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+Project Gutenberg's Dr. Hardhack's Prescription, by Katharine McDowell Rice
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+Title: Dr. Hardhack's Prescription
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+_Dr. Hardhack's Prescription_
+
+_A Play for Children
+in Four Acts ..._
+
+BY
+
+_K. McDOWELL RICE_
+
+
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+ KATHARINE McDOWELL RICE,
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+ WORTHINGTON, MASS.
+
+
+_BY KATHARINE MCDOWELL RICE, WORTHINGTON, MASS._
+
+DR. HARDHACK'S PRESCRIPTION
+
+A PLAY FOR CHILDREN IN FOUR SHORT ACTS
+
+A Dramatization of the story, "Little Pussy Willow," by Harriet Beecher
+Stowe
+
+ GRANDMA PROUDIE
+ MAMMA PROUDIE
+ EMILY PROUDIE
+ AUNT FLIGHTY
+ AUNT HIGHTY-TIGHTY
+ PUSSY WILLOW
+ MARY, the maid
+ DR. HARDHACK
+
+PERMISSION TO ACT MUST BE OBTAINED OF THE AUTHOR
+
+
+ "A delightful little play, 'Dr. Hardhack's Prescription,' was given
+ by the Junior Endeavor Society at Lyceum Hall, Worthington, Tuesday
+ afternoon and evening. The audience was composed largely of
+ children at the matinee, who were highly entertained, but no more
+ so than the grown-ups in the evening. Dr. Hardhack was played by a
+ lad of ten, who did an excellent piece of work. The other parts
+ were all finely acted by children not much older. The play was
+ directed by the author and made an entertainment long to be
+ remembered and one too that netted a nice little sum for the
+ Juniors' work."--_Hampshire Gazette._
+
+ "One of the most charming little plays for children I ever have
+ seen."--_Mrs. G. J. Thomas, Chattanooga, Tenn._
+
+ "We used 'Dr. Hardhack's Prescription' for the Nature Study number
+ in our annual program. It was given by the youngest pupils and was
+ a delight to our audience. The play is complete in itself and
+ perfectly charming, nevertheless I ventured to add an epilog.
+ Knowing the story of 'Little Pussy Willow,' I adapted the gifts of
+ the fairies ending with: 'Good night, dearie.' We wish to thank the
+ author for all her helpful suggestions and for such a sweet
+ play."--_Caroline Reed Thompson, Head of Department of Expression,
+ Arizona School of Music, Phenix, Ariz._
+
+ "A dear little play and we greatly enjoyed working it up. Our
+ audience was very enthusiastic and we are being urged to
+ repeat."--_Miss A. H. Young, Wilton, N. H._
+
+ "We gave 'Dr. Hardhack's Prescription' as a Thanksgiving
+ entertainment by our younger pupils, and everyone was charmed with
+ it."--_Emma Willard School, Troy, N. Y._
+
+=Price 25 cents=
+
+
+ALL ENDORSEMENTS UNSOLICITED ALL USED BY PERMISSION
+
+
+
+
+DR. HARDHACK'S PRESCRIPTION
+
+
+A Play for Children
+
+IN FOUR ACTS
+
+
+BY
+K. McDOWELL RICE
+
+Author of "Mrs. Tubbs's Telegram," "Good King Wenceslas,"
+"Mrs. Bagg's Bargain Day," etc., etc.
+
+
+PUBLISHED BY
+K. McDOWELL RICE
+Worthington, Mass.
+
+
+Copyright 1908
+by
+K. McDowell Rice
+ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
+
+
+Price 25 cents
+Order of K. McDowell Rice
+Worthington, Mass.
+
+Printed by Gazette Printing Co.
+Northampton, Mass.
+
+
+
+
+In bringing out the play, DR. HARDHACK'S PRESCRIPTION, the author wishes
+to acknowledge the kindness of Houghton, Mifflin Company of Boston,
+which allows her to publish it. This Company holds the copyright of
+"Little Pussy Willow" by Harriet Beecher Stowe, on which the play is
+founded. The author of the play has taken much of the conversation
+verbatim from the book, as will be seen by reference to "Little Pussy
+Willow," which charming story it is hoped may become better known to the
+public of to-day through this dramatization. The publishers Houghton,
+Mifflin Co., will send the book to any address by mail post-paid for
+$1.25.
+
+
+
+
+DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+ GRANDMA PROUDIE.
+ MAMMA PROUDIE.
+ EMILY PROUDIE.
+ AUNT FLIGHTY.
+ AUNT HIGHTY-TIGHTY.
+ PUSSY WILLOW.
+ MARY, the maid.
+ DR. HARDHACK.
+
+
+This is a Royalty Play and terms must be made with the author for its
+use.
+
+Permission to act or make any use of this play must be obtained of K.
+McDowell Rice, Worthington, Massachusetts.
+
+
+
+
+DR. HARDHACK'S PRESCRIPTION.
+
+
+_DR. HARDHACK makes a professional visit to the _Proudie_ mansion, New
+York City. In the sitting-room are gathered GRANDMA PROUDIE (L), MAMMA
+PROUDIE (C), AUNT FLIGHTY (R)._
+
+MAMMA PROUDIE. I greatly fear our dear Emily will never be restored to
+health.
+
+AUNT FLIGHTY. Oh, don't say that. I've known people to look terribly
+white and a great deal thinner than Emily, and not die of it.
+
+GRANDMA PROUDIE. [_To MAMMA P._] I thought you were going to send for
+Dr. Hardhack.
+
+MAMMA P. I have sent for him. [_Sighs, rises and comes forward, taking
+chair_] [_R_] But what can he do? Someway it doesn't seem as if he could
+help. He's such a small man.
+
+GRANDMA P. Size doesn't matter if one has brains. It's brains that
+count, my dear. Napoleon was small, but he will live forever. And look
+at Alexander Pope. [_Waves hand_]
+
+AUNT F. [_Runs to window_] What! Where is he? Whom did you say to look
+at?
+
+GRANDMA P. [_Witheringly_] Alexander Pope, who has been dead one hundred
+and fifty years.
+
+AUNT F. [_Simpering_] Oh, I thought you said to look at somebody going
+by.
+
+GRANDMA P. I said "Look at Alexander Pope," by which I meant "Consider
+Alexander Pope"--a small man, not ever growing to be much larger than a
+child. But what a poet! Brains, my dear, brains. In my day it was brains
+that decided a person's value. Sometimes I think they have gone out of
+fashion.
+
+MAMMA P. But they will come in again, mother. All the old fashions come
+round in about so many years, they say.
+
+GRANDMA P. [_Who has returned to her knitting_] Perhaps the time has
+come then for brains, for every one speaks so highly of Dr. Hardhack.
+
+_Enter MAID_
+
+MARY. Dr. Hardhack, madam.
+
+MAMMA P. You may bring him in, Mary. [_Maid turns to go, but finds DR.
+HARDHACK at her heels_]
+
+MAMMA and GRANDMA P. [_Gasp_] Oh, Dr. Hardhack!
+
+AUNT F. Oh, oh! We did not know you really had come!
+
+DR. HARDHACK. Good morning, ladies. Couldn't stop to be formally
+announced. [_Puts his hat absently in AUNT F's sewing-basket. Basket
+falls and all the things go tumbling out. DR. H. does not notice_]
+
+AUNT F. [_Simpers_] Oh, oh! [_MAID comes forward and assists AUNT F. in
+picking up things_]
+
+DR. H. [_Looks about circle_] Which is my patient, please?
+
+MAMMA P. It is my daughter Emily. I will send for her. [_To MAID_] Mary,
+will you ask Miss Emily to come? [_Exit MAID_] Oh, Dr. Hardhack, before
+she comes I must say a word to you. [_DR. H. takes chair_] We would be
+willing to found a water-cure, to hire a doctor on purpose, to try
+homeopathy or hydropathy or allopathy or any other pathy that ever was
+heard of if our dear elegant Emily could only be restored. It is her
+sensitive nature that wears upon her. She was never made for this world.
+She has an exquisiteness of perception that makes her feel even the
+creases in a rose leaf.
+
+DR. H. Stuff and folderol, my dear madam! [_ALL start. AUNT F. gasps and
+simpers_]
+
+MAMMA P. You are the nineteenth physician that has been called in to
+dear Emily.
+
+DR. H. Well, I hope that I may cut out number twenty! [_Enter EMILY very
+pale and listless_] Oh, here comes the young lady herself. [_Bows to
+EMILY, which greeting E. very languidly returns_] Humph! Let me look at
+her. [_Puts up his glasses and looks through them_] [_E. stands
+supporting herself by table as though very weak_] Humph! A fashionable
+potato sprout! Grown in a cellar! Not a drop of red blood in her veins!
+
+GRANDMA P. [_Aside to MAMMA P._] What odd ways he has, to be sure. But
+then they say that's the way he talks to everybody.
+
+DR. H. My dear madam, you have tried to make a girl out of sugar and
+almond paste, and now you are distressed that she has not red blood in
+her veins and that her lungs gasp and flutter as she goes up-stairs.
+Turn her out to grass, my dear madam, turn her out to grass!
+
+AUNT F. [_With hands over ears_] Oh, oh!
+
+DR. H. Yes, I mean what I say. Send her to old Mother Nature to nurse.
+
+MAMMA P. [_Exultantly_] I have said all along, Doctor, that I thought we
+ought to have a trained nurse for Emily.
+
+DR. H. Trained fiddlesticks! [_ALL start_] Send her somewhere to a good
+honest farmhouse in the hills, and let her run barefoot in the morning
+dew, drink new milk from the cow--
+
+MAMMA P. [_Interrupts_] Oh, Doctor, not new milk! Not unsterilized milk!
+[_AUNT F. holds up hands in horror_]
+
+DR. H. I mean what I say, madam. Let her drink new milk from the cow,
+romp in a good wide barn, learn to hunt hens' eggs, a few things like
+this, and I warrant me you'll see another pair of cheeks in a year. Take
+off all whalebones and strings around her lungs. Give her a chance,
+madam, give her a chance!
+
+MAMMA P. But what medicine shall she take, Doctor?
+
+DR. H. [_Roars his disapproval_] Medicine? No medicine. Medicine won't
+do her any good. You may make an apothecary's shop of her stomach--
+
+AUNT F. Oh, oh!
+
+DR. H. [_Turns toward AUNT F._] Yes, _stomach_,--make an apothecary's
+shop of her stomach, and matters will be only the worse. Why, there
+isn't enough iron in her blood to make a needle. [_Points to needle in
+AUNT F'S hand_]
+
+AUNT F. [_Simpers_] Oh, oh!
+
+MAMMA P. Iron in her blood! I never heard the like!
+
+DR. H. Yes, iron, red particles, globules or whatever you please to call
+them. Her blood is all water and lymph, and that is the reason that her
+cheeks and lips look so like a cambric handkerchief, why she pants and
+puffs if she goes up-stairs. [_Motions to E. to come forward, puts head
+to examine heart_] Her heart is all right if there were only blood to
+work it in, but it sucks and wheezes like a dry pump for want of vital
+fluid. [_Emphatically_] She must have more blood, madam, and Nature must
+make it for her.
+
+GRANDMA P. We were thinking of going to Newport, Doctor.
+
+DR. H. [_Derisively_] Yes, to Newport! To a ball every night and a
+flurry of dressing and flirtation every morning! No such thing! Send her
+to an unfashionable old farmhouse where there was never a more exciting
+party than a quilting frolic heard of. Let her learn the difference
+between huckleberries and blackberries, learn where checkerberries grow
+thickest and dig up sweet flag root with her own hands as country
+children do. It would do her good to plant a few hills of potatoes--
+
+AUNT F. _Our_ Emily! Potatoes! Oh, dreadful, dreadful!
+
+DR. H. Yes, potatoes. Plant a few hills of potatoes and hoe them herself
+as I once heard of a royal princess doing, because [_With emphasis_]
+_queens_ can afford to be sensible in the bringing up of _their_
+daughters!
+
+MAMMA P. What you say is all very new, Dr. Hardhack. Indeed, we had
+never thought of such a thing as sending Emily into the _real_ country.
+But I will talk it over with Mr. Proudie, and see what he thinks of it.
+
+DR. H. Well, ladies, I must be going. Good-morning to you all. [_Takes
+up hat and medicine case and makes exit in haste_]
+
+MAMMA P. What strange ways he has!
+
+AUNT F. But then you know he's all the fashion.
+
+MAMMA P. People talk of his being small. I never once thought of it.
+
+GRANDMA P. Brains, my dear, brains, or in other words;--good common
+sense.
+
+
+CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+
+ACT II.
+
+_DR. HARDHACK ready to give his last directions. MAMMA PROUDIE, AUNT
+FLIGHTY, AUNT HIGHTY-TIGHTY, EMILY and DR. HARDHACK are all seated; E.
+reclining languidly in easy chair._
+
+
+MAMMA P. Well, Doctor, we have decided to let Emily go and stay in the
+country as you have directed. I have arranged everything and found a
+pleasant place for her with a companion of her own age who is called
+Pussy Willow.
+
+DR. H. H'm. Pussy Willow. Well, that begins to sound right. Wouldn't
+have found any girl named Pussy Willow at Newport, I'll warrant you.
+
+AUNT HIGHTY-TIGHTY. Do, pray, dear Dr. Hardhack, tell us just how she
+must be dressed for that cold mountain region.
+
+AUNT F. It makes me shiver to think of it.
+
+AUNT H.-T. Must she have high-necked, long-sleeved flannels?
+
+AUNT F. I will go right down and buy her half-a-dozen at once. [_Starts
+to go, but is waved back by DR. H., and resumes seat_]
+
+DR. H. Not so fast. Let's see about this young lady. [_Endeavors to
+introduce his forefinger under the belt of E'S dress. Belt snaps. DR. H.
+draws out his finger with a jerk_] I thought so. I supposed that there
+wasn't much breathing allowed behind there.
+
+MAMMA P. Oh, I do assure you, Doctor, Emily never dresses tightly.
+
+EMILY. No, indeed! I despise tight lacing. I never wear my clothes any
+more than just comfortable.
+
+DR. H. Never saw a woman that did! The courage and constancy of the
+female sex in bearing inconveniences is so great, however, that that
+will be no test at all. Give me that thing. [_Motions for E.'S belt_]
+[_E. hands him same_] You wouldn't catch a man saying he felt
+comfortable under such circumstances. [_Holds up the tiny circle_] But
+only persuade a girl that she looks stylish and pretty with her waist
+drawn in, and you may lace her up till the very life leaves her, and
+with her dying breath she will tell you she is nothing more than
+"comfortable". So, my young lady, you don't catch me in that way! You
+must leave off belts and tight waists of all sorts for six months at
+least, and wear only loose sacques so that your lungs may have some
+chance to play and fill with the vital air that I am going to send you
+to breathe up in the hills.
+
+E. But, Doctor, I don't believe I could hold myself up. [_Droops as
+without any strength_] When I sit up in a loose dress I feel so weak I
+hardly know what to do. I need the support of something stiff around me.
+
+DR. H. That is because all those nice, strong muscles around your waist
+[_Slapping his sides and holding himself very erect with his hands on
+his ribs_] which Nature gave you to hold you up, have been bound down
+and bandaged and flattened [_Emphasizes the words by each time striking
+his right fist in palm of left hand_] until they have no strength in
+them.
+
+E. Do you suppose, Doctor, if I should dress as you tell me for six
+months, that I would get my health again?
+
+DR. H. It would go a long way towards it. You fashionable girls are not
+good for much, to be sure, but if a doctor gets a chance to save one of
+you in the way of business, he can't help wishing to do it. So I just
+give you your choice.
+
+E. Of course I would like to be well, and in the country up there nobody
+will see me, so it's no matter how I look.
+
+MAMMA P. [_Comes forward and puts arm about E._] To be sure it's no
+matter. [_Kisses her_] Only get your health, my dear, and then we'll
+see.
+
+
+CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+
+ACT III.
+
+_MAMMA PROUDIE, fearing EMILY is exerting herself too much up in the
+country, calls in DR. HARDHACK to have him send her some word of
+caution. In room are GRANDMA P. [Knitting] MAMMA P., AUNT FLIGHTY and
+DR. H._
+
+
+MAMMA P. I wish you would caution Emily, Doctor. I'm sure she's
+over-exerting herself, for she has sent home seven pats of butter of her
+own churning!
+
+DR. H. Never fear, my dear madam. It's only that there is more iron
+getting into her blood, that's all. Let her alone, or tell her to do it
+more yet!
+
+MAMMA P. But, Doctor, may not the thing be carried too far?
+
+DR. H. For gentility, you mean? Don't you remember Marie Antoinette made
+butter and King Louis was a miller at Marly?
+
+AUNT F. But just read the Doctor from Emily's last letter.
+
+MAMMA P. Yes, just hear what she has written, Doctor. [_Finds letter and
+reads_] "You have no idea how different life looks to me now that I live
+a little for somebody besides myself. Why have I been so foolish as to
+suppose I was happy in living such a lazy, useless life as I have
+lived?" [_Looks at DR. H. as she folds letter and shakes head_]
+
+DR. H. Iron in her blood, my dear madam, iron in her blood! [_Pounds
+table_] She'll come home a strong, bouncing girl.
+
+AUNT F. Oh, shocking!
+
+DR. H. [_Turns to AUNT F._] Yes, _bouncing_! Why shouldn't she bounce? I
+shall give you back a live niece in the fall instead of a half dead one,
+and you [_Turns to MAMMA P._] a live daughter, madam, and I expect you
+will all scream and stop your ears and run under beds because you never
+saw a live girl before.
+
+MAMMA P. But, Doctor, I can't see as we shall ever get her home again. I
+keep writing and writing, and still she says she isn't ready. There is
+always something ahead.
+
+DR. H. Let her alone, madam, let her alone. Give Nature a good chance.
+You will all undo all the good she's getting as soon as you get her
+home. I insist upon it [_Pounds table_] that she shall keep away from
+you all as long as she likes.
+
+_Exit DR. HARDHACK._
+
+MAMMA P. [_To GRANDMA P._] Did you ever see such a queer old dear as Dr.
+Hardhack? He does say the oddest things! Isn't he _so_ original?
+
+GRANDMA P. I haven't heard such good sense talked by any doctor in a
+long time.
+
+AUNT F. And then you know, he's all the fashion now.
+
+
+CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+
+ACT IV.
+
+_Six months later than when EMILY went away. She has returned home,
+bringing her friend, PUSSY WILLOW. In the room are gathered GRANDMA P.,
+MAMMA P., the two aunts, also EMILY and PUSSY and DR. HARDHACK._
+
+
+MAMMA P. Well, now, Dr. Hardhack, doesn't our Emily look beautiful?
+
+AUNT F. So healthy!
+
+AUNT H.-T. Such a splendid color!
+
+DR. H. Pretty fair, pretty fair. A good summer's work, that. [_Looks at
+E. much pleased_]
+
+AUNT F. And now, Doctor, we want you to tell us just what she may do,
+just how much.
+
+AUNT H.-T. Of course you know now she's got into a city, she can't dress
+exactly as she did up in the country.
+
+DR. H. I see, I see.
+
+AUNT F. There isn't a thing of all her clothes she can wear. Having been
+all summer in those loose sacques, she's sort o' _spread out_. [_Motions
+with her hands_]
+
+DR. H. Well, my advice is that you begin gradually screwing her up. Get
+something with plenty of whalebones ready and a good tough lacer. But
+don't begin too hard, just tighten a little every day, and by and by she
+will get back to where her clothes will fit her exactly.
+
+AUNT F. [_Clapping her hands_] That's just what I said we would have to
+do.
+
+MAMMA P. But, Doctor, won't that injure her health?
+
+DR. H. Of course it will, but I fancy she will stand it for one winter.
+It won't quite kill her, and that is all we doctors want.
+
+EMILY. [_Comes forward_] Well, I have something to say on this point. I
+wouldn't lose my health again for anything that can be named.
+
+DR. H. Oh, pooh, pooh! [_Waves his hand incredulously at E._] When
+patients are first up from a sickness, how prudent they mean to be!
+
+AUNT H.-T. But seriously, Doctor, you must tell us how much it will be
+well to have Emily do.
+
+AUNT F. One doesn't want to give up the world entirely, and yet one
+doesn't want to lose one's health.
+
+DR. H. I appreciate the case fully. [_Walks up and down considering_]
+Let her begin with the opera twice a week and one dance kept up till
+daylight. In a week she will feel stronger than ever she did and declare
+nothing hurts her, then she can take two dances, then three, and so on.
+
+EMILY. But, Doctor, I'm not going to dances at all. I know now what life
+is, and what health is worth, and I'm not going to waste it in that way.
+
+DR. H. Oh, it's all very well to talk! I knew a rich girl once right in
+this city of New York who _would_ go round visiting the poor and sitting
+up with sick people, and there was no end to the remarks made about her.
+No, you mustn't breathe bad air, nor over-exert yourself unless you do
+so from a purely selfish motive. Then, it's all right and proper. [_To
+PUSSY_] Oh, you needn't sit over there, looking mischievous, miss! What
+do you know of life? You will soon learn to be ashamed of your rosy
+cheeks, and think it's pretty to have bad health. I'll bet a copper
+[_Slaps his knee_] that by spring, if we manage right, we can send you
+back as white and withered as Miss Emily was.
+
+E. Now, Dr. Hardhack, you dreadful man! You must stop this talk. I
+brought Pussy down here on purpose to help me live better than I have
+lived. It's so interesting now in New York that Pussy is here with me. I
+never knew what wonderful things there were here. Pussy taught me to
+know the birds this summer at her home, and now we have been this
+morning to see a most wonderful collection at the museum.
+
+MAMMA P. [_Anxiously_] Is it wise, Doctor, for them to go and look at
+those stuffed birds? To be sure the birds are under glass, but I'm so
+afraid they will breathe poison.
+
+DR. H. Not nearly as much as they would breathe if they went to a
+crowded theatre, madam.
+
+E. It makes me shudder to think of all the hours I've spent at the
+theatre. As I think of it now, the rooms were so hot and overcrowded I
+wonder I ever lived through it. Since I've been away, I have learned to
+love everything that is connected with out-door life. Pussy has taught
+me. So now we have arranged that Pussy shall spend the winter with me.
+She is to take singing and music lessons and have all the advantages of
+the city, and I shall go to her for the summer. Of course, we shall take
+a peep or two at New York sights, but we are not going into the gay
+world, Doctor, really, we're not!
+
+DR. H. Ta, ta, ta! Don't tell me. [_Shakes finger warningly_] I shall
+hear of you yet. You'll see!
+
+_Exit DR. H._
+
+PUSSY. What a droll man he is! But I think he's just as nice as he can
+be. I hope he will come again while I'm here. I like to hear him talk.
+
+AUNT F. It's his way to always run on in this strange style about
+everything.
+
+AUNT H.-T. For my part, I never half know what he means.
+
+E. It is plain what he means. You must do exactly contrary to what he
+tells you, as I shall. So, Auntie, don't trouble yourself to alter my
+things unless it be to let them out, for I'm going to keep all the
+breathing room I've got whether I have what's called "a pretty waist" or
+not. I'd rather have color in my cheeks and a cheerful heart than the
+smallest waist that was ever squeezed together.
+
+AUNT H.-T. Such a pity, one couldn't have both.
+
+AUNT F. Your cousin Jane was in here last week with her new Bismarck
+silk, and it fits her so beautifully! Somebody said she looked as if
+she'd been melted and poured into it. There wasn't a crease or wrinkle.
+It did look lovely!
+
+E. Well, Auntie dear, I must try some other way of looking lovely. May
+be, if I'm cheerful and happy and always in good spirits and have a
+fresh, bright face as Pussy always has, [_Puts her arm affectionately
+about P._] it may make up for my not looking as if I had been melted and
+poured into my clothes.
+
+GRANDMA P. [_Delightedly as she comes forward and joins others who are
+now all standing_] This is just the way I thought things would turn out
+if we followed Dr. Hardhack's Prescription.
+
+
+CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+
+_BY KATHARINE MCDOWELL RICE, WORTHINGTON, MASS._
+
+CHARLEY'S COUNTRY COUSIN
+
+A COMEDY IN FOUR ACTS
+
+ MRS. CHARLES COURTNEY CARLETON
+ MISS MARGARET MOFFAT
+ BRIDGET
+ MR. CHARLES COURTNEY CARLETON
+
+Time--The present. Place--Home of Mr. and Mrs. Carleton.
+
+Cast may be enlarged by having the "At Home" take place on the stage.
+This gives opportunity for individual talent in musical and other lines.
+
+PERMISSION TO ACT MUST BE OBTAINED OF THE AUTHOR
+
+
+ "One of the most interesting occurrences of the season at
+ Worthington, Mass., was the initial presentation last week of
+ 'Charley's Country Cousin,' the author's latest comedy. The play
+ was enthusiastically received. There were some charming scenes
+ between 'Charley' and his 'Country Cousin,' especially that over
+ the telephone, and some very natural and spicy dialogue between Mr.
+ and Mrs. Carleton over the arrangements for an afternoon 'At Home.'
+ Bridget's various surprises and deductions kept the audience
+ constantly laughing whenever she appeared."--_Hampshire Gazette._
+
+ "'Charley's Country Cousin' was a great success here and we did not
+ consider it at all hard to give. We had two persons for Topsy and
+ counterpart and each did a monologue in the place where she was
+ supposed to be rehearsing. Topsy also did a colored song very well.
+ All who heard the play said it was the best we had had of the short
+ ones and remarkably well suited to any entertainment given under
+ the auspices of the church."--_Miss Elisabeth G. Day, Colchester,
+ Conn._
+
+ "The Geneva Club of the Y. W. C. A. gave 'Charley's Country Cousin'
+ with great success. The play proved very entertaining indeed, and
+ the Club was most pleased with the result."--_Miss Daisy D. Brown,
+ Detroit, Mich._
+
+ "We gave the play 'Charley's Country Cousin' as a D. A. R.
+ entertainment. Many thought it one of the best that had ever been
+ given in the town."--_Miss Clara Davis, Framingham, Mass._
+
+ "It is with genuine pleasure and satisfaction that I enclose the
+ royalty and report our great success with 'Charley's Country
+ Cousin,' given at our High School Midwinter Reunion. It was most
+ enthusiastically received. I was increasingly impressed with its
+ dignity and charm, sparkling humor and cleverly wrought out
+ situations. Nothing but the highest praise was accorded it."--_Anna
+ L. Smith, Bellevue, Ohio._
+
+=Recommended by Drama League of America, Chicago, in two of its annual
+bulletins. By Ladies' Home Journal in articles entitled, "Entertainments
+for Teachers," and "Best Plays for Amateurs."=
+
+Price 25 cents
+
+
+ALL ENDORSEMENTS UNSOLICITED ALL USED BY PERMISSION
+
+
+
+
+CHARLEY'S COUNTRY COUSIN
+
+A COMEDY IN FOUR ACTS
+
+
+Dramatis Personae
+
+ MRS. CHARLES COURTNEY CARLETON
+ MISS MARGARET MOFFAT
+ BRIDGET
+ MR. CHARLES COURTNEY CARLETON
+
+Time--The present. Place--Home of Mr. and Mrs. Carleton.
+
+
+ "One of the most interesting occurrences of the season at
+ Worthington, Mass., was the initial presentation last week of
+ 'Charley's Country Cousin,' the author's latest comedy. The play
+ was enthusiastically received. There were some charming scenes
+ between 'Charley' and his 'Country Cousin,' especially that over
+ the telephone, and some very natural and spicy dialogue between Mr.
+ and Mrs. Carleton over the arrangements for an afternoon 'At Home.'
+ Bridget's various deductions and surprises kept the audience
+ constantly laughing whenever she appeared."--_Hampshire Gazette._
+
+ "Miss Rice has in the comedy, 'Charley's Country Cousin,' added
+ another to her list of delightful plays. The author is not only
+ very well known in this city socially, but also as a writer of
+ clever and original comedies, her 'Mrs. Bagg's Bargain Day,' which
+ was presented several times last season, meeting with the greatest
+ favor. This latest play met a most appreciative audience at every
+ production. There were enthusiastic calls for the author both
+ evenings."--_Albany Argus._
+
+ "'Charley's Country Cousin' was a great success here and we did not
+ consider it at all hard to give. We had two persons for Topsy and
+ counterpart and each did a monologue in the place where she was
+ supposed to be rehearsing. Topsy also did a colored song very well.
+ All who heard the play said it was the best we had had of the short
+ ones and remarkably well suited to any entertainment given under
+ the auspices of the church."--_Miss Elisabeth G. Day, Colchester,
+ Conn._
+
+ "In view of other amateur plays which I have seen, there is not
+ anything that so perfectly meets the need as your plays. In the
+ matter of adaptibility to amateur talent, in action, in humor (at
+ once emphatic and fresh and clean) and in simple natural literary
+ style your writings cannot be excelled."--_Rev. W. H. Garth, St.
+ Michael's Rectory, Naugatuck, Conn._
+
+Price 25 cents.
+
+
+
+
+GOOD KING WENCESLAS
+
+A CHRISTMAS PLAY FOR CHILDREN IN TWO ACTS
+
+
+This play was written to meet a request of church workers for a
+Christmas entertainment of dramatic character to be given within one
+hour and with no change of scene. The author, therefore, has arranged
+Act I to be read aloud to an audience with no acting, which reading
+shall be followed by the rise of curtain and the presentation of the two
+scenes of Act II. The dramatic parts for the play, as thus arranged, are
+those only that are found in Act II, and are given below. All may be
+readily taken by children.
+
+ DAME GOODY (Hedwig)
+ GRETCHEN
+ VIOLET }
+ ALFRED } Children of Mrs. Collingwood
+ BERNICE }
+ KENNETH }
+
+ PAULINE }
+ LOUISE }
+ ESTHER }
+ OLIVE }
+ DOROTHY } Friends of the Collingwood children
+ LAURENCE }
+ RALPH }
+ DAVID }
+
+Other children may be added, if desired, or the above number lessened.
+(See notes.)
+
+
+ "We had a most successful Christmas entertainment. The applause was
+ so loud we feared the children would forget to finish their
+ parts."--_Miss Alice F. Danforth, Springfield, Mass._
+
+ "A great success for a Christmas entertainment, there is so much
+ life and color in it, so much song and emotion. It is well and
+ carefully done with both the proportion of moderation and the charm
+ of deep sentiment."--_David S. Muzzey, Ph.D., Yonkers, N. Y._
+
+ "It is difficult to find words to express my admiration for the
+ play 'Good King Wenceslas.' I believe it will be far-reaching in
+ its influence."--_Miss N. H. Cottrell, Albany, N. Y._
+
+ "It is splendid."--_Rev. Wm. H. Garth, St. Michael's Rectory,
+ Naugatuck, Conn._
+
+Price 25 cents.
+
+
+GOOD KING WENCESLAS
+
+(See foregoing page.)
+
+
+This play may be given more elaborately by the representing on the stage
+of Act I. This arrangement will call for the addition of the following
+characters:
+
+ HELEN ARMSTRONG, a girl of 15, afterward Mrs. Collingwood
+ FOUR SCHOOL GIRLS
+ EDWIN, a footman
+ MAN, a thief
+ WOMAN, a thief
+ BOY
+ TRAIN ANNOUNCER
+ GATEMAN, who inspects tickets
+
+Other R. R. officials, passengers, etc., etc.
+
+Scene laid at New York R. R. Station
+
+
+ "Simple and picturesque, bright and pathetic in turn."--_Rt. Rev.
+ Alexander H. Vinton, D. D., Bishop, Springfield, Mass._
+
+ "It breathes the Christmas spirit and has a true dramatic interest
+ that holds one to the end."--_Miss Eleanor Meneely, Albany, N. Y._
+
+ "I have greatly enjoyed 'Good King Wenceslas.' The introduction of
+ the carols is a beautiful feature of the play. Your work along
+ these lines is a work that has long been needed."--_Rev. Fredk. J.
+ Sawers, Christ Church Cathedral, Montreal, Canada._
+
+ "The play is splendid and the first act is great. I hope we can
+ give 'Good King Wenceslas,' for your plays are so 'playable,' it is
+ a joy to work over them."--_Miss Marion H. Sterns, Instructor in
+ Elocution and Physical Culture, Staten Island Academy, Staten
+ Island, N. Y._
+
+Price 25 cents.
+
+
+
+
+MRS. TUBBS'S TELEGRAM
+
+A COMEDY IN ONE ACT
+
+
+Dramatis Personae
+
+ MRS. TUBBS
+ ROWENA }
+ AMELIA }
+ TOMMY } Children of Mrs. Tubbs
+ TEDDY }
+ and }
+ OTHER LITTLE TUBBS }
+ MRS. RAVEN }
+ MRS. DONNELL } Neighbors of Mrs. Tubbs
+ MISS SIMPKINS }
+ and others }
+ As few or many neighbors as desired
+ TELEGRAPH MESSENGER
+
+Place--Kitchen of Mrs. Tubbs at Cinder Corner. If given as an out-door
+play, action takes place on Mrs. Tubbs's back piazza.
+
+Time in representation 45 minutes to 1 hour.
+
+Given by all ages with equal success as following endorsements will
+show. The parts of "Teddy" and "Tommy" may be taken by girls dressed as
+boys or names may be changed to those of girls.
+
+
+ "A little comedy designed to supply a real demand--that of a
+ wholesome, amusing play to be used in school or home
+ theatricals."--_The Outlook._
+
+ "We heartily commend the capital little play, 'Mrs. Tubbs's
+ Telegram,' as a very natural and amusing comedietta, which is quite
+ within the acting capacities of every-day boys and
+ girls."--_Editorial Notes St. Nicholas._
+
+ "Our club presented your very clever little play, 'Mrs. Tubbs's
+ Telegram,' last evening before an audience of 400 persons who were
+ most enthusiastic."--_Mrs. Richard Farmer Wood, Concord, Mass._
+
+ "The best chapter play ever given at Vassar to my knowledge."--_An
+ Instructor for many years at the college. Quoted by Mabel H.
+ Baldwin, Vassar College, Poughkeepsie, N. Y._
+
+ "The play was just what we wanted and proved the greatest kind of a
+ success."--_Charlotte W. Passmore, Morris House, Smith College,
+ Northampton, Mass._
+
+ "The little chapel was filled and 'Mrs. Tubbs' was greatly enjoyed.
+ It was a genuine satisfaction to give such a pure, clean little
+ play with life and fun from beginning to end."--_Miss Georgiana
+ Clinton, South Norwalk, Conn._
+
+ "Everyone spoke of it as a very bright little play and just the
+ thing for a church. We got along nicely without a curtain."--_Mrs.
+ F. S. Field, Shattuckville, Mass._
+
+ "We gave the comedy to a very large audience in the town hall, who
+ received it with the wildest enthusiasm."--_Principal High School,
+ Windsor, Conn._
+
+ "Given five times for five different charities by Y. W. C. A. of
+ Poughkeepsie, N. Y. Our last audience was larger and if possible
+ even more enthusiastic than our first."--_Miss Emma Mott, General
+ Secretary Y. W. C. A._
+
+ "A crowded house and everyone highly entertained. It is just the
+ thing for home entertainments where children are to take
+ part."--_Miss Lillian Fischer, Fulton, Missouri._
+
+ "Just the right sort of play for boys and girls to give."--_Mrs. F.
+ W. Davis, Cumberland, Maine._
+
+Price, 25 cents.
+
+
+
+
+MRS. BAGG'S BARGAIN DAY
+
+A COMEDY IN TWO ACTS
+
+
+Dramatis Personae
+
+ MRS. BAGG
+ MADELAINE BAGG
+ BENNY BAGG
+ YOUNGER BAGGS
+ MRS. TAGG
+ MRS. RAGG
+ MRS. FAGG
+ MRS. LAGG
+ MRS. PETTIT
+ MRS. SHORT
+ MRS. GRAND
+ MR. BAGG
+ MR. TALKHARD
+
+Cash boys, clerks, shoppers, maid, workmen, etc., etc.
+
+Act. I.--Interior of a department store.
+
+Act II.--Mrs. Bagg's home.
+
+Time in representation 1 to 1-1/2 hours, as preferred.
+
+
+ "The charming little comedy 'Mrs. Bagg's Bargain Day,' was given
+ most successfully last night before the Fortnightly Club of this
+ place, and all were in hearty appreciation of its delightful merit.
+ The play was in the hands of gifted amateurs, so the humor and
+ pertinence of the text were in no way impaired."--_Eleanor Havens
+ Grant, Jamestown, N. Y._
+
+ "Given by Unity Dramatic Club, Springfield, Mass. The chapel was
+ packed full of people and so many turned away that the performance
+ will be again presented. A remarkably bright little
+ play."--_Springfield Republican._
+
+ Given by Alumnae of Albany Academy for Girls, benefit of Endowment
+ Fund, $250 realized. Later repeated by same amateurs for various
+ charities, seven performances in all being given. "A tremendous
+ success from start to finish. Large and enthusiastic audiences at
+ every representation."--_Albany Argus._
+
+ "I am delighted with 'Mrs. Bagg's Bargain Day' and know it will
+ meet with success wherever presented."--_Miss Adele Ripont,
+ Instructor in Elocution and Physical Culture, Central High School,
+ Buffalo, N. Y._
+
+ "'Mrs. Bagg's Bargain Day' was by far the greatest hit of anything
+ ever tried here. We found the parts very easy to take."--_Miss
+ Edith Irwin, President Y. W. C. A., Iberia Academy, Iberia,
+ Missouri._
+
+ "The young people are carried away with 'Mrs. Bagg's Bargain Day,'
+ and want to commence work right away."--_Miss Lois B. Warner,
+ Salisbury, Conn._
+
+ "Given by the young people of St. Paul's Church, Poughkeepsie, N.
+ Y. Not a dull line in it."--_Rev. Francis Whitcome, Rector._
+
+ "We presented 'Mrs. Bagg's Bargain Day' last Friday night at the
+ schoolhouse to a very appreciative audience. We were so well
+ pleased that we shall probably want to give another of your plays
+ in the autumn."--_Harry McCulloch, Class President, Freeport High
+ School, Freeport, Ill._
+
+ "The play succeeded excellently. We received considerable applause
+ and what we most wanted, lots of laughter."--_Kennebunk Festival
+ Chorus, Kennebunk, Maine._
+
+Price 25 cents.
+
+
+
+
+GOOD AS GOLD
+
+(Second Edition with Notes)
+
+A COMEDY IN FOUR ACTS
+
+The title, "Their Rich Relative," may be substituted if preferred.
+
+
+Dramatis Personae
+
+ MRS. ROGERS
+ MARIE }
+ HESTER }
+ DOROTHY } daughters of Mrs. Rogers
+ THEODORA }
+ MRS. LAURA VOSE sister of Mrs. Rogers
+ MISS LUCINDA PHELPS distant cousin of Mrs. Rogers
+ ROSA the maid
+ JANET }
+ ISABEL } little school girls
+ BAGGAGE-MAN
+ MUSICIANS
+
+As many male characters as desired may be introduced in Act II as
+travelers, newsboys, ticket agent, boot black, etc., etc. (See notes).
+
+Play may be given by female characters only if preferred. A stewardess
+may be substituted for the baggage-man or baggage-man eliminated. (See
+notes).
+
+Time--The present. Place--New England village.
+
+Time in representation, longer form 2 hours; shorter form 1-1/2 hours.
+
+Given with equal success by girls' schools and women's clubs.
+
+
+ "Original and clever with interest sustained to the very
+ end."--_Rt. Rev. Wm. Croswell Doane, D. D., LL. D., Bishop, Albany,
+ N. Y._
+
+ "The best play I have yet seen for girls."--_Miss Tebbetts,
+ Principal of St. Margaret's School, San Mateo, California._
+
+ "Every one pronounced it one of the prettiest plays ever
+ seen."--_Miss Josephine M. Taft, Greenville, N. H._
+
+ "Thank you for a play which is so bright and charming and so full
+ of good wholesome fun."--_Miss Susan E. Borthwick, Portsmouth, N.
+ H._
+
+ "Enclosed find our program of 'Gentlemen's Night,' which passed off
+ very pleasantly. All evidently appreciated the comical situations
+ in 'Good as Gold,' and the ladies certainly made the most of them.
+ The gentlemen seemed greatly to enjoy the play, and we were all
+ agreed that it was a bright, clean comedy, very suitable for
+ occasions like ours."--_Amherst Woman's Club, Amherst, Mass._
+
+ "We presented the play, 'Good as Gold,' at our summer residence
+ before an audience of a hundred and fifty people. The tickets were
+ sold at seventy-five cents apiece and the proceeds given to a local
+ charity. The parts were taken by ten girls from twelve to fourteen
+ years of age and they did themselves, as well as those who had
+ instructed them, great credit. Many pronounced it the best piece of
+ amateur acting they ever had seen. The play, itself, was highly
+ commended by all as being extremely refined, free from all foolish
+ ideas, bright and interesting from beginning to end."--_Mrs. Eugene
+ N. Foss, Cohasset, Mass._
+
+Price 25 cents.
+
+
+
+
+A SUCCESSFUL STRATAGEM
+
+A COMEDY IN ONE ACT
+
+
+Dramatis Personae
+
+ COLONEL WENTWORTH Retired army officer
+ COLONEL ASHMORE In active service
+ CAROLINE WENTWORTH An only daughter, aged 18
+ NORA A maid
+
+Time 1 hour
+
+
+ "A charming, brilliant little comedy."--_Charles Eliot Norton._
+
+ "Bright and entertaining, compact and manageable, lending itself to
+ the conditions of almost any home in our land."--_Mrs. L. F.
+ Selfridge, Foot's Cray, Kent, London, England._
+
+ "If you happen to need a little play that may be easily acted by
+ amateurs in a home evening, send to K. McDowell Rice, Worthington,
+ Mass., and procure her list of original plays. They are clever and
+ droll, and the stage properties and setting come within the means
+ of a little company of high school girls, or of a charitable
+ association or guild. They have not one objectionable feature and
+ have many good ones."--_Mrs. Margaret E. Sangster, in Sunshine
+ Bulletin._
+
+ "I have seen your booklet containing the comedy, 'A Successful
+ Stratagem,' which I find wonderfully clever, and as I am thinking
+ of giving a little dramatic entertainment in my home for the
+ Woman's Club, I think this play will be most entertaining."--_Mrs.
+ Myron Dickson, Martinsville, Indiana._
+
+ "The choicest comedy in your collection."--_Miss Isadelle C. Couch,
+ Instructor of Vocal Training, Mt. Holyoke College, Mass._
+
+ "Any Sunshiner seeking a clean, bright play for college, school or
+ home theatricals, will not do better than to try 'Good as Gold' and
+ 'A Successful Stratagem.'"--_Mary D. Beattie in Sunshine Bulletin._
+
+ "I need always some bit of humor in my programs, and it is
+ difficult to find pure light humor that is not plebeian. Your plays
+ are most excellent in this very particular, that they are entirely
+ above coarseness."--_Miss M. M. Davis, Instructor in Expression and
+ Oratory, Hillsdale College, Hillsdale, Michigan._
+
+ "Your plays are most attractive. The best thing of the kind I have
+ seen. You have my permission, most heartily granted, to use my
+ endorsement, as it is such a pleasure to find plays that are fresh,
+ interesting and 'playable,' after looking over quantities of the
+ silly, inane trash that is published to-day."--_E. B. Merrill,
+ Walla Walla, Washington._
+
+ "I regard your comedies as admirably adapted to school and church
+ entertainments and hope to use another at some future date."--_Rev.
+ C. F. Porter, Corinth, N. Y._
+
+ "I am delighted with 'A Successful Stratagem,' and with all your
+ plays."--_Mrs. Salome Cutler Fairchild, Vice-Director Library
+ School, Albany, N. Y._
+
+ "A Successful Stratagem" has been given by Smith College students
+ at Morris House and Belmont House, Northampton, Mass.; also by the
+ pupils of Miss Liggett's Home and Day School, Detroit, Mich., and
+ by many others.
+
+Price 25 cents.
+
+
+
+
+UNCLE JOE'S JEWEL
+
+A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
+
+COMEDY GIVEN AT WORTHINGTON.
+
+Initial Performance of Miss Rice's "Uncle Joe's Jewel" a Success.
+
+
+The initial performance of a three-act comedy at Worthington, "Uncle
+Joe's Jewel," the latest play of Miss Katharine McDowell Rice, took
+place Friday. The parts were all excellently taken as follows:
+
+ Molly Armstrong Mrs. O. B. Ireland
+ Grace Horton The author
+ Nora, the janitor's daughter Miss Rachel Ely
+ Mr. Winthrop ("Uncle Joe") W. G. Rice, Jr.
+ Jack Wetherbee Raymond Buck
+ Karl Pfeffer Donald Stevens
+ Postman Raymond Laird
+
+ Stage Manager--Miss Susan Rice.
+
+The audience was a most appreciative one, the play being received with
+constant laughter and applause. Among those from out of town who came
+especially for the play were Mr. and Mrs. Goddard of New York, Mrs. and
+Miss Gardner and Mr. Henry Carter of Albany, Mr. and Mrs. Mellor of
+Philadelphia, Mrs. William Bryant of Montclair, N. J., Mrs. Lyman James
+of Williamsburg, Mrs. Harry Williams and Mrs. H. R. Hinckley of
+Northampton, Mrs. and Miss Merritt and Mr. Merritt of Brooklyn, Mrs.
+Gillette of Hudson, Prof. Wellington of Amherst, and Dr. and Mrs. Gibbs
+of Huntington. Word was received from Senator and Mrs. Crane that they
+had hoped to be present, but were unavoidably detained. There were also
+large parties from Middlefield, South Worthington, Littleville and
+Chesterfield. Between Acts I and II some charming novelties from Paris
+were sold by Mrs. W. G. Rice for benefit of new scenery and curtains,
+about $25 being realized. Between Acts II and III Mrs. Rice delighted
+the audience with some French songs, accompanied by Miss Julia Rogers of
+Springfield. After the play the audience went largely out of doors to
+enjoy the charming afternoon. Here Miss Rice received many
+congratulations on the success of the play; $35 was received at the
+door, to which was added $17 from friends present, making a total of $52
+for the library.
+
+The play was repeated in the evening for the benefit of the woman's
+benevolent society and parish work; $36 was taken at the door, to which
+was added the money received from sale of candy and refreshments, making
+a total of about $60 for this benefit.--_Springfield Republican._
+
+
+
+
+_BY KATHARINE MCDOWELL RICE, WORTHINGTON, MASS._
+
+UNCLE JOE'S JEWEL
+
+A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
+
+
+ MOLLY ARMSTRONG
+ GRACE HORTON
+ NORA, the janitor's daughter
+ MR. WINTHROP ("Uncle Joe")
+ JACK WETHERBEE
+ KARL PFEFFER
+ POSTMAN
+
+Place: Apartment of Misses Horton and Armstrong
+
+PERMISSION TO ACT MUST BE OBTAINED OF THE AUTHOR
+
+
+ "I am delighted to express my appreciation of 'Uncle Joe's Jewel,'
+ given by our Woman's Guild of St. Peter's Church. It is a very
+ bright, clever little comedy."--_Mrs. H. A. Field, Springfield,
+ Mass._
+
+ "We and our audience greatly enjoyed your charming 'Uncle Joe's
+ Jewel.' Every one was most enthusiastic. I think you will be
+ interested to know that I never had so little trouble in drilling
+ girls for a play, which was to me psychological evidence that it
+ was so true to girl nature that they did it all naturally and
+ spontaneously. Our play was such a success that at request we
+ repeated it before the Mothers' Club of Christ Church, who were
+ highly entertained, appreciating all the points to the full. Give
+ us more plays as clever and wholesome as 'Uncle Joe's
+ Jewel.'"--_Clara L. Bostwick, Miss Porter's School, "The Elms,"
+ Springfield, Mass._
+
+ "We gave 'Uncle Joe's Jewel' as a church entertainment and believe
+ you would have been proud of your work. Every word you write is to
+ the point and the actors brought it all out so well."--_M. K.
+ Royal, Plymouth, Mass._
+
+ "We have chosen 'Uncle Joe's Jewel' as our Freshman Play."--_All
+ Around Club, Jackson College._
+
+ "We gave 'Uncle Joe's Jewel' as our Class Play, and had such
+ success that we believe it will inaugurate the giving of a play
+ each year as a part of Senior Prom."--_New Bedford, Mass., High
+ School._
+
+Price 25 cents
+
+
+ALL ENDORSEMENTS UNSOLICITED ALL USED BY PERMISSION
+
+
+
+
+DR. HARDHACK'S PRESCRIPTION
+
+A PLAY FOR CHILDREN
+IN
+FOUR SHORT ACTS
+
+
+DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+ GRANDMA PROUDIE
+ MAMMA PROUDIE
+ EMILY PROUDIE
+ AUNT FLIGHTY
+ AUNT HIGHTY-TIGHTY
+ PUSSY WILLOW
+ MARY, the maid
+ DR. HARDHACK
+
+Price 25 cents.
+
+
+
+
+GOLFER GOOP'S GAUNTLET
+
+FOR CHILDREN
+
+Entertainment to be given with
+PUNCH AND JUDY PUPPETS
+
+MANUSCRIPT LOANED
+
+
+AN ENTERTAINMENT OF
+
+NEW WAX WORKS
+
+With Up-to-Date Figures and Original Speeches
+
+A modern adaptation of the old and well-known Mrs. Jarley's Wax Works
+
+MANUSCRIPT LOANED
+
+
+
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