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+<div style='text-align:center; font-size:1.2em; font-weight:bold'>The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Essays of Montaigne, Complete, by Michel de Montaigne</div>
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+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: The Essays of Montaigne, Complete</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: Michel de Montaigne</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Translator: Charles Cotton</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin:1em 0'>Release Date: May 28, 2001 [eBook #3600]<br />
+[Most recently updated: March 16, 2023]</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin:1em 0'>Language: English</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Produced by: David Widger</div>
+<div style='margin-top:2em; margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ESSAYS OF MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE ***</div>
+
+ <h1>
+ ESSAYS OF <br /><br />MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ Translated by Charles Cotton<br /><br /> Edited by William Carew Hazlitt<br />
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ 1877
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:80%;">
+ <img src="images/cover.jpg" alt="cover” width=" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /><br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><br />
+ </p>
+
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>CONTENTS</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_PREF"> PREFACE </a><br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2H_4_0002"> <b>THE LETTERS OF MONTAIGNE</b> </a><br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2H_4_0003"> I. &mdash; </a>To Monsieur de MONTAIGNE <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> II. &mdash; </a>To Monseigneur, Monseigneur de
+ MONTAIGNE. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> III. &mdash; </a>To
+ Monsieur, Monsieur de LANSAC, <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> IV.
+ &mdash; </a>To Monsieur, Monsieur de MESMES, Lord of Roissy and
+ Malassize, Privy <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> V. &mdash; </a>To
+ Monsieur, Monsieur de L’HOSPITAL, Chancellor of France <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> VI. &mdash; </a>To Monsieur, Monsieur de Folx,
+ Privy Councillor, to the Signory of Venice. <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2H_4_0009"> VII. &mdash; </a>To Mademoiselle de MONTAIGNE, my
+ Wife. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> VIII. &mdash; </a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To
+ Monsieur DUPUY, <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> IX. &mdash; </a>To
+ the Jurats of Bordeaux. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> X. &mdash;
+ </a>To the same. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> XI. &mdash; </a>To
+ the same. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> XII. &mdash; </a>&nbsp;
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> XIII. &mdash; </a>To Mademoiselle
+ PAULMIER. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> XIV. &mdash; </a>To the
+ KING, HENRY IV. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0017"> XV. &mdash; </a>To
+ the same. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0018"> XVI. &mdash; </a>To the
+ Governor of Guienne. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0019"> <b>BOOK THE
+ FIRST</b> &mdash; </a> <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I
+ &mdash; </a>THAT MEN BY VARIOUS WAYS ARRIVE AT THE SAME END. <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II &mdash; </a>OF SORROW <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III &mdash; </a>THAT OUR AFFECTIONS CARRY
+ THEMSELVES BEYOND US <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV
+ &mdash; </a>THAT THE SOUL EXPENDS ITS PASSIONS UPON FALSE OBJECTS <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V &mdash; </a>WHETHER THE GOVERNOR
+ HIMSELF GO OUT TO PARLEY <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI
+ &mdash; </a>THAT THE HOUR OF PARLEY DANGEROUS <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII &mdash; </a>THAT THE INTENTION IS
+ JUDGE OF OUR ACTIONS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII
+ &mdash; </a>OF IDLENESS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX
+ &mdash; </a>OF LIARS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X
+ &mdash; </a>OF QUICK OR SLOW SPEECH <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0011">
+ CHAPTER XI &mdash; </a>OF PROGNOSTICATIONS <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII &mdash; </a>OF CONSTANCY <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII &mdash; </a>THE CEREMONY OF THE
+ INTERVIEW OF PRINCES <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV
+ &mdash; </a>THAT MEN ARE JUSTLY PUNISHED FOR BEING OBSTINATE <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV &mdash; </a>OF THE PUNISHMENT OF
+ COWARDICE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI &mdash; </a>A
+ PROCEEDING OF SOME AMBASSADORS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0017">
+ CHAPTER XVII &mdash; </a>OF FEAR <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0018">
+ CHAPTER XVIII &mdash; </a>NOT TO JUDGE OF OUR HAPPINESS TILL AFTER
+ DEATH. <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX &mdash; </a>THAT
+ TO STUDY PHILOSOPY IS TO LEARN TO DIE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0020">
+ CHAPTER XX &mdash; </a>OF THE FORCE OF IMAGINATION <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI &mdash; </a>THAT THE PROFIT OF ONE MAN
+ IS THE DAMAGE OF ANOTHER <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER
+ XXII &mdash; </a>OF CUSTOM; WE SHOULD NOT EASILY CHANGE A LAW RECEIVED
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII &mdash; </a>VARIOUS
+ EVENTS FROM THE SAME COUNSEL <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER
+ XXIV &mdash; </a>OF PEDANTRY <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER
+ XXV &mdash; </a>OF THE EDUCATION OF CHILDREN <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI &mdash; </a>FOLLY TO MEASURE TRUTH
+ AND ERROR BY OUR OWN CAPACITY <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0027">
+ CHAPTER XXVII &mdash; </a>OF FRIENDSHIP <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII &mdash; </a>NINE AND TWENTY SONNETS
+ OF ESTIENNE DE LA BOITIE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER
+ XXIX &mdash; </a>OF MODERATION <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0030">
+ CHAPTER XXX &mdash; </a>OF CANNIBALS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0031">
+ CHAPTER XXXI &mdash; </a>THAT A MAN IS SOBERLY TO JUDGE OF THE DIVINE
+ ORDINANCES <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII &mdash;
+ </a>WE ARE TO AVOID PLEASURES, EVEN AT THE EXPENSE OF LIFE <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0033"> CHAPTER XXXIII &mdash; </a>FORTUNE IS OFTEN
+ OBSERVED TO ACT BY THE RULE OF REASON <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0034">
+ CHAPTER XXXIV &mdash; </a>OF ONE DEFECT IN OUR GOVERNMENT <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0035"> CHAPTER XXXV &mdash; </a>OF THE CUSTOM OF WEARING
+ CLOTHES <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0036"> CHAPTER XXXVI &mdash; </a>OF
+ CATO THE YOUNGER <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0037"> CHAPTER XXXVII
+ &mdash; </a>THAT WE LAUGH AND CRY FOR THE SAME THING <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0038"> CHAPTER XXXVIII &mdash; </a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OF
+ SOLITUDE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0039"> CHAPTER XXXIX &mdash; </a>A
+ CONSIDERATION UPON CICERO <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0040"> CHAPTER XL
+ &mdash; </a>RELISH FOR GOOD AND EVIL DEPENDS UPON OUR OPINION <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0041"> CHAPTER XLI &mdash; </a>NOT TO COMMUNICATE A
+ MAN’S HONOUR <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0042"> CHAPTER XLII
+ &mdash; </a>OF THE INEQUALITY AMOUNGST US. <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0043"> CHAPTER XLIII &mdash; </a>OF SUMPTUARY LAWS <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0044"> CHAPTER XLIV &mdash; </a>OF SLEEP <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0045"> CHAPTER XLV &mdash; </a>OF THE BATTLE OF DREUX
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0046"> CHAPTER XLVI &mdash; </a>OF NAMES
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0047"> CHAPTER XLVII &mdash; </a>OF THE
+ UNCERTAINTY OF OUR JUDGMENT <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0048"> CHAPTER
+ XLVIII &mdash; </a>OF WAR HORSES, OR DESTRIERS <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0049"> CHAPTER XLIX &mdash; </a>OF ANCIENT CUSTOMS <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0050"> CHAPTER L &mdash; </a>OF DEMOCRITUS AND
+ HERACLITUS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0051"> CHAPTER LI &mdash; </a>OF
+ THE VANITY OF WORDS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0052"> CHAPTER LII
+ &mdash; </a>OF THE PARSIMONY OF THE ANCIENTS <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0053"> CHAPTER LIII &mdash; </a>OF A SAYING OF CAESAR
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0054"> CHAPTER LIV &mdash; </a>OF VAIN
+ SUBTLETIES <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0055"> CHAPTER LV &mdash; </a>OF
+ SMELLS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0056"> CHAPTER LVI &mdash; </a>OF
+ PRAYERS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0057"> CHAPTER LVII &mdash; </a>OF
+ AGE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0077"> <b>BOOK THE SECOND</b> &mdash;
+ </a><br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0058"> CHAPTER I &mdash; </a>OF THE
+ INCONSTANCY OF OUR ACTIONS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0059"> CHAPTER
+ II &mdash; </a>OF DRUNKENNESS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0060">
+ CHAPTER III &mdash; </a>A CUSTOM OF THE ISLE OF CEA <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0061"> CHAPTER IV &mdash; </a>TO-MORROW’S A NEW DAY
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0062"> CHAPTER V &mdash; </a>OF CONSCIENCE
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0063"> CHAPTER VI &mdash; </a>USE MAKES
+ PERFECT <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0064"> CHAPTER VII &mdash; </a>OF
+ RECOMPENSES OF HONOUR <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0065"> CHAPTER VIII
+ &mdash; </a>OF THE AFFECTION OF FATHERS TO THEIR CHILDREN <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0066"> CHAPTER IX &mdash; </a>OF THE ARMS OF THE
+ PARTHIANS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0067"> CHAPTER X &mdash; </a>OF
+ BOOKS <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0068"> CHAPTER XI &mdash; </a>OF
+ CRUELTY <br /><br /> <a href="#chap12"> CHAPTER XII &mdash; </a>APOLOGY
+ FOR RAIMOND SEBOND <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0069"> CHAPTER XIII
+ &mdash; </a>OF JUDGING OF THE DEATH OF ANOTHER <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0070"> CHAPTER XIV &mdash; </a>THAT OUR MIND HINDERS
+ ITSELF <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0071"> CHAPTER XV &mdash; </a>THAT
+ OUR DESIRES ARE AUGMENTED BY DIFFICULTY <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0072"> CHAPTER XVI &mdash; </a>OF GLORY <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0073"> CHAPTER XVII &mdash; </a>OF PRESUMPTION <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0074"> CHAPTER XVIII &mdash; </a>OF GIVING THE LIE
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0075"> CHAPTER XIX &mdash; </a>OF LIBERTY
+ OF CONSCIENCE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0076"> CHAPTER XX &mdash;
+ </a>THAT WE TASTE NOTHING PURE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0077">
+ CHAPTER XXI &mdash; </a>AGAINST IDLENESS <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0078"> CHAPTER XXII &mdash; </a>OF POSTING <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0079"> CHAPTER XXIII &mdash; </a>OF ILL MEANS EMPLOYED TO
+ A GOOD END <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0080"> CHAPTER XXIV &mdash; </a>OF
+ THE ROMAN GRANDEUR <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0081"> CHAPTER XXV
+ &mdash; </a>NOT TO COUNTERFEIT BEING SICK <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0082"> CHAPTER XXVI &mdash; </a>OF THUMBS <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0083"> CHAPTER XXVII &mdash; </a>COWARDICE THE MOTHER OF
+ CRUELTY <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0084"> CHAPTER XXVIII &mdash; </a>ALL
+ THINGS HAVE THEIR SEASON <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0085"> CHAPTER
+ XXIX &mdash; </a>OF VIRTUE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0086"> CHAPTER
+ XXX &mdash; </a>OF A MONSTROUS CHILD <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0087">
+ CHAPTER XXXI &mdash; </a>OF ANGER <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0088">
+ CHAPTER XXXII &mdash; </a>DEFENCE OF SENECA AND PLUTARCH <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2HCH0089"> CHAPTER XXXIII &mdash; </a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THE
+ STORY OF SPURINA <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0090"> CHAPTER XXXIV
+ &mdash; </a>OBSERVATION ON A WAR ACCORDING TO JULIUS CAESAR <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0091"> CHAPTER XXXV &mdash; </a>OF THREE GOOD WOMEN
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0092"> CHAPTER XXXVI &mdash; </a>OF THE
+ MOST EXCELLENT MEN <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0093"> CHAPTER XXXVII
+ &mdash; </a>OF THE RESEMBLANCE OF CHILDREN TO THEIR FATHERS <br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0114"> <b>BOOK THE THIRD</b> &mdash; </a><br /><br />
+ <a href="#link2HCH0094"> CHAPTER I &mdash; </a>OF PROFIT AND HONESTY
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0095"> CHAPTER II &mdash; </a>OF REPENTANCE
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0096"> CHAPTER III &mdash; </a>OF THREE
+ COMMERCES <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0097"> CHAPTER IV &mdash; </a>OF
+ DIVERSION <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0098"> CHAPTER V &mdash; </a>UPON
+ SOME VERSES OF VIRGIL <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0099"> CHAPTER VI
+ &mdash; </a>OF COACHES <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0100"> CHAPTER VII
+ &mdash; </a>OF THE INCONVENIENCE OF GREATNESS&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
+ <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0101"> CHAPTER VIII &mdash; </a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OF
+ THE ART OF CONFERENCE <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0102"> CHAPTER IX
+ &mdash; </a>OF VANITY <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0103"> CHAPTER X
+ &mdash; </a>OF MANAGING THE WILL <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0104">
+ CHAPTER XI &mdash; </a>OF CRIPPLES <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0105">
+ CHAPTER XII &mdash; </a>OF PHYSIOGNOMY <br /><br /> <a href="#link2HCH0106">
+ CHAPTER XIII &mdash; </a>OF EXPERIENCE <br /><br /> <a
+ href="#link2H_4_0128"> APOLOGY</a><br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0129">
+ PROJECT GUTENBERG EDITOR’S BOOKMARKS</a> <br />
+ </p>
+
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_PREF" id="link2H_PREF">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PREFACE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The present publication is intended to supply a recognised deficiency in
+ our literature&mdash;a library edition of the Essays of Montaigne. This
+ great French writer deserves to be regarded as a classic, not only in the
+ land of his birth, but in all countries and in all literatures. His
+ Essays, which are at once the most celebrated and the most permanent of
+ his productions, form a magazine out of which such minds as those of Bacon
+ and Shakespeare did not disdain to help themselves; and, indeed, as Hallam
+ observes, the Frenchman’s literary importance largely results from
+ the share which his mind had in influencing other minds, coeval and
+ subsequent. But, at the same time, estimating the value and rank of the
+ essayist, we are not to leave out of the account the drawbacks and the
+ circumstances of the period: the imperfect state of education, the
+ comparative scarcity of books, and the limited opportunities of
+ intellectual intercourse. Montaigne freely borrowed of others, and he has
+ found men willing to borrow of him as freely. We need not wonder at the
+ reputation which he with seeming facility achieved. He was, without being
+ aware of it, the leader of a new school in letters and morals. His book
+ was different from all others which were at that date in the world. It
+ diverted the ancient currents of thought into new channels. It told its
+ readers, with unexampled frankness, what its writer’s opinion was
+ about men and things, and threw what must have been a strange kind of new
+ light on many matters but darkly understood. Above all, the essayist
+ uncased himself, and made his intellectual and physical organism public
+ property. He took the world into his confidence on all subjects. His
+ essays were a sort of literary anatomy, where we get a diagnosis of the
+ writer’s mind, made by himself at different levels and under a large
+ variety of operating influences.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of all egotists, Montaigne, if not the greatest, was the most fascinating,
+ because, perhaps, he was the least affected and most truthful. What he
+ did, and what he had professed to do, was to dissect his mind, and show
+ us, as best he could, how it was made, and what relation it bore to
+ external objects. He investigated his mental structure as a schoolboy
+ pulls his watch to pieces, to examine the mechanism of the works; and the
+ result, accompanied by illustrations abounding with originality and force,
+ he delivered to his fellow-men in a book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Eloquence, rhetorical effect, poetry, were alike remote from his design.
+ He did not write from necessity, scarcely perhaps for fame. But he desired
+ to leave France, nay, and the world, something to be remembered by,
+ something which should tell what kind of a man he was&mdash;what he felt,
+ thought, suffered&mdash;and he succeeded immeasurably, I apprehend, beyond
+ his expectations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was reasonable enough that Montaigne should expect for his work a
+ certain share of celebrity in Gascony, and even, as time went on,
+ throughout France; but it is scarcely probable that he foresaw how his
+ renown was to become world-wide; how he was to occupy an almost unique
+ position as a man of letters and a moralist; how the Essays would be read,
+ in all the principal languages of Europe, by millions of intelligent human
+ beings, who never heard of Perigord or the League, and who are in doubt,
+ if they are questioned, whether the author lived in the sixteenth or the
+ eighteenth century. This is true fame. A man of genius belongs to no
+ period and no country. He speaks the language of nature, which is always
+ everywhere the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The text of these volumes is taken from the first edition of Cotton’s
+ version, printed in 3 vols. 8vo, 1685-6, and republished in 1693, 1700,
+ 1711, 1738, and 1743, in the same number of volumes and the same size. In
+ the earliest impression the errors of the press are corrected merely as
+ far as page 240 of the first volume, and all the editions follow one
+ another. That of 1685-6 was the only one which the translator lived to
+ see. He died in 1687, leaving behind him an interesting and little-known
+ collection of poems, which appeared posthumously, 8vo, 1689.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was considered imperative to correct Cotton’s translation by a
+ careful collation with the ‘variorum’ edition of the original,
+ Paris, 1854, 4 vols. 8vo or 12mo, and parallel passages from Florin’s
+ earlier undertaking have occasionally been inserted at the foot of the
+ page. A Life of the Author and all his recovered Letters, sixteen in
+ number, have also been given; but, as regards the correspondence, it can
+ scarcely be doubted that it is in a purely fragmentary state. To do more
+ than furnish a sketch of the leading incidents in Montaigne’s life
+ seemed, in the presence of Bayle St. John’s charming and able
+ biography, an attempt as difficult as it was useless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The besetting sin of both Montaigne’s translators seems to have been
+ a propensity for reducing his language and phraseology to the language and
+ phraseology of the age and country to which they belonged, and, moreover,
+ inserting paragraphs and words, not here and there only, but constantly
+ and habitually, from an evident desire and view to elucidate or strengthen
+ their author’s meaning. The result has generally been unfortunate;
+ and I have, in the case of all these interpolations on Cotton’s
+ part, felt bound, where I did not cancel them, to throw them down into the
+ notes, not thinking it right that Montaigne should be allowed any longer
+ to stand sponsor for what he never wrote; and reluctant, on the other
+ hand, to suppress the intruding matter entirely, where it appeared to
+ possess a value of its own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor is redundancy or paraphrase the only form of transgression in Cotton,
+ for there are places in his author which he thought proper to omit, and it
+ is hardly necessary to say that the restoration of all such matter to the
+ text was considered essential to its integrity and completeness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My warmest thanks are due to my father, Mr Registrar Hazlitt, the author
+ of the well-known and excellent edition of Montaigne published in 1842,
+ for the important assistance which he has rendered to me in verifying and
+ retranslating the quotations, which were in a most corrupt state, and of
+ which Cotton’s English versions were singularly loose and inexact,
+ and for the zeal with which he has co-operated with me in collating the
+ English text, line for line and word for word, with the best French
+ edition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the favour of Mr F. W. Cosens, I have had by me, while at work on this
+ subject, the copy of Cotgrave’s Dictionary, folio, 1650, which
+ belonged to Cotton. It has his autograph and copious MSS. notes, nor is it
+ too much to presume that it is the very book employed by him in his
+ translation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ W. C. H.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ KENSINGTON, November 1877.
+ </p>
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+ THE LIFE OF MONTAIGNE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ [This is translated freely from that prefixed to the ‘variorum’
+ Paris edition, 1854, 4 vols. 8vo. This biography is the more desirable
+ that it contains all really interesting and important matter in the
+ journal of the Tour in Germany and Italy, which, as it was merely written
+ under Montaigne’s dictation, is in the third person, is scarcely
+ worth publication, as a whole, in an English dress.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The author of the Essays was born, as he informs us himself, between
+ eleven and twelve o’clock in the day, the last of February 1533, at
+ the chateau of St. Michel de Montaigne. His father, Pierre Eyquem,
+ esquire, was successively first Jurat of the town of Bordeaux (1530),
+ Under-Mayor 1536, Jurat for the second time in 1540, Procureur in 1546,
+ and at length Mayor from 1553 to 1556. He was a man of austere probity,
+ who had “a particular regard for honour and for propriety in his
+ person and attire . . . a mighty good faith in his speech, and a
+ conscience and a religious feeling inclining to superstition, rather than
+ to the other extreme."[Essays, ii. 2.] Pierre Eyquem bestowed great care
+ on the education of his children, especially on the practical side of it.
+ To associate closely his son Michel with the people, and attach him to
+ those who stand in need of assistance, he caused him to be held at the
+ font by persons of meanest position; subsequently he put him out to nurse
+ with a poor villager, and then, at a later period, made him accustom
+ himself to the most common sort of living, taking care, nevertheless, to
+ cultivate his mind, and superintend its development without the exercise
+ of undue rigour or constraint. Michel, who gives us the minutest account
+ of his earliest years, charmingly narrates how they used to awake him by
+ the sound of some agreeable music, and how he learned Latin, without
+ suffering the rod or shedding a tear, before beginning French, thanks to
+ the German teacher whom his father had placed near him, and who never
+ addressed him except in the language of Virgil and Cicero. The study of
+ Greek took precedence. At six years of age young Montaigne went to the
+ College of Guienne at Bordeaux, where he had as preceptors the most
+ eminent scholars of the sixteenth century, Nicolas Grouchy, Guerente,
+ Muret, and Buchanan. At thirteen he had passed through all the classes,
+ and as he was destined for the law he left school to study that science.
+ He was then about fourteen, but these early years of his life are involved
+ in obscurity. The next information that we have is that in 1554 he
+ received the appointment of councillor in the Parliament of Bordeaux; in
+ 1559 he was at Bar-le-Duc with the court of Francis II, and in the year
+ following he was present at Rouen to witness the declaration of the
+ majority of Charles IX. We do not know in what manner he was engaged on
+ these occasions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Between 1556 and 1563 an important incident occurred in the life of
+ Montaigne, in the commencement of his romantic friendship with Etienne de
+ la Boetie, whom he had met, as he tells us, by pure chance at some festive
+ celebration in the town. From their very first interview the two found
+ themselves drawn irresistibly close to one another, and during six years
+ this alliance was foremost in the heart of Montaigne, as it was afterwards
+ in his memory, when death had severed it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Although he blames severely in his own book [Essays, i. 27.] those who,
+ contrary to the opinion of Aristotle, marry before five-and-thirty,
+ Montaigne did not wait for the period fixed by the philosopher of Stagyra,
+ but in 1566, in his thirty-third year, he espoused Francoise de
+ Chassaigne, daughter of a councillor in the Parliament of Bordeaux. The
+ history of his early married life vies in obscurity with that of his
+ youth. His biographers are not agreed among themselves; and in the same
+ degree that he lays open to our view all that concerns his secret
+ thoughts, the innermost mechanism of his mind, he observes too much
+ reticence in respect to his public functions and conduct, and his social
+ relations. The title of Gentleman in Ordinary to the King, which he
+ assumes, in a preface, and which Henry II. gives him in a letter, which we
+ print a little farther on; what he says as to the commotions of courts,
+ where he passed a portion of his life; the Instructions which he wrote
+ under the dictation of Catherine de Medici for King Charles IX., and his
+ noble correspondence with Henry IV., leave no doubt, however, as to the
+ part which he played in the transactions of those times, and we find an
+ unanswerable proof of the esteem in which he was held by the most exalted
+ personages, in a letter which was addressed to him by Charles at the time
+ he was admitted to the Order of St. Michael, which was, as he informs us
+ himself, the highest honour of the French noblesse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ According to Lacroix du Maine, Montaigne, upon the death of his eldest
+ brother, resigned his post of Councillor, in order to adopt the military
+ profession, while, if we might credit the President Bouhier, he never
+ discharged any functions connected with arms. However, several passages in
+ the Essays seem to indicate that he not only took service, but that he was
+ actually in numerous campaigns with the Catholic armies. Let us add, that
+ on his monument he is represented in a coat of mail, with his casque and
+ gauntlets on his right side, and a lion at his feet, all which signifies,
+ in the language of funeral emblems, that the departed has been engaged in
+ some important military transactions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However it may be as to these conjectures, our author, having arrived at
+ his thirty-eighth year, resolved to dedicate to study and contemplation
+ the remaining term of his life; and on his birthday, the last of February
+ 1571, he caused a philosophical inscription, in Latin, to be placed upon
+ one of the walls of his chateau, where it is still to be seen, and of
+ which the translation is to this effect:&mdash;“In the year of
+ Christ . . . in his thirty-eighth year, on the eve of the Calends of
+ March, his birthday, Michel Montaigne, already weary of court employments
+ and public honours, withdrew himself entirely into the converse of the
+ learned virgins where he intends to spend the remaining moiety of the to
+ allotted to him in tranquil seclusion.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the time to which we have come, Montaigne was unknown to the world of
+ letters, except as a translator and editor. In 1569 he had published a
+ translation of the “Natural Theology” of Raymond de Sebonde,
+ which he had solely undertaken to please his father. In 1571 he had caused
+ to be printed at Paris certain ‘opuscucla’ of Etienne de la
+ Boetie; and these two efforts, inspired in one case by filial duty, and in
+ the other by friendship, prove that affectionate motives overruled with
+ him mere personal ambition as a literary man. We may suppose that he began
+ to compose the Essays at the very outset of his retirement from public
+ engagements; for as, according to his own account, observes the President
+ Bouhier, he cared neither for the chase, nor building, nor gardening, nor
+ agricultural pursuits, and was exclusively occupied with reading and
+ reflection, he devoted himself with satisfaction to the task of setting
+ down his thoughts just as they occurred to him. Those thoughts became a
+ book, and the first part of that book, which was to confer immortality on
+ the writer, appeared at Bordeaux in 1580. Montaigne was then fifty-seven;
+ he had suffered for some years past from renal colic and gravel; and it
+ was with the necessity of distraction from his pain, and the hope of
+ deriving relief from the waters, that he undertook at this time a great
+ journey. As the account which he has left of his travels in Germany and
+ Italy comprises some highly interesting particulars of his life and
+ personal history, it seems worth while to furnish a sketch or analysis of
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “The Journey, of which we proceed to describe the course simply,”
+ says the editor of the Itinerary, “had, from Beaumont-sur-Oise to
+ Plombieres, in Lorraine, nothing sufficiently interesting to detain us . .
+ . we must go as far, as Basle, of which we have a description, acquainting
+ us with its physical and political condition at that period, as well as
+ with the character of its baths. The passage of Montaigne through
+ Switzerland is not without interest, as we see there how our philosophical
+ traveller accommodated himself everywhere to the ways of the country. The
+ hotels, the provisions, the Swiss cookery, everything, was agreeable to
+ him; it appears, indeed, as if he preferred to the French manners and
+ tastes those of the places he was visiting, and of which the simplicity
+ and freedom (or frankness) accorded more with his own mode of life and
+ thinking. In the towns where he stayed, Montaigne took care to see the
+ Protestant divines, to make himself conversant with all their dogmas. He
+ even had disputations with them occasionally.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “Having left Switzerland he went to Isne, an imperial then on to
+ Augsburg and Munich. He afterwards proceeded to the Tyrol, where he was
+ agreeably surprised, after the warnings which he had received, at the very
+ slight inconveniences which he suffered, which gave him occasion to remark
+ that he had all his life distrusted the statements of others respecting
+ foreign countries, each person’s tastes being according to the
+ notions of his native place; and that he had consequently set very little
+ on what he was told beforehand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “Upon his arrival at Botzen, Montaigne wrote to Francois Hottmann,
+ to say that he had been so pleased with his visit to Germany that he
+ quitted it with great regret, although it was to go into Italy. He then
+ passed through Brunsol, Trent, where he put up at the Rose; thence going
+ to Rovera; and here he first lamented the scarcity of crawfish, but made
+ up for the loss by partaking of truffles cooked in oil and vinegar;
+ oranges, citrons, and olives, in all of which he delighted.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After passing a restless night, when he bethought himself in the morning
+ that there was some new town or district to be seen, he rose, we are told,
+ with alacrity and pleasure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His secretary, to whom he dictated his Journal, assures us that he never
+ saw him take so much interest in surrounding scenes and persons, and
+ believes that the complete change helped to mitigate his sufferings in
+ concentrating his attention on other points. When there was a complaint
+ made that he had led his party out of the beaten route, and then returned
+ very near the spot from which they started, his answer was that he had no
+ settled course, and that he merely proposed to himself to pay visits to
+ places which he had not seen, and so long as they could not convict him of
+ traversing the same path twice, or revisiting a point already seen, he
+ could perceive no harm in his plan. As to Rome, he cared less to go there,
+ inasmuch as everybody went there; and he said that he never had a lacquey
+ who could not tell him all about Florence or Ferrara. He also would say
+ that he seemed to himself like those who are reading some pleasant story
+ or some fine book, of which they fear to come to the end: he felt so much
+ pleasure in travelling that he dreaded the moment of arrival at the place
+ where they were to stop for the night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We see that Montaigne travelled, just as he wrote, completely at his ease,
+ and without the least constraint, turning, just as he fancied, from the
+ common or ordinary roads taken by tourists. The good inns, the soft beds,
+ the fine views, attracted his notice at every point, and in his
+ observations on men and things he confines himself chiefly to the
+ practical side. The consideration of his health was constantly before him,
+ and it was in consequence of this that, while at Venice, which
+ disappointed him, he took occasion to note, for the benefit of readers,
+ that he had an attack of colic, and that he evacuated two large stones
+ after supper. On quitting Venice, he went in succession to Ferrara,
+ Rovigo, Padua, Bologna (where he had a stomach-ache), Florence, &amp;c.;
+ and everywhere, before alighting, he made it a rule to send some of his
+ servants to ascertain where the best accommodation was to be had. He
+ pronounced the Florentine women the finest in the world, but had not an
+ equally good opinion of the food, which was less plentiful than in
+ Germany, and not so well served. He lets us understand that in Italy they
+ send up dishes without dressing, but in Germany they were much better
+ seasoned, and served with a variety of sauces and gravies. He remarked
+ further, that the glasses were singularly small and the wines insipid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After dining with the Grand-Duke of Florence, Montaigne passed rapidly
+ over the intermediate country, which had no fascination for him, and
+ arrived at Rome on the last day of November, entering by the Porta del
+ Popolo, and putting up at Bear. But he afterwards hired, at twenty crowns
+ a month, fine furnished rooms in the house of a Spaniard, who included in
+ these terms the use of the kitchen fire. What most annoyed him in the
+ Eternal City was the number of Frenchmen he met, who all saluted him in
+ his native tongue; but otherwise he was very comfortable, and his stay
+ extended to five months. A mind like his, full of grand classical
+ reflections, could not fail to be profoundly impressed in the presence of
+ the ruins at Rome, and he has enshrined in a magnificent passage of the
+ Journal the feelings of the moment: “He said,” writes his
+ secretary, “that at Rome one saw nothing but the sky under which she
+ had been built, and the outline of her site: that the knowledge we had of
+ her was abstract, contemplative, not palpable to the actual senses: that
+ those who said they beheld at least the ruins of Rome, went too far, for
+ the ruins of so gigantic a structure must have commanded greater
+ reverence-it was nothing but her sepulchre. The world, jealous of her,
+ prolonged empire, had in the first place broken to pieces that admirable
+ body, and then, when they perceived that the remains attracted worship and
+ awe, had buried the very wreck itself.&mdash;[Compare a passage in one of
+ Horace Walpole’s letters to Richard West, 22 March 1740 (Cunningham’s
+ edit. i. 41), where Walpole, speaking of Rome, describes her very ruins as
+ ruined.]&mdash;As to those small fragments which were still to be seen on
+ the surface, notwithstanding the assaults of time and all other attacks,
+ again and again repeated, they had been favoured by fortune to be some
+ slight evidence of that infinite grandeur which nothing could entirely
+ extingish. But it was likely that these disfigured remains were the least
+ entitled to attention, and that the enemies of that immortal renown, in
+ their fury, had addressed themselves in the first instance to the
+ destruction of what was most beautiful and worthiest of preservation; and
+ that the buildings of this bastard Rome, raised upon the ancient
+ productions, although they might excite the admiration of the present age,
+ reminded him of the crows’ and sparrows’ nests built in the
+ walls and arches of the old churches, destroyed by the Huguenots. Again,
+ he was apprehensive, seeing the space which this grave occupied, that the
+ whole might not have been recovered, and that the burial itself had been
+ buried. And, moreover, to see a wretched heap of rubbish, as pieces of
+ tile and pottery, grow (as it had ages since) to a height equal to that of
+ Mount Gurson,&mdash;[In Perigord.]&mdash;and thrice the width of it,
+ appeared to show a conspiracy of destiny against the glory and
+ pre-eminence of that city, affording at the same time a novel and
+ extraordinary proof of its departed greatness. He (Montaigne) observed
+ that it was difficult to believe considering the limited area taken up by
+ any of her seven hills and particularly the two most favoured ones, the
+ Capitoline and the Palatine, that so many buildings stood on the site.
+ Judging only from what is left of the Temple of Concord, along the ‘Forum
+ Romanum’, of which the fall seems quite recent, like that of some
+ huge mountain split into horrible crags, it does not look as if more than
+ two such edifices could have found room on the Capitoline, on which there
+ were at one period from five-and-twenty to thirty temples, besides private
+ dwellings. But, in point of fact, there is scarcely any probability of the
+ views which we take of the city being correct, its plan and form having
+ changed infinitely; for instance, the ‘Velabrum’, which on
+ account of its depressed level, received the sewage of the city, and had a
+ lake, has been raised by artificial accumulation to a height with the
+ other hills, and Mount Savello has, in truth, grown simply out of the
+ ruins of the theatre of Marcellus. He believed that an ancient Roman would
+ not recognise the place again. It often happened that in digging down into
+ earth the workmen came upon the crown of some lofty column, which, though
+ thus buried, was still standing upright. The people there have no recourse
+ to other foundations than the vaults and arches of the old houses, upon
+ which, as on slabs of rock, they raise their modern palaces. It is easy to
+ see that several of the ancient streets are thirty feet below those at
+ present in use.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sceptical as Montaigne shows himself in his books, yet during his sojourn
+ at Rome he manifested a great regard for religion. He solicited the honour
+ of being admitted to kiss the feet of the Holy Father, Gregory XIII.; and
+ the Pontiff exhorted him always to continue in the devotion which he had
+ hitherto exhibited to the Church and the service of the Most Christian
+ King.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “After this, one sees,” says the editor of the Journal,
+ “Montaigne employing all his time in making excursions bout the
+ neighbourhood on horseback or on foot, in visits, in observations of every
+ kind. The churches, the stations, the processions even, the sermons; then
+ the palaces, the vineyards, the gardens, the public amusements, as the
+ Carnival, &amp;c.&mdash;nothing was overlooked. He saw a Jewish child
+ circumcised, and wrote down a most minute account of the operation. He met
+ at San Sisto a Muscovite ambassador, the second who had come to Rome since
+ the pontificate of Paul III. This minister had despatches from his court
+ for Venice, addressed to the ‘Grand Governor of the Signory’.
+ The court of Muscovy had at that time such limited relations with the
+ other powers of Europe, and it was so imperfect in its information, that
+ it thought Venice to be a dependency of the Holy See.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of all the particulars with which he has furnished us during his stay at
+ Rome, the following passage in reference to the Essays is not the least
+ singular: “The Master of the Sacred Palace returned him his Essays,
+ castigated in accordance with the views of the learned monks. ‘He
+ had only been able to form a judgment of them,’ said he, ‘through
+ a certain French monk, not understanding French himself’”&mdash;we
+ leave Montaigne himself to tell the story&mdash;“and he received so
+ complacently my excuses and explanations on each of the passages which had
+ been animadverted upon by the French monk, that he concluded by leaving me
+ at liberty to revise the text agreeably to the dictates of my own
+ conscience. I begged him, on the contrary, to abide by the opinion of the
+ person who had criticised me, confessing, among other matters, as, for
+ example, in my use of the word fortune, in quoting historical poets, in my
+ apology for Julian, in my animadversion on the theory that he who prayed
+ ought to be exempt from vicious inclinations for the time being; item, in
+ my estimate of cruelty, as something beyond simple death; item, in my view
+ that a child ought to be brought up to do everything, and so on; that
+ these were my opinions, which I did not think wrong; as to other things, I
+ said that the corrector understood not my meaning. The Master, who is a
+ clever man, made many excuses for me, and gave me to suppose that he did
+ not concur in the suggested improvements; and pleaded very ingeniously for
+ me in my presence against another (also an Italian) who opposed my
+ sentiments.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such is what passed between Montaigne and these two personages at that
+ time; but when the Essayist was leaving, and went to bid them farewell,
+ they used very different language to him. “They prayed me,”
+ says he, “to pay no attention to the censure passed on my book, in
+ which other French persons had apprised them that there were many foolish
+ things; adding, that they honoured my affectionate intention towards the
+ Church, and my capacity; and had so high an opinion of my candour and
+ conscientiousness that they should leave it to me to make such alterations
+ as were proper in the book, when I reprinted it; among other things, the
+ word fortune. To excuse themselves for what they had said against my book,
+ they instanced works of our time by cardinals and other divines of
+ excellent repute which had been blamed for similar faults, which in no way
+ affected reputation of the author, or of the publication as a whole; they
+ requested me to lend the Church the support of my eloquence (this was
+ their fair speech), and to make longer stay in the place, where I should
+ be free from all further intrusion on their part. It seemed to me that we
+ parted very good friends.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before quitting Rome, Montaigne received his diploma of citizenship, by
+ which he was greatly flattered; and after a visit to Tivoli he set out for
+ Loretto, stopping at Ancona, Fano, and Urbino. He arrived at the beginning
+ of May 1581, at Bagno della Villa, where he established himself, order to
+ try the waters. There, we find in the Journal, of his own accord the
+ Essayist lived in the strictest conformity with the regime, and henceforth
+ we only hear of diet, the effect which the waters had by degrees upon
+ system, of the manner in which he took them; in a word, he does not omit
+ an item of the circumstances connected with his daily routine, his habit
+ of body, his baths, and the rest. It was no longer the journal of a
+ traveller which he kept, but the diary of an invalid,&mdash;[“I am
+ reading Montaigne’s Travels, which have lately been found; there is
+ little in them but the baths and medicines he took, and what he had
+ everywhere for dinner.”&mdash;H. Walpole to Sir Horace Mann, June 8,
+ 1774.]&mdash;attentive to the minutest details of the cure which he was
+ endeavouring to accomplish: a sort of memorandum book, in which he was
+ noting down everything that he felt and did, for the benefit of his
+ medical man at home, who would have the care of his health on his return,
+ and the attendance on his subsequent infirmities. Montaigne gives it as
+ his reason and justification for enlarging to this extent here, that he
+ had omitted, to his regret, to do so in his visits to other baths, which
+ might have saved him the trouble of writing at such great length now; but
+ it is perhaps a better reason in our eyes, that what he wrote he wrote for
+ his own use.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We find in these accounts, however, many touches which are valuable as
+ illustrating the manners of the place. The greater part of the entries in
+ the Journal, giving the account of these waters, and of the travels, down
+ to Montaigne’s arrival at the first French town on his homeward
+ route, are in Italian, because he wished to exercise himself in that
+ language.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The minute and constant watchfulness of Montaigne over his health and over
+ himself might lead one to suspect that excessive fear of death which
+ degenerates into cowardice. But was it not rather the fear of the
+ operation for the stone, at that time really formidable? Or perhaps he was
+ of the same way of thinking with the Greek poet, of whom Cicero reports
+ this saying: “I do not desire to die; but the thought of being dead
+ is indifferent to me.” Let us hear, however, what he says himself on
+ this point very frankly: “It would be too weak and unmanly on my
+ part if, certain as I am of always finding myself in the position of
+ having to succumb in that way,&mdash;[To the stone or gravel.]&mdash;and
+ death coming nearer and nearer to me, I did not make some effort, before
+ the time came, to bear the trial with fortitude. For reason prescribes
+ that we should joyfully accept what it may please God to send us.
+ Therefore the only remedy, the only rule, and the sole doctrine for
+ avoiding the evils by which mankind is surrounded, whatever they are, is
+ to resolve to bear them so far as our nature permits, or to put an end to
+ them courageously and promptly.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was still at the waters of La Villa, when, on the 7th September 1581,
+ he learned by letter that he had been elected Mayor of Bordeaux on the 1st
+ August preceding. This intelligence made him hasten his departure; and
+ from Lucca he proceeded to Rome. He again made some stay in that city, and
+ he there received the letter of the jurats of Bordeaux, notifying to him
+ officially his election to the Mayoralty, and inviting him to return as
+ speedily as possible. He left for France, accompanied by young D’Estissac
+ and several other gentlemen, who escorted him a considerable distance; but
+ none went back to France with him, not even his travelling companion. He
+ passed by Padua, Milan, Mont Cenis, and Chambery; thence he went on to
+ Lyons, and lost no time in repairing to his chateau, after an absence of
+ seventeen months and eight days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have just seen that, during his absence in Italy, the author of the
+ Essays was elected mayor of Bordeaux. “The gentlemen of Bordeaux,”
+ says he, “elected me Mayor of their town while I was at a distance
+ from France, and far from the thought of such a thing. I excused myself;
+ but they gave to understand that I was wrong in so doing, it being also
+ the command of the king that I should stand.” This the letter which
+ Henry III. wrote to him on the occasion:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MONSIEUR, DE MONTAIGNE,&mdash;Inasmuch as I hold in great esteem your
+ fidelity and zealous devotion to my service, it has been a pleasure to me
+ to learn that you have been chosen mayor of my town of Bordeaux. I have
+ had the agreeable duty of confirming the selection, and I did so the more
+ willingly, seeing that it was made during your distant absence; wherefore
+ it is my desire, and I require and command you expressly that you proceed
+ without delay to enter on the duties to which you have received so
+ legitimate a call. And so you will act in a manner very agreeable to me,
+ while the contrary will displease me greatly. Praying God, M. de
+ Montaigne, to have you in his holy keeping.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “Written at Paris, the 25th day of November 1581.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “HENRI.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “A Monsieur de MONTAIGNE, Knight of my Order, Gentleman in Ordinary
+ of my Chamber, being at present in Rome.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Montaigne, in his new employment, the most important in the province,
+ obeyed the axiom, that a man may not refuse a duty, though it absorb his
+ time and attention, and even involve the sacrifice of his blood. Placed
+ between two extreme parties, ever on the point of getting to blows, he
+ showed himself in practice what he is in his book, the friend of a middle
+ and temperate policy. Tolerant by character and on principle, he belonged,
+ like all the great minds of the sixteenth century, to that political sect
+ which sought to improve, without destroying, institutions; and we may say
+ of him, what he himself said of La Boetie, “that he had that maxim
+ indelibly impressed on his mind, to obey and submit himself religiously to
+ the laws under which he was born. Affectionately attached to the repose of
+ his country, an enemy to changes and innovations, he would have preferred
+ to employ what means he had towards their discouragement and suppression,
+ than in promoting their success.” Such was the platform of his
+ administration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He applied himself, in an especial manner, to the maintenance of peace
+ between the two religious factions which at that time divided the town of
+ Bordeaux; and at the end of his two first years of office, his grateful
+ fellow-citizens conferred on him (in 1583) the mayoralty for two years
+ more, a distinction which had been enjoyed, as he tells us, only twice
+ before. On the expiration of his official career, after four years’
+ duration, he could say fairly enough of himself that he left behind him
+ neither hatred nor cause of offence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the midst of the cares of government, Montaigne found time to revise
+ and enlarge his Essays, which, since their appearance in 1580, were
+ continually receiving augmentation in the form of additional chapters or
+ papers. Two more editions were printed in 1582 and 1587; and during this
+ time the author, while making alterations in the original text, had
+ composed part of the Third Book. He went to Paris to make arrangements for
+ the publication of his enlarged labours, and a fourth impression in 1588
+ was the result. He remained in the capital some time on this occasion, and
+ it was now that he met for the first time Mademoiselle de Gournay. Gifted
+ with an active and inquiring spirit, and, above all, possessing a sound
+ and healthy tone of mind, Mademoiselle de Gournay had been carried from
+ her childhood with that tide which set in with sixteenth century towards
+ controversy, learning, and knowledge. She learnt Latin without a master;
+ and when, the age of eighteen, she accidentally became possessor of a copy
+ of the Essays, she was transported with delight and admiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She quitted the chateau of Gournay, to come and see him. We cannot do
+ better, in connection with this journey of sympathy, than to repeat the
+ words of Pasquier: “That young lady, allied to several great and
+ noble families of Paris, proposed to herself no other marriage than with
+ her honour, enriched with the knowledge gained from good books, and,
+ beyond all others, from the essays of M. de Montaigne, who making in the
+ year 1588 a lengthened stay in the town of Paris, she went there for the
+ purpose of forming his personal acquaintance; and her mother, Madame de
+ Gournay, and herself took him back with them to their chateau, where, at
+ two or three different times, he spent three months altogether, most
+ welcome of visitors.” It was from this moment that Mademoiselle de
+ Gournay dated her adoption as Montaigne’s daughter, a circumstance
+ which has tended to confer immortality upon her in a far greater measure
+ than her own literary productions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Montaigne, on leaving Paris, stayed a short time at Blois, to attend the
+ meeting of the States-General. We do not know what part he took in that
+ assembly: but it is known that he was commissioned, about this period, to
+ negotiate between Henry of Navarre (afterwards Henry IV.) and the Duke of
+ Guise. His political life is almost a blank; but De Thou assures us that
+ Montaigne enjoyed the confidence of the principal persons of his time. De
+ Thou, who calls him a frank man without constraint, tells us that, walking
+ with him and Pasquier in the court at the Castle of Blois, he heard him
+ pronounce some very remarkable opinions on contemporary events, and he
+ adds that Montaigne had foreseen that the troubles in France could not end
+ without witnessing the death of either the King of Navarre or of the Duke
+ of Guise. He had made himself so completely master of the views of these
+ two princes, that he told De Thou that the King of Navarre would have been
+ prepared to embrace Catholicism, if he had not been afraid of being
+ abandoned by his party, and that the Duke of Guise, on his part, had no
+ particular repugnance to the Confession of Augsburg, for which the
+ Cardinal of Lorraine, his uncle, had inspired him with a liking, if it had
+ not been for the peril involved in quitting the Romish communion. It would
+ have been easy for Montaigne to play, as we call it, a great part in
+ politics, and create for himself a lofty position but his motto was,
+ ‘Otio et Libertati’; and he returned quietly home to compose a
+ chapter for his next edition on inconveniences of Greatness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The author of the Essays was now fifty-five. The malady which tormented
+ him grew only worse and worse with years; and yet he occupied himself
+ continually with reading, meditating, and composition. He employed the
+ years 1589, 1590, and 1591 in making fresh additions to his book; and even
+ in the approaches of old age he might fairly anticipate many happy hours,
+ when he was attacked by quinsy, depriving him of the power utterance.
+ Pasquier, who has left us some details his last hours, narrates that he
+ remained three days in full possession of his faculties, but unable to
+ speak, so that, in order to make known his desires, he was obliged to
+ resort to writing; and as he felt his end drawing near, he begged his wife
+ to summon certain of the gentlemen who lived in the neighbourhood to bid
+ them a last farewell. When they had arrived, he caused mass to be
+ celebrated in apartment; and just as the priest was elevating the host,
+ Montaigne fell forward with his arms extended in front of him, on the bed,
+ and so expired. He was in his sixtieth year. It was the 13th September
+ 1592.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Montaigne was buried near his own house; but a few years after his
+ decease, his remains were removed to the church of a Commandery of St.
+ Antoine at Bordeaux, where they still continue. His monument was restored
+ in 1803 by a descendant. It was seen about 1858 by an English traveller
+ (Mr. St. John).’&mdash;[“Montaigne the Essayist,” by
+ Bayle St. John, 1858, 2 vols. 8vo, is one of most delightful books of the
+ kind.]&mdash; and was then in good preservation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In 1595 Mademoiselle de Gournay published a new edition of Montaigne’s
+ Essays, and the first with the latest emendations of the author, from a
+ copy presented to her by his widow, and which has not been recovered,
+ although it is known to have been in existence some years after the date
+ of the impression, made on its authority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Coldly as Montaigne’s literary productions appear to have been
+ received by the generation immediately succeeding his own age, his genius
+ grew into just appreciation in the seventeenth century, when such great
+ spirits arose as La Bruyere, Moliere, La Fontaine, Madame de Sevigne.
+ “O,” exclaimed the Chatelaine des Rochers, “what capital
+ company he is, the dear man! he is my old friend; and just for the reason
+ that he is so, he always seems new. My God! how full is that book of
+ sense!” Balzac said that he had carried human reason as far and as
+ high as it could go, both in politics and in morals. On the other hand,
+ Malebranche and the writers of Port Royal were against him; some
+ reprehended the licentiousness of his writings; others their impiety,
+ materialism, epicureanism. Even Pascal, who had carefully read the Essays,
+ and gained no small profit by them, did not spare his reproaches. But
+ Montaigne has outlived detraction. As time has gone on, his admirers and
+ borrowers have increased in number, and his Jansenism, which recommended
+ him to the eighteenth century, may not be his least recommendation in the
+ nineteenth. Here we have certainly, on the whole, a first-class man, and
+ one proof of his masterly genius seems to be, that his merits and his
+ beauties are sufficient to induce us to leave out of consideration
+ blemishes and faults which would have been fatal to an inferior writer.
+ </p>
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+ THE LETTERS OF MONTAIGNE.
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+ I.&mdash;&mdash;To Monsieur de MONTAIGNE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ [This account of the death of La Boetie begins imperfectly. It first
+ appeared in a little volume of Miscellanies in 1571. See Hazlitt, ubi sup.
+ p. 630.]&mdash;As to his last words, doubtless, if any man can give good
+ account of them, it is I, both because, during the whole of his sickness
+ he conversed as fully with me as with any one, and also because, in
+ consequence of the singular and brotherly friendship which we had
+ entertained for each other, I was perfectly acquainted with the
+ intentions, opinions, and wishes which he had formed in the course of his
+ life, as much so, certainly, as one man can possibly be with those of
+ another man; and because I knew them to be elevated, virtuous, full of
+ steady resolution, and (after all said) admirable. I well foresaw that, if
+ his illness permitted him to express himself, he would allow nothing to
+ fall from him, in such an extremity, that was not replete with good
+ example. I consequently took every care in my power to treasure what was
+ said. True it is, Monseigneur, as my memory is not only in itself very
+ short, but in this case affected by the trouble which I have undergone,
+ through so heavy and important a loss, that I have forgotten a number of
+ things which I should wish to have had known; but those which I recollect
+ shall be related to you as exactly as lies in my power. For to represent
+ in full measure his noble career suddenly arrested, to paint to you his
+ indomitable courage, in a body worn out and prostrated by pain and the
+ assaults of death, I confess, would demand a far better ability than mine:
+ because, although, when in former years he discoursed on serious and
+ important matters, he handled them in such a manner that it was difficult
+ to reproduce exactly what he said, yet his ideas and his words at the last
+ seemed to rival each other in serving him. For I am sure that I never knew
+ him give birth to such fine conceptions, or display so much eloquence, as
+ in the time of his sickness. If, Monseigneur, you blame me for introducing
+ his more ordinary observations, please to know that I do so advisedly; for
+ since they proceeded from him at a season of such great trouble, they
+ indicate the perfect tranquillity of his mind and thoughts to the last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On Monday, the 9th day of August 1563, on my return from the Court, I sent
+ an invitation to him to come and dine with me. He returned word that he
+ was obliged, but, being indisposed, he would thank me to do him the
+ pleasure of spending an hour with him before he started for Medoc. Shortly
+ after my dinner I went to him. He had laid himself down on the bed with
+ his clothes on, and he was already, I perceived, much changed. He
+ complained of diarrhoea, accompanied by the gripes, and said that he had
+ it about him ever since he played with M. d’Escars with nothing but
+ his doublet on, and that with him a cold often brought on such attacks. I
+ advised him to go as he had proposed, but to stay for the night at
+ Germignac, which is only about two leagues from the town. I gave him this
+ advice, because some houses, near to that where he was ping, were visited
+ by the plague, about which he was nervous since his return from Perigord
+ and the Agenois, here it had been raging; and, besides, horse exercise
+ was, from my own experience, beneficial under similar circumstances. He
+ set out, accordingly, with his wife and M. Bouillhonnas, his uncle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Early on the following morning, however, I had intelligence from Madame de
+ la Boetie, that in the night he had fresh and violent attack of dysentery.
+ She had called in physician and apothecary, and prayed me to lose no time
+ coming, which (after dinner) I did. He was delighted to see me; and when I
+ was going away, under promise to turn the following day, he begged me more
+ importunately and affectionately than he was wont to do, to give him as
+ such of my company as possible. I was a little affected; yet was about to
+ leave, when Madame de la Boetie, as if she foresaw something about to
+ happen, implored me with tears to stay the night. When I consented, he
+ seemed to grow more cheerful. I returned home the next day, and on the
+ Thursday I paid him another visit. He had become worse; and his loss of
+ blood from the dysentery, which reduced his strength very much, was
+ largely on the increase. I quitted his side on Friday, but on Saturday I
+ went to him, and found him very weak. He then gave me to understand that
+ his complaint was infectious, and, moreover, disagreeable and depressing;
+ and that he, knowing thoroughly my constitution, desired that I should
+ content myself with coming to see him now and then. On the contrary, after
+ that I never left his side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was only on the Sunday that he began to converse with me on any subject
+ beyond the immediate one of his illness, and what the ancient doctors
+ thought of it: we had not touched on public affairs, for I found at the
+ very outset that he had a dislike to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, on the Sunday, he had a fainting fit; and when he came to himself, he
+ told me that everything seemed to him confused, as if in a mist and in
+ disorder, and that, nevertheless, this visitation was not unpleasing to
+ him. “Death,” I replied, “has no worse sensation, my
+ brother.” “None so bad,” was his answer. He had had no
+ regular sleep since the beginning of his illness; and as he became worse
+ and worse, he began to turn his attention to questions which men commonly
+ occupy themselves with in the last extremity, despairing now of getting
+ better, and intimating as much to me. On that day, as he appeared in
+ tolerably good spirits, I took occasion to say to him that, in
+ consideration of the singular love I bore him, it would become me to take
+ care that his affairs, which he had conducted with such rare prudence in
+ his life, should not be neglected at present; and that I should regret it
+ if, from want of proper counsel, he should leave anything unsettled, not
+ only on account of the loss to his family, but also to his good name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He thanked me for my kindness; and after a little reflection, as if he was
+ resolving certain doubts in his own mind, he desired me to summon his
+ uncle and his wife by themselves, in order that he might acquaint them
+ with his testamentary dispositions. I told him that this would shock them.
+ “No, no,” he answered, “I will cheer them by making out
+ my case to be better than it is.” And then he inquired, whether we
+ were not all much taken by surprise at his having fainted? I replied, that
+ it was of no importance, being incidental to the complaint from which he
+ suffered. “True, my brother,” said he; “it would be
+ unimportant, even though it should lead to what you most dread.”
+ “For you,” I rejoined, “it might be a happy thing; but I
+ should be the loser, who would thereby be deprived of so great, so wise,
+ and so steadfast a friend, a friend whose place I should never see
+ supplied.” “It is very likely you may not,” was his
+ answer; “and be sure that one thing which makes me somewhat anxious
+ to recover, and to delay my journey to that place, whither I am already
+ half-way gone, is the thought of the loss both you and that poor man and
+ woman there (referring to his uncle and wife) must sustain; for I love
+ them with my whole heart, and I feel certain that they will find it very
+ hard to lose me. I should also regret it on account of such as have, in my
+ lifetime, valued me, and whose conversation I should like to have enjoyed
+ a little longer; and I beseech you, my brother, if I leave the world, to
+ carry to them for me an assurance of the esteem I entertained for them to
+ the last moment of my existence. My birth was, moreover, scarcely to so
+ little purpose but that, had I lived, I might have done some service to
+ the public; but, however this may be, I am prepared to submit to the will
+ of God, when it shall please Him to call me, being confident of enjoying
+ the tranquillity which you have foretold for me. As for you, my friend, I
+ feel sure that you are so wise, that you will control your emotions, and
+ submit to His divine ordinance regarding me; and I beg of you to see that
+ that good man and woman do not mourn for my departure unnecessarily.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He proceeded to inquire how they behaved at present. “Very well,”
+ said I, “considering the circumstances.” “Ah!” he
+ replied, “that is, so long as they do not abandon all hope of me;
+ but when that shall be the case, you will have a hard task to support
+ them.” It was owing to his strong regard for his wife and uncle that
+ he studiously disguised from them his own conviction as to the certainty
+ of his end, and he prayed me to do the same. When they were near him he
+ assumed an appearance of gaiety, and flattered them with hopes. I then
+ went to call them. They came, wearing as composed an air as possible; and
+ when we four were together, he addressed us, with an untroubled
+ countenance, as follows: “Uncle and wife, rest assured that no new
+ attack of my disease, or fresh doubt that I have as to my recovery, has
+ led me to take this step of communicating to you my intentions, for, thank
+ God, I feel very well and hopeful; but taught by observation and
+ experience the instability of all human things, and even of the life to
+ which we are so much attached, and which is, nevertheless, a mere bubble;
+ and knowing, moreover, that my state of health brings me more within the
+ danger of death, I have thought proper to settle my worldly affairs,
+ having the benefit of your advice.” Then addressing himself more
+ particularly to his uncle, “Good uncle,” said he, “if I
+ were to rehearse all the obligations under which I lie to you, I am sure
+ that I never should make an end. Let me only say that, wherever I have
+ been, and with whomsoever I have conversed, I have represented you as
+ doing for me all that a father could do for a son; both in the care with
+ which you tended my education, and in the zeal with which you pushed me
+ forward into public life, so that my whole existence is a testimony of
+ your good offices towards me. In short, I am indebted for all that I have
+ to you, who have been to me as a parent; and therefore I have no right to
+ part with anything, unless it be with your approval.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a general silence hereupon, and his uncle was prevented from
+ replying by tears and sobs. At last he said that whatever he thought for
+ the best would be agreeable to him; and as he intended to make him his
+ heir, he was at liberty to dispose of what would be his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he turned to his wife. “My image,” said he (for so he
+ often called her, there being some sort of relationship between them),
+ “since I have been united to you by marriage, which is one of the
+ most weighty and sacred ties imposed on us by God, for the purpose of
+ maintaining human society, I have continued to love, cherish, and value
+ you; and I know that you have returned my affection, for which I have no
+ sufficient acknowledgment. I beg you to accept such portion of my estate
+ as I bequeath to you, and be satisfied with it, though it is very
+ inadequate to your desert.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Afterwards he turned to me. “My brother,” he began, “for
+ whom I have so entire a love, and whom I selected out of so large a
+ number, thinking to revive with you that virtuous and sincere friendship
+ which, owing to the degeneracy of the age, has grown to be almost unknown
+ to us, and now exists only in certain vestiges of antiquity, I beg of you,
+ as a mark of my affection to you, to accept my library: a slender
+ offering, but given with a cordial will, and suitable to you, seeing that
+ you are fond of learning. It will be a memorial of your old companion.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he addressed all three of us. He blessed God that in his extremity he
+ had the happiness to be surrounded by those whom he held dearest in the
+ world, and he looked upon it as a fine spectacle, where four persons were
+ together, so unanimous in their feelings, and loving each other for each
+ other’s sake. He commended us one to the other; and proceeded thus:
+ “My worldly matters being arranged, I must now think of the welfare
+ of my soul. I am a Christian; I am a Catholic. I have lived one, and I
+ shall die one. Send for a priest; for I wish to conform to this last
+ Christian obligation.” He now concluded his discourse, which he had
+ conducted with such a firm face and with so distinct an utterance, that
+ whereas, when I first entered his room, he was feeble, inarticulate in his
+ speech, his pulse low and feverish, and his features pallid, now, by a
+ sort of miracle, he appeared to have rallied, and his pulse was so strong
+ that for the sake of comparison, I asked him to feel mine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I felt my heart so oppressed at this moment, that I had not the power to
+ make him any answer; but in the course of two or three hours, solicitous
+ to keep up his courage, and, likewise, out of the tenderness which I had
+ had all my life for his honour and fame, wishing a larger number of
+ witnesses to his admirable fortitude, I said to him, how much I was
+ ashamed to think that I lacked courage to listen to what he, so great a
+ sufferer, had the courage to deliver; that down to the present time I had
+ scarcely conceived that God granted us such command over human
+ infirmities, and had found a difficulty in crediting the examples I had
+ read in histories; but that with such evidence of the thing before my
+ eyes, I gave praise to God that it had shown itself in one so excessively
+ dear to me, and who loved me so entirely, and that his example would help
+ me to act in a similar manner when my turn came. Interrupting me, he
+ begged that it might happen so, and that the conversation which had passed
+ between us might not be mere words, but might be impressed deeply on our
+ minds, to be put in exercise at the first occasion; and that this was the
+ real object and aim of all philosophy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He then took my hand, and continued: “Brother, friend, there are
+ many acts of my life, I think, which have cost me as much difficulty as
+ this one is likely to do; and, after all, I have been long prepared for
+ it, and have my lesson by heart. Have I not lived long enough? I am just
+ upon thirty-three. By the grace of God, my days so far have known nothing
+ but health and happiness; but in the ordinary course of our unstable human
+ affairs, this could not have lasted much longer; it would have become time
+ for me to enter on graver avocations, and I should thus have involved
+ myself in numberless vexations, and, among them, the troubles of old age,
+ from which I shall now be exempt. Moreover, it is probable that hitherto
+ my life has been spent more simply, and with less of evil, than if God had
+ spared me, and I had survived to feel the thirst for riches and worldly
+ prosperity. I am sure, for my part, that I now go to God and the place of
+ the blessed.” He seemed to detect in my expression some inquietude
+ at his words; and he exclaimed, “What, my brother, would you make me
+ entertain apprehensions? Had I any, whom would it become so much as
+ yourself to remove them?”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The notary, who had been summoned to draw up his will, came in the
+ evening, and when he had the documents prepared, I inquired of La Boetie
+ if he would sign them. “Sign them,” cried he; “I will do
+ so with my own hand; but I could desire more time, for I feel exceedingly
+ timid and weak, and in a manner exhausted.” But when I was going to
+ change the conversation, he suddenly rallied, said he had but a short time
+ to live, and asked if the notary wrote rapidly, for he should dictate
+ without making any pause. The notary was called, and he dictated his will
+ there and then with such speed that the man could scarcely keep up with
+ him; and when he had done, he asked me to read it out, saying to me,
+ “What a good thing it is to look after what are called our riches.”
+ ‘Sunt haec, quoe hominibus vocantur bona’. As soon as the will
+ was signed, the chamber being full, he asked me if it would hurt him to
+ talk. I answered, that it would not, if he did not speak too loud. He then
+ summoned Mademoiselle de Saint Quentin, his niece, to him, and addressed
+ her thus: “Dear niece, since my earliest acquaintance with thee, I
+ have observed the marks of, great natural goodness in thee; but the
+ services which thou rendered to me, with so much affectionate diligence,
+ in my present and last necessity, inspire me with high hopes of thee; and
+ I am under great obligations to thee, and give thee most affectionate
+ thanks. Let me relieve my conscience by counselling thee to be, in the
+ first place, devout, to God: for this doubtless is our first duty, failing
+ which all others can be of little advantage or grace, but which, duly
+ observed, carries with it necessarily all other virtues. After God, thou
+ shouldest love thy father and mother&mdash;thy mother, my sister, whom I
+ regard as one of the best and most intelligent of women, and by whom I beg
+ of thee to let thy own life be regulated. Allow not thyself to be led away
+ by pleasures; shun, like the plague, the foolish familiarities thou seest
+ between some men and women; harmless enough at first, but which by
+ insidious degrees corrupt the heart, and thence lead it to negligence, and
+ then into the vile slough of vice. Credit me, the greatest safeguard to
+ female chastity is sobriety of demeanour. I beseech and direct that thou
+ often call to mind the friendship which was betwixt us; but I do not wish
+ thee to mourn for me too much&mdash;an injunction which, so far as it is
+ in my power, I lay on all my friends, since it might seem that by doing so
+ they felt a jealousy of that blessed condition in which I am about to be
+ placed by death. I assure thee, my dear, that if I had the option now of
+ continuing in life or of completing the voyage on which I have set out, I
+ should find it very hard to choose. Adieu, dear niece.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mademoiselle d’Arsat, his stepdaughter, was next called. He said to
+ her: “Daughter, you stand in no great need of advice from me,
+ insomuch as you have a mother, whom I have ever found most sagacious, and
+ entirely in conformity with my own opinions and wishes, and whom I have
+ never found faulty; with such a preceptress, you cannot fail to be
+ properly instructed. Do not account it singular that I, with no tie of
+ blood to you, am interested in you; for, being the child of one who is so
+ closely allied to me, I am necessarily concerned in what concerns you; and
+ consequently the affairs of your brother, M. d’Arsat, have ever been
+ watched by me with as much care as my own; nor perhaps will it be to your
+ disadvantage that you were my step-daughter. You enjoy sufficient store of
+ wealth and beauty; you are a lady of good family; it only remains for you
+ to add to these possessions the cultivation of your mind, in which I
+ exhort you not to fail. I do not think necessary to warn you against vice,
+ a thing so odious in women, for I would not even suppose that you could
+ harbour any inclination for it&mdash;nay, I believe that you hold the very
+ name in abhorrence. Dear daughter, farewell.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All in the room were weeping and lamenting; but he held without
+ interruption the thread of his discourse, which was pretty long. But when
+ he had done, he directed us all to leave the room, except the women
+ attendants, whom he styled his garrison. But first, calling to him my
+ brother, M. de Beauregard, he said to him: “M. de Beauregard, you
+ have my best thanks for all the care you have taken of me. I have now a
+ thing which I am very anxious indeed to mention to you, and with your
+ permission I will do so.” As my brother gave him encouragement to
+ proceed, he added: “I assure you that I never knew any man who
+ engaged in the reformation of our Church with greater sincerity,
+ earnestness, and single-heartedness than yourself. I consider that you
+ were led to it by observing the vicious character of our prelates, which
+ no doubt much requires setting in order, and by imperfections which time
+ has brought into our Church. It is not my desire at present discourage you
+ from this course, for I would have no one act in opposition to his
+ conscience; but I wish, having regard to the good repute acquired by your
+ family from its enduring concord&mdash;a family than which none can be
+ dearer to me; a family, thank God! no member of which has ever been guilty
+ of dishonour &mdash;in regard, further, to the will of your good father to
+ whom you owe so much, and of your, uncle, I wish you to avoid extreme
+ means; avoid harshness and violence: be reconciled with your relatives; do
+ not act apart, but unite. You perceive what disasters our quarrels have
+ brought upon this kingdom, and I anticipate still worse mischiefs; and in
+ your goodness and wisdom, beware of involving your family in such broils;
+ let it continue to enjoy its former reputation and happiness. M. de
+ Beauregard, take what I say in good part, and as a proof of the friendship
+ I feel for you. I postponed till now any communication with you on the
+ subject, and perhaps the condition in which you see me address you, may
+ cause my advice and opinion to carry greater authority.” My brother
+ expressed his thanks to him cordially.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the Monday morning he had become so ill that he quite despaired of
+ himself; and he said to me very pitifully: “Brother, do not you feel
+ pain for all the pain I am suffering? Do you not perceive now that the
+ help you give me has no other effect than that of lengthening my
+ suffering?”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shortly afterwards he fainted, and we all thought him gone; but by the
+ application of vinegar and wine he rallied. But he soon sank, and when he
+ heard us in lamentation, he murmured, “O God! who is it that teases
+ me so? Why did you break the agreeable repose I was enjoying? I beg of you
+ to leave me.” And then, when he caught the sound of my voice, he
+ continued: “And art thou, my brother, likewise unwilling to see me
+ at peace? O, how thou robbest me of my repose!” After a while, he
+ seemed to gain more strength, and called for wine, which he relished, and
+ declared it to be the finest drink possible. I, in order to change the
+ current of his thoughts, put in, “Surely not; water is the best.”
+ “Ah, yes,” he returned, “doubtless so;&mdash;(Greek
+ phrase)&mdash;.” He had now become, icy-cold at his extremities,
+ even to his face; a deathly perspiration was upon him, and his pulse was
+ scarcely perceptible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This morning he confessed, but the priest had omitted to bring with him
+ the necessary apparatus for celebrating Mass. On the Tuesday, however, M.
+ de la Boetie summoned him to aid him, as he said, in discharging the last
+ office of a Christian. After the conclusion of Mass, he took the
+ sacrament; when the priest was about to depart, he said to him: “Spiritual
+ father, I implore you humbly, as well as those over whom you are set, to
+ pray to the Almighty on my behalf; that, if it be decreed in heaven that I
+ am now to end my life, He will take compassion on my soul, and pardon me
+ my sins, which are manifold, it not being possible for so weak and poor a
+ creature as I to obey completely the will of such a Master; or, if He
+ think fit to keep me longer here, that it may please Him to release my
+ present extreme anguish, and to direct my footsteps in the right path,
+ that I may become a better man than I have been.” He paused to
+ recover breath a little; priest was about to go away, he called him back
+ and proceeded: “I desire to say, besides, in your hearing this: I
+ declare that I was christened and I have lived, and that so I wish to die,
+ in the faith which Moses preached in Egypt; which afterwards the
+ Patriarchs accepted and professed in Judaea; and which, in the course of
+ time, has been transmitted to France and to us.” He seemed desirous
+ of adding something more, but he ended with a request to his uncle and me
+ to send up prayers for him; “for those are,” he said, “the
+ best duties that Christians can fulfil one for another.” In the
+ course of talking, his shoulder was uncovered, and although a man-servant
+ stood near him, he asked his uncle to re-adjust the clothes. Then, turning
+ his eyes towards me, he said, “Ingenui est, cui multum debeas, ei
+ plurimum velle debere.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ M. de Belot called in the afternoon to see him, and M. de la Boetie,
+ taking his hand, said to him: “I was on the point of discharging my
+ debt, but my kind creditor has given me a little further time.” A
+ little while after, appearing to wake out of a sort of reverie, he uttered
+ words which he had employed once or twice before in the course of his
+ sickness: “Ah well, ah well, whenever the hour comes, I await it
+ with pleasure and fortitude.” And then, as they were holding his
+ mouth open by force to give him a draught, he observed to M. de Belot:
+ “An vivere tanti est?”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the evening approached, he began perceptibly to sink; and while I
+ supped, he sent for me to come, being no more than the shadow of a man,
+ or, as he put it himself, ‘non homo, sed species hominis’; and
+ he said to me with the utmost difficulty: “My brother, my friend,
+ please God I may realise the imaginations I have just enjoyed.”
+ Afterwards, having waited for some time while he remained silent, and by
+ painful efforts was drawing long sighs (for his tongue at this point began
+ to refuse its functions), I said, “What are they?” “Grand,
+ grand!” he replied. “I have never yet failed,” returned
+ I, “to have the honour of hearing your conceptions and imaginations
+ communicated to me; will you not now still let me enjoy them?”
+ “I would indeed,” he answered; “but, my brother, I am
+ not able to do so; they are admirable, infinite, and unspeakable.”
+ We stopped short there, for he could not go on. A little before, indeed,
+ he had shown a desire to speak to his wife, and had told her, with as gay
+ a countenance as he could contrive to assume, that he had a story to tell
+ her. And it seemed as if he was making an attempt to gain utterance; but,
+ his strength failing him, he begged a little wine to resuscitate it. It
+ was of no avail, for he fainted away suddenly, and was for some time
+ insensible. Having become so near a neighbour to death, and hearing the
+ sobs of Mademoiselle de la Boetie, he called her, and said to her thus:
+ “My own likeness, you grieve yourself beforehand; will you not have
+ pity on me? take courage. Assuredly, it costs me more than half the pain I
+ endure, to see you suffer; and reasonably so, because the evils which we
+ ourselves feel we do not actually ourselves suffer, but it certain
+ sentient faculties which God plants in us, that feel them: whereas what we
+ feel on account of others, we feel by consequence of a certain reasoning
+ process which goes on within our minds. But I am going away” &mdash;That
+ he said because his strength was failing him; and fearing that he had
+ frightened his wife, he resumed, observing: “I am going to sleep.
+ Good night, my wife; go thy way.” This was the last farewell he took
+ of her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After she had left, “My brother,” said he to me, “keep
+ near me, if you please;” and then feeling the advance of death more
+ pressing and more acute, or else the effect of some warm draught which
+ they had made him swallow, his voice grew stronger and clearer, and he
+ turned quite with violence in his bed, so that all began again to
+ entertain the hope which we had lost only upon witnessing his extreme
+ prostration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this stage he proceeded, among other things, to pray me again and
+ again, in a most affectionate manner, to give him a place; so that I was
+ apprehensive that his reason might be impaired, particularly when, on my
+ pointing out to him that he was doing himself harm, and that these were
+ not of the words of a rational man, he did not yield at first, but
+ redoubled his outcry, saying, “My brother, my brother! dost thou
+ then refuse me a place?” insomuch that he constrained me to
+ demonstrate to him that, as he breathed and spoke, and had his physical
+ being, therefore he had his place. “Yes, yes,” he responded,
+ “I have; but it is not that which I need; and, besides, when all is
+ said, I have no longer any existence.” “God,” I replied,
+ “will grant you a better one soon.” “Would it were now,
+ my brother,” was his answer. “It is now three days since I
+ have been eager to take my departure.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Being in this extremity, he frequently called me, merely to satisfy him
+ that I was at his side. At length, he composed himself a little to rest,
+ which strengthened our hopes; so much so, indeed, that I left the room,
+ and went to rejoice thereupon with Mademoiselle de la Boetie. But, an hour
+ or so afterwards, he called me by name once or twice, and then with a long
+ sigh expired at three o’clock on Wednesday morning, the 18th August
+ 1563, having lived thirty-two years, nine months, and seventeen days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ II.&mdash;&mdash;To Monseigneur, Monseigneur de MONTAIGNE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ [This letter is prefixed to Montaigne’s translation of the “Natural
+ Theology” of Raymond de Sebonde, printed at Paris in 1569.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In pursuance of the instructions which you gave me last year in your house
+ at Montaigne, Monseigneur, I have put into a French dress, with my own
+ hand, Raymond de Sebonde, that great Spanish theologian and philosopher;
+ and I have divested him, so far as I could, of that rough bearing and
+ barbaric appearance which you saw him wear at first; that, in my opinion,
+ he is now qualified to present himself in the best company. It is
+ perfectly possible that some fastidious persons will detect in the book
+ some trace of Gascon parentage; but it will be so much the more to their
+ discredit, that they allowed the task to devolve on one who is quite a
+ novice in these things. It is only right, Monseigneur, that the work
+ should come before the world under your auspices, since whatever
+ emendations and polish it may have received, are owing to you. Still I see
+ well that, if you think proper to balance accounts with the author, you
+ will find yourself much his debtor; for against his excellent and
+ religious discourses, his lofty and, so to speak, divine conceptions, you
+ will find that you will have to set nothing but words and phraseology; a
+ sort of merchandise so ordinary and commonplace, that whoever has the most
+ of it, peradventure is the worst off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Monseigneur, I pray God to grant you a very long and happy life. From
+ Paris, this 18th of June 1568. Your most humble and most obedient son,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE <a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ III.&mdash;&mdash;To Monsieur, Monsieur de LANSAC,
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[This letter appears to belong to 1570.]&mdash;Knight of the King’s
+ Order, Privy Councillor, Sub-controller of his Finance, and Captain of the
+ Cent Gardes of his Household.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MONSIEUR,&mdash;I send you the OEconomics of Xenophon, put into French by
+ the late M. de la Boetie,&mdash;[Printed at Paris, 8vo, 1571, and
+ reissued, with the addition of some notes, in 1572, with a fresh
+ title-page.]&mdash;a present which appears to me to be appropriate, as
+ well because it is the work of a gentleman of mark,&mdash;[Meaning
+ Xenophon.]&mdash;a man illustrious in war and peace, as because it has
+ taken its second shape from a personage whom I know to have been held by
+ you in affectionate regard during his life. This will be an inducement to
+ you to continue to cherish towards his memory, your good opinion and
+ goodwill. And to be bold with you, Monsieur, do not fear to increase these
+ sentiments somewhat; for, as you had knowledge of his high qualities only
+ in his public capacity, it rests with me to assure you how many endowments
+ he possessed beyond your personal experience of him. He did me the honour,
+ while he lived, and I count it amongst the most fortunate circumstances in
+ my own career, to have with me a friendship so close and so intricately
+ knit, that no movement, impulse, thought, of his mind was kept from me,
+ and if I have not formed a right judgment of him, I must suppose it to be
+ from my own want of scope. Indeed, without exaggeration, he was so nearly
+ a prodigy, that I am afraid of not being credited when I speak of him,
+ even though I should keep much within the mark of my own actual knowledge.
+ And for this time, Monsieur, I shall content myself with praying you, for
+ the honour and respect we owe to truth, to testify and believe that our
+ Guienne never beheld his peer among the men of his vocation. Under the
+ hope, therefore, that you will pay him his just due, and in order to
+ refresh him in your memory, I present you this book, which will answer for
+ me that, were it not for the insufficiency of my power, I would offer you
+ as willingly something of my own, as an acknowledgment of the obligations
+ I owe to you, and of the ancient favour and friendship which you have
+ borne towards the members of our house. But, Monsieur, in default of
+ better coin, I offer you in payment the assurance of my desire to do you
+ humble service.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Monsieur, I pray God to have you in His keeping. Your obedient servant,
+ MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ IV.&mdash;&mdash;To Monsieur, Monsieur de MESMES, Lord of Roissy and
+ Malassize, Privy
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Councillor to the King.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MONSIEUR,&mdash;It is one of the most conspicuous follies committed by
+ men, to employ the strength of their understanding in overturning and
+ destroying those opinions which are commonly received among us, and which
+ afford us satisfaction and content; for while everything beneath heaven
+ employs the ways and means placed at its disposal by nature for the
+ advancement and commodity of its being, these, in order to appear of a
+ more sprightly and enlightened wit, not accepting anything which has not
+ been tried and balanced a thousand times with the most subtle reasoning,
+ sacrifice their peace of mind to doubt, uneasiness, and feverish
+ excitement. It is not without reason that childhood and simplicity have
+ been recommended by holy writ itself. For my part, I prefer to be quiet
+ rather than clever: give me content, even if I am not to be so wide in my
+ range. This is the reason, Monsieur, why, although persons of an ingenious
+ turn laugh at our care as to what will happen after our own time, for
+ instance, to our souls, which, lodged elsewhere, will lose all
+ consciousness of what goes on here below, yet I consider it to be a great
+ consolation for the frailty and brevity of life, to reflect that we have
+ the power of prolonging it by reputation and fame; and I embrace very
+ readily this pleasant and favourable notion original with our being,
+ without inquiring too critically how or why it is. Insomuch that having
+ loved, beyond everything, the late M. de la Boetie, the greatest man, in
+ my judgment, of our age, I should think myself very negligent of my duty
+ if I failed, to the utmost of my power, to prevent such a name as his, and
+ a memory so richly meriting remembrance, from falling into oblivion; and
+ if I did not use my best endeavour to keep them fresh. I believe that he
+ feels something of what I do on his behalf, and that my services touch and
+ rejoice him. In fact, he lives in my heart so vividly and so wholly, that
+ I am loath to believe him committed to the dull ground, or altogether cast
+ off from communication with us. Therefore, Monsieur, since every new light
+ I can shed on him and his name, is so much added to his second period of
+ existence, and, moreover, since his name is ennobled and honoured by the
+ place which receives it, it falls to me not only to extend it as widely as
+ I can, but to confide it to the keeping of persons of honour and virtue;
+ among whom you hold such a rank, that, to afford you the opportunity of
+ receiving this new guest, and giving him good entertainment, I decided on
+ presenting to you this little work, not for any profit you are likely to
+ derive from it, being well aware that you do not need to have Plutarch and
+ his companions interpreted to you&mdash;but it is possible that Madame de
+ Roissy, reading in it the order of her household management and of your
+ happy accord painted to the life, will be pleased to see how her own
+ natural inclination has not only reached but surpassed the theories of the
+ wisest philosophers, regarding the duties and laws of the wedded state.
+ And, at all events, it will be always an honour to me, to be able to do
+ anything which shall be for the pleasure of you and yours, on account of
+ the obligation under which I lie to serve you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Monsieur, I pray God to grant you a long and happy life. From Montaigne,
+ this 30th April 1570. Your humble servant, MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ V.&mdash;&mdash;To Monsieur, Monsieur de L’HOSPITAL, Chancellor of
+ France
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ MONSEIGNEUR,&mdash;I am of the opinion that persons such as you, to whom
+ fortune and reason have committed the charge of public affairs, are not
+ more inquisitive in any point than in ascertaining the character of those
+ in office under you; for no society is so poorly furnished, but that, if a
+ proper distribution of authority be used, it has persons sufficient for
+ the discharge of all official duties; and when this is the case, nothing
+ is wanting to make a State perfect in its constitution. Now, in proportion
+ as this is so much to be desired, so it is the more difficult of
+ accomplishment, since you cannot have eyes to embrace a multitude so large
+ and so widely extended, nor to see to the bottom of hearts, in order that
+ you may discover intentions and consciences, matters principally to be
+ considered; so that there has never been any commonwealth so well
+ organised, in which we might not detect often enough defect in such a
+ department or such a choice; and in those systems, where ignorance and
+ malice, favouritism, intrigue, and violence govern, if any selection
+ happens to be made on the ground of merit and regularity, we may doubtless
+ thank Fortune, which, in its capricious movements, has for once taken the
+ path of reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This consideration, Monseigneur, often consoled me, when I beheld M.
+ Etienne de la Boetie, one of the fittest men for high office in France,
+ pass his whole life without employment and notice, by his domestic hearth,
+ to the singular detriment of the public; for, so far as he was concerned,
+ I may assure you, Monseigneur, that he was so rich in those treasures
+ which defy fortune, that never was man more satisfied or content. I know,
+ indeed, that he was raised to the dignities connected with his
+ neighbourhood&mdash;dignities accounted considerable; and I know also,
+ that no one ever acquitted himself better of them; and when he died at the
+ age of thirty-two, he enjoyed a reputation in that way beyond all who had
+ preceded him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But for all that, it is no reason that a man should be left a common
+ soldier, who deserves to become a captain; nor to assign mean functions to
+ those who are perfectly equal to the highest. In truth, his powers were
+ badly economised and too sparingly employed; insomuch that, over and above
+ his actual work, there was abundant capacity lying idle which might have
+ been called into service, both to the public advantage and his own private
+ glory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Therefore, Monseigneur, since he was so indifferent to his own fame (for
+ virtue and ambition, unfortunately, seldom lodge together), and since he
+ lived in an age when others were too dull or too jealous to witness to his
+ character, I have it marvellously at heart that his memory, at all events,
+ to which I owe the good offices of a friend, should enjoy the recompense
+ of his brave life; and that it should survive in the good report of men of
+ honour and virtue. On this account, sir, I have been desirous to bring to
+ light, and present to you, such few Latin verses as he left behind.
+ Different from the builder, who places the most attractive, portion of his
+ house towards the street, and to the draper, who displays in his window
+ his best goods, that which was most precious in my friend, the juice and
+ marrow of his genius, departed with him, and there have remained to us but
+ the bark and the leaves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The exactly regulated movements of his mind, his piety, his virtue, his
+ justice, his vivacity, the solidity and soundness of his judgment, the
+ loftiness of his ideas, raised so far above the common level, his
+ learning, the grace which accompanied his most ordinary actions, the
+ tender affection he had for his miserable country, and his supreme and
+ sworn detestation of all vice, but principally of that villainous traffic
+ which disguises itself under the honourable name of justice, should
+ certainly impress all well-disposed persons with a singular love towards
+ him, and an extraordinary regret for his loss. But, sir, I am unable to do
+ justice to all these qualities; and of the fruit of his own studies it had
+ not entered into his mind to leave any proof to posterity; all that
+ remains, is the little which, as a pastime, he did at intervals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However this may be, I beg you, sir, to receive it kindly; and as our
+ judgment of great things is many times formed from lesser things, and as
+ even the recreations of illustrious men carry with them, to intelligent
+ observers, some honourable traits of their origin, I would have you form
+ from this, some knowledge of him, and hence lovingly cherish his name and
+ his memory. In this, sir, you will only reciprocate the high opinion which
+ he had of your virtue, and realise what he infinitely desired in his
+ lifetime; for there was no one in the world in whose acquaintance and
+ friendship he would have been so happy to see himself established, as in
+ your own. But if any man is offended by the freedom which I use with the
+ belongings of another, I can tell him that nothing which has been written
+ or been laid down, even in the schools of philosophy, respecting the
+ sacred duties and rights of friendship, could give an adequate idea of the
+ relations which subsisted between this personage and myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Moreover, sir, this slender gift, to make two throws of one stone at the
+ same time, may likewise serve, if you please, to testify the honour and
+ respect which I entertain for your ability and high qualities; for as to
+ those gifts which are adventitious and accidental, it is not to my taste
+ to take them into account.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sir, I pray God to grant you a very happy and a very long life. From
+ Montaigne, this 30th of April 1570.&mdash;Your humble and obedient
+ servant,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE. <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VI.&mdash;&mdash;To Monsieur, Monsieur de Folx, Privy Councillor, and
+ Ambassador of His Majesty to the Signory of Venice.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ &mdash;[ Printed before the ‘Vers Francois’ of Etienne de la
+ Boetie, 8vo, Paris, 1572.]
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ SIR,&mdash;Being on the point of commending to you and to posterity the
+ memory of the late Etienne de la Boetie, as well for his extreme virtue as
+ for the singular affection which he bore to me, it struck me as an
+ indiscretion very serious in its results, and meriting some coercion from
+ our laws, the practice which often prevails of robbing virtue of glory,
+ its faithful associate, in order to confer it, in accordance with our
+ private interests and without discrimination, on the first comer; seeing
+ that our two principal guiding reins are reward and punishment, which only
+ touch us properly, and as men, through the medium of honour and dishonour,
+ forasmuch as these penetrate the mind, and come home to our most intimate
+ feelings: just where animals themselves are susceptible, more or less, to
+ all other kinds of recompense and corporal chastisement. Moreover, it is
+ well to notice that the custom of praising virtue, even in those who are
+ no longer with us, impalpable as it is to them, serves as a stimulant to
+ the living to imitate their example; just as capital sentences are carried
+ out by the law, more for the sake of warning to others, than in relation
+ to those who suffer. Now, commendation and its opposite being analogous as
+ regards effects, we cannot easily deny the fact, that although the law
+ prohibits one man from slandering the reputation of another, it does not
+ prevent us from bestowing reputation without cause. This pernicious
+ licence in respect to the distribution of praise, has formerly been
+ confined in its area of operations; and it may be the reason why poetry
+ once lost favour with the more judicious. However this may be, it cannot
+ be concealed that the vice of falsehood is one very unbecoming in
+ gentleman, let it assume what guise it will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for that personage of whom I am speaking to you, sir he leads me far
+ away indeed from this kind of language; for the danger in his case is not,
+ lest I should lend him anything, but that I might take something from him;
+ and it is his ill-fortune that, while he has supplied me, so far as ever a
+ man could, with just and obvious opportunities for commendation, I find
+ myself unable and unqualified to render it to him &mdash;I, who am his
+ debtor for so many vivid communications, and who alone have it in my power
+ to answer for a million of accomplishments, perfections, and virtues,
+ latent (thanks to his unkind stars) in so noble a soul. For the nature of
+ things having (I know not how) permitted that truth, fair and acceptable&mdash;as
+ it may be of itself, is only embraced where there are arts of persuasion,
+ to insinuate it into our minds, I see myself so wanting, both in authority
+ to support my simple testimony, and in the eloquence requisite for lending
+ it value and weight, that I was on the eve of relinquishing the task,
+ having nothing of his which would enable me to exhibit to the world a
+ proof of his genius and knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In truth, sir, having been overtaken by his fate in the flower of his age,
+ and in the full enjoyment of the most vigorous health, it had been his
+ design to publish some day works which would have demonstrated to
+ posterity what sort of a man he was; and, peradventure, he was indifferent
+ enough to fame, having formed such a plan in his head, to proceed no
+ further in it. But I have come to the conclusion, that it was far more
+ excusable in him to bury with him all his rare endowments, than it would
+ be on my part to bury also with me the knowledge of them which I had
+ acquired from him; and, therefore, having collected with care all the
+ remains which I found scattered here and there among his papers, I intend
+ to distribute them so as to recommend his memory to as many persons as
+ possible, selecting the most suitable and worthy of my acquaintance, and
+ those whose testimony might do him greatest honour: such as you, sir, who
+ may very possibly have had some knowledge of him during his life, but
+ assuredly too slight to discover the perfect extent of his worth.
+ Posterity may credit me, if it chooses, when I swear upon my conscience,
+ that I knew and saw him to be such as, all things considered, I could
+ neither desire nor imagine a genius surpassing his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I beg you very humbly, sir, not only to take his name under your general
+ protection, but also these ten or twelve French stanzas, which lay
+ themselves, as of necessity, under shadow of your patronage. For I will
+ not disguise from you, that their publication was deferred, upon the
+ appearance of his other writings, under the pretext (as it was alleged
+ yonder at Paris) that they were too crude to come to light. You will
+ judge, sir, how much truth there is in this; and since it is thought that
+ hereabout nothing can be produced in our own dialect but what is barbarous
+ and unpolished, it falls to you, who, besides your rank as the first house
+ in Guienne, indeed down from your ancestors, possess every other sort of
+ qualification, to establish, not merely by your example, but by your
+ authoritative testimony, that such is not always the case: the more so
+ that, though ‘tis more natural with the Gascons to act than talk,
+ yet sometimes they employ the tongue more than the arm, and wit in place
+ of valour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my own part; sir, it is not in my way to judge of such matters; but I
+ have heard persons who are supposed to understand them, say that these
+ stanzas are not only worthy to be presented in the market-place, but,
+ independently of that, as regards beauty and wealth of invention, they are
+ full of marrow and matter as any compositions of the kind, which have
+ appeared in our language. Naturally each workman feels himself more strong
+ in some special part his art, and those are to be regarded as most
+ fortunate, who lay hands on the noblest, for all the parts essential to
+ the construction of any whole are not equally precious. We find elsewhere,
+ perhaps, greater delicacy phrase, greater softness and harmony of
+ language; but imaginative grace, and in the store of pointed wit, I do not
+ think he has been surpassed; and we should take the account that he made
+ these things neither his occupation nor his study, and that he scarcely
+ took a pen in his hand more than once a year, as is shown by the very
+ slender quantity of his remains. For you see here, sir, green wood and
+ dry, without any sort of selection, all that has come into my possession;
+ insomuch that there are among the rest efforts even of his boyhood. In
+ point of fact, he seems to have written them merely to show that he was
+ capable of dealing with all subjects: for otherwise, thousands of times,
+ in the course of ordinary conversation, I have heard things drop from him
+ infinitely more worthy of being admired, infinitely more worthy of being
+ preserved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such, sir, is what justice and affection, forming in this instance a rare
+ conjunction, oblige me to say of this great and good man; and if I have at
+ all offended by the freedom which I have taken in addressing myself to you
+ on such a subject at such a length, be pleased to recollect that the
+ principal result of greatness and eminence is to lay one open to
+ importunate appeals on behalf of the rest of the world. Herewith, after
+ desiring you to accept my affectionate devotion to your service, I beseech
+ God to vouchsafe you, sir, a fortunate and prolonged life. From Montaigne,
+ this 1st of September 1570.&mdash;Your obedient servant,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE. <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VII.&mdash;&mdash;To Mademoiselle de MONTAIGNE, my Wife.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[Printed as a preface to the “Consolation of Plutarch to his
+ Wife,” published by Montaigne, with several other tracts by La
+ Boetie, about 1571.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MY WIFE,&mdash;You understand well that it is not proper for a man of the
+ world, according to the rules of this our time, to continue to court and
+ caress you; for they say that a sensible person may take a wife indeed,
+ but that to espouse her is to act like a fool. Let them talk; I adhere for
+ my part the custom of the good old days; I also wear my hair as it used to
+ be then; and, in truth, novelty costs this poor country up to the present
+ moment so dear (and I do not know whether we have reached the highest
+ pitch yet), that everywhere and in everything I renounce the fashion. Let
+ us live, my wife, you and I, in the old French method. Now, you may
+ recollect that the late M. de la Boetie, my brother and inseparable
+ companion, gave me, on his death-bed, all his books and papers, which have
+ remained ever since the most precious part of my effects. I do not wish to
+ keep them niggardly to myself alone, nor do I deserve to have the
+ exclusive use of them; so that I have resolved to communicate them to my
+ friends; and because I have none, I believe, more particularly intimate
+ you, I send you the Consolatory Letter written by Plutarch to his Wife,
+ translated by him into French; regretting much that fortune has made it so
+ suitable a present you, and that, having had but one child, and that a
+ daughter, long looked for, after four years of your married life it was
+ your lot to lose her in the second year of her age. But I leave to
+ Plutarch the duty of comforting you, acquainting you with your duty
+ herein, begging you to put your faith in him for my sake; for he will
+ reveal to you my own ideas, and will express the matter far better than I
+ should myself. Hereupon, my wife, I commend myself very heartily to your
+ good will, and pray God to have you in His keeping. From Paris, this 10th
+ September 1570.&mdash;Your good husband,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE. <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VIII.&mdash;&mdash;To Monsieur DUPUY,
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[This is probably the Claude Dupuy, born at Paris in 1545, and one
+ of the fourteen judges sent into Guienne after the treaty of Fleix in
+ 1580. It was perhaps under these circumstances that Montaigne addressed to
+ him the present letter.]&mdash;the King’s Councillor in his Court
+ and Parliament of Paris.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MONSIEUR,&mdash;The business of the Sieur de Verres, a prisoner, who is
+ extremely well known to me, deserves, in the arrival at a decision, the
+ exercise of the clemency natural to you, if, in the public interest, you
+ can fairly call it into play. He has done a thing not only excusable,
+ according to the military laws of this age, but necessary and (as we are
+ of opinion) commendable. He committed the act, without doubt, unwillingly
+ and under pressure; there is no other passage of his life which is open to
+ reproach. I beseech you, sir, to lend the matter your attentive
+ consideration; you will find the character of it as I represent it to you.
+ He is persecuted on this crime, in a way which is far worse than the
+ offence itself. If it is likely to be of use to him, I desire to inform
+ you that he is a man brought up in my house, related to several
+ respectable families, and a person who, having led an honourable life, is
+ my particular friend. By saving him you lay me under an extreme
+ obligation. I beg you very humbly to regard him as recommended by me, and,
+ after kissing your hands, I pray God, sir, to grant you a long and happy
+ life. From Castera, this 23d of April 1580. Your affectionate servant,
+ MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ IX.&mdash;&mdash;To the Jurats of Bordeaux.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[Published from the original among the archives of the town of
+ Bordeaux, M. Gustave Brunet in the Bulletin du Bibliophile, July 1839.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ GENTLEMEN,&mdash;I trust that the journey of Monsieur de Cursol will be of
+ advantage to the town. Having in hand a case so just and so favourable,
+ you did all in your power to put the business in good trim; and matters
+ being so well situated, I beg you to excuse my absence for some little
+ time longer, and I will abridge my stay so far as the pressure of my
+ affairs permits. I hope that the delay will be short; however, you will
+ keep me, if you please, in your good grace, and will command me, if the
+ occasion shall arise, in employing me in the public service and in yours.
+ Monsieur de Cursol has also written to me and apprised me of his journey.
+ I humbly commend myself to you, and pray God, gentlemen, to grant you long
+ and happy life. From Montaigne, this 21st of May 1582. Your humble brother
+ and servant, MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ X.&mdash;&mdash;To the same.
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ &mdash;[The original is among the archives of Toulouse.]
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ GENTLEMEN,&mdash;I have taken my fair share of the satisfaction which you
+ announce to me as feeling at the good despatch of your business, as
+ reported to you by your deputies, and I regard it as a favourable sign
+ that you have made such an auspicious commencement of the year. I hope to
+ join you at the earliest convenient opportunity. I recommend myself very
+ humbly to your gracious consideration, and pray God to grant you,
+ gentlemen, a happy and long life. From Montaigne, this 8th February 1585.
+ Your humble brother and servant, MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0013" id="link2H_4_0013">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ XI.&mdash;&mdash;To the same.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ GENTLEMEN,&mdash;I have here received news of you from M. le Marechal. I
+ will not spare either my life or anything else for your service, and will
+ leave it to your judgment whether the assistance I might be able to render
+ by my presence at the forthcoming election, would be worth the risk I
+ should run by going into the town, seeing the bad state it is in, &mdash;[This
+ refers to the plague then raging, and which carried off 14,000 persons at
+ Bordeaux.]&mdash;particularly for people coming away from so fine an air
+ as this is where I am. I will draw as near to you on Wednesday as I can,
+ that is, to Feuillas, if the malady has not reached that place, where, as
+ I write to M. de la Molte, I shall be very pleased to have the honour of
+ seeing one of you to take your directions, and relieve myself of the
+ credentials which M. le Marechal will give me for you all: commending
+ myself hereupon humbly to your good grace, and praying God to grant you,
+ gentlemen, long and happy life. At Libourne, this 30th of July 1585. Your
+ humble servant and brother, MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ XII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[“According to Dr. Payen, this letter belongs to 1588. Its
+ authenticity has been called in question; but wrongly, in our opinion. See
+ ‘Documents inedits’, 1847, p. 12.”&mdash;Note in ‘Essais’,
+ ed. Paris, 1854, iv. 381. It does not appear to whom the letter was
+ addressed.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MONSEIGNEUR,&mdash;You have heard of our baggage being taken from us under
+ our eyes in the forest of Villebois: then, after a good deal of discussion
+ and delay, of the capture being pronounced illegal by the Prince. We dared
+ not, however, proceed on our way, from an uncertainty as to the safety of
+ our persons, which should have been clearly expressed on our passports.
+ The League has done this, M. de Barrant and M. de la Rochefocault; the
+ storm has burst on me, who had my money in my box. I have recovered none
+ of it, and most of my papers and cash&mdash;[The French word is hardes,
+ which St. John renders things. But compare Chambers’s “Domestic
+ Annals of Scotland,” 2d ed. i. 48.]&mdash;remain in their
+ possession. I have not seen the Prince. Fifty were lost . . . as for the
+ Count of Thorigny, he lost some ver plate and a few articles of clothing.
+ He diverged from his route to pay a visit to the mourning ladies at
+ Montresor, where are the remains of his two brothers and his grandmother,
+ and came to us again in this town, whence we shall resume our journey
+ shortly. The journey to Normandy is postponed. The King has despatched MM.
+ De Bellieure and de la Guiche to M. de Guise to summon him to court; we
+ shall be there on Thursday.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From Orleans, this 16th of February, in the morning [1588-9?].&mdash;Your
+ very humble servant, MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0015" id="link2H_4_0015">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ XIII.&mdash;&mdash;To Mademoiselle PAULMIER.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[This letter, at the time of the publication of the variorum
+ edition of 1854, appears to have been in private hands. See vol. iv. p.
+ 382.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MADEMOISELLE,&mdash;My friends know that, from the first moment of our
+ acquaintance, I have destined a copy of my book for you; for I feel that
+ you have done it much honour. The courtesy of M. Paulmier would deprive me
+ of the pleasure of giving it to you now, for he has obliged me since a
+ great deal beyond the worth of my book. You will accept it then, if you
+ please, as having been yours before I owed it to you, and will confer on
+ me the favour of loving it, whether for its own sake or for mine; and I
+ will keep my debt to M. Paulmier undischarged, that I may requite him, if
+ I have at some other time the means of serving him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0016" id="link2H_4_0016">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ XIV.&mdash;&mdash;To the KING, HENRY IV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[The original is in the French national library, in the Dupuy
+ collection. It was first discovered by M. Achille Jubinal, who printed it
+ with a facsimile of the entire autograph, in 1850. St. John gives the date
+ wrongly as the 1st January 1590.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SIRE, It is to be above the weight and crowd of your great and important
+ affairs, to know, as you do, how to lend yourself, and attend to small
+ matters in their turn, according to the duty of your royal dignity, which
+ exposes you at all times to every description and degree of person and
+ employment. Yet, that your Majesty should have deigned to consider my
+ letter, and direct a reply to be made to it, I prefer to owe, less to your
+ strong understanding, than to your kindness of heart. I have always looked
+ forward to your enjoyment of your present fortune, and you may recollect
+ that, even when I had to make confession of itto my cure, I viewed your
+ successes with satisfaction: now, with the greater propriety and freedom,
+ I embrace them affectionately. They serve you where you are as positive
+ matters of fact; but they serve us here no less by the fame which they
+ diffuse: the echo carries as much weight as the blow. We should not be
+ able to derive from the justice of your cause such powerful arguments for
+ the maintenance and reduction of your subjects, as we do from the reports
+ of the success of your undertaking; and then I have to assure your
+ Majesty, that the recent changes to your advantage, which you observe
+ hereabouts, the prosperous issue of your proceedings at Dieppe, have
+ opportunely seconded the honest zeal and marvellous prudence of M. the
+ Marshal de Matignon, from whom I flatter myself that you do not receive
+ day by day accounts of such good and signal services without remembering
+ my assurances and expectations. I look to the next summer, not only for
+ fruits which we may eat, but for those to grow out of our common
+ tranquillity, and that it will pass over our heads with the same even
+ tenor of happiness, dissipating, like its predecessors, all the fine
+ promises with which your adversaries sustain the spirits of their
+ followers. The popular inclinations resemble a tidal wave; if the current
+ once commences in your favour, it will go on of its own force to the end.
+ I could have desired much that the private gain of the soldiers of your
+ army, and the necessity for satisfying them, had not deprived you,
+ especially in this principal town, of the glorious credit of treating your
+ mutinous subjects, in the midst of victory, with greater clemency than
+ their own protectors, and that, as distinguished from a passing and
+ usurped repute, you could have shown them to be really your own, by the
+ exercise of a protection truly paternal and royal. In the conduct of such
+ affairs as you have in hand, men are obliged to have recourse to unusual
+ expedients. It is always seen that they are surmounted by their magnitude
+ and difficulty; it not being found easy to complete the conquest by arms
+ and force, the end has been accomplished by clemency and generosity,
+ excellent lures to draw men particularly towards the just and legitimate
+ side. If there is to be severity and punishment, let it be deferred till
+ success has been assured. A great conqueror of past times boasts that he
+ gave his enemies as great an inducement to love him, as his friends. And
+ here we feel already some effect of the favourable impression produced
+ upon our rebellious towns by the contrast between their rude treatment,
+ and that of those which are loyal to you. Desiring your Majesty a
+ happiness more tangible and less hazardous, and that you may be beloved
+ rather than feared by your people, and believing that your welfare and
+ theirs are of necessity knit together, I rejoice to think that the
+ progress which you make is one towards more practicable conditions of
+ peace, as well as towards victory!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sire, your letter of the last of November came to my hand only just now,
+ when the time which it pleased you to name for meeting you at Tours had
+ already passed. I take it as a singular favour that you should have
+ deigned to desire a visit from so useless a person, but one who is wholly
+ yours, and more so even by affection than from duty. You have acted very
+ commendably in adapting yourself, in the matter of external forms, to your
+ new fortunes; but the preservation of your old affability and frankness in
+ private intercourse is entitled to an equal share of praise. You have
+ condescended to take thought for my age, no less than for the desire which
+ I have to see you, where you may be at rest from these laborious
+ agitations. Will not that be soon at Paris, Sire? and may nothing prevent
+ me from presenting myself there!&mdash;Your very humble and very obedient
+ servant and subject, MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From Montaigne, this 18th of January 1590.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0017" id="link2H_4_0017">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ XV.&mdash;&mdash;To the same.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[ This letter is also in the national collection, among the Dupuy
+ papers. It was first printed in the “Journal de l’Instruction
+ Publique,” 4th November 1846.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SIRE,&mdash;The letter which it pleased your majesty to write to me on the
+ 20th of July, was not delivered to me till this morning, and found me laid
+ up with a very violent tertian ague, a complaint very common in this part
+ of the country during the last month. Sire, I consider myself greatly
+ honoured by the receipt of your commands, and I have not omitted to
+ communicate to M. the Marshal de Matignon three times most emphatically my
+ intention and obligation to proceed to him, and even so far as to indicate
+ the route by which I proposed to join him secretly, if he thought proper.
+ Having received no answer, I consider that he has weighed the difficulty
+ and risk of the journey to me. Sire, your Majesty dill do me the favour to
+ believe, if you please, that I shall never complain of the expense on
+ occasions where I should not hesitate to devote my life. I have never
+ derived any substantial benefit whatever from the bounty of kings, which I
+ have neither sought nor merited; nor have I had any recompense for the
+ services which I have performed for them: whereof your majesty is in part
+ aware. What I have done for your predecessors I shall do still more
+ readily for you. I am as rich, Sire, as I desire to be. When I shall have
+ exhausted my purse in attendance on your Majesty at Paris, I will take the
+ liberty to tell you, and then, if you should regard me as worthy of being
+ retained any longer in your suite, you will find me more modest in my
+ claims upon you than the humblest of your officers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sire, I pray God for your prosperity and health. Your very humble and very
+ obedient servant and subject, MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From Montaigne, this 2d of September 1590.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0018" id="link2H_4_0018">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ XVI.&mdash;&mdash;To the Governor of Guienne.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ MONSEIGNEUR,&mdash;I have received this morning your letter, which I have
+ communicated to M. de Gourgues, and we have dined together at the house of
+ M.[the mayor] of Bourdeaux. As to the inconvenience of transporting the
+ money named in your memorandum, you see how difficult a thing it is to
+ provide for; but you may be sure that we shall keep as close a watch over
+ it as possible. I used every exertion to discover the man of whom you
+ spoke. He has not been here; and M. de Bordeaux has shown me a letter in
+ which he mentions that he could not come to see the Director of Bordeaux,
+ as he intended, having been informed that you mistrust him. The letter is
+ of the day before yesterday. If I could have found him, I might perhaps
+ have pursued the gentler course, being uncertain of your views; but I
+ entreat you nevertheless to feel no manner of doubt that I refuse to carry
+ out any wishes of yours, and that, where your commands are concerned, I
+ know no distinction of person or matter. I hope that you have in Guienne
+ many as well affected to you as I am. They report that the Nantes galleys
+ are advancing towards Brouage. M. the Marshal de Biron has not yet left.
+ Those who were charged to convey the message to M. d’Usee say that
+ they cannot find him; and I believe that, if he has been here, he is so no
+ longer. We keep a vigilant eye on our gates and guards, and we look after
+ them a little more attentively in your absence, which makes me
+ apprehensive, not merely on account of the preservation of the town, but
+ likewise for your oven sake, knowing that the enemies of the king feel how
+ necessary you are to his service, and how ill we should prosper without
+ you. I am afraid that, in the part where you are, you will be overtaken by
+ so many affairs requiring your attention on every side, that it will take
+ you a long time and involve great difficulty before you have disposed of
+ everything. If there is any important news, I will despatch an express at
+ once, and you may conclude that nothing is stirring if you do not hear
+ from me: at the same time begging you to bear in mind that movements of
+ this kind are wont to be so sudden and unexpected that, if they occur,
+ they will grasp me by the throat, before they say a word. I will do what I
+ can to collect news, and for this purpose I will make a point of visiting
+ and seeing men of every shade of opinion. Down to the present time nothing
+ is stirring. M. de Londel has seen me this morning, and we have been
+ arranging for some advances for the place, where I shall go to-morrow
+ morning. Since I began this letter, I have learnt from Chartreux that two
+ gentlemen, describing themselves as in the service of M. de Guise, and
+ coming from Agen, have passed near Chartreux; but I was not able to
+ ascertain which road they have taken. They are expecting you at Agen. The
+ Sieur de Mauvesin came as far as Canteloup, and thence returned, having
+ got some intelligence. I am in search of one Captain Rous, to whom . . .
+ wrote, trying to draw him into his cause by all sorts of promises. The
+ rumour of the two Nantes galleys ready to descend on Brouage is confirmed
+ as certain; they carry two companies of foot. M. de Mercure is at Nantes.
+ The Sieur de la Courbe said to M. the President Nesmond that M. d’Elbeuf
+ is on this side of Angiers, and lodges with his father. He is drawing
+ towards Lower Poictou with 4000 foot and 400 or 500 horse, having been
+ reinforced by the troops of M. de Brissac and others, and M. de Mercure is
+ to join him. The report goes also that M. du Maine is about to take the
+ command of all the forces they have collected in Auvergne, and that he
+ will cross Le Foret to advance on Rouergue and us, that is to say, on the
+ King of Navarre, against whom all this is being directed. M. de Lansac is
+ at Bourg, and has two war vessels, which remain in attendance on him. His
+ functions are naval. I tell you what I learn, and mix up together the more
+ or less probable hearsay of the town with actual matter of fact, that you
+ may be in possession of everything. I beg you most humbly to return
+ directly affairs may allow you to do so, and assure you that, meanwhile,
+ we shall not spare our labour, or (if that were necessary) our life, to
+ maintain the king’s authority throughout. Monseigneur, I kiss your
+ hands very respectfully, and pray God to have you in His keeping. From
+ Bordeaux, Wednesday night, 22d May (1590-91).&mdash;Your very humble
+ servant,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MONTAIGNE.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen no one from the king of Navarre; they say that M. de Biron has
+ seen him.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ THE AUTHOR TO THE READER.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;[Omitted by Cotton.]&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ READER, thou hast here an honest book; it doth at the outset forewarn thee
+ that, in contriving the same, I have proposed to myself no other than a
+ domestic and private end: I have had no consideration at all either to thy
+ service or to my glory. My powers are not capable of any such design. I
+ have dedicated it to the particular commodity of my kinsfolk and friends,
+ so that, having lost me (which they must do shortly), they may therein
+ recover some traits of my conditions and humours, and by that means
+ preserve more whole, and more life-like, the knowledge they had of me. Had
+ my intention been to seek the world’s favour, I should surely have
+ adorned myself with borrowed beauties: I desire therein to be viewed as I
+ appear in mine own genuine, simple, and ordinary manner, without study and
+ artifice: for it is myself I paint. My defects are therein to be read to
+ the life, and any imperfections and my natural form, so far as public
+ reverence hath permitted me. If I had lived among those nations, which
+ (they say) yet dwell under the sweet liberty of nature’s primitive
+ laws, I assure thee I would most willingly have painted myself quite fully
+ and quite naked. Thus, reader, myself am the matter of my book: there’s
+ no reason thou shouldst employ thy leisure about so frivolous and vain a
+ subject. Therefore farewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From Montaigne, the 12th June 1580&mdash;[So in the edition of 1595; the
+ edition of 1588 has 12th June 1588]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From Montaigne, the 1st March 1580.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[See Bonnefon, Montaigne, 1893, p. 254. The book had been
+ licensed for the press on the 9th May previous. The edition of 1588
+ has 12th June 1588;]&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0019" id="link2H_4_0019">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ESSAYS OF MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ Translated by Charles Cotton
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
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+ 1877
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+ CHAPTER I&mdash;&mdash;THAT MEN BY VARIOUS WAYS ARRIVE AT THE SAME END.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The most usual way of appeasing the indignation of such as we have any way
+ offended, when we see them in possession of the power of revenge, and find
+ that we absolutely lie at their mercy, is by submission, to move them to
+ commiseration and pity; and yet bravery, constancy, and resolution,
+ however quite contrary means, have sometimes served to produce the same
+ effect.&mdash;[Florio’s version begins thus: “The most vsuall
+ waie to appease those minds wee have offended, when revenge lies in their
+ hands, and that we stand at their mercie, is by submission to move them to
+ commiseration and pity: Nevertheless, courage, constancie, and resolution
+ (means altogether opposite) have sometimes wrought the same effect.”&mdash;]
+ [The spelling is Florio’s D.W.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Edward, Prince of Wales [Edward, the Black Prince. D.W.] (the same who so
+ long governed our Guienne, a personage whose condition and fortune have in
+ them a great deal of the most notable and most considerable parts of
+ grandeur), having been highly incensed by the Limousins, and taking their
+ city by assault, was not, either by the cries of the people, or the
+ prayers and tears of the women and children, abandoned to slaughter and
+ prostrate at his feet for mercy, to be stayed from prosecuting his
+ revenge; till, penetrating further into the town, he at last took notice
+ of three French gentlemen,&mdash;[These were Jean de Villemure, Hugh de la
+ Roche, and Roger de Beaufort.&mdash;Froissart, i. c. 289. {The city was
+ Limoges. D.W.}]&mdash;who with incredible bravery alone sustained the
+ power of his victorious army. Then it was that consideration and respect
+ unto so remarkable a valour first stopped the torrent of his fury, and
+ that his clemency, beginning with these three cavaliers, was afterwards
+ extended to all the remaining inhabitants of the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scanderbeg, Prince of Epirus, pursuing one of his soldiers with purpose to
+ kill him, the soldier, having in vain tried by all the ways of humility
+ and supplication to appease him, resolved, as his last refuge, to face
+ about and await him sword in hand: which behaviour of his gave a sudden
+ stop to his captain’s fury, who, for seeing him assume so notable a
+ resolution, received him into grace; an example, however, that might
+ suffer another interpretation with such as have not read of the prodigious
+ force and valour of that prince.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Emperor Conrad III. having besieged Guelph, Duke of Bavaria,&mdash;[In
+ 1140, in Weinsberg, Upper Bavaria.]&mdash;would not be prevailed upon,
+ what mean and unmanly satisfactions soever were tendered to him, to
+ condescend to milder conditions than that the ladies and gentlewomen only
+ who were in the town with the duke might go out without violation of their
+ honour, on foot, and with so much only as they could carry about them.
+ Whereupon they, out of magnanimity of heart, presently contrived to carry
+ out, upon their shoulders, their husbands and children, and the duke
+ himself; a sight at which the emperor was so pleased, that, ravished with
+ the generosity of the action, he wept for joy, and immediately
+ extinguishing in his heart the mortal and capital hatred he had conceived
+ against this duke, he from that time forward treated him and his with all
+ humanity. The one and the other of these two ways would with great
+ facility work upon my nature; for I have a marvellous propensity to mercy
+ and mildness, and to such a degree that I fancy of the two I should sooner
+ surrender my anger to compassion than to esteem. And yet pity is reputed a
+ vice amongst the Stoics, who will that we succour the afflicted, but not
+ that we should be so affected with their sufferings as to suffer with
+ them. I conceived these examples not ill suited to the question in hand,
+ and the rather because therein we observe these great souls assaulted and
+ tried by these two several ways, to resist the one without relenting, and
+ to be shook and subjected by the other. It may be true that to suffer a
+ man’s heart to be totally subdued by compassion may be imputed to
+ facility, effeminacy, and over-tenderness; whence it comes to pass that
+ the weaker natures, as of women, children, and the common sort of people,
+ are the most subject to it but after having resisted and disdained the
+ power of groans and tears, to yield to the sole reverence of the sacred
+ image of Valour, this can be no other than the effect of a strong and
+ inflexible soul enamoured of and honouring masculine and obstinate
+ courage. Nevertheless, astonishment and admiration may, in less generous
+ minds, beget a like effect: witness the people of Thebes, who, having put
+ two of their generals upon trial for their lives for having continued in
+ arms beyond the precise term of their commission, very hardly pardoned
+ Pelopidas, who, bowing under the weight of so dangerous an accusation,
+ made no manner of defence for himself, nor produced other arguments than
+ prayers and supplications; whereas, on the contrary, Epaminondas, falling
+ to recount magniloquently the exploits he had performed in their service,
+ and, after a haughty and arrogant manner reproaching them with ingratitude
+ and injustice, they had not the heart to proceed any further in his trial,
+ but broke up the court and departed, the whole assembly highly commending
+ the high courage of this personage.&mdash;[Plutarch, How far a Man may
+ praise Himself, c. 5.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dionysius the elder, after having, by a tedious siege and through
+ exceeding great difficulties, taken the city of Reggio, and in it the
+ governor Phyton, a very gallant man, who had made so obstinate a defence,
+ was resolved to make him a tragical example of his revenge: in order
+ whereunto he first told him, “That he had the day before caused his
+ son and all his kindred to be drowned.” To which Phyton returned no
+ other answer but this: “That they were then by one day happier than
+ he.” After which, causing him to be stripped, and delivering him
+ into the hands of the tormentors, he was by them not only dragged through
+ the streets of the town, and most ignominiously and cruelly whipped, but
+ moreover vilified with most bitter and contumelious language: yet still he
+ maintained his courage entire all the way, with a strong voice and
+ undaunted countenance proclaiming the honourable and glorious cause of his
+ death; namely, for that he would not deliver up his country into the hands
+ of a tyrant; at the same time denouncing against him a speedy chastisement
+ from the offended gods. At which Dionysius, reading in his soldiers’
+ looks, that instead of being incensed at the haughty language of this
+ conquered enemy, to the contempt of their captain and his triumph, they
+ were not only struck with admiration of so rare a virtue, but moreover
+ inclined to mutiny, and were even ready to rescue the prisoner out of the
+ hangman’s hands, he caused the torturing to cease, and afterwards
+ privately caused him to be thrown into the sea.&mdash;[Diod. Sic., xiv.
+ 29.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Man (in good earnest) is a marvellous vain, fickle, and unstable subject,
+ and on whom it is very hard to form any certain and uniform judgment. For
+ Pompey could pardon the whole city of the Mamertines, though furiously
+ incensed against it, upon the single account of the virtue and magnanimity
+ of one citizen, Zeno,&mdash;[Plutarch calls him Stheno, and also Sthemnus
+ and Sthenis]&mdash;who took the fault of the public wholly upon himself;
+ neither entreated other favour, but alone to undergo the punishment for
+ all: and yet Sylla’s host, having in the city of Perugia &mdash;[Plutarch
+ says Preneste, a town of Latium.]&mdash;manifested the same virtue,
+ obtained nothing by it, either for himself or his fellow-citizens.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, directly contrary to my first examples, the bravest of all men, and
+ who was reputed so gracious to all those he overcame, Alexander, having,
+ after many great difficulties, forced the city of Gaza, and, entering,
+ found Betis, who commanded there, and of whose valour in the time of this
+ siege he had most marvellous manifest proof, alone, forsaken by all his
+ soldiers, his armour hacked and hewed to pieces, covered all over with
+ blood and wounds, and yet still fighting in the crowd of a number of
+ Macedonians, who were laying on him on all sides, he said to him, nettled
+ at so dear-bought a victory (for, in addition to the other damage, he had
+ two wounds newly received in his own person), “Thou shalt not die,
+ Betis, as thou dost intend; be sure thou shall suffer all the torments
+ that can be inflicted on a captive.” To which menace the other
+ returning no other answer, but only a fierce and disdainful look; “What,”
+ says Alexander, observing his haughty and obstinate silence, “is he
+ too stiff to bend a knee! Is he too proud to utter one suppliant word!
+ Truly, I will conquer this silence; and if I cannot force a word from his
+ mouth, I will, at least, extract a groan from his heart.” And
+ thereupon converting his anger into fury, presently commanded his heels to
+ be bored through, causing him, alive, to be dragged, mangled, and
+ dismembered at a cart’s tail.&mdash;[Quintus Curtius, iv. 6. This
+ act of cruelty has been doubted, notwithstanding the statement of Curtius.]&mdash;Was
+ it that the height of courage was so natural and familiar to this
+ conqueror, that because he could not admire, he respected it the less? Or
+ was it that he conceived valour to be a virtue so peculiar to himself,
+ that his pride could not, without envy, endure it in another? Or was it
+ that the natural impetuosity of his fury was incapable of opposition?
+ Certainly, had it been capable of moderation, it is to be believed that in
+ the sack and desolation of Thebes, to see so many valiant men, lost and
+ totally destitute of any further defence, cruelly massacred before his
+ eyes, would have appeased it: where there were above six thousand put to
+ the sword, of whom not one was seen to fly, or heard to cry out for
+ quarter; but, on the contrary, every one running here and there to seek
+ out and to provoke the victorious enemy to help them to an honourable end.
+ Not one was seen who, however weakened with wounds, did not in his last
+ gasp yet endeavour to revenge himself, and with all the arms of a brave
+ despair, to sweeten his own death in the death of an enemy. Yet did their
+ valour create no pity, and the length of one day was not enough to satiate
+ the thirst of the conqueror’s revenge, but the slaughter continued
+ to the last drop of blood that was capable of being shed, and stopped not
+ till it met with none but unarmed persons, old men, women, and children,
+ of them to carry away to the number of thirty thousand slaves.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER II&mdash;&mdash;OF SORROW
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ No man living is more free from this passion than I, who yet neither like
+ it in myself nor admire it in others, and yet generally the world, as a
+ settled thing, is pleased to grace it with a particular esteem, clothing
+ therewith wisdom, virtue, and conscience. Foolish and sordid guise!
+ &mdash;[“No man is more free from this passion than I, for I neither
+ love nor regard it: albeit the world hath undertaken, as it were upon
+ covenant, to grace it with a particular favour. Therewith they adorne age,
+ vertue, and conscience. Oh foolish and base ornament!” Florio, 1613,
+ p. 3] &mdash;The Italians have more fitly baptized by this name&mdash;[La
+ tristezza]&mdash; malignity; for ‘tis a quality always hurtful,
+ always idle and vain; and as being cowardly, mean, and base, it is by the
+ Stoics expressly and particularly forbidden to their sages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the story&mdash;[Herodotus, iii. 14.]&mdash;says that Psammenitus,
+ King of Egypt, being defeated and taken prisoner by Cambyses, King of
+ Persia, seeing his own daughter pass by him as prisoner, and in a wretched
+ habit, with a bucket to draw water, though his friends about him were so
+ concerned as to break out into tears and lamentations, yet he himself
+ remained unmoved, without uttering a word, his eyes fixed upon the ground;
+ and seeing, moreover, his son immediately after led to execution, still
+ maintained the same countenance; till spying at last one of his domestic
+ and familiar friends dragged away amongst the captives, he fell to tearing
+ his hair and beating his breast, with all the other extravagances of
+ extreme sorrow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A story that may very fitly be coupled with another of the same kind, of
+ recent date, of a prince of our own nation, who being at Trent, and having
+ news there brought him of the death of his elder brother, a brother on
+ whom depended the whole support and honour of his house, and soon after of
+ that of a younger brother, the second hope of his family, and having
+ withstood these two assaults with an exemplary resolution; one of his
+ servants happening a few days after to die, he suffered his constancy to
+ be overcome by this last accident; and, parting with his courage, so
+ abandoned himself to sorrow and mourning, that some thence were forward to
+ conclude that he was only touched to the quick by this last stroke of
+ fortune; but, in truth, it was, that being before brimful of grief, the
+ least addition overflowed the bounds of all patience. Which, I think,
+ might also be said of the former example, did not the story proceed to
+ tell us that Cambyses asking Psammenitus, “Why, not being moved at
+ the calamity of his son and daughter, he should with so great impatience
+ bear the misfortune of his friend?” “It is,” answered
+ he, “because only this last affliction was to be manifested by
+ tears, the two first far exceeding all manner of expression.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, peradventure, something like this might be working in the fancy of
+ the ancient painter,&mdash;[Cicero, De Orator., c. 22 ; Pliny, xxxv. 10.]&mdash;
+ who having, in the sacrifice of Iphigenia, to represent the sorrow of the
+ assistants proportionably to the several degrees of interest every one had
+ in the death of this fair innocent virgin, and having, in the other
+ figures, laid out the utmost power of his art, when he came to that of her
+ father, he drew him with a veil over his face, meaning thereby that no
+ kind of countenance was capable of expressing such a degree of sorrow.
+ Which is also the reason why the poets feign the miserable mother, Niobe,
+ having first lost seven sons, and then afterwards as many daughters
+ (overwhelmed with her losses), to have been at last transformed into a
+ rock&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Diriguisse malis,”
+
+ [“Petrified with her misfortunes.”&mdash;Ovid, Met., vi. 304.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ thereby to express that melancholic, dumb, and deaf stupefaction, which
+ benumbs all our faculties, when oppressed with accidents greater than we
+ are able to bear. And, indeed, the violence and impression of an excessive
+ grief must of necessity astonish the soul, and wholly deprive her of her
+ ordinary functions: as it happens to every one of us, who, upon any sudden
+ alarm of very ill news, find ourselves surprised, stupefied, and in a
+ manner deprived of all power of motion, so that the soul, beginning to
+ vent itself in tears and lamentations, seems to free and disengage itself
+ from the sudden oppression, and to have obtained some room to work itself
+ out at greater liberty.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et via vix tandem voci laxata dolore est.”
+
+ [“And at length and with difficulty is a passage opened by grief for
+ utterance.”&mdash;AEneid, xi. 151.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the war that Ferdinand made upon the widow of King John of Hungary,
+ about Buda, a man-at-arms was particularly taken notice of by every one
+ for his singular gallant behaviour in a certain encounter; and, unknown,
+ highly commended, and lamented, being left dead upon the place: but by
+ none so much as by Raisciac, a German lord, who was infinitely enamoured
+ of so rare a valour. The body being brought off, and the count, with the
+ common curiosity coming to view it, the armour was no sooner taken off but
+ he immediately knew him to be his own son, a thing that added a second
+ blow to the compassion of all the beholders; only he, without uttering a
+ word, or turning away his eyes from the woeful object, stood fixedly
+ contemplating the body of his son, till the vehemency of sorrow having
+ overcome his vital spirits, made him sink down stone-dead to the ground.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Chi puo dir com’ egli arde, a in picciol fuoco,”
+
+ [“He who can say how he burns with love, has little fire”
+ &mdash;Petrarca, Sonetto 137.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ say the Innamoratos, when they would represent an ‘insupportable
+ passion.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Misero quod omneis
+ Eripit sensus mihi: nam simul te,
+ Lesbia, aspexi, nihil est super mi,
+ Quod loquar amens.
+ Lingua sed torpet: tenuis sub artus
+ Flamma dimanat; sonitu suopte
+ Tintinant aures; gemina teguntur
+ Lumina nocte.”
+
+ [“Love deprives me of all my faculties: Lesbia, when once in thy
+ presence, I have not left the power to tell my distracting passion:
+ my tongue becomes torpid; a subtle flame creeps through my veins; my
+ ears tingle in deafness; my eyes are veiled with darkness.”
+ Catullus, Epig. li. 5]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Neither is it in the height and greatest fury of the fit that we are in a
+ condition to pour out our complaints or our amorous persuasions, the soul
+ being at that time over-burdened, and labouring with profound thoughts;
+ and the body dejected and languishing with desire; and thence it is that
+ sometimes proceed those accidental impotencies that so unseasonably
+ surprise the lover, and that frigidity which by the force of an immoderate
+ ardour seizes him even in the very lap of fruition. &mdash;[The edition of
+ 1588 has here, “An accident not unknown to myself.”]&mdash;
+ For all passions that suffer themselves to be relished and digested are
+ but moderate:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Curae leves loquuntur, ingentes stupent.”
+
+ [“Light griefs can speak: deep sorrows are dumb.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Hippolytus, act ii. scene 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A surprise of unexpected joy does likewise often produce the same effect:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut me conspexit venientem, et Troja circum
+ Arma amens vidit, magnis exterrita monstris,
+ Diriguit visu in medio, calor ossa reliquit,
+ Labitur, et longo vix tandem tempore fatur.”
+
+ [“When she beheld me advancing, and saw, with stupefaction, the
+ Trojan arms around me, terrified with so great a prodigy, she
+ fainted away at the very sight: vital warmth forsook her limbs: she
+ sinks down, and, after a long interval, with difficulty speaks.”&mdash;
+ AEneid, iii. 306.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Besides the examples of the Roman lady, who died for joy to see her son
+ safe returned from the defeat of Cannae; and of Sophocles and of Dionysius
+ the Tyrant,&mdash;[Pliny, vii. 53. Diodorus Siculus, however (xv. c. 20),
+ tells us that Dionysius “was so overjoyed at the news that he made a
+ great sacrifice upon it to the gods, prepared sumptuous feasts, to which
+ he invited all his friends, and therein drank so excessively that it threw
+ him into a very bad distemper.”]&mdash;who died of joy; and of
+ Thalna, who died in Corsica, reading news of the honours the Roman Senate
+ had decreed in his favour, we have, moreover, one in our time, of Pope Leo
+ X., who upon news of the taking of Milan, a thing he had so ardently
+ desired, was rapt with so sudden an excess of joy that he immediately fell
+ into a fever and died.&mdash;[Guicciardini, Storia d’Italia, vol.
+ xiv.]&mdash;And for a more notable testimony of the imbecility of human
+ nature, it is recorded by the ancients&mdash;[Pliny, ‘ut supra’]&mdash;that
+ Diodorus the dialectician died upon the spot, out of an extreme passion of
+ shame, for not having been able in his own school, and in the presence of
+ a great auditory, to disengage himself from a nice argument that was
+ propounded to him. I, for my part, am very little subject to these violent
+ passions; I am naturally of a stubborn apprehension, which also, by
+ reasoning, I every day harden and fortify.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER III&mdash;&mdash;THAT OUR AFFECTIONS CARRY THEMSELVES BEYOND US.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Such as accuse mankind of the folly of gaping after future things, and
+ advise us to make our benefit of those which are present, and to set up
+ our rest upon them, as having no grasp upon that which is to come, even
+ less than that which we have upon what is past, have hit upon the most
+ universal of human errors, if that may be called an error to which nature
+ herself has disposed us, in order to the continuation of her own work,
+ prepossessing us, amongst several others, with this deceiving imagination,
+ as being more jealous of our action than afraid of our knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are never present with, but always beyond ourselves: fear, desire,
+ hope, still push us on towards the future, depriving us, in the meantime,
+ of the sense and consideration of that which is to amuse us with the
+ thought of what shall be, even when we shall be no more.[1]&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [1]Compare [Rousseau, <i>Emile</i>, livre ii.]
+
+ “Calamitosus est animus futuri auxius.”
+
+ [“The mind anxious about the future is unhappy.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Epist., 98.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We find this great precept often repeated in Plato, “Do thine own
+ work, and know thyself.” Of which two parts, both the one and the
+ other generally, comprehend our whole duty, and do each of them in like
+ manner involve the other; for who will do his own work aright will find
+ that his first lesson is to know what he is, and that which is proper to
+ himself; and who rightly understands himself will never mistake another
+ man’s work for his own, but will love and improve himself above all
+ other things, will refuse superfluous employments, and reject all
+ unprofitable thoughts and propositions. As folly, on the one side, though
+ it should enjoy all it desire, would notwithstanding never be content, so,
+ on the other, wisdom, acquiescing in the present, is never dissatisfied
+ with itself. &mdash;[Cicero, Tusc. Quae., 57, v. 18.]&mdash;Epicurus
+ dispenses his sages from all foresight and care of the future.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst those laws that relate to the dead, I look upon that to be very
+ sound by which the actions of princes are to be examined after their
+ decease.&mdash;[Diodorus Siculus, i. 6.]&mdash; They are equals with, if
+ not masters of the laws, and, therefore, what justice could not inflict
+ upon their persons, ‘tis but reason should be executed upon their
+ reputations and the estates of their successors&mdash;things that we often
+ value above life itself. ‘Tis a custom of singular advantage to
+ those countries where it is in use, and by all good princes to be desired,
+ who have reason to take it ill, that the memories of the wicked should be
+ used with the same reverence and respect with their own. We owe subjection
+ and obedience to all our kings, whether good or bad, alike, for that has
+ respect unto their office; but as to esteem and affection, these are only
+ due to their virtue. Let us grant to political government to endure them
+ with patience, however unworthy; to conceal their vices; and to assist
+ them with our recommendation in their indifferent actions, whilst their
+ authority stands in need of our support. But, the relation of prince and
+ subject being once at an end, there is no reason we should deny the
+ expression of our real opinions to our own liberty and common justice, and
+ especially to interdict to good subjects the glory of having reverently
+ and faithfully served a prince, whose imperfections were to them so well
+ known; this were to deprive posterity of a useful example. And such as,
+ out of respect to some private obligation, unjustly espouse and vindicate
+ the memory of a faulty prince, do private right at the expense of public
+ justice. Livy does very truly say,&mdash;[xxxv. 48.]&mdash; “That
+ the language of men bred up in courts is always full of vain ostentation
+ and false testimony, every one indifferently magnifying his own master,
+ and stretching his commendation to the utmost extent of virtue and
+ sovereign grandeur.” Some may condemn the freedom of those two
+ soldiers who so roundly answered Nero to his beard; the one being asked by
+ him why he bore him ill-will? “I loved thee,” answered he,
+ “whilst thou wert worthy of it, but since thou art become a
+ parricide, an incendiary, a player, and a coachman, I hate thee as thou
+ dost deserve.” And the other, why he should attempt to kill him?
+ “Because,” said he, “I could think of no other remedy
+ against thy perpetual mischiefs.” &mdash;[Tacitus, Annal., xv. 67.]&mdash;But
+ the public and universal testimonies that were given of him after his
+ death (and so will be to all posterity, both of him and all other wicked
+ princes like him), of his tyrannies and abominable deportment, who, of a
+ sound judgment, can reprove them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am scandalised, that in so sacred a government as that of the
+ Lacedaemonians there should be mixed so hypocritical a ceremony at the
+ interment of their kings; where all their confederates and neighbours, and
+ all sorts and degrees of men and women, as well as their slaves, cut and
+ slashed their foreheads in token of sorrow, repeating in their cries and
+ lamentations that that king (let him have been as wicked as the devil) was
+ the best that ever they had;&mdash;[Herodotus, vi. 68.]&mdash;by this
+ means attributing to his quality the praise that only belongs to merit,
+ and that of right is due to supreme desert, though lodged in the lowest
+ and most inferior subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Aristotle, who will still have a hand in everything, makes a ‘quaere’
+ upon the saying of Solon, that none can be said to be happy until he is
+ dead: “whether, then, he who has lived and died according to his
+ heart’s desire, if he have left an ill repute behind him, and that
+ his posterity be miserable, can be said to be happy?” Whilst we have
+ life and motion, we convey ourselves by fancy and preoccupation, whither
+ and to what we please; but once out of being, we have no more any manner
+ of communication with that which is, and it had therefore been better said
+ by Solon that man is never happy, because never so, till he is no more.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quisquam
+ Vix radicitus e vita se tollit, et eicit;
+ Sed facit esse sui quiddam super inscius ipse,
+ Nec removet satis a projecto corpore sese, et
+ Vindicat.”
+
+ [“Scarcely one man can, even in dying, wholly detach himself from
+ the idea of life; in his ignorance he must needs imagine that there
+ is in him something that survives him, and cannot sufficiently
+ separate or emancipate himself from his remains”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iii. 890.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Bertrand de Guesclin, dying at the siege of the Castle of Rancon, near
+ unto Puy, in Auvergne, the besieged were afterwards, upon surrender,
+ enjoined to lay down the keys of the place upon the corpse of the dead
+ general. Bartolommeo d’Alviano, the Venetian General, happening to
+ die in the service of the Republic in Brescia, and his corpse being to be
+ carried through the territory of Verona, an enemy’s country, most of
+ the army were inclined to demand safe-conduct from the Veronese; but
+ Theodoro Trivulzio opposed the motion, rather choosing to make his way by
+ force of arms, and to run the hazard of a battle, saying it was by no
+ means fit that he who in his life was never afraid of his enemies should
+ seem to apprehend them when he was dead. In truth, in affairs of the same
+ nature, by the Greek laws, he who made suit to an enemy for a body to give
+ it burial renounced his victory, and had no more right to erect a trophy,
+ and he to whom such suit was made was reputed victor. By this means it was
+ that Nicias lost the advantage he had visibly obtained over the
+ Corinthians, and that Agesilaus, on the contrary, assured that which he
+ had before very doubtfully gained over the Boeotians.&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Life of Nicias, c. ii.; Life of Agesilaus, c. vi.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These things might appear strange, had it not been a general practice in
+ all ages not only to extend the concern of ourselves beyond this life,
+ but, moreover, to fancy that the favour of Heaven does not only very often
+ accompany us to the grave, but has also, even after life, a concern for
+ our ashes. Of which there are so many ancient examples (to say nothing of
+ those of our own observation), that it is not necessary I should longer
+ insist upon it. Edward I., King of England, having in the long wars
+ betwixt him and Robert, King of Scotland, had experience of how great
+ importance his own immediate presence was to the success of his affairs,
+ having ever been victorious in whatever he undertook in his own person,
+ when he came to die, bound his son in a solemn oath that, so soon as he
+ should be dead he should boil his body till the flesh parted from the
+ bones, and bury the flesh, reserving the bones to carry continually with
+ him in his army, so often as he should be obliged to go against the Scots,
+ as if destiny had inevitably attached victory, even to his remains. John
+ Zisca, the same who, to vindication of Wicliffe’s heresies, troubled
+ the Bohemian state, left order that they should flay him after his death,
+ and of his skin make a drum to carry in the war against his enemies,
+ fancying it would contribute to the continuation of the successes he had
+ always obtained in the wars against them. In like manner certain of the
+ Indians, in their battles with the Spaniards, carried with them the bones
+ of one of their captains, in consideration of the victories they had
+ formerly obtained under his conduct. And other people of the same New
+ World carry about with them, in their wars, the relics of valiant men who
+ have died in battle, to incite their courage and advance their fortune. Of
+ which examples the first reserve nothing for the tomb but the reputation
+ they have acquired by their former achievements, but these attribute to
+ them a certain present and active power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The proceeding of Captain Bayard is of a better composition, who finding
+ himself wounded to death with an harquebuss shot, and being importuned to
+ retire out of the fight, made answer that he would not begin at the last
+ gasp to turn his back to the enemy, and accordingly still fought on, till
+ feeling himself too faint and no longer able to sit on his horse, he
+ commanded his steward to set him down at the foot of a tree, but so that
+ he might die with his face towards the enemy, which he did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I must yet add another example, equally remarkable for the present
+ consideration with any of the former. The Emperor Maximilian,
+ great-grandfather to the now King Philip,&mdash;[Philip II. of Spain.]&mdash;was
+ a prince endowed throughout with great and extraordinary qualities, and
+ amongst the rest with a singular beauty of person, but had withal a humour
+ very contrary to that of other princes, who for the despatch of their most
+ important affairs convert their close-stool into a chair of State, which
+ was, that he would never permit any of his bedchamber, how familiar
+ soever, to see him in that posture, and would steal aside to make water as
+ religiously as a virgin, shy to discover to his physician or any other
+ whomsoever those parts that we are accustomed to conceal. I myself, who
+ have so impudent a way of talking, am, nevertheless, naturally so modest
+ this way, that unless at the importunity of necessity or pleasure, I
+ scarcely ever communicate to the sight of any either those parts or
+ actions that custom orders us to conceal, wherein I suffer more constraint
+ than I conceive is very well becoming a man, especially of my profession.
+ But he nourished this modest humour to such a degree of superstition as to
+ give express orders in his last will that they should put him on drawers
+ so soon as he should be dead; to which, methinks, he would have done well
+ to have added that he should be blindfolded, too, that put them on. The
+ charge that Cyrus left with his children, that neither they, nor any
+ other, should either see or touch his body after the soul was departed
+ from it,&mdash;[Xenophon, Cyropedia, viii. 7.]&mdash;I attribute to some
+ superstitious devotion of his; for both his historian and himself, amongst
+ their great qualities, marked the whole course of their lives with a
+ singular respect and reverence to religion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was by no means pleased with a story, told me by a man of very great
+ quality of a relation of mine, and one who had given a very good account
+ of himself both in peace and war, that, coming to die in a very old age,
+ of excessive pain of the stone, he spent the last hours of his life in an
+ extraordinary solicitude about ordering the honour and ceremony of his
+ funeral, pressing all the men of condition who came to see him to engage
+ their word to attend him to his grave: importuning this very prince, who
+ came to visit him at his last gasp, with a most earnest supplication that
+ he would order his family to be there, and presenting before him several
+ reasons and examples to prove that it was a respect due to a man of his
+ condition; and seemed to die content, having obtained this promise, and
+ appointed the method and order of his funeral parade. I have seldom heard
+ of so persistent a vanity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another, though contrary curiosity (of which singularity, also, I do not
+ want domestic example), seems to be somewhat akin to this, that a man
+ shall cudgel his brains at the last moments of his life to contrive his
+ obsequies to so particular and unusual a parsimony as of one servant with
+ a lantern, I see this humour commended, and the appointment of Marcus.
+ Emilius Lepidus, who forbade his heirs to bestow upon his hearse even the
+ common ceremonies in use upon such occasions. Is it yet temperance and
+ frugality to avoid expense and pleasure of which the use and knowledge are
+ imperceptible to us? See, here, an easy and cheap reformation. If
+ instruction were at all necessary in this case, I should be of opinion
+ that in this, as in all other actions of life, each person should regulate
+ the matter according to his fortune; and the philosopher Lycon prudently
+ ordered his friends to dispose of his body where they should think most
+ fit, and as to his funeral, to order it neither too superfluous nor too
+ mean. For my part, I should wholly refer the ordering of this ceremony to
+ custom, and shall, when the time comes, accordingly leave it to their
+ discretion to whose lot it shall fall to do me that last office. “Totus
+ hic locus est contemnendus in nobis, non negligendus in nostris;”&mdash;[“The
+ place of our sepulture is to be contemned by us, but not to be neglected
+ by our friends.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. i. 45.]&mdash; and it was a
+ holy saying of a saint, “Curatio funeris, conditio sepultura: pompa
+ exequiarum, magis sunt vivorum solatia, quam subsidia mortuorum.”&mdash;[“The
+ care of death, the place of sepulture, the pomps of obsequies, are rather
+ consolations to the living than succours to the dead.” August. De
+ Civit. Dei, i. 12.]&mdash;Which made Socrates answer Crito, who, at death,
+ asked him how he would be buried: “How you will,” said he.
+ “If I were to concern myself beyond the present about this affair, I
+ should be most tempted, as the greatest satisfaction of this kind, to
+ imitate those who in their lifetime entertain themselves with the ceremony
+ and honours of their own obsequies beforehand, and are pleased with
+ beholding their own dead countenance in marble. Happy are they who can
+ gratify their senses by insensibility, and live by their death!”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am ready to conceive an implacable hatred against all popular
+ domination, though I think it the most natural and equitable of all, so
+ oft as I call to mind the inhuman injustice of the people of Athens, who,
+ without remission, or once vouchsafing to hear what they had to say for
+ themselves, put to death their brave captains newly returned triumphant
+ from a naval victory they had obtained over the Lacedaemonians near the
+ Arginusian Isles, the most bloody and obstinate engagement that ever the
+ Greeks fought at sea; because (after the victory) they followed up the
+ blow and pursued the advantages presented to them by the rule of war,
+ rather than stay to gather up and bury their dead. And the execution is
+ yet rendered more odious by the behaviour of Diomedon, who, being one of
+ the condemned, and a man of most eminent virtue, political and military,
+ after having heard the sentence, advancing to speak, no audience till then
+ having been allowed, instead of laying before them his own cause, or the
+ impiety of so cruel a sentence, only expressed a solicitude for his judges’
+ preservation, beseeching the gods to convert this sentence to their good,
+ and praying that, for neglecting to fulfil the vows which he and his
+ companions had made (with which he also acquainted them) in acknowledgment
+ of so glorious a success, they might not draw down the indignation of the
+ gods upon them; and so without more words went courageously to his death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fortune, a few years after, punished them in the same kind; for Chabrias,
+ captain-general of their naval forces, having got the better of Pollis,
+ Admiral of Sparta, at the Isle of Naxos, totally lost the fruits of his
+ victory, one of very great importance to their affairs, in order not to
+ incur the danger of this example, and so that he should not lose a few
+ bodies of his dead friends that were floating in the sea, gave opportunity
+ to a world of living enemies to sail away in safety, who afterwards made
+ them pay dear for this unseasonable superstition:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quaeris, quo jaceas, post obitum, loco?
+ Quo non nata jacent.”
+
+ [“Dost ask where thou shalt lie after death?
+ Where things not born lie, that never being had.”]
+ Seneca, Tyoa. Choro ii. 30.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This other restores the sense of repose to a body without a soul:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque sepulcrum, quo recipiatur, habeat: portum corporis, ubi,
+ remissa human, vita, corpus requiescat a malis.”
+
+ [“Nor let him have a sepulchre wherein he may be received, a haven
+ for his body, where, life being gone, that body may rest from its
+ woes.”&mdash;Ennius, ap. Cicero, Tusc. i. 44.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As nature demonstrates to us that several dead things retain yet an occult
+ relation to life; wine changes its flavour and complexion in cellars,
+ according to the changes and seasons of the vine from whence it came; and
+ the flesh of&mdash;venison alters its condition in the powdering-tub, and
+ its taste according to the laws of the living flesh of its kind, as it is
+ said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IV&mdash;&mdash;THAT THE SOUL EXPENDS ITS PASSIONS UPON FALSE
+ OBJECTS, WHERE THE TRUE ARE WANTING
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ A gentleman of my country, marvellously tormented with the gout, being
+ importuned by his physicians totally to abstain from all manner of salt
+ meats, was wont pleasantly to reply, that in the extremity of his fits he
+ must needs have something to quarrel with, and that railing at and
+ cursing, one while the Bologna sausages, and another the dried tongues and
+ the hams, was some mitigation to his pain. But, in good earnest, as the
+ arm when it is advanced to strike, if it miss the blow, and goes by the
+ wind, it pains us; and as also, that, to make a pleasant prospect, the
+ sight should not be lost and dilated in vague air, but have some bound and
+ object to limit and circumscribe it at a reasonable distance.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ventus ut amittit vires, nisi robore densa
+ Occurrant sylvae, spatio diffusus inani.”
+
+ [“As the wind loses its force diffused in void space, unless it in
+ its strength encounters the thick wood.”&mdash;Lucan, iii. 362.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ So it seems that the soul, being transported and discomposed, turns its
+ violence upon itself, if not supplied with something to oppose it, and
+ therefore always requires an object at which to aim, and whereon to act.
+ Plutarch says of those who are delighted with little dogs and monkeys,
+ that the amorous part that is in us, for want of a legitimate object,
+ rather than lie idle, does after that manner forge and create one false
+ and frivolous. And we see that the soul, in its passions, inclines rather
+ to deceive itself, by creating a false and fantastical a subject, even
+ contrary to its own belief, than not to have something to work upon. After
+ this manner brute beasts direct their fury to fall upon the stone or
+ weapon that has hurt them, and with their teeth a even execute revenge
+ upon themselves for the injury they have received from another:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pannonis haud aliter, post ictum saevior ursa,
+ Cui jaculum parva Lybis amentavit habena,
+ Se rotat in vulnus, telumque irata receptum
+ Impetit, et secum fugientem circuit hastam.”
+
+ [“So the she-bear, fiercer after the blow from the Lybian’s thong-
+ hurled dart, turns round upon the wound, and attacking the received
+ spear, twists it, as she flies.”&mdash;Lucan, vi. 220.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What causes of the misadventures that befall us do we not invent? what is
+ it that we do not lay the fault to, right or wrong, that we may have
+ something to quarrel with? It is not those beautiful tresses you tear, nor
+ is it the white bosom that in your anger you so unmercifully beat, that
+ with an unlucky bullet have slain your beloved brother; quarrel with
+ something else. Livy, speaking of the Roman army in Spain, says that for
+ the loss of the two brothers, their great captains:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Flere omnes repente, et offensare capita.”
+
+ [“All at once wept and tore their hair."-Livy, xxv. 37.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a common practice. And the philosopher Bion said pleasantly of
+ the king, who by handsful pulled his hair off his head for sorrow, “Does
+ this man think that baldness is a remedy for grief?”&mdash;[Cicero,
+ Tusc. Quest., iii. 26.]&mdash;Who has not seen peevish gamesters chew and
+ swallow the cards, and swallow the dice, in revenge for the loss of their
+ money? Xerxes whipped the sea, and wrote a challenge to Mount Athos; Cyrus
+ employed a whole army several days at work, to revenge himself of the
+ river Gyndas, for the fright it had put him into in passing over it; and
+ Caligula demolished a very beautiful palace for the pleasure his mother
+ had once enjoyed there.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[Pleasure&mdash;unless ‘plaisir’ were originally ‘deplaisir’&mdash;must be
+ understood here ironically, for the house was one in which she had
+ been imprisoned.&mdash;Seneca, De Ira. iii. 22]&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I remember there was a story current, when I was a boy, that one of our
+ neighbouring kings&mdash;[Probably Alfonso XI. of Castile]&mdash;having
+ received a blow from the hand of God, swore he would be revenged, and in
+ order to it, made proclamation that for ten years to come no one should
+ pray to Him, or so much as mention Him throughout his dominions, or, so
+ far as his authority went, believe in Him; by which they meant to paint
+ not so much the folly as the vainglory of the nation of which this tale
+ was told. They are vices that always go together, but in truth such
+ actions as these have in them still more of presumption than want of wit.
+ Augustus Caesar, having been tossed with a tempest at sea, fell to defying
+ Neptune, and in the pomp of the Circensian games, to be revenged, deposed
+ his statue from the place it had amongst the other deities. Wherein he was
+ still less excusable than the former, and less than he was afterwards
+ when, having lost a battle under Quintilius Varus in Germany, in rage and
+ despair he went running his head against the wall, crying out, “O
+ Varus! give me back my legions!” for these exceed all folly,
+ forasmuch as impiety is joined therewith, invading God Himself, or at
+ least Fortune, as if she had ears that were subject to our batteries; like
+ the Thracians, who when it thunders or lightens, fall to shooting against
+ heaven with Titanian vengeance, as if by flights of arrows they intended
+ to bring God to reason. Though the ancient poet in Plutarch tells us&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Point ne se faut couroucer aux affaires,
+ Il ne leur chault de toutes nos choleres.”
+
+ [“We must not trouble the gods with our affairs; they take no heed
+ of our angers and disputes.”&mdash;Plutarch.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But we can never enough decry the disorderly sallies of our minds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER V&mdash;&mdash;WHETHER THE GOVERNOR OF A PLACE BESIEGED OUGHT
+ HIMSELF TO GO OUT TO PARLEY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Quintus Marcius, the Roman legate in the war against Perseus, King of
+ Macedon, to gain time wherein to reinforce his army, set on foot some
+ overtures of accommodation, with which the king being lulled asleep,
+ concluded a truce for some days, by this means giving his enemy
+ opportunity and leisure to recruit his forces, which was afterwards the
+ occasion of the king’s final ruin. Yet the elder senators, mindful
+ of their forefathers’ manners, condemned this proceeding as
+ degenerating from their ancient practice, which, they said, was to fight
+ by valour, and not by artifice, surprises, and night-encounters; neither
+ by pretended flight nor unexpected rallies to overcome their enemies;
+ never making war till having first proclaimed it, and very often assigned
+ both the hour and place of battle. Out of this generous principle it was
+ that they delivered up to Pyrrhus his treacherous physician, and to the
+ Etrurians their disloyal schoolmaster. This was, indeed, a procedure truly
+ Roman, and nothing allied to the Grecian subtlety, nor to the Punic
+ cunning, where it was reputed a victory of less glory to overcome by force
+ than by fraud. Deceit may serve for a need, but he only confesses himself
+ overcome who knows he is neither subdued by policy nor misadventure, but
+ by dint of valour, man to man, in a fair and just war. It very well
+ appears, by the discourse of these good old senators, that this fine
+ sentence was not yet received amongst them.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dolus, an virtus, quis in hoste requirat?”
+
+ [“What matters whether by valour or by strategem we overcome the
+ enemy?”&mdash;Aeneid, ii. 390]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Achaians, says Polybius, abhorred all manner of double-dealing in war,
+ not reputing it a victory unless where the courage of the enemy was fairly
+ subdued:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “Eam vir sanctus et sapiens sciet veram esse victoriam, quae, salva
+ fide et integra dignitate, parabitur.”&mdash;[“An honest and
+ prudent man will acknowledge that only to be a true victory which shall be
+ obtained saving his own good faith and dignity.”&mdash;Florus, i.
+ 12.]&mdash;Says another:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vosne velit, an me, regnare hera, quidve ferat,
+ fors virtute experiamur.”
+
+ [“Whether you or I shall rule, or what shall happen, let us
+ determine by valour.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., i. 12]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the kingdom of Ternate, amongst those nations which we so broadly call
+ barbarians, they have a custom never to commence war, till it be first
+ proclaimed; adding withal an ample declaration of what means they have to
+ do it with, with what and how many men, what ammunitions, and what, both
+ offensive and defensive, arms; but also, that being done, if their enemies
+ do not yield and come to an agreement, they conceive it lawful to employ
+ without reproach in their wars any means which may help them to conquer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ancient Florentines were so far from seeking to obtain any advantage
+ over their enemies by surprise, that they always gave them a month’s
+ warning before they drew their army into the field, by the continual
+ tolling of a bell they called Martinella.&mdash;[After St. Martin.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For what concerns ourselves, who are not so scrupulous in this affair, and
+ who attribute the honour of the war to him who has the profit of it, and
+ who after Lysander say, “Where the lion’s skin is too short,
+ we must eke it out with a bit from that of a fox”; the most usual
+ occasions of surprise are derived from this practice, and we hold that
+ there are no moments wherein a chief ought to be more circumspect, and to
+ have his eye so much at watch, as those of parleys and treaties of
+ accommodation; and it is, therefore, become a general rule amongst the
+ martial men of these latter times, that a governor of a place never ought,
+ in a time of siege, to go out to parley. It was for this that in our
+ fathers’ days the Seigneurs de Montmord and de l’Assigni,
+ defending Mousson against the Count of Nassau, were so highly censured.
+ But yet, as to this, it would be excusable in that governor who, going
+ out, should, notwithstanding, do it in such manner that the safety and
+ advantage should be on his side; as Count Guido di Rangone did at Reggio
+ (if we are to believe Du Bellay, for Guicciardini says it was he himself)
+ when the Seigneur de l’Escut approached to parley, who stepped so
+ little away from his fort, that a disorder happening in the interim of
+ parley, not only Monsieur de l’Escut and his party who were advanced
+ with him, found themselves by much the weaker, insomuch that Alessandro
+ Trivulcio was there slain, but he himself follow the Count, and, relying
+ upon his honour, to secure himself from the danger of the shot within the
+ walls of the town.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Eumenes, being shut up in the city of Nora by Antigonus, and by him
+ importuned to come out to speak with him, as he sent him word it was fit
+ he should to a greater man than himself, and one who had now an advantage
+ over him, returned this noble answer. “Tell him,” said he,
+ “that I shall never think any man greater than myself whilst I have
+ my sword in my hand,” and would not consent to come out to him till
+ first, according to his own demand, Antigonus had delivered him his own
+ nephew Ptolomeus in hostage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet some have done very well in going out in person to parley, on the
+ word of the assailant: witness Henry de Vaux, a cavalier of Champagne, who
+ being besieged by the English in the Castle of Commercy, and Bartholomew
+ de Brunes, who commanded at the Leaguer, having so sapped the greatest
+ part of the castle without, that nothing remained but setting fire to the
+ props to bury the besieged under the ruins, he requested the said Henry to
+ come out to speak with him for his own good, which he did with three more
+ in company; and, his ruin being made apparent to him, he conceived himself
+ singularly obliged to his enemy, to whose discretion he and his garrison
+ surrendered themselves; and fire being presently applied to the mine, the
+ props no sooner began to fail, but the castle was immediately blown up
+ from its foundations, no one stone being left upon another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could, and do, with great facility, rely upon the faith of another; but
+ I should very unwillingly do it in such a case, as it should thereby be
+ judged that it was rather an effect of my despair and want of courage than
+ voluntarily and out of confidence and security in the faith of him with
+ whom I had to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VI&mdash;&mdash;THAT THE HOUR OF PARLEY DANGEROUS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I saw, notwithstanding, lately at Mussidan, a place not far from my house,
+ that those who were driven out thence by our army, and others of their
+ party, highly complained of treachery, for that during a treaty of
+ accommodation, and in the very interim that their deputies were treating,
+ they were surprised and cut to pieces: a thing that, peradventure, in
+ another age, might have had some colour of foul play; but, as I have just
+ said, the practice of arms in these days is quite another thing, and there
+ is now no confidence in an enemy excusable till the treaty is finally
+ sealed; and even then the conqueror has enough to do to keep his word: so
+ hazardous a thing it is to entrust the observation of the faith a man has
+ engaged to a town that surrenders upon easy and favourable conditions, to
+ the licence of a victorious army, and to give the soldier free entrance
+ into it in the heat of blood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lucius AEmilius Regillus, the Roman praetor, having lost his time in
+ attempting to take the city of Phocaea by force, by reason of the singular
+ valour wherewith the inhabitants defended themselves, conditioned, at
+ last, to receive them as friends to the people of Rome, and to enter the
+ town, as into a confederate city, without any manner of hostility, of
+ which he gave them all assurance; but having, for the greater pomp,
+ brought his whole army in with him, it was no more in his power, with all
+ the endeavour he could use, to restrain his people: so that, avarice and
+ revenge trampling under foot both his authority and all military
+ discipline, he there saw a considerable part of the city sacked and ruined
+ before his face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cleomenes was wont to say, “that what mischief soever a man could do
+ his enemy in time of war was above justice, and nothing accountable to it
+ in the sight of gods and men.” And so, having concluded a truce with
+ those of Argos for seven days, the third night after he fell upon them
+ when they were all buried in sleep, and put them to the sword, alleging
+ that there had no nights been mentioned in the truce; but the gods
+ punished this subtle perfidy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a time of parley also; and while the citizens were relying upon their
+ safety warrant, the city of Casilinum was taken by surprise, and that even
+ in the age of the justest captains and the most perfect Roman military
+ discipline; for it is not said that it is not lawful for us, in time and
+ place, to make advantage of our enemies’ want of understanding, as
+ well as their want of courage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, doubtless, war has naturally many privileges that appear reasonable
+ even to the prejudice of reason. And therefore here the rule fails,
+ “Neminem id agere ut ex alte rius praedetur inscitia.”&mdash;[“No
+ one should preys upon another’s folly.”&mdash;Cicero, De
+ Offic., iii. 17.]&mdash;But I am astonished at the great liberty allowed
+ by Xenophon in such cases, and that both by precept and by the example of
+ several exploits of his complete emperor; an author of very great
+ authority, I confess, in those affairs, as being in his own person both a
+ great captain and a philosopher of the first form of Socrates’
+ disciples; and yet I cannot consent to such a measure of licence as he
+ dispenses in all things and places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Monsieur d’Aubigny, besieging Capua, and after having directed a
+ furious battery against it, Signor Fabricio Colonna, governor of the town,
+ having from a bastion begun to parley, and his soldiers in the meantime
+ being a little more remiss in their guard, our people entered the place at
+ unawares, and put them all to the sword. And of later memory, at Yvoy,
+ Signor Juliano Romero having played that part of a novice to go out to
+ parley with the Constable, at his return found his place taken. But, that
+ we might not scape scot-free, the Marquess of Pescara having laid siege to
+ Genoa, where Duke Ottaviano Fregosa commanded under our protection, and
+ the articles betwixt them being so far advanced that it was looked upon as
+ a done thing, and upon the point to be concluded, the Spaniards in the
+ meantime having slipped in, made use of this treachery as an absolute
+ victory. And since, at Ligny, in Barrois, where the Count de Brienne
+ commanded, the emperor having in his own person beleaguered that place,
+ and Bertheville, the said Count’s lieutenant, going out to parley,
+ whilst he was capitulating the town was taken.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fu il vincer sempremai laudabil cosa,
+ Vincasi o per fortuna, o per ingegno,”
+
+ [“Victory is ever worthy of praise, whether obtained by valour or
+ wisdom.”&mdash;Ariosto, xv. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But the philosopher Chrysippus was of another opinion, wherein I also
+ concur; for he was used to say that those who run a race ought to employ
+ all the force they have in what they are about, and to run as fast as they
+ can; but that it is by no means fair in them to lay any hand upon their
+ adversary to stop him, nor to set a leg before him to throw him down. And
+ yet more generous was the answer of that great Alexander to Polypercon who
+ was persuading him to take the advantage of the night’s obscurity to
+ fall upon Darius. “By no means,” said be; “it is not for
+ such a man as I am to steal a victory, ‘Malo me fortunae poeniteat,
+ quam victoria pudeat.’”&mdash;[“I had rather complain of
+ ill-fortune than be ashamed of victory.” Quint. Curt, iv. 13]&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Atque idem fugientem baud est dignatus Oroden
+ Sternere, nec jacta caecum dare cuspide vulnus
+ Obvius, adversoque occurrit, seque viro vir
+ Contulit, haud furto melior, sed fortibus armis.”
+
+ [“He deigned not to throw down Orodes as he fled, or with the darted
+ spear to give him a wound unseen; but overtaking him, he confronted
+ him face to face, and encountered man to man: superior, not in
+ stratagem, but in valiant arms.”&mdash;AEneid, x. 732.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VII&mdash;&mdash;THAT THE INTENTION IS JUDGE OF OUR ACTIONS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a saying, “That death discharges us of all our
+ obligations.” I know some who have taken it in another sense. Henry
+ VII., King of England, articled with Don Philip, son to Maximilian the
+ emperor, or (to place him more honourably) father to the Emperor Charles
+ V., that the said Philip should deliver up the Duke of Suffolk of the
+ White Rose, his enemy, who was fled into the Low Countries, into his
+ hands; which Philip accordingly did, but upon condition, nevertheless,
+ that Henry should attempt nothing against the life of the said Duke; but
+ coming to die, the king in his last will commanded his son to put him to
+ death immediately after his decease. And lately, in the tragedy that the
+ Duke of Alva presented to us in the persons of the Counts Horn and Egmont
+ at Brussels, &mdash;[Decapitated 4th June 1568]&mdash;there were very
+ remarkable passages, and one amongst the rest, that Count Egmont (upon the
+ security of whose word and faith Count Horn had come and surrendered
+ himself to the Duke of Alva) earnestly entreated that he might first mount
+ the scaffold, to the end that death might disengage him from the
+ obligation he had passed to the other. In which case, methinks, death did
+ not acquit the former of his promise, and that the second was discharged
+ from it without dying. We cannot be bound beyond what we are able to
+ perform, by reason that effect and performance are not at all in our
+ power, and that, indeed, we are masters of nothing but the will, in which,
+ by necessity, all the rules and whole duty of mankind are founded and
+ established: therefore Count Egmont, conceiving his soul and will indebted
+ to his promise, although he had not the power to make it good, had
+ doubtless been absolved of his duty, even though he had outlived the
+ other; but the King of England wilfully and premeditately breaking his
+ faith, was no more to be excused for deferring the execution of his
+ infidelity till after his death than the mason in Herodotus, who having
+ inviolably, during the time of his life, kept the secret of the treasure
+ of the King of Egypt, his master, at his death discovered it to his
+ children.&mdash;[Herod., ii. 121.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have taken notice of several in my time, who, convicted by their
+ consciences of unjustly detaining the goods of another, have endeavoured
+ to make amends by their will, and after their decease; but they had as
+ good do nothing, as either in taking so much time in so pressing an
+ affair, or in going about to remedy a wrong with so little dissatisfaction
+ or injury to themselves. They owe, over and above, something of their own;
+ and by how much their payment is more strict and incommodious to
+ themselves, by so much is their restitution more just meritorious.
+ Penitency requires penalty; but they yet do worse than these, who reserve
+ the animosity against their neighbour to the last gasp, having concealed
+ it during their life; wherein they manifest little regard of their own
+ honour, irritating the party offended in their memory; and less to their
+ the power, even out of to make their malice die with them, but extending
+ the life of their hatred even beyond their own. Unjust judges, who defer
+ judgment to a time wherein they can have no knowledge of the cause! For my
+ part, I shall take care, if I can, that my death discover nothing that my
+ life has not first and openly declared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VIII&mdash;&mdash;OF IDLENESS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ As we see some grounds that have long lain idle and untilled, when grown
+ rich and fertile by rest, to abound with and spend their virtue in the
+ product of innumerable sorts of weeds and wild herbs that are
+ unprofitable, and that to make them perform their true office, we are to
+ cultivate and prepare them for such seeds as are proper for our service;
+ and as we see women that, without knowledge of man, do sometimes of
+ themselves bring forth inanimate and formless lumps of flesh, but that to
+ cause a natural and perfect generation they are to be husbanded with
+ another kind of seed: even so it is with minds, which if not applied to
+ some certain study that may fix and restrain them, run into a thousand
+ extravagances, eternally roving here and there in the vague expanse of the
+ imagination&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sicut aqua tremulum labris ubi lumen ahenis,
+ Sole repercussum, aut radiantis imagine lunae,
+ Omnia pervolitat late loca; jamque sub auras
+ Erigitur, summique ferit laquearia tecti.”
+
+ [“As when in brazen vats of water the trembling beams of light,
+ reflected from the sun, or from the image of the radiant moon,
+ swiftly float over every place around, and now are darted up on
+ high, and strike the ceilings of the upmost roof.”&mdash;
+ AEneid, viii. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;in which wild agitation there is no folly, nor idle fancy they do
+ not light upon:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Velut aegri somnia, vanae
+ Finguntur species.”
+
+ [“As a sick man’s dreams, creating vain phantasms.”&mdash;
+ Hor., De Arte Poetica, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The soul that has no established aim loses itself, for, as it is said&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quisquis ubique habitat, Maxime, nusquam habitat.”
+
+ [“He who lives everywhere, lives nowhere.”&mdash;Martial, vii. 73.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When I lately retired to my own house, with a resolution, as much as
+ possibly I could, to avoid all manner of concern in affairs, and to spend
+ in privacy and repose the little remainder of time I have to live, I
+ fancied I could not more oblige my mind than to suffer it at full leisure
+ to entertain and divert itself, which I now hoped it might henceforth do,
+ as being by time become more settled and mature; but I find&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Variam semper dant otia mentem,”
+
+ [“Leisure ever creates varied thought.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. 704]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ that, quite contrary, it is like a horse that has broke from his rider,
+ who voluntarily runs into a much more violent career than any horseman
+ would put him to, and creates me so many chimaeras and fantastic monsters,
+ one upon another, without order or design, that, the better at leisure to
+ contemplate their strangeness and absurdity, I have begun to commit them
+ to writing, hoping in time to make it ashamed of itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IX&mdash;&mdash;OF LIARS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is not a man living whom it would so little become to speak from
+ memory as myself, for I have scarcely any at all, and do not think that
+ the world has another so marvellously treacherous as mine. My other
+ faculties are all sufficiently ordinary and mean; but in this I think
+ myself very rare and singular, and deserving to be thought famous. Besides
+ the natural inconvenience I suffer by it (for, certes, the necessary use
+ of memory considered, Plato had reason when he called it a great and
+ powerful goddess), in my country, when they would say a man has no sense,
+ they say, such an one has no memory; and when I complain of the defect of
+ mine, they do not believe me, and reprove me, as though I accused myself
+ for a fool: not discerning the difference betwixt memory and
+ understanding, which is to make matters still worse for me. But they do me
+ wrong; for experience, rather, daily shows us, on the contrary, that a
+ strong memory is commonly coupled with infirm judgment. They do, me,
+ moreover (who am so perfect in nothing as in friendship), a great wrong in
+ this, that they make the same words which accuse my infirmity, represent
+ me for an ungrateful person; they bring my affections into question upon
+ the account of my memory, and from a natural imperfection, make out a
+ defect of conscience. “He has forgot,” says one, “this
+ request, or that promise; he no more remembers his friends; he has forgot
+ to say or do, or conceal such and such a thing, for my sake.” And,
+ truly, I am apt enough to forget many things, but to neglect anything my
+ friend has given me in charge, I never do it. And it should be enough,
+ methinks, that I feel the misery and inconvenience of it, without branding
+ me with malice, a vice so contrary to my humour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ However, I derive these comforts from my infirmity: first, that it is an
+ evil from which principally I have found reason to correct a worse, that
+ would easily enough have grown upon me, namely, ambition; the defect being
+ intolerable in those who take upon them public affairs. That, like
+ examples in the progress of nature demonstrate to us, she has fortified me
+ in my other faculties proportionably as she has left me unfurnished in
+ this; I should otherwise have been apt implicitly to have reposed my mind
+ and judgment upon the bare report of other men, without ever setting them
+ to work upon their own force, had the inventions and opinions of others
+ been ever been present with me by the benefit of memory. That by this
+ means I am not so talkative, for the magazine of the memory is ever better
+ furnished with matter than that of the invention. Had mine been faithful
+ to me, I had ere this deafened all my friends with my babble, the subjects
+ themselves arousing and stirring up the little faculty I have of handling
+ and employing them, heating and distending my discourse, which were a
+ pity: as I have observed in several of my intimate friends, who, as their
+ memories supply them with an entire and full view of things, begin their
+ narrative so far back, and crowd it with so many impertinent
+ circumstances, that though the story be good in itself, they make a shift
+ to spoil it; and if otherwise, you are either to curse the strength of
+ their memory or the weakness of their judgment: and it is a hard thing to
+ close up a discourse, and to cut it short, when you have once started;
+ there is nothing wherein the force of a horse is so much seen as in a
+ round and sudden stop. I see even those who are pertinent enough, who
+ would, but cannot stop short in their career; for whilst they are seeking
+ out a handsome period to conclude with, they go on at random, straggling
+ about upon impertinent trivialities, as men staggering upon weak legs.
+ But, above all, old men who retain the memory of things past, and forget
+ how often they have told them, are dangerous company; and I have known
+ stories from the mouth of a man of very great quality, otherwise very
+ pleasant in themselves, become very wearisome by being repeated a hundred
+ times over and over again to the same people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secondly, that, by this means, I the less remember the injuries I have
+ received; insomuch that, as the ancient said,&mdash;[Cicero, Pro Ligar. c.
+ 12.]&mdash;I should have a register of injuries, or a prompter, as Darius,
+ who, that he might not forget the offence he had received from those of
+ Athens, so oft as he sat down to dinner, ordered one of his pages three
+ times to repeat in his ear, “Sir, remember the Athenians”;&mdash;[Herod.,
+ v. 105.]&mdash;and then, again, the places which I revisit, and the books
+ I read over again, still smile upon me with a fresh novelty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is not without good reason said “that he who has not a good
+ memory should never take upon him the trade of lying.” I know very
+ well that the grammarians&mdash;[Nigidius, Aulus Gellius, xi. ii; Nonius,
+ v. 80.]&mdash; distinguish betwixt an untruth and a lie, and say that to
+ tell an untruth is to tell a thing that is false, but that we ourselves
+ believe to be true; and that the definition of the word to lie in Latin,
+ from which our French is taken, is to tell a thing which we know in our
+ conscience to be untrue; and it is of this last sort of liars only that I
+ now speak. Now, these do either wholly contrive and invent the untruths
+ they utter, or so alter and disguise a true story that it ends in a lie.
+ When they disguise and often alter the same story, according to their own
+ fancy, ‘tis very hard for them, at one time or another, to escape
+ being trapped, by reason that the real truth of the thing, having first
+ taken possession of the memory, and being there lodged impressed by the
+ medium of knowledge and science, it will be difficult that it should not
+ represent itself to the imagination, and shoulder out falsehood, which
+ cannot there have so sure and settled footing as the other; and the
+ circumstances of the first true knowledge evermore running in their minds,
+ will be apt to make them forget those that are illegitimate, and only,
+ forged by their own fancy. In what they, wholly invent, forasmuch as there
+ is no contrary impression to jostle their invention there seems to be less
+ danger of tripping; and yet even this by reason it is a vain body and
+ without any hold, is very apt to escape the memory, if it be not well
+ assured. Of which I had very pleasant experience, at the expense of such
+ as profess only to form and accommodate their speech to the affair they
+ have in hand, or to humour of the great folks to whom they are speaking;
+ for the circumstances to which these men stick not to enslave their faith
+ and conscience being subject to several changes, their language must vary
+ accordingly: whence it happens that of the same thing they tell one man
+ that it is this, and another that it is that, giving it several colours;
+ which men, if they once come to confer notes, and find out the cheat, what
+ becomes of this fine art? To which may be added, that they must of
+ necessity very often ridiculously trap themselves; for what memory can be
+ sufficient to retain so many different shapes as they have forged upon one
+ and the same subject? I have known many in my time very ambitious of the
+ repute of this fine wit; but they do not see that if they have the
+ reputation of it, the effect can no longer be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In plain truth, lying is an accursed vice. We are not men, nor have other
+ tie upon one another, but by our word. If we did but discover the horror
+ and gravity of it, we should pursue it with fire and sword, and more
+ justly than other crimes. I see that parents commonly, and with
+ indiscretion enough, correct their children for little innocent faults,
+ and torment them for wanton tricks, that have neither impression nor
+ consequence; whereas, in my opinion, lying only, and, which is of
+ something a lower form, obstinacy, are the faults which are to be severely
+ whipped out of them, both in their infancy and in their progress,
+ otherwise they grow up and increase with them; and after a tongue has once
+ got the knack of lying, ‘tis not to be imagined how impossible it is
+ to reclaim it whence it comes to pass that we see some, who are otherwise
+ very honest men, so subject and enslaved to this vice. I have an honest
+ lad to my tailor, whom I never knew guilty of one truth, no, not when it
+ had been to his advantage. If falsehood had, like truth, but one face
+ only, we should be upon better terms; for we should then take for certain
+ the contrary to what the liar says: but the reverse of truth has a hundred
+ thousand forms, and a field indefinite, without bound or limit. The
+ Pythagoreans make good to be certain and finite, and evil, infinite and
+ uncertain. There are a thousand ways to miss the white, there is only one
+ to hit it. For my own part, I have this vice in so great horror, that I am
+ not sure I could prevail with my conscience to secure myself from the most
+ manifest and extreme danger by an impudent and solemn lie. An ancient
+ father says “that a dog we know is better company than a man whose
+ language we do not understand.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut externus alieno pene non sit hominis vice.”
+
+ [“As a foreigner cannot be said to supply us the place of a man.”
+ &mdash;Pliny, Nat. Hist. vii. I]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And how much less sociable is false speaking than silence?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ King Francis I. vaunted that he had by this means nonplussed Francesco
+ Taverna, ambassador of Francesco Sforza, Duke of Milan, a man very famous
+ for his science in talking in those days. This gentleman had been sent to
+ excuse his master to his Majesty about a thing of very great consequence,
+ which was this: the King, still to maintain some intelligence with Italy,
+ out of which he had lately been driven, and particularly with the duchy of
+ Milan, had thought it convenient to have a gentleman on his behalf to be
+ with that Duke: an ambassador in effect, but in outward appearance a
+ private person who pretended to reside there upon his own particular
+ affairs; for the Duke, much more depending upon the Emperor, especially at
+ a time when he was in a treaty of marriage with his niece, daughter to the
+ King of Denmark, who is now dowager of Lorraine, could not manifest any
+ practice and conference with us without his great interest. For this
+ commission one Merveille, a Milanese gentleman, and an equerry to the
+ King, being thought very fit, was accordingly despatched thither with
+ private credentials, and instructions as ambassador, and with other
+ letters of recommendation to the Duke about his own private concerns, the
+ better to mask and colour the business; and was so long in that court,
+ that the Emperor at last had some inkling of his real employment there;
+ which was the occasion of what followed after, as we suppose; which was,
+ that under pretence of some murder, his trial was in two days despatched,
+ and his head in the night struck off in prison. Messire Francesco being
+ come, and prepared with a long counterfeit history of the affair (for the
+ King had applied himself to all the princes of Christendom, as well as to
+ the Duke himself, to demand satisfaction), had his audience at the morning
+ council; where, after he had for the support of his cause laid open
+ several plausible justifications of the fact, that his master had never
+ looked upon this Merveille for other than a private gentleman and his own
+ subject, who was there only in order to his own business, neither had he
+ ever lived under any other aspect; absolutely disowning that he had ever
+ heard he was one of the King’s household or that his Majesty so much
+ as knew him, so far was he from taking him for an ambassador: the King, in
+ his turn, pressing him with several objections and demands, and
+ challenging him on all sides, tripped him up at last by asking, why, then,
+ the execution was performed by night, and as it were by stealth? At which
+ the poor confounded ambassador, the more handsomely to disengage himself,
+ made answer, that the Duke would have been very loth, out of respect to
+ his Majesty, that such an execution should have been performed by day. Any
+ one may guess if he was not well rated when he came home, for having so
+ grossly tripped in the presence of a prince of so delicate a nostril as
+ King Francis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pope Julius II. having sent an ambassador to the King of England to
+ animate him against King Francis, the ambassador having had his audience,
+ and the King, before he would give an answer, insisting upon the
+ difficulties he should find in setting on foot so great a preparation as
+ would be necessary to attack so potent a King, and urging some reasons to
+ that effect, the ambassador very unseasonably replied that he had also
+ himself considered the same difficulties, and had represented them to the
+ Pope. From which saying of his, so directly opposite to the thing
+ propounded and the business he came about, which was immediately to incite
+ him to war, the King of England first derived the argument (which he
+ afterward found to be true), that this ambassador, in his own mind, was on
+ the side of the French; of which having advertised his master, his estate
+ at his return home was confiscated, and he himself very narrowly escaped
+ the losing of his head.&mdash;[Erasmi Op. (1703), iv. col. 684.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER X&mdash;&mdash;OF QUICK OR SLOW SPEECH
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Onc ne furent a touts toutes graces donnees.”
+
+ [“All graces were never yet given to any one man.”&mdash;A verse
+ in one of La Brebis’ Sonnets.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ So we see in the gift of eloquence, wherein some have such a facility and
+ promptness, and that which we call a present wit so easy, that they are
+ ever ready upon all occasions, and never to be surprised; and others more
+ heavy and slow, never venture to utter anything but what they have long
+ premeditated, and taken great care and pains to fit and prepare.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, as we teach young ladies those sports and exercises which are most
+ proper to set out the grace and beauty of those parts wherein their
+ chiefest ornament and perfection lie, so it should be in these two
+ advantages of eloquence, to which the lawyers and preachers of our age
+ seem principally to pretend. If I were worthy to advise, the slow speaker,
+ methinks, should be more proper for the pulpit, and the other for the bar:
+ and that because the employment of the first does naturally allow him all
+ the leisure he can desire to prepare himself, and besides, his career is
+ performed in an even and unintermitted line, without stop or interruption;
+ whereas the pleader’s business and interest compels him to enter the
+ lists upon all occasions, and the unexpected objections and replies of his
+ adverse party jostle him out of his course, and put him, upon the instant,
+ to pump for new and extempore answers and defences. Yet, at the interview
+ betwixt Pope Clement and King Francis at Marseilles, it happened, quite
+ contrary, that Monsieur Poyet, a man bred up all his life at the bar, and
+ in the highest repute for eloquence, having the charge of making the
+ harangue to the Pope committed to him, and having so long meditated on it
+ beforehand, as, so they said, to have brought it ready made along with him
+ from Paris; the very day it was to have been pronounced, the Pope, fearing
+ something might be said that might give offence to the other princes’
+ ambassadors who were there attending on him, sent to acquaint the King
+ with the argument which he conceived most suiting to the time and place,
+ but, by chance, quite another thing to that Monsieur de Poyet had taken so
+ much pains about: so that the fine speech he had prepared was of no use,
+ and he was upon the instant to contrive another; which finding himself
+ unable to do, Cardinal du Bellay was constrained to perform that office.
+ The pleader’s part is, doubtless, much harder than that of the
+ preacher; and yet, in my opinion, we see more passable lawyers than
+ preachers, at all events in France. It should seem that the nature of wit
+ is to have its operation prompt and sudden, and that of judgment to have
+ it more deliberate and more slow. But he who remains totally silent, for
+ want of leisure to prepare himself to speak well, and he also whom leisure
+ does noways benefit to better speaking, are equally unhappy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis said of Severus Cassius that he spoke best extempore, that he
+ stood more obliged to fortune than to his own diligence; that it was an
+ advantage to him to be interrupted in speaking, and that his adversaries
+ were afraid to nettle him, lest his anger should redouble his eloquence. I
+ know, experimentally, the disposition of nature so impatient of tedious
+ and elaborate premeditation, that if it do not go frankly and gaily to
+ work, it can perform nothing to purpose. We say of some compositions that
+ they stink of oil and of the lamp, by reason of a certain rough harshness
+ that laborious handling imprints upon those where it has been employed.
+ But besides this, the solicitude of doing well, and a certain striving and
+ contending of a mind too far strained and overbent upon its undertaking,
+ breaks and hinders itself like water, that by force of its own pressing
+ violence and abundance, cannot find a ready issue through the neck of a
+ bottle or a narrow sluice. In this condition of nature, of which I am now
+ speaking, there is this also, that it would not be disordered and
+ stimulated with such passions as the fury of Cassius (for such a motion
+ would be too violent and rude); it would not be jostled, but solicited; it
+ would be roused and heated by unexpected, sudden, and accidental
+ occasions. If it be left to itself, it flags and languishes; agitation
+ only gives it grace and vigour. I am always worst in my own possession,
+ and when wholly at my own disposition: accident has more title to anything
+ that comes from me than I; occasion, company, and even the very rising and
+ falling of my own voice, extract more from my fancy than I can find, when
+ I sound and employ it by myself. By which means, the things I say are
+ better than those I write, if either were to be preferred, where neither
+ is worth anything. This, also, befalls me, that I do not find myself where
+ I seek myself, and I light upon things more by chance than by any
+ inquisition of my own judgment. I perhaps sometimes hit upon something
+ when I write, that seems quaint and sprightly to me, though it will appear
+ dull and heavy to another.&mdash;But let us leave these fine compliments;
+ every one talks thus of himself according to his talent. But when I come
+ to speak, I am already so lost that I know not what I was about to say,
+ and in such cases a stranger often finds it out before me. If I should
+ make erasure so often as this inconvenience befalls me, I should make
+ clean work; occasion will, at some other time, lay it as visible to me as
+ the light, and make me wonder what I should stick at.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XI&mdash;&mdash;OF PROGNOSTICATIONS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ For what concerns oracles, it is certain that a good while before the
+ coming of Jesus Christ they had begun to lose their credit; for we see
+ that Cicero troubled to find out the cause of their decay, and he has
+ these words:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cur isto modo jam oracula Delphis non eduntur,
+ non modo nostro aetate, sed jam diu; ut nihil
+ possit esse contemptius?”
+
+ [“What is the reason that the oracles at Delphi are no longer
+ uttered: not merely in this age of ours, but for a long time past,
+ insomuch that nothing is more in contempt?”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Divin., ii. 57.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But as to the other prognostics, calculated from the anatomy of beasts at
+ sacrifices (to which purpose Plato does, in part, attribute the natural
+ constitution of the intestines of the beasts themselves), the scraping of
+ poultry, the flight of birds&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aves quasdam . . . rerum augurandarum
+ causa natas esse putamus.”
+
+ [“We think some sorts of birds are purposely created to serve
+ the purposes of augury.”&mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., ii. 64.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ claps of thunder, the overflowing of rivers&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Multa cernunt Aruspices, multa Augures provident,
+ multa oraculis declarantur, multa vaticinationibus,
+ multa somniis, multa portentis.”
+
+ [“The Aruspices discern many things, the Augurs foresee many things,
+ many things are announced by oracles, many by vaticinations, many by
+ dreams, many by portents.”&mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., ii. 65.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;and others of the like nature, upon which antiquity founded most of
+ their public and private enterprises, our religion has totally abolished
+ them. And although there yet remain amongst us some practices of
+ divination from the stars, from spirits, from the shapes and complexions
+ of men, from dreams and the like (a notable example of the wild curiosity
+ of our nature to grasp at and anticipate future things, as if we had not
+ enough to do to digest the present)&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cur hanc tibi, rector Olympi,
+ Sollicitis visum mortalibus addere curam,
+ Noscant venturas ut dira per omina clades?...
+ Sit subitum, quodcumque paras; sit coeca futuri
+ Mens hominum fati, liceat sperare timenti.”
+
+ [“Why, ruler of Olympus, hast thou to anxious mortals thought fit to
+ add this care, that they should know by, omens future slaughter?...
+ Let whatever thou art preparing be sudden. Let the mind of men be
+ blind to fate in store; let it be permitted to the timid to hope.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, ii. 14]
+
+ “Ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit;
+ miserum est enim, nihil proficientem angi,”
+
+ [“It is useless to know what shall come to pass; it is a miserable
+ thing to be tormented to no purpose.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., iii. 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ yet are they of much less authority now than heretofore. Which makes so
+ much more remarkable the example of Francesco, Marquis of Saluzzo, who
+ being lieutenant to King Francis I. in his ultramontane army, infinitely
+ favoured and esteemed in our court, and obliged to the king’s bounty
+ for the marquisate itself, which had been forfeited by his brother; and as
+ to the rest, having no manner of provocation given him to do it, and even
+ his own affection opposing any such disloyalty, suffered himself to be so
+ terrified, as it was confidently reported, with the fine prognostics that
+ were spread abroad everywhere in favour of the Emperor Charles V., and to
+ our disadvantage (especially in Italy, where these foolish prophecies were
+ so far believed, that at Rome great sums of money were ventured out upon
+ return of greater, when the prognostics came to pass, so certain they made
+ themselves of our ruin), that, having often bewailed, to those of his
+ acquaintance who were most intimate with him, the mischiefs that he saw
+ would inevitably fall upon the Crown of France and the friends he had in
+ that court, he revolted and turned to the other side; to his own
+ misfortune, nevertheless, what constellation soever governed at that time.
+ But he carried himself in this affair like a man agitated by divers
+ passions; for having both towns and forces in his hands, the enemy’s
+ army under Antonio de Leyva close by him, and we not at all suspecting his
+ design, it had been in his power to have done more than he did; for we
+ lost no men by this infidelity of his, nor any town, but Fossano only, and
+ that after a long siege and a brave defence.&mdash;(1536)
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Prudens futuri temporis exitum
+ Caliginosa nocte premit Deus,
+ Ridetque, si mortalis ultra
+ Fas trepidat.”
+
+ [“A wise God covers with thick night the path of the future, and
+ laughs at the man who alarms himself without reason.”
+ &mdash;Hor., Od., iii. 29.]
+
+ “Ille potens sui
+ Laetusque deget, cui licet in diem
+ Dixisse vixi! cras vel atra
+ Nube polum pater occupato,
+ Vel sole puro.”
+
+ [“He lives happy and master of himself who can say as each day
+ passes on, ‘I HAVE LIVED:’ whether to-morrow our Father shall give
+ us a clouded sky or a clear day.”&mdash;Hor., Od., iii. 29]
+
+ “Laetus in praesens animus; quod ultra est,
+ Oderit curare.”
+
+ [“A mind happy, cheerful in the present state, will take good care
+ not to think of what is beyond it.”&mdash;Ibid., ii. 25]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And those who take this sentence in a contrary sense interpret it amiss:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ista sic reciprocantur, ut et si divinatio sit,
+ dii sint; et si dii lint, sit divinatio.”
+
+ [“These things are so far reciprocal that if there be divination,
+ there must be deities; and if deities, divination.”&mdash;Cicero, De
+ Divin., i. 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Much more wisely Pacuvius&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam istis, qui linguam avium intelligunt,
+ Plusque ex alieno jecore sapiunt, quam ex suo,
+ Magis audiendum, quam auscultandum, censeo.”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“As to those who understand the language of birds, and who rather
+ consult the livers of animals other than their own, I had rather
+ hear them than attend to them.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Divin., i. 57, ex Pacuvio]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The so celebrated art of divination amongst the Tuscans took its beginning
+ thus: A labourer striking deep with his cutter into the earth, saw the
+ demigod Tages ascend, with an infantine aspect, but endued with a mature
+ and senile wisdom. Upon the rumour of which, all the people ran to see the
+ sight, by whom his words and science, containing the principles and means
+ to attain to this art, were recorded, and kept for many ages.&mdash;[Cicero,
+ De Devina, ii. 23]&mdash;A birth suitable to its progress; I, for my part,
+ should sooner regulate my affairs by the chance of a die than by such idle
+ and vain dreams. And, indeed, in all republics, a good share of the
+ government has ever been referred to chance. Plato, in the civil regimen
+ that he models according to his own fancy, leaves to it the decision of
+ several things of very great importance, and will, amongst other things,
+ that marriages should be appointed by lot; attributing so great importance
+ to this accidental choice as to ordain that the children begotten in such
+ wedlock be brought up in the country, and those begotten in any other be
+ thrust out as spurious and base; yet so, that if any of those exiles,
+ notwithstanding, should, peradventure, in growing up give any good hope of
+ himself, he might be recalled, as, also, that such as had been retained,
+ should be exiled, in case they gave little expectation of themselves in
+ their early growth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I see some who are mightily given to study and comment upon their
+ almanacs, and produce them to us as an authority when anything has fallen
+ out pat; and, for that matter, it is hardly possible but that these
+ alleged authorities sometimes stumble upon a truth amongst an infinite
+ number of lies.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis est enim, qui totum diem jaculans
+ non aliquando collineet?”
+
+ [“For who shoots all day at butts that does not sometimes hit the
+ white?”&mdash;Cicero, De Divin., ii. 59.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I think never the better of them for some such accidental hit. There would
+ be more certainty in it if there were a rule and a truth of always lying.
+ Besides, nobody records their flimflams and false prognostics, forasmuch
+ as they are infinite and common; but if they chop upon one truth, that
+ carries a mighty report, as being rare, incredible, and prodigious. So
+ Diogenes, surnamed the Atheist, answered him in Samothrace, who, showing
+ him in the temple the several offerings and stories in painting of those
+ who had escaped shipwreck, said to him, “Look, you who think the
+ gods have no care of human things, what do you say to so many persons
+ preserved from death by their especial favour?” “Why, I say,”
+ answered he, “that their pictures are not here who were cast away,
+ who are by much the greater number.”&mdash;[Cicero, De Natura Deor.,
+ i. 37.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cicero observes that of all the philosophers who have acknowledged a
+ deity, Xenophanes the Colophonian only has endeavoured to eradicate all
+ manner of divination&mdash;[Cicero, De Divin., i. 3.]&mdash;; which makes
+ it the less a wonder if we have now and then seen some of our princes,
+ sometimes to their own cost, rely too much upon these vanities. I had
+ given anything with my own eyes to see those two great marvels, the book
+ of Joachim the Calabrian abbot, which foretold all the future Popes, their
+ names and qualities; and that of the Emperor Leo, which prophesied all the
+ emperors and patriarchs of Greece. This I have been an eyewitness of, that
+ in public confusions, men astonished at their fortune, have abandoned
+ their own reason, superstitiously to seek out in the stars the ancient
+ causes and menaces of the present mishaps, and in my time have been so
+ strangely successful in it, as to make me believe that this being an
+ amusement of sharp and volatile wits, those who have been versed in this
+ knack of unfolding and untying riddles, are capable, in any sort of
+ writing, to find out what they desire. But above all, that which gives
+ them the greatest room to play in, is the obscure, ambiguous, and
+ fantastic gibberish of the prophetic canting, where their authors deliver
+ nothing of clear sense, but shroud all in riddle, to the end that
+ posterity may interpret and apply it according to its own fancy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Socrates demon might, perhaps, be no other but a certain impulsion of the
+ will, which obtruded itself upon him without the advice or consent of his
+ judgment; and in a soul so enlightened as his was, and so prepared by a
+ continual exercise of wisdom-and virtue, ‘tis to be supposed those
+ inclinations of his, though sudden and undigested, were very important and
+ worthy to be followed. Every one finds in himself some image of such
+ agitations, of a prompt, vehement, and fortuitous opinion; and I may well
+ allow them some authority, who attribute so little to our prudence, and
+ who also myself have had some, weak in reason, but violent in persuasion
+ and dissuasion, which were most frequent with Socrates,&mdash;[Plato, in
+ his account of Theages the Pythagorean]&mdash;by which I have suffered
+ myself to be carried away so fortunately, and so much to my own advantage,
+ that they might have been judged to have had something in them of a divine
+ inspiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XII&mdash;&mdash;OF CONSTANCY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The law of resolution and constancy does not imply that we ought not, as
+ much as in us lies, to decline and secure ourselves from the mischiefs and
+ inconveniences that threaten us; nor, consequently, that we shall not fear
+ lest they should surprise us: on the contrary, all decent and honest ways
+ and means of securing ourselves from harms, are not only permitted, but,
+ moreover, commendable, and the business of constancy chiefly is, bravely
+ to stand to, and stoutly to suffer those inconveniences which are not
+ possibly to be avoided. So that there is no supple motion of body, nor any
+ movement in the handling of arms, how irregular or ungraceful soever, that
+ we need condemn, if they serve to protect us from the blow that is made
+ against us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Several very warlike nations have made use of a retreating and flying way
+ of fight as a thing of singular advantage, and, by so doing, have made
+ their backs more dangerous to their enemies than their faces. Of which
+ kind of fighting the Turks still retain something in their practice of
+ arms; and Socrates, in Plato, laughs at Laches, who had defined fortitude
+ to be a standing firm in the ranks against the enemy. “What!”
+ says he, “would it, then, be a reputed cowardice to overcome them by
+ giving ground?” urging, at the same time, the authority of Homer,
+ who commends in AEneas the science of flight. And whereas Laches,
+ considering better of it, admits the practice as to the Scythians, and, in
+ general, all cavalry whatever, he again attacks him with the example of
+ the Lacedaemonian foot&mdash;a nation of all other the most obstinate in
+ maintaining their ground&mdash;who, in the battle of Plataea, not being
+ able to break into the Persian phalanx, bethought themselves to disperse
+ and retire, that by the enemy supposing they fled, they might break and
+ disunite that vast body of men in the pursuit, and by that stratagem
+ obtained the victory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for the Scythians, ‘tis said of them, that when Darius went his
+ expedition to subdue them, he sent, by a herald, highly to reproach their
+ king, that he always retired before him and declined a battle; to which
+ Idanthyrses,&mdash;[Herod., iv. 127.]&mdash;for that was his name,
+ returned answer, that it was not for fear of him, or of any man living,
+ that he did so, but that it was the way of marching in practice with his
+ nation, who had neither tilled fields, cities, nor houses to defend, or to
+ fear the enemy should make any advantage of but that if he had such a
+ stomach to fight, let him but come to view their ancient places of
+ sepulture, and there he should have his fill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nevertheless, as to cannon-shot, when a body of men are drawn up in the
+ face of a train of artillery, as the occasion of war often requires, it is
+ unhandsome to quit their post to avoid the danger, forasmuch as by reason
+ of its violence and swiftness we account it inevitable; and many a one, by
+ ducking, stepping aside, and such other motions of fear, has been, at all
+ events, sufficiently laughed at by his companions. And yet, in the
+ expedition that the Emperor Charles V. made against us into Provence, the
+ Marquis de Guast going to reconnoitre the city of Arles, and advancing out
+ of the cover of a windmill, under favour of which he had made his
+ approach, was perceived by the Seigneurs de Bonneval and the Seneschal of
+ Agenois, who were walking upon the ‘theatre aux ayenes’; who
+ having shown him to the Sieur de Villiers, commissary of the artillery, he
+ pointed a culverin so admirably well, and levelled it so exactly right
+ against him, that had not the Marquis, seeing fire given to it, slipped
+ aside, it was certainly concluded the shot had taken him full in the body.
+ And, in like manner, some years before, Lorenzo de’ Medici, Duke of
+ Urbino, and father to the queen-mother&mdash;[Catherine de’ Medici,
+ mother of Henry III.]&mdash;laying siege to Mondolfo, a place in the
+ territories of the Vicariat in Italy, seeing the cannoneer give fire to a
+ piece that pointed directly against him, it was well for him that he
+ ducked, for otherwise the shot, that only razed the top of his head, had
+ doubtless hit him full in the breast. To say truth, I do not think that
+ these evasions are performed upon the account of judgment; for how can any
+ man living judge of high or low aim on so sudden an occasion? And it is
+ much more easy to believe that fortune favoured their apprehension, and
+ that it might be as well at another time to make them face the danger, as
+ to seek to avoid it. For my own part, I confess I cannot forbear starting
+ when the rattle of a harquebuse thunders in my ears on a sudden, and in a
+ place where I am not to expect it, which I have also observed in others,
+ braver fellows than I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither do the Stoics pretend that the soul of their philosopher need be
+ proof against the first visions and fantasies that surprise him; but, as
+ to a natural subjection, consent that he should tremble at the terrible
+ noise of thunder, or the sudden clatter of some falling ruin, and be
+ affrighted even to paleness and convulsion; and so in other passions,
+ provided his judgment remain sound and entire, and that the seat of his
+ reason suffer no concussion nor alteration, and that he yield no consent
+ to his fright and discomposure. To him who is not a philosopher, a fright
+ is the same thing in the first part of it, but quite another thing in the
+ second; for the impression of passions does not remain superficially in
+ him, but penetrates farther, even to the very seat of reason, infecting
+ and corrupting it, so that he judges according to his fear, and conforms
+ his behaviour to it. In this verse you may see the true state of the wise
+ Stoic learnedly and plainly expressed:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mens immota manet; lachrymae volvuntur inanes.”
+
+ [“Though tears flow, the mind remains unmoved.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, AEneid, iv. 449]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Peripatetic sage does not exempt himself totally from perturbations of
+ mind, but he moderates them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIII&mdash;&mdash;THE CEREMONY OF THE INTERVIEW OF PRINCES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is no subject so frivolous that does not merit a place in this
+ rhapsody. According to our common rule of civility, it would be a notable
+ affront to an equal, and much more to a superior, to fail being at home
+ when he has given you notice he will come to visit you. Nay, Queen
+ Margaret of Navarre further adds, that it would be a rudeness in a
+ gentleman to go out, as we so often do, to meet any that is coming to see
+ him, let him be of what high condition soever; and that it is more
+ respectful and more civil to stay at home to receive him, if only upon the
+ account of missing him by the way, and that it is enough to receive him at
+ the door, and to wait upon him. For my part, who as much as I can
+ endeavour to reduce the ceremonies of my house, I very often forget both
+ the one and the other of these vain offices. If, peradventure, some one
+ may take offence at this, I can’t help it; it is much better to
+ offend him once than myself every day, for it would be a perpetual
+ slavery. To what end do we avoid the servile attendance of courts, if we
+ bring the same trouble home to our own private houses? It is also a common
+ rule in all assemblies, that those of less quality are to be first upon
+ the place, by reason that it is more due to the better sort to make others
+ wait and expect them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nevertheless, at the interview betwixt Pope Clement and King Francis at
+ Marseilles,&mdash;[in 1533.]&mdash;the King, after he had taken order for
+ the necessary preparations for his reception and entertainment, withdrew
+ out of the town, and gave the Pope two or three days’ respite for
+ his entry, and to repose and refresh himself, before he came to him. And
+ in like manner, at the assignation of the Pope and the Emperor,&mdash;[Charles
+ V. in 1532.] at Bologna, the Emperor gave the Pope opportunity to come
+ thither first, and came himself after; for which the reason given was
+ this, that at all the interviews of such princes, the greater ought to be
+ first at the appointed place, especially before the other in whose
+ territories the interview is appointed to be, intimating thereby a kind of
+ deference to the other, it appearing proper for the less to seek out and
+ to apply themselves to the greater, and not the greater to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not every country only, but every city and every society has its
+ particular forms of civility. There was care enough to this taken in my
+ education, and I have lived in good company enough to know the formalities
+ of our own nation, and am able to give lessons in it. I love to follow
+ them, but not to be so servilely tied to their observation that my whole
+ life should be enslaved to ceremonies, of which there are some so
+ troublesome that, provided a man omits them out of discretion, and not for
+ want of breeding, it will be every whit as handsome. I have seen some
+ people rude, by being overcivil and troublesome in their courtesy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still, these excesses excepted, the knowledge of courtesy and good manners
+ is a very necessary study. It is, like grace and beauty, that which begets
+ liking and an inclination to love one another at the first sight, and in
+ the very beginning of acquaintance; and, consequently, that which first
+ opens the door and intromits us to instruct ourselves by the example of
+ others, and to give examples ourselves, if we have any worth taking notice
+ of and communicating.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIV&mdash;&mdash;THAT MEN ARE JUSTLY PUNISHED FOR BEING OBSTINATE
+ IN THE DEFENCE OF A FORT THAT IS NOT IN REASON TO BE DEFENDED
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Valour has its bounds as well as other virtues, which, once transgressed,
+ the next step is into the territories of vice; so that by having too large
+ a proportion of this heroic virtue, unless a man be very perfect in its
+ limits, which upon the confines are very hard to discern, he may very
+ easily unawares run into temerity, obstinacy, and folly. From this
+ consideration it is that we have derived the custom, in times of war, to
+ punish, even with death, those who are obstinate to defend a place that by
+ the rules of war is not tenable; otherwise men would be so confident upon
+ the hope of impunity, that not a henroost but would resist and seek to
+ stop an army.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Constable Monsieur de Montmorenci, having at the siege of Pavia been
+ ordered to pass the Ticino, and to take up his quarters in the Faubourg
+ St. Antonio, being hindered by a tower at the end of the bridge, which was
+ so obstinate as to endure a battery, hanged every man he found within it
+ for their labour. And again, accompanying the Dauphin in his expedition
+ beyond the Alps, and taking the Castle of Villano by assault, and all
+ within it being put to the sword by the fury of the soldiers, the governor
+ and his ensign only excepted, he caused them both to be trussed up for the
+ same reason; as also did the Captain Martin du Bellay, then governor of
+ Turin, with the governor of San Buono, in the same country, all his people
+ having been cut to pieces at the taking of the place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But forasmuch as the strength or weakness of a fortress is always measured
+ by the estimate and counterpoise of the forces that attack it &mdash;for a
+ man might reasonably enough despise two culverins, that would be a madman
+ to abide a battery of thirty pieces of cannon&mdash;where also the
+ greatness of the prince who is master of the field, his reputation, and
+ the respect that is due unto him, are also put into the balance, there is
+ danger that the balance be pressed too much in that direction. And it may
+ happen that a man is possessed with so great an opinion of himself and his
+ power, that thinking it unreasonable any place should dare to shut its
+ gates against him, he puts all to the sword where he meets with any
+ opposition, whilst his fortune continues; as is plain in the fierce and
+ arrogant forms of summoning towns and denouncing war, savouring so much of
+ barbarian pride and insolence, in use amongst the Oriental princes, and
+ which their successors to this day do yet retain and practise. And in that
+ part of the world where the Portuguese subdued the Indians, they found
+ some states where it was a universal and inviolable law amongst them that
+ every enemy overcome by the king in person, or by his lieutenant, was out
+ of composition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So above all both of ransom and mercy a man should take heed, if he can,
+ of falling into the hands of a judge who is an enemy and victorious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XV&mdash;&mdash;OF THE PUNISHMENT OF COWARDICE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I once heard of a prince, and a great captain, having a narration given
+ him as he sat at table of the proceeding against Monsieur de Vervins, who
+ was sentenced to death for having surrendered Boulogne to the English,
+ &mdash;[To Henry VIII. in 1544]&mdash;openly maintaining that a soldier
+ could not justly be put to death for want of courage. And, in truth,
+ ‘tis reason that a man should make a great difference betwixt faults
+ that merely proceed from infirmity, and those that are visibly the effects
+ of treachery and malice: for, in the last, we act against the rules of
+ reason that nature has imprinted in us; whereas, in the former, it seems
+ as if we might produce the same nature, who left us in such a state of
+ imperfection and weakness of courage, for our justification. Insomuch that
+ many have thought we are not fairly questionable for anything but what we
+ commit against our conscience; and it is partly upon this rule that those
+ ground their opinion who disapprove of capital or sanguinary punishments
+ inflicted upon heretics and misbelievers; and theirs also who advocate or
+ a judge is not accountable for having from mere ignorance failed in his
+ administration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But as to cowardice, it is certain that the most usual way of chastising
+ it is by ignominy and and it is supposed that this practice brought into
+ use by the legislator Charondas; and that, before his time, the laws of
+ Greece punished those with death who fled from a battle; whereas he
+ ordained only that they be for three days exposed in the public dressed in
+ woman’s attire, hoping yet for some service from them, having
+ awakened their courage by this open shame:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Suffundere malis homims sanguinem, quam effundere.”
+
+ [“Rather bring the blood into a man’s cheek than let it out of his
+ body.” Tertullian in his Apologetics.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It appears also that the Roman laws did anciently punish those with death
+ who had run away; for Ammianus Marcellinus says that the Emperor Julian
+ commanded ten of his soldiers, who had turned their backs in an encounter
+ against the Parthians, to be first degraded, and afterward put to death,
+ according, says he, to the ancient laws,&mdash;[Ammianus Marcellinus,
+ xxiv. 4; xxv. i.]&mdash;and yet elsewhere for the like offence he only
+ condemned others to remain amongst the prisoners under the baggage ensign.
+ The severe punishment the people of Rome inflicted upon those who fled
+ from the battle of Cannae, and those who ran away with Aeneius Fulvius at
+ his defeat, did not extend to death. And yet, methinks, ‘tis to be
+ feared, lest disgrace should make such delinquents desperate, and not only
+ faint friends, but enemies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of late memory,&mdash;[In 1523]&mdash;the Seigneur de Frauget, lieutenant
+ to the Mareschal de Chatillon’s company, having by the Mareschal de
+ Chabannes been put in government of Fuentarabia in the place of Monsieur
+ de Lude, and having surrendered it to the Spaniard, he was for that
+ condemned to be degraded from all nobility, and both himself and his
+ posterity declared ignoble, taxable, and for ever incapable of bearing
+ arms, which severe sentence was afterwards accordingly executed at Lyons.&mdash;[In
+ 1536] &mdash;And, since that, all the gentlemen who were in Guise when the
+ Count of Nassau entered into it, underwent the same punishment, as several
+ others have done since for the like offence. Notwithstanding, in case of
+ such a manifest ignorance or cowardice as exceeds all ordinary example,
+ ‘tis but reason to take it for a sufficient proof of treachery and
+ malice, and for such to be punished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVI&mdash;&mdash;A PROCEEDING OF SOME AMBASSADORS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I observe in my travels this custom, ever to learn something from the
+ information of those with whom I confer (which is the best school of all
+ others), and to put my company upon those subjects they are the best able
+ to speak of:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Basti al nocchiero ragionar de’ venti,
+ Al bifolco dei tori; et le sue piaghe
+ Conti’l guerrier; conti’l pastor gli armenti.”
+
+ [“Let the sailor content himself with talking of the winds; the
+ cowherd of his oxen; the soldier of his wounds; the shepherd of his
+ flocks.”&mdash;An Italian translation of Propertius, ii. i, 43]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For it often falls out that, on the contrary, every one will rather choose
+ to be prating of another man’s province than his own, thinking it so
+ much new reputation acquired; witness the jeer Archidamus put upon
+ Pertander, “that he had quitted the glory of being an excellent
+ physician to gain the repute of a very bad poet.&mdash;[Plutarch, Apoth.
+ of the Lacedaemonians, ‘in voce’ Archidamus.]&mdash;And do but
+ observe how large and ample Caesar is to make us understand his inventions
+ of building bridges and contriving engines of war,&mdash;[De Bello Gall.,
+ iv. 17.]&mdash;and how succinct and reserved in comparison, where he
+ speaks of the offices of his profession, his own valour, and military
+ conduct. His exploits sufficiently prove him a great captain, and that he
+ knew well enough; but he would be thought an excellent engineer to boot; a
+ quality something different, and not necessary to be expected in him. The
+ elder Dionysius was a very great captain, as it befitted his fortune he
+ should be; but he took very great pains to get a particular reputation by
+ poetry, and yet he was never cut out for a poet. A man of the legal
+ profession being not long since brought to see a study furnished with all
+ sorts of books, both of his own and all other faculties, took no occasion
+ at all to entertain himself with any of them, but fell very rudely and
+ magisterially to descant upon a barricade placed on the winding stair
+ before the study door, a thing that a hundred captains and common soldiers
+ see every day without taking any notice or offence.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Optat ephippia bos piger, optat arare caballus.”
+
+ [“The lazy ox desires a saddle and bridle; the horse wants to
+ plough.”&mdash;Hor., Ep., i. 14,43.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ By this course a man shall never improve himself, nor arrive at any
+ perfection in anything. He must, therefore, make it his business always to
+ put the architect, the painter, the statuary, every mechanic artisan, upon
+ discourse of their own capacities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, to this purpose, in reading histories, which is everybody’s
+ subject, I use to consider what kind of men are the authors: if they be
+ persons that profess nothing but mere letters, I, in and from them,
+ principally observe and learn style and language; if physicians, I the
+ rather incline to credit what they report of the temperature of the air,
+ of the health and complexions of princes, of wounds and diseases; if
+ lawyers, we are from them to take notice of the controversies of rights
+ and wrongs, the establishment of laws and civil government, and the like;
+ if divines, the affairs of the Church, ecclesiastical censures, marriages,
+ and dispensations; if courtiers, manners and ceremonies; if soldiers, the
+ things that properly belong to their trade, and, principally, the accounts
+ of the actions and enterprises wherein they were personally engaged; if
+ ambassadors, we are to observe negotiations, intelligences, and practices,
+ and the manner how they are to be carried on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this is the reason why (which perhaps I should have lightly passed
+ over in another) I dwelt upon and maturely considered one passage in the
+ history written by Monsieur de Langey, a man of very great judgment in
+ things of that nature: after having given a narrative of the fine oration
+ Charles V. had made in the Consistory at Rome, and in the presence of the
+ Bishop of Macon and Monsieur du Velly, our ambassadors there, wherein he
+ had mixed several injurious expressions to the dishonour of our nation;
+ and amongst the rest, “that if his captains and soldiers were not
+ men of another kind of fidelity, resolution, and sufficiency in the
+ knowledge of arms than those of the King, he would immediately go with a
+ rope about his neck and sue to him for mercy” (and it should seem
+ the Emperor had really this, or a very little better opinion of our
+ military men, for he afterwards, twice or thrice in his life, said the
+ very same thing); as also, that he challenged the King to fight him in his
+ shirt with rapier and poignard in a boat. The said Sieur de Langey,
+ pursuing his history, adds that the forenamed ambassadors, sending a
+ despatch to the King of these things, concealed the greatest part, and
+ particularly the last two passages. At which I could not but wonder that
+ it should be in the power of an ambassador to dispense with anything which
+ he ought to signify to his master, especially of so great importance as
+ this, coming from the mouth of such a person, and spoken in so great an
+ assembly; and I should rather conceive it had been the servant’s
+ duty faithfully to have represented to him the whole thing as it passed,
+ to the end that the liberty of selecting, disposing, judging, and
+ concluding might have remained in him: for either to conceal or to
+ disguise the truth for fear he should take it otherwise than he ought to
+ do, and lest it should prompt him to some extravagant resolution, and, in
+ the meantime, to leave him ignorant of his affairs, should seem, methinks,
+ rather to belong to him who is to give the law than to him who is only to
+ receive it; to him who is in supreme command, and not to him who ought to
+ look upon himself as inferior, not only in authority, but also in prudence
+ and good counsel. I, for my part, would not be so served in my little
+ concerns.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We so willingly slip the collar of command upon any pretence whatever, and
+ are so ready to usurp upon dominion, every one does so naturally aspire to
+ liberty and power, that no utility whatever derived from the wit or valour
+ of those he employs ought to be so dear to a superior as a downright and
+ sincere obedience. To obey more upon the account of understanding than of
+ subjection, is to corrupt the office of command &mdash;[Taken from Aulus
+ Gellius, i. 13.]&mdash;; insomuch that P. Crassus, the same whom the
+ Romans reputed five times happy, at the time when he was consul in Asia,
+ having sent to a Greek engineer to cause the greater of two masts of ships
+ that he had taken notice of at Athens to be brought to him, to be employed
+ about some engine of battery he had a design to make; the other, presuming
+ upon his own science and sufficiency in those affairs, thought fit to do
+ otherwise than directed, and to bring the less, which, according to the
+ rules of art, was really more proper for the use to which it was designed;
+ but Crassus, though he gave ear to his reasons with great patience, would
+ not, however, take them, how sound or convincing soever, for current pay,
+ but caused him to be well whipped for his pains, valuing the interest of
+ discipline much more than that of the work in hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Notwithstanding, we may on the other side consider that so precise and
+ implicit an obedience as this is only due to positive and limited
+ commands. The employment of ambassadors is never so confined, many things
+ in their management of affairs being wholly referred to the absolute
+ sovereignty of their own conduct; they do not simply execute, but also, to
+ their own discretion and wisdom, form and model their master’s
+ pleasure. I have, in my time, known men of command checked for having
+ rather obeyed the express words of the king’s letters, than the
+ necessity of the affairs they had in hand. Men of understanding do yet, to
+ this day, condemn the custom of the kings of Persia to give their
+ lieutenants and agents so little rein, that, upon the least arising
+ difficulties, they must fain have recourse to their further commands; this
+ delay, in so vast an extent of dominion, having often very much prejudiced
+ their affairs; and Crassus, writing to a man whose profession it was best
+ to understand those things, and pre-acquainting him to what use this mast
+ was designed, did he not seem to consult his advice, and in a manner
+ invite him to interpose his better judgment?
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVII&mdash;&mdash;OF FEAR
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Obstupui, steteruntque comae et vox faucibus haesit.”
+
+ [“I was amazed, my hair stood on end, and my voice stuck in my
+ throat.” Virgil, AEneid, ii. 774.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am not so good a naturalist (as they call it) as to discern by what
+ secret springs fear has its motion in us; but, be this as it may, ‘tis
+ a strange passion, and such a one that the physicians say there is no
+ other whatever that sooner dethrones our judgment from its proper seat;
+ which is so true, that I myself have seen very many become frantic through
+ fear; and, even in those of the best settled temper it is most certain
+ that it begets a terrible astonishment and confusion during the fit. I
+ omit the vulgar sort, to whom it one while represents their
+ great-grandsires risen out of their graves in their shrouds, another while
+ werewolves, nightmares, and chimaeras; but even amongst soldiers, a sort
+ of men over whom, of all others, it ought to have the least power, how
+ often has it converted flocks of sheep into armed squadrons, reeds and
+ bullrushes into pikes and lances, friends into enemies, and the French
+ white cross into the red cross of Spain! When Monsieur de Bourbon took
+ Rome,&mdash;[In 1527]&mdash;an ensign who was upon guard at Borgo San
+ Pietro was seized with such a fright upon the first alarm, that he threw
+ himself out at a breach with his colours upon his shoulder, and ran
+ directly upon the enemy, thinking he had retreated toward the inward
+ defences of the city, and with much ado, seeing Monsieur de Bourbon’s
+ people, who thought it had been a sally upon them, draw up to receive him,
+ at last came to himself, and saw his error; and then facing about, he
+ retreated full speed through the same breach by which he had gone out, but
+ not till he had first blindly advanced above three hundred paces into the
+ open field. It did not, however, fall out so well with Captain Giulio’s
+ ensign, at the time when St. Paul was taken from us by the Comte de Bures
+ and Monsieur de Reu, for he, being so astonished with fear as to throw
+ himself, colours and all, out of a porthole, was immediately, cut to
+ pieces by the enemy; and in the same siege, it was a very memorable fear
+ that so seized, contracted, and froze up the heart of a gentleman, that he
+ sank down, stone-dead, in the breach, without any manner of wound or hurt
+ at all. The like madness does sometimes push on a whole multitude; for in
+ one of the encounters that Germanicus had with the Germans, two great
+ parties were so amazed with fear that they ran two opposite ways, the one
+ to the same place from which the other had fled.&mdash;[Tacit, Annal., i.
+ 63.]&mdash;Sometimes it adds wings to the heels, as in the two first:
+ sometimes it nails them to the ground, and fetters them from moving; as we
+ read of the Emperor Theophilus, who, in a battle he lost against the
+ Agarenes, was so astonished and stupefied that he had no power to fly&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Adeo pavor etiam auxilia formidat”
+
+ [“So much does fear dread even the means of safety.”&mdash;Quint.
+ Curt., ii. II.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;till such time as Manuel, one of the principal commanders of his
+ army, having jogged and shaked him so as to rouse him out of his trance,
+ said to him, “Sir, if you will not follow me, I will kill you; for
+ it is better you should lose your life than, by being taken, lose your
+ empire.” &mdash;[Zonaras, lib. iii.]&mdash;But fear does then
+ manifest its utmost power when it throws us upon a valiant despair, having
+ before deprived us of all sense both of duty and honour. In the first
+ pitched battle the Romans lost against Hannibal, under the Consul
+ Sempronius, a body of ten thousand foot, that had taken fright, seeing no
+ other escape for their cowardice, went and threw themselves headlong upon
+ the great battalion of the enemies, which with marvellous force and fury
+ they charged through and through, and routed with a very great slaughter
+ of the Carthaginians, thus purchasing an ignominious flight at the same
+ price they might have gained a glorious victory.&mdash;[Livy, xxi. 56.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The thing in the world I am most afraid of is fear, that passion alone, in
+ the trouble of it, exceeding all other accidents. What affliction could be
+ greater or more just than that of Pompey’s friends, who, in his
+ ship, were spectators of that horrible murder? Yet so it was, that the
+ fear of the Egyptian vessels they saw coming to board them, possessed them
+ with so great alarm that it is observed they thought of nothing but
+ calling upon the mariners to make haste, and by force of oars to escape
+ away, till being arrived at Tyre, and delivered from fear, they had
+ leisure to turn their thoughts to the loss of their captain, and to give
+ vent to those tears and lamentations that the other more potent passion
+ had till then suspended.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tum pavor sapientiam omnem mihiex animo expectorat.”
+
+ [“Then fear drove out all intelligence from my mind.”&mdash;Ennius, ap.
+ Cicero, Tusc., iv. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Such as have been well rubbed in some skirmish, may yet, all wounded and
+ bloody as they are, be brought on again the next day to charge; but such
+ as have once conceived a good sound fear of the enemy, will never be made
+ so much as to look him in the face. Such as are in immediate fear of a
+ losing their estates, of banishment, or of slavery, live in perpetual
+ anguish, and lose all appetite and repose; whereas such as are actually
+ poor, slaves, or exiles, ofttimes live as merrily as other folk. And the
+ many people who, impatient of the perpetual alarms of fear, have hanged or
+ drowned themselves, or dashed themselves to pieces, give us sufficiently
+ to understand that fear is more importunate and insupportable than death
+ itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Greeks acknowledged another kind of fear, differing from any we have
+ spoken of yet, that surprises us without any visible cause, by an impulse
+ from heaven, so that whole nations and whole armies have been struck with
+ it. Such a one was that which brought so wonderful a desolation upon
+ Carthage, where nothing was to be heard but affrighted voices and
+ outcries; where the inhabitants were seen to sally out of their houses as
+ to an alarm, and there to charge, wound, and kill one another, as if they
+ had been enemies come to surprise their city. All things were in disorder
+ and fury till, with prayers and sacrifices, they had appeased their gods&mdash;[Diod.
+ Sic., xv. 7]; and this is that they call panic terrors.&mdash;[Ibid. ;
+ Plutarch on Isis and Osiris, c. 8.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVIII&mdash;&mdash;THAT MEN ARE NOT TO JUDGE OF OUR HAPPINESS TILL
+ AFTER DEATH.
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Charron has borrowed with unusual liberality from this and the
+ succeeding chapter. See Nodier, Questions, p. 206.]
+
+ “Scilicet ultima semper
+ Exspectanda dies homini est; dicique beatus
+ Ante obitum nemo supremaque funera debet.”
+
+ [“We should all look forward to our last day: no one can be called
+ happy till he is dead and buried.”&mdash;Ovid, Met, iii. 135]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The very children know the story of King Croesus to this purpose, who
+ being taken prisoner by Cyrus, and by him condemned to die, as he was
+ going to execution cried out, “O Solon, Solon!” which being
+ presently reported to Cyrus, and he sending to inquire of him what it
+ meant, Croesus gave him to understand that he now found the teaching Solon
+ had formerly given him true to his cost; which was, “That men,
+ however fortune may smile upon them, could never be said to be happy till
+ they had been seen to pass over the last day of their lives,” by
+ reason of the uncertainty and mutability of human things, which, upon very
+ light and trivial occasions, are subject to be totally changed into a
+ quite contrary condition. And so it was that Agesilaus made answer to one
+ who was saying what a happy young man the King of Persia was, to come so
+ young to so mighty a kingdom: “‘Tis true,” said he,
+ “but neither was Priam unhappy at his years.”&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Apothegms of the Lacedaemonians.]&mdash;In a short time, kings of Macedon,
+ successors to that mighty Alexander, became joiners and scriveners at
+ Rome; a tyrant of Sicily, a pedant at Corinth; a conqueror of one-half of
+ the world and general of so many armies, a miserable suppliant to the
+ rascally officers of a king of Egypt: so much did the prolongation of five
+ or six months of life cost the great Pompey; and, in our fathers’
+ days, Ludovico Sforza, the tenth Duke of Milan, whom all Italy had so long
+ truckled under, was seen to die a wretched prisoner at Loches, but not
+ till he had lived ten years in captivity,&mdash;[He was imprisoned by
+ Louis XI. in an iron cage]&mdash; which was the worst part of his fortune.
+ The fairest of all queens, &mdash;[Mary, Queen of Scots.]&mdash;widow to
+ the greatest king in Europe, did she not come to die by the hand of an
+ executioner? Unworthy and barbarous cruelty! And a thousand more examples
+ there are of the same kind; for it seems that as storms and tempests have
+ a malice against the proud and overtowering heights of our lofty
+ buildings, there are also spirits above that are envious of the
+ greatnesses here below:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Usque adeo res humanas vis abdita quaedam
+ Obterit, et pulchros fasces, saevasque secures
+ Proculcare, ac ludibrio sibi habere videtur.”
+
+ [“So true it is that some occult power upsets human affairs, the
+ glittering fasces and the cruel axes spurns under foot, and seems to
+ make sport of them.”&mdash;Lucretius, v. 1231.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And it should seem, also, that Fortune sometimes lies in wait to surprise
+ the last hour of our lives, to show the power she has, in a moment, to
+ overthrow what she was so many years in building, making us cry out with
+ Laberius:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nimirum hac die
+ Una plus vixi mihi, quam vivendum fuit.”
+
+ [“I have lived longer by this one day than I should have
+ done.”&mdash;Macrobius, ii. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And, in this sense, this good advice of Solon may reasonably be taken; but
+ he, being a philosopher (with which sort of men the favours and disgraces
+ of Fortune stand for nothing, either to the making a man happy or unhappy,
+ and with whom grandeurs and powers are accidents of a quality almost
+ indifferent) I am apt to think that he had some further aim, and that his
+ meaning was, that the very felicity of life itself, which depends upon the
+ tranquillity and contentment of a well-descended spirit, and the
+ resolution and assurance of a well-ordered soul, ought never to be
+ attributed to any man till he has first been seen to play the last, and,
+ doubtless, the hardest act of his part. There may be disguise and
+ dissimulation in all the rest: where these fine philosophical discourses
+ are only put on, and where accident, not touching us to the quick, gives
+ us leisure to maintain the same gravity of aspect; but, in this last scene
+ of death, there is no more counterfeiting: we must speak out plain, and
+ discover what there is of good and clean in the bottom of the pot,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam vera; voces turn demum pectore ab imo
+ Ejiciuntur; et eripitur persona, manet res.”
+
+ [“Then at last truth issues from the heart; the visor’s gone,
+ the man remains.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 57.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Wherefore, at this last, all the other actions of our life ought to be
+ tried and sifted: ‘tis the master-day, ‘tis the day that is
+ judge of all the rest, “‘tis the day,” says one of the
+ ancients,&mdash;[Seneca, Ep., 102]&mdash; “that must be judge of all
+ my foregoing years.” To death do I refer the assay of the fruit of
+ all my studies: we shall then see whether my discourses came only from my
+ mouth or from my heart. I have seen many by their death give a good or an
+ ill repute to their whole life. Scipio, the father-in-law of Pompey, in
+ dying, well removed the ill opinion that till then every one had conceived
+ of him. Epaminondas being asked which of the three he had in greatest
+ esteem, Chabrias, Iphicrates, or himself. “You must first see us
+ die,” said he, “before that question can be resolved.”&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Apoth.]&mdash;And, in truth, he would infinitely wrong that man who would
+ weigh him without the honour and grandeur of his end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ God has ordered all things as it has best pleased Him; but I have, in my
+ time, seen three of the most execrable persons that ever I knew in all
+ manner of abominable living, and the most infamous to boot, who all died a
+ very regular death, and in all circumstances composed, even to perfection.
+ There are brave and fortunate deaths: I have seen death cut the thread of
+ the progress of a prodigious advancement, and in the height and flower of
+ its increase, of a certain person,&mdash;[Montaigne doubtless refers to
+ his friend Etienne de la Boetie, at whose death in 1563 he was present.]&mdash;with
+ so glorious an end that, in my opinion, his ambitious and generous designs
+ had nothing in them so high and great as their interruption. He arrived,
+ without completing his course, at the place to which his ambition aimed,
+ with greater glory than he could either have hoped or desired,
+ anticipating by his fall the name and power to which he aspired in
+ perfecting his career. In the judgment I make of another man’s life,
+ I always observe how he carried himself at his death; and the principal
+ concern I have for my own is that I may die well&mdash;that is, patiently
+ and tranquilly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIX&mdash;&mdash;THAT TO STUDY PHILOSOPY IS TO LEARN TO DIE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Cicero says&mdash;[Tusc., i. 31.]&mdash;“that to study philosophy is
+ nothing but to prepare one’s self to die.” The reason of which
+ is, because study and contemplation do in some sort withdraw from us our
+ soul, and employ it separately from the body, which is a kind of
+ apprenticeship and a resemblance of death; or, else, because all the
+ wisdom and reasoning in the world do in the end conclude in this point, to
+ teach us not to fear to die. And to say the truth, either our reason mocks
+ us, or it ought to have no other aim but our contentment only, nor to
+ endeavour anything but, in sum, to make us live well, and, as the Holy
+ Scripture says, at our ease. All the opinions of the world agree in this,
+ that pleasure is our end, though we make use of divers means to attain it:
+ they would, otherwise, be rejected at the first motion; for who would give
+ ear to him that should propose affliction and misery for his end? The
+ controversies and disputes of the philosophical sects upon this point are
+ merely verbal:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Transcurramus solertissimas nugas”
+
+ [“Let us skip over those subtle trifles.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 117.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;there is more in them of opposition and obstinacy than is
+ consistent with so sacred a profession; but whatsoever personage a man
+ takes upon himself to perform, he ever mixes his own part with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let the philosophers say what they will, the thing at which we all aim,
+ even in virtue is pleasure. It amuses me to rattle in ears this word,
+ which they so nauseate to and if it signify some supreme pleasure and
+ contentment, it is more due to the assistance of virtue than to any other
+ assistance whatever. This pleasure, for being more gay, more sinewy, more
+ robust and more manly, is only the more seriously voluptuous, and we ought
+ give it the name of pleasure, as that which is more favourable, gentle,
+ and natural, and not that from which we have denominated it. The other and
+ meaner pleasure, if it could deserve this fair name, it ought to be by way
+ of competition, and not of privilege. I find it less exempt from traverses
+ and inconveniences than virtue itself; and, besides that the enjoyment is
+ more momentary, fluid, and frail, it has its watchings, fasts, and
+ labours, its sweat and its blood; and, moreover, has particular to itself
+ so many several sorts of sharp and wounding passions, and so dull a
+ satiety attending it, as equal it to the severest penance. And we mistake
+ if we think that these incommodities serve it for a spur and a seasoning
+ to its sweetness (as in nature one contrary is quickened by another), or
+ say, when we come to virtue, that like consequences and difficulties
+ overwhelm and render it austere and inaccessible; whereas, much more aptly
+ than in voluptuousness, they ennoble, sharpen, and heighten the perfect
+ and divine pleasure they procure us. He renders himself unworthy of it who
+ will counterpoise its cost with its fruit, and neither understands the
+ blessing nor how to use it. Those who preach to us that the quest of it is
+ craggy, difficult, and painful, but its fruition pleasant, what do they
+ mean by that but to tell us that it is always unpleasing? For what human
+ means will ever attain its enjoyment? The most perfect have been fain to
+ content themselves to aspire unto it, and to approach it only, without
+ ever possessing it. But they are deceived, seeing that of all the
+ pleasures we know, the very pursuit is pleasant. The attempt ever relishes
+ of the quality of the thing to which it is directed, for it is a good part
+ of, and consubstantial with, the effect. The felicity and beatitude that
+ glitters in Virtue, shines throughout all her appurtenances and avenues,
+ even to the first entry and utmost limits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, of all the benefits that virtue confers upon us, the contempt of
+ death is one of the greatest, as the means that accommodates human life
+ with a soft and easy tranquillity, and gives us a pure and pleasant taste
+ of living, without which all other pleasure would be extinct. Which is the
+ reason why all the rules centre and concur in this one article. And
+ although they all in like manner, with common accord, teach us also to
+ despise pain, poverty, and the other accidents to which human life is
+ subject, it is not, nevertheless, with the same solicitude, as well by
+ reason these accidents are not of so great necessity, the greater part of
+ mankind passing over their whole lives without ever knowing what poverty
+ is, and some without sorrow or sickness, as Xenophilus the musician, who
+ lived a hundred and six years in a perfect and continual health; as also
+ because, at the worst, death can, whenever we please, cut short and put an
+ end to all other inconveniences. But as to death, it is inevitable:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnes eodem cogimur; omnium
+ Versatur urna serius ocius
+ Sors exitura, et nos in aeternum
+ Exilium impositura cymbae.”
+
+ [“We are all bound one voyage; the lot of all, sooner or later, is
+ to come out of the urn. All must to eternal exile sail away.”
+ &mdash;Hor., Od., ii. 3, 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and, consequently, if it frights us, ‘tis a perpetual torment, for
+ which there is no sort of consolation. There is no way by which it may not
+ reach us. We may continually turn our heads this way and that, as in a
+ suspected country:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae, quasi saxum Tantalo, semper impendet.”
+
+ [“Ever, like Tantalus stone, hangs over us.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Finib., i. 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our courts of justice often send back condemned criminals to be executed
+ upon the place where the crime was committed; but, carry them to fine
+ houses by the way, prepare for them the best entertainment you can&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non Siculae dapes
+ Dulcem elaborabunt saporem:
+ Non avium cyatheaceae cantus
+ Somnum reducent.”
+
+ [“Sicilian dainties will not tickle their palates, nor the melody of
+ birds and harps bring back sleep.”&mdash;Hor., Od., iii. 1, 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Do you think they can relish it? and that the fatal end of their journey
+ being continually before their eyes, would not alter and deprave their
+ palate from tasting these regalios?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Audit iter, numeratque dies, spatioque viarum
+ Metitur vitam; torquetur peste futura.”
+
+ [“He considers the route, computes the time of travelling, measuring
+ his life by the length of the journey; and torments himself by
+ thinking of the blow to come.”&mdash;Claudianus, in Ruf., ii. 137.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The end of our race is death; ‘tis the necessary object of our aim,
+ which, if it fright us, how is it possible to advance a step without a fit
+ of ague? The remedy the vulgar use is not to think on’t; but from
+ what brutish stupidity can they derive so gross a blindness? They must
+ bridle the ass by the tail:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui capite ipse suo instituit vestigia retro,”
+
+ [“Who in his folly seeks to advance backwards”&mdash;Lucretius, iv. 474]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis no wonder if he be often trapped in the pitfall. They affright
+ people with the very mention of death, and many cross themselves, as it
+ were the name of the devil. And because the making a man’s will is
+ in reference to dying, not a man will be persuaded to take a pen in hand
+ to that purpose, till the physician has passed sentence upon and totally
+ given him over, and then betwixt and terror, God knows in how fit a
+ condition of understanding he is to do it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Romans, by reason that this poor syllable death sounded so harshly to
+ their ears and seemed so ominous, found out a way to soften and spin it
+ out by a periphrasis, and instead of pronouncing such a one is dead, said,
+ “Such a one has lived,” or “Such a one has ceased to
+ live” &mdash;[Plutarch, Life of Cicero, c. 22:]&mdash;for, provided
+ there was any mention of life in the case, though past, it carried yet
+ some sound of consolation. And from them it is that we have borrowed our
+ expression, “The late Monsieur such and such a one.”&mdash;[“feu
+ Monsieur un tel.”] Peradventure, as the saying is, the term we have
+ lived is worth our money. I was born betwixt eleven and twelve o’clock
+ in the forenoon the last day of February 1533, according to our
+ computation, beginning the year the 1st of January,&mdash;[This was in
+ virtue of an ordinance of Charles IX. in 1563. Previously the year
+ commenced at Easter, so that the 1st January 1563 became the first day of
+ the year 1563.]&mdash;and it is now but just fifteen days since I was
+ complete nine-and-thirty years old; I make account to live, at least, as
+ many more. In the meantime, to trouble a man’s self with the thought
+ of a thing so far off were folly. But what? Young and old die upon the
+ same terms; no one departs out of life otherwise than if he had but just
+ before entered into it; neither is any man so old and decrepit, who,
+ having heard of Methuselah, does not think he has yet twenty good years to
+ come. Fool that thou art! who has assured unto thee the term of life? Thou
+ dependest upon physicians’ tales: rather consult effects and
+ experience. According to the common course of things, ‘tis long
+ since that thou hast lived by extraordinary favour; thou hast already
+ outlived the ordinary term of life. And that it is so, reckon up thy
+ acquaintance, how many more have died before they arrived at thy age than
+ have attained unto it; and of those who have ennobled their lives by their
+ renown, take but an account, and I dare lay a wager thou wilt find more
+ who have died before than after five-and-thirty years of age. It is full
+ both of reason and piety, too, to take example by the humanity of Jesus
+ Christ Himself; now, He ended His life at three-and-thirty years. The
+ greatest man, that was no more than a man, Alexander, died also at the
+ same age. How many several ways has death to surprise us?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid quisque, vitet, nunquam homini satis
+ Cautum est in horas.”
+
+ [“Be as cautious as he may, man can never foresee the danger that
+ may at any hour befal him.”&mdash;Hor. O. ii. 13, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To omit fevers and pleurisies, who would ever have imagined that a duke of
+ Brittany,&mdash;[Jean II. died 1305.]&mdash;should be pressed to death in
+ a crowd as that duke was at the entry of Pope Clement, my neighbour, into
+ Lyons?&mdash;[Montaigne speaks of him as if he had been a contemporary
+ neighbour, perhaps because he was the Archbishop of Bordeaux. Bertrand le
+ Got was Pope under the title of Clement V., 1305-14.]&mdash;Hast thou not
+ seen one of our kings&mdash;[Henry II., killed in a tournament, July 10,
+ 1559]&mdash;killed at a tilting, and did not one of his ancestors die by
+ jostle of a hog?&mdash;[Philip, eldest son of Louis le Gros.]&mdash;AEschylus,
+ threatened with the fall of a house, was to much purpose circumspect to
+ avoid that danger, seeing that he was knocked on the head by a tortoise
+ falling out of an eagle’s talons in the air. Another was choked with
+ a grape-stone;&mdash;[Val. Max., ix. 12, ext. 2.]&mdash;an emperor killed
+ with the scratch of a comb in combing his head. AEmilius Lepidus with a
+ stumble at his own threshold,&mdash;[Pliny, Nat. Hist., vii. 33.]&mdash;
+ and Aufidius with a jostle against the door as he entered the
+ council-chamber. And betwixt the very thighs of women, Cornelius Gallus
+ the proctor; Tigillinus, captain of the watch at Rome; Ludovico, son of
+ Guido di Gonzaga, Marquis of Mantua; and (of worse example) Speusippus, a
+ Platonic philosopher, and one of our Popes. The poor judge Bebius gave
+ adjournment in a case for eight days; but he himself, meanwhile, was
+ condemned by death, and his own stay of life expired. Whilst Caius Julius,
+ the physician, was anointing the eyes of a patient, death closed his own;
+ and, if I may bring in an example of my own blood, a brother of mine,
+ Captain St. Martin, a young man, three-and-twenty years old, who had
+ already given sufficient testimony of his valour, playing a match at
+ tennis, received a blow of a ball a little above his right ear, which, as
+ it gave no manner of sign of wound or contusion, he took no notice of it,
+ nor so much as sat down to repose himself, but, nevertheless, died within
+ five or six hours after of an apoplexy occasioned by that blow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These so frequent and common examples passing every day before our eyes,
+ how is it possible a man should disengage himself from the thought of
+ death, or avoid fancying that it has us every moment by the throat? What
+ matter is it, you will say, which way it comes to pass, provided a man
+ does not terrify himself with the expectation? For my part, I am of this
+ mind, and if a man could by any means avoid it, though by creeping under a
+ calf’s skin, I am one that should not be ashamed of the shift; all I
+ aim at is, to pass my time at my ease, and the recreations that will most
+ contribute to it, I take hold of, as little glorious and exemplary as you
+ will:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Praetulerim . . . delirus inersque videri,
+ Dum mea delectent mala me, vel denique fallant,
+ Quam sapere, et ringi.”
+
+ [“I had rather seem mad and a sluggard, so that my defects are
+ agreeable to myself, or that I am not painfully conscious of them,
+ than be wise, and chaptious.”&mdash;Hor., Ep., ii. 2, 126.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But ‘tis folly to think of doing anything that way. They go, they
+ come, they gallop and dance, and not a word of death. All this is very
+ fine; but withal, when it comes either to themselves, their wives, their
+ children, or friends, surprising them at unawares and unprepared, then,
+ what torment, what outcries, what madness and despair! Did you ever see
+ anything so subdued, so changed, and so confounded? A man must, therefore,
+ make more early provision for it; and this brutish negligence, could it
+ possibly lodge in the brain of any man of sense (which I think utterly
+ impossible), sells us its merchandise too dear. Were it an enemy that
+ could be avoided, I would then advise to borrow arms even of cowardice
+ itself; but seeing it is not, and that it will catch you as well flying
+ and playing the poltroon, as standing to’t like an honest man:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nempe et fugacem persequitur virum,
+ Nec parcit imbellis juventae
+ Poplitibus timidoque tergo.”
+
+ [“He pursues the flying poltroon, nor spares the hamstrings of the
+ unwarlike youth who turns his back”&mdash;Hor., Ep., iii. 2, 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And seeing that no temper of arms is of proof to secure us:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ille licet ferro cautus, se condat et aere,
+ Mors tamen inclusum protrahet inde caput”
+
+ [“Let him hide beneath iron or brass in his fear, death will pull
+ his head out of his armour.”&mdash;Propertious iii. 18]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;let us learn bravely to stand our ground, and fight him. And to
+ begin to deprive him of the greatest advantage he has over us, let us take
+ a way quite contrary to the common course. Let us disarm him of his
+ novelty and strangeness, let us converse and be familiar with him, and
+ have nothing so frequent in our thoughts as death. Upon all occasions
+ represent him to our imagination in his every shape; at the stumbling of a
+ horse, at the falling of a tile, at the least prick with a pin, let us
+ presently consider, and say to ourselves, “Well, and what if it had
+ been death itself?” and, thereupon, let us encourage and fortify
+ ourselves. Let us evermore, amidst our jollity and feasting, set the
+ remembrance of our frail condition before our eyes, never suffering
+ ourselves to be so far transported with our delights, but that we have
+ some intervals of reflecting upon, and considering how many several ways
+ this jollity of ours tends to death, and with how many dangers it
+ threatens it. The Egyptians were wont to do after this manner, who in the
+ height of their feasting and mirth, caused a dried skeleton of a man to be
+ brought into the room to serve for a memento to their guests:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnem crede diem tibi diluxisse supremum
+ Grata superveniet, quae non sperabitur, hora.”
+
+ [“Think each day when past is thy last; the next day, as unexpected,
+ will be the more welcome.”&mdash;Hor., Ep., i. 4, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Where death waits for us is uncertain; let us look for him everywhere. The
+ premeditation of death is the premeditation of liberty; he who has learned
+ to die has unlearned to serve. There is nothing evil in life for him who
+ rightly comprehends that the privation of life is no evil: to know, how to
+ die delivers us from all subjection and constraint. Paulus Emilius
+ answered him whom the miserable King of Macedon, his prisoner, sent to
+ entreat him that he would not lead him in his triumph, “Let him make
+ that request to himself.”&mdash;[ Plutarch, Life of Paulus Aemilius,
+ c. 17; Cicero, Tusc., v. 40.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In truth, in all things, if nature do not help a little, it is very hard
+ for art and industry to perform anything to purpose. I am in my own nature
+ not melancholic, but meditative; and there is nothing I have more
+ continually entertained myself withal than imaginations of death, even in
+ the most wanton time of my age:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jucundum quum aetas florida ver ageret.”
+
+ [“When my florid age rejoiced in pleasant spring.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxviii.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the company of ladies, and at games, some have perhaps thought me
+ possessed with some jealousy, or the uncertainty of some hope, whilst I
+ was entertaining myself with the remembrance of some one, surprised, a few
+ days before, with a burning fever of which he died, returning from an
+ entertainment like this, with his head full of idle fancies of love and
+ jollity, as mine was then, and that, for aught I knew, the same-destiny
+ was attending me.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jam fuerit, nec post unquam revocare licebit.”
+
+ [“Presently the present will have gone, never to be recalled.”
+ Lucretius, iii. 928.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Yet did not this thought wrinkle my forehead any more than any other. It
+ is impossible but we must feel a sting in such imaginations as these, at
+ first; but with often turning and returning them in one’s mind,
+ they, at last, become so familiar as to be no trouble at all: otherwise,
+ I, for my part, should be in a perpetual fright and frenzy; for never man
+ was so distrustful of his life, never man so uncertain as to its duration.
+ Neither health, which I have hitherto ever enjoyed very strong and
+ vigorous, and very seldom interrupted, does prolong, nor sickness contract
+ my hopes. Every minute, methinks, I am escaping, and it eternally runs in
+ my mind, that what may be done to-morrow, may be done to-day. Hazards and
+ dangers do, in truth, little or nothing hasten our end; and if we consider
+ how many thousands more remain and hang over our heads, besides the
+ accident that immediately threatens us, we shall find that the sound and
+ the sick, those that are abroad at sea, and those that sit by the fire,
+ those who are engaged in battle, and those who sit idle at home, are the
+ one as near it as the other.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nemo altero fragilior est; nemo in crastinum sui certior.”
+
+ [“No man is more fragile than another: no man more certain than
+ another of to-morrow.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 91.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For anything I have to do before I die, the longest leisure would appear
+ too short, were it but an hour’s business I had to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A friend of mine the other day turning over my tablets, found therein a
+ memorandum of something I would have done after my decease, whereupon I
+ told him, as it was really true, that though I was no more than a league’s
+ distance only from my own house, and merry and well, yet when that thing
+ came into my head, I made haste to write it down there, because I was not
+ certain to live till I came home. As a man that am eternally brooding over
+ my own thoughts, and confine them to my own particular concerns, I am at
+ all hours as well prepared as I am ever like to be, and death, whenever he
+ shall come, can bring nothing along with him I did not expect long before.
+ We should always, as near as we can, be booted and spurred, and ready to
+ go, and, above all things, take care, at that time, to have no business
+ with any one but one’s self:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid brevi fortes jaculamur avo
+ Multa?”
+
+ [“Why for so short a life tease ourselves with so many projects?”
+ &mdash;Hor., Od., ii. 16, 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for we shall there find work enough to do, without any need of addition.
+ One man complains, more than of death, that he is thereby prevented of a
+ glorious victory; another, that he must die before he has married his
+ daughter, or educated his children; a third seems only troubled that he
+ must lose the society of his wife; a fourth, the conversation of his son,
+ as the principal comfort and concern of his being. For my part, I am,
+ thanks be to God, at this instant in such a condition, that I am ready to
+ dislodge, whenever it shall please Him, without regret for anything
+ whatsoever. I disengage myself throughout from all worldly relations; my
+ leave is soon taken of all but myself. Never did any one prepare to bid
+ adieu to the world more absolutely and unreservedly, and to shake hands
+ with all manner of interest in it, than I expect to do. The deadest deaths
+ are the best:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Miser, O miser,’ aiunt, ‘omnia ademit
+ Una dies infesta mihi tot praemia vitae.’”
+
+ [“‘Wretch that I am,’ they cry, ‘one fatal day has deprived me of
+ all joys of life.’”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 911.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the builder,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Manuet,” says he, “opera interrupta, minaeque
+ Murorum ingentes.”
+
+ [“The works remain incomplete, the tall pinnacles of the walls
+ unmade.”&mdash;AEneid, iv. 88.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A man must design nothing that will require so much time to the finishing,
+ or, at least, with no such passionate desire to see it brought to
+ perfection. We are born to action:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quum moriar, medium solvar et inter opus.”
+
+ [“When I shall die, let it be doing that I had designed.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Amor., ii. 10, 36.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I would always have a man to be doing, and, as much as in him lies, to
+ extend and spin out the offices of life; and then let death take me
+ planting my cabbages, indifferent to him, and still less of my gardens not
+ being finished. I saw one die, who, at his last gasp, complained of
+ nothing so much as that destiny was about to cut the thread of a chronicle
+ he was then compiling, when he was gone no farther than the fifteenth or
+ sixteenth of our kings:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Illud in his rebus non addunt: nec tibi earum
+ jam desiderium rerum super insidet una.”
+
+ [“They do not add, that dying, we have no longer a desire to possess
+ things.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 913.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We are to discharge ourselves from these vulgar and hurtful humours. To
+ this purpose it was that men first appointed the places of sepulture
+ adjoining the churches, and in the most frequented places of the city, to
+ accustom, says Lycurgus, the common people, women, and children, that they
+ should not be startled at the sight of a corpse, and to the end, that the
+ continual spectacle of bones, graves, and funeral obsequies should put us
+ in mind of our frail condition:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quin etiam exhilarare viris convivia caede
+ Mos olim, et miscere epulis spectacula dira
+ Certantum ferro, saepe et super ipsa cadentum
+ Pocula, respersis non parco sanguine mensis.”
+
+ [“It was formerly the custom to enliven banquets with slaughter, and
+ to combine with the repast the dire spectacle of men contending with
+ the sword, the dying in many cases falling upon the cups, and
+ covering the tables with blood.”&mdash;Silius Italicus, xi. 51.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And as the Egyptians after their feasts were wont to present the company
+ with a great image of death, by one that cried out to them, “Drink
+ and be merry, for such shalt thou be when thou art dead”; so it is
+ my custom to have death not only in my imagination, but continually in my
+ mouth. Neither is there anything of which I am so inquisitive, and delight
+ to inform myself, as the manner of men’s deaths, their words, looks,
+ and bearing; nor any places in history I am so intent upon; and it is
+ manifest enough, by my crowding in examples of this kind, that I have a
+ particular fancy for that subject. If I were a writer of books, I would
+ compile a register, with a comment, of the various deaths of men: he who
+ should teach men to die would at the same time teach them to live.
+ Dicarchus made one, to which he gave that title; but it was designed for
+ another and less profitable end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Peradventure, some one may object, that the pain and terror of dying so
+ infinitely exceed all manner of imagination, that the best fencer will be
+ quite out of his play when it comes to the push. Let them say what they
+ will: to premeditate is doubtless a very great advantage; and besides, is
+ it nothing to go so far, at least, without disturbance or alteration?
+ Moreover, Nature herself assists and encourages us: if the death be sudden
+ and violent, we have not leisure to fear; if otherwise, I perceive that as
+ I engage further in my disease, I naturally enter into a certain loathing
+ and disdain of life. I find I have much more ado to digest this resolution
+ of dying, when I am well in health, than when languishing of a fever; and
+ by how much I have less to do with the commodities of life, by reason that
+ I begin to lose the use and pleasure of them, by so much I look upon death
+ with less terror. Which makes me hope, that the further I remove from the
+ first, and the nearer I approach to the latter, I shall the more easily
+ exchange the one for the other. And, as I have experienced in other
+ occurrences, that, as Caesar says, things often appear greater to us at
+ distance than near at hand, I have found, that being well, I have had
+ maladies in much greater horror than when really afflicted with them. The
+ vigour wherein I now am, the cheerfulness and delight wherein I now live,
+ make the contrary estate appear in so great a disproportion to my present
+ condition, that, by imagination, I magnify those inconveniences by
+ one-half, and apprehend them to be much more troublesome, than I find them
+ really to be, when they lie the most heavy upon me; I hope to find death
+ the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us but observe in the ordinary changes and declinations we daily
+ suffer, how nature deprives us of the light and sense of our bodily decay.
+ What remains to an old man of the vigour of his youth and better days?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Heu! senibus vitae portio quanta manet.”
+
+ [“Alas, to old men what portion of life remains!”&mdash;-Maximian, vel
+ Pseudo-Gallus, i. 16.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Caesar, to an old weather-beaten soldier of his guards, who came to ask
+ him leave that he might kill himself, taking notice of his withered body
+ and decrepit motion, pleasantly answered, “Thou fanciest, then, that
+ thou art yet alive.”&mdash;[Seneca, Ep., 77.]&mdash;Should a man
+ fall into this condition on the sudden, I do not think humanity capable of
+ enduring such a change: but nature, leading us by the hand, an easy and,
+ as it were, an insensible pace, step by step conducts us to that miserable
+ state, and by that means makes it familiar to us, so that we are
+ insensible of the stroke when our youth dies in us, though it be really a
+ harder death than the final dissolution of a languishing body, than the
+ death of old age; forasmuch as the fall is not so great from an uneasy
+ being to none at all, as it is from a sprightly and flourishing being to
+ one that is troublesome and painful. The body, bent and bowed, has less
+ force to support a burden; and it is the same with the soul, and therefore
+ it is, that we are to raise her up firm and erect against the power of
+ this adversary. For, as it is impossible she should ever be at rest,
+ whilst she stands in fear of it; so, if she once can assure herself, she
+ may boast (which is a thing as it were surpassing human condition) that it
+ is impossible that disquiet, anxiety, or fear, or any other disturbance,
+ should inhabit or have any place in her:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non vulnus instants Tyranni
+ Mentha cadi solida, neque Auster
+ Dux inquieti turbidus Adriae,
+ Nec fulminantis magna Jovis manus.”
+
+ [“Not the menacing look of a tyrant shakes her well-settled soul,
+ nor turbulent Auster, the prince of the stormy Adriatic, nor yet the
+ strong hand of thundering Jove, such a temper moves.”
+ &mdash;Hor., Od., iii. 3, 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ She is then become sovereign of all her lusts and passions, mistress of
+ necessity, shame, poverty, and all the other injuries of fortune. Let us,
+ therefore, as many of us as can, get this advantage; ‘tis the true
+ and sovereign liberty here on earth, that fortifies us wherewithal to defy
+ violence and injustice, and to contemn prisons and chains:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In manicis et
+ Compedibus saevo te sub custode tenebo.
+ Ipse Deus, simul atque volam, me solvet. Opinor,
+ Hoc sentit; moriar; mors ultima linea rerum est.”
+
+ [“I will keep thee in fetters and chains, in custody of a
+ savage keeper.&mdash;A god will when I ask Him, set me free.
+ This god I think is death. Death is the term of all things.”
+ &mdash;Hor., Ep., i. 16, 76.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our very religion itself has no surer human foundation than the contempt
+ of life. Not only the argument of reason invites us to it&mdash;for why
+ should we fear to lose a thing, which being lost, cannot be lamented?
+ &mdash;but, also, seeing we are threatened by so many sorts of death, is
+ it not infinitely worse eternally to fear them all, than once to undergo
+ one of them? And what matters it, when it shall happen, since it is
+ inevitable? To him that told Socrates, “The thirty tyrants have
+ sentenced thee to death”; “And nature them,” said he.&mdash;[Socrates
+ was not condemned to death by the thirty tyrants, but by the
+ Athenians.-Diogenes Laertius, ii.35.]&mdash; What a ridiculous thing it is
+ to trouble ourselves about taking the only step that is to deliver us from
+ all trouble! As our birth brought us the birth of all things, so in our
+ death is the death of all things included. And therefore to lament that we
+ shall not be alive a hundred years hence, is the same folly as to be sorry
+ we were not alive a hundred years ago. Death is the beginning of another
+ life. So did we weep, and so much it cost us to enter into this, and so
+ did we put off our former veil in entering into it. Nothing can be a
+ grievance that is but once. Is it reasonable so long to fear a thing that
+ will so soon be despatched? Long life, and short, are by death made all
+ one; for there is no long, nor short, to things that are no more.
+ Aristotle tells us that there are certain little beasts upon the banks of
+ the river Hypanis, that never live above a day: they which die at eight of
+ the clock in the morning, die in their youth, and those that die at five
+ in the evening, in their decrepitude: which of us would not laugh to see
+ this moment of continuance put into the consideration of weal or woe? The
+ most and the least, of ours, in comparison with eternity, or yet with the
+ duration of mountains, rivers, stars, trees, and even of some animals, is
+ no less ridiculous.&mdash;[ Seneca, Consol. ad Marciam, c. 20.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But nature compels us to it. “Go out of this world,” says she,
+ “as you entered into it; the same pass you made from death to life,
+ without passion or fear, the same, after the same manner, repeat from life
+ to death. Your death is a part of the order of the universe, ‘tis a
+ part of the life of the world.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Inter se mortales mutua vivunt
+ ................................
+ Et, quasi cursores, vitai lampada tradunt.”
+
+ [“Mortals, amongst themselves, live by turns, and, like the runners
+ in the games, give up the lamp, when they have won the race, to the
+ next comer.&mdash;” Lucretius, ii. 75, 78.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Shall I exchange for you this beautiful contexture of things?
+ ‘Tis the condition of your creation; death is a part of you, and
+ whilst you endeavour to evade it, you evade yourselves. This very being of
+ yours that you now enjoy is equally divided betwixt life and death. The
+ day of your birth is one day’s advance towards the grave:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Prima, qux vitam dedit, hora carpsit.”
+
+ [“The first hour that gave us life took away also an hour.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Her. Fur., 3 Chor. 874.]
+
+ “Nascentes morimur, finisque ab origine pendet.”
+
+ [“As we are born we die, and the end commences with the beginning.”
+ &mdash;Manilius, Ast., iv. 16.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “All the whole time you live, you purloin from life and live at the
+ expense of life itself. The perpetual work of your life is but to lay the
+ foundation of death. You are in death, whilst you are in life, because you
+ still are after death, when you are no more alive; or, if you had rather
+ have it so, you are dead after life, but dying all the while you live; and
+ death handles the dying much more rudely than the dead, and more sensibly
+ and essentially. If you have made your profit of life, you have had enough
+ of it; go your way satisfied.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cur non ut plenus vita; conviva recedis?”
+
+ [“Why not depart from life as a sated guest from a feast?
+ “Lucretius, iii. 951.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “If you have not known how to make the best use of it, if it was
+ unprofitable to you, what need you care to lose it, to what end would you
+ desire longer to keep it?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Cur amplius addere quaeris,
+ Rursum quod pereat male, et ingratum occidat omne?’
+
+ [“Why seek to add longer life, merely to renew ill-spent time, and
+ be again tormented?”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 914.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Life in itself is neither good nor evil; it is the scene of good or
+ evil as you make it.’ And, if you have lived a day, you have seen
+ all: one day is equal and like to all other days. There is no other light,
+ no other shade; this very sun, this moon, these very stars, this very
+ order and disposition of things, is the same your ancestors enjoyed, and
+ that shall also entertain your posterity:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Non alium videre patres, aliumve nepotes
+ Aspicient.’
+
+ [“Your grandsires saw no other thing; nor will your posterity.”
+ &mdash;Manilius, i. 529.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “And, come the worst that can come, the distribution and variety of
+ all the acts of my comedy are performed in a year. If you have observed
+ the revolution of my four seasons, they comprehend the infancy, the youth,
+ the virility, and the old age of the world: the year has played his part,
+ and knows no other art but to begin again; it will always be the same
+ thing:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Versamur ibidem, atque insumus usque.’
+
+ [“We are turning in the same circle, ever therein confined.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iii. 1093.]
+
+ “‘Atque in se sua per vestigia volvitur annus.’
+
+ [“The year is ever turning around in the same footsteps.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., ii. 402.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “I am not prepared to create for you any new recreations:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Nam tibi prxterea quod machiner, inveniamque
+ Quod placeat, nihil est; eadem sunt omnia semper.’
+
+ [“I can devise, nor find anything else to please you: ‘tis the same
+ thing over and over again.”&mdash;Lucretius iii. 957]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Give place to others, as others have given place to you. Equality
+ is the soul of equity. Who can complain of being comprehended in the same
+ destiny, wherein all are involved? Besides, live as long as you can, you
+ shall by that nothing shorten the space you are to be dead; ‘tis all
+ to no purpose; you shall be every whit as long in the condition you so
+ much fear, as if you had died at nurse:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Licet quot vis vivendo vincere secla,
+ Mors aeterna tamen nihilominus illa manebit.’
+
+ [“Live triumphing over as many ages as you will, death still will
+ remain eternal.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 1103]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “And yet I will place you in such a condition as you shall have no
+ reason to be displeased.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘In vera nescis nullum fore morte alium te,
+ Qui possit vivus tibi to lugere peremptum,
+ Stansque jacentem.’
+
+ [“Know you not that, when dead, there can be no other living self to
+ lament you dead, standing on your grave.”&mdash;Idem., ibid., 898.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Nor shall you so much as wish for the life you are so concerned
+ about:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Nec sibi enim quisquam tum se vitamque requirit.
+ ..................................................
+ “‘Nec desiderium nostri nos afficit ullum.’
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Death is less to be feared than nothing, if there could be anything
+ less than nothing.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Multo . . . mortem minus ad nos esse putandium,
+ Si minus esse potest, quam quod nihil esse videmus.’
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Neither can it any way concern you, whether you are living or dead:
+ living, by reason that you are still in being; dead, because you are no
+ more. Moreover, no one dies before his hour: the time you leave behind was
+ no more yours than that was lapsed and gone before you came into the
+ world; nor does it any more concern you.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Respice enim, quam nil ad nos anteacta vetustas
+ Temporis aeterni fuerit.’
+
+ [“Consider how as nothing to us is the old age of times past.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius iii. 985]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Wherever your life ends, it is all there. The utility of living consists
+ not in the length of days, but in the use of time; a man may have lived
+ long, and yet lived but a little. Make use of time while it is present
+ with you. It depends upon your will, and not upon the number of days, to
+ have a sufficient length of life. Is it possible you can imagine never to
+ arrive at the place towards which you are continually going? and yet there
+ is no journey but hath its end. And, if company will make it more pleasant
+ or more easy to you, does not all the world go the self-same way?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Omnia te, vita perfuncta, sequentur.’
+
+ [“All things, then, life over, must follow thee.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iii. 981.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Does not all the world dance the same brawl that you do? Is there
+ anything that does not grow old, as well as you? A thousand men, a
+ thousand animals, a thousand other creatures, die at the same moment that
+ you die:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “‘Nam nox nulla diem, neque noctem aurora sequuta est,
+ Quae non audierit mistos vagitibus aegris
+ Ploratus, mortis comites et funeris atri.’
+
+ [“No night has followed day, no day has followed night, in which
+ there has not been heard sobs and sorrowing cries, the companions of
+ death and funerals.”&mdash;Lucretius, v. 579.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “To what end should you endeavour to draw back, if there be no
+ possibility to evade it? you have seen examples enough of those who have
+ been well pleased to die, as thereby delivered from heavy miseries; but
+ have you ever found any who have been dissatisfied with dying? It must,
+ therefore, needs be very foolish to condemn a thing you have neither
+ experimented in your own person, nor by that of any other. Why dost thou
+ complain of me and of destiny? Do we do thee any wrong? Is it for thee to
+ govern us, or for us to govern thee? Though, peradventure, thy age may not
+ be accomplished, yet thy life is: a man of low stature is as much a man as
+ a giant; neither men nor their lives are measured by the ell. Chiron
+ refused to be immortal, when he was acquainted with the conditions under
+ which he was to enjoy it, by the god of time itself and its duration, his
+ father Saturn. Do but seriously consider how much more insupportable and
+ painful an immortal life would be to man than what I have already given
+ him. If you had not death, you would eternally curse me for having
+ deprived you of it; I have mixed a little bitterness with it, to the end,
+ that seeing of what convenience it is, you might not too greedily and
+ indiscreetly seek and embrace it: and that you might be so established in
+ this moderation, as neither to nauseate life, nor have any antipathy for
+ dying, which I have decreed you shall once do, I have tempered the one and
+ the other betwixt pleasure and pain. It was I that taught Thales, the most
+ eminent of your sages, that to live and to die were indifferent; which
+ made him, very wisely, answer him, ‘Why then he did not die?’
+ ‘Because,’ said he, ‘it is indifferent.’&mdash;[Diogenes
+ Laertius, i. 35.]&mdash;Water, earth, air, and fire, and the other parts
+ of this creation of mine, are no more instruments of thy life than they
+ are of thy death. Why dost thou fear thy last day? it contributes no more
+ to thy dissolution, than every one of the rest: the last step is not the
+ cause of lassitude: it does not confess it. Every day travels towards
+ death; the last only arrives at it.” These are the good lessons our
+ mother Nature teaches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have often considered with myself whence it should proceed, that in war
+ the image of death, whether we look upon it in ourselves or in others,
+ should, without comparison, appear less dreadful than at home in our own
+ houses (for if it were not so, it would be an army of doctors and whining
+ milksops), and that being still in all places the same, there should be,
+ notwithstanding, much more assurance in peasants and the meaner sort of
+ people, than in others of better quality. I believe, in truth, that it is
+ those terrible ceremonies and preparations wherewith we set it out, that
+ more terrify us than the thing itself; a new, quite contrary way of
+ living; the cries of mothers, wives, and children; the visits of astounded
+ and afflicted friends; the attendance of pale and blubbering servants; a
+ dark room, set round with burning tapers; our beds environed with
+ physicians and divines; in sum, nothing but ghostliness and horror round
+ about us; we seem dead and buried already. Children are afraid even of
+ those they are best acquainted with, when disguised in a visor; and so
+ ‘tis with us; the visor must be removed as well from things as from
+ persons, that being taken away, we shall find nothing underneath but the
+ very same death that a mean servant or a poor chambermaid died a day or
+ two ago, without any manner of apprehension. Happy is the death that
+ deprives us of leisure for preparing such ceremonials.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XX&mdash;&mdash;OF THE FORCE OF IMAGINATION
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fortis imaginatio generat casum,” say the schoolmen.
+
+ [“A strong imagination begets the event itself.”&mdash;Axiom. Scholast.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am one of those who are most sensible of the power of imagination: every
+ one is jostled by it, but some are overthrown by it. It has a very
+ piercing impression upon me; and I make it my business to avoid, wanting
+ force to resist it. I could live by the sole help of healthful and jolly
+ company: the very sight of another’s pain materially pains me, and I
+ often usurp the sensations of another person. A perpetual cough in another
+ tickles my lungs and throat. I more unwillingly visit the sick in whom by
+ love and duty I am interested, than those I care not for, to whom I less
+ look. I take possession of the disease I am concerned at, and take it to
+ myself. I do not at all wonder that fancy should give fevers and sometimes
+ kill such as allow it too much scope, and are too willing to entertain it.
+ Simon Thomas was a great physician of his time: I remember, that happening
+ one day at Toulouse to meet him at a rich old fellow’s house, who
+ was troubled with weak lungs, and discoursing with the patient about the
+ method of his cure, he told him, that one thing which would be very
+ conducive to it, was to give me such occasion to be pleased with his
+ company, that I might come often to see him, by which means, and by fixing
+ his eyes upon the freshness of my complexion, and his imagination upon the
+ sprightliness and vigour that glowed in my youth, and possessing all his
+ senses with the flourishing age wherein I then was, his habit of body
+ might, peradventure, be amended; but he forgot to say that mine, at the
+ same time, might be made worse. Gallus Vibius so much bent his mind to
+ find out the essence and motions of madness, that, in the end, he himself
+ went out of his wits, and to such a degree, that he could never after
+ recover his judgment, and might brag that he was become a fool by too much
+ wisdom. Some there are who through fear anticipate the hangman; and there
+ was the man, whose eyes being unbound to have his pardon read to him, was
+ found stark dead upon the scaffold, by the stroke of imagination. We
+ start, tremble, turn pale, and blush, as we are variously moved by
+ imagination; and, being a-bed, feel our bodies agitated with its power to
+ that degree, as even sometimes to expiring. And boiling youth, when fast
+ asleep, grows so warm with fancy, as in a dream to satisfy amorous
+ desires:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut, quasi transactis saepe omnibu rebu, profundant
+ Fluminis ingentes, fluctus, vestemque cruentent.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Although it be no new thing to see horns grown in a night on the forehead
+ of one that had none when he went to bed, notwithstanding, what befell
+ Cippus, King of Italy, is memorable; who having one day been a very
+ delighted spectator of a bullfight, and having all the night dreamed that
+ he had horns on his head, did, by the force of imagination, really cause
+ them to grow there. Passion gave to the son of Croesus the voice which
+ nature had denied him. And Antiochus fell into a fever, inflamed with the
+ beauty of Stratonice, too deeply imprinted in his soul. Pliny pretends to
+ have seen Lucius Cossitius, who from a woman was turned into a man upon
+ her very wedding-day. Pontanus and others report the like metamorphosis to
+ have happened in these latter days in Italy. And, through the vehement
+ desire of him and his mother:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Volta puer solvit, quae foemina voverat, Iphis.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Myself passing by Vitry le Francois, saw a man the Bishop of Soissons had,
+ in confirmation, called Germain, whom all the inhabitants of the place had
+ known to be a girl till two-and-twenty years of age, called Mary. He was,
+ at the time of my being there, very full of beard, old, and not married.
+ He told us, that by straining himself in a leap his male organs came out;
+ and the girls of that place have, to this day, a song, wherein they advise
+ one another not to take too great strides, for fear of being turned into
+ men, as Mary Germain was. It is no wonder if this sort of accident
+ frequently happen; for if imagination have any power in such things, it is
+ so continually and vigorously bent upon this subject, that to the end it
+ may not so often relapse into the same thought and violence of desire, it
+ were better, once for all, to give these young wenches the things they
+ long for.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some attribute the scars of King Dagobert and of St. Francis to the force
+ of imagination. It is said, that by it bodies will sometimes be removed
+ from their places; and Celsus tells us of a priest whose soul would be
+ ravished into such an ecstasy that the body would, for a long time, remain
+ without sense or respiration. St. Augustine makes mention of another, who,
+ upon the hearing of any lamentable or doleful cries, would presently fall
+ into a swoon, and be so far out of himself, that it was in vain to call,
+ bawl in his ears, pinch or burn him, till he voluntarily came to himself;
+ and then he would say, that he had heard voices as it were afar off, and
+ did feel when they pinched and burned him; and, to prove that this was no
+ obstinate dissimulation in defiance of his sense of feeling, it was
+ manifest, that all the while he had neither pulse nor breathing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis very probable, that visions, enchantments, and all
+ extraordinary effects of that nature, derive their credit principally from
+ the power of imagination, working and making its chiefest impression upon
+ vulgar and more easy souls, whose belief is so strangely imposed upon, as
+ to think they see what they do not see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not satisfied whether those pleasant ligatures&mdash;[Les nouements d’aiguillettes,
+ as they were called, knots tied by some one, at a wedding, on a strip of
+ leather, cotton, or silk, and which, especially when passed through the
+ wedding-ring, were supposed to have the magical effect of preventing a
+ consummation of the marriage until they were untied. See Louandre, La
+ Sorcellerie, 1853, p. 73. The same superstition and appliance existed in
+ England.]&mdash;with which this age of ours is so occupied, that there is
+ almost no other talk, are not mere voluntary impressions of apprehension
+ and fear; for I know, by experience, in the case of a particular friend of
+ mine, one for whom I can be as responsible as for myself, and a man that
+ cannot possibly fall under any manner of suspicion of insufficiency, and
+ as little of being enchanted, who having heard a companion of his make a
+ relation of an unusual frigidity that surprised him at a very unseasonable
+ time; being afterwards himself engaged upon the same account, the horror
+ of the former story on a sudden so strangely possessed his imagination,
+ that he ran the same fortune the other had done; and from that time
+ forward, the scurvy remembrance of his disaster running in his mind and
+ tyrannising over him, he was subject to relapse into the same misfortune.
+ He found some remedy, however, for this fancy in another fancy, by himself
+ frankly confessing and declaring beforehand to the party with whom he was
+ to have to do, this subjection of his, by which means, the agitation of
+ his soul was, in some sort, appeased; and knowing that, now, some such
+ misbehaviour was expected from him, the restraint upon his faculties grew
+ less. And afterwards, at such times as he was in no such apprehension,
+ when setting about the act (his thoughts being then disengaged and free,
+ and his body in its true and natural estate) he was at leisure to cause
+ the part to be handled and communicated to the knowledge of the other
+ party, he was totally freed from that vexatious infirmity. After a man has
+ once done a woman right, he is never after in danger of misbehaving
+ himself with that person, unless upon the account of some excusable
+ weakness. Neither is this disaster to be feared, but in adventures, where
+ the soul is overextended with desire or respect, and, especially, where
+ the opportunity is of an unforeseen and pressing nature; in those cases,
+ there is no means for a man to defend himself from such a surprise, as
+ shall put him altogether out of sorts. I have known some, who have secured
+ themselves from this mischance, by coming half sated elsewhere, purposely
+ to abate the ardour of the fury, and others, who, being grown old, find
+ themselves less impotent by being less able; and one, who found an
+ advantage in being assured by a friend of his, that he had a counter-charm
+ of enchantments that would secure him from this disgrace. The story itself
+ is not, much amiss, and therefore you shall have it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A Count of a very great family, and with whom I was very intimate, being
+ married to a fair lady, who had formerly been courted by one who was at
+ the wedding, all his friends were in very great fear; but especially an
+ old lady his kinswoman, who had the ordering of the solemnity, and in
+ whose house it was kept, suspecting his rival would offer foul play by
+ these sorceries. Which fear she communicated to me. I bade her rely upon
+ me: I had, by chance, about me a certain flat plate of gold, whereon were
+ graven some celestial figures, supposed good against sunstroke or pains in
+ the head, being applied to the suture: where, that it might the better
+ remain firm, it was sewed to a ribbon to be tied under the chin; a foppery
+ cousin-german to this of which I am speaking. Jaques Pelletier, who lived
+ in my house, had presented this to me for a singular rarity. I had a fancy
+ to make some use of this knack, and therefore privately told the Count,
+ that he might possibly run the same fortune other bridegrooms had
+ sometimes done, especially some one being in the house, who, no doubt,
+ would be glad to do him such a courtesy: but let him boldly go to bed. For
+ I would do him the office of a friend, and, if need were, would not spare
+ a miracle it was in my power to do, provided he would engage to me, upon
+ his honour, to keep it to himself; and only, when they came to bring him
+ his caudle,&mdash;[A custom in France to bring the bridegroom a caudle in
+ the middle of the night on his wedding-night]&mdash; if matters had not
+ gone well with him, to give me such a sign, and leave the rest to me. Now
+ he had had his ears so battered, and his mind so prepossessed with the
+ eternal tattle of this business, that when he came to’t, he did
+ really find himself tied with the trouble of his imagination, and,
+ accordingly, at the time appointed, gave me the sign. Whereupon, I
+ whispered him in the ear, that he should rise, under pretence of putting
+ us out of the room, and after a jesting manner pull my nightgown from my
+ shoulders&mdash;we were of much about the same height&mdash; throw it over
+ his own, and there keep it till he had performed what I had appointed him
+ to do, which was, that when we were all gone out of the chamber, he should
+ withdraw to make water, should three times repeat such and such words, and
+ as often do such and such actions; that at every of the three times, he
+ should tie the ribbon I put into his hand about his middle, and be sure to
+ place the medal that was fastened to it, the figures in such a posture,
+ exactly upon his reins, which being done, and having the last of the three
+ times so well girt and fast tied the ribbon that it could neither untie
+ nor slip from its place, let him confidently return to his business, and
+ withal not forget to spread my gown upon the bed, so that it might be sure
+ to cover them both. These ape’s tricks are the main of the effect,
+ our fancy being so far seduced as to believe that such strange means must,
+ of necessity, proceed from some abstruse science: their very inanity gives
+ them weight and reverence. And, certain it is, that my figures approved
+ themselves more venereal than solar, more active than prohibitive. ‘Twas
+ a sudden whimsey, mixed with a little curiosity, that made me do a thing
+ so contrary to my nature; for I am an enemy to all subtle and counterfeit
+ actions, and abominate all manner of trickery, though it be for sport, and
+ to an advantage; for though the action may not be vicious in itself, its
+ mode is vicious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amasis, King of Egypt, having married Laodice, a very beautiful Greek
+ virgin, though noted for his abilities elsewhere, found himself quite
+ another man with his wife, and could by no means enjoy her; at which he
+ was so enraged, that he threatened to kill her, suspecting her to be a
+ witch. As ‘tis usual in things that consist in fancy, she put him
+ upon devotion, and having accordingly made his vows to Venus, he found
+ himself divinely restored the very first night after his oblations and
+ sacrifices. Now women are to blame to entertain us with that disdainful,
+ coy, and angry countenance, which extinguishes our vigour, as it kindles
+ our desire; which made the daughter-in-law of Pythagoras&mdash;[Theano,
+ the lady in question was the wife, not the daughter-in-law of Pythagoras.]&mdash;
+ say, “That the woman who goes to bed to a man, must put off her
+ modesty with her petticoat, and put it on again with the same.” The
+ soul of the assailant, being disturbed with many several alarms, readily
+ loses the power of performance; and whoever the imagination has once put
+ this trick upon, and confounded with the shame of it (and she never does
+ it but at the first acquaintance, by reason men are then more ardent and
+ eager, and also, at this first account a man gives of himself, he is much
+ more timorous of miscarrying), having made an ill beginning, he enters
+ into such fever and despite at the accident, as are apt to remain and
+ continue with him upon following occasions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Married people, having all their time before them, ought never to compel
+ or so much as to offer at the feat, if they do not find themselves quite
+ ready: and it is less unseemly to fail of handselling the nuptial sheets,
+ when a man perceives himself full of agitation and trembling, and to await
+ another opportunity at more private and more composed leisure, than to
+ make himself perpetually miserable, for having misbehaved himself and been
+ baffled at the first assault. Till possession be taken, a man that knows
+ himself subject to this infirmity, should leisurely and by degrees make
+ several little trials and light offers, without obstinately attempting at
+ once, to Force an absolute conquest over his own mutinous and indisposed
+ faculties. Such as know their members to be naturally obedient, need take
+ no other care but only to counterplot their fantasies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The indocile liberty of this member is very remarkable, so importunately
+ unruly in its tumidity and impatience, when we do not require it, and so
+ unseasonably disobedient, when we stand most in need of it: so imperiously
+ contesting in authority with the will, and with so much haughty obstinacy
+ denying all solicitation, both of hand and mind. And yet, though his
+ rebellion is so universally complained of, and that proof is thence
+ deduced to condemn him, if he had, nevertheless, feed me to plead his
+ cause, I should peradventure, bring the rest of his fellow-members into
+ suspicion of complotting this mischief against him, out of pure envy at
+ the importance and pleasure especial to his employment; and to have, by
+ confederacy, armed the whole world against him, by malevolently charging
+ him alone, with their common offence. For let any one consider, whether
+ there is any one part of our bodies that does not often refuse to perform
+ its office at the precept of the will, and that does not often exercise
+ its function in defiance of her command. They have every one of them
+ passions of their own, that rouse and awaken, stupefy and benumb them,
+ without our leave or consent. How often do the involuntary motions of the
+ countenance discover our inward thoughts, and betray our most private
+ secrets to the bystanders. The same cause that animates this member, does
+ also, without our knowledge, animate the lungs, pulse, and heart, the
+ sight of a pleasing object imperceptibly diffusing a flame through all our
+ parts, with a feverish motion. Is there nothing but these veins and
+ muscles that swell and flag without the consent, not only of the will, but
+ even of our knowledge also? We do not command our hairs to stand on end,
+ nor our skin to shiver either with fear or desire; the hands often convey
+ themselves to parts to which we do not direct them; the tongue will be
+ interdict, and the voice congealed, when we know not how to help it. When
+ we have nothing to eat, and would willingly forbid it, the appetite does
+ not, for all that, forbear to stir up the parts that are subject to it, no
+ more nor less than the other appetite we were speaking of, and in like
+ manner, as unseasonably leaves us, when it thinks fit. The vessels that
+ serve to discharge the belly have their own proper dilatations and
+ compressions, without and beyond our concurrence, as well as those which
+ are destined to purge the reins; and that which, to justify the
+ prerogative of the will, St. Augustine urges, of having seen a man who
+ could command his rear to discharge as often together as he pleased,
+ Vives, his commentator, yet further fortifies with another example in his
+ time,&mdash;of one that could break wind in tune; but these cases do not
+ suppose any more pure obedience in that part; for is anything commonly
+ more tumultuary or indiscreet? To which let me add, that I myself knew one
+ so rude and ungoverned, as for forty years together made his master vent
+ with one continued and unintermitted outbursting, and ‘tis like will
+ do so till he die of it. And I could heartily wish, that I only knew by
+ reading, how often a man’s belly, by the denial of one single puff,
+ brings him to the very door of an exceeding painful death; and that the
+ emperor,&mdash;[The Emperor Claudius, who, however, according to Suetonius
+ (Vita, c. 32), only intended to authorise this singular privilege by an
+ edict.]&mdash;who gave liberty to let fly in all places, had, at the same
+ time, given us power to do it. But for our will, in whose behalf we prefer
+ this accusation, with how much greater probability may we reproach herself
+ with mutiny and sedition, for her irregularity and disobedience? Does she
+ always will what we would have her to do? Does she not often will what we
+ forbid her to will, and that to our manifest prejudice? Does she suffer
+ herself, more than any of the rest, to be governed and directed by the
+ results of our reason? To conclude, I should move, in the behalf of the
+ gentleman, my client, it might be considered, that in this fact, his cause
+ being inseparably and indistinctly conjoined with an accessory, yet he
+ only is called in question, and that by arguments and accusations, which
+ cannot be charged upon the other; whose business, indeed, it is sometimes
+ inopportunely to invite, but never to refuse, and invite, moreover, after
+ a tacit and quiet manner; and therefore is the malice and injustice of his
+ accusers most manifestly apparent. But be it how it will, protesting
+ against the proceedings of the advocates and judges, nature will, in the
+ meantime, proceed after her own way, who had done but well, had she
+ endowed this member with some particular privilege; the author of the sole
+ immortal work of mortals; a divine work, according to Socrates; and love,
+ the desire of immortality, and himself an immortal demon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some one, perhaps, by such an effect of imagination may have had the good
+ luck to leave behind him here, the scrofula, which his companion who has
+ come after, has carried with him into Spain. And ‘tis for this
+ reason you may see why men in such cases require a mind prepared for the
+ thing that is to be done. Why do the physicians possess, before hand,
+ their patients’ credulity with so many false promises of cure, if
+ not to the end, that the effect of imagination may supply the imposture of
+ their decoctions? They know very well, that a great master of their trade
+ has given it under his hand, that he has known some with whom the very
+ sight of physic would work. All which conceits come now into my head, by
+ the remembrance of a story was told me by a domestic apothecary of my
+ father’s, a blunt Swiss, a nation not much addicted to vanity and
+ lying, of a merchant he had long known at Toulouse, who being a
+ valetudinary, and much afflicted with the stone, had often occasion to
+ take clysters, of which he caused several sorts to be prescribed him by
+ the physicians, acccording to the accidents of his disease; which, being
+ brought him, and none of the usual forms, as feeling if it were not too
+ hot, and the like, being omitted, he lay down, the syringe advanced, and
+ all ceremonies performed, injection alone excepted; after which, the
+ apothecary being gone, and the patient accommodated as if he had really
+ received a clyster, he found the same operation and effect that those do
+ who have taken one indeed; and if at any time the physician did not find
+ the operation sufficient, he would usually give him two or three more
+ doses, after the same manner. And the fellow swore, that to save charges
+ (for he paid as if he had really taken them) this sick man’s wife,
+ having sometimes made trial of warm water only, the effect discovered the
+ cheat, and finding these would do no good, was fain to return to the old
+ way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A woman fancying she had swallowed a pin in a piece of bread, cried and
+ lamented as though she had an intolerable pain in her throat, where she
+ thought she felt it stick; but an ingenious fellow that was brought to
+ her, seeing no outward tumour nor alteration, supposing it to be only a
+ conceit taken at some crust of bread that had hurt her as it went down,
+ caused her to vomit, and, unseen, threw a crooked pin into the basin,
+ which the woman no sooner saw, but believing she had cast it up, she
+ presently found herself eased of her pain. I myself knew a gentleman, who
+ having treated a large company at his house, three or four days after
+ bragged in jest (for there was no such thing), that he had made them eat
+ of a baked cat; at which, a young gentlewoman, who had been at the feast,
+ took such a horror, that falling into a violent vomiting and fever, there
+ was no possible means to save her. Even brute beasts are subject to the
+ force of imagination as well as we; witness dogs, who die of grief for the
+ loss of their masters; and bark and tremble and start in their sleep; so
+ horses will kick and whinny in their sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now all this may be attributed to the close affinity and relation betwixt
+ the soul and the body intercommunicating their fortunes; but ‘tis
+ quite another thing when the imagination works not only upon one’s
+ own particular body, but upon that of others also. And as an infected body
+ communicates its malady to those that approach or live near it, as we see
+ in the plague, the smallpox, and sore eyes, that run through whole
+ families and cities:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum spectant oculi laesos, laeduntur et ipsi;
+ Multaque corporibus transitione nocent.”
+
+ [“When we look at people with sore eyes, our own eyes become sore.
+ Many things are hurtful to our bodies by transition.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, De Rem. Amor., 615.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;so the imagination, being vehemently agitated, darts out infection
+ capable of offending the foreign object. The ancients had an opinion of
+ certain women of Scythia, that being animated and enraged against any one,
+ they killed him only with their looks. Tortoises and ostriches hatch their
+ eggs with only looking on them, which infers that their eyes have in them
+ some ejaculative virtue. And the eyes of witches are said to be assailant
+ and hurtful:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nescio quis teneros oculus mihi fascinat agnos.”
+
+ [“Some eye, I know not whose is bewitching my tender lambs.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Eclog., iii. 103.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Magicians are no very good authority with me. But we experimentally see
+ that women impart the marks of their fancy to the children they carry in
+ the womb; witness her that was brought to bed of a Moor; and there was
+ presented to Charles the Emperor and King of Bohemia, a girl from about
+ Pisa, all over rough and covered with hair, whom her mother said to be so
+ conceived by reason of a picture of St. John the Baptist, that hung within
+ the curtains of her bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is the same with beasts; witness Jacob’s sheep, and the hares and
+ partridges that the snow turns white upon the mountains. There was at my
+ house, a little while ago, a cat seen watching a bird upon the top of a
+ tree: these, for some time, mutually fixing their eyes one upon another,
+ the bird at last let herself fall dead into the cat’s claws, either
+ dazzled by the force of its own imagination, or drawn by some attractive
+ power of the cat. Such as are addicted to the pleasures of the field,
+ have, I make no question, heard the story of the falconer, who having
+ earnestly fixed his eyes upon a kite in the air; laid a wager that he
+ would bring her down with the sole power of his sight, and did so, as it
+ was said; for the tales I borrow I charge upon the consciences of those
+ from whom I have them. The discourses are my own, and found themselves
+ upon the proofs of reason, not of experience; to which every one has
+ liberty to add his own examples; and who has none, let him not forbear,
+ the number and varieties of accidents considered, to believe that there
+ are plenty of them; if I do not apply them well, let some other do it for
+ me. And, also, in the subject of which I treat, our manners and motions,
+ testimonies and instances; how fabulous soever, provided they are
+ possible, serve as well as the true; whether they have really happened or
+ no, at Rome or Paris, to John or Peter, ‘tis still within the verge
+ of human capacity, which serves me to good use. I see, and make my
+ advantage of it, as well in shadow as in substance; and amongst the
+ various readings thereof in history, I cull out the most rare and
+ memorable to fit my own turn. There are authors whose only end and design
+ it is to give an account of things that have happened; mine, if I could
+ arrive unto it, should be to deliver of what may happen. There is a just
+ liberty allowed in the schools, of supposing similitudes, when they have
+ none at hand. I do not, however, make any use of that privilege, and as to
+ that matter, in superstitious religion, surpass all historical authority.
+ In the examples which I here bring in, of what I have heard, read, done,
+ or said, I have forbidden myself to dare to alter even the most light and
+ indifferent circumstances; my conscience does not falsify one tittle; what
+ my ignorance may do, I cannot say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this it is that makes me sometimes doubt in my own mind, whether a
+ divine, or a philosopher, and such men of exact and tender prudence and
+ conscience, are fit to write history: for how can they stake their
+ reputation upon a popular faith? how be responsible for the opinions of
+ men they do not know? and with what assurance deliver their conjectures
+ for current pay? Of actions performed before their own eyes, wherein
+ several persons were actors, they would be unwilling to give evidence upon
+ oath before a judge; and there is no man, so familiarly known to them, for
+ whose intentions they would become absolute caution. For my part, I think
+ it less hazardous to write of things past, than present, by how much the
+ writer is only to give an account of things every one knows he must of
+ necessity borrow upon trust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am solicited to write the affairs of my own time by some, who fancy I
+ look upon them with an eye less blinded with passion than another, and
+ have a clearer insight into them by reason of the free access fortune has
+ given me to the heads of various factions; but they do not consider, that
+ to purchase the glory of Sallust, I would not give myself the trouble,
+ sworn enemy as I am to obligation, assiduity, or perseverance: that there
+ is nothing so contrary to my style, as a continued narrative, I so often
+ interrupt and cut myself short in my writing for want of breath; I have
+ neither composition nor explanation worth anything, and am ignorant,
+ beyond a child, of the phrases and even the very words proper to express
+ the most common things; and for that reason it is, that I have undertaken
+ to say only what I can say, and have accommodated my subject to my
+ strength. Should I take one to be my guide, peradventure I should not be
+ able to keep pace with him; and in the freedom of my liberty might deliver
+ judgments, which upon better thoughts, and according to reason, would be
+ illegitimate and punishable. Plutarch would say of what he has delivered
+ to us, that it is the work of others: that his examples are all and
+ everywhere exactly true: that they are useful to posterity, and are
+ presented with a lustre that will light us the way to virtue, is his own
+ work. It is not of so dangerous consequence, as in a medicinal drug,
+ whether an old story be so or so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXI&mdash;&mdash;THAT THE PROFIT OF ONE MAN IS THE DAMAGE OF
+ ANOTHER
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Demades the Athenian&mdash;[Seneca, De Beneficiis, vi. 38, whence nearly
+ the whole of this chapter is taken.]&mdash;condemned one of his city,
+ whose trade it was to sell the necessaries for funeral ceremonies, upon
+ pretence that he demanded unreasonable profit, and that that profit could
+ not accrue to him, but by the death of a great number of people. A
+ judgment that appears to be ill grounded, forasmuch as no profit whatever
+ can possibly be made but at the expense of another, and that by the same
+ rule he should condemn all gain of what kind soever. The merchant only
+ thrives by the debauchery of youth, the husband man by the dearness of
+ grain, the architect by the ruin of buildings, lawyers and officers of
+ justice by the suits and contentions of men: nay, even the honour and
+ office of divines are derived from our death and vices. A physician takes
+ no pleasure in the health even of his friends, says the ancient Greek
+ comic writer, nor a soldier in the peace of his country, and so of the
+ rest. And, which is yet worse, let every one but dive into his own bosom,
+ and he will find his private wishes spring and his secret hopes grow up at
+ another’s expense. Upon which consideration it comes into my head,
+ that nature does not in this swerve from her general polity; for
+ physicians hold, that the birth, nourishment, and increase of every thing
+ is the dissolution and corruption of another:
+ </p>
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+ “Nam quodcumque suis mutatum finibus exit,
+ Continuo hoc mors est illius, quod fuit ante.”
+
+ [“For, whatever from its own confines passes changed, this is at
+ once the death of that which before it was.”&mdash;Lucretius, ii. 752.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXII&mdash;&mdash;OF CUSTOM, AND THAT WE SHOULD NOT EASILY CHANGE
+ A LAW RECEIVED
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ He seems to me to have had a right and true apprehension of the power of
+ custom, who first invented the story of a country-woman who, having
+ accustomed herself to play with and carry a young calf in her arms, and
+ daily continuing to do so as it grew up, obtained this by custom, that,
+ when grown to be a great ox, she was still able to bear it. For, in truth,
+ custom is a violent and treacherous schoolmistress. She, by little and
+ little, slily and unperceived, slips in the foot of her authority, but
+ having by this gentle and humble beginning, with the benefit of time,
+ fixed and established it, she then unmasks a furious and tyrannic
+ countenance, against which we have no more the courage or the power so
+ much as to lift up our eyes. We see her, at every turn, forcing and
+ violating the rules of nature:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Usus efficacissimus rerum omnium magister.”
+
+ [“Custom is the best master of all things.”
+ &mdash;Pliny, Nat. Hist.,xxvi. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I refer to her Plato’s cave in his Republic, and the physicians, who
+ so often submit the reasons of their art to her authority; as the story of
+ that king, who by custom brought his stomach to that pass, as to live by
+ poison, and the maid that Albertus reports to have lived upon spiders. In
+ that new world of the Indies, there were found great nations, and in very
+ differing climates, who were of the same diet, made provision of them, and
+ fed them for their tables; as also, they did grasshoppers, mice, lizards,
+ and bats; and in a time of scarcity of such delicacies, a toad was sold
+ for six crowns, all which they cook, and dish up with several sauces.
+ There were also others found, to whom our diet, and the flesh we eat, were
+ venomous and mortal:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Consuetudinis magna vis est: pernoctant venatores in nive:
+ in montibus uri se patiuntur: pugiles, caestibus contusi,
+ ne ingemiscunt quidem.”
+
+ [“The power of custom is very great: huntsmen will lie out all
+ night in the snow, or suffer themselves to be burned up by the sun
+ on the mountains; boxers, hurt by the caestus, never utter a
+ groan.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc., ii. 17]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These strange examples will not appear so strange if we consider what we
+ have ordinary experience of, how much custom stupefies our senses. We need
+ not go to what is reported of the people about the cataracts of the Nile;
+ and what philosophers believe of the music of the spheres, that the bodies
+ of those circles being solid and smooth, and coming to touch and rub upon
+ one another, cannot fail of creating a marvellous harmony, the changes and
+ cadences of which cause the revolutions and dances of the stars; but that
+ the hearing sense of all creatures here below, being universally, like
+ that of the Egyptians, deafened, and stupefied with the continual noise,
+ cannot, how great soever, perceive it&mdash;[This passage is taken from
+ Cicero, “Dream of Scipio”; see his De Republica, vi. II. The
+ Egyptians were said to be stunned by the noise of the Cataracts.]&mdash;
+ Smiths, millers, pewterers, forgemen, and armourers could never be able to
+ live in the perpetual noise of their own trades, did it strike their ears
+ with the same violence that it does ours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My perfumed doublet gratifies my own scent at first; but after I have worn
+ it three days together, ‘tis only pleasing to the bystanders. This
+ is yet more strange, that custom, notwithstanding long intermissions and
+ intervals, should yet have the power to unite and establish the effect of
+ its impressions upon our senses, as is manifest in such as live near unto
+ steeples and the frequent noise of the bells. I myself lie at home in a
+ tower, where every morning and evening a very great bell rings out the Ave
+ Maria: the noise shakes my very tower, and at first seemed insupportable
+ to me; but I am so used to it, that I hear it without any manner of
+ offence, and often without awaking at it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plato&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, iii. 38. But he whom Plato censured was
+ not a boy playing at nuts, but a man throwing dice.]&mdash;reprehending a
+ boy for playing at nuts, “Thou reprovest me,” says the boy,
+ “for a very little thing.” “Custom,” replied
+ Plato, “is no little thing.” I find that our greatest vices
+ derive their first propensity from our most tender infancy, and that our
+ principal education depends upon the nurse. Mothers are mightily pleased
+ to see a child writhe off the neck of a chicken, or to please itself with
+ hurting a dog or a cat; and such wise fathers there are in the world, who
+ look upon it as a notable mark of a martial spirit, when they hear a son
+ miscall, or see him domineer over a poor peasant, or a lackey, that dares
+ not reply, nor turn again; and a great sign of wit, when they see him
+ cheat and overreach his playfellow by some malicious treachery and deceit.
+ Yet these are the true seeds and roots of cruelty, tyranny, and treason;
+ they bud and put out there, and afterwards shoot up vigorously, and grow
+ to prodigious bulk, cultivated by custom. And it is a very dangerous
+ mistake to excuse these vile inclinations upon the tenderness of their
+ age, and the triviality of the subject: first, it is nature that speaks,
+ whose declaration is then more sincere, and inward thoughts more
+ undisguised, as it is more weak and young; secondly, the deformity of
+ cozenage does not consist nor depend upon the difference betwixt crowns
+ and pins; but I rather hold it more just to conclude thus: why should he
+ not cozen in crowns since he does it in pins, than as they do, who say
+ they only play for pins, they would not do it if it were for money?
+ Children should carefully be instructed to abhor vices for their own
+ contexture; and the natural deformity of those vices ought so to be
+ represented to them, that they may not only avoid them in their actions,
+ but especially so to abominate them in their hearts, that the very thought
+ should be hateful to them, with what mask soever they may be disguised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know very well, for what concerns myself, that from having been brought
+ up in my childhood to a plain and straightforward way of dealing, and from
+ having had an aversion to all manner of juggling and foul play in my
+ childish sports and recreations (and, indeed, it is to be noted, that the
+ plays of children are not performed in play, but are to be judged in them
+ as their most serious actions), there is no game so small wherein from my
+ own bosom naturally, and without study or endeavour, I have not an extreme
+ aversion from deceit. I shuffle and cut and make as much clatter with the
+ cards, and keep as strict account for farthings, as it were for double
+ pistoles; when winning or losing against my wife and daughter, ‘tis
+ indifferent to me, as when I play in good earnest with others, for round
+ sums. At all times, and in all places, my own eyes are sufficient to look
+ to my fingers; I am not so narrowly watched by any other, neither is there
+ any I have more respect to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I saw the other day, at my own house, a little fellow, a native of Nantes,
+ born without arms, who has so well taught his feet to perform the services
+ his hands should have done him, that truly these have half forgotten their
+ natural office; and, indeed, the fellow calls them his hands; with them he
+ cuts anything, charges and discharges a pistol, threads a needle, sews,
+ writes, puts off his hat, combs his head, plays at cards and dice, and all
+ this with as much dexterity as any other could do who had more, and more
+ proper limbs to assist him. The money I gave him&mdash;for he gains his
+ living by shewing these feats&mdash;he took in his foot, as we do in our
+ hand. I have seen another who, being yet a boy, flourished a two-handed
+ sword, and, if I may so say, handled a halberd with the mere motions of
+ his neck and shoulders for want of hands; tossed them into the air, and
+ caught them again, darted a dagger, and cracked a whip as well as any
+ coachman in France.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the effects of custom are much more manifest in the strange
+ impressions she imprints in our minds, where she meets with less
+ resistance. What has she not the power to impose upon our judgments and
+ beliefs? Is there any so fantastic opinion (omitting the gross impostures
+ of religions, with which we see so many great nations, and so many
+ understanding men, so strangely besotted; for this being beyond the reach
+ of human reason, any error is more excusable in such as are not endued,
+ through the divine bounty, with an extraordinary illumination from above),
+ but, of other opinions, are there any so extravagant, that she has not
+ planted and established for laws in those parts of the world upon which
+ she has been pleased to exercise her power? And therefore that ancient
+ exclamation was exceeding just:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non pudet physicum, id est speculatorem venatoremque naturae,
+ ab animis consuetudine imbutis petere testimonium veritatis?”
+
+ [“Is it not a shame for a natural philosopher, that is, for an
+ observer and hunter of nature, to seek testimony of the truth from
+ minds prepossessed by custom?”&mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., i. 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do believe, that no so absurd or ridiculous fancy can enter into human
+ imagination, that does not meet with some example of public practice, and
+ that, consequently, our reason does not ground and back up. There are
+ people, amongst whom it is the fashion to turn their backs upon him they
+ salute, and never look upon the man they intend to honour. There is a
+ place, where, whenever the king spits, the greatest ladies of his court
+ put out their hands to receive it; and another nation, where the most
+ eminent persons about him stoop to take up his ordure in a linen cloth.
+ Let us here steal room to insert a story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A French gentleman was always wont to blow his nose with his fingers (a
+ thing very much against our fashion), and he justifying himself for so
+ doing, and he was a man famous for pleasant repartees, he asked me, what
+ privilege this filthy excrement had, that we must carry about us a fine
+ handkerchief to receive it, and, which was more, afterwards to lap it
+ carefully up, and carry it all day about in our pockets, which, he said,
+ could not but be much more nauseous and offensive, than to see it thrown
+ away, as we did all other evacuations. I found that what he said was not
+ altogether without reason, and by being frequently in his company, that
+ slovenly action of his was at last grown familiar to me; which
+ nevertheless we make a face at, when we hear it reported of another
+ country. Miracles appear to be so, according to our ignorance of nature,
+ and not according to the essence of nature the continually being
+ accustomed to anything, blinds the eye of our judgment. Barbarians are no
+ more a wonder to us, than we are to them; nor with any more reason, as
+ every one would confess, if after having travelled over those remote
+ examples, men could settle themselves to reflect upon, and rightly to
+ confer them, with their own. Human reason is a tincture almost equally
+ infused into all our opinions and manners, of what form soever they are;
+ infinite in matter, infinite in diversity. But I return to my subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are peoples, where, his wife and children excepted, no one speaks to
+ the king but through a tube. In one and the same nation, the virgins
+ discover those parts that modesty should persuade them to hide, and the
+ married women carefully cover and conceal them. To which, this custom, in
+ another place, has some relation, where chastity, but in marriage, is of
+ no esteem, for unmarried women may prostitute themselves to as many as
+ they please, and being got with child, may lawfully take physic, in the
+ sight of every one, to destroy their fruit. And, in another place, if a
+ tradesman marry, all of the same condition, who are invited to the
+ wedding, lie with the bride before him; and the greater number of them
+ there is, the greater is her honour, and the opinion of her ability and
+ strength: if an officer marry, ‘tis the same, the same with a
+ labourer, or one of mean condition; but then it belongs to the lord of the
+ place to perform that office; and yet a severe loyalty during marriage is
+ afterward strictly enjoined. There are places where brothels of young men
+ are kept for the pleasure of women; where the wives go to war as well as
+ the husbands, and not only share in the dangers of battle, but, moreover,
+ in the honours of command. Others, where they wear rings not only through
+ their noses, lips, cheeks, and on their toes, but also weighty gimmals of
+ gold thrust through their paps and buttocks; where, in eating, they wipe
+ their fingers upon their thighs, genitories, and the soles of their feet:
+ where children are excluded, and brothers and nephews only inherit; and
+ elsewhere, nephews only, saving in the succession of the prince: where,
+ for the regulation of community in goods and estates, observed in the
+ country, certain sovereign magistrates have committed to them the
+ universal charge and overseeing of the agriculture, and distribution of
+ the fruits, according to the necessity of every one where they lament the
+ death of children, and feast at the decease of old men: where they lie ten
+ or twelve in a bed, men and their wives together: where women, whose
+ husbands come to violent ends, may marry again, and others not: where the
+ condition of women is looked upon with such contempt, that they kill all
+ the native females, and buy wives of their neighbours to supply their use;
+ where husbands may repudiate their wives, without showing any cause, but
+ wives cannot part from their husbands, for what cause soever; where
+ husbands may sell their wives in case of sterility; where they boil the
+ bodies of their dead, and afterward pound them to a pulp, which they mix
+ with their wine, and drink it; where the most coveted sepulture is to be
+ eaten by dogs, and elsewhere by birds; where they believe the souls of the
+ blessed live in all manner of liberty, in delightful fields, furnished
+ with all sorts of delicacies, and that it is these souls, repeating the
+ words we utter, which we call Echo; where they fight in the water, and
+ shoot their arrows with the most mortal aim, swimming; where, for a sign
+ of subjection, they lift up their shoulders, and hang down their heads;
+ where they put off their shoes when they enter the king’s palace;
+ where the eunuchs, who take charge of the sacred women, have, moreover,
+ their lips and noses cut off, that they may not be loved; where the
+ priests put out their own eyes, to be better acquainted with their demons,
+ and the better to receive their oracles; where every one makes to himself
+ a deity of what he likes best; the hunter of a lion or a fox, the fisher
+ of some fish; idols of every human action or passion; in which place, the
+ sun, the moon, and the earth are the ‘principal deities, and the
+ form of taking an oath is, to touch the earth, looking up to heaven; where
+ both flesh and fish is eaten raw; where the greatest oath they take is, to
+ swear by the name of some dead person of reputation, laying their hand
+ upon his tomb; where the newyear’s gift the king sends every year to
+ the princes, his vassals, is fire, which being brought, all the old fire
+ is put out, and the neighbouring people are bound to fetch of the new,
+ every one for themselves, upon pain of high treason; where, when the king,
+ to betake himself wholly to devotion, retires from his administration
+ (which often falls out), his next successor is obliged to do the same, and
+ the right of the kingdom devolves to the third in succession: where they
+ vary the form of government, according to the seeming necessity of
+ affairs: depose the king when they think good, substituting certain elders
+ to govern in his stead, and sometimes transferring it into the hands of
+ the commonality: where men and women are both circumcised and also
+ baptized: where the soldier, who in one or several engagements, has been
+ so fortunate as to present seven of the enemies’ heads to the king,
+ is made noble: where they live in that rare and unsociable opinion of the
+ mortality of the soul: where the women are delivered without pain or fear:
+ where the women wear copper leggings upon both legs, and if a louse bite
+ them, are bound in magnanimity to bite them again, and dare not marry,
+ till first they have made their king a tender of their virginity, if he
+ please to accept it: where the ordinary way of salutation is by putting a
+ finger down to the earth, and then pointing it up toward heaven: where men
+ carry burdens upon their heads, and women on their shoulders; where the
+ women make water standing, and the men squatting: where they send their
+ blood in token of friendship, and offer incense to the men they would
+ honour, like gods: where, not only to the fourth, but in any other remote
+ degree, kindred are not permitted to marry: where the children are four
+ years at nurse, and often twelve; in which place, also, it is accounted
+ mortal to give the child suck the first day after it is born: where the
+ correction of the male children is peculiarly designed to the fathers, and
+ to the mothers of the girls; the punishment being to hang them by the
+ heels in the smoke: where they circumcise the women: where they eat all
+ sorts of herbs, without other scruple than of the badness of the smell:
+ where all things are open the finest houses, furnished in the richest
+ manner, without doors, windows, trunks, or chests to lock, a thief being
+ there punished double what they are in other places: where they crack lice
+ with their teeth like monkeys, and abhor to see them killed with one’s
+ nails: where in all their lives they neither cut their hair nor pare their
+ nails; and, in another place, pare those of the right hand only, letting
+ the left grow for ornament and bravery: where they suffer the hair on the
+ right side to grow as long as it will, and shave the other; and in the
+ neighbouring provinces, some let their hair grow long before, and some
+ behind, shaving close the rest: where parents let out their children, and
+ husbands their wives, to their guests to hire: where a man may get his own
+ mother with child, and fathers make use of their own daughters or sons,
+ without scandal: where, at their solemn feasts, they interchangeably lend
+ their children to one another, without any consideration of nearness of
+ blood. In one place, men feed upon human flesh; in another, ‘tis
+ reputed a pious office for a man to kill his father at a certain age;
+ elsewhere, the fathers dispose of their children, whilst yet in their
+ mothers’ wombs, some to be preserved and carefully brought up, and
+ others to be abandoned or made away. Elsewhere the old husbands lend their
+ wives to young men; and in another place they are in common without
+ offence; in one place particularly, the women take it for a mark of honour
+ to have as many gay fringed tassels at the bottom of their garment, as
+ they have lain with several men. Moreover, has not custom made a republic
+ of women separately by themselves? has it not put arms into their hands,
+ and made them raise armies and fight battles? And does she not, by her own
+ precept, instruct the most ignorant vulgar, and make them perfect in
+ things which all the philosophy in the world could never beat into the
+ heads of the wisest men? For we know entire nations, where death was not
+ only despised, but entertained with the greatest triumph; where children
+ of seven years old suffered themselves to be whipped to death, without
+ changing countenance; where riches were in such contempt, that the meanest
+ citizen would not have deigned to stoop to take up a purse of crowns. And
+ we know regions, very fruitful in all manner of provisions, where,
+ notwithstanding, the most ordinary diet, and that they are most pleased
+ with, is only bread, cresses, and water. Did not custom, moreover, work
+ that miracle in Chios that, in seven hundred years, it was never known
+ that ever maid or wife committed any act to the prejudice of her honour?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To conclude; there is nothing, in my opinion, that she does not, or may
+ not do; and therefore, with very good reason it is that Pindar calls her
+ the ruler of the world. He that was seen to beat his father, and reproved
+ for so doing, made answer, that it was the custom of their family; that,
+ in like manner, his father had beaten his grandfather, his grandfather his
+ great-grandfather, “And this,” says he, pointing to his son,
+ “when he comes to my age, shall beat me.” And the father, whom
+ the son dragged and hauled along the streets, commanded him to stop at a
+ certain door, for he himself, he said, had dragged his father no farther,
+ that being the utmost limit of the hereditary outrage the sons used to
+ practise upon the fathers in their family. It is as much by custom as
+ infirmity, says Aristotle, that women tear their hair, bite their nails,
+ and eat coals and earth, and more by custom than nature that men abuse
+ themselves with one another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The laws of conscience, which we pretend to be derived from nature,
+ proceed from custom; every one, having an inward veneration for the
+ opinions and manners approved and received amongst his own people, cannot,
+ without very great reluctance, depart from them, nor apply himself to them
+ without applause. In times past, when those of Crete would curse any one,
+ they prayed the gods to engage him in some ill custom. But the principal
+ effect of its power is, so to seize and ensnare us, that it is hardly in
+ us to disengage ourselves from its gripe, or so to come to ourselves, as
+ to consider of and to weigh the things it enjoins. To say the truth, by
+ reason that we suck it in with our milk, and that the face of the world
+ presents itself in this posture to our first sight, it seems as if we were
+ born upon condition to follow on this track; and the common fancies that
+ we find in repute everywhere about us, and infused into our minds with the
+ seed of our fathers, appear to be the most universal and genuine; from
+ whence it comes to pass, that whatever is off the hinges of custom, is
+ believed to be also off the hinges of reason; how unreasonably for the
+ most part, God knows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If, as we who study ourselves have learned to do, every one who hears a
+ good sentence, would immediately consider how it does in any way touch his
+ own private concern, every one would find, that it was not so much a good
+ saying, as a severe lash to the ordinary stupidity of his own judgment:
+ but men receive the precepts and admonitions of truth, as directed to the
+ common sort, and never to themselves; and instead of applying them to
+ their own manners, do only very ignorantly and unprofitably commit them to
+ memory. But let us return to the empire of custom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such people as have been bred up to liberty, and subject to no other
+ dominion but the authority of their own will, look upon all other form of
+ government as monstrous and contrary to nature. Those who are inured to
+ monarchy do the same; and what opportunity soever fortune presents them
+ with to change, even then, when with the greatest difficulties they have
+ disengaged themselves from one master, that was troublesome and grievous
+ to them, they presently run, with the same difficulties, to create
+ another; being unable to take into hatred subjection itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis by the mediation of custom, that every one is content with the
+ place where he is planted by nature; and the Highlanders of Scotland no
+ more pant after Touraine; than the Scythians after Thessaly. Darius asking
+ certain Greeks what they would take to assume the custom of the Indians,
+ of eating the dead bodies of their fathers (for that was their use,
+ believing they could not give them a better nor more noble sepulture than
+ to bury them in their own bodies), they made answer, that nothing in the
+ world should hire them to do it; but having also tried to persuade the
+ Indians to leave their custom, and, after the Greek manner, to burn the
+ bodies of their fathers, they conceived a still greater horror at the
+ motion.&mdash;[Herodotus, iii. 38.]&mdash;Every one does the same, for use
+ veils from us the true aspect of things.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nil adeo magnum, nec tam mirabile quidquam
+ Principio, quod non minuant mirarier omnes Paullatim.”
+
+ [“There is nothing at first so grand, so admirable, which by degrees
+ people do not regard with less admiration.”&mdash;Lucretius, ii. 1027]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Taking upon me once to justify something in use amongst us, and that was
+ received with absolute authority for a great many leagues round about us,
+ and not content, as men commonly do, to establish it only by force of law
+ and example, but inquiring still further into its origin, I found the
+ foundation so weak, that I who made it my business to confirm others, was
+ very near being dissatisfied myself. ‘Tis by this receipt that Plato
+ &mdash;[Laws, viii. 6.]&mdash;undertakes to cure the unnatural and
+ preposterous loves of his time, as one which he esteems of sovereign
+ virtue, namely, that the public opinion condemns them; that the poets, and
+ all other sorts of writers, relate horrible stories of them; a recipe, by
+ virtue of which the most beautiful daughters no more allure their fathers’
+ lust; nor brothers, of the finest shape and fashion, their sisters’
+ desire; the very fables of Thyestes, OEdipus, and Macareus, having with
+ the harmony of their song, infused this wholesome opinion and belief into
+ the tender brains of children. Chastity is, in truth, a great and shining
+ virtue, and of which the utility is sufficiently known; but to treat of
+ it, and to set it off in its true value, according to nature, is as hard
+ as ‘tis easy to do so according to custom, laws, and precepts. The
+ fundamental and universal reasons are of very obscure and difficult
+ research, and our masters either lightly pass them over, or not daring so
+ much as to touch them, precipitate themselves into the liberty and
+ protection of custom, there puffing themselves out and triumphing to their
+ heart’s content: such as will not suffer themselves to be withdrawn
+ from this original source, do yet commit a greater error, and subject
+ themselves to wild opinions; witness Chrysippus,&mdash;[Sextus Empiricus,
+ Pyyrhon. Hypotyp., i. 14.]&mdash;who, in so many of his writings, has
+ strewed the little account he made of incestuous conjunctions, committed
+ with how near relations soever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever would disengage himself from this violent prejudice of custom,
+ would find several things received with absolute and undoubting opinion,
+ that have no other support than the hoary head and rivelled face of
+ ancient usage. But the mask taken off, and things being referred to the
+ decision of truth and reason, he will find his judgment as it were
+ altogether overthrown, and yet restored to a much more sure estate. For
+ example, I shall ask him, what can be more strange than to see a people
+ obliged to obey laws they never understood; bound in all their domestic
+ affairs, as marriages, donations, wills, sales, and purchases, to rules
+ they cannot possibly know, being neither written nor published in their
+ own language, and of which they are of necessity to purchase both the
+ interpretation and the use? Not according to the ingenious opinion of
+ Isocrates,&mdash;[Discourse to Nicocles.]&mdash;who counselled his king to
+ make the traffics and negotiations of his subjects, free, frank, and of
+ profit to them, and their quarrels and disputes burdensome, and laden with
+ heavy impositions and penalties; but, by a prodigious opinion, to make
+ sale of reason itself, and to give to laws a course of merchandise. I
+ think myself obliged to fortune that, as our historians report, it was a
+ Gascon gentleman, a countryman of mine, who first opposed Charlemagne,
+ when he attempted to impose upon us Latin and imperial laws.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What can be more savage, than to see a nation where, by lawful custom, the
+ office of a judge is bought and sold, where judgments are paid for with
+ ready money, and where justice may legitimately be denied to him that has
+ not wherewithal to pay; a merchandise in so great repute, as in a
+ government to create a fourth estate of wrangling lawyers, to add to the
+ three ancient ones of the church, nobility, and people; which fourth
+ estate, having the laws in their own hands, and sovereign power over men’s
+ lives and fortunes, makes another body separate from nobility: whence it
+ comes to pass, that there are double laws, those of honour and those of
+ justice, in many things altogether opposite one to another; the nobles as
+ rigorously condemning a lie taken, as the other do a lie revenged: by the
+ law of arms, he shall be degraded from all nobility and honour who puts up
+ with an affront; and by the civil law, he who vindicates his reputation by
+ revenge incurs a capital punishment: he who applies himself to the law for
+ reparation of an offence done to his honour, disgraces himself; and he who
+ does not, is censured and punished by the law. Yet of these two so
+ different things, both of them referring to one head, the one has the
+ charge of peace, the other of war; those have the profit, these the
+ honour; those the wisdom, these the virtue; those the word, these the
+ action; those justice, these valour; those reason, these force; those the
+ long robe, these the short;&mdash;divided betwixt them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For what concerns indifferent things, as clothes, who is there seeking to
+ bring them back to their true use, which is the body’s service and
+ convenience, and upon which their original grace and fitness depend; for
+ the most fantastic, in my opinion, that can be imagined, I will instance
+ amongst others, our flat caps, that long tail of velvet that hangs down
+ from our women’s heads, with its party-coloured trappings; and that
+ vain and futile model of a member we cannot in modesty so much as name,
+ which, nevertheless, we make show and parade of in public. These
+ considerations, notwithstanding, will not prevail upon any understanding
+ man to decline the common mode; but, on the contrary, methinks, all
+ singular and particular fashions are rather marks of folly and vain
+ affectation than of sound reason, and that a wise man, within, ought to
+ withdraw and retire his soul from the crowd, and there keep it at liberty
+ and in power to judge freely of things; but as to externals, absolutely to
+ follow and conform himself to the fashion of the time. Public society has
+ nothing to do with our thoughts, but the rest, as our actions, our
+ labours, our fortunes, and our lives, we are to lend and abandon them to
+ its service and to the common opinion, as did that good and great Socrates
+ who refused to preserve his life by a disobedience to the magistrate,
+ though a very wicked and unjust one for it is the rule of rules, the
+ general law of laws, that every one observe those of the place wherein he
+ lives.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“It is good to obey the laws of one’s country.”
+ &mdash;Excerpta ex Trag. Gyaecis, Grotio interp., 1626, p. 937.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And now to another point. It is a very great doubt, whether any so
+ manifest benefit can accrue from the alteration of a law received, let it
+ be what it will, as there is danger and inconvenience in altering it;
+ forasmuch as government is a structure composed of divers parts and
+ members joined and united together, with so strict connection, that it is
+ impossible to stir so much as one brick or stone, but the whole body will
+ be sensible of it. The legislator of the Thurians&mdash;[Charondas; Diod.
+ Sic., xii. 24.]&mdash;ordained, that whosoever would go about either to
+ abolish an old law, or to establish a new, should present himself with a
+ halter about his neck to the people, to the end, that if the innovation he
+ would introduce should not be approved by every one, he might immediately
+ be hanged; and he of the Lacedaemonians employed his life to obtain from
+ his citizens a faithful promise that none of his laws should be violated.&mdash;[Lycurgus;
+ Plutarch, in Vita, c. 22.]&mdash;The Ephoros who so rudely cut the two
+ strings that Phrynis had added to music never stood to examine whether
+ that addition made better harmony, or that by its means the instrument was
+ more full and complete; it was enough for him to condemn the invention,
+ that it was a novelty, and an alteration of the old fashion. Which also is
+ the meaning of the old rusty sword carried before the magistracy of
+ Marseilles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my own part, I have a great aversion from a novelty, what face or what
+ pretence soever it may carry along with it, and have reason, having been
+ an eyewitness of the great evils it has produced. For those which for so
+ many years have lain so heavy upon us, it is not wholly accountable; but
+ one may say, with colour enough, that it has accidentally produced and
+ begotten the mischiefs and ruin that have since happened, both without and
+ against it; it, principally, we are to accuse for these disorders:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Heu! patior telis vulnera facta meis.”
+
+ [“Alas! The wounds were made by my own weapons.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Ep. Phyll. Demophoonti, vers. 48.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They who give the first shock to a state, are almost naturally the first
+ overwhelmed in its ruin the fruits of public commotion are seldom enjoyed
+ by him who was the first motor; he beats and disturbs the water for
+ another’s net. The unity and contexture of this monarchy, of this
+ grand edifice, having been ripped and torn in her old age, by this thing
+ called innovation, has since laid open a rent, and given sufficient
+ admittance to such injuries: the royal majesty with greater difficulty
+ declines from the summit to the middle, then it falls and tumbles headlong
+ from the middle to the bottom. But if the inventors do the greater
+ mischief, the imitators are more vicious to follow examples of which they
+ have felt and punished both the horror and the offence. And if there can
+ be any degree of honour in ill-doing, these last must yield to the others
+ the glory of contriving, and the courage of making the first attempt. All
+ sorts of new disorders easily draw, from this primitive and ever-flowing
+ fountain, examples and precedents to trouble and discompose our
+ government: we read in our very laws, made for the remedy of this first
+ evil, the beginning and pretences of all sorts of wicked enterprises; and
+ that befalls us, which Thucydides said of the civil wars of his time,
+ that, in favour of public vices, they gave them new and more plausible
+ names for their excuse, sweetening and disguising their true titles; which
+ must be done, forsooth, to reform our conscience and belief:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Honesta oratio est;”
+
+ [“Fine words truly.”&mdash;Ter. And., i. I, 114.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but the best pretence for innovation is of very dangerous consequence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aden nihil motum ex antiquo probabile est.”
+
+ [“We are ever wrong in changing ancient ways.”&mdash;Livy, xxxiv. 54]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And freely to speak my thoughts, it argues a strange self-love and great
+ presumption to be so fond of one’s own opinions, that a public peace
+ must be overthrown to establish them, and to introduce so many inevitable
+ mischiefs, and so dreadful a corruption of manners, as a civil war and the
+ mutations of state consequent to it, always bring in their train, and to
+ introduce them, in a thing of so high concern, into the bowels of one’s
+ own country. Can there be worse husbandry than to set up so many certain
+ and knowing vices against errors that are only contested and disputable?
+ And are there any worse sorts of vices than those committed against a man’s
+ own conscience, and the natural light of his own reason? The Senate, upon
+ the dispute betwixt it and the people about the administration of their
+ religion, was bold enough to return this evasion for current pay:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ad deos id magis, quam ad se, pertinere: ipsos visuros,
+ ne sacra sua polluantur;”
+
+ [“Those things belong to the gods to determine than to them; let the
+ gods, therefore, take care that their sacred mysteries were not
+ profaned.”&mdash;Livy, x. 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ according to what the oracle answered to those of Delphos who, fearing to
+ be invaded by the Persians in the Median war, inquired of Apollo, how they
+ should dispose of the holy treasure of his temple; whether they should
+ hide, or remove it to some other place? He returned them answer, that they
+ should stir nothing from thence, and only take care of themselves, for he
+ was sufficient to look to what belonged to him. &mdash;[Herodotus, viii.
+ 36.].&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Christian religion has all the marks of the utmost utility and
+ justice: but none more manifest than the severe injunction it lays
+ indifferently upon all to yield absolute obedience to the civil
+ magistrate, and to maintain and defend the laws. Of which, what a
+ wonderful example has the divine wisdom left us, that, to establish the
+ salvation of mankind, and to conduct His glorious victory over death and
+ sin, would do it after no other way, but at the mercy of our ordinary
+ forms of justice subjecting the progress and issue of so high and so
+ salutiferous an effect, to the blindness and injustice of our customs and
+ observances; sacrificing the innocent blood of so many of His elect, and
+ so long a loss of so many years, to the maturing of this inestimable
+ fruit? There is a vast difference betwixt the case of one who follows the
+ forms and laws of his country, and of another who will undertake to
+ regulate and change them; of whom the first pleads simplicity, obedience,
+ and example for his excuse, who, whatever he shall do, it cannot be
+ imputed to malice; ‘tis at the worst but misfortune:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis est enim, quem non moveat clarissimis monumentis
+ testata consignataque antiquitas?”
+
+ [“For who is there that antiquity, attested and confirmed by the
+ fairest monuments, cannot move?”&mdash;Cicero, De Divin., i. 40.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ besides what Isocrates says, that defect is nearer allied to moderation
+ than excess: the other is a much more ruffling gamester; for whosoever
+ shall take upon him to choose and alter, usurps the authority of judging,
+ and should look well about him, and make it his business to discern
+ clearly the defect of what he would abolish, and the virtue of what he is
+ about to introduce.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This so vulgar consideration is that which settled me in my station, and
+ kept even my most extravagant and ungoverned youth under the rein, so as
+ not to burden my shoulders with so great a weight, as to render myself
+ responsible for a science of that importance, and in this to dare, what in
+ my better and more mature judgment, I durst not do in the most easy and
+ indifferent things I had been instructed in, and wherein the temerity of
+ judging is of no consequence at all; it seeming to me very unjust to go
+ about to subject public and established customs and institutions, to the
+ weakness and instability of a private and particular fancy (for private
+ reason has but a private jurisdiction), and to attempt that upon the
+ divine, which no government will endure a man should do, upon the civil
+ laws; with which, though human reason has much more commerce than with the
+ other, yet are they sovereignly judged by their own proper judges, and the
+ extreme sufficiency serves only to expound and set forth the law and
+ custom received, and neither to wrest it, nor to introduce anything, of
+ innovation. If, sometimes, the divine providence has gone beyond the rules
+ to which it has necessarily bound and obliged us men, it is not to give us
+ any dispensation to do the same; those are masterstrokes of the divine
+ hand, which we are not to imitate, but to admire, and extraordinary
+ examples, marks of express and particular purposes, of the nature of
+ miracles, presented before us for manifestations of its almightiness,
+ equally above both our rules and force, which it would be folly and
+ impiety to attempt to represent and imitate; and that we ought not to
+ follow, but to contemplate with the greatest reverence: acts of His
+ personage, and not for us. Cotta very opportunely declares:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quum de religione agitur, Ti. Coruncanium, P. Scipionem,
+ P. Scaevolam, pontifices maximos, non Zenonem, aut Cleanthem,
+ aut Chrysippum, sequor.”
+
+ [“When matter of religion is in question, I follow the high priests
+ T. Coruncanius, P. Scipio, P. Scaevola, and not Zeno, Cleanthes, or
+ Chrysippus.”&mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., iii. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ God knows, in the present quarrel of our civil war, where there are a
+ hundred articles to dash out and to put in, great and very considerable,
+ how many there are who can truly boast, they have exactly and perfectly
+ weighed and understood the grounds and reasons of the one and the other
+ party; ‘tis a number, if they make any number, that would be able to
+ give us very little disturbance. But what becomes of all the rest, under
+ what ensigns do they march, in what quarter do they lie? Theirs have the
+ same effect with other weak and ill-applied medicines; they have only set
+ the humours they would purge more violently in work, stirred and
+ exasperated by the conflict, and left them still behind. The potion was
+ too weak to purge, but strong enough to weaken us; so that it does not
+ work, but we keep it still in our bodies, and reap nothing from the
+ operation but intestine gripes and dolours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it is, nevertheless, that Fortune still reserving her authority in
+ defiance of whatever we are able to do or say, sometimes presents us with
+ a necessity so urgent, that ‘tis requisite the laws should a little
+ yield and give way; and when one opposes the increase of an innovation
+ that thus intrudes itself by violence, to keep a man’s self in so
+ doing, in all places and in all things within bounds and rules against
+ those who have the power, and to whom all things are lawful that may in
+ any way serve to advance their design, who have no other law nor rule but
+ what serves best to their own purpose, ‘tis a dangerous obligation
+ and an intolerable inequality:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aditum nocendi perfido praestat fides,”
+
+ [“Putting faith in a treacherous person, opens the door to
+ harm.”&mdash;Seneca, OEdip., act iii., verse 686.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ forasmuch as the ordinary discipline of a healthful state does not provide
+ against these extraordinary accidents; it presupposes a body that supports
+ itself in its principal members and offices, and a common consent to its
+ obedience and observation. A legitimate proceeding is cold, heavy, and
+ constrained, and not fit to make head against a headstrong and unbridled
+ proceeding. ‘Tis known to be to this day cast in the dish of those
+ two great men, Octavius and Cato, in the two civil wars of Sylla and
+ Caesar, that they would rather suffer their country to undergo the last
+ extremities, than relieve their fellow-citizens at the expense of its
+ laws, or be guilty of any innovation; for in truth, in these last
+ necessities, where there is no other remedy, it would, peradventure, be
+ more discreetly done, to stoop and yield a little to receive the blow,
+ than, by opposing without possibility of doing good, to give occasion to
+ violence to trample all under foot; and better to make the laws do what
+ they can, when they cannot do what they would. After this manner did he&mdash;[Agesilaus.]&mdash;who
+ suspended them for four-and-twenty hours, and he who, for once shifted a
+ day in the calendar, and that other&mdash;[Alexander the Great.]&mdash;who
+ of the month of June made a second of May. The Lacedaemonians themselves,
+ who were so religious observers of the laws of their country, being
+ straitened by one of their own edicts, by which it was expressly forbidden
+ to choose the same man twice to be admiral; and on the other side, their
+ affairs necessarily requiring, that Lysander should again take upon him
+ that command, they made one Aratus admiral; ‘tis true, but withal,
+ Lysander went general of the navy; and, by the same subtlety, one of their
+ ambassadors being sent to the Athenians to obtain the revocation of some
+ decree, and Pericles remonstrating to him, that it was forbidden to take
+ away the tablet wherein a law had once been engrossed, he advised him to
+ turn it only, that being not forbidden; and Plutarch commends Philopoemen,
+ that being born to command, he knew how to do it, not only according to
+ the laws, but also to overrule even the laws themselves, when the public
+ necessity so required.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXIII&mdash;&mdash;VARIOUS EVENTS FROM THE SAME COUNSEL
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Jacques Amiot, grand almoner of France, one day related to me this story,
+ much to the honour of a prince of ours (and ours he was upon several very
+ good accounts, though originally of foreign extraction),&mdash;[The Duc de
+ Guise, surnamed Le Balafre.]&mdash;that in the time of our first
+ commotions, at the siege of Rouen,&mdash;[In 1562]&mdash;this prince,
+ having been advertised by the queen-mother of a conspiracy against his
+ life, and in her letters particular notice being given him of the person
+ who was to execute the business (who was a gentleman of Anjou or of Maine,
+ and who to this effect ordinarily frequented this prince’s house),
+ discovered not a syllable of this intelligence to any one whatever; but
+ going the next day to the St. Catherine’s Mount,&mdash;[An eminence
+ outside Rouen overlooking the Seine. D.W.]&mdash;from which our battery
+ played against the town (for it was during the time of the siege), and
+ having in company with him the said lord almoner, and another bishop, he
+ saw this gentleman, who had been denoted to him, and presently sent for
+ him; to whom, being come before him, seeing him already pale and trembling
+ with the conscience of his guilt, he thus said, “Monsieur,”
+ such an one, “you guess what I have to say to you; your countenance
+ discovers it; ‘tis in vain to disguise your practice, for I am so
+ well informed of your business, that it will but make worse for you, to go
+ about to conceal or deny it: you know very well such and such passages”
+ (which were the most secret circumstances of his conspiracy), “and
+ therefore be sure, as you tender your own life, to confess to me the whole
+ truth of the design.” The poor man seeing himself thus trapped and
+ convicted (for the whole business had been discovered to the queen by one
+ of the accomplices), was in such a taking, he knew not what to do; but,
+ folding his hands, to beg and sue for mercy, he threw himself at his
+ prince’s feet, who taking him up, proceeded to say, “Come,
+ sir; tell me, have I at any time done you offence? or have I, through
+ private hatred or malice, offended any kinsman or friend of yours? It is
+ not above three weeks that I have known you; what inducement, then, could
+ move you to attempt my death?” To which the gentleman with a
+ trembling voice replied, “That it was no particular grudge he had to
+ his person, but the general interest and concern of his party, and that he
+ had been put upon it by some who had persuaded him it would be a
+ meritorious act, by any means, to extirpate so great and so powerful an
+ enemy of their religion.” “Well,” said the prince,
+ “I will now let you see, how much more charitable the religion is
+ that I maintain, than that which you profess: yours has counselled you to
+ kill me, without hearing me speak, and without ever having given you any
+ cause of offence; and mine commands me to forgive you, convict as you are,
+ by your own confession, of a design to kill me without reason.&mdash;[Imitated
+ by Voltaire. See Nodier, Questions, p. 165.]&mdash;Get you gone; let me
+ see you no more; and, if you are wise, choose henceforward honester men
+ for your counsellors in your designs.”&mdash;[Dampmartin, La Fortune
+ de la Coup, liv. ii., p. 139]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Emperor Augustus,&mdash;[This story is taken from Seneca, De
+ Clementia, i. 9.]&mdash;being in Gaul, had certain information of a
+ conspiracy L. Cinna was contriving against him; he therefore resolved to
+ make him an example; and, to that end, sent to summon his friends to meet
+ the next morning in counsel. But the night between he passed in great
+ unquietness of mind, considering that he was about to put to death a young
+ man, of an illustrious family, and nephew to the great Pompey, and this
+ made him break out into several passionate complainings. “What then,”
+ said he, “is it possible that I am to live in perpetual anxiety and
+ alarm, and suffer my would-be assassin, meantime, to walk abroad at
+ liberty? Shall he go unpunished, after having conspired against my life, a
+ life that I have hitherto defended in so many civil wars, in so many
+ battles by land and by sea? And after having settled the universal peace
+ of the whole world, shall this man be pardoned, who has conspired not only
+ to murder, but to sacrifice me?”&mdash;for the conspiracy was to
+ kill him at sacrifice. After which, remaining for some time silent, he
+ began again, in louder tones, and exclaimed against himself, saying:
+ “Why livest thou, if it be for the good of so many that thou
+ shouldst die? must there be no end of thy revenges and cruelties? Is thy
+ life of so great value, that so many mischiefs must be done to preserve
+ it?” His wife Livia, seeing him in this perplexity: “Will you
+ take a woman’s counsel?” said she. “Do as the physicians
+ do, who, when the ordinary recipes will do no good, make trial of the
+ contrary. By severity you have hitherto prevailed nothing; Lepidus has
+ followed Salvidienus; Murena, Lepidus; Caepio, Murena; Egnatius, Caepio.
+ Begin now, and try how sweetness and clemency will succeed. Cinna is
+ convict; forgive him, he will never henceforth have the heart to hurt
+ thee, and it will be an act to thy glory.” Augustus was well pleased
+ that he had met with an advocate of his own humour; wherefore, having
+ thanked his wife, and, in the morning, countermanded his friends he had
+ before summoned to council, he commanded Cinna all alone to be brought to
+ him; who being accordingly come, and a chair by his appointment set him,
+ having ordered all the rest out of the room, he spake to him after this
+ manner: “In the first place, Cinna, I demand of thee patient
+ audience; do not interrupt me in what I am about to say, and I will
+ afterwards give thee time and leisure to answer. Thou knowest, Cinna,&mdash;[This
+ passage, borrowed from Seneca, has been paraphrased in verse by Corneille.
+ See Nodier, Questions de la Literature llgale, 1828, pp. 7, 160. The
+ monologue of Augustus in this chapter is also from Seneca. Ibid., 164.]&mdash;that
+ having taken thee prisoner in the enemy’s camp, and thou an enemy,
+ not only so become, but born so, I gave thee thy life, restored to thee
+ all thy goods, and, finally, put thee in so good a posture, by my bounty,
+ of living well and at thy ease, that the victorious envied the conquered.
+ The sacerdotal office which thou madest suit to me for, I conferred upon
+ thee, after having denied it to others, whose fathers have ever borne arms
+ in my service. After so many obligations, thou hast undertaken to kill me.”
+ At which Cinna crying out that he was very far from entertaining any so
+ wicked a thought: “Thou dost not keep thy promise, Cinna,”
+ continued Augustus, “that thou wouldst not interrupt me. Yes, thou
+ hast undertaken to murder me in such a place, on such a day, in such and
+ such company, and in such a manner.” At which words, seeing Cinna
+ astounded and silent, not upon the account of his promise so to be, but
+ interdict with the weight of his conscience: “Why,” proceeded
+ Augustus, “to what end wouldst thou do it? Is it to be emperor?
+ Believe me, the Republic is in very ill condition, if I am the only man
+ betwixt thee and the empire. Thou art not able so much as to defend thy
+ own house, and but t’other day was baffled in a suit, by the opposed
+ interest of a mere manumitted slave. What, hast thou neither means nor
+ power in any other thing, but only to undertake Caesar? I quit the throne,
+ if there be no other than I to obstruct thy hopes. Canst thou believe that
+ Paulus, that Fabius, that the Cossii and the Servilii, and so many noble
+ Romans, not only so in title, but who by their virtue honour their
+ nobility, would suffer or endure thee?” After this, and a great deal
+ more that he said to him (for he was two long hours in speaking), “Now
+ go, Cinna, go thy way: I give thee that life as traitor and parricide,
+ which I before gave thee in the quality of an enemy. Let friendship from
+ this time forward begin betwixt us, and let us show whether I have given,
+ or thou hast received thy life with the better faith”; and so
+ departed from him. Some time after, he preferred him to the consular
+ dignity, complaining that he had not the confidence to demand it; had him
+ ever after for his very great friend, and was, at last, made by him sole
+ heir to all his estate. Now, from the time of this accident which befell
+ Augustus in the fortieth year of his age, he never had any conspiracy or
+ attempt against him, and so reaped the due reward of this his so generous
+ clemency. But it did not so happen with our prince, his moderation and
+ mercy not so securing him, but that he afterwards fell into the toils of
+ the like treason,&mdash;[The Duc de Guise was assassinated in 1563 by
+ Poltrot.]&mdash;so vain and futile a thing is human prudence; throughout
+ all our projects, counsels and precautions, Fortune will still be mistress
+ of events.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We repute physicians fortunate when they hit upon a lucky cure, as if
+ there was no other art but theirs that could not stand upon its own legs,
+ and whose foundations are too weak to support itself upon its own basis;
+ as if no other art stood in need of Fortune’s hand to help it. For
+ my part, I think of physic as much good or ill as any one would have me:
+ for, thanks be to God, we have no traffic together. I am of a quite
+ contrary humour to other men, for I always despise it; but when I am sick,
+ instead of recanting, or entering into composition with it, I begin,
+ moreover, to hate and fear it, telling them who importune me to take
+ physic, that at all events they must give me time to recover my strength
+ and health, that I may be the better able to support and encounter the
+ violence and danger of their potions. I let nature work, supposing her to
+ be sufficiently armed with teeth and claws to defend herself from the
+ assaults of infirmity, and to uphold that contexture, the dissolution of
+ which she flies and abhors. I am afraid, lest, instead of assisting her
+ when close grappled and struggling with disease, I should assist her
+ adversary, and burden her still more with work to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, I say, that not in physic only, but in other more certain arts,
+ fortune has a very great part.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poetic raptures, the flights of fancy, that ravish and transport the
+ author out of himself, why should we not attribute them to his good
+ fortune, since he himself confesses that they exceed his sufficiency and
+ force, and acknowledges them to proceed from something else than himself,
+ and that he has them no more in his power than the orators say they have
+ those extraordinary motions and agitations that sometimes push them beyond
+ their design. It is the same in painting, where touches shall sometimes
+ slip from the hand of the painter, so surpassing both his conception and
+ his art, as to beget his own admiration and astonishment. But Fortune does
+ yet more evidently manifest the share she has in all things of this kind,
+ by the graces and elegances we find in them, not only beyond the
+ intention, but even without the knowledge of the workman: a competent
+ reader often discovers in other men’s writings other perfections
+ than the author himself either intended or perceived, a richer sense and
+ more quaint expression.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to military enterprises, every one sees how great a hand Fortune has in
+ them. Even in our counsels and deliberations there must, certainly, be
+ something of chance and good-luck mixed with human prudence; for all that
+ our wisdom can do alone is no great matter; the more piercing, quick, and
+ apprehensive it is, the weaker it finds itself, and is by so much more apt
+ to mistrust itself. I am of Sylla’s opinion;&mdash;[“Who freed
+ his great deeds from envy by ever attributing them to his good fortune,
+ and finally by surnaming himself Faustus, the Lucky.”&mdash;Plutarch,
+ How far a Man may praise Himself, c. 9.]&mdash;and when I closely examine
+ the most glorious exploits of war, I perceive, methinks, that those who
+ carry them on make use of counsel and debate only for custom’s sake,
+ and leave the best part of the enterprise to Fortune, and relying upon her
+ aid, transgress, at every turn, the bounds of military conduct and the
+ rules of war. There happen, sometimes, fortuitous alacrities and strange
+ furies in their deliberations, that for the most part prompt them to
+ follow the worst grounded counsels, and swell their courage beyond the
+ limits of reason. Whence it happened that several of the great captains of
+ old, to justify those rash resolutions, have been fain to tell their
+ soldiers that they were invited to such attempts by some inspiration, some
+ sign and prognostic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wherefore, in this doubt and uncertainty, that the shortsightedness of
+ human wisdom to see and choose the best (by reason of the difficulties
+ that the various accidents and circumstances of things bring along with
+ them) perplexes us withal, the surest way, in my opinion, did no other
+ consideration invite us to it, is to pitch upon that wherein is the
+ greatest appearance of honesty and justice; and not, being certain of the
+ shortest, to keep the straightest and most direct way; as in the two
+ examples I have just given, there is no question but it was more noble and
+ generous in him who had received the offence, to pardon it, than to do
+ otherwise. If the former&mdash;[The Duc de Guise.]&mdash;miscarried in it,
+ he is not, nevertheless, to be blamed for his good intention; neither does
+ any one know if he had proceeded otherwise, whether by that means he had
+ avoided the end his destiny had appointed for him; and he had, moreover,
+ lost the glory of so humane an act.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You will read in history, of many who have been in such apprehension, that
+ the most part have taken the course to meet and anticipate conspiracies
+ against them by punishment and revenge; but I find very few who have
+ reaped any advantage by this proceeding; witness so many Roman emperors.
+ Whoever finds himself in this danger, ought not to expect much either from
+ his vigilance or power; for how hard a thing is it for a man to secure
+ himself from an enemy, who lies concealed under the countenance of the
+ most assiduous friend we have, and to discover and know the wills and
+ inward thoughts of those who are in our personal service. ‘Tis to
+ much purpose to have a guard of foreigners about one, and to be always
+ fenced about with a pale of armed men; whosoever despises his own life, is
+ always master of that of another man.&mdash;[Seneca, Ep., 4.]&mdash;And
+ moreover, this continual suspicion, that makes a prince jealous of all the
+ world, must of necessity be a strange torment to him. Therefore it was,
+ that Dion, being advertised that Callippus watched all opportunities to
+ take away his life, had never the heart to inquire more particularly into
+ it, saying, that he had rather die than live in that misery, that he must
+ continually stand upon his guard, not only against his enemies, but his
+ friends also;&mdash;[Plutarch, Apothegms.]&mdash;which Alexander much more
+ vividly and more roundly manifested in effect, when, having notice by a
+ letter from Parmenio, that Philip, his most beloved physician, was by
+ Darius’ money corrupted to poison him, at the same time he gave the
+ letter to Philip to read, drank off the potion he had brought him. Was not
+ this to express a resolution, that if his friends had a mind to despatch
+ him out of the world, he was willing to give them opportunity to do it?
+ This prince is, indeed, the sovereign pattern of hazardous actions; but I
+ do not know whether there be another passage in his life wherein there is
+ so much firm courage as in this, nor so illustrious an image of the beauty
+ and greatness of his mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those who preach to princes so circumspect and vigilant a jealousy and
+ distrust, under colour of security, preach to them ruin and dishonour:
+ nothing noble can be performed without danger. I know a person, naturally
+ of a very great daring and enterprising courage, whose good fortune is
+ continually marred by such persuasions, that he keep himself close
+ surrounded by his friends, that he must not hearken to any reconciliation
+ with his ancient enemies, that he must stand aloof, and not trust his
+ person in hands stronger than his own, what promises or offers soever they
+ may make him, or what advantages soever he may see before him. And I know
+ another, who has unexpectedly advanced his fortunes by following a clear
+ contrary advice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Courage, the reputation and glory of which men seek with so greedy an
+ appetite, presents itself, when need requires, as magnificently in cuerpo,
+ as in full armour; in a closet, as in a camp; with arms pendant, as with
+ arms raised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This over-circumspect and wary prudence is a mortal enemy to all high and
+ generous exploits. Scipio, to sound Syphax’s intention, leaving his
+ army, abandoning Spain, not yet secure nor well settled in his new
+ conquest, could pass over into Africa in two small ships, to commit
+ himself, in an enemy’s country, to the power of a barbarian king, to
+ a faith untried and unknown, without obligation, without hostage, under
+ the sole security of the grandeur of his own courage, his good fortune,
+ and the promise of his high hopes.&mdash;[ Livy, xxviii. 17.]
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Habita fides ipsam plerumque fidem obligat.”
+
+ [“Trust often obliges fidelity.”&mdash;Livy, xxii. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In a life of ambition and glory, it is necessary to hold a stiff rein upon
+ suspicion: fear and distrust invite and draw on offence. The most
+ mistrustful of our kings&mdash;[ Louis XI.]&mdash;established his affairs
+ principally by voluntarily committing his life and liberty into his
+ enemies’ hands, by that action manifesting that he had absolute
+ confidence in them, to the end they might repose as great an assurance in
+ him. Caesar only opposed the authority of his countenance and the haughty
+ sharpness of his rebukes to his mutinous legions in arms against him:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Stetit aggere fulti
+ Cespitis, intrepidus vultu: meruitque timeri,
+ Nil metuens.”
+
+ [“He stood on a mound, his countenance intrepid, and merited to be
+ feared, he fearing nothing.”&mdash;Lucan, v. 316.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But it is true, withal, that this undaunted assurance is not to be
+ represented in its simple and entire form, but by such whom the
+ apprehension of death, and the worst that can happen, does not terrify and
+ affright; for to represent a pretended resolution with a pale and doubtful
+ countenance and trembling limbs, for the service of an important
+ reconciliation, will effect nothing to purpose. ‘Tis an excellent
+ way to gain the heart and will of another, to submit and intrust one’s
+ self to him, provided it appear to be freely done, and without the
+ constraint of necessity, and in such a condition, that a man manifestly
+ does it out of a pure and entire confidence in the party, at least, with a
+ countenance clear from any cloud of suspicion. I saw, when I was a boy, a
+ gentleman, who was governor of a great city, upon occasion of a popular
+ commotion and fury, not knowing what other course to take, go out of a
+ place of very great strength and security, and commit himself to the mercy
+ of the seditious rabble, in hopes by that means to appease the tumult
+ before it grew to a more formidable head; but it was ill for him that he
+ did so, for he was there miserably slain. But I am not, nevertheless, of
+ opinion, that he committed so great an error in going out, as men commonly
+ reproach his memory withal, as he did in choosing a gentle and submissive
+ way for the effecting his purpose, and in endeavouring to quiet this
+ storm, rather by obeying than commanding, and by entreaty rather than
+ remonstrance; and I am inclined to believe, that a gracious severity, with
+ a soldierlike way of commanding, full of security and confidence, suitable
+ to the quality of his person, and the dignity of his command, would have
+ succeeded better with him; at least, he had perished with greater decency
+ and, reputation. There is nothing so little to be expected or hoped for
+ from this many-headed monster, in its fury, as humanity and good nature;
+ it is much more capable of reverence and fear. I should also reproach him,
+ that having taken a resolution (in my judgment rather brave than rash) to
+ expose himself, weak and naked, in this tempestuous sea of enraged madmen,
+ he ought to have stuck to his text, and not for an instant to have
+ abandoned the high part he had undertaken; whereas, coming to discover his
+ danger nearer hand, and his nose happening to bleed, he again changed that
+ demiss and fawning countenance he had at first put on, into another of
+ fear and amazement, filling his voice with entreaties and his eyes with
+ tears, and, endeavouring so to withdraw and secure his person, that
+ carriage more inflamed their fury, and soon brought the effects of it upon
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was upon a time intended that there should be a general muster of
+ several troops in arms (and that is the most proper occasion of secret
+ revenges, and there is no place where they can be executed with greater
+ safety), and there were public and manifest appearances, that there was no
+ safe coming for some, whose principal and necessary office it was to
+ review them. Whereupon a consultation was held, and several counsels were
+ proposed, as in a case that was very nice and of great difficulty; and
+ moreover of grave consequence. Mine, amongst the rest, was, that they
+ should by all means avoid giving any sign of suspicion, but that the
+ officers who were most in danger should boldly go, and with cheerful and
+ erect countenances ride boldly and confidently through the ranks, and that
+ instead of sparing fire (which the counsels of the major part tended to)
+ they should entreat the captains to command the soldiers to give round and
+ full volleys in honour of the spectators, and not to spare their powder.
+ This was accordingly done, and served so good use, as to please and
+ gratify the suspected troops, and thenceforward to beget a mutual and
+ wholesome confidence and intelligence amongst them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I look upon Julius Caesar’s way of winning men to him as the best
+ and finest that can be put in practice. First, he tried by clemency to
+ make himself beloved even by his very enemies, contenting himself, in
+ detected conspiracies, only publicly to declare, that he was
+ pre-acquainted with them; which being done, he took a noble resolution to
+ await without solicitude or fear, whatever might be the event, wholly
+ resigning himself to the protection of the gods and fortune: for,
+ questionless, in this state he was at the time when he was killed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A stranger having publicly said, that he could teach Dionysius, the tyrant
+ of Syracuse, an infallible way to find out and discover all the
+ conspiracies his subjects could contrive against him, if he would give him
+ a good sum of money for his pains, Dionysius hearing of it, caused the man
+ to be brought to him, that he might learn an art so necessary to his
+ preservation. The man made answer, that all the art he knew, was, that he
+ should give him a talent, and afterwards boast that he had obtained a
+ singular secret from him. Dionysius liked the invention, and accordingly
+ caused six hundred crowns to be counted out to him. &mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Apothegms.]&mdash;It was not likely he should give so great a sum to a
+ person unknown, but upon the account of some extraordinary discovery, and
+ the belief of this served to keep his enemies in awe. Princes, however, do
+ wisely to publish the informations they receive of all the practices
+ against their lives, to possess men with an opinion they have so good
+ intelligence that nothing can be plotted against them, but they have
+ present notice of it. The Duke of Athens did a great many foolish things
+ in the establishment of his new tyranny over Florence: but this especially
+ was most notable, that having received the first intimation of the
+ conspiracies the people were hatching against him, from Matteo di Morozzo,
+ one of the conspirators, he presently put him to death, to suppress that
+ rumour, that it might not be thought any of the city disliked his
+ government.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I remember I have formerly read a story&mdash;[In Appian’s Civil
+ Wars, book iv..]&mdash;of some Roman of great quality who, flying the
+ tyranny of the Triumvirate, had a thousand times by the subtlety of as
+ many inventions escaped from falling into the hands of those that pursued
+ him. It happened one day that a troop of horse, which was sent out to take
+ him, passed close by a brake where he was squat, and missed very narrowly
+ of spying him: but he considering, at this point, the pains and
+ difficulties wherein he had so long continued to evade the strict and
+ incessant searches that were every day made for him, the little pleasure
+ he could hope for in such a kind of life, and how much better it was for
+ him to die once for all, than to be perpetually at this pass, he started
+ from his seat, called them back, showed them his form,&mdash;[as of a
+ squatting hare.]&mdash;and voluntarily delivered himself up to their
+ cruelty, by that means to free both himself and them from further trouble.
+ To invite a man’s enemies to come and cut his throat, seems a
+ resolution a little extravagant and odd; and yet I think he did better to
+ take that course, than to live in continual feverish fear of an accident
+ for which there was no cure. But seeing all the remedies a man can apply
+ to such a disease, are full of unquietness and uncertainty, ‘tis
+ better with a manly courage to prepare one’s self for the worst that
+ can happen, and to extract some consolation from this, that we are not
+ certain the thing we fear will ever come to pass.
+ </p>
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+ CHAPTER XXIV&mdash;&mdash;OF PEDANTRY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I was often, when a boy, wonderfully concerned to see, in the Italian
+ farces, a pedant always brought in for the fool of the play, and that the
+ title of Magister was in no greater reverence amongst us: for being
+ delivered up to their tuition, what could I do less than be jealous of
+ their honour and reputation? I sought indeed to excuse them by the natural
+ incompatibility betwixt the vulgar sort and men of a finer thread, both in
+ judgment and knowledge, forasmuch as they go a quite contrary way to one
+ another: but in this, the thing I most stumbled at was, that the finest
+ gentlemen were those who most despised them; witness our famous poet Du
+ Bellay&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mais je hay par sur tout un scavoir pedantesque.”
+
+ [“Of all things I hate pedantic learning.”&mdash;Du Bellay]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And ‘twas so in former times; for Plutarch says that Greek and
+ Scholar were terms of reproach and contempt amongst the Romans. But since,
+ with the better experience of age, I find they had very great reason so to
+ do, and that&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Magis magnos clericos non sunt magis magnos sapientes.”
+
+ [“The greatest clerks are not the wisest men.” A proverb given in
+ Rabelais’ Gargantua, i. 39.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But whence it should come to pass, that a mind enriched with the knowledge
+ of so many things should not become more quick and sprightly, and that a
+ gross and vulgar understanding should lodge within it, without correcting
+ and improving itself, all the discourses and judgments of the greatest
+ minds the world ever had, I am yet to seek. To admit so many foreign
+ conceptions, so great, and so high fancies, it is necessary (as a young
+ lady, one of the greatest princesses of the kingdom, said to me once,
+ speaking of a certain person) that a man’s own brain must be crowded
+ and squeezed together into a less compass, to make room for the others; I
+ should be apt to conclude, that as plants are suffocated and drowned with
+ too much nourishment, and lamps with too much oil, so with too much study
+ and matter is the active part of the understanding which, being
+ embarrassed, and confounded with a great diversity of things, loses the
+ force and power to disengage itself, and by the pressure of this weight,
+ is bowed, subjected, and doubled up. But it is quite otherwise; for our
+ soul stretches and dilates itself proportionably as it fills; and in the
+ examples of elder times, we see, quite contrary, men very proper for
+ public business, great captains, and great statesmen very learned withal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, as to the philosophers, a sort of men remote from all public affairs,
+ they have been sometimes also despised by the comic liberty of their
+ times; their opinions and manners making them appear, to men of another
+ sort, ridiculous. Would you make them judges of a lawsuit, of the actions
+ of men? they are ready to take it upon them, and straight begin to examine
+ if there be life, if there be motion, if man be any other than an ox;&mdash;[“If
+ Montaigne has copied all this from Plato’s Theatetes, p.127, F. as
+ it is plain by all which he has added immediately after, that he has taken
+ it from that dialogue, he has grossly mistaken Plato’s sentiment,
+ who says here no more than this, that the philosopher is so ignorant of
+ what his neighbour does, that he scarce knows whether he is a man, or some
+ other animal:&mdash;Coste.”]&mdash;what it is to do and to suffer?
+ what animals law and justice are? Do they speak of the magistrates, or to
+ him, ‘tis with a rude, irreverent, and indecent liberty. Do they
+ hear their prince, or a king commended? they make no more of him, than of
+ a shepherd, goatherd, or neatherd: a lazy Coridon, occupied in milking and
+ shearing his herds and flocks, but more rudely and harshly than the herd
+ or shepherd himself. Do you repute any man the greater for being lord of
+ two thousand acres of land? they laugh at such a pitiful pittance, as
+ laying claim themselves to the whole world for their possession. Do you
+ boast of your nobility, as being descended from seven rich successive
+ ancestors? they look upon you with an eye of contempt, as men who have not
+ a right idea of the universal image of nature, and that do not consider
+ how many predecessors every one of us has had, rich, poor, kings, slaves,
+ Greeks, and barbarians; and though you were the fiftieth descendant from
+ Hercules, they look upon it as a great vanity, so highly to value this,
+ which is only a gift of fortune. And ‘twas so the vulgar sort
+ contemned them, as men ignorant of the most elementary and ordinary
+ things; as presumptuous and insolent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But this Platonic picture is far different from that these pedants are
+ presented by. Those were envied for raising themselves above the common
+ sort, for despising the ordinary actions and offices of life, for having
+ assumed a particular and inimitable way of living, and for using a certain
+ method of high-flight and obsolete language, quite different from the
+ ordinary way of speaking: but these are contemned as being as much below
+ the usual form, as incapable of public employment, as leading a life and
+ conforming themselves to the mean and vile manners of the vulgar:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Odi ignava opera, philosopha sententia.”
+
+ [“I hate men who jabber about philosophy, but do nothing.”
+ &mdash;Pacuvius, ap Gellium, xiii. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For what concerns the philosophers, as I have said, if they were in
+ science, they were yet much greater in action. And, as it is said of the
+ geometrician of Syracuse,&mdash;[Archimedes.]&mdash;who having been
+ disturbed from his contemplation, to put some of his skill in practice for
+ the defence of his country, that he suddenly set on foot dreadful and
+ prodigious engines, that wrought effects beyond all human expectation;
+ himself, notwithstanding, disdaining all his handiwork, and thinking in
+ this he had played the mere mechanic, and violated the dignity of his art,
+ of which these performances of his he accounted but trivial experiments
+ and playthings so they, whenever they have been put upon the proof of
+ action, have been seen to fly to so high a pitch, as made it very well
+ appear, their souls were marvellously elevated, and enriched by the
+ knowledge of things. But some of them, seeing the reins of government in
+ the hands of incapable men, have avoided all management of political
+ affairs; and he who demanded of Crates, how long it was necessary to
+ philosophise, received this answer: “Till our armies are no more
+ commanded by fools.” &mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, vi. 92.]&mdash;Heraclitus
+ resigned the royalty to his brother; and, to the Ephesians, who reproached
+ him that he spent his time in playing with children before the temple:
+ “Is it not better,” said he, “to do so, than to sit at
+ the helm of affairs in your company?” Others having their
+ imagination advanced above the world and fortune, have looked upon the
+ tribunals of justice, and even the thrones of kings, as paltry and
+ contemptible; insomuch, that Empedocles refused the royalty that the
+ Agrigentines offered to him. Thales, once inveighing in discourse against
+ the pains and care men put themselves to to become rich, was answered by
+ one in the company, that he did like the fox, who found fault with what he
+ could not obtain. Whereupon, he had a mind, for the jest’s sake, to
+ show them to the contrary; and having, for this occasion, made a muster of
+ all his wits, wholly to employ them in the service of profit and gain, he
+ set a traffic on foot, which in one year brought him in so great riches,
+ that the most experienced in that trade could hardly in their whole lives,
+ with all their industry, have raked so much together.&mdash;[Diogenes
+ Laertius, Life of Thales, i. 26; Cicero, De Divin., i. 49.]&mdash;That
+ which Aristotle reports of some who called both him and Anaxagoras, and
+ others of their profession, wise but not prudent, in not applying their
+ study to more profitable things&mdash;though I do not well digest this
+ verbal distinction&mdash;that will not, however, serve to excuse my
+ pedants, for to see the low and necessitous fortune wherewith they are
+ content, we have rather reason to pronounce that they are neither wise nor
+ prudent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But letting this first reason alone, I think it better to say, that this
+ evil proceeds from their applying themselves the wrong way to the study of
+ the sciences; and that, after the manner we are instructed, it is no
+ wonder if neither the scholars nor the masters become, though more
+ learned, ever the wiser, or more able. In plain truth, the cares and
+ expense our parents are at in our education, point at nothing, but to
+ furnish our heads with knowledge; but not a word of judgment and virtue.
+ Cry out, of one that passes by, to the people: “O, what a learned
+ man!” and of another, “O, what a good man!”&mdash;[Translated
+ from Seneca, Ep., 88.]&mdash;they will not fail to turn their eyes, and
+ address their respect to the former. There should then be a third crier,
+ “O, the blockheads!” Men are apt presently to inquire, does
+ such a one understand Greek or Latin? Is he a poet? or does he write in
+ prose? But whether he be grown better or more discreet, which are
+ qualities of principal concern, these are never thought of. We should
+ rather examine, who is better learned, than who is more learned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We only labour to stuff the memory, and leave the conscience and the
+ understanding unfurnished and void. Like birds who fly abroad to forage
+ for grain, and bring it home in the beak, without tasting it themselves,
+ to feed their young; so our pedants go picking knowledge here and there,
+ out of books, and hold it at the tongue’s end, only to spit it out
+ and distribute it abroad. And here I cannot but smile to think how I have
+ paid myself in showing the foppery of this kind of learning, who myself am
+ so manifest an example; for, do I not the same thing throughout almost
+ this whole composition? I go here and there, culling out of several books
+ the sentences that best please me, not to keep them (for I have no memory
+ to retain them in), but to transplant them into this; where, to say the
+ truth, they are no more mine than in their first places. We are, I
+ conceive, knowing only in present knowledge, and not at all in what is
+ past, or more than is that which is to come. But the worst on’t is,
+ their scholars and pupils are no better nourished by this kind of
+ inspiration; and it makes no deeper impression upon them, but passes from
+ hand to hand, only to make a show to be tolerable company, and to tell
+ pretty stories, like a counterfeit coin in counters, of no other use or
+ value, but to reckon with, or to set up at cards:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Apud alios loqui didicerunt non ipsi secum.”
+
+ [“They have learned to speak from others, not from themselves.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes, v. 36.]
+
+ “Non est loquendum, sed gubernandum.”
+
+ [“Speaking is not so necessary as governing.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 108.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Nature, to shew that there is nothing barbarous where she has the sole
+ conduct, oftentimes, in nations where art has the least to do, causes
+ productions of wit, such as may rival the greatest effect of art whatever.
+ In relation to what I am now speaking of, the Gascon proverb, derived from
+ a cornpipe, is very quaint and subtle:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Bouha prou bouha, mas a remuda lous dits quem.”
+
+ [“You may blow till your eyes start out; but if once you offer to
+ stir your fingers, it is all over.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We can say, Cicero says thus; these were the manners of Plato; these are
+ the very words of Aristotle: but what do we say ourselves? What do we
+ judge? A parrot would say as much as that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this puts me in mind of that rich gentleman of Rome,&mdash;[Calvisius
+ Sabinus. Seneca, Ep., 27.]&mdash;who had been solicitous, with very great
+ expense, to procure men that were excellent in all sorts of science, whom
+ he had always attending his person, to the end, that when amongst his
+ friends any occasion fell out of speaking of any subject whatsoever, they
+ might supply his place, and be ready to prompt him, one with a sentence of
+ Seneca, another with a verse of Homer, and so forth, every one according
+ to his talent; and he fancied this knowledge to be his own, because it was
+ in the heads of those who lived upon his bounty; as they also do, whose
+ learning consists in having noble libraries. I know one, who, when I
+ question him what he knows, he presently calls for a book to shew me, and
+ dares not venture to tell me so much, as that he has piles in his
+ posteriors, till first he has consulted his dictionary, what piles and
+ what posteriors are.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We take other men’s knowledge and opinions upon trust; which is an
+ idle and superficial learning. We must make it our own. We are in this
+ very like him, who having need of fire, went to a neighbour’s house
+ to fetch it, and finding a very good one there, sat down to warm himself
+ without remembering to carry any with him home.&mdash;[Plutarch, How a Man
+ should Listen.]&mdash;What good does it do us to have the stomach full of
+ meat, if it do not digest, if it be not incorporated with us, if it does
+ not nourish and support us? Can we imagine that Lucullus, whom letters,
+ without any manner of experience, made so great a captain, learned to be
+ so after this perfunctory manner?&mdash;[Cicero, Acad., ii. I.]&mdash;We
+ suffer ourselves to lean and rely so strongly upon the arm of another,
+ that we destroy our own strength and vigour. Would I fortify myself
+ against the fear of death, it must be at the expense of Seneca: would I
+ extract consolation for myself or my friend, I borrow it from Cicero. I
+ might have found it in myself, had I been trained to make use of my own
+ reason. I do not like this relative and mendicant understanding; for
+ though we could become learned by other men’s learning, a man can
+ never be wise but by his own wisdom:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“I hate the wise man, who in his own concern is not wise.”
+ &mdash;Euripides, ap. Cicero, Ep. Fam., xiii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whence Ennius:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nequidquam sapere sapientem, qui ipse sibi prodesse non quiret.”
+
+ [“That wise man knows nothing, who cannot profit himself by his
+ wisdom.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., iii. 15.]
+
+ “Si cupidus, si
+ Vanus, et Euganea quantumvis mollior agna.”
+
+ [“If he be grasping, or a boaster, and something softer than an
+ Euganean lamb.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., viii. 14.]
+
+ “Non enim paranda nobis solum, sed fruenda sapientia est.”
+
+ [“For wisdom is not only to be acquired, but to be utilised.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Finib., i. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Dionysius&mdash;[It was not Dionysius, but Diogenes the cynic. Diogenes
+ Laertius, vi. 27.]&mdash;laughed at the grammarians, who set themselves to
+ inquire into the miseries of Ulysses, and were ignorant of their own; at
+ musicians, who were so exact in tuning their instruments, and never tuned
+ their manners; at orators, who made it a study to declare what is justice,
+ but never took care to do it. If the mind be not better disposed, if the
+ judgment be no better settled, I had much rather my scholar had spent his
+ time at tennis, for, at least, his body would by that means be in better
+ exercise and breath. Do but observe him when he comes back from school,
+ after fifteen or sixteen years that he has been there; there is nothing so
+ unfit for employment; all you shall find he has got, is, that his Latin
+ and Greek have only made him a greater coxcomb than when he went from
+ home. He should bring back his soul replete with good literature, and he
+ brings it only swelled and puffed up with vain and empty shreds and
+ patches of learning; and has really nothing more in him than he had
+ before.&mdash;[Plato’s Dialogues: Protagoras.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These pedants of ours, as Plato says of the Sophists, their
+ cousin-germans, are, of all men, they who most pretend to be useful to
+ mankind, and who alone, of all men, not only do not better and improve
+ that which is committed to them, as a carpenter or a mason would do, but
+ make them much worse, and make us pay them for making them worse, to boot.
+ If the rule which Protagoras proposed to his pupils were followed &mdash;either
+ that they should give him his own demand, or make affidavit upon oath in
+ the temple how much they valued the profit they had received under his
+ tuition, and satisfy him accordingly&mdash;my pedagogues would find
+ themselves sorely gravelled, if they were to be judged by the affidavits
+ of my experience. My Perigordin patois very pleasantly calls these
+ pretenders to learning, ‘lettre-ferits’, as a man should say,
+ letter-marked&mdash;men on whom letters have been stamped by the blow of a
+ mallet. And, in truth, for the most part, they appear to be deprived even
+ of common sense; for you see the husbandman and the cobbler go simply and
+ fairly about their business, speaking only of what they know and
+ understand; whereas these fellows, to make parade and to get opinion,
+ mustering this ridiculous knowledge of theirs, that floats on the
+ superficies of the brain, are perpetually perplexing, and entangling
+ themselves in their own nonsense. They speak fine words sometimes, ‘tis
+ true, but let somebody that is wiser apply them. They are wonderfully well
+ acquainted with Galen, but not at all with the disease of the patient;
+ they have already deafened you with a long ribble-row of laws, but
+ understand nothing of the case in hand; they have the theory of all
+ things, let who will put it in practice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have sat by, when a friend of mine, in my own house, for sport-sake, has
+ with one of these fellows counterfeited a jargon of Galimatias, patched up
+ of phrases without head or tail, saving that he interlarded here and there
+ some terms that had relation to their dispute, and held the coxcomb in
+ play a whole afternoon together, who all the while thought he had answered
+ pertinently and learnedly to all his objections; and yet this was a man of
+ letters, and reputation, and a fine gentleman of the long robe:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vos, O patricius sanguis, quos vivere par est
+ Occipiti caeco, posticae occurrite sannae.”
+
+ [“O you, of patrician blood, to whom it is permitted to live
+ with(out) eyes in the back of your head, beware of grimaces at you
+ from behind.”&mdash;Persius, Sat., i. 61.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whosoever shall narrowly pry into and thoroughly sift this sort of people,
+ wherewith the world is so pestered, will, as I have done, find, that for
+ the most part, they neither understand others, nor themselves; and that
+ their memories are full enough, but the judgment totally void and empty;
+ some excepted, whose own nature has of itself formed them into better
+ fashion. As I have observed, for example, in Adrian Turnebus, who having
+ never made other profession than that of mere learning only, and in that,
+ in my opinion, he was the greatest man that has been these thousand years,
+ had nothing at all in him of the pedant, but the wearing of his gown, and
+ a little exterior fashion, that could not be civilised to courtier ways,
+ which in themselves are nothing. I hate our people, who can worse endure
+ an ill-contrived robe than an ill-contrived mind, and take their measure
+ by the leg a man makes, by his behaviour, and so much as the very fashion
+ of his boots, what kind of man he is. For within there was not a more
+ polished soul upon earth. I have often purposely put him upon arguments
+ quite wide of his profession, wherein I found he had so clear an insight,
+ so quick an apprehension, so solid a judgment, that a man would have
+ thought he had never practised any other thing but arms, and been all his
+ life employed in affairs of State. These are great and vigorous natures,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Queis arte benigna
+ Et meliore luto finxit praecordia Titan.”
+
+ [“Whom benign Titan (Prometheus) has framed of better clay.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, xiv. 34.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ that can keep themselves upright in despite of a pedantic education. But
+ it is not enough that our education does not spoil us; it must, moreover,
+ alter us for the better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some of our Parliaments, when they are to admit officers, examine only
+ their learning; to which some of the others also add the trial of
+ understanding, by asking their judgment of some case in law; of these the
+ latter, methinks, proceed with the better method; for although both are
+ necessary, and that it is very requisite they should be defective in
+ neither, yet, in truth, knowledge is not so absolutely necessary as
+ judgment; the last may make shift without the other, but the other never
+ without this. For as the Greek verse says&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“To what use serves learning, if understanding be away.”
+ &mdash;Apud Stobaeus, tit. iii., p. 37 (1609).]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Would to God that, for the good of our judicature, these societies were as
+ well furnished with understanding and conscience as they are with
+ knowledge.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non vita, sed scolae discimus.”
+
+ [“We do not study for life, but only for the school.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 106.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We are not to tie learning to the soul, but to work and incorporate them
+ together: not to tincture it only, but to give it a thorough and perfect
+ dye; which, if it will not take colour, and meliorate its imperfect state,
+ it were without question better to let it alone. ‘Tis a dangerous
+ weapon, that will hinder and wound its master, if put into an awkward and
+ unskilful hand:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut fuerit melius non didicisse.”
+
+ [“So that it were better not to have learned.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And this, peradventure, is the reason why neither we nor theology require
+ much learning in women; and that Francis, Duke of Brittany, son of John
+ V., one talking with him about his marriage with Isabella the daughter of
+ Scotland, and adding that she was homely bred, and without any manner of
+ learning, made answer, that he liked her the better, and that a woman was
+ wise enough, if she could distinguish her husband’s shirt from his
+ doublet. So that it is no so great wonder, as they make of it, that our
+ ancestors had letters in no greater esteem, and that even to this day they
+ are but rarely met with in the principal councils of princes; and if the
+ end and design of acquiring riches, which is the only thing we propose to
+ ourselves, by the means of law, physic, pedantry, and even divinity
+ itself, did not uphold and keep them in credit, you would, with doubt, see
+ them in as pitiful a condition as ever. And what loss would this be, if
+ they neither instruct us to think well nor to do well?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Postquam docti prodierunt, boni desunt.”
+
+ [Seneca, Ep., 95. “Since the ‘savans’ have made their appearance
+ among us, the good people have become eclipsed.”
+ &mdash;Rousseau, Discours sur les Lettres.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All other knowledge is hurtful to him who has not the science of goodness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the reason I glanced upon but now, may it not also hence proceed,
+ that, our studies in France having almost no other aim but profit, except
+ as to those who, by nature born to offices and employments rather of glory
+ than gain, addict themselves to letters, if at all, only for so short a
+ time (being taken from their studies before they can come to have any
+ taste of them, to a profession that has nothing to do with books), there
+ ordinarily remain no others to apply themselves wholly to learning, but
+ people of mean condition, who in that only seek the means to live; and by
+ such people, whose souls are, both by nature and by domestic education and
+ example, of the basest alloy the fruits of knowledge are immaturely
+ gathered and ill digested, and delivered to their recipients quite another
+ thing. For it is not for knowledge to enlighten a soul that is dark of
+ itself, nor to make a blind man see. Her business is not to find a man’s
+ eyes, but to guide, govern, and direct them, provided he have sound feet
+ and straight legs to go upon. Knowledge is an excellent drug, but no drug
+ has virtue enough to preserve itself from corruption and decay, if the
+ vessel be tainted and impure wherein it is put to keep. Such a one may
+ have a sight clear enough who looks asquint, and consequently sees what is
+ good, but does not follow it, and sees knowledge, but makes no use of it.
+ Plato’s principal institution in his Republic is to fit his citizens
+ with employments suitable to their nature. Nature can do all, and does
+ all. Cripples are very unfit for exercises of the body, and lame souls for
+ exercises of the mind. Degenerate and vulgar souls are unworthy of
+ philosophy. If we see a shoemaker with his shoes out at the toes, we say,
+ ‘tis no wonder; for, commonly, none go worse shod than they. In like
+ manner, experience often presents us a physician worse physicked, a divine
+ less reformed, and (constantly) a scholar of less sufficiency, than other
+ people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Old Aristo of Chios had reason to say that philosophers did their auditors
+ harm, forasmuch as most of the souls of those that heard them were not
+ capable of deriving benefit from instruction, which, if not applied to
+ good, would certainly be applied to ill:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“They proceeded effeminate debauchees from the school of
+ Aristippus, cynics from that of Zeno.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., iii., 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In that excellent institution that Xenophon attributes to the Persians, we
+ find that they taught their children virtue, as other nations do letters.
+ Plato tells us that the eldest son in their royal succession was thus
+ brought up; after his birth he was delivered, not to women, but to eunuchs
+ of the greatest authority about their kings for their virtue, whose charge
+ it was to keep his body healthful and in good plight; and after he came to
+ seven years of age, to teach him to ride and to go a-hunting. When he
+ arrived at fourteen he was transferred into the hands of four, the wisest,
+ the most just, the most temperate, and most valiant of the nation; of whom
+ the first was to instruct him in religion, the second to be always upright
+ and sincere, the third to conquer his appetites and desires, and the
+ fourth to despise all danger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is a thing worthy of very great consideration, that in that excellent,
+ and, in truth, for its perfection, prodigious form of civil regimen set
+ down by Lycurgus, though so solicitous of the education of children, as a
+ thing of the greatest concern, and even in the very seat of the Muses, he
+ should make so little mention of learning; as if that generous youth,
+ disdaining all other subjection but that of virtue, ought to be supplied,
+ instead of tutors to read to them arts and sciences, with such masters as
+ should only instruct them in valour, prudence, and justice; an example
+ that Plato has followed in his laws. The manner of their discipline was to
+ propound to them questions in judgment upon men and their actions; and if
+ they commended or condemned this or that person or fact, they were to give
+ a reason for so doing; by which means they at once sharpened their
+ understanding, and learned what was right. Astyages, in Xenophon, asks
+ Cyrus to give an account of his last lesson; and thus it was, “A
+ great boy in our school, having a little short cassock, by force took a
+ longer from another that was not so tall as he, and gave him his own in
+ exchange: whereupon I, being appointed judge of the controversy, gave
+ judgment, that I thought it best each should keep the coat he had, for
+ that they both of them were better fitted with that of one another than
+ with their own: upon which my master told me, I had done ill, in that I
+ had only considered the fitness of the garments, whereas I ought to have
+ considered the justice of the thing, which required that no one should
+ have anything forcibly taken from him that is his own.” And Cyrus
+ adds that he was whipped for his pains, as we are in our villages for
+ forgetting the first aorist of&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Cotton’s version of this story commences differently, and includes
+ a passage which is not in any of the editions of the original before
+ me:
+
+ “Mandane, in Xenophon, asking Cyrus how he would do to learn
+ justice, and the other virtues amongst the Medes, having left all
+ his masters behind him in Persia? He made answer, that he had
+ learned those things long since; that his master had often made him
+ a judge of the differences amongst his schoolfellows, and had one
+ day whipped him for giving a wrong sentence.”&mdash;W.C.H.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ My pedant must make me a very learned oration, ‘in genere
+ demonstrativo’, before he can persuade me that his school is like
+ unto that. They knew how to go the readiest way to work; and seeing that
+ science, when most rightly applied and best understood, can do no more but
+ teach us prudence, moral honesty, and resolution, they thought fit, at
+ first hand, to initiate their children with the knowledge of effects, and
+ to instruct them, not by hearsay and rote, but by the experiment of
+ action, in lively forming and moulding them; not only by words and
+ precepts, but chiefly by works and examples; to the end it might not be a
+ knowledge in the mind only, but its complexion and habit: not an
+ acquisition, but a natural possession. One asking to this purpose,
+ Agesilaus, what he thought most proper for boys to learn? “What they
+ ought to do when they come to be men,” said he.&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Apothegms of the Lacedamonians. Rousseau adopts the expression in his
+ Diswuys sur tes Lettres.]&mdash;It is no wonder, if such an institution
+ produced so admirable effects.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They used to go, it is said, to the other cities of Greece, to inquire out
+ rhetoricians, painters, and musicians; but to Lacedaemon for legislators,
+ magistrates, and generals of armies; at Athens they learned to speak well:
+ here to do well; there to disengage themselves from a sophistical
+ argument, and to unravel the imposture of captious syllogisms; here to
+ evade the baits and allurements of pleasure, and with a noble courage and
+ resolution to conquer the menaces of fortune and death; those cudgelled
+ their brains about words, these made it their business to inquire into
+ things; there was an eternal babble of the tongue, here a continual
+ exercise of the soul. And therefore it is nothing strange if, when
+ Antipater demanded of them fifty children for hostages, they made answer,
+ quite contrary to what we should do, that they would rather give him twice
+ as many full-grown men, so much did they value the loss of their country’s
+ education. When Agesilaus courted Xenophon to send his children to Sparta
+ to be bred, “it is not,” said he, “there to learn logic
+ or rhetoric, but to be instructed in the noblest of all sciences, namely,
+ the science to obey and to command.”&mdash;[Plutarch, Life of
+ Agesilaus, c. 7.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is very pleasant to see Socrates, after his manner, rallying Hippias,
+ &mdash;[Plato’s Dialogues: Hippias Major.]&mdash;who recounts to him
+ what a world of money he has got, especially in certain little villages of
+ Sicily, by teaching school, and that he made never a penny at Sparta:
+ “What a sottish and stupid people,” said Socrates, “are
+ they, without sense or understanding, that make no account either of
+ grammar or poetry, and only busy themselves in studying the genealogies
+ and successions of their kings, the foundations, rises, and declensions of
+ states, and such tales of a tub!” After which, having made Hippias
+ from one step to another acknowledge the excellency of their form of
+ public administration, and the felicity and virtue of their private life,
+ he leaves him to guess at the conclusion he makes of the inutilities of
+ his pedantic arts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Examples have demonstrated to us that in military affairs, and all others
+ of the like active nature, the study of sciences more softens and
+ untempers the courages of men than it in any way fortifies and excites
+ them. The most potent empire that at this day appears to be in the whole
+ world is that of the Turks, a people equally inured to the estimation of
+ arms and the contempt of letters. I find Rome was more valiant before she
+ grew so learned. The most warlike nations at this time in being are the
+ most rude and ignorant: the Scythians, the Parthians, Tamerlane, serve for
+ sufficient proof of this. When the Goths overran Greece, the only thing
+ that preserved all the libraries from the fire was, that some one
+ possessed them with an opinion that they were to leave this kind of
+ furniture entire to the enemy, as being most proper to divert them from
+ the exercise of arms, and to fix them to a lazy and sedentary life. When
+ our King Charles VIII., almost without striking a blow, saw himself
+ possessed of the kingdom of Naples and a considerable part of Tuscany, the
+ nobles about him attributed this unexpected facility of conquest to this,
+ that the princes and nobles of Italy, more studied to render themselves
+ ingenious and learned, than vigorous and warlike.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXV&mdash;&mdash;OF THE EDUCATION OF CHILDREN
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ TO MADAME DIANE DE FOIX, Comtesse de Gurson
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ I never yet saw that father, but let his son be never so decrepit or
+ deformed, would not, notwithstanding, own him: not, nevertheless, if he
+ were not totally besotted, and blinded with his paternal affection, that
+ he did not well enough discern his defects; but that with all defaults he
+ was still his. Just so, I see better than any other, that all I write here
+ are but the idle reveries of a man that has only nibbled upon the outward
+ crust of sciences in his nonage, and only retained a general and formless
+ image of them; who has got a little snatch of everything and nothing of
+ the whole, ‘a la Francoise’. For I know, in general, that
+ there is such a thing as physic, as jurisprudence: four parts in
+ mathematics, and, roughly, what all these aim and point at; and,
+ peradventure, I yet know farther, what sciences in general pretend unto,
+ in order to the service of our life: but to dive farther than that, and to
+ have cudgelled my brains in the study of Aristotle, the monarch of all
+ modern learning, or particularly addicted myself to any one science, I
+ have never done it; neither is there any one art of which I am able to
+ draw the first lineaments and dead colour; insomuch that there is not a
+ boy of the lowest form in a school, that may not pretend to be wiser than
+ I, who am not able to examine him in his first lesson, which, if I am at
+ any time forced upon, I am necessitated in my own defence, to ask him,
+ unaptly enough, some universal questions, such as may serve to try his
+ natural understanding; a lesson as strange and unknown to him, as his is
+ to me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never seriously settled myself to the reading any book of solid learning
+ but Plutarch and Seneca; and there, like the Danaides, I eternally fill,
+ and it as constantly runs out; something of which drops upon this paper,
+ but little or nothing stays with me. History is my particular game as to
+ matter of reading, or else poetry, for which I have particular kindness
+ and esteem: for, as Cleanthes said, as the voice, forced through the
+ narrow passage of a trumpet, comes out more forcible and shrill: so,
+ methinks, a sentence pressed within the harmony of verse darts out more
+ briskly upon the understanding, and strikes my ear and apprehension with a
+ smarter and more pleasing effect. As to the natural parts I have, of which
+ this is the essay, I find them to bow under the burden; my fancy and
+ judgment do but grope in the dark, tripping and stumbling in the way; and
+ when I have gone as far as I can, I am in no degree satisfied; I discover
+ still a new and greater extent of land before me, with a troubled and
+ imperfect sight and wrapped up in clouds, that I am not able to penetrate.
+ And taking upon me to write indifferently of whatever comes into my head,
+ and therein making use of nothing but my own proper and natural means, if
+ it befall me, as oft-times it does, accidentally to meet in any good
+ author, the same heads and commonplaces upon which I have attempted to
+ write (as I did but just now in Plutarch’s “Discourse of the
+ Force of Imagination”), to see myself so weak and so forlorn, so
+ heavy and so flat, in comparison of those better writers, I at once pity
+ or despise myself. Yet do I please myself with this, that my opinions have
+ often the honour and good fortune to jump with theirs, and that I go in
+ the same path, though at a very great distance, and can say, “Ah,
+ that is so.” I am farther satisfied to find that I have a quality,
+ which every one is not blessed withal, which is, to discern the vast
+ difference between them and me; and notwithstanding all that, suffer my
+ own inventions, low and feeble as they are, to run on in their career,
+ without mending or plastering up the defects that this comparison has laid
+ open to my own view. And, in plain truth, a man had need of a good strong
+ back to keep pace with these people. The indiscreet scribblers of our
+ times, who, amongst their laborious nothings, insert whole sections and
+ pages out of ancient authors, with a design, by that means, to illustrate
+ their own writings, do quite contrary; for this infinite dissimilitude of
+ ornaments renders the complexion of their own compositions so sallow and
+ deformed, that they lose much more than they get.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The philosophers, Chrysippus and Epicurus, were in this of two quite
+ contrary humours: the first not only in his books mixed passages and
+ sayings of other authors, but entire pieces, and, in one, the whole Medea
+ of Euripides; which gave Apollodorus occasion to say, that should a man
+ pick out of his writings all that was none of his, he would leave him
+ nothing but blank paper: whereas the latter, quite on the contrary, in
+ three hundred volumes that he left behind him, has not so much as one
+ quotation.&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Chyysippus, vii. 181, and
+ Epicurus, x. 26.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I happened the other day upon this piece of fortune; I was reading a
+ French book, where after I had a long time run dreaming over a great many
+ words, so dull, so insipid, so void of all wit or common sense, that
+ indeed they were only French words: after a long and tedious travel, I
+ came at last to meet with a piece that was lofty, rich, and elevated to
+ the very clouds; of which, had I found either the declivity easy or the
+ ascent gradual, there had been some excuse; but it was so perpendicular a
+ precipice, and so wholly cut off from the rest of the work, that by the
+ first six words, I found myself flying into the other world, and thence
+ discovered the vale whence I came so deep and low, that I have never had
+ since the heart to descend into it any more. If I should set out one of my
+ discourses with such rich spoils as these, it would but too evidently
+ manifest the imperfection of my own writing. To reprehend the fault in
+ others that I am guilty of myself, appears to me no more unreasonable,
+ than to condemn, as I often do, those of others in myself: they are to be
+ everywhere reproved, and ought to have no sanctuary allowed them. I know
+ very well how audaciously I myself, at every turn, attempt to equal myself
+ to my thefts, and to make my style go hand in hand with them, not without
+ a temerarious hope of deceiving the eyes of my reader from discerning the
+ difference; but withal it is as much by the benefit of my application,
+ that I hope to do it, as by that of my invention or any force of my own.
+ Besides, I do not offer to contend with the whole body of these champions,
+ nor hand to hand with anyone of them: ‘tis only by flights and
+ little light attempts that I engage them; I do not grapple with them, but
+ try their strength only, and never engage so far as I make a show to do.
+ If I could hold them in play, I were a brave fellow; for I never attack
+ them; but where they are most sinewy and strong. To cover a man’s
+ self (as I have seen some do) with another man’s armour, so as not
+ to discover so much as his fingers’ ends; to carry on a design (as
+ it is not hard for a man that has anything of a scholar in him, in an
+ ordinary subject to do) under old inventions patched up here and there
+ with his own trumpery, and then to endeavour to conceal the theft, and to
+ make it pass for his own, is first injustice and meanness of spirit in
+ those who do it, who having nothing in them of their own fit to procure
+ them a reputation, endeavour to do it by attempting to impose things upon
+ the world in their own name, which they have no manner of title to; and
+ next, a ridiculous folly to content themselves with acquiring the ignorant
+ approbation of the vulgar by such a pitiful cheat, at the price at the
+ same time of degrading themselves in the eyes of men of understanding, who
+ turn up their noses at all this borrowed incrustation, yet whose praise
+ alone is worth the having. For my own part, there is nothing I would not
+ sooner do than that, neither have I said so much of others, but to get a
+ better opportunity to explain myself. Nor in this do I glance at the
+ composers of centos, who declare themselves for such; of which sort of
+ writers I have in my time known many very ingenious, and particularly one
+ under the name of Capilupus, besides the ancients. These are really men of
+ wit, and that make it appear they are so, both by that and other ways of
+ writing; as for example, Lipsius, in that learned and laborious contexture
+ of his Politics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, be it how it will, and how inconsiderable soever these ineptitudes
+ may be, I will say I never intended to conceal them, no more than my old
+ bald grizzled likeness before them, where the painter has presented you
+ not with a perfect face, but with mine. For these are my own particular
+ opinions and fancies, and I deliver them as only what I myself believe,
+ and not for what is to be believed by others. I have no other end in this
+ writing, but only to discover myself, who, also shall, peradventure, be
+ another thing to-morrow, if I chance to meet any new instruction to change
+ me. I have no authority to be believed, neither do I desire it, being too
+ conscious of my own inerudition to be able to instruct others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some one, then, having seen the preceding chapter, the other day told me
+ at my house, that I should a little farther have extended my discourse on
+ the education of children.&mdash;[“Which, how fit I am to do, let my
+ friends flatter me if they please, I have in the meantime no such opinion
+ of my own talent, as to promise myself any very good success from my
+ endeavour.” This passage would appear to be an interpolation by
+ Cotton. At all events, I do not find it in the original editions before
+ me, or in Coste.]&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, madam, if I had any sufficiency in this subject, I could not possibly
+ better employ it, than to present my best instructions to the little man
+ that threatens you shortly with a happy birth (for you are too generous to
+ begin otherwise than with a male); for, having had so great a hand in the
+ treaty of your marriage, I have a certain particular right and interest in
+ the greatness and prosperity of the issue that shall spring from it;
+ beside that, your having had the best of my services so long in
+ possession, sufficiently obliges me to desire the honour and advantage of
+ all wherein you shall be concerned. But, in truth, all I understand as to
+ that particular is only this, that the greatest and most important
+ difficulty of human science is the education of children. For as in
+ agriculture, the husbandry that is to precede planting, as also planting
+ itself, is certain, plain, and well known; but after that which is planted
+ comes to life, there is a great deal more to be done, more art to be used,
+ more care to be taken, and much more difficulty to cultivate and bring it
+ to perfection so it is with men; it is no hard matter to get children; but
+ after they are born, then begins the trouble, solicitude, and care rightly
+ to train, principle, and bring them up. The symptoms of their inclinations
+ in that tender age are so obscure, and the promises so uncertain and
+ fallacious, that it is very hard to establish any solid judgment or
+ conjecture upon them. Look at Cimon, for example, and Themistocles, and a
+ thousand others, who very much deceived the expectation men had of them.
+ Cubs of bears and puppies readily discover their natural inclination; but
+ men, so soon as ever they are grownup, applying themselves to certain
+ habits, engaging themselves in certain opinions, and conforming themselves
+ to particular laws and customs, easily alter, or at least disguise, their
+ true and real disposition; and yet it is hard to force the propension of
+ nature. Whence it comes to pass, that for not having chosen the right
+ course, we often take very great pains, and consume a good part of our
+ time in training up children to things, for which, by their natural
+ constitution, they are totally unfit. In this difficulty, nevertheless, I
+ am clearly of opinion, that they ought to be elemented in the best and
+ most advantageous studies, without taking too much notice of, or being too
+ superstitious in those light prognostics they give of themselves in their
+ tender years, and to which Plato, in his Republic, gives, methinks, too
+ much authority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Madam, science is a very great ornament, and a thing of marvellous use,
+ especially in persons raised to that degree of fortune in which you are.
+ And, in truth, in persons of mean and low condition, it cannot perform its
+ true and genuine office, being naturally more prompt to assist in the
+ conduct of war, in the government of peoples, in negotiating the leagues
+ and friendships of princes and foreign nations, than in forming a
+ syllogism in logic, in pleading a process in law, or in prescribing a dose
+ of pills in physic. Wherefore, madam, believing you will not omit this so
+ necessary feature in the education of your children, who yourself have
+ tasted its sweetness, and are of a learned extraction (for we yet have the
+ writings of the ancient Counts of Foix, from whom my lord, your husband,
+ and yourself, are both of you descended, and Monsieur de Candale, your
+ uncle, every day obliges the world with others, which will extend the
+ knowledge of this quality in your family for so many succeeding ages), I
+ will, upon this occasion, presume to acquaint your ladyship with one
+ particular fancy of my own, contrary to the common method, which is all I
+ am able to contribute to your service in this affair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The charge of the tutor you shall provide for your son, upon the choice of
+ whom depends the whole success of his education, has several other great
+ and considerable parts and duties required in so important a trust,
+ besides that of which I am about to speak: these, however, I shall not
+ mention, as being unable to add anything of moment to the common rules:
+ and in this, wherein I take upon me to advise, he may follow it so far
+ only as it shall appear advisable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a, boy of quality then, who pretends to letters not upon the account
+ of profit (for so mean an object is unworthy of the grace and favour of
+ the Muses, and moreover, in it a man directs his service to and depends
+ upon others), nor so much for outward ornament, as for his own proper and
+ peculiar use, and to furnish and enrich himself within, having rather a
+ desire to come out an accomplished cavalier than a mere scholar or learned
+ man; for such a one, I say, I would, also, have his friends solicitous to
+ find him out a tutor, who has rather a well-made than a well-filled head;&mdash;[“‘Tete
+ bien faite’, an expression created by Montaigne, and which has
+ remained a part of our language.”&mdash;Servan.]&mdash; seeking,
+ indeed, both the one and the other, but rather of the two to prefer
+ manners and judgment to mere learning, and that this man should exercise
+ his charge after a new method.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis the custom of pedagogues to be eternally thundering in their
+ pupil’s ears, as they were pouring into a funnel, whilst the
+ business of the pupil is only to repeat what the others have said: now I
+ would have a tutor to correct this error, and, that at the very first, he
+ should according to the capacity he has to deal with, put it to the test,
+ permitting his pupil himself to taste things, and of himself to discern
+ and choose them, sometimes opening the way to him, and sometimes leaving
+ him to open it for himself; that is, I would not have him alone to invent
+ and speak, but that he should also hear his pupil speak in turn. Socrates,
+ and since him Arcesilaus, made first their scholars speak, and then they
+ spoke to them&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, iv. 36.]
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Obest plerumque iis, qui discere volunt,
+ auctoritas eorum, qui docent.”
+
+ [“The authority of those who teach, is very often an impediment to
+ those who desire to learn.”&mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., i. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It is good to make him, like a young horse, trot before him, that he may
+ judge of his going, and how much he is to abate of his own speed, to
+ accommodate himself to the vigour and capacity of the other. For want of
+ which due proportion we spoil all; which also to know how to adjust, and
+ to keep within an exact and due measure, is one of the hardest things I
+ know, and ‘tis the effect of a high and well-tempered soul, to know
+ how to condescend to such puerile motions and to govern and direct them. I
+ walk firmer and more secure up hill than down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such as, according to our common way of teaching, undertake, with one and
+ the same lesson, and the same measure of direction, to instruct several
+ boys of differing and unequal capacities, are infinitely mistaken; and
+ ‘tis no wonder, if in a whole multitude of scholars, there are not
+ found above two or three who bring away any good account of their time and
+ discipline. Let the master not only examine him about the grammatical
+ construction of the bare words of his lesson, but about the sense and let
+ him judge of the profit he has made, not by the testimony of his memory,
+ but by that of his life. Let him make him put what he has learned into a
+ hundred several forms, and accommodate it to so many several subjects, to
+ see if he yet rightly comprehends it, and has made it his own, taking
+ instruction of his progress by the pedagogic institutions of Plato.
+ ‘Tis a sign of crudity and indigestion to disgorge what we eat in
+ the same condition it was swallowed; the stomach has not performed its
+ office unless it have altered the form and condition of what was committed
+ to it to concoct. Our minds work only upon trust, when bound and compelled
+ to follow the appetite of another’s fancy, enslaved and captivated
+ under the authority of another’s instruction; we have been so
+ subjected to the trammel, that we have no free, nor natural pace of our
+ own; our own vigour and liberty are extinct and gone:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nunquam tutelae suae fiunt.”
+
+ [“They are ever in wardship.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 33.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was privately carried at Pisa to see a very honest man, but so great an
+ Aristotelian, that his most usual thesis was: “That the touchstone
+ and square of all solid imagination, and of all truth, was an absolute
+ conformity to Aristotle’s doctrine; and that all besides was nothing
+ but inanity and chimera; for that he had seen all, and said all.” A
+ position, that for having been a little too injuriously and broadly
+ interpreted, brought him once and long kept him in great danger of the
+ Inquisition at Rome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let him make him examine and thoroughly sift everything he reads, and
+ lodge nothing in his fancy upon simple authority and upon trust. Aristotle’s
+ principles will then be no more principles to him, than those of Epicurus
+ and the Stoics: let this diversity of opinions be propounded to, and laid
+ before him; he will himself choose, if he be able; if not, he will remain
+ in doubt.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Che non men the saver, dubbiar m’ aggrata.”
+
+ [“I love to doubt, as well as to know.”&mdash;Dante, Inferno, xi. 93]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for, if he embrace the opinions of Xenophon and Plato, by his own reason,
+ they will no more be theirs, but become his own. Who follows another,
+ follows nothing, finds nothing, nay, is inquisitive after nothing.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non sumus sub rege; sibi quisque se vindicet.”
+
+ [“We are under no king; let each vindicate himself.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep.,33]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let him, at least, know that he knows. It will be necessary that he imbibe
+ their knowledge, not that he be corrupted with their precepts; and no
+ matter if he forget where he had his learning, provided he know how to
+ apply it to his own use. Truth and reason are common to every one, and are
+ no more his who spake them first, than his who speaks them after: ‘tis
+ no more according to Plato, than according to me, since both he and I
+ equally see and understand them. Bees cull their several sweets from this
+ flower and that blossom, here and there where they find them, but
+ themselves afterwards make the honey, which is all and purely their own,
+ and no more thyme and marjoram: so the several fragments he borrows from
+ others, he will transform and shuffle together to compile a work that
+ shall be absolutely his own; that is to say, his judgment: his
+ instruction, labour and study, tend to nothing else but to form that. He
+ is not obliged to discover whence he got the materials that have assisted
+ him, but only to produce what he has himself done with them. Men that live
+ upon pillage and borrowing, expose their purchases and buildings to every
+ one’s view: but do not proclaim how they came by the money. We do
+ not see the fees and perquisites of a gentleman of the long robe; but we
+ see the alliances wherewith he fortifies himself and his family, and the
+ titles and honours he has obtained for him and his. No man divulges his
+ revenue; or, at least, which way it comes in but every one publishes his
+ acquisitions. The advantages of our study are to become better and more
+ wise. ‘Tis, says Epicharmus, the understanding that sees and hears,
+ ‘tis the understanding that improves everything, that orders
+ everything, and that acts, rules, and reigns: all other faculties are
+ blind, and deaf, and without soul. And certainly we render it timorous and
+ servile, in not allowing it the liberty and privilege to do anything of
+ itself. Whoever asked his pupil what he thought of grammar and rhetoric,
+ or of such and such a sentence of Cicero? Our masters stick them, full
+ feathered, in our memories, and there establish them like oracles, of
+ which the letters and syllables are of the substance of the thing. To know
+ by rote, is no knowledge, and signifies no more but only to retain what
+ one has intrusted to our memory. That which a man rightly knows and
+ understands, he is the free disposer of at his own full liberty, without
+ any regard to the author from whence he had it, or fumbling over the
+ leaves of his book. A mere bookish learning is a poor, paltry learning; it
+ may serve for ornament, but there is yet no foundation for any
+ superstructure to be built upon it, according to the opinion of Plato, who
+ says, that constancy, faith, and sincerity, are the true philosophy, and
+ the other sciences, that are directed to other ends; mere adulterate
+ paint. I could wish that Paluel or Pompey, those two noted dancers of my
+ time, could have taught us to cut capers, by only seeing them do it,
+ without stirring from our places, as these men pretend to inform the
+ understanding without ever setting it to work, or that we could learn to
+ ride, handle a pike, touch a lute, or sing without the trouble of
+ practice, as these attempt to make us judge and speak well, without
+ exercising us in judging or speaking. Now in this initiation of our
+ studies in their progress, whatsoever presents itself before us is book
+ sufficient; a roguish trick of a page, a sottish mistake of a servant, a
+ jest at the table, are so many new subjects.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And for this reason, conversation with men is of very great use and travel
+ into foreign countries; not to bring back (as most of our young monsieurs
+ do) an account only of how many paces Santa Rotonda&mdash;[The Pantheon of
+ Agrippa.]&mdash;is in circuit; or of the richness of Signora Livia’s
+ petticoats; or, as some others, how much Nero’s face, in a statue in
+ such an old ruin, is longer and broader than that made for him on some
+ medal; but to be able chiefly to give an account of the humours, manners,
+ customs, and laws of those nations where he has been, and that we may whet
+ and sharpen our wits by rubbing them against those of others. I would that
+ a boy should be sent abroad very young, and first, so as to kill two birds
+ with one stone, into those neighbouring nations whose language is most
+ differing from our own, and to which, if it be not formed betimes, the
+ tongue will grow too stiff to bend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And also ‘tis the general opinion of all, that a child should not be
+ brought up in his mother’s lap. Mothers are too tender, and their
+ natural affection is apt to make the most discreet of them all so
+ overfond, that they can neither find in their hearts to give them due
+ correction for the faults they may commit, nor suffer them to be inured to
+ hardships and hazards, as they ought to be. They will not endure to see
+ them return all dust and sweat from their exercise, to drink cold drink
+ when they are hot, nor see them mount an unruly horse, nor take a foil in
+ hand against a rude fencer, or so much as to discharge a carbine. And yet
+ there is no remedy; whoever will breed a boy to be good for anything when
+ he comes to be a man, must by no means spare him when young, and must very
+ often transgress the rules of physic:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vitamque sub dio, et trepidis agat
+ In rebus.”
+
+ [“Let him live in open air, and ever in movement about something.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od. ii., 3, 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It is not enough to fortify his soul; you are also to make his sinews
+ strong; for the soul will be oppressed if not assisted by the members, and
+ would have too hard a task to discharge two offices alone. I know very
+ well to my cost, how much mine groans under the burden, from being
+ accommodated with a body so tender and indisposed, as eternally leans and
+ presses upon her; and often in my reading perceive that our masters, in
+ their writings, make examples pass for magnanimity and fortitude of mind,
+ which really are rather toughness of skin and hardness of bones; for I
+ have seen men, women, and children, naturally born of so hard and
+ insensible a constitution of body, that a sound cudgelling has been less
+ to them than a flirt with a finger would have been to me, and that would
+ neither cry out, wince, nor shrink, for a good swinging beating; and when
+ wrestlers counterfeit the philosophers in patience, ‘tis rather
+ strength of nerves than stoutness of heart. Now to be inured to undergo
+ labour, is to be accustomed to endure pain:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Labor callum obducit dolori.”
+
+ [“Labour hardens us against pain.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A boy is to be broken in to the toil and roughness of exercise, so as to
+ be trained up to the pain and suffering of dislocations, cholics,
+ cauteries, and even imprisonment and the rack itself; for he may come by
+ misfortune to be reduced to the worst of these, which (as this world goes)
+ is sometimes inflicted on the good as well as the bad. As for proof, in
+ our present civil war whoever draws his sword against the laws, threatens
+ the honestest men with the whip and the halter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, moreover, by living at home, the authority of this governor, which
+ ought to be sovereign over the boy he has received into his charge, is
+ often checked and hindered by the presence of parents; to which may also
+ be added, that the respect the whole family pay him, as their master’s
+ son, and the knowledge he has of the estate and greatness he is heir to,
+ are, in my opinion, no small inconveniences in these tender years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet, even in this conversing with men I spoke of but now, I have
+ observed this vice, that instead of gathering observations from others, we
+ make it our whole business to lay ourselves open to them, and are more
+ concerned how to expose and set out our own commodities, than how to
+ increase our stock by acquiring new. Silence, therefore, and modesty are
+ very advantageous qualities in conversation. One should, therefore, train
+ up this boy to be sparing and an husband of his knowledge when he has
+ acquired it; and to forbear taking exceptions at or reproving every idle
+ saying or ridiculous story that is said or told in his presence; for it is
+ a very unbecoming rudeness to carp at everything that is not agreeable to
+ our own palate. Let him be satisfied with correcting himself, and not seem
+ to condemn everything in another he would not do himself, nor dispute it
+ as against common customs.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Licet sapere sine pompa, sine invidia.”
+
+ [“Let us be wise without ostentation, without envy.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 103.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let him avoid these vain and uncivil images of authority, this childish
+ ambition of coveting to appear better bred and more accomplished, than he
+ really will, by such carriage, discover himself to be. And, as if
+ opportunities of interrupting and reprehending were not to be omitted, to
+ desire thence to derive the reputation of something more than ordinary.
+ For as it becomes none but great poets to make use of the poetical
+ licence, so it is intolerable for any but men of great and illustrious
+ souls to assume privilege above the authority of custom:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si quid Socrates ant Aristippus contra morem et consuetudinem
+ fecerunt, idem sibi ne arbitretur licere: magnis enim illi et
+ divinis bonis hanc licentiam assequebantur.”
+
+ [“If Socrates and Aristippus have committed any act against manners
+ and custom, let him not think that he is allowed to do the same; for
+ it was by great and divine benefits that they obtained this
+ privilege.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., i. 41.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let him be instructed not to engage in discourse or dispute but with a
+ champion worthy of him, and, even there, not to make use of all the little
+ subtleties that may seem pat for his purpose, but only such arguments as
+ may best serve him. Let him be taught to be curious in the election and
+ choice of his reasons, to abominate impertinence, and consequently, to
+ affect brevity; but, above all, let him be lessoned to acquiesce and
+ submit to truth so soon as ever he shall discover it, whether in his
+ opponent’s argument, or upon better consideration of his own; for he
+ shall never be preferred to the chair for a mere clatter of words and
+ syllogisms, and is no further engaged to any argument whatever, than as he
+ shall in his own judgment approve it: nor yet is arguing a trade, where
+ the liberty of recantation and getting off upon better thoughts, are to be
+ sold for ready money:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque, ut omnia, qux praescripta et imperata sint,
+ defendat, necessitate ulla cogitur.”
+
+ [“Neither is their any necessity upon him, that he should defend
+ all things that are prescribed and enjoined him.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Acad., ii. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If his governor be of my humour, he will form his will to be a very good
+ and loyal subject to his prince, very affectionate to his person, and very
+ stout in his quarrel; but withal he will cool in him the desire of having
+ any other tie to his service than public duty. Besides several other
+ inconveniences that are inconsistent with the liberty every honest man
+ ought to have, a man’s judgment, being bribed and prepossessed by
+ these particular obligations, is either blinded and less free to exercise
+ its function, or is blemished with ingratitude and indiscretion. A man
+ that is purely a courtier, can neither have power nor will to speak or
+ think otherwise than favourably and well of a master, who, amongst so many
+ millions of other subjects, has picked out him with his own hand to
+ nourish and advance; this favour, and the profit flowing from it, must
+ needs, and not without some show of reason, corrupt his freedom and dazzle
+ him; and we commonly see these people speak in another kind of phrase than
+ is ordinarily spoken by others of the same nation, though what they say in
+ that courtly language is not much to be believed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let his conscience and virtue be eminently manifest in his speaking, and
+ have only reason for their guide. Make him understand, that to acknowledge
+ the error he shall discover in his own argument, though only found out by
+ himself, is an effect of judgment and sincerity, which are the principal
+ things he is to seek after; that obstinacy and contention are common
+ qualities, most appearing in mean souls; that to revise and correct
+ himself, to forsake an unjust argument in the height and heat of dispute,
+ are rare, great, and philosophical qualities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let him be advised, being in company, to have his eye and ear in every
+ corner; for I find that the places of greatest honour are commonly seized
+ upon by men that have least in them, and that the greatest fortunes are
+ seldom accompanied with the ablest parts. I have been present when, whilst
+ they at the upper end of the chamber have been only commenting the beauty
+ of the arras, or the flavour of the wine, many things that have been very
+ finely said at the lower end of the table have been lost and thrown away.
+ Let him examine every man’s talent; a peasant, a bricklayer, a
+ passenger: one may learn something from every one of these in their
+ several capacities, and something will be picked out of their discourse
+ whereof some use may be made at one time or another; nay, even the folly
+ and impertinence of others will contribute to his instruction. By
+ observing the graces and manners of all he sees, he will create to himself
+ an emulation of the good, and a contempt of the bad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let an honest curiosity be suggested to his fancy of being inquisitive
+ after everything; whatever there is singular and rare near the place where
+ he is, let him go and see it; a fine house, a noble fountain, an eminent
+ man, the place where a battle has been anciently fought, the passages of
+ Caesar and Charlemagne:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qux tellus sit lenta gelu, quae putris ab aestu,
+ Ventus in Italiam quis bene vela ferat.”
+
+ [“What country is bound in frost, what land is friable with heat,
+ what wind serves fairest for Italy.”&mdash;Propertius, iv. 3, 39.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let him inquire into the manners, revenues, and alliances of princes,
+ things in themselves very pleasant to learn, and very useful to know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this conversing with men, I mean also, and principally, those who only
+ live in the records of history; he shall, by reading those books, converse
+ with the great and heroic souls of the best ages. ‘Tis an idle and
+ vain study to those who make it so by doing it after a negligent manner,
+ but to those who do it with care and observation, ‘tis a study of
+ inestimable fruit and value; and the only study, as Plato reports, that
+ the Lacedaemonians reserved to themselves. What profit shall he not reap
+ as to the business of men, by reading the Lives of Plutarch? But, withal,
+ let my governor remember to what end his instructions are principally
+ directed, and that he do not so much imprint in his pupil’s memory
+ the date of the ruin of Carthage, as the manners of Hannibal and Scipio;
+ nor so much where Marcellus died, as why it was unworthy of his duty that
+ he died there. Let him not teach him so much the narrative parts of
+ history as to judge them; the reading of them, in my opinion, is a thing
+ that of all others we apply ourselves unto with the most differing
+ measure. I have read a hundred things in Livy that another has not, or not
+ taken notice of at least; and Plutarch has read a hundred more there than
+ ever I could find, or than, peradventure, that author ever wrote; to some
+ it is merely a grammar study, to others the very anatomy of philosophy, by
+ which the most abstruse parts of our human nature penetrate. There are in
+ Plutarch many long discourses very worthy to be carefully read and
+ observed, for he is, in my opinion, of all others the greatest master in
+ that kind of writing; but there are a thousand others which he has only
+ touched and glanced upon, where he only points with his finger to direct
+ us which way we may go if we will, and contents himself sometimes with
+ giving only one brisk hit in the nicest article of the question, whence we
+ are to grope out the rest. As, for example, where he says’&mdash;[In
+ the Essay on False Shame.]&mdash;that the inhabitants of Asia came to be
+ vassals to one only, for not having been able to pronounce one syllable,
+ which is No. Which saying of his gave perhaps matter and occasion to La
+ Boetie to write his “Voluntary Servitude.” Only to see him
+ pick out a light action in a man’s life, or a mere word that does
+ not seem to amount even to that, is itself a whole discourse. ‘Tis
+ to our prejudice that men of understanding should so immoderately affect
+ brevity; no doubt their reputation is the better by it, but in the
+ meantime we are the worse. Plutarch had rather we should applaud his
+ judgment than commend his knowledge, and had rather leave us with an
+ appetite to read more, than glutted with that we have already read. He
+ knew very well, that a man may say too much even upon the best subjects,
+ and that Alexandridas justly reproached him who made very good. but too
+ long speeches to the Ephori, when he said: “O stranger! thou
+ speakest the things thou shouldst speak, but not as thou shouldst speak
+ them.”&mdash;[Plutarch, Apothegms of the Lacedamonians.]&mdash;Such
+ as have lean and spare bodies stuff themselves out with clothes; so they
+ who are defective in matter endeavour to make amends with words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Human understanding is marvellously enlightened by daily conversation with
+ men, for we are, otherwise, compressed and heaped up in ourselves, and
+ have our sight limited to the length of our own noses. One asking Socrates
+ of what country he was, he did not make answer, of Athens, but of the
+ world;&mdash;[Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., v. 37; Plutarch, On Exile, c. 4.]&mdash;
+ he whose imagination was fuller and wider, embraced the whole world for
+ his country, and extended his society and friendship to all mankind; not
+ as we do, who look no further than our feet. When the vines of my village
+ are nipped with the frost, my parish priest presently concludes, that the
+ indignation of God has gone out against all the human race, and that the
+ cannibals have already got the pip. Who is it that, seeing the havoc of
+ these civil wars of ours, does not cry out, that the machine of the world
+ is near dissolution, and that the day of judgment is at hand; without
+ considering, that many worse things have been seen, and that in the
+ meantime, people are very merry in a thousand other parts of the earth for
+ all this? For my part, considering the licence and impunity that always
+ attend such commotions, I wonder they are so moderate, and that there is
+ no more mischief done. To him who feels the hailstones patter about his
+ ears, the whole hemisphere appears to be in storm and tempest; like the
+ ridiculous Savoyard, who said very gravely, that if that simple king of
+ France could have managed his fortune as he should have done, he might in
+ time have come to have been steward of the household to the duke his
+ master: the fellow could not, in his shallow imagination, conceive that
+ there could be anything greater than a Duke of Savoy. And, in truth, we
+ are all of us, insensibly, in this error, an error of a very great weight
+ and very pernicious consequence. But whoever shall represent to his fancy,
+ as in a picture, that great image of our mother nature, in her full
+ majesty and lustre, whoever in her face shall read so general and so
+ constant a variety, whoever shall observe himself in that figure, and not
+ himself but a whole kingdom, no bigger than the least touch or prick of a
+ pencil in comparison of the whole, that man alone is able to value things
+ according to their true estimate and grandeur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This great world which some do yet multiply as several species under one
+ genus, is the mirror wherein we are to behold ourselves, to be able to
+ know ourselves as we ought to do in the true bias. In short, I would have
+ this to be the book my young gentleman should study with the most
+ attention. So many humours, so many sects, so many judgments, opinions,
+ laws, and customs, teach us to judge aright of our own, and inform our
+ understanding to discover its imperfection and natural infirmity, which is
+ no trivial speculation. So many mutations of states and kingdoms, and so
+ many turns and revolutions of public fortune, will make us wise enough to
+ make no great wonder of our own. So many great names, so many famous
+ victories and conquests drowned and swallowed in oblivion, render our
+ hopes ridiculous of eternising our names by the taking of half-a-score of
+ light horse, or a henroost, which only derives its memory from its ruin.
+ The pride and arrogance of so many foreign pomps, the inflated majesty of
+ so many courts and grandeurs, accustom and fortify our sight without
+ closing our eyes to behold the lustre of our own; so many trillions of
+ men, buried before us, encourage us not to fear to go seek such good
+ company in the other world: and so of the rest Pythagoras was want to say,&mdash;[Cicero,
+ Tusc. Quaes., v. 3.]&mdash;that our life resembles the great and populous
+ assembly of the Olympic games, wherein some exercise the body, that they
+ may carry away the glory of the prize: others bring merchandise to sell
+ for profit: there are also some (and those none of the worst sort) who
+ pursue no other advantage than only to look on, and consider how and why
+ everything is done, and to be spectators of the lives of other men,
+ thereby the better to judge of and regulate their own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To examples may fitly be applied all the profitable discourses of
+ philosophy, to which all human actions, as to their best rule, ought to be
+ especially directed: a scholar shall be taught to know&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid fas optare: quid asper
+ Utile nummus habet: patrix carisque propinquis
+ Quantum elargiri deceat: quern te Deus esse
+ Jussit, et humana qua parte locatus es in re;
+ Quid sumus, et quidnam victuri gignimur.”
+
+ [“Learn what it is right to wish; what is the true use of coined
+ money; how much it becomes us to give in liberality to our country
+ and our dear relations; whom and what the Deity commanded thee to
+ be; and in what part of the human system thou art placed; what we
+ are ant to what purpose engendered.”&mdash;Persius, iii. 69]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ what it is to know, and what to be ignorant; what ought to be the end and
+ design of study; what valour, temperance, and justice are; the difference
+ betwixt ambition and avarice, servitude and subjection, licence and
+ liberty; by what token a man may know true and solid contentment; how far
+ death, affliction, and disgrace are to be apprehended;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et quo quemque modo fugiatque feratque laborem.”
+
+ [“And how you may shun or sustain every hardship.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, AEneid, iii. 459.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ by what secret springs we move, and the reason of our various agitations
+ and irresolutions: for, methinks the first doctrine with which one should
+ season his understanding, ought to be that which regulates his manners and
+ his sense; that teaches him to know himself, and how both well to dig and
+ well to live. Amongst the liberal sciences, let us begin with that which
+ makes us free; not that they do not all serve in some measure to the
+ instruction and use of life, as all other things in some sort also do; but
+ let us make choice of that which directly and professedly serves to that
+ end. If we are once able to restrain the offices of human life within
+ their just and natural limits, we shall find that most of the sciences in
+ use are of no great use to us, and even in those that are, that there are
+ many very unnecessary cavities and dilatations which we had better let
+ alone, and, following Socrates’ direction, limit the course of our
+ studies to those things only where is a true and real utility:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sapere aude;
+ Incipe; Qui recte vivendi prorogat horam,
+ Rusticus exspectat, dum defluat amnis; at ille
+ Labitur, et labetur in omne volubilis oevum.”
+
+ [“Dare to be wise; begin! he who defers the hour of living well is
+ like the clown, waiting till the river shall have flowed out: but
+ the river still flows, and will run on, with constant course, to
+ ages without end.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a great foolery to teach our children:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid moveant Pisces, animosaque signa Leonis,
+ Lotus et Hesperia quid Capricornus aqua,”
+
+ [“What influence Pisces have, or the sign of angry Leo, or
+ Capricorn, washed by the Hesperian wave.”&mdash;Propertius, iv. I, 89.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the knowledge of the stars and the motion of the eighth sphere before
+ their own:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“What care I about the Pleiades or the stars of Taurus?”
+ &mdash;Anacreon, Ode, xvii. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Anaximenes writing to Pythagoras, “To what purpose,” said he,
+ “should I trouble myself in searching out the secrets of the stars,
+ having death or slavery continually before my eyes?” for the kings
+ of Persia were at that time preparing to invade his country. Every one
+ ought to say thus, “Being assaulted, as I am by ambition, avarice,
+ temerity, superstition, and having within so many other enemies of life,
+ shall I go ponder over the world’s changes?”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After having taught him what will make him more wise and good, you may
+ then entertain him with the elements of logic, physics, geometry,
+ rhetoric, and the science which he shall then himself most incline to, his
+ judgment being beforehand formed and fit to choose, he will quickly make
+ his own. The way of instructing him ought to be sometimes by discourse,
+ and sometimes by reading; sometimes his governor shall put the author
+ himself, which he shall think most proper for him, into his hands, and
+ sometimes only the marrow and substance of it; and if himself be not
+ conversant enough in books to turn to all the fine discourses the books
+ contain for his purpose, there may some man of learning be joined to him,
+ that upon every occasion shall supply him with what he stands in need of,
+ to furnish it to his pupil. And who can doubt but that this way of
+ teaching is much more easy and natural than that of Gaza,&mdash;[Theodore
+ Gaza, rector of the Academy of Ferrara.]&mdash;in which the precepts are
+ so intricate, and so harsh, and the words so vain, lean; and
+ insignificant, that there is no hold to be taken of them, nothing that
+ quickens and elevates the wit and fancy, whereas here the mind has what to
+ feed upon and to digest. This fruit, therefore, is not only without
+ comparison, much more fair and beautiful; but will also be much more early
+ ripe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a thousand pities that matters should be at such a pass in this
+ age of ours, that philosophy, even with men of understanding, should be,
+ looked upon as a vain and fantastic name, a thing of no use, no value,
+ either in opinion or effect, of which I think those ergotisms and petty
+ sophistries, by prepossessing the avenues to it, are the cause. And people
+ are much to blame to represent it to children for a thing of so difficult
+ access, and with such a frowning, grim, and formidable aspect. Who is it
+ that has disguised it thus, with this false, pale, and ghostly
+ countenance? There is nothing more airy, more gay, more frolic, and I had
+ like to have said, more wanton. She preaches nothing but feasting and
+ jollity; a melancholic anxious look shows that she does not inhabit there.
+ Demetrius the grammarian finding in the temple of Delphos a knot of
+ philosophers set chatting together, said to them,&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Treatise on Oracles which have ceased]&mdash;“Either I am much
+ deceived, or by your cheerful and pleasant countenances, you are engaged
+ in no, very deep discourse.” To which one of them, Heracleon the
+ Megarean, replied: “Tis for such as are puzzled about inquiring
+ whether the future tense of the verb &mdash;&mdash;&mdash; is spelt with a
+ double A, or that hunt after the derivation of the comparatives &mdash;&mdash;-
+ and &mdash;&mdash;-, and the superlatives &mdash;&mdash; and &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;,
+ to knit their brows whilst discoursing of their science: but as to
+ philosophical discourses, they always divert and cheer up those that
+ entertain them, and never deject them or make them sad.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Deprendas animi tormenta latentis in aegro
+ Corpore; deprendas et gaudia; sumit utrumque
+ Inde habitum facies.”
+
+ [“You may discern the torments of mind lurking in a sick body; you
+ may discern its joys: either expression the face assumes from the
+ mind.”&mdash;Juvenal, ix. 18]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The soul that lodges philosophy, ought to be of such a constitution of
+ health, as to render the body in like manner healthful too; she ought to
+ make her tranquillity and satisfaction shine so as to appear without, and
+ her contentment ought to fashion the outward behaviour to her own mould,
+ and consequently to fortify it with a graceful confidence, an active and
+ joyous carriage, and a serene and contented countenance. The most manifest
+ sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness; her state is like that of
+ things in the regions above the moon, always clear and serene. ‘Tis
+ Baroco and Baralipton&mdash;[Two terms of the ancient scholastic logic.]&mdash;that
+ render their disciples so dirty and ill-favoured, and not she; they do not
+ so much as know her but by hearsay. What! It is she that calms and
+ appeases the storms and tempests of the soul, and who teaches famine and
+ fevers to laugh and sing; and that, not by certain imaginary epicycles,
+ but by natural and manifest reasons. She has virtue for her end, which is
+ not, as the schoolmen say, situate upon the summit of a perpendicular,
+ rugged, inaccessible precipice: such as have approached her find her,
+ quite on the contrary, to be seated in a fair, fruitful, and flourishing
+ plain, whence she easily discovers all things below; to which place any
+ one may, however, arrive, if he know but the way, through shady, green,
+ and sweetly-flourishing avenues, by a pleasant, easy, and smooth descent,
+ like that of the celestial vault. ‘Tis for not having frequented
+ this supreme, this beautiful, triumphant, and amiable, this equally
+ delicious and courageous virtue, this so professed and implacable enemy to
+ anxiety, sorrow, fear, and constraint, who, having nature for her guide,
+ has fortune and pleasure for her companions, that they have gone,
+ according to their own weak imagination, and created this ridiculous, this
+ sorrowful, querulous, despiteful, threatening, terrible image of it to
+ themselves and others, and placed it upon a rock apart, amongst thorns and
+ brambles, and made of it a hobgoblin to affright people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the governor that I would have, that is such a one as knows it to be
+ his duty to possess his pupil with as much or more affection than
+ reverence to virtue, will be able to inform him, that the poets have
+ evermore accommodated themselves to the public humour, and make him
+ sensible, that the gods have planted more toil and sweat in the avenues of
+ the cabinets of Venus than in those of Minerva. And when he shall once
+ find him begin to apprehend, and shall represent to him a Bradamante or an
+ Angelica&mdash;[Heroines of Ariosto.]&mdash;for a mistress, a natural,
+ active, generous, and not a viragoish, but a manly beauty, in comparison
+ of a soft, delicate, artificial simpering, and affected form; the one in
+ the habit of a heroic youth, wearing a glittering helmet, the other
+ tricked up in curls and ribbons like a wanton minx; he will then look upon
+ his own affection as brave and masculine, when he shall choose quite
+ contrary to that effeminate shepherd of Phrygia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such a tutor will make a pupil digest this new lesson, that the height and
+ value of true virtue consists in the facility, utility, and pleasure of
+ its exercise; so far from difficulty, that boys, as well as men, and the
+ innocent as well as the subtle, may make it their own; it is by order, and
+ not by force, that it is to be acquired. Socrates, her first minion, is so
+ averse to all manner of violence, as totally to throw it aside, to slip
+ into the more natural facility of her own progress; ‘tis the nursing
+ mother of all human pleasures, who in rendering them just, renders them
+ also pure and permanent; in moderating them, keeps them in breath and
+ appetite; in interdicting those which she herself refuses, whets our
+ desire to those that she allows; and, like a kind and liberal mother,
+ abundantly allows all that nature requires, even to satiety, if not to
+ lassitude: unless we mean to say that the regimen which stops the toper
+ before he has drunk himself drunk, the glutton before he has eaten to a
+ surfeit, and the lecher before he has got the pox, is an enemy to
+ pleasure. If the ordinary fortune fail, she does without it, and forms
+ another, wholly her own, not so fickle and unsteady as the other. She can
+ be rich, be potent and wise, and knows how to lie upon soft perfumed beds:
+ she loves life, beauty, glory, and health; but her proper and peculiar
+ office is to know how to regulate the use of all these good things, and
+ how to lose them without concern: an office much more noble than
+ troublesome, and without which the whole course of life is unnatural,
+ turbulent, and deformed, and there it is indeed, that men may justly
+ represent those monsters upon rocks and precipices.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If this pupil shall happen to be of so contrary a disposition, that he had
+ rather hear a tale of a tub than the true narrative of some noble
+ expedition or some wise and learned discourse; who at the beat of drum,
+ that excites the youthful ardour of his companions, leaves that to follow
+ another that calls to a morris or the bears; who would not wish, and find
+ it more delightful and more excellent, to return all dust and sweat
+ victorious from a battle, than from tennis or from a ball, with the prize
+ of those exercises; I see no other remedy, but that he be bound prentice
+ in some good town to learn to make minced pies, though he were the son of
+ a duke; according to Plato’s precept, that children are to be placed
+ out and disposed of, not according to the wealth, qualities, or condition
+ of the father, but according to the faculties and the capacity of their
+ own souls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since philosophy is that which instructs us to live, and that infancy has
+ there its lessons as well as other ages, why is it not communicated to
+ children betimes?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Udum et molle lutum est; nunc, nunc properandus, et acri
+ Fingendus sine fine rota.”
+
+ [“The clay is moist and soft: now, now make haste, and form the
+ pitcher on the rapid wheel.”&mdash;Persius, iii. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They begin to teach us to live when we have almost done living. A hundred
+ students have got the pox before they have come to read Aristotle’s
+ lecture on temperance. Cicero said, that though he should live two men’s
+ ages, he should never find leisure to study the lyric poets; and I find
+ these sophisters yet more deplorably unprofitable. The boy we would breed
+ has a great deal less time to spare; he owes but the first fifteen or
+ sixteen years of his life to education; the remainder is due to action.
+ Let us, therefore, employ that short time in necessary instruction. Away
+ with the thorny subtleties of dialectics; they are abuses, things by which
+ our lives can never be amended: take the plain philosophical discourses,
+ learn how rightly to choose, and then rightly to apply them; they are more
+ easy to be understood than one of Boccaccio’s novels; a child from
+ nurse is much more capable of them, than of learning to read or to write.
+ Philosophy has discourses proper for childhood, as well as for the
+ decrepit age of men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am of Plutarch’s mind, that Aristotle did not so much trouble his
+ great disciple with the knack of forming syllogisms, or with the elements
+ of geometry; as with infusing into him good precepts concerning valour,
+ prowess, magnanimity, temperance, and the contempt of fear; and with this
+ ammunition, sent him, whilst yet a boy, with no more than thirty thousand
+ foot, four thousand horse, and but forty-two thousand crowns, to subjugate
+ the empire of the whole earth. For the other acts and sciences, he says,
+ Alexander highly indeed commended their excellence and charm, and had them
+ in very great honour and esteem, but not ravished with them to that degree
+ as to be tempted to affect the practice of them In his own person:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Petite hinc, juvenesque senesque,
+ Finem ammo certum, miserisque viatica canis.”
+
+ [“Young men and old men, derive hence a certain end to the mind,
+ and stores for miserable grey hairs.”&mdash;Persius, v. 64.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Epicurus, in the beginning of his letter to Meniceus,&mdash;[Diogenes
+ Laertius, x. 122.]&mdash;says, “That neither the youngest should
+ refuse to philosophise, nor the oldest grow weary of it.” Who does
+ otherwise, seems tacitly to imply, that either the time of living happily
+ is not yet come, or that it is already past. And yet, a for all that, I
+ would not have this pupil of ours imprisoned and made a slave to his book;
+ nor would I have him given up to the morosity and melancholic humour of a
+ sour ill-natured pedant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would not have his spirit cowed and subdued, by applying him to the
+ rack, and tormenting him, as some do, fourteen or fifteen hours a day, and
+ so make a pack-horse of him. Neither should I think it good, when, by
+ reason of a solitary and melancholic complexion, he is discovered to be
+ overmuch addicted to his book, to nourish that humour in him; for that
+ renders him unfit for civil conversation, and diverts him from better
+ employments. And how many have I seen in my time totally brutified by an
+ immoderate thirst after knowledge? Carneades was so besotted with it, that
+ he would not find time so much as to comb his head or to pare his nails.
+ Neither would I have his generous manners spoiled and corrupted by the
+ incivility and barbarism of those of another. The French wisdom was
+ anciently turned into proverb: “Early, but of no continuance.”
+ And, in truth, we yet see, that nothing can be more ingenious and pleasing
+ than the children of France; but they ordinarily deceive the hope and
+ expectation that have been conceived of them; and grown up to be men, have
+ nothing extraordinary or worth taking notice of: I have heard men of good
+ understanding say, these colleges of ours to which we send our young
+ people (and of which we have but too many) make them such animals as they
+ are.&mdash;[Hobbes said that if he Had been at college as long as other
+ people he should have been as great a blockhead as they. W.C.H.] [And
+ Bacon before Hobbe’s time had discussed the “futility”
+ of university teaching. D.W.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to our little monsieur, a closet, a garden, the table, his bed,
+ solitude, and company, morning and evening, all hours shall be the same,
+ and all places to him a study; for philosophy, who, as the formatrix of
+ judgment and manners, shall be his principal lesson, has that privilege to
+ have a hand in everything. The orator Isocrates, being at a feast
+ entreated to speak of his art, all the company were satisfied with and
+ commended his answer: “It is not now a time,” said he, “to
+ do what I can do; and that which it is now time to do, I cannot do.”&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Symp., i. I.]&mdash;For to make orations and rhetorical disputes in a
+ company met together to laugh and make good cheer, had been very
+ unreasonable and improper, and as much might have been said of all the
+ other sciences. But as to what concerns philosophy, that part of it at
+ least that treats of man, and of his offices and duties, it has been the
+ common opinion of all wise men, that, out of respect to the sweetness of
+ her conversation, she is ever to be admitted in all sports and
+ entertainments. And Plato, having invited her to his feast, we see after
+ how gentle and obliging a manner, accommodated both to time and place, she
+ entertained the company, though in a discourse of the highest and most
+ important nature:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aeque pauperibus prodest, locupletibus aeque;
+ Et, neglecta, aeque pueris senibusque nocebit.”
+
+ [“It profits poor and rich alike, but, neglected, equally hurts old
+ and young.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ By this method of instruction, my young pupil will be much more and better
+ employed than his fellows of the college are. But as the steps we take in
+ walking to and fro in a gallery, though three times as many, do not tire a
+ man so much as those we employ in a formal journey, so our lesson, as it
+ were accidentally occurring, without any set obligation of time or place,
+ and falling naturally into every action, will insensibly insinuate itself.
+ By which means our very exercises and recreations, running, wrestling,
+ music, dancing, hunting, riding, and fencing, will prove to be a good part
+ of our study. I would have his outward fashion and mien, and the
+ disposition of his limbs, formed at the same time with his mind. ‘Tis
+ not a soul, ‘tis not a body that we are training up, but a man, and
+ we ought not to divide him. And, as Plato says, we are not to fashion one
+ without the other, but make them draw together like two horses harnessed
+ to a coach. By which saying of his, does he not seem to allow more time
+ for, and to take more care of exercises for the body, and to hold that the
+ mind, in a good proportion, does her business at the same time too?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, this method of education ought to be carried on with a
+ severe sweetness, quite contrary to the practice of our pedants, who,
+ instead of tempting and alluring children to letters by apt and gentle
+ ways, do in truth present nothing before them but rods and ferules, horror
+ and cruelty. Away with this violence! away with this compulsion! than
+ which, I certainly believe nothing more dulls and degenerates a
+ well-descended nature. If you would have him apprehend shame and
+ chastisement, do not harden him to them: inure him to heat and cold, to
+ wind and sun, and to dangers that he ought to despise; wean him from all
+ effeminacy and delicacy in clothes and lodging, eating and drinking;
+ accustom him to everything, that he may not be a Sir Paris, a
+ carpet-knight, but a sinewy, hardy, and vigorous young man. I have ever
+ from a child to the age wherein I now am, been of this opinion, and am
+ still constant to it. But amongst other things, the strict government of
+ most of our colleges has evermore displeased me; peradventure, they might
+ have erred less perniciously on the indulgent side. ‘Tis a real
+ house of correction of imprisoned youth. They are made debauched by being
+ punished before they are so. Do but come in when they are about their
+ lesson, and you shall hear nothing but the outcries of boys under
+ execution, with the thundering noise of their pedagogues drunk with fury.
+ A very pretty way this, to tempt these tender and timorous souls to love
+ their book, with a furious countenance, and a rod in hand! A cursed and
+ pernicious way of proceeding! Besides what Quintilian has very well
+ observed, that this imperious authority is often attended by very
+ dangerous consequences, and particularly our way of chastising. How much
+ more decent would it be to see their classes strewed with green leaves and
+ fine flowers, than with the bloody stumps of birch and willows? Were it
+ left to my ordering. I should paint the school with the pictures of joy
+ and gladness; Flora and the Graces, as the philosopher Speusippus did his.
+ Where their profit is, let them there have their pleasure too. Such viands
+ as are proper and wholesome for children, should be sweetened with sugar,
+ and such as are dangerous to them, embittered with gall. ‘Tis
+ marvellous to see how solicitous Plato is in his Laws concerning the
+ gaiety and diversion of the youth of his city, and how much and often he
+ enlarges upon the races, sports, songs, leaps, and dances: of which, he
+ says, that antiquity has given the ordering and patronage particularly to
+ the gods themselves, to Apollo, Minerva, and the Muses. He insists long
+ upon, and is very particular in, giving innumerable precepts for
+ exercises; but as to the lettered sciences, says very little, and only
+ seems particularly to recommend poetry upon the account of music.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All singularity in our manners and conditions is to be avoided, as
+ inconsistent with civil society. Who would not be astonished at so strange
+ a constitution as that of Demophoon, steward to Alexander the Great, who
+ sweated in the shade and shivered in the sun? I have seen those who have
+ run from the smell of a mellow apple with greater precipitation than from
+ a harquebuss-shot; others afraid of a mouse; others vomit at the sight of
+ cream; others ready to swoon at the making of a feather bed; Germanicus
+ could neither endure the sight nor the crowing of a cock. I will not deny,
+ but that there may, peradventure, be some occult cause and natural
+ aversion in these cases; but, in my opinion, a man might conquer it, if he
+ took it in time. Precept has in this wrought so effectually upon me,
+ though not without some pains on my part, I confess, that beer excepted,
+ my appetite accommodates itself indifferently to all sorts of diet. Young
+ bodies are supple; one should, therefore, in that age bend and ply them to
+ all fashions and customs: and provided a man can contain the appetite and
+ the will within their due limits, let a young man, in God’s name, be
+ rendered fit for all nations and all companies, even to debauchery and
+ excess, if need be; that is, where he shall do it out of complacency to
+ the customs of the place. Let him be able to do everything, but love to do
+ nothing but what is good. The philosophers themselves do not justify
+ Callisthenes for forfeiting the favour of his master Alexander the Great,
+ by refusing to pledge him a cup of wine. Let him laugh, play, wench with
+ his prince: nay, I would have him, even in his debauches, too hard for the
+ rest of the company, and to excel his companions in ability and vigour,
+ and that he may not give over doing it, either through defect of power or
+ knowledge how to do it, but for want of will.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Multum interest, utrum peccare ali quis nolit, an nesciat.”
+
+ [“There is a vast difference betwixt forbearing to sin, and not
+ knowing how to sin.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 90]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I thought I passed a compliment upon a lord, as free from those excesses
+ as any man in France, by asking him before a great deal of very good
+ company, how many times in his life he had been drunk in Germany, in the
+ time of his being there about his Majesty’s affairs; which he also
+ took as it was intended, and made answer, “Three times”; and
+ withal told us the whole story of his debauches. I know some who, for want
+ of this faculty, have found a great inconvenience in negotiating with that
+ nation. I have often with great admiration reflected upon the wonderful
+ constitution of Alcibiades, who so easily could transform himself to so
+ various fashions without any prejudice to his health; one while outdoing
+ the Persian pomp and luxury, and another, the Lacedaemonian austerity and
+ frugality; as reformed in Sparta, as voluptuous in Ionia:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnis Aristippum decuit color, et status, et res.”
+
+ [“Every complexion of life, and station, and circumstance became
+ Aristippus.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., xvii. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I would have my pupil to be such an one,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quem duplici panno patentia velat,
+ Mirabor, vitae via si conversa decebit,
+ Personamque feret non inconcinnus utramque.”
+
+ [“I should admire him who with patience bearing a patched garment,
+ bears well a changed fortune, acting both parts equally well.”
+ &mdash;Horace Ep., xvii. 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These are my lessons, and he who puts them in practice shall reap more
+ advantage than he who has had them read to him only, and so only knows
+ them. If you see him, you hear him; if you hear him, you see him. God
+ forbid, says one in Plato, that to philosophise were only to read a great
+ many books, and to learn the arts.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hanc amplissimam omnium artium bene vivendi disciplinam,
+ vita magis quam literis, persequuti sunt.”
+
+ [“They have proceeded to this discipline of living well, which of
+ all arts is the greatest, by their lives, rather than by their
+ reading.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iv. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Leo, prince of the Phliasians, asking Heraclides Ponticus&mdash;[It was
+ not Heraclides of Pontus who made this answer, but Pythagoras.]&mdash;of
+ what art or science he made profession: “I know,” said he,
+ “neither art nor science, but I am a philosopher.” One
+ reproaching Diogenes that, being ignorant, he should pretend to
+ philosophy; “I therefore,” answered he, “pretend to it
+ with so much the more reason.” Hegesias entreated that he would read
+ a certain book to him: “You are pleasant,” said he; “you
+ choose those figs that are true and natural, and not those that are
+ painted; why do you not also choose exercises which are naturally true,
+ rather than those written?”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lad will not so much get his lesson by heart as he will practise it:
+ he will repeat it in his actions. We shall discover if there be prudence
+ in his exercises, if there be sincerity and justice in his deportment, if
+ there be grace and judgment in his speaking; if there be constancy in his
+ sickness; if there be modesty in his mirth, temperance in his pleasures,
+ order in his domestic economy, indifference in palate, whether what he
+ eats or drinks be flesh or fish, wine or water:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui disciplinam suam non ostentationem scientiae, sed legem vitae
+ putet: quique obtemperet ipse sibi, et decretis pareat.”
+
+ [“Who considers his own discipline, not as a vain ostentation of
+ science, but as a law and rule of life; and who obeys his own
+ decrees, and the laws he has prescribed for himself.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The conduct of our lives is the true mirror of our doctrine. Zeuxidamus,
+ to one who asked him, why the Lacedaemonians did not commit their
+ constitutions of chivalry to writing, and deliver them to their young men
+ to read, made answer, that it was because they would inure them to action,
+ and not amuse them with words. With such a one, after fifteen or sixteen
+ years’ study, compare one of our college Latinists, who has thrown
+ away so much time in nothing but learning to speak. The world is nothing
+ but babble; and I hardly ever yet saw that man who did not rather prate
+ too much, than speak too little. And yet half of our age is embezzled this
+ way: we are kept four or five years to learn words only, and to tack them
+ together into clauses; as many more to form them into a long discourse,
+ divided into four or five parts; and other five years, at least, to learn
+ succinctly to mix and interweave them after a subtle and intricate manner
+ let us leave all this to those who make a profession of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Going one day to Orleans, I met in that plain on this side Clery, two
+ pedants who were travelling towards Bordeaux, about fifty paces distant
+ from one another; and, a good way further behind them, I discovered a
+ troop of horse, with a gentleman at the head of them, who was the late
+ Monsieur le Comte de la Rochefoucauld. One of my people inquired of the
+ foremost of these masters of arts, who that gentleman was that came after
+ him; he, having not seen the train that followed after, and thinking his
+ companion was meant, pleasantly answered, “He is not a gentleman; he
+ is a grammarian; and I am a logician.” Now we who, quite contrary,
+ do not here pretend to breed a grammarian or a logician, but a gentleman,
+ let us leave them to abuse their leisure; our business lies elsewhere. Let
+ but our pupil be well furnished with things, words will follow but too
+ fast; he will pull them after him if they do not voluntarily follow. I
+ have observed some to make excuses, that they cannot express themselves,
+ and pretend to have their fancies full of a great many very fine things,
+ which yet, for want of eloquence, they cannot utter; ‘tis a mere
+ shift, and nothing else. Will you know what I think of it? I think they
+ are nothing but shadows of some imperfect images and conceptions that they
+ know not what to make of within, nor consequently bring out; they do not
+ yet themselves understand what they would be at, and if you but observe
+ how they haggle and stammer upon the point of parturition, you will soon
+ conclude, that their labour is not to delivery, but about conception, and
+ that they are but licking their formless embryo. For my part, I hold, and
+ Socrates commands it, that whoever has in his mind a sprightly and clear
+ imagination, he will express it well enough in one kind of tongue or
+ another, and, if he be dumb, by signs&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Verbaque praevisam rem non invita sequentur;”
+
+ [“Once a thing is conceived in the mind, the words to express it
+ soon present themselves.” (“The words will not reluctantly follow the
+ thing preconceived.”)&mdash;Horace, De Arte Poetica. v. 311]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And as another as poetically says in his prose:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quum res animum occupavere, verbs ambiunt,”
+
+ [“When things are once in the mind, the words offer themselves
+ readily.” (“When things have taken possession of the mind, the
+ words trip.”)&mdash;Seneca, Controvers., iii. proem.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and this other.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipsae res verbs rapiunt.”
+
+ [“The things themselves force the words to express them.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Finib., iii. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He knows nothing of ablative, conjunctive, substantive, or grammar, no
+ more than his lackey, or a fishwife of the Petit Pont; and yet these will
+ give you a bellyful of talk, if you will hear them, and peradventure shall
+ trip as little in their language as the best masters of art in France. He
+ knows no rhetoric, nor how in a preface to bribe the benevolence of the
+ courteous reader; neither does he care to know it. Indeed all this fine
+ decoration of painting is easily effaced by the lustre of a simple and
+ blunt truth; these fine flourishes serve only to amuse the vulgar, of
+ themselves incapable of more solid and nutritive diet, as Aper very
+ evidently demonstrates in Tacitus. The ambassadors of Samos, prepared with
+ a long and elegant oration, came to Cleomenes, king of Sparta, to incite
+ him to a war against the tyrant Polycrates; who, after he had heard their
+ harangue with great gravity and patience, gave them this answer: “As
+ to the exordium, I remember it not, nor consequently the middle of your
+ speech; and for what concerns your conclusion, I will not do what you
+ desire:”&mdash;[Plutarch, Apothegms of the Lacedaemonians.]&mdash;a
+ very pretty answer this, methinks, and a pack of learned orators most
+ sweetly gravelled. And what did the other man say? The Athenians were to
+ choose one of two architects for a very great building they had designed;
+ of these, the first, a pert affected fellow, offered his service in a long
+ premeditated discourse upon the subject of the work in hand, and by his
+ oratory inclined the voices of the people in his favour; but the other in
+ three words: “O Athenians, what this man says, I will do.”&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Instructions to Statesmen, c. 4.]&mdash; When Cicero was in the height and
+ heat of an eloquent harangue, many were struck with admiration; but Cato
+ only laughed, saying, “We have a pleasant (mirth-making) consul.”
+ Let it go before, or come after, a good sentence or a thing well said, is
+ always in season; if it neither suit well with what went before, nor has
+ much coherence with what follows after, it is good in itself. I am none of
+ those who think that good rhyme makes a good poem. Let him make short
+ long, and long short if he will, ‘tis no great matter; if there be
+ invention, and that the wit and judgment have well performed their
+ offices, I will say, here’s a good poet, but an ill rhymer.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Emunctae naris, durus componere versus.”
+
+ [“Of delicate humour, but of rugged versification.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat, iv. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let a man, says Horace, divest his work of all method and measure,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tempora certa modosque, et, quod prius ordine verbum est,
+ Posterius facias, praeponens ultima primis
+ Invenias etiam disjecti membra poetae.”
+
+ [“Take away certain rhythms and measures, and make the word which
+ was first in order come later, putting that which should be last
+ first, you will still find the scattered remains of the poet.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., i. 4, 58.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he will never the more lose himself for that; the very pieces will be fine
+ by themselves. Menander’s answer had this meaning, who being
+ reproved by a friend, the time drawing on at which he had promised a
+ comedy, that he had not yet fallen in hand with it; “It is made, and
+ ready,” said he, “all but the verses.”&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Whether the Athenians more excelled in Arms or in Letters.]&mdash;Having
+ contrived the subject, and disposed the scenes in his fancy, he took
+ little care for the rest. Since Ronsard and Du Bellay have given
+ reputation to our French poesy, every little dabbler, for aught I see,
+ swells his words as high, and makes his cadences very near as harmonious
+ as they:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Plus sonat, quam valet.”
+
+ [“More sound than sense”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 40.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For the vulgar, there were never so many poetasters as now; but though
+ they find it no hard matter to imitate their rhyme, they yet fall
+ infinitely short of imitating the rich descriptions of the one, and the
+ delicate invention of the other of these masters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But what will become of our young gentleman, if he be attacked with the
+ sophistic subtlety of some syllogism? “A Westfalia ham makes a man
+ drink; drink quenches thirst: ergo a Westfalia ham quenches thirst.”
+ Why, let him laugh at it; it will be more discretion to do so, than to go
+ about to answer it; or let him borrow this pleasant evasion from
+ Aristippus: “Why should I trouble myself to untie that, which bound
+ as it is, gives me so much trouble?”&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, ii.
+ 70.]&mdash; One offering at this dialectic juggling against Cleanthes,
+ Chrysippus took him short, saying, “Reserve these baubles to play
+ with children, and do not by such fooleries divert the serious thoughts of
+ a man of years.” If these ridiculous subtleties,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Contorta et aculeata sophismata,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ as Cicero calls them, are designed to possess him with an untruth, they
+ are dangerous; but if they signify no more than only to make him laugh, I
+ do not see why a man need to be fortified against them. There are some so
+ ridiculous, as to go a mile out of their way to hook in a fine word:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aut qui non verba rebus aptant, sed res extrinsecus
+ arcessunt, quibus verba conveniant.”
+
+ [“Who do not fit words to the subject, but seek out for things
+ quite from the purpose to fit the words.”&mdash;Quintilian, viii. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And as another says,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui, alicujus verbi decore placentis, vocentur ad id,
+ quod non proposuerant scribere.”
+
+ [“Who by their fondness of some fine sounding word, are tempted to
+ something they had no intention to treat of.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 59.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I for my part rather bring in a fine sentence by head and shoulders to fit
+ my purpose, than divert my designs to hunt after a sentence. On the
+ contrary, words are to serve, and to follow a man’s purpose; and let
+ Gascon come in play where French will not do. I would have things so
+ excelling, and so wholly possessing the imagination of him that hears,
+ that he should have something else to do, than to think of words. The way
+ of speaking that I love, is natural and plain, the same in writing as in
+ speaking, and a sinewy and muscular way of expressing a man’s self,
+ short and pithy, not so elegant and artificial as prompt and vehement;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haec demum sapiet dictio, qux feriet;”
+
+ [“That has most weight and wisdom which pierces the ear.” (“That
+ utterance indeed will have a taste which shall strike the ear.”)
+ &mdash;Epitaph on Lucan, in Fabricius, Biblioth. Lat., ii. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ rather hard than wearisome; free from affectation; irregular,
+ incontinuous, and bold; where every piece makes up an entire body; not
+ like a pedant, a preacher, or a pleader, but rather a soldier-like style,
+ as Suetonius calls that of Julius Caesar; and yet I see no reason why he
+ should call it so. I have ever been ready to imitate the negligent garb,
+ which is yet observable amongst the young men of our time, to wear my
+ cloak on one shoulder, my cap on one side, a stocking in disorder, which
+ seems to express a kind of haughty disdain of these exotic ornaments, and
+ a contempt of the artificial; but I find this negligence of much better
+ use in the form of speaking. All affectation, particularly in the French
+ gaiety and freedom, is ungraceful in a courtier, and in a monarchy every
+ gentleman ought to be fashioned according to the court model; for which
+ reason, an easy and natural negligence does well. I no more like a web
+ where the knots and seams are to be seen, than a fine figure, so delicate,
+ that a man may tell all the bones and veins:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae veritati operam dat oratio, incomposita sit et simplex.”
+
+ [“Let the language that is dedicated to truth be plain and
+ unaffected.&mdash;Seneca, Ep. 40.]
+
+ “Quis accurat loquitur, nisi qui vult putide loqui?”
+
+ [“For who studies to speak accurately, that does not at the same
+ time wish to perplex his auditory?”&mdash;Idem, Ep., 75.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That eloquence prejudices the subject it would advance, that wholly
+ attracts us to itself. And as in our outward habit, ‘tis a
+ ridiculous effeminacy to distinguish ourselves by a particular and unusual
+ garb or fashion; so in language, to study new phrases, and to affect words
+ that are not of current use, proceeds from a puerile and scholastic
+ ambition. May I be bound to speak no other language than what is spoken in
+ the market-places of Paris! Aristophanes the grammarian was quite out,
+ when he reprehended Epicurus for his plain way of delivering himself, and
+ the design of his oratory, which was only perspicuity of speech. The
+ imitation of words, by its own facility, immediately disperses itself
+ through a whole people; but the imitation of inventing and fitly applying
+ those words is of a slower progress. The generality of readers, for having
+ found a like robe, very mistakingly imagine they have the same body and
+ inside too, whereas force and sinews are never to be borrowed; the gloss,
+ and outward ornament, that is, words and elocution, may. Most of those I
+ converse with, speak the same language I here write; but whether they
+ think the same thoughts I cannot say. The Athenians, says Plato, study
+ fulness and elegancy of speaking; the Lacedaemonians affect brevity, and
+ those of Crete to aim more at the fecundity of conception than the
+ fertility of speech; and these are the best. Zeno used to say that he had
+ two sorts of disciples, one that he called cy&mdash;&mdash;-ous, curious
+ to learn things, and these were his favourites; the other, aoy&mdash;-ous,
+ that cared for nothing but words. Not that fine speaking is not a very
+ good and commendable quality; but not so excellent and so necessary as
+ some would make it; and I am scandalised that our whole life should be
+ spent in nothing else. I would first understand my own language, and that
+ of my neighbours, with whom most of my business and conversation lies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No doubt but Greek and Latin are very great ornaments, and of very great
+ use, but we buy them too dear. I will here discover one way, which has
+ been experimented in my own person, by which they are to be had better
+ cheap, and such may make use of it as will. My late father having made the
+ most precise inquiry that any man could possibly make amongst men of the
+ greatest learning and judgment, of an exact method of education, was by
+ them cautioned of this inconvenience then in use, and made to believe,
+ that the tedious time we applied to the learning of the tongues of them
+ who had them for nothing, was the sole cause we could not arrive to the
+ grandeur of soul and perfection of knowledge, of the ancient Greeks and
+ Romans. I do not, however, believe that to be the only cause. So it is,
+ that the expedient my father found out for this was, that in my infancy,
+ and before I began to speak, he committed me to the care of a German, who
+ since died a famous physician in France, totally ignorant of our language,
+ and very fluent and a great critic in Latin. This man, whom he had fetched
+ out of his own country, and whom he entertained with a great salary for
+ this only one end, had me continually with him; he had with him also
+ joined two others, of inferior learning, to attend me, and to relieve him;
+ these spoke to me in no other language but Latin. As to the rest of his
+ household, it was an inviolable rule, that neither himself, nor my mother,
+ nor valet, nor chambermaid, should speak anything in my company, but such
+ Latin words as each one had learned to gabble with me. &mdash;[These
+ passages are, the basis of a small volume by the Abbe Mangin: “Education
+ de Montaigne; ou, L’Art d’enseigner le Latin a l’instar
+ des meres latines.”]&mdash;It is not to be imagined how great an
+ advantage this proved to the whole family; my father and my mother by this
+ means learned Latin enough to understand it perfectly well, and to speak
+ it to such a degree as was sufficient for any necessary use; as also those
+ of the servants did who were most frequently with me. In short, we Latined
+ it at such a rate, that it overflowed to all the neighbouring villages,
+ where there yet remain, that have established themselves by custom,
+ several Latin appellations of artisans and their tools. As for what
+ concerns myself, I was above six years of age before I understood either
+ French or Perigordin, any more than Arabic; and without art, book,
+ grammar, or precept, whipping, or the expense of a tear, I had, by that
+ time, learned to speak as pure Latin as my master himself, for I had no
+ means of mixing it up with any other. If, for example, they were to give
+ me a theme after the college fashion, they gave it to others in French;
+ but to me they were to give it in bad Latin, to turn it into that which
+ was good. And Nicolas Grouchy, who wrote a book De Comitiis Romanorum;
+ Guillaume Guerente, who wrote a comment upon Aristotle: George Buchanan,
+ that great Scottish poet: and Marc Antoine Muret (whom both France and
+ Italy have acknowledged for the best orator of his time), my domestic
+ tutors, have all of them often told me that I had in my infancy that
+ language so very fluent and ready, that they were afraid to enter into
+ discourse with me. And particularly Buchanan, whom I since saw attending
+ the late Mareschal de Brissac, then told me, that he was about to write a
+ treatise of education, the example of which he intended to take from mine;
+ for he was then tutor to that Comte de Brissac who afterward proved so
+ valiant and so brave a gentleman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to Greek, of which I have but a mere smattering, my father also
+ designed to have it taught me by a device, but a new one, and by way of
+ sport; tossing our declensions to and fro, after the manner of those who,
+ by certain games of tables, learn geometry and arithmetic. For he, amongst
+ other rules, had been advised to make me relish science and duty by an
+ unforced will, and of my own voluntary motion, and to educate my soul in
+ all liberty and delight, without any severity or constraint; which he was
+ an observer of to such a degree, even of superstition, if I may say so,
+ that some being of opinion that it troubles and disturbs the brains of
+ children suddenly to wake them in the morning, and to snatch them
+ violently&mdash;and over-hastily from sleep (wherein they are much more
+ profoundly involved than we), he caused me to be wakened by the sound of
+ some musical instrument, and was never unprovided of a musician for that
+ purpose. By this example you may judge of the rest, this alone being
+ sufficient to recommend both the prudence and the affection of so good a
+ father, who is not to be blamed if he did not reap fruits answerable to so
+ exquisite a culture. Of this, two things were the cause: first, a sterile
+ and improper soil; for, though I was of a strong and healthful
+ constitution, and of a disposition tolerably sweet and tractable, yet I
+ was, withal, so heavy, idle, and indisposed, that they could not rouse me
+ from my sloth, not even to get me out to play. What I saw, I saw clearly
+ enough, and under this heavy complexion nourished a bold imagination and
+ opinions above my age. I had a slow wit that would go no faster than it
+ was led; a tardy understanding, a languishing invention, and above all,
+ incredible defect of memory; so that, it is no wonder, if from all these
+ nothing considerable could be extracted. Secondly, like those who,
+ impatient of along and steady cure, submit to all sorts of prescriptions
+ and recipes, the good man being extremely timorous of any way failing in a
+ thing he had so wholly set his heart upon, suffered himself at last to be
+ overruled by the common opinions, which always follow their leader as a
+ flight of cranes, and complying with the method of the time, having no
+ more those persons he had brought out of Italy, and who had given him the
+ first model of education, about him, he sent me at six years of age to the
+ College of Guienne, at that time the best and most flourishing in France.
+ And there it was not possible to add anything to the care he had to
+ provide me the most able tutors, with all other circumstances of
+ education, reserving also several particular rules contrary to the college
+ practice; but so it was, that with all these precautions, it was a college
+ still. My Latin immediately grew corrupt, of which also by discontinuance
+ I have since lost all manner of use; so that this new way of education
+ served me to no other end, than only at my first coming to prefer me to
+ the first forms; for at thirteen years old, that I came out of the
+ college, I had run through my whole course (as they call it), and, in
+ truth, without any manner of advantage, that I can honestly brag of, in
+ all this time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first taste which I had for books came to me from the pleasure in
+ reading the fables of Ovid’s Metamorphoses; for, being about seven
+ or eight years old, I gave up all other diversions to read them, both by
+ reason that this was my own natural language, the easiest book that I was
+ acquainted with, and for the subject, the most accommodated to the
+ capacity of my age: for as for the Lancelot of the Lake, the Amadis of
+ Gaul, the Huon of Bordeaux, and such farragos, by which children are most
+ delighted with, I had never so much as heard their names, no more than I
+ yet know what they contain; so exact was the discipline wherein I was
+ brought up. But this was enough to make me neglect the other lessons that
+ were prescribed me; and here it was infinitely to my advantage, to have to
+ do with an understanding tutor, who very well knew discreetly to connive
+ at this and other truantries of the same nature; for by this means I ran
+ through Virgil’s AEneid, and then Terence, and then Plautus, and
+ then some Italian comedies, allured by the sweetness of the subject;
+ whereas had he been so foolish as to have taken me off this diversion, I
+ do really believe, I had brought away nothing from the college but a
+ hatred of books, as almost all our young gentlemen do. But he carried
+ himself very discreetly in that business, seeming to take no notice, and
+ allowing me only such time as I could steal from my other regular studies,
+ which whetted my appetite to devour those books. For the chief things my
+ father expected from their endeavours to whom he had delivered me for
+ education, were affability and good-humour; and, to say the truth, my
+ manners had no other vice but sloth and want of metal. The fear was not
+ that I should do ill, but that I should do nothing; nobody prognosticated
+ that I should be wicked, but only useless; they foresaw idleness, but no
+ malice; and I find it falls out accordingly: The complaints I hear of
+ myself are these: “He is idle, cold in the offices of friendship and
+ relation, and in those of the public, too particular, too disdainful.”
+ But the most injurious do not say, “Why has he taken such a thing?
+ Why has he not paid such an one?” but, “Why does he part with
+ nothing? Why does he not give?” And I should take it for a favour
+ that men would expect from me no greater effects of supererogation than
+ these. But they are unjust to exact from me what I do not owe, far more
+ rigorously than they require from others that which they do owe. In
+ condemning me to it, they efface the gratification of the action, and
+ deprive me of the gratitude that would be my due for it; whereas the
+ active well-doing ought to be of so much the greater value from my hands,
+ by how much I have never been passive that way at all. I can the more
+ freely dispose of my fortune the more it is mine, and of myself the more I
+ am my own. Nevertheless, if I were good at setting out my own actions, I
+ could, peradventure, very well repel these reproaches, and could give some
+ to understand, that they are not so much offended, that I do not enough,
+ as that I am able to do a great deal more than I do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet for all this heavy disposition of mine, my mind, when retired into
+ itself, was not altogether without strong movements, solid and clear
+ judgments about those objects it could comprehend, and could also, without
+ any helps, digest them; but, amongst other things, I do really believe, it
+ had been totally impossible to have made it to submit by violence and
+ force. Shall I here acquaint you with one faculty of my youth? I had great
+ assurance of countenance, and flexibility of voice and gesture, in
+ applying myself to any part I undertook to act: for before&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Alter ab undecimo tum me vix ceperat annus,”
+
+ [“I had just entered my twelfth year.”&mdash;Virgil, Bucol., 39.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I played the chief parts in the Latin tragedies of Buchanan, Guerente, and
+ Muret, that were presented in our College of Guienne with great dignity:
+ now Andreas Goveanus, our principal, as in all other parts of his charge,
+ was, without comparison, the best of that employment in France; and I was
+ looked upon as one of the best actors. ‘Tis an exercise that I do
+ not disapprove in young people of condition; and I have since seen our
+ princes, after the example of some of the ancients, in person handsomely
+ and commendably perform these exercises; it was even allowed to persons of
+ quality to make a profession of it in Greece.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aristoni tragico actori rem aperit: huic et genus et
+ fortuna honesta erant: nec ars, quia nihil tale apud
+ Graecos pudori est, ea deformabat.”
+
+ [“He imparted this matter to Aristo the tragedian; a man of good
+ family and fortune, which neither of them receive any blemish by
+ that profession; nothing of this kind being reputed a disparagement
+ in Greece.”&mdash;Livy, xxiv. 24.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Nay, I have always taxed those with impertinence who condemn these
+ entertainments, and with injustice those who refuse to admit such
+ comedians as are worth seeing into our good towns, and grudge the people
+ that public diversion. Well-governed corporations take care to assemble
+ their citizens, not only to the solemn duties of devotion, but also to
+ sports and spectacles. They find society and friendship augmented by it;
+ and besides, can there possibly be allowed a more orderly and regular
+ diversion than what is performed m the sight of every one, and very often
+ in the presence of the supreme magistrate himself? And I, for my part,
+ should think it reasonable, that the prince should sometimes gratify his
+ people at his own expense, out of paternal goodness and affection; and
+ that in populous cities there should be theatres erected for such
+ entertainments, if but to divert them from worse and private actions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return to my subject, there is nothing like alluring the appetite and
+ affections; otherwise you make nothing but so many asses laden with books;
+ by dint of the lash, you give them their pocketful of learning to keep;
+ whereas, to do well you should not only lodge it with them, but make them
+ espouse it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXVI&mdash;&mdash;THAT IT IS FOLLY TO MEASURE TRUTH AND ERROR BY
+ OUR OWN CAPACITY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not, perhaps, without reason, that we attribute facility of
+ belief and easiness of persuasion to simplicity and ignorance: for I fancy
+ I have heard belief compared to the impression of a seal upon the soul,
+ which by how much softer and of less resistance it is, is the more easy to
+ be impressed upon.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut necesse est, lancem in Libra, ponderibus impositis,
+ deprimi, sic animum perspicuis cedere.”
+
+ [“As the scale of the balance must give way to the weight that
+ presses it down, so the mind yields to demonstration.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Acad., ii. 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ By how much the soul is more empty and without counterpoise, with so much
+ greater facility it yields under the weight of the first persuasion. And
+ this is the reason that children, the common people, women, and sick
+ folks, are most apt to be led by the ears. But then, on the other hand,
+ ‘tis a foolish presumption to slight and condemn all things for
+ false that do not appear to us probable; which is the ordinary vice of
+ such as fancy themselves wiser than their neighbours. I was myself once
+ one of those; and if I heard talk of dead folks walking, of prophecies,
+ enchantments, witchcrafts, or any other story I had no mind to believe:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Somnia, terrores magicos, miracula, sagas,
+ Nocturnos lemures, portentaque Thessala,”
+
+ [“Dreams, magic terrors, marvels, sorceries, Thessalian prodigies.”
+ &mdash;Horace. Ep. ii. 3, 208.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I presently pitied the poor people that were abused by these follies.
+ Whereas I now find, that I myself was to be pitied as much, at least, as
+ they; not that experience has taught me anything to alter my former
+ opinions, though my curiosity has endeavoured that way; but reason has
+ instructed me, that thus resolutely to condemn anything for false and
+ impossible, is arrogantly and impiously to circumscribe and limit the will
+ of God, and the power of our mother nature, within the bounds of my own
+ capacity, than which no folly can be greater. If we give the names of
+ monster and miracle to everything our reason cannot comprehend, how many
+ are continually presented before our eyes? Let us but consider through
+ what clouds, and as it were groping in the dark, our teachers lead us to
+ the knowledge of most of the things about us; assuredly we shall find that
+ it is rather custom than knowledge that takes away their strangeness&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jam nemo, fessus saturusque videndi,
+ Suspicere in coeli dignatur lucida templa;”
+
+ [“Weary of the sight, now no one deigns to look up to heaven’s lucid
+ temples.”&mdash;Lucretius, ii. 1037. The text has ‘statiate videnai’]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that if those things were now newly presented to us, we should think
+ them as incredible, if not more, than any others.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si nunc primum mortalibus adsint
+ Ex improviso, si sint objecta repente,
+ Nil magis his rebus poterat mirabile dici,
+ Aute minus ante quod auderent fore credere gentes.”
+
+ [Lucretius, ii. 1032. The sense of the passage is in the preceding
+ sentence.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He that had never seen a river, imagined the first he met with to be the
+ sea; and the greatest things that have fallen within our knowledge, we
+ conclude the extremes that nature makes of the kind.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Scilicet et fluvius qui non est maximus, ei’st
+ Qui non ante aliquem majorem vidit; et ingens
+ Arbor, homoque videtur, et omnia de genere omni
+ Maxima quae vidit quisque, haec ingentia fingit.”
+
+ [“A little river seems to him, who has never seen a larger river, a
+ mighty stream; and so with other things&mdash;a tree, a man&mdash;anything
+ appears greatest to him that never knew a greater.”&mdash;Idem, vi. 674.]
+
+ “Consuetudine oculorum assuescunt animi, neque admirantur,
+ neque requirunt rationes earum rerum, quas semper vident.”
+
+ [“Things grow familiar to men’s minds by being often seen; so that
+ they neither admire nor are they inquisitive about things they daily
+ see.”&mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., lib. ii. 38.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The novelty, rather than the greatness of things, tempts us to inquire
+ into their causes. We are to judge with more reverence, and with greater
+ acknowledgment of our own ignorance and infirmity, of the infinite power
+ of nature. How many unlikely things are there testified by people worthy
+ of faith, which, if we cannot persuade ourselves absolutely to believe, we
+ ought at least to leave them in suspense; for, to condemn them as
+ impossible, is by a temerarious presumption to pretend to know the utmost
+ bounds of possibility. Did we rightly understand the difference betwixt
+ the impossible and the unusual, and betwixt that which is contrary to the
+ order and course of nature and contrary to the common opinion of men, in
+ not believing rashly, and on the other hand, in not being too incredulous,
+ we should observe the rule of ‘Ne quid nimis’ enjoined by
+ Chilo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we find in Froissart, that the Comte de Foix knew in Bearn the defeat
+ of John, king of Castile, at Jubera the next day after it happened, and
+ the means by which he tells us he came to do so, we may be allowed to be a
+ little merry at it, as also at what our annals report, that Pope Honorius,
+ the same day that King Philip Augustus died at Mantes, performed his
+ public obsequies at Rome, and commanded the like throughout Italy, the
+ testimony of these authors not being, perhaps, of authority enough to
+ restrain us. But what if Plutarch, besides several examples that he
+ produces out of antiquity, tells us, he knows of certain knowledge, that
+ in the time of Domitian, the news of the battle lost by Antony in Germany
+ was published at Rome, many days’ journey from thence, and dispersed
+ throughout the whole world, the same day it was fought; and if Caesar was
+ of opinion, that it has often happened, that the report has preceded the
+ incident, shall we not say, that these simple people have suffered
+ themselves to be deceived with the vulgar, for not having been so
+ clear-sighted as we? Is there anything more delicate, more clear, more
+ sprightly; than Pliny’s judgment, when he is pleased to set it to
+ work? Anything more remote from vanity? Setting aside his learning, of
+ which I make less account, in which of these excellences do any of us
+ excel him? And yet there is scarce a young schoolboy that does not convict
+ him of untruth, and that pretends not to instruct him in the progress of
+ the works of nature. When we read in Bouchet the miracles of St. Hilary’s
+ relics, away with them: his authority is not sufficient to deprive us of
+ the liberty of contradicting him; but generally and offhand to condemn all
+ suchlike stories, seems to me a singular impudence. That great St.
+ Augustin’ testifies to have seen a blind child recover sight upon
+ the relics of St. Gervasius and St. Protasius at Milan; a woman at
+ Carthage cured of a cancer, by the sign of the cross made upon her by a
+ woman newly baptized; Hesperius, a familiar friend of his, to have driven
+ away the spirits that haunted his house, with a little earth of the
+ sepulchre of our Lord; which earth, being also transported thence into the
+ church, a paralytic to have there been suddenly cured by it; a woman in a
+ procession, having touched St. Stephen’s shrine with a nosegay, and
+ rubbing her eyes with it, to have recovered her sight, lost many years
+ before; with several other miracles of which he professes himself to have
+ been an eyewitness: of what shall we excuse him and the two holy bishops,
+ Aurelius and Maximinus, both of whom he attests to the truth of these
+ things? Shall it be of ignorance, simplicity, and facility; or of malice
+ and imposture? Is any man now living so impudent as to think himself
+ comparable to them in virtue, piety, learning, judgment, or any kind of
+ perfection?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui, ut rationem nullam afferrent,
+ ipsa auctoritate me frangerent.”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Who, though they should adduce no reason, would convince me with
+ their authority alone.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes, i. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a presumption of great danger and consequence, besides the
+ absurd temerity it draws after it, to contemn what we do not comprehend.
+ For after, according to your fine understanding, you have established the
+ limits of truth and error, and that, afterwards, there appears a necessity
+ upon you of believing stranger things than those you have contradicted,
+ you are already obliged to quit your limits. Now, that which seems to me
+ so much to disorder our consciences in the commotions we are now in
+ concerning religion, is the Catholics dispensing so much with their
+ belief. They fancy they appear moderate, and wise, when they grant to
+ their opponents some of the articles in question; but, besides that they
+ do not discern what advantage it is to those with whom we contend, to
+ begin to give ground and to retire, and how much this animates our enemy
+ to follow his blow: these articles which they select as things
+ indifferent, are sometimes of very great importance. We are either wholly
+ and absolutely to submit ourselves to the authority of our ecclesiastical
+ polity, or totally throw off all obedience to it: ‘tis not for us to
+ determine what and how much obedience we owe to it. And this I can say, as
+ having myself made trial of it, that having formerly taken the liberty of
+ my own swing and fancy, and omitted or neglected certain rules of the
+ discipline of our Church, which seemed to me vain and strange coming
+ afterwards to discourse of it with learned men, I have found those same
+ things to be built upon very good and solid ground and strong foundation;
+ and that nothing but stupidity and ignorance makes us receive them with
+ less reverence than the rest. Why do we not consider what contradictions
+ we find in our own judgments; how many things were yesterday articles of
+ our faith, that to-day appear no other than fables? Glory and curiosity
+ are the scourges of the soul; the last prompts us to thrust our noses into
+ everything, the other forbids us to leave anything doubtful and undecided.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXVII&mdash;&mdash;OF FRIENDSHIP
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Having considered the proceedings of a painter that serves me, I had a
+ mind to imitate his way. He chooses the fairest place and middle of any
+ wall, or panel, wherein to draw a picture, which he finishes with his
+ utmost care and art, and the vacuity about it he fills with grotesques,
+ which are odd fantastic figures without any grace but what they derive
+ from their variety, and the extravagance of their shapes. And in truth,
+ what are these things I scribble, other than grotesques and monstrous
+ bodies, made of various parts, without any certain figure, or any other
+ than accidental order, coherence, or proportion?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Desinit in piscem mulier formosa superne.”
+
+ [“A fair woman in her upper form terminates in a fish.”
+ &mdash;Horace, De Arte Poetica, v. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In this second part I go hand in hand with my painter; but fall very short
+ of him in the first and the better, my power of handling not being such,
+ that I dare to offer at a rich piece, finely polished, and set off
+ according to art. I have therefore thought fit to borrow one of Estienne
+ de la Boetie, and such a one as shall honour and adorn all the rest of my
+ work&mdash;namely, a discourse that he called ‘Voluntary Servitude’;
+ but, since, those who did not know him have properly enough called it
+ “Le contr Un.” He wrote in his youth,&mdash;[“Not being
+ as yet eighteen years old.”&mdash;Edition of 1588.] by way of essay,
+ in honour of liberty against tyrants; and it has since run through the
+ hands of men of great learning and judgment, not without singular and
+ merited commendation; for it is finely written, and as full as anything
+ can possibly be. And yet one may confidently say it is far short of what
+ he was able to do; and if in that more mature age, wherein I had the
+ happiness to know him, he had taken a design like this of mine, to commit
+ his thoughts to writing, we should have seen a great many rare things, and
+ such as would have gone very near to have rivalled the best writings of
+ antiquity: for in natural parts especially, I know no man comparable to
+ him. But he has left nothing behind him, save this treatise only (and that
+ too by chance, for I believe he never saw it after it first went out of
+ his hands), and some observations upon that edict of January&mdash;[1562,
+ which granted to the Huguenots the public exercise of their religion.]&mdash;made
+ famous by our civil-wars, which also shall elsewhere, peradventure, find a
+ place. These were all I could recover of his remains, I to whom with so
+ affectionate a remembrance, upon his death-bed, he by his last will
+ bequeathed his library and papers, the little book of his works only
+ excepted, which I committed to the press. And this particular obligation I
+ have to this treatise of his, that it was the occasion of my first coming
+ acquainted with him; for it was showed to me long before I had the good
+ fortune to know him; and the first knowledge of his name, proving the
+ first cause and foundation of a friendship, which we afterwards improved
+ and maintained, so long as God was pleased to continue us together, so
+ perfect, inviolate, and entire, that certainly the like is hardly to be
+ found in story, and amongst the men of this age, there is no sign nor
+ trace of any such thing in use; so much concurrence is required to the
+ building of such a one, that ‘tis much, if fortune bring it but once
+ to pass in three ages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is nothing to which nature seems so much to have inclined us, as to
+ society; and Aristotle , says that the good legislators had more respect
+ to friendship than to justice. Now the most supreme point of its
+ perfection is this: for, generally, all those that pleasure, profit,
+ public or private interest create and nourish, are so much the less
+ beautiful and generous, and so much the less friendships, by how much they
+ mix another cause, and design, and fruit in friendship, than itself.
+ Neither do the four ancient kinds, natural, social, hospitable, venereal,
+ either separately or jointly, make up a true and perfect friendship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That of children to parents is rather respect: friendship is nourished by
+ communication, which cannot by reason of the great disparity, be betwixt
+ these, but would rather perhaps offend the duties of nature; for neither
+ are all the secret thoughts of fathers fit to be communicated to children,
+ lest it beget an indecent familiarity betwixt them; nor can the advices
+ and reproofs, which is one of the principal offices of friendship, be
+ properly performed by the son to the father. There are some countries
+ where ‘twas the custom for children to kill their fathers; and
+ others, where the fathers killed their children, to avoid their being an
+ impediment one to another in life; and naturally the expectations of the
+ one depend upon the ruin of the other. There have been great philosophers
+ who have made nothing of this tie of nature, as Aristippus for one, who
+ being pressed home about the affection he owed to his children, as being
+ come out of him, presently fell to spit, saying, that this also came out
+ of him, and that we also breed worms and lice; and that other, that
+ Plutarch endeavoured to reconcile to his brother: “I make never the
+ more account of him,” said he, “for coming out of the same
+ hole.” This name of brother does indeed carry with it a fine and
+ delectable sound, and for that reason, he and I called one another
+ brothers but the complication of interests, the division of estates, and
+ that the wealth of the one should be the property of the other, strangely
+ relax and weaken the fraternal tie: brothers pursuing their fortune and
+ advancement by the same path, ‘tis hardly possible but they must of
+ necessity often jostle and hinder one another. Besides, why is it
+ necessary that the correspondence of manners, parts, and inclinations,
+ which begets the true and perfect friendships, should always meet in these
+ relations? The father and the son may be of quite contrary humours, and so
+ of brothers: he is my son, he is my brother; but he is passionate,
+ ill-natured, or a fool. And moreover, by how much these are friendships
+ that the law and natural obligation impose upon us, so much less is there
+ of our own choice and voluntary freedom; whereas that voluntary liberty of
+ ours has no production more promptly and; properly its own than affection
+ and friendship. Not that I have not in my own person experimented all that
+ can possibly be expected of that kind, having had the best and most
+ indulgent father, even to his extreme old age, that ever was, and who was
+ himself descended from a family for many generations famous and exemplary
+ for brotherly concord:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et ipse
+ Notus in fratres animi paterni.”
+
+ [“And I myself, known for paternal love toward my brothers.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ode, ii. 2, 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We are not here to bring the love we bear to women, though it be an act of
+ our own choice, into comparison, nor rank it with the others. The fire of
+ this, I confess,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque enim est dea nescia nostri
+ Qux dulcem curis miscet amaritiem,”
+
+ [“Nor is the goddess unknown to me who mixes a sweet bitterness
+ with my love.”&mdash;-Catullus, lxviii. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ is more active, more eager, and more sharp: but withal, ‘tis more
+ precipitant, fickle, moving, and inconstant; a fever subject to
+ intermissions and paroxysms, that has seized but on one part of us.
+ Whereas in friendship, ‘tis a general and universal fire, but
+ temperate and equal, a constant established heat, all gentle and smooth,
+ without poignancy or roughness. Moreover, in love, ‘tis no other
+ than frantic desire for that which flies from us:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Come segue la lepre il cacciatore
+ Al freddo, al caldo, alla montagna, al lito;
+ Ne piu l’estima poi the presa vede;
+ E sol dietro a chi fugge affretta il piede”
+
+ [“As the hunter pursues the hare, in cold and heat, to the mountain,
+ to the shore, nor cares for it farther when he sees it taken, and
+ only delights in chasing that which flees from him.”&mdash;Aristo, x. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ so soon as it enters unto the terms of friendship, that is to say, into a
+ concurrence of desires, it vanishes and is gone, fruition destroys it, as
+ having only a fleshly end, and such a one as is subject to satiety.
+ Friendship, on the contrary, is enjoyed proportionably as it is desired;
+ and only grows up, is nourished and improved by enjoyment, as being of
+ itself spiritual, and the soul growing still more refined by practice.
+ Under this perfect friendship, the other fleeting affections have in my
+ younger years found some place in me, to say nothing of him, who himself
+ so confesses but too much in his verses; so that I had both these
+ passions, but always so, that I could myself well enough distinguish them,
+ and never in any degree of comparison with one another; the first
+ maintaining its flight in so lofty and so brave a place, as with disdain
+ to look down, and see the other flying at a far humbler pitch below.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As concerning marriage, besides that it is a covenant, the entrance into
+ which only is free, but the continuance in it forced and compulsory,
+ having another dependence than that of our own free will, and a bargain
+ commonly contracted to other ends, there almost always happens a thousand
+ intricacies in it to unravel, enough to break the thread and to divert the
+ current of a lively affection: whereas friendship has no manner of
+ business or traffic with aught but itself. Moreover, to say truth, the
+ ordinary talent of women is not such as is sufficient to maintain the
+ conference and communication required to the support of this sacred tie;
+ nor do they appear to be endued with constancy of mind, to sustain the
+ pinch of so hard and durable a knot. And doubtless, if without this, there
+ could be such a free and voluntary familiarity contracted, where not only
+ the souls might have this entire fruition, but the bodies also might share
+ in the alliance, and a man be engaged throughout, the friendship would
+ certainly be more full and perfect; but it is without example that this
+ sex has ever yet arrived at such perfection; and, by the common consent of
+ the ancient schools, it is wholly rejected from it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That other Grecian licence is justly abhorred by our manners, which also,
+ from having, according to their practice, a so necessary disparity of age
+ and difference of offices betwixt the lovers, answered no more to the
+ perfect union and harmony that we here require than the other:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis est enim iste amor amicitiae? cur neque deformem
+ adolescentem quisquam amat, neque formosum senem?”
+
+ [“For what is that friendly love? why does no one love a deformed
+ youth or a comely old man?”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iv. 33.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Neither will that very picture that the Academy presents of it, as I
+ conceive, contradict me, when I say, that this first fury inspired by the
+ son of Venus into the heart of the lover, upon sight of the flower and
+ prime of a springing and blossoming youth, to which they allow all the
+ insolent and passionate efforts that an immoderate ardour can produce, was
+ simply founded upon external beauty, the false image of corporal
+ generation; for it could not ground this love upon the soul, the sight of
+ which as yet lay concealed, was but now springing, and not of maturity to
+ blossom; that this fury, if it seized upon a low spirit, the means by
+ which it preferred its suit were rich presents, favour in advancement to
+ dignities, and such trumpery, which they by no means approve; if on a more
+ generous soul, the pursuit was suitably generous, by philosophical
+ instructions, precepts to revere religion, to obey the laws, to die for
+ the good of one’s country; by examples of valour, prudence, and
+ justice, the lover studying to render himself acceptable by the grace and
+ beauty of the soul, that of his body being long since faded and decayed,
+ hoping by this mental society to establish a more firm and lasting
+ contract. When this courtship came to effect in due season (for that which
+ they do not require in the lover, namely, leisure and discretion in his
+ pursuit, they strictly require in the person loved, forasmuch as he is to
+ judge of an internal beauty, of difficult knowledge and abstruse
+ discovery), then there sprung in the person loved the desire of a
+ spiritual conception; by the mediation of a spiritual beauty. This was the
+ principal; the corporeal, an accidental and secondary matter; quite the
+ contrary as to the lover. For this reason they prefer the person beloved,
+ maintaining that the gods in like manner preferred him too, and very much
+ blame the poet AEschylus for having, in the loves of Achilles and
+ Patroclus, given the lover’s part to Achilles, who was in the first
+ and beardless flower of his adolescence, and the handsomest of all the
+ Greeks. After this general community, the sovereign, and most worthy part
+ presiding and governing, and performing its proper offices, they say, that
+ thence great utility was derived, both by private and public concerns;
+ that it constituted the force and power of the countries where it
+ prevailed, and the chiefest security of liberty and justice. Of which the
+ healthy loves of Harmodius and Aristogiton are instances. And therefore it
+ is that they called it sacred and divine, and conceive that nothing but
+ the violence of tyrants and the baseness of the common people are inimical
+ to it. Finally, all that can be said in favour of the Academy is, that it
+ was a love which ended in friendship, which well enough agrees with the
+ Stoical definition of love:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Amorem conatum esse amicitiae faciendae
+ ex pulchritudinis specie.”
+
+ [“Love is a desire of contracting friendship arising from the beauty
+ of the object.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., vi. 34.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I return to my own more just and true description:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnino amicitiae, corroboratis jam confirmatisque,
+ et ingeniis, et aetatibus, judicandae sunt.”
+
+ [“Those are only to be reputed friendships that are fortified and
+ confirmed by judgement and the length of time.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Amicit., c. 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For the rest, what we commonly call friends and friendships, are nothing
+ but acquaintance and familiarities, either occasionally contracted, or
+ upon some design, by means of which there happens some little intercourse
+ betwixt our souls. But in the friendship I speak of, they mix and work
+ themselves into one piece, with so universal a mixture, that there is no
+ more sign of the seam by which they were first conjoined. If a man should
+ importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I find it could no
+ otherwise be expressed, than by making answer: because it was he, because
+ it was I. There is, beyond all that I am able to say, I know not what
+ inexplicable and fated power that brought on this union. We sought one
+ another long before we met, and by the characters we heard of one another,
+ which wrought upon our affections more than, in reason, mere reports
+ should do; I think ‘twas by some secret appointment of heaven. We
+ embraced in our names; and at our first meeting, which was accidentally at
+ a great city entertainment, we found ourselves so mutually taken with one
+ another, so acquainted, and so endeared betwixt ourselves, that from
+ thenceforward nothing was so near to us as one another. He wrote an
+ excellent Latin satire, since printed, wherein he excuses the
+ precipitation of our intelligence, so suddenly come to perfection, saying,
+ that destined to have so short a continuance, as begun so late (for we
+ were both full-grown men, and he some years the older), there was no time
+ to lose, nor were we tied to conform to the example of those slow and
+ regular friendships, that require so many precautions of long preliminary
+ conversation: This has no other idea than that of itself, and can only
+ refer to itself: this is no one special consideration, nor two, nor three,
+ nor four, nor a thousand; ‘tis I know not what quintessence of all
+ this mixture, which, seizing my whole will, carried it to plunge and lose
+ itself in his, and that having seized his whole will, brought it back with
+ equal concurrence and appetite to plunge and lose itself in mine. I may
+ truly say lose, reserving nothing to ourselves that was either his or
+ mine.&mdash;[All this relates to Estienne de la Boetie.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Laelius,&mdash;[Cicero, De Amicit., c. II.]&mdash;in the presence of
+ the Roman consuls, who after thay had sentenced Tiberius Gracchus,
+ prosecuted all those who had had any familiarity with him also; came to
+ ask Caius Blosius, who was his chiefest friend, how much he would have
+ done for him, and that he made answer: “All things.”&mdash;“How!
+ All things!” said Laelius. “And what if he had commanded you
+ to fire our temples?”&mdash;“He would never have commanded me
+ that,” replied Blosius.&mdash;“But what if he had?” said
+ Laelius.&mdash;“I would have obeyed him,” said the other. If
+ he was so perfect a friend to Gracchus as the histories report him to have
+ been, there was yet no necessity of offending the consuls by such a bold
+ confession, though he might still have retained the assurance he had of
+ Gracchus’ disposition. However, those who accuse this answer as
+ seditious, do not well understand the mystery; nor presuppose, as it was
+ true, that he had Gracchus’ will in his sleeve, both by the power of
+ a friend, and the perfect knowledge he had of the man: they were more
+ friends than citizens, more friends to one another than either enemies or
+ friends to their country, or than friends to ambition and innovation;
+ having absolutely given up themselves to one another, either held
+ absolutely the reins of the other’s inclination; and suppose all
+ this guided by virtue, and all this by the conduct of reason, which also
+ without these it had not been possible to do, Blosius’ answer was
+ such as it ought to be. If any of their actions flew out of the handle,
+ they were neither (according to my measure of friendship) friends to one
+ another, nor to themselves. As to the rest, this answer carries no worse
+ sound, than mine would do to one that should ask me: “If your will
+ should command you to kill your daughter, would you do it?” and that
+ I should make answer, that I would; for this expresses no consent to such
+ an act, forasmuch as I do not in the least suspect my own will, and as
+ little that of such a friend. ‘Tis not in the power of all the
+ eloquence in the world, to dispossess me of the certainty I have of the
+ intentions and resolutions of my friend; nay, no one action of his, what
+ face soever it might bear, could be presented to me, of which I could not
+ presently, and at first sight, find out the moving cause. Our souls had
+ drawn so unanimously together, they had considered each other with so
+ ardent an affection, and with the like affection laid open the very bottom
+ of our hearts to one another’s view, that I not only knew his as
+ well as my own; but should certainly in any concern of mine have trusted
+ my interest much more willingly with him, than with myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let no one, therefore, rank other common friendships with such a one as
+ this. I have had as much experience of these as another, and of the most
+ perfect of their kind: but I do not advise that any should confound the
+ rules of the one and the other, for they would find themselves much
+ deceived. In those other ordinary friendships, you are to walk with bridle
+ in your hand, with prudence and circumspection, for in them the knot is
+ not so sure that a man may not half suspect it will slip. “Love him,”
+ said Chilo,&mdash;[Aulus Gellius, i. 3.]&mdash;“so as if you were
+ one day to hate him; and hate him so as you were one day to love him.”
+ This precept, though abominable in the sovereign and perfect friendship I
+ speak of, is nevertheless very sound as to the practice of the ordinary
+ and customary ones, and to which the saying that Aristotle had so frequent
+ in his mouth, “O my friends, there is no friend,” may very
+ fitly be applied. In this noble commerce, good offices, presents, and
+ benefits, by which other friendships are supported and maintained, do not
+ deserve so much as to be mentioned; and the reason is the concurrence of
+ our wills; for, as the kindness I have for myself receives no increase,
+ for anything I relieve myself withal in time of need (whatever the Stoics
+ say), and as I do not find myself obliged to myself for any service I do
+ myself: so the union of such friends, being truly perfect, deprives them
+ of all idea of such duties, and makes them loathe and banish from their
+ conversation these words of division and distinction, benefits,
+ obligation, acknowledgment, entreaty, thanks, and the like. All things,
+ wills, thoughts, opinions, goods, wives, children, honours, and lives,
+ being in effect common betwixt them, and that absolute concurrence of
+ affections being no other than one soul in two bodies (according to that
+ very proper definition of Aristotle), they can neither lend nor give
+ anything to one another. This is the reason why the lawgivers, to honour
+ marriage with some resemblance of this divine alliance, interdict all
+ gifts betwixt man and wife; inferring by that, that all should belong to
+ each of them, and that they have nothing to divide or to give to each
+ other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If, in the friendship of which I speak, one could give to the other, the
+ receiver of the benefit would be the man that obliged his friend; for each
+ of them contending and above all things studying how to be useful to the
+ other, he that administers the occasion is the liberal man, in giving his
+ friend the satisfaction of doing that towards him which above all things
+ he most desires. When the philosopher Diogenes wanted money, he used to
+ say, that he redemanded it of his friends, not that he demanded it. And to
+ let you see the practical working of this, I will here produce an ancient
+ and singular example. Eudamidas, a Corinthian, had two friends, Charixenus
+ a Sicyonian and Areteus a Corinthian; this man coming to die, being poor,
+ and his two friends rich, he made his will after this manner. “I
+ bequeath to Areteus the maintenance of my mother, to support and provide
+ for her in her old age; and to Charixenus I bequeath the care of marrying
+ my daughter, and to give her as good a portion as he is able; and in case
+ one of these chance to die, I hereby substitute the survivor in his place.”
+ They who first saw this will made themselves very merry at the contents:
+ but the legatees, being made acquainted with it, accepted it with very
+ great content; and one of them, Charixenus, dying within five days after,
+ and by that means the charge of both duties devolving solely on him,
+ Areteus nurtured the old woman with very great care and tenderness, and of
+ five talents he had in estate, he gave two and a half in marriage with an
+ only daughter he had of his own, and two and a half in marriage with the
+ daughter of Eudamidas, and on one and the same day solemnised both their
+ nuptials.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This example is very full, if one thing were not to be objected, namely
+ the multitude of friends for the perfect friendship I speak of is
+ indivisible; each one gives himself so entirely to his friend, that he has
+ nothing left to distribute to others: on the contrary, is sorry that he is
+ not double, treble, or quadruple, and that he has not many souls and many
+ wills, to confer them all upon this one object. Common friendships will
+ admit of division; one may love the beauty of this person, the good-humour
+ of that, the liberality of a third, the paternal affection of a fourth,
+ the fraternal love of a fifth, and so of the rest: but this friendship
+ that possesses the whole soul, and there rules and sways with an absolute
+ sovereignty, cannot possibly admit of a rival. If two at the same time
+ should call to you for succour, to which of them would you run? Should
+ they require of you contrary offices, how could you serve them both?
+ Should one commit a thing to your silence that it were of importance to
+ the other to know, how would you disengage yourself? A unique and
+ particular friendship dissolves all other obligations whatsoever: the
+ secret I have sworn not to reveal to any other, I may without perjury
+ communicate to him who is not another, but myself. ‘Tis miracle
+ enough certainly, for a man to double himself, and those that talk of
+ tripling, talk they know not of what. Nothing is extreme, that has its
+ like; and he who shall suppose, that of two, I love one as much as the
+ other, that they mutually love one another too, and love me as much as I
+ love them, multiplies into a confraternity the most single of units, and
+ whereof, moreover, one alone is the hardest thing in the world to find.
+ The rest of this story suits very well with what I was saying; for
+ Eudamidas, as a bounty and favour, bequeaths to his friends a legacy of
+ employing themselves in his necessity; he leaves them heirs to this
+ liberality of his, which consists in giving them the opportunity of
+ conferring a benefit upon him; and doubtless, the force of friendship is
+ more eminently apparent in this act of his, than in that of Areteus. In
+ short, these are effects not to be imagined nor comprehended by such as
+ have not experience of them, and which make me infinitely honour and
+ admire the answer of that young soldier to Cyrus, by whom being asked how
+ much he would take for a horse, with which he had won the prize of a race,
+ and whether he would exchange him for a kingdom? &mdash;“No, truly,
+ sir,” said he, “but I would give him with all my heart, to get
+ thereby a true friend, could I find out any man worthy of that alliance.”&mdash;[Xenophon,
+ Cyropadia, viii. 3.]&mdash;He did not say ill in saying, “could I
+ find”: for though one may almost everywhere meet with men
+ sufficiently qualified for a superficial acquaintance, yet in this, where
+ a man is to deal from the very bottom of his heart, without any manner of
+ reservation, it will be requisite that all the wards and springs be truly
+ wrought and perfectly sure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In confederations that hold but by one end, we are only to provide against
+ the imperfections that particularly concern that end. It can be of no
+ importance to me of what religion my physician or my lawyer is; this
+ consideration has nothing in common with the offices of friendship which
+ they owe me; and I am of the same indifference in the domestic
+ acquaintance my servants must necessarily contract with me. I never
+ inquire, when I am to take a footman, if he be chaste, but if he be
+ diligent; and am not solicitous if my muleteer be given to gaming, as if
+ he be strong and able; or if my cook be a swearer, if he be a good cook. I
+ do not take upon me to direct what other men should do in the government
+ of their families, there are plenty that meddle enough with that, but only
+ give an account of my method in my own:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mihi sic usus est: tibi, ut opus est facto, face.”
+
+ [“This has been my way; as for you, do as you find needful.
+ &mdash;“Terence, Heaut., i. I., 28.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the
+ grave; in bed, beauty before goodness; in common discourse the ablest
+ speaker, whether or no there be sincerity in the case. And, as he that was
+ found astride upon a hobby-horse, playing with his children, entreated the
+ person who had surprised him in that posture to say nothing of it till
+ himself came to be a father,&mdash;[Plutarch, Life of Agesilaus, c. 9.]&mdash;supposing
+ that the fondness that would then possess his own soul, would render him a
+ fairer judge of such an action; so I, also, could wish to speak to such as
+ have had experience of what I say: though, knowing how remote a thing such
+ a friendship is from the common practice, and how rarely it is to be
+ found, I despair of meeting with any such judge. For even these discourses
+ left us by antiquity upon this subject, seem to me flat and poor, in
+ comparison of the sense I have of it, and in this particular, the effects
+ surpass even the precepts of philosophy.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nil ego contulerim jucundo sanus amico.”
+
+ [“While I have sense left to me, there will never be anything more
+ acceptable to me than an agreeable friend.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., i. 5, 44.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The ancient Menander declared him to be happy that had had the good
+ fortune to meet with but the shadow of a friend: and doubtless he had good
+ reason to say so, especially if he spoke by experience: for in good
+ earnest, if I compare all the rest of my life, though, thanks be to God, I
+ have passed my time pleasantly enough, and at my ease, and the loss of
+ such a friend excepted, free from any grievous affliction, and in great
+ tranquillity of mind, having been contented with my natural and original
+ commodities, without being solicitous after others; if I should compare it
+ all, I say, with the four years I had the happiness to enjoy the sweet
+ society of this excellent man, ‘tis nothing but smoke, an obscure
+ and tedious night. From the day that I lost him:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quern semper acerbum,
+ Semper honoratum (sic, di, voluistis) habebo,”
+
+ [“A day for me ever sad, for ever sacred, so have you willed ye
+ gods.”&mdash;AEneid, v. 49.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have only led a languishing life; and the very pleasures that present
+ themselves to me, instead of administering anything of consolation, double
+ my affliction for his loss. We were halves throughout, and to that degree,
+ that methinks, by outliving him, I defraud him of his part.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec fas esse ulla me voluptate hic frui
+ Decrevi, tantisper dum ille abest meus particeps.”
+
+ [“I have determined that it will never be right for me to enjoy any
+ pleasure, so long as he, with whom I shared all pleasures is away.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Heaut., i. I. 97.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was so grown and accustomed to be always his double in all places and in
+ all things, that methinks I am no more than half of myself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Illam meae si partem anima tulit
+ Maturior vis, quid moror altera?
+ Nec carus aeque, nec superstes
+ Integer? Ille dies utramque
+ Duxit ruinam.”
+
+ [“If that half of my soul were snatch away from me by an untimely
+ stroke, why should the other stay? That which remains will not be
+ equally dear, will not be whole: the same day will involve the
+ destruction of both.”]
+
+ or:
+
+ [“If a superior force has taken that part of my soul, why do I, the
+ remaining one, linger behind? What is left is not so dear, nor an
+ entire thing: this day has wrought the destruction of both.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ode, ii. 17, 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is no action or imagination of mine wherein I do not miss him; as I
+ know that he would have missed me: for as he surpassed me by infinite
+ degrees in virtue and all other accomplishments, so he also did in the
+ duties of friendship:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis desiderio sit pudor, aut modus
+ Tam cari capitis?”
+
+ [“What shame can there, or measure, in lamenting so dear a friend?”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ode, i. 24, I.]
+
+ “O misero frater adempte mihi!
+ Omnia tecum una perierunt gaudia nostra,
+ Quae tuus in vita dulcis alebat amor.
+ Tu mea, tu moriens fregisti commoda, frater;
+ Tecum una tota est nostra sepulta anima
+ Cujus ego interitu tota de menthe fugavi
+ Haec studia, atque omnes delicias animi.
+ Alloquar? audiero nunquam tua verba loquentem?
+ Nunquam ego te, vita frater amabilior
+ Aspiciam posthac; at certe semper amabo;”
+
+ [“O brother, taken from me miserable! with thee, all our joys have
+ vanished, those joys which, in thy life, thy dear love nourished.
+ Dying, thou, my brother, hast destroyed all my happiness. My whole
+ soul is buried with thee. Through whose death I have banished from
+ my mind these studies, and all the delights of the mind. Shall I
+ address thee? I shall never hear thy voice. Never shall I behold
+ thee hereafter. O brother, dearer to me than life. Nought remains,
+ but assuredly I shall ever love thee.”&mdash;Catullus, lxviii. 20; lxv.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But let us hear a boy of sixteen speak:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[In Cotton’s translation the work referred to is “those Memoirs
+ upon the famous edict of January,” of which mention has already been
+ made in the present edition. The edition of 1580, however, and the
+ Variorum edition of 1872-1900, indicate no particular work; but the
+ edition of 1580 has it “this boy of eighteen years” (which was the
+ age at which La Boetie wrote his “Servitude Volontaire”), speaks of
+ “a boy of sixteen” as occurring only in the common editions, and it
+ would seem tolerably clear that this more important work was, in
+ fact, the production to which Montaigne refers, and that the proper
+ reading of the text should be “sixteen years.” What “this boy
+ spoke” is not given by Montaigne, for the reason stated in the next
+ following paragraph.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Because I have found that that work has been since brought out, and
+ with a mischievous design, by those who aim at disturbing and changing the
+ condition of our government, without troubling themselves to think whether
+ they are likely to improve it: and because they have mixed up his work
+ with some of their own performance, I have refrained from inserting it
+ here. But that the memory of the author may not be injured, nor suffer
+ with such as could not come near-hand to be acquainted with his
+ principles, I here give them to understand, that it was written by him in
+ his boyhood, and that by way of exercise only, as a common theme that has
+ been hackneyed by a thousand writers. I make no question but that he
+ himself believed what he wrote, being so conscientious that he would not
+ so much as lie in jest: and I moreover know, that could it have been in
+ his own choice, he had rather have been born at Venice, than at Sarlac;
+ and with reason. But he had another maxim sovereignty imprinted in his
+ soul, very religiously to obey and submit to the laws under which he was
+ born. There never was a better citizen, more affectionate to his country;
+ nor a greater enemy to all the commotions and innovations of his time: so
+ that he would much rather have employed his talent to the extinguishing of
+ those civil flames, than have added any fuel to them; he had a mind
+ fashioned to the model of better ages. Now, in exchange of this serious
+ piece, I will present you with another of a more gay and frolic air, from
+ the same hand, and written at the same age.”
+ </p>
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+ CHAPTER XXVIII&mdash;&mdash;NINE AND TWENTY SONNETS OF ESTIENNE DE LA
+ BOITIE
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ TO MADAME DE GRAMMONT, COMTESSE DE GUISSEN.
+ </h3>
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+ [They scarce contain anything but amorous complaints, expressed in a
+ very rough style, discovering the follies and outrages of a restless
+ passion, overgorged, as it were, with jealousies, fears and
+ suspicions.&mdash;Coste.]
+
+ [These....contained in the edition of 1588 nine-and-twenty sonnets
+ of La Boetie, accompanied by a dedicatory epistle to Madame de
+ Grammont. The former, which are referred to at the end of Chap.
+ XXVIL, do not really belong to the book, and are of very slight
+ interest at this time; the epistle is transferred to the
+ Correspondence. The sonnets, with the letter, were presumably sent
+ some time after Letters V. et seq. Montaigne seems to have had
+ several copies written out to forward to friends or acquaintances.]
+</pre>
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+ CHAPTER XXIX&mdash;&mdash;OF MODERATION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ As if we had an infectious touch, we, by our manner of handling, corrupt
+ things that in themselves are laudable and good: we may grasp virtue so
+ that it becomes vicious, if we embrace it too stringently and with too
+ violent a desire. Those who say, there is never any excess in virtue,
+ forasmuch as it is not virtue when it once becomes excess, only play upon
+ words:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Insani sapiens nomen ferat, aequus iniqui,
+ Ultra quam satis est, virtutem si petat ipsam.”
+
+ [“Let the wise man bear the name of a madman, the just one of an
+ unjust, if he seek wisdom more than is sufficient.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 6, 15.]
+
+ [“The wise man is no longer wise, the just man no longer just, if he
+ seek to carry his love for wisdom or virtue beyond that which is
+ necessary.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This is a subtle consideration of philosophy. A man may both be too much
+ in love with virtue, and be excessive in a just action. Holy Writ agrees
+ with this, Be not wiser than you should, but be soberly wise.&mdash;[St.
+ Paul, Epistle to the Romans, xii. 3.]&mdash;I have known a great man,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[“It is likely that Montaigne meant Henry III., king of France.
+ The Cardinal d’Ossat, writing to Louise, the queen-dowager, told
+ her, in his frank manner, that he had lived as much or more like a
+ monk than a monarch (Letter XXIII.) And Pope Sextus V., speaking of
+ that prince one day to the Cardinal de Joyeuse, protector of the
+ affairs of France, said to him pleasantly, ‘There is nothing that
+ your king hath not done, and does not do so still, to be a monk, nor
+ anything that I have not done, not to be a monk.’”&mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ prejudice the opinion men had of his devotion, by pretending to be devout
+ beyond all examples of others of his condition. I love temperate and
+ moderate natures. An immoderate zeal, even to that which is good, even
+ though it does not offend, astonishes me, and puts me to study what name
+ to give it. Neither the mother of Pausanias,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[“Montaigne would here give us to understand, upon the authority of
+ Diodorus Siculus, that Pausanias’ mother gave the first hint of the
+ punishment that was to be inflicted on her son. ‘Pausanias,’ says
+ this historian, ‘perceiving that the ephori, and some other
+ Lacedoemonians, aimed at apprehending him, got the start of them,
+ and went and took sanctuary m Minerva’s temple: and the
+ Lacedaemonians, being doubtful whether they ought to take him from
+ thence in violation of the franchise there, it is said that his own
+ mother came herself to the temple but spoke nothing nor did anything
+ more than lay a piece of brick, which she brought with her, on the
+ threshold of the temple, which, when she had done, she returned
+ home. The Lacedaemonians, taking the hint from the mother, caused
+ the gate of the temple to be walled up, and by this means starved
+ Pausanias, so that he died with hunger, &amp;c. (lib. xi. cap. 10., of
+ Amyot’s translation). The name of Pausanias’ mother was Alcithea,
+ as we are informed by Thucydides’ scholiast, who only says that it
+ was reported, that when they set about walling up the gates of the
+ chapel in which Pausanias had taken refuge, his mother Alcithea laid
+ the first stone.”&mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ who was the first instructor of her son’s process, and threw the
+ first stone towards his death, nor Posthumius the dictator, who put his
+ son to death, whom the ardour of youth had successfully pushed upon the
+ enemy a little more advanced than the rest of his squadron, do appear to
+ me so much just as strange; and I should neither advise nor like to follow
+ so savage a virtue, and that costs so dear.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[“Opinions differ as to the truth of this fact. Livy thinks he
+ has good authority for rejecting it because it does not appear in
+ history that Posthumious was branded with it, as Titus Manlius was,
+ about 100 years after his time; for Manlius, having put his son to
+ death for the like cause, obtained the odious name of Imperiosus,
+ and since that time Manliana imperia has been used as a term to
+ signify orders that are too severe; Manliana Imperia, says Livy,
+ were not only horrible for the time present, but of a bad example to
+ posterity. And this historian makes no doubt but such commands
+ would have been actually styled Posthumiana Imperia, if Posthumius
+ had been the first who set so barbarous an example (Livy, lib. iv.
+ cap. 29, and lib. viii. cap. 7). But, however, Montaigne has Valer.
+ Maximus on his side, who says expressly, that Posthumius caused his
+ son to be put to death, and Diodorus of Sicily (lib. xii. cap.
+ 19).”&mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The archer that shoots over, misses as much as he that falls short, and
+ ‘tis equally troublesome to my sight, to look up at a great light,
+ and to look down into a dark abyss. Callicles in Plato says, that the
+ extremity of philosophy is hurtful, and advises not to dive into it beyond
+ the limits of profit; that, taken moderately, it is pleasant and useful;
+ but that in the end it renders a man brutish and vicious, a contemner of
+ religion and the common laws, an enemy to civil conversation, and all
+ human pleasures, incapable of all public administration, unfit either to
+ assist others or to relieve himself, and a fit object for all sorts of
+ injuries and affronts. He says true; for in its excess, it enslaves our
+ natural freedom, and by an impertinent subtlety, leads us out of the fair
+ and beaten way that nature has traced for us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The love we bear to our wives is very lawful, and yet theology thinks fit
+ to curb and restrain it. As I remember, I have read in one place of St.
+ Thomas Aquinas,&mdash;[Secunda Secundx, Quaest. 154, art. 9.]&mdash;where
+ he condemns marriages within any of the forbidden degrees, for this
+ reason, amongst others, that there is some danger, lest the friendship a
+ man bears to such a woman, should be immoderate; for if the conjugal
+ affection be full and perfect betwixt them, as it ought to be, and that it
+ be over and above surcharged with that of kindred too, there is no doubt,
+ but such an addition will carry the husband beyond the bounds of reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those sciences that regulate the manners of men, divinity and philosophy,
+ will have their say in everything; there is no action so private and
+ secret that can escape their inspection and jurisdiction. They are best
+ taught who are best able to control and curb their own liberty; women
+ expose their nudities as much as you will upon the account of pleasure,
+ though in the necessities of physic they are altogether as shy. I will,
+ therefore, in their behalf:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[Coste translates this: “on the part of philosophy and theology,”
+ observing that but few wives would think themselves obliged to
+ Montaigne for any such lesson to their husbands.]&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ teach the husbands, that is, such as are too vehement in the exercise of
+ the matrimonial duty&mdash;if such there still be&mdash;this lesson, that
+ the very pleasures they enjoy in the society of their wives are
+ reproachable if immoderate, and that a licentious and riotous abuse of
+ them is a fault as reprovable here as in illicit connections. Those
+ immodest and debauched tricks and postures, that the first ardour suggests
+ to us in this affair, are not only indecently but detrimentally practised
+ upon our wives. Let them at least learn impudence from another hand; they
+ are ever ready enough for our business, and I for my part always went the
+ plain way to work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marriage is a solemn and religious tie, and therefore the pleasure we
+ extract from it should be a sober and serious delight, and mixed with a
+ certain kind of gravity; it should be a sort of discreet and conscientious
+ pleasure. And seeing that the chief end of it is generation, some make a
+ question, whether when men are out of hopes as when they are superannuated
+ or already with child, it be lawful to embrace our wives. ‘Tis
+ homicide, according to Plato.&mdash;[Laws, 8.]&mdash; Certain nations (the
+ Mohammedan, amongst others) abominate all conjunction with women with
+ child, others also, with those who are in their courses. Zenobia would
+ never admit her husband for more than one encounter, after which she left
+ him to his own swing for the whole time of her conception, and not till
+ after that would again receive him:&mdash;[Trebellius Pollio, Triginta
+ Tyran., c. 30.]&mdash;a brave and generous example of conjugal continence.
+ It was doubtless from some lascivious poet,&mdash;[The lascivious poet is
+ Homer; see his Iliad, xiv. 294.]&mdash;and one that himself was in great
+ distress for a little of this sport, that Plato borrowed this story; that
+ Jupiter was one day so hot upon his wife, that not having so much patience
+ as till she could get to the couch, he threw her upon the floor, where the
+ vehemence of pleasure made him forget the great and important resolutions
+ he had but newly taken with the rest of the gods in his celestial council,
+ and to brag that he had had as good a bout, as when he got her maidenhead,
+ unknown to their parents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The kings of Persia were wont to invite their wives to the beginning of
+ their festivals; but when the wine began to work in good earnest, and that
+ they were to give the reins to pleasure, they sent them back to their
+ private apartments, that they might not participate in their immoderate
+ lust, sending for other women in their stead, with whom they were not
+ obliged to so great a decorum of respect.&mdash;[Plutarch, Precepts of
+ Marriage, c. 14.]&mdash;All pleasures and all sorts of gratifications are
+ not properly and fitly conferred upon all sorts of persons. Epaminondas
+ had committed to prison a young man for certain debauches; for whom
+ Pelopidas mediated, that at his request he might be set at liberty, which
+ Epaminondas denied to him, but granted it at the first word to a wench of
+ his, that made the same intercession; saying, that it was a gratification
+ fit for such a one as she, but not for a captain. Sophocles being joint
+ praetor with Pericles, seeing accidentally a fine boy pass by: “O
+ what a charming boy is that!” said he. “That might be very
+ well,” answered Pericles, “for any other than a praetor, who
+ ought not only to have his hands, but his eyes, too, chaste.”&mdash;[Cicero,
+ De Offic., i. 40.] AElius Verus, the emperor, answered his wife, who
+ reproached him with his love to other women, that he did it upon a
+ conscientious account, forasmuch as marriage was a name of honour and
+ dignity, not of wanton and lascivious desire; and our ecclesiastical
+ history preserves the memory of that woman in great veneration, who parted
+ from her husband because she would not comply with his indecent and
+ inordinate desires. In fine, there is no pleasure so just and lawful,
+ where intemperance and excess are not to be condemned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, to speak the truth, is not man a most miserable creature the while?
+ It is scarce, by his natural condition, in his power to taste one pleasure
+ pure and entire; and yet must he be contriving doctrines and precepts to
+ curtail that little he has; he is not yet wretched enough, unless by art
+ and study he augment his own misery:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fortunae miseras auximus arte vias.”
+
+ [“We artificially augment the wretchedness of fortune.”
+ &mdash;Properitius, lib. iii. 7, 44.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Human wisdom makes as ill use of her talent, when she exercises it in
+ rescinding from the number and sweetness of those pleasures that are
+ naturally our due, as she employs it favourably and well in artificially
+ disguising and tricking out the ills of life, to alleviate the sense of
+ them. Had I ruled the roast, I should have taken another and more natural
+ course, which, to say the truth, is both commodious and holy, and should,
+ peradventure, have been able to have limited it too; notwithstanding that
+ both our spiritual and corporal physicians, as by compact betwixt
+ themselves, can find no other way to cure, nor other remedy for the
+ infirmities of the body and the soul, than by misery and pain. To this
+ end, watchings, fastings, hair-shirts, remote and solitary banishments,
+ perpetual imprisonments, whips and other afflictions, have been introduced
+ amongst men: but so, that they should carry a sting with them, and be real
+ afflictions indeed; and not fall out as it once did to one Gallio, who
+ having been sent an exile into the isle of Lesbos, news was not long after
+ brought to Rome, that he there lived as merry as the day was long; and
+ that what had been enjoined him for a penance, turned to his pleasure and
+ satisfaction: whereupon the Senate thought fit to recall him home to his
+ wife and family, and confine him to his own house, to accommodate their
+ punishment to his feeling and apprehension. For to him whom fasting would
+ make more healthful and more sprightly, and to him to whose palate fish
+ were more acceptable than flesh, the prescription of these would have no
+ curative effect; no more than in the other sort of physic, where drugs
+ have no effect upon him who swallows them with appetite and pleasure: the
+ bitterness of the potion and the abhorrence of the patient are necessary
+ circumstances to the operation. The nature that would eat rhubarb like
+ buttered turnips, would frustrate the use and virtue of it; it must be
+ something to trouble and disturb the stomach, that must purge and cure it;
+ and here the common rule, that things are cured by their contraries,
+ fails; for in this one ill is cured by another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This belief a little resembles that other so ancient one, of thinking to
+ gratify the gods and nature by massacre and murder: an opinion universally
+ once received in all religions. And still, in these later times wherein
+ our fathers lived, Amurath at the taking of the Isthmus, immolated six
+ hundred young Greeks to his father’s soul, in the nature of a
+ propitiatory sacrifice for his sins. And in those new countries discovered
+ in this age of ours, which are pure and virgin yet, in comparison of ours,
+ this practice is in some measure everywhere received: all their idols reek
+ with human blood, not without various examples of horrid cruelty: some
+ they burn alive, and take, half broiled, off the coals to tear out their
+ hearts and entrails; some, even women, they flay alive, and with their
+ bloody skins clothe and disguise others. Neither are we without great
+ examples of constancy and resolution in this affair the poor souls that
+ are to be sacrificed, old men, women, and children, themselves going about
+ some days before to beg alms for the offering of their sacrifice,
+ presenting themselves to the slaughter, singing and dancing with the
+ spectators.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ambassadors of the king of Mexico, setting out to Fernando Cortez the
+ power and greatness of their master, after having told him, that he had
+ thirty vassals, of whom each was able to raise an hundred thousand
+ fighting men, and that he kept his court in the fairest and best fortified
+ city under the sun, added at last, that he was obliged yearly to offer to
+ the gods fifty thousand men. And it is affirmed, that he maintained a
+ continual war, with some potent neighbouring nations, not only to keep the
+ young men in exercise, but principally to have wherewithal to furnish his
+ sacrifices with his prisoners of war. At a certain town in another place,
+ for the welcome of the said Cortez, they sacrificed fifty men at once. I
+ will tell you this one tale more, and I have done; some of these people
+ being beaten by him, sent to acknowledge him, and to treat with him of a
+ peace, whose messengers carried him three sorts of gifts, which they
+ presented in these terms: “Behold, lord, here are five slaves: if
+ thou art a furious god that feedeth upon flesh and blood, eat these, and
+ we will bring thee more; if thou art an affable god, behold here incense
+ and feathers; but if thou art a man, take these fowls and these fruits
+ that we have brought thee.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXX&mdash;&mdash;OF CANNIBALS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ When King Pyrrhus invaded Italy, having viewed and considered the order of
+ the army the Romans sent out to meet him; “I know not,” said
+ he, “what kind of barbarians” (for so the Greeks called all
+ other nations) “these may be; but the disposition of this army that
+ I see has nothing of barbarism in it.”&mdash;[Plutarch, Life of
+ Pyrrhus, c. 8.]&mdash;As much said the Greeks of that which Flaminius
+ brought into their country; and Philip, beholding from an eminence the
+ order and distribution of the Roman camp formed in his kingdom by Publius
+ Sulpicius Galba, spake to the same effect. By which it appears how
+ cautious men ought to be of taking things upon trust from vulgar opinion,
+ and that we are to judge by the eye of reason, and not from common report.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I long had a man in my house that lived ten or twelve years in the New
+ World, discovered in these latter days, and in that part of it where
+ Villegaignon landed,&mdash;[At Brazil, in 1557.]&mdash;which he called
+ Antarctic France. This discovery of so vast a country seems to be of very
+ great consideration. I cannot be sure, that hereafter there may not be
+ another, so many wiser men than we having been deceived in this. I am
+ afraid our eyes are bigger than our bellies, and that we have more
+ curiosity than capacity; for we grasp at all, but catch nothing but wind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plato brings in Solon,&mdash;[In Timaeus.]&mdash;telling a story that he
+ had heard from the priests of Sais in Egypt, that of old, and before the
+ Deluge, there was a great island called Atlantis, situate directly at the
+ mouth of the straits of Gibraltar, which contained more countries than
+ both Africa and Asia put together; and that the kings of that country, who
+ not only possessed that Isle, but extended their dominion so far into the
+ continent that they had a country of Africa as far as Egypt, and extending
+ in Europe to Tuscany, attempted to encroach even upon Asia, and to
+ subjugate all the nations that border upon the Mediterranean Sea, as far
+ as the Black Sea; and to that effect overran all Spain, the Gauls, and
+ Italy, so far as to penetrate into Greece, where the Athenians stopped
+ them: but that some time after, both the Athenians, and they and their
+ island, were swallowed by the Flood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is very likely that this extreme irruption and inundation of water made
+ wonderful changes and alterations in the habitations of the earth, as
+ ‘tis said that the sea then divided Sicily from Italy&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haec loca, vi quondam et vasta convulsa ruina,
+ Dissiluisse ferunt, quum protenus utraque tellus
+ Una foret”
+
+ [“These lands, they say, formerly with violence and vast desolation
+ convulsed, burst asunder, where erewhile were.”&mdash;AEneid, iii. 414.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Cyprus from Syria, the isle of Negropont from the continent of Beeotia,
+ and elsewhere united lands that were separate before, by filling up the
+ channel betwixt them with sand and mud:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sterilisque diu palus, aptaque remis,
+ Vicinas urbes alit, et grave sentit aratrum.”
+
+ [“That which was once a sterile marsh, and bore vessels on its
+ bosom, now feeds neighbouring cities, and admits the plough.”
+ &mdash;Horace, De Arte Poetica, v. 65.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But there is no great appearance that this isle was this New World so
+ lately discovered: for that almost touched upon Spain, and it were an
+ incredible effect of an inundation, to have tumbled back so prodigious a
+ mass, above twelve hundred leagues: besides that our modern navigators
+ have already almost discovered it to be no island, but terra firma, and
+ continent with the East Indies on the one side, and with the lands under
+ the two poles on the other side; or, if it be separate from them, it is by
+ so narrow a strait and channel, that it none the more deserves the name of
+ an island for that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It should seem, that in this great body, there are two sorts of motions,
+ the one natural and the other febrific, as there are in ours. When I
+ consider the impression that our river of Dordogne has made in my time on
+ the right bank of its descent, and that in twenty years it has gained so
+ much, and undermined the foundations of so many houses, I perceive it to
+ be an extraordinary agitation: for had it always followed this course, or
+ were hereafter to do it, the aspect of the world would be totally changed.
+ But rivers alter their course, sometimes beating against the one side, and
+ sometimes the other, and some times quietly keeping the channel. I do not
+ speak of sudden inundations, the causes of which everybody understands. In
+ Medoc, by the seashore, the Sieur d’Arsac, my brother, sees an
+ estate he had there, buried under the sands which the sea vomits before
+ it: where the tops of some houses are yet to be seen, and where his rents
+ and domains are converted into pitiful barren pasturage. The inhabitants
+ of this place affirm, that of late years the sea has driven so vehemently
+ upon them, that they have lost above four leagues of land. These sands are
+ her harbingers: and we now see great heaps of moving sand, that march half
+ a league before her, and occupy the land.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other testimony from antiquity, to which some would apply this
+ discovery of the New World, is in Aristotle; at least, if that little book
+ of Unheard of Miracles be his&mdash;[one of the spurious publications
+ brought out under his name&mdash;D.W.]. He there tells us, that certain
+ Carthaginians, having crossed the Atlantic Sea without the Straits of
+ Gibraltar, and sailed a very long time, discovered at last a great and
+ fruitful island, all covered over with wood, and watered with several
+ broad and deep rivers, far remote from all terra firma; and that they, and
+ others after them, allured by the goodness and fertility of the soil, went
+ thither with their wives and children, and began to plant a colony. But
+ the senate of Carthage perceiving their people by little and little to
+ diminish, issued out an express prohibition, that none, upon pain of
+ death, should transport themselves thither; and also drove out these new
+ inhabitants; fearing, ‘tis said, lest’ in process of time they
+ should so multiply as to supplant themselves and ruin their state. But
+ this relation of Aristotle no more agrees with our new-found lands than
+ the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This man that I had was a plain ignorant fellow, and therefore the more
+ likely to tell truth: for your better-bred sort of men are much more
+ curious in their observation, ‘tis true, and discover a great deal
+ more; but then they gloss upon it, and to give the greater weight to what
+ they deliver, and allure your belief, they cannot forbear a little to
+ alter the story; they never represent things to you simply as they are,
+ but rather as they appeared to them, or as they would have them appear to
+ you, and to gain the reputation of men of judgment, and the better to
+ induce your faith, are willing to help out the business with something
+ more than is really true, of their own invention. Now in this case, we
+ should either have a man of irreproachable veracity, or so simple that he
+ has not wherewithal to contrive, and to give a colour of truth to false
+ relations, and who can have no ends in forging an untruth. Such a one was
+ mine; and besides, he has at divers times brought to me several seamen and
+ merchants who at the same time went the same voyage. I shall therefore
+ content myself with his information, without inquiring what the
+ cosmographers say to the business. We should have topographers to trace
+ out to us the particular places where they have been; but for having had
+ this advantage over us, to have seen the Holy Land, they would have the
+ privilege, forsooth, to tell us stories of all the other parts of the
+ world beside. I would have every one write what he knows, and as much as
+ he knows, but no more; and that not in this only but in all other
+ subjects; for such a person may have some particular knowledge and
+ experience of the nature of such a river, or such a fountain, who, as to
+ other things, knows no more than what everybody does, and yet to give a
+ currency to his little pittance of learning, will undertake to write the
+ whole body of physics: a vice from which great inconveniences derive their
+ original.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, to return to my subject, I find that there is nothing barbarous and
+ savage in this nation, by anything that I can gather, excepting, that
+ every one gives the title of barbarism to everything that is not in use in
+ his own country. As, indeed, we have no other level of truth and reason
+ than the example and idea of the opinions and customs of the place wherein
+ we live: there is always the perfect religion, there the perfect
+ government, there the most exact and accomplished usage of all things.
+ They are savages at the same rate that we say fruits are wild, which
+ nature produces of herself and by her own ordinary progress; whereas, in
+ truth, we ought rather to call those wild whose natures we have changed by
+ our artifice and diverted from the common order. In those, the genuine,
+ most useful, and natural virtues and properties are vigorous and
+ sprightly, which we have helped to degenerate in these, by accommodating
+ them to the pleasure of our own corrupted palate. And yet for all this,
+ our taste confesses a flavour and delicacy excellent even to emulation of
+ the best of ours, in several fruits wherein those countries abound without
+ art or culture. Neither is it reasonable that art should gain the
+ pre-eminence of our great and powerful mother nature. We have so
+ surcharged her with the additional ornaments and graces we have added to
+ the beauty and riches of her own works by our inventions, that we have
+ almost smothered her; yet in other places, where she shines in her own
+ purity and proper lustre, she marvellously baffles and disgraces all our
+ vain and frivolous attempts:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et veniunt hederae sponte sua melius;
+ Surgit et in solis formosior arbutus antris;
+ Et volucres nulls dulcius arte canunt.”
+
+ [“The ivy grows best spontaneously, the arbutus best in shady caves;
+ and the wild notes of birds are sweeter than art can teach.
+ &mdash;“Propertius, i. 2, 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our utmost endeavours cannot arrive at so much as to imitate the nest of
+ the least of birds, its contexture, beauty, and convenience: not so much
+ as the web of a poor spider.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All things, says Plato,&mdash;[Laws, 10.]&mdash;are produced either by
+ nature, by fortune, or by art; the greatest and most beautiful by the one
+ or the other of the former, the least and the most imperfect by the last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These nations then seem to me to be so far barbarous, as having received
+ but very little form and fashion from art and human invention, and
+ consequently to be not much remote from their original simplicity. The
+ laws of nature, however, govern them still, not as yet much vitiated with
+ any mixture of ours: but ‘tis in such purity, that I am sometimes
+ troubled we were not sooner acquainted with these people, and that they
+ were not discovered in those better times, when there were men much more
+ able to judge of them than we are. I am sorry that Lycurgus and Plato had
+ no knowledge of them; for to my apprehension, what we now see in those
+ nations, does not only surpass all the pictures with which the poets have
+ adorned the golden age, and all their inventions in feigning a happy state
+ of man, but, moreover, the fancy and even the wish and desire of
+ philosophy itself; so native and so pure a simplicity, as we by experience
+ see to be in them, could never enter into their imagination, nor could
+ they ever believe that human society could have been maintained with so
+ little artifice and human patchwork. I should tell Plato that it is a
+ nation wherein there is no manner of traffic, no knowledge of letters, no
+ science of numbers, no name of magistrate or political superiority; no use
+ of service, riches or poverty, no contracts, no successions, no dividends,
+ no properties, no employments, but those of leisure, no respect of
+ kindred, but common, no clothing, no agriculture, no metal, no use of corn
+ or wine; the very words that signify lying, treachery, dissimulation,
+ avarice, envy, detraction, pardon, never heard of.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[This is the famous passage which Shakespeare, through Florio’s
+ version, 1603, or ed. 1613, p. 102, has employed in the “Tempest,”
+ ii. 1.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ How much would he find his imaginary Republic short of his perfection?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Viri a diis recentes.”
+
+ [“Men fresh from the gods.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 90.]
+
+ “Hos natura modos primum dedit.”
+
+ [“These were the manners first taught by nature.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georgics, ii. 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, they live in a country very pleasant and temperate, so
+ that, as my witnesses inform me, ‘tis rare to hear of a sick person,
+ and they moreover assure me, that they never saw any of the natives,
+ either paralytic, bleareyed, toothless, or crooked with age. The situation
+ of their country is along the sea-shore, enclosed on the other side
+ towards the land, with great and high mountains, having about a hundred
+ leagues in breadth between. They have great store of fish and flesh, that
+ have no resemblance to those of ours: which they eat without any other
+ cookery, than plain boiling, roasting, and broiling. The first that rode a
+ horse thither, though in several other voyages he had contracted an
+ acquaintance and familiarity with them, put them into so terrible a
+ fright, with his centaur appearance, that they killed him with their
+ arrows before they could come to discover who he was. Their buildings are
+ very long, and of capacity to hold two or three hundred people, made of
+ the barks of tall trees, reared with one end upon the ground, and leaning
+ to and supporting one another at the top, like some of our barns, of which
+ the covering hangs down to the very ground, and serves for the side walls.
+ They have wood so hard, that they cut with it, and make their swords of
+ it, and their grills of it to broil their meat. Their beds are of cotton,
+ hung swinging from the roof, like our seamen’s hammocks, every man
+ his own, for the wives lie apart from their husbands. They rise with the
+ sun, and so soon as they are up, eat for all day, for they have no more
+ meals but that; they do not then drink, as Suidas reports of some other
+ people of the East that never drank at their meals; but drink very often
+ all day after, and sometimes to a rousing pitch. Their drink is made of a
+ certain root, and is of the colour of our claret, and they never drink it
+ but lukewarm. It will not keep above two or three days; it has a somewhat
+ sharp, brisk taste, is nothing heady, but very comfortable to the stomach;
+ laxative to strangers, but a very pleasant beverage to such as are
+ accustomed to it. They make use, instead of bread, of a certain white
+ compound, like coriander seeds; I have tasted of it; the taste is sweet
+ and a little flat. The whole day is spent in dancing. Their young men go
+ a-hunting after wild beasts with bows and arrows; one part of their women
+ are employed in preparing their drink the while, which is their chief
+ employment. One of their old men, in the morning before they fall to
+ eating, preaches to the whole family, walking from the one end of the
+ house to the other, and several times repeating the same sentence, till he
+ has finished the round, for their houses are at least a hundred yards
+ long. Valour towards their enemies and love towards their wives, are the
+ two heads of his discourse, never failing in the close, to put them in
+ mind, that ‘tis their wives who provide them their drink warm and
+ well seasoned. The fashion of their beds, ropes, swords, and of the wooden
+ bracelets they tie about their wrists, when they go to fight, and of the
+ great canes, bored hollow at one end, by the sound of which they keep the
+ cadence of their dances, are to be seen in several places, and amongst
+ others, at my house. They shave all over, and much more neatly than we,
+ without other razor than one of wood or stone. They believe in the
+ immortality of the soul, and that those who have merited well of the gods
+ are lodged in that part of heaven where the sun rises, and the accursed in
+ the west.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They have I know not what kind of priests and prophets, who very rarely
+ present themselves to the people, having their abode in the mountains. At
+ their arrival, there is a great feast, and solemn assembly of many
+ villages: each house, as I have described, makes a village, and they are
+ about a French league distant from one another. This prophet declaims to
+ them in public, exhorting them to virtue and their duty: but all their
+ ethics are comprised in these two articles, resolution in war, and
+ affection to their wives. He also prophesies to them events to come, and
+ the issues they are to expect from their enterprises, and prompts them to
+ or diverts them from war: but let him look to’t; for if he fail in
+ his divination, and anything happen otherwise than he has foretold, he is
+ cut into a thousand pieces, if he be caught, and condemned for a false
+ prophet: for that reason, if any of them has been mistaken, he is no more
+ heard of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Divination is a gift of God, and therefore to abuse it, ought to be a
+ punishable imposture. Amongst the Scythians, where their diviners failed
+ in the promised effect, they were laid, bound hand and foot, upon carts
+ loaded with firs and bavins, and drawn by oxen, on which they were burned
+ to death.&mdash;[Herodotus, iv. 69.]&mdash;Such as only meddle with things
+ subject to the conduct of human capacity, are excusable in doing the best
+ they can: but those other fellows that come to delude us with assurances
+ of an extraordinary faculty, beyond our understanding, ought they not to
+ be punished, when they do not make good the effect of their promise, and
+ for the temerity of their imposture?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They have continual war with the nations that live further within the
+ mainland, beyond their mountains, to which they go naked, and without
+ other arms than their bows and wooden swords, fashioned at one end like
+ the head of our javelins. The obstinacy of their battles is wonderful, and
+ they never end without great effusion of blood: for as to running away,
+ they know not what it is. Every one for a trophy brings home the head of
+ an enemy he has killed, which he fixes over the door of his house. After
+ having a long time treated their prisoners very well, and given them all
+ the regales they can think of, he to whom the prisoner belongs, invites a
+ great assembly of his friends. They being come, he ties a rope to one of
+ the arms of the prisoner, of which, at a distance, out of his reach, he
+ holds the one end himself, and gives to the friend he loves best the other
+ arm to hold after the same manner; which being. done, they two, in the
+ presence of all the assembly, despatch him with their swords. After that,
+ they roast him, eat him amongst them, and send some chops to their absent
+ friends. They do not do this, as some think, for nourishment, as the
+ Scythians anciently did, but as a representation of an extreme revenge; as
+ will appear by this: that having observed the Portuguese, who were in
+ league with their enemies, to inflict another sort of death upon any of
+ them they took prisoners, which was to set them up to the girdle in the
+ earth, to shoot at the remaining part till it was stuck full of arrows,
+ and then to hang them, they thought those people of the other world (as
+ being men who had sown the knowledge of a great many vices amongst their
+ neighbours, and who were much greater masters in all sorts of mischief
+ than they) did not exercise this sort of revenge without a meaning, and
+ that it must needs be more painful than theirs, they began to leave their
+ old way, and to follow this. I am not sorry that we should here take
+ notice of the barbarous horror of so cruel an action, but that, seeing so
+ clearly into their faults, we should be so blind to our own. I conceive
+ there is more barbarity in eating a man alive, than when he is dead; in
+ tearing a body limb from limb by racks and torments, that is yet in
+ perfect sense; in roasting it by degrees; in causing it to be bitten and
+ worried by dogs and swine (as we have not only read, but lately seen, not
+ amongst inveterate and mortal enemies, but among neighbours and
+ fellow-citizens, and, which is worse, under colour of piety and religion),
+ than to roast and eat him after he is dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Chrysippus and Zeno, the two heads of the Stoic sect, were of opinion that
+ there was no hurt in making use of our dead carcasses, in what way soever
+ for our necessity, and in feeding upon them too;&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius,
+ vii. 188.]&mdash;as our own ancestors, who being besieged by Caesar in the
+ city Alexia, resolved to sustain the famine of the siege with the bodies
+ of their old men, women, and other persons who were incapable of bearing
+ arms.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vascones, ut fama est, alimentis talibus usi
+ Produxere animas.”
+
+ [“‘Tis said the Gascons with such meats appeased their hunger.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, Sat., xv. 93.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the physicians make no bones of employing it to all sorts of use,
+ either to apply it outwardly; or to give it inwardly for the health of the
+ patient. But there never was any opinion so irregular, as to excuse
+ treachery, disloyalty, tyranny, and cruelty, which are our familiar vices.
+ We may then call these people barbarous, in respect to the rules of
+ reason: but not in respect to ourselves, who in all sorts of barbarity
+ exceed them. Their wars are throughout noble and generous, and carry as
+ much excuse and fair pretence, as that human malady is capable of; having
+ with them no other foundation than the sole jealousy of valour. Their
+ disputes are not for the conquest of new lands, for these they already
+ possess are so fruitful by nature, as to supply them without labour or
+ concern, with all things necessary, in such abundance that they have no
+ need to enlarge their borders. And they are, moreover, happy in this, that
+ they only covet so much as their natural necessities require: all beyond
+ that is superfluous to them: men of the same age call one another
+ generally brothers, those who are younger, children; and the old men are
+ fathers to all. These leave to their heirs in common the full possession
+ of goods, without any manner of division, or other title than what nature
+ bestows upon her creatures, in bringing them into the world. If their
+ neighbours pass over the mountains to assault them, and obtain a victory,
+ all the victors gain by it is glory only, and the advantage of having
+ proved themselves the better in valour and virtue: for they never meddle
+ with the goods of the conquered, but presently return into their own
+ country, where they have no want of anything necessary, nor of this
+ greatest of all goods, to know happily how to enjoy their condition and to
+ be content. And those in turn do the same; they demand of their prisoners
+ no other ransom, than acknowledgment that they are overcome: but there is
+ not one found in an age, who will not rather choose to die than make such
+ a confession, or either by word or look recede from the entire grandeur of
+ an invincible courage. There is not a man amongst them who had not rather
+ be killed and eaten, than so much as to open his mouth to entreat he may
+ not. They use them with all liberality and freedom, to the end their lives
+ may be so much the dearer to them; but frequently entertain them with
+ menaces of their approaching death, of the torments they are to suffer, of
+ the preparations making in order to it, of the mangling their limbs, and
+ of the feast that is to be made, where their carcass is to be the only
+ dish. All which they do, to no other end, but only to extort some gentle
+ or submissive word from them, or to frighten them so as to make them run
+ away, to obtain this advantage that they were terrified, and that their
+ constancy was shaken; and indeed, if rightly taken, it is in this point
+ only that a true victory consists:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Victoria nulla est,
+ Quam quae confessor animo quoque subjugat hostes.”
+
+ [“No victory is complete, which the conquered do not admit to be
+ so.&mdash;“Claudius, De Sexto Consulatu Honorii, v. 248.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Hungarians, a very warlike people, never pretend further than to
+ reduce the enemy to their discretion; for having forced this confession
+ from them, they let them go without injury or ransom, excepting, at the
+ most, to make them engage their word never to bear arms against them
+ again. We have sufficient advantages over our enemies that are borrowed
+ and not truly our own; it is the quality of a porter, and no effect of
+ virtue, to have stronger arms and legs; it is a dead and corporeal quality
+ to set in array; ‘tis a turn of fortune to make our enemy stumble,
+ or to dazzle him with the light of the sun; ‘tis a trick of science
+ and art, and that may happen in a mean base fellow, to be a good fencer.
+ The estimate and value of a man consist in the heart and in the will:
+ there his true honour lies. Valour is stability, not of legs and arms, but
+ of the courage and the soul; it does not lie in the goodness of our horse
+ or our arms but in our own. He that falls obstinate in his courage&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si succiderit, de genu pugnat”
+
+ [“If his legs fail him, he fights on his knees.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, De Providentia, c. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;he who, for any danger of imminent death, abates nothing of his
+ assurance; who, dying, yet darts at his enemy a fierce and disdainful
+ look, is overcome not by us, but by fortune; he is killed, not conquered;
+ the most valiant are sometimes the most unfortunate. There are defeats
+ more triumphant than victories. Never could those four sister victories,
+ the fairest the sun ever be held, of Salamis, Plataea, Mycale, and Sicily,
+ venture to oppose all their united glories, to the single glory of the
+ discomfiture of King Leonidas and his men, at the pass of Thermopylae. Who
+ ever ran with a more glorious desire and greater ambition, to the winning,
+ than Captain Iscolas to the certain loss of a battle?&mdash;[Diodorus
+ Siculus, xv. 64.]&mdash;Who could have found out a more subtle invention
+ to secure his safety, than he did to assure his destruction? He was set to
+ defend a certain pass of Peloponnesus against the Arcadians, which,
+ considering the nature of the place and the inequality of forces, finding
+ it utterly impossible for him to do, and seeing that all who were
+ presented to the enemy, must certainly be left upon the place; and on the
+ other side, reputing it unworthy of his own virtue and magnanimity and of
+ the Lacedaemonian name to fail in any part of his duty, he chose a mean
+ betwixt these two extremes after this manner; the youngest and most active
+ of his men, he preserved for the service and defence of their country, and
+ sent them back; and with the rest, whose loss would be of less
+ consideration, he resolved to make good the pass, and with the death of
+ them, to make the enemy buy their entry as dear as possibly he could; as
+ it fell out, for being presently environed on all sides by the Arcadians,
+ after having made a great slaughter of the enemy, he and his were all cut
+ in pieces. Is there any trophy dedicated to the conquerors which was not
+ much more due to these who were overcome? The part that true conquering is
+ to play, lies in the encounter, not in the coming off; and the honour of
+ valour consists in fighting, not in subduing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to return to my story: these prisoners are so far from discovering the
+ least weakness, for all the terrors that can be represented to them, that,
+ on the contrary, during the two or three months they are kept, they always
+ appear with a cheerful countenance; importune their masters to make haste
+ to bring them to the test, defy, rail at them, and reproach them with
+ cowardice, and the number of battles they have lost against those of their
+ country. I have a song made by one of these prisoners, wherein he bids
+ them “come all, and dine upon him, and welcome, for they shall
+ withal eat their own fathers and grandfathers, whose flesh has served to
+ feed and nourish him. These muscles,” says he, “this flesh and
+ these veins, are your own: poor silly souls as you are, you little think
+ that the substance of your ancestors’ limbs is here yet; notice what
+ you eat, and you will find in it the taste of your own flesh:” in
+ which song there is to be observed an invention that nothing relishes of
+ the barbarian. Those that paint these people dying after this manner,
+ represent the prisoner spitting in the faces of his executioners and
+ making wry mouths at them. And ‘tis most certain, that to the very
+ last gasp, they never cease to brave and defy them both in word and
+ gesture. In plain truth, these men are very savage in comparison of us; of
+ necessity, they must either be absolutely so or else we are savages; for
+ there is a vast difference betwixt their manners and ours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The men there have several wives, and so much the greater number, by how
+ much they have the greater reputation for valour. And it is one very
+ remarkable feature in their marriages, that the same jealousy our wives
+ have to hinder and divert us from the friendship and familiarity of other
+ women, those employ to promote their husbands’ desires, and to
+ procure them many spouses; for being above all things solicitous of their
+ husbands’ honour, ‘tis their chiefest care to seek out, and to
+ bring in the most companions they can, forasmuch as it is a testimony of
+ the husband’s virtue. Most of our ladies will cry out, that ‘tis
+ monstrous; whereas in truth it is not so, but a truly matrimonial virtue,
+ and of the highest form. In the Bible, Sarah, with Leah and Rachel, the
+ two wives of Jacob, gave the most beautiful of their handmaids to their
+ husbands; Livia preferred the passions of Augustus to her own interest;
+ &mdash;[Suetonius, Life of Augustus, c. 71.]&mdash;and the wife of King
+ Deiotarus, Stratonice, did not only give up a fair young maid that served
+ her to her husband’s embraces, but moreover carefully brought up the
+ children he had by her, and assisted them in the succession to their
+ father’s crown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And that it may not be supposed, that all this is done by a simple and
+ servile obligation to their common practice, or by any authoritative
+ impression of their ancient custom, without judgment or reasoning, and
+ from having a soul so stupid that it cannot contrive what else to do, I
+ must here give you some touches of their sufficiency in point of
+ understanding. Besides what I repeated to you before, which was one of
+ their songs of war, I have another, a love-song, that begins thus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Stay, adder, stay, that by thy pattern my sister may draw the
+ fashion and work of a rich ribbon, that I may present to my beloved,
+ by which means thy beauty and the excellent order of thy scales
+ shall for ever be preferred before all other serpents.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Wherein the first couplet, “Stay, adder,” &amp;c., makes the
+ burden of the song. Now I have conversed enough with poetry to judge thus
+ much that not only there is nothing barbarous in this invention, but,
+ moreover, that it is perfectly Anacreontic. To which it may be added, that
+ their language is soft, of a pleasing accent, and something bordering upon
+ the Greek termination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Three of these people, not foreseeing how dear their knowledge of the
+ corruptions of this part of the world will one day cost their happiness
+ and repose, and that the effect of this commerce will be their ruin, as I
+ presuppose it is in a very fair way (miserable men to suffer themselves to
+ be deluded with desire of novelty and to have left the serenity of their
+ own heaven to come so far to gaze at ours!), were at Rouen at the time
+ that the late King Charles IX. was there. The king himself talked to them
+ a good while, and they were made to see our fashions, our pomp, and the
+ form of a great city. After which, some one asked their opinion, and would
+ know of them, what of all the things they had seen, they found most to be
+ admired? To which they made answer, three things, of which I have
+ forgotten the third, and am troubled at it, but two I yet remember. They
+ said, that in the first place they thought it very strange that so many
+ tall men, wearing beards, strong, and well armed, who were about the king
+ (‘tis like they meant the Swiss of the guard), should submit to obey
+ a child, and that they did not rather choose out one amongst themselves to
+ command. Secondly (they have a way of speaking in their language to call
+ men the half of one another), that they had observed that there were
+ amongst us men full and crammed with all manner of commodities, whilst, in
+ the meantime, their halves were begging at their doors, lean and
+ half-starved with hunger and poverty; and they thought it strange that
+ these necessitous halves were able to suffer so great an inequality and
+ injustice, and that they did not take the others by the throats, or set
+ fire to their houses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I talked to one of them a great while together, but I had so ill an
+ interpreter, and one who was so perplexed by his own ignorance to
+ apprehend my meaning, that I could get nothing out of him of any moment:
+ Asking him what advantage he reaped from the superiority he had amongst
+ his own people (for he was a captain, and our mariners called him king),
+ he told me, to march at the head of them to war. Demanding of him further
+ how many men he had to follow him, he showed me a space of ground, to
+ signify as many as could march in such a compass, which might be four or
+ five thousand men; and putting the question to him whether or no his
+ authority expired with the war, he told me this remained: that when he
+ went to visit the villages of his dependence, they planed him paths
+ through the thick of their woods, by which he might pass at his ease. All
+ this does not sound very ill, and the last was not at all amiss, for they
+ wear no breeches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXI&mdash;&mdash;THAT A MAN IS SOBERLY TO JUDGE OF THE DIVINE
+ ORDINANCES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The true field and subject of imposture are things unknown, forasmuch as,
+ in the first place, their very strangeness lends them credit, and
+ moreover, by not being subjected to our ordinary reasons, they deprive us
+ of the means to question and dispute them: For which reason, says Plato,
+ &mdash;[In Critias.]&mdash;it is much more easy to satisfy the hearers,
+ when speaking of the nature of the gods than of the nature of men, because
+ the ignorance of the auditory affords a fair and large career and all
+ manner of liberty in the handling of abstruse things. Thence it comes to
+ pass, that nothing is so firmly believed, as what we least know; nor any
+ people so confident, as those who entertain us with fables, such as your
+ alchemists, judicial astrologers, fortune-tellers, and physicians,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Id genus omne.”
+
+ [“All that sort of people.”&mdash;Horace, Sat., i. 2, 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To which I would willingly, if I durst, join a pack of people that take
+ upon them to interpret and control the designs of God Himself, pretending
+ to find out the cause of every accident, and to pry into the secrets of
+ the divine will, there to discover the incomprehensible motive, of His
+ works; and although the variety, and the continual discordance of events,
+ throw them from corner to corner, and toss them from east to west, yet do
+ they still persist in their vain inquisition, and with the same pencil to
+ paint black and white.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a nation of the Indies, there is this commendable custom, that when
+ anything befalls them amiss in any encounter or battle, they publicly ask
+ pardon of the sun, who is their god, as having committed an unjust action,
+ always imputing their good or evil fortune to the divine justice, and to
+ that submitting their own judgment and reason. ‘Tis enough for a
+ Christian to believe that all things come from God, to receive them with
+ acknowledgment of His divine and inscrutable wisdom, and also thankfully
+ to accept and receive them, with what face soever they may present
+ themselves. But I do not approve of what I see in use, that is, to seek to
+ affirm and support our religion by the prosperity of our enterprises. Our
+ belief has other foundation enough, without going about to authorise it by
+ events: for the people being accustomed to such plausible arguments as
+ these and so proper to their taste, it is to be feared, lest when they
+ fail of success they should also stagger in their faith: as in the war
+ wherein we are now engaged upon the account of religion, those who had the
+ better in the business of Rochelabeille,&mdash;[May 1569.]&mdash;making
+ great brags of that success as an infallible approbation of their cause,
+ when they came afterwards to excuse their misfortunes of Moncontour and
+ Jarnac, by saying they were fatherly scourges and corrections that they
+ had not a people wholly at their mercy, they make it manifestly enough
+ appear, what it is to take two sorts of grist out of the same sack, and
+ with the same mouth to blow hot and cold. It were better to possess the
+ vulgar with the solid and real foundations of truth. ‘Twas a fine
+ naval battle that was gained under the command of Don John of Austria a
+ few months since&mdash;[That of Lepanto, October 7, 1571.]&mdash;against
+ the Turks; but it has also pleased God at other times to let us see as
+ great victories at our own expense. In fine, ‘tis a hard matter to
+ reduce divine things to our balance, without waste and losing a great deal
+ of the weight. And who would take upon him to give a reason that Arius and
+ his Pope Leo, the principal heads of the Arian heresy, should die, at
+ several times, of so like and strange deaths (for being withdrawn from the
+ disputation by a griping in the bowels, they both of them suddenly gave up
+ the ghost upon the stool), and would aggravate this divine vengeance by
+ the circumstances of the place, might as well add the death of
+ Heliogabalus, who was also slain in a house of office. And, indeed,
+ Irenaeus was involved in the same fortune. God, being pleased to show us,
+ that the good have something else to hope for and the wicked something
+ else to fear, than the fortunes or misfortunes of this world, manages and
+ applies these according to His own occult will and pleasure, and deprives
+ us of the means foolishly to make thereof our own profit. And those people
+ abuse themselves who will pretend to dive into these mysteries by the
+ strength of human reason. They never give one hit that they do not receive
+ two for it; of which St. Augustine makes out a great proof upon his
+ adversaries. ‘Tis a conflict that is more decided by strength of
+ memory than by the force of reason. We are to content ourselves with the
+ light it pleases the sun to communicate to us, by virtue of his rays; and
+ who will lift up his eyes to take in a greater, let him not think it
+ strange, if for the reward of his presumption, he there lose his sight.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis hominum potest scire consilium Dei?
+ Aut quis poterit cogitare quid velit Dominus?”
+
+ [“Who of men can know the counsel of God? or who can think what the
+ will of the Lord is.”&mdash;Book of Wisdom, ix. 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0032" id="link2HCH0032">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXII&mdash;&mdash;THAT WE ARE TO AVOID PLEASURES, EVEN AT THE
+ EXPENSE OF LIFE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I had long ago observed most of the opinions of the ancients to concur in
+ this, that it is high time to die when there is more ill than good in
+ living, and that to preserve life to our own torment and inconvenience is
+ contrary to the very rules of nature, as these old laws instruct us.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Either tranquil life, or happy death. It is well to die when life
+ is wearisome. It is better to die than to live miserable.”
+ &mdash;Stobaeus, Serm. xx.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But to push this contempt of death so far as to employ it to the removing
+ our thoughts from the honours, riches, dignities, and other favours and
+ goods, as we call them, of fortune, as if reason were not sufficient to
+ persuade us to avoid them, without adding this new injunction, I had never
+ seen it either commanded or practised, till this passage of Seneca fell
+ into my hands; who advising Lucilius, a man of great power and authority
+ about the emperor, to alter his voluptuous and magnificent way of living,
+ and to retire himself from this worldly vanity and ambition, to some
+ solitary, quiet, and philosophical life, and the other alleging some
+ difficulties: “I am of opinion,” says he, “either that
+ thou leave that life of thine, or life itself; I would, indeed, advise
+ thee to the gentle way, and to untie, rather than to break, the knot thou
+ hast indiscreetly knit, provided, that if it be not otherwise to be
+ untied, thou resolutely break it. There is no man so great a coward, that
+ had not rather once fall than to be always falling.” I should have
+ found this counsel conformable enough to the Stoical roughness: but it
+ appears the more strange, for being borrowed from Epicurus, who writes the
+ same thing upon the like occasion to Idomeneus. And I think I have
+ observed something like it, but with Christian moderation, amongst our own
+ people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ St. Hilary, Bishop of Poictiers, that famous enemy of the Arian heresy,
+ being in Syria, had intelligence thither sent him, that Abra, his only
+ daughter, whom he left at home under the eye and tuition of her mother,
+ was sought in marriage by the greatest noblemen of the country, as being a
+ virgin virtuously brought up, fair, rich, and in the flower of her age;
+ whereupon he wrote to her (as appears upon record), that she should remove
+ her affection from all the pleasures and advantages proposed to her; for
+ that he had in his travels found out a much greater and more worthy
+ fortune for her, a husband of much greater power and magnificence, who
+ would present her with robes and jewels of inestimable value; wherein his
+ design was to dispossess her of the appetite and use of worldly delights,
+ to join her wholly to God; but the nearest and most certain way to this,
+ being, as he conceived, the death of his daughter; he never ceased, by
+ vows, prayers, and orisons, to beg of the Almighty, that He would please
+ to call her out of this world, and to take her to Himself; as accordingly
+ it came to pass; for soon after his return, she died, at which he
+ expressed a singular joy. This seems to outdo the other, forasmuch as he
+ applies himself to this means at the outset, which they only take
+ subsidiarily; and, besides, it was towards his only daughter. But I will
+ not omit the latter end of this story, though it be for my purpose; St.
+ Hilary’s wife, having understood from him how the death of their
+ daughter was brought about by his desire and design, and how much happier
+ she was to be removed out of this world than to have stayed in it,
+ conceived so vivid an apprehension of the eternal and heavenly beatitude,
+ that she begged of her husband, with the extremest importunity, to do as
+ much for her; and God, at their joint request, shortly after calling her
+ to Him, it was a death embraced with singular and mutual content.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0033" id="link2HCH0033">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXIII&mdash;&mdash;THAT FORTUNE IS OFTEN-TIMES OBSERVED TO ACT BY
+ THE RULE OF REASON
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ The inconstancy and various motions of Fortune
+ </h3>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [The term Fortune, so often employed by Montaigne, and in passages
+ where he might have used Providence, was censured by the doctors who
+ examined his Essays when he was at Rome in 1581. See his Travels,
+ i. 35 and 76.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ may reasonably make us expect she should present us with all sorts of
+ faces. Can there be a more express act of justice than this? The Duc de
+ Valentinois,&mdash;[Caesar Borgia.]&mdash;having resolved to poison
+ Adrian, Cardinal of Corneto, with whom Pope Alexander VI., his father and
+ himself, were to sup in the Vatican, he sent before a bottle of poisoned
+ wine, and withal, strict order to the butler to keep it very safe. The
+ Pope being come before his son, and calling for drink, the butler
+ supposing this wine had not been so strictly recommended to his care, but
+ only upon the account of its excellency, presented it forthwith to the
+ Pope, and the duke himself coming in presently after, and being confident
+ they had not meddled with his bottle, took also his cup; so that the
+ father died immediately upon the spot&mdash;[Other historians assign the
+ Pope several days of misery prior to death. D.W.]&mdash;, and the son,
+ after having been long tormented with sickness, was reserved to another
+ and a worse fortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sometimes she seems to play upon us, just in the nick of an affair;
+ Monsieur d’Estrees, at that time ensign to Monsieur de Vendome, and
+ Monsieur de Licques, lieutenant in the company of the Duc d’Ascot,
+ being both pretenders to the Sieur de Fougueselles’ sister, though
+ of several parties (as it oft falls out amongst frontier neighbours), the
+ Sieur de Licques carried her; but on the same day he was married, and
+ which was worse, before he went to bed to his wife, the bridegroom having
+ a mind to break a lance in honour of his new bride, went out to skirmish
+ near St. Omer, where the Sieur d’Estrees proving the stronger, took
+ him prisoner, and the more to illustrate his victory, the lady was fain&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Conjugis ante coacta novi dimittere collum,
+ Quam veniens una atque altera rursus hyems
+ Noctibus in longis avidum saturasset amorem,”
+
+ [“Compelled to abstain from embracing her new spouse in her arms
+ before two winters pass in succession, during their long nights had
+ satiated her eager love.”&mdash;Catullus, lxviii. 81.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;to request him of courtesy, to deliver up his prisoner to her, as
+ he accordingly did, the gentlemen of France never denying anything to
+ ladies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Does she not seem to be an artist here? Constantine, son of Helena,
+ founded the empire of Constantinople, and so many ages after, Constantine,
+ the son of Helen, put an end to it. Sometimes she is pleased to emulate
+ our miracles we are told, that King Clovis besieging Angouleme, the walls
+ fell down of themselves by divine favour and Bouchet has it from some
+ author, that King Robert having sat down before a city, and being stolen
+ away from the siege to go keep the feast of St. Aignan at Orleans, as he
+ was in devotion at a certain part of the Mass, the walls of the
+ beleaguered city, without any manner of violence, fell down with a sudden
+ ruin. But she did quite contrary in our Milan wars; for, le Capitaine
+ Rense laying siege for us to the city Arona, and having carried a mine
+ under a great part of the wall, the mine being sprung, the wall was lifted
+ from its base, but dropped down again nevertheless, whole and entire, and
+ so exactly upon its foundation, that the besieged suffered no
+ inconvenience by that attempt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sometimes she plays the physician. Jason of Pheres being given over by the
+ physicians, by reason of an imposthume in his breast, having a mind to rid
+ himself of his pain, by death at least, threw himself in a battle
+ desperately into the thickest of the enemy, where he was so fortunately
+ wounded quite through the body, that the imposthume broke, and he was
+ perfectly cured. Did she not also excel the painter Protogenes in his art?
+ who having finished the picture of a dog quite tired and out of breath, in
+ all the other parts excellently well to his own liking, but not being able
+ to express, as he would, the slaver and foam that should come out of its
+ mouth, vexed and angry at his work, he took his sponge, which by cleaning
+ his pencils had imbibed several sorts of colours, and threw it in a rage
+ against the picture, with an intent utterly to deface it; when fortune
+ guiding the sponge to hit just upon the mouth of the dog, it there
+ performed what all his art was not able to do. Does she not sometimes
+ direct our counsels and correct them? Isabel, Queen of England, having to
+ sail from Zealand into her own kingdom,&mdash;[in 1326]&mdash; with an
+ army, in favour of her son against her husband, had been lost, had she
+ come into the port she intended, being there laid wait for by the enemy;
+ but fortune, against her will, threw her into another haven, where she
+ landed in safety. And that man of old who, throwing a stone at a dog, hit
+ and killed his mother-in-law, had he not reason to pronounce this verse:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Fortune has more judgement than we.”&mdash;Menander]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Icetes had contracted with two soldiers to kill Timoleon at Adrana in
+ Sicily.&mdash;[Plutarch, Life of Timoleon, c. 7.]&mdash;They took their
+ time to do it when he was assisting at a sacrifice, and thrusting into the
+ crowd, as they were making signs to one another, that now was a fit time
+ to do their business, in steps a third, who, with a sword takes one of
+ them full drive over the pate, lays him dead upon the place and runs away,
+ which the others see, and concluding himself discovered and lost, runs to
+ the altar and begs for mercy, promising to discover the whole truth, which
+ as he was doing, and laying open the full conspiracy, behold the third
+ man, who being apprehended, was, as a murderer, thrust and hauled by the
+ people through the press, towards Timoleon, and the other most eminent
+ persons of the assembly, before whom being brought, he cries out for
+ pardon, pleading that he had justly slain his father’s murderer;
+ which he, also, proving upon the spot, by sufficient witnesses, whom his
+ good fortune very opportunely supplied him withal, that his father was
+ really killed in the city of Leontini, by that very man on whom he had
+ taken his revenge, he was presently awarded ten Attic minae, for having
+ had the good fortune, by designing to revenge the death of his father, to
+ preserve the life of the common father of Sicily. Fortune, truly, in her
+ conduct surpasses all the rules of human prudence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to conclude: is there not a direct application of her favour, bounty,
+ and piety manifestly discovered in this action? Ignatius the father and
+ Ignatius the son being proscribed by the triumvirs of Rome, resolved upon
+ this generous act of mutual kindness, to fall by the hands of one another,
+ and by that means to frustrate and defeat the cruelty of the tyrants; and
+ accordingly with their swords drawn, ran full drive upon one another,
+ where fortune so guided the points, that they made two equally mortal
+ wounds, affording withal so much honour to so brave a friendship, as to
+ leave them just strength enough to draw out their bloody swords, that they
+ might have liberty to embrace one another in this dying condition, with so
+ close and hearty an embrace, that the executioner cut off both their heads
+ at once, leaving the bodies still fast linked together in this noble bond,
+ and their wounds joined mouth to mouth, affectionately sucking in the last
+ blood and remainder of the lives of each other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXIV&mdash;&mdash;OF ONE DEFECT IN OUR GOVERNMENT
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ My late father, a man that had no other advantages than experience and his
+ own natural parts, was nevertheless of a very clear judgment, formerly
+ told me that he once had thoughts of endeavouring to introduce this
+ practice; that there might be in every city a certain place assigned to
+ which such as stood in need of anything might repair, and have their
+ business entered by an officer appointed for that purpose. As for example:
+ I want a chapman to buy my pearls; I want one that has pearls to sell;
+ such a one wants company to go to Paris; such a one seeks a servant of
+ such a quality; such a one a master; such a one such an artificer; some
+ inquiring for one thing, some for another, every one according to what he
+ wants. And doubtless, these mutual advertisements would be of no
+ contemptible advantage to the public correspondence and intelligence: for
+ there are evermore conditions that hunt after one another, and for want of
+ knowing one another’s occasions leave men in very great necessity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have heard, to the great shame of the age we live in, that in our very
+ sight two most excellent men for learning died so poor that they had
+ scarce bread to put in their mouths: Lilius Gregorius Giraldus in Italy
+ and Sebastianus Castalio in Germany: and I believe there are a thousand
+ men would have invited them into their families, with very advantageous
+ conditions, or have relieved them where they were, had they known their
+ wants. The world is not so generally corrupted, but that I know a man that
+ would heartily wish the estate his ancestors have left him might be
+ employed, so long as it shall please fortune to give him leave to enjoy
+ it, to secure rare and remarkable persons of any kind, whom misfortune
+ sometimes persecutes to the last degree, from the dangers of necessity;
+ and at least place them in such a condition that they must be very hard to
+ please, if they are not contented.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My father in his domestic economy had this rule (which I know how to
+ commend, but by no means to imitate), namely, that besides the day-book or
+ memorial of household affairs, where the small accounts, payments, and
+ disbursements, which do not require a secretary’s hand, were
+ entered, and which a steward always had in custody, he ordered him whom he
+ employed to write for him, to keep a journal, and in it to set down all
+ the remarkable occurrences, and daily memorials of the history of his
+ house: very pleasant to look over, when time begins to wear things out of
+ memory, and very useful sometimes to put us out of doubt when such a thing
+ was begun, when ended; what visitors came, and when they went; our
+ travels, absences, marriages, and deaths; the reception of good or ill
+ news; the change of principal servants, and the like. An ancient custom,
+ which I think it would not be amiss for every one to revive in his own
+ house; and I find I did very foolishly in neglecting it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXV&mdash;&mdash;OF THE CUSTOM OF WEARING CLOTHES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Whatever I shall say upon this subject, I am of necessity to invade some
+ of the bounds of custom, so careful has she been to shut up all the
+ avenues. I was disputing with myself in this shivering season, whether the
+ fashion of going naked in those nations lately discovered is imposed upon
+ them by the hot temperature of the air, as we say of the Indians and
+ Moors, or whether it be the original fashion of mankind. Men of
+ understanding, forasmuch as all things under the sun, as the Holy Writ
+ declares, are subject to the same laws, were wont in such considerations
+ as these, where we are to distinguish the natural laws from those which
+ have been imposed by man’s invention, to have recourse to the
+ general polity of the world, where there can be nothing counterfeit. Now,
+ all other creatures being sufficiently furnished with all things necessary
+ for the support of their being&mdash;[Montaigne’s expression is,
+ “with needle and thread.”&mdash;W.C.H.]&mdash;it is not to be
+ imagined that we only are brought into the world in a defective and
+ indigent condition, and in such a state as cannot subsist without external
+ aid. Therefore it is that I believe, that as plants, trees, and animals,
+ and all things that have life, are seen to be by nature sufficiently
+ clothed and covered, to defend them from the injuries of weather:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Proptereaque fere res omnes ant corio sunt,
+ Aut seta, ant conchis, ant callo, ant cortice tectae,”
+
+ [“And that for this reason nearly all things are clothed with skin,
+ or hair, or shells, or bark, or some such thing.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iv. 936.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ so were we: but as those who by artificial light put out that of day, so
+ we by borrowed forms and fashions have destroyed our own. And ‘tis
+ plain enough to be seen, that ‘tis custom only which renders that
+ impossible that otherwise is nothing so; for of those nations who have no
+ manner of knowledge of clothing, some are situated under the same
+ temperature that we are, and some in much colder climates. And besides,
+ our most tender parts are always exposed to the air, as the eyes, mouth,
+ nose, and ears; and our country labourers, like our ancestors in former
+ times, go with their breasts and bellies open. Had we been born with a
+ necessity upon us of wearing petticoats and breeches, there is no doubt
+ but nature would have fortified those parts she intended should be exposed
+ to the fury of the seasons with a thicker skin, as she has done the
+ finger-ends and the soles of the feet. And why should this seem hard to
+ believe? I observe much greater distance betwixt my habit and that of one
+ of our country boors, than betwixt his and that of a man who has no other
+ covering but his skin. How many men, especially in Turkey, go naked upon
+ the account of devotion? Some one asked a beggar, whom he saw in his shirt
+ in the depth of winter, as brisk and frolic as he who goes muffled up to
+ the ears in furs, how he was able to endure to go so? “Why, sir,”
+ he answered, “you go with your face bare: I am all face.” The
+ Italians have a story of the Duke of Florence’s fool, whom his
+ master asking how, being so thinly clad, he was able to support the cold,
+ when he himself, warmly wrapped up as he was, was hardly able to do it?
+ “Why,” replied the fool, “use my receipt to put on all
+ your clothes you have at once, and you’ll feel no more cold than I.”
+ King Massinissa, to an extreme old age, could never be prevailed upon to
+ go with his head covered, how cold, stormy, or rainy soever the weather
+ might be; which also is reported of the Emperor Severus. Herodotus tells
+ us, that in the battles fought betwixt the Egyptians and the Persians, it
+ was observed both by himself and by others, that of those who were left
+ dead upon the field, the heads of the Egyptians were without comparison
+ harder than those of the Persians, by reason that the last had gone with
+ their heads always covered from their infancy, first with biggins, and
+ then with turbans, and the others always shaved and bare. King Agesilaus
+ continued to a decrepit age to wear always the same clothes in winter that
+ he did in summer. Caesar, says Suetonius, marched always at the head of
+ his army, for the most part on foot, with his head bare, whether it was
+ rain or sunshine, and as much is said of Hannibal:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tum vertice nudo,
+ Excipere insanos imbres, coelique ruinam.”
+
+ [“Bareheaded he marched in snow, exposed to pouring rain and the
+ utmost rigour of the weather.”&mdash;Silius Italicus, i. 250.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A Venetian who has long lived in Pegu, and has lately returned thence,
+ writes that the men and women of that kingdom, though they cover all their
+ other parts, go always barefoot and ride so too; and Plato very earnestly
+ advises for the health of the whole body, to give the head and the feet no
+ other clothing than what nature has bestowed. He whom the Poles have
+ elected for their king,&mdash;[Stephen Bathory]&mdash;since ours came
+ thence, who is, indeed, one of the greatest princes of this age, never
+ wears any gloves, and in winter or whatever weather can come, never wears
+ other cap abroad than that he wears at home. Whereas I cannot endure to go
+ unbuttoned or untied; my neighbouring labourers would think themselves in
+ chains, if they were so braced. Varro is of opinion, that when it was
+ ordained we should be bare in the presence of the gods and before the
+ magistrate, it was so ordered rather upon the score of health, and to
+ inure us to the injuries of weather, than upon the account of reverence;
+ and since we are now talking of cold, and Frenchmen used to wear variety
+ of colours (not I myself, for I seldom wear other than black or white, in
+ imitation of my father), let us add another story out of Le Capitaine
+ Martin du Bellay, who affirms, that in the march to Luxembourg he saw so
+ great frost, that the munition-wine was cut with hatchets and wedges, and
+ delivered out to the soldiers by weight, and that they carried it away in
+ baskets: and Ovid,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nudaque consistunt, formam servantia testae,
+ Vina; nec hausta meri, sed data frusta, bibunt.”
+
+ [“The wine when out of the cask retains the form of the cask;
+ and is given out not in cups, but in bits.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., iii. 10, 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ At the mouth of Lake Maeotis the frosts are so very sharp, that in the
+ very same place where Mithridates’ lieutenant had fought the enemy
+ dryfoot and given them a notable defeat, the summer following he obtained
+ over them a naval victory. The Romans fought at a very great disadvantage,
+ in the engagement they had with the Carthaginians near Piacenza, by reason
+ that they went to the charge with their blood congealed and their limbs
+ numbed with cold, whereas Hannibal had caused great fires to be dispersed
+ quite through his camp to warm his soldiers, and oil to be distributed
+ amongst them, to the end that anointing themselves, they might render
+ their nerves more supple and active, and fortify the pores against the
+ violence of the air and freezing wind, which raged in that season.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The retreat the Greeks made from Babylon into their own country is famous
+ for the difficulties and calamities they had to overcome; of which this
+ was one, that being encountered in the mountains of Armenia with a
+ horrible storm of snow, they lost all knowledge of the country and of the
+ ways, and being driven up, were a day and a night without eating or
+ drinking; most of their cattle died, many of themselves were starved to
+ death, several struck blind with the force of the hail and the glare of
+ the snow, many of them maimed in their fingers and toes, and many stiff
+ and motionless with the extremity of the cold, who had yet their
+ understanding entire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alexander saw a nation, where they bury their fruit-trees in winter to
+ protect them from being destroyed by the frost, and we also may see the
+ same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, so far as clothes go, the King of Mexico changed four times a day his
+ apparel, and never put it on again, employing that he left off in his
+ continual liberalities and rewards; and neither pot, dish, nor other
+ utensil of his kitchen or table was ever served twice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXVI&mdash;&mdash;OF CATO THE YOUNGER
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“I am not possessed with this common errour, to judge of others
+ according to what I am my selfe. I am easie to beleeve things
+ differing from my selfe. Though I be engaged to one forme, I do not
+ tie the world unto it, as every man doth. And I beleeve and
+ conceive a thousand manners of life, contrary to the common sorte.”
+ &mdash;Florio, ed. 1613, p. 113.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am not guilty of the common error of judging another by myself. I easily
+ believe that in another’s humour which is contrary to my own; and
+ though I find myself engaged to one certain form, I do not oblige others
+ to it, as many do; but believe and apprehend a thousand ways of living;
+ and, contrary to most men, more easily admit of difference than uniformity
+ amongst us. I as frankly as any one would have me, discharge a man from my
+ humours and principles, and consider him according to his own particular
+ model. Though I am not continent myself, I nevertheless sincerely approve
+ the continence of the Feuillans and Capuchins, and highly commend their
+ way of living. I insinuate myself by imagination into their place, and
+ love and honour them the more for being other than I am. I very much
+ desire that we may be judged every man by himself, and would not be drawn
+ into the consequence of common examples. My own weakness nothing alters
+ the esteem I ought to have for the force and vigour of those who deserve
+ it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sunt qui nihil suadent, quam quod se imitari posse confidunt.”
+
+ [“There are who persuade nothing but what they believe they can
+ imitate themselves.”&mdash;Cicero, De Orator., c. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Crawling upon the slime of the earth, I do not for all that cease to
+ observe up in the clouds the inimitable height of some heroic souls.
+ ‘Tis a great deal for me to have my judgment regular and just, if
+ the effects cannot be so, and to maintain this sovereign part, at least,
+ free from corruption; ‘tis something to have my will right and good
+ where my legs fail me. This age wherein we live, in our part of the world
+ at least, is grown so stupid, that not only the exercise, but the very
+ imagination of virtue is defective, and seems to be no other but college
+ jargon:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Virtutem verba putant, ut
+ Lucum ligna:”
+
+ [“They think words virtue, as they think mere wood a sacred grove.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 6, 31.]
+
+ “Quam vereri deberent, etiam si percipere non possent.”
+
+ [“Which they ought to reverence, though they cannot comprehend.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quas., v. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a gewgaw to hang in a cabinet or at the end of the tongue, as
+ on the tip of the ear, for ornament only. There are no longer virtuous
+ actions extant; those actions that carry a show of virtue have yet nothing
+ of its essence; by reason that profit, glory, fear, custom, and other
+ suchlike foreign causes, put us on the way to produce them. Our justice
+ also, valour, courtesy, may be called so too, in respect to others and
+ according to the face they appear with to the public; but in the doer it
+ can by no means be virtue, because there is another end proposed, another
+ moving cause. Now virtue owns nothing to be hers, but what is done by
+ herself and for herself alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In that great battle of Plataea, that the Greeks under the command of
+ Pausanias gained against Mardonius and the Persians, the conquerors,
+ according to their custom, coming to divide amongst them the glory of the
+ exploit, attributed to the Spartan nation the pre-eminence of valour in
+ the engagement. The Spartans, great judges of virtue, when they came to
+ determine to what particular man of their nation the honour was due of
+ having the best behaved himself upon this occasion, found that Aristodemus
+ had of all others hazarded his person with the greatest bravery; but did
+ not, however, allow him any prize, by reason that his virtue had been
+ incited by a desire to clear his reputation from the reproach of his
+ miscarriage at the business of Thermopylae, and to die bravely to wipe off
+ that former blemish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our judgments are yet sick, and obey the humour of our depraved manners. I
+ observe most of the wits of these times pretend to ingenuity, by
+ endeavouring to blemish and darken the glory of the bravest and most
+ generous actions of former ages, putting one vile interpretation or
+ another upon them, and forging and supposing vain causes and motives for
+ the noble things they did: a mighty subtlety indeed! Give me the greatest
+ and most unblemished action that ever the day beheld, and I will contrive
+ a hundred plausible drifts and ends to obscure it. God knows, whoever will
+ stretch them out to the full, what diversity of images our internal wills
+ suffer under. They do not so maliciously play the censurers, as they do it
+ ignorantly and rudely in all their detractions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same pains and licence that others take to blemish and bespatter these
+ illustrious names, I would willingly undergo to lend them a shoulder to
+ raise them higher. These rare forms, that are culled out by the consent of
+ the wisest men of all ages, for the world’s example, I should not
+ stick to augment in honour, as far as my invention would permit, in all
+ the circumstances of favourable interpretation; and we may well believe
+ that the force of our invention is infinitely short of their merit.
+ ‘Tis the duty of good men to portray virtue as beautiful as they
+ can, and there would be nothing wrong should our passion a little
+ transport us in favour of so sacred a form. What these people do, on the
+ contrary, they either do out of malice, or by the vice of confining their
+ belief to their own capacity; or, which I am more inclined to think, for
+ not having their sight strong, clear, and elevated enough to conceive the
+ splendour of virtue in her native purity: as Plutarch complains, that in
+ his time some attributed the cause of the younger Cato’s death to
+ his fear of Caesar, at which he seems very angry, and with good reason;
+ and by this a man may guess how much more he would have been offended with
+ those who have attributed it to ambition. Senseless people! He would
+ rather have performed a noble, just, and generous action, and to have had
+ ignominy for his reward, than for glory. That man was in truth a pattern
+ that nature chose out to show to what height human virtue and constancy
+ could arrive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I am not capable of handling so rich an argument, and shall therefore
+ only set five Latin poets together, contending in the praise of Cato; and,
+ incidentally, for their own too. Now, a well-educated child will judge the
+ two first, in comparison of the others, a little flat and languid; the
+ third more vigorous, but overthrown by the extravagance of his own force;
+ he will then think that there will be room for one or two gradations of
+ invention to come to the fourth, and, mounting to the pitch of that, he
+ will lift up his hands in admiration; coming to the last, the first by
+ some space’ (but a space that he will swear is not to be filled up
+ by any human wit), he will be astounded, he will not know where he is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here is a wonder: we have far more poets than judges and interpreters
+ of poetry; it is easier to write it than to understand it. There is,
+ indeed, a certain low and moderate sort of poetry, that a man may well
+ enough judge by certain rules of art; but the true, supreme, and divine
+ poesy is above all rules and reason. And whoever discerns the beauty of it
+ with the most assured and most steady sight, sees no more than the quick
+ reflection of a flash of lightning: it does not exercise, but ravishes and
+ overwhelms our judgment. The fury that possesses him who is able to
+ penetrate into it wounds yet a third man by hearing him repeat it; like a
+ loadstone that not only attracts the needle, but also infuses into it the
+ virtue to attract others. And it is more evidently manifest in our
+ theatres, that the sacred inspiration of the Muses, having first stirred
+ up the poet to anger, sorrow, hatred, and out of himself, to whatever they
+ will, does moreover by the poet possess the actor, and by the actor
+ consecutively all the spectators. So much do our passions hang and depend
+ upon one another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Poetry has ever had that power over me from a child to transpierce and
+ transport me; but this vivid sentiment that is natural to me has been
+ variously handled by variety of forms, not so much higher or lower (for
+ they were ever the highest of every kind), as differing in colour. First,
+ a gay and sprightly fluency; afterwards, a lofty and penetrating subtlety;
+ and lastly, a mature and constant vigour. Their names will better express
+ them: Ovid, Lucan, Virgil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But our poets are beginning their career:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sit Cato, dum vivit, sane vel Caesare major,”
+
+ [“Let Cato, whilst he live, be greater than Caesar.”
+ &mdash;Martial, vi. 32]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ says one.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et invictum, devicta morte, Catonem,”
+
+ [“And Cato invincible, death being overcome.”
+ &mdash;Manilius, Astron., iv. 87.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ says the second. And the third, speaking of the civil wars betwixt Caesar
+ and Pompey,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Victrix causa diis placuit, set victa Catoni.”
+
+ [“The victorious cause blessed the gods, the defeated one Cato.
+ &mdash;“Lucan, i. 128.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the fourth, upon the praises of Caesar:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et cuncta terrarum subacta,
+ Praeter atrocem animum Catonis.”
+
+ [“And conquered all but the indomitable mind of Cato.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 1, 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the master of the choir, after having set forth all the great names of
+ the greatest Romans, ends thus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “His dantem jura Catonem.”
+
+ [“Cato giving laws to all the rest.”&mdash;AEneid, viii. 670.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXVII&mdash;&mdash;THAT WE LAUGH AND CRY FOR THE SAME THING
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ When we read in history that Antigonus was very much displeased with his
+ son for presenting him the head of King Pyrrhus his enemy, but newly slain
+ fighting against him, and that seeing it, he wept; and that Rene, Duke of
+ Lorraine, also lamented the death of Charles, Duke of Burgundy, whom he
+ had himself defeated, and appeared in mourning at his funeral; and that in
+ the battle of D’Auray (which Count Montfort obtained over Charles de
+ Blois, his competitor for the duchy of Brittany), the conqueror meeting
+ the dead body of his enemy, was very much afflicted at his death, we must
+ not presently cry out:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “E cosi avven, the l’animo ciascuna
+ Sua passion sotto ‘l contrario manto,
+ Ricopre, con la vista or’chiara, or’bruna.”
+
+ [“And thus it happens that the mind of each veils its passion under
+ a different appearance, and beneath a smiling visage, gay beneath a
+ sombre air.”&mdash;Petrarch.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When Pompey’s head was presented to Caesar, the histories tell us
+ that he turned away his face, as from a sad and unpleasing object. There
+ had been so long an intelligence and society betwixt them in the
+ management of the public affairs, so great a community of fortunes, so
+ many mutual offices, and so near an alliance, that this countenance of his
+ ought not to suffer under any misinterpretation, or to be suspected for
+ either false or counterfeit, as this other seems to believe:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tutumque putavit
+ Jam bonus esse socer; lacrymae non sponte cadentes,
+ Effudit, gemitusque expressit pectore laeto;”
+
+ [“And now he thought it safe to play the kind father-in-law,
+ shedding forced tears, and from a joyful breast discharging sighs
+ and groans.”&mdash;Lucan, ix. 1037.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for though it be true that the greatest part of our actions are no other
+ than visor and disguise, and that it may sometimes be true that
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haeredis fletus sub persona rises est,”
+
+ [“The heir’s tears behind the mask are smiles.”
+ &mdash;Publius Syrus, apud Gellium, xvii. 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ yet, in judging of these accidents, we are to consider how much our souls
+ are oftentimes agitated with divers passions. And as they say that in our
+ bodies there is a congregation of divers humours, of which that is the
+ sovereign which, according to the complexion we are of, is commonly most
+ predominant in us: so, though the soul have in it divers motions to give
+ it agitation, yet must there of necessity be one to overrule all the rest,
+ though not with so necessary and absolute a dominion but that through the
+ flexibility and inconstancy of the soul, those of less authority may upon
+ occasion reassume their place and make a little sally in turn. Thence it
+ is, that we see not only children, who innocently obey and follow nature,
+ often laugh and cry at the same thing, but not one of us can boast, what
+ journey soever he may have in hand that he has the most set his heart
+ upon, but when he comes to part with his family and friends, he will find
+ something that troubles him within; and though he refrain his tears yet he
+ puts foot in the stirrup with a sad and cloudy countenance. And what
+ gentle flame soever may warm the heart of modest and wellborn virgins, yet
+ are they fain to be forced from about their mothers’ necks to be put
+ to bed to their husbands, whatever this boon companion is pleased to say:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Estne novis nuptis odio Venus? anne parentum
+ Frustrantur falsis gaudia lachrymulis,
+ Ubertim thalami quasi intra limina fundunt?
+ Non, ita me divi, vera gemunt, juverint.”
+
+ [“Is Venus really so alarming to the new-made bride, or does she
+ honestly oppose her parent’s rejoicing the tears she so abundantly
+ sheds on entering the nuptial chamber? No, by the Gods, these are
+ no true tears.”&mdash;Catullus, lxvi. 15.]
+
+ [“Is Venus really so repugnant to newly-married maids? Do they meet
+ the smiles of parents with feigned tears? They weep copiously
+ within the very threshold of the nuptial chamber. No, so the gods
+ help me, they do not truly grieve.”&mdash;Catullus, lxvi. 15.]&mdash;
+ [A more literal translation. D.W.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Neither is it strange to lament a person dead whom a man would by no means
+ should be alive. When I rattle my man, I do it with all the mettle I have,
+ and load him with no feigned, but downright real curses; but the heat
+ being over, if he should stand in need of me, I should be very ready to do
+ him good: for I instantly turn the leaf. When I call him calf and coxcomb,
+ I do not pretend to entail those titles upon him for ever; neither do I
+ think I give myself the lie in calling him an honest fellow presently
+ after. No one quality engrosses us purely and universally. Were it not the
+ sign of a fool to talk to one’s self, there would hardly be a day or
+ hour wherein I might not be heard to grumble and mutter to myself and
+ against myself, “Confound the fool!” and yet I do not think
+ that to be my definition. Who for seeing me one while cold and presently
+ very fond towards my wife, believes the one or the other to be
+ counterfeited, is an ass. Nero, taking leave of his mother whom he was
+ sending to be drowned, was nevertheless sensible of some emotion at this
+ farewell, and was struck with horror and pity. ‘Tis said, that the
+ light of the sun is not one continuous thing, but that he darts new rays
+ so thick one upon another that we cannot perceive the intermission:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Largus enim liquidi fons luminis, aetherius sol,
+ Irrigat assidue coelum candore recenti,
+ Suppeditatque novo confestim lumine lumen.”
+
+ [“So the wide fountain of liquid light, the ethereal sun, steadily
+ fertilises the heavens with new heat, and supplies a continuous
+ store of fresh light.”&mdash;Lucretius, v. 282.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Just so the soul variously and imperceptibly darts out her passions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Artabanus coming by surprise once upon his nephew Xerxes, chid him for the
+ sudden alteration of his countenance. He was considering the immeasurable
+ greatness of his forces passing over the Hellespont for the Grecian
+ expedition: he was first seized with a palpitation of joy, to see so many
+ millions of men under his command, and this appeared in the gaiety of his
+ looks: but his thoughts at the same instant suggesting to him that of so
+ many lives, within a century at most, there would not be one left, he
+ presently knit his brows and grew sad, even to tears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have resolutely pursued the revenge of an injury received, and been
+ sensible of a singular contentment for the victory; but we shall weep
+ notwithstanding. ‘Tis not for the victory, though, that we shall
+ weep: there is nothing altered in that but the soul looks upon things with
+ another eye and represents them to itself with another kind of face; for
+ everything has many faces and several aspects.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Relations, old acquaintances, and friendships, possess our imaginations
+ and make them tender for the time, according to their condition; but the
+ turn is so quick, that ‘tis gone in a moment:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nil adeo fieri celeri ratione videtur,
+ Quam si mens fieri proponit, et inchoat ipsa,
+ Ocius ergo animus, quam res se perciet ulla,
+ Ante oculos quorum in promptu natura videtur;”
+
+ [“Nothing therefore seems to be done in so swift a manner than if
+ the mind proposes it to be done, and itself begins. It is more
+ active than anything which we see in nature.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 183.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and therefore, if we would make one continued thing of all this succession
+ of passions, we deceive ourselves. When Timoleon laments the murder he had
+ committed upon so mature and generous deliberation, he does not lament the
+ liberty restored to his country, he does not lament the tyrant; but he
+ laments his brother: one part of his duty is performed; let us give him
+ leave to perform the other.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXVIII&mdash;&mdash;OF SOLITUDE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Let us pretermit that long comparison betwixt the active and the solitary
+ life; and as for the fine sayings with which ambition and avarice palliate
+ their vices, that we are not born for ourselves but for the public,&mdash;[This
+ is the eulogium passed by Lucan on Cato of Utica, ii. 383.]&mdash;let us
+ boldly appeal to those who are in public affairs; let them lay their hands
+ upon their hearts, and then say whether, on the contrary, they do not
+ rather aspire to titles and offices and that tumult of the world to make
+ their private advantage at the public expense. The corrupt ways by which
+ in this our time they arrive at the height to which their ambitions
+ aspire, manifestly enough declares that their ends cannot be very good.
+ Let us tell ambition that it is she herself who gives us a taste of
+ solitude; for what does she so much avoid as society? What does she so
+ much seek as elbowroom? A man many do well or ill everywhere; but if what
+ Bias says be true, that the greatest part is the worse part, or what the
+ Preacher says: there is not one good of a thousand:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rari quippe boni: numero vix sunt totidem quot
+ Thebarum portae, vel divitis ostia Nili,”
+
+ [“Good men forsooth are scarce: there are hardly as many as there
+ are gates of Thebes or mouths of the rich Nile.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, Sat., xiii. 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the contagion is very dangerous in the crowd. A man must either imitate
+ the vicious or hate them both are dangerous things, either to resemble
+ them because they are many or to hate many because they are unresembling
+ to ourselves. Merchants who go to sea are in the right when they are
+ cautious that those who embark with them in the same bottom be neither
+ dissolute blasphemers nor vicious other ways, looking upon such society as
+ unfortunate. And therefore it was that Bias pleasantly said to some, who
+ being with him in a dangerous storm implored the assistance of the gods:
+ “Peace, speak softly,” said he, “that they may not know
+ you are here in my company.”&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius]&mdash;And of
+ more pressing example, Albuquerque, viceroy in the Indies for Emmanuel,
+ king of Portugal, in an extreme peril of shipwreck, took a young boy upon
+ his shoulders, for this only end that, in the society of their common
+ danger his innocence might serve to protect him, and to recommend him to
+ the divine favour, that they might get safe to shore. ‘Tis not that
+ a wise man may not live everywhere content, and be alone in the very crowd
+ of a palace; but if it be left to his own choice, the schoolman will tell
+ you that he should fly the very sight of the crowd: he will endure it if
+ need be; but if it be referred to him, he will choose to be alone. He
+ cannot think himself sufficiently rid of vice, if he must yet contend with
+ it in other men. Charondas punished those as evil men who were convicted
+ of keeping ill company. There is nothing so unsociable and sociable as
+ man, the one by his vice, the other by his nature. And Antisthenes, in my
+ opinion, did not give him a satisfactory answer, who reproached him with
+ frequenting ill company, by saying that the physicians lived well enough
+ amongst the sick, for if they contribute to the health of the sick, no
+ doubt but by the contagion, continual sight of, and familiarity with
+ diseases, they must of necessity impair their own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now the end, I take it, is all one, to live at more leisure and at one’s
+ ease: but men do not always take the right way. They often think they have
+ totally taken leave of all business, when they have only exchanged one
+ employment for another: there is little less trouble in governing a
+ private family than a whole kingdom. Wherever the mind is perplexed, it is
+ in an entire disorder, and domestic employments are not less troublesome
+ for being less important. Moreover, for having shaken off the court and
+ the exchange, we have not taken leave of the principal vexations of life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ratio et prudentia curas,
+ Non locus effusi late maris arbiter, aufert;”
+
+ [“Reason and prudence, not a place with a commanding view of the
+ great ocean, banish care.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ambition, avarice, irresolution, fear, and inordinate desires, do not
+ leave us because we forsake our native country:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et
+ Post equitem sedet atra cura;”
+
+ [“Black care sits behind the horse man.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 1, 40].
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ they often follow us even to cloisters and philosophical schools; nor
+ deserts, nor caves, hair-shirts, nor fasts, can disengage us from them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haeret lateri lethalis arundo.”
+
+ [“The fatal shaft adheres to the side.”&mdash;AEneid, iv. 73.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ One telling Socrates that such a one was nothing improved by his travels:
+ “I very well believe it,” said he, “for he took himself
+ along with him”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid terras alio calentes
+ Sole mutamus? patriae quis exsul
+ Se quoque fugit?”
+
+ [“Why do we seek climates warmed by another sun? Who is the man
+ that by fleeing from his country, can also flee from himself?”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 16, 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If a man do not first discharge both himself and his mind of the burden
+ with which he finds himself oppressed, motion will but make it press the
+ harder and sit the heavier, as the lading of a ship is of less encumbrance
+ when fast and bestowed in a settled posture. You do a sick man more harm
+ than good in removing him from place to place; you fix and establish the
+ disease by motion, as stakes sink deeper and more firmly into the earth by
+ being moved up and down in the place where they are designed to stand.
+ Therefore, it is not enough to get remote from the public; ‘tis not
+ enough to shift the soil only; a man must flee from the popular conditions
+ that have taken possession of his soul, he must sequester and come again
+ to himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rupi jam vincula, dicas
+ Nam luctata canis nodum arripit; attamen illi,
+ Quum fugit, a collo trahitur pars longa catenae.”
+
+ [“You say, perhaps, you have broken your chains: the dog who after
+ long efforts has broken his chain, still in his flight drags a heavy
+ portion of it after him.”&mdash;Persius, Sat., v. 158.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We still carry our fetters along with us. ‘Tis not an absolute
+ liberty; we yet cast back a look upon what we have left behind us; the
+ fancy is still full of it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nisi purgatum est pectus, quae praelia nobis
+ Atque pericula tunc ingratis insinuandum?
+ Quantae connscindunt hominem cupedinis acres
+ Sollicitum curae? quantique perinde timores?
+ Quidve superbia, spurcitia, ac petulantia, quantas
+ Efficiunt clades? quid luxus desidiesque?”
+
+ [“But unless the mind is purified, what internal combats and dangers
+ must we incur in spite of all our efforts! How many bitter
+ anxieties, how many terrors, follow upon unregulated passion!
+ What destruction befalls us from pride, lust, petulant anger!
+ What evils arise from luxury and sloth!”&mdash;Lucretius, v. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our disease lies in the mind, which cannot escape from itself;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In culpa est animus, qui se non effugit unquam,”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 14, 13.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and therefore is to be called home and confined within itself: that is the
+ true solitude, and that may be enjoyed even in populous cities and the
+ courts of kings, though more commodiously apart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, since we will attempt to live alone, and to waive all manner of
+ conversation amongst them, let us so order it that our content may depend
+ wholly upon ourselves; let us dissolve all obligations that ally us to
+ others; let us obtain this from ourselves, that we may live alone in good
+ earnest, and live at our ease too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Stilpo having escaped from the burning of his town, where he lost wife,
+ children, and goods, Demetrius Poliorcetes seeing him, in so great a ruin
+ of his country, appear with an undisturbed countenance, asked him if he
+ had received no loss? To which he made answer, No; and that, thank God,
+ nothing was lost of his.&mdash;[Seneca, Ep. 7.]&mdash;This also was the
+ meaning of the philosopher Antisthenes, when he pleasantly said, that
+ “men should furnish themselves with such things as would float, and
+ might with the owner escape the storm”;&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius,
+ vi. 6.] and certainly a wise man never loses anything if he have himself.
+ When the city of Nola was ruined by the barbarians, Paulinus, who was
+ bishop of that place, having there lost all he had, himself a prisoner,
+ prayed after this manner: “O Lord, defend me from being sensible of
+ this loss; for Thou knowest they have yet touched nothing of that which is
+ mine.”&mdash;[St. Augustin, De Civit. Dei, i. 10.]&mdash;The riches
+ that made him rich and the goods that made him good, were still kept
+ entire. This it is to make choice of treasures that can secure themselves
+ from plunder and violence, and to hide them in such a place into which no
+ one can enter and that is not to be betrayed by any but ourselves. Wives,
+ children, and goods must be had, and especially health, by him that can
+ get it; but we are not so to set our hearts upon them that our happiness
+ must have its dependence upon them; we must reserve a backshop, wholly our
+ own and entirely free, wherein to settle our true liberty, our principal
+ solitude and retreat. And in this we must for the most part entertain
+ ourselves with ourselves, and so privately that no exotic knowledge or
+ communication be admitted there; there to laugh and to talk, as if without
+ wife, children, goods, train, or attendance, to the end that when it shall
+ so fall out that we must lose any or all of these, it may be no new thing
+ to be without them. We have a mind pliable in itself, that will be
+ company; that has wherewithal to attack and to defend, to receive and to
+ give: let us not then fear in this solitude to languish under an
+ uncomfortable vacuity.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In solis sis tibi turba locis.”
+
+ [“In solitude, be company for thyself.”&mdash;Tibullus, vi. 13. 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Virtue is satisfied with herself, without discipline, without words,
+ without effects. In our ordinary actions there is not one of a thousand
+ that concerns ourselves. He that thou seest scrambling up the ruins of
+ that wall, furious and transported, against whom so many harquebuss-shots
+ are levelled; and that other all over scars, pale, and fainting with
+ hunger, and yet resolved rather to die than to open the gates to him; dost
+ thou think that these men are there upon their own account? No;
+ peradventure in the behalf of one whom they never saw and who never
+ concerns himself for their pains and danger, but lies wallowing the while
+ in sloth and pleasure: this other slavering, blear-eyed, slovenly fellow,
+ that thou seest come out of his study after midnight, dost thou think he
+ has been tumbling over books to learn how to become a better man, wiser,
+ and more content? No such matter; he will there end his days, but he will
+ teach posterity the measure of Plautus’ verses and the true
+ orthography of a Latin word. Who is it that does not voluntarily exchange
+ his health, his repose, and his very life for reputation and glory, the
+ most useless, frivolous, and false coin that passes current amongst us?
+ Our own death does not sufficiently terrify and trouble us; let us,
+ moreover, charge ourselves with those of our wives, children, and family:
+ our own affairs do not afford us anxiety enough; let us undertake those of
+ our neighbours and friends, still more to break our brains and torment us:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vah! quemquamne hominem in animum instituere, aut
+ Parare, quod sit carius, quam ipse est sibi?”
+
+ [“Ah! can any man conceive in his mind or realise what is dearer
+ than he is to himself?”&mdash;Terence, Adelph., i. I, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Solitude seems to me to wear the best favour in such as have already
+ employed their most active and flourishing age in the world’s
+ service, after the example of Thales. We have lived enough for others; let
+ us at least live out the small remnant of life for ourselves; let us now
+ call in our thoughts and intentions to ourselves, and to our own ease and
+ repose. ‘Tis no light thing to make a sure retreat; it will be
+ enough for us to do without mixing other enterprises. Since God gives us
+ leisure to order our removal, let us make ready, truss our baggage, take
+ leave betimes of the company, and disentangle ourselves from those violent
+ importunities that engage us elsewhere and separate us from ourselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We must break the knot of our obligations, how strong soever, and
+ hereafter love this or that, but espouse nothing but ourselves: that is to
+ say, let the remainder be our own, but not so joined and so close as not
+ to be forced away without flaying us or tearing out part of our whole. The
+ greatest thing in the world is for a man to know that he is his own.
+ ‘Tis time to wean ourselves from society when we can no longer add
+ anything to it; he who is not in a condition to lend must forbid himself
+ to borrow. Our forces begin to fail us; let us call them in and
+ concentrate them in and for ourselves. He that can cast off within himself
+ and resolve the offices of friendship and company, let him do it. In this
+ decay of nature which renders him useless, burdensome, and importunate to
+ others, let him take care not to be useless, burdensome, and importunate
+ to himself. Let him soothe and caress himself, and above all things be
+ sure to govern himself with reverence to his reason and conscience to that
+ degree as to be ashamed to make a false step in their presence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rarum est enim, ut satis se quisque vereatur.”
+
+ [“For ‘tis rarely seen that men have respect and reverence enough
+ for themselves.”&mdash;Quintilian, x. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Socrates says that boys are to cause themselves to be instructed, men to
+ exercise themselves in well-doing, and old men to retire from all civil
+ and military employments, living at their own discretion, without the
+ obligation to any office. There are some complexions more proper for these
+ precepts of retirement than others. Such as are of a soft and dull
+ apprehension, and of a tender will and affection, not readily to be
+ subdued or employed, whereof I am one, both by natural condition and by
+ reflection, will sooner incline to this advice than active and busy souls,
+ which embrace: all, engage in all, are hot upon everything, which offer,
+ present, and give themselves up to every occasion. We are to use these
+ accidental and extraneous commodities, so far as they are pleasant to us,
+ but by no means to lay our principal foundation there; ‘tis no true
+ one; neither nature nor reason allows it so to be. Why therefore should
+ we, contrary to their laws, enslave our own contentment to the power of
+ another? To anticipate also the accidents of fortune, to deprive ourselves
+ of the conveniences we have in our own power, as several have done upon
+ the account of devotion, and some philosophers by reasoning; to be one’s
+ own servant, to lie hard, to put out our own eyes, to throw our wealth
+ into the river, to go in search of grief; these, by the misery of this
+ life, aiming at bliss in another; those by laying themselves low to avoid
+ the danger of falling: all such are acts of an excessive virtue. The
+ stoutest and most resolute natures render even their seclusion glorious
+ and exemplary:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tuta et parvula laudo,
+ Quum res deficiunt, satis inter vilia fortis
+ Verum, ubi quid melius contingit et unctius, idem
+ Hos sapere et solos aio bene vivere, quorum
+ Conspicitur nitidis fundata pecunia villis.”
+
+ [“When means are deficient, I laud a safe and humble condition,
+ content with little: but when things grow better and more easy, I
+ all the same say that you alone are wise and live well, whose
+ invested money is visible in beautiful villas.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 15, 42.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A great deal less would serve my turn well enough. ‘Tis enough for
+ me, under fortune’s favour, to prepare myself for her disgrace, and,
+ being at my ease, to represent to myself, as far as my imagination can
+ stretch, the ill to come; as we do at jousts and tiltings, where we
+ counterfeit war in the greatest calm of peace. I do not think Arcesilaus
+ the philosopher the less temperate and virtuous for knowing that he made
+ use of gold and silver vessels, when the condition of his fortune allowed
+ him so to do; I have indeed a better opinion of him than if he had denied
+ himself what he used with liberality and moderation. I see the utmost
+ limits of natural necessity: and considering a poor man begging at my
+ door, ofttimes more jocund and more healthy than I myself am, I put myself
+ into his place, and attempt to dress my mind after his mode; and running,
+ in like manner, over other examples, though I fancy death, poverty,
+ contempt, and sickness treading on my heels, I easily resolve not to be
+ affrighted, forasmuch as a less than I takes them with so much patience;
+ and am not willing to believe that a less understanding can do more than a
+ greater, or that the effects of precept cannot arrive to as great a height
+ as those of custom. And knowing of how uncertain duration these accidental
+ conveniences are, I never forget, in the height of all my enjoyments, to
+ make it my chiefest prayer to Almighty God, that He will please to render
+ me content with myself and the condition wherein I am. I see young men
+ very gay and frolic, who nevertheless keep a mass of pills in their trunk
+ at home, to take when they’ve got a cold, which they fear so much
+ the less, because they think they have remedy at hand. Every one should do
+ in like manner, and, moreover, if they find themselves subject to some
+ more violent disease, should furnish themselves with such medicines as may
+ numb and stupefy the part.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The employment a man should choose for such a life ought neither to be a
+ laborious nor an unpleasing one; otherwise ‘tis to no purpose at all
+ to be retired. And this depends upon every one’s liking and humour.
+ Mine has no manner of complacency for husbandry, and such as love it ought
+ to apply themselves to it with moderation:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Endeavour to make circumstances subject to me,
+ and not me subject to circumstances.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. i, 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Husbandry is otherwise a very servile employment, as Sallust calls it;
+ though some parts of it are more excusable than the rest, as the care of
+ gardens, which Xenophon attributes to Cyrus; and a mean may be found out
+ betwixt the sordid and low application, so full of perpetual solicitude,
+ which is seen in men who make it their entire business and study, and the
+ stupid and extreme negligence, letting all things go at random which we
+ see in others
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Democriti pecus edit agellos
+ Cultaque, dum peregre est animus sine corpore velox.”
+
+ [“Democritus’ cattle eat his corn and spoil his fields, whilst his
+ soaring mind ranges abroad without the body.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i, 12, 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But let us hear what advice the younger Pliny gives his friend Caninius
+ Rufus upon the subject of solitude: “I advise thee, in the full and
+ plentiful retirement wherein thou art, to leave to thy hinds the care of
+ thy husbandry, and to addict thyself to the study of letters, to extract
+ from thence something that may be entirely and absolutely thine own.”
+ By which he means reputation; like Cicero, who says that he would employ
+ his solitude and retirement from public affairs to acquire by his writings
+ an immortal life.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Usque adeone
+ Scire tuum, nihil est, nisi to scire hoc, sciat alter?”
+
+ [“Is all that thy learning nothing, unless another knows
+ that thou knowest?”&mdash;Persius, Sat., i. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It appears to be reason, when a man talks of retiring from the world, that
+ he should look quite out of [for] himself. These do it but by halves: they
+ design well enough for themselves when they shall be no more in it; but
+ still they pretend to extract the fruits of that design from the world,
+ when absent from it, by a ridiculous contradiction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The imagination of those who seek solitude upon the account of devotion,
+ filling their hopes and courage with certainty of divine promises in the
+ other life, is much more rationally founded. They propose to themselves
+ God, an infinite object in goodness and power; the soul has there
+ wherewithal, at full liberty, to satiate her desires: afflictions and
+ sufferings turn to their advantage, being undergone for the acquisition of
+ eternal health and joy; death is to be wished and longed for, where it is
+ the passage to so perfect a condition; the asperity of the rules they
+ impose upon themselves is immediately softened by custom, and all their
+ carnal appetites baffled and subdued, by refusing to humour and feed them,
+ these being only supported by use and exercise. This sole end of another
+ happily immortal life is that which really merits that we should abandon
+ the pleasures and conveniences of this; and he who can really and
+ constantly inflame his soul with the ardour of this vivid faith and hope,
+ erects for himself in solitude a more voluptuous and delicious life than
+ any other sort of existence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither the end, then, nor the means of this advice pleases me, for we
+ often fall out of the frying-pan into the fire.&mdash;[or: we always
+ relapse ill from fever into fever.]&mdash;This book-employment is as
+ painful as any other, and as great an enemy to health, which ought to be
+ the first thing considered; neither ought a man to be allured with the
+ pleasure of it, which is the same that destroys the frugal, the
+ avaricious, the voluptuous, and the ambitious man.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“This plodding occupation of bookes is as painfull as any other,
+ and as great an enemie vnto health, which ought principally to be
+ considered. And a man should not suffer him selfe to be inveagled
+ by the pleasure he takes in them.”&mdash;Florio, edit. 1613, p. 122.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The sages give us caution enough to beware the treachery of our desires,
+ and to distinguish true and entire pleasures from such as are mixed and
+ complicated with greater pain. For the most of our pleasures, say they,
+ wheedle and caress only to strangle us, like those thieves the Egyptians
+ called Philistae; if the headache should come before drunkenness, we
+ should have a care of drinking too much; but pleasure, to deceive us,
+ marches before and conceals her train. Books are pleasant, but if, by
+ being over-studious, we impair our health and spoil our goodhumour, the
+ best pieces we have, let us give it over; I, for my part, am one of those
+ who think, that no fruit derived from them can recompense so great a loss.
+ As men who have long felt themselves weakened by indisposition, give
+ themselves up at last to the mercy of medicine and submit to certain rules
+ of living, which they are for the future never to transgress; so he who
+ retires, weary of and disgusted with the common way of living, ought to
+ model this new one he enters into by the rules of reason, and to institute
+ and establish it by premeditation and reflection. He ought to have taken
+ leave of all sorts of labour, what advantage soever it may promise, and
+ generally to have shaken off all those passions which disturb the
+ tranquillity of body and soul, and then choose the way that best suits
+ with his own humour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Unusquisque sua noverit ire via.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ In husbandry, study, hunting, and all other exercises, men are to proceed
+ to the utmost limits of pleasure, but must take heed of engaging further,
+ where trouble begins to mix with it. We are to reserve so much employment
+ only as is necessary to keep us in breath and to defend us from the
+ inconveniences that the other extreme of a dull and stupid laziness brings
+ along with it. There are sterile knotty sciences, chiefly hammered out for
+ the crowd; let such be left to them who are engaged in the world’s
+ service. I for my part care for no other books, but either such as are
+ pleasant and easy, to amuse me, or those that comfort and instruct me how
+ to regulate my life and death:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tacitum sylvas inter reptare salubres,
+ Curantem, quidquid dignum sapienti bonoque est.”
+
+ [“Silently meditating in the healthy groves, whatever is worthy
+ of a wise and good man.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 4, 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Wiser men, having great force and vigour of soul, may propose to
+ themselves a rest wholly spiritual but for me, who have a very ordinary
+ soul, it is very necessary to support myself with bodily conveniences; and
+ age having of late deprived me of those pleasures that were more
+ acceptable to me, I instruct and whet my appetite to those that remain,
+ more suitable to this other reason. We ought to hold with all our force,
+ both of hands and teeth, the use of the pleasures of life that our years,
+ one after another, snatch away from us:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Carpamus dulcia; nostrum est,
+ Quod vivis; cinis, et manes, et fabula fies.”
+
+ [“Let us pluck life’s sweets, ‘tis for them we live: by and by we
+ shall be ashes, a ghost, a mere subject of talk.”
+ &mdash;Persius, Sat., v. 151.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to the end that Pliny and Cicero propose to us of glory, ‘tis
+ infinitely wide of my account. Ambition is of all others the most contrary
+ humour to solitude; glory and repose are things that cannot possibly
+ inhabit in one and the same place. For so much as I understand, these have
+ only their arms and legs disengaged from the crowd; their soul and
+ intention remain confined behind more than ever:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tun’, vetule, auriculis alienis colligis escas?”
+
+ [“Dost thou, then, old man, collect food for others’ ears?”
+ &mdash;Persius, Sat., i. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ they have only retired to take a better leap, and by a stronger motion to
+ give a brisker charge into the crowd. Will you see how they shoot short?
+ Let us put into the counterpoise the advice of two philosophers, of two
+ very different sects, writing, the one to Idomeneus, the other to
+ Lucilius, their friends, to retire into solitude from worldly honours and
+ affairs. “You have,” say they, “hitherto lived swimming
+ and floating; come now and die in the harbour: you have given the first
+ part of your life to the light, give what remains to the shade. It is
+ impossible to give over business, if you do not also quit the fruit;
+ therefore disengage yourselves from all concern of name and glory; ‘tis
+ to be feared the lustre of your former actions will give you but too much
+ light, and follow you into your most private retreat. Quit with other
+ pleasures that which proceeds from the approbation of another man: and as
+ to your knowledge and parts, never concern yourselves; they will not lose
+ their effect if yourselves be the better for them. Remember him, who being
+ asked why he took so much pains in an art that could come to the knowledge
+ of but few persons? ‘A few are enough for me,’ replied he;
+ ‘I have enough with one; I have enough with never an one.’&mdash;[Seneca,
+ Ep., 7.]&mdash;He said true; you and a companion are theatre enough to one
+ another, or you to yourself. Let the people be to you one, and be you one
+ to the whole people. ‘Tis an unworthy ambition to think to derive
+ glory from a man’s sloth and privacy: you are to do like the beasts
+ of chase, who efface the track at the entrance into their den. You are no
+ more to concern yourself how the world talks of you, but how you are to
+ talk to yourself. Retire yourself into yourself, but first prepare
+ yourself there to receive yourself: it were a folly to trust yourself in
+ your own hands, if you cannot govern yourself. A man may miscarry alone as
+ well as in company. Till you have rendered yourself one before whom you
+ dare not trip, and till you have a bashfulness and respect for yourself,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Obversentur species honestae animo;”
+
+ [“Let honest things be ever present to the mind”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ present continually to your imagination Cato, Phocion, and Aristides, in
+ whose presence the fools themselves will hide their faults, and make them
+ controllers of all your intentions; should these deviate from virtue, your
+ respect to those will set you right; they will keep you in this way to be
+ contented with yourself; to borrow nothing of any other but yourself; to
+ stay and fix your soul in certain and limited thoughts, wherein she may
+ please herself, and having understood the true and real goods, which men
+ the more enjoy the more they understand, to rest satisfied, without desire
+ of prolongation of life or name.” This is the precept of the true
+ and natural philosophy, not of a boasting and prating philosophy, such as
+ that of the two former.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXIX&mdash;&mdash;A CONSIDERATION UPON CICERO
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ One word more by way of comparison betwixt these two. There are to be
+ gathered out of the writings of Cicero and the younger Pliny (but little,
+ in my opinion, resembling his uncle in his humours) infinite testimonies
+ of a beyond measure ambitious nature; and amongst others, this for one,
+ that they both, in the sight of all the world, solicit the historians of
+ their time not to forget them in their memoirs; and fortune, as if in
+ spite, has made the vanity of those requests live upon record down to this
+ age of ours, while she has long since consigned the histories themselves
+ to oblivion. But this exceeds all meanness of spirit in persons of such a
+ quality as they were, to think to derive any great renown from babbling
+ and prating; even to the publishing of their private letters to their
+ friends, and so withal, that though some of them were never sent, the
+ opportunity being lost, they nevertheless presented them to the light,
+ with this worthy excuse that they were unwilling to lose their labours and
+ lucubrations. Was it not very well becoming two consuls of Rome, sovereign
+ magistrates of the republic that commanded the world, to spend their
+ leisure in contriving quaint and elegant missives, thence to gain the
+ reputation of being versed in their own mother-tongues? What could a
+ pitiful schoolmaster have done worse, whose trade it was thereby to get
+ his living? If the acts of Xenophon and Caesar had not far transcended
+ their eloquence, I scarce believe they would ever have taken the pains to
+ have written them; they made it their business to recommend not their
+ speaking, but their doing. And could the perfection of eloquence have
+ added a lustre suitable to a great personage, certainly Scipio and Laelius
+ had never resigned the honour of their comedies, with all the luxuriances
+ and elegances of the Latin tongue, to an African slave; for that the work
+ was theirs, its beauty and excellence sufficiently declare; Terence
+ himself confesses as much, and I should take it ill from any one that
+ would dispossess me of that belief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a kind of mockery and offence to extol a man for qualities
+ misbecoming his condition, though otherwise commendable in themselves, but
+ such as ought not, however, to be his chief talent; as if a man should
+ commend a king for being a good painter, a good architect, a good
+ marksman, or a good runner at the ring: commendations that add no honour,
+ unless mentioned altogether and in the train of those that are properly
+ applicable to him, namely, justice and the science of governing and
+ conducting his people both in peace and war. At this rate, agriculture was
+ an honour to Cyrus, and eloquence and the knowledge of letters to
+ Charlemagne. I have in my time known some, who by writing acquired both
+ their titles and fortune, disown their apprenticeship, corrupt their
+ style, and affect ignorance in so vulgar a quality (which also our nation
+ holds to be rarely seen in very learned hands), and to seek a reputation
+ by better qualities. Demosthenes’ companions in the embassy to
+ Philip, extolling that prince as handsome, eloquent, and a stout drinker,
+ Demosthenes said that those were commendations more proper for a woman, an
+ advocate, or a sponge, than for a king’:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Imperet bellante prior, jacentem
+ Lenis in hostem.”
+
+ [“In the fight, overthrow your enemy, but be merciful to him when
+ fallen.&mdash;“Horace, Carm. Saec., v. 51.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not his profession to know either how to hunt or to dance well;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Orabunt causas alii, coelique meatus
+ Describent radio, et fulgentia sidera dicent;
+ Hic regere imperio populos sciat.”
+
+ [“Let others plead at the bar, or describe the spheres, and point
+ out the glittering stars; let this man learn to rule the nations.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, vi. 849.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Plutarch says, moreover, that to appear so excellent in these less
+ necessary qualities is to produce witness against a man’s self, that
+ he has spent his time and applied his study ill, which ought to have been
+ employed in the acquisition of more necessary and more useful things. So
+ that Philip, king of Macedon, having heard that great Alexander his son
+ sing once at a feast to the wonder of the best musicians there: “Art
+ thou not ashamed,” said he to him, “to sing so well?”
+ And to the same Philip a musician, with whom he was disputing about some
+ things concerning his art: “Heaven forbid, sir,” said he,
+ “that so great a misfortune should ever befall you as to understand
+ these things better than I.” A king should be able to answer as
+ Iphicrates did the orator, who pressed upon him in his invective after
+ this manner: “And what art thou that thou bravest it at this rate?
+ art thou a man at arms, art thou an archer, art thou a pikeman?”&mdash;“I
+ am none of all this; but I know how to command all these.” And
+ Antisthenes took it for an argument of little value in Ismenias that he
+ was commended for playing excellently well upon a flute.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know very well, that when I hear any one dwell upon the language of my
+ essays, I had rather a great deal he would say nothing: ‘tis not so
+ much to elevate the style as to depress the sense, and so much the more
+ offensively as they do it obliquely; and yet I am much deceived if many
+ other writers deliver more worth noting as to the matter, and, how well or
+ ill soever, if any other writer has sown things much more materials or at
+ all events more downright, upon his paper than myself. To bring the more
+ in, I only muster up the heads; should I annex the sequel, I should trebly
+ multiply the volume. And how many stories have I scattered up and down in
+ this book that I only touch upon, which, should any one more curiously
+ search into, they would find matter enough to produce infinite essays.
+ Neither those stories nor my quotations always serve simply for example,
+ authority, or ornament; I do not only regard them for the use I make of
+ them: they carry sometimes besides what I apply them to, the seed of a
+ more rich and a bolder matter, and sometimes, collaterally, a more
+ delicate sound both to myself who will say no more about it in this place,
+ and to others who shall be of my humour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But returning to the speaking virtue: I find no great choice betwixt not
+ knowing to speak anything but ill, and not knowing to speak anything but
+ well.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non est ornamentum virile concimitas.”
+
+ [“A carefully arranged dress is no manly ornament.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 115.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The sages tell us that, as to what concerns knowledge, ‘tis nothing
+ but philosophy; and as to what concerns effects, nothing but virtue, which
+ is generally proper to all degrees and to all orders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is something like this in these two other philosophers, for they
+ also promise eternity to the letters they write to their friends; but
+ ‘tis after another manner, and by accommodating themselves, for a
+ good end, to the vanity of another; for they write to them that if the
+ concern of making themselves known to future ages, and the thirst of
+ glory, do yet detain them in the management of public affairs, and make
+ them fear the solitude and retirement to which they would persuade them,
+ let them never trouble themselves more about it, forasmuch as they shall
+ have credit enough with posterity to ensure them that were there nothing
+ else but the letters thus written to them, those letters will render their
+ names as known and famous as their own public actions could do. And
+ besides this difference, these are not idle and empty letters, that
+ contain nothing but a fine jingle of well-chosen words and delicate
+ couched phrases, but rather replete and abounding with grand discourses of
+ reason, by which a man may render himself not more eloquent, but more
+ wise, and that instruct us not to speak, but to do well. Away with that
+ eloquence that enchants us with itself, and not with actual things! unless
+ you will allow that of Cicero to be of so supreme a perfection as to form
+ a complete body of itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I shall farther add one story we read of him to this purpose, wherein his
+ nature will much more manifestly be laid open to us. He was to make an
+ oration in public, and found himself a little straitened for time to make
+ himself ready at his ease; when Eros, one of his slaves, brought him word
+ that the audience was deferred till the next day, at which he was so
+ ravished with joy that he enfranchised him for the good news.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon this subject of letters, I will add this more to what has been
+ already said, that it is a kind of writing wherein my friends think I can
+ do something; and I am willing to confess I should rather have chosen to
+ publish my whimsies that way than any other, had I had to whom to write;
+ but I wanted such a settled intercourse, as I once had, to attract me to
+ it, to raise my fancy, and to support me. For to traffic with the wind, as
+ some others have done, and to forge vain names to direct my letters to, in
+ a serious subject, I could never do it but in a dream, being a sworn enemy
+ to all manner of falsification. I should have been more diligent and more
+ confident had I had a judicious and indulgent friend whom to address, than
+ thus to expose myself to the various judgments of a whole people, and I am
+ deceived if I had not succeeded better. I have naturally a humorous and
+ familiar style; but it is a style of my own, not proper for public
+ business, but, like the language I speak, too compact, irregular, abrupt,
+ and singular; and as to letters of ceremony that have no other substance
+ than a fine contexture of courteous words, I am wholly to seek. I have
+ neither faculty nor relish for those tedious tenders of service and
+ affection; I believe little in them from others, and I should not forgive
+ myself should I say to others more than I myself believe. ‘Tis,
+ doubtless, very remote from the present practice; for there never was so
+ abject and servile prostitution of offers: life, soul, devotion,
+ adoration, vassal, slave, and I cannot tell what, as now; all which
+ expressions are so commonly and so indifferently posted to and fro by
+ every one and to every one, that when they would profess a greater and
+ more respectful inclination upon more just occasions, they have not
+ wherewithal to express it. I mortally hate all air of flattery, which is
+ the cause that I naturally fall into a shy, rough, and crude way of
+ speaking, that, to such as do not know me, may seem a little to relish of
+ disdain. I honour those most to whom I show the least honour, and where my
+ soul moves with the greatest cheerfulness, I easily forget the ceremonies
+ of look and gesture, and offer myself faintly and bluntly to them to whom
+ I am the most devoted: methinks they should read it in my heart, and that
+ the expression of my words does but injure the love I have conceived
+ within. To welcome, take leave, give thanks, accost, offer my service, and
+ such verbal formalities as the ceremonious laws of our modern civility
+ enjoin, I know no man so stupidly unprovided of language as myself; and I
+ have never been employed in writing letters of favour and recommendation,
+ that he, in whose behalf it was written, did not think my mediation cold
+ and imperfect. The Italians are great printers of letters; I do believe I
+ have at least an hundred several volumes of them; of all which those of
+ Annibale Caro seem to me to be the best. If all the paper I have scribbled
+ to the ladies at the time when my hand was really prompted by my passion,
+ were now in being, there might, peradventure, be found a page worthy to be
+ communicated to our young inamoratos, that are besotted with that fury. I
+ always write my letters post-haste&mdash;so precipitately, that though I
+ write intolerably ill, I rather choose to do it myself, than to employ
+ another; for I can find none able to follow me: and I never transcribe
+ any. I have accustomed the great ones who know me to endure my blots and
+ dashes, and upon paper without fold or margin. Those that cost me the most
+ pains, are the worst; when I once begin to draw it in by head and
+ shoulders, ‘tis a sign that I am not there. I fall too without
+ premeditation or design; the first word begets the second, and so to the
+ end of the chapter. The letters of this age consist more in fine edges and
+ prefaces than in matter. Just as I had rather write two letters than close
+ and fold up one, and always assign that employment to some other, so, when
+ the real business of my letter is dispatched, I would with all my heart
+ transfer it to another hand to add those long harangues, offers, and
+ prayers, that we place at the bottom, and should be glad that some new
+ custom would discharge us of that trouble; as also of superscribing them
+ with a long legend of qualities and titles, which for fear of mistakes, I
+ have often not written at all, and especially to men of the long robe and
+ finance; there are so many new offices, such a dispensation and ordering
+ of titles of honour, that ‘tis hard to set them forth aright yet,
+ being so dearly bought, they are neither to be altered nor forgotten
+ without offence. I find it equally in bad taste to encumber the fronts and
+ inscriptions of the books we commit to the press with such.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XL&mdash;&mdash;THAT THE RELISH FOR GOOD AND EVIL DEPENDS IN GREAT
+ MEASURE UPON THE OPINION WE HAVE OF THEM
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Men (says an ancient Greek sentence)&mdash;[Manual of Epictetus, c. 10.]&mdash;
+ are tormented with the opinions they have of things and not by the things
+ themselves. It were a great victory obtained for the relief of our
+ miserable human condition, could this proposition be established for
+ certain and true throughout. For if evils have no admission into us but by
+ the judgment we ourselves make of them, it should seem that it is, then,
+ in our own power to despise them or to turn them to good. If things
+ surrender themselves to our mercy, why do we not convert and accommodate
+ them to our advantage? If what we call evil and torment is neither evil
+ nor torment of itself, but only that our fancy gives it that quality, it
+ is in us to change it, and it being in our own choice, if there be no
+ constraint upon us, we must certainly be very strange fools to take arms
+ for that side which is most offensive to us, and to give sickness, want,
+ and contempt a bitter and nauseous taste, if it be in our power to give
+ them a pleasant relish, and if, fortune simply providing the matter,
+ ‘tis for us to give it the form. Now, that what we call evil is not
+ so of itself, or at least to that degree that we make it, and that it
+ depends upon us to give it another taste and complexion (for all comes to
+ one), let us examine how that can be maintained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the original being of those things we fear had power to lodge itself in
+ us by its own authority, it would then lodge itself alike, and in like
+ manner, in all; for men are all of the same kind, and saving in greater
+ and less proportions, are all provided with the same utensils and
+ instruments to conceive and to judge; but the diversity of opinions we
+ have of those things clearly evidences that they only enter us by
+ composition; one person, peradventure, admits them in their true being,
+ but a thousand others give them a new and contrary being in them. We hold
+ death, poverty, and pain for our principal enemies; now, this death, which
+ some repute the most dreadful of all dreadful things, who does not know
+ that others call it the only secure harbour from the storms and tempests
+ of life, the sovereign good of nature, the sole support of liberty, and
+ the common and prompt remedy of all evils? And as the one expect it with
+ fear and trembling, the others support it with greater ease than life.
+ That one complains of its facility:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mors! utinam pavidos vitae subducere nolles.
+ Sed virtus to sola daret!”
+
+ [“O death! wouldst that thou might spare the coward, but that
+ valour alone should pay thee tribute.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. 580.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Now, let us leave these boastful courages. Theodorus answered Lysimachus,
+ who threatened to kill him, “Thou wilt do a brave feat,” said
+ he, “to attain the force of a cantharides.” The majority of
+ philosophers are observed to have either purposely anticipated, or
+ hastened and assisted their own death. How many ordinary people do we see
+ led to execution, and that not to a simple death, but mixed with shame and
+ sometimes with grievous torments, appear with such assurance, whether
+ through firm courage or natural simplicity, that a man can discover no
+ change from their ordinary condition; settling their domestic affairs,
+ commending themselves to their friends, singing, preaching, and addressing
+ the people, nay, sometimes sallying into jests, and drinking to their
+ companions, quite as well as Socrates?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One that they were leading to the gallows told them they must not take him
+ through such a street, lest a merchant who lived there should arrest him
+ by the way for an old debt. Another told the hangman he must not touch his
+ neck for fear of making him laugh, he was so ticklish. Another answered
+ his confessor, who promised him he should that day sup with our Lord,
+ “Do you go then,” said he, “in my room [place]; for I
+ for my part keep fast to-day.” Another having called for drink, and
+ the hangman having drunk first, said he would not drink after him, for
+ fear of catching some evil disease. Everybody has heard the tale of the
+ Picard, to whom, being upon the ladder, they presented a common wench,
+ telling him (as our law does some times permit) that if he would marry her
+ they would save his life; he, having a while considered her and perceiving
+ that she halted: “Come, tie up, tie up,” said he, “she
+ limps.” And they tell another story of the same kind of a fellow in
+ Denmark, who being condemned to lose his head, and the like condition
+ being proposed to him upon the scaffold, refused it, by reason the girl
+ they offered him had hollow cheeks and too sharp a nose. A servant at
+ Toulouse being accused of heresy, for the sum of his belief referred
+ himself to that of his master, a young student, prisoner with him,
+ choosing rather to die than suffer himself to be persuaded that his master
+ could err. We read that of the inhabitants of Arras, when Louis XI. took
+ that city, a great many let themselves be hanged rather than they would
+ say, “God save the King.” And amongst that mean-souled race of
+ men, the buffoons, there have been some who would not leave their fooling
+ at the very moment of death. One that the hang man was turning off the
+ ladder cried: “Launch the galley,” an ordinary saying of his.
+ Another, whom at the point of death his friends had laid upon a bed of
+ straw before the fire, the physician asking him where his pain lay:
+ “Betwixt the bench and the fire,” said he, and the priest, to
+ give him extreme unction, groping for his feet which his pain had made him
+ pull up to him: “You will find them,” said he, “at the
+ end of my legs.” To one who being present exhorted him to recommend
+ himself to God: “Why, who goes thither?” said he; and the
+ other replying: “It will presently be yourself, if it be His good
+ pleasure.” “Shall I be sure to be there by to-morrow night?”
+ said he. “Do, but recommend yourself to Him,” said the other,
+ “and you will soon be there.” “I were best then,”
+ said he, “to carry my recommendations myself.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the kingdom of Narsingah to this day the wives of their priests are
+ buried alive with the bodies of their husbands; all other wives are burnt
+ at their husbands’ funerals, which they not only firmly but
+ cheerfully undergo. At the death of their king, his wives and concubines,
+ his favourites, all his officers, and domestic servants, who make up a
+ whole people, present themselves so gaily to the fire where his body is
+ burnt, that they seem to take it for a singular honour to accompany their
+ master in death. During our late wars of Milan, where there happened so
+ many takings and retakings of towns, the people, impatient of so many
+ changes of fortune, took such a resolution to die, that I have heard my
+ father say he there saw a list taken of five-and-twenty masters of
+ families who made themselves away in one week’s time: an incident
+ somewhat resembling that of the Xanthians, who being besieged by Brutus,
+ fell&mdash;men, women, and children&mdash;into such a furious appetite of
+ dying, that nothing can be done to evade death which they did not to avoid
+ life; insomuch that Brutus had much difficulty in saving a very small
+ number.&mdash;[“Only fifty were saved.”&mdash;Plutarch, Life
+ of Brutus, c. 8.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every opinion is of force enough to cause itself to be espoused at the
+ expense of life. The first article of that valiant oath that Greece took
+ and observed in the Median war, was that every one should sooner exchange
+ life for death, than their own laws for those of Persia. What a world of
+ people do we see in the wars betwixt the Turks and the Greeks, rather
+ embrace a cruel death than uncircumcise themselves to admit of baptism? An
+ example of which no sort of religion is incapable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The kings of Castile having banished the Jews out of their dominions,
+ John, King of Portugal, in consideration of eight crowns a head, sold them
+ a retreat into his for a certain limited time, upon condition that the
+ time fixed coming to expire they should begone, and he to furnish them
+ with shipping to transport them into Africa. The day comes, which once
+ lapsed they were given to understand that such as were afterward found in
+ the kingdom should remain slaves; vessels were very slenderly provided;
+ and those who embarked in them were rudely and villainously used by the
+ passengers, who, besides other indignities, kept them cruising upon the
+ sea, one while forwards and another backwards, till they had spent all
+ their provisions, and were constrained to buy of them at so dear a rate
+ and so long withal, that they set them not on shore till they were all
+ stripped to the very shirts. The news of this inhuman usage being brought
+ to those who remained behind, the greater part of them resolved upon
+ slavery and some made a show of changing religion. Emmanuel, the successor
+ of John, being come to the crown, first set them at liberty, and
+ afterwards altering his mind, ordered them to depart his country,
+ assigning three ports for their passage. He hoped, says Bishop Osorius, no
+ contemptible Latin historian of these later times, that the favour of the
+ liberty he had given them having failed of converting them to
+ Christianity, yet the difficulty of committing themselves to the mercy of
+ the mariners and of abandoning a country they were now habituated to and
+ were grown very rich in, to go and expose themselves in strange and
+ unknown regions, would certainly do it. But finding himself deceived in
+ his expectation, and that they were all resolved upon the voyage, he cut
+ off two of the three ports he had promised them, to the end that the
+ length and incommodity of the passage might reduce some, or that he might
+ have opportunity, by crowding them all into one place, the more
+ conveniently to execute what he had designed, which was to force all the
+ children under fourteen years of age from the arms of their fathers and
+ mothers, to transport them from their sight and conversation, into a place
+ where they might be instructed and brought up in our religion. He says
+ that this produced a most horrid spectacle the natural affection betwixt
+ the parents and their children, and moreover their zeal to their ancient
+ belief, contending against this violent decree, fathers and mothers were
+ commonly seen making themselves away, and by a yet much more rigorous
+ example, precipitating out of love and compassion their young children
+ into wells and pits, to avoid the severity of this law. As to the
+ remainder of them, the time that had been prefixed being expired, for want
+ of means to transport them they again returned into slavery. Some also
+ turned Christians, upon whose faith, as also that of their posterity, even
+ to this day, which is a hundred years since, few Portuguese can yet rely;
+ though custom and length of time are much more powerful counsellors in
+ such changes than all other constraints whatever. In the town of
+ Castelnaudari, fifty heretic Albigeois at one time suffered themselves to
+ be burned alive in one fire rather than they would renounce their
+ opinions.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quoties non modo ductores nostri, sed universi etiam exercitus,
+ ad non dubiam mortem concurrerunt?”
+
+ [“How often have not only our leaders, but whole armies, run to a
+ certain and manifest death.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., i. 37.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have seen an intimate friend of mine run headlong upon death with a real
+ affection, and that was rooted in his heart by divers plausible arguments
+ which he would never permit me to dispossess him of, and upon the first
+ honourable occasion that offered itself to him, precipitate himself into
+ it, without any manner of visible reason, with an obstinate and ardent
+ desire of dying. We have several examples in our own times of persons,
+ even young children, who for fear of some little inconvenience have
+ despatched themselves. And what shall we not fear, says one of the
+ ancients&mdash;[Seneca, Ep., 70.]&mdash;to this purpose, if we dread that
+ which cowardice itself has chosen for its refuge?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Should I here produce a long catalogue of those, of all sexes and
+ conditions and sects, even in the most happy ages, who have either with
+ great constancy looked death in the face, or voluntarily sought it, and
+ sought it not only to avoid the evils of this life, but some purely to
+ avoid the satiety of living, and others for the hope of a better condition
+ elsewhere, I should never have done. Nay, the number is so infinite that
+ in truth I should have a better bargain on’t to reckon up those who
+ have feared it. This one therefore shall serve for all: Pyrrho the
+ philosopher being one day in a boat in a very great tempest, shewed to
+ those he saw the most affrighted about him, and encouraged them, by the
+ example of a hog that was there, nothing at all concerned at the storm.
+ Shall we then dare to say that this advantage of reason, of which we so
+ much boast, and upon the account of which we think ourselves masters and
+ emperors over the rest of all creation, was given us for a torment? To
+ what end serves the knowledge of things if it renders us more unmanly? if
+ we thereby lose the tranquillity and repose we should enjoy without it?
+ and if it put us into a worse condition than Pyrrho’s hog? Shall we
+ employ the understanding that was conferred upon us for our greatest good
+ to our own ruin; setting ourselves against the design of nature and the
+ universal order of things, which intend that every one should make use of
+ the faculties, members, and means he has to his own best advantage?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it may, peradventure, be objected against me: Your rule is true enough
+ as to what concerns death; but what will you say of indigence? What will
+ you, moreover, say of pain, which Aristippus, Hieronimus, and most of the
+ sages have reputed the worst of evils; and those who have denied it by
+ word of mouth have, however, confessed it in effect? Posidonius being
+ extremely tormented with a sharp and painful disease, Pompeius came to
+ visit him, excusing himself that he had taken so unseasonable a time to
+ come to hear him discourse of philosophy. “The gods forbid,”
+ said Posidonius to him, “that pain should ever have the power to
+ hinder me from talking,” and thereupon fell immediately upon a
+ discourse of the contempt of pain: but, in the meantime, his own infirmity
+ was playing his part, and plagued him to purpose; to which he cried out,
+ “Thou mayest work thy will, pain, and torment me with all the power
+ thou hast, but thou shalt never make me say that thou art an evil.”
+ This story that they make such a clutter withal, what has it to do, I fain
+ would know, with the contempt of pain? He only fights it with words, and
+ in the meantime, if the shootings and dolours he felt did not move him,
+ why did he interrupt his discourse? Why did he fancy he did so great a
+ thing in forbearing to confess it an evil? All does not here consist in
+ the imagination; our fancies may work upon other things: but here is the
+ certain science that is playing its part, of which our senses themselves
+ are judges:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui nisi sunt veri, ratio quoque falsa sit omnis.”
+
+ [“Which, if they be not true, all reasoning may also be false.
+ &mdash;“Lucretius, iv. 486.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Shall we persuade our skins that the jerks of a whip agreeably tickle us,
+ or our taste that a potion of aloes is vin de Graves? Pyrrho’s hog
+ is here in the same predicament with us; he is not afraid of death,
+ ‘tis true, but if you beat him he will cry out to some purpose.
+ Shall we force the general law of nature, which in every living creature
+ under heaven is seen to tremble under pain? The very trees seem to groan
+ under the blows they receive. Death is only felt by reason, forasmuch as
+ it is the motion of an instant;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aut fuit, aut veniet; nihil est praesentis in illa.”
+
+ [“Death has been, or will come: there is nothing of the present in
+ it.”&mdash;Estienne de la Boetie, Satires.]
+
+ “Morsque minus poenae, quam mora mortis, habet;”
+
+ [“The delay of death is more painful than death itself.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Ep. Ariadne to Theseus, v. 42.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ a thousand beasts, a thousand men, are sooner dead than threatened. That
+ also which we principally pretend to fear in death is pain, its ordinary
+ forerunner: yet, if we may believe a holy father:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Malam mortem non facit, nisi quod sequitur mortem.”
+
+ [“That which follows death makes death bad.”
+ &mdash;St. Augustin, De Civit. Dei, i. ii.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And I should yet say, more probably, that neither that which goes before
+ nor that which follows after is at all of the appurtenances of death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We excuse ourselves falsely: and I find by experience that it is rather
+ the impatience of the imagination of death that makes us impatient of
+ pain, and that we find it doubly grievous as it threatens us with death.
+ But reason accusing our cowardice for fearing a thing so sudden, so
+ inevitable, and so insensible, we take the other as the more excusable
+ pretence. All ills that carry no other danger along with them but simply
+ the evils themselves, we treat as things of no danger: the toothache or
+ the gout, painful as they are, yet being not reputed mortal, who reckons
+ them in the catalogue of diseases?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us presuppose that in death we principally regard the pain; as
+ also there is nothing to be feared in poverty but the miseries it brings
+ along with it of thirst, hunger, cold, heat, watching, and the other
+ inconveniences it makes us suffer, still we have nothing to do with
+ anything but pain. I will grant, and very willingly, that it is the worst
+ incident of our being (for I am the man upon earth who the most hates and
+ avoids it, considering that hitherto, I thank God, I have had so little
+ traffic with it), but still it is in us, if not to annihilate, at least to
+ lessen it by patience; and though the body and the reason should mutiny,
+ to maintain the soul, nevertheless, in good condition. Were it not so, who
+ had ever given reputation to virtue; valour, force, magnanimity, and
+ resolution? where were their parts to be played if there were no pain to
+ be defied?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Avida est periculi virtus.”
+
+ [“Courage is greedy of danger.”&mdash;Seneca, De Providentia, c. 4]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Were there no lying upon the hard ground, no enduring, armed at all
+ points, the meridional heats, no feeding upon the flesh of horses and
+ asses, no seeing a man’s self hacked and hewed to pieces, no
+ suffering a bullet to be pulled out from amongst the shattered bones, no
+ sewing up, cauterising and searching of wounds, by what means were the
+ advantage we covet to have over the vulgar to be acquired? ‘Tis far
+ from flying evil and pain, what the sages say, that of actions equally
+ good, a man should most covet to perform that wherein there is greater
+ labour and pain.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non est enim hilaritate, nec lascivia, nec risu, aut joco
+ comite levitatis, sed saepe etiam tristes firmitate et
+ constantia sunt beati.”
+
+ [“For men are not only happy by mirth and wantonness, by laughter
+ and jesting, the companion of levity, but ofttimes the serious sort
+ reap felicity from their firmness and constancy.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Finib. ii. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And for this reason it has ever been impossible to persuade our
+ forefathers but that the victories obtained by dint of force and the
+ hazard of war were not more honourable than those performed in great
+ security by stratagem or practice:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Laetius est, quoties magno sibi constat honestum.”
+
+ [“A good deed is all the more a satisfaction by how much the more
+ it has cost us”&mdash;Lucan, ix. 404.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Besides, this ought to be our comfort, that naturally, if the pain be
+ violent, ‘tis but short; and if long, nothing violent:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si gravis, brevis;
+ Si longus, levis.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Thou wilt not feel it long if thou feelest it too much; it will either put
+ an end to itself or to thee; it comes to the same thing; if thou canst not
+ support it, it will export thee:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Remember that the greatest pains are terminated by death; that
+ slighter pains have long intermissions of repose, and that we are
+ masters of the more moderate sort: so that, if they be tolerable,
+ we bear them; if not, we can go out of life, as from a theatre, when
+ it does not please us”&mdash;Cicero, De Finib. i. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That which makes us suffer pain with so much impatience is the not being
+ accustomed to repose our chiefest contentment in the soul; that we do not
+ enough rely upon her who is the sole and sovereign mistress of our
+ condition. The body, saving in the greater or less proportion, has but one
+ and the same bent and bias; whereas the soul is variable into all sorts of
+ forms; and subject to herself and to her own empire, all things
+ whatsoever, both the senses of the body and all other accidents: and
+ therefore it is that we ought to study her, to inquire into her, and to
+ rouse up all her powerful faculties. There is neither reason, force, nor
+ prescription that can anything prevail against her inclination and choice.
+ Of so many thousands of biases that she has at her disposal, let us give
+ her one proper to our repose and conversation, and then we shall not only
+ be sheltered and secured from all manner of injury and offence, but
+ moreover gratified and obliged, if she will, with evils and offences. She
+ makes her profit indifferently of all things; error, dreams, serve her to
+ good use, as loyal matter to lodge us in safety and contentment. ‘Tis
+ plain enough to be seen that ‘tis the sharpness of our mind that
+ gives the edge to our pains and pleasures: beasts that have no such thing,
+ leave to their bodies their own free and natural sentiments, and
+ consequently in every kind very near the same, as appears by the
+ resembling application of their motions. If we would not disturb in our
+ members the jurisdiction that appertains to them in this, ‘tis to be
+ believed it would be the better for us, and that nature has given them a
+ just and moderate temper both to pleasure and pain; neither can it fail of
+ being just, being equal and common. But seeing we have enfranchised
+ ourselves from her rules to give ourselves up to the rambling liberty of
+ our own fancies, let us at least help to incline them to the most
+ agreeable side. Plato fears our too vehemently engaging ourselves with
+ pain and pleasure, forasmuch as these too much knit and ally the soul to
+ the body; whereas I rather, quite contrary, by reason it too much
+ separates and disunites them. As an enemy is made more fierce by our
+ flight, so pain grows proud to see us truckle under her. She will
+ surrender upon much better terms to them who make head against her: a man
+ must oppose and stoutly set himself against her. In retiring and giving
+ ground, we invite and pull upon ourselves the ruin that threatens us. As
+ the body is more firm in an encounter, the more stiffly and obstinately it
+ applies itself to it, so is it with the soul.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us come to examples, which are the proper game of folks of such
+ feeble force as myself; where we shall find that it is with pain as with
+ stones, that receive a brighter or a duller lustre according to the foil
+ they are set in, and that it has no more room in us than we are pleased to
+ allow it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tantum doluerunt, quantum doloribus se inseruerunt.”
+
+ [“They suffered so much the more, by how much more they gave way to
+ suffering.”&mdash;St. Augustin, De Civit. Dei, i. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We are more sensible of one little touch of a surgeon’s lancet than
+ of twenty wounds with a sword in the heat of fight. The pains of
+ childbearing, said by the physicians and by God himself to be great, and
+ which we pass through with so many ceremonies&mdash;there are whole
+ nations that make nothing of them. I set aside the Lacedaemonian women,
+ but what else do you find in the Swiss among our foot-soldiers, if not
+ that, as they trot after their husbands, you see them to-day carry the
+ child at their necks that they carried yesterday in their bellies? The
+ counterfeit Egyptians we have amongst us go themselves to wash theirs, so
+ soon as they come into the world, and bathe in the first river they meet.
+ Besides so many wenches as daily drop their children by stealth, as they
+ conceived them, that fair and noble wife of Sabinus, a patrician of Rome,
+ for another’s interest, endured alone, without help, without crying
+ out, or so much as a groan, the bearing of twins.&mdash;[Plutarch, On
+ Love, c. 34.]&mdash;A poor simple boy of Lacedaemon having stolen a fox
+ (for they more fear the shame of stupidity in stealing than we do the
+ punishment of the knavery), and having got it under his coat, rather
+ endured the tearing out of his bowels than he would discover his theft.
+ And another offering incense at a sacrifice, suffered himself to be burned
+ to the bone by a coal that fell into his sleeve, rather than disturb the
+ ceremony. And there have been a great number, for a sole trial of virtue,
+ following their institutions, who have at seven years old endured to be
+ whipped to death without changing their countenance. And Cicero has seen
+ them fight in parties, with fists, feet, and teeth, till they have fainted
+ and sunk down, rather than confess themselves overcome:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Custom could never conquer nature; she is ever invincible; but we
+ have infected the mind with shadows, delights, negligence, sloth;
+ we have grown effeminate through opinions and corrupt morality.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., v. 27.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Every one knows the story of Scaevola, that having slipped into the enemy’s
+ camp to kill their general, and having missed his blow, to repair his
+ fault, by a more strange invention and to deliver his country, he boldly
+ confessed to Porsenna, who was the king he had a purpose to kill, not only
+ his design, but moreover added that there were then in the camp a great
+ number of Romans, his accomplices in the enterprise, as good men as he;
+ and to show what a one he himself was, having caused a pan of burning
+ coals to be brought, he saw and endured his arm to broil and roast, till
+ the king himself, conceiving horror at the sight, commanded the pan to be
+ taken away. What would you say of him that would not vouchsafe to respite
+ his reading in a book whilst he was under incision? And of the other that
+ persisted to mock and laugh in contempt of the pains inflicted upon him;
+ so that the provoked cruelty of the executioners that had him in handling,
+ and all the inventions of tortures redoubled upon him, one after another,
+ spent in vain, gave him the bucklers? But he was a philosopher. But what!
+ a gladiator of Caesar’s endured, laughing all the while, his wounds
+ to be searched, lanced, and laid open:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“What ordinary gladiator ever groaned? Which of them ever changed
+ countenance? Which of them not only stood or fell indecorously?
+ Which, when he had fallen and was commanded to receive the stroke of
+ the sword, contracted his neck.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us bring in the women too. Who has not heard at Paris of her that
+ caused her face to be flayed only for the fresher complexion of a new
+ skin? There are who have drawn good and sound teeth to make their voices
+ more soft and sweet, or to place the other teeth in better order. How many
+ examples of the contempt of pain have we in that sex? What can they not
+ do, what do they fear to do, for never so little hope of an addition to
+ their beauty?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vallere queis cura est albos a stirpe capillos,
+ Et faciem, dempta pelle, referre novam.”
+
+ [“Who carefully pluck out their grey hairs by the roots, and renew
+ their faces by peeling off the old skin.”&mdash;Tibullus, i. 8, 45.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have seen some of them swallow sand, ashes, and do their utmost to
+ destroy their stomachs to get pale complexions. To make a fine Spanish
+ body, what racks will they not endure of girding and bracing, till they
+ have notches in their sides cut into the very quick, and sometimes to
+ death?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is an ordinary thing with several nations at this day to wound
+ themselves in good earnest to gain credit to what they profess; of which
+ our king, relates notable examples of what he has seen in Poland and done
+ towards himself.&mdash;[Henry III.]&mdash;But besides this, which I know
+ to have been imitated by some in France, when I came from that famous
+ assembly of the Estates at Blois, I had a little before seen a maid in
+ Picardy, who to manifest the ardour of her promises, as also her
+ constancy, give herself, with a bodkin she wore in her hair, four or five
+ good lusty stabs in the arm, till the blood gushed out to some purpose.
+ The Turks give themselves great scars in honour of their mistresses, and
+ to the end they may the longer remain, they presently clap fire to the
+ wound, where they hold it an incredible time to stop the blood and form
+ the cicatrice; people that have been eyewitnesses of it have both written
+ and sworn it to me. But for ten aspers&mdash;[A Turkish coin worth about a
+ penny]&mdash;there are there every day fellows to be found that will give
+ themselves a good deep slash in the arms or thighs. I am willing, however,
+ to have the testimonies nearest to us when we have most need of them; for
+ Christendom furnishes us with enough. After the example of our blessed
+ Guide there have been many who have crucified themselves. We learn by
+ testimony very worthy of belief, that King St. Louis wore a hair-shirt
+ till in his old age his confessor gave him a dispensation to leave it off;
+ and that every Friday he caused his shoulders to be drubbed by his priest
+ with five small chains of iron which were always carried about amongst his
+ night accoutrements for that purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ William, our last Duke of Guienne, the father of that Eleanor who
+ transmitted that duchy to the houses of France and England, continually
+ for the last ten or twelve years of his life wore a suit of armour under a
+ religious habit by way of penance. Foulke, Count of Anjou, went as far as
+ Jerusalem, there to cause himself to be whipped by two of his servants,
+ with a rope about his neck, before the sepulchre of our Lord. But do we
+ not, moreover, every Good Friday, in various places, see great numbers of
+ men and women beat and whip themselves till they lacerate and cut the
+ flesh to the very bones? I have often seen it, and ‘tis without any
+ enchantment; and it was said there were some amongst them (for they go
+ disguised) who for money undertook by this means to save harmless the
+ religion of others, by a contempt of pain, so much the greater, as the
+ incentives of devotion are more effectual than those of avarice. Q.
+ Maximus buried his son when he was a consul, and M. Cato his when praetor
+ elect, and L. Paulus both his, within a few days one after another, with
+ such a countenance as expressed no manner of grief. I said once merrily of
+ a certain person, that he had disappointed the divine justice; for the
+ violent death of three grown-up children of his being one day sent him,
+ for a severe scourge, as it is to be supposed, he was so far from being
+ afflicted at the accident, that he rather took it for a particular grace
+ and favour of heaven. I do not follow these monstrous humours, though I
+ lost two or three at nurse, if not without grief, at least without
+ repining, and yet there is hardly any accident that pierces nearer to the
+ quick. I see a great many other occasions of sorrow, that should they
+ happen to me I should hardly feel; and have despised some, when they have
+ befallen me, to which the world has given so terrible a figure that I
+ should blush to boast of my constancy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ex quo intelligitur, non in natura, sed in opinione,
+ esse aegritudinem.”
+
+ [“By which one may understand that grief is not in nature, but in
+ opinion.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iii. 28.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Opinion is a powerful party, bold, and without measure. Who ever so
+ greedily hunted after security and repose as Alexander and Caesar did
+ after disturbance and difficulties? Teres, the father of Sitalces, was
+ wont to say that “when he had no wars, he fancied there was no
+ difference betwixt him and his groom.” Cato the consul, to secure
+ some cities of Spain from revolt, only interdicting the inhabitants from
+ wearing arms, a great many killed themselves:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ferox gens, nullam vitam rati sine armis esse.”
+
+ [“A fierce people, who thought there was no life without war.”
+ &mdash;Livy, xxxiv. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ How many do we know who have forsaken the calm and sweetness of a quiet
+ life at home amongst their acquaintance, to seek out the horror of
+ unhabitable deserts; and having precipitated themselves into so abject a
+ condition as to become the scorn and contempt of the world, have hugged
+ themselves with the conceit, even to affectation. Cardinal Borromeo, who
+ died lately at Milan, amidst all the jollity that the air of Italy, his
+ youth, birth, and great riches, invited him to, kept himself in so austere
+ a way of living, that the same robe he wore in summer served him for
+ winter too; he had only straw for his bed, and his hours of leisure from
+ affairs he continually spent in study upon his knees, having a little
+ bread and a glass of water set by his book, which was all the provision of
+ his repast, and all the time he spent in eating.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know some who consentingly have acquired both profit and advancement
+ from cuckoldom, of which the bare name only affrights so many people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the sight be not the most necessary of all our senses, ‘tis at
+ least the most pleasant; but the most pleasant and most useful of all our
+ members seem to be those of generation; and yet a great many have
+ conceived a mortal hatred against them only for this, that they were too
+ pleasant, and have deprived themselves of them only for their value: as
+ much thought he of his eyes that put them out. The generality and more
+ solid sort of men look upon abundance of children as a great blessing; I,
+ and some others, think it as great a benefit to be without them. And when
+ you ask Thales why he does not marry, he tells you, because he has no mind
+ to leave any posterity behind him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That our opinion gives the value to things is very manifest in the great
+ number of those which we do, not so much prizing them, as ourselves, and
+ never considering either their virtues or their use, but only how dear
+ they cost us, as though that were a part of their substance; and we only
+ repute for value in them, not what they bring to us, but what we add to
+ them. By which I understand that we are great economisers of our expense:
+ as it weighs, it serves for so much as it weighs. Our opinion will never
+ suffer it to want of its value: the price gives value to the diamond;
+ difficulty to virtue; suffering to devotion; and griping to physic. A
+ certain person, to be poor, threw his crowns into the same sea to which so
+ many come, in all parts of the world, to fish for riches. Epicurus says
+ that to be rich is no relief, but only an alteration, of affairs. In
+ truth, it is not want, but rather abundance, that creates avarice. I will
+ deliver my own experience concerning this affair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have since my emergence from childhood lived in three sorts of
+ conditions. The first, which continued for some twenty years, I passed
+ over without any other means but what were casual and depending upon the
+ allowance and assistance of others, without stint, but without certain
+ revenue. I then spent my money so much the more cheerfully, and with so
+ much the less care how it went, as it wholly depended upon my
+ overconfidence of fortune. I never lived more at my ease; I never had the
+ repulse of finding the purse of any of my friends shut against me, having
+ enjoined myself this necessity above all other necessities whatever, by no
+ means to fail of payment at the appointed time, which also they have a
+ thousand times respited, seeing how careful I was to satisfy them; so that
+ I practised at once a thrifty, and withal a kind of alluring, honesty. I
+ naturally feel a kind of pleasure in paying, as if I eased my shoulders of
+ a troublesome weight and freed myself from an image of slavery; as also
+ that I find a ravishing kind of satisfaction in pleasing another and doing
+ a just action. I except payments where the trouble of bargaining and
+ reckoning is required; and in such cases; where I can meet with nobody to
+ ease me of that charge, I delay them, how scandalously and injuriously
+ soever, all I possibly can, for fear of the wranglings for which both my
+ humour and way of speaking are so totally improper and unfit. There is
+ nothing I hate so much as driving a bargain; ‘tis a mere traffic of
+ cozenage and impudence, where, after an hour’s cheapening and
+ hesitating, both parties abandon their word and oath for five sols’
+ abatement. Yet I always borrowed at great disadvantage; for, wanting the
+ confidence to speak to the person myself, I committed my request to the
+ persuasion of a letter, which usually is no very successful advocate, and
+ is of very great advantage to him who has a mind to deny. I, in those
+ days, more jocundly and freely referred the conduct of my affairs to the
+ stars, than I have since done to my own providence and judgment. Most good
+ managers look upon it as a horrible thing to live always thus in
+ uncertainty, and do not consider, in the first place, that the greatest
+ part of the world live so: how many worthy men have wholly abandoned their
+ own certainties, and yet daily do it, to the winds, to trust to the
+ inconstant favour of princes and of fortune? Caesar ran above a million of
+ gold, more than he was worth, in debt to become Caesar; and how many
+ merchants have begun their traffic by the sale of their farms, which they
+ sent into the Indies,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tot per impotentia freta.”
+
+ [“Through so many ungovernable seas.”&mdash;Catullus, iv. 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In so great a siccity of devotion as we see in these days, we have a
+ thousand and a thousand colleges that pass it over commodiously enough,
+ expecting every day their dinner from the liberality of Heaven. Secondly,
+ they do not take notice that this certitude upon which they so much rely
+ is not much less uncertain and hazardous than hazard itself. I see misery
+ as near beyond two thousand crowns a year as if it stood close by me; for
+ besides that it is in the power of chance to make a hundred breaches to
+ poverty through the greatest strength of our riches &mdash;there being
+ very often no mean betwixt the highest and the lowest fortune:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fortuna vitrea est: turn, quum splendet, frangitur,”
+
+ [“Fortune is glass: in its greatest brightness it breaks.”
+ &mdash;Ex Mim. P. Syrus.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and to turn all our barricadoes and bulwarks topsy-turvy, I find that, by
+ divers causes, indigence is as frequently seen to inhabit with those who
+ have estates as with those that have none; and that, peradventure, it is
+ then far less grievous when alone than when accompanied with riches. These
+ flow more from good management than from revenue;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Faber est suae quisque fortunae”
+
+ [“Every one is the maker of his own fortune.”
+ &mdash;Sallust, De Repub. Ord., i. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and an uneasy, necessitous, busy, rich man seems to me more miserable than
+ he that is simply poor.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In divitiis mopes, quod genus egestatis gravissimum est.”
+
+ [“Poor in the midst of riches, which is the sorest kind of poverty.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 74.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The greatest and most wealthy princes are by poverty and want driven to
+ the most extreme necessity; for can there be any more extreme than to
+ become tyrants and unjust usurpers of their subjects’ goods and
+ estates?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My second condition of life was to have money of my own, wherein I so
+ ordered the matter that I had soon laid up a very notable sum out of a
+ mean fortune, considering with myself that that only was to be reputed
+ having which a man reserves from his ordinary expense, and that a man
+ cannot absolutely rely upon revenue he hopes to receive, how clear soever
+ the hope may be. For what, said I, if I should be surprised by such or
+ such an accident? And after such-like vain and vicious imaginations, would
+ very learnedly, by this hoarding of money, provide against all
+ inconveniences; and could, moreover, answer such as objected to me that
+ the number of these was too infinite, that if I could not lay up for all,
+ I could, however, do it at least for some and for many. Yet was not this
+ done without a great deal of solicitude and anxiety of mind; I kept it
+ very close, and though I dare talk so boldly of myself, never spoke of my
+ money, but falsely, as others do, who being rich, pretend to be poor, and
+ being poor, pretend to be rich, dispensing their consciences from ever
+ telling sincerely what they have: a ridiculous and shameful prudence. Was
+ I going a journey? Methought I was never enough provided: and the more I
+ loaded myself with money, the more also was I loaded with fear, one while
+ of the danger of the roads, another of the fidelity of him who had the
+ charge of my baggage, of whom, as some others that I know, I was never
+ sufficiently secure if I had him not always in my eye. If I chanced to
+ leave my cash-box behind me, O, what strange suspicions and anxiety of
+ mind did I enter into, and, which was worse, without daring to acquaint
+ anybody with it. My mind was eternally taken up with such things as these,
+ so that, all things considered, there is more trouble in keeping money
+ than in getting it. And if I did not altogether so much as I say, or was
+ not really so scandalously solicitous of my money as I have made myself
+ out to be, yet it cost me something at least to restrain myself from being
+ so. I reaped little or no advantage by what I had, and my expenses seemed
+ nothing less to me for having the more to spend; for, as Bion said, the
+ hairy men are as angry as the bald to be pulled; and after you are once
+ accustomed to it and have once set your heart upon your heap, it is no
+ more at your service; you cannot find in your heart to break it: ‘tis
+ a building that you will fancy must of necessity all tumble down to ruin
+ if you stir but the least pebble; necessity must first take you by the
+ throat before you can prevail upon yourself to touch it; and I would
+ sooner have pawned anything I had, or sold a horse, and with much less
+ constraint upon myself, than have made the least breach in that beloved
+ purse I had so carefully laid by. But the danger was that a man cannot
+ easily prescribe certain limits to this desire (they are hard to find in
+ things that a man conceives to be good), and to stint this good husbandry
+ so that it may not degenerate into avarice: men still are intent upon
+ adding to the heap and increasing the stock from sum to sum, till at last
+ they vilely deprive themselves of the enjoyment of their own proper goods,
+ and throw all into reserve, without making any use of them at all.
+ According to this rule, they are the richest people in the world who are
+ set to guard the walls and gates of a wealthy city. All moneyed men I
+ conclude to be covetous. Plato places corporal or human goods in this
+ order: health, beauty, strength, riches; and riches, says he, are not
+ blind, but very clear-sighted, when illuminated by prudence. Dionysius the
+ son did a very handsome act upon this subject; he was informed that one of
+ the Syracusans had hid a treasure in the earth, and thereupon sent to the
+ man to bring it to him, which he accordingly did, privately reserving a
+ small part of it only to himself, with which he went to another city,
+ where being cured of his appetite of hoarding, he began to live at a more
+ liberal rate; which Dionysius hearing, caused the rest of his treasure to
+ be restored to him, saying, that since he had learned to use it, he very
+ willingly returned it back to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I continued some years in this hoarding humour, when I know not what good
+ demon fortunately put me out of it, as he did the Syracusan, and made me
+ throw abroad all my reserve at random, the pleasure of a certain journey I
+ took at very great expense having made me spurn this fond love of money
+ underfoot; by which means I am now fallen into a third way of living (I
+ speak what I think of it), doubtless much more pleasant and regular, which
+ is, that I live at the height of my revenue; sometimes the one, sometimes
+ the other may perhaps exceed, but ‘tis very little and but rarely
+ that they differ. I live from hand to mouth, and content myself in having
+ sufficient for my present and ordinary expense; for as to extraordinary
+ occasions, all the laying up in the world would never suffice. And ‘tis
+ the greatest folly imaginable to expect that fortune should ever
+ sufficiently arm us against herself; ‘tis with our own arms that we
+ are to fight her; accidental ones will betray us in the pinch of the
+ business. If I lay up, ‘tis for some near and contemplated purpose;
+ not to purchase lands, of which I have no need, but to purchase pleasure:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non esse cupidum, pecunia est; non esse emacem, vertigal est.”
+
+ [“Not to be covetous, is money; not to be acquisitive, is revenue.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Paradox., vi. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I neither am in any great apprehension of wanting, nor in desire of any
+ more:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Divinarum fructus est in copia; copiam declarat satietas.”
+
+ [“The fruit of riches is in abundance; satiety declares abundance.”
+ &mdash;Idem, ibid., vi. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And I am very well pleased that this reformation in me has fallen out in
+ an age naturally inclined to avarice, and that I see myself cleared of a
+ folly so common to old men, and the most ridiculous of all human follies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Feraulez, a man that had run through both fortunes, and found that the
+ increase of substance was no increase of appetite either to eating or
+ drinking, sleeping or the enjoyment of his wife, and who on the other side
+ felt the care of his economics lie heavy upon his shoulders, as it does on
+ mine, was resolved to please a poor young man, his faithful friend, who
+ panted after riches, and made him a gift of all his, which were
+ excessively great, and, moreover, of all he was in the daily way of
+ getting by the liberality of Cyrus, his good master, and by the war;
+ conditionally that he should take care handsomely to maintain and
+ plentifully to entertain him as his guest and friend; which being
+ accordingly done, they afterwards lived very happily together, both of
+ them equally content with the change of their condition. ‘Tis an
+ example that I could imitate with all my heart; and I very much approve
+ the fortune of the aged prelate whom I see to have so absolutely stripped
+ himself of his purse, his revenue, and care of his expense, committing
+ them one while to one trusty servant, and another while to another, that
+ he has spun out a long succession of years, as ignorant, by this means, of
+ his domestic affairs as a mere stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The confidence in another man’s virtue is no light evidence of a man’s
+ own, and God willingly favours such a confidence. As to what concerns him
+ of whom I am speaking, I see nowhere a better governed house, more nobly
+ and constantly maintained than his. Happy to have regulated his affairs to
+ so just a proportion that his estate is sufficient to do it without his
+ care or trouble, and without any hindrance, either in the spending or
+ laying it up, to his other more quiet employments, and more suitable both
+ to his place and liking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plenty, then, and indigence depend upon the opinion every one has of them;
+ and riches no more than glory or health have other beauty or pleasure than
+ he lends them by whom they are possessed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every one is well or ill at ease, according as he so finds himself; not he
+ whom the world believes, but he who believes himself to be so, is content;
+ and in this alone belief gives itself being and reality. Fortune does us
+ neither good nor hurt; she only presents us the matter and the seed, which
+ our soul, more powerful than she, turns and applies as she best pleases;
+ the sole cause and sovereign mistress of her own happy or unhappy
+ condition. All external accessions receive taste and colour from the
+ internal constitution, as clothes warm us, not with their heat, but our
+ own, which they are fit to cover and nourish; he who would shield
+ therewith a cold body, would do the same service for the cold, for so snow
+ and ice are preserved. And, certes, after the same manner that study is a
+ torment to an idle man, abstinence from wine to a drunkard, frugality to
+ the spendthrift, and exercise to a lazy, tender-bred fellow, so it is of
+ all the rest. The things are not so painful and difficult of themselves,
+ but our weakness or cowardice makes them so. To judge of great, and high
+ matters requires a suitable soul; otherwise we attribute the vice to them
+ which is really our own. A straight oar seems crooked in the water it does
+ not only import that we see the thing, but how and after what manner we
+ see it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all this, why, amongst so many discourses that by so many arguments
+ persuade men to despise death and to endure pain, can we not find out one
+ that helps us? And of so many sorts of imaginations as have so prevailed
+ upon others as to persuade them to do so, why does not every one apply
+ some one to himself, the most suitable to his own humour? If he cannot
+ digest a strong-working decoction to eradicate the evil, let him at least
+ take a lenitive to ease it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“It is an effeminate and flimsy opinion, nor more so in pain than
+ in pleasure, in which, while we are at our ease, we cannot bear
+ without a cry the sting of a bee. The whole business is to commend
+ thyself.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, a man does not transgress philosophy by permitting the
+ acrimony of pains and human frailty to prevail so much above measure; for
+ they constrain her to go back to her unanswerable replies: “If it be
+ ill to live in necessity, at least there is no necessity upon a man to
+ live in necessity”: “No man continues ill long but by his own
+ fault.” He who has neither the courage to die nor the heart to live,
+ who will neither resist nor fly, what can we do with him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLI&mdash;&mdash;NOT TO COMMUNICATE A MAN’S HONOUR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Of all the follies of the world, that which is most universally received
+ is the solicitude of reputation and glory; which we are fond of to that
+ degree as to abandon riches, peace, life, and health, which are effectual
+ and substantial goods, to pursue this vain phantom and empty word, that
+ has neither body nor hold to be taken of it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ La fama, ch’invaghisce a un dolce suono
+ Gli superbi mortali, et par si bella,
+ E un eco, un sogno, anzi d’un sogno un’ombra,
+ Ch’ad ogni vento si dilegua a sgombra.”
+
+ [“Fame, which with alluring sound charms proud mortals, and appears
+ so fair, is but an echo, a dream, nay, the shadow of a dream, which
+ at every breath vanishes and dissolves.”
+ &mdash;Tasso, Gerus., xiv. 63.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And of all the irrational humours of men, it should seem that the
+ philosophers themselves are among the last and the most reluctant to
+ disengage themselves from this: ‘tis the most restive and obstinate
+ of all:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quia etiam bene proficientes animos tentare non cessat.”
+
+ [“Because it ceases not to assail even well-directed minds”
+ &mdash;St. Augustin, De Civit. Dei, v. 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is not any one of which reason so clearly accuses the vanity; but it
+ is so deeply rooted in us that I dare not determine whether any one ever
+ clearly discharged himself from it or no. After you have said all and
+ believed all has been said to its prejudice, it produces so intestine an
+ inclination in opposition to your best arguments that you have little
+ power to resist it; for, as Cicero says, even those who most controvert
+ it, would yet that the books they write about it should visit the light
+ under their own names, and seek to derive glory from seeming to despise
+ it. All other things are communicable and fall into commerce: we lend our
+ goods and stake our lives for the necessity and service of our friends;
+ but to communicate a man’s honour, and to robe another with a man’s
+ own glory, is very rarely seen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet we have some examples of that kind. Catulus Luctatius in the
+ Cimbrian war, having done all that in him lay to make his flying soldiers
+ face about upon the enemy, ran himself at last away with the rest, and
+ counterfeited the coward, to the end his men might rather seem to follow
+ their captain than to fly from the enemy; which was to abandon his own
+ reputation in order to cover the shame of others. When Charles V. came
+ into Provence in the year 1537, ‘tis said that Antonio de Leva,
+ seeing the emperor positively resolved upon this expedition, and believing
+ it would redound very much to his honour, did, nevertheless, very stiffly
+ oppose it in the council, to the end that the entire glory of that
+ resolution should be attributed to his master, and that it might be said
+ his own wisdom and foresight had been such as that, contrary to the
+ opinion of all, he had brought about so great an enterprise; which was to
+ do him honour at his own expense. The Thracian ambassadors coming to
+ comfort Archileonida, the mother of Brasidas, upon the death of her son,
+ and commending him to that height as to say he had not left his like
+ behind him, she rejected this private and particular commendation to
+ attribute it to the public: “Tell me not that,” said she;
+ “I know the city of Sparta has many citizens both greater and of
+ greater worth than he.” In the battle of Crecy, the Prince of Wales,
+ being then very young, had the vanguard committed to him: the main stress
+ of the battle happened to be in that place, which made the lords who were
+ with him, finding themselves overmatched, send to King Edward to advance
+ to their relief. He inquired of the condition his son was in, and being
+ answered that he was alive and on horseback: “I should, then, do him
+ wrong,” said the king, “now to go and deprive him of the
+ honour of winning this battle he has so long and so bravely sustained;
+ what hazard soever he runs, that shall be entirely his own”; and,
+ accordingly, would neither go nor send, knowing that if he went, it would
+ be said all had been lost without his succour, and that the honour of the
+ victory would be wholly attributed to him.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Semper enim quod postremum adjectum est,
+ id rem totam videtur traxisse.”
+
+ [“For always that which is last added, seems to have accomplished
+ the whole affair.”&mdash;Livy, xxvii. 45.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Many at Rome thought, and would usually say, that the greatest of Scipio’s
+ acts were in part due to Laelius, whose constant practice it was still to
+ advance and support Scipio’s grandeur and renown, without any care
+ of his own. And Theopompus, king of Sparta, to him who told him the
+ republic could not miscarry since he knew so well how to command, “Tis
+ rather,” answered he, “because the people know so well how to
+ obey.” As women succeeding to peerages had, notwithstanding their
+ sex, the privilege to attend and give their votes in the trials that
+ appertained to the jurisdiction of peers; so the ecclesiastical peers,
+ notwithstanding their profession, were obliged to attend our kings in
+ their wars, not only with their friends and servants, but in their own
+ persons. As the Bishop of Beauvais did, who being with Philip Augustus at
+ the battle of Bouvines, had a notable share in that action; but he did not
+ think it fit for him to participate in the fruit and glory of that violent
+ and bloody trade. He with his own hand reduced several of the enemy that
+ day to his mercy, whom he delivered to the first gentleman he met either
+ to kill or receive them to quarter, referring the whole execution to this
+ other hand; and he did this with regard to William, Earl of Salisbury,
+ whom he gave up to Messire Jehan de Nesle. With a like subtlety of
+ conscience to that I have just named, he would kill but not wound, and for
+ that reason ever fought with a mace. And a certain person of my time,
+ being reproached by the king that he had laid hands on a priest, stiffly
+ and positively denied he had done any such thing: the meaning of which
+ was, he had cudgelled and kicked him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLII&mdash;&mdash;OF THE INEQUALITY AMOUNGST US.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Plutarch says somewhere that he does not find so great a difference
+ betwixt beast and beast as he does betwixt man and man; which he says in
+ reference to the internal qualities and perfections of the soul. And, in
+ truth, I find so vast a distance betwixt Epaminondas, according to my
+ judgment of him, and some that I know, who are yet men of good sense, that
+ I could willingly enhance upon Plutarch, and say that there is more
+ difference betwixt such and such a man than there is betwixt such a man
+ and such a beast:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Ah! how much may one man surpass another!”
+ &mdash;Terence, Eunuchus, ii. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that there are as many and innumerable degrees of mind as there are
+ cubits betwixt this and heaven. But as touching the estimate of men,
+ ‘tis strange that, ourselves excepted, no other creature is esteemed
+ beyond its proper qualities; we commend a horse for his strength and
+ sureness of foot,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Volucrem
+ Sic laudamus equum, facili cui plurima palma
+ Fervet, et exsultat rauco victoria circo,”
+
+ [“So we praise the swift horse, for whose easy mastery many a hand
+ glows in applause, and victory exults in the hoarse circus.
+ &mdash;“Juvenal, viii. 57.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and not for his rich caparison; a greyhound for his speed of heels, not
+ for his fine collar; a hawk for her wing, not for her gesses and bells.
+ Why, in like manner, do we not value a man for what is properly his own?
+ He has a great train, a beautiful palace, so much credit, so many thousand
+ pounds a year: all these are about him, but not in him. You will not buy a
+ pig in a poke: if you cheapen a horse, you will see him stripped of his
+ housing-cloths, you will see him naked and open to your eye; or if he be
+ clothed, as they anciently were wont to present them to princes to sell,
+ ‘tis only on the less important parts, that you may not so much
+ consider the beauty of his colour or the breadth of his crupper, as
+ principally to examine his legs, eyes, and feet, which are the members of
+ greatest use:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Regibus hic mos est: ubi equos mercantur, opertos
+ Inspiciunt; ne, si facies, ut saepe, decora
+ Molli fulta pede est, emptorem inducat hiantem”
+
+ [“This is the custom of kings: when they buy horses, they have open
+ inspection, lest, if a fair head, as often chances, is supported by
+ a weak foot, it should tempt the gaping purchaser.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., i. 2, 86.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ why, in giving your estimate of a man, do you prize him wrapped and
+ muffled up in clothes? He then discovers nothing to you but such parts as
+ are not in the least his own, and conceals those by which alone one may
+ rightly judge of his value. ‘Tis the price of the blade that you
+ inquire into, not of the scabbard: you would not peradventure bid a
+ farthing for him, if you saw him stripped. You are to judge him by himself
+ and not by what he wears; and, as one of the ancients very pleasantly
+ said: “Do you know why you repute him tall? You reckon withal the
+ height of his pattens.”&mdash;[Seneca, Ep. 76.]&mdash;The pedestal
+ is no part of the statue. Measure him without his stilts; let him lay
+ aside his revenues and his titles; let him present himself in his shirt.
+ Then examine if his body be sound and sprightly, active and disposed to
+ perform its functions. What soul has he? Is she beautiful, capable, and
+ happily provided of all her faculties? Is she rich of what is her own, or
+ of what she has borrowed? Has fortune no hand in the affair? Can she,
+ without winking, stand the lightning of swords? is she indifferent whether
+ her life expire by the mouth or through the throat? Is she settled, even
+ and content? This is what is to be examined, and by that you are to judge
+ of the vast differences betwixt man and man. Is he:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sapiens, sibique imperiosus,
+ Quern neque pauperies, neque mors, neque vincula terrent;
+ Responsare cupidinibus, contemnere honores
+ Fortis; et in seipso totus teres atque rotundus,
+ Externi ne quid valeat per laeve morari;
+ In quem manca ruit semper fortuna?”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“The wise man, self-governed, whom neither poverty, nor death,
+ nor chains affright: who has the strength to resist his appetites
+ and to contemn honours: who is wholly self-contained: whom no
+ external objects affect: whom fortune assails in vain.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., ii. 7,]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ such a man is five hundred cubits above kingdoms and duchies; he is an
+ absolute monarch in and to himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sapiens, . . . Pol! ipse fingit fortunam sibi;”
+
+ [“The wise man is the master of his own fortune,”
+ &mdash;Plautus, Trin., ii. 2, 84.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ what remains for him to covet or desire?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nonne videmus,
+ Nil aliud sibi naturam latrare, nisi ut, quoi
+ Corpore sejunctus dolor absit, mente fruatur,
+ Jucundo sensu, cura semotu’ metuque?”
+
+ [“Do we not see that human nature asks no more for itself than
+ that, free from bodily pain, it may exercise its mind agreeably,
+ exempt from care and fear.”&mdash;Lucretius, ii. 16.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Compare with such a one the common rabble of mankind, stupid and
+ mean-spirited, servile, instable, and continually floating with the
+ tempest of various passions, that tosses and tumbles them to and fro, and
+ all depending upon others, and you will find a greater distance than
+ betwixt heaven and earth; and yet the blindness of common usage is such
+ that we make little or no account of it; whereas if we consider a peasant
+ and a king, a nobleman and a vassal, a magistrate and a private man, a
+ rich man and a poor, there appears a vast disparity, though they differ no
+ more, as a man may say, than in their breeches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Thrace the king was distinguished from his people after a very pleasant
+ and especial manner; he had a religion by himself, a god all his own, and
+ which his subjects were not to presume to adore, which was Mercury,
+ whilst, on the other hand, he disdained to have anything to do with
+ theirs, Mars, Bacchus, and Diana. And yet they are no other than pictures
+ that make no essential dissimilitude; for as you see actors in a play
+ representing the person of a duke or an emperor upon the stage, and
+ immediately after return to their true and original condition of valets
+ and porters, so the emperor, whose pomp and lustre so dazzle you in
+ public:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Scilicet grandes viridi cum luce smaragdi
+ Auto includuntur, teriturque thalassina vestis
+ Assidue, et Veneris sudorem exercita potat;”
+
+ [“Because he wears great emeralds richly set in gold, darting green
+ lustre; and the sea-blue silken robe, worn with pressure, and moist
+ with illicit love (and absorbs the sweat of Venus).”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iv. 1123.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ do but peep behind the curtain, and you will see no thing more than an
+ ordinary man, and peradventure more contemptible than the meanest of his
+ subjects:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ille beatus introrsum est, istius bracteata felicitas est;”
+
+ [“The one is happy in himself; the happiness of the other is
+ counterfeit.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 115.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ cowardice, irresolution, ambition, spite, and envy agitate him as much as
+ another:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non enim gazae, neque consularis
+ Submovet lictor miseros tumultus
+ Mentis, et curas laqueata circum
+ Tecta volantes.”
+
+ [“For not treasures, nor the consular lictor, can remove the
+ miserable tumults of the mind, nor cares that fly about panelled
+ ceilings.”&mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 16, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Care and fear attack him even in the centre of his battalions:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Re veraque metus hominum curaeque sequaces
+ Nec metuunt sonitus armorum, nee fera tela;
+ Audacterque inter reges, rerumque potentes
+ Versantur, neque fulgorem reverentur ab auro.”
+
+ [“And in truth the fears and haunting cares of men fear not the
+ clash of arms nor points of darts, and mingle boldly with great
+ kings and men in authority, nor respect the glitter of gold.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, ii. 47.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Do fevers, gout, and apoplexies spare him any more than one of us? When
+ old age hangs heavy upon his shoulders, can the yeomen of his guard ease
+ him of the burden? When he is astounded with the apprehension of death,
+ can the gentlemen of his bedchamber comfort and assure him? When jealousy
+ or any other caprice swims in his brain, can our compliments and
+ ceremonies restore him to his good-humour? The canopy embroidered with
+ pearl and gold he lies under has no virtue against a violent fit of the
+ colic:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nee calidae citius decedunt corpore febres
+ Textilibus si in picturis, ostroque rubenti
+ Jactaris, quam si plebeia in veste cubandum est.”
+
+ [“Nor do burning fevers quit you sooner if you are stretched on a
+ couch of rich tapestry and in a vest of purple dye, than if you be
+ in a coarse blanket.”&mdash;Idem, ii. 34.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The flatterers of Alexander the Great possessed him that he was the son of
+ Jupiter; but being one day wounded, and observing the blood stream from
+ his wound: “What say you now, my masters,” said he, “is
+ not this blood of a crimson colour and purely human? This is not of the
+ complexion of that which Homer makes to issue from the wounded gods.”
+ The poet Hermodorus had written a poem in honour of Antigonus, wherein he
+ called him the son of the sun: “He who has the emptying of my
+ close-stool,” said Antigonus, “knows to the contrary.”
+ He is but a man at best, and if he be deformed or ill-qualified from his
+ birth, the empire of the universe cannot set him to rights:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Puellae
+ Hunc rapiant; quidquid calcaverit hic, rosa fiat,”
+
+ [“Let girls carry him off; wherever he steps let there spring up a
+ rose!”&mdash;Persius, Sat., ii. 38.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ what of all that, if he be a fool? even pleasure and good fortune are not
+ relished without vigour and understanding:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haec perinde sunt, ut ilius animus; qui ea possidet
+ Qui uti scit, ei bona; illi, qui non uritur recte, mala.”
+
+ [“Things are, as is the mind of their possessor; who knows how to
+ use them, to him they are good; to him who abuses them, ill.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Heart., i. 3, 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whatever the benefits of fortune are, they yet require a palate to relish
+ them. ‘Tis fruition, and not possession, that renders us happy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“‘Tis not lands, or a heap of brass and gold, that has removed
+ fevers from the ailing body of the owner, or cares from his mind.
+ The possessor must be healthy, if he thinks to make good use of his
+ realised wealth. To him who is covetous or timorous his house and
+ estate are as a picture to a blind man, or a fomentation to a
+ gouty.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 2, 47.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He is a sot, his taste is palled and flat; he no more enjoys what he has
+ than one that has a cold relishes the flavour of canary, or than a horse
+ is sensible of his rich caparison. Plato is in the right when he tells us
+ that health, beauty, vigour, and riches, and all the other things called
+ goods, are equally evil to the unjust as good to the just, and the evil on
+ the contrary the same. And therefore where the body and the mind are in
+ disorder, to what use serve these external conveniences: considering that
+ the least prick with a pin, or the least passion of the soul, is
+ sufficient to deprive one of the pleasure of being sole monarch of the
+ world. At the first twitch of the gout it signifies much to be called Sir
+ and Your Majesty!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Totus et argento conflatus, totus et auro;”
+
+ [“Wholly made up of silver and gold.”&mdash;Tibullus, i. 2, 70.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ does he not forget his palaces and girandeurs? If he be angry, can his
+ being a prince keep him from looking red and looking pale, and grinding
+ his teeth like a madman? Now, if he be a man of parts and of right nature,
+ royalty adds very little to his happiness;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si ventri bene, si lateri est, pedibusque tuffs, nil
+ Divitix poterunt regales addere majus;”
+
+ [“If it is well with thy belly, thy side and thy feet, regal wealth
+ will be able to add nothing.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 12, 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he discerns ‘tis nothing but counterfeit and gullery. Nay, perhaps
+ he would be of King Seleucus’ opinion, that he who knew the weight
+ of a sceptre would not stoop to pick it up, if he saw it lying before him,
+ so great and painful are the duties incumbent upon a good king.&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ If a Sage should Meddle with Affairs of Stale, c. 12.]&mdash;Assuredly it
+ can be no easy task to rule others, when we find it so hard a matter to
+ govern ourselves; and as to dominion, that seems so charming, the frailty
+ of human judgment and the difficulty of choice in things that are new and
+ doubtful considered, I am very much of opinion that it is far more easy
+ and pleasant to follow than to lead; and that it is a great settlement and
+ satisfaction of mind to have only one path to walk in, and to have none to
+ answer for but a man’s self;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut satius multo jam sit parere quietum,
+ Quam regere imperio res velle.”
+
+ [“‘Tis much better quietly to obey than wish to rule.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, V, 1126.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To which we may add that saying of Cyrus, that no man was fit to rule but
+ he who in his own worth was of greater value than those he was to govern;
+ but King Hiero in Xenophon says further, that in the fruition even of
+ pleasure itself they are in a worse condition than private men; forasmuch
+ as the opportunities and facility they have of commanding those things at
+ will takes off from the delight that ordinary folks enjoy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pinguis amor, nimiumque patens, in taedia nobis
+ Vertitur, et, stomacho dulcis ut esca, nocet.”
+
+ [“Love in excess and too palpable turns to weariness, and, like
+ sweetmeats to the stomach, is injurious.”&mdash;Ovid, Amoy., ii. 19, 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Can we think that the singing boys of the choir take any great delight in
+ music? the satiety rather renders it troublesome and tedious to them.
+ Feasts, balls, masquerades and tiltings delight such as but rarely see,
+ and desire to see, them; but having been frequently at such
+ entertainments, the relish of them grows flat and insipid. Nor do women so
+ much delight those who make a common practice of the sport. He who will
+ not give himself leisure to be thirsty can never find the true pleasure of
+ drinking. Farces and tumbling tricks are pleasant to the spectators, but a
+ wearisome toil to those by whom they are performed. And that this is so,
+ we see that princes divert themselves sometimes in disguising their
+ quality, awhile to depose themselves, and to stoop to the poor and
+ ordinary way of living of the meanest of their people.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Plerumque gratae divitibus vices
+ Mundaeque parvo sub lare pauperum
+ Coenae, sine aulaeis et ostro,
+ Soliicitam explicuere frontem.”
+
+ [“The rich are often pleased with variety; and the plain supper in a
+ poor cottage, without tapestry and purple, has relaxed the anxious
+ brow.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 29, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Nothing is so distasteful and clogging as abundance. What appetite would
+ not be baffled to see three hundred women at its mercy, as the grand
+ signor has in his seraglio? And, of his ancestors what fruition or taste
+ of sport did he reserve to himself, who never went hawking without seven
+ thousand falconers? And besides all this, I fancy that this lustre of
+ grandeur brings with it no little disturbance and uneasiness upon the
+ enjoyment of the most tempting pleasures; the great are too conspicuous
+ and lie too open to every one’s view. Neither do I know to what end
+ a man should more require of them to conceal their errors, since what is
+ only reputed indiscretion in us, the people in them brand with the names
+ of tyranny and contempt of the laws, and, besides their proclivity to
+ vice, are apt to hold that it is a heightening of pleasure to them, to
+ insult over and to trample upon public observances. Plato, indeed, in his
+ Goygias, defines a tyrant to be one who in a city has licence to do
+ whatever his own will leads him to do; and by reason of this impunity, the
+ display and publication of their vices do ofttimes more mischief than the
+ vice itself. Every one fears to be pried into and overlooked; but princes
+ are so, even to their very gestures, looks and thoughts, the people
+ conceiving they have right and title to be judges of them besides that the
+ blemishes of the great naturally appear greater by reason of the eminence
+ and lustre of the place where they are seated, and that a mole or a wart
+ appears greater in them than a wide gash in others. And this is the reason
+ why the poets feign the amours of Jupiter to be performed in the disguises
+ of so many borrowed shapes, and that amongst the many amorous practices
+ they lay to his charge, there is only one, as I remember, where he appears
+ in his own majesty and grandeur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us return to Hiero, who further complains of the inconveniences he
+ found in his royalty, in that he could not look abroad and travel the
+ world at liberty, being as it were a prisoner in the bounds and limits of
+ his own dominion, and that in all his actions he was evermore surrounded
+ with an importunate crowd. And in truth, to see our kings sit all alone at
+ table, environed with so many people prating about them, and so many
+ strangers staring upon them, as they always are, I have often been moved
+ rather to pity than to envy their condition. King Alfonso was wont to say,
+ that in this asses were in a better condition than kings, their masters
+ permitting them to feed at their own ease and pleasure, a favour that
+ kings cannot obtain of their servants. And it has never come into my fancy
+ that it could be of any great benefit to the life of a man of sense to
+ have twenty people prating about him when he is at stool; or that the
+ services of a man of ten thousand livres a year, or that has taken Casale
+ or defended Siena, should be either more commodious or more acceptable to
+ him, than those of a good groom of the chamber who understands his place.
+ The advantages of sovereignty are in a manner but imaginary: every degree
+ of fortune has in it some image of principality. Caesar calls all the
+ lords of France, having free franchise within their own demesnes,
+ roitelets or petty kings; and in truth, the name of sire excepted, they go
+ pretty far towards kingship; for do but look into the provinces remote
+ from court, as Brittany for example; take notice of the train, the
+ vassals, the officers, the employments, service, ceremony, and state of a
+ lord who lives retired from court in his own house, amongst his own
+ tenants and servants; and observe withal the flight of his imagination;
+ there is nothing more royal; he hears talk of his master once a year, as
+ of a king of Persia, without taking any further recognition of him, than
+ by some remote kindred his secretary keeps in some register. And, to speak
+ the truth, our laws are easy enough, so easy that a gentleman of France
+ scarce feels the weight of sovereignty pinch his shoulders above twice in
+ his life. Real and effectual subjection only concerns such amongst us as
+ voluntarily thrust their necks under the yoke, and who design to get
+ wealth and honours by such services: for a man that loves his own
+ fireside, and can govern his house without falling by the ears with his
+ neighbours or engaging in suits of law, is as free as a Duke of Venice.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Paucos servitus, plures servitutem tenent.”
+
+ [“Servitude enchains few, but many enchain themselves to
+ servitude.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But that which Hiero is most concerned at is, that he finds himself
+ stripped of all friendship, deprived of all mutual society, wherein the
+ true and most perfect fruition of human life consists. For what testimony
+ of affection and goodwill can I extract from him that owes me, whether he
+ will or no, all that he is able to do? Can I form any assurance of his
+ real respect to me, from his humble way of speaking and submissive
+ behaviour, when these are ceremonies it is not in his choice to deny? The
+ honour we receive from those that fear us is not honour; those respects
+ are due to royalty and not to me:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Maximum hoc regni bonum est
+ Quod facta domini cogitur populus sui
+ Quam ferre, tam laudare.”
+
+ [“‘Tis the greatest benefit of a kingdom that the people is forced
+ to commend, as well as to bear the acts of the ruler.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Thyestes, ii. i, 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Do I not see that the wicked and the good king, he that is hated and he
+ that is beloved, have the one as much reverence paid him as the other? My
+ predecessor was, and my successor shall be, served with the same ceremony
+ and state. If my subjects do me no harm, ‘tis no evidence of any
+ good affection; why should I look upon it as such, seeing it is not in
+ their power to do it if they would? No one follows me or obeys my commands
+ upon the account of any friendship, betwixt him and me; there can be no
+ contracting of friendship where there is so little relation and
+ correspondence: my own height has put me out of the familiarity of and
+ intelligence with men; there is too great disparity and disproportion
+ betwixt us. They follow me either upon the account of decency and custom;
+ or rather my fortune, than me, to increase their own. All they say to me
+ or do for me is but outward paint, appearance, their liberty being on all
+ parts restrained by the great power and authority I have over them. I see
+ nothing about me but what is dissembled and disguised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Emperor Julian being one day applauded by his courtiers for his exact
+ justice: “I should be proud of these praises,” said he,
+ “did they come from persons that durst condemn or disapprove the
+ contrary, in case I should do it.” All the real advantages of
+ princes are common to them with men of meaner condition (‘tis for
+ the gods to mount winged horses and feed upon ambrosia): they have no
+ other sleep, nor other appetite than we; the steel they arm themselves
+ withal is of no better temper than that we also use; their crowns neither
+ defend them from the rain nor the sun.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Diocletian, who wore a crown so fortunate and revered, resigned it to
+ retire to the felicity of a private life; and some time after the
+ necessity of public affairs requiring that he should reassume his charge,
+ he made answer to those who came to court him to it: “You would not
+ offer,” said he, “to persuade me to this, had you seen the
+ fine order of the trees I have planted in my orchard, and the fair melons
+ I have sown in my garden.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Anacharsis’ opinion, the happiest state of government would be
+ where, all other things being equal, precedence should be measured out by
+ the virtues, and repulses by the vices of men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When King Pyrrhus prepared for his expedition into Italy, his wise
+ counsellor Cyneas, to make him sensible of the vanity of his ambition:
+ “Well, sir,” said he, “to what end do you make all this
+ mighty preparation?”&mdash;“To make myself master of Italy,”
+ replied the king. “And what after that is done?” said Cyneas.
+ “I will pass over into Gaul and Spain,” said the other.
+ “And what then?”&mdash;“I will then go to subdue Africa;
+ and lastly, when I have brought the whole world to my subjection, I will
+ sit down and rest content at my own ease.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “For God sake, sir,” replied Cyneas, “tell me what
+ hinders that you may not, if you please, be now in the condition you speak
+ of? Why do you not now at this instant settle yourself in the state you
+ seem to aim at, and spare all the labour and hazard you interpose?”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nimirum, quia non cognovit, qux esset habendi
+ Finis, et omnino quoad crescat vera voluptas.”
+
+ [“Forsooth because he does not know what should be the limit of
+ acquisition, and altogether how far real pleasure should increase.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, v. 1431]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I will conclude with an old versicle, that I think very apt to the
+ purpose:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mores cuique sui fingunt fortunam.”
+
+ [“Every man frames his own fortune.”
+ &mdash;Cornelius Nepos, Life of Atticus]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLIII&mdash;&mdash;OF SUMPTUARY LAWS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The way by which our laws attempt to regulate idle and vain expenses in
+ meat and clothes, seems to be quite contrary to the end designed. The true
+ way would be to beget in men a contempt of silks and gold, as vain,
+ frivolous, and useless; whereas we augment to them the honours, and
+ enhance the value of such things, which, sure, is a very improper way to
+ create a disgust. For to enact that none but princes shall eat turbot,
+ shall wear velvet or gold lace, and interdict these things to the people,
+ what is it but to bring them into a greater esteem, and to set every one
+ more agog to eat and wear them? Let kings leave off these ensigns of
+ grandeur; they have others enough besides; those excesses are more
+ excusable in any other than a prince. We may learn by the example of
+ several nations better ways of exterior distinction of quality (which,
+ truly, I conceive to be very requisite in a state) enough, without
+ fostering to this purpose such corruption and manifest inconvenience.
+ ‘Tis strange how suddenly and with how much ease custom in these
+ indifferent things establishes itself and becomes authority. We had scarce
+ worn cloth a year, in compliance with the court, for the mourning of Henry
+ II., but that silks were already grown into such contempt with every one,
+ that a man so clad was presently concluded a citizen: silks were divided
+ betwixt the physicians and surgeons, and though all other people almost
+ went in the same habit, there was, notwithstanding, in one thing or other,
+ sufficient distinction of the several conditions of men. How suddenly do
+ greasy chamois and linen doublets become the fashion in our armies, whilst
+ all neatness and richness of habit fall into contempt? Let kings but lead
+ the dance and begin to leave off this expense, and in a month the business
+ will be done throughout the kingdom, without edict or ordinance; we shall
+ all follow. It should be rather proclaimed, on the contrary, that no one
+ should wear scarlet or goldsmiths’ work but courtesans and tumblers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Zeleucus by the like invention reclaimed the corrupted manners of the
+ Locrians. His laws were, that no free woman should be allowed any more
+ than one maid to follow her, unless she was drunk: nor was to stir out of
+ the city by night, wear jewels of gold about her, or go in an embroidered
+ robe, unless she was a professed and public prostitute; that, bravos
+ excepted, no man was to wear a gold ring, nor be seen in one of those
+ effeminate robes woven in the city of Miletus. By which infamous
+ exceptions he discreetly diverted his citizens from superfluities and
+ pernicious pleasures, and it was a project of great utility to attract
+ then by honour and ambition to their duty and obedience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our kings can do what they please in such external reformations; their own
+ inclination stands in this case for a law:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quicquid principes faciunt, praecipere videntur.”
+
+ [“What princes themselves do, they seem to prescribe.”
+ &mdash;Quintil., Declam., 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whatever is done at court passes for a rule through the rest of France.
+ Let the courtiers fall out with these abominable breeches, that discover
+ so much of those parts should be concealed; these great bellied doublets,
+ that make us look like I know not what, and are so unfit to admit of arms;
+ these long effeminate locks of hair; this foolish custom of kissing what
+ we present to our equals, and our hands in saluting them, a ceremony in
+ former times only due to princes. Let them not permit that a gentleman
+ shall appear in place of respect without his sword, unbuttoned and
+ untrussed, as though he came from the house of office; and that, contrary
+ to the custom of our forefathers and the particular privilege of the
+ nobles of this kingdom, we stand a long time bare to them in what place
+ soever, and the same to a hundred others, so many tiercelets and
+ quartelets of kings we have got nowadays and other like vicious
+ innovations: they will see them all presently vanish and cried down. These
+ are, ‘tis true, but superficial errors; but they are of ill augury,
+ and enough to inform us that the whole fabric is crazy and tottering, when
+ we see the roughcast of our walls to cleave and split.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plato in his Laws esteems nothing of more pestiferous consequence to his
+ city than to give young men the liberty of introducing any change in their
+ habits, gestures, dances, songs, and exercises, from one form to another;
+ shifting from this to that, hunting after novelties, and applauding the
+ inventors; by which means manners are corrupted and the old institutions
+ come to be nauseated and despised. In all things, saving only in those
+ that are evil, a change is to be feared; even the change of seasons,
+ winds, viands, and humours. And no laws are in their true credit, but such
+ to which God has given so long a continuance that no one knows their
+ beginning, or that there ever was any other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLIV&mdash;&mdash;OF SLEEP
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Reason directs that we should always go the same way, but not always at
+ the same pace. And, consequently, though a wise man ought not so much to
+ give the reins to human passions as to let him deviate from the right
+ path, he may, notwithstanding, without prejudice to his duty, leave it to
+ them to hasten or to slacken his speed, and not fix himself like a
+ motionless and insensible Colossus. Could virtue itself put on flesh and
+ blood, I believe the pulse would beat faster going on to assault than in
+ going to dinner: that is to say, there is a necessity she should heat and
+ be moved upon this account. I have taken notice, as of an extraordinary
+ thing, of some great men, who in the highest enterprises and most
+ important affairs have kept themselves in so settled and serene a calm, as
+ not at all to break their sleep. Alexander the Great, on the day assigned
+ for that furious battle betwixt him and Darius, slept so profoundly and so
+ long in the morning, that Parmenio was forced to enter his chamber, and
+ coming to his bedside, to call him several times by his name, the time to
+ go to fight compelling him so to do. The Emperor Otho, having put on a
+ resolution to kill himself that night, after having settled his domestic
+ affairs, divided his money amongst his servants, and set a good edge upon
+ a sword he had made choice of for the purpose, and now staying only to be
+ satisfied whether all his friends had retired in safety, he fell into so
+ sound a sleep that the gentlemen of his chamber heard him snore. The death
+ of this emperor has in it circumstances paralleling that of the great
+ Cato, and particularly this just related for Cato being ready to despatch
+ himself, whilst he only stayed his hand in expectation of the return of a
+ messenger he had sent to bring him news whether the senators he had sent
+ away were put out from the Port of Utica, he fell into so sound a sleep,
+ that they heard him snore in the next room; and the man, whom he had sent
+ to the port, having awakened him to let him know that the tempestuous
+ weather had hindered the senators from putting to sea, he despatched away
+ another messenger, and composing again himself in the bed, settled to
+ sleep, and slept till by the return of the last messenger he had certain
+ intelligence they were gone. We may here further compare him with
+ Alexander in the great and dangerous storm that threatened him by the
+ sedition of the tribune Metellus, who, attempting to publish a decree for
+ the calling in of Pompey with his army into the city at the time of
+ Catiline’s conspiracy, was only and that stoutly opposed by Cato, so
+ that very sharp language and bitter menaces passed betwixt them in the
+ senate about that affair; but it was the next day, in the forenoon, that
+ the controversy was to be decided, where Metellus, besides the favour of
+ the people and of Caesar&mdash;at that time of Pompey’s faction&mdash;was
+ to appear accompanied with a rabble of slaves and gladiators; and Cato
+ only fortified with his own courage and constancy; so that his relations,
+ domestics, and many virtuous people of his friends were in great
+ apprehensions for him; and to that degree, that some there were who passed
+ over the whole night without sleep, eating, or drinking, for the danger
+ they saw him running into; his wife and sisters did nothing but weep and
+ torment themselves in his house; whereas, he, on the contrary, comforted
+ every one, and after having supped after his usual manner, went to bed,
+ and slept profoundly till morning, when one of his fellow-tribunes roused
+ him to go to the encounter. The knowledge we have of the greatness of this
+ man’s courage by the rest of his life, may warrant us certainly to
+ judge that his indifference proceeded from a soul so much elevated above
+ such accidents, that he disdained to let it take any more hold of his
+ fancy than any ordinary incident.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the naval engagement that Augustus won of Sextus Pompeius in Sicily,
+ just as they were to begin the fight, he was so fast asleep that his
+ friends were compelled to wake him to give the signal of battle: and this
+ was it that gave Mark Antony afterwards occasion to reproach him that he
+ had not the courage so much as with open eyes to behold the order of his
+ own squadrons, and not to have dared to present himself before the
+ soldiers, till first Agrippa had brought him news of the victory obtained.
+ But as to the young Marius, who did much worse (for the day of his last
+ battle against Sylla, after he had marshalled his army and given the word
+ and signal of battle, he laid him down under the shade of a tree to repose
+ himself, and fell so fast asleep that the rout and flight of his men could
+ hardly waken him, he having seen nothing of the fight), he is said to have
+ been at that time so extremely spent and worn out with labour and want of
+ sleep, that nature could hold out no longer. Now, upon what has been said,
+ the physicians may determine whether sleep be so necessary that our lives
+ depend upon it: for we read that King Perseus of Macedon, being prisoner
+ at Rome, was killed by being kept from sleep; but Pliny instances such as
+ have lived long without sleep. Herodotus speaks of nations where the men
+ sleep and wake by half-years, and they who write the life of the sage
+ Epimenides affirm that he slept seven-and-fifty years together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLV&mdash;&mdash;OF THE BATTLE OF DREUX
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [December 19, 1562, in which the Catholics, under the command of the
+ Duc de Guise and the Constable de Montmorenci, defeated the
+ Protestants, commanded by the Prince de Conde. See Sismondi, Hist.
+ des Francais, vol. xviii., p. 354.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our battle of Dreux is remarkable for several extraordinary incidents; but
+ such as have no great kindness for M. de Guise, nor much favour his
+ reputation, are willing to have him thought to blame, and that his making
+ a halt and delaying time with the forces he commanded, whilst the
+ Constable, who was general of the army, was racked through and through
+ with the enemy’s artillery, his battalion routed, and himself taken
+ prisoner, is not to be excused; and that he had much better have run the
+ hazard of charging the enemy in flank, than staying for the advantage of
+ falling in upon the rear, to suffer so great and so important a loss. But,
+ besides what the event demonstrated, he who will consider it without
+ passion or prejudice will easily be induced to confess that the aim and
+ design, not of a captain only, but of every private soldier, ought to
+ regard the victory in general, and that no particular occurrences, how
+ nearly soever they may concern his own interest, should divert him from
+ that pursuit. Philopoemen, in an encounter with Machanidas, having sent
+ before a good strong party of his archers and slingers to begin the
+ skirmish, and these being routed and hotly pursued by the enemy, who,
+ pushing on the fortune of their arms, and in that pursuit passing by the
+ battalion where Philopoemen was, though his soldiers were impatient to
+ fall on, he did not think fit to stir from his post nor to present himself
+ to the enemy to relieve his men, but having suffered these to be chased
+ and cut in pieces before his face, charged in upon the enemy’s foot
+ when he saw them left unprotected by the horse, and notwithstanding that
+ they were Lacedaemonians, yet taking them in the nick, when thinking
+ themselves secure of the victory, they began to disorder their ranks; he
+ did this business with great facility, and then put himself in pursuit of
+ Machanidas. Which case is very like that of Monsieur de Guise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In that bloody battle betwixt Agesilaus and the Boeotians, which Xenophon,
+ who was present at it, reports to be the sharpest that he had ever seen,
+ Agesilaus waived the advantage that fortune presented him, to let the
+ Boeotian battalions pass by and then to charge them in the rear, how
+ certain soever he might make himself of the victory, judging it would
+ rather be an effect of conduct than valour, to proceed that way; and
+ therefore, to show his prowess, rather chose with a marvellous ardour of
+ courage to charge them in the front; but he was well beaten and well
+ wounded for his pains, and constrained at last to disengage himself, and
+ to take the course he had at first neglected; opening his battalion to
+ give way to this torrent of Boeotians, and they being passed by, taking
+ notice that they marched in disorder, like men who thought themselves out
+ of danger, he pursued and charged them in flank; yet could not so prevail
+ as to bring it to so general a rout but that they leisurely retreated,
+ still facing about upon him till they had retired to safety.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLVI&mdash;&mdash;OF NAMES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ What variety of herbs soever are shufed together in the dish, yet the
+ whole mass is swallowed up under one name of a sallet. In like manner,
+ under the consideration of names, I will make a hodge-podge of divers
+ articles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every nation has certain names, that, I know not why, are taken in no good
+ sense, as with us, John, William, Benedict. In the genealogy of princes,
+ also, there seem to be certain names fatally affected, as the Ptolemies of
+ Egypt, the Henries in England, the Charleses in France, the Baldwins in
+ Flanders, and the Williams of our ancient Aquitaine, from whence, ‘tis
+ said, the name of Guyenne has its derivation; which would seem far fetched
+ were there not as crude derivations in Plato himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Item, ‘tis a frivolous thing in itself, but nevertheless worthy to
+ be recorded for the strangeness of it, that is written by an eyewitness,
+ that Henry, Duke of Normandy, son of Henry II., king of England, making a
+ great feast in France, the concourse of nobility and gentry was so great,
+ that being, for sport’s sake, divided into troops, according to
+ their names, in the first troop, which consisted of Williams, there were
+ found an hundred and ten knights sitting at the table of that name,
+ without reckoning the ordinary gentlemen and servants.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is as pleasant to distinguish the tables by the names of the guests as
+ it was in the Emperor Geta to distinguish the several courses of his meat
+ by the first letters of the meats themselves; so that those that began
+ with B were served up together, as brawn, beef, bream, bustards,
+ becca-ficos; and so of the others. Item, there is a saying that it is a
+ good thing to have a good name, that is to say, credit and a good repute;
+ but besides this, it is really convenient to have a well-sounding name,
+ such as is easy of pronunciation and easy to be remembered, by reason that
+ kings and other great persons do by that means the more easily know and
+ the more hardly forget us; and indeed of our own servants we more
+ frequently call and employ those whose names are most ready upon the
+ tongue. I myself have seen Henry II., when he could not for his heart hit
+ of a gentleman’s name of our country of Gascony, and moreover was
+ fain to call one of the queen’s maids of honour by the general name
+ of her race, her own family name being so difficult to pronounce or
+ remember; and Socrates thinks it worthy a father’s care to give fine
+ names to his children.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Item, ‘tis said that the foundation of Notre Dame la Grande at
+ Poitiers took its original from hence that a debauched young fellow
+ formerly living in that place, having got to him a wench, and, at her
+ first coming in, asking her name, and being answered that it was Mary, he
+ felt himself so suddenly pierced through with the awe of religion and the
+ reverence to that sacred name of the Blessed Virgin, that he not only
+ immediately sent the girl away, but became a reformed man and so continued
+ the remainder of his life; and that, in consideration of this miracle,
+ there was erected upon the place where this young man’s house stood,
+ first a chapel dedicated to our Lady and afterwards the church that we now
+ see standing there. This vocal and auricular reproof wrought upon the
+ conscience, and that right into the soul; this that follows, insinuated
+ itself merely by the senses. Pythagoras being in company with some wild
+ young fellows, and perceiving that, heated with the feast, they comploted
+ to go violate an honest house, commanded the singing wench to alter her
+ wanton airs; and by a solemn, grave, and spondaic music, gently enchanted
+ and laid asleep their ardour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Item, will not posterity say that our modern reformation has been
+ wonderfully delicate and exact, in having not only combated errors and
+ vices, and filled the world with devotion, humility, obedience, peace, and
+ all sorts of virtue; but in having proceeded so far as to quarrel with our
+ ancient baptismal names of Charles, Louis, Francis, to fill the world with
+ Methuselahs, Ezekiels, and Malachis, names of a more spiritual sound? A
+ gentleman, a neighbour of mine, a great admirer of antiquity, and who was
+ always extolling the excellences of former times in comparison with this
+ present age of ours, did not, amongst the rest, forget to dwell upon the
+ lofty and magnificent sound of the gentleman’s names of those days,
+ Don Grumedan, Quedregan, Agesilan, which, but to hear named he conceived
+ to denote other kind of men than Pierre, Guillot, and Michel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Item, I am mightily pleased with Jacques Amyot for leaving, throughout a
+ whole French oration, the Latin names entire, without varying and garbling
+ them to give them a French cadence. It seemed a little harsh and rough at
+ first; but already custom, by the authority of his Plutarch, has overcome
+ that novelty. I have often wished that such as write histories in Latin
+ would leave our names as they find them and as they are; for in making
+ Vaudemont into Vallemontanus, and metamorphosing names to make them suit
+ better with the Greek or Latin, we know not where we are, and with the
+ persons of the men lose the benefit of the story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To conclude, ‘tis a scurvy custom and of very ill consequence that
+ we have in our kingdom of France to call every one by the name of his
+ manor or seigneury; ‘tis the thing in the world that the most
+ prejudices and confounds families and descents. A younger brother of a
+ good family, having a manor left him by his father, by the name of which
+ he has been known and honoured, cannot handsomely leave it; ten years
+ after his decease it falls into the hand of a stranger, who does the same:
+ do but judge whereabouts we shall be concerning the knowledge of these
+ men. We need look no further for examples than our own royal family, where
+ every partition creates a new surname, whilst, in the meantime, the
+ original of the family is totally lost. There is so great liberty taken in
+ these mutations, that I have not in my time seen any one advanced by
+ fortune to any extraordinary condition who has not presently had
+ genealogical titles added to him, new and unknown to his father, and who
+ has not been inoculated into some illustrious stem by good luck; and the
+ obscurest families are the most apt for falsification. How many gentlemen
+ have we in France who by their own account are of royal extraction? more,
+ I think, than who will confess they are not. Was it not a pleasant passage
+ of a friend of mine? There were, several gentlemen assembled together
+ about the dispute of one seigneur with another; which other had, in truth,
+ some preeminence of titles and alliances above the ordinary gentry. Upon
+ the debate of this prerogative, every one, to make himself equal to him,
+ alleged, this one extraction, that another; this, the near resemblance of
+ name, that, of arms; another, an old worm-eaten patent; the very least of
+ them was great-grandchild to some foreign king. When they came to sit
+ down, to dinner, my friend, instead of taking his place amongst them,
+ retiring with most profound conges, entreated the company to excuse him
+ for having hitherto lived with them at the saucy rate of a companion; but
+ being now better informed of their quality, he would begin to pay them the
+ respect due to their birth and grandeur, and that it would ill become him
+ to sit down among so many princes&mdash;ending this farce with a thousand
+ reproaches: “Let us, in God’s name, satisfy ourselves with
+ what our fathers were contented with, with what we are. We are great
+ enough, if we rightly understand how to maintain it. Let us not disown the
+ fortune and condition of our ancestors, and let us lay aside these
+ ridiculous pretences, that can never be wanting to any one that has the
+ impudence to allege them.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Arms have no more security than surnames. I bear azure powdered with
+ trefoils or, with a lion’s paw of the same armed gules in fesse.
+ What privilege has this to continue particularly in my house? A son-in-law
+ will transport it into another family, or some paltry purchaser will make
+ them his first arms. There is nothing wherein there is more change and
+ confusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But this consideration leads me, perforce, into another subject. Let us
+ pry a little narrowly into, and, in God’s name, examine upon what
+ foundation we erect this glory and reputation for which the world is
+ turned topsy-turvy: wherein do we place this renown that we hunt after
+ with so much pains? It is, in the end, Peter or William that carries it,
+ takes it into his possession, and whom it only concerns. O what a valiant
+ faculty is hope, that in a mortal subject, and in a moment, makes nothing
+ of usurping infinity, immensity, eternity, and of supplying its master’s
+ indigence, at its pleasure, with all things he can imagine or desire!
+ Nature has given us this passion for a pretty toy to play withal. And this
+ Peter or William, what is it but a sound, when all is done? or three or
+ four dashes with a pen, so easy to be varied that I would fain know to
+ whom is to be attributed the glory of so many victories, to Guesquin, to
+ Glesquin, or to Gueaquin? and yet there would be something of greater
+ moment in the case than in Lucian, that Sigma should serve Tau with a
+ process; for
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non levia aut ludicra petuntur
+ Praemia;”
+
+ [“They aim at no slight or jocular rewards.”&mdash;AEneid, xii. 764.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the chase is there in very good earnest: the question is, which of these
+ letters is to be rewarded for so many sieges, battles, wounds,
+ imprisonments, and services done to the crown of France by this famous
+ constable? Nicholas Denisot&mdash;[Painter and poet, born at Le Mans,1515.]&mdash;
+ never concerned himself further than the letters of his name, of which he
+ has altered the whole contexture to build up by anagram the Count d’Alsinois,
+ whom he has handsomely endowed with the glory of his poetry and painting.
+ The historian Suetonius was satisfied with only the meaning of his name,
+ which made him cashier his father’s surname, Lenis, to leave
+ Tranquillus successor to the reputation of his writings. Who would believe
+ that Captain Bayard should have no honour but what he derives from the
+ deeds of Peter Terrail; and that Antonio Iscalin should suffer himself to
+ his face to be robbed of the honour of so many navigations and commands at
+ sea and land by Captain Paulin and the Baron de la Garde? Secondly, these
+ are dashes of the pen common to a thousand people. How many are there, in
+ every family, of the same name and surname? and how many more in several
+ families, ages, and countries? History tells us of three of the name of
+ Socrates, of five Platos, of eight Aristotles, of seven Xenophons, of
+ twenty Demetrii, and of twenty Theodores; and how many more she was not
+ acquainted with we may imagine. Who hinders my groom from calling himself
+ Pompey the Great? But after all, what virtue, what authority, or what
+ secret springs are there that fix upon my deceased groom, or the other
+ Pompey, who had his head cut off in Egypt, this glorious renown, and these
+ so much honoured flourishes of the pen, so as to be of any advantage to
+ them?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Id cinerem et manes credis curare sepultos?”
+
+ [“Do you believe the dead regard such things?”&mdash;AEneid, iv. 34.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What sense have the two companions in greatest esteem amongst me,
+ Epaminondas, of this fine verse that has been so many ages current in his
+ praise,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Consiliis nostris laus est attrita Laconum;”
+
+ [“The glory of the Spartans is extinguished by my plans.
+ &mdash;“Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., v. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ or Africanus, of this other,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “A sole exoriente supra Maeotis Paludes
+ Nemo est qui factis me aequiparare queat.”
+
+ [“From where the sun rises over the Palus Maeotis, to where it sets,
+ there is no one whose acts can compare with mine”&mdash;Idem, ibid.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Survivors indeed tickle themselves with these fine phrases, and by them
+ incited to jealousy and desire, inconsiderately and according to their own
+ fancy, attribute to the dead this their own feeling, vainly flattering
+ themselves that they shall one day in turn be capable of the same
+ character. However:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ad haec se
+ Romanus Graiusque, et Barbaras induperator
+ Erexit; caucus discriminis atque laboris
+ Inde habuit: tanto major famae sitis est, quam
+ Virtutis.”
+
+ [“For these the Roman, the Greek, and the Barbarian commander hath
+ aroused himself; he has incurred thence causes of danger and toil:
+ so much greater is the thirst for fame than for virtue.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, x. 137.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLVII&mdash;&mdash;OF THE UNCERTAINTY OF OUR JUDGMENT
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ Well says this verse:
+ </h3>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“There is everywhere much liberty of speech.”&mdash;Iliad, xx. 249.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For example:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Hannibal conquered, but knew not how to make the best use of his
+ victorious venture.”&mdash;Petrarch, Son., 83.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Such as would improve this argument, and condemn the oversight of our
+ leaders in not pushing home the victory at Moncontour, or accuse the King
+ of Spain of not knowing how to make the best use of the advantage he had
+ against us at St. Quentin, may conclude these oversights to proceed from a
+ soul already drunk with success, or from a spirit which, being full and
+ overgorged with this beginning of good fortune, had lost the appetite of
+ adding to it, already having enough to do to digest what it had taken in:
+ he has his arms full, and can embrace no more: unworthy of the benefit
+ fortune has conferred upon him and the advantage she had put into his
+ hands: for what utility does he reap from it, if, notwithstanding, he give
+ his enemy respite to rally and make head against him? What hope is there
+ that he will dare at another time to attack an enemy reunited and
+ recomposed, and armed anew with anger and revenge, who did not dare to
+ pursue them when routed and unmanned by fear?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum fortuna calet, dum conficit omnia terror.”
+
+ [“Whilst fortune is fresh, and terror finishes all.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, vii. 734.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But withal, what better opportunity can he expect than that he has lost?
+ ‘Tis not here, as in fencing, where the most hits gain the prize;
+ for so long as the enemy is on foot, the game is new to begin, and that is
+ not to be called a victory that puts not an end to the war. In the
+ encounter where Caesar had the worst, near the city of Oricum, he
+ reproached Pompey’s soldiers that he had been lost had their general
+ known how to overcome; and afterwards clawed him in a very different
+ fashion when it came to his turn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But why may not a man also argue, on the contrary, that it is the effect
+ of a precipitous and insatiate spirit not to know how to bound and
+ restrain its coveting; that it is to abuse the favours of God to exceed
+ the measure He has prescribed them: and that again to throw a man’s
+ self into danger after a victory obtained is again to expose himself to
+ the mercy of fortune: that it is one of the greatest discretions in the
+ rule of war not to drive an enemy to despair? Sylla and Marius in the
+ social war, having defeated the Marsians, seeing yet a body of reserve
+ that, prompted by despair, was coming on like enraged brutes to dash in
+ upon them, thought it not convenient to stand their charge. Had not
+ Monsieur de Foix’s ardour transported him so furiously to pursue the
+ remains of the victory of Ravenna, he had not obscured it by his own
+ death. And yet the recent memory of his example served to preserve
+ Monsieur d’Anguien from the same misfortune at the battle of
+ Serisoles. ‘Tis dangerous to attack a man you have deprived of all
+ means to escape but by his arms, for necessity teaches violent
+ resolutions:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Gravissimi sunt morsus irritatae necessitatis.”
+
+ [“Irritated necessity bites deepest.”&mdash;Portius Latro., Declam.]
+
+ “Vincitur haud gratis, jugulo qui provocat hostem.”
+
+ [“He is not readily beaten who provokes the enemy by shewing
+ his throat.”&mdash;or: “He who presents himself to his foe, sells his
+ life dear.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. 275.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This was it that made Pharax withhold the King of Lacedaemon, who had won
+ a battle against the Mantineans, from going to charge a thousand Argians,
+ who had escaped in an entire body from the defeat, but rather let them
+ steal off at liberty that he might not encounter valour whetted and
+ enraged by mischance. Clodomir, king of Aquitaine, after his victory
+ pursuing Gondemar, king of Burgundy, beaten and making off as fast as he
+ could for safety, compelled him to face about and make head, wherein his
+ obstinacy deprived him of the fruit of his conquest, for he there lost his
+ life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In like manner, if a man were to choose whether he would have his soldiers
+ richly and sumptuously accoutred or armed only for the necessity of the
+ matter in hand, this argument would step in to favour the first, of which
+ opinion was Sertorius, Philopcemen, Brutus, Caesar, and others, that it is
+ to a soldier an enflaming of courage and a spur himself in brave attire;
+ and withal a motive to be more obstinate in fight, having his arms, which
+ are in a manner his estate and whole inheritance to defend; which is the
+ reason, says Xenophon, why those of Asia carried their wives and
+ concubines, with their choicest jewels and greatest wealth, along with
+ them to the wars. But then these arguments would be as ready to stand up
+ for the other side; that a general ought rather to lessen in his men their
+ solicitude of preserving themselves than to increase it; that by such
+ means they will be in a double fear of hazarding their persons, as it will
+ be a double temptation to the enemy to fight with greater resolution where
+ so great booty and so rich spoils are to be obtained; and this very thing
+ has been observed in former times, notably to encourage the Romans against
+ the Samnites. Antiochus, shewing Hannibal the army he had raised,
+ wonderfully splendid and rich in all sorts of equipage, asked him if the
+ Romans would be satisfied with that army? “Satisfied,” replied
+ the other, “yes, doubtless, were their avarice never so great.”
+ Lycurgus not only forbad his soldiers all manner of bravery in their
+ equipage, but, moreover, to strip their conquered enemies, because he
+ would, as he said, that poverty and frugality should shine with the rest
+ of the battle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At sieges and elsewhere, where occasion draws us near to the enemy, we
+ willingly suffer our men to brave, rate, and affront him with all sorts of
+ injurious language; and not without some colour of reason: for it is of no
+ little consequence to take from them all hopes of mercy and composition,
+ by representing to them that there is no fair quarter to be expected from
+ an enemy they have incensed to that degree, nor other remedy remaining but
+ in victory. And yet Vitellius found himself deceived in this way of
+ proceeding; for having to do with Otho, weaker in the valour of his
+ soldiers, long unaccustomed to war and effeminated with the delights of
+ the city, he so nettled them at last with injurious language, reproaching
+ them with cowardice and regret for the mistresses and entertainments they
+ had left behind at Rome, that by this means he inspired them with such
+ resolution as no exhortation had had the power to have done, and himself
+ made them fall upon him, with whom their own captains before could by no
+ means prevail. And, indeed, when they are injuries that touch to the
+ quick, it may very well fall out that he who went but unwillingly to work
+ in the behalf of his prince will fall to’t with another sort of
+ mettle when the quarrel is his own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Considering of how great importance is the preservation of the general of
+ an army, and that the universal aim of an enemy is levelled directly at
+ the head, upon which all the others depend, the course seems to admit of
+ no dispute, which we know has been taken by so many great captains, of
+ changing their habit and disguising their persons upon the point of going
+ to engage. Nevertheless, the inconvenience a man by so doing runs into is
+ not less than that he thinks to avoid; for the captain, by this means
+ being concealed from the knowledge of his own men, the courage they should
+ derive from his presence and example happens by degrees to cool and to
+ decay; and not seeing the wonted marks and ensigns of their leader, they
+ presently conclude him either dead, or that, despairing of the business,
+ he is gone to shift for himself. And experience shows us that both these
+ ways have been successful and otherwise. What befell Pyrrhus in the battle
+ he fought against the Consul Levinus in Italy will serve us to both
+ purposes; for though by shrouding his person under the armour of Megacles
+ and making him wear his own, he undoubtedly preserved his own life, yet,
+ by that very means, he was withal very near running into the other
+ mischief of losing the battle. Alexander, Caesar, and Lucullus loved to
+ make themselves known in a battle by rich accoutrements and armour of a
+ particular lustre and colour: Agis, Agesilaus, and that great Gilippus, on
+ the contrary, used to fight obscurely armed, and without any imperial
+ attendance or distinction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst other oversights Pompey is charged withal at the battle of
+ Pharsalia, he is condemned for making his army stand still to receive the
+ enemy’s charge; by “reason that” (I shall here steal
+ Plutarch’s own words, which are better than mine) “he by so
+ doing deprived himself of the violent impression the motion of running
+ adds to the first shock of arms, and hindered that clashing of the
+ combatants against one another which is wont to give them greater
+ impetuosity and fury; especially when they come to rush in with their
+ utmost vigour, their courages increasing by the shouts and the career;
+ ‘tis to render the soldiers’ ardour, as a man may say, more
+ reserved and cold.” This is what he says. But if Caesar had come by
+ the worse, why might it not as well have been urged by another, that, on
+ the contrary, the strongest and most steady posture of fighting is that
+ wherein a man stands planted firm without motion; and that they who are
+ steady upon the march, closing up, and reserving their force within
+ themselves for the push of the business, have a great advantage against
+ those who are disordered, and who have already spent half their breath in
+ running on precipitately to the charge? Besides that an army is a body
+ made up of so many individual members, it is impossible for it to move in
+ this fury with so exact a motion as not to break the order of battle, and
+ that the best of them are not engaged before their fellows can come on to
+ help them. In that unnatural battle betwixt the two Persian brothers, the
+ Lacedaemonian Clearchus, who commanded the Greeks of Cyrus’ party,
+ led them on softly and without precipitation to the charge; but, coming
+ within fifty paces, hurried them on full speed, hoping in so short a
+ career both to keep their order and to husband their breath, and at the
+ same time to give the advantage of impetuosity and impression both to
+ their persons and their missile arms. Others have regulated this question
+ as to their armies thus if your enemy come full drive upon you, stand firm
+ to receive him; if he stand to receive you, run full drive upon him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the expedition of the Emperor Charles V. into Provence, King Francis
+ was put to choose either to go meet him in Italy or to await him in his
+ own dominions; wherein, though he very well considered of how great
+ advantage it was to preserve his own territory entire and clear from the
+ troubles of war, to the end that, being unexhausted of its stores, it
+ might continually supply men and money at need; that the necessity of war
+ requires at every turn to spoil and lay waste the country before us, which
+ cannot very well be done upon one’s own; to which may be added, that
+ the country people do not so easily digest such a havoc by those of their
+ own party as from an enemy, so that seditions and commotions might by such
+ means be kindled amongst us; that the licence of pillage and plunder
+ (which are not to be tolerated at home) is a great ease and refreshment
+ against the fatigues and sufferings of war; and that he who has no other
+ prospect of gain than his bare pay will hardly be kept from running home,
+ being but two steps from his wife and his own house; that he who lays the
+ cloth is ever at the charge of the feast; that there is more alacrity in
+ assaulting than defending; and that the shock of a battle’s loss in
+ our own bowels is so violent as to endanger the disjointing of the whole
+ body, there being no passion so contagious as that of fear, that is so
+ easily believed, or that so suddenly diffuses itself; and that the cities
+ that should hear the rattle of this tempest at their gates, that should
+ take in their captains and soldiers yet trembling and out of breath, would
+ be in danger in this heat and hurry to precipitate themselves upon some
+ untoward resolution: notwithstanding all this, so it was that he chose to
+ recall the forces he had beyond the mountains and to suffer the enemy to
+ come to him. For he might, on the other hand, imagine that, being at home
+ and amongst his friends, he could not fail of plenty of all manner of
+ conveniences; the rivers and passes he had at his devotion would bring him
+ in both provisions and money in all security, and without the trouble of
+ convoy; that he should find his subjects by so much the more affectionate
+ to him, by how much their danger was more near and pressing; that having
+ so many cities and barriers to secure him, it would be in his power to
+ give the law of battle at his own opportunity and advantage; and that, if
+ it pleased him to delay the time, under cover and at his ease he might see
+ his enemy founder and defeat himself with the difficulties he was certain
+ to encounter, being engaged in a hostile country, where before, behind,
+ and on every side war would be made upon him; no means to refresh himself
+ or to enlarge his quarters, should diseases infest them, or to lodge his
+ wounded men in safety; no money, no victuals, but at the point of the
+ lance; no leisure to repose and take breath; no knowledge of the ways or
+ country to secure him from ambushes and surprises; and in case of losing a
+ battle, no possible means of saving the remains. Neither is there want of
+ example in both these cases.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scipio thought it much better to go and attack his enemy’s
+ territories in Africa than to stay at home to defend his own and to fight
+ him in Italy, and it succeeded well with him. But, on the contrary,
+ Hannibal in the same war ruined himself by abandoning the conquest of a
+ foreign country to go and defend his own. The Athenians having left the
+ enemy in their own dominions to go over into Sicily, were not favoured by
+ fortune in their design; but Agathocles, king of Syracuse, found her
+ favourable to him when he went over into Africa and left the war at home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By which examples we are wont to conclude, and with some reason, that
+ events, especially in war, for the most part depend upon fortune, who will
+ not be governed by nor submit unto human reasons and prudence, according
+ to the poet:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et male consultis pretium est: prudentia fallit
+ Nec fortune probat causas, sequiturque merentes,
+ Sed vaga per cunctos nullo discrimine fertur.
+ Scilicet est aliud, quod nos cogatque regatque
+ Majus, et in proprias ducat mortalia leges.”
+
+ [“And there is value in ill counsel: prudence deceives: nor does
+ fortune inquire into causes, nor aid the most deserving, but turns
+ hither and thither without discrimination. Indeed there is a
+ greater power which directs and rules us, and brings mortal affairs
+ under its own laws.”&mdash;Manilius, iv. 95.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But, to take the thing right, it should seem that our counsels and
+ deliberations depend as much upon fortune as anything else we do, and that
+ she engages also our arguments in her uncertainty and confusion. “We
+ argue rashly and adventurously,” says Timaeus in Plato, “by
+ reason that, as well as ourselves, our discourses have great participation
+ in the temerity of chance.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLVIII&mdash;&mdash;OF WAR HORSES, OR DESTRIERS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I here have become a grammarian, I who never learned any language but by
+ rote, and who do not yet know adjective, conjunction, or ablative. I think
+ I have read that the Romans had a sort of horses by them called ‘funales’
+ or ‘dextrarios’, which were either led horses, or horses laid
+ on at several stages to be taken fresh upon occasion, and thence it is
+ that we call our horses of service ‘destriers’; and our
+ romances commonly use the phrase of ‘adestrer’ for ‘accompagner’,
+ to accompany. They also called those that were trained in such sort, that
+ running full speed, side by side, without bridle or saddle, the Roman
+ gentlemen, armed at all pieces, would shift and throw themselves from one
+ to the other, ‘desultorios equos’. The Numidian men-at-arms
+ had always a led horse in one hand, besides that they rode upon, to change
+ in the heat of battle:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quibus, desultorum in modum, binos trahentibus equos, inter
+ acerrimam saepe pugnam, in recentem equum, ex fesso, armatis
+ transultare mos erat: tanta velocitas ipsis, tamque docile
+ equorum genus.”
+
+ [“To whom it was a custom, leading along two horses, often in the
+ hottest fight, to leap armed from a tired horse to a fresh one; so
+ active were the men, and the horses so docile.”&mdash;Livy, xxiii. 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are many horses trained to help their riders so as to run upon any
+ one, that appears with a drawn sword, to fall both with mouth and heels
+ upon any that front or oppose them: but it often happens that they do more
+ harm to their friends than to their enemies; and, moreover, you cannot
+ loose them from their hold, to reduce them again into order, when they are
+ once engaged and grappled, by which means you remain at the mercy of their
+ quarrel. It happened very ill to Artybius, general of the Persian army,
+ fighting, man to man, with Onesilus, king of Salamis, to be mounted upon a
+ horse trained after this manner, it being the occasion of his death, the
+ squire of Onesilus cleaving the horse down with a scythe betwixt the
+ shoulders as it was reared up upon his master. And what the Italians
+ report, that in the battle of Fornova, the horse of Charles VIII., with
+ kicks and plunges, disengaged his master from the enemy that pressed upon
+ him, without which he had been slain, sounds like a very great chance, if
+ it be true.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [In the narrative which Philip de Commines has given of this battle,
+ in which he himself was present (lib. viii. ch. 6), he tells us
+ of wonderful performances by the horse on which the king was
+ mounted. The name of the horse was Savoy, and it was the most
+ beautiful horse he had ever seen. During the battle the king was
+ personally attacked, when he had nobody near him but a valet de
+ chambre, a little fellow, and not well armed. “The king,” says
+ Commines, “had the best horse under him in the world, and therefore
+ he stood his ground bravely, till a number of his men, not a great
+ way from him, arrived at the critical minute.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Mamalukes make their boast that they have the most ready horses of any
+ cavalry in the world; that by nature and custom they were taught to know
+ and distinguish the enemy, and to fall foul upon them with mouth and
+ heels, according to a word or sign given; as also to gather up with their
+ teeth darts and lances scattered upon the field, and present them to their
+ riders, on the word of command. ‘T is said, both of Caesar and
+ Pompey, that amongst their other excellent qualities they were both very
+ good horsemen, and particularly of Caesar, that in his youth, being
+ mounted on the bare back, without saddle or bridle, he could make the
+ horse run, stop, and turn, and perform all its airs, with his hands behind
+ him. As nature designed to make of this person, and of Alexander, two
+ miracles of military art, so one would say she had done her utmost to arm
+ them after an extraordinary manner for every one knows that Alexander’s
+ horse, Bucephalus, had a head inclining to the shape of a bull; that he
+ would suffer himself to be mounted and governed by none but his master,
+ and that he was so honoured after his death as to have a city erected to
+ his name. Caesar had also one which had forefeet like those of a man, his
+ hoofs being divided in the form of fingers, which likewise was not to be
+ ridden, by any but Caesar himself, who, after his death, dedicated his
+ statue to the goddess Venus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not willingly alight when I am once on horseback, for it is the place
+ where, whether well or sick, I find myself most at ease. Plato recommends
+ it for health, as also Pliny says it is good for the stomach and the
+ joints. Let us go further into this matter since here we are.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We read in Xenophon a law forbidding any one who was master of a horse to
+ travel on foot. Trogus Pompeius and Justin say that the Parthians were
+ wont to perform all offices and ceremonies, not only in war but also all
+ affairs whether public or private, make bargains, confer, entertain, take
+ the air, and all on horseback; and that the greatest distinction betwixt
+ freemen and slaves amongst them was that the one rode on horseback and the
+ other went on foot, an institution of which King Cyrus was the founder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are several examples in the Roman history (and Suetonius more
+ particularly observes it of Caesar) of captains who, on pressing
+ occasions, commanded their cavalry to alight, both by that means to take
+ from them all hopes of flight, as also for the advantage they hoped in
+ this sort of fight.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo baud dubie superat Romanus,”
+
+ [“Wherein the Roman does questionless excel.”&mdash;Livy, ix. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ says Livy. And so the first thing they did to prevent the mutinies and
+ insurrections of nations of late conquest was to take from them their arms
+ and horses, and therefore it is that we so often meet in Caesar:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Arma proferri, jumenta produci, obsides dari jubet.”
+
+ [“He commanded the arms to be produced, the horses brought out,
+ hostages to be given.”&mdash;De Bello Gall., vii. II.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Grand Signior to this day suffers not a Christian or a Jew to keep a
+ horse of his own throughout his empire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our ancestors, and especially at the time they had war with the English,
+ in all their greatest engagements and pitched battles fought for the most
+ part on foot, that they might have nothing but their own force, courage,
+ and constancy to trust to in a quarrel of so great concern as life and
+ honour. You stake (whatever Chrysanthes in Xenophon says to the contrary)
+ your valour and your fortune upon that of your horse; his wounds or death
+ bring your person into the same danger; his fear or fury shall make you
+ reputed rash or cowardly; if he have an ill mouth or will not answer to
+ the spur, your honour must answer for it. And, therefore, I do not think
+ it strange that those battles were more firm and furious than those that
+ are fought on horseback:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Caedebant pariter, pariterque ruebant
+ Victores victique; neque his fuga nota, neque illis.”
+
+ [“They fought and fell pell-mell, victors and vanquished; nor was
+ flight thought of by either.”&mdash;AEneid, x. 756.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Their battles were much better disputed. Nowadays there are nothing but
+ routs:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Primus clamor atque impetus rem decernit.”
+
+ [“The first shout and charge decides the business.”&mdash;Livy, xxv. 41.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the means we choose to make use of in so great a hazard should be as
+ much as possible at our own command: wherefore I should advise to choose
+ weapons of the shortest sort, and such of which we are able to give the
+ best account. A man may repose more confidence in a sword he holds in his
+ hand than in a bullet he discharges out of a pistol, wherein there must be
+ a concurrence of several circumstances to make it perform its office, the
+ powder, the stone, and the wheel: if any of which fail it endangers your
+ fortune. A man himself strikes much surer than the air can direct his
+ blow:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et, quo ferre velint, permittere vulnera ventis
+ Ensis habet vires; et gens quaecumque virorum est,
+ Bella gerit gladiis.”
+
+ [“And so where they choose to carry [the arrows], the winds allow
+ the wounds; the sword has strength of arm: and whatever nation of
+ men there is, they wage war with swords.”&mdash;Lucan, viii. 384.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But of that weapon I shall speak more fully when I come to compare the
+ arms of the ancients with those of modern use; only, by the way, the
+ astonishment of the ear abated, which every one grows familiar with in a
+ short time, I look upon it as a weapon of very little execution, and hope
+ we shall one day lay it aside. That missile weapon which the Italians
+ formerly made use of both with fire and by sling was much more terrible:
+ they called a certain kind of javelin, armed at the point with an iron
+ three feet long, that it might pierce through and through an armed man,
+ Phalarica, which they sometimes in the field darted by hand, sometimes
+ from several sorts of engines for the defence of beleaguered places; the
+ shaft being rolled round with flax, wax, rosin, oil, and other combustible
+ matter, took fire in its flight, and lighting upon the body of a man or
+ his target, took away all the use of arms and limbs. And yet, coming to
+ close fight, I should think they would also damage the assailant, and that
+ the camp being as it were planted with these flaming truncheons, would
+ produce a common inconvenience to the whole crowd:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Magnum stridens contorta Phalarica venit,
+ Fulminis acta modo.”
+
+ [“The Phalarica, launched like lightning, flies through
+ the air with a loud rushing sound.”&mdash;AEneid, ix. 705.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They had, moreover, other devices which custom made them perfect in (which
+ seem incredible to us who have not seen them), by which they supplied the
+ effects of our powder and shot. They darted their spears with so great
+ force, as ofttimes to transfix two targets and two armed men at once, and
+ pin them together. Neither was the effect of their slings less certain of
+ execution or of shorter carriage:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Culling round stones from the beach for their slings; and with
+ these practising over the waves, so as from a great distance to
+ throw within a very small circuit, they became able not only to
+ wound an enemy in the head, but hit any other part at pleasure.”
+ &mdash;Livy, xxxviii. 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Their pieces of battery had not only the execution but the thunder of our
+ cannon also:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ad ictus moenium cum terribili sonitu editos,
+ pavor et trepidatio cepit.”
+
+ [“At the battery of the walls, performed with a terrible noise,
+ the defenders began to fear and tremble.”&mdash;Idem, ibid., 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Gauls, our kinsmen in Asia, abominated these treacherous missile arms,
+ it being their use to fight, with greater bravery, hand to hand:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“They are not so much concerned about large gashes-the bigger and
+ deeper the wound, the more glorious do they esteem the combat but
+ when they find themselves tormented by some arrow-head or bullet
+ lodged within, but presenting little outward show of wound,
+ transported with shame and anger to perish by so imperceptible a
+ destroyer, they fall to the ground.”&mdash;-Livy, xxxviii. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A pretty description of something very like an arquebuse-shot. The ten
+ thousand Greeks in their long and famous retreat met with a nation who
+ very much galled them with great and strong bows, carrying arrows so long
+ that, taking them up, one might return them back like a dart, and with
+ them pierce a buckler and an armed man through and through. The engines,
+ that Dionysius invented at Syracuse to shoot vast massy darts and stones
+ of a prodigious greatness with so great impetuosity and at so great a
+ distance, came very near to our modern inventions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But in this discourse of horses and horsemanship, we are not to forget the
+ pleasant posture of one Maistre Pierre Pol, a doctor of divinity, upon his
+ mule, whom Monstrelet reports always to have ridden sideways through the
+ streets of Paris like a woman. He says also, elsewhere, that the Gascons
+ had terrible horses, that would wheel in their full speed, which the
+ French, Picards, Flemings, and Brabanters looked upon as a miracle,
+ “having never seen the like before,” which are his very words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Caesar, speaking of the Suabians: “in the charges they make on
+ horseback,” says he, “they often throw themselves off to fight
+ on foot, having taught their horses not to stir in the meantime from the
+ place, to which they presently run again upon occasion; and according to
+ their custom, nothing is so unmanly and so base as to use saddles or pads,
+ and they despise such as make use of those conveniences: insomuch that,
+ being but a very few in number, they fear not to attack a great many.”
+ That which I have formerly wondered at, to see a horse made to perform all
+ his airs with a switch only and the reins upon his neck, was common with
+ the Massilians, who rid their horses without saddle or bridle:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et gens, quae nudo residens Massylia dorso,
+ Ora levi flectit, fraenorum nescia, virga.”
+
+ [“The Massylians, mounted on the bare backs of their horses,
+ bridleless, guide them by a mere switch.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. 682.]
+
+ “Et Numidae infraeni cingunt.”
+
+ [“The Numidians guiding their horses without bridles.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, iv. 41.]
+
+ “Equi sine fraenis, deformis ipse cursus,
+ rigida cervice et extento capite currentium.”
+
+ [“The career of a horse without a bridle is ungraceful; the neck
+ extended stiff, and the nose thrust out.”&mdash;Livy, xxxv. II.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ King Alfonso,&mdash;[Alfonso XI., king of Leon and Castile, died 1350.]&mdash;
+ he who first instituted the Order of the Band or Scarf in Spain, amongst
+ other rules of the order, gave them this, that they should never ride mule
+ or mulet, upon penalty of a mark of silver; this I had lately out of
+ Guevara’s Letters. Whoever gave these the title of Golden Epistles
+ had another kind of opinion of them than I have. The Courtier says, that
+ till his time it was a disgrace to a gentleman to ride on one of these
+ creatures: but the Abyssinians, on the contrary, the nearer they are to
+ the person of Prester John, love to be mounted upon large mules, for the
+ greatest dignity and grandeur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Xenophon tells us, that the Assyrians were fain to keep their horses
+ fettered in the stable, they were so fierce and vicious; and that it
+ required so much time to loose and harness them, that to avoid any
+ disorder this tedious preparation might bring upon them in case of
+ surprise, they never sat down in their camp till it was first well
+ fortified with ditches and ramparts. His Cyrus, who was so great a master
+ in all manner of horse service, kept his horses to their due work, and
+ never suffered them to have anything to eat till first they had earned it
+ by the sweat of some kind of exercise. The Scythians when in the field and
+ in scarcity of provisions used to let their horses blood, which they
+ drank, and sustained themselves by that diet:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Venit et epoto Sarmata pastus equo.”
+
+ [“The Scythian comes, who feeds on horse-flesh”
+ &mdash;Martial, De Spectaculis Libey, Epigr. iii. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Those of Crete, being besieged by Metellus, were in so great necessity for
+ drink that they were fain to quench their thirst with their horses urine.&mdash;[Val.
+ Max., vii. 6, ext. 1.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To shew how much cheaper the Turkish armies support themselves than our
+ European forces, ‘tis said that besides the soldiers drink nothing
+ but water and eat nothing but rice and salt flesh pulverised (of which
+ every one may easily carry about with him a month’s provision), they
+ know how to feed upon the blood of their horses as well as the Muscovite
+ and Tartar, and salt it for their use.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These new-discovered people of the Indies [Mexico and Yucatan D.W.], when
+ the Spaniards first landed amongst them, had so great an opinion both of
+ the men and horses, that they looked upon the first as gods and the other
+ as animals ennobled above their nature; insomuch that after they were
+ subdued, coming to the men to sue for peace and pardon, and to bring them
+ gold and provisions, they failed not to offer of the same to the horses,
+ with the same kind of harangue to them they had made to the others:
+ interpreting their neighing for a language of truce and friendship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the other Indies, to ride upon an elephant was the first and royal
+ place of honour; the second to ride in a coach with four horses; the third
+ to ride upon a camel; and the last and least honour to be carried or drawn
+ by one horse only. Some one of our late writers tells us that he has been
+ in countries in those parts where they ride upon oxen with pads, stirrups,
+ and bridles, and very much at their ease.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Quintus Fabius Maximus Rullianus, in a battle with the Samnites, seeing
+ his horse, after three or four charges, had failed of breaking into the
+ enemy’s battalion, took this course, to make them unbridle all their
+ horses and spur their hardest, so that having nothing to check their
+ career, they might through weapons and men open the way to his foot, who
+ by that means gave them a bloody defeat. The same command was given by
+ Quintus Fulvius Flaccus against the Celtiberians:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“You will do your business with greater advantage of your horses’
+ strength, if you send them unbridled upon the enemy, as it is
+ recorded the Roman horse to their great glory have often done; their
+ bits being taken off, they charged through and again back through
+ the enemy’s ranks with great slaughter, breaking down all their
+ spears.”&mdash;Idem, xl. 40.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Duke of Muscovy was anciently obliged to pay this reverence to the
+ Tartars, that when they sent an embassy to him he went out to meet them on
+ foot, and presented them with a goblet of mares’ milk (a beverage of
+ greatest esteem amongst them), and if, in drinking, a drop fell by chance
+ upon their horse’s mane, he was bound to lick it off with his
+ tongue. The army that Bajazet had sent into Russia was overwhelmed with so
+ dreadful a tempest of snow, that to shelter and preserve themselves from
+ the cold, many killed and embowelled their horses, to creep into their
+ bellies and enjoy the benefit of that vital heat. Bajazet, after that
+ furious battle wherein he was overthrown by Tamerlane, was in a hopeful
+ way of securing his own person by the fleetness of an Arabian mare he had
+ under him, had he not been constrained to let her drink her fill at the
+ ford of a river in his way, which rendered her so heavy and indisposed,
+ that he was afterwards easily overtaken by those that pursued him. They
+ say, indeed, that to let a horse stale takes him off his mettle, but as to
+ drinking, I should rather have thought it would refresh him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Croesus, marching his army through certain waste lands near Sardis, met
+ with an infinite number of serpents, which the horses devoured with great
+ appetite, and which Herodotus says was a prodigy of ominous portent to his
+ affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We call a horse entire, that has his mane and ears so, and no other will
+ pass muster. The Lacedaemonians, having defeated the Athenians in Sicily,
+ returning triumphant from the victory into the city of Syracuse, amongst
+ other insolences, caused all the horses they had taken to be shorn and led
+ in triumph. Alexander fought with a nation called Dahas, whose discipline
+ it was to march two and two together armed on one horse, to the war; and
+ being in fight, one of them alighted, and so they fought on horseback and
+ on foot, one after another by turns.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not think that for graceful riding any nation in the world excels the
+ French. A good horseman, according to our way of speaking, seems rather to
+ have respect to the courage of the man than address in riding. Of all that
+ ever I saw, the most knowing in that art, who had the best seat and the
+ best method in breaking horses, was Monsieur de Carnavalet, who served our
+ King Henry II.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen a man ride with both his feet upon the saddle, take off his
+ saddle, and at his return take it up again and replace it, riding all the
+ while full speed; having galloped over a cap, make at it very good shots
+ backwards with his bow; take up anything from the ground, setting one foot
+ on the ground and the other in the stirrup: with twenty other ape’s
+ tricks, which he got his living by.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There has been seen in my time at Constantinople two men upon one horse,
+ who, in the height of its speed, would throw themselves off and into the
+ saddle again by turn; and one who bridled and saddled his horse with
+ nothing but his teeth; an other who betwixt two horses, one foot upon one
+ saddle and the other upon another, carrying the other man upon his
+ shoulders, would ride full career, the other standing bolt upright upon
+ and making very good shots with his bow; several who would ride full speed
+ with their heels upward, and their heads upon the saddle betwixt several
+ scimitars, with the points upwards, fixed in the harness. When I was a
+ boy, the prince of Sulmona, riding an unbroken horse at Naples, prone to
+ all sorts of action, held reals&mdash;[A small coin of Spain, the Two
+ Sicilies, &amp;c.]&mdash;under his knees and toes, as if they had been
+ nailed there, to shew the firmness of his seat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XLIX&mdash;&mdash;OF ANCIENT CUSTOMS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I should willingly pardon our people for admitting no other pattern or
+ rule of perfection than their own peculiar manners and customs; for
+ ‘tis a common vice, not of the vulgar only, but almost of all men,
+ to walk in the beaten road their ancestors have trod before them. I am
+ content, when they see Fabricius or Laelius, that they look upon their
+ countenance and behaviour as barbarous, seeing they are neither clothed
+ nor fashioned according to our mode. But I find fault with their singular
+ indiscretion in suffering themselves to be so blinded and imposed upon by
+ the authority of the present usage as every month to alter their opinion,
+ if custom so require, and that they should so vary their judgment in their
+ own particular concern. When they wore the busk of their doublets up as
+ high as their breasts, they stiffly maintained that they were in their
+ proper place; some years after it was slipped down betwixt their thighs,
+ and then they could laugh at the former fashion as uneasy and intolerable.
+ The fashion now in use makes them absolutely condemn the other two with so
+ great resolution and so universal consent, that a man would think there
+ was a certain kind of madness crept in amongst them, that infatuates their
+ understandings to this strange degree. Now, seeing that our change of
+ fashions is so prompt and sudden, that the inventions of all the tailors
+ in the world cannot furnish out new whim-whams enow to feed our vanity
+ withal, there will often be a necessity that the despised forms must again
+ come in vogue, these immediately after fall into the same contempt; and
+ that the same judgment must, in the space of fifteen or twenty years, take
+ up half-a-dozen not only divers but contrary opinions, with an incredible
+ lightness and inconstancy; there is not any of us so discreet, who suffers
+ not himself to be gulled with this contradiction, and both in external and
+ internal sight to be insensibly blinded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I wish to muster up here some old customs that I have in memory, some of
+ them the same with ours, the others different, to the end that, bearing in
+ mind this continual variation of human things, we may have our judgment
+ more clearly and firmly settled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The thing in use amongst us of fighting with rapier and cloak was in
+ practice amongst the Romans also:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sinistras sagis involvunt, gladiosque distringunt,”
+
+ [“They wrapt their cloaks upon the left arm, and drew their
+ swords.”&mdash;De Bello Civili, i. 75.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ says Caesar; and he observes a vicious custom of our nation, that
+ continues yet amongst us, which is to stop passengers we meet upon the
+ road, to compel them to give an account who they are, and to take it for
+ an affront and just cause of quarrel if they refuse to do it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the Baths, which the ancients made use of every day before they went to
+ dinner, and as frequently as we wash our hands, they at first only bathed
+ their arms and legs; but afterwards, and by a custom that has continued
+ for many ages in most nations of the world, they bathed stark naked in
+ mixed and perfumed water, looking upon it as a great simplicity to bathe
+ in mere water. The most delicate and affected perfumed themselves all over
+ three or four times a day. They often caused their hair to be pinched off,
+ as the women of France have some time since taken up a custom to do their
+ foreheads,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quod pectus, quod crura tibi, quod brachia veilis,”
+
+ [“You pluck the hairs out of your breast, your arms, and thighs.”
+ &mdash;Martial, ii. 62, i.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ though they had ointments proper for that purpose:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Psilotro nitet, aut acids latet oblita creta.”
+
+ [“She shines with unguents, or with chalk dissolved in vinegar.”
+ &mdash;Idem, vi. 93, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They delighted to lie soft, and alleged it as a great testimony of
+ hardiness to lie upon a mattress. They ate lying upon beds, much after the
+ manner of the Turks in this age:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Inde thoro pater AEneas sic orsus ab alto.”
+
+ [“Thus Father AEneas, from his high bed of state, spoke.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, ii. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And ‘tis said of the younger Cato, that after the battle of
+ Pharsalia, being entered into a melancholy disposition at the ill posture
+ of the public affairs, he took his repasts always sitting, assuming a
+ strict and austere course of life. It was also their custom to kiss the
+ hands of great persons; the more to honour and caress them. And meeting
+ with friends, they always kissed in salutation, as do the Venetians:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Gratatusque darem cum dulcibus oscula verbis.”
+
+ [“And kindest words I would mingle with kisses.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, De Pont., iv. 9, 13]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In petitioning or saluting any great man, they used to lay their hands
+ upon his knees. Pasicles the philosopher, brother of Crates, instead of
+ laying his hand upon the knee laid it upon the private parts, and being
+ roughly repulsed by him to whom he made that indecent compliment: “What,”
+ said he, “is not that part your own as well as the other?”
+ &mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, vi. 89.]&mdash;They used to eat fruit, as we
+ do, after dinner. They wiped their fundaments (let the ladies, if they
+ please, mince it smaller) with a sponge, which is the reason that ‘spongia’
+ is a smutty word in Latin; which sponge was fastened to the end of a
+ stick, as appears by the story of him who, as he was led along to be
+ thrown to the wild beasts in the sight of the people, asking leave to do
+ his business, and having no other way to despatch himself, forced the
+ sponge and stick down his throat and choked himself.&mdash;[Seneca, Ep.,
+ 70.] They used to wipe, after coition, with perfumed wool:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “At tibi nil faciam; sed Iota mentula lana.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ They had in the streets of Rome vessels and little tubs for passengers to
+ urine in:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pusi saepe lacum propter se, ac dolia curta.
+ Somno devincti, credunt extollere vestem.”
+
+ [“The little boys in their sleep often think they are near the
+ public urinal, and raise their coats to make use of it.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iv.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They had collation betwixt meals, and had in summer cellars of snow to
+ cool their wine; and some there were who made use of snow in winter, not
+ thinking their wine cool enough, even at that cold season of the year. The
+ men of quality had their cupbearers and carvers, and their buffoons to
+ make them sport. They had their meat served up in winter upon chafing
+ dishes, which were set upon the table, and had portable kitchens (of which
+ I myself have seen some) wherein all their service was carried about with
+ them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Has vobis epulas habete, lauti
+ Nos offendimur ambulante caena.”
+
+ [“Do you, if you please, esteem these feasts: we do not like the
+ ambulatory suppers.”&mdash;Martial, vii. 48, 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In summer they had a contrivance to bring fresh and clear rills through
+ their lower rooms, wherein were great store of living fish, which the
+ guests took out with their own hands to be dressed every man according to
+ his own liking. Fish has ever had this pre-eminence, and keeps it still,
+ that the grandees, as to them, all pretend to be cooks; and indeed the
+ taste is more delicate than that of flesh, at least to my fancy. But in
+ all sorts of magnificence, debauchery, and voluptuous inventions of
+ effeminacy and expense, we do, in truth, all we can to parallel them; for
+ our wills are as corrupt as theirs: but we want ability to equal them. Our
+ force is no more able to reach them in their vicious, than in their
+ virtuous, qualities, for both the one and the other proceeded from a
+ vigour of soul which was without comparison greater in them than in us;
+ and souls, by how much the weaker they are, by so much have they less
+ power to do either very well or very ill.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The highest place of honour amongst them was the middle. The name going
+ before, or following after, either in writing or speaking, had no
+ signification of grandeur, as is evident by their writings; they will as
+ soon say Oppius and Caesar, as Caesar and Oppius; and me and thee, as thee
+ and me. This is the reason that made me formerly take notice in the life
+ of Flaminius, in our French Plutarch, of one passage, where it seems as if
+ the author, speaking of the jealousy of honour betwixt the AEtolians and
+ Romans, about the winning of a battle they had with their joined forces
+ obtained, made it of some importance, that in the Greek songs they had put
+ the AEtolians before the Romans: if there be no amphibology in the words
+ of the French translation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ladies, in their baths, made no scruple of admitting men amongst them,
+ and moreover made use of their serving-men to rub and anoint them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Inguina succinctus nigri tibi servus aluta
+ Stat, quoties calidis nuda foveris aquis.”
+
+ [“A slave&mdash;his middle girded with a black apron&mdash;stands before you,
+ when, naked, you take a hot bath.”&mdash;Martial, vii. 35, i.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They all powdered themselves with a certain powder, to moderate their
+ sweats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ancient Gauls, says Sidonius Apollinaris, wore their hair long before
+ and the hinder part of the head shaved, a fashion that begins to revive in
+ this vicious and effeminate age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Romans used to pay the watermen their fare at their first stepping
+ into the boat, which we never do till after landing:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum aes exigitur, dum mula ligatur,
+ Tota abit hora.”
+
+ [“Whilst the fare’s paying, and the mule is being harnessed, a whole
+ hour’s time is past.”&mdash;Horace, Sat. i. 5, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The women used to lie on the side of the bed next the wall: and for that
+ reason they called Caesar,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Spondam regis Nicomedis,”
+
+ [“The bed of King Nicomedes.”&mdash;Suetonius, Life of Caesar, 49.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They took breath in their drinking, and watered their wine
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis puer ocius
+ Restinguet ardentis Falerni
+ Pocula praetereunte lympha?”
+
+ [“What boy will quickly come and cool the heat of the Falernian
+ wine with clear water?”&mdash;Horace, Od., ii. z, 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the roguish looks and gestures of our lackeys were also in use amongst
+ them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “O Jane, a tergo quern nulls ciconia pinsit,
+ Nec manus, auriculas imitari est mobilis albas,
+ Nec lingua, quantum sitiat canis Appula, tantum.”
+
+ [“O Janus, whom no crooked fingers, simulating a stork, peck at
+ behind your back, whom no quick hands deride behind you, by
+ imitating the motion of the white ears of the ass, against whom no
+ mocking tongue is thrust out, as the tongue of the thirsty Apulian
+ dog.”&mdash;Persius, i. 58.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Argian and Roman ladies mourned in white, as ours did formerly and
+ should do still, were I to govern in this point. But there are whole books
+ on this subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER L&mdash;&mdash;OF DEMOCRITUS AND HERACLITUS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The judgment is an utensil proper for all subjects, and will have an oar
+ in everything: which is the reason, that in these Essays I take hold of
+ all occasions where, though it happen to be a subject I do not very well
+ understand, I try, however, sounding it at a distance, and finding it too
+ deep for my stature, I keep me on the shore; and this knowledge that a man
+ can proceed no further, is one effect of its virtue, yes, one of those of
+ which it is most proud. One while in an idle and frivolous subject, I try
+ to find out matter whereof to compose a body, and then to prop and support
+ it; another while, I employ it in a noble subject, one that has been
+ tossed and tumbled by a thousand hands, wherein a man can scarce possibly
+ introduce anything of his own, the way being so beaten on every side that
+ he must of necessity walk in the steps of another: in such a case, ‘tis
+ the work of the judgment to take the way that seems best, and of a
+ thousand paths, to determine that this or that is the best. I leave the
+ choice of my arguments to fortune, and take that she first presents to me;
+ they are all alike to me, I never design to go through any of them; for I
+ never see all of anything: neither do they who so largely promise to show
+ it others. Of a hundred members and faces that everything has, I take one,
+ onewhile to look it over only, another while to ripple up the skin, and
+ sometimes to pinch it to the bones: I give a stab, not so wide but as deep
+ as I can, and am for the most part tempted to take it in hand by some new
+ light I discover in it. Did I know myself less, I might perhaps venture to
+ handle something or other to the bottom, and to be deceived in my own
+ inability; but sprinkling here one word and there another, patterns cut
+ from several pieces and scattered without design and without engaging
+ myself too far, I am not responsible for them, or obliged to keep close to
+ my subject, without varying at my own liberty and pleasure, and giving up
+ myself to doubt and uncertainty, and to my own governing method,
+ ignorance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All motion discovers us: the very same soul of Caesar, that made itself so
+ conspicuous in marshalling and commanding the battle of Pharsalia, was
+ also seen as solicitous and busy in the softer affairs of love and
+ leisure. A man makes a judgment of a horse, not only by seeing him when he
+ is showing off his paces, but by his very walk, nay, and by seeing him
+ stand in the stable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst the functions of the soul, there are some of a lower and meaner
+ form; he who does not see her in those inferior offices as well as in
+ those of nobler note, never fully discovers her; and, peradventure, she is
+ best shown where she moves her simpler pace. The winds of passions take
+ most hold of her in her highest flights; and the rather by reason that she
+ wholly applies herself to, and exercises her whole virtue upon, every
+ particular subject, and never handles more than one thing at a time, and
+ that not according to it, but according to herself. Things in respect to
+ themselves have, peradventure, their weight, measures, and conditions; but
+ when we once take them into us, the soul forms them as she pleases. Death
+ is terrible to Cicero, coveted by Cato, indifferent to Socrates. Health,
+ conscience, authority, knowledge, riches, beauty, and their contraries,
+ all strip themselves at their entering into us, and receive a new robe,
+ and of another fashion, from the soul; and of what colour, brown, bright,
+ green, dark, and of what quality, sharp, sweet, deep, or superficial, as
+ best pleases each of them, for they are not agreed upon any common
+ standard of forms, rules, or proceedings; every one is a queen in her own
+ dominions. Let us, therefore, no more excuse ourselves upon the external
+ qualities of things; it belongs to us to give ourselves an account of
+ them. Our good or ill has no other dependence but on ourselves. ‘Tis
+ there that our offerings and our vows are due, and not to fortune she has
+ no power over our manners; on the contrary, they draw and make her follow
+ in their train, and cast her in their own mould. Why should not I judge of
+ Alexander at table, ranting and drinking at the prodigious rate he
+ sometimes used to do?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or, if he played at chess? what string of his soul was not touched by this
+ idle and childish game? I hate and avoid it, because it is not play
+ enough, that it is too grave and serious a diversion, and I am ashamed to
+ lay out as much thought and study upon it as would serve to much better
+ uses. He did not more pump his brains about his glorious expedition into
+ the Indies, nor than another in unravelling a passage upon which depends
+ the safety of mankind. To what a degree does this ridiculous diversion
+ molest the soul, when all her faculties are summoned together upon this
+ trivial account! and how fair an opportunity she herein gives every one to
+ know and to make a right judgment of himself? I do not more thoroughly
+ sift myself in any other posture than this: what passion are we exempted
+ from in it? Anger, spite, malice, impatience, and a vehement desire of
+ getting the better in a concern wherein it were more excusable to be
+ ambitious of being overcome; for to be eminent, to excel above the common
+ rate in frivolous things, nowise befits a man of honour. What I say in
+ this example may be said in all others. Every particle, every employment
+ of man manifests him equally with any other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Democritus and Heraclitus were two philosophers, of whom the first,
+ finding human condition ridiculous and vain, never appeared abroad but
+ with a jeering and laughing countenance; whereas Heraclitus commiserating
+ that same condition of ours, appeared always with a sorrowful look, and
+ tears in his eyes:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Alter
+ Ridebat, quoties a limine moverat unum
+ Protuleratque pedem; flebat contrarius alter.”
+
+ [“The one always, as often as he had stepped one pace from his
+ threshold, laughed, the other always wept.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., x. 28.]
+
+ [Or, as Voltaire: “Life is a comedy to those who think;
+ a tragedy to those who feel.” D.W.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am clearly for the first humour; not because it is more pleasant to
+ laugh than to weep, but because it expresses more contempt and
+ condemnation than the other, and I think we can never be despised
+ according to our full desert. Compassion and bewailing seem to imply some
+ esteem of and value for the thing bemoaned; whereas the things we laugh at
+ are by that expressed to be of no moment. I do not think that we are so
+ unhappy as we are vain, or have in us so much malice as folly; we are not
+ so full of mischief as inanity; nor so miserable as we are vile and mean.
+ And therefore Diogenes, who passed away his time in rolling himself in his
+ tub, and made nothing of the great Alexander, esteeming us no better than
+ flies or bladders puffed up with wind, was a sharper and more penetrating,
+ and, consequently in my opinion, a juster judge than Timon, surnamed the
+ Man-hater; for what a man hates he lays to heart. This last was an enemy
+ to all mankind, who passionately desired our ruin, and avoided our
+ conversation as dangerous, proceeding from wicked and depraved natures:
+ the other valued us so little that we could neither trouble nor infect him
+ by our example; and left us to herd one with another, not out of fear, but
+ from contempt of our society: concluding us as incapable of doing good as
+ evil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the same strain was Statilius’ answer, when Brutus courted him
+ into the conspiracy against Caesar; he was satisfied that the enterprise
+ was just, but he did not think mankind worthy of a wise man’s
+ concern’; according to the doctrine of Hegesias, who said, that a
+ wise man ought to do nothing but for himself, forasmuch as he only was
+ worthy of it: and to the saying of Theodorus, that it was not reasonable a
+ wise man should hazard himself for his country, and endanger wisdom for a
+ company of fools. Our condition is as ridiculous as risible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER LI&mdash;&mdash;OF THE VANITY OF WORDS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ A rhetorician of times past said, that to make little things appear great
+ was his profession. This was a shoemaker, who can make a great shoe for a
+ little foot.&mdash;[A saying of Agesilaus.]&mdash;They would in Sparta
+ have sent such a fellow to be whipped for making profession of a tricky
+ and deceitful act; and I fancy that Archidamus, who was king of that
+ country, was a little surprised at the answer of Thucydides, when
+ inquiring of him, which was the better wrestler, Pericles, or he, he
+ replied, that it was hard to affirm; for when I have thrown him, said he,
+ he always persuades the spectators that he had no fall and carries away
+ the prize. &mdash;[Quintilian, ii. 15.]&mdash;The women who paint, pounce,
+ and plaster up their ruins, filling up their wrinkles and deformities, are
+ less to blame, because it is no great matter whether we see them in their
+ natural complexions; whereas these make it their business to deceive not
+ our sight only but our judgments, and to adulterate and corrupt the very
+ essence of things. The republics that have maintained themselves in a
+ regular and well-modelled government, such as those of Lacedaemon and
+ Crete, had orators in no very great esteem. Aristo wisely defined rhetoric
+ to be “a science to persuade the people;” Socrates and Plato
+ “an art to flatter and deceive.” And those who deny it in the
+ general description, verify it throughout in their precepts. The
+ Mohammedans will not suffer their children to be instructed in it, as
+ being useless, and the Athenians, perceiving of how pernicious consequence
+ the practice of it was, it being in their city of universal esteem,
+ ordered the principal part, which is to move the affections, with their
+ exordiums and perorations, to be taken away. ‘Tis an engine invented
+ to manage and govern a disorderly and tumultuous rabble, and that never is
+ made use of, but like physic to the sick, in a discomposed state. In those
+ where the vulgar or the ignorant, or both together, have been all-powerful
+ and able to give the law, as in those of Athens, Rhodes, and Rome, and
+ where the public affairs have been in a continual tempest of commotion, to
+ such places have the orators always repaired. And in truth, we shall find
+ few persons in those republics who have pushed their fortunes to any great
+ degree of eminence without the assistance of eloquence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pompey, Caesar, Crassus, Lucullus, Lentulus, Metellus, thence took their
+ chiefest spring, to mount to that degree of authority at which they at
+ last arrived, making it of greater use to them than arms, contrary to the
+ opinion of better times; for, L. Volumnius speaking publicly in favour of
+ the election of Q. Fabius and Pub. Decius, to the consular dignity:
+ “These are men,” said he, “born for war and great in
+ execution; in the combat of the tongue altogether wanting; spirits truly
+ consular. The subtle, eloquent, and learned are only good for the city, to
+ make praetors of, to administer justice.”&mdash;[Livy, x. 22.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Eloquence most flourished at Rome when the public affairs were in the
+ worst condition and most disquieted with intestine commotions; as a free
+ and untilled soil bears the worst weeds. By which it should seem that a
+ monarchical government has less need of it than any other: for the
+ stupidity and facility natural to the common people, and that render them
+ subject to be turned and twined and, led by the ears by this charming
+ harmony of words, without weighing or considering the truth and reality of
+ things by the force of reason: this facility, I say, is not easily found
+ in a single person, and it is also more easy by good education and advice
+ to secure him from the impression of this poison. There was never any
+ famous orator known to come out of Persia or Macedon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have entered into this discourse upon the occasion of an Italian I
+ lately received into my service, and who was clerk of the kitchen to the
+ late Cardinal Caraffa till his death. I put this fellow upon an account of
+ his office: when he fell to discourse of this palate-science, with such a
+ settled countenance and magisterial gravity, as if he had been handling
+ some profound point of divinity. He made a learned distinction of the
+ several sorts of appetites; of that a man has before he begins to eat, and
+ of those after the second and third service; the means simply to satisfy
+ the first, and then to raise and actuate the other two; the ordering of
+ the sauces, first in general, and then proceeded to the qualities of the
+ ingredients and their effects; the differences of salads according to
+ their seasons, those which ought to be served up hot, and which cold; the
+ manner of their garnishment and decoration to render them acceptable to
+ the eye. After which he entered upon the order of the whole service, full
+ of weighty and important considerations:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec minimo sane discrimine refert,
+ Quo gestu lepores, et quo gallina secetur;”
+
+ [“Nor with less discrimination observes how we should carve a hare,
+ and how a hen.” or, (“Nor with the least discrimination relates how
+ we should carve hares, and how cut up a hen.)”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, Sat., v. 123.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and all this set out with lofty and magnificent words, the very same we
+ make use of when we discourse of the government of an empire. Which
+ learned lecture of my man brought this of Terence into my memory:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hoc salsum est, hoc adustum est, hoc lautum est, parum:
+ Illud recte: iterum sic memento: sedulo
+ Moneo, qux possum, pro mea sapientia.
+ Postremo, tanquam in speculum, in patinas,
+ Demea, Inspicere jubeo, et moneo, quid facto usus sit.”
+
+ [“This is too salt, that’s burnt, that’s not washed enough; that’s
+ well; remember to do so another time. Thus do I ever advise them to
+ have things done properly, according to my capacity; and lastly,
+ Demea, I command my cooks to look into every dish as if it were a
+ mirror, and tell them what they should do.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Adelph., iii. 3, 71.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And yet even the Greeks themselves very much admired and highly applauded
+ the order and disposition that Paulus AEmilius observed in the feast he
+ gave them at his return from Macedon. But I do not here speak of effects,
+ I speak of words only.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not know whether it may have the same operation upon other men that
+ it has upon me, but when I hear our architects thunder out their bombast
+ words of pilasters, architraves, and cornices, of the Corinthian and Doric
+ orders, and suchlike jargon, my imagination is presently possessed with
+ the palace of Apollidon; when, after all, I find them but the paltry
+ pieces of my own kitchen door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To hear men talk of metonomies, metaphors, and allegories, and other
+ grammar words, would not one think they signified some rare and exotic
+ form of speaking? And yet they are phrases that come near to the babble of
+ my chambermaid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this other is a gullery of the same stamp, to call the offices of our
+ kingdom by the lofty titles of the Romans, though they have no similitude
+ of function, and still less of authority and power. And this also, which I
+ doubt will one day turn to the reproach of this age of ours, unworthily
+ and indifferently to confer upon any we think fit the most glorious
+ surnames with which antiquity honoured but one or two persons in several
+ ages. Plato carried away the surname of Divine, by so universal a consent
+ that never any one repined at it, or attempted to take it from him; and
+ yet the Italians, who pretend, and with good reason, to more sprightly
+ wits and sounder sense than the other nations of their time, have lately
+ bestowed the same title upon Aretin, in whose writings, save tumid phrases
+ set out with smart periods, ingenious indeed but far-fetched and
+ fantastic, and the eloquence, be it what it may, I see nothing in him
+ above the ordinary writers of his time, so far is he from approaching the
+ ancient divinity. And we make nothing of giving the surname of great to
+ princes who have nothing more than ordinary in them.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER LII&mdash;&mdash;OF THE PARSIMONY OF THE ANCIENTS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Attilius Regulus, general of the Roman army in Africa, in the height of
+ all his glory and victories over the Carthaginians, wrote to the Republic
+ to acquaint them that a certain hind he had left in trust with his estate,
+ which was in all but seven acres of land, had run away with all his
+ instruments of husbandry, and entreating therefore, that they would please
+ to call him home that he might take order in his own affairs, lest his
+ wife and children should suffer by this disaster. Whereupon the Senate
+ appointed another to manage his business, caused his losses to be made
+ good, and ordered his family to be maintained at the public expense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The elder Cato, returning consul from Spain, sold his warhorse to save the
+ money it would have cost in bringing it back by sea into Italy; and being
+ Governor of Sardinia, he made all his visits on foot, without other train
+ than one officer of the Republic who carried his robe and a censer for
+ sacrifices, and for the most part carried his trunk himself. He bragged
+ that he had never worn a gown that cost above ten crowns, nor had ever
+ sent above tenpence to the market for one day’s provision; and that
+ as to his country houses, he had not one that was rough-cast on the
+ outside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scipio AEmilianus, after two triumphs and two consulships, went an embassy
+ with no more than seven servants in his train. ‘Tis said that Homer
+ had never more than one, Plato three, and Zeno, founder of the sect of
+ Stoics, none at all. Tiberius Gracchus was allowed but fivepence halfpenny
+ a day when employed as public minister about the public affairs, and being
+ at that time the greatest man of Rome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER LIII&mdash;&mdash;OF A SAYING OF CAESAR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ If we would sometimes bestow a little consideration upon ourselves, and
+ employ the time we spend in prying into other men’s actions, and
+ discovering things without us, in examining our own abilities we should
+ soon perceive of how infirm and decaying material this fabric of ours is
+ composed. Is it not a singular testimony of imperfection that we cannot
+ establish our satisfaction in any one thing, and that even our own fancy
+ and desire should deprive us of the power to choose what is most proper
+ and useful for us? A very good proof of this is the great dispute that has
+ ever been amongst the philosophers, of finding out man’s sovereign
+ good, that continues yet, and will eternally continue, without solution or
+ accord:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum abest quod avemus, id exsuperare videtur
+ Caetera; post aliud, quum contigit illud, avemus,
+ Et sitis aequa tenet.”
+
+ [“While that which we desire is wanting, it seems to surpass all the
+ rest; then, when we have got it, we want something else; ‘tis ever
+ the same thirst”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 1095.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whatever it is that falls into our knowledge and possession, we find that
+ it satisfies not, and we still pant after things to come and unknown,
+ inasmuch as those present do not suffice for us; not that, in my judgment,
+ they have not in them wherewith to do it, but because we seize them with
+ an unruly and immoderate haste:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam quum vidit hic, ad victum qux flagitat usus,
+ Et per quae possent vitam consistere tutam,
+ Omnia jam ferme mortalibus esse parata;
+ Divitiis homines, et honore, et laude potentes
+ Aflluere, atque bona natorum excellere fama;
+ Nec minus esse domi cuiquam tamen anxia corda,
+ Atque animi ingratis vitam vexare querelis
+ Causam, quae infestis cogit saevire querelis,
+ Intellegit ibi; vitium vas efficere ipsum,
+ Omniaque, illius vitio, corrumpier intus,
+ Qux collata foris et commoda quomque venirent.”
+
+ [“For when he saw that almost all things necessarily required for
+ subsistence, and which may render life comfortable, are already
+ prepared to their hand, that men may abundantly attain wealth,
+ honour, praise, may rejoice in the reputation of their children, yet
+ that, notwithstanding, every one has none the less in his heart and
+ home anxieties and a mind enslaved by wearing complaints, he saw
+ that the vessel itself was in fault, and that all good things which
+ were brought into it from without were spoilt by its own
+ imperfections.”&mdash;Lucretius, vi. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our appetite is irresolute and fickle; it can neither keep nor enjoy
+ anything with a good grace: and man concluding it to be the fault of the
+ things he is possessed of, fills himself with and feeds upon the idea of
+ things he neither knows nor understands, to which he devotes his hopes and
+ his desires, paying them all reverence and honour, according to the saying
+ of Caesar:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Communi fit vitio naturae, ut invisis, latitantibus
+ atque incognitis rebus magis confidamas,
+ vehementiusque exterreamur.”
+
+ [“‘Tis the common vice of nature, that we at once repose most
+ confidence, and receive the greatest apprehensions, from things
+ unseen, concealed, and unknown.”&mdash;De Bello Civil, xi. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0054" id="link2HCH0054">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER LIV&mdash;&mdash;OF VAIN SUBTLETIES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There are a sort of little knacks and frivolous subtleties from which men
+ sometimes expect to derive reputation and applause: as poets, who compose
+ whole poems with every line beginning with the same letter; we see the
+ shapes of eggs, globes, wings, and hatchets cut out by the ancient Greeks
+ by the measure of their verses, making them longer or shorter, to
+ represent such or such a figure. Of this nature was his employment who
+ made it his business to compute into how many several orders the letters
+ of the alphabet might be transposed, and found out that incredible number
+ mentioned in Plutarch. I am mightily pleased with the humour of him,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Alexander, as may be seen in Quintil., Institut. Orat., lib.
+ ii., cap. 20, where he defines Maratarexvia to be a certain
+ unnecessary imitation of art, which really does neither good nor
+ harm, but is as unprofitable and ridiculous as was the labour of
+ that man who had so perfectly learned to cast small peas through the
+ eye of a needle at a good distance that he never missed one, and was
+ justly rewarded for it, as is said, by Alexander, who saw the
+ performance, with a bushel of peas.”&mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ who having a man brought before him that had learned to throw a grain of
+ millet with such dexterity and assurance as never to miss the eye of a
+ needle; and being afterwards entreated to give something for the reward of
+ so rare a performance, he pleasantly, and in my opinion justly, ordered a
+ certain number of bushels of the same grain to be delivered to him, that
+ he might not want wherewith to exercise so famous an art. ‘Tis a
+ strong evidence of a weak judgment when men approve of things for their
+ being rare and new, or for their difficulty, where worth and usefulness
+ are not conjoined to recommend them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I come just now from playing with my own family at who could find out the
+ most things that hold by their two extremities; as Sire, which is a title
+ given to the greatest person in the nation, the king, and also to the
+ vulgar, as merchants, but never to any degree of men between. The women of
+ great quality are called Dames, inferior gentlewomen, Demoiselles, and the
+ meanest sort of women, Dames, as the first. The cloth of state over our
+ tables is not permitted but in the palaces of princes and in taverns.
+ Democritus said, that gods and beasts had sharper sense than men, who are
+ of a middle form. The Romans wore the same habit at funerals and feasts.
+ It is most certain that an extreme fear and an extreme ardour of courage
+ equally trouble and relax the belly. The nickname of Trembling with which
+ they surnamed Sancho XII., king of Navarre, tells us that valour will
+ cause a trembling in the limbs as well as fear. Those who were arming that
+ king, or some other person, who upon the like occasion was wont to be in
+ the same disorder, tried to compose him by representing the danger less he
+ was going to engage himself in: “You understand me ill,” said
+ he, “for could my flesh know the danger my courage will presently
+ carry it into, it would sink down to the ground.” The faintness that
+ surprises us from frigidity or dislike in the exercises of Venus are also
+ occasioned by a too violent desire and an immoderate heat. Extreme
+ coldness and extreme heat boil and roast. Aristotle says, that sows of
+ lead will melt and run with cold and the rigour of winter just as with a
+ vehement heat. Desire and satiety fill all the gradations above and below
+ pleasure with pain. Stupidity and wisdom meet in the same centre of
+ sentiment and resolution, in the suffering of human accidents. The wise
+ control and triumph over ill, the others know it not: these last are, as a
+ man may say, on this side of accidents, the others are beyond them, who
+ after having well weighed and considered their qualities, measured and
+ judged them what they are, by virtue of a vigorous soul leap out of their
+ reach; they disdain and trample them underfoot, having a solid and
+ well-fortified soul, against which the darts of fortune, coming to strike,
+ must of necessity rebound and blunt themselves, meeting with a body upon
+ which they can fix no impression; the ordinary and middle condition of men
+ are lodged betwixt these two extremities, consisting of such as perceive
+ evils, feel them, and are not able to support them. Infancy and
+ decrepitude meet in the imbecility of the brain; avarice and profusion in
+ the same thirst and desire of getting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A man may say with some colour of truth that there is an Abecedarian
+ ignorance that precedes knowledge, and a doctoral ignorance that comes
+ after it: an ignorance that knowledge creates and begets, at the same time
+ that it despatches and destroys the first. Of mean understandings, little
+ inquisitive, and little instructed, are made good Christians, who by
+ reverence and obedience simply believe and are constant in their belief.
+ In the average understandings and the middle sort of capacities, the error
+ of opinion is begotten; they follow the appearance of the first
+ impression, and have some colour of reason on their side to impute our
+ walking on in the old beaten path to simplicity and stupidity, meaning us
+ who have not informed ourselves by study. The higher and nobler souls,
+ more solid and clear-sighted, make up another sort of true believers, who
+ by a long and religious investigation of truth, have obtained a clearer
+ and more penetrating light into the Scriptures, and have discovered the
+ mysterious and divine secret of our ecclesiastical polity; and yet we see
+ some, who by the middle step, have arrived at that supreme degree with
+ marvellous fruit and confirmation, as to the utmost limit of Christian
+ intelligence, and enjoy their victory with great spiritual consolation,
+ humble acknowledgment of the divine favour, reformation of manners, and
+ singular modesty. I do not intend with these to rank those others, who to
+ clear themselves from all suspicion of their former errors and to satisfy
+ us that they are sound and firm, render themselves extremely indiscreet
+ and unjust, in the carrying on our cause, and blemish it with infinite
+ reproaches of violence and oppression. The simple peasants are good
+ people, and so are the philosophers, or whatever the present age calls
+ them, men of strong and clear reason, and whose souls are enriched with an
+ ample instruction of profitable sciences. The mongrels who have disdained
+ the first form of the ignorance of letters, and have not been able to
+ attain to the other (sitting betwixt two stools, as I and a great many
+ more of us do), are dangerous, foolish, and importunate; these are they
+ that trouble the world. And therefore it is that I, for my own part,
+ retreat as much as I can towards the first and natural station, whence I
+ so vainly attempted to advance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Popular and purely natural poesy
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“The term poesie populaire was employed, for the first time, in the
+ French language on this occasion. Montaigne created the expression,
+ and indicated its nature.”&mdash;Ampere.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ has in it certain artless graces, by which she may come into comparison
+ with the greatest beauty of poetry perfected by art: as we see in our
+ Gascon villanels and the songs that are brought us from nations that have
+ no knowledge of any manner of science, nor so much as the use of writing.
+ The middle sort of poesy betwixt these two is despised, of no value,
+ honour, or esteem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But seeing that the path once laid open to the fancy, I have found, as it
+ commonly falls out, that what we have taken for a difficult exercise and a
+ rare subject, prove to be nothing so, and that after the invention is once
+ warm, it finds out an infinite number of parallel examples. I shall only
+ add this one&mdash;that, were these Essays of mine considerable enough to
+ deserve a critical judgment, it might then, I think, fall out that they
+ would not much take with common and vulgar capacities, nor be very
+ acceptable to the singular and excellent sort of men; the first would not
+ understand them enough, and the last too much; and so they may hover in
+ the middle region.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER LV&mdash;&mdash;OF SMELLS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It has been reported of some, as of Alexander the Great, that their sweat
+ exhaled an odoriferous smell, occasioned by some rare and extraordinary
+ constitution, of which Plutarch and others have been inquisitive into the
+ cause. But the ordinary constitution of human bodies is quite otherwise,
+ and their best and chiefest excellency is to be exempt from smell. Nay,
+ the sweetness even of the purest breath has nothing in it of greater
+ perfection than to be without any offensive smell, like those of healthful
+ children, which made Plautus say of a woman:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mulier tum bene olet, ubi nihil olet.”
+
+ [“She smells sweetest, who smells not at all.”
+ &mdash;Plautus, Mostel, i. 3, 116.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And such as make use of fine exotic perfumes are with good reason to be
+ suspected of some natural imperfection which they endeavour by these
+ odours to conceal. To smell, though well, is to stink:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rides nos, Coracine, nil olentes
+ Malo, quam bene olere, nil olere.”
+
+ [“You laugh at us, Coracinus, because we are not scented; I would,
+ rather than smell well, not smell at all.”&mdash;Martial, vi. 55, 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And elsewhere:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Posthume, non bene olet, qui bene semper olet.”
+
+ [“Posthumus, he who ever smells well does not smell well.”
+ &mdash;Idem, ii. 12, 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am nevertheless a great lover of good smells, and as much abominate the
+ ill ones, which also I scent at a greater distance, I think, than other
+ men:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Namque sagacius unus odoror,
+ Polypus, an gravis hirsutis cubet hircus in aliis
+ Quam canis acer, ubi latest sus.”
+
+ [“My nose is quicker to scent a fetid sore or a rank armpit, than a
+ dog to smell out the hidden sow.”&mdash;Horace, Epod., xii. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Of smells, the simple and natural seem to me the most pleasing. Let the
+ ladies look to that, for ‘tis chiefly their concern: amid the most
+ profound barbarism, the Scythian women, after bathing, were wont to powder
+ and crust their faces and all their bodies with a certain odoriferous drug
+ growing in their country, which being cleansed off, when they came to have
+ familiarity with men they were found perfumed and sleek. ‘Tis not to
+ be believed how strangely all sorts of odours cleave to me, and how apt my
+ skin is to imbibe them. He that complains of nature that she has not
+ furnished mankind with a vehicle to convey smells to the nose had no
+ reason; for they will do it themselves, especially to me; my very
+ mustachios, which are full, perform that office; for if I stroke them but
+ with my gloves or handkerchief, the smell will not out a whole day; they
+ manifest where I have been, and the close, luscious, devouring, viscid
+ melting kisses of youthful ardour in my wanton age left a sweetness upon
+ my lips for several hours after. And yet I have ever found myself little
+ subject to epidemic diseases, that are caught, either by conversing with
+ the sick or bred by the contagion of the air, and have escaped from those
+ of my time, of which there have been several sorts in our cities and
+ armies. We read of Socrates, that though he never departed from Athens
+ during the frequent plagues that infested the city, he only was never
+ infected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Physicians might, I believe, extract greater utility from odours than they
+ do, for I have often observed that they cause an alteration in me and work
+ upon my spirits according to their several virtues; which makes me approve
+ of what is said, that the use of incense and perfumes in churches, so
+ ancient and so universally received in all nations and religions, was
+ intended to cheer us, and to rouse and purify the senses, the better to
+ fit us for contemplation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could have been glad, the better to judge of it, to have tasted the
+ culinary art of those cooks who had so rare a way of seasoning exotic
+ odours with the relish of meats; as it was particularly observed in the
+ service of the king of Tunis, who in our days&mdash;[Muley-Hassam, in
+ 1543.] &mdash;landed at Naples to have an interview with Charles the
+ Emperor. His dishes were larded with odoriferous drugs, to that degree of
+ expense that the cookery of one peacock and two pheasants amounted to a
+ hundred ducats to dress them after their fashion; and when the carver came
+ to cut them up, not only the dining-room, but all the apartments of his
+ palace and the adjoining streets were filled with an aromatic vapour which
+ did not presently vanish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My chiefest care in choosing my lodgings is always to avoid a thick and
+ stinking air; and those beautiful cities, Venice and Paris, very much
+ lessen the kindness I have for them, the one by the offensive smell of her
+ marshes, and the other of her dirt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER LVI&mdash;&mdash;OF PRAYERS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I propose formless and undetermined fancies, like those who publish
+ doubtful questions, to be after a disputed upon in the schools, not to
+ establish truth but to seek it; and I submit them to the judgments of
+ those whose office it is to regulate, not my writings and actions only,
+ but moreover my very thoughts. Let what I here set down meet with
+ correction or applause, it shall be of equal welcome and utility to me,
+ myself beforehand condemning as absurd and impious, if anything shall be
+ found, through ignorance or inadvertency, couched in this rhapsody,
+ contrary to the holy resolutions and prescriptions of the Catholic
+ Apostolic and Roman Church, into which I was born and in which I will die.
+ And yet, always submitting to the authority of their censure, which has an
+ absolute power over me, I thus rashly venture at everything, as in
+ treating upon this present subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know not if or no I am wrong, but since, by a particular favour of the
+ divine bounty, a certain form of prayer has been prescribed and dictated
+ to us, word by word, from the mouth of God Himself, I have ever been of
+ opinion that we ought to have it in more frequent use than we yet have;
+ and if I were worthy to advise, at the sitting down to and rising from our
+ tables, at our rising from and going to bed, and in every particular
+ action wherein prayer is used, I would that Christians always make use of
+ the Lord’s Prayer, if not alone, yet at least always. The Church may
+ lengthen and diversify prayers, according to the necessity of our
+ instruction, for I know very well that it is always the same in substance
+ and the same thing: but yet such a privilege ought to be given to that
+ prayer, that the people should have it continually in their mouths; for it
+ is most certain that all necessary petitions are comprehended in it, and
+ that it is infinitely proper for all occasions. ‘Tis the only prayer
+ I use in all places and conditions, and which I still repeat instead of
+ changing; whence it also happens that I have no other so entirely by heart
+ as that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It just now came into my mind, whence it is we should derive that error of
+ having recourse to God in all our designs and enterprises, to call Him to
+ our assistance in all sorts of affairs, and in all places where our
+ weakness stands in need of support, without considering whether the
+ occasion be just or otherwise; and to invoke His name and power, in what
+ state soever we are, or action we are engaged in, howsoever vicious. He is
+ indeed, our sole and unique protector, and can do all things for us: but
+ though He is pleased to honour us with this sweet paternal alliance, He
+ is, notwithstanding, as just as He is good and mighty; and more often
+ exercises His justice than His power, and favours us according to that,
+ and not according to our petitions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plato in his Laws, makes three sorts of belief injurious to the gods;
+ “that there are none; that they concern not themselves about our
+ affairs; that they never refuse anything to our vows, offerings, and
+ sacrifices.” The first of these errors (according to his opinion,
+ never continued rooted in any man from his infancy to his old age); the
+ other two, he confesses, men might be obstinate in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ God’s justice and His power are inseparable; ‘tis in vain we
+ invoke His power in an unjust cause. We are to have our souls pure and
+ clean, at that moment at least wherein we pray to Him, and purified from
+ all vicious passions; otherwise we ourselves present Him the rods
+ wherewith to chastise us; instead of repairing anything we have done
+ amiss, we double the wickedness and the offence when we offer to Him, to
+ whom we are to sue for pardon, an affection full of irreverence and
+ hatred. Which makes me not very apt to applaud those whom I observe to be
+ so frequent on their knees, if the actions nearest to the prayer do not
+ give me some evidence of amendment and reformation:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si, nocturnus adulter,
+ Tempora Santonico velas adoperta cucullo.”
+
+ [“If a night adulterer, thou coverest thy head with a Santonic
+ cowl.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., viii. 144.&mdash;The Santones were the people
+ who inhabited Saintonge in France, from whom the Romans derived the
+ use of hoods or cowls covering the head and face.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the practice of a man who mixes devotion with an execrable life seems
+ in some sort more to be condemned than that of a man conformable to his
+ own propension and dissolute throughout; and for that reason it is that
+ our Church denies admittance to and communion with men obstinate and
+ incorrigible in any notorious wickedness. We pray only by custom and for
+ fashion’s sake; or rather, we read or pronounce our prayers aloud,
+ which is no better than an hypocritical show of devotion; and I am
+ scandalised to see a man cross himself thrice at the Benedicite, and as
+ often at Grace (and the more, because it is a sign I have in great
+ veneration and continual use, even when I yawn), and to dedicate all the
+ other hours of the day to acts of malice, avarice, and injustice. One hour
+ to God, the rest to the devil, as if by composition and compensation.
+ ‘Tis a wonder to see actions so various in themselves succeed one
+ another with such an uniformity of method as not to interfere nor suffer
+ any alteration, even upon the very confines and passes from the one to the
+ other. What a prodigious conscience must that be that can be at quiet
+ within itself whilst it harbours under the same roof, with so agreeing and
+ so calm a society, both the crime and the judge?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A man whose whole meditation is continually working upon nothing but
+ impurity which he knows to be so odious to Almighty God, what can he say
+ when he comes to speak to Him? He draws back, but immediately falls into a
+ relapse. If the object of divine justice and the presence of his Maker
+ did, as he pretends, strike and chastise his soul, how short soever the
+ repentance might be, the very fear of offending the Infinite Majesty would
+ so often present itself to his imagination that he would soon see himself
+ master of those vices that are most natural and vehement in him. But what
+ shall we say of those who settle their whole course of life upon the
+ profit and emolument of sins, which they know to be mortal? How many
+ trades and vocations have we admitted and countenanced amongst us, whose
+ very essence is vicious? And he that, confessing himself to me,
+ voluntarily told me that he had all his lifetime professed and practised a
+ religion, in his opinion damnable and contrary to that he had in his
+ heart, only to preserve his credit and the honour of his employments, how
+ could his courage suffer so infamous a confession? What can men say to the
+ divine justice upon this subject?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their repentance consisting in a visible and manifest reparation, they
+ lose the colour of alleging it both to God and man. Are they so impudent
+ as to sue for remission without satisfaction and without penitence? I look
+ upon these as in the same condition with the first: but the obstinacy is
+ not there so easy to be overcome. This contrariety and volubility of
+ opinion so sudden, so violent, that they feign, are a kind of miracle to
+ me: they present us with the state of an indigestible agony of mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It seemed to me a fantastic imagination in those who, these late years
+ past, were wont to reproach every man they knew to be of any extraordinary
+ parts, and made profession of the Catholic religion, that it was but
+ outwardly; maintaining, moreover, to do him honour forsooth, that whatever
+ he might pretend to the contrary he could not but in his heart be of their
+ reformed opinion. An untoward disease, that a man should be so riveted to
+ his own belief as to fancy that others cannot believe otherwise than as he
+ does; and yet worse, that they should entertain so vicious an opinion of
+ such great parts as to think any man so qualified, should prefer any
+ present advantage of fortune to the promises of eternal life and the
+ menaces of eternal damnation. They may believe me: could anything have
+ tempted my youth, the ambition of the danger and difficulties in the late
+ commotions had not been the least motives.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is not without very good reason, in my opinion, that the Church
+ interdicts the promiscuous, indiscreet, and irreverent use of the holy and
+ divine Psalms, with which the Holy Ghost inspired King David. We ought not
+ to mix God in our actions, but with the highest reverence and caution;
+ that poesy is too holy to be put to no other use than to exercise the
+ lungs and to delight our ears; it ought to come from the conscience, and
+ not from the tongue. It is not fit that a prentice in his shop, amongst
+ his vain and frivolous thoughts, should be permitted to pass away his time
+ and divert himself with such sacred things. Neither is it decent to see
+ the Holy Book of the holy mysteries of our belief tumbled up and down a
+ hall or a kitchen they were formerly mysteries, but are now become sports
+ and recreations. ‘Tis a book too serious and too venerable to be
+ cursorily or slightly turned over: the reading of the scripture ought to
+ be a temperate and premeditated act, and to which men should always add
+ this devout preface, ‘sursum corda’, preparing even the body
+ to so humble and composed a gesture and countenance as shall evidence a
+ particular veneration and attention. Neither is it a book for everyone to
+ fist, but the study of select men set apart for that purpose, and whom
+ Almighty God has been pleased to call to that office and sacred function:
+ the wicked and ignorant grow worse by it. ‘Tis, not a story to tell,
+ but a history to revere, fear, and adore. Are not they then pleasant men
+ who think they have rendered this fit for the people’s handling by
+ translating it into the vulgar tongue? Does the understanding of all
+ therein contained only stick at words? Shall I venture to say further,
+ that by coming so near to understand a little, they are much wider of the
+ whole scope than before. A pure and simple ignorance and wholly depending
+ upon the exposition of qualified persons, was far more learned and
+ salutary than this vain and verbal knowledge, which has only temerity and
+ presumption.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And I do further believe that the liberty every one has taken to disperse
+ the sacred writ into so many idioms carries with it a great deal more of
+ danger than utility. The Jews, Mohammedans, and almost all other peoples,
+ have reverentially espoused the language wherein their mysteries were
+ first conceived, and have expressly, and not without colour of reason,
+ forbidden the alteration of them into any other. Are we assured that in
+ Biscay and in Brittany there are enough competent judges of this affair to
+ establish this translation into their own language? The universal Church
+ has not a more difficult and solemn judgment to make. In preaching and
+ speaking the interpretation is vague, free, mutable, and of a piece by
+ itself; so ‘tis not the same thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of our Greek historians age justly censures the age he lived in,
+ because the secrets of the Christian religion were dispersed into the
+ hands of every mechanic, to expound and argue upon, according to his own
+ fancy, and that we ought to be much ashamed, we who by God’s
+ especial favour enjoy the pure mysteries of piety, to suffer them to be
+ profaned by the ignorant rabble; considering that the Gentiles expressly
+ forbad Socrates, Plato, and the other sages to inquire into or so much as
+ mention the things committed to the priests of Delphi; and he says,
+ moreover, that the factions of princes upon theological subjects are
+ armed not with zeal but fury; that zeal springs from the divine wisdom
+ and justice, and governs itself with prudence and moderation, but
+ degenerates into hatred and envy, producing tares and nettles instead of
+ corn and wine when conducted by human passions. And it was truly said by
+ another, who, advising the Emperor Theodosius, told him that disputes did
+ not so much rock the schisms of the Church asleep, as it roused and
+ animated heresies; that, therefore, all contentions and dialectic
+ disputations were to be avoided, and men absolutely to acquiesce in the
+ prescriptions and formulas of faith established by the ancients. And the
+ Emperor Andronicus having overheard some great men at high words in his
+ palace with Lapodius about a point of ours of great importance, gave them
+ so severe a check as to threaten to cause them to be thrown into the
+ river if they did not desist. The very women and children nowadays take
+ upon them to lecture the oldest and most experienced men about the
+ ecclesiastical laws; whereas the first of those of Plato forbids them to
+ inquire so much as into the civil laws, which were to stand instead of
+ divine ordinances; and, allowing the old men to confer amongst themselves
+ or with the magistrate about those things, he adds, provided it be not in
+ the presence of young or profane persons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A bishop has left in writing that at the other end of the world there is
+ an isle, by the ancients called Dioscorides, abundantly fertile in all
+ sorts of trees and fruits, and of an exceedingly healthful air; the
+ inhabitants of which are Christians, having churches and altars, only
+ adorned with crosses without any other images, great observers of fasts
+ and feasts, exact payers of their tithes to the priests, and so chaste,
+ that none of them is permitted to have to do with more than one woman in
+ his life&mdash;[What Osorius says is that these people only had one wife
+ at a time.]&mdash;as to the rest, so content with their condition, that
+ environed with the sea they know nothing of navigation, and so simple that
+ they understand not one syllable of the religion they profess and wherein
+ they are so devout: a thing incredible to such as do not know that the
+ Pagans, who are so zealous idolaters, know nothing more of their gods than
+ their bare names and their statues. The ancient beginning of ‘Menalippus’,
+ a tragedy of Euripides, ran thus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “O Jupiter! for that name alone
+ Of what thou art to me is known.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I have also known in my time some men’s writings found fault with
+ for being purely human and philosophical, without any mixture of theology;
+ and yet, with some show of reason, it might, on the contrary, be said that
+ the divine doctrine, as queen and regent of the rest, better keeps her
+ state apart, that she ought to be sovereign throughout, not subsidiary and
+ suffragan, and that, peradventure, grammatical, rhetorical, logical
+ examples may elsewhere be more suitably chosen, as also the material for
+ the stage, games, and public entertainments, than from so sacred a matter;
+ that divine reasons are considered with greater veneration and attention
+ by themselves, and in their own proper style, than when mixed with and
+ adapted to human discourse; that it is a fault much more often observed
+ that the divines write too humanly, than that the humanists write not
+ theologically enough. Philosophy, says St. Chrysostom, has long been
+ banished the holy schools, as an handmaid altogether useless and thought
+ unworthy to look, so much as in passing by the door, into the sanctuary of
+ the holy treasures of the celestial doctrine; that the human way of
+ speaking is of a much lower form and ought not to adopt for herself the
+ dignity and majesty of divine eloquence. Let who will ‘verbis
+ indisciplinatis’ talk of fortune, destiny, accident, good and evil
+ hap, and other suchlike phrases, according to his own humour; I for my
+ part propose fancies merely human and merely my own, and that simply as
+ human fancies, and separately considered, not as determined by any decree
+ from heaven, incapable of doubt or dispute; matter of opinion, not matter
+ of faith; things which I discourse of according to my own notions, not as
+ I believe, according to God; after a laical, not clerical, and yet always
+ after a very religious manner, as children prepare their exercises, not to
+ instruct but to be instructed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And might it not be said, that an edict enjoining all people but such as
+ are public professors of divinity, to be very reserved in writing of
+ religion, would carry with it a very good colour of utility and justice
+ &mdash;and to me, amongst the rest peradventure, to hold my prating? I
+ have been told that even those who are not of our Church nevertheless
+ amongst themselves expressly forbid the name of God to be used in common
+ discourse, nor so much even by way of interjection, exclamation, assertion
+ of a truth, or comparison; and I think them in the right: upon what
+ occasion soever we call upon God to accompany and assist us, it ought
+ always to be done with the greatest reverence and devotion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is, as I remember, a passage in Xenophon where he tells us that we
+ ought so much the more seldom to call upon God, by how much it is hard to
+ compose our souls to such a degree of calmness, patience, and devotion as
+ it ought to be in at such a time; otherwise our prayers are not only vain
+ and fruitless, but vicious: “forgive us,” we say, “our
+ trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us”; what do we
+ mean by this petition but that we present to God a soul free from all
+ rancour and revenge? And yet we make nothing of invoking God’s
+ assistance in our vices, and inviting Him into our unjust designs:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae, nisi seductis, nequeas committere divis”
+
+ [“Which you can only impart to the gods, when you have gained them
+ over.”&mdash;Persius, ii. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the covetous man prays for the conservation of his vain and superfluous
+ riches; the ambitious for victory and the good conduct of his fortune; the
+ thief calls Him to his assistance, to deliver him from the dangers and
+ difficulties that obstruct his wicked designs, or returns Him thanks for
+ the facility he has met with in cutting a man’s throat; at the door
+ of the house men are going to storm or break into by force of a petard,
+ they fall to prayers for success, their intentions and hopes of cruelty,
+ avarice, and lust.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hoc igitur, quo to Jovis aurem impellere tentas,
+ Dic agedum Staio: ‘proh Jupiter! O bone, clamet,
+ Jupiter!’ At sese non clamet Jupiter ipse.”
+
+ [“This therefore, with which you seek to draw the ear of Jupiter,
+ say to Staius. ‘O Jupiter! O good Jupiter!’ let him cry. Think
+ you Jupiter himself would not cry out upon it?”&mdash;Persius, ii. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Marguerite, Queen of Navarre,&mdash;[In the Heptameron.]&mdash;tells of a
+ young prince, who, though she does not name him, is easily enough by his
+ great qualities to be known, who going upon an amorous assignation to lie
+ with an advocate’s wife of Paris, his way thither being through a
+ church, he never passed that holy place going to or returning from his
+ pious exercise, but he always kneeled down to pray. Wherein he would
+ employ the divine favour, his soul being full of such virtuous
+ meditations, I leave others to judge, which, nevertheless, she instances
+ for a testimony of singular devotion. But this is not the only proof we
+ have that women are not very fit to treat of theological affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A true prayer and religious reconciling of ourselves to Almighty God
+ cannot enter into an impure soul, subject at the very time to the dominion
+ of Satan. He who calls God to his assistance whilst in a course of vice,
+ does as if a cut-purse should call a magistrate to help him, or like those
+ who introduce the name of God to the attestation of a lie.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tacito mala vota susurro
+ Concipimus.”
+
+ [“We whisper our guilty prayers.”&mdash;-Lucan, v. 104.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are few men who durst publish to the world the prayers they make to
+ Almighty God:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haud cuivis promptum est, murmurque, humilesque susurros
+ Tollere de templis, et aperto vivere voto”
+
+ [“‘Tis not convenient for every one to bring the prayers he mutters
+ out of the temple, and to give his wishes to the public ear.
+ &mdash;“Persius, ii. 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and this is the reason why the Pythagoreans would have them always public
+ and heard by every one, to the end they might not prefer indecent or
+ unjust petitions as this man:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Clare quum dixit, Apollo!
+ Labra movet, metuens audiri: Pulcra Laverna,
+ Da mihi fallere, da justum sanctumque videri;
+ Noctem peccatis, et fraudibus objice nubem.”
+
+ [“When he has clearly said Apollo! he moves his lips, fearful to be
+ heard; he murmurs: O fair Laverna, grant me the talent to deceive;
+ grant me to appear holy and just; shroud my sins with night, and
+ cast a cloud over my frauds.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 16, 59.&mdash;(Laverna
+ was the goddess of thieves.)]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The gods severely punished the wicked prayers of OEdipus in granting them:
+ he had prayed that his children might amongst themselves determine the
+ succession to his throne by arms, and was so miserable as to see himself
+ taken at his word. We are not to pray that all things may go as we would
+ have them, but as most concurrent with prudence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We seem, in truth, to make use of our prayers as of a kind of jargon, and
+ as those do who employ holy words about sorceries and magical operations;
+ and as if we reckoned the benefit we are to reap from them as depending
+ upon the contexture, sound, and jingle of words, or upon the grave
+ composing of the countenance. For having the soul contaminated with
+ concupiscence, not touched with repentance, or comforted by any late
+ reconciliation with God, we go to present Him such words as the memory
+ suggests to the tongue, and hope from thence to obtain the remission of
+ our sins. There is nothing so easy, so sweet, and so favourable, as the
+ divine law: it calls and invites us to her, guilty and abominable as we
+ are; extends her arms and receives us into her bosom, foul and polluted as
+ we at present are, and are for the future to be. But then, in return, we
+ are to look upon her with a respectful eye; we are to receive this pardon
+ with all gratitude and submission, and for that instant at least, wherein
+ we address ourselves to her, to have the soul sensible of the ills we have
+ committed, and at enmity with those passions that seduced us to offend
+ her; neither the gods nor good men (says Plato) will accept the present of
+ a wicked man:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Immunis aram si terigit manus,
+ Non sumptuosa blandior hostia
+ Mollivit aversos Penates
+ Farre pio et saliente mica.”
+
+ [“If a pure hand has touched the altar, the pious offering of a
+ small cake and a few grains of salt will appease the offended gods
+ more effectually than costly sacrifices.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 23, 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER LVII&mdash;&mdash;OF AGE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I cannot allow of the way in which we settle for ourselves the duration of
+ our life. I see that the sages contract it very much in comparison of the
+ common opinion: “what,” said the younger Cato to those who
+ would stay his hand from killing himself, “am I now of an age to be
+ reproached that I go out of the world too soon?” And yet he was but
+ eight-and-forty years old. He thought that to be a mature and advanced
+ age, considering how few arrive unto it. And such as, soothing their
+ thoughts with I know not what course of nature, promise to themselves some
+ years beyond it, could they be privileged from the infinite number of
+ accidents to which we are by a natural subjection exposed, they might have
+ some reason so to do. What am idle conceit is it to expect to die of a
+ decay of strength, which is the effect of extremest age, and to propose to
+ ourselves no shorter lease of life than that, considering it is a kind of
+ death of all others the most rare and very seldom seen? We call that only
+ a natural death; as if it were contrary to nature to see a man break his
+ neck with a fall, be drowned in shipwreck, be snatched away with a
+ pleurisy or the plague, and as if our ordinary condition did not expose us
+ to these inconveniences. Let us no longer flatter ourselves with these
+ fine words; we ought rather, peradventure, to call that natural which is
+ general, common, and universal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To die of old age is a death rare, extraordinary, and singular, and,
+ therefore, so much less natural than the others; ‘tis the last and
+ extremest sort of dying: and the more remote, the less to be hoped for. It
+ is, indeed, the bourn beyond which we are not to pass, and which the law
+ of nature has set as a limit, not to be exceeded; but it is, withal, a
+ privilege she is rarely seen to give us to last till then. ‘Tis a
+ lease she only signs by particular favour, and it may be to one only in
+ the space of two or three ages, and then with a pass to boot, to carry him
+ through all the traverses and difficulties she has strewed in the way of
+ this long career. And therefore my opinion is, that when once forty years
+ we should consider it as an age to which very few arrive. For seeing that
+ men do not usually proceed so far, it is a sign that we are pretty well
+ advanced; and since we have exceeded the ordinary bounds, which is the
+ just measure of life, we ought not to expect to go much further; having
+ escaped so many precipices of death, whereinto we have seen so many other
+ men fall, we should acknowledge that so extraordinary a fortune as that
+ which has hitherto rescued us from those eminent perils, and kept us alive
+ beyond the ordinary term of living, is not like to continue long.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a fault in our very laws to maintain this error: these say that
+ a man is not capable of managing his own estate till he be five-and-twenty
+ years old, whereas he will have much ado to manage his life so long.
+ Augustus cut off five years from the ancient Roman standard, and declared
+ that thirty years old was sufficient for a judge. Servius Tullius
+ superseded the knights of above seven-and-forty years of age from the
+ fatigues of war; Augustus dismissed them at forty-five; though methinks it
+ seems a little unreasonable that men should be sent to the fireside till
+ five-and-fifty or sixty years of age. I should be of opinion that our
+ vocation and employment should be as far as possible extended for the
+ public good: I find the fault on the other side, that they do not employ
+ us early enough. This emperor was arbiter of the whole world at nineteen,
+ and yet would have a man to be thirty before he could be fit to determine
+ a dispute about a gutter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, I believe our souls are adult at twenty as much as they are
+ ever like to be, and as capable then as ever. A soul that has not by that
+ time given evident earnest of its force and virtue will never after come
+ to proof. The natural qualities and virtues produce what they have of
+ vigorous and fine, within that term or never,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si l’espine rion picque quand nai,
+ A pene que picque jamai,”
+
+ [“If the thorn does not prick at its birth,
+ ‘twill hardly ever prick at all.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ as they say in Dauphin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of all the great human actions I ever heard or read of, of what sort
+ soever, I have observed, both in former ages and our own, more were
+ performed before the age of thirty than after; and this ofttimes in the
+ very lives of the same men. May I not confidently instance in those of
+ Hannibal and his great rival Scipio? The better half of their lives they
+ lived upon the glory they had acquired in their youth; great men after,
+ ‘tis true, in comparison of others; but by no means in comparison of
+ themselves. As to my own particular, I do certainly believe that since
+ that age, both my understanding and my constitution have rather decayed
+ than improved, and retired rather than advanced. ‘Tis possible, that
+ with those who make the best use of their time, knowledge and experience
+ may increase with their years; but vivacity, promptitude, steadiness, and
+ other pieces of us, of much greater importance, and much more essentially
+ our own, languish and decay:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ubi jam validis quassatum est viribus aevi
+ Corpus, et obtusis ceciderunt viribus artus,
+ Claudicat ingenium, delirat linguaque, mensque.”
+
+ [“When once the body is shaken by the violence of time,
+ blood and vigour ebbing away, the judgment halts,
+ the tongue and the mind dote.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 452.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Sometimes the body first submits to age, sometimes the mind; and I have
+ seen enough who have got a weakness in their brains before either in their
+ legs or stomach; and by how much the more it is a disease of no great pain
+ to the sufferer, and of obscure symptoms, so much greater is the danger.
+ For this reason it is that I complain of our laws, not that they keep us
+ too long to our work, but that they set us to work too late. For the
+ frailty of life considered, and to how many ordinary and natural rocks it
+ is exposed, one ought not to give up so large a portion of it to
+ childhood, idleness, and apprenticeship.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Which Cotton thus renders: “Birth though noble, ought not to share
+ so large a vacancy, and so tedious a course of education.” Florio
+ (1613) makes the passage read as-follows: “Methinks that,
+ considering the weakness of our life, and seeing the infinite number
+ of ordinary rocks and natural dangers it is subject unto, we should
+ not, so soon as we come into the world, allot so large a share
+ thereof unto unprofitable wantonness in youth, ill-breeding
+ idleness, and slow-learning prentisage.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0077" id="link2H_4_0077">
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BOOK THE SECOND
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0058" id="link2HCH0058">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER I&mdash;&mdash;OF THE INCONSTANCY OF OUR ACTIONS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Such as make it their business to oversee human actions, do not find
+ themselves in anything so much perplexed as to reconcile them and bring
+ them into the world’s eye with the same lustre and reputation; for
+ they commonly so strangely contradict one another that it seems impossible
+ they should proceed from one and the same person. We find the younger
+ Marius one while a son of Mars and another a son of Venus. Pope Boniface
+ VIII. entered, it is said, into his Papacy like a fox, behaved himself in
+ it like a lion, and died like a dog; and who could believe it to be the
+ same Nero, the perfect image of all cruelty, who, having the sentence of a
+ condemned man brought to him to sign, as was the custom, cried out,
+ “O that I had never been taught to write!” so much it went to
+ his heart to condemn a man to death. All story is full of such examples,
+ and every man is able to produce so many to himself, or out of his own
+ practice or observation, that I sometimes wonder to see men of
+ understanding give themselves the trouble of sorting these pieces,
+ considering that irresolution appears to me to be the most common and
+ manifest vice of our nature witness the famous verse of the player
+ Publius:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Malum consilium est, quod mutari non potest.”
+
+ [“‘Tis evil counsel that will admit no change.”
+ &mdash;Pub. Mim., ex Aul. Gell., xvii. 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There seems some reason in forming a judgment of a man from the most usual
+ methods of his life; but, considering the natural instability of our
+ manners and opinions, I have often thought even the best authors a little
+ out in so obstinately endeavouring to make of us any constant and solid
+ contexture; they choose a general air of a man, and according to that
+ interpret all his actions, of which, if they cannot bend some to a
+ uniformity with the rest, they are presently imputed to dissimulation.
+ Augustus has escaped them, for there was in him so apparent, sudden, and
+ continual variety of actions all the whole course of his life, that he has
+ slipped away clear and undecided from the most daring critics. I can more
+ hardly believe a man’s constancy than any other virtue, and believe
+ nothing sooner than the contrary. He that would judge of a man in detail
+ and distinctly, bit by bit, would oftener be able to speak the truth. It
+ is a hard matter, from all antiquity, to pick out a dozen men who have
+ formed their lives to one certain and constant course, which is the
+ principal design of wisdom; for to comprise it all in one word, says one
+ of the ancients, and to contract all the rules of human life into one,
+ “it is to will, and not to will, always one and the same thing: I
+ will not vouchsafe,” says he, “to add, provided the will be
+ just, for if it be not just, it is impossible it should be always one.”
+ I have indeed formerly learned that vice is nothing but irregularity, and
+ want of measure, and therefore ‘tis impossible to fix constancy to
+ it. ‘Tis a saying of. Demosthenes, “that the beginning oh all
+ virtue is consultation and deliberation; the end and perfection,
+ constancy.” If we would resolve on any certain course by reason, we
+ should pitch upon the best, but nobody has thought on’t:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quod petit, spernit; repetit, quod nuper omisit;
+ AEstuat, et vitae disconvenit ordine toto.”
+
+ [“That which he sought he despises; what he lately lost, he seeks
+ again. He fluctuates, and is inconsistent in the whole order of
+ life.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. I, 98.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our ordinary practice is to follow the inclinations of our appetite, be it
+ to the left or right, upwards or downwards, according as we are wafted by
+ the breath of occasion. We never meditate what we would have till the
+ instant we have a mind to have it; and change like that little creature
+ which receives its colour from what it is laid upon. What we but just now
+ proposed to ourselves we immediately alter, and presently return again to
+ it; ‘tis nothing but shifting and inconsistency:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ducimur, ut nervis alienis mobile lignum.”
+
+ [“We are turned about like the top with the thong of others.”
+ &mdash;Idem, Sat., ii. 7, 82.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We do not go, we are driven; like things that float, now leisurely, then
+ with violence, according to the gentleness or rapidity of the current:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nonne videmus,
+ Quid sibi quisque velit, nescire, et quaerere semper
+ Commutare locum, quasi onus deponere possit?”
+
+ [“Do we not see them, uncertain what they want, and always asking
+ for something new, as if they could get rid of the burthen.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iii. 1070.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Every day a new whimsy, and our humours keep motion with the time.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tales sunt hominum mentes, quali pater ipse
+ Juppiter auctificas lustravit lumine terras.”
+
+ [“Such are the minds of men, that they change as the light with
+ which father Jupiter himself has illumined the increasing earth.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Frag. Poet, lib. x.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We fluctuate betwixt various inclinations; we will nothing freely, nothing
+ absolutely, nothing constantly. In any one who had prescribed and
+ established determinate laws and rules in his head for his own conduct, we
+ should perceive an equality of manners, an order and an infallible
+ relation of one thing or action to another, shine through his whole life;
+ Empedocles observed this discrepancy in the Agrigentines, that they gave
+ themselves up to delights, as if every day was their last, and built as if
+ they had been to live for ever. The judgment would not be hard to make, as
+ is very evident in the younger Cato; he who therein has found one step, it
+ will lead him to all the rest; ‘tis a harmony of very according
+ sounds, that cannot jar. But with us ‘t is quite contrary; every
+ particular action requires a particular judgment. The surest way to steer,
+ in my opinion, would be to take our measures from the nearest allied
+ circumstances, without engaging in a longer inquisition, or without
+ concluding any other consequence. I was told, during the civil disorders
+ of our poor kingdom, that a maid, hard by the place where I then was, had
+ thrown herself out of a window to avoid being forced by a common soldier
+ who was quartered in the house; she was not killed by the fall, and
+ therefore, repeating her attempt would have cut her own throat, had she
+ not been prevented; but having, nevertheless, wounded herself to some show
+ of danger, she voluntarily confessed that the soldier had not as yet
+ importuned her otherwise; than by courtship, earnest solicitation, and
+ presents; but that she was afraid that in the end he would have proceeded
+ to violence, all which she delivered with such a countenance and accent,
+ and withal embrued in her own blood, the highest testimony of her virtue,
+ that she appeared another Lucretia; and yet I have since been very well
+ assured that both before and after she was not so difficult a piece. And,
+ according to my host’s tale in Ariosto, be as handsome a man and as
+ worthy a gentleman as you will, do not conclude too much upon your
+ mistress’s inviolable chastity for having been repulsed; you do not
+ know but she may have a better stomach to your muleteer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antigonus, having taken one of his soldiers into a great degree of favour
+ and esteem for his valour, gave his physicians strict charge to cure him
+ of a long and inward disease under which he had a great while languished,
+ and observing that, after his cure, he went much more coldly to work than
+ before, he asked him what had so altered and cowed him: “Yourself,
+ sir,” replied the other, “by having eased me of the pains that
+ made me weary of my life.” Lucullus’s soldier having been
+ rifled by the enemy, performed upon them in revenge a brave exploit, by
+ which having made himself a gainer, Lucullus, who had conceived a good
+ opinion of him from that action, went about to engage him in some
+ enterprise of very great danger, with all the plausible persuasions and
+ promises he could think of;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Verbis, quae timido quoque possent addere mentem”
+
+ [“Words which might add courage to any timid man.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., ii. 2, 1, 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Pray employ,” answered he, “some miserable plundered
+ soldier in that affair”:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quantumvis rusticus, ibit,
+ Ibit eo, quo vis, qui zonam perdidit, inquit;”
+
+ [“Some poor fellow, who has lost his purse, will go whither you
+ wish, said he.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., ii. 2, 39.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and flatly refused to go. When we read that Mahomet having furiously rated
+ Chasan, Bassa of the Janissaries, because he had seen the Hungarians break
+ into his squadrons, and himself behave very ill in the business, and that
+ Chasan, instead of any other answer, rushed furiously alone, scimitar in
+ hand, into the first body of the enemy, where he was presently cut to
+ pieces, we are not to look upon that action, peradventure, so much as
+ vindication as a turn of mind, not so much natural valour as a sudden
+ despite. The man you saw yesterday so adventurous and brave, you must not
+ think it strange to see him as great a poltroon the next: anger,
+ necessity, company, wine, or the sound of the trumpet had roused his
+ spirits; this is no valour formed and established by reason, but
+ accidentally created by such circumstances, and therefore it is no wonder
+ if by contrary circumstances it appear quite another thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These supple variations and contradictions so manifest in us, have given
+ occasion to some to believe that man has two souls; other two distinct
+ powers that always accompany and incline us, the one towards good and the
+ other towards ill, according to their own nature and propension; so abrupt
+ a variety not being imaginable to flow from one and the same source.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, the puff of every accident not only carries me along with it
+ according to its own proclivity, but moreover I discompose and trouble
+ myself by the instability of my own posture; and whoever will look
+ narrowly into his own bosom, will hardly find himself twice in the same
+ condition. I give to my soul sometimes one face and sometimes another,
+ according to the side I turn her to. If I speak variously of myself, it is
+ because I consider myself variously; all the contrarieties are there to be
+ found in one corner or another; after one fashion or another: bashful,
+ insolent; chaste, lustful; prating, silent; laborious, delicate;
+ ingenious, heavy; melancholic, pleasant; lying, true; knowing, ignorant;
+ liberal, covetous, and prodigal: I find all this in myself, more or less,
+ according as I turn myself about; and whoever will sift himself to the
+ bottom, will find in himself, and even in his own judgment, this
+ volubility and discordance. I have nothing to say of myself entirely,
+ simply, and solidly without mixture and confusion. ‘Distinguo’
+ is the most universal member of my logic. Though I always intend to speak
+ well of good things, and rather to interpret such things as fall out in
+ the best sense than otherwise, yet such is the strangeness of our
+ condition, that we are often pushed on to do well even by vice itself, if
+ well-doing were not judged by the intention only. One gallant action,
+ therefore, ought not to conclude a man valiant; if a man were brave
+ indeed, he would be always so, and upon all occasions. If it were a habit
+ of valour and not a sally, it would render a man equally resolute in all
+ accidents; the same alone as in company; the same in lists as in a battle:
+ for, let them say what they will, there is not one valour for the pavement
+ and another for the field; he would bear a sickness in his bed as bravely
+ as a wound in the field, and no more fear death in his own house than at
+ an assault. We should not then see the same man charge into a breach with
+ a brave assurance, and afterwards torment himself like a woman for the
+ loss of a trial at law or the death of a child; when, being an infamous
+ coward, he is firm in the necessities of poverty; when he shrinks at the
+ sight of a barber’s razor, and rushes fearless upon the swords of
+ the enemy, the action is commendable, not the man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many of the Greeks, says Cicero,&mdash;[Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 27.]&mdash;
+ cannot endure the sight of an enemy, and yet are courageous in sickness;
+ the Cimbrians and Celtiberians quite contrary;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nihil enim potest esse aequabile,
+ quod non a certa ratione proficiscatur.”
+
+ [“Nothing can be regular that does not proceed from a fixed ground
+ of reason.”&mdash;Idem, ibid., c. 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ No valour can be more extreme in its kind than that of Alexander: but it
+ is of but one kind, nor full enough throughout, nor universal.
+ Incomparable as it is, it has yet some blemishes; of which his being so
+ often at his wits’ end upon every light suspicion of his captains
+ conspiring against his life, and the carrying himself in that inquisition
+ with so much vehemence and indiscreet injustice, and with a fear that
+ subverted his natural reason, is one pregnant instance. The superstition,
+ also, with which he was so much tainted, carries along with it some image
+ of pusillanimity; and the excess of his penitence for the murder of Clytus
+ is also a testimony of the unevenness of his courage. All we perform is no
+ other than a cento, as a man may say, of several pieces, and we would
+ acquire honour by a false title. Virtue cannot be followed but for
+ herself, and if one sometimes borrows her mask to some other purpose, she
+ presently pulls it away again. ‘Tis a vivid and strong tincture
+ which, when the soul has once thoroughly imbibed it, will not out but with
+ the piece. And, therefore, to make a right judgment of a man, we are long
+ and very observingly to follow his trace: if constancy does not there
+ stand firm upon her own proper base,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cui vivendi via considerata atque provisa est,”
+
+ [“If the way of his life is thoroughly considered and traced out.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Paradox, v. 1.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ if the variety of occurrences makes him alter his pace (his path, I mean,
+ for the pace may be faster or slower) let him go; such an one runs before
+ the wind, “Avau le dent,” as the motto of our Talebot has it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis no wonder, says one of the ancients, that chance has so great a
+ dominion over us, since it is by chance we live. It is not possible for
+ any one who has not designed his life for some certain end, it is
+ impossible for any one to arrange the pieces, who has not the whole form
+ already contrived in his imagination. Of what use are colours to him that
+ knows not what he is to paint? No one lays down a certain design for his
+ life, and we only deliberate thereof by pieces. The archer ought first to
+ know at what he is to aim, and then accommodate his arm, bow, string,
+ shaft, and motion to it; our counsels deviate and wander, because not
+ levelled to any determinate end. No wind serves him who addresses his
+ voyage to no certain, port. I cannot acquiesce in the judgment given by
+ one in the behalf of Sophocles, who concluded him capable of the
+ management of domestic affairs, against the accusation of his son, from
+ having read one of his tragedies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither do I allow of the conjecture of the Parians, sent to regulate the
+ Milesians sufficient for such a consequence as they from thence derived
+ coming to visit the island, they took notice of such grounds as were best
+ husbanded, and such country-houses as were best governed; and having taken
+ the names of the owners, when they had assembled the citizens, they
+ appointed these farmers for new governors and magistrates; concluding that
+ they, who had been so provident in their own private concerns, would be so
+ of the public too. We are all lumps, and of so various and inform a
+ contexture, that every piece plays, every moment, its own game, and there
+ is as much difference betwixt us and ourselves as betwixt us and others:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Magnam rem puta, unum hominem agere.”
+
+ [“Esteem it a great thing always to act as one and the same
+ man.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 150.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Since ambition can teach man valour, temperance, and liberality, and even
+ justice too; seeing that avarice can inspire the courage of a shop-boy,
+ bred and nursed up in obscurity and ease, with the assurance to expose
+ himself so far from the fireside to the mercy of the waves and angry
+ Neptune in a frail boat; that she further teaches discretion and prudence;
+ and that even Venus can inflate boys under the discipline of the rod with
+ boldness and resolution, and infuse masculine courage into the heart of
+ tender virgins in their mothers’ arms:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hac duce, custodes furtim transgressa jacentes,
+ Ad juvenem tenebris sola puella venit:”
+
+ [“She leading, the maiden, furtively passing by the recumbent
+ guards, goes alone in the darkness to the youth.”
+ &mdash;Tibullus, ii. 2, 75.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis not all the understanding has to do, simply to judge us by our
+ outward actions; it must penetrate the very soul, and there discover by
+ what springs the motion is guided. But that being a high and hazardous
+ undertaking, I could wish that fewer would attempt it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER II&mdash;&mdash;OF DRUNKENNESS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The world is nothing but variety and disemblance, vices are all alike, as
+ they are vices, and peradventure the Stoics understand them so; but
+ although they are equally vices, yet they are not all equal vices; and he
+ who has transgressed the ordinary bounds a hundred paces:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quos ultra citraque nequit consistere rectum,”
+
+ [“Beyond or within which the right cannot exist.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., i, 1, 107.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ should not be in a worse condition than he that has advanced but ten, is
+ not to be believed; or that sacrilege is not worse than stealing a
+ cabbage:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec vincet ratio hoc, tantumdem ut peccet, idemque,
+ Qui teneros caules alieni fregerit horti,
+ Et qui nocturnus divum sacra legerit.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ There is in this as great diversity as in anything whatever. The
+ confounding of the order and measure of sins is dangerous: murderers,
+ traitors, and tyrants get too much by it, and it is not reasonable they
+ should flatter their consciences, because another man is idle, lascivious,
+ or not assiduous at his devotion. Every one overrates the offence of his
+ companions, but extenuates his own. Our very instructors themselves rank
+ them sometimes, in my opinion, very ill. As Socrates said that the
+ principal office of wisdom was to distinguish good from evil, we, the best
+ of whom are vicious, ought also to say the same of the science of
+ distinguishing betwixt vice and vice, without which, and that very exactly
+ performed, the virtuous and the wicked will remain confounded and
+ unrecognised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, amongst the rest, drunkenness seems to me to be a gross and brutish
+ vice. The soul has greater part in the rest, and there are some vices that
+ have something, if a man may so say, of generous in them; there are vices
+ wherein there is a mixture of knowledge, diligence, valour, prudence,
+ dexterity, and address; this one is totally corporeal and earthly. And the
+ rudest nation this day in Europe is that alone where it is in fashion.
+ Other vices discompose the understanding: this totally overthrows it and
+ renders the body stupid:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cum vini vis penetravit . . .
+ Consequitur gravitas membrorum, praepediuntur
+ Crura vacillanti, tardescit lingua, madet mens,
+ Nant oculi; clamor, singultus, jurgia, gliscunt.”
+
+ [“When the power of wine has penetrated us, a heaviness of the limbs
+ follows, the legs of the tottering person are impeded; the tongue
+ grows torpid, the mind is dimmed, the eyes swim; noise, hiccup, and
+ quarrels arise.&mdash;“Lucretius, i. 3, 475.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The worst state of man is that wherein he loses the knowledge and
+ government of himself. And ‘tis said amongst other things upon this
+ subject, that, as the must fermenting in a vessel, works up to the top
+ whatever it has in the bottom, so wine, in those who have drunk beyond
+ measure, vents the most inward secrets:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tu sapientum
+ Curas et arcanum jocoso
+ Consilium retegis Lyaeo.”
+
+ [“Thou disclosest to the merry Lyacus the cares and secret
+ counsel of the wise.”&mdash;Horace, Od., xxi. 1, 114.]
+
+ [Lyacus, a name given to Bacchus.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Josephus tells us that by giving an ambassador the enemy had sent to him
+ his full dose of liquor, he wormed out his secrets. And yet, Augustus,
+ committing the most inward secrets of his affairs to Lucius Piso, who
+ conquered Thrace, never found him faulty in the least, no more than
+ Tiberias did Cossus, with whom he intrusted his whole counsels, though we
+ know they were both so given to drink that they have often been fain to
+ carry both the one and the other drunk out of the Senate:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hesterno inflatum venas ut semper, Lyaeo.”
+
+ [“Their veins full, as usual, of yesterday’s wine.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Egl., vi. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the design of killing Caesar was as safely communicated to Cimber,
+ though he would often be drunk, as to Cassius, who drank nothing but
+ water.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [As to which Cassius pleasantly said: “What, shall I bear
+ a tyrant, I who cannot bear wine?”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We see our Germans, when drunk as the devil, know their post, remember the
+ word, and keep to their ranks:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec facilis victoria de madidis, et
+ Blaesis, atque mero titubantibus.”
+
+ [“Nor is a victory easily obtained over men so drunk, they can
+ scarce speak or stand.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., xv. 47.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I could not have believed there had been so profound, senseless, and dead
+ a degree of drunkenness had I not read in history that Attalus having, to
+ put a notable affront upon him, invited to supper the same Pausanias, who
+ upon the very same occasion afterwards killed Philip of Macedon, a king
+ who by his excellent qualities gave sufficient testimony of his education
+ in the house and company of Epaminondas, made him drink to such a pitch
+ that he could after abandon his beauty, as of a hedge strumpet, to the
+ muleteers and servants of the basest office in the house. And I have been
+ further told by a lady whom I highly honour and esteem, that near Bordeaux
+ and about Castres where she lives, a country woman, a widow of chaste
+ repute, perceiving in herself the first symptoms of breeding, innocently
+ told her neighbours that if she had a husband she should think herself
+ with child; but the causes of suspicion every day more and more
+ increasing, and at last growing up to a manifest proof, the poor woman was
+ reduced to the necessity of causing it to be proclaimed in her parish
+ church, that whoever had done that deed and would frankly confess it, she
+ did not only promise to forgive, but moreover to marry him, if he liked
+ the motion; whereupon a young fellow that served her in the quality of a
+ labourer, encouraged by this proclamation, declared that he had one
+ holiday found her, having taken too much of the bottle, so fast asleep by
+ the chimney and in so indecent a posture, that he could conveniently do
+ his business without waking her; and they yet live together man and wife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is true that antiquity has not much decried this vice; the writings
+ even of several philosophers speak very tenderly of it, and even amongst
+ the Stoics there are some who advise folks to give themselves sometimes
+ the liberty to drink, nay, to drunkenness, to refresh the soul:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hoc quoque virtutum quondam certamine, magnum
+ Socratem palmam promeruisse ferunt.”
+
+ [“In this trial of power formerly they relate that the great
+ Socrates deserved the palm.”&mdash;Cornet. Gallus, Ep., i. 47.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That censor and reprover of others, Cato, was reproached that he was a
+ hard drinker:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Narratur et prisci Catonis
+ Saepe mero caluisse virtus.”
+
+ [“And of old Cato it is said, that his courage was often warmed with
+ wine.”&mdash;Horace, Od., xxi. 3, 11.&mdash;Cato the Elder.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Cyrus, that so renowned king, amongst the other qualities by which he
+ claimed to be preferred before his brother Artaxerxes, urged this
+ excellence, that he could drink a great deal more than he. And in the best
+ governed nations this trial of skill in drinking is very much in use. I
+ have heard Silvius, an excellent physician of Paris, say that lest the
+ digestive faculties of the stomach should grow idle, it were not amiss
+ once a month to rouse them by this excess, and to spur them lest they
+ should grow dull and rusty; and one author tells us that the Persians used
+ to consult about their most important affairs after being well warmed with
+ wine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My taste and constitution are greater enemies to this vice than my
+ discourse; for besides that I easily submit my belief to the authority of
+ ancient opinions, I look upon it indeed as an unmanly and stupid vice, but
+ less malicious and hurtful than the others, which, almost all, more
+ directly jostle public society. And if we cannot please ourselves but it
+ must cost us something, as they hold, I find this vice costs a man’s
+ conscience less than the others, besides that it is of no difficult
+ preparation, nor hard to be found, a consideration not altogether to be
+ despised. A man well advanced both in dignity and age, amongst three
+ principal commodities that he said remained to him of life, reckoned to me
+ this for one, and where would a man more justly find it than amongst the
+ natural conveniences? But he did not take it right, for delicacy and the
+ curious choice of wines is therein to be avoided. If you found your
+ pleasure upon drinking of the best, you condemn yourself to the penance of
+ drinking of the worst. Your taste must be more indifferent and free; so
+ delicate a palate is not required to make a good toper. The Germans drink
+ almost indifferently of all wines with delight; their business is to pour
+ down and not to taste; and it’s so much the better for them: their
+ pleasure is so much the more plentiful and nearer at hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secondly, to drink, after the French fashion, but at two meals, and then
+ very moderately, is to be too sparing of the favours of the god. There is
+ more time and constancy required than so. The ancients spent whole nights
+ in this exercise, and ofttimes added the day following to eke it out, and
+ therefore we are to take greater liberty and stick closer to our work. I
+ have seen a great lord of my time, a man of high enterprise and famous
+ success, that without setting himself to’t, and after his ordinary
+ rate of drinking at meals, drank not much less than five quarts of wine,
+ and at his going away appeared but too wise and discreet, to the detriment
+ of our affairs. The pleasure we hold in esteem for the course of our lives
+ ought to have a greater share of our time dedicated to it; we should, like
+ shopboys and labourers, refuse no occasion nor omit any opportunity of
+ drinking, and always have it in our minds. Methinks we every day abridge
+ and curtail the use of wine, and that the after breakfasts, dinner
+ snatches, and collations I used to see in my father’s house, when I
+ was a boy, were more usual and frequent then than now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is it that we pretend to a reformation? Truly, no: but it may be we are
+ more addicted to Venus than our fathers were. They are two exercises that
+ thwart and hinder one another in their vigour. Lechery weakens our stomach
+ on the one side; and on the other sobriety renders us more spruce and
+ amorous for the exercise of love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis wonderful what strange stories I have heard my father tell of
+ the chastity of that age wherein he lived. It was for him to say it, being
+ both by art and nature cut out and finished for the service of ladies. He
+ spoke well and little: ever mixing his language with some illustration out
+ of authors most in use, especially in Spanish, and among the Spanish he
+ whom they called Marcus Aurelius&mdash;[ Guevara’s Golden Book of
+ Marcus Aurelius Antoninus.]&mdash;was ordinarily in his mouth. His
+ behaviour was gently grave, humble, and very modest; he was very
+ solicitous of neatness and propriety both in his person and clothes,
+ whether on horseback or afoot, he was monstrously punctual in his word;
+ and of a conscience and religion generally tending rather towards
+ superstition than otherwise. For a man of little stature, very strong,
+ well proportioned, and well knit; of a pleasing countenance inclining to
+ brown, and very adroit in all noble exercises. I have yet in the house to
+ be seen canes poured full of lead, with which they say he exercised his
+ arms for throwing the bar or the stone, or in fencing; and shoes with
+ leaden soles to make him lighter for running or leaping. Of his vaulting
+ he has left little miracles behind him: I have seen him when past three
+ score laugh at our exercises, and throw himself in his furred gown into
+ the saddle, make the tour of a table upon his thumbs and scarce ever mount
+ the stairs into his chamber without taking three or four steps at a time.
+ But as to what I was speaking of before; he said there was scarce one
+ woman of quality of ill fame in the whole province: he would tell of
+ strange confidences, and some of them his own, with virtuous women, free
+ from any manner of suspicion of ill, and for his own part solemnly swore
+ he was a virgin at his marriage; and yet it was after a long practice of
+ arms beyond the mountains, of which wars he left us a journal under his
+ own hand, wherein he has given a precise account from point to point of
+ all passages, both relating to the public and to himself. And he was,
+ moreover, married at a well advanced maturity, in the year 1528, the
+ three-and-thirtieth year of his age, upon his way home from Italy. But let
+ us return to our bottles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The incommodities of old age, that stand in need of some refreshment and
+ support, might with reason beget in me a desire of this faculty, it being
+ as it were the last pleasure the course of years deprives us of. The
+ natural heat, say the good-fellows, first seats itself in the feet: that
+ concerns infancy; thence it mounts into the middle region, where it makes
+ a long abode and produces, in my opinion, the sole true pleasures of human
+ life; all other pleasures in comparison sleep; towards the end, like a
+ vapour that still mounts upward, it arrives at the throat, where it makes
+ its final residence, and concludes the progress. I do not, nevertheless,
+ understand how a man can extend the pleasure of drinking beyond thirst,
+ and forge in his imagination an appetite artificial and against nature; my
+ stomach would not proceed so far; it has enough to do to deal with what it
+ takes in for its necessity. My constitution is not to care for drink but
+ as following eating and washing down my meat, and for that reason my last
+ draught is always the greatest. And seeing that in old age we have our
+ palate furred with phlegms or depraved by some other ill constitution, the
+ wine tastes better to us as the pores are cleaner washed and laid more
+ open. At least, I seldom taste the first glass well. Anacharsis wondered
+ that the Greeks drank in greater glasses towards the end of a meal than at
+ the beginning; which was, I suppose, for the same reason the Germans do
+ the same, who then begin the battle of drink.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk
+ till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to please themselves, and
+ to mix a little liberally in their feasts the influence of Dionysos, that
+ good deity who restores to younger men their gaiety and to old men their
+ youth; who mollifies the passions of the soul, as iron is softened by
+ fire; and in his Lazes allows such merry meetings, provided they have a
+ discreet chief to govern and keep them in order, as good and of great
+ utility; drunkenness being, he says, a true and certain trial of every one’s
+ nature, and, withal, fit to inspire old men with mettle to divert
+ themselves in dancing and music; things of great use, and that they dare
+ not attempt when sober. He, moreover, says that wine is able to supply the
+ soul with temperance and the body with health. Nevertheless, these
+ restrictions, in part borrowed from the Carthaginians, please him: that
+ men forbear excesses in the expeditions of war; that every judge and
+ magistrate abstain from it when about the administrations of his place or
+ the consultations of the public affairs; that the day is not to be
+ employed with it, that being a time due to other occupations, nor the
+ night on which a man intends to get children.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis said that the philosopher Stilpo, when oppressed with age,
+ purposely hastened his end by drinking pure wine. The same thing, but not
+ designed by him, despatched also the philosopher Arcesilaus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But ‘tis an old and pleasant question, whether the soul of a wise
+ man can be overcome by the strength of wine?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si munitae adhibet vim sapientiae.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ To what vanity does the good opinion we have of ourselves push us? The
+ most regular and most perfect soul in the world has but too much to do to
+ keep itself upright, and from being overthrown by its own weakness. There
+ is not one of a thousand that is right and settled so much as one minute
+ in a whole life, and that may not very well doubt, whether according to
+ her natural condition she ever can be; but to join constancy to it is her
+ utmost perfection; I mean when nothing should jostle and discompose her,
+ which a thousand accidents may do. ‘Tis to much purpose that the
+ great poet Lucretius keeps such a clatter with his philosophy, when,
+ behold! he goes mad with a love philtre. Is it to be imagined that an
+ apoplexy will not stun Socrates as well as a porter? Some men have
+ forgotten their own names by the violence of a disease; and a slight wound
+ has turned the judgment of others topsy-turvy. Let him be as wise as he
+ will, after all he is but a man; and than that what is there more frail,
+ more miserable, or more nothing? Wisdom does not force our natural
+ dispositions,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sudores itaque, et pallorem exsistere toto
+ Corpore, et infringi linguam, vocemque aboriri,
+ Caligare oculos, sonere aures, succidere artus,
+ Demque concidere, ex animi terrore, videmus.”
+
+ [“Sweat and paleness come over the whole body, the tongue is
+ rendered powerless, the voice dies away, the eyes are darkened,
+ there is ringing in the ears, the limbs sink under us by the
+ influence of fear.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 155.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he must shut his eyes against the blow that threatens him; he must tremble
+ upon the margin of a precipice, like a child; nature having reserved these
+ light marks of her authority, not to be forced by our reason and the stoic
+ virtue, to teach man his mortality and our weakness; he turns pale with
+ fear, red with shame, and groans with the cholic, if not with desperate
+ outcry, at least with hoarse and broken voice:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Humani a se nihil alienum putet.”
+
+ [“Let him not think himself exempt from that which is incidental to
+ men in general.”&mdash;Terence, Heauton, i. 1, 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The poets, that feign all things at pleasure, dare not acquit their
+ greatest heroes of tears:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sic fatur lacrymans, classique immittit habenas.”
+
+ [“Thus he speaks, weeping, and then sets sail with his fleet.”
+ &mdash;Aeneid, vi. i.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis sufficient for a man to curb and moderate his inclinations, for
+ totally to suppress them is not in him to do. Even our great Plutarch,
+ that excellent and perfect judge of human actions, when he sees Brutus and
+ Torquatus kill their children, begins to doubt whether virtue could
+ proceed so far, and to question whether these persons had not rather been
+ stimulated by some other passion.&mdash;[Plutarch, Life of Publicola, c.
+ 3.] &mdash;All actions exceeding the ordinary bounds are liable to
+ sinister interpretation, for as much as our liking no more holds with what
+ is above than with what is below it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us leave that other sect, that sets up an express profession of
+ scornful superiority&mdash;[The Stoics.]&mdash;: but when even in that
+ sect, reputed the most quiet and gentle, we hear these rhodomontades of
+ Metrodorus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Occupavi te, Fortuna, atque cepi: omnesque aditus tuos
+ interclusi ut ad me aspirare non posses;”
+
+ [“Fortune, I have got the better of thee, and have made all the
+ avenues so sure thou canst not come at me.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., v. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ when Anaxarchus, by command of Nicocreon the tyrant of Cyprus, was put
+ into a stone mortar, and laid upon with mauls of iron, ceases not to say,
+ “Strike, batter, break; ‘tis not Anaxarchus, ‘tis but
+ his sheath that you pound and bray so”; when we hear our martyrs cry
+ out to the tyrant from the middle of the flame, “This side is
+ roasted enough, fall to and eat, it is enough done; fall to work with the
+ other;” when we hear the child in Josephus’ torn piece-meal
+ with pincers, defying Antiochus, and crying out with a constant and
+ assured voice: “Tyrant, thou losest thy labour, I am still at ease;
+ where is the pain, where are the torments with which thou didst so
+ threaten me? Is this all thou canst do? My constancy torments thee more
+ than thy cruelty does me. O pitiful coward, thou faintest, and I grow
+ stronger; make me complain, make me bend, make me yield if thou canst;
+ encourage thy guards, cheer up thy executioners; see, see they faint, and
+ can do no more; arm them, flesh them anew, spur them up”; truly, a
+ man must confess that there is some phrenzy, some fury, how holy soever,
+ that at that time possesses those souls. When we come to these Stoical
+ sallies: “I had rather be mad than voluptuous,” a saying of
+ Antisthenes. When Sextius tells us, “he had rather be fettered with
+ affliction than pleasure”: when Epicurus takes upon him to play with
+ his gout, and, refusing health and ease, defies all torments, and
+ despising the lesser pains, as disdaining to contend with them, he covets
+ and calls out for others sharper, more violent, and more worthy of him;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Spumantemque dari, pecora inter inertia, votis
+ Optat aprum, aut fulvum descendere monte leonem:”
+
+ [“And instead of timid beasts, wishes the foaming boar or tawny lion
+ would come from the mountain.”&mdash;AEneid, iv. 158.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ who but must conclude that these are wild sallies pushed on by a courage
+ that has broken loose from its place? Our soul cannot from her own seat
+ reach so high; ‘tis necessary she must leave it, raise herself up,
+ and, taking the bridle in her teeth, transport her man so far that he
+ shall afterwards himself be astonished at what he has done; as, in war,
+ the heat of battle impels generous soldiers to perform things of so
+ infinite danger, as afterwards, recollecting them, they themselves are the
+ first to wonder at; as it also fares with the poets, who are often rapt
+ with admiration of their own writings, and know not where again to find
+ the track through which they performed so fine a Career; which also is in
+ them called fury and rapture. And as Plato says, ‘tis to no purpose
+ for a sober-minded man to knock at the door of poesy: so Aristotle says,
+ that no excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness; and he has
+ reason to call all transports, how commendable soever, that surpass our
+ own judgment and understanding, madness; forasmuch as wisdom is a regular
+ government of the soul, which is carried on with measure and proportion,
+ and for which she is to herself responsible. Plato argues thus, that the
+ faculty of prophesying is so far above us, that we must be out of
+ ourselves when we meddle with it, and our prudence must either be
+ obstructed by sleep or sickness, or lifted from her place by some
+ celestial rapture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER III&mdash;&mdash;A CUSTOM OF THE ISLE OF CEA
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Cos. Cea is the form of the name given by Pliny]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If to philosophise be, as ‘tis defined, to doubt, much more to write
+ at random and play the fool, as I do, ought to be reputed doubting, for it
+ is for novices and freshmen to inquire and to dispute, and for the
+ chairman to moderate and determine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My moderator is the authority of the divine will, that governs us without
+ contradiction, and that is seated above these human and vain
+ contestations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Philip having forcibly entered into Peloponnesus, and some one saying to
+ Damidas that the Lacedaemonians were likely very much to suffer if they
+ did not in time reconcile themselves to his favour: “Why, you
+ pitiful fellow,” replied he, “what can they suffer who do not
+ fear to die?” It being also asked of Agis, which way a man might
+ live free? “Why,” said he, “by despising death.”
+ These, and a thousand other sayings to the same purpose, distinctly sound
+ of something more than the patient attending the stroke of death when it
+ shall come; for there are several accidents in life far worse to suffer
+ than death itself. Witness the Lacedaemonian boy taken by Antigonus, and
+ sold for a slave, who being by his master commanded to some base
+ employment: “Thou shalt see,” says the boy, “whom thou
+ hast bought; it would be a shame for me to serve, being so near the reach
+ of liberty,” and having so said, threw himself from the top of the
+ house. Antipater severely threatening the Lacedaemonians, that he might
+ the better incline them to acquiesce in a certain demand of his: “If
+ thou threatenest us with more than death,” replied they, “we
+ shall the more willingly die”; and to Philip, having written them
+ word that he would frustrate all their enterprises: “What, wilt thou
+ also hinder us from dying?” This is the meaning of the sentence,
+ “That the wise man lives as long as he ought, not so long as he can;
+ and that the most obliging present Nature has made us, and which takes
+ from us all colour of complaint of our condition, is to have delivered
+ into our own custody the keys of life; she has only ordered, one door into
+ life, but a hundred thousand ways out. We may be straitened for earth to
+ live upon, but earth sufficient to die upon can never be wanting, as
+ Boiocalus answered the Romans.”&mdash;[Tacitus, Annal., xiii. 56.]&mdash;Why
+ dost thou complain of this world? it detains thee not; thy own cowardice
+ is the cause, if thou livest in pain. There needs no more to die but to
+ will to die:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ubique mors est; optime hoc cavit deus.
+ Eripere vitam nemo non homini potest;
+ At nemo mortem; mille ad hanc aditus patent.”
+
+ [“Death is everywhere: heaven has well provided for that. Any one
+ may deprive us of life; no one can deprive us of death. To death
+ there are a thousand avenues.”&mdash;Seneca, Theb:, i, I, 151.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Neither is it a recipe for one disease only; death is the infallible cure
+ of all; ‘tis a most assured port that is never to be feared, and
+ very often to be sought. It comes all to one, whether a man give himself
+ his end, or stays to receive it by some other means; whether he pays
+ before his day, or stay till his day of payment come; from whencesoever it
+ comes, it is still his; in what part soever the thread breaks, there’s
+ the end of the clue. The most voluntary death is the finest. Life depends
+ upon the pleasure of others; death upon our own. We ought not to
+ accommodate ourselves to our own humour in anything so much as in this.
+ Reputation is not concerned in such an enterprise; ‘tis folly to be
+ concerned by any such apprehension. Living is slavery if the liberty of
+ dying be wanting. The ordinary method of cure is carried on at the expense
+ of life; they torment us with caustics, incisions, and amputations of
+ limbs; they interdict aliment and exhaust our blood; one step farther and
+ we are cured indeed and effectually. Why is not the jugular vein as much
+ at our disposal as the median vein? For a desperate disease a desperate
+ cure. Servius the grammarian, being tormented with the gout, could think
+ of no better remedy than to apply poison to his legs, to deprive them of
+ their sense; let them be gouty at their will, so they were insensible of
+ pain. God gives us leave enough to go when He is pleased to reduce us to
+ such a condition that to live is far worse than to die. ‘Tis
+ weakness to truckle under infirmities, but it’s madness to nourish
+ them. The Stoics say, that it is living according to nature in a wise man
+ to, take his leave of life, even in the height of prosperity, if he do it
+ opportunely; and in a fool to prolong it, though he be miserable, provided
+ he be not indigent of those things which they repute to be according to
+ nature. As I do not offend the law against thieves when I embezzle my own
+ money and cut my own purse; nor that against incendiaries when I burn my
+ own wood; so am I not under the lash of those made against murderers for
+ having deprived myself of my own life. Hegesias said, that as the
+ condition of life did, so the condition of death ought to depend upon our
+ own choice. And Diogenes meeting the philosopher Speusippus, so blown up
+ with an inveterate dropsy that he was fain to be carried in a litter, and
+ by him saluted with the compliment, “I wish you good health.”
+ “No health to thee,” replied the other, “who art content
+ to live in such a condition.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And in fact, not long after, Speusippus, weary of so languishing a state
+ of life, found a means to die.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But this does not pass without admitting a dispute: for many are of
+ opinion that we cannot quit this garrison of the world without the express
+ command of Him who has placed us in it; and that it appertains to God who
+ has placed us here, not for ourselves only but for His Glory and the
+ service of others, to dismiss us when it shall best please Him, and not
+ for us to depart without His licence: that we are not born for ourselves
+ only, but for our country also, the laws of which require an account from
+ us upon the score of their own interest, and have an action of
+ manslaughter good against us; and if these fail to take cognisance of the
+ fact, we are punished in the other world as deserters of our duty:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Proxima deinde tenent maesti loca, qui sibi letum
+ Insontes peperere manu, lucemque perosi
+ Proiecere animas.”
+
+ [“Thence the sad ones occupy the next abodes, who, though free
+ from guilt, were by their own hands slain, and, hating light,
+ sought death.”&mdash;AEneid, vi. 434.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is more constancy in suffering the chain we are tied to than in
+ breaking it, and more pregnant evidence of fortitude in Regulus than in
+ Cato; ‘tis indiscretion and impatience that push us on to these
+ precipices: no accidents can make true virtue turn her back; she seeks and
+ requires evils, pains, and grief, as the things by which she is nourished
+ and supported; the menaces of tyrants, racks, and tortures serve only to
+ animate and rouse her:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Duris ut ilex tonsa bipennibus
+ Nigrae feraci frondis in Algido,
+ Per damma, percmdes, ab ipso
+ Ducit opes, animumque ferro.”
+
+ [“As in Mount Algidus, the sturdy oak even from the axe itself
+ derives new vigour and life.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iv. 4, 57.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And as another says:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non est, ut putas, virtus, pater,
+ Timere vitam; sed malis ingentibus
+ Obstare, nec se vertere, ac retro dare.”
+
+ [“Father, ‘tis no virtue to fear life, but to withstand great
+ misfortunes, nor turn back from them.”&mdash;Seneca, Theb., i. 190.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Or as this:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rebus in adversis facile est contemnere mortem
+ Fortius ille facit, qui miser esse potest.”
+
+ [“It is easy in adversity to despise death; but he acts more
+ bravely, who can live wretched.”&mdash;Martial, xi. 56, 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis cowardice, not virtue, to lie squat in a furrow, under a tomb,
+ to evade the blows of fortune; virtue never stops nor goes out of her
+ path, for the greatest storm that blows:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si fractus illabatur orbis,
+ Impavidum ferient ruinae.”
+
+ [“Should the world’s axis crack, the ruins will but crush
+ a fearless head.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 3, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For the most part, the flying from other inconveniences brings us to this;
+ nay, endeavouring to evade death, we often run into its very mouth:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hic, rogo, non furor est, ne moriare, mori?”
+
+ [“Tell me, is it not madness, that one should die for fear
+ of dying?”&mdash;Martial, ii. 80, 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ like those who, from fear of a precipice, throw themselves headlong into
+ it;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Multos in summa pericula misfit
+ Venturi timor ipse mali: fortissimus ille est,
+ Qui promptus metuenda pati, si cominus instent,
+ Et differre potest.”
+
+ [“The fear of future ills often makes men run into extreme danger;
+ he is truly brave who boldly dares withstand the mischiefs he
+ apprehends, when they confront him and can be deferred.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, vii. 104.]
+
+ “Usque adeo, mortis formidine, vitae
+ Percipit humanos odium, lucisque videndae,
+ Ut sibi consciscant moerenti pectore lethum
+ Obliti fontem curarum hunc esse timorem.”
+
+ [“Death to that degree so frightens some men, that causing them to
+ hate both life and light, they kill themselves, miserably forgetting
+ that this same fear is the fountain of their cares.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iii. 79.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Plato, in his Laws, assigns an ignominious sepulture to him who has
+ deprived his nearest and best friend, namely himself, of life and his
+ destined course, being neither compelled so to do by public judgment, by
+ any sad and inevitable accident of fortune, nor by any insupportable
+ disgrace, but merely pushed on by cowardice and the imbecility of a
+ timorous soul. And the opinion that makes so little of life, is
+ ridiculous; for it is our being, ‘tis all we have. Things of a
+ nobler and more elevated being may, indeed, reproach ours; but it is
+ against nature for us to contemn and make little account of ourselves;
+ ‘tis a disease particular to man, and not discerned in any other
+ creatures, to hate and despise itself. And it is a vanity of the same
+ stamp to desire to be something else than what we are; the effect of such
+ a desire does not at all touch us, forasmuch as it is contradicted and
+ hindered in itself. He that desires of a man to be made an angel, does
+ nothing for himself; he would be never the better for it; for, being no
+ more, who shall rejoice or be sensible of this benefit for him.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Debet enim, misere cui forti, aegreque futurum est,
+ Ipse quoque esse in eo turn tempore, cum male possit
+ Accidere.”
+
+ [“For he to whom misery and pain are to be in the future, must
+ himself then exist, when these ills befall him.”
+ &mdash;Idem, ibid., 874.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Security, indolence, impassability, the privation of the evils of this
+ life, which we pretend to purchase at the price of dying, are of no manner
+ of advantage to us: that man evades war to very little purpose who can
+ have no fruition of peace; and as little to the purpose does he avoid
+ trouble who cannot enjoy repose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst those of the first of these two opinions, there has been great
+ debate, what occasions are sufficient to justify the meditation of
+ self-murder, which they call “A reasonable exit.”&mdash;[
+ Diogenes Laertius, Life of Zeno.]&mdash;For though they say that men must
+ often die for trivial causes, seeing those that detain us in life are of
+ no very great weight, yet there is to be some limit. There are fantastic
+ and senseless humours that have prompted not only individual men, but
+ whole nations to destroy themselves, of which I have elsewhere given some
+ examples; and we further read of the Milesian virgins, that by a frantic
+ compact they hanged themselves one after another till the magistrate took
+ order in it, enacting that the bodies of such as should be found so hanged
+ should be drawn by the same halter stark naked through the city. When
+ Therykion tried to persuade Cleomenes to despatch himself, by reason of
+ the ill posture of his affairs, and, having missed a death of more honour
+ in the battle he had lost, to accept of this the second in honour to it,
+ and not to give the conquerors leisure to make him undergo either an
+ ignominious death or an infamous life; Cleomenes, with a courage truly
+ Stoic and Lacedaemonian, rejected his counsel as unmanly and mean; “that,”
+ said he, “is a remedy that can never be wanting, but which a man is
+ never to make use of, whilst there is an inch of hope remaining”:
+ telling him, “that it was sometimes constancy and valour to live;
+ that he would that even his death should be of use to his country, and
+ would make of it an act of honour and virtue.” Therykion,
+ notwithstanding, thought himself in the right, and did his own business;
+ and Cleomenes afterwards did the same, but not till he had first tried the
+ utmost malevolence of fortune. All the inconveniences in the world are not
+ considerable enough that a man should die to evade them; and, besides,
+ there being so many, so sudden and unexpected changes in human things, it
+ is hard rightly to judge when we are at the end of our hope:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sperat et in saeva victus gladiator arena,
+ Sit licet infesto pollice turba minax.”
+
+ [“The gladiator conquered in the lists hopes on, though the
+ menacing spectators, turning their thumb, order him to die.”
+ &mdash;Pentadius, De Spe, ap. Virgilii Catadecta.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All things, says an old adage, are to be hoped for by a man whilst he
+ lives; ay, but, replies Seneca, why should this rather be always running
+ in a man’s head that fortune can do all things for the living man,
+ than this, that fortune has no power over him that knows how to die?
+ Josephus, when engaged in so near and apparent danger, a whole people
+ being violently bent against him, that there was no visible means of
+ escape, nevertheless, being, as he himself says, in this extremity
+ counselled by one of his friends to despatch himself, it was well for him
+ that he yet maintained himself in hope, for fortune diverted the accident
+ beyond all human expectation, so that he saw himself delivered without any
+ manner of inconvenience. Whereas Brutus and Cassius, on the contrary,
+ threw away the remains of the Roman liberty, of which they were the sole
+ protectors, by the precipitation and temerity wherewith they killed
+ themselves before the due time and a just occasion. Monsieur d’Anguien,
+ at the battle of Serisolles, twice attempted to run himself through,
+ despairing of the fortune of the day, which went indeed very untowardly on
+ that side of the field where he was engaged, and by that precipitation was
+ very near depriving himself of the enjoyment of so brave a victory. I have
+ seen a hundred hares escape out of the very teeth of the greyhounds:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aliquis carnifici suo superstes fuit.”
+
+ [“Some have survived their executioners.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 13.]
+
+ “Multa dies, variusque labor mutabilis nevi
+ Rettulit in melius; multos alterna revisens
+ Lusit, et in solido rursus fortuna locavit.”
+
+ [“Length of days, and the various labour of changeful time, have
+ brought things to a better state; fortune turning, shews a reverse
+ face, and again restores men to prosperity.”&mdash;AEneid, xi. 425.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Piny says there are but three sorts of diseases, to escape which a man has
+ good title to destroy himself; the worst of which is the stone in the
+ bladder, when the urine is suppressed.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“In the quarto edition of these essays, in 1588, Pliny is said to
+ mention two more, viz., a pain in the stomach and a headache, which,
+ he says (lib. xxv. c. 9.), were the only three distempers almost
+ for which men killed themselves.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Seneca says those only which for a long time are discomposing the
+ functions of the soul. And some there have been who, to avoid a worse
+ death, have chosen one to their own liking. Democritus, general of the
+ AEtolians, being brought prisoner to Rome, found means to make his escape
+ by night: but close pursued by his keepers, rather than suffer himself to
+ be retaken, he fell upon his own sword and died. Antinous and Theodotus,
+ their city of Epirus being reduced by the Romans to the last extremity,
+ gave the people counsel universally to kill themselves; but, these
+ preferring to give themselves up to the enemy, the two chiefs went to seek
+ the death they desired, rushing furiously upon the enemy, with intention
+ to strike home but not to ward a blow. The Island of Gozzo being taken
+ some years ago by the Turks, a Sicilian, who had two beautiful daughters
+ marriageable, killed them both with his own hand, and their mother,
+ running in to save them, to boot, which having done, sallying out of the
+ house with a cross-bow and harquebus, with two shots he killed two of the
+ Turks nearest to his door, and drawing his sword, charged furiously in
+ amongst the rest, where he was suddenly enclosed and cut to pieces, by
+ that means delivering his family and himself from slavery and dishonour.
+ The Jewish women, after having circumcised their children, threw them and
+ themselves down a precipice to avoid the cruelty of Antigonus. I have been
+ told of a person of condition in one of our prisons, that his friends,
+ being informed that he would certainly be condemned, to avoid the ignominy
+ of such a death suborned a priest to tell him that the only means of his
+ deliverance was to recommend himself to such a saint, under such and such
+ vows, and to fast eight days together without taking any manner of
+ nourishment, what weakness or faintness soever he might find in himself
+ during the time; he followed their advice, and by that means destroyed
+ himself before he was aware, not dreaming of death or any danger in the
+ experiment. Scribonia advising her nephew Libo to kill himself rather than
+ await the stroke of justice, told him that it was to do other people’s
+ business to preserve his life to put it after into the hands of those who
+ within three or four days would fetch him to execution, and that it was to
+ serve his enemies to keep his blood to gratify their malice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We read in the Bible that Nicanor, the persecutor of the law of God,
+ having sent his soldiers to seize upon the good old man Razis, surnamed in
+ honour of his virtue the father of the Jews: the good man, seeing no other
+ remedy, his gates burned down, and the enemies ready to seize him,
+ choosing rather to die nobly than to fall into the hands of his wicked
+ adversaries and suffer himself to be cruelly butchered by them, contrary
+ to the honour of his rank and quality, stabbed himself with his own sword,
+ but the blow, for haste, not having been given home, he ran and threw
+ himself from the top of a wall headlong among them, who separating
+ themselves and making room, he pitched directly upon his head;
+ notwithstanding which, feeling yet in himself some remains of life, he
+ renewed his courage, and starting up upon his feet all bloody and wounded
+ as he was, and making his way through the crowd to a precipitous rock,
+ there, through one of his wounds, drew out his bowels, which, tearing and
+ pulling to pieces with both his hands, he threw amongst his pursuers, all
+ the while attesting and invoking the Divine vengeance upon them for their
+ cruelty and injustice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of violences offered to the conscience, that against the chastity of woman
+ is, in my opinion, most to be avoided, forasmuch as there is a certain
+ pleasure naturally mixed with it, and for that reason the dissent therein
+ cannot be sufficiently perfect and entire, so that the violence seems to
+ be mixed with a little consent of the forced party. The ecclesiastical
+ history has several examples of devout persons who have embraced death to
+ secure them from the outrages prepared by tyrants against their religion
+ and honour. Pelagia and Sophronia, both canonised, the first of these
+ precipitated herself with her mother and sisters into the river to avoid
+ being forced by some soldiers, and the last also killed herself to avoid
+ being ravished by the Emperor Maxentius.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+It may, peradventure, be an honour to us in future ages, that a learned
+author of this present time, and a Parisian, takes a great deal of pains
+to persuade the ladies of our age rather to take any other course than to
+enter into the horrid meditation of such a despair. I am sorry he had
+never heard, that he might have inserted it amongst his other stories,
+the saying of a woman, which was told me at Toulouse, who had passed
+through the handling of some soldiers: “God be praised,” said she, “that
+once at least in my life I have had my fill without sin.” In truth,
+these cruelties are very unworthy the French good nature, and also, God
+be thanked, our air is very well purged of them since this good advice:
+tis enough that they say “no” in doing it, according to the rule of the
+good Marot.
+
+ “Un doulx nenny, avec un doulx sourire
+ Est tant honneste.”&mdash;Marot.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ History is everywhere full of those who by a thousand ways have exchanged
+ a painful and irksome life for death. Lucius Aruntius killed himself, to
+ fly, he said, both the future and the past. Granius Silvanus and Statius
+ Proximus, after having been pardoned by Nero, killed themselves; either
+ disdaining to live by the favour of so wicked a man, or that they might
+ not be troubled, at some other time, to obtain a second pardon,
+ considering the proclivity of his nature to suspect and credit accusations
+ against worthy men. Spargapises, son of Queen Tomyris, being a prisoner of
+ war to Cyrus, made use of the first favour Cyrus shewed him, in commanding
+ him to be unbound, to kill himself, having pretended to no other benefit
+ of liberty, but only to be revenged of himself for the disgrace of being
+ taken. Boges, governor in Eion for King Xerxes, being besieged by the
+ Athenian army under the conduct of Cimon, refused the conditions offered,
+ that he might safe return into Asia with all his wealth, impatient to
+ survive the loss of a place his master had given him to keep; wherefore,
+ having defended the city to the last extremity, nothing being left to eat,
+ he first threw all the gold and whatever else the enemy could make booty
+ of into the river Strymon, and then causing a great pile to be set on
+ fire, and the throats of all the women, children, concubines, and servants
+ to be cut, he threw their bodies into the fire, and at last leaped into it
+ himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ninachetuen, an Indian lord, so soon as he heard the first whisper of the
+ Portuguese Viceroy’s determination to dispossess him, without any
+ apparent cause, of his command in Malacca, to transfer it to the King of
+ Campar, he took this resolution with himself: he caused a scaffold, more
+ long than broad, to be erected, supported by columns royally adorned with
+ tapestry and strewed with flowers and abundance of perfumes; all which
+ being prepared, in a robe of cloth of gold, set full of jewels of great
+ value, he came out into the street, and mounted the steps to the scaffold,
+ at one corner of which he had a pile lighted of aromatic wood. Everybody
+ ran to see to what end these unusual preparations were made; when
+ Ninachetuen, with a manly but displeased countenance, set forth how much
+ he had obliged the Portuguese nation, and with how unspotted fidelity he
+ had carried himself in his charge; that having so often, sword in hand,
+ manifested in the behalf of others, that honour was much more dear to him
+ than life, he was not to abandon the concern of it for himself: that
+ fortune denying him all means of opposing the affront designed to be put
+ upon him, his courage at least enjoined him to free himself from the sense
+ of it, and not to serve for a fable to the people, nor for a triumph to
+ men less deserving than himself; which having said he leaped into the
+ fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sextilia, wife of Scaurus, and Paxaea, wife of Labeo, to encourage their
+ husbands to avoid the dangers that pressed upon them, wherein they had no
+ other share than conjugal affection, voluntarily sacrificed their own
+ lives to serve them in this extreme necessity for company and example.
+ What they did for their husbands, Cocceius Nerva did for his country, with
+ less utility though with equal affection: this great lawyer, flourishing
+ in health, riches, reputation, and favour with the Emperor, had no other
+ cause to kill himself but the sole compassion of the miserable state of
+ the Roman Republic. Nothing can be added to the beauty of the death of the
+ wife of Fulvius, a familiar favourite of Augustus: Augustus having
+ discovered that he had vented an important secret he had entrusted him
+ withal, one morning that he came to make his court, received him very
+ coldly and looked frowningly upon him. He returned home, full of, despair,
+ where he sorrowfully told his wife that, having fallen into this
+ misfortune, he was resolved to kill himself: to which she roundly replied,
+ “‘tis but reason you should, seeing that having so often
+ experienced the incontinence of my tongue, you could not take warning: but
+ let me kill myself first,” and without any more saying ran herself
+ through the body with a sword. Vibius Virrius, despairing of the safety of
+ his city besieged by the Romans and of their mercy, in the last
+ deliberation of his city’s senate, after many arguments conducing to
+ that end, concluded that the most noble means to escape fortune was by
+ their own hands: telling them that the enemy would have them in honour,
+ and Hannibal would be sensible how many faithful friends he had abandoned;
+ inviting those who approved of his advice to come to a good supper he had
+ ready at home, where after they had eaten well, they would drink together
+ of what he had prepared; a beverage, said he, that will deliver our bodies
+ from torments, our souls from insult, and our eyes and ears from the sense
+ of so many hateful mischiefs, as the conquered suffer from cruel and
+ implacable conquerors. I have, said he, taken order for fit persons to
+ throw our bodies into a funeral pile before my door so soon as we are
+ dead. Many enough approved this high resolution, but few imitated it;
+ seven-and-twenty senators followed him, who, after having tried to drown
+ the thought of this fatal determination in wine, ended the feast with the
+ mortal mess; and embracing one another, after they had jointly deplored
+ the misfortune of their country, some retired home to their own houses,
+ others stayed to be burned with Vibius in his funeral pyre; and were all
+ of them so long in dying, the vapour of the wine having prepossessed the
+ veins, and by that means deferred the effect of poison, that some of them
+ were within an hour of seeing the enemy inside the walls of Capua, which
+ was taken the next morning, and of undergoing the miseries they had at so
+ dear a rate endeavoured to avoid. Jubellius Taurea, another citizen of the
+ same country, the Consul Fulvius returning from the shameful butchery he
+ had made of two hundred and twenty-five senators, called him back fiercely
+ by name, and having made him stop: “Give the word,” said he,
+ “that somebody may dispatch me after the massacre of so many others,
+ that thou mayest boast to have killed a much more valiant man than
+ thyself.” Fulvius, disdaining him as a man out of his wits, and also
+ having received letters from Rome censuring the inhumanity of his
+ execution which tied his hands, Jubellius proceeded: “Since my
+ country has been taken, my friends dead, and having with my own hands
+ slain my wife and children to rescue them from the desolation of this
+ ruin, I am denied to die the death of my fellow-citizens, let me borrow
+ from virtue vengeance on this hated life,” and therewithal drawing a
+ short sword he carried concealed about him, he ran it through his own
+ bosom, falling down backward, and expiring at the consul’s feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alexander, laying siege to a city of the Indies, those within, finding
+ themselves very hardly set, put on a vigorous resolution to deprive him of
+ the pleasure of his victory, and accordingly burned themselves in general,
+ together with their city, in despite of his humanity: a new kind of war,
+ where the enemies sought to save them, and they to destroy themselves,
+ doing to make themselves sure of death, all that men do to secure life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Astapa, a city of Spain, finding itself weak in walls and defence to
+ withstand the Romans, the inhabitants made a heap of all their riches and
+ furniture in the public place; and, having ranged upon this heap all the
+ women and children, and piled them round with wood and other combustible
+ matter to take sudden fire, and left fifty of their young men for the
+ execution of that whereon they had resolved, they made a desperate sally,
+ where for want of power to overcome, they caused themselves to be every
+ man slain. The fifty, after having massacred every living soul throughout
+ the whole city, and put fire to this pile, threw themselves lastly into
+ it, finishing their generous liberty, rather after an insensible, than
+ after a sorrowful and disgraceful manner, giving the enemy to understand,
+ that if fortune had been so pleased, they had as well the courage to
+ snatch from them victory as they had to frustrate and render it dreadful,
+ and even mortal to those who, allured by the splendour of the gold melting
+ in this flame, having approached it, a great number were there suffocated
+ and burned, being kept from retiring by the crowd that followed after.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Abydeans, being pressed by King Philip, put on the same resolution;
+ but, not having time, they could not put it ‘in effect. The king,
+ who was struck with horror at the rash precipitation of this execution
+ (the treasure and movables that they had condemned to the flames being
+ first seized), drawing off his soldiers, granted them three days’
+ time to kill themselves in, that they might do it with more order and at
+ greater ease: which time they filled with blood and slaughter beyond the
+ utmost excess of all hostile cruelty, so that not so much as any one soul
+ was left alive that had power to destroy itself. There are infinite
+ examples of like popular resolutions which seem the more fierce and cruel
+ in proportion as the effect is more universal, and yet are really less so
+ than when singly executed; what arguments and persuasion cannot do with
+ individual men, they can do with all, the ardour of society ravishing
+ particular judgments.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The condemned who would live to be executed in the reign of Tiberius,
+ forfeited their goods and were denied the rites of sepulture; those who,
+ by killing themselves, anticipated it, were interred, and had liberty to
+ dispose of their estates by will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But men sometimes covet death out of hope of a greater good. “I
+ desire,” says St. Paul, “to be with Christ,” and “who
+ shall rid me of these bands?” Cleombrotus of Ambracia, having read
+ Plato’s Pheedo, entered into so great a desire of the life to come
+ that, without any other occasion, he threw himself into the sea. By which
+ it appears how improperly we call this voluntary dissolution, despair, to
+ which the eagerness of hope often inclines us, and, often, a calm and
+ temperate desire proceeding from a mature and deliberate judgment. Jacques
+ du Chastel, bishop of Soissons, in St. Louis’s foreign expedition,
+ seeing the king and whole army upon the point of returning into France,
+ leaving the affairs of religion imperfect, took a resolution rather to go
+ into Paradise; wherefore, having taken solemn leave of his friends, he
+ charged alone, in the sight of every one, into the enemy’s army,
+ where he was presently cut to pieces. In a certain kingdom of the new
+ discovered world, upon a day of solemn procession, when the idol they
+ adore is drawn about in public upon a chariot of marvellous greatness;
+ besides that many are then seen cutting off pieces of their flesh to offer
+ to him, there are a number of others who prostrate themselves upon the
+ place, causing themselves to be crushed and broken to pieces under the
+ weighty wheels, to obtain the veneration of sanctity after death, which is
+ accordingly paid them. The death of the bishop, sword in hand, has more of
+ magnanimity in it, and less of sentiment, the ardour of combat taking away
+ part of the latter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are some governments who have taken upon them to regulate the
+ justice and opportunity of voluntary death. In former times there was kept
+ in our city of Marseilles a poison prepared out of hemlock, at the public
+ charge, for those who had a mind to hasten their end, having first, before
+ the six hundred, who were their senate, given account of the reasons and
+ motives of their design, and it was not otherwise lawful, than by leave
+ from the magistrate and upon just occasion to do violence to themselves.&mdash;[Valerius
+ Maximus, ii. 6, 7.]&mdash;The same law was also in use in other places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sextus Pompeius, in his expedition into Asia, touched at the isle of Cea
+ in Negropont: it happened whilst he was there, as we have it from one that
+ was with him, that a woman of great quality, having given an account to
+ her citizens why she was resolved to put an end to her life, invited
+ Pompeius to her death, to render it the more honourable, an invitation
+ that he accepted; and having long tried in vain by the power of his
+ eloquence, which was very great, and persuasion, to divert her from that
+ design, he acquiesced in the end in her own will. She had passed the age
+ of four score and ten in a very happy state, both of body and mind; being
+ then laid upon her bed, better dressed than ordinary and leaning upon her
+ elbow, “The gods,” said she, “O Sextus Pompeius, and
+ rather those I leave than those I go to seek, reward thee, for that thou
+ hast not disdained to be both the counsellor of my life and the witness of
+ my death. For my part, having always experienced the smiles of fortune,
+ for fear lest the desire of living too long may make me see a contrary
+ face, I am going, by a happy end, to dismiss the remains of my soul,
+ leaving behind two daughters of my body and a legion of nephews”;
+ which having said, with some exhortations to her family to live in peace,
+ she divided amongst them her goods, and recommending her domestic gods to
+ her eldest daughter, she boldly took the bowl that contained the poison,
+ and having made her vows and prayers to Mercury to conduct her to some
+ happy abode in the other world, she roundly swallowed the mortal poison.
+ This being done, she entertained the company with the progress of its
+ operation, and how the cold by degrees seized the several parts of her
+ body one after another, till having in the end told them it began to seize
+ upon her heart and bowels, she called her daughters to do the last office
+ and close her eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pliny tells us of a certain Hyperborean nation where, by reason of the
+ sweet temperature of the air, lives rarely ended but by the voluntary
+ surrender of the inhabitants, who, being weary of and satiated with
+ living, had the custom, at a very old age, after having made good cheer,
+ to precipitate themselves into the sea from the top of a certain rock,
+ assigned for that service. Pain and the fear of a worse death seem to me
+ the most excusable incitements.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IV&mdash;&mdash;TO-MORROW’S A NEW DAY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I give, as it seems to me, with good reason the palm to Jacques Amyot of
+ all our French writers, not only for the simplicity and purity of his
+ language, wherein he excels all others, nor for his constancy in going
+ through so long a work, nor for the depth of his knowledge, having been
+ able so successfully to smooth and unravel so knotty and intricate an
+ author (for let people tell me what they will, I understand nothing of
+ Greek; but I meet with sense so well united and maintained throughout his
+ whole translation, that certainly he either knew the true fancy of the
+ author, or having, by being long conversant with him, imprinted a vivid
+ and general idea of that of Plutarch in his soul, he has delivered us
+ nothing that either derogates from or contradicts him), but above all, I
+ am the most taken with him for having made so discreet a choice of a book
+ so worthy and of so great utility wherewith to present his country. We
+ ignorant fellows had been lost, had not this book raised us out of the
+ dirt; by this favour of his we dare now speak and write; the ladies are
+ able to read to schoolmasters; ‘tis our breviary. If this good man
+ be yet living, I would recommend to him Xenophon, to do as much by that;
+ ‘tis a much more easy task than the other, and consequently more
+ proper for his age. And, besides, though I know not how, methinks he does
+ briskly&mdash;and clearly enough trip over steps another would have
+ stumbled at, yet nevertheless his style seems to be more his own where he
+ does not encounter those difficulties, and rolls away at his own ease.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was just now reading this passage where Plutarch says of himself, that
+ Rusticus being present at a declamation of his at Rome, there received a
+ packet from the emperor, and deferred to open it till all was done: for
+ which, says he, all the company highly applauded the gravity of this
+ person. ‘Tis true, that being upon the subject of curiosity and of
+ that eager passion for news, which makes us with so much indiscretion and
+ impatience leave all to entertain a newcomer, and without any manner of
+ respect or outcry, tear open on a sudden, in what company soever, the
+ letters that are delivered to us, he had reason to applaud the gravity of
+ Rusticus upon this occasion; and might moreover have added to it the
+ commendation of his civility and courtesy, that would not interrupt the
+ current of his declamation. But I doubt whether any one can commend his
+ prudence; for receiving unexpected letters, and especially from an
+ emperor, it might have fallen out that the deferring to read them might
+ have been of great prejudice. The vice opposite to curiosity is
+ negligence, to which I naturally incline, and wherein I have seen some men
+ so extreme that one might have found letters sent them three or four days
+ before, still sealed up in their pockets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never open any letters directed to another; not only those intrusted
+ with me, but even such as fortune has guided to my hand; and am angry with
+ myself if my eyes unawares steal any contents of letters of importance he
+ is reading when I stand near a great man. Never was man less inquisitive
+ or less prying into other men’s affairs than I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In our fathers’ days, Monsieur de Boutieres had like to have lost
+ Turin from having, while engaged in good company at supper, delayed to
+ read information that was sent him of the treason plotted against that
+ city where he commanded. And this very Plutarch has given me to
+ understand, that Julius Caesar had preserved himself, if, going to the
+ Senate the day he was assassinated by the conspirators, he had read a note
+ which was presented to him by, the way. He tells also the story of
+ Archias, the tyrant of Thebes, that the night before the execution of the
+ design Pelopidas had plotted to kill him to restore his country to
+ liberty, he had a full account sent him in writing by another Archias, an
+ Athenian, of the whole conspiracy, and that, this packet having been
+ delivered to him while he sat at supper, he deferred the opening of it,
+ saying, which afterwards turned to a proverb in Greece, “Business
+ to-morrow.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A wise man may, I think, out of respect to another, as not to disturb the
+ company, as Rusticus did, or not to break off another affair of importance
+ in hand, defer to read or hear any new thing that is brought him; but for
+ his own interest or particular pleasure, especially if he be a public
+ minister, that he will not interrupt his dinner or break his sleep is
+ inexcusable. And there was anciently at Rome, the consular place, as they
+ called it, which was the most honourable at the table, as being a place of
+ most liberty, and of more convenient access to those who came in to speak
+ to the person seated there; by which it appears, that being at meat, they
+ did not totally abandon the concern of other affairs and incidents. But
+ when all is said, it is very hard in human actions to give so exact a rule
+ upon moral reasons, that fortune will not therein maintain her own right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER V&mdash;&mdash;OF CONSCIENCE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The Sieur de la Brousse, my brother, and I, travelling one day together
+ during the time of our civil wars, met a gentleman of good sort. He was of
+ the contrary party, though I did not know so much, for he pretended
+ otherwise: and the mischief on’t is, that in this sort of war the
+ cards are so shuffled, your enemy not being distinguished from yourself by
+ any apparent mark either of language or habit, and being nourished under
+ the same law, air, and manners, it is very hard to avoid disorder and
+ confusion. This made me afraid myself of meeting any of our troops in a
+ place where I was not known, that I might not be in fear to tell my name,
+ and peradventure of something worse; as it had befallen me before, where,
+ by such a mistake, I lost both men and horses, and amongst others an
+ Italian gentleman my page, whom I bred with the greatest care and
+ affection, was miserably slain, in whom a youth of great promise and
+ expectation was extinguished. But the gentleman my brother and I met had
+ so desperate, half-dead a fear upon him at meeting with any horse, or
+ passing by any of the towns that held for the King, that I at last
+ discovered it to be alarms of conscience. It seemed to the poor man as if
+ through his visor and the crosses upon his cassock, one would have
+ penetrated into his bosom and read the most secret intentions of his
+ heart; so wonderful is the power of conscience. It makes us betray,
+ accuse, and fight against ourselves, and for want of other witnesses, to
+ give evidence against ourselves:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Occultum quatiens animo tortore flagellum.”
+
+ [“The torturer of the soul brandishing a sharp scourge within.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, iii. 195.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This story is in every child’s mouth: Bessus the Paeonian, being
+ reproached for wantonly pulling down a nest of young sparrows and killing
+ them, replied, that he had reason to do so, seeing that those little birds
+ never ceased falsely to accuse him of the murder of his father. This
+ parricide had till then been concealed and unknown, but the revenging fury
+ of conscience caused it to be discovered by him himself, who was to suffer
+ for it. Hesiod corrects the saying of Plato, that punishment closely
+ follows sin, it being, as he says, born at the same time with it. Whoever
+ expects punishment already suffers it, and whoever has deserved it expects
+ it. Wickedness contrives torments against itself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Malum consilium consultori pessimum.”
+
+ [“Ill designs are worst to the contriver.”
+ &mdash;Apud Aul. Gellium, iv. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ as the wasp stings and hurts another, but most of all itself, for it there
+ loses its sting and its use for ever,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vitasque in vulnere ponunt.”
+
+ [“And leave their own lives in the wound.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Geo., iv. 238.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Cantharides have somewhere about them, by a contrariety of nature, a
+ counterpoison against their poison. In like manner, at the same time that
+ men take delight in vice, there springs in the conscience a displeasure
+ that afflicts us sleeping and waking with various tormenting imaginations:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quippe ubi se multi, per somnia saepe loquentes,
+ Aut morbo delirantes, protraxe ferantur,
+ Et celata diu in medium peccata dedisse.”
+
+ [“Surely where many, often talking in their sleep, or raving in
+ disease, are said to have betrayed themselves, and to have given
+ publicity to offences long concealed.”&mdash;Lucretius, v. 1157.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Apollodorus dreamed that he saw himself flayed by the Scythians and
+ afterwards boiled in a cauldron, and that his heart muttered these words
+ “I am the cause of all these mischiefs that have befallen thee.”
+ Epicurus said that no hiding-hole could conceal the wicked, since they
+ could never assure themselves of being hid whilst their conscience
+ discovered them to themselves.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Prima est haec ultio, quod se
+ Judice nemo nocens absohitur.”
+
+ [“Tis the first punishment of sin that no man absolves himself.” or:
+ “This is the highest revenge, that by its judgment no offender is
+ absolved.”&mdash;Juvenal, xiii. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As an ill conscience fills us with fear, so a good one gives us greater
+ confidence and assurance; and I can truly say that I have gone through
+ several hazards with a more steady pace in consideration of the secret
+ knowledge I had of my own will and the innocence of my intentions:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Conscia mens ut cuique sua est, ita concipit intra
+ Pectora pro facto spemque metumque suo.”
+
+ [“As a man’s conscience is, so within hope or fear prevails, suiting
+ to his design.”&mdash;Ovid, Fast., i. 485.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Of this are a thousand examples; but it will be enough to instance three
+ of one and the same person. Scipio, being one day accused before the
+ people of Rome of some crimes of a very high nature, instead of excusing
+ himself or flattering his judges: “It will become you well,”
+ said he, “to sit in judgment upon a head, by whose means you have
+ the power to judge all the world.” Another time, all the answer he
+ gave to several impeachments brought against him by a tribune of the
+ people, instead of making his defence: “Let us go, citizens,”
+ said he, “let us go render thanks to the gods for the victory they
+ gave me over the Carthaginians as this day,” and advancing himself
+ before towards the Temple, he had presently all the assembly and his very
+ accuser himself following at his heels. And Petilius, having been set on
+ by Cato to demand an account of the money that had passed through his
+ hands in the province of Antioch, Scipio being come into the senate to
+ that purpose, produced a book from under his robe, wherein he told them
+ was an exact account of his receipts and disbursements; but being required
+ to deliver it to the prothonotary to be examined, he refused, saying, he
+ would not do himself so great a disgrace; and in the presence of the whole
+ senate tore the book with his own hands to pieces. I do not believe that
+ the most seared conscience could have counterfeited so great an assurance.
+ He had naturally too high a spirit and was accustomed to too high a
+ fortune, says Titius Livius, to know how to be criminal, and to lower
+ himself to the meanness of defending his innocence. The putting men to the
+ rack is a dangerous invention, and seems to be rather a trial of patience
+ than of truth. Both he who has the fortitude to endure it conceals the
+ truth, and he who has not: for why should pain sooner make me confess what
+ really is, than force me to say what is not? And, on the contrary, if he
+ who is not guilty of that whereof he is accused, has the courage to
+ undergo those torments, why should not he who is guilty have the same, so
+ fair a reward as life being in his prospect? I believe the ground of this
+ invention proceeds from the consideration of the force of conscience: for,
+ to the guilty, it seems to assist the rack to make him confess his fault
+ and to shake his resolution; and, on the other side, that it fortifies the
+ innocent against the torture. But when all is done, ‘tis, in plain
+ truth, a trial full of uncertainty and danger what would not a man say,
+ what would not a man do, to avoid so intolerable torments?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Etiam innocentes cogit mentiri dolor.”
+
+ [“Pain will make even the innocent lie.”&mdash;Publius Syrus, De Dolore.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whence it comes to pass, that him whom the judge has racked that he may
+ not die innocent, he makes him die both innocent and racked. A thousand
+ and a thousand have charged their own heads by false confessions, amongst
+ whom I place Philotas, considering the circumstances of the trial
+ Alexander put upon him and the progress of his torture. But so it is that
+ some say it is the least evil human weakness could invent; very inhumanly,
+ notwithstanding, and to very little purpose, in my opinion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many nations less barbarous in this than the Greeks and Romans who call
+ them so, repute it horrible and cruel to torment and pull a man to pieces
+ for a fault of which they are yet in doubt. How can he help your
+ ignorance? Are not you unjust, that, not to kill him without cause, do
+ worse than kill him? And that this is so, do but observe how often men
+ prefer to die without reason than undergo this examination, more painful
+ than execution itself; and that oft-times by its extremity anticipates
+ execution, and perform it. I know not where I had this story, but it
+ exactly matches the conscience of our justice in this particular. A
+ country-woman, to a general of a very severe discipline, accused one of
+ his soldiers that he had taken from her children the little soup meat she
+ had left to nourish them withal, the army having consumed all the rest;
+ but of this proof there was none. The general, after having cautioned the
+ woman to take good heed to what she said, for that she would make herself
+ guilty of a false accusation if she told a lie, and she persisting, he
+ presently caused the soldier’s belly to be ripped up to clear the
+ truth of the fact, and the woman was found to be right. An instructive
+ sentence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VI&mdash;&mdash;USE MAKES PERFECT
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not to be expected that argument and instruction, though we
+ never so voluntarily surrender our belief to what is read to us, should be
+ of force to lead us on so far as to action, if we do not, over and above,
+ exercise and form the soul by experience to the course for which we design
+ it; it will, otherwise, doubtless find itself at a loss when it comes to
+ the pinch of the business. This is the reason why those amongst the
+ philosophers who were ambitious to attain to a greater excellence, were
+ not contented to await the severities of fortune in the retirement and
+ repose of their own habitations, lest he should have surprised them raw
+ and inexpert in the combat, but sallied out to meet her, and purposely
+ threw themselves into the proof of difficulties. Some of them abandoned
+ riches to exercise themselves in a voluntary poverty; others sought out
+ labour and an austerity of life, to inure them to hardships and
+ inconveniences; others have deprived themselves of their dearest members,
+ as of sight, and of the instruments of generation, lest their too
+ delightful and effeminate service should soften and debauch the stability
+ of their souls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But in dying, which is the greatest work we have to do, practice can give
+ us no assistance at all. A man may by custom fortify himself against pain,
+ shame, necessity, and such-like accidents, but as to death, we can
+ experiment it but once, and are all apprentices when we come to it. There
+ have, anciently, been men so excellent managers of their time that they
+ have tried even in death itself to relish and taste it, and who have bent
+ their utmost faculties of mind to discover what this passage is, but they
+ are none of them come back to tell us the news:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nemo expergitus exstat,
+ Frigida quern semel est vitai pausa sequuta.”
+
+ [“No one wakes who has once fallen into the cold sleep of death.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iii. 942]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Julius Canus, a noble Roman, of singular constancy and virtue, having been
+ condemned to die by that worthless fellow Caligula, besides many
+ marvellous testimonies that he gave of his resolution, as he was just
+ going to receive the stroke of the executioner, was asked by a
+ philosopher, a friend of his: “Well, Canus, whereabout is your soul
+ now? what is she doing? What are you thinking of?”&mdash;“I
+ was thinking,” replied the other, “to keep myself ready, and
+ the faculties of my mind full settled and fixed, to try if in this short
+ and quick instant of death, I could perceive the motion of the soul when
+ she parts from the body, and whether she has any sentiment at the
+ separation, that I may after come again if I can, to acquaint my friends
+ with it.” This man philosophises not unto death only, but in death
+ itself. What a strange assurance was this, and what bravery of courage, to
+ desire his death should be a lesson to him, and to have leisure to think
+ of other things in so great an affair:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jus hoc animi morientis habebat.”
+
+ [“This mighty power of mind he had dying."-Lucan, viii. 636.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And yet I fancy, there is a certain way of making it familiar to us, and
+ in some sort of making trial what it is. We may gain experience, if not
+ entire and perfect, yet such, at least, as shall not be totally useless to
+ us, and that may render us more confident and more assured. If we cannot
+ overtake it, we may approach it and view it, and if we do not advance so
+ far as the fort, we may at least discover and make ourselves acquainted
+ with the avenues. It is not without reason that we are taught to consider
+ sleep as a resemblance of death: with how great facility do we pass from
+ waking to sleeping, and with how little concern do we lose the knowledge
+ of light and of ourselves. Peradventure, the faculty of sleeping would
+ seem useless and contrary to nature, since it deprives us of all action
+ and sentiment, were it not that by it nature instructs us that she has
+ equally made us to die as to live; and in life presents to us the eternal
+ state she reserves for us after it, to accustom us to it and to take from
+ us the fear of it. But such as have by violent accident fallen into a
+ swoon, and in it have lost all sense, these, methinks, have been very near
+ seeing the true and natural face of death; for as to the moment of the
+ passage, it is not to be feared that it brings with it any pain or
+ displeasure, forasmuch as we can have no feeling without leisure; our
+ sufferings require time, which in death is so short, and so precipitous,
+ that it must necessarily be insensible. They are the approaches that we
+ are to fear, and these may fall within the limits of experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many things seem greater by imagination than they are in effect; I have
+ passed a good part of my life in a perfect and entire health; I say, not
+ only entire, but, moreover, sprightly and wanton. This state, so full of
+ verdure, jollity, and vigour, made the consideration of sickness so
+ formidable to me, that when I came to experience it, I found the attacks
+ faint and easy in comparison with what I had apprehended. Of this I have
+ daily experience; if I am under the shelter of a warm room, in a stormy
+ and tempestuous night, I wonder how people can live abroad, and am
+ afflicted for those who are out in the fields: if I am there myself, I do
+ not wish to be anywhere else. This one thing of being always shut up in a
+ chamber I fancied insupportable: but I was presently inured to be so
+ imprisoned a week, nay a month together, in a very weak, disordered, and
+ sad condition; and I have found that, in the time of my health, I much
+ more pitied the sick, than I think myself to be pitied when I am so, and
+ that the force of my imagination enhances near one-half of the essence and
+ reality of the thing. I hope that when I come to die I shall find it the
+ same, and that, after all, it is not worth the pains I take, so much
+ preparation and so much assistance as I call in, to undergo the stroke.
+ But, at all events, we cannot give ourselves too much advantage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the time of our third or second troubles (I do not well remember
+ which), going one day abroad to take the air, about a league from my own
+ house, which is seated in the very centre of all the bustle and mischief
+ of the late civil wars in France; thinking myself in all security and so
+ near to my retreat that I stood in need of no better equipage, I had taken
+ a horse that went very easy upon his pace, but was not very strong. Being
+ upon my return home, a sudden occasion falling out to make use of this
+ horse in a kind of service that he was not accustomed to, one of my train,
+ a lusty, tall fellow, mounted upon a strong German horse, that had a very
+ ill mouth, fresh and vigorous, to play the brave and set on ahead of his
+ fellows, comes thundering full speed in the very track where I was,
+ rushing like a Colossus upon the little man and the little horse, with
+ such a career of strength and weight, that he turned us both over and
+ over, topsy-turvy with our heels in the air: so that there lay the horse
+ overthrown and stunned with the fall, and I ten or twelve paces from him
+ stretched out at length, with my face all battered and broken, my sword
+ which I had had in my hand, above ten paces beyond that, and my belt
+ broken all to pieces, without motion or sense any more than a stock.
+ ‘Twas the only swoon I was ever in till that hour in my life. Those
+ who were with me, after having used all the means they could to bring me
+ to myself, concluding me dead, took me up in their arms, and carried me
+ with very much difficulty home to my house, which was about half a French
+ league from thence. On the way, having been for more than two hours given
+ over for a dead man, I began to move and to fetch my breath; for so great
+ abundance of blood was fallen into my stomach, that nature had need to
+ rouse her forces to discharge it. They then raised me upon my feet, where
+ I threw off a whole bucket of clots of blood, as this I did also several
+ times by the way. This gave me so much ease, that I began to recover a
+ little life, but so leisurely and by so small advances, that my first
+ sentiments were much nearer the approaches of death than life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Perche, dubbiosa ancor del suo ritorno,
+ Non s’assicura attonita la mente.”
+
+ [“For the soul, doubtful as to its return, could not compose itself”
+ &mdash;Tasso, Gierus. Lib., xii. 74.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The remembrance of this accident, which is very well imprinted in my
+ memory, so naturally representing to me the image and idea of death, has
+ in some sort reconciled me to that untoward adventure. When I first began
+ to open my eyes, it was with so perplexed, so weak and dead a sight, that
+ I could yet distinguish nothing but only discern the light:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Come quel ch’or apre, or’chiude
+ Gli occhi, mezzo tra’l sonno e l’esser desto.”
+
+ [“As a man that now opens, now shuts his eyes, between sleep
+ and waking.”&mdash;Tasso, Gierus. Lib., viii., 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As to the functions of the soul, they advanced with the same pace and
+ measure with those of the body. I saw myself all bloody, my doublet being
+ stained all over with the blood I had vomited. The first thought that came
+ into my mind was that I had a harquebuss shot in my head, and indeed, at
+ the time there were a great many fired round about us. Methought my life
+ but just hung upon my, lips: and I shut my eyes, to help, methought, to
+ thrust it out, and took a pleasure in languishing and letting myself go.
+ It was an imagination that only superficially floated upon my soul, as
+ tender and weak as all the rest, but really, not only exempt from anything
+ displeasing, but mixed with that sweetness that people feel when they
+ glide into a slumber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe it is the very same condition those people are in, whom we see
+ swoon with weakness in the agony of death we pity them without cause,
+ supposing them agitated with grievous dolours, or that their souls suffer
+ under painful thoughts. It has ever been my belief, contrary to the
+ opinion of many, and particularly of La Boetie, that those whom we see so
+ subdued and stupefied at the approaches of their end, or oppressed with
+ the length of the disease, or by accident of an apoplexy or falling
+ sickness,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vi morbi saepe coactus
+ Ante oculos aliquis nostros, ut fulminis ictu,
+ Concidit, et spumas agit; ingemit, et tremit artus;
+ Desipit, extentat nervos, torquetur, anhelat,
+ Inconstanter, et in jactando membra fatigat;”
+
+ [“Often, compelled by the force of disease, some one as
+ thunderstruck falls under our eyes, and foams, groans, and trembles,
+ stretches, twists, breathes irregularly, and in paroxysms wears out
+ his strength.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 485.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ or hurt in the head, whom we hear to mutter, and by fits to utter grievous
+ groans; though we gather from these signs by which it seems as if they had
+ some remains of consciousness, and that there are movements of the body; I
+ have always believed, I say, both the body and the soul benumbed and
+ asleep,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vivit, et est vitae nescius ipse suae,”
+
+ [“He lives, and does not know that he is alive.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., i. 3, 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and could not believe that in so great a stupefaction of the members and
+ so great a defection of the senses, the soul could maintain any force
+ within to take cognisance of herself, and that, therefore, they had no
+ tormenting reflections to make them consider and be sensible of the misery
+ of their condition, and consequently were not much to be pitied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I can, for my part, think of no state so insupportable and dreadful, as to
+ have the soul vivid and afflicted, without means to declare itself; as one
+ should say of such as are sent to execution with their tongues first cut
+ out (were it not that in this kind of dying, the most silent seems to me
+ the most graceful, if accompanied with a grave and constant countenance);
+ or if those miserable prisoners, who fall into the hands of the base
+ hangman soldiers of this age, by whom they are tormented with all sorts of
+ inhuman usage to compel them to some excessive and impossible ransom;
+ kept, in the meantime, in such condition and place, where they have no
+ means of expressing or signifying their thoughts and their misery. The
+ poets have feigned some gods who favour the deliverance of such as suffer
+ under a languishing death:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hunc ego Diti
+ Sacrum jussa fero, teque isto corpore solvo.”
+
+ [“I bidden offer this sacred thing to Pluto, and from that body
+ dismiss thee.”&mdash;AEneid, iv. 782.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ both the interrupted words, and the short and irregular answers one gets
+ from them sometimes, by bawling and keeping a clutter about them; or the
+ motions which seem to yield some consent to what we would have them do,
+ are no testimony, nevertheless, that they live, an entire life at least.
+ So it happens to us in the yawning of sleep, before it has fully possessed
+ us, to perceive, as in a dream, what is done about us, and to follow the
+ last things that are said with a perplexed and uncertain hearing which
+ seems but to touch upon the borders of the soul; and to make answers to
+ the last words that have been spoken to us, which have more in them of
+ chance than sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now seeing I have in effect tried it, I have no doubt but I have hitherto
+ made a right judgment; for first, being in a swoon, I laboured to rip open
+ the buttons of my doublet with my nails, for my sword was gone; and yet I
+ felt nothing in my imagination that hurt me; for we have many motions in
+ us that do not proceed from our direction;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Semianimesque micant digiti, ferrumque retractant;”
+
+ [“Half-dead fingers grope about, and grasp again the sword.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, x. 396.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ so falling people extend their arms before them by a natural impulse,
+ which prompts our limbs to offices and motions without any commission from
+ our reason.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Falciferos memorant currus abscindere membra . . .
+ Ut tremere in terra videatur ab artubus id quod
+ Decidit abscissum; cum mens tamen atque hominis vis
+ Mobilitate mali, non quit sentire dolorem.”
+
+ [“They relate that scythe-bearing chariots mow off limbs, so that
+ they quiver on the ground; and yet the mind of him from whom the
+ limb is taken by the swiftness of the blow feels no pain.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, iii. 642.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ My stomach was so oppressed with the coagulated blood, that my hands moved
+ to that part, of their own voluntary motion, as they frequently do to the
+ part that itches, without being directed by our will. There are several
+ animals, and even men, in whom one may perceive the muscles to stir and
+ tremble after they are dead. Every one experimentally knows that there are
+ some members which grow stiff and flag without his leave. Now, those
+ passions which only touch the outward bark of us, cannot be said to be
+ ours: to make them so, there must be a concurrence of the whole man; and
+ the pains which are felt by the hand or the foot while we are sleeping,
+ are none of ours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I drew near my own house, where the alarm of my fall was already got
+ before me, and my family were come out to meet me, with the hubbub usual
+ in such cases, not only did I make some little answer to some questions
+ which were asked me; but they moreover tell me, that I was sufficiently
+ collected to order them to bring a horse to my wife whom on the road, I
+ saw struggling and tiring herself which is hilly and rugged. This should
+ seem to proceed from a soul its functions; but it was nothing so with me.
+ I knew not what I said or did, and they were nothing but idle thoughts in
+ the clouds, that were stirred up by the senses of the eyes and ears, and
+ proceeded not from me. I knew not for all that, whence I came or whither I
+ went, neither was I capable to weigh and consider what was said to me:
+ these were light effects, that the senses produced of themselves as of
+ custom; what the soul contributed was in a dream, lightly touched, licked
+ and bedewed by the soft impression of the senses. Notwithstanding, my
+ condition was, in truth, very easy and quiet; I had no affliction upon me,
+ either for others or myself; it was an extreme languor and weakness,
+ without any manner of pain. I saw my own house, but knew it not. When they
+ had put me to bed I found an inexpressible sweetness in that repose; for I
+ had been desperately tugged and lugged by those poor people who had taken
+ the pains to carry me upon their arms a very great and a very rough way,
+ and had in so doing all quite tired out themselves, twice or thrice one
+ after another. They offered me several remedies, but I would take none,
+ certainly believing that I was mortally wounded in the head. And, in
+ earnest, it had been a very happy death, for the weakness of my
+ understanding deprived me of the faculty of discerning, and that of my
+ body of the sense of feeling; I was suffering myself to glide away so
+ sweetly and after so soft and easy a manner, that I scarce find any other
+ action less troublesome than that was. But when I came again to myself and
+ to resume my faculties:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut tandem sensus convaluere mei,”
+
+ [“When at length my lost senses again returned.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., i. 3, 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which was two or three hours after, I felt myself on a sudden involved in
+ terrible pain, having my limbs battered and ground with my fall, and was.
+ so ill for two or three nights after, that I thought I was once more dying
+ again, but a more painful death, having concluded myself as good as dead
+ before, and to this hour am sensible of the bruises of that terrible
+ shock. I will not here omit, that the last thing I could make them beat
+ into my head, was the memory of this accident, and I had it over and over
+ again repeated to me, whither I was going, from whence I came, and at what
+ time of the day this mischance befell me, before I could comprehend it. As
+ to the manner of my fall, that was concealed from me in favour to him who
+ had been the occasion, and other flim-flams were invented. But a long time
+ after, and the very next day that my memory began to return and to
+ represent to me the state wherein I was, at the instant that I perceived
+ this horse coming full drive upon me (for I had seen him at my heels, and
+ gave myself for gone, but this thought had been so sudden, that fear had
+ had no leisure to introduce itself) it seemed to me like a flash of
+ lightning that had pierced my soul, and that I came from the other world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This long story of so light an accident would appear vain enough, were it
+ not for the knowledge I have gained by it for my own use; for I do really
+ find, that to get acquainted with death, needs no more but nearly to
+ approach it. Every one, as Pliny says, is a good doctrine to himself,
+ provided he be capable of discovering himself near at hand. Here, this is
+ not my doctrine, ‘tis my study; and is not the lesson of another,
+ but my own; and if I communicate it, it ought not to be ill taken, for
+ that which is of use to me, may also, peradventure, be useful to another.
+ As to the rest, I spoil nothing, I make use of nothing but my own; and if
+ I play the fool, ‘tis at my own expense, and nobody else is
+ concerned in’t; for ‘tis a folly that will die with me, and
+ that no one is to inherit. We hear but of two or three of the ancients,
+ who have beaten this path, and yet I cannot say if it was after this
+ manner, knowing no more of them but their names. No one since has followed
+ the track: ‘tis a rugged road, more so than it seems, to follow a
+ pace so rambling and uncertain, as that of the soul; to penetrate the dark
+ profundities of its intricate internal windings; to choose and lay hold of
+ so many little nimble motions; ‘tis a new and extraordinary
+ undertaking, and that withdraws us from the common and most recommended
+ employments of the world. ‘Tis now many years since that my thoughts
+ have had no other aim and level than myself, and that I have only pried
+ into and studied myself: or, if I study any other thing, ‘tis to
+ apply it to or rather in myself. And yet I do not think it a fault, if, as
+ others do by other much less profitable sciences, I communicate what I
+ have learned in this, though I am not very well pleased with my own
+ progress. There is no description so difficult, nor doubtless of so great
+ utility, as that of a man’s self: and withal, a man must curl his
+ hair and set out and adjust himself, to appear in public: now I am
+ perpetually tricking myself out, for I am eternally upon my own
+ description. Custom has made all speaking of a man’s self vicious,
+ and positively interdicts it, in hatred to the boasting that seems
+ inseparable from the testimony men give of themselves:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In vitium ducit culpae fuga.”
+
+ [“The avoiding a mere fault often leads us into a greater.”
+ Or: “The escape from a fault leads into a vice”
+ &mdash;Horace, De Arte Poetics, verse 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Instead of blowing the child’s nose, this is to take his nose off
+ altogether. I think the remedy worse than the disease. But, allowing it to
+ be true that it must of necessity be presumption to entertain people with
+ discourses of one’s self, I ought not, pursuing my general design,
+ to forbear an action that publishes this infirmity of mine, nor conceal
+ the fault which I not only practise but profess. Notwithstanding, to speak
+ my thought freely, I think that the custom of condemning wine, because
+ some people will be drunk, is itself to be condemned; a man cannot abuse
+ anything but what is good in itself; and I believe that this rule has only
+ regard to the popular vice. They are bits for calves, with which neither
+ the saints whom we hear speak so highly of themselves, nor the
+ philosophers, nor the divines will be curbed; neither will I, who am as
+ little the one as the other, If they do not write of it expressly, at all
+ events, when the occasions arise, they don’t hesitate to put
+ themselves on the public highway. Of what does Socrates treat more largely
+ than of himself? To what does he more direct and address the discourses of
+ his disciples, than to speak of themselves, not of the lesson in their
+ book, but of the essence and motion of their souls? We confess ourselves
+ religiously to God and our confessor; as our neighbours, do to all the
+ people. But some will answer that we there speak nothing but accusation
+ against ourselves; why then, we say all; for our very virtue itself is
+ faulty and penetrable. My trade and art is to live; he that forbids me to
+ speak according to my own sense, experience, and practice, may as well
+ enjoin an architect not to speak of building according to his own
+ knowledge, but according to that of his neighbour; according to the
+ knowledge of another, and not according to his own. If it be vainglory for
+ a man to publish his own virtues, why does not Cicero prefer the eloquence
+ of Hortensius, and Hortensius that of Cicero? Peradventure they mean that
+ I should give testimony of myself by works and effects, not barely by
+ words. I chiefly paint my thoughts, a subject void of form and incapable
+ of operative production; ‘tis all that I can do to couch it in this
+ airy body of the voice; the wisest and devoutest men have lived in the
+ greatest care to avoid all apparent effects. Effects would more speak of
+ fortune than of me; they manifest their own office and not mine, but
+ uncertainly and by conjecture; patterns of some one particular virtue. I
+ expose myself entire; ‘tis a body where, at one view, the veins,
+ muscles, and tendons are apparent, every of them in its proper place; here
+ the effects of a cold; there of the heart beating, very dubiously. I do
+ not write my own acts, but myself and my essence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am of opinion that a man must be very cautious how he values himself,
+ and equally conscientious to give a true report, be it better or worse,
+ impartially. If I thought myself perfectly good and wise, I would rattle
+ it out to some purpose. To speak less of one’s self than what one
+ really is is folly, not modesty; and to take that for current pay which is
+ under a man’s value is pusillanimity and cowardice, according to,
+ Aristotle. No virtue assists itself with falsehood; truth is never matter
+ of error. To speak more of one’s self than is really true is not
+ always mere presumption; ‘tis, moreover, very often folly; to, be
+ immeasurably pleased with what one is, and to fall into an indiscreet
+ self-love, is in my opinion the substance of this vice. The most sovereign
+ remedy to cure it, is to do quite contrary to what these people direct
+ who, in forbidding men to speak of themselves, consequently, at the same
+ time, interdict thinking of themselves too. Pride dwells in the thought;
+ the tongue can have but a very little share in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They fancy that to think of one’s self is to be delighted with one’s
+ self; to frequent and converse with one’s self, to be overindulgent;
+ but this excess springs only in those who take but a superficial view of
+ themselves, and dedicate their main inspection to their affairs; who call
+ it mere reverie and idleness to occupy one’s self with one’s
+ self, and the building one’s self up a mere building of castles in
+ the air; who look upon themselves as a third person only, a stranger. If
+ any one be in rapture with his own knowledge, looking only on those below
+ him, let him but turn his eye upward towards past ages, and his pride will
+ be abated, when he shall there find so many thousand wits that trample him
+ under foot. If he enter into a flattering presumption of his personal
+ valour, let him but recollect the lives of Scipio, Epaminondas; so many
+ armies, so many nations, that leave him so far behind them. No particular
+ quality can make any man proud, that will at the same time put the many
+ other weak and imperfect ones he has in the other scale, and the
+ nothingness of human condition to make up the weight. Because Socrates had
+ alone digested to purpose the precept of his god, “to know himself,”
+ and by that study arrived at the perfection of setting himself at nought,
+ he only was reputed worthy the title of a sage. Whosoever shall so know
+ himself, let him boldly speak it out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ CHAPTER VII&mdash;&mdash;OF RECOMPENSES OF HONOUR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ They who write the life of Augustus Caesar,&mdash;[Suetonius, Life of
+ Augustus, c. 25.]&mdash;observe this in his military discipline, that he
+ was wonderfully liberal of gifts to men of merit, but that as to the true
+ recompenses of honour he was as sparing; yet he himself had been gratified
+ by his uncle with all the military recompenses before he had ever been in
+ the field. It was a pretty invention, and received into most governments
+ of the world, to institute certain vain and in themselves valueless
+ distinctions to honour and recompense virtue, such as the crowns of
+ laurel, oak, and myrtle, the particular fashion of some garment, the
+ privilege to ride in a coach in the city, or at night with a torch, some
+ peculiar place assigned in public assemblies, the prerogative of certain
+ additional names and titles, certain distinctions in the bearing of coats
+ of arms, and the like, the use of which, according to the several humours
+ of nations, has been variously received, and yet continues.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We in France, as also several of our neighbours, have orders of knighthood
+ that are instituted only for this end. And ‘tis, in earnest, a very
+ good and profitable custom to find out an acknowledgment for the worth of
+ rare and excellent men, and to satisfy them with rewards that are not at
+ all chargeable either to prince or people. And that which has always been
+ found by ancient experience, and which we have heretofore observed among
+ ourselves, that men of quality have ever been more jealous of such
+ recompenses than of those wherein there was gain and profit, is not
+ without very good ground and reason. If with the reward, which ought to be
+ simply a recompense of honour, they should mix other commodities and add
+ riches, this mixture, instead of procuring an increase of estimation,
+ would debase and abate it. The Order of St. Michael, which has been so
+ long in repute amongst us, had no greater commodity than that it had no
+ communication with any other commodity, which produced this effect, that
+ formerly there was no office or title whatever to which the gentry
+ pretended with so great desire and affection as they did to that; no
+ quality that carried with it more respect and grandeur, valour and worth
+ more willingly embracing and with greater ambition aspiring to a
+ recompense purely its own, and rather glorious than profitable. For, in
+ truth, other gifts have not so great a dignity of usage, by reason they
+ are laid out upon all sorts of occasions; with money a man pays the wages
+ of a servant, the diligence of a courier, dancing, vaulting, speaking, and
+ the meanest offices we receive; nay, and reward vice with it too, as
+ flattery, treachery, and pimping; and therefore ‘tis no wonder if
+ virtue less desires and less willingly receives this common sort of
+ payment, than that which is proper and peculiar to her, throughout
+ generous and noble. Augustus had reason to be more sparing of this than
+ the other, insomuch that honour is a privilege which derives its principal
+ essence from rarity; and so virtue itself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cui malus est nemo, quis bonus esse potest?”
+
+ [“To whom no one is ill who can be good?"-Martial, xii. 82.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We do not intend it for a commendation when we say that such a one is
+ careful in the education of his children, by reason it is a common act,
+ how just and well done soever; no more than we commend a great tree, where
+ the whole forest is the same. I do not think that any citizen of Sparta
+ glorified himself much upon his valour, it being the universal virtue of
+ the whole nation; and as little upon his fidelity and contempt of riches.
+ There is no recompense becomes virtue, how great soever, that is once
+ passed into a custom; and I know not withal whether we can ever call it
+ great, being common.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing, then, that these remunerations of honour have no other value and
+ estimation but only this, that few people enjoy them, ‘tis but to be
+ liberal of them to bring them down to nothing. And though there should be
+ now more men found than in former times worthy of our order, the
+ estimation of it nevertheless should not be abated, nor the honour made
+ cheap; and it may easily happen that more may merit it; for there is no
+ virtue that so easily spreads as that of military valour. There is another
+ virtue, true, perfect, and philosophical, of which I do not speak, and
+ only make use of the word in our common acceptation, much greater than
+ this and more full, which is a force and assurance of the soul, equally
+ despising all sorts of adverse accidents, equable, uniform, and constant,
+ of which ours is no more than one little ray. Use, education, example, and
+ custom can do all in all to the establishment of that whereof I am
+ speaking, and with great facility render it common, as by the experience
+ of our civil wars is manifest enough; and whoever could at this time unite
+ us all, Catholic and Huguenot, into one body, and set us upon some brave
+ common enterprise, we should again make our ancient military reputation
+ flourish. It is most certain that in times past the recompense of this
+ order had not only a regard to valour, but had a further prospect; it
+ never was the reward of a valiant soldier but of a great captain; the
+ science of obeying was not reputed worthy of so honourable a guerdon.
+ There was therein a more universal military expertness required, and that
+ comprehended the most and the greatest qualities of a military man:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque enim eaedem militares et imperatorix artes sunt,”
+
+ [“For the arts of soldiery and generalship are not the same.”
+ &mdash;Livy, xxv. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ as also, besides, a condition suitable to such a dignity. But, I say,
+ though more men were worthy than formerly, yet ought it not to be more
+ liberally distributed, and it were better to fall short in not giving it
+ at all to whom it should be due, than for ever to lose, as we have lately
+ done, the fruit of so profitable an invention. No man of spirit will deign
+ to advantage himself with what is in common with many; and such of the
+ present time as have least merited this recompense themselves make the
+ greater show of disdaining it, in order thereby to be ranked with those to
+ whom so much wrong has been done by the unworthy conferring and debasing
+ the distinction which was their particular right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, to expect that in obliterating and abolishing this, suddenly to
+ create and bring into credit a like institution, is not a proper attempt
+ for so licentious and so sick a time as this wherein we now are; and it
+ will fall out that the last will from its birth incur the same
+ inconveniences that have ruined the other.&mdash;[Montaigne refers to the
+ Order of the Saint-Esprit, instituted by Henry III. in 1578.]&mdash;The
+ rules for dispensing this new order had need to be extremely clipt and
+ bound under great restrictions, to give it authority; and this tumultuous
+ season is incapable of such a curb: besides that, before this can be
+ brought into repute, ‘tis necessary that the memory of the first,
+ and of the contempt into which it is fallen, be buried in oblivion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This place might naturally enough admit of some discourse upon the
+ consideration of valour, and the difference of this virtue from others;
+ but, Plutarch having so often handled this subject, I should give myself
+ an unnecessary trouble to repeat what he has said. But this is worth
+ considering: that our nation places valour, vaillance, in the highest
+ degree of virtue, as its very word evidences, being derived from valeur,
+ and that, according to our use, when we say a man of high worth a good
+ man, in our court style&mdash;‘tis to say a valiant man, after the
+ Roman way; for the general appellation of virtue with them takes etymology
+ from vis, force. The proper, sole, and essential profession of, the French
+ noblesse is that of arms: and ‘tis likely that the first virtue that
+ discovered itself amongst men and has given to some advantage over others,
+ was that by which the strongest and most valiant have mastered the weaker,
+ and acquired a particular authority and reputation, whence came to it that
+ dignified appellation; or else, that these nations, being very warlike,
+ gave the pre-eminence to that of the virtues which was most familiar to
+ them; just as our passion and the feverish solicitude we have of the
+ chastity of women occasions that to say, a good woman, a woman of worth, a
+ woman of honour and virtue, signifies merely a chaste woman as if, to
+ oblige them to that one duty, we were indifferent as to all the rest, and
+ gave them the reins in all other faults whatever to compound for that one
+ of incontinence.
+ </p>
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+ CHAPTER VIII&mdash;&mdash;OF THE AFFECTION OF FATHERS TO THEIR CHILDREN
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To Madame D’Estissac.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ MADAM, if the strangeness and novelty of my subject, which are wont to
+ give value to things, do not save me, I shall never come off with honour
+ from this foolish attempt: but ‘tis so fantastic, and carries a face
+ so unlike the common use, that this, peradventure, may make it pass.
+ ‘Tis a melancholic humour, and consequently a humour very much an
+ enemy to my natural complexion, engendered by the pensiveness of the
+ solitude into which for some years past I have retired myself, that first
+ put into my head this idle fancy of writing. Wherein, finding myself
+ totally unprovided and empty of other matter, I presented myself to myself
+ for argument and subject. ‘Tis the only book in the world of its
+ kind, and of a wild and extravagant design. There is nothing worth remark
+ in this affair but that extravagancy: for in a subject so vain and
+ frivolous, the best workman in the world could not have given it a form
+ fit to recommend it to any manner of esteem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, madam, having to draw my own picture to the life, I had omitted one
+ important feature, had I not therein represented the honour I have ever
+ had for you and your merits; which I have purposely chosen to say in the
+ beginning of this chapter, by reason that amongst the many other excellent
+ qualities you are mistress of, that of the tender love you have manifested
+ to your children, is seated in one of the highest places. Whoever knows at
+ what age Monsieur D’Estissac, your husband, left you a widow, the
+ great and honourable matches that have since been offered to you, as many
+ as to any lady of your condition in France, the constancy and steadiness
+ wherewith, for so many years, you have sustained so many sharp
+ difficulties, the burden and conduct of affairs, which have persecuted you
+ in every corner of the kingdom, and are not yet weary of tormenting you,
+ and the happy direction you have given to all these, by your sole prudence
+ or good fortune, will easily conclude with me that we have not so vivid an
+ example as yours of maternal affection in our times. I praise God, madam,
+ that it has been so well employed; for the great hopes Monsieur D’Estissac,
+ your son, gives of himself, render sufficient assurance that when he comes
+ of age you will reap from him all the obedience and gratitude of a very
+ good man. But, forasmuch as by reason of his tender years, he has not been
+ capable of taking notice of those offices of extremest value he has in so
+ great number received from you, I will, if these papers shall one day
+ happen to fall into his hands, when I shall neither have mouth nor speech
+ left to deliver it to him, that he shall receive from me a true account of
+ those things, which shall be more effectually manifested to him by their
+ own effects, by which he will understand that there is not a gentleman in
+ France who stands more indebted to a mother’s care; and that he
+ cannot, in the future, give a better nor more certain testimony of his own
+ worth and virtue than by acknowledging you for that excellent mother you
+ are.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If there be any law truly natural, that is to say, any instinct that is
+ seen universally and perpetually imprinted in both beasts and men (which
+ is not without controversy), I can say, that in my opinion, next to the
+ care every animal has of its own preservation, and to avoid that which may
+ hurt him, the affection that the begetter bears to his offspring holds the
+ second place in this rank. And seeing that nature appears to have
+ recommended it to us, having regard to the extension and progression of
+ the successive pieces of this machine of hers, ‘tis no wonder if, on
+ the contrary, that of children towards their parents is not so great. To
+ which we may add this other Aristotelian consideration, that he who
+ confers a benefit on any one, loves him better than he is beloved by him
+ again: that he to whom is owing, loves better than he who owes; and that
+ every artificer is fonder of his work, than, if that work had sense, it
+ would be of him; by reason that it is dear to us to be, and to be consists
+ in movement and action; therefore every one has in some sort a being in
+ his work. He who confers a benefit exercises a fine and honest action; he
+ who receives it exercises the useful only. Now the useful is much less
+ lovable than the honest; the honest is stable and permanent, supplying him
+ who has done it with a continual gratification. The useful loses itself,
+ easily slides away, and the memory of it is neither so fresh nor so
+ pleasing. Those things are dearest to us that have cost us most, and
+ giving is more chargeable than receiving.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since it has pleased God to endue us with some capacity of reason, to the
+ end we may not, like brutes, be servilely subject and enslaved to the laws
+ common to both, but that we should by judgment and a voluntary liberty
+ apply ourselves to them, we ought, indeed, something to yield to the
+ simple authority of nature, but not suffer ourselves to be tyrannically
+ hurried away and transported by her; reason alone should have the conduct
+ of our inclinations. I, for my part, have a strange disgust for those
+ propensions that are started in us without the mediation and direction of
+ the judgment, as, upon the subject I am speaking of, I cannot entertain
+ that passion of dandling and caressing infants scarcely born, having as
+ yet neither motion of soul nor shape of body distinguishable, by which
+ they can render themselves amiable, and have not willingly suffered them
+ to be nursed near me. A true and regular affection ought to spring and
+ increase with the knowledge they give us of themselves, and then, if they
+ are worthy of it, the natural propension walking hand in hand with reason,
+ to cherish them with a truly paternal love; and so to judge, also, if they
+ be otherwise, still rendering ourselves to reason, notwithstanding the
+ inclination of nature. ‘Tis oft-times quite otherwise; and, most
+ commonly, we find ourselves more taken with the running up and down, the
+ games, and puerile simplicities of our children, than we do, afterwards,
+ with their most complete actions; as if we had loved them for our sport,
+ like monkeys, and not as men; and some there are, who are very liberal in
+ buying them balls to play withal, who are very close-handed for the least
+ necessary expense when they come to age. Nay, it looks as if the jealousy
+ of seeing them appear in and enjoy the world when we are about to leave
+ it, rendered us more niggardly and stingy towards them; it vexes us that
+ they tread upon our heels, as if to solicit us to go out; if this were to
+ be feared, since the order of things will have it so that they cannot, to
+ speak the truth, be nor live, but at the expense of our being and life, we
+ should never meddle with being fathers at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, I think it cruelty and injustice not to receive them into the
+ share and society of our goods, and not to make them partakers in the
+ intelligence of our domestic affairs when they are capable, and not to
+ lessen and contract our own expenses to make the more room for theirs,
+ seeing we beget them to that effect. ‘Tis unjust that an old fellow,
+ broken and half dead, should alone, in a corner of the chimney, enjoy the
+ money that would suffice for the maintenance and advancement of many
+ children, and suffer them, in the meantime, to lose their’ best
+ years for want of means to advance themselves in the public service and
+ the knowledge of men. A man by this course drives them to despair, and to
+ seek out by any means, how unjust or dishonourable soever, to provide for
+ their own support: as I have, in my time, seen several young men of good
+ extraction so addicted to stealing, that no correction could cure them of
+ it. I know one of a very good family, to whom, at the request of a brother
+ of his, a very honest and brave gentleman, I once spoke on this account,
+ who made answer, and confessed to me roundly, that he had been put upon
+ this paltry practice by the severity and avarice of his father; but that
+ he was now so accustomed to it he could not leave it off. And, at that
+ very time, he was trapped stealing a lady’s rings, having come into
+ her chamber, as she was dressing with several others. He put me in mind of
+ a story I had heard of another gentleman, so perfect and accomplished in
+ this fine trade in his youth, that, after he came to his estate and
+ resolved to give it over, he could not hold his hands, nevertheless, if he
+ passed by a shop where he saw anything he liked, from catching it up,
+ though it put him to the shame of sending afterwards to pay for it. And I
+ have myself seen several so habituated to this quality that even amongst
+ their comrades they could not forbear filching, though with intent to
+ restore what they had taken. I am a Gascon, and yet there is no vice I so
+ little understand as that; I hate it something more by disposition than I
+ condemn it by reason; I do not so much as desire anything of another man’s.
+ This province of ours is, in plain truth, a little more decried than the
+ other parts of the kingdom; and yet we have several times seen, in our
+ times, men of good families of other provinces, in the hands of justice,
+ convicted of abominable thefts. I fear this vice is, in some sort, to be
+ attributed to the fore-mentioned vice of the fathers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And if a man should tell me, as a lord of very good understanding once
+ did, that “he hoarded up wealth, not to extract any other fruit and
+ use from his parsimony, but to make himself honoured and sought after by
+ his relations; and that age having deprived him of all other power, it was
+ the only remaining remedy to maintain his authority in his family, and to
+ keep him from being neglected and despised by all around,” in truth,
+ not only old age, but all other imbecility, according to Aristotle, is the
+ promoter of avarice; that is something, but it is physic for a disease
+ that a man should prevent the birth of. A father is very miserable who has
+ no other hold on his children’s affection than the need they have of
+ his assistance, if that can be called affection; he must render himself
+ worthy to be respected by his virtue and wisdom, and beloved by his
+ kindness and the sweetness of his manners; even the very ashes of a rich
+ matter have their value; and we are wont to have the bones and relics of
+ worthy men in regard and reverence. No old age can be so decrepid in a man
+ who has passed his life in honour, but it must be venerable, especially to
+ his children, whose soul he must have trained up to their duty by reason,
+ not by necessity and the need they have of him, nor by harshness and
+ compulsion:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et errat longe mea quidem sententia
+ Qui imperium credat esse gravius, aut stabilius,
+ Vi quod fit, quam illud, quod amicitia adjungitur.”
+
+ [“He wanders far from the truth, in my opinion, who thinks that
+ government more absolute and durable which is acquired by force than
+ that which is attached to friendship.”&mdash;Terence, Adelph., i. I, 40.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I condemn all violence in the education of a tender soul that is designed
+ for honour and liberty. There is I know not what of servile in rigour and
+ constraint; and I am of opinion that what is not to be done by reason,
+ prudence, and address, is never to be affected by force. I myself was
+ brought up after that manner; and they tell me that in all my first age I
+ never felt the rod but twice, and then very slightly. I practised the same
+ method with my children, who all of them died at nurse, except Leonora, my
+ only daughter, and who arrived to the age of five years and upward without
+ other correction for her childish faults (her mother’s indulgence
+ easily concurring) than words only, and those very gentle; in which kind
+ of proceeding, though my end and expectation should be both frustrated,
+ there are other causes enough to lay the fault on without blaming my
+ discipline, which I know to be natural and just, and I should, in this,
+ have yet been more religious towards the males, as less born to subjection
+ and more free; and I should have made it my business to fill their hearts
+ with ingenuousness and freedom. I have never observed other effects of
+ whipping than to render boys more cowardly, or more wilfully obstinate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Do we desire to be beloved of our children? Will we remove from them all
+ occasion of wishing our death though no occasion of so horrid a wish can
+ either be just or excusable?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nullum scelus rationem habet.”
+
+ [“No wickedness has reason.”&mdash;Livy, xxviii. 28]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us reasonably accommodate their lives with what is in our power. In
+ order to this, we should not marry so young that our age shall in a manner
+ be confounded with theirs; for this inconvenience plunges us into many
+ very great difficulties, and especially the gentry of the nation, who are
+ of a condition wherein they have little to do, and who live upon their
+ rents only: for elsewhere, with people who live by their labour, the
+ plurality and company of children is an increase to the common stock; they
+ are so many new tools and instruments wherewith to grow rich.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I married at three-and-thirty years of age, and concur in the opinion of
+ thirty-five, which is said to be that of Aristotle. Plato will have nobody
+ marry before thirty; but he has reason to laugh at those who undertook the
+ work of marriage after five-and-fifty, and condemns their offspring as
+ unworthy of aliment and life. Thales gave the truest limits, who, young
+ and being importuned by his mother to marry, answered, “That it was
+ too soon,” and, being grown into years and urged again, “That
+ it was too late.” A man must deny opportunity to every inopportune
+ action. The ancient Gauls’ looked upon it as a very horrid thing for
+ a man to have society with a woman before he was twenty years of age, and
+ strictly recommended to the men who designed themselves for war the
+ keeping their virginity till well grown in years, forasmuch as courage is
+ abated and diverted by intercourse with women:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ma, or congiunto a giovinetta sposa,
+ E lieto omai de’ figli, era invilito
+ Negli affetti di padre et di marito.”
+
+ [“Now, married to a young wife and happy in children, he was
+ demoralised by his love as father and husband.”
+ &mdash;Tasso, Gierus., x. 39.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Muley Hassam, king of Tunis, he whom the Emperor Charles V. restored to
+ his kingdom, reproached the memory of his father Mahomet with the
+ frequentation of women, styling him loose, effeminate, and a getter of
+ children.&mdash;[Of whom he had thirty-four.]&mdash;The Greek history
+ observes of Iccus the Tarentine, of Chryso, Astyllus, Diopompos, and
+ others, that to keep their bodies in order for the Olympic games and such
+ like exercises, they denied themselves during that preparation all
+ commerce with Venus. In a certain country of the Spanish Indies men were
+ not permitted to marry till after forty age, and yet the girls were
+ allowed at ten. ‘Tis not time for a gentleman of thirty years old to
+ give place to his son who is twenty; he is himself in a condition to serve
+ both in the expeditions of war and in the court of his prince; has need of
+ all his appurtenances; and yet, doubtless, he ought to surrender a share,
+ but not so great an one as to forget himself for others; and for such an
+ one the answer that fathers have ordinarily in their mouths, “I will
+ not put off my clothes, before I go to bed,” serves well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But a father worn out with age and infirmities, and deprived by weakness
+ and want of health of the common society of men, wrongs himself and his to
+ amass a great heap of treasure. He has lived long enough, if he be wise,
+ to have a mind to strip himself to go to bed, not to his very shirt, I
+ confess, but to that and a good, warm dressing-gown; the remaining pomps,
+ of which he has no further use, he ought voluntarily to surrender to
+ those, to whom by the order of nature they belong. ‘Tis reason he
+ should refer the use of those things to them, seeing that nature has
+ reduced him to such a state that he cannot enjoy them himself; otherwise
+ there is doubtless malice and envy in the case. The greatest act of the
+ Emperor Charles V. was that when, in imitation of some of the ancients of
+ his own quality, confessing it but reason to strip ourselves when our
+ clothes encumber and grow too heavy for us, and to lie down when our legs
+ begin to fail us, he resigned his possessions, grandeur, and power to his
+ son, when he found himself failing in vigour, and steadiness for the
+ conduct of his affairs suitable with the glory he had therein acquired:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Solve senescentem mature sanus equum, ne
+ Peccet ad extremum ridendus, et ilia ducat.”
+
+ [“Dismiss the old horse in good time, lest, failing in the lists,
+ the spectators laugh.”&mdash;Horace, Epist., i., I, 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This fault of not perceiving betimes and of not being sensible of the
+ feebleness and extreme alteration that age naturally brings both upon body
+ and mind, which, in my opinion, is equal, if indeed the soul has not more
+ than half, has lost the reputation of most of the great men in the world.
+ I have known in my time, and been intimately acquainted with persons of
+ great authority, whom one might easily discern marvellously lapsed from
+ the sufficiency I knew they were once endued with, by the reputation they
+ had acquired in their former years, whom I could heartily, for their own
+ sakes, have wished at home at their ease, discharged of their public or
+ military employments, which were now grown too heavy for their shoulders.
+ I have formerly been very familiar in a gentleman’s house, a widower
+ and very old, though healthy and cheerful enough: this gentleman had
+ several daughters to marry and a son already of ripe age, which brought
+ upon him many visitors, and a great expense, neither of which well pleased
+ him, not only out of consideration of frugality, but yet more for having,
+ by reason of his age, entered into a course of life far differing from
+ ours. I told him one day a little boldly, as I used to do, that he would
+ do better to give us younger folk room, and to leave his principal house
+ (for he had but that well placed and furnished) to his son, and himself
+ retire to an estate he had hard by, where nobody would trouble his repose,
+ seeing he could not otherwise avoid being importuned by us, the condition
+ of his children considered. He took my advice afterwards, and found an
+ advantage in so doing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I do not mean that a man should so instal them as not to reserve to
+ himself a liberty to retract; I, who am now arrived to the age wherein
+ such things are fit to be done, would resign to them the enjoyment of my
+ house and goods, but with a power of revocation if they should give me
+ cause to alter my mind; I would leave to them the use, that being no
+ longer convenient for me; and, of the general authority and power over
+ all, would reserve as much as&mdash;I thought good to myself; having
+ always held that it must needs be a great satisfaction to an aged father
+ himself to put his children into the way of governing his affairs, and to
+ have power during his own life to control their behaviour, supplying them
+ with instruction and advice from his own experience, and himself to
+ transfer the ancient honour and order of his house into the hands of those
+ who are to succeed him, and by that means to satisfy himself as to the
+ hopes he may conceive of their future conduct. And in order to this I
+ would not avoid their company; I would observe them near at hand, and
+ partake, according to the condition of my age, of their feasts and
+ jollities. If I did not live absolutely amongst them, which I could not do
+ without annoying them and their friends, by reason of the morosity of my
+ age and the restlessness of my infirmities, and without violating also the
+ rules and order of living I should then have set down to myself, I would,
+ at least, live near them in some retired part of my house, not the best in
+ show, but the most commodious. Nor as I saw some years ago, a dean of St.
+ Hilary of Poitiers given up to such a solitude, that at the time I came
+ into his chamber it had been two and twenty years that he had not stepped
+ one foot out of it, and yet had all his motions free and easy, and was in
+ good health, saving a cold that fell upon his lungs; he would, hardly once
+ in a week, suffer any one to come in to see him; he always kept himself
+ shut up in his chamber alone, except that a servant brought him, once a
+ day, something to eat, and did then but just come in and go out again. His
+ employment was to walk up and down, and read some book, for he was a bit
+ of a scholar; but, as to the rest, obstinately bent to die in this
+ retirement, as he soon after did. I would endeavour by pleasant
+ conversation to create in my children a warm and unfeigned friendship and
+ good-will towards me, which in well-descended natures is not hard to do;
+ for if they be furious brutes, of which this age of ours produces
+ thousands, we are then to hate and avoid them as such.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am angry at the custom of forbidding children to call their father by
+ the name of father, and to enjoin them another, as more full of respect
+ and reverence, as if nature had not sufficiently provided for our
+ authority. We call Almighty God Father, and disdain to have our children
+ call us so; I have reformed this error in my family.&mdash;[As did Henry
+ IV. of France]&mdash;And ‘tis also folly and injustice to deprive
+ children, when grown up, of familiarity with their father, and to carry a
+ scornful and austere countenance toward them, thinking by that to keep
+ them in awe and obedience; for it is a very idle farce that, instead of
+ producing the effect designed, renders fathers distasteful, and, which is
+ worse, ridiculous to their own children. They have youth and vigour in
+ possession, and consequently the breath and favour of the world; and
+ therefore receive these fierce and tyrannical looks&mdash;mere scarecrows&mdash;
+ of a man without blood, either in his heart or veins, with mockery and
+ contempt. Though I could make myself feared, I had yet much rather make
+ myself beloved: there are so many sorts of defects in old age, so much
+ imbecility, and it is so liable to contempt, that the best acquisition a
+ man can make is the kindness and affection of his own family; command and
+ fear are no longer his weapons. Such an one I have known who, having been
+ very imperious in his youth, when he came to be old, though he might have
+ lived at his full ease, would ever strike, rant, swear, and curse: the
+ most violent householder in France: fretting himself with unnecessary
+ suspicion and vigilance. And all this rumble and clutter but to make his
+ family cheat him the more; of his barn, his kitchen, cellar, nay, and his
+ very purse too, others had the greatest use and share, whilst he keeps his
+ keys in his pocket much more carefully than his eyes. Whilst he hugs
+ himself with the pitiful frugality of a niggard table, everything goes to
+ rack and ruin in every corner of his house, in play, drink, all sorts of
+ profusion, making sport in their junkets with his vain anger and fruitless
+ parsimony. Every one is a sentinel against him, and if, by accident, any
+ wretched fellow that serves him is of another humour, and will not join
+ with the rest, he is presently rendered suspected to him, a bait that old
+ age very easily bites at of itself. How often has this gentleman boasted
+ to me in how great awe he kept his family, and how exact an obedience and
+ reverence they paid him! How clearly he saw into his own affairs!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ille solos nescit omnia.”
+
+ [“He alone is ignorant of all that is passing.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Adelph., iv. 2, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not know any one that can muster more parts, both natural and
+ acquired, proper to maintain dominion, than he; yet he is fallen from it
+ like a child. For this reason it is that I have picked out him, amongst
+ several others that I know of the same humour, for the greatest example.
+ It were matter for a question in the schools, whether he is better thus or
+ otherwise. In his presence, all submit to and bow to him, and give so much
+ way to his vanity that nobody ever resists him; he has his fill of
+ assents, of seeming fear, submission, and respect. Does he turn away a
+ servant? he packs up his bundle, and is gone; but ‘tis no further
+ than just out of his sight: the steps of old age are so slow, the senses
+ so troubled, that he will live and do his old office in the same house a
+ year together without being perceived.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And after a fit interval of time, letters are pretended to come from a
+ great way off; very humble, suppliant; and full of promises of amendment,
+ by virtue of which he is again received into favour. Does Monsieur make
+ any bargain, or prepare any despatch that does not please? ‘tis
+ suppressed, and causes afterwards forged to excuse the want of execution
+ in the one or answer in the other. No letters being first brought to him,
+ he never sees any but those that shall seem fit for his knowledge. If by
+ accident they fall first into his own hand, being used to trust somebody
+ to read them to him; he reads extempore what he thinks fit, and often
+ makes such a one ask him pardon who abuses and rails at him in his letter.
+ In short, he sees nothing, but by an image prepared and designed
+ beforehand and the most satisfactory they can invent, not to rouse and
+ awaken his ill humour and choler. I have seen, under various aspects,
+ enough of these modes of domestic government, long-enduring, constant, to
+ the like effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Women are evermore addicted to cross their husbands: they lay hold with
+ both hands on all occasions to contradict and oppose them; the first
+ excuse serves for a plenary justification. I have seen one who robbed her
+ husband wholesale, that, as she told her confessor, she might distribute
+ the more liberal alms. Let who will trust to that religious dispensation.
+ No management of affairs seems to them of sufficient dignity, if
+ proceeding from the husband’s assent; they must usurp it either by
+ insolence or cunning, and always injuriously, or else it has not the grace
+ and authority they desire. When, as in the case I am speaking of, ‘tis
+ against a poor old man and for the children, then they make use of this
+ title to serve their passion with glory; and, as for a common service,
+ easily cabal, and combine against his government and dominion. If they be
+ males grown up in full and flourishing health, they presently corrupt,
+ either by force or favour, steward, receivers, and all the rout. Such as
+ have neither wife nor son do not so easily fall into this misfortune; but
+ withal more cruelly and unworthily. Cato the elder in his time said: So
+ many servants, so many enemies; consider, then, whether according to the
+ vast difference between the purity of the age he lived in and the
+ corruption of this of ours, he does not seem to shew us that wife, son,
+ and servant, are so many enemies to us? ‘Tis well for old age that
+ it is always accompanied by want of observation, ignorance, and a
+ proneness to being deceived. For should we see how we are used and would
+ not acquiesce, what would become of us? especially in such an age as this,
+ where the very judges who are to determine our controversies are usually
+ partisans to the young, and interested in the cause. In case the discovery
+ of this cheating escape me, I cannot at least fail to discern that I am
+ very fit to be cheated. And can a man ever enough exalt the value of a
+ friend, in comparison with these civil ties? The very image of it which I
+ see in beasts, so pure and uncorrupted, how religiously do I respect it!
+ If others deceive me, yet do I not, at least, deceive myself in thinking I
+ am able to defend myself from them, or in cudgelling my brains to make
+ myself so. I protect myself from such treasons in my own bosom, not by an
+ unquiet and tumultuous curiosity, but rather by diversion and resolution.
+ When I hear talk of any one’s condition, I never trouble myself to
+ think of him; I presently turn my eyes upon myself to see in what
+ condition I am; whatever concerns another relates to me; the accident that
+ has befallen him gives me caution, and rouses me to turn my defence that
+ way. We every day and every hour say things of another that we might
+ properly say of ourselves, could we but apply our observation to our own
+ concerns, as well as extend it to others. And several authors have in this
+ manner prejudiced their own cause by running headlong upon those they
+ attack, and darting those shafts against their enemies, that are more
+ properly, and with greater advantage, to be turned upon themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The late Mareschal de Montluc having lost his son, who died in the island
+ of Madeira, in truth a very worthy gentleman and of great expectation, did
+ to me, amongst his other regrets, very much insist upon what a sorrow and
+ heart-breaking it was that he had never made himself familiar with him;
+ and by that humour of paternal gravity and grimace to have lost the
+ opportunity of having an insight into and of well knowing, his son, as
+ also of letting him know the extreme affection he had for him, and the
+ worthy opinion he had of his virtue. “That poor boy,” said he,
+ “never saw in me other than a stern and disdainful countenance, and
+ is gone in a belief that I neither knew how to love him nor esteem him
+ according to his desert. For whom did I reserve the discovery of that
+ singular affection I had for him in my soul? Was it not he himself, who
+ ought to have had all the pleasure of it, and all the obligation? I
+ constrained and racked myself to put on, and maintain this vain disguise,
+ and have by that means deprived myself of the pleasure of his
+ conversation, and, I doubt, in some measure, his affection, which could
+ not but be very cold to me, having never other from me than austerity, nor
+ felt other than a tyrannical manner of proceeding.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Madame de Sevigne tells us that she never read this passage without
+ tears in her eyes. “My God!” she exclaims, “how full is this book
+ of good sense!” Ed.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I find this complaint to be rational and rightly apprehended: for, as I
+ myself know by too certain experience, there is no so sweet consolation in
+ the loss of friends as the conscience of having had no reserve or secret
+ for them, and to have had with them a perfect and entire communication. Oh
+ my friend,&mdash;[La Boetie.] am I the better for being sensible of this;
+ or am I the worse? I am, doubtless, much the better. I am consoled and
+ honoured, in the sorrow for his death. Is it not a pious and a pleasing
+ office of my life to be always upon my friend’s obsequies? Can there
+ be any joy equal to this privation?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I open myself to my family, as much as I can, and very willingly let them
+ know the state of my opinion and good will towards them, as I do to
+ everybody else: I make haste to bring out and present myself to them; for
+ I will not have them mistaken in me, in anything. Amongst other particular
+ customs of our ancient Gauls, this, as Caesar reports,&mdash;[De Bello
+ Gall., vi. r8.]&mdash;was one, that the sons never presented themselves
+ before their fathers, nor durst ever appear in their company in public,
+ till they began to bear arms; as if they would intimate by this, that it
+ was also time for their fathers to receive them into their familiarity and
+ acquaintance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have observed yet another sort of indiscretion in fathers of my time,
+ that, not contented with having deprived their children, during their own
+ long lives, of the share they naturally ought to have had in their
+ fortunes, they afterwards leave to their wives the same authority over
+ their estates, and liberty to dispose of them according to their own
+ fancy. And I have known a certain lord, one of the principal officers of
+ the crown, who, having in reversion above fifty thousand crowns yearly
+ revenue, died necessitous and overwhelmed with debt at above fifty years
+ of age; his mother in her extremest decrepitude being yet in possession of
+ all his property by the will of his father, who had, for his part, lived
+ till near fourscore years old. This appears to me by no means reasonable.
+ And therefore I think it of very little advantage to a man, whose affairs
+ are well enough, to seek a wife who encumbers his estate with a very great
+ fortune; there is no sort of foreign debt that brings more ruin to
+ families than this: my predecessors have ever been aware of that danger
+ and provided against it, and so have I. But those who dissuade us from
+ rich wives, for fear they should be less tractable and kind, are out in
+ their advice to make a man lose a real commodity for so frivolous a
+ conjecture. It costs an unreasonable woman no more to pass over one reason
+ than another; they cherish themselves most where they are most wrong.
+ Injustice allures them, as the honour of their virtuous actions does the
+ good; and the more riches they bring with them, they are so much the more
+ good-natured, as women, who are handsome, are all the more inclined and
+ proud to be chaste.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis reasonable to leave the administration of affairs to the
+ mothers, till the children are old enough, according to law, to manage
+ them; but the father has brought them, up very ill, if he cannot hope
+ that, when they come to maturity, they will have more wisdom and ability
+ in the management of affairs than his wife, considering the ordinary
+ weakness of the sex. It were, notwithstanding, to say the truth, more
+ against nature to make the mothers depend upon the discretion of their
+ children; they ought to be plentifully provided for, to maintain
+ themselves according to their quality and age, by reason that necessity
+ and indigence are much more unbecoming and insupportable to them than to
+ men; the son should rather be cut short than the mother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In general, the most judicious distribution of our goods, when we come to
+ die, is, in my opinion, to let them be distributed according to the custom
+ of the country; the laws have considered the matter better than we know
+ how to do, and ‘tis wiser to let them fail in their appointment,
+ than rashly to run the hazard of miscarrying in ours. Nor are the goods
+ properly ours, since, by civil prescription and without us, they are all
+ destined to certain successors. And although we have some liberty beyond
+ that, yet I think we ought not, without great and manifest cause, to take
+ away that from one which his fortune has allotted him, and to which the
+ public equity gives him title; and that it is against reason to abuse this
+ liberty, in making it serve our own frivolous and private fancies. My
+ destiny has been kind to me in not presenting me with occasions to tempt
+ me and divert my affection from the common and legitimate institution. I
+ see many with whom ‘tis time lost to employ a long exercise of good
+ offices: a word ill taken obliterates ten years’ merit; he is happy
+ who is in a position to oil their goodwill at this last passage. The last
+ action carries it, not the best and most frequent offices, but the most
+ recent and present do the work. These are people that play with their
+ wills as with apples or rods, to gratify or chastise every action of those
+ who pretend to an interest in their care. ‘Tis a thing of too great
+ weight and consequence to be so tumbled and tossed and altered every
+ moment, and wherein the wise determine once for all, having above all
+ things regard to reason and the public observance. We lay these masculine
+ substitutions too much to heart, proposing a ridiculous eternity to our
+ names. We are, moreover, too superstitious in vain conjectures as to the
+ future, that we derive from the words and actions of children.
+ Peradventure they might have done me an injustice, in dispossessing me of
+ my right, for having been the most dull and heavy, the most slow and
+ unwilling at my book, not of all my brothers only, but of all the boys in
+ the whole province: whether about learning my lesson, or about any bodily
+ exercise. ‘Tis a folly to make an election out of the ordinary
+ course upon the credit of these divinations wherein we are so often
+ deceived. If the ordinary rule of descent were to be violated, and the
+ destinies corrected in the choice they have made of our heirs, one might
+ more plausibly do it upon the account of some remarkable and enormous
+ personal deformity, a permanent and incorrigible defect, and in the
+ opinion of us French, who are great admirers of beauty, an important
+ prejudice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The pleasant dialogue betwixt Plato’s legislator and his citizens
+ will be an ornament to this place, “What,” said they, feeling
+ themselves about to die, “may we not dispose of our own to whom we
+ please? God! what cruelty that it shall not be lawful for us, according as
+ we have been served and attended in our sickness, in our old age, in our
+ affairs, to give more or less to those whom we have found most diligent
+ about us, at our own fancy and discretion!” To which the legislator
+ answers thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “My friends, who are now, without question, very soon to die, it is
+ hard for you in the condition you are, either to know yourselves, or what
+ is yours, according to the delphic inscription. I, who make the laws, am
+ of opinion, that you neither are yourselves your own, nor is that yours of
+ which you are possessed. Both your goods and you belong to your families,
+ as well those past as those to come; but, further, both your family and
+ goods much more appertain to the public. Wherefore, lest any flatterer in
+ your old age or in your sickness, or any passion of your own, should
+ unseasonably prevail with you to make an unjust will, I shall take care to
+ prevent that inconvenience; but, having respect both to the universal
+ interests of the city and that of your particular family, I shall
+ establish laws, and make it by good reasons appear, that private
+ convenience ought to give place to the common benefit. Go then cheerfully
+ where human necessity calls you. It is for me, who regard no more the one
+ thing than the other, and who, as much as in me lies, am provident of the
+ public interest, to have a care as to what you leave behind you.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return to my subject: it appears to me that women are very rarely born,
+ to whom the prerogative over men, the maternal and natural excepted, is in
+ any sort due, unless it be for the punishment of such, as in some amorous
+ fever have voluntarily submitted themselves to them: but that in no way
+ concerns the old ones, of whom we are now speaking. This consideration it
+ is which has made us so willingly to enact and give force to that law,
+ which was never yet seen by any one, by which women are excluded the
+ succession to our crown: and there is hardly a government in the world
+ where it is not pleaded, as it is here, by the probability of reason that
+ authorises it, though fortune has given it more credit in some places than
+ in others. ‘Tis dangerous to leave the disposal of our succession to
+ their judgment, according to the choice they shall make of children, which
+ is often fantastic and unjust; for the irregular appetites and depraved
+ tastes they have during the time of their being with child, they have at
+ all other times in the mind. We commonly see them fond of the most weak,
+ ricketty, and deformed children; or of those, if they have such, as are
+ still hanging at the breast. For, not having sufficient force of reason to
+ choose and embrace that which is most worthy, they the more willingly
+ suffer themselves to be carried away, where the impressions of nature are
+ most alone; like animals that know their young no longer than they give
+ them suck. As to the rest, it is easy by experience to be discerned that
+ this natural affection to which we give so great authority has but very
+ weak roots. For a very little profit, we every day tear their own children
+ out of the mothers’ arms, and make them take ours in their room: we
+ make them abandon their own to some pitiful nurse, to whom we disdain to
+ commit ours, or to some she-goat, forbidding them, not only to give them
+ suck, what danger soever they run thereby, but, moreover, to take any
+ manner of care of them, that they may wholly be occupied with the care of
+ and attendance upon ours; and we see in most of them an adulterate
+ affection, more vehement than the natural, begotten by custom toward the
+ foster children, and a greater solicitude for the preservation of those
+ they have taken charge of, than of their own. And that which I was saying
+ of goats was upon this account; that it is ordinary all about where I
+ live, to see the countrywomen, when they want milk of their own for their
+ children, to call goats to their assistance; and I have at this hour two
+ men-servants that never sucked women’s milk more than eight days
+ after they were born. These goats are immediately taught to come to suckle
+ the little children, know their voices when they cry, and come running to
+ them. If any other than this foster-child be presented to them, they
+ refuse to let it suck; and the child in like manner will refuse to suck
+ another goat. I saw one the other day from whom they had taken away the
+ goat that used to nourish it, by reason the father had only borrowed it of
+ a neighbour; the child would not touch any other they could bring, and
+ died, doubtless of hunger. Beasts as easily alter and corrupt their
+ natural affection as we: I believe that in what Herodotus relates of a
+ certain district of Lybia, there are many mistakes; he says that the women
+ are there in common; but that the child, so soon as it can go, finds him
+ out in the crowd for his father, to whom he is first led by his natural
+ inclination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, to consider this simple reason for loving our children, that we have
+ begot them, therefore calling them our second selves, it appears,
+ methinks, that there is another kind of production proceeding from us,
+ that is of no less recommendation: for that which we engender by the soul,
+ the issue of our understanding, courage, and abilities, springs from
+ nobler parts than those of the body, and that are much more our own: we
+ are both father and mother in this generation. These cost us a great deal
+ more and bring us more honour, if they have anything of good in them. For
+ the value of our other children is much more theirs than ours; the share
+ we have in them is very little; but of these all the beauty, all the grace
+ and value, are ours; and also they more vividly represent us than the
+ others. Plato adds, that these are immortal children that immortalise and
+ deify their fathers, as Lycurgus, Solon, Minos. Now, histories being full
+ of examples of the common affection of fathers to their children, it seems
+ not altogether improper to introduce some few of this other kind.
+ Heliodorus, that good bishop of Trikka, rather chose to lose the dignity,
+ profit, and devotion of so venerable a prelacy, than to lose his daughter;
+ a daughter that continues to this day very graceful and comely; but,
+ peradventure, a little too curiously and wantonly tricked, and too amorous
+ for an ecclesiastical and sacerdotal daughter. There was one Labienus at
+ Rome, a man of great worth and authority, and amongst other qualities
+ excellent in all sorts of literature, who was, as I take it, the son of
+ that great Labienus, the chief of Caesar’s captains in the wars of
+ Gaul; and who, afterwards, siding with Pompey the great, so valiantly
+ maintained his cause, till he was by Caesar defeated in Spain. This
+ Labienus, of whom I am now speaking, had several enemies, envious of his
+ good qualities, and, tis likely, the courtiers and minions of the emperors
+ of his time who were very angry at his freedom and the paternal humour
+ which he yet retained against tyranny, with which it is to be supposed he
+ had tinctured his books and writings. His adversaries prosecuted several
+ pieces he had published before the magistrates at Rome, and prevailed so
+ far against him, as to have them condemned to the fire. It was in him that
+ this new example of punishment was begun, which was afterwards continued
+ against others at Rome, to punish even writing and studies with death.
+ There would not be means and matter enough of cruelty, did we not mix with
+ them things that nature has exempted from all sense and suffering, as
+ reputation and the products of the mind, and did we not communicate
+ corporal punishments to the teachings and monuments of the Muses. Now,
+ Labienus could not suffer this loss, nor survive these his so dear issue,
+ and therefore caused himself to be conveyed and shut up alive in the
+ monument of his ancestors, where he made shift to kill and bury himself at
+ once. ‘Tis hard to shew a more vehement paternal affection than
+ this. Cassius Severus, a man of great eloquence and his very intimate
+ friend, seeing his books burned, cried out that by the same sentence they
+ should as well condemn him to the fire too, seeing that he carried in his
+ memory all that they contained. The like accident befel Cremutius Cordus,
+ who being accused of having in his books commended Brutus and Cassius,
+ that dirty, servile, and corrupt Senate, worthy a worse master than
+ Tiberius, condemned his writings to the flame. He was willing to bear them
+ company, and killed himself with fasting. The good Lucan, being condemned
+ by that rascal Nero, at the last gasp of his life, when the greater part
+ of his blood was already spent through the veins of his arms, which he had
+ caused his physician to open to make him die, and when the cold had seized
+ upon all his extremities, and began to approach his vital parts, the last
+ thing he had in his memory was some of the verses of his Battle of
+ Phaysalia, which he recited, dying with them in his mouth. What was this,
+ but taking a tender and paternal leave of his children, in imitation of
+ the valedictions and embraces, wherewith we part from ours, when we come
+ to die, and an effect of that natural inclination, that suggests to our
+ remembrance in this extremity those things which were dearest to us during
+ the time of our life?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Can we believe that Epicurus who, as he says himself, dying of the
+ intolerable pain of the stone, had all his consolation in the beauty of
+ the doctrine he left behind him, could have received the same satisfaction
+ from many children, though never so well-conditioned and brought up, had
+ he had them, as he did from the production of so many rich writings? Or
+ that, had it been in his choice to have left behind him a deformed and
+ untoward child or a foolish and ridiculous book, he, or any other man of
+ his understanding, would not rather have chosen to have run the first
+ misfortune than the other? It had been, for example, peradventure, an
+ impiety in St. Augustin, if, on the one hand, it had been proposed to him
+ to bury his writings, from which religion has received so great fruit, or
+ on the other to bury his children, had he had them, had he not rather
+ chosen to bury his children. And I know not whether I had not much rather
+ have begot a very beautiful one, through society with the Muses, than by
+ lying with my wife. To this, such as it is, what I give it I give
+ absolutely and irrevocably, as men do to their bodily children. That
+ little I have done for it, is no more at my own disposal; it may know many
+ things that are gone from me, and from me hold that which I have not
+ retained; and which, as well as a stranger, I should borrow thence, should
+ I stand in need. If I am wiser than my book, it is richer than I. There
+ are few men addicted to poetry, who would not be much prouder to be the
+ father to the AEneid than to the handsomest youth of Rome; and who would
+ not much better bear the loss of the one than of the other. For according
+ to Aristotle, the poet, of all artificers, is the fondest of his work.
+ ‘Tis hard to believe that Epaminondas, who boasted that in lieu of
+ all posterity he left two daughters behind him that would one day do their
+ father honour (meaning the two victories he obtained over the
+ Lacedaemonians), would willingly have consented to exchange these for the
+ most beautiful creatures of all Greece; or that Alexander or Caesar ever
+ wished to be deprived of the grandeur of their glorious exploits in war,
+ for the convenience of children and heirs, how perfect and accomplished
+ soever. Nay, I make a great question, whether Phidias or any other
+ excellent sculptor would be so solicitous of the preservation and
+ continuance of his natural children, as he would be of a rare statue,
+ which with long labour and study he had perfected according to art. And to
+ those furious and irregular passions that have sometimes inflamed fathers
+ towards their own daughters, and mothers towards their own sons, the like
+ is also found in this other sort of parentage: witness what is related of
+ Pygmalion who, having made the statue of a woman of singular beauty, fell
+ so passionately in love with this work of his, that the gods in favour of
+ his passion inspired it with life.
+ </p>
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+ “Tentatum mollescit ebur, positoque rigore,
+ Subsidit digitis.”
+
+ [“The ivory grows soft under his touch and yields to his fingers.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Metam., x. 283.]
+</pre>
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+ CHAPTER IX&mdash;&mdash;OF THE ARMS OF THE PARTHIANS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis an ill custom and unmanly that the gentlemen of our time have
+ got, not to put on arms but just upon the point of the most extreme
+ necessity, and to lay them by again, so soon as ever there is any show of
+ the danger being over; hence many disorders arise; for every one bustling
+ and running to his arms just when he should go to charge, has his cuirass
+ to buckle on when his companions are already put to rout. Our ancestors
+ were wont to give their head-piece, lance and gauntlets to be carried, but
+ never put off the other pieces so long as there was any work to be done.
+ Our troops are now cumbered and rendered unsightly with the clutter of
+ baggage and servants who cannot be from their masters, by reason they
+ carry their arms. Titus Livius speaking of our nation:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Intolerantissima laboris corpora vix arma humeris gerebant.”
+
+ [“Bodies most impatient of labour could scarce endure to wear
+ their arms on their shoulders.”&mdash;Livy, x. 28.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Many nations do yet, and did anciently, go to war without defensive arms,
+ or with such, at least, as were of very little proof:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tegmina queis capitum, raptus de subere cortex.”
+
+ [“To whom the coverings of the heads were the bark of the
+ cork-tree.”&mdash;AEneid, vii. 742.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Alexander, the most adventurous captain that ever was, very seldom wore
+ armour, and such amongst us as slight it, do not by that much harm to the
+ main concern; for if we see some killed for want of it, there are few less
+ whom the lumber of arms helps to destroy, either by being overburthened,
+ crushed, and cramped with their weight, by a rude shock, or otherwise.
+ For, in plain truth, to observe the weight and thickness of the armour we
+ have now in use, it seems as if we only sought to defend ourselves, and
+ are rather loaded than secured by it. We have enough to do to support its
+ weight, being so manacled and immured, as if we were only to contend with
+ our own arms, and as if we had not the same obligation to defend them,
+ that they have to defend us. Tacitus gives a pleasant description of the
+ men-at-arms among our ancient Gauls, who were so armed as only to be able
+ to stand, without power to harm or to be harmed, or to rise again if once
+ struck down. Lucullus, seeing certain soldiers of the Medes, who formed
+ the van of Tigranes’ army, heavily armed and very uneasy, as if in
+ prisons of iron, thence conceived hopes with great ease to defeat them,
+ and by them began his charge and victory. And now that our musketeers are
+ in credit, I believe some invention will be found out to immure us for our
+ safety, and to draw us to the war in castles, such as those the ancients
+ loaded their elephants withal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This humour is far differing from that of the younger Scipio, who sharply
+ reprehended his soldiers for having planted caltrops under water, in a
+ ditch by which those of the town he held besieged might sally out upon
+ him; saying, that those who assaulted should think of attacking, and not
+ to fear; suspecting, with good reason, that this stop they had put to the
+ enemies, would make themselves less vigilant upon their guard. He said
+ also to a young man, who showed him a fine buckler he had, that he was
+ very proud of, “It is a very fine buckler indeed, but a Roman
+ soldier ought to repose greater confidence in his right hand than in his
+ left.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now ‘tis nothing but the not being used to wear it that makes the
+ weight of our armour so intolerable:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “L’usbergo in dosso haveano, et l’elmo in testa,
+ Due di questi guerrier, de’ quali io canto;
+ Ne notte o di, d’ appoi ch’ entraro in questa
+ Stanza, gl’haveano mai messi da canto;
+ Che facile a portar come la vesta
+ Era lor, perche in uso l’havean tanto:”
+
+ [“Two of the warriors, of whom I sing, had on their backs their
+ cuirass and on their heads their casque, and never had night or day
+ once laid them by, whilst here they were; those arms, by long
+ practice, were grown as light to bear as a garment”
+ &mdash;Ariosto, Cant., MI. 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the Emperor Caracalla was wont to march on foot, completely armed, at the
+ head of his army. The Roman infantry always carried not only a morion, a
+ sword, and a shield (for as to arms, says Cicero, they were so accustomed
+ to have them always on, that they were no more trouble to them than their
+ own limbs):
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Arma enim membra militis esse dicunt.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ but, moreover, fifteen days’ provision, together with a certain
+ number of stakes, wherewith to fortify their camp, sixty pounds in weight.
+ And Marius’ soldiers, laden at the same rate, were inured to march
+ in order of battle five leagues in five hours, and sometimes, upon any
+ urgent occasion, six.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their military discipline was much ruder than ours, and accordingly
+ produced much greater effects. The younger Scipio, reforming his army in
+ Spain, ordered his soldiers to eat standing, and nothing that was drest.
+ The jeer that was given a Lacedaemonian soldier is marvellously pat to
+ this purpose, who, in an expedition of war, was reproached for having been
+ seen under the roof of a house: they were so inured to hardship that, let
+ the weather be what it would, it was a shame to be seen under any other
+ cover than the roof of heaven. We should not march our people very far at
+ that rate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what remains, Marcellinus, a man bred up in the Roman wars,
+ curiously observes the manner of the Parthians arming themselves, and the
+ rather, for being so different from that of the Romans. “They had,”
+ says he, “armour so woven as to have all the scales fall over one
+ another like so many little feathers; which did nothing hinder the motion
+ of the body, and yet were of such resistance, that our darts hitting upon
+ them, would rebound” (these were the coats of mail our forefathers
+ were so constantly wont to use). And in another place: “they had,”
+ says he, “strong and able horses, covered with thick tanned hides of
+ leather, and were themselves armed ‘cap-a-pie’ with great
+ plates of iron, so artificially ordered, that in all parts of the limbs,
+ which required bending, they lent themselves to the motion. One would have
+ said, that they had been men of iron; having armour for the head so neatly
+ fitted, and so naturally representing the form of a face, that they were
+ nowhere vulnerable, save at two little round holes, that gave them a
+ little light, corresponding with their eyes, and certain small chinks
+ about their nostrils, through which they, with great difficulty, breathed,”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Flexilis inductis animatur lamina membris,
+ Horribilis visu; credas simulacra moveri
+ Ferrea, cognatoque viros spirare metallo.
+ Par vestitus equis: ferrata fronte minantur,
+ Ferratosque movent, securi vulneris, armos.”
+
+ [“Plates of steel are placed over the body, so flexible that,
+ dreadful to be seen, you would think these not living men, but
+ moving images. The horses are similarly armed, and, secured from
+ wounds, move their iron shoulders.”&mdash;Claud, In Ruf., ii. 358.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a description drawing very near resembling the equipage of the
+ men-at-arms in France, with their barded horses. Plutarch says, that
+ Demetrius caused two complete suits of armour to be made for himself and
+ for Alcimus, a captain of the greatest note and authority about him, of
+ six score pounds weight each, whereas the ordinary suits weighed but half
+ as much.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER X&mdash;&mdash;OF BOOKS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I make no doubt but that I often happen to speak of things that are much
+ better and more truly handled by those who are masters of the trade. You
+ have here purely an essay of my natural parts, and not of those acquired:
+ and whoever shall catch me tripping in ignorance, will not in any sort get
+ the better of me; for I should be very unwilling to become responsible to
+ another for my writings, who am not so to myself, nor satisfied with them.
+ Whoever goes in quest of knowledge, let him fish for it where it is to be
+ found; there is nothing I so little profess. These are fancies of my own,
+ by which I do not pretend to discover things but to lay open myself; they
+ may, peradventure, one day be known to me, or have formerly been,
+ according as fortune has been able to bring me in place where they have
+ been explained; but I have utterly forgotten it; and if I am a man of some
+ reading, I am a man of no retention; so that I can promise no certainty,
+ more than to make known to what point the knowledge I now have has risen.
+ Therefore, let none lay stress upon the matter I write, but upon my method
+ in writing it. Let them observe, in what I borrow, if I have known how to
+ choose what is proper to raise or help the invention, which is always my
+ own. For I make others say for me, not before but after me, what, either
+ for want of language or want of sense, I cannot myself so well express. I
+ do not number my borrowings, I weigh them; and had I designed to raise
+ their value by number, I had made them twice as many; they are all, or
+ within a very few, so famed and ancient authors, that they seem, methinks,
+ themselves sufficiently to tell who they are, without giving me the
+ trouble. In reasons, comparisons, and arguments, if I transplant any into
+ my own soil, and confound them amongst my own, I purposely conceal the
+ author, to awe the temerity of those precipitate censors who fall upon all
+ sorts of writings, particularly the late ones, of men yet living; and in
+ the vulgar tongue which puts every one into a capacity of criticising and
+ which seem to convict the conception and design as vulgar also. I will
+ have them give Plutarch a fillip on my nose, and rail against Seneca when
+ they think they rail at me. I must shelter my own weakness under these
+ great reputations. I shall love any one that can unplume me, that is, by
+ clearness of understanding and judgment, and by the sole distinction of
+ the force and beauty of the discourse. For I who, for want of memory, am
+ at every turn at a loss to, pick them out of their national livery, am yet
+ wise enough to know, by the measure of my own abilities, that my soil is
+ incapable of producing any of those rich flowers that I there find
+ growing; and that all the fruits of my own growth are not worth any one of
+ them. For this, indeed, I hold myself responsible; if I get in my own way;
+ if there be any vanity and defect in my writings which I do not of myself
+ perceive nor can discern, when pointed out to me by another; for many
+ faults escape our eye, but the infirmity of judgment consists in not being
+ able to discern them, when by another laid open to us. Knowledge and truth
+ may be in us without judgment, and judgment also without them; but the
+ confession of ignorance is one of the finest and surest testimonies of
+ judgment that I know. I have no other officer to put my writings in rank
+ and file, but only fortune. As things come into my head, I heap them one
+ upon another; sometimes they advance in whole bodies, sometimes in single
+ file. I would that every one should see my natural and ordinary pace,
+ irregular as it is; I suffer myself to jog on at my own rate. Neither are
+ these subjects which a man is not permitted to be ignorant in, or casually
+ and at a venture, to discourse of. I could wish to have a more perfect
+ knowledge of things, but I will not buy it so dear as it costs. My design
+ is to pass over easily, and not laboriously, the remainder of my life;
+ there is nothing that I will cudgel my brains about; no, not even
+ knowledge, of what value soever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I seek, in the reading of books, only to please myself by an honest
+ diversion; or, if I study, ‘tis for no other science than what
+ treats of the knowledge of myself, and instructs me how to die and how to
+ live well.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Has meus ad metas sudet oportet equus.”
+
+ [“My horse must work according to my step.”
+ &mdash;Propertius, iv.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not bite my nails about the difficulties I meet with in my reading;
+ after a charge or two, I give them over. Should I insist upon them, I
+ should both lose myself and time; for I have an impatient understanding,
+ that must be satisfied at first: what I do not discern at once is by
+ persistence rendered more obscure. I do nothing without gaiety;
+ continuation and a too obstinate endeavour, darkens, stupefies, and tires
+ my judgment. My sight is confounded and dissipated with poring; I must
+ withdraw it, and refer my discovery to new attempts; just as, to judge
+ rightly of the lustre of scarlet, we are taught to pass the eye lightly
+ over it, and again to run it over at several sudden and reiterated
+ glances. If one book do not please me, I take another; and I never meddle
+ with any, but at such times as I am weary of doing nothing. I care not
+ much for new ones, because the old seem fuller and stronger; neither do I
+ converse much with Greek authors, because my judgment cannot do its work
+ with imperfect intelligence of the material.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst books that are simply pleasant, of the moderns, Boccaccio’s
+ Decameron, Rabelais, and the Basia of Johannes Secundus (if those may be
+ ranged under the title) are worth reading for amusement. As to the Amadis,
+ and such kind of stuff, they had not the credit of arresting even my
+ childhood. And I will, moreover, say, whether boldly or rashly, that this
+ old, heavy soul of mine is now no longer tickled with Ariosto, no, nor
+ with the worthy Ovid; his facility and inventions, with which I was
+ formerly so ravished, are now of no more relish, and I can hardly have the
+ patience to read them. I speak my opinion freely of all things, even of
+ those that, perhaps, exceed my capacity, and that I do not conceive to be,
+ in any wise, under my jurisdiction. And, accordingly, the judgment I
+ deliver, is to show the measure of my own sight, and not of the things I
+ make so bold to criticise. When I find myself disgusted with Plato’s
+ ‘Axiochus’, as with a work, with due respect to such an author
+ be it spoken, without force, my judgment does not believe itself: it is
+ not so arrogant as to oppose the authority of so many other famous
+ judgments of antiquity, which it considers as its tutors and masters, and
+ with whom it is rather content to err; in such a case, it condemns itself
+ either to stop at the outward bark, not being able to penetrate to the
+ heart, or to consider it by sortie false light. It is content with only
+ securing itself from trouble and disorder; as to its own weakness, it
+ frankly acknowledges and confesses it. It thinks it gives a just
+ interpretation to the appearances by its conceptions presented to it; but
+ they are weak and imperfect. Most of the fables of AEsop have diverse
+ senses and meanings, of which the mythologists chose some one that
+ quadrates well to the fable; but, for the most part, ‘tis but the
+ first face that presents itself and is superficial only; there yet remain
+ others more vivid, essential, and profound, into which they have not been
+ able to penetrate; and just so ‘tis with me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, to pursue the business of this essay, I have always thought that, in
+ poesy, Virgil, Lucretius, Catullus, and Horace by many degrees excel the
+ rest; and signally, Virgil in his Georgics, which I look upon as the most
+ accomplished piece in poetry; and in comparison of which a man may easily
+ discern that there are some places in his AEneids, to which the author
+ would have given a little more of the file, had he had leisure: and the
+ fifth book of his AEneids seems to me the most perfect. I also love Lucan,
+ and willingly read him, not so much for his style, as for his own worth,
+ and the truth and solidity of his opinions and judgments. As for good
+ Terence, the refined elegance and grace of the Latin tongue, I find him
+ admirable in his vivid representation of our manners and the movements of
+ the soul; our actions throw me at every turn upon him; and I cannot read
+ him so often that I do not still discover some new grace and beauty. Such
+ as lived near Virgil’s time complained that some should compare
+ Lucretius to him. I am of opinion that the comparison is, in truth, very
+ unequal: a belief that, nevertheless, I have much ado to assure myself in,
+ when I come upon some excellent passage in Lucretius. But if they were so
+ angry at this comparison, what would they say to the brutish and barbarous
+ stupidity of those who, nowadays, compare him with Ariosto? Would not
+ Ariosto himself say?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “O seclum insipiens et inficetum!”
+
+ [“O stupid and tasteless age.”&mdash;Catullus, xliii. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I think the ancients had more reason to be angry with those who compared
+ Plautus with Terence, though much nearer the mark, than Lucretius with
+ Virgil. It makes much for the estimation and preference of Terence, that
+ the father of Roman eloquence has him so often, and alone of his class, in
+ his mouth; and the opinion that the best judge of Roman poets &mdash;[Horace,
+ De Art. Poetica, 279.]&mdash;has passed upon his companion. I have often
+ observed that those of our times, who take upon them to write comedies (in
+ imitation of the Italians, who are happy enough in that way of writing),
+ take three or four plots of those of Plautus or Terence to make one of
+ their own, and , crowd five or six of Boccaccio’s novels into one
+ single comedy. That which makes them so load themselves with matter is the
+ diffidence they have of being able to support themselves with their own
+ strength. They must find out something to lean to; and not having of their
+ own stuff wherewith to entertain us, they bring in the story to supply the
+ defect of language. It is quite otherwise with my author; the elegance and
+ perfection of his way of speaking makes us lose the appetite of his plot;
+ his refined grace and elegance of diction everywhere occupy us: he is so
+ pleasant throughout,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Liquidus, puroque simillimus amni,”
+
+ [“Liquid, and likest the pure river.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., ii. s, 120.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and so possesses the soul with his graces that we forget those of his
+ fable. This same consideration carries me further: I observe that the best
+ of the ancient poets have avoided affectation and the hunting after, not
+ only fantastic Spanish and Petrarchic elevations, but even the softer and
+ more gentle touches, which are the ornament of all succeeding poesy. And
+ yet there is no good judgment that will condemn this in the ancients, and
+ that does not incomparably more admire the equal polish, and that
+ perpetual sweetness and flourishing beauty of Catullus’s epigrams,
+ than all the stings with which Martial arms the tails of his. This is by
+ the same reason that I gave before, and as Martial says of himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Minus illi ingenio laborandum fuit,
+ in cujus locum materia successerat:”
+
+ [“He had the less for his wit to do that the subject itself
+ supplied what was necessary.”&mdash;Martial, praef. ad lib. viii.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The first, without being moved, or without getting angry, make themselves
+ sufficiently felt; they have matter enough of laughter throughout, they
+ need not tickle themselves; the others have need of foreign assistance; as
+ they have the less wit they must have the more body; they mount on
+ horseback, because they are not able to stand on their own legs. As in our
+ balls, those mean fellows who teach to dance, not being able to represent
+ the presence and dignity of our noblesse, are fain to put themselves
+ forward with dangerous jumping, and other strange motions and tumblers
+ tricks; and the ladies are less put to it in dance; where there are
+ various coupees, changes, and quick motions of body, than in some other of
+ a more sedate kind, where they are only to move a natural pace, and to
+ represent their ordinary grace and presence. And so I have seen good
+ drolls, when in their own everyday clothes, and with the same face they
+ always wear, give us all the pleasure of their art, when their
+ apprentices, not yet arrived at such a pitch of perfection, are fain to
+ meal their faces, put themselves into ridiculous disguises, and make a
+ hundred grotesque faces to give us whereat to laugh. This conception of
+ mine is nowhere more demonstrable than in comparing the AEneid with
+ Orlando Furioso; of which we see the first, by dint of wing, flying in a
+ brave and lofty place, and always following his point: the latter,
+ fluttering and hopping from tale to tale, as from branch to branch, not
+ daring to trust his wings but in very short flights, and perching at every
+ turn, lest his breath and strength should fail.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Excursusque breves tentat.”
+
+ [“And he attempts short excursions.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georgics, iv. 194.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These, then, as to this sort of subjects, are the authors that best please
+ me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what concerns my other reading, that mixes a little more profit with
+ the pleasure, and whence I learn how to marshal my opinions and
+ conditions, the books that serve me to this purpose are Plutarch, since he
+ has been translated into French, and Seneca. Both of these have this
+ notable convenience suited to my humour, that the knowledge I there seek
+ is discoursed in loose pieces, that do not require from me any trouble of
+ reading long, of which I am incapable. Such are the minor works of the
+ first and the epistles of the latter, which are the best and most
+ profiting of all their writings. ‘Tis no great attempt to take one
+ of them in hand, and I give over at pleasure; for they have no sequence or
+ dependence upon one another. These authors, for the most part, concur in
+ useful and true opinions; and there is this parallel betwixt them, that
+ fortune brought them into the world about the same century: they were both
+ tutors to two Roman emperors: both sought out from foreign countries: both
+ rich and both great men. Their instruction is the cream of philosophy, and
+ delivered after a plain and pertinent manner. Plutarch is more uniform and
+ constant; Seneca more various and waving: the last toiled and bent his
+ whole strength to fortify virtue against weakness, fear, and vicious
+ appetites; the other seems more to slight their power, and to disdain to
+ alter his pace and to stand upon his guard. Plutarch’s opinions are
+ Platonic, gentle, and accommodated to civil society; those of the other
+ are Stoical and Epicurean, more remote from the common use, but, in my
+ opinion, more individually commodious and more firm. Seneca seems to lean
+ a little to the tyranny of the emperors of his time, and only seems; for I
+ take it for certain that he speaks against his judgment when he condemns
+ the action of the generous murderers of Caesar. Plutarch is frank
+ throughout: Seneca abounds with brisk touches and sallies; Plutarch with
+ things that warm and move you more; this contents and pays you better: he
+ guides us, the other pushes us on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to Cicero, his works that are most useful to my design are they that
+ treat of manners and rules of our life. But boldly to confess the truth
+ (for since one has passed the barriers of impudence, there is no bridle),
+ his way of writing appears to me negligent and uninviting: for his
+ prefaces, definitions, divisions, and etymologies take up the greatest
+ part of his work: whatever there is of life and marrow is smothered and
+ lost in the long preparation. When I have spent an hour in reading him,
+ which is a great deal for me, and try to recollect what I have thence
+ extracted of juice and substance, for the most part I find nothing but
+ wind; for he is not yet come to the arguments that serve to his purpose,
+ and to the reasons that properly help to form the knot I seek. For me, who
+ only desire to become more wise, not more learned or eloquent, these
+ logical and Aristotelian dispositions of parts are of no use. I would have
+ a man begin with the main proposition. I know well enough what death and
+ pleasure are; let no man give himself the trouble to anatomise them to me.
+ I look for good and solid reasons, at the first dash, to instruct me how
+ to stand their shock, for which purpose neither grammatical subtleties nor
+ the quaint contexture of words and argumentations are of any use at all. I
+ am for discourses that give the first charge into the heart of the
+ redoubt; his languish about the subject; they are proper for the schools,
+ for the bar, and for the pulpit, where we have leisure to nod, and may
+ awake, a quarter of an hour after, time enough to find again the thread of
+ the discourse. It is necessary to speak after this manner to judges, whom
+ a man has a design to gain over, right or wrong, to children and common
+ people, to whom a man must say all, and see what will come of it. I would
+ not have an author make it his business to render me attentive: or that he
+ should cry out fifty times Oyez! as the heralds do. The Romans, in their
+ religious exercises, began with ‘Hoc age’ as we in ours do
+ with ‘Sursum corda’; these are so many words lost to me: I
+ come already fully prepared from my chamber. I need no allurement, no
+ invitation, no sauce; I eat the meat raw, so that, instead of whetting my
+ appetite by these preparatives, they tire and pall it. Will the licence of
+ the time excuse my sacrilegious boldness if I censure the dialogism of
+ Plato himself as also dull and heavy, too much stifling the matter, and
+ lament so much time lost by a man, who had so many better things to say,
+ in so many long and needless preliminary interlocutions? My ignorance will
+ better excuse me in that I understand not Greek so well as to discern the
+ beauty of his language. I generally choose books that use sciences, not
+ such as only lead to them. The two first, and Pliny, and their like, have
+ nothing of this Hoc age; they will have to do with men already instructed;
+ or if they have, ‘tis a substantial Hoc age; and that has a body by
+ itself. I also delight in reading the Epistles to Atticus, not only
+ because they contain a great deal of the history and affairs of his time,
+ but much more because I therein discover much of his own private humours;
+ for I have a singular curiosity, as I have said elsewhere, to pry into the
+ souls and the natural and true opinions of the authors, with whom I
+ converse. A man may indeed judge of their parts, but not of their manners
+ nor of themselves, by the writings they exhibit upon the theatre of the
+ world. I have a thousand times lamented the loss of the treatise Brutus
+ wrote upon Virtue, for it is well to learn the theory from those who best
+ know the practice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But seeing the matter preached and the preacher are different things, I
+ would as willingly see Brutus in Plutarch, as in a book of his own. I
+ would rather choose to be certainly informed of the conference he had in
+ his tent with some particular friends of his the night before a battle,
+ than of the harangue he made the next day to his army; and of what he did
+ in his closet and his chamber, than what he did in the public square and
+ in the senate. As to Cicero, I am of the common opinion that, learning
+ excepted, he had no great natural excellence. He was a good citizen, of an
+ affable nature, as all fat, heavy men, such as he was, usually are; but
+ given to ease, and had, in truth, a mighty share of vanity and ambition.
+ Neither do I know how to excuse him for thinking his poetry fit to be
+ published; ‘tis no great imperfection to make ill verses, but it is
+ an imperfection not to be able to judge how unworthy his verses were of
+ the glory of his name. For what concerns his eloquence, that is totally
+ out of all comparison, and I believe it will never be equalled. The
+ younger Cicero, who resembled his father in nothing but in name, whilst
+ commanding in Asia, had several strangers one day at his table, and,
+ amongst the rest, Cestius seated at the lower end, as men often intrude to
+ the open tables of the great. Cicero asked one of his people who that man
+ was, who presently told him his name; but he, as one who had his thoughts
+ taken up with something else, and who had forgotten the answer made him,
+ asking three or four times, over and over again; the same question, the
+ fellow, to deliver himself from so many answers and to make him know him
+ by some particular circumstance; “‘tis that Cestius,”
+ said he, “of whom it was told you, that he makes no great account of
+ your father’s eloquence in comparison of his own.” At which
+ Cicero, being suddenly nettled, commanded poor Cestius presently to be
+ seized, and caused him to be very well whipped in his own presence; a very
+ discourteous entertainer! Yet even amongst those, who, all things
+ considered, have reputed his, eloquence incomparable, there have been
+ some, who have not stuck to observe some faults in it: as that great
+ Brutus his friend, for example, who said ‘twas a broken and feeble
+ eloquence, ‘fyactam et elumbem’. The orators also, nearest to
+ the age wherein he lived, reprehended in him the care he had of a certain
+ long cadence in his periods, and particularly took notice of these words,
+ ‘esse videatur’, which he there so often makes use of. For my
+ part, I more approve of a shorter style, and that comes more roundly off.
+ He does, though, sometimes shuffle his parts more briskly together, but
+ ‘tis very seldom. I have myself taken notice of this one passage:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ego vero me minus diu senem mallem,
+ quam esse senem, antequam essem.”
+
+ [“I had rather be old a brief time, than be old before old age.
+ &mdash;“Cicero, De Senect., c. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The historians are my right ball, for they are pleasant and easy, and
+ where man, in general, the knowledge of whom I hunt after, appears more
+ vividly and entire than anywhere else:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [The easiest of my amusements, the right ball at tennis being that
+ which coming to the player from the right hand, is much easier
+ played with.&mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the variety and truth of his internal qualities, in gross and piecemeal,
+ the diversity of means by which he is united and knit, and the accidents
+ that threaten him. Now those that write lives, by reason they insist more
+ upon counsels than events, more upon what sallies from within, than upon
+ what happens without, are the most proper for my reading; and, therefore,
+ above all others, Plutarch is the man for me. I am very sorry we have not
+ a dozen Laertii,&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, who wrote the Lives of the
+ Philosophers]&mdash;or that he was not further extended; for I am equally
+ curious to know the lives and fortunes of these great instructors of the
+ world, as to know the diversities of their doctrines and opinions. In this
+ kind of study of histories, a man must tumble over, without distinction,
+ all sorts of authors, old and new, French or foreign, there to know the
+ things of which they variously treat. But Caesar, in my opinion,
+ particularly deserves to be studied, not for the knowledge of the history
+ only, but for himself, so great an excellence and perfection he has above
+ all the rest, though Sallust be one of the number. In earnest, I read this
+ author with more reverence and respect than is usually allowed to human
+ writings; one while considering him in his person, by his actions and
+ miraculous greatness, and another in the purity and inimitable polish of
+ his language, wherein he not only excels all other historians, as Cicero
+ confesses, but, peradventure, even Cicero himself; speaking of his enemies
+ with so much sincerity in his judgment, that, the false colours with which
+ he strives to palliate his evil cause, and the ordure of his pestilent
+ ambition excepted, I think there is no fault to be objected against him,
+ saving this, that he speaks too sparingly of himself, seeing so many great
+ things could not have been performed under his conduct, but that his own
+ personal acts must necessarily have had a greater share in them than he
+ attributes to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I love historians, whether of the simple sort, or of the higher order. The
+ simple, who have nothing of their own to mix with it, and who only make it
+ their business to collect all that comes to their knowledge, and
+ faithfully to record all things, without choice or discrimination, leave
+ to us the entire judgment of discerning the truth. Such, for example,
+ amongst others, is honest Froissart, who has proceeded in his undertaking
+ with so frank a plainness that, having committed an error, he is not
+ ashamed to confess and correct it in the place where the finger has been
+ laid, and who represents to us even the variety of rumours that were then
+ spread abroad, and the different reports that were made to him; ‘tis
+ the naked and inform matter of history, and of which every one may make
+ his profit, according to his understanding. The more excellent sort of
+ historians have judgment to pick out what is most worthy to be known; and,
+ of two reports, to examine which is the most likely to be true: from the
+ condition of princes and their humours, they conclude their counsels, and
+ attribute to them words proper for the occasion; such have title to assume
+ the authority of regulating our belief to what they themselves believe;
+ but certainly, this privilege belongs to very few. For the middle sort of
+ historians, of which the most part are, they spoil all; they will chew our
+ meat for us; they take upon them to judge of, and consequently, to incline
+ the history to their own fancy; for if the judgment lean to one side, a
+ man cannot avoid wresting and writhing his narrative to that bias; they
+ undertake to select things worthy to be known, and yet often conceal from
+ us such a word, such a private action, as would much better instruct us;
+ omit, as incredible, such things as they do not understand, and
+ peradventure some, because they cannot express good French or Latin. Let
+ them display their eloquence and intelligence, and judge according to
+ their own fancy: but let them, withal, leave us something to judge of
+ after them, and neither alter nor disguise, by their abridgments and at
+ their own choice, anything of the substance of the matter, but deliver it
+ to us pure and entire in all its dimensions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For the most part, and especially in these latter ages, persons are culled
+ out for this work from amongst the common people, upon the sole
+ consideration of well-speaking, as if we were to learn grammar from them;
+ and the men so chosen have fair reason, being hired for no other end and
+ pretending to nothing but babble, not to be very solicitous of any part
+ but that, and so, with a fine jingle of words, prepare us a pretty
+ contexture of reports they pick up in the streets. The only good histories
+ are those that have been written themselves who held command in the
+ affairs whereof they write, or who participated in the conduct of them,
+ or, at least, who have had the conduct of others of the same nature. Such
+ are almost all the Greek and Roman histories: for, several eye-witnesses
+ having written of the same subject, in the time when grandeur and learning
+ commonly met in the same person, if there happen to be an error, it must
+ of necessity be a very slight one, and upon a very doubtful incident. What
+ can a man expect from a physician who writes of war, or from a mere
+ scholar, treating of the designs of princes? If we could take notice how
+ scrupulous the Romans were in this, there would need but this example:
+ Asinius Pollio found in the histories of Caesar himself something
+ misreported, a mistake occasioned; either by reason he could not have his
+ eye in all parts of his army at once and had given credit to some
+ individual persons who had not delivered him a very true account; or else,
+ for not having had too perfect notice given him by his lieutenants of what
+ they had done in his absence.&mdash;[Suetonius, Life of Caesar, c. 56.]&mdash;By
+ which we may see, whether the inquisition after truth be not very
+ delicate, when a man cannot believe the report of a battle from the
+ knowledge of him who there commanded, nor from the soldiers who were
+ engaged in it, unless, after the method of a judicial inquiry, the
+ witnesses be confronted and objections considered upon the proof of the
+ least detail of every incident. In good earnest the knowledge we have of
+ our own affairs, is much more obscure: but that has been sufficiently
+ handled by Bodin, and according to my own sentiment &mdash;[In the work by
+ jean Bodin, entitled “Methodus ad facilem historiarum cognitionem.”
+ 1566.]&mdash;A little to aid the weakness of my memory (so extreme that it
+ has happened to me more than once, to take books again into my hand as new
+ and unseen, that I had carefully read over a few years before, and
+ scribbled with my notes) I have adopted a custom of late, to note at the
+ end of every book (that is, of those I never intend to read again) the
+ time when I made an end on’t, and the judgment I had made of it, to
+ the end that this might, at least, represent to me the character and
+ general idea I had conceived of the author in reading it; and I will here
+ transcribe some of those annotations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I wrote this, some ten years ago, in my Guicciardini (of what language
+ soever my books speak to me in, I always speak to them in my own): “He
+ is a diligent historiographer, from whom, in my opinion, a man may learn
+ the truth of the affairs of his time, as exactly as from any other; in the
+ most of which he was himself also a personal actor, and in honourable
+ command. There is no appearance that he disguised anything, either upon
+ the account of hatred, favour, or vanity; of which the free censures he
+ passes upon the great ones, and particularly those by whom he was advanced
+ and employed in commands of great trust and honour, as Pope Clement VII.,
+ give ample testimony. As to that part which he thinks himself the best at,
+ namely, his digressions and discourses, he has indeed some very good, and
+ enriched with fine features; but he is too fond of them: for, to leave
+ nothing unsaid, having a subject so full, ample, almost infinite, he
+ degenerates into pedantry and smacks a little of scholastic prattle. I
+ have also observed this in him, that of so many souls and so many effects,
+ so many motives and so many counsels as he judges, he never attributes any
+ one to virtue, religion, or conscience, as if all these were utterly
+ extinct in the world: and of all the actions, how brave soever in outward
+ show they appear in themselves, he always refers the cause and motive to
+ some vicious occasion or some prospect of profit. It is impossible to
+ imagine but that, amongst such an infinite number of actions as he makes
+ mention of, there must be some one produced by the way of honest reason.
+ No corruption could so universally have infected men that some one would
+ not escape the contagion which makes me suspect that his own taste was
+ vicious, whence it might happen that he judged other men by himself.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my Philip de Commines there is this written: “You will here find
+ the language sweet and delightful, of a natural simplicity, the narration
+ pure, with the good faith of the author conspicuous therein; free from
+ vanity, when speaking of himself, and from affection or envy, when
+ speaking of others: his discourses and exhortations rather accompanied
+ with zeal and truth, than with any exquisite sufficiency; and, throughout,
+ authority and gravity, which bespeak him a man of good extraction, and
+ brought up in great affairs.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon the Memoirs of Monsieur du Bellay I find this: “‘Tis
+ always pleasant to read things written by those that have experienced how
+ they ought to be carried on; but withal, it cannot be denied but there is
+ a manifest decadence in these two lords&mdash;[Martin du Bellay and
+ Guillaume de Langey, brothers, who jointly wrote the Memoirs.]&mdash;from
+ the freedom and liberty of writing that shine in the elder historians,
+ such as the Sire de Joinville, the familiar companion of St. Louis;
+ Eginhard, chancellor to Charlemagne; and of later date, Philip de
+ Commines. What we have here is rather an apology for King Francis, against
+ the Emperor Charles V., than history. I will not believe that they have
+ falsified anything, as to matter of fact; but they make a common practice
+ of twisting the judgment of events, very often contrary to reason, to our
+ advantage, and of omitting whatsoever is ticklish to be handled in the
+ life of their master; witness the proceedings of Messieurs de Montmorency
+ and de Biron, which are here omitted: nay, so much as the very name of
+ Madame d’Estampes is not here to be found. Secret actions an
+ historian may conceal; but to pass over in silence what all the world
+ knows and things that have drawn after them public and such high
+ consequences, is an inexcusable defect. In fine, whoever has a mind to
+ have a perfect knowledge of King Francis and the events of his reign, let
+ him seek it elsewhere, if my advice may prevail. The only profit a man can
+ reap from these Memoirs is in the special narrative of battles and other
+ exploits of war wherein these gentlemen were personally engaged; in some
+ words and private actions of the princes of their time, and in the
+ treaties and negotiations carried on by the Seigneur de Langey, where
+ there are everywhere things worthy to be known, and discourses above the
+ vulgar strain.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XI&mdash;&mdash;OF CRUELTY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I fancy virtue to be something else, and something more noble, than good
+ nature, and the mere propension to goodness, that we are born into the
+ world withal. Well-disposed and well-descended souls pursue, indeed, the
+ same methods, and represent in their actions the same face that virtue
+ itself does: but the word virtue imports, I know not what, more great and
+ active than merely for a man to suffer himself, by a happy disposition, to
+ be gently and quietly drawn to the rule of reason. He who, by a natural
+ sweetness and facility, should despise injuries received, would doubtless
+ do a very fine and laudable thing; but he who, provoked and nettled to the
+ quick by an offence, should fortify himself with the arms of reason
+ against the furious appetite of revenge, and after a great conflict,
+ master his own passion, would certainly do a great deal more. The first
+ would do well; the latter virtuously: one action might be called goodness,
+ and the other virtue; for methinks, the very name of virtue presupposes
+ difficulty and contention, and cannot be exercised without an opponent.
+ ‘Tis for this reason, perhaps, that we call God good, mighty,
+ liberal and just; but we do not call Him virtuous, being that all His
+ operations are natural and without endeavour.&mdash;[Rousseau, in his
+ Emile, book v., adopts this passage almost in the same words.]&mdash; It
+ has been the opinion of many philosophers, not only Stoics, but Epicureans&mdash;and
+ this addition&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Montaigne stops here to make his excuse for thus naming the
+ Epicureans with the Stoics, in conformity to the general opinion
+ that the Epicureans were not so rigid in their morals as the Stoics,
+ which is not true in the main, as he demonstrates at one view. This
+ involved Montaigne in a tedious parenthesis, during which it is
+ proper that the reader be attentive, that he may not entirely lose
+ the thread of the argument. In some later editions of this author,
+ it has been attempted to remedy this inconvenience, but without
+ observing that Montaigne’s argument is rendered more feeble and
+ obscure by such vain repetitions: it is a licence that ought not to
+ be taken, because he who publishes the work of another, ought to
+ give it as the other composed ft. But, in Mr Cotton’s translation,
+ he was so puzzled with this enormous parenthesis that he has quite
+ left it out”&mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I borrow from the vulgar opinion, which is false, notwithstanding the
+ witty conceit of Arcesilaus in answer to one, who, being reproached that
+ many scholars went from his school to the Epicurean, but never any from
+ thence to his school, said in answer, “I believe it indeed; numbers
+ of capons being made out of cocks, but never any cocks out of capons.”
+ &mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, Life of Archesilaus, lib. iv., 43.]&mdash;For,
+ in truth, the Epicurean sect is not at all inferior to the Stoic in
+ steadiness, and the rigour of opinions and precepts. And a certain Stoic,
+ showing more honesty than those disputants, who, in order to quarrel with
+ Epicurus, and to throw the game into their hands, make him say what he
+ never thought, putting a wrong construction upon his words, clothing his
+ sentences, by the strict rules of grammar, with another meaning, and a
+ different opinion from that which they knew he entertained in his mind and
+ in his morals, the Stoic, I say, declared that he abandoned the Epicurean
+ sect, upon this among other considerations, that he thought their road too
+ lofty and inaccessible;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“And those are called lovers of pleasure, being in effect
+ lovers of honour and justice, who cultivate and observe all
+ the virtues.”&mdash;Cicero, Ep. Fam., xv. i, 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These philosophers say that it is not enough to have the soul seated in a
+ good place, of a good temper, and well disposed to virtue; it is not
+ enough to have our resolutions and our reasoning fixed above all the power
+ of fortune, but that we are, moreover, to seek occasions wherein to put
+ them to the proof: they would seek pain, necessity, and contempt to
+ contend with them and to keep the soul in breath:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Multum sibi adjicit virtus lacessita.”
+
+ [“Virtue is much strengthened by combats.”
+ or: “Virtue attacked adds to its own force.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis one of the reasons why Epaminondas, who was yet of a third
+ sect, &mdash;[The Pythagorean.]&mdash;refused the riches fortune presented
+ to him by very lawful means; because, said he, I am to contend with
+ poverty, in which extreme he maintained himself to the last. Socrates put
+ himself, methinks, upon a ruder trial, keeping for his exercise a
+ confounded scolding wife, which was fighting at sharps. Metellus having,
+ of all the Roman senators, alone attempted, by the power of virtue, to
+ withstand the violence of Saturninus, tribune of the people at Rome, who
+ would, by all means, cause an unjust law to pass in favour of the commons,
+ and, by so doing, having incurred the capital penalties that Saturninus
+ had established against the dissentient, entertained those who, in this
+ extremity, led him to execution with words to this effect: That it was a
+ thing too easy and too base to do ill; and that to do well where there was
+ no danger was a common thing; but that to do well where there was danger
+ was the proper office of a man of virtue. These words of Metellus very
+ clearly represent to us what I would make out, viz., that virtue refuses
+ facility for a companion; and that the easy, smooth, and descending way by
+ which the regular steps of a sweet disposition of nature are conducted is
+ not that of a true virtue; she requires a rough and stormy passage; she
+ will have either exotic difficulties to wrestle with, like that of
+ Metellus, by means whereof fortune delights to interrupt the speed of her
+ career, or internal difficulties, that the inordinate appetites and
+ imperfections of our condition introduce to disturb her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am come thus far at my ease; but here it comes into my head that the
+ soul of Socrates, the most perfect that ever came to my knowledge, should
+ by this rule be of very little recommendation; for I cannot conceive in
+ that person any the least motion of a vicious inclination: I cannot
+ imagine there could be any difficulty or constraint in the course of his
+ virtue: I know his reason to be so powerful and sovereign over him that
+ she would never have suffered a vicious appetite so much as to spring in
+ him. To a virtue so elevated as his, I have nothing to oppose. Methinks I
+ see him march, with a victorious and triumphant pace, in pomp and at his
+ ease, without opposition or disturbance. If virtue cannot shine bright,
+ but by the conflict of contrary appetites, shall we then say that she
+ cannot subsist without the assistance of vice, and that it is from her
+ that she derives her reputation and honour? What then, also, would become
+ of that brave and generous Epicurean pleasure, which makes account that it
+ nourishes virtue tenderly in her lap, and there makes it play and wanton,
+ giving it for toys to play withal, shame, fevers, poverty, death, and
+ torments? If I presuppose that a perfect virtue manifests itself in
+ contending, in patient enduring of pain, and undergoing the uttermost
+ extremity of the gout; without being moved in her seat; if I give her
+ troubles and difficulty for her necessary objects: what will become of a
+ virtue elevated to such a degree, as not only to despise pain, but,
+ moreover, to rejoice in it, and to be tickled with the throes of a sharp
+ colic, such as the Epicureans have established, and of which many of them,
+ by their actions, have given most manifest proofs? As have several others,
+ who I find to have surpassed in effects even the very rules of their
+ discipline. Witness the younger Cato: When I see him die, and tearing out
+ his own bowels, I am not satisfied simply to believe that he had then his
+ soul totally exempt from all trouble and horror: I cannot think that he
+ only maintained himself in the steadiness that the Stoical rules
+ prescribed him; temperate, without emotion, and imperturbed. There was,
+ methinks, something in the virtue of this man too sprightly and fresh to
+ stop there; I believe that, without doubt, he felt a pleasure and delight
+ in so noble an action, and was more pleased in it than in any other of his
+ life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sic abiit a vita, ut causam moriendi nactum se esse gauderet.”
+
+ [“He quitted life rejoicing that a reason for dying had arisen.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., i. 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I believe it so thoroughly that I question whether he would have been
+ content to have been deprived of the occasion of so brave an exploit; and
+ if the goodness that made him embrace the public concern more than his
+ own, withheld me not, I should easily fall into an opinion that he thought
+ himself obliged to fortune for having put his virtue upon so brave a
+ trial, and for having favoured that theif&mdash;[Caesar]&mdash;in treading
+ underfoot the ancient liberty of his country. Methinks I read in this
+ action I know not what exaltation in his soul, and an extraordinary and
+ manly emotion of pleasure, when he looked upon the generosity and height
+ of his enterprise:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Deliberate morte ferocior,”
+
+ [“The more courageous from the deliberation to die.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., i. 37, 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ not stimulated with any hope of glory, as the popular and effeminate
+ judgments of some have concluded (for that consideration was too mean and
+ low to possess so generous, so haughty, and so determined a heart as his),
+ but for the very beauty of the thing in itself, which he who had the
+ handling of the springs discerned more clearly and in its perfection than
+ we are able to do. Philosophy has obliged me in determining that so brave
+ an action had been indecently placed in any other life than that of Cato;
+ and that it only appertained to his to end so; notwithstanding, and
+ according to reason, he commanded his son and the senators who accompanied
+ him to take another course in their affairs:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Catoni, quum incredibilem natura tribuisset gravitatem,
+ eamque ipse perpetue constantia roboravisset, semperque
+ in proposito consilio permansisset, moriendum potius,
+ quam tyranni vultus aspiciendus, erat.”
+
+ [“Cato, whom nature had given incredible dignity, which he had
+ fortified by perpetual constancy, ever remaining of his
+ predetermined opinion, preferred to die rather than to look
+ on the countenance of a tyrant.”&mdash;Cicero, De Ofc., i. 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Every death ought to hold proportion with the life before it; we do not
+ become others for dying. I always interpret the death by the life
+ preceding; and if any one tell me of a death strong and constant in
+ appearance, annexed to a feeble life, I conclude it produced by some
+ feeble cause, and suitable to the life before. The easiness then of his
+ death and the facility of dying he had acquired by the vigour of his soul;
+ shall we say that it ought to abate anything of the lustre of his virtue?
+ And who, that has his brain never so little tinctured with the true
+ philosophy, can be content to imagine Socrates only free from fear and
+ passion in the accident of his prison, fetters, and condemnation? and that
+ will not discover in him not only firmness and constancy (which was his
+ ordinary condition), but, moreover, I know not what new satisfaction, and
+ a frolic cheerfulness in his last words and actions? In the start he gave
+ with the pleasure of scratching his leg when his irons were taken off,
+ does he not discover an equal serenity and joy in his soul for being freed
+ from past inconveniences, and at the same time to enter into the knowledge
+ of the things to come? Cato shall pardon me, if he please; his death
+ indeed is more tragical and more lingering; but yet this is, I know not
+ how, methinks, finer. Aristippus, to one that was lamenting this death:
+ “The gods grant me such an one,” said he. A man discerns in
+ the soul of these two great men and their imitators (for I very much doubt
+ whether there were ever their equals) so perfect a habitude to virtue,
+ that it was turned to a complexion. It is no longer a laborious virtue,
+ nor the precepts of reason, to maintain which the soul is so racked, but
+ the very essence of their soul, its natural and ordinary habit; they have
+ rendered it such by a long practice of philosophical precepts having lit
+ upon a rich and fine nature; the vicious passions that spring in us can
+ find no entrance into them; the force and vigour of their soul stifle and
+ extinguish irregular desires, so soon as they begin to move.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, that it is not more noble, by a high and divine resolution, to hinder
+ the birth of temptations, and to be so formed to virtue, that the very
+ seeds of vice are rooted out, than to hinder by main force their progress;
+ and, having suffered ourselves to be surprised with the first motions of
+ the passions, to arm ourselves and to stand firm to oppose their progress,
+ and overcome them; and that this second effect is not also much more
+ generous than to be simply endowed with a facile and affable nature, of
+ itself disaffected to debauchery and vice, I do not think can be doubted;
+ for this third and last sort of virtue seems to render a man innocent, but
+ not virtuous; free from doing ill, but not apt enough to do well:
+ considering also, that this condition is so near neighbour to imperfection
+ and cowardice, that I know not very well how to separate the confines and
+ distinguish them: the very names of goodness and innocence are, for this
+ reason, in some sort grown into contempt. I very well know that several
+ virtues, as chastity, sobriety, and temperance, may come to a man through
+ personal defects. Constancy in danger, if it must be so called, the
+ contempt of death, and patience in misfortunes, may ofttimes be found in
+ men for want of well judging of such accidents, and not apprehending them
+ for such as they are. Want of apprehension and stupidity sometimes
+ counterfeit virtuous effects as I have often seen it happen, that men have
+ been commended for what really merited blame. An Italian lord once said
+ this, in my presence, to the disadvantage of his own nation: that the
+ subtlety of the Italians, and the vivacity of their conceptions were so
+ great, and they foresaw the dangers and accidents that might befall them
+ so far off, that it was not to be thought strange, if they were often, in
+ war, observed to provide for their safety, even before they had discovered
+ the peril; that we French and the Spaniards, who were not so cunning, went
+ on further, and that we must be made to see and feel the danger before we
+ would take the alarm; but that even then we could not stick to it. But the
+ Germans and Swiss, more gross and heavy, had not the sense to look about
+ them, even when the blows were falling about their ears. Peradventure, he
+ only talked so for mirth’s sake; and yet it is most certain that in
+ war raw soldiers rush into dangers with more precipitancy than after they
+ have been cudgelled*&mdash;(The original has eschauldex&mdash;scalded)
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haud ignarus . . . . quantum nova gloria in armis,
+ Et praedulce decus, primo certamine possit.”
+
+ [“Not ignorant how much power the fresh glory of arms and sweetest
+ honour possess in the first contest.”&mdash;AEneid, xi. 154]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For this reason it is that, when we judge of a particular action, we are
+ to consider the circumstances, and the whole man by whom it is performed,
+ before we give it a name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To instance in myself: I have sometimes known my friends call that
+ prudence in me, which was merely fortune; and repute that courage and
+ patience, which was judgment and opinion; and attribute to me one title
+ for another, sometimes to my advantage and sometimes otherwise. As to the
+ rest, I am so far from being arrived at the first and most perfect degree
+ of excellence, where virtue is turned into habit, that even of the second
+ I have made no great proofs. I have not been very solicitous to curb the
+ desires by which I have been importuned. My virtue is a virtue, or rather
+ an innocence, casual and accidental. If I had been born of a more
+ irregular complexion, I am afraid I should have made scurvy work; for I
+ never observed any great stability in my soul to resist passions, if they
+ were never so little vehement: I know not how to nourish quarrels and
+ debates in my own bosom, and, consequently, owe myself no great thanks
+ that I am free from several vices:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si vitiis mediocribus et mea paucis
+ Mendosa est natura, alioqui recta, velut si
+ Egregio inspersos reprehendas corpore naevos:”
+
+ [“If my nature be disfigured only with slight and few vices, and is
+ otherwise just, it is as if you should blame moles on a fair body.”
+ &mdash;Horatius, Sat., i. 6, 65.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I owe it rather to my fortune than my reason. She has caused me to be
+ descended of a race famous for integrity and of a very good father; I know
+ not whether or no he has infused into me part of his humours, or whether
+ domestic examples and the good education of my infancy have insensibly
+ assisted in the work, or, if I was otherwise born so:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Seu Libra, seu me Scorpius adspicit
+ Formidolosus, pars violentior
+ Natalis hors, seu tyrannus
+ Hesperive Capricornus undae:”
+
+ [“Whether the Balance or dread Scorpio, more potent over my natal
+ hour, aspects me, or Capricorn, supreme over the Hesperian sea.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 117.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but so it is, that I have naturally a horror for most vices. The answer of
+ Antisthenes to him who asked him, which was the best apprenticeship
+ “to unlearn evil,” seems to point at this. I have them in
+ horror, I say, with a detestation so natural, and so much my own, that the
+ same instinct and impression I brought of them with me from my nurse, I
+ yet retain, and no temptation whatever has had the power to make me alter
+ it. Not so much as my own discourses, which in some things lashing out of
+ the common road might seem easily to license me to actions that my natural
+ inclination makes me hate. I will say a prodigious thing, but I will say
+ it, however: I find myself in many things more under reputation by my
+ manners than by my opinion, and my concupiscence less debauched than my
+ reason. Aristippus instituted opinions so bold in favour of pleasure and
+ riches as set all the philosophers against him: but as to his manners,
+ Dionysius the tyrant, having presented three beautiful women before him,
+ to take his choice; he made answer, that he would choose them all, and
+ that Paris got himself into trouble for having preferred one before the
+ other two: but, having taken them home to his house, he sent them back
+ untouched. His servant finding himself overladen upon the way, with the
+ money he carried after him, he ordered him to pour out and throw away that
+ which troubled him. And Epicurus, whose doctrines were so irreligious and
+ effeminate, was in his life very laborious and devout; he wrote to a
+ friend of his that he lived only upon biscuit and water, entreating him to
+ send him a little cheese, to lie by him against he had a mind to make a
+ feast. Must it be true, that to be a perfect good man, we must be so by an
+ occult, natural, and universal propriety, without law, reason, or example?
+ The debauches wherein I have been engaged, have not been, I thank God, of
+ the worst sort, and I have condemned them in myself, for my judgment was
+ never infected by them; on the contrary, I accuse them more severely in
+ myself than in any other; but that is all, for, as to the rest. I oppose
+ too little resistance and suffer myself to incline too much to the other
+ side of the balance, excepting that I moderate them, and prevent them from
+ mixing with other vices, which for the most part will cling together, if a
+ man have not a care. I have contracted and curtailed mine, to make them as
+ single and as simple as I can:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec ultra
+ Errorem foveo.”
+
+ [“Nor do I cherish error further.”
+ or: “Nor carry wrong further.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, viii. 164.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For as to the opinion of the Stoics, who say, “That the wise man
+ when he works, works by all the virtues together, though one be most
+ apparent, according to the nature of the action”; and herein the
+ similitude of a human body might serve them somewhat, for the action of
+ anger cannot work, unless all the humours assist it, though choler
+ predominate; &mdash;if they will thence draw a like consequence, that when
+ the wicked man does wickedly, he does it by all the vices together, I do
+ not believe it to be so, or else I understand them not, for I by effect
+ find the contrary. These are sharp, unsubstantial subleties, with which
+ philosophy sometimes amuses itself. I follow some vices, but I fly others
+ as much as a saint would do. The Peripatetics also disown this
+ indissoluble connection; and Aristotle is of opinion that a prudent and
+ just man may be intemperate and inconsistent. Socrates confessed to some
+ who had discovered a certain inclination to vice in his physiognomy, that
+ it was, in truth, his natural propension, but that he had by discipline
+ corrected it. And such as were familiar with the philosopher Stilpo said,
+ that being born with addiction to wine and women, he had by study rendered
+ himself very abstinent both from the one and the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What I have in me of good, I have, quite contrary, by the chance of my
+ birth; and hold it not either by law, precept, or any other instruction;
+ the innocence that is in me is a simple one; little vigour and no art.
+ Amongst other vices, I mortally hate cruelty, both by nature and judgment,
+ as the very extreme of all vices: nay, with so much tenderness that I
+ cannot see a chicken’s neck pulled off without trouble, and cannot
+ without impatience endure the cry of a hare in my dog’s teeth,
+ though the chase be a violent pleasure. Such as have sensuality to
+ encounter, freely make use of this argument, to shew that it is altogether
+ “vicious and unreasonable; that when it is at the height, it masters
+ us to that degree that a man’s reason can have no access,” and
+ instance our own experience in the act of love,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quum jam praesagit gaudia corpus,
+ Atque in eo est Venus,
+ ut muliebria conserat arva.”
+
+ [None of the translators of the old editions used for this etext
+ have been willing to translate this passage from Lucretius, iv.
+ 1099; they take a cop out by bashfully saying: “The sense is in the
+ preceding passage of the text.” D.W.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ wherein they conceive that the pleasure so transports us, that our reason
+ cannot perform its office, whilst we are in such ecstasy and rapture. I
+ know very well it may be otherwise, and that a man may sometimes, if he
+ will, gain this point over himself to sway his soul, even in the critical
+ moment, to think of something else; but then he must ply it to that bent.
+ I know that a man may triumph over the utmost effort of this pleasure: I
+ have experienced it in myself, and have not found Venus so imperious a
+ goddess, as many, and much more virtuous men than I, declare. I do not
+ consider it a miracle, as the Queen of Navarre does in one of the Tales of
+ her Heptameron&mdash;[“Vu gentil liure pour son estoffe.”]&mdash;(which
+ is a very pretty book of its kind), nor for a thing of extreme difficulty,
+ to pass whole nights, where a man has all the convenience and liberty he
+ can desire, with a long-coveted mistress, and yet be true to the pledge
+ first given to satisfy himself with kisses and suchlike endearments,
+ without pressing any further. I conceive that the example of the pleasure
+ of the chase would be more proper; wherein though the pleasure be less,
+ there is the higher excitement of unexpected joy, giving no time for the
+ reason, taken by surprise, to prepare itself for the encounter, when after
+ a long quest the beast starts up on a sudden in a place where,
+ peradventure, we least expected it; the shock and the ardour of the shouts
+ and cries of the hunters so strike us, that it would be hard for those who
+ love this lesser chase, to turn their thoughts upon the instant another
+ way; and the poets make Diana triumph over the torch and shafts of Cupid:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis non malarum, quas amor curas habet,
+ Haec inter obliviscitur?”
+
+ [“Who, amongst such delights would not remove out of his thoughts
+ the anxious cares of love.”&mdash;Horace, Epod., ii. 37.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To return to what I was saying before, I am tenderly compassionate of
+ others’ afflictions, and should readily cry for company, if, upon
+ any occasion whatever, I could cry at all. Nothing tempts my tears but
+ tears, and not only those that are real and true, but whatever they are,
+ feigned or painted. I do not much lament the dead, and should envy them
+ rather; but I very much lament the dying. The savages do not so much
+ offend me, in roasting and eating the bodies of the dead, as they do who
+ torment and persecute the living. Nay, I cannot look so much as upon the
+ ordinary executions of justice, how reasonable soever, with a steady eye.
+ Some one having to give testimony of Julius Caesar’s clemency;
+ “he was,” says he, “mild in his revenges. Having
+ compelled the pirates to yield by whom he had before been taken prisoner
+ and put to ransom; forasmuch as he had threatened them with the cross, he
+ indeed condemned them to it, but it was after they had been first
+ strangled. He punished his secretary Philemon, who had attempted to poison
+ him, with no greater severity than mere death.” Without naming that
+ Latin author,&mdash;[Suetonius, Life of Casay, c. 74.]&mdash;who thus
+ dares to allege as a testimony of mercy the killing only of those by whom
+ we have been offended; it is easy to guess that he was struck with the
+ horrid and inhuman examples of cruelty practised by the Roman tyrants.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, even in justice itself, all that exceeds a simple death
+ appears to me pure cruelty; especially in us who ought, having regard to
+ their souls, to dismiss them in a good and calm condition; which cannot
+ be, when we have agitated them by insufferable torments. Not long since, a
+ soldier who was a prisoner, perceiving from a tower where he was shut up,
+ that the people began to assemble to the place of execution, and that the
+ carpenters were busy erecting a scaffold, he presently concluded that the
+ preparation was for him, and therefore entered into a resolution to kill
+ himself, but could find no instrument to assist him in his design except
+ an old rusty cart-nail that fortune presented to him; with this he first
+ gave himself two great wounds about his throat, but finding these would
+ not do, he presently afterwards gave himself a third in the belly, where
+ he left the nail sticking up to the head. The first of his keepers who
+ came in found him in this condition: yet alive, but sunk down and
+ exhausted by his wounds. To make use of time, therefore, before he should
+ die, they made haste to read his sentence; which having done, and he
+ hearing that he was only condemned to be beheaded, he seemed to take new
+ courage, accepted wine which he had before refused, and thanked his judges
+ for the unhoped-for mildness of their sentence; saying, that he had taken
+ a resolution to despatch himself for fear of a more severe and
+ insupportable death, having entertained an opinion, by the preparations he
+ had seen in the place, that they were resolved to torment him with some
+ horrible execution, and seemed to be delivered from death in having it
+ changed from what he apprehended.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I should advise that those examples of severity by which ‘tis
+ designed to retain the people in their duty, might be exercised upon the
+ dead bodies of criminals; for to see them deprived of sepulture, to see
+ them boiled and divided into quarters, would almost work as much upon the
+ vulgar, as the pain they make the living endure; though that in effect be
+ little or nothing, as God himself says, “Who kill the body, and
+ after that have no more that they can do;”&mdash;[Luke, xii. 4.]&mdash;and
+ the poets singularly dwell upon the horrors of this picture, as something
+ worse than death:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Heu! reliquias semiustas regis, denudatis ossibus,
+ Per terram sanie delibutas foede divexarier.”
+
+ [“Alas! that the half-burnt remains of the king, exposing his bones,
+ should be foully dragged along the ground besmeared with gore.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., i. 44.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I happened to come by one day accidentally at Rome, just as they were upon
+ executing Catena, a notorious robber: he was strangled without any emotion
+ of the spectators, but when they came to cut him in quarters, the hangman
+ gave not a blow that the people did not follow with a doleful cry and
+ exclamation, as if every one had lent his sense of feeling to the
+ miserable carcase. Those inhuman excesses ought to be exercised upon the
+ bark, and not upon the quick. Artaxerxes, in almost a like case, moderated
+ the severity of the ancient laws of Persia, ordaining that the nobility
+ who had committed a fault, instead of being whipped, as they were used to
+ be, should be stripped only and their clothes whipped for them; and that
+ whereas they were wont to tear off their hair, they should only take off
+ their high-crowned tiara.’&mdash;[Plutarch, Notable Sayings of the
+ Ancient King.]&mdash;The so devout Egyptians thought they sufficiently
+ satisfied the divine justice by sacrificing hogs in effigy and
+ representation; a bold invention to pay God so essential a substance in
+ picture only and in show.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I live in a time wherein we abound in incredible examples of this vice,
+ through the licence of our civil wars; and we see nothing in ancient
+ histories more extreme than what we have proof of every day, but I cannot,
+ any the more, get used to it. I could hardly persuade myself, before I saw
+ it with my eyes, that there could be found souls so cruel and fell, who,
+ for the sole pleasure of murder, would commit it; would hack and lop off
+ the limbs of others; sharpen their wits to invent unusual torments and new
+ kinds of death, without hatred, without profit, and for no other end but
+ only to enjoy the pleasant spectacle of the gestures and motions, the
+ lamentable groans and cries of a man dying in anguish. For this is the
+ utmost point to which cruelty can arrive:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut homo hominem, non iratus, non timens,
+ tantum spectaturus, occidat.”
+
+ [“That a man should kill a man, not being angry, not in fear, only
+ for the sake of the spectacle.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 90.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For my own part, I cannot without grief see so much as an innocent beast
+ pursued and killed that has no defence, and from which we have received no
+ offence at all; and that which frequently happens, that the stag we hunt,
+ finding himself weak and out of breath, and seeing no other remedy,
+ surrenders himself to us who pursue him, imploring mercy by his tears:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Questuque cruentus,
+ Atque imploranti similis,”
+
+ [“Who, bleeding, by his tears seems to crave mercy.”
+ &mdash;AEnead, vii. 501.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ has ever been to me a very unpleasing sight; and I hardly ever take a
+ beast alive that I do not presently turn out again. Pythagoras bought them
+ of fishermen and fowlers to do the same:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Primoque a caede ferarum,
+ Incaluisse puto maculatum sanguine ferrum.”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“I think ‘twas slaughter of wild beasts that first stained the
+ steel of man with blood.”&mdash;Ovid, Met., xv. 106.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Those natures that are sanguinary towards beasts discover a natural
+ proneness to cruelty. After they had accustomed themselves at Rome to
+ spectacles of the slaughter of animals, they proceeded to those of the
+ slaughter of men, of gladiators. Nature has herself, I fear, imprinted in
+ man a kind of instinct to inhumanity; nobody takes pleasure in seeing
+ beasts play with and caress one another, but every one is delighted with
+ seeing them dismember, and tear one another to pieces. And that I may not
+ be laughed at for the sympathy I have with them, theology itself enjoins
+ us some favour in their behalf; and considering that one and the same
+ master has lodged us together in this palace for his service, and that
+ they, as well as we, are of his family, it has reason to enjoin us some
+ affection and regard to them. Pythagoras borrowed the metempsychosis from
+ the Egyptians; but it has since been received by several nations, and
+ particularly by our Druids:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Morte carent animae; semperque, priore relicts
+ Sede, novis domibus vivunt, habitantque receptae.”
+
+ [“Souls never die, but, having left their former seat, live
+ and are received into new homes.”&mdash;Ovid, Met., xv. 158.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The religion of our ancient Gauls maintained that souls, being eternal,
+ never ceased to remove and shift their places from one body to another;
+ mixing moreover with this fancy some consideration of divine justice; for
+ according to the deportments of the soul, whilst it had been in Alexander,
+ they said that God assigned it another body to inhabit, more or less
+ painful, and proper for its condition:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Muta ferarum
+ Cogit vincla pati; truculentos ingerit ursis,
+ Praedonesque lupis; fallaces vulpibus addit:
+ Atque ubi per varios annos, per mille figuras
+
+ Egit, Lethaeo purgatos flumine, tandem
+ Rursus ad humanae revocat primordia formae:”
+
+ [“He makes them wear the silent chains of brutes, the bloodthirsty
+ souls he encloses in bears, the thieves in wolves, the deceivers in
+ foxes; where, after successive years and a thousand forms, man had
+ spent his life, and after purgation in Lethe’s flood, at last he
+ restores them to the primordial human shapes.”
+ &mdash;Claudian, In Ruf., ii. 482.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If it had been valiant, he lodged it in the body of a lion; if voluptuous,
+ in that of a hog; if timorous, in that of a hart or hare; if malicious, in
+ that of a fox, and so of the rest, till having purified it by this
+ chastisement, it again entered into the body of some other man:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipse ego nam memini, Trojani, tempore belli
+ Panthoides Euphorbus eram.”
+
+ [“For I myself remember that, in the days of the Trojan war, I was
+ Euphorbus, son of Pantheus.”&mdash;Ovid, Met., xv. 160; and see Diogenes
+ Laertius, Life of Pythagoras.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As to the relationship betwixt us and beasts, I do not much admit of it;
+ nor of that which several nations, and those among the most ancient and
+ most noble, have practised, who have not only received brutes into their
+ society and companionship, but have given them a rank infinitely above
+ themselves, esteeming them one while familiars and favourites of the gods,
+ and having them in more than human reverence and respect; others
+ acknowledged no other god or divinity than they:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Bellux a barbaris propter beneficium consecratae.”
+
+ [“Beasts, out of opinion of some benefit received by them, were
+ consecrated by barbarians”&mdash;Cicero, De Natura Deor., i. 36.]
+</pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Crocodilon adorat
+ Pars haec; illa pavet saturam serpentibus ibin:
+ Effigies sacri hic nitet aurea cercopitheci;
+ Hic piscem flumints, illic
+ Oppida tota canem venerantur.”
+
+ [“This place adores the crocodile; another dreads the ibis, feeder
+ on serpents; here shines the golden image of the sacred ape; here
+ men venerate the fish of the river; there whole towns worship a
+ dog.”&mdash;Juvenal, xv. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the very interpretation that Plutarch, gives to this error, which is
+ very well conceived, is advantageous to them: for he says that it was not
+ the cat or the ox, for example, that the Egyptians adored: but that they,
+ in those beasts, adored some image of the divine faculties; in this,
+ patience and utility: in that, vivacity, or, as with our neighbours the
+ Burgundians and all the Germans, impatience to see themselves shut up; by
+ which they represented liberty, which they loved and adored above all
+ other godlike attributes, and so of the rest. But when, amongst the more
+ moderate opinions, I meet with arguments that endeavour to demonstrate the
+ near resemblance betwixt us and animals, how large a share they have in
+ our greatest privileges, and with how much probability they compare us
+ together, truly I abate a great deal of our presumption, and willingly
+ resign that imaginary sovereignty that is attributed to us over other
+ creatures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But supposing all this were not true, there is nevertheless a certain
+ respect, a general duty of humanity, not only to beasts that have life and
+ sense, but even to trees, and plants. We owe justice to men, and
+ graciousness and benignity to other creatures that are capable of it;
+ there is a certain commerce and mutual obligation betwixt them and us. Nor
+ shall I be afraid to confess the tenderness of my nature so childish, that
+ I cannot well refuse to play with my dog, when he the most unseasonably
+ importunes me to do so. The Turks have alms and hospitals for beasts. The
+ Romans had public care to the nourishment of geese, by whose vigilance
+ their Capitol had been preserved. The Athenians made a decree that the
+ mules and moyls which had served at the building of the temple called
+ Hecatompedon should be free and suffered to pasture at their own choice,
+ without hindrance. The Agrigentines had a common use solemnly to inter the
+ beasts they had a kindness for, as horses of some rare quality, dogs, and
+ useful birds, and even those that had only been kept to divert their
+ children; and the magnificence that was ordinary with them in all other
+ things, also particularly appeared in the sumptuosity and numbers of
+ monuments erected to this end, and which remained in their beauty several
+ ages after. The Egyptians buried wolves, bears, crocodiles, dogs, and cats
+ in sacred places, embalmed their bodies, and put on mourning at their
+ death. Cimon gave an honourable sepulture to the mares with which he had
+ three times gained the prize of the course at the Olympic Games. The
+ ancient Xantippus caused his dog to be interred on an eminence near the
+ sea, which has ever since retained the name, and Plutarch says, that he
+ had a scruple about selling for a small profit to the slaughterer an ox
+ that had been long in his service.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="chap12" id="chap12"></a> <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XII. &mdash; APOLOGY FOR RAIMOND SEBOND.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Learning is, indeed, a very great and a very material accomplishment; and
+ those who despise it sufficiently discover their own want of
+ understanding; but learning yet I do not prize it at the excessive rate
+ that some others do, as Herillus, the philosopher, for one, who therein
+ places the sovereign good, and maintained “That it was only in her
+ to render us wise and contented,” which I do not believe; no more
+ than I do what others have said, that learning is the mother of all
+ virtue, and that all vice proceeds from ignorance, which, if it be true,
+ required a very long interpretation. My house has long-been open to men of
+ knowledge, and is very well known to them; for my father, who governed it
+ fifty years and upwards, inflamed with the new ardour with which Francis
+ the First embraced letters, and brought them into esteem, with great
+ diligence and expense hunted after the acquaintance of learned men,
+ receiving them into his house as persons sacred, and that had some
+ particular inspiration of divine wisdom; collecting their sayings and
+ sentences as so many oracles, and with so much the greater reverence and
+ religion as he was the less able to judge of them; for he had no knowledge
+ of letters any more than his predecessors. For my part I love them well,
+ but I do not adore them. Amongst others, Peter Bunel, a man of great
+ reputation for knowledge in his time, having, with some others of his
+ sort, staid some days at Montaigne in my father’s company, he
+ presented him at his departure with a book, entitled <i>Theologia
+ naturalis; sive Liber Creaturarum, magistri Raimondi de Sebonde.</i> And
+ as the Italian and Spanish tongues were familiar to my father, and as this
+ book was written in a sort of jargon of Spanish with Latin terminations,
+ he hoped that, with a little help, he might be able to understand it, and
+ therefore recommended it to him for a very useful book, and proper tor the
+ time wherein he gave it to him; which was when the novel doctrines of
+ Luther began to be in vogue, and in many places to stagger our ancient
+ belief: wherein he was very well advised, wisely, in his own reason,
+ foreseeing that the beginning of this distemper would easily run into an
+ execrable atheism, for the vulgar, not having the faculty of judging of
+ things, suffering themselves to be carried away by chance and appearance,
+ after having once been inspired with the boldness to despise and control
+ those opinions which they had before had in extreme reverence, such as
+ those wherein their salvation is concerned, and that some of the articles
+ of their religion are brought into doubt and dispute, they afterwards
+ throw all other parts of their belief into the same uncertainty, they
+ having with them no other authority or foundation than the others they had
+ already discomposed; and shake off all the impressions they had received
+ from the authority of the laws, or the reverence of the ancient customs,
+ as a tyrannical yoke:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nam cupide eonculcatur nimis ante metutum;
+</pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “For with most eagerness they spurn the law,
+ By which they were before most kept in awe;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ resolving to admit nothing for the future to which they had not first
+ interposed their own decrees, and given their particular consent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It happened that my father, a little before his death, having accidentally
+ found this book under a heap of other neglected papers, commanded me to
+ translate it for him into French. It is good too translate such authors as
+ this, where there is little but the matter itself to express; but such
+ wherein grace of language and elegance of style are aimed at, are
+ dangerous to attempt, especially when a man is to turn them into a weaker
+ idiom. It was a strange and a new undertaking for me; but having by chance
+ at that time nothing else to do, and not being able to resist the command
+ of the best father that ever was, I did it as well as I could; and he was
+ so well pleased with it as to order it to be printed, which after his
+ death was done.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I found the ideas of this author exceeding fine the contexture of his work
+ well followed, and his design full of piety; and because many people take
+ a delight to read it, and particularly the ladies, to whom we owe the most
+ service, I have often thought to assist them to clear the book of two
+ principal objections made to it. His design is bold and daring, for he
+ undertakes, by human and natural reasons, to establish and make good,
+ against the atheists, all the articles of the Christian religion: wherein,
+ to speak the truth, he is so firm and so successful that I do not think it
+ possible to do better upon that subject; nay, I believe he has been
+ equalled by none. This work seeming to me to be too beautiful and too rich
+ for an author whose name is so little known, and of whom all that we know
+ is that he was a Spaniard, practising physic at Toulouse about two hundred
+ years ago; I enquired of Adrian Turnebus, who knew all things, what he
+ thought of that book; who made answer, “That he thought it was some
+ abstract drawn from St. Thomas d’Aquin; for that, in truth, his
+ mind, so full of infinite erudition and admirable subtlety, was alone
+ capable of such thoughts.” Be this as it may, whoever was the author
+ and inventor (and ‘tis not reasonable, without greater certainty, to
+ deprive Sebond of that title), he was a man of great judgment and most
+ admirable parts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first thing they reprehend in his work is “That Christians are
+ to blame to repose their belief upon human reason, which is only conceived
+ by faith and the particular inspiration of divine grace.” In which
+ objection there appears to be something of zeal to piety, and therefore we
+ are to endeavour to satisfy those who put it forth with the greater
+ mildness and respect. This were a task more proper for a man well read in
+ divinity than for me, who know nothing of it; nevertheless, I conceive
+ that in a thing so divine, so high, and so far transcending all human
+ intelligence, as is that truth, with which it has pleased the bounty of
+ God to enlighten us, it is very necessary that he should moreover lend us
+ his assistance, as a very extraordinary favour and privilege, to conceive
+ and imprint it in our understanding. And I do not believe that means
+ purely human are in any sort capable of doing it: for, if they were, so
+ many rare and excellent souls, and so abundantly furnished with natural
+ force, in former ages, could not have failed, by their reason, to arrive
+ at this knowledge. ‘Tis faith alone that livelily mind certainly
+ comprehends the deep mysteries of our religion; but, withal, I do not say
+ that it is not a worthy and very laudable attempt to accommodate those
+ natural and human utensils with which God has endowed us to the service of
+ our faith: it is not to be doubted but that it is the most noble use we
+ can put them to; and that there is not a design in a Christian man more
+ noble than to make it the aim and end of all his studies to extend and
+ amplify the truth of his belief. We do not satisfy ourselves with serving
+ God with our souls and understandings only, we moreover owe and render him
+ a corporal reverence, and apply our limbs and motions, and external things
+ to do him honour; we must here do the same, and accompany our faith with
+ all the reason we have, but always with this reservation, not to fancy
+ that it is upon us that it depends, nor that our arguments and endeavours
+ can arrive at so supernatural and divine a knowledge. If it enters not
+ into us by an extraordinary infusion; if it enters not only by reason,
+ but, moreover, by human ways, it is not in us in its true dignity and
+ splendour: and yet, I am afraid, we only have it by this way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If we hold upon God by the mediation of a lively faith; if we hold upon
+ God by him, and not by us; if we had a divine basis and foundation, human
+ occasions would not have the power to shake us as they do; our fortress
+ would not surrender to so weak a battery; the love of novelty, the
+ constraint of princes, the success of one party, and the rash and
+ fortuitous change of our opinions, would not have the power to stagger and
+ alter our belief: we should not then leave it to the mercy of every new
+ argument, nor abandon it to all the rhetoric in the world; we should
+ withstand the fury of these waves with an immovable and unyielding
+ constancy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ As a great rock repels the rolling tides,
+
+ That foam and bark about her marble sides,
+ From its strong bulk
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If we were but touched with this ray of divinity, it would appear
+ throughout; not only our words, but our works also, would carry its
+ brightness and lustre; whatever proceeded from us would be seen
+ illuminated with this noble light. We ought to be ashamed that, in all the
+ human sects, there never was any of the faction, that did not, in some
+ measure, conform his life and behaviour to it, whereas so divine and
+ heavenly an institution does only distinguish Christians by the name! Will
+ you see the proof of this? Compare our manners to those of a Mahometan or
+ Pagan, you will still find that we fall very
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ short; there, where, out of regard to the reputation and advantage of our
+ religion, we ought to shine in excellency at a vast distance beyond all
+ others: and that it should be said of us, “Are they so just, so
+ charitable, so good: Then they are Christians.” All other signs are
+ common to all religions; hope, trust, events, ceremonies, penance,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ martyrs. The peculiar mark of our truth ought to be our virtue, as it is
+ also the most heavenly and difficult, and the most worthy product of
+ truth. For this our good St. Louis was in the right, who, when the Tartar
+ king, who was become Christian, designed to come to Lyons to kiss the Pope’s
+ feet, and there to be an eye-witness of the sanctity he hoped to find in
+ our manner, immediately diverted him from his purpose; for fear lest our
+ disorderly way of living should, on the contrary, put him out of conceit
+ with so holy a belief! And yet it happened quite otherwise since to that
+ other, who, going to Rome, to the same end, and there seeing the
+ dissoluteness of the prelates and people of that time, settled himself so
+ much the more firmly in our religion, considering how great the force and
+ divinity of it must necessarily be that could maintain its dignity and
+ splendour among so much corruption, and in so vicious hands. If we had but
+ one single grain of faith, we should remove mountains from their places,
+ saith the sacred Word; our actions, that would then be directed and
+ accompanied by the divinity, would not be merely human, they would have in
+ them something of miraculous, as well as our belief: <i>Brevis est
+ institutio vit honest beauque, si credos.</i> “Believe, and the way
+ to happiness and virtue is a short one.” Some impose upon the world
+ that they believe that which they do not; others, more in number, make
+ themselves believe that they believe, not being able to penetrate into
+ what it is to believe. We think it strange if, in the civil war which, at
+ this time, disorders our state, we see events float and vary aller a
+ common and ordinary manner; which is because we bring nothing to it but
+ our own. Justice, which is in one party, is only there for ornament and
+ palliation; it, is, indeed, pretended, but ‘tis not there received,
+ settled and espoused: it is there, as in the mouth of an advocate, not as
+ in the heart and affection of the party. God owes his extraordinary
+ assistance to faith and religion; not to our passions. Men there are the
+ conductors, and therein serve themselves with religion, whereas it ought
+ to be quite contrary. Observe, if it be not by our own hands that we guide
+ and train it, and draw it like wax into so many contrary figures, from a
+ rule in itself so direct and firm. When and where was this more manifest
+ than in France in our days? They who have taken it on the left hand, they
+ who have taken it on the right; they who call it black, they who call it
+ white, alike employ it to their violent and ambitious designs, conduct it
+ with a progress, so conform in riot and injustice that they render the
+ diversity they pretended in their opinions, in a thing whereon the conduct
+ and rule of our life depends, doubtful and hard to believe. Did one ever
+ see, come from the same school and discipline, manners more united, and
+ more the same? Do but observe with what horrid impudence we toss divine
+ arguments to and fro, and how irreligiously we have both rejected and
+ retaken them, accord&mdash;as fortune has shifted our places in these
+ intestine storms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This so solemn proposition, “Whether it be lawful for a subject to
+ rebel and take up arms against his prince for the defence of his religion,”
+ do you remember in whose mouths, the last year, the affirmative of it was
+ the prop of one party, and the negative the pillar of another? And hearken
+ now from what quarter comes the voice and instruction of the one and the
+ other, and if arms make less noise and rattle for this cause than for
+ that. We condemn those to the fire who say that truth must be made to bear
+ the yoke of our necessity; and how much worse does France than say it? Let
+ us confess the truth; whoever should draw out from the army, even that
+ raised by the king, those who take up arms out of pure zeal to religion,
+ and also those who only do it to protect the laws of their country, or for
+ the service of their prince, could hardly, out of both these put together,
+ make one complete company of gens-d’armes. Whence does this proceed,
+ that there are so few to be found who have maintained the same will and
+ the same progress in our civil commotions, and that we see them one while
+ move but a foot-pace, and another run full speed? and the same men one
+ while damage our affairs by their violent heat and fierceness, and another
+ by their coldness, gentleness, and slowness; but that they are pushed on
+ by particular and casual considerations, according to the variety wherein
+ they move?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I evidently perceive that we do not willingly afford devotion any other
+ offices but those that least suit with our own passions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There hostility so admirable as the Christian. Our zeal performs wonders,
+ when it seconds our inclinations to hatred, cruelty, ambition, avarice,
+ detraction, and rebellion: but when it moves, against the hair, towards
+ bounty, benignity, and temperance, unless, by miracle, some rare and
+ virtuous disposition prompts us to it, we stir neither hand nor toot. Our
+ religion is intended to extirpate vices, whereas it screens, nourishes,
+ and incites them. We must not mock God. If we believed in him, I do not
+ say by faith, but with a simple belief, that is to say (and I speak it to
+ our great shame) if we believed in him and recognised him as we do any
+ other history, or as we would do one of our companions, we should love him
+ above all other things for the infinite bounty and beauty that shines in
+ him;&mdash;at least, he would go equal in our affection with riches,
+ pleasure, glory, and our friends. The best of us is not so much afraid to
+ outrage him as he is afraid to injure his neighbour, his kinsman, or his
+ master. Is there any understanding so weak that, having on one side the
+ object of one of our vicious pleasures, and on the other (in equal
+ knowledge and persuasion) the state of an immortal glory, would change the
+ first for the other? and yet we often renounce this out of mere contempt:
+ for what lust tempts us to blaspheme, if not, perhaps, the very desire to
+ offend. The philosopher Antisthenes, as he was being initiated in the
+ mysteries of Orpheus, the priest telling him, “That those who
+ professed themselves of that religion were certain to receive perfect and
+ eternal felicity after death,”&mdash;“If thou believest that,”
+ answered he, “why dost thou not die thyself?” Diogenes, more
+ rudely, according to his manner, and more remote from our purpose, to the
+ priest that in like manner preached to him, “To become of his
+ religion, that he might obtain the happiness of the other world;&mdash;“What!”
+ said he, “thou wouldest have me to believe that Agesilaus and
+ Epaminondas, who were so great men, shall be miserable, and that thou, who
+ art but a calf, and canst do nothing to purpose, shalt be happy, because
+ thou art a priest?” Did we receive these great promises of eternal
+ beatitude with the same reverence and respect that we do a philosophical
+ discourse, we should not have death in so great horror:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Non jam se moriens dissolvi conqurreretur;
+ Sed magis ire foras, stemque relinquere ut angais,
+ Gauderet, prealonga senex aut cornua cervus.
+
+ “We should not on a death bed grieve to be
+ Dissolved, but rather launch out cheerfully
+ From our old hut, and with the snake, be glad
+ To cast off the corrupted slough we had;
+ Or with th’ old stag rejoice to be now clear
+ From the large horns, too ponderous grown to bear.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ “I desire to be dissolved,” we should say, “and to be
+ with Jesus Christ” The force of Plato’s arguments concerning
+ the immortality of the soul set some of his disciples to seek a premature
+ grave, that they might the sooner enjoy the things he had made them hope
+ for.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this is a most evident sign that we only receive our religion after
+ our own fashion, by our own hands, and no otherwise than as other
+ religions are received. Either we are happened in the country where it is
+ in practice, or we reverence the antiquity of it, or the authority of the
+ men who have maintained it, or fear the menaces it fulminates against
+ misbelievers, or are allured by its promises. These considerations ought,
+ ‘tis true, to be applied to our belief but as subsidiaries only, for
+ they are human obligations. Another religion, other witnesses, the like
+ promises and threats, might, by the same way, imprint a quite contrary
+ belief. We are Christians by the same title that we are Perigordians or
+ Germans. And what Plato says, “That there are few men so obstinate
+ in their atheism whom a pressing danger will not reduce to an
+ acknowledgment of the divine power,” does not concern a true
+ Christian: ‘tis for mortal and human religions to be received by
+ human recommendation. What kind of faith can that be that cowardice and
+ want of courage establish in us? A pleasant faith, that does not believe
+ what it believes but for want of courage to disbelieve it! Can a vicious
+ passion, such as inconstancy and astonishment, cause any regular product
+ in our souls? “They are confident in their judgment,” says he,
+ “that what is said of hell and future torments is all feigned: but
+ an occasion of making the expedient presenting itself, when old age or
+ diseases bring them to the brink of the grave, the terror of death, by the
+ horror of that future condition, inspires them with a new belief!”
+ And by reason that such impressions render them timorous, he forbids in
+ his <i>Laws</i> all such threatening doctrines, and all persuasion that
+ anything of ill can befall a man from the gods, excepting for his great
+ good when they happen to him, and for a medicinal effect. They say of Bion
+ that, infected with the atheism of Theodoras, he had long had religious
+ men in great scorn and contempt, but that death surprising him, he gave
+ himself up to the most extreme superstition; as if the gods withdrew and
+ returned according to the necessities of Bion. Plato and these examples
+ would conclude that we are brought to a belief of God either by reason or
+ by force. Atheism being a proposition as unnatural as monstrous, difficult
+ also and hard to establish in the human understanding, how arrogant
+ soever, there are men enough seen, out of vanity and pride, to be the
+ authors of extraordinary and reforming opinions, and outwardly to affect
+ the profession of them; who, if they are such fools, have, nevertheless,
+ not the power to plant them in their own conscience. Yet will they not
+ fail to lift up their hands towards heaven if you give them a good thrust
+ with a sword in the breast, and when fear or sickness has abated and
+ dulled the licentious fury of this giddy humour they will easily re-unite,
+ and very discreetly suffer themselves to be reconciled to the public faith
+ and examples. A doctrine seriously digested is one thing, and those
+ superficial impressions another; which springing from the disorder of an
+ unhinged understanding, float at random and great uncertainty in the
+ fancy. Miserable and senseless men, who strive to be worse than they can!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The error of paganism and the ignorance of our sacred truth, let this
+ great soul of Plato, but great only in human greatness, fall also into
+ this other mistake, “That children and old men were most susceptible
+ of religion,” as if it sprung and derived its credit from our
+ weakness. The knot that ought to bind the judgment and the will, that
+ ought to restrain the soul and join it to our creator, should be a knot
+ that derives its foldings and strength not from our considerations, from
+ our reasons and passions, but from a divine and supernatural constraint,
+ having but one form, one face, and one lustre, which is the authority of
+ God and his divine grace. Now the heart and soul being governed and
+ commanded by faith, ‘tis but reason that they should muster all our
+ other faculties, according as they are able to perform to the service and
+ assistance of their design. Neither is it to be imagined that all this
+ machine has not some marks imprinted upon it by the hand of the mighty
+ architect, and that there is not in the things of this world some image
+ that in some measure resembles the workman who has built and formed them.
+ He has, in his stupendous works, left the character of his divinity, and
+ ‘tis our own weakness only that hinders us from discerning it.
+ ‘Tis what he himself is pleased to tell us, “That he manifests
+ his invisible operations to us by those that are visible.” Sebond
+ applied himself to this laudable and noble study, and demonstrates to us
+ that there is not any part or member of the world that disclaims or
+ derogates from its maker. It were to do wrong to the divine goodness, did
+ not the universe consent to our belief. The heavens, the earth, the
+ elements, our bodies and our souls,&mdash;all things concur to this; we
+ have but to find out the way to use them; they instruct us, if we are
+ capable of instruction. For this world is a sacred temple, into which man
+ is introduced, there to contemplate statues, not the works of a mortal
+ hand, but such as the divine purpose has made the objects of sense; the
+ sun, the stars, the water, and the earth, to represent those that are
+ intelligible to us. “The invisible tilings of God,” says St.
+ Paul, “appear by the creation of the world, his eternal wisdom and
+ divinity being considered by his works.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ And God himself envies not men the grace
+ Of seeing and admiring heaven’s face;
+ But, rolling it about, he still anew
+ Presents its varied splendour to our view,
+ And on oar minds himself inculcates, so
+ That we th’ Almighty mover well may know:
+ Instructing us by seeing him the cause
+ Of ill, to revcreoce and obey his laws.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Now our prayers and human discourses are but as sterile and undigested
+ matter. The grace of God is the form; ‘tis that which gives fashion
+ and value to it. As the virtuous actions of Socrates and Cato remain vain
+ and fruitless, for not having had the love and obedience to the true
+ creator of all things, so is it with our imaginations and discourses; they
+ have a kind of body, but it is an inform mass, without fashion and without
+ light, if faith and grace be not added thereto. Faith coming to tinct and
+ illustrate Sehond’s arguments renders them firm and stolid; and to
+ that degree that they are capable of serving for directions, and of being
+ the first guides to an elementary Christian to put him into the way of
+ this knowledge. They in some measure form him to, and render him capable
+ of, the grace of God, by which means he afterwards completes and perfects
+ himself in the true belief. I know a man of authority, bred up to letters,
+ who has confessed to me to have been brought back from the errors of
+ unbelief by Sebond’s arguments. And should they be stripped of this
+ ornament, and of the assistance and approbation of the faith, and be
+ looked upon as mere fancies only, to contend with those who are
+ precipitated into the dreadful and horrible darkness of irrligion, they
+ will even there find them as solid and firm as any others of the same
+ quality that can be opposed against them; so that we shall be ready to say
+ to our opponents:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Si melius quid habes, arcesse; vel imperium fer:
+
+ “If you have arguments more fit.
+ Produce them, or to these submit.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ let them admit the force of our reasons, or let them show us others, and
+ upon some other subject, better woven and of finer thread. I am, unawares,
+ half engaged in the second objection, to which I proposed to make answer
+ in the behalf of Sebond. Some say that his arguments are weak, and unable
+ to make good what he intends, and undertake with great ease to confute
+ them. These are to be a little more roughly handled, for they are more
+ dangerous and malicious than the first Men willingly wrest the sayings of
+ others to favour their own prejudicate opinions. To an atheist all
+ writings tend to atheism: he corrupts the most innocent matter with his
+ own venom. These have their judgments so prepossessed that they cannot
+ relish Sebond’s reasons. As to the rest, they think we give them
+ very fair play in putting them into the liberty of combatting our religion
+ with weapons merely human, whom, in her majesty, full of authority and
+ command, they durst not attack. The means that I shall use, and that I
+ think most proper to subdue this frenzy, is to crush and spurn under foot
+ pride and human arrogance; to make them sensible of the inanity, vanity,
+ and vileness of man; to wrest the wretched arms of their reason out of
+ their hands; to make them bow down and bite the ground under the authority
+ and reverence of the Divine Majesty. ‘Tis to that alone that
+ knowledge and wisdom appertain; that alone that can make a true estimate
+ of itself, and from which we purloin whatever we value ourselves upon: [&mdash;Greek&mdash;]
+ “God permits not any being but himself to be truly wise.” Let
+ us subdue this presumption, the first foundation of the tyranny of the
+ evil spirit <i>Deus superbis re-sistit, humilibus autem dal gratiam.</i>
+ “God resists the proud, but gives grace to the humble.”
+ “Understanding is in the gods,” says Plato, “and not at
+ all, or very little, in men.” Now it is in the mean time a great
+ consolation to a Christian man to see our frail and mortal parts so fitly
+ suited to our holy and divine faith that, when we employ them to the
+ subjects of their own mortal and frail nature they are not even there more
+ unitedly or more firmly adjusted. Let us see, then, if man has in his
+ power other more forcible and convincing reasons than those of Sebond;
+ that is to say, if it be in him to arrive at any certainty by argument and
+ reason. For St. Augustin, disputing against these people, has good cause
+ to reproach them with injustice, “In that they maintain the part of
+ our belief to be false that our reason cannot establish.” And to
+ show that a great many things may be, and have been, of which our nature
+ could not sound the reason and causes, he proposes to them certain known
+ and undoubted experiments, wherein men confess they see nothing; and this
+ he does, as all other things, with a curious and ingenious inquisition. We
+ must do more than this, and make them know that, to convince the weakness
+ of their reason, there is no necessity of culling out uncommon examples:
+ and that it is so defective and so blind that there is no faculty clear
+ enough for it; that to it the easy and the hard are all one; that all
+ subjects equally, and nature in general, disclaim its authority and reject
+ its mediation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What does truth mean when she preaches to us to fly worldly philosophy,
+ when she so often inculcates to us, “That our wisdom is but folly in
+ the sight of God: that the vainest of all vanities is man: that the man
+ who presumes upon his wisdom does not yet know what wisdom is; and that
+ man, who is nothing, if he thinks himself to be anything, does seduce and
+ deceive himself.” These sentences of the Holy Spirit do so clearly
+ and vividly express that which I would maintain that I should need no
+ other proof against men who would with all humility and obedience submit
+ to his authority: but these will be whipped at their own expense, and will
+ not suffer a man to oppose their reason but by itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us then, for once, consider a man alone, without foreign assistance,
+ armed only with his own proper arms, and unfurnished of the divine grace
+ and wisdom, which is all his honour, strength, and the foundation of his
+ being. Let us see how he stands in this fine equipage. Let him make me
+ understand, by the force of his reason, upon what foundations he has built
+ those great advantages he thinks he has over other creatures. Who has made
+ him believe that this admirable motion of the celestial arch, the eternal
+ light of those luminaries that roll so high over his head, the wondrous
+ and fearful motions of that infinite ocean, should be established and
+ continue so many ages for his service and convenience? Can any thing be
+ imagined so ridiculous, that this miserable and wretched creature, who is
+ not so much as master of himself, but subject to the injuries of all
+ things, should call himself master and emperor of the world, of which he
+ has not power to know the least part, much less to command the whole? And
+ the privilege which he attributes to himself of being the only creature in
+ this vast fabric who has the understanding to discover the beauty and the
+ paris of it; the only one who can return thanks to the architect, and keep
+ account of the revenues and disbursements of the world; who, I wonder,
+ sealed him this patent? Let us see his commission for this great
+ employment Was it granted in favour of the wise only? Few people will be
+ concerned in it. Are fools and wicked persons worthy so extraordinary a
+ favour, and, being the worst part of the world, to be preferred before the
+ rest? Shall we believe this man?&mdash;“For whose sake shall we,
+ therefore, conclude that the world was made? For theirs who have the use
+ of reason: these are gods and men, than whom certainly nothing can be
+ better:” we can never sufficiently decry the impudence of this
+ conjunction. But, wretched creature, what has he in himself worthy of such
+ an advantage? Considering the incorruptible existence of the celestial
+ bodies; beauty; magnitude, and continual revolution by so exact a rule;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cum suspicimus mni clestia mundi
+ Templa super, stellisque micantibus arthera fiium,
+ El venit in mcntem lun solisque viarurn.
+
+ “When we the heavenly arch above behold.
+ And the vast sky adorned with stars of gold.
+ And mark the r’eglar course? that the sun
+ And moon in their alternate progress run.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ considering the dominion and influence those bodies have, not only over
+ our lives and fortunes;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Facta etenim et vitas hominum suspendit ab aatris;
+
+ “Men’s lives and actions on the stars depend.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ but even over our inclinations, our thoughts and wills, which they govern,
+ incite and agitate at the mercy of their influences, as our reason teaches
+ us;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Contemplating the stars he finds that they
+ Rule by a secret and a silent sway;
+ And that the enamell’d spheres which roll above
+ Do ever by alternate causes move.
+ And, studying these, he can also foresee,
+ By certain signs, the turns of destiny;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ seeing that not only a man, not only kings, but that monarchies, empires,
+ and all this lower world follow the influence of the celestial motions,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “How great a change a little motion brings!
+ So great this kingdom is that governs kings:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ if our virtue, our vices, our knowledge, and this very discourse we are
+ upon of the power of the stars, and the comparison we are making betwixt
+ them and us, proceed, as our reason supposes, from their favour;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “One mad in love may cross the raging main,
+ To level lofty Ilium with the plain;
+ Another’s fate inclines him more by far
+ To study laws and statutes for the bar.
+ Sons kill their father, fathers kill their sons,
+ And one arm’d brother ‘gainst another runs..
+ This war’s not their’s, but fate’s, that spurs them on
+ To shed the blood which, shed, they must bemoan;
+ And I ascribe it to the will of fate
+ That on this theme I now expatiate:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ if we derive this little portion of reason we have from the bounty of
+ heaven, how is it possible that reason should ever make us equal to it?
+ How subject its essence and condition to our knowledge? Whatever we see in
+ those bodies astonishes us: <i>Qu molitio, qua ferramenta, qui vectes, qu
+ machina, qui ministri tanti operis fuerunt?</i> “What contrivance,
+ what tools, what materials, what engines, were employed about so
+ stupendous a work?” Why do we deprive them of soul, of life, and
+ discourse? Have we discovered in them any immoveable or insensible
+ stupidity, we who have no commerce with them but by obedience? Shall we
+ say that we have discovered in no other creature but man the use of a
+ reasonable soul? What! have we seen any thing like the sun? Does he cease
+ to be, because we have seen nothing like him? And do his motions cease,
+ because there are no other like them? If what we have not seen is not, our
+ knowledge is marvellously contracted: <i>Qu sunt tant animi angusti!</i>
+ “How narrow are our understandings!” Are they not dreams of
+ human vanity, to make the moon a celestial earth? there to fancy mountains
+ and vales, as Anaxagoras did? there to fix habitations and human abodes,
+ and plant colonies for our convenience, as Plato and Plutarch have done?
+ And of our earth to make a luminous and resplendent star? “Amongst
+ the other inconveniences of mortality this is one, that darkness of the
+ understanding which leads men astray, not so much from a necessity of
+ erring, but from a love of error. The corruptible body stupifies the soul,
+ and the earthly habitation dulls the faculties of the imagination.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presumption is our natural and original disease. The most wretched and
+ frail of all creatures is man, and withal the proudest. He feels and sees
+ himself lodged here in the dirt and filth of the world, nailed and
+ rivetted to the worst and deadest part of the universe, in the lowest
+ story of the house, the most remote from the heavenly arch, with animals
+ of the worst condition of the three; and yet in his imagination will be
+ placing himself above the circle of the moon, and bringing the heavens
+ under his feet. ‘Tis by the same vanity of imagination that he
+ equals himself to God, attributes to himself divine qualities, withdraws
+ and separates himself from the the crowd of other creatures, cuts out the
+ shares of the animals, his fellows and companions, and distributes to them
+ portions of faculties and force, as himself thinks fit How does he know,
+ by the strength of his understanding, the secret and internal motions of
+ animals?&mdash;from what comparison betwixt them and us does he conclude
+ the stupidity he attributes to them? When I play with my cat who knows
+ whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? We mutually divert
+ one another with our play. If I have my hour to begin or to refus, she
+ also has hers. Plato, in his picture of the golden age under Saturn,
+ reckons, among the chief advantages that a man then had, his communication
+ with beasts, of whom, inquiring and informing himself, he knew the true
+ qualities and differences of them all, by which he acquired a very perfect
+ intelligence and prudence, and led his life more happily than we could do.
+ Need we a better proof to condemn human impudence in the concern of
+ beasts? This great author was of opinion that nature, for the most part in
+ the corporal form she gave them, had only regard to the use of prognostics
+ that were derived thence in his time. The defect that hinders
+ communication betwixt them and us, why may it not be in our part as well
+ as theirs? ‘Tis yet to determine where the fault lies that we
+ understand not one another,&mdash;for we understand them no more than they
+ do us; and by the same reason they may think us to be beasts as we think
+ them. ‘Tis no great wonder if we understand not them, when we do not
+ understand a Basque or a Troglodyte. And yet some have boasted that they
+ understood them, as Apollonius Tyanaus, Melampus, Tiresias, Thales, and
+ others. And seeing, as cusmographers report, that there are nations that
+ have a dog for their king, they must of necessity be able to interpret his
+ voice and motions. We must observe the parity betwixt us, have some
+ tolerable apprehension of their meaning, and so have beasts of ours,&mdash;much
+ about the same. They caress us, threaten us, and beg of us, and we do the
+ same to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, we manifestly discover that they have a full and absolute
+ communication amongst themselves, and that they perfectly understand one
+ another, not only those of the same, but of divers kinds:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “The tamer herds, and wilder sort of brutes.
+ Though we of higher race conclude them mutes.
+ Yet utter dissonant and various notes,
+ From gentler lungs or more distended throats,
+ As fear, or grief, or anger, do them move,
+ Or as they do approach the joys of love.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ In one kind of barking of a dog the horse knows there is anger, of another
+ sort of bark he is not afraid. Even in the very beasts that have no voice
+ at all, we easily conclude, from the society of offices we observe amongst
+ them, some other sort of communication: their very motions discover it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “As infants who, for want of words, devise
+ Expressive motions with their hands and eyes.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And why not, as well as our dumb people, dispute, argue, and tell stories
+ by signs? Of whom I have seen some, by practice, so clever and active that
+ way that, in fact, they wanted nothing of the perfection of making
+ themselves understood. Lovers are angry, reconciled, intreat, thank,
+ appoint, and, in short, speak all things by their eyes:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Even silence in a lover
+ Love and passion can discover.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ What with the hands? We require, promise, call, dismiss, threaten, pray,
+ supplicate, deny, refuse, interrogate, admire, number, confess, repent,
+ fear, express confusion, doubt, instruct, command, incite, encourage,
+ swear, testify, accuse, condemn, absolve, abuse, despise, defy, provoke,
+ flatter, applaud, bless, submit, mock, reconcile, recommend, exalt,
+ entertain, congratulate, complain, grieve, despair, wonder, exclaim, and
+ what not! And all this with a variety and multiplication, even emulating
+ speech. With the head we invite, remand, confess, deny, give the lie,
+ welcome, honour, reverence, disdain, demand, rejoice, lament, reject,
+ caress, rebuke, submit, huff, encourage, threaten, assure, and inquire.
+ What with the eyebrows?&mdash;what with the shoulders! There is not a
+ motion that does not speak, and in an intelligible language without
+ discipline, and a public language that every one understands: whence it
+ should follow, the variety and use distinguished from others considered,
+ that these should rather be judged the property of human nature. I omit
+ what necessity particularly does suddenly suggest to those who are in
+ need;&mdash;the alphabets upon the fingers, grammars in gesture, and the
+ sciences which are only by them exercised and expressed; and the nations
+ that Pliny reports have no other language. An ambassador of the city of
+ Abdera, after a long conference with Agis, King of Sparta, demanded of
+ him, “Well, sir, what answer must I return to my fellow-citizens?”
+ “That I have given thee leave,” said he, “to say what
+ thou wouldest, and as much as thou wouldest, without ever speaking a word.”
+ is not this a silent speaking, and very easy to be understood?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, what is there in us that we do not see in the operations
+ of animals? Is there a polity better ordered, the offices better
+ distributed, and more inviolably observed and maintained, than that of
+ bees? Can we imagine that such, and so regular, a distribution of
+ employments can be carried on without reasoning and deliberation?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hence to the bee some sages have assign’d
+ Some portion of the god and heavenly wind.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The swallows that we see at the return of the spring, searching all the
+ corners of our houses for the most commodious places wherein to build
+ their nest; do they seek without judgment, and amongst a thousand choose
+ out the most proper for their purpose, without discretion? And in that
+ elegant and admirable contexture of their buildings, can birds rather make
+ choice of a square figure than a round, of an obtuse than of a right
+ angle, without knowing their properties and effects? Do they bring water,
+ and then clay, without knowing that the hardness of the latter grows
+ softer by being wetted? Do they mat their palace with moss or down without
+ foreseeing that their tender young will lie more safe and easy? Do they
+ secure themselves from the wet and rainy winds, and place their lodgings
+ against the east, without knowing the different qualities of the winds,
+ and considering that one is more wholesome than another? Why does the
+ spider make her web tighter in one place, and slacker in another; why now
+ make one sort of knot, and then another, if she has not deliberation,
+ thought, and conclusion? We sufficiently discover in most of their works
+ how much animals excel us, and how unable our art is to imitate them. We
+ see, nevertheless, in our rougher performances, that we employ all our
+ faculties, and apply the utmost power of our souls; why do we not conclude
+ the same of them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why should we attribute to I know not what natural and servile inclination
+ the works that excel all we can do by nature and art? wherein, without
+ being aware, we give them a mighty advantage over us in making nature,
+ with maternal gentleness and love, accompany and learn them, as it were,
+ by the hand to all the actions and commodities of their life, whilst she
+ leaves us to chance and fortune, and to seek out by art the things that
+ are necessary to our conservation, at the same time denying us the means
+ of being able, by any instruction or effort of understanding, to arrive at
+ the natural sufficiency of beasts; so that their brutish stupidity
+ surpasses, in all conveniences, all that our divine intelligence can do.
+ Really, at this rate, we might with great reason call her an unjust
+ stepmother: but it is nothing so, our polity is not so irregular and
+ unformed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nature has universally cared for all her creatures, and there is not one
+ she has not amply furnished with all means necessary for the conservation
+ of its being. For the common complaints I hear men make (as the license of
+ their opinions one while lifts them up above the clouds, and then again
+ depresses them to the antipodes), that we are the only animal abandoned
+ naked upon the bare earth, tied and bound, not having wherewithal to arm
+ and clothe us but by the spoil of others; whereas nature has covered all
+ other creatures either with shells, husks, bark, hair, wool, prickles,
+ leather, down, feathers, scales, or silk, according to the necessities of
+ their being; has armed them with talons, teeth, or horns, wherewith to
+ assault and defend, and has herself taught them that which is most proper
+ for them, to swim, to run, to fly, and sing, whereas man neither knows how
+ to walk, speak, eat, or do any thing but weep, without teaching;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Like to the wretched mariner, when toss’d
+ By raging seas upon the desert coast,
+ The tender babe lies naked on the earth,
+ Of all supports of life stript by his birth;
+ When nature first presents him to the day,
+ Freed from the cell wherein before he lay,
+ He fills the ambient air with doleful cries.
+ Foretelling thus life’s future miseries;
+ But beasts, both wild and tame, greater and less,
+ Do of themselves in strength and bulk increase;
+ They need no rattle, nor the broken chat,
+ Ay which the nurse first teaches boys to prate
+ They look not out for different robes to wear,
+ According to the seasons of the year;
+ And need no arms nor walls their goods to save,
+ Since earth and liberal nature ever have,
+ And will, in all abundance, still produce
+ All things whereof they can have need or use:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ these complaints are false; there is in the polity of the world a greater
+ equality and more uniform relation. Our skins are as sufficient to defend
+ us from the injuries of the weather as theirs are; witness several nations
+ that yet know not the use of clothes. Our ancient Gauls were but slenderly
+ clad, any more than the Irish, our neighbours, though in so cold a
+ climate; but we may better judge of this by ourselves: for all those parts
+ that we are pleased to expose to the air are found very able to endure it:
+ the face, the feet, the hands, the arms, the head, according to the
+ various habit; if there be a tender part about us, and that would seem to
+ be in danger from cold, it should be the stomach where the digestion is;
+ and yet our forefathers were there always open, and our ladies, as tender
+ and delicate as they are, go sometimes half-bare as low as the navel.
+ Neither is the binding or swathing of infants any more necessary; and the
+ Lacedmoman mothers brought theirs in all liberty of motion of members,
+ without any ligature at all. Our crying is common with the greatest part
+ of other animals, and there are but few creatures that are not observed to
+ groan, and bemoan themselves a long time after they come into the world;
+ forasmuch as it is a behaviour suitable to the weakness wherein they find
+ themselves. As to the custom of eating, it is in us, as in them, natural,
+ and without instruction;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “For every one soon finds his natural force.
+ Which he, or better may employ, or worse.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Who doubts but an infant, arrived to the strength of feeding himself, may
+ make shift to find something to eat And the earth produces and offers him
+ wherewithal to supply his necessity, without other culture and artifice;
+ and if not at all times, no more does she do it to beasts, witness the
+ provision we see ants and other creatures hoard up against the dead
+ seasons of the year. The late discovered nations, so abundantly furnished
+ with natural meat and drink, without care, or without cookery, may give us
+ to understand that bread is not our only food, and that, without tillage,
+ our mother nature has provided us sufficiently of all we stand in need of:
+ nay, it appears more fully and plentifully than she does at present, now
+ that we have added our own industry:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “The earth did first spontaneously afford
+ Choice fruits and wines to furnish out the board;
+ With herbs and flow’rs unsown in verdant fields.
+ But scarce by art so good a harvest yields;
+ Though men and oxen mutually have strove,
+ With all their utmost force the soil t’ improve,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ the debauchery and irregularity of our appetites outstrips all the
+ inventions we can contrive to satisfy it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to arms, we have more natural ones than than most other animals more
+ various motions of limbs, and naturally and without lesson extract more
+ service from them. Those that are trained to fight naked are seen to throw
+ themselves into the like hazards that we do. If some beasts surpass us in
+ this advantage, we surpass many others. And the industry of fortifying the
+ body, and covering it by acquired means, we have by instinct and natural
+ precept? That it is so, the elephant shows who sharpen, and whets the
+ teeth he makes use of in war (for he has particular ones for that service,
+ which he spares, and never employs them at all to any other use); when
+ bulls go to fight, they toss and throw the dust about them; boars whet
+ their tusks; and the ichneumon, when he is about to engage with the
+ crocodile, fortifies his body, and covers and crusts it all over with
+ close-wrought and well-tempered slime, as with a cuirass. Why shall we not
+ say that it is also natural for us to arm ourselves with wood and iron?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to speech, it is certain that if it be not natural it is not necessary.
+ Nevertheless I believe that a child which had been brought up in an
+ absolute solitude, remote from all society of men (which would be an
+ experiment very hard to make), would have some kind of speech to express
+ his meaning by. And ‘tis not to be supposed that nature should have
+ denied that to us which she has given to several other animals: for what
+ is this faculty we observe in them, of complaining, rejoicing, calling to
+ one another for succour, and inviting each other to love, which they do
+ with the voice, other than speech? And why should they not speak to one
+ another? They speak to us, and we to them. In how many several sorts of
+ ways do we speak to our dogs, and they answer us? We converse with them in
+ another sort of language, and use other appellations, than we do with
+ birds, hogs, oxen, horses, and alter the idiom according to the kind.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Thus from one swarm of ants some sally out.
+ To spy another’s stock or mark its rout.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Lactantius seems to attribute to beasts not only speech, but laughter
+ also. And the difference of language which is seen amongst us, according
+ to the difference of countries, is also observed in animals of the same
+ kind. Aristotle, in proof of this, instances the Various calls of
+ partridges, according to the situation of places:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “And various birds do from their warbling throats
+ At various times, utter quite different notes,
+ And some their hoarse songs with the seasons change.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ But it is yet to be known what language this child would speak; and of
+ that what is said by guess has no great appearance. If a man will allege
+ to me, in opposition to this opinion, that those who are naturally deaf
+ speak not, I answer that this is not only because they could not receive
+ the instruction of speaking by ear, but rather because the sense of
+ hearing, of which they are deprived, relates to that of speaking, and that
+ these hold together by a natural and inseparable tie, in such manner that
+ what we speak we must first speak to ourselves within, and make it sound
+ in our own ears, before we can utter it to others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this I have said to prove the resemblance there is in human things,
+ and to bring us back and join us to the crowd. We are neither above nor
+ below the rest All that is under heaven, says the sage, runs one law and
+ one fortune:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “All things remain
+ Bound and entangled in one fatal chain.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ There is, indeed, some difference,&mdash;there are several orders and
+ degrees; but it is under the aspect of one and the same nature:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “All things by their own rites proceed, and draw
+ Towards their ends, by nature’s certain law.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Man must be compelled and restrained within the bounds of this polity.
+ Miserable creature! he is not in a condition really to step over the rail.
+ He is fettered and circumscribed, he is subjected to the same necessity
+ that the other creatures of his rank and order are, and of a very mean
+ condition, without any prerogative of true and real pre-eminence. That
+ which he attributes to himself, by vain fancy and opinion, has neither
+ body nor taste. And if it be so, that he only, of all the animals, has
+ this liberty of imagination and irregularity of thoughts, representing to
+ him that which is, that which is not, and that he would have, the false
+ and the true, ‘tis an advantage dearly bought, and of which he has
+ very little reason to be proud; for thence springs the principal and
+ original fountain of all the evils that befal him,&mdash;sin, sickness,
+ irresolution, affliction, despair. I say, then, to return to my subject,
+ that there is no appearance to induce a man to believe that beasts should,
+ by a natural and forced inclination, do the same things that we do by our
+ choice and industry. We ought from like effects to conclude like
+ faculties, and from greater effects greater faculties; and consequently
+ confess that the same reasoning, and the same ways by which we operate,
+ are common with them, or that they have others that are better. Why should
+ we imagine this natural constraint in them, who experience no such effect
+ in ourselves? added that it is more honourable to be guided and obliged to
+ act regularly by a natural and inevitable condition, and nearer allied to
+ the divinity, than to act regularly by a temerarious and fortuitous
+ liberty, and more safe to entrust the reins of our conduct in the hands of
+ nature than our own. The vanity of our presumption makes us prefer rather
+ to owe our sufficiency to our own exertions than to her bounty, and to
+ enrich the other animals with natural goods, and abjure them in their
+ favour, in order to honour and ennoble ourselves with goods acquired, very
+ foolishly in my opinion; for I should as much value parts and virtues
+ naturally and purely my own as those I had begged and obtained from
+ education. It is not in our power to obtain a nobler reputation than to be
+ favoured of God and nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For instance, take the fox, the people of Thrace make use of when they
+ wish to pass over the ice of some frozen river, and turn him out before
+ them to that purpose; when we see him lay his ear upon the bank of the
+ river, down to the ice, to listen if from a more remote or nearer distance
+ he can hear the noise of the waters’ current, and, according as he
+ finds by that the ice to be of a less or greater thickness, to retire or
+ advance,&mdash;have we not reason to believe thence that the same rational
+ thoughts passed through his head that we should have upon the like
+ occasions; and that it is a ratiocination and consequence, drawn from
+ natural sense, that that which makes a noise runs, that which runs is not
+ frozen, what is not frozen is liquid, and that which is liquid yields to
+ impression! For to attribute this to a mere quickness of the sense of
+ hearing, without reason and consequence, is a chimra that cannot enter
+ into the imagination. We are to suppose the same of the many sorts of
+ subtleties and inventions with which beasts secure themselves from, and
+ frustrate, the enterprizes we plot against them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And if we will make an advantage even of this, that it is in our power to
+ seize them, to employ them in our service, and to use them at our
+ pleasure, ‘tis still but the same advantage we have over one
+ another. We have our slaves upon these terms: the Climacid, were they not
+ women in Syria who, squat on all fours, served for a ladder or footstool,
+ by which the ladies mounted their coaches? And the greatest part of free
+ persons surrender, for very trivial conveniences, their life and being
+ into the power of another. The wives and concubines of the Thracians
+ contended who should be chosen to be slain upon their husband’s
+ tomb. Have tyrants ever failed of finding men enough vowed to their
+ devotion? some of them moreover adding this necessity, of accompanying
+ them in death as well as life? Whole armies have bound themselves after
+ this manner to their captains. The form of the oath in the rude school of
+ gladiators was in these words: “We swear to suffer ourselves to be
+ chained, burnt, wounded, and killed with the sword, and to endure all that
+ true gladiators suffer from their master, religiously engaging both body
+ and soul in his service.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Uire meum, si vis, flamma caput, et pete ferro
+ Corpus, et iutorto verbere terga seca.
+
+ “Wound me with steel, or burn my head with fire.
+ Or scourge my shoulders with well-twisted wire.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ This was an obligation indeed, and yet there, in one year, ten thousand
+ entered into it, to their destruction. When the Scythians interred their
+ king they strangled upon his body the most beloved of his concubines, his
+ cup-bearer, the master of his horse, his chamberlain, the usher of his
+ chamber, and his cook. And upon the anniversary thereof they killed fifty
+ horses, mounted by fifty pages, that they had impaled all up the spine of
+ the back to the throat, and there left them fixed in triumph about his
+ tomb. The men that serve us do it cheaper, and for a less careful and
+ favourable usage than what we treat our hawks, horses and dogs withal. To
+ what solicitude do we not submit for the conveniences of these? I do not
+ think that servants of the most abject condition would willingly do that
+ for their masters that princes think it an honour to do for their beasts.
+ Diogenes seeing his relations solicitous to redeem, him from servitude:
+ “They are fools,” said he; “‘tis he that keeps and
+ nourishes me that in reality serves me.” And they who entertain
+ beasts ought rather to be said to serve them, than to be served by them.
+ And withal in this these have something more generous in that one lion
+ never submitted to another lion, nor one horse to another, for want of
+ courage. As we go to the chase of beasts, so do tigers and lions to the
+ chase of men, and do the same execution upon one another; dogs upon hares,
+ pikes upon tench, swallows upon grass-hoppers, and sparrow-hawks upon
+ blackbirds and larks:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “The stork with snakes and lizards from the wood
+ And pathless wilds supports her callow brood,
+ While Jove’s own eagle, bird of noble blood,
+ Scours the wide country for undaunted food;
+ Sweeps the swift hare or swifter fawn away,
+ And feeds her nestlings with the generous prey.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ We divide the quarry, as well as the pains and labour of the chase, with
+ our hawks and hounds. And about Amphipolis, in Thrace, the hawkers and
+ wild falcons equally divide the prey in the half. As also along the lake
+ Motis, if the fisherman does not honestly leave the wolves an equal share
+ of what he has caught, they presently go and tear his nets in pieces. And
+ as we have a way of sporting that is carried on more by subtlety than
+ force, as springing hares, and angling with line and hook, there is also
+ the like amongst other animals. Aristotle says that the cuttle-fish casts
+ a gut out of her throat as long as a line, which she extends and draws
+ back at pleasure; and as she perceives some little fish approach her she
+ lets it nibble upon the end of this gut, lying herself concealed in the
+ sand or mud, and by little and little draws it in, till the little fish is
+ so near her that at one spring she may catch it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to strength, there is no creature in the world exposed to so many
+ injuries as man. We need not a whale, elephant, or a crocodile, nor any
+ such-like animals, of which one alone is sufficient to dispatch a great
+ number of men, to do our business; lice are sufficient to vacate Sylla’s
+ dictatorship; and the heart and life of a great and triumphant emperor is
+ the breakfast of a little contemptible worm!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why should we say that it is only for man, or knowledge built up by art
+ and meditation, to distinguish the things useful for his being, and proper
+ for the cure of his diseases, and those which are not; to know the virtues
+ of rhubarb and polypody. When we see the goats of Candia, when wounded
+ with an arrow, among a million of plants choose out dittany for their
+ cure; and the tortoise, when she has eaten a viper, immediately go out to
+ look for origanum to purge her; the dragon to rub and clear his eyes with
+ fennel; the storks to give themselves clysters of sea-water; the elephants
+ to draw not only out of their own bodies, and those of their companions,
+ but out of the bodies of their masters too (witness the elephant of King
+ Porus whom Alexander defeated), the darts and javelins thrown at them in
+ battle, and that so dexterously that we ourselves could not do it with so
+ little pain to the patient;&mdash;why do we not say here also that this is
+ knowledge and reason? For to allege, to their disparagement, that ‘tis
+ by the sole instruction and dictate of nature that they know all this, is
+ not to take from them the dignity of knowledge and reason, but with
+ greater force to attribute it to them than to us, for the honour of so
+ infallible a mistress. Chrysippus, though in other things as scornful a
+ judge of the condition of animals as any other philosopher whatever,
+ considering the motions of a dog, who coming to a place where three ways
+ met, either to hunt after his master he has lost, or in pursuit of some
+ game that flies before him, goes snuffing first in one of the ways, and
+ then in another, and, after having made himself sure of two, without
+ finding the trace of what he seeks, dashes into the third without
+ examination, is forced to confess that this reasoning is in the dog:
+ “I have traced my master to this place; he must of necessity be gone
+ one of these three ways; he is not gone this way nor that, he must then
+ infallibly be gone this other;” and that assuring himself by this
+ conclusion, he makes no use of his nose in the third way, nor ever lays it
+ to the ground, but suffers himself to be carried on there bv the force of
+ reason. This sally, purely logical, and this use of propositions divided
+ and conjoined, and the right enumeration of parts, is it not every whit as
+ good that the dog knows all this of himself as well as from Trapezuntius?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Animals are not incapable, however, of being instructed after our method.
+ We teach blackbirds, ravens, pies, and parrots, to speak: and the facility
+ wherewith we see they lend us their voices, and render both them and their
+ breath so supple and pliant, to be formed and confined within a certain
+ number of letters and syllables, does evince that they have a reason
+ within, which renders them so docile and willing to learn. Everybody, I
+ believe, is glutted with the several sorts of tricks that tumblers teach
+ their dogs; the dances, where they do not miss any one cadence of the
+ sound they hear; the several various motions and leaps they make them
+ perform by the command of a word. But I observe this effect with the
+ greatest admiration, which nevertheless is very common, in the dogs that
+ lead the blind, both in the country and in cities: I have taken notice how
+ they stop at certain doors, where they are wont to receive alms; how they
+ avoid the encounter of coaches and carts, even there where they have
+ sufficient room to pass; I have seen them, by the trench of a town,
+ forsake a plain and even path and take a worse, only to keep their masters
+ further from the ditch;&mdash;how could a man have made this dog
+ understand that it was his office to look to his master’s safely
+ only, and to despise his own conveniency to serve him? And how had he the
+ knowledge that a way was wide enough for him that was not so for a blind
+ man? Can all this be apprehended without ratiocination!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I must not omit what Plutarch says he saw of a dog at Rome with the
+ Emperor Vespasian, the father, at the theatre of Marcellus. This dog
+ served a player, that played a farce of several parts and personages, and
+ had therein his part. He had, amongst other things, to counterfeit himself
+ for some time dead, by reason of a certain drug he was supposed to eat
+ After he had swallowed a piece of bread, which passed for the drug, he
+ began after awhile to tremble and stagger, as if he was taken giddy: at
+ last, stretching himself out stiff, as if dead, he suffered himself to be
+ drawn and dragged from place to place, as it was his part to do; and
+ afterward, when he knew it to be time, he began first gently to stir, as
+ if awaking out of a profound sleep, and lifting up his head looked about
+ him after such a manner as astonished all the spectators.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The oxen that served in the royal gardens of Susa, to water them, and turn
+ certain great wheels to draw water for that purpose, to which buckets were
+ fastened (such as there are many in Languedoc), being ordered every one to
+ draw a hundred turns a day, they were so accustomed to this number that it
+ was impossible by any force to make them draw one turn more; but, their
+ task being performed, they would suddenly stop and stand still. We are
+ almost men before we can count a hundred, and have lately discovered
+ nations that have no knowledge of numbers at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is more understanding required in the teaching of’ others than
+ in being taught. Now, setting aside what Democritus held and proved,
+ “That most of the arts we have were taught us by other animals,”
+ as by the spider to weave and sew; by the swallow to build; by the swan
+ and nightingale music; and by several animals to make medicines:&mdash;Aristotle
+ is of opinion “That the nightingales teach their young ones to sing,
+ and spend a great deal of time and care in it;” whence it happens
+ that those we bring up in cages, and which have not had the time to learn
+ of their parents, want much of the grace of their singing: we may judge by
+ this that they improve by discipline and study; and, even amongst the
+ wild, it is not all and every one alike&mdash;every one has learnt to do
+ better or worse, according to their capacity. And so jealous are they one
+ of another, whilst learning, that they contention with emulation, and by
+ so vigorous a contention that sometimes the vanquished fall dead upon the
+ place, the breath rather failing than the voice. The younger ruminate
+ pensively and begin to mutter some broken notes; the disciple listens to
+ the master’s lesson, and gives the best account he is able; they are
+ silent oy turns; one may hear faults corrected and observe some
+ reprehensions of the teacher. “ have formerly seen,” says
+ Arrian, “an elephant having a cymbal hung at each leg, and another
+ fastened to his trunk, at the sound of which all the others danced round
+ about him, rising and bending at certain cadences, as they were guided by
+ the instrument; and ‘twas delightful to hear this harmony.” In
+ the spectacles of Rome there were ordinarily seen elephants taught to move
+ and dance to the sound of the voice, dances wherein were several changes
+ and cadences very hard to learn. And some have been known so intent upon
+ their lesson as privately to practice it by themselves, that they might
+ not be chidden nor beaten by their masters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But this other story of the pie, of which we have Plutarch himself for a
+ warrant, is very strange. She lived in a barber’s shop at Rome, and
+ did wonders in imitating with her voice whatever she heard. It happened
+ one day that certain trumpeters stood a good while sounding before the
+ shop. After that, and all the next day, the pie was pensive, dumb, and
+ melancholic; which every body wondered at, and thought the noise of the
+ trumpets had so stupified and astonished her that her voice was gone with
+ her hearing. But they found at last that it was a profound meditation and
+ a retiring into herself, her thoughts exercising and preparing her voice
+ to imitate the sound of those trumpets, so that the first voice she
+ uttered was perfectly to imitate their strains, stops, and changes; having
+ by this new lesson quitted and taken in disdain all she had learned
+ before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will not omit this other example of a dog, also, which the same Plutarch
+ (I am sadly confounding all order, but I do not propose arrangement here
+ any more than elsewhere throughout my book) which Plutarch says he saw on
+ board a ship. This dog being puzzled how to get the oil that was in the
+ bottom of a jar, which he could not reach with his tongue by reason of the
+ narrow mouth of the vessel, went and fetched stones and let them fall into
+ the jar till he made the oil rise so high that he could reach it. What is
+ this but an effect of a very subtle capacity! ‘Tis said that the
+ ravens of Barbary do the same, when the water they would drink is too low.
+ This action is somewhat akin to what Juba, a king of their nation relates
+ of the elephants: “That when, by the craft of the hunter, one of
+ them is trapped in certain deep pits prepared for them, and covered over
+ with brush to deceive them, all the rest, in great diligence, bring a
+ great many stones and logs of wood to raise the bottom so that he may get
+ out.” But this animal, in several other effects, comes so near to
+ human capacity that, should I particularly relate all that experience hath
+ delivered to us, I should easily have what I usually maintain granted:
+ namely, that there is more difference betwixt such and such a man than
+ betwixt such a beast and such a man. The keeper of an elephant in a
+ private house of Syria robbed him every meal of the half of his allowance.
+ One day his master would himself feed him, and poured the full measure of
+ barley he had ordered for his allowance into his manger which the
+ elephant, casting an angry look at the keeper, with his trunk separated
+ the one-half from the other, and thrust it aside, by that declaring the
+ wrong was done him. And another, having a keeper that mixed stones with
+ his corn to make up the measure, came to the pot where he was boiling meat
+ for his own dinner, and filled it with ashes. These are particular
+ effects: but that which all the world has seen, and all the world knows,
+ that in all the armies of the Levant one of the greatest force consisted
+ in elephants, with whom they did, without comparison, much greater
+ execution than we now do with our artillery; which takes, pretty nearly,
+ their place in a day of battle (as may easily be supposed by such as are
+ well read in ancient history);
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “The sires of these huge animals were wont
+ The Carthaginian Hannibal to mount;
+ Our leaders also did these beasts bestride,
+ And mounted thus Pyrrhus his foes defied;
+ Nay, more, upon their backs they used to bear
+ Castles with armed cohorts to the war.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ They must necessarily have very confidently relied upon the fidelity and
+ understanding of these beasts when they entrusted them with the vanguard
+ of a battle, where the least stop they should have made, by reason of the
+ bulk and heaviness of their bodies, and the least fright that should have
+ made them face about upon their own people, had been enough to spoil all:
+ and there are but few examples where it has happened that they have fallen
+ foul upon their own troops, whereas we ourselves break into our own
+ battalions and rout one another. They had the charge not of one simple
+ movement only, but of many several things to be performed in the battle:
+ as the Spaniards did to their dogs in their new conquest of the Indies, to
+ whom they gave pay and allowed them a share in the spoil; and those
+ animals showed as much dexterity and judgment in pursuing the victory and
+ stopping the pursuit; in charging and retiring, as occasion required; and
+ in distinguishing their friends from their enemies, as they did ardour and
+ fierceness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We more admire and value things that are unusual and strange than those of
+ ordinary observation. I had not else so long insisted upon these examples:
+ for I believe whoever shall strictly observe what we ordinarily see in
+ those animals we have amongst us may there find as wonderful effects as
+ those we seek in remote countries and ages. ‘Tis one and the same
+ nature that rolls on her course, and whoever has sufficiently considered
+ the present state of things, might certainly conclude as to both the
+ future ana the past. I have formerly seen men, brought hither by sea from
+ very distant countries, whose language not being understood by us, and
+ moreover their mien, countenance, and habit, being quite differing from
+ ours; which of us did not repute them savages and brutes! Who did not
+ attribute it to stupidity and want of common sense to see them mute,
+ ignorant of the French tongue, ignorant of our salutations and cringes,
+ our port and behaviour, from which all human nature must by all means take
+ its pattern and example. All that seems strange to us, and that we do not
+ understand, we condemn. The same thing happens also in the judgments we
+ make of beasts. They have several conditions like to ours; from those we
+ may, by comparison, draw some conjecture: but by those qualities that are
+ particular to themselves, what know we what to make of them! The horses,
+ dogs, oxen, sheep, birds, and most of the animals that live amongst us,
+ know our voices, and suffer themselves to be governed by them: so did
+ Crassus’s lamprey, and came when he called it; as also do the eels
+ that are found in the Lake Arethusa; and I have seen several ponds where
+ the fishes come to eat at a certain call of those who use to feed them.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “They every one have names, and one and all
+ Straightway appear at their own master’s call:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ We may judge of that. We may also say that the elephants have some
+ participation of religion forasmuch as after several washings and
+ purifications they are observed to lift up their trunk like arms, and,
+ fixing their eyes towards the rising of the sun, continue long in
+ meditation and contemplation, at certain hours of the days, of their own
+ motion; without instruction or precept But because we do not see any such
+ signs in other animals, we cannot for that conclude that they are without
+ religion, nor make any judgment of what is concealed from us. As we
+ discern something in this action which the philosopher Cleanthes took
+ notice of, because it something resembles our own. He saw, he says,
+ “Ants go from their ant-hill, carrying the dead body of an ant
+ towards another ant-hill, whence several other ants came out to meet them,
+ as if to speak with them; where, after having been a while together, the
+ last returned to consult, you may suppose, with their fellow-citizens, and
+ so made two or three journeys, by reason of the difficulty of
+ capitulation. In the conclusion, the last comers brought the first a worm
+ out of their burrow, as it were for the ransom of the defunct, which the
+ first laid upon their backs and carried home, leaving the dead body to the
+ others.” This was the interpretation that Cleanthes gave of this
+ transaction, giving us by that to understand that those creatures that
+ have no voice are not, nevertheless, without intercourse and mutual
+ communication, whereof ‘tis through our own defect that we do not
+ participate; and for that reason foolishly take upon us to pass our
+ censure. But they yet produce either effects far beyond our capacity, to
+ which we are so far from being able to arrive by imitation that we cannot
+ so much as by imitation conceive it. Many are of opinion that in the great
+ and last naval engagement that Antony lost to Augustus, his admiral galley
+ was stayed in the middle of her course by the little fish the Latins call
+ <i>remora</i>, by reason of the property she has of staying all sorts of
+ vessels to which she fastens herself. And the Emperor Caligula, sailing
+ with a great navy upon the coast of Romania, his galley only was suddenly
+ stayed by the same fish, which, he caused to be taken, fastened as it was
+ to the keel of his ship, very angry that such a little animal could resist
+ both the sea, the wind, and the force of all his oars, by being only
+ fastened by the beak to his galley (for it is a shell-fish); and was
+ moreover, not without great reason, astonished that, being brought to him
+ in the vessel, it had no longer the strength it had without. A citizen of
+ Cyzicus formerly acquired the reputation of a good mathematician for
+ having learnt the quality of the hedge-hog: he has his burrow open in
+ divers places, and to several winds, and, foreseeing the wind that is to
+ come, stops the hole on that side, which that citizen observing, gave the
+ city certain predictions of the wind which was presently to blow. The
+ camlon takes her colour from the place upon which she is laid; but the
+ polypus gives himself what colour he pleases, according to occasion,
+ either to conceal himself from what he fears, or from what he has a design
+ to seize: in the camlon ‘tis a passive, but in the polypus ‘tis
+ an active, change. We have some changes of colour, as in fear, anger,
+ shame, and other passions, that alter our complexions; but it is by the
+ effect of suffering, as with the camlon. It is in the power of the
+ jaundice, indeed, to make us turn yellow, but ‘tis not in the power
+ of our own will. Now these effects that we discover in other animals, much
+ greater than ours, seem to imply some more excellent faculty in them
+ unknown to us; as ‘tis to be presumed there are several other
+ qualities and abilities of theirs, of which no appearances have arrived at
+ us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst all the predictions of elder times, the most ancient and the most
+ certain were those taken from the flight of birds; we have nothing certain
+ like it, nor any thing to be so much admired. That rule and order of the
+ moving of the wing, whence they derived the consequences of future things,
+ must of necessity be guided by some excellent means to so noble an
+ operation: for to attribute this great effect to any natural disposition,
+ without the intelligence, consent, and meditation of him by whom it is
+ produced, is an opinion evidently false. That it is so, the cramp-fish has
+ this quality, not only to benumb all the members that touch her, but even
+ through the nets transmit a heavy dulness into the hands of those that
+ move and handle them; nay, it is further said that if one pour water upon
+ her, he will feel this numbness mount up the water to the hand, and
+ stupefy the feeling through the water. This is a miraculous force; but
+ ‘tis not useless to the cramp-fish; she knows it, and makes use on’t;
+ for, to catch the prey she desires, she will bury herself in the mud, that
+ other fishes swimming over her, struck and benumbed with this coldness of
+ hers, may fall into her power. Cranes, swallows, and other birds of
+ passage, by shifting their abode according to the seasons, sufficiently
+ manifest the knowledge they have of their divining faculty, and put it in
+ use. Huntsmen assure us that to cull out from amongst a great many puppies
+ that which ought to be preserved as the best, the best way is to refer the
+ choice to the mother; as thus, take them and carry them out of the kennel,
+ and the first she brings back will certainly be the best; or if you make a
+ show as if you would environ the kennel with fire, that one she first
+ catches up to save. By which it appears they have a sort of prognostic
+ which we have not; or that they have some virtue in judging of their
+ whelps other and more certain than we have.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The manner of coming into the world, of engendering, nourishing, acting,
+ moving, living and dying of beasts, is so near to ours that whatever we
+ retrench from their moving causes, and add to our own condition above
+ theirs, can by no means proceed from any meditation of our own reason. For
+ the regimen of our health, physicians propose to us the example of the
+ beasts’ manners and way of living; for this saying (out of Plutarch)
+ has in all times been in the mouth of these people: “Keep warm thy
+ feet and head, as to the rest, live like a beast.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chief of all natural actions is generation; we have a certain
+ disposition of members which is the most proper for us to that end;
+ nevertheless, we are ordered by Lucretius to conform to the gesture and
+ posture of the brutes as the most effectual:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ More ferarum,
+ Quadrupedumque magis ritu, plerumque putantur
+ Concipere uxores:
+ Quia sic loca sumere possunt,
+ Pectoribus positis, sublatis semina lumbis;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and the same authority condemns, as hurtful, those indiscreet and impudent
+ motions which the women have added of their own invention, to whom it
+ proposes the more temperate and modest pattern and practice of the beasts
+ of their own sex:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nam mulier prohibet se concipere atque rpugnt,
+ Clunibus ipsa viri Venerem si lta retractet,
+ Atque exossato ciet omni pectore fluctua.
+ Ejicit enim sulci recta regione viaque
+ Vomerem, atque locis avertit seminis ictum.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If it be justice to render to every one their due, the beasts that serve,
+ love, and defend their benefactors, and that pursue and fall upon
+ strangers and those who offend them, do in this represent a certain air of
+ our justice; as also in observing a very equitable equality in the
+ distribution of what they have to their young. And as to friendship, they
+ have it without comparison more lively and constant than men have. King
+ Lysimachus’s dog, Hyrcanus, master being dead, lay on his bed,
+ obstinately refusing either to eat or drink; and, the day that his body
+ was burnt, he took a run and leaped into the fire, where he was consumed,
+ As also did the dog of one Pyrrhus, for he would not stir from off his
+ master’s bed from the time he died; and when they carried him away
+ let himself be carried with him, and at last leaped into the pile where
+ they burnt his master’s body. There are inclinations of affection
+ which sometimes spring in us, without the consultation of reason; and by a
+ fortuitous temerity, which others call sympathy; of which beasts are as
+ capable as we. We see horses take such an acquaintance with one another
+ that we have much ado to make them eat or travel, when separated; we
+ observe them to fancy a particular colour in those of their own kind, and,
+ where they meet it, run to it with great joy and demonstrations of good
+ will, and have a dislike and hatred for some other colour. Animals have
+ choice, as well as we, in their amours, and cull out their mistresses;
+ neither are they exempt from our jealousies and implacable malice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Desires are either natural and necessary, as to eat and drink; or natural
+ and not necessary, as the coupling with females; or neither natural nor
+ necessary; of which last sort are almost all the desires of men; they are
+ all superfluous and artificial. For ‘tis marvellous how little will
+ satisfy nature, how little she has left us to desire; our ragouts and
+ kickshaws are not of her ordering. The Stoics say that a man may live on
+ an olive a day. The delicacy of our wines is no part of her instruction,
+ nor the refinements we introduce into the indulgence of our amorous
+ appetites:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Neque ilia
+ Magno prognatum deposcit consule cunnum.
+
+ “Nature, in her pursuit of love, disclaims
+ The pride of titles, and the pomp of names.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ These irregular desires, that the ignorance of good and a false opinion
+ have infused into us, are so many that they almost exclude all the
+ natural; just as if there were so great a number of strangers in the city
+ as to thrust out the natural inhabitants, or, usurping upon their ancient
+ rights and privileges, should extinguish their authority and introduce new
+ laws and customs of their own. Animals are much more regular than we, and
+ keep themselves with greater moderation within the limits nature has
+ prescribed; but yet not so exactly that they have not sometimes an analogy
+ with our debauches. And as there have been furious desires that have
+ impelled men to the love of beasts, so there have been examples of beasts
+ that have fallen in love with us, and been seized with monstrous affection
+ betwixt kinds; witness the elephant who was rival to Aristophanes the
+ grammarian in the love of a young herb-wench in the city of Alexandria,
+ who was nothing behind him in all the offices of a very passionate suitor;
+ for going through the market where they sold fruit, he would take some in
+ his trunk and carry them to her. He would as much as possible keep her
+ always in his sight, and would sometimes put his trunk under her
+ handkerchief into her bosom, to feel her breasts. They tell also of a
+ dragon in love with a girl, and of a goose enamoured of a child; of a ram
+ that was suitor to the minstrelless Glaucia, in the town of Asopus; and we
+ see not unfrequently baboons furiously in love with women. We see also
+ certain male animals that are fond of the males of their own kind. Oppian
+ and others give us some examples of the reverence that beasts have to
+ their kindred in their copulations; but experience often shows us the
+ contrary:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nec habetur turpe juvenc
+ Ferre patrem tergo; fit equo sua filia conjux;
+ Quasque creavit, init pecudes caper; ipsaque cujus
+ Semine concepta est, ex illo concipit ales.
+
+ “The heifer thinks it not a shame to take
+ Her lusty sire upon her willing back:
+ The horse his daughter leaps, goats scruple not
+ T’ increase the herd by those they have begot;
+ And birds of all sorts do in common live,
+ And by the seed they have conceived conceive.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And for subtle cunning, can there be a more pregnant example than in the
+ philosopher Thales’s mule? who, fording a river, laden with salt,
+ and by accident stumbling there, so that the sacks he carried were all
+ wet, perceiving that by the melting of the salt his burden was something
+ lighter, he never failed, so oft as he came to any river, to lie down with
+ his load; till his master, discovering the knavery, ordered that he should
+ be laden with wood? wherein, finding himself mistaken, he ceased to
+ practise that device. There are several that very vividly represent the
+ true image of our avarice; for we see them infinitely solicitus to get all
+ they can, and hide it with that exceeding great care, though they never
+ make any use of it at all. As to thrift, they surpass us not only in the
+ foresight and laying up, and saving for the time to come, but they have,
+ moreover, a great deal of the science necessary thereto. The ants bring
+ abroad into the sun their grain and seed to air, refresh and dry them when
+ they perceive them to mould and grow musty, lest they should decay and
+ rot. But the caution and prevention they use in gnawing their grains of
+ wheat surpass all imagination of human prudence; for by reason that the
+ wheat does not always continue sound and dry, but grows soft, thaws and
+ dissolves as if it were steeped in milk, whilst hasting to germination;
+ for fear lest it should shoot and lose the nature and property of a
+ magazine for their subsistence, they nibble off the end by which it should
+ shoot and sprout.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what concerns war, which is the greatest and most magnificent of
+ human actions, I would very fain know whether we would use it for an
+ argument of some prerogative or, on contrary, for a testimony of our
+ weakness and imperfection; as, in truth, the science of undoing and
+ killing one another, and of ruining and destroying our own kind, has
+ nothing in it so tempting as to make it be coveted by beasts who have it
+ not.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quando leoni Fortior eripuit vitam leo? quo nemore unquam
+ Expiravit aper majoris dentibus apri?
+
+ “No lion drinks a weaker lion’s gore,
+ No boar expires beneath a stronger boar.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Yet are they not universally exempt; witness the furious encounters of
+ bees, and the enterprises of the princes of the contrary armies:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Spe duobus Regibus incessit magno discordia motu;
+ Continuoque animos vulgi et trepidantia bello
+ Gorda licet long prsciscere.
+
+ “But if contending factions arm the hive,
+ When rival kings in doubtful battle strive,
+ Tumultuous crowds the dread event prepare,
+ And palpitating hearts that beat to war.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I never read this divine description but that, methinks, I there see human
+ folly and vanity represented in their true and lively colours. For these
+ warlike movements, that so ravish us with their astounding noise and
+ horror, this rattle of guns, drums, and cries,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Fulgur ibi ad coelum se tollit, totaque circum
+ re renidescit tellus, subterque virm vi
+ Excitur pedibus sonitus, clamoreque montes
+ Icti rejectant voces ad sidera mundi;
+
+ “When burnish’d arms to heaven dart their rays,
+ And many a steely beam i’ th’ sunlight plays,
+ When trampled is the earth by horse and man,
+ Until the very centre groans again,
+ And that the rocks, struck by the various cries,
+ Reverberate the sound unto the skies;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ in the dreadful embattling of so many thousands of armed men, and so great
+ fury, ardour, and courage, ‘tis pleasant to consider by what idle
+ occasions they are excited, and by how light ones appeased:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Paridis propter narratur amorem
+ Greci Barbari diro collisa duello:
+
+ “Of wanton Paris the illicit love
+ Did Greece and Troy to ten years’ warfare move:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ all Asia was ruined and destroyed for the lust of Paris; the envy of one
+ single man, a despite, a pleasure, a domestic jealousy, causes that ought
+ not to set two oyster-wenches by the ears, is the mover of all this mighty
+ bustle. Shall we believe those very men who are themselves the principal
+ authors of these mischiefs? Let us then hear the greatest, the most
+ powerful, the most victorious emperor that ever was, turning into a jest,
+ very pleasantly and ingeniously, several battles fought both by sea and
+ land, the blood and lives of five hundred thousand men that followed his
+ fortune, and the strength and riches of two parts of the world drained for
+ the expense of his expeditions:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quod futuit Glaphyran Antonius, hanc mihi poenam
+ Fulvia constituit, se quoqne uti futuam.
+ Fulviam ego ut futuam! quid, si me Manius oret
+ Podicem, faciam? Non puto, si sapiam.
+ Aut futue, aut pugnemus, ait
+ Quid, si mihi vitii
+ Charior est ips mentula? Signa canant.
+
+ Qui? moi, que je serve Fulvie!
+ Sufflt-il quelle en ait envie?
+ A ce compte, on verrait se retirer von moi
+ Mille pouses mal satisfaites.
+ Aime-moi, me dit elle, ou combattons. Mais quoi?
+ Elle est bien laide! Allons, sonnes trompettes.
+
+ ‘Cause Anthony is fired with Glaphire’s charms
+ Fain would his Fulvia tempt me to her arms.
+ If Anthony be false, what then? must I
+ Be slave to Fulvia’s lustful tyranny?
+ Then would a thousand wanton, waspish wives,
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ (I use my Latin with the liberty of conscience you are pleased to allow
+ me.) Now this great body, with so many fronts, and so many motions, which
+ seems to threaten heaven and earth:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quam multi Lybico volvuntur marmore fluctus,
+ Svus ubi Orion hibemis conditur undis,
+ Vel quam solo novo dens torrentur Arist,
+ Aut Hermi campo, aut Lyci flaventibus arvis;
+ Scuta sonant, pulsuque pedum tremit excita tellus:
+
+ “Not thicker billows beat the Lybian main,
+ When pale Orion sits in wintry rain;
+ Nor thicker harvests on rich Hermus rise,
+ Or Lycian fields, when Phobus burns the skies,
+ Than stand these troops: their bucklers ring around;
+ Their trampling turns the turf and shakes the solid ground:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ this furious monster, with so many heads and arms, is yet man&mdash;feeble,
+ calamitous, and miserable man! ‘Tis but an ant-hill disturbed and
+ provoked:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ It nigrum campis agmen:
+
+ “The black troop marches to the field:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ a contrary blast, the croaking of a flight of ravens, the stumble of a
+ horse, the casual passage of an eagle, a dream, a voice, a sign, a morning
+ mist, are any one of them sufficient to beat down and overturn him. Dart
+ but a sunbeam in his face, he is melted and vanished. Blow but a little
+ dust in his eyes, as our poet says of the bees, and all our ensigns and
+ legions, with the great Pompey himself at the head of them, are routed and
+ crushed to pieces; for it was he, as I take it, that Sertorious beat in
+ Spain with those fine arms, which also served Eumenes against Antigonus,
+ and Surena against Crassus:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Swarm to my bed like bees into their hives.
+ Declare for love, or war, she said; and frown’d:
+ No love I’ll grant: to arms bid trumpets sound.”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Hi motus animorum, atque hoc certamina tanta,
+ Pulveris exigui jactu compressa quiescent.
+
+ “Yet at thy will these dreadful conflicts cease,
+ Throw but a little dust and all is peace.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us but slip our flies after them, and they will have the force and
+ courage to defeat them. Of fresh memory, the Portuguese having besieged
+ the city of Tamly, in the territory of Xiatine, the inhabitants of the
+ place brought a great many hives, of which are great plenty in that place,
+ upon the wall; and with fire drove the bees so furiously upon the enemy
+ that they gave over the enterprise, not being able to stand their attacks
+ and endure their stings; and so the citizens, by this new sort of relief,
+ gained liberty and the victory with so wonderful a fortune, that at the
+ return of their defenders from the battle they found they had not lost so
+ much as one. The souls of emperors and cobblers are cast in the same
+ mould; the weight and importance of the actions of princes considered, we
+ persuade ourselves that they must be produced by some as weighty and
+ important causes; but we are deceived; for they are pushed on, and pulled
+ back in their motions, by the same springs that we are in our little
+ undertakings. The same reason that makes us wrangle with a neighbour
+ causes a war betwixt princes; the same reason that makes us whip a lackey,
+ falling into the hands of a king makes him ruin a whole province. They are
+ as lightly moved as we, but they are able to do more. In a gnat and an
+ elephant the passion is the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to fidelity, there is no animal in the world so treacherous as man. Our
+ histories have recorded the violent pursuits that dogs have made after the
+ murderers of their masters. King Pyrrhus observing a dog that watched a
+ dead man’s body, and understanding that he had for three days
+ together performed that office, commanded that the body should be buried,
+ and took the dog along with him. One day, as he was at a general muster of
+ his army, this dog, seeing his master’s murderers, with great
+ barking and extreme signs of anger flew upon them, and by this first
+ accusation awakened the revenge of this murder, which was soon after
+ perfected by form of justice. As much was done by the dog of the wise
+ Hesiod, who convicted the sons of Ganictor of Naupactus of the murder
+ committed on the person of his master. Another dog being to guard a temple
+ at Athens, having spied a sacrilegious thief carrying away the finest
+ jewels, fell to barking at him with all his force, but the warders not
+ awaking at the noise, he followed him, and day being broke, kept off at a
+ little distance, without losing sight of him; if he offered him any thing
+ to eat he would not take it, but would wag his tail at all the passengers
+ he met, and took whatever they gave him; and if the thief laid down to
+ sleep, he likewise stayed upon the same place. The news of this dog being
+ come to the warders of the temple they put themselves upon the pursuit,
+ inquiring of the colour of the dog, and at last found him in the city of
+ Cromyon, and the thief also, whom they brought back to Athens, where he
+ got his reward; and the judges, in consideration of this good office,
+ ordered a certain measure of corn for the dog’s daily sustenance, at
+ the public charge, and the priests to take care of it. Plutarch delivers
+ this story for a certain truth, and that it happened in the age wherein he
+ lived.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to gratitude (for I think we need bring this word into a little
+ repute), this one example, which Apion reports himself to have been an
+ eye-witness of, shall suffice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “One day,” says he, “at Rome, they entertained the
+ people with the sight of the fighting of several strange beasts, and
+ principally of lions of an unusual size; there was one amongst the rest
+ who, by his furious deportment, by the strength and largeness of his
+ limbs, and by his loud and dreadful roaring, attracted the eyes of all the
+ spectators. Amongst other slaves that were presented to the people in this
+ combat of beasts there was one Androdus, of Dacia, belonging to a Roman
+ lord of consular dignity. This lion having seen him at a distance first
+ made a sudden stop, as it were in a wondering posture, and then softly
+ approached nearer in a gentle and peaceable manner, as if it were to enter
+ into acquaintance with him. This being done, and being now assured of what
+ he sought for, he began to wag his tail, as dogs do when they flatter
+ their masters, and to kiss and lick the hands and thighs of the poor
+ wretch, who was beside himself, and almost dead with fear. Androdus being
+ by this kindness of the lion a little come to himself, and having taken so
+ much heart as to consider and know him, it was a singular pleasure to see
+ the joy and caresses that passed betwixt them. At which the people
+ breaking into loud acclamations of joy, the emperor caused the slave to be
+ called, to know from him the cause of so strange an event; who thereupon
+ told him a new and a very strange story: “My master,” said he,
+ “being pro-consul in Africa, I was constrained, by his severity and
+ cruel usage, being daily beaten, to steal from him and run away; and, to
+ hide myself secretly from a person of so great authority in the province,
+ I thought it my best way to fly to the solitudes, sands, and uninhabitable
+ parts of that country, resolving that in case the means of supporting life
+ should chance to fail me, to make some shift or other to kill myself. The
+ sun being excessively hot at noon, and the heat intolerable, I lit upon a
+ private and almost inaccessible cave, and went into it Soon after there
+ came in to me this lion, with one foot wounded and bloody, complaining and
+ groaning with the pain he endured. At his coming I was exceeding afraid;
+ but he having spied me hid in the comer of his den, came gently to me,
+ holding out and showing me his wounded foot, as if he demanded my
+ assistance in his distress. I then drew out a great splinter he had got
+ there, and, growing a little more familiar with him, squeezing the wound
+ thrust out the matter, dirt, and gravel which was got into it, and wiped
+ and cleansed it the best I could. He, finding himself something better,
+ and much eased of his pain, laid him down to rest, and presently fell
+ asleep with his foot in my hand. From that time forward he and I lived
+ together in this cave three whole years upon one and the same diet; for of
+ the beasts that he killed in hunting he always brought me the best pieces,
+ which I roasted in the sun for want of fire, and so ate it. At last,
+ growing weary of this wild and brutish life, the lion being one day gone
+ abroad to hunt for our ordinary provision, I departed thence, and the
+ third day after was taken by the soldiers, who brought me from Africa to
+ this city to my master, who presently condemned me to die, and to be thus
+ exposed to the wild beasts. Now, by what I see, this lion was also taken
+ soon after, who has now sought to recompense me for the benefit and cure
+ that he received at my hands.” This is the story that Androdus told
+ the emperor, which he also conveyed from hand to hand to the people;
+ wherefore, at the general request, he was absolved from his sentence and
+ set at liberty, and the lion was, by order of the people, presented to
+ him. “We afterwards saw,” says Apion, “Androdus leading
+ this lion, in nothing but a small leash, from tavern to tavern at Rome,
+ and receiving what money every body would give him, the lion being so
+ gentle as to suffer himself to be covered with the flowers that the people
+ threw upon him, every one that met him saying, ‘There goes the lion
+ that entertained the man; there goes the man that cured the lion.’”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We often lament the loss of beasts we love, and so do they the loss of us:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Post, bellator equus, positis insignibus, thon
+ It lacrymans, guttisque humectt grandibus ora.
+
+ “To close the pomp, thon, the steed of state.
+ Is led, the fun’ral of his lord to wait.
+ Stripped of his trappings, with a sullen pace
+ He walks, and the big tears run rolling down his face.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ As some nations have their wives in common, and some others have every one
+ his own, is not the same seen among beasts, and marriages better kept than
+ ours? As to the society and confederation they make amongst themselves, to
+ league together and to give one another mutual assistance, is it not known
+ that oxen, hogs, and other animals, at the cry of any of their kind that
+ we offend, all the herd run to his aid and embody for his defence? The
+ fish Scarus, when he has swallowed the angler’s hook, his fellows
+ all crowd about him and gnaw the line in pieces; and if, by chance, one be
+ got into the bow net, the others present him their tails on the outside,
+ which he holding fast with his teeth, they after that manner disengage and
+ draw him out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mullets, when one of their companions is engaged, cross the line over
+ their back, and, with a fin they have there, indented like a saw, cut and
+ saw it asunder. As to the particular offices that we receive from one
+ another for the service of life, there are several like examples amongst
+ them. ‘Tis said that the whale never moves that she has not always
+ before her a little fish like the sea-gudgeon, for this reason called the
+ guide-fish, whom the whale follows, suffering himself to be led and turned
+ with as great facility as the rudder guides the ship; in recompense of
+ which service also, whereas all the other things, whether beast or vessel,
+ that enter into the dreadful gulf of this monster’s mouth, are
+ immediately lost and swallowed up, this little fish retires into it in
+ great security, and there sleeps, during which time the whale never stirs;
+ but so soon as ever it goes out he immediately follows it; and if by
+ accident he loses the sight of his little guide, he goes wandering here
+ and there, and strikes his sides against the rocks like a ship that has
+ lost her helm; which Plutarch affirms to have seen in the island of
+ Anticyra. There is a like society betwixt the little bird called the wren
+ and the crocodile. The wren serves for a sentinel over this great animal;
+ and if the ichneumon, his mortal enemy, approach to fight him, this little
+ bird, for fear lest he should surprise him asleep, both with his voice and
+ bill rouses him and gives him notice of his danger. He feeds of this
+ monster’s leavings, who receives him familiarly into his mouth,
+ suffering him to peck in his jaws and betwixt his teeth, and thence to
+ pick out the bits of flesh that remain; and when he has a mind to shut his
+ mouth, he first gives the bird warning to go out by closing it by little
+ and little, and without bruising or doing it any harm at all. The
+ shell-fish called the naker, lives in the same intelligence with the
+ shrimp, a little sort of animal of the lobster kind, which serves him in
+ the nature of a porter, sitting at the opening of the shell, which the
+ naker keeps always gaping and open till the shrimp sees some little fish,
+ proper for their prey, within the hollow of the shell, where she enters
+ too, and pinches the naker so to the quick that she is forced to close her
+ shell, where they two together devour the prey they have trapped in their
+ fort. In the manner of living of the tunnies we observe a singular
+ knowledge of the three parts of mathematics. As to astrology, they teach
+ it men, for they stay in the place where they are surprised by the brumal
+ solstice, and never stir thence till the next equinox; for which reason
+ Aristotle himself attributes to them this science. As to geometry and
+ arithmetic, they always form their numbers in the figure of a cube, every
+ way square, and make up the body of a battalion, solid, close, and
+ environed round with six equal sides, and swim in this square order, as
+ large behind as before; so that whoever in seeing them can count one rank
+ may easily number the whole troop, by reason that the depth is equal to
+ the breadth, and the breadth to the length.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to magnanimity, it will be hard to exhibit a better instance of it than
+ in the example of the great dog sent to Alexander the Great from the
+ Indies. They first brought him a stag to encounter, next a boar, and after
+ that a bear, all which he slighted, and disdained to stir from his place;
+ but when he saw a lion he then immediately roused himself, evidently
+ manifesting that he declared that alone worthy to enter the lists with
+ him. Touching repentance and the acknowledgment of faults, ‘tis
+ reported of an elephant that, having in the impetuosity of his rage killed
+ his keeper, he fell into so extreme a sorrow that he would never after
+ eat, but starved himself to death. And as to clemency, ‘tis said of
+ a tiger, the most cruel of all beasts, that a kid having been put in to
+ him, he suffered a two days’ hunger rather than hurt it, and the
+ third broke the grate he was shut up in, to seek elsewhere for prey; so
+ unwilling he was to fall upon the kid, his familiar and his guest, And as
+ to the laws of familiarity and agreement, formed by conversation, it
+ ordinarily happens that we bring up cats, dogs, and hares, tame together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But that which seamen by experience know, and particularly in the Sicilian
+ Sea, of the quality of the halcyons, surpasses all human thought of what
+ kind of animal has nature even so much honoured the birth? The poets
+ indeed say that one only island, Delos, which was before a floating
+ island, was fixed for the service of Latona’s lying-in; but God has
+ ordered that the whole ocean should be stayed, made stable and smooth,
+ without waves, without winds or rain, whilst the halcyon produces her
+ young, which is just about the solstice, the shortest day of the year; so
+ that by her privilege we have seven days and seven nights in the very
+ heart of winter wherein we may sail without danger. Their females never
+ have to do with any other male but their own, whom they serve and assist
+ all their lives, without ever forsaking him. If he becomes weak and broken
+ with age, they take him upon their shoulders and carry him from place to
+ place, and serve him till death. But the most inquisitive into the secrets
+ of nature could never yet arrive at the knowledge of the wonderful fabric
+ wherewith the halcyon builds her nest for her little ones, nor guess at
+ the materials. Plutarch, who has seen and handled many of them, thinks it
+ is the bones of some fish which she joins and binds together, interlacing
+ them, some lengthwise and others across, and adding ribs and hoops in such
+ manner that she forms at last a round vessel fit to launch; which being
+ done, and the building finished, she carries it to the beach, where the
+ sea beating gently against it shows where she is to mend what is not well
+ jointed and knit, and where better to fortify the seams that are leaky,
+ that open at the beating of the waves; and, on the contrary, what is well
+ built and has had the due finishing, the beating of the waves does so
+ close and bind together that it is not to be broken or cracked by blows
+ either of stone or iron without very much ado. And that which is more to
+ be admired is the proportion and figure of the cavity within, which is
+ composed and proportioned after such a manner as not to receive or admit
+ any other thing than the bird that built it; for to any thing else it is
+ so impenetrable, close, and shut, nothing can enter, not so much as the
+ water of the sea. This is a very dear description of this building, and
+ borrowed from a very good hand; and yet me-thinks it does not give us
+ sufficient light into the difficulty of this architecture. Now from what
+ vanity can it proceed to despise and look down upon, and disdainfully to
+ interpret, effects that we can neither imitate nor comprehend?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To pursue a little further this equality and correspondence betwixt us and
+ beasts, the privilege our soul so much glorifies herself upon, of things
+ she conceives to her own law, of striping all things that come to her of
+ their mortal and corporeal qualities, of ordering and placing things she
+ conceives worthy her taking notice of, stripping and divesting them of
+ their corruptible qualities, and making them to lay aside length, breadth,
+ depth, weight, colour, smell, roughness, smoothness, hardness, softness,
+ and all sensible accidents, as mean and superfluous vestments, to
+ accommodate them to her own immortal and spiritual condition; as Rome and
+ Paris, for example, that I have in my fancy, Paris that I imagine, I
+ imagine and comprehend it without greatness and without place, without
+ stone, without plaster, and without wood; this very same privilege, I say,
+ seems evidently to be in beasts; for a courser accustomed to trumpets, to
+ musket-shots, and battles, whom we see start and tremble in his sleep and
+ stretched upon his litter, as if he were in a fight; it is almost certain
+ that he conceives in his soul the beat of a drum without noise, and an
+ army without arms and without body:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quippe videbis equos fortes, cum membra jacebunt
+ In somnis, sudare tamen, spirareque spe,
+ Et quasi de palm summas contendere vires:
+
+ “You shall see maneg’d horses in their sleep
+ Sweat, snort, start, tremble, and a clutter keep,
+ As if with all their force they striving were
+ The victor’s palm proudly away to bear:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ the hare, that a greyhound imagines in his sleep, after which we see him
+ pant so whilst he sleeps, stretch out his tail, shake his legs, and
+ perfectly represents all the motions of a course, is a hare without fur
+ and without bones:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Venantumque canes in molli spe quiete
+ Jactant crura tamen subito, vocesque repente
+ Mittunt, et crebras reducunt naribus auras,
+ Ut vestigia si teneant inventa ferarum:
+ Expergeftique sequuntur inania spe
+ Cervorum simulacra, fag quasi dedita cernant;
+ Donee discussis redeant erroribus ad se:
+
+ “And hounds stir often in their quiet rest,
+ Spending their mouths, as if upon a quest,
+ Snuff, and breathe quick and short, as if they went
+ In a full chase upon a burning scent:
+ Nay, being wak’d, imagin’d stags pursue,
+ As if they had them in their real view,
+ Till, having shook themselves more broad awake,
+ They do at last discover the mistake:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ the watch-dogs, that we often observe to snarl in their dreams, and
+ afterwards bark out, and start up as if they perceived some stranger at
+ hand; the stranger that their soul discerns is a man spiritual and
+ imperceptible, without dimension, without colour, and without being:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Consueta domi catulorum blanda propago
+ Degere, spe levem ex oculis volucremque soporem
+ Discutere, et corpus de terra corripere instant,
+ Proinde quasi ignotas facies atque ora tuantur.
+
+ “The fawning whelps of household curs will rise,
+ And, shaking the soft slumber from their eyes,
+ Oft bark and stare at ev’ry one within,
+ As upon faces they had never seen.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ to the beauty of the body, before I proceed any further I should know
+ whether or no we are agreed about the description. ‘Tis likely we do
+ not well know what beauty is in nature and in general, since to our own
+ human beauty we give so many divers forms, of which, were there any
+ natural rule and prescription, we should know it in common, as the heat of
+ the fire. But we fancy the forms according to our own appetite and liking:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Turpis Romano Belgicus ore color:
+
+ “A German hue ill suits, a Roman face.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The Indians paint it black and tawny, with great swelled lips, wide flat
+ noses and load the cartilage betwixt the nostrils with great rings of
+ gold, to make it hang down to the mouth; as also the under lip with great
+ hoops, enriched with precious stones, that weigh them down to fall upon
+ the chin, it being with them a singular grace to show their teeth, even
+ below the roots. In Peru the greatest ears are the most beautiful, which
+ they stretch out as far as they can by art. And a man now living says that
+ he has seen in an eastern nation this care of enlarging them in so great
+ repute, and the ear loaded with so ponderous jewels, that he did with
+ great ease put his arm, sleeve and all, through the hole of an ear. There
+ are elsewhere nations that take great care to black their teeth, and hate
+ to see them white, whilst others paint them red. The women are reputed
+ more beautiful, not only in Biscay, but elsewhere, for having their heads
+ shaved; and, which is more, in certain frozen countries, as Pliny reports.
+ The Mexicans esteem a low forehead a great beauty, and though they shave
+ all other parts, they nourish hair on the forehead and increase it by art,
+ and have great breasts in so great reputation that they affect to give
+ their children suck over their shoulders. We should paint deformity so.
+ The Italians fashion it gross and massy; the Spaniards gaunt and slender;
+ and amongst us one has it white, another brown; one soft and delicate,
+ another strong and vigorous; one will have his mistress soft and gentle,
+ others haughty and majestic. Just as the preference in beauty that Plato
+ attributes to the spherical figure the Epicureans gave rather to the
+ pyramidal or square, and cannot swallow a god in the form of a bowl. But,
+ be it how it will, nature has no more privileged us in this from her
+ common laws than in the rest And if we will judge ourselves aright, we
+ shall find that, if there be some animals less favoured in this than we,
+ there are others, and in greater number, that are more; <i>a multis
+ animalibus decore vincimur</i> “Many animals surpass us in beauty,”
+ even among the terrestrial, our compatriots; for as to those of sea,
+ setting the figure aside, which cannot fall into any manner of proportion,
+ being so much another thing in colour, clearness, smoothness, and
+ arrangement, we sufficiently give place to them; and no less, in all
+ qualities, to the aerial. And this prerogative that the poets make such a
+ mighty matter of, our erect stature, looking towards heaven our original,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Pronaque cum spectent animalia ctera terrain,
+ Os homini sublime ddit, columque tueri
+ Jussit, et erectos ad sidera tollere vultus,
+
+ “Whilst all the brutal creatures downward bend
+ Their sight, and to their earthly mother tend,
+ He set man’s face aloft, that, with his eyes
+ Uplifted, he might view the starry skies,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ is truly poetical; for there are several little beasts who have their
+ sight absolutely turned towards heaven; and I find the gesture of camels
+ and ostriches much higher raised and more erect than ours. What animals
+ have not their faces above and not before, and do not look opposite, as we
+ do; and that do not in their natural posture discover as much of heaven
+ and earth as man? And what qualities of our bodily constitution, in Plato
+ and Cicero, may not indifferently serve a thousand sorts of beasts? Those
+ that most resemble us are the most despicable and deformed of all the
+ herd; for those, as to outward appearance and form of visage, are baboons:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Simia quam similis, turpissima bestia, nobis?
+
+ “How like to man, in visage and in shape,
+ Is, of all beasts the most uncouth, the ape?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ as to the internal and vital parts, the hog. In earnest, when I consider
+ man stark naked, even in that sex which seems to have greatest share of
+ beauty, his defects, natural subjection, and imperfections, I find that we
+ have more reason than any other animal, to cover ourselves; and are to be
+ excused from borrowing of those to whom nature has in this been kinder
+ than to us, to trick ourselves out with their beauties, and hide ourselves
+ under their spoils, their wool, feathers, hair, and silk. Let us observe,
+ as to the rest, that man is the sole animal whose nudities offend his own
+ companions, and the only one who in his natural actions withdraws and
+ hides himself from his own kind. And really ‘tis also an effect
+ worth consideration, that they who are masters in the trade prescribe, as
+ a remedy for amorous passions, the full and free view of the body a man
+ desires; for that to cool the ardour there needs no more but freely and
+ fully to see what he loves:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ille quod obscnas in aperto corpore partes
+ Viderat, in cursu qui fuit, hsit amor.
+
+ “The love that’s tilting when those parts appear
+ Open to view, flags in the hot career,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And, although this receipt may peradventure proceed from a nice and cold
+ humour, it is notwithstanding a very great sign of our deficiencies that
+ use and acquaintance should make us disgust one another. It is not
+ modesty, so much as cunning and prudence, that makes our ladies so
+ circumspect to refuse us admittance into their cabinets before they are
+ painted and tricked up for the public view:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nec Veneres nostras hoc fallit; quo magis ips
+ Omnia summopere hos vit postscenia celant,
+ Quos retinere volunt, adstrictoque esse in amore:
+
+ “Of this our ladies are full well aware,
+ Which make them, with such privacy and care,
+ Behind the scene all those defects remove,
+ Likely to check the flame of those they love,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ whereas, in several animals there is nothing that we do not love, and that
+ does not please our senses; so that from their very excrements we do not
+ only extract wherewith to heighten our sauces, but also our richest
+ ornaments and perfumes. This discourse reflects upon none but the ordinary
+ sort of women, and is not so sacrilegious as to comprehend those divine,
+ supernatural, and extraordinary beauties, which we see shine occasionally
+ among us like stars under a corporeal and terrestrial veil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, the very share that we allow to beasts of the bounty of
+ nature, by our own confession, is very much to their advantage. We
+ attribute to ourselves imaginary and fantastic good, future and absent
+ good, for which human capacity cannot of herself be responsible; or good,
+ that we falsely attribute to ourselves by the license of opinion, as
+ reason, knowledge, and honour, and leave to them for their dividend,
+ essential, durable, and palpable good, as peace, repose, security,
+ innocence, and health; health, I say, the fairest and richest present that
+ nature can make us. Insomuch that philosophy, even the Stoic, is so bold
+ as to say, “That Heraclitus and Pherecides, could they have trucked
+ their wisdom for health, and have delivered themselves, the one of his
+ dropsy, and the other of the lousy disease that tormented him, they had
+ done well.” By which they set a greater value upon wisdom, comparing
+ and putting it into the balance with health, than they do with this other
+ proposition, which is also theirs; they say that if Circe had presented
+ Ulysses with the two potions, the one to make a fool become a wise man,
+ and the other to make a wise man become a fool, that Ulysses ought rather
+ to have chosen the last, than consent to that by which Circe changed his
+ human figure into that of a beast; and say that wisdom itself would have
+ spoke to him after this manner: “Forsake me, let me alone, rather
+ than lodge me under the body and figure of an ass.” How! the
+ philosophers, then will abandon this great and divine wisdom for this
+ corporeal and terrestrial covering? It is then no more by reason, by
+ discourse, and by the soul, that we excel beasts; ‘tis by our
+ beauty, our fair complexion, and our fine symmetry of parts, for which we
+ must quit our intelligence, our prudence, and all the rest. Well, I accept
+ this open and free confession; certainly they knew that those parts, upon
+ which we so much value ourselves, are no other than vain fancy. If beasts
+ then had all the virtue, knowledge, wisdom, and stoical perfection, they
+ would still be beasts, and would not be comparable to man, miserable,
+ wicked, mad, man. For, in short, whatever is not as we are is nothing
+ worth; and God, to procure himself an esteem among us, must put himself
+ into that shape, as we shall show anon. By which it appears that it is not
+ upon any true ground of reason, but by a foolish pride and vain opinion,
+ that we prefer ourselves before other animals, and separate ourselves from
+ their society and condition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to return to what I was upon before; we have for our part inconstancy,
+ irresolution, incertitude, sorrow, superstition, solicitude of things to
+ come, even after we shall be no more, ambition, avarice, jealousy, envy,
+ irregular, frantic, and untamed appetites, war, lying, disloyalty,
+ detraction, and curiosity. Doubtless, we have strangely overpaid this fine
+ reason, upon which we so much glorify ourselves, and this capacity of
+ judging and knowing, if we have bought it at the price of this infinite
+ number of passions to which we are eternally subject. Unless we shall also
+ think fit, as even Socrates does, to add to the counterpoise that notable
+ prerogative above beasts, That whereas nature has prescribed them certain
+ seasons and limits for the delights of Venus, she has given us the reins
+ at all hours and all seasons.” <i>Ut vinum ogrotis, quia prodest
+ rar, nocet sopissime, melius est non adhibere omnino, quam, spe dubio
+ salutis, in apertam per-niciem incurrere; sic, haud scio an melius fuerit
+ humano generi motum istum celerem cogitationis, acumen, solertiam, quam
+ rationem vocamus, quoniam pestifera sint multis, ad-modum paucis
+ saluiaria, non dari omnino, quam tam muniice et tam large dari?</i> As it
+ falls out that wine often hurting the sick, and very rarely doing them
+ good, it is better not to give them any at all than to run into an
+ apparent danger out of hope of an uncertain benefit, so I know not whether
+ it had not been better for mankind that this quick motion, this
+ penetration, this subtlety that we call reason, had not been given to man
+ at all; considering how pestiferous it is to many, and useful but to few,
+ than to have been conferred in so abundant manner, and with so liberal a
+ hand.” Of what advantage can we conceive the knowledge of so many
+ things was to Yarro and Aristotle? Did it exempt them from human
+ inconveniences? Were they by it freed from the accidents that lay heavy
+ upon the shoulders of a porter? Did they extract from their logic any
+ consolation for the gout? Or, for knowing how this humour is lodged in the
+ joints, did they feel it the less? Did they enter into composition with
+ death by knowing that some nations rejoice at his approach; or with
+ cuckoldry, by knowing that in some parts of the world wives are in common?
+ On the contrary, having been reputed the greatest men for knowledge, the
+ one amongst the Romans and the other amongst the Greeks, and in a time
+ when learning did most flourish, we have not heard, nevertheless, that
+ they had any particular excellence in their lives; nay, the Greek had
+ enough to do to clear himself from some notable blemishes in his. Have we
+ observed that pleasure and health have a better relish with him that
+ understands astrology and grammar than with others?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Illiterati num minus nervi rigent?
+
+ “Th’ illiterate ploughman is as fit
+ For Venus’ service as the wit:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ or shame and poverty less troublesome to the first than to the last?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Scilicet et morbis et debilitate carebis,
+ Et luctum et curam effugies, et tempora vit
+ Longa tibi post hc fato meliore dabuntur.
+
+ “Disease thy couch shall flee,
+ And sorrow and care; yes, thou, be sure, wilt see
+ Long years of happiness, till now unknown.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I have known in my time a hundred artisans, a hundred labourers, wiser and
+ more happy than the rectors of the university, and whom I had much rather
+ have resembled. Learning, methinks, has its place amongst the necessary,
+ things of life, as glory, nobility, dignity, or at the most, as beauty,
+ riches, and such other qualities, which indeed are useful to it, but
+ remotely, and more by opinion than by nature. We stand very little more in
+ need of offices, rules, and laws of living in our society, than cranes and
+ ants do in theirs; and yet we see that these carry themselves very
+ regularly without erudition. If man was wise, he would take the true value
+ of every thing according as it was useful and proper to his life. Whoever
+ will number us by our actions and deportments will find many more
+ excellent men amongst the ignorant than among the learned; aye, in all
+ sorts of virtue. Old Rome seems to me to have been of much greater value,
+ both for peace and war, than that learned Rome that ruined itself. And,
+ though all the rest should be equal, yet integrity and innocency would
+ remain to the ancients, for they cohabit singularly well with simplicity.
+ But I will leave this discourse, that would lead me farther than I am
+ willing to follow; and shall only say this further, ‘tis only
+ humility and submission that can make a complete good man. We are not to
+ leave the knowledge of his duty to every man’s own judgment; we are
+ to prescribe it to him, and not suffer him to choose it at his own
+ discretion; otherwise, according to the imbecility, and infinite variety
+ of our reasons and opinions, we should at large forge ourselves duties
+ that would, as Epicurus says, enjoin us to eat one another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first law that ever God gave to man was a law of pure obedience; it
+ was a commandment naked and simple, wherein man had nothing to inquire
+ after, nor to dispute; forasmuch as to obey is the proper office of a
+ rational soul, acknowledging a heavenly superior and benefactor. From
+ obedience and submission spring all other virtues, as all sin does from
+ selfopinion. And, on the contrary, the first temptation that by the devil
+ was offered to human nature, its first poison insinuated itself into us by
+ the promise made us of knowledge and wisdom; <i>Eritis sicut Dii, scientes
+ bonum et malum.</i> “Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.”
+ And the sirens, in Homer, to allure Ulysses, and draw him within the
+ danger of their snares, offered to give him knowledge. The plague of man
+ is the opinion of wisdom; and for this reason it is that ignorance is so
+ recommended to us, by our religion, as proper to faith and obedience; <i>Cavete
+ ne quis vos decipiat per philosophiam et inanes seductiones, secundum
+ elementa mundi.</i> “Take heed, lest any man deceive you by
+ philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, and the rudiments
+ of the world.” There is in this a general consent amongst all sorts
+ of philosophers, that the sovereign good consists in the tranquillity of
+ the soul and body; but where shall we find it?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ad summum, sapiens uno minor est Jove, dives,
+ Liber, honoratus, pulcher, rex deniqne regum;
+ Prcipue sanus, nisi cum pituita molesta est:
+
+ “In short, the wise is only less than Jove,
+ Rich, free, and handsome; nay, a king above
+ All earthly kings; with health supremely blest,
+ Excepting when a cold disturbs his rest!”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ It seems, in truth, that nature, for the consolation of our miserable and
+ wretched state, has only given us presumption for our inheritance. ‘Tis
+ as Epictetus says, that man has nothing properly his own, but the use of
+ his opinion; we have nothing but wind and smoke for our portion. The gods
+ have health in essence, says philosophy, and sickness in intelligence.
+ Man, on the contrary, possesses his goods by fancy, his ills in essence.
+ We have reason to magnify the power of our imagination; for all our goods
+ are only in dream. Hear this poor calamitous animal huff! “There is
+ nothing,” says Cicero, “so charming as the employment of
+ letters; of letters, I say, by means whereof the infinity of things, the
+ immense grandeur of nature, the heavens even in this world, the earth, and
+ the seas are discovered to us; ‘tis they that have taught us
+ religion, moderation, and the grandeur of courage, and that have rescued
+ our souls from darkness, to make her see all things, high, low, first,
+ last, and middling; ‘tis they that furnish us wherewith to live
+ happily and well, and conduct us to pass over our lives without
+ displeasure, and without offence.” Does not this man seem to speak
+ of the condition of the ever-living and almighty God? But as to effects, a
+ thousand little countrywomen have lived lives more equal, more sweet, and
+ constant than his.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Deus ille fuit, deus, inclyte Memmi,
+ Qui princeps vit rationem invenit earn, qu
+ Nunc appellatur sapientia; quique per artem
+ Fluctibus tantis vitam, tantisque tenebris,
+ In tam tranquilla et tam clara luce locavit:
+
+ “That god, great Memmus, was a god no doubt
+ Who, prince of life, first found that reason out
+ Now wisdom called; and by his art, who did
+ That life in tempests tost, and darkness hid,
+ Place in so great a calm, and clear a light:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ here are brave ranting words; but a very slight accident put this man’s
+ understanding in a worse condition than that of the meanest shepherd,
+ notwithstanding this instructing god, this divine wisdom. Of the same
+ stamp and impudence is the promise of Democritus’s book: “I am
+ going to speak of all things;” and that foolish title that Aristotle
+ prefixes to one of his, order only afforded him a few lucid intervals
+ which he employed in composing his book, and at last made him kill
+ himself,&mdash;Eusebius’s Chronicon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the Mortal Gods; and the judgment of Chrysippus, that “Dion was
+ as virtuous as God;” and my Seneca himself says, that “God had
+ given him life; but that to live well was his own;” conformably to
+ this other: <i>In virtute vere gloriamur; quod non contingeret, si id
+ donum Deo, non nobis haberemus:</i> “We truly glory in our virtue;
+ which would not be, if it was given us of God, and not by ourselves;”
+ this is also Seneca’s saying; “that the wise man hath
+ fortitude equal with God, but that his is in spite of human frailty,
+ wherein therefore he more than equals God.” There is nothing so
+ ordinary as to meet with sallies of the like temerity; there is none of
+ us, who take so much offence to see himself equalled with God, as he does
+ to see himself undervalued by being ranked with other creatures; so much
+ more are we jealous of our own interest than that of our Creator.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But we must trample under foot this foolish vanity, and briskly and boldly
+ shake the ridiculous foundation upon which these false opinions are
+ founded. So long as man shall believe he has any means and power of
+ himself, he will never acknowledge what he owes to his Maker; his eggs
+ shall always be chickens, as the saying is; we must therefore strip him to
+ his shirt. Let us see some notable examples of the effects of his
+ philosophy: Posidonius being tormented with a disease so painful as made
+ him writhe his arms and gnash his teeth, thought he sufficiently scorned
+ the dolour, by crying out against it: “Thou mayst do thy worst, I
+ will not confess that thou art an evil.” He was as sensible of the
+ pain as my footman, but he made a bravado of bridling his tongue, at
+ least, and restraining it within the laws of his sect: <i>Re succumbere
+ non oportebat, verbis gloriantem.</i> “It did not become him, that
+ spoke so big, to confess his frailty when he came to the test.”
+ Arcesilas being ill of the gout, and Car-neades, who had come to see him,
+ going away troubled at his condition, he called him back, and showing him
+ his feet and breast: “There is nothing comes thence hither,”
+ said he. This has something a better grace, for he feels himself in pain,
+ and would be disengaged from it; but his heart, notwithstanding, is not
+ conquered nor subdued by it. The other stands more obstinately to his
+ point, but, I fear, rather verbally than really. And Dionysius
+ Heracleotes, afflicted with a vehement smarting in his eyes, was reduced
+ to quit these stoical resolutions. But even though knowledge should, in
+ effect, do as they say, and could blunt the point, and dull the edge, of
+ the misfortunes that attend us, what does she, more than what ignorance
+ does more purely and evidently?&mdash;The philosopher Pyrrho, being at sea
+ in very great danger, by reason of a mighty storm, presented nothing to
+ the imitation of those who were with him, in that extremity, but a hog
+ they had on board, that was fearless and unconcerned at the tempest.
+ Philosophy, when she has said all she can, refers us at last to the
+ example of a gladiator, wrestler, or muleteer, in which sort of people we
+ commonly observe much less apprehension of death, sense of pain, and other
+ inconveniences, and more of endurance, than ever knowledge furnished any
+ one withal, that was not bom and bred to hardship. What is the cause that
+ we make incisions, and cut the tender limbs of an infant, and those of a
+ horse, more easily than our own&mdash;but ignorance only? How many has
+ mere force of imagination made sick? We often see men cause themselves to
+ be let blood, purged, and physicked, to be cured of diseases they only
+ feel in opinion.&mdash;When real infirmities fail us, knowledge lends us
+ her’s; that colour, that complexion, portend some catarrhous
+ defluxion; this hot season threatens us with a fever; this breach in the
+ life-line of your left hand gives you notice of some near and dangerous
+ indisposition; and at last she roundly attacks health itself; saying, this
+ sprightliness and vigour of youth cannot continue in this posture; there
+ must be blood taken, and the heat abated, lest it turn against yourself.
+ Compare the life of a man subjected to such imaginations, to that of a
+ labourer that suffers himself to be led by his natural appetite, measuring
+ things only by the present sense, without knowledge, and without
+ prognostic, that feels no pain or sickness, but when he is really ill.
+ Whereas the other has the stone in his soul, before he has it in his
+ bladder; as if it were not time enough to suffer the evil when it shall
+ come, he must anticipate it by fancy, and run to meet it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What I say of physic may generally serve in example for all other
+ sciences. Thence is derived that ancient opinion of the philosophers that
+ placed the sovereign good in the discovery of the weakness of our judgment
+ My ignorance affords me as much occasion of hope as of fear; and having no
+ other rule for my health than that of the examples of others, and of
+ events I see elsewhere upon the like occasion, I find of all sorts, and
+ rely upon those which by comparison are most favourable to me. I receive
+ health with open arms, free, full, and entire, and by so much the more
+ whet my appetite to enjoy it, by how much it is at present less ordinary
+ and more rare; so far am I from troubling its repose and sweetness with
+ the bitterness of a new and constrained manner of living. Beasts
+ sufficiently show us how much the agitation of our minds brings
+ infirmities and diseases upon us. That which is told us of those of
+ Brazil, that they never die but of old age, is attributed to the serenity
+ and tranquillity of the air they live in; but I rather attribute it to the
+ serenity and tranquillity of their souls, free from all passion, thought,
+ or employment, extended or unpleasing, a people that pass over their lives
+ in a wonderful simplicity and ignorance, without letters, without law,
+ without king, or any manner of religion. And whence comes that, which we
+ find by experience, that the heaviest and dullest men are most able; and
+ the most to be desired in amorous performances; and that the love of a
+ muleteer often renders itself more acceptable than that of a gentleman, if
+ it be not that the agitation of the soul in the latter disturbs his
+ physical ability, dissolves and tires it, as it also ordinarily troubles
+ and tires itself. What puts the soul beside itself, and more usually
+ throws it into madness, but her own promptness, vigour, and agility, and,
+ finally, her own proper force? Of what is the most subtle folly made, but
+ of the most subtle wisdom? As great friendships spring from great
+ enmities, and vigorous health from mortal diseases, so from the rare and
+ vivid agitations of our souls proceed the most wonderful and most
+ distracted frenzies; ‘tis but half a turn of the toe from the one to
+ the other. In the actions of madmen we see how infinitely madness
+ resembles the most vigorous operations of the soul. Who does not know how
+ indiscernible the difference is betwixt folly and the sprightly elevations
+ of a free soul, and the effects of a supreme and extraordinary virtue?
+ Plato says that melancholy persons are the most capable of discipline, and
+ the most excellent; and accordingly in none is there so great a propension
+ to madness. Great wits are ruined by their own proper force and
+ pliability; into what a condition, through his own agitation and
+ promptness of fancy, is one of the most judicious, ingenious, and nearest
+ formed, of any other Italian poet, to the air of the ancient and true
+ poesy, lately fallen! Has he not vast obligation to this vivacity that has
+ destroyed him? to this light that has blinded him? to this exact and
+ subtle apprehension of reason that has put him beside his own? to this
+ curious and laborious search after sciences, that has reduced him to
+ imbecility? and to this rare aptitude to the exercises of the soul, that
+ has rendered him without exercise and without soul? I was more angry, if
+ possible, than compassionate, to see him at Ferrara in so pitiful a
+ condition surviving himself, forgetting both himself and his works, which,
+ without his knowledge, though before his face, have been published
+ unformed and incorrect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Would you have a man healthy, would you have him regular, and in a steady
+ and secure posture? Muffle him up in the shades of stupidity and sloth. We
+ must be made beasts to be made wise, and hoodwinked before we are fit to
+ be led. And if one shall tell me that the advantage of having a cold and
+ dull sense of pain and other evils, brings this disadvantage along with
+ it, to render us consequently less sensible also in the fruition of good
+ and pleasure, this is true; but the misery of our condition is such that
+ we have not so much to enjoy as to avoid, and that the extremest pleasure
+ does not affect us to the degree that a light grief does: <i>Segnius
+ homines bona quam mala sentiunt.</i> We are not so sensible of the most
+ perfect health as we are of the least sickness.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Pungit
+ In cute vix sum ma violatum plagula corpus;
+ Quando valere nihil quemquam movet. Hoc juvat unum,
+ Quod me non torquet latus, aut pes;
+ Ctera quisquam Vix queat aut sanum sese, aut sentire valentem.
+
+ “The body with a little sting is griev’d,
+ When the most perfect health is not perceiv’d,
+ This only pleases me, that spleen nor gout
+ Neither offend my side nor wring my foot;
+ Excepting these, scarce any one can tell,
+ Or e’er observes, when he’s in health and well.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Our well-being is nothing but the not being ill. Which is the reason why
+ that sect of philosophers, which sets the greatest value upon pleasure,
+ has yet fixed it chiefly in unconsciousness of pain. To be freed from ill
+ is the greatest good that man can hope for or desire; as Ennius says,&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nimium boni est, cui nihil est mali;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for that every tickling and sting which are in certain pleasures, and that
+ seem to raise us above simple health and passiveness, that active, moving,
+ and, I know not how, itching, and biting pleasure; even that very pleasure
+ itself aims at nothing but insensibility as its mark. The appetite that
+ carries us headlong to women’s embraces has no other end but only to
+ cure the torment of our ardent and furious desires, and only requires to
+ be glutted and laid at rest, and delivered from the fever. And so of the
+ rest. I say, then, that if simplicity conducts us to a state free from
+ evil, she leads us to a very happy one according to our condition. And yet
+ we are not to imagine it so stupid an insensibility as to be totally
+ without sense; for Crantor had very good reason to controvert the
+ insensibility of Epicurus, if founded so deep that the very first attack
+ and birth of evils were not to be perceived: “I do not approve such
+ an insensibility as is neither possible nor to be desired. I am very well
+ content not to be sick; but if I am, I would know that I am so; and if a
+ caustic be applied, or incisions made in any part, I would feel them.”
+ In truth, whoever would take away the knowledge and sense of evil, would
+ at the same time eradicate the sense of pleasure, and finally annihilate
+ man himself: <i>Istud nihil dolere, non sine magn mercede contingit,
+ immanitatis in animo, stuporis in corpore.</i> “An insensibility
+ that is not to be purchased but at the price of inhumanity in the soul,
+ and of stupidity of the body.” Evil appertains to man of course.
+ Neither is pain always to be avoided, nor pleasure always pursued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a great advantage to the honour of ignorance that knowledge
+ itself throws us into its arms, when she finds herself puzzled to fortify
+ us against the weight of evil; she is constrained to come to this
+ composition, to give us the reins, and permit us to fly into the lap of
+ the other, and to shelter ourselves under her protection from the strokes
+ and injuries of fortune. For what else is her meaning when she instructs
+ us to divert our thoughts from the ills that press upon us, and entertain
+ them with the meditation of pleasures past and gone; to comfort ourselves
+ in present afflictions with the remembrance of fled delights, and to call
+ to our succour a vanished satisfaction, to oppose it to the discomfort
+ that lies heavy upon us? <i>Levationes gritudinum in avocatione a cogitand
+ molesti, et revocation ad contemplandas voluptates, ponit</i>; “He
+ directs us to alleviate our grief and pains by rejecting unpleasant
+ thoughts, and recalling agreeable ideas;” if it be not that where
+ her power fails she would supply it with policy, and make use of sleight
+ of hand where force of limbs will not serve her turn? For not only to a
+ philosopher, but to any man in his right wits, when he has upon him the
+ thirst of a burning fever, what satisfaction can it be to him to remember
+ the pleasure he took in drinking Greek wine a month ago? It would rather
+ only make matters worse to him:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Che ricordarsi il ben doppia la noia.
+
+ “The thinking of pleasure doubles trouble.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Of the same stamp is this other counsel that philosophy gives, only to
+ remember the happiness that is past, and to forget the misadventures we
+ have undergone; as if we had the science of oblivion in our own power, and
+ counsel, wherein we are yet no more to seek.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Suavis laborum est prteritorum rmoria.
+
+ “Sweet is the memory of by-gone pain.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ How does philosophy, that should arm me to contend with fortune, and steel
+ my courage to trample all human adversities under foot, arrive to this
+ degree of cowardice to make me hide my head at this rate, and save myself
+ by these pitiful and ridiculous shifts? For the memory represents to us
+ not what we choose, but what she pleases; nay, there is nothing that so
+ much imprints any thing in our memory as a desire to forget it. And
+ ‘tis a good way to retain and keep any thing safe in the soul to
+ solicit her to lose it. And this is false: <i>Est situm in nobis, ut et
+ adversa quasi perpetua oblivione obruamus, et secunda jucunde et suaviter
+ meminerimus;</i> “it is in our power to bury, as it were, in a
+ perpetual oblivion, all adverse accidents, and to retain a pleasant and
+ delightful memory of our successes;” and this is true: <i>Memini
+ etiam quo nolo; oblivisci non possum quo volo.</i> “I do also
+ remember what I would not; but I cannot forget what I would.” And
+ whose counsel is this? His, <i>qui se unies sapiervtem profiteri sit
+ ausus;</i> “who alone durst profess himself a wise man.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Qui genus humanum ingenio superavit, et omnes
+ Prstinxit stellas, exortus uti thereus Sol.
+
+ “Who from mankind the prize of knowledge won,
+ And put the stars out like the rising sun.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ To empty and disfurnish the memory, is not this the true way to ignorance?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Iners malorum remedium ignorantia est.
+
+ “Ignorance is but a dull remedy for evils.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ We find several other like precepts, whereby we are permitted to borrow
+ frivolous appearances from the vulgar, where we find the strongest reason
+ will not answer the purpose, provided they administer satisfaction and
+ comfort Where they cannot cure the wound, they are content to palliate and
+ benumb it I believe they will not deny this, that if they could add order
+ and constancy in a state of life that could maintain itself in ease and
+ pleasure by some debility of judgment, they would accept it:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Potare, et spargere flores
+ Incipiam, patiarque vel inconsultus haberi.
+
+ “Give me to drink, and, crown’d with flowers, despise
+ The grave disgrace of being thought unwise.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ There would be a great many philosophers of Lycas’s mind this man,
+ being otherwise of very regular manners, living quietly and contentedly in
+ his family, and not failing in any office of his duty, either towards his
+ own or strangers, and very carefully preserving himself from hurtful
+ things, became, nevertheless, by some distemper in his brain, possessed
+ with a conceit that he was perpetually in the theatre, a spectator of the
+ finest sights and the best comedies in the world; and being cured by the
+ physicians of his frenzy, was hardly prevented from endeavouring by suit
+ to compel them to restore him again to his pleasing imagination:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Pol I me occidistis, amici,
+ Non servastis, ait; cui sic extorta voluptas,
+ Et demptus per vim mentis gratissimus error;
+
+ “By heaven! you’ve killed me, friends, outright,
+ And not preserved me; since my dear delight
+ And pleasing error, by my better sense
+ Unhappily return’d, is banished hence;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ with a madness like that of Thrasylaus the son of Pythodorus, who made
+ himself believe that all the ships that weighed anchor from the port of
+ Pirus, and that came into the haven, only made their voyages for his
+ profit; congratulating them upon their successful navigation, and
+ receiving them with the greatest joy; and when his brother Crito caused
+ him to be restored to his better understanding, he infinitely regretted
+ that sort of condition wherein he had lived with so much delight and free
+ from all anxiety of mind. ‘Tis according to the old Greek verse,
+ that “there is a great deal of convenience in not being over-wise.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And Ecclesiastes, “In much wisdom there is much sorrow;” and
+ “Who gets wisdom gets labour and trouble.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even that to which philosophy consents in general, that last remedy which
+ she applies to all sorts of necessities, to put an end to the life we are
+ not able to endure. <i>Placet?&mdash;Pare. Non placet?&mdash;Qucumque vis,
+ exi. Pungit dolor?&mdash;Vel fodiat sane. Si nudus es, da jugulum; sin
+ tectus armis Vulcaniis, id est fortitudine, rsist;</i> “Does it
+ please?&mdash;Obey it. Not please?&mdash;Go where thou wilt. Does grief
+ prick thee,&mdash;nay, stab thee?&mdash;If thou art naked, present thy
+ throat; if covered with the arms of Vulcan, that is, fortitude, resist it.”
+ And this word, so used in the Greek festivals, <i>aut bibat, aut abeat,</i>
+ “either drink or go,” which sounds better upon the tongue of a
+ Gascon, who naturally changes the h into v, than on that of Cicero:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Vivere si recte nescis, decede peritis.
+ Lusisti satis, edisti satis, atque bibisti;
+ Tempus abire tibi est, ne potum largius quo
+ Rideat et pulset lasciva decentius tas.
+
+ “If to live well and right thou dost not know,
+ Give way, and leave thy place to those that do.
+ Thou’st eaten, drunk, and play’d to thy content,
+ ‘Tis time to make thy parting compliment,
+ Lest youth, more decent in their follies, scoff
+ The nauseous scene, and hiss thee reeling off;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ What is it other than a confession of his impotency, and a sending back
+ not only to ignorance, to be there in safety, but even to stupidity,
+ insensibility, and nonentity?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Democritum postquam matura vetustas
+ Admonuit memorem motus languescere mentis;
+ Sponte sua letho caput obvius obtulit ipse.
+
+ “Soon as, through age, Democritus did find
+ A manifest decadence in his mind,
+ He thought he now surviv’d to his own wrong,
+ And went to meet his death, that stay’d too long.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis what Antisthenes said, “That a man should either make
+ provision of sense to understand, or of a halter to hang himself;”
+ and what Chrysippus alleged upon this saying of the poet Tyrtus:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Or to arrive at virtue or at death;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and Crates said, “That love would be cured by hunger, if not by
+ time; and whoever disliked these two remedies, by a rope.” That
+ Sextius, of whom both Seneca and Plutarch speak with so high an encomium,
+ having applied himself, all other things set aside, to the study of
+ philosophy, resolved to throw himself into the sea, seeing the progress of
+ his studies too tedious and slow. He ran to find death, since he could not
+ overtake knowledge. These are the words of the law upon the subject:
+ “If peradventure some great inconvenience happen, for which there is
+ no remedy, the haven is near, and a man may save himself by swimming out
+ of his body as out of a leaky skiff; for ‘tis the fear of dying, and
+ not the love of life, that ties the fool to his body.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As life renders itself by simplicity more pleasant, so more innocent and
+ better, also it renders it as I was saying before: “The simple and
+ ignorant,” says St. Paul, “raise themselves up to heaven and
+ take possession of it; and we, with all our knowledge, plunge ourselves
+ into the infernal abyss.” I am neither swayed by Valentinian, a
+ professed enemy to all learning and letters, nor by Licinius, both Roman
+ emperors, who called them the poison and pest of all political government;
+ nor by Mahomet, who, as ‘tis said, interdicted all manner of
+ learning to his followers; but the example of the great Lycurgus, and his
+ authority, with the reverence of the divine Lacedemonian policy, so great,
+ so admirable, and so long flourishing in virtue and happiness, without any
+ institution or practice of letters, ought certainly to be of very great
+ weight. Such as return from the new world discovered by the Spaniards in
+ our fathers’ days, testify to us how much more honestly and
+ regularly those nations live, without magistrate and without law, than
+ ours do, where there are more officers and lawyers than there are of other
+ sorts of men and business:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Di cittatorie piene, e di libelli,
+ D’esamine, e di carte di procure,
+ Hanno le mani e il seno, e gran fastelli
+ Di chioge, di consigli, et di letture:
+ Per cui le faculta de* poverelli
+ Non sono mai nelle citt sicure;
+ Hanno dietro e dinanzi, e d’ambi i lati,
+ Notai, procuratori, ed avvocati.
+
+ “Their bags were full of writs, and of citations,
+ Of process, and of actions and arrests,
+ Of bills, of answers, and of replications,
+ In courts of delegates, and of requests,
+ To grieve the simple sort with great vexations;
+ They had resorting to them as their guests,
+ Attending on their circuit, and their journeys,
+ Scriv’ners, and clerks, and lawyers, and attorneys.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ It was what a Roman senator of the latter ages said, that their
+ predecessors’ breath stunk of garlic, but their stomachs were
+ perfumed with a good conscience; and that, on the contrary, those of his
+ time were all sweet odour without, but stunk within of all sorts of vices;
+ that is to say, as I interpret it, that they abounded with learning and
+ eloquence, but were very defective in moral honesty. Incivility,
+ ignorance, simplicity, roughness, are the natural companions of innocence;
+ curiosity, subtlety, knowledge, bring malice in their train; humility,
+ fear, obedience, and affability, which are the principal things that
+ support and maintain human society, require an empty and docile soul, and
+ little presuming upon itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Christians have a particular knowledge, how natural and original an evil
+ curiosity is in man; the thirst of knowledge, and the desire to become
+ more wise, was the first ruin of man, and the way by which he precipitated
+ himself into eternal damnation. Pride was his ruin and corruption. ‘Tis
+ pride that diverts him from the common path, and makes him embrace
+ novelties, and rather choose to be head of a troop, lost and wandering in
+ the path of error; to be a master and a teacher of lies, than to be a
+ disciple in the school of truth, suffering himself to be led and guided by
+ the hand of another, in the right and beaten road. ‘Tis,
+ peradventure, the meaning of this old Greek saying, that superstition
+ follows pride, and obeys it as if it were a father: [&mdash;Greek&mdash;]
+ Ah, presumption, how much dost thou hinder us?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After that Socrates was told that the god of wisdom had assigned to him
+ the title of sage, he was astonished at it, and, searching and examining
+ himself throughout, could find no foundation for this divine judgment. He
+ knew others as just, temperate, valiant, and learned, as himself; and more
+ eloquent, more handsome, and more profitable to their country than he. At
+ last he concluded that he was not distinguished from others, nor wise, but
+ only because he did not think himself so; and that his God considered the
+ opinion of knowledge and wisdom as a singular absurdity in man; and that
+ his best doctrine was the doctrine of ignorance, and simplicity his best
+ wisdom. The sacred word declares those miserable among us who have an
+ opinion of themselves: “Dust and ashes,” says it to such,
+ “what hast thou wherein to glorify thyself?” And, in another
+ place, “God has made man like unto a shadow,” of whom who can
+ judge, when by removing the light it shall be vanished! Man is a thing of
+ nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our force is so far from being able to comprehend the divine height, that,
+ of the works of our Creator, those best bear his mark, and are with better
+ title his, which we the least understand. To meet with an incredible thing
+ is an occasion to Christians to believe; and it is so much the more
+ according to reason, by how much it is against human reason. If it were
+ according to reason, it would be no more a miracle; and if it were
+ according to example, it would be no longer a singular thing. <i>Melius
+ scitur Deus nesdendo</i>: “God is better known by not knowing him,”
+ says St. Austin: and Tacitus, <i>Sanctius est ac reverentius de actis
+ Deorum credere, quam scire</i>; “it is more holy and reverent to
+ believe the works of God than to know them;” and Plato thinks there
+ is something of impiety in inquiring too curiously into God, the world,
+ and the first causes of things: <i>Atque illum quidem parentem hujus
+ universitaiis invenire, difficile; et, quum jam inveneris, indicare in
+ vulgtis, nefas</i>: “to find out the parent of the world is very
+ difficult; and when found out, to reveal him to the vulgar is sin,”
+ says Cicero. We talk indeed of power, truth, justice; which are words that
+ signify some great thing; but that thing we neither see nor conceive at
+ all. We say that God fears, that God is angry, that God loves,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Immortalia mortali sermone notantes:
+
+ “Giving to things immortal mortal names.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ These are all agitations and emotions that cannot be in God, according to
+ our form, nor can we imagine them, according to his. It only belongs to
+ God to know himself, and to interpret his own works; and he does it in our
+ language, going out of himself, to stoop to us who grovel upon the earth.
+ How can prudence, which is the choice between good and evil, be properly
+ attributed to him whom no evil can touch? How can reason and intelligence,
+ which we make use of, to arrive by obscure at apparent things; seeing that
+ nothing is obscure to him? How justice, which distributes to every one
+ what appertains to him, a thing begot by the society and community of men,
+ how is that in God? How temperance, which is the moderation of corporal
+ pleasures, that have no place in the Divinity? Fortitude to support pain,
+ labour, and dangers, as little appertains to him as the rest; these three
+ things have no access to him. For which reason Aristotle holds him equally
+ exempt from virtue and vice: <i>Neque gratia, neque ira teneri potest;
+ quod quo talia essent, imbecilla essent omnia?</i> “He can neither
+ be affected with favour nor indignation, because both these are the
+ effects of frailty.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The participation we have in the knowledge of truth, such as it is, is not
+ acquired by our own force: God has sufficiently given us to understand
+ that, by the witnesses he has chosen out of the common people, simple and
+ ignorant men, that he has been pleased to employ to instruct us in his
+ admirable secrets. Our faith is not of our own acquiring; ‘tis
+ purely the gift of another’s bounty: ‘tis not by meditation,
+ or by virtue of our own understanding, that we have acquired our religion,
+ but by foreign authority and command wherein the imbecility of our own
+ judgment does more assist us than any force of it; and our blindness more
+ than our clearness of sight: ‘tis more by__ the mediation of our
+ ignorance than of our knowledge that we know any thing of the divine
+ wisdom. ‘Tis no wonder if our natural and earthly parts cannot
+ conceive that supernatural and heavenly knowledge: let us bring nothing of
+ our own, but obedience and subjection; for, as it is written, “I
+ will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the
+ understanding of the prudent. Where is the wise? Where is the scribe?
+ Where is the disputer of this world? Hath not God made foolish the wisdom
+ of this world? For after that, in the wisdom of God, the world knew not
+ God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that
+ believe.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finally, should I examine whether it be in the power of man to find out
+ that which he seeks and if that quest, wherein he has busied himself so
+ many ages, has enriched him with any new force, or any solid truth; I
+ believe he will confess, if he speaks from his conscience, that all he has
+ got by so long inquiry is only to have learned to know his own weakness.
+ We have only by a long study confirmed and verified the natural ignorance
+ we were in before. The same has fallen out to men truly wise, which
+ befalls the ears of corn; they shoot and raise their heads high and pert,
+ whilst empty; but when full and swelled with grain in maturity, begin to
+ flag and droop. So men, having tried and sounded all things, and having
+ found in that mass of knowledge, and provision of so many various things,
+ nothing solid and firm, and nothing but vanity, have quitted their
+ presumption, and acknowledged their natural condition. ‘Tis what
+ Velleius reproaches Cotta withal and Cicero, “that they had learned
+ of Philo, that they had learned nothing.” Pherecydes, one of the
+ seven sages, writing to Thales upon his death-bed; “I have,”
+ said he, “given order to my people, after my interment, to carry my
+ writings to thee. If they please thee and the other sages, publish; if
+ not, suppress them. They contain no certainty with which I myself am
+ satisfied. Neither do I pretend to know the truth, or to attain to it. I
+ rather open than discover things.” The wisest man that ever was,
+ being asked what he knew, made answer, “He knew this, that he knew
+ nothing.” By which he verified what has been said, that the greatest
+ part of what we know is the least of what we do not; that is to say, that
+ even what we think we know is but a piece, and a very little one, of our
+ ignorance. We know things in dreams, says Plato, and are ignorant of them
+ in truth. <i>Ormes pene veteres nihil cognosci, nihil percipi, nihil sciri
+ posse dixerunt; angustos sensus, imbecilles animos, brevia curricula vito.</i>
+ “Almost all the ancients have declared that there is nothing to be
+ known, nothing to be perceived or understood; the senses are too limited,
+ men’s minds too weak, and the course of life too short.” And
+ of Cicero himself, who stood indebted to his learning for all he was
+ worth, Valerius says, “That he began to disrelish letters in his old
+ age; and when at his studies, it was with great independency upon any one
+ party; following what he thought probable, now in one sect, and then in
+ another, evermore wavering under the doubts of the academy.” <i>Dicendum
+ est, sed ita ut nihil affirment, quceram omnia, dubitans plerumque, et
+ mihi diffidens.</i> “Something I must say, but so as to affirm
+ nothing; I inquire into all things, but for the most part in doubt and
+ distrust of myself.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I should have too fair a game should I consider man in his common way of
+ living and in gross; yet I might do it by his own rule, who judges truth
+ not by weight, but by the number of votes. Let us set the people aside,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Qui vigilans stertit,....
+ Mortua cui vita est prope jam vivo atque videnti;
+
+ “Half of his life by lazy sleep’s possess’d,
+ And when awake his soul but nods at best;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ who neither feel nor judge, and let most of their natural faculties lie
+ idle; I will take man in his highest ground. Let us consider him in that
+ little number of men, excellent and culled out from the rest, who, having
+ been endowed with a remarkable and particular natural force, have moreover
+ hardened and whetted it by care, study, and art, and raised it to the
+ highest pitch of wisdom to which it can possibly arrive. They have
+ adjusted their souls to all ways and all biases; have propped and
+ supported them with all foreign helps proper for them, and enriched and
+ adorned them with all they could borrow for their advantage, both within
+ and without the world; ‘tis in these is placed the utmost and most
+ supreme height to which human nature can attain. They have regulated the
+ world with policies and laws. They have instructed it with arts and
+ sciences, and by the example of their admirable manners. I shall make
+ account of none but such men as these, their testimony and experience. Let
+ us examine how far they have proceeded, and where they stopped. The errors
+ and defects that we shall find amongst these men the world may boldly avow
+ as their own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever goes in search of any thing must come to this, either to say that
+ he has found it, or that it is not to be found, or that he is yet upon the
+ search. All philosophy is divided into these three kinds; her design is to
+ seek out truth, knowledge, and certainty. The Peripatetics, Epicureans,
+ Stoics, and others, have thought they have found it. These established the
+ sciences we have, and have treated of them as of certain knowledge.
+ Clitomachus, Carneades, and the Academics, have despaired in their search,
+ and concluded that truth could not be conceived by our understandings. The
+ result of these is weakness and human ignorance. This sect has had the
+ most and the most noble followers. Pyrrho, and other skeptics or
+ epechists, whose dogmas are held by many of the ancients to be taken from
+ Homer, the seven sages, and from Archilochus and Euripides, and to whose
+ number these are added, Zeno, Democritus, and Xenophanes, say that they
+ are yet upon the inquiry after truth. These conclude that the others, who
+ think they have found it out, are infinitely deceived; and that it is too
+ daring a vanity in the second sort to determine that human reason is not
+ able to attain unto it; for this establishing a standard of our power, to
+ know and judge the difficulty of things, is a great and extreme knowledge,
+ of which they doubt whether man is capable:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nil sciri quisquis putat, id quoque nescit,
+ An sciri possit; quam se nil scire fatetur.
+
+ “He that says nothing can be known, o’erthrows
+ His own opinion, for he nothing knows,
+ So knows not that.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The ignorance that knows itself, judges and condemns itself, is not an
+ absolute ignorance; to be such, it must be ignorant of itself; so that the
+ profession of the Pyrrhonians is to waver, doubt, and inquire, not to make
+ themselves sure of, or responsible to themselves for any thing. Of the
+ three actions of the soul, imaginative, appetitive, and consentive, they
+ receive the two first; the last they kept ambiguous, without inclination
+ or approbation, either of one thing or another, so light as it is. Zeno
+ represented the motion of his imagination upon these divisions of the
+ faculties of the soul thus: “An open and expanded hand signified
+ appearance; a hand half shut, and the fingers a little bending, consent; a
+ clenched fist, comprehension; when with the left he yet thrust the right
+ fist closer, knowledge.” Now this situation of their judgment
+ upright and inflexible, receiving all objects without application or
+ consent, leads them to their ataraxy, which is a peaceable condition of
+ life, temperate, and exempt from the agitations we receive by the
+ impression of opinion and knowledge that we think we have of things;
+ whence spring fear, avarice, envy, immoderate desires, ambition, pride,
+ superstition, love of novelty, rebellion, disobedience, obstinacy, and the
+ greatest part of bodily ills; nay, and by that they are exempt from the
+ jealousy of their discipline; for they debate after a very gentle manner;
+ they fear no requital in their disputes; when they affirm that heavy
+ things descend they would be sorry to be believed, and love tobe
+ contradicted, to engender doubt and suspense of judgment, which is their
+ end. They only put forward their propositions to contend with those they
+ think we have in our belief. If you take their arguments, they will as
+ readily maintain the contrary; ‘tis all one to them, they have no
+ choice. If you maintain that snow is black, they will argue on the
+ contrary that it is white; if you say it is neither the one nor the other,
+ they will maintain that it is both. If you hold, of certain judgment, that
+ you know nothing, they will maintain that you do. Yea, and if by an
+ affirmative axiom you assure them that you doubt, they will argue against
+ you that you doubt not; or that you cannot judge and determine that you
+ doubt. And by this extremity of doubt, which jostles itself, they separate
+ and divide themselves from many opinions, even of those they have several
+ ways maintained, both concerning doubt and ignorance. “Why shall not
+ they be allowed to doubt,” say they, “as well as the
+ dogmatists, one of whom says green, another yellow? Can any thing be
+ proposed to us to grant, or deny, which it shall not be permitted to
+ consider as ambiguous?” And where others are carried away, either by
+ the custom of their country, or by the instruction of parents, or by
+ accident, as by a tempest, without judgment and without choice, nay, and
+ for the most part before the age of discretion, to such and such an
+ opinion, to the sect whether Stoic or Epicurean, with which they are
+ prepossessed, enslaved, and fast bound, as to a thing they cannot forsake:
+ <i>Ad quamcumque disciplinant, velut tempestate, delati, ad earn, tanquam
+ ad saxum, adhorescunt;</i> “every one cleaves to the doctrine he has
+ happened upon, as to a rock against which he has been thrown by tempest;”
+ why shall not these likewise be permitted to maintain their liberty, and
+ consider things without obligation or slavery? <i>hoc liberiores et
+ solutiores, quod integra illis est judicandi potestas</i>: “in this
+ more unconstrained and free, because they have the greater power of
+ judging.” Is it not of some advantage to be disengaged from the
+ necessity that curbs others? Is it not better to remain in suspense than
+ to entangle one’s self in the innumerable errors that human fancy
+ has produced? Is it not much better to suspend one’s persuasion than
+ to intermeddle with these wrangling and seditious divisions: “What
+ shall I choose?” “What you please, provided you will choose.”
+ A very foolish answer; but such a one, nevertheless, as all dogmatism
+ seems to point at, and by which we are not permitted to be ignorant of
+ what we are ignorant of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Take the most eminent side, that of the greatest reputation; it will never
+ be so sure that you shall not be forced to attack and contend with a
+ hundred and a hundred adversaries to defend it. Is it not better to keep
+ out of this hurly-burly? You are permitted to embrace Aristotle’s
+ opinions of the immortality of the soul with as much zeal as your honour
+ and life, and to give the lie to Plato thereupon, and shall they be
+ interdicted to doubt him? If it be lawful for Pantius to maintain his
+ opinion about augury, dreams, oracles, vaticinations, of which the Stoics
+ made no doubt at all; why may not a wise man dare to do the same in all
+ things that he dared to do in those he had learned of his masters,
+ established by the common consent of the school, whereof he is a professor
+ and a member? If it be a child that judges, he knows not what it is; if a
+ wise man, he is prepossessed. They have reserved for themselves a
+ marvellous advantage in battle, having eased themselves of the care of
+ defence. If you strike them, they care not, provided they strike too, and
+ they turn every thing to their own use. If they overcome, your argument is
+ lame; if you, theirs; if they fall short, they verify ignorance; if you
+ fall short, you do it; if they prove that nothing is known, ‘tis
+ well; if they cannot prove it, ‘tis also well: <i>Ut quurn in eadem
+ re paria contrariis in partibus momenta inveniuntur, facilius ab utraque
+ parte assertio sustineatur:</i> “That when like sentiments happen <i>pro</i>
+ and <i>con</i> in the same thing, the assent may on both sides be more
+ easily suspended.” And they make account to find out, with much
+ greater facility, why a thing is false, than why ‘tis true; that
+ which is not, than that which is; and what they do not believe, than what
+ they do. Their way of speaking is: “I assert nothing; it is no more
+ so than so, or than neither one nor t’other; I understand it not.
+ Appearances are everywhere equal; the law of speaking, <i>pro</i> or <i>con</i>,
+ is the same. Nothing seems true, that may not seem false.” Their
+ sacramental word is that is to say, “I hold, I stir not.” This
+ is the burden of their song, and others of like stuff. The effect of which
+ is a pure, entire, perfect, and absolute suspension of judgment. They make
+ use of their reason to inquire and debate, but not to fix and determine.
+ Whoever shall imagine a perpetual confession of ignorance, a judgment
+ without bias, propension, or inclination, upon any occasion whatever,
+ conceives a true idea of Pyrrhonism. I express this fancy as well as I
+ can, by reason that many find it hard to conceive, and the authors
+ themselves represent it a little variously and obscurely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what concerns the actions of life, they are in this of the common
+ fashion. They yield and give up themselves to their natural inclinations,
+ to the power and impulse of passions, to the constitution of laws and
+ customs, and to the tradition of arts; <i>Non enim nos Deus ista scire,
+ sed tantummodo uti, voluit.</i> “For God would not have us know, but
+ only use those things.” They suffer their ordinary actions to be
+ guided by those things, without any dispute or judgment. For which reason
+ I cannot consent to what is said of Pyrrho, by those who represent him
+ heavy and immovable, leading a kind of savage and unsociable life,
+ standing the jostle of carts, going upon the edge of precipices, and
+ refusing to accommodate himself to the laws. This is to enhance upon his
+ discipline; he would never make himself a stock or a stone, he would show
+ himself a living man, discoursing, reasoning, enjoying all reasonable
+ conveniences and pleasures, employing and making use of all his corporal
+ and spiritual faculties in rule and reason. The fantastic, imaginary, and
+ false privileges that man had usurped of lording it, ordaining, and
+ establishing, he has utterly quitted and renounced. Yet there is no sect
+ but is constrained to permit her sage to follow several things not
+ comprehended, perceived, or consented to, if he means to live. And if he
+ goes to sea, he follows that design, not knowing whether his voyage shall
+ be successful or no; and only insists upon the tightness of the vessel,
+ the experience of the pilot, and the convenience of the season, and such
+ probable circumstances; after which he is bound to go, and suffer himself
+ to be governed by appearances, provided there be no express and manifest
+ contrariety in them. He has a body, he has a soul; the senses push them,
+ the mind spurs them on. And although he does not find in himself this
+ proper and singular sign of judging, and that he perceives that he ought
+ not to engage his consent, considering that there may be some false, equal
+ to these true appearances, yet does he not, for all that, fail of carrying
+ on the offices of his life with great liberty and convenience. How many
+ arts are there that profess to consist more in conjecture than knowledge;
+ that decide not on true and false, and only follow that which seems so!
+ There are, say they, true and false, and we have in us wherewith to seek
+ it; but not to make it stay when we touch it. We are much more prudent, in
+ letting ourselves be regulated by the order of the world, without inquiry.
+ A soul clear from prejudice has a marvellous advance towards tranquillity
+ and repose. Men that judge and control their judges, do never duly submit
+ to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How much more docile and easy to be governed, both by the laws of religion
+ and civil polity, are simple and incurious minds, than those over-vigilant
+ wits, that will still be prating of divine and human causes! There is
+ nothing in human invention that carries so great a show of likelihood and
+ utility as this; this presents man, naked and empty, confessing his
+ natural weakness, fit to receive some foreign force from above,
+ unfurnished of human, and therefore more apt to receive into him the
+ divine knowledge, making nought of his own judgment, to give more room to
+ faith; neither disbelieving nor establishing any dogma against common
+ observances; humble, obedient, disciplinable, and studious; a sworn enemy
+ of heresy; and consequently freeing himself from vain and irreligious
+ opinions, introduced by false sects. ‘Tis a blank paper prepared to
+ receive such forms from the finger of God as he shall please to write upon
+ it. The more we resign and commit ourselves to God, and the more we
+ renounce ourselves, of the greater value we are. “Take in good part,”
+ says Ecclesiastes, “the things that present themselves to thee, as
+ they seem and taste from hand to mouth; the rest is out of thy knowledge.”
+ <i>Dominus novit cogitationes hominum, quoniam van sunt</i>: “The
+ Lord knoweth the hearts of men, that they are but vanity.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus we see that of the three general sects of philosophy, two make open
+ profession of doubt and ignorance; and in that of the Dogmatists, which is
+ the third, it is easy to discover that the greatest part of them only
+ assume this face of confidence and assurance that
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ they may produce the better effect; they have not so much thought to
+ establish any certainty for us, as to show us how far they have proceeded
+ in their search of truth: <i>Quam docti jingunt magis quam nrunt</i>:
+ “Which the learned rather feign than know.” Timus, being to
+ instruct Socrates in what he knew of the gods, the world, and men,
+ proposes to speak to him as a man to a man; and that it is sufficient, if
+ his reasons are probable as those of another; for that exact reasons were
+ neither in his nor any other mortal hand; which one of his followers has
+ thus imitated: <i>Ut potero, explicabo: nec tamen, ut Pythius Apollo,
+ certa ut sint et fixa qu dixero; sed, ut homunculus, probabilia conjectur
+ sequens:</i> “I will, as well as I am able, explain; affirming, yet
+ not as the Pythian oracle, that what I say is fixed and certain, but like
+ a mere man, that follows probabilities by conjecture.” And this,
+ upon the natural and common subject of the contempt of death; he has
+ elsewhere translated from the very words of Plato: <i>Si forte, de Deorum
+ natur ortuque mundi disserentes, minus id quod habemiis in animo
+ consequi-mur, haud erit mirum; oquum est enim meminisse, et me, qui
+ disseram, hominem esse, et vos, qui judicetis, ut, si probabilia dicentur,
+ nihil ultra requiratis?</i> “If perchance, when we discourse of the
+ nature of God, and the world’s original, we cannot do it as we
+ desire, it will be no great wonder. For it is just you should remember
+ that both I who speak and you who are to judge, are men; so that if
+ probable things are delivered, you shall require and expect no more.”
+ Aristotle ordinarily heaps up a great number of other men’s opinions
+ and beliefs, to compare them with his own, and to let us see how much he
+ has gone beyond them, and how much nearer he approaches to the likelihood
+ of truth; for truth is not to be judged by the authority and testimony of
+ others; which made Epicurus religiously avoid quoting them in his
+ writings. This is the prince of all dogmatists, and yet we are told by him
+ that the more we know the more we have room for doubt. In earnest, we
+ sometimes see him shroud and muffle up himself in so thick and so
+ inextricable an obscurity that we know not what to make of his advice; it
+ is, in effect, a Pyrrhonism under a resolutive form. Hear Cicero’s
+ protestation, who expounds to us another’s fancy by his own: <i>Qui
+ requirunt quid de quque re ipsi sentiamus, curiosius id faciunt quam
+ necesse est,... Hoc in philosophi ratio, contra omnia disserendi,
+ nuttamque rem aperte judicandi, profecta a Socrate, repetita ab Arcesila,
+ conjirmata a Gameade, usqu ad nostram viget cetatem..........Hi sumus, qui
+ omnibus veris falsa quodam adjuncta esse dicamus, tanta similitudine, ut
+ in iis nulla insit certe judicandi et assentiendi nota.</i> “They
+ who desire to know what we think of every thing are therein more
+ inquisitive than is necessary. This practice in philosophy of disputing
+ against every thing, and of absolutely concluding nothing, begun by
+ Socrates, repeated by Arcesilaus, and confirmed by Cameades, has continued
+ in use even to our own times. We are they who declare that there is so
+ great a mixture of things false amongst all that are true, and they so
+ resemble one another, that there can be in them no certain mark to direct
+ us either to judge or assent.” Why hath not Aristotle only, but most
+ of the philosophers, affected difficulty, if not to set a greater value
+ upon the vanity of the subject, and amuse the curiosity of our minds by
+ giving them this hollow and fleshless bone to pick? Clitomachus affirmed
+ “That he could never discover by Carneades’s writings what
+ opinion he was of.” This was it that made Epicurus affect to be
+ abstruse, and that procured Heraclitus the epithet of [&mdash;Greek&mdash;]
+ Difficulty is a coin the learned make use of, like jugglers, to conceal
+ the vanity of their art, and which human sottishness easily takes for
+ current pay.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Claras, ob obscuram linguam, magis inter manes...
+ Omnia enim stolidi magis admirantur amantque
+ Inversis qu sub verbis latitantia cemunt.
+
+ “Bombast and riddle best do puppies please,
+ For fools admire and love such things as these;
+ And a dull quibble, wrapt in dubious phrase,
+ Up to the height doth their wise wonder raise.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Cicero reprehends some of his friends for giving more of their time to the
+ study of astrology, logic, and geometry, than they were really worth;
+ saying that they were by these diverted from the duties of life, and more
+ profitable and proper studies. The Cyrenaick philosophers, in like manner,
+ despised physics and logic. Zeno, in the very beginning of the books of
+ the commonwealth, declared all the liberal arts of no use. Chrysippus said
+ “That what Plato and Aristotle had writ, concerning logic, they had
+ only done in sport, and by way of exercise;” and could not believe
+ that they spoke in earnest of so vain a thing. Plutarch says the same of
+ metaphysics. And Epicurus would have said as much of rhetoric, grammar,
+ poetry, mathematics, and, natural philosophy excepted, of all the
+ sciences; and Socrates of them all, excepting that which treats of manners
+ and of life. Whatever any one required to be instructed in, by him, he
+ would ever, in the first place, demand an account of the conditions of his
+ life present and past, which he examined and judged, esteeming all other
+ learning subsequent to that and supernumerary: <i>Parum mihi placeant e
+ littero quo ad virtutem doctoribus nihil pro-fuerunt.</i> “That
+ learning is in small repute with me which nothing profited the teachers
+ themselves to virtue.” Most of the arts have been in like manner
+ decried by the same knowledge; but they did not consider that it was from
+ the purpose to exercise their wits in those very matters wherein there was
+ no solid advantage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, some have looked upon Plato as a dogmatist, others as a
+ doubter, others in some things the one, and in other things the other.
+ Socrates, the conductor of his dialogues, is eternally upon questions and
+ stirring up disputes, never determining, never satisfying, and professes
+ to have no other science but that of opposing himself. Homer, their
+ author, has equally laid the foundations of all the sects of philosophy,
+ to show how indifferent it was which way we should choose. ‘Tis said
+ that ten several sects sprung from Plato; yet, in my opinion, never did
+ any instruction halt and stumble, if his does not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Socrates said that midwives, in taking upon them the trade of helping
+ others to bring forth, left the trade of bringing forth themselves; and
+ that by the title of a wise man or sage, which the gods had conferred upon
+ him, he was disabled, in his virile and mental love, of the faculty of
+ bringing forth, contenting himself to help and assist those that could; to
+ open their nature, anoint the passes, and facilitate their birth; to judge
+ of the infant, baptize, nourish, fortify, swath, and circumcise it,
+ exercising and employing his understanding in the perils and fortunes of
+ others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is so with the most part of this third sort of authors, as the ancients
+ have observed in the writings of Anaxagoras, Democritus, Parmenides,
+ Xenophanes, and others. They have a way of writing, doubtful in substance
+ and design, rather inquiring than teaching, though they mix their style
+ with some dogmatical periods. Is not the same thing seen in Seneca and
+ Plutarch? How many contradictions are there to be found if a man pry
+ narrowly into them! So many that the reconciling lawyers ought first to
+ reconcile them every one to themselves. Plato seems to have affected this
+ method of philosophizing in dialogues; to the end that he might with
+ greater decency, from several mouths, deliver the diversity and variety of
+ his own fancies. It is as well to treat variously of things as to treat of
+ them conformably, and better, that is to say, more copiously and with
+ greater profit. Let us take example from ourselves: judgments are the
+ utmost point of all dogmatical and determinative speaking; and yet those
+ <i>arrets</i> that our parliaments give the people, the most exemplary of
+ them, and those most proper to nourish in them the reverence due to that
+ dignity, principally through the sufficiency of the persons acting, derive
+ their beauty not so much from the conclusion, which with them is quotidian
+ and common to every judge, as from the dispute and heat of divers and
+ contrary arguments that the matter of law and equity will permit And the
+ largest field for reprehension that some philosophers have against others
+ is drawn from the diversities and contradictions wherein every one of them
+ finds himself perplexed, either on purpose to show the vacillation of the
+ human mind concerning every thing, or ignorantly compelled by the
+ volubility and incomprehensibility of all matter; which is the meaning of
+ the maxim&mdash;“In a slippery and sliding place let us suspend our
+ belief;” for, as Euripides says,&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “God’s various works perplex the thoughts of men.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Like that which Empedocles, as if transported with a divine fury, and
+ compelled by truth, often strewed here and there in his writings: “No,
+ no, we feel nothing, we see nothing; all things are concealed from us;
+ there is not one thing of which we can positively say what it is;”
+ according to the divine saying: <i>Cogitationes mortalium timid, et incert
+ adinventiones nostro et providentice.</i> “For the thoughts of
+ mortal men are doubtful; and our devices are but uncertain.” It is
+ not to be thought strange if men, despairing to overtake what they hunt
+ after, have not however lost the pleasure of the chase; study being of
+ itself so pleasant an employment; and so pleasant that amongst the
+ pleasures, the Stoics forbid that also which proceeds from the exercise of
+ the mind, will have it curbed, and find a kind of intemperance in too much
+ knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Democritus having eaten figs at his table that tasted of honey, fell
+ presently to considering with himself whence they should derive this
+ unusual sweetness; and to be satisfied in it, was about to rise from the
+ table to see the place whence the figs had been gathered; which his maid
+ observing, and having understood the cause, smilingly told him that
+ “he need not trouble himself about that, for she had put them into a
+ vessel in which there had been honey.” He was vexed at this
+ discovery, and that she had deprived him of the occasion of this inquiry,
+ and robbed his curiosity of matter to work upon: “Go thy way,”
+ said he, “thou hast done me an injury; but, for all that, I will
+ seek out the cause as if it were natural;” and would willingly have
+ found out some true reason for a false and imaginary effect. This story of
+ a famous and great philosopher very clearly represents to us that studious
+ passion that puts us upon the pursuit of things, of the acquisition of
+ which we despair. Plutarch gives a like example of some one who would not
+ be satisfied in that whereof he was in doubt, that he might not lose the
+ pleasure of inquiring into it; like the other who would not that his
+ physician should allay the thirst of his fever, that he might not lose the
+ pleasure of quenching it by drinking. <i>Satius est supervacua discere,
+ quam nihil.</i> “‘Tis better to learn more than necessary than
+ nothing at all.” As in all sorts of feeding, the pleasure of eating
+ is very often single and alone, and that what we take, which is acceptable
+ to the palate, is not always nourishing or wholesome; so that which our
+ minds extract from science does not cease to be pleasant, though there be
+ nothing in it either nutritive or healthful. Thus they say: “The
+ consideration of nature is a diet proper for our minds, it raises and
+ elevates us, makes us disdain low and terrestrial things, by comparing
+ them with those that are celestial and high. The mere inquisition into
+ great and occult things is very pleasant, even to those who acquire no
+ other benefit than the reverence and fear of judging it.” This is
+ what they profess. The vain image of this sickly curiosity is yet more
+ manifest in this other example which they so often urge. “Eudoxus
+ wished and begged of the gods that he might once see the sun near at hand,
+ to comprehend the form, greatness, and beauty of it; even though he should
+ thereby be immediately burned.” He would at the price of his life
+ purchase a knowledge, of which the use and possession should at the same
+ time be taken from him; and for this sudden and vanishing knowledge lose
+ all the other knowledge he had in present, or might afterwards have
+ acquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot easily persuade myself that Epicurus, Plato, and Pytagoras, have
+ given us their atom, idea and numbers, for current pay. They were too wise
+ to establish their articles of faith upon things so disputable and
+ uncertain. But in that obscurity and ignorance in which the world then
+ was, every one of these great men endeavoured to present some kind of
+ image or reflection of light, and worked their brains for inventions that
+ might have a pleasant and subtle appearance; provided that, though false,
+ they might make good their ground against those that would oppose them. <i>Unicuique
+ ista pro ingenio finguntur, non ex scienti vi.</i> “These things
+ every one fancies according to his wit, and not by any power of knowledge.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of the ancients, who was reproached, “That he professed
+ philosophy, of which he nevertheless in his own judgment made no great
+ account,” made answer, “That this was truly to philosophize.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They wished to consider all, to balance every thing, and found that an
+ employment well suited to our natural curiosity. Some things they wrote
+ for the benefit of public society, as their religions; and for that
+ consideration it was but reasonable that they should not examine public
+ opinions to the quick, that they might not disturb the common obedience to
+ the laws and customs of their country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plato treats of this mystery with a raillery manifest enough; for where he
+ writes according to his own method he gives no certain rule. When he plays
+ the legislator he borrows a magisterial and positive style, and boldly
+ there foists in his most fantastic inventions, as fit to persuade the
+ vulgar, as impossible to be believed by himself; knowing very well how fit
+ we are to receive all sorts of impressions, especially the most immoderate
+ and preposterous; and yet, in his <i>Laws</i>, he takes singular care that
+ nothing be sung in public but poetry, of which the fiction and fabulous
+ relations tend to some advantageous end; it being so easy to imprint all
+ sorts of phantasms in human minds, that it were injustice not to feed them
+ rather with profitable untruths than with untruths that are unprofitable
+ and hurtful. He says very roundly, in his <i>Republic,</i> “That it
+ is often necessary, for the benefit of men, to deceive them.” It is
+ very easy to distinguish that some of the sects have more followed truth,
+ and the others utility, by which the last have gained their reputation.
+ ‘Tis the misery of our condition that often that which presents
+ itself to our imagination for the truest does not appear the most useful
+ to life. The boldest sects, as the Epicurean, Pyrrhonian, and the new
+ Academic, are yet constrained to submit to the civil law at the end of the
+ account.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are other subjects that they have tumbled and tossed about, some to
+ the right and others to the left, every one endeavouring, right or wrong,
+ to give them some kind of colour; for, having found nothing so abstruse
+ that they would not venture to speak of, they are very often forced to
+ forge weak and ridiculous conjectures; not that they themselves looked
+ upon them as any foundation, or establishing any certain truth, but merely
+ for exercise. <i>Non tam id sensisse quod dicerent, quam exercere ingnia
+ materio difficultate videntur voluisse.</i> “They seem not so much
+ themselves to have believed what they said, as to have had a mind to
+ exercise their wits in the difficulty of the matter.” And if we did
+ not take it thus, how should we palliate so great inconstancy, variety,
+ and vanity of opinions, as we see have been produced by those excellent
+ and admirable men? As, for example, what can be more vain than to imagine,
+ to guess at God, by our analogies and conjectures? To direct and govern
+ him and the world by our capacities and our laws? And to serve ourselves,
+ at the expense of the divinity, with what small portion of capacity he has
+ been pleased to impart to our natural condition; and because we cannot
+ extend our sight to his glorious throne, to have brought him down to our
+ corruption and our miseries?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of all human and ancient opinions concerning religion, that seems to me
+ the most likely and most excusable, that acknowledged God as an
+ incomprehensible power, the original and preserver of all things, all
+ goodness, all perfection, receiving and taking in good part the honour and
+ reverence that man paid him, under what method, name, or ceremonies soever&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Jupiter omnipotens, rerum, regumque, demque,
+ Progenitor, genitrixque.
+
+ “Jove, the almighty, author of all things,
+ The father, mother, of both gods and kings.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ This zeal has universally been looked upon from heaven with a gracious
+ eye. All governments have reaped fruit from their devotion; impious men
+ and actions have everywhere had suitable events. Pagan histories
+ acknowledge dignity, order, justice, prodigies, and oracles, employed for
+ their profit and instruction in their fabulous religions; God, through his
+ mercy, vouchsafing, by these temporal benefits, to cherish the tender
+ principles of a kind of brutish knowledge that natural reason gave them of
+ him, through the deceiving images of their dreams. Not only deceiving and
+ false, but impious also and injurious, are those that man has forged from
+ his own invention: and of all the religions that St. Paul found in repute
+ at Athens, that which they had dedicated “to the unknown God”
+ seemed to him the most to be excused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pythagoras shadowed the truth a little more closely, judging that the
+ knowledge of this first cause and being of beings ought to be indefinite,
+ without limitation, without declaration; that it was nothing else than the
+ extreme effort of our imagination towards perfection, every one amplifying
+ the idea according to the talent of his capacity. But if Numa attempted to
+ conform the devotion of his people to this project; to attach them to a
+ religion purely mental, without any prefixed object and material mixture,
+ he undertook a thing of no use; the human mind could never support itself
+ floating in such an infinity of inform thoughts; there is required some
+ certain image to be presented according to its own model. The divine
+ majesty has thus, in some sort, suffered himself to be circumscribed in
+ corporal limits for our advantage. His supernatural and celestial
+ sacraments have signs of our earthly condition; his adoration is by
+ sensible offices and words; for ‘tis man that believes and prays. I
+ shall omit the other arguments upon this subject; but a man would have
+ much ado to make me believe that the sight of our crucifixes, that the
+ picture of our Saviour’s passion, that the ornaments and ceremonious
+ motions of our churches, that the voices accommodated to the devotion of
+ our thoughts, and that emotion of the senses, do not warm the souls of the
+ people with a religious passion of very advantageous effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of those to whom they have given a body, as necessity required in that
+ universal blindness, I should, I fancy, most incline to those who adored
+ the sun:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ La Lumire commune,
+ L’oil du monde; et si Dieu au chef porte des yeux,
+ Les rayons du soleil sont ses yeulx radieux,
+ Qui donnent vie touts, nous maintiennent et gardent,
+ Et les faictsdes humains en ce monde regardent:
+ Ce beau, ce grand soleil qui nous faict les saisons,
+ Selon qu’il entre ou sort de ses douze maisons;
+ Qui remplit l’univers de ses vertus cognues;
+ Qui d’un traict de ses yeulx nous dissipe les nues;
+ L’esprit, l’ame du monde, ardent et flamboyant,
+ En la course d’un jour tout le Ciel tournoyant;
+ Plein d’immense grandeur, rond, vagabond, et ferme;
+ Lequel tient dessoubs luy tout le monde pour terme:
+ En repos, sans repos; oysif, et sans sjour;
+ Fils aisn de nature, et le pre du jour:
+
+ “The common light that equal shines on all,
+ Diffused around the whole terrestrial ball;
+ And, if the almighty Ruler of the skies
+ Has eyes, the sunbeams are his radiant eyes,
+ That life and safety give to young and old,
+ And all men’s actions upon earth behold.
+ This great, this beautiful, the glorious sun,
+ Who makes their course the varied seasons run;
+ That with his virtues fills the universe,
+ And with one glance can sullen clouds disperse;
+ Earth’s life and soul, that, flaming in his sphere,
+ Surrounds the heavens in one day’s career;
+ Immensely great, moving yet firm and round,
+ Who the whole world below has made his bound;
+ At rest, without rest, idle without stay,
+ Nature’s first son, and father of the day:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ forasmuch as, beside this grandeur and beauty of his, ‘tis the only
+ piece of this machine that we discover at the remotest distance from us;
+ and by that means so little known that they were pardonable for entering
+ into so great admiration and reverence of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thales, who first inquired into this sort of matter, believed God to be a
+ Spirit that made all things of water; Anaximander, that the gods were
+ always dying and entering into life again; and that there were an infinite
+ number of worlds; Anaximines, that the air was God, that he was procreate
+ and immense, always moving. Anaxagoras the first, was of opinion that the
+ description and manner of all things were conducted by the power and
+ reason of an infinite spirit. Alcmon gave divinity to the sun, moon, and
+ stars, and to the soul. Pythagoras made God a spirit, spread over the
+ nature of all things, whence our souls are extracted; Parmenides, a circle
+ surrounding the heaven, and supporting the world by the ardour of light.
+ Empedocles pronounced the four elements, of which all things are composed,
+ to be gods; Protagoras had nothing to say, whether they were or were not,
+ or what they were; Democritus was one while of opinion that the images and
+ their circuitions were gods; another while, the nature that darts out
+ those images; and then, our science and intelligence. Plato divides his
+ belief into several opinions; he says, in his <i>Timus</i>, that the
+ Father of the World cannot be named; in his Laws, that men are not to
+ inquire into his being; and elsewhere, in the very same books, he makes
+ the world, the heavens, the stars, the earth, and our souls, gods;
+ admitting, moreover, those which have been received by ancient institution
+ in every republic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Xenophon reports a like perplexity in Socrates’s doctrine; one while
+ that men are not to inquire into the form of God, and presently makes him
+ maintain that the sun is God, and the soul God; that there is but one God,
+ and then that there are many. Speusippus, the nephew of Plato, makes God a
+ certain power governing all things, and that he has a soul. Aristotle one
+ while says it is the spirit, and another the world; one while he gives the
+ world another master, and another while makes God the heat of heaven.
+ Zenocrates makes eight, five named amongst the planets; the sixth composed
+ of all the fixed stars, as of so many members; the seventh and eighth, the
+ sun and moon. Heraclides Ponticus does nothing but float in his opinion,
+ and finally deprives God of sense, and makes him shift from one form to
+ another, and at last says that it is heaven and earth. Theophrastus
+ wanders in the same irresolution amongst his fancies, attributing the
+ superintendency of the world one while to the understanding, another while
+ to heaven, and then to the stars. Strato says that ‘tis nature, she
+ having the power of generation, augmentation, and diminution, without form
+ and sentiment Zeno says ‘tis the law of nature, commanding good and
+ prohibiting evil; which law is an animal; and takes away the accustomed
+ gods, Jupiter, Juno, and Vesta. Diogenes Apolloniates, that ‘tis
+ air. Zenophanes makes God round, seeing and hearing, not breathing, and
+ having nothing in common with human nature. Aristo thinks the form of God
+ to be incomprehensible, deprives him of sense, and knows not whether he be
+ an animal or something else; Cleanthes, one while supposes it to be
+ reason, another while the world, another the soul of nature, and then the
+ supreme heat rolling about, and environing all. Perseus, Zeno’s
+ disciple, was of opinion that men have given the title of gods to such as
+ have been useful, and have added any notable advantage to human life, and
+ even to profitable things themselves. Chrysippus made a confused heap of
+ all the preceding theories, and reckons, amongst a thousand forms of gods
+ that he makes, the men also that have been deified. Diagoras and Theodoras
+ flatly denied that there were any gods at all. Epicurus makes the gods
+ shining, transparent, and perflable, lodged as betwixt two forts, betwixt
+ two worlds, secure from blows, clothed in a human figure, and with such
+ members as we have; which members are to them of no use:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ego Deum genus esse semper duxi, et dicam colitum;
+ Sed eos non curare opinor quid agat humanum genus.
+
+ “I ever thought that gods above there were,
+ But do not think they care what men do here.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Trust to your philosophy, my masters; and brag that you have found the
+ bean in the cake when you see what a rattle is here with so many
+ philosophical heads! The perplexity of so many worldly forms has gained
+ this over me, that manners and opinions contrary to mine do not so much
+ displease as instruct me; nor so much make me proud as they humble me, in
+ comparing them. And all other choice than what comes from the express and
+ immediate hand of God seems to me a choice of very little privilege. The
+ policies of the world are no less opposite upon this subject than the
+ schools, by which we may understand that fortune itself is not more
+ variable and inconstant, nor more blind and inconsiderate, than our
+ reason. The things that are most unknown are most proper to be deified;
+ wherefore to make gods of ourselves, as the ancients did, exceeds the
+ extremest weakness of understanding. I would much rather have gone along
+ with those who adored the serpent, the dog, or the ox; forasmuch as their
+ nature and being is less known to us, and that we have more room to
+ imagine what we please of those beasts, and to attribute to them
+ extraordinary faculties. But to have made gods of our own condition, of
+ whom we ought to know the imperfections; and to have attributed to them
+ desire, anger, revenge, marriages, generation, alliances, love, jealousy,
+ our members and bones, our fevers and pleasures, our death and obsequies;
+ this must needs have proceeded from a marvellous inebriety of the human
+ understanding;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Qu procul usque adeo divino ab numine distant,
+ Inque Dem numro qu sint indigna videri;
+
+ “From divine natures these so distant are,
+ They are unworthy of that character.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Formo, otates, vestitus, omatus noti sunt; genera, conjugia,
+ cognationes, omniaque traducta ad similitudinem imbellitar tis humano: nam
+ et perturbatis animis inducuntur; accipimus enim deorurn cupiditates,
+ cegritudines, iracundias</i>; “Their forms, ages, clothes, and
+ ornaments are known: their descents, marriages, and kindred, and all
+ adapted to the similitude of human weakness; for they are represented to
+ us with anxious minds, and we read of the lusts, sickness, and anger of
+ the gods;” as having attributed divinity not only to faith, virtue,
+ honour, concord, liberty, victory, and piety; but also to voluptuousness,
+ fraud, death, envy, old age, misery; to fear, fever, ill fortune, and
+ other injuries of our frail and transitory life:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quid juvat hoc, templis nostros inducere mores?
+ O curv in terris anim et colestium inanes!
+
+ “O earth-born souls! by earth-born passions led,
+ To every spark of heav’nly influence dead!
+ Think ye that what man values will inspire
+ In minds celestial the same base desire?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The Egyptians, with an impudent prudence, interdicted, upon pain of
+ hanging, that any one should say that their gods, Serapis and Isis, had
+ formerly been men; and yet no one was ignorant that they had been such;
+ and their effigies, represented with the finger upon the mouth, signified,
+ says Varro, that mysterious decree to their priests, to conceal their
+ mortal original, as it must by necessary consequence cancel all the
+ veneration paid to them. Seeing that man so much desired to equal himself
+ to God, he had done better, says Cicero, to have attracted those divine
+ conditions to himself, and drawn them down hither below, than to send his
+ corruption and misery up on high; but, to take it right, he has several
+ ways done both the one and the other, with like vanity of opinion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When philosophers search narrowly into the hierarchy of their gods, and
+ make a great bustle about distinguishing their alliances, offices, and
+ power, I cannot believe they speak as they think. When Plato describes
+ Pluto’s orchard to us, and the bodily conveniences or pains that
+ attend us after the ruin and annihilation of our bodies, and accommodates
+ them to the feeling we have in this life:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Secreti celant calles, et myrtea circum
+ Sylva tegit; cur non ips in morte relinquunt;
+
+ “In secret vales and myrtle groves they lie,
+ Nor do cares leave them even when they die.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ when Mahomet promises his followers a Paradise hung with tapestry, gilded
+ and enamelled with gold and precious stones, furnished with wenches of
+ excelling beauty, rare wines, and delicate dishes; it is easily discerned
+ that these are deceivers that accommodate their promises to our
+ sensuality, to attract and allure us by hopes and opinions suitable to our
+ mortal appetites. And yet some amongst us are fallen into the like error,
+ promising to themselves after the resurrection a terrestrial and temporal
+ life, accompanied with all sorts of worldly conveniences and pleasures.
+ Can we believe that Plato, he who had such heavenly conceptions, and was
+ so well acquainted with the Divinity as thence to derive the name of the
+ Divine Plato, ever thought that the poor creature, man, had any thing in
+ him applicable to that incomprehensible power? and that he believed that
+ the weak holds we are able to take were capable, or the force of our
+ understanding sufficient, to participate of beatitude or eternal pains? We
+ should then tell him from human reason: “If the pleasures thou dost
+ promise us in the other life are of the same kind that I have enjoyed here
+ below, this has nothing in common with infinity; though all my five
+ natural senses should be even loaded with pleasure, and my soul full of
+ all the contentment it could hope or desire, we know what all this amounts
+ to, all this would be nothing; if there be any thing of mine there, there
+ is nothing divine; if this be no more than what may belong to our present
+ condition, it cannot be of any value. All contentment of mortals is
+ mortal. Even the knowledge of our parents, children, and friends, if that
+ can affect and delight us in the other world, if that still continues a
+ satisfaction to us there, we still remain in earthly and finite
+ conveniences. We cannot as we ought conceive the greatness of these high
+ and divine promises, if we could in any sort conceive them; to have a
+ worthy imagination of them we must imagine them unimaginable,
+ inexplicable, and incomprehensible, and absolutely another thing than
+ those of our miserable experience.” “Eye hath not seen,”
+ saith St. Paul, “nor ear heard, neither hath entered into the heart
+ of man, the things that God hath prepared for them that love him.”
+ And if, to render us capable, our being were reformed and changed (as
+ thou, Plato, sayest, by thy purifications), it ought to be so extreme and
+ total a change, that by physical doctrine it be no more us;&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Hector erat tunc cum bello certabat; at ille
+ Tractus ab monio non erat Hector eqao;
+
+ He Hector was whilst he could fight, but when
+ Dragg’d by Achilles’ steeds, no Hector then;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ it must be something else that must receive these recompenses:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quod mutatur... dissolvitur; interit ergo;
+ Trajiciuntur enim partes, atque ordine migrant.
+
+ “Things changed dissolved are, and therefore die;
+ Their parts are mix’d, and from their order fly.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ For in Pythagoras’s metempsychosis, and the change of habitation
+ that he imagined in souls, can we believe that the lion, in whom the soul
+ of Csar is enclosed, does espouse Csar’s passions, or that the lion
+ is he? For if it was still Csar, they would be in the right who,
+ controverting this opinion with Plato, reproach him that the son might be
+ seen to ride his mother transformed into a mule, and the like absurdities.
+ And can we believe that in the mutations that are made of the bodies of
+ animals into others of the same kind, the new comers are not other than
+ their predecessors? From the ashes of a phoenix, a worm, they say, is
+ engendered, and from that another phoenix; who can imagine that this
+ second phoenix is no other than the first? We see our silk-worms, as it
+ were, die and wither; and from this withered body a butterfly is produced;
+ and from that another worm; how ridiculous would it be to imagine that
+ this was still the first! That which once has ceased to be is no more:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nec, si materiam nostram collegerit tas
+ Post obitum, rursumque redegerit, ut sita nunc est,
+ Atque iterum nobis fuerint data lumina vit,
+ Pertineat quidquam tamen ad nos id quoque factum,
+ Interrupta semel cum sit repetentia nostra.
+
+ “Neither tho’ time should gather and restore
+ Our matter to the form it was before,
+ And give again new light to see withal,
+ Would that new figure us concern at all;
+ Or we again ever the same be seen,
+ Our being having interrupted been.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And, Plato, when thou sayest in another place that it shall be the
+ spiritual part of man that will be concerned in the fruition of the
+ recompense of another life, thou tellest us a thing wherein there is as
+ little appearance of truth:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Scilicet, avolsis radicibus, ut nequit ullam
+ Dispicere ipsa oculus rem, seorsum corpore toto;
+
+ “No more than eyes once from their optics torn,
+ Can ever after any thing discern;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ for, by this account, it would no more be man, nor consequently us, who
+ would be concerned in this enjoyment; for we are composed of two principal
+ essential parts, the separation of which is the death and ruin of our
+ being:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Inter enim jecta est vital pausa, vageque
+ Deerrarunt passim motus ab sensibus omnes;
+
+ “When once that pause of life is come between,
+ ‘Tis just the same as we had never been;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ we cannot say that the man suffers when the worms feed upon his members,
+ and that the earth consumes them:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Et nihil hoc ad nos, qui coltu conjugioque
+ Corporis atque anim consistimus uniter apti.
+
+ “What’s that to us? for we are only we,
+ While soul and body in one frame agree.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Moreover, upon what foundation of their justice can the gods take notice
+ of or reward man after his death and virtuous actions, since it was
+ themselves that put them in the way and mind to do them? And why should
+ they be offended at or punish him for wicked ones, since themselves have
+ created in him so frail a condition, and when, with one glance of their
+ will, they might prevent him from falling? Might not Epicurus, with great
+ colour of human reason, object this to Plato, did he not often save
+ himself with this sentence: “That it is impossible to establish any
+ thing certain of the immortal nature by the mortal?” She does
+ nothing but err throughout, but especially when she meddles with divine
+ things. Who does more evidently perceive this than we? For although we
+ have given her certain and infallible principles; and though we have
+ enlightened her steps with the sacred lamp of truth that it has pleased
+ God to communicate to us; we daily see, nevertheless, that if she swerve
+ never so little from the ordinary path; and that she stray from, or wander
+ out of the way set out and beaten by the church, how soon she loses,
+ confounds and fetters herself, tumbling and floating in this vast,
+ turbulent, and waving sea of human opinions, without restraint, and
+ without any determinate end; so soon as she loses that great and common
+ road, she enters into a labyrinth of a thousand several paths.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Man cannot be any thing but what he is, nor imagine beyond the reach of
+ his capacity. “Tis a greater presumption,” says Plutarch,
+ “in them who are but men to attempt to speak and discourse of the
+ gods and demi-gods than it is in a man utterly ignorant of music to give
+ an opinion of singing; or in a man who never saw a camp to dispute about
+ arms and martial affairs, presuming by some light conjecture to understand
+ the effects of an art he is totally a stranger to.” Antiquity, I
+ believe, thought to put a compliment upon, and to add something to, the
+ divine grandeur in assimilating it to man, investing it with his
+ faculties, and adorning it with his ugly humours and most shameful
+ necessities; offering it our aliments to eat, presenting it with our
+ dances, mummeries, and farces, to divert it; with our vestments to cover
+ it, and our houses to inhabit, coaxing it with the odour of incense and
+ the sounds of music, with festoons and nosegays; and to accommodate it to
+ our vicious passions, flattering its justice with inhuman vengeance, and
+ with the ruin and dissipation of things by it created and preserved as
+ Tiberius Sempronius, who burnt the rich spoils and arms he had gained from
+ the enemy in Sardinia for a sacrifice to Vulcan; and Paulus milius, those
+ of Macedonia, to Mars and Minerva; and Alexander, arriving at the Indian
+ Ocean, threw several great vessels of gold into the sea, in honour of
+ Thetes; and moreover loading her altars with a slaughter not of innocent
+ beasts only, but of men also, as several nations, and ours among the rest,
+ were commonly used to do; and I believe there is no nation under the sun
+ that has not done the same:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Sulmone creatos
+ Quatuor hc juvenes, totidem quos educat Ufens,
+ Viventes rapit, inferias quos immolet umbris.
+
+ “Four sons of Sulmo, four whom Ufens bred,
+ He took in flight, and living victims led,
+ To please the ghost of Pallas, and expire
+ In sacrifice before his fun’ral pyre.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The Get hold themselves to be immortal, and that their death is nothing
+ but a journey to their god Zamolxis. Every five years they dispatch some
+ one among them to him, to entreat of him such necessaries as they stand in
+ need of. This envoy is chosen by lot, and the form of dispatching him,
+ after he has been instructed by word of mouth what he is to deliver, is
+ that of the assistants, three hold up as many javelins, upon which the
+ rest throw his body with all their force. If he happen to be wounded in a
+ mortal part, and that he immediately dies, ‘tis held a certain
+ argument of divine favour; but if he escapes, he is looked upon as a
+ wicked and execrable wretch, and another is dismissed after the same
+ manner in his stead. Amestris, the mother of Xerxes, being grown old,
+ caused at once fourteen young men, of the best families of Persia, to be
+ buried alive, according to the religion of the country, to gratify some
+ infernal deity. And even to this day the idols of Themixtitan are cemented
+ with the blood of little children, and they delight in no sacrifice but of
+ these pure and infantine souls; a justice thirsty of innocent blood:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Tantum religio potuit suadere maloram.
+
+ “Such impious use was of religion made,
+ So many demon acts it could persuade.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The Carthaginians immolated their own children to Saturn; and those who
+ had none of their own bought of others, the father and mother being in the
+ mean time obliged to assist at the ceremony with a gay and contented
+ countenance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a strange fancy to think to gratify the divine bounty with our
+ afflictions; like the Lacedemonians, who regaled their Diana with the
+ tormenting of young boys, whom they caused to be whipped for her sake,
+ very often to death. It was a savage humour to imagine to gratify the
+ architect by the subversion of his building, and to think to take away the
+ punishment due to the guilty by punishing the innocent; and that poor
+ Iphigenia, at the port of Aulis, should by her death and immolation
+ acquit, towards God, the whole army of the Greeks from all the crimes they
+ had committed;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Et casta inceste, nubendi tempore in ipso,
+ Hostia concideret mactatu mosta parentis;
+
+ “That the chaste virgin in her nuptial band
+ Should die by an unnat’ral father’s hand;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and that the two noble and generous souls of the two Decii, the father and
+ the son, to incline the favour of the gods to be propitious to the affairs
+ of Rome, should throw themselves headlong into the thickest of the enemy:
+ <i>Quo fuit tanta deorum iniquitas, ut placari populo Romano non possent,
+ nisi tales viri occidissent?</i> “How great an injustice in the gods
+ was it that they could not be reconciled to the people of Rome unless such
+ men perished!” To which may be added, that it is not for the
+ criminal to cause himself to be scourged according to his own measure nor
+ at his own time, but that it purely belongs to the judge, who considers
+ nothing as chastisements but the penalty that he appoints, and cannot call
+ that punishment which proceeds from the consent of him that suffers. The
+ divine vengeance presupposes an absolute dissent in us, both for its
+ justice and for our own penalty. And therefore it was a ridiculous humour
+ of Polycrates, tyrant of Samos, who, to interrupt the continued course of
+ his good fortune, and to balance it, went and threw the dearest and most
+ precious jewel he had into the sea, believing that by this voluntary and
+ antedated mishap he bribed and satisfied the revolution and vicissitude of
+ fortune; and she, to mock his folly, ordered it so that the same jewel
+ came again into his hands, found in the belly of a fish. And then to what
+ end were those tearings and dismemberments of the Corybantes, the Menades,
+ and, in our times, of the Mahometans, who slash their faces, bosoms, and
+ limbs, to gratify their prophet; seeing that the offence lies in the will,
+ not in the breast, eyes, genitals, roundness of form, the shoulders, or
+ the throat? <i>Tantus est perturbto mentis, et sedibus suis pilso, furor,
+ ut sic dii placentur, quemadmodum ne homines quidem soviunt.</i> “So
+ great is the fury and madness of troubled minds when once displaced from
+ the seat of reason, as if the gods should be appeased with what even men
+ are not so cruel as to approve.” The use of this natural contexture
+ has not only respect to us, but also to the service of God and other men;
+ ‘tis as unjust for us voluntarily to wound or hurt it as to kill
+ ourselves upon any pretence whatever; it seems to be great cowardice and
+ treason to exercise cruelty upon, and to destroy, the functions of the
+ body that are stupid and servile, to spare the soul the solicitude of
+ governing them according to reason: <i>Ubi iratos deos timent, qui sic
+ propitios habere merentur? In regi libidinis voluptatem castrati sunt
+ quidam; sed nemo sibi, ne vir esset, jubente domino, mantis intulit.</i>
+ “Where are they so afraid of the anger of the gods as to merit their
+ favour at that rate? Some, indeed, have been made eunuchs for the lust of
+ princes: but no man at his master’s command has put his own hand to
+ unman himself.” So did they fill their religion with several ill
+ effects:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Spius olim Religio peperit scelerosa atque impia facta.
+
+ “In elder times Religion did commit most fearful crimes.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Now nothing of ours can in any sort be compared or likened unto the divine
+ nature, which will not blemish and stain it with much imperfection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How can that infinite beauty, power, and goodness, admit of any
+ correspondence or similitude to such abject things as we are, without
+ extreme wrong and manifest dishonour to his divine greatness? <i>Infirmum
+ dei fortius est hominibs; et stultum dei sapientius est hominibus.</i>
+ “For the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of
+ God is stronger than men.” Stilpo, the philosopher, being asked,
+ “Whether the gods were delighted with our adorations and sacrifices?”&mdash;“You
+ are indiscreet,” answered he; “let us withdraw apart, if you
+ would talk of such things.” Nevertheless, we prescribe him bounds,
+ we keep his power besieged by our reasons (I call our ravings and dreams
+ reason, with the dispensation of philosophy, which says, “That the
+ wicked man, and even the fool, go mad by reason, but a particular form of
+ reason”), we would subject him to the vain and feeble appearances of
+ our understandings,&mdash;him who has made both us and our knowledge.
+ Because that nothing is made of nothing, God therefore could not make the
+ world without matter. What! has God put into our hands the keys and most
+ secret springs of his power? Is he obliged not to exceed the limits of our
+ knowledge? Put the case, O man! that thou hast been able here to mark some
+ footsteps of his effects; dost thou therefore think that he has employed
+ all he can, and has crowded all his forms and ideas in this work? Thou
+ seest nothing but the order and revolution of this little cave in which
+ thou art lodged, if, indeed, thou dost see so much; whereas his divinity
+ has an infinite jurisdiction beyond. This part is nothing in comparison of
+ the whole:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Omnia cum colo, terrque, manque,
+ Nil sunt ad summam summal totius omnem.
+
+ “The earth, the sea, and skies, from pole to pole,
+ Are small, nay, nothing to the mighty whole.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a municipal law that thou allegest, thou knowest not what is
+ universal Tie thyself to that to which thou art subject, but not him; he
+ is not of thy brotherhood, thy fellow-citizen, or companion. If he has in
+ some sort communicated himself unto thee, ‘tis not to debase himself
+ unto thy littleness, nor to make thee comptroller of his power; the human
+ body cannot fly to the clouds; rules are for thee. The sun runs every day
+ his ordinary course; the bounds of the sea and the earth cannot be
+ confounded; the water is unstable and without firmness; a wall, unless it
+ be broken, is impenetrable to a solid body; a man cannot preserve his life
+ in the flames; he cannot be both in heaven and upon earth, and corporally
+ in a thousand places at once. ‘Tis for thee that he has made these
+ rules; ‘tis thee that they concern; he has manifested to Christians
+ that he has enfranchised himself from them all when it pleased him. And,
+ in truth, why, almighty as he is, should he have limited his power within
+ any certain bounds? In favour of whom should he have renounced his
+ privilege? Thy reason has in no other thing more of likelihood and
+ foundation than in that wherein it persuades thee that there is a
+ plurality of worlds:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Terramque et solem, lunam, mare, estera quo rant,
+ Non esse unica, sed numro magis innumerali.
+
+ “That earth, sun, moon, sea, and the rest that are,
+ Not single, but innumerable were.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The most eminent minds of elder times believed it; and some of this age of
+ ours, compelled by the appearances of human reason, do the same; forasmuch
+ as in this fabric that we behold there is nothing single and one,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cum in summ res nulla sit una,
+ Unica quo gignatur, et unica solaque crescat;
+
+ “Since nothing’s single in this mighty place,
+ That can alone beget, alone increase;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and that all the kinds are multiplied in some number; by which it seems
+ not to be likely that God should have made this work only without a
+ companion; and that the matter of this form should have been totally
+ drained in this individual.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quare etiam atque etiam tales fateare necesse est
+ Esse alios alibi congressus materiali;
+ Qualis hic est, avido complexu quem tenet ther.
+
+ “Wherefore ‘tis necessary to confess
+ That there must elsewhere be the like congress
+ Of the like matter, which the airy space
+ Holds fast within its infinite embrace.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Especially if it be a living creature, which its motions render so
+ credible that Plato affirms it, and that many of our people do either
+ confirm, or dare not deny it; no more than that ancient opinion that the
+ heavens, the stars, and other members of the world, are creatures composed
+ of body and soul, mortal in respect of their composition, but immortal by
+ the determination of the Creator. Now if there be many worlds, as
+ Democritus, Epicurus, and almost all philosophy has believed, what do we
+ know that the principles and rules of this of ours in like manner concern
+ the rest? They may peradventure have another form and another polity.
+ Epicurus supposes them either like or unlike. We see in this world an
+ infinite difference and variety, only by distance of places; neither com,
+ wine, nor any of our animals are to be seen in that new comer of the world
+ discovered by our fathers; ‘tis all there another thing; and in
+ times past, do but consider in how many parts of the world they had no
+ knowledge either of Bacchus or Ceres. If Pliny and Herodotus are to be
+ believed, there are in certain places kinds of men very little resembling
+ us, mongrel and ambiguous forms, betwixt the human and brutal natures;
+ there are countries where men are bom without heads, having their mouth
+ and eyes in their breast; where they are all hermaphrodites; where they go
+ on all four; where they have but one eye in the forehead, and a head more
+ like a dog than like ours; where they are half fish the lower part, and
+ live in the water; where the women bear at five years old, and live but
+ eight; where the head and the skin of the forehead is so hard that a sword
+ will not touch it, but rebounds again; where men have no beards; nations
+ that know not the use of fire; others that eject seed of a black colour.
+ What shall we say of those that naturally change themselves into wolves,
+ colts, and then into men again? And if it be true, as Plutarch says, that
+ in some place of the Indies there are men without mouths, who nourish
+ themselves with the smell of certain odours, how many of our descriptions
+ are false? He is no longer risible, nor, perhaps, capable of reason and
+ society. The disposition and cause of our internal composition would then
+ for the most part be to no purpose, and of no use.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Moreover, how many things are there in our own knowledge that oppose those
+ fine rules we have cut out for and prescribe to nature? And yet we must
+ undertake to circumscribe thereto God himself! How many things do we call
+ miraculous, and contrary to nature? This is done by every nation and by
+ every man, according to the proportion of his ignorance. How many occult
+ properties and quintessences do we daily discover? For, for us to go
+ “according to nature,” is no more but to go “according
+ to our understanding,” as far as that is able to follow, and as far
+ as we are able to see into it; all beyond that is, forsooth, monstrous and
+ irregular. Now, by this account, all things shall be monstrous to the
+ wisest and most understanding men; for human reason has persuaded them
+ that there was no manner of ground nor foundation, not so much as to be
+ assured that snow is white, and Anaxagoras affirmed it to be black; if
+ there be any thing, or if there be nothing; if there be knowledge or
+ ignorance, which Metrodorus of Chios denied that man was able to
+ determine; or whether we live, as Euripides doubts whether the life we
+ live is life, or whether that we call death be not life, [&mdash;Greek&mdash;]
+ and not without some appearance. For why do we derive the title of being
+ from this instant, which is but a flash in the infinite course of an
+ eternal night, and so short an interruption of our perpetual and natural
+ condition, death possessing all the before and after this moment, and also
+ a good part of the moment itself. Others swear there is no motion at all,
+ as followers of Melissus, and that nothing stirs. For if there be but one,
+ neither can that spherical motion be of any use to him, nor motion from
+ one place to another, as Plato proves: “That there is neither
+ generation nor corruption in nature.” Protagoras says that there is
+ nothing in nature but doubt; that a man may equally dispute of all things;
+ and even of this, whether a man can equally dispute of all things;
+ Nausiphanes, that of things which seem to be, nothing is more than it is
+ not; that there is nothing certain but uncertainty; Parmenides, that of
+ that which seems, there is no one thing in general; that there is but one
+ thing; Zeno, that one same is not, and that there is nothing; if there
+ were one thing, it would either be in another or in itself; if it be in
+ another, they are two; if it be in itself, they are yet two; the
+ comprehending, and the comprehended. According to these doctrines the
+ nature of things is no other than a shadow, either false or vain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This way of speaking in a Christian man has ever seemed to me very
+ indiscreet and irreverent. “God cannot die; God cannot contradict
+ himself; God cannot do this or that.” I do not like to have the
+ divine power so limited by the laws of men’s mouths; and the idea
+ which presents itself to us in those propositions ought to be more
+ religiously and reverently expressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our speaking has its failings and defects, as well as all the rest. Most
+ of the occasions of disturbance in the world are grammatical ones; our
+ suits only spring from disputes as to the interpretation of laws; and most
+ wars proceed from the inability of ministers clearly to express the
+ conventions and treaties of amity of princes. How many quarrels, and of
+ how great importance, has the doubt of the meaning of this syllable, <i>hoc</i>,*
+ created in the world? Let us take the clearest conclusion that logic
+ itself
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Montaigne here refers to the controversies between
+ the Catholics and Protestants about transubstantiation.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ presents us withal; if you say, “It is fine weather,” and that
+ you say true, it is then fine weather. Is not this a very certain form of
+ speaking? And yet it will deceive us; that it will do so, let us follow
+ the example: If you say, “I lie,” if you say true, you do lie.
+ The art, the reason, and force of the conclusion of this, are the same
+ with the other, and yet we are gravelled. The Pyrrhonian philosophers, I
+ see, cannot express their general conception in any kind of speaking; for
+ they would require a new language on purpose; ours is all formed of
+ affirmative propositions, which are totally antarctic to them; insomuch
+ that when they say “I doubt,” they are presently taken by the
+ throat, to make them confess that at least they know and are assured that
+ they do doubt. By which means they have been compelled to shelter
+ themselves under this medical comparison, without which their humour would
+ be inexplicable: when they pronounce, “I know not,” or,
+ “I doubt,” they say that this proposition carries off itself
+ with the rest, no more nor less than rhubarb, that drives out the ill
+ humours, and carries itself off with them. This fancy will be more
+ certainly understood by interrogation: “What do I know?” as I
+ bear it with the emblem of a balance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ See what use they make of this irreverent way of speaking; in the present
+ disputes about our religion, if you press its adversaries too hard, they
+ will roundly tell you, “that it is not in the power of God to make
+ it so, that his body should be in paradise and upon earth, and in several
+ places at once.” And see, too, what advantage the old scoffer made
+ of this. “At least,” says he, “it is no little
+ consolation to man to see that God cannot do all things; for he cannot
+ kill himself, though he would; which is the greatest privilege we have in
+ our condition; he cannot make mortal immortal, nor revive the dead; nor
+ make it so, that he who has lived has not; nor that he who has had honours
+ has not had them; having no other right to the past than that of oblivion.”
+ And that the comparison of man to God may yet be made out by jocose
+ examples: “He cannot order it so,” says he, “that twice
+ ten shall not be twenty.” This is what he says, and what a Christian
+ ought to take heed shall not escape his lips. Whereas, on the contrary, it
+ seems as if men studied this foolish daring of language, to reduce God to
+ their own measure:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cras vel atr Nube polum, Pater, occupato,
+ Vel sole puro; non tamen irritum
+ Quodcumque retro est efficiet, neque
+ Diffinget infectumque reddet
+ Quod fugiens semel hora vexit.
+
+ “To-morrow, let it shine or rain,
+ Yet cannot this the past make vain:
+ Nor uncreate and render void
+ That which was yesterday enjoyed.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ When we say that the infinity of ages, as well past as to come, are but
+ one instant with God; that his goodness, wisdom, and power are the same
+ with his essence; our mouths speak it, but our understandings apprehend it
+ not; and yet, such is our vain opinion of ourselves, that we must make the
+ Divinity to pass through our sieve; and thence proceed all the dreams and
+ errors with which the world abounds, whilst we reduce and weigh in our
+ balance a thing so far above our poise. <i>Mirum quo procdat improbitas
+ cordis humani, parvulo aliquo intritata successu.</i> “‘Tis
+ wonderful to what the wickedness of man’s heart will proceed, if
+ elevated with the least success.” How magisterially and insolently
+ does Epicurus reprove the Stoics, for maintaining that the truly good and
+ happy being appertained only to God, and that the wise man had nothing but
+ a shadow and resemblance of it! How temerariously have they bound God to
+ destiny (a thing which, by my consent, none that bears the name of a
+ Christian shall ever do again)! and Thales, Plato, and Pythagoras have
+ enslaved him to necessity. This arrogance of attempting to discover God
+ with our eyes has been the cause that an eminent person among us has
+ attributed to the Divinity a corporal form; and is the reason of what
+ happens to us every day, of attributing to God important events, by a
+ particular assignment. Because they weigh with us, they conclude that they
+ also weigh with him, and that he has a more intent and vigilant regard to
+ them than to others of less moment to us or of ordinary course: <i>Magna
+ Dii curant, parva negligunt:</i> “The gods are concerned at great
+ matters, but slight the small.” Listen to him; he will clear this to
+ you by his reason: <i>Nec in regnis quidem reges omnia minima curant:</i>
+ “Neither indeed do kings in their administration take notice of all
+ the least concerns.” As if to that King of kings it were more or
+ less to subvert a kingdom, or to move the leaf of a tree; or as if his
+ providence acted after another manner in inclining the event of a battle
+ than in the leap of a flea. The hand of his government is laid upon every
+ thing after the same manner, with the same power and order; our interest
+ does nothing towards it; our inclinations and measures sway nothing with
+ him. <i>Deus ita artifex magnus in magnis, ut minor non sit in parvis:</i>
+ “God is so great an artificer in great things, that he is no less in
+ the least” Our arrogancy sets this blasphemous comparison ever
+ before us. Because our employments are a burden to us, Strato has
+ courteously been pleased to exempt the gods from all offices, as their
+ priests are; he makes nature produce and support all things; and with her
+ weights and motions make up the several parts of the world, discharging
+ human nature from the awe of divine judgments: <i>Quod beatum terumque
+ sit, id nec habere negotii quicquam, nec exhibere alteri:</i> “What
+ is blessed and eternal has neither any business itself nor gives any to
+ another.” Nature will that in like things there should be a like
+ relation. The infinite number of mortals, therefore, concludes a like
+ number of immortals; the infinite things that kill and destroy presupposes
+ as many that preserve and profit. As the souls of the gods, without
+ tongue, eye, or ear, do every one of them feel amongst themselves what the
+ other feels, and judge our thoughts; so the souls of men, when at liberty
+ and loosed from the body, either by sleep or some ecstacy, divine,
+ foretell, and see things, which, whilst joined to the body, they could not
+ see. “Men,” says St. Paul, “professing themselves to be
+ wise, they become fools; and change the glory of the uncorruptible God
+ into an image made like corruptible man.” Do but take notice of the
+ juggling in the ancient deifications. After the great and stately pomp of
+ the funeral, so soon as the fire began to mount to the top of the pyramid,
+ and to catch hold of the couch where the body lay, they at the same time
+ turned out an eagle, which flying upward, signified that the soul went
+ into Paradise. We have a thousand medals, and particularly of the worthy
+ Faustina, where this eagle is represented carrying these deified souls to
+ heaven with their heels upwards. ‘Tis pity that we should fool
+ ourselves with our own fopperies and inventions,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quod finxere, timent,
+
+ “They fear their own inventions,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ like children who are frighted with the same face of their playfellow,
+ that they themselves have smeared and smutted. <i>Quasi quicquam
+ infelicius sit homine, cui sua figmenta dominantur:</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “As if any thing could be more unhappy than man, who is insulted
+ over by his own imagination.” ‘Tis far from honouring him who
+ made us, to honour him that we have made. Augustus had more temples than
+ Jupiter, served with as much religion and belief of miracles. The
+ Thracians, in return of the benefits they had received from Agesilaus,
+ came to bring him word that they had canonized him: “Has your
+ nation,” said he to them, “the power to make gods of whom they
+ please? Pray first deify some one amongst yourselves, and when I shall see
+ what advantage he has by it, I will thank you for your offer.” Man
+ is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making
+ gods by dozens. Hear Trismegistus in praise of our sufficiency: “Of
+ all the wonderful things, it surmounts all wonder that man could find out
+ the divine nature and make it.” And take here the arguments of the
+ school of philosophy itself:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nosse cui divos et coli munina soli,
+ Aut soli nescire, datum.
+
+ “To whom to know the deities of heaven,
+ Or know he knows them not, alone ‘tis given.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ “If there is a God, he is a living creature; if he be a living
+ creature, he has sense; and if he has sense, he is subject to corruption.
+ If he be without a body he is without a soul, and consequently without
+ action; and if he has a body, it is perishable.” Is not here a
+ triumph? we are incapable of having made the world; there must then be
+ some more excellent nature that has put a hand to the work. It were a
+ foolish and ridiculous arrogance to esteem ourselves the most perfect
+ thing of the universe. There must then be something that is better, and
+ that must be God. When you see a stately and stupendous edifice, though
+ you do not know who is the owner of it, you would yet conclude it was not
+ built for rats. And this divine structure, that we behold of the celestial
+ palace, have we not reason to believe that it is the residence of some
+ possessor, who is much greater than we? Is not the most supreme always the
+ most worthy? but we are in the lowest form. Nothing without a soul and
+ without reason can produce a living creature capable of reason. The world
+ produces us, the world then has soul and reason. Every part of us is less
+ than we. We are part of the world, the world therefore is endued with
+ wisdom and reason, and that more abundantly than we. ‘Tis a fine
+ thing to have a great government; the government of the world then
+ appertains to some happy nature. The stars do us no harm; they are then
+ full of goodness. We have need of nourishment; then so have the gods also,
+ and feed upon the vapours of the earth. Worldly goods are not goods to
+ God; therefore they are not goods to us; offending and being offended are
+ equally testimonies of imbecility; ‘tis therefore folly to fear God.
+ God is good by his nature; man by his industry, which is more. The divine
+ and human wisdom have no other distinction, but that the first is eternal;
+ but duration is no accession to wisdom, therefore we are companions. We
+ have life, reason, and liberty; we esteem goodness, charity, and justice;
+ these qualities are then in him. In conclusion, building and destroying,
+ the conditions of the Divinity, are forged by man, according as they
+ relate to himself. What a pattern, and what a model! let us stretch, let
+ us raise and swell human qualities as much as we please; puff up thyself,
+ poor man, yet more and more, and more:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Non, si tu ruperis, inquit.
+
+ “Not if thou burst,” said he.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <i>Profecto non Deum, quern cogitare non possunt, sed semetip pro illo
+ cogitantes, non ilium, sed seipsos, non illi, sed sibi comparant?</i>
+ “Certainly they do not imagine God, whom they cannot imagine; but
+ they imagine themselves in his stead; they do not compare him, but
+ themselves, not to him, but to themselves.” In natural things the
+ effects do but half relate to their causes. What’s this to the
+ purpose? His condition is above the order of nature, too elevated, too
+ remote, and too mighty, to permit itself to be bound and fettered by our
+ conclusions. ‘Tis not through ourselves that we arrive at that
+ place; our ways lie too low. We are no nearer heaven on the top of Mount
+ Cenis than at the bottom of the sea; take the distance with your
+ astrolabe. They debase God even to the carnal knowledge of women, to so
+ many times, and so many generations. Paulina, the wife of Satuminus, a
+ matron of great reputation at Rome, thinking she lay with the god Serapis,
+ found herself in the arms of an amoroso of hers, through the panderism of
+ the priests of his temple. Varro, the most subtle and most learned of all
+ the Latin authors, in his book of theology, writes, that the sexton of
+ Hercules’s temple, throwing dice with one hand for himself, and with
+ the other for Hercules, played after that manner with him for a supper and
+ a wench; if he won, at the expense of the offerings; if he lost, at his
+ own. The sexton lost, and paid the supper and the wench. Her name was
+ Laurentina, who saw by night this god in her arms, who moreover told her,
+ that the first she met the next day, should give her a heavenly reward;
+ which proved to be Taruncius, a rich young man, who took her home to his
+ house, and in time left her his inheritrix. She, in her turn, thinking to
+ do a thing that would be pleasing to the god, left the people of Rome
+ heirs to her; and therefore had divine honours attributed to her. As if it
+ had not been sufficient that Plato was originally descended from the gods
+ by a double line, and that he had Neptune for the common father of his
+ race, it was certainly believed at Athens, that Aristo, having a mind to
+ enjoy the fair Perictione, could not, and was warned by the god Apollo, in
+ a dream, to leave her unpolluted and untouched, till she should first be
+ brought to bed. These were the father and mother of Plato. How many
+ ridiculous stories are there of like cuckoldings, committed by the gods
+ against poor mortal men! And how many husbands injuriously scandaled in
+ favour of the children! In the Mahometan religion there are Merlins enough
+ found by the belief of the people; that is to say, children without
+ fathers, spiritual, divinely conceived in the wombs of virgins, and carry
+ names that signify so much in their language.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are to observe that to every thing nothing is more dear and estimable
+ than its being (the lion, the eagle the dolphin, prize nothing above their
+ own kind); and that every thing assimilates the qualities of all other
+ things to its own proper qualities, which we may indeed extend or
+ contract, but that’s all; for beyond that relation and principle our
+ imagination cannot go, can guess at nothing else, nor possibly go out
+ thence, nor stretch beyond it; whence spring these ancient conclusions: of
+ all forms the most beautiful is that of man; therefore God must be of that
+ form. No one can be happy without virtue, nor virtue be without reason,
+ and reason cannot inhabit anywhere but in a human shape; God is therefore
+ clothed in a human figure. <i>Ita est informatum et anticipatum mentibus
+ nostris, ut homini, quum de Deo cogitet, forma occurrat hu-mana.</i>
+ “It is so imprinted in our minds, and the fancy is so prepossessed
+ with it, that when a man thinks of God, a human figure ever presents
+ itself to the imagination.” Therefore it was that Xenophanes
+ pleasantly said, “That if beasts frame any gods to themselves, as
+ ‘tis likely they do, they make them certainly such as themselves
+ are, and glorify themselves in it, as we do. For why may not a goose say
+ thus; “All the parts of the universe I have an interest in; the
+ earth serves me to walk upon; the sun to light me; the stars have their
+ influence upon me; I have such an advantage by the winds and such by the
+ waters; there is nothing that yon heavenly roof looks upon so favourably
+ as me; I am the darling of nature! Is it not man that keeps, lodges, and
+ serves me? ‘Tis for me that he both sows and grinds; if he eats me
+ he does the same by his fellow-men, and so do I the worms that kill and
+ devour him.” As much might be said by a crane, and with greater
+ confidence, upon the account of the liberty of his flight, and the
+ possession of that high and beautiful region. <i>Tam blanda conciliatrix,
+ et tam sui est lena ipsa natura.</i> “So flattering and wheedling a
+ bawd is nature to herself.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now by the same consequence, the destinies are then for us; for us the
+ world; it shines it thunders for us; creator and creatures, all are for
+ us; ‘tis the mark and point to which the universality of things
+ aims. Look into the records that philosophy has kept for two thousand
+ years and more, of the affairs of heaven; the gods all that while have
+ neither acted nor spoken but for man. She does not allow them any other
+ consultation or occupation. See them here against us in war:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Domitosque Hercule manu
+ Telluris juvenes, unde periculum
+ Fulgens contre mu it domus
+ Saturai veteris.
+
+ “The brawny sons of earth, subdu’d by hand
+ Of Hercules on the Phlegran strand,
+ Where the rude shock did such an uproar make,
+ As made old Saturn’s sparkling palace shake.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And here you shall see them participate of our troubles, to make a return
+ for our having so often shared in theirs:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Neptunus muros, magnoque emota tridenti
+ Fundamenta quatit, totamque sedibus urbem
+ Emit: hie Juno Scas svissima portas Prima tenet.
+
+ “Amidst that smother Neptune holds his place,
+ Below the walls’ foundation drives his mace,
+ And heaves the city from its solid base.
+ See where in arms the cruel Juno stands,
+ Full in the Scan gate.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The Caunians, jealous of the authority of their own proper gods, armed
+ themselves on the days of their devotion, and through the whole of their
+ precincts ran cutting and slashing the air with their swords, by that
+ means to drive away and banish all foreign gods out of their territory.
+ Their powers are limited according that the plague, that the scurf, that
+ the phthisic; one cures one sort of itch, another another: <i>Adeo minimis
+ etiam rebus prava religio inserit Deos?</i> “At such a rate does
+ false religion create gods for the most contemptible uses.” This one
+ makes grapes grow, that onions; this has the presidence over lechery, that
+ over merchandise; for every sort of artisan a god; this has his province
+ and reputation in the east; that his in the west:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Here lay her armour, here her chariot stood.”
+
+ O sancte Apollo, qui umbilicum certum terrarum obtines!
+
+ “O sacred Phoebus, who with glorious ray,
+ From the earth’s centre, dost thy light display.”
+
+ Pallada Cecropid, Minola Creta Dianam,
+ Vulcanum tellus Hypsipylea colit,
+ Junonem Sparte, Pelopeladesque Mycen;
+ Pinigerum Fauni Mnalis ora caput;
+ Mars Latio venerandus.
+
+ “Th’ Athenians Pallas, Cynthia Crete adore,
+ Vulcan is worshipped on the Lemnian shore.
+ Proud Juno’s altars are by Spartans fed,
+ Th’ Arcadians worship Faunus, and ‘tis said
+ To Mars, by Italy, is homage paid.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ to our necessity; this cures horses, that men,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Hic illius arma, Hic currus fuit.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This has only one town or family in his possession; that lives alone; that
+ in company, either voluntary or upon necessity:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Junctaque sunt magno templa nepotis avo.
+
+ “And temples to the nephew joined are,
+ To those were reared to the great-grandfather.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ In here are some so wretched and mean (for the number amounts to six and
+ thirty thousand) that they must pack five or six together, to produce one
+ ear of corn, and thence take their several names; three to a door&mdash;that
+ of the plank, that of the hinge, and that of the threshold. Four to a
+ child&mdash;protectors of his swathing-clouts, his drink, meat, and
+ sucking. Some certain, some uncertain and doubtful, and some that are not
+ yet entered Paradise:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quos, quoniam coli nondum dignamur honore,
+ Quas dedimus cert terras habitare sinanras:
+
+ “Whom, since we yet not worthy think of heaven,
+ We suffer to possess the earth we’ve given.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ There are amongst them physicians, poets, and civilians. Some of a mean
+ betwixt the divine and human nature; mediators betwixt God and us, adorned
+ with a certain second and diminutive sort of adoration; infinite in titles
+ and offices; some good; others ill; some old and decrepit, and some that
+ are mortal. For Chrysippus was of opinion that in the last conflagration
+ of the world all the gods were to die but Jupiter. Man makes a thousand
+ pretty societies betwixt God and him; is he not his countryman?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Jovis incunabula Creten.
+
+ “Crete, the cradle of Jupiter.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And this is the excuse that, upon consideration of this subject, Scvola, a
+ high priest, and Varro, a great theologian in their times, make us:
+ “That it is necessary that the people should be ignorant of many
+ things that are true, and believe many things that are false.” <i>Quum
+ veritatem qua liberetur inquirat credatur ei expedire quod fallitur.</i>
+ “Seeing he inquires into the truth, by which he would be made free,
+ ‘tis fit he should be deceived.” Human eyes cannot perceive
+ things but by the forms they know; and we do not remember what a leap
+ miserable Phton took for attempting to guide his father’s horses
+ with a mortal hand. The mind of man falls into as great a depth, and is
+ after the same manner bruised and shattered by his own rashness. If you
+ ask of philosophy of what matter the heavens and the sun are? what answer
+ will she return, if not that it is iron, or, with Anaxagoras, stone, or
+ some other matter that she makes use of? If a man inquire of Zeno what
+ nature is? “A fire,” says he, “an artisan, proper for
+ generation, and regularly proceeding.” Archimedes, master of that
+ science which attributes to itself the precedency before all others for
+ truth and certainty; “the sun,” says he, “is a god of
+ red-hot iron.” Was not this a fine imagination, extracted from the
+ inevitable necessity of geometrical demonstrations? Yet not so inevitable
+ and useful but that Socrates thought it was enough to know so much of
+ geometry only as to measure the land a man bought or sold; and that
+ Polynus, who had been a great and famous doctor in it, despised it, as
+ full of falsity and manifest vanity, after he had once tasted the delicate
+ fruits of the lozelly gardens of Epicurus. Socrates in Xenophon,
+ concerning this affair, says of Anaxagoras, reputed by antiquity learned
+ above all others in celestial and divine matters, “That he had
+ cracked his brain, as all other men do who too immoderately search into
+ knowledges which nothing belong to them:” when he made the sun to be
+ a burning stone, he did not consider that a stone does not shine in the
+ fire; and, which is worse, that it will there consume; and in making the
+ sun and fire one, that fire does not turn the complexions black in shining
+ upon them; that we are able to look fixedly upon fire; and that fire kills
+ herbs and plants. ‘Tis Socrates’s opinion, and mine too, that
+ the best judging of heaven is not to judge of it at all. Plato having
+ occasion, in his <i>Timous</i>, to speak of the demons, “This
+ undertaking,” says he, “exceeds my ability.” We are
+ therefore to believe those ancients who said they were begotten by them;
+ ‘tis against all reason to refuse a man’s faith to the
+ children of the gods, though what they say should not be proved by any
+ necessary or probable reasons; seeing they engage to speak of domestic and
+ familiar things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us see if we have a little more light in the knowledge of human and
+ natural things. Is it not a ridiculous attempt for us to forge for those
+ to whom, by our own confession, our knowledge is not able to attain,
+ another body, and to lend a false form of our own invention; as is
+ manifest in this motion of the planets; to which, seeing our wits cannot
+ possibly arrive, nor conceive their natural conduct, we lend them
+ material, heavy, and substantial springs of our own by which to move:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Temo aureus, aurea summ
+ Curvatura rot, radiorum argenteus ordo.
+
+ “Gold was the axle, and the beam was gold;
+ The wheels with silver spokes on golden circles roll’d.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ You would say that we had had coachmakers, carpenters, and painters, that
+ went up on high to make engines of various motions, and to range the
+ wheelwork and interfacings of the heavenly bodies of differing colours
+ about the axis of necessity, according to Plato:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Mundus domus est maxima rerum,
+ Quam quinque altiton fragmine zon
+ Cingunt, per quam limbus pictus bis sex signis
+ Stellimicantibus, altus in obliquo there, lun
+ Bigas acceptat.
+
+ “The world’s a mansion that doth all things hold,
+ Which thundering zones, in number five, enfold,
+ Through which a girdle, painted with twelve signs,
+ And that with sparkling constellations, shines,
+ In heaven’s arch marks the diurnal course
+ For the sun’s chariot and his fiery horse.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ These are all dreams and fanatic follies. Why will not nature please for
+ once to lay open her bosom to us, and plainly discover to us the means and
+ conduct of her movements, and prepare our eyes to see them? Good God, what
+ abuse, what mistakes should we discover in our poor science! I am mistaken
+ if that weak knowledge of ours holds any one thing as it really is, and I
+ shall depart hence more ignorant of all other things than my own
+ ignorance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Have I not read in Plato this divine saying, that “nature is nothing
+ but enigmatic poesy!” As if a man might perhaps see a veiled and
+ shady picture, breaking out here and there with an infinite variety of
+ false lights to puzzle our conjectures: <i>Latent ista omnia crassis
+ occullata et circumfusa tenebris; ut nulla acies humani ingenii tanta sit,
+ qu penetrare in coelum, terram intrare, possit.</i> “All those
+ things lie concealed and involved in so dark an obscurity that no point of
+ human wit can be so sharp as to pierce heaven or penetrate the earth.”
+ And certainly philosophy is no other than sophisticated poetry. Whence do
+ the ancient writers extract their authorities but from the poets? and the
+ first of them were poets themselves, and writ accordingly. Plato is but a
+ poet unripped. Timon calls him, insultingly, “a monstrous forger of
+ miracles.” All superhuman sciences make use of the poetic style.
+ Just as women make use of teeth of ivory where the natural are wanting,
+ and instead of their true complexion make one of some artificial matter;
+ as they stuff themselves out with cotton to appear plump, and in the sight
+ of every one do paint, patch, and trick up themselves with a false and
+ borrowed beauty; so does science (and even our law itself has, they say,
+ legitimate fictions, whereon it builds the truth of its justice); she
+ gives us in presupposition, and for current pay, things which she herself
+ informs us were invented; for these <i>epicycles, eccentrics, and
+ concentrics</i>, which astrology makes use of to carry on the motions of
+ the stars, she gives us for the best she could invent upon that subject;
+ as also, in all the rest, philosophy presents us not that which really is,
+ or what she really believes, but what she has contrived with the greatest
+ and most plausible likelihood of truth, and the quaintest invention.
+ Plato, upon the discourse of the state of human bodies and those of
+ beasts, says, “I should know that what I have said is truth, had I
+ the confirmation of an oracle; but this I will affirm, that what I have
+ said is the most likely to be true of any thing I could say.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not to heaven only that art sends her ropes, engines, and
+ wheels; let us consider a little what she says of us ourselves, and of our
+ contexture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is not more retrogradation, trepidation, accession, recession, and
+ astonishment, in the stars and celestial bodies, than they have found out
+ in this poor little human body. In earnest, they have good reason, upon
+ that very account, to call it the little world, so many tools and parts
+ have they employed to erect and build it. To assist the motions they see
+ in man, and the various functions that we find in ourselves, in how many
+ parts have they divided the soul, in how many places lodged it? in how
+ many orders have they divided, and to how many stories have they raised
+ this poor creature, man, besides those that are natural and to be
+ perceived? And how many offices and vocations have they assigned him? They
+ make it an imaginary public thing. ‘Tis a subject that they hold and
+ handle; and they have full power granted to them to rip, place, displace,
+ piece, and stuff it, every one according to his own fancy, and yet they
+ possess it not They cannot, not in reality only, but even in dreams, so
+ govern it that there will not be some cadence or sound that will escape
+ their architecture, as enormous as it is, and botched with a thousand
+ false and fantastic patches. And it is not reason to excuse them; for
+ though we are satisfied with painters when they paint heaven, earth, seas,
+ mountains, and remote islands, that they give us some slight mark of them,
+ and, as of things unknown, are content with a faint and obscure
+ description; yet when they come and draw us after life, or any other
+ creature which is known and familiar to us, we then require of them a
+ perfect and exact representation of lineaments and colours, and despise
+ them if they fail in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am very well pleased with the Milesian girl, who observing the
+ philosopher Thales to be always contemplating the celestial arch, and to
+ have his eyes ever gazing upward, laid something in his way that he might
+ stumble over, to put him in mind that it would be time to take up his
+ thoughts about things that are in the clouds when he had provided for
+ those that were under his feet. Doubtless she advised him well, rather to
+ look to himself than to gaze at heaven; for, as Democritus says, by the
+ mouth of Cicero,&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quod est ante pedes, nemo spectat: coeli scrutantur plagas.
+
+ “No man regards what is under his feet;
+ They are always prying towards heaven.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ But our condition will have it so, that the knowledge of what we have in
+ hand is as remote from us, and as much above the clouds, as that of the
+ stars. As Socrates says, in Plato, “That whoever meddles with
+ philosophy may be reproached as Thales was by the woman, that he sees
+ nothing of that which is before him. For every philosopher is ignorant of
+ what his neighbour does; aye, and of what he does himself, and is ignorant
+ of what they both are, whether beasts or men.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those people, who find Sebond’s arguments too weak, that are
+ ignorant of nothing, that govern the world, that know all,&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Qu mare compescant caus; quid temperet annum;
+ Stell sponte su, jussve, vagentur et errent;
+ Quid premat obscurum lun, quid profrt orbem;
+ Quid velit et posait rerum concordia discors;
+
+ “What governs ocean’s tides,
+ And through the various year the seasons guides;
+ Whether the stars by their own proper force,
+ Or foreign power, pursue their wand’ring course;
+ Why shadows darken the pale queen of night;
+ Whence she renews her orb and spreads her light;&mdash;
+ What nature’s jarring sympathy can mean;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ have they not sometimes in their writings sounded the difficulties they
+ have met with of knowing their own being? We see very well that the finger
+ moves, that the foot moves, that some parts assume a voluntary motion of
+ themselves without our consent, and that others work by our direction;
+ that one sort of apprehension occasions blushing; another paleness; such
+ an imagination works upon the spleen only, another upon the brain; one
+ occasions laughter, another tears; another stupefies and astonishes all
+ our senses, and arrests the motion of all our members; at one object the
+ stomach will rise, at another a member that lies something lower; but how
+ a spiritual impression should make such a breach into a massy and solid
+ subject, and the nature of the connection and contexture of these
+ admirable springs and movements, never yet man knew: <i>Omnia incerta
+ ratione, et in natur majestate abdita.</i> “All uncertain in reason,
+ and concealed in the majesty of nature,” says Pliny. And St
+ Augustin, <i>Modus quo corporibus adhorent spiritus.... omnino minis est,
+ nec comprehendi ab homine potest; et hoc ipse homo est,</i> “The
+ manner whereby souls adhere to bodies is altogether wonderful, and cannot
+ be conceived by man, and yet this is man.” And yet it is not so much
+ as doubted; for the opinions of men are received according to the ancient
+ belief, by authority and upon trust, as if it were religion and law.
+ ‘Tis received as gibberish which is commonly spoken; this truth,
+ with all its clutter of arguments and proofs, is admitted as a firm and
+ solid body, that is no more to be shaken, no more to be judged of; on the
+ contrary, every one, according to the best of his talent, corroborates and
+ fortifies this received belief with the utmost power of his reason, which
+ is a supple utensil, pliable, and to be accommodated to any figure; and
+ thus the world comes to be filled with lies and fopperies. The reason that
+ men doubt of divers things is that they never examine common impressions;
+ they do not dig to the root, where the faults and defects lie; they only
+ debate upon the branches; they do not examine whether such and such a
+ thing be true, but if it has been so and so understood; it is not inquired
+ into whether Galen has said any thing to purpose, but whether he has said
+ so or so. In truth it was very good reason that this curb to the liberty
+ of our judgments and that tyranny over our opinions, should be extended to
+ the schools and arts. The god of scholastic knowledge is Aristotle;
+ ‘tis irreligion to question any of his decrees, as it was those of
+ Lucurgus at Sparta; his doctrine is a magisterial law, which,
+ peradventure, is as false as another. I do not know why I should not as
+ willingly embrace either the ideas of Plato, or the atoms of Epicurus, or
+ the plenum or vacuum of Leucippus and Democritus, or the water of Thales,
+ or the infinity of nature of Anaximander, or the air of Diogenes, or the
+ numbers and symmetry of Pythagoras, or the infinity of Parmenides, or the
+ One of Musus, or the water and fire of Apollodorus, or the similar parts
+ of Anaxagoras, or the discord and friendship of Empedocles, or the fire of
+ Heraclitus, or any other opinion of that infinite confusion of opinions
+ and determinations, which this fine human reason produces by its certitude
+ and clearsightedness in every thing it meddles withal, as I should the
+ opinion of Aristotle upon this subject of the principles of natural
+ things; which principles he builds of three pieces&mdash;matter, form, and
+ privation. And what can be more vain than to make inanity itself the cause
+ of the production of things? Privation is a negative; of what humour could
+ he then make the cause and original of things that are? And yet that were
+ not to be controverted but for the exercise of logic; there is nothing
+ disputed therein to bring it into doubt, but to defend the author of the
+ school from foreign objections; his authority is the non-ultra, beyond
+ which it is not permitted to inquire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is very easy, upon approved foundations, to build whatever we please;
+ for, according to the law and ordering of this beginning, the other parts
+ of the structure are easily carried on without any failure. By this way we
+ find our reason well-grounded, and discourse at a venture; for our masters
+ prepossess and gain beforehand as much room in our belief as is necessary
+ towards concluding afterwards what they please, as geometricians do by
+ their granted demands, the consent and approbation we allow them giving
+ them wherewith to draw us to the right and left, and to whirl us about at
+ their pleasure. Whatever springs from these presuppositions is our master
+ and our God; he will take the level of his foundations so ample and so
+ easy that by them he may mount us up to the clouds, if he so please. In
+ this practice and negotiation of science we have taken the saying of
+ Pythagoras, “That every expert person ought to be believed in his
+ own art” for current pay. The logician refers the signification of
+ words to the grammarians; the rhetorician borrows the state of arguments
+ from the logician; the poet his measure from the musician: the
+ geometrician his proportions from the arithmetician, and the
+ metaphysicians take physical conjectures for their foundations; for every
+ science has its principle presupposed, by which human judgment is
+ everywhere kept in check. If you come to rush against the bar where the
+ principal error lies, they have presently this sentence in their mouths,
+ “That there is no disputing with persons who deny principles.”
+ Now men can have no principles if not revealed to them by the divinity; of
+ all the rest the beginning, the middle, and the end, is nothing but dream
+ and vapour. To those that contend upon presupposition we must, on the
+ contrary, presuppose to them the same axiom upon which the dispute is. For
+ every human presupposition and declaration has as much authority one as
+ another, if reason do not make the difference. Wherefore they are all to
+ be put into the balance, and first the generals and those that tyrannize
+ over us. The persuasion of certainty is a certain testimony of folly and
+ extreme incertainty; and there are not a more foolish sort of men, nor
+ that are less philosophers, than the Philodoxes of Plato; we must inquire
+ whether fire be hot? whether snow be white? if there be any such things as
+ hard or soft within our knowledge?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And as to those answers of which they make old stories, as he that doubted
+ if there was any such thing as heat, whom they bid throw himself into the
+ fire; and he that denied the coldness of ice, whom they bid to put ice
+ into his bosom;&mdash;they are pitiful things, unworthy of the profession
+ of philosophy. If they had let us alone in our natural being, to receive
+ the appearance of things without us, according as they present themselves
+ to us by our senses, and had permitted us to follow our own natural
+ appetites, governed by the condition of our birth, they might then have
+ reason to talk at that rate; but ‘tis from them we have learned to
+ make ourselves judges of the world; ‘tis from them that we derive
+ this fancy, “That human reason is controller-general of all that is
+ without and within the roof of heaven; that comprehends every thing, that
+ can do every thing; by the means of which every thing is known and
+ understood.” This answer would be good among the cannibals, who
+ enjoy the happiness of a long, quiet, and peaceable life, without
+ Aristotle’s precepts, and without the knowledge of the name of
+ physics; this answer would perhaps be of more value and greater force than
+ all those they borrow from their reason and invention; of this all
+ animals, and all where the power of the law of nature is yet pure and
+ simple, would be as capable as we, but as for them they have renounced it.
+ They need not tell us, “It is true, for you see and feel it to be
+ so;” they must tell me whether I really feel what I think I do; and
+ if I do feel it, they must then tell me why I feel it, and how, and what;
+ let them tell me the name, original, the parts and junctures of heat and
+ cold, the qualities of the agent and patient; or let them give up their
+ profession, which is not to admit or approve of any thing but by the way
+ of reason; that is their test in all sorts of essays; but, certainly,
+ ‘tis a test full of falsity, error, weakness, and defect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Which way can we better prove it than by itself? If we are not to believe
+ her when speaking of herself, she can hardly be thought fit to judge of
+ foreign things; if she know any thing, it must at least be her own being
+ and abode; she is in the soul, and either a part or an effect of it; for
+ true and essential reason, from which we by a false colour borrow the
+ name, is lodged in the bosom of the Almighty; there is her habitation and
+ recess; ‘tis thence that she imparts her rays, when God is pleased
+ to impart any beam of it to mankind, as Balias issued from her father’s
+ head, to communicate herself to the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now let us see what human reason tells us of herself and of the soul, not
+ of the soul in general, of which almost all philosophy makes the celestial
+ and first bodies participants; nor of that which Thales attributed to
+ things which themselves are reputed inanimate, lead thereto by the
+ consideration of the loadstone; but of that which appertains to us, and
+ that we ought the best to know:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ignoratur enim, qu sit natura animai;
+ Nata sit; an, contra, nascentibus insinuetur;
+ Et simnl intereat nobiscum morte dirempta;
+ An tenebras Orci visat, vastasque lacunas,
+ An pecudes alias divinitns insinuet se.
+
+ “For none the nature of the soul doth know,
+ Whether that it be born with us, or no;
+ Or be infused into us at our birth,
+ And dies with us when we return to earth,
+ Or then descends to the black shades below,
+ Or into other animals does go.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Crates and Dicarchus were of opinion that there was no soul at all, but
+ that the body thus stirs by a natural motion; Plato, that it was a
+ substance moving of itself; Thales, a nature without repose; Aedepiades,
+ an exercising of the senses; Hesiod and Anaximander, a thing composed of
+ earth and water; Parmenides, of earth and fire; Empedocles, of blood:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Sanguineam vomit ille animam;
+
+ “He vomits up his bloody soul.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Posidonius, Cleanthes, and Galen, that it was heat or a hot complexion&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Igneus est ollis vigor, et colestis origo;
+
+ “Their vigour of fire and of heavenly race.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Hippocrates, a spirit diffused all over the body; Varro, that it was an
+ air received at the mouth, heated in the lungs, moistened in the heart,
+ and diffused throughout the whole body; Zeno, the quintessence of the four
+ elements; Heraclides Ponticus, that it was the light; Zenocrates and the
+ Egyptians, a mobile number; the Chaldeans, a virtue without any
+ determinate form:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Habitum quemdam vitalem corporis esse,
+ Harmoniam Grci quam dicunt.
+
+ “A certain vital habit in man’s frame,
+ Which harmony the Grecian sages name.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us not forget Aristotle, who held the soul to be that which naturally
+ causes the body to move, which he calls entelechia, with as cold an
+ invention as any of the rest; for he neither speaks of the essence, nor of
+ the original, nor of the nature of the soul, but only takes notice of the
+ effect Lactantius, Seneca, and most of the Dogmatists, have confessed that
+ it was a thing they did not understand; after all this enumeration of
+ opinions, <i>Harum sententiarum quo vera sit, Deus aliquis viderit:</i>
+ “Of these opinions which is the true, let some god determine,”
+ says Cicero. “I know by myself,” says St Bernard, “how
+ incomprehensible God is, seeing I cannot comprehend the parts of my own
+ being.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Heraclitus, who was of opinion that every being was full of souls and
+ demons, did nevertheless maintain that no one could advance so far towards
+ the knowledge of the soul as ever to arrive at it; so profound was the
+ essence of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither is there less controversy and debate about seating of it.
+ Hippocrates and Hierophilus place it in the ventricle of the brain;
+ Democritus and Aristotle throughout the whole body;&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ut bona spe valetudo cum dicitur esse
+ Corporis, et non est tamen hc pars ulla ralentis;
+
+ “As when the body’s health they do it call,
+ When of a sound man, that’s no part at all.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Epicurus in the stomach;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Hic exsultat enim pavor ac metus;
+ Hc loca circum Ltiti mulcent.
+
+ “For this the seat of horror is and fear,
+ And joys in turn do likewise triumph here.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The Stoics, about and within the heart; Erasistratus, adjoining the
+ membrane of the epicranium; Empedocles, in the blood; as also Moses, which
+ was the reason why he interdicted eating the blood of beasts, because the
+ soul is there seated; Galen thought that every part of the body had its
+ soul; Strato has placed it betwixt the eyebrows; <i>Qu facie quidem sit
+ animus, aut ubi habitet, ne quorendum quidem est:</i> “What figure
+ the soul is of, or what part it inhabits, is not to be inquired into,”
+ says Cicero. I very willingly deliver this author to you in his own words;
+ for should I alter eloquence itself? Besides, it were but a poor prize to
+ steal the matter of his inventions; they are neither very frequent, nor of
+ any great weight, and sufficiently known. But the reason why Chrysippus
+ argues it to be about the heart, as all the rest of that sect do, is not
+ to be omitted; “It is,” says he, “because when we would
+ affirm any things we lay our hand upon our breasts; and when we would
+ pronounce y, which signifies I, we let the lower jaw fall towards the
+ stomach.” This place ought not to be passed over without a remark
+ upon the vanity of so great a man; for besides that these considerations
+ are infinitely light in themselves, the last is only a proof to the Greeks
+ that they have their souls lodged in that part. No human judgment is so
+ sprightly and vigilant that it does not sometimes sleep. Why do we fear to
+ say? The Stoics, the fathers of human prudence, think that the soul of a
+ man, crushed under a ruin, long labours and strives to get out, like a
+ mouse caught in a trap, before it can disengage itself from the burden.
+ Some hold that the world was made to give bodies, by way of punishment, to
+ the spirits fallen, by their own fault, from the purity wherein they had
+ been created, the first creation having been incorporeal; and that,
+ according as they are more or less depraved from their spirituality, so
+ are they more or less jocundly or dully incorporated; and that thence
+ proceeds all the variety of so much created matter. But the spirit that
+ for his punishment was invested with the body of the sun must certainly
+ have a very rare and particular measure of change.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The extremities of our perquisition do all fall into astonishment and
+ blindness; as Plutarch says of the testimony of histories, that, according
+ to charts and maps, the utmost bounds of known r countries are taken up
+ with marshes, impenetrable forests, deserts, and uninhabitable places;
+ this is the reason why the most gross and childish ravings were most found
+ in those authors who treat of the most elevated subjects, and proceed the
+ furthest in them, losing themselves in their own curiosity and
+ presumption. The beginning and end of knowledge are equally foolish;
+ observe to what a pitch Plato flies in his poetic clouds; do but take
+ notice there of the gibberish of the gods; but what did he dream of when
+ he defined a man to be “a two-legged animal without feathers: giving
+ those who had a mind to deride him a pleasant occasion; for, having pulled
+ a capon alive, they went about calling it the man of Plato.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And what did the Epicureans think of, out of what simplicity did they
+ first imagine that their <i>atoms</i> that they said were bodies having
+ some weight, and a natural motion downwards, had made the world; till they
+ were put in mind, by their adversaries, that, according to this
+ description, it was impossible they should unite and join to one another,
+ their fall being so direct and perpendicular, and making so many parallel
+ lines throughout? Wherefore there was a necessity that they should since
+ add a fortuitous and sideways motion, and that they should moreover
+ accoutre their atoms with hooked tails, by which they might unite and
+ cling to one another. And even then do not those that attack them upon
+ this second consideration put them hardly to it? “If the atoms have
+ by chance formed so many sorts of figures, why did it never fall out that
+ they made a house or a shoe? Why at the same rate should we not believe
+ that an infinite number of Greek letters, strewed all over a certain
+ place, might fall into the contexture of the <i>Iliad?</i>”&mdash;“Whatever
+ is capable of reason,” says Zeno, “is better than that which
+ is not capable; there is nothing better than the world; the world is
+ therefore capable of reason.” Cotta, by this way of argumentation,
+ makes the world a mathematician; ‘and tis also made a musician and
+ an organist by this other argumentation of Zeno: “The whole is more
+ than a part; we are capable of wisdom, and are part of the world;
+ therefore the world is wise.” There are infinite like examples, not
+ only of arguments that are false in themselves, but silly ones, that do
+ not hold in themselves, and that accuse their authors not so much of
+ ignorance as imprudence, in the reproaches the philosophers dash one
+ another in the teeth withal, upon their dissensions in their sects and
+ opinions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever should bundle up a lusty faggot of the fooleries of human wisdom
+ would produce wonders. I willingly muster up these few for a pattern, by a
+ certain meaning not less profitable to consider than the most sound and
+ moderate instructions. Let us judge by these what opinion we are to have
+ of man, of his sense and reason, when in these great persons that have
+ raised human knowledge so high, so many gross mistakes and manifest errors
+ are to be found.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, I am apt to believe that they have treated of knowledge
+ casually, and like a toy, with both hands; and have contended about reason
+ as of a vain and frivolous instrument, setting on foot all sorts of
+ fancies and inventions, sometimes more sinewy, and sometimes weaker. This
+ same Plato, who defines man as if he were a cock, says elsewhere, after
+ Socrates, “That he does not, in truth, know what man is, and that he
+ is a member of the world the hardest to understand.” By this variety
+ and instability of opinions, they tacitly lead us, as it were by the hand,
+ to this resolution of their irresolution. They profess not always to
+ deliver their opinions barefaced and apparent to us; they have one while
+ disguised them in the fabulous shadows of poetry, and at another in some
+ other vizor; for our imperfection carries this also along with it, that
+ crude meat is not always proper for our stomachs; we must dry, alter, and
+ mix it; they do the same; they sometimes conceal their real opinions and
+ judgments, and falsify them to accommodate themselves to the public use.
+ They will not make an open profession of ignorance, and of the imbecility
+ of human reason, that they may not fright children; but they sufficiently
+ discover it to us under the appearance of a troubled and inconstant
+ science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I advised a person in Italy, who had a great mind to speak Italian, that
+ provided he only had a desire to make himself understood, without being
+ ambitious in any other respect to excel, that he should only make use of
+ the first word that came to the tongue’s end, whether Latin, French,
+ Spanish, or Gascon, and that, by adding the Italian termination, he could
+ not fail of hitting upon some idiom of the country, either Tuscan, Roman,
+ Venetian, Piedmontese, or Neapolitan, and so fall in with some one of
+ those many forms. I say the same of Philosophy; she has so many faces, so
+ much variety, and has said so many things, that all our dreams and ravings
+ are there to be found. Human fancy can conceive nothing good or bad that
+ is not there: <i>Nihil tam absurde did potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo
+ philosophorum.</i> “Nothing can be said so absurd, that has not been
+ said before by some of the philosophers.” And I am the more willing
+ to expose my whimsies to the public; forasmuch as, though they are spun
+ out of myself, and without any pattern, I know they will be found related
+ to some ancient humour, and some will not stick to say, “See whence
+ he took it!” My manners are natural, I have not called in the
+ assistance of any discipline to erect them; but, weak as they are, when it
+ came into my head to lay them open to the world’s view, and that to
+ expose them to the light in a little more decent garb I went to adorn them
+ with reasons and examples, it was a wonder to myself accidentally to find
+ them conformable to so many philosophical discourses and examples. I never
+ knew what regimen my life was of till it was near worn out and spent; a
+ new figure&mdash;an unpremeditated and accidental philosopher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to return to the soul. Inasmuch as Plato has placed reason in the
+ brain, anger in the heart, and concupiscence in the liver; ‘tis
+ likely that it was rather an interpretation of the movements of
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ the soul, than that he intended a division and separation of it, as of a
+ body, into several members. And the most likely of their opinions is that
+ ‘tis always a soul, that by its faculty, reasons, remembers,
+ comprehends, judges, desires, and exercises all its other operations by
+ divers instruments of the body; as the pilot guides his ship according to
+ his experience, one while straining or slacking the cordage, one while
+ hoisting the mainyard, or removing the rudder, by one and the same power
+ carrying on several effects; and that it is lodged in the brain; which
+ appears in that the wounds and accidents that touch that part do
+ immediately offend the faculties of the soul; and ‘tis not
+ incongruous that it should thence diffuse itself through the other parts
+ of the body
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Medium non deserit unquam
+ Coeli Phoebus iter; radiis tamen omnia lustrt.
+
+ “Phoebus ne’er deviates from the zodiac’s way;
+ Yet all things doth illustrate with his ray.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ As the sun sheds from heaven its light and influence, and fills the world
+ with them:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ctera pars animas, per totum dissita corpus,
+ Paret, et ad numen mentis momenque movetur.
+
+ “The other part o’ th’ soul diffus’d all o’er
+ The body, does obey the reason’s lore.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Some have said that there was a general soul, as it were a great body,
+ whence all the particular souls were extracted, and thither again return,
+ always restoring themselves to that universal matter:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Deum namque ire per omnes
+ Terrasque, tractusque maris, columque profundum;
+ Hinc pecudes, armenta, viros, genus omne ferarum,
+ Quemque sibi tenues nascentem arcessere vitas:
+ Scilicet hue reddi deinde, ac resoluta referri
+ Omnia; nec morti esse locum:
+
+ “For God goes forth, and spreads throughout the whole
+ Heaven, earth, and sea, the universal soul;
+ Each at its birth, from him all beings share,
+ Both man and brute, the breath of vital air;
+ To him return, and, loos’d from earthly chain,
+ Fly whence they sprung, and rest in God again,
+ Spurn at the grave, and, fearless of decay,
+ Dwell in high heaven, and star th’ ethereal way.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Others, that they only rejoined and reunited themselves to it; others,
+ that they were produced from the divine substance; others, by the angels
+ of fire and air; others, that they were from all antiquity; and some that
+ they were created at the very point of time the bodies wanted them; others
+ make them to descend from the orb of the moon, and return thither; the
+ generality of the ancients believed that they were begotten from father to
+ son, after a like manner, and produced with all other natural things;
+ taking their argument from the likeness of children to their fathers;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Instillata patris virtus tibi;
+ Fortes creantur fortibus, et bonis;
+
+ “Thou hast thy father’s virtues with his blood:
+ For still the brave spring from the brave and good;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and that we see descend from fathers to their children not only bodily
+ marks, but moreover a resemblance of humours, complexions, and
+ inclinations of the soul:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Denique cur acris violentia triste leonum
+ Seminium sequitur? dolus vulpibus, et fuga, cervis
+ A patribus datur, et patrius pavor incitt artus?
+ Si non certa suo quia semine seminioque
+ Vis animi pariter crescit cum corpore toto.
+
+ “For why should rage from the fierce lion’s seed,
+ Or from the subtle fox’s craft, proceed;
+ Or why the tim’rous and flying hart
+ His fear and trembling to his race impart;
+ But that a certain force of mind does grow,
+ And still increases as the bodies do?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ That thereupon the divine justice is grounded, punishing in the children
+ the faults of their fathers; forasmuch as the contagion of paternal vices
+ is in some sort imprinted in the soul of children, and that the ill
+ government of their will extends to them; moreover, that if souls had any
+ other derivation than a natural consequence, and that they had been some
+ other thins out of the body, they would retain some memory of their first
+ being, the natural faculties that are proper to them of discoursing,
+ reasoning, and remembering, being considered:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Si in corpus nascentibus insinuatur,
+ Cur super anteactam tatem meminisse nequimus,
+ Nec vestigia gestarum rerum ulla tenemus?
+
+ “For at our birth if it infused be,
+ Why do we then retain no memory
+ Of our foregoing life, and why no more
+ Remember any thing we did before?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ for, to make the condition of our souls such as we would have it to be, we
+ must suppose them all-knowing, even in their natural simplicity and
+ purity; by these means they had been such, being free from the prison of
+ the body, as well before they entered into it, as we hope they shall be
+ after they are gone out of it; and from this knowledge it should follow
+ that they should remember, being got in the body, as Plato said, “That
+ what we learn is no other than a remembrance of what we knew before;”
+ a thing which every one by experience may maintain to be false. Forasmuch,
+ in the first place, as that we do not justly remember any thing but what
+ we have been taught, and that if the memory did purely perform its office
+ it would at least suggest to us something more than what we have learned.
+ Secondly, that which she knew being in her purity, was a true knowledge,
+ knowing things as they are by her divine intelligence; whereas here we
+ make her receive falsehood and vice when we instruct her; wherein she
+ cannot employ her reminiscence, that image and conception having never
+ been planted in her. To say that the corporal prison does in such sort
+ suffocate her natural faculties, that they are there utterly extinct, is
+ first contrary to this other belief of acknowledging her power to be so
+ great, and the operations of it that men sensibly perceive in this life so
+ admirable, as to have thereby concluded that divinity and eternity past,
+ and the immortality to come:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nam si tantopere est anirai mutata potestas,
+ Omnia ut actarum exciderit retinentia rerum,
+ Non, ut opinor, ea ab letho jam longior errat.
+
+ “For if the mind be changed to that degree
+ As of past things to lose all memory,
+ So great a change as that, I must confess,
+ Appears to me than death but little less.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Furthermore, ‘tis here with us, and not elsewhere, that the force
+ and effects of the soul ought to be considered; all the rest of her
+ perfections are vain and useless to her; ‘tis by her present
+ condition that all her immortality is to be rewarded and paid, and of the
+ life of man only that she is to render an account It had been injustice to
+ have stripped her of her means and powers; to have disarmed her in order,
+ in the time of her captivity and imprisonment in the flesh, of her
+ weakness and infirmity in the time wherein she was forced and compelled,
+ to pass an infinite and perpetual sentence and condemnation, and to insist
+ upon the consideration of so short a time, peradventure but an hour or
+ two, or at the most but a century, which has no more proportion with
+ infinity than an instant; in this momentary interval to ordain and
+ definitively to determine of her whole being; it were an unreasonable
+ disproportion, too, to assign an eternal recompense in consequence of so
+ short a life. Plato, to defend himself from this inconvenience, will have
+ future payments limited to the term of a hundred years, relatively to
+ human duration; and of us ourselves there are enough who have given them
+ temporal limits. By this they judged that the generation of the soul
+ followed the common condition of human things, as also her life, according
+ to the opinion of Epicurus and Democritus, which has been the most
+ received; in consequence of these fine appearances that they saw it bom,
+ and that, according as the body grew more capable, they saw it increase in
+ vigour as the other did; that its feebleness in infancy was very manifest,
+ and in time its better strength and maturity, and after that its
+ declension and old age, and at last its decrepitude:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Gigni pariter cum corpore, et una
+ Crescere sentimus, pariterque senescere mentem.
+
+ “Souls with the bodies to be born we may
+ Discern, with them t’ increase, with them decay.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ They perceived it to be capable of divers passions, and agitated with
+ divers painful motions, whence it fell into lassitude and uneasiness;
+ capable of alteration and change, of cheerfulness, of stupidity and
+ languor, and subject to diseases and injuries, as the stomach or the foot;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Mentem sanari, corpus ut grum,
+ Ceraimus, et flecti medicin posse videmus;
+
+ “Sick minds, as well as bodies, we do see
+ By Med’cine’s virtue oft restored to be;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ dazzled and intoxicated with the fumes of wine, jostled from her seat by
+ the vapours of a burning fever, laid asleep by the application of some
+ medicaments, and roused by others,&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Corpoream naturam animi esse necesse est,
+ Corporeis quoniam telis ictuque laborat;
+
+ “There must be of necessity, we find,
+ A nature that’s corporeal of the mind,
+ Because we evidently see it smarts
+ And wounded is with shafts the body darts;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ they saw it astonished and overthrown in all its faculties through the
+ mere bite of a mad dog, and in that condition to have no stability of
+ reason, no sufficiency, no virtue, no philosophical resolution, no
+ resistance that could exempt it from the subjection of such accidents; the
+ slaver of a contemptible cur shed upon the hand of Socrates, to shake all
+ his wisdom and all his great and regulated imaginations, and so to
+ annihilate them, ad that there remained no trace of his former knowledge,&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Vis.... animal Conturbatur, et.... divisa seorsum
+ Disjectatur, eodem illo distracta veneno;
+
+ “The power of the soul’s disturbed; and when
+ That once is but sequestered from her, then
+ By the same poison ‘tis dispersed abroad;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and this poison to find no more resistance in that great soul than in an
+ infant of four years old; a poison sufficient to make all philosophy, if
+ it were incarnate, become furious and mad; insomuch that Cato, who ever
+ disdained death and fortune, could not endure the sight of a
+ looking-glass, or of water, overwhelmed with horror and affright at the
+ thought of falling, by the contagion of a mad dog, into the disease called
+ by physicians hydrophobia:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Vis morbi distracta per artus
+ Turbat agens animam, spumantes quore salso
+ Ventorum ut validis fervescunt viribus und.
+
+ “Throughout the limbs diffused, the fierce disease
+ Disturbs the soul, as in the briny seas,
+ The foaming waves to swell and boil we see,
+ Stirred by the wind’s impetuosity.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Now, as to this particular, philosophy has sufficiently armed man to
+ encounter all other accidents either with patience, or, if the search of
+ that costs too dear, by an infallible defeat, in totally depriving himself
+ of all sentiment; but these are expedients that are only of use to a soul
+ being itself, and in its full power, capable of reason and deliberation;
+ but not at all proper for this inconvenience, where, in a philosopher, the
+ soul becomes the soul of a madman, troubled, overturned, and lost; which
+ many occasions may produce, as a too vehement agitation that any violent
+ passion of the soul may beget in itself; or a wound in a certain part of
+ the person, or vapours from the stomach, any of which may stupefy the
+ understanding and turn the brain.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Morbis in corporis avius errat
+ Spe animus; dementit enim, deliraque fatur;
+ Interdumque gravi lethargo fertur in altum
+ ternumque soporem, oculis mi tuque cadenti:
+
+ “For when the body’s sick, and ill at ease,
+ The mind doth often share in the disease;
+ Wonders, grows wild, and raves, and sometimes by
+ A heavy and a stupid lethargy,
+ Is overcome and cast into a deep,
+ A most profound and everlasting sleep.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The philosophers, methinks, have not much touched this string, no more
+ than another of equal importance; they have this dilemma continually in
+ their mouths, to console our mortal condition: “The soul is either
+ mortal or immortal; if mortal, it will suffer no pain; if immortal, it
+ will change for the better.”&mdash;They never touch the other
+ branch, “What if she change for the worse?” and leave to the
+ poets the menaces of future torments. But thereby they make themselves a
+ good game. These are two omissions that I often meet with in their
+ discourses. I return to the first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This soul loses the use of the sovereign stoical good, so constant and so
+ firm. Our fine human wisdom must here yield, and give up her arms. As to
+ the rest, they also considered, by the vanity of human reason, that the
+ mixture and association of two so contrary things as the mortal and the
+ immortal, was unimaginable:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quippe etenim mortale terao jungere, et una
+ Consentire putare, et fungi mutua posse,
+ Desipere est. Quid enim diversius esse putandum est,
+ Aut magis inter se disjunctum discrepitansque,
+ Quam, mortale quod est, immortali atque perenni
+ Junctum, in concilio, svas tolerare procellas?
+
+ “The mortal and th’ eternal, then, to blend,
+ And think they can pursue one common end,
+ Is madness: for what things more diff’rent are.
+ Distinct in nature, and disposed to jar?
+ How can it then be thought that these should bear,
+ When thus conjoined, of harms an equal share?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Moreover, they perceived the soul tending towards death as well as the
+ body:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Simul ovo fessa fatiscit:
+
+ “Fatigued together with the weight of years:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ which, according to Zeno, the image of sleep does sufficiently demonstrate
+ to us; for he looks upon it “as a fainting and fall of the soul, as
+ well as of the body:” <i>Contrahi animum et quasi labi putat atque
+ decidere:</i> and, what they perceived in some, that the soul maintained
+ its force and vigour to the last gasp of life, they attributed to the
+ variety of diseases, as it is observable in men at the last extremity,
+ that some retain one sense, and some another; one the hearing, and another
+ the smell, without any manner of defect or alteration; and that there is
+ not so universal a deprivation that some parts do not remain vigorous and
+ entire:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Non alio pacto, quam si, pes cum dolet gri,
+ In nullo caput interea sit forte dolore.
+
+ “So, often of the gout a man complains,
+ Whose head is, at the same time, free from pains.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The sight of our judgment is, to truth, the same that the owl’s eyes
+ are to the splendour of the sun, says Aristotle. By what can we better
+ convince him, than by so gross blindness in so apparent a light? For the
+ contrary opinion of the immortality of the soul, which, Cicero says, was
+ first introduced, according to the testimony of books at least, by
+ Pherecydes
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Syrius, in the time of King Tullus (though some attribute it to Thales,
+ and others to others), ‘tis the part of human science that is
+ treated of with the greatest doubt and
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ reservation. The most positive dogmatists are fain, in this point
+ principally, to fly to the refuge of the Academy. No one doubts what
+ Aristotle has established upon this subject, no more than all the ancients
+ in general, who handle it with a wavering belief: <i>Rem gratissimam
+ promittentium magis quam probantium:</i> “A thing more acceptable in
+ the promisors than the provers.” He conceals himself in clouds of
+ words of difficult, unintelligible sense, and has left to those of his
+ sect as great a dispute about his judgment as about the matter itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Two things rendered this opinion plausible to them; one, that, without the
+ immortality of souls, there would be nothing whereon to ground the vain
+ hopes of glory, which is a consideration of wonderful
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ repute in the world; the other, that it is a very profitable impression,
+ as Plato says, that vices, when they escape the discovery and cognizance
+ of human justice, are still within the reach of the divine, which will
+ pursue them even after the death of the guilty. Man is excessively
+ solicitous to prolong his being, and has to the utmost of his power
+ provided for it; there are monuments for the conservation of the body, and
+ glory to preserve the name. He has employed all his wit and opinion to the
+ rebuilding of himself, impatient of his fortune, and to prop himself by
+ his inventions. The soul, by reason of its anxiety and impotence, being
+ unable to stand by itself, wanders up and down to seek out consolations,
+ hopes, and foundations, and alien circumstances, to which she adheres and
+ fixes; and how light or fantastic soever invention delivers them to her,
+ relies more willingly, and with greater assurance, upon them than upon
+ herself. But ‘tis wonderful to observe how the most constant and
+ obstinate maintainers of this just and clear persuasion of the immortality
+ of the soul fall short, and how weak their arguments are, when they go
+ about to prove it by human reason: <i>Somnia sunt non docentis, sed
+ optantis:</i> “They are dreams, not of the teacher, but wisher,”
+ says one of the ancients. By which testimony man may know that he owes the
+ truth he himself finds out to fortune and accident; since that even then,
+ when it is fallen into his hand, he has not wherewith to hold and maintain
+ it, and that his reason has not force to make use of it. All things
+ produced by our own meditation and understanding, whether true or false,
+ are subject to incertitude and controversy. ‘Twas for the
+ chastisement of our pride, and for the instruction of our miserable
+ condition and incapacity, that God wrought the perplexity and confusion of
+ the tower of Babel. Whatever we undertake without his assistance, whatever
+ we see without the lamp of his grace, is but vanity and folly. We corrupt
+ the very essence of truth, which is uniform and constant, by our weakness,
+ when fortune puts it into our possession. What course soever man takes of
+ himself, God still permits it to come to the same confusion, the image
+ whereof he so lively represents to us in the just chastisement wherewith
+ he crushed Nimrod’s presumption, and frustrated the vain attempt of
+ his proud structure; <i>Perdam sapientiam sapientium, et prudentiam
+ prudentium reprobabo.</i> “I will destroy the wisdom of the wise,
+ and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.” The
+ diversity of idioms and tongues, with which he disturbed this work, what
+ are they other than this infinite and perpetual alteration and discordance
+ of opinions and reasons, which accompany and confound the vain building of
+ human wisdom, and to very good effect too; for what would hold us, if we
+ had but the least grain of knowledge? This saint has very much obliged me:
+ <i>Ipsa veritatis occultatio ant humili-tatis exercitatio est, aut
+ elationis attritio</i> “The very concealment of the truth is either
+ an exercise of humility or a quelling of presumption.” To what a
+ pitch of presumption and insolence do we raise our blindness and folly!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to return to my subject. It was truly very good reason that we should
+ be beholden to God only, and to the favour of his grace, for the truth of
+ so noble a belief, since from his sole bounty we receive the fruit of
+ immortality, which consists in the enjoyment of eternal beatitude. Let us
+ ingenuously confess that God alone has dictated it to us, and faith; for
+ ‘tis no lesson of nature and our own reason. And whoever will
+ inquire into his own being and power, both within and without, without
+ this divine privilege; whoever shall consider man impartially, and without
+ flattery, will see in him no efficacy or faculty that relishes of any
+ thing but death and earth. The more we give and confess to owe and render
+ to God, we do it with the greater Christianity. That which this Stoic
+ philosopher says he holds from the fortuitous consent of the popular
+ voice; had it not been better that he had held it from God? <i>Cum de
+ animarum otemitate disserimus, non leve momentum apud nos habet consensus
+ hominum aut timentium inferos, aut colentium. Utor hc public persuasione.</i>
+ “When we discourse of the immortality of souls, the consent of men
+ that either fear or adore the infernal powers, is of no small advantage. I
+ make use of this public persuasion.” Now the weakness of human
+ arguments upon this subject is particularly manifested by the fabulous
+ circumstances they have superadded as consequences of this opinion, to
+ find out of what condition this immortality of ours was. Let us omit the
+ Stoics, (<i>usuram nobis largiuntur tanquam cornicibus; diu mansuros aiunt
+ animos; semper, negant.</i> “They give us a long life, as also they
+ do to crows; they say our soul shall continue long, but that it shall
+ continue always they deny,”) who give to souls a life after this,
+ but finite. The most universal and received fancy, and that continues down
+ to our times in various places, is that of which they make Pythagoras the
+ author; not that he was the original inventor, but because it received a
+ great deal of weight and repute by the authority of his approbation:
+ “That souls, at their departure out of us, did nothing but shift
+ from one body to another, from a lion to a horse, from a horse to a king,
+ continually travelling at this rate from habitation to habitation;”
+ and he himself said that he remembered he had been tha-lides, since that
+ Euphorbus, afterwards Hermotimus, and, finally, from Pyrrhus was passed
+ into Pythagoras; having a memory of himself of two hundred and six years.
+ And some have added that these very souls sometimes mount up to heaven,
+ and come down again:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ O pater, aime aliquas ad colum hinc ire putandum est
+ Sublimes animas, iterumque ad tarda reverti
+ Corpora? Qu lucis miseris tam dira cupido?
+
+ “O, father, is it then to be conceiv’d
+ That any of these spirits, so sublime,
+ Should hence to the celestial regions climb,
+ And thence return to earth to reassume
+ Their sluggish bodies rotting in a tomb?
+ For wretched life whence does such fondness come?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Origen makes them eternally to go and come from a better to a worse
+ estate. The opinion that Varro mentions is that, after four hundred and
+ forty years’ revolution, they should be reunited to their first
+ bodies; Chrysippus held that this would happen after a certain space of
+ time unknown and unlimited. Plato, who professes to have embraced this
+ belief from Pindar and the ancient poets, that we are to undergo infinite
+ vicissitudes of mutation, for which the soul is prepared, having neither
+ punishment nor reward in the other world but what is temporal, as its life
+ here is but temporal, concludes that it has a singular knowledge of the
+ affairs of heaven, of hell, of the world, through all which it has passed,
+ repassed, and made stay in several voyages, are matters for her memory.
+ Observe her progress elsewhere: “The soul that has lived well is
+ reunited to the stars to which it is assigned; that which has lived ill
+ removes into a woman, and if it do not there reform, is again removed into
+ a beast of condition suitable to its vicious manners, and shall see no end
+ of its punishments till it be returned to its natural constitution, and
+ that it has, by the force of reason, purged itself from those gross,
+ stupid, and elementary qualities it was polluted with.” But I will
+ not omit the objection the Epicureans make against this transmigration
+ from one body to another; ‘tis a pleasant one; they ask what
+ expedient would be found out if the number of the dying should chance to
+ be greater than that of those who are coming into the world. For the
+ souls, turned out of their old habitation, would scuffle and crowd which
+ should first get possession of their new lodging; and they further demand
+ how they shall pass away their time, whilst waiting till new quarters are
+ made ready for them? Or, on the contrary, if more animals should be born
+ than die, the body, they say, would be but in an ill condition whilst
+ waiting for a soul to be infused into it; and it would fall out that some
+ bodies would die before they had been alive.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Denique comrabia ad Veneris, partusque ferarum
+ Esse animas prsto, deridiculum esse videtur;
+ Et spectare immortales mortalia membra
+ Innumero numro, certareque prproperanter
+ Inter se, qu prima potissimaq insinueter.
+
+ “Absurd to think that whilst wild beasts beget,
+ Or bear their young, a thousand souls do wait,
+ Expect the falling body, fight and strive
+ Which first shall enter in and make it live.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Others have arrested the soul in the body of the deceased, with it to
+ animate serpents, worms, and other beasts, which are said to be bred out
+ of the corruption of our members, and even out of our ashes; others divide
+ them into two parts, the one mortal, the other immortal; others make it
+ corporeal, and nevertheless immortal. Some make it immortal, without
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ sense or knowledge. There are others, even among ourselves, who have
+ believed that devils were made of the souls of the damned; as Plutarch
+ thinks that gods were made of those that were saved; for there are few
+ things which that author is so positive in as he is in this; maintaining
+ elsewhere a doubtful and ambiguous way of expression. “We are told,”
+ says he, “and steadfastly should believe, that the souls of virtuous
+ men, both according to nature and the divine justice, become saints, and
+ from saints demigods, and from demigods, after they are perfectly, as in
+ sacrifices of purgation, cleansed and purified, being delivered from all
+ passibility and all mortality, they become, not by any civil decree, but
+ in real truth, and according to all probability of reason, entire and
+ perfect gods, in receiving a most happy and glorious end.” But who
+ desires to see him&mdash;him, who is yet the most sober and moderate of
+ the whole gang of philosophers, lay about him with greater boldness, and
+ relate his miracles upon this subject, I refer him to his treatise <i>of
+ the Moon,</i> and <i>of the Demon of Socrates</i>, where he may, as
+ evidently as in any other place whatever, satisfy himself that the
+ mysteries of philosophy have many strange things in common with those of
+ poetry; human understanding losing itself in attempting to sound and
+ search all things to the bottom; even as we, tired and worn out with a
+ long course of life, return to infancy and dotage. See here the fine and
+ certain instructions which we extract from human knowledge concerning the
+ soul.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither is there less temerity in what they teach us touching our corporal
+ parts. Let us choose out one or two examples; for otherwise we should lose
+ ourselves in this vast and troubled ocean of medical errors. Let us first
+ know whether, at least, they agree about the matter whereof men produce
+ one another; for as to their first production it is no wonder if, in a
+ thing so high and so long since past, human understanding finds itself
+ puzzled and perplexed. Archelaus, the physician, whose disciple and
+ favourite Socrates was, according to Aristoxenus, said that both men and
+ beasts were made of a lacteous slime, expressed by the heat of the earth;
+ Pythagoras says that our seed is the foam or cream of our better blood;
+ Plato, that it is the distillation of the marrow of the backbone; raising
+ his argument from this, that that part is first sensible of being weary of
+ the work; Alcmeon, that it is part of the substance of the brain, and that
+ it is so, says he, is proved by the weakness of the eyes in those who are
+ immoderate in that exercise; Democritus, that it is a substance extracted
+ from the whole mass of the body; Epicurus, an extract from soul and body;
+ Aristotle, an excrement drawn from the aliment of the blood, the last
+ which is diffused over our members; others, that it is a blood concocted
+ and digested by the heat of the genitals, which they judge, by reason that
+ in excessive endeavours a man voids pure blood; wherein there seems to be
+ more likelihood, could a man extract any appearance from so infinite a
+ confusion. Now, to bring this seed to do its work, how many contrary
+ opinions do they set on foot? Aristotle and Democritus are of opinion that
+ women have no sperm, and that ‘tis nothing but a sweat that they
+ distil in the heat of pleasure and motion, and that contributes nothing at
+ all to generation. Galen, on the contrary, and his followers, believe that
+ without the concurrence of seeds there can be no generation. Here are the
+ physicians, the philosophers, the lawyers, and divines, by the ears with
+ our wives about the dispute, “For what term women carry their fruit?”
+ and I, for my part, by the example of myself, stick with those that
+ maintain a woman goes eleven months with child. The world is built upon
+ this experience; there is no so commonplace a woman that cannot give her
+ judgment in all these controversies; and yet we cannot agree.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here is enough to verify that man is no better instructed in the knowledge
+ of himself, in his corporal than in his spiritual part We have proposed
+ himself to himself, and his reason to his reason, to see what she could
+ say. I think I have sufficiently demonstrated how little she understands
+ herself in herself; and who understands not himself in himself, in what
+ can he? <i>Quasi vero mensuram ullius rei possit agere, qui sui nesciat.</i>
+ “As if he could understand the measure of any other thing, that
+ knows not his own.” In earnest, Protagoras told us a pretty flam in
+ making man the measure of all things, that never knew so much as his own;
+ and if it be not he, his dignity will not permit that any other creature
+ should have this advantage; now he being so contrary in himself, and one
+ judgment so incessantly subverting another, this favourable proposition
+ was but a mockery, which induced us necessarily to conclude the nullity of
+ the compass and the compasser. When Thales reputes the knowledge of man
+ very difficult for man to comprehend, he at the same time gives him to
+ understand that all other knowledge is impossible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You,* for whom I have taken the pains, contrary to my custom, to write so
+ long a discourse, will not refuse to support your Sebond by the ordinary
+ forms of arguing, wherewith you are every day instructed, and in this will
+ exercise both your wit and learning; for this last fencing trick is never
+ to be made use of but as an extreme remedy; ‘tis a desperate thrust,
+ wherein you are to quit your own arms to make your adversary abandon his;
+ and a secret sleight, which must be very rarely, and then very reservedly,
+ put in practice. ‘Tis great temerity to lose yourself that you may
+ destroy another; you must not die to be revenged, as Gobrias did; for,
+ being closely grappled in combat with a lord of Persia, Darius coming in
+ sword in hand, and fearing to strike lest he should kill Gobrias, he
+ called out to him boldly to fall on,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * The author, as we have already mentioned, is addressing
+ Margaret de Valois.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ though he should run them both through at once. I have known desperate
+ weapons, and conditions of single combat, and wherein he that offered them
+ put himself and his adversary upon terms of inevitable death to them both,
+ censured for unjust. The Portuguese, in the Indian Sea, took certain Turks
+ prisoners, who, impatient of their captivity, resolved, and it succeeded,
+ by striking the nails of the ship one against another, and making a spark
+ to fall into the barrels of powder that were set in the place where they
+ were guarded, to blow up and reduce themselves, their masters, and the
+ vessel to ashes. We here touch the out-plate and utmost limits of
+ sciences, wherein the extremity is vicious, as in virtue. Keep yourselves
+ in the common road; it is not good to be so subtle and cunning. Remember
+ the Tuscan proverb:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Chi troppo s’assottiglia, si scavezza.
+
+ “Who makes himself too wise, becomes a fool.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I advise you that, in all your opinions and discourses, as well as in your
+ manners and all other things, you keep yourself moderate and temperate,
+ and avoid novelty; I am an enemy to all extravagant ways. You, who by the
+ authority of your grandeur, and yet more by the advantages which those
+ qualities give you that are more your own, may with the twinkle of an eye
+ command whom you please, ought to have given this charge to some one who
+ made profession of letters, who might after a better manner have proved
+ and illustrated these things to you. But here is as much as you will stand
+ in need of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Epicurus said of the laws, “That the worst were so necessary for us
+ that without them men would devour one another.” And Plato affirms,
+ “That without laws we should live like beasts.” Our wit is a
+ wandering, dangerous, and temerarious utensil; it is hard to couple any
+ order or measure to it; in those of our own time, who are endued with any
+ rare excellence above others, or any extraordinary vivacity of
+ understanding, we see them almost all lash out into licentiousness of
+ opinions and manners; and ‘tis almost a miracle to find one
+ temperate and sociable. ‘Tis all the reason in the world to limit
+ human wit within the strictest limits imaginable; in study, as in all the
+ rest, we ought to have its steps and advances numbered and fixed, and that
+ the limits of its inquisition be bounded by art. It is curbed and fettered
+ by religions, laws, customs, sciences, precepts, mortal and immortal
+ penalties. And yet we see that it escapes from all these bonds by its
+ volubility and dissolution; *tis a vain body which has nothing to lay hold
+ on or to seize; a various and difform body, incapable of being either
+ bound or held. In earnest, there are few souls so regular, firm, and well
+ descended, as are to be trusted with their own conduct, and that can with
+ moderation, and without temerity, sail in the liberty of their own
+ judgments, beyond the common and received opinions; *tis more expedient to
+ put them under pupilage. Wit is a dangerous weapon, even to the possessor,
+ if he knows not how to use it discreetly; and there is not a beast to whom
+ a headboard is more justly to be given, to keep his looks down and before
+ his feet, and to hinder him from wandering here and there out of the
+ tracks which custom and the laws have laid before him. And therefore it
+ will be better for you to keep yourself in the beaten path, let it be what
+ it will, than to fly out at a venture with this unbridled liberty. But if
+ any of these new doctors will pretend to be ingenious in your presence, at
+ the expense both of your soul and his own, to avoid this dangerous plague,
+ which is every day laid in your way to infect you, this preservative, in
+ the extremest necessity, will prevent the danger and hinder the contagion
+ of this poison from offending either you or your company.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The liberty, then, and frolic forwardness of these ancient wits produced
+ in philosophy and human sciences several sects of different opinions,
+ every one undertaking to judge and make choice of what he would stick to
+ and maintain. But now that men go all one way, <i>Qui certis quibusdam
+ destinatisque sententiis addicti et consecrati sunt, ut etiam, qu non
+ probant, cogantur defendere,</i> “Who are so tied and obliged to
+ certain opinions that they are bound to defend even those they do not
+ approve,” and that we receive the arts by civil authority and
+ decree, so that the schools have but one pattern, and a like circumscribed
+ institution and discipline, we no more take notice what the coin weighs,
+ and is really worth, but every one receives it according to the estimate
+ that common approbation and use puts upon it; the alloy is not questioned,
+ but how much it is current for. In like manner all things pass; we take
+ physic as we do geometry; and tricks of hocus-pocus, enchantments, and
+ love-spells, the correspondence of the souls of the dead,
+ prognostications, domifications, and even this ridiculous pursuit of the
+ philosophers’ stone, all things pass for current pay, without any
+ manner of scruple or contradiction. We need to know no more but that Mars’
+ house is in the middle of the triangle of the hand, that of Venus in the
+ thumb, and that of Mercury in the little finger; that when the table-line
+ cuts the tubercle of the forefinger ‘tis a sign of cruelty, that
+ when it falls short of the middle finger, and that the natural median-line
+ makes an angle with the vital in the same side, ‘tis a sign of a
+ miserable death; that if in a woman the natural line be open, and does not
+ close the angle with the vital, this denotes that she shall not be very
+ chaste. I leave you to judge whether a man qualified with such knowledge
+ may not pass with reputation and esteem in all companies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Theophrastus said that human knowledge, guided by the senses, might judge
+ of the causes of things to a certain degree; but that being arrived to
+ first and extreme causes, it must stop short and retire, by reason either
+ of its own infirmity or the difficulty of things. ‘Tis a moderate
+ and gentle opinion, that our own understandings may conduct us to the
+ knowledge of some things, and that it has certain measures of power,
+ beyond which ‘tis temerity to employ it; this opinion is plausible,
+ and introduced by men of well composed minds, but ‘tis hard to limit
+ our wit, which is curious and greedy, and will no more stop at a thousand
+ than at fifty paces; having experimentally found that, wherein one has
+ failed, the other has hit, and that what was unknown to one age, the age
+ following has explained; and that arts and sciences are not cast in a
+ mould, but are formed and perfected by degrees, by often handling and
+ polishing, as bears leisurely lick their cubs into form; what my force
+ cannot discover, I do not yet desist to sound and to try; and by handling
+ and kneading this new matter over and over again, by turning and heating
+ it, I lay open to him that shall succeed me, a kind of facility to enjoy
+ it more at his ease, and make it more maniable and supple for him,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ut hymettia sole
+ Cera remollescit, tractataque poll ice multas
+ Vertitur in facies, ipsoque fit utilis usu;
+
+ “As wax doth softer in the sun become,
+ And, tempered ‘twixt the finger and the thumb,
+ Will varions forms, and several shapes admit,
+ Till for the present use ‘tis rendered fit;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ as much will the second do for the third; which is the cause that the
+ difficulty ought not to make me despair, and my own incapacity as little;
+ for ‘tis nothing but my own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Man is as capable of all things as of some; and if he confesses, as
+ Theophrastus says, the ignorance of first causes, let him at once
+ surrender all the rest of his knowledge; if he is defective in foundation,
+ his reason is aground; disputation and inquiry have no other aim nor stop
+ but principles; if this aim do not stop his career, he runs into an
+ infinite irresolution. <i>Non potest aliud alio magis minusve comprehendi,
+ quoniam omnium rerum una est dejinitio comprehendendi:</i>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “One thing can no more or less be comprehended than another, because
+ the definition of comprehending all things is the same.” Now ‘tis
+ very likely that, if the soul knew any thing, it would in the first place
+ know itself; and if it knew any thing out of itself, it would be its own
+ body and case, before any thing else. If we see the gods of physic to this
+ very day debating about our anatomy,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Mulciber in Trojam, pro Troj stabat Apollo;
+
+ “Vulcan against, for Troy Apollo stood;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ when are we to expect that they will be agreed? We are nearer neighbours
+ to ourselves than whiteness to snow, or weight to stones. If man do not
+ know himself, how should he know his force and functions? It is not,
+ perhaps, that we have not some real knowledge in us; but ‘tis by
+ chance; forasmuch as errors are received into our soul by the same way,
+ after the same manner, and by the same conduct, it has not wherewithal to
+ distinguish them, nor wherewithal to choose the truth from falsehood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Academics admitted a certain partiality of judgment, and thought it
+ too crude to say that it was not more likely to say that snow was white
+ than black; and that we were no more assured of the motion of a stone,
+ thrown by the hand, than of that of the eighth sphere. And to avoid this
+ difficulty and strangeness, that can in truth hardly lodge in our
+ imagination, though they concluded that we were in no sort capable of
+ knowledge, and that truth is engulfed in so profound an abyss as is not to
+ be penetrated by human sight; yet they acknowledged some things to be more
+ likely than others, and received into their judgment this faculty, that
+ they had a power to incline to one appearance more than another, they
+ allowed him this propension, interdicting all resolution. The Pyrrhonian
+ opinion is more bold, and also somewhat more likely; for this academic
+ inclination, and this propension to one proposition rather than another,
+ what is it other than a recognition of some more apparent truth in this
+ than in that? If our understanding be capable of the form, lineaments,
+ port, and face of truth, it might as well see it entire as by halves,
+ springing and imperfect This appearance of likelihood, which makes them
+ rather take the left hand than the right, augments it; multiply this ounce
+ of verisimilitude that turns the scales to a hundred, to a thousand,
+ ounces; it will happen in the end that the balance will itself end the
+ controversy, and determine one choice, one entire truth. But why do they
+ suffer themselves to incline to and be swayed by verisimilitude, if they
+ know not the truth? How should they know the similitude of that whereof
+ they do not know the essence? Either we can absolutely judge, or
+ absolutely we cannot If our intellectual and sensible faculties are
+ without foot or foundation, if they only pull and drive, ‘tis to no
+ purpose that we suffer our judgments to be carried away with any part of
+ their operation, what appearance soever they may seem to present us; and
+ the surest and most happy seat of our understanding would be that where it
+ kept itself temperate, upright, and inflexible, without tottering, or
+ without agitation: <i>Inter visa, vera aut falsa, ad animi assensum, nihil
+ interest:</i> “Amongst things that seem, whether true or false, it
+ signifies nothing to the assent of the mind.” That things do not
+ lodge in us in their form and essence, and do not there make their entry
+ by their own force and authority, we sufficiently see; because, if it were
+ so, we should receive them after the same manner; wine would have the same
+ relish with the sick as with the healthful; he who has his finger chapt or
+ benumbed would find the same hardness in wood or iron that he handles that
+ another does; foreign subjects then surrender themselves to our mercy, and
+ are seated in us as we please. Now if on our part we received any thing
+ without alteration, if human grasp were capable and strong enough to seize
+ on truth by our own means, these means being common to all men, this truth
+ would be conveyed from hand to hand, from one to another; and at least
+ there would be some one thing to be found in the world, amongst so many as
+ there are, that would be believed by men with an universal consent; but
+ this, that there is no one proposition that is not debated and
+ controverted amongst us, or that may not be, makes it very manifest that
+ our natural judgment does not very clearly discern what it embraces; for
+ my judgment cannot make my companions approve of what it approves; which
+ is a sign that I seized it by some other means than by a natural power
+ that is in me and in all other men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us lay aside this infinite confusion of opinions, which we see even
+ amongst the philosophers themselves, and this perpetual and universal
+ dispute about the knowledge of things; for this is truly presupposed, that
+ men, I mean the most knowing, the best bom, and of the best parts, are not
+ agreed about any one thing, not that heaven is over our heads; for they
+ that doubt of every thing, do also doubt of that; and they who deny that
+ we are able to comprehend any thing, say that we have not comprehended
+ that the heaven is over our heads, and these two opinions are, without
+ comparison, the stronger in number.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides this infinite diversity and division, through the trouble that our
+ judgment gives ourselves, and the incertainty that every one is sensible
+ of in himself, ‘tis easy to perceive that its seat is very unstable
+ and insecure. How variously do we judge of things?&mdash;How often do we
+ alter our opinions? What I hold and believe to-day I hold and believe with
+ my whole belief; all my instruments and engines seize and take hold of
+ this opinion, and become responsible to me for it, at least as much as in
+ them lies; I could not embrace nor conserve any truth with greater
+ confidence and assurance than I do this; I am wholly and entirely
+ possessed with it; but has it not befallen me, not only once, but a
+ hundred, a thousand times, every day, to have embraced some other thing
+ with all the same instruments, and in the same condition, which I have
+ since judged to be false? A man must at least become wise at his own
+ expense; if I have often found myself betrayed under this colour; if my
+ touch proves commonly false, and my balance unequal and unjust, what
+ assurance can I now have more than at other times? Is it not stupidity and
+ madness to suffer myself to be so often deceived by my guide?
+ Nevertheless, let fortune remove and shift us five hundred times from
+ place to place, let her do nothing but incessantly empty and fill into our
+ belief, as into a vessel, other and other opinions; yet still the present
+ and the last is the certain and infallible one; for this we must abandon
+ goods, honour, life, health, and all.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Posterior.... res ilia reperta
+ Perdit, et immutat sensus ad pristina qnqne.
+
+ “The last things we find out are always best,
+ And make us to disrelish all the rest.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Whatever is preached to us, and whatever we learn, we should still
+ remember that it is man that gives and man that receives; ‘tis a
+ mortal hand that presents it to us; ‘tis a mortal hand that accepts
+ it The things that come to us from heaven have the sole right and
+ authority of persuasion, the sole mark of truth; which also we do not see
+ with our own eyes, nor receive by our own means; that great and sacred
+ image could not abide in so wretched a habitation if God for this end did
+ not prepare it, if God did not by his particular and supernatural grace
+ and favour fortify and reform it. At least our frail and defective
+ condition ought to make us behave ourselves with more reservedness and
+ moderation in our innovations and changes; we ought to remember that,
+ whatever we receive into the understanding, we often receive things that
+ are false, and that it is by the same instruments that so often give
+ themselves the lie and are so often deceived.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now it is no wonder they should so often contradict themselves, being so
+ easy to be turned and swayed by very light occurrences. It is certain that
+ our apprehensions, our judgment, and the faculties of the soul in general,
+ suffer according to the movements and alterations of the body, which
+ alterations are continual. Are not our minds more sprightly, ou memories
+ more prompt and quick, and our thoughts more lively, in health than in
+ sickness? Do not joy and gayety make us receive subjects that present
+ themselves to our souls quite otherwise than care and melancholy? Do you
+ believe that Catullus’s verses, or those of Sappho, please an old
+ doting miser as they do a vigorous, amorous young man? Cleomenes, the son
+ of Anexandridas, being sick, his friends reproached him that he had
+ humours and whimsies that were new and unaccustomed; “I believe it,”
+ said he; “neither am I the same man now as when I am in health;
+ being now another person, my opinions and fancies are also other than they
+ were before.” In our courts of justice this word is much in use,
+ which is spoken of criminals when they find the judges in a good humour,
+ gentle, and mild, <i>Gaudeat de bon fortun </i>; “Let him rejoice in
+ his good fortune;” for it is most certain that men’s judgments
+ are sometimes more prone to condemnation, more sharp and severe, and at
+ others more facile, easy, and inclined to excuse; he that carries with him
+ from his house the pain of the gout, jealousy, or theft by his man, having
+ his whole soul possessed with anger, it is not to be doubted but that his
+ judgment will lean this way. That venerable senate of the Areopagites used
+ to hear and determine by night, for fear lest the sight of the parties
+ might corrupt their justice. The very air itself, and the serenity of
+ heaven, will cause some mutation in us, according to these verses in
+ Cicero:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Tales sunt hominnm mentes, quali pater ipse
+ Jupiter auctifer lustravit lampade terras.
+
+ “Men’s minds are influenc’d by th’ external air,
+ Dark or serene, as days are foul or fair.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not only fevers, debauches, and great accidents, that overthrow
+ our judgments,&mdash;the least things in the world will do it; and we are
+ not to doubt, though we may not be sensible of it, that if a continued
+ fever can overwhelm the soul, a tertian will in some proportionate measure
+ alter it; if an apoplexy can stupefy and totally extinguish the sight of
+ our understanding, we are not to doubt but that a great cold will dazzle
+ it; and consequently there is hardly one single hour in a man’s
+ whole life wherein our judgment is in its due place and right condition,
+ our bodies being subject to so many continual mutations, and stuffed with
+ so many several sorts of springs, that I believe the physicians, that it
+ is hard but that there must be always some one or other out of order.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what remains, this malady does not very easily discover itself,
+ unless it be extreme and past remedy; forasmuch as reason goes always
+ lame, halting, and that too as well with falsehood as with truth; and
+ therefore ‘tis hard to discover her deviations and mistakes. I
+ always call that appearance of meditation which every one forges in
+ himself reason; this reason, of the condition of which there may be a
+ hundred contrary ones about one and the same subject, is an instrument of
+ lead and of wax, ductile, pliable, and accommodate to all sorts of biases,
+ and to all measures; so that nothing remains but the art and skill how to
+ turn and mould it. How uprightly soever a judge may mean, if he does not
+ look well to himself, which few care to do, his inclination to friendship,
+ to relationship, to beauty or revenge, and not only things of that weight,
+ but even the fortuitous instinct that makes us favour one thing more than
+ another, and that, without reason’s permission, puts the choice upon
+ us in two equal subjects, or some shadow of like vanity, may insensibly
+ insinuate into his judgment the recommendation or disfavour of a cause,
+ and make the balance dip.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I, that watch myself as narrowly as I can, and that have my eyes
+ continually bent upon myself, like one that has no great business to do
+ elsewhere,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quis sub Arcto Rex gelid metuatur or,
+ Quid Tyridatem terreat, unice Securus,
+
+ “I care not whom the northern clime reveres,
+ Or what’s the king that Tyridates fears,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ dare hardly tell the vanity and weakness I find in myself My foot is so
+ unstable and unsteady, I find myself so apt to totter and reel, and my
+ sight so disordered, that, fasting, I am quite another man than when full;
+ if health and a fair day smile upon me, I am a very affable, good-natured
+ man; if a corn trouble my toe, I am sullen, out of humour, and not to be
+ seen. The same pace of a horse seems to me one while hard, and another
+ easy; and the same way one while shorter, and another longer; and the same
+ form one while more, another less agreeable: I am one while for doing
+ every thing, and another for doing nothing at all; and what pleases me now
+ would be a trouble to me at another time. I have a thousand senseless and
+ casual actions within myself; either I am possessed by melancholy or
+ swayed by choler; now by its own private authority sadness predominates in
+ me, and by and by, I am as merry as a cricket. When I take a book in hand
+ I have then discovered admirable graces in such and such passages, and
+ such as have struck my soul; let me light upon them at another time, I may
+ turn and toss, tumble and rattle the leaves to no purpose; ‘tis then
+ to me an inform and undiscovered mass. Even in my own writings I do not
+ always find the air of my first fancy; I know not what I would have said,
+ and am often put to it to correct and pump for a new sense, because I have
+ lost the first that was better. I do nothing but go and come; my judgment
+ does not always advance&mdash;it floats and roams:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Velut minuta magno
+ Deprensa navis in mari vesaniente vento.
+
+ “Like a small bark that’s tost upon the main.
+ When winds tempestuous heave the liquid plain.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Very often, as I am apt to do, having for exercise taken to maintain an
+ opinion contrary to my own, my mind, bending and applying itself that way,
+ does so engage me that way that I no more discern the reason of my former
+ belief, and forsake it I am, as it were, misled by the side to which I
+ incline, be it what it will, and carried away by my own weight. Every one
+ almost would say the same of himself, if he considered himself as I do.
+ Preachers very well know that the emotions which steal upon them in
+ speaking animate them towards belief; and that in passion we are more warm
+ in the defence of our proposition, take ourselves a deeper impression of
+ it, and embrace it with greater vehemence and approbation than we do in
+ our colder and more temperate state. You only give your counsel a simple
+ brief of your cause; he returns you a dubious and uncertain answer, by
+ which you find him indifferent which side he takes. Have you feed him well
+ that he may relish it the better, does he begin to be really concerned,
+ and do you find him interested and zealous in your quarrel? his reason and
+ learning will by degrees grow hot in your cause; behold an apparent and
+ undoubted truth presents itself to his understanding; he discovers a new
+ light in your business, and does in good earnest believe and persuade
+ himself that it is so. Nay, I do not know whether the ardour that springs
+ from spite and obstinacy, against the power and violence of the magistrate
+ and danger, or the interest of reputation, may not have made some men,
+ even at the stake, maintain the opinion for which, at liberty, and amongst
+ friends, they would not have burned a finger. The shocks and jostles that
+ the soul receives from the body’s passions can do much in it, but
+ its own can do a great deal more; to which it is so subjected that perhaps
+ it may be made good that it has no other pace and motion but from the
+ breath of those winds, without the agitation of which it would be becalmed
+ and without action, like a ship in the middle of the sea, to which the
+ winds hare denied their assistance. And whoever should maintain this,
+ siding with the Peripatetics, would do us no great wrong, seeing it is
+ very well known that the greatest and most noble actions of the soul
+ proceed from, and stand in need of, this impulse of the passions. Valour,
+ they say, cannot be perfect without the assistance of anger; <i>Semper
+ Ajax fortis, fortissimus tamen in furore;</i> “Ajax was always
+ brave, but most when in a fury:” neither do we encounter the wicked
+ and the enemy vigorously enough if we be not angry; nay, the advocate, it
+ is said, is to inspire the judges with indignation, to obtain justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Irregular desires moved Themistocles, and Demosthenes, and have pushed on
+ the philosophers to watching, fasting, and pilgrimages; and lead us to
+ honour, learning, and health, which are all very useful ends. And this
+ meanness of soul, in suffering anxiety and trouble, serves to breed
+ remorse and repentance in the conscience, and to make us sensible of the
+ scourge of God, and politic correction for the chastisement of our
+ offences; compassion is a spur to clemency; and the prudence of preserving
+ and governing ourselves is roused by our fear; and how many brave actions
+ by ambition! how many by presumption! In short, there is no brave and
+ spiritual virtue without some irregular agitation. May not this be one of
+ the reasons that moved the Epicureans to discharge God from all care and
+ solicitude of our affairs; because even the effects of his goodness could
+ not be exercised in our behalf without disturbing its repose, by the means
+ of passions which are so many spurs and instruments pricking on the soul
+ to virtuous actions; or have they thought otherwise, and taken them for
+ tempests, that shamefully hurry the soul from her tranquillity? <i>Ut
+ maris tranquillitas intettigitur, null, ne minima quidem, aura fluctus
+ commovente: Sic animi quietus et placatus status cemitur, quum perturbatis
+ nulla est, qua moveri queat..</i> “As it is understood to be a calm
+ sea when there is not the least breath of air stirring; so the state of
+ the soul is discerned to be quiet and appeased when there is no
+ perturbation to move it.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What varieties of sense and reason, what contrariety of imaginations does
+ the diversity of our passions inspire us with! What assurance then can we
+ take of a thing so mobile and unstable, subject by its condition to the
+ dominion of trouble, and never going other than a forced and borrowed
+ pace? If our judgment be in the power even of sickness and perturbation;
+ if it be from folly and rashness that it is to receive the impression of
+ things, what security can we expect from it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is it not a great boldness in philosophy to believe that men perform the
+ greatest actions, and nearest approaching the Divinity, when they are
+ furious, mad, and beside themselves? We better ourselves by the privation
+ of our reason, and drilling it. The two natural ways to enter into the
+ cabinet of the gods, and there to foresee the course of destiny, are fury
+ and sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is pleasant to consider; by the dislocation that passions cause in
+ our reason, we become virtuous; by its extirpation, occasioned by madness
+ or the image of death, we become diviners and prophets. I was never so
+ willing to believe philosophy in any thing as this. ‘Tis a pure
+ enthusiasm wherewith sacred truth has inspired the spirit of philosophy,
+ which makes it confess, contrary to its own proposition, that the most
+ calm, composed, and healthful estate ef the soul that philosophy can seat
+ it in is not its best condition; our waking is more a sleep than sleep
+ itself, our wisdom less wise than folly; our dreams are worth more than
+ our meditation; and the worst place we can take is in ourselves. But does
+ not philosophy think that we are wise enough to consider that the voice
+ that the spirit utters, when dismissed from man, so clear-sighted, so
+ great, and so perfect, and whilst it is in man so terrestrial, ignorant,
+ and dark, is a voice proceeding from the spirit of dark, terrestrial, and
+ ignorant man, and for this reason a voice not to be trusted and believed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I, being of a soft and heavy complexion, have no great experience of these
+ vehement agitations, the most of which surprise the soul on a sudden,
+ without giving it leisure to recollect itself. But the passion that is
+ said to be produced by idleness in the hearts of young men, though it
+ proceed leisurely, and with a measured progress, does evidently manifest,
+ to those who have tried to oppose its power, the violence our judgment
+ suffers in this alteration and conversion. I have formerly attempted to
+ withstand and repel it; for I am so far from being one of those that
+ invite vices, that I do not so much as follow them, if they do not haul me
+ along; I perceived it to spring, grow, and increase, in spite of my
+ resistance; and at last, living and seeing as I was, wholly to seize and
+ possess me. So that, as if rousing from drunkenness, the images of things
+ began to appear to me quite other than they used to be; I evidently saw
+ the advantages of the object I desired, grow, and increase, and expand by
+ the influence of my imagination, and the difficulties of my attempt to
+ grow more easy and smooth; and both my reason and conscience to be laid
+ aside; but this fire being evaporated in an instant, as from a flash of
+ lightning, I was aware that my soul resumed another kind of sight, another
+ state, and another judgment; the difficulties of retreat appeared great
+ and invincible, and the same things had quite another taste and aspect
+ than the heat of desire had presented them to me; which of the two most
+ truly? Pyrrho knows nothing about it. We are never without sickness. Agues
+ have their hot and cold fits; from the effects of an ardent passion we
+ fall again to shivering; as much as I had advanced, so much I retired:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Qualis ubi alterno procurrens gurgite pontus,
+ Nunc ruit ad terras, scopulosque superjacit undam
+ Spumeus, extremamque sinu perfundit arenam;
+ Nunc rapidus retro, atque stu revoluta resorbens
+ Saxa, fugit, littusque vado labente relihquit.
+
+ “So swelling surges, with a thundering roar,
+ Driv’n on each others’ backs, insult the shore,
+ Bound o’er the rocks, encroach upon the land,
+ And far upon the beach heave up the sand;
+ Then backward rapidly they take their way,
+ Repulsed from upper ground, and seek the sea.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Now, from the knowledge of this volubility of mine, I have accidentally
+ begot in myself a certain constancy of opinions, and have not much altered
+ those that were first and natural in me; for what appearance soever there
+ may be in novelty, I do not easily change, for fear of losing by the
+ bargain; and, as I am not capable of choosing, I take other men’s
+ choice, and keep myself in the station wherein God has placed me; I could
+ not otherwise keep myself from perpetual rolling. Thus have I, by the
+ grace of God, preserved myself entire, without anxiety or trouble of
+ conscience, in the ancient faith of our religion, amidst so many sects and
+ divisions as our age has produced. The writings of the ancients, the best
+ authors I mean, being full and solid, tempt and carry me which way almost
+ they will; he that I am reading seems always to have the most force; and I
+ find that every one in his turn is in the right, though they contradict
+ one another. The facility that good wits have of rendering every thing
+ likely they would recommend, and that nothing is so strange to which they
+ do not undertake to give colour enough to deceive such simplicity as mine,
+ this evidently shows the weakness of their testimony. The heavens and the
+ stars have been three thousand years in motion; all the world were of that
+ belief till Cleanthes the Samian, or, according to Theophrastus, Nicetas
+ of Syracuse, took it into his head to maintain that it was the earth that
+ moved, turning about its axis by the oblique circle of the zodiac. And
+ Copernicus has in our times so grounded this doctrine that it very
+ regularly serves to all astrological consequences; what use can we make of
+ this, if not that we ought not much to care which is the true opinion? And
+ who knows but that a third, a thousand years hence, may over throw the two
+ former.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Sic volvenda tas commutt tempora rerum:
+ Quod fuit in pretio, fit nullo denique honore;
+ Porro aliud succedit, et e contemptibus exit,
+ Inque dies magis appetitur, floretque repertum
+ Laudibus, et miro est mortales inter honore.
+
+ “Thus ev’ry thing is changed in course of time,
+ What now is valued passes soon its prime;
+ To which some other thing, despised before,
+ Succeeds, and grows in vogue still more and more;
+ And once received, too faint all praises seem,
+ So highly it is rais’d in men’s esteem.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ So that when any new doctrine presents itself to us, we have great reason
+ to mistrust, and to consider that, before that was set on foot, the
+ contrary had been generally received; and that, as that has been
+ overthrown by this, a third invention, in time to come, may start up which
+ may damn the second. Before the principles that Aristotle introduced were
+ in reputation, other principles contented human reason, as these satisfy
+ us now. What patent have these people, what particular privilege, that the
+ career of our invention must be stopped by them, and that the possession
+ of our whole future belief should belong to them? They are no more exempt
+ from being thrust out of doors than their predecessors were. When any one
+ presses me with a new argument, I ought to believe that what I cannot
+ answer another can; for to believe all likelihoods that a man cannot
+ confute is great simplicity; it would by that means come to pass that all
+ the vulgar (and we are all of the vulgar) would have their belief as
+ tumable as a weathercock; for their souls, being so easy to be imposed
+ upon, and without any resistance, must of force incessantly receive other
+ and other impressions, the last still effacing all footsteps of that which
+ went before. He that finds himself weak ought to answer, according to
+ practice, that he will speak with his counsel, or refer himself to the
+ wiser, from whom he received his instruction. How long is it that physic
+ has been practised in the world? ‘Tis said that a new comer, called
+ Paracelsus, changes and overthrows the whole order of ancient rules, and
+ maintains that, till now, it has been of no other use but to kill men. I
+ believe he will easily make this good, but I do not think it were wisdom
+ to venture my life in making trial of his own experience. We are not to
+ believe every one, says the precept, because every one can say all things.
+ A man of this profession of novelties and physical reformations not long
+ since told me that all the ancients were notoriously mistaken in the
+ nature and motions of the winds, which he would evidently demonstrate to
+ me if I would give him the hearing. After I had with some patience heard
+ his arguments, which were all full of likelihood of truth: “What,
+ then,” said I, “did those that sailed according to
+ Theophrastus make way westward, when they had the prow towards the east?
+ did they go sideward or backward?” “That’s fortune,”
+ answered he, “but so it is that they were mistaken.” I replied
+ that I had rather follow effects than reason. Now these are things that
+ often interfere with one another, and I have been told that in geometry
+ (which pretends to have gained the highest point of certainty of all
+ science) there are inevitable demonstrations found which subvert the truth
+ of all experience; as Jacques Pelletier told me, at my own house, that he
+ had found out two lines stretching themselves one towards the other to
+ meet, which nevertheless he affirmed, though extended to infinity, could
+ never arrive to touch one another. And the Pyrrhonians make no other use
+ of their arguments and their reason than to ruin the appearance of
+ experience; and ‘tis a wonder how far the suppleness of our reason
+ has followed them in this design of controverting the evidence of effects;
+ for they affirm that we do not move, that we do not speak, and that there
+ is neither weight nor heat, with the same force of argument that we affirm
+ the most likely things. Ptolemy, who was a great man, had established the
+ bounds of this world of ours; all the ancient philosophers thought they
+ had the measure of it, excepting some remote isles that might escape their
+ knowledge; it had been Pyrrhonism, a thousand years ago, to doubt the
+ science of cosmography, and the opinions that every one had received from
+ it; it was heresy to admit the antipodes; and behold, in this age of ours,
+ there is an infinite extent of terra firma discovered, not an island or
+ single country, but a division of the world, nearly equal in greatness to
+ that we knew before. The geographers of our time stick not to assure us
+ that now all is found; all is seen:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nam quod adest prosto, placet, et pollere videtur;
+
+ “What’s present pleases, and appears the best;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ but it remains to be seen whether, as Ptolemy was therein formerly
+ deceived upon the foundation of his reason, it were not very foolish to
+ trust now in what these people say? And whether it is not more likely that
+ this great body, which we call the world, is not quite another thing than
+ what we imagine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Plato says that it changes countenance in all respects; that the heavens,
+ the stars, and the sun, have all of them sometimes motions retrograde to
+ what we see, changing east into west The Egyptian priests told Herodotus
+ that from the time of their first king, which was eleven thousand and odd
+ years since (and they showed him the effigies of all their kings in
+ statues taken from the life), the sun had four times altered his course;
+ that the sea and the earth did alternately change into one another; that
+ the beginning of the world is undetermined; Aristotle and Cicero both say
+ the same; and some amongst us are of opinion that it has been from all
+ eternity, is mortal, and renewed again by several vicissitudes; calling
+ Solomon and Isaiah to witness; to evade those oppositions, that God has
+ once been a creator without a creature; that he has had nothing to do,
+ that he got rid of that idleness by putting his hand to this work; and
+ that consequently he is subject to change. In the most famous of the Greek
+ schools the world is taken for a god, made by another god greater than he,
+ and composed of a body, and a soul fixed in his centre, and dilating
+ himself by musical numbers to his circumference; divine, infinitely happy,
+ and infinitely great, infinitely wise and eternal; in him are other gods,
+ the sea, the earth, the stars, who entertain one another with an
+ harmonious and perpetual agitation and divine dance, sometimes meeting,
+ sometimes retiring from one another; concealing and discovering
+ themselves; changing their order, one while before, and another behind.
+ Heraclitus was positive that the world was composed of fire; and, by the
+ order of destiny, was one day to be enflamed and consumed in fire, and
+ then to be again renewed. And Apuleius says of men: <i>Sigillatim
+ mortales, cunctim perpetui.</i> “That they are mortal in particular,
+ and immortal in general.” Alexander writ to his mother the narration
+ of an Egyptian priest, drawn from their monuments, testifying the
+ antiquity of that nation to be infinite, and comprising the birth and
+ progress of other countries. Cicero and Diodorus say that in their time
+ the Chaldees kept a register of four hundred thousand and odd years,
+ Aristotle, Pliny, and others, that Zoroaster flourished six thousand years
+ before Plato’s time. Plato says that they of the city of Sais have
+ records in writing of eight thousand years; and that the city of Athens
+ was built a thousand years before the said city of Sais; Epicurus, that at
+ the same time things are here in the posture we see, they are alike and in
+ the same manner in several other worlds; which he would have delivered
+ with greater assurance, had he seen the similitude and concordance of the
+ new discovered world of the West Indies with ours, present and past, in so
+ many strange examples.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In earnest, considering what is come to our knowledge from the course of
+ this terrestrial polity, I have often wondered to see in so vast a
+ distance of places and times such a concurrence of so great a number of
+ popular and wild opinions, and of savage manners and beliefs, which by no
+ means seem to proceed from our natural meditation. The human mind is a
+ great worker of miracles! But this relation has, moreover, I know not what
+ of extraordinary in it; ‘tis found to be in names, also, and a
+ thousand other things; for they found nations there (that, for aught we
+ know, never heard of us) where circumcision was in use; where there were
+ states and great civil governments maintained by women only, without men;
+ where our fasts and Lent were represented, to which was added abstinence
+ from women; where our crosses were several ways in repute; here they were
+ made use of to honour and adorn their sepultures, there they were erected,
+ and particularly that of St Andrew, to protect themselves from nocturnal
+ visions, and to lay upon the cradles of infants against enchantments;
+ elsewhere there was found one of wood, of very great height, which was
+ adored for the god of rain, and this a great way in the interior; there
+ was seen an express image of our penance priests, the use of mitres, the
+ celibacy of priests, the art of divination by the entrails of sacrificed
+ beasts, abstinence from all sorts of flesh and fish in their diet, the
+ manner of priests officiating in a particular and not a vulgar language;
+ and this fancy, that the first god was driven away by a second, his
+ younger brother; that they were created with all sorts of necessaries and
+ conveniences, which have since been in a degree taken from them for their
+ sins, their territory changed, and their natural condition made worse;
+ that they were of old overwhelmed by the inundation of water from heaven;
+ that but few families escaped, who retired into caves on high mountains,
+ the mouths of which they stopped so that the waters could not get in,
+ having shut up, together with themselves, several sorts of animals; that
+ when they perceived the rain to cease they sent out dogs, which returning
+ clean and wet, they judged that the water was not much abated; afterwards
+ sending out others, and seeing them return dirty, they issued out to
+ repeople the world, which they found only full of serpents. In one place
+ we met with the belief of a day of judgment; insomuch that they were
+ marvellously displeased at the Spaniards for discomposing the bones of the
+ dead, in rifling the sepultures for riches, saying that those bones so
+ disordered could not easily rejoin; the traffic by exchange, and no other
+ way; fairs and markets for that end; dwarfs and deformed people for the
+ ornament of the tables of princes; the use of falconry, according to the
+ nature of their hawks; tyrannical subsidies; nicety in gardens; dancing,
+ tumbling tricks, music of instruments, coats of arms, tennis-courts, dice
+ and lotteries, wherein they are sometimes so eager and hot as to stake
+ themselves and their liberty; physic, no otherwise than by charms; the way
+ of writing in cypher; the belief of only one first man, the father of all
+ nations; the adoration of one God, who formerly lived a man in perfect
+ virginity, fasting, and penitence, preaching the laws of nature, and the
+ ceremonies of religion, and that vanished from the world without a natural
+ death; the theory of giants; the custom of making themselves drunk with
+ their beverages, and drinking to the utmost; religious ornaments painted
+ with bones and dead men’s skulls; surplices, holy water sprinkled;
+ wives and servants, who present themselves with emulation, burnt and
+ interred with the dead husband or master; a law by which the eldest
+ succeeds to all the estate, no part being left for the younger but
+ obedience; the custom that, upon promotion to a certain office of great
+ authority, the promoted is to take upon him a new name, and to leave that
+ which he had before; another to strew lime upon the knee of the new-born
+ child, with these words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “From dust thou earnest, and to dust thou must return;” as
+ also the art of augury. The vain shadows of our religion, which are
+ observable in some of these examples, are testimonies of its dignity and
+ divinity. It is not only in some sort insinuated into all the infidel
+ nations on this side of the world, by a certain imitation, but in these
+ barbarians also, as by a common and supernatural inspiration; for we find
+ there the belief of purgatory, but of a new form; that which we give to
+ the fire they give to the cold, and imagine that souls are purged and
+ punished by the rigour of an excessive coldness. And this example puts me
+ in mind of another pleasant diversity; for as there were there some people
+ who delighted to unmuffle the ends of their instruments, and clipped off
+ the prepuce after the Mahometan and Jewish manner; there were others who
+ made so great conscience of laying it bare, that they carefully pursed it
+ up with little strings to keep that end from peeping into the air; and of
+ this other diversity, that whereas we, to honour kings and festivals, put
+ on the best clothes we have; in some regions, to express their disparity
+ and submission to their king, his subjects present themselves before him
+ in their vilest habits, and entering his palace, throw some old tattered
+ garment over their better apparel, to the end that all the lustre and
+ ornament may solely be in him. But to proceed:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If nature enclose within the bounds of her ordinary progress the beliefs,
+ judgments, and opinions of men, as well as all other things; if they have
+ their revolution, their season, their birth and death, like cabbage
+ plants; if the heavens agitate and rule them at their pleasure, what
+ magisterial and permanent authority do we attribute to them? If we
+ experimentally see that the form of our beings depends upon the air, upon
+ the climate, and upon the soil, where we are bom, and not only the colour,
+ the stature, the complexion, and the countenances, but moreover the very
+ faculties of the soul itself: Et plaga codi non solum ad robor corporum,
+ sed etiam anirum facit: “The climate is of great efficacy, not only
+ to the strength of bodies, but to that of souls also,” says
+ Vegetius; and that the goddess who founded the city of Athens chose to
+ situate it in a temperature of air fit to make men prudent, as the
+ Egyptian priests told Solon: <i>Athenis tenue colum; ex quo etiam
+ acutiores putantur Attici; crassum Thebis; itaque pingues Thebani, et
+ valentes:</i> “The air of Athens is subtle and thin; whence also the
+ Athenians are reputed to be more acute; and at Thebes more gross and
+ thick; wherefore the Thebans are looked upon as more heavy-witted and more
+ strong.” In such sort that, as fruits and animals grow different,
+ men are also more or less warlike, just, temperate, and docile; here given
+ to wine, elsewhere to theft or uncleanness; here inclined to superstition,
+ elsewhere to unbelief; in one place to liberty, in another to servitude;
+ capable of one science or of one art, dull or ingenious, obedient or
+ mutinous, good or bad, according as the place where they are seated
+ inclines them; and assume a new complexion, if removed, like trees, which
+ was the reason why Cyrus would not grant the Persians leave to quit their
+ rough and craggy country to remove to another more pleasant and even,
+ saying, that fertile and tender soils made men effeminate and soft. If we
+ see one while one art and one belief flourish, and another while another,
+ through some celestial influence; such an age to produce such natures, and
+ to incline mankind to such and such a propension, the spirits of men one
+ while gay and another gray, like our fields, what becomes of all those
+ fine prerogatives we so soothe ourselves withal? Seeing that a wise man
+ may be mistaken, and a hundred men and a hundred nations, nay, that even
+ human nature itself, as we believe, is many ages wide in one thing or
+ another, what assurances have we that she should cease to be mistaken, or
+ that in this very age of ours she is not so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Methinks that amongst other testimonies of our imbecility, this ought not
+ to be forgotten, that man cannot, by his own wish and desire, find out
+ what he wants; that not in fruition only, but in imagination and wish, we
+ cannot agree about what we would have to satisfy and content us. Let us
+ leave it to our own thought to cut out and make up at pleasure; it cannot
+ so much as covet what is proper for it, and satisfy itself:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quid enim ratione timemus,
+ Aut cupimus? Quid tain dextro pede concipis, ut te
+ Conatus non poniteat, votique peracti?
+
+ “For what, with reason, do we speak or shun,
+ What plan, how happily soe’r begun,
+ That, when achieved, we do not wish undone?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ And therefore it was that Socrates only begged of the gods that they would
+ give him what they knew to be best for him; and the private and public
+ prayer of the Lacedemonians was simply for good and useful things,
+ referring the choice and election of them to the discretion of the Supreme
+ Power:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Conjugium petimus, partumqu uxoris; at illis
+ Notum, qui pueri, qualisque futura sit uxor:
+
+ “We ask for Wives and children; they above
+ Know only, when we have them, what they’ll prove;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and Christians pray to God, “Thy will be done,” that they may
+ not fall into the inconvenience the poet feigns of King Midas. He prayed
+ to the gods that all he touched might be turned into gold; his prayer was
+ heard; his wine was gold, his bread was gold, the feathers of his bed, his
+ shirt, his clothes, were all gold, so that he found himself overwhelmed
+ with the fruition of his desire, and endowed with an intolerable benefit,
+ and was fain to unpray his prayers.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Attonitus novitate mali, divesque, miserque,
+ Effugere optt opes, et, qu modo voverat, odit.
+
+ “Astonished at the strangeness of the ill,
+ To be so rich, yet miserable still;
+ He wishes now he could his wealth evade,
+ And hates the thing for which before he prayed.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ To instance in myself: being young, I desired of fortune, above all
+ things, the order of St. Michael, which was then the utmost distinction of
+ honour amongst the French nobles, and very rare. She pleasantly gratified
+ my longing; instead of raising me, and lifting me up from my own place to
+ attain to it, she was much kinder to me; for she brought it so low, and
+ made it so cheap, that it stooped down to my shoulders, and lower. Cleobis
+ and Bito, Trophonius and Agamedes, having requested, the first of their
+ goddess, the last of their god, a recompense worthy of their piety, had
+ death for a reward; so differing from ours are heavenly opinions
+ concerning what is fit for us. God might grant us riches, honours, life,
+ and even health, to our own hurt; for every thing that is pleasing to us
+ is not always good for us. If he sends us death, or an increase of
+ sickness, instead of a cure, <i>Vvrga tua et baculus, tuus ipsa me
+ consolata sunt.</i> “Thy rod and thy staff have comforted me,”
+ he does it by the rule of his providence, which better and more certainly
+ discerns what is proper for us than we can do; and we ought to take it in
+ good part, as coming from a wise and most friendly hand
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Si consilium vis:
+ Permittee ipsis expendere numinibus, quid
+ Conveniat nobis, rebusque sit utile nostris...
+ Carior est illis homo quam sibi;
+
+ “If thou’lt be rul’d, to th’ gods thy fortunes trust,
+ Their thoughts are wise, their dispensations just.
+ What best may profit or delight they know,
+ And real good, for fancied bliss, bestow;
+ With eyes of pity, they our frailties scan,
+ More dear to them, than to himself, is man;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ for to require of him honours and commands, is to require ‘that he
+ may throw you into a battle, set you upon a cast at dice, or something of
+ the like nature, whereof the issue is to you unknown, and the fruit
+ doubtful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no dispute so sharp and violent amongst the philosophers, as
+ about the question of the sovereign good of man; whence, by the
+ calculation of Varro, rose two hundred and eighty-eight sects. <i>Qui
+ autem de summo bono dissentit, de tot philosophies ratione disputt.</i>
+ “For whoever enters into controversy concerning the supreme good,
+ disputes upon the whole matter of philosophy.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Trs mihi conviv prope dissentire videntur,
+ Poscentes vario mul turn divers a palato;
+ Quid dem? Quid non dem? Renuis tu quod jubet alter;
+ Quod petis, id sane est invisum acidumque duobus;
+
+ “I have three guests invited to a feast,
+ And all appear to have a different taste;
+ What shall I give them? What shall I refuse?
+ What one dislikes the other two shall choose;
+ And e’en the very dish you like the best
+ Is acid or insipid to the rest:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ nature should say the same to their contests and debates. Some say that
+ our well-being lies in virtue, others in pleasure, others in submitting to
+ nature; one in knowledge, another in being exempt from pain, another in
+ not suffering ourselves to be carried away by appearances; and this fancy
+ seems to have some relation to that of the ancient Pythagoras,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nil admirari, prope res est una, Numici,
+ Solaque, qu possit facere et servare beatum:
+
+ “Not to admire’s the only art I know
+ Can make us happy, and can keep us so;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ which is the drift of the Pyrrhonian sect; Aristotle attributes the
+ admiring nothing to magnanimity; and Arcesilaus said, that constancy and a
+ right inflexible state of judgment were the true good, and consent and
+ application the sin and evil; and there, it is true, in being thus
+ positive, and establishing a certain axiom, he quitted Pyrrhonism; for the’
+ Pyrrhonians, when they say that ataraxy, which is the immobility of
+ judgment, is the sovereign good, do not design to speak it affirmatively;
+ but that the same motion of soul which makes them avoid precipices, and
+ take shelter from the cold, presents them such a fancy, and makes them
+ refuse another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How much do I wish that, whilst I live, either some other or Justus
+ Lipsius, the most learned man now living, of a most polite and judicious
+ understanding, truly resembling my Turnebus, had both the will and health,
+ and leisure sufficient, carefully and conscientiously to collect into a
+ register, according to their divisions and classes, as many as are to be
+ found, of the opinions of the ancient philosophers, about the subject of
+ our being and manners, their controversies, the succession and reputation
+ of sects; with the application of the lives of the authors and their
+ disciples to their own precepts, in memorable accidents, and upon
+ exemplary occasions. What a beautiful and useful work that would be!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what remains, if it be from ourselves that we are to extract the
+ rules of our manners, upon what a confusion do we throw ourselves! For
+ that which our reason advises us to, as the most likely, is generally for
+ every one to obey the laws of his country, as was the advice of Socrates,
+ inspired, as he says, by a divine counsel; and by that, what would it say,
+ but that our duty has no other rule but what is accidental? Truth ought to
+ have a like and universal visage; if man could know equity and justice
+ that had a body and a true being, he would not fetter it to the conditions
+ of this country or that; it would not be from the whimsies of the Persians
+ or Indians that virtue would receive its form. There is nothing more
+ subject to perpetual agitation than the laws; since I was born, I have
+ known those of the English, our neighbours, three or four times changed,
+ not only in matters of civil regimen, which is the only thing wherein
+ constancy may be dispensed with, but in the most important subject that
+ can be, namely, religion, at which I am the more troubled and ashamed,
+ because it is a nation with whom those of my province have formerly had so
+ great familiarity and acquaintance, that there yet remains in my house
+ some footsteps of our ancient kindred; and here with us at home, I have
+ known a thing that was capital to become lawful; and we that hold of
+ others are likewise, according to the chance of war, in a possibility of
+ being one day found guilty of high-treason, both divine and human, should
+ the justice of our arms fall into the power of injustice, and, after a few
+ years’ possession, take a quite contrary being. How could that
+ ancient god more clearly accuse the ignorance of human knowledge
+ concerning the divine Being, and give men to understand that their
+ religion was but a thing of their own contrivance, useful as a bond to
+ their society, than declaring as he did to those who came to his tripod
+ for instruction, that every one’s true worship was that which he
+ found in use in the place where he chanced to be? O God, what infinite
+ obligation have we to the bounty of our sovereign Creator, for having
+ disabused our belief from these wandering and arbitrary devotions, and for
+ having seated it upon the eternal foundation of his holy word? But what
+ then will philosophers say to us in this necessity? “That we follow
+ the laws of our country;” that is to say, this floating sea of the
+ opinions of a republic, or a prince, that will paint out justice for me in
+ as many colours, and form it as many ways as there are changes of passions
+ in themselves; I cannot suffer my judgment to be so flexible. What kind of
+ virtue is that which I see one day in repute, and that to-morrow shall be
+ in none, and which the crossing of a river makes a crime? What sort of
+ truth can that be, which these mountains limit to us, and make a lie to
+ all the world beyond them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But they are pleasant, when, to give some certainty to the laws, they say,
+ that there are some firm, perpetual, and immovable, which they call
+ natural, that are imprinted in human kind by the condition of their own
+ proper being; and of these some reckon three, some four, some more, some
+ less; a sign that it is a mark as doubtful as the rest Now they are so
+ unfortunate, (for what can I call it else but misfortune that, of so
+ infinite a number of laws, there should not be found one at least that
+ fortune and the temerity of chance has suffered to be universally received
+ by the consent of all nations?) they are, I say, so miserable, that of
+ these three or four select laws, there is not so much as one that is not
+ contradicted and disowned, not only by one nation, but by many. Now, the
+ only likely sign, by which they can argue or infer some natural laws, is
+ the universality of approbation; for we should, without doubt, follow with
+ a common consent that which nature had truly ordained us; and not only
+ every nation, but every private man, would resent the force and violence
+ that any one should do him who would tempt him to any thing contrary to
+ this law. But let them produce me one of this condition. Proctagoras and
+ Aristo gave no other essence to the justice of laws than the authority and
+ opinion of the legislator; and that, these laid aside, the honest and the
+ good lost their qualities, and remained empty names of indifferent things;
+ Thrasymachus, in Plato, is of opinion that there is no other right but the
+ convenience of the superior. There is not any thing wherein the world is
+ so various as in laws and customs; such a thing is abominable here which
+ is elsewhere in esteem, as in Lacedemon dexterity in stealing; marriages
+ between near relations, are capitally interdicted amongst us; they are
+ elsewhere in honour:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Gentes esse ferantur,
+ In quibus et nato genitrix, et nata parenti
+ Jungitur, et pietas geminato crescit amore;
+
+ “There are some nations in the world, ‘tis said,
+ Where fathers daughters, sons their mothers wed;
+ And their affections thereby higher rise,
+ More firm and constant by these double ties;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ the murder of infants, the murder of fathers, the community of wives,
+ traffic of robberies, license in all sorts of voluptuousness; in short,
+ there is nothing so extreme that is not allowed by the custom of some
+ nation or other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is credible that there are natural laws for us, as we see them in other
+ creatures; but they are lost in us, this fine human reason everywhere so
+ insinuating itself to govern and command, as to shuffle and confound the
+ face of things, according to its own vanity and inconstancy: <i>Nihil
+ itaque amplius nostrum est; quod nostrum dico, artis est:</i> “Therefore
+ nothing is any more truly ours; what we call ours belongs to art.”
+ Subjects have divers lustres and divers considerations, and thence the
+ diversity of opinions principally proceeds; one nation considers a subject
+ in one aspect, and stops there: another takes it in a different point of
+ view.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is nothing of greater horror to be imagined than for a man to eat
+ his father; and yet the people, whose ancient custom it was so to do,
+ looked upon it as a testimony of piety and affection, seeking thereby to
+ give their progenitors the most worthy and honourable sepulture; storing
+ up in themselves, and as it were in their own marrow, the bodies and
+ relics of their fathers; and in some sort regenerating them by
+ transmutation into their living flesh, by means of nourishment and
+ digestion. It is easy to consider what a cruelty and abomination it must
+ have appeared to men possessed and imbued with this snperstition to throw
+ their fathers’ remains to the corruption of the earth, and the
+ nourishment of beasts and worms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lycurgus considered in theft the vivacity, diligence, boldness, and
+ dexterity of purloining any thing from our neighbours, and the benefit
+ that redounded to the public that every one should look more narrowly to
+ the conservation of what was his own; and believed that, from this double
+ institution of assaulting and defending, advantage was to be made for
+ military discipline (which was the principal science and virtue to which
+ he would inure that nation), of greater consideration than the disorder
+ and injustice of taking another man’s goods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dionysius, the tyrant, offered Plato a robe of the Persian fashion, long,
+ damasked, and perfumed; Plato refused it, saying, “That being born a
+ man, he would not willingly dress himself in women’s clothes;”
+ but Aristippus accepted it with this answer, “That no accoutrement
+ could corrupt a chaste courage.” His friends reproaching him with
+ meanness of spirit, for laying it no more to heart that Dionysius had spit
+ in his face, “Fishermen,” said he, “suffer themselves to
+ be drenched with the waves of the sea from head to foot to catch a
+ gudgeon.” Diogenes was washing cabbages, and seeing him pass by,
+ “If thou couldst live on cabbage,” said he, “thou
+ wouldst not fawn upon a tyrant;” to whom Aristippus replied, “And
+ if thou knewest how to live amongst men, thou wouldst not be washing
+ cabbages.” Thus reason finds appearances for divers effects; ‘tis
+ a pot with two ears that a man may take by the right or left:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Bellum, o terra hospita, portas:
+ Bello armantur eqni; bellum hc armenta minantur.
+ Sed tamen idem olim curru succedere sueti
+ Quadrupedes, et frena jugo concordia ferre;
+ Spes est pacis.
+
+ “War, war is threatened from this foreign ground
+ (My father cried), where warlike steeds are found.
+ Yet, since reclaimed, to chariots they submit,
+ And bend to stubborn yokes, and champ the bit,
+ Peace may succeed to war.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Solon, being lectured by his friends not to shed powerless and
+ unprofitable tears for the death of his son, “It is for that reason
+ that I the more justly shed them,” said he, “because they are
+ powerless and unprofitable.” Socrates’s wife exasperated her
+ grief by this circumstance: “Oh, how unjustly do these wicked judges
+ put him to death!” “Why,” replied he, “hadst thou
+ rather they should execute me justly?” We have our ears bored; the
+ Greeks looked upon that as a mark of slavery. We retire in private to
+ enjoy our wives; the Indians do it in public. The Scythians immolated
+ strangers in their temples; elsewhere temples were a refuge:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Inde furor vulgi, quod numina vicinorum
+ Odit quisque locus, cum solos credat habendos
+ Esse deos, quos ipse colit.
+
+ “Thus ‘tis the popular fury that creates
+ That all their neighbours’ gods each nation hates;
+ Each thinks its own the genuine; in a word,
+ The only deities to be adored.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I have heard of a judge who, coming upon a sharp conflict betwixt Bartolus
+ and Aldus, and some point controverted with many contrarieties, writ in
+ the margin of his book, “a question for a friend;” that is to
+ say, that truth was there so controverted and disputed that in a like
+ cause he might favour which of the parties he thought fit ‘Twas only
+ for want of wit that he did not write “a question for a friend”
+ throughout. The advocates and judges of our times find bias enough in all
+ causes to accommodate them to what they themselves think fit. In so
+ infinite a science, depending upon the authority of so many opinions, and
+ so arbitrary a subject, it cannot be but that of necessity an extreme
+ confusion of judgments must arise; there is hardly any suit so clear
+ wherein opinions do not very much differ; what one court has determined
+ one way another determines quite contrary, and itself contrary to that at
+ another time. Of which we see very frequent examples, owing to that
+ practice admitted amongst us, and which is a marvellous blemish to the
+ ceremonious authority and lustre of our justice, of not abiding by one
+ sentence, but running from judge to judge, and court to court, to decide
+ one and the same cause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the liberty of philosophical opinions concerning vice and virtue,
+ ‘tis not necessary to be insisted upon; therein are found many
+ opinions that are better concealed than published to weak minds.
+ Arcesilaus said, “That in venery it was no matter where, or with
+ whom, it was committed:” <i>Et obsccenas voluptates, si natura
+ requirit, non genere, aut loco, aut ordine, sed forma, otate, jigur,
+ metiendas Epicurus putat.... ne amores quidem sanctos a sapiente alienos
+ esse arbitrantur.... Queeramus, ad quam usque otatem juvenes amandi sint.</i>
+ “And obscene pleasures, if nature requires them,” Epicurus
+ thinks, “are not to be measured either by race, kind, place, or
+ rank, but by age, shape, and beauty.... Neither are sacred loves thought
+ to be foreign to wise men;... we are to inquire till what age young men
+ are to be loved.” These last two stoical quotations, and the
+ reproach that Dicarchus threw into the teeth of Plato himself, upon this
+ account, show how much the soundest philosophy indulges licenses and
+ excesses very remote from common custom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Laws derive their authority from possession and custom. ‘Tis
+ dangerous to trace them back to their beginning; they grow great, and
+ ennoble themselves, like our rivers, by running on; but follow them upward
+ to their source, ‘tis but a little spring, scarce discernable,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ that swells thus, and thus fortifies itself by growing old. Do but consult
+ the ancient considerations that gave the first motion to this famous
+ torrent, so full of dignity, awe, and reverence, you will find them so
+ light and weak that it is no wonder if these people, who weigh and reduce
+ every thing to reason, and who admit nothing by authority, or upon trust,
+ have their judgments often very remote, and differing from those of the
+ public. It is no wonder if people, who take their pattern from the first
+ image of nature, should in most of their opinions swerve from the common
+ path; as, for example, few amongst them would have approved of the strict
+ conditions of our marriages, and most of them have been for having wives
+ in common, and without obligation; they would refuse our ceremonies.
+ Chrysippus said, “That a philosopher would make a dozen somersaults,
+ aye, and without his breeches, for a dozen of olives.” That
+ philosopher would hardly have advised Clisthenes to have refused
+ Hippoclides the fair Agarista his daughter, for having seen him stand on
+ his head upon a table. Metrocles somewhat indiscreetly broke wind
+ backwards while in disputation, in the presence of a great auditory in his
+ school, and kept himself hid in his own house for shame, till Crates
+ coming to visit him, and adding to his consolations and reasons the
+ example of his own liberty, by falling to try with him who should sound
+ most, cured him of that scruple, and withal drew him to his own stoical
+ sect, more free than that more reserved one of the Peripatetics, of which
+ he had been till then. That which we call decency, not to dare to do that
+ in public which is decent enough to do in private, the Stoics call
+ foppery; and to mince it, and to be so modest as to conceal and disown
+ what nature, custom, and our desires publish and proclaim of our actions,
+ they reputed a vice. The other thought it was to undervalue the mysteries
+ of Venus to draw them out of the private oratory, to expose them to the
+ view of the people; and that to bring them out from behind the curtain was
+ to debase them. Modesty is a thing of weight; secrecy, reservation, and
+ circumspection, are parts of esteem. Pleasure did very ingeniously when,
+ under the mask of virtue, she sued not to be prostituted in the open
+ streets, trodden under foot, and exposed to the public view, wanting the
+ dignity and convenience of her private cabinets. Hence some say that to
+ put down public stews is not only to disperse fornication into all places,
+ that was confined to one, but moreover, by the difficulty, to incite wild
+ and idle people to this vice:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Mochus es Aufidi, qui vir,
+ Scvine, fuisti:
+ Rivalis fuerat qui tuus, ille vir est.
+ Cur alina placet tibi, qu tua non placet uxor?
+ Numquid securus non potes arrigere?
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This experience diversifies itself in a thousand examples:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nullus in urbe fuit tot, qui tangere vellet
+ Uxorem gratis, Cciliane, tuam,
+ Dum licuit: sed nunc, positis custodibus, ingens
+ Turba fututorum est. Ingeniosus homo es.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A philosopher being taken in the very act, and asked what he was doing,
+ coldly replied, “I am planting man;” no more blushing to be so
+ caught than if they had found him planting garlic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is, I suppose, out of tenderness and respect to the natural modesty of
+ mankind that a great and religious author is of opinion that this act is
+ so necessarily obliged to privacy and shame that he cannot persuade
+ himself there could be any absolute performance in those impudent embraces
+ of the Cynics, but that they contented themselves to represent lascivious
+ gestures only, to maintain the impudence of their school’s
+ profession; and that, to eject what shame had withheld and restrained, it
+ was afterward necessary for them to withdraw into the shade. But he had
+ not thoroughly examined their debauches; for Diogenes, playing the beast
+ with himself in public, wished, in the presence of all that saw him, that
+ he could fill his belly by that exercise. To those who asked him why he
+ did not find out a more commodious place to eat in than in the open
+ street, he made answer, “Because I am hungry in the open street.”
+ The women philosophers who mixed with their sect, mixed also with their
+ persons, in all places, without reservation; and Hipparchia was not
+ received into Crates’s society, but upon condition that she should,
+ in all things, follow the practice and customs of his rule. These
+ philosophers set a great price upon virtue, and renounce all other
+ discipline but the moral; and yet, in all their actions, they attributed
+ the sovereign authority to the election of their sage, and above the laws;
+ and gave no other curb to voluptuousness but moderation only, and the
+ conservation of the liberty of others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Heraclitus and Protagoras, forasmuch as wine seemed bitter to the sick,
+ and pleasant to the sound, the rudder crooked in the water, and straight
+ when out, and such like contrary appearances as are found in subjects,
+ argued thence that all subjects had, in themselves, the causes of these
+ appearances; and there was some bitterness in the wine which had some
+ sympathy with the sick man’s taste, and the rudder some bending
+ quality sympathizing with him that looks upon it in the water; and so of
+ all the rest; which is to say, that all is in all things, and,
+ consequently, nothing in any one; for, where all is, there is nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This opinion put me in mind of the experience we have that there is no
+ sense or aspect of any thing, whether bitter or sweet, straight or
+ crooked, that the human mind does not find out in the writings it
+ undertakes to tumble over. Into the cleanest, purest, and most perfect
+ words that can possibly be, how many lies and falsities have we suggested!
+ What heresy has not there found ground and testimony sufficient to make
+ itself embraced and defended! ‘Tis for this that the authors of such
+ errors will never depart from proof of the testimony of the interpretation
+ of words. A person of dignity, who would approve to me, by authority, the
+ search of the philosopher’s stone, wherein he was head over ears
+ engaged, lately alleged to me at least five or six passages of the Bible
+ upon which, he said, he first founded his attempt, for the discharge of
+ his conscience (for he is a divine); and, in truth, the idea was not only
+ pleasant, but, moreover, very well accommodated to the defence of this
+ fine science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this way the reputation of divining fables is acquired. There is no
+ fortune-teller, if we have this authority, but, if a man will take the
+ pains to tumble and toss, and narrowly to peep into all the folds and
+ glosses of his words, he may make him, like the Sibyls, say what he will.
+ There are so many ways of interpretation that it will be hard but that,
+ either obliquely or in a direct line, an ingenious wit will find out, in
+ every subject, some air that will serve for his purpose; therefore we find
+ a cloudy and ambiguous style in so frequent and ancient use. Let the
+ author but make himself master of that, to busy posterity about his
+ predictions, which not only his own parts, but the accidental favour of
+ the matter itself, may do for him; and, as to the rest, express himself,
+ whether after a foolish or a subtle manner, somewhat obscurely or
+ contradictorily, ‘tis no matter;&mdash;a number of wits, shaking and
+ sifting him, will bring out a great many several forms, either according
+ to his meaning, or collateral, or contrary, to it, which will all redound
+ to his honour; he will see himself enriched by the means of his disciples,
+ like the regents of colleges by their pupils yearly presents. This it is
+ which has given reputation to many things of no worth at all; that has
+ brought several writings in vogue, and given them the fame of containing
+ all sorts of matter can be desired; one and the same thing receiving a
+ thousand and a thousand images and various considerations; nay, as many as
+ we please.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is it possible that Homer could design to say all that we make him say,
+ and that he designed so many and so various figures, as that the divines,
+ law-givers, captains, philosophers, and all sorts of men who treat of
+ sciences, how variously and opposite soever, should indifferently quote
+ him, and support their arguments by his authority, as the sovereign lord
+ and master of all offices, works, and artisans, and counsellor-general of
+ all enterprises? Whoever has had occasion for oracles and predictions has
+ there found sufficient to serve his turn. ‘Tis a wonder how many and
+ how admirable concurrences an intelligent person, and a particular friend
+ of mine, has there found out in favour of our religion; and cannot easily
+ be put out of the conceit that it was Homer’s design; and yet he is
+ as well acquainted with this author as any man whatever of his time. And
+ what he has found in favour of our religion there, very many anciently
+ have found in favour of theirs. Do but observe how Plato is tumbled and
+ tossed about; every one ennobling his own opinions by applying him to
+ himself, and making him take what side they please. They draw him in, and
+ engage him in all the new opinions the world receives; and make him,
+ according to the different course of things, differ from himself; every
+ one makes him disavow, according to his own sense, the manners and customs
+ lawful in his age, because they are unlawful in ours; and all this with
+ vivacity and power, according to the force and sprightliness of the wit of
+ the interpreter. From the same foundation that Heraclitus and this
+ sentence of his had, “that all things had in them those forms that
+ we discern,” Democritus drew quite a contrary conclusion,&mdash;“that
+ objects have in them nothing that we discern in them;” and because
+ honey is sweet to one and bitter to another, he thence argued that it was
+ neither sweet nor bitter. The Pyrrhonians would say that they knew not
+ whether it is sweet or bitter, or whether the one or the other, or both;
+ for these always gained the highest point of dubitation. The Cyrenaics
+ held that nothing was perceptible from without, and that that only was
+ perceptible that inwardly touched us, as pain and pleasure; acknowledging
+ neither sound nor colour, but certain affections only that we receive from
+ them; and that man’s judgment had no other seat Protagoras believed
+ that “what seems true to every one, is true to every one.” The
+ Epicureans lodged all judgment in the senses, and in the knowledge of
+ things, and in pleasure. Plato would have the judgment of truth, and truth
+ itself, derived from opinions and the senses, to belong to the wit and
+ cogitation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This discourse has put me upon the consideration of the senses, in which
+ lies the greatest foundation and Prof of our ignorance. Whatsoever is
+ known, is doubtless known by the faculty of the knower; for, seeing the
+ judgment proceeds from the operation of him that judges, ‘tis reason
+ that this operation be performed by his means and will, not by the
+ constraint of another; as it would happen if we knew things by the power,
+ and according to the law of their essence. Now all knowledge is conveyed
+ to us by the senses; they are our masters:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Via qua munita fidei
+ Proxima fert humanum in pectus, templaque mentis;
+
+ “It is the surest path that faith can find
+ By which to enter human heart and mind.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Science begins by them, and is resolved into them. After all, we should
+ know no more than a stone if we did not know there is sound, odour, light,
+ taste, measure, weight, softness, hardness, sharpness, colour, smoothness,
+ breadth, and depth; these are the platforms and principles of the
+ structure of all our knowledge; and, according to some, science is nothing
+ else but sense. He that could make me contradict the senses, would have me
+ by the throat; he could not make me go further back. The senses are the
+ beginning and the end of human knowledge:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Invenies primis ab sensibns esse creatam
+ Notitiam veil; neque sensus posse refelli....
+ Quid majore fide porro, quam sensus, haberi Debet?
+
+ “Of truth, whate’er discoveries are made,
+ Are by the senses to us first conveyed;
+ Nor will one sense be baffled; for on what
+ Can we rely more safely than on that?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us attribute to them the least we can, we must, however, of necessity
+ grant them this, that it is by their means and mediation that all our
+ instruction is directed. Cicero says, that Chrysippus having attempted to
+ extenuate the force and virtue of the senses, presented to himself
+ arguments and so vehement oppositions to the contrary that he could not
+ satisfy himself therein; whereupon Cameades, who maintained the contrary
+ side, boasted that he would make use of the very words and arguments of
+ Chrysippus to controvert and confute him, and therefore thus cried out
+ against him: “O miserable! thy force has destroyed thee.”
+ There can be nothing absurd to a greater degree than to maintain that fire
+ does not warm, that light does not shine, and that there is no weight nor
+ solidity in iron, which are things conveyed to us by the senses; neither
+ is there belief nor knowledge in man that can be compared to that for
+ certainty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first consideration I have upon the subject of the senses is that I
+ make a doubt whether or no man be furnished with all natural senses. I see
+ several animals who live an entire and perfect life, some without sight,
+ others without hearing; who knows whether to us also one, two, three, or
+ many other senses may not be wanting? For if any one be wanting, our
+ examination cannot discover the defect. ‘Tis the privilege of the
+ senses to be the utmost limit of our discovery; there is nothing beyond
+ them that can assist us in exploration, not so much as one sense in the
+ discovery of another:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ An poterunt oculos aures reprehendere? an aures
+ Tactus an hunc porro tactum sapor argnet oris?
+ An confutabunt nares, oculive revincent?
+
+ “Can ears the eyes, the touch the ears, correct?
+ Or is that touch by tasting to be check’d?
+ Or th’ other senses, shall the nose or eyes
+ Confute in their peculiar faculties?”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ They all make the extremest limits of our ability:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Seorsum cuique potestas Divisa est, sua vis cuique est,
+
+ “Each has its power distinctly and alone,
+ And every sense’s power is its own.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ It is impossible to make a man naturally blind conceive that he does not
+ see; impossible to make him desire sight, or to regret his defect; for
+ which reason we ought not to derive any assurance from the soul’s
+ being contented and satisfied with those we have; considering that it
+ cannot be sensible herein of its infirmity and imperfection, if there be
+ any such thing. It is impossible to say any thing to this blind man,
+ either by reasoning, argument, or similitude, that can possess his
+ imagination with any apprehension of light, colour, or sight; there’s
+ nothing remains behind that can push on the senses to evidence. Those that
+ are born blind, whom we hear wish they could see, it is not that they
+ understand what they desire; they have learned from us that they want
+ something; that there is something to be desired that we have, which they
+ can name indeed and speak of its effect and consequences; but yet they
+ know not what it is, nor apprehend it at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen a gentleman of a good family who was born blind, or at least
+ blind from such an age that he knows not what sight is; who is so little
+ sensible of his defect that he makes use as we do of words proper for
+ seeing, and applies them after a manner wholly particular and his own.
+ They brought him a child to which he was god-father, which, having taken
+ into his arms, “Good God,” said he, “what a fine child!
+ How beautiful to look upon! what a pretty face it has!” He will say,
+ like one of us, “This room has a very fine prospect;&mdash;it is
+ clear weather;&mdash;the sun shines bright.” And moreover, being
+ that hunting, tennis, and butts are our exercises, and he has heard so, he
+ has taken a liking to them, will ride a-hunting, and believes he has as
+ good share of the sport as we have; and will express himself as angry or
+ pleased as the best of us all, and yet knows nothing of it but by the ear.
+ One cries out to him, “Here’s a hare!” when he is upon
+ some even plain where he may safely ride; and afterwards, when they tell
+ him, “The hare is killed,” he will be as overjoyed and proud
+ of it as he hears others say they are. He will take a tennis-ball in his
+ left hand and strike it away with the racket; he will shoot with a
+ harquebuss at random, and is contented with what his people tell him, that
+ he is over, or wide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Who knows whether all human kind commit not the like absurdity, for want
+ of some sense, and that through this default the greatest part of the face
+ of things is concealed from us? What do we know but that the difficulties
+ which we find in several works of nature proceed hence; and that several
+ effects of animals, which exceed our capacity, are not produced by faculty
+ of some sense that we are defective in? and whether some of them have not
+ by this means a life more full and entire than ours? We seize an apple
+ with all our senses; we there find redness, smoothness, odour, and
+ sweetness; but it may have other virtues besides these, as to heat or
+ binding, which no sense of ours can have any reference unto. Is it not
+ likely that there are sensitive faculties in nature that are fit to judge
+ of and to discern those which we call the occult properties in several
+ things, as for the loadstone to attract iron; and that the want of such
+ faculties is the cause that we are ignorant of the true essence of such
+ things? ‘Tis perhaps some particular sense that gives cocks to
+ understand what hour it is at midnight, and when it grows to be towards
+ day, and that makes them crow accordingly; that teaches chickens, before
+ they have any experience of the matter, to fear a sparrow-hawk, and not a
+ goose or a peacock, though birds of a much larger size; that cautions them
+ against the hostile quality the cat has against them, and makes them not
+ to fear a dog; to arm themselves against the mewing, a kind of flattering
+ voice, of the one, and not against the barking, a shrill and threatening
+ voice, of the other; that teaches wasps, ants, and rats, to fall upon the
+ best pear and the best cheese before they have tasted them, and inspires
+ the stag, elephant, and serpent, with the knowledge of a certain herb
+ proper for their cure. There is no sense that has not a mighty dominion,
+ and that does not by its power introduce an infinite number of knowledges.
+ If we were defective in the intelligence of sounds, of harmony, and of the
+ voice, it would cause an unimaginable confusion in all the rest of our
+ science; for, besides what belongs to the proper effect of every sense,
+ how many arguments, consequences, and conclusions do we draw to other
+ things, by comparing one sense with another? Let an understanding man
+ imagine human nature originally produced without the sense of seeing, and
+ consider what ignorance and trouble such a defect would bring upon him,
+ what a darkness and blindness in the soul; he will then see by that of how
+ great importance to the knowledge of truth the privation of such another
+ sense, or of two or three, should we be so deprived, would be. We have
+ formed a truth by the consultation and concurrence of our five senses; but
+ perhaps we should have the consent and contribution of eight or ten to
+ make a certain discovery of it in its essence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sects that controvert the knowledge of man do it principally by the
+ uncertainty and weakness of our senses; for since all knowledge is by
+ their means and mediation conveyed unto us, if they fail in their report,
+ if they corrupt or alter what they bring us from without, if the light
+ which by them creeps into the soul be obscured in the passage, we have
+ nothing else to hold by. From this extreme difficulty all these fancies
+ proceed: “That every subject has in itself all we there find. That
+ it has nothing in it of what we think we there find;” and that of
+ the Epicureans, “That the sun is no bigger than ‘tis judged by
+ our sight to be:&mdash;”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Quidquid id est, nihilo fertur majore figura,
+ Quam nostris oculis quam cemimus, esse videtur:
+
+ “But be it what it will in our esteems,
+ It is no bigger than to us it seems:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ that the appearances which represent a body great to him that is near, and
+ less to him that is more remote, are both true:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Nee tamen hic oculos falli concedimus hilum....
+ Proinde animi vitium hoc oculis adfingere noli:
+
+ “Yet that the eye’s deluded we deny;
+ Charge not the mind’s faults, therefore, on the eye:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ “and, resolutely, that there is no deceit in the senses; that we are
+ to lie at their mercy, and seek elsewhere reasons to excuse the difference
+ and contradictions we there find, even to the inventing of lies and other
+ flams, if it come to that, rather than accuse the senses.” Timagoras
+ vowed that, by pressing or turning his eye, he could never perceive the
+ light of the candle to double, and that the seeming so proceeded from the
+ vice of opinion, and not from the instrument. The most absurd of all
+ absurdities, with the Epicureans, is to deny the force and effect of the
+ senses:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Proinde, quod in quoquo est his visum tempore, verum est
+ Et, si non potuit ratio dissolvere causam,
+ Cur ea, qu fuerint juxtim quadrata, procul sint
+ Visa rotunda; tamen prstat rationis egentem
+ Beddere mendose causas utriusque figur,
+ Quam manibus manifesta suis emittere ququam,
+ Et violare fidem primam, et convellere tota
+ Fundamenta, quibus nixatur vita salusque:
+ Non modo enim ratio ruat omnis, vita quoque ipsa
+ Concidat extemplo, nisi credere sensibus ausis,
+ Procipitesque locos vitare, et ctera, qu sint
+ In genere hoc fugienda.
+
+ “That what we see exists I will maintain,
+ And if our feeble reason can’t explain
+ Why things seem square when they are very near,
+ And at a greater distance round appear;
+ ‘Tis better yet, for him that’s at a pause,
+ ‘T’ assign to either figure a false cause,
+ Than shock his faith, and the foundations rend
+ On which our safety and our life depend:
+ For reason not alone, but life and all,
+ Together will with sudden ruin fall;
+ Unless we trust our senses, nor despise
+ To shun the various dangers that arise.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ This so desperate and unphilosophical advice expresses only this,&mdash;that
+ human knowledge cannot support itself but by reason unreasonable, foolish,
+ and mad; but that it is yet better that man, to set a greater value upon
+ himself, make use of any other remedy, how fantastic soever, than to
+ confess his necessary ignorance&mdash;a truth so disadvantageous to him.
+ He cannot avoid owning that the senses are the sovereign lords of his
+ knowledge; but they are uncertain, and falsifiable in all circumstances;
+ ‘tis there that he is to fight it out to the last; and if his just
+ forces fail him, as they do, to supply that defect with obstinacy,
+ temerity, and impudence. In case what the Epicureans say be true, viz:
+ “that we have no knowledge if the senses’ appearances be
+ false;” and if that also be true which the Stoics say, “that
+ the appearances of the senses are so false that they can furnish us with
+ no manner of knowledge,” we shall conclude, to the disadvantage of
+ these two great dogmatical sects, that there is no science at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the error and uncertainty of the operation of the senses, every one
+ may furnish himself with as many examples as he pleases; so ordinary are
+ the faults and tricks they put upon us. In the echo of a valley the sound
+ of a trumpet seems to meet us, which comes from a place behind:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Exstantesque procul medio de gurgite montes,
+ Classibus inter qnos liber patet exitus, idem
+ Apparent, et longe divolsi licet, ingens
+ Insula conjunctis tamen ex his ana videtur...
+ Et fugere ad puppim colies campique videntur,
+ Qnos agimns proter navim, velisque volamus....
+ Ubi in medio nobis equus acer obhsit
+ Flamine, equi corpus transversum ferre videtur
+ Vis, et in adversum flumen contrudere raptim.
+
+ “And rocks i’ th’ seas that proudly raise their head,
+ Though far disjoined, though royal navies spread,
+ Their sails between; yet if from distance shown,
+ They seem an island all combin’d in one.
+ Thus ships, though driven by a prosperous gale,
+ Seem fix’d to sailors; those seem under sail
+ That ride at anchor safe; and all admire,
+ As they row by, to see the rocks retire.
+ Thus, when in rapid streams my horse hath stood,
+ And I look’d downward on the rolling flood;
+ Though he stood still, I thought he did divide
+ The headlong streams, and strive against the tide,
+ And all things seem’d to move on every side.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Take a musket-ball under the forefinger, the middle finger being lapped
+ over it, it feels so like two that a man will have much ado to persuade
+ himself there is but one; the end of the two fingers feeling each of them
+ one at the same time; for that the senses are very often masters of our
+ reason, and constrain it to receive impressions which it judges and knows
+ to be false, is frequently seen. I set aside the sense of feeling, that
+ has its functions nearer, more lively, and substantial, that so often, by
+ the effects of the pains it helps the body to, subverts and overthrows all
+ those fine Stoical resolutions, and compels him to cry out of his belly,
+ who has resolutely established this doctrine in his soul&mdash;“That
+ the colic, and all other pains and diseases, are indifferent things, not
+ having the power to abate any thing of the sovereign felicity wherein the
+ wise man is seated by his virtue.” There is no heart so effeminate
+ that the rattle and sound of our drums and trumpets will not inflame with
+ courage; nor so sullen that the harmony of our music will not rouse and
+ cheer; nor so stubborn a soul that will not feel itself struck with some
+ reverence in considering the gloomy vastness of our churches, the variety
+ of ornaments, and order of our ceremonies; and in hearing the solemn music
+ of our organs, and the grace and devout harmony of our voices. Even those
+ that come in with contempt feel a certain shivering in their hearts, and
+ something of dread that makes them begin to doubt their opinions. For my
+ part I do not think myself strong enough to hear an ode of Horace or
+ Catullus sung by a beautiful young mouth without emotion; and Zeno had
+ reason to say “that the voice was the flower of beauty.” One
+ would once make me believe that a certain person, whom all we Frenchmen
+ know, had imposed upon me in repeating some verses that he had made; that
+ they were not the same upon paper that they were in the air; and that my
+ eyes would make a contrary judgment to my ears; so great a power has
+ pronunciation to give fashion and value to works that are left to the
+ efficacy and modulation of the voice. And therefore Philoxenus was not so
+ much to blame, hearing one giving an ill accent to some composition of
+ his, in spurning and breaking certain earthen vessels of his, saying,
+ “I break what is thine, because thou corruptest what is mine.”
+ To what end did those men who have, with a firm resolution, destroyed
+ themselves, turn away their faces that they might not see the blow that
+ was by themselves appointed? And that those who, for their health, desire
+ and command incisions to be made, and cauteries to be applied to them,
+ cannot endure the sight of the preparations, instruments, and operations
+ of the surgeon, being that the sight is not in any way to participate in
+ the pain? Are not these proper examples to verify the authority the senses
+ have over the imagination? ‘Tis to much purpose that we know these
+ tresses were borrowed from a page or a lackey; that this rouge came from
+ Spain, and this pearl-powder from the Ocean Sea. Our sight will,
+ nevertheless, compel us to confess their subject more agreeable and more
+ lovely against all reason; for in this there is nothing of its own:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Auferinrar cultu; gemmis, auroque teguntur
+ Crimina; pars minima est ipsa puella sni.
+ Spe, ubi sit quod ames, inter tarn multa requiras:
+ Decipit hac oculos gide dives Amor.
+
+ “By dress we’re won; gold, gems, and rich brocades
+ Make up the pageant that your heart invades;
+ In all that glittering figure which you see,
+ The far least part of her own self is she;
+ In vain for her you love amidst such cost
+ You search, the mistress in such dress is lost.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ What a strange power do the poets attribute to the senses, that make
+ Narcissus so desperately in love with his own shadow,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Cunctaque miratur, quibus est mirabilis ipse;
+ Se cupit imprudens, et, qui probat, ipse probatur;
+ Dumque petit, petitur; pariterque accendit, et ardet:
+
+ “Admireth all; for which to be admired;
+ And inconsiderately himself desir’d.
+ The praises which he gives his beauty claim’d,
+ Who seeks is sought, th’ inflamer is inflam’d:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and Pygmalion’s judgment so troubled by the impression of the sight
+ of his ivory statue that he loves and adores it as if it were a living
+ woman!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Oscnla dat, reddique putat: sequi turque, tenetque,
+ Et credit tactis digitos insidere membris;
+ Et metuit, pressos veniat ne livor in artus.
+
+ “He kisses, and believes he’s kissed again;
+ Seizes, and ‘twixt his arms his love doth strain,
+ And thinks the polish’d ivory thus held
+ Doth to his fingers amorous pressure yield,
+ And has a timorous fear, lest black and blue
+ Should in the parts with ardour press’d ensue.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Put a philosopher into a cage of small thin set bars of iron, hang him on
+ the top of the high tower of Notre Dame at Paris; he will see, by manifest
+ reason, that he cannot possibly fall, and yet he will find (unless he has
+ been used to the plumber’s trade) that he cannot help but the sight
+ of the excessive height will fright and astound him; for we have enough to
+ do to assure ourselves in the galleries of our steeples, if they are made
+ with open work, although they are of stone; and some there are that cannot
+ endure so much as to think of it. Let there be a beam thrown over betwixt
+ these two towers, of breadth sufficient to walk upon, there is no
+ philosophical wisdom so firm that can give us the courage to walk over it
+ as we should do upon the ground. I have often tried this upon our
+ mountains in these parts; and though I am one who am not the most subject
+ to be afraid, I was not able to endure to look into that infinite depth
+ without horror and trembling, though I stood above my length from the edge
+ of the precipice, and could not have fallen unless I would. Where I also
+ observed that, what height soever the precipice was, provided there were
+ some tree, or some jutting out of a rock, a little to support and divide
+ the sight, it a little eases our fears, and gives greater assurance; as if
+ they were things by which in falling we might have some relief; but that
+ direct precipices we are not to look upon without being giddy; <i>Ut
+ despici vine vertigine timid ocvlorum animique non possit:</i> “‘To
+ that one cannot look without dizziness;” which is a manifest
+ imposture of the sight. And therefore it was that that fine philosopher
+ put out his own eyes, to free the soul from being diverted by them, and
+ that he might philosophize at greater liberty; but, by the same rule, he
+ should have dammed up his ears, that Theophrastus says are the most
+ dangerous instruments about us for receiving violent impressions to alter
+ and disturb us; and, finally, should have deprived himself of all his
+ other senses, that is to say, of his life and being; for they have all the
+ power to command our soul and reason: <i>Fit etiam sope specie qudam, sope
+ vocum gravitate et cantibus, ut pettantur animi vehementius; sope etiam
+ cura et timor,</i> “For it often falls out that the minds are more
+ vehemently struck by some sight, by the quality and sound of the voice, or
+ by singing; and ofttimes also by grief and fear.” Physicians hold
+ that there are certain complexions that are agitated by the same sounds
+ and instruments even to fury. I have seen some who could not hear a bone
+ gnawed under the table without impatience; and there is scarce any man who
+ is not disturbed at the sharp and shrill noise that the file makes in
+ grating upon the iron; as also to hear chewing near them, or to hear any
+ one speak who has an impediment in the throat or nose, will move some
+ people even to anger and hatred. Of what use was that piping prompter of
+ Gracchus, who softened, raised, and moved his master’s voice whilst
+ he declaimed at Rome, if the movements and quality of the sound had not
+ the power to move and alter the judgments of the auditory? In earnest,
+ there is wonderful reason to keep such a clutter about the firmness of
+ this fine piece, that suffers itself to be turned and twined by the motion
+ and accidents of so light a wind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same cheat that the senses put upon our understanding they have in
+ turn put upon them; the soul also some times has its revenge; they lie and
+ contend which should most deceive one another. What we see and hear when
+ we are transported with passion, we neither see nor hear as it is:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Et solem geminum, et duplices se ostendere Thebas.
+
+ “Thebes seems two cities, and the sun two suns.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The object that we love appears to us more beautiful than it really is;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Multimodis igitur pravas turpesque videmus
+ Esse in deliciis, summoque in honore vigere;
+
+ “Hence ‘tis that ugly things in fancied dress
+ Seem gay, look fair to lovers’ eyes, and please;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and that we hate more ugly; to a discontented and afflicted man the light
+ of the day seems dark and overcast. Our senses are not only depraved, but
+ very often stupefied by the passions of the soul; how many things do we
+ see that we do not take notice of, if the mind be occupied with other
+ thoughts?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ In rebus quoque apertis noscere possis,
+ Si non advertas animum, proinde esse quasi omni
+ Tempore semot fuerint, longeque remot:
+
+ “Nay, even in plainest things, unless the mind
+ Take heed, unless she sets herself to find,
+ The thing no more is seen, no more belov’d,
+ Than if the most obscure and most remov’d:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ it would appear that the soul retires within, and amuses the powers of the
+ senses. And so both the inside and the outside of man is full of infirmity
+ and falsehood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They who have compared our lives to a dream were, perhaps, more in the
+ right than they were aware of. When we dream, the soul lives, works, and
+ exercises all its faculties, neither more nor less than when awake; but
+ more largely and obscurely, yet not so much, neither, that the difference
+ should be as great as betwixt night and the meridian brightness of the
+ sun, but as betwixt night and shade; there she sleeps, here she slumbers;
+ but, whether more or less, ‘tis still dark, and Cimmerian darkness.
+ We wake sleeping, and sleep waking. I do not see so clearly in my sleep;
+ but as to my being awake, I never found it clear enough and free from
+ clouds; moreover, sleep, when it is profound, sometimes rocks even dreams
+ themselves asleep; but our waking is never so sprightly that it rightly
+ purges and dissipates those whimsies, which are waking dreams, and worse
+ than dreams. Our reason and soul receiving those fancies and opinions that
+ come in dreams, and authorizing the actions of our dreams with the like
+ approbation that they do those of the day, wherefore do we not doubt
+ whether our thought, our action, is not another sort of dreaming, and our
+ waking a certain kind of sleep?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the senses be our first judges, it is not ours that we are alone to
+ consult; for, in this faculty, beasts have as great, or greater, than we;
+ it is certain that some of them have the sense of hearing more quick than
+ man; others that of seeing, others that of feeling, others that of touch
+ and taste. Democritus said, that the gods and brutes had the sensitive
+ faculties more perfect than man. But betwixt the effects of their senses
+ and ours the difference is extreme. Our spittle cleanses and dries up our
+ wounds; it kills the serpent:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Tantaque in his rebas distantia differitasque est,
+ Ut quod aliis cibus est, aliis fuat acre venenum.
+ Spe etenim serpens, hominis contacta saliv,
+ Disperit, ac sese mandendo conficit ipsa:
+
+ “And in those things the difference is so great
+ That what’s one’s poison is another’s meat;
+ For serpents often have been seen, ‘tis said,
+ When touch’d with human spittle, to go mad,
+ And bite themselves to death:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ what quality shall we attribute to our spittle? as it affects ourselves,
+ or as it affects the serpent? By which of the two senses shall we prove
+ the true essence that we seek for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pliny says there are certain sea-hares in the Indies that are poison to
+ us, and we to them; insomuch that, with the least touch, we kill them.
+ Which shall be truly poison, the man or the fish? Which shall we believe,
+ the fish of the man, or the man of the fish? One quality of the air
+ infects a man, that does the ox no harm; some other infects the ox, but
+ hurts not the man. Which of the two shall, in truth and nature, be the
+ pestilent quality? To them who have the jaundice, all things seem yellow
+ and paler than to us:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Lurida prterea fiunt, qucunque tuentur Arquati.
+
+ “Besides, whatever jaundic’d eyes do view
+ Looks pale as well as those, and yellow too.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ They who are troubled with the disease that the physicians call
+ hyposphagma&mdash;which is a suffusion of blood under the skin&mdash;see
+ all things red and bloody. What do we know but that these humours, which
+ thus alter the operations of sight, predominate in beasts, and are usual
+ with them? for we see some whose eyes are yellow, like us who have the
+ jaundice; and others of a bloody colour; ‘tis likely that the
+ colours of objects seem other to them than to us. Which of the two shall
+ make a right judgment? for it is not said that the essence of things has a
+ relation to man only; hardness, whiteness, depth, and sharpness, have
+ reference to the service and knowledge of animals as well as to us, and
+ nature has equally designed them for their use. When we press down the
+ eye, the body that we look upon we perceive to be longer and more
+ extended;&mdash;many beasts have their eyes so pressed down; this length,
+ therefore, is perhaps the true form of that body, and not that which our
+ eyes give it in the usual state. If we close the lower part of the eye
+ things appear double to us:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Bina lucemarum fiorentia lumina flammis...
+ Et duplices hominum facis, et corpora bina.
+
+ “One lamp seems double, and the men appear
+ Each on two bodies double heads to bear.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ If our ears be hindered, or the passage stopped with any thing, we receive
+ the sound quite otherwise than we usually do; animals, likewise, who have
+ either the ears hairy, or but a very little hole instead of an ear, do
+ not, consequently, hear as we do, but receive another kind of sound. We
+ see at festivals and theatres that, opposing a painted glass of a certain
+ colour to the light of the flambeaux, all things in the place appear to us
+ green, yellow, or violet:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Et vulgo faciunt id lutea russaque vela,
+ Et ferrugina, cum, magnis intenta theatris,
+ Per malos vulgata trabesque, trementia pendent;
+ Namque ibi consessum caveai subter, et omnem
+ Scenai speciem, patrum, matrumque, deorumque
+ Inficiunt, coguntque suo volitare colore:
+
+ “Thus when pale curtains, or the deeper red,
+ O’er all the spacious theatre are spread,
+ Which mighty masts and sturdy pillars bear,
+ And the loose curtains wanton in the air;
+ Whole streams of colours from the summit flow,
+ The rays divide them in their passage through,
+ And stain the scenes, and men, and gods below:”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis likely that the eyes of animals, which we see to be of divers
+ colours, produce the appearance of bodies the same with their eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We should, therefore, to make a right judgment of the oppositions of the
+ senses, be first agreed with beasts, and secondly amongst ourselves; which
+ we by no means are, but enter into dispute every time that one hears,
+ sees, or tastes something otherwise than another does, and contests, as
+ much as upon any other thing, about the diversity of the images that the
+ senses represent to us. A child, by the ordinary rule of nature, hears,
+ sees, and talks otherwise than a man of thirty years old; and he than one
+ of threescore. The senses are, in some, more obscure and dusky, and more
+ open and quick in others. We receive things variously, according as we
+ are, and according as they appear to us. Those rings which are cut out in
+ the form of feathers, which are called <i>endless feathers</i>, no eye can
+ discern their size, or can keep itself from the deception that on one side
+ they enlarge, and on the other contract, and come So a point, even when
+ the ring is being turned round the finger; yet, when you feel them, they
+ seem all of an equal size. Now, our perception being so uncertain and so
+ controverted, it is no more a wonder if we are told that we may declare
+ that snow appears white to us; but that to affirm that it is in its own
+ essence really so is more than we are able to justify; and, this
+ foundation being shaken, all the knowledge in the world must of necessity
+ fall to ruin. What! do our senses themselves hinder one another? A picture
+ seems raised and embossed to the sight; in the handling it seems flat to
+ the touch. Shall we say that musk, which delights the smell, and is
+ offensive to the taste, is agreeable or no? There are herbs and unguents
+ proper for one part o the body, that are hurtful to another; honey is
+ pleasant to the taste, but offensive to the sight. They who, to assist
+ their lust, used in ancient times to make use of magnifying-glasses to
+ represent the members they were to employ bigger, by that ocular tumidity
+ to please themselves the more; to which of their senses did they give the
+ prize,&mdash;whether to the sight, that represented the members as large
+ and great as they would desire, or to the feeling, which represented them
+ little and contemptible? Are they our senses that supply the subject with
+ these different conditions, and have the subjects themselves,
+ nevertheless, but one? As we see in the bread we eat, it is nothing but
+ bread, but, by being eaten, it becomes bones, blood, flesh, hair; and
+ nails:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Ut cibus in membra atque artus cum diditur omnes,
+ Disperit,, atque aliam naturam sufficit ex se;
+
+ “As meats, diffus’d through all the members, lose
+ Their former state, and different things compose;”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ the humidity sucked up by the root of a tree becomes trunk, leaf, and
+ fruit; and the air, being but one, is modulated, in a trumpet, to a
+ thousand sorts of sounds; are they our senses, I would fain know, that, in
+ like manner, form these subjects into so many divers qualities, or have
+ they them really such in themselves? And upon this doubt what can we
+ determine of their true essence? Moreover, since the accidents of disease,
+ of raving, or sleep, make things appear otherwise to us than they do to
+ the healthful, the wise, and those that are awake, is it not likely that
+ our right posture of health and understanding, and our natural humours,
+ have, also, wherewith to give a being to things that have a relation to
+ their own condition, and accommodate them to themselves, as well as when
+ they are disordered;&mdash;that health is as capable of giving them an
+ aspect as sickness? Why has not the temperate a certain form of objects
+ relative to it, as well as the intemperate? and why may it not as well
+ stamp it with its own character as the other? He whose mouth is out of
+ taste, says the wine is flat; the healthful man commends its flavour, and
+ the thirsty its briskness. Now, our condition always accommodating things
+ to itself, and transforming them according to its own posture, we cannot
+ know what things truly are in themselves, seeing that nothing comes to us
+ but what is falsified and altered by the senses. Where the compass, the
+ square, and the rule, are crooked, all propositions drawn thence, and all
+ buildings erected by those guides, must, of necessity, be also defective;
+ the uncertainty of our senses renders every thing uncertain that they
+ produce:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Denique ut in fabric, si prava est rgula prima,
+ Normaque si fallax rectis regionibus exit,
+ Et libella aliqu si ex parte claudicat hilum;
+ Omnia mendose fieri, atque obstipa necessum est,
+ Prava, cubantia, prona, supina, atque absona tecta;
+ Jam ruere ut qudam videantux’velle, ruantque
+ Prodita judiciis fallacibus omnia primis;
+ Sic igitur ratio tibi reram prava necesse est,
+ Falsaque sit, falsis qucunque ab sensibus orta est.
+
+ “But lastly, as in building, if the line
+ Be not exact and straight, the rule decline,
+ Or level false, how vain is the design!
+ Uneven, an ill-shap’d and tottering wall
+ Must rise; this part must sink, that part must fall,
+ Because the rules were false that fashion’d all;
+ Thus reason’s rules are false if all commence
+ And rise from failing and from erring sense.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ As to what remains, who can be fit to judge of and to determine those
+ differences? As we say in controversies of religion that we must have a
+ judge neither inclining to the one side nor the other, free from all
+ choice and affection, which cannot be amongst Christians, just so it falls
+ out in this; for if he be old he cannot judge of the sense of old age,
+ being himself a party in the case; if young, there is the same exception;
+ if healthful, sick, asleep, or awake, he is still the same incompetent
+ judge. We must have some one exempt from all these propositions, as of
+ things indifferent to him; and by this rule we must have a judge that
+ never was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To judge of the appearances that we receive of subjects, we ought t have a
+ deciding instrument; to verify this instrument we must have demonstration;
+ to verify this demonstration an instrument; and here we are round again
+ upon the wheel, and no further advanced. Seeing the senses cannot
+ determine our dispute, being full of uncertainty themselves, it must then
+ be reason that must do it; but no reason can be erected upon any other
+ foundation than that of another reason; and so we run back to all
+ infinity. Our fancy does not apply itself to things that are strange, but
+ is conceived by the mediation of the senses; and the senses do not
+ comprehend a foreign subject, but only their own passions; by which means
+ fancy and appearance are no part of the subject, but only of the passion
+ and sufferance of sense; which passion and subject are different things;
+ wherefore whoever judges by appearances judges by another thing than the
+ subject. And to say that the passions of the senses convey to the soul the
+ quality of foreign subjects by resemblance, how can the soul and
+ understanding be assured of this resemblance, having of itself no commerce
+ with foreign subjects? As they who never knew Socrates cannot, when they
+ see his picture, say it is like him. Now, whoever would, notwithstanding,
+ judge by appearances, if it be by all, it is impossible, because they
+ hinder one another by their contrarieties and discrepancies, as we by
+ experience see: shall some select appearances govern the rest? you must
+ verify this select by another select, the second by a third, and thus
+ there will never be any end to it. Finally, there is no constant
+ existence, neither of the objects’ being nor our own; both we, and
+ our judgments, and all mortal things, are evermore incessantly running and
+ rolling; and consequently nothing certain can be established from the one
+ to the other, both the judging and the judged being in a continual motion
+ and mutation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have no communication with being, by reason that all human nature is
+ always in the middle, betwixt being bom and dying, giving but an obscure
+ appearance and shadow, a weak and uncertain opinion of itself; and if,
+ perhaps, you fix your thought to apprehend your being, it would be but
+ like grasping water; for the more you clutch your hand to squeeze and hold
+ what is in its own nature flowing, so much more you lose of what you would
+ grasp and hold. So, seeing that all things are subject to pass from one
+ change to another, reason, that there looks for a real substance, finds
+ itself deceived, not being able to apprehend any thing that is subsistent
+ and permanent, because that every thing is either entering into being, and
+ is not yet arrived at it, or begins to die before it is bom. Plato said,
+ that bodies had never any existence, but only birth; conceiving that Homer
+ had made the Ocean and Thetis father and mother of the gods, to show us
+ that all things are in a perpetual fluctuation, motion, and variation; the
+ opinion of all the philosophers, as he says, before his time, Parmenides
+ only excepted, who would not allow things to have motion, on the power
+ whereof he sets a mighty value. Pythagoras was of opinion that all matter
+ was flowing and unstable; the Stoics, that there is no time present, and
+ that what we call so is nothing but the juncture and meeting of the future
+ and the past; Heraclitus, that never any man entered twice into the same
+ river; Epichar-mus, that he who borrowed money but an hour ago does not
+ owe it now; and that he who was invited over-night to come the next day to
+ dinner comes nevertheless uninvited, considering that they are no more the
+ same men, but are become others; and that there could not a mortal
+ substance be found twice in the same condition; for, by the suddenness and
+ quickness of the change, it one while disperses, and another reunites; it
+ comes and goes after such a manner that what begins to be born never
+ arrives to the perfection of being, forasmuch as that birth is never
+ finished and never stays, as being at an end, but from the seed is
+ evermore changing and shifting one to another; as human seed is first in
+ the mother’s womb made a formless embryo, after delivered thence a
+ sucking infant, afterwards it becomes a boy, then a youth, then a man, and
+ at last a decrepit old man; so that age and subsequent generation is
+ always destroying and spoiling that which went before:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Mutt enira mundi naturam totius tas,
+ Ex alioque alius status excipere omnia debet;
+ Nec manet ulla sui similis res; omnia migrant,
+ Omnia commutt natura, et vertere cogit.
+
+ “For time the nature of the world translates,
+ And from preceding gives all things new states;
+ Nought like itself remains, but all do range,
+ And nature forces every thing to change.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ “And yet we foolishly fear one kind of death, whereas we have
+ already passed, and do daily pass, so many others; for not only, as
+ Heraclitus said, the death of fire is generation of air, and the death of
+ air generation of water; but, moreover, we may more manifestly discern it
+ in ourselves; manhood dies, and passes away when age comes on; and youth
+ is terminated in the flower of age of a full-grown man, infancy in youth,
+ and the first age dies in infancy; yesterday died in to-day, and to-day
+ will die in to-morrow; and there is nothing that remains in the same
+ state, or that is always the same thing. And that it is so let this be the
+ proof; if we are always one and the same, how comes it to pass that we are
+ now pleased with one thing, and by and by with another? How comes it to
+ pass that we love or hate contrary things, that we praise or condemn them?
+ How comes it to pass that we have different affections, and no more retain
+ the same sentiment in the same thought? For it is not likely that without
+ mutation we should assume other passions; and, that which suffers mutation
+ does not remain the same, and if it be not the same it is not at all; but
+ the same that the being is does, like it, unknowingly change and alter;
+ becoming evermore another from another thing; and consequently the natural
+ senses abuse and deceive themselves, taking that which seems for that
+ which is, for want of well knowing what that which is, is. But what is it
+ then that truly is? That which is eternal; that is to say, that never had
+ beginning, nor never shall have ending, and to which time can bring no
+ mutation. For time is a mobile thine, and that appears as in a shadow,
+ with a matter evermore flowing and running, without ever remaining stable
+ and permanent; and to which belong those words, <i>before and after, has
+ been, or shall be:</i> which at the first sight, evidently show that it is
+ not a thing that is; for it were a great folly, and a manifest falsity, to
+ say that that is which is not et being, or that has already ceased to be.
+ And as to these words, <i>present, instant, and now</i>, by which it seems
+ that we principally support and found the intelligence of time, reason,
+ discovering, does presently destroy it; for it immediately divides and
+ splits it into the <i>future and past</i>, being of necessity to consider
+ it divided in two. The same happens to nature, that is measured, as to
+ time that measures it; for she has nothing more subsisting and permanent
+ than the other, but all things are either born, bearing, or dying. So that
+ it were sinful to say of God, who is he only who <i>is, that he was, or
+ that he shall be </i>; for those are terms of declension, transmutation,
+ and vicissitude, of what cannot continue or remain in being; wherefore we
+ are to conclude that God alone is, not according to any measure of time,
+ but according to an immutable and an immovable eternity, not measured by
+ time, nor subject to any declension; before whom nothing was, and after
+ whom nothing shall be, either more new or more recent, but a real being,
+ that with one sole now fills the for ever, and that there is nothing that
+ truly is but he alone; without our being able to say, <i>he has been, or
+ shall be</i>; without beginning, and without end.” To this so
+ religious conclusion of a pagan I shall only add this testimony of one of
+ the same condition, for the close of this long and tedious discourse,
+ which would furnish me with endless matter: “What a vile and abject
+ thing,” says he, “is man, if he do not raise himself above
+ humanity!” ‘Tis a good word and a profitable desire, but
+ withal absurd; for to make the handle bigger than the hand, the cubic
+ longer than the arm, and to hope to stride further than our legs can
+ reach, is both impossible and monstrous; or that man should rise above
+ himself and humanity; for he cannot see but with his eyes, nor seize but
+ with his hold. He shall be exalted, if God will lend him an extraordinary
+ hand; he shall exalt himself, by abandoning and renouncing his own proper
+ means, and by suffering himself to be raised and elevated by means purely
+ celestial. It belongs to our Christian faith, and not to the stoical
+ virtue, to pretend to that divine and miraculous metamorphosis.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIII&mdash;&mdash;OF JUDGING OF THE DEATH OF ANOTHER
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ When we judge of another’s assurance in death, which, without doubt,
+ is the most remarkable action of human life, we are to take heed of one
+ thing, which is that men very hardly believe themselves to have arrived to
+ that period. Few men come to die in the opinion that it is their latest
+ hour; and there is nothing wherein the flattery of hope more deludes us;
+ It never ceases to whisper in our ears, “Others have been much
+ sicker without dying; your condition is not so desperate as ‘tis
+ thought; and, at the worst, God has done other miracles.” Which
+ happens by reason that we set too much value upon ourselves; it seems as
+ if the universality of things were in some measure to suffer by our
+ dissolution, and that it commiserates our condition, forasmuch as our
+ disturbed sight represents things to itself erroneously, and that we are
+ of opinion they stand in as much need of us as we do of them, like people
+ at sea, to whom mountains, fields, cities, heaven and earth are tossed at
+ the same rate as they are:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Provehimur portu, terraeque urbesque recedunt:”
+
+ [“We sail out of port, and cities and lands recede.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, iii. 72.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whoever saw old age that did not applaud the past and condemn the present
+ time, laying the fault of his misery and discontent upon the world and the
+ manners of men?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jamque caput quassans, grandis suspirat arator.
+ Et cum tempora temporibus praesentia confert
+ Praeteritis, laudat fortunas saepe parentis,
+ Et crepat antiquum genus ut pietate repletum.”
+
+ [“Now the old ploughman, shaking his head, sighs, and compares
+ present times with past, often praises his parents’ happiness, and
+ talks of the old race as full of piety.”&mdash;Lucretius, ii. 1165.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We will make all things go along with us; whence it follows that we
+ consider our death as a very great thing, and that does not so easily
+ pass, nor without the solemn consultation of the stars:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tot circa unum caput tumultuantes dens,”
+
+ [“All the gods to agitation about one man.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Suasor, i. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and so much the more think it as we more value ourselves. “What,
+ shall so much knowledge be lost, with so much damage to the world, without
+ a particular concern of the destinies? Does so rare and exemplary a soul
+ cost no more the killing than one that is common and of no use to the
+ public? This life, that protects so many others, upon which so many other
+ lives depend, that employs so vast a number of men in his service, that
+ fills so many places, shall it drop off like one that hangs but by its own
+ simple thread? None of us lays it enough to heart that he is but one:
+ thence proceeded those words of Caesar to his pilot, more tumid than the
+ sea that threatened him:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Italiam si coelo auctore recusas,
+ Me pete: sola tibi causa est haec justa timoris,
+ Vectorem non nosce tuum; perrumpe procellas,
+ Tutela secure mea.”
+
+ [“If you decline to sail to Italy under the God’s protection, trust
+ to mine; the only just cause you have to fear is, that you do not
+ know your passenger; sail on, secure in my guardianship.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, V. 579.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And these:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Credit jam digna pericula Caesar
+ Fatis esse suis; tantusne evertere, dixit,
+ Me superis labor est, parva quern puppe sedentem,
+ Tam magno petiere mari;”
+
+ [“Caesar now deemed these dangers worthy of his destiny: ‘What!’
+ said he, ‘is it for the gods so great a task to overthrow me, that
+ they must be fain to assail me with great seas in a poor little
+ bark.’”&mdash;Lucan, v. 653.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that idle fancy of the public, that the sun bore on his face mourning
+ for his death a whole year:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ille etiam extincto miseratus Caesare Romam,
+ Cum caput obscura nitidum ferrugine texit:”
+
+ [“Caesar being dead, the sun in mourning clouds, pitying Rome,
+ clothed himself.”&mdash;Virgil, Georg., i. 466.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and a thousand of the like, wherewith the world suffers itself to be so
+ easily imposed upon, believing that our interests affect the heavens, and
+ that their infinity is concerned at our ordinary actions:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non tanta caelo societas nobiscum est, ut nostro
+ fato mortalis sit ille quoque siderum fulgor.”
+
+ [“There is no such alliance betwixt us and heaven, that the
+ brightness of the stars should be made also mortal by our death.”
+ &mdash;Pliny, Nat. Hist., ii. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Now, to judge of constancy and resolution in a man who does not yet
+ believe himself to be certainly in danger, though he really is, is not
+ reason; and ‘tis not enough that he die in this posture, unless he
+ purposely put himself into it for this effect. It commonly falls out in
+ most men that they set a good face upon the matter and speak with great
+ indifference, to acquire reputation, which they hope afterwards, living,
+ to enjoy. Of all whom I have seen die, fortune has disposed their
+ countenances and no design of theirs; and even of those who in ancient
+ times have made away with themselves, there is much to be considered
+ whether it were a sudden or a lingering death. That cruel Roman Emperor
+ would say of his prisoners, that he would make them feel death, and if any
+ one killed himself in prison, “That fellow has made an escape from
+ me”; he would prolong death and make it felt by torments:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vidimus et toto quamvis in corpore caeso
+ Nil anima lethale datum, moremque nefandae,
+ Durum saevitix, pereuntis parcere morti.”
+
+ [“We have seen in tortured bodies, amongst the wounds, none that
+ have been mortal, inhuman mode of dire cruelty, that means to kill,
+ but will not let men die.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. i. 78.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In plain truth, it is no such great matter for a man in health and in a
+ temperate state of mind to resolve to kill himself; it is very easy to
+ play the villain before one comes to the point, insomuch that
+ Heliogabalus, the most effeminate man in the world, amongst his lowest
+ sensualities, could forecast to make himself die delicately, when he
+ should be forced thereto; and that his death might not give the lie to the
+ rest of his life, had purposely built a sumptuous tower, the front and
+ base of which were covered with planks enriched with gold and precious
+ stones, thence to precipitate himself; and also caused cords twisted with
+ gold and crimson silk to be made, wherewith to strangle himself; and a
+ sword with the blade of gold to be hammered out to fall upon; and kept
+ poison in vessels of emerald and topaz wherewith to poison himself
+ according as he should like to choose one of these ways of dying:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Impiger. . . ad letum et fortis virtute coacta.”
+
+ [“Resolute and brave in the face of death by a forced courage.
+ &mdash;“Lucan, iv. 798.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Yet in respect of this person, the effeminacy of his preparations makes it
+ more likely that he would have thought better on’t, had he been put
+ to the test. But in those who with greater resolution have determined to
+ despatch themselves, we must examine whether it were with one blow which
+ took away the leisure of feeling the effect for it is to be questioned
+ whether, perceiving life, by little and little, to steal away the
+ sentiment of the body mixing itself with that of the soul, and the means
+ of repenting being offered, whether, I say, constancy and obstinacy in so
+ dangerous an intention would have been found.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the civil wars of Caesar, Lucius Domitius, being taken in the Abruzzi,
+ and thereupon poisoning himself, afterwards repented. It has happened in
+ our time that a certain person, being resolved to die and not having gone
+ deep enough at the first thrust, the sensibility of the flesh opposing his
+ arm, gave himself two or three wounds more, but could never prevail upon
+ himself to thrust home. Whilst Plautius Silvanus was upon his trial,
+ Urgulania, his grandmother, sent him a poniard with which, not being able
+ to kill himself, he made his servants cut his veins. Albucilla in Tiberius
+ time having, to kill himself, struck with too much tenderness, gave his
+ adversaries opportunity to imprison and put him to death their own way.’
+ And that great leader, Demosthenes, after his rout in Sicily, did the
+ same; and C. Fimbria, having struck himself too weakly, entreated his
+ servant to despatch him. On the contrary, Ostorius, who could not make use
+ of his own arm, disdained to employ that of his servant to any other use
+ but only to hold the poniard straight and firm; and bringing his throat to
+ it, thrust himself through. ‘Tis, in truth, a morsel that is to be
+ swallowed without chewing, unless a man be thoroughly resolved; and yet
+ Adrian the emperor made his physician mark and encircle on his pap the
+ mortal place wherein he was to stab to whom he had given orders to kill
+ him. For this reason it was that Caesar, being asked what death he thought
+ to be the most desired, made answer, “The least premeditated and the
+ shortest.”&mdash;[Tacitus, Annals, xvi. 15]&mdash; If Caesar dared
+ to say it, it is no cowardice in me to believe it.” A short death,”
+ says Pliny, “is the sovereign good hap of human life. “People
+ do not much care to recognise it. No one can say that he is resolute for
+ death who fears to deal with it and cannot undergo it with his eyes open:
+ they whom we see in criminal punishments run to their death and hasten and
+ press their execution, do it not out of resolution, but because they will
+ not give them selves leisure to consider it; it does not trouble them to
+ be dead, but to die:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Emodi nolo, sed me esse mortem nihil astigmia:”
+
+ [“I have no mind to die, but I have no objection to be dead.”
+ &mdash;Epicharmus, apud Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., i. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis a degree of constancy to which I have experimented, that I can
+ arrive, like those who plunge into dangers, as into the sea, with their
+ eyes shut.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is nothing, in my opinion, more illustrious in the life of Socrates,
+ than that he had thirty whole days wherein to ruminate upon the sentence
+ of his death, to have digested it all that time with a most assured hope,
+ without care, and without alteration, and with a series of words and
+ actions rather careless and indifferent than any way stirred or
+ discomposed by the weight of such a thought.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That Pomponius Atticus, to whom Cicero writes so often, being sick, caused
+ Agrippa, his son-in-law, and two or three more of his friends, to be
+ called to him, and told them, that having found all means practised upon
+ him for his recovery to be in vain, and that all he did to prolong his
+ life also prolonged and augmented his pain, he was resolved to put an end
+ both to the one and the other, desiring them to approve of his
+ determination, or at least not to lose their labour in endeavouring to
+ dissuade him. Now, having chosen to destroy himself by abstinence, his
+ disease was thereby cured: the remedy that he had made use of to kill
+ himself restored him to health. His physicians and friends, rejoicing at
+ so happy an event, and coming to congratulate him, found themselves very
+ much deceived, it being impossible for them to make him alter his purpose,
+ he telling them, that as he must one day die, and was now so far on his
+ way, he would save himself the labour of beginning another time. This man,
+ having surveyed death at leisure, was not only not discouraged at its
+ approach, but eagerly sought it; for being content that he had engaged in
+ the combat, he made it a point of bravery to see the end; ‘tis far
+ beyond not fearing death to taste and relish it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The story of the philosopher Cleanthes is very like this: he had his gums
+ swollen and rotten; his physicians advised him to great abstinence: having
+ fasted two days, he was so much better that they pronounced him cured, and
+ permitted him to return to his ordinary course of diet; he, on the
+ contrary, already tasting some sweetness in this faintness of his, would
+ not be persuaded to go back, but resolved to proceed, and to finish what
+ he had so far advanced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tullius Marcellinus, a young man of Rome, having a mind to anticipate the
+ hour of his destiny, to be rid of a disease that was more trouble to him
+ than he was willing to endure, though his physicians assured him of a
+ certain, though not sudden, cure, called a council of his friends to
+ deliberate about it; of whom some, says Seneca, gave him the counsel that
+ out of unmanliness they would have taken themselves; others, out of
+ flattery, such as they thought he would best like; but a Stoic said this
+ to him: “Do not concern thyself, Marcellinus, as if thou didst
+ deliberate of a thing of importance; ‘tis no great matter to live;
+ thy servants and beasts live; but it is a great thing to die handsomely,
+ wisely, and firmly. Do but think how long thou hast done the same things,
+ eat, drink, and sleep, drink, sleep, and eat: we incessantly wheel in the
+ same circle. Not only ill and insupportable accidents, but even the
+ satiety of living, inclines a man to desire to die.” Marcellinus did
+ not stand in need of a man to advise, but of a man to assist him; his
+ servants were afraid to meddle in the business, but this philosopher gave
+ them to under stand that domestics are suspected even when it is in doubt
+ whether the death of the master were voluntary or no; otherwise, that it
+ would be of as ill example to hinder him as to kill him, forasmuch as:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Invitum qui servat, idem facit occidenti.”
+
+ [“He who makes a man live against his will, ‘tis as cruel
+ as to kill him.”&mdash;Horat., De Arte Poet., 467]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He then told Marcellinus that it would not be unbecoming, as what is left
+ on the tables when we have eaten is given to the attendants, so, life
+ being ended, to distribute something to those who have been our servants.
+ Now Marcellinus was of a free and liberal spirit; he, therefore, divided a
+ certain sum of money amongst his servants, and consoled them. As to the
+ rest, he had no need of steel nor of blood: he resolved to go out of this
+ life and not to run out of it; not to escape from death, but to essay it.
+ And to give himself leisure to deal with it, having forsaken all manner of
+ nourishment, the third day following, after having caused himself to be
+ sprinkled with warm water, he fainted by degrees, and not without some
+ kind of pleasure, as he himself declared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In fact, such as have been acquainted with these faintings, proceeding
+ from weakness, say that they are therein sensible of no manner of pain,
+ but rather feel a kind of delight, as in the passage to sleep and best.
+ These are studied and digested deaths.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to the end that Cato only may furnish out the whole example of virtue,
+ it seems as if his good with which the leisure to confront and struggle
+ with death, reinforcing his destiny had put his ill one into the hand he
+ gave himself the blow, seeing he had courage in the danger, instead of
+ letting it go less. And if I had had to represent him in his supreme
+ station, I should have done it in the posture of tearing out his bloody
+ bowels, rather than with his sword in his hand, as did the statuaries of
+ his time, for this second murder was much more furious than the first.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIV&mdash;&mdash;THAT OUR MIND HINDERS ITSELF
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a pleasant imagination to fancy a mind exactly balanced betwixt
+ two equal desires: for, doubtless, it can never pitch upon either,
+ forasmuch as the choice and application would manifest an inequality of
+ esteem; and were we set betwixt the bottle and the ham, with an equal
+ appetite to drink and eat, there would doubtless be no remedy, but we must
+ die of thirst and hunger. To provide against this inconvenience, the
+ Stoics, when they are asked whence the election in the soul of two
+ indifferent things proceeds, and that makes us, out of a great number of
+ crowns, rather take one than another, they being all alike, and there
+ being no reason to incline us to such a preference, make answer, that this
+ movement of the soul is extraordinary and irregular, entering into us by a
+ foreign, accidental, and fortuitous impulse. It might rather, methinks, he
+ said, that nothing presents itself to us wherein there is not some
+ difference, how little soever; and that, either by the sight or touch,
+ there is always some choice that, though it be imperceptibly, tempts and
+ attracts us; so, whoever shall presuppose a packthread equally strong
+ throughout, it is utterly impossible it should break; for, where will you
+ have the breaking to begin? and that it should break altogether is not in
+ nature. Whoever, also, should hereunto join the geometrical propositions
+ that, by the certainty of their demonstrations, conclude the contained to
+ be greater than the containing, the centre to be as great as its
+ circumference, and that find out two lines incessantly approaching each
+ other, which yet can never meet, and the philosopher’s stone, and
+ the quadrature of the circle, where the reason and the effect are so
+ opposite, might, peradventure, find some argument to second this bold
+ saying of Pliny:
+ </p>
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+ “Solum certum nihil esse certi,
+ et homine nihil miserius ant superbius.”
+
+ [“It is only certain that there is nothing certain, and that nothing
+ is more miserable or more proud than man.”&mdash;Nat. Hist., ii. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XV&mdash;&mdash;THAT OUR DESIRES ARE AUGMENTED BY DIFFICULTY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is no reason that has not its contrary, say the wisest of the
+ philosophers. I was just now ruminating on the excellent saying one of the
+ ancients alleges for the contempt of life: “No good can bring
+ pleasure, unless it be that for the loss of which we are beforehand
+ prepared.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In aequo est dolor amissae rei, et timor amittendae,”
+
+ [“The grief of losing a thing, and the fear of losing it,
+ are equal.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 98.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ meaning by this that the fruition of life cannot be truly pleasant to us
+ if we are in fear of losing it. It might, however, be said, on the
+ contrary, that we hug and embrace this good so much the more earnestly,
+ and with so much greater affection, by how much we see it the less assured
+ and fear to have it taken from us: for it is evident, as fire burns with
+ greater fury when cold comes to mix with it, that our will is more
+ obstinate by being opposed:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si nunquam Danaen habuisset ahenea turris,
+ Non esses, Danae, de Jove facta parens;”
+
+ [“If a brazen tower had not held Danae, you would not, Danae, have
+ been made a mother by Jove.”&mdash;Ovid, Amoy., ii. 19, 27.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that there is nothing naturally so contrary to our taste as satiety
+ which proceeds from facility; nor anything that so much whets it as rarity
+ and difficulty:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnium rerum voluptas ipso, quo debet fugare, periculo crescit.”
+
+ [“The pleasure of all things increases by the same danger that
+ should deter it.”&mdash;Seneca, De Benef., vii. 9.]
+
+ “Galla, nega; satiatur amor, nisi gaudia torquent.”
+
+ [“Galla, refuse me; love is glutted with joys that are not attended
+ with trouble.”&mdash;Martial, iv. 37.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To keep love in breath, Lycurgus made a decree that the married people of
+ Lacedaemon should never enjoy one another but by stealth; and that it
+ should be as great a shame to take them in bed together as committing with
+ others. The difficulty of assignations, the danger of surprise, the shame
+ of the morning,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et languor, et silentium,
+ Et latere petitus imo Spiritus:”
+
+ [“And languor, and silence, and sighs, coming from the innermost
+ heart.”&mdash;Hor., Epod., xi. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ these are what give the piquancy to the sauce. How many very wantonly
+ pleasant sports spring from the most decent and modest language of the
+ works on love? Pleasure itself seeks to be heightened with pain; it is
+ much sweeter when it smarts and has the skin rippled. The courtesan Flora
+ said she never lay with Pompey but that she made him wear the prints of
+ her teeth.&mdash;[Plutarch, Life of Pompey, c. i.]
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quod petiere, premunt arcte, faciuntque dolorem
+ Corporis, et dentes inlidunt saepe labellis . . .
+ Et stimuli subsunt, qui instigant laedere ad ipsum,
+ Quodcunque est, rabies unde illae germina surgunt.”
+
+ [“What they have sought they dress closely, and cause pain; on the
+ lips fix the teeth, and every kiss indents: urged by latent stimulus
+ the part to wound”&mdash;Lucretius, i. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And so it is in everything: difficulty gives all things their estimation;
+ the people of the march of Ancona more readily make their vows to St.
+ James, and those of Galicia to Our Lady of Loreto; they make wonderful
+ to-do at Liege about the baths of Lucca, and in Tuscany about those of
+ Aspa: there are few Romans seen in the fencing school of Rome, which is
+ full of French. That great Cato also, as much as us, nauseated his wife
+ whilst she was his, and longed for her when in the possession of another.
+ I was fain to turn out into the paddock an old horse, as he was not to be
+ governed when he smelt a mare: the facility presently sated him as towards
+ his own, but towards strange mares, and the first that passed by the pale
+ of his pasture, he would again fall to his importunate neighings and his
+ furious heats as before. Our appetite contemns and passes by what it has
+ in possession, to run after that it has not:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Transvolat in medio posita, et fugientia captat.”
+
+ [“He slights her who is close at hand, and runs after her
+ who flees from him.”&mdash;Horace, Sat., i. 2, 108.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind to’t:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nisi to servare puellam
+ Incipis, incipiet desinere esse mea:”
+
+ [“Unless you begin to guard your mistress, she will soon begin
+ to be no longer mine.”&mdash;Ovid, Amoy., ii. 19, 47.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ to give it wholly up to us is to beget in us contempt. Want and abundance
+ fall into the same inconvenience:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tibi quod superest, mihi quod desit, dolet.”
+
+ [“Your superfluities trouble you, and what I want
+ troubles me.&mdash;“Terence, Phoym., i. 3, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Desire and fruition equally afflict us. The rigors of mistresses are
+ troublesome, but facility, to say truth, still more so; forasmuch as
+ discontent and anger spring from the esteem we have of the thing desired,
+ heat and actuate love, but satiety begets disgust; ‘tis a blunt,
+ dull, stupid, tired, and slothful passion:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si qua volet regnare diu, contemnat amantem.”
+
+ [“She who would long retain her power must use her lover ill.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Amor., ii. 19, 33]
+
+ “Contemnite, amantes:
+ Sic hodie veniet, si qua negavit heri.”
+
+ [“Slight your mistress; she will to-day come who denied you
+ yesterday.&mdash;“Propertius, ii. 14, 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Why did Poppea invent the use of a mask to hide the beauties of her face,
+ but to enhance it to her lovers? Why have they veiled, even below the
+ heels, those beauties that every one desires to show, and that every one
+ desires to see? Why do they cover with so many hindrances, one over
+ another, the parts where our desires and their own have their principal
+ seat? And to what serve those great bastion farthingales, with which our
+ ladies fortify their haunches, but to allure our appetite and to draw us
+ on by removing them farther from us?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et fugit ad salices, et se cupit ante videri.”
+
+ [“She flies to the osiers, and desires beforehand to be seen going.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Eclog., iii. 65.]
+
+ “Interdum tunica duxit operta moram.”
+
+ [“The hidden robe has sometimes checked love.”
+ &mdash;Propertius, ii. 15, 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To what use serves the artifice of this virgin modesty, this grave
+ coldness, this severe countenance, this professing to be ignorant of
+ things that they know better than we who instruct them in them, but to
+ increase in us the desire to overcome, control, and trample underfoot at
+ pleasure all this ceremony and all these obstacles? For there is not only
+ pleasure, but, moreover, glory, in conquering and debauching that soft
+ sweetness and that childish modesty, and to reduce a cold and matronlike
+ gravity to the mercy of our ardent desires: ‘tis a glory, say they,
+ to triumph over modesty, chastity, and temperance; and whoever dissuades
+ ladies from those qualities, betrays both them and himself. We are to
+ believe that their hearts tremble with affright, that the very sound of
+ our words offends the purity of their ears, that they hate us for talking
+ so, and only yield to our importunity by a compulsive force. Beauty, all
+ powerful as it is, has not wherewithal to make itself relished without the
+ mediation of these little arts. Look into Italy, where there is the most
+ and the finest beauty to be sold, how it is necessitated to have recourse
+ to extrinsic means and other artifices to render itself charming, and yet,
+ in truth, whatever it may do, being venal and public, it remains feeble
+ and languishing. Even so in virtue itself, of two like effects, we
+ notwithstanding look upon that as the fairest and most worthy, wherein the
+ most trouble and hazard are set before us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis an effect of the divine Providence to suffer the holy Church to
+ be afflicted, as we see it, with so many storms and troubles, by this
+ opposition to rouse pious souls, and to awaken them from that drowsy
+ lethargy wherein, by so long tranquillity, they had been immerged. If we
+ should lay the loss we have sustained in the number of those who have gone
+ astray, in the balance against the benefit we have had by being again put
+ in breath, and by having our zeal and strength revived by reason of this
+ opposition, I know not whether the utility would not surmount the damage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have thought to tie the nuptial knot of our marriages more fast and
+ firm by having taken away all means of dissolving it, but the knot of the
+ will and affection is so much the more slackened and made loose, by how
+ much that of constraint is drawn closer; and, on the contrary, that which
+ kept the marriages at Rome so long in honour and inviolate, was the
+ liberty every one who so desired had to break them; they kept their wives
+ the better, because they might part with them, if they would; and, in the
+ full liberty of divorce, five hundred years and more passed away before
+ any one made use on’t.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quod licet, ingratum est; quod non licet, acrius urit.”
+
+ [“What you may, is displeasing; what is forbidden, whets the
+ appetite.&mdash;“Ovid, Amor., ii. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We might here introduce the opinion of an ancient upon this occasion,
+ “that executions rather whet than dull the edge of vices: that they
+ do not beget the care of doing well, that being the work of reason and
+ discipline, but only a care not to be taken in doing ill:”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Latius excisae pestis contagia serpunt.”
+
+ [“The plague-sore being lanced, the infection spreads all the more.”
+ &mdash;Rutilius, Itinerar. 1, 397.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not know that this is true; but I experimentally know, that never
+ civil government was by that means reformed; the order and regimen of
+ manners depend upon some other expedient.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Greek histories make mention of the Argippians, neighbours to Scythia,
+ who live without either rod or stick for offence; where not only no one
+ attempts to attack them, but whoever can fly thither is safe, by reason of
+ their virtue and sanctity of life, and no one is so bold as to lay hands
+ upon them; and they have applications made to them to determine the
+ controversies that arise betwixt men of other countries. There is a
+ certain nation, where the enclosures of gardens and fields they would
+ preserve, are made only of a string of cotton; and, so fenced, is more
+ firm and secure than by our hedges and ditches.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Furem signata sollicitant . . .
+ aperta effractarius praeterit.”
+
+ [“Things sealed, up invite a thief: the housebreaker
+ passes by open doors.”&mdash;Seneca, Epist., 68.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Peradventure, the facility of entering my house, amongst other things, has
+ been a means to preserve it from the violence of our civil wars: defence
+ allures attempt, and defiance provokes an enemy. I enervated the soldiers’
+ design by depriving the exploit of danger and all manner of military
+ glory, which is wont to serve them for pretence and excuse: whatever is
+ bravely, is ever honourably, done, at a time when justice is dead. I
+ render them the conquest of my house cowardly and base; it is never shut
+ to any one that knocks; my gate has no other guard than a porter, and he
+ of ancient custom and ceremony; who does not so much serve to defend it as
+ to offer it with more decorum and grace; I have no other guard nor
+ sentinel than the stars. A gentleman would play the fool to make a show of
+ defence, if he be not really in a condition to defend himself. He who lies
+ open on one side, is everywhere so; our ancestors did not think of
+ building frontier garrisons. The means of assaulting, I mean without
+ battery or army, and of surprising our houses, increases every day more
+ and more beyond the means to guard them; men’s wits are generally
+ bent that way; in invasion every one is concerned: none but the rich in
+ defence. Mine was strong for the time when it was built; I have added
+ nothing to it of that kind, and should fear that its strength might turn
+ against myself; to which we are to consider that a peaceable time would
+ require it should be dismantled. There is danger never to be able to
+ regain it, and it would be very hard to keep; for in intestine
+ dissensions, your man may be of the party you fear; and where religion is
+ the pretext, even a man’s nearest relations become unreliable, with
+ some colour of justice. The public exchequer will not maintain our
+ domestic garrisons; they would exhaust it: we ourselves have not the means
+ to do it without ruin, or, which is more inconvenient and injurious,
+ without ruining the people. The condition of my loss would be scarcely
+ worse. As to the rest, you there lose all; and even your friends will be
+ more ready to accuse your want of vigilance and your improvidence, and
+ your ignorance of and indifference to your own business, than to pity you.
+ That so many garrisoned houses have been undone whereas this of mine
+ remains, makes me apt to believe that they were only lost by being
+ guarded; this gives an enemy both an invitation and colour of reason; all
+ defence shows a face of war. Let who will come to me in God’s name;
+ but I shall not invite them; ‘tis the retirement I have chosen for
+ my repose from war. I endeavour to withdraw this corner from the public
+ tempest, as I also do another corner in my soul. Our war may put on what
+ forms it will, multiply and diversify itself into new parties; for my
+ part, I stir not. Amongst so many garrisoned houses, myself alone amongst
+ those of my rank, so far as I know, in France, have trusted purely to
+ Heaven for the protection of mine, and have never removed plate, deeds, or
+ hangings. I will neither fear nor save myself by halves. If a full
+ acknowledgment acquires the Divine favour, it will stay with me to the
+ end: if not, I have still continued long enough to render my continuance
+ remarkable and fit to be recorded. How? Why, there are thirty years that I
+ have thus lived.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVI&mdash;&mdash;OF GLORY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is the name and the thing: the name is a voice which denotes and
+ signifies the thing; the name is no part of the thing, nor of the
+ substance; ‘tis a foreign piece joined to the thing, and outside it.
+ God, who is all fulness in Himself and the height of all perfection,
+ cannot augment or add anything to Himself within; but His name may be
+ augmented and increased by the blessing and praise we attribute to His
+ exterior works: which praise, seeing we cannot incorporate it in Him,
+ forasmuch as He can have no accession of good, we attribute to His name,
+ which is the part out of Him that is nearest to us. Thus is it that to God
+ alone glory and honour appertain; and there is nothing so remote from
+ reason as that we should go in quest of it for ourselves; for, being
+ indigent and necessitous within, our essence being imperfect, and having
+ continual need of amelioration, ‘tis to that we ought to employ all
+ our endeavour. We are all hollow and empty; ‘tis not with wind and
+ voice that we are to fill ourselves; we want a more solid substance to
+ repair us: a man starving with hunger would be very simple to seek rather
+ to provide himself with a gay garment than with a good meal: we are to
+ look after that whereof we have most need. As we have it in our ordinary
+ prayers:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Gloria in excelsis Deo, et in terra pax hominibus.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ We are in want of beauty, health, wisdom, virtue, and such like essential
+ qualities: exterior ornaments should, be looked after when we have made
+ provision for necessary things. Divinity treats amply and more pertinently
+ of this subject, but I am not much versed in it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Chrysippus and Diogenes were the earliest and firmest advocates of the
+ contempt of glory; and maintained that, amongst all pleasures, there was
+ none more dangerous nor more to be avoided than that which proceeds from
+ the approbation of others. And, in truth, experience makes us sensible of
+ many very hurtful treasons in it. There is nothing that so poisons princes
+ as flattery, nor anything whereby wicked men more easily obtain credit and
+ favour with them; nor panderism so apt and so usually made use of to
+ corrupt the chastity of women as to wheedle and entertain them with their
+ own praises. The first charm the Syrens made use of to allure Ulysses is
+ of this nature:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Deca vers nous, deca, o tres-louable Ulysse,
+ Et le plus grand honneur don’t la Grece fleurisse.”
+
+ [“Come hither to us, O admirable Ulysses, come hither, thou greatest
+ ornament and pride of Greece.”&mdash;Homer, Odysseus, xii. 184.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These philosophers said, that all the glory of the world was not worth an
+ understanding man’s holding out his finger to obtain it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Gloria quantalibet quid erit, si gloria tantum est?”
+
+ [“What is glory, be it as glorious as it may be, if it be no more
+ than glory?”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., vii. 81.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I say for it alone; for it often brings several commodities along with it,
+ for which it may justly be desired: it acquires us good-will, and renders
+ us less subject and exposed to insult and offence from others, and the
+ like. It was also one of the principal doctrines of Epicurus; for this
+ precept of his sect, Conceal thy life, that forbids men to encumber
+ themselves with public negotiations and offices, also necessarily
+ presupposes a contempt of glory, which is the world’s approbation of
+ those actions we produce in public.&mdash;[Plutarch, Whether the saying,
+ Conceal thy life, is well said.]&mdash;He that bids us conceal ourselves,
+ and to have no other concern but for ourselves, and who will not have us
+ known to others, would much less have us honoured and glorified; and so
+ advises Idomeneus not in any sort to regulate his actions by the common
+ reputation or opinion, except so as to avoid the other accidental
+ inconveniences that the contempt of men might bring upon him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These discourses are, in my opinion, very true and rational; but we are, I
+ know not how, double in ourselves, which is the cause that what we believe
+ we do not believe, and cannot disengage ourselves from what we condemn.
+ Let us see the last and dying words of Epicurus; they are grand, and
+ worthy of such a philosopher, and yet they carry some touches of the
+ recommendation of his name and of that humour he had decried by his
+ precepts. Here is a letter that he dictated a little before his last gasp:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “EPICUYUS TO HEYMACHUS, health.
+
+ “Whilst I was passing over the happy and last day of my life, I
+ write this, but, at the same time, afflicted with such pain in my
+ bladder and bowels that nothing can be greater, but it was
+ recompensed with the pleasure the remembrance of my inventions and
+ doctrines brought to my soul. Now, as the affection thou hast ever
+ from thy infancy borne towards me and philosophy requires, take upon
+ thee the protection of Metrodorus’ children.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ This is the letter. And that which makes me interpret that the pleasure he
+ says he had in his soul concerning his inventions, has some reference to
+ the reputation he hoped for thence after his death, is the manner of his
+ will, in which he gives order that Amynomachus and Timocrates, his heirs,
+ should, every January, defray the expense of the celebration of his
+ birthday as Hermachus should appoint; and also the expense that should be
+ made the twentieth of every moon in entertaining the philosophers, his
+ friends, who should assemble in honour of the memory of him and of
+ Metrodorus.&mdash;[Cicero, De Finibus, ii. 30.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Carneades was head of the contrary opinion, and maintained that glory was
+ to be desired for itself, even as we embrace our posthumous issue for
+ themselves, having no knowledge nor enjoyment of them. This opinion has
+ not failed to be the more universally followed, as those commonly are that
+ are most suitable to our inclinations. Aristotle gives it the first place
+ amongst external goods; and avoids, as too extreme vices, the immoderate
+ either seeking or evading it. I believe that, if we had the books Cicero
+ wrote upon this subject, we should there find pretty stories; for he was
+ so possessed with this passion, that, if he had dared, I think he could
+ willingly have fallen into the excess that others did, that virtue itself
+ was not to be coveted, but upon the account of the honour that always
+ attends it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Paulum sepultae distat inertiae
+ Celata virtus:”
+
+ [“Virtue concealed little differs from dead sloth.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iv. 9, 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which is an opinion so false, that I am vexed it could ever enter into the
+ understanding of a man that was honoured with the name of philosopher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If this were true, men need not be virtuous but in public; and we should
+ be no further concerned to keep the operations of the soul, which is the
+ true seat of virtue, regular and in order, than as they are to arrive at
+ the knowledge of others. Is there no more in it, then, but only slily and
+ with circumspection to do ill? “If thou knowest,” says
+ Carneades, “of a serpent lurking in a place where, without
+ suspicion, a person is going to sit down, by whose death thou expectest an
+ advantage, thou dost ill if thou dost not give him caution of his danger;
+ and so much the more because the action is to be known by none but
+ thyself.” If we do not take up of ourselves the rule of well-doing,
+ if impunity pass with us for justice, to how many sorts of wickedness
+ shall we every day abandon ourselves? I do not find what Sextus Peduceus
+ did, in faithfully restoring the treasure that C. Plotius had committed to
+ his sole secrecy and trust, a thing that I have often done myself, so
+ commendable, as I should think it an execrable baseness, had we done
+ otherwise; and I think it of good use in our days to recall the example of
+ P. Sextilius Rufus, whom Cicero accuses to have entered upon an
+ inheritance contrary to his conscience, not only not against law, but even
+ by the determination of the laws themselves; and M. Crassus and
+ Hortensius, who, by reason of their authority and power, having been
+ called in by a stranger to share in the succession of a forged will, that
+ so he might secure his own part, satisfied themselves with having no hand
+ in the forgery, and refused not to make their advantage and to come in for
+ a share: secure enough, if they could shroud themselves from accusations,
+ witnesses, and the cognisance of the laws:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Meminerint Deum se habere testem, id est (ut ego arbitror)
+ mentem suam.”
+
+ [“Let them consider they have God to witness, that is (as I
+ interpret it), their own consciences.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., iii. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Virtue is a very vain and frivolous thing if it derive its recommendation
+ from glory; and ‘tis to no purpose that we endeavour to give it a
+ station by itself, and separate it from fortune; for what is more
+ accidental than reputation?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Profecto fortuna in omni re dominatur: ea res cunctas ex
+ libidine magis, quhm ex vero, celebrat, obscuratque.”
+
+ [“Fortune rules in all things; it advances and depresses things
+ more out of its own will than of right and justice.”
+ &mdash;Sallust, Catilina, c. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ So to order it that actions may be known and seen is purely the work of
+ fortune; ‘tis chance that helps us to glory, according to its own
+ temerity. I have often seen her go before merit, and often very much
+ outstrip it. He who first likened glory to a shadow did better than he was
+ aware of; they are both of them things pre-eminently vain glory also, like
+ a shadow, goes sometimes before the body, and sometimes in length
+ infinitely exceeds it. They who instruct gentlemen only to employ their
+ valour for the obtaining of honour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quasi non sit honestum, quod nobilitatum non sit;”
+
+ [“As though it were not a virtue, unless celebrated”
+ &mdash;Cicero De Offic. iii. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ what do they intend by that but to instruct them never to hazard
+ themselves if they are not seen, and to observe well if there be witnesses
+ present who may carry news of their valour, whereas a thousand occasions
+ of well-doing present themselves which cannot be taken notice of? How many
+ brave individual actions are buried in the crowd of a battle? Whoever
+ shall take upon him to watch another’s behaviour in such a confusion
+ is not very busy himself, and the testimony he shall give of his
+ companions’ deportment will be evidence against himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vera et sapiens animi magnitudo, honestum illud,
+ quod maxime naturam sequitur, in factis positum,
+ non in gloria, judicat.”
+
+ [“The true and wise magnanimity judges that the bravery which most
+ follows nature more consists in act than glory.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic. i. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All the glory that I pretend to derive from my life is that I have lived
+ it in quiet; in quiet, not according to Metrodorus, or Arcesilaus, or
+ Aristippus, but according to myself. For seeing philosophy has not been
+ able to find out any way to tranquillity that is good in common, let every
+ one seek it in particular.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To what do Caesar and Alexander owe the infinite grandeur of their renown
+ but to fortune? How many men has she extinguished in the beginning of
+ their progress, of whom we have no knowledge, who brought as much courage
+ to the work as they, if their adverse hap had not cut them off in the
+ first sally of their arms? Amongst so many and so great dangers I do not
+ remember I have anywhere read that Caesar was ever wounded; a thousand
+ have fallen in less dangers than the least of those he went through. An
+ infinite number of brave actions must be performed without witness and
+ lost, before one turns to account. A man is not always on the top of a
+ breach, or at the head of an army, in the sight of his general, as upon a
+ scaffold; a man is often surprised betwixt the hedge and the ditch; he
+ must run the hazard of his life against a henroost; he must dislodge four
+ rascally musketeers out of a barn; he must prick out single from his
+ party, and alone make some attempts, according as necessity will have it.
+ And whoever will observe will, I believe, find it experimentally true,
+ that occasions of the least lustre are ever the most dangerous; and that
+ in the wars of our own times there have more brave men been lost in
+ occasions of little moment, and in the dispute about some little paltry
+ fort, than in places of greatest importance, and where their valour might
+ have been more honourably employed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Who thinks his death achieved to ill purpose if he do not fall on some
+ signal occasion, instead of illustrating his death, wilfully obscures his
+ life, suffering in the meantime many very just occasions of hazarding
+ himself to slip out of his hands; and every just one is illustrious
+ enough, every man’s conscience being a sufficient trumpet to him.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Gloria nostra est testimonium conscientiae nostrae.”
+
+ [“For our rejoicing is this, the testimony of our conscience.”
+ &mdash;Corinthians, i. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He who is only a good man that men may know it, and that he may be the
+ better esteemed when ‘tis known; who will not do well but upon
+ condition that his virtue may be known to men: is one from whom much
+ service is not to be expected:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Credo ch ‘el reste di quel verno, cose
+ Facesse degne di tener ne conto;
+ Ma fur fin’ a quel tempo si nascose,
+ Che non a colpa mia s’ hor ‘non le conto
+ Perche Orlando a far l’opre virtuose
+ Piu ch’a narrar le poi sempre era pronto;
+ Ne mai fu alcun’ de’suoi fatti espresso,
+ Se non quando ebbe i testimonii appresso.”
+
+ [“The rest of the winter, I believe, was spent in actions worthy of
+ narration, but they were done so secretly that if I do not tell them
+ I am not to blame, for Orlando was more bent to do great acts than
+ to boast of them, so that no deeds of his were ever known but those
+ that had witnesses.”&mdash;Ariosto, Orlando Furioso, xi. 81.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A man must go to the war upon the account of duty, and expect the
+ recompense that never fails brave and worthy actions, how private soever,
+ or even virtuous thoughts-the satisfaction that a well-disposed conscience
+ receives in itself in doing well. A man must be valiant for himself, and
+ upon account of the advantage it is to him to have his courage seated in a
+ firm and secure place against the assaults of fortune:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Virtus, repulsaa nescia sordidx
+ Intaminatis fulget honoribus
+ Nec sumit, aut ponit secures
+ Arbitrio popularis aura.”
+
+ [“Virtue, repudiating all base repulse, shines in taintless
+ honours, nor takes nor leaves dignity at the mere will of the
+ vulgar.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 2, 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It is not for outward show that the soul is to play its part, but for
+ ourselves within, where no eyes can pierce but our own; there she defends
+ us from the fear of death, of pain, of shame itself: there she arms us
+ against the loss of our children, friends, and fortunes: and when
+ opportunity presents itself, she leads us on to the hazards of war:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non emolumento aliquo, sed ipsius honestatis decore.”
+
+ [“Not for any profit, but for the honour of honesty itself.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Finib., i. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This profit is of much greater advantage, and more worthy to be coveted
+ and hoped for, than, honour and glory, which are no other than a
+ favourable judgment given of us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A dozen men must be called out of a whole nation to judge about an acre of
+ land; and the judgment of our inclinations and actions, the most difficult
+ and most important matter that is, we refer to the voice and determination
+ of the rabble, the mother of ignorance, injustice, and inconstancy. Is it
+ reasonable that the life of a wise man should depend upon the judgment of
+ fools?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “An quidquam stultius, quam, quos singulos contemnas,
+ eos aliquid putare esse universes?”
+
+ [“Can anything be more foolish than to think that those you despise
+ singly, can be anything else in general.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., v. 36.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He that makes it his business to please them, will have enough to do and
+ never have done; ‘tis a mark that can never be aimed at or hit:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nil tam inaestimabile est, quam animi multitudinis.”
+
+ [“Nothing is to be so little understood as the minds of the
+ multitude.”&mdash;Livy, xxxi. 34.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Demetrius pleasantly said of the voice of the people, that he made no more
+ account of that which came from above than of that which came from below.
+ He [Cicero] says more:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ego hoc judico, si quando turpe non sit, tamen non
+ esse non turpe, quum id a multitudine laudatur.”
+
+ [“I am of opinion, that though a thing be not foul in itself,
+ yet it cannot but become so when commended by the multitude.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Finib., ii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ No art, no activity of wit, could conduct our steps so as to follow so
+ wandering and so irregular a guide; in this windy confusion of the noise
+ of vulgar reports and opinions that drive us on, no way worth anything can
+ be chosen. Let us not propose to ourselves so floating and wavering an
+ end; let us follow constantly after reason; let the public approbation
+ follow us there, if it will; and as it wholly depends upon fortune, we
+ have no reason sooner to expect it by any other way than that. Even though
+ I would not follow the right way because it is right, I should, however,
+ follow it as having experimentally found that, at the end of the
+ reckoning, ‘tis commonly the most happy and of greatest utility.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dedit hoc providentia hominibus munus,
+ ut honesta magis juvarent.”
+
+ [“This gift Providence has given to men, that honest things should
+ be the most agreeable.”&mdash;Quintilian, Inst. Orat., i. 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The mariner of old said thus to Neptune, in a great tempest: “O God,
+ thou wilt save me if thou wilt, and if thou choosest, thou wilt destroy
+ me; but, however, I will hold my rudder straight.”&mdash;[Seneca,
+ Ep., 85.]&mdash; I have seen in my time a thousand men supple, halfbred,
+ ambiguous, whom no one doubted to be more worldly-wise than I, lose
+ themselves, where I have saved myself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Risi successus posse carere dolos.”
+
+ [“I have laughed to see cunning fail of success.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Heroid, i. 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Paulus AEmilius, going on the glorious expedition of Macedonia, above all
+ things charged the people of Rome not to speak of his actions during his
+ absence. Oh, the license of judgments is a great disturbance to great
+ affairs! forasmuch as every one has not the firmness of Fabius against
+ common, adverse, and injurious tongues, who rather suffered his authority
+ to be dissected by the vain fancies of men, than to do less well in his
+ charge with a favourable reputation and the popular applause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is I know not what natural sweetness in hearing one’s self
+ commended; but we are a great deal too fond of it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Laudari metuam, neque enim mihi cornea fibra est
+ Sed recti finemque extremumque esse recuso
+ Euge tuum, et belle.”
+
+ [“I should fear to be praised, for my heart is not made of horn;
+ but I deny that ‘excellent&mdash;admirably done,’ are the terms and
+ final aim of virtue.”&mdash;Persius, i. 47.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I care not so much what I am in the opinions of others, as what I am in my
+ own; I would be rich of myself, and not by borrowing. Strangers see
+ nothing but events and outward appearances; everybody can set a good face
+ on the matter, when they have trembling and terror within: they do not see
+ my heart, they see but my countenance. One is right in decrying the
+ hypocrisy that is in war; for what is more easy to an old soldier than to
+ shift in a time of danger, and to counterfeit the brave when he has no
+ more heart than a chicken? There are so many ways to avoid hazarding a man’s
+ own person, that we have deceived the world a thousand times before we
+ come to be engaged in a real danger: and even then, finding ourselves in
+ an inevitable necessity of doing something, we can make shift for that
+ time to conceal our apprehensions by setting a good face on the business,
+ though the heart beats within; and whoever had the use of the Platonic
+ ring, which renders those invisible that wear it, if turned inward towards
+ the palm of the hand, a great many would very often hide themselves when
+ they ought most to appear, and would repent being placed in so honourable
+ a post, where necessity must make them bold.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Falsus honor juvat, et mendax infamia terret
+ Quem nisi mendosum et mendacem?”
+
+ [“False honour pleases, and calumny affrights, the guilty
+ and the sick.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 16, 89.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Thus we see how all the judgments that are founded upon external
+ appearances, are marvellously uncertain and doubtful; and that there is no
+ so certain testimony as every one is to himself. In these, how many
+ soldiers’ boys are companions of our glory? he who stands firm in an
+ open trench, what does he in that more than fifty poor pioneers who open
+ to him the way and cover it with their own bodies for fivepence a day pay,
+ do before him?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non quicquid turbida Roma
+ Elevet, accedas; examenque improbum in illa
+ Castiges trutina: nec to quaesiveris extra.”
+
+ [“Do not, if turbulent Rome disparage anything, accede; nor correct
+ a false balance by that scale; nor seek anything beyond thyself.”
+ &mdash;Persius, Sat., i. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The dispersing and scattering our names into many mouths, we call making
+ them more great; we will have them there well received, and that this
+ increase turn to their advantage, which is all that can be excusable in
+ this design. But the excess of this disease proceeds so far that many
+ covet to have a name, be it what it will. Trogus Pompeius says of
+ Herostratus, and Titus Livius of Manlius Capitolinus, that they were more
+ ambitious of a great reputation than of a good one. This is very common;
+ we are more solicitous that men speak of us, than how they speak; and it
+ is enough for us that our names are often mentioned, be it after what
+ manner it will. It should seem that to be known, is in some sort to have a
+ man’s life and its duration in others’ keeping. I, for my
+ part, hold that I am not, but in myself; and of that other life of mine
+ which lies in the knowledge of my friends, to consider it naked and simply
+ in itself, I know very well that I am sensible of no fruit nor enjoyment
+ from it but by the vanity of a fantastic opinion; and when I shall be
+ dead, I shall be still and much less sensible of it; and shall, withal,
+ absolutely lose the use of those real advantages that sometimes
+ accidentally follow it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I shall have no more handle whereby to take hold of reputation, neither
+ shall it have any whereby to take hold of or to cleave to me; for to
+ expect that my name should be advanced by it, in the first place, I have
+ no name that is enough my own; of two that I have, one is common to all my
+ race, and indeed to others also; there are two families at Paris and
+ Montpellier, whose surname is Montaigne, another in Brittany, and one in
+ Xaintonge, De La Montaigne. The transposition of one syllable only would
+ suffice so to ravel our affairs, that I shall share in their glory, and
+ they peradventure will partake of my discredit; and, moreover, my
+ ancestors have formerly been surnamed, Eyquem,&mdash;[Eyquem was the
+ patronymic.]&mdash;a name wherein a family well known in England is at
+ this day concerned. As to my other name, every one may take it that will,
+ and so, perhaps, I may honour a porter in my own stead. And besides,
+ though I had a particular distinction by myself, what can it distinguish,
+ when I am no more? Can it point out and favour inanity?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non levior cippus nunc imprimit ossa?
+ Laudat posteritas! Nunc non e manibus illis,
+ Nunc non a tumulo fortunataque favilla,
+ Nascentur violae?”
+
+ [“Does the tomb press with less weight upon my bones? Do comrades
+ praise? Not from my manes, not from the tomb, not from the ashes
+ will violets grow.”&mdash;Persius, Sat., i. 37.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but of this I have spoken elsewhere. As to what remains, in a great battle
+ where ten thousand men are maimed or killed, there are not fifteen who are
+ taken notice of; it must be some very eminent greatness, or some
+ consequence of great importance that fortune has added to it, that
+ signalises a private action, not of a harquebuser only, but of a great
+ captain; for to kill a man, or two, or ten: to expose a man’s self
+ bravely to the utmost peril of death, is indeed something in every one of
+ us, because we there hazard all; but for the world’s concern, they
+ are things so ordinary, and so many of them are every day seen, and there
+ must of necessity be so many of the same kind to produce any notable
+ effect, that we cannot expect any particular renown from it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Casus multis hic cognitus, ac jam
+ Tritus, et a medio fortunae ductus acervo.”
+
+ [“The accident is known to many, and now trite; and drawn from the
+ midst of Fortune’s heap.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., xiii. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Of so many thousands of valiant men who have died within these fifteen
+ hundred years in France with their swords in their hands, not a hundred
+ have come to our knowledge. The memory, not of the commanders only, but of
+ battles and victories, is buried and gone; the fortunes of above half of
+ the world, for want of a record, stir not from their place, and vanish
+ without duration. If I had unknown events in my possession, I should think
+ with great ease to out-do those that are recorded, in all sorts of
+ examples. Is it not strange that even of the Greeks and Romans, with so
+ many writers and witnesses, and so many rare and noble exploits, so few
+ are arrived at our knowledge:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ad nos vix tenuis famx perlabitur aura.”
+
+ [“An obscure rumour scarce is hither come.”&mdash;AEneid, vii. 646.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It will be much if, a hundred years hence, it be remembered in general
+ that in our times there were civil wars in France. The Lacedaemonians,
+ entering into battle, sacrificed to the Muses, to the end that their
+ actions might be well and worthily written, looking upon it as a divine
+ and no common favour, that brave acts should find witnesses that could
+ give them life and memory. Do we expect that at every musket-shot we
+ receive, and at every hazard we run, there must be a register ready to
+ record it? and, besides, a hundred registers may enrol them whose
+ commentaries will not last above three days, and will never come to the
+ sight of any one. We have not the thousandth part of ancient writings;
+ ‘tis fortune that gives them a shorter or longer life, according to
+ her favour; and ‘tis permissible to doubt whether those we have be
+ not the worst, not having seen the rest. Men do not write histories of
+ things of so little moment: a man must have been general in the conquest
+ of an empire or a kingdom; he must have won two-and-fifty set battles, and
+ always the weaker in number, as Caesar did: ten thousand brave fellows and
+ many great captains lost their lives valiantly in his service, whose names
+ lasted no longer than their wives and children lived:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quos fama obscura recondit.”
+
+ [“Whom an obscure reputation conceals.”&mdash;AEneid, v. 302.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Even those whom we see behave themselves well, three months or three years
+ after they have departed hence, are no more mentioned than if they had
+ never been. Whoever will justly consider, and with due proportion, of what
+ kind of men and of what sort of actions the glory sustains itself in the
+ records of history, will find that there are very few actions and very few
+ persons of our times who can there pretend any right. How many worthy men
+ have we known to survive their own reputation, who have seen and suffered
+ the honour and glory most justly acquired in their youth, extinguished in
+ their own presence? And for three years of this fantastic and imaginary
+ life we must go and throw away our true and essential life, and engage
+ ourselves in a perpetual death! The sages propose to themselves a nobler
+ and more just end in so important an enterprise:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Recte facti, fecisse merces est: officii fructus,
+ ipsum officium est.”
+
+ [“The reward of a thing well done is to have done it; the fruit
+ of a good service is the service itself.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It were, peradventure, excusable in a painter or other artisan, or in a
+ rhetorician or a grammarian, to endeavour to raise himself a name by his
+ works; but the actions of virtue are too noble in themselves to seek any
+ other reward than from their own value, and especially to seek it in the
+ vanity of human judgments.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If this false opinion, nevertheless, be of such use to the public as to
+ keep men in their duty; if the people are thereby stirred up to virtue; if
+ princes are touched to see the world bless the memory of Trajan, and
+ abominate that of Nero; if it moves them to see the name of that great
+ beast, once so terrible and feared, so freely cursed and reviled by every
+ schoolboy, let it by all means increase, and be as much as possible nursed
+ up and cherished amongst us; and Plato, bending his whole endeavour to
+ make his citizens virtuous, also advises them not to despise the good
+ repute and esteem of the people; and says it falls out, by a certain
+ Divine inspiration, that even the wicked themselves oft-times, as well by
+ word as opinion, can rightly distinguish the virtuous from the wicked.
+ This person and his tutor are both marvellous and bold artificers
+ everywhere to add divine operations and revelations where human force is
+ wanting:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut tragici poetae confugiunt ad deum,
+ cum explicare argumenti exitum non possunt:”
+
+ [“As tragic poets fly to some god when they cannot explain
+ the issue of their argument.”&mdash;Cicero, De Nat. Deor., i. 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and peradventure, for this reason it was that Timon, railing at him,
+ called him the great forger of miracles. Seeing that men, by their
+ insufficiency, cannot pay themselves well enough with current money, let
+ the counterfeit be superadded. ‘Tis a way that has been practised by
+ all the legislators: and there is no government that has not some mixture
+ either of ceremonial vanity or of false opinion, that serves for a curb to
+ keep the people in their duty. ‘Tis for this that most of them have
+ their originals and beginnings fabulous, and enriched with supernatural
+ mysteries; ‘tis this that has given credit to bastard religions, and
+ caused them to be countenanced by men of understanding; and for this, that
+ Numa and Sertorius, to possess their men with a better opinion of them,
+ fed them with this foppery; one, that the nymph Egeria, the other that his
+ white hind, brought them all their counsels from the gods. And the
+ authority that Numa gave to his laws, under the title of the patronage of
+ this goddess, Zoroaster, legislator of the Bactrians and Persians, gave to
+ his under the name of the God Oromazis: Trismegistus, legislator of the
+ Egyptians, under that of Mercury; Xamolxis, legislator of the Scythians,
+ under that of Vesta; Charondas, legislator of the Chalcidians, under that
+ of Saturn; Minos, legislator of the Candiots, under that of Jupiter;
+ Lycurgus, legislator of the Lacedaemonians, under that of Apollo; and
+ Draco and Solon, legislators of the Athenians, under that of Minerva. And
+ every government has a god at the head of it; the others falsely, that
+ truly, which Moses set over the Jews at their departure out of Egypt. The
+ religion of the Bedouins, as the Sire de Joinville reports, amongst other
+ things, enjoined a belief that the soul of him amongst them who died for
+ his prince, went into another body more happy, more beautiful, and more
+ robust than the former; by which means they much more willingly ventured
+ their lives:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In ferrum mens prona viris, animaeque capaces
+ Mortis, et ignavum est rediturae parcere vitae.”
+
+ [“Men’s minds are prone to the sword, and their souls able to bear
+ death; and it is base to spare a life that will be renewed.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, i. 461.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This is a very comfortable belief, however erroneous. Every nation has
+ many such examples of its own; but this subject would require a treatise
+ by itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To add one word more to my former discourse, I would advise the ladies no
+ longer to call that honour which is but their duty:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut enim consuetudo loquitur, id solum dicitur
+ honestum, quod est populari fama gloriosum;”
+
+ [“As custom puts it, that only is called honest which is
+ glorious by the public voice.”&mdash;Cicero, De Finibus, ii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ their duty is the mark, their honour but the outward rind. Neither would I
+ advise them to give this excuse for payment of their denial: for I
+ presuppose that their intentions, their desire, and will, which are things
+ wherein their honour is not at all concerned, forasmuch as nothing thereof
+ appears without, are much better regulated than the effects:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qux quia non liceat, non facit, illa facit:”
+
+ [“She who only refuses, because ‘tis forbidden, consents.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Amor., ii. 4, 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The offence, both towards God and in the conscience, would be as great to
+ desire as to do it; and, besides, they are actions so private and secret
+ of themselves, as would be easily enough kept from the knowledge of
+ others, wherein the honour consists, if they had not another respect to
+ their duty, and the affection they bear to chastity, for itself. Every
+ woman of honour will much rather choose to lose her honour than to hurt
+ her conscience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVII&mdash;&mdash;OF PRESUMPTION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is another sort of glory, which is the having too good an opinion of
+ our own worth. ‘Tis an inconsiderate affection with which we flatter
+ ourselves, and that represents us to ourselves other than we truly are:
+ like the passion of love, that lends beauties and graces to the object,
+ and makes those who are caught by it, with a depraved and corrupt
+ judgment, consider the thing which they love other and more perfect than
+ it is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would not, nevertheless, for fear of failing on this side, that a man
+ should not know himself aright, or think himself less than he is; the
+ judgment ought in all things to maintain its rights; ‘tis all the
+ reason in the world he should discern in himself, as well as in others,
+ what truth sets before him; if it be Caesar, let him boldly think himself
+ the greatest captain in the world. We are nothing but ceremony: ceremony
+ carries us away, and we leave the substance of things: we hold by the
+ branches, and quit the trunk and the body; we have taught the ladies to
+ blush when they hear that but named which they are not at all afraid to
+ do: we dare not call our members by their right names, yet are not afraid
+ to employ them in all sorts of debauchery: ceremony forbids us to express
+ by words things that are lawful and natural, and we obey it: reason
+ forbids us to do things unlawful and ill, and nobody obeys it. I find
+ myself here fettered by the laws of ceremony; for it neither permits a man
+ to speak well of himself, nor ill: we will leave her there for this time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They whom fortune (call it good or ill) has made to, pass their lives in
+ some eminent degree, may by their public actions manifest what they are;
+ but they whom she has only employed in the crowd, and of whom nobody will
+ say a word unless they speak themselves, are to be excused if they take
+ the boldness to speak of themselves to such as are interested to know
+ them; by the example of Lucilius:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ille velut fidis arcana sodalibus olim
+ Credebat libris, neque si male cesserat, usquam
+ Decurrens alio, neque si bene: quo fit, ut omnis,
+ Votiva pateat veluri descripta tabella
+ Vita senis;”
+
+ [“He formerly confided his secret thoughts to his books, as to tried
+ friends, and for good and evil, resorted not elsewhere: hence it
+ came to pass, that the old man’s life is there all seen as on a
+ votive tablet.”&mdash;Horace, Sat., ii. I, 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he always committed to paper his actions and thoughts, and there portrayed
+ himself such as he found himself to be:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec id Rutilio et Scauro citra fidem; aut obtrectationi fuit.”
+
+ [“Nor was this considered a breach of good faith or a disparagement
+ to Rutilius or Scaurus.”&mdash;Tacitus, Agricola, c. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I remember, then, that from my infancy there was observed in me I know not
+ what kind of carriage and behaviour, that seemed to relish of pride and
+ arrogance. I will say this, by the way, that it is not unreasonable to
+ suppose that we have qualities and inclinations so much our own, and so
+ incorporate in us, that we have not the means to feel and recognise them:
+ and of such natural inclinations the body will retain a certain bent,
+ without our knowledge or consent. It was an affectation conformable with
+ his beauty that made Alexander carry his head on one side, and caused
+ Alcibiades to lisp; Julius Caesar scratched his head with one finger,
+ which is the fashion of a man full of troublesome thoughts; and Cicero, as
+ I remember, was wont to pucker up his nose, a sign of a man given to
+ scoffing; such motions as these may imperceptibly happen in us. There are
+ other artificial ones which I meddle not with, as salutations and congees,
+ by which men acquire, for the most part unjustly, the reputation of being
+ humble and courteous: one may be humble out of pride. I am prodigal enough
+ of my hat, especially in summer, and never am so saluted but that I pay it
+ again from persons of what quality soever, unless they be in my own
+ service. I should make it my request to some princes whom I know, that
+ they would be more sparing of that ceremony, and bestow that courtesy
+ where it is more due; for being so indiscreetly and indifferently
+ conferred on all, it is thrown away to no purpose; if it be without
+ respect of persons, it loses its effect. Amongst irregular deportment, let
+ us not forget that haughty one of the Emperor Constantius, who always in
+ public held his head upright and stiff, without bending or turning on
+ either side, not so much as to look upon those who saluted him on one
+ side, planting his body in a rigid immovable posture, without suffering it
+ to yield to the motion of his coach, not daring so much as to spit, blow
+ his nose, or wipe his face before people. I know not whether the gestures
+ that were observed in me were of this first quality, and whether I had
+ really any occult proneness to this vice, as it might well be; and I
+ cannot be responsible for the motions of the body; but as to the motions
+ of the soul, I must here confess what I think of the matter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This glory consists of two parts; the one in setting too great a value
+ upon ourselves, and the other in setting too little a value upon others.
+ As to the one, methinks these considerations ought, in the first place, to
+ be of some force: I feel myself importuned by an error of the soul that
+ displeases me, both as it is unjust, and still more as it is troublesome;
+ I attempt to correct it, but I cannot root it out; and this is, that I
+ lessen the just value of things that I possess, and overvalue things,
+ because they are foreign, absent, and none of mine; this humour spreads
+ very far. As the prerogative of the authority makes husbands look upon
+ their own wives with a vicious disdain, and many fathers their children;
+ so I, betwixt two equal merits, should always be swayed against my own;
+ not so much that the jealousy of my advancement and bettering troubles my
+ judgment, and hinders me from satisfying myself, as that of itself
+ possession begets a contempt of what it holds and rules. Foreign
+ governments, manners, and languages insinuate themselves into my esteem;
+ and I am sensible that Latin allures me by the favour of its dignity to
+ value it above its due, as it does with children, and the common sort of
+ people: the domestic government, house, horse, of my neighbour, though no
+ better than my own, I prize above my own, because they are not mine.
+ Besides that I am very ignorant in my own affairs, I am struck by the
+ assurance that every one has of himself: whereas there is scarcely
+ anything that I am sure I know, or that I dare be responsible to myself
+ that I can do: I have not my means of doing anything in condition and
+ ready, and am only instructed therein after the effect; as doubtful of my
+ own force as I am of another’s. Whence it comes to pass that if I
+ happen to do anything commendable, I attribute it more to my fortune than
+ industry, forasmuch as I design everything by chance and in fear. I have
+ this, also, in general, that of all the opinions antiquity has held of men
+ in gross, I most willingly embrace and adhere to those that most contemn
+ and undervalue us, and most push us to naught; methinks, philosophy has
+ never so fair a game to play as when it falls upon our vanity and
+ presumption; when it most lays open our irresolution, weakness, and
+ ignorance. I look upon the too good opinion that man has of himself to be
+ the nursing mother of all the most false opinions, both public and
+ private. Those people who ride astride upon the epicycle of Mercury, who
+ see so far into the heavens, are worse to me than a tooth-drawer that
+ comes to draw my teeth; for in my study, the subject of which is man,
+ finding so great a variety of judgments, so profound a labyrinth of
+ difficulties, one upon another, so great diversity and uncertainty, even
+ in the school of wisdom itself, you may judge, seeing these people could
+ not resolve upon the knowledge of themselves and their own condition,
+ which is continually before their eyes, and within them, seeing they do
+ not know how that moves which they themselves move, nor how to give us a
+ description of the springs they themselves govern and make use of, how can
+ I believe them about the ebbing and flowing of the Nile? The curiosity of
+ knowing things has been given to man for a scourge, says the Holy
+ Scripture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to return to what concerns myself; I think it would be very difficult
+ for any other man to have a meaner opinion of himself; nay, for any other
+ to have a meaner opinion of me than of myself: I look upon myself as one
+ of the common sort, saving in this, that I have no better an opinion of
+ myself; guilty of the meanest and most popular defects, but not disowning
+ or excusing them; and I do not value myself upon any other account than
+ because I know my own value. If there be any vanity in the case, ‘tis
+ superficially infused into me by the treachery of my complexion, and has
+ no body that my judgment can discern: I am sprinkled, but not dyed. For in
+ truth, as to the effects of the mind, there is no part of me, be it what
+ it will, with which I am satisfied; and the approbation of others makes me
+ not think the better of myself. My judgment is tender and nice, especially
+ in things that concern myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I ever repudiate myself, and feel myself float and waver by reason of my
+ weakness. I have nothing of my own that satisfies my judgment. My sight is
+ clear and regular enough, but, at working, it is apt to dazzle; as I most
+ manifestly find in poetry: I love it infinitely, and am able to give a
+ tolerable judgment of other men’s works; but, in good earnest, when
+ I apply myself to it, I play the child, and am not able to endure myself.
+ A man may play the fool in everything else, but not in poetry;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mediocribus esse poetis
+ Non dii, non homines, non concessere columnae.”
+
+ [“Neither men, nor gods, nor the pillars (on which the poets
+ offered their writings) permit mediocrity in poets.”
+ &mdash;Horace, De Arte Poet., 372.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I would to God this sentence was written over the doors of all our
+ printers, to forbid the entrance of so many rhymesters!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Verum
+ Nihil securius est malo poetae.”
+
+ [“The truth is, that nothing is more confident than a bad poet.”
+ &mdash;Martial, xii. 63, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Why have not we such people?&mdash;[As those about to be mentioned.]&mdash;
+ Dionysius the father valued himself upon nothing so much as his poetry; at
+ the Olympic games, with chariots surpassing all the others in
+ magnificence, he sent also poets and musicians to present his verses, with
+ tent and pavilions royally gilt and hung with tapestry. When his verses
+ came to be recited, the excellence of the delivery at first attracted the
+ attention of the people; but when they afterwards came to poise the
+ meanness of the composition, they first entered into disdain, and
+ continuing to nettle their judgments, presently proceeded to fury, and ran
+ to pull down and tear to pieces all his pavilions: and, that his chariots
+ neither performed anything to purpose in the race, and that the ship which
+ brought back his people failed of making Sicily, and was by the tempest
+ driven and wrecked upon the coast of Tarentum, they certainly believed was
+ through the anger of the gods, incensed, as they themselves were, against
+ the paltry Poem; and even the mariners who escaped from the wreck seconded
+ this opinion of the people: to which also the oracle that foretold his
+ death seemed to subscribe; which was, “that Dionysius should be near
+ his end, when he should have overcome those who were better than himself,”
+ which he interpreted of the Carthaginians, who surpassed him in power; and
+ having war with them, often declined the victory, not to incur the sense
+ of this prediction; but he understood it ill; for the god indicated the
+ time of the advantage, that by favour and injustice he obtained at Athens
+ over the tragic poets, better than himself, having caused his own play
+ called the Leneians to be acted in emulation; presently after which
+ victory he died, and partly of the excessive joy he conceived at the
+ success.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Diodorus Siculus, xv. 7.&mdash;The play, however, was called the
+ “Ransom of Hector.” It was the games at which it was acted that
+ were called Leneian; they were one of the four Dionysiac festivals.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What I find tolerable of mine, is not so really and in itself, but in
+ comparison of other worse things, that I see well enough received. I envy
+ the happiness of those who can please and hug themselves in what they do;
+ for ‘tis an easy thing to be so pleased, because a man extracts that
+ pleasure from himself, especially if he be constant in his self-conceit. I
+ know a poet, against whom the intelligent and the ignorant, abroad and at
+ home, both heaven and earth exclaim that he has but very little notion of
+ it; and yet, for all that, he has never a whit the worse opinion of
+ himself; but is always falling upon some new piece, always contriving some
+ new invention, and still persists in his opinion, by so much the more
+ obstinately, as it only concerns him to maintain it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My works are so far from pleasing me, that as often as I review them, they
+ disgust me:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cum relego, scripsisse pudet; quia plurima cerno,
+ Me quoque, qui feci, judice, digna lini.”
+
+ [“When I reperuse, I blush at what I have written; I ever see one
+ passage after another that I, the author, being the judge, consider
+ should be erased.”&mdash;Ovid, De Ponto, i. 5, 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have always an idea in my soul, and a sort of disturbed image which
+ presents me as in a dream with a better form than that I have made use of;
+ but I cannot catch it nor fit it to my purpose; and even that idea is but
+ of the meaner sort. Hence I conclude that the productions of those great
+ and rich souls of former times are very much beyond the utmost stretch of
+ my imagination or my wish; their writings do not only satisfy and fill me,
+ but they astound me, and ravish me with admiration; I judge of their
+ beauty; I see it, if not to the utmost, yet so far at least as ‘tis
+ possible for me to aspire. Whatever I undertake, I owe a sacrifice to the
+ Graces, as Plutarch says of some one, to conciliate their favour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si quid enim placet,
+ Si quid dulce horninum sensibus influit,
+ Debentur lepidis omnia Gratiis.”
+
+ [“If anything please that I write, if it infuse delight into men’s
+ minds, all is due to the charming Graces.” The verses are probably
+ by some modern poet.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They abandon me throughout; all I write is rude; polish and beauty are
+ wanting: I cannot set things off to any advantage; my handling adds
+ nothing to the matter; for which reason I must have it forcible, very
+ full, and that has lustre of its own. If I pitch upon subjects that are
+ popular and gay, ‘tis to follow my own inclination, who do not
+ affect a grave and ceremonious wisdom, as the world does; and to make
+ myself more sprightly, but not my style more wanton, which would rather
+ have them grave and severe; at least if I may call that a style which is
+ an inform and irregular way of speaking, a popular jargon, a proceeding
+ without definition, division, conclusion, perplexed like that Amafanius
+ and Rabirius.&mdash;[Cicero, Acad., i. 2.]&mdash;I can neither please nor
+ delight, nor even tickle my readers: the best story in the world is
+ spoiled by my handling, and becomes flat; I cannot speak but in rough
+ earnest, and am totally unprovided of that facility which I observe in
+ many of my acquaintance, of entertaining the first comers and keeping a
+ whole company in breath, or taking up the ear of a prince with all sorts
+ of discourse without wearying themselves: they never want matter by reason
+ of the faculty and grace they have in taking hold of the first thing that
+ starts up, and accommodating it to the humour and capacity of those with
+ whom they have to do. Princes do not much affect solid discourses, nor I
+ to tell stories. The first and easiest reasons, which are commonly the
+ best taken, I know not how to employ: I am an ill orator to the common
+ sort. I am apt of everything to say the extremest that I know. Cicero is
+ of opinion that in treatises of philosophy the exordium is the hardest
+ part; if this be true, I am wise in sticking to the conclusion. And yet we
+ are to know how to wind the string to all notes, and the sharpest is that
+ which is the most seldom touched. There is at least as much perfection in
+ elevating an empty as in supporting a weighty thing. A man must sometimes
+ superficially handle things, and sometimes push them home. I know very
+ well that most men keep themselves in this lower form from not conceiving
+ things otherwise than by this outward bark; but I likewise know that the
+ greatest masters, and Xenophon and Plato are often seen to stoop to this
+ low and popular manner of speaking and treating of things, but supporting
+ it with graces which never fail them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Farther, my language has nothing in it that is facile and polished;
+ ‘tis rough, free, and irregular, and as such pleases, if not my
+ judgment, at all events my inclination, but I very well perceive that I
+ sometimes give myself too much rein, and that by endeavouring to avoid art
+ and affectation I fall into the other inconvenience:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Brevis esse laboro,
+ Obscurus fio.”
+
+ [ Endeavouring to be brief, I become obscure.”
+ &mdash;Hor., Art. Poet., 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Plato says, that the long or the short are not properties, that either
+ take away or give value to language. Should I attempt to follow the other
+ more moderate, united, and regular style, I should never attain to it; and
+ though the short round periods of Sallust best suit with my humour, yet I
+ find Caesar much grander and harder to imitate; and though my inclination
+ would rather prompt me to imitate Seneca’s way of writing, yet I do
+ nevertheless more esteem that of Plutarch. Both in doing and speaking I
+ simply follow my own natural way; whence, peradventure, it falls out that
+ I am better at speaking than writing. Motion and action animate words,
+ especially in those who lay about them briskly, as I do, and grow hot. The
+ comportment, the countenance; the voice, the robe, the place, will set off
+ some things that of themselves would appear no better than prating.
+ Messalla complains in Tacitus of the straitness of some garments in his
+ time, and of the fashion of the benches where the orators were to declaim,
+ that were a disadvantage to their eloquence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My French tongue is corrupted, both in the pronunciation and otherwise, by
+ the barbarism of my country. I never saw a man who was a native of any of
+ the provinces on this side of the kingdom who had not a twang of his place
+ of birth, and that was not offensive to ears that were purely French. And
+ yet it is not that I am so perfect in my Perigordin: for I can no more
+ speak it than High Dutch, nor do I much care. ‘Tis a language (as
+ the rest about me on every side, of Poitou, Xaintonge, Angoumousin,
+ Limousin, Auvergne), a poor, drawling, scurvy language. There is, indeed,
+ above us towards the mountains a sort of Gascon spoken, that I am mightily
+ taken with: blunt, brief, significant, and in truth a more manly and
+ military language than any other I am acquainted with, as sinewy,
+ powerful, and pertinent as the French is graceful, neat, and luxuriant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the Latin, which was given me for my mother tongue, I have by
+ discontinuance lost the use of speaking it, and, indeed, of writing it
+ too, wherein I formerly had a particular reputation, by which you may see
+ how inconsiderable I am on that side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Beauty is a thing of great recommendation in the correspondence amongst
+ men; ‘tis the first means of acquiring the favour and good liking of
+ one another, and no man is so barbarous and morose as not to perceive
+ himself in some sort struck with its attraction. The body has a great
+ share in our being, has an eminent place there, and therefore its
+ structure and composition are of very just consideration. They who go
+ about to disunite and separate our two principal parts from one another
+ are to blame; we must, on the contrary, reunite and rejoin them. We must
+ command the soul not to withdraw and entertain itself apart, not to
+ despise and abandon the body (neither can she do it but by some apish
+ counterfeit), but to unite herself close to it, to embrace, cherish,
+ assist, govern, and advise it, and to bring it back and set it into the
+ true way when it wanders; in sum, to espouse and be a husband to it, so
+ that their effects may not appear to be diverse and contrary, but uniform
+ and concurring. Christians have a particular instruction concerning this
+ connection, for they know that the Divine justice embraces this society
+ and juncture of body and soul, even to the making the body capable of
+ eternal rewards; and that God has an eye to the whole man’s ways,
+ and wills that he receive entire chastisement or reward according to his
+ demerits or merits. The sect of the Peripatetics, of all sects the most
+ sociable, attribute to wisdom this sole care equally to provide for the
+ good of these two associate parts: and the other sects, in not
+ sufficiently applying themselves to the consideration of this mixture,
+ show themselves to be divided, one for the body and the other for the
+ soul, with equal error, and to have lost sight of their subject, which is
+ Man, and their guide, which they generally confess to be Nature. The first
+ distinction that ever was amongst men, and the first consideration that
+ gave some pre-eminence over others, ‘tis likely was the advantage of
+ beauty:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Agros divisere atque dedere
+ Pro facie cujusque, et viribus ingenioque;
+ Nam facies multum valuit, viresque vigebant.”
+
+ [“They distributed and conferred the lands to every man according
+ to his beauty and strength and understanding, for beauty was much
+ esteemed and strength was in favour.”&mdash;Lucretius, V. 1109.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Now I am of something lower than the middle stature, a defect that not
+ only borders upon deformity, but carries withal a great deal of
+ inconvenience along with it, especially for those who are in office and
+ command; for the authority which a graceful presence and a majestic mien
+ beget is wanting. C. Marius did not willingly enlist any soldiers who were
+ not six feet high. The Courtier has, indeed, reason to desire a moderate
+ stature in the gentlemen he is setting forth, rather than any other, and
+ to reject all strangeness that should make him be pointed at. But if I
+ were to choose whether this medium must be rather below than above the
+ common standard, I would not have it so in a soldier. Little men, says
+ Aristotle, are pretty, but not handsome; and greatness of soul is
+ discovered in a great body, as beauty is in a conspicuous stature: the
+ Ethiopians and Indians, says he, in choosing their kings and magistrates,
+ had regard to the beauty and stature of their persons. They had reason;
+ for it creates respect in those who follow them, and is a terror to the
+ enemy, to see a leader of a brave and goodly stature march at the head of
+ a battalion:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipse inter primos praestanti corpore Turnus
+ Vertitur arma, tenens, et toto vertice supra est.”
+
+ [“In the first rank marches Turnus, brandishing his weapon,
+ taller by a head than all the rest.”&mdash;Virgil, AEneid, vii. 783.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our holy and heavenly king, of whom every circumstance is most carefully
+ and with the greatest religion and reverence to be observed, has not
+ himself rejected bodily recommendation,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Speciosus forma prae filiis hominum.”
+
+ [“He is fairer than the children of men.”&mdash;Psalm xiv. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And Plato, together with temperance and fortitude, requires beauty in the
+ conservators of his republic. It would vex you that a man should apply
+ himself to you amongst your servants to inquire where Monsieur is, and
+ that you should only have the remainder of the compliment of the hat that
+ is made to your barber or your secretary; as it happened to poor
+ Philopoemen, who arriving the first of all his company at an inn where he
+ was expected, the hostess, who knew him not, and saw him an unsightly
+ fellow, employed him to go help her maids a little to draw water, and make
+ a fire against Philopoemen’s coming; the gentlemen of his train
+ arriving presently after, and surprised to see him busy in this fine
+ employment, for he failed not to obey his landlady’s command, asked
+ him what he was doing there: “I am,” said he, “paying
+ the penalty of my ugliness.” The other beauties belong to women; the
+ beauty of stature is the only beauty of men. Where there is a contemptible
+ stature, neither the largeness and roundness of the forehead, nor the
+ whiteness and sweetness of the eyes, nor the moderate proportion of the
+ nose, nor the littleness of the ears and mouth, nor the evenness and
+ whiteness of the teeth, nor the thickness of a well-set brown beard,
+ shining like the husk of a chestnut, nor curled hair, nor the just
+ proportion of the head, nor a fresh complexion, nor a pleasing air of a
+ face, nor a body without any offensive scent, nor the just proportion of
+ limbs, can make a handsome man. I am, as to the rest, strong and well
+ knit; my face is not puffed, but full, and my complexion betwixt jovial
+ and melancholic, moderately sanguine and hot,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Unde rigent setis mihi crura, et pectora villis;”
+
+ [“Whence ‘tis my legs and breast bristle with hair.”
+ &mdash;Martial, ii. 36, 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ my health vigorous and sprightly, even to a well advanced age, and rarely
+ troubled with sickness. Such I was, for I do not now make any account of
+ myself, now that I am engaged in the avenues of old age, being already
+ past forty:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Minutatim vires et robur adultum
+ Frangit, et in partem pejorem liquitur aetas:”
+
+ [“Time by degrees breaks our strength and makes us grow feeble.
+ &mdash;“Lucretius, ii. 1131.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ what shall be from this time forward, will be but a half-being, and no
+ more me: I every day escape and steal away from myself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Singula de nobis anni praedantur euntes.”
+
+ [“Of the fleeting years each steals something from me.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., ii. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Agility and address I never had, and yet am the son of a very active and
+ sprightly father, who continued to be so to an extreme old age. I have
+ scarce known any man of his condition, his equal in all bodily exercises,
+ as I have seldom met with any who have not excelled me, except in running,
+ at which I was pretty good. In music or singing, for which I have a very
+ unfit voice, or to play on any sort of instrument, they could never teach
+ me anything. In dancing, tennis, or wrestling, I could never arrive to
+ more than an ordinary pitch; in swimming, fencing, vaulting, and leaping,
+ to none at all. My hands are so clumsy that I cannot even write so as to
+ read it myself, so that I had rather do what I have scribbled over again,
+ than take upon me the trouble to make it out. I do not read much better
+ than I write, and feel that I weary my auditors otherwise (I am) not a bad
+ clerk. I cannot decently fold up a letter, nor could ever make a pen, or
+ carve at table worth a pin, nor saddle a horse, nor carry a hawk and fly
+ her, nor hunt the dogs, nor lure a hawk, nor speak to a horse. In fine, my
+ bodily qualities are very well suited to those of my soul; there is
+ nothing sprightly, only a full and firm vigour: I am patient enough of
+ labour and pains, but it is only when I go voluntary to work, and only so
+ long as my own desire prompts me to it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Molliter austerum studio fallente laborem.”
+
+ [“Study softly beguiling severe labour.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., ii. 2, 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ otherwise, if I am not allured with some pleasure, or have other guide
+ than my own pure and free inclination, I am good for nothing: for I am of
+ a humour that, life and health excepted, there is nothing for which I will
+ bite my nails, and that I will purchase at the price of torment of mind
+ and constraint:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tanti mihi non sit opaci
+ Omnis arena Tagi, quodque in mare volvitur aurum.”
+
+ [“I would not buy rich Tagus sands so dear, nor all the gold that
+ lies in the sea.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., iii. 54.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Extremely idle, extremely given up to my own inclination both by nature
+ and art, I would as willingly lend a man my blood as my pains. I have a
+ soul free and entirely its own, and accustomed to guide itself after its
+ own fashion; having hitherto never had either master or governor imposed
+ upon me: I have walked as far as I would, and at the pace that best
+ pleased myself; this is it that has rendered me unfit for the service of
+ others, and has made me of no use to any one but myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor was there any need of forcing my heavy and lazy disposition; for being
+ born to such a fortune as I had reason to be contented with (a reason,
+ nevertheless, that a thousand others of my acquaintance would have rather
+ made use of for a plank upon which to pass over in search of higher
+ fortune, to tumult and disquiet), and with as much intelligence as I
+ required, I sought for no more, and also got no more:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non agimur tumidis velis Aquilone secundo,
+ Non tamen adversis aetatem ducimus Austris
+ Viribus, ingenio, specie, virtute, loco, re,
+ Extremi primorum, extremis usque priores.”
+
+ [“The northern wind does not agitate our sails; nor Auster trouble
+ our course with storms. In strength, talent, figure, virtue,
+ honour, wealth, we are short of the foremost, but before the last.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., ii. 2, 201.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I had only need of what was sufficient to content me: which nevertheless
+ is a government of soul, to take it right, equally difficult in all sorts
+ of conditions, and that, of custom, we see more easily found in want than
+ in abundance: forasmuch, peradventure, as according to the course of our
+ other passions, the desire of riches is more sharpened by their use than
+ by the need of them: and the virtue of moderation more rare than that of
+ patience; and I never had anything to desire, but happily to enjoy the
+ estate that God by His bounty had put into my hands. I have never known
+ anything of trouble, and have had little to do in anything but the
+ management of my own affairs: or, if I have, it has been upon condition to
+ do it at my own leisure and after my own method; committed to my trust by
+ such as had a confidence in me, who did not importune me, and who knew my
+ humour; for good horsemen will make shift to get service out of a rusty
+ and broken-winded jade.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even my infancy was trained up after a gentle and free manner, and exempt
+ from any rigorous subjection. All this has helped me to a complexion
+ delicate and incapable of solicitude, even to that degree that I love to
+ have my losses and the disorders wherein I am concerned, concealed from
+ me. In the account of my expenses, I put down what my negligence costs me
+ in feeding and maintaining it;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haec nempe supersunt,
+ Quae dominum fallunt, quae prosunt furibus.”
+
+ [“That overplus, which the owner knows not of,
+ but which benefits the thieves”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 645]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I love not to know what I have, that I may be less sensible of my loss; I
+ entreat those who serve me, where affection and integrity are absent, to
+ deceive me with something like a decent appearance. For want of constancy
+ enough to support the shock of adverse accidents to which we are subject,
+ and of patience seriously to apply myself to the management of my affairs,
+ I nourish as much as I can this in myself, wholly leaving all to fortune
+ “to take all things at the worst, and to resolve to bear that worst
+ with temper and patience”; that is the only thing I aim at, and to
+ which I apply my whole meditation. In a danger, I do not so much consider
+ how I shall escape it, as of how little importance it is, whether I escape
+ it or no: should I be left dead upon the place, what matter? Not being
+ able to govern events, I govern myself, and apply myself to them, if they
+ will not apply themselves to me. I have no great art to evade, escape from
+ or force fortune, and by prudence to guide and incline things to my own
+ bias. I have still less patience to undergo the troublesome and painful
+ care therein required; and the most uneasy condition for me is to be
+ suspended on urgent occasions, and to be agitated betwixt hope and fear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Deliberation, even in things of lightest moment, is very troublesome to
+ me; and I find my mind more put to it to undergo the various tumblings and
+ tossings of doubt and consultation, than to set up its rest and to
+ acquiesce in whatever shall happen after the die is thrown. Few passions
+ break my sleep, but of deliberations, the least will do it. As in roads, I
+ preferably avoid those that are sloping and slippery, and put myself into
+ the beaten track how dirty or deep soever, where I can fall no lower, and
+ there seek my safety: so I love misfortunes that are purely so, that do
+ not torment and tease me with the uncertainty of their growing better; but
+ that at the first push plunge me directly into the worst that can be
+ expected
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dubia plus torquent mala.”
+
+ [“Doubtful ills plague us worst.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Agamemnon, iii. 1, 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In events I carry myself like a man; in conduct, like a child. The fear of
+ the fall more fevers me than the fall itself. The game is not worth the
+ candle. The covetous man fares worse with his passion than the poor, and
+ the jealous man than the cuckold; and a man ofttimes loses more by
+ defending his vineyard than if he gave it up. The lowest walk is the
+ safest; ‘tis the seat of constancy; you have there need of no one
+ but yourself; ‘tis there founded and wholly stands upon its own
+ basis. Has not this example of a gentleman very well known, some air of
+ philosophy in it? He married, being well advanced in years, having spent
+ his youth in good fellowship, a great talker and a great jeerer, calling
+ to mind how much the subject of cuckoldry had given him occasion to talk
+ and scoff at others. To prevent them from paying him in his own coin, he
+ married a wife from a place where any one finds what he wants for his
+ money: “Good morrow, strumpet”; “Good morrow, cuckold”;
+ and there was not anything wherewith he more commonly and openly
+ entertained those who came to see him than with this design of his, by
+ which he stopped the private chattering of mockers, and blunted all the
+ point from this reproach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to ambition, which is neighbour, or rather daughter, to presumption,
+ fortune, to advance me, must have come and taken me by the hand; for to
+ trouble myself for an uncertain hope, and to have submitted myself to all
+ the difficulties that accompany those who endeavour to bring themselves
+ into credit in the beginning of their progress, I could never have done
+ it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Spem pretio non emo.”
+
+ [“I will not purchase hope with ready money,” (or),
+ “I do not purchase hope at a price.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Adelphi, ii. 3, 11.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I apply myself to what I see and to what I have in my hand, and go not
+ very far from the shore,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Alter remus aquas, alter tibi radat arenas:”
+
+ [“One oar plunging into the sea, the other raking the sands.”
+ &mdash;Propertius, iii. 3, 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and besides, a man rarely arrives at these advancements but in first
+ hazarding what he has of his own; and I am of opinion that if a man have
+ sufficient to maintain him in the condition wherein he was born and
+ brought up, ‘tis a great folly to hazard that upon the uncertainty
+ of augmenting it. He to whom fortune has denied whereon to set his foot,
+ and to settle a quiet and composed way of living, is to be excused if he
+ venture what he has, because, happen what will, necessity puts him upon
+ shifting for himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Capienda rebus in malis praeceps via est:”
+
+ [“A course is to be taken in bad cases.” (or),
+ “A desperate case must have a desperate course.”
+ &mdash;-Seneca, Agamemnon, ii. 1, 47.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and I rather excuse a younger brother for exposing what his friends have
+ left him to the courtesy of fortune, than him with whom the honour of his
+ family is entrusted, who cannot be necessitous but by his own fault. I
+ have found a much shorter and more easy way, by the advice of the good
+ friends I had in my younger days, to free myself from any such ambition,
+ and to sit still:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cui sit conditio dulcis sine pulvere palmae:”
+
+ [“What condition can compare with that where one has gained the
+ palm without the dust of the course.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. I, 51.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ judging rightly enough of my own strength, that it was not capable of any
+ great matters; and calling to mind the saying of the late Chancellor
+ Olivier, that the French were like monkeys that swarm up a tree from
+ branch to branch, and never stop till they come to the highest, and there
+ shew their breech.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Turpe est, quod nequeas, capiti committere pondus,
+ Et pressum inflexo mox dare terga genu.”
+
+ [“It is a shame to load the head so that it cannot bear the
+ burthen, and the knees give way.”&mdash;Propertius, iii. 9, 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I should find the best qualities I have useless in this age; the facility
+ of my manners would have been called weakness and negligence; my faith and
+ conscience, scrupulosity and superstition; my liberty and freedom would
+ have been reputed troublesome, inconsiderate, and rash. Ill luck is good
+ for something. It is good to be born in a very depraved age; for so, in
+ comparison of others, you shall be reputed virtuous good cheap; he who in
+ our days is but a parricide and a sacrilegious person is an honest man and
+ a man of honour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nunc, si depositum non inficiatur amicus,
+ Si reddat veterem cum tota aerugine follem,
+ Prodigiosa fides, et Tuscis digna libellis,
+ Quaeque coronata lustrari debeat agna:”
+
+ [“Now, if a friend does not deny his trust, but restores the old
+ purse with all its rust; ‘tis a prodigious faith, worthy to be
+ enrolled in amongst the Tuscan annals, and a crowned lamb should be
+ sacrificed to such exemplary integrity.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., xiii. 611.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and never was time or place wherein princes might propose to themselves
+ more assured or greater rewards for virtue and justice. The first who
+ shall make it his business to get himself into favour and esteem by those
+ ways, I am much deceived if he do not and by the best title outstrip his
+ competitors: force and violence can do something, but not always all. We
+ see merchants, country justices, and artisans go cheek by jowl with the
+ best gentry in valour and military knowledge: they perform honourable
+ actions, both in public engagements and private quarrels; they fight
+ duels, they defend towns in our present wars; a prince stifles his special
+ recommendation, renown, in this crowd; let him shine bright in humanity,
+ truth, loyalty, temperance, and especially injustice; marks rare, unknown,
+ and exiled; ‘tis by no other means but by the sole goodwill of the
+ people that he can do his business; and no other qualities can attract
+ their goodwill like those, as being of the greatest utility to them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nil est tam populare, quam bonitas.”
+
+ [“Nothing is so popular as an agreeable manner (goodness).”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Pro Ligar., c. 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ By this standard I had been great and rare, just as I find myself now
+ pigmy and vulgar by the standard of some past ages, wherein, if no other
+ better qualities concurred, it was ordinary and common to see a man
+ moderate in his revenges, gentle in resenting injuries, religious of his
+ word, neither double nor supple, nor accommodating his faith to the will
+ of others, or the turns of the times: I would rather see all affairs go to
+ wreck and ruin than falsify my faith to secure them. For as to this new
+ virtue of feigning and dissimulation, which is now in so great credit, I
+ mortally hate it; and of all vices find none that evidences so much
+ baseness and meanness of spirit. ‘Tis a cowardly and servile humour
+ to hide and disguise a man’s self under a visor, and not to dare to
+ show himself what he is; ‘tis by this our servants are trained up to
+ treachery; being brought up to speak what is not true, they make no
+ conscience of a lie. A generous heart ought not to belie its own thoughts;
+ it will make itself seen within; all there is good, or at least human.
+ Aristotle reputes it the office of magnanimity openly and professedly to
+ love and hate; to judge and speak with all freedom; and not to value the
+ approbation or dislike of others in comparison of truth. Apollonius said
+ it was for slaves to lie, and for freemen to speak truth: ‘tis the
+ chief and fundamental part of virtue; we must love it for itself. He who
+ speaks truth because he is obliged so to do, and because it serves him,
+ and who is not afraid to lie when it signifies nothing to anybody, is not
+ sufficiently true. My soul naturally abominates lying, and hates the very
+ thought of it. I have an inward shame and a sharp remorse, if sometimes a
+ lie escapes me: as sometimes it does, being surprised by occasions that
+ allow me no premeditation. A man must not always tell all, for that were
+ folly: but what a man says should be what he thinks, otherwise ‘tis
+ knavery. I do not know what advantage men pretend to by eternally
+ counterfeiting and dissembling, if not never to be believed when they
+ speak the truth; it may once or twice pass with men; but to profess the
+ concealing their thought, and to brag, as some of our princes have done,
+ that they would burn their shirts if they knew their true intentions,
+ which was a saying of the ancient Metellius of Macedon; and that they who
+ know not how to dissemble know not how to rule, is to give warning to all
+ who have anything to do with them, that all they say is nothing but lying
+ and deceit:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo quis versutior et callidior est, hoc invisior et
+ suspectior, detracto opinione probitatis:”
+
+ [“By how much any one is more subtle and cunning, by so much is he
+ hated and suspected, the opinion of his integrity being withdrawn.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Off., ii. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ it were a great simplicity in any one to lay any stress either on the
+ countenance or word of a man who has put on a resolution to be always
+ another thing without than he is within, as Tiberius did; and I cannot
+ conceive what part such persons can have in conversation with men, seeing
+ they produce nothing that is received as true: whoever is disloyal to
+ truth is the same to falsehood also.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those of our time who have considered in the establishment of the duty of
+ a prince the good of his affairs only, and have preferred that to the care
+ of his faith and conscience, might have something to say to a prince whose
+ affairs fortune had put into such a posture that he might for ever
+ establish them by only once breaking his word: but it will not go so; they
+ often buy in the same market; they make more than one peace and enter into
+ more than one treaty in their lives. Gain tempts to the first breach of
+ faith, and almost always presents itself, as in all other ill acts,
+ sacrileges, murders, rebellions, treasons, as being undertaken for some
+ kind of advantage; but this first gain has infinite mischievous
+ consequences, throwing this prince out of all correspondence and
+ negotiation, by this example of infidelity. Soliman, of the Ottoman race,
+ a race not very solicitous of keeping their words or compacts, when, in my
+ infancy, he made his army land at Otranto, being informed that Mercurino
+ de’ Gratinare and the inhabitants of Castro were detained prisoners,
+ after having surrendered the place, contrary to the articles of their
+ capitulation, sent orders to have them set at liberty, saying, that having
+ other great enterprises in hand in those parts, the disloyalty, though it
+ carried a show of present utility, would for the future bring on him a
+ disrepute and distrust of infinite prejudice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, for my part, I had rather be troublesome and indiscreet than a
+ flatterer and a dissembler. I confess that there may be some mixture of
+ pride and obstinacy in keeping myself so upright and open as I do, without
+ any consideration of others; and methinks I am a little too free, where I
+ ought least to be so, and that I grow hot by the opposition of respect;
+ and it may be also, that I suffer myself to follow the propension of my
+ own nature for want of art; using the same liberty, speech, and
+ countenance towards great persons, that I bring with me from my own house:
+ I am sensible how much it declines towards incivility and indiscretion
+ but, besides that I am so bred, I have not a wit supple enough to evade a
+ sudden question, and to escape by some evasion, nor to feign a truth, nor
+ memory enough to retain it so feigned; nor, truly, assurance enough to
+ maintain it, and so play the brave out of weakness. And therefore it is
+ that I abandon myself to candour, always to speak as I think, both by
+ complexion and design, leaving the event to fortune. Aristippus was wont
+ to say, that the principal benefit he had extracted from philosophy was
+ that he spoke freely and openly to all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Memory is a faculty of wonderful use, and without which the judgment can
+ very hardly perform its office: for my part I have none at all. What any
+ one will propound to me, he must do it piecemeal, for to answer a speech
+ consisting of several heads I am not able. I could not receive a
+ commission by word of mouth without a note-book. And when I have a speech
+ of consequence to make, if it be long, I am reduced to the miserable
+ necessity of getting by heart word for word, what I am to say; I should
+ otherwise have neither method nor assurance, being in fear that my memory
+ would play me a slippery trick. But this way is no less difficult to me
+ than the other; I must have three hours to learn three verses. And
+ besides, in a work of a man’s own, the liberty and authority of
+ altering the order, of changing a word, incessantly varying the matter,
+ makes it harder to stick in the memory of the author. The more I mistrust
+ it the worse it is; it serves me best by chance; I must solicit it
+ negligently; for if I press it, ‘tis confused, and after it once
+ begins to stagger, the more I sound it, the more it is perplexed; it
+ serves me at its own hour, not at mine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the same defect I find in my memory, I find also in several other
+ parts. I fly command, obligation, and constraint; that which I can
+ otherwise naturally and easily do, if I impose it upon myself by an
+ express and strict injunction, I cannot do it. Even the members of my
+ body, which have a more particular jurisdiction of their own, sometimes
+ refuse to obey me, if I enjoin them a necessary service at a certain hour.
+ This tyrannical and compulsive appointment baffles them; they shrink up
+ either through fear or spite, and fall into a trance. Being once in a
+ place where it is looked upon as barbarous discourtesy not to pledge those
+ who drink to you, though I had there all liberty allowed me, I tried to
+ play the good fellow, out of respect to the ladies who were there,
+ according to the custom of the country; but there was sport enough for
+ this pressure and preparation, to force myself contrary to my custom and
+ inclination, so stopped my throat that I could not swallow one drop, and
+ was deprived of drinking so much as with my meat; I found myself gorged,
+ and my, thirst quenched by the quantity of drink that my imagination had
+ swallowed. This effect is most manifest in such as have the most vehement
+ and powerful imagination: but it is natural, notwithstanding, and there is
+ no one who does not in some measure feel it. They offered an excellent
+ archer, condemned to die, to save his life, if he would show some notable
+ proof of his art, but he refused to try, fearing lest the too great
+ contention of his will should make him shoot wide, and that instead of
+ saving his life, he should also lose the reputation he had got of being a
+ good marksman. A man who thinks of something else, will not fail to take
+ over and over again the same number and measure of steps, even to an inch,
+ in the place where he walks; but if he made it his business to measure and
+ count them, he will find that what he did by nature and accident, he
+ cannot so exactly do by design.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My library, which is a fine one among those of the village type, is
+ situated in a corner of my house; if anything comes into my head that I
+ have a mind to search or to write, lest I should forget it in but going
+ across the court, I am fain to commit it to the memory of some other. If I
+ venture in speaking to digress never so little from my subject, I am
+ infallibly lost, which is the reason that I keep myself, in discourse,
+ strictly close. I am forced to call the men who serve me either by the
+ names of their offices or their country; for names are very hard for me to
+ remember. I can tell indeed that there are three syllables, that it has a
+ harsh sound, and that it begins or ends with such a letter; but that’s
+ all; and if I should live long, I do not doubt but I should forget my own
+ name, as some others have done. Messala Corvinus was two years without any
+ trace of memory, which is also said of Georgius Trapezuntius. For my own
+ interest, I often meditate what a kind of life theirs was, and if, without
+ this faculty, I should have enough left to support me with any manner of
+ ease; and prying narrowly into it, I fear that this privation, if
+ absolute, destroys all the other functions of the soul:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Plenus rimarum sum, hac atque iliac perfluo.”
+
+ [“I’m full of chinks, and leak out every way.”
+ &mdash;Ter., Eunuchus, ii. 2, 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It has befallen me more than once to forget the watchword I had three
+ hours before given or received, and to forget where I had hidden my purse;
+ whatever Cicero is pleased to say, I help myself to lose what I have a
+ particular care to lock safe up:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Memoria certe non modo Philosophiam sed omnis
+ vitae usum, omnesque artes, una maxime continet.”
+
+ [“It is certain that memory contains not only philosophy,
+ but all the arts and all that appertain to the use of life.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Acad., ii. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Memory is the receptacle and case of science: and therefore mine being so
+ treacherous, if I know little, I cannot much complain. I know, in general,
+ the names of the arts, and of what they treat, but nothing more. I turn
+ over books; I do not study them. What I retain I no longer recognise as
+ another’s; ‘tis only what my judgment has made its advantage
+ of, the discourses and imaginations in which it has been instructed: the
+ author, place, words, and other circumstances, I immediately forget; and I
+ am so excellent at forgetting, that I no less forget my own writings and
+ compositions than the rest. I am very often quoted to myself, and am not
+ aware of it. Whoever should inquire of me where I had the verses and
+ examples, that I have here huddled together, would puzzle me to tell him,
+ and yet I have not borrowed them but from famous and known authors, not
+ contenting myself that they were rich, if I, moreover, had them not from
+ rich and honourable hands, where there is a concurrence of authority with
+ reason. It is no great wonder if my book run the same fortune that other
+ books do, if my memory lose what I have written as well as what I have
+ read, and what I give, as well as what I receive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides the defect of memory, I have others which very much contribute to
+ my ignorance; I have a slow and heavy wit, the least cloud stops its
+ progress, so that, for example, I never propose to it any never so easy a
+ riddle that it could find out; there is not the least idle subtlety that
+ will not gravel me; in games, where wit is required, as chess, draughts,
+ and the like, I understand no more than the common movements. I have a
+ slow and perplexed apprehension, but what it once apprehends, it
+ apprehends well, for the time it retains it. My sight is perfect, entire,
+ and discovers at a very great distance, but is soon weary and heavy at
+ work, which occasions that I cannot read long, but am forced to have one
+ to read to me. The younger Pliny can inform such as have not experimented
+ it themselves, how important an impediment this is to those who devote
+ themselves to this employment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no so wretched and coarse a soul, wherein some particular faculty
+ is not seen to shine; no soul so buried in sloth and ignorance, but it
+ will sally at one end or another; and how it comes to pass that a man
+ blind and asleep to everything else, shall be found sprightly, clear, and
+ excellent in some one particular effect, we are to inquire of our masters:
+ but the beautiful souls are they that are universal, open, and ready for
+ all things; if not instructed, at least capable of being so; which I say
+ to accuse my own; for whether it be through infirmity or negligence (and
+ to neglect that which lies at our feet, which we have in our hands, and
+ what nearest concerns the use of life, is far from my doctrine) there is
+ not a soul in the world so awkward as mine, and so ignorant of many common
+ things, and such as a man cannot without shame fail to know. I must give
+ some examples.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was born and bred up in the country, and amongst husbandmen; I have had
+ business and husbandry in my own hands ever since my predecessors, who
+ were lords of the estate I now enjoy, left me to succeed them; and yet I
+ can neither cast accounts, nor reckon my counters: most of our current
+ money I do not know, nor the difference betwixt one grain and another,
+ either growing or in the barn, if it be not too apparent, and scarcely can
+ distinguish between the cabbage and lettuce in my garden. I do not so much
+ as understand the names of the chief instruments of husbandry, nor the
+ most ordinary elements of agriculture, which the very children know: much
+ less the mechanic arts, traffic, merchandise, the variety and nature of
+ fruits, wines, and viands, nor how to make a hawk fly, nor to physic a
+ horse or a dog. And, since I must publish my whole shame, ‘tis not
+ above a month ago, that I was trapped in my ignorance of the use of leaven
+ to make bread, or to what end it was to keep wine in the vat. They
+ conjectured of old at Athens, an aptitude for the mathematics in him they
+ saw ingeniously bavin up a burthen of brushwood. In earnest, they would
+ draw a quite contrary conclusion from me, for give me the whole provision
+ and necessaries of a kitchen, I should starve. By these features of my
+ confession men may imagine others to my prejudice: but whatever I deliver
+ myself to be, provided it be such as I really am, I have my end; neither
+ will I make any excuse for committing to paper such mean and frivolous
+ things as these: the meanness of the subject compells me to it. They may,
+ if they please, accuse my project, but not my progress: so it is, that
+ without anybody’s needing to tell me, I sufficiently see of how
+ little weight and value all this is, and the folly of my design: ‘tis
+ enough that my judgment does not contradict itself, of which these are the
+ essays.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nasutus sis usque licet, sis denique nasus,
+ Quantum noluerit ferre rogatus Atlas;
+ Et possis ipsum to deridere Latinum,
+ Non potes in nugas dicere plura mess,
+ Ipse ego quam dixi: quid dentem dente juvabit
+ Rodere? carne opus est, si satur esse velis.
+ Ne perdas operam; qui se mirantur, in illos
+ Virus habe; nos haec novimus esse nihil.”
+
+ [“Let your nose be as keen as it will, be all nose, and even a nose
+ so great that Atlas will refuse to bear it: if asked, Could you even
+ excel Latinus in scoffing; against my trifles you could say no more
+ than I myself have said: then to what end contend tooth against
+ tooth? You must have flesh, if you want to be full; lose not your
+ labour then; cast your venom upon those that admire themselves; I
+ know already that these things are worthless.”&mdash;Mart., xiii. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am not obliged not to utter absurdities, provided I am not deceived in
+ them and know them to be such: and to trip knowingly, is so ordinary with
+ me, that I seldom do it otherwise, and rarely trip by chance. ‘Tis
+ no great matter to add ridiculous actions to the temerity of my humour,
+ since I cannot ordinarily help supplying it with those that are vicious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was present one day at Barleduc, when King Francis II., for a memorial
+ of Rene, king of Sicily, was presented with a portrait he had drawn of
+ himself: why is it not in like manner lawful for every one to draw himself
+ with a pen, as he did with a crayon? I will not, therefore, omit this
+ blemish though very unfit to be published, which is irresolution; a very
+ great effect and very incommodious in the negotiations of the affairs of
+ the world; in doubtful enterprises, I know not which to choose:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ne si, ne no, nel cor mi suona intero.”
+
+ [“My heart does not tell me either yes or no.”&mdash;Petrarch.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I can maintain an opinion, but I cannot choose one. By reason that in
+ human things, to what sect soever we incline, many appearances present
+ themselves that confirm us in it; and the philosopher Chrysippus said,
+ that he would of Zeno and Cleanthes, his masters, learn their doctrines
+ only; for, as to proofs and reasons, he should find enough of his own.
+ Which way soever I turn, I still furnish myself with causes, and
+ likelihood enough to fix me there; which makes me detain doubt and the
+ liberty of choosing, till occasion presses; and then, to confess the
+ truth, I, for the most part, throw the feather into the wind, as the
+ saying is, and commit myself to the mercy of fortune; a very light
+ inclination and circumstance carries me along with it.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum in dubio est animus, paulo momento huc atque
+ Illuc impellitur.”
+
+ [“While the mind is in doubt, in a short time it is impelled this
+ way and that.”&mdash;Terence, Andr., i. 6, 32.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The uncertainty of my judgment is so equally balanced in most occurrences,
+ that I could willingly refer it to be decided by the chance of a die: and
+ I observe, with great consideration of our human infirmity, the examples
+ that the divine history itself has left us of this custom of referring to
+ fortune and chance the determination of election in doubtful things:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sors cecidit super Matthiam.”
+
+ [“The lot fell upon Matthew.”&mdash;Acts i. 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Human reason is a two-edged and dangerous sword: observe in the hands of
+ Socrates, her most intimate and familiar friend, how many several points
+ it has. I am thus good for nothing but to follow and suffer myself to be
+ easily carried away with the crowd; I have not confidence enough in my own
+ strength to take upon me to command and lead; I am very glad to find the
+ way beaten before me by others. If I must run the hazard of an uncertain
+ choice, I am rather willing to have it under such a one as is more
+ confident in his opinions than I am in mine, whose ground and foundation I
+ find to be very slippery and unsure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet I do not easily change, by reason that I discern the same weakness in
+ contrary opinions:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipsa consuetudo assentiendi periculosa
+ esse videtur, et lubrica;”
+
+ [“The very custom of assenting seems to be dangerous
+ and slippery.”&mdash;Cicero, Acad., ii. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ especially in political affairs, there is a large field open for changes
+ and contestation:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Justa pari premitur veluti cum pondere libra,
+ Prona, nec hac plus pane sedet, nec surgit ab illa.”
+
+ [“As a just balance, pressed with equal weight, neither dips
+ nor rises on either side.”&mdash;Tibullus, iv. 41.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Machiavelli’s writings, for example, were solid enough for the
+ subject, yet were they easy enough to be controverted; and they who have
+ done so, have left as great a facility of controverting theirs; there was
+ never wanting in that kind of argument replies and replies upon replies,
+ and as infinite a contexture of debates as our wrangling lawyers have
+ extended in favour of long suits:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Caedimur et totidem plagis consumimus hostem;”
+
+ [“We are slain, and with as many blows kill the enemy” (or),
+ “It is a fight wherein we exhaust each other by mutual wounds.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Epist., ii. 2, 97.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the reasons have little other foundation than experience, and the variety
+ of human events presenting us with infinite examples of all sorts of
+ forms. An understanding person of our times says: That whoever would, in
+ contradiction to our almanacs, write cold where they say hot, and wet
+ where they say dry, and always put the contrary to what they foretell; if
+ he were to lay a wager, he would not care which side he took, excepting
+ where no uncertainty could fall out, as to promise excessive heats at
+ Christmas, or extremity of cold at Midsummer. I have the same opinion of
+ these political controversies; be on which side you will, you have as fair
+ a game to play as your adversary, provided you do not proceed so far as to
+ shock principles that are broad and manifest. And yet, in my conceit, in
+ public affairs, there is no government so ill, provided it be ancient and
+ has been constant, that is not better than change and alteration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our manners are infinitely corrupt, and wonderfully incline to the worse;
+ of our laws and customs there are many that are barbarous and monstrous
+ nevertheless, by reason of the difficulty of reformation, and the danger
+ of stirring things, if I could put something under to stop the wheel, and
+ keep it where it is, I would do it with all my heart:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Numquam adeo foedis, adeoque pudendis
+ Utimur exemplis, ut non pejora supersint.”
+
+ [“The examples we use are not so shameful and foul
+ but that worse remain behind.”&mdash;Juvenal, viii. 183.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The worst thing I find in our state is instability, and that our laws, no
+ more than our clothes, cannot settle in any certain form. It is very easy
+ to accuse a government of imperfection, for all mortal things are full of
+ it: it is very easy to beget in a people a contempt of ancient
+ observances; never any man undertook it but he did it; but to establish a
+ better regimen in the stead of that which a man has overthrown, many who
+ have attempted it have foundered. I very little consult my prudence in my
+ conduct; I am willing to let it be guided by the public rule. Happy the
+ people who do what they are commanded, better than they who command,
+ without tormenting themselves as to the causes; who suffer themselves
+ gently to roll after the celestial revolution! Obedience is never pure nor
+ calm in him who reasons and disputes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In fine, to return to myself: the only thing by which I something esteem
+ myself, is that wherein never any man thought himself to be defective; my
+ recommendation is vulgar, common, and popular; for who ever thought he
+ wanted sense? It would be a proposition that would imply a contradiction
+ in itself; ‘tis a disease that never is where it is discerned;
+ ‘tis tenacious and strong, but what the first ray of the patient’s
+ sight nevertheless pierces through and disperses, as the beams of the sun
+ do thick and obscure mists; to accuse one’s self would be to excuse
+ in this case, and to condemn, to absolve. There never was porter or the
+ silliest girl, that did not think they had sense enough to do their
+ business. We easily enough confess in others an advantage of courage,
+ strength, experience, activity, and beauty, but an advantage in judgment
+ we yield to none; and the reasons that proceed simply from the natural
+ conclusions of others, we think, if we had but turned our thoughts that
+ way, we should ourselves have found out as well as they. Knowledge, style,
+ and such parts as we see in others’ works, we are soon aware of, if
+ they excel our own: but for the simple products of the understanding,
+ every one thinks he could have found out the like in himself, and is
+ hardly sensible of the weight and difficulty, if not (and then with much
+ ado) in an extreme and incomparable distance. And whoever should be able
+ clearly to discern the height of another’s judgment, would be also
+ able to raise his own to the same pitch. So that it is a sort of exercise,
+ from which a man is to expect very little praise; a kind of composition of
+ small repute. And, besides, for whom do you write? The learned, to whom
+ the authority appertains of judging books, know no other value but that of
+ learning, and allow of no other proceeding of wit but that of erudition
+ and art: if you have mistaken one of the Scipios for another, what is all
+ the rest you have to say worth? Whoever is ignorant of Aristotle,
+ according to their rule, is in some sort ignorant of himself; vulgar souls
+ cannot discern the grace and force of a lofty and delicate style. Now
+ these two sorts of men take up the world. The third sort into whose hands
+ you fall, of souls that are regular and strong of themselves, is so rare,
+ that it justly has neither name nor place amongst us; and ‘tis so
+ much time lost to aspire unto it, or to endeavour to please it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis commonly said that the justest portion Nature has given us of
+ her favours is that of sense; for there is no one who is not contented
+ with his share: is it not reason? whoever should see beyond that, would
+ see beyond his sight. I think my opinions are good and sound, but who does
+ not think the same of his own? One of the best proofs I have that mine are
+ so is the small esteem I have of myself; for had they not been very well
+ assured, they would easily have suffered themselves to have been deceived
+ by the peculiar affection I have to myself, as one that places it almost
+ wholly in myself, and do not let much run out. All that others distribute
+ amongst an infinite number of friends and acquaintance, to their glory and
+ grandeur, I dedicate to the repose of my own mind and to myself; that
+ which escapes thence is not properly by my direction:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mihi nempe valere et vivere doctus.”
+
+ [“To live and to do well for myself.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, v. 959.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Now I find my opinions very bold and constant in condemning my own
+ imperfection. And, to say the truth, ‘tis a subject upon which I
+ exercise my judgment as much as upon any other. The world looks always
+ opposite; I turn my sight inwards, and there fix and employ it. I have no
+ other business but myself, I am eternally meditating upon myself,
+ considering and tasting myself. Other men’s thoughts are ever
+ wandering abroad, if they will but see it; they are still going forward:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nemo in sese tentat descendere;”
+
+ [“No one thinks of descending into himself.”
+ &mdash;Persius, iv. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for my part, I circulate in myself. This capacity of trying the truth,
+ whatever it be, in myself, and this free humour of not over easily
+ subjecting my belief, I owe principally to myself; for the strongest and
+ most general imaginations I have are those that, as a man may say, were
+ born with me; they are natural and entirely my own. I produced them crude
+ and simple, with a strong and bold production, but a little troubled and
+ imperfect; I have since established and fortified them with the authority
+ of others and the sound examples of the ancients, whom I have found of the
+ same judgment: they have given me faster hold, and a more manifest
+ fruition and possession of that I had before embraced. The reputation that
+ every one pretends to of vivacity and promptness of wit, I seek in
+ regularity; the glory they pretend to from a striking and signal action,
+ or some particular excellence, I claim from order, correspondence, and
+ tranquillity of opinions and manners:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnino si quidquam est decorum, nihil est profecto magis, quam
+ aequabilitas universae vitae, tum singularum actionum, quam
+ conservare non possis, si, aliorum naturam imitans, omittas tuam.”
+
+ [“If anything be entirely decorous, nothing certainly can be more so
+ than an equability alike in the whole life and in every particular
+ action; which thou canst not possibly observe if, imitating other
+ men’s natures, thou layest aside thy own.”&mdash;Cicero, De Of., i. 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Here, then, you see to what degree I find myself guilty of this first
+ part, that I said was the vice of presumption. As to the second, which
+ consists in not having a sufficient esteem for others, I know not whether
+ or no I can so well excuse myself; but whatever comes on’t I am
+ resolved to speak the truth. And whether, peradventure, it be that the
+ continual frequentation I have had with the humours of the ancients, and
+ the idea of those great souls of past ages, put me out of taste both with
+ others and myself, or that, in truth, the age we live in produces but very
+ indifferent things, yet so it is that I see nothing worthy of any great
+ admiration. Neither, indeed, have I so great an intimacy with many men as
+ is requisite to make a right judgment of them; and those with whom my
+ condition makes me the most frequent, are, for the most part, men who have
+ little care of the culture of the soul, but that look upon honour as the
+ sum of all blessings, and valour as the height of all perfection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What I see that is fine in others I very readily commend and esteem: nay,
+ I often say more in their commendation than I think they really deserve,
+ and give myself so far leave to lie, for I cannot invent a false subject:
+ my testimony is never wanting to my friends in what I conceive deserves
+ praise, and where a foot is due I am willing to give them a foot and a
+ half; but to attribute to them qualities that they have not, I cannot do
+ it, nor openly defend their imperfections. Nay, I frankly give my very
+ enemies their due testimony of honour; my affection alters, my judgment
+ does not, and I never confound my animosity with other circumstances that
+ are foreign to it; and I am so jealous of the liberty of my judgment that
+ I can very hardly part with it for any passion whatever. I do myself a
+ greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie. This
+ commendable and generous custom is observed of the Persian nation, that
+ they spoke of their mortal enemies and with whom they were at deadly war,
+ as honourably and justly as their virtues deserved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know men enough that have several fine parts; one wit, another courage,
+ another address, another conscience, another language: one science,
+ another, another; but a generally great man, and who has all these brave
+ parts together, or any one of them to such a degree of excellence that we
+ should admire him or compare him with those we honour of times past, my
+ fortune never brought me acquainted with; and the greatest I ever knew, I
+ mean for the natural parts of the soul, was Etienne De la Boetie; his was
+ a full soul indeed, and that had every way a beautiful aspect: a soul of
+ the old stamp, and that had produced great effects had his fortune been so
+ pleased, having added much to those great natural parts by learning and
+ study.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But how it comes to pass I know not, and yet it is certainly so, there is
+ as much vanity and weakness of judgment in those who profess the greatest
+ abilities, who take upon them learned callings and bookish employments as
+ in any other sort of men whatever; either because more is required and
+ expected from them, and that common defects are excusable in them, or
+ because the opinion they have of their own learning makes them more bold
+ to expose and lay themselves too open, by which they lose and betray
+ themselves. As an artificer more manifests his want of skill in a rich
+ matter he has in hand, if he disgrace the work by ill handling and
+ contrary to the rules required, than in a matter of less value; and men
+ are more displeased at a disproportion in a statue of gold than in one of
+ plaster; so do these when they advance things that in themselves and in
+ their place would be good; for they make use of them without discretion,
+ honouring their memories at the expense of their understandings, and
+ making themselves ridiculous by honouring Cicero, Galen, Ulpian, and St.
+ Jerome alike.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I willingly fall again into the discourse of the vanity of our education,
+ the end of which is not to render us good and wise, but learned, and she
+ has obtained it. She has not taught us to follow and embrace virtue and
+ prudence, but she has imprinted in us their derivation and etymology; we
+ know how to decline Virtue, if we know not how to love it; if we do not
+ know what prudence is really and in effect, and by experience, we have it
+ however by jargon and heart: we are not content to know the extraction,
+ kindred, and alliances of our neighbours; we desire, moreover, to have
+ them our friends and to establish a correspondence and intelligence with
+ them; but this education of ours has taught us definitions, divisions, and
+ partitions of virtue, as so many surnames and branches of a genealogy,
+ without any further care of establishing any familiarity or intimacy
+ betwixt her and us. It has culled out for our initiatory instruction not
+ such books as contain the soundest and truest opinions, but those that
+ speak the best Greek and Latin, and by their fine words has instilled into
+ our fancy the vainest humours of antiquity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A good education alters the judgment and manners; as it happened to
+ Polemon, a lewd and debauched young Greek, who going by chance to hear one
+ of Xenocrates’ lectures, did not only observe the eloquence and
+ learning of the reader, and not only brought away, the knowledge of some
+ fine matter, but a more manifest and more solid profit, which was the
+ sudden change and reformation of his former life. Whoever found such an
+ effect of our discipline?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Faciasne, quod olim
+ Mutatus Polemon? ponas insignia morbi
+ Fasciolas, cubital, focalia; potus ut ille
+ Dicitur ex collo furtim carpsisse coronas,
+ Postquam est impransi correptus voce magistri?”
+
+ [“Will you do what reformed Polemon did of old? will you lay aside
+ the joys of your disease, your garters, capuchin, muffler, as he in
+ his cups is said to have secretly torn off his garlands from his
+ neck when he heard what that temperate teacher said?”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., ii. 3, 253]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ That seems to me to be the least contemptible condition of men, which by
+ its plainness and simplicity is seated in the lowest degree, and invites
+ us to a more regular course. I find the rude manners and language of
+ country people commonly better suited to the rule and prescription of true
+ philosophy, than those of our philosophers themselves:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Plus sapit vulgus, quia tantum, quantum opus est, sapit.”
+
+ [“The vulgar are so much the wiser, because they only know what
+ is needful for them to know.”&mdash;Lactantms, Instit. Div., iii. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The most remarkable men, as I have judged by outward appearance (for to
+ judge of them according to my own method, I must penetrate a great deal
+ deeper), for soldiers and military conduct, were the Duc de Guise, who
+ died at Orleans, and the late Marshal Strozzi; and for men of great
+ ability and no common virtue, Olivier and De l’Hospital, Chancellors
+ of France. Poetry, too, in my opinion, has flourished in this age of ours;
+ we have abundance of very good artificers in the trade: D’Aurat,
+ Beza, Buchanan, L’Hospital, Montdore, Turnebus; as to the French
+ poets, I believe they raised their art to the highest pitch to which it
+ can ever arrive; and in those parts of it wherein Ronsard and Du Bellay
+ excel, I find them little inferior to the ancient perfection. Adrian
+ Turnebus knew more, and what he did know, better than any man of his time,
+ or long before him. The lives of the last Duke of Alva, and of our
+ Constable de Montmorency, were both of them great and noble, and that had
+ many rare resemblances of fortune; but the beauty and glory of the death
+ of the last, in the sight of Paris and of his king, in their service,
+ against his nearest relations, at the head of an army through his conduct
+ victorious, and by a sudden stroke, in so extreme old age, merits methinks
+ to be recorded amongst the most remarkable events of our times. As also
+ the constant goodness, sweetness of manners, and conscientious facility of
+ Monsieur de la Noue, in so great an injustice of armed parties (the true
+ school of treason, inhumanity, and robbery), wherein he always kept up the
+ reputation of a great and experienced captain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have taken a delight to publish in several places the hopes I have of
+ Marie de Gournay le Jars,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [She was adopted by him in 1588. See Leon Feugere’s Mademoiselle
+ de Gournay: ‘Etude sur sa Vie et ses Ouvrages’.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ my adopted daughter; and certainly beloved by me more than paternally, and
+ enveloped in my retirement and solitude as one of the best parts of my own
+ being: I have no longer regard to anything in this world but her. And if a
+ man may presage from her youth, her soul will one day be capable of very
+ great things; and amongst others, of the perfection of that sacred
+ friendship, to which we do not read that any of her sex could ever yet
+ arrive; the sincerity and solidity of her manners are already sufficient
+ for it, and her affection towards me more than superabundant, and such, in
+ short, as that there is nothing more to be wished, if not that the
+ apprehension she has of my end, being now five-and-fifty years old, might
+ not so much afflict her. The judgment she made of my first Essays, being a
+ woman, so young, and in this age, and alone in her own country; and the
+ famous vehemence wherewith she loved me, and desired my acquaintance
+ solely from the esteem she had thence of me, before she ever saw my face,
+ is an incident very worthy of consideration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Other virtues have had little or no credit in this age; but valour is
+ become popular by our civil wars; and in this, we have souls brave even to
+ perfection, and in so great number that the choice is impossible to make.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is all of extraordinary and uncommon grandeur that has hitherto
+ arrived at my knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XVIII&mdash;&mdash;OF GIVING THE LIE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Well, but some one will say to me, this design of making a man’s
+ self the subject of his writing, were indeed excusable in rare and famous
+ men, who by their reputation had given others a curiosity to be fully
+ informed of them. It is most true, I confess and know very well, that a
+ mechanic will scarce lift his eyes from his work to look at an ordinary
+ man, whereas a man will forsake his business and his shop to stare at an
+ eminent person when he comes into a town. It misbecomes any other to give
+ his own character, but him who has qualities worthy of imitation, and
+ whose life and opinions may serve for example: Caesar and Xenophon had a
+ just and solid foundation whereon to found their narrations, the greatness
+ of their own performances; and were to be wished that we had the journals
+ of Alexander the Great, the commentaries that Augustus, Cato, Sylla,
+ Brutus, and others left of their actions; of such persons men love and
+ contemplate the very statues even in copper and marble. This remonstrance
+ is very true; but it very little concerns me:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non recito cuiquam, nisi amicis, idque coactus;
+ Non ubivis, coramve quibuslibet, in medio qui
+ Scripta foro recitant, sunt multi, quique lavantes.”
+
+ [“I repeat my poems only to my friends, and when bound to do so;
+ not before every one and everywhere; there are plenty of reciters
+ in the open market-place and at the baths.”&mdash;Horace, sat. i. 4, 73.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not here form a statue to erect in the great square of a city, in a
+ church, or any public place:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non equidem hoc studeo, bullatis ut mihi nugis,
+ Pagina turgescat......
+ Secreti loquimur:”
+
+ [“I study not to make my pages swell with empty trifles;
+ you and I are talking in private.”&mdash;Persius, Sat., v. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis for some corner of a library, or to entertain a neighbour, a
+ kinsman, a friend, who has a mind to renew his acquaintance and
+ familiarity with me in this image of myself. Others have been encouraged
+ to speak of themselves, because they found the subject worthy and rich; I,
+ on the contrary, am the bolder, by reason the subject is so poor and
+ sterile that I cannot be suspected of ostentation. I judge freely of the
+ actions of others; I give little of my own to judge of, because they are
+ nothing: I do not find so much good in myself, that I cannot tell it
+ without blushing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What contentment would it not be to me to hear any one thus relate to me
+ the manners, faces, countenances, the ordinary words and fortunes of my
+ ancestors? how attentively should I listen to it! In earnest, it would be
+ evil nature to despise so much as the pictures of our friends and
+ predecessors, the fashion of their clothes and arms. I preserve their
+ writing, seal, and a particular sword they wore, and have not thrown the
+ long staves my father used to carry in his hand, out of my closet.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Paterna vestis, et annulus, tanto charior est
+ posteris, quanto erga parentes major affectus.”
+
+ [“A father’s garment and ring is by so much dearer to his posterity,
+ as there is the greater affection towards parents.”
+ &mdash;St. Aug., De Civat. Dei, i. 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If my posterity, nevertheless, shall be of another mind, I shall be
+ avenged on them; for they cannot care less for me than I shall then do for
+ them. All the traffic that I have in this with the public is, that I
+ borrow their utensils of writing, which are more easy and most at hand;
+ and in recompense shall, peradventure, keep a pound of butter in the
+ market from melting in the sun:&mdash;[Montaigne semi-seriously speculates
+ on the possibility of his MS. being used to wrap up butter.]
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ne toga cordyllis, ne penula desit olivis;
+ Et laxas scombris saepe dabo tunicas;”
+
+ [“Let not wrappers be wanting to tunny-fish, nor olives;
+ and I shall supply loose coverings to mackerel.”
+ &mdash;Martial, xiii. I, I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And though nobody should read me, have I wasted time in entertaining
+ myself so many idle hours in so pleasing and useful thoughts? In moulding
+ this figure upon myself, I have been so often constrained to temper and
+ compose myself in a right posture, that the copy is truly taken, and has
+ in some sort formed itself; painting myself for others, I represent myself
+ in a better colouring than my own natural complexion. I have no more made
+ my book than my book has made me: ‘tis a book consubstantial with
+ the author, of a peculiar design, a parcel of my life, and whose business
+ is not designed for others, as that of all other books is. In giving
+ myself so continual and so exact an account of myself, have I lost my
+ time? For they who sometimes cursorily survey themselves only, do not so
+ strictly examine themselves, nor penetrate so deep, as he who makes it his
+ business, his study, and his employment, who intends a lasting record,
+ with all his fidelity, and with all his force: The most delicious
+ pleasures digested within, avoid leaving any trace of themselves, and
+ avoid the sight not only of the people, but of any other person. How often
+ has this work diverted me from troublesome thoughts? and all that are
+ frivolous should be reputed so. Nature has presented us with a large
+ faculty of entertaining ourselves alone; and often calls us to it, to
+ teach us that we owe ourselves in part to society, but chiefly and mostly
+ to ourselves. That I may habituate my fancy even to meditate in some
+ method and to some end, and to keep it from losing itself and roving at
+ random, ‘tis but to give to body and to record all the little
+ thoughts that present themselves to it. I give ear to my whimsies, because
+ I am to record them. It often falls out, that being displeased at some
+ action that civility and reason will not permit me openly to reprove, I
+ here disgorge myself, not without design of public instruction: and also
+ these poetical lashes,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Zon zur l’oeil, ion sur le groin,
+ Zon zur le dos du Sagoin,”
+
+ [“A slap on his eye, a slap on his snout, a slap on Sagoin’s
+ back.”&mdash;Marot. Fripelippes, Valet de Marot a Sagoin.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ imprint themselves better upon paper than upon the flesh. What if I listen
+ to books a little more attentively than ordinary, since I watch if I can
+ purloin anything that may adorn or support my own? I have not at all
+ studied to make a book; but I have in some sort studied because I had made
+ it; if it be studying to scratch and pinch now one author, and then
+ another, either by the head or foot, not with any design to form opinions
+ from them, but to assist, second, and fortify those I already have
+ embraced. But whom shall we believe in the report he makes of himself in
+ so corrupt an age? considering there are so few, if, any at all, whom we
+ can believe when speaking of others, where there is less interest to lie.
+ The first thing done in the corruption of manners is banishing truth; for,
+ as Pindar says, to be true is the beginning of a great virtue, and the
+ first article that Plato requires in the governor of his Republic. The
+ truth of these days is not that which really is, but what every man
+ persuades another man to believe; as we generally give the name of money
+ not only to pieces of the dust alloy, but even to the false also, if they
+ will pass. Our nation has long been reproached with this vice; for
+ Salvianus of Marseilles, who lived in the time of the Emperor Valentinian,
+ says that lying and forswearing themselves is with the French not a vice,
+ but a way of speaking. He who would enhance this testimony, might say that
+ it is now a virtue in them; men form and fashion themselves to it as to an
+ exercise of honour; for dissimulation is one of the most notable qualities
+ of this age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have often considered whence this custom that we so religiously observe
+ should spring, of being more highly offended with the reproach of a vice
+ so familiar to us than with any other, and that it should be the highest
+ insult that can in words be done us to reproach us with a lie. Upon
+ examination, I find that it is natural most to defend the defects with
+ which we are most tainted. It seems as if by resenting and being moved at
+ the accusation, we in some sort acquit ourselves of the fault; though we
+ have it in effect, we condemn it in outward appearance. May it not also be
+ that this reproach seems to imply cowardice and feebleness of heart? of
+ which can there be a more manifest sign than to eat a man’s own
+ words&mdash;nay, to lie against a man’s own knowledge? Lying is a
+ base vice; a vice that one of the ancients portrays in the most odious
+ colours when he says, “that it is to manifest a contempt of God, and
+ withal a fear of men.” It is not possible more fully to represent
+ the horror, baseness, and irregularity of it; for what can a man imagine
+ more hateful and contemptible than to be a coward towards men, and valiant
+ against his Maker? Our intelligence being by no other way communicable to
+ one another but by a particular word, he who falsifies that betrays public
+ society. ‘Tis the only way by which we communicate our thoughts and
+ wills; ‘tis the interpreter of the soul, and if it deceive us, we no
+ longer know nor have further tie upon one another; if that deceive us, it
+ breaks all our correspondence, and dissolves all the ties of government.
+ Certain nations of the newly discovered Indies (I need not give them
+ names, seeing they are no more; for, by wonderful and unheardof example,
+ the desolation of that conquest has extended to the utter abolition of
+ names and the ancient knowledge of places) offered to their gods human
+ blood, but only such as was drawn from the tongue and ears, to expiate for
+ the sin of lying, as well heard as pronounced. That good fellow of Greece&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Life of Lysander, c. 4.]&mdash;said that children are amused with toys and
+ men with words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to our diverse usages of giving the lie, and the laws of honour in that
+ case, and the alteration they have received, I defer saying what I know of
+ them to another time, and shall learn, if I can, in the meanwhile, at what
+ time the custom took beginning of so exactly weighing and measuring words,
+ and of making our honour interested in them; for it is easy to judge that
+ it was not anciently amongst the Romans and Greeks. And it has often
+ seemed to me strange to see them rail at and give one another the lie
+ without any quarrel. Their laws of duty steered some other course than
+ ours. Caesar is sometimes called thief, and sometimes drunkard, to his
+ teeth. We see the liberty of invective they practised upon one another, I
+ mean the greatest chiefs of war of both nations, where words are only
+ revenged with words, and do not proceed any farther.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIX&mdash;&mdash;OF LIBERTY OF CONSCIENCE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis usual to see good intentions, if carried on without moderation,
+ push men on to very vicious effects. In this dispute which has at this
+ time engaged France in a civil war, the better and the soundest cause no
+ doubt is that which maintains the ancient religion and government of the
+ kingdom. Nevertheless, amongst the good men of that party (for I do not
+ speak of those who only make a pretence of it, either to execute their own
+ particular revenges or to gratify their avarice, or to conciliate the
+ favour of princes, but of those who engage in the quarrel out of true zeal
+ to religion and a holy desire to maintain the peace and government of
+ their country), of these, I say, we see many whom passion transports
+ beyond the bounds of reason, and sometimes inspires with counsels that are
+ unjust and violent, and, moreover, rash.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is certain that in those first times, when our religion began to gain
+ authority with the laws, zeal armed many against all sorts of pagan books,
+ by which the learned suffered an exceeding great loss, a disorder that I
+ conceive to have done more prejudice to letters than all the flames of the
+ barbarians. Of this Cornelius Tacitus is a very good testimony; for though
+ the Emperor Tacitus, his kinsman, had, by express order, furnished all the
+ libraries in the world with it, nevertheless one entire copy could not
+ escape the curious examination of those who desired to abolish it for only
+ five or six idle clauses that were contrary to our belief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They had also the trick easily to lend undue praises to all the emperors
+ who made for us, and universally to condemn all the actions of those who
+ were adversaries, as is evidently manifest in the Emperor Julian, surnamed
+ the Apostate,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [The character of the Emperor Julian was censured, when Montaigne
+ was at Rome in 1581, by the Master of the Sacred Palace, who,
+ however, as Montaigne tells us in his journal (ii. 35), referred it
+ to his conscience to alter what he should think in bad taste. This
+ Montaigne did not do, and this chapter supplied Voltaire with the
+ greater part of the praises he bestowed upon the Emperor.&mdash;Leclerc.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ who was, in truth, a very great and rare man, a man in whose soul
+ philosophy was imprinted in the best characters, by which he professed to
+ govern all his actions; and, in truth, there is no sort of virtue of which
+ he has not left behind him very notable examples: in chastity (of which
+ the whole of his life gave manifest proof) we read the same of him that
+ was said of Alexander and Scipio, that being in the flower of his age, for
+ he was slain by the Parthians at one-and-thirty, of a great many very
+ beautiful captives, he would not so much as look upon one. As to his
+ justice, he took himself the pains to hear the parties, and although he
+ would out of curiosity inquire what religion they were of, nevertheless,
+ the antipathy he had to ours never gave any counterpoise to the balance.
+ He made himself several good laws, and repealed a great part of the
+ subsidies and taxes levied by his predecessors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have two good historians who were eyewitnesses of his actions: one of
+ whom, Marcellinus, in several places of his history sharply reproves an
+ edict of his whereby he interdicted all Christian rhetoricians and
+ grammarians to keep school or to teach, and says he could wish that act of
+ his had been buried in silence: it is probable that had he done any more
+ severe thing against us, he, so affectionate as he was to our party, would
+ not have passed it over in silence. He was indeed sharp against us, but
+ yet no cruel enemy; for our own people tell this story of him, that one
+ day, walking about the city of Chalcedon, Maris, bishop of the place; was
+ so bold as to tell him that he was impious, and an enemy to Christ, at
+ which, they say, he was no further moved than to reply, “Go, poor
+ wretch, and lament the loss of thy eyes,” to which the bishop
+ replied again, “I thank Jesus Christ for taking away my sight, that
+ I may not see thy impudent visage,” affecting in that, they say, a
+ philosophical patience. But this action of his bears no comparison to the
+ cruelty that he is said to have exercised against us. “He was,”
+ says Eutropius, my other witness, “an enemy to Christianity, but
+ without putting his hand to blood.” And, to return to his justice,
+ there is nothing in that whereof he can be accused, the severity excepted
+ he practised in the beginning of his reign against those who had followed
+ the party of Constantius, his predecessor. As to his sobriety, he lived
+ always a soldier-like life; and observed a diet and routine, like one that
+ prepared and inured himself to the austerities of war. His vigilance was
+ such, that he divided the night into three or four parts, of which the
+ least was dedicated to sleep; the rest was spent either in visiting the
+ state of his army and guards in person, or in study; for amongst other
+ rare qualities, he was very excellent in all sorts of learning. ‘Tis
+ said of Alexander the Great, that being in bed, for fear lest sleep should
+ divert him from his thoughts and studies, he had always a basin set by his
+ bedside, and held one of his hands out with a ball of copper in it, to the
+ end, that, beginning to fall asleep, and his fingers leaving their hold,
+ the ball by falling into the basin, might awake him. But the other had his
+ soul so bent upon what he had a mind to do, and so little disturbed with
+ fumes by reason of his singular abstinence, that he had no need of any
+ such invention. As to his military experience, he was excellent in all the
+ qualities of a great captain, as it was likely he should, being almost all
+ his life in a continual exercise of war, and most of that time with us in
+ France, against the Germans and Franks: we hardly read of any man who ever
+ saw more dangers, or who made more frequent proofs of his personal valour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His death has something in it parallel with that of Epaminondas, for he
+ was wounded with an arrow, and tried to pull it out, and had done so, but
+ that, being edged, it cut and disabled his hand. He incessantly called out
+ that they should carry him again into the heat of the battle, to encourage
+ his soldiers, who very bravely disputed the fight without him, till night
+ parted the armies. He stood obliged to his philosophy for the singular
+ contempt he had for his life and all human things. He had a firm belief of
+ the immortality of souls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In matter of religion he was wrong throughout, and was surnamed the
+ Apostate for having relinquished ours: nevertheless, the opinion seems to
+ me more probable, that he had never thoroughly embraced it, but had
+ dissembled out of obedience to the laws, till he came to the empire. He
+ was in his own so superstitious, that he was laughed at for it by those of
+ his own time, of the same opinion, who jeeringly said, that had he got the
+ victory over the Parthians, he had destroyed the breed of oxen in the
+ world to supply his sacrifices. He was, moreover, besotted with the art of
+ divination, and gave authority to all sorts of predictions. He said,
+ amongst other things at his death, that he was obliged to the gods, and
+ thanked them, in that they would not cut him off by surprise, having long
+ before advertised him of the place and hour of his death, nor by a mean
+ and unmanly death, more becoming lazy and delicate people; nor by a death
+ that was languishing, long, and painful; and that they had thought him
+ worthy to die after that noble manner, in the progress of his victories,
+ in the flower of his glory. He had a vision like that of Marcus Brutus,
+ that first threatened him in Gaul, and afterward appeared to him in Persia
+ just before his death. These words that some make him say when he felt
+ himself wounded: “Thou hast overcome, Nazarene”; or as others,
+ “Content thyself, Nazarene”; would hardly have been omitted,
+ had they been believed, by my witnesses, who, being present in the army,
+ have set down to the least motions and words of his end; no more than
+ certain other miracles that are reported about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And to return to my subject, he long nourished, says Marcellinus, paganism
+ in his heart; but all his army being Christians, he durst not own it. But
+ in the end, seeing himself strong enough to dare to discover himself, he
+ caused the temples of the gods to be thrown open, and did his uttermost to
+ set on foot and to encourage idolatry. Which the better to effect, having
+ at Constantinople found the people disunited, and also the prelates of the
+ church divided amongst themselves, having convened them all before him, he
+ earnestly admonished them to calm those civil dissensions, and that every
+ one might freely, and without fear, follow his own religion. Which he the
+ more sedulously solicited, in hope that this licence would augment the
+ schisms and factions of their division, and hinder the people from
+ reuniting, and consequently fortifying themselves against him by their
+ unanimous intelligence and concord; having experienced by the cruelty of
+ some Christians, that there is no beast in the world so much to be feared
+ by man as man; these are very nearly his words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Wherein this is very worthy of consideration, that the Emperor Julian made
+ use of the same receipt of liberty of conscience to inflame the civil
+ dissensions that our kings do to extinguish them. So that a man may say on
+ one side, that to give the people the reins to entertain every man his own
+ opinion, is to scatter and sow division, and, as it were, to lend a hand
+ to augment it, there being no legal impediment or restraint to stop or
+ hinder their career; but, on the other side, a man may also say, that to
+ give the people the reins to entertain every man his own opinion, is to
+ mollify and appease them by facility and toleration, and to dull the point
+ which is whetted and made sharper by singularity, novelty, and difficulty:
+ and I think it is better for the honour of the devotion of our kings, that
+ not having been able to do what they would, they have made a show of being
+ willing to do what they could.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XX&mdash;&mdash;THAT WE TASTE NOTHING PURE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The feebleness of our condition is such that things cannot, in their
+ natural simplicity and purity, fall into our use; the elements that we
+ enjoy are changed, and so ‘tis with metals; and gold must be debased
+ with some other matter to fit it for our service. Neither has virtue, so
+ simple as that which Aristo, Pyrrho, and also the Stoics, made the end of
+ life; nor the Cyrenaic and Aristippic pleasure, been without mixture
+ useful to it. Of the pleasure and goods that we enjoy, there is not one
+ exempt from some mixture of ill and inconvenience:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Medio de fonte leporum,
+ Surgit amari aliquid, quod in ipsis fioribus angat.”
+
+ [“From the very fountain of our pleasure, something rises that is
+ bitter, which even in flowers destroys.”&mdash;Lucretius, iv. 1130.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our extremest pleasure has some sort of groaning and complaining in it;
+ would you not say that it is dying of pain? Nay, when we frame the image
+ of it in its full excellence, we stuff it with sickly and painful epithets
+ and qualities, languor, softness, feebleness, faintness, ‘morbidezza’:
+ a great testimony of their consanguinity and consubstantiality. The most
+ profound joy has more of severity than gaiety, in it. The highest and
+ fullest contentment offers more of the grave than of the merry:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipsa felicitas, se nisi temperat, premit.”
+
+ [“Even felicity, unless it moderate itself, oppresses?”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep. 74.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Pleasure chews and grinds us; according to the old Greek verse, which says
+ that the gods sell us all the goods they give us; that is to say, that
+ they give us nothing pure and perfect, and that we do not purchase but at
+ the price of some evil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Labour and pleasure, very unlike in nature, associate, nevertheless, by I
+ know not what natural conjunction. Socrates says, that some god tried to
+ mix in one mass and to confound pain and pleasure, but not being able to
+ do it; he bethought him at least to couple them by the tail. Metrodorus
+ said, that in sorrow there is some mixture of pleasure. I know not whether
+ or no he intended anything else by that saying; but for my part, I am of
+ opinion that there is design, consent, and complacency in giving a man’s
+ self up to melancholy. I say, that besides ambition, which may also have a
+ stroke in the business, there is some shadow of delight and delicacy which
+ smiles upon and flatters us even in the very lap of melancholy. Are there
+ not some constitutions that feed upon it?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Est quaedam flere voluptas;”
+
+ [“‘Tis a certain kind of pleasure to weep.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., iv. 3, 27.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and one Attalus in Seneca says, that the memory of our lost friends is as
+ grateful to us, as bitterness in wine, when too old, is to the palate:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Minister vetuli, puer, Falerni
+ Inger’ mi calices amariores”&mdash;
+
+ [“Boy, when you pour out old Falernian wine, the bitterest put
+ into my bowl.”&mdash;Catullus, xxvii. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and as apples that have a sweet tartness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nature discovers this confusion to us; painters hold that the same motions
+ and grimaces of the face that serve for weeping; serve for laughter too;
+ and indeed, before the one or the other be finished, do but observe the
+ painter’s manner of handling, and you will be in doubt to which of
+ the two the design tends; and the extreme of laughter does at last bring
+ tears:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nullum sine auctoramento malum est.”
+
+ [“No evil is without its compensation.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 69.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When I imagine man abounding with all the conveniences that are to be
+ desired (let us put the case that all his members were always seized with
+ a pleasure like that of generation, in its most excessive height) I feel
+ him melting under the weight of his delight, and see him utterly unable to
+ support so pure, so continual, and so universal a pleasure. Indeed, he is
+ running away whilst he is there, and naturally makes haste to escape, as
+ from a place where he cannot stand firm, and where he is afraid of
+ sinking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I religiously confess myself to myself, I find that the best virtue I
+ have has in it some tincture of vice; and I am afraid that Plato, in his
+ purest virtue (I, who am as sincere and loyal a lover of virtue of that
+ stamp as any other whatever), if he had listened and laid his ear close to
+ himself and he did so no doubt&mdash;would have heard some jarring note of
+ human mixture, but faint and only perceptible to himself. Man is wholly
+ and throughout but patch and motley. Even the laws of justice themselves
+ cannot subsist without mixture of injustice; insomuch that Plato says,
+ they undertake to cut off the hydra’s head, who pretend to clear the
+ law of all inconveniences:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omne magnum exemplum habet aliquid ex iniquo,
+ quod contra singulos utilitate publics rependitur,”
+
+ [“Every great example has in it some mixture of injustice, which
+ recompenses the wrong done to particular men by the public utility.”
+ &mdash;Annals, xiv. 44.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ says Tacitus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is likewise true, that for the use of life and the service of public
+ commerce, there may be some excesses in the purity and perspicacity of our
+ minds; that penetrating light has in it too much of subtlety and
+ curiosity: we must a little stupefy and blunt them to render them more
+ obedient to example and practice, and a little veil and obscure them, the
+ better to proportion them to this dark and earthly life. And therefore
+ common and less speculative souls are found to be more proper for and more
+ successful in the management of affairs, and the elevated and exquisite
+ opinions of philosophy unfit for business. This sharp vivacity of soul,
+ and the supple and restless volubility attending it, disturb our
+ negotiations. We are to manage human enterprises more superficially and
+ roughly, and leave a great part to fortune; it is not necessary to examine
+ affairs with so much subtlety and so deep: a man loses himself in the
+ consideration of many contrary lustres, and so many various forms:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Volutantibus res inter se pugnantes, obtorpuerunt.... animi.”
+
+ [“Whilst they considered of things so indifferent in themselves,
+ they were astonished, and knew not what to do.”&mdash;Livy, xxxii. 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis what the ancients say of Simonides, that by reason his
+ imagination suggested to him, upon the question King Hiero had put to him&mdash;[What
+ God was.&mdash;Cicero, De Nat. Deor., i. 22.]&mdash;(to answer which he
+ had had many days for thought), several sharp and subtle considerations,
+ whilst he doubted which was the most likely, he totally despaired of the
+ truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who dives into and in his inquisition comprehends all circumstances and
+ consequences, hinders his election: a little engine well handled is
+ sufficient for executions, whether of less or greater weight. The best
+ managers are those who can worst give account how they are so; while the
+ greatest talkers, for the most part, do nothing to purpose; I know one of
+ this sort of men, and a most excellent discourser upon all sorts of good
+ husbandry, who has miserably let a hundred thousand livres yearly revenue
+ slip through his hands; I know another who talks, who better advises than
+ any man of his counsel, and there is not in the world a fairer show of
+ soul and understanding than he has; nevertheless, when he comes to the
+ test, his servants find him quite another thing; not to make any mention
+ of his misfortunes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXI&mdash;&mdash;AGAINST IDLENESS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The Emperor Vespasian, being sick of the disease whereof he died, did not
+ for all that neglect to inquire after the state of the empire, and even in
+ bed continually despatched very many affairs of great consequence; for
+ which, being reproved by his physician, as a thing prejudicial to his
+ health, “An emperor,” said he, “must die standing.”
+ A fine saying, in my opinion, and worthy a great prince. The Emperor
+ Adrian since made use of the same words, and kings should be often put in
+ mind of them, to make them know that the great office conferred upon them
+ of the command of so many men, is not an employment of ease; and that
+ there is nothing can so justly disgust a subject, and make him unwilling
+ to expose himself to labour and danger for the service of his prince, than
+ to see him, in the meantime, devoted to his ease and frivolous amusement,
+ and to be solicitous of his preservation who so much neglects that of his
+ people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever will take upon him to maintain that ‘tis better for a prince
+ to carry on his wars by others, than in his own person, fortune will
+ furnish him with examples enough of those whose lieutenants have brought
+ great enterprises to a happy issue, and of those also whose presence has
+ done more hurt than good: but no virtuous and valiant prince can with
+ patience endure so dishonourable councils. Under colour of saving his
+ head, like the statue of a saint, for the happiness of his kingdom, they
+ degrade him from and declare him incapable of his office, which is
+ military throughout: I know one&mdash;[Probably Henry IV.]&mdash;who had
+ much rather be beaten, than to sleep whilst another fights for him; and
+ who never without jealousy heard of any brave thing done even by his own
+ officers in his absence. And Soliman I. said, with very good reason, in my
+ opinion, that victories obtained without the master were never complete.
+ Much more would he have said that that master ought to blush for shame, to
+ pretend to any share in the honour, having contributed nothing to the
+ work, but his voice and thought; nor even so much as these, considering
+ that in such work as that, the direction and command that deserve honour
+ are only such as are given upon the spot, and in the heat of the business.
+ No pilot performs his office by standing still. The princes of the Ottoman
+ family, the chiefest in the world in military fortune, have warmly
+ embraced this opinion, and Bajazet II., with his son, who swerved from it,
+ spending their time in science and other retired employments, gave great
+ blows to their empire; and Amurath III., now reigning, following their
+ example, begins to find the same. Was it not Edward III., King of England,
+ who said this of our Charles V.: “There never was king who so seldom
+ put on his armour, and yet never king who gave me so much to do.” He
+ had reason to think it strange, as an effect of chance more than of
+ reason. And let those seek out some other to join with them than me, who
+ will reckon the Kings of Castile and Portugal amongst the warlike and
+ magnanimous conquerors, because at the distance of twelve hundred leagues
+ from their lazy abode, by the conduct of their captains, they made
+ themselves masters of both Indies; of which it has to be known if they
+ would have had even the courage to go and in person enjoy them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Emperor Julian said yet further, that a philosopher and a brave man
+ ought not so much as to breathe; that is to say, not to allow any more to
+ bodily necessities than what we cannot refuse; keeping the soul and body
+ still intent and busy about honourable, great, and virtuous things. He was
+ ashamed if any one in public saw him spit, or sweat (which is said by
+ some, also, of the Lacedaemonian young men, and which Xenophon says of the
+ Persian), forasmuch as he conceived that exercise, continual labour, and
+ sobriety, ought to have dried up all those superfluities. What Seneca says
+ will not be unfit for this place; which is, that the ancient Romans kept
+ their youth always standing, and taught them nothing that they were to
+ learn sitting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a generous desire to wish to die usefully and like a man, but
+ the effect lies not so much in our resolution as in our good fortune; a
+ thousand have proposed to themselves in battle, either to overcome or to
+ die, who have failed both in the one and the other, wounds and
+ imprisonment crossing their design and compelling them to live against
+ their will. There are diseases that overthrow even our desires, and our
+ knowledge. Fortune ought not to second the vanity of the Roman legions,
+ who bound themselves by oath, either to overcome or die:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Victor, Marce Fabi, revertar ex acie: si fallo, Jovem patrem,
+ Gradivumque Martem aliosque iratos invoco deos.”
+
+ [“I will return, Marcus Fabius, a conqueror, from the fight:
+ and if I fail, I invoke Father Jove, Mars Gradivus, and the
+ other angry gods.”&mdash;Livy, ii. 45.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Portuguese say that in a certain place of their conquest of the
+ Indies, they met with soldiers who had condemned themselves, with horrible
+ execrations, to enter into no other composition but either to cause
+ themselves to be slain, or to remain victorious; and had their heads and
+ beards shaved in token of this vow. ‘Tis to much purpose for us to
+ hazard ourselves and to be obstinate: it seems as if blows avoided those
+ who present themselves too briskly to them, and do not willingly fall upon
+ those who too willingly seek them, and so defeat them of their design.
+ Such there have been, who, after having tried all ways, not having been
+ able with all their endeavour to obtain the favour of dying by the hand of
+ the enemy, have been constrained, to make good their resolution of
+ bringing home the honour of victory or of losing their lives, to kill
+ themselves even in the heat of battle. Of which there are other examples,
+ but this is one: Philistus, general of the naval army of Dionysius the
+ younger against the Syracusans, presented them battle which was sharply
+ disputed, their forces being equal: in this engagement, he had the better
+ at the first, through his own valour: but the Syracusans drawing about his
+ gally to environ him, after having done great things in his own person to
+ disengage himself and hoping for no relief, with his own hand he took away
+ the life he had so liberally, and in vain, exposed to the enemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mule Moloch, king of Fez, who lately won against Sebastian, king of
+ Portugal, the battle so famous for the death of three kings, and for the
+ transmission of that great kingdom to the crown of Castile, was extremely
+ sick when the Portuguese entered in an hostile manner into his dominions;
+ and from that day forward grew worse and worse, still drawing nearer to
+ and foreseeing his end; yet never did man better employ his own
+ sufficiency more vigorously and bravely than he did upon this occasion. He
+ found himself too weak to undergo the pomp and ceremony of entering. into
+ his camp, which after their manner is very magnificent, and therefore
+ resigned that honour to his brother; but this was all of the office of a
+ general that he resigned; all the rest of greatest utility and necessity
+ he most, exactly and gloriously performed in his own person; his body
+ lying upon a couch, but his judgment and courage upright and firm to his
+ last gasp, and in some sort beyond it. He might have wasted his enemy,
+ indiscreetly advanced into his dominions, without striking a blow; and it
+ was a very unhappy occurrence, that for want of a little life or somebody
+ to substitute in the conduct of this war and the affairs of a troubled
+ state, he was compelled to seek a doubtful and bloody victory, having
+ another by a better and surer way already in his hands. Notwithstanding,
+ he wonderfully managed the continuance of his sickness in consuming the
+ enemy, and in drawing them far from the assistance of the navy and the
+ ports they had on the coast of Africa, even till the last day of his life,
+ which he designedly reserved for this great battle. He arranged his
+ battalions in a circular form, environing the Portuguese army on every
+ side, which round circle coming to close in and to draw up close together,
+ not only hindered them in the conflict (which was very sharp through the
+ valour of the young invading king), considering that they had every way to
+ present a front, but prevented their flight after the defeat, so that
+ finding all passages possessed and shut up by the enemy, they were
+ constrained to close up together again:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Coacerventurque non solum caede, sed etiam fuga,”
+
+ [“Piled up not only in slaughter but in flight.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and there they were slain in heaps upon one another, leaving to the
+ conqueror a very bloody and entire victory. Dying, he caused himself to be
+ carried and hurried from place to place where most need was, and passing
+ along the files, encouraged the captains and soldiers one after another;
+ but a corner of his main battalions being broken, he was not to be held
+ from mounting on horseback with his sword in his hand; he did his utmost
+ to break from those about him, and to rush into the thickest of the
+ battle, they all the while withholding him, some by the bridle, some by
+ his robe, and others by his stirrups. This last effort totally overwhelmed
+ the little life he had left; they again laid him upon his bed; but coming
+ to himself, and starting as it were out of his swoon, all other faculties
+ failing, to give his people notice that they were to conceal his death the
+ most necessary command he had then to give, that his soldiers might not be
+ discouraged (with the news) he expired with his finger upon his mouth, the
+ ordinary sign of keeping silence. Who ever lived so long and so far into
+ death? whoever died so erect, or more like a man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most extreme degree of courageously treating death, and the most
+ natural, is to look upon it not only without astonishment but without
+ care, continuing the wonted course of life even into it, as Cato did, who
+ entertained himself in study, and went to sleep, having a violent and
+ bloody death in his heart, and the weapon in his hand with which he was
+ resolved to despatch himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0078" id="link2HCH0078">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXII&mdash;&mdash;OF POSTING
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I have been none of the least able in this exercise, which is proper for
+ men of my pitch, well-knit and short; but I give it over; it shakes us too
+ much to continue it long. I was at this moment reading, that King Cyrus,
+ the better to have news brought him from all parts of the empire, which
+ was of a vast extent, caused it to be tried how far a horse could go in a
+ day without baiting, and at that distance appointed men, whose business it
+ was to have horses always in readiness, to mount those who were despatched
+ to him; and some say, that this swift way of posting is equal to that of
+ the flight of cranes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Caesar says, that Lucius Vibullius Rufus, being in great haste to carry
+ intelligence to Pompey, rode night and day, still taking fresh horses for
+ the greater diligence and speed; and he himself, as Suetonius reports,
+ travelled a hundred miles a day in a hired coach; but he was a furious
+ courier, for where the rivers stopped his way he passed them by swimming,
+ without turning out of his way to look for either bridge or ford. Tiberius
+ Nero, going to see his brother Drusus, who was sick in Germany, travelled
+ two hundred miles in four-and-twenty hours, having three coaches. In the
+ war of the Romans against King Antiochus, T. Sempronius Gracchus, says
+ Livy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Per dispositos equos prope incredibili celeritate
+ ab Amphissa tertio die Pellam pervenit.”
+
+ [“By pre-arranged relays of horses, he, with an almost incredible
+ speed, rode in three days from Amphissa to Pella.”
+ &mdash;Livy, xxxvii. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And it appears that they were established posts, and not horses purposely
+ laid in upon this occasion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cecina’s invention to send back news to his family was much more
+ quick, for he took swallows along with him from home, and turned them out
+ towards their nests when he would send back any news; setting a mark of
+ some colour upon them to signify his meaning, according to what he and his
+ people had before agreed upon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the theatre at Rome masters of families carried pigeons in their bosoms
+ to which they tied letters when they had a mind to send any orders to
+ their people at home; and the pigeons were trained up to bring back an
+ answer. D. Brutus made use of the same device when besieged in Modena, and
+ others elsewhere have done the same.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Peru they rode post upon men, who took them upon their shoulders in a
+ certain kind of litters made for that purpose, and ran with such agility
+ that, in their full speed, the first couriers transferred their load to
+ the second without making any stop.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I understand that the Wallachians, the grand Signior’s couriers,
+ perform wonderful journeys, by reason they have liberty to dismount the
+ first person they meet upon the road, giving him their own tired horses;
+ and that to preserve themselves from being weary, they gird themselves
+ straight about the middle with a broad girdle; but I could never find any
+ benefit from this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0079" id="link2HCH0079">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXIII&mdash;&mdash;OF ILL MEANS EMPLOYED TO A GOOD END
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is wonderful relation and correspondence in this universal
+ government of the works of nature, which very well makes it appear that it
+ is neither accidental nor carried on by divers masters. The diseases and
+ conditions of our bodies are, in like manner, manifest in states and
+ governments; kingdoms and republics are founded, flourish, and decay with
+ age as we do. We are subject to a repletion of humours, useless and
+ dangerous: whether of those that are good (for even those the physicians
+ are afraid of; and seeing we have nothing in us that is stable, they say
+ that a too brisk and vigorous perfection of health must be abated by art,
+ lest our nature, unable to rest in any certain condition, and not having
+ whither to rise to mend itself, make too sudden and too disorderly a
+ retreat; and therefore prescribe wrestlers to purge and bleed, to qualify
+ that superabundant health), or else a repletion of evil humours, which is
+ the ordinary cause of sickness. States are very often sick of the like
+ repletion, and various sorts of purgations have commonly been applied.
+ Some times a great multitude of families are turned out to clear the
+ country, who seek out new abodes elsewhere and encroach upon others. After
+ this manner our ancient Franks came from the remotest part of Germany to
+ seize upon Gaul, and to drive thence the first inhabitants; so was that
+ infinite deluge of men made up who came into Italy under the conduct of
+ Brennus and others; so the Goths and Vandals, and also the people who now
+ possess Greece, left their native country to go settle elsewhere, where
+ they might have more room; and there are scarce two or three little
+ corners in the world that have not felt the effect of such removals. The
+ Romans by this means erected their colonies; for, perceiving their city to
+ grow immeasurably populous, they eased it of the most unnecessary people,
+ and sent them to inhabit and cultivate the lands conquered by them;
+ sometimes also they purposely maintained wars with some of their enemies,
+ not only to keep their own men in action, for fear lest idleness, the
+ mother of corruption, should bring upon them some worse inconvenience:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et patimur longae pacis mala; saevior armis
+ Luxuria incumbit.”
+
+ [“And we suffer the ills of a long peace; luxury is more pernicious
+ than war.”&mdash;Juvenal, vi. 291.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but also to serve for a blood-letting to their Republic, and a little to
+ evaporate the too vehement heat of their youth, to prune and clear the
+ branches from the stock too luxuriant in wood; and to this end it was that
+ they maintained so long a war with Carthage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the treaty of Bretigny, Edward III., king of England, would not, in the
+ general peace he then made with our king, comprehend the controversy about
+ the Duchy of Brittany, that he might have a place wherein to discharge
+ himself of his soldiers, and that the vast number of English he had
+ brought over to serve him in his expedition here might not return back
+ into England. And this also was one reason why our King Philip consented
+ to send his son John upon a foreign expedition, that he might take along
+ with him a great number of hot young men who were then in his pay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There&mdash;are many in our times who talk at this rate, wishing that this
+ hot emotion that is now amongst us might discharge itself in some
+ neighbouring war, for fear lest all the peccant humours that now reign in
+ this politic body of ours may diffuse themselves farther, keep the fever
+ still in the height, and at last cause our total ruin; and, in truth, a
+ foreign is much more supportable than a civil war, but I do not believe
+ that God will favour so unjust a design as to offend and quarrel with
+ others for our own advantage:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nil mihi tam valde placeat, Rhamnusia virgo,
+ Quod temere invitis suscipiatur heris.”
+
+ [“Rhamnusian virgin, let nothing ever so greatly please me which is
+ taken without justice from the unwilling owners”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxviii. 77.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And yet the weakness of our condition often pushes us upon the necessity
+ of making use of ill means to a good end. Lycurgus, the most perfect
+ legislator that ever was, virtuous and invented this very unjust practice
+ of making the helots, who were their slaves, drunk by force, to the end
+ that the Spartans, seeing them so lost and buried in wine, might abhor the
+ excess of this vice. And yet those were still more to blame who of old
+ gave leave that criminals, to what sort of death soever condemned, should
+ be cut up alive by the physicians, that they might make a true discovery
+ of our inward parts, and build their art upon greater certainty; for, if
+ we must run into excesses, it is more excusable to do it for the health of
+ the soul than that of the body; as the Romans trained up the people to
+ valour and the contempt of dangers and death by those furious spectacles
+ of gladiators and fencers, who, having to fight it out to the last, cut,
+ mangled, and killed one another in their presence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid vesani aliud sibi vult ars impia ludi,
+ Quid mortes juvenum, quid sanguine pasta voluptas?”
+
+ [“What other end does the impious art of the gladiators propose to
+ itself, what the slaughter of young men, what pleasure fed with
+ blood.”&mdash;Prudentius, Contra Symmachum, ii. 643.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and this custom continued till the Emperor Theodosius’ time:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Arripe dilatam tua, dux, in tempora famam,
+ Quodque patris superest, successor laudis habeto
+ Nullus in urbe cadat, cujus sit poena voluptas....
+ Jam solis contenta feris, infamis arena
+ Nulla cruentatis homicidia ludat in armis.”
+
+ [“Prince, take the honours delayed for thy reign, and be successor
+ to thy fathers; henceforth let none at Rome be slain for sport. Let
+ beasts’ blood stain the infamous arena, and no more homicides be
+ there acted.”&mdash;Prudentius, Contra Symmachum, ii. 643.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It was, in truth, a wonderful example, and of great advantage for the
+ training up the people, to see every day before their eyes a hundred; two
+ hundred, nay, a thousand couples of men armed against one another, cut one
+ another to pieces with so great a constancy of courage, that they were
+ never heard to utter so much as one syllable of weakness or commiseration;
+ never seen to turn their backs, nor so much as to make one cowardly step
+ to evade a blow, but rather exposed their necks to the adversary’s
+ sword and presented themselves to receive the stroke; and many of them,
+ when wounded to death, have sent to ask the spectators if they were
+ satisfied with their behaviour, before they lay down to die upon the
+ place. It was not enough for them to fight and to die bravely, but
+ cheerfully too; insomuch that they were hissed and cursed if they made any
+ hesitation about receiving their death. The very girls themselves set them
+ on:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Consurgit ad ictus,
+ Et, quoties victor ferrum jugulo inserit, illa
+ Delicias ait esse suas, pectusque jacentis
+ Virgo modesta jubet converso pollice rumpi.”
+
+ [“The modest virgin is so delighted with the sport, that she
+ applauds the blow, and when the victor bathes his sword in his
+ fellow’s throat, she says it is her pleasure, and with turned thumb
+ orders him to rip up the bosom of the prostrate victim.”
+ &mdash;Prudentius, Contra Symmachum, ii. 617.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The first Romans only condemned criminals to this example: but they
+ afterwards employed innocent slaves in the work, and even freemen too, who
+ sold themselves to this purpose, nay, moreover, senators and knights of
+ Rome, and also women:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nunc caput in mortem vendunt, et funus arena,
+ Atque hostem sibi quisque parat, cum bella quiescunt.”
+
+ [“They sell themselves to death and the circus, and, since the wars
+ are ceased, each for himself a foe prepares.”
+ &mdash;Manilius, Astron., iv. 225.]
+
+ “Hos inter fremitus novosque lusus....
+ Stat sexus rudis insciusque ferri,
+ Et pugnas capit improbus viriles;”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Amidst these tumults and new sports, the tender sex, unskilled in
+ arms, immodestly engaged in manly fights.”
+ &mdash;Statius, Sylv., i. 6, 51.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which I should think strange and incredible, if we were not accustomed
+ every day to see in our own wars many thousands of men of other nations,
+ for money to stake their blood and their lives in quarrels wherein they
+ have no manner of concern.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0080" id="link2HCH0080">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXIV&mdash;&mdash;OF THE ROMAN GRANDEUR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I will only say a word or two of this infinite argument, to show the
+ simplicity of those who compare the pitiful greatness of these times with
+ that of Rome. In the seventh book of Cicero’s Familiar Epistles (and
+ let the grammarians put out that surname of familiar if they please, for
+ in truth it is not very suitable; and they who, instead of familiar, have
+ substituted “ad Familiares,” may gather something to justify
+ them for so doing out of what Suetonius says in the Life of Caesar, that
+ there was a volume of letters of his “ad Familiares “) there
+ is one directed to Caesar, then in Gaul, wherein Cicero repeats these
+ words, which were in the end of another letter that Caesar had written to
+ him: “As to what concerns Marcus Furius, whom you have recommended
+ to me, I will make him king of Gaul, and if you would have me advance any
+ other friend of yours send him to me.” It was no new thing for a
+ simple citizen of Rome, as Caesar then was, to dispose of kingdoms, for he
+ took away that of King Deiotarus from him to give it to a gentleman of the
+ city of Pergamus, called Mithridates; and they who wrote his Life record
+ several cities sold by him; and Suetonius says, that he had once from King
+ Ptolemy three millions and six hundred thousand crowns, which was very
+ like selling him his own kingdom:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tot Galatae, tot Pontus, tot Lydia, nummis.”
+
+ [“So much for Galatia, so much for Pontus,
+ so much for Lydia.”&mdash;Claudius in Eutrop., i. 203.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Marcus Antonius said, that the greatness of the people of Rome was not so
+ much seen in what they took, as in what they gave; and, indeed, some ages
+ before Antonius, they had dethroned one amongst the rest with so wonderful
+ authority, that in all the Roman history I have not observed anything that
+ more denotes the height of their power. Antiochus possessed all Egypt, and
+ was, moreover, ready to conquer Cyprus and other appendages of that
+ empire: when being upon the progress of his victories, C. Popilius came to
+ him from the Senate, and at their first meeting refused to take him by the
+ hand, till he had first read his letters, which after the king had read,
+ and told him he would consider of them, Popilius made a circle about him
+ with his cane, saying:&mdash;“Return me an answer, that I may carry
+ it back to the Senate, before thou stirrest out of this circle.”
+ Antiochus, astonished at the roughness of so positive a command, after a
+ little pause, replied, “I will obey the Senate’s command.”
+ Then Popilius saluted him as friend of the Roman people. To have renounced
+ claim to so great a monarchy, and a course of such successful fortune,
+ from the effects of three lines in writing! Truly he had reason, as he
+ afterwards did, to send the Senate word by his ambassadors, that he had
+ received their order with the same respect as if it had come from the
+ immortal gods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the kingdoms that Augustus gained by the right of war, he either
+ restored to those who had lost them or presented them to strangers. And
+ Tacitus, in reference to this, speaking of Cogidunus, king of England,
+ gives us, by a marvellous touch, an instance of that infinite power: the
+ Romans, says he, were from all antiquity accustomed to leave the kings
+ they had subdued in possession of their kingdoms under their authority.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut haberent instruments servitutis et reges.”
+
+ [“That they might have even kings to be their slaves.”
+ &mdash;Livy, xlv. 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis probable that Solyman, whom we have seen make a gift of Hungary
+ and other principalities, had therein more respect to this consideration
+ than to that he was wont to allege, viz., that he was glutted and
+ overcharged with so many monarchies and so much dominion, as his own
+ valour and that of his ancestors had acquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0081" id="link2HCH0081">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXV&mdash;&mdash;NOT TO COUNTERFEIT BEING SICK
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is an epigram in Martial, and one of the very good ones&mdash;for he
+ has of all sorts&mdash;where he pleasantly tells the story of Caelius,
+ who, to avoid making his court to some great men of Rome, to wait their
+ rising, and to attend them abroad, pretended to have the gout; and the
+ better to colour this anointed his legs, and had them lapped up in a great
+ many swathings, and perfectly counterfeited both the gesture and
+ countenance of a gouty person; till in the end, Fortune did him the
+ kindness to make him one indeed:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quantum curs potest et ars doloris
+ Desiit fingere Caelius podagram.”
+
+ [“How great is the power of counterfeiting pain: Caelius has ceased
+ to feign the gout; he has got it.”&mdash;Martial, Ep., vii. 39, 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I think I have read somewhere in Appian a story like this, of one who to
+ escape the proscriptions of the triumvirs of Rome, and the better to be
+ concealed from the discovery of those who pursued him, having hidden
+ himself in a disguise, would yet add this invention, to counterfeit having
+ but one eye; but when he came to have a little more liberty, and went to
+ take off the plaster he had a great while worn over his eye, he found he
+ had totally lost the sight of it indeed, and that it was absolutely gone.
+ ‘Tis possible that the action of sight was dulled from having been
+ so long without exercise, and that the optic power was wholly retired into
+ the other eye: for we evidently perceive that the eye we keep shut sends
+ some part of its virtue to its fellow, so that it will swell and grow
+ bigger; and so inaction, with the heat of ligatures and, plasters, might
+ very well have brought some gouty humour upon the counterfeiter in
+ Martial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Reading in Froissart the vow of a troop of young English gentlemen, to
+ keep their left eyes bound up till they had arrived in France and
+ performed some notable exploit upon us, I have often been tickled with
+ this thought, that it might have befallen them as it did those others, and
+ they might have returned with but an eye a-piece to their mistresses, for
+ whose sakes they had made this ridiculous vow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mothers have reason to rebuke their children when they counterfeit having
+ but one eye, squinting, lameness, or any other personal defect; for,
+ besides that their bodies being then so tender, may be subject to take an
+ ill bent, fortune, I know not how, sometimes seems to delight in taking us
+ at our word; and I have heard several examples related of people who have
+ become really sick, by only feigning to be so. I have always used, whether
+ on horseback or on foot, to carry a stick in my hand, and even to affect
+ doing it with an elegant air; many have threatened that this fancy would
+ one day be turned into necessity: if so, I should be the first of my
+ family to have the gout.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us a little lengthen this chapter, and add another anecdote
+ concerning blindness. Pliny reports of one who, dreaming he was blind,
+ found himself so indeed in the morning without any preceding infirmity in
+ his eyes. The force of imagination might assist in this case, as I have
+ said elsewhere, and Pliny seems to be of the same opinion; but it is more
+ likely that the motions which the body felt within, of which physicians,
+ if they please, may find out the cause, taking away his sight, were the
+ occasion of his dream.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us add another story, not very improper for this subject, which Seneca
+ relates in one of his epistles: “You know,” says he, writing
+ to Lucilius, “that Harpaste, my wife’s fool, is thrown upon me
+ as an hereditary charge, for I have naturally an aversion to those
+ monsters; and if I have a mind to laugh at a fool, I need not seek him
+ far; I can laugh at myself. This fool has suddenly lost her sight: I tell
+ you a strange, but a very true thing she is not sensible that she is
+ blind, but eternally importunes her keeper to take her abroad, because she
+ says the house is dark. That what we laugh at in her, I pray you to
+ believe, happens to every one of us: no one knows himself to be avaricious
+ or grasping; and, again, the blind call for a guide, while we stray of our
+ own accord. I am not ambitious, we say; but a man cannot live otherwise at
+ Rome; I am not wasteful, but the city requires a great outlay; ‘tis
+ not my fault if I am choleric&mdash;if I have not yet established any
+ certain course of life: ‘tis the fault of youth. Let us not seek our
+ disease out of ourselves; ‘tis in us, and planted in our bowels; and
+ the mere fact that we do not perceive ourselves to be sick, renders us
+ more hard to be cured. If we do not betimes begin to see to ourselves,
+ when shall we have provided for so many wounds and evils wherewith we
+ abound? And yet we have a most sweet and charming medicine in philosophy;
+ for of all the rest we are sensible of no pleasure till after the cure:
+ this pleases and heals at once.” This is what Seneca says, that has
+ carried me from my subject, but there is advantage in the change.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0082" id="link2HCH0082">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXVI&mdash;&mdash;OF THUMBS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Tacitus reports, that amongst certain barbarian kings their manner was,
+ when they would make a firm obligation, to join their right hands close to
+ one another, and intertwist their thumbs; and when, by force of straining
+ the blood, it appeared in the ends, they lightly pricked them with some
+ sharp instrument, and mutually sucked them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Physicians say that the thumbs are the master fingers of the hand, and
+ that their Latin etymology is derived from “pollere.” The
+ Greeks called them ‘Avtixeip’, as who should say, another
+ hand. And it seems that the Latins also sometimes take it in this sense
+ for the whole hand:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sed nec vocibus excitata blandis,
+ Molli pollici nec rogata, surgit.”
+
+ [“Neither to be excited by soft words or by the thumb.”
+ &mdash;Mart., xii. 98, 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It was at Rome a signification of favour to depress and turn in the
+ thumbs:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fautor utroque tuum laudabit pollice ludum:”
+
+ [“Thy patron will applaud thy sport with both thumbs”
+ &mdash;Horace.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and of disfavour to elevate and thrust them outward:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Converso pollice vulgi,
+ Quemlibet occidunt populariter.”
+
+ [“The populace, with inverted thumbs, kill all that
+ come before them.”&mdash;Juvenal, iii. 36]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Romans exempted from war all such as were maimed in the thumbs, as
+ having no more sufficient strength to hold their weapons. Augustus
+ confiscated the estate of a Roman knight who had maliciously cut off the
+ thumbs of two young children he had, to excuse them from going into the
+ armies; and, before him, the Senate, in the time of the Italic war, had
+ condemned Caius Vatienus to perpetual imprisonment, and confiscated all
+ his goods, for having purposely cut off the thumb of his left hand, to
+ exempt himself from that expedition. Some one, I have forgotten who,
+ having won a naval battle, cut off the thumbs of all his vanquished
+ enemies, to render them incapable of fighting and of handling the oar. The
+ Athenians also caused the thumbs of the AEginatans to be cut off, to
+ deprive them of the superiority in the art of navigation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Lacedaemon, pedagogues chastised their scholars by biting their thumbs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXVII&mdash;&mdash;COWARDICE THE MOTHER OF CRUELTY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I have often heard it said that cowardice is the mother of cruelty; and I
+ have found by experience that malicious and inhuman animosity and
+ fierceness are usually accompanied with feminine weakness. I have seen the
+ most cruel people, and upon frivolous occasions, apt to cry. Alexander,
+ the tyrant of Pheres, durst not be a spectator of tragedies in the
+ theatre, for fear lest his citizens should see him weep at the misfortunes
+ of Hecuba and Andromache, who himself without pity caused so many people
+ every day to be murdered. Is it not meanness of spirit that renders them
+ so pliable to all extremities? Valour, whose effect is only to be
+ exercised against resistance&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec nisi bellantis gaudet cervice juvenci”&mdash;
+
+ [“Nor delights in killing a bull unless he resists.”
+ &mdash;Claudius, Ep. ad Hadrianum, v. 39.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ stops when it sees the enemy at its mercy; but pusillanimity, to say that
+ it was also in the game, not having dared to meddle in the first act of
+ danger, takes as its part the second, of blood and massacre. The murders
+ in victories are commonly performed by the rascality and hangers-on of an
+ army, and that which causes so many unheard of cruelties in domestic wars
+ is, that this canaille makes war in imbruing itself up to the elbows in
+ blood, and ripping up a body that lies prostrate at its feet, having no
+ sense of any other valour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et lupus, et turpes instant morientibus ursi,
+ Et quaecunque minor nobilitate fera est:”
+
+ [“Wolves and the filthy bears, and all the baser beasts,
+ fall upon the dying.”&mdash;Ovid, Trist., iii. 5, 35.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ like cowardly dogs, that in the house worry and tear the skins of wild
+ beasts, they durst not come near in the field. What is it in these times
+ of ours that makes our quarrels mortal; and that, whereas our fathers had
+ some degrees of revenge, we now begin with the last in ours, and at the
+ first meeting nothing is to be said but, kill? What is this but cowardice?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every one is sensible that there is more bravery and disdain in subduing
+ an enemy, than in cutting, his throat; and in making him yield, than in
+ putting him to the sword: besides that the appetite of revenge is better
+ satisfied and pleased because its only aim is to make itself felt: And
+ this is the reason why we do not fall upon a beast or a stone when they
+ hurt us, because they are not capable of being sensible of our revenge;
+ and to kill a man is to save him from the injury and offence we intend
+ him. And as Bias cried out to a wicked fellow, “I know that sooner
+ or later thou wilt have thy reward, but I am afraid I shall not see it”;
+ &mdash;[Plutarch, on the Delay in Divine Justice, c. 2.]&mdash;and pitied
+ the Orchomenians that the penitence of Lyciscus for the treason committed
+ against them, came at a season when there was no one remaining alive of
+ those who had been interested in the offence, and whom the pleasure of
+ this penitence should affect: so revenge is to be pitied, when the person
+ on whom it is executed is deprived of means of suffering under it: for as
+ the avenger will look on to enjoy the pleasure of his revenge, so the
+ person on whom he takes revenge should be a spectator too, to be afflicted
+ and to repent. “He will repent it,” we say, and because we
+ have given him a pistol-shot through the head, do we imagine he will
+ repent? On the contrary, if we but observe, we shall find, that he makes
+ mouths at us in falling, and is so far from penitency, that he does not so
+ much as repine at us; and we do him the kindest office of life, which is
+ to make him die insensibly, and soon: we are afterwards to hide ourselves,
+ and to shift and fly from the officers of justice, who pursue us, whilst
+ he is at rest. Killing is good to frustrate an offence to come, not to
+ revenge one that is already past; and more an act of fear than of bravery;
+ of precaution than of courage; of defence than of enterprise. It is
+ manifest that by it we lose both the true end of revenge and the care of
+ our reputation; we are afraid, if he lives he will do us another injury as
+ great as the first; ‘tis not out of animosity to him, but care of
+ thyself, that thou gettest rid of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the kingdom of Narsingah this expedient would be useless to us, where
+ not only soldiers, but tradesmen also, end their differences by the sword.
+ The king never denies the field to any who wish to fight; and when they
+ are persons of quality; he looks on, rewarding the victor with a chain of
+ gold,&mdash;for which any one who pleases may fight with him again, so
+ that, by having come off from one combat, he has engaged himself in many.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If we thought by virtue to be always masters of our enemies, and to
+ triumph over them at pleasure, we should be sorry they should escape from
+ us as they do, by dying: but we have a mind to conquer, more with safety
+ than honour, and, in our quarrel, more pursue the end than the glory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Asnius Pollio, who, as being a worthy man, was the less to be excused,
+ committed a like, error, when, having written a libel against Plancus, he
+ forbore to publish it till he was dead; which is to bite one’s thumb
+ at a blind man, to rail at one who is deaf, to wound a man who has no
+ feeling, rather than to run the hazard of his resentment. And it was also
+ said of him that it was only for hobgoblins to wrestle with the dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who stays to see the author die, whose writings he intends to question,
+ what does he say but that he is weak in his aggressiveness? It was told to
+ Aristotle that some one had spoken ill of him: “Let him do more,”
+ said he; “let him whip me too, provided I am not there.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our fathers contented themselves with revenging an insult with the lie,
+ the lie with a box of the ear, and so forward; they were valiant enough
+ not to fear their adversaries, living and provoked we tremble for fear so
+ soon as we see them on foot. And that this is so, does not our noble
+ practice of these days, equally to prosecute to death both him that has
+ offended us and him we have offended, make it out? ‘Tis also a kind
+ of cowardice that has introduced the custom of having seconds, thirds, and
+ fourths in our duels; they were formerly duels; they are now skirmishes,
+ rencontres, and battles. Solitude was, doubtless, terrible to those who
+ were the first inventors of this practice:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quum in se cuique minimum fiduciae esset,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ for naturally any company whatever is consolatory in danger. Third persons
+ were formerly called in to prevent disorder and foul play only, and to be
+ witness of the fortune of the combat; but now they have brought it to this
+ pass that the witnesses themselves engage; whoever is invited cannot
+ handsomely stand by as an idle spectator, for fear of being suspected
+ either of want of affection or of courage. Besides the injustice and
+ unworthiness of such an action, of engaging other strength and valour in
+ the protection of your honour than your own, I conceive it a disadvantage
+ to a brave man, and who wholly relies upon himself, to shuffle his fortune
+ with that of a second; every one runs hazard enough himself without
+ hazarding for another, and has enough to do to assure himself in his own
+ valour for the defence of his life, without intrusting a thing so dear in
+ a third man’s hand. For, if it be not expressly agreed upon before
+ to the contrary, ‘tis a combined party of all four, and if your
+ second be killed, you have two to deal withal, with good reason; and to
+ say that it is foul play, it is so indeed, as it is, well armed, to attack
+ a man who has but the hilt of a broken sword in his hand, or, clear and
+ untouched, a man who is desperately wounded: but if these be advantages
+ you have got by fighting, you may make use of them without reproach. The
+ disparity and inequality are only weighed and considered from the
+ condition of the combatants when they began; as to the rest, you must take
+ your chance: and though you had, alone, three enemies upon you at once,
+ your two companions being killed, you have no more wrong done you, than I
+ should do in a battle, by running a man through whom I should see engaged
+ with one of our own men, with the like advantage. The nature of society
+ will have it so that where there is troop against troop, as where our Duke
+ of Orleans challenged Henry, king of England, a hundred against a hundred;
+ three hundred against as many, as the Argians against the Lacedaemonians;
+ three to three, as the Horatii against the Curiatii, the multitude on
+ either side is considered but as one single man: the hazard, wherever
+ there is company, being confused and mixed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have a domestic interest in this discourse; for my brother, the Sieur de
+ Mattecoulom, was at Rome asked by a gentleman with whom he had no great
+ acquaintance, and who was a defendant challenged by another, to be his
+ second; in this duel he found himself matched with a gentleman much better
+ known to him. (I would fain have an explanation of these rules of honour,
+ which so often shock and confound those of reason.) After having
+ despatched his man, seeing the two principals still on foot and sound, he
+ ran in to disengage his friend. What could he do less? should he have
+ stood still, and if chance would have ordered it so, have seen him he was
+ come thither to defend killed before his face? what he had hitherto done
+ helped not the business; the quarrel was yet undecided. The courtesy that
+ you can, and certainly ought to shew to your enemy, when you have reduced
+ him to an ill condition and have a great advantage over him, I do not see
+ how you can do it, where the interest of another is concerned, where you
+ are only called in as an assistant, and the quarrel is none of yours: he
+ could neither be just nor courteous, at the hazard of him he was there to
+ serve. And he was therefore enlarged from the prisons of Italy at the
+ speedy and solemn request of our king. Indiscreet nation! we are not
+ content to make our vices and follies known to the world by report only,
+ but we must go into foreign countries, there to show them what fools we
+ are. Put three Frenchmen into the deserts of Libya, they will not live a
+ month together without fighting; so that you would say this peregrination
+ were a thing purposely designed to give foreigners the pleasure of our
+ tragedies, and, for the most part, to such as rejoice and laugh at our
+ miseries. We go into Italy to learn to fence, and exercise the art at the
+ expense of our lives before we have learned it; and yet, by the rule of
+ discipline, we should put the theory before the practice. We discover
+ ourselves to be but learners:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Primitae juvenum miserae, bellique futuri
+ Dura rudimenta.”
+
+ [“Wretched the elementary trials of youth, and hard the
+ rudiments of approaching war.”&mdash;Virgil, AEneid, xi. 156.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I know that fencing is an art very useful to its end (in a duel betwixt
+ two princes, cousin-germans, in Spain, the elder, says Livy, by his skill
+ and dexterity in arms, easily overcoming the greater and more awkward
+ strength of the younger), and of which the knowledge, as I experimentally
+ know, has inspired some with courage above their natural measure; but this
+ is not properly valour, because it supports itself upon address, and is
+ founded upon something besides itself. The honour of combat consists in
+ the jealousy of courage, and not of skill; and therefore I have known a
+ friend of mine, famed as a great master in this exercise, in his quarrels
+ make choice of such arms as might deprive him of this advantage and that
+ wholly depended upon fortune and assurance, that they might not attribute
+ his victory rather to his skill in fencing than his valour. When I was
+ young, gentlemen avoided the reputation of good fencers as injurious to
+ them, and learned to fence with all imaginable privacy as a trade of
+ subtlety, derogating from true and natural valour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non schivar non parar, non ritirarsi,
+ Voglion costor, ne qui destrezza ha parte;
+ Non danno i colpi or finti, or pieni, or scarsi!
+ Toglie l’ira a il furor l’uso de l’arte.
+ Odi le spade orribilmente utarsi
+ A mezzo il ferro; il pie d’orma non parte,
+ Sempre a il pie fermo, a la man sempre in moto;
+ Ne scende taglio in van, ne punta a voto.”
+
+ [“They neither shrank, nor vantage sought of ground,
+ They travers’d not, nor skipt from part to part,
+ Their blows were neither false, nor feigned found:
+ In fight, their rage would let them use no art.
+ Their swords together clash with dreadful sound,
+ Their feet stand fast, and neither stir nor start,
+ They move their hands, steadfast their feet remain.
+ Nor blow nor foin they strook, or thrust in vain.”
+ &mdash;Tasso, Gierus. Lib., c. 12, st. 55, Fairfax’s translation.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Butts, tilting, and barriers, the feint of warlike fights, were the
+ exercises of our forefathers: this other exercise is so much the less
+ noble, as it only respects a private end; that teaches us to destroy one
+ another against law and justice, and that every way always produces very
+ ill effects. It is much more worthy and more becoming to exercise
+ ourselves in things that strengthen than that weaken our government and
+ that tend to the public safety and common glory. The consul, Publius
+ Rutilius, was the first who taught the soldiers to handle their arms with
+ skill, and joined art with valour, not for the rise of private quarrel,
+ but for war and the quarrels of the people of Rome; a popular and civil
+ defence. And besides the example of Caesar, who commanded his men to shoot
+ chiefly at the face of Pompey’s soldiers in the battle of Pharsalia,
+ a thousand other commanders have also bethought them to invent new forms
+ of weapons and new ways of striking and defending, according as occasion
+ should require.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But as Philopoemen condemned wrestling, wherein he excelled, because the
+ preparatives that were therein employed were differing from those that
+ appertain to military discipline, to which alone he conceived men of
+ honour ought wholly to apply themselves; so it seems to me that this
+ address to which we form our limbs, those writhings and motions young men
+ are taught in this new school, are not only of no use, but rather contrary
+ and hurtful to the practice of fight in battle; and also our people
+ commonly make use of particular weapons, and peculiarly designed for duel;
+ and I have seen, when it has been disapproved, that a gentleman challenged
+ to fight with rapier and poignard appeared in the array of a man-at-arms,
+ and that another should take his cloak instead of his poignard. It is
+ worthy of consideration that Laches in Plato, speaking of learning to
+ fence after our manner, says that he never knew any great soldier come out
+ of that school, especially the masters of it: and, indeed, as to them, our
+ experience tells as much. As to the rest, we may at least conclude that
+ they are qualities of no relation or correspondence; and in the education
+ of the children of his government, Plato interdicts the art of boxing,
+ introduced by Amycus and Epeius, and that of wrestling, by Antaeus and
+ Cercyo, because they have another end than to render youth fit for the
+ service of war and contribute nothing to it. But I see that I have
+ somewhat strayed from my theme.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Emperor Mauricius, being advertised by dreams and several prognostics,
+ that one Phocas, an obscure soldier, should kill him, questioned his
+ son-in-law, Philip, who this Phocas was, and what were his nature,
+ qualities, and manners; and so soon as Philip, amongst other things, had
+ told him that he was cowardly and timorous, the emperor immediately
+ concluded then that he was a murderer and cruel. What is it that makes
+ tyrants so sanguinary? ‘Tis only the solicitude for their own
+ safety, and that their faint hearts can furnish them with no other means
+ of securing themselves than in exterminating those who may hurt them, even
+ so much as women, for fear of a scratch:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cuncta ferit, dum cuncta timer.”
+
+ [“He strikes at all who fears all.”
+ &mdash;Claudius, in Eutrop., i. 182.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The first cruelties are exercised for themselves thence springs the fear
+ of a just revenge, which afterwards produces a series of new cruelties, to
+ obliterate one another. Philip, king of Macedon, who had so much to do
+ with the people of Rome, agitated with the horror of so many murders
+ committed by his order, and doubting of being able to keep himself secure
+ from so many families, at divers times mortally injured and offended by
+ him, resolved to seize all the children of those he had caused to be
+ slain, to despatch them daily one after another, and so to establish his
+ own repose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fine matter is never impertinent, however placed; and therefore I, who
+ more consider the weight and utility of what I deliver than its order and
+ connection, need not fear in this place to bring in an excellent story,
+ though it be a little by-the-by; for when they are rich in their own
+ native beauty, and are able to justify themselves, the least end of a hair
+ will serve to draw them into my discourse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst others condemned by Philip, had been one Herodicus, prince of
+ Thessaly; he had, moreover, after him caused his two sons-in-law to be put
+ to death, each leaving a son very young behind him. Theoxena and Archo
+ were their two widows. Theoxena, though highly courted to it, could not be
+ persuaded to marry again: Archo married Poris, the greatest man among the
+ AEnians, and by him had a great many children, whom she, dying, left at a
+ very tender age. Theoxena, moved with a maternal charity towards her
+ nephews, that she might have them under her own eyes and in her own
+ protection, married Poris: when presently comes a proclamation of the king’s
+ edict. This brave-spirited mother, suspecting the cruelty of Philip, and
+ afraid of the insolence of the soldiers towards these charming and tender
+ children was so bold as to declare hat she would rather kill them with her
+ own hands than deliver them. Poris, startled at this protestation,
+ promised her to steal them away, and to transport them to Athens, and
+ there commit them to the custody of some faithful friends of his. They
+ took, therefore, the opportunity of an annual feast which was celebrated
+ at AEnia in honour of AEneas, and thither they went. Having appeared by
+ day at the public ceremonies and banquet, they stole the night following
+ into a vessel laid ready for the purpose, to escape away by sea. The wind
+ proved contrary, and finding themselves in the morning within sight of the
+ land whence they had launched overnight, and being pursued by the guards
+ of the port, Poris perceiving this, laboured all he could to make the
+ mariners do their utmost to escape from the pursuers. But Theoxena,
+ frantic with affection and revenge, in pursuance of her former resolution,
+ prepared both weapons and poison, and exposing them before them; “Go
+ to, my children,” said she, “death is now the only means of
+ your defence and liberty, and shall administer occasion to the gods to
+ exercise their sacred justice: these sharp swords, and these full cups,
+ will open you the way into it; courage, fear nothing! And thou, my son,
+ who art the eldest, take this steel into thy hand, that thou mayest the
+ more bravely die.” The children having on one side so powerful a
+ counsellor, and the enemy at their throats on the other, run all of them
+ eagerly upon what was next to hand; and, half dead, were thrown into the
+ sea. Theoxena, proud of having so gloriously provided for the safety of
+ her children, clasping her arms with great affection about her husband’s
+ neck. “Let us, my friend,” said she, “follow these boys,
+ and enjoy the same sepulchre they do”; and so, having embraced, they
+ threw themselves headlong into the sea; so that the ship was carried&mdash;back
+ without the owners into the harbour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tyrants, at once both to kill and to make their anger felt, have employed
+ their capacity to invent the most lingering deaths. They will have their
+ enemies despatched, but not so fast that they may not have leisure to
+ taste their vengeance. And therein they are mightily perplexed; for if the
+ torments they inflict are violent, they are short; if long, they are not
+ then so painful as they desire; and thus plague themselves in choice of
+ the greatest cruelty. Of this we have a thousand examples in antiquity,
+ and I know not whether we, unawares, do not retain some traces of this
+ barbarity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All that exceeds a simple death appears to me absolute cruelty. Our
+ justice cannot expect that he, whom the fear of dying by being beheaded or
+ hanged will not restrain, should be any more awed by the imagination of a
+ languishing fire, pincers, or the wheel. And I know not, in the meantime,
+ whether we do not throw them into despair; for in what condition can be
+ the soul of a man, expecting four-and-twenty hours together to be broken
+ upon a wheel, or after the old way, nailed to a cross? Josephus relates
+ that in the time of the war the Romans made in Judaea, happening to pass
+ by where they had three days before crucified certain Jews, he amongst
+ them knew three of his own friends, and obtained the favour of having them
+ taken down, of whom two, he says, died; the third lived a great while
+ after.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Chalcondylas, a writer of good credit, in the records he has left behind
+ him of things that happened in his time, and near him, tells us, as of the
+ most excessive torment, of that the Emperor Mohammed very often practised,
+ of cutting off men in the middle by the diaphragm with one blow of a
+ scimitar, whence it followed that they died as it were two deaths at once;
+ and both the one part, says he, and the other, were seen to stir and
+ strive a great while after in very great torment. I do not think there was
+ any great suffering in this motion the torments that are the most dreadful
+ to look on are not always the greatest to endure; and I find those that
+ other historians relate to have been practised by him upon the Epirot
+ lords, are more horrid and cruel, where they were condemned to be flayed
+ alive piecemeal, after so malicious a manner that they continued fifteen
+ days in that misery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And these other two: Croesus, having caused a gentleman, the favourite of
+ his brother Pantaleon, to be seized, carried him into a fuller’s
+ shop, where he caused him to be scratched and carded with the cards and
+ combs belonging to that trade, till he died. George Sechel, chief
+ commander of the peasants of Poland, who committed so many mischiefs under
+ the title of the Crusade, being defeated in battle and taken bu the
+ Vayvode of Transylvania, was three days bound naked upon the rack exposed
+ to all sorts of torments that any one could contrive against him: during
+ which time many other prisoners were kept fasting; in the end, he living
+ and looking on, they made his beloved brother Lucat, for whom alone he
+ entreated, taking on himself the blame of all their evil actions drink his
+ blood, and caused twenty of his most favoured captains to feed upon him,
+ tearing his flesh in pieces with their teeth, and swallowing the morsels.
+ The remainder of his body and his bowels, so soon as he was dead, were
+ boiled, and others of his followers compelled to eat them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXVIII&mdash;&mdash;ALL THINGS HAVE THEIR SEASON
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Such as compare Cato the Censor with the younger Cato, who killed himself,
+ compare two beautiful natures, much resembling one another. The first
+ acquired his reputation several ways, and excels in military exploits and
+ the utility of his public employments; but the virtue of the younger,
+ besides that it were blasphemy to compare any to it in vigour, was much
+ more pure and unblemished. For who could absolve that of the Censor from
+ envy and ambition, having dared to attack the honour of Scipio, a man in
+ goodness and all other excellent qualities infinitely beyond him or any
+ other of his time?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That which they, report of him, amongst other things, that in his extreme
+ old age he put himself upon learning the Greek tongue with so greedy an
+ appetite, as if to quench a long thirst, does not seem to me to make much
+ for his honour; it being properly what we call falling into second
+ childhood. All things have their seasons, even good ones, and I may say my
+ Paternoster out of time; as they accused T. Quintus Flaminius, that being
+ general of an army, he was seen praying apart in the time of a battle that
+ he won.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Imponit finem sapiens et rebus honestis.”
+
+ [“The wise man limits even honest things.”&mdash;Juvenal, vi. 444]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Eudemonidas, seeing Xenocrates when very old, still very intent upon his
+ school lectures: “When will this man be wise,” said he,
+ “if he is yet learning?” And Philopaemen, to those who
+ extolled King Ptolemy for every day inuring his person to the exercise of
+ arms: “It is not,” said he, “commendable in a king of
+ his age to exercise himself in these things; he ought now really to employ
+ them.” The young are to make their preparations, the old to enjoy
+ them, say the sages: and the greatest vice they observe in us is that our
+ desires incessantly grow young again; we are always re-beginning to live.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our studies and desires should sometime be sensible of age; yet we have
+ one foot in the grave and still our appetites and pursuits spring every
+ day anew within us:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tu secanda marmora
+ Locas sub ipsum funus, et, sepulcri
+ Immemor, struis domos.”
+
+ [“You against the time of death have marble cut for use, and,
+ forgetful of the tomb, build houses.”&mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 18, 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The longest of my designs is not of above a year’s extent; I think
+ of nothing now but ending; rid myself of all new hopes and enterprises;
+ take my last leave of every place I depart from, and every day dispossess
+ myself of what I have.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Olim jam nec perit quicquam mihi, nec acquiritur....
+ plus superest viatici quam viae.”
+
+ [“Henceforward I will neither lose, nor expect to get: I have more
+ wherewith to defray my journey, than I have way to go.” (Or):
+ “Hitherto nothing of me has been lost or gained; more remains to pay
+ the way than there is way.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 77. (The sense seems to
+ be that so far he had met his expenses, but that for the future he
+ was likely to have more than he required.)]
+
+ “Vixi, et, quem dederat cursum fortuna, peregi.”
+
+ [“I have lived and finished the career Fortune placed before me.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, iv. 653.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis indeed the only comfort I find in my old age, that it mortifies
+ in me several cares and desires wherewith my life has been disturbed; the
+ care how the world goes, the care of riches, of grandeur, of knowledge, of
+ health, of myself. There are men who are learning to speak at a time when
+ they should learn to be silent for ever. A man may always study, but he
+ must not always go to school what a contemptible thing is an old
+ Abecedarian!&mdash;[Seneca, Ep. 36]
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Diversos diversa juvant; non omnibus annis
+ Omnia conveniunt.”
+
+ [“Various things delight various men; all things are not
+ for all ages.”&mdash;Gall., Eleg., i. 104.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If we must study, let us study what is suitable to our present condition,
+ that we may answer as he did, who being asked to what end he studied in
+ his decrepit age, “that I may go out better,” said he, “and
+ at greater ease.” Such a study was that of the younger Cato, feeling
+ his end approach, and which he met with in Plato’s Discourse of the
+ Eternity of the Soul: not, as we are to believe, that he was not long
+ before furnished with all sorts of provision for such a departure; for of
+ assurance, an established will and instruction, he had more than Plato had
+ in all his writings; his knowledge and courage were in this respect above
+ philosophy; he applied himself to this study, not for the service of his
+ death; but, as a man whose sleeps were never disturbed in the importance
+ of such a deliberation, he also, without choice or change, continued his
+ studies with the other accustomary actions of his life. The night that he
+ was denied the praetorship he spent in play; that wherein he was to die he
+ spent in reading. The loss either of life or of office was all one to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXIX&mdash;&mdash;OF VIRTUE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I find by experience, that there is a good deal to be said betwixt the
+ flights and emotions of the soul or a resolute and constant habit; and
+ very well perceive that there is nothing we may not do, nay, even to the
+ surpassing the Divinity itself, says a certain person, forasmuch as it is
+ more to render a man’s self impassible by his own study and
+ industry, than to be so by his natural condition; and even to be able to
+ conjoin to man’s imbecility and frailty a God-like resolution and
+ assurance; but it is by fits and starts; and in the lives of those heroes
+ of times past there are sometimes miraculous impulses, and that seem
+ infinitely to exceed our natural force; but they are indeed only impulses:
+ and ‘tis hard to believe, that these so elevated qualities in a man
+ can so thoroughly tinct and imbue the soul that they should become
+ ordinary, and, as it were, natural in him. It accidentally happens even to
+ us, who are but abortive births of men, sometimes to launch our souls,
+ when roused by the discourses or examples of others, much beyond their
+ ordinary stretch; but ‘tis a kind of passion which pushes and
+ agitates them, and in some sort ravishes them from themselves: but, this
+ perturbation once overcome, we see that they insensibly flag and slacken
+ of themselves, if not to the lowest degree, at least so as to be no more
+ the same; insomuch as that upon every trivial occasion, the losing of a
+ bird, or the breaking, of a glass, we suffer ourselves to be moved little
+ less than one of the common people. I am of opinion, that order,
+ moderation, and constancy excepted, all things are to be done by a man
+ that is very imperfect and defective in general. Therefore it is, say the
+ Sages, that to make a right judgment of a man, you are chiefly to pry into
+ his common actions, and surprise him in his everyday habit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pyrrho, he who erected so pleasant a knowledge upon ignorance,
+ endeavoured, as all the rest who were really philosophers did, to make his
+ life correspond with his doctrine. And because he maintained the
+ imbecility of human judgment to be so extreme as to be incapable of any
+ choice or inclination, and would have it perpetually wavering and
+ suspended, considering and receiving all things as indifferent, ‘tis
+ said, that he always comforted himself after the same manner and
+ countenance: if he had begun a discourse, he would always end what he had
+ to say, though the person he was speaking to had gone away: if he walked,
+ he never stopped for any impediment that stood in his way, being preserved
+ from precipices, collision with carts, and other like accidents, by the
+ care of his friends: for, to fear or to avoid anything, had been to shock
+ his own propositions, which deprived the senses themselves of all election
+ and certainty. Sometimes he suffered incision and cauteries with so great
+ constancy as never to be seen so much as to wince. ‘Tis something to
+ bring the soul to these imaginations; ‘tis more to join the effects,
+ and yet not impossible; but to conjoin them with such perseverance and
+ constancy as to make them habitual, is certainly, in attempts so remote
+ from the common usage, almost incredible to be done. Therefore it was,
+ that being sometime taken in his house sharply scolding with his sister,
+ and being reproached that he therein transgressed his own rules of
+ indifference: “What!” said he, “must this bit of a woman
+ also serve for a testimony to my rules?” Another time, being seen to
+ defend himself against a dog: “It is,” said he, “very
+ hard totally to put off man; and we must endeavour and force ourselves to
+ resist and encounter things, first by effects, but at least by reason and
+ argument.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About seven or eight years since, a husbandman yet living, but two leagues
+ from my house, having long been tormented with his wife’s jealousy,
+ coming one day home from his work, and she welcoming him with her
+ accustomed railing, entered into so great fury that with a sickle he had
+ yet in his hand, he totally cut off all those parts that she was jealous
+ of and threw them in her face. And, ‘tis said that a young gentleman
+ of our nation, brisk and amorous, having by his perseverance at last
+ mollified the heart of a fair mistress, enraged, that upon the point of
+ fruition he found himself unable to perform, and that,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec viriliter
+ Iners senile penis extulit caput.”
+
+ [(The 19th or 20th century translators leave this phrase
+ untranslated and with no explanation. D.W.)
+ &mdash;Tibullus, Priap. Carm., 84.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ as soon as ever he came home he deprived himself of the rebellious member,
+ and sent it to his mistress, a cruel and bloody victim for the expiation
+ of his offence. If this had been done upon mature consideration, and upon
+ the account of religion, as the priests of Cybele did, what should we say
+ of so high an action?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A few days since, at Bergerac, five leagues from my house, up the river
+ Dordogne, a woman having overnight been beaten and abused by her husband,
+ a choleric ill-conditioned fellow, resolved to escape from his ill-usage
+ at the price of her life; and going so soon as she was up the next morning
+ to visit her neighbours, as she was wont to do, and having let some words
+ fall in recommendation of her affairs, she took a sister of hers by the
+ hand, and led her to the bridge; whither being come, and having taken
+ leave of her, in jest as it were, without any manner of alteration in her
+ countenance, she threw herself headlong from the top into the river, and
+ was there drowned. That which is the most remarkable in this is, that this
+ resolution was a whole night forming in her head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is quite another thing with the Indian women for it being the custom
+ there for the men to have many wives, and the best beloved of them to kill
+ herself at her husband’s decease, every one of them makes it the
+ business of her whole life to obtain this privilege and gain this
+ advantage over her companions; and the good offices they do their husbands
+ aim at no other recompense but to be preferred in accompanying him in
+ death:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ubi mortifero jacta est fax ultima lecto,
+ Uxorum fusis stat pia turba comis
+ Et certamen habent lethi, quae viva sequatur
+ Conjugium: pudor est non licuisse mori.
+ Ardent victrices, et flammae pectora praebent,
+ Imponuntque suis ora perusta viris.”
+
+ [“For when they threw the torch on the funeral bed, the pious wives
+ with hair dishevelled, stand around striving, which, living, shall
+ accompany her spouse; and are ashamed that they may not die; they
+ who are preferred expose their breasts to the flame, and they lay
+ their scorched lips on those of their husbands.”
+ &mdash;Propertius, iii. 13, 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A certain author of our times reports that he has seen in those Oriental
+ nations this custom in practice, that not only the wives bury themselves
+ with their husbands, but even the slaves he has enjoyed also; which is
+ done after this manner: The husband being dead, the widow may if she will
+ (but few will) demand two or three months’ respite wherein to order
+ her affairs. The day being come, she mounts on horseback, dressed as fine
+ as at her wedding, and with a cheerful countenance says she is going to
+ sleep with her spouse, holding a looking-glass in her left hand and an
+ arrow in the other. Being thus conducted in pomp, accompanied with her
+ kindred and friends and a great concourse of people in great joy, she is
+ at last brought to the public place appointed for such spectacles: this is
+ a great space, in the midst of which is a pit full of wood, and adjoining
+ to it a mount raised four or five steps, upon which she is brought and
+ served with a magnificent repast; which being done, she falls to dancing
+ and singing, and gives order, when she thinks fit, to kindle the fire.
+ This being done, she descends, and taking the nearest of her husband’s
+ relations by the hand, they walk to the river close by, where she strips
+ herself stark naked, and having distributed her clothes and jewels to her
+ friends, plunges herself into the water, as if there to cleanse herself
+ from her sins; coming out thence, she wraps herself in a yellow linen of
+ five-and-twenty ells long, and again giving her hand to this kinsman of
+ her husband’s, they return back to the mount, where she makes a
+ speech to the people, and recommends her children to them, if she have
+ any. Betwixt the pit and the mount there is commonly a curtain drawn to
+ screen the burning furnace from their sight, which some of them, to
+ manifest the greater courage, forbid. Having ended what she has to say, a
+ woman presents her with a vessel of oil, wherewith to anoint her head and
+ her whole body, which when done with she throws into the fire, and in an
+ instant precipitates herself after. Immediately, the people throw a good
+ many billets and logs upon her that she may not be long in dying, and
+ convert all their joy into sorrow and mourning. If they are persons of
+ meaner condition, the body of the defunct is carried to the place of
+ sepulture, and there placed sitting, the widow kneeling before him,
+ embracing the dead body; and they continue in this posture whilst the
+ people build a wall about them, which so soon as it is raised to the
+ height of the woman’s shoulders, one of her relations comes behind
+ her, and taking hold of her head, twists her neck; so soon as she is dead,
+ the wall is presently raised up, and closed, and there they remain
+ entombed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was, in this same country, something like this in their
+ gymnosophists; for not by constraint of others nor by the impetuosity of a
+ sudden humour, but by the express profession of their order, their custom
+ was, as soon as they arrived at a certain age, or that they saw themselves
+ threatened by any disease, to cause a funeral pile to be erected for them,
+ and on the top a stately bed, where, after having joyfully feasted their
+ friends and acquaintance, they laid them down with so great resolution,
+ that fire being applied to it, they were never seen to stir either hand or
+ foot; and after this manner, one of them, Calanus by name; expired in the
+ presence of the whole army of Alexander the Great. And he was neither
+ reputed holy nor happy amongst them who did not thus destroy himself,
+ dismissing his soul purged and purified by the fire, after having consumed
+ all that was earthly and mortal. This constant premeditation of the whole
+ life is that which makes the wonder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst our other controversies, that of ‘Fatum’ has also
+ crept in; and to tie things to come, and even our own wills, to a certain
+ and inevitable necessity, we are yet upon this argument of time past:
+ “Since God foresees that all things shall so fall out, as doubtless
+ He does, it must then necessarily follow, that they must so fall out”:
+ to which our masters reply: “that the seeing anything come to pass,
+ as we do, and as God Himself also does (for all things being present with
+ him, He rather sees, than foresees), is not to compel an event: that is,
+ we see because things do fall out, but things do not fall out because we
+ see: events cause knowledge, but knowledge does not cause events. That
+ which we see happen, does happen; but it might have happened otherwise:
+ and God, in the catalogue of the causes of events which He has in His
+ prescience, has also those which we call accidental and voluntary,
+ depending upon the liberty. He has given our free will, and knows that we
+ do amiss because we would do so.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen a great many commanders encourage their soldiers with this
+ fatal necessity; for if our time be limited to a certain hour, neither the
+ enemies’ shot nor our own boldness, nor our flight and cowardice,
+ can either shorten or prolong our lives. This is easily said, but see who
+ will be so easily persuaded; and if it be so that a strong and lively
+ faith draws along with it actions of the same kind, certainly this faith
+ we so much brag of, is very light in this age of ours, unless the contempt
+ it has of works makes it disdain their company. So it is, that to this
+ very purpose the Sire de Joinville, as credible a witness as any other
+ whatever, tells us of the Bedouins, a nation amongst the Saracens, with
+ whom the king St. Louis had to do in the Holy Land, that they, in their
+ religion, so firmly believed the number of every man’s days to be
+ from all eternity prefixed and set down by an inevitable decree, that they
+ went naked to the wars, excepting a Turkish sword, and their bodies only
+ covered with a white linen cloth: and for the greatest curse they could
+ invent when they were angry, this was always in their mouths: “Accursed
+ be thou, as he that arms himself for fear of death.” This is a
+ testimony of faith very much beyond ours. And of this sort is that also
+ that two friars of Florence gave in our fathers’ days. Being engaged
+ in some controversy of learning, they agreed to go both of them into the
+ fire in the sight of all the people, each for the verification of his
+ argument, and all things were already prepared, and the thing just upon
+ the point of execution, when it was interrupted by an unexpected accident.&mdash;[7th
+ April 1498. Savonarola issued the challenge. After many delays from
+ demands and counter-demands by each side as to the details of the fire,
+ both parties found that they had important business to transact in another
+ county&mdash;both just barely escaped assassination at the hands of the
+ disappointed spectators. D.W.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A young Turkish lord, having performed a notable exploit in his own person
+ in the sight of both armies, that of Amurath and that of Huniades, ready
+ to join battle, being asked by Amurath, what in such tender and
+ inexperienced years (for it was his first sally into arms) had inspired
+ him with so brave a courage, replied, that his chief tutor for valour was
+ a hare. “For being,” said he, “one day a hunting, I
+ found a hare sitting, and though I had a brace of excellent greyhounds
+ with me, yet methought it would be best for sureness to make use of my
+ bow; for she sat very fair. I then fell to letting fly my arrows, and shot
+ forty that I had in my quiver, not only without hurting, but without
+ starting her from her form. At last I slipped my dogs after her, but to no
+ more purpose than I had shot: by which I understood that she had been
+ secured by her destiny; and, that neither darts nor swords can wound
+ without the permission of fate, which we can neither hasten nor defer.”
+ This story may serve, by the way, to let us see how flexible our reason is
+ to all sorts of images.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A person of great years, name, dignity, and learning boasted to me that he
+ had been induced to a certain very important change in his faith by a
+ strange and whimsical incitation, and one otherwise so inadequate, that I
+ thought it much stronger, taken the contrary way: he called it a miracle,
+ and so I look upon it, but in a different sense. The Turkish historians
+ say, that the persuasion those of their nation have imprinted in them of
+ the fatal and unalterable prescription of their days, manifestly conduces
+ to the giving them great assurance in dangers. And I know a great prince
+ who makes very fortunate use of it, whether it be that he really believes
+ it, or that he makes it his excuse for so wonderfully hazarding himself:
+ let us hope Fortune may not be too soon weary of her favour to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There has not happened in our memory a more admirable effect of resolution
+ than in those two who conspired the death of the Prince of Orange.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [The first of these was Jehan de Jaureguy, who wounded the Prince
+ 18th March 1582; the second, by whom the Prince was killed 10th July
+ 1584., was Balthazar Gerard.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis marvellous how the second who executed it, could ever be
+ persuaded into an attempt, wherein his companion, who had done his utmost,
+ had had so ill success; and after the same method, and with the same arms,
+ to go attack a lord, armed with so recent a late lesson of distrust,
+ powerful in followers and bodily strength, in his own hall, amidst his
+ guards, and in a city wholly at his devotion. Assuredly, he employed a
+ very resolute arm and a courage enflamed with furious passion. A poignard
+ is surer for striking home; but by reason that more motion and force of
+ hand is required than with a pistol, the blow is more subject to be put by
+ or hindered. That this man did not run to a certain death, I make no great
+ doubt; for the hopes any one could flatter him withal, could not find
+ place in any sober understanding, and the conduct of his exploit
+ sufficiently manifests that he had no want of that, no more than of
+ courage. The motives of so powerful a persuasion may be diverse, for our
+ fancy does what it will, both with itself and us. The execution that was
+ done near Orleans&mdash;[The murder of the Duke of Guise by Poltrot.]&mdash;was
+ nothing like this; there was in this more of chance than vigour; the wound
+ was not mortal, if fortune had not made it so, and to attempt to shoot on
+ horseback, and at a great distance, by one whose body was in motion from
+ the motion of his horse, was the attempt of a man who had rather miss his
+ blow than fail of saving himself. This was apparent from what followed;
+ for he was so astonished and stupefied with the thought of so high an
+ execution, that he totally lost his judgment both to find his way to
+ flight and to govern his tongue. What needed he to have done more than to
+ fly back to his friends across the river? ‘Tis what I have done in
+ less dangers, and that I think of very little hazard, how broad soever the
+ river may be, provided your horse have easy going in, and that you see on
+ the other side easy landing according to the stream. The other, &mdash;[Balthazar
+ Gerard.]&mdash;when they pronounced his dreadful sentence, “I was
+ prepared for this,” said he, “beforehand, and I will make you
+ wonder at my patience.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Assassins, a nation bordering upon Phoenicia,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Or in Egypt, Syria, and Persia. Derivation of ‘assassin’ is from
+ Hassan-ben-Saba, one of their early leaders, and they had an
+ existence for some centuries. They are classed among the secret
+ societies of the Middle Ages. D.W.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ are reputed amongst the Mohammedans a people of very great devotion and
+ purity of manners. They hold that the nearest way to gain Paradise is to
+ kill some one of a contrary religion; which is the reason they have often
+ been seen, being but one or two, and without armour, to attempt against
+ powerful enemies, at the price of a certain death and without any
+ consideration of their own danger. So was our Raymond, Count of Tripoli,
+ assassinated (which word is derived from their name) in the heart of his
+ city,&mdash;[in 1151]&mdash;during our enterprises of the Holy War: and
+ likewise Conrad, Marquis of Monteferrat, the murderers at their execution
+ bearing themselves with great pride and glory that they had performed so
+ brave an exploit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXX&mdash;&mdash;OF A MONSTROUS CHILD
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ This story shall go by itself; for I will leave it to physicians to
+ discourse of. Two days ago I saw a child that two men and a nurse, who
+ said they were the father, the uncle, and the aunt of it, carried about to
+ get money by showing it, by reason it was so strange a creature. It was,
+ as to all the rest, of a common form, and could stand upon its feet; could
+ go and gabble much like other children of the same age; it had never as
+ yet taken any other nourishment but from the nurse’s breasts, and
+ what, in my presence, they tried to put into the mouth of it, it only
+ chewed a little and spat it out again without swallowing; the cry of it
+ seemed indeed a little odd and particular, and it was just fourteen months
+ old. Under the breast it was joined to another child, but without a head,
+ and which had the spine of the back without motion, the rest entire; for
+ though it had one arm shorter than the other, it had been broken by
+ accident at their birth; they were joined breast to breast, and as if a
+ lesser child sought to throw its arms about the neck of one something
+ bigger. The juncture and thickness of the place where they were conjoined
+ was not above four fingers, or thereabouts, so that if you thrust up the
+ imperfect child you might see the navel of the other below it, and the
+ joining was betwixt the paps and the navel. The navel of the imperfect
+ child could not be seen, but all the rest of the belly, so that all that
+ was not joined of the imperfect one, as arms, buttocks, thighs, and legs,
+ hung dangling upon the other, and might reach to the mid-leg. The nurse,
+ moreover, told us that it urined at both bodies, and that the members of
+ the other were nourished, sensible, and in the same plight with that she
+ gave suck to, excepting that they were shorter and less. This double body
+ and several limbs relating to one head might be interpreted a favourable
+ prognostic to the king,&mdash;[Henry III.]&mdash;of maintaining these
+ various parts of our state under the union of his laws; but lest the event
+ should prove otherwise, ‘tis better to let it alone, for in things
+ already past there needs no divination,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut quum facts sunt, tum ad conjecturam
+ aliqui interpretatione revocentur;”
+
+ [“So as when they are come to pass, they may then by some
+ interpretation be recalled to conjecture”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Divin., ii. 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ as ‘tis said of Epimenides, that he always prophesied backward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have just seen a herdsman in Medoc, of about thirty years of age, who
+ has no sign of any genital parts; he has three holes by which he
+ incessantly voids his water; he is bearded, has desire, and seeks contact
+ with women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those that we call monsters are not so to God, who sees in the immensity
+ of His work the infinite forms that He has comprehended therein; and it is
+ to be believed that this figure which astonishes us has relation to some
+ other figure of the same kind unknown to man. From His all wisdom nothing
+ but good, common; and regular proceeds; but we do not discern the
+ disposition and relation:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quod crebro videt, non miratur, etiamsi,
+ cur fiat, nescit. Quod ante non vidit, id,
+ si evenerit, ostentum esse censet.”
+
+ [“What he often sees he does not admire, though he be ignorant how
+ it comes to pass. When a thing happens he never saw before, he
+ thinks that it is a portent.”&mdash;Cicero, De Divin., ii. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whatever falls out contrary to custom we say is contrary to nature, but
+ nothing, whatever it be, is contrary to her. Let, therefore, this
+ universal and natural reason expel the error and astonishment that novelty
+ brings along with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0087" id="link2HCH0087">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXI&mdash;&mdash;OF ANGER
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Plutarch is admirable throughout, but especially where he judges of human
+ actions. What fine things does he say in the comparison of Lycurgus and
+ Numa upon the subject of our great folly in abandoning children to the
+ care and government of their fathers? The most of our civil governments,
+ as Aristotle says, “leave, after the manner of the Cyclopes, to
+ every one the ordering of their wives and children, according to their own
+ foolish and indiscreet fancy; and the Lacedaemonian and Cretan are almost
+ the only governments that have committed the education of children to the
+ laws. Who does not see that in a state all depends upon their nurture and
+ bringing up? and yet they are left to the mercy of parents, let them be as
+ foolish and ill-conditioned as they may, without any manner of discretion.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst other things, how often have I, as I have passed along our
+ streets, had a good mind to get up a farce, to revenge the poor boys whom
+ I have seen hided, knocked down, and miserably beaten by some father or
+ mother, when in their fury and mad with rage? You shall see them come out
+ with fire and fury sparkling in their eyes:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rabie jecur incendente, feruntur,
+ Praecipites; ut saxa jugis abrupta, quibus mons
+ Subtrahitur, clivoque latus pendente recedit,”
+
+ [“They are headlong borne with burning fury as great stones torn
+ from the mountains, by which the steep sides are left naked and
+ bare.”&mdash;Juvenal, Sat., vi. 647.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ (and according to Hippocrates, the most dangerous maladies are they that
+ disfigure the countenance), with a roaring and terrible voice, very often
+ against those that are but newly come from nurse, and there they are lamed
+ and spoiled with blows, whilst our justice takes no cognisance of it, as
+ if these maims and dislocations were not executed upon members of our
+ commonwealth:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Gratum est, quod patria; civem populoque dedisti,
+ Si facis, ut patrix sit idoneus, utilis agris,
+ Utilis et bellorum et pacis rebus agendis.”
+
+ [“It is well when to thy country and the people thou hast given a
+ citizen, provided thou make fit for his country’s service; useful to
+ till the earth, useful in affairs of war and peace”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, Sat., xiv. 70.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is no passion that so much transports men from their right judgment
+ as anger. No one would demur upon punishing a judge with death who should
+ condemn a criminal on the account of his own choler; why, then, should
+ fathers and pedagogues be any more allowed to whip and chastise children
+ in their anger? ‘Tis then no longer correction, but revenge.
+ Chastisement is instead of physic to children; and would we endure a
+ physician who should be animated against and enraged at his patient?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We ourselves, to do well, should never lay a hand upon our servants whilst
+ our anger lasts. When the pulse beats, and we feel emotion in ourselves,
+ let us defer the business; things will indeed appear otherwise to us when
+ we are calm and cool. ‘Tis passion that then commands, ‘tis
+ passion that speaks, and not we. Faults seen through passion appear much
+ greater to us than they really are, as bodies do when seen through a mist.
+ He who is hungry uses meat; but he who will make use of chastisement
+ should have neither hunger nor thirst to it. And, moreover, chastisements
+ that are inflicted with weight and discretion are much better received and
+ with greater benefit by him who suffers; otherwise, he will not think
+ himself justly condemned by a man transported with anger and fury, and
+ will allege his master’s excessive passion, his inflamed
+ countenance, his unwonted oaths, his emotion and precipitous rashness, for
+ his own justification:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ora tument ira, nigrescunt sanguine venae,
+ Lumina Gorgoneo saevius igne micant.”
+
+ [“Their faces swell, their veins grow black with rage, and their
+ eyes sparkle with Gorgonian fire.”&mdash;Ovid, De Art. Amandi, iii. 503.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Suetonius reports that Caius Rabirius having been condemned by Caesar, the
+ thing that most prevailed upon the people (to whom he had appealed) to
+ determine the cause in his favour, was the animosity and vehemence that
+ Caesar had manifested in that sentence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Saying is a different thing from doing; we are to consider the sermon
+ apart and the preacher apart. These men lent themselves to a pretty
+ business who in our times have attempted to shake the truth of our Church
+ by the vices of her ministers; she extracts her testimony elsewhere;
+ ‘tis a foolish way of arguing and that would throw all things into
+ confusion. A man whose morals are good may have false opinions, and a
+ wicked man may preach truth, even though he believe it not himself.
+ ‘Tis doubtless a fine harmony when doing and saying go together; and
+ I will not deny but that saying, when the actions follow, is not of
+ greater authority and efficacy, as Eudamidas said, hearing a philosopher
+ talk of military affairs: “These things are finely said, but he who
+ speaks them is not to be believed for his ears have never been used to the
+ sound of the trumpet.” And Cleomenes, hearing an orator declaiming
+ upon valour, burst out into laughter, at which the other being angry;
+ “I should,” said he to him, “do the same if it were a
+ swallow that spoke of this subject; but if it were an eagle I should
+ willingly hear him.” I perceive, methinks, in the writings of the
+ ancients, that he who speaks what he thinks, strikes much more home than
+ he who only feigns. Hear Cicero speak of the love of liberty: hear Brutus
+ speak of it, the mere written words of this man sound as if he would
+ purchase it at the price of his life. Let Cicero, the father of eloquence,
+ treat of the contempt of death; let Seneca do the same: the first
+ languishingly drawls it out so you perceive he would make you resolve upon
+ a thing on which he is not resolved himself; he inspires you not with
+ courage, for he himself has none; the other animates and inflames you. I
+ never read an author, even of those who treat of virtue and of actions,
+ that I do not curiously inquire what kind of a man he was himself; for the
+ Ephori at Sparta, seeing a dissolute fellow propose a wholesome advice to
+ the people, commanded him to hold his peace, and entreated a virtuous man
+ to attribute to himself the invention, and to propose it. Plutarch’s
+ writings, if well understood, sufficiently bespeak their author, and so
+ that I think I know him even into his soul; and yet I could wish that we
+ had some fuller account of his life. And I am thus far wandered from my
+ subject, upon the account of the obligation I have to Aulus Gellius, for
+ having left us in writing this story of his manners, that brings me back
+ to my subject of anger. A slave of his, a vicious, ill-conditioned fellow,
+ but who had the precepts of philosophy often ringing in his ears, having
+ for some offence of his been stript by Plutarch’s command, whilst he
+ was being whipped, muttered at first, that it was without cause and that
+ he had done nothing to deserve it; but at last falling in good earnest to
+ exclaim against and rail at his master, he reproached him that he was no
+ philosopher, as he had boasted himself to be: that he had often heard him
+ say it was indecent to be angry, nay, had written a book to that purpose;
+ and that the causing him to be so cruelly beaten, in the height of his
+ rage, totally gave the lie to all his writings; to which Plutarch calmly
+ and coldly answered, “How, ruffian,” said he, “by what
+ dost thou judge that I am now angry? Does either my face, my colour, or my
+ voice give any manifestation of my being moved? I do not think my eyes
+ look fierce, that my countenance appears troubled, or that my voice is
+ dreadful: am I red, do I foam, does any word escape my lips I ought to
+ repent? Do I start? Do I tremble with fury? For those, I tell thee, are
+ the true signs of anger.” And so, turning to the fellow that was
+ whipping him, “Ply on thy work,” said he, “whilst this
+ gentleman and I dispute.” This is his story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Archytas Tarentinus, returning from a war wherein he had been
+ captain-general, found all things in his house in very great disorder, and
+ his lands quite out of tillage, through the ill husbandry of his receiver,
+ and having caused him to be called to him; “Go,” said he,
+ “if I were not in anger I would soundly drub your sides.”
+ Plato likewise, being highly offended with one of his slaves, gave
+ Speusippus order to chastise him, excusing himself from doing it because
+ he was in anger. And Carillus, a Lacedaemonian, to a Helot, who carried
+ himself insolently towards him: “By the gods,” said he,
+ “if I was not angry, I would immediately cause thee to be put to
+ death.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a passion that is pleased with and flatters itself. How often,
+ being moved under a false cause, if the person offending makes a good
+ defence and presents us with a just excuse, are we angry against truth and
+ innocence itself? In proof of which, I remember a marvellous example of
+ antiquity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Piso, otherwise a man of very eminent virtue, being moved against a
+ soldier of his, for that returning alone from forage he could give him no
+ account where he had left a companion of his, took it for granted that he
+ had killed him, and presently condemned him to death. He was no sooner
+ mounted upon the gibbet, but, behold, his wandering companion arrives, at
+ which all the army were exceedingly glad, and after many embraces of the
+ two comrades, the hangman carried both the one and the other into Piso’s
+ presence, all those present believing it would be a great pleasure even to
+ himself; but it proved quite contrary; for through shame and spite, his
+ fury, which was not yet cool, redoubled; and by a subtlety which his
+ passion suddenly suggested to him, he made three criminals for having
+ found one innocent, and caused them all to be despatched: the first
+ soldier, because sentence had passed upon him; the second, who had lost
+ his way, because he was the cause of his companion’s death; and the
+ hangman, for not having obeyed the order which had been given him. Such as
+ have had to do with testy and obstinate women, may have experimented into
+ what a rage it puts them to oppose silence and coldness to their fury, and
+ that a man disdains to nourish their anger. The orator Celius was
+ wonderfully choleric by nature; and to one who supped in his company, a
+ man of a gentle and sweet conversation, and who, that he might not move
+ him, approved and consented to all he said; he, impatient that his
+ ill-humour should thus spend itself without aliment: “For the love
+ of the gods deny me something,” said he, “that we may be two.”
+ Women, in like manner, are only angry that others may be angry again, in
+ imitation of the laws of love. Phocion, to one who interrupted his
+ speaking by injurious and very opprobrious words, made no other return
+ than silence, and to give him full liberty and leisure to vent his spleen;
+ which he having accordingly done, and the storm blown over, without any
+ mention of this disturbance, he proceeded in his discourse where he had
+ left off before. No answer can nettle a man like such a contempt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the most choleric man in France (anger is always an imperfection, but
+ more excusable in, a soldier, for in that trade it cannot sometimes be
+ avoided) I often say, that he is the most patient man that I know, and the
+ most discreet in bridling his passions; which rise in him with so great
+ violence and fury,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Magno veluti cum flamma sonore
+ Virgea suggeritur costis undantis ahem,
+ Exsultantque aatu latices, furit intus aquae vis.
+ Fumidus atque alte spumis exuberat amnis,
+ Nec jam se capit unda; volat vapor ater ad auras;”
+
+ [“When with loud crackling noise, a fire of sticks is applied to the
+ boiling caldron’s side, by the heat in frisky bells the liquor
+ dances; within the water rages, and high the smoky fluid in foam
+ overflows. Nor can the wave now contain itself; the black steam
+ flies all abroad.”&mdash;AEneid, vii. 462.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ that he must of necessity cruelly constrain himself to moderate it. And
+ for my part, I know no passion which I could with so much violence to
+ myself attempt to cover and conceal; I would not set wisdom at so high a
+ price; and do not so much consider what a man does, as how much it costs
+ him to do no worse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another boasted himself to me of the regularity and gentleness of his
+ manners, which are to truth very singular; to whom I replied, that it was
+ indeed something, especially m persons of so eminent a quality as himself,
+ upon whom every one had their eyes, to present himself always
+ well-tempered to the world; but that the principal thing was to make
+ provision for within and for himself; and that it was not in my opinion
+ very well to order his business outwardly well, and to grate himself
+ within, which I was afraid he did, in putting on and maintaining this mask
+ and external appearance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A man incorporates anger by concealing it, as Diogenes told Demosthenes,
+ who, for fear of being seen in a tavern, withdrew himself the more
+ retiredly into it: “The more you retire backward, the farther you
+ enter in.” I would rather advise that a man should give his servant
+ a box of the ear a little unseasonably, than rack his fancy to present
+ this grave and composed countenance; and had rather discover my passions
+ than brood over them at my own expense; they grow less inventing and
+ manifesting themselves; and ‘tis much better their point should
+ wound others without, than be turned towards ourselves within:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnia vitia in aperto leviora sunt: et tunc perniciosissima,
+ quum simulata sanitate subsident.”
+
+ [“All vices are less dangerous when open to be seen, and then most
+ pernicious when they lurk under a dissembled good nature.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep. 56]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I admonish all those who have authority to be angry in my family, in the
+ first place to manage their anger and not to lavish it upon every
+ occasion, for that both lessens the value and hinders the effect: rash and
+ incessant scolding runs into custom, and renders itself despised; and what
+ you lay out upon a servant for a theft is not felt, because it is the same
+ he has seen you a hundred times employ against him for having ill washed a
+ glass, or set a stool out of place. Secondly, that they be not angry to no
+ purpose, but make sure that their reprehension reach him with whom they
+ are offended; for, ordinarily, they rail and bawl before he comes into
+ their presence, and continue scolding an age after he is gone:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et secum petulans amentia certat:”
+
+ [“And petulant madness contends with itself.”
+ &mdash;Claudian in Eutrop., i. 237.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ they attack his shadow, and drive the storm in a place where no one is
+ either chastised or concerned, but in the clamour of their voice. I
+ likewise in quarrels condemn those who huff and vapour without an enemy:
+ those rhodomontades should be reserved to discharge upon the offending
+ party:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mugitus veluti cum prima in praelia taurus
+ Terrificos ciet, atque irasci in cornua tentat,
+ Arboris obnixus trunco, ventospue lacessit
+ Ictibus, et sparsa ad pugnum proludit arena.”
+
+ [“As when a bull to usher in the fight, makes dreadful bellowings,
+ and whets his horns against the trunk of a tree; with blows he beats
+ the air, and rehearses the fight by scattering the sand.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, xii. 103.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When I am angry, my anger is very sharp but withal very short, and as
+ private as I can; I lose myself indeed in promptness and violence, but not
+ in trouble; so that I throw out all sorts of injurious words at random,
+ and without choice, and never consider pertinently to dart my language
+ where I think it will deepest wound, for I commonly make use of no other
+ weapon than my tongue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My servants have a better bargain of me in great occasions than in little;
+ the little ones surprise me; and the misfortune is, that when you are once
+ upon the precipice, ‘tis no matter who gave you the push, you always
+ go to the bottom; the fall urges, moves, and makes haste of itself. In
+ great occasions this satisfies me, that they are so just every one expects
+ a reasonable indignation, and then I glorify myself in deceiving their
+ expectation; against these, I fortify and prepare myself; they disturb my
+ head, and threaten to transport me very far, should I follow them. I can
+ easily contain myself from entering into one of these passions, and am
+ strong enough, when I expect them, to repel their violence, be the cause
+ never so great; but if a passion once prepossess and seize me, it carries
+ me away, be the cause never so small. I bargain thus with those who may
+ contend with me when you see me moved first, let me alone, right or wrong;
+ I’ll do the same for you. The storm is only begot by a concurrence
+ of angers, which easily spring from one another, and are not born
+ together. Let every one have his own way, and we shall be always at peace.
+ A profitable advice, but hard to execute. Sometimes also it falls out that
+ I put on a seeming anger, for the better governing of my house, without
+ any real emotion. As age renders my humours more sharp, I study to oppose
+ them, and will, if I can, order it so, that for the future I may be so
+ much the less peevish and hard to please, as I have more excuse and
+ inclination to be so, although I have heretofore been reckoned amongst
+ those who have the greatest patience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A word more to conclude this argument. Aristotle says, that anger
+ sometimes serves for arms to virtue and valour. That is probable;
+ nevertheless, they who contradict him pleasantly answer, that ‘tis a
+ weapon of novel use, for we move all other arms, this moves us; our hand
+ guides it not, ‘tis it that guides our hand; it holds us, we hold
+ not it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXII&mdash;&mdash;DEFENCE OF SENECA AND PLUTARCH
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The familiarity I have with these two authors, and the assistance they
+ have lent to my age and to my book, wholly compiled of what I have
+ borrowed from them, oblige me to stand up for their honour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to Seneca, amongst a million of little pamphlets that those of the
+ so-called reformed religion disperse abroad for the defence of their cause
+ (and which sometimes proceed from so good a hand, that ‘tis pity his
+ pen is not employed in a better subject), I have formerly seen one, that
+ to make up the parallel he would fain find out betwixt the government of
+ our late poor King Charles IX. and that of Nero, compares the late
+ Cardinal of Lorraine with Seneca; their fortunes, in having both of them
+ been the prime ministers in the government of their princes, and in their
+ manners, conditions, and deportments to have been very near alike.
+ Wherein, in my opinion, he does the said cardinal a very great honour; for
+ though I am one of those who have a very high esteem for his wit,
+ eloquence, and zeal to religion and the service of his king, and his good
+ fortune to have lived in an age wherein it was so novel, so rare, and also
+ so necessary for the public good to have an ecclesiastical person of such
+ high birth and dignity, and so sufficient and capable of his place; yet,
+ to confess the truth, I do not think his capacity by many degrees near to
+ the other, nor his virtue either so clean, entire, or steady as that of
+ Seneca.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now the book whereof I speak, to bring about its design, gives a very
+ injurious description of Seneca, having borrowed its approaches from Dion
+ the historian, whose testimony I do not at all believe for besides that he
+ is inconsistent, that after having called Seneca one while very wise, and
+ again a mortal enemy to Nero’s vices, makes him elsewhere
+ avaricious, an usurer, ambitious, effeminate, voluptuous, and a false
+ pretender to philosophy, his virtue appears so vivid and vigorous in his
+ writings, and his vindication is so clear from any of these imputations,
+ as of his riches and extraordinarily expensive way of living, that I
+ cannot believe any testimony to the contrary. And besides, it is much more
+ reasonable to believe the Roman historians in such things than Greeks and
+ foreigners. Now Tacitus and the rest speak very honourably both of his
+ life and death; and represent him to us a very excellent and virtuous
+ person in all things; and I will allege no other reproach against Dion’s
+ report but this, which I cannot avoid, namely, that he has so weak a
+ judgment in the Roman affairs, that he dares to maintain Julius Caesar’s
+ cause against Pompey [And so does this editor. D.W.], and that of Antony
+ against Cicero.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us now come to Plutarch: Jean Bodin is a good author of our times, and
+ a writer of much greater judgment than the rout of scribblers of his age,
+ and who deserves to be read and considered. I find him, though, a little
+ bold in this passage of his Method of history, where he accuses Plutarch
+ not only of ignorance (wherein I would have let him alone: for that is
+ beyond my criticism), but that he “often writes things incredible,
+ and absolutely fabulous “: these are his own words. If he had simply
+ said, that he had delivered things otherwise than they really are, it had
+ been no great reproach; for what we have not seen, we are forced to
+ receive from other hands, and take upon trust, and I see that he purposely
+ sometimes variously relates the same story; as the judgment of the three
+ best captains that ever were, given by Hannibal; ‘tis one way in the
+ Life of Flammius, and another in that of Pyrrhus. But to charge him with
+ having taken incredible and impossible things for current pay, is to
+ accuse the most judicious author in the world of want of judgment. And
+ this is his example; “as,” says he, “when he relates
+ that a Lacedaemonian boy suffered his bowels to be torn out by a fox-cub
+ he had stolen, and kept it still concealed under his coat till he fell
+ down dead, rather than he would discover his theft.” I find, in the
+ first place, this example ill chosen, forasmuch as it is very hard to
+ limit the power of the faculties of&mdash;the soul, whereas we have better
+ authority to limit and know the force of the bodily limbs; and therefore,
+ if I had been he, I should rather have chosen an example of this second
+ sort; and there are some of these less credible: and amongst others, that
+ which he refates of Pyrrhus, that “all wounded as he was, he struck
+ one of his enemies, who was armed from head to foot, so great a blow with
+ his sword, that he clave him down from his crown to his seat, so that the
+ body was divided into two parts.” In this example I find no great
+ miracle, nor do I admit the excuse with which he defends Plutarch, in
+ having added these words, “as ‘tis said,” to suspend our
+ belief; for unless it be in things received by authority, and the
+ reverence to antiquity or religion, he would never have himself admitted,
+ or enjoined us to believe things incredible in themselves; and that these
+ words, “as ‘tis said,” are not put in this place to that
+ effect, is easy to be seen, because he elsewhere relates to us, upon this
+ subject, of the patience of the Lacedaemonian children, examples happening
+ in his time, more unlikely to prevail upon our faith; as what Cicero has
+ also testified before him, as having, as he says, been upon the spot: that
+ even to their times there were children found who, in the trial of
+ patience they were put to before the altar of Diana, suffered themselves
+ to be there whipped till the blood ran down all over their bodies, not
+ only without crying out, but without so much as a groan, and some till
+ they there voluntarily lost their lives: and that which Plutarch also,
+ amongst a hundred other witnesses, relates, that at a sacrifice, a burning
+ coal having fallen into the sleeve of a Lacedaemonian boy, as he was
+ censing, he suffered his whole arm to be burned, till the smell of the
+ broiling flesh was perceived by those present. There was nothing,
+ according to their custom, wherein their reputation was more concerned,
+ nor for which they were to undergo more blame and disgrace, than in being
+ taken in theft. I am so fully satisfied of the greatness of those people,
+ that this story does not only not appear to me, as to Bodin, incredible;
+ but I do not find it so much as rare and strange. The Spartan history is
+ full of a thousand more cruel and rare examples; and is; indeed, all
+ miracle in this respect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marcellinus, concerning theft, reports that in his time there was no sort
+ of torments which could compel the Egyptians, when taken in this act,
+ though a people very much addicted to it, so much as to tell their name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A Spanish peasant, being put to the rack as to the accomplices of the
+ murder of the Praetor Lucius Piso, cried out in the height of the torment,
+ “that his friends should not leave him, but look on in all
+ assurance, and that no pain had the power to force from him one word of
+ confession,” which was all they could get the first day. The next
+ day, as they were leading him a second time to another trial, strongly
+ disengaging himself from the hands of his guards, he furiously ran his
+ head against a wall, and beat out his brains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Epicharis, having tired and glutted the cruelty of Nero’s
+ satellites, and undergone their fire, their beating, their racks, a whole
+ day together, without one syllable of confession of her conspiracy; being
+ the next day brought again to the rack, with her limbs almost torn to
+ pieces, conveyed the lace of her robe with a running noose over one of the
+ arms of her chair, and suddenly slipping her head into it, with the weight
+ of her own body hanged herself. Having the courage to die in that manner,
+ is it not to be presumed that she purposely lent her life to the trial of
+ her fortitude the day before, to mock the tyrant, and encourage others to
+ the like attempt?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And whoever will inquire of our troopers the experiences they have had in
+ our civil wars, will find effects of patience and obstinate resolution in
+ this miserable age of ours, and amongst this rabble even more effeminate
+ than the Egyptians, worthy to be compared with those we have just related
+ of the Spartan virtue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know there have been simple peasants amongst us who have endured the
+ soles of their feet to be broiled upon a gridiron, their finger-ends to be
+ crushed with the cock of a pistol, and their bloody eyes squeezed out of
+ their heads by force of a cord twisted about their brows, before they
+ would so much as consent to a ransom. I have seen one left stark naked for
+ dead in a ditch, his neck black and swollen, with a halter yet about it
+ with which they had dragged him all night at a horse’s tail, his
+ body wounded in a hundred places, with stabs of daggers that had been
+ given him, not to kill him, but to put him to pain and to affright him,
+ who had endured all this, and even to being speechless and insensible,
+ resolved, as he himself told me, rather to die a thousand deaths (as
+ indeed, as to matter of suffering, he had borne one) before he would
+ promise anything; and yet he was one of the richest husbandmen of all the
+ country. How many have been seen patiently to suffer themselves to be
+ burnt and roasted for opinions taken upon trust from others, and by them
+ not at all understood? I have known a hundred and a hundred women (for
+ Gascony has a certain prerogative for obstinacy) whom you might sooner
+ have made eat fire than forsake an opinion they had conceived in anger.
+ They are all the more exasperated by blows and constraint. And he that
+ made the story of the woman who, in defiance of all correction, threats,
+ and bastinadoes, ceased not to call her husband lousy knave, and who being
+ plunged over head and ears in water, yet lifted her hands above her head
+ and made a sign of cracking lice, feigned a tale of which, in truth, we
+ every day see a manifest image in the obstinacy of women. And obstinacy is
+ the sister of constancy, at least in vigour and stability.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are not to judge what is possible and what is not, according to what is
+ credible and incredible to our apprehension, as I have said elsewhere and
+ it is a great fault, and yet one that most men are guilty of, which,
+ nevertheless, I do not mention with any reflection upon Bodin, to make a
+ difficulty of believing that in another which they could not or would not
+ do themselves. Every one thinks that the sovereign stamp of human nature
+ is imprinted in him, and that from it all others must take their rule; and
+ that all proceedings which are not like his are feigned and false. Is
+ anything of another’s actions or faculties proposed to him? the
+ first thing he calls to the consultation of his judgment is his own
+ example; and as matters go with him, so they must of necessity do with all
+ the world besides dangerous and intolerable folly! For my part, I consider
+ some men as infinitely beyond me, especially amongst the ancients, and
+ yet, though I clearly discern my inability to come near them by a thousand
+ paces, I do not forbear to keep them in sight, and to judge of what so
+ elevates them, of which I perceive some seeds in myself, as I also do of
+ the extreme meanness of some other minds, which I neither am astonished at
+ nor yet misbelieve. I very well perceive the turns those great souls take
+ to raise themselves to such a pitch, and admire their grandeur; and those
+ flights that I think the bravest I could be glad to imitate; where, though
+ I want wing, yet my judgment readily goes along with them. The other
+ example he introduces of “things incredible and wholly fabulous,”
+ delivered by Plutarch, is, that “Agesilaus was fined by the Ephori
+ for having wholly engrossed the hearts and affections of his citizens to
+ himself alone.” And herein I do not see what sign of falsity is to
+ be found: clearly Plutarch speaks of things that must needs be better
+ known to him than to us; and it was no new thing in Greece to see men
+ punished and exiled for this very thing, for being too acceptable to the
+ people; witness the Ostracism and Petalism.&mdash;[Ostracism at Athens was
+ banishment for ten years; petalism at Syracuse was banishment for five
+ years.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is yet in this place another accusation laid against Plutarch which
+ I cannot well digest, where Bodin says that he has sincerely paralleled
+ Romans with Romans, and Greeks amongst themselves, but not Romans with
+ Greeks; witness, says he, Demosthenes and Cicero, Cato and Aristides,
+ Sylla and Lysander, Marcellus and Pelopidas, Pompey and Agesilaus, holding
+ that he has favoured the Greeks in giving them so unequal companions. This
+ is really to attack what in Plutarch is most excellent and most to be
+ commended; for in his parallels (which is the most admirable part of all
+ his works, and with which, in my opinion, he is himself the most pleased)
+ the fidelity and sincerity of his judgments equal their depth and weight;
+ he is a philosopher who teaches us virtue. Let us see whether we cannot
+ defend him from this reproach of falsity and prevarication. All that I can
+ imagine could give occasion to this censure is the great and shining
+ lustre of the Roman names which we have in our minds; it does not seem
+ likely to us that Demosthenes could rival the glory of a consul,
+ proconsul, and proctor of that great Republic; but if a man consider the
+ truth of the thing, and the men in themselves, which is Plutarch’s
+ chiefest aim, and will rather balance their manners, their natures, and
+ parts, than their fortunes, I think, contrary to Bodin, that Cicero and
+ the elder Cato come far short of the men with whom they are compared. I
+ should sooner, for his purpose, have chosen the example of the younger
+ Cato compared with Phocion, for in this couple there would have been a
+ more likely disparity, to the Roman’s advantage. As to Marcellus,
+ Sylla, and Pompey, I very well discern that their exploits of war are
+ greater and more full of pomp and glory than those of the Greeks, whom
+ Plutarch compares with them; but the bravest and most virtuous actions any
+ more in war than elsewhere, are not always the most renowned. I often see
+ the names of captains obscured by the splendour of other names of less
+ desert; witness Labienus, Ventidius, Telesinus, and several others. And to
+ take it by that, were I to complain on the behalf of the Greeks, could I
+ not say, that Camillus was much less comparable to Themistocles, the
+ Gracchi to Agis and Cleomenes, and Numa to Lycurgus? But ‘tis folly
+ to judge, at one view, of things that have so many aspects. When Plutarch
+ compares them, he does not, for all that, make them equal; who could more
+ learnedly and sincerely have marked their distinctions? Does he parallel
+ the victories, feats of arms, the force of the armies conducted by Pompey,
+ and his triumphs, with those of Agesilaus? “I do not believe,”
+ says he, “that Xenophon himself, if he were now living, though he
+ were allowed to write whatever pleased him to the advantage of Agesilaus,
+ would dare to bring them into comparison.” Does he speak of
+ paralleling Lysander to Sylla. “There is,” says he, “no
+ comparison, either in the number of victories or in the hazard of battles,
+ for Lysander only gained two naval battles.” This is not to derogate
+ from the Romans; for having only simply named them with the Greeks, he can
+ have done them no injury, what disparity soever there may be betwixt them
+ and Plutarch does not entirely oppose them to one another; there is no
+ preference in general; he only compares the pieces and circumstances one
+ after another, and gives of every one a particular and separate judgment.
+ Wherefore, if any one could convict him of partiality, he ought to pick
+ out some one of those particular judgments, or say, in general, that he
+ was mistaken in comparing such a Greek to such a Roman, when there were
+ others more fit and better resembling to parallel him to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXIII&mdash;&mdash;THE STORY OF SPURINA
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Philosophy thinks she has not ill employed her talent when she has given
+ the sovereignty of the soul and the authority of restraining our appetites
+ to reason. Amongst which, they who judge that there is none more violent
+ than those which spring from love, have this opinion also, that they seize
+ both body and soul, and possess the whole man, so that even health itself
+ depends upon them, and medicine is sometimes constrained to pimp for them;
+ but one might, on the contrary, also say, that the mixture of the body
+ brings an abatement and weakening; for such desires are subject to
+ satiety, and capable of material remedies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many, being determined to rid their soul from the continual alarms of this
+ appetite, have made use of incision and amputation of the rebelling
+ members; others have subdued their force and ardour by the frequent
+ application of cold things, as snow and vinegar. The sackcloths of our
+ ancestors were for this purpose, which is cloth woven of horse hair, of
+ which some of them made shirts, and others girdles, to torture and correct
+ their reins. A prince, not long ago, told me that in his youth upon a
+ solemn festival in the court of King Francis I., where everybody was
+ finely dressed, he would needs put on his father’s hair shirt, which
+ was still kept in the house; but how great soever his devotion was, he had
+ not patience to wear it till night, and was sick a long time after; adding
+ withal, that he did not think there could be any youthful heat so fierce
+ that the use of this recipe would not mortify, and yet perhaps he never
+ essayed the most violent; for experience shows us, that such emotions are
+ often seen under rude and slovenly clothes, and that a hair shirt does not
+ always render those chaste who wear it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Xenocrates proceeded with greater rigour in this affair; for his
+ disciples, to make trial of his continency, having slipt Lais, that
+ beautiful and famous courtesan, into his bed, quite naked, excepting the
+ arms of her beauty and her wanton allurements, her philters, finding that,
+ in despite of his reason and philosophical rules, his unruly flesh began
+ to mutiny, he caused those members of his to be burned that he found
+ consenting to this rebellion. Whereas the passions which wholly reside in
+ the soul, as ambition, avarice, and the rest, find the reason much more to
+ do, because it cannot there be helped but by its own means; neither are
+ those appetites capable of satiety, but grow sharper and increase by
+ fruition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sole example of Julius Caesar may suffice to demonstrate to us the
+ disparity of these appetites; for never was man more addicted to amorous
+ delights than he: of which one testimony is the peculiar care he had of
+ his person, to such a degree, as to make use of the most lascivious means
+ to that end then in use, as to have all the hairs of his body twitched
+ off, and to wipe all over with perfumes with the extremest nicety. And he
+ was a beautiful person in himself, of a fair complexion, tall, and
+ sprightly, full faced, with quick hazel eyes, if we may believe Suetonius;
+ for the statues of him that we see at Rome do not in all points answer
+ this description. Besides his wives, whom he four times changed, without
+ reckoning the amours of his boyhood with Nicomedes, king of Bithynia, he
+ had the maidenhead of the renowned Cleopatra, queen of Egypt; witness the
+ little Caesario whom he had by her. He also made love to. Eunoe, queen of
+ Mauritania, and at Rome, to Posthumia, the wife of Servius Sulpitius; to
+ Lollia, the wife of Gabinius to Tertulla, the wife of Crassus, and even to
+ Mutia, wife to the great Pompey: which was the reason, the Roman
+ historians say, that she was repudiated by her husband, which Plutarch
+ confesses to be more than he knew; and the Curios, both father and son,
+ afterwards reproached Pompey, when he married Caesar’s daughter,
+ that he had made himself son-in-law to a man who had made him cuckold, and
+ one whom he himself was wont to call AEgisthus. Besides all these, he
+ entertained Servilia, Cato’s sister and mother to Marcus Brutus,
+ whence, every one believes, proceeded the great affection he had to
+ Brutus, by reason that he was born at a time when it was likely he might
+ be his son. So that I have reason, methinks, to take him for a man
+ extremely given to this debauch, and of very amorous constitution. But the
+ other passion of ambition, with which he was infinitely smitten, arising
+ in him to contend with the former, it was boon compelled to give way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here calling to mind Mohammed, who won Constantinople, and finally
+ exterminated the Grecian name, I do not know where these two were so
+ evenly balanced; equally an indefatigable lecher and soldier: but where
+ they both meet in his life and jostle one another, the quarrelling passion
+ always gets the better of the amorous one, and this though it was out of
+ its natural season never regained an absolute sovereignty over the other
+ till he had arrived at an extreme old age and unable to undergo the
+ fatigues of war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What is related for a contrary example of Ladislaus, king of Naples, is
+ very remarkable; that being a great captain, valiant and ambitious, he
+ proposed to himself for the principal end of his ambition, the execution
+ of his pleasure and the enjoyment of some rare and excellent beauty. His
+ death sealed up all the rest: for having by a close and tedious siege
+ reduced the city of Florence to so great distress that the inhabitants
+ were compelled to capitulate about surrender, he was content to let them
+ alone, provided they would deliver up to him a beautiful maid he had heard
+ of in their city; they were forced to yield to it, and by a private injury
+ to avert the public ruin. She was the daughter of a famous physician of
+ his time, who, finding himself involved in so foul a necessity, resolved
+ upon a high attempt. As every one was lending a hand to trick up his
+ daughter and to adorn her with ornaments and jewels to render her more
+ agreeable to this new lover, he also gave her a handkerchief most richly
+ wrought, and of an exquisite perfume, an implement they never go without
+ in those parts, which she was to make use of at their first approaches.
+ This handkerchief, poisoned with his greatest art, coming to be rubbed
+ between the chafed flesh and open pores, both of the one and the other, so
+ suddenly infused the poison, that immediately converting their warm into a
+ cold sweat they presently died in one another’s arms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I return to Caesar. His pleasures never made him steal one minute of
+ an hour, nor go one step aside from occasions that might any way conduce
+ to his advancement. This passion was so sovereign in him over all the
+ rest, and with so absolute authority possessed his soul, that it guided
+ him at pleasure. In truth, this troubles me, when, as to everything else,
+ I consider the greatness of this man, and the wonderful parts wherewith he
+ was endued; learned to that degree in all sorts of knowledge that there is
+ hardly any one science of which he has not written; so great an orator
+ that many have preferred his eloquence to that of Cicero, and he, I
+ conceive, did not think himself inferior to him in that particular, for
+ his two anti-Catos were written to counterbalance the elocution that
+ Cicero had expended in his Cato. As to the rest, was ever soul so
+ vigilant, so active, and so patient of labour as his? and, doubtless, it
+ was embellished with many rare seeds of virtue, lively, natural, and not
+ put on; he was singularly sober; so far from being delicate in his diet,
+ that Oppius relates, how that having one day at table set before him
+ medicated instead of common oil in some sauce, he ate heartily of it, that
+ he might not put his entertainer out of countenance. Another time he
+ caused his baker to be whipped for serving him with a finer than ordinary
+ sort of bread. Cato himself was wont to say of him, that he was the first
+ sober man who ever made it his business to ruin his country. And as to the
+ same Cato’s calling, him one day drunkard, it fell out thus being
+ both of them in the Senate, at a time when Catiline’s conspiracy was
+ in question of which was Caesar was suspected, one came and brought him a
+ letter sealed up. Cato believing that it was something the conspirators
+ gave him notice of, required him to deliver into his hand, which Caesar
+ was constrained to do to avoid further suspicion. It was by chance a
+ love-letter that Servilia, Cato’s sister, had written to him, which
+ Cato having read, he threw it back to him saying, “There, drunkard.”
+ This, I say, was rather a word of disdain and anger than an express
+ reproach of this vice, as we often rate those who anger us with the first
+ injurious words that come into our mouths, though nothing due to those we
+ are offended at; to which may be added that the vice with which Cato
+ upbraided him is wonderfully near akin to that wherein he had surprised
+ Caesar; for Bacchus and Venus, according to the proverb, very willingly
+ agree; but to me Venus is much more sprightly accompanied by sobriety. The
+ examples of his sweetness and clemency to those by whom he had been
+ offended are infinite; I mean, besides those he gave during the time of
+ the civil wars, which, as plainly enough appears by his writings, he
+ practised to cajole his enemies, and to make them less afraid of his
+ future dominion and victory. But I must also say, that if these examples
+ are not sufficient proofs of his natural sweetness, they, at least,
+ manifest a marvellous confidence and grandeur of courage in this person.
+ He has often been known to dismiss whole armies, after having overcome
+ them, to his enemies, without ransom, or deigning so much as to bind them
+ by oath, if not to favour him, at least no more to bear arms against him;
+ he has three or four times taken some of Pompey’s captains
+ prisoners, and as often set them at liberty. Pompey declared all those to
+ be enemies who did not follow him to the war; he proclaimed all those to
+ be his friends who sat still and did not actually take arms against him.
+ To such captains of his as ran away from him to go over to the other side,
+ he sent, moreover, their arms, horses, and equipage: the cities he had
+ taken by force he left at full liberty to follow which side they pleased,
+ imposing no other garrison upon them but the memory of his gentleness and
+ clemency. He gave strict and express charge, the day of his great battle
+ of Pharsalia, that, without the utmost necessity, no one should lay a hand
+ upon the citizens of Rome. These, in my opinion, were very hazardous
+ proceedings, and ‘tis no wonder if those in our civil war, who, like
+ him, fight against the ancient estate of their country, do not follow his
+ example; they are extraordinary means, and that only appertain to Caesar’s
+ fortune, and to his admirable foresight in the conduct of affairs. When I
+ consider the incomparable grandeur of his soul, I excuse victory that it
+ could not disengage itself from him, even in so unjust and so wicked a
+ cause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return to his clemency: we have many striking examples in the time of
+ his government, when, all things being reduced to his power, he had no
+ more written against him which he had as sharply answered: yet he did not
+ soon after forbear to use his interest to make him consul. Caius Calvus,
+ who had composed several injurious epigrams against him, having employed
+ many of his friends to mediate a reconciliation with him, Caesar
+ voluntarily persuaded himself to write first to him. And our good
+ Catullus, who had so rudely ruffled him under the name of Mamurra, coming
+ to offer his excuses to him, he made the same day sit at his table. Having
+ intelligence of some who spoke ill of him, he did no more, but only by a
+ public oration declare that he had notice of it. He still less feared his
+ enemies than he hated them; some conspiracies and cabals that were made
+ against his life being discovered to him, he satisfied himself in
+ publishing by proclamation that they were known to him, without further
+ prosecuting the conspirators.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the respect he had for his friends: Caius Oppius, being with him
+ upon a journey, and finding himself ill, he left him the only lodging he
+ had for himself, and lay all night upon a hard ground in the open air. As
+ to what concerns his justice, he put a beloved servant of his to death for
+ lying with a noble Roman’s wife, though there was no complaint made.
+ Never had man more moderation in his victory, nor more resolution in his
+ adverse fortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But all these good inclinations were stifled and spoiled by his furious
+ ambition, by which he suffered himself to be so transported and misled
+ that one may easily maintain that this passion was the rudder of all his
+ actions; of a liberal man, it made him a public thief to supply this
+ bounty and profusion, and made him utter this vile and unjust saying,
+ “That if the most wicked and profligate persons in the world had
+ been faithful in serving him towards his advancement, he would cherish and
+ prefer them to the utmost of his power, as much as the best of men.”
+ It intoxicated him with so excessive a vanity, as to dare to boast in the
+ presence of his fellow-citizens, that he had made the great commonwealth
+ of Rome a name without form and without body; and to say that his answers
+ for the future should stand for laws; and also to receive the body of the
+ Senate coming to him, sitting; to suffer himself to be adored, and to have
+ divine honours paid to him in his own presence. To conclude, this sole
+ vice, in my opinion, spoiled in him the most rich and beautiful nature
+ that ever was, and has rendered his name abominable to all good men, in
+ that he would erect his glory upon the ruins of his country and the
+ subversion of the greatest and most flourishing republic the world shall
+ ever see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There might, on the contrary, many examples be produced of great men whom
+ pleasures have made to neglect the conduct of their affairs, as Mark
+ Antony and others; but where love and ambition should be in equal balance,
+ and come to jostle with equal forces, I make no doubt but the last would
+ win the prize.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return to my subject: ‘tis much to bridle our appetites by the
+ argument of reason, or, by violence, to contain our members within their
+ duty; but to lash ourselves for our neighbour’s interest, and not
+ only to divest ourselves of the charming passion that tickles us, of the
+ pleasure we feel in being agreeable to others, and courted and beloved of
+ every one, but also to conceive a hatred against the graces that produce
+ that effect, and to condemn our beauty because it inflames others; of
+ this, I confess, I have met with few examples. But this is one. Spurina, a
+ young man of Tuscany:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qualis gemma micat, fulvum quae dividit aurum,
+ Aut collo decus, aut cupiti: vel quale per artem
+ Inclusum buxo aut Oricia terebintho
+ Lucet ebur,”
+
+ [“As a gem shines enchased in yellow gold, or an ornament on the
+ neck or head, or as ivory has lustre, set by art in boxwood or
+ Orician ebony.”&mdash;AEneid, x. 134.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ being endowed with a singular beauty, and so excessive, that the chastest
+ eyes could not chastely behold its rays; not contenting himself with
+ leaving so much flame and fever as he everywhere kindled without relief,
+ entered into a furious spite against himself and those great endowments
+ nature had so liberally conferred upon him, as if a man were responsible
+ to himself for the faults of others, and purposely slashed and disfigured,
+ with many wounds and scars, the perfect symmetry and proportion that
+ nature had so curiously imprinted in his face. To give my free opinion, I
+ more admire than honour such actions: such excesses are enemies to my
+ rules. The design was conscientious and good, but certainly a little
+ defective in prudence. What if his deformity served afterwards to make
+ others guilty of the sin of hatred or contempt; or of envy at the glory of
+ so rare a recommendation; or of calumny, interpreting this humour a mad
+ ambition! Is there any form from which vice cannot, if it will, extract
+ occasion to exercise itself, one way or another? It had been more just,
+ and also more noble, to have made of these gifts of God a subject of
+ exemplary regularity and virtue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They who retire themselves from the common offices, from that infinite
+ number of troublesome rules that fetter a man of exact honesty in civil
+ life, are in my opinion very discreet, what peculiar sharpness of
+ constraint soever they impose upon themselves in so doing. ‘Tis in
+ some sort a kind of dying to avoid the pain of living well. They may have
+ another reward; but the reward of difficulty I fancy they can never have;
+ nor, in uneasiness, that there can be anything more or better done than
+ the keeping oneself upright amid the waves of the world, truly and exactly
+ performing all parts of our duty. ‘Tis, peradventure, more easy to
+ keep clear of the sex than to maintain one’s self aright in all
+ points in the society of a wife; and a man may with less trouble adapt
+ himself to entire abstinence than to the due dispensation of abundance.
+ Use, carried on according to reason, has in it more of difficulty than
+ abstinence; moderation is a virtue that gives more work than suffering;
+ the well living of Scipio has a thousand fashions, that of Diogenes but
+ one; this as much excels the ordinary lives in innocence as the most
+ accomplished excel them in utility and force.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXIV&mdash;&mdash;OBSERVATION ON THE MEANS TO CARRY ON A WAR
+ ACCORDING TO JULIUS CAESAR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis related of many great leaders that they have had certain books
+ in particular esteem, as Alexander the Great, Homer; Scipio Africanus,
+ Xenophon; Marcus Brutus, Polybius; Charles V., Philip’de Comines;
+ and ‘tis said that, in our times, Machiavelli is elsewhere still in
+ repute; but the late Marshal Strozzi, who had taken Caesar for his man,
+ doubtless made the best choice, seeing that it indeed ought to be the
+ breviary of every soldier, as being the true and sovereign pattern of the
+ military art. And, moreover, God knows with that grace and beauty he has
+ embellished that rich matter, with so pure, delicate, and perfect
+ expression, that, in my opinion, there are no writings in the world
+ comparable to his, as to that business.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will set down some rare and particular passages of his wars that remain
+ in my memory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His army, being in some consternation upon the rumour that was spread of
+ the great forces that king Juba was leading against him, instead of
+ abating the apprehension which his soldiers had conceived at the news and
+ of lessening to them the forces of the enemy, having called them all
+ together to encourage and reassure them, he took a quite contrary way to
+ what we are used to do, for he told them that they need no more trouble
+ themselves with inquiring after the enemy’s forces, for that he was
+ certainly informed thereof, and then told them of a number much surpassing
+ both the truth and the report that was current in his army; following the
+ advice of Cyrus in Xenophon, forasmuch as the deception is not of so great
+ importance to find an enemy weaker than we expected, than to find him
+ really very strong, after having been made to believe that he was weak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was always his use to accustom his soldiers simply to obey, without
+ taking upon them to control, or so much as to speak of their captain’s
+ designs, which he never communicated to them but upon the point of
+ execution; and he took a delight, if they discovered anything of what he
+ intended, immediately to change his orders to deceive them; and to that
+ purpose, would often, when he had assigned his quarters in a place, pass
+ forward and lengthen his day’s march, especially if it was foul and
+ rainy weather.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Swiss, in the beginning of his wars in Gaul, having sent to him to
+ demand a free passage over the Roman territories, though resolved to
+ hinder them by force, he nevertheless spoke kindly to the messengers, and
+ took some respite to return an answer, to make use of that time for the
+ calling his army together. These silly people did not know how good a
+ husband he was of his time: for he often repeats that it is the best part
+ of a captain to know how to make use of occasions, and his diligence in
+ his exploits is, in truth, unheard of and incredible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If he was not very conscientious in taking advantage of an enemy under
+ colour of a treaty of agreement, he was as little so in this, that he
+ required no other virtue in a soldier but valour only, and seldom punished
+ any other faults but mutiny and disobedience. He would often after his
+ victories turn them loose to all sorts of licence, dispensing them for
+ some time from the rules of military discipline, saying withal that he had
+ soldiers so well trained up that, powdered and perfumed, they would run
+ furiously to the fight. In truth, he loved to have them richly armed, and
+ made them wear engraved, gilded, and damasked armour, to the end that the
+ care of saving it might engage them to a more obstinate defence. Speaking
+ to them, he called them by the name of fellow-soldiers, which we yet use;
+ which his successor, Augustus, reformed, supposing he had only done it
+ upon necessity, and to cajole those who merely followed him as volunteers:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rheni mihi Caesar in undis
+ Dux erat; hic socius; facinus quos inquinat, aequat:”
+
+ [“In the waters of the Rhine Caesar was my general; here at Rome he
+ is my fellow. Crime levels those whom it polluted.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, v. 289.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but that this carriage was too mean and low for the dignity of an emperor
+ and general of an army, and therefore brought up the custom of calling
+ them soldiers only.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this courtesy Caesar mixed great severity to keep them in awe; the
+ ninth legion having mutinied near Placentia, he ignominiously cashiered
+ them, though Pompey was then yet on foot, and received them not again to
+ grace till after many supplications; he quieted them more by authority and
+ boldness than by gentle ways.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In that place where he speaks of his, passage over the Rhine to Germany,
+ he says that, thinking it unworthy of the honour of the Roman people to
+ waft over his army in vessels, he built a bridge that they might pass over
+ dry-foot. There it was that he built that wonderful bridge of which he
+ gives so particular a description; for he nowhere so willingly dwells upon
+ his actions as in representing to us the subtlety of his inventions in
+ such kind of handiwork.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have also observed this, that he set a great value upon his exhortations
+ to the soldiers before the fight; for where he would show that he was
+ either surprised or reduced to a necessity of fighting, he always brings
+ in this, that he had not so much as leisure to harangue his army. Before
+ that great battle with those of Tournay, “Caesar,” says he,
+ “having given order for everything else, presently ran where fortune
+ carried him to encourage his people, and meeting with the tenth legion,
+ had no more time to say anything to them but this, that they should
+ remember their wonted valour; not to be astonished, but bravely sustain
+ the enemy’s encounter; and seeing the enemy had already approached
+ within a dart’s cast, he gave the signal for battle; and going
+ suddenly thence elsewhere, to encourage others, he found that they were
+ already engaged.” Here is what he tells us in that place. His
+ tongue, indeed, did him notable service upon several occasions, and his
+ military eloquence was, in his own time, so highly reputed, that many of
+ his army wrote down his harangues as he spoke them, by which means there
+ were volumes of them collected that existed a long time after him. He had
+ so particular a grace in speaking, that his intimates, and Augustus
+ amongst others, hearing those orations read, could distinguish even to the
+ phrases and words that were not his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first time that he went out of Rome with any public command, he
+ arrived in eight days at the river Rhone, having with him in his coach a
+ secretary or two before him who were continually writing, and him who
+ carried his sword behind him. And certainly, though a man did nothing but
+ go on, he could hardly attain that promptitude with which, having been
+ everywhere victorious in Gaul, he left it, and, following Pompey to
+ Brundusium, in eighteen days’ time he subdued all Italy; returned
+ from Brundusium to Rome; from Rome went into the very heart of Spain,
+ where he surmounted extreme difficulties in the war against Afranius and
+ Petreius, and in the long siege of Marseilles; thence he returned into
+ Macedonia, beat the Roman army at Pharsalia, passed thence in pursuit of
+ Pompey into Egypt, which he also subdued; from Egypt he went into Syria
+ and the territories of Pontus, where he fought Pharnaces; thence into
+ Africa, where he defeated Scipio and Juba; again returned through Italy,
+ where he defeated Pompey’s sons:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ocyor et coeli fiammis, et tigride foeta.”
+
+ [“Swifter than lightning, or the cub-bearing tigress.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, v. 405]
+
+ “Ac veluti montis saxum de, vertice praeceps
+ Cum ruit avulsum vento, seu turbidus imber
+ Proluit, aut annis solvit sublapsa vetustas,
+ Fertur in abruptum magno mons improbus actu,
+ Exultatque solo, silvas, armenta, virosque,
+ Involvens secum.”
+
+ [“And as a stone torn from the mountain’s top by the wind or rain
+ torrents, or loosened by age, falls massive with mighty force,
+ bounds here and there, in its course sweeps from the earth with it
+ woods, herds, and men.”&mdash;AEneid, xii. 684.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Speaking of the siege of Avaricum, he says, that it, was his custom to be
+ night and day with the pioneers.&mdash;[Engineers. D.W.]&mdash;In all
+ enterprises of consequence he always reconnoitred in person, and never
+ brought his army into quarters till he had first viewed the place, and, if
+ we may believe Suetonius, when he resolved to pass over into England, he
+ was the first man that sounded the passage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was wont to say that he more valued a victory obtained by counsel than
+ by force, and in the war against Petreius and Afranius, fortune presenting
+ him with an occasion of manifest advantage, he declined it, saying, that
+ he hoped, with a little more time, but less hazard, to overthrow his
+ enemies. He there also played a notable part in commanding his whole army
+ to pass the river by swimming, without any manner of necessity:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rapuitque ruens in praelia miles,
+ Quod fugiens timuisset, iter; mox uda receptis
+ Membra fovent armis, gelidosque a gurgite, cursu
+ Restituunt artus.”
+
+ [“The soldier rushing through a way to fight which he would have
+ been afraid to have taken in flight: then with their armour they
+ cover wet limbs, and by running restore warmth to their numbed
+ joints.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. 151.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I find him a little more temperate and considerate in his enterprises than
+ Alexander, for this man seems to seek and run headlong upon dangers like
+ an impetuous torrent which attacks and rushes against everything it meets,
+ without choice or discretion;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sic tauriformis volvitur Aufidus;
+ Qui regna Dauni perfluit Appuli,
+ Dum saevit, horrendamque cultis
+ Diluviem meditatur agris;”
+
+ [“So the biforked Aufidus, which flows through the realm of the
+ Apulian Daunus, when raging, threatens a fearful deluge to the
+ tilled ground.”&mdash;Horat., Od., iv. 14, 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and, indeed, he was a general in the flower and first heat of his youth,
+ whereas Caesar took up the trade at a ripe and well advanced age; to which
+ may be added that Alexander was of a more sanguine, hot, and choleric
+ constitution, which he also inflamed with wine, from which Caesar was very
+ abstinent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But where necessary occasion required, never did any man venture his
+ person more than he: so much so, that for my part, methinks I read in many
+ of his exploits a determinate resolution to throw himself away to avoid
+ the shame of being overcome. In his great battle with those of Tournay, he
+ charged up to the head of the enemies without his shield, just as he was
+ seeing the van of his own army beginning to give ground’; which also
+ several other times befell him. Hearing that his people were besieged, he
+ passed through the enemy’s army in disguise to go and encourage them
+ with his presence. Having crossed over to Dyrrachium with very slender
+ forces, and seeing the remainder of his army which he had left to Antony’s
+ conduct slow in following him, he undertook alone to repass the sea in a
+ very great storms and privately stole away to fetch the rest of his
+ forces, the ports on the other side being seized by Pompey, and the whole
+ sea being in his possession. And as to what he performed by force of hand,
+ there are many exploits that in hazard exceed all the rules of war; for
+ with how small means did he undertake to subdue the kingdom of Egypt, and
+ afterwards to attack the forces of Scipio and Juba, ten times greater than
+ his own? These people had, I know not what, more than human confidence in
+ their fortune; and he was wont to say that men must embark, and not
+ deliberate, upon high enterprises. After the battle of Pharsalia, when he
+ had sent his army away before him into Asia, and was passing in one single
+ vessel the strait of the Hellespont, he met Lucius Cassius at sea with ten
+ tall men-of-war, when he had the courage not only to stay his coming, but
+ to sail up to him and summon him to yield, which he did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having undertaken that furious siege of Alexia, where there were fourscore
+ thousand men in garrison, all Gaul being in arms to raise the siege and
+ having set an army on foot of a hundred and nine thousand horse, and of
+ two hundred and forty thousand foot, what a boldness and vehement
+ confidence was it in him that he would not give over his attempt, but
+ resolved upon two so great difficulties&mdash;which nevertheless he
+ overcame; and, after having won that great battle against those without,
+ soon reduced those within to his mercy. The same happened to Lucullus at
+ the siege of Tigranocerta against King Tigranes, but the condition of the
+ enemy was not the same, considering the effeminacy of those with whom
+ Lucullus had to deal. I will here set down two rare and extraordinary
+ events concerning this siege of Alexia; one, that the Gauls having drawn
+ their powers together to encounter Caesar, after they had made a general
+ muster of all their forces, resolved in their council of war to dismiss a
+ good part of this great multitude, that they might not fall into
+ confusion. This example of fearing to be too many is new; but, to take it
+ right, it stands to reason that the body of an army should be of a
+ moderate greatness, and regulated to certain bounds, both out of respect
+ to the difficulty of providing for them, and the difficulty of governing
+ and keeping them in order. At least it is very easy to make it appear by
+ example that armies monstrous in number have seldom done anything to
+ purpose. According to the saying of Cyrus in Xenophon, “‘Tis
+ not the number of men, but the number of good men, that gives the
+ advantage”: the remainder serving rather to trouble than assist. And
+ Bajazet principally grounded his resolution of giving Tamerlane battle,
+ contrary to the opinion of all his captains, upon this, that his enemies
+ numberless number of men gave him assured hopes of confusion. Scanderbeg,
+ a very good and expert judge in such matters, was wont to say that ten or
+ twelve thousand reliable fighting men were sufficient to a good leader to
+ secure his regulation in all sorts of military occasions. The other thing
+ I will here record, which seems to be contrary both to the custom and
+ rules of war, is, that Vercingetorix, who was made general of all the
+ parts of the revolted Gaul, should go shut up himself in Alexia: for he
+ who has the command of a whole country ought never to shut himself up but
+ in case of such last extremity that the only place he has left is in
+ concern, and that the only hope he has left is in the defence of that
+ city; otherwise he ought to keep himself always at liberty, that he may
+ have the means to provide, in general, for all parts of his government.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return to Caesar. He grew, in time, more slow and more considerate, as
+ his friend Oppius witnesses: conceiving that he ought not lightly to
+ hazard the glory of so many victories, which one blow of fortune might
+ deprive him of. ‘Tis what the Italians say, when they would reproach
+ the rashness and foolhardiness of young people, calling them Bisognosi d’onore,
+ “necessitous of honour,” and that being in so great a want and
+ dearth of reputation, they have reason to seek it at what price soever,
+ which they ought not to do who have acquired enough already. There may
+ reasonably be some moderation, some satiety, in this thirst and appetite
+ of glory, as well as in other things: and there are enough people who
+ practise it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was far remote from the religious scruples of the ancient Romans, who
+ would never prevail in their wars but by dint of pure and simple valour;
+ and yet he was more conscientious than we should be in these days, and did
+ not approve all sorts of means to obtain a victory. In the war against
+ Ariovistus, whilst he was parleying with him, there happened some
+ commotion between the horsemen, which was occasioned by the fault of
+ Ariovistus’ light horse, wherein, though Caesar saw he had a very
+ great advantage of the enemy, he would make no use on’t, lest he
+ should have been reproached with a treacherous proceeding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was always wont to wear rich garments, and of a shining colour in
+ battle, that he might be the more remarkable and better observed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He always carried a stricter and tighter hand over his soldiers when near
+ an enemy. When the ancient Greeks would accuse any one of extreme
+ insufficiency, they would say, in common proverb, that he could neither
+ read nor swim; he was of the same opinion, that swimming was of great use
+ in war, and himself found it so; for when he had to use diligence, he
+ commonly swam over the rivers in his way; for he loved to march on foot,
+ as also did Alexander the Great. Being in Egypt forced, to save himself,
+ to go into a little boat, and so many people leaping in with him that it
+ was in danger of sinking, he chose rather to commit himself to the sea,
+ and swam to his fleet, which lay two hundred paces off, holding in his
+ left hand his tablets, and drawing his coatarmour in his teeth, that it
+ might not fall into the enemy’s hand, and at this time he was of a
+ pretty advanced age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Never had any general so much credit with his soldiers: in the beginning
+ of the civil wars, his centurions offered him to find every one a
+ man-at-arms at his own charge, and the foot soldiers to serve him at their
+ own expense; those who were most at their ease, moreover, undertaking to
+ defray the more necessitous. The late Admiral Chastillon
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Gaspard de Coligny, assassinated in the St. Bartholomew
+ massacre, 24th August 1572.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ showed us the like example in our civil wars; for the French of his army
+ provided money out of their own purses to pay the foreigners that were
+ with him. There are but rarely found examples of so ardent and so ready an
+ affection amongst the soldiers of elder times, who kept themselves
+ strictly to their rules of war: passion has a more absolute command over
+ us than reason; and yet it happened in the war against Hannibal, that by
+ the example of the people of Rome in the city, the soldiers and captains
+ refused their pay in the army, and in Marcellus’ camp those were
+ branded with the name of Mercenaries who would receive any. Having got the
+ worst of it near Dyrrachium, his soldiers came and offered themselves to
+ be chastised and punished, so that there was more need to comfort than
+ reprove them. One single cohort of his withstood four of Pompey’s
+ legions above four hours together, till they were almost all killed with
+ arrows, so that there were a hundred and thirty thousand shafts found in
+ the trenches. A soldier called Scaeva, who commanded at one of the
+ avenues, invincibly maintained his ground, having lost an eye, with one
+ shoulder and one thigh shot through, and his shield hit in two hundred and
+ thirty places. It happened that many of his soldiers being taken
+ prisoners, rather chose to die than promise to join the contrary side.
+ Granius Petronius was taken by Scipio in Africa: Scipio having put the
+ rest to death, sent him word that he gave him his life, for he was a man
+ of quality and quaestor, to whom Petronius sent answer back, that Caesar’s
+ soldiers were wont to give others their life, and not to receive it; and
+ immediately with his own hand killed himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of their fidelity there are infinite examples amongst them, that which was
+ done by those who were besieged in Salona, a city that stood for Caesar
+ against Pompey, is not, for the rarity of an accident that there happened,
+ to be forgotten. Marcus Octavius kept them close besieged; they within
+ being reduced to the extremest necessity of all things, so that to supply
+ the want of men, most of them being either slain or wounded, they had
+ manumitted all their slaves, and had been constrained to cut off all the
+ women’s hair to make ropes for their war engines, besides a
+ wonderful dearth of victuals, and yet continuing resolute never to yield.
+ After having drawn the siege to a great length, by which Octavius was
+ grown more negligent and less attentive to his enterprise, they made
+ choice of one day about noon, and having first placed the women and
+ children upon the walls to make a show, sallied upon the besiegers with
+ such fury, that having routed the first, second, and third body, and
+ afterwards the fourth, and the rest, and beaten them all out of their
+ trenches, they pursued them even to their ships, and Octavius himself was
+ fain to fly to Dyrrachium, where Pompey lay. I do not at present remember
+ that I have met with any other example where the besieged ever gave the
+ besieger a total defeat and won the field, nor that a sortie ever achieved
+ the result of a pure and entire victory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXV&mdash;&mdash;OF THREE GOOD WOMEN
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ They are not by the dozen, as every one knows, and especially in the
+ duties of marriage, for that is a bargain full of so many nice
+ circumstances that ‘tis hard a woman’s will should long endure
+ such a restraint; men, though their condition be something better under
+ that tie, have yet enough to do. The true touch and test of a happy
+ marriage have respect to the time of the companionship, if it has been
+ constantly gentle, loyal, and agreeable. In our age, women commonly
+ reserve the publication of their good offices, and their vehement
+ affection towards their husbands, until they have lost them, or at least,
+ till then defer the testimonies of their good will; a too slow testimony
+ and unseasonable. By it they rather manifest that they never loved them
+ till dead: their life is nothing but trouble; their death full of love and
+ courtesy. As fathers conceal their affection from their children, women,
+ likewise, conceal theirs from their husbands, to maintain a modest
+ respect. This mystery is not for my palate; ‘tis to much purpose
+ that they scratch themselves and tear their hair. I whisper in a
+ waiting-woman’s or secretary’s ear: “How were they, how
+ did they live together?” I always have that good saying m my head:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jactantius moerent, quae minus dolent.”
+
+ [“They make the most ado who are least concerned.” (Or:)
+ “They mourn the more ostentatiously, the less they grieve.”
+ &mdash;Tacitus, Annal., ii. 77, writing of Germanicus.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Their whimpering is offensive to the living and vain to the dead. We
+ should willingly give them leave to laugh after we are dead, provided they
+ will smile upon us whilst we are alive. Is it not enough to make a man
+ revive in pure spite, that she, who spat in my face whilst I was in being,
+ shall come to kiss my feet when I am no more? If there be any honour in
+ lamenting a husband, it only appertains to those who smiled upon them
+ whilst they had them; let those who wept during their lives laugh at their
+ deaths, as well outwardly as within. Therefore, never regard those
+ blubbered eyes and that pitiful voice; consider her deportment, her
+ complexion, the plumpness of her cheeks under all those formal veils;
+ ‘tis there she talks plain French. There are few who do not mend
+ upon’t, and health is a quality that cannot lie. That starched and
+ ceremonious countenance looks not so much back as forward, and is rather
+ intended to get a new husband than to lament the old. When I was a boy, a
+ very beautiful and virtuous lady, who is yet living, the widow of a
+ prince, wore somewhat more ornament in her dress than our laws of
+ widowhood allow, and being reproached with it, she made answer that it was
+ because she was resolved to have no more love affairs, and would never
+ marry again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have here, not at all dissenting from our customs, made choice of three
+ women, who have also expressed the utmost of their goodness and affection
+ about their husbands’ deaths; yet are they examples of another kind
+ than are now m use, and so austere that they will hardly be drawn into
+ imitation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The younger Pliny’ had near a house of his in Italy a neighbour who
+ was exceedingly tormented with certain ulcers in his private parts. His
+ wife seeing him so long to languish, entreated that he would give her
+ leave to see and at leisure to consider of the condition of his disease,
+ and that she would freely tell him what she thought. This permission being
+ obtained, and she having curiously examined the business, found it
+ impossible he could ever be cured, and that all he had to hope for or
+ expect was a great while to linger out a painful and miserable life, and
+ therefore, as the most sure and sovereign remedy, resolutely advised him
+ to kill himself. But finding him a little tender and backward in so rude
+ an attempt: “Do not think, my friend,” said she, “that
+ the torments I see thee endure are not as sensible to me as to thyself,
+ and that to deliver myself from them, I will not myself make use of the
+ same remedy I have prescribed to thee. I will accompany thee in the cure
+ as I have done in the disease; fear nothing, but believe that we shall
+ have pleasure in this passage that is to free us from so many miseries,
+ and we will go happily together.” Which having said, and roused up
+ her husband’s courage, she resolved that they should throw
+ themselves headlong into the sea out of a window that overlooked it, and
+ that she might maintain to the last the loyal and vehement affection
+ wherewith she had embraced him during his life, she would also have him
+ die in her arms; but lest they should fail, and should quit their hold in
+ the fall through fear, she tied herself fast to him by the waist, and so
+ gave up her own life to procure her husband’s repose. This was a
+ woman of mean condition; and, amongst that class of people, ‘tis no
+ very new thing to see some examples of rare virtue:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Extrema per illos
+ Justitia excedens terris vestigia fecit.”
+
+ [“Justice, when she left the earth, took her last
+ steps among them.”&mdash;Virgil, Georg., ii. 473.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The other two were noble and rich, where examples of virtue are rarely
+ lodged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Arria, the wife of Caecina Paetus, a consular person, was the mother of
+ another Arria, the wife of Thrasea Paetus, he whose virtue was so renowned
+ in the time of Nero, and by this son-in-law, the grandmother of Fannia:
+ for the resemblance of the names of these men and women, and their
+ fortunes, have led to several mistakes. This first Arria, her husband
+ Caecina Paetus, having been taken prisoner by some of the Emperor Claudius’
+ people, after Scribonianus’ defeat, whose party he had embraced in
+ the war, begged of those who were to carry him prisoner to Rome, that they
+ would take her into their ship, where she would be of much less charge and
+ trouble to them than a great many persons they must otherwise have to
+ attend her husband, and that she alone would undertake to serve him in his
+ chamber, his kitchen, and all other offices. They refused, whereupon she
+ put herself into a fisher-boat she hired on the spot, and in that manner
+ followed him from Sclavonia. When she had come to Rome, Junia, the widow
+ of Scribonianus, having one day, from the resemblance of their fortune,
+ accosted her in the Emperor’s presence; she rudely repulsed her with
+ these words, “I,” said she, “speak to thee, or give ear
+ to any thing thou sayest! to thee in whose lap Scribonianus was slain, and
+ thou art yet alive!” These words, with several other signs, gave her
+ friends to understand that she would undoubtedly despatch herself,
+ impatient of supporting her husband’s misfortune. And Thrasea, her
+ son-in-law, beseeching her not to throw away herself, and saying to her,
+ “What! if I should run the same fortune that Caecina has done, would
+ you that your daughter, my wife, should do the same?”&mdash;“Would
+ I?” replied she, “yes, yes, I would: if she had lived as long,
+ and in as good understanding with thee as I have done, with my husband.”
+ These answers made them more careful of her, and to have a more watchful
+ eye to her proceedings. One day, having said to those who looked to her:
+ “Tis to much purpose that you take all this pains to prevent me; you
+ may indeed make me die an ill death, but to keep me from dying is not in
+ your power”; she in a sudden phrenzy started from a chair whereon
+ she sat, and with all her force dashed her head against the wall, by which
+ blow being laid flat in a swoon, and very much wounded, after they had
+ again with great ado brought her to herself: “I told you,”
+ said she, “that if you refused me some easy way of dying, I should
+ find out another, how painful soever.” The conclusion of so
+ admirable a virtue was this: her husband Paetus, not having resolution
+ enough of his own to despatch himself, as he was by the emperor’s
+ cruelty enjoined, one day, amongst others, after having first employed all
+ the reasons and exhortations which she thought most prevalent to persuade
+ him to it, she snatched the poignard he wore from his side, and holding it
+ ready in her hand, for the conclusion of her admonitions; “Do thus,
+ Paetus,” said she, and in the same instant giving herself a mortal
+ stab in the breast, and then drawing it out of the wound, presented it to
+ him, ending her life with this noble, generous, and immortal saying,
+ “Paete, non dolet”&mdash;having time to pronounce no more but
+ those three never-to-be-forgotten words: “Paetus, it is not painful.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Casta suo gladium cum traderet Arria Paeto,
+ Quern de visceribus traxerat ipsa suis
+ Si qua fides, vulnus quod feci non dolet, inquit,
+ Sed quod to facies, id mihi, Paete, dolet.”
+
+ [“When the chaste Arria gave to Poetus the reeking sword she had
+ drawn from her breast, ‘If you believe me,’ she said, ‘Paetus, the
+ wound I have made hurts not, but ‘tis that which thou wilt make that
+ hurts me.’”&mdash;-Martial, i. 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The action was much more noble in itself, and of a braver sense than the
+ poet expressed it: for she was so far from being deterred by the thought
+ of her husband’s wound and death and her own, that she had been
+ their promotress and adviser: but having performed this high and
+ courageous enterprise for her husband’s only convenience, she had
+ even in the last gasp of her life no other concern but for him, and of
+ dispossessing him of the fear of dying with her. Paetus presently struck
+ himself to the heart with the same weapon, ashamed, I suppose, to have
+ stood in need of so dear and precious an example.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pompeia Paulina, a young and very noble Roman lady, had married Seneca in
+ his extreme old age. Nero, his fine pupil, sent his guards to him to
+ denounce the sentence of death, which was performed after this manner:
+ When the Roman emperors of those times had condemned any man of quality,
+ they sent to him by their officers to choose what death he would, and to
+ execute it within such or such a time, which was limited, according to the
+ degree of their indignation, to a shorter or a longer respite, that they
+ might therein have better leisure to dispose their affairs, and sometimes
+ depriving them of the means of doing it by the shortness of the time; and
+ if the condemned seemed unwilling to submit to the order, they had people
+ ready at hand to execute it either by cutting the veins of the arms and
+ legs, or by compelling them by force to swallow a draught of poison. But
+ persons of honour would not abide this necessity, but made use of their
+ own physicians and surgeons for this purpose. Seneca, with a calm and
+ steady countenance, heard their charge, and presently called for paper to
+ write his will, which being by the captain refused, he turned himself
+ towards his friends, saying to them, “Since I cannot leave you any
+ other acknowledgment of the obligation I have to you, I leave you at least
+ the best thing I have, namely, the image of my life and manners, which I
+ entreat you to keep in memory of me, that by so doing you may acquire the
+ glory of sincere and real friends.” And there withal, one while
+ appeasing the sorrow he saw in them with gentle words, and presently
+ raising his voice to reprove them: “What,” said he, “are
+ become of all our brave philosophical precepts? What are become of all the
+ provisions we have so many years laid up against the accidents of fortune?
+ Is Nero’s cruelty unknown to us? What could we expect from him who
+ had murdered his mother and his brother, but that he should put his tutor
+ to death who had brought him up?” After having spoken these words in
+ general, he turned himself towards his wife, and embracing her fast in his
+ arms, as, her heart and strength failing her, she was ready to sink down
+ with grief, he begged of her, for his sake, to bear this accident with a
+ little more patience, telling her, that now the hour was come wherein he
+ was to show, not by argument and discourse, but effect, the fruit he had
+ acquired by his studies, and that he really embraced his death, not only
+ without grief, but moreover with joy. “Wherefore, my dearest,”
+ said he, “do not dishonour it with thy tears, that it may not seem
+ as if thou lovest thyself more than my reputation. Moderate thy grief, and
+ comfort thyself in the knowledge thou hast had of me and my actions,
+ leading the remainder of thy life in the same virtuous manner thou hast
+ hitherto done.” To which Paulina, having a little recovered her
+ spirits, and warmed the magnanimity of her courage with a most generous
+ affection, replied,&mdash;“No, Seneca,” said she, “I am
+ not a woman to suffer you to go alone in such a necessity: I will not have
+ you think that the virtuous examples of your life have not taught me how
+ to die; and when can I ever better or more fittingly do it, or more to my
+ own desire, than with you? and therefore assure yourself I will go along
+ with you.” Then Seneca, taking this noble and generous resolution of
+ his wife m good part, and also willing to free himself from the fear of
+ leaving her exposed to the cruelty of his enemies after his death: “I
+ have, Paulina,” said he, “instructed thee in what would serve
+ thee happily to live; but thou more covetest, I see, the honour of dying:
+ in truth, I will not grudge it thee; the constancy and resolution in our
+ common end are the same, but the beauty and glory of thy part are much
+ greater.” Which being said, the surgeons, at the same time, opened
+ the veins of both their arms, but as those of Seneca were more shrunk up,
+ as well with age as abstinence, made his blood flow too slowly, he
+ moreover commanded them to open the veins of his thighs; and lest the
+ torments he endured might pierce his wife’s heart, and also to free
+ himself from the affliction of seeing her in so sad a condition, after
+ having taken a very affectionate leave of her, he entreated she would
+ suffer them to carry her into her chamber, which they accordingly did. But
+ all these incisions being not yet enough to make him die, he commanded
+ Statius Anneus, his physician, to give him a draught of poison, which had
+ not much better effect; for by reason of the weakness and coldness of his
+ limbs, it could not arrive at his heart. Wherefore they were forced to
+ superadd a very hot bath, and then, feeling his end approach, whilst he
+ had breath he continued excellent discourses upon the subject of his
+ present condition, which the secretaries wrote down so long as they could
+ hear his voice, and his last words were long after in high honour and
+ esteem amongst men, and it is a great loss to us that they have not come
+ down to our times. Then, feeling the last pangs of death, with the bloody
+ water of the bath he bathed his head, saying: “This water I dedicate
+ to Jupiter the deliverer.” Nero, being presently informed of all
+ this, fearing lest the death of Paulina, who was one of the best-born
+ ladies of Rome, and against whom he had no particular unkindness, should
+ turn to his reproach, sent orders in all haste to bind up her wounds,
+ which her attendants did without her knowledge, she being already half
+ dead, and without all manner of sense. Thus, though she lived contrary to
+ her own design, it was very honourably, and befitting her own virtue, her
+ pale complexion ever after manifesting how much life had run from her
+ veins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These are my three very true stories, which I find as entertaining and as
+ tragic as any of those we make out of our own heads wherewith to amuse the
+ common people; and I wonder that they who are addicted to such relations,
+ do not rather cull out ten thousand very fine stories, which are to be
+ found in books, that would save them the trouble of invention, and be more
+ useful and diverting; and he who would make a whole and connected body of
+ them would need to add nothing of his own, but the connection only, as it
+ were the solder of another metal; and might by this means embody a great
+ many true events of all sorts, disposing and diversifying them according
+ as the beauty of the work should require, after the same manner, almost,
+ as Ovid has made up his Metamorphoses of the infinite number of various
+ fables.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the last couple, this is, moreover, worthy of consideration, that
+ Paulina voluntarily offered to lose her life for the love of her husband,
+ and that her husband had formerly also forborne to die for the love of
+ her. We may think there is no just counterpoise in this exchange; but,
+ according to his stoical humour, I fancy he thought he had done as much
+ for her, in prolonging his life upon her account, as if he had died for
+ her. In one of his letters to Lucilius, after he has given him to
+ understand that, being seized with an ague in Rome, he presently took
+ coach to go to a house he had in the country, contrary to his wife’s
+ opinion, who would have him stay, and that he had told her that the ague
+ he was seized with was not a fever of the body but of the place, it
+ follows thus: “She let me go,” says he, “giving me a
+ strict charge of my health. Now I, who know that her life is involved in
+ mine, begin to make much of myself, that I may preserve her. And I lose
+ the privilege my age has given me, of being more constant and resolute in
+ many things, when I call to mind that in this old fellow there is a young
+ girl who is interested in his health. And since I cannot persuade her to
+ love me more courageously, she makes me more solicitously love myself: for
+ we must allow something to honest affections, and, sometimes, though
+ occasions importune us to the contrary, we must call back life, even
+ though it be with torment: we must hold the soul fast in our teeth, since
+ the rule of living, amongst good men, is not so long as they please, but
+ as long as they ought. He that loves not his wife nor his friend so well
+ as to prolong his life for them, but will obstinately die, is too delicate
+ and too effeminate: the soul must impose this upon itself, when the
+ utility of our friends so requires; we must sometimes lend ourselves to
+ our friends, and when we would die for ourselves must break that
+ resolution for them. ‘Tis a testimony of grandeur of courage to
+ return to life for the consideration of another, as many excellent persons
+ have done: and ‘tis a mark of singular good nature to preserve old
+ age (of which the greatest convenience is the indifference as to its
+ duration, and a more stout and disdainful use of life), when a man
+ perceives that this office is pleasing, agreeable, and useful to some
+ person by whom he is very much beloved. And a man reaps by it a very
+ pleasing reward; for what can be more delightful than to be so dear to his
+ wife, as upon her account he shall become dearer to himself? Thus has my
+ Paulina loaded me not only with her fears, but my own; it has not been
+ sufficient to consider how resolutely I could die, but I have also
+ considered how irresolutely she would bear my death. I am enforced to
+ live, and sometimes to live in magnanimity.” These are his own
+ words, as excellent as they everywhere are.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXVI&mdash;&mdash;OF THE MOST EXCELLENT MEN
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ If I should be asked my choice among all the men who have come to my
+ knowledge, I should make answer, that methinks I find three more excellent
+ than all the rest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of them Homer: not that Aristotle and Varro, for example, were not,
+ peradventure, as learned as he; nor that possibly Virgil was not equal to
+ him in his own art, which I leave to be determined by such as know them
+ both. I who, for my part, understand but one of them, can only say this,
+ according to my poor talent, that I do not believe the Muses themselves
+ could ever go beyond the Roman:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tale facit carmen docta testudine, quale
+ Cynthius impositis temperat articulis:”
+
+ [“He plays on his learned lute a verse such as Cynthian Apollo
+ modulates with his imposed fingers.”&mdash;Propertius, ii. 34, 79.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and yet in this judgment we are not to forget that it is chiefly from
+ Homer that Virgil derives his excellence, that he is guide and teacher;
+ and that one touch of the Iliad has supplied him with body and matter out
+ of which to compose his great and divine AEneid. I do not reckon upon
+ that, but mix several other circumstances that render to me this poet
+ admirable, even as it were above human condition. And, in truth, I often
+ wonder that he who has produced, and, by his authority, given reputation
+ in the world to so many deities, was not deified himself. Being blind and
+ poor, living before the sciences were reduced into rule and certain
+ observation, he was so well acquainted with them, that all those who have
+ since taken upon them to establish governments, to carry on wars, and to
+ write either of religion or philosophy, of what sect soever, or of the
+ arts, have made use of him as of a most perfect instructor in the
+ knowledge of all things, and of his books as of a treasury of all sorts of
+ learning:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui, quid sit pulcrum, quid turpe, quid utile, quid non,
+ Planius ac melius Chrysippo et Crantore dicit:”
+
+ [“Who tells us what is good, what evil, what useful, what not, more
+ clearly and better than Chrysippus and Crantor?”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 2, 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and as this other says,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “A quo, ceu fonte perenni,
+ Vatum Pieriis ora rigantur aquis”
+
+ [“From which, as from a perennial spring, the lips of the poets
+ are moistened by Pierian waters.”&mdash;Ovid, Amoy., iii. 9, 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and the other,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Adde Heliconiadum comites, quorum unus Homerus
+ Sceptra potitus;”
+
+ [“Add the companions of the Muses, whose sceptre Homer has solely
+ obtained.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 1050.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and the other:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cujusque ex ore profusos
+ Omnis posteritas latices in carmina duxit,
+ Amnemque in tenues ausa est deducere rivos.
+ Unius foecunda bonis.”
+
+ [“From whose mouth all posterity has drawn out copious streams of
+ verse, and has made bold to turn the mighty river into its little
+ rivulets, fertile in the property of one man.”
+ &mdash;Manilius, Astyon., ii. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis contrary to the order of nature that he has made the most
+ excellent production that can possibly be; for the ordinary birth of
+ things is imperfect; they thrive and gather strength by growing, whereas
+ he rendered the infancy of poesy and several other sciences mature,
+ perfect, and accomplished at first. And for this reason he may be called
+ the first and the last of the poets, according to the fine testimony
+ antiquity has left us of him, “that as there was none before him
+ whom he could imitate, so there has been none since that could imitate
+ him.” His words, according to Aristotle, are the only words that
+ have motion and action, the only substantial words. Alexander the Great,
+ having found a rich cabinet amongst Darius’ spoils, gave order it
+ should be reserved for him to keep his Homer in, saying: that he was the
+ best and most faithful counsellor he had in his military affairs. For the
+ same reason it was that Cleomenes, the son of Anaxandridas, said that he
+ was the poet of the Lacedaemonians, for that he was an excellent master
+ for the discipline of war. This singular and particular commendation is
+ also left of him in the judgment of Plutarch, that he is the only author
+ in the world that never glutted nor disgusted his readers, presenting
+ himself always another thing, and always flourishing in some new grace.
+ That wanton Alcibiades, having asked one, who pretended to learning, for a
+ book of Homer, gave him a box of the ear because he had none, which he
+ thought as scandalous as we should if we found one of our priests without
+ a Breviary. Xenophanes complained one day to Hiero, the tyrant of
+ Syracuse, that he was so poor he had not wherewithal to maintain two
+ servants. “What!” replied he, “Homer, who was much
+ poorer than thou art, keeps above ten thousand, though he is dead.”
+ What did Panaetius leave unsaid when he called Plato the Homer of the
+ philosophers? Besides what glory can be compared to his? Nothing is so
+ frequent in men’s mouths as his name and works, nothing so known and
+ received as Troy, Helen, and the war about her, when perhaps there was
+ never any such thing. Our children are still called by names that he
+ invented above three thousand years ago; who does not know Hector and
+ Achilles? Not only some particular families, but most nations also seek
+ their origin in his inventions. Mohammed, the second of that name, emperor
+ of the Turks, writing to our Pope Pius II., “I am astonished,”
+ says he, “that the Italians should appear against me, considering
+ that we have our common descent from the Trojans, and that it concerns me
+ as well as it does them to revenge the blood of Hector upon the Greeks,
+ whom they countenance against me.” Is it not a noble farce wherein
+ kings, republics, and emperors have so many ages played their parts, and
+ to which the vast universe serves for a theatre? Seven Grecian cities
+ contended for his birth, so much honour even his obscurity helped him to!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Smyrna, Rhodos, Colophon, Salamis, Chios, Argos, Athenm.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The other is Alexander the Great. For whoever will consider the age at
+ which he began his enterprises, the small means by which he effected so
+ glorious a design, the authority he obtained in such mere youth with the
+ greatest and most experienced captains of the world, by whom he was
+ followed, the extraordinary favour wherewith fortune embraced and favoured
+ so many hazardous, not to say rash, exploits,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Impellens quicquid sibi summa petenti
+ Obstaret, gaudensque viam fecisse ruins;”
+
+ [“Bearing down all who sought to withstand him, and pleased
+ to force his way by ruin.”&mdash;Lucan, i. 149.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ that greatness, to have at the age of three-and-thirty years, passed
+ victorious through the whole habitable earth, and in half a life to have
+ attained to the utmost of what human nature can do; so that you cannot
+ imagine its just duration and the continuation of his increase in valour
+ and fortune, up to a due maturity of age, but that you must withal imagine
+ something more than man: to have made so many royal branches to spring
+ from his soldiers, leaving the world, at his death, divided amongst four
+ successors, simple captains of his army, whose posterity so long continued
+ and maintained that vast possession; so many excellent virtues as he was
+ master of, justice, temperance, liberality, truth in his word, love
+ towards his own people, and humanity towards those he overcame; for his
+ manners, in general, seem in truth incapable of any manner of reproach,
+ although some particular and extraordinary actions of his may fall under
+ censure. But it is impossible to carry on such great things as he did
+ within the strict rules of justice; such as he are to be judged in gross
+ by the main end of their actions. The ruin of Thebes and Persepolis, the
+ murder of Menander and of Ephistion’s physician, the massacre of so
+ many Persian prisoners at one time, of a troop of Indian soldiers not
+ without prejudice to his word, and of the Cossians, so much as to the very
+ children, are indeed sallies that are not well to be excused. For, as to
+ Clytus, the fault was more than redeemed; and that very action, as much as
+ any other whatever, manifests the goodness of his nature, a nature most
+ excellently formed to goodness; and it was ingeniously said of him, that
+ he had his virtues from Nature, his vices from Fortune. As to his being a
+ little given to bragging, a little too impatient of hearing himself
+ ill-spoken of, and as to those mangers, arms, and bits he caused to be
+ strewed in the Indies, all those little vanities, methinks, may very well
+ be allowed to his youth, and the prodigious prosperity of his fortune. And
+ who will consider withal his so many military virtues, his diligence,
+ foresight, patience, discipline, subtlety, magnanimity, resolution, and
+ good fortune, wherein (though we had not had the authority of Hannibal to
+ assure us) he was the first of men, the admirable beauty and symmetry of
+ his person, even to a miracle, his majestic port and awful mien, in a face
+ so young, ruddy, and radiant:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qualis, ubi Oceani perfusus Lucifer unda,
+ Quem Venus ante alios astrorum diligit ignes,
+ Extulit os sacrum coelo, tenebrasque resolvit;”
+
+ [“As when, bathed in the waves of Ocean, Lucifer, whom Venus loves
+ beyond the other stars, has displayed his sacred countenance to the
+ heaven, and disperses the darkness”&mdash;AEneid, iii. 589.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the excellence of his knowledge and capacity; the duration and grandeur of
+ his glory, pure, clean, without spot or envy, and that long after his
+ death it was a religious belief that his very medals brought good fortune
+ to all who carried them about them; and that more kings and princes have
+ written his actions than other historians have written the actions of any
+ other king or prince whatever; and that to this very day the Mohammedans,
+ who despise all other histories, admit of and honour his alone, by a
+ special privilege: whoever, I say, will seriously consider these
+ particulars, will confess that, all these things put together, I had
+ reason to prefer him before Caesar himself, who alone could make me
+ doubtful in my choice: and it cannot be denied that there was more of his
+ own in his exploits, and more of fortune in those of Alexander. They were
+ in many things equal, and peradventure Caesar had some greater qualities
+ they were two fires, or two torrents, overrunning the world by several
+ ways;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ac velut immissi diversis partibus ignes
+ Arentem in silvam, et virgulta sonantia lauro
+ Aut ubi decursu rapido de montibus altis
+ Dant sonitum spumosi amnes, et in aequora currunt,
+ Quisque suum populatus iter:”
+
+ [“And as fires applied in several parts to a dry wood and crackling
+ shrubs of laurel, or as with impetuous fall from the steep
+ mountains, foaming torrents pour down to the ocean, each clearing a
+ destructive course.”&mdash;AEneid, xii. 521.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but though Caesar’s ambition had been more moderate, it would still
+ be so unhappy, having the ruin of his country and universal mischief to
+ the world for its abominable object, that, all things raked together and
+ put into the balance, I must needs incline to Alexander’s side.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The third and in my opinion the most excellent, is Epaminondas. Of glory
+ he has not near so much as the other two (which, for that matter, is but a
+ part of the substance of the thing): of valour and resolution, not of that
+ sort which is pushed on by ambition, but of that which wisdom and reason
+ can plant in a regular soul, he had all that could be imagined. Of this
+ virtue of his, he has, in my idea, given as ample proof as Alexander
+ himself or Caesar: for although his warlike exploits were neither so
+ frequent nor so full, they were yet, if duly considered in all their
+ circumstances, as important, as bravely fought, and carried with them as
+ manifest testimony of valour and military conduct, as those of any
+ whatever. The Greeks have done him the honour, without contradiction, to
+ pronounce him the greatest man of their nation; and to be the first of
+ Greece, is easily to be the first of the world. As to his knowledge, we
+ have this ancient judgment of him, “That never any man knew so much,
+ and spake so little as he”;&mdash;[Plutarch, On the Demon of
+ Socrates, c. 23.]&mdash;for he was of the Pythagorean sect; but when he
+ did speak, never any man spake better; an excellent orator, and of
+ powerful persuasion. But as to his manners and conscience, he infinitely
+ surpassed all men who ever undertook the management of affairs; for in
+ this one thing, which ought chiefly to be considered, which alone truly
+ denotes us for what we are, and which alone I make counterbalance all the
+ rest put together, he comes not short of any philosopher whatever, not
+ even of Socrates himself. Innocence, in this man, is a quality peculiar,
+ sovereign, constant, uniform, incorruptible, compared with which, it
+ appears in Alexander subject to something else subaltern, uncertain,
+ variable, effeminate, and fortuitous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antiquity has judged that in thoroughly sifting all the other great
+ captains, there is found in every one some peculiar quality that
+ illustrates his name: in this man only there is a full and equal virtue
+ throughout, that leaves nothing to be wished for in him, whether in
+ private or public employment, whether in peace or war; whether to live
+ gloriously and grandly, and to die: I do not know any form or fortune of
+ man that I so much honour and love.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis true that I look upon his obstinate poverty, as it is set out
+ by his best friends, as a little too scrupulous and nice; and this is the
+ only feature, though high in itself and well worthy of admiration, that I
+ find so rugged as not to desire to imitate, to the degree it was in him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scipio AEmilianus alone, could one attribute to him as brave and
+ magnificent an end, and as profound and universal a knowledge, might be
+ put into the other scale of the balance. Oh, what an injury has time done
+ me to deprive me of the sight of two of the most noble lives which, by the
+ common consent of all the world, one of the greatest of the Greeks, and
+ the other of the Romans, were in all Plutarch. What a matter! what a
+ workman!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a man that was no saint, but, as we say, a gentleman, of civilian and
+ ordinary manners, and of a moderate ambition, the richest life that I
+ know, and full of the richest and most to be desired parts, all things
+ considered, is, in my opinion, that of Alcibiades.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But as to what concerns Epaminondas, I will here, for the example of an
+ excessive goodness, add some of his opinions: he declared, that the
+ greatest satisfaction he ever had in his whole life, was the contentment
+ he gave his father and mother by his victory at Leuctra; wherein his
+ deference is great, preferring their pleasure before his own, so dust and
+ so full of so glorious an action. He did not think it lawful, even to
+ restore the liberty of his country, to kill a man without knowing a cause:
+ which made him so cold in the enterprise of his companion Pelopidas for
+ the relief of Thebes. He was also of opinion that men in battle ought to
+ avoid the encounter of a friend who was on the contrary side, and to spare
+ him. And his humanity, even towards his enemies themselves, having
+ rendered him suspected to the Boeotians, for that, after he had
+ miraculously forced the Lacedaemonians to open to him the pass which they
+ had undertaken to defend at the entrance into the Morea, near Corinth, he
+ contented himself with having charged through them, without pursuing them
+ to the utmost, he had his commission of general taken from him, very
+ honourably upon such an account, and for the shame it was to them upon
+ necessity afterwards to restore him to his command, and so to manifest how
+ much upon him depended their safety and honour; victory like a shadow
+ attending him wherever he went; and indeed the prosperity of his country,
+ as being from him derived, died with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XXXVII&mdash;&mdash;OF THE RESEMBLANCE OF CHILDREN TO THEIR
+ FATHERS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ This faggoting up of so many divers pieces is so done that I never set pen
+ to paper but when I have too much idle time, and never anywhere but at
+ home; so that it is compiled after divers interruptions and intervals,
+ occasions keeping me sometimes many months elsewhere. As to the rest, I
+ never correct my first by any second conceptions; I, peradventure, may
+ alter a word or so, but ‘tis only to vary the phrase, and not to
+ destroy my former meaning. I have a mind to represent the progress of my
+ humours, and that every one may see each piece as it came from the forge.
+ I could wish I had begun sooner, and had taken more notice of the course
+ of my mutations. A servant of mine whom I employed to transcribe for me,
+ thought he had got a prize by stealing several pieces from me, wherewith
+ he was best pleased; but it is my comfort that he will be no greater a
+ gainer than I shall be a loser by the theft. I am grown older by seven or
+ eight years since I began; nor has it been without same new acquisition: I
+ have, in that time, by the liberality of years, been acquainted with the
+ stone: their commerce and long converse do not well pass away without some
+ such inconvenience. I could have been glad that of other infirmities age
+ has to present long-lived men withal, it had chosen some one that would
+ have been more welcome to me, for it could not possibly have laid upon me
+ a disease for which, even from my infancy, I have had so great a horror;
+ and it is, in truth, of all the accidents of old age, that of which I have
+ ever been most afraid. I have often thought with myself that I went on too
+ far, and that in so long a voyage I should at last run myself into some
+ disadvantage; I perceived, and have often enough declared, that it was
+ time to depart, and that life should be cut off in the sound and living
+ part, according to the surgeon’s rule in amputations; and that
+ nature made him pay very strict usury who did not in due time pay the
+ principal. And yet I was so far from being ready, that in the eighteen
+ months’ time or thereabout that I have been in this uneasy
+ condition, I have so inured myself to it as to be content to live on in
+ it; and have found wherein to comfort myself, and to hope: so much are men
+ enslaved to their miserable being, that there is no condition so wretched
+ they will not accept, provided they may live! Hear Maecenas:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Debilem facito manu,
+ Debilem pede, coxa,
+ Lubricos quate dentes;
+ Vita dum superest, bene est.”
+
+ [“Cripple my hand, foot, hip; shake out my loose teeth: while
+ there’s life, ‘tis well.”&mdash;Apud Seneca, Ep., 101.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And Tamerlane, with a foolish humanity, palliated the fantastic cruelty he
+ exercised upon lepers, when he put all he could hear of to death, to
+ deliver them, as he pretended, from the painful life they lived. For there
+ was not one of them who would not rather have been thrice a leper than be
+ not. And Antisthenes the Stoic, being very sick, and crying out, “Who
+ will deliver me from these evils?” Diogenes, who had come to visit
+ him, “This,” said he, presenting him a knife, “soon
+ enough, if thou wilt.”&mdash;“I do not mean from my life,”
+ he replied, “but from my sufferings.” The sufferings that only
+ attack the mind, I am not so sensible of as most other men; and this
+ partly out of judgment, for the world looks upon several things as
+ dreadful or to be avoided at the expense of life, that are almost
+ indifferent to me: partly, through a dull and insensible complexion I have
+ in accidents which do not point-blank hit me; and that insensibility I
+ look upon as one of the best parts of my natural condition; but essential
+ and corporeal pains I am very sensible of. And yet, having long since
+ foreseen them, though with a sight weak and delicate and softened with the
+ long and happy health and quiet that God has been pleased to give me the
+ greatest part of my time, I had in my imagination fancied them so
+ insupportable, that, in truth, I was more afraid than I have since found I
+ had cause: by which I am still more fortified in this belief, that most of
+ the faculties of the soul, as we employ them, more trouble the repose of
+ life than they are any way useful to it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am in conflict with the worst, the most sudden, the most painful, the
+ most mortal, and the most irremediable of all diseases; I have already had
+ the trial of five or six very long and very painful fits; and yet I either
+ flatter myself, or there is even in this state what is very well to be
+ endured by a man who has his soul free from the fear of death, and of the
+ menaces, conclusions, and consequences which physic is ever thundering in
+ our ears; but the effect even of pain itself is not so sharp and
+ intolerable as to put a man of understanding into rage and despair. I have
+ at least this advantage by my stone, that what I could not hitherto
+ prevail upon myself to resolve upon, as to reconciling and acquainting
+ myself with death, it will perfect; for the more it presses upon and
+ importunes me, I shall be so much the less afraid to die. I had already
+ gone so far as only to love life for life’s sake, but my pain will
+ dissolve this intelligence; and God grant that in the end, should the
+ sharpness of it be once greater than I shall be able to bear, it does not
+ throw me into the other no less vicious extreme to desire and wish to die!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes:”
+
+ [“Neither to wish, nor fear to die.” (Or:)
+ “Thou shouldest neither fear nor desire the last day.”
+ &mdash;Martial, x. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ they are two passions to be feared; but the one has its remedy much nearer
+ at hand than the other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, I have always found the precept that so rigorously enjoins
+ a resolute countenance and disdainful and indifferent comportment in the
+ toleration of infirmities to be ceremonial. Why should philosophy, which
+ only has respect to life and effects, trouble itself about these external
+ appearances? Let us leave that care to actors and masters of rhetoric, who
+ set so great a value upon our gestures. Let her allow this vocal frailty
+ to disease, if it be neither cordial nor stomachic, and permit the
+ ordinary ways of expressing grief by sighs, sobs, palpitations, and
+ turning pale, that nature has put out of our power; provided the courage
+ be undaunted, and the tones not expressive of despair, let her be
+ satisfied. What matter the wringing of our hands, if we do not wring our
+ thoughts? She forms us for ourselves, not for others; to be, not to seem;
+ let her be satisfied with governing our understanding, which she has taken
+ upon her the care of instructing; that, in the fury of the colic, she
+ maintain the soul in a condition to know itself, and to follow its
+ accustomed way, contending with, and enduring, not meanly truckling under
+ pain; moved and heated, not subdued and conquered, in the contention;
+ capable of discourse and other things, to a certain degree. In such
+ extreme accidents, ‘tis cruelty to require so exact a composedness.
+ ‘Tis no great matter that we make a wry face, if the mind plays its
+ part well: if the body find itself relieved by complaining let it
+ complain: if agitation ease it, let it tumble and toss at pleasure; if it
+ seem to find the disease evaporate (as some physicians hold that it helps
+ women in delivery) in making loud outcries, or if this do but divert its
+ torments, let it roar as it will. Let us not command this voice to sally,
+ but stop it not. Epicurus, not only forgives his sage for crying out in
+ torments, but advises him to it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pugiles etiam, quum feriunt, in jactandis caestibus
+ ingemiscunt, quia profundenda voce omne corpus intenditur,
+ venitque plaga vehementior.”
+
+ [“Boxers also, when they strike, groan in the act, because with the
+ strength of voice the whole body is carried, and the blow comes with
+ the greater vehemence.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We have enough to do to deal with the disease, without troubling ourselves
+ with these superfluous rules.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Which I say in excuse of those whom we ordinarily see impatient in the
+ assaults of this malady; for as to what concerns myself, I have passed it
+ over hitherto with a little better countenance, and contented myself with
+ groaning without roaring out; not, nevertheless, that I put any great
+ constraint upon myself to maintain this exterior decorum, for I make
+ little account of such an advantage: I allow herein as much as the pain
+ requires; but either my pains are not so excessive, or I have more than
+ ordinary patience. I complain, I confess, and am a little impatient in a
+ very sharp fit, but I do not arrive to such a degree of despair as he who
+ with:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ejulatu, questu, gemitu, fremitibus
+ Resonando, multum flebiles voces refert:”
+
+ [“Howling, roaring, groaning with a thousand noises, expressing his
+ torment in a dismal voice.” (Or:) “Wailing, complaining, groaning,
+ murmuring much avail lugubrious sounds.”&mdash;Verses of Attius, in his
+ Phaloctetes, quoted by Cicero, De Finib., ii. 29; Tusc. Quaes.,
+ ii. 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I try myself in the depth of my suffering, and have always found that I
+ was in a capacity to speak, think, and give a rational answer as well as
+ at any other time, but not so firmly, being troubled and interrupted by
+ the pain. When I am looked upon by my visitors to be in the greatest
+ torment, and that they therefore forbear to trouble me, I often essay my
+ own strength, and myself set some discourse on foot, the most remote I can
+ contrive from my present condition. I can do anything upon a sudden
+ endeavour, but it must not continue long. Oh, what pity ‘tis I have
+ not the faculty of that dreamer in Cicero, who dreaming he was lying with
+ a wench, found he had discharged his stone in the sheets. My pains
+ strangely deaden my appetite that way. In the intervals from this
+ excessive torment, when my ureters only languish without any great dolor,
+ I presently feel myself in my wonted state, forasmuch as my soul takes no
+ other alarm but what is sensible and corporal, which I certainly owe to
+ the care I have had of preparing myself by meditation against such
+ accidents:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Laborum,
+ Nulla mihi nova nunc facies inopinave surgit;
+ Omnia praecepi, atque animo mecum ante peregi.”
+
+ [“No new shape of suffering can arise new or unexpected; I have
+ anticipated all, and acted them over beforehand in my mind.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, vi. 103.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am, however, a little roughly handled for an apprentice, and with a
+ sudden and sharp alteration, being fallen in an instant from a very easy
+ and happy condition of life into the most uneasy and painful that can be
+ imagined. For besides that it is a disease very much to be feared in
+ itself, it begins with me after a more sharp and severe manner than it is
+ used to do with other men. My fits come so thick upon me that I am
+ scarcely ever at ease; yet I have hitherto kept my mind so upright that,
+ provided I can still continue it, I find myself in a much better condition
+ of life than a thousand others, who have no fewer nor other disease but
+ what they create to themselves for want of meditation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a certain sort of crafty humility that springs from presumption,
+ as this, for example, that we confess our ignorance in many things, and
+ are so courteous as to acknowledge that there are in the works of nature
+ some qualities and conditions that are imperceptible to us, and of which
+ our understanding cannot discover the means and causes; by this so honest
+ and conscientious declaration we hope to obtain that people shall also
+ believe us as to those that we say we do understand. We need not trouble
+ ourselves to seek out foreign miracles and difficulties; methinks, amongst
+ the things that we ordinarily see, there are such incomprehensible wonders
+ as surpass all difficulties of miracles. What a wonderful thing it is that
+ the drop of seed from which we are produced should carry in itself the
+ impression not only of the bodily form, but even of the thoughts and
+ inclinations of our fathers! Where can that drop of fluid matter contain
+ that infinite number of forms? and how can they carry on these
+ resemblances with so precarious and irregular a process that the son shall
+ be like his great-grandfather, the nephew like his uncle? In the family of
+ Lepidus at Rome there were three, not successively but by intervals, who
+ were born with the same eye covered with a cartilage. At Thebes there was
+ a race that carried from their mother’s womb the form of the head of
+ a lance, and he who was not born so was looked upon as illegitimate. And
+ Aristotle says that in a certain nation, where the women were in common,
+ they assigned the children to their fathers by their resemblance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis to be believed that I derive this infirmity from my father, for
+ he died wonderfully tormented with a great stone in his bladder; he was
+ never sensible of his disease till the sixty-seventh year of his age; and
+ before that had never felt any menace or symptoms of it, either in his
+ reins, sides, or any other part, and had lived, till then, in a happy,
+ vigorous state of health, little subject to infirmities, and he continued
+ seven years after in this disease, dragging on a very painful end of life.
+ I was born about five-and-twenty years before his disease seized him, and
+ in the time of his most flourishing and healthful state of body, his third
+ child in order of birth: where could his propension to this malady lie
+ lurking all that while? And he being then so far from the infirmity, how
+ could that small part of his substance wherewith he made me, carry away so
+ great an impression for its share? and how so concealed, that till
+ five-and-forty years after, I did not begin to be sensible of it? being
+ the only one to this hour, amongst so many brothers and sisters, and all
+ by one mother, that was ever troubled with it. He that can satisfy me in
+ this point, I will believe him in as many other miracles as he pleases;
+ always provided that, as their manner is, he do not give me a doctrine
+ much more intricate and fantastic than the thing itself for current pay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let the physicians a little excuse the liberty I take, for by this same
+ infusion and fatal insinuation it is that I have received a hatred and
+ contempt of their doctrine; the antipathy I have against their art is
+ hereditary. My father lived three-score and fourteen years, my grandfather
+ sixty-nine, my great-grandfather almost fourscore years, without ever
+ tasting any sort of physic; and, with them, whatever was not ordinary
+ diet, was instead of a drug. Physic is grounded upon experience and
+ examples: so is my opinion. And is not this an express and very
+ advantageous experience. I do not know that they can find me in all their
+ records three that were born, bred, and died under the same roof, who have
+ lived so long by their conduct. They must here of necessity confess, that
+ if reason be not, fortune at least is on my side, and with physicians
+ fortune goes a great deal further than reason. Let them not take me now at
+ a disadvantage; let them not threaten me in the subdued condition wherein
+ I now am; that were treachery. In truth, I have enough the better of them
+ by these domestic examples, that they should rest satisfied. Human things
+ are not usually so constant; it has been two hundred years, save eighteen,
+ that this trial has lasted, for the first of them was born in the year
+ 1402: ‘tis now, indeed, very good reason that this experience should
+ begin to fail us. Let them not, therefore, reproach me with the
+ infirmities under which I now suffer; is it not enough that I for my part
+ have lived seven-and-forty years in good health? though it should be the
+ end of my career; ‘tis of the longer sort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My ancestors had an aversion to physic by some occult and natural
+ instinct; for the very sight of drugs was loathsome to my father. The
+ Seigneur de Gaviac, my uncle by the father’s side, a churchman, and
+ a valetudinary from his birth, and yet who made that crazy life hold out
+ to sixty-seven years, being once fallen into a furious fever, it was
+ ordered by the physicians he should be plainly told that if he would not
+ make use of help (for so they call that which is very often an obstacle),
+ he would infallibly be a dead man. That good man, though terrified with
+ this dreadful sentence, yet replied, “I am then a dead man.”
+ But God soon after made the prognostic false. The last of the brothers&mdash;there
+ were four of them&mdash;and by many years the last, the Sieur de
+ Bussaguet, was the only one of the family who made use of medicine, by
+ reason, I suppose, of the concern he had with the other arts, for he was a
+ councillor in the court of Parliament, and it succeeded so ill with him,
+ that being in outward appearance of the strongest constitution, he yet
+ died long before any of the rest, save the Sieur de Saint Michel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis possible I may have derived this natural antipathy to physic
+ from them; but had there been no other consideration in the case, I would
+ have endeavoured to have overcome it; for all these conditions that spring
+ in us without reason, are vicious; ‘tis a kind of disease that we
+ should wrestle with. It may be I had naturally this propension; but I have
+ supported and fortified it by arguments and reasons which have established
+ in me the opinion I am of. For I also hate the consideration of refusing
+ physic for the nauseous taste.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I should hardly be of that humour who hold health to be worth purchasing
+ by all the most painful cauteries and incisions that can be applied. And,
+ with Epicurus, I conceive that pleasures are to be avoided, if greater
+ pains be the consequence, and pains to be coveted, that will terminate in
+ greater pleasures. Health is a precious thing, and the only one, in truth,
+ meriting that a man should lay out, not only his time, sweat, labour, and
+ goods, but also his life itself to obtain it; forasmuch as, without it,
+ life is wearisome and injurious to us: pleasure, wisdom, learning, and
+ virtue, without it, wither away and vanish; and to the most laboured and
+ solid discourses that philosophy would imprint in us to the contrary, we
+ need no more but oppose the image of Plato being struck with an epilepsy
+ or apoplexy; and, in this presupposition, to defy him to call the rich
+ faculties of his soul to his assistance. All means that conduce to health
+ can neither be too painful nor too dear to me. But I have some other
+ appearances that make me strangely suspect all this merchandise. I do not
+ deny but that there may be some art in it, that there are not amongst so
+ many works of Nature, things proper for the conservation of health: that
+ is most certain: I very well know there are some simples that moisten, and
+ others that dry; I experimentally know that radishes are windy, and
+ senna-leaves purging; and several other such experiences I have, as that
+ mutton nourishes me, and wine warms me: and Solon said “that eating
+ was physic against the malady hunger.” I do not disapprove the use
+ we make of things the earth produces, nor doubt, in the least, of the
+ power and fertility of Nature, and of its application to our necessities:
+ I very well see that pikes and swallows live by her laws; but I mistrust
+ the inventions of our mind, our knowledge and art, to countenance which,
+ we have abandoned Nature and her rules, and wherein we keep no bounds nor
+ moderation. As we call the piling up of the first laws that fall into our
+ hands justice, and their practice and dispensation very often foolish and
+ very unjust; and as those who scoff at and accuse it, do not,
+ nevertheless, blame that noble virtue itself, but only condemn the abuse
+ and profanation of that sacred title; so in physic I very much honour that
+ glorious name, its propositions, its promises, so useful for the service
+ of mankind; but the ordinances it foists upon us, betwixt ourselves, I
+ neither honour nor esteem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the first place, experience makes me dread it; for amongst all my
+ acquaintance, I see no people so soon sick, and so long before they are
+ well, as those who take much physic; their very health is altered and
+ corrupted by their frequent prescriptions. Physicians are not content to
+ deal only with the sick, but they will moreover corrupt health itself, for
+ fear men should at any time escape their authority. Do they not, from a
+ continual and perfect health, draw the argument of some great sickness to
+ ensue? I have been sick often enough, and have always found my sicknesses
+ easy enough to be supported (though I have made trial of almost all
+ sorts), and as short as those of any other, without their help, or without
+ swallowing their ill-tasting doses. The health I have is full and free,
+ without other rule or discipline than my own custom and pleasure. Every
+ place serves me well enough to stay in, for I need no other conveniences,
+ when I am sick, than what I must have when I am well. I never disturb
+ myself that I have no physician, no apothecary, nor any other assistance,
+ which I see most other sick men more afflicted at than they are with their
+ disease. What! Do the doctors themselves show us more felicity and
+ duration in their own lives, that may manifest to us some apparent effect
+ of their skill?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is not a nation in the world that has not been many ages without
+ physic; and these the first ages, that is to say, the best and most happy;
+ and the tenth part of the world knows nothing of it yet; many nations are
+ ignorant of it to this day, where men live more healthful and longer than
+ we do here, and even amongst us the common people live well enough without
+ it. The Romans were six hundred years before they received it; and after
+ having made trial of it, banished it from the city at the instance of Cato
+ the Censor, who made it appear how easy it was to live without it, having
+ himself lived fourscore and five years, and kept his wife alive to an
+ extreme old age, not without physic, but without a physician: for
+ everything that we find to be healthful to life may be called physic. He
+ kept his family in health, as Plutarch says if I mistake not, with hare’s
+ milk; as Pliny reports, that the Arcadians cured all manner of diseases
+ with that of a cow; and Herodotus says, the Lybians generally enjoy rare
+ health, by a custom they have, after their children are arrived to four
+ years of age, to burn and cauterise the veins of their head and temples,
+ by which means they cut off all defluxions of rheum for their whole lives.
+ And the country people of our province make use of nothing, in all sorts
+ of distempers, but the strongest wine they can get, mixed with a great
+ deal of saffron and spice, and always with the same success.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And to say the truth, of all this diversity and confusion of
+ prescriptions, what other end and effect is there after all, but to purge
+ the belly? which a thousand ordinary simples will do as well; and I do not
+ know whether such evacuations be so much to our advantage as they pretend,
+ and whether nature does not require a residence of her excrements to a
+ certain proportion, as wine does of its lees to keep it alive: you often
+ see healthful men fall into vomitings and fluxes of the belly by some
+ extrinsic accident, and make a great evacuation of excrements, without any
+ preceding need, or any following benefit, but rather with hurt to their
+ constitution. ‘Tis from the great Plato, that I lately learned, that
+ of three sorts of motions which are natural to us, purging is the worst,
+ and that no man, unless he be a fool, ought to take anything to that
+ purpose but in the extremest necessity. Men disturb and irritate the
+ disease by contrary oppositions; it must be the way of living that must
+ gently dissolve, and bring it to its end. The violent gripings and contest
+ betwixt the drug and the disease are ever to our loss, since the combat is
+ fought within ourselves, and that the drug is an assistant not to be
+ trusted, being in its own nature an enemy to our health, and by trouble
+ having only access into our condition. Let it alone a little; the general
+ order of things that takes care of fleas and moles, also takes care of
+ men, if they will have the same patience that fleas and moles have, to
+ leave it to itself. ‘Tis to much purpose we cry out “Bihore,”&mdash;[A
+ term used by the Languedoc waggoners to hasten their horses]&mdash;‘tis
+ a way to make us hoarse, but not to hasten the matter. ‘Tis a proud
+ and uncompassionate order: our fears, our despair displease and stop it
+ from, instead of inviting it to, our relief; it owes its course to the
+ disease, as well as to health; and will not suffer itself to be corrupted
+ in favour of the one to the prejudice of the other’s right, for it
+ would then fall into disorder. Let us, in God’s name, follow it; it
+ leads those that follow, and those who will not follow, it drags along,
+ both their fury and physic together. Order a purge for your brain, it will
+ there be much better employed than upon your stomach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One asking a Lacedaemonian what had made him live so long, he made answer,
+ “the ignorance of physic”; and the Emperor Adrian continually
+ exclaimed as he was dying, that the crowd of physicians had killed him. A
+ bad wrestler turned physician: “Courage,” says Diogenes to
+ him; “thou hast done well, for now thou will throw those who have
+ formerly thrown thee.” But they have this advantage, according to
+ Nicocles, that the sun gives light to their success and the earth covers
+ their failures. And, besides, they have a very advantageous way of making
+ use of all sorts of events: for what fortune, nature, or any other cause
+ (of which the number is infinite), products of good and healthful in us,
+ it is the privilege of physic to attribute to itself; all the happy
+ successes that happen to the patient, must be thence derived; the
+ accidents that have cured me, and a thousand others, who do not employ
+ physicians, physicians usurp to themselves: and as to ill accidents, they
+ either absolutely disown them, in laying the fault upon the patient, by
+ such frivolous reasons as they are never at a loss for; as “he lay
+ with his arms out of bed,” or “he was disturbed with the
+ rattling of a coach:”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rhedarum transitus arcto
+ Vicorum inflexu:”
+
+ [“The passage of the wheels in the narrow
+ turning of the street”&mdash;Juvenal, iii. 236.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ or “somebody had set open the casement,” or “he had lain
+ upon his left side,” or “he had some disagreeable fancies in
+ his head”: in sum, a word, a dream, or a look, seems to them excuse
+ sufficient wherewith to palliate their own errors: or, if they so please,
+ they even make use of our growing worse, and do their business in this way
+ which can never fail them: which is by buzzing us in the ear, when the
+ disease is more inflamed by their medicaments, that it had been much worse
+ but for those remedies; he, whom from an ordinary cold they have thrown
+ into a double tertian-ague, had but for them been in a continued fever.
+ They do not much care what mischief they do, since it turns to their own
+ profit. In earnest, they have reason to require a very favourable belief
+ from their patients; and, indeed, it ought to be a very easy one, to
+ swallow things so hard to be believed. Plato said very well, that
+ physicians were the only men who might lie at pleasure, since our health
+ depends upon the vanity and falsity of their promises.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ AEsop, a most excellent author, and of whom few men discover all the
+ graces, pleasantly represents to us the tyrannical authority physicians
+ usurp over poor creatures, weakened and subdued by sickness and fear, when
+ he tells us, that a sick person, being asked by his physician what
+ operation he found of the potion he had given him: “I have sweated
+ very much,” says the sick man. “That’s good,” says
+ the physician. Another time, having asked how he felt himself after his
+ physic: “I have been very cold, and have had a great shivering upon
+ me,” said he. “That is good,” replied the physician.
+ After the third potion, he asked him again how he did: “Why, I find
+ myself swollen and puffed up,” said he, “as if I had a dropsy.”&mdash;“That
+ is very well,” said the physician. One of his servants coming
+ presently after to inquire how he felt himself, “Truly, friend,”
+ said he, “with being too well I am about to die.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a more just law in Egypt, by which the physician, for the three
+ first days, was to take charge of his patient at the patient’s own
+ risk and cost; but, those three days being past, it was to be at his own.
+ For what reason is it that their patron, AEsculapius, should be struck
+ with thunder for restoring Hippolitus from death to life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam Pater omnipotens, aliquem indignatus ab umbris
+ Mortalem infernis ad lumina surgere vitae,
+ Ipse repertorem medicinae talis, et artis
+ Fulmine Phoebigenam Stygias detrusit ad undas;”
+
+ [“Then the Almighty Father, offended that any mortal should rise to
+ the light of life from the infernal shades, struck the son of
+ Phoebus with his forked lightning to the Stygian lake.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, vii. 770.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and his followers be pardoned, who send so many souls from life to death?
+ A physician, boasting to Nicocles that his art was of great authority:
+ “It is so, indeed,” said Nicocles, “that can with
+ impunity kill so many people.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what remains, had I been of their counsel, I would have rendered my
+ discipline more sacred and mysterious; they begun well, but they have not
+ ended so. It was a good beginning to make gods and demons the authors of
+ their science, and to have used a peculiar way of speaking and writing,
+ notwithstanding that philosophy concludes it folly to persuade a man to
+ his own good by an unintelligible way: “Ut si quis medicus imperet,
+ ut sumat:”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Terrigenam, herbigradam, domiportam, sanguine cassam.”
+
+ [“Describing it by the epithets of an animal trailing with its slime
+ over the herbage, without blood or bones, and carrying its house
+ upon its back, meaning simply a snail.”&mdash;Coste]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It was a good rule in their art, and that accompanies all other vain,
+ fantastic, and supernatural arts, that the patient’s belief should
+ prepossess them with good hope and assurance of their effects and
+ operation: a rule they hold to that degree, as to maintain that the most
+ inexpert and ignorant physician is more proper for a patient who has
+ confidence in him, than the most learned and experienced whom he is not so
+ acquainted with. Nay, even the very choice of most of their drugs is in
+ some sort mysterious and divine; the left foot of a tortoise, the urine of
+ a lizard, the dung of an elephant, the liver of a mole, blood drawn from
+ under the right wing of a white pigeon; and for us who have the stone (so
+ scornfully they use us in our miseries) the excrement of rats beaten to
+ powder, and such like trash and fooleries which rather carry a face of
+ magical enchantment than of any solid science. I omit the odd number of
+ their pills, the destination of certain days and feasts of the year, the
+ superstition of gathering their simples at certain hours, and that so
+ austere and very wise countenance and carriage which Pliny himself so much
+ derides. But they have, as I said, failed in that they have not added to
+ this fine beginning the making their meetings and consultations more
+ religious and secret, where no profane person should have admission, no
+ more than in the secret ceremonies of AEsculapius; for by the reason of
+ this it falls out that their irresolution, the weakness of their
+ arguments, divinations and foundations, the sharpness of their disputes,
+ full of hatred, jealousy, and self-consideration, coming to be discovered
+ by every one, a man must be marvellously blind not to see that he runs a
+ very great hazard in their hands. Who ever saw one physician approve of
+ another’s prescription, without taking something away, or adding
+ something to it? by which they sufficiently betray their tricks, and make
+ it manifest to us that they therein more consider their own reputation,
+ and consequently their profit, than their patient’s interest. He was
+ a much wiser man of their tribe, who of old gave it as a rule, that only
+ one physician should undertake a sick person; for if he do nothing to
+ purpose, one single man’s default can bring no great scandal upon
+ the art of medicine; and, on the contrary, the glory will be great if he
+ happen to have success; whereas, when there are many, they at every turn
+ bring a disrepute upon their calling, forasmuch as they oftener do hurt
+ than good. They ought to be satisfied with the perpetual disagreement
+ which is found in the opinions of the principal masters and ancient
+ authors of this science, which is only known to men well read, without
+ discovering to the vulgar the controversies and various judgments which
+ they still nourish and continue amongst themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Will you have one example of the ancient controversy in physic? Herophilus
+ lodges the original cause of all diseases in the humours; Erasistratus, in
+ the blood of the arteries; Asclepiades, in the invisible atoms of the
+ pores; Alcmaeon, in the exuberance or defect of our bodily strength;
+ Diocles, in the inequality of the elements of which the body is composed,
+ and in the quality of the air we breathe; Strato, in the abundance,
+ crudity, and corruption of the nourishment we take; and Hippocrates lodges
+ it in the spirits. There is a certain friend of theirs,&mdash;[Celsus,
+ Preface to the First Book.]&mdash;whom they know better than I, who
+ declares upon this subject, “that the most important science in
+ practice amongst us, as that which is intrusted with our health and
+ conservation, is, by ill luck, the most uncertain, the most perplexed, and
+ agitated with the greatest mutations.” There is no great danger in
+ our mistaking the height of the sun, or the fraction of some astronomical
+ supputation; but here, where our whole being is concerned, ‘tis not
+ wisdom to abandon ourselves to the mercy of the agitation of so many
+ contrary winds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before the Peloponnesian war there was no great talk of this science.
+ Hippocrates brought it into repute; whatever he established, Chrysippus
+ overthrew; after that, Erasistratus, Aristotle’s grandson, overthrew
+ what Chrysippus had written; after these, the Empirics started up, who
+ took a quite contrary way to the ancients in the management of this art;
+ when the credit of these began a little to decay, Herophilus set another
+ sort of practice on foot, which Asclepiades in turn stood up against, and
+ overthrew; then, in their turn, the opinions first of Themiso, and then of
+ Musa, and after that those of Vectius Valens, a physician famous through
+ the intelligence he had with Messalina, came in vogue; the empire of
+ physic in Nero’s time was established in Thessalus, who abolished
+ and condemned all that had been held till his time; this man’s
+ doctrine was refuted by Crinas of Marseilles, who first brought all
+ medicinal operations under the Ephemerides and motions of the stars, and
+ reduced eating, sleeping, and drinking to hours that were most pleasing to
+ Mercury and the moon; his authority was soon after supplanted by Charinus,
+ a physician of the same city of Marseilles, a man who not only
+ controverted all the ancient methods of physic, but moreover the usage of
+ hot baths, that had been generally and for so many ages in common use; he
+ made men bathe in cold water, even in winter, and plunged his sick
+ patients in the natural waters of streams. No Roman till Pliny’s
+ time had ever vouchsafed to practise physic; that office was only
+ performed by Greeks and foreigners, as ‘tis now amongst us French,
+ by those who sputter Latin; for, as a very great physician says, we do not
+ easily accept the medicine we understand, no more than we do the drugs we
+ ourselves gather. If the nations whence we fetch our guaiacum,
+ sarsaparilla, and China wood, have physicians, how great a value must we
+ imagine, by the same recommendation of strangeness, rarity, and dear
+ purchase, do they set upon our cabbage and parsley? for who would dare to
+ contemn things so far fetched, and sought out at the hazard of so long and
+ dangerous a voyage?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since these ancient mutations in physic, there have been infinite others
+ down to our own times, and, for the most part, mutations entire and
+ universal, as those, for example, produced by Paracelsus, Fioravanti, and
+ Argentier; for they, as I am told, not only alter one recipe, but the
+ whole contexture and rules of the body of physic, accusing all others of
+ ignorance and imposition who have practised before them. At this rate, in
+ what a condition the poor patient must be, I leave you to judge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If we were even assured that, when they make a mistake, that mistake of
+ theirs would do us no harm, though it did us no good, it were a reasonable
+ bargain to venture the making ourselves better without any danger of being
+ made worse. AEsop tells a story, that one who had bought a Morisco slave,
+ believing that his black complexion had arrived by accident and the ill
+ usage of his former master, caused him to enter with great care into a
+ course of baths and potions: it happened that the Moor was nothing amended
+ in his tawny complexion, but he wholly lost his former health. How often
+ do we see physicians impute the death of their patients to one another? I
+ remember that some years ago there was an epidemical disease, very
+ dangerous and for the most part mortal, that raged in the towns about us:
+ the storm being over which had swept away an infinite number of men, one
+ of the most famous physicians of all the country, presently after
+ published a book upon that subject, wherein, upon better thoughts, he
+ confesses that the letting blood in that disease was the principal cause
+ of so many mishaps. Moreover, their authors hold that there is no physic
+ that has not something hurtful in it. And if even those of the best
+ operation in some measure offend us, what must those do that are totally
+ misapplied? For my own part, though there were nothing else in the case, I
+ am of opinion, that to those who loathe the taste of physic, it must needs
+ be a dangerous and prejudicial endeavour to force it down at so
+ incommodious a time, and with so much aversion, and believe that it
+ marvellously distempers a sick person at a time when he has so much need
+ of repose. And more over, if we but consider the occasions upon which they
+ usually ground the cause of our diseases, they are so light and nice, that
+ I thence conclude a very little error in the dispensation of their drugs
+ may do a great deal of mischief. Now, if the mistake of a physician be so
+ dangerous, we are in but a scurvy condition; for it is almost impossible
+ but he must often fall into those mistakes: he had need of too many parts,
+ considerations, and circumstances, rightly to level his design: he must
+ know the sick person’s complexion, his temperament, his humours,
+ inclinations, actions, nay, his very thoughts and imaginations; he must be
+ assured of the external circumstances, of the nature of the place, the
+ quality of the air and season, the situation of the planets, and their
+ influences: he must know in the disease, the causes, prognostics,
+ affections, and critical days; in the drugs, the weight, the power of
+ working, the country, figure, age, and dispensation, and he must know how
+ rightly to proportion and mix them together, to beget a just and perfect
+ symmetry; wherein if there be the least error, if amongst so many springs
+ there be but any one out of order, ‘tis enough to destroy us. God
+ knows with how great difficulty most of these things are to be understood:
+ for (for example) how shall the physician find out the true sign of the
+ disease, every disease being capable of an infinite number of indications?
+ How many doubts and controversies have they amongst themselves upon the
+ interpretation of urines? otherwise, whence should the continual debates
+ we see amongst them about the knowledge of the disease proceed? how could
+ we excuse the error they so oft fall into, of taking fox for marten? In
+ the diseases I have had, though there were ever so little difficulty in
+ the case, I never found three of one opinion: which I instance, because I
+ love to introduce examples wherein I am myself concerned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A gentleman at Paris was lately cut for the stone by order of the
+ physicians, in whose bladder, being accordingly so cut, there was found no
+ more stone than in the palm of his hand; and in the same place a bishop,
+ who was my particular friend, having been earnestly pressed by the
+ majority of the physicians whom he consulted, to suffer himself to be cut,
+ to which also, upon their word, I used my interest to persuade him, when
+ he was dead and opened, it appeared that he had no malady but in the
+ kidneys. They are least excusable for any error in this disease, by reason
+ that it is in some sort palpable; and ‘tis thence that I conclude
+ surgery to be much more certain, by reason that it sees and feels what it
+ does, and so goes less upon conjecture; whereas the physicians have no
+ ‘speculum matricis’, by which to examine our brains, lungs,
+ and liver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even the very promises of physic are incredible in themselves; for, having
+ to provide against divers and contrary accidents that often afflict us at
+ one and the same time, and that have almost a necessary relation, as the
+ heat of the liver and the coldness of the stomach, they will needs
+ persuade us, that of their ingredients one will heat the stomach and the
+ other will cool the liver: one has its commission to go directly to the
+ kidneys, nay, even to the bladder, without scattering its operations by
+ the way, and is to retain its power and virtue through all those turns and
+ meanders, even to the place to the service of which it is designed, by its
+ own occult property this will dry-the brain; that will moisten the lungs.
+ Of all this bundle of things having mixed up a potion, is it not a kind of
+ madness to imagine or to hope that these differing virtues should separate
+ themselves from one another in this mixture and confusion, to perform so
+ many various errands? I should very much fear that they would either lose
+ or change their tickets, and disturb one another’s quarters. And who
+ can imagine but that, in this liquid confusion, these faculties must
+ corrupt, confound, and spoil one another? And is not the danger still more
+ when the making up of this medicine is entrusted to the skill and fidelity
+ of still another, to whose mercy we again abandon our lives?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we have doublet and breeches-makers, distinct trades, to clothe us, and
+ are so much the better fitted, seeing that each of them meddles only with
+ his own business, and has less to trouble his head with than the tailor
+ who undertakes all; and as in matter of diet, great persons, for their
+ better convenience, and to the end they may be better served, have cooks
+ for the different offices, this for soups and potages, that for roasting,
+ instead of which if one cook should undertake the whole service, he could
+ not so well perform it; so also as to the cure of our maladies. The
+ Egyptians had reason to reject this general trade of physician, and to
+ divide the profession: to each disease, to each part of the body, its
+ particular workman; for that part was more properly and with less
+ confusion cared for, seeing the person looked to nothing else. Ours are
+ not aware that he who provides for all, provides for nothing; and that the
+ entire government of this microcosm is more than they are able to
+ undertake. Whilst they were afraid of stopping a dysentery, lest they
+ should put the patient into a fever, they killed me a friend, &mdash;[Estienne
+ de la Boetie.]&mdash;who was worth more than the whole of them. They
+ counterpoise their own divinations with the present evils; and because
+ they will not cure the brain to the prejudice of the stomach, they injure
+ both with their dissentient and tumultuary drugs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the variety and weakness of the rationale of this art, they are more
+ manifest in it than in any other art; aperitive medicines are proper for a
+ man subject to the stone, by reason that opening and dilating the passages
+ they help forward the slimy matter whereof gravel and stone are
+ engendered, and convey that downward which begins to harden and gather in
+ the reins; aperitive things are dangerous for a man subject to the stone,
+ by reason that, opening and dilating the passages, they help forward the
+ matter proper to create the gravel toward the reins, which by their own
+ propension being apt to seize it, ‘tis not to be imagined but that a
+ great deal of what has been conveyed thither must remain behind; moreover,
+ if the medicine happen to meet with anything too large to be carried
+ through all the narrow passages it must pass to be expelled, that
+ obstruction, whatever it is, being stirred by these aperitive things and
+ thrown into those narrow passages, coming to stop them, will occasion a
+ certain and most painful death. They have the like uniformity in the
+ counsels they give us for the regimen of life: it is good to make water
+ often; for we experimentally see that, in letting it lie long in the
+ bladder, we give it time to settle the sediment, which will concrete into
+ a stone; it is good not to make water often, for the heavy excrements it
+ carries along with it will not be voided without violence, as we see by
+ experience that a torrent that runs with force washes the ground it rolls
+ over much cleaner than the course of a slow and tardy stream; so, it is
+ good to have often to do with women, for that opens the passages and helps
+ to evacuate gravel; it is also very ill to have often to do with women,
+ because it heats, tires, and weakens the reins. It is good to bathe
+ frequently in hot water, forasmuch as that relaxes and mollifies the
+ places where the gravel and stone lie; it is also ill by reason that this
+ application of external heat helps the reins to bake, harden, and petrify
+ the matter so disposed. For those who are taking baths it is most
+ healthful. To eat little at night, to the end that the waters they are to
+ drink the next morning may have a better operation upon an empty stomach;
+ on the other hand, it is better to eat little at dinner, that it hinder
+ not the operation of the waters, while it is not yet perfect, and not to
+ oppress the stomach so soon after the other labour, but leave the office
+ of digestion to the night, which will much better perform it than the day,
+ when the body and soul are in perpetual moving and action. Thus do they
+ juggle and trifle in all their discourses at our expense; and they could
+ not give me one proposition against which I should not know how to raise a
+ contrary of equal force. Let them, then, no longer exclaim against those
+ who in this trouble of sickness suffer themselves to be gently guided by
+ their own appetite and the advice of nature, and commit themselves to the
+ common fortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen in my travels almost all the famous baths of Christendom, and
+ for some years past have begun to make use of them myself: for I look upon
+ bathing as generally wholesome, and believe that we suffer no little
+ inconveniences in our health by having left off the custom that was
+ generally observed, in former times, almost by all nations, and is yet in
+ many, of bathing every day; and I cannot imagine but that we are much the
+ worse by, having our limbs crusted and our pores stopped with dirt. And as
+ to the drinking of them, fortune has in the first place rendered them not
+ at all unacceptable to my taste; and secondly, they are natural and
+ simple, which at least carry no danger with them, though they may do us no
+ good, of which the infinite crowd of people of all sorts and complexions
+ who repair thither I take to be a sufficient warranty; and although I have
+ not there observed any extraordinary and miraculous effects, but that on
+ the contrary, having more narrowly than ordinary inquired into it, I have
+ found all the reports of such operations that have been spread abroad in
+ those places ill-grounded and false, and those that believe them (as
+ people are willing to be gulled in what they desire) deceived in them, yet
+ I have seldom known any who have been made worse by those waters, and a
+ man cannot honestly deny but that they beget a better appetite, help
+ digestion, and do in some sort revive us, if we do not go too late and in
+ too weak a condition, which I would dissuade every one from doing. They
+ have not the virtue to raise men from desperate and inveterate diseases,
+ but they may help some light indisposition, or prevent some threatening
+ alteration. He who does not bring along with him so much cheerfulness as
+ to enjoy the pleasure of the company he will there meet, and of the walks
+ and exercises to which the amenity of those places invite us, will
+ doubtless lose the best and surest part of their effect. For this reason I
+ have hitherto chosen to go to those of the most pleasant situation, where
+ there was the best conveniency of lodging, provision, and company, as the
+ baths of Bagneres in France, those of Plombieres on the frontiers of
+ Germany and Lorraine, those of Baden in Switzerland, those of Lucca in
+ Tuscany, and especially those of Della Villa, which I have the most and at
+ various seasons frequented.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every nation has particular opinions touching their use, and particular
+ rules and methods in using them; and all of them, according to what I have
+ seen, almost with like effect. Drinking them is not at all received in
+ Germany; the Germans bathe for all diseases, and will lie dabbling in the
+ water almost from sun to sun; in Italy, where they drink nine days, they
+ bathe at least thirty, and commonly drink the water mixed with some other
+ drugs to make it work the better. Here we are ordered to walk to digest
+ it; there we are kept in bed after taking it till it be wrought off, our
+ stomachs and feet having continually hot cloths applied to them all the
+ while; and as the Germans have a particular practice generally to use
+ cupping and scarification in the bath, so the Italians have their ‘doccie’,
+ which are certain little streams of this hot water brought through pipes,
+ and with these bathe an hour in the morning, and as much in the afternoon,
+ for a month together, either the head, stomach, or any other part where
+ the evil lies. There are infinite other varieties of customs in every
+ country, or rather there is no manner of resemblance to one another. By
+ this you may see that this little part of physic to which I have only
+ submitted, though the least depending upon art of all others, has yet a
+ great share of the confusion and uncertainty everywhere else manifest in
+ the profession.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poets put what they would say with greater emphasis and grace; witness
+ these two epigrams:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Alcon hesterno signum Jovis attigit: ille,
+ Quamvis marmoreus, vim patitur medici.
+ Ecce hodie, jussus transferri ex aeede vetusta,
+ Effertur, quamvis sit Deus atque lapis.”
+
+ [“Alcon yesterday touched Jove’s statue; he, although marble,
+ suffers the force of the physician: to-day ordered to be transferred
+ from the old temple, where it stood, it is carried out, although it
+ be a god and a stone.”&mdash;Ausonius, Ep., 74.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and the other:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Lotus nobiscum est, hilaris coenavit; et idem
+ Inventus mane est mortuus Andragoras.
+ Tam subitae mortis causam, Faustine, requiris?
+ In somnis medicum viderat Hermocratem:”
+
+ [“Andragoras bathed with us, supped gaily, and in the morning the
+ same was found dead. Dost thou ask, Faustinus, the cause of this so
+ sudden death? In his dreams he had seen the physician Hermocrates.”
+ &mdash;Martial, vi. 53.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ upon which I will relate two stories.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Baron de Caupene in Chalosse and I have betwixt us the advowson of a
+ benefice of great extent, at the foot of our mountains, called Lahontan.
+ It is with the inhabitants of this angle, as ‘tis said of those of
+ the Val d’Angrougne; they lived a peculiar sort of life, their
+ fashions, clothes, and manners distinct from other people; ruled and
+ governed by certain particular laws and usages, received from father to
+ son, to which they submitted, without other constraint than the reverence
+ to custom. This little state had continued from all antiquity in so happy
+ a condition, that no neighbouring judge was ever put to the trouble of
+ inquiring into their doings; no advocate was ever retained to give them
+ counsel, no stranger ever called in to compose their differences; nor was
+ ever any of them seen to go a-begging. They avoided all alliances and
+ traffic with the outer world, that they might not corrupt the purity of
+ their own government; till, as they say, one of them, in the memory of
+ man, having a mind spurred on with a noble ambition, took it into his
+ head, to bring his name into credit and reputation, to make one of his
+ sons something more than ordinary, and having put him to learn to write in
+ a neighbouring town, made him at last a brave village notary. This fellow,
+ having acquired such dignity, began to disdain their ancient customs, and
+ to buzz into the people’s ears the pomp of the other parts of the
+ nation; the first prank he played was to advise a friend of his, whom
+ somebody had offended by sawing off the horns of one of his goats, to make
+ his complaint to the royal judges thereabout, and so he went on from one
+ to another, till he had spoiled and confounded all. In the tail of this
+ corruption, they say, there happened another, and of worse consequence, by
+ means of a physician, who, falling in love with one of their daughters,
+ had a mind to marry her and to live amongst them. This man first of all
+ began to teach them the names of fevers, colds, and imposthumes; the seat
+ of the heart, liver, and intestines, a science till then utterly unknown
+ to them; and instead of garlic, with which they were wont to cure all
+ manner of diseases, how painful or extreme soever, he taught them, though
+ it were but for a cough or any little cold, to take strange mixtures, and
+ began to make a trade not only of their health, but of their lives. They
+ swear till then they never perceived the evening air to be offensive to
+ the head; that to drink when they were hot was hurtful, and that the winds
+ of autumn were more unwholesome than those of spring; that, since this use
+ of physic, they find themselves oppressed with a legion of unaccustomed
+ diseases, and that they perceive a general decay in their ancient vigour,
+ and their lives are cut shorter by the half. This is the first of my
+ stories.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other is, that before I was afflicted with the stone, hearing that the
+ blood of a he-goat was with many in very great esteem, and looked upon as
+ a celestial manna rained down upon these latter ages for the good and
+ preservation of the lives of men, and having heard it spoken of by men of
+ understanding for an admirable drug, and of infallible operation; I, who
+ have ever thought myself subject to all the accidents that can befall
+ other men, had a mind, in my perfect health, to furnish myself with this
+ miracle, and therefore gave order to have a goat fed at home according to
+ the recipe: for he must be taken in the hottest month of all summer, and
+ must only have aperitive herbs given him to eat, and white wine to drink.
+ I came home by chance the very day he was to be killed; and some one came
+ and told me that the cook had found two or three great balls in his
+ paunch, that rattled against one another amongst what he had eaten. I was
+ curious to have all his entrails brought before me, where, having caused
+ the skin that enclosed them to be cut, there tumbled out three great
+ lumps, as light as sponges, so that they appeared to be hollow, but as to
+ the rest, hard and firm without, and spotted and mixed all over with
+ various dead colours; one was perfectly round, and of the bigness of an
+ ordinary ball; the other two something less, of an imperfect roundness, as
+ seeming not to be arrived at their, full growth. I find, by inquiry of
+ people accustomed to open these animals, that it is a rare and unusual
+ accident. ‘Tis likely these are stones of the same nature with ours
+ and if so, it must needs be a very vain hope in those who have the stone,
+ to extract their cure from the blood of a beast that was himself about to
+ die of the same disease. For to say that the blood does not participate of
+ this contagion, and does not thence alter its wonted virtue, it is rather
+ to be believed that nothing is engendered in a body but by the conspiracy
+ and communication of all the parts: the whole mass works together, though
+ one part contributes more to the work than another, according to the
+ diversity of operations; wherefore it is very likely that there was some
+ petrifying quality in all the parts of this goat. It was not so much for
+ fear of the future, and for myself, that I was curious in this experiment,
+ but because it falls out in mine, as it does in many other families, that
+ the women store up such little trumperies for the service of the people,
+ using the same recipe in fifty several diseases, and such a recipe as they
+ will not take themselves, and yet triumph when they happen to be
+ successful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what remains, I honour physicians, not according to the precept for
+ their necessity (for to this passage may be opposed another of the prophet
+ reproving King Asa for having recourse to a physician), but for
+ themselves, having known many very good men of that profession, and most
+ worthy to be beloved. I do not attack them; ‘tis their art I inveigh
+ against, and do not much blame them for making their advantage of our
+ folly, for most men do the same. Many callings, both of greater and of
+ less dignity than theirs, have no other foundation or support than public
+ abuse. When I am sick I send for them if they be near, only to have their
+ company, and pay them as others do. I give them leave to command me to
+ keep myself warm, because I naturally love to do it, and to appoint leeks
+ or lettuce for my broth; to order me white wine or claret; and so as to
+ all other things, which are indifferent to my palate and custom. I know
+ very well that I do nothing for them in so doing, because sharpness and
+ strangeness are incidents of the very essence of physic. Lycurgus ordered
+ wine for the sick Spartans. Why? because they abominated the drinking it
+ when they were well; as a gentleman, a neighbour of mine, takes it as an
+ excellent medicine in his fever, because naturally he mortally hates the
+ taste of it. How many do we see amongst them of my humour, who despise
+ taking physic themselves, are men of a liberal diet, and live a quite
+ contrary sort of life to what they prescribe others? What is this but
+ flatly to abuse our simplicity? for their own lives and health are no less
+ dear to them than ours are to us, and consequently they would accommodate
+ their practice to their rules, if they did not themselves know how false
+ these are.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis the fear of death and of pain, impatience of disease, and a
+ violent and indiscreet desire of a present cure, that so blind us: ‘tis
+ pure cowardice that makes our belief so pliable and easy to be imposed
+ upon: and yet most men do not so much believe as they acquiesce and
+ permit; for I hear them find fault and complain as well as we; but they
+ resolve at last, “What should I do then?” As if impatience
+ were of itself a better remedy than patience. Is there any one of those
+ who have suffered themselves to be persuaded into this miserable
+ subjection, who does not equally surrender himself to all sorts of
+ impostures? who does not give up himself to the mercy of whoever has the
+ impudence to promise him a cure? The Babylonians carried their sick into
+ the public square; the physician was the people: every one who passed by
+ being in humanity and civility obliged to inquire of their condition, gave
+ some advice according to his own experience. We do little better; there is
+ not so simple a woman, whose gossips and drenches we do not make use of:
+ and according to my humour, if I were to take physic, I would sooner
+ choose to take theirs than any other, because at least, if they do no
+ good, they will do no harm. What Homer and Plato said of the Egyptians,
+ that they were all physicians, may be said of all nations; there is not a
+ man amongst any of them who does not boast of some rare recipe, and who
+ will not venture it upon his neighbour, if he will let him. I was the
+ other day in a company where one, I know not who, of my fraternity brought
+ us intelligence of a new sort of pills made up of a hundred and odd
+ ingredients: it made us very merry, and was a singular consolation, for
+ what rock could withstand so great a battery? And yet I hear from those
+ who have made trial of it, that the least atom of gravel deigned not to
+ stir fort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot take my hand from the paper before I have added a word concerning
+ the assurance they give us of the certainty of their drugs, from the
+ experiments they have made.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The greatest part, I should say above two-thirds of the medicinal virtues,
+ consist in the quintessence or occult property of simples, of which we can
+ have no other instruction than use and custom; for quintessence is no
+ other than a quality of which we cannot by our reason find out the cause.
+ In such proofs, those they pretend to have acquired by the inspiration of
+ some daemon, I am content to receive (for I meddle not with miracles); and
+ also the proofs which are drawn from things that, upon some other account,
+ often fall into use amongst us; as if in the wool, wherewith we are wont
+ to clothe ourselves, there has accidentally some occult desiccative
+ property been found out of curing kibed heels, or as if in the radish we
+ eat for food there has been found out some aperitive operation. Galen
+ reports, that a man happened to be cured of a leprosy by drinking wine out
+ of a vessel into which a viper had crept by chance. In this example we
+ find the means and a very likely guide and conduct to this experience, as
+ we also do in those that physicians pretend to have been directed to by
+ the example of some beasts. But in most of their other experiments wherein
+ they affirm they have been conducted by fortune, and to have had no other
+ guide than chance, I find the progress of this information incredible.
+ Suppose man looking round about him upon the infinite number of things,
+ plants, animals, metals; I do not know where he would begin his trial; and
+ though his first fancy should fix him upon an elk’s horn, wherein
+ there must be a very pliant and easy belief, he will yet find himself as
+ perplexed in his second operation. There are so many maladies and so many
+ circumstances presented to him, that before he can attain the certainty of
+ the point to which the perfection of his experience should arrive, human
+ sense will be at the end of its lesson: and before he can, amongst this
+ infinity of things, find out what this horn is; amongst so many diseases,
+ what is epilepsy; the many complexions in a melancholy person; the many
+ seasons in winter; the many nations in the French; the many ages in age;
+ the many celestial mutations in the conjunction of Venus and Saturn; the
+ many parts in man’s body, nay, in a finger; and being, in all this,
+ directed neither by argument, conjecture, example, nor divine
+ inspirations, but merely by the sole motion of fortune, it must be by a
+ perfectly artificial, regular and methodical fortune. And after the cure
+ is performed, how can he assure himself that it was not because the
+ disease had arrived at its period or an effect of chance? or the operation
+ of something else that he had eaten, drunk, or touched that day? or by
+ virtue of his grandmother’s prayers? And, moreover, had this
+ experiment been perfect, how many times was it repeated, and this long
+ bead-roll of haps, and concurrences strung anew by chance to conclude a
+ certain rule? And when the rule is concluded, by whom, I pray you? Of so
+ many millions, there are but three men who take upon them to record their
+ experiments: must fortune needs just hit one of these? What if another,
+ and a hundred others, have made contrary experiments? We might,
+ peradventure, have some light in this, were all the judgments and
+ arguments of men known to us; but that three witnesses, three doctors,
+ should lord it over all mankind, is against reason: it were necessary that
+ human nature should have deputed and chosen them out, and that they were
+ declared our comptrollers by express procuration:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “TO MADAME DE DURAS.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &mdash;[Marguerite de Grammont, widow of Jean de Durfort, Seigneur de
+ Duras, who was killed near Leghorn, leaving no posterity. Montaigne
+ seems to have been on terms of considerable intimacy with her, and
+ to have tendered her some very wholesome and frank advice in regard
+ to her relations with Henry IV.]&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “MADAME,&mdash;The last time you honoured me with a visit, you found
+ me at work upon this chapter, and as these trifles may one day fall into
+ your hands, I would also that they testify in how great honour the author
+ will take any favour you shall please to show them. You will there find
+ the same air and mien you have observed in his conversation; and though I
+ could have borrowed some better or more favourable garb than my own, I
+ would not have done it: for I require nothing more of these writings, but
+ to present me to your memory such as I naturally am. The same conditions
+ and faculties you have been pleased to frequent and receive with much more
+ honour and courtesy than they deserve, I would put together (but without
+ alteration or change) in one solid body, that may peradventure continue
+ some years, or some days, after I am gone; where you may find them again
+ when you shall please to refresh your memory, without putting you to any
+ greater trouble; neither are they worth it. I desire you should continue
+ the favour of your friendship to me, by the same qualities by which it was
+ acquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “I am not at all ambitious that any one should love and esteem me
+ more dead than living. The humour of Tiberius is ridiculous, but yet
+ common, who was more solicitous to extend his renown to posterity than to
+ render himself acceptable to men of his own time. If I were one of those
+ to whom the world could owe commendation, I would give out of it one-half
+ to have the other in hand; let their praises come quick and crowding about
+ me, more thick than long, more full than durable; and let them cease, in
+ God’s name, with my own knowledge of them, and when the sweet sound
+ can no longer pierce my ears. It were an idle humour to essay, now that I
+ am about to forsake the commerce of men, to offer myself to them by a new
+ recommendation. I make no account of the goods I could not employ in the
+ service of my life. Such as I am, I will be elsewhere than in paper: my
+ art and industry have been ever directed to render myself good for
+ something; my studies, to teach me to do, and not to write. I have made it
+ my whole business to frame my life: this has been my trade and my work; I
+ am less a writer of books than anything else. I have coveted understanding
+ for the service of my present and real conveniences, and not to lay up a
+ stock for my posterity. He who has anything of value in him, let him make
+ it appear in his conduct, in his ordinary discourses, in his courtships,
+ and his quarrels: in play, in bed, at table, in the management of his
+ affairs, in his economics. Those whom I see make good books in ill
+ breeches, should first have mended their breeches, if they would have been
+ ruled by me. Ask a Spartan whether he had rather be a good orator or a
+ good soldier: and if I was asked the same question, I would rather choose
+ to be a good cook, had I not one already to serve me. My God! Madame, how
+ should I hate such a recommendation of being a clever fellow at writing,
+ and an ass and an inanity in everything else! Yet I had rather be a fool
+ both here and there than to have made so ill a choice wherein to employ my
+ talent. And I am so far from expecting to gain any new reputation by these
+ follies, that I shall think I come off pretty well if I lose nothing by
+ them of that little I had before. For besides that this dead and mute
+ painting will take from my natural being, it has no resemblance to my
+ better condition, but is much lapsed from my former vigour and
+ cheerfulness, growing faded and withered: I am towards the bottom of the
+ barrel, which begins to taste of the lees.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “As to the rest, Madame, I should not have dared to make so bold
+ with the mysteries of physic, considering the esteem that you and so many
+ others have of it, had I not had encouragement from their own authors. I
+ think there are of these among the old Latin writers but two, Pliny and
+ Celsus if these ever fall into your hands, you will find that they speak
+ much more rudely of their art than I do; I but pinch it, they cut its
+ throat. Pliny, amongst other things, twits them with this, that when they
+ are at the end of their rope, they have a pretty device to save
+ themselves, by recommending their patients, whom they have teased and
+ tormented with their drugs and diets to no purpose, some to vows and
+ miracles, others to the hot baths. (Be not angry, Madame; he speaks not of
+ those in our parts, which are under the protection of your house, and all
+ Gramontins.) They have a third way of saving their own credit, of ridding
+ their hands of us and securing themselves from the reproaches we might
+ cast in their teeth of our little amendment, when they have had us so long
+ in their hands that they have not one more invention left wherewith to
+ amuse us, which is to send us to the better air of some other country.
+ This, Madame, is enough; I hope you will give me leave to return to my
+ discourse, from which I have so far digressed, the better to divert you.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was, I think, Pericles, who being asked how he did: “You may
+ judge,” says he, “by these,” showing some little scrolls
+ of parchment he had tied about his neck and arms. By which he would infer
+ that he must needs be very sick when he was reduced to a necessity of
+ having recourse to such idle and vain fopperies, and of suffering himself
+ to be so equipped. I dare not promise but that I may one day be so much a
+ fool as to commit my life and death to the mercy and government of
+ physicians; I may fall into such a frenzy; I dare not be responsible for
+ my future constancy: but then, if any one ask me how I do, I may also
+ answer, as Pericles did, “You may judge by this,” shewing my
+ hand clutching six drachms of opium. It will be a very evident sign of a
+ violent sickness: my judgment will be very much out of order; if once fear
+ and impatience get such an advantage over me, it may very well be
+ concluded that there is a dreadful fever in my mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have taken the pains to plead this cause, which I understand
+ indifferently, a little to back and support the natural aversion to drugs
+ and the practice of physic I have derived from my ancestors, to the end it
+ may not be a mere stupid and inconsiderate aversion, but have a little
+ more form; and also, that they who shall see me so obstinate in my
+ resolution against all exhortations and menaces that shall be given me,
+ when my infirmity shall press hardest upon me, may not think ‘tis
+ mere obstinacy in me; or any one so ill-natured as to judge it to be any
+ motive of glory: for it would be a strange ambition to seek to gain honour
+ by an action my gardener or my groom can perform as well as I. Certainly,
+ I have not a heart so tumorous and windy, that I should exchange so solid
+ a pleasure as health for an airy and imaginary pleasure: glory, even that
+ of the Four Sons of Aymon, is too dear bought by a man of my humour, if it
+ cost him three swinging fits of the stone. Give me health, in God’s
+ name! Such as love physic, may also have good, great, and convincing
+ considerations; I do not hate opinions contrary to my own: I am so, far
+ from being angry to see a discrepancy betwixt mine and other men’s
+ judgments, and from rendering myself unfit for the society of men, from
+ being of another sense and party than mine, that on the contrary (the most
+ general way that nature has followed being variety, and more in souls than
+ bodies, forasmuch as they are of a more supple substance, and more
+ susceptible of forms) I find it much more rare to see our humours and
+ designs jump and agree. And there never were, in the world, two opinions
+ alike, no more than two hairs, or two grains: their most universal quality
+ is diversity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ BOOK THE THIRD
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+ CHAPTER I&mdash;&mdash;OF PROFIT AND HONESTY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ No man is free from speaking foolish things; but the worst on’t is,
+ when a man labours to play the fool:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nae iste magno conatu magnas nugas dixerit.”
+
+ [“Truly he, with a great effort will shortly say a mighty trifle.”
+ &mdash;-Terence, Heaut., act iii., s. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This does not concern me; mine slip from me with as little care as they
+ are of little value, and ‘tis the better for them. I would presently
+ part with them for what they are worth, and neither buy nor sell them, but
+ as they weigh. I speak on paper, as I do to the first person I meet; and
+ that this is true, observe what follows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To whom ought not treachery to be hateful, when Tiberius refused it in a
+ thing of so great importance to him? He had word sent him from Germany
+ that if he thought fit, they would rid him of Arminius by poison: this was
+ the most potent enemy the Romans had, who had defeated them so
+ ignominiously under Varus, and who alone prevented their aggrandisement in
+ those parts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He returned answer, “that the people of Rome were wont to revenge
+ themselves of their enemies by open ways, and with their swords in their
+ hands, and not clandestinely and by fraud”: wherein he quitted the
+ profitable for the honest. You will tell me that he was a braggadocio; I
+ believe so too: and ‘tis no great miracle in men of his profession.
+ But the acknowledgment of virtue is not less valid in the mouth of him who
+ hates it, forasmuch as truth forces it from him, and if he will not
+ inwardly receive it, he at least puts it on for a decoration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our outward and inward structure is full of imperfection; but there is
+ nothing useless in nature, not even inutility itself; nothing has
+ insinuated itself into this universe that has not therein some fit and
+ proper place. Our being is cemented with sickly qualities: ambition,
+ jealousy, envy, revenge, superstition, and despair have so natural a
+ possession in us, that its image is discerned in beasts; nay, and cruelty,
+ so unnatural a vice; for even in the midst of compassion we feel within, I
+ know not what tart-sweet titillation of ill-natured pleasure in seeing
+ others suffer; and the children feel it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Suave mari magno, turbantibus aequora ventis,
+ E terra magnum alterius spectare laborem:”
+
+ [“It is sweet, when the winds disturb the waters of the vast sea, to
+ witness from land the peril of other persons.”&mdash;Lucretius, ii. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ of the seeds of which qualities, whoever should divest man, would destroy
+ the fundamental conditions of human life. Likewise, in all governments
+ there are necessary offices, not only abject, but vicious also. Vices
+ there help to make up the seam in our piecing, as poisons are useful for
+ the conservation of health. If they become excusable because they are of
+ use to us, and that the common necessity covers their true qualities, we
+ are to resign this part to the strongest and boldest citizens, who
+ sacrifice their honour and conscience, as others of old sacrificed their
+ lives, for the good of their country: we, who are weaker, take upon us
+ parts both that are more easy and less hazardous. The public weal requires
+ that men should betray, and lie, and massacre; let us leave this
+ commission to men who are more obedient and more supple.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In earnest, I have often been troubled to see judges, by fraud and false
+ hopes of favour or pardon, allure a criminal to confess his fact, and
+ therein to make use of cozenage and impudence. It would become justice,
+ and Plato himself, who countenances this manner of proceeding, to furnish
+ me with other means more suitable to my own liking: this is a malicious
+ kind of justice, and I look upon it as no less wounded by itself than by
+ others. I said not long since to some company in discourse, that I should
+ hardly be drawn to betray my prince for a particular man, who should be
+ much ashamed to betray any particular man for my prince; and I do not only
+ hate deceiving myself, but that any one should deceive through me; I will
+ neither afford matter nor occasion to any such thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the little I have had to mediate betwixt our princes&mdash;[Between the
+ King of Navarre, afterwards Henry IV., and the Duc de Guise. See De Thou,
+ De Vita Sua, iii. 9.]&mdash;in the divisions and subdivisions by which we
+ are at this time torn to pieces, I have been very careful that they should
+ neither be deceived in me nor deceive others by me. People of that kind of
+ trading are very reserved, and pretend to be the most moderate imaginable
+ and nearest to the opinions of those with whom they have to do; I expose
+ myself in my stiff opinion, and after a method the most my own; a tender
+ negotiator, a novice, who had rather fail in the affair than be wanting to
+ myself. And yet it has been hitherto with so good luck (for fortune has
+ doubtless the best share in it), that few things have passed from hand to
+ hand with less suspicion or more favour and privacy. I have a free and
+ open way that easily insinuates itself and obtains belief with those with
+ whom I am to deal at the first meeting. Sincerity and pure truth, in what
+ age soever, pass for current; and besides, the liberty and freedom of a
+ man who treats without any interest of his own is never hateful or
+ suspected, and he may very well make use of the answer of Hyperides to the
+ Athenians, who complained of his blunt way of speaking: “Messieurs,
+ do not consider whether or no I am free, but whether I am so without a
+ bribe, or without any advantage to my own affairs.” My liberty of
+ speaking has also easily cleared me from all suspicion of dissembling by
+ its vehemency, leaving nothing unsaid, how home and bitter soever (so that
+ I could have said no worse behind their backs), and in that it carried
+ along with it a manifest show of simplicity and indifference. I pretend to
+ no other fruit by acting than to act, and add to it no long arguments or
+ propositions; every action plays its own game, win if it can.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, I am not swayed by any passion, either of love or hatred,
+ towards the great, nor has my will captivated either by particular injury
+ or obligation. I look upon our kings with an affection simply loyal and
+ respectful, neither prompted nor restrained by any private interest, and I
+ love myself for it. Nor does the general and just cause attract me
+ otherwise than with moderation, and without heat. I am not subject to
+ those penetrating and close compacts and engagements. Anger and hatred are
+ beyond the duty of justice; and are passions only useful to those who do
+ not keep themselves strictly to their duty by simple reason:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Utatur motu animi, qui uti ratione non potest.”
+
+ [“He may employ his passion, who can make no use of his reason.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iv. 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All legitimate intentions are temperate and equable of themselves; if
+ otherwise, they degenerate into seditious and unlawful. This is it which
+ makes me walk everywhere with my head erect, my face and my heart open. In
+ truth, and I am not afraid to confess it, I should easily, in case of
+ need, hold up one candle to St. Michael and another to his dragon, like
+ the old woman; I will follow the right side even to the fire, but
+ exclusively, if I can. Let Montaigne be overwhelmed in the public ruin if
+ need be; but if there be no need, I should think myself obliged to fortune
+ to save me, and I will make use of all the length of line my duty allows
+ for his preservation. Was it not Atticus who, being of the just but losing
+ side, preserved himself by his moderation in that universal shipwreck of
+ the world, amongst so many mutations and diversities? For private man, as
+ he was, it is more easy; and in such kind of work, I think a man may
+ justly not be ambitious to offer and insinuate himself. For a man, indeed,
+ to be wavering and irresolute, to keep his affection unmoved and without
+ inclination in the troubles of his country and public divisions, I neither
+ think it handsome nor honest:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ea non media, sed nulla via est, velut eventum
+ exspectantium, quo fortunae consilia sua applicent.”
+
+ [“That is not a middle way, but no way, to await events, by which
+ they refer their resolutions to fortune.”&mdash;Livy, xxxii. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This may be allowed in our neighbours’ affairs; and thus Gelo, the
+ tyrant of Syracuse, suspended his inclination in the war betwixt the
+ Greeks and barbarians, keeping a resident ambassador with presents at
+ Delphos, to watch and see which way fortune would incline, and then take
+ fit occasion to fall in with the victors. It would be a kind of treason to
+ proceed after this manner in our own domestic affairs, wherein a man must
+ of necessity be of the one side or the other; though for a man who has no
+ office or express command to call him out, to sit still I hold it more
+ excusable (and yet I do not excuse myself upon these terms) than in
+ foreign expeditions, to which, however, according to our laws, no man is
+ pressed against his will. And yet even those who wholly engage themselves
+ in such a war may behave themselves with such temper and moderation, that
+ the storm may fly over their heads without doing them any harm. Had we not
+ reason to hope such an issue in the person of the late Bishop of Orleans,
+ the Sieur de Morvilliers?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [An able negotiator, who, though protected by the Guises, and
+ strongly supporting them, was yet very far from persecuting the
+ Reformists. He died 1577.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And I know, amongst those who behave themselves most bravely in the
+ present war, some whose manners are so gentle, obliging, and just, that
+ they will certainly stand firm, whatever event Heaven is preparing for us.
+ I am of opinion that it properly belongs to kings only to quarrel with
+ kings; and I laugh at those spirits who, out of lightness of heart, lend
+ themselves to so disproportioned disputes; for a man has never the more
+ particular quarrel with a prince, by marching openly and boldly against
+ him for his own honour and according to his duty; if he does not love such
+ a person, he does better, he esteems him. And notably the cause of the
+ laws and of the ancient government of a kingdom, has this always annexed
+ to it, that even those who, for their own private interest, invade them,
+ excuse, if they do not honour, the defenders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But we are not, as we nowadays do, to call peevishness and inward
+ discontent, that spring from private interest and passion, duty, nor a
+ treacherous and malicious conduct, courage; they call their proneness to
+ mischief and violence zeal; ‘tis not the cause, but their interest,
+ that inflames them; they kindle and begin a war, not because it is just,
+ but because it is war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A man may very well behave himself commodiously and loyally too amongst
+ those of the adverse party; carry yourself, if not with the same equal
+ affection (for that is capable of different measure), at least with an
+ affection moderate, well tempered, and such as shall not so engage you to
+ one party, that it may demand all you are able to do for that side,
+ content yourself with a moderate proportion of their, favour and goodwill;
+ and to swim in troubled waters without fishing in them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other way, of offering a man’s self and the utmost service he is
+ able to do, both to one party and the other, has still less of prudence in
+ it than conscience. Does not he to whom you betray another, to whom you
+ were as welcome as to himself, know that you will at another time do as
+ much for him? He holds you for a villain; and in the meantime hears what
+ you will say, gathers intelligence from you, and works his own ends out of
+ your disloyalty; double-dealing men are useful for bringing in, but we
+ must have a care they carry out as little as is possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I say nothing to one party that I may not, upon occasion, say to the
+ other, with a little alteration of accent; and report nothing but things
+ either indifferent or known, or what is of common consequence. I cannot
+ permit myself, for any consideration, to tell them a lie. What is
+ intrusted to my secrecy, I religiously conceal; but I take as few trusts
+ of that nature upon me as I can. The secrets of princes are a troublesome
+ burthen to such as are not interested in them. I very willingly bargain
+ that they trust me with little, but confidently rely upon what I tell
+ them. I have ever known more than I desired. One open way of speaking
+ introduces another open way of speaking, and draws out discoveries, like
+ wine and love. Philippides, in my opinion, answered King Lysimachus very
+ discreetly, who, asking him what of his estate he should bestow upon him?
+ “What you will,” said he, “provided it be none of your
+ secrets.” I see every one is displeased if the bottom of the affair
+ be concealed from him wherein he is employed, or that there be any
+ reservation in the thing; for my part, I am content to know no more of the
+ business than what they would have me employ myself in, nor desire that my
+ knowledge should exceed or restrict what I have to say. If I must serve
+ for an instrument of deceit, let it be at least with a safe conscience: I
+ will not be reputed a servant either so affectionate or so loyal as to be
+ fit to betray any one: he who is unfaithful to himself, is excusably so to
+ his master. But they are princes who do not accept men by halves, and
+ despise limited and conditional services: I cannot help it: I frankly tell
+ them how far I can go; for a slave I should not be, but to reason, and I
+ can hardly submit even to that. And they also are to blame to exact from a
+ freeman the same subjection and obligation to their service that they do
+ from him they have made and bought, or whose fortune particularly and
+ expressly depends upon theirs. The laws have delivered me from a great
+ anxiety; they have chosen a side for me, and given me a master; all other
+ superiority and obligation ought to be relative to that, and cut, off from
+ all other. Yet this is not to say, that if my affection should otherwise
+ incline me, my hand should presently obey it; the will and desire are a
+ law to themselves; but actions must receive commission from the public
+ appointment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this proceeding of mine is a little dissonant from the ordinary forms;
+ it would produce no great effects, nor be of any long duration; innocence
+ itself could not, in this age of ours, either negotiate without
+ dissimulation, or traffic without lying; and, indeed, public employments
+ are by no means for my palate: what my profession requires, I perform
+ after the most private manner that I can. Being young, I was engaged up to
+ the ears in business, and it succeeded well; but I disengaged myself in
+ good time. I have often since avoided meddling in it, rarely accepted, and
+ never asked it; keeping my back still turned to ambition; but if not like
+ rowers who so advance backward, yet so, at the same time, that I am less
+ obliged to my resolution than to my good fortune, that I was not wholly
+ embarked in it. For there are ways less displeasing to my taste, and more
+ suitable to my ability, by which, if she had formerly called me to the
+ public service, and my own advancement towards the world’s opinion,
+ I know I should, in spite of all my own arguments to the contrary, have
+ pursued them. Such as commonly say, in opposition to what I profess, that
+ what I call freedom, simplicity, and plainness in my manners, is art and
+ subtlety, and rather prudence than goodness, industry than nature, good
+ sense than good luck, do me more honour than disgrace: but, certainly,
+ they make my subtlety too subtle; and whoever has followed me close, and
+ pryed narrowly into me, I will give him the victory, if he does not
+ confess that there is no rule in their school that could match this
+ natural motion, and maintain an appearance of liberty and licence, so
+ equal and inflexible, through so many various and crooked paths, and that
+ all their wit and endeavour could never have led them through. The way of
+ truth is one and simple; that of particular profit, and the commodity of
+ affairs a man is entrusted with, is double, unequal, and casual. I have
+ often seen these counterfeit and artificial liberties practised, but, for
+ the most part, without success; they relish of AEsop’s ass who, in
+ emulation of the dog, obligingly clapped his two fore-feet upon his master’s
+ shoulders; but as many caresses as the dog had for such an expression of
+ kindness, twice so many blows with a cudgel had the poor ass for his
+ compliment:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Id maxime quemque decet, quod est cujusque suum maxime.”
+
+ [“That best becomes every man which belongs most to him;”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic., i. 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I will not deprive deceit of its due; that were but ill to understand the
+ world: I know it has often been of great use, and that it maintains and
+ supplies most men’s employment. There are vices that are lawful, as
+ there are many actions, either good or excusable, that are not lawful in
+ themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The justice which in itself is natural and universal is otherwise and more
+ nobly ordered than that other justice which is special, national, and
+ constrained to the ends of government,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Veri juris germanaeque justitiae solidam et expressam
+ effigiem nullam tenemus; umbra et imaginibus utimur;”
+
+ [“We retain no solid and express portraiture of true right and
+ germane justice; we have only the shadow and image of it.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic., iii. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ insomuch that the sage Dandamis, hearing the lives of Socrates,
+ Pythagoras, and Diogenes read, judged them to be great men every way,
+ excepting that they were too much subjected to the reverence of the laws,
+ which, to second and authorise, true virtue must abate very much of its
+ original vigour; many vicious actions are introduced, not only by their
+ permission, but by their advice:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ex senatus consultis plebisquescitis scelera exercentur.”
+
+ [“Crimes are committed by the decrees of the Senate and the
+ popular assembly.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 95.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I follow the common phrase that distinguishes betwixt profitable and
+ honest things, so as to call some natural actions, that are not only
+ profitable but necessary, dishonest and foul.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us proceed in our examples of treachery two pretenders to the
+ kingdom of Thrace&mdash;[Rhescuporis and Cotys. Tacitus, Annal., ii. 65]&mdash;
+ were fallen into dispute about their title; the emperor hindered them from
+ proceeding to blows: but one of them, under colour of bringing things to a
+ friendly issue by an interview, having invited his competitor to an
+ entertainment in his own house, imprisoned and killed him. Justice
+ required that the Romans should have satisfaction for this offence; but
+ there was a difficulty in obtaining it by ordinary ways; what, therefore,
+ they could not do legitimately, without war and without danger, they
+ resolved to do by treachery; and what they could not honestly do, they did
+ profitably. For which end, one Pomponius Flaccus was found to be a fit
+ instrument. This man, by dissembled words and assurances, having drawn the
+ other into his toils, instead of the honour and favour he had promised
+ him, sent him bound hand and foot to Rome. Here one traitor betrayed
+ another, contrary to common custom: for they are full of mistrust, and
+ ‘tis hard to overreach them in their own art: witness the sad
+ experience we have lately had.&mdash;[Montaigne here probably refers to
+ the feigned reconciliation between Catherine de Medici and Henri, Duc de
+ Guise, in 1588.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let who will be Pomponius Flaccus, and there are enough who would: for my
+ part, both my word and my faith are, like all the rest, parts of this
+ common body: their best effect is the public service; this I take for
+ presupposed. But should one command me to take charge of the courts of law
+ and lawsuits, I should make answer, that I understood it not; or the place
+ of a leader of pioneers, I would say, that I was called to a more
+ honourable employment; so likewise, he that would employ me to lie,
+ betray, and forswear myself, though not to assassinate or to poison, for
+ some notable service, I should say, “If I have robbed or stolen
+ anything from any man, send me rather to the galleys.” For it is
+ permissible in a man of honour to say, as the Lacedaemonians did,&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ Difference between a Flatterer and a Friend, c. 21.]&mdash;having been
+ defeated by Antipater, when just upon concluding an agreement: “You
+ may impose as heavy and ruinous taxes upon us as you please, but to
+ command us to do shameful and dishonest things, you will lose your time,
+ for it is to no purpose.” Every one ought to make the same vow to
+ himself that the kings of Egypt made their judges solemnly swear, that
+ they would not do anything contrary to their consciences, though never so
+ much commanded to it by themselves. In such commissions there is evident
+ mark of ignominy and condemnation; and he who gives it at the same time
+ accuses you, and gives it, if you understand it right, for a burden and a
+ punishment. As much as the public affairs are bettered by your exploit, so
+ much are your own the worse, and the better you behave yourself in it,
+ ‘tis so much the worse for yourself; and it will be no new thing,
+ nor, peradventure, without some colour of justice, if the same person ruin
+ you who set you on work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If treachery can be in any case excusable, it must be only so when it is
+ practised to chastise and betray treachery. There are examples enough of
+ treacheries, not only rejected, but chastised and punished by those in
+ favour of whom they were undertaken. Who is ignorant of Fabricius sentence
+ against the physician of Pyrrhus?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But this we also find recorded, that some persons have commanded a thing,
+ who afterward have severely avenged the execution of it upon him they had
+ employed, rejecting the reputation of so unbridled an authority, and
+ disowning so abandoned and base a servitude and obedience. Jaropelk, Duke
+ of Russia, tampered with a gentleman of Hungary to betray Boleslaus, king
+ of Poland, either by killing him, or by giving the Russians opportunity to
+ do him some notable mischief. This worthy went ably to work: he was more
+ assiduous than before in the service of that king, so that he obtained the
+ honour to be of his council, and one of the chiefest in his trust. With
+ these advantages, and taking an opportune occasion of his master’s
+ absence, he betrayed Vislicza, a great and rich city, to the Russians,
+ which was entirely sacked and burned, and not only all the inhabitants of
+ both sexes, young and old, put to the sword, but moreover a great number
+ of neighbouring gentry, whom he had drawn thither to that end. Jaropelk,
+ his revenge being thus satisfied and his anger appeased, which was not,
+ indeed, without pretence (for Boleslaus had highly offended him, and after
+ the same manner), and sated with the fruit of this treachery, coming to
+ consider the fulness of it, with a sound judgment and clear from passion,
+ looked upon what had been done with so much horror and remorse that he
+ caused the eyes to be bored out and the tongue and shameful parts to be
+ cut off of him who had performed it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Antigonus persuaded the Argyraspides to betray Eumenes, their general, his
+ adversary, into his hands; but after he had caused him, so delivered, to
+ be slain, he would himself be the commissioner of the divine justice for
+ the punishment of so detestable a crime, and committed them into the hands
+ of the governor of the province, with express command, by whatever means,
+ to destroy and bring them all to an evil end, so that of that great number
+ of men, not so much as one ever returned again into Macedonia: the better
+ he had been served, the more wickedly he judged it to be, and meriting
+ greater punishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The slave who betrayed the place where his master, P. Sulpicius, lay
+ concealed, was, according to the promise of Sylla’s proscription,
+ manumitted for his pains; but according to the promise of the public
+ justice, which was free from any such engagement, he was thrown headlong
+ from the Tarpeian rock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our King Clovis, instead of the arms of gold he had promised them, caused
+ three of Cararie’s servants to be hanged after they had betrayed
+ their master to him, though he had debauched them to it: he hanged them
+ with the purse of their reward about their necks; after having satisfied
+ his second and special faith, he satisfied the general and first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mohammed II. having resolved to rid himself of his brother, out of
+ jealousy of state, according to the practice of the Ottoman family, he
+ employed one of his officers in the execution, who, pouring a quantity of
+ water too fast into him, choked him. This being done, to expiate the
+ murder, he delivered the murderer into the hands of the mother of him he
+ had so caused to be put to death, for they were only brothers by the
+ father’s side; she, in his presence, ripped up the murderer’s
+ bosom, and with her own hands rifled his breast for his heart, tore it
+ out, and threw it to the dogs. And even to the worst people it is the
+ sweetest thing imaginable, having once gained their end by a vicious
+ action, to foist, in all security, into it some show of virtue and
+ justice, as by way of compensation and conscientious correction; to which
+ may be added, that they look upon the ministers of such horrid crimes as
+ upon men who reproach them with them, and think by their deaths to erase
+ the memory and testimony of such proceedings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Or if, perhaps, you are rewarded, not to frustrate the public necessity
+ for that extreme and desperate remedy, he who does it cannot for all that,
+ if he be not such himself, but look upon you as an accursed and execrable
+ fellow, and conclude you a greater traitor than he does, against whom you
+ are so: for he tries the malignity of your disposition by your own hands,
+ where he cannot possibly be deceived, you having no object of preceding
+ hatred to move you to such an act; but he employs you as they do condemned
+ malefactors in executions of justice, an office as necessary as
+ dishonourable. Besides the baseness of such commissions, there is,
+ moreover, a prostitution of conscience. Seeing that the daughter of
+ Sejanus could not be put to death by the law of Rome, because she was a
+ virgin, she was, to make it lawful, first ravished by the hangman and then
+ strangled: not only his hand but his soul is slave to the public
+ convenience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Amurath I., more grievously to punish his subjects who had taken part
+ in the parricide rebellion of his son, ordained that their nearest kindred
+ should assist in the execution, I find it very handsome in some of them to
+ have rather chosen to be unjustly thought guilty of the parricide of
+ another than to serve justice by a parricide of their own. And where I
+ have seen, at the taking of some little fort by assault in my time, some
+ rascals who, to save their own lives, would consent to hang their friends
+ and companions, I have looked upon them to be of worse condition than
+ those who were hanged. ‘Tis said, that Witold, Prince of Lithuania,
+ introduced into the nation the practice that the criminal condemned to
+ death should with his own hand execute the sentence, thinking it strange
+ that a third person, innocent of the fault, should be made guilty of
+ homicide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A prince, when by some urgent circumstance or some impetuous and
+ unforeseen accident that very much concerns his state, compelled to
+ forfeit his word and break his faith, or otherwise forced from his
+ ordinary duty, ought to attribute this necessity to a lash of the divine
+ rod: vice it is not, for he has given up his own reason to a more
+ universal and more powerful reason; but certainly ‘tis a misfortune:
+ so that if any one should ask me what remedy? “None,” say I,
+ “if he were really racked between these two extremes: ‘sed
+ videat, ne quoeratur latebya perjurio’, he must do it: but if he did
+ it without regret, if it did not weigh on him to do it, ‘tis a sign
+ his conscience is in a sorry condition.” If there be a person to be
+ found of so tender a conscience as to think no cure whatever worth so
+ important a remedy, I shall like him never the worse; he could not more
+ excusably or more decently perish. We cannot do all we would, so that we
+ must often, as the last anchorage, commit the protection of our vessels to
+ the simple conduct of heaven. To what more just necessity does he reserve
+ himself? What is less possible for him to do than what he cannot do but at
+ the expense of his faith and honour, things that, perhaps, ought to be
+ dearer to him than his own safety, or even the safety of his people.
+ Though he should, with folded arms, only call God to his assistance, has
+ he not reason to hope that the divine goodness will not refuse the favour
+ of an extraordinary arm to just and pure hands? These are dangerous
+ examples, rare and sickly exceptions to our natural rules: we must yield
+ to them, but with great moderation and circumspection: no private utility
+ is of such importance that we should upon that account strain our
+ consciences to such a degree: the public may be, when very manifest and of
+ very great concern.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Timoleon made a timely expiation for his strange exploit by the tears he
+ shed, calling to mind that it was with a fraternal hand that he had slain
+ the tyrant; and it justly pricked his conscience that he had been
+ necessitated to purchase the public utility at so great a price as the
+ violation of his private morality. Even the Senate itself, by his means
+ delivered from slavery, durst not positively determine of so high a fact,
+ and divided into two so important and contrary aspects; but the
+ Syracusans, sending at the same time to the Corinthians to solicit their
+ protection, and to require of them a captain fit to re-establish their
+ city in its former dignity and to clear Sicily of several little tyrants
+ by whom it was oppressed, they deputed Timoleon for that service, with
+ this cunning declaration; “that according as he should behave
+ himself well or ill in his employment, their sentence should incline
+ either to favour the deliverer of his country, or to disfavour the
+ murderer of his brother.” This fantastic conclusion carries along
+ with it some excuse, by reason of the danger of the example, and the
+ importance of so strange an action: and they did well to discharge their
+ own judgment of it, and to refer it to others who were not so much
+ concerned. But Timoleon’s comportment in this expedition soon made
+ his cause more clear, so worthily and virtuously he demeaned himself upon
+ all occasions; and the good fortune that accompanied him in the
+ difficulties he had to overcome in this noble employment, seemed to be
+ strewed in his way by the gods, favourably conspiring for his
+ justification.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The end of this matter is excusable, if any can be so; but the profit of
+ the augmentation of the public revenue, that served the Roman Senate for a
+ pretence to the foul conclusion I am going to relate, is not sufficient to
+ warrant any such injustice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Certain cities had redeemed themselves and their liberty by money, by the
+ order and consent of the Senate, out of the hands of L. Sylla: the
+ business coming again in question, the Senate condemned them to be taxable
+ as they were before, and that the money they had disbursed for their
+ redemption should be lost to them. Civil war often produces such
+ villainous examples; that we punish private men for confiding in us when
+ we were public ministers: and the self-same magistrate makes another man
+ pay the penalty of his change that has nothing to do with it; the
+ pedagogue whips his scholar for his docility; and the guide beats the
+ blind man whom he leads by the hand; a horrid image of justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are rules in philosophy that are both false and weak. The example
+ that is proposed to us for preferring private utility before faith given,
+ has not weight enough by the circumstances they put to it; robbers have
+ seized you, and after having made you swear to pay them a certain sum of
+ money, dismiss you. ‘Tis not well done to say, that an honest man
+ can be quit of his oath without payment, being out of their hands. ‘Tis
+ no such thing: what fear has once made me willing to do, I am obliged to
+ do it when I am no longer in fear; and though that fear only prevailed
+ with my tongue without forcing my will, yet am I bound to keep my word.
+ For my part, when my tongue has sometimes inconsiderately said something
+ that I did not think, I have made a conscience of disowning it: otherwise,
+ by degrees, we shall abolish all the right another derives from our
+ promises and oaths:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quasi vero forti viro vis possit adhiberi.”
+
+ [“As though a man of true courage could be compelled.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic., iii. 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And ‘tis only lawful, upon the account of private interest, to
+ excuse breach of promise, when we have promised something that is unlawful
+ and wicked in itself; for the right of virtue ought to take place of the
+ right of any obligation of ours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have formerly placed Epaminondas in the first rank of excellent men, and
+ do not repent it. How high did he stretch the consideration of his own
+ particular duty? he who never killed a man whom he had overcome; who, for
+ the inestimable benefit of restoring the liberty of his country, made
+ conscience of killing a tyrant or his accomplices without due form of
+ justice: and who concluded him to be a wicked man, how good a citizen
+ soever otherwise, who amongst his enemies in battle spared not his friend
+ and his guest. This was a soul of a rich composition: he married goodness
+ and humanity, nay, even the tenderest and most delicate in the whole
+ school of philosophy, to the roughest and most violent human actions. Was
+ it nature or art that had intenerated that great courage of his, so full,
+ so obstinate against pain and death and poverty, to such an extreme degree
+ of sweetness and compassion? Dreadful in arms and blood, he overran and
+ subdued a nation invincible by all others but by him alone; and yet in the
+ heat of an encounter, could turn aside from his friend and guest.
+ Certainly he was fit to command in war who could so rein himself with the
+ curb of good nature, in the height and heat of his fury, a fury inflamed
+ and foaming with blood and slaughter. ‘Tis a miracle to be able to
+ mix any image of justice with such violent actions: and it was only
+ possible for such a steadfastness of mind as that of Epaminondas therein
+ to mix sweetness and the facility of the gentlest manners and purest
+ innocence. And whereas one told the Mamertini that statutes were of no
+ efficacy against armed men; and another told the tribune of the people
+ that the time of justice and of war were distinct things; and a third said
+ that the noise of arms deafened the voice of laws, this man was not
+ precluded from listening to the laws of civility and pure courtesy. Had he
+ not borrowed from his enemies the custom of sacrificing to the Muses when
+ he went to war, that they might by their sweetness and gaiety soften his
+ martial and rigorous fury? Let us not fear, by the example of so great a
+ master, to believe that there is something unlawful, even against an
+ enemy, and that the common concern ought not to require all things of all
+ men, against private interest:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Manente memoria, etiam in dissidio publicorum
+ foederum, privati juris:”
+
+ [“The memory of private right remaining even amid
+ public dissensions.”&mdash;Livy, xxv. 18.]
+
+ “Et nulla potentia vires
+ Praestandi, ne quid peccet amicus, habet;”
+
+ [“No power on earth can sanction treachery against a friend.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, De Ponto, i. 7, 37.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that all things are not lawful to an honest man for the service of his
+ prince, the laws, or the general quarrel:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non enim patria praestat omnibus officiis....
+ et ipsi conducit pios habere cives in parentes.”
+
+ [“The duty to one’s country does not supersede all other duties.
+ The country itself requires that its citizens should act piously
+ toward their parents.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., iii. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Tis an instruction proper for the time wherein we live: we need not harden
+ our courage with these arms of steel; ‘tis enough that our shoulders
+ are inured to them: ‘tis enough to dip our pens in ink without
+ dipping them in blood. If it be grandeur of courage, and the effect of a
+ rare and singular virtue, to contemn friendship, private obligations, a
+ man’s word and relationship, for the common good and obedience to
+ the magistrate, ‘tis certainly sufficient to excuse us, that ‘tis
+ a grandeur that can have no place in the grandeur of Epaminondas’
+ courage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I abominate those mad exhortations of this other discomposed soul,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum tela micant, non vos pietatis imago
+ Ulla, nec adversa conspecti fronte parentes
+ Commoveant; vultus gladio turbate verendos.”
+
+ [“While swords glitter, let no idea of piety, nor the face even of a
+ father presented to you, move you: mutilate with your sword those
+ venerable features “&mdash;Lucan, vii. 320.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us deprive wicked, bloody, and treacherous natures of such a pretence
+ of reason: let us set aside this guilty and extravagant justice, and stick
+ to more human imitations. How great things can time and example do! In an
+ encounter of the civil war against Cinna, one of Pompey’s soldiers
+ having unawares killed his brother, who was of the contrary party, he
+ immediately for shame and sorrow killed himself: and some years after, in
+ another civil war of the same people, a soldier demanded a reward of his
+ officer for having killed his brother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A man but ill proves the honour and beauty of an action by its utility:
+ and very erroneously concludes that every one is obliged to it, and that
+ it becomes every one to do it, if it be of utility:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnia non pariter rerum sunt omnibus apta.”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“All things are not equally fit for all men.”
+ &mdash;Propertius, iii. 9, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us take that which is most necessary and profitable for human society;
+ it will be marriage; and yet the council of the saints find the contrary
+ much better, excluding from it the most venerable vocation of man: as we
+ design those horses for stallions of which we have the least esteem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER II&mdash;&mdash;OF REPENTANCE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Others form man; I only report him: and represent a particular one, ill
+ fashioned enough, and whom, if I had to model him anew, I should certainly
+ make something else than what he is but that’s past recalling. Now,
+ though the features of my picture alter and change, ‘tis not,
+ however, unlike: the world eternally turns round; all things therein are
+ incessantly moving, the earth, the rocks of Caucasus, and the pyramids of
+ Egypt, both by the public motion and their own. Even constancy itself is
+ no other but a slower and more languishing motion. I cannot fix my object;
+ ‘tis always tottering and reeling by a natural giddiness; I take it
+ as it is at the instant I consider it; I do not paint its being, I paint
+ its passage; not a passing from one age to another, or, as the people say,
+ from seven to seven years, but from day to day, from minute to minute, I
+ must accommodate my history to the hour: I may presently change, not only
+ by fortune, but also by intention. ‘Tis a counterpart of various and
+ changeable accidents, and of irresolute imaginations, and, as it falls
+ out, sometimes contrary: whether it be that I am then another self, or
+ that I take subjects by other circumstances and considerations: so it is
+ that I may peradventure contradict myself, but, as Demades said, I never
+ contradict the truth. Could my soul once take footing, I would not essay
+ but resolve: but it is always learning and making trial.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I propose a life ordinary and without lustre: ‘tis all one; all
+ moral philosophy may as well be applied to a common and private life, as
+ to one of richer composition: every man carries the entire form of human
+ condition. Authors communicate themselves to the people by some especial
+ and extrinsic mark; I, the first of any, by my universal being; as Michel
+ de Montaigne, not as a grammarian, a poet, or a lawyer. If the world find
+ fault that I speak too much of myself, I find fault that they do not so
+ much as think of themselves. But is it reason that, being so particular in
+ my way of living, I should pretend to recommend myself to the public
+ knowledge? And is it also reason that I should produce to the world, where
+ art and handling have so much credit and authority, crude and simple
+ effects of nature, and of a weak nature to boot? Is it not to build a wall
+ without stone or brick, or some such thing, to write books without
+ learning and without art? The fancies of music are carried on by art; mine
+ by chance. I have this, at least, according to discipline, that never any
+ man treated of a subject he better understood and knew than I what I have
+ undertaken, and that in this I am the most understanding man alive:
+ secondly, that never any man penetrated farther into his matter, nor
+ better and more distinctly sifted the parts and sequences of it, nor ever
+ more exactly and fully arrived at the end he proposed to himself. To
+ perfect it, I need bring nothing but fidelity to the work; and that is
+ there, and the most pure and sincere that is anywhere to be found. I speak
+ truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare; and I dare a little
+ the more, as I grow older; for, methinks, custom allows to age more
+ liberty of prating, and more indiscretion of talking of a man’s
+ self. That cannot fall out here, which I often see elsewhere, that the
+ work and the artificer contradict one another: “Can a man of such
+ sober conversation have written so foolish a book?” Or “Do so
+ learned writings proceed from a man of so weak conversation?” He who
+ talks at a very ordinary rate, and writes rare matter, ‘tis to say
+ that his capacity is borrowed and not his own. A learned man is not
+ learned in all things: but a sufficient man is sufficient throughout, even
+ to ignorance itself; here my book and I go hand in hand together.
+ Elsewhere men may commend or censure the work, without reference to the
+ workman; here they cannot: who touches the one, touches the other. He who
+ shall judge of it without knowing him, will more wrong himself than me; he
+ who does know him, gives me all the satisfaction I desire. I shall be
+ happy beyond my desert, if I can obtain only thus much from the public
+ approbation, as to make men of understanding perceive that I was capable
+ of profiting by knowledge, had I had it; and that I deserved to have been
+ assisted by a better memory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Be pleased here to excuse what I often repeat, that I very rarely repent,
+ and that my conscience is satisfied with itself, not as the conscience of
+ an angel, or that of a horse, but as the conscience of a man; always
+ adding this clause, not one of ceremony, but a true and real submission,
+ that I speak inquiring and doubting, purely and simply referring myself to
+ the common and accepted beliefs for the resolution. I do not teach; I only
+ relate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no vice that is absolutely a vice which does not offend, and that
+ a sound judgment does not accuse; for there is in it so manifest a
+ deformity and inconvenience, that peradventure they are in the right who
+ say that it is chiefly begotten by stupidity and ignorance: so hard is it
+ to imagine that a man can know without abhorring it. Malice sucks up the
+ greatest part of its own venom, and poisons itself. Vice leaves repentance
+ in the soul, like an ulcer in the flesh, which is always scratching and
+ lacerating itself: for reason effaces all other grief and sorrows, but it
+ begets that of repentance, which is so much the more grievous, by reason
+ it springs within, as the cold and heat of fevers are more sharp than
+ those that only strike upon the outward skin. I hold for vices (but every
+ one according to its proportion), not only those which reason and nature
+ condemn, but those also which the opinion of men, though false and
+ erroneous, have made such, if authorised by law and custom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is likewise no virtue which does not rejoice a well-descended
+ nature: there is a kind of, I know not what, congratulation in well-doing
+ that gives us an inward satisfaction, and a generous boldness that
+ accompanies a good conscience: a soul daringly vicious may, peradventure,
+ arm itself with security, but it cannot supply itself with this
+ complacency and satisfaction. ‘Tis no little satisfaction to feel a
+ man’s self preserved from the contagion of so depraved an age, and
+ to say to himself: “Whoever could penetrate into my soul would not
+ there find me guilty either of the affliction or ruin of any one, or of
+ revenge or envy, or any offence against the public laws, or of innovation
+ or disturbance, or failure of my word; and though the licence of the time
+ permits and teaches every one so to do, yet have I not plundered any
+ Frenchman’s goods, or taken his money, and have lived upon what is
+ my own, in war as well as in peace; neither have I set any man to work
+ without paying him his hire.” These testimonies of a good conscience
+ please, and this natural rejoicing is very beneficial to us, and the only
+ reward that we can never fail of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To ground the recompense of virtuous actions upon the approbation of
+ others is too uncertain and unsafe a foundation, especially in so corrupt
+ and ignorant an age as this, wherein the good opinion of the vulgar is
+ injurious: upon whom do you rely to show you what is recommendable? God
+ defend me from being an honest man, according to the descriptions of
+ honour I daily see every one make of himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae fuerant vitia, mores sunt.”
+
+ [“What before had been vices are now manners.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 39.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Some of my friends have at times schooled and scolded me with great
+ sincerity and plainness, either of their own voluntary motion, or by me
+ entreated to it as to an office, which to a well-composed soul surpasses
+ not only in utility, but in kindness, all other offices of friendship: I
+ have always received them with the most open arms, both of courtesy and
+ acknowledgment; but to say the truth, I have often found so much false
+ measure, both in their reproaches and praises, that I had not done much
+ amiss, rather to have done ill, than to have done well according to their
+ notions. We, who live private lives, not exposed to any other view than
+ our own, ought chiefly to have settled a pattern within ourselves by which
+ to try our actions: and according to that, sometimes to encourage and
+ sometimes to correct ourselves. I have my laws and my judicature to judge
+ of myself, and apply myself more to these than to any other rules: I do,
+ indeed, restrain my actions according to others; but extend them not by
+ any other rule than my own. You yourself only know if you are cowardly and
+ cruel, loyal and devout: others see you not, and only guess at you by
+ uncertain conjectures, and do not so much see your nature as your art;
+ rely not therefore upon their opinions, but stick to your own:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tuo tibi judicio est utendum.... Virtutis et vitiorum grave ipsius
+ conscientiae pondus est: qua sublata, jacent omnia.”
+
+ [“Thou must employ thy own judgment upon thyself; great is the
+ weight of thy own conscience in the discovery of virtues and vices:
+ which taken away, all things are lost.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Nat. Dei, iii. 35; Tusc. Quaes., i. 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But the saying that repentance immediately follows the sin seems not to
+ have respect to sin in its high estate, which is lodged in us as in its
+ own proper habitation. One may disown and retract the vices that surprise
+ us, and to which we are hurried by passions; but those which by a long
+ habit are rooted in a strong and vigorous will are not subject to
+ contradiction. Repentance is no other but a recanting of the will and an
+ opposition to our fancies, which lead us which way they please. It makes
+ this person disown his former virtue and continency:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae mens est hodie, cur eadem non puero fait?
+ Vel cur his animis incolumes non redeunt genae?”
+
+ [“What my mind is, why was it not the same, when I was a boy? or
+ why do not the cheeks return to these feelings?”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., v. 10, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis an exact life that maintains itself in due order in private.
+ Every one may juggle his part, and represent an honest man upon the stage:
+ but within, and in his own bosom, where all may do as they list, where all
+ is concealed, to be regular, there’s the point. The next degree is
+ to be so in his house, and in his ordinary actions, for which we are
+ accountable to none, and where there is no study nor artifice. And
+ therefore Bias, setting forth the excellent state of a private family,
+ says: “of which a the master is the same within, by his own virtue
+ and temper, that he is abroad, for fear of the laws and report of men.”
+ And it was a worthy saying of Julius Drusus, to the masons who offered
+ him, for three thousand crowns, to put his house in such a posture that
+ his neighbours should no longer have the same inspection into it as
+ before; “I will give you,” said he, “six thousand to
+ make it so that everybody may see into every room.” ‘Tis
+ honourably recorded of Agesilaus, that he used in his journeys always to
+ take up his lodgings in temples, to the end that the people and the gods
+ themselves might pry into his most private actions. Such a one has been a
+ miracle to the world, in whom neither his wife nor servant has ever seen
+ anything so much as remarkable; few men have been admired by their own
+ domestics; no one was ever a prophet, not merely in his own house, but in
+ his own country, says the experience of histories: &mdash;[No man is a
+ hero to his valet-de-chambre, said Marshal Catinat]&mdash;‘tis the
+ same in things of nought, and in this low example the image of a greater
+ is to be seen. In my country of Gascony, they look upon it as a drollery
+ to see me in print; the further off I am read from my own home, the better
+ I am esteemed. I purchase printers in Guienne; elsewhere they purchase me.
+ Upon this it is that they lay their foundation who conceal themselves
+ present and living, to obtain a name when they are dead and absent. I had
+ rather have a great deal less in hand, and do not expose myself to the
+ world upon any other account than my present share; when I leave it I quit
+ the rest. See this functionary whom the people escort in state, with
+ wonder and applause, to his very door; he puts off the pageant with his
+ robe, and falls so much the lower by how much he was higher exalted: in
+ himself within, all is tumult and degraded. And though all should be
+ regular there, it will require a vivid and well-chosen judgment to
+ perceive it in these low and private actions; to which may be added, that
+ order is a dull, sombre virtue. To enter a breach, conduct an embassy,
+ govern a people, are actions of renown; to reprehend, laugh, sell, pay,
+ love, hate, and gently and justly converse with a man’s own family
+ and with himself; not to relax, not to give a man’s self the lie, is
+ more rare and hard, and less remarkable. By which means, retired lives,
+ whatever is said to the contrary, undergo duties of as great or greater
+ difficulty than the others do; and private men, says Aristotle,’
+ serve virtue more painfully and highly than those in authority do: we
+ prepare ourselves for eminent occasions, more out of glory than
+ conscience. The shortest way to arrive at glory, would be to do that for
+ conscience which we do for glory: and the virtue of Alexander appears to
+ me of much less vigour in his great theatre, than that of Socrates in his
+ mean and obscure employment. I can easily conceive Socrates in the place
+ of Alexander, but Alexander in that of Socrates, I cannot. Who shall ask
+ the one what he can do, he will answer, “Subdue the world”:
+ and who shall put the same question to the other, he will say, “Carry
+ on human life conformably with its natural condition”; a much more
+ general, weighty, and legitimate science than the other.&mdash;[Montaigne
+ added here, “To do for the world that for which he came into the
+ world,” but he afterwards erased these words from the manuscript.&mdash;Naigeon.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The virtue of the soul does not consist in flying high, but in walking
+ orderly; its grandeur does not exercise itself in grandeur, but in
+ mediocrity. As they who judge and try us within, make no great account of
+ the lustre of our public actions, and see they are only streaks and rays
+ of clear water springing from a slimy and muddy bottom so, likewise, they
+ who judge of us by this gallant outward appearance, in like manner
+ conclude of our internal constitution; and cannot couple common faculties,
+ and like their own, with the other faculties that astonish them, and are
+ so far out of their sight. Therefore it is that we give such savage forms
+ to demons: and who does not give Tamerlane great eyebrows, wide nostrils,
+ a dreadful visage, and a prodigious stature, according to the imagination
+ he has conceived by the report of his name? Had any one formerly brought
+ me to Erasmus, I should hardly have believed but that all was adage and
+ apothegm he spoke to his man or his hostess. We much more aptly imagine an
+ artisan upon his close-stool, or upon his wife, than a great president
+ venerable by his port and sufficiency: we fancy that they, from their high
+ tribunals, will not abase themselves so much as to live. As vicious souls
+ are often incited by some foreign impulse to do well, so are virtuous
+ souls to do ill; they are therefore to be judged by their settled state,
+ when they are at home, whenever that may be; and, at all events, when they
+ are nearer repose, and in their native station.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Natural inclinations are much assisted and fortified by education; but
+ they seldom alter and overcome their institution: a thousand natures of my
+ time have escaped towards virtue or vice, through a quite contrary
+ discipline:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sic ubi, desuetae silvis, in carcere clausae
+ Mansuevere ferx, et vultus posuere minaces,
+ Atque hominem didicere pati, si torrida parvus
+ Venit in ora cruor, redeunt rabiesque fororque,
+ Admonitaeque tument gustato sanguine fauces
+ Fervet, et a trepido vix abstinet ira magistro;”
+
+ [“So savage beasts, when shut up in cages and grown unaccustomed to
+ the woods, have become tame, and have laid aside their fierce looks,
+ and submit to the rule of man; if again a slight taste of blood
+ comes into their mouths, their rage and fury return, their jaws are
+ erected by thirst of blood, and their anger scarcely abstains from
+ their trembling masters.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. 237.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ these original qualities are not to be rooted out; they may be covered and
+ concealed. The Latin tongue is as it were natural to me; I understand it
+ better than French; but I have not been used to speak it, nor hardly to
+ write it, these forty years. Unless upon extreme and sudden emotions which
+ I have fallen into twice or thrice in my life, and once seeing my father
+ in perfect health fall upon me in a swoon, I have always uttered from the
+ bottom of my heart my first words in Latin; nature deafened, and forcibly
+ expressing itself, in spite of so long a discontinuation; and this example
+ is said of many others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They who in my time have attempted to correct the manners of the world by
+ new opinions, reform seeming vices; but the essential vices they leave as
+ they were, if indeed they do not augment them, and augmentation is therein
+ to be feared; we defer all other well doing upon the account of these
+ external reformations, of less cost and greater show, and thereby expiate
+ good cheap, for the other natural, consubstantial, and intestine vices.
+ Look a little into our experience: there is no man, if he listen to
+ himself, who does not in himself discover a particular and governing form
+ of his own, that jostles his education, and wrestles with the tempest of
+ passions that are contrary to it. For my part, I seldom find myself
+ agitated with surprises; I always find myself in my place, as heavy and
+ unwieldy bodies do; if I am not at home, I am always near at hand; my
+ dissipations do not transport me very far; there is nothing strange or
+ extreme in the case; and yet I have sound and vigorous turns.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The true condemnation, and which touches the common practice of men, is
+ that their very retirement itself is full of filth and corruption; the
+ idea of their reformation composed, their repentance sick and faulty, very
+ nearly as much as their sin. Some, either from having been linked to vice
+ by a natural propension or long practice, cannot see its deformity. Others
+ (of which constitution I am) do indeed feel the weight of vice, but they
+ counterbalance it with pleasure, or some other occasion; and suffer and
+ lend themselves to it for a certain price, but viciously and basely. Yet
+ there might, haply, be imagined so vast a disproportion of measure, where
+ with justice the pleasure might excuse the sin, as we say of utility; not
+ only if accidental and out of sin, as in thefts, but in the very exercise
+ of sin, or in the enjoyment of women, where the temptation is violent,
+ and, ‘tis said, sometimes not to be overcome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Being the other day at Armaignac, on the estate of a kinsman of mine, I
+ there saw a peasant who was by every one nicknamed the thief. He thus
+ related the story of his life: that, being born a beggar, and finding that
+ he should not be able, so as to be clear of indigence, to get his living
+ by the sweat of his brow, he resolved to turn thief, and by means of his
+ strength of body had exercised this trade all the time of his youth in
+ great security; for he ever made his harvest and vintage in other men’s
+ grounds, but a great way off, and in so great quantities, that it was not
+ to be imagined one man could have carried away so much in one night upon
+ his shoulders; and, moreover, he was careful equally to divide and
+ distribute the mischief he did, that the loss was of less importance to
+ every particular man. He is now grown old, and rich for a man of his
+ condition, thanks to his trade, which he openly confesses to every one.
+ And to make his peace with God, he says, that he is daily ready by good
+ offices to make satisfaction to the successors of those he has robbed, and
+ if he do not finish (for to do it all at once he is not able), he will
+ then leave it in charge to his heirs to perform the rest, proportionably
+ to the wrong he himself only knows he has done to each. By this
+ description, true or false, this man looks upon theft as a dishonest
+ action, and hates it, but less than poverty, and simply repents; but to
+ the extent he has thus recompensed he repents not. This is not that habit
+ which incorporates us into vice, and conforms even our understanding
+ itself to it; nor is it that impetuous whirlwind that by gusts troubles
+ and blinds our souls, and for the time precipitates us, judgment and all,
+ into the power of vice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I customarily do what I do thoroughly and make but one step on’t; I
+ have rarely any movement that hides itself and steals away from my reason,
+ and that does not proceed in the matter by the consent of all my
+ faculties, without division or intestine sedition; my judgment is to have
+ all the blame or all the praise; and the blame it once has, it has always;
+ for almost from my infancy it has ever been one: the same inclination, the
+ same turn, the same force; and as to universal opinions, I fixed myself
+ from my childhood in the place where I resolved to stick. There are some
+ sins that are impetuous, prompt, and sudden; let us set them aside: but in
+ these other sins so often repeated, deliberated, and contrived, whether
+ sins of complexion or sins of profession and vocation, I cannot conceive
+ that they should have so long been settled in the same resolution, unless
+ the reason and conscience of him who has them, be constant to have them;
+ and the repentance he boasts to be inspired with on a sudden, is very hard
+ for me to imagine or form. I follow not the opinion of the Pythagorean
+ sect, “that men take up a new soul when they repair to the images of
+ the gods to receive their oracles,” unless he mean that it must
+ needs be extrinsic, new, and lent for the time; our own showing so little
+ sign of purification and cleanness, fit for such an office.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They act quite contrary to the stoical precepts, who do indeed command us
+ to correct the imperfections and vices we know ourselves guilty of, but
+ forbid us therefore to disturb the repose of our souls: these make us
+ believe that they have great grief and remorse within: but of amendment,
+ correction, or interruption, they make nothing appear. It cannot be a cure
+ if the malady be not wholly discharged; if repentance were laid upon the
+ scale of the balance, it would weigh down sin. I find no quality so easy
+ to counterfeit as devotion, if men do not conform their manners and life
+ to the profession; its essence is abstruse and occult; the appearance easy
+ and ostentatious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my own part, I may desire in general to be other than I am; I may
+ condemn and dislike my whole form, and beg of Almighty God for an entire
+ reformation, and that He will please to pardon my natural infirmity: but I
+ ought not to call this repentance, methinks, no more than the being
+ dissatisfied that I am not an angel or Cato. My actions are regular, and
+ conformable to what I am and to my condition; I can do no better; and
+ repentance does not properly touch things that are not in our power;
+ sorrow does.. I imagine an infinite number of natures more elevated and
+ regular than mine; and yet I do not for all that improve my faculties, no
+ more than my arm or will grow more strong and vigorous for conceiving
+ those of another to be so. If to conceive and wish a nobler way of acting
+ than that we have should produce a repentance of our own, we must then
+ repent us of our most innocent actions, forasmuch as we may well suppose
+ that in a more excellent nature they would have been carried on with
+ greater dignity and perfection; and we would that ours were so. When I
+ reflect upon the deportment of my youth, with that of my old age, I find
+ that I have commonly behaved myself with equal order in both according to
+ what I understand: this is all that my resistance can do. I do not flatter
+ myself; in the same circumstances I should do the same things. It is not a
+ patch, but rather an universal tincture, with which I am stained. I know
+ no repentance, superficial, half-way, and ceremonious; it must sting me
+ all over before I can call it so, and must prick my bowels as deeply and
+ universally as God sees into me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to business, many excellent opportunities have escaped me for want of
+ good management; and yet my deliberations were sound enough, according to
+ the occurrences presented to me: ‘tis their way to choose always the
+ easiest and safest course. I find that, in my former resolves, I have
+ proceeded with discretion, according to my own rule, and according to the
+ state of the subject proposed, and should do the same a thousand years
+ hence in like occasions; I do not consider what it is now, but what it was
+ then, when I deliberated on it: the force of all counsel consists in the
+ time; occasions and things eternally shift and change. I have in my life
+ committed some important errors, not for want of good understanding, but
+ for want of good luck. There are secret, and not to be foreseen, parts in
+ matters we have in hand, especially in the nature of men; mute conditions,
+ that make no show, unknown sometimes even to the possessors themselves,
+ that spring and start up by incidental occasions; if my prudence could not
+ penetrate into nor foresee them, I blame it not: ‘tis commissioned
+ no further than its own limits; if the event be too hard for me, and take
+ the side I have refused, there is no remedy; I do not blame myself, I
+ accuse my fortune, and not my work; this cannot be called repentance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Phocion, having given the Athenians an advice that was not followed, and
+ the affair nevertheless succeeding contrary to his opinion, some one said
+ to him, “Well, Phocion, art thou content that matters go so well?”&mdash;“I
+ am very well content,” replied he, “that this has happened so
+ well, but I do not repent that I counselled the other.” When any of
+ my friends address themselves to me for advice, I give it candidly and
+ clearly, without sticking, as almost all other men do, at the hazard of
+ the thing’s falling out contrary to my opinion, and that I may be
+ reproached for my counsel; I am very indifferent as to that, for the fault
+ will be theirs for having consulted me, and I could not refuse them that
+ office. &mdash;[We may give advice to others, says Rochefoucauld, but we
+ cannot supply them with the wit to profit by it.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I, for my own part, can rarely blame any one but myself for my oversights
+ and misfortunes, for indeed I seldom solicit the advice of another, if not
+ by honour of ceremony, or excepting where I stand in need of information,
+ special science, or as to matter of fact. But in things wherein I stand in
+ need of nothing but judgment, other men’s reasons may serve to
+ fortify my own, but have little power to dissuade me; I hear them all with
+ civility and patience; but, to my recollection, I never made use of any
+ but my own. With me, they are but flies and atoms, that confound and
+ distract my will; I lay no great stress upon my opinions; but I lay as
+ little upon those of others, and fortune rewards me accordingly: if I
+ receive but little advice, I also give but little. I am seldom consulted,
+ and still more seldom believed, and know no concern, either public or
+ private, that has been mended or bettered by my advice. Even they whom
+ fortune had in some sort tied to my direction, have more willingly
+ suffered themselves to be governed by any other counsels than mine. And as
+ a man who am as jealous of my repose as of my authority, I am better
+ pleased that it should be so; in leaving me there, they humour what I
+ profess, which is to settle and wholly contain myself within myself. I
+ take a pleasure in being uninterested in other men’s affairs, and
+ disengaged from being their warranty, and responsible for what they do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In all affairs that are past, be it how it will, I have very little
+ regret; for this imagination puts me out of my pain, that they were so to
+ fall out they are in the great revolution of the world, and in the chain
+ of stoical ‘causes: your fancy cannot, by wish and imagination, move
+ one tittle, but that the great current of things will not reverse both the
+ past and the future.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, I abominate that incidental repentance which old age
+ brings along with it. He, who said of old, that he was obliged to his age
+ for having weaned him from pleasure, was of another opinion than I am; I
+ can never think myself beholden to impotency for any good it can do to me:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec tam aversa unquam videbitur ab opere suo providentia,
+ ut debilitas inter optima inventa sit.”
+
+ [“Nor can Providence ever seem so averse to her own work, that
+ debility should be found to be amongst the best things.”
+ &mdash;Quintilian, Instit. Orat., v. 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our appetites are rare in old age; a profound satiety seizes us after the
+ act; in this I see nothing of conscience; chagrin and weakness imprint in
+ us a drowsy and rheumatic virtue. We must not suffer ourselves to be so
+ wholly carried away by natural alterations as to suffer our judgments to
+ be imposed upon by them. Youth and pleasure have not formerly so far
+ prevailed with me, that I did not well enough discern the face of vice in
+ pleasure; neither does the distaste that years have brought me, so far
+ prevail with me now, that I cannot discern pleasure in vice. Now that I am
+ no more in my flourishing age, I judge as well of these things as if I
+ were.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Old though I am, for ladies’ love unfit,
+ The power of beauty I remember yet.”&mdash;Chaucer.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I, who narrowly and strictly examine it, find my reason the very same it
+ was in my most licentious age, except, perhaps, that ‘tis weaker and
+ more decayed by being grown older; and I find that the pleasure it refuses
+ me upon the account of my bodily health, it would no more refuse now, in
+ consideration of the health of my soul, than at any time heretofore. I do
+ not repute it the more valiant for not being able to combat; my
+ temptations are so broken and mortified, that they are not worth its
+ opposition; holding but out my hands, I repel them. Should one present the
+ old concupiscence before it, I fear it would have less power to resist it
+ than heretofore; I do not discern that in itself it judges anything
+ otherwise now than it formerly did, nor that it has acquired any new
+ light: wherefore, if there be convalescence, ‘tis an enchanted one.
+ Miserable kind of remedy, to owe one’s health to one’s
+ disease! Tis not that our misfortune should perform this office, but the
+ good fortune of our judgment. I am not to be made to do anything by
+ persecutions and afflictions, but to curse them: that is, for people who
+ cannot be roused but by a whip. My reason is much more free in prosperity,
+ and much more distracted, and put to’t to digest pains than
+ pleasures: I see best in a clear sky; health admonishes me more
+ cheerfully, and to better purpose, than sickness. I did all that in me lay
+ to reform and regulate myself from pleasures, at a time when I had health
+ and vigour to enjoy them; I should be ashamed and envious that the misery
+ and misfortune of my old age should have credit over my good healthful,
+ sprightly, and vigorous years, and that men should estimate me, not by
+ what I have been, but by what I have ceased to be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In my opinion, ‘tis the happy living, and not (as Antisthenes’
+ said) the happy dying, in which human felicity consists. I have not made
+ it my business to make a monstrous addition of a philosopher’s tail
+ to the head and body of a libertine; nor would I have this wretched
+ remainder give the lie to the pleasant, sound, and long part of my life: I
+ would present myself uniformly throughout. Were I to live my life over
+ again, I should live it just as I have lived it; I neither complain of the
+ past, nor do I fear the future; and if I am not much deceived, I am the
+ same within that I am without. ‘Tis one main obligation I have to my
+ fortune, that the succession of my bodily estate has been carried on
+ according to the natural seasons; I have seen the grass, the blossom, and
+ the fruit, and now see the withering; happily, however, because naturally.
+ I bear the infirmities I have the better, because they came not till I had
+ reason to expect them, and because also they make me with greater pleasure
+ remember that long felicity of my past life. My wisdom may have been just
+ the same in both ages, but it was more active, and of better grace whilst
+ young and sprightly, than now it is when broken, peevish, and uneasy. I
+ repudiate, then, these casual and painful reformations. God must touch our
+ hearts; our consciences must amend of themselves, by the aid of our
+ reason, and not by the decay of our appetites; pleasure is, in itself,
+ neither pale nor discoloured, to be discerned by dim and decayed eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We ought to love temperance for itself, and because God has commanded that
+ and chastity; but that which we are reduced to by catarrhs, and for which
+ I am indebted to the stone, is neither chastity nor temperance; a man
+ cannot boast that he despises and resists pleasure if he cannot see it, if
+ he knows not what it is, and cannot discern its graces, its force, and
+ most alluring beauties; I know both the one and the other, and may
+ therefore the better say it. But; methinks, our souls in old age are
+ subject to more troublesome maladies and imperfections than in youth; I
+ said the same when young and when I was reproached with the want of a
+ beard; and I say so now that my grey hairs give me some authority. We call
+ the difficulty of our humours and the disrelish of present things wisdom;
+ but, in truth, we do not so much forsake vices as we change them, and in
+ my opinion, for worse. Besides a foolish and feeble pride, an impertinent
+ prating, froward and insociable humours, superstition, and a ridiculous
+ desire of riches when we have lost the use of them, I find there more
+ envy, injustice, and malice. Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than
+ it does on the face; and souls are never, or very rarely seen, that, in
+ growing old, do not smell sour and musty. Man moves all together, both
+ towards his perfection and decay. In observing the wisdom of Socrates, and
+ many circumstances of his condemnation, I should dare to believe that he
+ in some sort himself purposely, by collusion, contributed to it, seeing
+ that, at the age of seventy years, he might fear to suffer the lofty
+ motions of his mind to be cramped and his wonted lustre obscured. What
+ strange metamorphoses do I see age every day make in many of my
+ acquaintance! ‘Tis a potent malady, and that naturally and
+ imperceptibly steals into us; a vast provision of study and great
+ precaution are required to evade the imperfections it loads us with, or at
+ least to weaken their progress. I find that, notwithstanding all my
+ entrenchments, it gets foot by foot upon me: I make the best resistance I
+ can, but I do not know to what at last it will reduce me. But fall out
+ what will, I am content the world may know, when I am fallen, from what I
+ fell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER III&mdash;&mdash;OF THREE COMMERCES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ We must not rivet ourselves so fast to our humours and complexions: our
+ chiefest sufficiency is to know how to apply ourselves to divers
+ employments. ‘Tis to be, but not to live, to keep a man’s self
+ tied and bound by necessity to one only course; those are the bravest
+ souls that have in them the most variety and pliancy. Of this here is an
+ honourable testimony of the elder Cato:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Huic versatile ingenium sic pariter ad omnia fuit,
+ ut natum ad id unum diceres, quodcumque ageret.”
+
+ [“His parts were so pliable to all uses, that one would say he had
+ been born only to that which he was doing.”&mdash;Livy, xxxix. 49.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Had I liberty to set myself forth after my own mode, there is no so
+ graceful fashion to which I would be so fixed as not to be able to
+ disengage myself from it; life is an unequal, irregular and multiform
+ motion. ‘Tis not to be a friend to one’s self, much less a
+ master ‘tis to be a slave, incessantly to be led by the nose by one’s
+ self, and to be so fixed in one’s previous inclinations, that one
+ cannot turn aside nor writhe one’s neck out of the collar. I say
+ this now in this part of my life, wherein I find I cannot easily disengage
+ myself from the importunity of my soul, which cannot ordinarily amuse
+ itself but in things of limited range, nor employ itself otherwise than
+ entirely and with all its force; upon the lightest subject offered it
+ expands and stretches it to that degree as therein to employ its utmost
+ power; wherefore it is that idleness is to me a very painful labour, and
+ very prejudicial to my health. Most men’s minds require foreign
+ matter to exercise and enliven them; mine has rather need of it to sit
+ still and repose itself,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vitia otii negotio discutienda sunt,”
+
+ [“The vices of sloth are to be shaken off by business.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep. 56.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for its chiefest and hardest study is to study itself. Books are to it a
+ sort of employment that debauch it from its study. Upon the first thoughts
+ that possess it, it begins to bustle and make trial of its vigour in all
+ directions, exercises its power of handling, now making trial of force,
+ now fortifying, moderating, and ranging itself by the way of grace and
+ order. It has of its own wherewith to rouse its faculties: nature has
+ given to it, as to all others, matter enough of its own to make advantage
+ of, and subjects proper enough where it may either invent or judge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meditation is a powerful and full study to such as can effectually taste
+ and employ themselves; I had rather fashion my soul than furnish it. There
+ is no employment, either more weak or more strong, than that of
+ entertaining a man’s own thoughts, according as the soul is; the
+ greatest men make it their whole business,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quibus vivere est cogitare;”
+
+ [“To whom to live is to think.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., v. 28.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ nature has therefore favoured it with this privilege, that there is
+ nothing we can do so long, nor any action to which we more frequently and
+ with greater facility addict ourselves. ‘Tis the business of the
+ gods, says Aristotle,’ and from which both their beatitude and ours
+ proceed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The principal use of reading to me is, that by various objects it rouses
+ my reason, and employs my judgment, not my memory. Few conversations
+ detain me without force and effort; it is true that beauty and elegance of
+ speech take as much or more with me than the weight and depth of the
+ subject; and forasmuch as I am apt to be sleepy in all other
+ communication, and give but the rind of my attention, it often falls out
+ that in such poor and pitiful discourses, mere chatter, I either make
+ drowsy, unmeaning answers, unbecoming a child, and ridiculous, or more
+ foolishly and rudely still, maintain an obstinate silence. I have a
+ pensive way that withdraws me into myself, and, with that, a heavy and
+ childish ignorance of many very ordinary things, by which two qualities I
+ have earned this, that men may truly relate five or six as ridiculous
+ tales of me as of any other man whatever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, to proceed in my subject, this difficult complexion of mine renders
+ me very nice in my conversation with men, whom I must cull and pick out
+ for my purpose; and unfits me for common society. We live and negotiate
+ with the people; if their conversation be troublesome to us, if we disdain
+ to apply ourselves to mean and vulgar souls (and the mean and vulgar are
+ often as regular as those of the finest thread, and all wisdom is folly
+ that does not accommodate itself to the common ignorance), we must no more
+ intermeddle either with other men’s affairs or our own; for
+ business, both public and private, has to do with these people. The least
+ forced and most natural motions of the soul are the most beautiful; the
+ best employments, those that are least strained. My God! how good an
+ office does wisdom to those whose desires it limits to their power! that
+ is the most useful knowledge: “according to what a man can,”
+ was the favourite sentence and motto of Socrates. A motto of great
+ solidity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We must moderate and adapt our desires to the nearest and easiest to be
+ acquired things. Is it not a foolish humour of mine to separate myself
+ from a thousand to whom my fortune has conjoined me, and without whom I
+ cannot live, and cleave to one or two who are out of my intercourse; or
+ rather a fantastic desire of a thing I cannot obtain? My gentle and easy
+ manners, enemies of all sourness and harshness, may easily enough have
+ secured me from envy and animosities; to be beloved, I do not say, but
+ never any man gave less occasion of being hated; but the coldness of my
+ conversation has, reasonably enough, deprived me of the goodwill of many,
+ who are to be excused if they interpret it in another and worse sense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am very capable of contracting and maintaining rare and exquisite
+ friendships; for by reason that I so greedily seize upon such acquaintance
+ as fit my liking, I throw myself with such violence upon them that I
+ hardly fail to stick, and to make an impression where I hit; as I have
+ often made happy proof. In ordinary friendships I am somewhat cold and
+ shy, for my motion is not natural, if not with full sail: besides which,
+ my fortune having in my youth given me a relish for one sole and perfect
+ friendship, has, in truth, created in me a kind of distaste to others, and
+ too much imprinted in my fancy that it is a beast of company, as the
+ ancient said, but not of the herd.&mdash;[Plutarch, On the Plurality of
+ Friends, c. 2.]&mdash;And also I have a natural difficulty of
+ communicating myself by halves, with the modifications and the servile and
+ jealous prudence required in the conversation of numerous and imperfect
+ friendships: and we are principally enjoined to these in this age of ours,
+ when we cannot talk of the world but either with danger or falsehood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet do I very well discern that he who has the conveniences (I mean the
+ essential conveniences) of life for his end, as I have, ought to fly these
+ difficulties and delicacy of humour, as much as the plague. I should
+ commend a soul of several stages, that knows both how to stretch and to
+ slacken itself; that finds itself at ease in all conditions whither
+ fortune leads it; that can discourse with a neighbour, of his building,
+ his hunting, his quarrels; that can chat with a carpenter or a gardener
+ with pleasure. I envy those who can render themselves familiar with the
+ meanest of their followers, and talk with them in their own way; and
+ dislike the advice of Plato, that men should always speak in a magisterial
+ tone to their servants, whether men or women, without being sometimes
+ facetious and familiar; for besides the reasons I have given, ‘tis
+ inhuman and unjust to set so great a value upon this pitiful prerogative
+ of fortune, and the polities wherein less disparity is permitted betwixt
+ masters and servants seem to me the most equitable. Others study how to
+ raise and elevate their minds; I, how to humble mine and to bring it low;
+ ‘tis only vicious in extension:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Narras et genus AEaci,
+ Et pugnata sacro bella sub Ilio
+ Quo Chium pretio cadum
+ Mercemur, quis aquam temperet ignibus,
+ Quo praebente domum, et quota,
+ Pelignis caream frigoribus, taces.”
+
+ [“You tell us long stories about the race of AEacus, and the battles
+ fought under sacred Ilium; but what to give for a cask of Chian
+ wine, who shall prepare the warm bath, and in whose house, and when
+ I may escape from the Pelignian cold, you do not tell us.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 19, 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Thus, as the Lacedaemonian valour stood in need of moderation, and of the
+ sweet and harmonious sound of flutes to soften it in battle, lest they
+ should precipitate themselves into temerity and fury, whereas all other
+ nations commonly make use of harsh and shrill sounds, and of loud and
+ imperious cries, to incite and heat the soldier’s courage to the
+ last degree; so, methinks, contrary to the usual method, in the practice
+ of our minds, we have for the most part more need of lead than of wings;
+ of temperance and composedness than of ardour and agitation. But, above
+ all things, ‘tis in my opinion egregiously to play the fool, to put
+ on the grave airs of a man of lofty mind amongst those who are nothing of
+ the sort: ever to speak in print (by the book),
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Favellare in puma di forchetta.”
+
+ [“To talk with the point of a fork,” (affectedly)]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ You must let yourself down to those with whom you converse; and sometimes
+ affect ignorance: lay aside power and subtilty in common conversation; to
+ preserve decorum and order ‘tis enough-nay, crawl on the earth, if
+ they so desire it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The learned often stumble at this stone; they will always be parading
+ their pedantic science, and strew their books everywhere; they have, in
+ these days, so filled the cabinets and ears of the ladies with them, that
+ if they have lost the substance, they at least retain the words; so as in
+ all discourse upon all sorts of subjects, how mean and common soever, they
+ speak and write after a new and learned way,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hoc sermone pavent, hoc iram, gaudia, curas,
+ Hoc cuncta effundunt animi secreta; quid ultra?
+ Concumbunt docte;”
+
+ [“In this language do they express their fears, their anger, their
+ joys, their cares; in this pour out all their secrets; what more?
+ they lie with their lovers learnedly.”&mdash;Juvenal, vi. 189.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and quote Plato and Aquinas in things the first man they meet could
+ determine as well; the learning that cannot penetrate their souls hangs
+ still upon the tongue. If people of quality will be persuaded by me, they
+ shall content themselves with setting out their proper and natural
+ treasures; they conceal and cover their beauties under others that are
+ none of theirs: ‘tis a great folly to put out their own light and
+ shine by a borrowed lustre: they are interred and buried under ‘de
+ capsula totae”&mdash;[Painted and perfumed from head to foot.”
+ (Or:) “as if they were things carefully deposited in a band-box.”&mdash;Seneca,
+ Ep. 115]&mdash;It is because they do not sufficiently know themselves or
+ do themselves justice: the world has nothing fairer than they; ‘tis
+ for them to honour the arts, and to paint painting. What need have they of
+ anything but to live beloved and honoured? They have and know but too much
+ for this: they need do no more but rouse and heat a little the faculties
+ they have of their own. When I see them tampering with rhetoric, law,
+ logic, and other drugs, so improper and unnecessary for their business, I
+ begin to suspect that the men who inspire them with such fancies, do it
+ that they may govern them upon that account; for what other excuse can I
+ contrive? It is enough that they can, without our instruction, compose the
+ graces of their eyes to gaiety, severity, sweetness, and season a denial
+ with asperity, suspense, or favour: they need not another to interpret
+ what we speak for their service; with this knowledge, they command with a
+ switch, and rule both the tutors and the schools. But if, nevertheless, it
+ angers them to give place to us in anything whatever, and will, out of
+ curiosity, have their share in books, poetry is a diversion proper for
+ them; ‘tis a wanton, subtle, dissembling, and prating art, all
+ pleasure and all show, like themselves. They may also abstract several
+ commodities from history. In philosophy, out of the moral part of it, they
+ may select such instructions as will teach them to judge of our humours
+ and conditions, to defend themselves from our treacheries, to regulate the
+ ardour of their own desires, to manage their liberty, to lengthen the
+ pleasures of life, and gently to bear the inconstancy of a lover, the
+ rudeness of a husband; and the importunity of years, wrinkles, and the
+ like. This is the utmost of what I would allow them in the sciences.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are some particular natures that are private and retired: my natural
+ way is proper for communication, and apt to lay me open; I am all without
+ and in sight, born for society and friendship. The solitude that I love
+ myself and recommend to others, is chiefly no other than to withdraw my
+ thoughts and affections into myself; to restrain and check, not my steps,
+ but my own cares and desires, resigning all foreign solicitude, and
+ mortally avoiding servitude and obligation, and not so much the crowd of
+ men as the crowd of business. Local solitude, to say the truth, rather
+ gives me more room and sets me more at large; I more readily throw myself
+ upon affairs of state and the world when I am alone. At the Louvre and in
+ the bustle of the court, I fold myself within my own skin; the crowd
+ thrusts me upon myself; and I never entertain myself so wantonly, with so
+ much licence, or so especially, as in places of respect and ceremonious
+ prudence: our follies do not make me laugh, it is our wisdom which does. I
+ am naturally no enemy to a court, life; I have therein passed a part of my
+ own, and am of a humour cheerfully to frequent great company, provided it
+ be by intervals and at my own time: but this softness of judgment whereof
+ I speak ties me perforce to solitude. Even at home, amidst a numerous
+ family, and in a house sufficiently frequented, I see people enough, but
+ rarely such with whom I delight to converse; and I there reserve both for
+ myself and others an unusual liberty: there is in my house no such thing
+ as ceremony, ushering, or waiting upon people down to the coach, and such
+ other troublesome ceremonies as our courtesy enjoins (O the servile and
+ importunate custom!). Every one there governs himself according to his own
+ method; let who will speak his thoughts, I sit mute, meditating and shut
+ up in my closet, without any offence to my guests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The men whose society and familiarity I covet are those they call sincere
+ and able men; and the image of these makes me disrelish the rest. It is,
+ if rightly taken, the rarest of our forms, and a form that we chiefly owe
+ to nature. The end of this commerce is simply privacy, frequentation and
+ conference, the exercise of souls, without other fruit. In our discourse,
+ all subjects are alike to me; let there be neither weight, nor depth,
+ ‘tis all one: there is yet grace and pertinency; all there is tinted
+ with a mature and constant judgment, and mixed with goodness, freedom,
+ gaiety, and friendship. ‘Tis not only in talking of the affairs of
+ kings and state that our wits discover their force and beauty, but every
+ whit as much in private conferences. I understand my men even by their
+ silence and smiles; and better discover them, perhaps, at table than in
+ the council. Hippomachus said, very well, “that he could know the
+ good wrestlers by only seeing them walk in the street.” If learning
+ please to step into our talk, it shall not be rejected, not magisterial,
+ imperious, and importunate, as-it commonly is, but suffragan and docile
+ itself; we there only seek to pass away our time; when we have a mind to
+ be instructed and preached to, we will go seek this in its throne; please
+ let it humble itself to us for the nonce; for, useful and profitable as it
+ is, I imagine that, at need, we may manage well enough without it, and do
+ our business without its assistance. A well-descended soul, and practised
+ in the conversation of men, will of herself render herself sufficiently
+ agreeable; art is nothing but the counterpart and register of what such
+ souls produce.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The conversation also of beautiful and honourable women is for me a sweet
+ commerce:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam nos quoque oculos eruditos habemus.”
+
+ [“For we also have eyes that are versed in the matter.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Paradox, v. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If the soul has not therein so much to enjoy, as in the first the bodily
+ senses, which participate more of this, bring it to a proportion next to,
+ though, in my opinion, not equal to the other. But ‘tis a commerce
+ wherein a man must stand a little upon his guard, especially those, where
+ the body can do much, as in me. I there scalded myself in my youth, and
+ suffered all the torments that poets say befall those who precipitate
+ themselves into love without order and judgment. It is true that that
+ whipping has made me wiser since:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quicumque Argolica de classe Capharea fugit,
+ Semper ab Euboicis vela retorquet aquis.”
+
+ [“Whoever of the Grecian fleet has escaped the Capharean rocks, ever
+ takes care to steer from the Euboean sea.”&mdash;Ovid, Trist., i. i, 83.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis folly to fix all a man’s thoughts upon it, and to engage
+ in it with a furious and indiscreet affection; but, on the other hand, to
+ engage there without love and without inclination, like comedians, to play
+ a common part, without putting anything to it of his own but words, is
+ indeed to provide for his safety, but, withal, after as cowardly a manner
+ as he who should abandon his honour, profit, or pleasure for fear of
+ danger. For it is certain that from such a practice, they who set it on
+ foot can expect no fruit that can please or satisfy a noble soul. A man
+ must have, in good earnest, desired that which he, in good earnest,
+ expects to have a pleasure in enjoying; I say, though fortune should
+ unjustly favour their dissimulation; which often falls out, because there
+ is none of the sex, let her be as ugly as the devil, who does not think
+ herself well worthy to be beloved, and who does not prefer herself before
+ other women, either for her youth, the colour of her hair, or her graceful
+ motion (for there are no more women universally ugly, than there are women
+ universally beautiful, and such of the Brahmin virgins as have nothing
+ else to recommend them, the people being assembled by the common crier to
+ that effect, come out into the market-place to expose their matrimonial
+ parts to public view, to try if these at least are not of temptation
+ sufficient to get them a husband). Consequently, there is not one who does
+ not easily suffer herself to be overcome by the first vow that they make
+ to serve her. Now from this common and ordinary treachery of the men of
+ the present day, that must fall out which we already experimentally see,
+ either that they rally together, and separate themselves by themselves to
+ evade us, or else form their discipline by the example we give them, play
+ their parts of the farce as we do ours, and give themselves up to the
+ sport, without passion, care, or love;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque afl’ectui suo, aut alieno, obnoxiae;”
+
+ [“Neither amenable to their own affections, nor those of others.”
+ &mdash;Tacitus, Annal., xiii. 45.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ believing, according to the persuasion of Lysias in Plato, that they may
+ with more utility and convenience surrender themselves up to us the less
+ we love them; where it will fall out, as in comedies, that the people will
+ have as much pleasure or more than the comedians. For my part, I no more
+ acknowledge a Venus without a Cupid than, a mother without issue: they are
+ things that mutully lend and owe their essence to one another. Thus this
+ cheat recoils upon him who is guilty of it; it does not cost him much,
+ indeed, but he also gets little or nothing by it. They who have made Venus
+ a goddess have taken notice that her principal beauty was incorporeal and
+ spiritual; but the Venus whom these people hunt after is not so much as
+ human, nor indeed brutal; the very beasts will not accept it so gross and
+ so earthly; we see that imagination and desire often heat and incite them
+ before the body does; we see in both the one sex and the other, they have
+ in the herd choice and particular election in their affections, and that
+ they have amongst themselves a long commerce of good will. Even those to
+ whom old age denies the practice of their desire, still tremble, neigh,
+ and twitter for love; we see them, before the act, full of hope and
+ ardour, and when the body has played its game, yet please themselves with
+ the sweet remembrance of the past delight; some that swell with pride
+ after they have performed, and others who, tired and sated, still by
+ vociferation express a triumphing joy. He who has nothing to do but only
+ to discharge his body of a natural necessity, need not trouble others with
+ so curious preparations: it is not meat for a gross, coarse appetite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As one who does not desire that men should think me better than I am, I
+ will here say this as to the errors of my youth. Not only from the danger
+ of impairing my health (and yet I could not be so careful but that I had
+ two light mischances), but moreover upon the account of contempt, I have
+ seldom given myself up to common and mercenary embraces: I would heighten
+ the pleasure by the difficulty, by desire, and a certain kind of glory,
+ and was of Tiberius’s mind, who in his amours was as much taken with
+ modesty and birth as any other quality, and of the courtesan Flora’s
+ humour, who never lent herself to less than a dictator, a consul, or a
+ censor, and took pleasure in the dignity of her lovers. Doubtless pearls
+ and gold tissue, titles and train, add something to it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, I had a great esteem for wit, provided the person was not
+ exceptionable; for, to confess the truth, if the one or the other of these
+ two attractions must of necessity be wanting, I should rather have quitted
+ that of the understanding, that has its use in better things; but in the
+ subject of love, a subject principally relating to the senses of seeing
+ and touching, something may be done without the graces of the mind:
+ without the graces of the body, nothing. Beauty is the true prerogative of
+ women, and so peculiarly their own, that ours, though naturally requiring
+ another sort of feature, is never in its lustre but when youthful and
+ beardless, a sort of confused image of theirs. ‘Tis said that such
+ as serve the Grand Signior upon the account of beauty, who are an infinite
+ number, are, at the latest, dismissed at two-and-twenty years of age.
+ Reason, prudence, and the offices of friendship are better found amongst
+ men, and therefore it is that they govern the affairs of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These two engagements are fortuitous, and depending upon others; the one
+ is troublesome by its rarity, the other withers with age, so that they
+ could never have been sufficient for the business of my life. That of
+ books, which is the third, is much more certain, and much more our own. It
+ yields all other advantages to the two first, but has the constancy and
+ facility of its service for its own share. It goes side by side with me in
+ my whole course, and everywhere is assisting me: it comforts me in old age
+ and solitude; it eases me of a troublesome weight of idleness, and
+ delivers me at all hours from company that I dislike: it blunts the point
+ of griefs, if they are not extreme, and have not got an entire possession
+ of my soul. To divert myself from a troublesome fancy, ‘tis but to
+ run to my books; they presently fix me to them and drive the other out of
+ my thoughts, and do not mutiny at seeing that I have only recourse to them
+ for want of other more real, natural, and lively commodities; they always
+ receive me with the same kindness. He may well go a foot, they say, who
+ leads his horse in his hand; and our James, King of Naples and Sicily,
+ who, handsome, young and healthful, caused himself to be carried about on
+ a barrow, extended upon a pitiful mattress in a poor robe of grey cloth,
+ and a cap of the same, yet attended withal by a royal train, litters, led
+ horses of all sorts, gentlemen and officers, did yet herein represent a
+ tender and unsteady authority: “The sick man has not to complain who
+ has his cure in his sleeve.” In the experience and practice of this
+ maxim, which is a very true one, consists all the benefit I reap from
+ books. As a matter of fact, I make no more use of them, as it were, than
+ those who know them not. I enjoy them as misers do their money, in knowing
+ that I may enjoy them when I please: my mind is satisfied with this right
+ of possession. I never travel without books, either in peace or war; and
+ yet sometimes I pass over several days, and sometimes months, without
+ looking on them. I will read by-and-by, say I to myself, or to-morrow, or
+ when I please; and in the interim, time steals away without any
+ inconvenience. For it is not to be imagined to what degree I please myself
+ and rest content in this consideration, that I have them by me to divert
+ myself with them when I am so disposed, and to call to mind what a
+ refreshment they are to my life. ‘Tis the best viaticum I have yet
+ found out for this human journey, and I very much pity those men of
+ understanding who are unprovided of it. I the rather accept of any other
+ sort of diversion, how light soever, because this can never fail me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When at home, I a little more frequent my library, whence I overlook at
+ once all the concerns of my family. ‘Tis situated at the entrance
+ into my house, and I thence see under me my garden, court, and base-court,
+ and almost all parts of the building. There I turn over now one book, and
+ then another, on various subjects, without method or design. One while I
+ meditate, another I record and dictate, as I walk to and fro, such
+ whimsies as these I present to you here. ‘Tis in the third storey of
+ a tower, of which the ground-room is my chapel, the second storey a
+ chamber with a withdrawing-room and closet, where I often lie, to be more
+ retired; and above is a great wardrobe. This formerly was the most useless
+ part of the house. I there pass away both most of the days of my life and
+ most of the hours of those days. In the night I am never there. There is
+ by the side of it a cabinet handsome enough, with a fireplace very
+ commodiously contrived, and plenty of light; and were I not more afraid of
+ the trouble than the expense&mdash;the trouble that frights me from all
+ business&mdash;I could very easily adjoin on either side, and on the same
+ floor, a gallery of an hundred paces long and twelve broad, having found
+ walls already raised for some other design to the requisite height. Every
+ place of retirement requires a walk: my thoughts sleep if I sit still: my
+ fancy does not go by itself, as when my legs move it: and all those who
+ study without a book are in the same condition. The figure of my study is
+ round, and there is no more open wall than what is taken up by my table
+ and my chair, so that the remaining parts of the circle present me a view
+ of all my books at once, ranged upon five rows of shelves round about me.
+ It has three noble and free prospects, and is sixteen paces in diameter. I
+ am not so continually there in winter; for my house is built upon an
+ eminence, as its name imports, and no part of it is so much exposed to the
+ wind and weather as this, which pleases me the better, as being of more
+ difficult access and a little remote, as well upon the account of
+ exercise, as also being there more retired from the crowd. ‘Tis
+ there that I am in my kingdom, and there I endeavour to make myself an
+ absolute monarch, and to sequester this one corner from all society,
+ conjugal, filial, and civil; elsewhere I have but verbal authority only,
+ and of a confused essence. That man, in my opinion, is very miserable, who
+ has not at home where to be by himself, where to entertain himself alone,
+ or to conceal himself from others. Ambition sufficiently plagues her
+ proselytes, by keeping them always in show, like the statue of a public,
+ square:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Magna servitus est magna fortuna.”
+
+ [“A great fortune is a great slavery.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, De Consol. ad. Polyb., c. 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They cannot so much as be private in the watercloset. I have thought
+ nothing so severe in the austerity of life that our monks affect, as what
+ I have observed in some of their communities; namely, by rule, to have a
+ perpetual society of place, and numerous persons present in every action
+ whatever; and think it much more supportable to be always alone than never
+ to be so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If any one shall tell me that it is to undervalue the Muses to make use of
+ them only for sport and to pass away the time, I shall tell him, that he
+ does not know so well as I the value of the sport, the pleasure, and the
+ pastime; I can hardly forbear to add that all other end is ridiculous. I
+ live from day to day, and, with reverence be it spoken, I only live for
+ myself; there all my designs terminate. I studied, when young, for
+ ostentation; since, to make myself a little wiser; and now for my
+ diversion, but never for any profit. A vain and prodigal humour I had
+ after this sort of furniture, not only for the supplying my own need, but,
+ moreover, for ornament and outward show, I have since quite cured myself
+ of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Books have many charming qualities to such as know how to choose them; but
+ every good has its ill; ‘tis a pleasure that is not pure and clean,
+ no more than others: it has its inconveniences, and great ones too. The
+ soul indeed is exercised therein; but the body, the care of which I must
+ withal never neglect, remains in the meantime without action, and grows
+ heavy and sombre. I know no excess more prejudicial to me, nor more to be
+ avoided in this my declining age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These have been my three favourite and particular occupations; I speak not
+ of those I owe to the world by civil obligation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IV&mdash;&mdash;OF DIVERSION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I was once employed in consoling a lady truly afflicted. Most of their
+ mournings are artificial and ceremonious:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Uberibus semper lacrymis, semperque paratis,
+ In statione subatque expectantibus illam,
+ Quo jubeat manare modo.”
+
+ [“A woman has ever a fountain of tears ready to gush up whenever
+ she requires to make use of them.”&mdash;Juvenal, vi. 272.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A man goes the wrong way to work when he opposes this passion; for
+ opposition does but irritate and make them more obstinate in sorrow; the
+ evil is exasperated by discussion. We see, in common discourse, that what
+ I have indifferently let fall from me, if any one takes it up to
+ controvert it, I justify it with the best arguments I have; and much more
+ a thing wherein I had a real interest. And besides, in so doing you enter
+ roughly upon your operation; whereas the first addresses of a physician to
+ his patient should be gracious, gay, and pleasing; never did any
+ ill-looking, morose physician do anything to purpose. On the contrary,
+ then, a man should, at the first approaches, favour their grief and
+ express some approbation of their sorrow. By this intelligence you obtain
+ credit to proceed further, and by a facile and insensible gradation fall
+ into discourses more solid and proper for their cure. I, whose aim it was
+ principally to gull the company who had their eyes fixed upon me, took it
+ into my head only to palliate the disease. And indeed I have found by
+ experience that I have an unlucky hand in persuading. My arguments are
+ either too sharp and dry, or pressed too roughly, or not home enough.
+ After I had some time applied myself to her grief, I did not attempt to
+ cure her by strong and lively reasons, either because I had them not at
+ hand, or because I thought to do my business better another way; neither
+ did I make choice of any of those methods of consolation which philosophy
+ prescribes: that what we complain of is no evil, according to Cleanthes;
+ that it is a light evil, according to the Peripatetics; that to bemoan one’s
+ self is an action neither commendable nor just, according to Chrysippus;
+ nor this of Epicurus, more suitable to my way, of shifting the thoughts
+ from afflicting things to those that are pleasing; nor making a bundle of
+ all these together, to make use of upon occasion, according to Cicero;
+ but, gently bending my discourse, and by little and little digressing,
+ sometimes to subjects nearer, and sometimes more remote from the purpose,
+ according as she was more intent on what I said, I imperceptibly led her
+ from that sorrowful thought, and kept her calm and in good-humour whilst I
+ continued there. I herein made use of diversion. They who succeeded me in
+ the same service did not, for all that, find any amendment in her, for I
+ had not gone to the root.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I, peradventure, may elsewhere have glanced upon some sort of public
+ diversions; and the practice of military ones, which Pericles made use of
+ in the Peloponnesian war, and a thousand others in other places, to
+ withdraw the adverse forces from their own countries, is too frequent in
+ history. It was an ingenious evasion whereby Monseigneur d’Hempricourt
+ saved both himself and others in the city of Liege, into which the Duke of
+ Burgundy, who kept it besieged, had made him enter to execute the articles
+ of their promised surrender; the people, being assembled by night to
+ consider of it, began to mutiny against the agreement, and several of them
+ resolved to fall upon the commissioners, whom they had in their power; he,
+ feeling the gusts of this first popular storm, who were coming to rush
+ into his lodgings, suddenly sent out to them two of the inhabitants of the
+ city (of whom he had some with him) with new and milder terms to be
+ proposed in their council, which he had then and there contrived for his
+ need: These two diverted the first tempest, carrying back the enraged
+ rabble to the town-hall to hear and consider of what they had to say. The
+ deliberation was short; a second storm arose as violent as the other,
+ whereupon he despatched four new mediators of the same quality to meet
+ them, protesting that he had now better conditions to present them with,
+ and such as would give them absolute satisfaction, by which means the
+ tumult was once more appeased, and the people again turned back to the
+ conclave. In fine, by this dispensation of amusements, one after another,
+ diverting their fury and dissipating it in frivolous consultations, he
+ laid it at last asleep till the day appeared, which was his principal end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This other story that follows is also of the same category. Atalanta, a
+ virgin of excelling beauty and of wonderful disposition of body, to
+ disengage herself from the crowd of a thousand suitors who sought her in
+ marriage, made this proposition, that she would accept of him for her
+ husband who should equal her in running, upon condition that they who
+ failed should lose their lives. There were enough who thought the prize
+ very well worth the hazard, and who suffered the cruel penalty of the
+ contract. Hippomenes, about to make trial after the rest, made his address
+ to the goddess of love, imploring her assistance; and she, granting his
+ request, gave him three golden apples, and instructed him how to use them.
+ The race beginning, as Hippomenes perceived his mistress to press hard up
+ to him; he, as it were by chance, let fall one of these apples; the maid,
+ taken with the beauty of it, failed not to step out of her way to pick it
+ up:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Obstupuit Virgo, nitidique cupidine pomi
+ Declinat cursus, aurumque volubile tollit.”
+
+ [“The virgin, astonished and attracted by the glittering apple,
+ stops her career, and seizes the rolling gold.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Metam., x. 666.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He did the same, when he saw his time, by the second and the third, till
+ by so diverting her, and making her lose so much ground, he won the race.
+ When physicians cannot stop a catarrh, they divert and turn it into some
+ other less dangerous part. And I find also that this is the most ordinary
+ practice for the diseases of the mind:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Abducendus etiam nonnunquam animus est ad alia studia,
+ sollicitudines, curas, negotia: loci denique mutatione,
+ tanquam aegroti non convalescentes, saepe curandus est.”
+
+ [“The mind is sometimes to be diverted to other studies, thoughts,
+ cares, business: in fine, by change of place, as where sick persons
+ do not become convalescent.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iv. 35.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis to little effect directly to jostle a man’s infirmities;
+ we neither make him sustain nor repel the attack; we only make him decline
+ and evade it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This other lesson is too high and too difficult: ‘tis for men of the
+ first form of knowledge purely to insist upon the thing, to consider and
+ judge it; it appertains to one sole Socrates to meet death with an
+ ordinary countenance, to grow acquainted with it, and to sport with it; he
+ seeks no consolation out of the thing itself; dying appears to him a
+ natural and indifferent accident; ‘tis there that he fixes his sight
+ and resolution, without looking elsewhere. The disciples of Hegesias, who
+ starved themselves to death, animated thereunto by his fine lectures, and
+ in such numbers that King Ptolemy ordered he should be forbidden to
+ entertain his followers with such homicidal doctrines, did not consider
+ death in itself, neither did they judge of it; it was not there they fixed
+ their thoughts; they ran towards and aimed at a new being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poor wretches whom we see brought upon the scaffold, full of ardent
+ devotion, and therein, as much as in them lies, employing all their
+ senses, their ears in hearing the instructions given them, their eyes and
+ hands lifted up towards heaven, their voices in loud prayers, with a
+ vehement and continual emotion, do doubtless things very commendable and
+ proper for such a necessity: we ought to commend them for their devotion,
+ but not properly for their constancy; they shun the encounter, they divert
+ their thoughts from the consideration of death, as children are amused
+ with some toy or other when the surgeon is going to give them a prick with
+ his lancet. I have seen some, who, casting their eyes upon the dreadful
+ instruments of death round about, have fainted, and furiously turned their
+ thoughts another way; such as are to pass a formidable precipice are
+ advised either to shut their eyes or to look another way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Subrius Flavius, being by Nero’s command to be put to death, and by
+ the hand of Niger, both of them great captains, when they lead him to the
+ place appointed for his execution, seeing the grave that Niger had caused
+ to be hollowed to put him into ill-made: “Neither is this,”
+ said he, turning to the soldiers who guarded him, “according to
+ military discipline.” And to Niger, who exhorted him to keep his
+ head firm: “Do but thou strike as firmly,” said he. And he
+ very well foresaw what would follow when he said so; for Niger’s arm
+ so trembled that he had several blows at his head before he could cut it
+ off. This man seems to have had his thoughts rightly fixed upon the
+ subject.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who dies in a battle, with his sword in his hand, does not then think
+ of death; he feels or considers it not; the ardour of the fight diverts
+ his thought another way. A worthy man of my acquaintance, falling as he
+ was fighting a duel, and feeling himself nailed to the earth by nine or
+ ten thrusts of his enemy, every one present called to him to think of his
+ conscience; but he has since told me, that though he very well heard what
+ they said, it nothing moved him, and that he never thought of anything but
+ how to disengage and revenge himself. He afterwards killed his man in that
+ very duel. He who brought to L. Silanus the sentence of death, did him a
+ very great kindness, in that, having received his answer, that he was well
+ prepared to die, but not by base hands, he ran upon him with his soldiers
+ to force him, and as he, unarmed as he was, obstinately defended himself
+ with his fists and feet, he made him lose his life in the contest, by that
+ means dissipating and diverting in a sudden and furious rage the painful
+ apprehension of the lingering death to which he was designed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We always think of something else; either the hope of a better life
+ comforts and supports us, or the hope of our children’s worth, or
+ the future glory of our name, or the leaving behind the evils of this
+ life, or the vengeance that threatens those who are the causes of our
+ death, administers consolation to us:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Spero equidem mediis, si quid pia numina possunt,
+ Supplicia hausurum scopulis, et nomine Dido
+ Saepe vocaturum . . . .
+ Audiam; et haec Manes veniet mihi fama sub imos.”
+
+ [“I hope, however, if the pious gods have any power, thou wilt feel
+ thy punishment amid the rocks, and will call on the name of Dido;
+ I shall hear, and this report will come to me below.”&mdash;AEneid, iv.
+ 382, 387.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Xenophon was sacrificing with a crown upon his head when one came to bring
+ him news of the death of his son Gryllus, slain in the battle of Mantinea:
+ at the first surprise of the news, he threw his crown to the ground; but
+ understanding by the sequel of the narrative the manner of a most brave
+ and valiant death, he took it up and replaced it upon his head. Epicurus
+ himself, at his death, consoles himself upon the utility and eternity of
+ his writings:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnes clari et nobilitati labores fiunt tolerabiles;”
+
+ [“All labours that are illustrious and famous become supportable.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and the same wound, the same fatigue, is not, says Xenophon, so
+ intolerable to a general of an army as to a common soldier. Epaminondas
+ took his death much more cheerfully, having been informed that the victory
+ remained to him:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haec sunt solatia, haec fomenta summorum dolorum;”
+
+ [“These are sedatives and alleviations to the greatest pains.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and such like circumstances amuse, divert, and turn our thoughts from the
+ consideration of the thing in itself. Even the arguments of philosophy are
+ always edging and glancing on the matter, so as scarce to rub its crust;
+ the greatest man of the first philosophical school, and superintendent
+ over all the rest, the great Zeno, forms this syllogism against death:
+ “No evil is honourable; but death is honourable; therefore death is
+ no evil”; against drunkenness this: “No one commits his
+ secrets to a drunkard; but every one commits his secrets to a wise man:
+ therefore a wise man is no drunkard.” Is this to hit the white? I
+ love to see that these great and leading souls cannot rid themselves of
+ our company: perfect men as they are, they are yet simply men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Revenge is a sweet passion, of great and natural impression; I discern it
+ well enough, though I have no manner of experience of it. From this not
+ long ago to divert a young prince, I did not tell him that he must, to him
+ that had struck him upon the one cheek, turn the other, upon account of
+ charity; nor go about to represent to him the tragical events that poetry
+ attributes to this passion. I left that behind; and I busied myself to
+ make him relish the beauty of a contrary image: and, by representing to
+ him what honour, esteem, and goodwill he would acquire by clemency and
+ good nature, diverted him to ambition. Thus a man is to deal in such
+ cases.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If your passion of love be too violent, disperse it, say they, and they
+ say true; for I have often tried it with advantage: break it into several
+ desires, of which let one be regent, if you will, over the rest; but, lest
+ it should tyrannise and domineer over you, weaken and protract, by
+ dividing and diverting it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cum morosa vago singultiet inguine vena,”
+
+ [“When you are tormented with fierce desire, satisfy it with the
+ first person that presents herself.”&mdash;Persius, Sat., vi. 73.]
+
+ “Conjicito humorem collectum in corpora quaeque,”
+
+ [Lucretius, vi. 1062, to the like effect.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and provide for it in time, lest it prove troublesome to deal with, when
+ it has once seized you:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si non prima novis conturbes vulnera plagis,
+ Volgivagaque vagus venere ante recentia cures.”
+
+ [“Unless you cure old wounds by new."-Lucretius, iv. 1064.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was once wounded with a vehement displeasure, and withal, more just than
+ vehement; I might peradventure have lost myself in it, if I had merely
+ trusted to my own strength. Having need of a powerful diversion to
+ disengage me, by art and study I became amorous, wherein I was assisted by
+ my youth: love relieved and rescued me from the evil wherein friendship
+ had engaged me. ‘Tis in everything else the same; a violent
+ imagination hath seized me: I find it a nearer way to change than to
+ subdue it: I depute, if not one contrary, yet another at least, in its
+ place. Variation ever relieves, dissolves, and dissipates.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If I am not able to contend with it, I escape from it; and in avoiding it,
+ slip out of the way, and make, my doubles; shifting place, business, and
+ company, I secure myself in the crowd of other thoughts and fancies, where
+ it loses my trace, and I escape.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the same manner does nature proceed, by the benefit of inconstancy;
+ for time, which she has given us for the sovereign physician of our
+ passions, chiefly works by this, that supplying our imaginations with
+ other and new affairs, it loosens and dissolves the first apprehension,
+ how strong soever. A wise man little less sees his friend dying at the end
+ of five-and-twenty years than on the first year; and according to
+ Epicurus, no less at all; for he did not attribute any alleviation of
+ afflictions, either to their foresight or their antiquity; but so many
+ other thoughts traverse this, that it languishes and tires at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alcibiades, to divert the inclination of common rumours, cut off the ears
+ and tail of his beautiful dog, and turned him out into the public place,
+ to the end that, giving the people this occasion to prate, they might let
+ his other actions alone. I have also seen, for this same end of diverting
+ the opinions and conjectures of the people and to stop their mouths, some
+ women conceal their real affections by those that were only counterfeit;
+ but I have also seen some of them, who in counterfeiting have suffered
+ themselves to be caught indeed, and who have quitted the true and original
+ affection for the feigned: and so have learned that they who find their
+ affections well placed are fools to consent to this disguise: the public
+ and favourable reception being only reserved for this pretended lover, one
+ may conclude him a fellow of very little address and less wit, if he does
+ not in the end put himself into your place, and you into his; this is
+ precisely to cut out and make up a shoe for another to draw on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little thing will turn and divert us, because a little thing holds us.
+ We do not much consider subjects in gross and singly; they are little and
+ superficial circumstances, or images that touch us, and the outward
+ useless rinds that peel off from the subjects themselves:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Folliculos ut nunc teretes aestate cicadae
+ Linquunt.”
+
+ [“As husks we find grasshoppers leave behind them in summer.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, v. 801.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Even Plutarch himself laments his daughter for the little apish tricks of
+ her infancy.&mdash;[Consolation to his Wife on the Death of their
+ Daughter, c. I.]&mdash;The remembrance of a farewell, of the particular
+ grace of an action, of a last recommendation, afflict us. The sight of
+ Caesar’s robe troubled all Rome, which was more than his death had
+ done. Even the sound of names ringing in our ears, as “my poor
+ master,”&mdash;“my faithful friend,”&mdash;“alas,
+ my dear father,” or, “my sweet daughter,” afflict us.
+ When these repetitions annoy me, and that I examine it a little nearer, I
+ find ‘tis no other but a grammatical and word complaint; I am only
+ wounded with the word and tone, as the exclamations of preachers very
+ often work more upon their auditory than their reasons, and as the pitiful
+ eyes of a beast killed for our service; without my weighing or penetrating
+ meanwhile into the true and solid essence of my subject:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “His se stimulis dolor ipse lacessit.”
+
+ [“With these incitements grief provokes itself.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, ii. 42.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These are the foundations of our mourning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The obstinacy of my stone to all remedies especially those in my bladder,
+ has sometimes thrown me into so long suppressions of urine for three or
+ four days together, and so near death, that it had been folly to have
+ hoped to evade it, and it was much rather to have been desired,
+ considering the miseries I endure in those cruel fits. Oh, that good
+ emperor, who caused criminals to be tied that they might die for want of
+ urination, was a great master in the hangman’s’ science!
+ Finding myself in this condition, I considered by how many light causes
+ and objects imagination nourished in me the regret of life; of what atoms
+ the weight and difficulty of this dislodging was composed in my soul; to
+ how many idle and frivolous thoughts we give way in so great an affair; a
+ dog, a horse, a book, a glass, and what not, were considered in my loss;
+ to others their ambitious hopes, their money, their knowledge, not less
+ foolish considerations in my opinion than mine. I look upon death
+ carelessly when I look upon it universally as the end of life. I insult
+ over it in gross, but in detail it domineers over me: the tears of a
+ footman, the disposing of my clothes, the touch of a friendly hand, a
+ common consolation, discourages and softens me. So do the complaints in
+ tragedies agitate our souls with grief; and the regrets of Dido and
+ Ariadne, impassionate even those who believe them not in Virgil and
+ Catullus. ‘Tis a symptom of an obstinate and obdurate nature to be
+ sensible of no emotion, as ‘tis reported for a miracle of Polemon;
+ but then he did not so much as alter his countenance at the biting of a
+ mad dog that tore away the calf of his leg; and no wisdom proceeds so far
+ as to conceive so vivid and entire a cause of sorrow, by judgment that it
+ does not suffer increase by its presence, when the eyes and ears have
+ their share; parts that are not to be moved but by vain accidents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is it reason that even the arts themselves should make an advantage of our
+ natural stupidity and weakness? An orator, says rhetoric in the farce of
+ his pleading, shall be moved with the sound of his own voice and feigned
+ emotions, and suffer himself to be imposed upon by the passion he
+ represents; he will imprint in himself a true and real grief, by means of
+ the part he plays, to transmit it to the judges, who are yet less
+ concerned than he: as they do who are hired at funerals to assist in the
+ ceremony of sorrow, who sell their tears and mourning by weight and
+ measure; for although they act in a borrowed form, nevertheless, by
+ habituating and settling their countenances to the occasion, ‘tis
+ most certain they often are really affected with an actual sorrow. I was
+ one, amongst several others of his friends, who conveyed the body of
+ Monsieur de Grammont to Spissons from the siege of La Fere, where he was
+ slain; I observed that in all places we passed through we filled the
+ people we met with lamentations and tears by the mere solemn pomp of our
+ convoy, for the name of the defunct was not there so much as known.
+ Quintilian reports as to have seen comedians so deeply engaged in a
+ mourning part, that they still wept in the retiring room, and who, having
+ taken upon them to stir up passion in another, have themselves espoused it
+ to that degree as to find themselves infected with it, not only to tears,
+ but, moreover, with pallor and the comportment of men really overwhelmed
+ with grief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a country near our mountains the women play Priest Martin, for as they
+ augment the regret of the deceased husband by the remembrance of the good
+ and agreeable qualities he possessed, they also at the same time make a
+ register of and publish his imperfections; as if of themselves to enter
+ into some composition, and divert themselves from compassion to disdain.
+ Yet with much better grace than we, who, when we lose an acquaintance,
+ strive to give him new and false praises, and to make him quite another
+ thing when we have lost sight of him than he appeared to us when we did
+ see him; as if regret were an instructive thing, or as if tears, by
+ washing our understandings, cleared them. For my part, I henceforth
+ renounce all favourable testimonies men would give of me, not because I
+ shall be worthy of them, but because I shall be dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever shall ask a man, “What interest have you in this siege?”
+ &mdash;“The interest of example,” he will say, “and of
+ the common obedience to my prince: I pretend to no profit by it; and for
+ glory, I know how small a part can affect a private man such as I: I have
+ here neither passion nor quarrel.” And yet you shall see him the
+ next day quite another man, chafing and red with fury, ranged in battle
+ for the assault; ‘tis the glittering of so much steel, the fire and
+ noise of our cannon and drums, that have infused this new rigidity and
+ fury into his veins. A frivolous cause, you will say. How a cause? There
+ needs none to agitate the mind; a mere whimsy without body and without
+ subject will rule and agitate it. Let me thing of building castles in
+ Spain, my imagination suggests to me conveniences and pleasures with which
+ my soul is really tickled and pleased. How often do we torment our mind
+ with anger or sorrow by such shadows, and engage ourselves in fantastic
+ passions that impair both soul and body? What astonished, fleeting,
+ confused grimaces does this raving put our faces into! what sallies and
+ agitations both of members and voices does it inspire us with! Does it not
+ seem that this individual man has false visions amid the crowd of others
+ with whom he has to do, or that he is possessed with some internal demon
+ that persecutes him? Inquire of yourself where is the object of this
+ mutation? is there anything but us in nature which inanity sustains, over
+ which it has power? Cambyses, from having dreamt that his brother should
+ be one day king of Persia, put him to death: a beloved brother, and one in
+ whom he had always confided. Aristodemus, king of the Messenians, killed
+ himself out of a fancy of ill omen, from I know not what howling of his
+ dogs; and King Midas did as much upon the account of some foolish dream he
+ had dreamed. ‘Tis to prize life at its just value, to abandon it for
+ a dream. And yet hear the soul triumph over the miseries and weakness of
+ the body, and that it is exposed to all attacks and alterations; truly, it
+ has reason so to speak!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “O prima infelix finger ti terra Prometheo!
+ Ille parum cauti pectoris egit opus
+ Corpora disponens, mentem non vidit in arte;
+ Recta animi primum debuit esse via.”
+
+ [“O wretched clay, first formed by Prometheus. In his attempt,
+ what little wisdom did he shew! In framing bodies, he did not
+ apply his art to form the mind, which should have been his first
+ care.”&mdash;Propertius, iii. 5, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER V&mdash;&mdash;UPON SOME VERSES OF VIRGIL
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ By how much profitable thoughts are more full and solid, by so much are
+ they also more cumbersome and heavy: vice, death, poverty, diseases, are
+ grave and grievous subjects. A man should have his soul instructed in the
+ means to sustain and to contend with evils, and in the rules of living and
+ believing well: and often rouse it up, and exercise it in this noble
+ study; but in an ordinary soul it must be by intervals and with
+ moderation; it will otherwise grow besotted if continually intent upon it.
+ I found it necessary, when I was young, to put myself in mind and solicit
+ myself to keep me to my duty; gaiety and health do not, they say, so well
+ agree with those grave and serious meditations: I am at present in another
+ state: the conditions of age but too much put me in mind, urge me to
+ wisdom, and preach to me. From the excess of sprightliness I am fallen
+ into that of severity, which is much more troublesome; and for that reason
+ I now and then suffer myself purposely a little to run into disorder, and
+ occupy my mind in wanton and youthful thoughts, wherewith it diverts
+ itself. I am of late but too reserved, too heavy, and too ripe; years
+ every day read to me lectures of coldness and temperance. This body of
+ mine avoids disorder and dreads it; ‘tis now my body’s turn to
+ guide my mind towards reformation; it governs, in turn, and more rudely
+ and imperiously than the other; it lets me not an hour alone, sleeping or
+ waking, but is always preaching to me death, patience, and repentance. I
+ now defend myself from temperance, as I have formerly done from pleasure;
+ it draws me too much back, and even to stupidity. Now I will be master of
+ myself, to all intents and purposes; wisdom has its excesses, and has no
+ less need of moderation than folly. Therefore, lest I should wither, dry
+ up, and overcharge myself with prudence, in the intervals and truces my
+ infirmities allow me:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mens intenta suis ne seit usque malis.”
+
+ [“That my mind may not eternally be intent upon my ills.”
+ &mdash;Ovid., Trist., iv. i, 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I gently turn aside, and avert my eyes from the stormy and cloudy sky I
+ have before me, which, thanks be to God, I regard without fear, but not
+ without meditation and study, and amuse myself in the remembrance of my
+ better years:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Animus quo perdidit, optat,
+ Atque in praeterita se totus imagine versat.”
+
+ [“The mind wishes to have what it has lost, and throws itself
+ wholly into memories of the past.”&mdash;Petronius, c. 128.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let childhood look forward and age backward; was not this the
+ signification of Janus’ double face? Let years draw me along if they
+ will, but it shall be backward; as long as my eyes can discern the
+ pleasant season expired, I shall now and then turn them that way; though
+ it escape from my blood and veins, I shall not, however, root the image of
+ it out of my memory:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hoc est
+ Vivere bis, vita posse priore frui.”
+
+ [“‘Tis to live twice to be able to enjoy one’s former life again.”
+ &mdash;Martial, x. 23, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Plato ordains that old men should be present at the exercises, dances, and
+ sports of young people, that they may rejoice in others for the activity
+ and beauty of body which is no more in themselves, and call to mind the
+ grace and comeliness of that flourishing age; and wills that in these
+ recreations the honour of the prize should be given to that young man who
+ has most diverted the company. I was formerly wont to mark cloudy and
+ gloomy days as extraordinary; these are now my ordinary days; the
+ extraordinary are the clear and bright; I am ready to leap for joy, as for
+ an unwonted favour, when nothing happens me. Let me tickle myself, I
+ cannot force a poor smile from this wretched body of mine; I am only merry
+ in conceit and in dreaming, by artifice to divert the melancholy of age;
+ but, in faith, it requires another remedy than a dream. A weak contest of
+ art against nature. ‘Tis great folly to lengthen and anticipate
+ human incommodities, as every one does; I had rather be a less while old
+ than be old before I am really so.’ I seize on even the least
+ occasions of pleasure I can meet. I know very well, by hearsay, several
+ sorts of prudent pleasures, effectually so, and glorious to boot; but
+ opinion has not power enough over me to give me an appetite to them. I
+ covet not so much to have them magnanimous, magnificent, and pompous, as I
+ do to have them sweet, facile, and ready:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “A natura discedimus; populo nos damus,
+ nullius rei bono auctori.”
+
+ [“We depart from nature and give ourselves to the people, who
+ understand nothing.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 99.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ My philosophy is in action, in natural and present practice, very little
+ in fancy: what if I should take pleasure in playing at cob-nut or to whip
+ a top!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non ponebat enim rumores ante salutem.”
+
+ [“He did not sacrifice his health even to rumours.” Ennius, apud
+ Cicero, De Offic., i. 24]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Pleasure is a quality of very little ambition; it thinks itself rich
+ enough of itself without any addition of repute; and is best pleased where
+ most retired. A young man should be whipped who pretends to a taste in
+ wine and sauces; there was nothing which, at that age, I less valued or
+ knew: now I begin to learn; I am very much ashamed on’t; but what
+ should I do? I am more ashamed and vexed at the occasions that put me upon’t.
+ ‘Tis for us to dote and trifle away the time, and for young men to
+ stand upon their reputation and nice punctilios; they are going towards
+ the world and the world’s opinion; we are retiring from it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sibi arma, sibi equos, sibi hastas, sibi clavam, sibi pilam,
+ sibi natationes, et cursus habeant: nobis senibus, ex lusionibus
+ multis, talos relinquant et tesseras;”
+
+ [“Let them reserve to themselves arms, horses, spears, clubs,
+ tennis, swimming, and races; and of all the sports leave to us old
+ men cards and dice.”&mdash;Cicero, De Senec., c. 16.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the laws themselves send us home. I can do no less in favour of this
+ wretched condition into which my age has thrown me than furnish it with
+ toys to play withal, as they do children; and, in truth, we become such.
+ Both wisdom and folly will have enough to do to support and relieve me by
+ alternate services in this calamity of age:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Misce stultitiam consiliis brevem.”
+
+ [“Mingle with counsels a brief interval of folly.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iv. 12, 27.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I accordingly avoid the lightest punctures; and those that formerly would
+ not have rippled the skin, now pierce me through and through: my habit of
+ body is now so naturally declining to ill:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In fragili corpore odiosa omnis offensio est;”
+
+ [“In a fragile body every shock is obnoxious.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Senec., c. 18.]
+
+ “Mensque pati durum sustinet aegra nihil.”
+
+ [“And the infirm mind can bear no difficult exertion.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, De Ponto., i. 5, 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have ever been very susceptibly tender as to offences: I am much more
+ tender now, and open throughout.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et minimae vires frangere quassa valent.”
+
+ [“And little force suffices to break what was cracked before.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, De Tris., iii. 11, 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ My judgment restrains me from kicking against and murmuring at the
+ inconveniences that nature orders me to endure, but it does not take away
+ my feeling them: I, who have no other thing in my aim but to live and be
+ merry, would run from one end of the world to the other to seek out one
+ good year of pleasant and jocund tranquillity. A melancholic and dull
+ tranquillity may be enough for me, but it benumbs and stupefies me; I am
+ not contented with it. If there be any person, any knot of good company in
+ country or city, in France or elsewhere, resident or in motion, who can
+ like my humour, and whose humours I can like, let them but whistle and I
+ will run and furnish them with essays in flesh and bone:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing it is the privilege of the mind to rescue itself from old age, I
+ advise mine to it with all the power I have; let it meanwhile continue
+ green, and flourish if it can, like mistletoe upon a dead tree. But I fear
+ ‘tis a traitor; it has contracted so strict a fraternity with the
+ body that it leaves me at every turn, to follow that in its need. I
+ wheedle and deal with it apart in vain; I try in vain to wean it from this
+ correspondence, to no effect; quote to it Seneca and Catullus, and ladies
+ and royal masques; if its companion have the stone, it seems to have it
+ too; even the faculties that are most peculiarly and properly its own
+ cannot then perform their functions, but manifestly appear stupefied and
+ asleep; there is no sprightliness in its productions, if there be not at
+ the same time an equal proportion in the body too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our masters are to blame, that in searching out the causes of the
+ extraordinary emotions of the soul, besides attributing it to a divine
+ ecstasy, love, martial fierceness, poesy, wine, they have not also
+ attributed a part to health: a boiling, vigorous, full, and lazy health,
+ such as formerly the verdure of youth and security, by fits, supplied me
+ withal; that fire of sprightliness and gaiety darts into the mind flashes
+ that are lively and bright beyond our natural light, and of all
+ enthusiasms the most jovial, if not the most extravagant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is, then, no wonder if a contrary state stupefy and clog my spirit, and
+ produce a contrary effect:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ad nullum consurgit opus, cum corpore languet;”
+
+ [“When the mind is languishing, the body is good for nothing.”
+ (Or:) “It rises to no effort; it languishes with the body.”
+ &mdash;Pseudo Gallus, i. 125.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and yet would have me obliged to it for giving, as it wants to make out,
+ much less consent to this stupidity than is the ordinary case with men of
+ my age. Let us, at least, whilst we have truce, drive away incommodities
+ and difficulties from our commerce:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum licet, obducta solvatur fronte senectus:”
+
+ [“Whilst we can, let us banish old age from the brow.”
+ &mdash;Herod., Ep., xiii. 7.]
+
+ “Tetrica sunt amcenanda jocularibus.”
+
+ [“Sour things are to be sweetened with those that are pleasant.”
+ &mdash;Sidonius Apollin., Ep., i. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I love a gay and civil wisdom, and fly from all sourness and austerity of
+ manners, all repellent, mien being suspected by me:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tristemque vultus tetrici arrogantiam:”
+
+ [“The arrogant sadness of a crabbed face.”&mdash;Auctor Incert.]
+
+ “Et habet tristis quoque turba cinaedos.”
+
+ [“And the dull crowd also has its voluptuaries.” (Or:)
+ “An austere countenance sometimes covers a debauched mind.”
+ &mdash;Idem.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am very much of Plato’s opinion, who says that facile or harsh
+ humours are great indications of the good or ill disposition of the mind.
+ Socrates had a constant countenance, but serene and smiling, not sourly
+ austere, like the elder Crassus, whom no one ever saw laugh. Virtue is a
+ pleasant and gay quality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know very well that few will quarrel with the licence of my writings,
+ who have not more to quarrel with in the licence of their own thoughts: I
+ conform myself well enough to their inclinations, but I offend their eyes.
+ ‘Tis a fine humour to strain the writings of Plato, to wrest his
+ pretended intercourses with Phaedo, Dion, Stella, and Archeanassa:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non pudeat dicere, quod non pudet sentire.”
+
+ [“Let us not be ashamed to speak what we are not ashamed to think.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I hate a froward and dismal spirit, that slips over all the pleasures of
+ life and seizes and feeds upon misfortunes; like flies, that cannot stick
+ to a smooth and polished body, but fix and repose themselves upon craggy
+ and rough places, and like cupping-glasses, that only suck and attract bad
+ blood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, I have enjoined myself to dare to say all that I dare to
+ do; even thoughts that are not to be published, displease me; the worst of
+ my actions and qualities do not appear to me so evil as I find it evil and
+ base not to dare to own them. Every one is wary and discreet in
+ confession, but men ought to be so in action; the boldness of doing ill is
+ in some sort compensated and restrained by the boldness of confessing it.
+ Whoever will oblige himself to tell all, should oblige himself to do
+ nothing that he must be forced to conceal. I wish that this excessive
+ licence of mine may draw men to freedom, above these timorous and mincing
+ virtues sprung from our imperfections, and that at the expense of my
+ immoderation I may reduce them to reason. A man must see and study his
+ vice to correct it; they who conceal it from others, commonly conceal it
+ from themselves; and do not think it close enough, if they themselves see
+ it: they withdraw and disguise it from their own consciences:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quare vitia sua nemo confitetur? Quia etiam nunc in
+ illia est; somnium narrare vigilantis est.”
+
+ [“Why does no man confess his vices? because he is yet in them;
+ ‘tis for a waking man to tell his dream.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 53.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The diseases of the body explain themselves by their increase; we find
+ that to be the gout which we called a rheum or a strain; the diseases of
+ the soul, the greater they are, keep, themselves the most obscure; the
+ most sick are the least sensible; therefore it is that with an unrelenting
+ hand they most often, in full day, be taken to task, opened, and torn from
+ the hollow of the heart. As in doing well, so in doing ill, the mere
+ confession is sometimes satisfaction. Is there any deformity in doing
+ amiss, that can excuse us from confessing ourselves? It is so great a pain
+ to me to dissemble, that I evade the trust of another’s secrets,
+ wanting the courage to disavow my knowledge. I can keep silent, but deny I
+ cannot without the greatest trouble and violence to myself imaginable to
+ be very secret, a man must be so by nature, not by obligation. ‘Tis
+ little worth, in the service of a prince, to be secret, if a man be not a
+ liar to boot. If he who asked Thales the Milesian whether he ought
+ solemnly to deny that he had committed adultery, had applied himself to
+ me, I should have told him that he ought not to do it; for I look upon
+ lying as a worse fault than the other. Thales advised him quite contrary,
+ bidding him swear to shield the greater fault by the less;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Montaigne’s memory here serves him ill, for the question being put
+ to Thales, his answer was: “But is not perjury worse than
+ adultery?”&mdash;Diogenes Laertius, in vita, i. 36.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ nevertheless, this counsel was not so much an election as a multiplication
+ of vice. Upon which let us say this in passing, that we deal liberally
+ with a man of conscience when we propose to him some difficulty in
+ counterpoise of vice; but when we shut him up betwixt two vices, he is put
+ to a hard choice as Origen was either to idolatrise or to suffer himself
+ to be carnally abused by a great Ethiopian slave they brought to him. He
+ submitted to the first condition, and wrongly, people say. Yet those women
+ of our times are not much out, according to their error, who protest they
+ had rather burden their consciences with ten men than one mass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If it be indiscretion so to publish one’s errors, yet there is no
+ great danger that it pass into example and custom; for Ariston said, that
+ the winds men most fear are those that lay them open. We must tuck up this
+ ridiculous rag that hides our manners: they send their consciences to the
+ stews, and keep a starched countenance: even traitors and assassins
+ espouse the laws of ceremony, and there fix their duty. So that neither
+ can injustice complain of incivility, nor malice of indiscretion. ‘Tis
+ pity but a bad man should be a fool to boot, and that outward decency
+ should palliate his vice: this rough-cast only appertains to a good and
+ sound wall, that deserves to be preserved and whited.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In favour of the Huguenots, who condemn our auricular and private
+ confession, I confess myself in public, religiously and purely: St.
+ Augustin, Origeti, and Hippocrates have published the errors of their
+ opinions; I, moreover, of my manners. I am greedy of making myself known,
+ and I care not to how many, provided it be truly; or to say better, I
+ hunger for nothing; but I mortally hate to be mistaken by those who happen
+ to learn my name. He who does all things for honour and glory, what can he
+ think to gain by shewing himself to the world in a vizor, and by
+ concealing his true being from the people? Praise a humpback for his
+ stature, he has reason to take it for an affront: if you are a coward, and
+ men commend you for your valour, is it of you they speak? They take you
+ for another. I should like him as well who glorifies himself in the
+ compliments and congees that are made him as if he were master of the
+ company, when he is one of the least of the train. Archelaus, king of
+ Macedon, walking along the street, somebody threw water on his head, which
+ they who were with him said he ought to punish: “Aye, but,”
+ said he, “whoever it was, he did not throw the water upon me, but
+ upon him whom he took me to be.” Socrates being told that people
+ spoke ill of him, “Not at all,” said he, “there is
+ nothing, in me of what they say.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, if any one should recommend me as a good pilot, as being very
+ modest or very chaste, I should owe him no thanks; and so, whoever should
+ call me traitor, robber, or drunkard, I should be as little concerned.
+ They who do not rightly know themselves, may feed themselves with false
+ approbations; not I, who see myself, and who examine myself even to my
+ very bowels, and who very well know what is my due. I am content to be
+ less commended, provided I am better known. I may be reputed a wise man in
+ such a sort of wisdom as I take to be folly. I am vexed that my Essays
+ only serve the ladies for a common piece of furniture, and a piece for the
+ hall; this chapter will make me part of the water-closet. I love to
+ traffic with them a little in private; public conversation is without
+ favour and without savour. In farewells, we oftener than not heat our
+ affections towards the things we take leave of; I take my last leave of
+ the pleasures of this world: these are our last embraces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us come to my subject: what has the act of generation, so natural,
+ so necessary, and so just, done to men, to be a thing not to be spoken of
+ without blushing, and to be excluded from all serious and moderate
+ discourse? We boldly pronounce kill, rob, betray, and that we dare only to
+ do betwixt the teeth. Is it to say, the less we expend in words, we may
+ pay so much the more in thinking? For it is certain that the words least
+ in use, most seldom written, and best kept in, are the best and most
+ generally known: no age, no manners, are ignorant of them, no more than
+ the word bread they imprint themselves in every one without being,
+ expressed, without voice, and without figure; and the sex that most
+ practises it is bound to say least of it. ‘Tis an act that we have
+ placed in the franchise of silence, from which to take it is a crime even
+ to accuse and judge it; neither dare we reprehend it but by periphrasis
+ and picture. A great favour to a criminal to be so execrable that justice
+ thinks it unjust to touch and see him; free, and safe by the benefit of
+ the severity of his condemnation. Is it not here as in matter of books,
+ that sell better and become more public for being suppressed? For my part,
+ I will take Aristotle at his word, who says, that “bashfulness is an
+ ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.” These verses are
+ preached in the ancient school, a school that I much more adhere to than
+ the modern: its virtues appear to me to be greater, and the vices less:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ceux qui par trop fuyant Venus estrivent,
+ Faillent autant que ceulx qui trop la suyvent.”
+
+ [“They err as much who too much forbear Venus, as they who are too
+ frequent in her rites.”&mdash;A translation by Amyot from Plutarch, A
+ philosopher should converse with princes.]
+
+ “Tu, dea, rerum naturam sola gubernas,
+ Nec sine to quicquam dias in luminis oras
+ Exoritur, neque fit laetum, nec amabile quidquam.”
+
+ [“Goddess, still thou alone governest nature, nor without thee
+ anything comes into light; nothing is pleasant, nothing joyful.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, i. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I know not who could set Pallas and the Muses at variance with Venus, and
+ make them cold towards Love; but I see no deities so well met, or that are
+ more indebted to one another. Who will deprive the Muses of amorous
+ imaginations, will rob them of the best entertainment they have, and of
+ the noblest matter of their work: and who will make Love lose the
+ communication and service of poesy, will disarm him of his best weapons:
+ by this means they charge the god of familiarity and good will, and the
+ protecting goddesses of humanity and justice, with the vice of ingratitude
+ and unthankfulness. I have not been so long cashiered from the state and
+ service of this god, that my memory is not still perfect in his force and
+ value:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Agnosco veteris vestigia flammae;”
+
+ [“I recognise vestiges of my old flame.”&mdash;AEneid., iv. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are yet some remains of heat and emotion after the fever:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec mihi deficiat calor hic, hiemantibus annis!”
+
+ [“Nor let this heat of youth fail me in my winter years.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Withered and drooping as I am, I feel yet some remains of the past ardour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qual l’alto Egeo, per the Aquilone o Noto
+ Cessi, the tutto prima il volse et scosse,
+ Non ‘s accheta ei pero; ma’l suono e’l moto
+ Ritien del l’onde anco agitate e grosse:”
+
+ [“As Aegean seas, when storms be calmed again,
+ That rolled their tumbling waves with troublous blasts,
+ Do yet of tempests passed some show retain,
+ And here and there their swelling billows cast.”&mdash;Fairfax.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but from what I understand of it, the force and power of this god are more
+ lively and animated in the picture of poesy than in their own essence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et versus digitos habet:”
+
+ [“Verse has fingers.”&mdash;Altered from Juvenal, iv. 196.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ it has I know not what kind of air, more amorous than love itself. Venus
+ is not so beautiful, naked, alive, and panting, as she is here in Virgil:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dixerat; et niveis hinc atque hinc Diva lacertis
+ Cunctantem amplexu molli fovet. Ille repente
+ Accepit solitam flammam; notusque medullas
+ Intravit calor, et labefacta per ossa cucurrit
+ Non secus atque olim tonitru, cum rupta corusco
+ Ignea rima micans percurrit lumine nimbos.
+ . . . . . . Ea verba loquutus,
+ Optatos dedit amplexus; placidumque petivit
+ Conjugis infusus gremio per membra soporem.”
+
+ [“The goddess spoke, and throwing round him her snowy arms in soft
+ embraces, caresses him hesitating. Suddenly he caught the wonted
+ flame, and the well-known warmth pierced his marrow, and ran
+ thrilling through his shaken bones: just as when at times, with
+ thunder, a stream of fire in lightning flashes shoots across the
+ skies. Having spoken these words, he gave her the wished embrace,
+ and in the bosom of his spouse sought placid sleep.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, viii. 387 and 392.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All that I find fault with in considering it is, that he has represented
+ her a little too passionate for a married Venus; in this discreet kind of
+ coupling, the appetite is not usually so wanton, but more grave and dull.
+ Love hates that people should hold of any but itself, and goes but faintly
+ to work in familiarities derived from any other title, as marriage is:
+ alliance, dowry, therein sway by reason, as much or more than grace and
+ beauty. Men do not marry for themselves, let them say what they will; they
+ marry as much or more for their posterity and family; the custom and
+ interest of marriage concern our race much more than us; and therefore it
+ is, that I like to have a match carried on by a third hand rather than a
+ man’s own, and by another man’s liking than that of the party
+ himself; and how much is all this opposite to the conventions of love? And
+ also it is a kind of incest to employ in this venerable and sacred
+ alliance the heat and extravagance of amorous licence, as I think I have
+ said elsewhere. A man, says Aristotle, must approach his wife with
+ prudence and temperance, lest in dealing too lasciviously with her, the
+ extreme pleasure make her exceed the bounds of reason. What he says upon
+ the account of conscience, the physicians say upon the account of health:
+ “that a pleasure excessively lascivious, voluptuous, and frequent,
+ makes the seed too hot, and hinders conception”: ‘tis said,
+ elsewhere, that to a languishing intercourse, as this naturally is, to
+ supply it with a due and fruitful heat, a man must do it but seldom and at
+ appreciable intervals:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo rapiat sitiens Venerem, interiusque recondat.”
+
+ [“But let him thirstily snatch the joys of love and enclose them in
+ his bosom.”&mdash;Virg., Georg., iii. 137.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I see no marriages where the conjugal compatibility sooner fails than
+ those that we contract upon the account of beauty and amorous desires;
+ there should be more solid and constant foundation, and they should
+ proceed with greater circumspection; this furious ardour is worth nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They who think they honour marriage by joining love to it, do, methinks,
+ like those who, to favour virtue, hold that nobility is nothing else but
+ virtue. They are indeed things that have some relation to one another, but
+ there is a great deal of difference; we should not so mix their names and
+ titles; ‘tis a wrong to them both so to confound them. Nobility is a
+ brave quality, and with good reason introduced; but forasmuch as ‘tis
+ a quality depending upon others, and may happen in a vicious person, in
+ himself nothing, ‘tis in estimate infinitely below virtue’;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“If nobility be virtue, it loses its quality in all things wherein
+ not virtuous: and if it be not virtue, ‘tis a small matter.”
+ &mdash;La Byuyere.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis a virtue, if it be one, that is artificial and apparent,
+ depending upon time and fortune: various in form, according to the
+ country; living and mortal; without birth, as the river Nile; genealogical
+ and common; of succession and similitude; drawn by consequence, and a very
+ weak one. Knowledge, strength, goodness, beauty, riches, and all other
+ qualities, fall into communication and commerce, but this is consummated
+ in itself, and of no use to the service of others. There was proposed to
+ one of our kings the choice of two candidates for the same command, of
+ whom one was a gentleman, the other not; he ordered that, without respect
+ to quality, they should choose him who had the most merit; but where the
+ worth of the competitors should appear to be entirely equal, they should
+ have respect to birth: this was justly to give it its rank. A young man
+ unknown, coming to Antigonus to make suit for his father’s command,
+ a valiant man lately dead: “Friend,” said he, “in such
+ preferments as these, I have not so much regard to the nobility of my
+ soldiers as to their prowess.” And, indeed, it ought not to go as it
+ did with the officers of the kings of Sparta, trumpeters, fiddlers, cooks,
+ the children of whom always succeeded to their places, how ignorant
+ soever, and were preferred before the most experienced in the trade. They
+ of Calicut make of nobles a sort of superhuman persons: they are
+ interdicted marriage and all but warlike employments: they may have of
+ concubines their fill, and the women as many lovers, without being jealous
+ of one another; but ‘tis a capital and irremissible crime to couple
+ with a person of meaner conditions than themselves; and they think
+ themselves polluted, if they have but touched one in walking along; and
+ supposing their nobility to be marvellously interested and injured in it,
+ kill such as only approach a little too near them: insomuch that the
+ ignoble are obliged to cry out as they walk, like the gondoliers of
+ Venice, at the turnings of streets for fear of jostling; and the nobles
+ command them to step aside to what part they please: by that means these
+ avoid what they repute a perpetual ignominy, those certain death. No time,
+ no favour of the prince, no office, or virtue, or riches, can ever prevail
+ to make a plebeian become noble: to which this custom contributes, that
+ marriages are interdicted betwixt different trades; the daughter of one of
+ the cordwainers’ gild is not permitted to marry a carpenter; and
+ parents are obliged to train up their children precisely in their own
+ callings, and not put them to any other trade; by which means the
+ distinction and continuance of their fortunes are maintained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A good marriage, if there be any such, rejects the company and conditions
+ of love, and tries to represent those of friendship. ‘Tis a sweet
+ society of life, full of constancy, trust, and an infinite number of
+ useful and solid services and mutual obligations; which any woman who has
+ a right taste:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Optato quam junxit lumine taeda”&mdash;
+
+ [“Whom the marriage torch has joined with the desired light.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxiv. 79.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ would be loth to serve her husband in quality of a mistress. If she be
+ lodged in his affection as a wife, she is more honourably and securely
+ placed. When he purports to be in love with another, and works all he can
+ to obtain his desire, let any one but ask him, on which he had rather a
+ disgrace should fall, his wife or his mistress, which of their misfortunes
+ would most afflict him, and to which of them he wishes the most grandeur,
+ the answer to these questions is out of dispute in a sound marriage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And that so few are observed to be happy, is a token of its price and
+ value. If well formed and rightly taken, ‘tis the best of all human
+ societies; we cannot live without it, and yet we do nothing but decry it.
+ It happens, as with cages, the birds without despair to get in, and those
+ within despair of getting out. Socrates being asked, whether it was more
+ commodious to take a wife or not, “Let a man take which course he
+ will,” said he; “he will repent.” ‘Tis a contract
+ to which the common saying:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Homo homini aut deus aut lupus,”
+
+ [“Man to man is either a god or a wolf.”&mdash;Erasmus, Adag.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ may very fitly be applied; there must be a concurrence of many qualities
+ in the construction. It is found nowadays more convenient for simple and
+ plebeian souls, where delights, curiosity, and idleness do not so much
+ disturb it; but extravagant humours, such as mine, that hate all sorts of
+ obligation and restraint, are not so proper for it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et mihi dulce magis resoluto vivere collo.”
+
+ [“And it is sweet to me to live with a loosened neck.”
+ &mdash;Pseudo Gallus, i. 61.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Might I have had my own will, I would not have married Wisdom herself, if
+ she would have had me. But ‘tis to much purpose to evade it; the
+ common custom and usance of life will have it so. The most of my actions
+ are guided by example, not by choice, and yet I did not go to it of my own
+ voluntary motion; I was led and drawn to it by extrinsic occasions; for
+ not only things that are incommodious in themselves, but also things
+ however ugly, vicious, and to be avoided, may be rendered acceptable by
+ some condition or accident; so unsteady and vain is all human resolution!
+ and I was persuaded to it, when worse prepared and less tractable than I
+ am at present, that I have tried what it is: and as great a libertine as I
+ am taken to be, I have in truth more strictly observed the laws of
+ marriage, than I either promised or expected. ‘Tis in vain to kick,
+ when a man has once put on his fetters: a man must prudently manage his
+ liberty; but having once submitted to obligation, he must confine himself
+ within the laws of common duty, at least, do what he can towards it. They
+ who engage in this contract, with a design to carry themselves in it with
+ hatred and contempt, do an unjust and inconvenient thing; and the fine
+ rule that I hear pass from hand to hand amongst the women, as a sacred
+ oracle:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Serve thy husband as thy master, but guard thyself against him as
+ from a traitor.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which is to say, comport thyself towards him with a dissembled, inimical,
+ and distrustful reverence (a cry of war and defiance), is equally
+ injurious and hard. I am too mild for such rugged designs: to say the
+ truth, I am not arrived to that perfection of ability and refinement of
+ wit, to confound reason with injustice, and to laugh at all rule and order
+ that does not please my palate; because I hate superstition, I do not
+ presently run into the contrary extreme of irreligion.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ (If a man hate superstition he cannot love religion. D.W.)
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If a man does not always perform his duty, he ought at least to love and
+ acknowledge it; ‘tis treachery to marry without espousing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us proceed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our poet represents a marriage happy in a good accord wherein nevertheless
+ there is not much loyalty. Does he mean, that it is not impossible but a
+ woman may give the reins to her own passion, and yield to the
+ importunities of love, and yet reserve some duty toward marriage, and that
+ it may be hurt, without being totally broken? A serving man may cheat his
+ master, whom nevertheless he does not hate. Beauty, opportunity, and
+ destiny (for destiny has also a hand in’t),
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fatum est in partibus illis
+ Quas sinus abscondit; nam, si tibi sidera cessent,
+ Nil faciet longi mensura incognita nervi;”
+
+ [“There is a fatality about the hidden parts: let nature have
+ endowed you however liberally, ‘tis of no use, if your good star
+ fails you in the nick of time.”&mdash;Juvenal, ix. 32.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ have attached her to a stranger; though not so wholly, peradventure, but
+ that she may have some remains of kindness for her husband. They are two
+ designs, that have several paths leading to them, without being confounded
+ with one another; a woman may yield to a man she would by no means have
+ married, not only for the condition of his fortune, but for those also of
+ his person. Few men have made a wife of a mistress, who have not repented
+ it. And even in the other world, what an unhappy life does Jupiter lead
+ with his, whom he had first enjoyed as a mistress! ‘Tis, as the
+ proverb runs, to befoul a basket and then put it upon one’s head. I
+ have in my time, in a good family, seen love shamefully and dishonestly
+ cured by marriage: the considerations are widely different. We love at
+ once, without any tie, two things contrary in themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Socrates was wont to say, that the city of Athens pleased, as ladies do
+ whom men court for love; every one loved to come thither to take a turn,
+ and pass away his time; but no one liked it so well as to espouse it, that
+ is, to inhabit there, and to make it his constant residence. I have been
+ vexed to see husbands hate their wives only because they themselves do
+ them wrong; we should not, at all events, methinks, love them the less for
+ our own faults; they should at least, upon the account of repentance and
+ compassion, be dearer to us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They are different ends, he says, and yet in some sort compatible;
+ marriage has utility, justice, honour, and constancy for its share; a
+ flat, but more universal pleasure: love founds itself wholly upon
+ pleasure, and, indeed, has it more full, lively, and sharp; a pleasure
+ inflamed by difficulty; there must be in it sting and smart: ‘tis no
+ longer love, if without darts and fire. The bounty of ladies is too
+ profuse in marriage, and dulls the point of affection and desire: to evade
+ which inconvenience, do but observe what pains Lycurgus and Plato take in
+ their laws.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Women are not to blame at all, when they refuse the rules of life that are
+ introduced into the world, forasmuch as the men make them without their
+ help. There is naturally contention and brawling betwixt them and us; and
+ the strictest friendship we have with them is yet mixed with tumult and
+ tempest. In the opinion of our author, we deal inconsiderately with them
+ in this: after we have discovered that they are, without comparison, more
+ able and ardent in the practice of love than we, and that the old priest
+ testified as much, who had been one while a man, and then a woman:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Venus huic erat utraque nota:”
+
+ [“Both aspects of love were known to him,”
+ &mdash;Tiresias. Ovid. Metam., iii. 323.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and moreover, that we have learned from their own mouths the proof that,
+ in several ages, was made by an Emperor and Empress of Rome,&mdash;[Proclus.]
+ &mdash;both famous for ability in that affair! for he in one night
+ deflowered ten Sarmatian virgins who were his captives: but she had
+ five-and-twenty bouts in one night, changing her man according to her need
+ and liking;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Adhuc ardens rigidae tentigine vulvae
+ Et lassata viris, nondum satiata, recessit:”
+
+ [“Ardent still, she retired, fatigued, but not satisfied.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, vi. 128.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that upon the dispute which happened in Cataluna, wherein a wife
+ complaining of her husband’s too frequent addresses to her, not so
+ much, as I conceive, that she was incommodated by it (for I believe no
+ miracles out of religion) as under this pretence, to curtail and curb in
+ this, which is the fundamental act of marriage, the authority of husbands
+ over their wives, and to shew that their frowardness and malignity go
+ beyond the nuptial bed, and spurn under foot even the graces and sweets of
+ Venus; the husband, a man truly brutish and unnatural, replied, that even
+ on fasting days he could not subsist with less than ten courses: whereupon
+ came out that notable sentence of the Queen of Arragon, by which, after
+ mature deliberation of her council, this good queen, to give a rule and
+ example to all succeeding ages of the moderation required in a just
+ marriage, set down six times a day as a legitimate and necessary stint;
+ surrendering and quitting a great deal of the needs and desires of her
+ sex, that she might, she said, establish an easy, and consequently, a
+ permanent and immutable rule. Hereupon the doctors cry out: what must the
+ female appetite and concupiscence be, when their reason, their reformation
+ and virtue, are taxed at such a rate, considering the divers judgments of
+ our appetites? for Solon, master of the law school, taxes us but at three
+ a month,&mdash;that men may not fail in point of conjugal frequentation:
+ after having, I say, believed and preached all this, we go and enjoin them
+ continency for their particular share, and upon the last and extreme
+ penalties.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no passion so hard to contend with as this, which we would have
+ them only resist, not simply as an ordinary vice, but as an execrable
+ abomination, worse than irreligion and parricide; whilst we, at the same
+ time, go to’t without offence or reproach. Even those amongst us who
+ have tried the experiment have sufficiently confessed what difficulty, or
+ rather impossibility, they have found by material remedies to subdue,
+ weaken, and cool the body. We, on the contrary, would have them at once
+ sound, vigorous plump, high-fed, and chaste; that is to say, both hot and
+ cold; for the marriage, which we tell them is to keep them from burning,
+ is but small refreshment to them, as we order the matter. If they take one
+ whose vigorous age is yet boiling, he will be proud to make it known
+ elsewhere;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sit tandem pudor; aut eamus in jus;
+ Multis mentula millibus redempta,
+ Non est haec tua, Basse; vendidisti;”
+
+ [“Let there be some shame, or we shall go to law: your vigour,
+ bought by your wife with many thousands, is no longer yours: thou
+ hast sold it.&mdash;“Martial, xii. 90.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Polemon the philosopher was justly by his wife brought before the judge
+ for sowing in a barren field the seed that was due to one that was
+ fruitful: if, on the other hand, they take a decayed fellow, they are in a
+ worse condition in marriage than either maids or widows. We think them
+ well provided for, because they have a man to lie with, as the Romans
+ concluded Clodia Laeta, a vestal nun, violated, because Caligula had
+ approached her, though it was declared he did no more but approach her:
+ but, on the contrary, we by that increase their necessity, forasmuch as
+ the touch and company of any man whatever rouses their desires, that in
+ solitude would be more quiet. And to the end, ‘tis likely, that they
+ might render their chastity more meritorious by this circumstance and
+ consideration, Boleslas and Kinge his wife, kings of Poland, vowed it by
+ mutual consent, being in bed together, on their very wedding day, and kept
+ their vow in spite of all matrimonial conveniences.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We train them up from their infancy to the traffic of love; their grace,
+ dressing, knowledge, language, and whole instruction tend that way: their
+ governesses imprint nothing in them but the idea of love, if for nothing
+ else but by continually representing it to them, to give them a distaste
+ for it. My daughter, the only child I have, is now of an age that forward
+ young women are allowed to be married at; she is of a slow, thin, and
+ tender complexion, and has accordingly been brought up by her mother after
+ a retired and particular manner, so that she but now begins to be weaned
+ from her childish simplicity. She was reading before me in a French book
+ where the word ‘fouteau’, the name of a tree very well known,
+ occurred;&mdash;[The beech-tree; the name resembles in sound an obscene
+ French word.]&mdash;the woman, to whose conduct she is committed, stopped
+ her short a little roughly, and made her skip over that dangerous step. I
+ let her alone, not to trouble their rules, for I never concern myself in
+ that sort of government; feminine polity has a mysterious procedure; we
+ must leave it to them; but if I am not mistaken the commerce of twenty
+ lacquies could not, in six months’ time, have so imprinted in her
+ memory the meaning, usage, and all the consequence of the sound of these
+ wicked syllables, as this good old woman did by reprimand and
+ interdiction.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Motus doceri gaudet Ionicos
+ Matura virgo, et frangitur artibus;
+ Jam nunc et incestos amores
+ De tenero, meditatur ungui.”
+
+ [“The maid ripe for marriage delights to learn Ionic dances, and to
+ imitate those lascivious movements. Nay, already from her infancy
+ she meditates criminal amours.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 6, 21., the text
+ has ‘fingitur’.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let them but give themselves the rein a little, let them but enter into
+ liberty of discourse, we are but children to them in this science. Hear
+ them but describe our pursuits and conversation, they will very well make
+ you understand that we bring them nothing they have not known before, and
+ digested without our help.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [This sentence refers to a conversation between some young women in
+ his immediate neighbourhood, which the Essayist just below informs
+ us that he overheard, and which was too shocking for him to repeat.
+ It must have been tolerably bad.&mdash;Remark by the editor of a later
+ edition.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Is it, perhaps, as Plato says, that they have formerly been debauched
+ young fellows? I happened one day to be in a place where I could hear some
+ of their talk without suspicion; I am sorry I cannot repeat it. By’rlady,
+ said I, we had need go study the phrases of Amadis, and the tales of
+ Boccaccio and Aretin, to be able to discourse with them: we employ our
+ time to much purpose indeed. There is neither word, example, nor step they
+ are not more perfect in than our books; ‘tis a discipline that
+ springs with their blood,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et mentem ipsa Venus dedit,”
+
+ [“Venus herself made them what they are,”
+ &mdash;Virg., Georg., iii. 267.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which these good instructors, nature, youth, and health, are continually
+ inspiring them with; they need not learn, they breed it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec tantum niveo gavisa est ulla columbo,
+ Compar, vel si quid dicitur improbius,
+ Oscula mordenti semper decerpere rostro,
+ Quantum praecipue multivola est mulier.”
+
+ [“No milk-white dove, or if there be a thing more lascivious,
+ takes so much delight in kissing as woman, wishful for every man
+ she sees.”&mdash;Catullus, lxvi. 125.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ So that if the natural violence of their desire were not a little
+ restrained by fear and honour, which were wisely contrived for them, we
+ should be all shamed. All the motions in the world resolve into and tend
+ to this conjunction; ‘tis a matter infused throughout: ‘tis a
+ centre to which all things are directed. We yet see the edicts of the old
+ and wise Rome made for the service of love, and the precepts of Socrates
+ for the instruction of courtezans:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Noncon libelli Stoici inter sericos
+ Jacere pulvillos amant:”
+
+ [“There are writings of the Stoics which we find lying upon
+ silken cushions.”&mdash;Horace, Epod., viii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Zeno, amongst his laws, also regulated the motions to be observed in
+ getting a maidenhead. What was the philosopher Strato’s book Of
+ Carnal Conjunction?&mdash;[ Diogenes Laertius, v. 59.]&mdash;And what did
+ Theophrastus treat of in those he intituled, the one ‘The Lover’,
+ and the other ‘Of Love?’ Of what Aristippus in his ‘Of
+ Former Delights’? What do the so long and lively descriptions in
+ Plato of the loves of his time pretend to? and the book called ‘The
+ Lover’, of Demetrius Phalereus? and ‘Clinias’, or the
+ ‘Ravished Lover’, of Heraclides; and that of Antisthenes,
+ ‘Of Getting Children’, or, ‘Of Weddings’, and the
+ other, ‘Of the Master or the Lover’? And that of Aristo:
+ ‘Of Amorous Exercises’ What those of Cleanthes: one, ‘Of
+ Love’, the other, ‘Of the Art of Loving’? The amorous
+ dialogues of Sphaereus? and the fable of Jupiter and Juno, of Chrysippus,
+ impudent beyond all toleration? And his fifty so lascivious epistles? I
+ will let alone the writings of the philosophers of the Epicurean sect,
+ protectress of voluptuousness. Fifty deities were, in time past, assigned
+ to this office; and there have been nations where, to assuage the lust of
+ those who came to their devotion, they kept men and women in their temples
+ for the worshippers to lie with; and it was an act of ceremony to do this
+ before they went to prayers:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nimirum propter continentiam incontinentia necessaria est;
+ incendium ignibus extinguitur.”
+
+ [“Forsooth incontinency is necessary for continency’s sake; a
+ conflagration is extinguished by fire.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the greatest part of the world, that member of our body was deified; in
+ the same province, some flayed off the skin to offer and consecrate a
+ piece; others offered and consecrated their seed. In another, the young
+ men publicly cut through betwixt the skin and the flesh of that part in
+ several places, and thrust pieces of wood into the openings as long and
+ thick as they would receive, and of these pieces of wood afterwards made a
+ fire as an offering to their gods; and were reputed neither vigorous nor
+ chaste, if by the force of that cruel pain they seemed to be at all
+ dismayed. Elsewhere the most sacred magistrate was reverenced and
+ acknowledged by that member and in several ceremonies the effigy of it was
+ carried in pomp to the honour of various divinities. The Egyptian ladies,
+ in their Bacchanalia, each carried one finely-carved of wood about their
+ necks, as large and heavy as she could so carry it; besides which, the
+ statue of their god presented one, which in greatness surpassed all the
+ rest of his body.&mdash;[Herodotus, ii. 48, says “nearly as large as
+ the body itself.”]&mdash;The married women, near the place where I
+ live, make of their kerchiefs the figure of one upon their foreheads, to
+ glorify themselves in the enjoyment they have of it; and coming to be
+ widows, they throw it behind, and cover it with their headcloths. The most
+ modest matrons of Rome thought it an honour to offer flowers and garlands
+ to the god Priapus; and they made the virgins, at the time of their
+ espousals, sit upon his shameful parts. And I know not whether I have not
+ in my time seen some air of like devotion. What was the meaning of that
+ ridiculous piece of the chaussuye of our forefathers, and that is still
+ worn by our Swiss? [“Cod-pieces worn”&mdash;Cotton]&mdash;To
+ what end do we make a show of our implements in figure under our breeches,
+ and often, which is worse, above their natural size, by falsehood and
+ imposture? I have half a mind to believe that this sort of vestment was
+ invented in the better and more conscientious ages, that the world might
+ not be deceived, and that every one should give a public account of his
+ proportions: the simple nations wear them yet, and near about the real
+ size. In those days, the tailor took measure of it, as the shoemaker does
+ now of a man’s foot. That good man, who, when I was young, gelded so
+ many noble and ancient statues in his great city, that they might not
+ corrupt the sight of the ladies, according to the advice of this other
+ ancient worthy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Flagitii principium est, nudare inter gives corpora,”
+
+ [“‘Tis the beginning of wickedness to expose their persons among the
+ citizens”&mdash;Ennius, ap. Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iv. 33.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ should have called to mind, that, as in the mysteries of the Bona Dea, all
+ masculine appearance was excluded, he did nothing, if he did not geld
+ horses and asses, in short, all nature:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omne adeo genus in terris, hominumque, ferarumque,
+ Et genus aequoreum, pecudes, pictaeque volucres,
+ In furias ignemque ruunt.”
+
+ [“So that all living things, men and animals, wild or tame,
+ and fish and gaudy fowl, rush to this flame of love.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., iii. 244.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The gods, says Plato, have given us one disobedient and unruly member
+ that, like a furious animal, attempts, by the violence of its appetite, to
+ subject all things to it; and so they have given to women one like a
+ greedy and ravenous animal, which, if it be refused food in season, grows
+ wild, impatient of delay, and infusing its rage into their bodies, stops
+ the passages, and hinders respiration, causing a thousand ills, till,
+ having imbibed the fruit of the common thirst, it has plentifully bedewed
+ the bottom of their matrix. Now my legislator&mdash;[The Pope who, as
+ Montaigne has told us, took it into his head to geld the statues.]&mdash;
+ should also have considered that, peradventure, it were a chaster and more
+ fruitful usage to let them know the fact as it is betimes, than permit
+ them to guess according to the liberty and heat of their own fancy;
+ instead of the real parts they substitute, through hope and desire, others
+ that are three times more extravagant; and a certain friend of mine lost
+ himself by producing his in place and time when the opportunity was not
+ present to put them to their more serious use. What mischief do not those
+ pictures of prodigious dimension do that the boys make upon the staircases
+ and galleries of the royal houses? they give the ladies a cruel contempt
+ of our natural furniture. And what do we know but that Plato, after other
+ well-instituted republics, ordered that the men and women, old and young,
+ should expose themselves naked to the view of one another, in his
+ gymnastic exercises, upon that very account? The Indian women who see the
+ men in their natural state, have at least cooled the sense of seeing. And
+ let the women of the kingdom of Pegu say what they will, who below the
+ waist have nothing to cover them but a cloth slit before, and so strait,
+ that what decency and modesty soever they pretend by it, at every step all
+ is to be seen, that it is an invention to allure the men to them, and to
+ divert them from boys, to whom that nation is generally inclined; yet,
+ peradventure they lose more by it than they get, and one may venture to
+ say, that an entire appetite is more sharp than one already half-glutted
+ by the eyes. Livia was wont to say, that to a virtuous woman a naked man
+ was but a statue. The Lacedaemonian women, more virgins when wives than
+ our daughters are, saw every day the young men of their city stripped
+ naked in their exercises, themselves little heeding to cover their thighs
+ in walking, believing themselves, says Plato, sufficiently covered by
+ their virtue without any other robe. But those, of whom St. Augustin
+ speaks, have given nudity a wonderful power of temptation, who have made
+ it a doubt, whether women at the day of judgment shall rise again in their
+ own sex, and not rather in ours, for fear of tempting us again in that
+ holy state. In brief, we allure and flesh them by all sorts of ways: we
+ incessantly heat and stir up their imagination, and then we find fault.
+ Let us confess the truth; there is scarce one of us who does not more
+ apprehend the shame that accrues to him by the vices of his wife than by
+ his own, and that is not more solicitous (a wonderful charity) of the
+ conscience of his virtuous wife than of his own; who had not rather commit
+ theft and sacrilege, and that his wife was a murderess and a heretic, than
+ that she should not be more chaste than her husband: an unjust estimate of
+ vices. Both we and they are capable of a thousand corruptions more
+ prejudicial and unnatural than lust: but we weigh vices, not according to
+ nature, but according to our interest; by which means they take so many
+ unequal forms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The austerity of our decrees renders the application of women to this vice
+ more violent and vicious than its own condition needs, and engages it in
+ consequences worse than their cause: they will readily offer to go to the
+ law courts to seek for gain, and to the wars to get reputation, rather
+ than in the midst of ease and delights, to have to keep so difficult a
+ guard. Do not they very well see that there is neither merchant nor
+ soldier who will not leave his business to run after this sport, or the
+ porter or cobbler, toiled and tired out as they are with labour and
+ hunger?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Num tu, qux tenuit dives Achaemenes,
+ Aut pinguis Phrygiae Mygdonias opes,
+ Permutare velis crine Licymnim?
+ Plenas aut Arabum domos,
+ Dum fragrantia detorquet ad oscula
+ Cervicem, aut facili sxvitia negat,
+ Quae poscente magis gaudeat eripi,
+ Interdum rapere occupet?”
+
+ [“Wouldst thou not exchange all that the wealthy Arhaemenes had,
+ or the Mygdonian riches of fertile Phrygia, for one ringlet of
+ Licymnia’s hair? or the treasures of the Arabians, when she turns
+ her head to you for fragrant kisses, or with easily assuaged anger
+ denies them, which she would rather by far you took by force, and
+ sometimes herself snatches one!”&mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 12, 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not know whether the exploits of Alexander and Caesar really surpass
+ the resolution of a beautiful young woman, bred up after our fashion, in
+ the light and commerce of the world, assailed by so many contrary
+ examples, and yet keeping herself entire in the midst of a thousand
+ continual and powerful solicitations. There is no doing more difficult
+ than that not doing, nor more active:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hold it more easy to carry a suit of armour all the days of one’s
+ life than a maidenhead; and the vow of virginity of all others is the most
+ noble, as being the hardest to keep:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Diaboli virtus in lumbis est,”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ says St. Jerome. We have, doubtless, resigned to the ladies the most
+ difficult and most vigorous of all human endeavours, and let us resign to
+ them the glory too. This ought to encourage them to be obstinate in it;
+ ‘tis a brave thing for them to defy us, and to spurn under foot that
+ vain pre-eminence of valour and virtue that we pretend to have over them;
+ they will find if they do but observe it, that they will not only be much
+ more esteemed for it, but also much more beloved. A gallant man does not
+ give over his pursuit for being refused, provided it be a refusal of
+ chastity, and not of choice; we may swear, threaten, and complain to much
+ purpose; we therein do but lie, for we love them all the better: there is
+ no allurement like modesty, if it be not rude and crabbed. ‘Tis
+ stupidity and meanness to be obstinate against hatred and disdain; but
+ against a virtuous and constant resolution, mixed with goodwill, ‘tis
+ the exercise of a noble and generous soul. They may acknowledge our
+ service to a certain degree, and give us civilly to understand that they
+ disdain us not; for the law that enjoins them to abominate us because we
+ adore them, and to hate us because we love them, is certainly very cruel,
+ if but for the difficulty of it. Why should they not give ear to our
+ offers and requests, so long as they are kept within the bounds of
+ modesty? wherefore should we fancy them to have other thoughts within, and
+ to be worse than they seem? A queen of our time said with spirit, “that
+ to refuse these courtesies is a testimony of weakness in women and a
+ self-accusation of facility, and that a lady could not boast of her
+ chastity who was never tempted.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The limits of honour are not cut so short; they may give themselves a
+ little rein, and relax a little without being faulty: there lies on the
+ frontier some space free, indifferent, and neuter. He that has beaten and
+ pursued her into her fort is a strange fellow if he be not satisfied with
+ his fortune: the price of the conquest is considered by the difficulty.
+ Would you know what impression your service and merit have made in her
+ heart? Judge of it by her behaviour. Such an one may grant more, who does
+ not grant so much. The obligation of a benefit wholly relates to the good
+ will of those who confer it: the other coincident circumstances are dumb,
+ dead, and casual; it costs her dearer to grant you that little, than it
+ would do her companion to grant all. If in anything rarity give
+ estimation, it ought especially in this: do not consider how little it is
+ that is given, but how few have it to give; the value of money alters
+ according to the coinage and stamp of the place. Whatever the spite and
+ indiscretion of some may make them say in the excess of their discontent,
+ virtue and truth will in time recover all the advantage. I have known some
+ whose reputation has for a great while suffered under slander, who have
+ afterwards been restored to the world’s universal approbation by
+ their mere constancy without care or artifice; every one repents, and
+ gives himself the lie for what he has believed and said; and from girls a
+ little suspected they have been afterward advanced to the first rank
+ amongst the ladies of honour. Somebody told Plato that all the world spoke
+ ill of him. “Let them talk,” said he; “I will live so as
+ to make them change their note.” Besides the fear of God, and the
+ value of so rare a glory, which ought to make them look to themselves, the
+ corruption of the age we live in compels them to it; and if I were they,
+ there is nothing I would not rather do than intrust my reputation in so
+ dangerous hands. In my time the pleasure of telling (a pleasure little
+ inferior to that of doing) was not permitted but to those who had some
+ faithful and only friend; but now the ordinary discourse and common
+ table-talk is nothing but boasts of favours received and the secret
+ liberality of ladies. In earnest, ‘tis too abject, too much meanness
+ of spirit, in men to suffer such ungrateful, indiscreet, and giddy-headed
+ people so to persecute, forage, and rifle those tender and charming
+ favours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This our immoderate and illegitimate exasperation against this vice
+ springs from the most vain and turbulent disease that afflicts human
+ minds, which is jealousy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis vetat apposito lumen de lumine sumi?
+ Dent licet assidue, nil tamen inde perit;”
+
+ [“Who says that one light should not be lighted from another light?
+ Let them give ever so much, as much ever remains to lose.”&mdash;Ovid, De
+ Arte Amandi, iii. 93. The measure of the last line is not good;
+ but the words are taken from the epigram in the Catalecta entitled
+ Priapus.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ she, and envy, her sister, seem to me to be the most foolish of the whole
+ troop. As to the last, I can say little about it; ‘tis a passion
+ that, though said to be so mighty and powerful, had never to do with me.
+ As to the other, I know it by sight, and that’s all. Beasts feel it;
+ the shepherd Cratis, having fallen in love with a she-goat, the he-goat,
+ out of jealousy, came, as he lay asleep, to butt the head of the female,
+ and crushed it. We have raised this fever to a greater excess by the
+ examples of some barbarous nations; the best disciplined have been touched
+ with it, and ‘tis reason, but not transported:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ense maritali nemo confossus adulter
+ Purpureo Stygias sanguine tinxit aquas.”
+
+ [“Never did adulterer slain by a husband
+ stain with purple blood the Stygian waters.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Lucullus, Caesar, Pompey, Antony, Cato, and other brave men were cuckolds,
+ and knew it, without making any bustle about it; there was in those days
+ but one coxcomb, Lepidus, that died for grief that his wife had used him
+ so.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ah! tum te miserum malique fati,
+ Quem attractis pedibus, patente porta,
+ Percurrent raphanique mugilesque:”
+
+ [“Wretched man! when, taken in the fact, thou wilt be
+ dragged out of doors by the heels, and suffer the punishment
+ of thy adultery.”&mdash;Catullus, xv. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and the god of our poet, when he surprised one of his companions with his
+ wife, satisfied himself by putting them to shame only,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Atque aliquis de dis non tristibus optat
+ Sic fieri turpis:”
+
+ [“And one of the merry gods wishes that he should himself
+ like to be so disgraced.”&mdash;Ovid, Metam., iv. 187.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and nevertheless took anger at the lukewarm embraces she gave him;
+ complaining that upon that account she was grown jealous of his affection:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid causas petis ex alto? fiducia cessit
+ Quo tibi, diva, mei?”
+
+ [“Dost thou seek causes from above? Why, goddess, has your
+ confidence in me ceased?”&mdash;Virgil, AEneid, viii. 395.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ nay, she entreats arms for a bastard of hers,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Arena rogo genitrix nato.”
+
+ [“I, a mother, ask armour for a son.”&mdash;Idem, ibid., 383.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which are freely granted; and Vulcan speaks honourably of AEneas,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Arma acri facienda viro,”
+
+ [“Arms are to be made for a valiant hero.”&mdash;AEneid, viii. 441.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ with, in truth, a more than human humanity. And I am willing to leave this
+ excess of kindness to the gods:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec divis homines componier aequum est.”
+
+ [“Nor is it fit to compare men with gods.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxviii. 141.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As to the confusion of children, besides that the gravest legislators
+ ordain and affect it in their republics, it touches not the women, where
+ this passion is, I know not how, much better seated:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Saepe etiam Juno, maxima coelicolam,
+ Conjugis in culpa flagravit quotidiana.”
+
+ [“Often was Juno, greatest of the heaven-dwellers, enraged by her
+ husband’s daily infidelities.”&mdash;Idem, ibid.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When jealousy seizes these poor souls, weak and incapable of resistance,
+ ‘tis pity to see how miserably it torments and tyrannises over them;
+ it insinuates itself into them under the title of friendship, but after it
+ has once possessed them, the same causes that served for a foundation of
+ good-will serve them for a foundation of mortal hatred. ‘Tis, of all
+ the diseases of the mind, that which the most things serve for aliment and
+ the fewest for remedy: the virtue, health, merit, reputation of the
+ husband are incendiaries of their fury and ill-will:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nullae sunt inimicitiae, nisi amoris, acerbae.”
+
+ [“No enmities are bitter, save that of love.”
+ (Or:) “No hate is implacable except the hatred of love”
+ &mdash;Propertius, ii. 8, 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This fever defaces and corrupts all they have of beautiful and good
+ besides; and there is no action of a jealous woman, let her be how chaste
+ and how good a housewife soever, that does not relish of anger and
+ wrangling; ‘tis a furious agitation, that rebounds them to an
+ extremity quite contrary to its cause. This held good with one Octavius at
+ Rome. Having lain with Pontia Posthumia, he augmented love with fruition,
+ and solicited with all importunity to marry her: unable to persuade her,
+ this excessive affection precipitated him to the effects of the most cruel
+ and mortal hatred: he killed her. In like manner, the ordinary symptoms of
+ this other amorous disease are intestine hatreds, private conspiracies,
+ and cabals:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Notumque furens quid faemina possit,”
+
+ [“And it is known what an angry woman is capable of doing.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, V. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and a rage which so much the more frets itself, as it is compelled to
+ excuse itself by a pretence of good-will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, the duty of chastity is of a vast extent; is it the will that we
+ would have them restrain? This is a very supple and active thing; a thing
+ very nimble, to be stayed. How? if dreams sometimes engage them so far
+ that they cannot deny them: it is not in them, nor, peradventure, in
+ chastity itself, seeing that is a female, to defend itself from lust and
+ desire. If we are only to trust to their will, what a case are we in,
+ then? Do but imagine what crowding there would be amongst men in pursuance
+ of the privilege to run full speed, without tongue or eyes, into every
+ woman’s arms who would accept them. The Scythian women put out the
+ eyes of all their slaves and prisoners of war, that they might have their
+ pleasure of them, and they never the wiser. O, the furious advantage of
+ opportunity! Should any one ask me, what was the first thing to be
+ considered in love matters, I should answer that it was how to take a
+ fitting time; and so the second; and so the third&mdash;‘tis a point
+ that can do everything. I have sometimes wanted fortune, but I have also
+ sometimes been wanting to myself in matters of attempt. God help him, who
+ yet makes light of this! There is greater temerity required in this age of
+ ours, which our young men excuse under the name of heat; but should women
+ examine it more strictly, they would find that it rather proceeds from
+ contempt. I was always superstitiously afraid of giving offence, and have
+ ever had a great respect for her I loved: besides, he who in this traffic
+ takes away the reverence, defaces at the same time the lustre. I would in
+ this affair have a man a little play the child, the timorous, and the
+ servant. If not this, I have in other bashfulness whereof altogether in
+ things some air of the foolish Plutarch makes mention; and the course of
+ my life has been divers ways hurt and blemished with it; a quality very
+ ill suiting my universal form: and, indeed, what are we but sedition and
+ discrepancy? I am as much out of countenance to be denied as I am to deny;
+ and it so much troubles me to be troublesome to others that on occasion
+ when duty compels me to try the good-will of any one in a thing that is
+ doubtful and that will be chargeable to him, I do it very faintly, and
+ very much against my will: but if it be for my own particular (whatever
+ Homer truly says, that modesty is a foolish virtue in an indigent person),
+ I commonly commit it to a third person to blush for me, and deny those who
+ employ me with the same difficulty: so that it has sometimes befallen me
+ to have had a mind to deny, when I had not the power to do it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis folly, then, to attempt to bridle in women a desire that is so
+ powerful in them, and so natural to them. And when I hear them brag of
+ having so maidenly and so temperate a will, I laugh at them: they retire
+ too far back. If it be an old toothless trot, or a young dry consumptive
+ thing, though it be not altogether to be believed, at least they say it
+ with more similitude of truth. But they who still move and breathe, talk
+ at that ridiculous rate to their own prejudice, by reason that
+ inconsiderate excuses are a kind of self-accusation; like a gentleman, a
+ neighbour of mine, suspected to be insufficient:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Languidior tenera cui pendens sicula beta,
+ Numquam se mediam sustulit ad tunicam,”
+
+ [Catullus, lxvii. 2, i.&mdash;The sense is in the context.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ who three or four days after he was married, to justify himself, went
+ about boldly swearing that he had ridden twenty stages the night before:
+ an oath that was afterwards made use of to convict him of his ignorance in
+ that affair, and to divorce him from his wife. Besides, it signifies
+ nothing, for there is neither continency nor virtue where there are no
+ opposing desires. It is true, they may say, but we will not yield; saints
+ themselves speak after that manner. I mean those who boast in good gravity
+ of their coldness and insensibility, and who expect to be believed with a
+ serious countenance; for when ‘tis spoken with an affected look,
+ when their eyes give the lie to their tongue, and when they talk in the
+ cant of their profession, which always goes against the hair, ‘tis
+ good sport. I am a great servant of liberty and plainness; but there is no
+ remedy; if it be not wholly simple or childish, ‘tis silly, and
+ unbecoming ladies in this commerce, and presently runs into impudence.
+ Their disguises and figures only serve to cosen fools; lying is there in
+ its seat of honour; ‘tis a by-way, that by a back-door leads us to
+ truth. If we cannot curb their imagination, what would we have from them.
+ Effects? There are enough of them that evade all foreign communication, by
+ which chastity may be corrupted:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Illud saepe facit, quod sine teste facit;”
+
+ [“He often does that which he does without a witness.”
+ &mdash;Martial, vii. 62, 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and those which we fear the least are, peradventure, most to be feared;
+ their sins that make the least noise are the worst:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Offendor maecha simpliciore minus.”
+
+ [“I am less offended with a more professed strumpet.”
+ &mdash;Idem, vi. 7,6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are ways by which they may lose their virginity without
+ prostitution, and, which is more, without their knowledge:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Obsterix, virginis cujusdam integritatem manu velut explorans, sive
+ malevolentia, sive inscitia, sive casu, dum inspicit, perdidit.”
+
+ [“By malevolence, or unskilfulness, or accident, the midwife,
+ seeking with the hand to test some maiden’s virginity, has sometimes
+ destroyed it.”&mdash;St. Augustine, De Civit. Dei, i. 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Such a one, by seeking her maidenhead, has lost it; another by playing
+ with it has destroyed it. We cannot precisely circumscribe the actions, we
+ interdict them; they must guess at our meaning under general and doubtful
+ terms; the very idea we invent for their chastity is ridiculous: for,
+ amongst the greatest patterns that I have is Fatua, the wife of Faunus:
+ who never, after her marriage, suffered herself to be seen by any man
+ whatever; and the wife of Hiero, who never perceived her husband’s
+ stinking breath, imagining that it was common to all men. They must become
+ insensible and invisible to satisfy us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now let us confess that the knot of this judgment of duty principally lies
+ in the will; there have been husbands who have suffered cuckoldom, not
+ only without reproach or taking offence at their wives, but with singular
+ obligation to them and great commendation of their virtue. Such a woman
+ has been, who prized her honour above her life, and yet has prostituted it
+ to the furious lust of a mortal enemy, to save her husband’s life,
+ and who, in so doing, did that for him she would not have done for
+ herself! This is not the place wherein we are to multiply these examples;
+ they are too high and rich to be set off with so poor a foil as I can give
+ them here; let us reserve them for a nobler place; but for examples of
+ ordinary lustre, do we not every day see women amongst us who surrender
+ themselves for their husbands sole benefit, and by their express order and
+ mediation? and, of old, Phaulius the Argian, who offered his to King
+ Philip out of ambition; as Galba did it out of civility, who, having
+ entertained Maecenas at supper, and observing that his wife and he began
+ to cast glances at one another and to make eyes and signs, let himself
+ sink down upon his cushion, like one in a profound sleep, to give
+ opportunity to their desires: which he handsomely confessed, for thereupon
+ a servant having made bold to lay hands on the plate upon the table, he
+ frankly cried, “What, you rogue? do you not see that I only sleep
+ for Maecenas?” Such there may be, whose manners may be lewd enough,
+ whose will may be more reformed than another, who outwardly carries
+ herself after a more regular manner. As we see some who complain of having
+ vowed chastity before they knew what they did; and I have also known
+ others really, complain of having been given up to debauchery before they
+ were of the years of discretion. The vice of the parents or the impulse of
+ nature, which is a rough counsellor, may be the cause.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the East Indies, though chastity is of singular reputation, yet custom
+ permitted a married woman to prostitute herself to any one who presented
+ her with an elephant, and that with glory, to have been valued at so high
+ a rate. Phaedo the philosopher, a man of birth, after the taking of his
+ country Elis, made it his trade to prostitute the beauty of his youth, so
+ long as it lasted, to any one that would, for money thereby to gain his
+ living: and Solon was the first in Greece, ‘tis said, who by his
+ laws gave liberty to women, at the expense of their chastity, to provide
+ for the necessities of life; a custom that Herodotus says had been
+ received in many governments before his time. And besides, what fruit is
+ there of this painful solicitude? For what justice soever there is in this
+ passion, we are yet to consider whether it turns to account or no: does
+ any one think to curb them, with all his industry?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pone seram; cohibe: sed quis custodiet ipsos
+ Custodes? cauta est, et ab illis incipit uxor.”
+
+ [“Put on a lock; shut them up under a guard; but who shall guard
+ the guard? she knows what she is about, and begins with them.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, vi. 346.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What commodity will not serve their turn, in so knowing an age?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Curiosity is vicious throughout; but ‘tis pernicious here. ‘Tis
+ folly to examine into a disease for which there is no physic that does not
+ inflame and make it worse; of which the shame grows still greater and more
+ public by jealousy, and of which the revenge more wounds our children than
+ it heals us. You wither and die in the search of so obscure a proof. How
+ miserably have they of my time arrived at that knowledge who have been so
+ unhappy as to have found it out? If the informer does not at the same time
+ apply a remedy and bring relief, ‘tis an injurious information, and
+ that better deserves a stab than the lie. We no less laugh at him who
+ takes pains to prevent it, than at him who is a cuckold and knows it not.
+ The character of cuckold is indelible: who once has it carries it to his
+ grave; the punishment proclaims it more than the fault. It is to much
+ purpose to drag out of obscurity and doubt our private misfortunes, thence
+ to expose them on tragic scaffolds; and misfortunes that only hurt us by
+ being known; for we say a good wife or a happy marriage, not that they are
+ really so, but because no one says to the contrary. Men should be so
+ discreet as to evade this tormenting and unprofitable knowledge: and the
+ Romans had a custom, when returning from any expedition, to send home
+ before to acquaint their wives with their coming, that they might not
+ surprise them; and to this purpose it is that a certain nation has
+ introduced a custom, that the priest shall on the wedding-day open the way
+ to the bride, to free the husband from the doubt and curiosity of
+ examining in the first assault, whether she comes a virgin to his bed, or
+ has been at the trade before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the world will be talking. I know, a hundred honest men cuckolds,
+ honestly and not unbeseemingly; a worthy man is pitied, not disesteemed
+ for it. Order it so that your virtue may conquer your misfortune; that
+ good men may curse the occasion, and that he who wrongs you may tremble
+ but to think on’t. And, moreover, who escapes being talked of at the
+ same rate, from the least even to the greatest?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tot qui legionibus imperitivit
+ Et melior quam to multis fuit, improbe, rebus.”
+
+ [“Many who have commanded legions, many a man much better far than
+ you, you rascal.”&mdash;Lucretius, iii. 1039, 1041.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Seest thou how many honest men are reproached with this in thy presence;
+ believe that thou art no more spared elsewhere. But, the very ladies will
+ be laughing too; and what are they so apt to laugh at in this virtuous age
+ of ours as at a peaceable and well-composed marriage? Each amongst you has
+ made somebody cuckold; and nature runs much in parallel, in compensation,
+ and turn for turn. The frequency of this accident ought long since to have
+ made it more easy; ‘tis now passed into custom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miserable passion! which has this also, that it is incommunicable,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fors etiam nostris invidit questibus aures;”
+
+ [“Fortune also refuses ear to our complaints.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxvii.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for to what friend dare you intrust your griefs, who, if he does not laugh
+ at them, will not make use of the occasion to get a share of the quarry?
+ The sharps, as well as the sweets of marriage, are kept secret by the
+ wise; and amongst its other troublesome conditions this to a prating
+ fellow, as I am, is one of the chief, that custom has rendered it indecent
+ and prejudicial to communicate to any one all that a man knows and all
+ that a man feels. To give women the same counsel against jealousy would be
+ so much time lost; their very being is so made up of suspicion, vanity,
+ and curiosity, that to cure them by any legitimate way is not to be hoped.
+ They often recover of this infirmity by a form of health much more to be
+ feared than the disease itself; for as there are enchantments that cannot
+ take away the evil but by throwing it upon another, they also willingly
+ transfer this ever to their husbands, when they shake it off themselves.
+ And yet I know not, to speak truth, whether a man can suffer worse from
+ them than their jealousy; ‘tis the most dangerous of all their
+ conditions, as the head is of all their members. Pittacus used to say,&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ On Contentment, c. II.]&mdash; that every one had his trouble, and that
+ his was the jealous head of his wife; but for which he should think
+ himself perfectly happy. A mighty inconvenience, sure, which could poison
+ the whole life of so just, so wise, and so valiant a man; what must we
+ other little fellows do? The senate of Marseilles had reason to grant him
+ his request who begged leave to kill himself that he might be delivered
+ from the clamour of his wife; for ‘tis a mischief that is never
+ removed but by removing the whole piece; and that has no remedy but flight
+ or patience, though both of them very hard. He was, methinks, an
+ understanding fellow who said, ‘twas a happy marriage betwixt a
+ blind wife and a deaf husband.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us also consider whether the great and violent severity of obligation
+ we enjoin them does not produce two effects contrary to our design namely,
+ whether it does not render the pursuants more eager to attack, and the
+ women more easy to yield. For as to the first, by raising the value of the
+ place, we raise the value and the desire of the conquest. Might it not be
+ Venus herself, who so cunningly enhanced the price of her merchandise, by
+ making the laws her bawds; knowing how insipid a delight it would be that
+ was not heightened by fancy and hardness to achieve? In short, ‘tis
+ all swine’s flesh, varied by sauces, as Flaminius’ host said.
+ Cupid is a roguish god, who makes it his sport to contend with devotion
+ and justice: ‘tis his glory that his power mates all powers, and
+ that all other rules give place to his:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Materiam culpae prosequiturque suae.”
+
+ [“And seeks out a matter (motive) for his crimes.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., iv. I. 34.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As to the second point; should we not be less cuckolds, if we less feared
+ to be so? according to the humour of women whom interdiction incites, and
+ who are more eager, being forbidden:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ubi velis, nolunt; ubi nolis, volunt ultro;
+ Concessa pudet ire via.”
+
+ [“Where thou wilt, they won’t; where thou wilt not, they
+ spontaneously agree; they are ashamed to go in the permitted path.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Eunuchus, act iv., sc. 8, v 43]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What better interpretation can we make of Messalina’s behaviour?
+ She, at first, made her husband a cuckold in private, as is the common
+ use; but, bringing her business about with too much ease, by reason of her
+ husband’s stupidity, she soon scorned that way, and presently fell
+ to making open love, to own her lovers, and to favour and entertain them
+ in the sight of all: she would make him know and see how she used him.
+ This animal, not to be roused with all this, and rendering her pleasures
+ dull and flat by his too stupid facility, by which he seemed to authorise
+ and make them lawful; what does she? Being the wife of a living and
+ healthful emperor, and at Rome, the theatre of the world, in the face of
+ the sun, and with solemn ceremony, and to Silius, who had long before
+ enjoyed her, she publicly marries herself one day that her husband was
+ gone out of the city. Does it not seem as if she was going to become
+ chaste by her husband’s negligence? or that she sought another
+ husband who might sharpen her appetite by his jealousy, and who by
+ watching should incite her? But the first difficulty she met with was also
+ the last: this beast suddenly roused these sleepy, sluggish sort of men
+ are often the most dangerous: I have found by experience that this extreme
+ toleration, when it comes to dissolve, produces the most severe revenge;
+ for taking fire on a sudden, anger and fury being combined in one,
+ discharge their utmost force at the first onset,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Irarumque omnes effundit habenas:”
+
+ [“He let loose his whole fury.”&mdash;AEneid, xii. 499.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he put her to death, and with her a great number of those with whom she
+ had intelligence, and even one of them who could not help it, and whom she
+ had caused to be forced to her bed with scourges.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What Virgil says of Venus and Vulcan, Lucretius had better expressed of a
+ stolen enjoyment betwixt her and Mars:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Belli fera moenera Mavors
+ Armipotens regit, ingremium qui saepe tuum se
+ Rejictt, aeterno devinctus vulnere amoris
+ ............................
+ Pascit amore avidos inhians in te, Dea, visus,
+ Eque tuo pendet resupini spiritus ore
+ Hunc tu, Diva, tuo recubantem corpore sancto
+ Circumfusa super, suaveis ex ore loquelas
+ Funde.”
+
+ [“Mars, the god of wars, who controls the cruel tasks of war, often
+ reclines on thy bosom, and greedily drinks love at both his eyes,
+ vanquished by the eternal wound of love: and his breath, as he
+ reclines, hangs on thy lips; bending thy head over him as he lies
+ upon thy sacred person, pour forth sweet and persuasive words.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, i. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When I consider this rejicit, fiascit, inhians, ynolli, fovet, medullas,
+ labefacta, pendet, percurrit, and that noble circumfusa, mother of the
+ pretty infuses; I disdain those little quibbles and verbal allusions that
+ have since sprung up. Those worthy people stood in need of no subtlety to
+ disguise their meaning; their language is downright, and full of natural
+ and continued vigour; they are all epigram; not only the tail, but the
+ head, body, and feet. There is nothing forced, nothing languishing, but
+ everything keeps the same pace:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Contextus totes virilis est; non sunt circa flosculos occupati.”
+
+ [“The whole contexture is manly; they don’t occupy themselves with
+ little flowers of rhetoric.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 33.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not a soft eloquence, and without offence only; ‘tis
+ nervous and solid, that does not so much please, as it fills and ravishes
+ the greatest minds. When I see these brave forms of expression, so lively,
+ so profound, I do not say that ‘tis well said, but well thought.
+ ‘Tis the sprightliness of the imagination that swells and elevates
+ the words:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pectus est quod disertum Tacit.”
+
+ [“The heart makes the man eloquent.”&mdash;Quintilian, x. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our people call language, judgment, and fine words, full conceptions. This
+ painting is not so much carried on by dexterity of hand as by having the
+ object more vividly imprinted in the soul. Gallus speaks simply because he
+ conceives simply: Horace does not content himself with a superficial
+ expression; that would betray him; he sees farther and more clearly into
+ things; his mind breaks into and rummages all the magazine of words and
+ figures wherewith to express himself, and he must have them more than
+ ordinary, because his conception is so. Plutarch says’ that he sees
+ the Latin tongue by the things: ‘tis here the same: the sense
+ illuminates and produces the words, no more words of air, but of flesh and
+ bone; they signify more than they say. Moreover, those who are not well
+ skilled in a language present some image of this; for in Italy I said
+ whatever I had a mind to in common discourse, but in more serious talk, I
+ durst not have trusted myself with an idiom that I could not wind and turn
+ out of its ordinary pace; I would have a power of introducing something of
+ my own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The handling and utterance of fine wits is that which sets off language;
+ not so much by innovating it, as by putting it to more vigorous and
+ various services, and by straining, bending, and adapting it to them. They
+ do not create words, but they enrich their own, and give them weight and
+ signification by the uses they put them to, and teach them unwonted
+ motions, but withal ingeniously and discreetly. And how little this talent
+ is given to all is manifest by the many French scribblers of this age:
+ they are bold and proud enough not to follow the common road, but want of
+ invention and discretion ruins them; there is nothing seen in their
+ writings but a wretched affectation of a strange new style, with cold and
+ absurd disguises, which, instead of elevating, depress the matter:
+ provided they can but trick themselves out with new words, they care not
+ what they signify; and to bring in a new word by the head and shoulders,
+ they leave the old one, very often more sinewy and significant than the
+ other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is stuff enough in our language, but there is a defect in cutting
+ out: for there is nothing that might not be made out of our terms of
+ hunting and war, which is a fruitful soil to borrow from; and forms of
+ speaking, like herbs, improve and grow stronger by being transplanted. I
+ find it sufficiently abundant, but not sufficiently pliable and vigorous;
+ it commonly quails under a powerful conception; if you would maintain the
+ dignity of your style, you will often perceive it to flag and languish
+ under you, and there Latin steps in to its relief, as Greek does to
+ others. Of some of these words I have just picked out we do not so easily
+ discern the energy, by reason that the frequent use of them has in some
+ sort abased their beauty, and rendered it common; as in our ordinary
+ language there are many excellent phrases and metaphors to be met with, of
+ which the beauty is withered by age, and the colour is sullied by too
+ common handling; but that nothing lessens the relish to an understanding
+ man, nor does it derogate from the glory of those ancient authors who,
+ ‘tis likely, first brought those words into that lustre.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sciences treat of things too refinedly, after an artificial, very
+ different from the common and natural, way. My page makes love, and
+ understands it; but read to him Leo Hebraeus&mdash;[Leo the Jew, Ficinus,
+ Cardinal Bembo, and Mario Equicola all wrote Treatises on Love.]&mdash;
+ and Ficinus, where they speak of love, its thoughts and actions, he
+ understands it not. I do not find in Aristotle most of my ordinary
+ motions; they are there covered and disguised in another robe for the use
+ of the schools. Good speed them! were I of the trade, I would as much
+ naturalise art as they artificialise nature. Let us let Bembo and Equicola
+ alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I write, I can very well spare both the company and the remembrance
+ of books, lest they should interrupt my progress; and also, in truth, the
+ best authors too much humble and discourage me: I am very much of the
+ painter’s mind, who, having represented cocks most wretchedly ill,
+ charged all his boys not to suffer any natural cock to come into his shop;
+ and had rather need to give myself a little lustre, of the invention of
+ Antigenides the musician, who, when he was asked to sing or play, took
+ care beforehand that the auditory should, either before or after, be
+ satiated with some other ill musicians. But I can hardly be without
+ Plutarch; he is so universal and so full, that upon all occasions, and
+ what extravagant subject soever you take in hand, he will still be at your
+ elbow, and hold out to you a liberal and not to be exhausted hand of
+ riches and embellishments. It vexes me that he is so exposed to be the
+ spoil of those who are conversant with him: I can scarce cast an eye upon
+ him but I purloin either a leg or a wing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And also for this design of mine ‘tis convenient for me for me to
+ write at home, in a wild country, where I have nobody to assist or relieve
+ me; where I hardly see a man who understands the Latin of his Paternoster,
+ and of French a little less. I might have made it better elsewhere, but
+ then the work would have been less my own; and its principal end and
+ perfection is to be exactly mine. I readily correct an accidental error,
+ of which I am full, as I run carelessly on; but for my ordinary and
+ constant imperfections, it were a kind of treason to put them out. When
+ another tells me, or that I say to myself, “Thou art too thick of
+ figures: this is a word of rough Gascon: that is a dangerous phrase (I do
+ not reject any of those that are used in the common streets of France;
+ they who would fight custom with grammar are triflers): this is an
+ ignorant discourse: this is a paradoxical discourse: that is going too
+ far: thou makest thyself too merry at times: men will think thou sayest a
+ thing in good earnest which thou only speakest in jest.”&mdash;“Yes,
+ I know, but I correct the faults of inadvertence, not those of custom. Do
+ I not talk at the same rate throughout? Do I not represent myself to the
+ life? ‘Tis enough that I have done what I designed; all the world
+ knows me in my book, and my book in me.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now I have an apish, imitative quality: when I used to write verses (and I
+ never made any but Latin), they evidently discovered the poet I had last
+ read, and some of my first essays have a little exotic taste: I speak
+ something another kind of language at Paris than I do at Montaigne.
+ Whoever I steadfastly look upon easily leaves some impression of his upon
+ me; whatever I consider I usurp, whether a foolish countenance, a
+ disagreeable look, or a ridiculous way of speaking; and vices most of all,
+ because they seize and stick to me, and will not leave hold without
+ shaking. I swear more by imitation than by complexion: a murderous
+ imitation, like that of the apes so terrible both in stature and strength,
+ that Alexander met with in a certain country of the Indies, and which he
+ would have had much ado any other way to have subdued; but they afforded
+ him the means by that inclination of theirs to imitate whatever they saw
+ done; for by that the hunters were taught to put on shoes in their sight,
+ and to tie them fast with many knots, and to muffle up their heads in caps
+ all composed of running nooses, and to seem to anoint their eyes with
+ glue; so did those poor beasts employ their imitation to their own ruin
+ they glued up their own eyes, haltered and bound themselves. The other
+ faculty of playing the mimic, and ingeniously acting the words and
+ gestures of another, purposely to make people merry and to raise their
+ admiration, is no more in me than in a stock. When I swear my own oath,
+ ‘tis only, by God! of all oaths the most direct. They say that
+ Socrates swore by the dog; Zeno had for his oath the same interjection at
+ this time in use amongst the Italians, Cappari! Pythagoras swore By water
+ and air. I am so apt, without thinking of it, to receive these superficial
+ impressions, that if I have Majesty or Highness in my mouth three days
+ together, they come out instead of Excellency and Lordship eight days
+ after; and what I say to-day in sport and fooling I shall say the same
+ to-morrow seriously. Wherefore, in writing, I more unwillingly undertake
+ beaten arguments, lest I should handle them at another’s expense.
+ Every subject is equally fertile to me: a fly will serve the purpose, and
+ ‘tis well if this I have in hand has not been undertaken at the
+ recommendation of as flighty a will. I may begin, with that which pleases
+ me best, for the subjects are all linked to one another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But my soul displeases me, in that it ordinarily produces its deepest and
+ most airy conceits and which please me best, when I least expect or study
+ for them, and which suddenly vanish, having at the instant, nothing to
+ apply them to; on horseback, at table, and in bed: but most on horseback,
+ where I am most given to think. My speaking is a little nicely jealous of
+ silence and attention: if I am talking my best, whoever interrupts me,
+ stops me. In travelling, the necessity of the way will often put a stop to
+ discourse; besides which I, for the most part, travel without company fit
+ for regular discourses, by which means I have all the leisure I would to
+ entertain myself. It falls out as it does in my dreams; whilst dreaming I
+ recommend them to my memory (for I am apt to dream that I dream), but, the
+ next morning, I may represent to myself of what complexion they were,
+ whether gay, or sad, or strange, but what they were, as to the rest, the
+ more I endeavour to retrieve them, the deeper I plunge them in oblivion.
+ So of thoughts that come accidentally into my head, I have no more but a
+ vain image remaining in my memory; only enough to make me torment myself
+ in their quest to no purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, then, laying books aside, and more simply and materially speaking, I
+ find, after all, that Love is nothing else but the thirst of enjoying the
+ object desired, or Venus any other thing than the pleasure of discharging
+ one’s vessels, just as the pleasure nature gives in discharging
+ other parts, that either by immoderation or indiscretion become vicious.
+ According to Socrates, love is the appetite of generation by the mediation
+ of beauty. And when I consider the ridiculous titillation of this
+ pleasure, the absurd, crack-brained, wild motions with which it inspires
+ Zeno and Cratippus, the indiscreet rage, the countenance inflamed with
+ fury and cruelty in the sweetest effects of love, and then that austere
+ air, so grave, severe, ecstatic, in so wanton an action; that our delights
+ and our excrements are promiscuously shuffled together; and that the
+ supreme pleasure brings along with it, as in pain, fainting and
+ complaining; I believe it to be true, as Plato says, that the gods made
+ man for their sport:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quaenam ista jocandi
+ Saevitia!”
+
+ [“With a sportive cruelty” (Or:) “What an unkindness there is in
+ jesting!”&mdash;Claudian in Eutrop. i. 24.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that it was in mockery that nature has ordered the most agitative of
+ actions and the most common, to make us equal, and to put fools and wise
+ men, beasts and us, on a level. Even the most contemplative and prudent
+ man, when I imagine him in this posture, I hold him an impudent fellow to
+ pretend to be prudent and contemplative; they are the peacocks’ feet
+ that abate his pride:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ridentem dicere verum
+ Quid vetat?”
+
+ [“What prevents us from speaking truth with a smile?”
+ &mdash;Horace, Sat., i. I, 24.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They who banish serious imaginations from their sports, do, says one, like
+ him who dares not adore the statue of a saint, if not covered with a veil.
+ We eat and drink, indeed, as beasts do; but these are not actions that
+ obstruct the functions of the soul, in these we maintain our advantage
+ over them; this other action subjects all other thought, and by its
+ imperious authority makes an ass of all Plato’s divinity and
+ philosophy; and yet there is no complaint of it. In everything else a man
+ may keep some decorum, all other operations submit to the rules of
+ decency; this cannot so much as in imagination appear other than vicious
+ or ridiculous: find out, if you can, therein any serious and discreet
+ procedure. Alexander said, that he chiefly knew himself to be mortal by
+ this act and sleeping; sleep suffocates and suppresses the faculties of
+ the soul; the familiarity with women likewise dissipates and exhausts
+ them: doubtless ‘tis a mark, not only of our original corruption,
+ but also of our vanity and deformity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the one side, nature pushes us on to it, having fixed the most noble,
+ useful, and pleasant of all her functions to this desire: and, on the
+ other side, leaves us to accuse and avoid it, as insolent and indecent, to
+ blush at it, and to recommend abstinence. Are we not brutes to call that
+ work brutish which begets us? People of so many differing religions have
+ concurred in several proprieties, as sacrifices, lamps, burning incense,
+ fasts, and offerings; and amongst others, in the condemning this act: all
+ opinions tend that way, besides the widespread custom of circumcision,
+ which may be regarded as a punishment. We have, peradventure, reason to
+ blame ourselves for being guilty of so foolish a production as man, and to
+ call the act, and the parts that are employed in the act, shameful (mine,
+ truly, are now shameful and pitiful). The Essenians, of whom Pliny speaks,
+ kept up their country for several ages without either nurse or
+ baby-clouts, by the arrival of strangers who, following this pretty
+ humour, came continually to them: a whole nation being resolute, rather to
+ hazard a total extermination, than to engage themselves in female
+ embraces, and rather to lose the succession of men, than to beget one.
+ ‘Tis said, that Zeno never had to do with a woman but once in his
+ life, and then out of civility, that he might not seem too obstinately to
+ disdain the sex.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Diogenes Laertius, vii. 13.&mdash;What is there said, however, is that
+ Zeno seldom had commerce with boys, lest he should be deemed a very
+ misogynist.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Every one avoids seeing a man born, every one runs to see him die; to
+ destroy him a spacious field is sought out in the face of the sun, but, to
+ make him, we creep into as dark and private a corner as we can: ‘tis
+ a man’s duty to withdraw himself bashfully from the light to create;
+ but ‘tis glory and the fountain of many virtues to know how to
+ destroy what we have made: the one is injury, the other favour: for
+ Aristotle says that to do any one a kindness, in a certain phrase of his
+ country, is to kill him. The Athenians, to couple the disgrace of these
+ two actions, having to purge the Isle of Delos, and to justify themselves
+ to Apollo, interdicted at once all births and burials in the precincts
+ thereof:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nostri nosmet paenitet.”
+
+ [“We are ashamed of ourselves.”&mdash;Terence, Phoymio, i. 3, 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are some nations that will not be seen to eat. I know a lady, and of
+ the best quality, who has the same opinion, that chewing disfigures the
+ face, and takes away much from the ladies’ grace and beauty; and
+ therefore unwillingly appears at a public table with an appetite; and I
+ know a man also, who cannot endure to see another eat, nor himself to be
+ seen eating, and who is more shy of company when putting in than when
+ putting out. In the Turkish empire, there are a great number of men who,
+ to excel others, never suffer themselves to be seen when they make their
+ repast: who never have any more than one a week; who cut and mangle their
+ faces and limbs; who never speak to any one: fanatic people who think to
+ honour their nature by disnaturing themselves; who value themselves upon
+ their contempt of themselves, and purport to grow better by being worse.
+ What monstrous animal is this, that is a horror to himself, to whom his
+ delights are grievous, and who weds himself to misfortune? There are
+ people who conceal their life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Exilioque domos et dulcia limina mutant,”
+
+ [“And change for exile their homes and pleasant abodes.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., ii. 511.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and withdraw them from the sight of other men; who avoid health and
+ cheerfulness, as dangerous and prejudicial qualities. Not only many sects,
+ but many peoples, curse their birth, and bless their death; and there is a
+ place where the sun is abominated and darkness adored. We are only
+ ingenious in using ourselves ill: ‘tis the real quarry our
+ intellects fly at; and intellect, when misapplied, is a dangerous tool!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “O miseri! quorum gaudia crimen habent!”
+
+ [“O wretched men, whose pleasures are a crime!”
+ &mdash;Pseudo Gallus, i. 180.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Alas, poor man! thou hast enough inconveniences that are inevitable,
+ without increasing them by throe own invention; and art miserable enough
+ by nature, without being so by art; thou hast real and essential
+ deformities enough, without forging those that are imaginary. Dost thou
+ think thou art too much at ease unless half thy ease is uneasy? dost thou
+ find that thou hast not performed all the necessary offices that nature
+ has enjoined thee, and that she is idle in thee, if thou dost not oblige
+ thyself to other and new offices? Thou dost not stick to infringe her
+ universal and undoubted laws; but stickest to thy own special and
+ fantastic rules, and by how much more particular, uncertain, and
+ contradictory they are, by so much thou employest thy whole endeavour in
+ them: the laws of thy parish occupy and bind thee: those of God and the
+ world concern thee not. Run but a little over the examples of this kind;
+ thy life is full of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whilst the verses of these two poets, treat so reservedly and discreetly
+ of wantonness as they do, methinks they discover it much more openly.
+ Ladies cover their necks with network, priests cover several sacred
+ things, and painters shadow their pictures to give them greater lustre:
+ and ‘tis said that the sun and wind strike more violently by
+ reflection than in a direct line. The Egyptian wisely answered him who
+ asked him what he had under his cloak, “It is hid under my cloak,”
+ said he, “that thou mayest not know what it is:” but there are
+ certain other things that people hide only to show them. Hear that one,
+ who speaks plainer,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et nudum pressi corpus ad usque meum:”
+
+ [“And pressed her naked body to mine” (Or:) “My body
+ I applied even to her naked side”&mdash;Ovid, Amor., i. 5, 24.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ methinks that he emasculates me. Let Martial turn up Venus as high as he
+ may, he cannot shew her so naked: he who says all that is to be said gluts
+ and disgusts us. He who is afraid to express himself, draws us on to guess
+ at more than is meant; there is treachery in this sort of modesty, and
+ specially when they half open, as these do, so fair a path to imagination.
+ Both the action and description should relish of theft.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The more respectful, more timorous, more coy, and secret love of the
+ Spaniards and Italians pleases me. I know not who of old wished his throat
+ as long as that of a crane, that he might the longer taste what he
+ swallowed; it had been better wished as to this quick and precipitous
+ pleasure, especially in such natures as mine that have the fault of being
+ too prompt. To stay its flight and delay it with preambles: all things
+ &mdash;a glance, a bow, a word, a sign, stand for favour and recompense
+ betwixt them. Were it not an excellent piece of thrift in him who could
+ dine on the steam of the roast? ‘Tis a passion that mixes with very
+ little solid essence, far more vanity and feverish raving; and we should
+ serve and pay it accordingly. Let us teach the ladies to set a better
+ value and esteem upon themselves, to amuse and fool us: we give the last
+ charge at the first onset; the French impetuosity will still show itself;
+ by spinning out their favours, and exposing them in small parcels, even
+ miserable old age itself will find some little share of reward, according
+ to its worth and merit. He who has no fruition but in fruition, who wins
+ nothing unless he sweeps the stakes, who takes no pleasure in the chase
+ but in the quarry, ought not to introduce himself in our school: the more
+ steps and degrees there are, so much higher and more honourable is the
+ uppermost seat: we should take a pleasure in being conducted to it, as in
+ magnificent palaces, by various porticoes and passages, long and pleasant
+ galleries, and many windings. This disposition of things would turn to our
+ advantage; we should there longer stay and longer love; without hope and
+ without desire we proceed not worth a pin. Our conquest and entire
+ possession is what they ought infinitely to dread: when they wholly
+ surrender themselves up to the mercy of our fidelity and constancy they
+ run a mighty hazard; they are virtues very rare and hard to be found; the
+ ladies are no sooner ours, than we are no more theirs:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Postquam cupidae mentis satiata libido est,
+ Verba nihil metuere, nihil perjuria curant;”
+
+ [“When our desires are once satisfied, we care little
+ for oaths and promises.”&mdash;Catullus, lxiv. 147.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And Thrasonides, a young man of Greece, was so in love with his passion
+ that, having, gained a mistress’s consent, he refused to enjoy her,
+ that he might not by fruition quench and stupefy the unquiet ardour of
+ which he was so proud, and with which he so fed himself. Dearness is a
+ good sauce to meat: do but observe how much the manner of salutation,
+ particular to our nation, has, by its facilities, made kisses, which
+ Socrates says are so powerful and dangerous for the stealing of hearts, of
+ no esteem. It is a displeasing custom and injurious for the ladies, that
+ they must be obliged to lend their lips to every fellow who has three
+ footmen at his heels, however ill-favoured he may be in himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cujus livida naribus caninis
+ Dependet glacies, rigetque barba . . .
+ Centum occurrere malo culilingis:”
+ Martial, vii. 94.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and we ourselves barely gain by it; for as the world is divided, for three
+ beautiful women we must kiss fifty ugly ones; and to a tender stomach,
+ like those of my age, an ill kiss overpays a good one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Italy they passionately court even their common women who sell
+ themselves for money, and justify the doing so by saying, “that
+ there are degrees of fruition, and that by such service they would procure
+ for themselves that which is most entire; the women sell nothing but their
+ bodies; the will is too free and too much of its own to be exposed to
+ sale.” So that these say, ‘tis the will they undertake and
+ they have reason. ‘Tis indeed the will that we are to serve and gain
+ by wooing. I abhor to imagine mine, a body without affection: and this
+ madness is, methinks, cousin-german to that of the boy who would needs
+ pollute the beautiful statue of Venus made by Praxiteles; or that of the
+ furious Egyptian, who violated the dead carcase of a woman he was
+ embalming: which was the occasion of the law then made in Egypt, that the
+ corpses of beautiful young women, of those of good quality, should be kept
+ three days before they should be delivered to those whose office it was to
+ take care for the interment. Periander did more wonderfully, who extended
+ his conjugal affection (more regular and legitimate) to the enjoyment of
+ his wife Melissa after she was dead. Does it not seem a lunatic humour in
+ the Moon, seeing she could no otherwise enjoy her darling Endymion, to
+ lay-him for several months asleep, and to please herself with the fruition
+ of a boy who stirred not but in his sleep? I likewise say that we love a
+ body without a soul or sentiment when we love a body without its consent
+ and desire. All enjoyments are not alike: there are some that are hectic
+ and languishing: a thousand other causes besides good-will may procure us
+ this favour from the ladies; this is not a sufficient testimony of
+ affection: treachery may lurk there, as well as elsewhere: they sometimes
+ go to’t by halves:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tanquam thura merumque parent
+ Absentem marmoreamve putes:”
+
+ [“As if they are preparing frankincense and wine . . . you might
+ think her absent or marble.”&mdash;Martial, xi. 103, 12, and 59, 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I know some who had rather lend that than their coach, and who only impart
+ themselves that way. You are to examine whether your company pleases them
+ upon any other account, or, as some strong-chined groom, for that only; in
+ what degree of favour and esteem you are with them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tibi si datur uni,
+ Quem lapide illa diem candidiore notat.”
+
+ [“Wherefore that is enough, if that day alone is given us which she
+ marks with a whiter stone.”&mdash;Catullus, lxviii. 147.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What if they eat your bread with the sauce of a more pleasing imagination.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Te tenet, absentes alios suspirat amores.”
+
+ [“She has you in her arms; her thoughts are with
+ other absent lovers.”&mdash;Tibullus, i. 6, 35.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What? have we not seen one in these days of ours who made use of this act
+ for the purpose of a most horrid revenge, by that means to kill and
+ poison, as he did, a worthy lady?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such as know Italy will not think it strange if, for this subject, I seek
+ not elsewhere for examples; for that nation may be called the regent of
+ the world in this. They have more generally handsome and fewer ugly women
+ than we; but for rare and excellent beauties we have as many as they. I
+ think the same of their intellects: of those of the common sort, they have
+ evidently far more brutishness is immeasurably rarer there; but in
+ individual characters of the highest form, we are nothing indebted to
+ them. If I should carry on the comparison, I might say, as touching
+ valour, that, on the contrary, it is, to what it is with them, common and
+ natural with us; but sometimes we see them possessed of it to such a
+ degree as surpasses the greatest examples we can produce: The marriages of
+ that country are defective in this; their custom commonly imposes so rude
+ and so slavish a law upon the women, that the most distant acquaintance
+ with a stranger is as capital an offence as the most intimate; so that all
+ approaches being rendered necessarily substantial, and seeing that all
+ comes to one account, they have no hard choice to make; and when they have
+ broken down the fence, we may safely presume they get on fire:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Luxuria ipsis vinculis, sicut fera bestia,
+ irritata, deinde emissa.”
+
+ [“Lust, like a wild beast, being more excited by being bound,
+ breaks from his chains with greater wildness.”&mdash;Livy, xxxiv. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They must give them a little more rein:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vidi ego nuper equum, contra sua frena tenacem,
+ Ore reluctanti fulminis ire modo”:
+
+ [“I saw, the other day, a horse struggling against his bit,
+ rush like a thunderbolt.”&mdash;Ovid, Amor., iii. 4, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the desire of company is allayed by giving it a little liberty. We are
+ pretty much in the same case they are extreme in constraint, we in
+ licence. ‘Tis a good custom we have in France that our sons are
+ received into the best families, there to be entertained and bred up
+ pages, as in a school of nobility; and ‘tis looked upon as a
+ discourtesy and an affront to refuse this to a gentleman. I have taken
+ notice (for, so many families, so many differing forms) that the ladies
+ who have been strictest with their maids have had no better luck than
+ those who allowed them a greater liberty. There should be moderation in
+ these things; one must leave a great deal of their conduct to their own
+ discretion; for, when all comes to all, no discipline can curb them
+ throughout. But it is true withal that she who comes off with flying
+ colours from a school of liberty, brings with her whereon to repose more
+ confidence than she who comes away sound from a severe and strict school.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our fathers dressed up their daughters’ looks in bashfulness and
+ fear (their courage and desires being the same); we ours in confidence and
+ assurance; we understand nothing of the matter; we must leave it to the
+ Sarmatian women, who may not lie with a man till with their own hands they
+ have first killed another in battle. For me, who have no other title left
+ me to these things but by the ears, ‘tis sufficient if, according to
+ the privilege of my age, they retain me for one of their counsel. I advise
+ them then, and us men too, to abstinence; but if the age we live in will
+ not endure it, at least modesty and discretion. For, as in the story of
+ Aristippus, who, speaking to some young men who blushed to see him go into
+ a scandalous house, said “the vice is in not coming out, not in
+ going in,” let her who has no care of her conscience have yet some
+ regard to her reputation; and though she be rotten within, let her carry a
+ fair outside at least.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I commend a gradation and delay in bestowing their favours: Plato ‘declares
+ that, in all sorts of love, facility and promptness are forbidden to the
+ defendant. ‘Tis a sign of eagerness which they ought to disguise
+ with all the art they have, so rashly, wholly, and hand-over-hand to
+ surrender themselves. In carrying themselves orderly and measuredly in the
+ granting their last favours, they much more allure our desires and hide
+ their own. Let them still fly before us, even those who have most mind to
+ be overtaken: they better conquer us by flying, as the Scythians did. To
+ say the truth, according to the law that nature has imposed upon them, it
+ is not properly for them either to will or desire; their part is to
+ suffer, obey, and consent and for this it is that nature has given them a
+ perpetual capacity, which in us is but at times and uncertain; they are
+ always fit for the encounter, that they may be always ready when we are so
+ “Pati natee."-[“Born to suffer."-Seneca, Ep., 95.]&mdash;And
+ whereas she has ordered that our appetites shall be manifest by a
+ prominent demonstration, she would have theirs to be hidden and concealed
+ within, and has furnished them with parts improper for ostentation, and
+ simply defensive. Such proceedings as this that follows must be left to
+ the Amazonian licence: Alexander marching his army through Hyrcania,
+ Thalestris, Queen of the Amazons, came with three hundred light horse of
+ her own-sex, well mounted, and armed, having left the remainder of a very
+ great, army that followed her behind the neighbouring mountains to give
+ him a visit; where she publicly and in plain terms told him that the fame
+ of his valour and victories had brought her thither to see him, and to
+ make him an offer of her forces to assist him in the pursuit of his
+ enterprises; and that, finding him so handsome, young, and vigorous, she,
+ who was also perfect in all those qualities, advised that they might lie
+ together, to the end that from the most valiant woman of the world and the
+ bravest man then living, there might spring some great and wonderful issue
+ for the time to come. Alexander returned her thanks for all the rest; but,
+ to give leisure for the accomplishment of her last demand, he detained her
+ thirteen days in that place, which were spent in royal feasting and
+ jollity, for the welcome of so courageous a princess.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are, almost throughout, unjust judges of their actions, as they are of
+ ours. I confess the truth when it makes against me, as well as when
+ ‘tis on my side. ‘Tis an abominable intemperance that pushes
+ them on so often to change, and that will not let them limit their
+ affection to any one person whatever; as is evident in that goddess to
+ whom are attributed so many changes and so many lovers. But ‘tis
+ true withal that ‘tis contrary to the nature of love if it be, not
+ violent; and contrary to the nature of violence if it be constant. And
+ they who wonder, exclaim, and keep such a clutter to find out the causes
+ of this frailty of theirs, as unnatural and not to be believed, how comes
+ it to pass they do not discern how often they are themselves guilty of the
+ same, without any astonishment or miracle at all? It would, peradventure,
+ be more strange to see the passion fixed; ‘tis not a simply
+ corporeal passion. If there be no end to avarice and ambition, there is
+ doubtless no more in desire; it still lives after satiety; and ‘tis
+ impossible to prescribe either constant satisfaction or end; it ever goes
+ beyond its possession. And by that means inconstancy, peradventure, is in
+ some sort more pardonable in them than in us: they may plead, as well as
+ we, the inclination to variety and novelty common to us both; and
+ secondly, without us, that they buy a cat in a sack: Joanna, queen of
+ Naples, caused her first husband, Andrews, to be hanged at the bars of her
+ window in a halter of gold and silk woven with her own hand, because in
+ matrimonial performances she neither found his parts nor abilities answer
+ the expectation she had conceived from his stature, beauty, youth, and
+ activity, by which she had been caught and deceived. They may say there is
+ more pains required in doing than in suffering; and so they are on their
+ part always at least provided for necessity, whereas on our part it may
+ fall out otherwise. For this reason it was, that Plato wisely made a law
+ that before marriage, to determine of the fitness of persons, the judges
+ should see the young men who pretended to it stripped stark naked, and the
+ women but to the girdle only. When they come to try us they do not,
+ perhaps, find us worthy of their choice:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Experta latus, madidoque simillima loro
+ Inguina, nec lassa stare coacta manu,
+ Deserit imbelles thalamos.”
+
+ [“After using every endeavour to arouse him to action,
+ she quits the barren couch.”&mdash;Martial, vii. 58.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not enough that a man’s will be good; weakness and
+ insufficiency lawfully break a marriage,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et quaerendum aliunde foret nervosius illud,
+ Quod posset zonam solvere virgineam:”
+
+ [“And seeks a more vigorous lover to undo her virgin zone.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxvii. 27.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ why not? and according to her own standard, an amorous intelligence, more
+ licentious and active,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si blando nequeat superesse labori.”
+
+ [“If his strength be unequal to the pleasant task.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., iii. 127.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But is it not great impudence to offer our imperfections and imbecilities,
+ where we desire to please and leave a good opinion and esteem of
+ ourselves? For the little that I am able to do now:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ad unum
+ Mollis opus.”
+
+ [“Fit but for once.”&mdash;Horace, Epod., xii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I would not trouble a woman, that I am to reverence and fear:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fuge suspicari,
+ Cujus undenum trepidavit aetas
+ Claudere lustrum.”
+
+ [“Fear not him whose eleventh lustrum is closed.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 4, 12, limits it to the eighth.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Nature should satisfy herself in having rendered this age miserable,
+ without rendering it ridiculous too. I hate to see it, for one poor inch
+ of pitiful vigour which comes upon it but thrice a week, to strut and set
+ itself out with as much eagerness as if it could do mighty feats; a true
+ flame of flax; and laugh to see it so boil and bubble and then in a moment
+ so congealed and extinguished. This appetite ought to appertain only to
+ the flower of beautiful youth: trust not to its seconding that
+ indefatigable, full, constant, magnanimous ardour you think in you, for it
+ will certainly leave you in a pretty corner; but rather transfer it to
+ some tender, bashful, and ignorant boy, who yet trembles at the rod, and
+ blushes:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Indum sanguineo veluti violaverit ostro
+ Si quis ebur, vel mista rubent ubi lilia multa
+ Alba rosa.”
+
+ [“As Indian ivory streaked with crimson, or white lilies mixed
+ with the damask rose.”&mdash;AEneid, xii. 67.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Who can stay till the morning without dying for shame to behold the
+ disdain of the fair eyes of her who knows so well his fumbling
+ impertinence,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et taciti fecere tamen convicia vultus,”
+
+ [“Though she nothing say, her looks betray her anger.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Amor., i. 7, 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ has never had the satisfaction and the glory of having cudgelled them till
+ they were weary, with the vigorous performance of one heroic night. When I
+ have observed any one to be vexed with me, I have not presently accused
+ her levity, but have been in doubt, if I had not reason rather to complain
+ of nature; she has doubtless used me very uncivilly and unkindly:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si non longa satis, si non bene mentula crassa
+ Nimirum sapiunt, videntque parvam
+ Matronae quoque mentulam illibenter:”
+
+ [The first of these verses is the commencement of an epigram of the
+ Veterum Poetayurra Catalecta, and the two others are from an epigram
+ in the same collection (Ad Matrones). They describe untranslatably
+ Montaigne’s charge against nature, indicated in the previous
+ passage.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and done me a most enormous injury. Every member I have, as much one as
+ another, is equally my own, and no other more properly makes me a man than
+ this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I universally owe my entire picture to the public. The wisdom of my
+ instruction consists in liberty, in truth, in essence: disdaining to
+ introduce those little, feigned, common, and provincial rules into the
+ catalogue of its real duties; all natural, general, and constant, of which
+ civility and ceremony are daughters indeed, but illegitimate. We are sure
+ to have the vices of appearance, when we shall have had those of essence:
+ when we have done with these, we run full drive upon the others, if we
+ find it must be so; for there is danger that we shall fancy new offices,
+ to excuse our negligence towards the natural ones, and to confound them:
+ and to manifest this, is it not seen that in places where faults are
+ crimes, crimes are but faults; that in nations where the laws of decency
+ are most rare and most remiss, the primitive laws of common reason are
+ better observed: the innumerable multitude of so many duties stifling and
+ dissipating our care. The application of ourselves to light and trivial
+ things diverts us from those that are necessary and just. Oh, how these
+ superficial men take an easy and plausible way in comparison of ours!
+ These are shadows wherewith we palliate and pay one another; but we do not
+ pay, but inflame the reckoning towards that great judge, who tucks up our
+ rags and tatters above our shameful parts, and suckles not to view us all
+ over, even to our inmost and most secret ordures: it were a useful decency
+ of our maidenly modesty, could it keep him from this discovery. In fine,
+ whoever could reclaim man from so scrupulous a verbal superstition, would
+ do the world no great disservice. Our life is divided betwixt folly and
+ prudence: whoever will write of it but what is reverend and canonical,
+ will leave above the one-half behind. I do not excuse myself to myself;
+ and if I did, it should rather be for my excuses that I would excuse
+ myself than for any other fault; I excuse myself of certain humours, which
+ I think more strong in number than those that are on my side. In
+ consideration of which, I will further say this (for I desire to please
+ every one, though it will be hard to do):
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Esse unum hominem accommodatum ad tantam morum
+ ac sermonum et voluntatum varietatem,”
+
+ [“For a man to conform to such a variety of manners,
+ discourses, and will.”&mdash;Q. Cicero, De Pet. Consul, c. 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ that they ought not to condemn me for what I make authorities, received
+ and approved by so many ages, to utter: and that there is no reason that
+ for want of rhyme they should refuse me the liberty they allow even to
+ churchmen of our nation and time, and these amongst the most notable, of
+ which here are two of their brisk verses:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rimula, dispeream, ni monogramma tua est.”
+
+ “Un vit d’amy la contente et bien traicte:”
+
+ [St. Gelais, (Euvres Poetiques), p. 99, ed. of Lyons, 1574.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ besides how many others. I love modesty; and ‘tis not out of
+ judgment that I have chosen this scandalous way of speaking; ‘tis
+ nature that has chosen it for me. I commend it not, no more than other
+ forms that are contrary to common use: but I excuse it, and by
+ circumstances both general and particular, alleviate its accusation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to proceed. Whence, too, can proceed that usurpation of sovereign
+ authority you take upon you over the women, who favour you at their own
+ expense,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si furtiva dedit mira munuscula nocte,”
+
+ [“If, in the stealthy night, she has made strange gifts.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxviii. 145.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ so that you presently assume the interest, coldness, and authority of a
+ husband? ‘Tis a free contract why do you not then keep to it, as you
+ would have them do? there is no prescription upon voluntary things.
+ ‘Tis against the form, but it is true withal, that I in my time have
+ conducted this bargain as much as the nature of it would permit, as
+ conscientiously and with as much colour of justice, as any other contract;
+ and that I never pretended other affection than what I really had, and
+ have truly acquainted them with its birth, vigour, and declination, its
+ fits and intermissions: a man does not always hold on at the same rate. I
+ have been so sparing of my promises, that I think I have been better than
+ my word. They have found me faithful even to service of their inconstancy,
+ a confessed and sometimes multiplied inconstancy. I never broke with them,
+ whilst I had any hold at all, and what occasion soever they have given me,
+ never broke with them to hatred or contempt; for such privacies, though
+ obtained upon never so scandalous terms, do yet oblige to some good will:
+ I have sometimes, upon their tricks and evasions, discovered a little
+ indiscreet anger and impatience; for I am naturally subject to rash
+ emotions, which, though light and short, often spoil my market. At any
+ time they have consulted my judgment, I never stuck to give them sharp and
+ paternal counsels, and to pinch them to the quick. If I have left them any
+ cause to complain of me, ‘tis rather to have found in me, in
+ comparison of the modern use, a love foolishly conscientious than anything
+ else. I have kept my, word in things wherein I might easily have been
+ dispensed; they sometimes surrendered themselves with reputation, and upon
+ articles that they were willing enough should be broken by the conqueror:
+ I have, more than once, made pleasure in its greatest effort strike to the
+ interest of their honour; and where reason importuned me, have armed them
+ against myself; so that they ordered themselves more decorously and
+ securely by my rules, when they frankly referred themselves to them, than
+ they would have done by their own. I have ever, as much as I could, wholly
+ taken upon myself alone the hazard of our assignations, to acquit them;
+ and have always contrived our meetings after the hardest and most unusual
+ manner, as less suspected, and, moreover, in my opinion, more accessible.
+ They are chiefly more open, where they think they are most securely shut;
+ things least feared are least interdicted and observed; one may more
+ boldly dare what nobody thinks you dare, which by its difficulty becomes
+ easy. Never had any man his approaches more impertinently generative; this
+ way of loving is more according to discipline but how ridiculous it is to
+ our people, and how ineffectual, who better knows than I? yet I shall not
+ repent me of it; I have nothing there more to lose:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Me tabula sacer
+ Votiva paries, indicat uvida
+ Suspendisse potenti
+ Vestimenta maris deo:”
+
+ [“The holy wall, by my votive table, shows that I have hanged up my
+ wet clothes in honour of the powerful god of the sea.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., i. 5, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis now time to speak out. But as I might, per adventure, say to
+ another, “Thou talkest idly, my friend; the love of thy time has
+ little commerce with faith and integrity;”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haec si tu postules
+ Ratione certa facere, nihilo plus agas,
+ Quam si des operam, ut cum ratione insanias:”
+
+ [“If you seek to make these things certain by reason, you will do no
+ more than if you should seek to be mad in your senses.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Eun., act i., sc. i, v. 16.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ on the contrary, also, if it were for me to begin again, certainly it
+ should be by the same method and the same progress, how fruitless soever
+ it might be to me; folly and insufficiency are commendable in an
+ incommendable action: the farther I go from their humour in this, I
+ approach so much nearer to my own. As to the rest, in this traffic, I did
+ not suffer myself to be totally carried away; I pleased myself in it, but
+ did not forget myself. I retained the little sense and discretion that
+ nature has given me, entire for their service and my own: a little
+ emotion, but no dotage. My conscience, also, was engaged in it, even to
+ debauch and licentiousness; but, as to ingratitude, treachery, malice, and
+ cruelty, never. I would not purchase the pleasure of this vice at any
+ price, but content myself with its proper and simple cost:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nullum intra se vitium est.”
+
+ [“Nothing is a vice in itself.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 95.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I almost equally hate a stupid and slothful laziness, as I do a toilsome
+ and painful employment; this pinches, the other lays me asleep. I like
+ wounds as well as bruises, and cuts as well as dry blows. I found in this
+ commerce, when I was the most able for it, a just moderation betwixt these
+ extremes. Love is a sprightly, lively, and gay agitation; I was neither
+ troubled nor afflicted with it, but heated, and moreover, disordered; a
+ man must stop there; it hurts nobody but fools. A young man asked the
+ philosopher Panetius if it were becoming a wise man to be in love? “Let
+ the wise man look to that,” answered he, “but let not thou and
+ I, who are not so, engage ourselves in so stirring and violent an affair,
+ that enslaves us to others, and renders us contemptible to ourselves.”
+ He said true that we are not to intrust a thing so precipitous in itself
+ to a soul that has not wherewithal to withstand its assaults and disprove
+ practically the saying of Agesilaus, that prudence and love cannot live
+ together. ‘Tis a vain employment, ‘tis true, unbecoming,
+ shameful, and illegitimate; but carried on after this manner, I look upon
+ it as wholesome, and proper to enliven a drowsy soul and to rouse up a
+ heavy body; and, as an experienced physician, I would prescribe it to a
+ man of my form and condition, as soon as any other recipe whatever, to
+ rouse and keep him in vigour till well advanced in years, and to defer the
+ approaches of age. Whilst we are but in the suburbs, and that the pulse
+ yet beats:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum nova canities, dum prima et recta senectus,
+ Dum superest lachesi quod torqueat, et pedibus me
+ Porto meis, nullo dextram subeunte bacillo,”
+
+ [“Whilst the white hair is new, whilst old age is still straight
+ shouldered, whilst there still remains something for Lachesis to
+ spin, whilst I walk on my own legs, and need no staff to lean upon.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, iii. 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ we have need to be solicited and tickled by some such nipping incitation
+ as this. Do but observe what youth, vigour, and gaiety it inspired the
+ good Anacreon withal: and Socrates, who was then older than I, speaking of
+ an amorous object:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “Leaning,” said he, “my shoulder to her shoulder, and my
+ head to hers, as we were reading together in a book, I felt, without
+ dissembling, a sudden sting in my shoulder like the biting of an insect,
+ which I still felt above five days after, and a continual itching crept
+ into my heart.” So that merely the accidental touch, and of a
+ shoulder, heated and altered a soul cooled and enerved by age, and the
+ strictest liver of all mankind. And, pray, why not? Socrates was a man,
+ and would neither be, nor seem, any other thing. Philosophy does not
+ contend against natural pleasures, provided they be moderate, and only
+ preaches moderation, not a total abstinence; the power of its resistance
+ is employed against those that are adulterate and strange. Philosophy says
+ that the appetites of the body ought not to be augmented by the mind, and
+ ingeniously warns us not to stir up hunger by saturity; not to stuff,
+ instead of merely filling, the belly; to avoid all enjoyments that may
+ bring us to want; and all meats and drinks that bring thirst and hunger:
+ as, in the service of love, she prescribes us to take such an object as
+ may simply satisfy the body’s need, and does not stir the soul,
+ which ought only barely to follow and assist the body, without mixing in
+ the affair. But have I not reason to hold that these precepts, which,
+ indeed, in my opinion, are somewhat over strict, only concern a body in
+ its best plight; and that in a body broken with age, as in a weak stomach,
+ ‘tis excusable to warm and support it by art, and by the mediation
+ of the fancy to restore the appetite and cheerfulness it has lost of
+ itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ May we not say that there is nothing in us, during this earthly prison,
+ that is purely either corporeal or spiritual; and that we injuriously
+ break up a man alive; and that it seems but reasonable that we should
+ carry ourselves as favourably, at least, towards the use of pleasure as we
+ do towards that of pain! Pain was (for example) vehement even to
+ perfection in the souls of the saints by penitence: the body had there
+ naturally a sham by the right of union, and yet might have but little part
+ in the cause; and yet are they not contented that it should barely follow
+ and assist the afflicted soul: they have afflicted itself with grievous
+ and special torments, to the end that by emulation of one another the soul
+ and body might plunge man into misery by so much more salutiferous as it
+ is more severe. In like manner, is it not injustice, in bodily pleasures,
+ to subdue and keep under the soul, and say that it must therein be dragged
+ along as to some enforced and servile obligation and necessity? ‘Tis
+ rather her part to hatch and cherish them, there to present herself, and
+ to invite them, the authority of ruling belonging to her; as it is also
+ her part, in my opinion, in pleasures that are proper to her, to inspire
+ and infuse into the body all the sentiment it is capable of, and to study
+ how to make them sweet and useful to it. For it is good reason, as they
+ say, that the body should not pursue its appetites to the prejudice of the
+ mind; but why is it not also the reason that the mind should not pursue
+ hers to the prejudice of the body?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have no other passion to keep me in breath. What avarice, ambition,
+ quarrels, lawsuits do for others who, like me, have no particular
+ vocation, love would much more commodiously do; it would restore to me
+ vigilance, sobriety, grace, and the care of my person; it would reassure
+ my countenance, so that the grimaces of old age, those deformed and dismal
+ looks, might not come to disgrace it; would again put me upon sound and
+ wise studies, by which I might render myself more loved and esteemed,
+ clearing my mind of the despair of itself and of its use, and
+ redintegrating it to itself; would divert me from a thousand troublesome
+ thoughts, a thousand melancholic humours that idleness and the ill posture
+ of our health loads us withal at such an age; would warm again, in dreams
+ at least, the blood that nature is abandoning; would hold up the chin, and
+ a little stretch out the nerves, the vigour and gaiety of life of that
+ poor man who is going full drive towards his ruin. But I very well
+ understand that it is a commodity hard to recover: by weakness and long
+ experience our taste is become more delicate and nice; we ask most when we
+ bring least, and are harder to choose when we least deserve to be
+ accepted: and knowing ourselves for what we are, we are less confident and
+ more distrustful; nothing can assure us of being beloved, considering our
+ condition and theirs. I am out of countenance to see myself in company
+ with those young wanton creatures:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cujus in indomito constantior inguine nervus,
+ Quam nova collibus arbor inhaeret.”
+
+ [“In whose unbridled reins the vigour is more inherent than in the
+ young tree on the hills.”&mdash;Horace, Epod., xii. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To what end should we go insinuate our misery amid their gay and sprightly
+ humour?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Possint ut juvenes visere fervidi.
+ Multo non sine risu,
+ Dilapsam in cineres facem.”
+
+ [“As the fervid youths may behold, not without laughter, a burning
+ torch worn to ashes.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iv. 13, 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They have strength and reason on their side; let us give way; we have
+ nothing to do there: and these blossoms of springing beauty suffer not
+ themselves to be handled by such benumbed hands nor dealt with by mere
+ material means, for, as the old philosopher answered one who jeered him
+ because he could not gain the favour of a young girl he made love to:
+ “Friend, the hook will not stick in such soft cheese.” It is a
+ commerce that requires relation and correspondence: the other pleasures we
+ receive may be acknowledged by recompenses of another nature, but this is
+ not to be paid but with the same kind of coin. In earnest, in this sport,
+ the pleasure I give more tickles my imagination than that they give me;
+ now, he has nothing of generosity in him who can receive pleasure where he
+ confers none&mdash;it must needs be a mean soul that will owe all, and can
+ be content to maintain relations with persons to whom he is a continual
+ charge; there is no beauty, grace, nor privacy so exquisite that a
+ gentleman ought to desire at this rate. If they can only be kind to us out
+ of pity, I had much rather die than live upon charity. I would have right
+ to ask, in the style wherein I heard them beg in Italy: “Fate ben
+ per voi,”&mdash;[“Do good for yourself.”]&mdash;or after
+ the manner that Cyrus exhorted his soldiers, “Who loves himself let
+ him follow me.”&mdash;“Consort yourself,” some one will
+ say to me, “with women of your own condition, whom like fortune will
+ render more easy to your desire.” O ridiculous and insipid
+ composition!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nolo
+ Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.”
+
+ [“I would not pluck the beard from a dead lion.”&mdash;Martial]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Xenophon lays it for an objection and an accusation against Menon, that he
+ never made love to any but old women. For my part, I take more pleasure in
+ but seeing the just and sweet mixture of two young beauties, or only in
+ meditating on it in my fancy, than myself in acting second in a pitiful
+ and imperfect conjunction;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Which Cotton renders, “Than to be myself an actor in the second
+ with a deformed creature.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I leave that fantastic appetite to the Emperor Galba, who was only for old
+ curried flesh: and to this poor wretch:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “O ego Di faciant talem to cernere possim,
+ Caraque mutatis oscula ferre comis,
+ Amplectique meis corpus non pingue lacertis!”
+
+ [Ovid, who (Ex. Ponto, i. 4, 49) writes to his wife, “O would the
+ gods arrange that such I might see thee, and bring dear kisses to
+ thy changed locks, and embrace thy withered body with my arms”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Amongst chief deformities I reckon forced and artificial beauties: Hemon,
+ a young boy of Chios, thinking by fine dressing to acquire the beauty that
+ nature had denied him, came to the philosopher Arcesilaus and asked him if
+ it was possible for a wise man to be in love&mdash;“Yes,”
+ replied he, “provided it be not with a farded and adulterated beauty
+ like thine.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Diogenes Laertius, iv. 36. The question was whether a wise man
+ could love him. Cotton has “Emonez, a young courtezan of Chios.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Ugliness of a confessed antiquity is to me less old and less ugly than
+ another that is polished and plastered up. Shall I speak it, without the
+ danger of having my throat cut? love, in my opinion, is not properly and
+ naturally in its season, but in the age next to childhood,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quem si puellarum insereres choro,
+ Mille sagaces falleret hospites,
+ Discrimen obscurum, solutis
+ Crinibus ambiguoque vultu:”
+
+ [“Whom if thou shouldst place in a company of girls, it would
+ require a thousand experts to distinguish him, with his loose locks
+ and ambiguous countenance.”&mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 5, 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ nor beauty neither; for whereas Homer extends it so far as to the budding
+ of the beard, Plato himself has remarked this as rare: and the reason why
+ the sophist Bion so pleasantly called the first appearing hairs of
+ adolescence ‘Aristogitons’ and ‘Harmodiuses’&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ On Love, c.34.]&mdash; is sufficiently known. I find it in virility
+ already in some sort a little out of date, though not so much as in old
+ age;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Importunus enim transvolat aridas
+ Quercus.”
+
+ [“For it uncivilly passes over withered oaks.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iv. 13, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and Marguerite, Queen of Navarre, like a woman, very far extends the
+ advantage of women, ordaining that it is time, at thirty years old, to
+ convert the title of fair into that of good. The shorter authority we give
+ to love over our lives, ‘tis so much the better for us. Do but
+ observe his port; ‘tis a beardless boy. Who knows not how, in his
+ school they proceed contrary to all order; study, exercise, and usage are
+ their ways for insufficiency there novices rule:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Amor ordinem nescit.”
+
+ [“Love ignores rules.” (Or:) “Love knows no rule.”
+ &mdash;St. Jerome, Letter to Chyomatius.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Doubtless his conduct is much more graceful when mixed with inadvertency
+ and trouble; miscarriages and ill successes give him point and grace;
+ provided it be sharp and eager, ‘tis no great matter whether it be
+ prudent or no: do but observe how he goes reeling, tripping, and playing:
+ you put him in the stocks when you guide him by art and wisdom; and he is
+ restrained of his divine liberty when put into those hairy and callous
+ clutches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, I often hear the women set out this intelligence as
+ entirely spiritual, and disdain to put the interest the senses there have
+ into consideration; everything there serves; but I can say that I have
+ often seen that we have excused the weakness of their understandings in
+ favour of their outward beauty, but have never yet seen that in favour of
+ mind, how mature and full soever, any of them would hold out a hand to a
+ body that was never so little in decadence. Why does not some one of them
+ take it into her head to make that noble Socratical bargain between body
+ and soul, purchasing a philosophical and spiritual intelligence and
+ generation at the price of her thighs, which is the highest price she can
+ get for them? Plato ordains in his Laws that he who has performed any
+ signal and advantageous exploit in war may not be refused during the whole
+ expedition, his age or ugliness notwithstanding, a kiss or any other
+ amorous favour from any woman whatever. What he thinks to be so just in
+ recommendation of military valour, why may it not be the same in
+ recommendation of any other good quality? and why does not some woman take
+ a fancy to possess over her companions the glory of this chaste love? I
+ may well say chaste;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam si quando ad praelia ventum est,
+ Ut quondam in stipulis magnus sine viribus ignis,
+ Incassum furit:”
+
+ [“For when they sometimes engage in love’s battle,
+ his sterile ardour lights up but as the flame of a straw.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., iii. 98.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the vices that are stifled in the thought are not the worst.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To conclude this notable commentary, which has escaped from me in a
+ torrent of babble, a torrent sometimes impetuous and hurtful,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut missum sponsi furtivo munere malum
+ Procurrit casto virginis a gremio,
+ Quod miserae oblitae molli sub veste locatuat,
+ Dum adventu matris prosilit, excutitur,
+ Atque illud prono praeceps agitur decursu
+ Huic manat tristi conscius ore rubor.”
+
+ [“As when an apple, sent by a lover secretly to his mistress, falls
+ from the chaste virgin’s bosom, where she had quite forgotten it;
+ when, starting at her mother’s coming in, it is shaken out and rolls
+ over the floor before her eyes, a conscious blush covers her face.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxv. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I say that males and females are cast in the same mould, and that,
+ education and usage excepted, the difference is not great. Plato
+ indifferently invites both the one and the other to the society of all
+ studies, exercises, and vocations, both military and civil, in his
+ Commonwealth; and the philosopher Antisthenes rejected all distinction
+ betwixt their virtue and ours. It is much more easy to accuse one sex than
+ to excuse the other; ‘tis according to the saying,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Le fourgon se moque de la paele.”
+ [“The Pot and the Kettle.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VI&mdash;&mdash;OF COACHES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It is very easy to verify, that great authors, when they write of causes,
+ not only make use of those they think to be the true causes, but also of
+ those they believe not to be so, provided they have in them some beauty
+ and invention: they speak true and usefully enough, if it be ingeniously.
+ We cannot make ourselves sure of the supreme cause, and therefore crowd a
+ great many together, to see if it may not accidentally be amongst them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Namque unam dicere causam
+ Non satis est, verum plures, unde una tamen sit.”
+
+ [Lucretius, vi. 704.&mdash;The sense is in the preceding passage.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Do you ask me, whence comes the custom of blessing those who sneeze? We
+ break wind three several ways; that which sallies from below is too
+ filthy; that which breaks out from the mouth carries with it some reproach
+ of gluttony; the third is sneezing, which, because it proceeds from the
+ head and is without offence, we give it this civil reception: do not laugh
+ at this distinction; they say ‘tis Aristotle’s.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think I have seen in Plutarch’ (who of all the authors I know, is
+ he who has best mixed art with nature, and judgment with knowledge), his
+ giving as a reason for the, rising of the stomach in those who are at sea,
+ that it is occasioned by fear; having first found out some reason by which
+ he proves that fear may produce such an effect. I, who am very subject to
+ it, know well that this cause concerns not me; and I know it, not by
+ argument, but by necessary experience. Without instancing what has been
+ told me, that the same thing often happens in beasts, especially hogs, who
+ are out of all apprehension of danger; and what an acquaintance of mine
+ told me of himself, that though very subject to it, the disposition to
+ vomit has three or four times gone off him, being very afraid in a violent
+ storm, as it happened to that ancient:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pejus vexabar, quam ut periculum mihi succurreret;”
+
+ [“I was too ill to think of danger.” (Or the reverse:)
+ “I was too frightened to be ill.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 53. 2]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was never afraid upon the water, nor indeed in any other peril (and I
+ have had enough before my eyes that would have sufficed, if death be one),
+ so as to be astounded to lose my judgment. Fear springs sometimes as much
+ from want of judgment as from want of courage. All the dangers I have been
+ in I have looked upon without winking, with an open, sound, and entire
+ sight; and, indeed, a man must have courage to fear. It formerly served me
+ better than other help, so to order and regulate my retreat, that it was,
+ if not without fear, nevertheless without affright and astonishment; it
+ was agitated, indeed, but not amazed or stupefied. Great souls go yet much
+ farther, and present to us flights, not only steady and temperate, but
+ moreover lofty. Let us make a relation of that which Alcibiades reports of
+ Socrates, his fellow in arms: “I found him,” says he, “after
+ the rout of our army, him and Lachez, last among those who fled, and
+ considered him at my leisure and in security, for I was mounted on a good
+ horse, and he on foot, as he had fought. I took notice, in the first
+ place, how much judgment and resolution he showed, in comparison of
+ Lachez, and then the bravery of his march, nothing different from his
+ ordinary gait; his sight firm and regular, considering and judging what
+ passed about him, looking one while upon those, and then upon others,
+ friends and enemies, after such a manner as encouraged those, and
+ signified to the others that he would sell his life dear to any one who
+ should attempt to take it from him, and so they came off; for people are
+ not willing to attack such kind of men, but pursue those they see are in a
+ fright.” That is the testimony of this great captain, which teaches
+ us, what we every day experience, that nothing so much throws us into
+ dangers as an inconsiderate eagerness of getting ourselves clear of them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo timoris minus est, eo minus ferme periculi est.”
+
+ [“When there is least fear, there is for the most part least
+ danger.”&mdash;Livy, xxii. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our people are to blame who say that such an one is afraid of death, when
+ they would express that he thinks of it and foresees it: foresight is
+ equally convenient in what concerns us, whether good or ill. To consider
+ and judge of danger is, in some sort, the reverse to being astounded. I do
+ not find myself strong enough to sustain the force and impetuosity of this
+ passion of fear, nor of any other vehement passion whatever: if I was once
+ conquered and beaten down by it, I should never rise again very sound.
+ Whoever should once make my soul lose her footing, would never set her
+ upright again: she retastes and researches herself too profoundly, and too
+ much to the quick, and therefore would never let the wound she had
+ received heal and cicatrise. It has been well for me that no sickness has
+ yet discomposed her: at every charge made upon me, I preserve my utmost
+ opposition and defence; by which means the first that should rout me would
+ keep me from ever rallying again. I have no after-game to play: on which
+ side soever the inundation breaks my banks, I lie open, and am drowned
+ without remedy. Epicurus says, that a wise man can never become a fool; I
+ have an opinion reverse to this sentence, which is, that he who has once
+ been a very fool, will never after be very wise. God grants me cold
+ according to my cloth, and passions proportionable to the means I have to
+ withstand them: nature having laid me open on the one side, has covered me
+ on the other; having disarmed me of strength, she has armed me with
+ insensibility and an apprehension that is regular, or, if you will, dull.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot now long endure (and when I was young could much less) either
+ coach, litter, or boat, and hate all other riding but on horseback, both
+ in town and country. But I can bear a litter worse than a coach; and, by
+ the same reason, a rough agitation upon the water, whence fear is
+ produced, better than the motions of a calm. At the little jerks of oars,
+ stealing the vessel from under us, I find, I know not how, both my head
+ and my stomach disordered; neither-can I endure to sit upon a tottering
+ chair. When the sail or the current carries us equally, or that we are
+ towed, the equal agitation does not disturb me at all; ‘tis an
+ interrupted motion that offends me, and most of all when most slow: I
+ cannot otherwise express it. The physicians have ordered me to squeeze and
+ gird myself about the bottom of the belly with a napkin to remedy this
+ evil; which however I have not tried, being accustomed to wrestle with my
+ own defects, and overcome them myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Would my memory serve me, I should not think my time ill spent in setting
+ down here the infinite variety that history presents us of the use of
+ chariots in the service of war: various, according to the nations and
+ according to the age; in my opinion, of great necessity and effect; so
+ that it is a wonder that we have lost all knowledge of them. I will only
+ say this, that very lately, in our fathers’ time, the Hungarians
+ made very advantageous use of them against the Turks; having in every one
+ of them a targetter and a musketeer, and a number of harquebuses piled
+ ready and loaded, and all covered with a pavesade like a galliot&mdash;[Canvas
+ spread along the side of a ship of war, in action to screen the movements
+ of those on board.]&mdash;They formed the front of their battle with three
+ thousand such coaches, and after the cannon had played, made them all pour
+ in their shot upon the enemy, who had to swallow that volley before they
+ tasted of the rest, which was no little advance; and that done, these
+ chariots charged into their squadrons to break them and open a way for the
+ rest; besides the use they might make of them to flank the soldiers in a
+ place of danger when marching to the field, or to cover a post, and
+ fortify it in haste. In my time, a gentleman on one of our frontiers,
+ unwieldy of body, and finding no horse able to carry his weight, having a
+ quarrel, rode through the country in a chariot of this fashion, and found
+ great convenience in it. But let us leave these chariots of war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As if their effeminacy&mdash;[Which Cotton translates: “as if the
+ insignificancy of coaches.” ]&mdash;had not been sufficiently known
+ by better proofs, the last kings of our first race travelled in a chariot
+ drawn by four oxen. Marc Antony was the first at Rome who caused himself
+ to be drawn in a coach by lions, and a singing wench with him.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Cytheris, the Roman courtezan.&mdash;Plutarch’s Life of Antony, c. 3.
+ This, was the same person who is introduced by Gallus under the name
+ of Lycoris. Gallus doubtless knew her personally.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Heliogabalus did since as much, calling himself Cybele, the mother of the
+ gods; and also drawn by tigers, taking upon him the person of the god
+ Bacchus; he also sometimes harnessed two stags to his coach, another time
+ four dogs, and another four naked wenches, causing himself to be drawn by
+ them in pomp, stark naked too. The Emperor Firmus caused his chariot to be
+ drawn by ostriches of a prodigious size, so that it seemed rather to fly
+ than roll.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The strangeness of these inventions puts this other fancy in my head: that
+ it is a kind of pusillanimity in monarchs, and a testimony that they do
+ not sufficiently understand themselves what they are, when they study to
+ make themselves honoured and to appear great by excessive expense: it were
+ indeed excusable in a foreign country, but amongst their own subjects,
+ where they are in sovereign command, and may do what they please, it
+ derogates from their dignity the most supreme degree of honour to which
+ they can arrive: just as, methinks, it is superfluous in a private
+ gentleman to go finely dressed at home; his house, his attendants, and his
+ kitchen sufficiently answer for him. The advice that Isocrates gives his
+ king seems to be grounded upon reason: that he should be splendid in plate
+ and furniture; forasmuch as it is an expense of duration that devolves on
+ his successors; and that he should avoid all magnificences that will in a
+ short time be forgotten. I loved to go fine when I was a younger brother,
+ for want of other ornament; and it became me well: there are some upon
+ whom their rich clothes weep: We have strange stories of the frugality of
+ our kings about their own persons and in their gifts: kings who were great
+ in reputation, valour, and fortune. Demosthenes vehemently opposes the law
+ of his city that assigned the public money for the pomp of their public
+ plays and festivals: he would that their greatness should be seen in
+ numbers of ships well equipped, and good armies well provided for; and
+ there is good reason to condemn Theophrastus, who, in his Book on Riches,
+ establishes a contrary opinion, and maintains that sort of expense to be
+ the true fruit of abundance. They are delights, says Aristotle, that a
+ only please the baser sort of the people, and that vanish from the memory
+ as soon as the people are sated with them, and for which no serious and
+ judicious man can have any esteem. This money would, in my opinion, be
+ much more royally, as more profitably, justly, and durably, laid out in
+ ports, havens, walls, and fortifications; in sumptuous buildings,
+ churches, hospitals, colleges, the reforming of streets and highways:
+ wherein Pope Gregory XIII. will leave a laudable memory to future times:
+ and wherein our Queen Catherine would to long posterity manifest her
+ natural liberality and munificence, did her means supply her affection.
+ Fortune has done me a great despite in interrupting the noble structure of
+ the Pont-Neuf of our great city, and depriving me of the hope of seeing it
+ finished before I die.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Moreover, it seems to subjects, who are spectators of these triumphs, that
+ their own riches are exposed before them, and that they are entertained at
+ their own expense: for the people are apt to presume of kings, as we do of
+ our servants, that they are to take care to provide us all things
+ necessary in abundance, but not touch it themselves; and therefore the
+ Emperor Galba, being pleased with a musician who played to him at supper,
+ called for his money-box, and gave him a handful of crowns that he took
+ out of it, with these words: “This is not the public money, but my
+ own.” Yet it so falls out that the people, for the most part, have
+ reason on their side, and that the princes feed their eyes with what they
+ have need of to fill their bellies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Liberality itself is not in its true lustre in a sovereign hand: private
+ men have therein the most right; for, to take it exactly, a king has
+ nothing properly his own; he owes himself to others: authority is not
+ given in favour of the magistrate, but of the people; a superior is never
+ made so for his own profit, but for the profit of the inferior, and a
+ physician for the sick person, and not for himself: all magistracy, as
+ well as all art, has its end out of itself wherefore the tutors of young
+ princes, who make it their business to imprint in them this virtue of
+ liberality, and preach to them to deny nothing and to think nothing so
+ well spent as what they give (a doctrine that I have known in great credit
+ in my time), either have more particular regard to their own profit than
+ to that of their master, or ill understand to whom they speak. It is too
+ easy a thing to inculcate liberality on him who has as much as he will to
+ practise it with at the expense of others; and, the estimate not being
+ proportioned to the measure of the gift but to the measure of the means of
+ him who gives it, it comes to nothing in so mighty hands; they find
+ themselves prodigal before they can be reputed liberal. And it is but a
+ little recommendation, in comparison with other royal virtues: and the
+ only one, as the tyrant Dionysius said, that suits well with tyranny
+ itself. I should rather teach him this verse of the ancient labourer:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“That whoever will have a good crop must sow with his hand, and not
+ pour out of the sack.”&mdash;Plutarch, Apothegms, Whether the Ancients
+ were more excellent in Arms than in Learning.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he must scatter it abroad, and not lay it on a heap in one place: and
+ that, seeing he is to give, or, to say better, to pay and restore to so
+ many people according as they have deserved, he ought to be a loyal and
+ discreet disposer. If the liberality of a prince be without measure or
+ discretion, I had rather he were covetous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Royal virtue seems most to consist in justice; and of all the parts of
+ justice that best denotes a king which accompanies liberality, for this
+ they have particularly reserved to be performed by themselves, whereas all
+ other sorts of justice they remit to the administration of others. An
+ immoderate bounty is a very weak means to acquire for them good will; it
+ checks more people than it allures:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo in plures usus sis, minus in multos uti possis....
+ Quid autem est stultius, quam, quod libenter facias,
+ curare ut id diutius facere non possis;”
+
+ [“By how much more you use it to many, by so much less will you be
+ in a capacity to use it to many more. And what greater folly can
+ there be than to order it so that what you would willingly do, you
+ cannot do longer.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., ii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and if it be conferred without due respect of merit, it puts him out of
+ countenance who receives it, and is received ungraciously. Tyrants have
+ been sacrificed to the hatred of the people by the hands of those very men
+ they have unjustly advanced; such kind of men as buffoons, panders,
+ fiddlers, and such ragamuffins, thinking to assure to themselves the
+ possession of benefits unduly received, if they manifest to have him in
+ hatred and disdain of whom they hold them, and in this associate
+ themselves to the common judgment and opinion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The subjects of a prince excessive in gifts grow excessive in asking, and
+ regulate their demands, not by reason, but by example. We have, seriously,
+ very often reason to blush at our own impudence: we are over-paid,
+ according to justice, when the recompense equals our service; for do we
+ owe nothing of natural obligation to our princes? If he bear our charges,
+ he does too much; ‘tis enough that he contribute to them: the
+ overplus is called benefit, which cannot be exacted: for the very name
+ Liberality sounds of Liberty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In our fashion it is never done; we never reckon what we have received; we
+ are only for the future liberality; wherefore, the more a prince exhausts
+ himself in giving, the poorer he grows in friends. How should he satisfy
+ immoderate desires, that still increase as they are fulfilled? He who has
+ his thoughts upon taking, never thinks of what he has taken; covetousness
+ has nothing so properly and so much its own as ingratitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The example of Cyrus will not do amiss in this place, to serve the kings
+ of these times for a touchstone to know whether their gifts are well or
+ ill bestowed, and to see how much better that emperor conferred them than
+ they do, by which means they are reduced to borrow of unknown subjects,
+ and rather of them whom they have wronged than of them on whom they have
+ conferred their benefits, and so receive aids wherein there is nothing of
+ gratuitous but the name. Croesus reproached him with his bounty, and cast
+ up to how much his treasure would amount if he had been a little
+ closer-handed. He had a mind to justify his liberality, and therefore sent
+ despatches into all parts to the grandees of his dominions whom he had
+ particularly advanced, entreating every one of them to supply him with as
+ much money as they could, for a pressing occasion, and to send him
+ particulars of what each could advance. When all these answers were
+ brought to him, every one of his friends, not thinking it enough barely to
+ offer him so much as he had received from his bounty, and adding to it a
+ great deal of his own, it appeared that the sum amounted to a great deal
+ more than Croesus’ reckoning. Whereupon Cyrus: “I am not,”
+ said he, “less in love with riches than other princes, but rather a
+ better husband; you see with how small a venture I have acquired the
+ inestimable treasure of so many friends, and how much more faithful
+ treasurers they are to me than mercenary men without obligation, without
+ affection; and my money better laid up than in chests, bringing upon me
+ the hatred, envy, and contempt of other princes.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The emperors excused the superfluity of their plays and public spectacles
+ by reason that their authority in some sort (at least in outward
+ appearance) depended upon the will of the people of Rome, who, time out of
+ mind, had been accustomed to be entertained and caressed with such shows
+ and excesses. But they were private citizens, who had nourished this
+ custom to gratify their fellow-citizens and companions (and chiefly out of
+ their own purses) by such profusion and magnificence it had quite another
+ taste when the masters came to imitate it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pecuniarum translatio a justis dominis ad alienos
+ non debet liberalis videri.”
+
+ [“The transferring of money from the right owners to strangers
+ ought not to have the title of liberality.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic., i. 14.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Philip, seeing that his son went about by presents to gain the affection
+ of the Macedonians, reprimanded him in a letter after this manner: “What!
+ hast thou a mind that thy subjects shall look upon thee as their
+ cash-keeper and not as their king? Wilt thou tamper with them to win their
+ affections? Do it, then, by the benefits of thy virtue, and not by those
+ of thy chest.” And yet it was, doubtless, a fine thing to bring and
+ plant within the amphitheatre a great number of vast trees, with all their
+ branches in their full verdure, representing a great shady forest,
+ disposed in excellent order; and, the first day, to throw into it a
+ thousand ostriches and a thousand stags, a thousand boars, and a thousand
+ fallow-deer, to be killed and disposed of by the people: the next day, to
+ cause a hundred great lions, a hundred leopards, and three hundred bears
+ to be killed in his presence; and for the third day, to make three hundred
+ pair of gladiators fight it out to the last, as the Emperor Probus did. It
+ was also very fine to see those vast amphitheatres, all faced with marble
+ without, curiously wrought with figures and statues, and within glittering
+ with rare enrichments:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Baltheus en! gemmis, en illita porticus auro:”
+
+ [“A belt glittering with jewels, and a portico overlaid with gold.”
+ &mdash;Calpurnius, Eclog., vii. 47. A baltheus was a shoulder-belt or
+ baldric.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ all the sides of this vast space filled and environed, from the bottom to
+ the top, with three or four score rows of seats, all of marble also, and
+ covered with cushions:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Exeat, inquit,
+ Si pudor est, et de pulvino surgat equestri,
+ Cujus res legi non sufficit;”
+
+ [“Let him go out, he said, if he has any sense of shame, and rise
+ from the equestrian cushion, whose estate does not satisfy the law.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, iii. 153. The Equites were required to possess a fortune
+ of 400 sestertia, and they sat on the first fourteen rows behind the
+ orchestra.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ where a hundred thousand men might sit at their ease: and, the place
+ below, where the games were played, to make it, by art, first open and
+ cleave in chasms, representing caves that vomited out the beasts designed
+ for the spectacle; and then, secondly, to be overflowed by a deep sea,
+ full of sea monsters, and laden with ships of war, to represent a naval
+ battle; and, thirdly, to make it dry and even again for the combat of the
+ gladiators; and, for the fourth scene, to have it strown with vermilion
+ grain and storax,&mdash;[A resinous gum.]&mdash;instead of sand, there to
+ make a solemn feast for all that infinite number of people: the last act
+ of one only day:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quoties nos descendentis arenae
+ Vidimus in partes, ruptaque voragine terrae
+ Emersisse feras, et eisdem saepe latebris
+ Aurea cum croceo creverunt arbuta libro!....
+ Nec solum nobis silvestria cernere monstra
+ Contigit; aequoreos ego cum certantibus ursis
+ Spectavi vitulos, et equorum nomine dignum,
+ Sen deforme pecus, quod in illo nascitur amni....”
+
+ [“How often have we seen the stage of the theatre descend and part
+ asunder, and from a chasm in the earth wild beasts emerge, and then
+ presently give birth to a grove of gilded trees, that put forth
+ blossoms of enamelled flowers. Nor yet of sylvan marvels alone had
+ we sight: I saw sea-calves fight with bears, and a deformed sort of
+ cattle, we might call sea-horses.”&mdash;Calpurnius, Eclog., vii. 64.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Sometimes they made a high mountain advance itself, covered with
+ fruit-trees and other leafy trees, sending down rivulets of water from the
+ top, as from the mouth of a fountain: otherwhiles, a great ship was seen
+ to come rolling in, which opened and divided of itself, and after having
+ disgorged from the hold four or five hundred beasts for fight, closed
+ again, and vanished without help. At other times, from the floor of this
+ place, they made spouts of perfumed water dart their streams upward, and
+ so high as to sprinkle all that infinite multitude. To defend themselves
+ from the injuries of the weather, they had that vast place one while
+ covered over with purple curtains of needlework, and by-and-by with silk
+ of one or another colour, which they drew off or on in a moment, as they
+ had a mind:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quamvis non modico caleant spectacula sole,
+ Vela reducuntur, cum venit Hermogenes.”
+
+ [“The curtains, though the sun should scorch the spectators, are
+ drawn in, when Hermogenes appears."-Martial, xii. 29, 15. M.
+ Tigellius Hermogenes, whom Horace and others have satirised. One
+ editor calls him “a noted thief,” another: “He was a literary
+ amateur of no ability, who expressed his critical opinions with too
+ great a freedom to please the poets of his day.” D.W.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The network also that was set before the people to defend them from the
+ violence of these turned-out beasts was woven of gold:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Auro quoque torts refulgent
+ Retia.”
+
+ [“The woven nets are refulgent with gold.”
+ &mdash;Calpurnius, ubi supra.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If there be anything excusable in such excesses as these, it is where the
+ novelty and invention create more wonder than the expense; even in these
+ vanities we discover how fertile those ages were in other kind of wits
+ than these of ours. It is with this sort of fertility, as with all other
+ products of nature: not that she there and then employed her utmost force:
+ we do not go; we rather run up and down, and whirl this way and that; we
+ turn back the way we came. I am afraid our knowledge is weak in all
+ senses; we neither see far forward nor far backward; our understanding
+ comprehends little, and lives but a little while; ‘tis short both in
+ extent of time and extent of matter:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vixere fortes ante Agamemnona
+ Mufti, sed omnes illacrymabiles
+ Urgentur, ignotique longs
+ Nocte.”
+
+ [ Many brave men lived before Agamemnon, but all are pressed by the
+ long night unmourned and unknown.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iv. 9, 25.]
+
+ “Et supra bellum Thebanum et funera Trojae
+ Non alias alii quoque res cecinere poetae?”
+
+ [“Why before the Theban war and the destruction of Troy, have not
+ other poets sung other events?”&mdash;Lucretius, v. 327. Montaigne here
+ diverts himself m giving Lucretius’ words a construction directly
+ contrary to what they bear in the poem. Lucretius puts the
+ question, Why if the earth had existed from all eternity, there had
+ not been poets, before the Theban war, to sing men’s exploits.
+ &mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And the narrative of Solon, of what he had learned from the Egyptian
+ priests, touching the long life of their state, and their manner of
+ learning and preserving foreign histories, is not, methinks, a testimony
+ to be refused in this consideration:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si interminatam in omnes partes magnitudinem regionum videremus et
+ temporum, in quam se injiciens animus et intendens, ita late
+ longeque peregrinatur, ut nullam oram ultimi videat, in qua possit
+ insistere: in haec immensitate . . . infinita vis innumerabilium
+ appareret fomorum.”
+
+ [“Could we see on all parts the unlimited magnitude of regions and
+ of times, upon which the mind being intent, could wander so far and
+ wide, that no limit is to be seen, in which it can bound its eye, we
+ should, in that infinite immensity, discover an infinite force of
+ innumerable atoms.” Here also Montaigne puts a sense quite
+ different from what the words bear in the original; but the
+ application he makes of them is so happy that one would declare they
+ were actually put together only to express his own sentiments. “Et
+ temporum” is an addition by Montaigne.&mdash;Coste.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Though all that has arrived, by report, of our knowledge of times past
+ should be true, and known by some one person, it would be less than
+ nothing in comparison of what is unknown. And of this same image of the
+ world, which glides away whilst we live upon it, how wretched and limited
+ is the knowledge of the most curious; not only of particular events, which
+ fortune often renders exemplary and of great concern, but of the state of
+ great governments and nations, a hundred more escape us than ever come to
+ our knowledge. We make a mighty business of the invention of artillery and
+ printing, which other men at the other end of the world, in China, had a
+ thousand years ago. Did we but see as much of the world as we do not see,
+ we should perceive, we may well believe, a perpetual multiplication and
+ vicissitude of forms. There is nothing single and rare in respect of
+ nature, but in respect of our knowledge, which is a wretched foundation
+ whereon to ground our rules, and that represents to us a very false image
+ of things. As we nowadays vainly conclude the declension and decrepitude
+ of the world, by the arguments we extract from our own weakness and decay:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jamque adeo est affecta aetas effoet aque tellus;”
+
+ [“Our age is feeble, and the earth less fertile.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, ii. 1151.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ so did he vainly conclude as to its birth and youth, by the vigour he
+ observed in the wits of his time, abounding in novelties and the invention
+ of divers arts:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Verum, ut opinor, habet novitatem summa, recensque
+ Natura est mundi, neque pridem exordia coepit
+ Quare etiam quaedam nunc artes expoliuntur,
+ Nunc etiam augescunt; nunc addita navigiis sunt
+ Multa.”
+
+ [“But, as I am of opinion, the whole of the world is of recent
+ origin, nor had its commencement in remote times; wherefore it is
+ that some arts are still being refined, and some just on the
+ increase; at present many additions are being made to shipping.”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, v. 331.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Our world has lately discovered another (and who will assure us that it is
+ the last of its brothers, since the Daemons, the Sybils, and we ourselves
+ have been ignorant of this till now?), as large, well-peopled, and
+ fruitful as this whereon we live and yet so raw and childish, that we are
+ still teaching it it’s a B C: ‘tis not above fifty years since
+ it knew neither letters, weights, measures, vestments, corn, nor vines: it
+ was then quite naked in the mother’s lap, and only lived upon what
+ she gave it. If we rightly conclude of our end, and this poet of the
+ youthfulness of that age of his, that other world will only enter into the
+ light when this of ours shall make its exit; the universe will fall into
+ paralysis; one member will be useless, the other in vigour. I am very much
+ afraid that we have greatly precipitated its declension and ruin by our
+ contagion; and that we have sold it opinions and our arts at a very dear
+ rate. It was an infant world, and yet we have not whipped and subjected it
+ to our discipline by the advantage of our natural worth and force, neither
+ have we won it by our justice and goodness, nor subdued it by our
+ magnanimity. Most of their answers, and the negotiations we have had with
+ them, witness that they were nothing behind us in pertinency and clearness
+ of natural understanding. The astonishing magnificence of the cities of
+ Cusco and Mexico, and, amongst many other things, the garden of the king,
+ where all the trees, fruits, and plants, according to the order and
+ stature they have in a garden, were excellently formed in gold; as, in his
+ cabinet, were all the animals bred upon his territory and in its seas; and
+ the beauty of their manufactures, in jewels, feathers, cotton, and
+ painting, gave ample proof that they were as little inferior to us in
+ industry. But as to what concerns devotion, observance of the laws,
+ goodness, liberality, loyalty, and plain dealing, it was of use to us that
+ we had not so much as they; for they have lost, sold, and betrayed
+ themselves by this advantage over us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to boldness and courage, stability, constancy against pain, hunger, and
+ death, I should not fear to oppose the examples I find amongst them to the
+ most famous examples of elder times that we find in our records on this
+ side of the world. Far as to those who subdued them, take but away the
+ tricks and artifices they practised to gull them, and the just
+ astonishment it was to those nations to see so sudden and unexpected an
+ arrival of men with beards, differing in language, religion, shape, and
+ countenance, from so remote a part of the world, and where they had never
+ heard there was any habitation, mounted upon great unknown monsters,
+ against those who had not only never seen a horse, but had never seen any
+ other beast trained up to carry a man or any other loading; shelled in a
+ hard and shining skin, with a cutting and glittering weapon in his hand,
+ against them, who, out of wonder at the brightness of a looking glass or a
+ knife, would exchange great treasures of gold and pearl; and who had
+ neither knowledge, nor matter with which, at leisure, they could penetrate
+ our steel: to which may be added the lightning and thunder of our cannon
+ and harquebuses, enough to frighten Caesar himself, if surprised, with so
+ little experience, against people naked, except where the invention of a
+ little quilted cotton was in use, without other arms, at the most, than
+ bows, stones, staves, and bucklers of wood; people surprised under colour
+ of friendship and good faith, by the curiosity of seeing strange and
+ unknown things; take but away, I say, this disparity from the conquerors,
+ and you take away all the occasion of so many victories. When I look upon
+ that in vincible ardour wherewith so many thousands of men, women, and
+ children so often presented and threw themselves into inevitable dangers
+ for the defence of their gods and liberties; that generous obstinacy to
+ suffer all extremities and difficulties, and death itself, rather than
+ submit to the dominion of those by whom they had been so shamefully
+ abused; and some of them choosing to die of hunger and fasting, being
+ prisoners, rather than to accept of nourishment from the hands of their so
+ basely victorious enemies: I see, that whoever would have attacked them
+ upon equal terms of arms, experience, and number, would have had a hard,
+ and, peradventure, a harder game to play than in any other war we have
+ seen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Why did not so noble a conquest fall under Alexander, or the ancient
+ Greeks and Romans; and so great a revolution and mutation of so many
+ empires and nations, fall into hands that would have gently levelled,
+ rooted up, and made plain and smooth whatever was rough and savage amongst
+ them, and that would have cherished and propagated the good seeds that
+ nature had there produced; mixing not only with the culture of land and
+ the ornament of cities, the arts of this part of the world, in what was
+ necessary, but also the Greek and Roman virtues, with those that were
+ original of the country? What a reparation had it been to them, and what a
+ general good to the whole world, had our first examples and deportments in
+ those parts allured those people to the admiration and imitation of
+ virtue, and had begotten betwixt them and us a fraternal society and
+ intelligence? How easy had it been to have made advantage of souls so
+ innocent, and so eager to learn, leaving, for the most part, naturally so
+ good inclinations before? Whereas, on the contrary, we have taken
+ advantage of their ignorance and inexperience, with greater ease to
+ incline them to treachery, luxury, avarice, and towards all sorts of
+ inhumanity and cruelty, by the pattern and example of our manners. Who
+ ever enhanced the price of merchandise at such a rate? So many cities
+ levelled with the ground, so many nations exterminated, so many millions
+ of people fallen by the edge of the sword, and the richest and most
+ beautiful part of the world turned upside down, for the traffic of pearl
+ and pepper? Mechanic victories! Never did ambition, never did public
+ animosities, engage men against one another in such miserable hostilities,
+ in such miserable calamities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Certain Spaniards, coasting the sea in quest of their mines, landed in a
+ fruitful and pleasant and very well peopled country, and there made to the
+ inhabitants their accustomed professions: “that they were peaceable
+ men, who were come from a very remote country, and sent on the behalf of
+ the King of Castile, the greatest prince of the habitable world, to whom
+ the Pope, God’s vicegerent upon earth, had given the principality of
+ all the Indies; that if they would become tributaries to him, they should
+ be very gently and courteously used”; at the same time requiring of
+ them victuals for their nourishment, and gold whereof to make some
+ pretended medicine; setting forth, moreover, the belief in one only God,
+ and the truth of our religion, which they advised them to embrace,
+ whereunto they also added some threats. To which they received this
+ answer: “That as to their being peaceable, they did not seem to be
+ such, if they were so. As to their king, since he was fain to beg, he must
+ be necessitous and poor; and he who had made him this gift, must be a man
+ who loved dissension, to give that to another which was none of his own,
+ to bring it into dispute against the ancient possessors. As to victuals,
+ they would supply them; that of gold they had little; it being a thing
+ they had in very small esteem, as of no use to the service of life,
+ whereas their only care was to pass it over happily and pleasantly: but
+ that what they could find excepting what was employed in the service of
+ their gods, they might freely take. As to one only God, the proposition
+ had pleased them well; but that they would not change their religion, both
+ because they had so long and happily lived in it, and that they were not
+ wont to take advice of any but their friends, and those they knew: as to
+ their menaces, it was a sign of want of judgment to threaten those whose
+ nature and power were to them unknown; that, therefore, they were to make
+ haste to quit their coast, for they were not used to take the civilities
+ and professions of armed men and strangers in good part; otherwise they
+ should do by them as they had done by those others,” showing them
+ the heads of several executed men round the walls of their city. A fair
+ example of the babble of these children. But so it is, that the Spaniards
+ did not, either in this or in several other places, where they did not
+ find the merchandise they sought, make any stay or attempt, whatever other
+ conveniences were there to be had; witness my CANNIBALS. &mdash;[Chapter
+ XXX. of Book I.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the two most puissant monarchs of that world, and, peradventure, of
+ this, kings of so many kings, and the last they turned out, he of Peru,
+ having been taken in a battle, and put to so excessive a ransom as exceeds
+ all belief, and it being faithfully paid, and he having, by his
+ conversation, given manifest signs of a frank, liberal, and constant
+ spirit, and of a clear and settled understanding, the conquerors had a
+ mind, after having exacted one million three hundred and twenty-five
+ thousand and five hundred weight of gold, besides silver, and other things
+ which amounted to no less (so that their horses were shod with massy
+ gold), still to see, at the price of what disloyalty and injustice
+ whatever, what the remainder of the treasures of this king might be, and
+ to possess themselves of that also. To this end a false accusation was
+ preferred against him, and false witnesses brought to prove that he went
+ about to raise an insurrection in his provinces, to procure his own
+ liberty; whereupon, by the virtuous sentence of those very men who had by
+ this treachery conspired his ruin, he was condemned to be publicly hanged
+ and strangled, after having made him buy off the torment of being burnt
+ alive, by the baptism they gave him immediately before execution; a horrid
+ and unheard of barbarity, which, nevertheless, he underwent without giving
+ way either in word or look, with a truly grave and royal behaviour. After
+ which, to calm and appease the people, aroused and astounded at so strange
+ a thing, they counterfeited great sorrow for his death, and appointed most
+ sumptuous funerals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other king of Mexico,&mdash;[Guatimosin]&mdash;having for a long time
+ defended his beleaguered city, and having in this siege manifested the
+ utmost of what suffering and perseverance can do, if ever prince and
+ people did, and his misfortune having delivered him alive into his enemies’
+ hands, upon articles of being treated like a king, neither did he in his
+ captivity discover anything unworthy of that title. His enemies, after
+ their victory, not finding so much gold as they expected, when they had
+ searched and rifled with their utmost diligence, they went about to
+ procure discoveries by the most cruel torments they could invent upon the
+ prisoners they had taken: but having profited nothing by these, their
+ courage being greater than their torments, they arrived at last to such a
+ degree of fury, as, contrary to their faith and the law of nations, to
+ condemn the king himself, and one of the principal noblemen of his court,
+ to the rack, in the presence of one another. This lord, finding himself
+ overcome with pain, being environed with burning coals, pitifully turned
+ his dying eyes towards his master, as it were to ask him pardon that he
+ was able to endure no more; whereupon the king, darting at him a fierce
+ and severe look, as reproaching his cowardice and pusillanimity, with a
+ harsh and constant voice said to him thus only: “And what dost thou
+ think I suffer? am I in a bath? am I more at ease than thou?”
+ Whereupon the other immediately quailed under the torment and died upon
+ the spot. The king, half roasted, was carried thence; not so much out of
+ pity (for what compassion ever touched so barbarous souls, who, upon the
+ doubtful information of some vessel of gold to be made a prey of, caused
+ not only a man, but a king, so great in fortune and desert, to be broiled
+ before their eyes), but because his constancy rendered their cruelty still
+ more shameful. They afterwards hanged him for having nobly attempted to
+ deliver himself by arms from so long a captivity and subjection, and he
+ died with a courage becoming so magnanimous a prince.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another time, they burnt in the same fire four hundred and sixty men alive
+ at once, the four hundred of the common people, the sixty the principal
+ lords of a province, simply prisoners of war. We have these narratives
+ from themselves for they not only own it, but boast of it and publish it.
+ Could it be for a testimony of their justice or their zeal to religion?
+ Doubtless these are ways too differing and contrary to so holy an end. Had
+ they proposed to themselves to extend our faith, they would have
+ considered that it does not amplify in the possession of territories, but
+ in the gaining of men; and would have more than satisfied themselves with
+ the slaughters occasioned by the necessity of war, without indifferently
+ mixing a massacre, as upon wild beasts, as universal as fire and sword
+ could make it; having only, by intention, saved so many as they meant to
+ make miserable slaves of, for the work and service of their mines; so that
+ many of the captains were put to death upon the place of conquest, by
+ order of the kings of Castile, justly offended with the horror of their
+ deportment, and almost all of them hated and disesteemed. God
+ meritoriously permitted that all this great plunder should be swallowed up
+ by the sea in transportation, or in the civil wars wherewith they devoured
+ one another; and most of the men themselves were buried in a foreign land
+ without any fruit of their victory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That the revenue from these countries, though in the hands of so
+ parsimonious and so prudent a prince,&mdash;[Phillip II.]&mdash;so little
+ answers the expectation given of it to his predecessors, and to that
+ original abundance of riches which was found at the first landing in those
+ new discovered countries (for though a great deal be fetched thence, yet
+ we see ‘tis nothing in comparison of that which might be expected),
+ is that the use of coin was there utterly unknown, and that consequently
+ their gold was found all hoarded together, being of no other use but for
+ ornament and show, as a furniture reserved from father to son by many
+ puissant kings, who were ever draining their mines to make this vast heap
+ of vessels and statues for the decoration of their palaces and temples;
+ whereas our gold is always in motion and traffic; we cut it into a
+ thousand small pieces, and cast it into a thousand forms, and scatter and
+ disperse it in a thousand ways. But suppose our kings should thus hoard up
+ all the gold they could get in several ages and let it lie idle by them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those of the kingdom of Mexico were in some sort more civilised and more
+ advanced in arts than the other nations about them. Therefore did they
+ judge, as we do, that the world was near its period, and looked upon the
+ desolation we brought amongst them as a certain sign of it. They believed
+ that the existence of the world was divided into five ages, and in the
+ life of five successive suns, of which four had already ended their time,
+ and that this which gave them light was the fifth. The first perished,
+ with all other creatures, by an universal inundation of water; the second
+ by the heavens falling upon us and suffocating every living thing to which
+ age they assigned the giants, and showed bones to the Spaniards, according
+ to the proportion of which the stature of men amounted to twenty feet; the
+ third by fire, which burned and consumed all; the fourth by an emotion of
+ the air and wind, which came with such violence as to beat down even many
+ mountains, wherein the men died not, but were turned into baboons. What
+ impressions will not the weakness of human belief admit? After the death
+ of this fourth sun, the world was twenty-five years in perpetual darkness:
+ in the fifteenth of which a man and a woman were created, who restored the
+ human race: ten years after, upon a certain day, the sun appeared newly
+ created, and since the account of their year takes beginning from that
+ day: the third day after its creation the ancient gods died, and the new
+ ones were since born daily. After what manner they think this last sun
+ shall perish, my author knows not; but their number of this fourth change
+ agrees with the great conjunction of stars which eight hundred and odd
+ years ago, as astrologers suppose, produced great alterations and
+ novelties in the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to pomp and magnificence, upon the account of which I engaged in this
+ discourse, neither Greece, Rome, nor Egypt, whether for utility,
+ difficulty, or state, can compare any of their works with the highway to
+ be seen in Peru, made by the kings of the country, from the city of Quito
+ to that of Cusco (three hundred leagues), straight, even, five-and-twenty
+ paces wide, paved, and provided on both sides with high and beautiful
+ walls; and close by them, and all along on the inside, two perennial
+ streams, bordered with beautiful plants, which they call moly. In this
+ work, where they met with rocks and mountains, they cut them through, and
+ made them even, and filled up pits and valleys with lime and stone to make
+ them level. At the end of every day’s journey are beautiful palaces,
+ furnished with provisions, vestments, and arms, as well for travellers as
+ for the armies that are to pass that way. In the estimate of this work I
+ have reckoned the difficulty which is especially considerable in that
+ place; they did not build with any stones less than ten feet square, and
+ had no other conveniency of carriage but by drawing their load themselves
+ by force of arm, and knew not so much as the art of scaffolding, nor any
+ other way of standing to their work, but by throwing up earth against the
+ building as it rose higher, taking it away again when they had done.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us here return to our coaches. Instead of these, and of all other
+ sorts of carriages, they caused themselves to be carried upon men’s
+ shoulders. This last king of Peru, the day that he was taken, was thus
+ carried betwixt two upon staves of gold, and set in a chair of gold in the
+ middle of his army. As many of these sedan-men as were killed to make him
+ fall (for they would take him alive), so many others (and they contended
+ for it) took the place of those who were slain, so that they could never
+ beat him down, what slaughter soever they made of these people, till a
+ horseman, seizing upon him, brought him to the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VII&mdash;&mdash;OF THE INCONVENIENCE OF GREATNESS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Since we cannot attain unto it, let us revenge our selves by railing at
+ it; and yet it is not absolutely railing against anything to proclaim its
+ defects, because they are in all things to be found, how beautiful or how
+ much to be coveted soever. Greatness has, in general, this manifest
+ advantage, that it can lower itself when it pleases, and has, very near,
+ the choice of both the one and the other condition; for a man does not
+ fall from all heights; there are several from which one may descend
+ without falling down. It does, indeed, appear to me that we value it at
+ too high a rate, and also overvalue the resolution of those whom we have
+ either seen or heard have contemned it, or displaced themselves of their
+ own accord: its essence is not so evidently commodious that a man may not,
+ with out a miracle, refuse it. I find it a very hard thing to undergo
+ misfortunes, but to be content with a moderate measure of fortune, and to
+ avoid greatness, I think a very easy matter. ‘Tis, methinks, a
+ virtue to which I, who am no conjuror, could without any great endeavour
+ arrive. What, then, is to be expected from them that would yet put into
+ consideration the glory attending this refusal, wherein there may lurk
+ worse ambition than even in the desire itself, and fruition of greatness?
+ Forasmuch as ambition never comports itself better, according to itself,
+ than when it proceeds by obscure and unfrequented ways.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I incite my courage to patience, but I rein it as much as I can towards
+ desire. I have as much to wish for as another, and allow my wishes as much
+ liberty and indiscretion; but yet it never befell me to wish for either
+ empire or royalty, or the eminency of those high and commanding fortunes:
+ I do not aim that way; I love myself too well. When I think to grow
+ greater, ‘tis but very moderately, and by a compelled and timorous
+ advancement, such as is proper for me in resolution, in prudence, in
+ health, in beauty, and even in riches too; but this supreme reputation,
+ this mighty authority, oppress my imagination; and, quite contrary to that
+ other,&mdash;[Julius Caesar.]&mdash;I should, peradventure, rather choose
+ to be the second or third in Perigord than the first at Paris at least,
+ without lying, rather the third at Paris than the first. I would neither
+ dispute with a porter, a miserable unknown, nor make crowds open in
+ adoration as I pass. I am trained up to a moderate condition, as well by
+ my choice as fortune; and have made it appear, in the whole conduct of my
+ life and enterprises, that I have rather avoided than otherwise the
+ climbing above the degree of fortune wherein God has placed me by my
+ birth; all natural constitution is equally just and easy. My soul is such
+ a poltroon, that I measure not good fortune by the height, but by the
+ facility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if my heart be not great enough, ‘tis open enough to make
+ amends, at any one’s request, freely to lay open its weakness.
+ Should any one put me upon comparing the life of L. Thorius Balbus, a
+ brave man, handsome, learned, healthful, understanding, and abounding in
+ all sorts of conveniences and pleasures, leading a quiet life, and all his
+ own, his mind well prepared against death, superstition, pain, and other
+ incumbrances of human necessity, dying, at last, in battle, with his sword
+ in his hand, for the defence of his country, on the one part; and on the
+ other part, the life of M. Regulus, so great and high as is known to every
+ one, and his end admirable; the one without name and without dignity, the
+ other exemplary and glorious to a wonder. I should doubtless say, as
+ Cicero did, could I speak as well as he.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Cicero, De Finibus, ii. 20, gives the preference to Regulus, and
+ proclaims him the happier man.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But if I was to compare them with my own, I should then also say that the
+ first is as much according to my capacity, and from desire, which I
+ conform to my capacity, as the second is far beyond it; that I could not
+ approach the last but with veneration, the other I could readily attain by
+ use.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Let us return to our temporal greatness, from which we are digressed. I
+ disrelish all dominion, whether active or passive. Otanes, one of the
+ seven who had right to pretend to the kingdom of Persia, did as I should
+ willingly have done, which was, that he gave up to his competitors his
+ right of being promoted to it, either by election or by lot, provided that
+ he and his might live in the empire out of all authority and subjection,
+ those of the ancient laws excepted, and might enjoy all liberty that was
+ not prejudicial to these, being as impatient of commanding as of being
+ commanded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most painful and difficult employment in the world, in my opinion, is
+ worthily to discharge the office of a king. I excuse more of their
+ mistakes than men commonly do, in consideration of the intolerable weight
+ of their function, which astounds me. ‘Tis hard to keep measure in
+ so immeasurable a power; yet so it is that it is, even to those who are
+ not of the best nature, a singular incitement to virtue to be seated in a
+ place where you cannot do the least good that shall not be put upon
+ record, and where the least benefit redounds to so many men, and where
+ your talent of administration, like that of preachers, principally
+ addresses itself to the people, no very exact judge, easy to deceive, and
+ easily content. There are few things wherein we can give a sincere
+ judgment, by reason that there are few wherein we have not, in some sort,
+ a private interest. Superiority and inferiority, dominion and subjection
+ are bound to a natural envy and contest, and must of necessity perpetually
+ intrench upon one another. I believe neither the one nor the other
+ touching the rights of the other party; let reason therefore, which is
+ inflexible and without passion, determine when we can avail ourselves of
+ it. ‘Tis not above a month ago that I read over, two Scottish
+ authors contending upon this subject, of whom he who stands for the people
+ makes the king to be in a worse condition than a carter; he who writes for
+ monarchy places him some degrees above God in power and sovereignty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, the incommodity of greatness that I have taken to remark in this
+ place, upon some occasion that has lately put it into my head, is this:
+ there is not, peradventure, anything more pleasant in the commerce of many
+ than the trials that we make against one another, out of emulation of
+ honour and worth, whether in the exercises of the body or in those of the
+ mind, wherein sovereign greatness can have no true part. And, in earnest,
+ I have often thought that by force of respect itself men use princes
+ disdainfully and injuriously in that particular; for the thing I was
+ infinitely offended at in my childhood, that they who exercised with me
+ forbore to do their best because they found me unworthy of their utmost
+ endeavour, is what we see happen to them daily, every one finding himself
+ unworthy to contend with them. If we discover that they have the least
+ desire to get the better of us, there is no one who will not make it his
+ business to give it them, and who will not rather betray his own glory
+ than offend theirs; and will therein employ so much force only as is
+ necessary to save their honour. What share have they, then, in the
+ engagement, where every one is on their side? Methinks I see those
+ paladins of ancient times presenting themselves to jousts and battle with
+ enchanted arms and bodies. Brisson,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Plutarch, On Satisfaction or Tranquillity of the Mind. But in his
+ essay, How a Man may Distinguish a Flatterer from a Friend, he calls
+ him Chriso.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ running against Alexander, purposely missed his blow, and made a fault in
+ his career; Alexander chid him for it, but he ought to have had him
+ whipped. Upon this consideration Carneades said, that “the sons of
+ princes learned nothing right but to manage horses; by reason that, in all
+ their other exercises, every one bends and yields to them; but a horse,
+ that is neither a flatterer nor a courtier, throws the son of a king with
+ no more ceremony than he would throw that of a porter.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Homer was fain to consent that Venus, so sweet and delicate a goddess as
+ she was, should be wounded at the battle of Troy, thereby to ascribe
+ courage and boldness to her qualities that cannot possibly be in those who
+ are exempt from danger. The gods are made to be angry, to fear, to run
+ away, to be jealous, to grieve, to be transported with passions, to honour
+ them with the virtues that, amongst us, are built upon these
+ imperfections. Who does not participate in the hazard and difficulty, can
+ claim no interest in the honour and pleasure that are the consequents of
+ hazardous actions. ‘Tis pity a man should be so potent that all
+ things must give way to him; fortune therein sets you too remote from
+ society, and places you in too great a solitude. This easiness and mean
+ facility of making all things bow under you, is an enemy to all sorts of
+ pleasure: ‘tis to slide, not to go; ‘tis to sleep, and not to
+ live. Conceive man accompanied with omnipotence: you overwhelm him; he
+ must beg disturbance and opposition as an alms: his being and his good are
+ in indigence. Evil to man is in its turn good, and good evil. Neither is
+ pain always to be shunned, nor pleasure always to be pursued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their good qualities are dead and lost; for they can only be perceived by
+ comparison, and we put them out of this: they have little knowledge of
+ true praise, having their ears deafened with so continual and uniform an
+ approbation. Have they to do with the stupidest of all their subjects?
+ they have no means to take any advantage of him; if he but say: “‘Tis
+ because he is my king,” he thinks he has said enough to express that
+ he therefore suffered himself to be overcome. This quality stifles and
+ consumes the other true and essential qualities: they are sunk in the
+ royalty, and leave them nothing to recommend themselves with but actions
+ that directly concern and serve the function of their place; ‘tis so
+ much to be a king, that this alone remains to them. The outer glare that
+ environs him conceals and shrouds him from us; our sight is there repelled
+ and dissipated, being filled and stopped by this prevailing light. The
+ senate awarded the prize of eloquence to Tiberius; he refused it,
+ esteeming that though it had been just, he could derive no advantage from
+ a judgment so partial, and that was so little free to judge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we give them all advantages of honour, so do we soothe and authorise
+ all their vices and defects, not only by approbation, but by imitation
+ also. Every one of Alexander’s followers carried his head on one
+ side, as he did; and the flatterers of Dionysius ran against one another
+ in his presence, and stumbled at and overturned whatever was under foot,
+ to shew they were as purblind as he. Hernia itself has also served to
+ recommend a man to favour; I have seen deafness affected; and because the
+ master hated his wife, Plutarch&mdash;[who, however, only gives one
+ instance; and in this he tells us that the man visited his wife privately.]&mdash;has
+ seen his courtiers repudiate theirs, whom they loved; and, which is yet
+ more, uncleanliness and all manner of dissoluteness have so been in
+ fashion; as also disloyalty, blasphemy, cruelty, heresy, superstition,
+ irreligion, effeminacy, and worse, if worse there be; and by an example
+ yet more dangerous than that of Mithridates’ flatterers, who, as
+ their master pretended to the honour of a good physician, came to him to
+ have incisions and cauteries made in their limbs; for these others
+ suffered the soul, a more delicate and noble part, to be cauterised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to end where I began: the Emperor Adrian, disputing with the
+ philosopher Favorinus about the interpretation of some word, Favorinus
+ soon yielded him the victory; for which his friends rebuking him, “You
+ talk simply,” said he; “would you not have him wiser than I,
+ who commands thirty legions?” Augustus wrote verses against Asinius
+ Pollio, and “I,” said Pollio, “say nothing, for it is
+ not prudence to write in contest with him who has power to proscribe.”
+ And they were right. For Dionysius, because he could not equal Philoxenus
+ in poesy and Plato in discourse, condemned the one to the quarries, and
+ sent the other to be sold for a slave into the island of AEgina.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VIII&mdash;&mdash;OF THE ART OF CONFERENCE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a custom of our justice to condemn some for a warning to
+ others. To condemn them for having done amiss, were folly, as Plato says,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Diogenes Laertius, however, in his Life of Plato, iii. 181, says
+ that Plato’s offence was the speaking too freely to the tyrant.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for what is done can never be undone; but ‘tis to the end they may
+ offend no more, and that others may avoid the example of their offence: we
+ do not correct the man we hang; we correct others by him. I do the same;
+ my errors are sometimes natural, incorrigible, and irremediable: but the
+ good which virtuous men do to the public, in making themselves imitated,
+ I, peradventure, may do in making my manners avoided:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nonne vides, Albi ut male vivat filius? utque
+ Barrus inops? magnum documentum, ne patriam rein
+ Perdere guis velit;”
+
+ [“Dost thou not see how ill the son of Albus lives? and how the
+ indigent Barrus? a great warning lest any one should incline to
+ dissipate his patrimony.”&mdash;Horace, Sat., i. 4, 109.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ publishing and accusing my own imperfections, some one will learn to be
+ afraid of them. The parts that I most esteem in myself, derive more honour
+ from decrying, than for commending myself which is the reason why I so
+ often fall into, and so much insist upon that strain. But, when all is
+ summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; a man’s
+ accusations of himself are always believed; his praises never: There may,
+ peradventure, be some of my own complexion who better instruct myself by
+ contrariety than by similitude, and by avoiding than by imitation. The
+ elder Cato was regarding this sort of discipline, when he said, “that
+ the wise may learn more of fools, than fools can of the wise”; and
+ Pausanias tells us of an ancient player upon the harp, who was wont to
+ make his scholars go to hear one who played very ill, who lived over
+ against him, that they might learn to hate his discords and false
+ measures. The horror of cruelty more inclines me to clemency, than any
+ example of clemency could possibly do. A good rider does not so much mend
+ my seat, as an awkward attorney or a Venetian, on horseback; and a
+ clownish way of speaking more reforms mine than the most correct. The
+ ridiculous and simple look of another always warns and advises me; that
+ which pricks, rouses and incites much better than that which tickles. The
+ time is now proper for us to reform backward; more by dissenting than by
+ agreeing; by differing more than by consent. Profiting little by good
+ examples, I make use of those that are ill, which are everywhere to be
+ found: I endeavour to render myself as agreeable as I see others
+ offensive; as constant as I see others fickle; as affable as I see others
+ rough; as good as I see others evil: but I propose to myself impracticable
+ measures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most fruitful and natural exercise of the mind, in my opinion, is
+ conversation; I find the use of it more sweet than of any other action of
+ life; and for that reason it is that, if I were now compelled to choose, I
+ should sooner, I think, consent to lose my sight, than my hearing and
+ speech. The Athenians, and also the Romans, kept this exercise in great
+ honour in their academies; the Italians retain some traces of it to this
+ day, to their great advantage, as is manifest by the comparison of our
+ understandings with theirs. The study of books is a languishing and feeble
+ motion that heats not, whereas conversation teaches and exercises at once.
+ If I converse with a strong mind and a rough disputant, he presses upon my
+ flanks, and pricks me right and left; his imaginations stir up mine;
+ jealousy, glory, and contention, stimulate and raise me up to something
+ above myself; and acquiescence is a quality altogether tedious in
+ discourse. But, as our mind fortifies itself by the communication of
+ vigorous and regular understandings, ‘tis not to be expressed how
+ much it loses and degenerates by the continual commerce and familiarity we
+ have with mean and weak spirits; there is no contagion that spreads like
+ that; I know sufficiently by experience what ‘tis worth a yard. I
+ love to discourse and dispute, but it is with but few men, and for myself;
+ for to do it as a spectacle and entertainment to great persons, and to
+ make of a man’s wit and words competitive parade is, in my opinion,
+ very unbecoming a man of honour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Folly is a bad quality; but not to be able to endure it, to fret and vex
+ at it, as I do, is another sort of disease little less troublesome than
+ folly itself; and is the thing that I will now accuse in myself. I enter
+ into conference, and dispute with great liberty and facility, forasmuch as
+ opinion meets in me with a soil very unfit for penetration, and wherein to
+ take any deep root; no propositions astonish me, no belief offends me,
+ though never so contrary to my own; there is no so frivolous and
+ extravagant fancy that does not seem to me suitable to the production of
+ human wit. We, who deprive our judgment of the right of determining, look
+ indifferently upon the diverse opinions, and if we incline not our
+ judgment to them, yet we easily give them the hearing: Where one scale is
+ totally empty, I let the other waver under an old wife’s dreams; and
+ I think myself excusable, if I prefer the odd number; Thursday rather than
+ Friday; if I had rather be the twelfth or fourteenth than the thirteenth
+ at table; if I had rather, on a journey, see a hare run by me than cross
+ my way, and rather give my man my left foot than my right, when he comes
+ to put on my stockings. All such reveries as are in credit around us,
+ deserve at least a hearing: for my part, they only with me import inanity,
+ but they import that. Moreover, vulgar and casual opinions are something
+ more than nothing in nature; and he who will not suffer himself to proceed
+ so far, falls, peradventure, into the vice of obstinacy, to avoid that of
+ superstition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The contradictions of judgments, then, neither offend nor alter, they only
+ rouse and exercise, me. We evade correction, whereas we ought to offer and
+ present ourselves to it, especially when it appears in the form of
+ conference, and not of authority. At every opposition, we do not consider
+ whether or no it be dust, but, right or wrong, how to disengage ourselves:
+ instead of extending the arms, we thrust out our claws. I could suffer
+ myself to be rudely handled by my friend, so much as to tell me that I am
+ a fool, and talk I know not of what. I love stout expressions amongst
+ gentle men, and to have them speak as they think; we must fortify and
+ harden our hearing against this tenderness of the ceremonious sound of
+ words. I love a strong and manly familiarity and conversation: a
+ friendship that pleases itself in the sharpness and vigour of its
+ communication, like love in biting and scratching: it is not vigorous and
+ generous enough, if it be not quarrelsome, if it be civilised and
+ artificial, if it treads nicely and fears the shock:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque enim disputari sine reprehensione potest.”
+
+ [“Neither can a man dispute, but he must contradict.”
+ (Or:) “Nor can people dispute without reprehension.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Finib., i. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When any one contradicts me, he raises my attention, not my anger: I
+ advance towards him who controverts, who instructs me; the cause of truth
+ ought to be the common cause both of the one and the other. What will the
+ angry man answer? Passion has already confounded his judgment; agitation
+ has usurped the place of reason. It were not amiss that the decision of
+ our disputes should pass by wager: that there might be a material mark of
+ our losses, to the end we might the better remember them; and that my man
+ might tell me: “Your ignorance and obstinacy cost you last year, at
+ several times, a hundred crowns.” I hail and caress truth in what
+ quarter soever I find it, and cheerfully surrender myself, and open my
+ conquered arms as far off as I can discover it; and, provided it be not
+ too imperiously, take a pleasure in being reproved, and accommodate myself
+ to my accusers, very often more by reason of civility than amendment,
+ loving to gratify and nourish the liberty of admonition by my facility of
+ submitting to it, and this even at my own expense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nevertheless, it is hard to bring the men of my time to it: they have not
+ the courage to correct, because they have not the courage to suffer
+ themselves to be corrected; and speak always with dissimulation in the
+ presence of one another: I take so great a pleasure in being judged and
+ known, that it is almost indifferent to me in which of the two forms I am
+ so: my imagination so often contradicts and condemns itself, that ‘tis
+ all one to me if another do it, especially considering that I give his
+ reprehension no greater authority than I choose; but I break with him, who
+ carries himself so high, as I know of one who repents his advice, if not
+ believed, and takes it for an affront if it be not immediately followed.
+ That Socrates always received smilingly the contradictions offered to his
+ arguments, a man may say arose from his strength of reason; and that, the
+ advantage being certain to fall on his side, he accepted them as a matter
+ of new victory. But we see, on the contrary, that nothing in argument
+ renders our sentiment so delicate, as the opinion of pre-eminence, and
+ disdain of the adversary; and that, in reason, ‘tis rather for the
+ weaker to take in good part the oppositions that correct him and set him
+ right. In earnest, I rather choose the company of those who ruffle me than
+ of those who fear me; ‘tis a dull and hurtful pleasure to have to do
+ with people who admire us and approve of all we say. Antisthenes commanded
+ his children never to take it kindly or for a favour, when any man
+ commended them. I find I am much prouder of the victory I obtain over
+ myself, when, in the very ardour of dispute, I make myself submit to my
+ adversary’s force of reason, than I am pleased with the victory I
+ obtain over him through his weakness. In fine, I receive and admit of all
+ manner of attacks that are direct, how weak soever; but I am too impatient
+ of those that are made out of form. I care not what the subject is, the
+ opinions are to me all one, and I am almost indifferent whether I get the
+ better or the worse. I can peaceably argue a whole day together, if the
+ argument be carried on with method; I do not so much require force and
+ subtlety as order; I mean the order which we every day observe in the
+ wranglings of shepherds and shop-boys, but never amongst us: if they start
+ from their subject, ‘tis out of incivility, and so ‘tis with
+ us; but their tumult and impatience never put them out of their theme;
+ their argument still continues its course; if they interrupt, and do not
+ stay for one another, they at least understand one another. Any one
+ answers too well for me, if he answers what I say: when the dispute is
+ irregular and disordered, I leave the thing itself, and insist upon the
+ form with anger and indiscretion; falling into wilful, malicious, and
+ imperious way of disputation, of which I am afterwards ashamed. ‘Tis
+ impossible to deal fairly with a fool: my judgment is not only corrupted
+ under the hand of so impetuous a master, but my conscience also.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our disputes ought to be interdicted and punished as well as other verbal
+ crimes: what vice do they not raise and heap up, being always governed and
+ commanded by passion? We first quarrel with their reasons, and then with
+ the men. We only learn to dispute that we may contradict; and so, every
+ one contradicting and being contradicted, it falls out that the fruit of
+ disputation is to lose and annihilate truth. Therefore it is that Plato in
+ his Republic prohibits this exercise to fools and ill-bred people. To what
+ end do you go about to inquire of him, who knows nothing to the purpose? A
+ man does no injury to the subject, when he leaves it to seek how he may
+ treat it; I do not mean by an artificial and scholastic way, but by a
+ natural one, with a sound understanding. What will it be in the end? One
+ flies to the east, the other to the west; they lose the principal,
+ dispersing it in the crowd of incidents after an hour of tempest, they
+ know not what they seek: one is low, the other high, and a third wide. One
+ catches at a word and a simile; another is no longer sensible of what is
+ said in opposition to him, and thinks only of going on at his own rate,
+ not of answering you: another, finding himself too weak to make good his
+ rest, fears all, refuses all, at the very beginning, confounds the
+ subject; or, in the very height of the dispute, stops short and is silent,
+ by a peevish ignorance affecting a proud contempt or a foolishly modest
+ avoidance of further debate: provided this man strikes, he cares not how
+ much he lays himself open; the other counts his words, and weighs them for
+ reasons; another only brawls, and uses the advantage of his lungs. Here’s
+ one who learnedly concludes against himself, and another who deafens you
+ with prefaces and senseless digressions: an other falls into downright
+ railing, and seeks a quarrel after the German fashion, to disengage
+ himself from a wit that presses too hard upon him: and a last man sees
+ nothing into the reason of the thing, but draws a line of circumvallation
+ about you of dialectic clauses, and the formulas of his art.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, who would not enter into distrust of sciences, and doubt whether he
+ can reap from them any solid fruit for the service of life, considering
+ the use we put them to?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nihil sanantibus litteris.”
+
+ [“Letters which cure nothing.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 59.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Who has got understanding by his logic? Where are all her fair promises?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec ad melius vivendum, nec ad commodius disserendum.”
+
+ [“It neither makes a man live better nor talk better.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Fin., i. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Is there more noise or confusion in the scolding of herring-wives than in
+ the public disputes of men of this profession? I had rather my son should
+ learn in a tap-house to speak, than in the schools to prate. Take a master
+ of arts, and confer with him: why does he not make us sensible of this
+ artificial excellence? and why does he not captivate women and
+ ignoramuses, as we are, with admiration at the steadiness of his reasons
+ and the beauty of his order? why does he not sway and persuade us to what
+ he will? why does a man, who has so much advantage in matter and
+ treatment, mix railing, indiscretion, and fury in his disputations? Strip
+ him of his gown, his hood, and his Latin, let him not batter our ears with
+ Aristotle, pure and simple, you will take him for one of us, or worse.
+ Whilst they torment us with this complication and confusion of words, it
+ fares with them, methinks, as with jugglers; their dexterity imposes upon
+ our senses, but does not at all work upon our belief this legerdemain
+ excepted, they perform nothing that is not very ordinary and mean: for
+ being the more learned, they are none the less fools.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [So Hobbes said that if he had read as much as the academical
+ pedants he should have known as little.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I love and honour knowledge as much as they that have it, and in its true
+ use ‘tis the most noble and the greatest acquisition of men; but in
+ such as I speak of (and the number of them is infinite), who build their
+ fundamental sufficiency and value upon it, who appeal from their
+ understanding to their memory:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sub aliena umbra latentes,”
+
+ [“Sheltering under the shadow of others.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 33.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and who can do nothing but by book, I hate it, if I dare to say so, worse
+ than stupidity. In my country, and in my time, learning improves fortunes
+ enough, but not minds; if it meet with those that are dull and heavy, it
+ overcharges and suffocates them, leaving them a crude and undigested mass;
+ if airy and fine, it purifies, clarifies, and subtilises them, even to
+ exinanition. ‘Tis a thing of almost indifferent quality; a very
+ useful accession to a well-born soul, but hurtful and pernicious to
+ others; or rather a thing of very precious use, that will not suffer
+ itself to be purchased at an under rate; in the hand of some ‘tis a
+ sceptre, in that of others a fool’s bauble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But let us proceed. What greater victory do you expect than to make your
+ enemy see and know that he is not able to encounter you? When you get the
+ better of your argument; ‘tis truth that wins; when you get the
+ advantage of form and method, ‘tis then you who win. I am of opinion
+ that in, Plato and Xenophon Socrates disputes more in favour of the
+ disputants than in favour of the dispute, and more to instruct Euthydemus
+ and Protagoras in the, knowledge of their impertinence, than in the
+ impertinence of their art. He takes hold of the first subject like one who
+ has a more profitable end than to explain it&mdash;namely, to clear the
+ understandings that he takes upon him to instruct and exercise. To hunt
+ after truth is properly our business, and we are inexcusable if we carry
+ on the chase impertinently and ill; to fail of seizing it is another
+ thing, for we are born to inquire after truth: it belongs to a greater
+ power to possess it. It is not, as Democritus said, hid in the bottom of
+ the deeps, but rather elevated to an infinite height in the divine
+ knowledge. The world is but a school of inquisition: it is not who shall
+ enter the ring, but who shall run the best courses. He may as well play
+ the fool who speaks true, as he who speaks false, for we are upon the
+ manner, not the matter, of speaking. ‘Tis my humour as much to
+ regard the form as the substance, and the advocate as much as the cause,
+ as Alcibiades ordered we should: and every day pass away my time in
+ reading authors without any consideration of their learning; their manner
+ is what I look after, not their subject: And just so do I hunt after the
+ conversation of any eminent wit, not that he may teach me, but that I may
+ know him, and that knowing him, if I think him worthy of imitation, I may
+ imitate him. Every man may speak truly, but to speak methodically,
+ prudently, and fully, is a talent that few men have. The falsity that
+ proceeds from ignorance does not offend me, but the foppery of it. I have
+ broken off several treaties that would have been of advantage to me, by
+ reason of the impertinent contestations of those with whom I treated. I am
+ not moved once in a year at the faults of those over whom I have
+ authority, but upon the account of the ridiculous obstinacy of their
+ allegations, denials, excuses, we are every day going together by the
+ ears; they neither understand what is said, nor why, and answer
+ accordingly; ‘tis enough to drive a man mad. I never feel any hurt
+ upon my head but when ‘tis knocked against another, and more easily
+ forgive the vices of my servants than their boldness, importunity, and
+ folly; let them do less, provided they understand what they do: you live
+ in hope to warm their affection to your service, but there is nothing to
+ be had or to be expected from a stock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But what, if I take things otherwise than they are? Perhaps I do; and
+ therefore it is that I accuse my own impatience, and hold, in the first
+ place, that it is equally vicious both in him that is in the right, and in
+ him that is in the wrong; for ‘tis always a tyrannic sourness not to
+ endure a form contrary to one’s own: and, besides, there cannot, in
+ truth, be a greater, more constant, nor more irregular folly than to be
+ moved and angry at the follies of the world, for it principally makes us
+ quarrel with ourselves; and the old philosopher never wanted an occasion
+ for his tears whilst he considered himself. Miso, one of the seven sages,
+ of a Timonian and Democritic humour, being asked, “what he laughed
+ at, being alone?”&mdash;“That I do laugh alone,”
+ answered he. How many ridiculous things, in my own opinion, do I say and
+ answer every day that comes over my head? and then how many more,
+ according to the opinion of others? If I bite my own lips, what ought
+ others to do? In fine, we must live amongst the living, and let the river
+ run under the bridge without our care, or, at least, without our
+ interference. In truth, why do we meet a man with a hunch-back, or any
+ other deformity, without being moved, and cannot endure the encounter of a
+ deformed mind without being angry? this vicious sourness sticks more to
+ the judge than to the crime. Let us always have this saying of Plato in
+ our mouths: “Do not I think things unsound, because I am not sound
+ in myself? Am I not myself in fault? may not my observations reflect upon
+ myself?”&mdash;a wise and divine saying, that lashes the most
+ universal and common error of mankind. Not only the reproaches that we
+ throw in the face of one another, but our reasons also, our arguments and
+ controversies, are reboundable upon us, and we wound ourselves with our
+ own weapons: of which antiquity has left me enough grave examples. It was
+ ingeniously and home-said by him, who was the inventor of this sentence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Stercus cuique suum bene olet.”
+
+ [“To every man his own excrements smell well.”&mdash;Erasmus]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We see nothing behind us; we mock ourselves an hundred times a day; when
+ we deride our neighbours; and we detest in others the defects which are
+ more manifest in us, and which we admire with marvellous inadvertency and
+ impudence. It was but yesterday that I heard a man of understanding and of
+ good rank, as pleasantly as justly scoffing at the folly of another, who
+ did nothing but torment everybody with the catalogue of his genealogy and
+ alliances, above half of them false (for they are most apt to fall into
+ such ridiculous discourses, whose qualities are most dubious and least
+ sure), and yet, would he have looked into himself, he would have discerned
+ himself to be no less intemperate and wearisome in extolling his wife’s
+ pedigree. O importunate presumption, with which the wife sees herself
+ armed by the hands of her own husband. Did he understand Latin, we should
+ say to him:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Age, si hic non insanit satis sua sponte, instiga.”
+
+ [“Come! if of himself he is not mad enough, urge him on.”
+ &mdash;Terence, And., iv. 2, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not say that no man should accuse another, who is not clean himself,&mdash;for
+ then no one would ever accuse,&mdash;clean from the same sort of spot; but
+ I mean that our judgment, falling upon another who is then in question,
+ should not, at the same time, spare ourselves, but sentence us with an
+ inward and severe authority. ‘Tis an office of charity, that he who
+ cannot reclaim himself from a vice, should, nevertheless, endeavour to
+ remove it from another, in whom, peradventure, it may not have so deep and
+ so malignant a root; neither do him who reproves me for my fault that he
+ himself is guilty of the same. What of that? The reproof is,
+ notwithstanding, true and of very good use. Had we a good nose, our own
+ ordure would stink worse to us, forasmuch as it is our own: and Socrates
+ is of opinion that whoever should find himself, his son, and a stranger
+ guilty of any violence and wrong, ought to begin with himself, present
+ himself first to the sentence of justice, and implore, to purge himself,
+ the assistance of the hand of the executioner; in the next place, he
+ should proceed to his son, and lastly, to the stranger. If this precept
+ seem too severe, he ought at least to present himself the first, to the
+ punishment of his own conscience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The senses are our first and proper judges, which perceive not things but
+ by external accidents; and ‘tis no wonder, if in all the parts of
+ the service of our society, there is so perpetual and universal a mixture
+ of ceremonies and superficial appearances; insomuch that the best and most
+ effectual part of our polities therein consist. ‘Tis still man with
+ whom we have to do, of whom the condition is wonderfully corporal. Let
+ those who, of these late years, would erect for us such a contemplative
+ and immaterial an exercise of religion, not wonder if there be some who
+ think it had vanished and melted through their fingers had it not more
+ upheld itself among us as a mark, title, and instrument of division and
+ faction, than by itself. As in conference, the gravity, robe, and fortune
+ of him who speaks, ofttimes gives reputation to vain arguments and idle
+ words, it is not to be presumed but that a man, so attended and feared,
+ has not in him more than ordinary sufficiency; and that he to whom the
+ king has given so many offices and commissions and charges, he so
+ supercilious and proud, has not a great deal more in him, than another who
+ salutes him at so great a distance, and who has no employment at all. Not
+ only the words, but the grimaces also of these people, are considered and
+ put into the account; every one making it his business to give them some
+ fine and solid interpretation. If they stoop to the common conference, and
+ that you offer anything but approbation and reverence, they then knock you
+ down with the authority of their experience: they have heard, they have
+ seen, they have done so and so: you are crushed with examples. I should
+ willingly tell them, that the fruit of a surgeon’s experience, is
+ not the history of his practice and his remembering that he has cured four
+ people of the plague and three of the gout, unless he knows how thence to
+ extract something whereon to form his judgment, and to make us sensible
+ that he has thence become more skillful in his art. As in a concert of
+ instruments, we do not hear a lute, a harpsichord, or a flute alone, but
+ one entire harmony, the result of all together. If travel and offices have
+ improved them, ‘tis a product of their understanding to make it
+ appear. ‘Tis not enough to reckon experiences, they must weigh, sort
+ and distil them, to extract the reasons and conclusions they carry along
+ with them. There were never so many historians: it is, indeed, good and of
+ use to read them, for they furnish us everywhere with excellent and
+ laudable instructions from the magazine of their memory, which, doubtless,
+ is of great concern to the help of life; but ‘tis not that we seek
+ for now: we examine whether these relaters and collectors of things are
+ commendable themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hate all sorts of tyranny, both in word and deed. I am very ready to
+ oppose myself against those vain circumstances that delude our judgments
+ by the senses; and keeping my eye close upon those extraordinary
+ greatnesses, I find that at best they are men, as others are:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rarus enim ferme sensus communis in illa
+ Fortuna.”
+
+ [“For in those high fortunes, common sense is generally rare.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, viii. 73.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Peradventure, we esteem and look upon them for less than they are, by
+ reason they undertake more, and more expose themselves; they do not answer
+ to the charge they have undertaken. There must be more vigour and strength
+ in the bearer than in the burden; he who has not lifted as much as he can,
+ leaves you to guess that he has still a strength beyond that, and that he
+ has not been tried to the utmost of what he is able to do; he who sinks
+ under his load, makes a discovery of his best, and the weakness of his
+ shoulders. This is the reason that we see so many silly souls amongst the
+ learned, and more than those of the better sort: they would have made good
+ husbandmen, good merchants, and good artisans: their natural vigour was
+ cut out to that proportion. Knowledge is a thing of great weight, they
+ faint under it: their understanding has neither vigour nor dexterity
+ enough to set forth and distribute, to employ or make use of this rich and
+ powerful matter; it has no prevailing virtue but in a strong nature; and
+ such natures are very rare&mdash;and the weak ones, says Socrates, corrupt
+ the dignity of philosophy in the handling, it appears useless and vicious,
+ when lodged in an ill-contrived mind. They spoil and make fools of
+ themselves:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Humani qualis simulator simius oris,
+ Quern puer arridens pretioso stamine serum
+ Velavit, nudasque nates ac terga reliquit,
+ Ludibrium mensis.”
+
+ [“Just like an ape, simulator of the human face, whom a wanton boy
+ has dizened up in rich silks above, but left the lower parts bare,
+ for a laughing-stock for the tables.”
+ &mdash;Claudian, in Eutrop., i 303.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Neither is it enough for those who govern and command us, and have all the
+ world in their hands, to have a common understanding, and to be able to do
+ the same that we can; they are very much below us, if they be not
+ infinitely above us: as they promise more, so they are to perform more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet silence is to them, not only a countenance of respect and gravity,
+ but very often of good advantage too: for Megabyzus, going ‘to see
+ Apelles in his painting-room, stood a great while without speaking a word,
+ and at last began to talk of his paintings, for which he received this
+ rude reproof: “Whilst thou wast silent, thou seemedst to be some
+ great thing, by reason of thy chains and rich habit; but now that we have
+ heard thee speak, there is not the meanest boy in my workshop that does
+ not despise thee.” Those princely ornaments, that mighty state, did
+ not permit him to be ignorant with a common ignorance, and to speak
+ impertinently of painting; he ought to have kept this external and
+ presumptive knowledge by silence. To how many foolish fellows of my time
+ has a sullen and silent mien procured the credit of prudence and capacity!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dignities and offices are of necessity conferred more by fortune than upon
+ the account of merit; and we are often to blame, to condemn kings when
+ these are misplaced: on the contrary, ‘tis a wonder they should have
+ so good luck, where there is so little skill:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Principis est virtus maxima nosse suos;”
+
+ [“‘Tis the chief virtue of a prince to know his people.”
+ &mdash;Martial, viii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for nature has not given them a sight that can extend to so many people,
+ to discern which excels the rest, nor to penetrate into our bosoms, where
+ the knowledge of our wills and best value lies they must choose us by
+ conjecture and by groping; by the family, wealth, learning, and the voice
+ of the people, which are all very feeble arguments. Whoever could find out
+ a way by which they might judge by justice, and choose men by reason,
+ would, in this one thing, establish a perfect form of government.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “Ay, but he brought that great affair to a very good pass.”
+ This is, indeed, to say something, but not to say enough: for this
+ sentence is justly received, “That we are not to judge of counsels
+ by events.” The Carthaginians punished the ill counsels of their
+ captains, though they were rectified by a successful issue; and the Roman
+ people often denied a triumph for great and very advantageous victories
+ because the conduct of their general was not answerable to his good
+ fortune. We ordinarily see, in the actions of the world, that Fortune, to
+ shew us her power in all things, and who takes a pride in abating our
+ presumption, seeing she could not make fools wise, has made them fortunate
+ in emulation of virtue; and most favours those operations the web of which
+ is most purely her own; whence it is that the simplest amongst us bring to
+ pass great business, both public and private; and, as Seiramnes, the
+ Persian, answered those who wondered that his affairs succeeded so ill,
+ considering that his deliberations were so wise, “that he was sole
+ master of his designs, but that success was wholly in the power of fortune”;
+ these may answer the same, but with a contrary turn. Most worldly affairs
+ are performed by themselves
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fata viam inveniunt;”
+
+ [“The destinies find the way.”&mdash;AEneid, iii. 395]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ the event often justifies a very foolish conduct; our interposition is
+ little more than as it were a running on by rote, and more commonly a
+ consideration of custom and example, than of reason. Being formerly
+ astonished at the greatness of some affair, I have been made acquainted
+ with their motives and address by those who had performed it, and have
+ found nothing in it but very ordinary counsels; and the most common and
+ usual are indeed, perhaps, the most sure and convenient for practice, if
+ not for show. What if the plainest reasons are the best seated? the
+ meanest, lowest, and most beaten more adapted to affairs? To maintain the
+ authority of the counsels of kings, it needs not that profane persons
+ should participate of them, or see further into them than the outmost
+ barrier; he who will husband its reputation must be reverenced upon credit
+ and taken altogether. My consultation somewhat rough-hews the matter, and
+ considers it lightly by the first face it presents: the stress and main of
+ the business I have been wont to refer to heaven;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Permitte divis caetera.”
+
+ [“Leave the rest to the gods.”&mdash;Horace, Od., i. 9, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Good and ill fortune are, in my opinion, two sovereign powers; ‘tis
+ folly to think that human prudence can play the part of Fortune; and vain
+ is his attempt who presumes to comprehend both causes and consequences,
+ and by the hand to conduct the progress of his design; and most especially
+ vain in the deliberations of war. There was never greater circumspection
+ and military prudence than sometimes is seen amongst us: can it be that
+ men are afraid to lose themselves by the way, that they reserve themselves
+ to the end of the game? I moreover affirm that our wisdom itself and
+ consultation, for the most part commit themselves to the conduct of
+ chance; my will and my reason are sometimes moved by one breath, and
+ sometimes by another; and many of these movements there are that govern
+ themselves without me: my reason has uncertain and casual agitations and
+ impulsions:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vertuntur species animorum, et pectora motus
+ Nunc alios, alios, dum nubila ventus agebat,
+ Concipiunt.”
+
+ [“The aspects of their minds change; and they conceive now such
+ ideas, now such, just so long as the wind agitated the clouds.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., i. 42.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let a man but observe who are of greatest authority in cities, and who
+ best do their own business; we shall find that they are commonly men of
+ the least parts: women, children, and madmen have had the fortune to
+ govern great kingdoms equally well with the wisest princes, and Thucydides
+ says, that the stupid more ordinarily do it than those of better
+ understandings; we attribute the effects of their good fortune to their
+ prudence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut quisque Fortuna utitur,
+ Ita praecellet; atque exinde sapere illum omnes dicimus;”
+
+ [“He makes his way who knows how to use Fortune, and thereupon we
+ all call him wise.”&mdash;Plautus, Pseudol., ii. 3, 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ wherefore I say unreservedly, events are a very poor testimony of our
+ worth and parts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, I was upon this point, that there needs no more but to see a man
+ promoted to dignity; though we knew him but three days before a man of
+ little regard, yet an image of grandeur of sufficiency insensibly steals
+ into our opinion, and we persuade ourselves that, being augmented in
+ reputation and train, he is also increased in merit; we judge of him, not
+ according to his worth, but as we do by counters, according to the
+ prerogative of his place. If it happen so that he fall again, and be mixed
+ with the common crowd, every one inquires with amazement into the cause of
+ his having been raised so high. “Is this he,” say they,
+ “was he no wiser when he was there? Do princes satisfy themselves
+ with so little? Truly, we were in good hands.” This is a thing that
+ I have often seen in my time. Nay, even the very disguise of grandeur
+ represented in our comedies in some sort moves and gulls us. That which I
+ myself adore in kings is the crowd of their adorers; all reverence and
+ submission are due to them, except that of the understanding: my reason is
+ not obliged to bow and bend; my knees are. Melanthius being asked what he
+ thought of the tragedy of Dionysius, “I could not see it,”
+ said he, “it was so clouded with language”; so most of those
+ who judge of the discourses of great men ought to say, “I did not
+ understand his words, they were so clouded with gravity, grandeur, and
+ majesty.” Antisthenes one day tried to persuade the Athenians to
+ give order that their asses might be employed in tilling the ground as
+ well as the horses were; to which it was answered that that animal was not
+ destined for such a service: “That’s all one,” replied
+ he, “you have only to order it: for the most ignorant and incapable
+ men you employ in the commands of your wars incontinently become worthy
+ enough, because you employ them”; to which the custom of so many
+ people, who canonise the king they have chosen out of their own body, and
+ are not content only to honour, but must adore them, comes very near.
+ Those of Mexico, after the ceremonies of their king’s coronation are
+ over, dare no more look him in the face; but, as if they had deified him
+ by his royalty. Amongst the oaths they make him take to maintain their
+ religion, their laws, and liberties, to be valiant, just, and mild, he
+ moreover swears to make the sun run his course in his wonted light, to
+ drain the clouds at fit seasons, to make rivers run their course, and to
+ cause the earth to bear all things necessary for his people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I differ from this common fashion, and am more apt to suspect the capacity
+ when I see it accompanied with that grandeur of fortune and public
+ applause; we are to consider of what advantage it is to speak when a man
+ pleases, to choose his subject, to interrupt or change it, with a
+ magisterial authority; to protect himself from the oppositions of others
+ by a nod, a smile, or silence, in the presence of an assembly that
+ trembles with reverence and respect. A man of a prodigious fortune coming
+ to give his judgment upon some slight dispute that was foolishly set on
+ foot at his table, began in these words: “It can be no other but a
+ liar or a fool that will say otherwise than so and so.” Pursue this
+ philosophical point with a dagger in your hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is another observation I have made, from which I draw great
+ advantage; which is, that in conferences and disputes, every word that
+ seems to be good, is not immediately to be accepted. Most men are rich in
+ borrowed sufficiency: a man may say a good thing, give a good answer, cite
+ a good sentence, without at all seeing the force of either the one or the
+ other. That a man may not understand all he borrows, may perhaps be
+ verified in myself. A man must not always presently yield, what truth or
+ beauty soever may seem to be in the opposite argument; either he must
+ stoutly meet it, or retire, under colour of not understanding it, to try,
+ on all parts, how it is lodged in the author. It may happen that we
+ entangle ourselves, and help to strengthen the point itself. I have
+ sometimes, in the necessity and heat of the combat, made answers that have
+ gone through and through, beyond my expectation or hope; I only gave them
+ in number, they were received in weight. As, when I contend with a
+ vigorous man, I please myself with anticipating his conclusions, I ease
+ him of the trouble of explaining himself, I strive to forestall his
+ imagination whilst it is yet springing and imperfect; the order and
+ pertinency of his understanding warn and threaten me afar off: I deal
+ quite contrary with the others; I must understand, and presuppose nothing
+ but by them. If they determine in general words, “this is good, that
+ is naught,” and that they happen to be in the right, see if it be
+ not fortune that hits it off for them: let them a little circumscribe and
+ limit their judgment; why, or how, it is so. These universal judgments
+ that I see so common, signify nothing; these are men who salute a whole
+ people in a crowd together; they, who have a real acquaintance, take
+ notice of and salute them individually and by name. But ‘tis a
+ hazardous attempt; and from which I have, more than every day, seen it
+ fall out, that weak understandings, having a mind to appear ingenious, in
+ taking notice, as they read a book, of what is best and most to be
+ admired, fix their admiration upon some thing so very ill chosen, that
+ instead of making us discern the excellence of the author; they make us
+ very well see their own ignorance. This exclamation is safe, “That
+ is fine,” after having heard a whole page of Virgil; by that the
+ cunning sort save themselves; but to undertake to follow him line by line,
+ and, with an expert and tried judgment, to observe where a good author
+ excels himself, weighing the words, phrases, inventions, and his various
+ excellences, one after another; keep aloof from that:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Videndum est, non modo quid quisque loquatur, sed etiam quid
+ quisque sentiat, atque etiam qua de causa quisque sentiat.”
+
+ [“A man is not only to examine what every one says, but also what
+ every one thinks, and from what reason every one thinks.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic:, i. 41.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I every day hear fools say things that are not foolish: they say a good
+ thing; let us examine how far they understand it, whence they have it, and
+ what they mean by it. We help them to make use of this fine expression, of
+ this fine sentence, which is none of theirs; they only have it in keeping;
+ they have bolted it out at a venture; we place it for them in credit and
+ esteem. You lend them your hand. To what purpose? they do not think
+ themselves obliged to you for it, and become more inept still. Don’t
+ help them; let them alone; they will handle the matter like people who are
+ afraid of burning their fingers; they dare change neither its seat nor
+ light, nor break into it; shake it never so little, it slips through their
+ fingers; they give it up, be it never so strong or fair they are fine
+ weapons, but ill hafted: How many times have I seen the experience of
+ this? Now, if you come to explain anything to them, and to confirm them,
+ they catch at it, and presently rob you of the advantage of your
+ interpretation; “It was what I was about to say; it was just my
+ idea; if I did not express it so, it was for want of language.” Mere
+ wind! Malice itself must be employed to correct this arrogant ignorance.
+ The dogma of Hegesias, “that we are neither to hate nor accuse, but
+ instruct,” is correct elsewhere; but here ‘tis injustice and
+ inhumanity to relieve and set him right who stands in no need on’t,
+ and is the worse for’t. I love to let them step deeper into the
+ mire; and so deep, that, if it be possible, they may at last discern their
+ error.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Folly and absurdity are not to be cured by bare admonition; and what Cyrus
+ answered to him, who importuned him to harangue his army, upon the point
+ of battle, “that men do not become valiant and warlike upon a
+ sudden, by a fine oration, no more than a man becomes a good musician by
+ hearing a fine song,” may properly be said of such an admonition as
+ this. These are apprenticeships that are to be served beforehand, by a
+ long and continued education. We owe this care and this assiduity of
+ correction and instruction to our own people; but to go preach to the
+ first passer-by, and to become tutor to the ignorance and folly of the
+ first we meet, is a thing that I abhor. I rarely do it, even in private
+ conversation, and rather give up the whole thing than proceed to these
+ initiatory and school instructions; my humour is unfit either to speak or
+ write for beginners; but for things that are said in common discourse, or
+ amongst other things, I never oppose them either by word or sign, how
+ false or absurd soever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, nothing vexes me so much in folly as that it is more
+ satisfied with itself than any reason can reasonably be. ‘Tis
+ unfortunate that prudence forbids us to satisfy and trust ourselves, and
+ always dismisses us timorous and discontented; whereas obstinacy and
+ temerity fill those who are possessed with them with joy and assurance.
+ ‘Tis for the most ignorant to look at other men over the shoulder,
+ always returning from the combat full of joy and triumph. And moreover,
+ for the most part, this arrogance of speech and gaiety of countenance
+ gives them the better of it in the opinion of the audience, which is
+ commonly weak and incapable of well judging and discerning the real
+ advantage. Obstinacy of opinion and heat in argument are the surest proofs
+ of folly; is there anything so assured, resolute, disdainful,
+ contemplative, serious and grave as the ass?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ May we not include under the title of conference and communication the
+ quick and sharp repartees which mirth and familiarity introduce amongst
+ friends, pleasantly and wittily jesting and rallying with one another?
+ ‘Tis an exercise for which my natural gaiety renders me fit enough,
+ and which, if it be not so tense and serious as the other I spoke of but
+ now, is, as Lycurgus thought, no less smart and ingenious, nor of less
+ utility. For my part, I contribute to it more liberty than wit, and have
+ therein more of luck than invention; but I am perfect in suffering, for I
+ endure a retaliation that is not only tart, but indiscreet to boot,
+ without being moved at all; and whoever attacks me, if I have not a brisk
+ answer immediately ready, I do not study to pursue the point with a
+ tedious and impertinent contest, bordering upon obstinacy, but let it
+ pass, and hanging down cheerfully my ears, defer my revenge to another and
+ better time: there is no merchant that always gains: Most men change their
+ countenance and their voice where their wits fail, and by an unseasonable
+ anger, instead of revenging themselves, accuse at once their own folly and
+ impatience. In this jollity, we sometimes pinch the secret strings of our
+ imperfections which, at another and graver time, we cannot touch without
+ offence, and so profitably give one another a hint of our defects. There
+ are other jeux de main,&mdash;[practical jokes]&mdash;rude and indiscreet,
+ after the French manner, that I mortally hate; my skin is very tender and
+ sensible: I have in my time seen two princes of the blood buried upon that
+ very account. ‘Tis unhandsome to fight in play. As to the rest, when
+ I have a mind to judge of any one, I ask him how far he is contented with
+ himself; to what degree his speaking or his work pleases him. I will none
+ of these fine excuses, “I did it only in sport,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ ‘Ablatum mediis opus est incudibus istud.’
+
+ [“That work was taken from the anvil half finished.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., i. 6, 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was not an hour about it: I have never looked at it since.” Well,
+ then, say I, lay these aside, and give me a perfect one, such as you would
+ be measured by. And then, what do you think is the best thing in your
+ work? is it this part or that? is it grace or the matter, the invention,
+ the judgment, or the learning? For I find that men are, commonly, as wide
+ of the mark in judging of their own works, as of those of others; not only
+ by reason of the kindness they have for them, but for want of capacity to
+ know and distinguish them: the work, by its own force and fortune, may
+ second the workman, and sometimes outstrip him, beyond his invention and
+ knowledge. For my part, I judge of the value of other men’s works
+ more obscurely than of my own; and place the Essays, now high, or low,
+ with great doubt and inconstancy. There are several books that are useful
+ upon the account of their subjects, from which the author derives no
+ praise; and good books, as well as good works, that shame the workman. I
+ may write the manner of our feasts, and the fashion of our clothes, and
+ may write them ill; I may publish the edicts of my time, and the letters
+ of princes that pass from hand to hand; I may make an abridgment of a good
+ book (and every abridgment of a good book is a foolish abridgment), which
+ book shall come to be lost; and so on: posterity will derive a singular
+ utility from such compositions: but what honour shall I have unless by
+ great good fortune? Most part of the famous books are of this condition.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I read Philip de Commines, doubtless a very good author, several
+ years ago, I there took notice of this for no vulgar saying, “That a
+ man must have a care not to do his master so great service, that at last
+ he will not know how to give him his just reward”; but I ought to
+ commend the invention, not him, because I met with it in Tacitus, not long
+ since:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Beneficia ea usque lxta sunt, dum videntur exsolvi posse;
+ ubi multum antevenere, pro gratis odium redditur;”
+
+ [“Benefits are so far acceptable as they appear to be capable of
+ recompense; where they much exceed that point, hatred is returned
+ instead of thanks.”&mdash;Tacitus, Annal., iv. 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and Seneca vigorously says:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam qui putat esse turpe non reddere,
+ non vult esse cui reddat:”
+
+ [“For he who thinks it a shame not to requite, does not wish to
+ have the man live to whom he owes return.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 81.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Q. Cicero says with less directness.:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui se non putat satisfacere,
+ amicus esse nullo modo potest.”
+
+ [“Who thinks himself behind in obligation, can by no
+ means be a friend.”&mdash;Q. Cicero, De Petitione Consul, c. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The subject, according to what it is, may make a man looked upon as
+ learned and of good memory; but to judge in him the parts that are most
+ his own and the most worthy, the vigour and beauty of his soul, one must
+ first know what is his own and what is not; and in that which is not his
+ own, how much we are obliged to him for the choice, disposition, ornament,
+ and language he has there presented us with. What if he has borrowed the
+ matter and spoiled the form, as it often falls out? We, who are little
+ read in books, are in this strait, that when we meet with a high fancy in
+ some new poet, or some strong argument in a preacher, we dare not,
+ nevertheless, commend it till we have first informed ourselves, through
+ some learned man, if it be the writer’s wit or borrowed from some
+ other; until that I always stand upon my guard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have lately been reading the history of Tacitus quite through, without
+ interrupting it with anything else (which but seldom happens with me, it
+ being twenty years since I have kept to any one book an hour together),
+ and I did it at the instance of a gentleman for whom France has a great
+ esteem, as well for his own particular worth, as upon the account of a
+ constant form of capacity and virtue which runs through a great many
+ brothers of them. I do not know any author in a public narrative who mixes
+ so much consideration of manners and particular inclinations: and I am of
+ a quite contrary opinion to him, holding that, having especially to follow
+ the lives of the emperors of his time, so various and extreme in all sorts
+ of forms, so many notable actions as their cruelty especially produced in
+ their subjects, he had a stronger and more attractive matter to treat of
+ than if he had had to describe battles and universal commotions; so that I
+ often find him sterile, running over those brave deaths as if he feared to
+ trouble us with their multitude and length. This form of history is by
+ much the most useful; public movements depend most upon the conduct of
+ fortune, private ones upon our own. ‘Tis rather a judgment than a
+ narration of history; there are in it more precepts than stories: it is
+ not a book to read, ‘tis a book to study and learn; ‘tis full
+ of sententious opinions, right or wrong; ‘tis a nursery of ethic and
+ politic discourses, for the use and ornament of those who have any place
+ in the government of the world. He always argues by strong and solid
+ reasons, after a pointed and subtle manner, according to the affected
+ style of that age, which was so in love with an inflated manner, that
+ where point and subtlety were wanting in things it supplied these with
+ lofty and swelling words. ‘Tis not much unlike the style of Seneca:
+ I look upon Tacitus as more sinewy, and Seneca as more sharp. His pen
+ seems most proper for a troubled and sick state, as ours at present is;
+ you would often say that he paints and pinches us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They who doubt his good faith sufficiently accuse themselves of being his
+ enemy upon some other account. His opinions are sound, and lean to the
+ right side in the Roman affairs. And yet I am angry at him for judging
+ more severely of Pompey than consists with the opinion of those worthy men
+ who lived in the same time, and had dealings with him; and to have reputed
+ him on a par with Marius and Sylla, excepting that he was more close.
+ Other writers have not acquitted his intention in the government of
+ affairs from ambition and revenge; and even his friends were afraid that
+ victory would have transported him beyond the bounds of reason, but not to
+ so immeasurable a degree as theirs; nothing in his life threatened such
+ express cruelty and tyranny. Neither ought we to set suspicion against
+ evidence; and therefore I do not believe Plutarch in this matter. That his
+ narrations were genuine and straightforward may, perhaps, be argued from
+ this very thing, that they do not always apply to the conclusions of his
+ judgments, which he follows according to the bias he has taken, very often
+ beyond the matter he presents us withal, which he has not deigned to alter
+ in the least degree. He needs no excuse for having approved the religion
+ of his time, according as the laws enjoined, and to have been ignorant of
+ the true; this was his misfortune, not his fault.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have principally considered his judgment, and am not very well satisfied
+ therewith throughout; as these words in the letter that Tiberius, old and
+ sick, sent to the senate. “What shall I write to you, sirs, or how
+ should I write to you, or what should I not write to you at this time? May
+ the gods and goddesses lay a worse punishment upon me than I am every day
+ tormented with, if I know!” I do not see why he should so positively
+ apply them to a sharp remorse that tormented the conscience of Tiberius;
+ at least, when I was in the same condition, I perceived no such thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this also seemed to me a little mean in him that, having to say that
+ he had borne an honourable office in Rome, he excuses himself that he does
+ not say it out of ostentation; this seems, I say, mean for such a soul as
+ his; for not to speak roundly of a man’s self implies some want of
+ courage; a man of solid and lofty judgment, who judges soundly and surely,
+ makes use of his own example upon all occasions, as well as those of
+ others; and gives evidence as freely of himself as of a third person. We
+ are to pass by these common rules of civility, in favour of truth and
+ liberty. I dare not only speak of myself, but to speak only of myself:
+ when I write of anything else, I miss my way and wander from my subject. I
+ am not so indiscreetly enamoured of myself, so wholly mixed up with, and
+ bound to myself, that I cannot distinguish and consider myself apart, as I
+ do a neighbour or a tree: ‘tis equally a fault not to discern how
+ far a man’s worth extends, and to say more than a man discovers in
+ himself. We owe more love to God than to ourselves, and know Him less; and
+ yet speak of Him as much as we will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the writings of Tacitus indicate anything true of his qualities, he was
+ a great personage, upright and bold, not of a superstitious but of a
+ philosophical and generous virtue. One may think him bold in his
+ relations; as where he tells us, that a soldier carrying a burden of wood,
+ his hands were so frozen and so stuck to the load that they there remained
+ closed and dead, being severed from his arms. I always in such things bow
+ to the authority of so great witnesses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What also he says, that Vespasian, “by the favour of the god
+ Serapis, cured a blind woman at Alexandria by anointing her eyes with his
+ spittle, and I know not what other miracle,” he says by the example
+ and duty of all his good historians. They record all events of importance;
+ and amongst public incidents are the popular rumours and opinions. ‘Tis
+ their part to relate common beliefs, not to regulate them: that part
+ concerns divines and philosophers, directors of consciences; and therefore
+ it was that this companion of his, and a great man like himself, very
+ wisely said:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Equidem plura transcribo, quam credo: nam nec affirmare
+ sustineo, de quibus dubito, nec subducere quae accepi;”
+
+ [“Truly, I set down more things than I believe, for I can neither
+ affirm things whereof I doubt, nor suppress what I have heard.”
+ &mdash;Quintus Curtius, ix.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and this other:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Haec neque affirmare neque refellere operae
+ pretium est; famae rerum standum est.”
+
+ [“‘Tis neither worth the while to affirm or to refute these things;
+ we must stand to report”&mdash;Livy, i., Praef., and viii. 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And writing in an age wherein the belief of prodigies began to decline, he
+ says he would not, nevertheless, forbear to insert in his Annals, and to
+ give a relation of things received by so many worthy men, and with so
+ great reverence of antiquity; ‘tis very well said. Let them deliver
+ to us history, more as they receive it than as they believe it. I, who am
+ monarch of the matter whereof I treat, and who am accountable to none, do
+ not, nevertheless, always believe myself; I often hazard sallies of my own
+ wit, wherein I very much suspect myself, and certain verbal quibbles, at
+ which I shake my ears; but I let them go at a venture. I see that others
+ get reputation by such things: ‘tis not for me alone to judge. I
+ present myself standing and lying, before and behind, my right side and my
+ left, and, in all my natural postures. Wits, though equal in force, are
+ not always equal in taste and application.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is what my memory presents to me in gross, and with uncertainty
+ enough; all judgments in gross are weak and imperfect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IX&mdash;&mdash;OF VANITY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is, peradventure, no more manifest vanity than to write of it so
+ vainly. That which divinity has so divinely expressed to us&mdash;[“Vanity
+ of vanities: all is vanity.”&mdash;Eccles., i. 2.]&mdash;ought to be
+ carefully and continually meditated by men of understanding. Who does not
+ see that I have taken a road, in which, incessantly and without labour, I
+ shall proceed so long as there shall be ink and paper in the world? I can
+ give no account of my life by my actions; fortune has placed them too low:
+ I must do it by my fancies. And yet I have seen a gentleman who only
+ communicated his life by the workings of his belly: you might see on his
+ premises a show of a row of basins of seven or eight days’ standing;
+ it was his study, his discourse; all other talk stank in his nostrils.
+ Here, but not so nauseous, are the excrements of an old mind, sometimes
+ thick, sometimes thin, and always indigested. And when shall I have done
+ representing the continual agitation and mutation of my thoughts, as they
+ come into my head, seeing that Diomedes wrote six thousand books upon the
+ sole subject of grammar?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [It was not Diomedes, but Didymus the grammarian, who, as Seneca
+ (Ep., 88) tells us, wrote four not six thousand books on questions
+ of vain literature, which was the principal study of the ancient
+ grammarian.&mdash;Coste. But the number is probably exaggerated, and for
+ books we should doubtless read pamphlets or essays.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What, then, ought prating to produce, since prattling and the first
+ beginning to speak, stuffed the world with such a horrible load of
+ volumes? So many words for words only. O Pythagoras, why didst not thou
+ allay this tempest? They accused one Galba of old for living idly; he made
+ answer, “That every one ought to give account of his actions, but
+ not of his home.” He was mistaken, for justice also takes cognisance
+ of those who glean after the reaper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there should be some restraint of law against foolish and impertinent
+ scribblers, as well as against vagabonds and idle persons; which if there
+ were, both I and a hundred others would be banished from the reach of our
+ people. I do not speak this in jest: scribbling seems to be a symptom of a
+ disordered and licentious age. When did we write so much as since our
+ troubles? when the Romans so much, as upon the point of ruin? Besides
+ that, the refining of wits does not make people wiser in a government:
+ this idle employment springs from this, that every one applies himself
+ negligently to the duty of his vocation, and is easily debauched from it.
+ The corruption of the age is made up by the particular contribution of
+ every individual man; some contribute treachery, others injustice,
+ irreligion, tyranny, avarice, cruelty, according to their power; the
+ weaker sort contribute folly, vanity, and idleness; of these I am one. It
+ seems as if it were the season for vain things, when the hurtful oppress
+ us; in a time when doing ill is common, to do but what signifies nothing
+ is a kind of commendation. ‘Tis my comfort, that I shall be one of
+ the last who shall be called in question; and whilst the greater offenders
+ are being brought to account, I shall have leisure to amend: for it would,
+ methinks, be against reason to punish little inconveniences, whilst we are
+ infested with the greater. As the physician Philotimus said to one who
+ presented him his finger to dress, and who he perceived, both by his
+ complexion and his breath, had an ulcer in his lungs: “Friend, it is
+ not now time to play with your nails.” &mdash;[Plutarch, How we may
+ distinguish a Flatterer from a Friend.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet I saw, some years ago, a person, whose name and memory I have in
+ very great esteem, in the very height of our great disorders, when there
+ was neither law nor justice, nor magistrate who performed his office, no
+ more than there is now, publish I know not what pitiful reformations about
+ cloths, cookery, and law chicanery. Those are amusements wherewith to feed
+ a people that are ill-used, to show that they are not totally forgotten.
+ Those others do the same, who insist upon prohibiting particular ways of
+ speaking, dances, and games, to a people totally abandoned to all sorts of
+ execrable vices. ‘Tis no time to bathe and cleanse one’s self,
+ when one is seized by a violent fever; it was for the Spartans alone to
+ fall to combing and curling themselves, when they were just upon the point
+ of running headlong into some extreme danger of their life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, I have that worse custom, that if my slipper go awry, I let
+ my shirt and my cloak do so too; I scorn to mend myself by halves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I am in a bad plight, I fasten upon the mischief; I abandon myself
+ through despair; I let myself go towards the precipice, and, as they say,
+ “throw the helve after the hatchet”; I am obstinate in growing
+ worse, and think myself no longer worth my own care; I am either well or
+ ill throughout. ‘T is a favour to me, that the desolation of this
+ kingdom falls out in the desolation of my age: I better suffer that my ill
+ be multiplied, than if my well had been disturbed.&mdash;[That, being ill,
+ I should grow worse, than that, being well, I should grow ill.]&mdash;The
+ words I utter in mishap are words of anger: my courage sets up its
+ bristles, instead of letting them down; and, contrary to others, I am more
+ devout in good than in evil fortune, according to the precept of Xenophon,
+ if not according to his reason; and am more ready to turn up my eyes to
+ heaven to return thanks, than to crave. I am more solicitous to improve my
+ health, when I am well, than to restore it when I am sick; prosperities
+ are the same discipline and instruction to me that adversities and rods
+ are to others. As if good fortune were a thing inconsistent with good
+ conscience, men never grow good but in evil fortune. Good fortune is to me
+ a singular spur to modesty and moderation: an entreaty wins, a threat
+ checks me; favour makes me bend, fear stiffens me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst human conditions this is common enough: to be better pleased with
+ foreign things than with our own, and to love innovation and change:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipsa dies ideo nos grato perluit haustu,
+ Quod permutatis hora recurrit equis:”
+
+ [“The light of day itself shines more pleasantly upon us because it
+ changes its horses every hour.” Spoke of a water hour-glass,
+ adds Cotton.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have my share. Those who follow the other extreme, of being quite
+ satisfied and pleased with and in themselves, of valuing what they have
+ above all the rest, and of concluding no beauty can be greater than what
+ they see, if they are not wiser than we, are really more happy; I do not
+ envy their wisdom, but their good fortune.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This greedy humour of new and unknown things helps to nourish in me the
+ desire of travel; but a great many more circumstances contribute to it; I
+ am very willing to quit the government of my house. There is, I confess, a
+ kind of convenience in commanding, though it were but in a barn, and in
+ being obeyed by one’s people; but ‘tis too uniform and languid
+ a pleasure, and is, moreover, of necessity mixed with a thousand vexatious
+ thoughts: one while the poverty and the oppression of your tenants:
+ another, quarrels amongst neighbours: another, the trespasses they make
+ upon you afflict you;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aut verberatae grandine vineae,
+ Fundusque mendax, arbore nunc aquas
+ Culpante, nunc torrentia agros
+ Sidera, nunc hyemes iniquas.”
+
+ [“Or hail-smitten vines and the deceptive farm; now trees damaged
+ by the rains, or years of dearth, now summer’s heat burning up the
+ petals, now destructive winters.”&mdash;Horatius, Od., iii. I, 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that God scarce in six months sends a season wherein your bailiff can
+ do his business as he should; but that if it serves the vines, it spoils
+ the meadows:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Aut nimiis torret fervoribus aetherius sol,
+ Aut subiti perimunt imbres, gelidoeque pruinae,
+ Flabraque ventorum violento turbine vexant;”
+
+ [“Either the scorching sun burns up your fields, or sudden rains or
+ frosts destroy your harvests, or a violent wind carries away all
+ before it.”&mdash;Lucretius, V. 216.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ to which may be added the new and neat-made shoe of the man of old, that
+ hurts your foot,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Leclerc maliciously suggests that this is a sly hit at Montaigne’s
+ wife, the man of old being the person mentioned in Plutarch’s Life
+ of Paulus Emilius, c. 3, who, when his friends reproached him for
+ repudiating his wife, whose various merits they extolled, pointed to
+ his shoe, and said, “That looks a nice well-made shoe to you; but I
+ alone know where it pinches.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that a stranger does not understand how much it costs you, and what
+ you contribute to maintain that show of order that is seen in your family,
+ and that peradventure you buy too dear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I came late to the government of a house: they whom nature sent into the
+ world before me long eased me of that trouble; so that I had already taken
+ another bent more suitable to my humour. Yet, for so much as I have seen,
+ ‘tis an employment more troublesome than hard; whoever is capable of
+ anything else, will easily do this. Had I a mind to be rich, that way
+ would seem too long; I had served my kings, a more profitable traffic than
+ any other. Since I pretend to nothing but the reputation of having got
+ nothing or dissipated nothing, conformably to the rest of my life,
+ improper either to do good or ill of any moment, and that I only desire to
+ pass on, I can do it, thanks be to God, without any great endeavour. At
+ the worst, evermore prevent poverty by lessening your expense; ‘tis
+ that which I make my great concern, and doubt not but to do it before I
+ shall be compelled. As to the rest, I have sufficiently settled my
+ thoughts to live upon less than I have, and live contentedly:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non aestimatione census, verum victu atque cultu,
+ terminantur pecunix modus.”
+
+ [“‘Tis not by the value of possessions, but by our daily subsistence
+ and tillage, that our riches are truly estimated.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Paradox, vi. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ My real need does not so wholly take up all I have, that Fortune has not
+ whereon to fasten her teeth without biting to the quick. My presence,
+ heedless and ignorant as it is, does me great service in my domestic
+ affairs; I employ myself in them, but it goes against the hair, finding
+ that I have this in my house, that though I burn my candle at one end by
+ myself, the other is not spared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Journeys do me no harm but only by their expense, which is great, and more
+ than I am well able to bear, being always wont to travel with not only a
+ necessary, but a handsome equipage; I must make them so much shorter and
+ fewer; I spend therein but the froth, and what I have reserved for such
+ uses, delaying and deferring my motion till that be ready. I will not that
+ the pleasure of going abroad spoil the pleasure of being retired at home;
+ on the contrary, I intend they shall nourish and favour one another.
+ Fortune has assisted me in this, that since my principal profession in
+ this life was to live at ease, and rather idly than busily, she has
+ deprived me of the necessity of growing rich to provide for the multitude
+ of my heirs. If there be not enough for one, of that whereof I had so
+ plentifully enough, at his peril be it: his imprudence will not deserve
+ that I should wish him any more. And every one, according to the example
+ of Phocion, provides sufficiently for his children who so provides for
+ them as to leave them as much as was left him. I should by no means like
+ Crates’ way. He left his money in the hands of a banker with this
+ condition&mdash;that if his children were fools, he should then give it to
+ them; if wise, he should then distribute it to the most foolish of the
+ people; as if fools, for being less capable of living without riches, were
+ more capable of using them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At all events, the damage occasioned by my absence seems not to deserve,
+ so long as I am able to support it, that I should waive the occasions of
+ diverting myself by that troublesome assistance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is always something that goes amiss. The affairs, one while of one
+ house, and then of another, tear you to pieces; you pry into everything
+ too near; your perspicacity hurts you here, as well as in other things. I
+ steal away from occasions of vexing myself, and turn from the knowledge of
+ things that go amiss; and yet I cannot so order it, but that every hour I
+ jostle against something or other that displeases me; and the tricks that
+ they most conceal from me, are those that I the soonest come to know; some
+ there are that, not to make matters worse, a man must himself help to
+ conceal. Vain vexations; vain sometimes, but always vexations. The
+ smallest and slightest impediments are the most piercing: and as little
+ letters most tire the eyes, so do little affairs most disturb us. The rout
+ of little ills more offend than one, how great soever. By how much
+ domestic thorns are numerous and slight, by so much they prick deeper and
+ without warning, easily surprising us when least we suspect them.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Now Homer shews us clearly enough how surprise gives the advantage;
+ who represents Ulysses weeping at the death of his dog; and not
+ weeping at the tears of his mother; the first accident, trivial as
+ it was, got the better of him, coming upon him quite unexpectedly;
+ he sustained the second, though more potent, because he was prepared
+ for it. ‘Tis light occasions that humble our lives. ]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am no philosopher; evils oppress me according to their weight, and they
+ weigh as much according to the form as the matter, and very often more. If
+ I have therein more perspicacity than the vulgar, I have also more
+ patience; in short, they weigh with me, if they do not hurt me. Life is a
+ tender thing, and easily molested. Since my age has made me grow more
+ pensive and morose,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nemo enim resistit sibi, cum caeperit impelli,”
+
+ [“For no man resists himself when he has begun to be driven
+ forward.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for the most trivial cause imaginable, I irritate that humour, which
+ afterwards nourishes and exasperates itself of its own motion; attracting
+ and heaping up matter upon matter whereon to feed:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Stillicidi casus lapidem cavat:”
+
+ [“The ever falling drop hollows out a stone.”&mdash;Lucretius, i. 314.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ these continual tricklings consume and ulcerate me. Ordinary
+ inconveniences are never light; they are continual and inseparable,
+ especially when they spring from the members of a family, continual and
+ inseparable. When I consider my affairs at distance and in gross, I find,
+ because perhaps my memory is none of the best, that they have gone on
+ hitherto improving beyond my reason or expectation; my revenue seems
+ greater than it is; its prosperity betrays me: but when I pry more
+ narrowly into the business, and see how all things go:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tum vero in curas animum diducimus omnes;”
+
+ [“Indeed we lead the mind into all sorts of cares.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, v. 720.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have a thousand things to desire and to fear. To give them quite over,
+ is very easy for me to do: but to look after them without trouble, is very
+ hard. ‘Tis a miserable thing to be in a place where everything you
+ see employs and concerns you; and I fancy that I more cheerfully enjoy the
+ pleasures of another man’s house, and with greater and a purer
+ relish, than those of my own. Diogenes answered according to my humour him
+ who asked him what sort of wine he liked the best: “That of another,”
+ said he.&mdash;[Diogenes Laertius, vi. 54.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My father took a delight in building at Montaigne, where he was born; and
+ in all the government of domestic affairs I love to follow his example and
+ rules, and I shall engage those who are to succeed me, as much as in me
+ lies, to do the same. Could I do better for him, I would; and am proud
+ that his will is still performing and acting by me. God forbid that in my
+ hands I should ever suffer any image of life, that I am able to render to
+ so good a father, to fail. And wherever I have taken in hand to strengthen
+ some old foundations of walls, and to repair some ruinous buildings, in
+ earnest I have done it more out of respect to his design, than my own
+ satisfaction; and am angry at myself that I have not proceeded further to
+ finish the beginnings he left in his house, and so much the more because I
+ am very likely to be the last possessor of my race, and to give the last
+ hand to it. For, as to my own particular application, neither the pleasure
+ of building, which they say is so bewitching, nor hunting, nor gardens,
+ nor the other pleasures of a retired life, can much amuse me. And ‘tis
+ what I am angry at myself for, as I am for all other opinions that are
+ incommodious to me; which I would not so much care to have vigorous and
+ learned, as I would have them easy and convenient for life, they are true
+ and sound enough, if they are useful and pleasing. Such as hear me declare
+ my ignorance in husbandry, whisper in my ear that it is disdain, and that
+ I neglect to know its instruments, its seasons, its order, how they dress
+ my vines, how they graft, and to know the names and forms of herbs and
+ fruits, and the preparing the meat on which I live, the names and prices
+ of the stuffs I wear, because, say they; I have set my heart upon some
+ higher knowledge; they kill me in saying so. It is not disdain; it is
+ folly, and rather stupidity than glory; I had rather be a good horseman
+ than a good logician:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quin to aliquid saltem potius, quorum indiget usus,
+ Viminibus mollique paras detexere junco.”
+
+ [“‘Dost thou not rather do something which is required, and make
+ osier and reed basket.”&mdash;Virgil, Eclog., ii. 71.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We occupy our thoughts about the general, and about universal causes and
+ conducts, which will very well carry on themselves without our care; and
+ leave our own business at random, and Michael much more our concern than
+ man. Now I am, indeed, for the most part at home; but I would be there
+ better pleased than anywhere else:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sit meae sedes utinam senectae,
+ Sit modus lasso maris, et viarum,
+ Militiaeque.”
+
+ [“Let my old age have a fixed seat; let there be a limit to fatigues
+ from the sea, journeys, warfare.”&mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 6, 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I know not whether or no I shall bring it about. I could wish that,
+ instead of some other member of his succession, my father had resigned to
+ me the passionate affection he had in his old age to his household
+ affairs; he was happy in that he could accommodate his desires to his
+ fortune, and satisfy himself with what he had; political philosophy may to
+ much purpose condemn the meanness and sterility of my employment, if I can
+ once come to relish it, as he did. I am of opinion that the most
+ honourable calling is to serve the public, and to be useful to many,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fructus enim ingenii et virtutis, omnisque praestantiae,
+ tum maximus capitur, quum in proximum quemque confertur:”
+
+ [“For the greatest enjoyment of evil and virtue, and of all
+ excellence, is experienced when they are conferred on some one
+ nearest.”&mdash;Cicero, De Amicil., c.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for myself, I disclaim it; partly out of conscience (for where I see the
+ weight that lies upon such employments, I perceive also the little means I
+ have to supply it; and Plato, a master in all political government
+ himself, nevertheless took care to abstain from it), and partly out of
+ cowardice. I content myself with enjoying the world without bustle;
+ only-to live an excusable life, and such as may neither be a burden to
+ myself nor to any other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Never did any man more fully and feebly suffer himself to be governed by a
+ third person than I should do, had I any one to whom to entrust myself.
+ One of my wishes at this time should be, to have a son-in-law that knew
+ handsomely how to cherish my old age, and to rock it asleep; into whose
+ hands I might deposit, in full sovereignty, the management and use of all
+ my goods, that he might dispose of them as I do, and get by them what I
+ get, provided that he on his part were truly acknowledging, and a friend.
+ But we live in a world where loyalty of one’s own children is
+ unknown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who has the charge of my purse in his travels, has it purely and
+ without control; he could cheat me thoroughly, if he came to reckoning;
+ and, if he is not a devil, I oblige him to deal faithfully with me by so
+ entire a trust:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Multi fallere do cuerunt, dum timent falli;
+ et aliis jus peccandi suspicando fecerunt.”
+
+ [“Many have taught others to deceive, while they fear to be
+ deceived, and, by suspecting them, have given them a title to do
+ ill.”&mdash;Seneca, Epist., 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The most common security I take of my people is ignorance; I never presume
+ any to be vicious till I have first found them so; and repose the most
+ confidence in the younger sort, that I think are least spoiled by ill
+ example. I had rather be told at two months’ end that I have spent
+ four hundred crowns, than to have my ears battered every night with three,
+ five, seven: and I have been, in this way, as little robbed as another. It
+ is true, I am willing enough not to see it; I, in some sort, purposely,
+ harbour a kind of perplexed, uncertain knowledge of my money: up to a
+ certain point, I am content to doubt. One must leave a little room for the
+ infidelity or indiscretion of a servant; if you have left enough, in
+ gross, to do your business, let the overplus of Fortune’s liberality
+ run a little more freely at her mercy; ‘tis the gleaner’s
+ portion. After all, I do not so much value the fidelity of my people as I
+ contemn their injury. What a mean and ridiculous thing it is for a man to
+ study his money, to delight in handling and telling it over and over
+ again! ‘Tis by this avarice makes its approaches.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In eighteen years that I have had my estate in my, own hands, I could
+ never prevail with myself either to read over my deeds or examine my
+ principal affairs, which ought, of necessity, to pass under my knowledge
+ and inspection. ‘Tis not a philosophical disdain of worldly and
+ transitory things; my taste is not purified to that degree, and I value
+ them at as great a rate, at least, as they are worth; but ‘tis, in
+ truth, an inexcusable and childish laziness and negligence. What would I
+ not rather do than read a contract? or than, as a slave to my own
+ business, tumble over those dusty writings? or, which is worse, those of
+ another man, as so many do nowadays, to get money? I grudge nothing but
+ care and trouble, and endeavour nothing so much, as to be careless and at
+ ease. I had been much fitter, I believe, could it have been without
+ obligation and servitude, to have lived upon another man’s fortune
+ than my own: and, indeed, I do not know, when I examine it nearer,
+ whether, according to my humour, what I have to suffer from my affairs and
+ servants, has not in it something more abject, troublesome, and tormenting
+ than there would be in serving a man better born than myself, who would
+ govern me with a gentle rein, and a little at my own case:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Servitus obedientia est fracti animi et abjecti,
+ arbitrio carentis suo.”
+
+ [“Servitude is the obedience of a subdued and abject mind, wanting
+ its own free will.”&mdash;Cicero, Paradox, V. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Crates did worse, who threw himself into the liberty of poverty, only to
+ rid himself of the inconveniences and cares of his house. This is what I
+ would not do; I hate poverty equally with pain; but I could be content to
+ change the kind of life I live for another that was humbler and less
+ chargeable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When absent from home, I divest myself of all these thoughts, and should
+ be less concerned for the ruin of a tower, than I am, when present, at the
+ fall of a tile. My mind is easily composed at distance, but suffers as
+ much as that of the meanest peasant when I am at home; the reins of my
+ bridle being wrongly put on, or a strap flapping against my leg, will keep
+ me out of humour a day together. I raise my courage, well enough against
+ inconveniences: lift up my eyes I cannot:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sensus, o superi, sensus.”
+
+ [“The senses, O ye gods, the senses.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am at home responsible for whatever goes amiss. Few masters (I speak of
+ those of medium condition such as mine), and if there be any such, they
+ are more happy, can rely so much upon another, but that the greatest part
+ of the burden will lie upon their own shoulders. This takes much from my
+ grace in entertaining visitors, so that I have, peradventure, detained
+ some rather out of expectation of a good dinner, than by my own behaviour;
+ and lose much of the pleasure I ought to reap at my own house from the
+ visitation and assembling of my friends. The most ridiculous carriage of a
+ gentleman in his own house, is to see him bustling about the business of
+ the place, whispering one servant, and looking an angry look at another:
+ it ought insensibly to slide along, and to represent an ordinary current;
+ and I think it unhandsome to talk much to our guests of their
+ entertainment, whether by way of bragging or excuse. I love order and
+ cleanliness&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et cantharus et lanx
+ Ostendunt mihi me”&mdash;
+
+ [“The dishes and the glasses shew me my own reflection.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 5, 23]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ more than abundance; and at home have an exact regard to necessity, little
+ to outward show. If a footman falls to cuffs at another man’s house,
+ or stumble and throw a dish before him as he is carrying it up, you only
+ laugh and make a jest on’t; you sleep whilst the master of the house
+ is arranging a bill of fare with his steward for your morrow’s
+ entertainment. I speak according as I do myself; quite appreciating,
+ nevertheless, good husbandry in general, and how pleasant quiet and
+ prosperous household management, carried regularly on, is to some natures;
+ and not wishing to fasten my own errors and inconveniences to the thing;
+ nor to give Plato the lie, who looks upon it as the most pleasant
+ employment to every one to do his particular affairs without wrong to
+ another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I travel I have nothing to care for but myself, and the laying out my
+ money; which is disposed of by one single precept; too many things are
+ required to the raking it together; in that I understand nothing; in
+ spending, I understand a little, and how to give some show to my expense,
+ which is indeed its principal use; but I rely too ambitiously upon it,
+ which renders it unequal and difform, and, moreover, immoderate in both
+ the one and the other aspect; if it makes a show, if it serve the turn, I
+ indiscreetly let it run; and as indiscreetly tie up my purse-strings, if
+ it does not shine, and does not please me. Whatever it be, whether art or
+ nature, that imprints in us the condition of living by reference to
+ others, it does us much more harm than good; we deprive ourselves of our
+ own utilities, to accommodate appearances to the common opinion: we care
+ not so much what our being is, as to us and in reality, as what it is to
+ the public observation. Even the properties of the mind, and wisdom
+ itself, seem fruitless to us, if only enjoyed by ourselves, and if it
+ produce not itself to the view and approbation of others. There is a sort
+ of men whose gold runs in streams underground imperceptibly; others expose
+ it all in plates and branches; so that to the one a liard is worth a
+ crown, and to the others the inverse: the world esteeming its use and
+ value, according to the show. All over-nice solicitude about riches smells
+ of avarice: even the very disposing of it, with a too systematic and
+ artificial liberality, is not worth a painful superintendence and
+ solicitude: he, that will order his expense to just so much, makes it too
+ pinched and narrow. The keeping or spending are, of themselves,
+ indifferent things, and receive no colour of good or ill, but according to
+ the application of the will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The other cause that tempts me out to these journeys is, inaptitude for
+ the present manners in our state. I could easily console myself for this
+ corruption in regard to the public interest:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pejoraque saecula ferri
+ Temporibus, quorum sceleri non invenit ipsa
+ Nomen, et a nullo posuit natura metallo;”
+
+ [“And, worse than the iron ages, for whose crimes there is no
+ similitude in any of Nature’s metals.”&mdash;Juvenal, xiii. 28.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but not to my own. I am, in particular, too much oppressed by them: for,
+ in my neighbourhood, we are, of late, by the long licence of our civil
+ wars, grown old in so riotous a form of state,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quippe ubi fas versum atque nefas,”
+
+ [“Where wrong and right have changed places.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., i. 504.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ that in earnest, ‘tis a wonder how it can subsist:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Armati terram exercent, semperque recentes
+ Convectare juvat praedas; et vivere rapto.”
+
+ [“Men plough, girt with arms; ever delighting in fresh robberies,
+ and living by rapine.”&mdash;AEneid, vii. 748.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In fine, I see by our example, that the society of men is maintained and
+ held together, at what price soever; in what condition soever they are
+ placed, they still close and stick together, both moving and in heaps; as
+ ill united bodies, that, shuffled together without order, find of
+ themselves a means to unite and settle, often better than they could have
+ been disposed by art. King Philip mustered up a rabble of the most wicked
+ and incorrigible rascals he could pick out, and put them all together into
+ a city he had caused to be built for that purpose, which bore their name:
+ I believe that they, even from vices themselves, erected a government
+ amongst them, and a commodious and just society. I see, not one action, or
+ three, or a hundred, but manners, in common and received use, so
+ ferocious, especially in inhumanity and treachery, which are to me the
+ worst of all vices, that I have not the heart to think of them without
+ horror; and almost as much admire as I detest them: the exercise of these
+ signal villainies carries with it as great signs of vigour and force of
+ soul, as of error and disorder. Necessity reconciles and brings men
+ together; and this accidental connection afterwards forms itself into
+ laws: for there have been such, as savage as any human opinion could
+ conceive, who, nevertheless, have maintained their body with as much
+ health and length of life as any Plato or Aristotle could invent. And
+ certainly, all these descriptions of polities, feigned by art, are found
+ to be ridiculous and unfit to be put in practice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These great and tedious debates about the best form of society, and the
+ most commodious rules to bind us, are debates only proper for the exercise
+ of our wits; as in the arts there are several subjects which have their
+ being in agitation and controversy, and have no life but there. Such an
+ idea of government might be of some value in a new world; but we take a
+ world already made, and formed to certain customs; we do not beget it, as
+ Pyrrha or Cadmus did. By what means soever we may have the privilege to
+ redress and reform it anew, we can hardly writhe it from its wonted bent,
+ but we shall break all. Solon being asked whether he had established the
+ best laws he could for the Athenians; “Yes,” said he, “of
+ those they would have received.” Varro excuses himself after the
+ same manner: “that if he were to begin to write of religion, he
+ would say what he believed; but seeing it was already received, he would
+ write rather according to use than nature.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not according to opinion, but in truth and reality, the best and most
+ excellent government for every nation is that under which it is
+ maintained: its form and essential convenience depend upon custom. We are
+ apt to be displeased at the present condition; but I, nevertheless,
+ maintain that to desire command in a few&mdash;[an oligarchy.]&mdash; in a
+ republic, or another sort of government in monarchy than that already
+ established, is both vice and folly:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ayme l’estat, tel que to le veois estre
+ S’il est royal ayme la royaute;
+ S’il est de peu, ou biers communaute,
+ Ayme l’aussi; car Dieu t’y a faict naistre.”
+
+ [“Love the government, such as you see it to be. If it be royal,
+ love royalty; if it is a republic of any sort, still love it; for
+ God himself created thee therein.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ So wrote the good Monsieur de Pibrac, whom we have lately lost, a man of
+ so excellent a wit, such sound opinions, and such gentle manners. This
+ loss, and that at the same time we have had of Monsieur de Foix, are of so
+ great importance to the crown, that I do not know whether there is another
+ couple in France worthy to supply the places of these two Gascons in
+ sincerity and wisdom in the council of our kings. They were both variously
+ great men, and certainly, according to the age, rare and great, each of
+ them in his kind: but what destiny was it that placed them in these times,
+ men so remote from and so disproportioned to our corruption and intestine
+ tumults?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing presses so hard upon a state as innovation: change only gives form
+ to injustice and tyranny. When any piece is loosened, it may be proper to
+ stay it; one may take care that the alteration and corruption natural to
+ all things do not carry us too far from our beginnings and principles: but
+ to undertake to found so great a mass anew, and to change the foundations
+ of so vast a building, is for them to do, who to make clean, efface; who
+ reform particular defects by an universal confusion, and cure diseases by
+ death:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non tam commutandarum quam evertendarum rerum cupidi.”
+
+ [“Not so desirous of changing as of overthrowing things.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic., ii. i.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The world is unapt to be cured; and so impatient of anything that presses
+ it, that it thinks of nothing but disengaging itself at what price soever.
+ We see by a thousand examples, that it ordinarily cures itself to its
+ cost. The discharge of a present evil is no cure, if there be not a
+ general amendment of condition. The surgeon’s end is not only to cut
+ away the dead flesh; that is but the progress of his cure; he has a care,
+ over and above, to fill up the wound with better and more natural flesh,
+ and to restore the member to its due state. Whoever only proposes to
+ himself to remove that which offends him, falls short: for good does not
+ necessarily succeed evil; another evil may succeed, and a worse, as it
+ happened to Caesar’s murderers, who brought the republic to such a
+ pass, that they had reason to repent the meddling with the matter. The
+ same has since happened to several others, even down to our own times: the
+ French, my contemporaries, know it well enough. All great mutations shake
+ and disorder a state.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever would look direct at a cure, and well consider of it before he
+ began, would be very willing to withdraw his hands from meddling in it.
+ Pacuvius Calavius corrected the vice of this proceeding by a notable
+ example. His fellow-citizens were in mutiny against their magistrates; he
+ being a man of great authority in the city of Capua, found means one day
+ to shut up the Senators in the palace; and calling the people together in
+ the market-place, there told them that the day was now come wherein at
+ full liberty they might revenge themselves on the tyrants by whom they had
+ been so long oppressed, and whom he had now, all alone and unarmed, at his
+ mercy. He then advised that they should call these out, one by one, by
+ lot, and should individually determine as to each, causing whatever should
+ be decreed to be immediately executed; with this proviso, that they
+ should, at the same time, depute some honest man in the place of him who
+ was condemned, to the end there might be no vacancy in the Senate. They
+ had no sooner heard the name of one senator but a great cry of universal
+ dislike was raised up against him. “I see,” says Pacuvius,
+ “that we must put him out; he is a wicked fellow; let us look out a
+ good one in his room.” Immediately there was a profound silence,
+ every one being at a stand whom to choose. But one, more impudent than the
+ rest, having named his man, there arose yet a greater consent of voices
+ against him, an hundred imperfections being laid to his charge, and as
+ many just reasons why he should not stand. These contradictory humours
+ growing hot, it fared worse with the second senator and the third, there
+ being as much disagreement in the election of the new, as consent in the
+ putting out of the old. In the end, growing weary of this bustle to no
+ purpose, they began, some one way and some another, to steal out of the
+ assembly: every one carrying back this resolution in his mind, that the
+ oldest and best known evil was ever more supportable than one that was,
+ new and untried.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing how miserably we are agitated (for what have we not done!)
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Eheu! cicatricum, et sceleris pudet,
+ Fratrumque: quid nos dura refugimus
+ AEtas? quid intactum nefasti
+ Liquimus? Unde manus inventus
+ Metu Deorum continuit? quibus
+ Pepercit aris.”
+
+ [“Alas! our crimes and our fratricides are a shame to us! What
+ crime does this bad age shrink from? What wickedness have we left
+ undone? What youth is restrained from evil by the fear of the gods?
+ What altar is spared?”&mdash;Horace, Od., i. 33, 35]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not presently conclude,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipsa si velit Salus,
+ Servare prorsus non potest hanc familiam;”
+
+ [“If the goddess Salus herself wish to save this family, she
+ absolutely cannot”&mdash;Terence, Adelph., iv. 7, 43.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ we are not, peradventure, at our last gasp. The conservation of states is
+ a thing that, in all likelihood, surpasses our understanding;&mdash;a
+ civil government is, as Plato says, a mighty and puissant thing, and hard
+ to be dissolved; it often continues against mortal and intestine diseases,
+ against the injury of unjust laws, against tyranny, the corruption and
+ ignorance of magistrates, the licence and sedition of the people. In all
+ our fortunes, we compare ourselves to what is above us, and still look
+ towards those who are better: but let us measure ourselves with what is
+ below us: there is no condition so miserable wherein a man may not find a
+ thousand examples that will administer consolation. ‘Tis our vice
+ that we more unwillingly look upon what is above, than willingly upon what
+ is below; and Solon was used to say, that “whoever would make a heap
+ of all the ills together, there is no one who would not rather choose to
+ bear away the ills he has than to come to an equal division with all other
+ men from that heap, and take his share.” Our government is, indeed,
+ very sick, but there have been others more sick without dying. The gods
+ play at ball with us and bandy us every way:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Enimvero Dii nos homines quasi pilas habent.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The stars fatally destined the state of Rome for an example of what they
+ could do in this kind: in it are comprised all the forms and adventures
+ that concern a state: all that order or disorder, good or evil fortune,
+ can do. Who, then, can despair of his condition, seeing the shocks and
+ commotions wherewith Rome was tumbled and tossed, and yet withstood them
+ all? If the extent of dominion be the health of a state (which I by no
+ means think it is, and Isocrates pleases me when he instructs Nicocles not
+ to envy princes who have large dominions, but those who know how to
+ preserve those which have fallen into their hands), that of Rome was never
+ so sound, as when it was most sick. The worst of her forms was the most
+ fortunate; one can hardly discern any image of government under the first
+ emperors; it is the most horrible and tumultuous confusion that can be
+ imagined; it endured it, notwithstanding, and therein continued,
+ preserving not a monarchy limited within its own bounds, but so many
+ nations so differing, so remote, so disaffected, so confusedly commanded,
+ and so unjustly conquered:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec gentibus ullis
+ Commodat in populum, terra pelagique potentem,
+ Invidiam fortuna suam.”
+
+ [“Fortune never gave it to any nation to satisfy its hatred against
+ the people, masters of the seas and of the earth.”&mdash;Lucan, i. 32.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Everything that totters does not fall. The contexture of so great a body
+ holds by more nails than one; it holds even by its antiquity, like old
+ buildings, from which the foundations are worn away by time, without
+ rough-cast or mortar, which yet live and support themselves by their own
+ weight:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec jam validis radicibus haerens,
+ Pondere tuta suo est.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Moreover, it is not rightly to go to work, to examine only the flank and
+ the foss, to judge of the security of a place; we must observe which way
+ approaches can be made to it, and in what condition the assailant is: few
+ vessels sink with their own weight, and without some exterior violence.
+ Now, let us everyway cast our eyes; everything about us totters; in all
+ the great states, both of Christendom and elsewhere, that are known to us,
+ if you will but look, you will there see evident menace of alteration and
+ ruin:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et sua sunt illis incommoda; parque per omnes
+ Tempestas.”
+
+ [“They all share in the mischief; the tempest rages
+ everywhere.”&mdash;AEneid, ii.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Astrologers may very well, as they do, warn us of great revolutions and
+ imminent mutations: their prophecies are present and palpable, they need
+ not go to heaven to foretell this. There is not only consolation to be
+ extracted from this universal combination of ills and menaces, but,
+ moreover, some hopes of the continuation of our state, forasmuch as,
+ naturally, nothing falls where all falls: universal sickness is particular
+ health: conformity is antagonistic to dissolution. For my part, I despair
+ not, and fancy that I discover ways to save us:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Deus haec fortasse benigna
+ Reducet in sedem vice.”
+
+ [“The deity will perchance by a favourable turn restore us to our
+ former position.”&mdash;Horace, Epod., xiii. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Who knows but that God will have it happen, as in human bodies that purge
+ and restore themselves to a better state by long and grievous maladies,
+ which render them more entire and perfect health than that they took from
+ them? That which weighs the most with me is, that in reckoning the
+ symptoms of our ill, I see as many natural ones, and that Heaven sends us,
+ and properly its own, as of those that our disorder and human imprudence
+ contribute to it. The very stars seem to declare that we have already
+ continued long enough, and beyond the ordinary term. This also afflicts
+ me, that the mischief which nearest threatens us, is not an alteration in
+ the entire and solid mass, but its dissipation and divulsion, which is the
+ most extreme of our fears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I, moreover, fear, in these fantasies of mine, the treachery of my memory,
+ lest, by inadvertence, it should make me write the same thing twice. I
+ hate to examine myself, and never review, but very unwillingly, what has
+ once escaped my pen. I here set down nothing new. These are common
+ thoughts, and having, peradventure, conceived them an hundred times, I am
+ afraid I have set them down somewhere else already. Repetition is
+ everywhere troublesome, though it were in Homer; but ‘tis ruinous in
+ things that have only a superficial and transitory show. I do not love
+ over-insisting, even in the most profitable things, as in Seneca; and the
+ usage of his stoical school displeases me, to repeat, upon every subject,
+ at full length and width the principles and presuppositions that serve in
+ general, and always to realledge anew common and universal reasons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My memory grows cruelly worse every day:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pocula Lethaeos ut si ducentia somnos,
+ Arente fauce traxerim;”
+
+ [“As if my dry throat had drunk seducing cups of Lethaean
+ oblivion.”&mdash;Horace, Epod., xiv. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I must be fain for the time to come (for hitherto, thanks be to God,
+ nothing has happened much amiss), whereas others seek time and opportunity
+ to think of what they have to say, to avoid all preparation, for fear of
+ tying myself to some obligation upon which I must insist. To be tied and
+ bound to a thing puts me quite out, and to depend upon so weak an
+ instrument as my memory. I never read this following story that I am not
+ offended at it with a personal and natural resentment: Lyncestes, accused
+ of conspiracy against Alexander, the day that he was brought out before
+ the army, according to the custom, to be heard as to what he could say for
+ himself, had learned a studied speech, of which, hesitating and
+ stammering, he pronounced some words. Whilst growing more and more
+ perplexed, whilst struggling with his memory, and trying to recollect what
+ he had to say, the soldiers nearest to him charged their pikes against him
+ and killed him, looking upon him as convict; his confusion and silence
+ served them for a confession; for having had so much leisure to prepare
+ himself in prison, they concluded that it was not his memory that failed
+ him, but that his conscience tied up his tongue and stopped his mouth.
+ And, truly, well said; the place, the assembly, the expectation, astound a
+ man, even when he has but the ambition to speak well; what can a man do
+ when ‘tis an harangue upon which his life depends?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, the very being tied to what I am to say is enough to loose me
+ from it. When I wholly commit and refer myself to my memory, I lay so much
+ stress upon it that it sinks under me: it grows dismayed with the burden.
+ So much as I trust to it, so much do I put myself out of my own power,
+ even to the finding it difficult to keep my own countenance; and have been
+ sometimes very much put to it to conceal the slavery wherein I was
+ engaged; whereas my design is to manifest, in speaking, a perfect calmness
+ both of face and accent, and casual and unpremeditated motions, as rising
+ from present occasions, choosing rather to say nothing to purpose than to
+ show that I came prepared to speak well, a thing especially unbecoming a
+ man of my profession, and of too great obligation on him who cannot retain
+ much. The preparation begets a great deal more expectation than it will
+ satisfy. A man often strips himself to his doublet to leap no farther than
+ he would have done in his gown:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nihil est his, qui placere volunt, turn adversarium,
+ quam expectatio.”
+
+ [“Nothing is so adverse to those who make it their business to
+ please as expectation”&mdash;Cicero, Acad., ii. 4]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It is recorded of the orator Curio, that when he proposed the division of
+ his oration into three or four parts, or three or four arguments or
+ reasons, it often happened either that he forgot some one, or added one or
+ two more. I have always avoided falling into this inconvenience, having
+ ever hated these promises and prescriptions, not only out of distrust of
+ my memory, but also because this method relishes too much of the artist:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Simpliciora militares decent.”
+
+ [“Simplicity becomes warriors.”&mdash;Quintilian, Instit. Orat., xi. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis enough that I have promised to myself never again to take upon
+ me to speak in a place of respect, for as to speaking, when a man reads
+ his speech, besides that it is very absurd, it is a mighty disadvantage to
+ those who naturally could give it a grace by action; and to rely upon the
+ mercy of my present invention, I would much less do it; ‘tis heavy
+ and perplexed, and such as would never furnish me in sudden and important
+ necessities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Permit, reader, this essay its course also, and this third sitting to
+ finish the rest of my picture: I add, but I correct not. First, because I
+ conceive that a man having once parted with his labours to the world, he
+ has no further right to them; let him do better if he can, in some new
+ undertaking, but not adulterate what he has already sold. Of such dealers
+ nothing should be bought till after they are dead. Let them well consider
+ what they do before they, produce it to the light who hastens them? My
+ book is always the same, saving that upon every new edition (that the
+ buyer may not go away quite empty) I take the liberty to add (as ‘tis
+ but an ill jointed marqueterie) some supernumerary emblem; it is but
+ overweight, that does not disfigure the primitive form of the essays, but,
+ by a little artful subtlety, gives a kind of particular value to every one
+ of those that follow. Thence, however, will easily happen some
+ transposition of chronology, my stories taking place according to their
+ opportuneness, not always according to their age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Secondly, because as to what concerns myself, I fear to lose by change: my
+ understanding does not always go forward, it goes backward too. I do not
+ much less suspect my fancies for being the second or the third, than for
+ being the first, or present, or past; we often correct ourselves as
+ foolishly as we do others. I am grown older by a great many years since my
+ first publications, which were in the year 1580; but I very much doubt
+ whether I am grown an inch the wiser. I now, and I anon, are two several
+ persons; but whether better, I cannot determine. It were a fine thing to
+ be old, if we only travelled towards improvement; but ‘tis a
+ drunken, stumbling, reeling, infirm motion: like that of reeds, which the
+ air casually waves to and fro at pleasure. Antiochus had in his youth
+ strongly written in favour of the Academy; in his old age he wrote as much
+ against it; would not, which of these two soever I should follow, be still
+ Antiochus? After having established the uncertainty, to go about to
+ establish the certainty of human opinions, was it not to establish doubt,
+ and not certainty, and to promise, that had he had yet another age to
+ live, he would be always upon terms of altering his judgment, not so much
+ for the better, as for something else?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The public favour has given me a little more confidence than I expected;
+ but what I ‘most fear is, lest I should glut the world with my
+ writings; I had rather, of the two, pique my reader than tire him, as a
+ learned man of my time has done. Praise is always pleasing, let it come
+ from whom, or upon what account it will; yet ought a man to understand why
+ he is commended, that he may know how to keep up the same reputation
+ still: imperfections themselves may get commendation. The vulgar and
+ common estimation is seldom happy in hitting; and I am much mistaken if,
+ amongst the writings of my time, the worst are not those which have most
+ gained the popular applause. For my part, I return my thanks to those
+ good-natured men who are pleased to take my weak endeavours in good part;
+ the faults of the workmanship are nowhere so apparent as in a matter which
+ of itself has no recommendation. Blame not me, reader, for those that slip
+ in here by the fancy or inadvertency of others; every hand, every artisan,
+ contribute their own materials; I neither concern myself with orthography
+ (and only care to have it after the old way) nor pointing, being very
+ inexpert both in the one and the other. Where they wholly break the sense,
+ I am very little concerned, for they at least discharge me; but where they
+ substitute a false one, as they so often do, and wrest me to their
+ conception, they ruin me. When the sentence, nevertheless, is not strong
+ enough for my proportion, a civil person ought to reject it as spurious,
+ and none of mine. Whoever shall know how lazy I am, and how indulgent to
+ my own humour, will easily believe that I had rather write as many more
+ essays, than be tied to revise these over again for so childish a
+ correction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I said elsewhere, that being planted in the very centre of this new
+ religion, I am not only deprived of any great familiarity with men of
+ other kind of manners than my own, and of other opinions, by which they
+ hold together, as by a tie that supersedes all other obligations; but
+ moreover I do not live without danger, amongst men to whom all things are
+ equally lawful, and of whom the most part cannot offend the laws more than
+ they have already done; from which the extremist degree of licence
+ proceeds. All the particular being summed up together, I do not find one
+ man of my country, who pays so dear for the defence of our laws both in
+ loss and damages (as the lawyers say) as myself; and some there are who
+ vapour and brag of their zeal and constancy, that if things were justly
+ weighed, do much less than I. My house, as one that has ever been open and
+ free to all comers, and civil to all (for I could never persuade myself to
+ make it a garrison of war, war being a thing that I prefer to see as
+ remote as may be), has sufficiently merited popular kindness, and so that
+ it would be a hard matter justly to insult over me upon my own dunghill;
+ and I look upon it as a wonderful and exemplary thing that it yet
+ continues a virgin from blood and plunder during so long a storm, and so
+ many neighbouring revolutions and tumults. For to confess the truth, it
+ had been possible enough for a man of my complexion to have shaken hands
+ with any one constant and continued form whatever; but the contrary
+ invasions and incursions, alternations and vicissitudes of fortune round
+ about me, have hitherto more exasperated than calmed and mollified the
+ temper of the country, and involved me, over and over again, with
+ invincible difficulties and dangers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I escape, ‘tis true, but am troubled that it is more by chance, and
+ something of my own prudence, than by justice; and am not satisfied to be
+ out of the protection of the laws, and under any other safeguard than
+ theirs. As matters stand, I live, above one half, by the favour of others,
+ which is an untoward obligation. I do not like to owe my safety either to
+ the generosity or affection of great persons, who allow me my legality and
+ my liberty, or to the obliging manners of my predecessors, or my own: for
+ what if I were another kind of man? If my deportment, and the frankness of
+ my conversation or relationship, oblige my neighbours, ‘tis that
+ that they should acquit themselves of obligation in only permitting me to
+ live, and they may say, “We allow him the free liberty of having
+ divine service read in his own private chapel, when it is interdicted in
+ all churches round about, and allow him the use of his goods and his life,
+ as one who protects our wives and cattle in time of need.” For my
+ house has for many descents shared in the reputation of Lycurgus the
+ Athenian, who was the general depository and guardian of the purses of his
+ fellow-citizens. Now I am clearly of opinion that a man should live by
+ right and by authority, and not either by recompense or favour. How many
+ gallant men have rather chosen to lose their lives than to be debtors for
+ them? I hate to subject myself to any sort of obligation, but above all,
+ to that which binds me by the duty of honour. I think nothing so dear as
+ what has been given me, and this because my will lies at pawn under the
+ title of gratitude, and more willingly accept of services that are to be
+ sold; I feel that for the last I give nothing but money, but for the other
+ I give myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The knot that binds me by the laws of courtesy binds me more than that of
+ civil constraint; I am much more at ease when bound by a scrivener, than
+ by myself. Is it not reason that my conscience should be much more engaged
+ when men simply rely upon it? In a bond, my faith owes nothing, because it
+ has nothing lent it; let them trust to the security they have taken
+ without me. I had much rather break the wall of a prison and the laws
+ themselves than my own word. I am nice, even to superstition, in keeping
+ my promises, and, therefore, upon all occasions have a care to make them
+ uncertain and conditional. To those of no great moment, I add the jealousy
+ of my own rule, to make them weight; it wracks and oppresses me with its
+ own interest. Even in actions wholly my own and free, if I once say a
+ thing, I conceive that I have bound myself, and that delivering it to the
+ knowledge of another, I have positively enjoined it my own performance.
+ Methinks I promise it, if I but say it: and therefore am not apt to say
+ much of that kind. The sentence that I pass upon myself is more severe
+ than that of a judge, who only considers the common obligation; but my
+ conscience looks upon it with a more severe and penetrating eye. I lag in
+ those duties to which I should be compelled if I did not go:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hoc ipsum ita justum est, quod recte fit, si est voluntarium.”
+
+ [“This itself is so far just, that it is rightly done, if it is
+ voluntary.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., i. 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If the action has not some splendour of liberty, it has neither grace nor
+ honour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quod vos jus cogit, vix voluntate impetrent:”
+
+ [“That which the laws compel us to do, we scarcely do with a will.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Adelph., iii. 3, 44.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ where necessity draws me, I love to let my will take its own course:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quia quicquid imperio cogitur, exigenti magis,
+ quam praestanti, acceptum refertur.”
+
+ [“For whatever is compelled by power, is more imputed to him that
+ exacts than to him that performs.”&mdash;Valerius Maximus, ii. 2, 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I know some who follow this rule, even to injustice; who will sooner give
+ than restore, sooner lend than pay, and will do them the least good to
+ whom they are most obliged. I don’t go so far as that, but I’m
+ not far off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I so much love to disengage and disobligate myself, that I have sometimes
+ looked upon ingratitudes, affronts, and indignities which I have received
+ from those to whom either by nature or accident I was bound in some way of
+ friendship, as an advantage to me; taking this occasion of their
+ ill-usage, for an acquaintance and discharge of so much of my debt. And
+ though I still continue to pay them all the external offices of public
+ reason, I, notwithstanding, find a great saving in doing that upon the
+ account of justice which I did upon the score of affection, and am a
+ little eased of the attention and solicitude of my inward will:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Est prudentis sustinere, ut currum, sic impetum benevolentia;”
+
+ [“‘Tis the part of a wise man to keep a curbing hand upon the
+ impetus of friendship, as upon that of his horse.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Amicit., c. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis in me, too urging and pressing where I take; at least, for a
+ man who loves not to be strained at all. And this husbanding my friendship
+ serves me for a sort of consolation in the imperfections of those in whom
+ I am concerned. I am very sorry they are not such as I could wish they
+ were, but then I also am spared somewhat of my application and engagement
+ towards them. I approve of a man who is the less fond of his child for
+ having a scald head, or for being crooked; and not only when he is
+ ill-conditioned, but also when he is of unhappy disposition, and imperfect
+ in his limbs (God himself has abated so much from his value and natural
+ estimation), provided he carry himself in this coldness of affection with
+ moderation and exact justice: proximity, with me, lessens not defects, but
+ rather aggravates them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all, according to what I understand in the science of benefit and
+ acknowledgment, which is a subtle science, and of great use, I know no
+ person whatever more free and less indebted than I am at this hour. What I
+ do owe is simply to foreign obligations and benefits; as to anything else,
+ no man is more absolutely clear:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec sunt mihi nota potentum
+ Munera.”
+
+ [“The gifts of great men are unknown to me.”&mdash;AEneid, xii. 529.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Princes give me a great deal if they take nothing from me; and do me good
+ enough if they do me no harm; that’s all I ask from them. O how am I
+ obliged to God, that he has been pleased I should immediately receive from
+ his bounty all I have, and specially reserved all my obligation to
+ himself. How earnestly do I beg of his holy compassion that I may never
+ owe essential thanks to any one. O happy liberty wherein I have thus far
+ lived. May it continue with me to the last. I endeavour to have no express
+ need of any one:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In me omnis spec est mihi.”
+
+ [“All my hope is in myself.”&mdash;Terence, Adelph., iii. 5, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis what every one may do in himself, but more easily they whom God
+ has placed in a condition exempt from natural and urgent necessities. It
+ is a wretched and dangerous thing to depend upon others; we ourselves, in
+ whom is ever the most just and safest dependence, are not sufficiently
+ sure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have nothing mine but myself, and yet the possession is, in part,
+ defective and borrowed. I fortify myself both in courage, which is the
+ strongest assistant, and also in fortune, therein wherewith to satisfy
+ myself, though everything else should forsake me. Hippias of Elis not only
+ furnished himself with knowledge, that he might, at need, cheerfully
+ retire from all other company to enjoy the Muses: nor only with the
+ knowledge of philosophy, to teach his soul to be contented with itself,
+ and bravely to subsist without outward conveniences, when fate would have
+ it so; he was, moreover, so careful as to learn to cook, to shave himself,
+ to make his own clothes, his own shoes and drawers, to provide for all his
+ necessities in himself, and to wean himself from the assistance of others.
+ A man more freely and cheerfully enjoys borrowed conveniences, when it is
+ not an enjoyment forced and constrained by need; and when he has, in his
+ own will and fortune, the means to live without them. I know myself very
+ well; but ‘tis hard for me to imagine any so pure liberality of any
+ one towards me, any so frank and free hospitality, that would not appear
+ to me discreditable, tyrannical, and tainted with reproach, if necessity
+ had reduced me to it. As giving is an ambitious and authoritative quality,
+ so is accepting a quality of submission; witness the insulting and
+ quarrelsome refusal that Bajazet made of the presents that Tamerlane sent
+ him; and those that were offered on the part of the Emperor Solyman to the
+ Emperor of Calicut, so angered him, that he not only rudely rejected them,
+ saying that neither he nor any of his predecessors had ever been wont to
+ take, and that it was their office to give; but, moreover, caused the
+ ambassadors sent with the gifts to be put into a dungeon. When Thetis,
+ says Aristotle, flatters Jupiter, when the Lacedaemonians flatter the
+ Athenians, they do not put them in mind of the good they have done them,
+ which is always odious, but of the benefits they have received from them.
+ Such as I see so frequently employ every one in their affairs, and thrust
+ themselves into so much obligation, would never do it, did they but relish
+ as I do the sweetness of a pure liberty, and did they but weigh, as wise:
+ men should, the burden of obligation: ‘tis sometimes, peradventure,
+ fully paid, but ‘tis never dissolved. ‘Tis a miserable slavery
+ to a man who loves to be at full liberty in all reapects. Such as know me,
+ both above and below me in station, are able to say whether they have ever
+ known a man less importuning, soliciting, entreating, and pressing upon
+ others than I. If I am so, and a degree beyond all modern example, ‘tis
+ no great wonder, so many parts of my manners contributing to it: a little
+ natural pride, an impatience at being refused, the moderation of my
+ desires and designs, my incapacity for business, and my most beloved
+ qualities, idleness and freedom; by all these together I have conceived a
+ mortal hatred to being obliged to any other, or by any other than myself.
+ I leave no stone unturned, to do without it, rather than employ the bounty
+ of another in any light or important occasion or necessity whatever. My
+ friends strangely trouble me when they ask me to ask a third person; and I
+ think it costs me little less to disengage him who is indebted to me, by
+ making use of him, than to engage myself to him who owes me nothing. These
+ conditions being removed, and provided they require of me nothing if any
+ great trouble or care (for I have declared mortal war against all care), I
+ am very ready to do every one the best service I can. I have been very
+ willing to seek occasion to do people a good turn, and to attach them to
+ me; and methinks there is no more agreeable employment for our means. But
+ I have yet more avoided receiving than sought occasions of giving, and
+ moreover, according to Aristotle, it is more easy., My fortune has allowed
+ me but little to do others good withal, and the little it can afford, is
+ put into a pretty close hand. Had I been born a great person, I should
+ have been ambitious to have made myself beloved, not to make myself feared
+ or admired: shall I more plainly express it? I should more have
+ endeavoured to please than to profit others. Cyrus very wisely, and by the
+ mouth of a great captain, and still greater philosopher, prefers his
+ bounty and benefits much before his valour and warlike conquests; and the
+ elder Scipio, wherever he would raise himself in esteem, sets a higher
+ value upon his affability and humanity, than on his prowess and victories,
+ and has always this glorious saying in his mouth: “That he has given
+ his enemies as much occasion to love him as his friends.” I will
+ then say, that if a man must, of necessity, owe something, it ought to be
+ by a more legitimate title than that whereof I am speaking, to which the
+ necessity of this miserable war compels me; and not in so great a debt as
+ that of my total preservation both of life and fortune: it overwhelms me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have a thousand times gone to bed in my own house with an apprehension
+ that I should be betrayed and murdered that very night; compounding with
+ fortune, that it might be without terror and with quick despatch; and,
+ after my Paternoster, I have cried out,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Impius haec tam culta novalia miles habebit!”
+
+ [“Shall impious soldiers have these new-ploughed grounds?”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Ecl., i. 71.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What remedy? ‘tis the place of my birth, and that of most of my
+ ancestors; they have here fixed their affection and name. We inure
+ ourselves to whatever we are accustomed to; and in so miserable a
+ condition as ours is, custom is a great bounty of nature, which benumbs
+ out senses to the sufferance of many evils. A civil war has this with it
+ worse than other wars have, to make us stand sentinels in our own houses.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quam miserum, porta vitam muroque tueri,
+ Vixque suae tutum viribus esse domus!”
+
+ [“‘Tis miserable to protect one’s life by doors and walls, and to be
+ scarcely safe in one’s own house.”&mdash;Ovid, Trist., iv. I, 69.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a grievous extremity for a man to be jostled even in his own
+ house and domestic repose. The country where I live is always the first in
+ arms and the last that lays them down, and where there is never an
+ absolute peace:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tunc quoque, cum pax est, trepidant formidine belli....
+ Quoties Romam fortuna lacessit;
+ Hac iter est bellis.... Melius, Fortuna, dedisses
+ Orbe sub Eco sedem, gelidaque sub Arcto,
+ Errantesque domos.”
+
+ [“Even when there’s peace, there is here still the dear of war when
+ Fortune troubles peace, this is ever the way by which war passes.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., iii. 10, 67.]
+
+ [“We might have lived happier in the remote East or in the icy
+ North, or among the wandering tribes.”&mdash;Lucan, i. 255.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I sometimes extract the means to fortify myself against these
+ considerations from indifference and indolence, which, in some sort, bring
+ us on to resolution. It often befalls me to imagine and expect mortal
+ dangers with a kind of delight: I stupidly plunge myself headlong into
+ death, without considering or taking a view of it, as into a deep and
+ obscure abyss which swallows me up at one leap, and involves me in an
+ instant in a profound sleep, without any sense of pain. And in these short
+ and violent deaths, the consequence that I foresee administers more
+ consolation to me than the effect does fear. They say, that as life is not
+ better for being long, so death is better for being not long. I do not so
+ much evade being dead, as I enter into confidence with dying. I wrap and
+ shroud myself into the storm that is to blind and carry me away with the
+ fury of a sudden and insensible attack. Moreover, if it should fall out
+ that, as some gardeners say, roses and violets spring more odoriferous
+ near garlic and onions, by reason that the last suck and imbibe all the
+ ill odour of the earth; so, if these depraved natures should also attract
+ all the malignity of my air and climate, and render it so much better and
+ purer by their vicinity, I should not lose all. That cannot be: but there
+ may be something in this, that goodness is more beautiful and attractive
+ when it is rare; and that contrariety and diversity fortify and
+ consolidate well-doing within itself, and inflame it by the jealousy of
+ opposition and by glory. Thieves and robbers, of their special favour,
+ have no particular spite at me; no more have I to them: I should have my
+ hands too full. Like consciences are lodged under several sorts of robes;
+ like cruelty, disloyalty, rapine; and so much the worse, and more falsely,
+ when the more secure and concealed under colour of the laws. I less hate
+ an open professed injury than one that is treacherous; an enemy in arms,
+ than an enemy in a gown. Our fever has seized upon a body that is not much
+ the worse for it; there was fire before, and now ‘tis broken out
+ into a flame; the noise is greater, not the evil. I ordinarily answer such
+ as ask me the reason of my travels, “That I know very well what I
+ fly from, but not what I seek.” If they tell me that there may be as
+ little soundness amongst foreigners, and that their manners are no better
+ than ours: I first reply, that it is hard to be believed;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tam multa: scelerum facies!”
+
+ [“There are so many forms of crime.”&mdash;Virgil, Georg., i. 506.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ secondly, that it is always gain to change an ill condition for one that
+ is uncertain; and that the ills of others ought not to afflict us so much
+ as our own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I will not here omit, that I never mutiny so much against France, that I
+ am not perfectly friends with Paris; that city has ever had my heart from
+ my infancy, and it has fallen out, as of excellent things, that the more
+ beautiful cities I have seen since, the more the beauty of this still wins
+ upon my affection. I love her for herself, and more in her own native
+ being, than in all the pomp of foreign and acquired embellishments. I love
+ her tenderly, even to her warts and blemishes. I am a Frenchman only
+ through this great city, great in people, great in the felicity of her
+ situation; but, above all, great and incomparable in variety and diversity
+ of commodities: the glory of France, and one of the most noble ornaments
+ of the world. May God drive our divisions far from her. Entire and united,
+ I think her sufficiently defended from all other violences. I give her
+ caution that, of all sorts of people, those will be the worst that shall
+ set her in discord; I have no fear for her, but of herself, and,
+ certainly, I have as much fear for her as for any other part of the
+ kingdom. Whilst she shall continue, I shall never want a retreat, where I
+ may stand at bay, sufficient to make me amends for parting with any other
+ retreat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not because Socrates has said so, but because it is in truth my own
+ humour, and peradventure not without some excess, I look upon all men as
+ my compatriots, and embrace a Polander as a Frenchman, preferring the
+ universal and common tie to all national ties whatever. I am not much
+ taken with the sweetness of a native air: acquaintance wholly new and
+ wholly my own appear to me full as good as the other common and fortuitous
+ ones with Four neighbours: friendships that are purely of our own
+ acquiring ordinarily carry it above those to which the communication of
+ climate or of blood oblige us. Nature has placed us in the world free and
+ unbound; we imprison ourselves in certain straits, like the kings of
+ Persia, who obliged themselves to drink no other water but that of the
+ river Choaspes, foolishly quitted claim to their right in all other
+ streams, and, so far as concerned themselves, dried up all the other
+ rivers of the world. What Socrates did towards his end, to look upon a
+ sentence of banishment as worse than a sentence of death against him, I
+ shall, I think, never be either so decrepid or so strictly habituated to
+ my own country to be of that opinion. These celestial lives have images
+ enough that I embrace more by esteem than affection; and they have some
+ also so elevated and extraordinary that I cannot embrace them so much as
+ by esteem, forasmuch as I cannot conceive them. That fancy was singular in
+ a man who thought the whole world his city; it is true that he disdained
+ travel, and had hardly ever set his foot out of the Attic territories.
+ What say you to his complaint of the money his friends offered to save his
+ life, and that he refused to come out of prison by the mediation of
+ others, in order not to disobey the laws in a time when they were
+ otherwise so corrupt? These examples are of the first kind for me; of the
+ second, there are others that I could find out in the same person: many of
+ these rare examples surpass the force of my action, but some of them,
+ moreover, surpass the force of my judgment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides these reasons, travel is in my opinion a very profitable exercise;
+ the soul is there continually employed in observing new and unknown
+ things, and I do not know, as I have often said a better school wherein to
+ model life than by incessantly exposing to it the diversity of so many
+ other lives, fancies, and usances, and by making it relish a perpetual
+ variety of forms of human nature. The body is, therein, neither idle nor
+ overwrought; and that moderate agitation puts it in breath. I can keep on
+ horseback, tormented with the stone as I am, without alighting or being
+ weary, eight or ten hours together:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vires ultra sorternque senectae.”
+
+ [“Beyond the strength and lot of age.”&mdash;AEneid, vi. 114.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ No season is enemy to me but the parching heat of a scorching sun; for the
+ umbrellas made use of in Italy, ever since the time of the ancient Romans,
+ more burden a man’s arm than they relieve his head. I would fain
+ know how it was that the Persians, so long ago and in the infancy of
+ luxury, made ventilators where they wanted them, and planted shades, as
+ Xenophon reports they did. I love rain, and to dabble in the dirt, as well
+ as ducks do. The change of air and climate never touches me; every sky is
+ alike; I am only troubled with inward alterations which I breed within
+ myself, and those are not so frequent in travel. I am hard to be got out,
+ but being once upon the road, I hold out as well as the best. I take as
+ much pains in little as in great attempts, and am as solicitous to equip
+ myself for a short journey, if but to visit a neighbour, as for the
+ longest voyage. I have learned to travel after the Spanish fashion, and to
+ make but one stage of a great many miles; and in excessive heats I always
+ travel by night, from sun set to sunrise. The other method of baiting by
+ the way, in haste and hurry to gobble up a dinner, is, especially in short
+ days, very inconvenient. My horses perform the better; never any horse
+ tired under me that was able to hold out the first day’s journey. I
+ water them at every brook I meet, and have only a care they have so much
+ way to go before I come to my inn, as will digest the water in their
+ bellies. My unwillingness to rise in a morning gives my servants leisure
+ to dine at their ease before they set out; for my own part, I never eat
+ too late; my appetite comes to me in eating, and not else; I am never
+ hungry but at table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some of my friends blame me for continuing this travelling humour, being
+ married and old. But they are out in’t; ‘tis the best time to
+ leave a man’s house, when he has put it into a way of continuing
+ without him, and settled such order as corresponds with its former
+ government. ‘Tis much greater imprudence to abandon it to a less
+ faithful housekeeper, and who will be less solicitous to look after your
+ affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most useful and honourable knowledge and employment for the mother of
+ a family is the science of good housewifery. I see some that are covetous
+ indeed, but very few that are good managers. ‘Tis the supreme
+ quality of a woman, which a man ought to seek before any other, as the
+ only dowry that must ruin or preserve our houses. Let men say what they
+ will, according to the experience I have learned, I require in married
+ women the economical virtue above all other virtues; I put my wife to’t,
+ as a concern of her own, leaving her, by my absence, the whole government
+ of my affairs. I see, and am vexed to see, in several families I know,
+ Monsieur about noon come home all jaded and ruffled about his affairs,
+ when Madame is still dressing her hair and tricking up herself, forsooth,
+ in her closet: this is for queens to do, and that’s a question, too:
+ ‘tis ridiculous and unjust that the laziness of our wives should be
+ maintained with our sweat and labour. No man, so far as in me lie, shall
+ have a clearer, a more quiet and free fruition of his estate than I. If
+ the husband bring matter, nature herself will that the wife find the form.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the duties of conjugal friendship, that some think to be impaired by
+ these absences, I am quite of another opinion. It is, on the contrary, an
+ intelligence that easily cools by a too frequent and assiduous
+ companionship. Every strange woman appears charming, and we all find by
+ experience that being continually together is not so pleasing as to part
+ for a time and meet again. These interruptions fill me with fresh
+ affection towards my family, and render my house more pleasant to me.
+ Change warms my appetite to the one and then to the other. I know that the
+ arms of friendship are long enough to reach from the one end of the world
+ to the other, and especially this, where there is a continual
+ communication of offices that rouse the obligation and remembrance. The
+ Stoics say that there is so great connection and relation amongst the
+ sages, that he who dines in France nourishes his companion in Egypt; and
+ that whoever does but hold out his finger, in what part of the world
+ soever, all the sages upon the habitable earth feel themselves assisted by
+ it. Fruition and possession principally appertain to the imagination; it
+ more fervently and constantly embraces what it is in quest of, than what
+ we hold in our arms. Cast up your daily amusements; you will find that you
+ are most absent from your friend when he is present with you; his presence
+ relaxes your attention, and gives you liberty to absent yourself at every
+ turn and upon every occasion. When I am away at Rome, I keep and govern my
+ house, and the conveniences I there left; see my walls rise, my trees
+ shoot, and my revenue increase or decrease, very near as well as when I am
+ there:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ante oculos errat domus, errat forma locorum.”
+
+ [“My house and the forms of places float before my eyes”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist, iii. 4, 57.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If we enjoy nothing but what we touch, we may say farewell to the money in
+ our chests, and to our sons when they are gone a hunting. We will have
+ them nearer to us: is the garden, or half a day’s journey from home,
+ far? What is ten leagues: far or near? If near, what is eleven, twelve, or
+ thirteen, and so by degrees. In earnest, if there be a woman who can tell
+ her husband what step ends the near and what step begins the remote, I
+ would advise her to stop between;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Excludat jurgia finis . . . .
+ Utor permisso; caudaeque pilos ut equinae
+ Paulatim vello, et demo unum, demo etiam unum
+ Dum cadat elusus ratione ruentis acervi:”
+
+ [“Let the end shut out all disputes . . . . I use what is
+ permitted; I pluck out the hairs of the horse’s tail one by one;
+ while I thus outwit my opponent.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., ii, I, 38, 45]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and let them boldly call philosophy to their assistance; in whose teeth it
+ may be cast that, seeing it neither discerns the one nor the other end of
+ the joint, betwixt the too much and the little, the long and the short,
+ the light and the heavy, the near and the remote; that seeing it discovers
+ neither the beginning nor the end, it must needs judge very uncertainly of
+ the middle:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Rerum natura nullam nobis dedit cognitionem finium.”
+
+ [“Nature has green to us no knowledge of the end of things.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Acad., ii. 29.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Are they not still wives and friends to the dead who are not at the end of
+ this but in the other world? We embrace not only the absent, but those who
+ have been, and those who are not yet. We do not promise in marriage to be
+ continually twisted and linked together, like some little animals that we
+ see, or, like the bewitched folks of Karenty,&mdash;[Karantia, a town in
+ the isle of Rugen. See Saxo-Grammaticus, Hist. of Denmark, book xiv.]&mdash;tied
+ together like dogs; and a wife ought not to be so greedily enamoured of
+ her husband’s foreparts, that she cannot endure to see him turn his
+ back, if occasion be. But may not this saying of that excellent painter of
+ woman’s humours be here introduced, to show the reason of their
+ complaints?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Uxor, si cesses, aut to amare cogitat,
+ Aut tete amari, aut potare, aut animo obsequi;
+ Et tibi bene esse soli, cum sibi sit male;”
+
+ [“Your wife, if you loiter, thinks that you love or are beloved; or
+ that you are drinking or following your inclination; and that it is
+ well for you when it is ill for her (all the pleasure is yours and
+ hers all the care).”
+ &mdash;Terence, Adelph., act i., sc. I, v. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ or may it not be, that of itself opposition and contradiction entertain
+ and nourish them, and that they sufficiently accommodate themselves,
+ provided they incommodate you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In true friendship, wherein I am perfect, I more give myself to my friend,
+ than I endeavour to attract him to me. I am not only better pleased in
+ doing him service than if he conferred a benefit upon me, but, moreover,
+ had rather he should do himself good than me, and he most obliges me when
+ he does so; and if absence be either more pleasant or convenient for him,
+ ‘tis also more acceptable to me than his presence; neither is it
+ properly absence, when we can write to one another: I have sometimes made
+ good use of our separation from one another: we better filled and further
+ extended the possession of life in being parted. He&mdash;[La Boetie.]&mdash;lived,
+ enjoyed, and saw for me, and I for him, as fully as if he had himself been
+ there; one part of us remained idle, and we were too much blended in one
+ another when we were together; the distance of place rendered the
+ conjunction of our wills more rich. This insatiable desire of personal
+ presence a little implies weakness in the fruition of souls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to what concerns age, which is alleged against me, ‘tis quite
+ contrary; ‘tis for youth to subject itself to common opinions, and
+ to curb itself to please others; it has wherewithal to please both the
+ people and itself; we have but too much ado to please ourselves alone. As
+ natural conveniences fail, let us supply them with those that are
+ artificial. ‘Tis injustice to excuse youth for pursuing its
+ pleasures, and to forbid old men to seek them. When young, I concealed my
+ wanton passions with prudence; now I am old, I chase away melancholy by
+ debauch. And thus do the platonic laws forbid men to travel till forty or
+ fifty years old, so that travel might be more useful and instructive in so
+ mature an age. I should sooner subscribe to the second article of the same
+ Laws, which forbids it after threescore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “But, at such an age, you will never return from so long a journey.”
+ What care I for that? I neither undertake it to return, nor to finish it
+ my business is only to keep myself in motion, whilst motion pleases me; I
+ only walk for the walk’s sake. They who run after a benefit or a
+ hare, run not; they only run who run at base, and to exercise their
+ running. My design is divisible throughout: it is not grounded upon any
+ great hopes: every day concludes my expectation: and the journey of my
+ life is carried on after the same manner. And yet I have seen places
+ enough a great way off, where I could have wished to have stayed. And why
+ not, if Chrysippus, Cleanthes, Diogenes, Zeno, Antipater, so many sages of
+ the sourest sect, readily abandoned their country, without occasion of
+ complaint, and only for the enjoyment of another air. In earnest, that
+ which most displeases me in all my travels is, that I cannot resolve to
+ settle my abode where I should best like, but that I must always propose
+ to myself to return, to accommodate myself to the common humour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If I feared to die in any other place than that of my birth; if I thought
+ I should die more uneasily remote from my own family, I should hardly go
+ out of France; I should not, without fear, step out of my parish; I feel
+ death always pinching me by the throat or by the back. But I am otherwise
+ constituted; ‘tis in all places alike to me. Yet, might I have my
+ choice, I think I should rather choose to die on horseback than in bed;
+ out of my own house, and far from my own people. There is more
+ heartbreaking than consolation in taking leave of one’s friends; I
+ am willing to omit that civility, for that, of all the offices of
+ friendship, is the only one that is unpleasant; and I could, with all my
+ heart, dispense with that great and eternal farewell. If there be any
+ convenience in so many standers-by, it brings an hundred inconveniences
+ along with it. I have seen many dying miserably surrounded with all this
+ train: ‘tis a crowd that chokes them. ‘Tis against duty, and
+ is a testimony of little kindness and little care, to permit you to die in
+ repose; one torments your eyes, another your ears, another your tongue;
+ you have neither sense nor member that is not worried by them. Your heart
+ is wounded with compassion to hear the mourning of friends, and, perhaps
+ with anger, to hear the counterfeit condolings of pretenders. Who ever has
+ been delicate and sensitive, when well, is much more so when ill. In such
+ a necessity, a gentle hand is required, accommodated to his sentiment, to
+ scratch him just in the place where he itches, otherwise scratch him not
+ at all. If we stand in need of a wise woman&mdash;[midwife, Fr. ‘sage
+ femme’.]&mdash;to bring us into the world, we have much more need of
+ a still wiser man to help us out of it. Such a one, and a friend to boot,
+ a man ought to purchase at any cost for such an occasion. I am not yet
+ arrived to that pitch of disdainful vigour that is fortified in itself,
+ that nothing can assist or disturb; I am of a lower form; I endeavour to
+ hide myself, and to escape from this passage, not by fear, but by art. I
+ do not intend in this act of dying to make proof and show of my constancy.
+ For whom should I do it? all the right and interest I have in reputation
+ will then cease. I content myself with a death involved within itself,
+ quiet, solitary, and all my own, suitable to my retired and private life;
+ quite contrary to the Roman superstition, where a man was looked upon as
+ unhappy who died without speaking, and who had not his nearest relations
+ to close his eyes. I have enough to do to comfort myself, without having
+ to console others; thoughts enough in my head, not to need that
+ circumstances should possess me with new; and matter enough to occupy me
+ without borrowing. This affair is out of the part of society; ‘tis
+ the act of one single person. Let us live and be merry amongst our
+ friends; let us go repine and die amongst strangers; a man may find those,
+ for his money, who will shift his pillow and rub his feet, and will
+ trouble him no more than he would have them; who will present to him an
+ indifferent countenance, and suffer him to govern himself, and to complain
+ according to his own method.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I wean myself daily by my reason from this childish and inhuman humour, of
+ desiring by our sufferings to move the compassion and mourning of our
+ friends: we stretch our own incommodities beyond their just extent when we
+ extract tears from others; and the constancy which we commend in every one
+ in supporting his adverse fortune, we accuse and reproach in our friends
+ when the evil is our own; we are not satisfied that they should be
+ sensible of our condition only, unless they be, moreover, afflicted. A man
+ should diffuse joy, but, as much as he can, smother grief. He who makes
+ himself lamented without reason is a man not to be lamented when there
+ shall be real cause: to be always complaining is the way never to be
+ lamented; by making himself always in so pitiful a taking, he is never
+ commiserated by any. He who makes himself out dead when he is alive, is
+ subject to be thought living when he is dying. I have seen some who have
+ taken it ill when they have been told that they looked well, and that
+ their pulse was good; restrain their smiles, because they betrayed a
+ recovery, and be angry, at their health because it was not to be lamented:
+ and, which is a great deal more, these were not women. I describe my
+ infirmities, such as they really are, at most, and avoid all expressions
+ of evil prognostic and composed exclamations. If not mirth, at least a
+ temperate countenance in the standers-by, is proper in the presence of a
+ wise sick man: he does not quarrel with health, for, seeing himself in a
+ contrary condition, he is pleased to contemplate it sound and entire in
+ others, and at least to enjoy it for company: he does not, for feeling
+ himself melt away, abandon all living thoughts, nor avoid ordinary
+ discourse. I would study sickness whilst I am well; when it has seized me,
+ it will make its impression real enough, without the help of my
+ imagination. We prepare ourselves beforehand for the journeys we
+ undertake, and resolve upon them; we leave the appointment of the hour
+ when to take horse to the company, and in their favour defer it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I find this unexpected advantage in the publication of my manners, that it
+ in some sort serves me for a rule. I have, at times, some consideration of
+ not betraying the history of my life: this public declaration obliges me
+ to keep my way, and not to give the lie to the image I have drawn of my
+ qualities, commonly less deformed and contradictory than consists with the
+ malignity and infirmity of the judgments of this age. The uniformity and
+ simplicity of my manners produce a face of easy interpretation; but
+ because the fashion is a little new and not in use, it gives too great
+ opportunity to slander. Yet so it is, that whoever would fairly assail me,
+ I think I so sufficiently assist his purpose in my known and avowed
+ imperfections, that he may that way satisfy his ill-nature without
+ fighting with the wind. If I myself, to anticipate accusation and
+ discovery, confess enough to frustrate his malice, as he conceives,
+ ‘tis but reason that he make use of his right of amplification, and
+ to wire-draw my vices as far as he can; attack has its rights beyond
+ justice; and let him make the roots of those errors I have laid open to
+ him shoot up into trees: let him make his use, not only of those I am
+ really affected with, but also of those that only threaten me; injurious
+ vices, both in quality and number; let him cudgel me that way. I should
+ willingly follow the example of the philosopher Bion: Antigonus being
+ about to reproach him with the meanness of his birth, he presently cut him
+ short with this declaration: “I am,” said he, “the son
+ of a slave, a butcher, and branded, and of a strumpet my father married in
+ the lowest of his fortune; both of them were whipped for offences they had
+ committed. An orator bought me, when a child, and finding me a pretty and
+ hopeful boy, bred me up, and when he died left me all his estate, which I
+ have transported into this city of Athens, and here settled myself to the
+ study of philosophy. Let the historians never trouble themselves with
+ inquiring about me: I will tell them about it.” A free and generous
+ confession enervates reproach and disarms slander. So it is that, one
+ thing with another, I fancy men as often commend as undervalue me beyond
+ reason; as, methinks also, from my childhood, in rank and degree of
+ honour, they have given me a place rather above than below my right. I
+ should find myself more at ease in a country where these degrees were
+ either regulated or not regarded. Amongst men, when an altercation about
+ the precedence either of walking or sitting exceeds three replies, ‘tis
+ reputed uncivil. I never stick at giving or taking place out of rule, to
+ avoid the trouble of such ceremony; and never any man had a mind to go
+ before me, but I permitted him to do it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides this profit I make of writing of myself, I have also hoped for
+ this other advantage, that if it should fall out that my humour should
+ please or jump with those of some honest man before I die, he would then
+ desire and seek to be acquainted with me. I have given him a great deal of
+ made-way; for all that he could have, in many years, acquired by close
+ familiarity, he has seen in three days in this memorial, and more surely
+ and exactly. A pleasant fancy: many things that I would not confess to any
+ one in particular, I deliver to the public, and send my best friends to a
+ bookseller’s shop, there to inform themselves concerning my most
+ secret thoughts;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Excutienda damus praecordia.”
+
+ [“We give our hearts to be examined.”&mdash;Persius, V. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Did I, by good direction, know where to seek any one proper for my
+ conversation, I should certainly go a great way to find him out: for the
+ sweetness of suitable and agreeable company cannot; in my opinion, be
+ bought too dear. O what a thing is a true friend! how true is that old
+ saying, that the use of a friend is more pleasing and necessary than the
+ elements of water and fire!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To return to my subject: there is, then, no great harm in dying privately
+ and far from home; we conceive ourselves obliged to retire for natural
+ actions less unseemly and less terrible than this. But, moreover, such as
+ are reduced to spin out a long languishing life, ought not, perhaps, to
+ wish to trouble a great family with their continual miseries; therefore
+ the Indians, in a certain province, thought it just to knock a man on the
+ head when reduced to such a necessity; and in another of their provinces,
+ they all forsook him to shift for himself as well as he could. To whom do
+ they not, at last, become tedious and insupportable? the ordinary offices
+ of fife do not go that length. You teach your best friends to be cruel
+ perforce; hardening wife and children by long use neither to regard nor to
+ lament your sufferings. The groans of the stone are grown so familiar to
+ my people, that nobody takes any notice of them. And though we should
+ extract some pleasure from their conversation (which does not always
+ happen, by reason of the disparity of conditions, which easily begets
+ contempt or envy toward any one whatever), is it not too much to make
+ abuse of this half a lifetime? The more I should see them constrain
+ themselves out of affection to be serviceable to me, the more I should be
+ sorry for their pains. We have liberty to lean, but not to lay our whole
+ weight upon others, so as to prop ourselves by their ruin; like him who
+ caused little children’s throats to be cut to make use of their
+ blood for the cure of a disease he had, or that other, who was continually
+ supplied with tender young girls to keep his old limbs warm in the night,
+ and to mix the sweetness of their breath with his, sour and stinking. I
+ should readily advise Venice as a retreat in this decline of life.
+ Decrepitude is a solitary quality. I am sociable even to excess, yet I
+ think it reasonable that I should now withdraw my troubles from the sight
+ of the world and keep them to myself. Let me shrink and draw up myself in
+ my own shell, like a tortoise, and learn to see men without hanging upon
+ them. I should endanger them in so slippery a passage: ‘tis time to
+ turn my back to company.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ “But, in these travels, you will be taken ill in some wretched
+ place, where nothing can be had to relieve you.” I always carry most
+ things necessary about me; and besides, we cannot evade Fortune if she
+ once resolves to attack us. I need nothing extraordinary when I am sick. I
+ will not be beholden to my bolus to do that for me which nature cannot. At
+ the very beginning of my fevers and sicknesses that cast me down, whilst
+ still entire, and but little, disordered in health, I reconcile myself to
+ Almighty God by the last Christian, offices, and find myself by so doing
+ less oppressed and more easy, and have got, methinks, so much the better
+ of my disease. And I have yet less need of a notary or counsellor than of
+ a physician. What I have not settled of my affairs when I was in health,
+ let no one expect I should do it when I am sick. What I will do for the
+ service of death is always done; I durst not so much as one day defer it;
+ and if nothing be done, ‘tis as much as to say either that doubt
+ hindered my choice (and sometimes ‘tis well chosen not to choose),
+ or that I was positively resolved not to do anything at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I write my book for few men and for few years. Had it been matter of
+ duration, I should have put it into firmer language. According to the
+ continual variation that ours has been subject to, up to this day, who can
+ expect that its present form should be in use fifty years hence? It slips
+ every day through our fingers, and since I was born, it is altered above
+ one-half. We say that it is now perfect; and every age says the same of
+ its own. I shall hardly trust to that, so long as it varies and changes as
+ it does. ‘Tis for good and useful writings to rivet it to them, and
+ its reputation will go according to the fortune of our state. For which
+ reason I am not afraid to insert in it several private articles, which
+ will spend their use amongst the men that are now living, and that concern
+ the particular knowledge of some who will see further into them than every
+ common reader. I will not, after all, as I often hear dead men spoken of,
+ that men should say of me: “He judged, he lived so and so; he would
+ have done this or that; could he have spoken when he was dying, he would
+ have said so or so, and have given this thing or t’other; I knew him
+ better than any.” Now, as much as decency permits, I here discover
+ my inclinations and affections; but I do more willingly and freely by word
+ of mouth to any one who desires to be informed. So it is that in these
+ memoirs, if any one observe, he will find that I have either told or
+ designed to tell all; what I cannot express, I point out with my finger:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Verum animo satis haec vestigia parva sagaci
+ Sunt, per quae possis cognoscere caetera tute”
+
+ [“By these footsteps a sagacious mind many easily find all other
+ matters (are sufficient to enable one to learn the rest well.)”
+ &mdash;Lucretius, i. 403.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I leave nothing to be desired or to be guessed at concerning me. If people
+ must be talking of me, I would have it to be justly and truly; I would
+ come again, with all my heart, from the other world to give any one the
+ lie who should report me other than I was, though he did it to honour me.
+ I perceive that people represent, even living men, quite another thing
+ than what they really are; and had I not stoutly defended a friend whom I
+ have lost,&mdash;[De la Boetie.]&mdash;they would have torn him into a
+ thousand contrary pieces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To conclude the account of my poor humours, I confess that in my travels I
+ seldom reach my inn but that it comes into my mind to consider whether I
+ could there be sick and dying at my ease. I desire to be lodged in some
+ private part of the house, remote from all noise, ill scents, and smoke. I
+ endeavour to flatter death by these frivolous circumstances; or, to say
+ better, to discharge myself from all other incumbrances, that I may have
+ nothing to do, nor be troubled with anything but that which will lie heavy
+ enough upon me without any other load. I would have my death share in the
+ ease and conveniences of my life; ‘tis a great part of it, and of
+ great importance, and I hope it will not in the future contradict the
+ past. Death has some forms that are more easy than others, and receives
+ divers qualities, according to every one’s fancy. Amongst the
+ natural deaths, that which proceeds from weakness and stupor I think the
+ most favourable; amongst those that are violent, I can worse endure to
+ think of a precipice than of the fall of a house that will crush me in a
+ moment, and of a wound with a sword than of a harquebus shot; I should
+ rather have chosen to poison myself with Socrates, than stab myself with
+ Cato. And, though it, be all one, yet my imagination makes as great a
+ difference as betwixt death and life, betwixt throwing myself into a
+ burning furnace and plunging into the channel of a river: so idly does our
+ fear more concern itself in the means than the effect. It is but an
+ instant, ‘tis true, but withal an instant of such weight, that I
+ would willingly give a great many days of my life to pass it over after my
+ own fashion. Since every one’s imagination renders it more or less
+ terrible, and since every one has some choice amongst the several forms of
+ dying, let us try a little further to find some one that is wholly clear
+ from all offence. Might not one render it even voluptuous, like the
+ Commoyientes of Antony and Cleopatra? I set aside the brave and exemplary
+ efforts produced by philosophy and religion; but, amongst men of little
+ mark there have been found some, such as Petronius and Tigellinus at Rome,
+ condemned to despatch themselves, who have, as it were, rocked death
+ asleep with the delicacy of their preparations; they have made it slip and
+ steal away in the height of their accustomed diversions amongst girls and
+ good fellows; not a word of consolation, no mention of making a will, no
+ ambitious affectation of constancy, no talk of their future condition;
+ amongst sports, feastings, wit, and mirth, common and indifferent
+ discourses, music, and amorous verses. Were it not possible for us to
+ imitate this resolution after a more decent manner? Since there are deaths
+ that are good for fools, deaths good for the wise, let us find out such as
+ are fit for those who are betwixt both. My imagination suggests to me one
+ that is easy, and, since we must die, to be desired. The Roman tyrants
+ thought they did, in a manner, give a criminal life when they gave him the
+ choice of his death. But was not Theophrastus, that so delicate, so
+ modest, and so wise a philosopher, compelled by reason, when he durst say
+ this verse, translated by Cicero:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vitam regit fortuna, non sapientia?”
+
+ [“Fortune, not wisdom, sways human life.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., V. 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Fortune assists the facility of the bargain of my life, having placed it
+ in such a condition that for the future it can be neither advantage nor
+ hindrance to those who are concerned in me; ‘tis a condition that I
+ would have accepted at any time of my life; but in this occasion of
+ trussing up my baggage, I am particularly pleased that in dying I shall
+ neither do them good nor harm. She has so ordered it, by a cunning
+ compensation, that they who may pretend to any considerable advantage by
+ my death will, at the same time, sustain a material inconvenience. Death
+ sometimes is more grievous to us, in that it is grievous to others, and
+ interests us in their interest as much as in our own, and sometimes more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this conveniency of lodging that I desire, I mix nothing of pomp and
+ amplitude&mdash;I hate it rather; but a certain plain neatness, which is
+ oftenest found in places where there is less of art, and that Nature has
+ adorned with some grace that is all her own:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non ampliter, sea munditer convivium.”
+
+ [“To eat not largely, but cleanly.”&mdash;Nepos, Life of Atticus, c. 13]
+
+ “Plus salis quam sumptus.”
+
+ [“Rather enough than costly (More wit than cost)”&mdash;Nonius, xi. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And besides, ‘tis for those whose affairs compel them to travel in
+ the depth of winter through the Grisons country to be surprised upon the
+ way with great inconveniences. I, who, for the most part, travel for my
+ pleasure, do not order my affairs so ill. If the way be foul on my right
+ hand, I turn on my left; if I find myself unfit to ride, I stay where I
+ am; and, so doing, in earnest I see nothing that is not as pleasant and
+ commodious as my own house. ‘Tis true that I always find superfluity
+ superfluous, and observe a kind of trouble even in abundance itself. Have
+ I left anything behind me unseen, I go back to see it; ‘tis still on
+ my way; I trace no certain line, either straight or crooked.&mdash;[Rousseau
+ has translated this passage in his Emile, book v.]&mdash;Do I not find in
+ the place to which I go what was reported to me&mdash;as it often falls
+ out that the judgments of others do not jump with mine, and that I have
+ found their reports for the most part false&mdash;I never complain of
+ losing my labour: I have, at least, informed myself that what was told me
+ was not true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have a constitution of body as free, and a palate as indifferent, as any
+ man living: the diversity of manners of several nations only affects me in
+ the pleasure of variety: every usage has its reason. Let the plate and
+ dishes be pewter, wood, or earth; my meat be boiled or roasted; let them
+ give me butter or oil, of nuts or olives, hot or cold, ‘tis all one
+ to me; and so indifferent, that growing old, I accuse this generous
+ faculty, and would wish that delicacy and choice should correct the
+ indiscretion of my appetite, and sometimes soothe my stomach. When I have
+ been abroad out of France and that people, out of courtesy, have asked me
+ if I would be served after the French manner, I laughed at the question,
+ and always frequented tables the most filled with foreigners. I am ashamed
+ to see our countrymen besotted with this foolish humour of quarrelling
+ with forms contrary to their own; they seem to be out of their element
+ when out of their own village: wherever they go, they keep to their own
+ fashions and abominate those of strangers. Do they meet with a compatriot
+ in Hungary? O the happy chance! They are henceforward inseparable; they
+ cling together, and their whole discourse is to condemn the barbarous
+ manners they see about them. Why barbarous, because they are not French?
+ And those have made the best use of their travels who have observed most
+ to speak against. Most of them go for no other end but to come back again;
+ they proceed in their travel with vast gravity and circumspection, with a
+ silent and incommunicable prudence, preserving themselves from the
+ contagion of an unknown air. What I am saying of them puts me in mind of
+ something like it I have at times observed in some of our young courtiers;
+ they will not mix with any but men of their own sort, and look upon us as
+ men of another world, with disdain or pity. Put them upon any discourse
+ but the intrigues of the court, and they are utterly at a loss; as very
+ owls and novices to us as we are to them. ‘Tis truly said that a
+ well-bred man is a compound man. I, on the contrary, travel very much
+ sated with our own fashions; I do not look for Gascons in Sicily; I have
+ left enough of them at home; I rather seek for Greeks and Persians; they
+ are the men I endeavour to be acquainted with and the men I study; ‘tis
+ there that I bestow and employ myself. And which is more, I fancy that I
+ have met but with few customs that are not as good as our own; I have not,
+ I confess, travelled very far; scarce out of the sight of the vanes of my
+ own house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, most of the accidental company a man falls into upon the
+ road beget him more trouble than pleasure; I waive them as much as I
+ civilly can, especially now that age seems in some sort to privilege and
+ sequester me from the common forms. You suffer for others or others suffer
+ for you; both of them inconveniences of importance enough, but the latter
+ appears to me the greater. ‘Tis a rare fortune, but of inestimable
+ solace; to have a worthy man, one of a sound judgment and of manners
+ conformable to your own, who takes a delight to bear you company. I have
+ been at an infinite loss for such upon my travels. But such a companion
+ should be chosen and acquired from your first setting out. There can be no
+ pleasure to me without communication: there is not so much as a sprightly
+ thought comes into my mind, that it does not grieve me to have produced
+ alone, and that I have no one to communicate it to:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si cum hac exceptione detur sapientia,
+ ut illam inclusam teneam, nec enuntiem, rejiciam.”
+
+ [“If wisdom be conferred with this reservation, that I must keep it
+ to myself, and not communicate it to others, I would none of it.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This other has strained it one note higher:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si contigerit ea vita sapienti, ut ommum rerum afliuentibus copiis,
+ quamvis omnia, quae cognitione digna sunt, summo otio secum ipse
+ consideret et contempletur, tamen, si solitudo tanta sit, ut hominem
+ videre non possit, excedat a vita.”
+
+ [“If such a condition of life should happen to a wise man, that in
+ the greatest plenty of all conveniences he might, at the most
+ undisturbed leisure, consider and contemplate all things worth the
+ knowing, yet if his solitude be such that he must not see a man, let
+ him depart from life.”&mdash;Cicero, De Offic., i. 43.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Architas pleases me when he says, “that it would be unpleasant, even
+ in heaven itself, to wander in those great and divine celestial bodies
+ without a companion. But yet ‘tis much better to be alone than in
+ foolish and troublesome company. Aristippus loved to live as a stranger in
+ all places:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Me si fata meis paterentur ducere vitam
+ Auspiciis,”
+
+ [“If the fates would let me live in my own way.”&mdash;AEneid, iv. 340.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I should choose to pass away the greatest part of my life on horseback:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Visere gestiens,
+ Qua pane debacchentur ignes,
+ Qua nebula, pluviique rores.”
+
+ [“Visit the regions where the sun burns, where are the thick
+ rain-clouds and the frosts.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 3, 54.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Have you not more easy diversions at home? What do you there want?
+ Is not your house situated in a sweet and healthful air, sufficiently
+ furnished, and more than sufficiently large? Has not the royal majesty
+ been more than once there entertained with all its train? Are there not
+ more below your family in good ease than there are above it in eminence?
+ Is there any local, extraordinary, indigestible thought that afflicts you?”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qua to nunc coquat, et vexet sub pectore fixa.”
+
+ [“That may now worry you, and vex, fixed in your breast.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Senect, c. 1, Ex Ennio.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “Where do you think to live without disturbance?”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nunquam simpliciter Fortuna indulget.”
+
+ [“Fortune is never simply complaisant (unmixed).”
+ &mdash;Quintus Curtius, iv. 14]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ You see, then, it is only you that trouble yourself; you will everywhere
+ follow yourself, and everywhere complain; for there is no satisfaction
+ here below, but either for brutish or for divine souls. He who, on so just
+ an occasion, has no contentment, where will he think to find it? How many
+ thousands of men terminate their wishes in such a condition as yours? Do
+ but reform yourself; for that is wholly in your own power! whereas you
+ have no other right but patience towards fortune:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nulla placida quies est, nisi quam ratio composuit.”
+
+ [“There is no tranquillity but that which reason has conferred.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 56.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I see the reason of this advice, and see it perfectly well; but he might
+ sooner have done, and more pertinently, in bidding me in one word be wise;
+ that resolution is beyond wisdom; ‘tis her precise work and product.
+ Thus the physician keeps preaching to a poor languishing patient to
+ “be cheerful”; but he would advise him a little more
+ discreetly in bidding him “be well.” For my part, I am but a
+ man of the common sort. ‘Tis a wholesome precept, certain and easy
+ to be understood, “Be content with what you have,” that is to
+ say, with reason: and yet to follow this advice is no more in the power of
+ the wise men of the world than in me. ‘Tis a common saying, but of a
+ terrible extent: what does it not comprehend? All things fall under
+ discretion and qualification. I know very well that, to take it by the
+ letter, this pleasure of travelling is a testimony of uneasiness and
+ irresolution, and, in sooth, these two are our governing and predominating
+ qualities. Yes, I confess, I see nothing, not so much as in a dream, in a
+ wish, whereon I could set up my rest: variety only, and the possession of
+ diversity, can satisfy me; that is, if anything can. In travelling, it
+ pleases me that I may stay where I like, without inconvenience, and that I
+ have a place wherein commodiously to divert myself. I love a private life,
+ because ‘tis my own choice that I love it, not by any dissenting
+ from or dislike of public life, which, peradventure, is as much according
+ to my complexion. I serve my prince more cheerfully because it is by the
+ free election of my own judgment and reason, without any particular
+ obligation; and that I am not reduced and constrained so to do for being
+ rejected or disliked by the other party; and so of all the rest. I hate
+ the morsels that necessity carves me; any commodity upon which I had only
+ to depend would have me by the throat;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Alter remus aquas, alter mihi radat arenas;”
+
+ [“Let me have one oar in the water, and with the other rake the
+ shore.”&mdash;Propertius, iii. 3, 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ one cord will never hold me fast enough. You will say, there is vanity in
+ this way of living. But where is there not? All these fine precepts are
+ vanity, and all wisdom is vanity:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dominus novit cogitationes sapientum, quoniam vanae sunt.”
+
+ [“The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.”
+ &mdash;Ps. xciii. II; or I Cor. iii. 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These exquisite subtleties are only fit for sermons; they are discourses
+ that will send us all saddled into the other world. Life is a material and
+ corporal motion, an action imperfect and irregular of its own proper
+ essence; I make it my business to serve it according to itself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quisque suos patimur manes.”
+
+ [“We each of us suffer our own particular demon.”&mdash;AEneid, vi. 743.]
+
+ “Sic est faciendum, ut contra naturam universam nihil contendamus;
+ ea tamen conservata propriam sequamur.”
+
+ [“We must so order it as by no means to contend against universal
+ nature; but yet, that rule being observed, to follow our own.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offcc., i. 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To what end are these elevated points of philosophy, upon which no human
+ being can rely? and those rules that exceed both our use and force?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I see often that we have theories of life set before us which neither the
+ proposer nor those who hear him have any hope, nor, which is more, any
+ inclination to follow. Of the same sheet of paper whereon the judge has
+ but just written a sentence against an adulterer, he steals a piece
+ whereon to write a love-letter to his companion’s wife. She whom you
+ have but just now illicitly embraced will presently, even in your hearing,
+ more loudly inveigh against the same fault in her companion than a Portia
+ would do;&mdash;[The chaste daughter of Cato of Utica.]&mdash;and men
+ there are who will condemn others to death for crimes that they themselves
+ do not repute so much as faults. I have, in my youth, seen a man of good
+ rank with one hand present to the people verses that excelled both in wit
+ and debauchery, and with the other, at the same time, the most ripe and
+ pugnacious theological reformation that the world has been treated withal
+ these many years. And so men proceed; we let the laws and precepts follow
+ their way; ourselves keep another course, not only from debauchery of
+ manners, but ofttimes by judgment and contrary opinion. Do but hear a
+ philosophical lecture; the invention, eloquence, pertinency immediately
+ strike upon your mind and move you; there is nothing that touches or
+ stings your conscience; ‘tis not to this they address themselves. Is
+ not this true? It made Aristo say, that neither a bath nor a lecture did
+ aught unless it scoured and made men clean. One may stop at the skin; but
+ it is after the marrow is picked out as, after we have swallowed good wine
+ out of a fine cup, we examine the designs and workmanship. In all the
+ courts of ancient philosophy, this is to be found, that the same teacher
+ publishes rules of temperance and at the same time lessons in love and
+ wantonness; Xenophon, in the very bosom of Clinias, wrote against the
+ Aristippic virtue. ‘Tis not that there is any miraculous conversion
+ in it that makes them thus wavering; ‘tis that Solon represents
+ himself, sometimes in his own person, and sometimes in that of a
+ legislator; one while he speaks for the crowd, and another for himself;
+ taking the free and natural rules for his own share, feeling assured of a
+ firm and entire health:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Curentur dubii medicis majoribus aegri.”
+
+ [“Desperate maladies require the best doctors.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, xiii. 124.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Antisthenes allows a sage to love, and to do whatever he thinks
+ convenient, without regard to the laws, forasmuch as he is better advised
+ than they, and has a greater knowledge of virtue. His disciple Diogenes
+ said, that “men to perturbations were to oppose reason: to fortune,
+ courage: to the laws, nature.” For tender stomachs, constrained and
+ artificial recipes must be prescribed: good and strong stomachs serve
+ themselves simply with the prescriptions of their own natural appetite;
+ after this manner do our physicians proceed, who eat melons and drink iced
+ wines, whilst they confine their patients to syrups and sops. “I
+ know not,” said the courtezan Lais, “what they may talk of
+ books, wisdom, and philosophy; but these men knock as often at my door as
+ any others.” At the same rate that our licence carries us beyond
+ what is lawful and allowed, men have, often beyond universal reason,
+ stretched the precepts and rules of our life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nemo satis credit tantum delinquere, quantum
+ Permittas.”
+
+ [“No one thinks he has done ill to the full extent of what he may.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, xiv. 233.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It were to be wished that there was more proportion betwixt the command
+ and the obedience; and the mark seems to be unjust to which one cannot
+ attain. There is no so good man, who so squares all his thoughts and
+ actions to the laws, that he is not faulty enough to deserve hanging ten
+ times in his life; and he may well be such a one, as it were great
+ injustice and great harm to punish and ruin:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ole, quid ad te
+ De cute quid faciat ille vel ille sua?”
+
+ [“Olus, what is it to thee what he or she does with their skin?”
+ &mdash;Martial, vii. 9, I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and such an one there may be, who has no way offended the laws, who,
+ nevertheless, would not deserve the character of a virtuous man, and whom
+ philosophy would justly condemn to be whipped; so unequal and perplexed is
+ this relation. We are so far from being good men, according to the laws of
+ God, that we cannot be so according to our own human wisdom never yet
+ arrived at the duties it had itself prescribed; and could it arrive there,
+ it would still prescribe to itself others beyond, to which it would ever
+ aspire and pretend; so great an enemy to consistency is our human
+ condition. Man enjoins himself to be necessarily in fault: he is not very
+ discreet to cut out his own duty by the measure of another being than his
+ own. To whom does he prescribe that which he does not expect any one
+ should perform? is he unjust in not doing what it is impossible for him to
+ do? The laws which condemn us not to be able, condemn us for not being
+ able.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the worst, this difform liberty of presenting ourselves two several
+ ways, the actions after one manner and the reasoning after another, may be
+ allowed to those who only speak of things; but it cannot be allowed to
+ those who speak of themselves, as I do: I must march my pen as I do my
+ feet. Common life ought to have relation to the other lives: the virtue of
+ Cato was vigorous beyond the reason of the age he lived in; and for a man
+ who made it his business to govern others, a man dedicated to the public
+ service, it might be called a justice, if not unjust, at least vain and
+ out of season. Even my own manners, which differ not above an inch from
+ those current amongst us, render me, nevertheless, a little rough and
+ unsociable at my age. I know not whether it be without reason that I am
+ disgusted with the world I frequent; but I know very well that it would be
+ without reason, should I complain of its being disgusted with me, seeing I
+ am so with it. The virtue that is assigned to the affairs of the world is
+ a virtue of many wavings, corners, and elbows, to join and adapt itself to
+ human frailty, mixed and artificial, not straight, clear, constant, nor
+ purely innocent. Our annals to this very day reproach one of our kings for
+ suffering himself too simply to be carried away by the conscientious
+ persuasions of his confessor: affairs of state have bolder precepts;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Exeat aula,
+ Qui vult esse pius.”
+
+ [“Let him who will be pious retire from the court.”
+ &mdash;Lucan, viii. 493]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I formerly tried to employ in the service of public affairs opinions and
+ rules of living, as rough, new, unpolished or unpolluted, as they were
+ either born with me, or brought away from my education, and wherewith I
+ serve my own turn, if not so commodiously, at least securely, in my own
+ particular concerns: a scholastic and novice virtue; but I have found them
+ unapt and dangerous. He who goes into a crowd must now go one way and then
+ another, keep his elbows close, retire or advance, and quit the straight
+ way, according to what he encounters; and must live not so much according
+ to his own method as to that of others; not according to what he proposes
+ to himself, but according to what is proposed to him, according to the
+ time, according to the men, according to the occasions. Plato says, that
+ whoever escapes from the world’s handling with clean breeches,
+ escapes by miracle: and says withal, that when he appoints his philosopher
+ the head of a government, he does not mean a corrupt one like that of
+ Athens, and much less such a one as this of ours, wherein wisdom itself
+ would be to seek. A good herb, transplanted into a soil contrary to its
+ own nature, much sooner conforms itself to the soil than it reforms the
+ soil to it. I found that if I had wholly to apply myself to such
+ employments, it would require a great deal of change and new modelling in
+ me before I could be any way fit for it: And though I could so far prevail
+ upon myself (and why might I not with time and diligence work such a
+ feat), I would not do it. The little trial I have had of public employment
+ has been so much disgust to me; I feel at times temptations toward
+ ambition rising in my soul, but I obstinately oppose them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “At tu, Catulle, obstinatus obdura.”
+
+ [“But thou, Catullus, be obstinately firm.”&mdash;Catullus, viii. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am seldom called to it, and as seldom offer myself uncalled; liberty and
+ laziness, the qualities most predominant in me, are qualities
+ diametrically contrary to that trade. We cannot well distinguish the
+ faculties of men; they have divisions and limits hard and delicate to
+ choose; to conclude from the discreet conduct of a private life a capacity
+ for the management of public affairs is to conclude ill; a man may govern
+ himself well who cannot govern others so, and compose Essays who could not
+ work effects: men there may be who can order a siege well, who would ill
+ marshal a battle; who can speak well in private, who would ill harangue a
+ people or a prince; nay, ‘tis peradventure rather a testimony in him
+ who can do the one that he cannot do the other, than otherwise. I find
+ that elevated souls are not much more proper for mean things than mean
+ souls are for high ones. Could it be imagined that Socrates should have
+ administered occasion of laughter, at the expense of his own reputation,
+ to the Athenians for: having never been able to sum up the votes of his
+ tribe, to deliver it to the council? Truly, the veneration I have for the
+ perfections of this great man deserves that his fortune should furnish,
+ for the excuse of my principal imperfections, so magnificent an example.
+ Our sufficiency is cut out into small parcels; mine has no latitude, and
+ is also very contemptible in number. Saturninus, to those who had
+ conferred upon him the command in chief: “Companions,” said
+ he, “you have lost a good captain, to make of him a bad general.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever boasts, in so sick a time as this, to employ a true and sincere
+ virtue in the world’s service, either knows not what it is, opinions
+ growing corrupt with manners (and, in truth, to hear them describe it, to
+ hear the most of them glorify themselves in their deportments, and lay
+ down their rules; instead of painting virtue, they paint pure vice and
+ injustice, and so represent it false in the education of princes); or if
+ he does know it, boasts unjustly and let him say what he will, does a
+ thousand things of which his own conscience must necessarily accuse him. I
+ should willingly take Seneca’s word on the experience he made upon
+ the like occasion, provided he would deal sincerely with me. The most
+ honourable mark of goodness in such a necessity is freely to confess both
+ one’s own faults and those of others; with the power of its virtue
+ to stay one’s inclination towards evil; unwillingly to follow this
+ propension; to hope better, to desire better. I perceive that in these
+ divisions wherein we are involved in France, every one labours to defend
+ his cause; but even the very best of them with dissimulation and disguise:
+ he who would write roundly of the true state of the quarrel, would write
+ rashly and wrongly. The most just party is at best but a member of a
+ decayed and worm-eaten body; but of such a body, the member that is least
+ affected calls itself sound, and with good reason, forasmuch as our
+ qualities have no title but in comparison; civil innocence is measured
+ according to times and places. Imagine this in Xenophon, related as a fine
+ commendation of Agesilaus: that, being entreated by a neighbouring prince
+ with whom he had formerly had war, to permit him to pass through his
+ country, he granted his request, giving him free passage through
+ Peloponnesus; and not only did not imprison or poison him, being at his
+ mercy, but courteously received him according to the obligation of his
+ promise, without doing him the least injury or offence. To such ideas as
+ theirs this were an act of no especial note; elsewhere and in another age,
+ the frankness and unanimity of such an action would be thought wonderful;
+ our monkeyish capets
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Capets, so called from their short capes, were the students of
+ Montaigne College at Paris, and were held in great contempt.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ would have laughed at it, so little does the Spartan innocence resemble
+ that of France. We are not without virtuous men, but ‘tis according
+ to our notions of virtue. Whoever has his manners established in
+ regularity above the standard of the age he lives in, let him either wrest
+ or blunt his rules, or, which I would rather advise him to, let him
+ retire, and not meddle with us at all. What will he get by it?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Egregium sanctumque virum si cerno, bimembri
+ Hoc monstrum puero, et miranti jam sub aratro
+ Piscibus inventis, et foetae comparo mulae.”
+
+ [“If I see an exemplary and good man, I liken it to a two-headed
+ boy, or a fish turned up by the plough, or a teeming mule.”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, xiii. 64.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ One may regret better times, but cannot fly from the present; we may wish
+ for other magistrates, but we must, notwithstanding, obey those we have;
+ and, peradventure, ‘tis more laudable to obey the bad than the good.
+ So long as the image of the ancient and received laws of this monarchy
+ shall shine in any corner of the kingdom, there will I be. If they
+ unfortunately happen to thwart and contradict one another, so as to
+ produce two parts, of doubtful and difficult choice, I will willingly
+ choose to withdraw and escape the tempest; in the meantime nature or the
+ hazards of war may lend me a helping hand. Betwixt Caesar and Pompey, I
+ should frankly have declared myself; but, as amongst the three robbers who
+ came after,&mdash;[Octavius, Mark Antony, and Lepidus.]&mdash;a man must
+ have been necessitated either to hide himself, or have gone along with the
+ current of the time, which I think one may fairly do when reason no longer
+ guides:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo diversus abis?”
+
+ [“Whither dost thou run wandering?”&mdash;AEneid, v. 166.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This medley is a little from my theme; I go out of my way; but ‘tis
+ rather by licence than oversight; my fancies follow one another, but
+ sometimes at a great distance, and look towards one another, but ‘tis
+ with an oblique glance. I have read a dialogue of Plato,&mdash;[The
+ Phaedrus.]&mdash;of the like motley and fantastic composition, the
+ beginning about love, and all the rest to the end about rhetoric; they
+ fear not these variations, and have a marvellous grace in letting
+ themselves be carried away at the pleasure of the wind, or at least to
+ seem as if they were. The titles of my chapters do not always comprehend
+ the whole matter; they often denote it by some mark only, as these others,
+ Andria, Eunuchus; or these, Sylla, Cicero, Toyquatus. I love a poetic
+ progress, by leaps and skips; ‘tis an art, as Plato says, light,
+ nimble, demoniac. There are pieces in Plutarch where he forgets his theme;
+ where the proposition of his argument is only found by incidence, stuffed
+ and half stifled in foreign matter. Observe his footsteps in the Daemon of
+ Socrates. O God! how beautiful are these frolicsome sallies, those
+ variations and digressions, and all the more when they seem most
+ fortuitous and careless. ‘Tis the indiligent reader who loses my
+ subject, and not I; there will always be found some word or other in a
+ corner that is to the purpose, though it lie very close. I ramble
+ indiscreetly and tumultuously; my style and my wit wander at the same
+ rate. He must fool it a little who would not be deemed wholly a fool, say
+ both the precepts, and, still more, the examples of our masters. A
+ thousand poets flag and languish after a prosaic manner; but the best old
+ prose (and I strew it here up and down indifferently for verse) shines
+ throughout with the lustre, vigour, and boldness of poetry, and not
+ without some air of its fury. And certainly prose ought to have the
+ pre-eminence in speaking. The poet, says Plato, seated upon the muses
+ tripod, pours out with fury whatever comes into his mouth, like the pipe
+ of a fountain, without considering and weighing it; and things escape him
+ of various colours, of contrary substance, and with an irregular torrent.
+ Plato himself is throughout poetical; and the old theology, as the learned
+ tell us, is all poetry; and the first philosophy is the original language
+ of the gods. I would have my matter distinguish itself; it sufficiently
+ shows where it changes, where it concludes, where it begins, and where it
+ rejoins, without interlacing it with words of connection introduced for
+ the relief of weak or negligent ears, and without explaining myself. Who
+ is he that had not rather not be read at all than after a drowsy or
+ cursory manner?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nihil est tam utile, quod intransitu prosit.”
+
+ [“Nothing is so useful as that which is cursorily so.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If to take books in hand were to learn them: to look upon them were to
+ consider them: and to run these slightly over were to grasp them, I were
+ then to blame to make myself out so ignorant as I say I am. Seeing I
+ cannot fix the attention of my reader by the weight of what I write,
+ ‘manco male’, if I should chance to do it by my intricacies.
+ “Nay, but he will afterwards repent that he ever perplexed himself
+ about it.” ‘Tis very true, but he will yet be there perplexed.
+ And, besides, there are some humours in which comprehension produces
+ disdain; who will think better of me for not understanding what I say, and
+ will conclude the depth of my sense by its obscurity; which, to speak in
+ good sooth, I mortally hate, and would avoid it if I could. Aristotle
+ boasts somewhere in his writings that he affected it: a vicious
+ affectation. The frequent breaks into chapters that I made my method in
+ the beginning of my book, having since seemed to me to dissolve the
+ attention before it was raised, as making it disdain to settle itself to
+ so little, I, upon that account, have made them longer, such as require
+ proposition and assigned leisure. In such an employment, to whom you will
+ not give an hour you give nothing; and you do nothing for him for whom you
+ only do it whilst you are doing something else. To which may be added that
+ I have, peradventure, some particular obligation to speak only by halves,
+ to speak confusedly and discordantly. I am therefore angry at this
+ trouble-feast reason, and its extravagant projects that worry one’s
+ life, and its opinions, so fine and subtle, though they be all true, I
+ think too dear bought and too inconvenient. On the contrary, I make it my
+ business to bring vanity itself in repute, and folly too, if it produce me
+ any pleasure; and let myself follow my own natural inclinations, without
+ carrying too strict a hand upon them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen elsewhere houses in ruins, and statues both of gods and men:
+ these are men still. ‘Tis all true; and yet, for all that, I cannot
+ so often revisit the tomb of that so great and so puissant city,&mdash;[Rome]&mdash;
+ that I do not admire and reverence it. The care of the dead is recommended
+ to us; now, I have been bred up from my infancy with these dead; I had
+ knowledge of the affairs of Rome long before I had any of those of my own
+ house; I knew the Capitol and its plan before I knew the Louvre, and the
+ Tiber before I knew the Seine. The qualities and fortunes of Lucullus,
+ Metellus, and Scipio have ever run more in my head than those of any of my
+ own country; they are all dead; so is my father as absolutely dead as
+ they, and is removed as far from me and life in eighteen years as they are
+ in sixteen hundred: whose memory, nevertheless, friendship and society, I
+ do not cease to embrace and utilise with a perfect and lively union. Nay,
+ of my own inclination, I pay more service to the dead; they can no longer
+ help themselves, and therefore, methinks, the more require my assistance:
+ ‘tis there that gratitude appears in its full lustre. The benefit is
+ not so generously bestowed, where there is retrogradation and reflection.
+ Arcesilaus, going to visit Ctesibius, who was sick, and finding him in a
+ very poor condition, very finely conveyed some money under his pillow,
+ and, by concealing it from him, acquitted him, moreover, from the
+ acknowledgment due to such a benefit. Such as have merited from me
+ friendship and gratitude have never lost these by being no more; I have
+ better and more carefully paid them when gone and ignorant of what I did;
+ I speak most affectionately of my friends when they can no longer know it.
+ I have had a hundred quarrels in defending Pompey and for the cause of
+ Brutus; this acquaintance yet continues betwixt us; we have no other hold
+ even on present things but by fancy. Finding myself of no use to this age,
+ I throw myself back upon that other, and am so enamoured of it, that the
+ free, just, and flourishing state of that ancient Rome (for I neither love
+ it in its birth nor its old age) interests and impassionates me; and
+ therefore I cannot so often revisit the sites of their streets and houses,
+ and those ruins profound even to the Antipodes, that I am not interested
+ in them. Is it by nature, or through error of fancy, that the sight of
+ places which we know to have been frequented and inhabited by persons
+ whose memories are recommended in story, moves us in some sort more than
+ to hear a recital of their&mdash;acts or to read their writings?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tanta vis admonitionis inest in locis....Et id quidem in hac urbe
+ infinitum; quacumque enim ingredimur, in aliquam historiam vestigium
+ ponimus.”
+
+ [“So great a power of reminiscence resides in places; and that truly
+ in this city infinite, for which way soever we go, we find the
+ traces of some story.”&mdash;Cicero, De Fin., v. I, 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It pleases me to consider their face, bearing, and vestments: I pronounce
+ those great names betwixt my teeth, and make them ring in my ears:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ego illos veneror, et tantis nominibus semper assurgo.”
+
+ [“I reverence them, and always rise to so great names.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 64.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Of things that are in some part great and admirable, I admire even the
+ common parts: I could wish to see them in familiar relations, walk, and
+ sup. It were ingratitude to contemn the relics and images of so many
+ worthy and valiant men as I have seen live and die, and who, by their
+ example, give us so many good instructions, knew we how to follow them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, moreover, this very Rome that we now see, deserves to be beloved, so
+ long and by so many titles allied to our crown; the only common and
+ universal city; the sovereign magistrate that commands there is equally
+ acknowledged elsewhere ‘tis the metropolitan city of all the
+ Christian nations the Spaniard and Frenchman is there at home: to be a
+ prince of that state, there needs no more but to be of Christendom
+ wheresoever. There is no place upon earth that heaven has embraced with
+ such an influence and constancy of favour; her very ruins are grand and
+ glorious,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Laudandis pretiosior ruinis.”
+
+ [“More precious from her glorious ruins.”
+ &mdash;Sidonius Apollinaris, Carm., xxiii.; Narba, v. 62.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ she yet in her very tomb retains the marks and images of empire:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut palam sit, uno in loco gaudentis opus esse naturx.”
+
+ [“That it may be manifest that there is in one place the work of
+ rejoicing nature.”&mdash;Pliny, Nat. Hist., iii. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Some would blame and be angry at themselves to perceive themselves tickled
+ with so vain a pleasure our humours are never too vain that are pleasant
+ let them be what they may, if they constantly content a man of common
+ understanding, I could not have the heart to blame him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am very much obliged to Fortune, in that, to this very hour, she has
+ offered me no outrage beyond what I was well able to bear. Is it not her
+ custom to let those live in quiet by whom she is not importuned?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quanto quisque sibi plum negaverit,
+ A diis plum feret: nil cupientium
+ Nudus castra peto . . . .
+ Multa petentibus
+ Desunt multa.”
+
+ [“The more each man denies himself, the more the gods give him.
+ Poor as I am, I seek the company of those who ask nothing; they who
+ desire much will be deficient in much.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 16,21,42.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If she continue her favour, she will dismiss me very well satisfied:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nihil supra
+ Deos lacesso.”
+
+ [“I trouble the gods no farther.”&mdash;Horace, Od., ii. 18, 11.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But beware a shock: there are a thousand who perish in the port. I easily
+ comfort myself for what shall here happen when I shall be gone, present
+ things trouble me enough:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fortunae caetera mando.”
+
+ [“I leave the rest to fortune.”&mdash;Ovid, Metam., ii. 140.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Besides, I have not that strong obligation that they say ties men to the
+ future, by the issue that succeeds to their name and honour; and
+ peradventure, ought less to covet them, if they are to be so much desired.
+ I am but too much tied to the world, and to this life, of myself: I am
+ content to be in Fortune’s power by circumstances properly necessary
+ to my being, without otherwise enlarging her jurisdiction over me; and
+ have never thought that to be without children was a defect that ought to
+ render life less complete or less contented: a sterile vocation has its
+ conveniences too. Children are of the number of things that are not so
+ much to be desired, especially now that it would be so hard to make them
+ good:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Bona jam nec nasci licet, ita corrupta Bunt semina;”
+
+ [“Nothing good can be born now, the seed is so corrupt.”
+ &mdash;Tertullian, De Pudicita.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and yet they are justly to be lamented by such as lose them when they have
+ them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who left me my house in charge, foretold that I was like to ruin it,
+ considering my humour so little inclined to look after household affairs.
+ But he was mistaken; for I am in the same condition now as when I first
+ entered into it, or rather somewhat better; and yet without office or any
+ place of profit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, if Fortune has never done me any violent or extraordinary
+ injury, neither has she done me any particular favour; whatever we derive
+ from her bounty, was there above a hundred years before my time: I have,
+ as to my own particular, no essential and solid good, that I stand
+ indebted for to her liberality. She has, indeed, done me some airy
+ favours, honorary and titular favours, without substance, and those in
+ truth she has not granted, but offered me, who, God knows, am all
+ material, and who take nothing but what is real, and indeed massive too,
+ for current pay: and who, if I durst confess so much, should not think
+ avarice much less excusable than ambition: nor pain less to be avoided
+ than shame; nor health less to be coveted than learning, or riches than
+ nobility.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amongst those empty favours of hers, there is none that so much pleases
+ vain humour natural to my country, as an authentic bull of a Roman
+ burgess-ship, that was granted me when I was last there, glorious in seals
+ and gilded letters, and granted with all gracious liberality. And because
+ ‘tis couched in a mixt style, more or less favourable, and that I
+ could have been glad to have seen a copy of it before it had passed the
+ seal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Being before burgess of no city at all, I am glad to be created one of the
+ most noble that ever was or ever shall be. If other men would consider
+ themselves at the rate I do, they would, as I do, discover themselves to
+ be full of inanity and foppery; to rid myself of it, I cannot, without
+ making myself away. We are all steeped in it, as well one as another; but
+ they who are not aware on’t, have somewhat the better bargain; and
+ yet I know not whether they have or no.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This opinion and common usage to observe others more than ourselves has
+ very much relieved us that way: ‘tis a very displeasing object: we
+ can there see nothing but misery and vanity: nature, that we may not be
+ dejected with the sight of our own deformities, has wisely thrust the
+ action of seeing outward. We go forward with the current, but to turn back
+ towards ourselves is a painful motion; so is the sea moved and troubled
+ when the waves rush against one another. Observe, says every one, the
+ motions of the heavens, of public affairs; observe the quarrel of such a
+ person, take notice of such a one’s pulse, of such another’s
+ last will and testament; in sum, be always looking high or low, on one
+ side, before or behind you. It was a paradoxical command anciently given
+ us by that god of Delphos: “Look into yourself; discover yourself;
+ keep close to yourself; call back your mind and will, that elsewhere
+ consume themselves into yourself; you run out, you spill yourself; carry a
+ more steady hand: men betray you, men spill you, men steal you from
+ yourself. Dost thou not see that this world we live in keeps all its sight
+ confined within, and its eyes open to contemplate itself? ‘Tis
+ always vanity for thee, both within and without; but ‘tis less
+ vanity when less extended. Excepting thee, O man, said that god,
+ everything studies itself first, and has bounds to its labours and
+ desires, according to its need. There is nothing so empty and necessitous
+ as thou, who embracest the universe; thou art the investigator without
+ knowledge, the magistrate without jurisdiction, and, after all, the fool
+ of the farce.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER X&mdash;&mdash;OF MANAGING THE WILL
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Few things, in comparison of what commonly affect other men, move, or, to
+ say better, possess me: for ‘tis but reason they should concern a
+ man, provided they do not possess him. I am very solicitous, both by study
+ and argument, to enlarge this privilege of insensibility, which is in me
+ naturally raised to a pretty degree, so that consequently I espouse and am
+ very much moved with very few things. I have a clear sight enough, but I
+ fix it upon very few objects; I have a sense delicate and tender enough;
+ but an apprehension and application hard and negligent. I am very
+ unwilling to engage myself; as much as in me lies, I employ myself wholly
+ on myself, and even in that subject should rather choose to curb and
+ restrain my affection from plunging itself over head and ears into it, it
+ being a subject that I possess at the mercy of others, and over which
+ fortune has more right than I; so that even as to health, which I so much
+ value, ‘tis all the more necessary for me not so passionately to
+ covet and heed it, than to find diseases so insupportable. A man ought to
+ moderate himself betwixt the hatred of pain and the love of pleasure: and
+ Plato sets down a middle path of life betwixt the two. But against such
+ affections as wholly carry me away from myself and fix me elsewhere,
+ against those, I say, I oppose myself with my utmost power. ‘Tis my
+ opinion that a man should lend himself to others, and only give himself to
+ himself. Were my will easy to lend itself out and to be swayed, I should
+ not stick there; I am too tender both by nature and use:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fugax rerum, securaque in otia natus.”
+
+ [“Avoiding affairs and born to secure ease.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, De Trist., iii. 2, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Hot and obstinate disputes, wherein my adversary would at last have the
+ better, the issue that would render my heat and obstinacy disgraceful
+ would peradventure vex me to the last degree. Should I set myself to it at
+ the rate that others do, my soul would never have the force to bear the
+ emotion and alarms of those who grasp at so much; it would immediately be
+ disordered by this inward agitation. If, sometimes, I have been put upon
+ the management of other men’s affairs, I have promised to take them
+ in hand, but not into my lungs and liver; to take them upon me, not to
+ incorporate them; to take pains, yes: to be impassioned about it, by no
+ means; I have a care of them, but I will not sit upon them. I have enough
+ to do to order and govern the domestic throng of those that I have in my
+ own veins and bowels, without introducing a crowd of other men’s
+ affairs; and am sufficiently concerned about my own proper and natural
+ business, without meddling with the concerns of others. Such as know how
+ much they owe to themselves, and how many offices they are bound to of
+ their own, find that nature has cut them out work enough of their own to
+ keep them from being idle. “Thou hast business enough at home: look
+ to that.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Men let themselves out to hire; their faculties are not for themselves,
+ but for those to whom they have enslaved themselves; ‘tis their
+ tenants occupy them, not themselves. This common humour pleases not me. We
+ must be thrifty of the liberty of our souls, and never let it out but upon
+ just occasions, which are very few, if we judge aright. Do but observe
+ such as have accustomed themselves to be at every one’s call: they
+ do it indifferently upon all, as well little as great, occasions; in that
+ which nothing concerns them; as much as in what imports them most. They
+ thrust themselves in indifferently wherever there is work to do and
+ obligation, and are without life when not in tumultuous bustle:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In negotiis sunt, negotii cause,”
+
+ [“They are in business for business’ sake.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ It is not so much that they will go, as it is that they cannot stand
+ still: like a rolling stone that cannot stop till it can go no further.
+ Occupation, with a certain sort of men, is a mark of understanding and
+ dignity: their souls seek repose in agitation, as children do by being
+ rocked in a cradle; they may pronounce themselves as serviceable to their
+ friends, as they are troublesome to themselves. No one distributes his
+ money to others, but every one distributes his time and his life: there is
+ nothing of which we are so prodigal as of these two things, of which to be
+ thrifty would be both commendable and useful. I am of a quite contrary
+ humour; I look to myself, and commonly covet with no great ardour what I
+ do desire, and desire little; and I employ and busy myself at the same
+ rate, rarely and temperately. Whatever they take in hand, they do it with
+ their utmost will and vehemence. There are so many dangerous steps, that,
+ for the more safety, we must a little lightly and superficially glide over
+ the world, and not rush through it. Pleasure itself is painful in
+ profundity:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Incedis per ignes,
+ Suppositos cineri doloso.”
+
+ [“You tread on fire, hidden under deceitful ashes.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., ii. i, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The Parliament of Bordeaux chose me mayor of their city at a time when I
+ was at a distance from France,&mdash;[At Bagno Della Villa, near Lucca,
+ September 1581]&mdash;and still more remote from any such thought. I
+ entreated to be excused, but I was told by my friends that I had committed
+ an error in so doing, and the greater because the king had, moreover,
+ interposed his command in that affair. ‘Tis an office that ought to
+ be looked upon so much more honourable, as it has no other salary nor
+ advantage than the bare honour of its execution. It continues two years,
+ but may be extended by a second election, which very rarely happens; it
+ was to me, and had never been so but twice before: some years ago to
+ Monsieur de Lansac, and lately to Monsieur de Biron, Marshal of France, in
+ whose place I succeeded; and, I left mine to Monsieur de Matignon, Marshal
+ of France also: proud of so noble a fraternity&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Uterque bonus pacis bellique minister.”
+
+ [“Either one a good minister in peace and war.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, xi. 658.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Fortune would have a hand in my promotion, by this particular circumstance
+ which she put in of her own, not altogether vain; for Alexander disdained
+ the ambassadors of Corinth, who came to offer him a burgess-ship of their
+ city; but when they proceeded to lay before him that Bacchus and Hercules
+ were also in the register, he graciously thanked them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At my arrival, I faithfully and conscientiously represented myself to them
+ for such as I find myself to be&mdash;a man without memory, without
+ vigilance, without experience, and without vigour; but withal, without
+ hatred, without ambition, without avarice, and without violence; that they
+ might be informed of my qualities, and know what they were to expect from
+ my service. And whereas the knowledge they had had of my late father, and
+ the honour they had for his memory, had alone incited them to confer this
+ favour upon me, I plainly told them that I should be very sorry anything
+ should make so great an impression upon me as their affairs and the
+ concerns of their city had made upon him, whilst he held the government to
+ which they had preferred me. I remembered, when a boy, to have seen him in
+ his old age cruelly tormented with these public affairs, neglecting the
+ soft repose of his own house, to which the declension of his age had
+ reduced him for several years before, the management of his own affairs,
+ and his health; and certainly despising his own life, which was in great
+ danger of being lost, by being engaged in long and painful journeys on
+ their behalf. Such was he; and this humour of his proceeded from a
+ marvellous good nature; never was there a more charitable and popular
+ soul. Yet this proceeding which I commend in others, I do not love to
+ follow myself, and am not without excuse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had learned that a man must forget himself for his neighbour, and that
+ the particular was of no manner of consideration in comparison with the
+ general. Most of the rules and precepts of the world run this way; to
+ drive us out of ourselves into the street for the benefit of public
+ society; they thought to do a great feat to divert and remove us from
+ ourselves, assuming we were but too much fixed there, and by a too natural
+ inclination; and have said all they could to that purpose: for ‘tis
+ no new thing for the sages to preach things as they serve, not as they
+ are. Truth has its obstructions, inconveniences, and incompatibilities
+ with us; we must often deceive that we may not deceive ourselves; and shut
+ our eyes and our understandings to redress and amend them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Imperiti enim judicant, et qui frequenter
+ in hoc ipsum fallendi sunt, ne errent.”
+
+ [“For the ignorant judge, and therefore are oft to be deceived,
+ less they should err.”&mdash;Quintil., Inst. Orat., xi. 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When they order us to love three, four, or fifty degrees of things above
+ ourselves, they do like archers, who, to hit the white, take their aim a
+ great deal higher than the butt; to make a crooked stick straight, we bend
+ it the contrary way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I believe that in the Temple of Pallas, as we see in all other religions,
+ there were apparent mysteries to be exposed to the people; and others,
+ more secret and high, that were only to be shown to such as were
+ professed; ‘tis likely that in these the true point of friendship
+ that every one owes to himself is to be found; not a false friendship,
+ that makes us embrace glory, knowledge, riches, and the like, with a
+ principal and immoderate affection, as members of our being; nor an
+ indiscreet and effeminate friendship, wherein it happens, as with ivy,
+ that it decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but a sound and regular
+ friendship, equally useful and pleasant. He who knows the duties of this
+ friendship and practises them is truly of the cabinet of the Muses, and
+ has attained to the height of human wisdom and of our happiness, such an
+ one, exactly knowing what he owes to himself, will on his part find that
+ he ought to apply to himself the use of the world and of other men; and to
+ do this, to contribute to public society the duties and offices
+ appertaining to him. He who does not in some sort live for others, does
+ not live much for himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui sibi amicus est, scito hunc amicum omnibus esse.”
+
+ [“He who is his own friend, is a friend to everybody else.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The principal charge we have is, to every one his own conduct; and ‘tis
+ for this only that we here are. As he who should forget to live a virtuous
+ and holy life, and should think he acquitted himself of his duty in
+ instructing and training others up to it, would be a fool; even so he who
+ abandons his own particular healthful and pleasant living to serve others
+ therewith, takes, in my opinion, a wrong and unnatural course.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I would not that men should refuse, in the employments they take upon
+ them, their attention, pains, eloquence, sweat, and blood if need be:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non ipse pro caris amicis
+ Aut patria, timidus perire:”
+
+ [“Himself not afraid to die for beloved friends, or for his
+ country.”&mdash;Horace, Od., iv. 9, 51.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but ‘tis only borrowed, and accidentally; his mind being always in
+ repose and in health; not without action, but without vexation, without
+ passion. To be simply acting costs him so little, that he acts even
+ sleeping; but it must be set on going with discretion; for the body
+ receives the offices imposed upon it just according to what they are; the
+ mind often extends and makes them heavier at its own expense, giving them
+ what measure it pleases. Men perform like things with several sorts of
+ endeavour, and different contention of will; the one does well enough
+ without the other; for how many people hazard themselves every day in war
+ without any concern which way it goes; and thrust themselves into the
+ dangers of battles, the loss of which will not break their next night’s
+ sleep? and such a man may be at home, out of the danger which he durst not
+ have looked upon, who is more passionately concerned for the issue of this
+ war, and whose soul is more anxious about events than the soldier who
+ therein stakes his blood and his life. I could have engaged myself in
+ public employments without quitting my own matters a nail’s breadth,
+ and have given myself to others without abandoning myself. This sharpness
+ and violence of desires more hinder than they advance the execution of
+ what we undertake; fill us with impatience against slow or contrary
+ events, and with heat and suspicion against those with whom we have to do.
+ We never carry on that thing well by which we are prepossessed and led:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Male cuncta ministrat
+ Impetus.”
+
+ [“Impulse manages all things ill.”&mdash;Statius, Thebaid, x. 704.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He who therein employs only his judgment and address proceeds more
+ cheerfully: he counterfeits, he gives way, he defers quite at his ease,
+ according to the necessities of occasions; he fails in his attempt without
+ trouble and affliction, ready and entire for a new enterprise; he always
+ marches with the bridle in his hand. In him who is intoxicated with this
+ violent and tyrannical intention, we discover, of necessity, much
+ imprudence and injustice; the impetuosity of his desire carries him away;
+ these are rash motions, and, if fortune do not very much assist, of very
+ little fruit. Philosophy directs that, in the revenge of injuries
+ received, we should strip ourselves of choler; not that the chastisement
+ should be less, but, on the contrary, that the revenge may be the better
+ and more heavily laid on, which, it conceives, will be by this impetuosity
+ hindered. For anger not only disturbs, but, of itself, also wearies the
+ arms of those who chastise; this fire benumbs and wastes their force; as
+ in precipitation, “festinatio tarda est,”&mdash;haste trips up
+ its own heels, fetters, and stops itself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipsa se velocitas implicat.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep. 44
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For example, according to what I commonly see, avarice has no greater
+ impediment than itself; the more bent and vigorous it is, the less it
+ rakes together, and commonly sooner grows rich when disguised in a visor
+ of liberality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A very excellent gentleman, and a friend of mine, ran a risk of impairing
+ his faculties by a too passionate attention and affection to the affairs
+ of a certain prince his master;&mdash;[Probably the King of Navarre,
+ afterward Henry IV.]&mdash;which master has thus portrayed himself to me;
+ “that he foresees the weight of accidents as well as another, but
+ that in those for which there is no remedy, he presently resolves upon
+ suffering; in others, having taken all the necessary precautions which by
+ the vivacity of his understanding he can presently do, he quietly awaits
+ what may follow.” And, in truth, I have accordingly seen him
+ maintain a great indifferency and liberty of actions and serenity of
+ countenance in very great and difficult affairs: I find him much greater,
+ and of greater capacity in adverse than in prosperous fortune; his defeats
+ are to him more glorious than his victories, and his mourning than his
+ triumph.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Consider, that even in vain and frivolous actions, as at chess, tennis,
+ and the like, this eager and ardent engaging with an impetuous desire,
+ immediately throws the mind and members into indiscretion and disorder: a
+ man astounds and hinders himself; he who carries himself more moderately,
+ both towards gain and loss, has always his wits about him; the less
+ peevish and passionate he is at play, he plays much more advantageously
+ and surely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to the rest, we hinder the mind’s grasp and hold, in giving it so
+ many things to seize upon; some things we should only offer to it; tie it
+ to others, and with others incorporate it. It can feel and discern all
+ things, but ought to feed upon nothing but itself; and should be
+ instructed in what properly concerns itself, and that is properly of its
+ own having and substance. The laws of nature teach us what justly we need.
+ After the sages have told us that no one is indigent according to nature,
+ and that every one is so according to opinion, they very subtly
+ distinguish betwixt the desires that proceed from her, and those that
+ proceed from the disorder of our own fancy: those of which we can see the
+ end are hers; those that fly before us, and of which we can see no end,
+ are our own: the poverty of goods is easily cured; the poverty of the soul
+ is irreparable:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nam si, quod satis est homini, id satis esse potesset
+ Hoc sat erat: nunc, quum hoc non est, qui credimus porro
+ Divitias ullas animum mi explere potesse?”
+
+ [“For if what is for man enough, could be enough, it were enough;
+ but since it is not so, how can I believe that any wealth can give
+ my mind content.”&mdash;Lucilius aped Nonium Marcellinum, V. sec. 98.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Socrates, seeing a great quantity of riches, jewels, and furniture carried
+ in pomp through his city: “How many things,” said he, “I
+ do not desire!”&mdash;[Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., V. 32.]&mdash;Metrodorus
+ lived on twelve ounces a day, Epicurus upon less; Metrocles slept in
+ winter abroad amongst sheep, in summer in the cloisters of churches:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sufficit ad id natura, quod poscit.”
+
+ [“Nature suffices for what he requires.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 90.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Cleanthes lived by the labour of his own hands, and boasted that
+ Cleanthes, if he would, could yet maintain another Cleanthes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If that which nature exactly and originally requires of us for the
+ conservation of our being be too little (as in truth what it is, and how
+ good cheap life may be maintained, cannot be better expressed than by this
+ consideration, that it is so little that by its littleness it escapes the
+ gripe and shock of fortune), let us allow ourselves a little more; let us
+ call every one of our habits and conditions nature; let us rate and treat
+ ourselves by this measure; let us stretch our appurtenances and accounts
+ so far; for so far, I fancy, we have some excuse. Custom is a second
+ nature, and no less powerful. What is wanting to my custom, I reckon is
+ wanting to me; and I should be almost as well content that they took away
+ my life as cut me short in the way wherein I have so long lived. I am no
+ longer in condition for any great change, nor to put myself into a new and
+ unwonted course, not even to augmentation. ‘Tis past the time for me
+ to become other than what I am; and as I should complain of any great good
+ hap that should now befall me, that it came not in time to be enjoyed:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo mihi fortunas, si non conceditur uti?”
+
+ [“What is the good fortune to me, if it is not granted to me
+ to use it.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 5, 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ so should I complain of any inward acquisition. It were almost better
+ never, than so late, to become an honest man, and well fit to live, when
+ one has no longer to live. I, who am about to make my exit out of the
+ world, would easily resign to any newcomer, who should desire it, all the
+ prudence I am now acquiring in the world’s commerce; after meat,
+ mustard. I have no need of goods of which I can make no use; of what use
+ is knowledge to him who has lost his head? ‘Tis an injury and
+ unkindness in fortune to tender us presents that will only inspire us with
+ a just despite that we had them not in their due season. Guide me no more;
+ I can no longer go. Of so many parts as make up a sufficiency, patience is
+ the most sufficient. Give the capacity of an excellent treble to the
+ chorister who has rotten lungs, and eloquence to a hermit exiled into the
+ deserts of Arabia. There needs no art to help a fall; the end finds itself
+ of itself at the conclusion of every affair. My world is at an end, my
+ form expired; I am totally of the past, and am bound to authorise it, and
+ to conform my outgoing to it. I will here declare, by way of example, that
+ the Pope’s late ten days’ diminution
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Gregory XIII., in 1582, reformed the Calendar, and, in consequence,
+ in France they all at once passed from the 9th to the 20th
+ December.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ has taken me so aback that I cannot well reconcile myself to it; I belong
+ to the years wherein we kept another kind of account. So ancient and so
+ long a custom challenges my adherence to it, so that I am constrained to
+ be somewhat heretical on that point incapable of any, though corrective,
+ innovation. My imagination, in spite of my teeth, always pushes me ten
+ days forward or backward, and is ever murmuring in my ears: “This
+ rule concerns those who are to begin to be.” If health itself, sweet
+ as it is, returns to me by fits, ‘tis rather to give me cause of
+ regret than possession of it; I have no place left to keep it in. Time
+ leaves me; without which nothing can be possessed. Oh, what little account
+ should I make of those great elective dignities that I see in such esteem
+ in the world, that are never conferred but upon men who are taking leave
+ of it; wherein they do not so much regard how well the man will discharge
+ his trust, as how short his administration will be: from the very entry
+ they look at the exit. In short, I am about finishing this man, and not
+ rebuilding another. By long use, this form is in me turned into substance,
+ and fortune into nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I say, therefore, that every one of us feeble creatures is excusable in
+ thinking that to be his own which is comprised under this measure; but
+ withal, beyond these limits, ‘tis nothing but confusion; ‘tis
+ the largest extent we can grant to our own claims. The more we amplify our
+ need and our possession, so much the more do we expose ourselves to the
+ blows of Fortune and adversities. The career of our desires ought to be
+ circumscribed and restrained to a short limit of the nearest and most
+ contiguous commodities; and their course ought, moreover, to be performed
+ not in a right line, that ends elsewhere, but in a circle, of which the
+ two points, by a short wheel, meet and terminate in ourselves. Actions
+ that are carried on without this reflection&mdash;a near and essential
+ reflection, I mean&mdash;such as those of ambitious and avaricious men,
+ and so many more as run point-blank, and to whose career always carries
+ them before themselves, such actions, I say; are erroneous and sickly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most of our business is farce:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mundus universus exercet histrioniam.”
+ &mdash;[Petronius Arbiter, iii. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We must play our part properly, but withal as a part of a borrowed
+ personage; we must not make real essence of a mask and outward appearance;
+ nor of a strange person, our own; we cannot distinguish the skin from the
+ shirt: ‘tis enough to meal the face, without mealing the breast. I
+ see some who transform and transubstantiate themselves into as many new
+ shapes and new beings as they undertake new employments; and who strut and
+ fume even to the heart and liver, and carry their state along with them
+ even to the close-stool: I cannot make them distinguish the salutations
+ made to themselves from those made to their commission, their train, or
+ their mule:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tantum se fortunx permittunt, etiam ut naturam dediscant.”
+
+ [“They so much give themselves up to fortune, as even to unlearn
+ nature.”&mdash;Quintus Curtius, iii. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They swell and puff up their souls, and their natural way of speaking,
+ according to the height of their magisterial place. The Mayor of Bordeaux
+ and Montaigne have ever been two by very manifest separation. Because one
+ is an advocate or a financier, he must not ignore the knavery there is in
+ such callings; an honest man is not accountable for the vice or absurdity
+ of his employment, and ought not on that account refuse to take the
+ calling upon him: ‘tis the usage of his country, and there is money
+ to be got by it; a man must live by the world; and make his best of it,
+ such as it is. But the judgment of an emperor ought to be above his
+ empire, and see and consider it as a foreign accident; and he ought to
+ know how to enjoy himself apart from it, and to communicate himself as
+ James and Peter, to himself, at all events.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot engage myself so deep and so entire; when my will gives me to
+ anything, ‘tis not with so violent an obligation that my judgment is
+ infected with it. In the present broils of this kingdom, my own interest
+ has not made me blind to the laudable qualities of our adversaries, nor to
+ those that are reproachable in those men of our party. Others adore all of
+ their own side; for my part, I do not so much as excuse most things in
+ those of mine: a good work has never the worst grace with me for being
+ made against me. The knot of the controversy excepted, I have always kept
+ myself in equanimity and pure indifference:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque extra necessitates belli praecipuum odium gero;”
+
+ [“Nor bear particular hatred beyond the necessities of war.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ for which I am pleased with myself; and the more because I see others
+ commonly fail in the contrary direction. Such as extend their anger and
+ hatred beyond the dispute in question, as most men do, show that they
+ spring from some other occasion and private cause; like one who, being
+ cured of an ulcer, has yet a fever remaining, by which it appears that the
+ ulcer had another more concealed beginning. The reason is that they are
+ not concerned in the common cause, because it is wounding to the state and
+ general interest; but are only nettled by reason of their particular
+ concern. This is why they are so especially animated, and to a degree so
+ far beyond justice and public reason:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non tam omnia universi, quam ea, quae ad quemque pertinent,
+ singuli carpebant.”
+
+ [“Every one was not so much angry against things in general, as
+ against those that particularly concern himself.”
+ &mdash;Livy, xxxiv. 36.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I would have the advantage on our side; but if it be not, I shall not run
+ mad. I am heartily for the right party; but I do not want to be taken
+ notice of as an especial enemy to others, and beyond the general quarrel.
+ I marvellously challenge this vicious form of opinion: “He is of the
+ League because he admires the graciousness of Monsieur de Guise; he is
+ astonished at the King of Navarre’s energy, therefore he is a
+ Huguenot; he finds this to say of the manners of the king, he is therefore
+ seditious in his heart.” And I did not grant to the magistrate
+ himself that he did well in condemning a book because it had placed a
+ heretic &mdash;[Theodore de Beza.]&mdash;amongst the best poets of the
+ time. Shall we not dare to say of a thief that he has a handsome leg? If a
+ woman be a strumpet, must it needs follow that she has a foul smell? Did
+ they in the wisest ages revoke the proud title of Capitolinus they had
+ before conferred on Marcus Manlius as conservator of religion and the
+ public liberty, and stifle the memory of his liberality, his feats of
+ arms, and military recompenses granted to his valour, because he,
+ afterwards aspired to the sovereignty, to the prejudice of the laws of his
+ country? If we take a hatred against an advocate, he will not be allowed
+ the next day to be eloquent. I have elsewhere spoken of the zeal that
+ pushed on worthy men to the like faults. For my part, I can say, “Such
+ an one does this thing ill, and another thing virtuously and well.”
+ So in the prognostication or sinister events of affairs they would have
+ every one in his party blind or a blockhead, and that our persuasion and
+ judgment should subserve not truth, but to the project of our desires. I
+ should rather incline towards the other extreme; so much I fear being
+ suborned by my desire; to which may be added that I am a little tenderly
+ distrustful of things that I wish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have in my time seen wonders in the indiscreet and prodigious facility
+ of people in suffering their hopes and belief to be led and governed,
+ which way best pleased and served their leaders, despite a hundred
+ mistakes one upon another, despite mere dreams and phantasms. I no more
+ wonder at those who have been blinded and seduced by the fooleries of
+ Apollonius and Mahomet. Their sense and understanding are absolutely taken
+ away by their passion; their discretion has no more any other choice than
+ that which smiles upon them and encourages their cause. I had principally
+ observed this in the beginning of our intestine distempers; that other,
+ which has sprung up since, in imitating, has surpassed it; by which I am
+ satisfied that it is a quality inseparable from popular errors; after the
+ first, that rolls, opinions drive on one another like waves with the wind:
+ a man is not a member of the body, if it be in his power to forsake it,
+ and if he do not roll the common way. But, doubtless, they wrong the just
+ side when they go about to assist it with fraud; I have ever been against
+ that practice: ‘tis only fit to work upon weak heads; for the sound,
+ there are surer and more honest ways to keep up their courage and to
+ excuse adverse accidents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Heaven never saw a greater animosity than that betwixt Caesar and Pompey,
+ nor ever shall; and yet I observe, methinks, in those brave souls, a great
+ moderation towards one another: it was a jealousy of honour and command,
+ which did not transport them to a furious and indiscreet hatred, and was
+ without malignity and detraction: in their hottest exploits upon one
+ another, I discover some remains of respect and good-will: and am
+ therefore of opinion that, had, it been possible, each of them would
+ rather have done his business without the ruin of the other than with it.
+ Take notice how much otherwise matters went with Marius and Sylla.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We must not precipitate ourselves so headlong after our affections and
+ interests. As, when I was young, I opposed myself to the progress of love
+ which I perceived to advance too fast upon me, and had a care lest it
+ should at last become so pleasing as to force, captivate, and wholly
+ reduce me to its mercy: so I do the same upon all other occasions where my
+ will is running on with too warm an appetite. I lean opposite to the side
+ it inclines to; as I find it going to plunge and make itself drunk with
+ its own wine; I evade nourishing its pleasure so far, that I cannot
+ recover it without infinite loss. Souls that, through their own stupidity,
+ only discern things by halves, have this happiness, that they smart less
+ with hurtful things: ‘tis a spiritual leprosy that has some show of
+ health, and such a health as philosophy does not altogether contemn; but
+ yet we have no reason to call it wisdom, as we often do. And after this
+ manner some one anciently mocked Diogeries, who, in the depth of winter
+ and quite naked, went embracing an image of snow for a trial of his
+ endurance: the other seeing him in this position, “Art thou now very
+ cold?” said he. “Not at all,” replied Diogenes. “Why,
+ then,” pursued the other, “what difficult and exemplary thing
+ dost thou think thou doest in embracing that snow?” To take a true
+ measure of constancy, one must necessarily know what the suffering is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But souls that are to meet with adverse events and the injuries of
+ fortune, in their depth and sharpness, that are to weigh and taste them
+ according to their natural weight and bitterness, let such show their
+ skill in avoiding the causes and diverting the blow. What did King Cotys
+ do? He paid liberally for the rich and beautiful vessel that had been
+ presented to him, but, seeing it was exceedingly brittle, he immediately
+ broke it betimes, to prevent so easy a matter of displeasure against his
+ servants. In like manner, I have willingly avoided all confusion in my
+ affairs, and never coveted to have my estate contiguous to those of my
+ relations, and such with whom I coveted a strict friendship; for thence
+ matter of unkindness and falling out often proceeds. I formerly loved
+ hazardous games of cards and dice; but have long since left them off, only
+ for this reason that, with whatever good air I carried my losses, I could
+ not help feeling vexed within. A man of honour, who ought to be touchily
+ sensible of the lie or of an insult, and who is not to take a scurvy
+ excuse for satisfaction, should avoid occasions of dispute. I shun
+ melancholy, crabbed men, as I would the plague; and in matters I cannot
+ talk of without emotion and concern I never meddle, if not compelled by my
+ duty:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Melius non incipient, quam desinent.”
+
+ [“They had better never to begin than to have to desist.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 72.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The surest way, therefore, is to prepare one’s self beforehand for
+ occasions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know very well that some wise men have taken another way, and have not
+ feared to grapple and engage to the utmost upon several subjects these are
+ confident of their own strength, under which they protect themselves in
+ all ill successes, making their patience wrestle and contend with
+ disaster:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Velut rupes, vastum quae prodit in aequor,
+ Obvia ventorum furiis, expostaque ponto,
+ Vim cunctam atque minas perfert coelique marisque;
+ Ipsa immota manens.”
+
+ [“As a rock, which projects into the vast ocean, exposed to the
+ furious winds and the raging sea, defies the force and menaces of
+ sky and sea, itself unshaken.”&mdash;Virgil, AEneid, x. 693.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Let us not attempt these examples; we shall never come up to them. They
+ set themselves resolutely, and without agitation, to behold the ruin of
+ their country, which possessed and commanded all their will: this is too
+ much, and too hard a task for our commoner souls. Cato gave up the noblest
+ life that ever was upon this account; we meaner spirits must fly from the
+ storm as far as we can; we must provide for sentiment, and not for
+ patience, and evade the blows we cannot meet. Zeno, seeing Chremonides, a
+ young man whom he loved, draw near to sit down by him, suddenly started
+ up; and Cleanthes demanding of him the reason why he did so, “I
+ hear,” said he, “that physicians especially order repose, and
+ forbid emotion in all tumours.” Socrates does not say: “Do not
+ surrender to the charms of beauty; stand your ground, and do your utmost
+ to oppose it.” “Fly it,” says he; “shun the fight
+ and encounter of it, as of a powerful poison that darts and wounds at a
+ distance.” And his good disciple, feigning or reciting, but, in my
+ opinion, rather reciting than feigning, the rare perfections of the great
+ Cyrus, makes him distrustful of his own strength to resist the charms of
+ the divine beauty of that illustrous Panthea, his captive, and committing
+ the visiting and keeping her to another, who could not have so much
+ liberty as himself. And the Holy Ghost in like manner:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ne nos inducas in tentationem.”
+
+ [“Lead us not into temptation.”&mdash;St. Matthew, vi. 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We do not pray that our reason may not be combated and overcome by
+ concupiscence, but that it should not be so much as tried by it; that we
+ should not be brought into a state wherein we are so much as to suffer the
+ approaches, solicitations, and temptations of sin: and we beg of Almighty
+ God to keep our consciences quiet, fully and perfectly delivered from all
+ commerce of evil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such as say that they have reason for their revenging passion, or any
+ other sort of troublesome agitation of mind, often say true, as things now
+ are, but not as they were: they speak to us when the causes of their error
+ are by themselves nourished and advanced; but look backward&mdash;recall
+ these causes to their beginning&mdash;and there you will put them to a
+ nonplus. Will they have their faults less, for being of longer
+ continuance; and that of an unjust beginning, the sequel can be just?
+ Whoever shall desire the good of his country, as I do, without fretting or
+ pining himself, will be troubled, but will not swoon to see it threatening
+ either its own ruin, or a no less ruinous continuance; poor vessel, that
+ the waves, the winds, and the pilot toss and steer to so contrary designs!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “In tam diversa magister
+ Ventus et unda trahunt.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ He who does not gape after the favour of princes, as after a thing he
+ cannot live without, does not much concern himself at the coldness of
+ their reception and countenance, nor at the inconstancy of their wills. He
+ who does not brood over his children or his honours with a slavish
+ propension, ceases not to live commodiously enough after their loss. He
+ who does good principally for his own satisfaction will not be much
+ troubled to see men judge of his actions contrary to his merit. A quarter
+ of an ounce of patience will provide sufficiently against such
+ inconveniences. I find ease in this receipt, redeeming myself in the
+ beginning as good cheap as I can; and find that by this means I have
+ escaped much trouble and many difficulties. With very little ado I stop
+ the first sally of my emotions, and leave the subject that begins to be
+ troublesome before it transports me. He who stops not the start will never
+ be able to stop the course; he who cannot keep them out will never, get
+ them out when they are once got in; and he who cannot arrive at the
+ beginning will never arrive at the end of all. Nor will he bear the fall
+ who cannot sustain the shock:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Etenim ipsae se impellunt, ubi semel a ratione discessum est;
+ ipsaque sibi imbecillitas indulget, in altumque provehitur
+ imprudens, nec reperit locum consistendi.”
+
+ [“For they throw themselves headlong when once they lose their
+ reason; and infirmity so far indulges itself, and from want of
+ prudence is carried out into deep water, nor finds a place to
+ shelter it.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iv. 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am betimes sensible of the little breezes that begin to sing and whistle
+ within, forerunners of the storm:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ceu flamina prima
+ Cum deprensa fremunt sylvis et caeca volutant
+ Murmura, venturos nautis prodentia ventos.”
+
+ [“As the breezes, pent in the woods, first send out dull murmurs,
+ announcing the approach of winds to mariners.”&mdash;AEneid, x. 97.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ How often have I done myself a manifest injustice to avoid the hazard of
+ having yet a worse done me by the judges, after an age of vexations, dirty
+ and vile practices, more enemies to my nature than fire or the rack?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Convenit a litibus, quantum licet, et nescio an paulo plus etiam
+ quam licet, abhorrentem esse: est enim non modo liberale, paululum
+ nonnunquam de suo jure decedere, sed interdum etiam fructuosum.”
+
+ [“A man should abhor lawsuits as much as he may, and I know not
+ whether not something more; for ‘tis not only liberal, but sometimes
+ also advantageous, too, a little to recede from one’s right.
+ &mdash;“Cicero, De Offic., ii. 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Were we wise, we ought to rejoice and boast, as I one day heard a young
+ gentleman of a good family very innocently do, that his mother had lost
+ her cause, as if it had been a cough, a fever, or something very
+ troublesome to keep. Even the favours that fortune might have given me
+ through relationship or acquaintance with those who have sovereign
+ authority in those affairs, I have very conscientiously and very carefully
+ avoided employing them to the prejudice of others, and of advancing my
+ pretensions above their true right. In fine, I have so much prevailed by
+ my endeavours (and happily I may say it) that I am to this day a virgin
+ from all suits in law; though I have had very fair offers made me, and
+ with very just title, would I have hearkened to them, and a virgin from
+ quarrels too. I have almost passed over a long life without any offence of
+ moment, either active or passive, or without ever hearing a worse word
+ than my own name: a rare favour of Heaven.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our greatest agitations have ridiculous springs and causes: what ruin did
+ our last Duke of Burgundy run into about a cartload of sheepskins! And was
+ not the graving of a seal the first and principal cause of the greatest
+ commotion that this machine of the world ever underwent? &mdash;[The civil
+ war between Marius and Sylla; see Plutarch’s Life of Marius, c. 3.]&mdash;for
+ Pompey and Caesar were but the offsets and continuation of the two others:
+ and I have in my time seen the wisest heads in this kingdom assembled with
+ great ceremony, and at the public expense, about treaties and agreements,
+ of which the true decision, in the meantime, absolutely depended upon the
+ ladies’ cabinet council, and the inclination of some bit of a woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poets very well understood this when they put all Greece and Asia to
+ fire and sword about an apple. Look why that man hazards his life and
+ honour upon the fortune of his rapier and dagger; let him acquaint you
+ with the occasion of the quarrel; he cannot do it without blushing: the
+ occasion is so idle and frivolous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little thing will engage you in it; but being once embarked, all the
+ cords draw; great provisions are then required, more hard and more
+ important. How much easier is it not to enter in than it is to get out?
+ Now we should proceed contrary to the reed, which, at its first springing,
+ produces a long and straight shoot, but afterwards, as if tired and out of
+ breath, it runs into thick and frequent joints and knots, as so many
+ pauses which demonstrate that it has no more its first vigour and
+ firmness; ‘twere better to begin gently and coldly, and to keep one’s
+ breath and vigorous efforts for the height and stress of the business. We
+ guide affairs in their beginnings, and have them in our own power; but
+ afterwards, when they are once at work, ‘tis they that guide and
+ govern us, and we are to follow them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet do I not mean to say that this counsel has discharged me of all
+ difficulty, and that I have not often had enough to do to curb and
+ restrain my passions; they are not always to be governed according to the
+ measure of occasions, and often have their entries very sharp and violent.
+ But still good fruit and profit may thence be reaped; except for those who
+ in well-doing are not satisfied with any benefit, if reputation be
+ wanting; for, in truth, such an effect is not valued but by every one to
+ himself; you are better contented, but not more esteemed, seeing you
+ reformed yourself before you got into the whirl of the dance, or that the
+ provocative matter was in sight. Yet not in this only, but in all other
+ duties of life also, the way of those who aim at honour is very different
+ from that they proceed by, who propose to themselves order and reason. I
+ find some who rashly and furiously rush into the lists and cool in the
+ course. As Plutarch says, that those who, through false shame, are soft
+ and facile to grant whatever is desired of them, are afterwards as facile
+ to break their word and to recant; so he who enters lightly into a quarrel
+ is apt to go as lightly out of it. The same difficulty that keeps me from
+ entering into it, would, when once hot and engaged in quarrel, incite me
+ to maintain it with great obstinacy and resolution. ‘Tis the tyranny
+ of custom; when a man is once engaged; he must go through with it, or die.
+ “Undertake coolly,” said Bias, “but pursue with ardour.”
+ For want of prudence, men fall into want of courage, which is still more
+ intolerable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most accommodations of the quarrels of these days of ours are shameful and
+ false; we only seek to save appearances, and in the meantime betray and
+ disavow our true intentions; we salve over the fact. We know very well how
+ we said the thing, and in what sense we spoke it, and the company know it,
+ and our friends whom we have wished to make sensible of our advantage,
+ understand it well enough too: ‘tis at the expense of our frankness
+ and of the honour of our courage, that we disown our thoughts, and seek
+ refuge in falsities, to make matters up. We give ourselves the lie, to
+ excuse the lie we have given to another. You are not to consider if your
+ word or action may admit of another interpretation; ‘tis your own
+ true and sincere interpretation, your real meaning in what you said or
+ did, that you are thenceforward to maintain, whatever it cost you. Men
+ speak to your virtue and conscience, which are not things to be put under
+ a mask; let us leave these pitiful ways and expedients to the jugglers of
+ the law. The excuses and reparations that I see every day made and given
+ to repair indiscretion, seem to me more scandalous than the indiscretion
+ itself. It were better to affront your adversary a second time than to
+ offend yourself by giving him so unmanly a satisfaction. You have braved
+ him in your heat and anger, and you would flatter and appease him in your
+ cooler and better sense; and by that means lay yourself lower and at his
+ feet, whom before you pretended to overtop. I do not find anything a
+ gentleman can say so vicious in him as unsaying what he has said is
+ infamous, when to unsay it is authoritatively extracted from him;
+ forasmuch as obstinacy is more excusable in a man of honour than
+ pusillanimity. Passions are as easy for me to evade, as they are hard for
+ me to moderate:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Exscinduntur facilius ammo, quam temperantur.”
+
+ [“They are more easily to be eradicated than governed.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He who cannot attain the noble Stoical impassibility, let him secure
+ himself in the bosom of this popular stolidity of mine; what they
+ performed by virtue, I inure myself to do by temperament. The middle
+ region harbours storms and tempests; the two extremes, of philosophers and
+ peasants, concur in tranquillity and happiness:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas,
+ Atque metus omnes et inexorabile fatum
+ Subjecit pedibus, strepitumque Acherontis avari!
+ Fortunatus et ille, Deos qui novit agrestes,
+ Panaque, Sylvanumque senem, Nymphasque sorores!”
+
+ [“Happy is he who could discover the causes of things, and place
+ under his feet all fears and inexorable fate, and the sound of
+ rapacious Acheron: he is blest who knows the country gods, and Pan,
+ and old Sylvanus, and the sister nymphs.”&mdash;Virgil, Georg., ii. 490.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The births of all things are weak and tender; and therefore we should have
+ our eyes intent on beginnings; for as when, in its infancy, the danger is
+ not perceived, so when it is grown up, the remedy is as little to be
+ found. I had every day encountered a million of crosses, harder to digest
+ in the progress of ambition, than it has been hard for me to curb the
+ natural propension that inclined me to it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jure perhorrui
+ Lath conspicuum tollere verticem.”
+
+ [“I ever justly feared to raise my head too high.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od.,iii. 16, 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All public actions are subject to uncertain and various interpretations;
+ for too many heads judge of them. Some say of this civic employment of
+ mine (and I am willing to say a word or two about it, not that it is worth
+ so much, but to give an account of my manners in such things), that I have
+ behaved myself in it as a man who is too supine and of a languid
+ temperament; and they have some colour for what they say. I endeavoured to
+ keep my mind and my thoughts in repose;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cum semper natura, tum etiam aetate jam quietus;”
+
+ [“As being always quiet by nature, so also now by age.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Petit. Consul., c. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and if they sometimes lash out upon some rude and sensible impression,
+ ‘tis in truth without my advice. Yet from this natural heaviness of
+ mine, men ought not to conclude a total inability in me (for want of care
+ and want of sense are two very different things), and much less any
+ unkindness or ingratitude towards that corporation who employed the utmost
+ means they had in their power to oblige me, both before they knew me and
+ after; and they did much more for me in choosing me anew than in
+ conferring that honour upon me at first. I wish them all imaginable good;
+ and assuredly had occasion been, there is nothing I would have spared for
+ their service; I did for them as I would have done for myself. ‘Tis
+ a good, warlike, and generous people, but capable of obedience and
+ discipline, and of whom the best use may be made, if well guided. They say
+ also that my administration passed over without leaving any mark or trace.
+ Good! They moreover accuse my cessation in a time when everybody almost
+ was convicted of doing too much. I am impatient to be doing where my will
+ spurs me on; but this itself is an enemy to perseverance. Let him who will
+ make use of me according to my own way, employ me in affairs where vigour
+ and liberty are required, where a direct, short, and, moreover, a
+ hazardous conduct are necessary; I may do something; but if it must be
+ long, subtle, laborious, artificial and intricate, he had better call in
+ somebody else. All important offices are not necessarily difficult: I came
+ prepared to do somewhat rougher work, had there been great occasion; for
+ it is in my power to do something more than I do, or than I love to do. I
+ did not, to my knowledge, omit anything that my duty really required. I
+ easily forgot those offices that ambition mixes with duty and palliates
+ with its title; these are they that, for the most part, fill the eyes and
+ ears, and give men the most satisfaction; not the thing but the appearance
+ contents them; if they hear no noise, they think men sleep. My humour is
+ no friend to tumult; I could appease a commotion without commotion, and
+ chastise a disorder without being myself disorderly; if I stand in need of
+ anger and inflammation, I borrow it, and put it on. My manners are
+ languid, rather faint than sharp. I do not condemn a magistrate who
+ sleeps, provided the people under his charge sleep as well as he: the laws
+ in that case sleep too. For my part, I commend a gliding, staid, and
+ silent life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Neque submissam et abjectam, neque se efferentem;”
+
+ [“Neither subject and abject, nor obtrusive.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Offic., i. 34]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ my fortune will have it so. I am descended from a family that has lived
+ without lustre or tumult, and, time out of mind, particularly ambitious of
+ a character for probity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our people nowadays are so bred up to bustle and ostentation, that good
+ nature, moderation, equability, constancy, and such like quiet and obscure
+ qualities, are no more thought on or regarded. Rough bodies make
+ themselves felt; the smooth are imperceptibly handled: sickness is felt,
+ health little or not at all; no more than the oils that foment us, in
+ comparison of the pains for which we are fomented. ‘Tis acting for
+ one’s particular reputation and profit, not for the public good, to
+ refer that to be done in the public squares which one may do in the
+ council chamber; and to noon day what might have been done the night
+ before; and to be jealous to do that himself which his colleague can do as
+ well as he; so were some surgeons of Greece wont to perform their
+ operations upon scaffolds in the sight of the people, to draw more
+ practice and profit. They think that good rules cannot be understood but
+ by the sound of trumpet. Ambition is not a vice of little people, nor of
+ such modest means as ours. One said to Alexander: “Your father will
+ leave you a great dominion, easy and pacific”; this youth was
+ emulous of his father’s victories and of the justice of his
+ government; he would not have enjoyed the empire of the world in ease and
+ peace. Alcibiades, in Plato, had rather die young, beautiful, rich, noble,
+ and learned, and all this in full excellence, than to stop short of such
+ condition; this disease is, peradventure, excusable in so strong and so
+ full a soul. When wretched and dwarfish little souls cajole and deceive
+ themselves, and think to spread their fame for having given right judgment
+ in an affair, or maintained the discipline of the guard of a gate of their
+ city, the more they think to exalt their heads the more they show their
+ tails. This little well-doing has neither body nor life; it vanishes in
+ the first mouth, and goes no further than from one street to another. Talk
+ of it by all means to your son or your servant, like that old fellow who,
+ having no other auditor of his praises nor approver of his valour, boasted
+ to his chambermaid, crying, “O Perrete, what a brave, clever man
+ hast thou for thy master!” At the worst, talk of it to yourself,
+ like a councillor of my acquaintance, who, having disgorged a whole
+ cartful of law jargon with great heat and as great folly, coming out of
+ the council chamber to make water, was heard very complacently to mutter
+ betwixt his teeth:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non nobis, domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.”
+
+ [“Not unto us, O Lord, not to us: but unto Thy name be the glory.”
+ &mdash;Psalm cxiii. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He who gets it of nobody else, let him pay himself out of his own purse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fame is not prostituted at so cheap a rate: rare and exemplary actions, to
+ which it is due, would not endure the company of this prodigious crowd of
+ petty daily performances. Marble may exalt your titles, as much as you
+ please, for having repaired a rod of wall or cleansed a public sewer; but
+ not men of sense. Renown does not follow all good deeds, if novelty and
+ difficulty be not conjoined; nay, so much as mere esteem, according to the
+ Stoics, is not due to every action that proceeds from virtue; nor will
+ they allow him bare thanks who, out of temperance, abstains from an old
+ blear-eyed crone. Those who have known the admirable qualities of Scipio
+ Africanus, deny him the glory that Panaetius attributes to him, of being
+ abstinent from gifts, as a glory not so much his as that of his age. We
+ have pleasures suitable to our lot; let us not usurp those of grandeur:
+ our own are more natural, and by so much more solid and sure, as they are
+ lower. If not for that of conscience, yet at least for ambition’s
+ sake, let us reject ambition; let us disdain that thirst of honour and
+ renown, so low and mendicant, that it makes us beg it of all sorts of
+ people:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae est ista laus quae: possit e macello peti?”
+
+ [“What praise is that which is to be got in the market-place (meat
+ market)?” Cicero, De Fin., ii. 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ by abject means, and at what cheap rate soever: ‘tis dishonour to be
+ so honoured. Let us learn to be no more greedy, than we are capable, of
+ glory. To be puffed up with every action that is innocent or of use, is
+ only for those with whom such things are extraordinary and rare: they will
+ value it as it costs them. The more a good effect makes a noise, the more
+ do I abate of its goodness as I suspect that it was more performed for the
+ noise, than upon account of the goodness: exposed upon the stall, ‘tis
+ half sold. Those actions have much more grace and lustre, that slip from
+ the hand of him that does them, negligently and without noise, and that
+ some honest man thereafter finds out and raises from the shade, to produce
+ it to the light upon its own account,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mihi quidem laudabiliora videntur omnia, quae sine
+ venditatione, et sine populo teste fiunt,”
+
+ [“All things truly seem more laudable to me that are performed
+ without ostentation, and without the testimony of the people.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ says the most ostentatious man that ever lived.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had but to conserve and to continue, which are silent and insensible
+ effects: innovation is of great lustre; but ‘tis interdicted in this
+ age, when we are pressed upon and have nothing to defend ourselves from
+ but novelties. To forbear doing is often as generous as to do; but ‘tis
+ less in the light, and the little good I have in me is of this kind. In
+ fine, occasions in this employment of mine have been confederate with my
+ humour, and I heartily thank them for it. Is there any who desires to be
+ sick, that he may see his physician at work? and would not the physician
+ deserve to be whipped who should wish the plague amongst us, that he might
+ put his art in practice? I have never been of that wicked humour, and
+ common enough, to desire that troubles and disorders in this city should
+ elevate and honour my government; I have ever heartily contributed all I
+ could to their tranquillity and ease.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He who will not thank me for the order, the sweet and silent calm that has
+ accompanied my administration, cannot, however, deprive me of the share
+ that belongs to me by title of my good fortune. And I am of such a
+ composition, that I would as willingly be lucky as wise, and had rather
+ owe my successes purely to the favour of Almighty God, than to any
+ operation of my own. I had sufficiently published to the world my
+ unfitness for such public offices; but I have something in me yet worse
+ than incapacity itself; which is, that I am not much displeased at it, and
+ that I do not much go about to cure it, considering the course of life
+ that I have proposed to myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither have I satisfied myself in this employment; but I have very near
+ arrived at what I expected from my own performance, and have much
+ surpassed what I promised them with whom I had to do: for I am apt to
+ promise something less than what I am able to do, and than what I hope to
+ make good. I assure myself that I have left no offence or hatred behind
+ me; to leave regret or desire for me amongst them, I at least know very
+ well that I never much aimed at it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mene huic confidere monstro!
+ Mene salis placidi vultum, fluctusque quietos
+ Ignorare?”
+
+ [“Should I place confidence in this monster? Should I be ignorant
+ of the dangers of that seeming placid sea, those now quiet waves?”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Aeneid, V. 849.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ CHAPTER XI&mdash;&mdash;OF CRIPPLES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis now two or three years ago that they made the year ten days
+ shorter in France.&mdash;[By the adoption of the Gregorian calendar.]&mdash;How
+ many changes may we expect should follow this reformation! it was really
+ moving heaven and earth at once. Yet nothing for all that stirs from its
+ place my neighbours still find their seasons of sowing and reaping, the
+ opportunities of doing their business, the hurtful and propitious days,
+ dust at the same time where they had, time out of mind, assigned them;
+ there was no more error perceived in our old use, than there is amendment
+ found in the alteration; so great an uncertainty there is throughout; so
+ gross, obscure, and obtuse is our perception. ‘Tis said that this
+ regulation might have been carried on with less inconvenience, by
+ subtracting for some years, according to the example of Augustus, the
+ Bissextile, which is in some sort a day of impediment and trouble, till we
+ had exactly satisfied this debt, the which itself is not done by this
+ correction, and we yet remain some days in arrear: and yet, by this means,
+ such order might be taken for the future, arranging that after the
+ revolution of such or such a number of years, the supernumerary day might
+ be always thrown out, so that we could not, henceforward, err above
+ four-and-twenty hours in our computation. We have no other account of time
+ but years; the world has for many ages made use of that only; and yet it
+ is a measure that to this day we are not agreed upon, and one that we
+ still doubt what form other nations have variously given to it, and what
+ was the true use of it. What does this saying of some mean, that the
+ heavens in growing old bow themselves down nearer towards us, and put us
+ into an uncertainty even of hours and days? and that which Plutarch says
+ of the months, that astrology had not in his time determined as to the
+ motion of the moon; what a fine condition are we in to keep records of
+ things past.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was just now ruminating, as I often do, what a free and roving thing
+ human reason is. I ordinarily see that men, in things propounded to them,
+ more willingly study to find out reasons than to ascertain truth: they
+ slip over presuppositions, but are curious in examination of consequences;
+ they leave the things, and fly to the causes. Pleasant talkers! The
+ knowledge of causes only concerns him who has the conduct of things; not
+ us, who are merely to undergo them, and who have perfectly full and
+ accomplished use of them, according to our need, without penetrating into
+ the original and essence; wine is none the more pleasant to him who knows
+ its first faculties. On the contrary, both the body and the soul interrupt
+ and weaken the right they have of the use of the world and of themselves,
+ by mixing with it the opinion of learning; effects concern us, but the
+ means not at all. To determine and to distribute appertain to superiority
+ and command; as it does to subjection to accept. Let me reprehend our
+ custom. They commonly begin thus: “How is such a thing done?”
+ Whereas they should say, “Is such a thing done?” Our reason is
+ able to create a hundred other worlds, and to find out the beginnings and
+ contexture; it needs neither matter nor foundation: let it but run on, it
+ builds as well in the air as on the earth, and with inanity as well as
+ with matter:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dare pondus idonea fumo.”
+
+ [“Able to give weight to smoke.”&mdash;Persius, v. 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I find that almost throughout we should say, “there is no such
+ thing,” and should myself often make use of this answer, but I dare
+ not: for they cry that it is an evasion produced from ignorance and
+ weakness of understanding; and I am fain, for the most part, to juggle for
+ company, and prate of frivolous subjects and tales that I believe not a
+ word of; besides that, in truth, ‘tis a little rude and quarrelsome
+ flatly to deny a stated fact; and few people but will affirm, especially
+ in things hard to be believed, that they have seen them, or at least will
+ name witnesses whose authority will stop our mouths from contradiction. In
+ this way, we know the foundations and means of things that never were; and
+ the world scuffles about a thousand questions, of which both the Pro and
+ the Con are false.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ita finitima sunt falsa veris, ut in praecipitem
+ locum non debeat se sapiens committere.”
+
+ [“False things are so near the true, that a wise man should not
+ trust himself in a precipitous place”&mdash;Cicero, Acad., ii. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Truth and lies are faced alike; their port, taste, and proceedings are the
+ same, and we look upon them with the same eye. I find that we are not only
+ remiss in defending ourselves from deceit, but that we seek and offer
+ ourselves to be gulled; we love to entangle ourselves in vanity, as a
+ thing conformable to our being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have seen the birth of many miracles in my time; which, although they
+ were abortive, yet have we not failed to foresee what they would have come
+ to, had they lived their full age. ‘Tis but finding the end of the
+ clew, and a man may wind off as much as he will; and there is a greater
+ distance betwixt nothing and the least thing in the world than there is
+ betwixt this and the greatest. Now the first that are imbued with this
+ beginning of novelty, when they set out with their tale, find, by the
+ oppositions they meet with, where the difficulty of persuasion lies, and
+ so caulk up that place with some false piece;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Voltaire says of this passage, “He who would learn to doubt should
+ read this whole chapter of Montaigne, the least methodical of all
+ philosophers, but the wisest and most amiable.”
+ &mdash;Melanges Historiques, xvii. 694, ed. of Lefevre.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ besides that:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Insita hominibus libido alendi de industria rumores,”
+
+ [“Men having a natural desire to nourish reports.”
+ &mdash;Livy, xxviii. 24.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ we naturally make a conscience of restoring what has been lent us, without
+ some usury and accession of our own. The particular error first makes the
+ public error, and afterwards, in turn, the public error makes the
+ particular one; and thus all this vast fabric goes forming and piling
+ itself up from hand to hand, so that the remotest witness knows more about
+ it than those who were nearest, and the last informed is better persuaded
+ than the first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis a natural progress; for whoever believes anything, thinks it a
+ work of charity to persuade another into the same opinion; which the
+ better to do, he will make no difficulty of adding as much of his own
+ invention as he conceives necessary to his tale to encounter the
+ resistance or want of conception he meets with in others. I myself, who
+ make a great conscience of lying, and am not very solicitous of giving
+ credit and authority to what I say, yet find that in the arguments I have
+ in hand, being heated with the opposition of another, or by the proper
+ warmth of my own narration, I swell and puff up my subject by voice,
+ motion, vigour, and force of words, and moreover, by extension and
+ amplification, not without some prejudice to the naked truth; but I do it
+ conditionally withal, that to the first who brings me to myself, and who
+ asks me the plain and bare truth, I presently surrender my passion, and
+ deliver the matter to him without exaggeration, without emphasis, or any
+ painting of my own. A quick and earnest way of speaking, as mine is, is
+ apt to run into hyperbole. There is nothing to which men commonly are more
+ inclined than to make way for their own opinions; where the ordinary means
+ fail us, we add command, force, fire, and sword. ‘Tis a misfortune
+ to be at such a pass, that the best test of truth is the multitude of
+ believers in a crowd, where the number of fools so much exceeds the wise:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quasi vero quidquam sit tam valde, quam nil sapere, vulgare.”
+
+ [“As if anything were so common as ignorance.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Divin., ii.]
+
+ “Sanitatis patrocinium est, insanientium turba.”
+
+ [“The multitude of fools is a protection to the wise.”
+ &mdash;St. Augustine, De Civit. Dei, vi. 10.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis hard to resolve a man’s judgment against the common
+ opinions: the first persuasion, taken from the very subject itself,
+ possesses the simple, and from them diffuses itself to the wise, under the
+ authority of the number and antiquity of the witnesses. For my part, what
+ I should not believe from one, I should not believe from a hundred and
+ one: and I do not judge opinions by years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis not long since one of our princes, in whom the gout had spoiled
+ an excellent nature and sprightly disposition, suffered himself to be so
+ far persuaded with the report made to him of the marvellous operations of
+ a certain priest who by words and gestures cured all sorts of diseases, as
+ to go a long journey to seek him out, and by the force of his mere
+ imagination, for some hours so persuaded and laid his legs asleep, as to
+ obtain that service from them they had long time forgotten. Had fortune
+ heaped up five or six such-like incidents, it had been enough to have
+ brought this miracle into nature. There was afterwards discovered so much
+ simplicity and so little art in the author of these performances, that he
+ was thought too contemptible to be punished, as would be thought of most
+ such things, were they well examined:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Miramur ex intervallo fallentia.”
+
+ [“We admire after an interval (or at a distance) things that
+ deceive.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 118, 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ So does our sight often represent to us strange images at a distance that
+ vanish on approaching near:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nunquam ad liquidum fama perducitur.”
+
+ [“Report is never fully substantiated.”
+ &mdash;Quintus Curtius, ix. 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis wonderful from how many idle beginnings and frivolous causes
+ such famous impressions commonly, proceed. This it is that obstructs
+ information; for whilst we seek out causes and solid and weighty ends,
+ worthy of so great a name, we lose the true ones; they escape our sight by
+ their littleness. And, in truth, a very prudent, diligent, and subtle
+ inquisition is required in such searches, indifferent, and not
+ prepossessed. To this very hour, all these miracles and strange events
+ have concealed themselves from me: I have never seen greater monster or
+ miracle in the world than myself: one grows familiar with all strange
+ things by time and custom, but the more I frequent and the better I know
+ myself, the more does my own deformity astonish me, the less I understand
+ myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The principal right of advancing and producing such accidents is reserved
+ to fortune. Passing the day before yesterday through a village two leagues
+ from my house, I found the place yet warm with a miracle that had lately
+ failed of success there, where with first the neighbourhood had been
+ several months amused; then the neighbouring provinces began to take it
+ up, and to run thither in great companies of all sorts of people. A young
+ fellow of the place had one night in sport counterfeited the voice of a
+ spirit in his own house, without any other design at present, but only for
+ sport; but this having succeeded with him better than he expected, to
+ extend his farce with more actors he associated with him a stupid silly
+ country girl, and at last there were three of them of the same age and
+ understanding, who from domestic, proceeded to public, preachings, hiding
+ themselves under the altar of the church, never speaking but by night, and
+ forbidding any light to be brought. From words which tended to the
+ conversion of the world, and threats of the day of judgment (for these are
+ subjects under the authority and reverence of which imposture most
+ securely lurks), they proceeded to visions and gesticulations so simple
+ and ridiculous that&mdash;nothing could hardly be so gross in the sports
+ of little children. Yet had fortune never so little favoured the design,
+ who knows to what height this juggling might have at last arrived? These
+ poor devils are at present in prison, and are like shortly to pay for the
+ common folly; and I know not whether some judge will not also make them
+ smart for his. We see clearly into this, which is discovered; but in many
+ things of the like nature that exceed our knowledge, I am of opinion that
+ we ought to suspend our judgment, whether as to rejection or as to
+ reception.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Great abuses in the world are begotten, or, to speak more boldly, all the
+ abuses of the world are begotten, by our being taught to be afraid of
+ professing our ignorance, and that we are bound to accept all things we
+ are not able to refute: we speak of all things by precepts and decisions.
+ The style at Rome was that even that which a witness deposed to having
+ seen with his own eyes, and what a judge determined with his most certain
+ knowledge, was couched in this form of speaking: “it seems to me.”
+ They make me hate things that are likely, when they would impose them upon
+ me as infallible. I love these words which mollify and moderate the
+ temerity of our propositions: “peradventure; in some sort; some;
+ ‘tis said, I think,” and the like: and had I been set to train
+ up children I had put this way of answering into their mouths, inquiring
+ and not resolving: “What does this mean? I understand it not; it may
+ be: is it true?” so that they should rather have retained the form
+ of pupils at threescore years old than to go out doctors, as they do, at
+ ten. Whoever will be cured of ignorance must confess it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Iris is the daughter of Thaumas;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“That is, of Admiration. She (Iris, the rainbow) is beautiful, and
+ for that reason, because she has a face to be admired, she is said
+ to have been the daughter of Thamus.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Nat. Deor., iii. 20.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ admiration is the foundation of all philosophy, inquisition the progress,
+ ignorance the end. But there is a sort of ignorance, strong and generous,
+ that yields nothing in honour and courage to knowledge; an ignorance which
+ to conceive requires no less knowledge than to conceive knowledge itself.
+ I read in my younger years a trial that Corras,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [A celebrated Calvinist lawyer, born at Toulouse; 1513, and
+ assassinated there, 4th October 1572.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ a councillor of Toulouse, printed, of a strange incident, of two men who
+ presented themselves the one for the other. I remember (and I hardly
+ remember anything else) that he seemed to have rendered the imposture of
+ him whom he judged to be guilty, so wonderful and so far exceeding both
+ our knowledge and his own, who was the judge, that I thought it a very
+ bold sentence that condemned him to be hanged. Let us have some form of
+ decree that says, “The court understands nothing of the matter”
+ more freely and ingenuously than the Areopagites did, who, finding
+ themselves perplexed with a cause they could not unravel, ordered the
+ parties to appear again after a hundred years.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The witches of my neighbourhood run the hazard of their lives upon the
+ report of every new author who seeks to give body to their dreams. To
+ accommodate the examples that Holy Writ gives us of such things, most
+ certain and irrefragable examples, and to tie them to our modern events,
+ seeing that we neither see the causes nor the means, will require another
+ sort-of wit than ours. It, peradventure, only appertains to that sole
+ all-potent testimony to tell us. “This is, and that is, and not that
+ other.” God ought to be believed; and certainly with very good
+ reason; but not one amongst us for all that who is astonished at his own
+ narration (and he must of necessity be astonished if he be not out of his
+ wits), whether he employ it about other men’s affairs or against
+ himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am plain and heavy, and stick to the solid and the probable, avoiding
+ those ancient reproaches:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Majorem fidem homines adhibent iis, quae non intelligunt;
+ &mdash;Cupidine humani ingenii libentius obscura creduntur.”
+
+ [“Men are most apt to believe what they least understand: and from
+ the acquisitiveness of the human intellect, obscure things are more
+ easily credited.” The second sentence is from Tacitus, Hist. 1. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I see very well that men get angry, and that I am forbidden to doubt upon
+ pain of execrable injuries; a new way of persuading! Thank God, I am not
+ to be cuffed into belief. Let them be angry with those who accuse their
+ opinion of falsity; I only accuse it of difficulty and boldness, and
+ condemn the opposite affirmation equally, if not so imperiously, with
+ them. He who will establish this proposition by authority and huffing
+ discovers his reason to be very weak. For a verbal and scholastic
+ altercation let them have as much appearance as their contradictors;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Videantur sane, non affirmentur modo;”
+
+ [“They may indeed appear to be; let them not be affirmed (Let them
+ state the probabilities, but not affirm.)”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Acad., n. 27.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but in the real consequence they draw from it these have much the
+ advantage. To kill men, a clear and strong light is required, and our life
+ is too real and essential to warrant these supernatural and fantastic
+ accidents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to drugs and poisons, I throw them out of my count, as being the worst
+ sort of homicides: yet even in this, ‘tis said, that men are not
+ always to rely upon the personal confessions of these people; for they
+ have sometimes been known to accuse themselves of the murder of persons
+ who have afterwards been found living and well. In these other extravagant
+ accusations, I should be apt to say, that it is sufficient a man, what
+ recommendation soever he may have, be believed as to human things; but of
+ what is beyond his conception, and of supernatural effect, he ought then
+ only to be believed when authorised by a supernatural approbation. The
+ privilege it has pleased Almighty God to give to some of our witnesses,
+ ought not to be lightly communicated and made cheap. I have my ears
+ battered with a thousand such tales as these: “Three persons saw him
+ such a day in the east three, the next day in the west: at such an hour,
+ in such a place, and in such habit”; assuredly I should not believe
+ it myself. How much more natural and likely do I find it that two men
+ should lie than that one man in twelve hours’ time should fly with
+ the wind from east to west? How much more natural that our understanding
+ should be carried from its place by the volubility of our disordered
+ minds, than that one of us should be carried by a strange spirit upon a
+ broomstaff, flesh and bones as we are, up the shaft of a chimney? Let not
+ us seek illusions from without and unknown, we who are perpetually
+ agitated with illusions domestic and our own. Methinks one is pardonable
+ in disbelieving a miracle, at least, at all events where one can elude its
+ verification as such, by means not miraculous; and I am of St. Augustine’s
+ opinion, that, “‘tis better to lean towards doubt than
+ assurance, in things hard to prove and dangerous to believe.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis now some years ago that I travelled through the territories of
+ a sovereign prince, who, in my favour, and to abate my incredulity, did me
+ the honour to let me see, in his own presence, and in a private place, ten
+ or twelve prisoners of this kind, and amongst others, an old woman, a real
+ witch in foulness and deformity, who long had been famous in that
+ profession. I saw both proofs and free confessions, and I know not what
+ insensible mark upon the miserable creature: I examined and talked with
+ her and the rest as much and as long as I would, and gave the best and
+ soundest attention I could, and I am not a man to suffer my judgment to be
+ made captive by prepossession. In the end, and in all conscience, I should
+ rather have prescribed them hellebore than hemlock;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Captisque res magis mentibus, quam consceleratis similis visa;”
+
+ [“The thing was rather to be attributed to madness, than malice.”
+ (“The thing seemed to resemble minds possessed rather than guilty.”)
+ &mdash;Livy, viii, 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ justice has its corrections proper for such maladies. As to the
+ oppositions and arguments that worthy men have made to me, both there, and
+ often in other places, I have met with none that have convinced me, and
+ that have not admitted a more likely solution than their conclusions. It
+ is true, indeed, that the proofs and reasons that are founded upon
+ experience and fact, I do not go about to untie, neither have they any
+ end; I often cut them, as Alexander did the Gordian knot. After all,
+ ‘tis setting a man’s conjectures at a very high price upon
+ them to cause a man to be roasted alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are told by several examples, as Praestantius of his father, that being
+ more profoundly, asleep than men usually are, he fancied himself to be a
+ mare, and that he served the soldiers for a sumpter; and what he fancied
+ himself to be, he really proved. If sorcerers dream so materially; if
+ dreams can sometimes so incorporate themselves with effects, still I
+ cannot believe that therefore our will should be accountable to justice;
+ which I say as one who am neither judge nor privy councillor, and who
+ think myself by many degrees unworthy so to be, but a man of the common
+ sort, born and avowed to the obedience of the public reason, both in its
+ words and acts. He who should record my idle talk as being to the
+ prejudice of the pettiest law, opinion, or custom of his parish, would do
+ himself a great deal of wrong, and me much more; for, in what I say, I
+ warrant no other certainty, but that ‘tis what I had then in my
+ thought, a tumultuous and wavering thought. All I say is by way of
+ discourse, and nothing by way of advice:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec me pudet, ut istos fateri nescire, quod nesciam;”
+
+ [“Neither am I ashamed, as they are, to confess my ignorance of what
+ I do not know.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., i. 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I should not speak so boldly, if it were my due to be believed; and so I
+ told a great man, who complained of the tartness and contentiousness of my
+ exhortations. Perceiving you to be ready and prepared on one part, I
+ propose to you the other, with all the diligence and care I can, to clear
+ your judgment, not to compel it. God has your hearts in His hands, and
+ will furnish you with the means of choice. I am not so presumptuous even
+ as to desire that my opinions should bias you&mdash;in a thing of so great
+ importance: my fortune has not trained them up to so potent and elevated
+ conclusions. Truly, I have not only a great many humours, but also a great
+ many opinions, that I would endeavour to make my son dislike, if I had
+ one. What, if the truest are not always the most commodious to man, being
+ of so wild a composition?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whether it be to the purpose or not, tis no great matter: ‘tis a
+ common proverb in Italy, that he knows not Venus in her perfect sweetness
+ who has never lain with a lame mistress. Fortune, or some particular
+ incident, long ago put this saying into the mouths of the people; and the
+ same is said of men as well as of women; for the queen of the Amazons
+ answered the Scythian who courted her to love, “Lame men perform
+ best.” In this feminine republic, to evade the dominion of the
+ males, they lamed them in their infancy&mdash;arms, legs, and other
+ members that gave them advantage over them, and only made use of them in
+ that wherein we, in these parts of the world, make use of them. I should
+ have been apt to think; that the shuffling pace of the lame mistress added
+ some new pleasure to the work, and some extraordinary titillation to those
+ who were at the sport; but I have lately learnt that ancient philosophy
+ has itself determined it, which says that the legs and thighs of lame
+ women, not receiving, by reason of their imperfection, their due aliment,
+ it falls out that the genital parts above are fuller and better supplied
+ and much more vigorous; or else that this defect, hindering exercise, they
+ who are troubled with it less dissipate their strength, and come more
+ entire to the sports of Venus; which also is the reason why the Greeks
+ decried the women-weavers as being more hot than other women by reason of
+ their sedentary trade, which they carry on without any great exercise of
+ the body. What is it we may not reason of at this rate? I might also say
+ of these, that the jaggling about whilst so sitting at work, rouses and
+ provokes their desire, as the swinging and jolting of coaches does that of
+ our ladies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Do not these examples serve to make good what I said at first: that our
+ reasons often anticipate the effect, and have so infinite an extent of
+ jurisdiction that they judge and exercise themselves even on inanity
+ itself and non-existency? Besides the flexibility of our invention to
+ forge reasons of all sorts of dreams, our imagination is equally facile to
+ receive impressions of falsity by very frivolous appearances; for, by the
+ sole authority of the ancient and common use of this proverb, I have
+ formerly made myself believe that I have had more pleasure in a woman by
+ reason she was not straight, and accordingly reckoned that deformity
+ amongst her graces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Torquato Tasso, in the comparison he makes betwixt France and Italy, says
+ that he has observed that our legs are generally smaller than those of the
+ Italian gentlemen, and attributes the cause of it to our being continually
+ on horseback; which is the very same cause from which Suetonius draws a
+ quite opposite conclusion; for he says, on the contrary, that Germanicus
+ had made his legs bigger by the continuation of the same exercise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nothing is so supple and erratic as our understanding; it is the shoe of
+ Theramenes, fit for all feet. It is double and diverse, and the matters
+ are double and diverse too. “Give me a drachm of silver,” said
+ a Cynic philosopher to Antigonus. “That is not a present befitting a
+ king,” replied he. “Give me then a talent,” said the
+ other. “That is not a present befitting a Cynic.”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Seu plures calor ille vias et caeca relaxat
+ Spiramenta, novas veniat qua succus in herbas
+ Seu durat magis, et venas astringit hiantes;
+ Ne tenues pluviae, rapidive potentia colic
+ Acrior, aut Boreae penetrabile frigus adurat.”
+
+ [“Whether the heat opens more passages and secret pores through
+ which the sap may be derived into the new-born herbs; or whether it
+ rather hardens and binds the gaping veins that the small showers and
+ keen influence of the violent sun or penetrating cold of Boreas may
+ not hurt them.”&mdash;Virg., Georg., i. 89.]
+
+ “Ogni medaglia ha il suo rovescio.”
+
+ [“Every medal has its reverse.”&mdash;Italian Proverb.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This is the reason why Clitomachus said of old that Carneades had outdone
+ the labours of Hercules, in having eradicated consent from men, that is to
+ say, opinion and the courage of judging. This so vigorous fancy of
+ Carneades sprang, in my opinion, anciently from the impudence of those who
+ made profession of knowledge and their immeasurable self-conceit. AEsop
+ was set to sale with two other slaves; the buyer asked the first of these
+ what he could do; he, to enhance his own value, promised mountains and
+ marvels, saying he could do this and that, and I know not what; the second
+ said as much of himself or more: when it came to AEsop’s turn, and
+ that he was also asked what he could do; “Nothing,” said he,
+ “for these two have taken up all before me; they know everything.”
+ So has it happened in the school of philosophy: the pride of those who
+ attributed the capacity of all things to the human mind created in others,
+ out of despite and emulation, this opinion, that it is capable of nothing:
+ the one maintain the same extreme in ignorance that the others do in
+ knowledge; to make it undeniably manifest that man is immoderate
+ throughout, and can never stop but of necessity and the want of ability to
+ proceed further.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XII&mdash;&mdash;OF PHYSIOGNOMY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Almost all the opinions we have are taken on authority and trust; and
+ ‘tis not amiss; we could not choose worse than by ourselves in so
+ weak an age. That image of Socrates’ discourses, which his friends
+ have transmitted to us, we approve upon no other account than a reverence
+ to public sanction: ‘tis not according to our own knowledge; they
+ are not after our way; if anything of the kind should spring up now, few
+ men would value them. We discern no graces that are not pointed and puffed
+ out and inflated by art; such as glide on in their own purity and
+ simplicity easily escape so gross a sight as ours; they have a delicate
+ and concealed beauty, such as requires a clear and purified sight to
+ discover its secret light. Is not simplicity, as we take it, cousin-german
+ to folly and a quality of reproach? Socrates makes his soul move a natural
+ and common motion: a peasant said this; a woman said that; he has never
+ anybody in his mouth but carters, joiners, cobblers, and masons; his are
+ inductions and similitudes drawn from the most common and known actions of
+ men; every one understands him. We should never have recognised the
+ nobility and splendour of his admirable conceptions under so mean a form;
+ we, who think all things low and flat that are not elevated, by learned
+ doctrine, and who discern no riches but in pomp and show. This world of
+ ours is only formed for ostentation: men are only puffed up with wind, and
+ are bandied to and fro like tennis-balls. He proposed to himself no vain
+ and idle fancies; his design was to furnish us with precepts and things
+ that more really and fitly serve to the use of life;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Servare modum, finemque tenere,
+ Naturamque sequi.”
+
+ [“To keep a just mean, to observe a just limit,
+ and to follow Nature.”&mdash;Lucan, ii. 381.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ He was also always one and the same, and raised himself, not by starts but
+ by complexion, to the highest pitch of vigour; or, to say better, mounted
+ not at all, but rather brought down, reduced, and subjected all asperities
+ and difficulties to his original and natural condition; for in Cato
+ ‘tis most manifest that ‘tis a procedure extended far beyond
+ the common ways of men: in the brave exploits of his life, and in his
+ death, we find him always mounted upon the great horse; whereas the other
+ ever creeps upon the ground, and with a gentle and ordinary pace, treats
+ of the most useful matters, and bears himself, both at his death and in
+ the rudest difficulties that could present themselves, in the ordinary way
+ of human life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has fallen out well that the man most worthy to be known and to be
+ presented to the world for example should be he of whom we have the most
+ certain knowledge; he has been pried into by the most clear-sighted men
+ that ever were; the testimonies we have of him are admirable both in
+ fidelity and fulness. ‘Tis a great thing that he was able so to
+ order the pure imaginations of a child, that, without altering or wresting
+ them, he thereby produced the most beautiful effects of our soul: he
+ presents it neither elevated nor rich; he only represents it sound, but
+ assuredly with a brisk and full health. By these common and natural
+ springs, by these ordinary and popular fancies, without being moved or put
+ out, he set up not only the most regular, but the most high and vigorous
+ beliefs, actions, and manners that ever were. ‘Tis he who brought
+ again from heaven, where she lost her time, human wisdom, to restore her
+ to man with whom her most just and greatest business lies. See him plead
+ before his judges; observe by what reasons he rouses his courage to the
+ hazards of war; with what arguments he fortifies his patience against
+ calumny, tyranny, death, and the perverseness of his wife: you will find
+ nothing in all this borrowed from arts and sciences: the simplest may
+ there discover their own means and strength; ‘tis not possible more
+ to retire or to creep more low. He has done human nature a great kindness
+ in showing it how much it can do of itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are all of us richer than we think we are; but we are taught to borrow
+ and to beg, and brought up more to make use of what is another’s
+ than of our own. Man can in nothing fix himself to his actual necessity:
+ of pleasure, wealth, and power, he grasps at more than he can hold; his
+ greediness is incapable of moderation. And I find that in curiosity of
+ knowing he is the same; he cuts himself out more work than he can do, and
+ more than he needs to do: extending the utility of knowledge to the full
+ of its matter:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut omnium rerum, sic litterarum quoque, intemperantia laboramus.”
+
+ [“We carry intemperance into the study of literature, as well as
+ into everything else.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 106.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And Tacitus had reason to commend the mother of Agricola for having
+ restrained her son in his too violent appetite for learning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tis a good, if duly considered, which has in it, as the other goods of men
+ have, a great deal of vanity and weakness, proper and natural to itself,
+ and that costs very dear. Its acquisition is far more hazardous than that
+ of all other meat or drink; for, as to other things, what we have bought
+ we carry home in some vessel, and there have full leisure to examine our
+ purchase, how much we shall eat or drink of it, and when: but sciences we
+ can, at the very first, stow into no other vessel than the soul; we
+ swallow them in buying, and return from the market, either already
+ infected or amended: there are some that only burden and overcharge the
+ stomach, instead of nourishing; and, moreover, some that, under colour of
+ curing, poison us. I have been pleased, in places where I have been, to
+ see men in devotion vow ignorance as well as chastity, poverty, and
+ penitence: ‘tis also a gelding of our unruly appetites, to blunt
+ this cupidity that spurs us on to the study of books, and to deprive the
+ soul of this voluptuous complacency that tickles us with the opinion of
+ knowledge: and ‘tis plenarily to accomplish the vow of poverty, to
+ add unto it that of the mind. We need little doctrine to live at our ease;
+ and Socrates teaches us that this is in us, and the way how to find it,
+ and the manner how to use it: All our sufficiency which exceeds the
+ natural is well-nigh superfluous and vain: ‘tis much if it does not
+ rather burden and cumber us than do us good:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Paucis opus est literis ad mentem bonam:”
+
+ [“Little learning is needed to form a sound mind.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 106.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘tis a feverish excess of the mind; a tempestuous and unquiet
+ instrument. Do but recollect yourself, and you will find in yourself
+ natural arguments against death, true, and the fittest to serve you in
+ time of necessity: ‘tis they that make a peasant, and whole nations,
+ die with as much firmness as a philosopher. Should I have died less
+ cheerfully before I had read Cicero’s Tusculan Quastiones? I believe
+ not; and when I find myself at the best, I perceive that my tongue is
+ enriched indeed, but my courage little or nothing elevated by them; that
+ is just as nature framed it at first, and defends itself against the
+ conflict only after a natural and ordinary way. Books have not so much
+ served me for instruction as exercise. What if knowledge, trying to arm us
+ with new defences against natural inconveniences, has more imprinted in
+ our fancies their weight and greatness, than her reasons and subtleties to
+ secure us from them? They are subtleties, indeed, with which she often
+ alarms us to little purpose. Do but observe how many slight and frivolous,
+ and, if nearly examined, incorporeal arguments, the closest and wisest
+ authors scatter about one good one: they are but verbal quirks and
+ fallacies to amuse and gull us: but forasmuch as it may be with some
+ profit, I will sift them no further; many of that sort are here and there
+ dispersed up and down this book, either borrowed or by imitation.
+ Therefore one ought to take a little heed not to call that force which is
+ only a pretty knack of writing, and that solid which is only sharp, or
+ that good which is only fine:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae magis gustata quam potata, delectant,”
+
+ [“Which more delight in the tasting than in being drunk.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., v. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ everything that pleases does not nourish:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ubi non ingenii, sed animi negotium agitur.”
+
+ [“Where the question is not about the wit, but about the soul.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 75.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To see the trouble that Seneca gives himself to fortify himself against
+ death; to see him so sweat and pant to harden and encourage himself, and
+ bustle so long upon this perch, would have lessened his reputation with
+ me, had he not very bravely held himself at the last. His so ardent and
+ frequent agitations discover that he was in himself impetuous and
+ passionate,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Magnus animus remissius loquitur, et securius . . .
+ non est alius ingenio, alius ammo color;”
+
+ [“A great courage speaks more calmly and more securely. There is
+ not one complexion for the wit and another for the mind.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep. 114, 115]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he must be convinced at his own expense; and he in some sort discovers
+ that he was hard pressed by his enemy. Plutarch’s way, by how much
+ it is more disdainful and farther stretched, is, in my opinion, so much
+ more manly and persuasive: and I am apt to believe that his soul had more
+ assured and more regular motions. The one more sharp, pricks and makes us
+ start, and more touches the soul; the other more constantly solid, forms,
+ establishes, and supports us, and more touches the understanding. That
+ ravishes the judgment, this wins it. I have likewise seen other writings,
+ yet more reverenced than these, that in the representation of the conflict
+ they maintain against the temptations of the flesh, paint them, so sharp,
+ so powerful and invincible, that we ourselves, who are of the common herd,
+ are as much to wonder at the strangeness and unknown force of their
+ temptation, as at the resisting it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To what end do we so arm ourselves with this harness of science? Let us
+ look down upon the poor people that we see scattered upon the face of the
+ earth, prone and intent upon their business, that neither know Aristotle
+ nor Cato, example nor precept; from these nature every day extracts
+ effects of constancy and patience, more pure and manly than those we so
+ inquisitively study in the schools: how many do I ordinarily see who
+ slight poverty? how many who desire to die, or who die without alarm or
+ regret? He who is now digging in my garden, has this morning buried his
+ father or his son. The very names by which they call diseases sweeten and
+ mollify the sharpness of them: the phthisic is with them no more than a
+ cough, dysentery but a looseness, the pleurisy but a stitch; and, as they
+ gently name them, so they patiently endure them; they are very great and
+ grievous indeed when they hinder their ordinary labour; they never keep
+ their beds but to die:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Simplex illa et aperta virtus in obscuram et solertem
+ scientiam versa est.”
+
+ [“That overt and simple virtue is converted into an obscure and
+ subtle science.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 95.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I was writing this about the time when a great load of our intestine
+ troubles for several months lay with all its weight upon me; I had the
+ enemy at my door on one side, and the freebooters, worse enemies, on the
+ other,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non armis, sed vitiis, certatur;”
+
+ [“The fight is not with arms, but with vices.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep. 95.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and underwent all sorts of military injuries at once:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hostis adest dextra laevaque a parte timendus.
+ Vicinoque malo terret utrumque latus.”
+
+ [“Right and left a formidable enemy is to be feared, and threatens
+ me on both sides with impending danger.”&mdash;Ovid, De Ponto, i. 3, 57.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A monstrous war! Other wars are bent against strangers, this against
+ itself, destroying itself with its own poison. It is of so malignant and
+ ruinous a nature, that it ruins itself with the rest; and with its own
+ rage mangles and tears itself to pieces. We more often see it dissolve of
+ itself than through scarcity of any necessary thing or by force of the
+ enemy. All discipline evades it; it comes to compose sedition, and is
+ itself full of it; would chastise disobedience, and itself is the example;
+ and, employed for the defence of the laws, rebels against its own. What a
+ condition are we in! Our physic makes us sick!
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nostre mal s’empoisonne
+ Du secours qu’on luy donne.”
+
+ “Exuperat magis, aegrescitque medendo.”
+
+ [“Our disease is poisoned with its very remedies”&mdash;AEnead, xii. 46.]
+
+ “Omnia fanda, nefanda, malo permista furore,
+ Justificam nobis mentem avertere deorum.”
+
+ [“Right and wrong, all shuffled together in this wicked fury, have
+ deprived us of the gods’ protection.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, De Nuptiis Pelei et Thetidos, V. 405.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In the beginning of these popular maladies, one may distinguish the sound
+ from the sick; but when they come to continue, as ours have done, the
+ whole body is then infected from head to foot; no part is free from
+ corruption, for there is no air that men so greedily draw in that diffuses
+ itself so soon and that penetrates so deep as that of licence. Our armies
+ only subsist and are kept together by the cement of foreigners; for of
+ Frenchmen there is now no constant and regular army to be made. What a
+ shame it is! there is no longer any discipline but what we see in the
+ mercenary soldiers. As to ourselves, our conduct is at discretion, and
+ that not of the chief, but every one at his own. The general has a harder
+ game to play within than he has without; he it is who has to follow, to
+ court the soldiers, to give way to them; he alone has to obey: all the
+ rest if disolution and free licence. It pleases me to observe how much
+ pusillanimity and cowardice there is in ambition; by how abject and
+ servile ways it must arrive at its end; but it displeases me to see good
+ and generous natures, and that are capable of justice, every day corrupted
+ in the management and command of this confusion. Long toleration begets
+ habit; habit, consent and imitation. We had ill-formed souls enough,
+ without spoiling those that were generous and good; so that, if we hold
+ on, there will scarcely remain any with whom to intrust the health of this
+ State of ours, in case fortune chance to restore it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Hunc saltem everso juvenem succurrere seclo,
+ Ne prohibete.”
+
+ [“Forbid not, at least, that this young man repair this ruined age.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Georg., i. 500. Montaigne probably refers to Henry, king
+ of Navarre, afterwards Henry IV.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What has become of the old precept, “That soldiers ought more to
+ fear their chief than the enemy”?&mdash;[Valerius Maximus, Ext. 2.]&mdash;and
+ of that wonderful example, that an orchard being enclosed within the
+ precincts of a camp of the Roman army, was seen at their dislodgment the
+ next day in the same condition, not an apple, though ripe and delicious,
+ being pulled off, but all left to the possessor? I could wish that our
+ youth, instead of the time they spend in less fruitful travels and less
+ honourable employments, would bestow one half of that time in being an
+ eye-witness of naval exploits, under some good captain of Rhodes, and the
+ other half in observing the discipline of the Turkish armies; for they
+ have many differences and advantages over ours; one of these is, that our
+ soldiers become more licentious in expeditions, theirs more temperate and
+ circumspect; for the thefts and insolencies committed upon the common
+ people, which are only punished with a cudgel in peace, are capital in
+ war; for an egg taken by a Turkish soldier without paying for it, fifty
+ blows with a stick is the fixed rate; for anything else, of what sort or
+ how trivial soever, not necessary to nourishment, they are presently
+ impaled or beheaded without mercy. I am astonished, in the history of
+ Selim, the most cruel conqueror that ever was, to see that when he subdued
+ Egypt, the beautiful gardens about Damascus being all open, and in a
+ conquered land, and his army encamped upon the very place, should be left
+ untouched by the hands of the soldiers, by reason they had not received
+ the signal of pillage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But is there any disease in a government that it is worth while to physic
+ with such a mortal drug?&mdash;[i.e. as civil war.]&mdash;No, said
+ Favonius, not even the tyrannical usurpation of a Commonwealth. Plato,
+ likewise, will not consent that a man should violate the peace of his
+ country in order to cure it, and by no means approves of a reformation
+ that disturbs and hazards all, and that is to be purchased at the price of
+ the citizens’ blood and ruin; determining it to be the duty of a
+ good patriot in such a case to let it alone, and only to pray to God for
+ his extraordinary assistance: and he seems to be angry with his great
+ friend Dion, for having proceeded somewhat after another manner. I was a
+ Platonist in this point before I knew there had ever been such a man as
+ Plato in the world. And if this person ought absolutely to be rejected
+ from our society (he who by the sincerity of his conscience merited from
+ the divine favour to penetrate so far into the Christian light, through
+ the universal darkness wherein the world was involved in his time), I do
+ not think it becomes us to suffer ourselves to be instructed by a heathen,
+ how great an impiety it is not to expect from God any relief simply his
+ own and without our co-operation. I often doubt, whether amongst so many
+ men as meddle in such affairs, there is not to be found some one of so
+ weak understanding as to have been really persuaded that he went towards
+ reformation by the worst of deformations; and advanced towards salvation
+ by the most express causes that we have of most assured damnation; that by
+ overthrowing government, the magistracy, and the laws, in whose protection
+ God has placed him, by dismembering his good mother, and giving her limbs
+ to be mangled by her old enemies, filling fraternal hearts with parricidal
+ hatreds, calling devils and furies to his aid, he can assist the most holy
+ sweetness and justice of the divine law. Ambition, avarice, cruelty, and
+ revenge have not sufficient natural impetuosity of their own; let us bait
+ them with the glorious titles of justice and devotion. There cannot a
+ worse state of things be imagined than where wickedness comes to be
+ legitimate, and assumes, with the magistrates’ permission, the cloak
+ of virtue:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nihil in speciem fallacius, quam prava religio,
+ ubi deorum numen prxtenditur sceleribus.”
+
+ [“Nothing has a more deceiving face than false religion, where the
+ divinity of the gods is obscured by crimes.”&mdash;Livy, xxxix. 16.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The extremest sort of injustice, according to Plato, is where that which
+ is unjust should be reputed for just.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The common people then suffered very much, and not present damage only:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Undique totis
+ Usque adeo turbatur agris,”
+
+ [“Such great disorders overtake our fields on every side.”
+ &mdash;Virgil, Eclog., i. II.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but future too; the living were to suffer, and so were they who were yet
+ unborn; they stript them, and consequently myself, even of hope, taking
+ from them all they had laid up in store to live on for many years:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae nequeunt secum ferre aut abducere, perdunt;
+ Et cremat insontes turba scelesta casas . . .
+ Muris nulla fides, squalent populatibus agri.”
+
+ [“What they cannot bear away, they spoil; and the wicked mob burn
+ harmless houses; walls cannot secure their masters, and the fields
+ are squalid with devastation.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., iii. 10, 35; Claudianus, In Eutyop., i. 244.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Besides this shock, I suffered others: I underwent the inconveniences that
+ moderation brings along with it in such a disease: I was robbed on all
+ hands; to the Ghibelline I was a Guelph, and to the Guelph a Ghibelline;
+ one of my poets expresses this very well, but I know not where it is.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“So Tories called me Whig, and Whigs a Tory.”&mdash;Pope, after Horace.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The situation of my house, and my friendliness with my neighbours,
+ presented me with one face; my life and my actions with another. They did
+ not lay formal accusations to my charge, for they had no foundation for so
+ doing; I never hide my head from the laws, and whoever would have
+ questioned me, would have done himself a greater prejudice than me; they
+ were only mute suspicions that were whispered about, which never want
+ appearance in so confused a mixture, no more than envious or idle heads. I
+ commonly myself lend a hand to injurious presumptions that fortune
+ scatters abroad against me, by a way I have ever had of evading to
+ justify, excuse, or explain myself; conceiving that it were to compromise
+ my conscience to plead in its behalf:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Perspicuitas enim argumentatione elevatur;”
+
+ [“For perspicuity is lessened by argument.”
+ (“The clearness of a cause is clouded by argumentation.”)
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Nat. Deor., iii. 4.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and, as if every one saw as clearly into me as I do myself, instead of
+ retiring from an accusation, I step up to meet it, and rather give it some
+ kind of colour by an ironical and scoffing confession, if I do not sit
+ totally mute, as of a thing not worth my answer. But such as look upon
+ this kind of behaviour of mine as too haughty a confidence, have as little
+ kindness for me as they who interpret the weakness of an indefensible
+ cause; namely, the great folks, towards whom want of submission is the
+ great fault, harsh towards all justice that knows and feels itself, and is
+ not submissive humble, and suppliant; I have often knocked my head against
+ this pillar. So it is that at what then befell me, an ambitious man would
+ have hanged himself, and a covetous man would have done the same. I have
+ no manner of care of getting;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si mihi, quod nunc est, etiam minus; et mihi vivam
+ Quod superest aevi, si quid superesse volent dii:”
+
+ [“If I may have what I now own, or even less, and may live for
+ myself what of life remains, if the gods grant me remaining years.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 18, 107.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but the losses that befall me by the injury of others, whether by theft or
+ violence, go almost as near my heart as they would to that of the most
+ avaricious man. The offence troubles me, without comparison, more than the
+ loss. A thousand several sorts of mischiefs fell upon me in the neck of
+ one another; I could more cheerfully have borne them all at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was already considering to whom, amongst my friends, I might commit a
+ necessitous and discredited old age; and having turned my eyes quite
+ round, I found myself bare. To let one’s self fall plump down, and
+ from so great a height, it ought to be in the arms of a solid, vigorous,
+ and fortunate friendship: these are very rare, if there be any. At last, I
+ saw that it was safest for me to trust to myself in my necessity; and if
+ it should so fall out, that I should be but upon cold terms in Fortune’s
+ favour, I should so much the more pressingly recommend me to my own, and
+ attach myself and look to myself all the more closely. Men on all
+ occasions throw themselves upon foreign assistance to spare their own,
+ which is alone certain and sufficient to him who knows how therewith to
+ arm himself. Every one runs elsewhere, and to the future, forasmuch as no
+ one is arrived at himself. And I was satisfied that they were profitable
+ inconveniences; forasmuch as, first, ill scholars are to be admonished
+ with the rod, when reason will not do, as a crooked piece of wood is by
+ fire and straining reduced to straightness. I have a great while preached
+ to myself to stick close to my own concerns, and separate myself from the
+ affairs of others; yet I am still turning my eyes aside. A bow, a
+ favourable word, a kind look from a great person tempts me; of which God
+ knows if there is scarcity in these days, and what they signify. I,
+ moreover, without wrinkling my forehead, hearken to the persuasions
+ offered me, to draw me into the marketplace, and so gently refuse, as if I
+ were half willing to be overcome. Now for so indocile a spirit blows are
+ required; this vessel which thus chops and cleaves, and is ready to fall
+ one piece from another, must have the hoops forced down with good sound
+ strokes of a mallet. Secondly, that this accident served me for exercise
+ to prepare me for worse, if I, who both by the benefit of fortune, and by
+ the condition of my manners, hoped to be among the last, should happen to
+ be one of the first assailed by this storm; instructing myself betimes to
+ constrain my life, and fit it for a new state. The true liberty is to be
+ able to do what a man will with himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Potentissimus est, qui se habet in potestate.”
+
+ [“He is most potent who is master of himself.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 94.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In an ordinary and quiet time, a man prepares himself for moderate and
+ common accidents; but in the confusion wherein we have been for these
+ thirty years, every Frenchman, whether personal or in general, sees
+ himself every hour upon the point of the total ruin and overthrow of his
+ fortune: by so much the more ought he to have his courage supplied with
+ the strongest and most vigorous provisions. Let us thank fortune, that has
+ not made us live in an effeminate, idle, and languishing age; some who
+ could never have been so by other means will be made famous by their
+ misfortunes. As I seldom read in histories the confusions of other states
+ without regret that I was not present, the better to consider them, so
+ does my curiosity make me in some sort please myself in seeing with my own
+ eyes this notable spectacle of our public death, its form and symptoms;
+ and since I cannot hinder it, I am content to have been destined to be
+ present therein, and thereby to instruct myself. So do we eagerly covet to
+ see, though but in shadow and the fables of theatres, the pomp of tragic
+ representations of human fortune; ‘tis not without compassion at
+ what we hear, but we please ourselves in rousing our displeasure, by the
+ rarity of these pitiable events. Nothing tickles that does not pinch. And
+ good historians skip over, as stagnant water and dead sea, calm
+ narrations, to return to seditions, to wars, to which they know that we
+ invite them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I question whether I can decently confess with how small a sacrifice of
+ its repose and tranquillity I have passed over above the one half of my
+ life amid the ruin of my country. I lend myself my patience somewhat too
+ cheap, in accidents that do not privately assail me; and do not so much
+ regard what they take from me, as what remains safe, both within and
+ without. There is comfort in evading, one while this, another while that,
+ of the evils that are levelled at ourselves too, at last, but at present
+ hurt others only about us; as also, that in matters of public interest,
+ the more universally my affection is dispersed, the weaker it is: to which
+ may be added, that it is half true:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tantum ex publicis malis sentimus,
+ quantum ad privatas res pertinet;”
+
+ [“We are only so far sensible of public evils as they respect our
+ private affairs.”&mdash;Livy, xxx. 44.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that the health from which we fell was so ill, that itself relieves
+ the regret we should have for it. It was health, but only in comparison
+ with the sickness that has succeeded it: we are not fallen from any great
+ height; the corruption and brigandage which are in dignity and office seem
+ to me the least supportable: we are less injuriously rifled in a wood than
+ in a place of security. It was an universal juncture of particular
+ members, each corrupted by emulation of the others, and most of them with
+ old ulcers, that neither received nor required any cure. This convulsion,
+ therefore, really more animated than pressed me, by the assistance of my
+ conscience, which was not only at peace within itself, but elevated, and I
+ did not find any reason to complain of myself. Also, as God never sends
+ evils, any more than goods, absolutely pure to men, my health continued at
+ that time more than usually good; and, as I can do nothing without it,
+ there are few things that I cannot do with it. It afforded me means to
+ rouse up all my faculties, and to lay my hand before the wound that would
+ else, peradventure, have gone farther; and I experienced, in my patience,
+ that I had some stand against fortune, and that it must be a great shock
+ could throw me out of the saddle. I do not say this to provoke her to give
+ me a more vigorous charge: I am her humble servant, and submit to her
+ pleasure: let her be content, in God’s name. Am I sensible of her
+ assaults? Yes, I am. But, as those who are possessed and oppressed with
+ sorrow sometimes suffer themselves, nevertheless, by intervals to taste a
+ little pleasure, and are sometimes surprised with a smile, so have I so
+ much power over myself, as to make my ordinary condition quiet and free
+ from disturbing thoughts; yet I suffer myself, withal, by fits to be
+ surprised with the stings of those unpleasing imaginations that assault
+ me, whilst I am arming myself to drive them away, or at least to wrestle
+ with them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But behold another aggravation of the evil which befell me in the tail of
+ the rest: both without doors and within I was assailed with a most violent
+ plague, violent in comparison of all others; for as sound bodies are
+ subject to more grievous maladies, forasmuch as they, are not to be forced
+ but by such, so my very healthful air, where no contagion, however near,
+ in the memory of man, ever took footing, coming to be corrupted, produced
+ strange effects:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Mista senum et juvenum densentur funera; nullum
+ Saeva caput Proserpina fugit;”
+
+ [“Old and young die in mixed heaps. Cruel Proserpine forbears
+ none.”&mdash;Horace, Od., i. 28, 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I had to suffer this pleasant condition, that the sight of my house, was
+ frightful to me; whatever I had there was without guard, and left to the
+ mercy of any one who wished to take it. I myself, who am so hospitable,
+ was in very great distress for a retreat for my family; a distracted
+ family, frightful both to its friends and itself, and filling every place
+ with horror where it attempted to settle, having to shift its abode so
+ soon as any one’s finger began but to ache; all diseases are then
+ concluded to be the plague, and people do not stay to examine whether they
+ are so or no. And the mischief on’t is that, according to the rules
+ of art, in every danger that a man comes near, he must undergo a
+ quarantine in fear of the evil, your imagination all the while tormenting
+ you at pleasure, and turning even your health itself into a fever. Yet all
+ this would have much less affected me had I not withal been compelled to
+ be sensible of the sufferings of others, and miserably to serve six months
+ together for a guide to this caravan; for I carry my own antidotes within
+ myself, which are resolution and patience. Apprehension, which is
+ particularly feared in this disease, does not much trouble me; and, if
+ being alone, I should have been taken, it had been a less cheerless and
+ more remote departure; ‘tis a kind of death that I do not think of
+ the worst sort; ‘tis commonly short, stupid, without pain, and
+ consoled by the public condition; without ceremony, without mourning,
+ without a crowd. But as to the people about us, the hundredth part of them
+ could not be saved:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Videas desertaque regna
+ Pastorum, et longe saltus lateque vacantes.”
+
+ [“You would see shepherds’ haunts deserted, and far and wide empty
+ pastures.”&mdash;Virgil, Georg., iii. 476.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In this place my largest revenue is manual: what an hundred men ploughed
+ for me, lay a long time fallow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But then, what example of resolution did we not see in the simplicity of
+ all this people? Generally, every one renounced all care of life; the
+ grapes, the principal wealth of the country, remained untouched upon the
+ vines; every man indifferently prepared for and expected death, either
+ to-night or to-morrow, with a countenance and voice so far from fear, as
+ if they had come to terms with this necessity, and that it was an
+ universal and inevitable sentence. ‘Tis always such; but how slender
+ hold has the resolution of dying? The distance and difference of a few
+ hours, the sole consideration of company, renders its apprehension various
+ to us. Observe these people; by reason that they die in the same month,
+ children, young people, and old, they are no longer astonished at it; they
+ no longer lament. I saw some who were afraid of staying behind, as in a
+ dreadful solitude; and I did not commonly observe any other solicitude
+ amongst them than that of sepulture; they were troubled to see the dead
+ bodies scattered about the fields, at the mercy of the wild beasts that
+ presently flocked thither. How differing are the fancies of men; the
+ Neorites, a nation subjected by Alexander, threw the bodies of their dead
+ into the deepest and less frequented part of their woods, on purpose to
+ have them there eaten; the only sepulture reputed happy amongst them.
+ Some, who were yet in health, dug their own graves; others laid themselves
+ down in them whilst alive; and a labourer of mine, in dying, with his
+ hands and feet pulled the earth upon him. Was not this to nestle and
+ settle himself to sleep at greater ease? A bravery in some sort like that
+ of the Roman soldiers who, after the battle of Cannae, were found with
+ their heads thrust into holes in the earth, which they had made, and in
+ suffocating themselves, with their own hands pulled the earth about their
+ ears. In short, a whole province was, by the common usage, at once brought
+ to a course nothing inferior in undauntedness to the most studied and
+ premeditated resolution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Most of the instructions of science to encourage us herein have in them
+ more of show than of force, and more of ornament than of effect. We have
+ abandoned Nature, and will teach her what to do; teach her who so happily
+ and so securely conducted us; and in the meantime, from the footsteps of
+ her instruction, and that little which, by the benefit of ignorance,
+ remains of her image imprinted in the life of this rustic rout of
+ unpolished men, science is constrained every day to borrow patterns for
+ her disciples of constancy, tranquillity, and innocence. It is pretty to
+ see that these persons, full of so much fine knowledge, have to imitate
+ this foolish simplicity, and this in the primary actions of virtue; and
+ that our wisdom must learn even from beasts the most profitable
+ instructions in the greatest and most necessary concerns of our life; as,
+ how we are to live and die, manage our property, love and bring up our
+ children, maintain justice: a singular testimony of human infirmity; and
+ that this reason we so handle at our pleasure, finding evermore some
+ diversity and novelty, leaves in us no apparent trace of nature. Men have
+ done with nature as perfumers with oils; they have sophisticated her with
+ so many argumentations and far-fetched discourses, that she is become
+ variable and particular to each, and has lost her proper, constant, and
+ universal face; so that we must seek testimony from beasts, not subject to
+ favour, corruption, or diversity of opinions. It is, indeed, true that
+ even these themselves do not always go exactly in the path of nature, but
+ wherein they swerve, it is so little that you may always see the track; as
+ horses that are led make many bounds and curvets, but ‘tis always at
+ the length of the halter, and still follow him that leads them; and as a
+ young hawk takes its flight, but still under the restraint of its tether:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Exsilia, torments, bells, morbos, naufragia meditare . . .
+ ut nullo sis malo tiro.”
+
+ [“To meditate upon banishments, tortures, wars, diseases, and
+ shipwrecks, that thou mayest not be a novice in any disaster.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 91, 107.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ What good will this curiosity do us, to anticipate all the inconveniences
+ of human nature, and to prepare ourselves with so much trouble against
+ things which, peradventure, will never befall us?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Parem passis tristitiam facit, pati posse;”
+
+ [“It troubles men as much that they may possibly suffer,
+ as if they really did suffer.”&mdash;Idem, ibid., 74.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ not only the blow, but the wind of the blow strikes us: or, like phrenetic
+ people&mdash;for certainly it is a phrensy&mdash;to go immediately and
+ whip yourself, because it may so fall out that Fortune may one day make
+ you undergo it; and to put on your furred gown at Midsummer, because you
+ will stand in need of it at Christmas! Throw yourselves, say they, into
+ the experience of all the evils, the most extreme evils that can possibly
+ befall you, and so be assured of them. On the contrary, the most easy and
+ most natural way would be to banish even the thoughts of them; they will
+ not come soon enough; their true being will not continue with us long
+ enough; our mind must lengthen and extend them; we must incorporate them
+ in us beforehand, and there entertain them, as if they would not otherwise
+ sufficiently press upon our senses. “We shall find them heavy enough
+ when they come,” says one of our masters, of none of the tender
+ sects, but of the most severe; “in the meantime, favour thyself;
+ believe what pleases thee best; what good will it do thee to anticipate
+ thy ill fortune, to lose the present for fear of the future: and to make
+ thyself miserable now, because thou art to be so in time?” These are
+ his words. Science, indeed, does us one good office in instructing us
+ exactly as to the dimensions of evils,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Curis acuens mortalia corda!”
+
+ [“Probing mortal hearts with cares.”&mdash;Virgil, Georg., i. 23.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Twere pity that any part of their greatness should escape our sense
+ and knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis certain that for the most part the preparation for death has
+ administered more torment than the thing itself. It was of old truly said,
+ and by a very judicious author:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Minus afficit sensus fatigatio, quam cogitatio.”
+
+ [“Suffering itself less afflicts the senses than the apprehension
+ of suffering.”&mdash;Quintilian, Inst. Orat., i. 12.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The sentiment of present death sometimes, of itself, animates us with a
+ prompt resolution not to avoid a thing that is utterly inevitable: many
+ gladiators have been seen in the olden time, who, after having fought
+ timorously and ill, have courageously entertained death, offering their
+ throats to the enemies’ sword and bidding them despatch. The sight
+ of future death requires a courage that is slow, and consequently hard to
+ be got. If you know not how to die, never trouble yourself; nature will,
+ at the time, fully and sufficiently instruct you: she will exactly do that
+ business for you; take you no care&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Incertam frustra, mortales, funeris horam,
+ Quaeritis et qua sit mors aditura via....
+ Poena minor certam subito perferre ruinam;
+ Quod timeas, gravius sustinuisse diu.”
+
+ [“Mortals, in vain you seek to know the uncertain hour of death,
+ and by what channel it will come upon you.”&mdash;Propertius, ii. 27, 1.
+ “‘Tis less painful to undergo sudden destruction; ‘tis hard to bear
+ that which you long fear.”&mdash;Incert. Auct.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We trouble life by the care of death, and death by the care of life: the
+ one torments, the other frights us. It is not against death that we
+ prepare, that is too momentary a thing; a quarter of an hour’s
+ suffering, without consequence and without damage, does not deserve
+ especial precepts: to say the truth, we prepare ourselves against the
+ preparations of death. Philosophy ordains that we should always have death
+ before our eyes, to see and consider it before the time, and then gives us
+ rules and precautions to provide that this foresight and thought do us no
+ harm; just so do physicians, who throw us into diseases, to the end they
+ may have whereon to employ their drugs and their art. If we have not known
+ how to live, ‘tis injustice to teach us how to die, and make the end
+ difform from all the rest; if we have known how to live firmly and
+ quietly, we shall know how to die so too. They may boast as much as they
+ please:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tota philosophorum vita commentatio mortis est;”
+
+ [“The whole life of philosophers is the meditation of death.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., ii. 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ but I fancy that, though it be the end, it is not the aim of life; ‘tis
+ its end, its extremity, but not, nevertheless, its object; it ought itself
+ to be its own aim and design; its true study is to order, govern, and
+ suffer itself. In the number of several other offices, that the general
+ and principal chapter of Knowing how to live comprehends, is this article
+ of Knowing how to die; and, did not our fears give it weight, one of the
+ lightest too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To judge of them by utility and by the naked truth, the lessons of
+ simplicity are not much inferior to those which learning teaches us: nay,
+ quite the contrary. Men differ in sentiment and force; we must lead them
+ to their own good according to their capacities and by various ways:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quo me comque rapit tempestas, deferor hospes.”
+
+ [“Wherever the season takes me,(where the tempest drives me)
+ there I am carried as a guest.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. i, 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I never saw any peasant among my neighbours cogitate with what countenance
+ and assurance he should pass over his last hour; nature teaches him not to
+ think of death till he is dying; and then he does it with a better grace
+ than Aristotle, upon whom death presses with a double weight, both of
+ itself and from so long a premeditation; and, therefore, it was the
+ opinion of Caesar, that the least premeditated death was the easiest and
+ the most happy:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Plus dolet quam necesse est, qui ante dolet, quam necesse est.”
+
+ [“He grieves more than is necessary, who grieves before it is
+ necessary.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 98.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The sharpness of this imagination springs from our curiosity: ‘tis
+ thus we ever impede ourselves, desiring to anticipate and regulate natural
+ prescripts. It is only for the doctors to dine worse for it, when in the
+ best health, and to frown at the image of death; the common sort stand in
+ need of no remedy or consolation, but just in the shock, and when the blow
+ comes; and consider on’t no more than just what they endure. Is it
+ not then, as we say, that the stolidity and want of apprehension in the
+ vulgar give them that patience m present evils, and that profound
+ carelessness of future sinister accidents? That their souls, in being more
+ gross and dull, are less penetrable and not so easily moved? If it be so,
+ let us henceforth, in God’s name, teach nothing but ignorance;
+ ‘tis the utmost fruit the sciences promise us, to which this
+ stolidity so gently leads its disciples.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We have no want of good masters, interpreters of natural simplicity.
+ Socrates shall be one; for, as I remember, he speaks something to this
+ purpose to the judges who sat upon his life and death.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [That which follows is taken from the Apology of Socrates in Plato,
+ chap. 17, &amp;c.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “I am afraid, my masters, that if I entreat you not to put me to
+ death, I shall confirm the charge of my accusers, which is, that I pretend
+ to be wiser than others, as having some more secret knowledge of things
+ that are above and below us. I have neither frequented nor known death,
+ nor have ever seen any person that has tried its qualities, from whom to
+ inform myself. Such as fear it, presuppose they know it; as for my part, I
+ neither know what it is, nor what they do in the other world. Death is,
+ peradventure, an indifferent thing; peradventure, a thing to be desired.
+ ‘Tis nevertheless to be believed, if it be a transmigration from one
+ place to another, that it is a bettering of one’s condition to go
+ and live with so many great persons deceased, and to be exempt from having
+ any more to do with unjust and corrupt judges; if it be an annihilation of
+ our being, ‘tis yet a bettering of one’s condition to enter
+ into a long and peaceable night; we find nothing more sweet in life than
+ quiet repose and a profound sleep without dreams. The things that I know
+ to be evil, as to injure one’s neighbour and to disobey one’s
+ superior, whether it be God or man, I carefully avoid; such as I do not
+ know whether they be good or evil, I cannot fear them. If I am to die and
+ leave you alive, the gods alone only know whether it will go better with
+ you or with me. Wherefore, as to what concerns me, you may do as you shall
+ think fit. But according to my method of advising just and profitable
+ things, I say that you will do your consciences more right to set me at
+ liberty, unless you see further into my cause than I do; and, judging
+ according to my past actions, both public and private, according to my
+ intentions, and according to the profit that so many of our citizens, both
+ young and old, daily extract from my conversation, and the fruit that you
+ all reap from me, you cannot more duly acquit yourselves towards my merit
+ than in ordering that, my poverty considered, I should be maintained at
+ the Prytanaeum, at the public expense, a thing that I have often known
+ you, with less reason, grant to others. Do not impute it to obstinacy or
+ disdain that I do not, according to the custom, supplicate and go about to
+ move you to commiseration. I have both friends and kindred, not being, as
+ Homer says, begotten of wood or of stone, no more than others, who might
+ well present themselves before you with tears and mourning, and I have
+ three desolate children with whom to move you to compassion; but I should
+ do a shame to our city at the age I am, and in the reputation of wisdom
+ which is now charged against me, to appear in such an abject form. What
+ would men say of the other Athenians? I have always admonished those who
+ have frequented my lectures, not to redeem their lives by an unbecoming
+ action; and in the wars of my country, at Amphipolis, Potidea, Delia, and
+ other expeditions where I have been, I have effectually manifested how far
+ I was from securing my safety by my shame. I should, moreover, compromise
+ your duty, and should invite you to unbecoming things; for ‘tis not
+ for my prayers to persuade you, but for the pure and solid reasons of
+ justice. You have sworn to the gods to keep yourselves upright; and it
+ would seem as if I suspected you, or would recriminate upon you that I do
+ not believe that you are so; and I should testify against myself, not to
+ believe them as I ought, mistrusting their conduct, and not purely
+ committing my affair into their hands. I wholly rely upon them; and hold
+ myself assured they will do in this what shall be most fit both for you
+ and for me: good men, whether living or dead, have no reason to fear the
+ gods.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Is not this an innocent child’s pleading of an unimaginable
+ loftiness, true, frank, and just, unexampled?&mdash;and in what a
+ necessity employed! Truly, he had very good reason to prefer it before
+ that which the great orator Lysias had penned for him: admirably couched,
+ indeed, in the judiciary style, but unworthy of so noble a criminal. Had a
+ suppliant voice been heard out of the mouth of Socrates, that lofty virtue
+ had struck sail in the height of its glory; and ought his rich and
+ powerful nature to have committed her defence to art, and, in her highest
+ proof, have renounced truth and simplicity, the ornaments of his speaking,
+ to adorn and deck herself with the embellishments of figures and the
+ flourishes of a premeditated speech? He did very wisely, and like himself,
+ not to corrupt the tenor of an incorrupt life, and so sacred an image of
+ the human form, to spin out his decrepitude another year, and to betray
+ the immortal memory of that glorious end. He owed his life not to himself,
+ but to the example of the world; had it not been a public damage, that he
+ should have concluded it after a lazy and obscure manner? Assuredly, that
+ careless and indifferent consideration of his death deserved that
+ posterity should consider it so much the more, as indeed they did; and
+ there is nothing so just in justice than that which fortune ordained for
+ his recommendation; for the Athenians abominated all those who had been
+ causers of his death to such a degree, that they avoided them as
+ excommunicated persons, and looked upon everything as polluted that had
+ been touched by them; no one would wash with them in the public baths,
+ none would salute or own acquaintance with them: so that, at last, unable
+ longer to support this public hatred, they hanged themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If any one shall think that, amongst so many other examples that I had to
+ choose out of in the sayings of Socrates for my present purpose, I have
+ made an ill choice of this, and shall judge this discourse of his elevated
+ above common conceptions, I must tell them that I have properly selected
+ it; for I am of another opinion, and hold it to be a discourse, in rank
+ and simplicity, much below and behind common conceptions. He represents,
+ in an inartificial boldness and infantine security, the pure and first
+ impression and ignorance of nature; for it is to be believed that we have
+ naturally a fear of pain, but not of death, by reason of itself; ‘tis
+ a part of our being, and no less essential than living.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To what end should nature have begotten in us a hatred to it and a horror
+ of it, considering that it is of so great utility to her in maintaining
+ the succession and vicissitude of her works? and that in this universal
+ republic, it conduces more to birth and augmentation than to loss or ruin?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sic rerum summa novatur.”
+
+ “Mille animas una necata dedit.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ “The failing of one life is the passage to a thousand other lives.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nature has imprinted in beasts the care of themselves and of their
+ conservation; they proceed so far as hitting or hurting to be timorous of
+ being worse, of themselves, of our haltering and beating them, accidents
+ subject to their sense and experience; but that we should kill them, they
+ cannot fear, nor have they the faculty to imagine and conclude such a
+ thing as death; it is said, indeed, that we see them not only cheerfully
+ undergo it, horses for the most part neighing and swans singing when they
+ die, but, moreover, seek it at need, of which elephants have given many
+ examples.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides, the method of arguing, of which Socrates here makes use, is it
+ not equally admirable both in simplicity and vehemence? Truly it is much
+ more easy to speak like Aristotle and to live like Caesar than to speak
+ and live as Socrates did; there lies the extreme degree of perfection and
+ difficulty; art cannot reach it. Now, our faculties are not so trained up;
+ we do not try, we do not know them; we invest ourselves with those of
+ others, and let our own lie idle; as some one may say of me, that I have
+ here only made a nosegay of foreign flowers, having furnished nothing of
+ my own but the thread to tie them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Certainly I have so far yielded to public opinion, that those borrowed
+ ornaments accompany me; but I do not mean that they shall cover me and
+ hide me; that is quite contrary to my design, who desire to make a show of
+ nothing but what is my own, and what is my own by nature; and had I taken
+ my own advice, I had at all hazards spoken purely alone, I more and more
+ load myself every day,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [In fact, the first edition of the Essays (Bordeaux, 1580) has very
+ few quotations. These became more numerous in the edition of 1588;
+ but the multitude of classical texts which at times encumber
+ Montaigne’s text, only dates from the posthumous edition of 1595, he
+ had made these collections in the four last years of his life, as an
+ amusement of his “idleness.”&mdash;Le Clerc. They grow, however, more
+ sparing in the Third Book.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ beyond my purpose and first method, upon the account of idleness and the
+ humour of the age. If it misbecome me, as I believe it does, ‘tis no
+ matter; it may be of use to some others. Such there are who quote Plato
+ and Homer, who never saw either of them; and I also have taken things out
+ of places far enough distant from their source. Without pains and without
+ learning, having a thousand volumes about me in the place where I write, I
+ can presently borrow, if I please, from a dozen such scrap-gatherers,
+ people about whom I do not much trouble myself, wherewith to trick up this
+ treatise of Physiognomy; there needs no more but a preliminary epistle of
+ a German to stuff me with quotations. And so it is we go in quest of a
+ tickling story to cheat the foolish world. These lumber pies of
+ commonplaces, wherewith so many furnish their studies, are of little use
+ but to common subjects, and serve but to show us, and not to direct us: a
+ ridiculous fruit of learning, that Socrates so pleasantly discusses
+ against Euthydemus. I have seen books made of things that were never
+ either studied or understood; the author committing to several of his
+ learned friends the examination of this and t’other matter to
+ compile it, contenting himself, for his share, with having projected the
+ design, and by his industry to have tied together this faggot of unknown
+ provisions; the ink and paper, at least, are his. This is to buy or borrow
+ a book, and not to make one; ‘tis to show men not that he can make a
+ book, but that, whereof they may be in doubt, he cannot make one. A
+ president, where I was, boasted that he had amassed together two hundred
+ and odd commonplaces in one of his judgments; in telling which, he
+ deprived himself of the glory he had got by it: in my opinion, a
+ pusillanimous and absurd vanity for such a subject and such a person. I do
+ the contrary; and amongst so many borrowed things, am glad if I can steal
+ one, disguising and altering it for some new service; at the hazard of
+ having it said that ‘tis for want of understanding its natural use;
+ I give it some particular touch of my own hand, to the end it may not be
+ so absolutely foreign. These set their thefts in show and value themselves
+ upon them, and so have more credit with the laws than I have: we
+ naturalists I think that there is a great and incomparable preference in
+ the honour of invention over that of allegation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If I would have spoken by learning, I had spoken sooner; I had written of
+ the time nearer to my studies, when I had more wit and better memory, and
+ should sooner have trusted to the vigour of that age than of this, would I
+ have made a business of writing. And what if this gracious favour &mdash;[His
+ acquaintance with Mademoiselle de Gournay.]&mdash;which Fortune has lately
+ offered me upon the account of this work, had befallen me in that time of
+ my life, instead of this, wherein ‘tis equally desirable to possess,
+ soon to be lost! Two of my acquaintance, great men in this faculty, have,
+ in my opinion, lost half, in refusing to publish at forty years old, that
+ they might stay till threescore. Maturity has its defects as well as green
+ years, and worse; and old age is as unfit for this kind of business as any
+ other. He who commits his decrepitude to the press plays the fool if he
+ think to squeeze anything out thence that does not relish of dreaming,
+ dotage, and drivelling; the mind grows costive and thick in growing old. I
+ deliver my ignorance in pomp and state, and my learning meagrely and
+ poorly; this accidentally and accessorily, that principally and expressly;
+ and write specifically of nothing but nothing, nor of any science but of
+ that inscience. I have chosen a time when my life, which I am to give an
+ account of, lies wholly before me; what remains has more to do with death;
+ and of my death itself, should I find it a prating death, as others do, I
+ would willingly give an account at my departure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Socrates was a perfect exemplar in all great qualities, and I am vexed
+ that he had so deformed a face and body as is said, and so unsuitable to
+ the beauty of his soul, himself being so amorous and such an admirer of
+ beauty: Nature did him wrong. There is nothing more probable than the
+ conformity and relation of the body to the soul:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ipsi animi magni refert, quali in corpore locati sint: multo enim a
+ corpore existunt, qux acuant mentem: multa qua obtundant;”
+
+ [“It is of great consequence in what bodies minds are placed, for
+ many things spring from the body that may sharpen the mind, and many
+ that may blunt it.”&mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., i. 33.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ this refers to an unnatural ugliness and deformity of limbs; but we call
+ ugliness also an unseemliness at first sight, which is principally lodged
+ in the face, and disgusts us on very slight grounds: by the complexion, a
+ spot, a rugged countenance, for some reasons often wholly inexplicable, in
+ members nevertheless of good symmetry and perfect. The deformity, that
+ clothed a very beautiful soul in La Boetie, was of this predicament: that
+ superficial ugliness, which nevertheless is always the most imperious, is
+ of least prejudice to the state of the mind, and of little certainty in
+ the opinion of men. The other, which is never properly called deformity,
+ being more substantial, strikes deeper in. Not every shoe of smooth
+ shining leather, but every shoe well-made, shews the shape of the foot
+ within. As Socrates said of his, it betrayed equal ugliness in his soul,
+ had he not corrected it by education; but in saying so, I hold he was in
+ jest, as his custom was; never so excellent a soul formed itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot often enough repeat how great an esteem I have for beauty, that
+ potent and advantageous quality; he (La Boetie) called it “a short
+ tyranny,” and Plato, “the privilege of nature.” We have
+ nothing that excels it in reputation; it has the first place in the
+ commerce of men; it presents itself in the front; seduces and prepossesses
+ our judgments with great authority and wonderful impression. Phryne had
+ lost her cause in the hands of an excellent advocate, if, opening her
+ robe, she had not corrupted her judges by the lustre of her beauty. And I
+ find that Cyrus, Alexander, and Caesar, the three masters of the world,
+ never neglected beauty in their greatest affairs; no more did the first
+ Scipio. The same word in Greek signifies both fair and good; and the Holy
+ Word often says good when it means fair: I should willingly maintain the
+ priority in good things, according to the song that Plato calls an idle
+ thing, taken out of some ancient poet: “health, beauty, riches.”
+ Aristotle says that the right of command appertains to the beautiful; and
+ that, when there is a person whose beauty comes near the images of the
+ gods, veneration is equally due to him. To him who asked why people
+ oftener and longer frequent the company of handsome persons: “That
+ question,” said he, “is only to be asked by the blind.”
+ Most of the philosophers, and the greatest, paid for their schooling, and
+ acquired wisdom by the favour and mediation of their beauty. Not only in
+ the men that serve me, but also in the beasts, I consider it within two
+ fingers’ breadth of goodness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet I fancy that those features and moulds of face, and those
+ lineaments, by which men guess at our internal complexions and our
+ fortunes to come, is a thing that does not very directly and simply lie
+ under the chapter of beauty and deformity, no more than every good odour
+ and serenity of air promises health, nor all fog and stink infection in a
+ time of pestilence. Such as accuse ladies of contradicting their beauty by
+ their manners, do not always hit right; for, in a face which is none of
+ the best, there may dwell some air of probity and trust; as, on the
+ contrary, I have read, betwixt two beautiful eyes, menaces of a dangerous
+ and malignant nature. There are favourable physiognomies, so that in a
+ crowd of victorious enemies, you shall presently choose, amongst men you
+ never saw before, one rather than another to whom to surrender, and with
+ whom to intrust your life; and yet not properly upon the consideration of
+ beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A person’s look is but a feeble warranty; and yet it is something
+ considerable too; and if I had to lash them, I would most severely scourge
+ the wicked ones who belie and betray the promises that nature has planted
+ in their foreheads; I should with greater severity punish malice under a
+ mild and gentle aspect. It seems as if there were some lucky and some
+ unlucky faces; and I believe there is some art in distinguishing affable
+ from merely simple faces, severe from rugged, malicious from pensive,
+ scornful from melancholic, and such other bordering qualities. There are
+ beauties which are not only haughty, but sour, and others that are not
+ only gentle, but more than that, insipid; to prognosticate from them
+ future events is a matter that I shall leave undecided.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have, as I have said elsewhere as to my own concern, simply and
+ implicitly embraced this ancient rule, “That we cannot fail in
+ following Nature,” and that the sovereign precept is to conform
+ ourselves to her. I have not, as Socrates did, corrected my natural
+ composition by the force of reason, and have not in the least disturbed my
+ inclination by art; I have let myself go as I came: I contend not; my two
+ principal parts live, of their own accord, in peace and good intelligence,
+ but my nurse’s milk, thank God, was tolerably wholesome and good.
+ Shall I say this by the way, that I see in greater esteem than ‘tis
+ worth, and in use solely among ourselves, a certain image of scholastic
+ probity, a slave to precepts, and fettered with hope and fear? I would
+ have it such as that laws and religions should not make, but perfect and
+ authorise it; that finds it has wherewithal to support itself without
+ help, born and rooted in us from the seed of universal reason, imprinted
+ in every man by nature. That reason which strengthens Socrates from his
+ vicious bend renders him obedient to the gods and men of authority in his
+ city: courageous in death, not because his soul is immortal, but because
+ he is mortal. ‘Tis a doctrine ruinous to all government, and much
+ more hurtful than ingenious and subtle, which persuades the people that a
+ religious belief is alone sufficient, and without conduct, to satisfy the
+ divine justice. Use demonstrates to us a vast distinction betwixt devotion
+ and conscience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have a favourable aspect, both in form and in interpretation:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quid dixi, habere me? imo habui, Chreme.”
+
+ [“What did I say? that I have? no, Chremes, I had.”
+ &mdash;Terence, Heaut., act i., sec. 2, v. 42.]
+
+ “Heu! tantum attriti corporis ossa vides;”
+
+ [“Alas! of a worn body thou seest only the bones”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and that makes a quite contrary show to that of Socrates. It has often
+ befallen me, that upon the mere credit of my presence and air, persons who
+ had no manner of knowledge of me have put a very great confidence in me,
+ whether in their own affairs or mine; and I have in foreign parts thence
+ obtained singular and rare favours. But the two following examples are,
+ peradventure, worth particular relation. A certain person planned to
+ surprise my house and me in it; his scheme was to come to my gates alone,
+ and to be importunate to be let in. I knew him by name, and had fair
+ reason to repose confidence in him, as being my neighbour and something
+ related to me. I caused the gates to be opened to him, as I do to every
+ one. There I found him, with every appearance of alarm, his horse panting
+ and very tired. He entertained me with this story: “That, about half
+ a league off, he had met with a certain enemy of his, whom I also knew,
+ and had heard of their quarrel; that his enemy had given him a very brisk
+ chase, and that having been surprised in disorder, and his party being too
+ weak, he had fled to my gates for refuge; and that he was in great trouble
+ for his followers, whom (he said) he concluded to be all either dead or
+ taken.” I innocently did my best to comfort, assure, and refresh
+ him. Shortly after came four or five of his soldiers, who presented
+ themselves in the same countenance and affright, to get in too; and after
+ them more, and still more, very well mounted and armed, to the number of
+ five-and-twenty or thirty, pretending that they had the enemy at their
+ heels. This mystery began a little to awaken my suspicion; I was not
+ ignorant what an age I lived in, how much my house might be envied, and I
+ had several examples of others of my acquaintance to whom a mishap of this
+ sort had happened. But thinking there was nothing to be got by having
+ begun to do a courtesy, unless I went through with it, and that I could
+ not disengage myself from them without spoiling all, I let myself go the
+ most natural and simple way, as I always do, and invited them all to come
+ in. And in truth I am naturally very little inclined to suspicion and
+ distrust; I willingly incline towards excuse and the gentlest
+ interpretation; I take men according to the common order, and do not more
+ believe in those perverse and unnatural inclinations, unless convinced by
+ manifest evidence, than I do in monsters and miracles; and I am, moreover,
+ a man who willingly commit myself to Fortune, and throw myself headlong
+ into her arms; and I have hitherto found more reason to applaud than to
+ blame myself for so doing, having ever found her more discreet about, and
+ a greater friend to, my affairs than I am myself. There are some actions
+ in my life whereof the conduct may justly be called difficult, or, if you
+ please, prudent; of these, supposing the third part to have been my own,
+ doubtless the other two-thirds were absolutely hers. We make, methinks, a
+ mistake in that we do not enough trust Heaven with our affairs, and
+ pretend to more from our own conduct than appertains to us; and therefore
+ it is that our designs so often miscarry. Heaven is jealous of the extent
+ that we attribute to the right of human prudence above its own, and cuts
+ it all the shorter by how much the more we amplify it. The last comers
+ remained on horseback in my courtyard, whilst their leader, who was with
+ me in the parlour, would not have his horse put up in the stable, saying
+ he should immediately retire, so soon as he had news of his men. He saw
+ himself master of his enterprise, and nothing now remained but its
+ execution. He has since several times said (for he was not ashamed to tell
+ the story himself) that my countenance and frankness had snatched the
+ treachery out of his hands. He again mounted his horse; his followers, who
+ had their eyes intent upon him, to see when he would give the signal,
+ being very much astonished to find him come away and leave his prey behind
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another time, relying upon some truce just published in the army, I took a
+ journey through a very ticklish country. I had not ridden far, but I was
+ discovered, and two or three parties of horse, from various places, were
+ sent out to seize me; one of them overtook me on the third day, and I was
+ attacked by fifteen or twenty gentlemen in vizors, followed at a distance
+ by a band of foot-soldiers. I was taken, withdrawn into the thick of a
+ neighbouring forest, dismounted, robbed, my trunks rifled, my money-box
+ taken, and my horses and equipage divided amongst new masters. We had, in
+ this copse, a very long contest about my ransom, which they set so high,
+ that it was manifest that I was not known to them. They were, moreover, in
+ a very great debate about my life; and, in truth, there were various
+ circumstances that clearly showed the danger I was in:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tunc animis opus, AEnea, tunc pectore firmo.”
+
+ [“Then, AEneas, there is need of courage, of a firm heart.”
+ &mdash;AEneid, vi. 261.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I still insisted upon the truce, too willing they should have the gain of
+ what they had already taken from me, which was not to be despised, without
+ promise of any other ransom. After two or three hours that we had been in
+ this place, and that they had mounted me upon a horse that was not likely
+ to run from them, and committed me to the guard of fifteen or twenty
+ harquebusiers, and dispersed my servants to others, having given order
+ that they should carry us away prisoners several ways, and I being already
+ got some two or three musket-shots from the place,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Jam prece Pollucis, jam Castoris, implorata,”
+
+ [“By a prayer addressed now to Pollux, now to Castor.”
+ &mdash;Catullus, lxvi. 65.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ behold a sudden and unexpected alteration; I saw the chief return to me
+ with gentler language, making search amongst the troopers for my scattered
+ property, and causing as much as could be recovered to be restored to me,
+ even to my money-box; but the best present they made was my liberty, for
+ the rest did not much concern me at that time. The true cause of so sudden
+ a change, and of this reconsideration, without any apparent impulse, and
+ of so miraculous a repentance, in such a time, in a planned and deliberate
+ enterprise, and become just by usage (for, at the first dash, I plainly
+ confessed to them of what party I was, and whither I was going), truly, I
+ do not yet rightly understand. The most prominent amongst them, who pulled
+ off his vizor and told me his name, repeatedly told me at the time, over
+ and over again, that I owed my deliverance to my countenance, and the
+ liberty and boldness of my speech, that rendered me unworthy of such a
+ misadventure, and should secure me from its repetition. ‘Tis
+ possible that the Divine goodness willed to make use of this vain
+ instrument for my preservation; and it, moreover, defended me the next day
+ from other and worse ambushes, of which these my assailants had given me
+ warning. The last of these two gentlemen is yet living himself to tell the
+ story; the first was killed not long ago.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If my face did not answer for me, if men did not read in my eyes and in my
+ voice the innocence of intention, I had not lived so long without quarrels
+ and without giving offence, seeing the indiscreet whatever comes into my
+ head, and to judge so rashly of things. This way may, with reason, appear
+ uncivil, and ill adapted to our way of conversation; but I have never met
+ with any who judged it outrageous or malicious, or that took offence at my
+ liberty, if he had it from my own mouth; words repeated have another kind
+ of sound and sense. Nor do I hate any person; and I am so slow to offend,
+ that I cannot do it, even upon the account of reason itself; and when
+ occasion has required me to sentence criminals, I have rather chosen to
+ fail in point of justice than to do it:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut magis peccari nolim, quam satis animi
+ ad vindicanda peccata habeam.”
+
+ [“So that I had rather men should not commit faults than that I
+ should have sufficient courage to condemn them.”&mdash;-Livy, xxxix. 21.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Aristotle, ‘tis said, was reproached for having been too merciful to
+ a wicked man: “I was indeed,” said he, “merciful to the
+ man, but not to his wickedness.” Ordinary judgments exasperate
+ themselves to punishment by the horror of the fact: but it cools mine; the
+ horror of the first murder makes me fear a second; and the deformity of
+ the first cruelty makes me abhor all imitation of it.’ That may be
+ applied to me, who am but a Squire of Clubs, which was said of Charillus,
+ king of Sparta: “He cannot be good, seeing he is not evil even to
+ the wicked.” Or thus&mdash;for Plutarch delivers it both these ways,
+ as he does a thousand other things, variously and contradictorily&mdash;“He
+ must needs be good, because he is so even to the wicked.” Even as in
+ lawful actions I dislike to employ myself when for such as are displeased
+ at it; so, to say the truth, in unlawful things I do not make conscience
+ enough of employing myself when it is for such as are willing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER XIII&mdash;&mdash;OF EXPERIENCE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is no desire more natural than that of knowledge. We try all ways
+ that can lead us to it; where reason is wanting, we therein employ
+ experience,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Per varios usus artem experientia fecit,
+ Exemplo monstrante viam,”
+
+ [“By various trials experience created art, example shewing the
+ way.”&mdash;Manilius, i. 59.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which is a means much more weak and cheap; but truth is so great a thing
+ that we ought not to disdain any mediation that will guide us to it.
+ Reason has so many forms that we know not to which to take; experience has
+ no fewer; the consequence we would draw from the comparison of events is
+ unsure, by reason they are always unlike. There is no quality so universal
+ in this image of things as diversity and variety. Both the Greeks and the
+ Latins and we, for the most express example of similitude, employ that of
+ eggs; and yet there have been men, particularly one at Delphos, who could
+ distinguish marks of difference amongst eggs so well that he never mistook
+ one for another, and having many hens, could tell which had laid it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dissimilitude intrudes itself of itself in our works; no art can arrive at
+ perfect similitude: neither Perrozet nor any other can so carefully polish
+ and blanch the backs of his cards that some gamesters will not distinguish
+ them by seeing them only shuffled by another. Resemblance does not so much
+ make one as difference makes another. Nature has obliged herself to make
+ nothing other that was not unlike.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And yet I am not much pleased with his opinion, who thought by the
+ multitude of laws to curb the authority of judges in cutting out for them
+ their several parcels; he was not aware that there is as much liberty and
+ latitude in the interpretation of laws as in their form; and they but fool
+ themselves, who think to lessen and stop our disputes by recalling us to
+ the express words of the Bible: forasmuch as our mind does not find the
+ field less spacious wherein to controvert the sense of another than to
+ deliver his own; and as if there were less animosity and tartness in
+ commentary than in invention. We see how much he was mistaken, for we have
+ more laws in France than all the rest of the world put together, and more
+ than would be necessary for the government of all the worlds of Epicurus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ut olim flagitiis, sic nunc legibus, laboramus.”
+
+ [“As we were formerly by crimes, so we are now overburdened by
+ laws.”&mdash;Tacitus, Annal., iii. 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and yet we have left so much to the opinions and decisions of our judges
+ that there never was so full a liberty or so full a license. What have our
+ legislators gained by culling out a hundred thousand particular cases, and
+ by applying to these a hundred thousand laws? This number holds no manner
+ of proportion with the infinite diversity of human actions; the
+ multiplication of our inventions will never arrive at the variety of
+ examples; add to these a hundred times as many more, it will still not
+ happen that, of events to come, there shall one be found that, in this
+ vast number of millions of events so chosen and recorded, shall so tally
+ with any other one, and be so exactly coupled and matched with it that
+ there will not remain some circumstance and diversity which will require a
+ diverse judgment. There is little relation betwixt our actions, which are
+ in perpetual mutation, and fixed and immutable laws; the most to be
+ desired are those that are the most rare, the most simple and general; and
+ I am even of opinion that we had better have none at all than to have them
+ in so prodigious a number as we have.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nature always gives them better and happier than those we make ourselves;
+ witness the picture of the Golden Age of the Poets and the state wherein
+ we see nations live who have no other. Some there are, who for their only
+ judge take the first passer-by that travels along their mountains, to
+ determine their cause; and others who, on their market day, choose out
+ some one amongst them upon the spot to decide their controversies. What
+ danger would there be that the wisest amongst us should so determine ours,
+ according to occurrences and at sight, without obligation of example and
+ consequence? For every foot its own shoe. King Ferdinand, sending colonies
+ to the Indies, wisely provided that they should not carry along with them
+ any students of jurisprudence, for fear lest suits should get footing in
+ that new world, as being a science in its own nature, breeder of
+ altercation and division; judging with Plato, “that lawyers and
+ physicians are bad institutions of a country.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whence does it come to pass that our common language, so easy for all
+ other uses, becomes obscure and unintelligible in wills and contracts? and
+ that he who so clearly expresses himself in whatever else he speaks or
+ writes, cannot find in these any way of declaring himself that does not
+ fall into doubt and contradiction? if it be not that the princes of that
+ art, applying themselves with a peculiar attention to cull out portentous
+ words and to contrive artificial sentences, have so weighed every
+ syllable, and so thoroughly sifted every sort of quirking connection that
+ they are now confounded and entangled in the infinity of figures and
+ minute divisions, and can no more fall within any rule or prescription,
+ nor any certain intelligence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Confusum est, quidquid usque in pulverem sectum est.”
+
+ [“Whatever is beaten into powder is undistinguishable (confused).”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 89.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As you see children trying to bring a mass of quicksilver to a certain
+ number of parts, the more they press and work it and endeavour to reduce
+ it to their own will, the more they irritate the liberty of this generous
+ metal; it evades their endeavour and sprinkles itself into so many
+ separate bodies as frustrate all reckoning; so is it here, for in
+ subdividing these subtilties we teach men to increase their doubts; they
+ put us into a way of extending and diversifying difficulties, and lengthen
+ and disperse them. In sowing and retailing questions they make the world
+ fructify and increase in uncertainties and disputes, as the earth is made
+ fertile by being crumbled and dug deep.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Difficultatem facit doctrina.”
+
+ [“Learning (Doctrine) begets difficulty.”
+ &mdash;Quintilian, Insat. Orat., x. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We doubted of Ulpian, and are still now more perplexed with Bartolus and
+ Baldus. We should efface the trace of this innumerable diversity of
+ opinions; not adorn ourselves with it, and fill posterity with crotchets.
+ I know not what to say to it; but experience makes it manifest, that so
+ many interpretations dissipate truth and break it. Aristotle wrote to be
+ understood; if he could not do this, much less will another that is not so
+ good at it; and a third than he, who expressed his own thoughts. We open
+ the matter, and spill it in pouring out: of one subject we make a
+ thousand, and in multiplying and subdividing them, fall again into the
+ infinity of atoms of Epicurus. Never did two men make the same judgment of
+ the same thing; and ‘tis impossible to find two opinions exactly
+ alike, not only in several men, but in the same man, at diverse hours. I
+ often find matter of doubt in things of which the commentary has disdained
+ to take notice; I am most apt to stumble in an even country, like some
+ horses that I have known, that make most trips in the smoothest way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Who will not say that glosses augment doubts and ignorance, since there’s
+ no book to be found, either human or divine, which the world busies itself
+ about, whereof the difficulties are cleared by interpretation. The
+ hundredth commentator passes it on to the next, still more knotty and
+ perplexed than he found it. When were we ever agreed amongst ourselves:
+ “This book has enough; there is now no more to be said about it”?
+ This is most apparent in the law; we give the authority of law to infinite
+ doctors, infinite decrees, and as many interpretations; yet do we find any
+ end of the need of interpretating? is there, for all that, any progress or
+ advancement towards peace, or do we stand in need of any fewer advocates
+ and judges than when this great mass of law was yet in its first infancy?
+ On the contrary, we darken and bury intelligence; we can no longer
+ discover it, but at the mercy of so many fences and barriers. Men do not
+ know the natural disease of the mind; it does nothing but ferret and
+ inquire, and is eternally wheeling, juggling, and perplexing itself like
+ silkworms, and then suffocates itself in its work; “Mus in pice.”&mdash;[“A
+ mouse in a pitch barrel.”]&mdash;It thinks it discovers at a great
+ distance, I know not what glimpses of light and imaginary truth: but
+ whilst running to it, so many difficulties, hindrances, and new
+ inquisitions cross it, that it loses its way, and is made drunk with the
+ motion: not much unlike AEsop’s dogs, that seeing something like a
+ dead body floating in the sea, and not being able to approach it, set to
+ work to drink the water and lay the passage dry, and so choked themselves.
+ To which what one Crates’ said of the writings of Heraclitus falls
+ pat enough, “that they required a reader who could swim well,”
+ so that the depth and weight of his learning might not overwhelm and
+ stifle him. ‘Tis nothing but particular weakness that makes us
+ content with what others or ourselves have found out in this chase after
+ knowledge: one of better understanding will not rest so content; there is
+ always room for one to follow, nay, even for ourselves; and another road;
+ there is no end of our inquisitions; our end is in the other world.
+ ‘Tis a sign either that the mind has grown shortsighted when it is
+ satisfied, or that it has got weary. No generous mind can stop in itself;
+ it will still tend further and beyond its power; it has sallies beyond its
+ effects; if it do not advance and press forward, and retire, and rush and
+ wheel about, ‘tis but half alive; its pursuits are without bound or
+ method; its aliment is admiration, the chase, ambiguity, which Apollo
+ sufficiently declared in always speaking to us in a double, obscure, and
+ oblique sense: not feeding, but amusing and puzzling us. ‘Tis an
+ irregular and perpetual motion, without model and without aim; its
+ inventions heat, pursue, and interproduce one another:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Estienne de la Boetie; thus translated by Cotton:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “So in a running stream one wave we see
+ After another roll incessantly,
+ And as they glide, each does successively
+ Pursue the other, each the other fly
+ By this that’s evermore pushed on, and this
+ By that continually preceded is:
+ The water still does into water swill,
+ Still the same brook, but different water still.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ There is more ado to interpret interpretations than to interpret things,
+ and more books upon books than upon any other subject; we do nothing but
+ comment upon one another. Every place swarms with commentaries; of authors
+ there is great scarcity. Is it not the principal and most reputed
+ knowledge of our later ages to understand the learned? Is it not the
+ common and final end of all studies? Our opinions are grafted upon one
+ another; the first serves as a stock to the second, the second to the
+ third, and so forth; thus step by step we climb the ladder; whence it
+ comes to pass that he who is mounted highest has often more honour than
+ merit, for he is got up but an inch upon the shoulders of the last, but
+ one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How often, and, peradventure, how foolishly, have I extended my book to
+ make it speak of itself; foolishly, if for no other reason but this, that
+ it should remind me of what I say of others who do the same: that the
+ frequent amorous glances they cast upon their work witness that their
+ hearts pant with self-love, and that even the disdainful severity
+ wherewith they scourge them are but the dandlings and caressings of
+ maternal love; as Aristotle, whose valuing and undervaluing himself often
+ spring from the same air of arrogance. My own excuse is, that I ought in
+ this to have more liberty than others, forasmuch as I write specifically
+ of myself and of my writings, as I do of my other actions; that my theme
+ turns upon itself; but I know not whether others will accept this excuse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I observed in Germany that Luther has left as many divisions and disputes
+ about the doubt of his opinions, and more, than he himself raised upon the
+ Holy Scriptures. Our contest is verbal: I ask what nature is, what
+ pleasure, circle, and substitution are? the question is about words, and
+ is answered accordingly. A stone is a body; but if a man should further
+ urge: “And what is a body?”&mdash;“Substance”;
+ “And what is substance?” and so on, he would drive the
+ respondent to the end of his Calepin.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [Calepin (Ambrogio da Calepio), a famous lexicographer of the
+ fifteenth century. His Polyglot Dictionary became so famous, that
+ Calepin became a common appellation for a lexicon]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We exchange one word for another, and often for one less understood. I
+ better know what man is than I know what Animal is, or Mortal, or
+ Rational. To satisfy one doubt, they give me three; ‘tis the Hydra’s
+ head. Socrates asked Menon, “What virtue was.” “There
+ is,” says Menon, “the virtue of a man and of a woman, of a
+ magistrate and of a private person, of an old man and of a child.”
+ “Very fine,” cried Socrates, “we were in quest of one
+ virtue, and thou hast brought us a whole swarm.” We put one
+ question, and they return us a whole hive. As no event, no face, entirely
+ resembles another, so do they not entirely differ: an ingenious mixture of
+ nature. If our faces were not alike, we could not distinguish man from
+ beast; if they were not unlike, we could not distinguish one man from
+ another; all things hold by some similitude; every example halts, and the
+ relation which is drawn from experience is always faulty and imperfect.
+ Comparisons are ever-coupled at one end or other: so do the laws serve,
+ and are fitted to every one of our affairs, by some wrested, biassed, and
+ forced interpretation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Since the ethic laws, that concern the particular duty of every one in
+ himself, are so hard to be framed, as we see they are, ‘tis no
+ wonder if those which govern so many particulars are much more so. Do but
+ consider the form of this justice that governs us; ‘tis a true
+ testimony of human weakness, so full is it of error and contradiction.
+ What we find to be favour and severity in justice&mdash;and we find so
+ much of them both, that I know not whether the medium is as often met with
+ are sickly and unjust members of the very body and essence of justice.
+ Some country people have just brought me news in great haste, that they
+ presently left in a forest of mine a man with a hundred wounds upon him,
+ who was yet breathing, and begged of them water for pity’s sake, and
+ help to carry him to some place of relief; they tell me they durst not go
+ near him, but have run away, lest the officers of justice should catch
+ them there; and as happens to those who are found near a murdered person,
+ they should be called in question about this accident, to their utter
+ ruin, having neither money nor friends to defend their innocence. What
+ could I have said to these people? ‘Tis certain that this office of
+ humanity would have brought them into trouble.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How many innocent people have we known that have been punished, and this
+ without the judge’s fault; and how many that have not arrived at our
+ knowledge? This happened in my time: certain men were condemned to die for
+ a murder committed; their sentence, if not pronounced, at least determined
+ and concluded on. The judges, just in the nick, are informed by the
+ officers of an inferior court hard by, that they have some men in custody,
+ who have directly confessed the murder, and made an indubitable discovery
+ of all the particulars of the fact. Yet it was gravely deliberated whether
+ or not they ought to suspend the execution of the sentence already passed
+ upon the first accused: they considered the novelty of the example
+ judicially, and the consequence of reversing judgments; that the sentence
+ was passed, and the judges deprived of repentance; and in the result,
+ these poor devils were sacrificed by the forms of justice. Philip, or some
+ other, provided against a like inconvenience after this manner. He had
+ condemned a man in a great fine towards another by an absolute judgment.
+ The truth some time after being discovered, he found that he had passed an
+ unjust sentence. On one side was the reason of the cause; on the other
+ side, the reason of the judicial forms: he in some sort satisfied both,
+ leaving the sentence in the state it was, and out of his own purse
+ recompensing the condemned party. But he had to do with a reparable
+ affair; my men were irreparably hanged. How many condemnations have I seen
+ more criminal than the crimes themselves?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All which makes me remember the ancient opinions, “That ‘tis
+ of necessity a man must do wrong by retail who will do right in gross; and
+ injustice in little things, who would come to do justice in great: that
+ human justice is formed after the model of physic, according to which, all
+ that is useful is also just and honest: and of what is held by the Stoics,
+ that Nature herself proceeds contrary to justice in most of her works: and
+ of what is received by the Cyrenaics, that there is nothing just of
+ itself, but that customs and laws make justice: and what the Theodorians
+ held that theft, sacrilege, and all sorts of uncleanness, are just in a
+ sage, if he knows them to be profitable to him.” There is no remedy:
+ I am in the same case that Alcibiades was, that I will never, if I can
+ help it, put myself into the hands of a man who may determine as to my
+ head, where my life and honour shall more depend upon the skill and
+ diligence of my attorney than on my own innocence. I would venture myself
+ with such justice as would take notice of my good deeds, as well as my
+ ill; where I had as much to hope as to fear: indemnity is not sufficient
+ pay to a man who does better than not to do amiss. Our justice presents to
+ us but one hand, and that the left hand, too; let him be who he may, he
+ shall be sure to come off with loss.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In China, of which kingdom the government and arts, without commerce with
+ or knowledge of ours, surpass our examples in several excellent features,
+ and of which the history teaches me how much greater and more various the
+ world is than either the ancients or we have been able to penetrate, the
+ officers deputed by the prince to visit the state of his provinces, as
+ they punish those who behave themselves ill in their charge, so do they
+ liberally reward those who have conducted themselves better than the
+ common sort, and beyond the necessity of their duty; these there present
+ themselves, not only to be approved but to get; not simply to be paid, but
+ to have a present made to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No judge, thank God, has ever yet spoken to me in the quality of a judge,
+ upon any account whatever, whether my own or that of a third party,
+ whether criminal or civil; nor no prison has ever received me, not even to
+ walk there. Imagination renders the very outside of a jail displeasing to
+ me; I am so enamoured of liberty, that should I be interdicted the access
+ to some corner of the Indies, I should live a little less at my ease; and
+ whilst I can find earth or air open elsewhere, I shall never lurk in any
+ place where I must hide myself. My God! how ill should I endure the
+ condition wherein I see so many people, nailed to a corner of the kingdom,
+ deprived of the right to enter the principal cities and courts, and the
+ liberty of the public roads, for having quarrelled with our laws. If those
+ under which I live should shake a finger at me by way of menace, I would
+ immediately go seek out others, let them be where they would. All my
+ little prudence in the civil wars wherein we are now engaged is employed
+ that they may not hinder my liberty of going and coming.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, the laws keep up their credit, not for being just, but because they
+ are laws; ‘tis the mystic foundation of their authority; they have
+ no other, and it well answers their purpose. They are often made by fools,
+ still oftener by men who, out of hatred to equality, fail in equity, but
+ always by men, vain and irresolute authors. There is nothing so much, nor
+ so grossly, nor so ordinarily faulty, as the laws. Whoever obeys them
+ because they are just, does not justly obey them as he ought. Our French
+ laws, by their irregularity and deformity, lend, in some sort, a helping
+ hand to the disorder and corruption that all manifest in their
+ dispensation and execution: the command is so perplexed and inconstant,
+ that it in some sort excuses alike disobedience and defect in the
+ interpretation, the administration and the observation of it. What fruit
+ then soever we may extract from experience, that will little advantage our
+ institution, which we draw from foreign examples, if we make so little
+ profit of that we have of our own, which is more familiar to us, and,
+ doubtless, sufficient to instruct us in that whereof we have need. I study
+ myself more than any other subject; ‘tis my metaphysic, my physic:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis deus hanc mundi temperet arte domum:
+ Qua venit exoriens, qua deficit: unde coactis
+ Cornibus in plenum menstrua luna redit
+ Unde salo superant venti, quid flamine captet
+ Eurus, et in nubes unde perennis aqua;
+ Sit ventura dies mundi quae subruat arces....”
+ </pre>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“What god may govern with skill this dwelling of the world? whence
+ rises the monthly moon, whither wanes she? how is it that her horns
+ are contracted and reopen? whence do winds prevail on the main?
+ what does the east wind court with its blasts? and whence are the
+ clouds perpetually supplied with water? is a day to come which may
+ undermine the world?”&mdash;Propertius, iii. 5, 26.]
+
+ “Quaerite, quos agitat mundi labor.”
+
+ [“Ask whom the cares of the world trouble”&mdash;Lucan, i. 417.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In this universality, I suffer myself to be ignorantly and negligently led
+ by the general law of the world: I shall know it well enough when I feel
+ it; my learning cannot make it alter its course; it will not change itself
+ for me; ‘tis folly to hope it, and a greater folly to concern one’s
+ self about it, seeing it is necessarily alike public and common. The
+ goodness and capacity of the governor ought absolutely to discharge us of
+ all care of the government: philosophical inquisitions and contemplations
+ serve for no other use but to increase our curiosity. The philosophers;
+ with great reason, send us back to the rules of nature; but they have
+ nothing to do with so sublime a knowledge; they falsify them, and present
+ us her face painted with too high and too adulterate a complexion, whence
+ spring so many different pictures of so uniform a subject. As she has
+ given us feet to walk with, so has she given us prudence to guide us in
+ life: not so ingenious, robust, and pompous a prudence as that of their
+ invention; but yet one that is easy, quiet, and salutary, and that very
+ well performs what the other promises, in him who has the good luck to
+ know how to employ it sincerely and regularly, that is to say, according
+ to nature. The most simply to commit one’s self to nature is to do
+ it most wisely. Oh, what a soft, easy, and wholesome pillow is ignorance
+ and incuriosity, whereon to repose a well-ordered head!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had rather understand myself well in myself, than in Cicero. Of the
+ experience I have of myself, I find enough to make me wise, if I were but
+ a good scholar: whoever will call to mind the excess of his past anger,
+ and to what a degree that fever transported him, will see the deformity of
+ this passion better than in Aristotle, and conceive a more just hatred
+ against it; whoever will remember the ills he has undergone, those that
+ have threatened him, and the light occasions that have removed him from
+ one state to another, will by that prepare himself for future changes, and
+ the knowledge of his condition. The life of Caesar has no greater example
+ for us than our own: though popular and of command, ‘tis still a
+ life subject to all human accidents. Let us but listen to it; we apply to
+ ourselves all whereof we have principal need; whoever shall call to memory
+ how many and many times he has been mistaken in his own judgment, is he
+ not a great fool if he does not ever after suspect it? When I find myself
+ convinced, by the reason of another, of a false opinion, I do not so much
+ learn what he has said to me that is new and the particular ignorance&mdash;that
+ would be no great acquisition&mdash;as, in general, I learn my own
+ debility and the treachery of my understanding, whence I extract the
+ reformation of the whole mass. In all my other errors I do the same, and
+ find from this rule great utility to life; I regard not the species and
+ individual as a stone that I have stumbled at; I learn to suspect my steps
+ throughout, and am careful to place them right. To learn that a man has
+ said or done a foolish thing is nothing: a man must learn that he is
+ nothing but a fool, a much more ample, and important instruction. The
+ false steps that my memory has so often made, even then when it was most
+ secure and confident of itself, are not idly thrown away; it vainly swears
+ and assures me I shake my ears; the first opposition that is made to its
+ testimony puts me into suspense, and I durst not rely upon it in anything
+ of moment, nor warrant it in another person’s concerns: and were it
+ not that what I do for want of memory, others do more often for want of
+ good faith, I should always, in matter of fact, rather choose to take the
+ truth from another’s mouth than from my own. If every one would pry
+ into the effects and circumstances of the passions that sway him, as I
+ have done into those which I am most subject to, he would see them coming,
+ and would a little break their impetuosity and career; they do not always
+ seize us on a sudden; there is threatening and degrees
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Fluctus uti primo coepit cum albescere vento,
+ Paulatim sese tollit mare, et altius undas
+ Erigit, inde imo consurgit ad aethera fundo.”
+
+ [“As with the first wind the sea begins to foam, and swells, thence
+ higher swells, and higher raises the waves, till the ocean rises
+ from its depths to the sky.”&mdash;AEneid, vii. 528.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Judgment holds in me a magisterial seat; at least it carefully endeavours
+ to make it so: it leaves my appetites to take their own course, hatred and
+ friendship, nay, even that I bear to myself, without change or corruption;
+ if it cannot reform the other parts according to its own model, at least
+ it suffers not itself to be corrupted by them, but plays its game apart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The advice to every one, “to know themselves,” should be of
+ important effect, since that god of wisdom and light’ caused it to
+ be written on the front of his temple,&mdash;[At Delphi]&mdash;as
+ comprehending all he had to advise us. Plato says also, that prudence is
+ no other thing than the execution of this ordinance; and Socrates minutely
+ verifies it in Xenophon. The difficulties and obscurity are not discerned
+ in any science but by those who are got into it; for a certain degree of
+ intelligence is required to be able to know that a man knows not, and we
+ must push against a door to know whether it be bolted against us or no:
+ whence this Platonic subtlety springs, that “neither they who know
+ are to enquire, forasmuch as they know; nor they who do not know,
+ forasmuch as to inquire they must know what they inquire of.” So in
+ this, “of knowing a man’s self,” that every man is seen
+ so resolved and satisfied with himself, that every man thinks himself
+ sufficiently intelligent, signifies that every one knows nothing about the
+ matter; as Socrates gives Euthydemus to understand. I, who profess nothing
+ else, therein find so infinite a depth and variety, that all the fruit I
+ have reaped from my learning serves only to make me sensible how much I
+ have to learn. To my weakness, so often confessed, I owe the propension I
+ have to modesty, to the obedience of belief prescribed me, to a constant
+ coldness and moderation of opinions, and a hatred of that troublesome and
+ wrangling arrogance, wholly believing and trusting in itself, the capital
+ enemy of discipline and truth. Do but hear them domineer; the first
+ fopperies they utter, ‘tis in the style wherewith men establish
+ religions and laws:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nihil est turpius, quam cognitioni et perceptions
+ assertionem approbationemque praecurrere.”
+
+ [“Nothing is worse than that assertion and decision should precede
+ knowledge and perception.”&mdash;Cicero, Acad., i. 13.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Aristarchus said that anciently there were scarce seven sages to be found
+ in the world, and in his time scarce so many fools: have not we more
+ reason than he to say so in this age of ours? Affirmation and obstinacy
+ are express signs of want of wit. This fellow may have knocked his nose
+ against the ground a hundred times in a day, yet he will be at his Ergo’s
+ as resolute and sturdy as before. You would say he had had some new soul
+ and vigour of understanding infused into him since, and that it happened
+ to him, as to that ancient son of the earth, who took fresh courage and
+ vigour by his fall;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cui cum tetigere parentem,
+ jam defecta vigent renovata robore membra:”
+
+ [“Whose broken limbs, when they touched his mother earth,
+ immediately new force acquired.”&mdash;Lucan, iv. 599.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ does not this incorrigible coxcomb think that he assumes a new
+ understanding by undertaking a new dispute? ‘Tis by my own
+ experience that I accuse human ignorance, which is, in my opinion, the
+ surest part of the world’s school. Such as will not conclude it in
+ themselves, by so vain an example as mine, or their own, let them believe
+ it from Socrates, the master of masters; for the philosopher Antisthenes
+ said to his disciples, “Let us go and hear Socrates; there I will be
+ a pupil with you”; and, maintaining this doctrine of the Stoic sect,
+ “that virtue was sufficient to make a life completely happy, having
+ no need of any other thing whatever”; except of the force of
+ Socrates, added he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That long attention that I employ in considering myself, also fits rile to
+ judge tolerably enough of others; and there are few things whereof I speak
+ better and with better excuse. I happen very often more exactly to see and
+ distinguish the qualities of my friends than they do themselves: I have
+ astonished some with the pertinence of my description, and have given them
+ warning of themselves. By having from my infancy been accustomed to
+ contemplate my own life in those of others, I have acquired a complexion
+ studious in that particular; and when I am once interit upon it, I let few
+ things about me, whether countenances, humours, or discourses, that serve
+ to that purpose, escape me. I study all, both what I am to avoid and what
+ I am to follow. Also in my friends, I discover by their productions their
+ inward inclinations; not by arranging this infinite variety of so diverse
+ and unconnected actions into certain species and chapters, and distinctly
+ distributing my parcels and divisions under known heads and classes;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sed neque quam multae species, nec nomina quae sint,
+ Est numerus.”
+
+ [“But neither can we enumerate how many kinds there what are their
+ names.”&mdash;Virgil, Georg., ii. 103.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The wise speak and deliver their fancies more specifically, and piece by
+ piece; I, who see no further into things than as use informs me, present
+ mine generally without rule and experimentally: I pronounce my opinion by
+ disjointed articles, as a thing that cannot be spoken at once and in
+ gross; relation and conformity are not to be found in such low and common
+ souls as ours. Wisdom is a solid and entire building, of which every piece
+ keeps its place and bears its mark:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sola sapientia in se tota conversa est.”
+
+ [“Wisdom only is wholly within itself”&mdash;Cicero, De Fin., iii. 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I leave it to artists, and I know not whether or no they will be able to
+ bring it about, in so perplexed, minute, and fortuitous a thing, to
+ marshal into distinct bodies this infinite diversity of faces, to settle
+ our inconstancy, and set it in order. I do not only find it hard to piece
+ our actions to one another, but I moreover find it hard properly to design
+ each by itself by any principal quality, so ambiguous and variform they
+ are with diverse lights. That which is remarked for rare in Perseus, king
+ of Macedon, “that his mind, fixing itself to no one condition,
+ wandered in all sorts of living, and represented manners so wild and
+ erratic that it was neither known to himself or any other what kind of man
+ he was,” seems almost to fit all the world; and, especially, I have
+ seen another of his make, to whom I think this conclusion might more
+ properly be applied; no moderate settledness, still running headlong from
+ one extreme to another, upon occasions not to be guessed at; no line of
+ path without traverse and wonderful contrariety: no one quality simple and
+ unmixed; so that the best guess men can one day make will be, that he
+ affected and studied to make himself known by being not to be known. A man
+ had need have sound ears to hear himself frankly criticised; and as there
+ are few who can endure to hear it without being nettled, those who hazard
+ the undertaking it to us manifest a singular effect of friendship; for
+ ‘tis to love sincerely indeed, to venture to wound and offend us,
+ for our own good. I think it harsh to judge a man whose ill qualities are
+ more than his good ones: Plato requires three things in him who will
+ examine the soul of another: knowledge, benevolence, boldness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was sometimes asked, what I should have thought myself fit for, had any
+ one designed to make use of me, while I was of suitable years:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Dum melior vires sanguis dabat, aemula necdum
+ Temporibus geminis canebat sparsa senectus:”
+
+ [“Whilst better blood gave me vigour, and before envious old age
+ whitened and thinned my temples.”&mdash;AEneid, V. 415.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “for nothing,” said I; and I willingly excuse myself from
+ knowing anything which enslaves me to others. But I had told the truth to
+ my master,&mdash;[Was this Henri VI.? D.W.]&mdash;and had regulated his
+ manners, if he had so pleased, not in gross, by scholastic lessons, which
+ I understand not, and from which I see no true reformation spring in those
+ that do; but by observing them by leisure, at all opportunities, and
+ simply and naturally judging them as an eye-witness, distinctly one by
+ one; giving him to understand upon what terms he was in the common
+ opinion, in opposition to his flatterers. There is none of us who would
+ not be worse than kings, if so continually corrupted as they are with that
+ sort of canaille. How, if Alexander, that great king and philosopher,
+ cannot defend himself from them!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I should have had fidelity, judgment, and freedom enough for that purpose.
+ It would be a nameless office, otherwise it would lose its grace and its
+ effect; and ‘tis a part that is not indifferently fit for all men;
+ for truth itself has not the privilege to be spoken at all times and
+ indiscriminately; its use, noble as it is, has its circumspections and
+ limits. It often falls out, as the world goes, that a man lets it slip
+ into the ear of a prince, not only to no purpose, but moreover injuriously
+ and unjustly; and no man shall make me believe that a virtuous
+ remonstrance may not be viciously applied, and that the interest of the
+ substance is not often to give way to that of the form.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For such a purpose, I would have a man who is content with his own
+ fortune:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quod sit, esse velit, nihilque malit,”
+
+ [“Who is pleased with what he is and desires nothing further.”
+ &mdash;Martial, x. ii, 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and of moderate station; forasmuch as, on the one hand, he would not be
+ afraid to touch his master’s heart to the quick, for fear by that
+ means of losing his preferment: and, on the other hand, being of no high
+ quality, he would have more easy communication with all sorts of people. I
+ would have this office limited to only one person; for to allow the
+ privilege of his liberty and privacy to many, would beget an inconvenient
+ irreverence; and of that one, I would above all things require the
+ fidelity of silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A king is not to be believed when he brags of his constancy in standing
+ the shock of the enemy for his glory, if for his profit and amendment he
+ cannot stand the liberty of a friend’s advice, which has no other
+ power but to pinch his ear, the remainder of its effect being still in his
+ own hands. Now, there is no condition of men whatever who stand in so
+ great need of true and free advice and warning, as they do: they sustain a
+ public life, and have to satisfy the opinion of so many spectators, that,
+ as those about them conceal from them whatever should divert them from
+ their own way, they insensibly find themselves involved in the hatred and
+ detestation of their people, often upon occasions which they might have
+ avoided without any prejudice even of their pleasures themselves, had they
+ been advised and set right in time. Their favourites commonly have more
+ regard to themselves than to their master; and indeed it answers with
+ them, forasmuch as, in truth, most offices of real friendship, when
+ applied to the sovereign, are under a rude and dangerous hazard, so that
+ therein there is great need, not only of very great affection and freedom,
+ but of courage too.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In fine, all this hodge-podge which I scribble here, is nothing but a
+ register of the essays of my own life, which, for the internal soundness,
+ is exemplary enough to take instruction against the grain; but as to
+ bodily health, no man can furnish out more profitable experience than I,
+ who present it pure, and no way corrupted and changed by art or opinion.
+ Experience is properly upon its own dunghill in the subject of physic,
+ where reason wholly gives it place: Tiberius said that whoever had lived
+ twenty years ought to be responsible to himself for all things that were
+ hurtful or wholesome to him, and know how to order himself without physic;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [All that Suetonius says in his Life of Tiberius is that this
+ emperor, after he was thirty years old, governed his health without
+ the aid of physicians; and what Plutarch tells us, in his essay on
+ the Rules and Precepts of Health, is that Tiberius said that the man
+ who, having attained sixty years, held out his pulse to a physician
+ was a fool.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and he might have learned it of Socrates, who, advising his disciples to
+ be solicitous of their health as a chief study, added that it was hard if
+ a man of sense, having a care to his exercise and diet, did not better
+ know than any physician what was good or ill for him. And physic itself
+ professes always to have experience for the test of its operations: so
+ Plato had reason to say that, to be a right physician, it would be
+ necessary that he who would become such, should first himself have passed
+ through all the diseases he pretends to cure, and through all the
+ accidents and circumstances whereof he is to judge. ‘Tis but reason
+ they should get the pox, if they will know how to cure it; for my part, I
+ should put myself into such hands; the others but guide us, like him who
+ paints seas and rocks and ports sitting at table, and there makes the
+ model of a ship sailing in all security; but put him to the work itself,
+ he knows not at which end to begin. They make such a description of our
+ maladies as a town crier does of a lost horse or dog&mdash;such a color,
+ such a height, such an ear&mdash;but bring it to him and he knows it not,
+ for all that. If physic should one day give me some good and visible
+ relief, then truly I will cry out in good earnest:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Tandem effcaci do manus scientiae.”
+
+ [“Show me and efficacious science, and I will take it by the hand.”
+ &mdash;Horace, xvii. I.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The arts that promise to keep our bodies and souls in health promise a
+ great deal; but, withal, there are none that less keep their promise. And,
+ in our time, those who make profession of these arts amongst us, less
+ manifest the effects than any other sort of men; one may say of them, at
+ the most, that they sell medicinal drugs; but that they are physicians, a
+ man cannot say.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [The edition of 1588 adds: “Judging by themselves, and those
+ who are ruled by them.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I have lived long enough to be able to give an account of the custom that
+ has carried me so far; for him who has a mind to try it, as his taster, I
+ have made the experiment. Here are some of the articles, as my memory
+ shall supply me with them; I have no custom that has not varied according
+ to circumstances; but I only record those that I have been best acquainted
+ with, and that hitherto have had the greatest possession of me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My form of life is the same in sickness as in health; the same bed, the
+ same hours, the same meat, and even the same drink, serve me in both
+ conditions alike; I add nothing to them but the moderation of more or
+ less, according to my strength and appetite. My health is to maintain my
+ wonted state without disturbance. I see that sickness puts me off it on
+ one side, and if I will be ruled by the physicians, they will put me off
+ on the other; so that by fortune and by art I am out of my way. I believe
+ nothing more certainly than this, that I cannot be hurt by the use of
+ things to which I have been so long accustomed. ‘Tis for custom to
+ give a form to a man’s life, such as it pleases him; she is all in
+ all in that: ‘tis the potion of Circe, that varies our nature as she
+ best pleases. How many nations, and but three steps from us, think the
+ fear of the night-dew, that so manifestly is hurtful to us, a ridiculous
+ fancy; and our own watermen and peasants laugh at it. You make a German
+ sick if you lay him upon a mattress, as you do an Italian if you lay him
+ on a feather-bed, and a Frenchman, if without curtains or fire. A Spanish
+ stomach cannot hold out to eat as we can, nor ours to drink like the
+ Swiss. A German made me very merry at Augsburg, by finding fault with our
+ hearths, by the same arguments which we commonly make use of in decrying
+ their stoves: for, to say the truth, the smothered heat, and then the
+ smell of that heated matter of which the fire is composed, very much
+ offend such as are not used to them; not me; and, indeed, the heat being
+ always equal, constant, and universal, without flame, without smoke, and
+ without the wind that comes down our chimneys, they may many ways sustain
+ comparison with ours. Why do we not imitate the Roman architecture? for
+ they say that anciently fires were not made in the houses, but on the
+ outside, and at the foot of them, whence the heat was conveyed to the
+ whole fabric by pipes contrived in the wall, which were drawn twining
+ about the rooms that were to be warmed: which I have seen plainly
+ described somewhere in Seneca. This German hearing me commend the
+ conveniences and beauties of his city, which truly deserves it, began to
+ compassionate me that I had to leave it; and the first inconvenience he
+ alleged to me was, the heaviness of head that the chimneys elsewhere would
+ bring upon me. He had heard some one make this complaint, and fixed it
+ upon us, being by custom deprived of the means of perceiving it at home.
+ All heat that comes from the fire weakens and dulls me. Evenus said that
+ fire was the best condiment of life: I rather choose any other way of
+ making myself warm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are afraid to drink our wines, when toward the bottom of the cask; in
+ Portugal those fumes are reputed delicious, and it is the beverage of
+ princes. In short, every nation has many customs and usages that are not
+ only unknown to other nations, but savage and miraculous in their sight.
+ What should we do with those people who admit of no evidence that is not
+ in print, who believe not men if they are not in a book, nor truth if it
+ be not of competent age? we dignify our fopperies when we commit them to
+ the press: ‘tis of a great deal more weight to say, “I have
+ read such a thing,” than if you only say, “I have heard such a
+ thing.” But I, who no more disbelieve a man’s mouth than his
+ pen, and who know that men write as indiscreetly as they speak, and who
+ look upon this age as one that is past, as soon quote a friend as Aulus
+ Gelliusor Macrobius; and what I have seen, as what they have written. And,
+ as ‘tis held of virtue, that it is not greater for having continued
+ longer, so do I hold of truth, that for being older it is none the wiser.
+ I often say, that it is mere folly that makes us run after foreign and
+ scholastic examples; their fertility is the same now that it was in the
+ time of Homer and Plato. But is it not that we seek more honour from the
+ quotation, than from the truth of the matter in hand? As if it were more
+ to the purpose to borrow our proofs from the shops of Vascosan or Plantin,
+ than from what is to be seen in our own village; or else, indeed, that we
+ have not the wit to cull out and make useful what we see before us, and to
+ judge of it clearly enough to draw it into example: for if we say that we
+ want authority to give faith to our testimony, we speak from the purpose;
+ forasmuch as, in my opinion, of the most ordinary, common, and known
+ things, could we but find out their light, the greatest miracles of nature
+ might be formed, and the most wonderful examples, especially upon the
+ subject of human actions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, upon this subject, setting aside the examples I have gathered from
+ books, and what Aristotle says of Andron the Argian, that he travelled
+ over the arid sands of Lybia without drinking: a gentleman, who has very
+ well behaved himself in several employments, said, in a place where I was,
+ that he had ridden from Madrid to Lisbon, in the heat of summer, without
+ any drink at all. He is very healthful and vigorous for his age, and has
+ nothing extraordinary in the use of his life, but this, to live sometimes
+ two or three months, nay, a whole year, as he has told me, without
+ drinking. He is sometimes thirsty, but he lets it pass over, and he holds
+ that it is an appetite which easily goes off of itself; and he drinks more
+ out of caprice than either for need or pleasure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here is another example: ‘tis not long ago that I found one of the
+ learnedest men in France, among those of not inconsiderable fortune,
+ studying in a corner of a hall that they had separated for him with
+ tapestry, and about him a rabble of his servants full of licence. He told
+ me, and Seneca almost says the same of himself, he made an advantage of
+ this hubbub; that, beaten with this noise, he so much the more collected
+ and retired himself into himself for contemplation, and that this tempest
+ of voices drove back his thoughts within himself. Being a student at
+ Padua, he had his study so long situated amid the rattle of coaches and
+ the tumult of the square, that he not only formed himself to the contempt,
+ but even to the use of noise, for the service of his studies. Socrates
+ answered Alcibiades, who was astonished how he could endure the perpetual
+ scolding of his wife, “Why,” said he, “as those do who
+ are accustomed to the ordinary noise of wheels drawing water.” I am
+ quite otherwise; I have a tender head and easily discomposed; when ‘tis
+ bent upon anything, the least buzzing of a fly murders it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seneca in his youth having warmly espoused the example of Sextius, of
+ eating nothing that had died, for a whole year dispensed with such food,
+ and, as he said, with pleasure, and discontinued it that he might not be
+ suspected of taking up this rule from some new religion by which it was
+ prescribed: he adopted, in like manner, from the precepts of Attalus a
+ custom not to lie upon any sort of bedding that gave way under his weight,
+ and, even to his old age, made use of such as would not yield to any
+ pressure. What the usage of his time made him account roughness, that of
+ ours makes us look upon as effeminacy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Do but observe the difference betwixt the way of living of my labourers
+ and my own; the Scythians and Indians have nothing more remote both from
+ my capacity and my form. I have picked up charity boys to serve me: who
+ soon after have quitted both my kitchen and livery, only that they might
+ return to their former course of life; and I found one afterwards, picking
+ mussels out of the sewer for his dinner, whom I could neither by
+ entreaties nor threats reclaim from the sweetness he found in indigence.
+ Beggars have their magnificences and delights, as well as the rich, and,
+ ‘tis said, their dignities and polities. These are the effects of
+ custom; she can mould us, not only into what form she pleases (the sages
+ say we ought to apply ourselves to the best, which she will soon make easy
+ to us), but also to change and variation, which is the most noble and most
+ useful instruction of all she teaches us. The best of my bodily conditions
+ is that I am flexible and not very obstinate: I have inclinations more my
+ own and ordinary, and more agreeable than others; but I am diverted from
+ them with very little ado, and easily slip into a contrary course. A young
+ man ought to cross his own rules, to awaken his vigour and to keep it from
+ growing faint and rusty; and there is no course of life so weak and
+ sottish as that which is carried on by rule and discipline;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Ad primum lapidem vectari quum placet, hora
+ Sumitur ex libro; si prurit frictus ocelli
+ Angulus, inspecta genesi, collyria quaerit;”
+
+ [“When he is pleased to have himself carried to the first milestone,
+ the hour is chosen from the almanac; if he but rub the corner of his
+ eye, his horoscope having been examined, he seeks the aid of
+ salves.”&mdash;-Juvenal, vi. 576.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ he shall often throw himself even into excesses, if he will take my
+ advice; otherwise the least debauch will destroy him, and render him
+ troublesome and disagreeable in company. The worst quality in a well-bred
+ man is over-fastidiousness, and an obligation to a certain particular way;
+ and it is particular, if not pliable and supple. It is a kind of reproach,
+ not to be able, or not to dare, to do what we see those about us do; let
+ such as these stop at home. It is in every man unbecoming, but in a
+ soldier vicious and intolerable: who, as Philopcemen said, ought to
+ accustom himself to every variety and inequality of life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though I have been brought up, as much as was possible, to liberty and
+ independence, yet so it is that, growing old, and having by indifference
+ more settled upon certain forms (my age is now past instruction, and has
+ henceforward nothing to do but to keep itself up as well as it can),
+ custom has already, ere I was aware, so imprinted its character in me in
+ certain things, that I look upon it as a kind of excess to leave them off;
+ and, without a force upon myself, cannot sleep in the daytime, nor eat
+ between meals, nor breakfast, nor go to bed, without a great interval
+ betwixt eating and sleeping,&mdash;[Gastroesophogeal Reflux. D.W.]&mdash;as
+ of three hours after supper; nor get children but before I sleep, nor get
+ them standing; nor endure my own sweat; nor quench my thirst either with
+ pure water or pure wine; nor keep my head long bare, nor cut my hair after
+ dinner; and I should be as uneasy without my gloves as without my shirt,
+ or without washing when I rise from table or out of my bed; and I could
+ not lie without a canopy and curtains, as if they were essential things. I
+ could dine without a tablecloth, but without a clean napkin, after the
+ German fashion, very incommodiously; I foul them more than the Germans or
+ Italians do, and make but little use either of spoon or fork. I complain
+ that they did not keep up the fashion, begun after the example of kings,
+ to change our napkin at every service, as they do our plate. We are told
+ of that laborious soldier Marius that, growing old, he became nice in his
+ drink, and never drank but out of a particular cup of his own I, in like
+ manner, have suffered myself to fancy a certain form of glasses, and not
+ willingly to drink in common glasses, no more than from a strange common
+ hand: all metal offends me in comparison of a clear and transparent
+ matter: let my eyes taste, too, according to their capacity. I owe several
+ other such niceties to custom. Nature has also, on the other side, helped
+ me to some of hers: as not to be able to endure more than two full meals
+ in one day, without overcharging my stomach, nor a total abstinence from
+ one of those meals without filling myself with wind, drying up my mouth,
+ and dulling my appetite; the finding great inconvenience from overmuch
+ evening air; for of late years, in night marches, which often happen to be
+ all night long, after five or six hours my stomach begins to be queasy,
+ with a violent pain in my head, so that I always vomit before the day can
+ break. When the others go to breakfast, I go to sleep; and when I rise, I
+ am as brisk and gay as before. I had always been told that the night dew
+ never rises but in the beginning of the night; but for some years past,
+ long and familiar intercourse with a lord, possessed with the opinion that
+ the night dew is more sharp and dangerous about the declining of the sun,
+ an hour or two before it sets, which he carefully avoids, and despises
+ that of the night, he almost impressed upon me, not so much his reasoning
+ as his experiences. What, shall mere doubt and inquiry strike our
+ imagination, so as to change us? Such as absolutely and on a sudden give
+ way to these propensions, draw total destruction upon themselves. I am
+ sorry for several gentlemen who, through the folly of their physicians,
+ have in their youth and health wholly shut themselves up: it were better
+ to endure a cough, than, by disuse, for ever to lose the commerce of
+ common life in things of so great utility. Malignant science, to interdict
+ us the most pleasant hours of the day! Let us keep our possession to the
+ last; for the most part, a man hardens himself by being obstinate, and
+ corrects his constitution, as Caesar did the falling sickness, by dint of
+ contempt. A man should addict himself to the best rules, but not enslave
+ himself to them, except to such, if there be any such, where obligation
+ and servitude are of profit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Both kings and philosophers go to stool, and ladies too; public lives are
+ bound to ceremony; mine, that is obscure and private, enjoys all natural
+ dispensation; soldier and Gascon are also qualities a little subject to
+ indiscretion; wherefore I shall say of this act of relieving nature, that
+ it is desirable to refer it to certain prescribed and nocturnal hours, and
+ compel one’s self to this by custom, as I have done; but not to
+ subject one’s self, as I have done in my declining years, to a
+ particular convenience of place and seat for that purpose, and make it
+ troublesome by long sitting; and yet, in the fouler offices, is it not in
+ some measure excusable to require more care and cleanliness?
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Naturt homo mundum et elegans animal est.”
+
+ [“Man is by nature a clean and delicate creature.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 92.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Of all the actions of nature, I am the most impatient of being interrupted
+ in that. I have seen many soldiers troubled with the unruliness of their
+ bellies; whereas mine and I never fail of our punctual assignation, which
+ is at leaping out of bed, if some indispensable business or sickness does
+ not molest us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I think then, as I said before, that sick men cannot better place
+ themselves anywhere in more safety, than in sitting still in that course
+ of life wherein they have been bred and trained up; change, be it what it
+ will, distempers and puts one out. Do you believe that chestnuts can hurt
+ a Perigordin or a Lucchese, or milk and cheese the mountain people? We
+ enjoin them not only a new, but a contrary, method of life; a change that
+ the healthful cannot endure. Prescribe water to a Breton of threescore and
+ ten; shut a seaman up in a stove; forbid a Basque footman to walk: you
+ will deprive them of motion, and in the end of air and light:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “An vivere tanti est?
+ Cogimur a suetis animum suspendere rebus,
+ Atque, ut vivamus, vivere desinimus. .
+ Hos superesse reor, quibus et spirabilis aer
+ Et lux, qua regimur, redditur ipsa gravis.”
+
+ [“Is life worth so much? We are compelled to withhold the mind
+ from things to which we are accustomed; and, that we may live, we
+ cease to live . . . . Do I conceive that they still live, to
+ whom the respirable air, and the light itself, by which we are
+ governed, is rendered oppressive?”
+ &mdash;Pseudo-Gallus, Eclog., i. 155, 247.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ If they do no other good, they do this at least, that they prepare
+ patients betimes for death, by little and little undermining and cutting
+ off the use of life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Both well and sick, I have ever willingly suffered myself to obey the
+ appetites that pressed upon me. I give great rein to my desires and
+ propensities; I do not love to cure one disease by another; I hate
+ remedies that are more troublesome than the disease itself. To be subject
+ to the colic and subject to abstain from eating oysters are two evils
+ instead of one; the disease torments us on the one side, and the remedy on
+ the other. Since we are ever in danger of mistaking, let us rather run the
+ hazard of a mistake, after we have had the pleasure. The world proceeds
+ quite the other way, and thinks nothing profitable that is not painful; it
+ has great suspicion of facility. My appetite, in various things, has of
+ its own accord happily enough accommodated itself to the health of my
+ stomach. Relish and pungency in sauces were pleasant to me when young; my
+ stomach disliking them since, my taste incontinently followed. Wine is
+ hurtful to sick people, and ‘tis the first thing that my mouth then
+ finds distasteful, and with an invincible dislike. Whatever I take against
+ my liking does me harm; and nothing hurts me that I eat with appetite and
+ delight. I never received harm by any action that was very pleasant to me;
+ and accordingly have made all medicinal conclusions largely give way to my
+ pleasure; and I have, when I was young,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quem circumcursans huc atque huc saepe Cupido
+ Fulgebat crocink splendidus in tunic.”
+
+ [“When Cupid, fluttering round me here and there, shone in his rich
+ purple mantle.”&mdash;Catullus, lxvi. 133.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ given myself the rein as licentiously and inconsiderately to the desire
+ that was predominant in me, as any other whomsoever:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Et militavi non sine gloria;”
+
+ [“And I have played the soldier not ingloriously.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 26, 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ yet more in continuation and holding out, than in sally:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sex me vix memini sustinuisse vices.”
+
+ [“I can scarcely remember six bouts in one night”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Amor., iii. 7, 26.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis certainly a misfortune and a miracle at once to confess at what
+ a tender age I first came under the subjection of love: it was, indeed, by
+ chance; for it was long before the years of choice or knowledge; I do not
+ remember myself so far back; and my fortune may well be coupled with that
+ of Quartilla, who could not remember when she was a maid:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Inde tragus, celeresque pili, mirandaque matri
+ Barba meae.”
+
+ [“Thence the odour of the arm-pits, the precocious hair, and the
+ beard which astonished my mother.”&mdash;Martial, xi. 22, 7.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Physicians modify their rules according to the violent longings that
+ happen to sick persons, ordinarily with good success; this great desire
+ cannot be imagined so strange and vicious, but that nature must have a
+ hand in it. And then how easy a thing is it to satisfy the fancy? In my
+ opinion; this part wholly carries it, at least, above all the rest. The
+ most grievous and ordinary evils are those that fancy loads us with; this
+ Spanish saying pleases me in several aspects:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Defenda me Dios de me.”
+
+ [“God defend me from myself.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am sorry when I am sick, that I have not some longing that might give me
+ the pleasure of satisfying it; all the rules of physic would hardly be
+ able to divert me from it. I do the same when I am well; I can see very
+ little more to be hoped or wished for. ‘Twere pity a man should be
+ so weak and languishing, as not to have even wishing left to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The art of physic is not so fixed, that we need be without authority for
+ whatever we do; it changes according to climates and moons, according to
+ Fernel and to Scaliger.&mdash;[Physicians to Henry II.]&mdash;If your
+ physician does not think it good for you to sleep, to drink wine, or to
+ eat such and such meats, never trouble yourself; I will find you another
+ that shall not be of his opinion; the diversity of medical arguments and
+ opinions embraces all sorts and forms. I saw a miserable sick person
+ panting and burning for thirst, that he might be cured, who was afterwards
+ laughed at for his pains by another physician, who condemned that advice
+ as prejudicial to him: had he not tormented himself to good purpose? There
+ lately died of the stone a man of that profession, who had made use of
+ extreme abstinence to contend with his disease: his fellow-physicians say
+ that, on the contrary, this abstinence had dried him up and baked the
+ gravel in his kidneys.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have observed, that both in wounds and sicknesses, speaking discomposes
+ and hurts me, as much as any irregularity I can commit. My voice pains and
+ tires me, for ‘tis loud and forced; so that when I have gone to a
+ whisper some great persons about affairs of consequence, they have often
+ desired me to moderate my voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This story is worth a diversion. Some one in a certain Greek school
+ speaking loud as I do, the master of the ceremonies sent to him to speak
+ softly: “Tell him, then, he must send me,” replied the other,
+ “the tone he would have me speak in.” To which the other
+ replied, “That he should take the tone from the ears of him to whom
+ he spake.” It was well said, if it is to be understood: “Speak
+ according to the affair you are speaking about to your auditor,” for
+ if it mean, “‘tis sufficient that he hear you, or govern
+ yourself by him,” I do not find it to be reason. The tone and motion
+ of my voice carries with it a great deal of the expression and
+ signification of my meaning, and ‘tis I who am to govern it, to make
+ myself understood: there is a voice to instruct, a voice to flatter, and a
+ voice to reprehend. I will not only that my voice reach him, but,
+ peradventure, that it strike and pierce him. When I rate my valet with
+ sharp and bitter language, it would be very pretty for him to say; “Pray,
+ master, speak lower; I hear you very well”:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Est quaedam vox ad auditum accommodata,
+ non magnitudine, sed proprietate.”
+
+ [“There is a certain voice accommodated to the hearing, not by its
+ loudness, but by its propriety.”&mdash;Quintilian, xi. 3.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Speaking is half his who speaks, and half his who hears; the latter ought
+ to prepare himself to receive it, according to its bias; as with
+ tennis-players, he who receives the ball, shifts and prepares, according
+ as he sees him move who strikes the stroke, and according to the stroke
+ itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Experience has, moreover, taught me this, that we ruin ourselves by
+ impatience. Evils have their life and limits, their diseases and their
+ recovery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The constitution of maladies is formed by the pattern of the constitution
+ of animals; they have their fortune and their days limited from their
+ birth; he who attempts imperiously to cut them short by force in the
+ middle of their course, lengthens and multiplies them, and incenses
+ instead of appeasing them. I am of Crantor’s opinion, that we are
+ neither obstinately and deafly to oppose evils, nor succumb to them from
+ want of courage; but that we are naturally to give way to them, according
+ to their condition and our own. We ought to grant free passage to
+ diseases; I find they stay less with me, who let them alone; and I have
+ lost some, reputed the most tenacious and obstinate, by their own decay,
+ without help and without art, and contrary to its rules. Let us a little
+ permit Nature to take her own way; she better understands her own affairs
+ than we. But such an one died of it; and so shall you: if not of that
+ disease, of another. And how many have not escaped dying, who have had
+ three physicians at their tails? Example is a vague and universal mirror,
+ and of various reflections. If it be a delicious medicine, take it:
+ ‘tis always so much present good. I will never stick at the name nor
+ the colour, if it be pleasant and grateful to the palate: pleasure is one
+ of the chiefest kinds of profit. I have suffered colds, gouty defluxions,
+ relaxations, palpitations of the heart, megrims, and other accidents, to
+ grow old and die in time a natural death. I have so lost them when I was
+ half fit to keep them: they are sooner prevailed upon by courtesy than
+ huffing. We must patiently suffer the laws of our condition; we are born
+ to grow old, to grow weak, and to be sick, in despite of all medicine.
+ ‘Tis the first lesson the Mexicans teach their children; so soon as
+ ever they are born they thus salute them: “Thou art come into the
+ world, child, to endure: endure, suffer, and say nothing.” ‘Tis
+ injustice to lament that which has befallen any one which may befall every
+ one:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Indignare, si quid in to inique proprio constitutum est.”
+
+ [“Then be angry, when there is anything unjustly decreed against
+ thee alone.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 91.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ See an old man who begs of God that he will maintain his health vigorous
+ and entire; that is to say, that he restore him to youth:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Stulte, quid haec frustra votis puerilibus optas?”
+
+ [“Fool! why do you vainly form these puerile wishes?”
+ &mdash;Ovid., Trist., 111. 8, II.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ is it not folly? his condition is not capable of it. The gout, the stone,
+ and indigestion are symptoms of long years; as heat, rains, and winds are
+ of long journeys. Plato does not believe that AEsculapius troubled himself
+ to provide by regimen to prolong life in a weak and wasted body, useless
+ to his country and to his profession, or to beget healthful and robust
+ children; and does not think this care suitable to the Divine justice and
+ prudence, which is to direct all things to utility. My good friend, your
+ business is done; nobody can restore you; they can, at the most, but patch
+ you up, and prop you a little, and by that means prolong your misery an
+ hour or two:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non secus instantem cupiens fulcire ruinam,
+ Diversis contra nititur obiicibus;
+ Donec certa dies, omni compage soluta,
+ Ipsum cum rebus subruat auxilium.”
+
+ [“Like one who, desiring to stay an impending ruin, places various
+ props against it, till, in a short time, the house, the props, and
+ all, giving way, fall together.”&mdash;Pseudo-Gallus, i. 171.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We must learn to suffer what we cannot evade; our life, like the harmony
+ of the world, is composed of contrary things&mdash;of diverse tones, sweet
+ and harsh, sharp and flat, sprightly and solemn: the musician who should
+ only affect some of these, what would he be able to do? he must know how
+ to make use of them all, and to mix them; and so we should mingle the
+ goods and evils which are consubstantial with our life; our being cannot
+ subsist without this mixture, and the one part is no less necessary to it
+ than the other. To attempt to combat natural necessity, is to represent
+ the folly of Ctesiphon, who undertook to kick with his mule.&mdash;[Plutarch,
+ How to restrain Anger, c. 8.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I consult little about the alterations I feel: for these doctors take
+ advantage; when they have you at their mercy, they surfeit your ears with
+ their prognostics; and formerly surprising me, weakened with sickness,
+ injuriously handled me with their dogmas and magisterial fopperies&mdash;one
+ while menacing me with great pains, and another with approaching death.
+ Hereby I was indeed moved and shaken, but not subdued nor jostled from my
+ place; and though my judgment was neither altered nor distracted, yet it
+ was at least disturbed: ‘tis always agitation and combat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, I use my imagination as gently as I can, and would discharge it, if I
+ could, of all trouble and contest; a man must assist, flatter, and deceive
+ it, if he can; my mind is fit for that office; it needs no appearances
+ throughout: could it persuade as it preaches, it would successfully
+ relieve me. Will you have an example? It tells me: “that ‘tis
+ for my good to have the stone: that the structure of my age must naturally
+ suffer some decay, and it is now time it should begin to disjoin and to
+ confess a breach; ‘tis a common necessity, and there is nothing in
+ it either miraculous or new; I therein pay what is due to old age, and I
+ cannot expect a better bargain; that society ought to comfort me, being
+ fallen into the most common infirmity of my age; I see everywhere men
+ tormented with the same disease, and am honoured by the fellowship,
+ forasmuch as men of the best quality are most frequently afflicted with
+ it: ‘tis a noble and dignified disease: that of such as are struck
+ with it, few have it to a less degree of pain; that these are put to the
+ trouble of a strict diet and the daily taking of nauseous potions, whereas
+ I owe my better state purely to my good fortune; for some ordinary broths
+ of eringo or burst-wort that I have twice or thrice taken to oblige the
+ ladies, who, with greater kindness than my pain was sharp, would needs
+ present me half of theirs, seemed to me equally easy to take and fruitless
+ in operation, the others have to pay a thousand vows to AEsculapius, and
+ as many crowns to their physicians, for the voiding a little gravel, which
+ I often do by the aid of nature: even the decorum of my countenance is not
+ disturbed in company; and I can hold my water ten hours, and as long as
+ any man in health. The fear of this disease,” says my mind, “formerly
+ affrighted thee, when it was unknown to thee; the cries and despairing
+ groans of those who make it worse by their impatience, begot a horror in
+ thee. ‘Tis an infirmity that punishes the members by which thou hast
+ most offended. Thou art a conscientious fellow;”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quae venit indigne poena, dolenda venit:”
+
+ [“We are entitled to complain of a punishment that we have not
+ deserved.”&mdash;Ovid, Heroid., v. 8.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ “consider this chastisement: ‘tis very easy in comparison of
+ others, and inflicted with a paternal tenderness: do but observe how late
+ it comes; it only seizes on and incommodes that part of thy life which is,
+ one way and another, sterile and lost; having, as it were by composition,
+ given time for the licence and pleasures of thy youth. The fear and the
+ compassion that the people have of this disease serve thee for matter of
+ glory; a quality whereof if thou bast thy judgment purified, and that thy
+ reason has somewhat cured it, thy friends notwithstanding, discern some
+ tincture in thy complexion. ‘Tis a pleasure to hear it said of
+ oneself what strength of mind, what patience! Thou art seen to sweat with
+ pain, to turn pale and red, to tremble, to vomit blood, to suffer strange
+ contractions and convulsions, at times to let great tears drop from thine
+ eyes, to urine thick, black, and dreadful water, or to have it suppressed
+ by some sharp and craggy stone, that cruelly pricks and tears the neck of
+ the bladder, whilst all the while thou entertainest the company with an
+ ordinary countenance; droning by fits with thy people; making one in a
+ continuous discourse, now and then making excuse for thy pain, and
+ representing thy suffering less than it is. Dost thou call to mind the men
+ of past times, who so greedily sought diseases to keep their virtue in
+ breath and exercise? Put the case that nature sets thee on and impels thee
+ to this glorious school, into which thou wouldst never have entered of thy
+ own free will. If thou tellest me that it is a dangerous and mortal
+ disease, what others are not so? for ‘tis a physical cheat to expect
+ any that they say do not go direct to death: what matters if they go
+ thither by accident, or if they easily slide and slip into the path that
+ leads us to it? But thou dost not die because thou art sick; thou diest
+ because thou art living: death kills thee without the help of sickness:
+ and sickness has deferred death in some, who have lived longer by reason
+ that they thought themselves always dying; to which may be added, that as
+ in wounds, so in diseases, some are medicinal and wholesome. The stone is
+ often no less long-lived than you; we see men with whom it has continued
+ from their infancy even to their extreme old age; and if they had not
+ broken company, it would have been with them longer still; you more often
+ kill it than it kills you. And though it should present to you the image
+ of approaching death, were it not a good office to a man of such an age,
+ to put him in mind of his end? And, which is worse, thou hast no longer
+ anything that should make thee desire to be cured. Whether or no, common
+ necessity will soon call thee away. Do but consider how skilfully and
+ gently she puts thee out of concern with life, and weans thee from the
+ world; not forcing thee with a tyrannical subjection, like so many other
+ infirmities which thou seest old men afflicted withal, that hold them in
+ continual torment, and keep them in perpetual and unintermitted weakness
+ and pains, but by warnings and instructions at intervals, intermixing long
+ pauses of repose, as it were to give thee opportunity to meditate and
+ ruminate upon thy lesson, at thy own ease and leisure. To give thee means
+ to judge aright, and to assume the resolution of a man of courage, it
+ presents to thee the state of thy entire condition, both in good and evil;
+ and one while a very cheerful and another an insupportable life, in one
+ and the same day. If thou embracest not death, at least thou shakest hands
+ with it once a month; whence thou hast more cause to hope that it will one
+ day surprise thee without menace; and that being so often conducted to the
+ water-side, but still thinking thyself to be upon the accustomed terms,
+ thou and thy confidence will at one time or another be unexpectedly wafted
+ over. A man cannot reasonably complain of diseases that fairly divide the
+ time with health.”
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am obliged to Fortune for having so often assaulted me with the same
+ sort of weapons: she forms and fashions me by use, hardens and habituates
+ me, so that I can know within a little for how much I shall be quit. For
+ want of natural memory, I make one of paper; and as any new symptom
+ happens in my disease, I set it down, whence it falls out that, having now
+ almost passed through all sorts of examples, if anything striking
+ threatens me, turning over these little loose notes, as the Sybilline
+ leaves, I never fail of finding matter of consolation from some favourable
+ prognostic in my past experience. Custom also makes me hope better for the
+ time to come; for, the conduct of this clearing out having so long
+ continued, ‘tis to be believed that nature will not alter her
+ course, and that no other worse accident will happen than what I already
+ feel. And besides, the condition of this disease is not unsuitable to my
+ prompt and sudden complexion: when it assaults me gently, I am afraid, for
+ ‘tis then for a great while; but it has, naturally, brisk and
+ vigorous excesses; it claws me to purpose for a day or two. My kidneys
+ held out an age without alteration; and I have almost now lived another,
+ since they changed their state; evils have their periods, as well as
+ benefits: peradventure, the infirmity draws towards an end. Age weakens
+ the heat of my stomach, and, its digestion being less perfect, sends this
+ crude matter to my kidneys; why, at a certain revolution, may not the heat
+ of my kidneys be also abated, so that they can no more petrify my phlegm,
+ and nature find out some other way of purgation. Years have evidently
+ helped me to drain certain rheums; and why not these excrements which
+ furnish matter for gravel? But is there anything delightful in comparison
+ of this sudden change, when from an excessive pain, I come, by the voiding
+ of a stone, to recover, as by a flash of lightning, the beautiful light of
+ health, so free and full, as it happens in our sudden and sharpest colics?
+ Is there anything in the pain suffered, that one can counterpoise to the
+ pleasure of so sudden an amendment? Oh, how much does health seem the more
+ pleasant to me, after a sickness so near and so contiguous, that I can
+ distinguish them in the presence of one another, in their greatest show;
+ when they appear in emulation, as if to make head against and dispute it
+ with one another! As the Stoics say that vices are profitably introduced
+ to give value to and to set off virtue, we can, with better reason and
+ less temerity of conjecture, say that nature has given us pain for the
+ honour and service of pleasure and indolence. When Socrates, after his
+ fetters were knocked off, felt the pleasure of that itching which the
+ weight of them had caused in his legs, he rejoiced to consider the strict
+ alliance betwixt pain and pleasure; how they are linked together by a
+ necessary connection, so that by turns they follow and mutually beget one
+ another; and cried out to good AEsop, that he ought out of this
+ consideration to have taken matter for a fine fable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The worst that I see in other diseases is, that they are not so grievous
+ in their effect as they are in their issue: a man is a whole year in
+ recovering, and all the while full of weakness and fear. There is so much
+ hazard, and so many steps to arrive at safety, that there is no end on’t
+ before they have unmuffled you of a kerchief, and then of a cap, before
+ they allow you to walk abroad and take the air, to drink wine, to lie with
+ your wife, to eat melons, ‘tis odds you relapse into some new
+ distemper. The stone has this privilege, that it carries itself clean off:
+ whereas the other maladies always leave behind them some impression and
+ alteration that render the body subject to a new disease, and lend a hand
+ to one another. Those are excusable that content themselves with
+ possessing us, without extending farther and introducing their followers;
+ but courteous and kind are those whose passage brings us any profitable
+ issue. Since I have been troubled with the stone, I find myself freed from
+ all other accidents, much more, methinks, than I was before, and have
+ never had any fever since; I argue that the extreme and frequent vomitings
+ that I am subject to purge me: and, on the other hand, my distastes for
+ this and that, and the strange fasts I am forced to keep, digest my
+ peccant humours, and nature, with those stones, voids whatever there is in
+ me superfluous and hurtful. Let them never tell me that it is a medicine
+ too dear bought: for what avail so many stinking draughts, so many
+ caustics, incisions, sweats, setons, diets, and so many other methods of
+ cure, which often, by reason we are not able to undergo their violence and
+ importunity, bring us to our graves? So that when I have the stone, I look
+ upon it as physic; when free from it, as an absolute deliverance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here is another particular benefit of my disease; which is, that it
+ almost plays its game by itself, and lets ‘me play mine, if I have
+ only courage to do it; for, in its greatest fury, I have endured it ten
+ hours together on horseback. Do but endure only; you need no other regimen
+ play, run, dine, do this and t’other, if you can; your debauch will
+ do you more good than harm; say as much to one that has the pox, the gout,
+ or hernia! The other diseases have more universal obligations; rack our
+ actions after another kind of manner, disturb our whole order, and to
+ their consideration engage the whole state of life: this only pinches the
+ skin; it leaves the understanding and the will wholly at our own disposal,
+ and the tongue, the hands, and the feet; it rather awakens than stupefies
+ you. The soul is struck with the ardour of a fever, overwhelmed with an
+ epilepsy, and displaced by a sharp megrim, and, in short, astounded by all
+ the diseases that hurt the whole mass and the most noble parts; this never
+ meddles with the soul; if anything goes amiss with her, ‘tis her own
+ fault; she betrays, dismounts, and abandons herself. There are none but
+ fools who suffer themselves to be persuaded that this hard and massive
+ body which is baked in our kidneys is to be dissolved by drinks;
+ wherefore, when it is once stirred, there is nothing to be done but to
+ give it passage; and, for that matter, it will itself make one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I moreover observe this particular convenience in it, that it is a disease
+ wherein we have little to guess at: we are dispensed from the trouble into
+ which other diseases throw us by the uncertainty of their causes,
+ conditions, and progress; a trouble that is infinitely painful: we have no
+ need of consultations and doctoral interpretations; the senses well enough
+ inform us both what it is and where it is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By suchlike arguments, weak and strong, as Cicero with the disease of his
+ old age, I try to rock asleep and amuse my imagination, and to dress its
+ wounds. If I find them worse tomorrow, I will provide new stratagems. That
+ this is true: I am come to that pass of late, that the least motion forces
+ pure blood out of my kidneys: what of that? I move about, nevertheless, as
+ before, and ride after my hounds with a juvenile and insolent ardour; and
+ hold that I have very good satisfaction for an accident of that
+ importance, when it costs me no more but a dull heaviness and uneasiness
+ in that part; ‘tis some great stone that wastes and consumes the
+ substance of my kidneys and my life, which I by little and little
+ evacuate, not without some natural pleasure, as an excrement henceforward
+ superfluous and troublesome. Now if I feel anything stirring, do not fancy
+ that I trouble myself to consult my pulse or my urine, thereby to put
+ myself upon some annoying prevention; I shall soon enough feel the pain,
+ without making it more and longer by the disease of fear. He who fears he
+ shall suffer, already suffers what he fears. To which may be added that
+ the doubts and ignorance of those who take upon them to expound the
+ designs of nature and her internal progressions, and the many false
+ prognostics of their art, ought to give us to understand that her ways are
+ inscrutable and utterly unknown; there is great uncertainty, variety, and
+ obscurity in what she either promises or threatens. Old age excepted,
+ which is an indubitable sign of the approach of death, in all other
+ accidents I see few signs of the future, whereon we may ground our
+ divination. I only judge of myself by actual sensation, not by reasoning:
+ to what end, since I am resolved to bring nothing to it but expectation
+ and patience? Will you know how much I get by this? observe those who do
+ otherwise, and who rely upon so many diverse persuasions and counsels; how
+ often the imagination presses upon them without any bodily pain. I have
+ many times amused myself, being well and in safety, and quite free from
+ these dangerous attacks in communicating them to the physicians as then
+ beginning to discover themselves in me; I underwent the decree of their
+ dreadful conclusions, being all the while quite at my ease, and so much
+ the more obliged to the favour of God and better satisfied of the vanity
+ of this art.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is nothing that ought so much to be recommended to youth as activity
+ and vigilance our life is nothing but movement. I bestir myself with great
+ difficulty, and am slow in everything, whether in rising, going to bed, or
+ eating: seven of the clock in the morning is early for me, and where I
+ rule, I never dine before eleven, nor sup till after six. I formerly
+ attributed the cause of the fevers and other diseases I fell into to the
+ heaviness that long sleeping had brought upon me, and have ever repented
+ going to sleep again in the morning. Plato is more angry at excess of
+ sleeping than at excess of drinking. I love to lie hard and alone, even
+ without my wife, as kings do; pretty well covered with clothes. They never
+ warm my bed, but since I have grown old they give me at need cloths to lay
+ to my feet and stomach. They found fault with the great Scipio that he was
+ a great sleeper; not, in my opinion, for any other reason than that men
+ were displeased that he alone should have nothing in him to be found fault
+ with. If I am anything fastidious in my way of living ‘tis rather in
+ my lying than anything else; but generally I give way and accommodate
+ myself as well as any one to necessity. Sleeping has taken up a great part
+ of my life, and I yet continue, at the age I now am, to sleep eight or
+ nine hours at one breath. I wean myself with utility from this proneness
+ to sloth, and am evidently the better for so doing. I find the change a
+ little hard indeed, but in three days ‘tis over; and I see but few
+ who live with less sleep, when need requires, and who more constantly
+ exercise themselves, or to whom long journeys are less troublesome. My
+ body is capable of a firm, but not of a violent or sudden agitation. I
+ escape of late from violent exercises, and such as make me sweat: my limbs
+ grow weary before they are warm. I can stand a whole day together, and am
+ never weary of walking; but from my youth I have ever preferred to ride
+ upon paved roads; on foot, I get up to the haunches in dirt, and little
+ fellows as I am are subject in the streets to be elbowed and jostled for
+ want of presence; I have ever loved to repose myself, whether sitting or
+ lying, with my heels as high or higher than my seat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no profession as pleasant as the military, a profession both
+ noble in its execution (for valour is the stoutest, proudest, and most
+ generous of all virtues), and noble in its cause: there is no utility
+ either more universal or more just than the protection of the peace and
+ greatness of one’s country. The company of so many noble, young, and
+ active men delights you; the ordinary sight of so many tragic spectacles;
+ the freedom of the conversation, without art; a masculine and
+ unceremonious way of living, please you; the variety of a thousand several
+ actions; the encouraging harmony of martial music that ravishes and
+ inflames both your ears and souls; the honour of this occupation, nay,
+ even its hardships and difficulties, which Plato holds so light that in
+ his Republic he makes women and children share in them, are delightful to
+ you. You put yourself voluntarily upon particular exploits and hazards,
+ according as you judge of their lustre and importance; and, a volunteer,
+ find even life itself excusably employed:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Pulchrumque mori succurrit in armis.”
+
+ [“‘Tis fine to die sword in hand.” (“And he remembers that it
+ is honourable to die in arms.”)&mdash;AEneid, ii. 317.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To fear common dangers that concern so great a multitude of men; not to
+ dare to do what so many sorts of souls, what a whole people dare, is for a
+ heart that is poor and mean beyond all measure: company encourages even
+ children. If others excel you in knowledge, in gracefulness, in strength,
+ or fortune, you have alternative resources at your disposal; but to give
+ place to them in stability of mind, you can blame no one for that but
+ yourself. Death is more abject, more languishing and troublesome, in bed
+ than in a fight: fevers and catarrhs as painful and mortal as a
+ musket-shot. Whoever has fortified himself valiantly to bear the accidents
+ of common life need not raise his courage to be a soldier:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vivere, mi Lucili, militare est.”
+
+ [“To live, my Lucilius, is (to make war) to be a soldier.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 96.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I do not remember that I ever had the itch, and yet scratching is one of
+ nature’s sweetest gratifications, and so much at hand; but
+ repentance follows too near. I use it most in my ears, which are at
+ intervals apt to itch.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I came into the world with all my senses entire, even to perfection. My
+ stomach is commodiously good, as also is my head and my breath; and, for
+ the most part, uphold themselves so in the height of fevers. I have passed
+ the age to which some nations, not without reason, have prescribed so just
+ a term of life that they would not suffer men to exceed it; and yet I have
+ some intermissions, though short and inconstant, so clean and sound as to
+ be little inferior to the health and pleasantness of my youth. I do not
+ speak of vigour and sprightliness; ‘tis not reason they should
+ follow me beyond their limits:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Non hoc amplius est liminis, aut aquae
+ Coelestis, patiens latus.”
+
+ [“I am no longer able to stand waiting at a door in the rain.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 10, 9.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ My face and eyes presently discover my condition; all my alterations begin
+ there, and appear somewhat worse than they really are; my friends often
+ pity me before I feel the cause in myself. My looking-glass does not
+ frighten me; for even in my youth it has befallen me more than once to
+ have a scurvy complexion and of ill augury, without any great consequence,
+ so that the physicians, not finding any cause within answerable to that
+ outward alteration, attributed it to the mind and to some secret passion
+ that tormented me within; but they were deceived. If my body would govern
+ itself as well, according to my rule, as my mind does, we should move a
+ little more at our ease. My mind was then not only free from trouble, but,
+ moreover, full of joy and satisfaction, as it commonly is, half by its
+ complexion, half by its design:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nec vitiant artus aegrae contagia mentis.”
+
+ [“Nor do the troubles of the body ever affect my mind.”
+ &mdash;Ovid, Trist., iii. 8, 25.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am of the opinion that this temperature of my soul has often raised my
+ body from its lapses; this is often depressed; if the other be not brisk
+ and gay, ‘tis at least tranquil and at rest. I had a quartan ague
+ four or five months, that made me look miserably ill; my mind was always,
+ if not calm, yet pleasant. If the pain be without me, the weakness and
+ languor do not much afflict me; I see various corporal faintings, that
+ beget a horror in me but to name, which yet I should less fear than a
+ thousand passions and agitations of the mind that I see about me. I make
+ up my mind no more to run; ‘tis enough that I can crawl along; nor
+ do I more complain of the natural decadence that I feel in myself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Quis tumidum guttur miratur in Alpibus?”
+
+ [“Who is surprised to see a swollen goitre in the Alps?”
+ &mdash;Juvenal, xiii. 162.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ than I regret that my duration shall not be as long and entire as that of
+ an oak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have no reason to complain of my imagination; I have had few thoughts in
+ my life that have so much as broken my sleep, except those of desire,
+ which have awakened without afflicting me. I dream but seldom, and then of
+ chimaeras and fantastic things, commonly produced from pleasant thoughts,
+ and rather ridiculous than sad; and I believe it to be true that dreams
+ are faithful interpreters of our inclinations; but there is art required
+ to sort and understand them
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Res, quae in vita usurpant homines, cogitant, curant, vident,
+ Quaeque agunt vigilantes, agitantque, ea si cui in somno accidunt,
+ Minus mirandum est.”
+
+ [“‘Tis less wonder, what men practise, think, care for, see, and do
+ when waking, (should also run in their heads and disturb them when
+ they are asleep) and which affect their feelings, if they happen to
+ any in sleep.”&mdash;Attius, cited in Cicero, De Divin., i. 22.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Plato, moreover, says, that ‘tis the office of prudence to draw
+ instructions of divination of future things from dreams: I don’t
+ know about this, but there are wonderful instances of it that Socrates,
+ Xenophon, and Aristotle, men of irreproachable authority, relate.
+ Historians say that the Atlantes never dream; who also never eat any
+ animal food, which I add, forasmuch as it is, peradventure, the reason why
+ they never dream, for Pythagoras ordered a certain preparation of diet to
+ beget appropriate dreams. Mine are very gentle, without any agitation of
+ body or expression of voice. I have seen several of my time wonderfully
+ disturbed by them. Theon the philosopher walked in his sleep, and so did
+ Pericles servant, and that upon the tiles and top of the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hardly ever choose my dish at table, but take the next at hand, and
+ unwillingly change it for another. A confusion of meats and a clatter of
+ dishes displease me as much as any other confusion: I am easily satisfied
+ with few dishes: and am an enemy to the opinion of Favorinus, that in a
+ feast they should snatch from you the meat you like, and set a plate of
+ another sort before you; and that ‘tis a pitiful supper, if you do
+ not sate your guests with the rumps of various fowls, the beccafico only
+ deserving to be all eaten. I usually eat salt meats, yet I prefer bread
+ that has no salt in it; and my baker never sends up other to my table,
+ contrary to the custom of the country. In my infancy, what they had most
+ to correct in me was the refusal of things that children commonly best
+ love, as sugar, sweetmeats, and march-panes. My tutor contended with this
+ aversion to delicate things, as a kind of over-nicety; and indeed ‘tis
+ nothing else but a difficulty of taste, in anything it applies itself to.
+ Whoever cures a child of an obstinate liking for brown bread, bacon, or
+ garlic, cures him also of pampering his palate. There are some who affect
+ temperance and plainness by wishing for beef and ham amongst the
+ partridges; ‘tis all very fine; this is the delicacy of the
+ delicate; ‘tis the taste of an effeminate fortune that disrelishes
+ ordinary and accustomed things.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Per qux luxuria divitiarum taedio ludit.”
+
+ [“By which the luxury of wealth causes tedium.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 18.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Not to make good cheer with what another is enjoying, and to be curious in
+ what a man eats, is the essence of this vice:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Si modica coenare times olus omne patella.”
+
+ [“If you can’t be content with herbs in a small dish for supper.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 5, 2.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There is indeed this difference, that ‘tis better to oblige one’s
+ appetite to things that are most easy to be had; but ‘tis always
+ vice to oblige one’s self. I formerly said a kinsman of mine was
+ overnice, who, by being in our galleys, had unlearned the use of beds and
+ to undress when he went to sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If I had any sons, I should willingly wish them my fortune. The good
+ father that God gave me (who has nothing of me but the acknowledgment of
+ his goodness, but truly ‘tis a very hearty one) sent me from my
+ cradle to be brought up in a poor village of his, and there continued me
+ all the while I was at nurse, and still longer, bringing me up to the
+ meanest and most common way of living:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Magna pars libertatis est bene moratus venter.”
+
+ [“A well-governed stomach is a great part of liberty.”
+ &mdash;Seneca,Ep., 123.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Never take upon yourselves, and much less give up to your wives, the care
+ of their nurture; leave the formation to fortune, under popular and
+ natural laws; leave it to custom to train them up to frugality and
+ hardship, that they may rather descend from rigour than mount up to it.
+ This humour of his yet aimed at another end, to make me familiar with the
+ people and the condition of men who most need our assistance; considering
+ that I should rather regard them who extend their arms to me, than those
+ who turn their backs upon me; and for this reason it was that he provided
+ to hold me at the font persons of the meanest fortune, to oblige and
+ attach me to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor has his design succeeded altogether ill; for, whether upon the account
+ of the more honour in such a condescension, or out of a natural compassion
+ that has a very great power over me, I have an inclination towards the
+ meaner sort of people. The faction which I should condemn in our wars, I
+ should more sharply condemn, flourishing and successful; it will somewhat
+ reconcile me to it, when I shall see it miserable and overwhelmed. How
+ willingly do I admire the fine humour of Cheilonis, daughter and wife to
+ kings of Sparta. Whilst her husband Cleombrotus, in the commotion of her
+ city, had the advantage over Leonidas her father, she, like a good
+ daughter, stuck close to her father in all his misery and exile, in
+ opposition to the conqueror. But so soon as the chance of war turned, she
+ changed her will with the change of fortune, and bravely turned to her
+ husband’s side, whom she accompanied throughout, where his ruin
+ carried him: admitting, as it appears to me, no other choice than to
+ cleave to the side that stood most in need of her, and where she could
+ best manifest her compassion. I am naturally more apt to follow the
+ example of Flaminius, who rather gave his assistance to those who had most
+ need of him than to those who had power to do him good, than I do to that
+ of Pyrrhus, who was of an humour to truckle under the great and to
+ domineer over the poor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Long sittings at table both trouble me and do me harm; for, be it that I
+ was so accustomed when a child, I eat all the while I sit. Therefore it is
+ that at my own house, though the meals there are of the shortest, I
+ usually sit down a little while after the rest, after the manner of
+ Augustus, but I do not imitate him in rising also before the rest; on the
+ contrary, I love to sit still a long time after, and to hear them talk,
+ provided I am none of the talkers: for I tire and hurt myself with
+ speaking upon a full stomach, as much as I find it very wholesome and
+ pleasant to argue and to strain my voice before dinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ancient Greeks and Romans had more reason than we in setting apart for
+ eating, which is a principal action of life, if they were not prevented by
+ other extraordinary business, many hours and the greatest part of the
+ night; eating and drinking more deliberately than we do, who perform all
+ our actions post-haste; and in extending this natural pleasure to more
+ leisure and better use, intermixing with profitable conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They whose concern it is to have a care of me, may very easily hinder me
+ from eating anything they think will do me harm; for in such matters I
+ never covet nor miss anything I do not see; but withal, if it once comes
+ in my sight, ‘tis in vain to persuade me to forbear; so that when I
+ design to fast I must be kept apart from the suppers, and must have only
+ so much given me as is required for a prescribed collation; for if to
+ table, I forget my resolution. When I order my cook to alter the manner of
+ dressing any dish, all my family know what it means, that my stomach is
+ out of order, and that I shall not touch it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I love to have all meats, that will endure it, very little boiled or
+ roasted, and prefer them very high, and even, as to several, quite gone.
+ Nothing but hardness generally offends me (of any other quality I am as
+ patient and indifferent as any man I have known); so that, contrary to the
+ common humour, even in fish it often happens that I find them both too
+ fresh and too firm; not for want of teeth, which I ever had good, even to
+ excellence, and which age does not now begin to threaten; I have always
+ been used every morning to rub them with a napkin, and before and after
+ dinner. God is favourable to those whom He makes to die by degrees;
+ ‘tis the only benefit of old age; the last death will be so much the
+ less painful; it will kill but a half or a quarter of a man. There is one
+ tooth lately fallen out without drawing and without pain; it was the
+ natural term of its duration; in that part of my being and several others,
+ are already dead, others half dead, of those that were most active and in
+ the first rank during my vigorous years; ‘tis so I melt and steal
+ away from myself. What a folly it would be in my understanding to
+ apprehend the height of this fall, already so much advanced, as if it were
+ from the very top! I hope I shall not. I, in truth, receive a principal
+ consolation in meditating my death, that it will be just and natural, and
+ that henceforward I cannot herein either require or hope from Destiny any
+ other but unlawful favour. Men make themselves believe that we formerly
+ had longer lives as well as greater stature. But they deceive themselves;
+ and Solon, who was of those elder times, limits the duration of life to
+ threescore and ten years. I, who have so much and so universally adored
+ that “The mean is best,” of the passed time, and who have
+ concluded the most moderate measures to be the most perfect, shall I
+ pretend to an immeasurable and prodigious old age? Whatever happens
+ contrary to the course of nature may be troublesome; but what comes
+ according to her should always be pleasant:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnia, quae secundum naturam fiunt, sunt habenda in bonis.”
+
+ [“All things that are done according to nature
+ are to be accounted good.”&mdash;Cicero, De Senect., c. 19.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And so, says Plato, the death which is occasioned by wounds and diseases
+ is violent; but that which comes upon us, old age conducting us to it, is
+ of all others the most easy, and in some sort delicious:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Vitam adolescentibus vis aufert, senibus maturitas.”
+
+ [“Young men are taken away by violence, old men by maturity.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, ubi sup.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Death mixes and confounds itself throughout with life; decay anticipates
+ its hour, and shoulders itself even into the course of our advance. I have
+ portraits of myself taken at five-and-twenty and five-and-thirty years of
+ age. I compare them with that lately drawn: how many times is it no longer
+ me; how much more is my present image unlike the former, than unlike my
+ dying one? It is too much to abuse nature, to make her trot so far that
+ she must be forced to leave us, and abandon our conduct, our eyes, teeth,
+ legs, and all the rest to the mercy of a foreign and haggard countenance,
+ and to resign us into the hands of art, being weary of following us
+ herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not excessively fond either of salads or fruits, except melons. My
+ father hated all sorts of sauces; I love them all. Eating too much hurts
+ me; but, as to the quality of what I eat, I do not yet certainly know that
+ any sort of meat disagrees with me; neither have I observed that either
+ full moon or decrease, autumn or spring, have any influence upon me. We
+ have in us motions that are inconstant and unknown; for example, I found
+ radishes first grateful to my stomach, since that nauseous, and now again
+ grateful. In several other things, I find my stomach and appetite vary
+ after the same manner; I have changed again and again from white wine to
+ claret, from claret to white wine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am a great lover of fish, and consequently make my fasts feasts and
+ feasts fasts; and I believe what some people say, that it is more easy of
+ digestion than flesh. As I make a conscience of eating flesh upon
+ fish-days, so does my taste make a conscience of mixing fish and flesh;
+ the difference betwixt them seems to me too remote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From my youth, I have sometimes kept out of the way at meals; either to
+ sharpen my appetite against the next morning (for, as Epicurus fasted and
+ made lean meals to accustom his pleasure to make shift without abundance,
+ I, on the contrary, do it to prepare my pleasure to make better and more
+ cheerful use of abundance); or else I fasted to preserve my vigour for the
+ service of some action of body or mind: for both the one and the other of
+ these is cruelly dulled in me by repletion; and, above all things, I hate
+ that foolish coupling of so healthful and sprightly a goddess with that
+ little belching god, bloated with the fumes of his liquor&mdash;[
+ Montaigne did not approve of coupling Bacchus with Venus.]&mdash; or to
+ cure my sick stomach, or for want of fit company; for I say, as the same
+ Epicurus did, that one is not so much to regard what he eats, as with
+ whom; and I commend Chilo, that he would not engage himself to be at
+ Periander’s feast till he was first informed who were to be the
+ other guests; no dish is so acceptable to me, nor no sauce so appetising,
+ as that which is extracted from society. I think it more wholesome to eat
+ more leisurely and less, and to eat oftener; but I would have appetite and
+ hunger attended to; I should take no pleasure to be fed with three or four
+ pitiful and stinted repasts a day, after a medicinal manner: who will
+ assure me that, if I have a good appetite in the morning, I shall have the
+ same at supper? But we old fellows especially, let us take the first
+ opportune time of eating, and leave to almanac-makers hopes and
+ prognostics. The utmost fruit of my health is pleasure; let us take hold
+ of the present and known. I avoid the invariable in these laws of fasting;
+ he who would have one form serve him, let him avoid the continuing it; we
+ harden ourselves in it; our strength is there stupefied and laid asleep;
+ six months after, you shall find your stomach so inured to it, that all
+ you have got is the loss of your liberty of doing otherwise but to your
+ prejudice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I never keep my legs and thighs warmer in winter than in summer; one
+ simple pair of silk stockings is all. I have suffered myself, for the
+ relief of my colds, to keep my head warmer, and my belly upon the account
+ of my colic: my diseases in a few days habituate themselves thereto, and
+ disdained my ordinary provisions: we soon get from a coif to a kerchief
+ over it, from a simple cap to a quilted hat; the trimmings of the doublet
+ must not merely serve for ornament: there must be added a hare’s
+ skin or a vulture’s skin, and a cap under the hat: follow this
+ gradation, and you will go a very fine way to work. I will do nothing of
+ the sort, and would willingly leave off what I have begun. If you fall
+ into any new inconvenience, all this is labour lost; you are accustomed to
+ it; seek out some other. Thus do they destroy themselves who submit to be
+ pestered with these enforced and superstitious rules; they must add
+ something more, and something more after that; there is no end on’t.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For what concerns our affairs and pleasures, it is much more commodious,
+ as the ancients did, to lose one’s dinner, and defer making good
+ cheer till the hour of retirement and repose, without breaking up a day;
+ and so was I formerly used to do. As to health, I since by experience
+ find, on the contrary, that it is better to dine, and that the digestion
+ is better while awake. I am not very used to be thirsty, either well or
+ sick; my mouth is, indeed, apt to be dry, but without thirst; and commonly
+ I never drink but with thirst that is created by eating, and far on in the
+ meal; I drink pretty well for a man of my pitch: in summer, and at a
+ relishing meal, I do not only exceed the limits of Augustus, who drank but
+ thrice precisely; but not to offend Democritus rule, who forbade that men
+ should stop at four times as an unlucky number, I proceed at need to the
+ fifth glass, about three half-pints; for the little glasses are my
+ favourites, and I like to drink them off, which other people avoid as an
+ unbecoming thing. I mix my wine sometimes with half, sometimes with the
+ third part water; and when I am at home, by an ancient custom that my
+ father’s physician prescribed both to him and himself, they mix that
+ which is designed for me in the buttery, two or three hours before ‘tis
+ brought in. ‘Tis said that Cranabs, king of Attica, was the inventor
+ of this custom of diluting wine; whether useful or no, I have heard
+ disputed. I think it more decent and wholesome for children to drink no
+ wine till after sixteen or eighteen years of age. The most usual and
+ common method of living is the most becoming; all particularity, in my
+ opinion, is to be avoided; and I should as much hate a German who mixed
+ water with his wine, as I should a Frenchman who drank it pure. Public
+ usage gives the law in these things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I fear a mist, and fly from smoke as from the plague: the first repairs I
+ fell upon in my own house were the chimneys and houses of office, the
+ common and insupportable defects of all old buildings; and amongst the
+ difficulties of war I reckon the choking dust they made us ride in a whole
+ day together. I have a free and easy respiration, and my colds for the
+ most part go off without offence to the lungs and without a cough.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The heat of summer is more an enemy to me than the cold of winter; for,
+ besides the incommodity of heat, less remediable than cold, and besides
+ the force of the sunbeams that strike upon the head, all glittering light
+ offends my eyes, so that I could not now sit at dinner over against a
+ flaming fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To dull the whiteness of paper, in those times when I was more wont to
+ read, I laid a piece of glass upon my book, and found my eyes much
+ relieved by it. I am to this hour&mdash;to the age of fifty-four&mdash;Ignorant
+ of the use of spectacles; and I can see as far as ever I did, or any
+ other. ‘Tis true that in the evening I begin to find a little
+ disturbance and weakness in my sight if I read, an exercise I have always
+ found troublesome, especially by night. Here is one step back, and a very
+ manifest one; I shall retire another: from the second to the third, and so
+ to the fourth, so gently, that I shall be stark blind before I shall be
+ sensible of the age and decay of my sight: so artificially do the Fatal
+ Sisters untwist our lives. And so I doubt whether my hearing begins to
+ grow thick; and you will see I shall have half lost it, when I shall still
+ lay the fault on the voices of those who speak to me. A man must screw up
+ his soul to a high pitch to make it sensible how it ebbs away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My walking is quick and firm; and I know not which of the two, my mind or
+ my body, I have most to do to keep in the same state. That preacher is
+ very much my friend who can fix my attention a whole sermon through: in
+ places of ceremony, where every one’s countenance is so starched,
+ where I have seen the ladies keep even their eyes so fixed, I could never
+ order it so, that some part or other of me did not lash out; so that
+ though I was seated, I was never settled; and as to gesticulation, I am
+ never without a switch in my hand, walking or riding. As the philosopher
+ Chrysippus’ maid said of her master, that he was only drunk in his
+ legs, for it was his custom to be always kicking them about in what place
+ soever he sat; and she said it when, the wine having made all his
+ companions drunk, he found no alteration in himself at all; it may have
+ been said of me from my infancy, that I had either folly or quicksilver in
+ my feet, so much stirring and unsettledness there is in them, wherever
+ they are placed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ‘Tis indecent, besides the hurt it does to one’s health, and
+ even to the pleasure of eating, to eat greedily as I do; I often bite my
+ tongue, and sometimes my fingers, in my haste. Diogenes, meeting a boy
+ eating after that manner, gave his tutor a box on the ear! There were men
+ at Rome that taught people to chew, as well as to walk, with a good grace.
+ I lose thereby the leisure of speaking, which gives great relish to the
+ table, provided the discourse be suitable, that is, pleasant and short.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is jealousy and envy amongst our pleasures; they cross and hinder
+ one another. Alcibiades, a man who well understood how to make good cheer,
+ banished even music from the table, that it might not disturb the
+ entertainment of discourse, for the reason, as Plato tells us, “that
+ it is the custom of ordinary people to call fiddlers and singing men to
+ feasts, for want of good discourse and pleasant talk, with which men of
+ understanding know how to entertain one another.” Varro requires all
+ this in entertainments: “Persons of graceful presence and agreeable
+ conversation, who are neither silent nor garrulous; neatness and delicacy,
+ both of meat and place; and fair weather.” The art of dining well is
+ no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure; neither the greatest
+ captains nor the greatest philosophers have disdained the use or science
+ of eating well. My imagination has delivered three repasts to the custody
+ of my memory, which fortune rendered sovereignly sweet to me, upon several
+ occasions in my more flourishing age; my present state excludes me; for
+ every one, according to the good temper of body and mind wherein he then
+ finds himself, furnishes for his own share a particular grace and savour.
+ I, who but crawl upon the earth, hate this inhuman wisdom, that will have
+ us despise and hate all culture of the body; I look upon it as an equal
+ injustice to loath natural pleasures as to be too much in love with them.
+ Xerxes was a blockhead, who, environed with all human delights, proposed a
+ reward to him who could find out others; but he is not much less so who
+ cuts off any of those pleasures that nature has provided for him. A man
+ should neither pursue nor avoid them, but receive them. I receive them, I
+ confess, a little too warmly and kindly, and easily suffer myself to
+ follow my natural propensions. We have no need to exaggerate their
+ inanity; they themselves will make us sufficiently sensible of it, thanks
+ to our sick wet-blanket mind, that puts us out of taste with them as with
+ itself; it treats both itself and all it receives, one while better, and
+ another worse, according to its insatiable, vagabond, and versatile
+ essence:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sincerum est nisi vas, quodcunque infundis, acescit.”
+
+ [“Unless the vessel be clean, it will sour whatever
+ you put into it.”&mdash;Horace, Ep., i. 2, 54.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I, who boast that I so curiously and particularly embrace the conveniences
+ of life, find them, when I most nearly consider them, very little more
+ than wind. But what? We are all wind throughout; and, moreover, the wind
+ itself, more discreet than we, loves to bluster and shift from corner to
+ corner, and contents itself with its proper offices without desiring
+ stability and solidity-qualities not its own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The pure pleasures, as well as the pure displeasures, of the imagination,
+ say some, are the greatest, as was expressed by the balance of Critolaiis.
+ ‘Tis no wonder; it makes them to its own liking, and cuts them out
+ of the whole cloth; of this I every day see notable examples, and,
+ peradventure, to be desired. But I, who am of a mixed and heavy condition,
+ cannot snap so soon at this one simple object, but that I negligently
+ suffer myself to be carried away with the present pleasures of the,
+ general human law, intellectually sensible, and sensibly intellectual. The
+ Cyrenaic philosophers will have it that as corporal pains, so corporal
+ pleasures are more powerful, both as double and as more just. There are
+ some, as Aristotle says, who out of a savage kind of stupidity dislike
+ them; and I know others who out of ambition do the same. Why do they not,
+ moreover, forswear breathing? why do they not live of their own? why not
+ refuse light, because it is gratuitous, and costs them neither invention
+ nor exertion? Let Mars, Pallas, or Mercury afford them their light by
+ which to see, instead of Venus, Ceres, and Bacchus. These boastful humours
+ may counterfeit some content, for what will not fancy do? But as to
+ wisdom, there is no touch of it. Will they not seek the quadrature of the
+ circle, even when on their wives? I hate that we should be enjoined to
+ have our minds in the clouds, when our bodies are at table; I would not
+ have the mind nailed there, nor wallow there; I would have it take place
+ there and sit, but not lie down. Aristippus maintained nothing but the
+ body, as if we had no soul; Zeno comprehended only the soul, as if we had
+ no body: both of them faultily. Pythagoras, they say, followed a
+ philosophy that was all contemplation, Socrates one that was all conduct
+ and action; Plato found a mean betwixt the two; but they only say this for
+ the sake of talking. The true temperament is found in Socrates; and, Plato
+ is much more Socratic than Pythagoric, and it becomes him better. When I
+ dance, I dance; when I sleep, I sleep. Nay, when I walk alone in a
+ beautiful orchard, if my thoughts are some part of the time taken up with
+ external occurrences, I some part of the time call them back again to my
+ walk, to the orchard, to the sweetness of that solitude, and to myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nature has mother-like observed this, that the actions she has enjoined us
+ for our necessity should be also pleasurable to us; and she invites us to
+ them, not only by reason, but also by appetite, and ‘tis injustice
+ to infringe her laws. When I see alike Caesar and Alexander, in the midst
+ of his greatest business, so fully enjoy human and corporal pleasures, I
+ do not say that he relaxed his mind: I say that he strengthened it, by
+ vigour of courage subjecting those violent employments and laborious
+ thoughts to the ordinary usage of life: wise, had he believed the last was
+ his ordinary, the first his extraordinary, vocation. We are great fools.
+ “He has passed his life in idleness,” say we: “I have
+ done nothing to-day.” What? have you not lived? that is not only the
+ fundamental, but the most illustrious, of your occupations. “Had I
+ been put to the management of great affairs, I should have made it seen
+ what I could do.” “Have you known how to meditate and manage
+ your life? you have performed the greatest work of all.” In order to
+ shew and develop herself, nature needs only fortune; she equally manifests
+ herself in all stages, and behind a curtain as well as without one. Have
+ you known how to regulate your conduct, you have done a great deal more
+ than he who has composed books. Have you known how to take repose, you
+ have done more than he who has taken empires and cities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The glorious masterpiece of man is to live to purpose; all other things:
+ to reign, to lay up treasure, to build, are but little appendices and
+ props. I take pleasure in seeing a general of an army, at the foot of a
+ breach he is presently to assault, give himself up entire and free at
+ dinner, to talk and be merry with his friends. And Brutus, when heaven and
+ earth were conspired against him and the Roman liberty, stealing some hour
+ of the night from his rounds to read and scan Polybius in all security.
+ ‘Tis for little souls, buried under the weight of affairs, not from
+ them to know how clearly to disengage themselves, not to know how to lay
+ them aside and take them up again:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “O fortes, pejoraque passi
+ Mecum saepe viri! nunc vino pellite curas
+ Cras ingens iterabimus aequor.”
+
+ [“O brave spirits, who have often suffered sorrow with me, drink
+ cares away; tomorrow we will embark once more on the vast sea.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., i. 7, 30.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Whether it be in jest or earnest, that the theological and Sorbonnical
+ wine, and their feasts, are turned into a proverb, I find it reasonable
+ they should dine so much more commodiously and pleasantly, as they have
+ profitably and seriously employed the morning in the exercise of their
+ schools. The conscience of having well spent the other hours, is the just
+ and savoury sauce of the dinner-table. The sages lived after that manner;
+ and that inimitable emulation to virtue, which astonishes us both in the
+ one and the other Cato, that humour of theirs, so severe as even to be
+ importunate, gently submits itself and yields to the laws of the human
+ condition, of Venus and Bacchus; according to the precepts of their sect,
+ that require the perfect sage to be as expert and intelligent in the use
+ of natural pleasures as in all other duties of life:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Cui cor sapiat, ei et sapiat palatus.”
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ Relaxation and facility, methinks, wonderfully honour and best become a
+ strong and generous soul. Epaminondas did not think that to take part, and
+ that heartily, in songs and sports and dances with the young men of his
+ city, were things that in any way derogated from the honour of his
+ glorious victories and the perfect purity of manners that was in him. And
+ amongst so many admirable actions of Scipio the grandfather, a person
+ worthy to be reputed of a heavenly extraction, there is nothing that gives
+ him a greater grace than to see him carelessly and childishly trifling at
+ gathering and selecting cockle shells, and playing at quoits,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [This game, as the “Dictionnaire de Trevoux” describes it, is one
+ wherein two persons contend which of them shall soonest pick up some
+ object.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ amusing and tickling himself in representing by writing in comedies the
+ meanest and most popular actions of men. And his head full of that
+ wonderful enterprise of Hannibal and Africa, visiting the schools in
+ Sicily, and attending philosophical lectures, to the extent of arming the
+ blind envy of his enemies at Rome. Nor is there anything more remarkable
+ in Socrates than that, old as he was, he found time to make himself taught
+ dancing and playing upon instruments, and thought it time well spent. This
+ same man was seen in an ecstasy, standing upon his feet a whole day and a
+ night together, in the presence of all the Grecian army, surprised and
+ absorbed by some profound thought. He was the first, amongst so many
+ valiant men of the army, to run to the relief of Alcibiades, oppressed
+ with the enemy, to shield him with his own body, and disengage him from
+ the crowd by absolute force of arms. It was he who, in the Delian battle,
+ raised and saved Xenophon when fallen from his horse; and who, amongst all
+ the people of Athens, enraged as he was at so unworthy a spectacle, first
+ presented himself to rescue Theramenes, whom the thirty tyrants were
+ leading to execution by their satellites, and desisted not from his bold
+ enterprise but at the remonstrance of Theramenes himself, though he was
+ only followed by two more in all. He was seen, when courted by a beauty
+ with whom he was in love, to maintain at need a severe abstinence. He was
+ seen ever to go to the wars, and walk upon ice, with bare feet; to wear
+ the same robe, winter and summer; to surpass all his companions in
+ patience of bearing hardships, and to eat no more at a feast than at his
+ own private dinner. He was seen, for seven-and-twenty years together, to
+ endure hunger, poverty, the indocility of his children, and the nails of
+ his wife, with the same countenance. And, in the end, calumny, tyranny,
+ imprisonment, fetters, and poison. But was this man obliged to drink full
+ bumpers by any rule of civility? he was also the man of the whole army
+ with whom the advantage in drinking, remained. And he never refused to
+ play at noisettes, nor to ride the hobby-horse with children, and it
+ became him well; for all actions, says philosophy, equally become and
+ equally honour a wise man. We have enough wherewithal to do it, and we
+ ought never to be weary of presenting the image of this great man in all
+ the patterns and forms of perfection. There are very few examples of life,
+ full and pure; and we wrong our teaching every day, to propose to
+ ourselves those that are weak and imperfect, scarce good for any one
+ service, and rather pull us back; corrupters rather than correctors of
+ manners. The people deceive themselves; a man goes much more easily indeed
+ by the ends, where the extremity serves for a bound, a stop, and guide,
+ than by the middle way, large and open; and according to art, more than
+ according to nature: but withal much less nobly and commendably.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Greatness of soul consists not so much in mounting and in pressing
+ forward, as in knowing how to govern and circumscribe itself; it takes
+ everything for great, that is enough, and demonstrates itself in
+ preferring moderate to eminent things. There is nothing so fine and
+ legitimate as well and duly to play the man; nor science so arduous as
+ well and naturally to know how to live this life; and of all the
+ infirmities we have, ‘tis the most barbarous to despise our being.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whoever has a mind to isolate his spirit, when the body is ill at ease, to
+ preserve it from the contagion, let him by all means do it if he can: but
+ otherwise let him on the contrary favour and assist it, and not refuse to
+ participate of its natural pleasures with a conjugal complacency, bringing
+ to it, if it be the wiser, moderation, lest by indiscretion they should
+ get confounded with displeasure. Intemperance is the pest of pleasure; and
+ temperance is not its scourge, but rather its seasoning. Euxodus, who
+ therein established the sovereign good, and his companions, who set so
+ high a value upon it, tasted it in its most charming sweetness, by the
+ means of temperance, which in them was singular and exemplary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I enjoin my soul to look upon pain and pleasure with an eye equally
+ regulated:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Eodem enim vitio est effusio animi in laetitia
+ quo in dolore contractio,”
+
+ [“For from the same imperfection arises the expansion of the
+ mind in pleasure and its contraction in sorrow.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, Tusc. Quaes., iv. 31.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and equally firm; but the one gaily and the other severely, and so far as
+ it is able, to be careful to extinguish the one as to extend the other.
+ The judging rightly of good brings along with it the judging soundly of
+ evil: pain has something of the inevitable in its tender beginnings, and
+ pleasure something of the evitable in its excessive end. Plato couples
+ them together, and wills that it should be equally the office of fortitude
+ to fight against pain, and against the immoderate and charming
+ blandishments of pleasure: they are two fountains, from which whoever
+ draws, when and as much as he needs, whether city, man, or beast, is very
+ fortunate. The first is to be taken medicinally and upon necessity, and
+ more scantily; the other for thirst, but not to, drunkenness. Pain,
+ pleasure, love and hatred are the first things that a child is sensible
+ of: if, when reason comes, they apply it to themselves, that is virtue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have a special vocabulary of my own; I “pass away time,”
+ when it is ill and uneasy, but when ‘tis good I do not pass it away:
+ “I taste it over again and adhere to it”; one must run over
+ the ill and settle upon the good. This ordinary phrase of pastime, and
+ passing away the time, represents the usage of those wise sort of people
+ who think they cannot do better with their lives than to let them run out
+ and slide away, pass them over, and baulk them, and, as much as they can,
+ ignore them and shun them as a thing of troublesome and contemptible
+ quality: but I know it to be another kind of thing, and find it both
+ valuable and commodious, even in its latest decay, wherein I now enjoy it;
+ and nature has delivered it into our hands in such and so favourable
+ circumstances that we have only ourselves to blame if it be troublesome to
+ us, or escapes us unprofitably:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Stulti vita ingrata est, trepida est, tota in futurum fertur.”
+
+ [“The life of a fool is thankless, timorous, and wholly bent upon
+ the future.”&mdash;Seneca, Ep:, 15.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Nevertheless I compose myself to lose mine without regret; but withal as a
+ thing that is perishable by its condition, not that it molests or annoys
+ me. Nor does it properly well become any not to be displeased when they
+ die, excepting such as are pleased to live. There is good husbandry in
+ enjoying it: I enjoy it double to what others do; for the measure of its
+ fruition depends upon our more or less application to it. Chiefly that I
+ perceive mine to be so short in time, I desire to extend it in weight; I
+ will stop the promptitude of its flight by the promptitude of my grasp;
+ and by the vigour of using it compensate the speed of its running away. In
+ proportion as the possession of life is more short, I must make it so much
+ deeper and fuller.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Others feel the pleasure of content and prosperity; I feel it too, as well
+ as they, but not as it passes and slips by; one should study, taste, and
+ ruminate upon it to render condign thanks to Him who grants it to us. They
+ enjoy the other pleasures as they do that of sleep, without knowing it. To
+ the end that even sleep itself should not so stupidly escape from me, I
+ have formerly caused myself to be disturbed in my sleep, so that I might
+ the better and more sensibly relish and taste it. I ponder with myself of
+ content; I do not skim over, but sound it; and I bend my reason, now grown
+ perverse and peevish, to entertain it. Do I find myself in any calm
+ composedness? is there any pleasure that tickles me? I do not suffer it to
+ dally with my senses only; I associate my soul to it too: not there to
+ engage itself, but therein to take delight; not there to lose itself, but
+ to be present there; and I employ it, on its part, to view itself in this
+ prosperous state, to weigh and appreciate its happiness and to amplify it.
+ It reckons how much it stands indebted to God that its conscience and the
+ intestine passions are in repose; that it has the body in its natural
+ disposition, orderly and competently enjoying the soft and soothing
+ functions by which He, of His grace is pleased to compensate the
+ sufferings wherewith His justice at His good pleasure chastises us. It
+ reflects how great a benefit it is to be so protected, that which way
+ soever it turns its eye the heavens are calm around it. No desire, no
+ fear, no doubt, troubles the air; no difficulty, past, present, or to,
+ come, that its imagination may not pass over without offence. This
+ consideration takes great lustre from the comparison of different
+ conditions. So it is that I present to my thought, in a thousand aspects,
+ those whom fortune or their own error carries away and torments. And,
+ again, those who, more like to me, so negligently and incuriously receive
+ their good fortune. Those are folks who spend their time indeed; they pass
+ over the present and that which they possess, to wait on hope, and for
+ shadows and vain images which fancy puts before them:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Morte obita quales fama est volitare figuras,
+ Aut quae sopitos deludunt somnia sensus:”
+
+ [“Such forms as those which after death are reputed to hover about,
+ or dreams which delude the senses in sleep.”&mdash;AEneid, x. 641.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ which hasten and prolong their flight, according as they are pursued. The
+ fruit and end of their pursuit is to pursue; as Alexander said, that the
+ end of his labour was to labour:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Nil actum credens, cum quid superesset agendum.”
+
+ [“Thinking nothing done, if anything remained to be done.
+ &mdash;“Lucan, ii. 657.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ For my part then, I love life and cultivate it, such as it has pleased God
+ to bestow it upon us. I do not desire it should be without the necessity
+ of eating and drinking; and I should think it a not less excusable failing
+ to wish it had been twice as long;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Sapiens divitiarum naturalium quaesitor acerrimus:”
+
+ [“A wise man is the keenest seeker for natural riches.”
+ &mdash;Seneca, Ep., 119.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ nor that we should support ourselves by putting only a little of that drug
+ into our mouths, by which Epimenides took away his appetite and kept
+ himself alive; nor that we should stupidly beget children with our fingers
+ or heels, but rather; with reverence be it spoken, that we might
+ voluptuously beget them with our fingers and heels; nor that the body
+ should be without desire and without titillation. These are ungrateful and
+ wicked complaints. I accept kindly, and with gratitude, what nature has
+ done for me; am well pleased with it, and proud of it. A man does wrong to
+ that great and omnipotent giver to refuse, annul, or disfigure his gift:
+ all goodness himself, he has made everything good:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Omnia quae secundum naturam sunt, aestimatione digna sunt.”
+
+ [“All things that are according to nature are worthy of esteem.”
+ &mdash;Cicero, De Fin., iii. 6.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Of philosophical opinions, I preferably embrace those that are most solid,
+ that is to say, the most human and most our own: my discourse is, suitable
+ to my manners, low and humble: philosophy plays the child, to my thinking,
+ when it puts itself upon its Ergos to preach to us that ‘tis a
+ barbarous alliance to marry the divine with the earthly, the reasonable
+ with the unreasonable, the severe with the indulgent, the honest with the
+ dishonest. That pleasure is a brutish quality, unworthy to be tasted by a
+ wise man; that the sole pleasure he extracts from the enjoyment of a fair
+ young wife is a pleasure of his conscience to perform an action according
+ to order, as to put on his boots for a profitable journey. Oh, that its
+ followers had no more right, nor nerves, nor vigour in getting their wives’
+ maidenheads than in its lesson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is not what Socrates says, who is its master and ours: he values, as
+ he ought, bodily pleasure; but he prefers that of the mind as having more
+ force, constancy, facility, variety, and dignity. This, according to him,
+ goes by no means alone&mdash;he is not so fantastic&mdash;but only it goes
+ first; temperance with him is the moderatrix, not the adversary of
+ pleasure. Nature is a gentle guide, but not more sweet and gentle than
+ prudent and just.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Intrandum est in rerum naturam, et penitus,
+ quid ea postulet, pervidendum.”
+
+ [“A man must search into the nature of things, and fully examine
+ what she requires.”&mdash;Cicero, De Fin., V. 16.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I hunt after her foot throughout: we have confounded it with artificial
+ traces; and that academic and peripatetic good, which is “to live
+ according to it,” becomes on this account hard to limit and explain;
+ and that of the Stoics, neighbour to it, which is “to consent to
+ nature.” Is it not an error to esteem any actions less worthy,
+ because they are necessary? And yet they will not take it out of my head,
+ that it is not a very convenient marriage of pleasure with necessity, with
+ which, says an ancient, the gods always conspire. To what end do we
+ dismember by divorce a building united by so close and brotherly a
+ correspondence? Let us, on the contrary, confirm it by mutual offices; let
+ the mind rouse and quicken the heaviness of the body, and the body stay
+ and fix the levity of the soul:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Qui, velut summum bonum, laudat animac naturam, et, tanquam malum,
+ naturam carnis accusat, profectd et animam carnatiter appetit, et
+ carnem carnaliter fugit; quoniam id vanitate sentit humans, non
+ veritate divina.”
+
+ [“He who commends the nature of the soul as the supreme good, and
+ condemns the nature of the flesh as evil, at once both carnally
+ desires the soul, and carnally flies the flesh, because he feels
+ thus from human vanity, not from divine truth.”
+ &mdash;St. Augustin, De Civit. Dei, xiv. 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ In this present that God has made us, there is nothing unworthy our care;
+ we stand accountable for it even to a hair; and is it not a commission to
+ man, to conduct man according to his condition; ‘tis express, plain,
+ and the very principal one, and the Creator has seriously and strictly
+ prescribed it to us. Authority has power only to work in regard to matters
+ of common judgment, and is of more weight in a foreign language; therefore
+ let us again charge at it in this place:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Stultitiae proprium quis non dixerit, ignave et contumaciter
+ facere, quae facienda sunt; et alio corpus impellere, alio animum;
+ distrahique inter diversissimos motus?”
+
+ [“Who will not say, that it is the property of folly, slothfully and
+ contumaciously to perform what is to be done, and to bend the body
+ one way and the mind another, and to be distracted betwixt wholly
+ different motions?”&mdash;Seneca, Ep., 74.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ To make this apparent, ask any one, some day, to tell you what whimsies
+ and imaginations he put into his pate, upon the account of which he
+ diverted his thoughts from a good meal, and regrets the time he spends in
+ eating; you will find there is nothing so insipid in all the dishes at
+ your table as this wise meditation of his (for the most part we had better
+ sleep than wake to the purpose we wake); and that his discourses and
+ notions are not worth the worst mess there. Though they were the ecstasies
+ of Archimedes himself, what then? I do not here speak of, nor mix with the
+ rabble of us ordinary men, and the vanity of the thoughts and desires that
+ divert us, those venerable souls, elevated by the ardour of devotion and
+ religion, to a constant and conscientious meditation of divine things,
+ who, by the energy of vivid and vehement hope, prepossessing the use of
+ the eternal nourishment, the final aim and last step of Christian desires,
+ the sole constant, and incorruptible pleasure, disdain to apply themselves
+ to our necessitous, fluid, and ambiguous conveniences, and easily resign
+ to the body the care and use of sensual and temporal pasture; ‘tis a
+ privileged study. Between ourselves, I have ever observed supercelestial
+ opinions and subterranean manners to be of singular accord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ AEsop, that great man, saw his master piss as he walked: “What then,”
+ said he, “must we drop as we run?” Let us manage our time;
+ there yet remains a great deal idle and ill employed. The mind has not
+ willingly other hours enough wherein to do its business, without
+ disassociating itself from the body, in that little space it must have for
+ its necessity. They would put themselves out of themselves, and escape
+ from being men. It is folly; instead of transforming themselves into
+ angels, they transform themselves into beasts; instead of elevating, they
+ lay themselves lower. These transcendental humours affright me, like high
+ and inaccessible places; and nothing is hard for me to digest in the life
+ of Socrates but his ecstasies and communication with demons; nothing so
+ human in Plato as that for which they say he was called divine; and of our
+ sciences, those seem to be the most terrestrial and low that are highest
+ mounted; and I find nothing so humble and mortal in the life of Alexander
+ as his fancies about his immortalisation. Philotas pleasantly quipped him
+ in his answer; he congratulated him by letter concerning the oracle of
+ Jupiter Ammon, which had placed him amongst the gods: “Upon thy
+ account I am glad of it, but the men are to be pitied who are to live with
+ a man, and to obey him, who exceeds and is not contented with the measure
+ of a man:”
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Diis to minorem quod geris, imperas.”
+
+ [“Because thou carriest thyself lower than the gods, thou rulest.”
+ &mdash;Horace, Od., iii. 6, 5.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The pretty inscription wherewith the Athenians honoured the entry of
+ Pompey into their city is conformable to my sense: “By so much thou
+ art a god, as thou confessest thee a man.” ‘Tis an absolute
+ and, as it were, a divine perfection, for a man to know how loyally to
+ enjoy his being. We seek other conditions, by reason we do not understand
+ the use of our own; and go out of ourselves, because we know not how there
+ to reside. ‘Tis to much purpose to go upon stilts, for, when upon
+ stilts, we must yet walk with our legs; and when seated upon the most
+ elevated throne in the world, we are but seated upon our breech. The
+ fairest lives, in my opinion, are those which regularly accommodate
+ themselves to the common and human model without miracle, without
+ extravagance. Old age stands a little in need of a more gentle treatment.
+ Let us recommend that to God, the protector of health and wisdom, but let
+ it be gay and sociable:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ “Frui paratis et valido mihi
+ Latoe, dones, et precor, integra
+ Cum mente; nec turpem senectam
+ Degere, nec Cithara carentem.”
+
+ [“Grant it to me, Apollo, that I may enjoy my possessions in good
+ health; let me be sound in mind; let me not lead a dishonourable
+ old age, nor want the cittern.”&mdash;Horace, Od., i. 31, 17.]
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Or:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [“Grant it to me, Apollo, that I may enjoy what I have in good
+ health; let me be sound in body and mind; let me live in honour when
+ old, nor let music be wanting.”]
+</pre>
+ <p>
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+ APOLOGY:
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ [In fact, the first edition of the Essays (Bordeaux, 1580) has very few
+ quotations. These became more numerous in the edition of 1588; but the
+ multitude of classical texts which at times encumber Montaigne’s
+ text, only dates from the posthumous edition of 1595] he had made these
+ collections in the four last years of his life, as an amusement of his
+ “idleness.”&mdash;Le Clerc. They grow, however, more sparing
+ in the Third Book.
+ </p>
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+ PROJECT GUTENBERG EDITOR’S BOOKMARKS:
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ A child should not be brought up in his mother’s lap
+ A gallant man does not give over his pursuit for being refused
+ A generous heart ought not to belie its own thoughts
+ A hundred more escape us than ever come to our knowledge
+ A lady could not boast of her chastity who was never tempted
+ A little cheese when a mind to make a feast
+ A little thing will turn and divert us
+ A man may always study, but he must not always go to school
+ A man may govern himself well who cannot govern others so
+ A man may play the fool in everything else, but not in poetry
+ A man must either imitate the vicious or hate them
+ A man must have courage to fear
+ A man never speaks of himself without loss
+ A man should abhor lawsuits as much as he may
+ A man should diffuse joy, but, as much as he can, smother grief
+ A man’s accusations of himself are always believed
+ A parrot would say as much as that
+ A person’s look is but a feeble warranty
+ A well-bred man is a compound man
+ A well-governed stomach is a great part of liberty
+ A word ill taken obliterates ten years’ merit
+ Abhorrence of the patient are necessary circumstances
+ Abominate that incidental repentance which old age brings
+ Accept all things we are not able to refute
+ Accommodated my subject to my strength
+ Accursed be thou, as he that arms himself for fear of death
+ Accusing all others of ignorance and imposition
+ Acquiesce and submit to truth
+ Acquire by his writings an immortal life
+ Addict thyself to the study of letters
+ Addresses his voyage to no certain, port
+ Admiration is the foundation of all philosophy
+ Advantageous, too, a little to recede from one’s right
+ Advise to choose weapons of the shortest sort
+ Affect words that are not of current use
+ Affection towards their husbands, (not) until they have lost them
+ Affirmation and obstinacy are express signs of want of wit
+ Affright people with the very mention of death
+ Against my trifles you could say no more than I myself have said
+ Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face
+ Agesilaus, what he thought most proper for boys to learn?
+ Agitated betwixt hope and fear
+ Agitation has usurped the place of reason
+ Alexander said, that the end of his labour was to labour
+ All actions equally become and equally honour a wise man
+ All apprentices when we come to it (death)
+ All defence shows a face of war
+ All I aim at is, to pass my time at my ease
+ All I say is by way of discourse, and nothing by way of advice
+ All judgments in gross are weak and imperfect
+ All over-nice solicitude about riches smells of avarice
+ All things have their seasons, even good ones
+ All think he has yet twenty good years to come
+ All those who have authority to be angry in my family
+ Almanacs
+ Always be parading their pedantic science
+ Always complaining is the way never to be lamented
+ Always the perfect religion
+ Am as jealous of my repose as of my authority
+ An advantage in judgment we yield to none
+ “An emperor,” said he, “must die standing”
+ An ignorance that knowledge creates and begets
+ Ancient Romans kept their youth always standing at school
+ And hate him so as you were one day to love him
+ And we suffer the ills of a long peace
+ Anger and hatred are beyond the duty of justice
+ Any argument if it be carried on with method
+ Any old government better than change and alteration
+ Any one may deprive us of life; no one can deprive us of death
+ Anything appears greatest to him that never knew a greater
+ Anything becomes foul when commended by the multitude
+ Anything of value in him, let him make it appear in his conduct
+ Appetite comes to me in eating
+ Appetite is more sharp than one already half-glutted by the eyes
+ Appetite runs after that it has not
+ Appetite to read more, than glutted with that we have
+ Applaud his judgment than commend his knowledge
+ Apprenticeship and a resemblance of death
+ Apprenticeships that are to be served beforehand
+ Apt to promise something less than what I am able to do
+ Archer that shoots over, misses as much as he that falls short
+ Armed parties (the true school of treason, inhumanity, robbery)
+ Arrogant ignorance
+ Art that could come to the knowledge of but few persons
+ “Art thou not ashamed,” said he to him, “to sing so well?”
+ Arts of persuasion, to insinuate it into our minds
+ As great a benefit to be without (children)
+ As if anything were so common as ignorance
+ As if impatience were of itself a better remedy than patience
+ As we were formerly by crimes, so we are now overburdened by law
+ Ashamed to lay out as much thought and study upon it
+ Assurance they give us of the certainty of their drugs
+ At least, if they do no good, they will do no harm
+ At the most, but patch you up, and prop you a little
+ Attribute facility of belief to simplicity and ignorance
+ Attribute to itself; all the happy successes that happen
+ Authority of the number and antiquity of the witnesses
+ Authority to be dissected by the vain fancies of men
+ Authority which a graceful presence and a majestic mien beget
+ Avoid all magnificences that will in a short time be forgotten
+ Away with that eloquence that enchants us with itself
+ Away with this violence! away with this compulsion!
+ Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age
+ Be not angry to no purpose
+ Be on which side you will, you have as fair a game to play
+ Bears well a changed fortune, acting both parts equally well
+ Beast of company, as the ancient said, but not of the herd
+ Beauty of stature is the only beauty of men
+ Because the people know so well how to obey
+ Become a fool by too much wisdom
+ Being as impatient of commanding as of being commanded
+ Being dead they were then by one day happier than he
+ Being over-studious, we impair our health and spoil our humour
+ Belief compared to the impression of a seal upon the soul
+ Believing Heaven concerned at our ordinary actions
+ Best part of a captain to know how to make use of occasions
+ Best test of truth is the multitude of believers in a crowd
+ Best virtue I have has in it some tincture of vice
+ Better at speaking than writing&mdash;Motion and action animate word
+ better have none at all than to have them in so prodigious a num
+ Better to be alone than in foolish and troublesome company
+ Blemishes of the great naturally appear greater
+ Books go side by side with me in my whole course
+ Books have many charming qualities to such as know how to choose
+ Books have not so much served me for instruction as exercise
+ Books I read over again, still smile upon me with fresh novelty
+ Books of things that were never either studied or understood
+ Both himself and his posterity declared ignoble, taxable
+ Both kings and philosophers go to stool
+ Burnt and roasted for opinions taken upon trust from others
+ Business to-morrow
+ But ill proves the honour and beauty of an action by its utility
+ But it is not enough that our education does not spoil us
+ By resenting the lie we acquit ourselves of the fault
+ By suspecting them, have given them a title to do ill
+ “By the gods,” said he, “if I was not angry, I would execute you”
+ By the misery of this life, aiming at bliss in another
+ Caesar: he would be thought an excellent engineer to boot
+ Caesar’s choice of death: “the shortest”
+ Can neither keep nor enjoy anything with a good grace
+ Cannot stand the liberty of a friend’s advice
+ Carnal appetites only supported by use and exercise
+ Cato said: So many servants, so many enemies
+ Ceremony forbids us to express by words things that are lawful
+ Certain other things that people hide only to show them
+ Change is to be feared
+ Change of fashions
+ Change only gives form to injustice and tyranny
+ Cherish themselves most where they are most wrong
+ Chess: this idle and childish game
+ Chiefly knew himself to be mortal by this act
+ Childish ignorance of many very ordinary things
+ Children are amused with toys and men with words
+ Cicero: on fame
+ Civil innocence is measured according to times and places
+ Cleave to the side that stood most in need of her
+ cloak on one shoulder, my cap on one side, a stocking disordered
+ College: a real house of correction of imprisoned youth
+ Coming out of the same hole
+ Commit themselves to the common fortune
+ Common consolation, discourages and softens me
+ Common friendships will admit of division
+ Conclude the depth of my sense by its obscurity
+ Concluding no beauty can be greater than what they see
+ Condemn all violence in the education of a tender soul
+ Condemn the opposite affirmation equally
+ Condemnations have I seen more criminal than the crimes
+ Condemning wine, because some people will be drunk
+ Confession enervates reproach and disarms slander
+ Confidence in another man’s virtue
+ Conscience makes us betray, accuse, and fight against ourselves
+ Conscience, which we pretend to be derived from nature
+ Consent, and complacency in giving a man’s self up to melancholy
+ Consoles himself upon the utility and eternity of his writings
+ Content: more easily found in want than in abundance
+ Counterfeit condolings of pretenders
+ Courageous in death, not because his soul is immortal&mdash;Socrates
+ Courtesy and good manners is a very necessary study
+ Crafty humility that springs from presumption
+ Crates did worse, who threw himself into the liberty of poverty
+ Cruelty is the very extreme of all vices
+ Culling out of several books the sentences that best please me
+ Curiosity and of that eager passion for news
+ Curiosity of knowing things has been given to man for a scourge
+ “Custom,” replied Plato, “is no little thing”
+ Customs and laws make justice
+ Dangerous man you have deprived of all means to escape
+ Dangers do, in truth, little or nothing hasten our end
+ Dearness is a good sauce to meat
+ Death can, whenever we please, cut short inconveniences
+ Death conduces more to birth and augmentation than to loss
+ Death discharges us of all our obligations
+ Death has us every moment by the throat
+ Death is a part of you
+ Death is terrible to Cicero, coveted by Cato
+ Death of old age the most rare and very seldom seen
+ Deceit maintains and supplies most men’s employment
+ Decree that says, “The court understands nothing of the matter”
+ Defence allures attempt, and defiance provokes an enemy
+ Defend most the defects with which we are most tainted
+ Defer my revenge to another and better time
+ Deformity of the first cruelty makes me abhor all imitation
+ Delivered into our own custody the keys of life
+ Denying all solicitation, both of hand and mind
+ Depend as much upon fortune as anything else we do
+ Desire of riches is more sharpened by their use than by the need
+ Desire of travel
+ Desires, that still increase as they are fulfilled
+ Detest in others the defects which are more manifest in us
+ Did my discourses came only from my mouth or from my heart
+ Did not approve all sorts of means to obtain a victory
+ Die well&mdash;that is, patiently and tranquilly
+ Difference betwixt memory and understanding
+ Difficulty gives all things their estimation
+ Dignify our fopperies when we commit them to the press
+ Diogenes, esteeming us no better than flies or bladders
+ Discover what there is of good and clean in the bottom of the po
+ Disdainful, contemplative, serious and grave as the ass
+ Disease had arrived at its period or an effect of chance?
+ Disgorge what we eat in the same condition it was swallowed
+ Disguise, by their abridgments and at their own choice
+ Dissentient and tumultuary drugs
+ Diversity of medical arguments and opinions embraces all
+ Diverting the opinions and conjectures of the people
+ Do not much blame them for making their advantage of our folly
+ Do not to pray that all things may go as we would have them
+ Do not, nevertheless, always believe myself
+ Do thine own work, and know thyself
+ Doctors: more felicity and duration in their own lives?
+ Doctrine much more intricate and fantastic than the thing itself
+ Dost thou, then, old man, collect food for others’ ears?
+ Doubt whether those (old writings) we have be not the worst
+ Doubtful ills plague us worst
+ Downright and sincere obedience
+ Drugs being in its own nature an enemy to our health
+ Drunkeness a true and certain trial of every one’s nature
+ Dying appears to him a natural and indifferent accident
+ Each amongst you has made somebody cuckold
+ Eat your bread with the sauce of a more pleasing imagination
+ Education
+ Education ought to be carried on with a severe sweetness
+ Effect and performance are not at all in our power
+ Either tranquil life, or happy death
+ Eloquence prejudices the subject it would advance
+ Emperor Julian, surnamed the Apostate
+ Endeavouring to be brief, I become obscure
+ Engaged in the avenues of old age, being already past forty
+ Enough to do to comfort myself, without having to console others
+ Enslave our own contentment to the power of another?
+ Enters lightly into a quarrel is apt to go as lightly out of it
+ Entertain us with fables: astrologers and physicians
+ Epicurus
+ Establish this proposition by authority and huffing
+ Evade this tormenting and unprofitable knowledge
+ Even the very promises of physic are incredible in themselves
+ Events are a very poor testimony of our worth and parts
+ Every abridgment of a good book is a foolish abridgment
+ Every day travels towards death; the last only arrives at it
+ Every government has a god at the head of it
+ Every man thinks himself sufficiently intelligent
+ Every place of retirement requires a walk
+ Everything has many faces and several aspects
+ Examine, who is better learned, than who is more learned
+ Excel above the common rate in frivolous things
+ Excuse myself from knowing anything which enslaves me to others
+ Executions rather whet than dull the edge of vices
+ Expresses more contempt and condemnation than the other
+ Extend their anger and hatred beyond the dispute in question
+ Extremity of philosophy is hurtful
+ Fabric goes forming and piling itself up from hand to hand
+ Fame: an echo, a dream, nay, the shadow of a dream
+ Fancy that others cannot believe otherwise than as he does
+ Fantastic gibberish of the prophetic canting
+ Far more easy and pleasant to follow than to lead
+ Fathers conceal their affection from their children
+ Fault not to discern how far a man’s worth extends
+ Fault will be theirs for having consulted me
+ Fear and distrust invite and draw on offence
+ Fear is more importunate and insupportable than death itself
+ Fear of the fall more fevers me than the fall itself
+ Fear to lose a thing, which being lost, cannot be lamented?
+ Fear was not that I should do ill, but that I should do nothing
+ Fear: begets a terrible astonishment and confusion
+ Feared, lest disgrace should make such delinquents desperate
+ Feminine polity has a mysterious procedure
+ Few men have been admired by their own domestics
+ Few men have made a wife of a mistress, who have not repented it
+ First informed who were to be the other guests
+ First thing to be considered in love matters: a fitting time
+ Flatterer in your old age or in your sickness
+ Follies do not make me laugh, it is our wisdom which does
+ Folly and absurdity are not to be cured by bare admonition
+ Folly of gaping after future things
+ Folly satisfied with itself than any reason can reasonably be
+ Folly than to be moved and angry at the follies of the world
+ Folly to hazard that upon the uncertainty of augmenting it
+ Folly to put out their own light and shine by a borrowed lustre
+ For fear of the laws and report of men
+ For who ever thought he wanted sense?
+ Fortune heaped up five or six such-like incidents
+ Fortune rules in all things
+ Fortune sometimes seems to delight in taking us at our word
+ Fortune will still be mistress of events
+ Fox, who found fault with what he could not obtain
+ Friend, it is not now time to play with your nails
+ Friend, the hook will not stick in such soft cheese
+ Friendships that the law and natural obligation impose upon us
+ Fruits of public commotion are seldom enjoyed
+ Gain to change an ill condition for one that is uncertain
+ Gave them new and more plausible names for their excuse
+ Gentleman would play the fool to make a show of defence
+ Gently to bear the inconstancy of a lover
+ Gewgaw to hang in a cabinet or at the end of the tongue
+ Give but the rind of my attention
+ Give me time to recover my strength and health
+ Give the ladies a cruel contempt of our natural furniture
+ Give these young wenches the things they long for
+ Give us history, more as they receive it than as they believe it
+ Giving is an ambitious and authoritative quality
+ Glory and curiosity are the scourges of the soul
+ Go out of ourselves, because we know not how there to reside
+ Good does not necessarily succeed evil; another evil may succeed
+ Good to be certain and finite, and evil, infinite and uncertain
+ Got up but an inch upon the shoulders of the last, but one
+ Gradations above and below pleasure
+ Gratify the gods and nature by massacre and murder
+ Great presumption to be so fond of one’s own opinions
+ Greatest apprehensions, from things unseen, concealed
+ Greatest talkers, for the most part, do nothing to purpose
+ Greedy humour of new and unknown things
+ Grief provokes itself
+ Gross impostures of religions
+ Guess at our meaning under general and doubtful terms
+ Happen to do anything commendable, I attribute it to fortune
+ Hard to resolve a man’s judgment against the common opinions
+ Haste trips up its own heels, fetters, and stops itself
+ Hate all sorts of obligation and restraint
+ Hate remedies that are more troublesome than the disease itself
+ Have ever had a great respect for her I loved
+ Have more wherewith to defray my journey, than I have way to go
+ Have no other title left me to these things but by the ears
+ Have you ever found any who have been dissatisfied with dying?
+ Having too good an opinion of our own worth
+ He cannot be good, seeing he is not evil even to the wicked
+ He did not think mankind worthy of a wise man’s concern
+ He felt a pleasure and delight in so noble an action
+ He judged other men by himself
+ He may employ his passion, who can make no use of his reason
+ He may well go a foot, they say, who leads his horse in his hand
+ He must fool it a little who would not be deemed wholly a fool
+ He should discern in himself, as well as in others
+ He took himself along with him
+ He who fears he shall suffer, already suffers what he fears
+ He who is only a good man that men may know it
+ He who lays the cloth is ever at the charge of the feast
+ He who lives everywhere, lives nowhere
+ He who provides for all, provides for nothing
+ He who stops not the start will never be able to stop the course
+ He will choose to be alone
+ Headache should come before drunkenness
+ Health depends upon the vanity and falsity of their promises
+ Health is altered and corrupted by their frequent prescriptions
+ Health to be worth purchasing by all the most painful cauteries
+ Hearing a philosopher talk of military affairs
+ Heat and stir up their imagination, and then we find fault
+ Help: no other effect than that of lengthening my suffering
+ High time to die when there is more ill than good in living
+ Hoary head and rivelled face of ancient usage
+ Hobbes said that if he Had been at college as long as others&mdash;
+ Hold a stiff rein upon suspicion
+ Home anxieties and a mind enslaved by wearing complaints
+ Homer: The only words that have motion and action
+ Honour of valour consists in fighting, not in subduing
+ How infirm and decaying material this fabric of ours is
+ How many and many times he has been mistaken in his own judgment
+ How many more have died before they arrived at thy age
+ How many several ways has death to surprise us?
+ “How many things,” said he, “I do not desire!”
+ How many worthy men have we known to survive their reputation
+ How much easier is it not to enter in than it is to get out
+ How much it costs him to do no worse
+ How much more insupportable and painful an immortal life
+ How uncertain duration these accidental conveniences are
+ Humble out of pride
+ Husbands hate their wives only because they themselves do wrong
+ I always find superfluity superfluous
+ I am a little tenderly distrustful of things that I wish
+ I am apt to dream that I dream
+ I am disgusted with the world I frequent
+ I am hard to be got out, but being once upon the road
+ I am no longer in condition for any great change
+ I am not to be cuffed into belief
+ I am plain and heavy, and stick to the solid and the probable
+ I am very glad to find the way beaten before me by others
+ I am very willing to quit the government of my house
+ I bequeath to Areteus the maintenance of my mother
+ I can more hardly believe a man’s constancy than any virtue
+ I cannot well refuse to play with my dog
+ I content myself with enjoying the world without bustle
+ I dare not promise but that I may one day be so much a fool
+ I do not consider what it is now, but what it was then
+ I do not judge opinions by years
+ I do not much lament the dead, and should envy them rather
+ I do not say that ‘tis well said, but well thought
+ I do not willingly alight when I am once on horseback
+ I enter into confidence with dying
+ I ever justly feared to raise my head too high
+ I every day hear fools say things that are not foolish
+ I find myself here fettered by the laws of ceremony
+ I find no quality so easy to counterfeit as devotion
+ I for my part always went the plain way to work
+ I grudge nothing but care and trouble
+ I had much rather die than live upon charity
+ I had rather be old a brief time, than be old before old age
+ I hail and caress truth in what quarter soever I find it
+ I hate all sorts of tyranny, both in word and deed
+ I hate poverty equally with pain
+ I have a great aversion from a novelty
+ “I have done nothing to-day”&mdash;“What? have you not lived?”
+ I have lived longer by this one day than I should have done
+ I have no mind to die, but I have no objection to be dead
+ I have not a wit supple enough to evade a sudden question
+ I have nothing of my own that satisfies my judgment
+ I honour those most to whom I show the least honour
+ I lay no great stress upon my opinions; or of others
+ I look upon death carelessly when I look upon it universally
+ I love stout expressions amongst gentle men
+ I love temperate and moderate natures
+ I need not seek a fool from afar; I can laugh at myself
+ I owe it rather to my fortune than my reason
+ I receive but little advice, I also give but little
+ I scorn to mend myself by halves
+ I see no people so soon sick as those who take physic
+ I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare
+ I take hold of, as little glorious and exemplary as you will
+ I understand my men even by their silence and smiles
+ I was always superstitiously afraid of giving offence
+ I was too frightened to be ill
+ “I wish you good health”&mdash;“No health to thee” replied the other
+ I would as willingly be lucky as wise
+ I would be rich of myself, and not by borrowing
+ I write my book for few men and for few years
+ Idleness is to me a very painful labour
+ Idleness, the mother of corruption
+ If a passion once prepossess and seize me, it carries me away
+ If I am talking my best, whoever interrupts me, stops me
+ If I stand in need of anger and inflammation, I borrow it
+ If it be a delicious medicine, take it
+ If it be the writer’s wit or borrowed from some other
+ If nature do not help a little, it is very hard
+ If they can only be kind to us out of pity
+ If they chop upon one truth, that carries a mighty report
+ If they hear no noise, they think men sleep
+ If to philosophise be, as ‘tis defined, to doubt
+ Ignorance does not offend me, but the foppery of it
+ Impotencies that so unseasonably surprise the lover
+ Ill luck is good for something
+ Imagne the mighty will not abase themselves so much as to live
+ Imitating other men’s natures, thou layest aside thy own
+ Immoderate either seeking or evading glory or reputation
+ Impose them upon me as infallible
+ Impostures: very strangeness lends them credit
+ Improperly we call this voluntary dissolution, despair
+ Impunity pass with us for justice
+ In everything else a man may keep some decorum
+ In ordinary friendships I am somewhat cold and shy
+ In solitude, be company for thyself&mdash;Tibullus
+ In sorrow there is some mixture of pleasure
+ In the meantime, their halves were begging at their doors
+ In this last scene of death, there is no more counterfeiting
+ In those days, the tailor took measure of it
+ In war not to drive an enemy to despair
+ Inclination to love one another at the first sight
+ Inclination to variety and novelty common to us both
+ Incline the history to their own fancy
+ Inconsiderate excuses are a kind of self-accusation
+ Inconveniences that moderation brings (in civil war)
+ Indiscreet desire of a present cure, that so blind us
+ Indocile liberty of this member
+ Inquisitive after everything
+ Insensible of the stroke when our youth dies in us
+ Insert whole sections and pages out of ancient authors
+ Intelligence is required to be able to know that a man knows not
+ Intemperance is the pest of pleasure
+ Intended to get a new husband than to lament the old
+ Interdict all gifts betwixt man and wife
+ Interdiction incites, and who are more eager, being forbidden
+ It (my books) may know many things that are gone from me
+ It happens, as with cages, the birds without despair to get in
+ It is better to die than to live miserable
+ It is no hard matter to get children
+ It is not a book to read, ‘tis a book to study and learn
+ It is not for outward show that the soul is to play its part
+ It’s madness to nourish infirmity
+ Jealousy: no remedy but flight or patience
+ Judge by justice, and choose men by reason
+ Judge by the eye of reason, and not from common report
+ Judgment of duty principally lies in the will
+ Judgment of great things is many times formed from lesser thing
+ Justice als takes cognisance of those who glean after the reaper
+ Killing is good to frustrate an offence to come, not to revenge
+ Knock you down with the authority of their experience
+ Knot is not so sure that a man may not half suspect it will slip
+ Knowledge and truth may be in us without judgment
+ Knowledge is not so absolutely necessary as judgment
+ Knowledge of others, wherein the honour consists
+ Known evil was ever more supportable than one that was, new
+ Ladies are no sooner ours, than we are no more theirs
+ Language: obscure and unintelligible in wills and contracts
+ Lascivious poet: Homer
+ Last death will kill but a half or a quarter of a man
+ Law: breeder of altercation and division
+ Laws (of Plato on travel), which forbids it after threescore
+ Laws cannot subsist without mixture of injustice
+ Laws do what they can, when they cannot do what they would
+ Laws keep up their credit, not for being just&mdash;but as laws
+ Lay the fault on the voices of those who speak to me
+ Laying themselves low to avoid the danger of falling
+ Learn my own debility and the treachery of my understanding
+ Learn the theory from those who best know the practice
+ Learn what it is right to wish
+ Learning improves fortunes enough, but not minds
+ Least end of a hair will serve to draw them into my discourse
+ Least touch or prick of a pencil in comparison of the whole
+ Leave society when we can no longer add anything to it
+ Leaving nothing unsaid, how home and bitter soever
+ Led by the ears by this charming harmony of words
+ Lend himself to others, and only give himself to himself
+ Lessen the just value of things that I possess
+ “Let a man take which course he will,” said he; “he will repent”
+ Let him be as wise as he will, after all he is but a man
+ Let him be satisfied with correcting himself
+ Let him examine every man’s talent
+ Let it alone a little
+ Let it be permitted to the timid to hope
+ Let not us seek illusions from without and unknown
+ Let us not be ashamed to speak what we are not ashamed to think
+ Let us not seek our disease out of ourselves; ‘tis in us
+ Liberality at the expense of others
+ Liberty and laziness, the qualities most predominant in me
+ Liberty of poverty
+ Liberty to lean, but not to lay our whole weight upon others
+ Library: Tis there that I am in my kingdom
+ License of judgments is a great disturbance to great affairs
+ Life of Caesar has no greater example for us than our own
+ Life should be cut off in the sound and living part
+ Light griefs can speak: deep sorrows are dumb
+ Light prognostics they give of themselves in their tender years
+ Little affairs most disturb us
+ Little knacks and frivolous subtleties
+ Little learning is needed to form a sound mind&mdash;Seneca
+ Little less trouble in governing a private family than a kingdom
+ Live a quite contrary sort of life to what they prescribe others
+ Live at the expense of life itself
+ Live, not so long as they please, but as long as they ought
+ Living is slavery if the liberty of dying be wanting
+ Living well, which of all arts is the greatest
+ Llaying the fault upon the patient, by such frivolous reasons
+ Lodge nothing in his fancy upon simple authority and upon trust
+ Long a voyage I should at last run myself into some disadvantage
+ Long sittings at table both trouble me and do me harm
+ Long toleration begets habit; habit, consent and imitation
+ Look on death not only without astonishment but without care
+ Look upon themselves as a third person only, a stranger
+ Look, you who think the gods have no care of human things
+ Lose what I have a particular care to lock safe up
+ Loses more by defending his vineyard than if he gave it up
+ Love is the appetite of generation by the mediation of beauty
+ Love shamefully and dishonestly cured by marriage
+ Love them the less for our own faults
+ Love we bear to our wives is very lawful
+ Love, full, lively, and sharp; a pleasure inflamed by difficulty
+ Loved them for our sport, like monkeys, and not as men
+ Lower himself to the meanness of defending his innocence
+ Made all medicinal conclusions largely give way to my pleasure
+ Making their advantage of our folly, for most men do the same
+ Malice must be employed to correct this arrogant ignorance
+ Malice sucks up the greatest part of its own venom
+ Malicious kind of justice
+ Man (must) know that he is his own
+ Man after who held out his pulse to a physician was a fool
+ Man can never be wise but by his own wisdom
+ Man may say too much even upon the best subjects
+ Man may with less trouble adapt himself to entire abstinence
+ Man must approach his wife with prudence and temperance
+ Man must have a care not to do his master so great service
+ Man must learn that he is nothing but a fool
+ Man runs a very great hazard in their hands (of physicians)
+ Mark of singular good nature to preserve old age
+ Marriage
+ Marriage rejects the company and conditions of love
+ Melancholy: Are there not some constitutions that feed upon it?
+ Memories are full enough, but the judgment totally void
+ Men approve of things for their being rare and new
+ Men are not always to rely upon the personal confessions
+ Men as often commend as undervalue me beyond reason
+ Men make them (the rules) without their (women’s) help
+ Men must embark, and not deliberate, upon high enterprises
+ Men should furnish themselves with such things as would float
+ Mercenaries who would receive any (pay)
+ Merciful to the man, but not to his wickedness&mdash;Aristotle
+ Methinks I am no more than half of myself
+ Methinks I promise it, if I but say it
+ Miracle: everything our reason cannot comprehend
+ Miracles and strange events have concealed themselves from me
+ Miracles appear to be so, according to our ignorance of nature
+ Miserable kind of remedy, to owe one’s health to one’s disease!
+ Miserable, who has not at home where to be by himself
+ Misfortunes that only hurt us by being known
+ Mix railing, indiscretion, and fury in his disputations
+ Moderation is a virtue that gives more work than suffering
+ Modesty is a foolish virtue in an indigent person (Homer)
+ More ado to interpret interpretations
+ More books upon books than upon any other subject
+ More brave men been lost in occasions of little moment
+ More solicitous that men speak of us, than how they speak
+ More supportable to be always alone than never to be so
+ More valued a victory obtained by counsel than by force
+ Morosity and melancholic humour of a sour ill-natured pedant
+ Most cruel people, and upon frivolous occasions, apt to cry
+ Most men are rich in borrowed sufficiency
+ Most men do not so much believe as they acquiesce and permit
+ Most of my actions are guided by example, not by choice
+ Mothers are too tender
+ Motive to some vicious occasion or some prospect of profit
+ Much better to offend him once than myself every day
+ Much difference betwixt us and ourselves
+ Must for the most part entertain ourselves with ourselves
+ Must of necessity walk in the steps of another
+ My affection alters, my judgment does not
+ My books: from me hold that which I have not retained
+ My dog unseasonably importunes me to play
+ My fancy does not go by itself, as when my legs move it
+ My humour is no friend to tumult
+ My humour is unfit either to speak or write for beginners
+ My innocence is a simple one; little vigour and no art
+ My mind is easily composed at distance
+ My reason is not obliged to bow and bend; my knees are
+ My thoughts sleep if I sit still
+ My words does but injure the love I have conceived within
+ Natural death the most rare and very seldom seen
+ Nature of judgment to have it more deliberate and more slow
+ Nature of wit is to have its operation prompt and sudden
+ Nature, who left us in such a state of imperfection
+ Nearest to the opinions of those with whom they have to do
+ Negligent garb, which is yet observable amongst the young men
+ Neither be a burden to myself nor to any other
+ Neither continency nor virtue where there are no opposing desire
+ Neither men nor their lives are measured by the ell
+ Neither the courage to die nor the heart to live
+ Never any man knew so much, and spake so little
+ Never did two men make the same judgment of the same thing
+ Never observed any great stability in my soul to resist passions
+ Never oppose them either by word or sign, how false or absurd
+ Never represent things to you simply as they are
+ Never spoke of my money, but falsely, as others do
+ New World: sold it opinions and our arts at a very dear rate
+ None that less keep their promise (than physicians)
+ No alcohol the night on which a man intends to get children
+ No beast in the world so much to be feared by man as man
+ No danger with them, though they may do us no good
+ No doing more difficult than that not doing, nor more active
+ No effect of virtue, to have stronger arms and legs
+ No evil is honourable; but death is honourable
+ No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness
+ No great choice betwixt not knowing to speak anything but ill&mdash;
+ No man continues ill long but by his own fault
+ No man is free from speaking foolish things
+ No man more certain than another of to-morrow&mdash;Seneca
+ No necessity upon a man to live in necessity
+ No one can be called happy till he is dead and buried
+ No other foundation or support than public abuse
+ No passion so contagious as that of fear
+ No physic that has not something hurtful in it
+ No use to this age, I throw myself back upon that other
+ No way found to tranquillity that is good in common
+ Noble and rich, where examples of virtue are rarely lodged
+ Nobody prognosticated that I should be wicked, but only useless
+ Noise of arms deafened the voice of laws
+ None of the sex, let her be as ugly as the devil thinks lovable
+ Nor get children but before I sleep, nor get them standing
+ Nor have other tie upon one another, but by our word
+ Nosegay of foreign flowers, having furnished nothing of my own
+ Not a victory that puts not an end to the war
+ Not being able to govern events, I govern myself
+ Not believe from one, I should not believe from a hundred
+ Not certain to live till I came home
+ Not conceiving things otherwise than by this outward bark
+ Not conclude too much upon your mistress’s inviolable chastity
+ Not for any profit, but for the honour of honesty itself
+ Not having been able to pronounce one syllable, which is No!
+ Not in a condition to lend must forbid himself to borrow
+ Not melancholic, but meditative
+ Not to instruct but to be instructed
+ Not want, but rather abundance, that creates avarice
+ Nothing can be a grievance that is but once
+ Nothing falls where all falls
+ Nothing is more confident than a bad poet
+ Nothing is so firmly believed, as what we least know
+ Nothing is so supple and erratic as our understanding
+ Nothing noble can be performed without danger
+ Nothing presses so hard upon a state as innovation
+ Nothing so grossly, nor so ordinarily faulty, as the laws
+ Nothing tempts my tears but tears
+ Nothing that so poisons as flattery
+ Number of fools so much exceeds the wise
+ O Athenians, what this man says, I will do
+ O my friends, there is no friend: Aristotle
+ O wretched men, whose pleasures are a crime
+ O, the furious advantage of opportunity!
+ Obedience is never pure nor calm in him who reasons and disputes
+ Obliged to his age for having weaned him from pleasure
+ Observed the laws of marriage, than I either promised or expect
+ Obstinacy and contention are common qualities
+ Obstinacy is the sister of constancy
+ Obstinancy and heat in argument are the surest proofs of folly
+ Obstinate in growing worse
+ Occasion to La Boetie to write his “Voluntary Servitude”
+ Occasions of the least lustre are ever the most dangerous
+ Occupy our thoughts about the general, and about universal cause
+ Of the fleeting years each steals something from me
+ Office of magnanimity openly and professedly to love and hate
+ Oftentimes agitated with divers passions
+ Old age: applaud the past and condemn the present
+ Old men who retain the memory of things past
+ Omit, as incredible, such things as they do not understand
+ On all occasions to contradict and oppose
+ One door into life, but a hundred thousand ways out
+ One may be humble out of pride
+ One may more boldly dare what nobody thinks you dare
+ One may regret better times, but cannot fly from the present
+ One must first know what is his own and what is not
+ Only desire to become more wise, not more learned or eloquent
+ Only secure harbour from the storms and tempests of life
+ Only set the humours they would purge more violently in work
+ Open speaking draws out discoveries, like wine and love
+ Opinions they have of things and not by the things themselves
+ Opinions we have are taken on authority and trust
+ Opposition and contradiction entertain and nourish them
+ Option now of continuing in life or of completing the voyage
+ Order a purge for your brain, it will there be much better
+ Order it so that your virtue may conquer your misfortune
+ Ordinances it (Medicine)foists upon us
+ Ordinary friendships, you are to walk with bridle in your hand
+ Ordinary method of cure is carried on at the expense of life
+ Others adore all of their own side
+ Ought not only to have his hands, but his eyes, too, chaste
+ Ought not to expect much either from his vigilance or power
+ Ought to withdraw and retire his soul from the crowd
+ Our extremest pleasure has some sort of groaning
+ Our fancy does what it will, both with itself and us
+ Our judgments are yet sick
+ Our justice presents to us but one hand
+ Our knowledge, which is a wretched foundation
+ Our qualities have no title but in comparison
+ Our will is more obstinate by being opposed
+ Over-circumspect and wary prudence is a mortal enemy
+ Overvalue things, because they are foreign, absent
+ Owe ourselves chiefly and mostly to ourselves
+ Passion has a more absolute command over us than reason
+ Passion has already confounded his judgment
+ Passion of dandling and caressing infants scarcely born
+ Pay very strict usury who did not in due time pay the principal
+ People are willing to be gulled in what they desire
+ People conceiving they have right and title to be judges
+ Perfect friendship I speak of is indivisible
+ Perfect men as they are, they are yet simply men
+ Perfection: but I will not buy it so dear as it costs
+ Perpetual scolding of his wife (of Socrates)
+ Petulant madness contends with itself
+ Philopoemen: paying the penalty of my ugliness
+ Philosophy
+ Philosophy has discourses proper for childhood
+ Philosophy is nothing but to prepare one’s self to die
+ Philosophy is that which instructs us to live
+ Philosophy looked upon as a vain and fantastic name
+ Phusicians cure by by misery and pain
+ Physic
+ Physician worse physicked
+ Physician: pass through all the diseases he pretends to cure
+ Physician’s “help”, which is very often an obstacle
+ Physicians are not content to deal only with the sick
+ Physicians fear men should at any time escape their authority
+ Physicians were the only men who might lie at pleasure
+ Physicians: earth covers their failures
+ Pinch the secret strings of our imperfections
+ Pitiful ways and expedients to the jugglers of the law
+ Pity is reputed a vice amongst the Stoics
+ Plato angry at excess of sleeping than at excess of drinking
+ Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age
+ Plato said of the Egyptians, that they were all physicians
+ Plato says, that the gods made man for their sport
+ Plato will have nobody marry before thirty
+ Plato: lawyers and physicians are bad institutions of a country
+ Plays of children are not performed in play
+ Pleasing all: a mark that can never be aimed at or hit
+ Pleasure of telling (a pleasure little inferior to that of doing
+ Possession begets a contempt of what it holds and rules
+ Practical Jokes: Tis unhandsome to fight in play
+ Preachers very often work more upon their auditory than reasons
+ Preface to bribe the benevolence of the courteous reader
+ Prefer in bed, beauty before goodness
+ Preferring the universal and common tie to all national ties
+ Premeditation of death is the premeditation of liberty
+ Prepare ourselves against the preparations of death
+ Present Him such words as the memory suggests to the tongue
+ Present himself with a halter about his neck to the people
+ Presumptive knowledge by silence
+ Pretending to find out the cause of every accident
+ Priest shall on the wedding-day open the way to the bride
+ Proceed so long as there shall be ink and paper in the world
+ Profession of knowledge and their immeasurable self-conceit
+ Profit made only at the expense of another
+ Prolong his life also prolonged and augmented his pain
+ Prolong your misery an hour or two
+ Prudent and just man may be intemperate and inconsistent
+ Prudent man, when I imagine him in this posture
+ Psalms of King David: promiscuous, indiscreet
+ Public weal requires that men should betray, and lie
+ Puerile simplicities of our children
+ Pure cowardice that makes our belief so pliable
+ Put us into a way of extending and diversifying difficulties
+ Pyrrho’s hog
+ Quiet repose and a profound sleep without dreams
+ Rage compelled to excuse itself by a pretence of good-will
+ Rage it puts them to oppose silence and coldness to their fury
+ Rash and incessant scolding runs into custom
+ Rather be a less while old than be old before I am really so
+ Rather complain of ill-fortune than be ashamed of victory
+ Rather prating of another man’s province than his own
+ Reading those books, converse with the great and heroic souls
+ Reasons often anticipate the effect
+ Recommendation of strangeness, rarity, and dear purchase
+ Refusin to justify, excuse, or explain myself
+ Regret so honourable a post, where necessity must make them bold
+ Remotest witness knows more about it than those who were nearest
+ Represented her a little too passionate for a married Venus
+ Reputation: most useless, frivolous, and false coin that passes
+ Repute for value in them, not what they bring to us
+ Reserve a backshop, wholly our own and entirely free
+ Resolved to bring nothing to it but expectation and patience
+ Rest satisfied, without desire of prolongation of life or name
+ Restoring what has been lent us, wit usury and accession
+ Revenge more wounds our children than it heals us
+ Revenge, which afterwards produces a series of new cruelties
+ Reverse of truth has a hundred thousand forms
+ Rhetoric: an art to flatter and deceive
+ Rhetoric: to govern a disorderly and tumultuous rabble
+ Richer than we think we are; but we are taught to borrow
+ Ridiculous desire of riches when we have lost the use of them
+ Right of command appertains to the beautiful-Aristotle
+ Rome was more valiant before she grew so learned
+ Rowers who so advance backward
+ Rude and quarrelsome flatly to deny a stated fact
+ Same folly as to be sorry we were not alive a hundred years ago
+ Satisfaction of mind to have only one path to walk in
+ Satisfied and pleased with and in themselves
+ Say of some compositions that they stink of oil and of the lamp
+ Scratching is one of nature’s sweetest gratifications
+ Season a denial with asperity, suspense, or favour
+ See how flexible our reason is
+ Seek the quadrature of the circle, even when on their wives
+ Seeming anger, for the better governing of my house
+ Send us to the better air of some other country
+ Sense: no one who is not contented with his share
+ Setting too great a value upon ourselves
+ Setting too little a value upon others
+ Settled my thoughts to live upon less than I have
+ Sex: To put fools and wise men, beasts and us, on a level
+ Shake the truth of our Church by the vices of her ministers
+ Shame for me to serve, being so near the reach of liberty
+ Sharps and sweets of marriage, are kept secret by the wise
+ She who only refuses, because ‘tis forbidden, consents
+ Shelter my own weakness under these great reputations
+ Short of the foremost, but before the last
+ Should first have mended their breeches
+ Silence, therefore, and modesty are very advantageous qualities
+ Silent mien procured the credit of prudence and capacity
+ Sins that make the least noise are the worst
+ Sitting betwixt two stools
+ Slaves, or exiles, ofttimes live as merrily as other folk
+ Sleep suffocates and suppresses the faculties of the soul
+ Smile upon us whilst we are alive
+ So austere and very wise countenance and carriage&mdash;of physicians
+ So many trillions of men, buried before us
+ So much are men enslaved to their miserable being
+ So that I could have said no worse behind their backs
+ So weak and languishing, as not to have even wishing left to him
+ Socrates kept a confounded scolding wife
+ Socrates: According to what a man can
+ Soft, easy, and wholesome pillow is ignorance and incuriosity
+ Solon said that eating was physic against the malady hunger
+ Solon, that none can be said to be happy until he is dead
+ some people rude, by being overcivil in their courtesy
+ Some wives covetous indeed, but very few that are good managers
+ Sometimes the body first submits to age, sometimes the mind
+ Souls that are regular and strong of themselves are rare
+ Sparing and an husband of his knowledge
+ Speak less of one’s self than what one really is is folly
+ Spectators can claim no interest in the honour and pleasure
+ Stilpo lost wife, children, and goods
+ Stilpo: thank God, nothing was lost of his
+ Strangely suspect all this merchandise: medical care
+ Strong memory is commonly coupled with infirm judgment
+ Studied, when young, for ostentation, now for diversion
+ Studies, to teach me to do, and not to write
+ Study makes me sensible how much I have to learn
+ Study of books is a languishing and feeble motion
+ Study to declare what is justice, but never took care to do it
+ Stumble upon a truth amongst an infinite number of lies
+ Stupidity and facility natural to the common people
+ Style wherewith men establish religions and laws
+ Subdividing these subtilties we teach men to increase their doub
+ Such a recipe as they will not take themselves
+ Suffer my judgment to be made captive by prepossession
+ Suffer those inconveniences which are not possibly to be avoided
+ Sufficiently covered by their virtue without any other robe
+ Suicide: a morsel that is to be swallowed without chewing
+ Superstitiously to seek out in the stars the ancient causes
+ Swell and puff up their souls, and their natural way of speaking
+ Swim in troubled waters without fishing in them
+ Take a pleasure in being uninterested in other men’s affairs
+ Take all things at the worst, and to resolve to bear that worst
+ Take my last leave of every place I depart from
+ Take two sorts of grist out of the same sack
+ Taking things upon trust from vulgar opinion
+ Taught to be afraid of professing our ignorance
+ Taught to consider sleep as a resemblance of death
+ Tearing a body limb from limb by racks and torments
+ Testimony of the truth from minds prepossessed by custom?
+ That he could neither read nor swim
+ That looks a nice well-made shoe to you
+ That we may live, we cease to live
+ That which cowardice itself has chosen for its refuge
+ The action is commendable, not the man
+ The age we live in produces but very indifferent things
+ The authors, with whom I converse
+ The Babylonians carried their sick into the public square
+ The best authors too much humble and discourage me
+ The Bible: the wicked and ignorant grow worse by it
+ The cause of truth ought to be the common cause
+ The conduct of our lives is the true mirror of our doctrine
+ The consequence of common examples
+ The day of your birth is one day’s advance towards the grave
+ The deadest deaths are the best
+ The event often justifies a very foolish conduct
+ The faintness that surprises in the exercises of Venus
+ The gods sell us all the goods they give us
+ The good opinion of the vulgar is injurious
+ The honour we receive from those that fear us is not honour
+ The ignorant return from the combat full of joy and triumph
+ The impulse of nature, which is a rough counsellor
+ The last informed is better persuaded than the first
+ The mean is best
+ The mind grows costive and thick in growing old
+ The most manifest sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness
+ The most voluntary death is the finest
+ The particular error first makes the public error
+ The pedestal is no part of the statue
+ The privilege of the mind to rescue itself from old age
+ The reward of a thing well done is to have done it
+ The satiety of living, inclines a man to desire to die
+ The sick man has not to complain who has his cure in his sleeve
+ The storm is only begot by a concurrence of angers
+ The thing in the world I am most afraid of is fear
+ The very name Liberality sounds of Liberty
+ The vice opposite to curiosity is negligence
+ The virtue of the soul does not consist in flying high
+ Their disguises and figures only serve to cosen fools
+ Their labour is not to delivery, but about conception
+ Their pictures are not here who were cast away
+ Their souls seek repose in agitation
+ There are defeats more triumphant than victories
+ There are some upon whom their rich clothes weep
+ There can be no pleasure to me without communication
+ There is more trouble in keeping money than in getting it
+ There is no allurement like modesty, if it be not rude
+ There is no long, nor short, to things that are no more
+ There is no merchant that always gains
+ There is no reason that has not its contrary
+ There is no recompense becomes virtue
+ There is none of us who would not be worse than kings
+ There is nothing I hate so much as driving a bargain
+ There is nothing like alluring the appetite and affections
+ There is nothing single and rare in respect of nature
+ These sleepy, sluggish sort of men are often the most dangerous
+ They (good women) are not by the dozen, as every one knows
+ They begin to teach us to live when we have almost done living
+ They better conquer us by flying
+ They buy a cat in a sack
+ They can neither lend nor give anything to one another
+ They do not see my heart, they see but my countenance
+ They err as much who too much forbear Venus
+ They gently name them, so they patiently endure them (diseases)
+ They have heard, they have seen, they have done so and so
+ They have not one more invention left wherewith to amuse us
+ They have not the courage to suffer themselves to be corrected
+ They have yet touched nothing of that which is mine
+ They juggle and trifle in all their discourses at our expense
+ They must be very hard to please, if they are not contented
+ They must become insensible and invisible to satisfy us
+ They neither instruct us to think well nor to do well
+ They never loved them till dead
+ They who would fight custom with grammar are triflers
+ Thing at which we all aim, even in virtue is pleasure
+ Things grow familiar to men’s minds by being often seen
+ Things I say are better than those I write
+ Things often appear greater to us at distance than near at hand
+ Things seem greater by imagination than they are in effect
+ Things that engage us elsewhere and separate us from ourselves
+ Think myself no longer worth my own care
+ Think of physic as much good or ill as any one would have me
+ Thinking nothing done, if anything remained to be done
+ Thinks nothing profitable that is not painful
+ This decay of nature which renders him useless, burdensome
+ This plodding occupation of bookes is as painfull as any other
+ Those immodest and debauched tricks and postures
+ Those oppressed with sorrow sometimes surprised by a smile
+ Those which we fear the least are, peradventure, most to be fear
+ Those who can please and hug themselves in what they do
+ Those within (marriage) despair of getting out
+ Thou diest because thou art living
+ Thou wilt not feel it long if thou feelest it too much
+ Though I be engaged to one forme, I do not tie the world unto it
+ Though nobody should read me, have I wasted time
+ Threats of the day of judgment
+ Thucydides: which was the better wrestler
+ Thy own cowardice is the cause, if thou livest in pain
+ Tis all swine’s flesh, varied by sauces
+ Tis an exact life that maintains itself in due order in private
+ Tis better to lean towards doubt than assurance&mdash;Augustine
+ Tis evil counsel that will admit no change
+ Tis far beyond not fearing death to taste and relish it
+ Tis for youth to subject itself to common opinions
+ Tis impossible to deal fairly with a fool
+ Tis in some sort a kind of dying to avoid the pain of living well
+ Tis more laudable to obey the bad than the good
+ Tis no matter; it may be of use to some others
+ Tis not the cause, but their interest, that inflames them
+ Tis not the number of men, but the number of good men
+ Tis said of Epimenides, that he always prophesied backward
+ Tis so I melt and steal away from myself
+ Tis the sharpnss of our mind that gives the edge to our pains
+ Tis then no longer correction, but revenge
+ Tis there she talks plain French
+ Titillation of ill-natured pleasure in seeing others suffer
+ Title of barbarism to everything that is not familiar
+ Titles being so dearly bought
+ Titles of my chapters do not always comprehend the whole matter
+ To be a slave, incessantly to be led by the nose by one’s self
+ To be, not to seem
+ To condemn them as impossible, is by a temerarious presumption
+ To contemn what we do not comprehend
+ To die of old age is a death rare, extraordinary, and singular
+ To do well where there was danger was the proper office
+ To forbear doing is often as generous as to do
+ To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind to’t
+ To fret and vex at folly, as I do, is folly itself
+ To give a currency to his little pittance of learning
+ To go a mile out of their way to hook in a fine word
+ To keep me from dying is not in your power
+ To kill men, a clear and strong light is required
+ To know by rote, is no knowledge
+ To make little things appear great was his profession
+ To make their private advantage at the public expense
+ To smell, though well, is to stink
+ To study philosophy is nothing but to prepare one’s self to die
+ To what friend dare you intrust your griefs
+ To whom no one is ill who can be good?
+ Tongue will grow too stiff to bend
+ Too contemptible to be punished
+ Torture: rather a trial of patience than of truth
+ Totally brutified by an immoderate thirst after knowledge
+ Transferring of money from the right owners to strangers
+ Travel with not only a necessary, but a handsome equipage
+ True liberty is to be able to do what a man will with himself
+ Truly he, with a great effort will shortly say a mighty trifle
+ Truth itself has not the privilege to be spoken at all times
+ Truth, that for being older it is none the wiser
+ Turks have alms and hospitals for beasts
+ Turn up my eyes to heaven to return thanks, than to crave
+ Tutor to the ignorance and folly of the first we meet
+ Twas a happy marriage betwixt a blind wife and a deaf husband
+ Twenty people prating about him when he is at stool
+ Two opinions alike, no more than two hairs
+ Two principal guiding reins are reward and punishment
+ Tyrannic sourness not to endure a form contrary to one’s own
+ Tyrannical authority physicians usurp over poor creatures
+ Unbecoming rudeness to carp at everything
+ Under fortune’s favour, to prepare myself for her disgrace
+ Universal judgments that I see so common, signify nothing
+ Unjust judges of their actions, as they are of ours
+ Unjust to exact from me what I do not owe
+ Upon the precipice, ‘tis no matter who gave you the push
+ Use veils from us the true aspect of things
+ Utility of living consists not in the length of days
+ Valour has its bounds as well as other virtues
+ Valour whetted and enraged by mischance
+ Valour will cause a trembling in the limbs as well as fear
+ Valuing the interest of discipline
+ Vast distinction betwixt devotion and conscience
+ Venture it upon his neighbour, if he will let him
+ venture the making ourselves better without any danger
+ Very idea we invent for their chastity is ridiculous
+ Vice of confining their belief to their own capacity
+ Vices will cling together, if a man have not a care
+ Victorious envied the conquered
+ Virtue and ambition, unfortunately, seldom lodge together
+ Virtue is a pleasant and gay quality
+ Virtue is much strengthened by combats
+ Virtue refuses facility for a companion
+ Viscid melting kisses of youthful ardour in my wanton age
+ Voice and determination of the rabble, the mother of ignorance
+ Vulgar reports and opinions that drive us on
+ We are masters of nothing but the will
+ We are not to judge of counsels by events
+ We ask most when we bring least
+ We believe we do not believe
+ We can never be despised according to our full desert
+ We cannot be bound beyond what we are able to perform
+ We confess our ignorance in many things
+ We consider our death as a very great thing
+ We do not correct the man we hang; we correct others by him
+ We do not easily accept the medicine we understand
+ We do not go, we are driven
+ We do not so much forsake vices as we change them
+ We have lived enough for others
+ We have more curiosity than capacity
+ We have naturally a fear of pain, but not of death
+ We have not the thousandth part of ancient writings
+ We have taught the ladies to blush
+ We much more aptly imagine an artisan upon his close-stool
+ We must learn to suffer what we cannot evade
+ We neither see far forward nor far backward
+ We only labour to stuff the memory
+ We ought to grant free passage to diseases
+ We say a good marriage because no one says to the contrary
+ We set too much value upon ourselves
+ We still carry our fetters along with us
+ We take other men’s knowledge and opinions upon trust
+ Weakness and instability of a private and particular fancy
+ Weigh, as wise: men should, the burden of obligation
+ Well, and what if it had been death itself?
+ Were more ambitious of a great reputation than of a good one
+ What a man says should be what he thinks
+ What are become of all our brave philosophical precepts?
+ What can they not do, what do they fear to do (for beauty)
+ What can they suffer who do not fear to die?
+ What did I say? that I have? no, Chremes, I had
+ What he did by nature and accident, he cannot do by design
+ What is more accidental than reputation?
+ What may be done to-morrow, may be done to-day
+ What more? they lie with their lovers learnedly
+ What need have they of anything but to live beloved and honoured
+ What sort of wine he liked the best: “That of another”
+ What step ends the near and what step begins the remote
+ What they ought to do when they come to be men
+ What we have not seen, we are forced to receive from other hands
+ What, shall so much knowledge be lost
+ Whatever was not ordinary diet, was instead of a drug
+ When I travel I have nothing to care for but myself
+ When jealousy seizes these poor souls
+ When their eyes give the lie to their tongue
+ When time begins to wear things out of memory
+ When we have got it, we want something else
+ “When will this man be wise,” said he, “if he is yet learning?”
+ When you see me moved first, let me alone, right or wrong
+ Where the lion’s skin is too short
+ Where their profit is, let them there have their pleasure too
+ Wherever the mind is perplexed, it is in an entire disorder
+ Whilst thou wast silent, thou seemedst to be some great thing
+ Whimpering is offensive to the living and vain to the dead
+ Who by their fondness of some fine sounding word
+ Who can flee from himself
+ Who discern no riches but in pomp and show
+ Who does not boast of some rare recipe
+ Who escapes being talked of at the same rate
+ Who ever saw one physician approve of another’s prescription
+ Who has once been a very fool, will never after be very wise
+ Who would weigh him without the honour and grandeur of his end
+ Whoever expects punishment already suffers it
+ Whoever will be cured of ignorance must confess it
+ Whoever will call to mind the excess of his past anger
+ Whosoever despises his own life, is always master
+ Why do we not imitate the Roman architecture?
+ Wide of the mark in judging of their own works
+ Willingly give them leave to laugh after we are dead
+ Willingly slip the collar of command upon any pretence whatever
+ Wisdom has its excesses, and has no less need of moderation
+ Wisdom is folly that does not accommodate itself to the common
+ Wise man lives as long as he ought, not so long as he can
+ Wise man never loses anything if he have himself
+ Wise man to keep a curbing hand upon the impetus of friendship
+ Wise may learn more of fools, than fools can of the wise
+ Wise whose invested money is visible in beautiful villas
+ Wiser who only know what is needful for them to know
+ With being too well I am about to die
+ Woman who goes to bed to a man, must put off her modesty
+ Women who paint, pounce, and plaster up their ruins
+ Wont to give others their life, and not to receive it
+ World where loyalty of one’s own children is unknown
+ Worse endure an ill-contrived robe than an ill-contrived mind
+ Would have every one in his party blind or a blockhead
+ Would in this affair have a man a little play the servant
+ Wrangling arrogance, wholly believing and trusting in itself
+ Wretched and dangerous thing to depend upon others
+ Write what he knows, and as much as he knows, but no more
+ Wrong the just side when they go about to assist it with fraud
+ Yet at least for ambition’s sake, let us reject ambition
+ Yet do we find any end of the need of interpretating?
+ You and companion are theatre enough to one another
+ You have lost a good captain, to make of him a bad general
+ You may indeed make me die an ill death
+ You must first see us die
+ You must let yourself down to those with whom you converse
+ Young and old die upon the same terms
+ Young are to make their preparations, the old to enjoy them
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