;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Enlightenment each day shall rise<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For all who do not cloud their eyes;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While Liberty from every race<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Has made this land a refuge-place.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let our deep thanks forever fly<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Far as the reaches of the sky!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">November 5, 18&mdash;.</span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Went to Mount Vernon; and I wouldn't have lost<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That trip, for fifteen hundred times its cost!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Those farm-lands sleeping in the autumn sun;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The house <span class="smcap">HE</span> slept in when his work was done;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The trees he planted with his own brave hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That set out Freedom's trees all o'er the land:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The humble tomb he lies in, which&mdash;like me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pilgrims from all the world have come to see:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">These look up in one's eyes and sadly smile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And preach a funeral sermon all the while!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Even the river-boats upon their way<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Toll bells, as if he'd died that very day!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And through it all this precept may be traced:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The noblest men are simplest in their taste.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I've read how grand, Napoleon's tomb is made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all the surface-honors to him paid;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I don't think the people that come there<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bring any heartfelt sympathy to spare;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While every true-brained patriot, night and morn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thanks God for letting Washington be born!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">While I was standing, hat off, at the tomb,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A youth approached, three-quarters made of bloom;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And with his hat perched on his close-sheared head,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And smoking a small white cigar, he said:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Sirrh, would you kindly just enlighten me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As to where Gawge cut down the cherry-tree?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Said I, "Young man, just please at once disgorge<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The fool-idea of calling that man 'George;'<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His body, mind, and soul were firmly set<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Higher, no doubt, than you will ever get.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He isn't the man, though lying dead, 'tis true,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When friends are near, to be half-named by you.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Take off your hat, and bow; if you rebel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll get a cherry switch and trounce you well."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He looked at me a moment in surprise,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And mutiny stood foremost in his eyes;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I was quite indignant, and could feel<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The blood of Bunker Hill all through me steal.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I said, "One minute more will be allowed;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The fine young man took off his hat, and bowed.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Irreverence is the fashion, nowadays,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And shows itself in good and evil ways;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Its mission is legitimate and clear<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In cases where there's nothing to revere;<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">But they who use it must be judgment-fixed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And not get reverend and unreverend <i>mixed</i>.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Through these broad streets do I fly&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Furlongs and miles I defy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till the "magnificent distance"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Vanishes out of existence.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let me with pencil prolong<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Strains of the Bicycler's Song:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h3>[THE SILENT WHEEL.]</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Good-morning, good Pedestrian&mdash;I'm glad to see you out;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The day is full of healthfulness, the birds are all about;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There is a quiet breeziness in all the pleasant air&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I hope this happy exercise will drive away your care.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">For I am a pedestrian&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">A very good pedestrian&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all the glowing benefit of walking I can share;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Although I tread the atmosphere, and do not touch the ground,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I greet you as a brother, sir, wherever you are bound.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But my impatient lady-love in yonder town doth wait;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I wish you better company, and strike a swifter gait.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Good-morning, good Equestrian&mdash;a noble steed you ride;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I do not seem to frighten him, so here is by your side.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It is a feast of happiness to smoothly bound along,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With sturdy muscles under you, and footing swift and strong.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">For I am an equestrian&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">A very fair equestrian&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With bugle blast of melody and unassuming song;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all the thrilling ecstacy of horsemanship I feel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Although the nag I ride upon was bred of burnished steel.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But his impatience urges me to swifter gait than you,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And so I wish you pleasure, sir, and bid a kind adieu.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Good-morning, Mr. Racer, you've a trotter that is fine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I never would disparage him, or say too much of mine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your horse is full of mettle, sir, and bravely draws his load;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It must be pure deliciousness to speed him on the road.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">But I am quite a racing man&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">A modest, humble racing man&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though small is my solicitude upon the turf bestowed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And if you have anxiety to try a little race,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll undertake, with courtesy, to give you second place;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But if the first you take from me, and it be fairly earned,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll hope that on some future day the tables may be turned.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Good-morning, Mr. Carriageer, you have an easy ride;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Those cushions are luxurious, and pleasantly you glide!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Tis very good and fortunate, if one be tired or ill,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To calmly call his carriage out, and travel as he will.<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">But I, sir, keep my carriage, too&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">A very pleasant carriage, too&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though it is not the easy one that <i>your</i> desire would fill;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It carries me in comfort over many a pleasant mile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all my best acquaintances are suited with its style.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Tis with a blithe economy establishments are run,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With driver, footman, passenger, and horses&mdash;all in one!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Good-morning, fellow Wheelmen; here's a warm, fraternal hand,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As with a rush of victory we sweep across the land!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If some may be dissatisfied to view the way we ride,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We only wish their majesties could wander by our side!<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">For we are good philanthropists&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i6">Unqualified philanthropists&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And would not have <i>our</i> happiness to any one denied.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We claim a great utility that daily must increase;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We claim for inactivity a bright and grand release;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A constant mental, physical, and moral help we feel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which makes us turn enthusiasts, and bless the silent wheel!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span></div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">November</span> 20, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It's quite a show, and strikes me a good deal&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How many ride around here on a wheel;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The streets are graded very smooth and nice,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And make this town the wheelman's paradise.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A brother-farmer&mdash;neighbor, once, to me&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who's down here, like myself, to hear and see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Told me, last night, before we "doused the glim,"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">How a young wheel-chap got the start of him.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twould skip my memory, maybe, if I'd let it;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll put it down here so I sha'n't forget it.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>[FARMER AND WHEEL; OR, THE NEW LOCHINVAR.]</h3>
+
+<p>I.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I was hoein' in my corn-field, on a spring day, just at noon,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' a hearkin' in my stomach for the dinner-trumpet's tune,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' reflectin', when my daughter should be married, 'twould be best<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She should take Josiah Baker's son, who jines me on the west,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' consolidate our acres into one immense abode,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When my hired man says, "By ginger, look a-yender down the road!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Well," I says, "my goodness gracious! things <i>is</i> rather overgrown,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When a buggy-wheel gets loosened, an' goes runnin' 'round alone."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But my man he says, "By mustard!" (as the critter nearer came)<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Don't you see that there's a feller on a-straddle of the same?"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' it <i>was</i> as nice a shaver as you'd see 'most any day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who was travellin' through the country in that unexpected way.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He was rather young an' han'some, an' as smilin' as you please,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' his pants they signed a contract with his stockin's at the knees;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' he had a pair o' treadles some'at underneath his seat,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So's to run the queer contraption, by a-workin' of his feet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' the sun descended on it, in a manner warm an' bright;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas as sing'lar as a circus, an' an interestin' sight.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span></div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">When, as fate was bound to have it, on that quite partic'lar morn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There was somethin' was the matter with my folks's dinner-horn;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ah! the hired girl, when she tried to, couldn't blow it very well,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For to call us in to dinner&mdash;so she sent my daughter Belle:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who came up just at that minute&mdash;nice a girl as could be found:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' this fellow looked her over, an' came smashin' to the ground.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Smash to bang he came a-floppin'&mdash;wheel an' stockin's, pants an' all;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I run to him, remarking "You have caught a dreadful fall."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' my daughter hovered round him, tremblin' with her she alarms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lookin' just as if she would like to some'at take him in her arms;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But he glanced up, faintly smilin', an' he gaspin'ly replied,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"I am only hurt intern'lly" (which I s'pose he meant inside).<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' we packed him on the stone-boat, an' then drove him to the house<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' he lay there on the sofa, still an' quiet as a mouse;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' he would not have a doctor; but he called my daughter Belle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' then laughed an' chatted with her, like a person gettin' well;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' along late in the evenin', I suppose, he went away;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For he wasn't there next mornin', an' Belle hadn't a word to say.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' he left two silver dollars in an easy-noticed spot,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For to pay us for his passage on the stone-boat, like as not;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' 'twas quite enough equivalent for his transitory stay;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But whate'er he might have left us, still he carried more away;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For my daughter Belle grew absent, glanced at every sound she heard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Josiah Baker junior couldn't get a civil word.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>II.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I was workin' in my meadow, on a blazin' summer's day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When my son-in-law by contract came a-runnin' 'cross the way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' remarked, "It's been the bargain&mdash;for how long I needn't tell&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That these two farms should be married&mdash;as should also me an' Belle;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' how much the indications indicate that that'll be,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If you'll come down here a minute, you will have a chance to see."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
+<img src="images/illus31.jpg" width="600" height="403" alt="&quot;AND HE STOOD THERE, LIKE A COLONEL, WITH HER TREMBLING ON HIS ARM.&quot;" title="And he stood there, like a Colonel" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;AND HE STOOD THERE, LIKE A COLONEL, WITH HER TREMBLING ON HIS ARM.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' he led me 'cross the fallow, underneath some picnic trees,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where my gal an' that wheel fellow sat as cosy as you please;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' she'd put some flowers an' ribbons on the wheel, to make a show,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' they'd been a-shakin' hands there, an' forgotten to let go;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' she sort o' made a chair-back of the fellow's other arm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With no 'parent recollection of Josiah Baker's farm.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then we walked around front of 'em, an' I says, "Your very fine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But this gal that you are courtin' is Josiah's gal an' mine;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">You're a mighty breechy critter, an' are trespassin' all round;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Why, this very grove you sit in is Josiah's father's ground."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then he rose up, stiff an' civil, an' helped Belle across the stile,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Also put the masheen over, with a queer but quiet smile;<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' he stood there, like a colonel, with her tremblin' on his arm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' remarked, "I beg your pardon, if I've done you any harm.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But so far as 'trespass' matters, I've relieved you of that load,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Since the place I now am standing is, I think, the public road.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And this very sweet young lady, you in one sense yours may call,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But she's mine, sir, in another&mdash;and Josiah's not at all.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"I'll escort this lady home, sir, leave my wheel here in your care,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And come back in fifteen minutes to arrange the whole affair.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And please do not touch the 'cycle'&mdash;'tis as yet without a flaw,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And I do not want a quarrel with my future father-in-law;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If this Mr. Baker junior follows up his glances, though,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With his fingers, I will thrash him till he thinks his cake is dough."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then he left us both suspectin' that he'd rather got the start,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' the acres of the daddies seemed increasin'ly apart;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' we didn't wait to see him; but, with one impatient jerk,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We shook our heads in concert, an' went back unto our work;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I couldn't help reflectin'&mdash;"He is steady like, an' cool,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' that wheel may be a folly, but it didn't bring a fool."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>III.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I was on my stoop a-restin', on a hazy autumn day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rather drowsy from a dinner that had just been stowed away,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And regrettin'&mdash;when old Baker's an' my homestead jined in one.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That he wasn't to furnish daughter, an' I wasn't to furnish son,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So's to have my name continued, 'stead of letting it go down,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When Josiah Baker junior came a drivin' home from town.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' a little ways behind him came that wheel scamp, ridin' hard,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' they both to once alighted, an' come walkin' through the yard;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When, as fate was bound to have it, also came my daughter Belle,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From a visit in some neighbor's, lookin' very sweet an' well;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' they stood there all together&mdash;that 'ere strange, dissimilar three,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' remained in one position&mdash;lookin' steady down at me.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Josiah spoke up loudly, in a kind o' sudden pet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"If this gal an' I's to marry, it is time the day was set;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For that one-wheel feller's always 'round here courtin', on the fly,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' they say she rides out with him, in the night-time, on the sly.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Father'll give us board an' victuals, you can give her land an' dower,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wherefore, if she wants to have me, please to set the day an' hour."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then the wheel scamp spoke up quiet, but as if the words he meant,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"<i>I</i> would like to wed your daughter, an' have come for your consent.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She is very dear to me, sir, when we walk or when we ride,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, I think, is not unwilling to become my cherished bride.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I can give her love and honor, and I ask of you no dower;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Wherefore, please bestow your blessing; <i>we</i> have set the day and hour."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then I might have told my daughter that <i>she</i> now could have the floor,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' remarked that on this question there should be just one speech more;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But I rendered my decision in a flame of righteous rage,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I shouted, "You'd no business for to court or to engage!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This 'ere gal has long been spoke for; an' you'll please to clamber on<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Your old hind-wheel of a buggy, an' forevermore be gone!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then he picked up Belle quite sudden, an' made swiftly for the gate,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I formed a move to stop 'em, but was most perplexin' late;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He had fixed a small side-saddle on his everlastin' wheel,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So that she could ride behind him (clingin' 'round him a good deal);<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' straight down the Beebe turnpike, like a pair o' birds they flew<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Towards a preacher's who had married almost every one he knew.<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 381px;">
+<img src="images/illus32.jpg" width="381" height="600" alt="CHASING THE BICYCLE." title="Chasing the bicycle" />
+<span class="caption">CHASING THE BICYCLE.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Stop 'em! head 'em! chase 'em! catch 'em!" I commanded, very vexed;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"They'll be hustlin' off our daughters on a streak o' lightnin', next!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' we took Josiah's wagon, an' his old gray spavined mare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' proceeded for to chase 'em, with no extra time to spare;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' Josiah whipped an' shouted, it was such a dismal pinch,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' kept just so far behind 'em, but we couldn't gain an inch!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Down the turnpike road we rattled; an' some fellows loudly cried,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Go it, Baker, or you'll lose her! ten to one upon the bride!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I fumed an' yelled an' whistled, an' commanded them to halt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' the fact we couldn't catch 'em wasn't Josiah Baker's fault;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But he murmured, "I am makin' father's mare into a wreck,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Just to see my gal a-huggin' round another feller's neck!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">An' they rushed into that preacher's, maybe twenty rods ahead,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' before I reached the altar all their marriage-vows was said;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' I smashed in wildly, just as they was lettin' go o' han's,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' remarked, in tones of sternness, "I hereby forbid the banns!"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While Josiah Baker junior close behind me meekly came,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sayin', "Were my father present, he would doubtless do the same!"<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But they turned to me a-smilin', an' she hangin' on his arm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' he said, "I beg your pardon; let Josiah have the farm.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We've accomplished the sweet object for which we so long have striven,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And, as usual in such cases, are prepared to be forgiven."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' the whole thing seemed so funny, when I thought of it a while,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That I looked 'em both all over, an' then blessed 'em with a smile.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Then Josiah Baker junior took his spavined mare for home,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' 'twas difficult decidin' which indulged the most in foam;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' he said, "I'll drive alone, sir, if the same you do not mind;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' your son an' daughter Wheeler maybe'll take you up behind."<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' he yelled, while disappearing with a large smile on his mouth.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"I kin git a gal whose father jines my father on the south!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>IV.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I was workin' in my wood-house on a snowy winter day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' reflectin' on a letter that had lately come our way,<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">How that Belle had every blessin' that a married gal could need,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' had bought her two twin daughters a small-sized velocipede,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When the thought came stealin' through me, "Well, so far as I can see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the line of love an' lovin', what's to be is apt to be."<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">November</span> 21, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Went into Congress for a little spell,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where everything seemed going pretty well;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But all through boyhood's easy-moulding day<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'd heard so much of Webster and of Clay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That, though they had been dead for many a year,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I thought at least by proxy they'd appear.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It was a disappointment, I declare:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Daniel or Henry&mdash;neither one was there!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">New York</span>, <i>January</i> 1, 18&mdash;.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Got back from several cities; and it looks<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if the things we've seen would fill ten books!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some time I'll write our wanderings to and fro;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's a large job: I'll have to take it slow.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book</i>.]</h4>
+
+<h3>[ONLY A BOX.]</h3>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Only a box, secure and strong,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rough, and wooden, and six feet long,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Lying here in the drizzling rain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Waiting to take the up-bound train.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 397px;">
+<img src="images/illus33.jpg" width="397" height="600" alt="&quot;ONLY A BOX, SECURE AND STRONG,
+ROUGH AND WOODEN, AND SIX FEET LONG.&quot;" title="Only a box" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;ONLY A BOX, SECURE AND STRONG,<br />
+ROUGH AND WOODEN, AND SIX FEET LONG.&quot;</p>
+</div><p><br />
+</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Only its owner, just inside,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Cold, and livid, and glassy-eyed;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Little to him if the train be late!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Nothing has he to do but wait.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Only an open grave, somewhere,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Heady to close when he gets there;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Turfs and grasses and flowerets sweet,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Ready to press him 'neath their feet.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Only a band of friends at home,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Waiting to see the traveller come;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Naught he will tell of distant lands;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He cannot even press their hands.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He has no stories weird and bright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He has no gifts for a child's delight;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He did not come with anything;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He had not even himself to bring.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Yet they will softly him await,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And he will move about in state;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They will give him, when he appears,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Love, and pity, and tender tears.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Only a box, secure and strong,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rough and wooden, and six feet long;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Angels guide that soulless breast<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Into a long and peaceful rest!<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span></div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="HOME" id="HOME"></a>HOME.</h2>
+
+<h4>[<i>From Farmer Harrington's Calendar.</i>]</h4>
+
+
+<blockquote><p><span class="smcap">July</span> 1, 18&mdash;.</p></blockquote>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Back to the old, old homestead!&mdash;isn't it queer!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But stranger things than that have happened here:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The old farm, after giving oil by stream,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(Until the world itself would almost seem<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">About to lose its progress smooth and true,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And creak upon its axis, first we knew),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Closed business in the twinkling of an eye,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And every blessed well we had went dry!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then all the oil-springs that my neighbors had<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The example followed&mdash;be it good or bad;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the whole region round here, high and low,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So full of wealth a few short months ago&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And men, to get their circumstances oiled&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is now poor farm-land, pretty nearly spoiled!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The little town a mile away from here,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where we sold eggs and butter many a year,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(And feared the neighbors' hens might over-lay,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And glut the market some sad Saturday),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From a few grown-up folks, a small child-crop,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A church, post-office, store, and blacksmith shop,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">This village grew to be, within a year,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A town of fifteen thousand people clear.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It had its banks, its street-cars, and its gas,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And other wonders cities bring to pass;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span></div></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Its house-yards sold for twice as much, I know,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As my old farm was worth three years ago.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But the town did not grow on brain or soil,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But floated on a hidden sea of oil,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which ebbed away, one evening, on the sly,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And left "the city" stranded high and dry.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And now the place is crumbling to the gaze&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A modern ruin in these modern days:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No banks, no street-cars, no hotels in town&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The mansions have been burned or taken down.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It shows how soon all greatness is unmade<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When once it gets upon the down-hill grade!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So we've come back to take our former farm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fix it up somehow, coax back its old charm,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And live here&mdash;by the city noise unstirred&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To cogitate on what we've seen and heard<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">While living in a bustle and a brawl<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That sometimes hardly let us think at all.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The old house was kept whole in every part<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">(I had that put in writing on the start),<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And though the farm seems very much as though<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An earthquake had lived here a year or so,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We mean to try and make it seem, some week,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">More as it did before it sprung a leak.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">First thing I said, when home began to fit,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And thus afford us time to breathe a bit:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"We've been out to the city, now, my dear,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let's bring a small part of the city here.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'm going, on this very day, to send<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For several children such as need a friend,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And have them come out here and get some air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With room to turn around, and some to spare."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I wrote some men and women in the city,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who give poor children help, as well as pity,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Send out as many as you can afford!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And every one shall have a month's clean board,<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">And carry back, from out our plenteous store,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Enough to keep himself a fortnight more."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The first night that we sat expecting them,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I did what some whole families would condemn&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I moulded up my feelings into rhyme,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In something less than fifteen minutes' time,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then voiced it to whoever would come near;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I'll put the imposition right in here:<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 445px;">
+<img src="images/illus34.jpg" width="332" height="200" alt="&quot;AND CARRY BACK, FROM OUT OUR PLENTEOUS STORE,
+ENOUGH TO KEEP HIMSELF A FORTNIGHT MORE.&quot;" title="And carry back from out our plenteous store" />
+<p class="caption">&quot;AND CARRY BACK, FROM OUT OUR PLENTEOUS STORE,<br />
+ENOUGH TO KEEP HIMSELF A FORTNIGHT MORE.&quot;</p>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<h4>[LET THE CLOTH BE WHITE.]</h4>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Go set the table, Mary, an' let the cloth be white!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The hungry city children are comin' here to-night;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The children from the city, with features pinched an' spare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are comin' here to get a breath of God's untainted air.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They come from out the dungeons where they with want were chained;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From places dark an' dismal, by tears of sorrow stained;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From where a thousand shadows are murdering all the light:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Set well the table, Mary dear, an' let the cloth be white!<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 600px;">
+<img src="images/illus35.jpg" width="600" height="456" alt="&quot;THE HUNGRY CITY CHILDREN ARE COMING HERE TO-NIGHT.&quot;" title="The hungry city children are coming here to-night." />
+<span class="caption">&quot;THE HUNGRY CITY CHILDREN ARE COMING HERE TO-NIGHT.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">They ha' not seen the daisies made for the heart's behoof;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They never heard the rain-drops upon a cottage roof;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They do not know the kisses of zephyr an' of breeze;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They never rambled wild an' free beneath the forest trees.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The food that they ha' eaten was spoiled by others' greeds;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The very air their lungs breathed was full o' poison seeds;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The very air their souls breathed was full o' wrong an' spite:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Go set the table, Mary dear, an' let the cloth be white!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The fragrant water-lilies ha' never smiled at them;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They never picked a wild-flower from off its dewy stem;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They never saw a greensward that they could safely pass<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Unless they heeded well the sign that says "Keep off the grass."<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">God bless the men and women of noble brain an' heart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who go down in the folk-swamps an' take the children's part&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Those hungry, cheery children that keep us in their debt,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An' never fail to give us more of pleasure than they get!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Set well the table, Mary; let naught be scant or small;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The little ones are coming; have plenty for 'em all.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There's nothing we should furnish except the very best<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To those that Jesus looked upon an' called to him an' blessed.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<h4>[<i>From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book.</i>]</h4>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Oh, Home&mdash;restful home! theme of praise and of song!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the heart has its refuge, unfailing and strong;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where the cares of the world sign a partial release,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the soul can lie down to a sweet sleep of peace!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The mine whence we dig out affection's pure gold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The fire where we warm our poor hearts when they're cold!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The grand, tender chorus, by love's fingers stirred,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Where all the sweet tones of the soul-life are heard!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But he who in thy praises was sweetest and best&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who wrote that great song full of soothing and rest<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Through pleasures and palaces though we may roam,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Be it never so humble, there's no place like home"&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He who, in a moment unfettered by art,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Let that heavenly song fly from the nest of his heart,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He wandered the earth, all forgot and alone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And ne'er till he died had a home of his own!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He wandered the earth at his own dreary will,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And carried his great heavy heart with him still;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He carried his great heavy heart o'er the road,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">With no one to give him a lift with his load;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wherever he went, with his lone, dreary tread,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He found that his sweet song had flown on ahead!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He heard its grand melodies' chimes o'er and o'er,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From great bands that played at the palace's door;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He heard its soft tones through the cottages creep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">From fond mothers singing their babies to sleep;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But he wandered the earth, all forgot and alone,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And ne'er till in Heaven had a home of his own!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Of course&mdash;be it said to the poor fellow's shame&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">There was no one on earth but himself he could blame.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">God meant, when he made this world cheerful and bright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then looked it all over and said 'twas all right,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then stole Adam's rib while he lay fast asleep,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And when he awoke gave it to him to keep&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He meant that this world, as he gazed on it there,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should blossom with homes, rich and radiant and fair;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That his chain of love-gold, flung from Heaven's glittering dome,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Should be forged into links, and each link be a home!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 600px;">
+<img src="images/illus36.jpg" width="600" height="450" alt="&quot;HE HEARD ITS SOFT TONES THROUGH THE COTTAGES CREEP,
+FROM FOND MOTHERS SINGING THEIR BABIES TO SLEEP.&quot;" title="He heard its soft tones through the cottage creep" />
+<span class="caption">&quot;HE HEARD ITS SOFT TONES THROUGH THE COTTAGES CREEP,<br />
+FROM FOND MOTHERS SINGING THEIR BABIES TO SLEEP.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">This Adam and Eve more advantages carried,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than any <i>young</i> couple that ever was married.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They'd a nice, cozy home, unencumbered and free,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Save a slight reservation on one little tree;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They toiled not and sweat not in tilling their lands:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Their orchards were trimmed by invisible hands;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">They were bothered by no tailors' bills over-due;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Their dress-makers' bills were quite moderate, too;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No tax-ghost each year their scared domicile haunted,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To find out how much more they owned than they wanted;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In sooth this young pair more advantages carried<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than any <i>young</i> couple that ever was married!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">And if, when Eve spied that large serpent one day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She had acted the usual feminine way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And piercingly screamed, and run, reckless and blind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As if Satan were only two minutes behind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then Adam, man-like, had soothed sweetly her fright,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Saying, "What do you fear? 'tisn't poison; 'twon't bite;"<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Then, catching a club, he had towered up above it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And promptly had pounded the devil out of it,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twould have saved some hot tears, some hard toil, some disgrace,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And been a great thing for the whole human race.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But they treated him kindly, and gave him his say,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And 'twas not very long ere himself was to pay.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Since then this same Satan, whatever befalls,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is noted for making his family calls;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Some families&mdash;shame on the impudent wretch!&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He stays with at times for a week at a stretch;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And some it would seem as if, pleased with the fare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He had taken his permanent residence there!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But when to his dear friends these visits he makes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He doesn't always come in the persons of snakes.<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">So the Science of Home is the chiefest of all:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To ward off these dangers that ever befall;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span><br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To beat back these devils of discord and sin,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That always are striving to steal their way in;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To use all the means God hath placed in our sight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To keep our homes innocent, happy, and bright;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For a home that rejoices in love's saving leaven,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Comes deliciously nigh to the splendors of Heaven!<br /></span>
+<hr style="width: 25%;" />
+</div></div>
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Still through the city I wander;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Still do I study and ponder;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But with no loneliness round me;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Severed&mdash;the black cords that bound me!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">No more my spirit is weary;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I have a home, bright and cheery;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Full of love's sweet, saving leaven:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Home is the daughter of Heaven.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+<h2>THE END.</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of City Ballads, by Will Carleton
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: City Ballads
+
+Author: Will Carleton
+
+Release Date: August 3, 2011 [EBook #36954]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK CITY BALLADS ***
+
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+
+
+Produced by Juliet Sutherland, Dianne Nolan and the Online
+Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net
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+
+
+ [Illustration: "THESE ARE THE SPIRES THAT WERE GLEAMING."]
+
+
+
+ CITY BALLADS
+
+
+ BY
+ WILL CARLETON
+ AUTHOR OF "FARM BALLADS" "FARM LEGENDS" "FARM FESTIVALS"
+ "YOUNG FOLKS' CENTENNIAL RHYMES" ETC.
+
+
+ _ILLUSTRATED_
+
+
+ NEW YORK
+ HARPER & BROTHERS, FRANKLIN SQUARE
+
+
+
+
+ Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1885, by
+
+ HARPER & BROTHERS,
+
+ In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington.
+
+
+ _All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+
+ TO
+
+ ADORA
+
+ FRIEND, COMRADE, LOVER, WIFE
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+When city people go among forests and hills, they drink in the fresh
+air and weird scenery of rural surroundings, with much more relish,
+enjoyment, and appreciation, than do the life-long residents they
+find there.
+
+For the same reason, the great drama of metropolitan existence falls
+most forcibly upon those just from the clear streams and green
+meadows of the country. Their impressions then are deeper, and their
+feelings more intense than if they were city born and bred.
+
+With the latter fact in view, this book is an effort to reproduce
+some of the effects of city scenes and character upon the intellect
+and imagination of two people from the country:
+
+First, a young student, who has travelled the well-beaten roads of a
+college course, but is just entering real life, and now for the
+first time walks the paved and palace-bordered streets of which he
+has heard and read so much.
+
+Second, an old farmer, with very little "book-learning," but a clear
+brain, a warm heart, and independent judgment, and a habit of
+philosophizing upon everything he sees, which habit he brings to the
+city, and applies to the strange facts he witnesses.
+
+These, with certain incidental thoughts and characters encountered
+and discussed, constitute the present work. It will be found, as
+intended, sketchy and suggestive rather than elaborate and complete.
+Note-books and diaries are designed, not so much for the history of
+a career or an event, as a light to the memory, a stimulus to the
+imagination, and a help to the heart.
+
+It is the hope of the author that his book may perform those offices
+for you, his readers, and that it will rouse your pity of pain, your
+enjoyment of honest mirth, your hatred of sham and wrong, and your
+love and adoration of the Resolute and the Good, and their winsome
+child, the Beautiful.
+
+In which case he shakes hands with his large and loved constituency,
+and continues happy.
+
+ W. C.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ WEALTH 15
+ _Including_
+ THE LOVELY YOUNG MAN 28
+ IF I'D A MILLION MILLIONS 35
+ FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS 40
+
+ WANT 46
+ _Including_
+ THAT SWAMP OF DEATH 53
+ A SEWING-GIRL'S DIARY 64
+
+ FIRE 75
+ _Including_
+ WHEN PROMETHEUS STOLE THE FLAME 77
+ FLASH: THE FIREMAN'S STORY 79
+ HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE 84
+ "YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE IS CONRAD?" 90
+
+ WATER 93
+ _Including_
+ THE DEAD STOWAWAY 97
+ THE WEDDING OF THE TOWNS 102
+ FARMER STEBBINS AT OCEAN GROVE 107
+
+ VICE 113
+ _Including_
+ THE BOY-CONVICT'S STORY 115
+ FARMER STEBBINS ON THE BOWERY 119
+ FARMER STEBBINS AHEAD 124
+ THE SLUGGING-MATCH 130
+
+ VIRTUE 132
+ _Including_
+ MORE WAYS THAN ONE 136
+ THE MARCH OF THE CHILDREN 141
+
+ TRAVEL 143
+ _Including_
+ HER TOUR 144
+ AT THE SUMMIT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT 148
+ THE SILENT WHEEL 155
+ FARMER AND WHEEL; OR, THE NEW LOCHINVAR 157
+ ONLY A BOX 166
+
+ HOME 170
+ _Including_
+ LET THE CLOTH BE WHITE 172
+
+
+
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS.
+
+
+ Page
+
+ "_These are the spires that were gleaming_" _Frontispiece._
+
+ "_I saw tall derricks by the hundred rise_" 21
+
+ "_I reached my hand down for it and it stopped_" 29
+
+ "_When all to once the wheels departed suddenly
+ above, an' took along my heels_" 43
+
+ _Farmer Stebbins on Rollers_ 45
+
+ "_Yes, it's straight and true, good preacher,
+ every word that you have said_" 51
+
+ "_Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the
+ chimneys over there_" 54
+
+ "_Oh, the air is pure and wholesome where some babies
+ coo and rest, and they trim them out with ribbons,
+ and they feed them with the best_" 55
+
+ "_Weary old man with the snow-drifted hair, not by
+ your fault are you suffering there_" 59
+
+ "_Is't the same girl that stood, one night, there in
+ the wide hall's thrilling light?_" 65
+
+ "_And hateful hunger has come in_" 69
+
+ "_He begged that horse's pardon upon his bended knees_" 80
+
+ "_Away he rushed like a cyclone for the head
+ o'_ '_Number Three_'" 82
+
+ "_Laid down in his harness_" 83
+
+ _How we Fought the Fire_ 87
+
+ "_Battered and bruised, forever abused, he lay by
+ the moaning sea_" 99
+
+ "_Miss Sunnyhopes she waded out_" 108
+
+ "_Two inland noodles, for our first acquaintance
+ with the sea_" 109
+
+ "_A-floating on her dainty back_" 110
+
+ "_I tried to kick this_ '_lovely wave_'" 110
+
+ "_Heels over head--all in a bunch!_" 111
+
+ "_We voted that we'd had enough_" 111
+
+ "_To make four hundred dollars clear, an' help the
+ children too_" 121
+
+ "_We come 'thin part of one of it_" 123
+
+ "_They_ '_put their heads together_' _in a new an'
+ painful way_" 127
+
+ "_He makes himself a bigger fool than all the fools
+ he makes_" 129
+
+ _The Salvation Army_ 140
+
+ _The March of the Children_ 141, 142
+
+ _From the Monument_ 149
+
+ "_And he stood there, like a colonel, with her
+ trembling on his arm_" 159
+
+ _Chasing the Bicycle_ 163
+
+ "_Only a box, secure and strong, rough and wooden,
+ and six feet long_" 167
+
+ "_And carry back, from out our plenteous store,
+ enough to keep himself a fortnight more_" 172
+
+ "_The hungry city children are coming here to-night_" 173
+
+ "_He heard its soft tones through the cottages creep,
+ from fond mothers singing their babies to sleep_" 177
+
+
+
+
+CITY BALLADS.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+WEALTH.
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+
+ Here in The City I ponder,
+ Through its long pathways I wander.
+ These are the spires that were gleaming
+ All through my juvenile dreaming.
+ This is The Something I heard, far away,
+ When, at the close of a tired Summer day,
+ Resting from work on the lap of a lawn,
+ Gazing to whither The Sun-god had gone,
+ Leaving behind him his mantles of gold--
+ This is The Something by which I was told;
+ "Bend your head, dreamer, and listen--
+ Come to my splendors that glisten!
+ Either to triumph they call you,
+ Or to what worst could befall you!"
+ This is The Something that thrilled my desires,
+ When the weird Morning had kindled his fires,
+ And the gray city of clouds in the east
+ Lighted its streets as for pageant or feast,
+ Whisp'ring--my spirit elating--
+ "Come to me, boy, I am waiting!
+ Bring me your muscle and spirit and brain--
+ Here to my glory-strewn, ruin-strewn plain!"
+ Treading the trough of the furrow,
+ Digging where life-rootlets burrow,
+ Blade of the food-harvest swinging,
+ In the barns toiling and singing,
+ Breath of a hay-meadow smelling,
+ Forest-trees loving and felling--
+ Where'er my spirit was turning,
+ Lived that mysterious yearning!
+ When in the old country school-house I conned
+ Legends of life in the broad world beyond--
+ When in the trim hamlet-college I cast
+ Wondering glances at days that were past--
+ Ever I longed for the walls and the streets,
+ And the rich conflict that energy meets!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ So I have come: but The City is great
+ Bearing me down like a brute with its weight.
+ So I have come: but The City is cold,
+ And I am lonelier now than of old.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Yet, 'tis the same restless story:
+ Even to fail here were glory!
+ Grand, to be part of this ocean
+ Of matter and mind and emotion!
+ Here flow the streams of endeavor,
+ Cityward trending forever.--
+ Wheat-stalks that tassel the field,
+ Harvests of opulent yield,
+ Grass-blades that fence with each other,
+ Flower-blossoms--sister and brother--
+ Roots that are sturdy and tender,
+ Stalks in your thrift and your splendor,
+ Mind that is fertile and daring,
+ Face that true beauty is wearing--
+ All that is strongest and fleetest,
+ All that are dainty and sweetest.
+ Look to the domes and the glittering spires,
+ Waiting for you with majestic desires!
+ List to The City's gaunt, thunderous roar,
+ Calling and calling for you evermore!
+ Long in the fields you may labor and wait--
+ You and your tribe may come early or late;
+ Beauty and excellence dwell and will dwell
+ Oft amid garden and moorland and fell;
+ Long generations may hold them,
+ Centuries oft can enfold them;
+ But the rich City's they some time shall be,
+ Sure as the spring is the food of the sea.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+SEPTEMBER 20, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the south-west; weather wondrous fine;
+ Thermometer 'twixt seventy-eight and nine.
+ Ground rather dry; sun flails us over-warm;
+ It's most time for the equinoctial storm.
+ Family healthy as could be desired;
+ Except we're somewhat mind and body tired
+ At moving over such a lengthy road,
+ And settling down here in our town abode,
+ And wrestling with the pains that filter through one
+ When he gives up an old home for a new one.
+
+ Old Calendar, you've always stood me true;
+ Now I'll change works, and do the same by you!
+ You're just as good as when, with aching arm,
+ I cleared and worked that eighty-acre farm!
+ And every night, in those hard, dear old days,
+ 'Twas one of my most unconditional ways,
+ When to my labors I had said Good-night,
+ And recompensed my home-made appetite,
+ And talked with Wife, and traded family views,
+ And gathered all the latest township news,
+ And dealt my sons a sly fraternal hit,
+ And flirted with my daughters just a bit,
+ And through the papers tried my way to see,
+ So the world shouldn't slip out from under me,
+ As I was saying--in those sweet old days,
+ 'Twas one of my most unconditional ways,
+ To go to you, old book, before I'd sleep,
+ And hand you over all the day to keep.
+
+ I gave you up what weather I could find,
+ Likewise the different phases of my mind;
+ What my hard hands from morn to night had done,
+ And what my mind had been subsisting on;
+ What accidents had touched my brain with doubt,
+ And what successes it had whittled out;
+ How well I had been able to control
+ The weather fluctuations of my soul;
+ What progress or what failures I had made
+ In spying round and stealing Nature's trade;
+ The seeds of actions planted long ago,
+ And whether they had blossomed out or no;
+ And oft, from what you of the past could tell,
+ I've learned to steer my future pretty well.
+
+ And now I'M RICH (who ever thought 'twould be!)
+ I'll stand by you, as you have stood by me;
+ And now I'm "City people"--having moved
+ (My circumstances suddenly improved)
+ Into this town, with some quick-gotten pelf,
+ To educate my children and myself,
+ And give my wife, who has a pedigree,
+ A chance to flutter round her family tree,
+ And show her natural city airs and graces
+ (Which didn't "take" quite so well in country places)
+ Now we are here, old fellow, while we stay
+ I'll give you all the news from day to day.
+ I'll find the good that in this city lurks,
+ By regular, systematic, hard days' works;
+ I'll rummage fearless round amongst the harm,
+ As when I hoed up thistles on my farm;
+ Shake hands with Virtue, help Sin while I spurn it,
+ And if there's anything to learn, I'll learn it.
+
+ How little I suspected, by the way--
+ Scrambling for pennies in that patch of clay,
+ The bare expenses of our lives to meet--
+ That waves of wealth were washing at my feet!
+ And when my hard and rather lazy soil
+ Sprung a leak upward with petroleum-oil--
+ When, through the wonder in my glad old eyes,
+ I saw tall derricks by the hundred rise,
+ Flinging wealth at me with unceasing hand,
+ And turning to a mine my hard old land,
+ Until it seemed as if the spell would hold
+ Till every blade of grass was turned to gold--
+ I felt, as never yet had come to me,
+ How little round the curves of life we see;
+ Or, in our rushings on, suspect or view
+ What sort of stations we are coming to!
+ It brought a similar twinge--though not so bad--
+ As once, when losing every cent I had.
+
+ But still it could not shift my general views;
+ My mind didn't faint at one good piece of news.
+ I think I'd too much ballast 'neath my sail
+ To be capsized by one good prosperous gale
+ (Same as I didn't lie down and give up all
+ That other time, when tipped up by a squall).
+ I didn't go spreeing for my money's sake,
+ Or with my business matters lie awake;
+ 'Twould never do, as I informed my wife,
+ To let a little money spoil our life!
+
+ And now I'm rich (who ever thought 'twould be!)
+ I'll look about, and see what I can see;
+ Appoint myself a visiting committee,
+ With power to act in all parts of the city;
+ Growl when I must, commend whene'er I can,
+ And lose no chance to help my fellow-man.
+ For he who joy on others' paths has thrown,
+ Will find there's some left over for his own;
+ And he who leads his brother toward the sky,
+ Will in the journey bring himself more nigh.
+
+ And what I see and think, in my own way,
+ I'll tell to you, Old Calendar, each day;
+ And if I choose to do the same in rhyme,
+ What jury would convict me of a crime?
+ For every one, from palaces to attics,
+ Has caught, some time or other, _The Rhythmatics_.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Still through The City I ponder,
+ Still do I wonder and wander.
+ City--unconscious descendant
+ Of olden-time cities resplendent!
+ Child of rich forefathers hoary,
+ Clad in their gloom and their glory!--
+ Dream I of you in the rich, mellow past,
+ Throbbing with life, and with Death overcast.
+
+ Thebes--not to you, crushed and ghastly and dumb,
+ Even the wreck-loving Ivy will come!
+ Where stood your hundred broad, world-famous gates,
+ Now a black Arab for charity waits.
+ Not like this City--metropolis bold--
+ Where the whole world brings its goods and its gold!
+
+ Babylon--here the queen's gardens climbed high,
+ Painting their flowers on the blue of the sky:
+
+ [Illustration: "I SAW TALL DERRICKS BY THE HUNDRED RISE."]
+
+ This is where sinners, one asinine hour,
+ Thought they could travel to Heaven by tower.
+ (How like some sinners to-day, whose desires
+ Mount by the way of their greed-builded spires!)
+
+ Troy--of rare riches and valor possessed,
+ Ruined fore'er by one beautiful guest--
+ (Here many Helens, though less of renown,
+ Do for some men what she did for a town!)
+
+ Wondrous Palmyra, whose island of green,
+ 'Mid the bleak sand, reared the beautiful queen
+ (Sweet-faced Zenobia, peerless
+ Proud in her virtue, and fearless)
+ In this metropolis, virtuously grand,
+ Many a queen is a joy to the land!
+
+ Tyre--the huge pillars that groaned under thee,
+ Rest in the depths of a desolate sea;
+ Long may it be ere the spray's salted showers
+ Foam o'er the walls of this city of ours!
+
+ Mound-men's vast cities, whose graves we accost,
+ Even your names are in ruins--and lost.
+ What if, some time when this nation is nought,
+ Vainly our names in our graves should be sought!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Cities that yet are to flourish,
+ That the rich Future must nourish!
+ Where will you take up your stations--
+ Where set your massive foundations?
+ Where are the slumbering meadows,
+ Dreaming of clouds through their shadows,
+ That by rough wheels rudely shaken,
+ Into new life shall awaken?
+ Harbors that placidly float
+ Nought but the fisherman's boat,
+ Think you of fleets that shall lie
+ Under the blue of your sky;
+ When shall be built on your land
+ Palaces wealthily grand;
+ When in your face from tall spires
+ Gleam the electrical fires?
+ Cities that yet are to be,
+ You are not phantoms to me!
+ You are as certain and sure
+ As that Old Time shall endure.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Stars in the distant, mysterious sky,
+ Flashing and flaming and dancing on high,
+ Each is an earth to its millions,
+ Each has its domes and pavilions.
+ Cities, I see you--by reasoning led--
+ On the great map with blue leaves overhead.
+ Seaport and lakeport and rich inland town,
+ Capital city, and village of brown;
+ Thanking the prairie-food-givers,
+ Strung on the winding star-rivers.
+ Earths that can signal to earths, every one,
+ With the bright torches you stole from the sun,
+ Each on its surface has strown
+ Cities and towns of its own,
+ Fraught with their crimes and their graces,
+ Full of mysterious places.
+ They are no myths unto me--
+ Clearly their outlines I see;
+ Millions of towns I descry
+ Hanging o'er me from the sky.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Still through the paths of the town,
+ Dreaming, I walk up and down.
+ Is it so much of a wonder--
+ Part of this whole, yet asunder,
+ I in this throng, and I only--
+ That I am wretched and lonely?
+ Loneliness--loneliness ever--
+ Leaving me utterly, never!
+ Yes, I am part of this ocean
+ Of matter and mind and emotion;
+ Yet how entirely apart,
+ Severed in mind and in heart!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+SEPTEMBER 25, 18--.
+
+ Wealth--wealth--wealth--wealth! I never had been led,
+ From all I'd thought and dreamed and heard and read,
+ To think so much wealth, in whatever while,
+ Could be raked up into one shining pile!
+ Not long ago, a hundred dollars clear,
+ Big as a hay-stack would to me appear.
+ When first a thousand dollars made me smile,
+ I sympathized with Croesus quite a while;
+ But looking round here makes me feel the same
+ As if I hadn't a nickel to my name!
+
+ Wealth--wealth! why, every acre I behold
+ Has cost a mine of Californi' gold!
+ The very ground one building here might fill
+ Would almost buy the town of Tompkins Hill!
+
+ There isn't a house my scrutiny has crossed
+ But catches several figures in its cost;
+ And when your eyes into the parlor go
+ ('Mongst things they leave the curtains up to show),
+ And see the carpets, rugs, and draperies rich,
+ That twine ten dollars into every stitch,
+ And view great pictures that such prices hold
+ As if the painter's brush were dipped in gold;
+
+ And when along the roads great buggies glide,
+ With covers on, and rich-dressed folks inside,
+ And up on top a man to drive the team--
+ As fat as any cat brought up on cream
+ (Man and team both), the driver dressed as gay
+ As if he meant to marry that same day,
+ Or wed his boss's daughter that same night
+ (Which some consider as the coachman's right,
+ And think it's understood, when he engages,
+ A daughter should be thrown in with his wages),
+ When even the horses, as so many do,
+ Wear jewelry that cost a farm or two,
+ You wonder in what tree-top grew the cash
+ To buy so much reality and trash!
+
+ Wealth--wealth--wealth--wealth! the very corner stores
+ Are gold-mines from the ceilings to the floors!
+ The shop we thought would ruin Cousin Phil,
+ Because 'twas over-large for Tompkins Hill,
+ Would, in the small vest-pocket, lose its way,
+ Of one man's place I wandered through to-day!
+
+ And then the banks--a hundred on one street--
+ As full of money as an egg of meat
+ (Although one never knows beyond a doubt
+ What colored chickens they'll be hatching out);
+
+ And then the churches--elegant to view--
+ An independent fortune in each pew.
+ One window-pane in one big church that's here
+ Cost more than our old preacher made per year!
+ (A city pastor's salary, I declare,
+ Would keep _him_ all his life, with cash to spare,
+ A-preaching in that little house of wood,
+ Holding his hearers' eyes in all he could,
+ With rolling meadows and green trees in view,
+ And fresh-complexioned streamlets wandering through);
+
+ And then the rich school-houses in this town,
+ Where children can be taught up-stairs and down,
+ Swifter (if not so thorough), I suppose,
+ Than in the small log school-house, where I rose
+ From Numeration to the Rule of Three,
+ And had Irregular Verbs whipped into me;
+
+ And then the railroad stations, where, each day,
+ Fortunes on wheels rush in and drive away;
+ And then the steamboats paddling up and down--
+ _Towns_ swimming on their way from town to town;
+
+ And then the ladies, in both street and store,
+ Done up in silks and satins, spangled o'er
+ As if it had rained diamonds for an hour,
+ And they had gone and stood out in the shower;
+
+ And then the rich and idle-houred young men--
+ The rising generation's "Upper 10"
+ (With the "1" left off), who each day, no doubt,
+ Spend twice as much as all my "setting out,"
+ When Father said, "The family craft is full;
+ Launch your own craft and show us how to pull."
+
+ I often think, when past a dandy glides,
+ Throwing his (father's) money on all sides,
+ And peeking under each young lady's veil,
+ As if he'd bought her at a mortgage sale,
+ How shrewd it was of him, right on the start,
+ To have a father who was rich and smart!
+ (Folks often pride themselves much, by-the-way,
+ Because their parents greater were than they.)
+
+ Walking to-day along Fifth Avenue,
+ A slip of paper on the sidewalk flew
+ Before my eyes--some one the same had dropped;
+ I reached my hand down for it and it stopped.
+ I picked it up--the reading on't was queer;
+ I think, perhaps, I'll paste it right in here.
+
+
+THE LOVELY YOUNG MAN.
+
+ Oh the elements varied--the exquisite plan--
+ That are used in constructing the lovely young man!
+ His face he has easily made to possess
+ The expression of nothing within to express;
+ His hair is oiled glossily back of his ears,
+ Atop of his head an equator appears;
+ His scanty mustache has symmetrical bends,
+ Is groomed with precision, and waxed at both ends;
+ His darling complexion, bewitching to see,
+ Is powdered the same as a lady's might be.
+ And this is the dear whom the newspapers rude
+ Have scornfully treated, and christened the ----.
+
+ The mental equipment I'll tell, if I can,
+ That Nature has given the lovely young man:
+ A set of emotions consistently weak,
+ To go with a creature so gentle and meek;
+ A will no opposing can break or surmount
+ (Concerning all matters of no great account);
+ A reasoning wheel, quite correctly revolved
+ (When used on small questions already resolved);
+ A taste for each gaudy and glistening thing
+ That grows on the vision and dies on the wing.
+ Elaborate methods and principles crude
+ Encompass the mental estate of the ----.
+
+ [Illustration: "I REACHED MY HAND DOWN FOR IT AND IT STOPPED."]
+
+ The outer habiliments hastily scan,
+ Employed in adorning the lovely young man!
+ His feet two triangular cases have sought,
+ By which his five toes to a focus are brought;
+ The sheathes that enfold his propellers within
+ Are on the most intimate terms with his skin;
+ His starch-tortured collar on tip-toe appears,
+ Desirous of learning the length of his ears;
+ And fifteen-sixteenths of his brain, very nigh,
+ Has run all to blossom and stopped in his tie.
+ Such some of the splendors mad Fashion has strewed
+ All over the surface comprising the ----.
+
+ Oh measure the brief philological span
+ Of the high-pressure words of the lovely young man!--
+ "B' Jauve! you daun't sayh saw! youah playing it low!
+ Aw, auyn't she a daisy! I knaw her, y' knaw.
+ She's thweet on me, somehow, though why I dawn't say,
+ It cawn't be my beauty, it must be my _way_!
+ Did you notith, laust night, Chawley Johnson's neck-tie?
+ It paralyzed me, and I thought I should d-i-e!
+ He's quite a sound fellaw to talk to awhile;
+ It's weally a pity he isn't our style!"
+ And thus talks forever, with slight interlude,
+ The creature that lately was christened a ----.
+
+ Oh boys! there are several hundreds of ways
+ To make yourselves small to the average gaze;
+ Of which some will cost you considerably less,
+ Accomplishing nearly an equal success.
+ Go purchase a gilded hand-organ some day,
+ And stand on the corner and solemnly play;
+ Envelop yourselves in the skin of an ape,
+ Assuming his methods as well, as his shape;
+ Submit to refined zoological charms,
+ And carry a lap-dog about in your arms;
+ But _don't_ let Destruction upon you intrude.
+ So far as to make you down into a ----.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ I think I saw, a minute's half or less,
+ The young girl who composed this spiteful mess;
+ She watched me pick it up, made a half rush
+ Toward me, and then retreated with a blush.
+ I called, before she vanished from my vision,
+ "My dear, I think you've lost your composition!"
+ But she dodged off, as if she seemed to doubt it,
+ And, I suppose, went on to school without it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Pacing the question over, far and near,
+ I think the little maid was too severe.
+ Sweet Charity can roof much sin, they tell,
+ Why shouldn't it shelter foolishness as well?
+ When we draw rein and look about a minute,
+ We see no field but God is somewhere in it;
+ He made the eagle and the lion, I've heard;
+ Why not the monkey and the chipping-bird?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Pavement and window and wall
+ What is the cost of you all?
+ Parlor and boudoir and stair,
+ Crowded with furniture rare;
+ Gems from the mountains and seas,
+ Spires that out-measure the trees;
+ Chamber and palace and hall--
+ What is the price of you all?
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What did we cost? Bend ear;
+ What did we cost? Now hear.
+
+ Several millions men,
+ There in the field and fen.
+ Look! they are stripped and grim,
+ Sturdy of voice and limb.
+ Painfully, now, they toil
+ Into the sullen soil;
+ Stabbing the hills and meads,
+ Planting the silent seeds.
+ Into each streaming face
+ Glides the hot sun apace.
+ You in the thoughtful guise,
+ You with the dreamy eyes--
+ "Why do you labor so?
+ Where do your earnings go?--
+ "_A goodly part to the rulers that form the powers that be;
+ A modest part, if lucky, for my family and for me;
+ And all the rest for the splendors that fringe the river and sea._"
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What did we cost? Bend ear;
+ What did we cost? Now hear.
+
+ Listen! the factory wall
+ Sends out its morning call.
+ Hear the machinery's din;
+ Look at the folks within.
+ Child with a poor, pale face;
+ Woman with hurried grace;
+ Man with the look half wise;
+ Girl with the handsome eyes.
+ How the long spindles whirl!
+ How the rich webs unfurl!
+ Maid with the orbs that quiver
+ With light from "Over the River,"[1]
+ Why are you toiling so?
+ Where do your wages go?--
+ "_A goodly part to the owners, whoever they may be;
+ A little part to the living of those I love and me;
+ And all the rest to the cities that gem the river and sea._"
+
+ [1] As is well known, the weird, inimitable poem, "Over the
+ River," was written by a factory girl.
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What do we cost? Now hear;
+ Hearken, with eye and ear.
+
+ Several thousand men,
+ There in the hill and glen;
+ Forward, march! Take aim!
+ Fire! now a storm of flame!
+ Shriek and curse and shout;
+ Death-beds lying about.
+ Man with the kingly face,
+ There in that gory place
+ Bleeding and writhing so
+ (Well a moment ago),
+ Tell me, in mangled tones--
+ Tell us, amid your groans,
+ What do they buy with war?
+ What were you fighting for?--
+ "_For country and for glory, and for the powers that be;
+ To deck with pride and honor the family dear to me;
+ And to defend our cities that gem the river and sea._"
+
+ [_Voices._]
+ What do we cost? Bend ear:
+ No; you will never hear.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+NOVEMBER 1, 18--.
+
+ Wind north-east; weather getting cross and cool;
+ Wife and the children gone to Sunday-school.
+ And I--not very well--am home again,
+ Holding a conversation with my pen.
+ And all that I can make it say to me
+ Is Wealth, wealth, wealth! how much I hear and see!
+ Strange, how, on human brains, sixteen times o'er,
+ Is stamped and carved the magic word of More!
+ Some several thousands to my credit lie
+ In a small bank on Wall Street, handy by;
+ But I can't help contriving what I'd do
+ If I possessed the whole Sub-Treasury too;
+ Or if I had (to take a modest tone)
+ A million million dollars, all my own!
+
+ The subject took so strong a growth in me,
+ I overtalked the same, last night, at tea;[2]
+ And so my oldest daughter (who can rhyme,
+ And strikes some notes that with her father's chime)
+ Became with that same foolishness possessed,
+ So much so that it would not let her rest,
+ But hung about her bedside all the night
+ And brought its capabilities in sight.
+ So much so that she threw it into verse
+ As bad as that her father writes--or worse.
+ And then, with some unconscious girlish grace,
+ And blushes chasing all about her face,
+ She, in a way I've learned to understand
+ Quite accident'ly, slipped it in my hand.
+ It was not made in public to appear,
+ But, privately, I'll paste it right in here:
+
+ [2] Our dinner is at noon; our supper, six,
+ We have not yet learned all the city tricks.
+
+
+IF I'D A MILLION MILLIONS.
+
+ If I'd a million millions--
+ Just think! a million millions!--
+ What wouldn't I do--what couldn't I do--
+ If I'd a million millions?
+ From every forest's finest tree
+ My many-gabled house should be;
+ With silver threads from golden looms
+ Should be attired my palace-rooms;
+ My blossomed table have the best
+ Of all the East and all the West;
+ My bed should be a daintier thing
+ Than ever sheltered queen or king;
+ What wouldn't I do,
+ What couldn't I do,
+ If I'd a million millions?
+
+ If I'd a million millions--
+ A good, square million millions--
+ With gratefulness my friends should bless
+ Me and my million millions!
+ None that had e'er befriended me
+ But he a millionaire should be;
+ Who kindly words of me had told,
+ Should find their silver turned to gold;
+ And he who did but just advance
+ The sunbeam of a friendly glance
+ In my affliction's cloudy day
+ Should have rich, unexpected pay.
+ What wouldn't I do,
+ What couldn't I do,
+ If I'd a million millions?
+
+ If I'd a million millions--
+ Just think! a million millions!--
+ How many coals on hostile souls
+ I'd heap with all my millions!
+ No enemy that earned my hate
+ Should for a fiery guerdon wait;
+ With roses sweet I'd twine him o'er
+ Until the thorns should prick him sore
+ (How much of credit may be claimed
+ For _sweetly_ making foes ashamed
+ I do not know; it may depend
+ On how much true love we extend);
+ But love outpoured
+ I could afford,
+ If I'd a million millions!
+
+ An honest million millions--
+ Just think! a million millions!
+ The poor should bless the strange success
+ That gave me all those millions!
+ I'd slaughter every hungry wight
+ Within the circle of my sight,
+ And resurrect him with such food
+ As should go far to make him good;
+ No poor-house but must bow its head
+ And gaze at cottage walls instead;
+ And hungry paupers soon should see
+ A year of genuine jubilee.
+ Nought should alloy
+ Their perfect joy,
+ That could be saved by millions!
+
+ Just think! a million millions!--
+ The care of all those millions!
+ And after all, what would befall
+ A life with all those millions?
+ Would not the lucre clog my brain,
+ And make me hard and cold and vain?
+ Might not my treasure win my heart,
+ And make me loath with it to part?
+ How could I tell, by mortal sign,
+ Betwixt my money's friends and mine?
+ And then, the greed, and strife, and curse,
+ The world brings round a princely purse:
+ Perhaps my soul,
+ Upon the whole,
+ Is best, without the millions!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Now comes the Christmas-tide:
+ Love wakes on every side;
+ Mirth smiles from every eye;
+ Wreaths greet the passer-by.
+
+ Who, full of haughty pride,
+ Loves not the Christmas-tide?
+ He who, with av'rice low,
+ Cares not to joy bestow.
+
+ God save the wretch denied
+ Love for the Christmas-tide!
+ God tell his hardened heart
+ Pure joy must joy impart!
+
+ Who, close to grief allied,
+ Grieves 'mid the Christmas-tide?
+ She who, at Sorrow's call,
+ Now mourns the loss of all.
+
+ God save the dear bereft--
+ Teach her the mercies left!
+ Show her that clouds may yet
+ Lift, ere her sun be set!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Who lonely must abide
+ All through the Christmas-tide?
+ He who has never known
+ Love-passion of his own.
+
+ So follows he his fate,
+ Friendly but desolate;
+ So--sad--his heart must hide
+ All through the Christmas-tide!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+DECEMBER 25, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the north-east; snow in wagon-loads;
+ Good sleighing everywhere on all the roads.
+ Family healthy, sensible, and pleasant,
+ And each one got the proper Christmas-present.
+
+ (At least it seems so, for they all act suited,
+ And Santa Claus's taste hasn't been disputed.)
+ Our family room is filled with tasty mixings
+ Of evergreens and other woman-fixings;
+ The open grate makes things look rich and mellow,
+ With good hard coals the fire has painted yellow;[3]
+ Pictures peep from the walls, with _thought_ all through them,
+ That set me studying every time I view them;
+ There's certain books upon the centre-table
+ That say what I'd have said if I'd been able;
+ And, measuring up this room with honest style,
+ 'Tisn't a bad place to be in for a while.
+
+ And so I sit here, thinking, musing, dreaming,
+ About the world and all its curious scheming,
+ And, full of certainty-begotten doubt,
+ Wondering what this life is all about
+ (From all that I can learn I'm not to blame,
+ For wiser men have often done the same).
+
+ We went a mile or two, last night, to see
+ The decorations on a Christmas-tree;
+ I spied, hung on that sapling's gilded arms,
+ Things that would buy a couple good sized farms;
+ And just upon our way home, I should guess
+ We met some fifty people, more or less,
+ Who needed, to make passable their days,
+ A decent share of what those farms would raise.
+
+ But here's the question: should those ill-to-do
+ Deprive rich people of their comforts too?
+ Because there are some people lack for bread,
+ Must others' minds and fancies go unfed?
+ It's quite a puzzle, which I don't know whether
+ My clumsy mind knows how to put together;
+
+ But one thing's sure: wants satisfied wants breed--
+ The more folks get, the more they seem to need.
+ Then, one man lives on what would starve another,
+ And what is joy for you might kill your brother.
+
+ [3] Although _to me_ it doesn't contain the charm
+ Of our old, wide log fire-place on the farm.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+JANUARY 5, 18--.
+
+ Went to a skating-rink a little while,
+ To see them slide in the new-fangled style;
+ And, strange enough, this eve a letter came
+ From a friend--Abdiel Stebbins is his name--
+ A cousin of my aunt, Sophia Dean;
+ A wise old man, but clumsy like, and green.
+ He's on a visit in a neighboring city,
+ And he has been a-skating--more's the pity!
+ He tells it in a manner quite sincere;
+ I think perhaps I'll paste it right in here:
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS.]
+
+ROCHESTER, _January 4._
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ We got here safe--my worthy wife an' me--
+ An' put up at James Sunnyhopes'--a pleasant place to be;
+ An' Isabel, his oldest girl, is home from school just now,
+ An' pets me with her manners all her young man will allow;
+ An' his good wife has monstrous sweet an' culinary ways:
+ It is a summery place to pass a few cold winter days.
+
+ Besides, I've various cast-iron friends in different parts o' town,
+ That's always glad to have me call whenever I come down;
+ But t'other day, when 'mongst the same I undertook to roam,
+ I could not find a single one that seemed to be to home!
+ An' when I asked their whereabouts, the answer was, "I think,
+ If you're a-goin' down that way, you'll find 'em at the Rink."
+
+ I asked what night the Lyceum folks would hold their next debate--
+ (I've sometimes gone an' helped 'em wield the cares of Church an' State),
+ An' if protracted meetin's now was holdin' anywhere
+ (I like to get my soul fed up with fresh celestial fare);
+ Or when the next church social was; they'd give a knowin' wink,
+ An' say, "I b'lieve there's nothin' now transpirin' but the Rink."
+
+ "What is this 'Rink?'" I innocent inquired, that night at tea.
+ "Oh, you must go," said Isabel, "this very night with me!
+ And Mrs. Stebbins she must go, an' skate there with us, too!"
+ My wife replied, "My dear, just please inform me when I do.
+ But you two go." An' so we went, an' saw a circus there,
+ With which few sights I've ever struck will anyways compare.
+
+ It seems a good-sized meetin'-house had given up its pews
+ (The church an' pastor had resigned, from spiritual blues),
+ An' several acres of the floor was made a skatin' ground,
+ Where folks of every shape an' size went skippin' round an' round;
+ An' in the midst a big brass band was helpin' on the fun,
+ An' everything was gay as sixteen weddin's joined in one.
+
+ I've seen small insects crazy-like go circlin' through the air,
+ An' wondered if they thought some time they'd maybe get somewhere;
+ I've seen a million river-bugs go scootin' round an' round,
+ An' wondered what 'twas all about, or what they'd lost or found;
+ But men an' women, boys an' girls, upon a hard-wood floor,
+ All whirlin' round like folks possessed, I never saw before.
+
+ An' then it straight came back to me, the things I'd read an' heard
+ About the rinks, an' how their ways was wicked an' absurd;
+ I'd learned somewhere that skatin' wasn't a healthy thing to do--
+ But there was Doctor Saddlebags--his fam'ly with him, too!
+ I'd heard that 'twasn't a proper place for Christian folks to seek--
+ Old Deacon Perseverance Jinks flew past me like a streak!
+
+ Then Sister Is'bel Sunnyhopes put on a pair o' skates,
+ An' started off as if she'd run through several different States.
+ My goodness! how that gal showed up! I never did opine
+ That she could twist herself to look so charmin' an' so fine;
+ And then a fellow that she knew took hold o' hands with her,
+ A sort o' double crossways like, an' helped her, as it were.
+
+ _I_ used to skate; an' 'twas a sport of which I once was fond.
+ Why, I could write my autograph on Tompkins' saw-mill pond.
+ Of course to slip on runners, that is one thing, one may say,
+ An' movin' round on casters is a somewhat different way;
+ But when the fun that fellow had came flashin' to my eye,
+ I says, "I'm young again; by George, I'll skate once more or die!"
+
+ A little boy a pair o' skates to fit my boots soon found--
+ He had to put 'em on for me (I weigh three hundred pound);
+ An' then I straightened up an' says, "Look here, you younger chaps,
+ You think you're runnin' some'at past us older heads, perhaps.
+ If this young lady here to me will trust awhile her fate,
+ I'll go around a dozen times an' show you how to skate."
+
+ She was a niceish, plump young gal, I'd noticed quite a while,
+ An' she reached out her hands with 'most too daughterly a smile;
+ But off we pushed with might an' main; when all to once the wheels
+ Departed suddenly above, an' took along my heels;
+ My head assailed the floor as if 'twas tryin' to get through,
+ An' all the stars I ever saw arrived at once in view.
+
+ 'Twas sing'lar (as not quite unlike a saw-log there I lay)
+ How many of the other folks was goin' that same way;
+ They stumbled over me in one large animated heap,
+ An' formed a pile o' legs an' arms not far from ten foot deep;
+ But after they had all climbed off, in rather fierce surprise,
+ I lay there like a saw-log still--considerin' how to rise.
+
+ Then, dignified I rose, with hands upon my ample waist,
+ An' then sat down again with large and very painful haste;
+ An' rose again, and started off to find a place to rest,
+ Then on my gentle stomach stood, an' tore my meetin' vest;
+ When Sister Sunnyhopes slid up as trim as trim could be,
+ An' she an' her young fellow took compassionate charge o' me.
+
+ Then after I'd got off the skates an' flung 'em out o' reach,
+ I rose, while all grew hushed an' still, an' made the followin' speech:
+ "My friends, I've struck a small idea (an' struck it pretty square),
+ Which physic'ly an' morally will some attention bear:
+ Those who their balance can preserve are safe here any day,
+ An' those who can't, I rather think, had better keep away."
+
+ [Illustration: "... WHEN ALL TO ONCE THE WHEELS
+ DEPARTED SUDDENLY ABOVE, AN' TOOK ALONG MY HEELS."]
+
+ Then I limped out with very strong unprecedented pains,
+ An' hired a horse at liberal rates to draw home my remains;
+ An' lay abed three days, while wife laughed at an' nursed me well,
+ An' used up all the arnica two drug-stores had to sell;
+ An' when Miss Is'bel Sunnyhopes said, "Won't you skate some more?"
+ I answered, "Not while I remain on this terrestrial shore."
+
+ [Illustration: FARMER STEBBINS ON ROLLERS.]
+
+
+
+
+WANT.
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+FEBRUARY 5, 18--.
+
+ Want--want--want--want! O God! forgive the crime,
+ If I, asleep, awake, at any time,
+ Upon my bended knees, my back, my feet,
+ In church, on bed, on treasure-lighted street,
+ Have ever _hinted_, or, much less, have pleaded
+ That I hadn't ten times over all I needed!
+ Lord save my soul! I never knew the way
+ That people starve along from day to day;
+ May gracious Heaven forgive me, o'er and o'er,
+ That I have never found these folks before!
+
+ Of course some news of it has come my way,
+ Like a faint echo on a drowsy day;
+ At home I "gave," whene'er by suffering grieved,
+ And called it "Charity," and felt relieved;
+ And thought that I was never undertasked,
+ If I bestowed when with due deference asked.
+ But no one finds the _poorest poor_, I doubt,
+ Unless he goes himself and hunts them out;
+ And when you get _real suffering_ among,
+ Be thankful if your heart-strings are not wrung!
+
+ These thoughts sobbed through me this cold, snowy day,
+ As carefully I picked a dubious way
+ 'Mongst nakedness and want on every side,
+ And a rough, masculine angel for my guide,
+ Who goes about among affliction's heirs,
+ And gives his life to piece out some of theirs.
+ Up--up--up--up! and yet, I am afraid,
+ Farther from Heaven at every step we made!
+ Gaunt, hungry creatures stood on every side
+ With cheeks drawn close and sad eyes opened wide,
+ Filled to the brim with greedy, starving prayers,
+ As we went past them up the creaking stairs.
+
+ And I peeped into rooms 'twas death to see
+ (Or, rather, they peeped darkly out at me)--
+ Such as I wouldn't have had the cheek to 've shown
+ To any swine I've ever chanced to own.
+ 'Twas sad to see, in this great misery-cup,
+ How guilt and innocence were all mixed up:
+ Here lay a fellow, stupid, dull, and dumb,
+ Whose breath was like a broken keg of rum;
+ And there a baby, looking scared and odd,
+ Who had not been a week away from God.
+ Here a clean woman, toiling for her bread;
+ And there a wretch whose dirty heart was dead.
+ Here a sound rascal, lazy, loud, and bold;
+ And there the helpless, weak and sick and old.
+
+ Want--want! O Lord! forgive me, o'er and o'er,
+ That I haven't found these suffering folks before!
+ We had a decent poor-house in our town,
+ And I would often drive my spare horse down,
+ And take a little stroll among them there,
+ And try to cheer their every-day despair,
+ And with their little wants and worries join,
+ And chink round 'mongst them with small bits of coin
+ (Done up in good advice, somewhat severe),
+ And send them Christmas turkeys every year;
+ Then, in my cosy home, think, with a grin,
+ What a fine, liberal angel I had been.
+ But here, O heavens! I find them, high and low,
+ Hundreds of pauper-houses in a row!
+ And suffering--suffering--in a shape, I vow,
+ That makes my poor old tears run even now!
+
+ For city trouble, any one will find,
+ Is more ingenious than the country kind,
+ And has a thousand cute-invented ways
+ To torture men and shorten off their days.
+ And while we wonder that God made it so,
+ He doesn't seem very anxious we should know;
+ But He is willing we should search His plan,
+ And pry around and find out all we can;
+ And I suspect, when pains and troubles fall,
+ That every one is useful, after all.
+
+ At any rate, the miseries that I see
+ Are useful in their good effects on me;
+ And though that isn't a great thing, on the whole
+ (Though Heaven _does_ put a premium on each soul),
+ Yet there are several people, I suspect,
+ Who need a little of that same effect;
+ And if they do not get it, old and young,
+ 'Twill be because I've lost my poor old tongue.
+
+ One more small portion of God's plan I see
+ Concerning its effect on "even me:"
+ And that's its leading me, by methods queer,
+ To be some help to these poor people here.
+ For now I promise, from this very night,
+ And hereby put it down in black and white,
+ That out of every day that's given me yet,
+ And out of every dollar I can get,
+ And out of every talent, small or large,
+ That God sees fit to put into my charge,
+ A part shall be devoted--square and sure--
+ To God's own suffering, struggling, dying poor!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Poverty, why wast thou born
+ In the world's earliest morn?
+ Why hast thou lived all the years,
+ Sowing thy pains and thy tears?
+ Roaming about thou art seen,
+ Crooked, decrepit, and lean;
+ Travelling all the world through--
+ Suffering's "wandering Jew."
+ Thin and unkempt is thy hair,
+ Fleshless as parchment thy cheek,
+ Sad and ungainly thine air,
+ Hollow the words thou dost speak,
+ Bony and grasping thy hand,
+ Dreary thy days in the land.
+ Poverty, why wast thou born
+ Under the world's quiet scorn?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Poverty, thou hast been seen
+ Clad in a comelier mien.
+ Oft, to the clear-seeing eyes,
+ Thou art a saint in disguise.
+ Discipline rich thou hast brought,
+ Lessons of labor and thought.
+ Oft, in thy dreariest night,
+ Virtue gleams sturdy and bright;
+ Oft, from thy scantiest hour,
+ Grow the beginnings of power;
+ Oft, 'mongst thy squalors and needs
+ Live such magnificent deeds
+ As the proud angels will crown
+ There in their gold-streeted town;
+ Oft, from thy high garrets, throng
+ Notes of magnificent song,
+ That, from sad day unto day,
+ Float through the ages away.
+ Poverty--brave or forlorn--
+ God knoweth why thou wast born.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+FEBRUARY 12, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the South; a fresh, sweet, winter day;
+ 'Twould have been sad to see it go away,
+ If 'twere not that the sunset's signal-lights
+ Glimmered awhile across the Jersey heights,
+ Then, lightly dancing o'er the river, came
+ And set some New York windows all aflame.
+ (From a clear sunset I can always borrow
+ God's sweet half promise of a fair to-morrow.)
+
+ But, while I gazed upon that splendid sight,
+ My mind _would_ take a heavy, care-winged flight
+ Up to a small back garret, far away,
+ Where I had stood at two o'clock to-day.
+
+ Want--want--want--want! it hung 'round everywhere;
+ It threw its odors on the sickly air!
+ The room was somewhat smaller, to begin,
+ Than I would put a span of horses in;
+ The floor was rough and damp as floor could be;
+ No picture on the walls but Poverty;
+ The bed was ragged, scanty, hard, and drear;
+ A rough-made, empty crib was standing near;
+ The "window" 'd never felt the sun's warm stare,
+ Or breathed a breath of good old-fashioned air;
+
+ [Illustration: "YES, IT'S STRAIGHT AND TRUE, GOOD PREACHER, EVERY
+ WORD THAT YOU HAVE SAID."]
+
+ A little, worn-out doll some child had had,
+ Looking, like its surroundings, rough and sad,
+ And dressed in rags and pinched and famine-faced,
+ But bearing still some marks of girlish taste;
+ A gaunt, gray kitten, showing every sign
+ That it was on the last life of its nine,
+ Though trying hard to feel quite sleek and fat,
+ And not a very care-worn, desolate cat;
+ A man, so grieved my heart can see him now,
+ With frightful sorrow printed on his brow;
+
+ A rough, wood coffin stood there near the bed,
+ Looking uneasy even for the dead;
+ A little, pallid face I saw therein--
+ A niceish-looking child she must have been,
+ As sweet as ever need to feed a glance,
+ If she had only had one-half a chance.
+ But still, she woke a thought I could not smother--
+ "That child was murdered in some way or other."[4]
+
+ And my opinion didn't seem much amiss
+ When the man spoke up, something like to this:
+
+ [4] All this, above the shoulder, I could see,
+ Of an old preacher who had come with me--
+ A man who, 'mongst those garrets, earns, they say,
+ A house and lot in heaven every day.
+
+
+[THAT SWAMP OF DEATH.]
+
+ Yes, it's straight and true, good Preacher, every word that you have
+ said;
+ Do not think these tears unmanly--they're the first ones I have shed!
+ But they kind o' beat and pounded 'gainst my aching heart and brain,
+ And they would not be let go of, and they gave me extra pain.
+
+ I am just a laboring man, sir--work for food and rags and sleep,
+ And I hardly know the meaning of the life I slave to keep;
+ But I know when times are cheery, or my heart is made of lead;
+ I know sorrow when I see it, and--I know my girl is dead!
+
+ No, she isn't much to look at--just a plainish bit of clay,
+ Of the sort of perished children that die 'round here every day;
+ And how _she_ could break a heart up you'd be slow to understand,
+ But she held _mine_, Mr. Preacher, in that little withered hand!
+
+ There are lots of prettier children, with a face and form more fine--
+ Let their parents love and pet them--but _this_ little one was _mine_!
+ There was no one else to cling to when we two were torn apart,
+ And it's death--this amputation of the strong arms of the heart!
+
+ I am just an ignorant man, sir, of the kind that digs and delves,
+ But I've learned that human beings cannot stay in by themselves;
+ They will reach out after something, be it good or be it bad,
+ And my heart on hers had settled, and--the girl was all I had!
+
+ [Illustration: "CHOKED AND STRANGLED BY THE FOUL BREATH OF THE
+ CHIMNEYS OVER THERE."]
+
+ Yes, it's solid, Mr. Preacher, every word
+ that you have said--
+ God loves children while they're living,
+ and adopts them when they're dead;
+
+ But I cannot help contriving, do the very best I can,
+ That it wasn't God's mercy took her, but the selfishness of man!
+
+ Why, she lay here, faint and gasping, moaning for a bit of air,
+ Choked and strangled by the foul breath of the chimneys over there;
+ It climbed through every window, and crept under every door,
+ And I tried to bar against it, and she only choked the more.
+
+ [Illustration:
+ "OH, THE AIR IS PURE AND WHOLESOME WHERE SOME BABIES COO AND REST,
+ AND THEY TRIM THEM OUT WITH RIBBONS, AND THEY FEED THEM WITH THE BEST."]
+
+ She would lie there, with the old look that poor children somehow get;
+ She had learned to use her patience, and she did not cry or fret,
+ But would lift her little face up, so piteous and so fair,
+ And would whisper, "_I am dying for a little breath of air!_"
+
+ If she'd gone off through the sunlight, 'twouldn't have seemed so hard
+ to me,
+ Or among the fresh cool breezes that come sweeping from the sea;
+ But it's nothing less than murder when my darling's every breath
+ Chokes and strangles with the poison from that chimney swamp of death!
+
+ Oh, it's not enough those people own the very ground we tread,
+ And the shelter that we crouch in, and the tools that earn our bread;
+ They must place their blotted mortgage on the air and on the sky,
+ And shut out our little heaven, till our children pine and die!
+
+ Oh, the air is pure and wholesome where _some_ babies coo and rest,
+ And they trim them out with ribbons, and they feed them with the best;
+ But the love they bear is mockery to the gracious God on high,
+ If to give those children luxuries some one else's child must die!
+
+ Oh, we wear the cheapest clothing, and our meals are scant and brief,
+ And perhaps those fellows fancy there's a cheaper grade of grief;
+ But the people all around here, losing children, friends, and mates,
+ Can inform them that _Affliction hasn't any under-rates_.
+
+ I'm no grumbler at the rulers of "this free and happy land,"
+ And I don't go 'round explaining things I do not understand;
+ But I know there's something treacherous in the working of the law,
+ _When we get a dose of poison out of every breath we draw_.
+
+ I have talked too much, good Preacher, and I hope you won't be vexed,
+ But _I'm_ going to make a sermon with that white face for a text;
+ And I'll preach it, and I'll preach it, till I set the people wild
+ O'er the heartless, reckless grasping of the men who killed my child!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Still do I write--day-time and night--
+ That which I see in my leisurely flight.
+ What is this sign that is claiming the sight?--
+ "Lodgings within here, at five cents per night!"
+
+
+ Let me examine this cheap-entered nest,
+ Pay my five cents, and go in with the rest;
+ Let me jot down with sly pen, but sincere,
+ What, in this garret, I see, smell, and hear.
+ Great, gloomy den! where, on close-clustered shelves,
+ Shelterless wretches can shelter themselves;
+ Pestilence-drugged is the murderous air,
+ Full of the breathings of want and despair!
+ Horrible place!--where The Crushed Race
+ Winces 'neath Poverty's dolefullest blight--
+ Bivouac of suffering, sin, and disgrace:
+ What can you look for, at five cents per night?
+
+ Hustle them in, jostle them in,
+ Many of nation, and divers of kin;
+ Sallow, and yellow, and tawny of skin--
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+ Handfuls of withered but suffering clay,
+ Swept from the East by oppression away;
+ Baffled adventurers, conquered and pressed
+ Back from the gates of the glittering West;
+ Men who with indolence, folly, and guile
+ Carelessly slighted Prosperity's smile;
+ Men who have struggled 'gainst Destiny's frown,
+ Inch after inch, till she hunted them down.
+ Scores in a tier--pile them up here--
+ Many of peoples and divers of kin;
+ Drift of the nations, from far and from near,
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+
+ Islands of green, mistily seen,
+ Hover in visions these sleepers between;
+ Beautiful memories, cozy and clean,
+ Restfully precious, and sweetly serene.
+ Womanly kisses have softened the brow
+ Lying in drunken bewilderment now;
+ Infantile faces have cuddled for rest
+ Here on this savage and rag-covered breast.
+ Lucky the wretch who, in Poverty's ways,
+ Bears not the burden of "happier days:"
+ Many a midnight is gloomier yet
+ By the remembrance of stars that have set!
+ Echoes of pain, drearily plain,
+ Come of old melodies sweet and serene;
+ Images sad to the heart and the brain
+ Rise out of memories cozy and green.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Hustle them in, bustle them in,
+ Fetid with squalor, and reeking with gin,
+ Loaded with misery, folly, and sin--
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+ Few are the sorrows so hopelessly drear
+ But they have sad representatives here;
+ Never a crime so complete and confessed
+ But has come hither for one night of rest.
+ Seeds that the thorns of diseases may bear
+ Float on the putrid and smoke-laden air;
+ Ghosts of destruction are haunting each breath--
+ Soft-stepping agents, commissioned by Death.
+ Crowd them in rows, comrades or foes,
+ Deadened with liquor and deafened with din,
+ Fugitives out of the frosts and the snows,
+ Hustle them, bustle them, jostle them in!
+
+ * * * * *
+ [Illustration: "WEARY OLD MAN WITH THE SNOW-DRIFTED HAIR,
+ NOT BY YOUR FAULT ARE YOU SUFFERING THERE."]
+
+ Guilt has not pressed unto its breast
+ All who are taking this dingy unrest:
+ Innocence often is Misery's guest;
+ Sorrow may strike at the brightest and best.
+ You from whom hope, but not feeling, has fled,
+ This is your refuge from pauperhood's bed;
+ Timorous lad with a sensitive face,
+ You have no record of crime and disgrace;
+ Weary old man with the snow-drifted hair,
+ Not by your fault are you suffering there,
+ Never a child of your cherishing nigh--
+ 'Tis not for sin you so drearily die.
+ Pain, in all lands, smites with two hands--
+ Guilty and good may encounter the test;
+ Misery's cord is of different strands;
+ Sorrow may strike at the brightest and best.
+
+ Sympathy's tear, warm and sincere,
+ Cannot but glisten while lingering near.
+ Edge not away, sir, in horror of fear,
+ These are your brothers--this family here!
+ What if Misfortune had made _you_ forlorn
+ With her stiletto as well as her scorn?
+ What if some fiend had been making _you_ sure
+ With more temptation than flesh could endure?
+ What if you deep in the slums had been born,
+ Cradled in villany, christened in scorn?
+ What if your toys had been tainted with crime?
+ What if your baby hands dabbled in slime?
+ Judge them with ruth. Maybe, in truth,
+ It is not they, but their luck, that is here.
+ Fancy _your_ growth from a sin-nurtured youth;
+ Pity their weakness, and give them a tear.
+
+ Help them get out; help them keep out!
+ Labor to teach them what life is about;
+ Give them a hand unencumbered with doubt;
+ Feed them and clothe them, but pilot them out!
+ Mortals depraved, whatsoe'er they have been,
+ Soonest can mend from assistance _within_.
+ Warm them and feed them--they're beasts, even then;
+ Teach them and love them--they grow into men.
+ You who 'mid luxuries costly and grand
+ Decorate homes with munificent hand,
+ Use, in some measure, your exquisite arts
+ For the improvement of minds and of hearts.
+ Lilies must grow up from below,
+ Where the strong rootlets are twining about;
+ Goodness and honesty ever must flow
+ From the heart-centres--to blossom without.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+FEBRUARY 28, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the west; no symptoms of a thaw;
+ The coldest, bleakest day I ever saw.
+ And I'm housed up, with nothing much to do
+ Except to read the papers through and through.
+
+ "Died of starvation!"--what does this all mean?
+ Stores of provisions everywhere are seen.
+ "Died of starvation!"--here's the place and name
+ Right in the paper; let us blush for shame!
+
+ This city _wastes_ what any one would call
+ Nine hundred times enough to feed us all;
+ And yet folks die in garret, hut, and street,
+ Simply because there isn't enough to eat!
+
+ Oh, heavens! there runs a great big Norway rat,
+ Sleek as a banker, and almost as fat;
+ He daily breakfasts, dines, and sups, and thrives
+ On what would save a pair of human lives;
+ He rears a family with his own fat features,
+ On food we lock up from our fellow-creatures;
+ And human beings fall down by the way,
+ And die for want of food, this very day!
+
+ "Frozen to death!"--the worse than useless moth
+ May feed, this year, on bales and bales of cloth;
+ Untouched, ten million tons of coal can lie,
+ While God's own human beings freeze and die!
+
+ "Died of starvation!"--waves of golden wheat
+ All summer dashed and glistened at our feet;
+ Dull, senseless grain is stored in buildings high,
+ And God's own human beings starve and die!
+
+ I would not rob from rich men what they earn,
+ But I would have them sweet compassion learn;
+ Oh, do not Pity's gentle voice defy,
+ While God's own human beings starve and die!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH 5, 18--.
+
+ Died of starvation!--yes, it has been done;
+ To-day I've seen a hunger-murdered one,
+ Who had a perfect right, it seemed to me,
+ The mistress of a happy home to be;
+ And yet we found her on a ragged bed,
+ One white arm underneath a shapely head;
+ Her long, bright hair was lying, fold on fold,
+ Like finest threads spun from a bar of gold;
+ Her face was chiselled after beauty's style,
+ And want had not hewn out its witching smile;
+ 'Twas like white marble half endowed with breath--
+ The face of this sweet maiden--starved to death!
+
+ Not far from where she lay, so sadly lone,
+ Her calendar, or "diary," was thrown;
+ They let me have it when the law had read
+ This plaintive, girlish message from the dead.
+ It doesn't look well among these notes to stay,
+ Of one who feeds on blessings every day;
+ But I will put it in here, for my heart
+ To look at when I feel too proud and smart!
+
+
+A SEWING-GIRL'S DIARY.
+
+FEBRUARY 1, 18--.
+
+ Here--am I here?
+ Or is it fancy, born of fear?
+ Yes--O God, save me!--this is I,
+ And not some wretch of whom I've read,
+ In that bright girlhood, when the sky
+ Each night strewed star-dust o'er my head;
+ When each morn meant a gala-day,
+ And all my little world was gay.
+ I had not felt the touch of Care;
+ I'd heard of something called Despair,
+ But knew it only by its name.
+ (How far it seemed!--how soon it came!)
+ Yes, all the bright years hurried by;
+ Sorrow was near, and--this is I!
+
+ Is't the same girl that stood, one night,
+ There in the wide hall's thrilling light,
+ With all the costly robes astir
+ That love and pride had bought for her?
+ How the great crowd, 'mid their kind din,
+ Gazed with gaunt eyes and drank me in!
+ And then they hushed at each low word,
+ So Death himself might have been heard,
+ To hear me mournfully rehearse
+ The tender Hood's pathetic verse
+ About the woman who, half dead,
+ Stitched her frail life in every thread.
+ How little then I knew the need!
+ Yet for my own sex I did plead,
+ And my heart crept on each word's track
+ Till soft sobs from the crowd came back.
+
+ [Illustration: "IS'T THE SAME GIRL THAT STOOD, ONE NIGHT,
+ THERE IN THE WIDE HALL'S THRILLING LIGHT?"]
+
+ I saw my sister, streaming-eyed,
+ Yet bearing still a face of pride:
+ Oh, sister! when you looked at me
+ With that quick yearning glance of love,
+ Did you peer on, to what might be--
+ _What is?_--and is it known above?
+ When that great throng a shout did raise,
+ And gave me words of heart-felt praise,
+ And loving eyes their incense burned
+ Till my young girlish head was turned--
+ Did your clear eye see farther then
+ A moment past all mortal ken,
+ And in the dreary scene I drew
+ Did my own form appear to you?
+ It might have been; grief was o'er-nigh,
+ And--God, have pity!--this is I,
+ Treading a steep and dang'rous way,
+ And--earning twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 5, 18--.
+
+ Father, this is the time we hailed
+ As your bright birthday. We ne'er failed
+ To throng about with love's fond arts,
+ And bring you presents from our hearts;
+ Your pleasure filled our day with bliss;
+ Oh what a different one from this!
+ My love, my father! how you stood
+ 'Twixt me and all that was not good!
+ How, each o'er-hurried breath I drew,
+ My girl-heart turned and clung to you!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ How near comes back that dismal day
+ You sat, sad-faced, with naught to say,
+ From morn till night! I did not dare
+ Even to ask to soothe your care;
+ I knew it was too sadly grand
+ To feel the light touch of my hand.
+ Ah! friends you loved had gone astray,
+ And swept our competence away;
+ And oh, I strove so hard to save
+ Your honored gray hairs from the grave!
+ Too late! your sun went down o'er-soon,
+ Clouded, in life's mid-afternoon.
+ You guarded me with patience rare
+ From e'en the shadow of a care;
+ You called me "Princess;" and my room
+ Was dressed as palaces might be;
+ And--here I am amid this gloom
+ That mocks, insults, and murders me,
+ Striving a garret's rent to pay,
+ And--earning twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 20, 18--.
+
+ I cannot well afford to write--
+ My fingers are in call elsewhere;
+ But I must voice my black despair,
+ Or I should die before 'twas night.
+ I have no mother now to call,
+ And seek her heart, and tell her all.
+ O, Mother! well I know you rest
+ In yonder heaven, serene and blest:
+ How sadly, strangely sweet 'twould be
+ To know you knew and pitied me!
+ And yet I would not have you dream
+ E'en of the dagger's faintest gleam
+ That's pointing at my maiden breast.
+ Rest on, sweet mother, sweetly rest!
+ And still I feel your loving art,
+ Sometimes upon my aching heart.
+ That night I stood upon the pier,
+ And the gray river swept so near,
+ And glanced up at me in a way
+ Some one with friendly voice might say,
+ "Come to my arms and rest, poor girl."
+ And I leaned down with head awhirl,
+ And heart so heavy it might sink
+ Me underneath the river's brink,
+ A hand I could not feel or see
+ Drew me away and fondled me;
+ A voice I felt, unheard, though near,
+ Said, "Wait! you must not enter here,
+ And press against me with one stain.
+ Poor girl, not long you need remain!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Illustration: "AND HATEFUL HUNGER HAS COME IN."]
+
+ But, O sweet mother! I must write
+ The words that would be said to-night,
+ If you could hold my tired head here!
+ I cannot see one gleam of cheer;
+ This is a garret room, so bleak
+ The cold air stings my fading cheek;
+ Fireless my room, my garb is thin,
+ And hateful Hunger has come in,
+ And says, "Toil on, you foolish one!
+ You shall be mine when all is done."
+ Two days and nights of pain and dread
+ I've gnawed upon a crust of bread
+ (For what scant nourishment 'twould give)
+ So hard, I could not eat and live!
+ O mother! I to God shall pray
+ This tale in heaven may ne'er be told;
+ For you are where whole streets are gold,
+ And I--earn twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 22, 18--.
+
+ He never loved me. For no one
+ Could love and do as he has done.
+ How my heart clung and clung to him,
+ E'en when respect and faith grew dim;
+ His lightest touch could thrill me so!
+ Weak girl, 'twas hard to bid him go.
+ Though wayward was his heart I knew,
+ I would have sworn that he was true!
+
+ Oh, how I loved him! or maybe
+ Loved some one that I thought was he.
+ They brought me--what? his mangled corse?
+ Would God they had! They brought me worse.
+
+ I saw one who should bear his name,
+ One whose pale face was fiercely grieved,
+ One whom he wantonly deceived,
+ And sentenced to a life of shame.
+ That was the end. I could not wed
+ A man whose nobler self was dead.
+
+ O, man!--a brave and god-like race,
+ But you can be so vile and base!
+ And when there is no urgent need,
+ You can protect us well indeed;
+ But when adversity is near,
+ When the wave breaks upon our head,
+ When we are crushed with want and dread,
+ Then we have most from you to fear.
+ Why do men strangely look me o'er
+ When I their mercy need the more?
+ Do they not know a girl may taste
+ The dregs of want and yet be chaste?
+ Should woman sell her soul away
+ To save its manacles of clay?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 23, 1885.
+
+ All honest means of life have failed.
+ The small accomplishments I've tried
+ That pleased friends in my days of pride,
+ Are naught; but vice has not prevailed,
+ And, thank Heaven, should not, though my heart
+ Were torn a thousand times apart.
+ But God shield helpless girls alway
+ Who live on twenty cents a day!
+
+FEBRUARY 24, 1885.
+
+ Weak, weak, still weaker do I grow:
+ My mournful fate I can but know;
+ God, keep me not long here, I pray,
+ To toil--on twenty cents a day!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEBRUARY 26, 1885.
+
+ Oh, horrors! is it--is it true
+ What I have read?--if I but knew!
+ O, God, tell me where can I fly,
+ Not to be found when I shall die!
+ They say dead waifs are oft by night
+ Robbed of a decent burial's right;
+ That fiends the friendless bodies bear
+ To crowds of waiting students, where
+ Men tear them up for men to see.
+ O, God, sweet God, do pity me!
+ And I will humbly pray to men:
+ If this should come within the ken
+ Of one who lives a true-loved life,
+ Of one who sister has, or wife;
+ One who loves women for the best
+ That is in them, whose lips have pressed
+ Pure, genuine lips, whom women trust,
+ Whose heart is free from loathsome lust;
+ One whom I would have loved if he
+ Brother or husband were to me--
+ I ask you--nay, I do command
+ With that imperiousness you so
+ Like from a white and shapely hand--
+ I _order_ you--but no, no, no;
+ I am past that--I humbly pray
+ That you will see that I unmarred
+ Have Christian burial. Guard, oh guard,
+ You men with manly hearts and souls,
+ My poor dead body from the ghouls!
+ I strove alway to keep it pure
+ As the soul in me; it has been
+ Type of the thoughts that lived within,
+ The white slave of what shall endure,
+ My spirit's loved though humble mate;
+ Let none its white limbs desecrate!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Weaker--yet weaker--'tis to die
+ This sharp pain bids me. Ah! good-bye,
+ World that I was too weak for--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH 10, 18--.
+
+ Back from a journey; mournful, it is true,
+ But mingled with a deep-down sweetness, too.
+ After the law with that poor girl was done,
+ I found permission with the proper one,
+ And, though such things by law could not occur,
+ In my heart-family I adopted her.
+ (Help much too late to benefit her, living--
+ It's that way with a good share of our giving!)
+ But, with a father's love, "Poor girl!" I said,
+ "You shall have all that I can give you, dead!"
+ I found, by lightning inquiries I made,
+ The graveyard where her own loved ones were laid;
+ I had her body tenderly removed,
+ And placed among the dear ones that she loved,
+ With all the honor that the poor, sweet child
+ Would have if Fortune still upon her smiled.
+ And when once more the flowers of summer blow,
+ My wife and daughters and myself will go
+ And make the sad but grateful duty ours
+ To see her last earth-dwelling roofed with flowers.
+
+
+
+
+FIRE.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+
+MARCH 15, 18--.
+
+ Fire!--fire!--fire!--fire!--it sets me in a craze
+ To see a first-class building all ablaze;
+ A burning house resembles, when I'm nigh,
+ Some old acquaintance just about to die;
+ For structures that a person often sees
+ Look some like human beings--same as trees.
+ (There used to be some trees on my old place
+ That I'd know anywhere--just by their face.)
+ And when, last night, some bells began to cry,
+ And big fire-engines rushed and rattled by,
+ In just three minutes down the stairs I strode,
+ And hurried--somewhat dressed--into the road
+ (Partly to help a bit, if so might be,
+ And partly, I suppose, to hear and see).
+ It was a dark and thunder-stormy night;
+ There wasn't one inch of honest sky in sight;
+ Great black-finned clouds were swimming through the air,
+ And now and then their lightning-eyes would glare,
+ And, like a lot of cannon far away,
+ Some peals of thunder came from o'er the bay.
+ 'Twas one of those strange nights I can't explain,
+ That make you think they're just a-going to rain,
+ But never do--save now and then a trace
+ Of a small drop comes dashing on your face;
+ One of those nights that try to keep you vexed
+ And wondering as to what will happen next.
+ I like such times: they kind of draw me nearer
+ To things unseen, and make all mystery clearer.
+
+ I ran like sin, and reached the fire at last:
+ A good-sized church was going, pretty fast.
+ (I'd noticed it a hundred times or more,
+ And several times had stepped inside the door.)
+ The burglar flames within had prowled around
+ A long time previous to their being found,
+ Till they had gained such foothold and such might
+ They'd turned to robbers--stealing plain in sight.
+ The dome and spires had on them flags of red;
+ They soon came thundering down from overhead.
+ It looked as if infernal spirits came,
+ To take this church away, in smoke and flame!
+
+ I wondered, in that wild, expensive glare,
+ How many of the home-robbed flock were there
+ To see the shelter where their souls had fed
+ Swept from existence by that broom of red.
+ Here was the family pew, so long time prized;
+ There was the font where they had been baptized;
+ Here was the altar, where one day they stood,
+ Started for Heaven, and promised to be good;
+ Or where they'd wept around some cherished love
+ Who'd "taken a letter" to The Church above.
+ And still I thought, as my eyes soulward turned,
+ How many things there are that can't be burned;
+ But still we cling, and cling, and hate to part
+ With the place where we found them on the start.
+
+ A sneerish sort of fellow stood by me,
+ And said, "To such extent as I can see,
+ When churches get afire, by night or day,
+ The Lord stands still and lets 'em burn away.
+ If this is His abode beyond a doubt,
+ Why doesn't He raise his hand and put it out?"
+ Said I, "Young man, please do not try to aid
+ With your advice the mighty Power that made
+ What little there is of you. There are still
+ Schemes you don't comprehend, and never will.
+ You're talented, I think; but no one cares
+ To have you help the Lord in His affairs.
+ Why, probably, right where that church has stood,
+ There'll soon be built another, twice as good;
+ And some mean, tight insurance company will
+ Perhaps be made to pay more'n half the bill.
+ The Lord knows, in these fool-confounding scenes,
+ When to rebuild, and where to get the means."
+
+ He turned away his head exceeding far,
+ And lit a little bit of white cigar;
+ But gave, "to such extent as I could see,"
+ No more of his theology to me.
+ I'm none too good; but when men jeer and flout,
+ I like to have them know what they're about.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+WHEN PROMETHEUS STOLE THE FLAME.
+
+ When Prometheus stole the flame,
+ Did he know what with it came?
+ Did he look afar and see
+ All the blessings that would be?
+ Could he view the gentle gloam
+ Of the fireside of a home?
+ Or the centre-table's blaze,
+ Turning evenings into days,
+ Where, encamped with quiet zest,
+ Happy children toil and rest?
+ Did he view the parlor's gleam,
+ Or the 'wildering palace dream?
+ See the torch's floating glare
+ Burn its way through walls of air;
+ Or, through under-regions trace
+ Earth's remotest hiding-place?
+ Did he see the flags of steam
+ O'er the cities flash and gleam?
+ To his vision, like a star,
+ Did the light-house gleam afar,
+ Which another eye should be
+ To the traveller of the sea?
+ If Prometheus, tortured--bound--
+ Knew the blessings man had found,
+ Then his sufferings must have been
+ Soothed by blessings from within.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ When Prometheus stole the flame,
+ Did he know what with it came?
+ Did he see the fire up-steal,
+ Rise, and take its midnight meal?
+ Did he view the palace wall
+ Stumble 'mid the smoke and fall?
+ Did he see some cherished home
+ Feed a fiery ocean's foam?
+ Did he hear the war-alarms
+ Of a nation called to arms,
+ And behold men, in their ire,
+ Murdering men with bolts of fire?
+ Did some miscreant cross his sight,
+ Bent on booty or on spite,
+ Stealing steps into the dark,
+ With the incendiary spark?
+ Did there, faint and haggard, rise
+ Ghosts before his startled eyes,
+ Godly men of scathless name,
+ Felled for fuel to the flame;
+ In a short-lived earthly hell
+ Thrown, for voicing heaven too well?
+ If he knew that glittering thing
+ Would to Earth such curses bring,
+ Then his sufferings may have been
+ Edged with poison from within.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+MARCH 20, 18--.
+
+ Somehow, the fire I saw not long ago
+ Has subsequently chased me, high and low;
+ Runs back and forth betwixt my head and heart,
+ And shows no disposition to depart.
+
+ And so I've wandered 'round (too much, perhaps),
+ And got acquainted with the fireman chaps,
+ And planted good cigars where they would seem
+ Inclined to grow up helpful to my scheme.
+ (I never smoke; but, travelling near and far,
+ There's few things help one like a good cigar;
+ When safe between a neighbor's teeth 'tis hung,
+ It oils his ways and loosens up his tongue.
+ I get more from cigars, before it's through,
+ Than all the fellows that I give them to.
+ Perhaps they should not smoke; but, if they will,
+ My method helps their families foot the bill.)
+
+ Not long ago a sturdy fireman lad,
+ Who smoked up every last cigar I had,
+ Unrolled the following story to my view,
+ Which I believe (conditionally) true:
+
+
+"FLASH:" THE FIREMAN'S STORY.
+
+ "Flash" was a white-foot sorrel, an' run on Number Three:
+ Not much stable manners--an average horse to see;
+ Notional in his methods--strong in loves an' hates;
+ Not very much respected, or popular 'mongst his mates;
+ Dull an' moody an' sleepy, an' "off" on quiet days;
+ Full o' turbulent, sour looks, an' small, sarcastic ways;
+ Scowled an' bit at his partner, an' banged the stable floor--
+ With other means intended to designate life a bore.
+
+ [Illustration: "HE BEGGED THAT HORSE'S PARDON UPON HIS BENDED
+ KNEES."]
+
+ But when, be't day or night time, he heard the alarm-bell ring,
+ He'd rush for his place in the harness with a regular tiger spring;
+ An' watch, with nervous shivers, the clasp of buckle an' band,
+ Until 'twas plainly evident he'd like to lend a hand.
+
+ An' when the word was given, away he would rush an' tear,
+ As if a thousand witches was rumplin' up his hair,
+ An' craze the other horses with his magnetic charm,
+ Till every hoof-beat sounded a regular fire-alarm!
+
+ Never a horse a jockey would notice an' admire
+ Like Flash in front of his engine a-runnin' to a fire;
+ Never a horse so lazy, so dawdlin', an' so slack,
+ As Flash upon his return trip, a-drawin' the engine back.
+
+ Now, when the different horses gets tender-footed an' old,
+ They're no use in our business; so Flash was finally sold
+ To quite a respectable milkman, who found it not so fine
+ A-bossin' one o' God's creatures outside it's natural line.
+
+ Seems as if I could see Flash a-mopin' along here now,
+ Feelin' that he was simply assistant to a cow;
+ But sometimes he'd imagine he heard the alarm-bell's din,
+ An' jump an' rear for a season before they could hold him in;
+
+ An' once, in spite o' his master, he strolled in 'mongst us chaps,
+ To talk with the other horses, of former fires, perhaps;
+ Whereat the milkman kicked him; whereat, us boys to please,
+ He begged that horse's pardon upon his bended knees.
+
+ But one day, for a big fire as we was makin' a dash,
+ Both o' the horses we had on somewhat resemblin' Flash,
+ Yellin' an' ringin' an' rushin', with excellent voice an' heart,
+ We passed the poor old fellow, a-tuggin' away at his cart.
+
+ If ever I see an old hoss grow upward into a new--
+ If ever I see a milkman whose traps behind him flew,
+ 'Twas that old hoss, a-rearin' an' racin' down the track,
+ An' that respectable milkman a-tryin' to hold him back.
+
+ Away he rushed like a cyclone for the head o' "Number Three,"
+ Gained the lead, an' kept it, an' steered his journey free;
+ Dodgin' wagons an' horses, an' still on the keenest "silk,"
+ An' furnishin' all that neighborhood with good, respectable milk.
+
+ Crowd a-yellin' an' runnin', an' vainly hollerin' "Whoa!"
+ Milkman bracin' an' sawin', with never a bit o' show;
+ Firemen laughin' an' chucklin', an' shoutin' "Good! go in!"
+ Hoss a-gettin' down to it, an' sweepin' along like sin.
+
+ [Illustration: "AWAY HE RUSHED LIKE A CYCLONE FOR THE HEAD O'
+ 'NUMBER THREE.'"]
+
+ Finally came where the fire was--halted with a "thud;"
+ Sent the respectable milkman heels over head in mud;
+ Watched till he see the engines properly workin' there,
+ After which he relinquished all interest in the affair.
+
+ Moped an' wilted an' dawdled, "faded away" once more,
+ Took up his old occupation--considerin' life a bore;
+ Laid down in his harness, an'--sorry I am to say--
+ The milkman he had drawn there took his dead body away.
+
+ That's the whole o' my story: I've seen, more'n once or twice,
+ That poor dead animals' actions is full o' human advice;
+ An' if you ask what Flash taught, I'll simply answer, then,
+ That poor old horse was a symbol of some intelligent men.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ An' if, as some consider, there's animals in the sky,
+ I think the poor old fellow is gettin' another try;
+ But if he should sniff the big fire that plagues the abode o' sin,
+ It'll take the strongest angel to hold the old fellow in.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH 20, 18--.
+
+ Speaking of fires, my powers of language fail;
+ They run them here upon so large a scale.
+ My son, Charles Sumner (who is, by-the-way,
+ In Europe--terms ten dollars by the day,
+ Paid strictly in advance), can rhyme somewhat,
+ And often seems to me to touch the spot,
+ And light the truth up with a healthier glare,
+ And make it _truthfuller_ for his being there.
+ (But in such furrows human nature runs,
+ That old men aren't good critics for their sons.)
+ He used to rush (as youngsters often will)
+ To every fire we had at Tompkins Hill,
+ And seemed to plan less how to put them out
+ Than to get something new to write about.
+ He struck a rhyme I think isn't over bad,
+ About a "fire" our little village had
+ (Or city; for that town took city airs
+ Before its village short-clothes reached repairs).
+ I found a copy of it t'other day
+ Where he had laid it carefully away,
+ To keep me from not finding it (he meant
+ To get it back in the next check I sent).
+ 'Twill cost me several dollars yet, I fear;--
+ I'll paste the fellow's nonsense right in here:
+
+
+
+HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE.
+
+I.
+
+ 'Twas a drowsy night on Tompkins Hill:
+ The very leaves of the trees lay still;
+ The world was slumbering, ocean deep;
+ And even the stars seemed half asleep,
+ And winked and blinked at the roofs below,
+ As yearning for morn, that they might go.
+ The streets as stolid and still did lie
+ As they would have done if streets could die;
+ The sidewalks stretched as quietly prone
+ As if a foot they had never known;
+ And not a cottage within the town,
+ But looked as if it would fain lie down.
+ Away in the west a stacken-cloud,
+ With white arms drooping and bare head bowed,
+ Was leaning against--with drowsy eye--
+ The dark blue velveting of the sky.
+ And that was the plight
+ Things were in that night,
+ Before we were roused the foe to fight--
+ The foe so greedy and grand and bright--
+ That plagued old Deacon Tompkins.
+
+II.
+
+ The Deacon lay on his first wife's bed,
+ His second wife's pillow beneath his head,
+ His third wife's coverlet o'er him wide,
+ His fourth wife slumbering by his side.
+ The parson visioned his Sunday's text,
+ And what he should hurl at Satan next;
+ The doctor a drowsy half-vigil kept,
+ Still studying, as he partly slept,
+ How men might glutton, and tope, and fly
+ In the face of Death, and still not die;
+ The lawyer dreamed that his clients meant
+ To club together, and then present,
+ As proof that their faith had not grown dim,
+ A small bright silver hatchet to him;
+ The laborer such sound slumber knew,
+ He hadn't a dream the whole night through;
+ The ladies dreamed--but I can't say well
+ What 'tis they dream, for they never tell!
+ In short, such a general drowsy time
+ Had ne'er been known in that sleepy clime,
+ As on the night
+ Of clamor and fright,
+ We were roused the treacherous foe to fight--
+ The foe so greedy and grand and bright,
+ And carrying such an appetite--
+ That plagued old Deacon Tompkins.
+
+III.
+
+ When all at once the old court-house bell
+ (Which had a voice like a maniac's yell)
+ Cried out, as if in its dim old sight
+ The judgment-day had come in the night.
+ "Bang whang whang bang clang dang bang whang,"
+ The poor old parcel of metal sang;
+ Whereat, from mansion, cottage, and shed,
+ Rose men and women as from the dead,
+ In different stages of attire,
+ And shouted, "The town is all afire!"
+ (Which came as near to being true
+ As some more leisurely stories do.)
+ They saw on the Deacon's house a glare,
+ And everybody hurried there;
+ And such a lot of visitors he
+ Had never before the luck to see.
+ The Deacon received these guests of night
+ In a costume very simple and white;
+ And after a drowsy, scared "Ahem!"
+ He asked them what he could do for them.
+ "Fire! fire!" they shouted; "your house's afire!"
+ And then, with energy sudden and dire,
+ They rushed through the mansion's solitudes,
+ And helped the Deacon to move his goods.
+ And that was the sight
+ We had that night,
+ When roused by the people who saw the light
+ Atop of the cottage, cozy and white,
+ Where lived old Deacon Tompkins.
+
+ [Illustration: HOW WE FOUGHT THE FIRE.]
+
+IV.
+
+ Ah me! the way that they rummaged round!
+ Ah me! the startling things they found!
+ No one with a fair idea of space
+ Would ever have thought that in one place
+ Were half the things that, with a shout,
+ These neighborly burglars hustled out.
+ Came articles that the Deacon's wives
+ Had all been gathering half their lives;
+ Came furniture such as one might see
+ Didn't grow in the trunk of every tree;
+ A tall clock, centuries old, 'twas said,
+ Leaped out of a window, heels o'er head;
+ A veteran chair, in which, when new,
+ George Washington sat for a minute or two;
+ A bedstead strong, as if in its lap
+ Old Time might take his terminal nap;
+ Dishes, that in meals long agone
+ The Deacon's fathers had eaten on;
+ Clothes, made of every cut and hue,
+ That couldn't remember when they were new;
+ A mirror, scathless many a day
+ ('Twas promptly smashed in the regular way);
+ Old shoes enough, if properly thrown,
+ To bring good luck to all creatures known;
+ And children thirteen, more or less,
+ In varying plenitude of dress.
+ And that was the sight
+ We had that night,
+ When roused, the terrible foe to fight,
+ Which blazed aloft to a moderate height,
+ And turned the cheeks of the timid white,
+ Including Deacon Tompkins.
+
+V.
+
+ Lo! where the engines, reeking hot,
+ Dashed up to the interesting spot:
+ Came Number Two, "The City's Hope,"
+ Propelled by a line of men and rope;
+ And after them, on a spiteful run,
+ "The Ocean Billows," or Number One.
+ And soon the two, induced to "play"
+ By a hundred hands, were working away,
+ Until, to the Deacon's flustered sight,
+ As he danced about in his robe of white,
+ It seemed as if, by the hand of Fate,
+ House-cleaning day were some two years late,
+ And with complete though late success,
+ Had just arrived by the night express.
+ The "Ocean Billows" were at high tide,
+ And flung their spray upon every side;
+ The "City's Hope" were in perfect trim,
+ Preventing aught like an interim;
+ And a "Hook-and-Ladder Company" came,
+ With hooks and ropes and a long hard name,
+ And with an iconoclastic frown
+ Were about to pull the whole thing down,
+ When some one raised the assuring shout,
+ "It's only the chimney a-burnin' out!"
+ Whereat, with a sense of injured trust,
+ The crowd went home in complete disgust.
+ Scarce one of those who, with joyous shout,
+ Assisted the Deacon in moving out,
+ Refrained from the homeward-flowing din,
+ To help the Deacon at moving in.
+ And that was the plight
+ In which, that night,
+ They left the Deacon, clad in white,
+ Who felt he was hardly treated right,
+ And used some words, in the flickering light,
+ Not orthodox in their purport quite--
+ Poor, put-out Deacon Tompkins!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Let me a moment indite
+ Scenes that I witnessed one night:
+
+
+["YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE IS CONRAD?"]
+
+ "You will tell me where is Conrad?" said an old man, bent and gray,
+ While the flames were wildly dancing, and the walls were giving way.
+
+ "I haf heard some ones was buried--underneath the ruins fell;
+ He was in de topmost story--ach, mein Gott! I luf him well!
+
+ "I will tell you how you knew him: he had full and laughing eye,
+ And his face was smooth and smiling--and he was too young to die.
+
+ "Hair he had like clouds at sunset when anodher day is done,
+ And I luf him--how I luf him! and he is mein only son.
+
+ "Say, Policeman, tell me truly that this young man you did see,
+ And I all the money gif you, such as I could bring with me.
+
+ "Tell me that he anxious acted--that he hunted far and long,
+ Like as children would be calling for their fadher in a throng;
+
+ "Or he wounded was, pray tell me--in the hospital to lie?--
+ I will just now hasten to him, and I not will let him die!
+
+ "Tell me--oh, you must not told me--dead you haf my Conrad see?
+ Yet if so is I can stand that--I did long a soldier be.
+
+ "Only--Death, we do not fear him when we hear the bullets sing,
+ But to haf my boy killed this way is a rather different thing.
+
+ "Only--that his poor old mudher, she waits home all full of fear,
+ And I cannot there be going, till I take good news from here!
+
+ "Young he was when we did bring him from the Rhine land o'er the sea;
+ I did lif for her and Conrad--she did lif for him and me.
+
+ "Other ones we bring not with us: Gott he says, 'These more be mine;'
+ And we left them all a-sleeping 'mong the vineyards of the Rhine.
+
+ "He haf not a cross word gif us--he haf luf us every day,
+ And if he to-night comes home not, 'tis the first that he's away.
+
+ "Let me to that fire, Policeman! I care what for walls or brand?
+ Maybe he in there be living--reaching for his fadher's hand!
+
+ "Let me past, I say, Policeman! I haf work there to be done!
+ Let go me or I will strike you!--is it that you haf no son?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Still the flames were like a furnace, and the walls were crashing loud,
+ And the old man, held in safety, fainted 'mid the trembling crowd.
+
+ And the mother watched and wondered, with her great eyes scarcely wet;
+ But, half dazed amid her sorrow, waits for Conrad even yet.
+
+
+
+
+WATER.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+
+APRIL 25, 18--.
+
+ RAIN--rain--rain--for three good solid fluid weeks--
+ Till the air swims, and all creation leaks!
+ And street-cars furnish still less room to spare,
+ And hackmen several times have earned their fare.
+ The omnibuses lumber through the din,
+ And carry clay outside as well as in;
+ The elevated trains, with jerky care,
+ Haul half-way comfort through the dripping air;
+ The gutters gallop past the liquid scene,
+ As brisk as meadow brooks, though not so clean;
+ What trees the city keeps for comfort's sake,
+ Are shedding tears as if their hearts would break;
+ And water tries to get, by storming steady,
+ That fourth of all the world it hasn't already.
+
+ And men are not so sweet as men could wish,
+ In air that wouldn't offend a moderate fish;
+ Few places can be found, outside or in,
+ Where this dark-featured weather has not been;
+ For man has always striven, and in vain,
+ To roof his _disposition_ from the rain.
+ I've strolled about, this morning, several miles,
+ 'Mongst men who get their living by their smiles;
+ I've set my old umbrella up to drip
+ In places where I claimed relationship
+ (Or, rather, where my heart did; and that's more
+ Than blood connection is, sixteen times o'er);
+ I've journeyed up and down through half Broadway,
+ And did not see a first-class smile to-day.
+
+ And so, in spite of all that I can do,
+ These gold-bowed spectacles are growing blue;
+ And my old heart must bear along the road
+ A fanciful but rather heavy load;
+ A painful pressure from a hand unseen:
+ Most any one knows nearly what I mean.
+
+ I think I'll powder up this dark-skinned day,
+ By going, to-night, to hear the actors play!
+ They'll make me laugh, and tone me up a bit,
+ And get me out of this unnatural fit.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_11 o'clock P.M._
+
+ Got back alive; and that's worth thinking on,
+ From where there's been such lots of killing done;
+ Mercy! it was a somewhat skittish sight--
+ So many people butchered in one night!
+ 'Twas just a lot of people playing crime--
+ A sort of murder-picnic all the time.
+
+ We found the theatre with handbills spread,
+ Near where the notice in the paper said
+ (The weather had slacked up an hour or so,
+ And Wife thought she would condescend to go),
+ And after stumbling over several chaps,
+ Who thought they'd met us somewhere else, perhaps,
+ And cheerfully addressed us o'er and o'er,
+ As if they'd known us several years or more,
+ Persisting in affording us a chance
+ To buy our tickets at a slight advance
+ (The theatres employ these men, I've heard,
+ To greet their patrons with a friendly word,
+ And light their way in with kind word and smile,
+ And make a dollar out of them meanwhile);
+ We brushed past these remarkable "dead-beats,"
+ Some tickets bought, and scrambled to our seats.
+
+ After a piece of music by the band,
+ The curtain rose before a castle grand,
+ And soldiers talking, with a half-scared mien,
+ About a spook that one of them had seen.
+ When lo! this ghost appears, plump to their view,
+ And will not talk, although they beg him to.
+ (I whispered to my wife that I'd a freak
+ That a newspaper man could make him speak;
+ But suddenly my comments had to cease,
+ For Wife encouraged me to hold my peace.)
+
+ When lo! this ghost, who, thus far, might have come
+ Out of a sky-asylum for the dumb,
+ Speaks with a queer but rather human sound,
+ When once his son, the Prince, gets on the ground;
+ And taking him aside, ten feet almost,
+ Tells the poor boy that he's his father's ghost,
+ Whose own false brother softly to him crept,
+ And poured him full of poison while he slept.
+
+ Then the young man got mad, though to my mind
+ 'Twas lunacy of quite a knowing kind;
+ And went to work with an apparent view
+ Of killing off 'most every one he knew.
+
+ I haven't the time his actions all to state;
+ I'll only say he managed it first-rate,
+ And some way killed all relatives he saw,
+ From uncle to prospective father-in-law;
+ And when he got through, those he hadn't snuffed out
+ Were hardly worth while bothering about.
+ (I mustn't forget to say that this poor elf
+ Became, at last, a good square corpse himself.)
+
+ I looked around, and, the whole building through,
+ Women were shedding tears as if 'twas true;
+ And Wife was 'most too much concerned to speak,
+ And even my old eyes had sprung a leak.
+ 'Twas a moist time; and I remarked, "'Tis plain
+ We've come out of the rain into the rain."
+
+ I got so full of funeral, sitting there,
+ Then, when we once more sniffed the clean, live air,
+ It seemed a piece of good-luck all around,
+ To get away once more, alive and sound.
+
+ That's what they call a "tragedy;" where Death
+ Flies 'round till he himself gets out of breath;
+ And, with sword-slashes and cold poison filled,
+ All who amount to anything, get killed.
+ It's part of life; some time again I'll view it,
+ But take a good square rest before I do it!
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Here on this sea-beach I wander;
+ Why of the storms am I fonder
+ Than of the sunlight above them?
+ And the clouds: why do I love them--
+ Waves of the sky, onward sweeping,
+ Or to the ocean-waves leaping?
+ Why do I court this fierce day,
+ Dashing my face full of spray?
+ Why, when the waves strike the shore
+ With their strong, leonine roar,
+ Does my soul fiercely entreat them--
+ Rush out with rapture to meet them?
+ Why do I love to descry
+ War in the fields of the sky?
+ Why does the chain-lightning's glare,
+ Ploughing blue meadows of air,
+ Look to my vision alway
+ Sweet as a star in the day?
+
+ You who in fair summer weather
+ Seek this sea-city together
+ (Built for tumultuous rest,
+ With the famed ocean chief guest),
+ Not half the pleasure you've known
+ That I, here wand'ring alone,
+ On these wet sand-fields have found,
+ Hearing the ocean's own sound,
+ Viewing fierce waves from afar
+ Strive with the winter in war.
+ Storms that tumultuously roll
+ Far through my innermost soul--
+ Here you encounter, at last,
+ Harmonies wondrous and vast!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ What did I find on the shore?
+ Must I rehearse it once more?
+
+
+[THE DEAD STOWAWAY.]
+
+ He lay on the beach, just out of the reach
+ Of waves that had cast him by:
+ With fingers grim they reached for him
+ As often as they came nigh.
+ The shore-face brown had a surly frown,
+ And glanced at the dancing sea,
+ As if to say, "Take back the clay
+ You tossed this morning at me."
+ Great fragments rude, by the shipwreck strewed,
+ Had found by this wreck a place;
+ He had grasped them tight, and hope-strewn fright
+ Sat still on the bloated face.
+ Battered and bruised, forever abused,
+ He lay by the heartless sea,
+ As if Heaven's aid had never been made
+ For a villain such as he.
+ The fetter's mark lay heavy and dark
+ Around the pulseless wrists;
+ The hardened scar of many a war
+ Clung yet to the drooping fists.
+ The soul's disgrace across that face
+ Had built an iron track;
+ The half-healed gash of the jailman's lash
+ Helped cover the brawny back.
+ The blood that flowed in a crimson road
+ From a deep wound in his head
+ Had felt fierce pangs from the poison-fangs
+ Of those who his young life fed:
+ Cursed from the very beginning
+ With deeds that others had done,
+ "More sinned against than sinning"--
+ And so is every one!
+
+ He had never learned save what had turned
+ The steps of his life amiss;
+ He never knew a hand-grasp true,
+ Or the thrill of a virtuous kiss.
+ 'Twas poured like a flood through his young blood,
+ And poisoned every vein,
+ That wrong is right, that law is spite,
+ And theft but honest gain.
+ The seeds were grown that had long been sown
+ By the heart of a murderous sire:
+ Disease and shame, and blood aflame
+ With thirst for the founts of fire.
+ Battered and bruised, forever abused,
+ He lay by the moaning sea,
+ As if Heaven's aid were even afraid
+ Of a villain such as he.
+
+ As he lay alone, like a sparrow prone,
+ An angel wandered nigh:
+ A look she cast over that dark past,
+ And tears came to her eye.
+
+ [Illustration: "BATTERED AND BRUISED, FOREVER ABUSED,
+ HE LAY BY THE MOANING SEA."]
+
+ She bent by the dead, and tenderly said:
+ "Poor child, you went astray;
+ Your heart and mind were both born blind--
+ No wonder they lost their way!
+ Angels, I know, had fallen as low
+ With such a dismal chance.
+ Your heart was ironed, your soul environed,
+ You were barred of all advance!
+ Cursed from the very beginning
+ With deeds that others have done,
+ 'More sinned against than sinning'--
+ And so is every one!"
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+MAY 24, 18--.
+
+ The Lord gave Water quite a good-sized start--
+ Three-fourths of this world's homestead for its part;
+ But lawyers are not needed to convince
+ That Water has been losing ever since.
+ The reason is not hard to understand:
+ For God's most knowing creatures live on land,
+ And, naturally, every chance they get,
+ Find some new means to keep them from the wet.
+ The farms their dykes have from the ocean won;
+ The ground men make to build their cities on;
+ The bridge that from the river shelters me;
+ The ships--great travelling bridges of the sea--
+ All are an effort of ambitious man
+ To make this world as solid as he can.
+
+ These thoughts, to-day, all through my mind would run,
+ While looking at a bridge they've just got done,
+ Which takes a man, dry shod, from shore to shore--
+ A matter of a good long mile or more.
+ I can't describe it; but I'll let the papers
+ (Who tell _some_ truth, 'mid all their fancy capers)
+ To my old scrap-book give of it a taste
+ (What I can't do with ink I'll do with paste).
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[THE WEDDING OF THE TOWNS.][5]
+
+ Let all of the bells ring clear,
+ And all of the flags be seen;
+ The King of the Western Hemisphere
+ Has married the Island Queen!
+ For years he watched and waited
+ Along the river side,
+ And vowed that she was fated
+ To be his own fair bride;
+ Full many a night he wooed her
+ Upon her lofty throne,
+ And he hath long pursued her,
+ To make the prize his own;
+ Nor thankless his endeavor,
+ Nor coy the royal maid,
+ But, like true-love's course ever,
+ The banns were long delayed!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ And boys to men had grown,
+ And men their graves had sought;
+ The gulf was yet between them thrown,
+ And the wooing came to nought.
+ Though couriers oft were dashing
+ 'Twixt him and his adored,
+ Still was the river flashing
+ Between them like a sword.
+ In heart they well were mated;
+ And patiently and long
+ They for each other waited--
+ These lovers true and strong.
+
+ Let never a flag be hidden!
+ Let never a bell be dumb!
+ The guests have all been bidden--
+ The wedding-day has come!
+
+ For many a golden year
+ Shall gleam this silvery tie:
+ The wondering world will gather here
+ And gaze with gleaming eye.
+ Philosophers will ponder
+ How, blessed by the hand of Heaven,
+ The world has another wonder
+ To add to its famous seven;
+ Philanthropists will linger
+ To view the giant span,
+ And point with grateful finger
+ Where man has toiled for man;
+ And all will bless the year
+ When, in the May-month green,
+ The King of the Western Hemisphere
+ Was wed to the Island Queen!
+
+ [5] Written on the occasion of the opening of the New York
+ and Brooklyn Bridge.
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+JULY 2, 18--.
+
+ Wealth, wealth, wealth, wealth! with iron bars to defend it,
+ And seventeen hundred thousand ways to spend it!
+ How men will work, in home and foreign lands,
+ To get a lot of money in their hands;
+ How they will bar and bolt, by night and day,
+ To keep some one from stealing it away;
+ Then, when a fresh bait strikes their fancy's eye,
+ How easy 'tis to make them let it fly!
+ Lock up your cash in places howe'er strong,
+ You lose it when the right thief comes along.
+ There are some families that I could name,
+ Who, spring and fall and winter, toil the same
+ As boys with sleds for half an hour will climb,
+ To ride back in about five minutes' time.
+ These fam'lies pinched and starved nine months will be,
+ To make a first-class show the other three;
+ And some whose fortunes sprung up like a flame,
+ Can puff it out even quicker than it came.
+
+ These thoughts grew like June corn the other day,
+ As I through Coney Island picked my way,
+ And found there, pert and prosperous as could be,
+ A land-and-water city by the sea;
+ And people holding, in free easy style,
+ A Fourth-of-July picnic all the while.
+ Thousands were eating there amid the din,
+ As though they'd hardly time to do it in;
+ Thousands were loitering in the breezy air,
+ As if they had a year or two to spare;
+ And every trap that ever caught a dime,
+ Was ready set and baited all the time!
+
+ The ocean, to my unaccustomed view,
+ Seemed having quite a lively picnic too;
+ The waves came slamming at us with a roar,
+ And chased each other pell-mell to the shore.
+ And in these waves, and adding to the noise,
+ A lot of men and women, girls and boys,
+ Dressed in a style that made my good wife frown,
+ Like big-sized corks went bobbing up and down.
+ Some glided out and in, like jumping-jacks,
+ Some rode the waves--a-lying on their backs;
+ And some--as decent folks as one could see--
+ Made capers that were very queer to see.
+ I noticed Miss Doozell, much versed in books,
+ And quite particular about her looks,
+ And dignified as any one I know,
+ Roll over maybe thirteen times or so;
+ While Jeremiah Jipson, LL.D.,
+ Who seldom makes a move above the knee,
+ And who, all former signs would seem to say,
+ Never indulges in unseemly play--
+ When an irreverent wave he chanced to meet,
+ Stood on his head, and raised aloft his feet.
+ The Ocean has no awe for any one,
+ And always seems to get more'n half the fun.
+
+ But how the pretty children carry sail!
+ Each with his tiny shovel and his pail,
+ Each working his own little piece of land,
+ And making small plantations in the sand!
+ These little incidents show on their face
+ That farming's natural to the human race!
+
+ When God's poor pretty ones, 'mid summer's blaze,
+ Have lived 'mongst brick and mortar all their days,
+ Trying their best to blossom and not spoil,
+ Like house-plants kidnapped from their native soil,
+ It must be heaven to sit here in the sand,
+ And take old Mother Earth right by the hand!
+ To lie here, by no brick blocks overlooked,
+ And take a breath of air that hasn't been cooked!
+ God bless you, children! May't a long time be,
+ Before the sand shall cover you and me!
+
+ Yes, every trap that ever caught a dime
+ Is ready set and baited, all the time!
+ Here nigh the shore a strange machine I found,
+ To see how hard, with beetles, men could pound;
+ And several fellows tried it, o'er and o'er,
+ Who never handled labor so before,
+ And would have shown capacity to shirk,
+ If they had known how much it looked like work.
+ Here round and round I saw a big wheel go,
+ Like an old-fashioned horse-power--larger, though,
+ And worked by steam; and on the sweeps one finds
+ Big wooden animals of different kinds:
+ Elephants, horses, birds of various hues,
+ Lions and leopards, roosters, kangaroos--
+ All staring with great, stupid, wondering eyes,
+ And all about the very self-same size!
+ And on these beasts, sixteen times round or more,
+ Rode children of from fifty down to four,
+ While some big-sized hand-organ filled the air
+ With crack-voiced music, plenty and to spare.
+ Here a big premium cow--quite dead, alas!
+ Gave milkman's milk-and-water by the glass;
+ Here were some great "museums," which consisted
+ Of wondrous things that never have existed;
+ There omnibuses hover on your track,
+ Ready to draw you somewhere else--and back;
+ Here "marine railroads," as you onward plod,
+ Will take you riding at five cents a rod;
+ This "elevator" lifts you pretty high,
+ And shows you men must look small from the sky;
+ Yon gambling den will send you from its door,
+ Poorer and not much wiser than before;
+ That fellow there will, in an ocean view,
+ Your picture take, and swear that it is you.
+ Yes, every trap that ever caught a dime,
+ Is ready set and baited, all the time!
+
+ And sometimes everything seems blurred, indeed,
+ With man's surprising wickedness and greed,
+ Till you most feel there's nothing genuine there,
+ Excepting ocean waves and open air!
+
+ But still they can't put all God's plans to death
+ To let the people have an honest breath;
+ And so, while thinking it all up, to-day,
+ I finally felt called upon to say,
+ Thank the good Lord, from whom all blessings fall,
+ For making Coney Island, after all!
+
+ My cousin, Abdiel Stebbins, large and slow,
+ Arrived at Ocean Grove some days ago;
+ He stopped off in this city on the way,
+ And stayed here with us two weeks and one day
+ (For we keep up our airy home in town
+ Whether the mercury goes up or down--
+ Not liking to exchange it very well
+ For a small sweat-box in a large hotel).
+ He promised that the first hour he could spare
+ He'd write us how he liked it over there;
+ The letter, like himself, is rather queer;
+ Perhaps I'd better paste it right in here:
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS AT OCEAN GROVE.]
+
+OCEAN GROVE, _June_ 30, 18--.
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ We got here safe--my worthy wife and me--
+ And took a tent here in the woods contigious to the sea;
+ We've harvested such means of grace as growed within our reach--
+ We've been to several meetings here, and heard the Bishop preach;
+ And everything went easy like until we took a whim--
+ My wife and I--one breezy day, to take an ocean swim.
+
+ We shouldn't have ventured on't, I think, if Sister Sunnyhopes
+ Hadn't urged us over and again, and said she knew "the ropes,"
+ And told how soothing it would be "in ocean rills to lave,"
+ And "sport within the bounding surf," and "ride the crested wave;"
+ And so we went along with her--my timid wife and me--
+ Two inland noodles, for our first acquaintance with the sea.
+
+ They put me in a work-day rig, as usually is done--
+ A wampus and short overalls all sewed up into one.
+ I had to pull and tug and shrink to make the thing go 'round
+ (You are aware my peaceful weight will crowd three hundred pound).
+ They took my wig and laid it up--to keep it dry, they said--
+ And strapped a straw-stack of a hat on my devoted head.
+
+ They put my wife into a frock too short by full a third:
+ 'Twas somewhat in the Bloomer style--I told her 'twas absurd!
+ You know she's rather long and slim--somewhat my opposite--
+ And clothes that was not made for her is likely not to fit;
+ But as we was we vent'red in--my timid wife and me--
+ And formed our first acquaintance with the inconsistent sea.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Miss Sunnyhopes she waded out a-looking nice and sweet
+ (She'd had her dress made to the store, and trimmed from head to feet);
+ And I went next, and grabbed their rope just as she told me to,
+ And Wife came third, a-looking scared, scarce knowing what to do.
+ Then Sister Sunnyhopes a smile of virgin sweetness gave,
+ And said, "Now watch your chance, and jump--here comes a _lovely_ wave!"
+
+ I must have jumped, I rather think, the wrong time of the moon;
+ At any rate the "lovely wave" occurred to me too soon!
+ It took me sudden, with a rude and unexpected shock;
+ I'd rather meet the stoutest pair of horns in all my flock!
+ And then to top the circus out, and make the scene more fine,
+ I tried to _kick_ this "lovely wave," and let right go the line.
+
+ [Illustration: "TWO INLAND NOODLES, FOR OUR FIRST ACQUAINTANCE WITH
+ THE SEA."]
+
+ On county fairs and 'lection days, in walking through a crowd,
+ I'm rather firm to jostle 'gainst--perhaps it makes me proud;
+ But if it does, that wave just preached how _sureness_ never pays,
+ And seemed to say, "How small is man, no odds how much he weighs!"
+ It kicked and cuffed me all about, in spite of right or law,
+ With all the qualities they give an average mother-in-law!
+
+ And then it set me on the bank, quite thankful for my life,
+ And looking 'round I give a gaze to find my faithful wife;
+ But she had kind o' cut this wave with all the edge she had,
+ And stood a-looking 'round for me, uncommon moist and sad;
+ While Sister Sunnyhopes with smiles was looking sweet and gay,
+ A-floating on her dainty back some several rods away!
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+ She looked so newish pretty there--(she knowed it, too, the elf!)--
+ The crowd was all admiring her, and so was I myself;
+ And while I once more grasped the line, beside my wife of truth,
+ My eyes _would_ rove to Sister S.--her beauty and her youth;
+ When all at once a brindle wave, uncommon broad and deep,
+ Came thrashing down on Wife and me, and flopped us in a heap!
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Heels over head--all in a bunch--my wife across of me,
+ And I on some misguided folks who happened there to be,
+ My hat untied and floated off, and left my bald head bare--
+ When I got out, if I'd have spoke, 'twould warmed up all the air!
+ We drank 'bout two-thirds of the sea--my gasping wife and I--
+ While Sister S. still floated soft, a-gazing at the sky!
+
+ [Illustration: "WE VOTED THAT WE'D HAD ENOUGH."]
+
+ We voted that we'd had enough, and got right out the way
+ Before another wave arrived, and bid the sea good-day.
+ We looked as like two drownded rats as ever such was called,
+ With one of them a dumbed old fool and most completely bald.
+ But, like a woman true she says--my shivering wife to me--
+ "We will not mind; there's others here looks just as bad as we."
+
+ Now, Sister Sunnyhopes, by'm-by, came back into our tent,
+ As sleek or sleeker than before, and asked us "When we went?"
+ Said I, "My dear good Sister S., please do not now pretend
+ You did not see our voyage through, and mark its doleful end.
+ If you would play the mermaid fair, why such I'd have you be;
+ But we're too old to take that part--my faithful wife and me;
+
+ "Some folks may be who ocean waves are fitted to command,
+ But we've concluded _we_ was built expressly for the land.
+ And when I want amusement for an uncompleted day,
+ I guess I'll go and take it in some good old-fashioned way;
+ And will not stand upon my head 'fore all the folks that's there,
+ And wildly wave my dumbed old feet in all the neighboring air!"
+
+
+
+
+VICE.
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+SEPTEMBER 10, 18--.
+
+ Ah me! it makes a sinner wondrous blue,
+ To see so many other sinners too!
+ When I rake over all my faults, and then
+ Notice the same, or worse, in other men,
+ It makes me very much surprised and sad,
+ That Heaven should see Earth turning out so bad!
+
+ Vice, vice, vice, vice! The _country's_ mean enough,
+ And has some villains that are pretty rough;
+ But in this town, where art and nature both
+ Are shoved into their very greatest growth,
+ And where the utmost of all things is found,
+ The Devil has his best men on the ground,
+ And gives them weapons meeting his own views,
+ And all the ammunition they can use!
+
+ Vice, vice, vice, vice! I never had been led
+ To think that Evil had so long a head!
+ I've seen more ingenuity displayed
+ In one crime, than 'twould take to learn a trade.
+ Such cute inventions Sin will take in charge:
+ Old Satan's patent-office must be large!
+
+ And yet, for all their craft, in time how brief
+ How many of these rascals come to grief!
+ For though within them cunning may abound,
+ The plain-clothed Truth is always standing round,
+ Or following rogues through every land and clime,
+ And gets them, if you'll only give him time.
+ I don't believe--as some good people say--
+ The Devil leads men on from day to day,
+ And takes them to a rock, and, first they know,
+ Pitches them off into some gulf below;
+ Or baits them into different traps, and then
+ Doesn't try at all to get them out again:
+ I think he'd like to keep them, safe and sound,
+ Doing his nasty work the whole year round;
+ And when a rogue fails up and comes to grief,
+ It hurts his brimstone-clothed but helpless chief!
+
+ These thoughts limped past my saddened mind to-day,
+ As through State's prison I pursued my way,
+ Led round by one who didn't seem to be knowing
+ What melancholy pictures he was showing!
+ Those walls and guards, that all escape opposed;
+ Those thick, iron doors--it thundered when they closed;
+ The cells--each one a closet full of gloom:
+ I'd just as soon sleep in a metal tomb![6]
+ The hard-faced men who worked away (no doubt,
+ For fear of hard-faced men that stood about),
+ Wearing that garb of stripes a free man loathes,
+ As if Law whipped them--even with their clothes;
+ The way they glance up at you from within
+ Their drooping eyelids, hard with grief or sin,
+ Wondering, as they gaze upon you so,
+ If you are not some one they used to know;
+ The ghosts you feel, that creep 'round, all the time,
+ Among these men who've shaken hands with crime;
+ The mournful hope that some are toiling here
+ Whose innocence in heaven is proved out clear:
+ All these things to my inmost spirit talked,
+ As through those regions dark I slowly walked;
+ And when the front door closed behind me--free--
+ The fresh air seemed like heaven itself to me!
+
+ I recollect once getting sick with pain,
+ When sitting near a sheriff, on the train,
+ Who had a young man with him--not of age--
+ Whom he was taking to this stone-bound cage.
+ The poor boy talked to him with drooping head,
+ And these are something like the words he said:
+
+ [6] And yet 'twas quite affecting, I declare,
+ How some had ornaments up, even there!
+ Not crime itself, or sad misfortune's smart
+ Can crush all sense of beauty from the heart!
+
+
+[THE BOY CONVICT'S STORY.]
+
+ I'd rather sit here, Mr. Sheriff--up near to the end of the car;
+ We won't do so much advertising if we stay in the seat where we are.
+ That sweet little dude saw the bracelets that you on my wrists have
+ bestowed,
+ And tells the new passengers promptly you're "taking me over
+ the road."
+ I've had a well-patronized trial--the neighbors all know of my fall;
+ But when I get out among strangers I'm sensitive-like, after all.
+
+ For I was a lad of good prospects, some three or four summers ago--
+ There wasn't any boy in our township who made a more promising
+ show!
+ I learned all of Solomon's proverbs, and took in their goodness and
+ worth,
+ Till I felt like a virtue-hooped barrel, chock-full of the salt of the
+ earth.
+ And this precious picnic of sorrow would likely enough have been saved,
+ If I had had less of a heart, sir, or home had contained what it craved.
+
+ For the time when a boy is in danger of walking a little bit wild,
+ Is when he's too young to be married--too old to be known as a child;
+ A bird in the lonely grass thickets, just out of the parent tree thrown,
+ Too large to be kept in the old nest--too small to have one of his own;
+ When, desolate 'mid his companions, his soul is a stake to be won;
+ 'Tis then that the Devil stands ready to get a good chance to catch on!
+
+ Oh, yes! I'd a good enough home, sir, so far as the house was concerned;
+ My parents were first-class providers--I ate full as much as I earned.
+ My clothes were all built of good timber, and fit every day to be seen;
+ There wasn't any lock on the pantry--my bedroom was tidy and clean;
+ And taking the home up and down, sir, I'd more than an average part,
+ With one quite important exception--_there wasn't any room for my
+ heart_.
+
+ The house couldn't have been any colder, with snow-drifts in every
+ room!
+ The house needn't have been any darker to make a respectable tomb!
+ I used to stop short on the door-step, and brace up a minute or more,
+ And bid a good-bye to the sunshine, before I would open the door;
+ I used to feed daily on icebergs--take in all the freeze I could hold--
+ Then go out and warm in the sunshine, because my poor heart was so
+ cold!
+
+ And hadn't I a father and mother? Oh yes! just as good as they
+ make--
+ _Too_ good, I have often suspected (though maybe that last's a mistake).
+ But they'd travelled so long and so steady the way to Perfection's abode,
+ They hadn't any feeling for fellows who could not as yet find the road;
+ And so, till some far advanced mile-post on goodness's pike I could win,
+ They thought of me, not as their own child, but as one of the children
+ of sin.
+
+ And hadn't I brothers and sisters? Oh yes! till they somewhat had
+ grown;
+ Then, shivering, they went off and left me to stand the cold weather
+ alone.
+ For I had the luck to be youngest--the last on the family page,
+ The one to prop up the old roof-tree--the staff of my parents' old age;
+ Who well understood all the uses to which a mere staff is applied;
+ They used me whenever convenient--then carelessly threw me aside!
+
+ And hadn't I any associates? Oh yes! I had friends, more or less,
+ But seldom I asked them to visit our house with the slightest success;
+ Whenever the project was mentioned, they'd somehow look blue like
+ and chill,
+ And mention another engagement they felt it their duty to fill;
+ For--now I am only a convict, there's no harm in telling the truth--
+ My home was a fearful wet blanket to blood that was seasoned with
+ youth!
+
+ Not one blessed thing that was cheerful; no festivals, frolics, or games;
+ No novels of any description--'twas wicked to mention their names!
+ My story-books suddenly vanished, my checker-boards never would keep,
+ No newspaper came through _our_ doorway unless it was first put to
+ sleep!
+ And as for love--well, that old song, sir, is very melodious and fine,
+ With "No place like home" in the chorus--I hope there ain't many
+ like mine!
+
+ And so, soon my body got hating a place which my soul couldn't
+ abide,
+ And Pleasure was all the time smiling, and motioning me to her side;
+ And when I start out on a journey, I'm likely to go it by leaps,
+ For good or for bad, I'm no half-way--I'm one or the other for keeps.
+ My wild oats flew thicker and faster--I reaped the same crop that I
+ sowed,
+ And now I am going to market--I'm taking it over the road!
+
+ Yes, it grieved my good father and mother to see me so sadly astray,
+ They deeply regretted my downfall--in a strictly respectable way;
+ They gave me some more admonition, and sent me off full of advice,
+ And wondered to see such a villain from parents so good and precise.
+ Indeed I have often conjectured, when full of neglect and its smarts,
+ I must have been left on the door-step of their uncongenial hearts!
+
+ My home in the prison is waiting--it opens up clear to my sight;
+ Hard work and no pay-day a-coming, a close cell to sleep in at night.
+ And there I must lie sad and lonesome, with more tribulation than rest,
+ And wake in the morning with sorrow sharp sticking like steel in my
+ breast;
+ But maybe the strain and the trouble won't quite so much o'er me
+ prevail,
+ As 'twould be to some one who wasn't brought up in a kind of a jail!
+
+ _You've_ got a good home, Mr. Sheriff, with everything cosy and nice,
+ And 'tisn't for a wrist-shackled convict to offer _you_ words of advice;
+ But this I _must_ say, of all places your children may visit or call,
+ Make HOME the most pleasant and happy--the sweetest and best of
+ them all;
+ For the Devil won't offer a dollar to have his world-chances improved,
+ When Home is turned into a side-show, with half the attractions
+ removed!
+
+ _Don't_ think I'm too bitter, good sheriff--I like you: you've been very
+ good;
+ I'm ever and ever so grateful--would pay it all back if I could.
+ I didn't mean to slander my parents--I've nothing against their good
+ name,
+ And as for my unrighteous actions, it's mostly myself that's to blame;
+ Still, _if I'd had a home_--But the prison is only one station ahead--
+ I'm done, Mr. Sheriff; forget me, but _don't_ forget what I have said!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SEPTEMBER 15, 18--.
+
+ Vice, vice, vice, vice!--and 'tisn't all clear and free,
+ Where any one can take a look and see,
+ And then decide, immediate, on the spot,
+ Whether he'll buy his soul-farm there or not;
+ It's scattered round about so 'mongst the good,
+ Folks can't entirely shun it when they would.
+ Much better to escape it we'd be able,
+ If 'twas obliged to carry 'round a label
+ (It always does, some time before it ages,
+ But not enough so in its early stages).
+
+ My mind was led around about this way,
+ By a well-dressed young man I met to-day,
+ Who strove to twist some money out of me,
+ But had, instead, a first-class lecture free.
+
+ My cousin, Abdiel Stebbins, large and good,
+ Inclined to do even better than he should,
+ And with a heart that gets him into scrapes
+ Of a most strange variety of shapes,
+ But who, before they've run a fatal course,
+ Always gets out of them by sheer main force,
+ Wrote me two letters, several years ago,
+ Which I have kept, with no intent to show,
+ But simply to read over now and then
+ As part of my text-book entitled "Men."
+
+ I think I'll get my cousin's wail by letter,
+ And paste it here where I can find it better.
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS ON THE BOWERY.]
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ We got here safe--my worthy wife an' me,
+ An' then I looked the village through to see what I could see:
+ I rode upon the cur'us track with stations all up-stairs;
+ I walked through Wall Street all its length, an' saw no bulls or bears;
+ I patronized a red-nosed chap with manners very queer,
+ Who hadn't had a thing to eat for somethin' like a year;
+
+ I saw the road commissioners to work upon a bridge
+ A million times as large as that we built at Tompkins' Ridge--
+ (I'm told that they are makin' it, though maybe that's all fun,
+ To use the coming century, an' hope to get it done)--
+ When who should up an' grasp my hand, with face of genuine joy,
+ But Cousin Jeroboam Jones, my cousin's oldest boy!
+
+ I had not seen him years an' years--no wonder he looked strange;
+ His face an' form in some respects had undergone a change;
+ But then there wasn't a chance of doubt that that was him, because,
+ If not, how should he ever know that I was who I was?
+ We brushed our old acquaintance up, an' soon was at our ease,
+ A wanderin' all about the place, as cozy as you please.
+
+ It's nicer far, in foreign towns, than 'tis to be alone,
+ To walk with one whose blood proceeds from sources near your own;
+ A sim'lar temp'rature of heart, a sort of family ease,
+ Enables you to work your tongue as lib'ral as you please;
+ And so I found myself quite soon uncommonly at home,
+ Describin' all my business through to Cousin Jerobo'm.
+
+ He listened very docile like, an' hadn't much to say,
+ But what he did was vent'red in a satisfact'ry way;
+ He'd severed somewhat from his kin, an' sort o' lost the run,
+ But he recalled the Stebbinses, when mentioned, one by one;
+ An' takin' him inside an' out, our family scarcely owns
+ A relative more relishin' than Jeroboam Jones.
+
+ He's teacher in a Sunday-school, he told me, by the way,
+ Which has a room, above a store, that's open every day.
+ "For if," he says, "we come across a child that needs our care,
+ We cannot wait till Sunday comes--we join 'em then an' there.
+ An' if you want to see the way our worthy cause is run,
+ Come in an' take a little look--our 'social's' just begun."
+
+ The scholars hadn't come, as yet; the Superintendent, though,
+ Was sittin' at a table, like, an' bowed extremely low;
+ An' heard the praise on poor old me my cousin had to tell,
+ An' said he joyed to meet a friend of one he loved so well;
+ An' I talked back; an' for a time our converse did not cease--
+ A regular three-cornered gush of friendship, love, an' peace.
+
+ An' then he showed me how they run their "grab-bags" an' all such
+ (We have the same at home, you know, although not near so much);
+ An' then he had some val'ables on numbers that you saw,
+ With figures correspondin'ly, in envelopes, to draw;
+ I gin him fifty cents to help a cause I dearly hold,
+ An' drew a velvet hymn-book, with a clasp resemblin' gold!
+
+ My cousin pressed my hand with some congratulatin' jokes,
+ And said, "Ah me! the Stebbinses was always lucky folks!
+ But after all, their _shrewdness_ is the thing that lets them win."
+ (Which made me proud, though I didn't see just where the shrewd
+ came in.
+ But buyin' a five-dollar book at that unheard-of price,
+ An' helpin' of the cause meanwhile, was unsuspected nice.)
+
+ [Illustration: "TO MAKE FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS CLEAR, AN' HELP THE
+ CHILDREN TOO."]
+
+ Whereat the Superintendent said, "You're lucky, I allow;
+ I'll have to charge five dollars for a chance to draw here now."
+ Whereat my cousin Jeroboam remarked, "If 'tisn't wrong,
+ I'll buy a draw for Cousin Steb, to help the cause along."
+ I shook my head, but he _would_ do't; an' sure as I'm alive,
+ I drawed a good ten-dollar bill for Cousin Jones's five!
+
+ Whereat the Superintendent said, "You're lucky men, I vow;
+ A hundred dollars I must charge for every drawing now;"
+ An' fingerin' the envelopes, one opened--just a grain--
+ And I discerned the number 11, uncommon black and plain;
+ An' on the _other_ number 11 by glancin' I could see
+ Five good crisp hundr'd-dollar bills a-waitin' there for me!
+
+ [Illustration: "WE COME 'THIN PART OF ONE OF IT."]
+
+ To make four hundred dollars clear, an' help the children too,
+ Was somethin' that would surely seem desirable to do;
+ With an unfailin' eagle eye, a heart that swelled with hope,
+ I watched, an' saw the very place he put that envelope;
+ I winked at Cousin Jeroboam, I counted out the cash,
+ An' drawed, an' had that card revealed almost as quick as flash!
+
+ Oh, sakes!--the second figure I had what I hadn't seen,
+ A _tail_ that made a 7 of it! 'twas Number 17!
+ An' on them figures on the board there nothin' was, in fact,
+ Except a little pamphlet like--an anti-gamblin' tract;
+ Which hadn't any money wuth, an' won't be good for much,
+ Except to keep my older boys from playin' cards an' such.
+
+ Now Cousin Jeroboam Jones was buried in surprise,
+ An' walked a half a mile with me, an' helped philosophize;
+ An' says, "You come some other day--we'll try that thing agin:
+ We come 'thin _part of one of it_--the next time we shall win."
+ Then, nearin' to a corner, he took kindly leave o' me,
+ Because of some new scholars there that he must go an' see.
+
+ I give you this experience, John, but please don't tell it now;
+ Let Tompkins take the chestnut horse, an' sell the brindle cow;
+ An' gather up what cash besides I have a-lyin' loose,
+ An' send the whole of it to me for my immediate use.
+ Do everything concerned in this, in soft, secretive tones;
+ Direct it to New York, in care of Jeroboam Jones.
+
+ A. S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ A few days, and the following one arrived,
+ Which shows Sin's triumph sometimes is short-lived:
+
+
+
+[FARMER STEBBINS AHEAD.]
+
+DEAR COUSIN JOHN:
+
+ I'm very glad you sent that money through,
+ By Cousin Seth, an' not by mail, as I requested you!
+ The fam'ly's just so much ahead: 'twere best it never came.
+ If Jeroboam Jones had twined his fingers 'round the same.
+ For that young man has principles fit only to abhor,
+ And isn't the kind of relative that I was lookin' for!
+
+ My sakes! Millennium's nowhere near, when men so false can be
+ As to equivocate themselves into my family tree;
+ An' on its honest branches graft the shoots of their design,
+ An' make me think they're good because they're relatives of mine;
+ While under those fraternal smiles a robber's frown is hid;
+ But that's the inappropriate thing that Jeroboam did!
+
+ When Cousin Seth the tavern reached whose clerk o'ershadows me,
+ He cried, "Where is my long-lost son I've come so far to see?"
+ An' so, to fill that father's heart with resurrected joy,
+ I twisted 'round with him a bit, to try an' find the boy;
+ An' comin' where I had the luck that hymn-book for to win,
+ I opened quietly the door, an' both of us went in.
+
+ The Superintendent still was there; he gave a little start,
+ But welcomed us, apparently, with overflowin' heart;
+ An' told us all about the work, an' how 'twas gettin' on,
+ An' how much money those who gave unto the cause had won;
+ But Cousin Seth, though much impressed with what he heard an' saw,
+ Said he didn't fix the envelopes, an' b'lieved he wouldn't draw.
+
+ Just then the door was opened quick, an' with a solemn grin,
+ Young Jeroboam Jones appeared, an' sidled softly in;
+ An' with him was an older man, who looked enough like me
+ To've been a reg'lar Stebbins too, so far as one could see;
+ But slappin' Seth upon the back, I said, "My duty's done,
+ For this is Jeroboam Jones, your long-lost oldest son!"
+
+ "My 'long-lost oldest son?'" said he: "he's 'bout as much my son
+ As you are the beloved babe of Gen'ral Washington!
+ It strikes me that my married life was very much amiss,
+ If I'm responsible for such a sneakin' face as this!
+ He's blinded you by his supposed relationship to me:
+ He's no one I have ever seen, or ever want to see!"
+
+ As when a fog above a field the sudden breezes tore,
+ You spied a thousand things you did not even miss before,
+ So all the facts of this affair, as clear as summer skies,
+ Straightway arranged themselves before my reconstructed eyes:
+ That these were not veracious men; an' this no Sunday-school;
+ An' naught was what it seemed, except one old bald-headed fool!
+
+ I held those two deceivers out, with unassisted strength,
+ An' by the collar shook each one to my arm's farthest length;
+ They gasped an' danced an' skipped around, without a word to say--
+ They "put their heads together" in a new an' painful way.
+ "Due ninety dollars fifty cents, an' not a penny less!"
+ I shouted; "an' I'll send you back your hymn-book by express!"
+
+ When finally in my discourse a breathin' pause occurred,
+ The Superintendent counted out the cash, without a word;
+ Which, with a manner dignified, I coldly repossessed,
+ An', still retainin' Jeroboam, that scamp I thus addressed:
+ "An' so you are the bogus friend and relative, so free
+ To spend his time a-makin' fools of poor old men like me.
+
+ "I'm Supervisor of the town where I have lived so long:
+ There ain't a man in all that part will say I've done him wrong;
+ There ain't a man will claim but what I'm ordinary keen;
+ But when I plant myself in town, I grow exceedin' green.
+ An' any kind-expressioned man, who acts a civil part,
+ Can always find my soul to home, an' house-room in my heart.
+
+ "It's sad for such a smile as yours to find so mean a fate;
+ An' there's _some_ good in you--at least enough to use for bait;
+ Without _some_ kindness in your heart, you couldn't have landed me;
+ An' as to how you've used your gifts, just pause a bit an' see.
+ I've gambled, by you're callin' it a charitable name,
+ And my self-valuation sunk with unaccustomed shame.
+
+ "I've done what I'd have whipped my boys for even lookin' at;
+ An' don't suppose but what I own part of the blame for that;
+ I thought I saw a chance to make five dollars out o' one,
+ Which, with strict justice all around, is very seldom done.
+ But up to that outrageous point, remember, I was led
+ By your assumed relationship, an' several things you said.
+
+ "Do you reflect, young man, upon the fruit you're growin' to?
+ There's prison gates a-waitin' now to stand in front of you.
+ There's grief of unexpected kinds, an' every sort of shame,
+ To send you some time from this world much poorer than you came.
+ Your guilty head you hang before us sinners standin' by:
+ What angle do you s'pose 'twould take 'mongst angels in the sky?
+
+ [Illustration: "THEY 'PUT THEIR HEADS TOGETHER' IN A NEW AN' PAINFUL
+ WAY."]
+
+ "There's hope e'en on the death-bed for a square, straightforward
+ thief,
+ But _Judases_ have always come to most peculiar grief;
+ The Lord has pity, I suppose, for errin' men an' weak,
+ But no good satisfact'ry place in which to put a sneak.
+ An' when a man wins men's esteem, then thrives by their mistakes,
+ He makes himself a bigger fool than all the fools he makes."
+
+ [Illustration: "HE MAKES HIMSELF A BIGGER FOOL THAN ALL THE FOOLS HE
+ MAKES."]
+
+ Then my adopted relative I seated in a chair,
+ With amply necessary help, an' sev'ral pounds to spare.
+ Then Seth an' I with dignity bade both the scamps good-day,
+ Advisin' them to gain their bread in some dissimilar way;
+ An' as we thundered down the stairs, with heavy rural tread,
+ I felt that I'd at last come out some several rods ahead.
+
+ A. S.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[THE "SLUGGING"-MATCH.]
+
+ "A first-class professional fight!"
+ I'm really doing the town!
+ There were thousands on thousands to-night
+ To see a man knock a man down.
+ Two dollars I willingly (?) paid
+ To view all this muscle and brawn;
+ 'Twas rather too much, I'm afraid,
+ Or seemed so, the minute 'twas gone.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ And yet 'tis a study to see
+ The rage gladiatorial of Rome
+ And grim Spanish bull-baiting glee
+ Adopt an American home!
+ That blood-thirsty, murderous spite
+ Men loudly condemn--and possess!
+ Besieged New York City last night,
+ With first-class financial success!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Hands gloved--to comply with the law;
+ Gloves hard--to comply with the crowd;
+ Fists savage as murder could draw;
+ Cheers heavy and fervent and loud.
+ Stern hisses, and shoutings of "Woman!"
+ When either too tender they found;
+ Tremendous applause when a foeman
+ Dropped, more than half dead, on the ground.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 'Twas the soul's blackest hell-woven fibre,
+ All thrilling intensely and fast;
+ The curse of the Tagus and Tiber
+ Arrived in New York Bay at last!
+ And victor and vanquished, I learn,
+ Came off with more glittering spoil
+ Than teacher or preacher could earn
+ In years of the hardest of toil.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ A spectacle pleasing and bright,
+ Full many good people delighting--
+ So many good men love a fight,
+ When somebody else does the fighting!
+ And "'tis shameful!" we mildly agree,
+ And shout our complainings afar;
+ But the facts are no worse than are we:
+ They show to us just what we are!
+
+
+
+
+VIRTUE.
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+OCTOBER 1, 18--.
+
+ Wind in the south-west; weather fit to stay;
+ A sweet, old-fashioned, Indian-summer day--
+ When Heaven and Earth both seem to look at you
+ Through hair of gold and misty eyes of blue.
+ My wife said, as we talked of it together,
+ It seemed as if some of our old farm weather
+ Had got tired of the sober hills of brown,
+ Hitched up a cloud, and driven into town!
+
+ We went to church, and heard a sermon preached,
+ Which all the way from Earth to Heaven reached,
+ And lifted us up toward the town divine,
+ Till we could almost see the steeples shine,
+ And hear the mighty chariots as they rolled
+ Along the massive turnpikes made of gold.
+ We had some music, so sweet-lipped and true
+ It made me think of every flower I knew;
+ And when, with benediction, the old pastor
+ Said "Good-bye" for himself, but not his master,
+ It put my resolution to the rack,
+ To head my poor old tears, and drive them back!
+
+ We tried to come straight out, as Christians should,
+ And bring away all of it that we could;
+ But there were certain persons there to-day,
+ Who, after church was over, clogged the way,
+ And, standing 'round, with worldly nods and smiles,
+ Held a week-day reception in the aisles.
+ Now, when one's mind falls in celestial frame,
+ He wants to get home safely with the same;
+ And hates through jostling gossipers to walk,
+ And stumble 'gainst the smallest kinds of talk,
+ Intended, by some power, his mind to bring
+ Down out of Heaven to every worldly thing--
+ From office, and good methods to ensure it,
+ To rheumatism, and proper means to cure it.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ These are the spires that were gleaming
+ All through my juvenile dreaming;
+ Here the high belfries are singing:
+ Gold invitations they're winging,
+ Asking man through the charmed portal,
+ Where he is once more immortal;
+ Where he may hide from his cares,
+ Under a shelter of prayers.
+ Why do these halls, high and broad,
+ Under the same constant God,
+ Vary in structure and style--
+ Differ, from chancel to aisle?
+ Why forms and creeds so diverse?
+ Why is my blessing your curse?
+ Pondering here on the street,
+ This is one reason I meet:
+
+ Man's brain is devious and strange--
+ Differs, in form and in range;
+ So that God's fervid love-sun,
+ Falling the same on each one,
+ Differs in form and in hue,
+ (Not the less precious or true)!
+ Body and brain and heart--
+ Temple of infinite art--
+ You had no power to control
+ Hues of your windows of soul!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+OCTOBER 5, 18--.
+
+ Sweet virtue, virtue, virtue!--what a start
+ You've got here in this city's feverish heart!
+ There isn't a thing to do that's square and right,
+ But some one's here to teach it, day and night;
+ No soothing balm soul may from soul demand,
+ But some one has it ready to his hand!
+
+ And then the churches--thick and rich of yield,
+ As corn-shocks in a new-made prairie field,
+ Where any one the golden fruit can find
+ All ready cooked to suit his heart and mind;
+ Great brick-and-mortar prayers! that never cease,
+ And costing fifty good-sized farms apiece
+ (Much too expensive, it might well be said,
+ If _bodies only_ need be clothed and fed).
+
+ And then the missions--regular district schools,
+ Where transient men are taught eternal rules;
+ Then the Salvation Army girls and boys,
+ Who season their religion up with noise,
+ And, when they get to Heaven, won't have the power
+ To help keep silent even half an hour;
+ But who take ragged wretches every day,
+ Haul them into the straight and narrow way,
+ Strip them of vain conceit soon as they show it,
+ And get them saved--almost before they know it!
+ It's something good to make these people good,
+ Who never go to church, and never would!
+
+ God bless each woman, man, and child, I say,
+ That leads His creatures in the heavenly way,
+ Whether they work by still, old-fashioned means,
+ Or march with drums and flags and tambourines!
+
+ Then there's those men who've crept and crawled as low
+ As even Satan cared to have them go;
+ Have marched through strong iron doors in striped ranks,
+ Have toiled where convict labor whirls and clanks,
+ Have made hard beds in cramped and lonely cells,
+ Have sinned their way through several different hells;
+ Whose lives have been so terribly amiss
+ To ever find worse worlds than they've made this;
+ Then groped out into Virtue's bath and sun,
+ And been washed up as clean as any one,
+ And warmed up with sweet sunlight from above;
+ Till they themselves start off on deeds of love,
+ And say to men with scarred and crime-flushed brow,
+ "I've been as bad, or worse, than you are now."
+ Whereat the wretch says, with dull, shadowy bliss,
+ "What! can there be some square way out of this?"
+ And maybe brings to pass, through Virtue's schemes,
+ Some of his poor old mother's fondest dreams!
+
+ Oh you who shout or sing or chant or read--
+ Whatever be your name or style or creed--
+ If any one on earth a plan has got
+ (Whether it's half as good as yours or not)
+ To find a gate into the narrow way,
+ And let in others that have gone astray--
+ If there's a single chance to mortals given
+ By which to slip poor mortals into Heaven,
+ For Heaven's sake do not frown in righteous wrath,
+ Or throw a scornful word into their path!
+ But _interfere with help_ in their affairs,
+ And push them with your money and your prayers!
+ For Pain is Pain, and God to see it loath,
+ In this strange world and in the next one, both;
+ And he who saves his fellow-men from pain,
+ Is God's hired man, and does not toil in vain?
+ But I'm reminded, by the bell for dinner,
+ That I'm no preacher, but a poor old sinner,
+ Unable even to follow my own view,
+ Much less to counsel others how to do.
+ I can't even eat--when I come right down to it,
+ Without a bell to tell me when to do it.
+ So I will cork my sermon, snub my muse,
+ And go down-stairs with Wife, and learn the news.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[MORE WAYS THAN ONE.]
+
+ I was present, one day
+ Where both layman and priest
+ Worshipped God in a way
+ That was startling, at least:
+ Over thirty in place
+ On the stage, in a row,
+ As is often the case
+ At a minstrelsy show;
+ In a uniform clad
+ Was each one of them seen,
+ And a banjo they had,
+ And a loud tambourine.
+ And they sung and they shouted
+ Their spasmodic joys,
+ Just as if they ne'er doubted
+ That God loved a noise.
+
+ And their phrases, though all
+ Not deficient in points,
+ A grammarian would call
+ Rather weak in the joints;
+ And the aspirate sound
+ Was adroitly misused,
+ And The Language all round,
+ Was assaulted and bruised;
+ While the tunes that they sung
+ In bewildering throngs,
+ Had been married, when young,
+ To hilarious songs;
+ And the folks in that place,
+ Who this loud racket made,
+ Were not bounded by race
+ Or condition or shade.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Now I love my own meeting,
+ My own cosy pew,
+ While mentally greeting
+ Friends quietly true;
+ And the Gospel dispensed
+ With a dignified grace,
+ Born of reason clear-sensed
+ And a faith firm of place.
+ I love the trained voices
+ That float down the aisles,
+ Till the whole church rejoices
+ With God's sweetest smiles.
+ Have no sneer understood
+ For the rest, when I say
+ I had rather get good
+ In a civilized way.
+
+ So this meeting had grated
+ Somewhat on my heart,
+ And ere long I had waited,
+ I thought to depart.
+ But a young man arose,
+ Looking sin-drenched and grim,
+ As if rain-storms of woes
+ Had descended on him;
+ No such face you'd discern
+ In a leisurely search,
+ If you took a chance turn
+ Through a civilized church;
+ But his words, though not choice,
+ To my feelings came nigh;
+ There was growth in his voice,
+ There was hope in his eye.
+
+ And he said, "I'm a lad
+ With a life full of blame;
+ Every step has been bad,
+ Every hour was a shame.
+ And for drink I would pawn
+ All within my control,
+ From the clothes I had on,
+ To my heart and my soul.
+ I have drank the foul stuff
+ In my parents' hot tears;
+ I have done crime enough
+ For a hundred black years;
+ But I came to this place
+ For the help that I craved;
+ I have seen Jesus's face,
+ And I know I am saved."
+
+ Then a man rose to view,
+ When this youngster was done,
+ And he said, "This is true;
+ That young man is my son.
+ He was drunk every day,
+ And such terror would make,
+ That I spurned him away
+ From my house, like a snake.
+ We have suffered the worst
+ That can come from heart-fears;
+ He is sober the first
+ I have seen him for years.
+ I am full of such joy
+ As I never yet knew;
+ And now, Robert, my boy,
+ Home is open to you!
+
+ "You may go home with me--
+ Or may run on before;
+ You've a glittering key
+ That will open the door!
+ Your mother is there,
+ Praying for you e'en now;
+ There is snow in her hair,
+ There is pain on her brow.
+ And when you have kissed her
+ The old-fashioned way,
+ There's a brother and sister
+ Who've longed for this day;
+ And whatever can befriend you
+ On earth, shall be done;
+ May God's blessing attend you,
+ My son--oh, my son!"
+
+ Then the banjo struck in,
+ And the tambourine jingled;
+ There rose such a din
+ That my blood fairly tingled.
+ The vocalists screamed
+ Till quite red in the face;
+ But somehow it all seemed
+ Not at all out of place!
+ Now denouements immense
+ Do riot somehow take hold,
+ Or dramatic events
+ Reach my heart, as of old;
+ But my smiles could not hide
+ The fast-gathering tears,
+ And I cheered, laughed, and cried,
+ As I had not for years!
+ And I thought, "Not amiss
+ Are this tumult and shout:
+ Folks who save men like this
+ Know what they are about.
+ You who fight with God's sword
+ For the good of your kind--
+ You can never afford
+ To leave these men behind.
+ If these women I've seen,
+ Should be pelted or cursed,
+ I would step in between--
+ I would take the blow first.
+ They who draw souls above
+ From the depths lowest down,
+ Will not fail of God's love
+ Or to shine in His crown."
+
+ [Illustration: THE SALVATION ARMY.]
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[THE MARCH OF THE CHILDREN.]
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ List to the sound of the drumming!
+ Gaily the children are coming;
+ Sweet as the smile of a fairy,
+ Fresh as the blossoms they carry.
+ Pride of the parents who love them,
+ Pure as the azure above them,
+ Free as the winds that caress them,
+ Bright as the sunbeams that bless them.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ List to the voice-echoes ringing!
+ Sweeter than birds they are singing;
+ Thoughts that to virtue invite them,
+ Wed unto airs that delight them.
+ Truths that their future will cherish,
+ Soul-planted, never to perish!
+ Only to senses completer,
+ Heaven's choicest music were sweeter!
+
+ Virtue, unconscious and pretty,
+ Walks through the streets of the city;
+ See the gay bannerets flying,
+ Mottoes and titles undying;
+ Truths dearly hallowed and olden,
+ Braided in strands that are golden;
+ Words for the spirit's desiring,
+ Sentences sweetly inspiring!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ When, in a voice of caressing,
+ Christ gave the children His blessing,
+ 'Twas not for one generation--
+ But for each epoch and nation.
+ So through the present it lingers,
+ Shed from His bountiful fingers;
+ So unto these it is given--
+ Types of the angels in Heaven.
+
+
+
+
+TRAVEL.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+NOVEMBER 1, 18--.
+
+ It's quite the thing to "travel" nowadays
+ (Although I do not think it _always_ pays),
+ And see if distant ground in general looks
+ As mentioned in the papers and in books.
+ I find, in sifting what few facts I know,
+ Three ways of realizing things are so:
+ First, when you're told them in such trusty shape
+ That square belief isn't easy to escape.
+ (There's lots of people--this town wouldn't hold them--
+ Who don't know much excepting what is told them.)
+ Second, what you've put on some mental shelf,
+ By having seen and understood yourself.
+ (How well we know things witnessed, largely lies
+ On how much brain there is behind our eyes.)
+ The third way is the surest and the best
+ (Though sometimes painful, it must be confessed):
+ It's where a truth has whipped the earth with you,
+ Until you _feel_, from head to foot, 'tis true.
+ I think, sometimes, when all is said and done,
+ Feeling is all the senses joined in one.
+
+ _We're_ going to travel!--not so very far
+ As our new friends, the Fitzcumnoodles, are,
+ Who cannot read their social title's clear
+ Unless they ride twelve thousand miles a year,
+ (I told them, with a philosophic smile,
+ That travelling shouldn't be measured by the mile.)
+ But we shall take a little trip, to-morrow,
+ With some spare time that wife's contrived to borrow,
+ To where George Washington laid out a town
+ That several centuries won't see tumbled down!
+ A city which, with all the sneaking sinners
+ That come down there to steal their daily dinners,
+ And all the human insects hovering nigh,
+ Such as swarm thick wherever good things lie,
+ And spite of all the bad weeds growing round,
+ Has always _some_ good folks upon the ground,
+ And will be head-piece of the greatest nation
+ That ever helped spruce up the Lord's plantation.
+
+ The Fitzcumnoodles, through their daughter Maud,
+ Inform us that we ought to go abroad;
+ The Clancdenancies, we have lately learned,
+ From an extended trip have just returned;
+ And so my eldest daughter, Isabel,
+ Who knows Miss Clanc, etc., very well,
+ Called on her in the progress of a walk,
+ And had a pleasant little travel-talk;
+ And after coming home misspent her time
+ In putting what she heard there into rhyme
+ And--lost it--not by accident, I fear;
+ I'll paste the "conversation" right in here:
+
+
+HER TOUR.
+
+ Yes, we've been travelling, my dear,
+ Three months, or such a matter,
+ And it's a blessing to get clear
+ Of all the clash and clatter!
+ Ah! when I look the guide-book through,
+ And see each queer place in there,
+ 'Tis hard to make it seem quite true
+ That I myself have been there!
+
+ Our voyage? Oh, of course 'twas gay--
+ Delightful! splendid! glorious!
+ We spurned the shore--we sped away--
+ We rode the waves victorious.
+ The first mate's mustache was so grand!
+ The ocean sweet, though stormy
+ (I was so sick I could not stand,
+ But papa saw it for me).
+
+ At Queenstown we saw land once more--
+ Ground never looked so pretty!
+ We took a steam-car near the shore
+ For some light-sounding city.
+ A very ordinary stone
+ We had to kiss at Blarney;
+ The beggars wouldn't let us alone
+ That half-day at Killarney!
+
+ The Giants' Causeway? 'Tis arranged
+ With no regard to science;
+ It must somehow of late have changed--
+ At least we saw no giants.
+ Some little funny scrubs of folks
+ Sold pictures, and were merry;
+ The men were full of yarns and jokes,
+ The women barefoot--very.
+
+ Old Scotland? Yes, all in our power
+ We did there to be thorough;
+ We stopped in Glasgow one whole hour,
+ Then straight to "Edin_borough_."
+ At Abbotsford we made a stay
+ Of half an hour precisely.
+ (The ruins all along the way
+ Were ruined very nicely.)
+
+ We "did" a mountain in the rain,
+ And left the others undone,
+ Then took the "Flying Scotchman" train.
+ And came by night to London.
+ Long tunnels somewhere on the line
+ Made sound and darkness deeper;
+ No; English scenery is not fine,
+ Viewed from a Pullman sleeper.
+
+ Oh, Paris! Paris! Paris! 'tis
+ No wonder, dear, that you go
+ So far into the ecstasies
+ About that Victor Hugo!
+ He paints the city, high and low,
+ With faithful pen and ready
+ (I think, my dear, I ought to know--
+ We drove there two hours steady).
+
+ Through Switzerland by train. Yes, I
+ Enjoyed it, in a measure;
+ But still the mountains are too high
+ To see with any pleasure.
+ Their tops--they made my neck quite stiff,
+ Just stretching up to view them;
+ And folks are very foolish if
+ They clamber clear up to them!
+
+ Rome, Venice, Naples, and the Rhine?
+ We did them--do not doubt it;
+ This guide-book here is very fine--
+ 'Twill tell you all about it.
+ We've saved up Asia till next year,
+ If business gets unravelled;
+ What! going? Come again; and, dear,
+ I will not seem so travelled.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WASHINGTON, _November 3, 18--._
+
+ _We're_ travelling, and we're here! and what a town!
+ I own, it picks me up and sets me down!
+ I thought I had some idea of the place,
+ And what its corporation lines embrace;
+ I'd read the county papers every week,
+ Which seldom failed "From Washington" to speak;
+ I'd travelled through these streets by photograph,
+ And, with Imagination for a staff,
+ Had wandered round, in little trips disjointed,
+ Even where the artist's brass gun has not pointed;
+ And so I said, "Though I wouldn't like to miss it,
+ 'Twill be a good deal like a second visit."
+
+ But 'tisn't an easy perpetrated scheme
+ To prophesy how anything will seem.
+ This city's new to me--I do not doubt it--
+ As if I'd never heard a word about it!
+ There's something in these white-clothed buildings' glare,
+ And something even in the very air,
+ And in the great variety of faces,
+ Bearing the ear-marks of a thousand places,
+ And in that monument that reaches high--
+ The farthest stone has climbed into the sky,
+ And in that dome, whose kingly size and height
+ Contrive, where'er you are, to keep in sight--
+ From these, and several hundred other things
+ This nation's lead-horse city at you flings,
+ You feel as if you'd stepped, through many a mile,
+ Into another planet for a while!
+
+ But men too weary to hold up their heads
+ Are apt to bless the man[7] who first made beds;
+ Then, having found one, and reclined within it,
+ Forget about him in just half a minute.
+ So I'll let Morpheus (who is at me winking)
+ Do the remainder of this evening's thinking.
+
+ [7] Or woman--let due praise to her be paid;
+ A bed is never made until 'tis _made_.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+AT THE SUMMIT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
+
+ Look North! A white-clad city fills
+ This valley to its sloping hills;
+ Here gleams the modest house of white,
+ The statesman's longed-for, dizzy height.
+ Beyond, a pledge of love to one
+ Who in two lands was Freedom's son--
+ The holder of an endless debt--
+ Our nation's brother, Lafayette.
+ But yonder lines of costly homes
+ And bristling spires and swelling domes,
+ And far away the spreading farms
+ Where thrift displays substantial charms,
+ And hamlets creeping out of sight,
+ And cities full of wealth and might,
+ Must own the fatherhood of him
+ Whose glory Time can never dim.
+ All who can reckon Freedom's worth
+ Would write across this whole broad earth,
+ With pen dipped in the golden sun,
+ The magic name of Washington!
+ If we can keep the rules he gave
+ This land he more than fought to save,
+ Our future fame will glisten forth
+ Grand as the winter-lighted North!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Illustration: FROM THE MONUMENT.]
+
+ Look South!--where, in its coat of gray,
+ The broad Potomac creeps away,
+ And seeks the blue of distant skies;
+ But pauses where the great chief lies
+ Within his humble, hallowed tomb,
+ Amid Mount Vernon's deathless bloom.
+ As glides this stream, great corse, past thee,
+ First to the bay, and then the sea,
+ So flowed thy life to rural rest,
+ Ere thou wast Heaven's eternal guest.
+ Oh strong, high man! whose patriot heart
+ Climbed from all common greeds apart;
+ To whom men's selfish ways were small,
+ As from this tower, serenely tall
+ (Built that all years thy fame may know),
+ Men look while creeping there below!
+ How weak was power to thy clear gaze,
+ Builder of nations joined in one,
+ Kindler of splendors still to blaze,
+ Finder of glories just begun!
+ Live on, great sleeper! as this stone,
+ Highest from earth that man has known,
+ So shall be ranked thy solid worth,
+ Highest of heroes on the earth!
+ Happy, secure, and cherished name,
+ Love is the pillar of thy fame;
+ Thy praise comes from each patriot's mouth,
+ Warm as the sunbeams of the South!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Look East! The Nation's castle walls
+ Spread out in massive beauty now;
+ Their lofty dome and pictured halls
+ In homage to this summit bow.
+ Oh, well that from these palaced lands
+ The marble spire obeisance win;
+ But for the one for whom it stands,
+ This chieftain-town had never been!
+ Yon plot, so full of brain and will,
+ Had staid a bleak and lonely hill!
+ If at five thousand dizzy feet
+ This shaft the whirling clouds could meet,
+ Until our gaze for miles, might be,
+ To the uncrowned but royal sea,
+ 'Twere not too much of honor then,
+ To grant our crownless king of men.
+ You who the Nation's laws indite,
+ Look to this summit's honest white,
+ Where, throned on walls that must endure,
+ Pure fame entreats you to be pure;
+ Until our glory be increased,
+ Like sunbeams from the dazzling East!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Look West! There lie the hilly fields
+ Where brothers fought through days of dread,
+ Where mothers brooded o'er their dead,
+ And soil the thrift of carnage yields;
+ Where cannon roared and bullets sung,
+ Till every hillock had a tongue.
+ O Nation being and to be,
+ That silent blood speaks loud to thee!
+ God grant, if e'er our guns again
+ Must tear the quivering flesh of men,
+ The leaden hail-storm may be pressed
+ Against some foul invader's breast--
+ Against some alien tribe and zone--
+ And not, as then, to kill our own!
+ May all the fruitful strifes of peace
+ The thrilling bonds of love increase;
+ May yonder orb, in his quick change
+ From mountain range to mountain range,
+ From valley to rich valley o'er,
+ From river shore to river shore,
+ From wave to wave--may yonder sun
+ One Nation count, and only one;
+ Until he dips his fiery crest
+ Into the ocean of the West!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Look up! The phantom clouds of gray--
+ Grim ghosts of storm--have passed away;
+ The veiling of the sky is done,
+ And downward shines the welcome sun.
+ He kindles grand and peaceful fires
+ Upon the city's domes and spires;
+ He sends his strong magnetic glow
+ Through yonder moving throngs below.
+ Thou art, O sky serene and clear,
+ A symbol of our country here!
+ What land in all this world of pain,
+ This earth, where millions toil in vain,
+ Where famine, pestilence, and strife
+ Play careless games with human life,
+ Where Superstition clouds the soul,
+ And heartless brains sad hearts control--
+ What country, framed in frost or flowers,
+ Can see so clear a sky as ours?
+ Peace throws her mantle, broad and free,
+ O'er all who peaceable will be;
+ Plenty her sheltering flag doth wave
+ O'er those who will but toil and save;
+ Enlightenment each day shall rise
+ For all who do not cloud their eyes;
+ While Liberty from every race
+ Has made this land a refuge-place.
+ Let our deep thanks forever fly
+ Far as the reaches of the sky!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Note-book._]
+
+NOVEMBER 5, 18--.
+
+ Went to Mount Vernon; and I wouldn't have lost
+ That trip, for fifteen hundred times its cost!
+ Those farm-lands sleeping in the autumn sun;
+ The house HE slept in when his work was done;
+ The trees he planted with his own brave hand,
+ That set out Freedom's trees all o'er the land:
+ The humble tomb he lies in, which--like me--
+ Pilgrims from all the world have come to see:
+ These look up in one's eyes and sadly smile,
+ And preach a funeral sermon all the while!
+ Even the river-boats upon their way
+ Toll bells, as if he'd died that very day!
+ And through it all this precept may be traced:
+ The noblest men are simplest in their taste.
+
+ I've read how grand, Napoleon's tomb is made,
+ And all the surface-honors to him paid;
+ But I don't think the people that come there
+ Bring any heartfelt sympathy to spare;
+ While every true-brained patriot, night and morn,
+ Thanks God for letting Washington be born!
+
+ While I was standing, hat off, at the tomb,
+ A youth approached, three-quarters made of bloom;
+ And with his hat perched on his close-sheared head,
+ And smoking a small white cigar, he said:
+ "Sirrh, would you kindly just enlighten me
+ As to where Gawge cut down the cherry-tree?"
+ Said I, "Young man, just please at once disgorge
+ The fool-idea of calling that man 'George;'
+ His body, mind, and soul were firmly set
+ Higher, no doubt, than you will ever get.
+ He isn't the man, though lying dead, 'tis true,
+ When friends are near, to be half-named by you.
+ Take off your hat, and bow; if you rebel,
+ I'll get a cherry switch and trounce you well."
+
+ He looked at me a moment in surprise,
+ And mutiny stood foremost in his eyes;
+ But I was quite indignant, and could feel
+ The blood of Bunker Hill all through me steal.
+ I said, "One minute more will be allowed;"
+ The fine young man took off his hat, and bowed.
+
+ Irreverence is the fashion, nowadays,
+ And shows itself in good and evil ways;
+ Its mission is legitimate and clear
+ In cases where there's nothing to revere;
+ But they who use it must be judgment-fixed,
+ And not get reverend and unreverend _mixed_.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Through these broad streets do I fly--
+ Furlongs and miles I defy,
+ Till the "magnificent distance"
+ Vanishes out of existence.
+ Let me with pencil prolong
+ Strains of the Bicycler's Song:
+
+
+[THE SILENT WHEEL.]
+
+ Good-morning, good Pedestrian--I'm glad to see you out;
+ The day is full of healthfulness, the birds are all about;
+ There is a quiet breeziness in all the pleasant air--
+ I hope this happy exercise will drive away your care.
+ For I am a pedestrian--
+ A very good pedestrian--
+ And all the glowing benefit of walking I can share;
+ Although I tread the atmosphere, and do not touch the ground,
+ I greet you as a brother, sir, wherever you are bound.
+ But my impatient lady-love in yonder town doth wait;
+ I wish you better company, and strike a swifter gait.
+
+ Good-morning, good Equestrian--a noble steed you ride;
+ I do not seem to frighten him, so here is by your side.
+ It is a feast of happiness to smoothly bound along,
+ With sturdy muscles under you, and footing swift and strong.
+ For I am an equestrian--
+ A very fair equestrian--
+ With bugle blast of melody and unassuming song;
+ And all the thrilling ecstacy of horsemanship I feel,
+ Although the nag I ride upon was bred of burnished steel.
+ But his impatience urges me to swifter gait than you,
+ And so I wish you pleasure, sir, and bid a kind adieu.
+
+ Good-morning, Mr. Racer, you've a trotter that is fine;
+ I never would disparage him, or say too much of mine;
+ Your horse is full of mettle, sir, and bravely draws his load;
+ It must be pure deliciousness to speed him on the road.
+ But I am quite a racing man--
+ A modest, humble racing man--
+ Though small is my solicitude upon the turf bestowed;
+ And if you have anxiety to try a little race,
+ I'll undertake, with courtesy, to give you second place;
+ But if the first you take from me, and it be fairly earned,
+ I'll hope that on some future day the tables may be turned.
+
+ Good-morning, Mr. Carriageer, you have an easy ride;
+ Those cushions are luxurious, and pleasantly you glide!
+ 'Tis very good and fortunate, if one be tired or ill,
+ To calmly call his carriage out, and travel as he will.
+ But I, sir, keep my carriage, too--
+ A very pleasant carriage, too--
+ Though it is not the easy one that _your_ desire would fill;
+ It carries me in comfort over many a pleasant mile,
+ And all my best acquaintances are suited with its style.
+ 'Tis with a blithe economy establishments are run,
+ With driver, footman, passenger, and horses--all in one!
+
+ Good-morning, fellow Wheelmen; here's a warm, fraternal hand,
+ As with a rush of victory we sweep across the land!
+ If some may be dissatisfied to view the way we ride,
+ We only wish their majesties could wander by our side!
+ For we are good philanthropists--
+ Unqualified philanthropists--
+ And would not have _our_ happiness to any one denied.
+ We claim a great utility that daily must increase;
+ We claim for inactivity a bright and grand release;
+ A constant mental, physical, and moral help we feel,
+ Which makes us turn enthusiasts, and bless the silent wheel!
+
+
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+NOVEMBER 20, 18--.
+
+ It's quite a show, and strikes me a good deal--
+ How many ride around here on a wheel;
+ The streets are graded very smooth and nice,
+ And make this town the wheelman's paradise.
+ A brother-farmer--neighbor, once, to me--
+ Who's down here, like myself, to hear and see,
+ Told me, last night, before we "doused the glim,"
+ How a young wheel-chap got the start of him.
+ 'Twould skip my memory, maybe, if I'd let it;
+ I'll put it down here so I sha'n't forget it.
+
+
+
+[FARMER AND WHEEL; OR, THE NEW LOCHINVAR.]
+
+I.
+
+ I was hoein' in my corn-field, on a spring day, just at noon,
+ An' a hearkin' in my stomach for the dinner-trumpet's tune,
+ An' reflectin', when my daughter should be married, 'twould be best
+ She should take Josiah Baker's son, who jines me on the west,
+ An' consolidate our acres into one immense abode,
+ When my hired man says, "By ginger, look a-yender down the road!"
+
+ "Well," I says, "my goodness gracious! things _is_ rather overgrown,
+ When a buggy-wheel gets loosened, an' goes runnin' 'round alone."
+ But my man he says, "By mustard!" (as the critter nearer came)
+ "Don't you see that there's a feller on a-straddle of the same?"
+ An' it _was_ as nice a shaver as you'd see 'most any day,
+ Who was travellin' through the country in that unexpected way.
+
+ He was rather young an' han'some, an' as smilin' as you please,
+ An' his pants they signed a contract with his stockin's at the knees;
+ An' he had a pair o' treadles some'at underneath his seat,
+ So's to run the queer contraption, by a-workin' of his feet;
+ An' the sun descended on it, in a manner warm an' bright;
+ 'Twas as sing'lar as a circus, an' an interestin' sight.
+
+ When, as fate was bound to have it, on that quite partic'lar morn,
+ There was somethin' was the matter with my folks's dinner-horn;
+ Ah! the hired girl, when she tried to, couldn't blow it very well,
+ For to call us in to dinner--so she sent my daughter Belle:
+ Who came up just at that minute--nice a girl as could be found:
+ An' this fellow looked her over, an' came smashin' to the ground.
+
+ Smash to bang he came a-floppin'--wheel an' stockin's, pants an' all;
+ An' I run to him, remarking "You have caught a dreadful fall."
+ An' my daughter hovered round him, tremblin' with her she alarms,
+ Lookin' just as if she would like to some'at take him in her arms;
+ But he glanced up, faintly smilin', an' he gaspin'ly replied,
+ "I am only hurt intern'lly" (which I s'pose he meant inside).
+
+ An' we packed him on the stone-boat, an' then drove him to the house
+ An' he lay there on the sofa, still an' quiet as a mouse;
+ An' he would not have a doctor; but he called my daughter Belle,
+ An' then laughed an' chatted with her, like a person gettin' well;
+ An' along late in the evenin', I suppose, he went away;
+ For he wasn't there next mornin', an' Belle hadn't a word to say.
+
+ An' he left two silver dollars in an easy-noticed spot,
+ For to pay us for his passage on the stone-boat, like as not;
+ An' 'twas quite enough equivalent for his transitory stay;
+ But whate'er he might have left us, still he carried more away;
+ For my daughter Belle grew absent, glanced at every sound she heard,
+ And Josiah Baker junior couldn't get a civil word.
+
+II.
+
+ I was workin' in my meadow, on a blazin' summer's day,
+ When my son-in-law by contract came a-runnin' 'cross the way,
+ An' remarked, "It's been the bargain--for how long I needn't tell--
+ That these two farms should be married--as should also me an' Belle;
+ An' how much the indications indicate that that'll be,
+ If you'll come down here a minute, you will have a chance to see."
+
+ [Illustration: "AND HE STOOD THERE, LIKE A COLONEL, WITH HER
+ TREMBLING ON HIS ARM."]
+
+ An' he led me 'cross the fallow, underneath some picnic trees,
+ Where my gal an' that wheel fellow sat as cosy as you please;
+ An' she'd put some flowers an' ribbons on the wheel, to make a show,
+ An' they'd been a-shakin' hands there, an' forgotten to let go;
+ An' she sort o' made a chair-back of the fellow's other arm,
+ With no 'parent recollection of Josiah Baker's farm.
+
+ Then we walked around front of 'em, an' I says, "Your very fine;
+ But this gal that you are courtin' is Josiah's gal an' mine;
+ You're a mighty breechy critter, an' are trespassin' all round;
+ Why, this very grove you sit in is Josiah's father's ground."
+ Then he rose up, stiff an' civil, an' helped Belle across the stile,
+ Also put the masheen over, with a queer but quiet smile;
+
+ An' he stood there, like a colonel, with her tremblin' on his arm,
+ An' remarked, "I beg your pardon, if I've done you any harm.
+ But so far as 'trespass' matters, I've relieved you of that load,
+ Since the place I now am standing is, I think, the public road.
+ And this very sweet young lady, you in one sense yours may call,
+ But she's mine, sir, in another--and Josiah's not at all.
+
+ "I'll escort this lady home, sir, leave my wheel here in your care,
+ And come back in fifteen minutes to arrange the whole affair.
+ And please do not touch the 'cycle'--'tis as yet without a flaw,
+ And I do not want a quarrel with my future father-in-law;
+ If this Mr. Baker junior follows up his glances, though,
+ With his fingers, I will thrash him till he thinks his cake is dough."
+
+ Then he left us both suspectin' that he'd rather got the start,
+ An' the acres of the daddies seemed increasin'ly apart;
+ An' we didn't wait to see him; but, with one impatient jerk,
+ We shook our heads in concert, an' went back unto our work;
+ An' I couldn't help reflectin'--"He is steady like, an' cool,
+ An' that wheel may be a folly, but it didn't bring a fool."
+
+III.
+
+ I was on my stoop a-restin', on a hazy autumn day,
+ Rather drowsy from a dinner that had just been stowed away,
+ And regrettin'--when old Baker's an' my homestead jined in one.
+ That he wasn't to furnish daughter, an' I wasn't to furnish son,
+ So's to have my name continued, 'stead of letting it go down,
+ When Josiah Baker junior came a drivin' home from town.
+
+ An' a little ways behind him came that wheel scamp, ridin' hard,
+ An' they both to once alighted, an' come walkin' through the yard;
+ When, as fate was bound to have it, also came my daughter Belle,
+ From a visit in some neighbor's, lookin' very sweet an' well;
+ An' they stood there all together--that 'ere strange, dissimilar three,
+ An' remained in one position--lookin' steady down at me.
+
+ Then Josiah spoke up loudly, in a kind o' sudden pet,
+ "If this gal an' I's to marry, it is time the day was set;
+ For that one-wheel feller's always 'round here courtin', on the fly,
+ An' they say she rides out with him, in the night-time, on the sly.
+ Father'll give us board an' victuals, you can give her land an' dower,
+ Wherefore, if she wants to have me, please to set the day an' hour."
+
+ Then the wheel scamp spoke up quiet, but as if the words he meant,
+ "_I_ would like to wed your daughter, an' have come for your consent.
+ She is very dear to me, sir, when we walk or when we ride,
+ And, I think, is not unwilling to become my cherished bride.
+ I can give her love and honor, and I ask of you no dower;
+ Wherefore, please bestow your blessing; _we_ have set the day and hour."
+
+ Then I might have told my daughter that _she_ now could have the floor,
+ An' remarked that on this question there should be just one speech more;
+ But I rendered my decision in a flame of righteous rage,
+ An' I shouted, "You'd no business for to court or to engage!
+ This 'ere gal has long been spoke for; an' you'll please to clamber on
+ Your old hind-wheel of a buggy, an' forevermore be gone!"
+
+ Then he picked up Belle quite sudden, an' made swiftly for the gate,
+ An' I formed a move to stop 'em, but was most perplexin' late;
+ He had fixed a small side-saddle on his everlastin' wheel,
+ So that she could ride behind him (clingin' 'round him a good deal);
+ An' straight down the Beebe turnpike, like a pair o' birds they flew
+ Towards a preacher's who had married almost every one he knew.
+
+ [Illustration: CHASING THE BICYCLE.]
+
+ "Stop 'em! head 'em! chase 'em! catch 'em!" I commanded, very vexed;
+ "They'll be hustlin' off our daughters on a streak o' lightnin', next!"
+ An' we took Josiah's wagon, an' his old gray spavined mare,
+ An' proceeded for to chase 'em, with no extra time to spare;
+ An' Josiah whipped an' shouted, it was such a dismal pinch,
+ An' kept just so far behind 'em, but we couldn't gain an inch!
+
+ Down the turnpike road we rattled; an' some fellows loudly cried,
+ "Go it, Baker, or you'll lose her! ten to one upon the bride!"
+ An' I fumed an' yelled an' whistled, an' commanded them to halt,
+ An' the fact we couldn't catch 'em wasn't Josiah Baker's fault;
+ But he murmured, "I am makin' father's mare into a wreck,
+ Just to see my gal a-huggin' round another feller's neck!"
+
+ An' they rushed into that preacher's, maybe twenty rods ahead,
+ An' before I reached the altar all their marriage-vows was said;
+ An' I smashed in wildly, just as they was lettin' go o' han's,
+ An' remarked, in tones of sternness, "I hereby forbid the banns!"
+ While Josiah Baker junior close behind me meekly came,
+ Sayin', "Were my father present, he would doubtless do the same!"
+
+ But they turned to me a-smilin', an' she hangin' on his arm,
+ An' he said, "I beg your pardon; let Josiah have the farm.
+ We've accomplished the sweet object for which we so long have striven,
+ And, as usual in such cases, are prepared to be forgiven."
+ An' the whole thing seemed so funny, when I thought of it a while,
+ That I looked 'em both all over, an' then blessed 'em with a smile.
+
+ Then Josiah Baker junior took his spavined mare for home,
+ An' 'twas difficult decidin' which indulged the most in foam;
+ An' he said, "I'll drive alone, sir, if the same you do not mind;
+ An' your son an' daughter Wheeler maybe'll take you up behind."
+ An' he yelled, while disappearing with a large smile on his mouth.
+ "I kin git a gal whose father jines my father on the south!"
+
+IV.
+
+ I was workin' in my wood-house on a snowy winter day,
+ An' reflectin' on a letter that had lately come our way,
+ How that Belle had every blessin' that a married gal could need,
+ An' had bought her two twin daughters a small-sized velocipede,
+ When the thought came stealin' through me, "Well, so far as I can see,
+ In the line of love an' lovin', what's to be is apt to be."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NOVEMBER 21, 18--.
+
+ Went into Congress for a little spell,
+ Where everything seemed going pretty well;
+ But all through boyhood's easy-moulding day
+ I'd heard so much of Webster and of Clay,
+ That, though they had been dead for many a year,
+ I thought at least by proxy they'd appear.
+ It was a disappointment, I declare:
+ Daniel or Henry--neither one was there!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NEW YORK, _January_ 1, 18--.
+
+ Got back from several cities; and it looks
+ As if the things we've seen would fill ten books!
+ Some time I'll write our wanderings to and fro;
+ It's a large job: I'll have to take it slow.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+[ONLY A BOX.]
+
+
+ Only a box, secure and strong,
+ Rough, and wooden, and six feet long,
+ Lying here in the drizzling rain,
+ Waiting to take the up-bound train.
+
+ [Illustration: "ONLY A BOX, SECURE AND STRONG,
+ ROUGH AND WOODEN, AND SIX FEET LONG."]
+
+ Only its owner, just inside,
+ Cold, and livid, and glassy-eyed;
+ Little to him if the train be late!
+ Nothing has he to do but wait.
+
+ Only an open grave, somewhere,
+ Heady to close when he gets there;
+ Turfs and grasses and flowerets sweet,
+ Ready to press him 'neath their feet.
+
+ Only a band of friends at home,
+ Waiting to see the traveller come;
+ Naught he will tell of distant lands;
+ He cannot even press their hands.
+
+ He has no stories weird and bright,
+ He has no gifts for a child's delight;
+ He did not come with anything;
+ He had not even himself to bring.
+
+ Yet they will softly him await,
+ And he will move about in state;
+ They will give him, when he appears,
+ Love, and pity, and tender tears.
+
+ Only a box, secure and strong,
+ Rough and wooden, and six feet long;
+ Angels guide that soulless breast
+ Into a long and peaceful rest!
+
+
+
+
+HOME.
+
+[_From Farmer Harrington's Calendar._]
+
+
+JULY 1, 18--.
+
+ Back to the old, old homestead!--isn't it queer!
+ But stranger things than that have happened here:
+ The old farm, after giving oil by stream,
+ (Until the world itself would almost seem
+ About to lose its progress smooth and true,
+ And creak upon its axis, first we knew),
+ Closed business in the twinkling of an eye,
+ And every blessed well we had went dry!
+ Then all the oil-springs that my neighbors had
+ The example followed--be it good or bad;
+ And the whole region round here, high and low,
+ So full of wealth a few short months ago--
+ And men, to get their circumstances oiled--
+ Is now poor farm-land, pretty nearly spoiled!
+ The little town a mile away from here,
+ Where we sold eggs and butter many a year,
+ (And feared the neighbors' hens might over-lay,
+ And glut the market some sad Saturday),
+ From a few grown-up folks, a small child-crop,
+ A church, post-office, store, and blacksmith shop,
+ This village grew to be, within a year,
+ A town of fifteen thousand people clear.
+ It had its banks, its street-cars, and its gas,
+ And other wonders cities bring to pass;
+
+ Its house-yards sold for twice as much, I know,
+ As my old farm was worth three years ago.
+ But the town did not grow on brain or soil,
+ But floated on a hidden sea of oil,
+ Which ebbed away, one evening, on the sly,
+ And left "the city" stranded high and dry.
+ And now the place is crumbling to the gaze--
+ A modern ruin in these modern days:
+ No banks, no street-cars, no hotels in town--
+ The mansions have been burned or taken down.
+ It shows how soon all greatness is unmade
+ When once it gets upon the down-hill grade!
+
+ So we've come back to take our former farm,
+ Fix it up somehow, coax back its old charm,
+ And live here--by the city noise unstirred--
+ To cogitate on what we've seen and heard
+ While living in a bustle and a brawl
+ That sometimes hardly let us think at all.
+ The old house was kept whole in every part
+ (I had that put in writing on the start),
+ And though the farm seems very much as though
+ An earthquake had lived here a year or so,
+ We mean to try and make it seem, some week,
+ More as it did before it sprung a leak.
+
+ First thing I said, when home began to fit,
+ And thus afford us time to breathe a bit:
+ "We've been out to the city, now, my dear,
+ Let's bring a small part of the city here.
+ I'm going, on this very day, to send
+ For several children such as need a friend,
+ And have them come out here and get some air,
+ With room to turn around, and some to spare."
+
+ I wrote some men and women in the city,
+ Who give poor children help, as well as pity,
+ "Send out as many as you can afford!
+ And every one shall have a month's clean board,
+ And carry back, from out our plenteous store,
+ Enough to keep himself a fortnight more."
+
+ The first night that we sat expecting them,
+ I did what some whole families would condemn--
+ I moulded up my feelings into rhyme,
+ In something less than fifteen minutes' time,
+ Then voiced it to whoever would come near;
+ I'll put the imposition right in here:
+
+ [Illustration: "AND CARRY BACK, FROM OUT OUR PLENTEOUS STORE, ENOUGH
+ TO KEEP HIMSELF A FORTNIGHT MORE."]
+
+
+
+[LET THE CLOTH BE WHITE.]
+
+
+ Go set the table, Mary, an' let the cloth be white!
+ The hungry city children are comin' here to-night;
+ The children from the city, with features pinched an' spare,
+ Are comin' here to get a breath of God's untainted air.
+
+ They come from out the dungeons where they with want were chained;
+ From places dark an' dismal, by tears of sorrow stained;
+ From where a thousand shadows are murdering all the light:
+ Set well the table, Mary dear, an' let the cloth be white!
+
+ [Illustration: "THE HUNGRY CITY CHILDREN ARE COMING HERE
+ TO-NIGHT."]
+
+ They ha' not seen the daisies made for the heart's behoof;
+ They never heard the rain-drops upon a cottage roof;
+ They do not know the kisses of zephyr an' of breeze;
+ They never rambled wild an' free beneath the forest trees.
+
+ The food that they ha' eaten was spoiled by others' greeds;
+ The very air their lungs breathed was full o' poison seeds;
+ The very air their souls breathed was full o' wrong an' spite:
+ Go set the table, Mary dear, an' let the cloth be white!
+
+ The fragrant water-lilies ha' never smiled at them;
+ They never picked a wild-flower from off its dewy stem;
+ They never saw a greensward that they could safely pass
+ Unless they heeded well the sign that says "Keep off the grass."
+
+ God bless the men and women of noble brain an' heart,
+ Who go down in the folk-swamps an' take the children's part--
+ Those hungry, cheery children that keep us in their debt,
+ An' never fail to give us more of pleasure than they get!
+
+ Set well the table, Mary; let naught be scant or small;
+ The little ones are coming; have plenty for 'em all.
+ There's nothing we should furnish except the very best
+ To those that Jesus looked upon an' called to him an' blessed.
+
+
+
+[_From Arthur Selwyn's Note-book._]
+
+ Oh, Home--restful home! theme of praise and of song!
+ Where the heart has its refuge, unfailing and strong;
+ Where the cares of the world sign a partial release,
+ And the soul can lie down to a sweet sleep of peace!
+ The mine whence we dig out affection's pure gold,
+ The fire where we warm our poor hearts when they're cold!
+ The grand, tender chorus, by love's fingers stirred,
+ Where all the sweet tones of the soul-life are heard!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ But he who in thy praises was sweetest and best--
+ Who wrote that great song full of soothing and rest--
+ "Through pleasures and palaces though we may roam,
+ Be it never so humble, there's no place like home"--
+ He who, in a moment unfettered by art,
+ Let that heavenly song fly from the nest of his heart,
+ He wandered the earth, all forgot and alone,
+ And ne'er till he died had a home of his own!
+ He wandered the earth at his own dreary will,
+ And carried his great heavy heart with him still;
+ He carried his great heavy heart o'er the road,
+ With no one to give him a lift with his load;
+ And wherever he went, with his lone, dreary tread,
+ He found that his sweet song had flown on ahead!
+ He heard its grand melodies' chimes o'er and o'er,
+ From great bands that played at the palace's door;
+ He heard its soft tones through the cottages creep,
+ From fond mothers singing their babies to sleep;
+ But he wandered the earth, all forgot and alone,
+ And ne'er till in Heaven had a home of his own!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Of course--be it said to the poor fellow's shame--
+ There was no one on earth but himself he could blame.
+ God meant, when he made this world cheerful and bright,
+ Then looked it all over and said 'twas all right,
+ Then stole Adam's rib while he lay fast asleep,
+ And when he awoke gave it to him to keep--
+ He meant that this world, as he gazed on it there,
+ Should blossom with homes, rich and radiant and fair;
+ That his chain of love-gold, flung from Heaven's glittering dome,
+ Should be forged into links, and each link be a home!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Illustration: "HE HEARD ITS SOFT TONES THROUGH THE COTTAGES CREEP,
+ FROM FOND MOTHERS SINGING THEIR BABIES TO SLEEP."]
+
+ This Adam and Eve more advantages carried,
+ Than any _young_ couple that ever was married.
+ They'd a nice, cozy home, unencumbered and free,
+ Save a slight reservation on one little tree;
+ They toiled not and sweat not in tilling their lands:
+ Their orchards were trimmed by invisible hands;
+ They were bothered by no tailors' bills over-due;
+ Their dress-makers' bills were quite moderate, too;
+ No tax-ghost each year their scared domicile haunted,
+ To find out how much more they owned than they wanted;
+ In sooth this young pair more advantages carried
+ Than any _young_ couple that ever was married!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ And if, when Eve spied that large serpent one day,
+ She had acted the usual feminine way,
+ And piercingly screamed, and run, reckless and blind,
+ As if Satan were only two minutes behind,
+ Then Adam, man-like, had soothed sweetly her fright,
+ Saying, "What do you fear? 'tisn't poison; 'twon't bite;"
+ Then, catching a club, he had towered up above it,
+ And promptly had pounded the devil out of it,
+ 'Twould have saved some hot tears, some hard toil, some disgrace,
+ And been a great thing for the whole human race.
+ But they treated him kindly, and gave him his say,
+ And 'twas not very long ere himself was to pay.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Since then this same Satan, whatever befalls,
+ Is noted for making his family calls;
+ Some families--shame on the impudent wretch!--
+ He stays with at times for a week at a stretch;
+ And some it would seem as if, pleased with the fare,
+ He had taken his permanent residence there!
+ But when to his dear friends these visits he makes,
+ He doesn't always come in the persons of snakes.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ So the Science of Home is the chiefest of all:
+ To ward off these dangers that ever befall;
+ To beat back these devils of discord and sin,
+ That always are striving to steal their way in;
+ To use all the means God hath placed in our sight,
+ To keep our homes innocent, happy, and bright;
+ For a home that rejoices in love's saving leaven,
+ Comes deliciously nigh to the splendors of Heaven!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Still through the city I wander;
+ Still do I study and ponder;
+ But with no loneliness round me;
+ Severed--the black cords that bound me!
+ No more my spirit is weary;
+ I have a home, bright and cheery;
+ Full of love's sweet, saving leaven:
+ Home is the daughter of Heaven.
+
+
+
+
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