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+<h1>MIRROR<br />
+<span class="wee">OF</span><br />
+THE MONTHS.</h1>
+
+<p class="center sm pad-tb">Delectando pariterque monendo.</p>
+
+<p class="center">LONDON:</p>
+<p class="center sm">PRINTED FOR GEO. B. WHITTAKER,<br />
+<span class="sm">AVE-MARIA-LANE.</span></p>
+
+<p class="center">1826.</p>
+
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" summary="Table of Contents">
+<tr><td></td><td align="right">Page</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#PREFACE">PREFACE.</a></td><td align="right">v</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#JANUARY">JANUARY.</a></td><td align="right">1</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#FEBRUARY">FEBRUARY.</a></td><td align="right">23</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#MARCH">MARCH.</a></td><td align="right">43</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#APRIL">APRIL.</a></td><td align="right">57</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#MAY">MAY.</a></td><td align="right">87</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#JUNE">JUNE.</a></td><td align="right">111</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#JULY">JULY.</a></td><td align="right">145</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#AUGUST">AUGUST.</a></td><td align="right">169</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#SEPTEMBER">SEPTEMBER.</a></td><td align="right">197</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#OCTOBER">OCTOBER.</a></td><td align="right">215</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#NOVEMBER">NOVEMBER.</a></td><td align="right">237</td></tr>
+<tr><td><a href="#DECEMBER">DECEMBER.</a></td><td align="right">257</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_v" id="Page_v">{v}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="PREFACE" id="PREFACE"></a>PREFACE.</h2>
+
+<p>As the first few pages of this little
+volume will sufficiently explain its purport,
+the reader would not have been troubled
+with any prefatory remarks, but that, since
+its commencement, two existing works have
+been pointed out to me, the plans of which
+are, in one respect, similar to mine: I allude
+to the Natural History of the Year,
+by the late Dr. Aikin and his Son; and
+The Months, by Mr. Leigh Hunt.</p>
+
+<p>I will not affect any obligations to these
+agreeable little works, (I mean as a writer);
+because I feel none; and I mention them
+here, only to add, that if, on perusing them,
+either, or both united, had seemed to su<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vi" id="Page_vi">{vi}</a></span>persede
+what I proposed to myself in mine,
+I should immediately have abandoned my
+intention of writing it. But the above-named
+works, in the first place, relate to
+country matters exclusively. In the next
+place, the first of them details those matters
+in the form of a dry calendar, professedly
+made up from other calendars
+which previously existed, and <i>not</i> from
+actual observation; and the second merely
+throws gleams of its writer’s agreeable genius
+over such of those matters as are most
+susceptible of that treatment: while both
+occupy no little portion of their space by
+quotations, sufficiently appropriate no doubt,
+but from poets whose works are in everybody’s
+hands.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">The Mirror of the Months</span>, therefore,
+does not interfere with the abovenamed
+works, nor do they with it. It is in substance,
+though certainly not in form, a
+Calendar of the various events and ap<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vii" id="Page_vii">{vii}</a></span>pearances
+connected with a Country and a
+London life, during each successive Month
+of the Year. And it endeavours to impress
+upon the memory such of its information
+as seems best worth retaining, by either
+placing it in a <i>picturesque</i> point of view,
+or by connecting it with some association,
+often purely accidental, and not seldom
+extravagant perhaps, but not the less likely
+to answer its end, if it succeed in changing
+mere dry information into amusement.</p>
+
+<p>I may perhaps be allowed to add, in
+extenuation of the errors and deficiencies
+of this little volume, that it has been
+written entirely from the personal observations
+of one who uses no note-book but
+that which Nature writes for him in the
+tablets of his memory; and that when
+printed books have been turned to at all, it
+has only been with a view to solve any doubt
+that he might feel, as to the exact period
+of any particular event or appearance.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_viii" id="Page_viii">{viii}</a></span>
+It is also proper to mention, that the four
+first Months have appeared in a periodical
+work. In fact, it was the favourable reception
+they met with there which induced
+the careful re-writing of them, and the appearance
+of the whole under their present
+form.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">{1}</a></span></p>
+
+<p id="begin">MIRROR OF THE MONTHS.</p>
+
+<h2><a name="JANUARY" id="JANUARY"></a>JANUARY.</h2>
+
+<p>Those “Cynthias of a minute,” the Months,
+fleet past us so swiftly, that though we never
+mistake them while they are present with us,
+yet the moment any one of them is gone by, we
+begin to blend the recollection of its features
+with those of the one which preceded it, or that
+which has taken its place, and thus confuse them
+together till we know not “which is which.”
+And then, to mend the matter, when the whole
+of them have danced their graceful round, hand
+in hand, before us, not being able to think of
+either separately, we unite them all together in
+our imagination, and call them the Past Year;
+as we gather flowers into a bunch, and call them
+a bouquet.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">{2}</a></span>
+Now this should not be. Each one of the
+sweet sisterhood has features sufficiently marked
+and distinct to entitle her to a place and a name;
+and if we mistake these features, and attribute
+those of any one to any other, it is because we
+look at them with a cold and uninterested, and
+therefore an inobservant regard. The lover of
+Julie could trace fifty minute particulars which
+were wanting in the portrait of his mistress;
+though to any one else it would have appeared a
+likeness: for, to common observers, “a likeness”
+means merely a something which is not so absolutely
+<i>un</i>like but what it is capable of calling
+up the idea of the original, to those who are intimately
+acquainted with it.</p>
+
+<p>Now, I have been for a long while past accustomed
+to feel towards the common portraits
+of the Months, of which so many are extant,
+what St. Preux did towards that of his mistress:
+all I could ever discover in them was the particulars
+in which they were <i>not</i> like. Still I had
+never ventured to ask the favour of either of
+them to sit to me for her picture; having seen
+that it was the very nature of them to be for
+ever changing, and that, therefore, to attempt<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span>
+to <i>fix</i> them, would be to trace the outline of a
+sound, or give the colour of a perfume.</p>
+
+<p>At length, however, my unwearied attendance
+on them, in their yearly passage past me, and
+the assiduous court that I have always paid to
+each and all of their charms, has met with its
+reward: for there is this especial difference between
+them and all other mistresses whatever,
+that, so far from being jealous of each other,
+their sole ground of complaint against their
+lovers is, that they do not pay equal devotion to
+each in her turn; the blooming <span class="smcap">May</span> and the
+blushing <span class="smcap">June</span> disdain the vows of those votaries
+who have not previously wept at the feet
+of the weeping <span class="smcap">April</span>, or sighed in unison with
+the sad breath of <span class="smcap">March</span>. And it is the same
+with all the rest. They present a sweet emblem
+of the <i>ideal</i> of a happy and united human family;
+to each member of which the best proof
+you can offer that you are worthy of <i>her</i> love, is,
+that you have gained that of her sisters; and to
+whom the best evidence you can give of being
+able to love either worthily, is, that you love all.
+This, I say, has been the kind of court that I
+have paid to the Months&mdash;loving each in all,
+and all in each. And my reward (in addition to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">{4}</a></span>
+that of the love itself&mdash;which is a “virtue,” and
+therefore “its own reward”) has been that each
+has condescended to watch over and instruct me,
+while I wrote down the particulars of her brief
+but immortal life&mdash;immortal, because ever renewed,
+and bearing the seeds of its renewal
+within itself.</p>
+
+<p>These instructions, however, were accompanied
+by certain conditions, without complying with
+which I am not permitted to make the results
+available to any one but myself. For my own
+private satisfaction I have liberty to personify
+the objects of my admiration under any form I
+please; but if I speak of them to others, they
+insist on being treated merely as portions or
+periods of their beautiful parent the <span class="smcap">Year</span>, as
+<i>she</i> is a portion of <span class="smcap">Time</span>, the great parent of all
+things; and that the facts and events I may
+have to refer to, shall not be essentially connected
+with <i>them</i>, but merely be considered as taking
+place during the period of their sojourn on the
+earth respectively.</p>
+
+<p>I confess that this condition seems to savour a
+little of the fastidious, not to say the affected.
+And, what is still more certain, it cuts me off from
+a most fertile source of the poetical and the pic<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">{5}</a></span>turesque.
+I will frankly add, however, that I
+am not without my suspicions that this latter
+may have been the very reason why this condition
+was imposed upon me; for I am by no means
+certain that, if I had been left to myself, I
+should not have substituted cold abstractions
+and unintelligible fictions (or what would have
+seemed such to others), in the place of that
+simple <i>information</i> which it is my chief object to
+convey.</p>
+
+<p>Laying aside, then, if I can, all ornamental
+figures of speech, I shall proceed to place before
+the reader, in plain prose, the principal events
+which happen, in the two worlds of Nature and
+of Art, during the life and reign of each month;
+beginning with the nominal beginning of the
+dynasty, and continuing to present, on the birthday
+of each member of it, a record of the beauties
+which she brings in her train, and the good deeds
+which she either inspires or performs.</p>
+
+<p>Hail! then, hail to thee, <span class="smcap">January</span>!&mdash;all hail!
+cold and wintry as thou art, if it be but in virtue
+of thy first day. <span class="smcap">The day</span>, as the French call
+it, par excellence; “Le jour de l’an.” Come
+about me, all ye little schoolboys, that have
+escaped from the unnatural thraldom of your<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">{6}</a></span>
+taskwork&mdash;come crowding about me, with your
+untamed hearts shouting in your unmodulated
+voices, and your happy spirits dancing an untaught
+measure in your eyes! Come, and help
+me to speak the praises of New Year’s Day!&mdash;<i>your</i>
+day&mdash;one of the three which have, of late,
+become yours almost exclusively, and which have
+bettered you, and been bettered themselves, by
+the change. Christmas-day, which <i>was</i>; New-year’s-day,
+which <i>is</i>; and Twelfth-day, which
+<i>is to be</i>; let us compel them all three into our
+presence&mdash;with a whisk of our imaginative wand
+convert them into one, as the conjurer does his
+three glittering balls&mdash;and then enjoy them all together,&mdash;with
+their dressings, and coachings, and
+visitings, and greetings, and gifts, and “many
+happy returns”&mdash;with their plum-puddings, and
+mince-pies, and twelfth cakes, and neguses&mdash;with
+their forfeits, and fortune-tellings, and blind-man’s-buffs,
+and snap-dragons, and sittings up to
+supper&mdash;with their pantomimes, and panoramas,
+and new penknives, and pastrycooks’ shops&mdash;in
+short, with their endless round of ever new
+nothings, the absence of a relish for which is
+but ill supplied, in after life, by that feverish
+hungering and thirsting after excitement, which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">{7}</a></span>
+usurp without filling its place. Oh! that I
+might enjoy those nothings once again in fact, as
+I can in fancy! But I fear the wish is worse
+than an idle one; for it not only may not be,
+but it ought not to be. “We cannot have our
+cake and eat it too,” as the vulgar somewhat
+vulgarly, but not the less shrewdly, express it.
+And this is as it should be; for if we could,
+it would neither be worth the eating nor the
+having.</p>
+
+<p>If the reader complains that this is not the
+sober style which I just now promised to maintain,
+I cannot help it. Besides, it was my subject
+that spoke then, not myself; and it spoke to
+those who are too happy to be wise, and to whom,
+therefore, if it were to speak wisely, it might as
+well not speak at all. Let them alone for awhile,
+and they will grow too wise to be happy; and
+then they may be disposed and at leisure to
+listen to reason.</p>
+
+<p>In sober sadness, then, if the reader so wills
+it, and after the approved manner of modern
+moral discourses, the subject before us may be
+regarded under three distinct points of view;
+namely, January in London&mdash;January in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">{8}</a></span>
+country&mdash;and January in general. And first, of
+the first.</p>
+
+<p>Now&mdash;but before I proceed further, let me
+bespeak the reader’s indulgence at least, if not
+his favour, towards this everlasting monosyllable,
+“Now,” to which my betters have, from time to
+time, been so much indebted, and on which I
+shall be compelled to place so much dependence
+in this my present undertaking. It is the pass
+word, the “open sesame,” that must remove
+from before me all lets and impediments; it is
+the charm that will alternately put to silence my
+imagination when it may be disposed to infringe
+on the office of my memory, and awaken my
+memory when it is inclined to sleep; in fact, it
+is a monosyllable of infinite avail, and for which,
+on this as on many other occasions, no substitute
+can be found in our own or any other language;
+and if I approve, above all other proverbs, that
+which says, “There’s nothing like the time
+present,” it is partly because “the time present”
+is but a periphrasis for <span class="smcap">Now</span>!</p>
+
+<p>Now, then, the cloudy canopy of sea-coal
+smoke that hangs over London, and crowns her
+queen of capitals, floats thick and threefold; for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">{9}</a></span>
+fires and feastings are rife, and every body is
+either “out” or “at home,” every night.</p>
+
+<p>Now schoolboys don’t know what to do with
+themselves till dinner-time; for the good old
+days of frost and snow, and fairs on the Thames,
+and furred gloves, and skaiting on the canals,
+and sliding on the kennels, are gone by; and for
+any thing in the shape of winter one might as
+well live in Italy at once!</p>
+
+<p>Now, on the evening of Twelfth-day, mischievous
+maid-servants pin elderly people together
+at the windows of pastry-cooks’ shops,
+thinking them “weeds that have no business
+there.”</p>
+
+<p>Now, if a frosty day or two does happen to
+pay us a flying visit, on its way home to the
+North Pole, how the little boys make slides on
+the pathways, for lack of ponds, and, it may
+be, trip up an occasional housekeeper just as he
+steps out of his own door; who forthwith vows
+vengeance, in the shape of ashes, on all the slides
+in his neighbourhood; not, doubtless, out of
+vexation at his own mishap, and revenge against
+the petty perpetrators of it, but purely to avert
+the like from others!</p>
+
+<p>Now, Bond Street begins to be conscious of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">{10}</a></span>
+carriages; two or three people are occasionally
+seen wandering through the Western Bazaar;
+and the Soho Ditto is so thronged, that Mr.
+Trotter begins to think of issuing another decree
+against the inroads of single gentlemen.</p>
+
+<p>Now, linen drapers begin to “sell off” their
+stock at “fifty per cent. under prime cost,” and
+continue so doing all the rest of the year; every
+article of which will be found, on inspection, to
+be of “the last new pattern,” and to have been
+“only had in that morning!”</p>
+
+<p>Now, oranges are eaten in the dress-circle of
+the great theatres, and inquiries are propounded
+there, whether “that gentleman in black” (meaning
+Hamlet) “is Harlequin?” And laughs, and
+“La! Mammas!” resound thence to the remotest
+corners of the house; and “the gods” make
+merry during the play, in order that they may
+be at leisure to listen to the pantomime; and
+Mr. Farley is consequently in his glory, and Mr.
+Grimaldi is a great man; as, indeed, when is he
+not?</p>
+
+<p>Now, newspapers teem with twice-ten-times-told
+tales of haunted houses, and great sea-snakes,
+and mermaids; and a murder is worth a
+Jew’s eye to them; for “the House does not<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">{11}</a></span>
+meet for the despatch of business till the fifth of
+February.” And great and grievous are the lamentations
+that are heard in the said newspapers,
+over the lateness of the London season, and its
+detrimental effects on the interests of the metropolis;
+but they forget to add&mdash;“erratum&mdash;for
+<i>metropolis</i>, read <i>newspapers</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>Now, Moore’s Almanack holds “sole sovereign
+sway and mastery” among the readers of that
+class of literature; for there has not yet been time
+to nullify any of its predictions; not even that
+which says, “we may expect some frost and
+snow about this period.”</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now periodical works put on their
+best attire; the old ones expressing their determination
+to become new, and the new ones to
+become old; and each makes a point of putting
+forth the first of some pleasant series of essays
+(such as this, for example!), which cannot fail
+to fix the most fugitive of readers, and make
+him her own for another twelve months at least.</p>
+
+<p>Let us now repair to the country. “The
+country in January” has but a dreary sound, to
+those who go into “the country” only that they
+may not be seen “in town.” But to those who
+seek the country for the same reason that they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">{12}</a></span>
+seek London, namely, for the good that is to be
+found there, the one has at least as many attractions
+as the other, at any given period of the
+year. Let me add, however, that if there <i>is</i> a
+particular period when the country puts forth
+fewer of her attractions than at any other, it is
+this; probably to try who are her real lovers,
+and who are only false flatterers, and to treat
+them accordingly. And yet&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Now, the trees, denuded of their gay attire,
+spread forth their thousand branches against the
+gray sky, and present as endless a variety of
+form and feature for study and observation,
+as they did when dressed in all the flaunting
+fashions of midsummer. Now, too, their voices
+are silent, and their forms are motionless, even
+when the wind is among them; so that the
+low plaintive piping of the robin-redbreast can
+be heard, and his hiding-place detected by the
+sound of his slim feet alighting on the fallen
+leaves. Or now, grown bolder as the skies
+become more inclement, he flits before you from
+twig to twig silently, like a winged thought;
+or like the brown and crimson leaf of a cherry-tree,
+blown about by the wind; or perches
+himself by your side, and looks sidelong in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">{13}</a></span>
+your face, pertly, and yet imploringly,&mdash;as much
+as to say, “though I do need your aid just
+now, and would condescend to accept a crum
+from your hand, yet I’m still your betters, for
+I’m still a bird.”</p>
+
+<p>Now, one of the most beautiful sights on which
+the eye can open occasionally presents itself:
+we saw the shades of evening fall upon a waste
+expanse of brown earth, shorn hedge-rows, bare
+branches, and miry roads, interspersed here and
+there with a patch of dull melancholy green.
+But when we are awakened by the late dawning
+of the morning, and think to look forth upon the
+same, what a bright pomp greets us! What a
+white pageantry! It is as if the fleecy clouds
+that float about the sun at midsummer had descended
+upon the earth, and clothed it in their
+beauty! Every object we look upon is strange
+and yet familiar to us&mdash;“another, yet the
+same!” And the whole affects us like a vision of
+the night, which we are half conscious <i>is</i> a
+vision: we know that it is <i>there</i>, and yet we
+know not how long it may remain there, since a
+motion may change it, or a breath melt it away.
+And what a mysterious stillness reigns over all!
+A white silence! Even the “clouted shoon” of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">{14}</a></span>
+the early peasant is not heard; and the robin,
+as he hops from twig to twig with undecided
+wing, and shakes down a feathery shower as he
+goes, hushes his low whistle in wonder at the
+unaccustomed scene!</p>
+
+<p>Now, the labour of the husbandman is, for
+once in the year, at a stand; and he haunts the
+alehouse fire, or lolls listlessly over the half-door
+of the village smithy, and watches the progress
+of the labour which he unconsciously envies;
+tasting for once in his life (without knowing it)
+the bitterness of that <i>ennui</i> which he begrudges
+to his betters.</p>
+
+<p>Now, melancholy-looking men wander “by
+twos and threes” through market-towns, with
+their faces as blue as the aprons that are twisted
+round their waists; their ineffectual rakes resting
+on their shoulders, and a withered cabbage
+hoisted upon a pole; and sing out their doleful
+petition of “Pray remember the poor gardeners,
+who can get no work!”</p>
+
+<p>Now, the passengers outside the Cheltenham
+night-coach look wistfully at the Witney blanket-mills
+as they pass, and meditate on the merits of
+a warm bed.</p>
+
+<p>Now, people of fashion, who cannot think of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">{15}</a></span>
+coming to their homes in town so early in the
+season, and will not think of remaining at their
+homes in the country so late, seek out spots on the
+seashore which have the merit of being neither
+town <i>nor</i> country, and practise patience there (as
+Timon of Athens did), en attendant the London
+winter, which is ordered to commence about the
+first week in spring, and end at midsummer!</p>
+
+<p>But we are forgetting the garden all this
+while; which must not be; for Nature does not.
+Though the gardener can find little to do in it,
+<i>she</i> is ever at work there, and ever with a wise
+hand, and graceful as wise. The wintry winds
+of December having shaken down the last lingering
+leaves from the trees, the final labour of
+the gardener was employed in making all trim
+and clean; in turning up the dark earth, to give
+it air; pruning off the superfluous produce of
+summer; and gathering away the worn-out attire
+that the perennial flowers leave behind them,
+when they sink into the earth to seek their winter
+home, as Harlequin and Columbine, in the pantomimes,
+sometimes slip down through a trapdoor,
+and cheat their silly pursuers by leaving
+their vacant dresses standing erect behind them.</p>
+
+<p>All being left trim and orderly for the coming<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">{16}</a></span>
+on of the new year. Now (to resume our friendly
+monosyllable) all the processes of nature for the
+renewal of her favoured race, the flowers, may
+be more aptly observed than at any other period.
+Still, therefore, however desolate a scene the
+garden may present to the <i>general</i> gaze, a particular
+examination of it is full of interest, and
+interest that is not the less valuable for its depending
+chiefly on the imagination.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the bloom-buds of the fruit trees, which
+the late leaves of autumn had concealed from
+the view, stand confessed, upon the otherwise
+bare branches, and, dressed in their patent wind-and-water-proof
+coats, brave the utmost severity
+of the season,&mdash;their hard unpromising outsides,
+compared with the forms of beauty which they
+contain, reminding us of their friends the butterflies
+when in the chrysalis state.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the perennials, having slipped off their
+summer robes, and retired to their subterranean
+sleeping-rooms, just permit the tops of their
+naked heads to peep above the ground, to warn
+the labourer from disturbing their annual repose.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the smooth-leaved and tender-stemmed
+Rose of China hangs its pale, scentless, artificial-looking
+flowers upon the cheek of Winter; re<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">{17}</a></span>minding
+us of the last faint bloom upon the face
+of a fading beauty, or the hectic of disease on
+that of a dying one; and a few chrysanthemums
+still linger, the wreck of the past year,&mdash;their
+various coloured stars looking like faded imitations
+of the gay, glaring China-aster.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too,&mdash;first evidences of the revivifying
+principle of the new-born year&mdash;for all that we
+have hitherto noticed are but lingering remnants
+of the old&mdash;Now, the golden and blue crocuses
+peep up their pointed coronals from amidst their
+guarding palisades of green and gray leaves, that
+they may be ready to come forth at the call of
+the first February sun that looks warmly upon
+them; and perchance one here and there, bolder
+than the rest, has started fairly out of the earth
+already, and half opened her trim form, pretending
+to have mistaken the true time; as a
+forward school-miss will occasionally be seen
+coquetting with a smart cornet, before she has
+been regularly produced,&mdash;as if she did not
+know that there was “any harm in it.”</p>
+
+<p>We are now to consider the pretensions of
+January in general.</p>
+
+<p>When the palm of merit is to be awarded
+among the Months, it is usual to assign it to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">{18}</a></span>
+May by acclamation. But if the claim depends
+on the sum of delight which each witnesses or
+brings with her, I doubt if January should not
+bear the bell from her more blooming sister, if
+it were only in virtue of her share in the aforenamed
+festivities of the Christmas Holidays.
+And then, what a happy influence does she not
+exercise on all the rest of the Year, by the family
+meetings she brings about, and by the kindling
+and renewing of the social affections that grow
+out of, and are chiefly dependent on these. And
+what sweet remembrances and associations does
+she not scatter before her, through all the time
+to come, by her gifts&mdash;the “new year’s gifts!”
+<i>Christmas-boxes</i> (as they are called) are but
+sordid boons in comparison of these; they are
+mere money paid for mere services rendered or
+expected; wages for work done and performed;
+barterings of value for value; offerings of the
+pocket to the pocket. But new year’s gifts are
+offerings of the affections to the affections&mdash;of
+the heart to the heart. The value of the first
+depends purely on themselves; and the gratitude
+(such as it is) which they call forth, is measured
+by the gross amount of that value. But the
+others owe their value to the wishes and in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">{19}</a></span>tentions
+of the giver; and the gratitude <i>they</i> call
+forth springs from the affections of the receiver.</p>
+
+<p>And then, who can see a New Year open upon
+him, without being better for the prospect&mdash;without
+making sundry wise reflections (for <i>any</i>
+reflections on this subject <i>must</i> be comparatively
+wise ones) on the step he is about to take towards
+the goal of his being? Every first of January
+that we arrive at, is an imaginary mile-stone on
+the turnpike track of human life; at once a
+resting-place for thought and meditation, and a
+starting point for fresh exertion in the performance
+of our journey. The man who does not at
+least <i>propose to himself</i> to be better <i>this</i> year
+than he was last, must be either very good or
+very bad indeed! And only to <i>propose</i> to be
+better, is something; if nothing else it is an
+acknowledgment of our <i>need</i> to be so,&mdash;which is
+the first step towards amendment. But in fact,
+to propose to oneself to do well, is in some sort
+to <i>do</i> well, positively; for there is no such thing
+as a stationary point in human endeavours; he
+who is not worse to-day than he was yesterday,
+is better; and he who is not better, is worse.</p>
+
+<p>The very name of January, from Janus, two-faced,
+“looking before and after,” indicates the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">{20}</a></span>
+reflective propensities which she encourages, and
+which when duly exercised cannot fail to lead to
+good.</p>
+
+<p>And then January is the youngest of the
+yearly brood, and therefore <i>prima facie</i> the
+best; for I protest most strenuously against the
+comparative age which Chaucer (I think) has
+assigned to this month by implication, when he
+compares an old husband and a young wife to
+“January and June.” These poets will sacrifice
+any thing to alliteration, even abstract truth. I
+am sorry to say this of Chaucer, whose poetry
+is more of “a true thing” than that of any other,
+always excepting Mr. Crabbe’s, which is too
+much of a true thing. And nobody knew better
+than Chaucer the respective merits of the Months,
+and the peculiar qualities and characteristics
+which appertain to each. But, I repeat, alliteration
+is the Scylla and Charybdis united of
+all who embark on the perilous ocean of poetry;
+and that Chaucer himself chose occasionally to
+“listen to the voice of the charmer, charmed she
+never so <i>un</i>wisely,” the above example affords
+sufficient proof. I am afraid poets themselves
+are too self-opiniated people to make it worth
+while for me to warn <i>them</i> on this point; but I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">{21}</a></span>
+hereby pray all prose writers pertinaciously to
+avoid so pernicious a practice. This, however,
+by the by.</p>
+
+<p>I need scarcely accumulate other arguments
+and examples to show that my favourite January
+deserves to rank first among the Months in merit,
+as she does in place. But lest doubters should
+still remain, I will add, ask the makers-out of
+annual accounts whether any month can compare
+with January, since then they may begin to <i>hope</i>
+for a settlement, and may even in some cases
+venture to <i>ask</i> for it; which latter is a comfort
+that has been denied them during all the rest of
+the year; besides its being a remote step towards
+the said settlement. And on the other hand, ask
+the contractors of annual accounts whether January
+is not the best of all possible months, since
+then they may begin to <i>order</i> afresh, with the
+prospect of a whole year’s impunity. The answers
+to these two questions must of course
+decide the point, since the two classes of persons
+to whom they are addressed include the whole
+adult(erated) population of these commercial
+realms.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">{22}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23"><br />{23}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="FEBRUARY" id="FEBRUARY"></a>FEBRUARY.</h2>
+
+<p>Some one has said of the Scotch novels, that
+that is the best which we happen to have perused
+last. It is thus that I estimate the relative
+value and virtue of the Months. The one which
+happens to be present with me is sure to be that
+one which I happen to like better than any of
+the others. I lately insisted on the supremacy
+of January on various accounts. Now I have a
+similar claim to put in in favour of the next in
+succession. And it shall go hard but I will
+prove, to the entire satisfaction of all whom it
+may concern, that each in her turn is, beyond
+comparison, the “wisest, virtuousest, discreetest,
+best.” Indeed I doubt whether, on consideration,
+any one (but a Scotch philosopher) will be
+inclined to dispute the truth of this, even as a
+logical proposition, much less as a sentiment.
+The time present is the best of all possible times,
+<i>because</i> it is present&mdash;because it <i>is</i>&mdash;because it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">{24}</a></span>
+is something; whereas all other times are nothing.
+The time present, therefore, is essentially
+better than any other time, in the proportion of
+something to nothing. I hope this be logic;
+or metaphysics at the least. If the reader determines
+otherwise, “he may kill the next Percy
+himself!” In the mean time (and <i>that</i>, by the
+by, is the best time next to the present, in
+virtue of its skill in connecting together two
+refractory periods)&mdash;in the mean time, let us
+search for another and a better reason why every
+one of the Months is, in its turn, the best.
+The cleverest Scotch philosopher that ever lived
+has said, in a memoir of his own life, that a
+man had better be born with a disposition to
+look on the bright side of things, than to an
+estate of ten thousand a year. He might have
+gone further, and said that the disposition to
+which he alludes is worth almost as much to
+a man as being compelled and able to earn an
+honest livelihood by the sweat of his brow! Nay,
+he might almost have asserted that, with such a
+disposition, a man may chance to be happy even
+though he be born to an estate of <i>twenty</i> thousand
+a year! But I, not being (thank my stars!)
+a Scotch or any other philosopher, will venture<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">{25}</a></span>
+to go still farther, and say, that to be able to
+look at things <i>as they are</i>, is best of all. To
+him who can do this, all is as it should be&mdash;all
+things work together for good&mdash;whatever is, is
+right. To him who can do this, the present
+time is all-sufficient, or rather it is all in all;
+for if he cannot enjoy any other, it is because no
+other is susceptible of being enjoyed, except
+through the medium of the present.</p>
+
+<p>From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a
+step. Consequently, from the ridiculous to the
+sublime must be about the same distance. In
+other words, the transition from metaphysics to
+love is easy; as Mr. Coleridge’s writings can
+amply testify. Hail! then, February! month
+and mother of Love! Not that love which requires
+the sun of midsummer to foster it into
+life; and is so restless and fugitive that nothing
+can hold it but bands made of bright eye-beams;
+and so dainty that it must be fed on
+rose-leaves; and so proud and fantastical that
+bowers of jasmine and honeysuckle are not good
+enough for it to dwell in, or the green turf soft
+enough for its feet to press, but it must sit beneath
+silken canopies, and tread on Turkey
+carpets, and breathe the breath of pastiles; and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">{26}</a></span>
+so chilly that it must pass all its nights within a
+gentle bosom, or it dies. Not <i>this</i> love; but its
+infant cousin, that starts into life on cold Saint
+Valentine’s morning, and sits by the fire rocking
+its own cradle, and listening all day long for the
+“sweet thunder” of the twopenny postman’s
+knock!&mdash;Hail! February! Virgin mother of
+this love of all loves, which dies almost the day
+that it is born, and yet leaves the odour of its
+sweetness upon the whole after life of those who
+were not too wise to admit it for a moment to
+their embraces!</p>
+
+<p>The sage reader must not begrudge me these
+innocent little rhapsodies. He must remember
+that all are not so wise and staid as he; and as
+in January he permitted me to be, for a moment,
+a ranting schoolboy, so in February he must not
+object to my reminding him that there are such
+persons in the world as young ladies who have
+not yet finished their education! He must not
+insist that, “because <i>he</i> is virtuous, there shall
+be no more cakes and ale.” Besides, to be candid,
+I do not see that it is quite fair to complain of
+us anonymous writers, even if we do occasionally
+insinuate into our lucubrations a few lines that
+are directed to our own exclusive satisfaction.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">{27}</a></span>
+In fact, the privilege of writing nonsense now
+and then is the sweetest source of our emolument,
+and one which, if our readers attempt to
+cut us off from altogether, they may rest assured
+that we shall very soon <i>strike</i>, and demand higher
+pay in other respects than those only true patrons
+of literature, the booksellers, can afford to give;
+for if a man is always to write sense and reason,
+he might as well turn <i>author</i> at once,&mdash;which we
+“gentlemen who write with ease” flatter ourselves
+that none of us are. I put it to the candour
+of Mr. Whittaker himself, whether, if I
+would consent to place my name in the corner
+of each of these portraits of the Months (<i>so and
+so pinxit</i>, 1825), he would not willingly give
+me double price for them, and reckon upon
+remunerating himself from the purchaser in
+proportion? Then let him use his interest
+with the critics to allow me but half a page
+of nonsense in each paper, and I consent to
+forego all this profit. As for the fame, I am
+content to leave posterity in the lurch, and live
+only till I die.</p>
+
+<p>Having now expended <i>my</i> portion of this paper,
+I shall henceforth willingly “keep bounds” till
+the next month; to which end, however, I must<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">{28}</a></span>
+be permitted to call in the aid of my able suggestive,
+Now.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Christmas holidays are over, and all
+the snow in Russia could not make the first
+Monday in this month look any other than <i>black</i>,
+in the home-loving eyes of little schoolboys; and
+the streets of London are once more evacuated
+of happy wondering faces, that look any way
+but straight before them; and sobs are heard,
+and sorrowful faces seen to issue from sundry
+postchaises that carry sixteen inside, exclusive of
+cakes and boxes; and theatres are no longer
+conscious of unconscious <i>eclats de rire</i>, but the
+whole audience is like Mr. Wordsworth’s cloud,
+“which moveth altogether, if it move at all.”</p>
+
+<p><i>En revanche</i>, now newspaper editors begin to
+think of disporting themselves; for the great
+national school for “children of a larger growth”
+is met in Saint Stephen’s Chapel, “for the
+<i>despatch</i> of business” and of time; and consequently
+newspapers have become a nonentity;
+and those writers who are “constant readers”
+find their occupation gone.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the stones of Bond Street dance for joy,
+while they “prate of the whereabout” of innumerable
+wheels; which latter are so happy to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">{29}</a></span>
+meet again after a long absence, that they rush
+into each other’s embraces, “wheel within wheel,”
+and there’s no getting them asunder.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Italian Opera is open, and the house
+is full; but if asked on the subject, you may
+safely say that “nobody was there;” for the
+<i>flats</i> that you meet with in the pit evidently indicate
+that their wearers appertain to certain
+counters and counting-houses in the city, or serve
+those that do&mdash;having “received orders” for the
+Opera in the way of their business.</p>
+
+<p>Now, a sudden thaw, after a week’s frost,
+puts the pedestrians of Cheapside into a pretty
+pickle.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the <i>trottoir</i> of St. James’s Street begins
+to know itself again; the steps of Raggett’s are
+proud of being pressed by right honourable feet;
+and <i>the dandies’ watch-tower</i> is once more peopled
+with playful peers, peering after beautiful frailties
+in furred pelisses.</p>
+
+<p>Now, on fine Sundays, the citizens and their
+wives begin to hie them to Hyde Park, and
+having attained Wellington Walk, fancy that
+there is not more than two pins to choose between
+them and their betters on the other side
+the rail; while these latter, having come abroad<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">{30}</a></span>
+to take the air (of the insides of their carriages),
+and kill the time, and cure the vapours,
+permit inquisitive equestrians to gaze at
+them through plate-glass, and fancy, not without
+reason, that they look like flowers seen through
+flowing water: Lady O&mdash;&mdash;, for example, like
+an overblown rose; Lady H&mdash;&mdash;, like a painted-lady
+pea; the Countess of B&mdash;&mdash;, like a newly-opened
+apple-blossom; and her demure-looking
+little sister beside her, like a <i>prim</i>-rose.</p>
+
+<p>Now, winter being only on the wane, and
+spring only on the approach, Fashion, for once
+in the year, begins to feel herself in a state of
+interregnum, and her ministers, the milliners and
+tailors, don’t know what to think. Mrs. Bean
+shakes her head like Lord Burleigh, and declines
+to determine as to what may be the fate of
+future waists; and Mr. Stultz is equally cautious
+of committing himself in the affair of collars;
+and both agree in coming to the same conclusion
+with the statesman in Tom Thumb, that, “as
+near as they can guess, they cannot tell!” Now,
+therefore, the fashionable shops are shorn of their
+beams, and none can show wares that are strictly
+in season, except the stationer’s. But <i>his</i>, which
+for all the rest of the year is dullest of the dull,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">{31}</a></span>
+is now, for the first fourteen days, gayest of the
+gay; for here the poetry of love, and the love of
+poetry, are displayed under all possible and impossible
+forms and metaphors,&mdash;from little cupids
+creeping out of cabbage-roses, to large overgrown
+hearts stuffed with double-headed arrows, and
+uttering piteous complaints in verse, while they
+fry in their own flames. And this brings us
+safe back to the point from which we somewhat
+prematurely set out; for Now, on good Saint
+Valentine’s eve, all the rising generation of this
+metropolis, who feel that they have reached the
+age of <i>in</i>discretion, think it full time for them
+to fall in love, or be fallen in love with. Accordingly,
+infinite are the crow-quills that move
+mincingly between embossed margins,</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“And those <i>rhyme</i> now who never rhymed before,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And those who always rhymed now rhyme the more;”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>to the utter dismay of the newly-appointed twopenny
+postman the next morning; who curses
+Saint Valentine almost as bitterly as does, in her
+secret heart, yonder sulky sempstress, who has
+not been called upon for a single twopence out
+of all the two hundred thousand<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> extra ones
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">{32}</a></span>
+that have been drawn from willing pockets, and
+dropped into canvas bags, on this eventful day.
+She may take my word for it that the said sulkiness,
+which has some show of reason in it to-day,
+is in the habit of visiting her pretty face oftener
+than it is called for. If it were not so, she would
+not have had cause for it now.</p>
+
+<p>But good Bishop Valentine is a pluralist, and
+holds another see besides that of London:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i3">“All the air is his diocese,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And all the chirping choristers<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">And other birds are his parishioners:<br /></span>
+<span class="i3">He marries every year<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The lyrique lark, and the grave whispering dove;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The sparrow, that neglects his life for love;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The household bird with the red stomacher;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He makes the blackbird speed as soon<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As doth the goldfinch or the halcyon.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Let us be off to the country without more
+ado; for who can stay in London in the face of
+such epithets as these, that seem to compel us,
+with their sweet magic, to go in search of the
+sounds and sights that they characterise? “The
+<i>lyric</i> lark!” Why a modern poet might live for
+a whole season on that one epithet! Nay, there
+be those that <i>have</i> lived on it for a longer time,
+perhaps without knowing that it did not belong
+to them!&mdash;“The sparrow that <i>neglects his life<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">{33}</a></span>
+for love</i>!” “The <i>household</i> bird, <i>with the red
+stomacher</i>!”&mdash;That a poet who could write in this
+manner, for pages together, should be almost entirely
+unknown to modern <i>readers</i> (except to those
+of a late number of the Retrospective Review),
+would be somewhat astonishing, if it were not for
+the consideration that he is so well known to
+modern <i>writers</i>! It would be doing both parties
+justice if some one would point out a few of the
+<i>coincidences</i> that occur between them. In the
+mean time, <i>we</i> shall be doing better in looking
+abroad for ourselves into that nature to which
+<i>he</i> looked, and seeing what she offers worthy of
+particular observation, in the course of this last
+month of winter in the Country, though it is the
+first in London. Not that we shall, as yet, find
+much to attract our attention in regard to the
+movements of the above-named “parishioners”
+of good Bishop Valentine; for though he gives
+them full authority to marry now as soon as they
+please, Frost forbids the bans for the present;
+and when there is no love going forward in the
+feathered world, there is little or no singing.
+On the contrary, even the pert sparrows still go
+moping and sulking about silently, or sit with
+ruffled plumes and drooping wings, upon the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">{34}</a></span>
+bare branches, watching all day long for their
+scanty dole of crums, and thinking of nothing
+else. The “lyric lark,” indeed, may already
+be heard; the thrush and blackbird begin to
+practise their spring notes faintly; and the
+yellow-hammer, the chaffinch, and the wren,
+utter a single stanza or so, at long intervals:
+but all this can scarcely be called singing, but
+rather talking of it; for</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“I shall not ask Jean Jacques Rousseau<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If birds confabulate, or no;”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>but shall determine at once that they do; at
+least if any dependence can be placed on eyes
+and ears. In short, the only bird that really <i>is</i>
+a bird this month, is he “with the red stomacher.”
+And he, with his low plaintive piping,
+his silent spirit-like motions, and sudden and mysterious
+appearings and disappearings,&mdash;coming
+in an instant before us no one can tell whence,
+and going as silently and as suddenly no one
+knows whither,&mdash;and, above all, his sweet and
+pert, yet timid confidence in man&mdash;all these, to
+those who are happy enough to have nothing
+better to do than to watch them, almost make
+up for the absence of all his blithe brethren.</p>
+
+<p>As for the general face of nature, we shall<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">{35}</a></span>
+find <i>that</i> in much the same apparent state as we
+left it last month. And we must look into its
+individual features very minutely, if we would
+discover any change even in them. The trees
+are still utterly bare; the skies are cold and
+gray; the paths and ways are, for the most part,
+dank and miry; and the air is either damp and
+clinging, or bitter, eager, and shrewd. But then
+what days of soft air and sunshine, and unbroken
+blue sky, do now and then intervene, and transport
+us into the very heart of May, and make us
+look about and wonder what is become of the
+green leaves and the flowers!</p>
+
+<p>Now, hard frosts, if they come at all, are followed
+by sudden thaws; and now, therefore, if
+ever, the mysterious old song of our school days
+stands a chance of being verified, which sings of</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Three children sliding on the ice<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All on a <i>summer’s</i> day!”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Now, the labour of the husbandman recommences;
+and it is pleasant to watch (from your
+library window) the plough-team moving almost
+imperceptibly along, upon the distant upland
+that the bare trees have disclosed to you. And
+now, by the way, if you are wise, you will get
+acquainted with all the little spots that are thus,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">{36}</a></span>
+by the bareness of the trees, laid open to you,
+in order that, when the summer comes, and you
+cannot <i>look at</i> them, you may be able to <i>see</i>
+them still.</p>
+
+<p>But we must not neglect the garden; for
+though “Nature’s journeymen,” the gardeners,
+are undergoing an ignoble leisure this month, it
+is not so with Nature herself. She is as busy as
+ever, if not openly and obviously, secretly, and
+in the hearts of her sweet subjects the flowers;
+stirring them up to that rich rivalry of beauty
+which is to greet the first footsteps of Spring,
+and teaching them to prepare themselves for her
+advent, as young maidens prepare, months beforehand,
+for the marriage festival of some dear
+friend.</p>
+
+<p>If the flowers think and feel (and he who dares
+to say that they do not is either a fool or a philosopher&mdash;let
+him choose between the imputations!)&mdash;if
+the flowers think and feel, what a
+commotion must be working within their silent
+hearts, when the pinions of Winter begin to grow,
+and indicate that he is at least meditating his
+flight! Then do <i>they</i>, too, begin to meditate on
+May-day, and think on the delight with which
+they shall once more breathe the fresh air, when<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">{37}</a></span>
+they have leave to escape from their subterranean
+prisons; for now, towards the latter end of this
+month, they are all of them at least awake from
+their winter slumbers, and most are busily working
+at their gay toilets, and weaving their fantastic
+robes, and shaping their trim forms, and
+distilling their rich essences, and, in short, getting
+ready in all things, that they may be duly prepared
+to join the bright procession of beauty
+that is to greet and glorify the annual coming on
+of their sovereign lady, the Spring. It is true
+none of all this can be seen. But what a race
+should we be, if we knew and cared to know of
+nothing, but what we can see and prove!</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Whose mind is but the mind of his own eyes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He is a slave&mdash;the meanest you can meet.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But there is much going on in the garden now
+that may be seen by “the naked eye” of those
+who carefully look for it. The bloom-buds of
+the shrubs and fruit-trees are obviously swelling;
+and the leaves of the lilac are ready to burst
+forth at the first favourable call. The laurestinus
+still braves the winds and the frosts, and blooms
+in blithe defiance of them. So does the China
+rose, but meekly, and like a maiden who <i>will</i> not
+droop though her lover <i>be</i> away; because she<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">{38}</a></span>
+knows that he is true to her, and will soon
+return.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, the viable heralds of Spring approach,
+but do not appear; or rather, they appear,
+but have not yet put on their gorgeous
+tabards or surcoats of many colours. The tulips
+are but just showing themselves, shrouded closely
+in their sheltering alcoves of dull green. The
+hyacinths, too, have sent up their trim fences of
+green, and are just peeping up from the midst
+of them in their green veils,&mdash;the cheek of each
+flower-bud pressed and clustering against that of
+its fellow, like a host of little heads peeping out
+from the porch of an ivy-bound cottage, as the
+London coach passes.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, those pretty orphans, the crocuses
+and snowdrops&mdash;those foundlings, that belong
+neither to Winter nor Spring&mdash;show their modest
+faces scarcely an inch above the dark earth,
+as if they were afraid to rise from it, lest a
+stray March wind should whistle them away.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now appear, towards the latter end of
+the month, those flowers that actually belong to
+Spring&mdash;that do not either herald her approach,
+or follow in her train, but are in fact a part of
+her, and prove that she is virtually with us,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">{39}</a></span>
+though she chooses to remain incognita for a
+time. The prettiest and most piquant of these
+in appearance are the brilliant little Hepaticas,
+crowding up in sparkling companies from the
+midst of their dark ivy-like leaves, and looking
+more like gems than flowers.</p>
+
+<p>The next in brilliance are the Anemonies, as
+gay in their colours, and more various, but not
+so profuse of their charms as their pretty relation
+Hepatica, and more jealous of each other’s
+beauty; as well they may, for what flower can
+vie with them for exquisite delicacy of hue and
+elegant fragility?</p>
+
+<p>The primroses, polyanthuses, and daisies that
+venture to show themselves this month, we will
+not greet; not because we are not even more
+pleased to see them than their gayer and more
+gaudy rivals; but the truth is, that they have
+no real claim upon our attention till next month,
+as their pale hues and weakly forms evidently
+indicate.</p>
+
+<p>In taking leave of the Country for this month,
+let me not forget to mention that sure “prophet
+of delight and mirth,” the Common Pilewort, or
+Lesser Celandine; about which (and what more
+can I say to interest the reader in its favour?)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">{40}</a></span>
+Mr. Wordsworth has written two whole poems.
+Its little yellow stars may now be seen gemming
+the woodsides, when all around is cold, comfortless,
+and dead.</p>
+
+<p>I have said that I designed to prove this to
+be the best of all possible months. Is the reader
+still incredulous as to its surpassing merits?
+Then be it known to him that I should insist on
+its supremacy, if it were only in virtue of <i>one</i>
+birthday which it includes: and one that the
+reader would never guess, for the best of all
+reasons. It is <i>not</i> that of “the wisest of mankind,”
+Lord Bacon, on the third; or of “the
+starry Galileo,” on the nineteenth; or of the
+“matchless master of high sounds,” Handel, on
+the twenty-fourth. True February does include
+all these memorable days, and let it be valued
+accordingly. But it includes another day, which
+is worth them all <i>to me</i>, since it gave to the
+world, the narrow world of some half dozen
+loving hearts, one who is wiser in her simplicity
+than the first of the abovenamed, since
+the results of that wisdom are virtue and happiness;
+who is more far-darting in her mental
+glance than the second, inasmuch as an instinctive
+<i>sentiment</i> of the truth is more infallible<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">{41}</a></span>
+than the clearest <i>perception</i> of it; and whose
+every thought and look and motion are more
+“softly sweet” and musical than all the “Lydian
+measures” of the third; and, deprived of
+whom, those who have once been accustomed to
+live within the light of her countenance would
+find all the wisdom of the first to be foolishness,
+all the stars of the second dark, and all the
+harmony of the third worse than discord.</p>
+
+<p>Gentlest of readers (for I had need have
+such), pardon me this one rhapsody, and I promise
+to be as “sobersuited” as the editor of an
+Encyclopedia, for this two months to come. Nothing,
+not even the nightingale’s song in the last
+week in April, shall move me from my propriety.
+But I will candidly confess, that the effects of
+May-day morning are more than I can venture
+to answer for. Even the chimney-sweepers are
+allowed to disport themselves then; so that
+when that arrives, there’s no knowing what may
+happen.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">{42}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43"><br />{43}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="MARCH" id="MARCH"></a>MARCH.</h2>
+
+<p>If there be a Month the aspect of which is
+less amiable, and its manners and habits less
+prepossessing, than those of all the rest (which
+I am loath to admit), that month is March. The
+burning heats of midsummer (when they shall
+come to us at the prophetic call of the Quarterly
+Reviewers&mdash;which they never will) we shall find
+no difficulty in bearing; and the frosts and snows
+of December and January are as welcome, to
+those who know their value, as the flowers in
+May. Nay&mdash;the so much vituperated fogs of
+November I by no means set my face against;
+on the contrary, I have a kind of appetite for
+them, both corporeal and mental; as I shall
+prove, and endeavour to justify in its due
+place.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">{44}</a></span>
+In fact, and by the by, November is a month
+that has not been fairly dealt by; and, for my
+part, I think it should by no means have been
+fixed upon as that which is <i>par excellence</i> the
+month best adapted to hang and drown oneself
+in;&mdash;seeing that, to a wise man, <i>that</i> should never
+be an affair of atmosphere. But if a month must
+be set apart for such a proces, (on the same
+principle which determines that we are bound to
+<i>begin</i> our worldly concerns on a particular day&mdash;viz.
+Saturday&mdash;and would therefore, by parity
+of reasoning, call upon us to end them with a
+similar view to times and seasons), let that month
+be henceforth March; for it has, at this present
+writing, no one characteristic by which to designate
+it,&mdash;being neither Spring, Summer, Autumn,
+nor Winter, but only March.</p>
+
+<p>But what I particularly object to in March is
+its winds. They say</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“March winds and April showers<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Bring forth May flowers.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But I doubt the fact. They may <i>call</i> them
+forth, perhaps,&mdash;whistling over the roofs of their
+subterraneous dwellings, to let them know that
+Winter is past and gone. Or, in our disposition<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">{45}</a></span>
+to “turn diseases to commodities,” let us regard
+them as the expectant damsel does the sound of
+the mail coach horn that whisks through the
+village, as she lies in bed at midnight, and tells
+her that <i>to-morrow</i> she may look for a letter
+from her absent swain.</p>
+
+<p>The only other express and specific reason
+why I object to March, is that she drives hares
+mad; which is a great fault. But be all this as
+it may, she is still fraught with merits; and let
+us proceed, without more ado, to point out a few
+of them. And first of the country;&mdash;to which,
+by the way, I have not hitherto allowed its due
+supremacy&mdash;for</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“God made the Country, but man made the Town.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Now, then, even the winds of March, notwithstanding
+all that we have insinuated in their
+disfavour, are far from being virtueless; for they
+come careering over our fields, and roads, and
+pathways, and while they dry up the damps that
+the thaws had let loose, and the previous frosts
+had prevented from sinking into the earth, “pipe
+to the spirit ditties” the words of which tell tales
+of the forthcoming flowers. And not only so,
+but occasionally they are caught bearing away<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">{46}</a></span>
+upon their rough wings the mingled odours of
+violet and daffodil, both of which have already
+ventured to</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Come before the swallow dares, and take<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The winds of March with beauty.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The general face of nature has not much
+changed in appearance since we left it in February;
+though its internal economy has made
+an important step in advance. The sap is alive
+in the seemingly sleeping trunks that every where
+surround us, and is beginning to mount slowly
+to its destination; and the embryo blooms are
+almost visibly struggling towards light and life,
+beneath their rough, unpromising outer coats&mdash;unpromising
+to the idle, the unthinking, and the
+inobservant; but to the eye that “can see
+Othello’s visage in his mind,” bright and beautiful,
+in virtue of the brightness and the beauty
+that they cover, but not conceal. Now, too, the
+dark earth becomes soft and tractable, and yields
+to the kindly constraint that calls upon it to
+teem with new life,&mdash;crumbling to the touch,
+that it may the better clasp in its fragrant bosom
+the rudiments of that gay, but ephemeral creation
+which are born with the spring, only “to run<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">{47}</a></span>
+their race rejoicing” into the lap of summer,
+and there yield up their sweet breath, a willing
+incense at the shrine of that nature the spirit
+of which is endless constancy growing out of
+endless change. Must I tell the reader this in
+plainer prose?&mdash;Now, then, is the time to sow
+the seeds of most of the annual flowering plants;
+particularly of those which we all know and
+love&mdash;such as Sweet Pea, the most feminine of
+flowers, that must have a kind hand to tend its
+youth, and a supporting arm to cling to in its
+maturity, or it grovels in the dust, and straggles
+away into an unsightly weed; and Mignionette,
+with a name as sweet as its breath,&mdash;that loves
+“within a gentle bosom to be laid,” and makes
+haste to die there, lest its white lodging should
+be changed; and Larkspur, trim, gay, and bold,
+the gallant of the garden; and Lupines, blue,
+and yellow, and rose coloured, with their winged
+flowers hovering above their starry leaves; and
+a host of others, that we must try to characterise
+as they come in turn before us.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, we have some of the bulbous rooted
+flowers at their best, particularly the pretty
+Crocuses, yellow, blue, striped, and white; while<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">{48}</a></span>
+others, the Narcissus, Hyacinths, and Tulips,
+are visibly hastening towards their perfection.</p>
+
+<p>Those spring flowers, too, which ventured to
+show themselves last month before they had well
+recovered from their winter trance, have now
+grown bold in their renewed strength, and look
+the winds in the face fearlessly. Perhaps the
+most poetical of these, because the most pathetic
+in their pale and pining beauty, are the Primroses.
+Their bold and bright-eyed relatives the
+Polyanthuses (no two alike) are also now all on
+the look out for lovers, among the bees that
+the warm sunny mornings already begin to call
+forth.</p>
+
+<p>These, with the still prevailing Hepaticas and
+Anemonies, the Daisies that start up singly here
+and there, an early Wall-flower, the pretty pink
+rods of the Mezereon, and (in the woods) the
+lovely Wind-flower, or white Wood-anemone,
+constitute the principal wealth of this preparatory
+month.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, the tender green of spring first
+begins to peep forth from the straggling branches
+of the hedge-row Elder, the trim Lilac, and the
+thin threads of the stream enamoured Willow;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">{49}</a></span>
+the first to put on its spring clothing, and the
+last to leave it off. And if we look into the
+kitchen garden, there too we may chance to find
+those forest trees in miniature, the Gooseberries
+and Currants, letting their leaves and blossoms
+(both of a colour) look forth together, hand in
+hand, in search of the April sun before it arrives,
+as the lark mounts upward to seek for it before
+it has risen in the morning. It will be well if
+these early adventurers-forth do not encounter a
+cutting easterly blast; or still worse, a deceitful
+breeze, that tempts them to its embraces by its
+milder breath, only to shower diseases upon
+them. But if they <i>will</i> be out on the watch for
+Spring before she calls them, they must be content
+to take their chance.</p>
+
+<p>NOW, about the middle of the month, a
+strange commotion may be seen and heard among
+the winged creatures, portending momentous matters.
+The lark is high up in the cold air before
+day-light; and his chosen mistress is listening
+to him down among the dank grass, with the dew
+still upon her unshaken wing. The Robin, too,
+has left off, for a brief season, his low plaintive
+piping, which it must be confessed was poured<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">{50}</a></span>
+forth for his own exclusive satisfaction, and,
+reckoning on his spruce looks and sparkling
+eyes, issues his quick peremptory love-call, in a
+somewhat ungallant and husband-like manner.</p>
+
+<p>The Sparrows, who have lately been sulking
+silently about from tree to tree, with ruffled
+plumes and drooping wings, now spruce themselves
+up till they do not look half their former
+size; and if it were not pairing-time, one might
+fancy that there was more of war than of love
+in their noisy squabblings. But the crouching
+forms, quivering wings, and murmuring bills, of
+yonder pair that have quitted for a moment the
+clamorous cabal, can indicate the movements of
+but <i>one</i> passion.</p>
+
+<p>But we must leave the feathered tribe for the
+present:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Sacred be love from sight, whate’er it is.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>We shall have many opportunities of observing
+their pretty ways hereafter.</p>
+
+<p>Now, also, the Ants (with whom we shall have
+a crow to pick by and by) first begin to show
+themselves from their subterranean sleeping-rooms;
+those winged abortions, the Bats, per<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">{51}</a></span>plex
+the eyes of evening wanderers by their
+seeming ubiquity; and the Owls hold scientific
+converse with each other at half a mile distance.</p>
+
+<p>Lastly, now we meet with one of the prettiest,
+yet most pathetic sights that the animal world presents;
+the early Lambs, dropped, in their tottering
+and bleating helplessness, upon the cold skirts
+of winter, and hiding their frail forms from the
+March winds, by crouching down on the sheltered
+side of their dams.</p>
+
+<p>Now, quitting the country till next month,
+we find London all alive, Lent and Lady-day
+notwithstanding; for the latter is but a day,
+after all; and he must have a very countrified conscience
+who cannot satisfy it as to the former, by
+doing penance once or twice at an Oratorio, and
+hearing comic songs sung in a foreign tongue;
+or, if this does not do, he may fast if he pleases,
+every Friday, by eating salt fish in addition to
+the rest of his fare.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the citizens have pretty well left off their
+annual visitings, and given the great ones leave
+to begin; so that there is no sleep to be had
+in the neighbourhood of May-fair, for love or
+money, after one in the morning.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the dress boxes of the winter houses can<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">{52}</a></span>
+occasionally boast a baronet’s lady; this, however,
+being the extent of their attainments in
+that way; for how can the great be expected to
+listen to Shakespear under the same roof with
+their shop-keepers? There is, in fact, no denying
+that the said great are marvellously at the mercy
+of the said little, in the matter of amusement;
+and there is no saying whether the latter will
+not, some day or other, make an inroad upon
+Almack’s itself. Now, however, in spite of the
+said inroads, the best boxes at the Opera do begin
+to be worth exploring, since a beautiful Englishwoman
+of high fashion is “a sight to set before
+a king.”</p>
+
+<p>Now, the actors (all but the singing ones) in
+their secret hearts put up periodical prayers for
+the annual agitation of the Catholic Question;
+for without some stimulus of this kind, to correct
+the laxity of our religious morals, there is no
+knowing how soon they may cease to give thanks
+for three Sundays in the week during Lent.</p>
+
+<p>Now, (during the said pious period) occasionally
+an inadvertent apprentice gets leave to go
+to “the play” on a Wednesday or Friday; and,
+having taken his seat in the one shilling gallery,
+wonders during six long hours what can have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">{53}</a></span>
+come to the players, that they do nothing but
+sit in a row with their hands before them, in
+front of a pyramid of fiddlers, and break silence
+now and then by singing a psalm; for a psalm
+he is sure it must be, though he never heard it
+at church.</p>
+
+<p>Now, every other day, the four sides of the
+newspapers offer to the wearied eye one unbroken
+ocean of <i>long-primer</i>; to the infinite abridgement
+of the labour of Chapter Coffee House quidnuncs,
+who find that they have only one sheet to
+get through instead of ten; and to the entire discomfiture
+of the conscientious reader, who makes
+it a point of duty to spell through all that he
+pays for, avowed advertisements included; for
+in these latter there is some variety&mdash;of which no
+one can accuse the parliamentary speeches. By
+the by, it would be but consistent in the Times
+to bestow their ingenuous prefix of [<i>advertisement</i>]
+on a few of the last named effusions.
+And if they were placed under the head of
+“Want Places,” nobody but the advertiser
+would see cause to complain of the mistake.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Fashion is on the point of awaking from
+her periodical sleep, attended by Mesdames Bean,
+Bell, and Pierrepoint on one side of her couch,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">{54}</a></span>
+and Messieurs Myers, Stultz, and Davison on the
+other; each individual of each party watching
+with apparent anxiety to catch the first glance
+of her opening eye, in order to direct their several
+movements accordingly; but each having
+previously determined on those movements as
+definitively as if their legitimate monarch and
+directress had nothing to do with matter; for, to
+say truth, notwithstanding her boasted legitimacy,
+Fashion has but a very limited control,
+even in her own court; the real government being
+an Oligarchy, the members of which are each lords
+paramount in their own particular departments.
+Who, in fact, shall dispute an epaulet of Miss
+Pierrepoint’s? and when Mr. Myers has achieved
+a collar, who shall call it in question?</p>
+
+<p>Now, Hyde Park is worth walking in at four
+o’clock of a fine week day, though the trees are
+still bare; for there, as sure as the sunshine
+comes, shall be seen sauntering beneath it three
+distinct classes of fashionables; namely, first, the
+fair immaculates from the mansions about May
+Fair, who loll listlessly in their elegant equipages,
+and occasionally eye, with an air of infinite disdain,
+the second class, who are peregrinating on
+the other side the bar,&mdash;the fair frailties from the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">{55}</a></span>
+neighbourhood of the New Road; which latter,
+more magnanimous than their betters, and less
+envious, are content, for their parts, to appropriate
+the greater portion of the attentions of the
+third class&mdash;the ineffables and exquisites from
+Long’s, and Stevens’s. Among these last-named
+class something particular indeed must have
+happened if you do not recognise that <i>arbiter
+elegantiarum</i> of actresses, the marquis of W&mdash;&mdash;;
+that delighter in dennets and decaying beauties,
+the honourable L&mdash;&mdash; S&mdash;&mdash;; and that prince-pretty-man
+of rake-hells and roués little George
+W&mdash;&mdash;.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">{56}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57"><br />{57}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="APRIL" id="APRIL"></a>APRIL.</h2>
+
+<p>April is come! “proud&mdash;pied April!” and
+“hath put a spirit of youth in every thing.”
+Shall our portrait of her, then, alone lack that
+spirit? Not if words can speak the feelings
+from which they spring. “Spring!” See how
+the name comes uncalled-for; as if to hint that
+it should have stood in the place of “April.”
+But April <i>is</i> spring&mdash;the only spring month that
+we possess in this egregious climate of ours.
+Let us, then, make the most of it.</p>
+
+<p>April is at once the most juvenile of the
+Months, and the most feminine&mdash;never knowing
+her own mind for a day together. Fickle as a
+fond maiden with her first lover;&mdash;coying it with
+the young Sun till he withdraws his beams from
+her, and then weeping till she gets them back
+again. High-fantastical as the seething wit of
+a poet, that sees a world of beauty growing be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">{58}</a></span>neath
+his hand, and fancies that he has created
+it, whereas it is it that has created him a poet;
+for it is Nature that makes April, not April
+Nature.</p>
+
+<p>April is doubtless the sweetest month of all
+the year; partly because it ushers in the May,
+and partly for its own sake, so far as any thing
+can be valuable without reference to any thing
+else. It is, to May and June, what “sweet
+fifteen,” in the age of woman, is to passion-stricken
+eighteen, and perfect two-and-twenty.
+It is, to the confirmed Summer, what the previous
+hope of joy is to the full fruition; what
+the boyish dream of love is to love itself. It is
+indeed the month of promises; and what are
+twenty performances compared with one promise?
+When a promise of delight is fulfilled,
+it is over and done with; but while it remains a
+promise, it remains a hope: and what is all
+good, but the hope of good? What is every
+<i>to-day</i> of our life, but the hope (or the fear) of
+to-morrow? April, then, is worth two Mays,
+because it tells tales of May in every sigh that it
+breathes, and every tear that it lets fall. It is
+the harbinger, the herald, the promise, the prophecy,
+the foretaste of all the beauties that are<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">{59}</a></span>
+to follow it&mdash;of all, and more&mdash;of all the delights
+of Summer, and all the “pride, pomp, and circumstance
+of glorious” Autumn. It is fraught
+with beauties itself that no other month can
+bring before us, and</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“It bears a glass which shews us many more.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>As for April herself, her life is one sweet
+alternation of smiles and sighs and tears, and
+tears and sighs and smiles, till it is consummated
+at last in the open laughter of May. It is like&mdash;in
+short, it is like nothing in the world but “an
+April day.” And her charms&mdash;but really I
+must cease to look upon the face of this fair
+month generally, lest, like a painter in the presence
+of his mistress, I grow too enamoured to
+give a correct resemblance. I must gaze upon
+her sweet beauties one by one, or I shall never
+be able to think and treat of her in any other
+light than that of <i>the Spring</i>; which is a mere
+abstraction,&mdash;delightful to think of, but, like all
+other abstractions, not to be depicted or described.</p>
+
+<p>Before I proceed to do this, however, let me
+inform the reader that what I have hitherto said
+of April, and have yet to say, is intended to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">{60}</a></span>
+apply, not to this or that April in particular&mdash;not
+to April eighteen hundred and twenty-four,
+or fourteen, or thirty-four&mdash;but to <span class="smcap">April</span> <i>par
+excellence</i>; that is to say, what April (“not to
+speak it profanely”) <i>ought to be</i>. In short, I
+have no intention of being <i>personal</i> in my remarks;
+and if the April which I am describing
+should happen to differ, in any essential particulars,
+from the one in whose presence I am
+describing it, neither the month nor the reader
+must regard this as a covert libel or satire. The
+truth is that, for what reason I know not&mdash;whether
+to put to shame the predictions of the
+Quarterly Reviewers, or to punish us Islanders
+for our manifold follies and iniquities, or from
+any quarrel, as of old, between Oberon and
+Titania&mdash;but certain it is that</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“The seasons alter: hoary headed frosts<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And on old Hyems’ thin and icy crown<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Is, as in mockery, set: the Spring, the Summer,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The chilling Autumn, angry Winter, change<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Their wonted liveries; and the amazed world,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By their increase, now knows not which is which.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>It is of April, then, as she is when Nature is
+in her happiest mood, that I am now to speak;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">{61}</a></span>
+and we will take her in the prime of her life, and
+our first place of rendezvous shall be the open
+fields.</p>
+
+<p>What a sweet flush of new green has started
+up to the face of this meadow! And the new-born
+Daisies that stud it here and there, give it
+the look of an emerald sky powdered with snowy
+stars. In making our way to yonder hedgerow,
+which divides the meadow from the little copse
+that lines one side of it, let us not take the
+shortest way, but keep religiously to the little
+footpath; for the young grass is as yet too tender
+to bear being trod upon; and the young lambs
+themselves, while they go cropping its crisp
+points, let the sweet daisies alone, as if they
+loved to look upon a sight as pretty and as innocent
+as themselves.</p>
+
+<p>I have been hitherto very chary of appealing
+to the poets in these pleasant papers; because
+they are people that, if you give them an inch,
+even in a span-long essay of this kind, always
+endeavour to lay hands on the whole of it. They
+are like the young cuckoos, that if once they get
+hatched within a nest, always contrive to oust
+the natural inhabitants. But when the Daisy,
+“la douce Marguerite,” is in question, how can<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">{62}</a></span>
+I refrain from pronouncing a blessing on the
+bard who has, by his sweet praise of this “unassuming
+commonplace of nature,” revived that
+general love for it, which, until lately, was confined
+to the hearts of “the old poets,” and of
+those young poets of all times, the little children?
+But I need not do this, for he has his reward
+already, in the fulfilment of that prophecy
+with which he closes his address to his darling
+flower:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Thy long-lost praise thou shalt regain;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Dear shalt thou be to future men,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">As in old time.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Does the reader, now that I have brought before
+him, in company with each other, “this child
+of the year,” and the gentlest and most eloquent
+of all her lovers, desire to hear a few more of
+the compliments that he has paid to her, without
+the trouble of leaving the fields, and opening a
+book? I can afford but a few; for beneath
+yonder hedgerow, and within the twilight of the
+copse behind it, there are flocks of other sweet
+flowers, waiting for their praise.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“When soothed awhile by milder airs,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thee Winter in the garland wears<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That thinly shades his few gray hairs;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">{63}</a></span>
+<span class="i1">Spring cannot shun thee;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Autumn, melancholy wight,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Doth in thy crimson head delight<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">When rains are on thee.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>[By the by, I cannot let pass this epithet,
+“melancholy,” without protesting most strenuously
+against the above application of it. Seldom,
+indeed, is it that the poet before us falls
+into an error of this kind; and it is <i>therefore</i>
+that I point it out.]</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“In shoals and bands, a morrice train,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thou greet’st the traveller in the lane.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1 wide">* * * *<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And oft alone in nooks remote<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We meet thee, like a pleasant thought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">When such are wanted.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Be violets, in their secret mews,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The flowers the wanton Zephyrs choose;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Proud be the Rose, with rains and dews<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Her head impearling;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1 wide">* * * *<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><i>Thou</i> art the poet’s darling.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If to a rock from rains he fly,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Or some bright day of April sky<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Imprisoned by hot sunshine lie<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Near the green holly,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wearily at length should fare,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He need but look about, and there<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thou art, a friend at hand, to scare<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">His melancholy!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">If stately passions in me burn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And one chance look to thee should turn,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I drink out of an humbler urn<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">{64}</a></span>
+<span class="i1">A lowlier pleasure;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The homely sympathy, that heeds<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The common life our nature breeds;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A wisdom fitted to the needs<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Of hearts at leisure.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>And then do but see what “fantastic tricks”
+the poet’s imagination plays, when he comes to
+seek out <i>similies</i> for his fair favourite:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“A nun demure, of lowly port;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A sprightly maiden of love’s court,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In thy simplicity the sport<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Of all temptations;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A queen in crown of rubies drest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A starveling in a scanty vest;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Are all, as seem to suit thee best,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Thy appellations.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">A little Cyclops, with one eye<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Staring, to threaten or defy&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That thought comes next&mdash;and instantly<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The freak is over;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The shape will vanish&mdash;and behold!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A silver shield with boss of gold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That spreads itself, some fairy bold<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">In fight to cover.<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">I see thee glittering from afar,&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And then thou art a pretty star;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Not quite so fair as many are<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">In heaven above thee!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet like a star, with glittering crest,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Self-poised in air thou seem’st to rest!<br /></span>
+<span class="i1 wide">* * * *<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Sweet flower! for by that name at last,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When all my reveries are past,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I call thee, and to that cleave fast;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">{65}</a></span><span class="i1">Sweet silent creature!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That breath’st with me in sun and air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Do thou, as thou art wont, repair<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">My heart with gladness, and a share<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Of thy meek nature!”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>What poetry is here! It “dallies with the
+innocence” of the poet and of the flower, till we
+know not which to love best. But we must turn
+at once from the fascination of both, and not
+allow them again to seduce us from our duty to
+the rest of those sweet “children of the year”
+that are courting our attention.</p>
+
+<p>See, upon the sloping sides of this bank, beneath
+the hedgerow, what companies of Primroses
+are dedicating their pale beauties to the
+pleasant breeze that blows over them, and looking
+as faint withal as if they had senses that
+could “ache” at the rich sweetness of the hidden
+Violets that are growing here and there among
+them.</p>
+
+<p>The intermediate spots of the bank are now
+nearly covered from sight by the various green
+weeds that sprout up every where&mdash;beginning to
+fill the interstices between the lower stems of the
+Hazel, the Hawthorn, the Sloe, the Eglantine,
+and the Woodbine, which unite their friendly
+arms together above, to form the natural in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">{66}</a></span>closure,&mdash;that
+prettiest feature in our English
+scenery, or at least that which communicates a
+picturesque beauty to all the rest.</p>
+
+<p>Of the above-named shrubs, the Hazel, you
+see, is scarcely as yet in leaf; the scattered
+leaves of the Woodbine, of a dull purplish green,
+are fully spread; the Sloe is in blossom, offering
+a pretty but scentless imitation of the sweet
+hawthorn bloom that is to come next month.
+This latter is now vigorously putting forth its
+crisp and delicate filigree work of tender green,
+tipped with red; and the Eglantine, or wild
+rose, is opening its green hands, as if to welcome
+the sun.</p>
+
+<p>Entering the little copse which this inclosure
+separates from the meadow, we shall find, on the
+ground, all the low and creeping plants pushing
+forth their various shaped leaves&mdash;stars, fans,
+blades, fingers, fringes, and a score of other fanciful
+forms; and some of them bearing the prettiest
+flowers in the world. Conspicuous among
+these, in addition to those of February and
+March, are the elegant little Wood-sorrel, with
+its delicately pencilled cups; the pretty Wild
+Strawberry; the common blue Hyacinth,&mdash;so
+delightful when it comes upon you in innu<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">{67}</a></span>merable
+flocks while you are thinking of nothing
+less; the gently-stooping Harebell, the most
+fragile of all flowers, yet braving the angriest
+winds of heaven, by bowing to the ground before
+them; and, lastly, that strangest of flowers (if
+flower it be) called by the country folks Cuckoo-pint,
+and by the children Lords and Ladies.</p>
+
+<p>Still passing on through this copse, we shall
+find all the young forest trees, except the oaks,
+in a kind of half-dress, like so many village
+maidens in their trim bodices, and with their
+hair in papers. Among these are conspicuous
+the graceful Birch, hanging its head like a half-shamefaced,
+half-affected damsel; the trim Beech,
+spruce as a village gallant dressed for the fair;
+the rough-rinded Elm, grave and sedate looking,
+even in its youth, and already bespeaking the
+future “green-robed senator of mighty woods.”
+These, with the white-stemmed Ash, the Alder,
+the artificial-looking Hornbeam, and the as yet
+bare Oak, make up this silent but happy company,
+who are to stand here on the same spot all
+their lives, looking upward to the clouds and
+the stars, and downward to the star-like flowers,
+till we and our posterity (who pride ourselves
+on our superiority over them) are laid in that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">{68}</a></span>
+earth of which <i>they</i> alone are the true inheriters.</p>
+
+<p>But who ever heard of choosing a warm April
+morning to moralize in? Let us wait till winter
+for that; and in the mean time pass out of this
+pleasant little copse, and make our way windingly
+towards the village.</p>
+
+<p>In the little green lane that leads to it we
+meet with nothing very different from what we
+have already noticed; unless it be an early Bee
+booming past us, or hovering for a moment over
+the snowy flower of the Lady-smock; or a village
+boy looking upward with hand-shaded brow after
+the mounting Lark, while he holds in his other
+hand the tether of a young heifer, that he has
+led forth to take her first taste of the fresh-sprouting
+herbage.</p>
+
+<p>On reaching the Village Green, we cannot
+choose but pause before this stately Chestnut-tree,
+the smooth stem of which rises from the earth
+like a dark coloured marble column, seemingly
+placed there by art to support the pyramidal
+fabric of beauty that surmounts it. It has just
+put forth its first series of rich fan-like leaves,
+each family of which is crowned by its splendid
+spiral flower; the whole, at this period of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">{69}</a></span>
+year, forming the grandest vegetable object that
+our kingdom presents, and vying in rich beauty
+with any that Eastern woods can boast. And
+if we could reach one of those flowers, to pluck
+it, we should find that the most delicate fair ones
+of the Garden or the Greenhouse do not surpass
+it in elaborate pencilling and richly varied
+tints. It can be likened to nothing but its own
+portrait painted on velvet.</p>
+
+<p>Farther on, across the Green, with this little
+raised footpath leading to it, stands a row of
+young Lindens, separating in the middle to admit
+a view of the Parsonage-house; for it can be
+no other. What a lovely green is theirs! and
+what an exact shape in their bright circular
+leaves, all alike, clustering and flapping over
+each other! And their smooth pillar-like stems
+shoot out from the hard gravel pathway like
+artificial shafts, without a ridge, a knot, or an
+inequality, till they spread forth suddenly just
+above the reach of branch-plucking schoolboys.</p>
+
+<p>The Honeysuckles, that wreathe the trellised
+door of the neat dwelling, have already put forth
+their dull purple-tinged leaves, at distant intervals,
+on the slim shoots; but the Jasmin,
+that spreads itself over the circular-topped win<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">{70}</a></span>dows,
+is not yet sufficiently clothed to hide the
+formality of its training.</p>
+
+<p>To the right, the fine old avenue of Elms,
+forming the Walk leading to the low Church,
+are sprinkled all over with their spring attire;
+but not enough to form the shade that they
+will a month hence. At present the blue sky
+can every where be seen through them.</p>
+
+<p>We might wander on through the Village and
+its environs for a while longer, pleasantly enough,
+without exhausting the objects of novelty and
+interest that present themselves in this sweetest
+of months; but we must get within more confined
+limits, or we shall not have space to glance
+at half those which more exclusively belong to
+this time.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>If the Garden, like the Year, is not now absolutely
+at its best, it is perhaps better; inasmuch
+as a pleasant promise but half performed
+partakes of the best parts of both promise and
+performance. Now, all is neatness and finish, or
+ought to be; for the weeds have not yet began
+to make head; the annual flower seeds are all
+sown; the divisions and changes among the perennials,
+and the removings and plantings of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">{71}</a></span>
+shrubs, have all taken place. The Walks, too,
+have all been turned and freshened, and the Turf
+has began to receive its regular rollings and
+mowings. Among the bulbous-rooted perennials,
+all that were not in flower during the last two
+months, are so now; in particular the majestic
+Crown-imperial; the Tulip, beautiful as the panther,
+and as proud,&mdash;standing aloof from its own
+leaves; the rich double Hyacinth, clustering
+like the locks of Adam; and Narcissus, pale and
+passion-stricken at the sense of its own sweetness.</p>
+
+<p>But what we are chiefly to look for now are the
+fibrous-rooted and herbaceous Perennials. There
+is not one of these that has not awakened from its
+winter dreams, and put on at least the half of its
+beauty. A few of them venture to display all
+their attractions at this time, from a wise fear of
+that dangerous rivalry which they must be content
+to encounter if they were to wait for a month
+longer; for a pretty villager might as well hope
+to gain hearts at Almack’s, as a demure daisy of
+a modest polyanthus think to secure its due share
+of attention in presence of the glaring peonies,
+flaunting roses, and towering lilies of May and
+midsummer.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">{72}</a></span>
+Now, too, those late planted Stocks and Wallflowers,
+that have had strength to brave the
+cutting blasts of winter, feel the benefit of their
+hardihood, and show it in the profusion of their
+blooms and the richness of their colours.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, among flowers we have now the
+singular spotted Fritillary; Heart’s-ease, the
+“little western flower,” that cannot be looked at
+or thought of without feeling its name; and the
+Auricula, that richest in its texture and colour of
+all the vegetable tribe, and as various as rich.</p>
+
+<p>Among the Shrubs that form the inclosing
+belt of the flower-garden, the Lilac is in full leaf,
+and loaded with its heavy bunches of bloom-buds;
+the common Laurel, if it has reached its
+flowering age, is hanging out its meek modest
+flowers, preparatory to putting forth its vigorous
+summer shoots; and the Larch has on it hairy
+tufts of pink, stuck here and there among its
+delicate threads of green.</p>
+
+<p>But the great charm of this month, both in
+the open country and the garden, is undoubtedly
+the infinite <i>green</i> which pervades it every where,
+and which we had best gaze our fill at while we
+may, as it lasts but a little while,&mdash;changing in a
+few weeks into an endless variety of shades and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">{73}</a></span>
+tints, that are equivalent to as many different
+colours. It is this, and the budding forth of
+every living member of the vegetable world,
+after its long winter death, that in fact constitutes
+<span class="smcap">the Spring</span>; and the sight of which affects us
+in the manner it does, from various causes&mdash;chiefly
+moral and associated ones; but one of
+which is unquestionably physical: I mean the
+sight of so much tender green after the eye has
+been condemned to look for months and months
+on the mere negation of all colour, which prevails
+in winter in our climate. The eye feels
+cheered, cherished, and regaled by this colour,
+as the tongue does by a quick and pleasant taste,
+after having long palated nothing but tasteless
+and insipid things.</p>
+
+<p>This is the principal charm of Spring, no
+doubt. But another, and one that is scarcely
+second to this, is, the bright flush of Blossoms
+that prevails over and almost hides every thing
+else in the Fruit-garden and Orchard. What
+exquisite differences and distinctions and resemblances
+there are between all the various
+blossoms of the fruit-trees; and no less in their
+general effect than in their separate details! The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">{74}</a></span>
+Almond-blossom, which comes first of all, and
+while the tree is quite bare of leaves, is of a
+bright blush-rose colour; and when they are
+fully blown, the tree, if it has been kept to a
+compact head instead of being permitted to
+straggle, looks like one huge rose, magnified by
+some fairy magic, to deck the bosom of some
+fair giantess. The various kinds of Plum follow,
+the blossoms of which are snow-white, and as full
+and clustering as those of the almond. The
+Peach and Nectarine, which are now full blown,
+are unlike either of the above; and their sweet
+effect, as if growing out of the hard bare wall, or
+the rough wooden paling, is peculiarly pretty.
+They are of a deep blush colour, and of a delicate
+bell shape, the lips, however, divided, and
+turning backward, to expose the interior to the
+cherishing sun.</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps the bloom that is richest and
+most <i>promising</i> in its general appearance is that
+of the Cherry, clasping its white honours all
+round the long straight branches, from heel to
+point, and not letting a leaf or a bit of stem be
+seen, except the three or four leaves that come
+as a green finish at the extremity of each branch.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">{75}</a></span>
+The other blossoms, of the Pears, and (loveliest
+of all) the Apples, do not come in perfection
+till next month.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>In thinking of the circumstances which happen
+this month in connexion with the animal world,
+I scarcely know where to begin my observations,
+so numerous are the subjects, and so limited the
+space they must be despatched in. The Birds
+must have precedence, for they are now, for once
+in their lives, as busy as the bees are always.
+They are getting their houses built, and seeing
+to their household affairs, and concluding their
+family arrangements, that when the summer and
+the sunshine are fairly come, they may have
+nothing to do but teach their children the last
+new modes of flying and singing, and be as happy
+as&mdash;birds, for the rest of the year. Now, therefore,
+as in the last month, they have but little
+time to sing to each other; and the Lark has the
+morning sky all to himself. Not but we have
+other April melodies, and one or two the <i>prémices</i>
+of which belong so peculiarly to this month,
+that we must listen to them for a moment, whatever
+else is awaiting us. And first let us hearken
+to the Cuckoo, shooting out its soft and mellow,
+yet powerful voice, till it seems to fill the whole<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">{76}</a></span>
+concave of the heavens with its two mysterious
+notes, the most primitive of musical melodies.
+Who can listen to those notes for the first time
+in Spring, and not feel his school days come
+back to him? And not as he did then</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;look a thousand ways<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In bush, and tree, and sky?”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But he will be likely to look in vain; for so shy
+are they, that lucky (or rather <i>un</i>lucky, to my
+thinking) is he who has ever <i>seen</i> a cuckoo. I
+well remember that from the first moment I
+saw one flutter heavily out of an old hawthorn
+bush, and flurr awkwardly away across the meadow,
+as I was listening in rapt attention to its
+lonely voice, the mystery of the sound was gone,
+and with it no small share of its beauty.</p>
+
+<p>If we happen to be wandering forth on a warm
+still evening during the last week in this month,
+and passing near a roadside orchard, or skirting a
+little copse in returning from our twilight ramble,
+or sitting listlessly on a lawn near some thick
+plantation, waiting for bedtime, we may chance
+to be startled from our meditations (of whatever
+kind they may be) by a sound, issuing from
+among the distant leaves, that scares away the
+silence in a moment, and seems to put to flight<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">{77}</a></span>
+even the darkness itself;&mdash;stirring the spirit, and
+quickening the blood, as no other mere sound
+can, unless it be that of a trumpet calling to
+battle. That is the Nightingale’s voice. The
+cold spells of winter, that had kept him so long
+tongue-tied, and frozen the deep fountains of his
+heart, yield before the mild breath of Spring,
+and he is voluble once more. It is as if the
+flood of song had been swelling within his breast
+ever since it last ceased to flow; and was now
+gushing forth uncontrollably, and as if he had
+no will to control it: for when it does stop for
+a space, it is suddenly, as if for want of breath.
+In our climate the nightingale seldom sings above
+six weeks; beginning usually the last week in
+April. I mention this because many, who would
+be delighted to hear him, do not think of going
+to listen for his song till after it has ceased. I
+believe it is never to be heard after the young
+are hatched.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, the pretty, pert-looking Blackcap
+first appears, and pours forth his tender and
+touching love-song, scarcely inferior, in a certain
+plaintive inwardness, to the autumn song of the
+Robin. The mysterious little Grasshopper Lark
+also runs whispering within the hedgerows; the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">{78}</a></span>
+Redstart pipes prettily upon the apple trees; the
+golden-crowned Wren chirps in the kitchen-garden,
+as she watches for the new sown seeds;
+and lastly, the Thrush, who has hitherto given
+out but a desultory note at intervals to let us
+know that he was not away, now haunts the
+same tree, and frequently the same branch of it,
+day after day, and sings an “English Melody”
+that even Mr. Moore himself could not write
+appropriate words to.</p>
+
+<p>Though all the above-named are what are
+commonly called birds of passage, yet from
+their not congregating together, and from their
+particular habits (except of singing) being consequently
+but little observed, we are accustomed
+to blend them among the general class of English
+birds, and look upon them as if they belonged to
+us. But now also first come among us (whether
+from a far off land, or from their secret homes
+within our own, remains to this day undetermined)
+those mysterious and interesting strangers that
+enliven all the air of Spring and Summer with
+their foreign manners, and the infinite variety of
+whose movements it is almost as pleasant to
+watch as it is to listen to the modulations of
+their vocal brethren. I allude to the Swallow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">{79}</a></span>
+tribe, who come usually in the following order,
+namely, first the Sand-Martin, the least noticeable
+of the tribe, and not affecting the dwellings of
+man; then the House or Chimney Swallow; then
+the House Martin; and lastly the Swift. Those
+who can see shoot past them, like a thought,
+the first swallow of the year, and yet continue
+pondering on their own affairs as if nothing had
+happened, may be assured that “the seasons
+and their change” were not made for them, and
+that, whatever they may fancy they feel to the
+contrary, Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter
+are to them mere words, indicating the
+periods when rents are payable and interest becomes
+due.</p>
+
+<p>As the Swallow tribe do nothing, for the first
+fortnight after their arrival, but disport themselves,
+we will leave them and the rest of the
+feathered tribe for the present. We shall have
+sufficient opportunities of observing all their
+pretty ways hereafter.</p>
+
+<p>I am afraid we must now quit the country
+altogether, <i>as</i> the country; not however without
+mentioning that now begins that most execrable
+of all practices, Angling. Now Man, “lordly
+man,” first begins to set his wit to a simple fish;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">{80}</a></span>
+and having succeeded in attracting it to his lure,
+watches it for a space floundering about in its
+crystal waters, in the agonies of death; and
+when he is tired of this <i>sport</i>, drags it to the
+green bank, among the grass, and moss, and
+wild-flowers, and stains them all with its blood!<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a>
+The “gentle” reader may be sure that I would
+willingly have refrained altogether from forcing
+upon his attention this hateful subject, especially
+amid such scenes and objects as we have just
+been contemplating: but I was afraid that my
+“silence” might have seemed to “give consent”
+to the practice.</p>
+
+<p>We must now transport ourselves to the environs
+of London, and see what this happy season
+is producing there; for to leave the very heart
+of the country, and cast ourselves at once into
+the very heart of town, would be likely to put
+us in a temper ill suited to the time.</p>
+
+<p>Now, on Palm Sunday, boys and girls (youths
+and maidens have got much above so “childish”
+a practice) may be met early in the morning, in
+blithe though breakfastless companies, sallying<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">{81}</a></span>
+forth towards the pretty outlets about Hampstead
+and Highgate on one side of the water,
+and Clapham and Camberwell on the other (all
+of which they innocently imagine to be “The
+Country”), there to sport away the pleasant hours
+till dinner-time, and then return home, with joy
+in their hearts, endless appetites in their stomachs,
+and bunches of the Sallow Willow with its silken
+bloom-buds in their hands, as trophies of their
+travels.</p>
+
+<p>Now, at last, the Easter week is arrived, and
+the Poor have for once in the year the best of
+it,&mdash;setting all things, but their own sovereign
+will, at a wise defiance. The journeyman who
+works on Easter Monday should lose his <i>caste</i>,
+and be sent to the Coventry of Mechanics, wherever
+that may be. In fact, it cannot happen.
+On Easter Monday ranks change places; Jobson
+is as good as Sir John; the “rude mechanical”
+is “monarch of all he surveys” from the summit
+of Greenwich Hill, and when he thinks fit
+to say “It is our royal pleasure to be drunk!”
+who shall dispute the proposition? Not I, for
+one. When our English mechanics accuse their
+betters of oppressing them, the said betters should
+reverse the old appeal, and refer from Philip sober<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">{82}</a></span>
+to Philip drunk; and then nothing more could
+be said. But <span class="ucsmcap">NOW</span>, they <i>have</i> no betters, even
+in their own notion of the matter. And in the
+name of all that is transitory, envy them not their
+brief supremacy! It will be over before the end
+of the week, and they will be as eager to return
+to their labour as they now are to escape from it;
+for the only thing that an Englishman, whether
+high or low, cannot endure patiently for a week
+together, is, unmingled amusement. At this time,
+however, he is determined to try. Accordingly,
+on Easter Monday all the narrow lanes and blind
+alleys of our metropolis pour forth their dingy
+denizens into the suburban fields and villages,
+in search of the said amusement, which is plentifully
+provided for them by another class, even
+less enviable than the one on whose patronage
+they depend; for of all callings, the most melancholy
+is that of Purveyor of Pleasure to the
+poor.</p>
+
+<p>During the Monday our determined holiday
+maker, as in duty bound, contrives, by the aid
+of a little or not a little artificial stimulus, to be
+happy in a tolerably exemplary manner. On
+the Tuesday, he <i>fancies</i> himself happy to-day,
+because he <i>felt</i> himself so yesterday. On the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">{83}</a></span>
+Wednesday he cannot tell what has come to
+him, but every ten minutes he wishes himself at
+home, where he never goes but to sleep. On
+Thursday he finds out the secret, that he is
+heartily sick of doing nothing; but is ashamed
+to confess it; and then what is the use of going
+to work before his money is spent? On Friday
+he swears that he is a fool for throwing away
+the greatest part of his quarter’s savings without
+having any thing to show for it, and gets gloriously
+drunk with the rest to prove his words;
+passing the pleasantest night of all the week in
+a watch-house. And on Saturday, after thanking
+“his Worship” for his good advice, of which he
+does not remember a word, he comes to the wise
+determination, that, after all, there is nothing
+like working all day long in silence, and at
+night spending his earnings and his breath in
+beer and politics!&mdash;So much for the Easter week
+of a London holiday maker.</p>
+
+<p>But there is a sport belonging to Easter Monday
+which is not confined to the lower classes; and
+which fun forbid that I should pass over silently.
+If the reader has not, during his boyhood, performed
+the exploit of riding to the Turn-out of
+the Stag on Epping Forest&mdash;following the hounds<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">{84}</a></span>
+all day long at a respectful distance&mdash;returning
+home in the evening with the loss of nothing but
+his hat, his hunting whip, and his horse, not
+to mention a portion of his nether person&mdash;and
+finishing the day by joining the Lady Mayoress’s
+Ball at the Mansion-House; if the reader has
+not done all this when a boy, I will not tantalize
+him by expiating on the superiority of those who
+have. And if he <i>has</i> done it, I need not tell
+him that he has no cause to envy his friend who
+escaped with a flesh wound from the fight of
+Waterloo; for there is not a pin to choose between
+them.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>I have little to tell the reader in regard to
+London exclusively, this month; which is lucky,
+because I have left myself less than no space at
+all to tell it in. I must mention, however, that
+now is heard in her streets the prettiest of all
+the cries which are peculiar to them&mdash;“Come,
+buy my Primroses!” and but for which the
+Londoners would have no idea that Spring was
+at hand.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, spoiled children make “fools” of
+their mammas and papas; which is but fair,
+seeing that the said mammas and papas return<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">{85}</a></span>
+the compliment during all the rest of the year.
+Now, not even a sceptical apprentice (for such
+there be now-a-days, thanks to the enlightening
+effects of universal education) but is religiously
+persuaded of the merits of <i>Good</i> Friday, and the
+propriety of its being so called, since it procures
+him two Sundays in the week instead of one.</p>
+
+<p>Finally,&mdash;now, Exhibitions of Paintings court
+the public gaze, and obtain it, in every quarter;
+on the principle, I suppose, that the eye has, at
+this season of the year, a natural hungering and
+thirsting after the colours of the Spring leaves
+and flowers, and rather than not meet with them
+at all, is content to find them on painted canvas!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">{86}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87"><br />{87}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="MAY" id="MAY"></a>MAY.</h2>
+
+<p>Spring is with us once more, pacing the earth
+in all the primal pomp of her beauty, with flowers
+and soft airs and the song of birds every where
+about her, and the blue sky and the bright
+clouds above. But there is one thing wanting,
+to give that happy completeness to her advent,
+which belonged to it in the elder times; and
+without which it is like a beautiful melody without
+words, or a beautiful flower without scent,
+or a beautiful face without a soul. The voice
+of Man is no longer heard, hailing her approach
+as she hastens to bless him; and his choral
+symphonies no longer meet and bless <i>her</i> in return&mdash;bless
+her by letting her behold and hear
+the happiness that she comes to create. The
+soft songs of women are no longer blended with
+her breath as it whispers among the new leaves;
+their slender feet no longer trace <i>her</i> footsteps
+in the fields and woods and wayside copses, or
+dance delighted measures round the flowery of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">{88}</a></span>ferings
+that she prompted their lovers to place
+before them on the village green. Even the
+little children themselves, that have an instinct
+for the Spring, and feel it to the very tips of
+their fingers, are permitted to let May come
+upon them, without knowing from whence the
+impulse of happiness that they feel proceeds, or
+whither it tends. In short,</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“All the earth is gay;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Land and sea<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Give themselves up to jollity,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And with the heart of May<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Doth every beast keep holiday:”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>while man, man alone, lets the season come
+without glorying in it; and when it goes he lets
+it go without regret; as if “all seasons and
+their change” were alike to him; or rather, as
+if he were the lord of all seasons, and they were
+to do homage and honour to him, instead of he
+to them! How is this? Is it that we have “sold
+our birthright for a mess of pottage?”&mdash;that we
+have bartered “our being’s end and aim” for a
+purse of gold? Alas! thus it is:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“The world is too much with us; late and soon,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers:<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Little we see in nature that is ours;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">We have given our hearts away&mdash;a sordid boon!”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">{89}</a></span>
+And the consequence is, that, if we would know
+the true nature of those hearts, and the manner
+in which they are adapted to receive and act
+upon the impressions that come to them from
+external things, we must gain what we seek at
+secondhand; we must look into the records that
+have been copied from hearts that lived and beat
+ages ago; for in our own breasts we shall find
+only a blurred and scribbled sheet, or at best
+but a blank one. Even among our poets, the
+passions, characters, and events growing out of
+an over-civilized state of society, have usurped
+the place of those primary impulses and impressions
+in the susceptibility to receive which
+the poetical temperament mainly consists; and
+instead of Nature and her works being any longer
+the theme of our verse, these are only brought in
+as occasional aids and ornaments, to show off,
+not <i>man</i> as he essentially is in all time, but <i>men</i>
+as they accidentally are in the nineteenth century.
+It is true that one of our poets, and he
+the greatest, has nearly escaped the polluting
+influence of towns and cities. But in doing so,
+he has been compelled to take such close shelter
+within the citadel of his own heart, that his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">{90}</a></span>
+mental health has somewhat suffered from a
+want of due airing and exercise. And this it is
+which will, in a great measure, prevent his
+works from calling us back to that vigorous and
+healthful condition which they otherwise might.
+No, even Mr. Wordsworth himself has not been
+able, from the loopholes of his retreat, to take
+that kind of glance at “man, nature, and society,”
+which will enable him so to adapt himself
+to our wants as to do more than persuade us
+of their existence. To supply or set aside those
+wants will demand even a greater than he: unless
+indeed (as I fear) we are “hurt past all <i>poetry</i>,”
+and must look for a cure to that Nature alone
+which we have so long despised and outraged.
+But be this as it may, we are still able to <i>feel</i>
+what Nature is, though we have in a great measure
+ceased to <i>know</i> it; though we have chosen
+to neglect her ordinances, and absent ourselves
+from her presence, we still retain some instinctive
+reminiscences of her beauty and her power; and
+every now and then the sordid walls of those
+mud hovels which we have built for ourselves,
+and choose to dwell in, fall down before the
+magic touch of our involuntary fancies, and give<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">{91}</a></span>
+us glimpses into “that imperial palace whence
+we came,” and make us yearn to return thither,
+though it be but in thought.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Then sing ye birds, sing, sing a joyous song!<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And let the young lambs bound<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">As to the tabor’s sound!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We <i>in thought</i> will join your throng,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Ye that pipe and ye that play,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Ye that through your hearts to-day<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Feel the gladness of the <span class="smcap">May</span>!”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Meet me, then, gentle reader, here on this
+Village Green, and forgetting that there are such
+places as cities in the world, let us “do observance
+to a morn of May:” we shall find it
+almost as pleasant an employment as money-getting
+itself! From this spot we can observe
+specimens of many of those objects which are
+now in their fullest beauty, and which we were
+obliged to pass over at our last meeting.</p>
+
+<p>The stately Horse-chestnut is in still greater
+perfection than it was last month&mdash;each of its
+pyramidal flowers looking like a “picture in
+little” of the great American Aloe. The Limes,
+too, that shade the lower windows of the Parsonage,
+and the Honeysuckles that make a little
+bower of its trellised doorway, are now in full
+leaf.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">{92}</a></span>
+By the sunshine, which falls in bright patches
+on this broad walk leading to the Church, we
+may observe that the Elms are not as yet in full
+leaf; and casting our eyes upward, we shall see,
+through the intervals between the thinly spread
+leaves, spots of blue sky looking down upon us
+like a host of blue eyes. In the little Churchyard
+the graves are all covered with a flush of
+new green, spotted here and there with Daisies,
+which make even them look gay; the Ivy, which
+binds together the stones of the old belfry, is
+every where putting forth its young shoots; and
+the dark Yew itself, that shades the low porch,
+feels the influence of the season, and is once more
+putting on a look of green old age.</p>
+
+<p>Let us now pass over the little stile that divides
+this sadly sweet inclosure from the adjacent
+paddock, and make our way into the open fields
+beyond. But what is this rich perfume, that
+comes floating past us as we go, borne on the
+warm breeze like incense? What but the sweet
+breath of the Hawthorn, blended (for those who
+have organs delicate enough to distinguish it)
+with that of the Violet, which grows about its
+roots, and steams up its plaintive odours from a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">{93}</a></span>
+crowd of hidden censers, till they reach the
+clouds of sweetness that are hanging above, and
+both are borne away together on the wings of
+every wind that passes. Those who are not accustomed
+to the <i>harmony of scents</i>, and cannot
+detect two or three together when they are
+blended in this manner, are exactly in the situation
+of those who are only susceptible of the
+<i>melodies</i> of music, and can hear nothing in
+<i>harmony</i> but a <i>single sound</i>.</p>
+
+<p>One of the loveliest objects in the vegetable
+kingdom is a fine-grown Hawthorn tree, in the
+state in which we meet with it this month.
+But they are scarcely ever to be found in the
+open country, being of such extremely slow
+growth that they require particular advantages
+of soil, protection from the depredations of cattle,
+&amp;c. before they can be made to reach the state
+of <i>a tree</i>. They are seldom to be met with in
+this state except in parks and pleasure-grounds;
+and even then they require to stand perfectly
+alone, or they do not gain that picturesque elegance
+of form on which so much of their beauty
+depends. There are some, I remember, both
+pink and white, in the deer-park of Maudlin<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">{94}</a></span>
+College, that are <i>a sight</i> to look upon. The
+extreme beauty of this tree when in blossom
+arises partly from the delightful mixture of the
+leaves and blossoms together,&mdash;almost all the
+other trees that can properly be called <i>flowering</i>
+ones putting forth their blossoms before they
+have acquired sufficient green leaves to contrast
+with and set them off. There is another tree
+that we have not yet noticed, the Sycamore, the
+effect of which, when it is suffered to grow
+singly, is extremely elegant at this season.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, and not till now, the Oak, the
+Walnut, and the Mulberry begin to put forth
+their leaves, offering us, even till the commencement
+of June, a seeming renewal or lengthening
+out of the Spring, when all the rest of the vegetable
+world has put on the hues of Summer.
+The two first of these, however, have during the
+first fortnight of their vegetation the brown and
+golden hues of Autumn upon them.</p>
+
+<p>But we must be more brief in our search
+after the beauties of May, or we shall not have
+space to name the half of them. Let us turn,
+then, towards our home inclosures; glancing, as
+we pass, at a few more of those sweet sights which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">{95}</a></span>
+belong to the fields exclusively. And first let
+us feed our eyes with the brilliant green of
+yonder Wheat-field. The stems, you see, have
+just attained height enough to wave gracefully
+in the wind; which, as it passes over them,
+seems to convert the whole into a beautiful lake
+of bright green undulating water. That Meadow
+which adjoins it, glittering all over with yellow
+King-cups, is no less bright and beautiful. It
+looks like the bed where Jupiter visited Danäe
+in a shower of gold. How pretty, too, are these
+Cowslips, starting up close beside our path, as if
+anxious to be seen, and yet hanging down their
+modest heads, as if afraid to meet the gaze that
+they seem to court.</p>
+
+<p>We must delay for a moment beside this
+pretty Hedgerow, to observe a few more of the
+various coloured weeds (so called by those manufacturers
+of artificial flowers, the gardeners)
+which first put forth their blossoms this month.
+Conspicuous is the Campion, rising from the
+bank, with its single lake-coloured flowers scattered
+aloof from each other, upon their long
+bare stems. Among the lower leaves of these,
+rising from the ditch below, the Water-violet<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">{96}</a></span>
+rears its elegant head, consisting of rosy clusters
+ranged tier above tier, and lessening towards the
+top, till they form a flowery pyramid. About
+the edges of the banks, low on the ground,
+are scattered the Hyacinths in blue profusion,
+relieved here and there by the white Cuckoo-flower,
+or Lady-smock, the plain, but sweet-scented
+Woodruff, and the sunny Dandelion;
+while, close beneath the overhanging hedgerow,
+the Cuckoo-pint stands motionless in its green
+pavilion, and seems to keep watch, like a sentinel,
+over the flowery tribe around.</p>
+
+<p>But see! yonder Butterfly, fluttering past us
+like a winged flower, reminds us that now come
+forth that ephemeral race whose lives are scarcely
+of longer date than those of the flowers on whose
+aroma they feed.</p>
+
+<p>Now, shoot past us, like winged arrows, or
+hover near us like Fairies’ messengers come to
+bring us tidings of the Summer, those frail
+creatures&mdash;green, and purple, and gold&mdash;borne
+on invisible gossamer wings,&mdash;of which the flying
+dragons of fairy and of pantomime-land are but
+clumsy imitations. Now, blithe companies of
+Gnats hum and hover up and down in the warm<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">{97}</a></span>
+air, like motes in a sunbeam. Now, the wayside
+Cricket begins to chirrup forth its monotonous
+mirth; for ever harping on one note,
+and never tiring or growing tired. Now, the
+great Humble Bee goes booming along, startling
+the pleased ear as he passes; or hurries suddenly
+out of the heart of some wayside flower, and
+leaves it trembling at his departure, as if a
+thought of his distant home had disturbed him
+in the midst of his blithe labours. Now, in the
+early dusk, the heavy Cockchafer hums drowsily
+along, or flurs from out some near lime-tree,
+and flings his mailed form (as if on purpose)
+into the face of the startled passenger. Now, at
+night, the Glow-worm shows her bright love-lamp
+to her distant mate, as he floats in the dim
+air above; and, seeing it, he closes his thin
+wings about him, and drops down to her side.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the most active and industrious of all
+the smaller birds, the Swallow tribe, begin to
+devote themselves seriously to the business of
+the season. They have hitherto, since their
+first appearance, been sporting about in seeming
+idleness. But without this needful exercise and
+relaxation they would not be fit to go through
+the henceforth unceasing toils of the Summer;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">{98}</a></span>
+for they have two or three broods to bring up
+before they retire, each of which, when hatched,
+requires the incessant toil of the parents from
+light till dark, to provide them food,&mdash;so dainty
+and delicate are they in the choice of it. Now,
+during this month, they begin and complete
+their dwellings; the House-swallow in the shafts
+of chimneys, thus providing their young at once
+with warmth and safety; the confiding Martin
+in the windows, and under the eaves, of our
+houses; and the Swift within the clefts of castles
+and other high old buildings, where “the air is
+delicate.”</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now many of the earlier builders are
+<i>sitting</i>, and some few have hatched their broods.
+Let those who would contemplate, in imagination,
+the most perfect state of tranquil happiness
+of which a sentient being is susceptible, gaze
+(still in imagination, for actual sight would break
+the spell for both parties) on the mother bird,
+breasting her warm eggs beneath the shade of
+some retired covert, while her vocal lover (made
+vocal by his love) sits on some near bough
+beside, and pours into her listening heart the
+joy that <i>will</i> not be contained within his own.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">{99}</a></span>
+In the Garden we now find all the promises of
+April completed, and a host of others springing
+up, to be fulfilled in their turn during the rest of
+the season. But May, notwithstanding its reputation
+in this particular, is not to be considered
+as, <i>par excellence</i>, the Month of Flowers, at
+least in this climate, and in respect to those
+flowers which have now become exclusively
+garden ones: though of <i>wild</i> flowers, and of
+blossoms which are afterwards to produce fruit,
+it is the month. Of the annuals, for instance,
+which make so rich a show in common gardens,
+(and it is of those alone that these unexotic
+pages profess to speak), none flower in May; but
+all of them mix up their many-shaded greens,
+and contrast their various shaped forms, with
+those that do. Among these latter are, in addition
+to those of last month which still continue
+in blow, the rich-scented Wall-flower; the flower
+of as many names as colours, the prettiest of
+which is taken from that feeling which the sight
+of it gives&mdash;Heart’s-ease; Crown-imperial; Lily
+of the Valley, most delicate of all the vegetable
+tribe, both in shape and odour,&mdash;its bright little
+illumination-lamps looking out meekly from their
+pavilions of emerald green; the towering, blue<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">{100}</a></span>
+Monk’s-hood; the pretty but foreign-looking
+Fritillary, or Snake’s-head, as it is more appropriately
+called, from its shape and colours;
+and sometimes, when the season is unfavourably
+favourable, the Rose herself. But her and her
+attractions we must leave till they come upon us
+in showers, in her <i>own</i> month of June.</p>
+
+<p>Among the flowering shrubs we have now,
+also, many which demand their Spring welcome.
+And first the Lilac; for it was scarcely in full
+bloom last month; and it is its rich fulness
+that constitutes much of its charm, though its
+scent is delightful. Now, too, the Guelder-rose
+flings up its spheres of white light into the air,
+supported on their invisible stems, and looking,
+as the wind blows them about, like the jugglers’
+balls chasing each other as if in sport. The
+Mountain-ash, too, puts forth its fans of white
+blossom, which the imagination converts, as soon
+as they appear, into those rich bunches of scarlet
+berries that make the winter months look gay;
+and which said “imagination” would do the
+same by the Elder-bloom, which also now appears,
+but that its delicious odour, when scented
+at a sufficient distance from its source, tells tales
+of any thing but winter and elder-wine. Lastly,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">{101}</a></span>
+the Laburnum now hangs forth its golden glories,
+and shows itself, for a few brief days, the most
+graceful of all the inhabitants of the shrubbery.
+The blossoms of the Laburnum, where they are
+seen from a little distance, and have (from circumstances
+of soil, &amp;c.) acquired their due dependent
+posture, can scarcely be looked at
+steadily without a seeming <i>motion</i> being communicated
+to them, as if some invisible hand
+had detached them from their stems, and they
+were in the act of falling to the earth in the
+form of a yellow rain.</p>
+
+<p>In the orchard, the loveliest of all fruit-blossoms,
+the Apples, are now in full perfection.
+These flowers are scarcely ever examined or
+praised for their beauty; and yet they are
+formed of almost every other flower’s best.
+They are as fresh as the Rose, and more delicate;
+as innocent as the Vale Lily, and more
+gay; as modest as the Daisy, and less prim.
+And surely they are not the worse for being
+followed by a beautiful fruit; any more than a
+beautiful bride is the worse for being a rich one.
+I have been “cudgelling my brains” (which, to
+speak the truth, I am seldom called upon to do)
+for a likeness to this lovely blossom; and I can<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">{102}</a></span>
+find none but that which I have used already.
+The Apple-blossom is like nothing, in nature or
+in art, but the Countess of B&mdash;&mdash;’s face; which
+is itself not wholly in either, being a happy
+mixture of the best parts of both&mdash;the sweet
+simplicity of the one, and the finished grace of
+the other; and which&mdash;but I beseech her to
+take it away from before my imagination at
+once, if she has any desire to see these pleasant
+papers come to a conclusion; for if it should
+again open upon me from among the flowers,
+like Cupid’s from out the Rose, I cannot answer
+for the consequences on the remainder of this
+history; for, though I am able to find in the
+Apple-blossom no likeness to any thing but <i>her</i>
+face, if once I am put upon pointing out resemblances
+in <i>that</i>, it shall go hard but I will
+prove it to be, in some particular or other, the
+prototype of all beautiful things,&mdash;always excepting
+Sir Thomas’s portrait of her; which,
+however <i>she</i> may be like <i>it</i>, is <i>not like her</i>. Her
+face is like&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">’Tis like the morning when it breaks;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">’Tis like the evening when it takes<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Reluctant leave of the low sun;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">’Tis like the moon, when day is done,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rising above the level sea;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">’Tis like&mdash;&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">{103}</a></span>
+But hold!&mdash;if my readers, in consideration of
+the brief limits which confine me, are not to be
+treated with other people’s poetry, they shall,
+at least, not be troubled with mine; to which
+end I must bid adieu to the abovenamed face,
+once and for ever.</p>
+
+<p>We may now quit the garden for this month;
+though it would be ungrateful to do so without
+condescending to take one glance at that portion
+of it which is to supply our more substantial
+wants. Now, then, the Kitchen-garden is in its
+best trim, its orderly inhabitants having all put
+on their Spring liveries, and their sprightliest
+looks, but not being yet sufficiently advanced in
+growth to call down that havoc which will soon
+be at work among them. We must not venture
+into detail here; though the real lover of the
+Garden (unless he affects the <i>genteel</i>) would
+scarcely be angry with us if we did. But we
+may notice, in passing, the first fruits of the
+year&mdash;Gooseberries and Currants; the successive
+crops of Peas and Beans, “each under each,”
+the earliest just getting into bloom; green lines
+of Lettuces, so spruce and orderly, that it seems
+a pity ever to break them; (ditto of Cabbages
+we of course utterly exclude, seeing that such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">{104}</a></span>
+things were never heard of in the polite purlieus
+of Piccadilly;) Melon and Cucumber frames,
+glittering in the bright light, and half open, to
+admit the morning visits of the sun and air. In
+short, a flower-garden itself is but half complete,
+if we cannot step out of it at pleasure into the
+kitchen one, on the other side of the green screen
+or the fruit-clothed wall that bounds it.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Must we, after all this pleasant expatiation
+among the natural delights of May, repair to
+the metropolis, and see whether there is any
+thing worthy of remark among the artificial
+ones? I suppose we must; for it is mid-winter
+in London now, and the fashionable season is at
+its height. But we must not be expected to
+look about us there in the best possible humour,
+after having left the flowers and the sunshine
+behind us. We will, at all events, contrive to
+reach London on May-day, that we may not
+lose the only relic that is left us of the sports
+which were once as natural to this period as the
+opening of the leaves or the springing of the
+grass. I mean the gloomy merriment of Jack
+in the Green, and the sad hilarity of the chimney-sweepers.
+This is, indeed, a melancholy affair,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">{105}</a></span>
+contrasted with what that must have been of
+which it reminds us. The effect of it, to the
+bystanders, is like that of a wobegone ballad-singer
+chanting a merry stave. It is good as
+far as it goes, nevertheless; inasmuch as it procures
+a holiday, such as it is, for those who
+would not otherwise know the meaning of the
+phrase. The wretched imps, whose mops and
+mowes produce the mock merriment in question,
+are the <i>parias</i> of their kind; outcasts from the
+society even of their equals, the very charity-boys
+give themselves airs of patronage in their
+presence; and the little beggar’s brat, that leads
+his blind father along the streets, would scorn
+to be seen playing at chuck-farthing with them.
+But even they, on May-day, feel themselves
+somebody; for the rout of ragged urchins, that
+turned up their noses at them yesterday, will
+to-day dog their footsteps with admiring shouts,
+and, such is the love of momentary distinction,
+would not disdain to own an acquaintance with
+them. Nay, some of them are trying, even now,
+to recollect whether it was not with that young
+gentleman, in the gilt jacket and gauze trowsers,
+that they had the honour of playing at marbles<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">{106}</a></span>
+“on Wednesday last.” There was not a man
+in the crowd, when Jack Thurtell was hanged,
+that would not have been proud of a nod from
+him on the scaffold.</p>
+
+<p>Now, on the first day, the hats of the Hammersmith
+coachmen grow progressively heavy,
+and their heads light, with the “favours” they
+receive from the barmaids of the fifteen public-houses
+at which they regularly stop to refresh
+themselves between Kensington Gravel Pits and
+Saint Paul’s.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the winter being fairly set in, London
+is full of life; and Bond-street seems an enviable
+spot in the eyes of coach-makers, and cavalry
+officers on duty.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the innocent inhabitants of May-fair
+wonder what the people in the street can mean
+by disturbing them at six in the morning, just
+as they are getting to sleep, by crying, “come
+buy my nice bow-pots!” not having any notion
+that there are natural flowers “in the midst of
+winter!”</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Benefits have began at the winter
+theatres, and consequently all “genteel” persons
+have left off going there; seeing that the only<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">{107}</a></span>
+attraction offered on those occasions is a double
+portion of amusement: as if any body went to
+the theatre for <i>that</i>!</p>
+
+<p>Now, the high fashionables, for once in the
+year, permit their horses’ hoofs to honour the
+stones of the Strand by striking fire out of
+them; and, what is still more unaccountable,
+they permit plebeian shawls and shoulders to
+come in contact with theirs, on the stairs of
+Somerset House. And all to encourage the
+Arts! That their own portraits, by Sir Thomas,
+are among the number of the works exhibited,
+cannot for a moment be considered as the moving
+cause at such marvellous condescension.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, flowing through the Strand in opposite
+directions towards the same spot, may be
+seen, on fine days of the first fortnight, two
+streams of white muslin, on which flowers are
+floating, and which form a confluence at the gates
+of the Academy, and ascending the winding staircase
+together (which streams are seldom in the
+habit of doing), presently disperse themselves
+into a lake at the top of the building, which
+glows with as many colours as that on the top
+of Mount Cenis.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, still on the same spot, may be seen,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">{108}</a></span>
+peering half shamefacedly in the purlieus of his
+own picture, some anxious young artist, watching
+intently for those scraps of criticism which
+the newspapers have as yet withheld from him
+(but which will doubtless appear in <i>tomorrow’s</i>
+report); and believing, from the bottom of his
+soul, that the young lady, aged twelve years,
+who has just fetched her mamma to admire <i>his</i>
+production, is the best judge in the room; which,
+considering that he is a reasonable person, and
+nowise prejudiced, is more than he can account
+for in one so young!</p>
+
+<p>Now, an occasional butterfly is seen fluttering
+away over the heads of the pale pedestrians of
+Ludgate Hill, who wonder what it can portend.
+Now, country cousins pay their triennial visits to
+the sights of London; and having been happy
+enough to secure lodgings in a side street in the
+Strand, have no doubt whatever that they are
+living at the west end of the town. Accordingly,
+they perambulate Parliament-street with exemplary
+perseverance, and then return to the country,
+to tell tales of the fashionables they have
+seen.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now the Parks really are the pleasantest
+imitations of the country that can be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">{109}</a></span>
+met with away from it. That of Hyde is worth
+walking in at five on a fine week-day, if it be
+only to see how the footmen and the horses enjoy
+themselves; and still more so at four on a fine
+Sunday, to see how the citizens do the same.
+The Green Park, in virtue of the youths and
+maidens who meander about it in all directions
+on the latter day, looks, at a distance, like
+a meadow strewn all over with moving wild-flowers.
+And the great alley in Kensington
+Gardens, when the fashionables please to patronise
+it, is as pretty to look down upon, from
+the Pavilion at top, as one of Watteau’s pictures.</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">{110}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111"><br />{111}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="JUNE" id="JUNE"></a>JUNE.</h2>
+
+<p>Summer is come&mdash;come, but not to stay; at
+least, not at the commencement of this month.
+And how should it, unless we expect that the
+seasons will be kind enough to conform to the
+devices of man, and suffer themselves to be called
+by what name and at what period <i>he</i> pleases?
+He must die and leave them a legacy (instead
+of they him) before there will be any show of
+justice in this. Till then the beginning of June
+will continue to be the latter end of May, by
+rights; as it was according to the <i>old style</i>. And,
+among a thousand changes, in what one has the
+old style been improved upon by the new?
+Assuredly not in that of substituting the <i>utile</i>
+for the <i>dulce</i>, in any eyes but those of almanack
+makers. Let all lovers of Spring, therefore, be
+fully persuaded that, for the first fortnight in
+June, they are living in May; and then, all the
+sweet truths that I had to tell of the latter month,
+are equally applicable to half the present. We<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">{112}</a></span>
+shall thus be gaining instead of losing, after all,
+by the impertinence of any breath, but that of
+Heaven, attempting to force Spring into Summer,
+even in name alone.</p>
+
+<p>Spring, therefore, may now be considered as
+employed in completing her toilet, and, for the
+first weeks of this month, putting on those last
+finishing touches which an accomplished beauty
+never trusts to any hand but her own. In the
+woods and groves also, she is still clothing some
+of her noblest and proudest attendants with their
+new annual attire. The oak until now has been
+nearly bare; and, of whatever age, has been
+looking old all the Winter and Spring, on account
+of its crumpled branches and wrinkled
+rind. Now, of whatever age, it looks young, in
+virtue of its new green, lighter than all the rest
+of the grove. Now, also, the stately Walnut
+(standing singly or in pairs in the fore-court of
+ancient manor-houses; or in the home corner of
+the pretty park-like paddock at the back of some
+modern Italian villa, whose white dome it saw
+rise beneath it the other day, and mistakes for a
+mushroom), puts forth its smooth leaves slowly,
+as “sage grave men” do their thoughts; and
+which over-caution reconciles one to the beating<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">{113}</a></span>
+it receives in the autumn, as the best means of
+at once compassing its present fruit, and making
+it bear more; as its said prototypes in animated
+nature are obliged to have their brains cudgelled,
+before any good can be got from them.</p>
+
+<p>Among the ornamental trees, the only one
+that is not as yet clothed in all its beauty is, the
+most beautiful of all&mdash;the white Acacia. Its trim
+taper leaves are but just spreading themselves
+forth to welcome the coming summer sun; as
+those pretty female fingers which they resemble
+are spread involuntarily at the approach of the
+accepted lover.</p>
+
+<p>The Mulberry, too, which in this country
+never sees itself unprovided with a smooth-shaven
+carpet of green turf beneath it, on which to drop
+(without injuring) its tender fruit, is only now
+rousing itself from its late repose. Its appearance
+is at present as poverty-stricken, in comparison
+with most of its well-dressed companions,
+as six weeks hence it will be rich, full, and
+umbrageous.</p>
+
+<p>These are the chief appearances of the early
+part of this month which appertain exclusively
+to the Spring. Let us now (however reluctantly)
+take a final leave of that lovely and love-making<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">{114}</a></span>
+season, and at once step forward into the glowing
+presence of Summer&mdash;contenting ourselves, however,
+to touch the hem of her rich garments, and
+not attempting to look into her heart, till she lays
+that open to us herself next month: for whatever
+school-boys calendar-makers may say to the
+contrary, Midsummer never happens in England
+till July.</p>
+
+<p>The most appropriate spots in which first to
+watch the footsteps of Summer are amid “the
+pomp of Groves, and garniture of Fields.” There
+let us seek her, then.</p>
+
+<p>To saunter, at mid June, beneath the shade of
+some old forest, situated in the neighbourhood of
+a great town, so that paths are worn through
+it, and you can make your way with ease in any
+direction, gives one the idea of being transferred,
+by some strange magic, from the surface of the
+earth to the bottom of the sea! (I say it gives
+<i>one</i> this idea; for I cannot answer for more, in
+matters of so arbitrary a nature as the association
+of ideas). Over head, and round about, you hear
+the sighing, the whispering, or the roaring (as
+the wind pleases) of a thousand billows; and
+looking upward, you see the light of heaven
+transmitted faintly, as if through a mass of green<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">{115}</a></span>
+waters. Hither and thither, as you move along,
+strange forms flit swiftly about you, which may,
+for any thing you can see or hear to the contrary,
+be exclusive natives of the new world in which
+your fancy chooses to find itself: they may be
+<i>fishes</i>, if that pleases; for they are as mute as such,
+and glide through the liquid element as swiftly.
+Now and then, indeed, one of larger growth, and
+less lubricated movements, lumbers up from beside
+your path, and cluttering noisily away to
+a little distance, may chance to scare for a moment
+your sub-marine reverie. Your palate too
+may perhaps here step in, and try to persuade
+you that the cause of interruption was not a fish
+but a pheasant. But in fact, if your fancy is
+one of those which are disposed to “listen to
+reason,” it will not be able to lead you into spots
+of the above kind without your gun in your
+hand,&mdash;one report of which will put all fancies
+to flight in a moment, as well as every thing else
+that has wings. To return, therefore, to our
+walk,&mdash;what do all these strange objects look
+like, that stand silently about us in the dim twilight,
+some spiring straight up, and tapering as
+they ascend, till they lose themselves in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">{116}</a></span>
+green waters above&mdash;some shattered and splintered,
+leaning against each other for support, or
+lying heavily on the floor on which we walk&mdash;some
+half buried in that floor, as if they had
+lain dead there for ages, and become incorporate
+with it; what do all these seem, but wrecks and
+fragments of some mighty vessel, that has sunk
+down here from above, and lain weltering and
+wasting away, till these are all that is left of it!
+Even the floor itself on which we stand, and the
+vegetation it puts forth, are unlike those of any
+other portion of the earth’s surface, and may
+well recall, by their strange appearance in the
+half light, the fancies that have come upon us
+when we have read or dreamt of those gifted
+beings, who, like Ladurlad in Kehama, could
+walk on the floor of the sea, without waiting,
+as the visitors at Watering-places are obliged to
+do, for the tide to go out.</p>
+
+<p>“But why,” exclaims the reasonable reader,
+“detain us, at a time of year like this, among
+fancies and associations, when facts and realities
+a thousand times more lovely are waiting to be
+recorded?” He is right, and I bow to the
+reproof; only I must escape at once from the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">{117}</a></span>
+old Forest into which I had inadvertently wandered;
+for <i>there</i> I shall not be able to remain a
+moment fancy-free.</p>
+
+<p>Stepping forth, then, into the open fields,
+what a bright pageant of Summer beauty is
+spread out before us! We are standing, you
+perceive, on a little eminence, every point of
+which presents some particular offering of the
+season, and from which we can also look abroad
+upon those which require a more distant and
+general gaze. Everywhere about our feet flocks
+of Wild-Flowers</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Do paint the meadow with delight.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>We must not stay to pluck and particularize
+them; for most of them have already had their
+greeting from us in the two preceding months;
+and though they insist on repeating themselves
+during this, they must not expect us to do the
+same, to the exclusion of others whose claims are
+newer and not less noticeable. That we may
+duly attend to these latter, let us pass along
+beside this flourishing Hedge-row, that skirts the
+Wood from which we have just emerged.</p>
+
+<p>The first novelty of the Season that greets us
+here is perhaps the sweetest, the freshest, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">{118}</a></span>
+fairest of all, and the only one that could supply
+an adequate substitute for the Hawthorn bloom
+which it has superseded. Need the Eglantine
+be named? the “sweet-leaved Eglantine;” the
+“rain-scented Eglantine;” Eglantine&mdash;to which
+the Sun himself pays homage, by “counting
+his dewy rosary” on it every morning; Eglantine&mdash;which
+Chaucer, and even Shakespeare&mdash;but
+hold&mdash;let me again insist on the Poets not
+being permitted to set their feet even within
+the porticos of these pleasant papers; for if once
+they do, good bye to the control of the rightful
+owner! I did but invite Mr. Wordsworth in, two
+months ago, as the reader may remember, just
+to say a few words in favour of the Daisy, in
+pure gratitude for his having made it a sort of
+sin to tread on one,&mdash;and lo! there was no getting
+him out again, till he had poured forth two
+or three pages full of stanzas, touching that one
+“wee, modest, crimson-tipped Flower!” Besides,
+what need have we for the aid of Poets (I mean
+<i>the</i> Poets, so called <i>par excellence</i>) when in the
+actual presence of that Nature which made <i>them</i>
+such, and can make <i>us</i> such too, if any thing
+can. In fact, whatsoever the Poets themselves
+may insinuate to the contrary, to read poetry in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">{119}</a></span>
+the presence of Nature is a kind of impiety:
+it is like reading the commentators on Shakespeare,
+and skipping the text; for you cannot
+attend to both; to say nothing of Nature’s book
+being a <i>vade mecum</i> that can make “every man
+his own poet” for the time being; and there is,
+after all, no poetry like that which we create for
+ourselves. Away, then, with the Poets by profession&mdash;at
+least till the winter comes, and we
+want them.</p>
+
+<p>Begging pardon of the Eglantine for having
+permitted any thing&mdash;even her own likeness in
+the Poets’ looking-glass&mdash;to turn our attention
+from her real self,&mdash;look with what infinite grace
+she scatters her sweet coronals here and there
+among her bending branches; or hangs them,
+half-concealed, among the heavy blossoms of the
+Woodbine that lifts itself so boldly above her,
+after having first clung to <i>her</i> for support; or
+permits them to peep out here and there close
+to the ground, and almost hidden by the rank
+weeds below; or holds out a whole arch-way
+of them, swaying backward and forward in the
+breeze, as if praying of the passers hand to pluck
+them. Let who will praise the Hawthorn&mdash;now
+it is no more! The Wild Rose is the Queen of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">{120}</a></span>
+Forest Flowers, if it be only because she is as
+unlike a Queen as the absence of every thing
+courtly can make her.</p>
+
+<p>The Woodbine deserves to be held next in
+favour during this month; though more on account
+of its <i>intellectual</i> than its personal beauty.
+All the air is faint with its rich sweetness; and
+the delicate breath of its lovely rival is lost in
+the luscious odours which it exhales.</p>
+
+<p>These are the only <i>scented</i> Wild Flowers that
+we shall now meet with in any profusion; for
+though the Violet may still be found by looking
+for, its breath has lost much of its spring power.
+But if we are content with mere beauty, this
+month is perhaps more profuse of it than any
+other, even in that department of Nature which
+we are now examining&mdash;namely, the Fields and
+Woods. The rich hedge-row from which we
+have just been plucking the Eglantine and the
+Wild Honeysuckle is fringed all along its borders,
+and festooned in every part, with gay
+clusters, some of which appeared for the first
+time last month, and continue through this,
+and with numerous others which now first come
+forth. Most conspicuous among the latter are
+the brilliant Hound’s tongue; the striped and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">{121}</a></span>
+variegated Convolvulus; the Wild Scabious, pale
+and scentless sister of the rich garden one; the
+Ox-eye, or Great White Daisy, looking, with its
+yellow centre surrounded by white beams, like
+the miniature original of the Sun on country
+sign-posts; the Mallow, that supplies the little
+children with <i>cheeses</i>; and two or three of the
+almost animated Orchises, particularly the Bee-Orchis,&mdash;which
+escapes being rifled of its sweets
+by that general plunderer who gives his name
+to it, by always seeming to be pre-occupied.</p>
+
+<p>Before quitting the little elevation on which
+we have commenced our observations, we must
+take a brief general glance at the various masses
+of objects that it brings within our view. The
+Woods and Groves, and the single Forest Trees
+that rise here and there from out the bounding
+Hedge-rows, are now in full foliage; all, however,
+presenting a somewhat sombre, because
+monotonous, hue, wanting all the tender newness
+of the Spring, and all the rich variety of the
+Autumn. And this is the more observable, because
+the numerous plots of cultivated land, divided
+from each other by the hedge-rows, and
+looking, at this distance, like beds in a garden
+divided by box, are nearly all still invested with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">{122}</a></span>
+the same green mantle; for the Wheat, the Oats,
+the Barley, and even the early Rye, though now
+in full flower, have not yet become tinged with
+their harvest hues. They are all alike green;
+and the only change that can be seen in their
+appearance is that caused by the different lights
+into which each is thrown, as the wind passes
+over them. The patches of purple or of white
+Clover that intervene here and there, and are
+now in flower, offer striking exceptions to the
+above, and at the same time load the air with
+their sweetness. Nothing can be more rich and
+beautiful in its effect on a distant prospect at
+this season, than a great patch of purple Clover
+lying apparently motionless on a sunny upland,
+encompassed by a whole sea of green Corn,
+waving and shifting about it at every breath that
+blows.</p>
+
+<p>Before quitting this Wood-side, let us observe
+that the hitherto full concert of the singing birds
+is now beginning to falter, and fall short. We
+shall do well to make the most of it now; for in
+two or three weeks it will almost entirely cease
+till the Autumn. I mean that it will cease as a
+full concert; for we shall have single songsters
+all through the Summer at intervals; and those<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">{123}</a></span>
+some of the sweetest and best. The best of all,
+indeed, the Nightingale, we have now lost. It
+is never to be heard for more than two months
+in this country, and never at all after the young
+are hatched, which happens about this time. So
+that the youths and maidens who now go in
+pairs to the Wood-side, on warm nights, to listen
+for its song (hoping they may <i>not</i> hear it), are
+well content to hear each other’s voice instead.</p>
+
+<p>We have still, however, some of the finest of
+the second class of songsters left; for the Nightingale,
+like Catalani, is a class by itself. The
+mere chorus-singers of the Grove are also beginning
+to be silent; so that the <i>jubilate</i> that
+has been chanting for the last month is now
+over. But the Stephenses, the Trees, the Patons,
+and the Poveys, are still with us, under
+the forms of the Woodlark, the Skylark, the
+Blackcap, and the Goldfinch. And the first-named
+of these, now that it no longer fears the
+rivalry of the unrivalled, not seldom, on warm
+nights, sings at intervals all night long, poised
+at one spot high up in the soft moonlit air.</p>
+
+<p>We have still another pleasant little singer,
+the Field Cricket, whose clear shrill voice the
+warm weather has now matured to its full<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">{124}</a></span>
+strength, and who must not be forgotten, though
+he has but one song to offer us all his life long,
+and that one consisting but of one note; for it
+is a note of joy, and <i>will</i> not be heard without
+engendering its like. You may hear him in
+wayside banks, where the Sun falls hot, shrilling
+out his loud cry into the still air all day long, as
+he sits at the mouth of his cell; and if you
+chance to be passing by the same spot at midnight,
+you may hear it then too.</p>
+
+<p>We must now make our way towards home,
+noticing a few of the remaining marks of mid-June
+as we pass along. Now, then, in covert
+Copses, or on the skirts of dark Woods, the
+Foxglove rears its one splendid spire of speckled
+flowers from the centre of its cone of dull, down-hanging
+leaves.&mdash;Now, scarlet Poppies peer up
+here and there in bright companies among the
+green shafts of the Corn, and scatter beauty over
+the mischief they do.&mdash;Now, Bees and little boys
+banquet on the honey-laden flowers of the white
+Hedge-nettle.&mdash;Now, the Brooms put forth their
+gold and silver blossoms on hitherto barren
+Heaths, and change them into beauteous gardens.&mdash;Now,
+whole fields of Peas send out their
+winged blossoms, which look like flocks of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">{125}</a></span>
+purple and white butterflies basking in the sun.&mdash;Now,
+too, the Bean, which has little or no
+perceptible scent when gathered and smelt to
+singly, growing together in fields breathes forth
+the most enchanting odour,&mdash;only to be come at,
+however, by the wind, which bears and spreads
+it half over the adjacent plains.</p>
+
+<p>Now, also, we meet with several new objects
+among the animated part of the creation, a few
+only of which we must stay to notice.&mdash;Now,
+the Grasshopper vaults merrily in the meadows,
+leaping over the tops of their mountains (the
+molehills), and fancying himself a bird.&mdash;Now,
+the great Dragon-flies shoot with their shining
+wings through the air, as if bearing some fairy
+to its distant bower; or hover, apparently motion
+and motiveless, as if they had forgotten their
+way, or were waiting to look at some invisible
+direction-post. We had best not inquire too
+curiously into their employment at those moments,
+lest we should find that they are only stopping
+to take a bait, consisting of some beautiful
+invisible that had just began to enjoy its age of
+half an hour.&mdash;Now, lastly, as the Sun declines,
+may be seen, emerging from the surface of
+shallow streams, and lying there for a while till<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">{126}</a></span>
+its wings are dried for flight, the (misnamed)
+<i>May</i>-fly. Escaping, after a protracted struggle
+of half a minute, from its watery birth-place, it
+flutters restlessly, up and down, up and down,
+over the same spot, during its whole era of a
+summer evening; and at last dies, as the last
+dying streaks of day are leaving the western
+horizon. And yet, who shall say that in that
+space of time it has not undergone all the vicissitudes
+of a long and eventful life? That it has
+not felt all the freshness of youth, all the vigour
+of maturity, all the weakness and satiety of old
+age, and all the pangs of death itself? In short,
+who shall satisfy us that any essential difference
+exists between <i>its</i> four hours and <i>our</i> fourscore
+years?</p>
+
+<p>Before entering the home inclosure, we must
+pay due honour to the two grand husbandry
+occupations of this month; the Hay-harvest, and
+the Sheep-shearing.</p>
+
+<p>The Hay-harvest, besides filling the whole air
+with its sweetness, is even more picturesque in
+the appearances it offers, as well as more pleasant
+in the associations it calls forth, than <i>the</i> Harvest
+in Autumn. What a delightful succession of
+pictures it presents! First, the Mowers, stoop<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">{127}</a></span>ing
+over their scythes, and moving with measured
+paces through the early morning mists, interrupted
+at intervals by the freshening music of
+the whetstone.</p>
+
+<p>Then&mdash;blithe companies of both sexes, ranged
+in regular array, and moving lengthwise and
+across the Meadow, each with the same action,
+and the ridges rising or disappearing behind
+them as they go:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“There are forty <i>moving</i> like one.”&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Then again, when the fragrant crop is nearly
+fit to be gathered in, and lies piled up in dusky-coloured
+hillocks upon the yellow sward, while
+here and there, beneath the shade of a “hedgerow
+elm,” or braving the open sunshine in the
+centre of the scene, sunburnt Groups are seated
+in circles at their noonday meal, enjoying that
+ease which nothing but labour can generate.</p>
+
+<p>And lastly, when Man and Nature, mutually
+assisting each other, have completed the work
+of preparation, and the cart stands still to receive
+its last forkfull; while the horse, almost hidden
+beneath his apparently overwhelming load, lifts
+up his patient head sideways to pick a mouthful;
+and all about stand the labourers, leaning listlessly
+on their implements, and eyeing the completion
+of their work.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">{128}</a></span>
+What sweet pastoral pictures are here! The
+last, in particular, is prettier to look upon than
+any thing else, not excepting one of Wouvermann’s
+imitations of it.</p>
+
+<p>Sheep-shearing, the other great rural labour
+of this delightful month, if not so full of variety
+as the Hay-harvest, and so creative of matter for
+those “in search of the picturesque” (though it is
+scarcely less so), is still more lively, animated, and
+spirit-stirring; and it besides retains something
+of the character of a Rural Holiday,&mdash;which rural
+matters need, in this age and in this country, more
+than ever they did since it became a civilized and
+happy one. The Sheep-shearings are the only
+<i>stated</i> periods of the year at which we hear of
+festivities, and gatherings together of the lovers
+and practisers of English husbandry; for even
+the Harvest-home itself is fast sinking into disuse,
+as a scene of mirth and revelry, from the
+want of being duly encouraged and partaken in
+by the great ones of the Earth; without whose
+countenance and example it is questionable whether
+eating, drinking, and sleeping, would not
+soon become vulgar practices, and be discontinued
+accordingly! In a state of things like
+this, the Holkham and Woburn Sheep-shearings
+do more honour to their promoters than all their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">{129}</a></span>
+wealth can purchase and all their titles convey.
+But we are getting beyond our soundings:
+honours, titles, and “states of things,” are what
+we do not pretend to meddle with, especially
+when the pretty sights and sounds preparatory
+to and attendant on Sheep-shearing, as a mere
+rural employment, are waiting to be noticed.</p>
+
+<p>Now, then, on the first really summer’s day,
+the whole Flock being collected on the higher
+bank of the pool formed at the abrupt winding
+of the nameless mill-stream, at the point perhaps
+where the little wooden bridge runs slantwise
+across it, and the attendants being stationed
+waist-deep in the midwater, the Sheep are, after
+a silent but obstinate struggle or two, plunged
+headlong, one by one, from the precipitous bank;
+when, after a moment of confused splashing, their
+heavy fleeces float them along, and their feet,
+moving by an instinctive art which every creature
+but man possesses, guide them towards the opposite
+shallows, that steam and glitter in the
+sunshine. Midway, however, they are fain to
+submit to the rude grasp of the relentless
+washer; which they undergo with as ill a grace
+as preparatory-schoolboys do the same operation.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">{130}</a></span>
+Then, gaining the opposite shore heavily, they
+stand for a moment till the weight of water
+leaves them, and, shaking their streaming sides,
+go bleating away towards their fellows on the adjacent
+green, wondering within themselves what
+has happened.</p>
+
+<p>The Shearing is no less lively and picturesque,
+and no less attended by all the idlers of the
+Village as spectators. The Shearers, seated in
+rows beside the crowded pens, with the seemingly
+inanimate load of fleece in their laps, and
+bending intently over their work; the occasional
+whetting and clapping of the shears; the neatly
+attired housewives, waiting to receive the fleeces;
+the smoke from the tar-kettle, ascending through
+the clear air; the shorn Sheep escaping, one by
+one, from their temporary bondage, and trotting
+away towards their distant brethren, bleating all
+the while for their Lambs, that do not know
+them;&mdash;all this, with its ground of universal
+green, and finished every where by its leafy
+distances, except where the village spire intervenes,
+forms together a living picture, pleasanter
+to look upon than words can speak, but still
+pleasanter to think of when <i>that</i> is the nearest
+approach you can make to it.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">{131}</a></span>
+We must now betake ourselves to the Garden,
+which I have perhaps kept aloof from longer
+than I ought, from something like a fear that
+the flush of beauty we shall meet there will go
+near to infringe upon that perfect sobriety of
+style on which these papers so much pique themselves,
+and which, I hope, has not hitherto been
+departed from! What may happen now, however,
+is more than I shall venture to anticipate.
+If, therefore, in passing across yonder smooth
+elastic Turf, now in its fullest perfection, and
+making our way towards the Flower-plots that
+are imbedded in it, my imagination should imbibe
+some of the occasionally undue warmth of
+the season, and my fancy find itself “half in a
+blush of clustering roses lost,” and these should
+together engender a style as flowery as the subject
+about which it is to concern itself, the
+reader will be good enough to bear in mind, that
+even the Berecinian blood of an Irish Barrister
+can scarcely be made to keep within due bounds,
+when he has a beauty for his client! nay, that
+even <i>the</i> Irish Barrister <i>par excellence</i> is sometimes
+misled into a metaphor, and inveigled into
+an allitteration, when his theme happens to be
+more than ordinarily inspiring!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">{132}</a></span>
+As the Wild Rose is the reigning belle of the
+Forest during this Month, so <i>the</i> Rose occupies
+a similar rank in the more courtly realm of the
+Garden; and the latter is to her sweet relative
+of the Woods what the centre of the court circle
+in town (whoever she may be) is to the <i>Cynosure</i>
+of a country village. Here, in these oval clumps,
+which she has usurped entirely to herself, we
+find her greeting us under a host of different
+forms at the same time, all of which are her own,
+all unlike each other, and yet each and all more
+lovely than all the rest! I must be content merely
+to call by name upon a few of the principal of
+these “fair varieties,” and allow their prototypes
+in the reader’s imagination to answer for themselves;
+for the Poets, those purloiners of all
+public property that is worth possessing, have
+long precluded us plain prosers from being epithetical
+in regard to Roses, without incurring the
+imputation of borrowing that from <i>them</i>, which
+<i>they</i> first borrowed from their betters, the Roses
+themselves.</p>
+
+<p>What, then, can be more enchanting to look
+upon than this newly-opened Rose of Provence,
+looking upward half shamefacedly from its fragile
+stem, as if just awakened from a happy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">{133}</a></span>
+dream to a happier reality? It is the loveliest
+Rose we have, and the sweetest&mdash;<i>except</i> this by
+its side, the Rose-unique, which looks like the
+image of the other cut in marble&mdash;the statue of
+the Venus de’ Medici beside the living beauty
+that stood as its model. <i>This</i>, surely, <i>is</i> the
+loveliest of all Roses&mdash;<i>except</i> the White Blush-Rose,
+that rises here in the centre of the group,
+and looks like the marble image of the two
+former, just as the enamoured gaze of its Pygmalion
+has warmed it into life. You see, its
+delicate lips are just becoming tinged with the
+hues of vitality; and it <i>breathes</i> already, as all
+the air about it bears witness. Undoubtedly
+<i>this</i> is the loveliest of Roses&mdash;<i>except</i> the Moss
+Rose that hangs flauntingly beside it, seemingly
+the most careless, but in reality the most coquettish
+of court beauties; apparently the sport
+of every coxcomb Zephyr that passes, but in
+truth indifferent to all but her own sweet self;
+and if more modest in her attire than all other
+of her fair sisterhood, only adopting this particular
+mode because it makes her look more
+pretty and piquant. Her “close-fit cap of green,”
+the fashion of which she never changes, has ex<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">{134}</a></span>actly
+that <i>becoming</i> effect on her face which a
+French <i>blonde</i> trimming has on the face of an
+English <i>londe</i> beauty. But I must refrain from
+further details, touching the attractions of the
+Rose family, or I shall inevitably lose my credit
+with all of them, by discovering some reason why
+each, as it comes before me, is without exception
+preferable to all the rest. And, in fact, without
+wishing to be personal in regard to any, I must
+insist that, philosophically speaking, that Rose
+which is nearest at hand <i>is</i>, without exception,
+the best of Roses, in relation to the person
+affected by it; and that even the gaudy Damask,
+and the intense velvet-leaved Tuscan (each of
+which, in its own particular ear be it said, is
+handsomer than any of the beforenamed), must
+yield in beauty to the pretty little innocent
+blossoms of the Sweet-briar Rose itself, when
+none but that is by.</p>
+
+<p>I am afraid the other Garden Flowers, that
+first appear in June, must go without their fair
+proportion of praise, since they <i>will</i> risk a rivalry
+with the unrivalled. They must be content with
+a passing “now” of recognition. Now, then,
+the flaring Peony throws up its splendid globes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">{135}</a></span>
+of crimson and blush-colour from out its rich
+domelike pavilion of dark leaves.&mdash;Now, the elegant
+yet exotic-looking family of the Amaranths
+begin to put on their fantastical attire of fans,
+feathers, and fringes. Those, however, which give
+name to the tribe, the truly <i>Amaranthine</i>, or Everlasting
+ones, are not yet come; nor that other,
+most elegant and pathetic of them all, which is
+known by the name of Love-lies-bleeding.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Ranunculus tribe begin to scatter
+about their many-coloured balls of brilliant light.
+The Persian ones, when planted in beds, with
+their infinite varieties of tint and penciling, and
+their hundred leaves, lapped over each other
+with such inimitable art, eclipse all the Tulips
+of the Spring, and would eclipse their Summer
+rivals the Carnations too, but that the latter are
+as sweet as they are beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the delicate Balsams rejoice in the fresh
+air which is allowed to blow upon them, and
+which, like too tender maidens, they have been
+sighing for ever since they came into bloom,
+without knowing that one rude breath of it
+would have blown them into the grave.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, the Fuchsia, that most exquisitely
+formed of all our flowers, native or exotic, is no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">{136}</a></span>
+longer confined, like an invalid, to a fixed temperature,
+but is permitted to mix with its more
+hardy brethren in the open air.</p>
+
+<p>Now, also, the whole tribe of Geraniums get
+leave of absence from their winter barracks, and
+are allowed to keep guard on each side the hall-door,
+in their gay regimentals of scarlet, crimson,
+and the rest, ranged “each under each,” according
+to their respective inches, and all together
+making up as pretty a show as a crack regiment
+at a review. What the passers in and out can
+mean by plucking part of a leaf as they go,
+rubbing it between their fingers, and then throwing
+it away, is more than they (the Geraniums)
+can divine.</p>
+
+<p>The other flowers, that present themselves for
+the first time in this most fertile of all the months,
+must be dismissed with a very brief glance at the
+commonest of them: which epithet, by the way,
+is always a synonyme for the most beautiful,
+among flowers. Now, the favourite family of
+the Pinks shoot up their hundred-leaved heads
+from out their low ground-loving clump of frosty-looking
+leaves, and are in such haste to scatter
+abroad their load of sweetness, that they break
+down the polished sides of the pretty green vase<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">{137}</a></span>
+in which they are set, and hang about it like
+the tresses of a school-girl on the afternoon of
+dancing-day.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Sweet-Williams lift up their bold but
+handsome faces, right against the meridian Sun,&mdash;disdaining
+to shrink or bend beneath his most
+ardent gaze: whence, no doubt, their claim to
+the name of William; for no lady-flower would
+think of doing so!</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Columbine dances a <i>pas-seul</i> to the
+music of the breeze; “being her first appearance
+this season;” and she performs her part to admiration,
+notwithstanding her Harlequin husband,
+Fritillary, has not been heard of for this
+month past.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the yellow Globe-flower flings up its
+balls of gold into the air; and the modest little
+Virginia Stock scatters its rubies, and sapphires,
+and pearls, profusely upon the ground; and Lupines
+spread their wings for flight, but cannot, for
+very fondness, escape from the handsome leaves
+over which they seem hovering; and Mignonette
+begins to make good its pretty name; and,
+finally, the princely Poppy, and the starry Marigold,
+and the innocent little wild Pansy, and the
+pretty Pimpernel, and the dear little blue Ger<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">{138}</a></span>mander,
+<i>will</i> spring up, unasked, all over the
+Garden, and you cannot find in your heart to
+treat them as weeds.</p>
+
+<p>In the Fruit Garden, all is still for the most
+part promise: not, however, the flowery and
+often fallacious promise of the Spring; but that
+solid and satisfying assurance which one feels in
+the word of a friend who never breaks it. So
+that, to the eye and palate of the imagination,
+this month and the next are richer than those
+which follow them; for now you can “<i>have</i>
+your fruit and <i>eat</i> it too;” which you cannot do
+then. In short, now the fruit blossoms are all
+gone, and the fruit is so fully <i>set</i> that nothing
+can hurt it; and what is better still, it is not
+yet stealable, either by boys, birds, or bees; so
+that you are as sure of it as one can be of any
+thing the enjoyment of which is not actually
+past. Enjoy it now, then, while you may; in
+order that, when in the Autumn it <i>disappears</i>,
+on the eve of the very day you had destined for
+the gathering of it (as every body’s fruit does),
+<i>you</i> alone may feel that you can afford to lose
+it. Every heir who is worthy to enjoy the estate
+that is left to him in reversion, <i>does</i> enjoy it
+whether it ever comes to him or not.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">{139}</a></span>
+On looking more closely at the Fruit, we
+shall find that the Strawberries, which lately
+(like bold and beautiful children) held out their
+blossoms into the open sunshine, that all the
+world might see them, now, that their fruit is
+about to reach maturity, hide it carefully beneath
+their low-lying leaves, as conscious virgins
+do their maturing beauties;&mdash;that the Gooseberries
+and Currants have attained their full
+growth, and the latter are turning ripe;&mdash;that
+the Wall-fruit is just getting large enough to be
+seen among the leaves without looking for;&mdash;that
+the Cherries are peeping out in white or
+“cherry-cheeked” clusters all along their straight
+branches;&mdash;and that the other standards, the
+Apples, Pears, and Plums, are more or less
+forward, according to their kinds.</p>
+
+<p>For reasons before hinted at, and in deference
+to the delicacy of that class of readers for whom
+these papers are in part propounded, I must,
+however reluctantly, refrain from descending any
+lower in the scale of vegetable life. It would ill
+become me to speak in praise of Green Peas in
+presence of a Peeress&mdash;who could not possibly
+understand the allusion! Think of mentioning
+Summer Cabbages within hearing of a Countess,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">{140}</a></span>
+or French Beans to a Baronet’s Lady! I could
+not do it. I cannot even persuade myself to
+“mention <i>Herbs</i> to ears polite!” If it were not
+for this proper, and indeed necessary restriction,
+there would be no end to the pleasant sights
+I might show the ordinary reader during this
+month, in the Kitchen-garden. But it may not
+be. I know my duty, and in pursuance of it
+must now at once “stay my hand, and change
+my measure.”</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Behold us, then, in the heart of London. In
+the Country, when we left it, Midsummer was
+just at hand. Here mid-Winter has just passed
+away! and the Fashionable World finds itself in
+a condition of the most melancholy intermediateness.
+It is now much too late to stay in Town,
+and much too early to go into the Country.
+And what is worse, all fashionable amusements
+are at an end in London, and have not yet commenced
+elsewhere; on the express presumption
+that there is no one at hand to partake of them
+in either case. There are two places of public
+resort, however, which still boast the occasional
+countenance of people of fashion; probably on
+account of their corresponding with the inter<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">{141}</a></span>mediate
+character of the month&mdash;not being situated
+either in London or the Country, but at
+equal distances from each. I mean Kensington
+Gardens and Vauxhall. Now, in fact, during
+the first fortnight, Kensington Gardens is a place
+not to be paralleled: for the unfashionable portion
+of my readers are to know, that this delightful
+spot, which has been utterly deserted
+during the last age (of seven years), and could
+not be named during all that period without
+incurring the odious imputation of having a
+taste for trees and turf, has now suddenly started
+into vogue once more, and you may walk there
+even during the “morning” part of a Sunday
+afternoon with perfect impunity, always provided
+you pay a due deference to the decreed
+hours, and never make your appearance there
+earlier than twenty minutes before five, or later
+than half-past six; which is allowing you exactly
+two hours after breakfast to dress for the
+Promenade, and an hour after you get home to
+do the same for dinner: little enough, it must be
+confessed; but quite as much as the unremitting
+labour of a life of idleness can afford! Between
+the abovenamed hours, on the three first Sundays
+of this month, and the two last of the pre<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">{142}</a></span>ceding,
+you may (weather willing) gladden your
+gaze with such a galaxy of Beauty and Fashion (I
+beg to be pardoned for the repetition, for Fashion
+<i>is</i> Beauty) as no other period or place, Almack’s
+itself not excepted, can boast: for there is no
+denying that the fair rulers over this last-named
+rendezvous of the regular troops of <i>bon ton</i>
+are somewhat too <i>recherchée</i> in their requirements.
+The truth is, that though the said
+Rulers will not for a moment hesitate to patronise
+the above proposition under its simple
+form, they entirely object to that subtle interpretation
+of it which their sons and nephews
+would introduce, and on which interpretation
+the sole essential difference between the two assemblies
+depends. In fact, at Almack’s Fashion
+is Beauty; but at Kensington Gardens Beauty
+and Fashion are one. At any rate, those who
+have not been present at the latter place during
+the period above referred to, have not seen the
+finest sight (with one exception) that England
+has to offer.</p>
+
+<p>Vauxhall Gardens, which open the first week
+in this month, are somewhat different from the
+above, it must be confessed. But they are unique
+in their way nevertheless. Seen in the darkness<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">{143}</a></span>
+of noonday, as one passes by them on the top of
+the Portsmouth coach, they cut a sorry figure
+enough. But beneath the full meridian of midnight,
+what is like them, except some parts
+of the Arabian Nights’ Entertainments? Now,
+after the first few nights, they begin to be in their
+glory, and are, on every successive Gala, illuminated
+with “ten thousand <i>additional</i> lamps,”
+and include all the particular attractions of every
+preceding Gala since the beginning of time!</p>
+
+<p>Now, on fine evenings, the sunshine finds (or
+rather loses) its way into the galleries of Summer
+Theatres at whole price, and wonders where it
+has got to. Now, Boarding-school boys, in the
+purlieus of Paddington and Mile End, employ
+the whole of the first week in writing home to
+their distant friends in London a letter of not
+less than eight lines, announcing that the “ensuing
+vacation will commence on the &mdash;&mdash; instant;”
+and occupy the remaining fortnight in
+trying to find out the unknown numerals with
+which the blank has been filled up.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now, during the first few days, you
+cannot walk the streets without waiting, at every
+crossing, for the passage of whole regiments of
+little boys in leather breeches, and little girls in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">{144}</a></span>
+white aprons, going to church to practise their
+annual anthem singing, preparatory to that particular
+Thursday in this month, which is known
+all over the world of Charity Schools by the name
+of “walking-day;” when their little voices, ten
+thousand strong, are to utter forth sounds that
+shall dwell for ever in the hearts of their hearers.
+Those who have seen this sight, of all the Charity
+Children within the Bills of Mortality assembled
+beneath the dome of Saint Paul’s, and heard the
+sounds of thanksgiving and adoration which they
+utter there, have seen and heard what is perhaps
+better calculated than any thing human ever was
+to convey to the imagination a faint notion of
+what we expect to witness hereafter, when the
+Hosts of Heaven shall utter, with <i>one voice</i>,
+hymns of adoration before the footstool of the
+Most High.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">{145}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="JULY" id="JULY"></a>JULY.</h2>
+
+<p>At last Summer <i>is</i> come among us, and her
+whole world of wealth is spread out before us in
+prodigal array. The Woods and Groves have
+darkened and thickened into one impervious mass
+of sober uniform green, and having for a while
+ceased to exercise the more active functions of
+the Spring, are resting from their labours, in
+that state of “wise passiveness” which <i>we</i>, in
+virtue of our so infinitely greater wisdom, know
+so little how to enjoy. In Winter, the Trees
+may be supposed to sleep in a state of insensible
+inactivity, and in Spring to be labouring with
+the flood of new life that is pressing through their
+veins, and forcing them to perform the offices
+attached to their existence. But in Summer,
+having reached the middle term of their annual
+life, they pause in their appointed course, and
+then, if ever, <i>taste</i> the nourishment they take in,
+and “enjoy the air they breathe.” And he
+who, sitting in Summer time beneath the shade<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">{146}</a></span>
+of a spreading Plane-tree, can see its brave
+branches fan the soft breeze as it passes, and
+hear its polished leaves whisper and twitter to
+each other, like birds at love-making; and yet
+can feel any thing like an assurance that it does
+<i>not</i> enjoy its existence, knows little of the tenure
+by which he holds his own, and still less of that
+by which he clings to the hope of a future. I
+do not ask him to make it an article of his <i>faith</i>
+that the flowers feel; but I do ask him, for his
+own sake, not to make it an article of his faith
+that they <i>do not</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Like the Woods and Groves, the Hills and
+Plains have now put off the bright green livery
+of Spring; but, unlike them, they have changed
+it for one dyed in almost as many colours as a
+harlequin’s coat. The Rye is yellow, and almost
+ripe for the sickle. The Wheat and Barley are
+of a dull green, from their swelling ears being
+alone visible, as they bow before every breeze
+that blows over them. The Oats are whitening
+apace, and quiver, each individual grain on its
+light stem, as they hang like rain-drops in the
+air. Looked on separately, and at a distance,
+these three now wear a somewhat dull and monotonous
+hue, when growing in great spaces;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">{147}</a></span>
+but this makes them contrast the more effectually
+with the many-coloured patches that every where
+intermix with them, in an extensively open country;
+and it is in such a one that we should make
+our <i>general</i> observations, at this finest period of
+all our year.</p>
+
+<p>What can be more beautiful to look on, from
+an eminence, than a great Plain, painted all over
+with the party-coloured honours of the early
+portion of this month, when the all-pervading
+verdure of the Spring has passed away, and
+before the scorching heats of Summer have had
+time to prevail over the various tints and hues
+that have taken its place? The principal share
+of the landscape will probably be occupied by
+the sober hues of the above-named Corns. But
+these will be intersected, in all directions, by
+patches of the brilliant emerald which now begins
+to spring afresh on the late-mown meadows; by
+the golden yellow of the Rye, in some cases cut,
+and standing in sheaves; by the rich dark green
+of the Turnip-fields; and still more brilliantly,
+by sweeps, here and there, of the bright yellow
+Charlock, the scarlet Corn-poppy, and the blue
+Succory, which, like perverse beauties, scatter
+the stray gifts of their charms in proportion as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">{148}</a></span>
+the soil cannot afford to support the expenses
+attendant on them.</p>
+
+<p>Still keeping in the open Fields, let us come
+into a little closer contact with some of the
+sights which they present this month. The high
+Down on which we took our stand, to look out
+upon the above prospect, has begun to feel the
+parching influence of the Sun, and is daily growing
+browner and browner beneath its rays; but,
+to make up for this, all the little Molehills that
+cover it are purple with the flowers of the wild
+Thyme, which exhales its rich aromatic odour
+as you press it with your feet; and among it
+the elegant blue Heath-bell is nodding its half-dependent
+head from its almost invisible stem,&mdash;its
+perpetual motion, at the slightest breath of
+air, giving it the look of a living thing hovering
+on invisible wings just above the ground. Every
+here and there, too, we meet with little patches
+of dark green Heaths, hung all over with their
+clusters of exquisitely wrought filigree flowers,
+endless in the variety of their forms, but all of
+the most curiously delicate fabric, and all, in
+their minute beauty, unparalleled by the proudest
+occupiers of the Parterre. This is the singular
+family of Plants that, when cultivated in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">{149}</a></span>
+pots, and trained to form heads on separate
+stems, give one the idea of the Forest Trees of a
+Lilliputian people. Those who think there is
+nothing in Nature too insignificant for notice,
+will not ask us to quit our present spot of observation
+(a high turf-covered Down) without
+pointing out the innumerable little thread-like
+spikes that now rise from out the level turf, with
+scarcely perceptible seed-heads at top, and keep
+the otherwise dead flat perpetually alive, by
+bending and twinkling beneath the Sun and
+breeze.</p>
+
+<p>Descending from our high observatory, let us
+take our way through one of the pretty green
+Lanes that skirt or intersect the Plain we have
+been looking down upon. Here we shall find
+the ground beneath our feet, the Hedges that
+inclose us on either side, and the dry Banks and
+damp Ditches beneath them, clothed in a beautiful
+variety of flowers that we have not yet had
+an opportunity of noticing. In the Hedge-rows
+(which are now grown into impervious walls of
+many-coloured and many-shaped leaves, from
+the fine filigree-work of the White-thorn, to the
+large, coarse, round leaves of the Hazel) we shall
+find the most remarkable of these, winding up<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">{150}</a></span>
+intricately among the crowded branches, and
+shooting out their flowers here and there, among
+other leaves than their own, or hanging themselves
+into festoons and fringes on the outside,
+by unseen tendrils. Most conspicuous among
+the first of these is the great Bind-weed, thrusting
+out its elegantly-formed snow-white flowers,
+but carefully concealing its leaves and stem in
+the thick of the shrubs which yield it support.
+Nearer to the ground, and more exposed, we
+shall meet with a handsome relative of the
+above, the common red and white wild Convolvolus;
+while all along the face of the Hedge,
+clinging to it lightly, the various coloured
+Vetches, and the Enchanter’s Night-shade, hang
+their flowers into the open air; the first exquisitely
+fashioned, with wings like the Pea,
+only smaller; and the other elaborate in its construction,
+and even beautiful, with its rich purple
+petals turned back to expose a centre of deep
+yellow; but still, with all its beauty, not without
+a strange and sinister look, which at once points
+it out as a poison-flower. It is this which afterwards
+turns to those bunches of scarlet berries
+which hang so temptingly in Autumn, just
+within the reach of little children, and which it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">{151}</a></span>
+requires all the eloquence of their grandmothers
+to prevent them from tasting. In the midst of
+these, and above them all, the Woodbine now
+hangs out its flowers more profusely than ever,
+and rivals in sweetness all the other field scents
+of this month.</p>
+
+<p>On the bank from which the Hedge-row rises,
+and on <i>this</i> side of the now nearly dry water-channel
+beneath, fringing the border of the green
+path on which we are walking, a most rich
+variety of Field Flowers will also now be found.
+We dare not stay to notice the half of them,
+because their beauties, though even more exquisite
+than those hitherto described, are of that
+unobtrusive nature that you must stoop to pick
+them up, and must come to an actual commune
+with them, before they can be even seen distinctly;
+which is more than our desultory and
+fugitive gaze will permit,&mdash;the plan of our walk
+only allowing us to pay the passing homage of a
+word to those objects that <i>will</i> not be overlooked.
+Many of the exquisite little Flowers, now alluded
+to generally, look, as they lie among their low
+leaves, only like minute morsels of many-coloured
+glass scattered upon the green ground&mdash;scarlet,
+and sapphire, and rose, and purple, and white,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">{152}</a></span>
+and azure, and golden. But pick them up, and
+bring them towards the eye, and you will find
+them pencilled with a thousand dainty devices,
+and elaborated into the most exquisite forms
+and fancies, fit to be strung into necklaces for
+fairy Titania, or set in broaches and bracelets for
+the neatest-handed of her nymphs.</p>
+
+<p>The little flowers of which I now speak,&mdash;with
+their minute blossoms, scarcely bigger than pins’
+heads, scattered singly among their low-lying
+leaves,&mdash;are the Veronicas, particularly that called
+the Wild Germander, with its flowers coloured
+like no others, nor like any thing else, except the
+Turquoise; the Scarlet Pimpernel; the Red Eyebright;
+and the Bastard Pimpernel, the smallest
+of flowers. All these, however, and their like,
+I must pass over (as the rest of the world does)
+without noticing them particularly; but not
+without commending them to the reader’s best
+leisure, and begging him to give to each one of
+them more of it than I have any hope he will
+bestow on me, or than he would bestow half so
+well if he did.</p>
+
+<p>But there are many others that come into
+bloom this month, some of which we cannot pass
+unnoticed if we would. We shall meet with most<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">{153}</a></span>
+of them in this green Lane, and beside the paths
+through the meadows and corn-fields as we proceed
+homeward. Conspicuous among them are
+the Centaury, with its elegant cluster of small,
+pink, star-like flowers; the Ladies’ Bed-straw,
+with its rich yellow tufts; the Meadow-sweet&mdash;sweetest
+of all the sweeteners of the Meadows;
+the Wood Betony, lifting up its handsome head
+of rose-coloured blossoms; and, still in full perfection,
+and towering up from among the low
+groundlings that usually surround it, the stately
+Fox-glove.</p>
+
+<p>Among the other plants that now become conspicuous,
+the Wild Teasal must not be forgotten,
+if it be only on account of the use that one of the
+Summer’s prettiest denizens sometimes makes of
+it. The Wild Teasal (which now puts on as
+much the appearance of a flower as its rugged
+nature will let it) is that species of thistle which
+shoots up a strong serrated stem, straight as an
+arrow, and beset on all sides by hard sharp-pointed
+thorns, and bearing on its summit a hollow
+egg-shaped head, also covered at all points
+with the same armour of threatening thorns&mdash;as
+hard, as thickly set, and as sharp as a porcupine’s
+quills. Often within this fortress, im<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">{154}</a></span>pregnable
+to birds, bees, and even to mischievous
+boys themselves, that beautiful Moth which
+flutters about so gaily during the first weeks of
+Summer, on snow-white wings spotted all over
+with black and yellow, takes up its final abode,&mdash;retiring
+thither when weary of its desultory
+wanderings, and after having prepared for the
+perpetuation of its ephemeral race, sleeping itself
+to death, to the rocking lullaby of the breeze.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, if we pass near some gently lapsing
+water, we may chance to meet with the splendid
+flowers of the Great Water Lily, floating on the
+surface of the stream like some fairy vessel at anchor,
+and making visible, as it ripples by it, the
+elsewhere imperceptible current. Nothing can
+be more elegant than each of the three different
+states under which this flower now appears;&mdash;the
+first, while it lies unopened among its undulating
+leaves, like the Halcyon’s egg within
+its floating nest; next, when its snowy petals are
+but half expanded, and you are almost tempted
+to wonder what beautiful bird it is that has just
+taken its flight from such a sweet birth-place;
+and lastly, when the whole flower floats confessed,
+and spreading wide upon the water its
+pointed petals, offers its whole heart to the en<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">{155}</a></span>amoured
+sun. There is I know not what of <i>awful</i>,
+in the beauty of this flower. It is, to all other
+flowers, what Mrs. Siddons is to all other women.</p>
+
+<p>In the same water, congregating together towards
+the edge, and bowing their black heads
+to the breeze, we shall now see those strange
+anomalies in vegetation, the flowers, or fruit, or
+whatever else they are to be called, of the Bullrush,
+the delight of village boys, when, like their
+betters, they are disposed to “play at soldiers.”
+And on the bank, the handsome Iris hangs out
+its pale flag, as if to beg a truce of the besieging
+sun.</p>
+
+<p>Before entering the Garden, to luxuriate
+among the flocks of Flowers that are waiting
+for us there, let us notice a few of the miscellaneous
+objects that present themselves this month
+in the open country. Now, then, cattle wade
+into shallow pools of warm water, and stand half
+the day there stock still, in exact imitation of
+Cuyp’s pictures.&mdash;Now, breechesless little boys
+become amphibious,&mdash;daring each other to dive
+off banks a foot high, to the bottom of water
+two feet deep.&mdash;Now, country gentlemen who
+wander through new-cut Rye-fields, or across
+sunny meadows, are first startled from their re<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">{156}</a></span>veries
+by the rushing sound of many wings, and
+straightway lay gunpowder plots against the
+peace of partridges, and have visions redolent
+of double-barrelled guns.&mdash;Now, another class of
+children, of a smaller growth than the above, go
+through one of their preparatory lessons in the
+pleasant and profitable art of lying, by persuading
+Lady-birds to “fly away home” from
+the tops of their extended fingers, on the forged
+information that “their house is on fire, their
+children at home.”</p>
+
+<p>Now, those most active and industrious of the
+feathered tribes, the Swallows and House Martins,
+bring out their young broods into the cherishing
+sunshine, and having taught them to provide for
+themselves, they send them “about their business,”
+of congregating on slate-roofed houses and
+churches, and round the tops of belfry towers;
+while they (the parents) proceed in their periodical
+duty of providing new flocks of the same
+kind of “fugitive pieces,” as regularly as the
+editors of a Magazine.</p>
+
+<p>Now may be observed that singular phenomenon
+which (like all other phenomena) puzzles all
+those observers who never take the trouble of observing.
+Whole meadows, lanes, and commons,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">{157}</a></span>
+are covered, for days together, with myriads of
+young Frogs, no bigger than horse-beans,&mdash;though
+there is no water in the immediate neighbourhood,
+where they are likely to have been
+bred, and the ponds and places where they <i>are</i>
+likely to breed are entirely empty of them.
+“Where <i>can</i> they have come from in this case,
+but from the clouds?” say the before-named
+observers. Accordingly, from the clouds they
+<i>do</i> come, the opinion of all such searching inquirers;
+and I am by no means sure they will
+be at all obliged to me for telling them, that the
+water in which these animals are born is not
+their natural element, and that, on quitting their
+Tad-pole state, they choose the first warm shower
+to <i>migrate</i> from their birth-place, in search of
+that food and home which cannot be found <i>there</i>.
+The circumstance of their almost always appearing
+for the first time after a warm shower, no
+doubt encourages the searchers after mystery in
+assigning them a miraculous origin.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Bees (those patterns of all that is
+praiseworthy in domestic and political economy)
+give practical lessons on the Principles of Population,
+by expelling from the hive, <i>vi et armis</i>,
+all those heretofore members of it who refuse to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">{158}</a></span>
+aid the commonweal by working for their daily
+honey. When they need those services which
+none but the Drones can perform, they let them
+live in idleness and feed luxuriously. But as the
+good deeds of the latter are of that class which
+“in doing pay themselves,” those who benefit by
+them think that they owe the doers no thanks,
+and therefore, when they no longer need them,
+send them adrift, or if they will not go, sacrifice
+them without mercy or remorse. And this&mdash;be
+it known to all whom it may concern (and those
+are not a few)&mdash;this is the very essence of Natural
+Justice.</p>
+
+<p>Now, as they are wandering across the meadows
+thinking of nothing less, gleams of white
+among the green grass greet the eyes of bird-nesting
+boys, who all at once dart upon the
+welcome prize, and draw out from its hiding-place
+piece-meal what was once a Mushroom;
+and forthwith mushrooming becomes the order
+of the day.&mdash;Now, the lowermost branches of
+the Lime-tree are “musical with Bees,” who
+eagerly beset its almost unseen blossoms&mdash;richer
+in sweets than the sweetest inhabitants of the
+garden.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now we occasionally have one of those<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">{159}</a></span>
+sultry days which make the house too hot to
+hold us, and force us to seek shelter in the open
+air, which is hotter;&mdash;when the interior of the
+Blacksmith’s shop looks awful, and we expect
+the foaming porter pot to hiss, as the brawny
+forger dips his fiery nose into it;&mdash;when the
+Birds sit open-mouthed upon the bushes; and
+the Fishes fry in the shallow ponds; and the
+Sheep and Cattle congregate together in the
+shade, and forget to eat;&mdash;when pedestrians
+along dusty roads quarrel with their coats and
+waistcoats, and cut sticks to carry them across
+their shoulders; and cottagers’ wives go about
+their work gown-less; and their daughters are
+anxious to do the same, but that they have the
+fear of the Vicar before their eyes;&mdash;when every
+thing seen beyond a piece of parched soil quivers
+through the heated air; and when, finally, a
+snow-white Swan, floating above its own image,
+upon a piece of clear cool water into which a
+Weeping-Willow is dipping its green fingers, is
+a sight not to be turned from suddenly.</p>
+
+<p>But we must no longer delay to glance at the
+Garden, which is now fuller of beauty than ever:
+for nearly all the flowers of last month still
+continue in perfection, and for one that has dis<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">{160}</a></span>appeared,
+half a dozen have started forward to
+supply its place.</p>
+
+<p>Against the house, or overhanging the shaded
+arbour, among Shrubs, we have the Jasmin,
+shooting out its stars of white light from among
+its throng of slender leaves; and the white
+Clematis (well worthy of both its other names,
+of Virgin’s Bower, and Traveller’s Joy) flinging
+its wreaths of scented snow athwart the portico,
+and rivaling the Hawthorn in sweetness; and
+the Syringa, sweeter still. Now, too, the large
+Lilies lift up their lofty heads proudly, and do
+not seem to forget that they once held the rank
+of Queens of the Garden;&mdash;the rich-scented white
+one looking, in comparison with the red, what a
+handsome Countess does to a handsome Cook-maid.</p>
+
+<p>Among the less aspiring we have now several
+whose beauty almost makes us forget their want
+of sweetness. Conspicuous among these are the
+Convolvulus, whose elegant trumpet-shaped cups
+open their blue eyes to greet the sun, and, at
+his going down, close them never to open again;
+and the Nasturtium, as gaudy in its scarlet
+and gold as an Officer of the Guards on a levee
+day; and the fine-cut Indian Pink; and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">{161}</a></span>
+profuse Larkspur, all flower, shooting up its
+many-coloured cones here and there at random,
+or ranging them in rich companies, that rival the
+Tulip-beds of the Spring.</p>
+
+<p>In the Orchard and Fruit-Garden the hopes
+of the last month begin in part to be realized,
+and in all to be confirmed. The elegant Currant,
+red and white (the Grape of our northern
+latitudes), now hangs its transparent bunches
+close about the parent stem, and looks through
+its green embowering leaves most invitingly.
+But there you had best let it hang as yet, till
+the Autumn has sweetened its wine with sunbeams:
+for Autumn is your only honest wine-maker
+in this country; all others sweeten with
+sugar-of-lead instead of sunshine.&mdash;The Gooseberry,
+too, has gained its full growth, but had
+better be left where it is for awhile, to mature
+its pleasant condiment. As for the Tarts into
+which it is the custom to translate it during this
+and the last month,&mdash;they are “pleasant but
+wrong.”&mdash;Now, too, is in full perfection the most
+grateful fruit that grows, and the most wholesome&mdash;the
+Strawberry. I grieve to be obliged
+to make “odious comparisons” of this kind, between
+things that are all alike healthful, where<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">{162}</a></span>
+the partakers of them are living under natural
+and healthful circumstances. But if Man <i>will</i>
+live upon what was not intended for him, he
+must be content to see what <i>was</i> intended for him
+lose its intended effect. The Strawberry is the
+only fruit in which we may indulge to excess with
+impunity: accordingly I hereby give all my
+readers (the young ones in particular) Mr. Abernethy’s
+full permission to commit a debauch of
+Strawberries once every week during this month,
+always provided they can do it at the bed itself;
+for otherwise they are taking an unfair advantage
+of nature, and must expect that she will make
+reprisals on them.&mdash;Now, too, the Raspberry is
+delicious, if gathered and eaten at its place of
+growth. There it is fragrant and full of flavour,
+elsewhere flat and insipid.</p>
+
+<p>The other fruits of this month are Apricot,
+one or two of the early Apples, and if the season
+is forward a few Cherries. But of these, the two
+latter belong by rights to the next month; so till
+then we leave them. And as for Apricots, they
+look handsome enough at a distance, against the
+wall; but they offer so barefaced an imitation of
+the outward appearance of Peaches and Nectarines,
+without possessing any one of their intrinsic<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">{163}</a></span>
+merits, that I have a particular contempt for
+them, and beg the reader to dismiss them from
+his good graces accordingly.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Of London in July&mdash;“<i>London</i> in <i>July</i>?”&mdash;surely
+there can be no such place! It sounds
+like a kind of contradiction in terms. But, alas!
+there <i>is</i> such a place, as yonder thick cloud of
+dust, and the blare of the horn that issues from
+it, too surely indicate. And what is worse, we
+must, in pursuance of our self-imposed duty,
+proceed thither without delay. We cannot,
+therefore, do better (or worse) than mount the
+coming vehicle (the motto of which at this time
+of the year ought to be “per me si va nella
+citta, dolente,”) and,</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Half in a cloud of stifling road-dust lost,<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>get there as soon as we can, that we may the
+sooner get away again.</p>
+
+<p>Of London in July, there is happily little
+to be said; but let that little be said good
+humouredly; for London <i>is</i> London, after all&mdash;ay,
+even after having ridden fifty miles on the
+burning roof of the Gloucester Heavy, to get at
+it. Now, then, London is entirely empty; so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">{164}</a></span>
+much so that a person well practised in the art of
+walking its streets might wager that he would
+make his way from St. Paul’s to Charing Cross
+(a distance of more than a mile) within forty
+minutes!</p>
+
+<p>Now, the <i>Winter</i> Theatres having just closed,
+the Summer ones “make hay <i>while the sun
+shines</i>.” At that in the Hay-market Mr. Liston
+acts the part of Atlas,&mdash;supporting every thing
+(the heat included) with inimitable coolness;
+while, in virtue of his attractions, the Managers
+can afford annually to put in execution their
+benevolent and patriotic plan, of permitting the
+principal <i>Barn-staple</i> actors to practise upon the
+patience of a London Pit with impunity.</p>
+
+<p>At the English Opera-house the Managers,
+(Mr. Peake),&mdash;for fear the public, amid the refreshing
+coolness of the Upper Boxes, should
+forget that it is Summer time,&mdash;transfer the
+country into the confines of their Saloon (having
+purchased it at and for half-price in Covent
+Garden Market); and there, from six till eight,
+flowers of all hues look at each other by lamp-light
+despondingly, and after that hour turn
+their attention to the new accession of flowers,
+the Painted Ladies, which do not till then begin<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">{165}</a></span>
+blowing in this singular soil. In the mean time,
+on the stage, Mr. Wrench (that easiest of actors
+with the hardest of names) carries all before him,
+not excepting his arms and hands. I never see
+Wrench, [who, by the bye, or by any other means
+that he can, ought by all means to get rid of the
+roughening letter in his name, and call himself
+Wench, Tench, Clench, Bench, or any other
+that may please him and us better. Indeed I
+cannot in conscience urge him to adopt either of
+the above, if he can possibly find another guiltless
+of that greatest of all enormities in a name,
+the susceptibility of being punned upon; for it
+is obvious that if he <i>should</i> adopt either of the
+above, he must not, on his first after appearance
+in the Green Room, hope to escape from his
+punegyrical friend Mr. Peake, without being told,
+in the first case, (Wench) that his place is not
+<i>there</i> but in the <i>other</i> Green Room (the Saloon);&mdash;in
+the second, (Tench) that he need not
+have changed his name, for that he was a sufficiently
+<i>odd fish</i> before;&mdash;in the third, (Clench)
+that he (Mr. P.) is greatly in want of a clever
+one for the finale of his next farce, and begs to
+make use of <i>him</i> on the occasion;&mdash;and in the
+fourth, (Bench) that, belonging to a Royal Com<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">{166}</a></span>pany,
+he is neither more nor less than the <i>King’s
+Bench</i>, and “as such” must not be surprised if
+his theatrical friends fly to <i>him</i> for shelter and
+protection in their hour of need, in preference to
+his name-sake over the water.&mdash;I beg the reader
+to remember, that the punishment due to all
+these prospective puns belongs exclusively to
+Mr. Peake; and on him let them be visited accordingly.
+Though I doubt not he will intimate
+in extenuation, that they are quite <i>pun-ish-meant</i>
+enough in themselves.&mdash;But where was I?&mdash;oh]&mdash;I
+never see Wrench without fearing that, some
+day or other, a gleam of common sense may by
+accident miss its way to the brain of our winter
+managers, and they may bethink them (for if
+one does, both will) of offering an engagement
+to this most engaging of actors. But if they
+should, let me beseech him to turn (if he has
+one) a deaf ear to their entreaties; for we had
+need have something to look for at a Summer
+Theatre that cannot be had elsewhere.</p>
+
+<p>I am not qualified to descend any lower than
+the Major of the Minor Theatres, in regard to
+what is doing there at this season; though it
+appears that Mr. Ducrow is still satisfying those
+who were not satisfied of it before, that Horse<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">{167}</a></span>manship
+is one of the Fine Arts; and though
+the Bills of the Coburg append sixteen instead
+of six notes of admiration to Mr. Nobody’s name.
+Being somewhat fastidious in the affair of phraseology,
+the only mode in which I can explain my
+remissness in regard to the above particular is,
+that, whereas at this season of the year <i>Steam
+conveys us</i> to all other places,&mdash;from the theatres
+frequented by throngs of “rude mechanicals” it
+most effectually keeps us away.</p>
+
+<p>Now, on warm evenings after business hours,
+citizens of all ages grow romantic; the single,
+wearing away their souls in sighing to the breezes
+of Brixton Hill, and their soles in getting there;
+and the married, sipping syllabub in the arbours
+of White Conduit House, or cooling themselves
+with hot rolls and butter at the New River
+Head.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, moved by the same spirit of Romance,
+young patricians, who have not yet been
+persuaded to banish themselves to the beauty
+of their paternal groves, fling themselves into
+funnies, and fatigue their <i>ennui</i> to death, by
+rowing up the river to Mrs. Grange’s garden,
+to eat a handful of strawberries in a cup-full of
+cream.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">{168}</a></span>
+Now, adventurous cockneys swim from the
+Sestos of the Strand stairs to the Abydos of the
+coal-barge on the opposite shore, and believe
+that they have been rivaling Lord Byron and
+Leander&mdash;not without wondering, when they find
+themselves in safety, why the Lady for whom the
+latter performed a similar feat is called the Hero
+of the story, instead of the Heroine.</p>
+
+<p>Finally,&mdash;now pains-and-pleasure taking citizens
+hire cozey cottages for six weeks certain in
+the Curtain Road, and ask their friends to come
+and see them “in the country.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">{169}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="AUGUST" id="AUGUST"></a>AUGUST.</h2>
+
+<p>The Year has now reached the parallel to
+that brief, but perhaps best period of human life,
+when the promises of youth are either fulfilled or
+forgotten, and the fears and forethoughts connected
+with decline have not yet grown strong
+enough to make themselves felt; and consequently
+when we have nothing to do but look
+around us, and be happy. It has, indeed, like a
+man at forty, turned the corner of its existence;
+but, like him, it may still fancy itself young,
+because it does not begin to feel itself getting
+old. And perhaps there is no period like this,
+for encouraging and bringing to perfection that
+habit of tranquil enjoyment, in which all true
+happiness must mainly consist: with <i>pleasure</i> it
+has, indeed, little to do; but with <i>happiness</i> it
+is every thing.</p>
+
+<p>August is that debateable ground of the year,
+which is situated exactly upon the confines of
+Summer and Autumn; and it is difficult to say<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">{170}</a></span>
+which has the better claim to it. It is dressed
+in half the flowers of the one, and half the fruits
+of the other; and it has a sky and a temperature
+all its own, and which vie in beauty with those
+of the Spring. May itself can offer nothing so
+sweet to the senses, so enchanting to the imagination,
+and so soothing to the heart, as that genial
+influence which arises from the sights, the sounds,
+and the associations connected with an August
+evening in the Country, when the occupations
+and pleasures of the day are done, and when all,
+even the busiest, are fain to give way to that
+“wise passiveness,” one hour of which is rife
+with more real enjoyment than a whole season
+of revelry. Those who will be wise (or foolish)
+enough to make comparisons between the various
+kinds of pleasure of which the mind of man is
+capable, will find that there is none (or but one)
+equal to that felt by a true lover of Nature, when
+he looks forth upon her open face silently, at a
+season like the present, and drinks in that still
+beauty which seems to emanate from every thing
+he sees, till his whole senses are steeped in a
+sweet forgetfulness, and he becomes unconscious
+of all but that <i>instinct of good</i> which is ever
+present with us, but which can so seldom make<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">{171}</a></span>
+itself felt amid that throng of thoughts which
+are ever busying and besieging us, in our intercourse
+with the living world. The only other
+feeling which equals this, in its intense quietude,
+and its satisfying fulness, is one which is almost
+identical with it,&mdash;where the accepted lover is
+gazing unobserved, and almost unconsciously, on
+the face of his mistress, and tracing there sweet
+evidences of that mysterious union which already
+exists between them. The great charm of
+Claude’s pictures consists in their power of generating,
+to a certain degree, the description of
+feeling above alluded to; a feeling which no
+other pictures produce in the slightest degree;
+and which even his produce only enough of to
+either remind us of what we have experienced
+before, or give us a foretaste of what Nature
+herself has in store for us. And I only mention
+them here, in order that those who are accustomed
+to expend themselves in admiration of the
+copies may be led to look at the originals in the
+same spirit; when they will find, that the one is
+to the other, what a thought is to a feeling, or
+what a beautiful mask is to the beautiful living
+face from which it was modelled. Let the professed
+enthusiasts to Claude look at Nature’s<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">{172}</a></span>
+pictures through the same eyes, and with the
+same prepared feelings, as they look at his (which
+few, if any of them have ever done), and they
+will find that they have hitherto been content to
+<i>fancy</i> what they now <i>feel</i>; and this discovery will
+not derogate from the value of the said fancy,
+but will, on the contrary, make it more effective
+by making it less vague. When you hear people
+extravagant in their general praise of Claude’s
+Landscapes, you may shrewdly suspect that they
+have never experienced in the presence of Nature
+herself those sensations which enabled Claude to
+be what he was; and that, in admiring him, they
+have only been yielding to involuntary yearnings
+after that Nature which they have hitherto
+neglected to look upon. They have been worshipping
+the image, and passing by the visible
+god.</p>
+
+<p>The whole face of Nature has undergone,
+since last month, an obvious change; obvious to
+those who delight to observe all her changes and
+operations, but not sufficiently striking to insist
+on being seen generally by those who can read
+no characters but such as are written in a <i>text</i>
+hand. If the general <i>colours</i> of all the various
+departments of natural scenery are not changed,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">{173}</a></span>
+their <i>hues</i> are; and if there is not yet observable
+the infinite variety of Autumn, there is as little
+the extreme monotony of Summer. In one department,
+however, there <i>is</i> a general change,
+that cannot well remain unobserved. The rich
+and unvarying green of the Corn-fields has entirely
+and almost suddenly changed, to a still
+richer and more conspicuous gold colour; more
+conspicuous on account of the contrast it now
+offers to the lines, patches, and masses of green
+with which it every where lies in contact, in
+the form of intersecting Hedge-rows, intervening
+Meadows, and bounding masses of Forest. These
+latter are changed too; but in <i>hue</i> alone, not in
+colour. They are all of them still green; but it
+is not the fresh and tender green of the Spring,
+nor the full and satisfying, though somewhat
+dull, green of the Summer; but many greens,
+that blend all those belonging to the seasons
+just named, with others at once more grave and
+more bright; and the charming variety and interchange
+of which are peculiar to this delightful
+month, and are more beautiful in their general
+effect than those of either of the preceding periods:
+just as a truly beautiful woman is perhaps
+more beautiful at the period immediately<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">{174}</a></span>
+before that at which her charms begin to wane,
+than she ever was before. Here, however, the
+comparison must end; for with the year its incipient
+decay is the signal for it to put on more
+and more beauties daily, till, when it reaches the
+period at which it is on the point of sinking
+into the temporary death of Winter, it is more
+beautiful in general appearance than ever.</p>
+
+<p>But we must not anticipate. We may linger
+upon one spot, or step aside from our path, or
+return upon our steps; but we must not anticipate;
+for those who would duly enjoy and
+appreciate the Present and the Past, must wait
+for the Future till it comes to them. The Future
+and the Present are jealous of each other; and
+those who attempt to enjoy both at the same
+time, will not be graciously received by either.</p>
+
+<p>The general appearance of natural scenery is
+now much more varied in its character than it
+has hitherto been. The Corn-fields are all redundant
+with waving gold&mdash;gold of all hues&mdash;from
+the light yellow of the Oats (those which
+still remain uncut), to the deep sunburnt glow of
+the red Wheat. But the wide rich sweeps of
+these fields are now broken in upon, here and
+there, by patches of the parched and withered<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">{175}</a></span>
+looking Bean crops; by occasional bits of newly
+ploughed land, where the Rye lately stood; by
+the now darkening Turnips&mdash;dark, except where
+they are being fed off by Sheep Flocks; and
+lastly by the still bright-green Meadows, now
+studded every where with grazing cattle, the
+second crops of Grass being already gathered
+in.</p>
+
+<p>The Woods, as well as the single Timber
+Trees that occasionally start up with such fine
+effect from out the Hedge-rows, or in the midst
+of Meadows and Corn-fields, we shall now find
+sprinkled with what at first looks like gleams of
+scattered sunshine lying among the leaves, but
+what, on examination, we shall find to be the
+new foliage that has been put forth since Midsummer,
+and which yet retains all the brilliant
+green of the Spring. The effect of this new
+green, lying in sweeps and patches upon the old,
+though little observed in general, is one of the
+most beautiful and characteristic appearances of
+this season. In many cases, when the sight of
+it is caught near at hand, on the sides of thick
+Plantations, the effect of it is perfectly deceptive,
+and you wonder for a moment how it is, that
+while the sun is shining so brightly <i>every where</i>,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">{176}</a></span>
+it should shine so much <i>more</i> brightly on those
+particular spots.</p>
+
+<p>We shall find those pretty wayside Shrubberies,
+the Hedge-rows, and the Field-flower-borders
+that lie beneath and about them, less
+gay with new green, and less fantastic with
+flowers, than they have lately been; but they
+still vie with the Garden both in sweetness and
+in beauty. The new flowers they put forth this
+month are but few. Among these are the pretty
+little Meadow Scabious, with its small purple head
+standing away from its leaves; the various Goosefoots,
+curious for their leaves, feeling about like
+fingers for the fresh air; the Camomile, shooting
+up its troops of little suns, with their yellow
+centres and white rays; and a few more of lesser
+note. But, in addition to these, we have still
+many which have already had their greeting
+from us, <i>or should have had</i>; but really, when
+one comes every month, self-invited, to Nature’s
+morning levees, and meets there flocks of flowers,
+every one of which claims as its single due a
+whole morning’s attention, it must not be taken
+as unkind or impolite by any of them, if, in
+endeavouring hastily to record the company we
+met, for the benefit of those who were not there,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">{177}</a></span>
+we should chance to forget some who may fancy
+themselves quite as worthy of having their presence
+recorded, and their court dresses described,
+as those who do figure in this Court Calendar of
+Nature. It is possible, too, that we may have
+fallen into some slight errors in regard to the
+places of residence of some of our fair flowery
+friends, and the particular day on which they
+first chose to make their appearance at Nature’s
+court; for we are not among those reporters who
+take short-hand notes, or any other, but such as
+write themselves in the tablet of our memory.
+But if any lady <i>should</i> feel herself aggrieved in
+either of the above particulars, she has only to
+drop us a leaf to that effect, stating, at the same
+time, her name and residence, and she may be
+assured that we shall take the first opportunity
+of paying our personal respects to her, and shall
+have little doubt of satisfying her that our misconduct
+has arisen from any thing rather than a
+wilful neglect towards her pretensions, or a want
+of taste in appreciating them. In the mean time
+let us add, that, in addition to the new company
+which graces this month’s levee, the following
+are still punctual in their attendance; namely,
+Woodbine, Woodruff, Meadow-sweet, and Wild<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">{178}</a></span>
+Thyme; (N. B. These ladies are still profuse in
+their use of perfumes); and, among those who
+depend on their beauty alone, Eyebright, Pansie,
+the lesser and greater Willow-herb, Daisy, two
+or three of the Orchises, Hyacinth, several sisters
+of the Speedwell and Pimpernel families, and the
+scentless Violet.</p>
+
+<p>Now, after the middle of the month, commences
+that great rural employment to which all
+the hopes of the farmer’s year have been tending;
+but which, unhappily, the mere labourer
+has come to regard with as much indifference
+as he does any of those which have successively
+led to it. This latter is not as it should be.
+But as we cannot hope to alter, let us not stay
+to lament over it. On the contrary, let us rejoice
+that at least Nature remains uninjured&mdash;that
+<i>she</i> shows more beautiful than ever at harvest
+time, whether Man chooses to be more happy then
+or not. It is true Harvest-home has changed its
+moral character, in the exact proportion that the
+people among whom it takes place have changed
+<i>theirs</i>, in becoming, from an agricultural, a mechanical
+and manufacturing nation; and we may
+soon expect to see the produce of the earth
+gathered in and laid by for use, almost without<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">{179}</a></span>
+the intervention of those for whose use it is provided,
+and in supplying whose wants it is chiefly
+consumed: for the rich, so far from being “able
+to live by bread alone,” would scarcely feel the
+loss if it were wholly to fail them. But Nature
+is not to be changed by the devices which man
+employs to change and deteriorate himself. She
+has willed that the scenes attendant on the gathering
+in of her gifts shall be as fraught with
+beauty as ever. And accordingly, Harvest time
+is as delightful to look on to <i>us</i>, who are mere
+spectators of it, as it was in the Golden Age,
+when the gatherers and the rejoicers were one.
+Now, therefore, as then, the Fields are all alive
+with figures and groups, that seem, in the eye of
+the artist, to be made for pictures&mdash;pictures that
+he can see but one fault in; (which fault, by the
+bye, constitutes their only beauty in the eye of
+the farmer;) namely, that they will not stand
+still a moment, for him to paint them. He must
+therefore be content, as we are, to keep them as
+studies in the storehouse of his memory.</p>
+
+<p>Here are a few of those studies, which he may
+practise upon till doomsday, and will not then be
+able to produce half the effect from them that
+will arise spontaneously on the imagination, at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">{180}</a></span>
+the mere mention of the simplest words which can
+describe them:&mdash;The sunburnt Reapers, entering
+the Field leisurely at early morning, with their
+reaphooks resting on their right shoulders, and
+their beer-kegs swinging to their left hands, while
+they pause for a while to look about them before
+they begin their work.&mdash;The same, when they are
+scattered over the Field: some stooping to the
+ground over the prostrate Corn, others lifting up
+the heavy sheaves and supporting them against
+one another, while the rest are plying their busy
+sickles, before which the brave crop seems to
+retreat reluctantly, like a half-defeated army.&mdash;Again,
+the same collected together into one group,
+and resting to refresh themselves, while the lightening
+keg passes from one to another silently, and
+the rude clasp-knife lifts the coarse meal to the
+ruddy lips.&mdash;Lastly, the piled-up Wain, moving
+along heavily among the lessening sheaves, and
+swaying from side to side as it moves; while a
+few, whose share of the work is already done, lie
+about here and there in the shade, and watch the
+near completion of it.</p>
+
+<p>I would fain have to describe the boisterous
+and happy revelries that used to ensue upon
+these scenes, and should do still. And what if<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">{181}</a></span>
+they were attended by mirth a little over-riotous,
+or a few broken crowns? Better so, than the
+troops of broken spirits that now linger amidst
+the overflowing plenty of the last Harvest-field,
+and begin to think where they shall wander in
+search of their next week’s bread.</p>
+
+<p>But no more of this. Let us turn at once to
+a few of the other occurrences that take place
+in the open Fields during this month. The
+Singing Birds are, for the most part, so busy in
+educating and providing for their young broods,
+that they have little time to practise their professional
+duties; consequently this month is
+comparatively a silent one in the Woods and
+Groves. There are some, however, whose happy
+hearts will not let them be still. The most persevering
+of these is that poet of the skies, the Lark.
+He still pours down a bright rain of melody
+through the morning, the mid-day, and the
+evening skies, till the whole air seems sparkling
+and alive with the light of his strains.&mdash;His
+sweet-hearted relation, the Woodlark, also still
+warbles high up in the warm evening air, and
+occasionally even at midnight&mdash;hovering at one
+particular spot during each successive strain.&mdash;The
+Goldfinch, the Yellowhammer, and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">{182}</a></span>
+Green and Brown Linnet, those pretty flutterers
+among the summer leaves,&mdash;as light hearted and
+restless as they,&mdash;still keep whistling snatches of
+their old songs, between their quick fairy-like
+flittings from bough to bough. As for the solitary
+Robin, his delicate song may be heard all
+through the year, and is peculiarly acceptable
+now in the neighbourhood of human dwellings&mdash;where
+no other is heard, unless it be the common
+wren’s.</p>
+
+<p>By the middle of this month we shall lose
+sight entirely of that most airy, active, and indefatigable
+of all the winged people,&mdash;the Swift&mdash;Shakespeare’s
+“temple-haunting Martlet.” Unlike
+the rest of its tribe, it breeds but once in the
+season; and its young having now acquired much
+of their astonishing power of wing, young and
+old all hurry away together&mdash;no one can tell
+whither. The sudden departure of the above
+singular species of the Swallow tribe, at this very
+moment, when every thing seems to conform together
+for their delight,&mdash;when the winds (which
+they shun) are hushed&mdash;and the Summer (in
+which they rejoice) is at its best&mdash;and the air
+(in which they feed) is laden with dainties for
+them&mdash;and all the troubles and anxieties attend<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">{183}</a></span>ant
+on the coming of their young broods are at
+an end, and they are wise enough not to think of
+having more;&mdash;that, at the very moment when
+all these favourable circumstances are combining
+together to make them happy, they should suddenly,
+and without any assignable cause whatever,
+disappear, and go no one knows whither,
+is one of those facts, the explanation of which has
+hitherto baffled all our inquiring philosophizers,
+and will continue to do so while the said inquirers
+continue to judge of all things by analogies
+invented by their own boasted <i>reason</i>: as if
+reason were given us to explain instinct! and as
+if a being which passes its whole life on the wing&mdash;(for
+sleep is not a part of life, and the Swift,
+during its waking hours, never sets foot on tree
+or ground&mdash;almost realizing that fabled bird
+which has wings but no feet) were not likely to be
+gifted with any senses but such as <i>we</i> can trace
+the operations of! The truth is, all that we can
+make of this mysterious departure is, to accept
+it as an omen&mdash;the earliest, the most certain, and
+yet the least attended to, because it happens
+in the midst of smiling contradictions to it&mdash;that
+the departure of Summer herself is nigh at
+hand.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">{184}</a></span>
+It is not good to cull out the sad points of reflection
+which present themselves, in the various
+subjects which come before us, in contemplating
+the operations of Nature. But as little is it good,
+studiously to avoid those points. Perhaps the
+only wise course is, to let them suggest what
+they will, of sadness or of joy; and then, so to
+receive and apply those suggestions, that even the
+sad ones themselves may be made subservient to
+good. To me, this early departure, in the very
+heart of our summer, of the most bird-like of all
+the birds that visit us only for a season, always
+comes at first like an omen of evil, that I cannot
+doubt, and yet will not believe. It might as well
+be told me, that the being who sits beside me
+now, in all the pomp of health, and all the lustre
+of loveliness, will leave me to-morrow, and go&mdash;like
+the bird&mdash;I know not whither. And yet, if
+such a prediction <i>were</i> made to me, what should
+I do in regard to it, but (as one ought in the case
+of the omen of departing summer) to <i>believe</i> that
+it is true, and yet <i>feel</i> that it is false; and, acting
+upon the joint impulse thus created, enjoy the
+blessing tenfold, while it remains mine, and leave
+the lamentations for its loss till I can no longer
+feel the delight that flows from its presence?</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">{185}</a></span>
+But, enough of philosophy&mdash;even of that
+which is intended to cure us of philosophizing.
+Let us get into the air and the sunshine again;
+which can bid us be happy in spite of all
+philosophy, and <i>will</i> be obeyed even by philosophers
+themselves,&mdash;who have long since found
+that they have no resource left against those
+enemies to their art, but to fly their presence, and
+shut themselves up in schools and studies.</p>
+
+<p>The Swift, whose strange flight has for a
+moment led us astray from our course, is the
+only one of its tribe that has yet made any preparations
+towards departure: though the young
+broods of House-swallows and House-martins are
+evidently <i>thinking</i> of it, and congregating together
+in great flocks, about the tops of old
+towers and belfries, to talk the matter over, and
+wonder with one another what will happen to
+them in their projected travels&mdash;if they <i>do</i> travel.
+Their parents, however, who are to lead them,
+are still employed in increasing their company,
+and have just now brought out their second
+broods into the open air.</p>
+
+<p>Now, on warm still evenings, we may sometimes
+see the whole air about us speckled with
+another class of emigrants, who are not usually<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">{186}</a></span>
+regarded as such; namely, the flying Ants, whom
+their own offspring, or their inclinations (for it is
+uncertain which), have expelled from their birth-place,
+to found new colonies, and find new habitations,
+where they can. It is a ticklish task to
+make people more knowing than they wish to be,
+and one which, even if I were qualified for the
+office, I should be very shy of undertaking.
+But when a race of comparatively foolish and
+improvident little creatures have for ages enjoyed
+the credit of being proverbial patterns of wisdom,
+prudence, and forethought, I cannot refuse
+to assist in dispelling the delusion. Be it
+known, then, to the elderly namesakes of the
+above, that when they bid their little nephews
+and nieces “go to the Ant, and consider its
+ways,” they can scarcely offer them advice less
+likely to end, if followed, in teaching them to
+“be wise:” for, in fact, one of those “ways” is, to
+sleep (“sluggards” as they are!) all the winter
+through; another is, never to lay up a single
+morsel of store even for a day, much less for a
+whole year, as has been reported of them; and a
+third is, to do what they are in fact doing at
+this very moment&mdash;namely, to come out in myriads
+from their homes, and fill the air with that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">{187}</a></span>
+food (themselves) which serves to fatten the
+<i>really</i> wise, prudent, and industrious Swallows
+and Martins, who are skimming through the air
+delightedly in search of it. It is true, the Ants
+are active enough in providing for their immediate
+wants, and artful enough in overcoming
+any obstacles to their immediate pleasures. But
+all this, and more, the <i>other</i> Aunts, who hold
+them up as patterns, will find their little pupils
+sufficiently expert in, without any assistance.</p>
+
+<p>Now, we may observe that pretty pair of rural
+pictures (not, however, <i>peculiar</i> to this month);
+first, when the numerous Flock is driven to fold,
+as the day declines,&mdash;its scattered members converging
+towards a point as they enter the narrow
+opening of their nightly enclosure, which they
+gradually fill and settle into, as a shallow stream
+runs into a bed that has been prepared for it,
+and there settles into a still pool.&mdash;And again, in
+the early morning, when the slender barrier that
+confines them is removed, they crowd and hurry
+out at it,&mdash;gently intercepting each other; and
+as they get free, pour forth their white fleeces
+over the open field, as a lake that has broken its
+bank pours its waters over the adjoining land:<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">{188}</a></span>
+in each case, the bells and meek voices of the
+patient people making music as they move, and
+the Shepherd standing carelessly by (leaning on
+his crook, even as shepherds did in Arcady itself!)
+and leaving the care of all to his half-reasoning
+dog.</p>
+
+<p>As I have again got my pencil in hand, instead
+of my pen, let me not forget to sketch a
+copy of that other pretty picture, at once so still
+and yet so lively, which may be had this month
+for the price of looking at, and than which Paul
+Potter himself could not have presented us with
+a sweeter: and indeed, but that he was a mere
+imitator of Nature, one might almost swear it to
+be his, not hers.&mdash;Fore-ground: on one side, a
+little shallow pond, with two or three pollard
+willows stooping over it; and on the other a low
+bank, before which stand as many more pollard
+willows, with round trim heads set formally on
+their straight pillar-like stems: between all these,
+the sunshine lying in bright streaks on the green
+ground, and made distinguishable by the straight
+shadows thrown by the thick stems of the trees.
+Middle distance: a moist meadow, level as a line,
+and on it half a dozen cattle; three lying at their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">{189}</a></span>
+ease, and “chewing the cud of sweet” (not “bitter”)
+herbage&mdash;two cropping the same&mdash;and one
+lifting up its grave matronly face, and lowing out
+into the side distance; while, about the legs of
+all of them, a little flock of Wagtails are glancing
+in and out merrily, picking up their delicate
+meal of invisible insects; and upon the very back
+of one of the ruminators, a pert Magpie has
+perched himself. Of the extreme distance, half
+is occupied by dim-seen willows, of the same
+stunted growth with those in front; and the rest
+shows indistinctly, and half hidden by trees, a
+little village,&mdash;its church spire pointing its silent
+finger straight upward, as if bidding us look at a
+sky scarcely less calm and sweet than the scene
+which it canopies.&mdash;How says the connoisseur?
+Is this a picture of Paul Potter’s, or of Nature?
+But no matter,&mdash;for they are almost the same.
+There is only just enough difference between
+them to make us feel (as the possessor of twin
+children does) that we are blessed with <i>two</i> instead
+of <i>one</i>.</p>
+
+<p>In the Plantation and Flower-garden we must
+hardly expect to find much of novelty, after the
+profusion of last month. And in fact there are
+very few flowers the first appearance of which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">{190}</a></span>
+can be said to be absolutely <i>peculiar</i> to this
+month; most of those hitherto unnamed choosing
+to be the medium of a pleasant interchange between
+the two months, according as seasons, and
+circumstances of soil and planting, may dispose
+them. It must be admitted, however (though
+I am very loth, even by implication, to dissever
+this month from absolute summer), that many
+of the flowers which do come forward now are
+<i>autumn</i> ones. Conspicuous among those which
+first appear in this month, is the stately Holyoak;
+a plant whose pretensions are not so generally
+admitted as they ought to be, probably on
+account of its having, by some strange accident,
+lost its character for <i>gentility</i>. Has this (in the
+present day) dire misfortune happened to it, because
+it condescends to flower in as much splendour
+and variety when leaning beside low cottage
+porches, or spiring over broken and lichen-grown
+palings, as it does in the gardens of the great?
+I hope not; for then those who contemn it must
+do the same by the vaunted Rose, and the rich
+Carnation; for where do <i>they</i> blow better than
+in the daisy-bordered flower-beds of the poor?
+The only plausible plea which I can discover,
+for the reasonableness of banishing from our<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">{191}</a></span>
+choice parterres this most magnificent of all
+their inhabitants, is, that its aspiring and oriental
+splendour may put to shame the less conspicuous
+beauties of Flora’s court. I hope the latter have
+not, through envy, been entering into a conspiracy
+to fix an ill name upon the Holyoak, and
+thus stir up in the hearts of their admirers a dislike
+to it, that nothing else is so likely to produce:
+for, give even a flower “an ill name,”
+and you may as well treat it like a dog at once.
+In fact, I do not think that any thing short of
+calling it <i>ungenteel</i> could have displaced the
+Holyoak from that universal favour with us
+which it always acquires during our youth, in
+virtue of its being the only flower that we can
+distinguish in “garden scenes” on the stage.</p>
+
+<p>As the Holyoak is at present a less <i>petted</i>
+flower than any other, perhaps the Passion-flower
+(which blows this month) is, of all those
+which bear the open air, the most so; and, I
+must say, with quite as little reason. In fact,
+its virtue lies in its name; which it owes, however,
+to its fantastical construction suggesting
+certain religious associations, and not to any romantic
+or sentimental ones; which latter, when
+connected with it, have grown out of its name,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">{192}</a></span>
+and not its name out of them. If, however,
+it has little that is beautiful and flower-like
+about it, it has something bizarre and recherchée,
+which is well worth examining. But we
+examine it as we would a watch or a compass,
+and not a flower; which is its great fault. It
+is to other flowers, what a Blue-stocking is to
+other women.</p>
+
+<p>Among the other flowers that appear now, the
+most conspicuous, and most beautiful, is that one
+of the Campanulas which shoots up from its
+cluster of low leaves one or more tall straight
+spires, clustered around from heel to point with
+brilliant sky-blue stars, crowding as closely to
+each other as those in the milky way,&mdash;till they
+look like one continuous rod of blue, or like the
+sky-blue ribbons on the mane of a Lord Mayor’s
+coach-horse. These are the flowers that you see in
+pots, trained into a fan-like shape, till they cover,
+with their brilliant galaxy of stars, the whole window
+of the snug parlour where sits at her work
+the wife of the village apothecary. Of course I
+speak of a not less distance from town than a
+long day’s journey: any nearer than that, all
+flowers but exotics have long since been banished
+from parlour windows, as highly ungenteel.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">{193}</a></span>
+There are a few other very noticeable flowers,
+which begin to show themselves to us late in this
+month; but as they by rights rank among the
+autumn ones, and as I am not willing to admit
+that we have as yet arrived even on the confines
+of that season, I must consider that they have
+chosen to come before their time, and treat
+them accordingly.</p>
+
+<p>In the Shrubbery, too, we shall find little of
+novelty. We will, therefore, at once pass through
+it, and reach the Orchard and Fruit Garden;
+merely observing as we go, that the Elder is
+beginning to cast a tinge of autumnal purple on
+its profuse berries; that those of the Rowan, or
+Mountain Ash, are on the point of putting on
+their scarlet liveries, which they are to wear all
+the winter; and that the Purple Clematis is
+heavy with its handsome flowers.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps the Fruit-Garden is never in a more
+favourable state for observation than at present;
+for most of its produce is sufficiently advanced to
+have put on all its beauty, while but little of it
+is in a state to disturb: so that there it hangs in
+the sight of its satisfied owner&mdash;at once a promise,
+and a fulfilment, without the attendant ills of
+either.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">{194}</a></span>
+The inferior fruit, indeed (so at least it is
+reckoned with us, though in the East Indies a
+plate of Currants is sometimes placed in the
+centre of the table, as a Pine-apple is here, and
+holds exactly the same relative value in respect to
+the rest of the dessert), the Currants and Gooseberries
+are now in perfection, and those epicures
+from the nursery, who alone condescend to eat
+them in their natural state, may now be turned
+loose among them with impunity. A few of the
+Apples, too, are now asking to be plucked;
+namely, the pretty little, tender, and pale-faced
+Jeannotin (vulgaricè <i>Gennettin</i>); the rude-shaped,
+but firm, sweet, and rosy-cheeked Codling; and
+the cool, crisp, and refreshing Nonsuch,&mdash;eating,
+when at its best, like a glass of Apple-ice; and
+with a shape and make which entitles it to be
+called the very Apollo of Apples.</p>
+
+<p>The Cherries, too, have most of them acquired
+their “cherry-cheeks,” and are looking down
+temptation</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Unto the white upturned wond’ring eyes<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of <i>school-boys</i>, that fall back to gaze on them,”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>as they hang over the garden-wall, next to the
+road.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">{195}</a></span>
+As to the other fruits, they look almost as
+handsome and inviting as ever they will. But
+we must be content to let them “enjoy the air
+they breathe” for a month or so longer, if we
+expect them to do the same by us.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Of London what shall we say, at this only one
+of its seasons when it has nothing to say for itself?
+when even the most immoveable of its citizens
+become migratory for at least a month, and
+permit their wives and daughters to play the
+parts of mermaids on the shores of Margate,
+while they themselves pore over the evening
+papers all the morning, and over the morning
+ones all the evening?&mdash;when ’Change Alley
+makes a transfer of half its (live) stock every
+Saturday to the Steine at Brighton, to be returnable
+by Snow’s coaches on Monday morning?&mdash;nay,
+when even the lawyers’ clerks themselves
+begin to grow romantic, and, neglecting their
+accustomed evening haunts at the Cock in Fleet-street,
+Offley’s, and the Cider Cellar, permit
+themselves to be steamed down from Billingsgate
+to Broadstairs, where they meditate moonlight
+sonnets to their absent Seraphinas (not without
+an eye to half-a-guinea each in the magazines),<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">{196}</a></span>
+beginning with “Oh, come unto these yellow
+sands!”</p>
+
+<p>What <i>can</i> be said of the Town at a time like
+this? The truth is, I am not disposed to quarrel
+with London (any more than I am with my
+“bread and butter,” and for a similar reason) at
+any season; so that the less I say or think of it
+now the better. Suffice it, that London in August
+is a species of nonentity, to all but those
+amateur architects who “go partnerships” in
+candle-lit grottos at the corners of courts. But,
+<i>en revanche</i>, it is to them a month that, like May
+to the chimney-sweepers, “only comes once a
+year.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">{197}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="SEPTEMBER" id="SEPTEMBER"></a>SEPTEMBER.</h2>
+
+<p>I am sorry to mention it, but the truth must
+be told, even in a matter of age. The Year,
+then, is on the wane. It is “declining into the
+vale” of months. It has reached “a certain
+age.” Its <i>bloom</i> (that indescribable something
+which surpasses and supersedes all mere beauty)
+is fled, and with it all its pretensions to be regarded
+as an object of passionate admiration.</p>
+
+<p>A truce, then, to our treatment of the Months
+as mistresses. But let us henceforth look upon
+them as the next best thing, as dear and devoted
+friends: for</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i6">“Turn wheresoe’er we may,<br /></span>
+<span class="i7">By night or day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The things which we have seen we now can see no more.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>’Tis true that still</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i1">“The Rainbow comes and goes,<br /></span>
+<span class="i3 wide">* * *<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The moon doth with delight<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Look round her when the heavens are bare;<br /></span>
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">{198}</a></span>
+<span class="i1">Waters on a starry night<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Are beautiful and fair;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The sunshine is a glorious birth;&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">But yet we know, where’er we go,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That there hath passed away a glory from the Earth.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Let me be permitted to make use of a few
+more words from the same poem; for by no others
+can I hope so well to kindle in the reader, that
+feeling with which I would fain have him possessed,
+on the advent of this still delightful
+season of the year, if it be but received and enjoyed
+in the spirit in which it comes to us.</p>
+
+<p>“What,” then&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“What though the radiance which was once so bright<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Be now for ever taken from our sight&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Though nothing can bring back the hour<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We will grieve not&mdash;rather find<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Strength in what remains behind;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the primal sympathy<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Which, having been, must ever be;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2 wide">* * * *<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In the faith that looks through death;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In thoughts that bring the philosophic mind.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>I cannot choose but continue this strain a little
+longer; and I suppose my readers will be the
+last persons to complain of my doing so; it is
+the poet alone who will have cause to object to
+his meanings throughout, and in one or two
+instances his words, being diverted from their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">{199}</a></span>
+original purpose, but I hope not degraded in their
+application, nor disenchanted of their power.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“And oh! ye Fountains, Meadows, Hills, and Groves,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Think not of any severing of our loves!<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yet in my heart of hearts I feel your might.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2 wide">* * * *<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The innocent brightness of a new-born day<br /></span>
+<span class="i5">Is lovely yet;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The clouds that gather round the setting sun<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Do take a sober colouring from an eye<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That watches o’er the Year’s mortality.<br /></span>
+<span class="i2 wide">* * * *<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thanks to the human heart by which we live;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thanks to its tenderness, its joys and fears;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To me the meanest flower that blows can give<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Reader, this is said by the greatest poet of our
+age, and one of the deepest, wisest, and most virtuous
+of her philosophic sages. And it is said
+by him even in the sense in which it is here
+applied, <i>now that it has been once so applied</i>:
+for much of his words have this in common with
+those of Shakspeare, that you may turn them to
+an almost equally apt and good account in many
+different ways, besides those in which they were
+at first directed. Let them be received, then,
+in the spirit in which they are here uttered, and
+we shall be able and entitled to continue our
+task, of following the year through its vicissi<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">{200}</a></span>tudes,
+and still (as we began it) “pursue our
+course to the end, rejoicing.”</p>
+
+<p>The youth of the year is gone, then. Even
+the vigour and lustihood of its maturity are
+quick passing away. It has reached the summit
+of the hill, and is not only looking, but descending,
+into the valley below. But, unlike that
+into which the life of man declines, <i>this</i> is not
+a vale of tears; still less does it, like that, lead
+to that inevitable bourne, the Kingdom of the
+Grave. For though it may be called (I hope
+without the semblance of profanation) “The
+Valley of the <i>Shadow</i> of Death,” yet of Death
+itself it knows nothing. No&mdash;the year steps
+onward towards its temporary decay, if not so
+rejoicingly, even more majestically and gracefully,
+than it does towards its revivification. And
+if September is not so bright with promise and
+so buoyant with hope as May, it is even more
+embued with that spirit of serene repose, in which
+the only true, because the only continuous enjoyment
+consists. Spring “never <i>is</i>, but always
+<i>to be</i> blest;” but September is the month of
+consummations&mdash;the fulfiller of all promises&mdash;the
+fruition of all hopes&mdash;the era of all completeness.
+Let us then turn at once to gaze on, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">{201}</a></span>
+partake in, its manifold beauties and blessings,
+not let them pass us by, with the empty salutation
+of mere praise; for the only panegyric that is
+acceptable to Nature is that just appreciation
+of her gifts which consists in the full enjoyment
+of them.</p>
+
+<p>Supposing ourselves, as usual, in the middle
+of the month, we shall find the seed Harvests
+quite completed, and even the ground on which
+they stood appearing under an entirely new
+aspect,&mdash;the Plough having opened, or being
+now in the act of opening, its fragrant breast,
+and exposing it for a while to the genial influence
+of the sun and air, before it is again
+called upon to perform its never-failing functions.</p>
+
+<p>There are other Harvests, however, which are
+still to be gathered in; in particular, that most
+elegant and picturesque of all with which this
+country is acquainted, and which may also be
+considered as <i>peculiar</i> to this country, upon any
+thing like a great scale: I mean the Hop Harvest.
+In the few counties in which this plant is
+cultivated, we are now presented with the nearest
+semblance we can boast, of the Vintages of Italy
+and Spain.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">{202}</a></span>
+The Apple Harvest, too, of the Cider counties
+takes place this month; and though I must not
+represent it as very fertile in the elegant and picturesque,
+let me not neglect to do justice to its
+produce, as the only one deserving the name of
+British Wine; all other so-called liquors being,
+the reader may rest assured, worse than poisons,
+in the exact proportion that specious hypocrites
+are worse than open, bold-faced villains.</p>
+
+<p>I hope the good housewives of my country (the
+only country in the world which produces the
+breed) need not be told, that, in thus placarding
+the impostor above-named, I have not the slightest
+thought of hurting the high reputation of her
+immaculate “home-made,” which she so generously
+brings out from the bottom division of
+her shining beaufet, and presses (somewhat importunately)
+on every morning comer. She shall
+never have to ask me twice to taste even a second
+glass of it, always provided she calls it by its
+true and trustworthy name of “home-made”&mdash;to
+which, in <i>my</i> vocabulary, Montepulciano itself
+must yield the pas. But if, bitten perhaps
+by some London Bagman, she happen to have
+contracted an affection for fine phrases, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">{203}</a></span>
+chooses to call her cordial by the style and title
+of “<i>British wine</i>”&mdash;away with it, for me! I
+would not touch it,</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Though ’twere a draught for Juno when she banquets.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>In fact, she might as well call it <i>Cape</i> at once!</p>
+
+<p>The truth is, I once, to oblige an elderly lady
+at Hackney, <i>did</i> taste two glasses of “British
+wine” at a sitting; and my stomach has had a
+load (of sugar of lead) upon its conscience ever
+since.</p>
+
+<p>It must be confessed, that the general face of
+the country has undergone a very material change
+for the worse since we left it last month; and
+none of its individual features, with the exception
+of the Woods and Groves, have improved
+in their appearance. The Fields are for
+the most part bare, and either black and arid
+with the remains of the Harvest that has been
+gathered from them, or at best but newly furrowed
+by the plough. The ever green Meadows
+are indeed still beautiful, and the more so for the
+Cattle that now stud them almost every where;
+the second crops of grass being long since off.
+The Hedge-rows, too, have lost much of their
+sweet tapestry of flowers, and even their late
+many-tinted greens are sobered down into one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">{204}</a></span>
+dull monotonous hue. And the berries and
+other wild fruits that the latter part of the season
+produces, do not vary this hue,&mdash;having none of
+them as yet assumed the colours of their maturity.
+It is true the Woodbine again flings
+up, here and there, its bunches of pale flowers,
+after having ceased to do so for many weeks.
+But they have no longer the rich luxuriance of
+their Spring bloom, nor even the delicious scent
+which belonged to them when the vigour of
+youth was upon them. They are the pale and
+feeble offspring of the declining life of their
+parent.</p>
+
+<p>It follows, from this general absence of wild
+flowers, that we are now no longer greeted, on
+our morning or evening wanderings, by those
+exquisite odours that float about upon the wings
+of every Summer wind, and come upon the captivated
+sense like strains of unseen music.</p>
+
+<p>Even the Summer birds, both songsters and
+others, begin to leave us&mdash;urged thereto by a
+prophetic instinct, that will not be disobeyed:
+for if they were to consult their <i>feelings</i> merely,
+there is no season at which the temperature of
+our climate is more delightfully adapted to their
+pleasures and their wants.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">{205}</a></span>
+But let it not be supposed that we have nothing
+to compensate for all these losses. The
+Woods and Groves, those grandest and most
+striking among the general features of the country,
+are now, towards the end of the month, beginning
+to put on their richest looks. The Firs
+are gradually darkening towards their winter
+blackness; the Oaks, Limes, Poplars, and Horse-chestnuts,
+still retain their darkest summer
+green; the Elms and Beeches are changing to
+that bright yellow which produces, at a distance,
+the effect of patches of sunshine; and the Sycamores
+are beginning, here and there, to assume
+a brilliant warmth of hue almost amounting to
+scarlet. The distant effect, therefore, of a great
+company of all these seen together, and intermingled
+with each other, is finer than it has
+hitherto been, though not equal in beauty and
+variety to what it will be about the same time
+next month.</p>
+
+<p>But we have some other pretty sights belonging
+to the open country, which must not be
+passed over; and one which the whole year, in
+point of time, and the whole world, in point of
+place, can scarcely parallel. The Sunsets of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">{206}</a></span>
+September in this country are perhaps unrivalled,
+for their infinite variety, and their indescribable
+beauty. Those of more southern countries may
+perhaps match, or even surpass them, for a
+certain glowing and unbroken intensity. But for
+gorgeous variety of form and colour, exquisite
+delicacy of tint and pencilling, and a certain
+placid sweetness and tenderness of general effect,
+which frequently arises out of a union of the
+two latter, there is nothing to be seen like what
+we can show in England at this season of the
+year. If a painter, who was capable of doing it
+to the utmost perfection, were to dare depict on
+canvas one out of twenty of the Sunsets that we
+frequently have during this month, he would be
+laughed at for his pains. And the reason is,
+that people judge of pictures by pictures. They
+compare Hobbima with Ruysdael, and Ruysdael
+with Wynants, and Wynants with Wouvermans,
+and Wouvermans with Potter, and Potter with
+Cuyp; and then they think the affair can proceed
+no farther. And the chances are, that if
+you were to show one of the sunsets in question
+to a thorough-paced connoisseur in this department
+of Fine Art, he would reply, that it was very<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">{207}</a></span>
+beautiful, to be sure, but that he must beg to
+doubt whether it was <i>natural</i>, for he had never
+seen one like it in any of the old masters!</p>
+
+<p>Another singular sight belonging to this period,
+is the occasional showers of gossamer that
+fall from the upper regions of the air, and cover
+every thing like a veil of woven silver. You
+may see them descending through the sunshine,
+and glittering and flickering in it, like rays of
+another kind of light. Or if you are in time to
+observe them before the Sun has dried the dew
+from off them in the early morning, they look
+like robes of fairy tissue-work, gemmed with
+innumerable jewels.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, Thistle-down, and the beautiful
+winged seeds of the Dandelion, float along
+through the calm air upon their voyages of
+discovery, as if instinct with life.</p>
+
+<p>Now, among the Birds, we have something
+like a renewal of the Spring melodies. In particular,
+the Thrush and Blackbird, who have
+been silent for several weeks, recommence their
+songs,&mdash;bidding good bye to the Summer, in the
+same subdued tone in which they hailed her
+approach.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, in connexion with the open country,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">{208}</a></span>
+now Wood-owls hoot louder than ever; and the
+Lambs bleat shrilly from the hill-side to their
+neglectful dams; and the thresher’s Flail is heard
+from the unseen barn; and the plough-boy’s
+whistle comes through the silent air from the
+distant upland; and Snakes leave their last
+year’s skins in the brakes&mdash;literally creeping out
+at their own mouths; and Acorns drop in showers
+from the oaks, at every wind that blows; and
+Hazel-nuts ask to be plucked, so invitingly do
+they look forth from their green dwellings; and,
+lastly, the evenings close in too quickly upon the
+walks to which their serene beauty invites us, and
+the mornings get chilly, misty, and damp.</p>
+
+<p>Thanks to the art of the cultivator, we shall
+find the Garden almost as gay with flowers as it
+was last month; for many of those of last month
+still remain; and a few, and those among the
+most gorgeous that blow, have only just opened.
+The chief of these latter is the China-aster;
+the superb <i>Reine Marguerite</i>, whose endless variety
+of stars shoot up in rich clusters, and glow
+like so many lighted catherine-wheels. The great
+climbing Convolvulus also hangs out its beautiful
+cups among its smooth and clustering leaves;
+and the rich aromatic Scabious lifts up its glow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">{209}</a></span>ing
+purple flowers on their lithe stems; and the
+profuse Dahlia, that beautiful novelty, which
+was till so lately almost unknown to us, scatters
+about its rich double and single blooms, some of
+them so intense in colour that they seem to <i>glow</i>
+as you look upon them. And lastly, now the
+pendulous Amaranth hangs its gentle head despondingly,
+and tells its tender tale almost as
+pathetically as the poem to which it gives a
+name<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a>.</p>
+
+<p>Among the flowering Shrubs, too, we have
+now some of the most beautiful at their best. In
+particular, the Althea Frutex, and the Arbutus,
+or Strawberry-tree.</p>
+
+<p>As for the Fruit Garden, <i>that</i> is one scene
+of tempting profusion. Against the wall, the
+Grapes have put on that transparent look which
+indicates their complete ripeness, and have dressed
+their cheeks in that delicate bloom which enables
+them to bear away the bell of beauty from all
+their rivals.&mdash;The Peaches and Nectarines have
+become fragrant, and the whole wall where they
+hang is “musical with bees.”&mdash;Along the Espaliers,
+the rosy-cheeked Apples look out from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">{210}</a></span>
+among their leaves, like laughing children peeping
+at each other through screens of foliage;
+and the young standards bend their straggling
+boughs to the earth with the weight of their
+produce.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>Quitting the Country, we shall find London
+but ill qualified to compensate us for the losses
+we have sustained there; and if there be any
+reason in betaking oneself to places at the seaside,
+that are neither London nor the Country, now is
+the time to do it&mdash;as the citizens of London, and
+the liberties thereof, know full well. Accordingly,
+now the mansions in Finsbury and Devonshire
+Squares on the East, and Queen and
+Russell on the West, are changed for mouse-traps
+(miscalled marine villas); and the tradesman
+who does not send his wife and family to
+wash themselves in sea-water cannot be doing
+well in the world. Now, therefore, the Brighton
+boarding-houses bask in the sunshine of city
+favour, always provided their drawing-rooms
+look upon the sea; and if you pass them on a
+warm afternoon about five o’clock, you may see
+their dining-room windows wide open, and their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">{211}</a></span>
+inmates acting a picturesque passage in one of
+Mr. Wordsworth’s pastorals:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“There are forty feeding like one.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But if the citizens (because they cannot help
+it) permit their wives and daughters to be in
+their glory, <i>out</i> of London at this period, they
+permit their apprentices, for the same reason, to
+be so <i>in</i> it: for now arrives that Saturnalia of
+nondescript noise and nonconformity, Bartlemy
+Fair;&mdash;when that Prince of peace-officers, the
+Lord Mayor, changes his sword of state into a
+sixpenny trumpet, and becomes the Lord of Misrule
+and the patron of pickpockets; and Lady
+Holland’s name leads an unlettered mob instead of
+a lettered one; when Mr. Richardson maintains,
+during three whole days and a half, a managerial
+supremacy that must be not a little enviable even
+in the eyes of Mr. Elliston himself; and Mr.
+Gyngell holds, during the same period, a scarcely
+less distinguished station as the Apollo of servant-maids;
+when “the incomparable (not to
+say <i>eternal</i>) <i>young</i> Master Saunders” rides on
+horseback to the admiration of all beholders,
+in the person of his eldest son; and when
+all the giants in the land, and the dwarfs too,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">{212}</a></span>
+make a general muster, and each proves to be,
+according to the most correct measurement, at
+least a foot taller or shorter than any other in the
+fair, and, in fact, the only one worth seeing,&mdash;“all
+the rest being impostors!” In short, when
+every booth in the fair combines in itself the
+attractions of all the rest, and so perplexes with
+its irresistible merit the rapt imagination of the
+half-holiday schoolboys who have got but sixpence
+to spend upon the whole, that they eye
+the outsides of each in a state of pleasing despair,
+till their leave of absence is expired twice
+over, and then return home filled with visions of
+giants and gingerbread-nuts, and dream all night
+long of what they have <i>not</i> seen.</p>
+
+<p><i>Au reste</i>, London must needs be but a sorry
+place in September, when even its substantial
+shopkeepers are ashamed to be seen in it, and
+when a careful porter may, if he pleases, carry
+a load on his head from Saint Paul’s to the
+Mansion House, without damaging the heads of
+more than half a dozen pedestrians.</p>
+
+<p>As for the West End at this period, it looks
+like a model of itself, seen through a magnifying
+glass&mdash;every thing is so sad, silent, and empty
+of life. The vacant windows look blank at each<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">{213}</a></span>
+other across the way; the doors and their
+knockers are no more at variance; the porters
+sleep away the heavy hours in their easy chairs,
+leaving the rings to be answered from the area;
+and if you want to cross the street, you look
+both ways first, for fear of being run over&mdash;thinking,
+from the absolute stillness, that the
+stones of the pavement have been put to silence
+by the art-magic of Mr. Macadam.</p>
+
+<p>But notwithstanding all this, the Winter
+Theatres, having permitted their Summer rivals
+to play to empty benches for nearly three months,
+now put in their claim to share this pleasing
+privilege, lest it should be supposed that they
+too cannot afford to lose a hundred pounds a
+night as well as their inferiors. Accordingly,
+every body can have orders now (except those
+who ask for them); and the pit is the only place
+for those who are above sitting on the same
+bench with their boot-maker.</p>
+
+<p>Let us not forget to add, that there is <i>one</i>
+part of London which is never out of season,
+and is never more <i>in</i> season than now. Covent
+Garden Market is still the Garden of Gardens;
+and as there is not a month in all the year in
+which it does not contrive to belie something or<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">{214}</a></span>
+other that has been said in the foregoing pages,
+as to the particular season of certain flowers,
+fruits, &amp;c. so now it offers the flowers and the
+fruits of every season united. How it becomes
+possessed of all these, I shall not pretend to say:
+but thus much I am bound to add by way of
+information,&mdash;that those ladies and gentlemen
+who have country houses in the neighbourhood
+of Clapham Common or Camberwell Grove, may
+now have the pleasure of eating the best fruit
+out of their own Gardens&mdash;provided they choose
+to pay the price of it in Covent Garden Market!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">{215}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="OCTOBER" id="OCTOBER"></a>OCTOBER.</h2>
+
+<p>They tell us, in regard to this voyage of
+ours, called Human Life, that</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Hope travels through, nor leaves us till we die.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But they might have gone still farther, and
+shown us that Hope is not only our companion
+on the journey, but at once the vehicle which
+bears us along, the food which supports us as
+we go, and the goal to which all our travels
+tend, not merely in the great voyage of discovery
+itself, but in all the little outlets and byeways
+which break in upon and diversify it.</p>
+
+<p>Even in regard to the objects of external nature,
+Hope is the great principle on which we
+take any thing like a continuous moral interest
+in the contemplation of them; and if we never
+cease to feel that interest during all the different
+periods of the year, it is because hope is no
+sooner lost in fruition, than, like the Phœnix, it
+revives again, and keeps fluttering on before us,
+like the beautiful Green Bird before the lover, in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">{216}</a></span>
+the fairy tale; leading us&mdash;no matter where, so
+that it do not leave us to plod on by ourselves,
+through a world that, however beautiful <i>with</i> it,
+were without it an overpeopled wilderness.</p>
+
+<p>The month that we have just left behind us
+was indeed one made up, for the most part, of
+consummations; the promises of the year being
+almost forgotten in the fulness of their performance,
+and the season standing still to enjoy
+itself, and to let its admirers satiate themselves
+upon the rich completeness of its charms. It is
+now gone; and October is come; and Hope is
+come with it; and the general impulse that we
+feel is, to <i>look forward</i> again, as we have done
+from the beginning of the year.</p>
+
+<p>It must be confessed, however, that the hopes
+of <i>this</i> month, in particular, are not unblended
+with that sentiment of melancholy&mdash;gentle and
+genial, but still melancholy&mdash;which results from
+the constant presence of decay. The year has
+reached its grand climacteric, and is fast falling
+“into the sere, the yellow leaf.” Every day a
+flower drops from out the wreath that binds its
+brow&mdash;not to be renewed. Every hour the Sun
+looks more and more askance upon it, and the
+winds, those Summer flatterers, come to it less<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">{217}</a></span>
+fawningly. Every breath shakes down showers
+of its leafy attire, leaving it gradually barer and
+barer, for the blasts of winter to blow through it.
+Every morning and evening takes away from it
+a portion of that light which gives beauty to its
+life, and chills it more and more into that torpor
+which at length constitutes its temporary death.
+And yet October is beautiful still, no less “for
+what it gives than what it takes away;” and
+even for what it gives during the very act of
+taking away.</p>
+
+<p>Let us begin our observations with an example
+of the latter. The whole year cannot produce
+a sight fraught with more rich and harmonious
+beauty than that which the Woods and Groves
+present during this month, notwithstanding, or
+rather in consequence of, the daily decay of their
+summer attire; and at no other season can any
+given spot of landscape be seen to much advantage
+as a mere picture. This, therefore, is,
+above all others, the month for the artist to ply
+his delightful task, of fixing the fugitive beauties
+of the scene; which, however, he must do
+quickly, for they fade away, day by day, as
+he looks upon them.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">{218}</a></span>
+And yet, if it were represented faithfully, an
+extensive plantation of Forest Trees now presents
+a variety of colours and of tints that would
+scarcely be considered as <i>natural</i> in a picture,
+any more than many of the Sunsets of September
+would. Among those trees which retain their
+green hues, the Fir tribe are the principal; and
+these, spiring up among the deciduous ones, now
+differ from them no less in colour than they
+do in form. The Alders, too, and the Poplars,
+Limes, and Horse-chestnuts, are still green,&mdash;the
+hues of their leaves not undergoing much
+change as long as they remain on the branches.
+Most of the other Forest Trees have put on
+each its peculiar livery; the Planes and Sycamores
+presenting every variety of tinge, from
+bright yellow to brilliant red; the Elms being,
+for the most part, of a rich sunny umber, varying
+according to the age of the tree and the
+circumstances of its soil, &amp;c.; the Beeches having
+deepened into a warm glowing brown, which the
+young ones will retain all the winter, and till the
+new spring leaves push the present ones off;
+the Oaks varying from a dull dusky green to a
+deep russet, according to their ages; and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">{219}</a></span>
+Spanish Chestnuts, with their noble embowering
+heads, glowing like clouds of gold.</p>
+
+<p>As for the Hedge-rows this month, they still
+retain all their effect as part of a general and
+distant view; and when looked at more closely,
+though they have lost nearly all their flowers,
+the various fruits that are spread out upon them
+for the winter food of the birds, make them little
+less gay than they were in Spring and Summer.
+The most conspicuous of these are the red hips
+of the Wild Rose; the dark purple bunches of
+the luxuriant Blackberry; the brilliant scarlet
+and green berries of the Nightshade; the wintry-looking
+fruit of the Hawthorn; the blue Sloes,
+covered with their soft tempting-looking bloom;
+the dull bunches of the Woodbine; and the
+sparkling Holly-berries.</p>
+
+<p>We may also still, by seeking for them, find
+a few flowers scattered about beneath the Hedge-rows,
+and the dry Banks that skirt the Woods,
+and even in the Woods themselves, peeping up
+meekly from among the crowds of newly fallen
+leaves. The prettiest of these is the Primrose,
+which now blows a second time. But two or
+three of the Persicaria tribe are still in flower,
+and also some of the Goosefoots. And even the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">{220}</a></span>
+elegant and fragile Heathbell, or Harebell, has
+not yet quite disappeared; while some of the
+ground flowers that have passed away have left
+in their place strange evidences of their late presence;
+in particular, the singular flower (if it
+can be called one) of the Arums, or Lords and
+Ladies, has changed into an upright bunch, or
+long cluster, of red berries, starting up from out
+the ground on a single stiff stem, and looking
+almost like the flower of a Hyacinth.</p>
+
+<p>The open Fields during this month, though
+they are bereaved of much of their actual beauty
+and variety, present sights that are as agreeable
+to the eye, and even more stirring to the imagination,
+than those which have passed away. The
+Husbandman is now ploughing up the arable
+land, and putting into it the seeds that are to
+produce the next year’s crops; and there are
+not, among rural occupations, two more pleasant
+to look upon than these: the latter, in particular,
+is one that, while it gives perfect satisfaction
+to the eye as a mere picture, awakens
+and fills the imagination with the prospective
+views which it opens.</p>
+
+<p>Another very lively rural sight, on account of
+the many hands that it employs at the same<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">{221}</a></span>
+time, men, women, and children, is the general
+Potato gathering of this month.</p>
+
+<p>Among the miscellaneous events of October,
+one of the most striking and curious is the interchange
+which seems to take place between our
+country, and the more northern as well as the
+more southern ones in regard to the Birds.
+The Swallow tribe now all quit us; the Swift
+disappeared wholly, more than a month ago;
+and now the House Swallow, House Martin,
+and Bank or Sand Martin, after congregating
+for awhile in vast flocks about the banks of
+rivers and other waters, are seen no more as
+general frequenters of the air. And if one or
+two <i>are</i> seen during the warm days that sometimes
+occur for the next two or three weeks,
+they are to be looked upon as strangers and
+wanderers; and the sight of them, which has
+hitherto been so pleasant, becomes altogether
+different in its effect: it gives one a feeling of
+desolateness, such as we experience on meeting
+a poor shivering Lascar in our winter streets.</p>
+
+<p>In exchange for this tribe of truly Summer
+visitors, we have now great flocks of the Fieldfares
+and Redwings come back to us; and also<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">{222}</a></span>
+Wood Pigeons, Snipes, Woodcocks, and several
+of the numerous tribe of Water-fowl.</p>
+
+<p>Now, occasionally, we may observe the singular
+effects of a mist, coming gradually on, and
+wrapping in its dusky cloak a whole landscape
+that was, the moment before, clear and bright as
+in a Spring morning. The vapour rises visibly
+(from the face of a distant river perhaps) like
+steam from a boiling caldron; and climbing up
+into the blue air as it advances, rolls wreath over
+wreath till it reaches the spot on which you are
+standing; and then, seeming to hurry past you,
+its edges, which have hitherto been distinctly
+defined, become no longer visible, and the whole
+scene of beauty, which a few moments before
+surrounded you, is as it were wrapt from your
+sight like an unreal vision of the air, and you
+seem (and in fact <i>are</i>) transferred into the bosom
+of a cloud.</p>
+
+<p>Drawing towards the home scene, we find the
+Orchard by no means devoid of interest this
+month. The Apples are among the last to shed
+their leaves; so that they retain them yet; and
+in some cases of late fruit, they retain that too,&mdash;looking
+as bright and tempting as ever it did.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">{223}</a></span>
+The Cherry-trees, too, are more beautiful at this
+time than ever they have been since their brief
+period of blossoming, on account of the brilliant
+scarlet which their leaves assume,&mdash;varying, however,
+from that colour all the way through the
+warm ones, up to the bright yellow. There are
+also two species of the Plum, the Purple and the
+White Damson, which have only now reached
+their maturity.</p>
+
+<p>The Elders, that frequently skirt the Orchard,
+or form part of its bounding hedge, are also now
+loaded with their broad outspread bunches of
+purple and white berries, and instantly call up
+(to those who are lucky enough to possess such
+an association at all) that ideal of old English
+snugness and comfort, the farm-house chimney
+corner, on a cold winter’s Saturday night; with
+the jug of hot Elder-wine on the red brick
+hearth; the embers crackling and blazing; the
+toasted bread, and the long-stemmed glasses on
+the two-flapped oak table; and the happy ruddy
+faces of the young ones around, looking expectantly
+towards the comely and portly dame
+for their weekly <i>treat</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The gentle (query <i>genteel</i>) reader will be
+good enough to remember that I am now speak<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">{224}</a></span>ing
+of old times; that is to say, twenty years
+ago; and will not suppose me ignorant enough
+to imagine that <i>they</i> can possibly know what I
+mean either by “<i>Elder-wine</i>,” or a “<i>chimney
+corner</i>.” But though the merits of mulled claret,
+an ottoman, and a hearth-rug, shall never be
+called in question by me, I must be excused for
+remembering that there <i>was</i> a time when I knew
+no better than the above, and that I have not
+grown wise enough to cease sighing for the return
+of that time ever since it has passed away.
+Accordingly, though I would on no account be
+supposed to permit Elder-wine to pass my actual
+palate, I could not resist the above occasion of
+tasting it once more in imagination; and I must
+say, that the flavour of it is quite as agreeable as
+it was before claret became a common-place.</p>
+
+<p>Now is the time for performing another of
+those praiseworthy operations which modern refinement
+has driven almost out of fashion. I
+mean the brewing of Beer that is to be called,
+<i>par excellence</i>, “October,” some ten or fifteen
+years hence, when it is worth drinking. Country
+folks brew as usual, it is true; because the drink
+which is sent them down by the London dealers
+is what they cannot comprehend: but it has be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">{225}</a></span>come
+a regular monthly work; bearing, however,
+about the same relation to those of the good old
+times which have passed away, as the innumerable
+“twopenny trash” of the present day do to the
+good old “Gentleman’s Magazine” that they
+have almost superseded. Brewing, nowadays,
+(thanks to Mr. Cobbet’s Cottage Economy) is an
+affair of a tea-kettle, a washing-tub, and a currant-wine
+cask; and “October,” now, will scarcely
+keep till November.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Hives are despoiled of their honey;
+and by one of those sad necessities attendant on
+artificial life, the hitherto happy and industrious
+collectors of it are rewarded with death for their
+pains.</p>
+
+<p>It is not till this month that we usually experience
+the Equinoxial Gales, those fatal visitations
+which may now be looked upon as the
+immediate heralds of the coming on of Winter;
+as in the Spring they were the sure signs of its
+having passed away. Bitter-sweet is it, now, to
+lie awake at night, and listen wilfully (as if we
+would not let them escape us) to the fierce howlings
+of the winds, each accession of which gives
+new vividness to the vision of some tall ship,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">{226}</a></span>
+illumined by every flash of lightning&mdash;illumined,
+but not rendered <i>visible</i>&mdash;for there are no eyes
+within a hundred leagues to look upon it; and
+crowded with human beings&mdash;(not “souls” only,
+as the sea-phrase is, for then it were pastime&mdash;but
+<i>bodies</i>) every one of which sees, in imagination,
+its own grave a thousand fathom deep beneath
+the dark waters that roar around, and feels
+itself there beforehand.</p>
+
+<p>Returning to the home enclosures, we shall
+find them far from destitute of attraction; and
+indeed if they have been properly attended to,
+with a view to that almost unceasing succession
+of which the various objects of cultivation admit,
+we shall scarcely as yet perceive any of the ravages
+which the mere approach of Winter has
+already made among their uncultivated kindred.</p>
+
+<p>In the Flower Garden, if much of the beauty
+of Summer has now passed away, its place has
+been supplied by that which affords one of the
+pleasantest employments of the lover of gardening;
+for those who do not grow and collect their
+own seeds know but half the pleasures of that
+most delightful of all merely physical occupations.
+The principal flower seeds come to per<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">{227}</a></span>fection
+this month, and are now to be gathered
+and laid by, before they scatter themselves abroad
+at random.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, is the time for employing another
+and an equally fertile and interesting mode of
+propagation; that by means of offsets, suckers,
+cuttings, partings, &amp;c. Now, in short, most of
+the fibrous-rooted perennial plants (regardless of
+Mr. Malthus’s principles of population) put forth
+more offspring than the ground which they occupy
+can support; and unless the Government
+under which they live were to provide them with
+due means of colonization, they would presently
+over-run and destroy each other, until the whole
+kingdom, which now belongs to them jointly, became
+the exclusive property and possession of
+some one powerful but worthless family among
+them: as we see on lands that are left to themselves,
+and suffered to lie waste: whatever variety
+of plants may spring up spontaneously upon
+them during the first season or two, at the end
+of three or four years all is one unbroken expanse
+of rank unproductive grass.</p>
+
+<p>It may be a childish pleasure, perhaps, but it
+is a very unequivocal and a very innocent one, to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">{228}</a></span>
+bid the perennial plants “increase and multiply,”
+and to see how aptly and willingly they obey the
+mandate. Making plants by this means is a pleasant
+substitute for making money, to those who
+have none of the latter to begin with. Indeed
+I question whether a dozen money-bags, made
+out of one, ever yet afforded the maker half the
+real satisfaction that a dozen Daisies have done,
+multiplied in a similar manner. Not that I can
+pretend to judge by experience of the comparative
+merits of these multiplication tables; and I
+am liberal enough to be willing to give the former
+a fair trial, on the very first opportunity that
+offers itself.</p>
+
+<p>But though most of the Garden plants are
+now busily employed in disseminating themselves
+by seeds and offsets, many of them are
+still wearing their merely ornamental attire, and
+looking about them for admiration as if they
+were made for nothing else. If the arrangements
+of the borders have been attended to with
+a properly prospective eye, they still present us
+with several of the Amaranths, and particularly
+the everlasting ones; with some of the finest Dahlias;
+the great climbing Convolvolus; French<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">{229}</a></span>
+and African Marigolds, which have now increased
+to almost the size of flowering shrubs;
+Scabious; China-Asters; Golden-rod; the interminable
+Stocks; and, running about among
+them all, and flowering almost as profusely and as
+prettily as ever, sweet-breathing Mignonette.</p>
+
+<p>Among the Shrubs, too, there are still some
+whose flowers continue to look the coming Winter
+in the face. In particular, the Arbutus is in
+all its beauty,&mdash;hanging forth, like the Orange,
+its flowers, fruit, and leaves, all at once. The
+Ivy, too, is covered with its unassuming blossoms,
+which are as rich in honey as they are
+poor in show, and are rifled of their sweets by the
+all-wooing bees, with even more avidity than the
+fantastical Passion-flower, or the flaunting Rose.</p>
+
+<p>It is a little singular that the most gorgeous
+show which the Garden presents during the
+whole year should occur at this late period of the
+season, and without the intervention of flowers.
+I allude to the splendid foliage of the Great
+Virginian Creeper, which may now be seen hanging
+out its scarlet banners against some high
+battlement, or wreathing them into gay and
+graceful tapestry about the mouldering walls<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">{230}</a></span>
+of some old watch-tower, or, still more appropriately,
+fringing and festooning the embayed
+windows of some secluded building, sacred to the
+silence of study and contemplation. If I remember
+rightly, some beautiful examples of it,
+under the latter character, may be seen in two
+or three of the inner quadrangles both of Oxford
+and Cambridge.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now, that at once wildest and tamest
+of birds, most social and most solitary, the Robin,
+first begins to place its trust in man; flitting
+about the feet of the Gardener, as he turns up
+the freshened earth, and taking its food almost
+from the spade as it moves in his hand; or
+standing at a little distance from him among the
+fallen leaves, and singing plaintively, as if practising
+beforehand the dirge of the departing year.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>October is to London what April is to the
+Country; it is the Spring of the London Summer,
+when the hopes of the shopkeeper begin to bud
+forth, and he lays aside the insupportable labour
+of having nothing to do, for the delightful leisure
+of preparing to be in a perpetual bustle. During
+the last month or two he has been strenuously<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">{231}</a></span>
+endeavouring to persuade himself that the Steyne
+at Brighton is as healthy as Bond-street; the
+<i>pavé</i> of Pall Mall no more picturesque than
+the Pantiles of Tunbridge Wells; and winning
+a prize at one-card-loo at Margate as piquant a
+process as serving a customer to the same amount
+of profit. But now that the time is returned
+when “business” must again be attended to,
+he discards with contempt all such mischievous
+heresies, and re-embraces the only orthodox faith
+of a London shopkeeper&mdash;that London and his
+shop are the true “beauteous and sublime” of
+human life. In fact, “now is the winter of his
+discontent” (that is to say, what other people call
+Summer) “made glorious Summer” by the near
+approach of Winter; and all the wit he is master
+of is put in requisition, to devise the means of
+proving that every thing he has offered to “his
+friends the public,” up to this particular period,
+has become worse than obsolete. Accordingly,
+now are those poets of the shopkeepers, the investors
+of patterns, “perplexed in the extreme;”
+since, unless they can produce a something which
+shall necessarily supersede all their previous productions,
+their occupation’s gone.</p>
+
+<p>It is the same with all other caterers for the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">{232}</a></span>
+public taste; even the literary ones. Mr. Elliston,
+“ever anxious to contribute to the amusement
+of his liberal patrons, the public,” is already
+busied in sowing the seeds of a New
+Tragedy, two Operatic Romances, three Grand
+Romantic Melodrames, and half a dozen Farces,
+in the fertile soil of those <i>poets</i> whom he employs
+in each of these departments respectively; while
+each of the London publishers is projecting a
+new “periodical,” to appear on the first of January
+next; that which he started on the first of
+<i>last</i> January having, of course, died of old age
+ere this!</p>
+
+<p>As to the external appearance of London this
+month, the East End of it shows symptoms of
+reviving animation, after the two months’ trance
+which the absence of its citizens had cast over it;
+and Cheapside, though it cannot boast of being
+absolutely impassable, is sufficiently crowded to
+create hopes in its inhabitants that it soon
+will be.</p>
+
+<p>But the West End is as melancholy as the
+want of that which ever makes it otherwise can
+render it: for the fashionables, though it is more
+than a month since they retired from the fatiguing
+activity of a London Winter in July, to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">{233}</a></span>
+the still more fatiguing repose of an October
+Summer in the Country, pertinaciously refuse
+themselves permission to return to the lesser evil
+of the two, till they have partaken of the greater
+to such a degree of repletion as to make them
+fancy, when the former is on the point of being
+restored to them, that it is none at all; thus
+making each re-act upon the other, until, to their
+enfeebled and diseased imaginations, “nothing
+is but what is not;” and being in London, they
+sigh for the Country; and in the Country, for
+London.</p>
+
+<p>But has London no one positive merit in October,
+then? Yes; one it has, which half redeems
+all its delinquencies. In October, Fires have
+fairly gained possession of their places, and even
+greet us on coming down to breakfast in the
+morning. Of all the discomforts of that most
+comfortless period of the London year which is
+neither winter nor summer, the most unequivocal
+is that of its being too cold to be without a fire,
+and not cold enough to have one. At a season
+of this kind, to enter an English sitting-room,
+the very ideal of snugness and comfort in all
+other respects, but with a great gaping hiatus in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">{234}</a></span>
+one side of it, which makes it look like a pleasant
+face deprived of its best feature, is not to be
+thought of without feeling chilly. And as to
+filling up the deficiency by a set of polished fire-irons,
+standing sentry beside a pile of dead coals
+imprisoned behind a row of glittering bars,&mdash;this,
+instead of mending the matter, makes it worse;
+inasmuch as it is better to look into an empty
+coffin, than to see the dead face of a friend in it.
+At the season in question, especially in the
+evening, one feels in a perpetual perplexity, whether
+to go out or stay at home; sit down or walk
+about; read, write, cast accounts, or call for the
+candle and go to bed. But let the fire be lighted,
+and all uncertainty is at an end, and we (or even
+<i>one</i>) may do any or all of these with equal satisfaction.
+In short, light but the fire, and you
+bring the Winter in at once; and what are twenty
+Summers, with all their sunshine (when they are
+gone), to one Winter, with its indoor sunshine of
+a sea-coal fire?</p>
+
+<p>Henceforth, then, be Winter my theme; and
+if I do not grow warm in its praise, it shall not
+be for want of inditing that praise beside as
+pleasant a fire as nubbly Wall’s Ends, a register-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">{235}</a></span>stove
+(not a Cobbett’s-Register one, I am sorry
+to say<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a>), and a slim-pointed poker, can produce.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">{236}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237"><br />{237}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="NOVEMBER" id="NOVEMBER"></a>NOVEMBER.</h2>
+
+<p>Of the twin maxims, which bid us to “Welcome
+the coming, speed the going guest,” the
+latter is better appreciated than practised. The
+over refinements of modern life make people
+afraid of giving in to it, who yet feel it to be an
+excellent one. The truth is, that when a guest,
+of no matter how agreeable a presence, or how
+attractive an air, has made up his mind to go,
+the sooner he goes the better. Let him go at
+once, therefore. Do not press him to stay, or
+detain him at the door, but “speed” him on his
+way. It is best for both parties, if they like
+each other. When, indeed, an unpleasant intruder
+is about to depart, there is a kind of
+satisfaction in detaining him a little. We dally
+with the prospective pleasure of having him gone,
+till we forget that he is present. But when those
+we love are leaving us, the best way is, to wink,
+and part at once; for to be “going” is even
+worse than to be “gone.”</p>
+
+<p>Thus let it be, then, with that delightful<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">{238}</a></span>
+annual guest, the Summer (under the agreeable
+alias of Autumn), in whose presence we have
+lately been luxuriating. We might perhaps, by
+a little gentle violence, prevail upon her to stay
+with us for a brief space longer; or might at
+least prevail upon ourselves to believe that she
+is not quite gone. But we shall do better by
+speeding her on her way to other climes, and
+welcoming “the coming guest,” gray-haired
+Winter. So be it, then.</p>
+
+<p>The last storm of Autumn, or the first of
+Winter, call it which you will, has strewed the
+bosom of the all-receiving earth with the few
+leaves that were still clinging, though dead, to
+the already sapless branches; and now all stand
+bare at once,&mdash;spreading out their innumerable
+ramifications against the cold, gray sky, as if
+sketched there for a study, by the pencil of your
+only successful drawing-mistress&mdash;Nature. Of
+all the numerous changes that are perpetually
+taking place in the general appearance of rural
+scenery during the year, there is none so striking
+as this which is attendant on the falling of the
+leaves; and there is none in which the unpleasing
+effects so greatly predominate over the pleasing
+ones. To say truth, a Grove, denuded of its<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">{239}</a></span>
+late gorgeous attire, and instead of bowing majestically
+before the winds, standing erect and
+motionless while they are blowing through it, is
+“a sorry sight,” and one upon which we will
+not dwell. But even this sad consequence of the
+coming on of Winter, sad in most of its mere
+visible effects, is not entirely without redeeming
+accompaniments; for in most cases it lays open
+to our view objects that we are glad to see again,
+if it be but in virtue of their association with
+past years; and in many cases it opens vistas
+into sweet distances that we had almost forgotten,
+and brings into view objects that we may
+have been sighing for the sight of all the Summer
+long. Suppose, for example, that the summer
+view from the windows of a favourite sleeping-room
+is bounded by a screen of shrubs, shelving
+upward from the turf, and terminating in a little
+copse of Limes, Beeches, and Sycamores&mdash;the
+prettiest boundary that can greet the morning
+glance, when the shutters are opened, and the
+Sun slants gaily in at them, as if glad to be
+again admitted. How pleasant is it,&mdash;when, as
+now, the winds of Winter have stripped the
+branches that thus bound our view in,&mdash;to spy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">{240}</a></span>
+beyond them, as if through net-work, the sky-pointing
+spire of the distant village church,
+rising from behind the old Yew-tree that darkens
+its portal; and the trim parsonage beside it,
+its ivy-grown windows glittering perhaps in the
+early sun! Oh&mdash;none, but those who <i>will</i> see
+the good that is in everything, know how very
+few evils there are without some of it attendant
+on them.</p>
+
+<p>But though the least pleasant sight connected
+with the coming on of Winter in this month is,
+to see the leaves, that have so gladdened the
+groves all the Summer long, falling everywhere
+around us, withered and dead,&mdash;that sight is
+accompanied by another which is too often overlooked.
+Though most of the leaves fall in Winter,
+and the stems and branches which they
+beautified stand bare, many of them remain all
+the year round, and look brighter and fresher
+now than they did in Spring, in virtue of the
+contrasts that are everywhere about them. Indeed
+the cultivation of Evergreens has become
+so general with us of late years, that the home
+enclosures about our country dwellings, from the
+proudest down to even the poorest, are seldom<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">{241}</a></span>
+to be seen without a plentiful supply, which we
+now, in this month, first begin to observe, and
+acknowledge the value of. It must be a poor
+plot of garden-ground indeed that does not now
+boast its clumps of Winter-blowing Laurestinus;
+its trim Holly-bushes, bright with their scarlet
+berries; or its tall Spruce Firs, shooting up their
+pyramid of feathery branches beside the low,
+ivy-grown porch.</p>
+
+<p>Of this last-named profuse ornamenter of whatever
+is permitted to afford it support (the Ivy),
+we now too everywhere perceive the beautifully
+picturesque effects: though there is one effect of
+it, also perceived about this time, which I cannot
+persuade myself to be reconciled to: I mean
+where the trunk of a tall tree is bound about
+with Ivy almost to its top, which during the
+Summer has scarcely been distinguished as a
+separate growth, but which now, when the other
+leaves are fallen, and the outspread branches
+stand bare, offers to the eye, not a contrast, but
+a contradiction.</p>
+
+<p>But let us not dwell on any thing in disfavour
+of Ivy,&mdash;which is one of the prime boasts of the
+village scenery of our island, and which, even at
+this season of the year, offers pictures to the eye<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">{242}</a></span>
+that cannot be paralleled elsewhere. Perhaps
+as a single object of sight, there is nothing
+which gives so much innocent pleasure to so
+many persons, as an English Village Church,
+when the Ivy has held undisputed possession of
+it for many years, and has hung its fantastic
+banners all about it. There is a charm about
+an object of this kind, which it is as difficult
+to resist as to explain the secret of. <i>We</i> will
+attempt neither; but instead, continue our desultory
+observations.</p>
+
+<p>Now, as the branches become bare, another
+sight presents itself, which, trifling as it is, fixes
+the attention of all who see it, and causes a
+sensation equally difficult with the above satisfactorily
+to explain. I mean the Birds’ nests
+that are seen here and there in the now transparent
+hedges, bushes, and copses. It is not difficult
+to conceive why this sight should make
+the heart of the schoolboy leap with an imaginative
+joy, as it brings before his eyes visions of
+five blue eggs lying sweetly beside each other,
+on a bed of moss and feathers; or as many
+gaping bills lifting themselves from out what
+seems one callow body. But we are, unhappily,
+not all schoolboys; and it is to be hoped not<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">{243}</a></span>
+many of us ever <i>have been</i> bird-nesting ones.
+And yet we all look upon this sight with a
+momentary interest, that few other so indifferent
+objects are capable of exciting. The wise may
+condescend to explain this interest, if they please,
+or if they can. But if they do, it will be for their
+own satisfaction, not ours, who are content to be
+pleased, without insisting on penetrating into the
+cause of our pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the felling of Wood for the winter store
+commences; and, in a mild still day, the measured
+strokes of the Woodman’s axe, heard far
+away in the thick Forest, bring with their sound
+an associated feeling, similar to that produced by
+a wreath of smoke rising from out the same
+scene: they tell us a tale of</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Uncertain dwellers in the pathless Woods.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The “busy flail,” too, which is now in full employment,
+fills the air about the homestead with
+a pleasant sound, and invites the passer by to
+look in at the great open doors of the Barn, and
+see the Wheatstack reaching to the roof on either
+hand; the little pyramid of bright Grain behind
+the Threshers; the scattered ears between them,
+leaping and rustling beneath their fast-falling
+strokes; and the flail itself flying harmless round<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">{244}</a></span>
+the Labourers’ heads, though seeming to threaten
+danger at every turn; while, outside, the flock
+of “barn-door” Poultry ply their ceaseless search
+for food, among the knee-deep straw; and the
+Cattle, all their summer frolics forgotten, stand
+ruminating beside the half-empty Hay-rack, or
+lean with inquiring faces over the gate that looks
+down into the Village, or away towards the distant
+Pastures.</p>
+
+<p>Of the Birds that have hitherto made merry
+even at the approach of Winter, now all are
+silent; all save that one who now earns his title
+of “the Household Bird,” by haunting the
+thresholds and window-cills, and casting sidelong
+glances indoors, as if to reconnoitre the
+positions of all within, before the pinching frosts
+force him to lay aside his fears, and flit in and
+out silently, like a winged spirit. All are now
+silent except him; but <i>he</i>, as he sits on the
+pointed palings beside the doorway, or on the
+topmost twig of the little Black Thorn that has
+been left growing in the otherwise closely-clipt
+Hedge, pipes plaintive ditties with a low <i>inward</i>
+voice,&mdash;like that of a love-tainted maiden, as she
+sits apart from her companions, and sings soft
+melodies to herself, almost without knowing it.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">{245}</a></span>
+Some of the other small Birds that winter
+with us, but have hitherto kept aloof from our
+dwellings, now approach them, and mope about
+among the House-sparrows, on the bare branches,
+wondering what has become of all the leaves, and
+not knowing one tree from another. Of these
+the chief are, the Hedge-sparrow, the Blue Titmouse,
+and the Linnet. These also, together
+with the Goldfinch, Thrush, Blackbird, &amp;c. may
+still be seen rifling the hip and haw grown
+hedges of their scanty fruit. Almost all, however,
+even of those Singing-birds that do not
+migrate, except the Redbreast, Wren, Hedge-sparrow,
+and Titmouse, disappear shortly after
+the commencement of this month, and go no one
+knows whither. But the pert House-sparrow
+keeps possession of the Garden and Court-yard
+all the Winter; and the different species of
+Wagtails may be seen busily haunting the clear
+cold Spring-heads, and wading into the unfrozen
+water in search of their delicate food, consisting
+of insects in the <i>aurelia</i> state.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Farmer finishes all his out-of-door
+work before the frosts set in, and lays by his
+implements till the awakening of Spring calls
+him to his hand-labour again.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Sheep, all their other more natural<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">{246}</a></span>
+food failing, begin to be penned on patches of
+the Turnip-field, where they first devour the
+green tops joyfully, and then gradually hollow
+out the juicy root,&mdash;holding it firm with their
+feet, till nothing is left but the dry brown husk.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Herds stand all day long hanging
+their disconsolate heads beside the leafless Hedges,
+and waiting as anxiously, but as patiently too,
+to be called home to the hay-fed Stall, as they
+do in Summer to be driven afield.</p>
+
+<p>Now, (for they will not be overlooked or forgotten,
+do what we will to dwell on other things),
+now come the true disagreeables of a Winter in
+the Country; and perhaps at no other time are
+they so determinate in making themselves felt,
+or is it so difficult to escape from them. And
+yet what are they after all, (<i>i. e.</i> after they are
+over) but wholesome bitters thrown occasionally
+into the cup of life, to keep the appetite in health,
+and give a true tone to those powers of enjoyment,
+upon which the luxuries of Summer would
+pall, if they were not frequently to pass away in
+fact, and exist only in fancy? We may talk as
+much as we will about the perpetual blue skies
+of Southern Italy, and enjoy them, if we please,
+in imagination. And we may even <i>wish</i> for them
+here, without any great harm, provided we are<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">{247}</a></span>
+content to do without them. But no Englishman,
+who was at once a lover of external Nature,
+and an attentive observer of her effects on his
+own heart and mind, ever, by absolute choice,
+determined to live away from his own variable
+climate, even <i>before</i> he had tried that of other
+countries, still less after. Even if there were
+nothing else to keep him at home, he would
+never consent to part with the perpetual <i>green</i>
+of his native Fields, in exchange for that perpetual
+<i>blue</i> with which it cannot coexist: and
+this, if for no other reason, because green is
+naturally a more grateful colour to the eye than
+blue. But, in fact, to those who have the means
+of enjoying all that England has the means of
+offering for enjoyment, its climate is the best
+in the world; and it is even that which, upon
+the whole, gives rise to the greatest number of
+beautiful natural appearances. We boast, not
+without reason, of our unrivalled skill in gardening,
+and our taste in taking advantage of the
+natural beauties of picturesque scenery. But
+we claim too much credit for ourselves, and give
+too little to our climate, for the creation of this
+taste. If we had lived under Italian or French
+skies, our Gardens and Pleasure-grounds would<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">{248}</a></span>
+have been Italian or French. Where can the
+Sunsets and Sunrisings of England be equalled
+in various beauty? But that beauty depends, in
+a great measure, on her mists, clouds, and exhalations.
+The countries of clear skies and unbroken
+sunshine scarcely know what a Rainbow
+is: and yet what pageant of the earth, the air,
+or the water, is like it? In short, the climate
+of England, like her people, is the best in the
+world; and what is more, the latter are the best
+precisely <i>because</i> the former is. And that this
+can be said with perfect sincerity, in the heart of
+the country during the heart of November, is a
+proof, not to be gainsaid, that the joint proposition
+is true.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps I may now safely return to my duty,
+of depicting the several unamiable aspects which
+the face of November is apt to assume; and
+which, in my lover-like disposition to “see Helen’s
+beauty in a brow of Egypt,” I had serious
+thoughts of either passing over altogether, or
+denying the existence of outright!</p>
+
+<p>Now, then (there is no denying it), cold rains
+do come deluging down, till the drenched ground,
+the dripping trees, the pouring eaves, and the
+torn ragged-skirted clouds, seemingly dragged<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">{249}</a></span>
+downward slantwise by the threads of dusky
+rain that descend from them, are all mingled
+together in one blind confusion; while the few
+Cattle that are left in the open Pastures, forgetful
+of their till now interminable business of
+feeding, turn their backs upon the besieging
+storm, and hanging down their heads till their
+noses almost touch the ground, stand out in
+the middle of the Fields motionless, like dead
+images.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, a single rain-storm, like the above,
+breaks up all the paths and ways at once, and
+makes home no longer “home” to those who are
+not obliged to leave it; while, <i>en revanche</i>, it
+becomes doubly endeared to those who are. What
+sight, for instance, is so pleasant to the wearied
+Woodman, who has been out all day long in the
+drenching rains of this month, as his own distant
+cottage window, seen through the thickening
+dusk, lighted up by the blazing faggot that is to
+greet his sure return at the accustomed minute?
+What, I say, is so pleasant a sight as this, except
+the window of the village alehouse, similarly seen,
+and offering a similar greeting, to him who has
+<i>no</i> home?</p>
+
+<p>The name of home warns us that we are too<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">{250}</a></span>
+long delaying our approach to its environs, even
+though they have little to offer us different from
+the comparative desolation that prevails elsewhere.</p>
+
+<p>In short, the Fruits of the Orchard are all
+gathered in, and all but the keeping ones are
+gone; and the Flowers of the Garden are gradually
+growing thinner and thinner, and the
+places where they lately stood are forgotten.</p>
+
+<p>Still, however, of the former we have the
+Winter store, laid by in fragrant heaps in the
+low-roofed loft over the Granary; and of the
+latter we have yet left some that scatter their
+till now neglected beauties up and down the
+half-deserted Parterre, and gain that admiration
+by their rarity, which in the presence of their
+more fleeting rivals they were fain to do without;
+and even a few that have not ventured to show
+their faces to the hot sun of Summer, but are bold
+enough to bare them before the chilling winds
+of Winter. Of these the most various and conspicuous
+are the Chrysanthemums, shooting out
+their sharp rays of different lengths, like stars&mdash;purple,
+and pink, and white, and yellow, and
+blue; but all pale, faint, and scentless, and looking
+more like artificial flowers than real ones.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">{251}</a></span>
+Some of the rich Dahlias, too, still remain,
+unless the killing frosts have come; and the
+Geraniums, that have been turned out of their
+winter homes into the open earth, still keep
+flowering profusely. But a single night’s frost
+makes sad havoc among both these bright ornaments
+of the Autumn Flower-garden; and what
+is to-day a rich cluster of green leaves, interspersed
+with gay groups of flowers, may to-morrow
+become, by an invisible agency, an unsightly
+heap of corruption.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>London is so perfect an antithesis to the
+Country in all things, that whatever is good for
+the one is bad for the other. Accordingly, as
+the Country half forgets itself this month, so
+London just begins to know itself again. Not
+that I would insinuate any thing so injurious to
+the reputation of the high fashionables, as that
+they have as yet began to entertain the remotest
+thought of throwing themselves into the arms of
+one another, merely because they have become
+wearied of themselves. On the contrary, persons
+of fashion are perpetual martyrs to the selfdenying
+principles on which they act, of doing every
+thing for or with a reference to other people.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">{252}</a></span>
+Every body knows, that if there <i>is</i> a month of
+the year in which the Country puts forth less
+claims than usual to the undivided love of her
+admirers, it is November. But people of fashion
+never yet pretended either to love or admire any
+thing&mdash;even themselves;&mdash;any thing but that
+abstraction of abstractions from which they take
+their title. Accordingly, to them the Country
+is as much the Country in November as ever it
+was, simply because London is not yet London.
+In short, to be in London, is to be <i>in the world</i>;
+and to be in the Country, or any where else but
+in London, is to be <i>out of the world</i>; and therefore,
+to say that one is “in the Country,” when
+it is not decorous to be in London, is a mere
+<i>façon de parler</i>, exactly equivalent to that of
+“not at home,” when one does not choose to be
+seen; so that there is no difficulty whatever in
+being “in town” all the year round, and yet
+“out of town,” exactly when it is proper and
+becoming to be so.</p>
+
+<p>But if the world of fashion belongs exclusively
+to London, luckily London does not belong exclusively
+to the world of fashion; and if that has
+not yet began to enlighten London with its presence,
+all the other worlds have. Accordingly,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">{253}</a></span>
+now its streets revive from their late suspended
+animation, and are alive with anxious faces, and
+musical with the mingled sounds of many wheels.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Shops begin to shine out with their
+new Winter wares; though as yet the chief profits
+of their owners depend on disposing of the
+“Summer stock” at fifty per cent. under prime
+cost.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Theatres, admonished by their no
+longer empty benches, try which shall be the
+first to break through that hollow truce on the
+strength of which they have hitherto been acting
+only on alternate nights.</p>
+
+<p>Now, during the first week, the citizens see
+visions and dream dreams, the burthens of which
+are Barons of Beef; and the first eight days are
+passed in a state of pleasing perplexity, touching
+their chance of a ticket for the Lord Mayor’s
+Dinner on the ninth.</p>
+
+<p>Now, all the little boys give thanks in their
+secret hearts to Guy Faux, for having attempted
+to burn “the Parliament” with “Gunpowder,
+treason, and plot,” since the said attempt gives
+them occasion to burn every thing they can lay
+their hands on,&mdash;their own fingers included: a
+bonfire being, in the eyes of an English school<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">{254}</a></span>boy,
+the true “beauteous and sublime of human
+life.”</p>
+
+<p>Finally,&mdash;now the atmosphere of London begins
+to thicken overhead, and assume its <i>natural</i>
+appearance&mdash;preparatory to its becoming, about
+Christmas time, that “palpable obscure” which
+is one of its proudest boasts; and which, among
+its other merits, may reckon that of engendering
+those far-famed Fogs of which everybody has
+heard, but to which no one has ever done justice.
+A London Fog in November is a thing for which
+I have a sort of natural affection;&mdash;to say nothing
+of an acquired one, the result of a Hackney-coach
+adventure, in which the fair part of the
+fare threw herself into my arms for protection,
+amidst the pleasing horrors of an overthrow.&mdash;As
+an affair of mere breath, there is something
+tangible in a London Fog. In the evanescent
+air of Italy, a man might as well not breathe at
+all, for any thing he knows of the matter. But
+in a well-mixed Metropolitan Fog there is something
+substantial, and satisfying. You can feel
+what you breathe, and see it too. It is like
+breathing water,&mdash;as we may fancy the fishes to
+do. And then the taste of it, when dashed with
+a due seasoning of sea-coal smoke, is far from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">{255}</a></span>
+insipid. It is also meat and drink at the same
+time; something between egg-flip and omelette
+soufflée, but much more digestible than either.
+Not that I would recommend it medicinally,&mdash;especially
+to persons of queasy stomachs, delicate
+nerves, and afflicted with bile. But for
+persons of a good robust habit of body, and not
+dainty withal&mdash;(which such, by the by, never
+are)&mdash;there is nothing better in its way. And it
+wraps you all round like a cloak, too&mdash;a patent
+water-proof one, which no rain ever penetrated.</p>
+
+<p>No&mdash;I maintain that a real London Fog is a
+thing not to be sneezed at&mdash;if you can help it.</p>
+
+<p><i>Mem.</i> As many spurious imitations of the
+above are abroad,&mdash;such as Scotch Mists, and
+the like&mdash;which are no less deleterious than disagreeable,&mdash;please
+to ask for the “True London
+Particular,” as manufactured by Thames, Coal-gas,
+Smoke, Steam, and Co. No others are
+genuine.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">{256}</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257"><br />{257}</a></span></p>
+
+<h2><a name="DECEMBER" id="DECEMBER"></a>DECEMBER.</h2>
+
+<p>My pleasant task approaches to its pleasant
+close; for it is pleasant to approach the close of
+<i>any</i> task&mdash;even a pleasant one. The beautiful
+Spring is almost forgotten in the anticipation of
+that which is to come. The bright Summer is
+no more thought of, than is the glow of the
+morning sunshine at night-fall. The rich Autumn
+only just lingers on the memory, as the
+last red rays of its evenings do when they have
+but just quitted the eye. And Winter is once
+more closing his cloud-canopy over all things,
+and breathing forth that sleep-compelling breath
+which is to wrap all in a temporary oblivion, no
+less essential to their healthful existence than is
+the active vitality which it for a while supersedes.</p>
+
+<p>Of the mere external appearances and operations
+of Nature I shall have comparatively little
+to say in connexion with this month, because
+many of the former have been anticipated in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">{258}</a></span>
+January, while the latter is for the most part a
+negation throughout the whole realms of animate
+as well as inanimate nature.</p>
+
+<p>The Meadows are still green&mdash;almost as green
+as in the Spring, with the late-sprouted grass
+that the last rains have called up, since it has
+been fed off, and the Cattle called home to enjoy
+their winter fodder. The Corn-fields, too, are
+bright with their delicate sprinkling of young
+autumn-sown Wheat; the ground about the
+Hedge-rows, and in the young Copses, is still
+pleasant to look upon, from the sobered green of
+the hardy Primrose and Violet, whose clumps of
+unfading leaves brave the utmost rigour of the
+season; and every here and there a bush of
+Holly darts up its pyramid of shining leaves and
+brilliant berries, from amidst the late wild and
+wandering, but now faded and forlorn company
+of Woodbines and Eglantines, which have all the
+rest of the year been exulting over and almost
+hiding it, with their quick-growing branches and
+flaunting flowers. The Evergreens, too, that
+assist in forming the home enclosures, have altogether
+lost that sombre hue which they have
+until lately worn&mdash;sombre in comparison with
+the bright freshness of Spring and the splendid<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">{259}</a></span>
+variety of Autumn; and now, that not a leaf
+is left around them, they look as gay by the
+contrast as they lately looked grave.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the high-piled Turnip cart is seen labouring
+along the narrow lanes, or stands ready with
+its white load in the open field, waiting to be
+borne to the expectant Cattle that are safely
+stalled and sheltered for the season; while, for
+the few that are still permitted to remain at the
+mercy of the inclement skies, and to make their
+unwholesome bed upon the drenched earth, the
+moveable Hay-rack is daily filled with its fragrant
+store, and the open shed but poorly supplies
+the place of the warm and well-roofed stalls
+of the Straw-yard.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, some of the younger members of
+the herd (for the old ones know by experience
+that it is not worth the trouble), seeing the
+tempting green of the next field through the
+leafless Hedge-rows, break their way through,
+and find the fare as bitter and as scanty as that
+which they have left.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Hazels throw out their husky blossoms
+from their bare branches,&mdash;looking, as they
+hang straight down, like a dark rain arrested in
+its descent; and the Furze flings out its bright<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">{260}</a></span>
+yellow flowers upon the otherwise bare common,
+like little gleams of sunshine; and the Moles
+ply their mischievous night-work in the dry
+meadows; and the green Plover “whistles o’er
+the lea;” and the Snipes haunt the marshy
+grounds; and the Wag-tails twinkle about near
+the spring-heads; and the Larks get together
+in companies, and talk to each other, instead
+of singing to themselves; and the Thrush occasionally
+puts forth a plaintive note, as if half
+afraid of the sound of his own voice; and the
+Hedge-sparrow and Titmouse try to sing; and
+the Robin does sing still, even more delightfully
+than he has done during all the rest of the year,
+because it now seems as if he sang for us rather
+than for himself&mdash;or rather <i>to</i> us, for it is still
+for his supper that he sings, and therefore for
+himself.</p>
+
+<p>There is no place so desolate as the Orchard
+this month; for none of the fruit-trees have any
+beauty <i>as trees</i>, at their best; and now, they have
+not a leaf left to cover their unsightly nakedness.</p>
+
+<p>Not so with the Kitchen Garden; <i>that</i>, if it
+has been duly attended to, is full of interest
+this month,&mdash;especially by comparison with the
+scenes of decay and barrenness by which it is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">{261}</a></span>
+surrounded. The Fruit Trees on the walls are all
+nailed out with the most scrupulous regularity;
+and by them, as much as by any thing else, may
+you now judge of the skill and assiduity of your
+gardener. Indeed this is of all others the month
+in which <i>his</i> merits are put to the test, and in which
+they often seem to vie with those of Nature herself.
+Anybody may have a handsome garden
+from May to September; but only those who
+deserve one can have it from September to May.
+Now, then, the walls are all covered with their
+wide-spread fruit fans; the Celery beds stretch
+out their unbroken lines of fresh-looking green;
+the late-planted Lettuces look trim and erect
+upon the sheltered borders where they are to
+stand the Winter, and be ready, not to open,
+but to shut up their young hearts at the first
+warm breath of Spring; the green strings of
+autumn-sown Peas scarcely lift their tender
+downward-turning stems above the dark soil;
+the hardy Endives spread out their now full-grown
+heads of fantastically curled leaves, or
+stand tied up from the sun and air, doing the
+penance necessary to acquire for them that agreeable
+state of unhealthiness without which (like
+modern fine ladies who contrive to blanch them<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">{262}</a></span>selves
+in a similar manner, and by similar means)
+our squeamish appetites could not relish them;
+the Cauliflower, Brocoli, and Kale plants, maintain
+their unbroken ranks; and, finally, even
+the Cabbages themselves (Mr. Brummel being
+self-banished to Boulogne, and therefore not
+within hearing, I may venture to say it), even
+the young Cabbages themselves contrive to look
+genteel, in virtue of their as yet heartless state;
+which is, in fact, the secret of all gentility,
+whether in a Cabbage or a Countess.</p>
+
+<p>As to the Flower-garden this month, it looks
+a picture either of pleasantness or of poverty,
+according to the degree of care and skill which
+has been bestowed upon it; for though Nature
+wills that we shall enjoy her beauties during a
+certain period of the year, whether we use any
+efforts towards the obtaining them or not, yet
+she lays it down as a general principle, in regard
+to her gifts, that to seek them, is at once to deserve,
+to have, and to enjoy them; and that without
+such seeking, we shall only have just enough
+to make us sigh after more. Accordingly, her
+sun shines with equal warmth upon the Gardens
+of the just and the unjust; and her rains fertilise
+the Fields of all alike. In short, as it is with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">{263}</a></span>
+the loveliest of her works, Woman, her favours
+are to be obtained by assiduous seeking alone;
+her love is the reward, not of riches, nor beauty,
+nor power, nor even of virtue, but of love alone.
+No man ever gave a woman his entire love, and
+sought hers in return, that he did not, to a certain
+extent, obtain it; and no man ever paid similar
+court to Nature, and came away empty handed.</p>
+
+<p>But we are wandering from the Garden;
+which should not be, even at this least attractive
+of all its seasons; for though the honours which
+it offers to the close of the year cannot vie with
+those which it scatters so profusely about the
+footsteps of the Spring, we shall find them full
+of interest and beauty, where we find them at all.</p>
+
+<p>Now, then, if the frosts have not set in,
+the Garden contains, or ought to contain, a numerous
+variety of the Chinese Chrysanthemums,
+which resemble and take the place of the more
+glaring, but less delicately constructed China-asters.
+The most beautiful of these is the Snow-white,
+looking, with its radii of different lengths,
+like a lighted catherine-wheel. To have these
+in any perfection, however, their growth must
+have been a little retarded by art; for their
+natural time of blowing is during the last<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">{264}</a></span>
+month. But it must be remembered, that the
+Winter Garden is an affair of Art assisted by
+Nature, rather than of Nature assisted by Art.
+So that I doubt, after all, whether I shall not
+be overstepping the path I had marked out for
+myself, in describing what a Winter Garden <i>may
+be</i>. As this is what I would, above all things,
+avoid, let me at once refrain from pointing out
+any thing but what <i>must</i> be found in my prototype,
+Nature, under ordinary circumstances;
+for I would rather omit from my portraits much
+of what their originals do contain, than introduce
+into them any thing that they do not. And, even
+with this restriction, we shall find the Garden
+replete with pleasant objects.</p>
+
+<p>The Annuals, even the latest blowing, have all
+been rooted up, and their straggling stems cleared
+away; all, except perhaps a few lingering Marigolds,
+and some clumps of Mignonette, that will
+go on blowing till the frost cuts them off. The
+Geraniums that were turned into the open ground
+in the Autumn, to fill up the vacancies left by the
+falling off of the early annuals, are still in flower,
+always provided there has not yet been a night’s
+sharp frost: if there has, they have all withered
+beneath its (to them) baleful influence, as if by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">{265}</a></span>
+magic. The same may be said of the Dahlias,
+with this difference,&mdash;that the destruction of
+their luxuriant upper and visible growth is but
+the renewal of the vigorous vitality that lies hid
+for a season in their self-generating roots.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the Monthly, or China Rose, begins to
+be again appreciated. It has been flowering all
+the Summer long for its own peculiar satisfaction,
+and almost unnoticed amidst the flush
+of fresher looking beauty that surrounded it.
+But now, its pale blossoms, with their faint perfume,
+are the favourites of the Garden; and a
+whole company of them, wreathing about a low
+trellised porch, make a momentary Summer in
+the most wintry of scenes.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now, every here and there, start up
+those stray gifts which have “no business” to
+be seen at this season, but which, like fragments
+of blue sky scattered among black overhanging
+clouds, remind us of the beautiful whole to which
+they belong. I mean the little precocious Primroses,
+Snowdrops, &amp;c. that sometimes during
+this month find, or rather lose, their way from
+their Winter homes, where they ought now to
+be hiding, and peep up with their pale faces, as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">{266}</a></span>
+if in search of that Spring which they will now
+never see.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 45%;" />
+
+<p>If there is no denying that the Country is at
+its worst during this much abused month, it
+must be conceded, in return, that London is at
+its best: for at what other time is it so difficult
+and disagreeable to get along the streets? and
+when are they so perfumed with the peculiar
+odour of their own mud, and is their atmosphere
+so rich in the various “choice compounds” with
+which it always abounds?</p>
+
+<p>But even these are far from being the prime
+merits of the Metropolis, at this season of its best
+Saturnalia. The little boys from school have
+again taken undisputed possession of all its pleasant
+places; and the loud laughter of unchecked
+joy once more explodes on spots from whence,
+with these exceptions, it has long since been
+exploded. In short, Christmas, which has been
+“coming” all the year (like a waiter at an inn),
+is at last actually come; and “merry England”
+is, for a little while, no longer a phrase of mockery
+and scorn.</p>
+
+<p>The truth is, we English have fewer faults<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">{267}</a></span>
+than any other people on earth; and even among
+those which we have, our worst enemies will not
+impute to us an idle and insane levity of deportment.
+We still for the most part, as we did five
+hundred years ago, <i>nous amusons tristement,
+sêlon l’usage de notre pays</i>. We do our pleasures,
+as we do our duties, with grave faces and
+solemn airs, and disport ourselves in a manner
+becoming our notions of the dignity of human
+nature. We feel at the theatre as if it were a
+church, and consequently at church as if it were
+a theatre. Our processions to a rout move at the
+same rate as those to a funeral, and there are,
+in proportion, as many sincere mourners at the
+former as the latter. We dance on the same
+principle as that on which our soldiers do the
+manual exercise; and there is as much (and as
+little) of impulse in the one as the other. And
+we fight on the same principle as we dance;
+namely, because circumstances require it of us.</p>
+
+<p>All this is true of us under ordinary circumstances.
+But the arrival of Christmas-time is
+<i>not</i> an ordinary circumstance; and therefore <i>now</i>
+it is none of it true. We are merry-makers
+once more, and feel that we can now afford to
+play the fool for a week, since we have so re<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">{268}</a></span>ligiously
+persisted in playing the philosopher
+during all the rest of the year. Be it expressly
+understood, however, by all those “surrounding
+nations” who may happen to meet with this
+candid confession of our weakness in the above
+particular, that we permit ourselves to fall into
+it in favour of our children alone. They (poor
+things!) being as yet at so pitiable a distance
+from “years of discretion,” cannot be supposed
+to have achieved the enviable discovery, that
+happiness is a thing utterly beneath the attention
+of a reasoning and reasonable being. Accordingly,
+they know no medium between happiness
+and misery; and when they are not enjoying
+the one, they are suffering the other.</p>
+
+<p>But that English parents, generally speaking,
+love their children better than themselves, is
+another national merit which I must claim for
+them. The consequence of this is natural and
+necessary, and brings us safely round to the
+point from which we started: an English father
+and mother, rather than their offspring should
+not be happy at Christmas-time, will consent to
+be happy at that time themselves! It does not
+last long; and surely a week or so spent in a
+state of foolish felicity may hope to be expiated<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">{269}</a></span>
+by a whole year of unimpeachable indifference!
+This, then, is the secret of the Christmas holiday-making,
+among the “better sort” of English
+families,&mdash;as they are pleased somewhat invidiously
+to call themselves.</p>
+
+<p>Now, then (to resume our details), “the raven
+down” of metropolitan darkness is “smoothed”
+every midnight “till it smiles,” by that pleasant
+relic of past times, “the waits;” which wake us
+with their low wild music mingling with the
+ceaseless sealike sound of the streets; or (still
+better) lull us to sleep with the same; or (best
+of all) make us dream of music all night long,
+without waking us at all.</p>
+
+<p>Now, too, the Bellman plies his more profitable
+but less pleasant parallel with the above;
+nightly urging his “masters and mistresses” to
+the practice of every virtue under heaven, and
+in his own mind prospectively including them
+all in the pious act of adding an extra sixpence
+to his accustomed stipend.</p>
+
+<p>Now, during the first week, the Theatres
+having begun to prepare “the Grand Christmas
+Pantomime, which has been in active preparation
+all the Summer,” the Carpenter for the time
+being, among other ingenious changes which he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">{270}</a></span>
+contemplates, looks forward with the most lively
+satisfaction to that which is to metamorphose <i>him</i>
+(in the play-bills at least) into a “machinist;”
+while, pending the said preparations, even the
+“Stars” of the Company are “shorn of their
+beams” (at least in making their transit through
+that part of their hemisphere which is included
+behind the scenes), and all things give way before
+the march of that monstrous medley of “inexplicable
+dumb show and noise,” which is to delight
+the Galleries and Dress-circle, and horrify
+the more <i>genteel</i> portion of the audience, for the
+next nine weeks.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, now occur, just before Christmas,
+those exhibitions which are peculiar to England
+in the nineteenth century; I mean the Prize-Cattle
+Shows. “Extremes meet;” and accordingly,
+one of the most unequivocal evidences we
+have to offer, of the surpassing refinement of the
+age in which we live, consists in these displays
+of the most surpassing grossness. The alleged
+<i>beauty</i> of these unhappy victims of their own
+appetites acting with a view to ours, consists in
+their being unable to perform a single function
+of their nature, or enjoy a single moment of their
+lives; and the value of the meat that they make<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">{271}</a></span>
+is in exact proportion to the degree in which it
+is <i>un</i>fit to be eaten.</p>
+
+<p>To describe the joys and jollifications attendant
+on Christmas, is what my confined limits
+would counsel me not to attempt, even if they
+were describable matters. But, in fact, there
+is nothing which affords such truly “lenten
+entertainment” as a feast at secondhand: the
+Barmecide’s dishes were fattening by comparison
+with it. In conclusion, therefore, let me say that I
+shall think it very hard, if the gentle readers of
+these pen and ink sketches of the Months have
+not been persuaded, during the perusal of each,
+that I have fulfilled my promise made at the
+commencement, of proving each, in its turn, to
+be better than all the rest. At any rate, if they
+are not so persuaded, they must, to be consistent,
+henceforth abandon all pretended <i>admiration</i>,&mdash;which
+is an affair of impulse, not of judgment,&mdash;and
+must proceed to <i>compute</i> the value of every
+thing that comes before them, according to its
+comparative value in regard to some other thing.
+In short, they must at once adopt Horace’s hateful
+worldly-minded maxim of “nil admirari”
+&amp;c. as rendered still more hateful and worldly-minded
+by Bolingbroke and Pope’s version of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">{272}</a></span>
+it; and must “make up their minds,” as the
+mechanical phrase is, that not merely “not to
+<i>wonder</i>,” (which is what Horace meant, if he
+meant any thing) but</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">“Not to <i>admire</i>, is all the art <i>they</i> know,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To make men happy, and to keep them so.”<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But, in truth, as it is only for the satisfaction of
+living friends and lovers that people sit for their
+portraits; not to gratify the spleen of cavilling
+critics, nor even to convey their effigies to a
+posterity that will not care a penny about them;
+so it is only to please the friends and lovers of
+Nature, that I have painted the merely natural
+portion of these “pictures in little” of the
+Months.</p>
+
+<p>As to the artificial portions,&mdash;being of no
+use to any one else, the posterity of a twelve-month
+hence is welcome to them, as records of
+the manners of the day, caught, not “<i>living</i> as
+they <i>rise</i>,” but dying as they fall: for in the
+gardens of Fashion and Folly there are happily
+no perennials; and though the plants which grow
+there for the most part belong to that species
+which have winged seeds, and therefore disperse
+themselves to wheresoever the winds of heaven
+blow, the same provision causes them to escape<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">{273}</a></span>
+from the spot where they sprang up, and make
+way for those which the chances and changes of
+the season may have deposited there. Thus
+each plant in turn has its day; and each parterre
+has an annual opportunity of priding itself upon
+an exhibition of specimens, which last year it
+would have laughed at, and which next year it
+will despise. And “thus runs the world (of
+Fashion) away.”</p>
+
+<p>But not so with the world of Nature. Here,
+all as surely returns as it passes away; and
+whatever is true in these papers in regard to
+that, will be true of it while time shall last.
+Wishing my readers, therefore, “many happy
+returns of the <i>present</i> season” (meaning whichever
+it may happen to be during which they
+are favouring these light leaves with a perusal),
+let me conclude by counselling such of them (if
+any there be) as have hitherto failed to appreciate
+and enjoy the good that is every where scattered
+about them, not to waste themselves away in
+vain regrets over what cannot be recalled, but
+hasten to atone to that Nature which they have
+neglected, by making the Future repay them for
+the Past, until their reckoning of happiness is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">{274}</a></span>
+even. Of this they may be assured, that it is
+rarely if ever too late to do so, and that the
+human mind never parts with the power of righting
+itself, so long as “the human heart by which
+we live” is not wilfully closed against the counsel
+which comes to it from all external things.</p>
+
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+Road Side, picked up in the French Provinces, by
+a <span class="smcap">Walking Gentleman</span>. Fourth Edition. In
+2 vols. post 8vo. price 14<i>s.</i> boards.</p>
+
+<p class="sm">“There is a great deal of vivacity and humour, as well as pathos,
+in these Stories; and they are told with a power of national
+character-painting, that could have only resulted from long residence
+in France, and from habits of social intimacy with the
+unsophisticated and country-part of the French community, with
+whom the English traveller seldom gives himself the trouble of
+getting acquainted.”&mdash;<i>New Monthly Mag.</i></p>
+
+<p class="hang">The LUCUBRATIONS of HUMPHREY RAVELIN,
+Esq. late Major in the * * * Regiment
+of Infantry. 2d Edition. Post 8vo. 8<i>s.</i> boards.</p>
+
+<p class="sm">“The author’s remarks exhibit the frankness, acuteness, ease,
+and good-feeling, which we are proud to think, and pleased to say,
+so often belong to the character of the experienced British officer;
+while they are so well conveyed, and, in fact, with such particular
+correctness, that not only few military men have the opportunity
+of forming and maturing so good a style, but many of the practised
+writers must <i>fall into the rear</i> in competition with <i>Major
+Ravelin</i>, who must <i>stand muster</i> with Geoffry Crayon.”&mdash;<i>Monthly Rev.</i></p>
+
+<div id="footnotes">
+
+<h2 class="note smcap">Footnotes</h2>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> This was the number of letters that passed through the
+Twopenny Post-Office on the 14th of February, 1821, in addition
+to the usual daily average.&mdash;See the official returns.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> There is poetical authority for this expression, but I believe
+no other:</p>
+<div class="poem">
+<p>“And weltering dies the primrose with his blood.”</p>
+<p class="ralign smcap">Graham.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> “O’Connor’s Child; or the Flower of Love lies Bleeding.”</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> I modestly propose, that the stoves lately introduced by
+Mr. Cobbett, and recommended in his Register, be henceforth
+known by no other than the above style and title:&mdash;Cobbett’s-Register
+Stoves. And if they are, it shall never be said that,
+anonymous as I am, I have lived or written in vain; for the next
+best thing to <i>having</i> a name, is the being able to <i>give</i> one, even
+to a fire-place. Let me add, for fear of being taxed with that
+meanest of all our mental propensities, the habit of joking at the
+expense of justice, that I offer the proposed name as any thing
+but a “nick” one. In fact, nothing but that change of climate
+which the Quarterly Reviewers have promised us can prevent
+Mr. Cobbett’s stoves from one day or other gaining him almost
+as sure a passport to immortality, as any other of his works.</p></div>
+</div>
+
+<div id="tn">
+<h2 class="note smcap">Transcriber’s Note</h2>
+
+<p>Minor punctuation errors have been corrected without note. Irregular
+hyphenation and archaic or unusual spellings have also been left as in
+the original.</p>
+
+<p>The Table of Contents was added by the transcriber.</p>
+
+<p>The following correction was made to the text:</p>
+
+<p><a href="#Page_264">p. 264</a>: thier to their (their straggling stems)</p>
+
+</div>
+
+
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