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+Project Gutenberg's From the Easy Chair, series 2, by George William Curtis
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
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+
+Title: From the Easy Chair, series 2
+
+Author: George William Curtis
+
+Release Date: April 27, 2011 [EBook #35980]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FROM THE EASY CHAIR, SERIES 2 ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Chuck Greif, Broward County Libraries and the
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: frontispiece]
+
+
+
+
+FROM THE
+EASY CHAIR
+
+BY
+
+GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS
+
+SECOND SERIES
+
+[Illustration: colophon]
+
+NEW YORK
+
+HARPER AND BROTHERS
+
+MDCCCXCIV
+
+Copyright, 1893, by HARPER & BROTHERS.
+
+Copyright, 1894, by HARPER & BROTHERS.
+
+_All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ THE NEW YEAR 1
+ THE PUBLIC SCOLD 10
+ NATIONAL NOMINATING CONVENTION 16
+ BRYANT'S COUNTRY 23
+ _The Game of Newport_ 31
+ THE LECTURE LYCEUM 39
+ TWEED 47
+ COMMENCEMENT 60
+ THE STREETS OF NEW YORK 69
+ THE MORALITY OF DANCING 76
+ THE HOG FAMILY 81
+ THE ENLIGHTENED OBSERVER 88
+ RALPH WALDO EMERSON 94
+ HENRY WARD BEECHER 110
+ THE GOLDEN AGE 119
+ SPRING PICTURES 126
+ PROPER AND IMPROPER 130
+ BELINDA AND THE VULGAR 137
+ DECAYED GENTILITY 142
+ THE PHARISEE 149
+ LADY MAVOURNEEN ON HER TRAVELS 155
+ GENERAL SHERMAN 162
+ THE AMERICAN GIRL 166
+ ANNUS MIRABILIS 174
+ STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK 186
+ THE GRAND TOUR 193
+ "EASY DOES IT, GUVNER" 203
+ SISTE, VIATOR 208
+ CHRISTENDOM _vs._ CHRISTIANITY 216
+ FRANCIS GEORGE SHAW 222
+
+
+
+
+THE NEW YEAR.
+
+
+IN Germany on _Sylvesterabend_--the eve of Saint Sylvester, the last
+night of the year--you shall wake and hear a chorus of voices singing
+hymns, like the English waits at Christmas or the Italian _pifferari_.
+In the deep silence, and to one awakening, the music has a penetrating
+and indefinable pathos, the pathos that Richter remarked in all music,
+and which our own Parsons has hinted delicately--
+
+ "Strange was the music that over me stole,
+ For 'twas born of old sadness that lives in my
+ soul."
+
+There is something of the same feeling in the melody of college songs
+heard at a little distance on awakening in the night before
+Commencement. The songs are familiar, but they have an appealing
+melancholy unknown before. Their dying cadences murmur like a muffled
+peal heralding the visionary procession that is passing out of the
+enchanted realm of youth forever. So the voices of Sylvester's Eve chant
+the requiem of the year that is dead. So much more of life, of
+opportunity, of achievement, passed; so much nearer age, decline, the
+mystery of the end. The music swells in rich and lingering strains. It
+is a moment of exaltation, of purification. The chords are dying; the
+hymn is ending; it ends. The voices are stilled. It is the benediction
+of Saint Sylvester:
+
+ "She died and left to me ...
+ The memory of what has been,
+ And nevermore will be."
+
+But this is the midnight refrain--The King is dead! With the earliest
+ray of daylight the exulting strain begins--Live the King! The bells are
+ringing; the children are shouting; there are gifts and greetings, good
+wishes and gladness. "Happy New Year! happy New Year!" It is the day of
+hope and a fresh beginning. Old debts shall be forgiven; old feuds
+forgotten; old friendships revived. To-day shall be better than
+yesterday. The good vows shall be kept. A blessing shall be wrung from
+the fleet angel Opportunity. There shall be more patience, more courage,
+more faith; the dream shall become life; to-day shall wear the glamour
+of to-morrow. Ring out the old, ring in the new!
+
+Charles Lamb says that no one ever regarded the first of January with
+indifference; no one, that is to say, of the new style. But a
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style, before Pope Gregory retrenched those
+ten days in October, three hundred years ago, or the British Parliament
+those eleven days in September, a hundred and thirty-five years ago,
+took no thought of the first of January. It was a date of no
+significance. To have mused and moralized upon that day more than upon
+any other would have exposed him to the mischance against which Rufus
+Choate asked his daughter to defend him at the opera: "Tell me, my dear,
+when to applaud, lest unwittingly I dilate with the wrong emotion." The
+Pope and the Parliament played havoc with the date of the proper annual
+emotion. Moreover, if a man should happen to think of it, every day is a
+new-year's day. If we propose a prospect or a retrospect we can stand
+tiptoe on the top of every day, yes, and of every hour, in the year.
+Good-morning is but a daily greeting of Happy New Year.
+
+But these smooth generalizations and truisms do not disturb the charm of
+regularly recurring times and seasons. That the fifth of October, or any
+day in any month, actually begins a new year, does not give to that date
+the significance and the feeling of the first of January. Our
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style must look out for himself. He may have
+begun his year in March, and a blustering birth it was. But we are
+children of the new style, and the first of January is our New Year.
+That is our day of remembrance, our feast of hope, the first page of our
+fresh calendar of good resolutions, the day of underscoring and emphasis
+of the swift lapse of life. "A few more of them, and then--" whispers
+the mentor, who is not deceived by the jolly compliments of the season,
+and the sober significance of the whisper is plain enough. "Eheu!
+Posthume," sang the old Roman. "This world and the next, and all's
+over!" said airy Tom Lackwit to the afflicted widow.
+
+The relentless punctuality, the unwearied urgency, of old Time, who
+turns his hour-glass with such a sonorous ring on New-Year's Day, seems
+sometimes a little wanting in the best breeding. It furnishes so
+unnecessary a register. The slow whitening and thinning of the hair; the
+gradual incision of wrinkles; the queer antics of the sight, which holds
+the newspaper at farther and farther removes, until at last it is forced
+to succumb to glasses; the abated pace in walking; the dexterous
+avoidance of stone walls in country rambles; the harmless frauds lurking
+in the expressed reasons for frequent pauses in climbing a hill to turn
+and see the landscape--frauds which the tears of my Uncle Toby's good
+angel promptly wash away; the general and gradual adjustment to greater
+repose--all these surely are adequate reminders and signs of the
+sovereignty of Time. Why should he be greedy of more? Why thump and
+rattle at the door, as it were, on the first of January, and bawl out to
+the whole world that we are a year older, and that makes--!
+
+It is disagreeably unnecessary. Why should not the old fellow do his
+duty quietly, and tell off another year without such an outrageous
+uproar? Does he think it so pleasant to hear his increasing
+tally--forty, five, fifty, five, sixty, five? Peace! peace! Why not have
+it understood that the tally beyond--well, say fifty, is a gross
+impertinence? Let something be left to the imagination. Besides, what is
+the use of wigs and hair-dye and padding, and what not coloring and
+enamelling, and other juvenescent procedures of the feminine arcana, if
+annual proclamation of impertinent dates and facts is to be made?
+
+The worst of it is that it is a positive interference with the just play
+of the fundamental truth that age is not justly measurable by the mere
+lapse of time. Some people are never young, others defy age. This,
+indeed, is due to temperament. But that is not all. Those gray hairs and
+wrinkles, that eyesight of less keenness, that disinclination to leap
+walls, and those fraudulent halts to survey the rearward landscape, are
+enemies whose assaults are by no means regular. They come at very
+different times to different people. Adolphus at sixty despises
+spectacles. Triptolemus at thirty is bald. The hair of Horatius at
+sixty-five is as affluent as Hyperion's, and as dark without unguents as
+the raven's plume. Let facts speak to a candid world. Why should that
+graybeard Paul Pry called Time blare through a speaking-trumpet that the
+brave Valentine--
+
+ "As wild his thoughts and gay of wing
+ As Eden's garden bird"--
+
+is just as old as old, toothless, tottering, decrepit Orson?
+
+Every well-regulated citizen of the world is interested, and more
+vitally interested with every closing year, that upon the point of age
+all men shall be left to their merits, and shall not be measured
+arbitrarily by that Procrustean standard of years. It is notorious that
+men grow wiser every year, and it is observable that the more years they
+have, the more they look with doubt and questioning upon the Family
+Record. Those leaves of births following the doubtful books of
+Scripture, registered with such painful and needless particularity of
+dates, partake of the doubtfulness of their neighborhood. They are mere
+intercalations, new books of the Apocrypha. Yet they often cause young
+fellows of seventy to be accused and convicted of being old men.
+
+Since, then, we cannot stop the flight of Time, let him pass. But he
+must not calumniate as he passes. He must not be allowed to stigmatize
+vigor and health and freshness of feeling and the young heart and the
+agile foot as old merely because of a certain number of years. This is
+the season of good resolutions. The new year begins in a snow-storm of
+white vows. So be it. But let our whitest vow be, after that for a
+whiter life, that age shall no longer be measured by this arbitrary
+standard of years, and that those deceitful and practical octogenarians
+of thirty shall not escape as young merely because they have not yet
+shown the strength to carry threescore and ten with jocund elasticity.
+
+Then Happy New Year shall not mean Good-night, but Good-morrow.
+
+
+
+
+THE PUBLIC SCOLD.
+
+
+The Easy Chair was lately asked whether it thought the office of public
+scold an agreeable one. There was a certain tartness in the question, as
+if its real purpose was to learn from the Easy Chair whether _It_
+enjoyed that position, and upon looking further it appeared that the
+question had been suggested by a remark of the Easy Chair's to the
+effect that a certain class of our fellow-creatures seemed to be
+disposed to do their duty in a manner that might be improved. But what
+is an Easy Chair but a kind of _censor morum!_ Would the kind critic of
+its conduct have it say to the gentleman whose hands are soiled that
+they are as pure as the morning, and to the tactless dame who makes all
+her neighbors uncomfortable that her manners are charming?
+
+Probably this is really what the critic meant, for he continued by
+saying that it is so much better to dilate upon what is pleasant than to
+discuss the unpleasant aspects of life. That is true. It was the
+principle of the Vicar of Bray. That reverend gentleman always avoided
+friction. He was a chip of the Polonius block. The cloud was a camel or
+a whale, according to the fancy of his companion. The good vicar looked
+askance at Rome under Henry and Edward, and told his beads piously under
+Mary, and upon reflection eschewed the mass-house under Elizabeth. He
+dilated upon the pleasant aspects of affairs. We can imagine him saying
+to Ridley in the time of Mary, "My dear bishop, why think yourself wiser
+than your time?" and a little later to Parker, Elizabeth's Archbishop
+(Ridley having been burned in the meanwhile), "My dear archbishop, Rome,
+I see, is much too stringent." The Vicar of Bray was not a scold. He
+was, according to the abused text, all things to all men.
+
+Yet his profession, our censor must remember, was a scolding
+profession--at least in the sense in which the word is often used. His
+duty was to admonish and exhort, to adjure his flock to quit the error
+of their ways. Perhaps he was a poor illustration of it. Perhaps, true
+to his temperament rather than to his profession, instead of urging
+repentance because the kingdom was at hand, he was accustomed to say:
+"Brethren, I observe that you lie and steal and slander your neighbors a
+good deal. But in such a world as this what is to be expected? We are
+all poor, weak, fallible things. Which of us can hope to strike twelve
+every time? Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall. We
+must all beware of hypocrisy, dear brethren, and of pretending to be
+better than our neighbors. You remember the Pharisee who thanked God
+that he was not as other men. Let him be a warning against the sin of
+presumption. There is the beautiful lesson of the beam and the mote. We
+must not forget it. We are all miserable sinners, and therefore we must
+not twit each other with sinning. We ought to tell the truth, my
+friends. But we don't. We all lie. Let us therefore not scold each
+other, since we are all equally wicked. But let us avoid Phariseeism and
+all that assumption of superior virtue which is implied in saying to a
+foul-mouthed brother that he ought to speak cleanly. Beware of
+Phariseeism as of the unpardonable sin. Scold not, dear brethren, but
+talk of the things which are pleasant, and instead of rebuking the liar,
+commend his goodness to the poor, and instead of silencing the
+backbiter, praise his subscription to the soup kitchen. For what says
+Dr. Watts?
+
+ "'Let dogs delight to bark and bite.'
+
+Dogs naturally scold, but we, brethren, we have the gift of avoidance,
+and, O liars, thieves, and slanderers, let us live together in peace,
+and say nothing about falsehood, stealing, and calumny."
+
+This was probably the tenor of the sermons of the Vicar of Bray, and
+this was the way that he strove to save souls. But Fénelon and John Knox
+and Edwards and Whitefield and Wesley and Channing and St. Paul, each in
+his own way, said, "Thou art the man," and rebuked both the sin and the
+sinner. Yet all of them were very human and very fallible, and all came
+very short of the ideal of duty. To point out a defect in a picture, or
+to exhort the artist to avoid it, is not to declare yourself an
+incomparable artist. To demand honesty in public affairs is not to
+proclaim yourself a saint. To say that school-teachers should be
+thorough and use their common-sense as well as a text-book is not to
+scold them. Romilly was not a scold because he denounced the unjust
+criminal laws, nor John Howard because he rebuked the inhumanity of
+prisons, nor John the Baptist because he exhorted men to repent.
+
+The poets rebuke our lives by the fair ideals that they draw, but they
+do not scold. If a man preaches a little sermon illustrating the way in
+which men in a certain profession, let us say, shirk their duty, and
+somebody cries out, "Don't scold so!" the preacher may safely exclaim,
+"Fellow-sinner, thou art the man." But the best illustration is closer
+at hand. If the Easy Chair reproves certain fellow-sinners for
+remissness in doing their duty, and for that offence is a scold, what is
+the censor who scolds the Easy Chair for scolding? Let us avoid
+Phariseeism, brethren, and the assumption of superior virtue.
+
+
+
+
+NATIONAL NOMINATING CONVENTION.
+
+
+It was a wise newspaper that recently advised every American who could
+do so to see a national nominating convention. It is a spectacle visible
+in no other country, and the most exciting political spectacle in this.
+It is the arena in which the prolonged and passionate strife of
+countless ambitions, intrigues, interests, and conspiracies is decided;
+and it is the more exciting because, with every effort to predetermine
+the result, the result is still at the mercy of chance. The action of
+the convention is a lottery. Suddenly, at the decisive moment, an
+unexpected combination, an impulse, a whim, like an overwhelming tidal
+wave, sweeps away all plans and calculations, and the result is as
+complete as it is unanticipated.
+
+Even the device of a two-thirds vote to make a nomination valid does
+not avail to secure the real preference of the party which the
+convention represents. The two-thirds rule, as it is called, was
+designed to baffle the fundamental democratic principle, which is the
+rule of the majority. When that is abandoned, the proportion selected is
+purely arbitrary. It may as well be nine tenths as two thirds. But even
+such a dam will not resist the swelling waters of feeling in a
+convention. The French say that it is the unexpected that happens, but
+in a national convention it is the unforeseen which is anticipated. The
+palpitating multitude, which has been stimulating its own excitement,
+confronts every doubtful moment with an air which says plainly, "Now
+it's coming."
+
+There is always a preliminary contest of various cities before the
+national party committee to decide where the convention shall be held.
+Local orators with honeyed persuasion dazzle the committee with
+statistics of the superior convenience, accommodation, beauty,
+healthfulness, resources, facilities, and whatever else their good
+genius may suggest, of the city for which each one of them contends. The
+convention is held in the largest hall, or in a building erected for the
+purpose, like the Wigwam in Chicago in 1860. The convention itself is
+composed of about nine hundred state delegates, their seats designated
+by a flag with the name of the state placed by the seat of the chairman
+of the delegation. The alternates are also seated.
+
+Every convention is full of distinguished leaders and members of the
+party, and as any of them appears, either entering or rising to speak,
+they are greeted with great applause. If the temporary chairman be an
+eminent party chief or an eloquent popular orator, his address touches
+the springs of emotion and arouses hearty enthusiasm. But the friends of
+the leading candidates deprecate the mention of names until the
+candidates are presented by the chosen orator. The reason is that the
+applause of the convention is one of the counters in the game. There are
+hired _claques_ in the conventions which keep up a humming cry which is
+a substitute for applause, and which is sometimes continued for a
+quarter of an hour. The longer the hum, the more popular the candidate.
+
+Forgetfulness or ignorance of the value of applause under such
+circumstances reveals the comparative popularity of candidates in the
+eager mass of delegates and spectators. In one convention the permanent
+president in his address, but without any sinister purpose, or indeed
+any other purpose than kindling the convention, mentioned successively,
+and, of course, with impartial compliment, the name of every candidate
+who was known to be on the list. Involuntarily he thus tested the
+feeling of the convention. The galleries also swelled the acclaim, but
+in the galleries the _claque_ is shrewdly distributed, and in critical
+moments the approval or disapproval of the turbulent galleries
+undoubtedly impresses the delegates, and recalls the galleries of the
+French convention a hundred years ago.
+
+There are occasional skirmishes of debate upon motions or resolutions,
+but the first great interest of the regular proceedings is the report
+of the platform committee. It is a tradition of conventions that the
+platform should be accepted as reported, both to gain the prestige of
+perfect unanimity and to escape "tinkering," which may lead to endless
+discussion and discordant feeling. But when the motion is made to
+proceed to the nomination of candidates, the excitement is intense. The
+orators are usually carefully selected, not alone as eloquent speakers,
+but as men of weight and influence, and of what at the moment is more
+indispensable than everything else--tact. The speeches are made with the
+fundamental understanding that, however glowing and elaborate the praise
+of the candidate may be, there shall be an explicit assurance that
+whatever the merits of any candidate, the candidate who shall be
+nominated by the convention will receive the universal and enthusiastic
+support of the party.
+
+On one occasion, when this fundamental rule was forgotten by an ardent
+orator, who, in the warmth of his devotion to his candidate, declared
+that no other man was so certain to draw out the whole party vote in
+the state for which he spoke, a hurricane of hisses from the convention
+and the galleries silenced him, and the friends of his candidate were
+instantly aware that a fatal injury had befallen him. In another
+convention the orator who nominated one of the candidates was so
+exasperated by what he felt to be the treachery to his candidate of a
+conspicuous friend of another that his denunciation of the traitor was
+held to be a covert assault upon the traitor's candidate, and again a
+tempest of universal hissing overwhelmed the luckless orator and his
+candidate.
+
+The announcement by states of the first formal vote for candidates is
+made in impressive silence, followed by immense applause. But the second
+ballot is more significant; and whenever upon any ballot the
+announcement of a vote is seen by the tally to decide the nomination,
+the feeling culminates in an indescribable tumult of frenzied
+acclamation, and the convention generally adjourns to consider the
+Vice-Presidency. But the interest in its work is at an end, and it is
+astounding to see the happy-go-lucky Providence which presides over the
+selection of the officer who has thrice become the President of the
+United States.
+
+In the history of national conventions there is no more touching
+incident than that of Mr. Seward awaiting at his home in Auburn the
+result of the balloting at the convention of 1860, which nominated Mr.
+Lincoln. By what is called the logic of the situation Mr. Seward's
+nomination was assured, and no disappointment could have been greater
+than the selection of another. How bitter it was was not suspected until
+his life was recently published! But he encountered the shock with his
+usual equanimity, and before the election he had made the most
+extraordinary series of speeches for his party which the annals of any
+campaign record.
+
+The journal's advice was sound. See a national convention if you can.
+
+
+
+
+BRYANT'S COUNTRY.
+
+
+The traveller in western Massachusetts, reaching some quiet village upon
+the hills, which seems to him singularly lonely and remote, often finds
+some little incident in its annals which connects it with the great
+world. Coming to Goshen, a solitary little town wholly unknown to most
+of our readers, he is conscious of the height, of the purity of the air,
+and the peacefulness of the wooded landscape, and far below, towards the
+east, he sees the undulating line of Holyoke, and on some fortunate day
+may catch the gleam of the placid Connecticut winding through broad
+meadows and between Tom and Holyoke to the Sound.
+
+The little town itself is a grassy street, with a meeting-house and a
+hotel, which has a desolate air of mistaken enterprise declining into
+disappointment, with long anticipation of a crowd of summer pilgrims,
+who might well turn their steps hither, but who have never come. Beyond
+the village street upon the same plateau is the great Goshen reservoir,
+which lies hushed in grim repose over the town of Williamsburg, a few
+miles below, the town which was overwhelmed some years ago by the
+bursting of the Mill River dam. Such events are the tragedies of the
+hills, which become traditions told in the village store, and investing
+with dignity, as the years pass, the villagers who recall the direful
+day.
+
+Among the traditions of Goshen is that of the passage of some of the
+soldiers of Burgoyne on their march from Saratoga to Cambridge. When the
+brilliant British general swept down Lake Champlain to the Hudson,
+capturing Ticonderoga as he came, it was feared in these hills that he
+would march triumphantly from Albany to Boston. There was a general
+rally of all able-bodied men to the rescue; and as they marched away
+from their fields ripe for the harvest the prospect was dismal, until
+the able-bodied women marched into the fields and gathered and housed
+the crops. The British invaders reached Goshen, indeed, on their march
+from Albany to Boston, but only as prisoners of war.
+
+All this peaceful neighborhood was originally granted by the State to
+the heirs of soldiers in the early New England wars. Goshen and its
+neighbor Chesterfield, another city set upon a hill six or seven miles
+to the south, were grants to the descendants of soldiers in the
+Narragansett expedition of King Philip's war. From Goshen the
+Chesterfield meeting-house can be seen against the southern horizon, and
+the road lies through high pastures and lonely farms to the pleasant
+town. When you climb its hill and look around, you see a cluster of
+hospitable houses, around which the neatly kept grounds give an air of
+refinement to the whole village, which is steeped in rural tranquillity.
+
+The broad hills slope westward towards the valley of the Westfield, and
+beyond lie the shaggy sides of the Cummington range. Chesterfield has
+its special tradition of Lafayette passing the night in its old tavern,
+on his way from Albany to Boston, in 1824. It is a characteristic
+representative of the hill towns, so still that the air seems drowsy as
+in Rip Van Winkle's village. But such tranquil towns, in which a moving
+figure is half spectral and almost a surprise, were the beginnings of
+the nation. From these sequestered springs the mighty river flows.
+
+Chesterfield has not half the population that it counted seventy years
+ago. The whole town now reports scarcely seven hundred persons. Yet,
+with all the old spirit, it invited its neighbors in Hampshire County to
+come and dine on one of the loveliest of summer days this year. It was
+the annual festival of the Hill-side Agricultural Society, and fully a
+thousand people filled the friendly town. The feast was spread upon
+tables on a green space beside the old house in which Lafayette slept,
+and under a bower of leafy white birch boughs. The magnates of the
+county were all present, and it was whispered privately that there were
+private whisperings among eminent politicians, who, however, with the
+non-political, or the political of the wrong side, talked cheerfully of
+the charming day and the promising crops. Politics is the breath of our
+patriotic nostrils, and it was a stimulating thought that while we were
+listening to the humorous but well-merited praises of Strawberry Hill
+pork, some of our bland companions were saving their bacon in other
+ways; and while we dreamed of crisp sausages and savory ham, were
+contriving Senators and Councillors, and even a Governor himself.
+
+The simple courtesy and universal intelligence were of the old New
+England, nor less so the composure and ease with which speaker after
+speaker mounted the bench on which he sat, and in what he said, and the
+way in which he said it, showed that he was a graduate of the town
+meeting. The pastor of Goshen, asked to speak of some of the more noted
+citizens of the neighboring towns, might well have occupied with so
+fruitful a text all the hours until sunset. But with exemplary
+discretion he mentioned but a few, and among them some that surprised a
+New-Yorker, who had not known, but might have guessed, that Gideon Lee,
+former Mayor of the city, and Luther Bradish, Lieutenant-Governor of the
+State, came from the little town upon the Cummington hills opposite,
+where Bryant studied law.
+
+The whole region before us, indeed, was especially Bryant's. Upon the
+slope yonder he was born, and we could see the house in which as a boy
+he lived. "Thanatopsis" was the hymn of his meditations among those
+solitary woods. There, upon the nearer hill, high over Plainfield, where
+he wrote the poem the "Water-fowl," forever floating in the twilight
+heavens--
+
+ "Far through their rosy depths dost thou pursue
+ Thy solitary way."
+
+We were looking upon the cradle of American literature. Here its first
+enduring poem was written. The poet himself never escaped the spell of
+the hills. The child was father of the man. Bryant in the city was
+always the grave and unchanged genius of New England. The city did not
+wear off the rusticity of his manner. His air was reserved and remote,
+and he was still wrapped in the seclusion of the hills. It is in such
+scenes and among such people on such a day that the power of these hills
+and their influence upon our national life and literature are perceived.
+
+These hidden springs have overflowed the prairies of the West; and how
+much of the wealth and prosperity, the energy, industry, and
+enlightenment of New York have trickled down from them, you may hear, if
+you doubt, every year on Forefathers' Day at the New England dinner in
+New Amsterdam. As there is altogether too much glory to be adequately
+celebrated in one day, another has been added, to accommodate the Yankee
+city of Brooklyn, and it is not the fault of the sons of New England if
+on those two days the whole continent does not hear the melodious
+thunder of their eloquence proclaiming that New England always led, is
+leading still, and will lead forever, the triumphal procession of
+American progress.
+
+Supported by such a history it is a natural boast. There is, however,
+one inexorable condition. To do what New England has done, New England
+must be what she has been.
+
+
+
+
+THE GAME OF NEWPORT.
+
+
+There is nothing more delightful than the gravity with which the game of
+Newport is played. To assist at one of the solemn "functions" like a
+coach parade is not unlike attendance upon a function of the ancient
+Church in Rome. On a true Newport afternoon, as soft and sweet and
+luminous an air as can be breathed, Newport, in every kind of stately
+and comfortable and light and graceful carriage, with the finest horses
+and the most loftily disdainful of coachmen, proceeds down the avenue to
+behold the stately procession along the ocean drive.
+
+Of its kind there is no more beautiful drive in the world. The shore
+winds among rocks which are massed, a shrewd-eyed traveller said, as on
+the shores of Greece. The bold character of the coast of Rhode Island
+and its picturesque effects are wholly unknown upon its neighbor Long
+Island. The endless reach of sand and the monotony of the vast level
+land on Long Island have a certain vague charm as of a sea-shore
+becoming or about to become picturesque. But that point is fully reached
+by its northern neighbors of the New England coast, and the ocean drive
+in Newport is in itself incomparable.
+
+For its company on the day of a great social function it is quite as
+incomparable. Hyde Park, the Bois, the Cascine, the Prater, show no such
+sumptuous display. If the street boy were a philosopher, he would say,
+probably, as he watched the spectacle, "My eyes! money plays here for
+all it is worth." The American street boy of every degree is not
+supposed to need any stronger impression of the value of money than he
+already possesses. But Newport is the great school for that instruction,
+and it is open free to the whole world. Money elsewhere has the same
+instincts and desires. But in a city, in winter, its sports and effects,
+however splendid, are divided and hidden. In summer Newport they are
+concentrated under most fortunate conditions and proceed in the open
+air.
+
+It is all the more striking because money has built its summer city
+close by and just above one of the oldest and most historic of our
+cities. It has improvised its magnificence and mad profusion upon the
+outskirts of simplicity and moderation are observant, for all their
+plainness. When they were asked what effect the new town produced upon
+the old, whether the rollicking city on the hill harmed or helped the
+plodding seaport, they answered: "Until Crœsus and Midas came, it was
+beneficial. But they have ruined Newport."
+
+Perhaps not, however. The Newport on the hill of to-day is the
+legitimate offspring of the earlier summer retreat. That was a group of
+the select who came to Newport to enjoy themselves for the summer. They
+were well-to-do, some of them. But not many dwelt in cottages. The
+multitude lived in hotels. They danced, they dined, they drove, they
+sauntered. It was the green tree. It was less money enjoying itself as
+more money enjoys itself now. The gossip, the flirting, the display were
+not of another kind, they were the same as to-day, but the scale was
+more limited. Mrs. Candour, Mrs. Malaprop, Sir Benjamin Backbite, and
+the brothers Surface were already there. The standards of conduct, the
+ideals of honor, were not essentially different.
+
+A generation ago Sir Benjamin bowed and danced and supped at Mrs.
+Malaprop's ball with all the gay world of that time, which is now in
+wigs, caps, turbans, or heaven; and the next day, dining with Mrs.
+Candour, Sir Benjamin told, with infinite relish and to the great
+amusement of the table, the story of his hostess's verbal trips and
+stumbles. It did not seem to be conduct essentially base, because this
+sparkling summer realm by the sea is like Charles Lamb's conception of
+the artificial comedy of the eighteenth century: "I confess, for myself,
+that, with no great delinquencies to answer for, I am glad for a season
+to take an airing beyond the diocese of the strict conscience--not to
+live always in the precincts of the law courts--but now and then, for a
+dream-while or so, to imagine a world with no meddling restrictions, to
+get into recesses whither the hunter cannot follow me--
+
+ "'secret shades
+ Of wooded Ida's inmost grove,
+ While yet there was no fear of Jove.'"
+
+To take permanent lodgings beyond the diocese of the strict conscience,
+however, is a critical enterprise. If you take a house in Capua, you
+must needs breathe the Capuan air. The magnetic rock in Sindbad's story
+drew out the nails of the ships that ventured too near. Old Mithridates
+fed on poisons until they "became a kind of nutriment," as Dr.
+Rappaccini fed his daughter, until, too late, he discovered that she was
+doomed. The graybeards who drive out to see the coach parade, and recall
+the days, before the ocean drive, when the rocks beyond Lily Pond were a
+glimmering land of Beulah, may prattle of the golden age of Newport as
+of a happy past in which the graybeards were born. But will they
+seriously contend that the age of Crœsus and Midas is not the golden
+age of Newport?
+
+While they are gossiping, the coaches approach. They have been through
+the town, and are driving out by the Fort road; and as they appear, the
+vast throng of carriages which have driven out to meet them pull to the
+side of the road to allow a free course. A multitude of spectators
+awaiting a festal procession, which at last is coming, naturally
+suggests applause. But there is profound silence. There is no cheer for
+every spectator to catch up and pass on. The first coach is at hand, and
+gravely passes at a deliberate pace, and the great world in carriages
+gravely looks on. The second coach deliberately follows, and is surveyed
+with equal gravity. The next perhaps will strike a spark of applause.
+But the next passes deliberately amid a silence profound. One friend,
+perhaps, in the stately procession gravely nods to another gravely
+gazing from a carriage. The "function" proceeds. Far out at sea the
+white sails flash, and the summer surf breaks gently along the shore.
+Every coach rolls slowly by. The moment for cheering has not yet
+arrived. Indeed, it does not arrive before the pageant has passed, and
+the reviewing carriages are turning and following on in its wake. It is
+truly a solemn function. Graybeard recalls nothing like it for multitude
+and display in the old drives on "beach days" along the beach in what he
+calls the golden age. But does he doubt that old Newport would have done
+it gladly if it could have done it?
+
+If the ghost of Heliogabalus haunts the villa'd shore, it is with no
+hope of resuming the imperial crown. His court merely makes a pretty
+summer spectacle when the opera ends. The coach and the stately equipage
+and the flashing splendor of busy idleness are the pageant which is
+kindly displayed gratis for the passengers in the omnibus, for the
+pedestrians and the nurses. They sit and stroll and stare at their ease
+while the gay play proceeds before their eyes. Nowhere more constantly
+than in the summer Newport does the remark of the little child watching
+the march of the soldiers recur--"Mamma, how good they are to make such
+a show!"
+
+
+
+
+THE LECTURE LYCEUM.
+
+
+The Utica _Herald_ in a pleasant article recently recalled the lecture
+lyceum of a quarter of a century ago. It was then what is called a
+power. It greatly influenced public opinion. Its spirit was indicated by
+the reply of Wendell Phillips to an invitation which asked him his terms
+and his subject. He answered that for a literary lecture he should
+expect a hundred dollars, but he would deliver an antislavery address
+for nothing, and pay his own expenses. The lecturers who were most
+sought at that time were almost without exception men of very strong
+convictions upon the great question which, however evaded and
+dexterously hidden, was the vital thought of the country; and every
+successive week from November to April, in the largest cities and the
+smallest cities, along the belt of country from the Kennebec through
+New England and New York westward through Ohio and the Northwest to the
+Mississippi, before thousands of the most intelligent American citizens,
+this band of lecturers advanced, like a well-ordered platoon of
+sharp-shooters, and delivered their destructive volley at what they felt
+to be the common enemy.
+
+Edward Everett, "the monarch of the platform," as Mr. Edward Parker
+called him in his book upon American contemporary orators, during part
+of this same time was making a tour through much of the same region with
+his oration upon Washington, for the benefit of the fund for the
+purchase of Mount Vernon, and he was also writing the Mount Vernon
+papers for the _Ledger_, in one of which he gave an entertaining
+description of a night in a sleeping-car, when those itinerant
+bedchambers had but recently taken to the road. Mr. Everett's
+conservative temperament made his oration a kind of corrective of the
+influence of the great tendency of the lyceum lecture. But patriotic as
+his purpose undoubtedly was, his effort to stem the rapidly rising tide
+of public sentiment was like the protests of Governor Hutchinson and the
+Colonial conservatives against the fervid revolutionary appeals of Otis
+and Adams and Quincy. Other popular speakers of the same sympathy as
+that of Mr. Everett found themselves out of tune with the lyceum
+audience, and were but meteors flashing across the stage, whose light
+was lost in the steady and increasing glow of the group of men who were
+identified with the great day of the lyceum lecture. These men were not
+all like Wendell Phillips, open leaders of a specific agitation, nor
+were these lectures always ostensibly upon what are called public
+questions. But the influence of the lecturers was unmistakable. They
+were all men known to be in the strongest sympathy with the most
+advanced feeling of the agitation. It was the plain spirit and tone and
+drift of those lectures, an occasional allusion and the necessary
+application of the remarks, however general, to the actual situation,
+rather than any deliberate discussion of the question itself, which
+characterized the lyceum of that day. There was sometimes an attempted
+reaction against this tendency. In Philadelphia it was discovered that
+colored persons were not admitted to the Musical Fund Hall, in which the
+lectures had been given. The leading lecturers instantly informed the
+committee that they declined to speak in the hall so long as the
+restriction continued. In Albany the reactionary sentiment in the Young
+Men's Association succeeded in electing a lecture committee which was
+resolved upon a purely "literary" course, and which would not invite the
+usual lecturers. The result was an independent course, under the
+auspices of dissatisfied members of the association, in which the
+rejected lecturers spoke in the largest hall in the city, and the signal
+triumph of the seceders lay in the immense audience which assembled in
+contrast to the attenuated attendance upon the regular course.
+
+The singular success of the lyceum lecture of that time was due,
+undoubtedly, to two causes--the simultaneous appearance of a remarkable
+group of orators, and their profound sympathy with the question which
+absorbed the public mind. The weekly lecture was not merely a display of
+oratory, not only an amusing recreation, but it brought wit and
+accomplishment and eloquence to strengthen the public feeling and arouse
+the public conscience, and to confirm the earnest spirit which was
+universal, and which forecast the great events and the noble elevation
+of the public mind that followed. Emerson, Wendell Phillips, Gough,
+Beecher, Chapin, Starr King, Theodore Parker, could of themselves carry
+any course of lectures, and each in his own way was thoroughly in accord
+with the truest American life of that time. The situation and the
+condition of the public mind would not have availed, indeed, without the
+happy chance of such orators to create the lyceum, but with that chance
+the lyceum of that day was as remarkable a continuous display of various
+and effective eloquence as has been ever known.
+
+If the faithful diary of any lecturer who went the grand rounds
+twenty-five years ago, from Maine to the Mississippi, could be
+published, it would be full of the most amusing stories. The lecturers
+all had them to tell, and they were all men of a singularly fine
+perception of humor. James T. Fields, the publisher in Boston, was the
+friend of all the lyceum orators, and towards the close of his life he
+was himself a popular and attractive lecturer upon literary subjects.
+His little cell or private office in the old corner book-store in Boston
+was an exchange of lecturers for that neighborhood, which teemed with
+lyceums, and no similar space has ever heard fresher stories better
+told, or has ever echoed with gayer laughter.
+
+It was the pleasant company in that little retreat which first heard,
+the day after it occurred, the tale of the belated lecturer who,
+hurrying from the cars in a carriage to the hall in Boston, long beyond
+the hour, dinnerless, and with no chance to dress, opened his
+travelling-bag, and proceeded, to the consternation of the lady who had
+taken a seat in the same carriage, and whose pardon he politely and
+briefly invoked, to change his collar and his coat. As he began to pull
+off his coat, having pulled off his collar, his amazed and terrified
+fellow-passenger began to pull at the door, and to call loudly upon the
+driver, who was furiously whipping his horses into a pace that increased
+both the noise of the carriage and the conviction of the terrified lady
+that she was the victim of some dreadful conspiracy, or the hapless
+victim of a maniac. The maniac's earnest but interjectional explanation
+as he proceeded in his toilet, begging his companion to be pacified, as
+he was merely going to lecture, was an unintelligible asseveration,
+which only made his madness more indisputable and awful, and what might
+have befallen the poor lady, if the carriage had not suddenly stopped at
+the hall, and the lecturer, in his clean collar and black coat, had not
+begged her pardon for frightening her, with a fervor that frightened her
+all the more, and disappeared from the vehicle with his travelling-bag,
+shawl, and umbrella, he was not prepared to say. But the tale, as he
+told it the next morning with infinite humor in Fields's corner, was
+received, as he ruefully admitted, with louder shouts of laughter than
+had greeted the brightest witticisms of his lecture.
+
+Fields is gone, and his old friend and neighbor Whipple, who was one of
+the earliest of the noted lyceum lecturers. The old corner in the old
+corner book-store is gone, and with it have vanished many of the happy
+company that gathered there, not only of orators, but of famous authors.
+The lyceum of the last generation is gone, but it is not surprising that
+those who recall with the Utica _Herald_ its golden prime should cherish
+a kindly and regretful feeling for an institution which was so
+peculiarly American, and which served so well the true American spirit
+and American life.
+
+
+
+
+TWEED.
+
+
+There are many persons who wonder why Tweed did not evade justice by
+forfeiting his bail. He had every chance to escape, they say; why did he
+stay? His chief confederates are safe in Europe, where he might easily
+have been, yet he was foolish enough to take the risk of a trial, and he
+is imprisoned, probably for the rest of his life. The explanation,
+however, is very obvious. He did not believe there was any risk. Tweed
+was the most striking illustration of a very common faith--belief in the
+Almighty Dollar. He is the victim of a most touching fidelity to the
+great principle which every good American will surely be the last to
+flout. His creed was very simple: it was that money would buy
+everything, and he reposed upon his belief with the sweet security of
+the Mussulman who sees by faith a heaven of houris. Certainly his
+confidence was not surprising. He had proved his creed. He had seen
+money work miracles. He had seen himself, a man of no cleverness and of
+no advantages, rising swiftly by means of it from insignificant poverty
+to the control of a great party. It had made him master of one of the
+great cities of the world. It had secured for him Governors,
+Legislatures, councils, and legal and executive authorities of every
+kind. He invested in land and judges. He bought dogs and lawyers. He
+silenced the press with a golden muzzle, and money made his will law.
+
+Here was a man who wanted nothing that money could not buy: was it
+strange that he had unbounded faith in it? Every form of virtue was to
+him mere affectation, a more or less ingenious and tenacious "strike"
+for money. If a man spoke of honesty, patriotism, self-respect, the
+public welfare, public opinion, truth, justice, right, Tweed smiled at
+the fine phrases in which the auctioneer, anxious to sell himself,
+cried, "Going! going!" Argument, reason, decency--they were meaningless
+to him. If an opponent held out, he simply asked, "How much?" The world
+was a market. Life was a bargain. He felt himself with pride to be the
+largest operator in his way, as Vanderbilt in his, or Stewart in his.
+
+In Albany he had the finest quarters at the Delavan, and when he came
+into the great dining-room at dinner-time, and looked at all the tables
+thronged with members of the Legislature and the lobby, he had a
+benignant, paternal expression, as of a patriarch pleased to see his
+retainers happy. It was a magnificent rendering of Fagin and his pupils.
+You could imagine him trotting up and down in the character of an
+unsuspicious old gentleman with his handkerchief hanging out of his
+pocket, that his scholars might show their skill in prigging a wipe. He
+knew which of that cheerful company was the Artful Dodger and which
+Charley Bates. And he never doubted that he could buy every man in the
+room if he were willing to pay the price. So at the Capitol, where sits
+the Legislature of a noble commonwealth of four millions of souls, he
+moved about with an air of fat good-nature, like the chief shepherd of
+the flock. If he stood at the door of the Assembly looking in, it is
+easy to fancy him saying to himself, The State pays these men two or
+three hundred dollars for four months' service; I will give them better
+wages. He did not doubt that it was a fair transaction. What is the
+State? It is only four millions of people, he thought, who are all
+trying to be rich--struggling, cheating, by hook or by crook, every man
+for himself, and the devil take the hindmost, to be rich. These men
+would be fools not to take my money. And he smiled his fat smile, and
+paid liberally for all that was in market.
+
+There were some papers, whose price he could not ascertain, which
+persisted in speaking ill of him and his pals. If the fools did not know
+their own interest enough to be content with a good price--say, of
+corporation advertising--they must be silenced. The conceit of virtue
+must not be pushed too far. So one day his Legislature passed a bill
+virtually giving his judges power to imprison editors at their
+pleasure. But virtue--that is, in the Tweed theory of life, obstinacy in
+holding out for a higher price--mustered such a really respectable
+protest that the public project of coercion failed, and private methods
+were tried. Tweed had no doubt that reputation could be bought as well
+as power. Peter Cooper builds an institute for the education of the
+poor, does he? You mean, said Tweed, a monument to his own glory. He
+pays a certain number of thousands of dollars for the reputation of
+philanthropy. And Mr. Stewart builds a working-woman's palace. Ah! And
+Mr. Astor founds a library. Indeed! And they are benevolent gentlemen
+and benefactors of their kind? Not at all. They merely invest money in a
+certain kind of fame. That pleases their taste, as fast horses and
+yachts and pictures please the taste of other people. I will show you
+how 'tis done, says the faithful believer in the Dollar. And he gives
+fifty thousand dollars to the poor just as winter is beginning. "Let the
+cavillers say what they will," exclaim a myriad voices, "that shows a
+good heart." Tweed, as it were, tips a wink. I told you how it was
+done, he seems to say: what is there that money will not buy?
+
+Is it surprising that such a man did not try to evade justice? Justice
+in his view was a commodity like legislative honor, like newspaper
+independence, like the reputation of benevolence. The reform movement
+was to him a sudden and confusing flurry, in which strikers, to whose
+terms he would not yield, had somehow gained a momentary advantage. He
+had perhaps made a mistake in not buying them at their own price.
+Success had possibly put him off his guard. He was sure that if an
+indictment were found, that would be the end of it, and he had no
+feeling of shame. His friend Fisk had shown what lawyers were made of,
+and he himself would buy lawyers and judges, sheriffs and juries. He
+knew that the one thing that in a needy and greedy world cannot fail is
+money. He came to his first trial, and the jury disagreed: naturally,
+for he had bought some of them. The evidence is, of course, moral only,
+but it is conclusive. If justice, facetiously so called, wanted another
+bout, he would "come up smiling." There was no trick or quibble that
+lawyers could devise for which he had not made munificent preparation,
+even to asserting that the judge who obstinately refused to name a price
+was disqualified from sitting at the trial. Money had never failed
+before; it certainly would not at this last pinch.
+
+But it did, and the bewilderment and consternation of this simple
+devotee were pitiful. He had but one article in his faith, and that was
+now destroyed. He had staked everything upon the certainty of the
+Almighty Dollar, and he had lost. But there was something not less
+noticeable than his unquestioning faith. It was that his faith was so
+generally held. For what gave the universal and intense interest to the
+Tweed trial? Here was a common thief, except in the amount of his theft,
+of whose guilt nobody had any doubt, against whom, as the judge said,
+the evidence was a mathematical demonstration, and his conviction was
+hailed as a kind of national deliverance and vindication of human
+justice. There was but one reason for this, and it was the feeling that
+money would free him. Of course it was known that the judge could not be
+bought, nor the Attorney-General, nor the prosecution. Tweed might as
+well have offered to buy the moral law. But public knowledge ended
+there. And in the degree of the universality of the belief that somehow,
+by actual bribery, or by legal quirk or shift or sham, money would buy
+him off, is the value of the lesson of his conviction, which is that the
+utmost power of money fails before firm, sagacious, and intelligent
+honesty. There is not a saloon in New York in which the Tweed contempt
+of honorable motives is the sole faith which has not had an astounding
+revelation, and learned that money is not omnipotent.
+
+Those saloons have learned one other thing--that stealing is the same
+crime, whether it be the theft of public or of private property. The
+Robin Hood jollity that surrounded Tweed, his familiar name, the "Boss,"
+the laughing stories that were told of him, showed that he was held in
+very different estimation from an ordinary thief. The baser newspapers
+evidently regarded him as the French nobleman regarded himself who was
+firmly convinced that the Almighty would think twice before condemning
+such a gentleman as he. So when Tweed went to the Tombs the same feeling
+attended him. The officers could not believe that it was really meant so
+rich a man, who had lived in so fine a house, and had spent money so
+profusely, should be treated as a common offender. The wretch who steals
+a loaf to feed his starving children must have short shrift, and Black
+Maria despatches him at the earliest moment. But a "statesman" who
+steals millions of dollars from the people--really the law must think
+twice before handling him impolitely! A day or two after he had been
+taken to jail, on his way to the penitentiary, the papers said, as if he
+had been a beloved prisoner of state whom cruel governments might
+torture, but whom the people would still honor: "A great many
+improvements have been made in his cell by his friends, and it has now
+quite a cosey, comfortable appearance. The floor is covered with a
+carpet of a dark green ground. The walls are hung with dark green cloth,
+and the panes in the windows, opening on Centre Street, which were
+cracked and broken a few days ago, have been newly glazed. In the centre
+of the room is a large round table, at which the 'Boss' takes his three
+regular meals, served up in the best manner from the prison restaurant.
+There is a luxurious leather-covered lounge in one corner, and five
+chairs, including a large, comfortable rocking-chair. Besides these few
+articles of furniture are a wash-stand and a book-case. The prisoner is
+plentifully supplied with reading matter; and as for creature comforts,
+the solicitude of his friends and relatives leaves nothing to be desired
+except liberty. Crowds of people have called to see him for the past two
+days, but none were admitted without passes from the Commissioners."
+
+This feeling was akin to that which inspires the proverb and the
+practice that "all's fair at the Custom-house." When Robin Hood stepped
+politely to the door of my Lord Bishop's carriage and requested him to
+alight under the greenwood tree, and proceeded to rifle the carriage of
+all the treasure that his lordship was conveying, he was not felt to be
+a common thief. Far from it; he was the people's tax-gatherer in green.
+He scattered with a free hand among the poor the money which the rich
+man could lose without feeling it. Nobody suffered. My Lord Bishop was
+admonished that he had the poor always with him, and the poor rejoiced
+in his involuntary largess. So "the boys" thought of Tweed. While the
+"Boss" was king there was always money about, as they said; and when did
+Robin Hood himself ever bestow fifty thousand dollars in a lump upon the
+poor? Besides, who could say that he was robbed? The rich could not feel
+it; and was any poor orphan defrauded by him, any poor widow pinched,
+any honest laborer burdened?
+
+Yes, they were. It was public money that he stole. And what is public
+money? It is the taxes. And who pay the taxes--the rich? No, the poor,
+the producers. They come out of the rent of the tenement-house; out of
+the price of tea and sugar and coal; out of the pittance of the widow
+and orphan, and the small wages of the laborer. It was from the poor who
+cowered gratefully over the coal that he gave them that he stole the
+coal. His confederate, Sweeny, planted hyacinths in the city parks, and
+for every flower some poor soul was pinched. Gay Robin Hood strips the
+baron, and the poor bless him as he flings them the gold. Then the baron
+goes home to his castle and wrings teeth out of the jaws of Isaac of
+York, to force him to give money. Then Isaac of York advances at a more
+ruinous rate than yesterday the interest upon the money he lends. So
+when Tweed steals from the public treasury he picks every private
+pocket. Every stroke of his hammer, if he hammers stone with other
+thieves, refreshes in the public mind these familiar truths. It is
+humiliating that the conviction of an evident offender in a court of law
+should be a cause of public congratulation. But, on the other hand, it
+is cheering that shameless crime intrenched in every way, and defying
+the course of law, should by that course be quietly convicted and surely
+punished.
+
+
+
+
+COMMENCEMENT.
+
+
+It is a changed college world since Nat. Willis's Philip Slingsby was
+the hero of many a maiden's dream, and the stories of Willis reflected
+the modest gayety of the society of his time. Nahant was then a summer
+resort of importance, and had not become, as one of its denizens said in
+later years, only "cold Boston." Willis's heroes, like Byron's, were
+largely himself, and it was but a thin veil that covered in them persons
+familiar in the society that he knew, and incidents drawn from his own
+experience.
+
+He was the college hero of his time. But his Scripture poems, which had
+great vogue and were printed in all the "classbooks" and "readers," and
+his "Burial of Arnold," a young and brilliant Senior at Yale, and his
+bright and blithe "Saturday Afternoon," are quite passed out of current
+knowledge. They are not the kind of verse which is produced in college
+now. Their Byronic sentimentality is not to the taste of the college
+club and Greek Letter Society man of to-day; and Charles Coldstream, who
+looks on listlessly at the college athletic games, leaves enthusiasm to
+"the Fresh," and has "really never read those things of Willis's."
+
+Yet the dominant emotions of Commencement this year were very much what
+they were when Philip Slingsby dared the waltz, and even the more
+emancipated belles shuddered a little as they slid into the charmed
+circle. Youth and hope and the passion which "is not all a dream" are
+forever renewed, and if the fashion changes, the substance remains. In
+the crowded church at Commencement this year, with the gay dresses and
+the flowers and the music and the soft summer air breathing in at the
+open doors and windows, there are still palpitating bosoms, and a color
+that comes and goes, and glances that meet and mingle--"read the
+language of those wandering eye-beams--the heart knoweth."
+
+It was "Nat. Willis" yesterday, in a high-collared coat and an ample
+cravat such as Brummel wore, and even D'Orsay. It is a quaint and a
+droll costume, as you see it in those old _Fraser_ pictures of English
+authors "'tis sixty years since." But in that guise it is you, sir, of
+to-day, and if your oration is spoken to one auditor, in all that lovely
+throng in the gallery, whose heart answers "pity Zekle" to your pitapat,
+do you think that the divine Una's grandmother was never young, and that
+the droll high-collared coats did not cover hearts as sensitive and
+hopes as high as the faultless summer attire of Nameless, Jun., class of
+'90? The actors change, but the spectacle is the same. Even the members
+of the reverend and venerable the corporation, those bald and
+white-haired worthies who seem vaguely always to have been sitting
+unchanged in the front pews, like those austere senators of Rome of whom
+the tradition tells us that they sat motionless although the invader
+came--even they are living monuments, and on their hearts, as on
+tablets, the story of the wandering eye-beams is engraved.
+
+There is not one of the young heroes of the Commencement hour whom those
+elders do not scan with knowledge. These wise young judges carry no
+secrets which the elders do not share. Is it a strange world that of
+Willis and his Philip Slingsby? It is the world of the moment and of
+this Commencement.
+
+But there is something else in Commencement besides this romance of
+feeling and tradition. It is the celebration of the intellectual life.
+The eloquence, indeed, is sometimes rather copious. An oration in the
+morning before one literary society; in the afternoon before another;
+and a sermon in the evening before the Missionary Association, is good
+measure heaped up and running over. There is some jealousy also even in
+academic groves. In the older day, if the Melpomene had its oration in
+the morning and the Euterpe in the afternoon, and you read on the
+following Sunday, scrawled on the blank page of the hymn-book in the
+pew, "Words, words, words, oration of Cicero," and "Genius, eloquence,
+common-sense, oration of Demosthenes," you knew that you read the
+comment upon the rival orator of a Melpomenean or a Euterpean, as the
+case might be. But if the orator was not always wise or eloquent, there
+were also discourses which have profoundly influenced the lives of those
+who heard or read them, giving a direction and inspiring a fidelity
+which, like Wordsworth's thoughts of his past years, breed perpetual
+benediction.
+
+It is a recollection blended of many feelings, that which the recurring
+Commencement brings to the alumnus. But the deep and permanent charm is
+the consciousness of the infinite worth and consolation of letters.
+Theoretically the college course was a series of years devoted to making
+acquaintance with the treasures of human genius. Possibly there was in
+fact some divergence from the theory. But that was the opportunity. The
+gates were set ajar, and if the neophyte did not choose to enter, he
+lost--as the teacher said to his pupil who went fishing rather than to
+hear Webster's eulogy on Adams and Jefferson--he lost what he can never
+regain.
+
+Is there some fatality which makes the pen that treats of Commencement
+hortatory and didactic? Is there some secret charm which still allies
+the college to the pulpit, so that to talk about it is presently to
+begin to preach? The Easy Chair asks because it feels that it is about
+to take the sacerdotal tone, and remind the youth who is leaving or
+entering college that, like every other epoch in life, college is an
+opportunity. It is what you make it. Fate, as the older times would have
+said--life, as we prefer to say--gives us a chance. But the improvement
+of it we give ourselves. The tragedy of the refrain, "Too late, too
+late; ye cannot enter now," is that of the man who, in our simple
+phrase, wasted his college years. The tender spell of Whittier's "Maud
+Muller" lies in its saddest words of tongue or pen. But the memory of
+what might have been is so profoundly pathetic because it might not have
+been, and we were the arbiters of fate and did not choose to turn
+upward.
+
+Kind sir of the college, who lend to the preacher of the moment your
+listening ear, the preacher himself may be a wearisome chaplain, but you
+are the young judge of the summer afternoon, smelling the meadows sweet
+with hay, and stopping at the cool spring where Maud Muller hands you
+the refreshing draught. Do you follow the allegory, and see in that maid
+what really she is? To you she is a maiden who rakes the hay; to Numa
+she was Egeria by the other fountain. It is a sweet illusion, for the
+maid is not Egeria nor Maud Muller, but under those gentle forms she is
+the nymph of opportunity. Woo her and win her, and all the happiness
+that might have been will be yours.
+
+There is nothing more touching than the inability of the chooser to
+comprehend the choice. Why did not the judge yield to the soft
+persuasion of that simple loveliness? Why did he not embrace the
+opportunity, and fold his happiness to his heart? Well, sir, that is
+always the question. But if he did not know that in that fair figure
+opportunity stood before him, you do know it. Don't be satisfied to hum
+"in court an old love tune." You remember the legend of the Sibyl's
+books. Was it interpreted to you in the class-room? Do you interpret it
+to yourself?
+
+The most inspiring tradition in every college is not that of the boat or
+the ball, of copious gold and flowing wine, of Milo or Sardanapalus or
+Midas; it is not that of the "dig" or the "prig," of Dryasdust or
+Casaubon; but it is that of the youth, by whatever name he was called in
+your college, who did not, like the judge, "closing his heart," ride
+on--who knew that four such years as yours in college would never
+return, and that they offered him the golden keys which, polished by his
+labor, would open the heaped treasures of genius in all ages and lands.
+It is he who in taking the keys did not grudge the labor, and to whose
+life those treasures have been wide open.
+
+No, the inspiring personal tradition of college was not the pleasant
+Philip Slingsby; it was rather Philip Sidney, who rode with the best
+and was a man in every manly enterprise, but who had so used his
+opportunities in study and affairs that Hubert Languet, most
+accomplished of scholars, called him friend, and William of Orange
+called him master.
+
+
+
+
+THE STREETS OF NEW YORK.
+
+
+Even the Pan-Americans protest that the streets of New York are dirty.
+It is very comical, but it is true, that all our marvellous prosperity,
+our genius of invention, our quickness of wit, and profusion of
+resource; all our patriotism and pride, our great traditions of liberty
+and heroism, our free soil, free speech, and free press; and all the
+force and intelligence of our free government--cannot keep the streets
+of New York clean. Miss Edwards, the most courteous and friendly of
+visitors, is compelled to say: "I found on all sides nothing but holes
+of mud, gutters, and dirt piles, an endless rush and a block of street
+traffic. There are so many dangers and the state of the highways is such
+as to make it incomprehensible to English people that enterprising
+Americans would long endure it."
+
+Miss Edwards is familiar with the dirt of Egypt, which is universal and
+intolerable, but even that does not mollify or alleviate the awful
+impression of dirty New York. Then a Pan-American, perhaps from Bogota,
+from Callao, from Lima, from Santiago, from Buenos Ayres, from Rio de
+Janeiro, from Guayaquil--cities in which we had not supposed impeccable
+highways to be--politely flagellates us, and ignominiously discrowns
+Broadway. "It was impossible not to notice the deplorable condition of
+the streets. Our carriages plunged terribly into the holes which at
+frequent intervals were met with, and the wheels at every turn sent
+whirls of mud, which compelled the passers-by to keep at a respectful
+distance."
+
+We may indeed reply that this is the fling of a Pan-American. And who,
+forsooth, is a Pan-American? Is he the superior--nay, does he presume to
+be the peer--of a North American? Are we not notoriously the greatest
+nation in the world? Does not our population reduplicate incalculably?
+Have we not carried civilization from sea to sea? Have we not the
+largest lakes, the longest rivers, the broadest prairies, the greatest
+cataract, in the world? And shall the minions of monarchies and the
+pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics snap their ridiculous fingers at
+us, and presume to say that the streets of New York are dirty? The idea
+is preposterous. It is contemptible. Moreover, it is insulting, and the
+streets of New York are--
+
+It is plain sailing--or slipping, as chance may determine whether we go
+in the water or the mud--so far, but it is a little difficult to end
+that sentence in the same key. Let us try another, possibly a little
+less perfervid. The population of the United States is some sixty
+millions. Taken altogether they form undoubtedly the most intelligent
+community, with the highest average well-being, in the world. They are
+self-governing down to aldermen and coroners. More than in any country
+at any time in history, the will of the majority of the adult male
+population determines the government. The city of New York is one of the
+three or four chief cities of the world. It is confessedly the
+metropolis of this blessed and absolutely self-governing country, and
+the streets of New York can't be kept clean.
+
+Is there any possible method of describing the unquestionable greatness
+and undoubted glory of the country, its resplendent history and its
+miraculous achievements, in an ascending and cumulative series of
+epithets and epigrams which shall end truthfully in the resounding
+allegation, "and the streets of New York are kept clean"? Indeed, is not
+this little joker worse than that of the thimble? Does he not grin at us
+from every pile of mud, and laugh out of every hole, and snicker and
+sneer on every side of the unremoved and apparently irremovable dirt and
+disorder?
+
+It is absurd, as the boys say, to "blame" this situation upon somebody
+else--some street commissioner, or scavenger, or other officer, or
+employé. Nobody is ever guilty of misrule in this country but the
+rulers, and the rulers are the people. The citizens of New York elect
+the city officers who are to do the city work which the citizens pay
+for. They give some of those officers authority to dismiss others who
+are derelict in their duty, and the governor can deal with the chief
+officers who do not obey the command of the people. If the taxes are
+outrageously heavy, if the money is squandered, if the streets are dirty
+and city government a farce, nobody is to blame but the citizens. They
+have as good a government as they choose, and the kind of government
+they desire.
+
+Then they desire dirty streets? Certainly. That is to say, they don't
+desire clean streets strongly enough to secure them. Then popular
+government has failed in cities? Rather there are some things in cities
+in which popular government is not especially interested. If there are
+two hundred and fifty thousand voters in the city of New York, how many
+of them really care enough for clean streets and proper municipal
+administration to spend time and trouble to secure them?
+
+Consider the lilies of the field--that is to say, look at the aldermen
+and the municipal officers, the representatives in the State
+Legislature and in Congress that the city of New York elects. Do they
+represent what we call its intelligence and character? Yet undeniably
+they are representatives of the majority of the voters, and if that
+majority be corrupt or stupid, it is either because there are more
+knaves and fools than intelligent and honest citizens among the voters,
+or because such citizens do not care to take the trouble to vote and to
+be represented; in which case the Aldermen and Co. that we see are,
+morally speaking, true representatives of the city. The minions of
+monarchies and the pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics, as they bump
+and wallow and flounder, bespattered and contemptuous, through the
+streets of New York, may truly say that they are such streets as the
+citizens desire, because if the people desired clean streets, unless
+popular government be a failure, they would have them. If the mayor did
+not appoint officers who would clean the streets, they would require the
+governor to deal with the mayor.
+
+Does it necessarily follow, because popular government is, upon the
+whole, the best government, that the governing people desire all good
+things that government can supply? Liberty they want, and equality, and
+fair play; but do they, because they are self-governing, desire
+beautiful buildings and clean streets? Might not a good-natured despot
+of fine taste and sanitary enlightenment and a sense of order give his
+dominions nobler public works and a better municipal administration than
+a republic which is neither tuppenny nor temporary, but in which there
+is easy and indolent indifference to public beauty and public order?
+
+"Above all," said the English bishop to the young catechumen, "don't
+mistake zeal for knowledge." Above all, says the good genius of America,
+don't confound national bumptiousness with patriotism.
+
+
+
+
+THE MORALITY OF DANCING.
+
+
+The gravity of the discussion of the morality of dancing is exceedingly
+amusing. The dancing of young people is as natural and instinctive as
+their laughing and singing, and the old Easy Chairs about the wall might
+as wisely quarrel with the song of the bobolink in the fields as with
+the dance upon the floor. But the grave censors who condemn it must be
+heard. There is reason in the way in which they often put their
+objections. Excitement, late hours, exposure of health, all these are
+bad. But, on the other hand, exercise, cheerfulness, friendly
+conversation, all these are good. The zealous censors confound uses and
+abuses. The Easy Chair has seen a worthy temperance apostle ingulfing
+cups of coffee in the pauses of an exhortation to abstinence, until it
+marvelled at the capacity of the apostolic stomach. Could there be no
+intemperance in coffee-drinking? But was coffee not to be drunk? The
+Easy Chair has seen such frantic gobbling at a railway eating-room that
+it could only gaze in wonder at the sottish and, so to speak, drunken
+eating. But is food not to be eaten? The Easy Chair has seen little
+children, extravagantly dressed and decorated, dancing in great hotel
+parlors on hot summer nights at an hour when they should all have been
+sound asleep in their beds, while their parents should have been soundly
+chastised for not putting them there. But is the dancing of young
+persons therefore wrong?
+
+This is probably to the censorial mind nothing but the base compromise
+and sophistry of "moderate drinking." But nevertheless most of the evils
+of this kind are perversions of good things. There are a great many
+young and ignorant parents who become impatient with the incessant
+activity and restlessness of their children. They condemn them to sit
+still in a chair and make no noise. Dear madame, it is nature's
+intention that the child shall be restless, to develop his limbs. You
+apply to him rules that are fit and easy for us who are old, and whom
+nature equally admonishes to sit still in chairs. Our little Procrustean
+beds are merely furniture that tortures. The desire of youth for
+enjoyment is as worthy as its desire for knowledge, for truth, for
+excellence. And it is the spirit, not the method, of enjoyments which
+are not obviously wrong, that is chiefly to be regarded. A good man asks
+whether he could go from dancing to console a dying bed. But could he go
+from skating, or reading _Pickwick_, or from heartily laughing, to
+console a dying friend? Would it not, even in his own view, depend
+wholly upon the mood in which he was doing it?
+
+Let him select an act which he would approve. Let him be reading a
+serious book, or thinking in his study, or going upon a visit of charity
+when he is summoned, and he would say that he could go with perfect
+composure and the utmost propriety. But how if he were peevish as he
+read the serious book, or if he were thinking angrily in his study, or
+if he were mentally reproaching the duty that drew him from his
+comfortable room to pay a visit of charity, could he then more properly
+hasten to console the dying than if he had been cheerfully dancing, his
+mind full of pleasant thoughts and the delight of the music and the
+measured movement? It is not the thing that he is doing, but the spirit
+in which he is doing it, that should be considered.
+
+How different a view of the pleasant recreation of dancing may be taken
+by an intellectual man, from that of one who thinks the waltz a device
+of Satan, is shown by a passage of De Quincey, the beginning of which
+the Easy Chair will quote, and which will find an echo in many a memory:
+"And in itself, of all the scenes which this world offers, none is to me
+so profoundly interesting, none (I say deliberately) so affecting, as
+the spectacle of men and women floating through the mazes of a dance;
+under these conditions, however, that the music shall be rich and
+festal, the execution of the dancers perfect, and the dance itself of a
+character to admit of free, fluent, and continuous action. And whenever
+the music happens not to be of a light, trivial character, but charged
+with the spirit of festal pleasure, and the performers in the dance so
+far skilful as to betray no awkwardness verging on the ludicrous, I
+believe that many persons feel as I feel in such circumstances, viz.,
+derive from the spectacle the very grandest form of passionate sadness
+which can belong to any spectacle whatsoever."
+
+
+
+
+THE HOG FAMILY.
+
+
+It is a good sign of the times that the crusade against the large and
+omnipresent family of Hog which the Easy Chair long ago preached has
+been vigorously renewed. Public manners are a common interest. The
+private conduct of the most famous personages is of small concern beyond
+their domestic circle. But the conduct of the person in the next room at
+a hotel, or in the next seat in a railroad car, is of great interest to
+us. Yet the remedy is not obvious. Even if we should propose a school of
+manners, it is not certain that the pupils for whom it would be
+especially designed would attend.
+
+If a fellow-guest at the Grand Hotel of the Universe comes in at two in
+the morning, and going humming along the corridor to his room, flings
+his boot down upon the floor at his door with a resounding blow that
+awakens all neighboring sleepers, you may cover him with expletives, and
+consign him in imagination to a hundred direful dooms, but nevertheless
+he goes unpunished. Or you may suddenly confront him in all the majesty
+of nocturnal dishabille, and admonish him severely of the wicked
+selfishness of his ways. But the probability is that you will have
+either an extremely amused audience, who will "guy" your appearance
+without mercy, or receive a surly rejoinder in the form of a boot or a
+volley of vituperation. In any event, the school of manners will not be
+honored by the exercises.
+
+Yet the Hog family is not American, nor is it by any means peculiar to
+this country. The Lady Mavourneen who said with enthusiasm that she
+could travel without insult from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and that
+every American of the other sex seemed to make himself her protector,
+said only what is generally true of the American. He is naturally
+courteous and invincibly good-natured. Indeed, it is his good-nature
+which has permitted the family Hog to develop to such proportions. A man
+enters a hotel "as if it belonged to him." Will he not be forced to pay
+for his accommodation--and roundly? Shall he not take his ease in his
+inn? Is he not willing to settle for all the food, drink, comfort,
+trouble, that he may require or occasion? Shall he put himself out for
+others? If number one does not look out for itself, who will look out
+for it?
+
+And to all this Jonathan good-naturedly assents. If number one takes
+more than his share of the sofa, Jonathan moves up. If number one puts
+his feet on a chair, Jonathan does not stare. If number one still more
+grossly demonstrates his porcine lineage, Jonathan dislikes to make
+trouble--until number one comes to despise those whom he insults, and
+plainly expects every circle to bow to the sovereignty of selfishness.
+This is a fatal form of good-nature, but it has a not unkindly origin.
+It springs from a social condition in which everybody is expected to
+help everybody else, because everybody needs help as in a frontier
+community. Indeed, in many a rural neighborhood still, this spirit of
+lending a hand is supreme. Everybody expects to submit to inconvenience,
+because he knows that he will require others to submit.
+
+But these refinements of mutual dependence must not be allowed to
+justify the outrages of selfishness. The passenger in the boat or the
+train who occupies more than his seat, who sits in one chair, covers
+another with his feet, and a third with his bundles, and smokes, and
+widely squirts tobacco juice around him until his vicinity is not "a
+little heaven," but another kind of "h" below, is a public pest and
+general nuisance, for whose punishment there should be a common law of
+procedure. But this can be found only where there is a common contempt
+and resolution which will deprive him of his ill-gotten seats in the
+first place, and make him feel, in the second, the general scorn of his
+neighbors.
+
+But as we are told constantly and correctly that we are a reading
+people, it is through reading that the members of the family which is
+_hostis humani generis_ will learn that they are the most detestable and
+detested of the great families of the race. You, sir, whose eyes are
+skimming this page, and who never give your seat to a woman in the
+elevated car "on principle"--the principle being either that a woman
+ought not to get into a crowded car, knowing that she will put gentlemen
+to inconvenience; or that the company ought to forbid the entry of more
+passengers than there are seats; or that first come should be first
+served; or that number one, having paid for a seat, has a right to
+occupy it; or whatever other form the "principle" may assume--you are
+one of the host against whom the crusade is pushed. Thou art the--well,
+for the sake of euphony we will say man, but it is not man that is in
+the mind of your censors.
+
+Or you, madam, who enter the railroad car with an air of right, and a
+look of reproval at every man who does not spring to his feet, and who
+settle yourself into the seat offered you without the least recognition
+of the courtesy that offers it--for you it would be well if the urbane
+mentor of another day were still here, who, having given his seat to a
+dashing young woman who seemed unconscious of his presence, looked at
+her until she impatiently demanded if he wanted anything, and he
+responding, said, blandly, "Yes, madam; I want to hear you say thank
+you."
+
+Both this sir and madam may learn from the daily papers as from this
+page that even in a car where they recognize no acquaintance a cloud of
+witnesses around hold them in full survey, and whatever the fashion or
+richness of their garments, and however supercilious their air, perceive
+at once whether they belong to the family of ladies and gentlemen, or to
+that of Charles Lamb's "Mr. H." Thackeray's hero could not have been
+more aghast to see his divine Ottilia consume with gusto the oysters
+which were no longer fresh than Romeo to learn by his Juliet's question
+to that urbane mentor of other years that his mistress must be of kin to
+the unmentionable family.
+
+The next time those boots are flung down in the reverberating hotel
+corridor there will be no harm in remarking to the clerk the next
+morning in the crowded office that it is not necessary for you to look
+upon the register to know that one of the Hog family arrived during the
+night.
+
+
+
+
+THE ENLIGHTENED OBSERVER.
+
+
+The Enlightened Observer from Europe who is studying American
+institutions asked the Easy Chair the other day what was meant by the
+statement that a candidate for a high elective office had opened
+headquarters in the neighborhood of a nominating convention. The
+Enlightened Observer said that he had always supposed that such
+conventions were assemblies which nominated persons whose public
+services and personal ability and character had distinguished them among
+their fellow-citizens, and shown them to be especially fitted for the
+offices which were to be filled. "Am I mistaken," he asked, "in
+supposing that to be the theory of your institutions?"
+
+The Easy Chair could not say that he was, and conceded that such was the
+theory.
+
+"In other words," continued the Enlightened Observer, "a republic
+secures good government because it intrusts the government not to the
+chance of birth, which may give to Oliver Cromwell a son Richard, and
+make the heir of Alexander the Great an Alexander the Little, but
+because it calls to its great offices of every degree those citizens who
+have demonstrated their peculiar fitness."
+
+"That is certainly the theory of our republican institutions," returned
+the Easy Chair.
+
+"Well?" said the Enlightened Observer.
+
+"Well?" echoed the Easy Chair.
+
+"Yes, but why, then, does a candidate open headquarters?"
+
+"Yes, certainly. Why--that is--it is to make himself known."
+
+"But the theory seems to assume that he is known already. Is it that he
+performs public services at the headquarters, or exhibits there his
+character and abilities? Is not the time a little limited and the space
+somewhat inconvenient for such demonstrations? I am at a little loss. I
+can see that the personal appearance and manners of a candidate might be
+displayed favorably at a headquarters, and that, in a charming phrase of
+your country, he might dispense a generous hospitality in a hotel
+parlor, but how can he display his fitness for a high office in such
+narrow quarters as headquarters must be? Am I to understand that when
+Mr. John Jay was selected as a candidate for the Governorship of New
+York he had repaired previously to the place of nomination and had
+opened headquarters? Did General Washington pursue a similar course? If
+the services and character of a candidate have commended him to public
+favor and designated him as a suitable officer, why is not that enough?"
+
+"Undoubtedly," answered the Easy Chair, "why isn't it? But I am afraid
+that you have not pursued your enlightened observations quite far
+enough, or you would have learned that in this country a kind providence
+is supposed to help those who help themselves, and that those who
+expect to have Governorships and Senatorships and other large and highly
+flavored political morsels offered to them on golden salvers and on
+bended knees will be seriously disappointed."
+
+"I see," said, courteously, the Enlightened Observer, "that my excellent
+friend the Easy Chair is pleased to speak in metaphor. If I may
+penetrate it, he is declaring that great places are to be won like
+precious prizes, and do not drop into idle hands like fruit overripe.
+But if I may hold him to the point, is it not the theory of your
+institutions that it is services and character and ability that win the
+precious political prizes, and surely such qualities and services cannot
+be described as idle hands? I agree that providence helps those who help
+themselves, but who helps himself more than he who helps the entire
+community? And how does he help the community who opens headquarters to
+secure a prize for himself? Moreover, have I not heard that office
+should pursue the man, and not the man the office? Yet what is opening
+headquarters but pursuing office, as a hound a hare?"
+
+The Easy Chair was obliged to suggest that there was no harm in knowing
+"the boys," and in showing the affability of a simple citizen "without
+airs," and making the acquaintance of important political personages,
+all of which the Enlightened Observer conceded, but still politely
+insisted that knowing the boys and showing affability and refraining
+from lofty demeanor did not demonstrate fitness for great place, and was
+a loss of proper personal dignity that ought not to be required of any
+one who had really approved himself as a suitable officer. He concluded
+that he might not have mistaken the theory, but he had certainly not
+apprehended the practice of our institutions.
+
+"But surely," said the Easy Chair, "'tis but a small price to pay."
+
+"True," said the Enlightened Observer, "it is a very small price; but I
+had not supposed that in the republic office was sold at any price. I
+thought that the good Santa Claus of public approval dropped it as a
+Christmas gift into the stocking of the most deserving. It seems,
+however, to be rather a raisin in snap-dragon--the prize of the toughest
+fingers."
+
+
+
+
+RALPH WALDO EMERSON.
+
+
+"The beauty of Israel has fallen in its high place," said the voice of
+Emerson's friend and neighbor, Judge Hoar, trembling and almost hushed
+in emotion, and everybody who heard felt the singular felicity of the
+words. The plain little country church was crowded, and a vast throng
+stood outside in the peaceful April sunshine. Before the pulpit--the
+eyes forever closed, the voice forever silent--lay the man whose aspect
+of sweet and majestic serenity Death had not touched, and which recalled
+his own words: "Even the corpse that has lain in the chambers has added
+a solemn ornament to the house." It was the man who was beloved of his
+neighbors and honored by the world, whose modest counsel in grave
+affairs guided the village, and whose thought led the thought of
+Christendom. "He belonged to all men, but he is peculiarly ours," said
+Judge Hoar truly, speaking for the quiet historic town of which
+Emerson's grandfather had been the minister, and in which he lived
+during the larger part of his life, and to which his memory will lend an
+imperishable charm.
+
+Concord when he first knew it was already famous. A hundred years ago,
+at the bridge over the placid river, the Middlesex farmers, hastening as
+minute men from all the neighboring country, had obeyed the first
+military summons to fire upon the king's regulars; and the red-coated
+regulars, turning, had begun, amid the blazing patriot volley of twenty
+miles, their long retreat to Yorktown and over the sea. At the point
+where the highway by which the soldiers marched enters the village,
+under the hill along whose ridge the hurrying countrymen pressed to cut
+off the soldiers' retreat, lived for more than forty years the scholar
+who belongs to Concord as Shakespeare belongs to Stratford.
+
+"Nature," said Emerson in his first book, written in the old Manse at
+Concord, which Hawthorne afterwards inhabited, and which he has so
+beautifully commemorated--"Nature stretcheth out her arms to embrace
+man: only let his thoughts be of equal greatness. Willingly does she
+follow his steps with the rose and the violet, and bend her lines of
+grandeur and grace to the decoration of her darling child. Only let his
+thoughts be of equal scope, and the frame will suit the picture. A
+virtuous man is in unison with her works, and makes the central figure
+of the visible sphere. Homer, Pindar, Socrates, Phocion, associate
+themselves fitly in our memory with the geography and climate of Greece.
+The visible heavens and the earth sympathize with Jesus. And in common
+life whoever has seen a person of powerful character and happy genius
+will have remarked how easily he took all things along with him, the
+persons, the opinions, and the day, and nature became auxiliary to a
+man." So is Emerson associated with the tranquil landscape of the old
+Middlesex town--the gentle hills, the long sweep of meadowland, the
+winding river, the woodland, and the pastures under the ample sky. The
+broad horizon and rural repose were the fitting home of the lofty and
+beneficent genius whose life and word perpetually illustrated the
+supreme worth and beauty of truth, purity, and morality. Whoever saw him
+there or elsewhere, saw the "sweet and virtuous soul" which George
+Herbert likened to seasoned timber that never gives.
+
+The sincerity and serenity of Emerson's character were unsurpassed. The
+freshness and glow of his interest in life were perennial. With a sober
+tenderness of regret he said to a friend who congratulated him upon his
+seventieth birthday, "Yet it is a little sad to me, for I count to-day
+the end of youth." In no other sense than the lapse of years, however,
+was it true. That auroral freshness of soul which is the distinctive
+charm of youth lingered when even memory somewhat failed. "How long it
+is since I have seen you!" he said at Longfellow's funeral to a friend
+whom he had accosted just before. But he said it with all that
+heartiness of sympathy and expectation which, in the golden prime of
+his life, when he was in many ways the most striking and original figure
+in his country, made him greet every comer as if he expected to hear
+from him a wiser word than had yet been spoken. A youth, fascinated by
+this simple graciousness of manner, declared that Emerson greeted the
+most ordinary persons like a King of Spain receiving an ambassador from
+the Great Mogul. The expectancy of his manner implied that every man had
+some message to deliver, and he bent himself to hear.
+
+But his shrewdness of perception was exquisite. He did not take dross
+because he hoped for gold. His reproof was as sure and incisive as the
+stroke of a delicate Damascus blade. When a young man, hearing Emerson
+say that everybody ought to read Plato, followed his advice, and read,
+he thought, with the audacity of youth, that he detected faults in
+Plato, and wrote an essay to set them forth. He asked Emerson to read
+it, and when he returned it to the youth, Emerson said, pleasantly, "My
+boy, when you strike at the king, you must kill him." One day he sat at
+dinner with a distinguished company of statesmen. He was by far the most
+famous man at the table; but he modestly followed the conversation,
+turning from each guest who spoke, to the next, with the old sweet
+gravity of earnest expectation. When all the notable company had gone, a
+guest who remained said to him: "I saw you talking with the English
+Minister. He is a brilliant man, and I hope that you found him
+agreeable." "A very pleasant gentleman," replied Emerson; "but he does
+not represent the England that I know."
+
+Despite this sharp apprehension, however, Emerson was sometimes unable
+to find any charm in writings which have apparently taken a permanent
+place in literature. He could see nothing interesting or valuable in
+Shelley. "When I read Shelley," he once said, "I am like a man who
+thinks that he sees gold at the bottom of a stream. He reaches for it,
+but his hands come up cold, with a little common sand in them." The
+waywardness and disorder of Shelley's life may have troubled him. But
+this would not have affected his intellectual judgment. His acute
+intellect was supremely independent and absolutely courageous. "He must
+embrace solitude as a bride," he said of the scholar; "he must have his
+glees and his glooms alone." When as a young man he quietly closed his
+pulpit door, and declined to preach any more, because he no longer felt
+any value in certain religious rites, there was no protest, nor
+ostentation, nor newspaper "sensation." It was simply the closing of a
+book that he had read, and the amazement and censure and grief of others
+could not possibly persuade him to do, or to say, or to affect, the
+thing that was not true. Emerson's moral and intellectual integrity was
+transparently simple, but it was sublime. It was not expressed in stormy
+self-assertion nor cynical contempt. It spoke in tranquil and beautiful
+affirmation, perfectly courteous, but absolutely sincere.
+
+But no man more charitably and diligently sought to understand others,
+and to be just to what was obscure and foreign to him. He listened
+patiently to music. But it did not charm him. He was punctual in the
+duties of a citizen. But he had no proper political tastes. Yet for the
+true politics, the application of the moral law to the control of public
+affairs, no man was more perceptive or uncompromising. He was always on
+the right side of great public questions. His hospitable sympathy
+entertained every good cause, and in all our antislavery literature
+there is no nobler or more permanent work than his address upon the
+anniversary of West India emancipation in 1844. The only cloud that ever
+arose upon his regard for Carlyle was his displeasure with Carlyle's
+contemptuous and cynical sneers at our civil war. He was deeply
+impatient of doubtful and half-hearted Americans during the war. "They
+call themselves gentlemen, I believe," he said of certain persons, and
+in a tone which showed that his lofty and patriotic honor instinctively
+and utterly repudiated the pinchbeck claims of educated feebleness to
+bear "the grand old name of gentleman."
+
+Those who recall Emerson when he was a clergyman in Boston remember a
+singular spiritual beauty in the man, and an indescribable charm of
+manner in his public speech. But apparently he impressed his earlier
+associates with the purity and refinement of his mind and life, his
+lofty intellectual tastes and sympathy, and his literary accomplishment,
+rather than by the peculiar force of a genius which was to give the most
+powerful spiritual impulse of the generation to American thought. This
+is the more singular because there was always something breezy and
+heroic in his tone, which might have led to the suspicion of the fact
+that he was from the first a fond reader of Plutarch, from whose "Lives"
+he draws so many illustrations. As in a mountain walk the traveller is
+suddenly aware of wafts of perfumed air, now of the wild-grape blossom,
+now of the azalea or sweet-brier, so the strain of Emerson suggests his
+sympathy with Plutarch and Montaigne, the Oriental poets and the
+Platonists.
+
+But no one could describe accurately his "system" of philosophy, nor
+fit him into a "school" of poetry. He was content to call himself a
+scholar, and no name was more significant and precious to him. He
+shunned notoriety, but he had the instinctive desire of every artist and
+of all genius for an audience. When a friend asked him of a young man
+whose literary talent had seemed to him to promise great achievement,
+Emerson said: "He does nothing; and I doubted his genius when I saw that
+he did not seek a hearing." When his own first slight volume, "Nature,"
+was published, they were but a few, a very few, who perceived in it the
+ripe and beautiful work of a master in literature and thought. The
+richness and originality and picturesque simplicity of this book, its
+subtle perception, its tone of jubilant power, and the soft glimmering
+light of lofty imagination which irradiates every page, do not lose by
+familiarity, and are as charming, although of course not so surprising,
+as when they first took captive the readers of nearly fifty years ago.
+With the eagerness of classification which characterizes many active
+minds, Emerson was immediately labelled a Berkeleyan, an idealist, and a
+mystic. But he eluded the precise classification as noiselessly and
+surely as a cloud changes its form. Astonishment, satire, indignation,
+contradiction, spent themselves in vain. Like a rose-tree in June, which
+blossoms sweetly whether the air be chilly or sunny, his thought quietly
+flowered into exquisite expression. You might like it or leave it. But
+the rose would be still a rose.
+
+There was a fashion of calling Emerson obscure. But there is no style in
+literature of more poetic precision than his. It is full of surprises of
+beauty and aptness. His central doctrine of the identity of men, the
+grandeur of every man's opportunity, and the essential poetry of the
+circumstances of common life, was a living faith. "The great man," he
+said, "makes the great thing." "In the sighing of these woods; in the
+quiet of these gray fields; in the cool breeze that sings out of these
+Northern mountains; in the workmen, the boys, the maidens you meet; in
+the hopes of the morning, the ennui of noon, and sauntering of the
+afternoon; in the disquieting comparisons; in the regrets at want of
+vigor; in the great idea and the puny execution--behold Charles the
+Fifth's day; another, yet the same; behold Chatham's, Hampden's,
+Bayard's, Alfred's, Scipio's, Pericles's day--day of all that are born
+of women. The difference of circumstance is merely costume. I am tasting
+the self-same life--its sweetness, its greatness, its pain--which I so
+admire in other men." The temptation to complete the splendid passage is
+almost irresistible. But in every page you are drawn on as in a stately
+symphony of winning music.
+
+This passage is from the Dartmouth College address, and it has all the
+flowing cadence of a discourse written to be spoken. Yet Emerson had
+little of the orator's temperament save the desire of an audience, and
+an earnestness which was pure and not passionate. But no orator in the
+country has exercised a deeper or more permanent influence. His
+discourses were but essays, but their thought was so noble, their form
+so symmetrical, their tone so lofty, and they were spoken with such
+alluring rhythm, that they threw over young minds a spell which no other
+eloquence could command. Emerson himself was very susceptible to the
+power of fine oratory. No man ever praised more warmly the charm of
+Everett in his earlier day. When Webster delivered his eulogy upon Adams
+and Jefferson in Faneuil Hall, Emerson was teaching in Cambridge, and
+Richard H. Dana, Jun., was one of his pupils. The day before Webster
+spoke, the teacher announced that there would be no school upon the
+morrow, and he earnestly exhorted his pupils not to lose the memorable
+opportunity of hearing the great orator. Dana was of an age to prefer
+fishing to oratory, and strolled off with his line to the river, where
+he passed the day. When school was resumed, Mr. Emerson with sympathetic
+interest asked him if he had heard Webster. The fisher, half ashamed,
+reluctantly owned his absence. Emerson looked at him with regret and
+almost pain, and said to him, gravely: "My boy, I am very sorry; you
+have lost what you can never recover, and what you will regret to the
+last day of your life."
+
+But those who heard his own Divinity School address, or the Cambridge or
+Dartmouth oration, or the Emancipation address, would not exchange that
+recollection even to have heard the Olympian orator in Faneuil Hall.
+"Tell me," said a Senator famous for his oratory, to a friend in
+Washington, "what do you call eloquence? Repeat to me an eloquent
+passage." The friend quoted from Emerson the unequalled passage from the
+Dartmouth College address in which the scholar appeals to the young men
+to be true to the ideals of their youth--a passage which no generous
+youth can read to-day without deep emotion and a thrill of high resolve.
+The Senator listened with an air of perplexed incredulity. "Do you call
+that eloquent? Now see what I call eloquence," and he declaimed a
+glowing piece of rhetoric with ardent feeling. It was a passage from
+Charles Sprague's Fourth-of-July oration in Boston sixty years ago. But
+effective as it was, his friend reminded the Senator that if the test of
+eloquence be glow of feeling and splendor and sincerity of expression,
+with an inner power of appeal which searches the heart and moulds the
+life, no really greater results in this country could be traced to any
+speech than to that of Emerson, who read the greater part of his essays
+as addresses, and who sometimes reached a lyrical strain which not the
+magnificent Burke nor any other great orator surpasses.
+
+--To talk of Emerson, even if the talker were not of the circle of his
+intimate friends, is to raise the flood-gate of happy and inspiring
+recollections. It is one of the tenderest of the thoughts that hover
+around his memory, as the low winds sigh through the pine-trees over his
+grave, that, as with Longfellow, there are no excuses to be made for
+grotesque eccentricities of genius, nor for a life at any point unworthy
+of so great a soul. He said of his friend Thoreau, who is buried near
+him, that he was like the Alpine climber who gathers the edelweiss, the
+flower that blooms at the very edge of the glacier. He too lived at
+those pure heights, and taught us how to tread them undazzled and
+undismayed. Happy teacher, whose long and lovely life illustrated the
+dignity and excellence of the truth, old as the morning and as ever
+fresh, that fidelity to the divine law written upon the conscience is
+the only safe law of life for every man. Noble and beneficent preacher,
+who, in a sense that the pensive Goldsmith did not intend,
+
+ "Allured to brighter worlds, and led the way."
+
+
+
+
+HENRY WARD BEECHER.
+
+
+For forty years Mr. Beecher had been minister of Plymouth Church when on
+a Sunday morning suddenly came the news that his ministry and probably
+his life were ended; and he died a day or two afterwards. The preacher
+and the church were more widely known than any others in the Union, and
+during all his pastorate he was one of the most conspicuous figures in
+the country. He was undoubtedly also one of the most famous preachers of
+his time and of the English race, and the death of Wendell Phillips left
+him the most eminent of American orators. There have been popular
+preachers during Mr. Beecher's career, like Moffit and other
+revivalists, and there are always eloquent and scholarly orators in the
+American pulpit. The tradition of Summerfield presents a beautiful
+youth and a captivating speaker. The charm of Channing was profound and
+indescribable. But Beecher recalls Whitefield more than any other
+renowned preacher. Like Whitefield, he was what is known as a man of the
+people; a man of strong virility, of exuberant vitality, of quick
+sympathy, of an abounding humor, of a rapid play of poetic imagination,
+of great fluency of speech; an emotional nature overflowing in ardent
+expression, of strong convictions, of complete self-confidence; but also
+not sensitive, nor critical, nor judicial; a hearty, joyous nature,
+touching ordinary human life at every point, and responsive to every
+generous moral impulse.
+
+Mr. Beecher was not a pioneer, nor a leader of forlorn hopes, but of the
+main column of the army. He marched just ahead of the advance, and
+touched with his elbows those who moved forward with him. He liked to
+feel the warmth of their breath upon his cheek, and the magnetism of
+their neighborhood. He spoke for them as they could not speak for
+themselves. He liked the crowd. The hum and throb of multitudinous life
+inspired and cheered him. He was at home in streets and towns; with a
+bright jest for every comer; a happy quip and repartee; with an eye and
+a heart for the unfortunate and forlorn, and a ready rebuke for
+insolence and injustice. He had nothing of the recluse or scholarly
+habit; no fastidious taste. He was fond of pictures and music and all
+forms of art, without especial aesthetic accomplishment; a man of cheery
+presence, of cordial address; with a willing word for the reporter,
+chaffing the interviewer; jumping on the street-car in motion; yet
+always seemly, and always, despite his slouched hat and careless dress,
+undeniably clerical, but with no undue professional sense of dignity or
+decorum.
+
+In the pulpit, or, more truly, upon the platform--for whether preaching,
+or lecturing, or speaking at table or upon the stump, he seemed to be
+always upon the platform--he inculcated right living rather than
+traditional doctrine. He was a soldier of the church militant, but his
+warfare was with human wrong and misery, and false theories of life,
+and low aims and poor ambitions. He aimed to build up righteousness of
+life, and in the ardor of the strife he liked to pause and wink, and let
+fly a bright-tipped, winged word at the opponent, against whom he bore
+no kind of malice. He hated the wrong, but not the wrong-doer. Ardent
+and impulsive, his generous emotions often overwhelmed his judgment; and
+in politics, although the most popular of stump-orators, and never
+happier or more truly himself than in a political speech, in which, with
+the instinct of a born fighter, he "drank delight of battle," yet he
+sometimes amazed and confounded his friends, who, however, could not
+doubt his sincerity nor question his purpose.
+
+The great cloud that fell upon his life seemed also to darken the
+country. The grief and consternation showed how strong a hold he had
+upon the national mind and heart, which indeed was never so firm as at
+the very moment that his good name seemed to be obscured. It was the
+most tremendous ordeal to which any public man of his peculiar
+character and quality of eminence has ever been exposed in this
+country. The most remarkable fact in it all was the way in which he
+endured it. The blacker the cloud appeared to be, the more sturdy was
+his stern defiance, and for weeks of seemingly accumulating and
+insurmountable obstruction he faced unflinchingly a possible doom the
+mere prospect of which might well have withered a brave heart conscious
+of innocence. That the cloud ever wholly disappeared cannot be said, in
+view of the tone of the press even as he lay dead in his house. But that
+he could never have maintained his position as he did if he had not been
+generally acquitted in the public mind seems to be indisputable. If the
+relation of his later life to the country was somewhat changed, the
+result was due to the decline of confidence in what had been believed to
+be his strongest quality, supreme good sense and sound judgment, rather
+than to doubt of his moral integrity.
+
+No man lived more in the public eye and for the public than Mr. Beecher.
+In his speeches and sermons and writings he took the public into his
+confidence with a freedom that was characteristic and natural in him,
+but which would have been extraordinary in any other man. He could not
+pass through the street without universal recognition, and no man in the
+two cities was so well known to everybody as he. At public meetings and
+at dinners where he was to speak, he came late amid smiling and
+expectant applause, and with the air of saying, "Where MacGregor sits,
+there is the head of the table." He had the right to that air, for
+wherever he was to speak he was the chief orator. But he was no niggard
+of generous praise and sympathy, and no man spoke with more fervent
+eulogy and eloquent approval of other men. Doubtless, like an actor or
+singer, the long habit of receiving applause had made it pleasant to
+him, and as is the fact with all extempore speaking, the greater the
+applause the higher the eloquence of his strain. It is a reciprocal
+action. Of Mr. Beecher's later platform speeches, the most remarkable
+was his political address at the Brooklyn Rink in 1884, which was
+delivered amid a storm of enthusiasm, while in the delivery he was
+himself wrought to the highest feeling.
+
+His power over the emotions of an audience was unsurpassed in this
+country probably since Patrick Henry. Thomas Corwin and Sergeant
+Prentiss perhaps were as great masters of humor and patriotic appeal
+upon the stump; but Beecher added to these a pathos and sentiment and
+poetic tone in which the others did not excel. He had not the fine,
+glittering, incisive touch of Wendell Phillips's fatal sarcasm and
+vituperation. Phillips stood quietly and played his polished rapier with
+a flexible wrist, but its point was deadly; Beecher smote, and crushed.
+One was the deft Saladin with his chased and curving cimeter, the other
+was Richard with his heavy battle-axe. In the great controversy in which
+both were engaged, upon the same side, indeed, but under different
+banners and wearing different colors, Beecher and Phillips, amid a
+chorus of eloquence, were the two chief voices. Garrison was not
+distinctively an orator, while Phillips was the especial and
+distinctive orator of the cause, and his fame as a public man belongs to
+that cause alone. But Beecher had many interests and relations, and his
+oratory had other strains. They were friends always, and Phillips spoke
+often in Plymouth Church, and uttered many a glowing word of his
+fellow-laborer.
+
+When these words are published the freshness of the impression of
+Beecher's death will have passed, and from every part of the country his
+eulogy will have been spoken. The universal emotion, the warmth and
+tenor of the tributes, will have shown how eminent a figure he was, and
+that his death is felt to be a national loss. One of the papers
+described him as the last of a great generation, and Senator Cullom,
+speaking of Logan in the crowded Brooklyn Academy on the evening of
+Beecher's death, called a roll of illustrious names, of which his was
+the latest, and among which it surely belongs. His profession was the
+preaching of peace and good-will. But how often he must have felt that
+his Master came not to bring peace, but a sword! His buoyant
+temperament, his perfect health, his love of nature and of man, of
+children and flowers, of the changing sky and landscape, his abounding
+sympathy, his rich and sensitive humor, made his life joyous and often
+happy. But it was none the less a stormy life, ending at last, amid the
+sorrow of a country, in happy rest and the good fame of a great orator
+for human welfare.
+
+
+
+
+THE GOLDEN AGE.
+
+
+In this country we are inclined to believe that the epoch that followed
+the Revolution was one of the utmost purity and simplicity. But it was
+one of the "fathers" who said to a friend upon the adjournment of the
+first Congress, "Do you suppose such a set of rascals will ever assemble
+again?" In his diary John Adams appeals to the calmer mind and juster
+judgment of the coming age--meaning that in which we live, and from
+which we look wistfully back to old John Adams's cocked hat and
+knee-breeches as the symbols of a nobler time.
+
+Then there is Fisher Ames, one of the famous orators and conspicuous
+leaders of the beginning of the century, who, studying his country at
+the time to which we recur as the age of high purpose and lofty men,
+bewails the sordidness, selfishness, and degradation around him. "Of
+course," he says, seventy years ago, "the single passion that engrosses
+us, the only avenue to consideration and importance in our society, is
+the accumulation of property: our inclinations cling to gold, and are
+bedded in it as deeply as that precious ore in the mine.... As
+experience evinces that popularity--in other words, consideration and
+power--is to be procured by the meanest of mankind, the meanest in
+spirit and understanding, and in the worst of ways, it is obvious that
+at present the incitement to genius is next to nothing."
+
+We might suppose that we were listening to a contemporary cynic; and
+whoever reads the history of the politics of that time will find that
+"the better days of the republic" were very like the days in which we
+deplore their disappearance. When Mr. Ames died, Mr. John Quincy Adams
+wrote a review of his works, in which, with the equanimity and
+moderation of the golden age, he remarks, "It is a melancholy
+contemplation of human nature to see a mind so highly cultivated and so
+richly gifted as that of Mr. Ames soured and exasperated into the very
+ravings of a bedlamite." He then proceeds to speak of those who, without
+believing Mr. Ames's "absurd and inconsistent political creed," are
+selfishly eager for its propagation, being "choice spirits, amounting to
+at most six hundred" (their name was the Essex Junto!), and who hold
+that "the porcelain must rule over the earthenware, the blind and sordid
+multitude must put themselves, bound hand and foot, into the custody of
+the lynx-eyed, seraphic souls of the six hundred, and then all together
+must go and _squat_ for protection under the hundred hands of the
+British Briareus."
+
+To this gentle strain Mr. John Lowell replied in a similar vein,
+beginning by speaking of the malignity of Mr. Adams's sarcasm, and of
+his following Mr. Ames to the grave with crocodile tears, informing him
+that he had no need to assail Mr. Ames's friends with all the venom of
+an infuriated partisan, because he had already obtained his reward for
+"ratting" from the Federalists, and this act of gratitude to his
+benefactors was unnecessary. Mr. Lowell ends his reply by saying that
+in the course of a short political life Mr. Adams had received more than
+seventy thousand dollars from the public, and that while no man pitied
+Mr. Ames, "Mr. Adams is an object of sincere commiseration with many a
+man of high and honorable feelings, while it is to be doubted whether he
+is the object of envy to any man on earth."
+
+These are glimpses of the golden age, of that "better day" of the
+republic with which our own is so often and so injuriously contrasted.
+Indeed, there is no finer cordial for despondency than a glance at the
+paradise that hovers behind our retreating steps. The mountain traveller
+turns and sees a lovely vision floating in the sky.
+
+ "How faintly flushed, how phantom-fair,
+ Was Monte Rosa, hanging there--
+ A thousand shadowy-pencil'd valleys,
+ And snowy dells in a golden air."
+
+Good lack! he cries, are those the crags and precipices along which I
+slid and stumbled in terror of my life? The hanging gardens of the
+past, the halcyon epoch of our history, the lost paradise of our
+fathers, are all crags and precipices along which the race and our
+country have stumbled and slid. If any man is disposed to think that he
+has fallen upon evil times, let him open his history. It is a marvellous
+tonic.
+
+Does he think republics ungrateful? Look at Mr. Motley's vivid portrait
+of John of Barneveld. When he was seventy-two years old he writes from
+his prison to his wife and family: "I receive at this moment the very
+heavy and sorrowful tidings that I, an old man, for all my services done
+well and faithfully to the fatherland for so many years ... must prepare
+myself to die to-morrow." Does he think irreligion undermining society?
+Look into Smiles's "Huguenots in France after the Revocation of the
+Edict of Nantes." For attending Huguenot meetings men were captured by
+soldiers and sentenced to the galleys, mostly for life. They were
+chained by the neck with murderers and other criminals, and were
+quartered in Paris in the dungeon of the Chateau de la Tournelle. Thick
+iron collars were attached by iron chains to the beams. The collar was
+closed around the prisoner's neck, and riveted with blows of a hammer
+upon an anvil. Twenty men in pairs were chained to each beam. They could
+not sleep lying; they could not sleep sitting or standing up straight,
+for the beam was too high for the one and too low for the other. This
+was done in the name of religion. The age of Louis the Fourteenth is
+called one of the great epochs of the world. It was an age in which the
+king's mistress persuaded him to slaughter and banish hundreds of
+thousands of his subjects because of their religious faith, and the
+great preachers of his church applauded, and the Holy Father approved,
+and even Madame de Sévigné, whose letters some young ladies at Newport
+and Saratoga are diligently reading, and sighing for the good old witty
+times in which she lived, wrote of the most innocent and most devoted
+men: "Hanging is quite a refreshment to me. They have just taken
+twenty-four or thirty of these men, and are going to throw them off."
+
+The golden age is not yesterday or to-morrow, but to-day. It is the age
+in which we live, not that in which somebody else lived. The trouble,
+vexation, corruption, weakness, selfishness, meanness, which dismay us
+and tempt us to despair are the old lions that have always beset the
+path. No man is born out of time; and what man living to-day, who is not
+pinched with poverty or disease, would have lived a thousand years ago?
+If our politics seem mean and our men small, how does Alfred's time
+seem, or the glory of Athens, or the court of Louis the Fourteenth, or
+Luther's Germany? What did Jefferson think of Hamilton, or the _Aurora_
+say of Washington?
+
+
+
+
+SPRING PICTURES.
+
+
+ON a late beautiful spring afternoon the Easy Chair
+rolled itself into the suburbs for a stroll. There were everywhere the
+signs of the advance of a great city and the pathetic forlornness of the
+municipal frontier. Pleasant country-houses, spacious, rambling, with
+broad piazzas and gardens and lawns, had been apparently suddenly
+overtaken by streets and stone sidewalks and lamps. There were the
+rattle and shriek of the incessant railway trains near by. Tall factory
+chimneys smoked and machinery hummed and steam-whistles blew all around
+the quiet old houses. The contrast gave them a kind of conscious life.
+They seemed to be aware of the incongruity of their character with the
+new neighborhood. They had a helpless air, as if nothing remained but
+submission to division into regular building lots and the absolute
+extinction of rural seclusion and charm. There was the impression of a
+faint and futile struggle between city and country, in which, indeed,
+for a moment the excellence of each was lost, but the result of which
+was not doubtful.
+
+As the Easy Chair pushed on, it saw in fancy the old pastoral peace and
+retirement of the places when they were indeed in the country. It
+recalled the noted men of that older day who sought here relaxation and
+repose. There was the placid river, on which no restless steamer foamed,
+but only silent sloops drifted or careened. Yonder were the leafy coves
+under the wooded and rocky banks, from which the Indian had but recently
+paddled his canoe. No railroad harmed the virgin shyness of the shore.
+It was El Dorado, Arcadia, the land of Goshen. It was the home of peace,
+of plenty, of content.
+
+Such a poet, such a painter, is idealizing memory on a spring afternoon
+in the suburbs. It seemed so gross a wrong that sidewalks and gas lamps
+and factory chimneys and steam-whistles should invade and devastate the
+tranquil fields that indignant imagination filled them as fact with all
+the fancies that tranquil fields suggest. Doubtless in the closets of
+those quiet houses there were the bones of plenty of old skeletons.
+Those spacious, sunny rooms were the scenes of the familiar domestic
+tragedies against which not the most romantic of country-houses can shut
+the door. Up those steps have swayed and hesitated the doubtful feet of
+the oldest son, heir of precious hopes and child of fervent prayers,
+hesitating and lingering at hours long past midnight, watched for and
+waited for by the mother's heart that breaks but does not falter. In
+that broad hall, on the brightest of May mornings, the daughter of the
+house has stood, radiant as the day, and crowned with orange blossoms.
+There have met the hopes and joys of youth, the tears and blessings and
+farewells of older years. The pretty pageant filled the house, and faded
+slowly and utterly away. The old house has known, too, the solemn shadow
+that falls on every house. It seems to regretful memory the abode of
+unchanging delight. But from that door the slow procession moved, and
+those whose hospitable smile and word had hallowed every room returned
+no more. They are gone, the bride, the parent, the friend; "they are all
+gone, the old familiar faces," the age, the society, the politics, the
+interests. They are all gone. Why should not the house go too?
+
+It was early spring, and the Easy Chair, looking up, saw half a dozen
+kites flying in the air. A little further, and laughing girls were
+skipping rope. Boys were spinning peg-tops and playing marbles and
+driving hoops. The boys and girls who lived in the quiet old
+country-house did the same a hundred years ago. They flew kites and
+drove hoops, and that little bride skipped rope and carried dolls. The
+age, the society, the politics, the interests, were very different. They
+are, indeed, all changed. But tops are changeless, marbles are immortal,
+and so are boys and girls. They know nothing of the old house over which
+the Easy Chair becomes pensive. They belong to the new time, which
+demands its demolition.
+
+
+
+
+PROPER AND IMPROPER.
+
+
+LONGFELLOW has commemorated in a beautiful sonnet the
+delightful evenings of Mrs. Kemble's readings; and certainly it was a
+singular pleasure to see and to hear her. Her historic name associated
+her with her uncle John and her aunt Mrs. Siddons, and she had always
+the port of one conscious of a famous lineage. She used to say, with a
+half-humorous, half-proud emphasis, that she belonged to her majesty's
+players, and in her presence it was easy to believe that her majesty's
+players were an important body in the state. Her power of identification
+with the various characters in the plays, and the skill with which she
+maintained the individuality throughout, were always remarkable, and the
+symmetry and completeness of the whole performance left nothing to be
+criticised. The only observation that suggested itself might be that
+the stage traditions were evident in her rendering. But that, in turn,
+only suggested the further question whether the traditions were not
+worthy of respect. Dramatic and histrionic forms of art, like all
+others, are but representations of nature under certain conditions and
+limitations. They are not an imitation, a fac-simile, and every man will
+be at odds with any work of art in any kind who does not bear this in
+mind.
+
+The spectator complains of unnaturalness upon the stage; the substance
+of his feeling is that people do not talk and act so in ordinary life.
+That is true; but if the theatre should show us men and women doing upon
+the stage what they do in ordinary life, the theatre would be no more
+attractive than the street or the parlor. It is not the spectacle of
+ordinary life that we expect to see in the theatre. It is a view of
+human life and nature under ideal conditions, and it is as irrelevant to
+require that the player shall seem to us like the man with whom we have
+been transacting business as that he should speak plain prose instead
+of blank verse. If Mrs. Kemble had read the words of Rosalind or of
+Portia, of Shylock or Mercutio, as if they were neighbors of hers and
+people whom we were in the habit of meeting, the effect would have been
+ludicrous. When she came in--the Fanny Kemble of Talfourd and of the
+wild enthusiasm of the grandfathers of to-day, ripened into the comely
+and queenly woman--and seated herself at the little table on which the
+great volume lay open, she was the magician who was to open to us the
+realm of faery, the world of imagination, not to take us back into the
+familiar scenes of the world of New York or Chicago. The spell was
+resistless. The deep, rich, melodious voice flowed out like an enchanted
+singing river, along which we glided seeing visions and dreaming dreams.
+To sit and listen to her was like sitting and watching Titian laying on
+the canvas the gorgeous tints which before our eyes took on the forms of
+men and angels. A rarer, a more refined delight, which of us has known?
+Did it ever occur to us that Mrs. Kemble was doing anything improper,
+anything unwomanly? In the wonderful picture of Portia that "her voice's
+music" drew, was there anything a little repulsive, a little unfeminine?
+
+This question was suggested to the Easy Chair by the remark of one of
+the most devoted and delighted of all the listeners at those readings,
+that he was very sorry to see that the University of London had decided
+to admit women to all its degrees upon precisely equal terms with men.
+The secret reason of the regret, of course, is the feeling that there
+would be something unwomanly in the act of competing for a degree which
+would open the pursuit of professions--especially the medical
+profession--which are usually and often exclusively cultivated by men.
+
+Yet, when pressed, the Easy Chair's interlocutor admitted that there was
+nothing more essentially unfeminine in the practice of medicine by a
+woman than in the recitation of Shakespeare for the entertainment of a
+miscellaneous crowd. It is a question of habit, not of instinct, nor of
+principle, nor of reason. When the old Greek and Oriental idea of
+absolute seclusion and subordination is abandoned, a woman's reading
+from Shakespeare for the pleasure of the public is an action not
+different in kind from her practising medicine or serving on a school
+committee. This generation, however, is more used to the one than to the
+other. It is a habit, nothing more.
+
+Charles Lamb regrets in one of his later essays that "we have no
+_rationale_ of sauces, or theory of mixed flavors; as to show why
+cabbage is reprehensible with roast beef, laudable with bacon; why the
+haunch of mutton seeks the alliance of currant jelly, the shoulder
+civilly declineth it; why loin of veal (a pretty problem), being itself
+unctuous, seeketh the adventitious lubricity of melted butter; and why
+the same part in pork, not more oleaginous, abhorreth from it; ... why
+oysters in death rise up against the contamination of brown sugar, while
+they are posthumously amorous of vinegar; why the sour mango and the
+sweet jam by turns court and are accepted by the compilable mutton
+hash--she not yet decidedly declaring for either. We are as yet but in
+the empirical stage of cookery."
+
+It is not in cookery alone that this mystery is still unsolved. Why, for
+instance, should it seem a womanly use of Heaven's gift that Jenny Lind
+should sing for the pleasure of a thousand men, and something strange
+and unfeminine that Portia should plead with eloquence in a court to
+save a hapless woman from prison or the cord? Why is it fitting that
+Mrs. Kemble should professionally read Shakespeare, and "queer" that she
+should professionally attend women in peril and sickness? Do we not
+naturally and logically glide into the part of the citation from Lamb
+that we just now omitted?--"why salmon (a strong sapor _per se_)
+fortifieth its condition with the mighty lobster sauce, whose embraces
+are fatal to the delicater relish of the turbot." Must we not say that
+we are as yet but in the rudimentary knowledge of what is and is not
+feminine?
+
+When the example of the London University is not singular, but when all
+opportunities are opened equally to all talent and vocation, when it is
+not forbidden a woman to do any honorable work for which she is by
+nature and by study and training properly equipped, unless the laws of
+nature fail, will any greater catastrophe befall, will there be any more
+signal reversion of the order of things, than if cabbage should come at
+last to be eaten with roast beef, and currant jelly cement an alliance
+with the mutton's shoulder?
+
+
+
+
+BELINDA AND THE VULGAR.
+
+
+IT is perhaps because the Easy Chair sometimes discusses
+questions of behavior that it is occasionally asked to express an
+opinion upon more difficult social points. Thus it was lately requested
+to say whether it did not think that the great want of our society is a
+social standard. The inquiry was made by the lovely Belinda, who was
+charmingly dressed for a select party, and the Easy Chair was obliged to
+own that it did not at once comprehend the scope of the inquiry, and to
+seek an explanation. As Belinda proceeded to elucidate her meaning it
+seemed to be tolerably plain that she was contemplating some kind of
+rank, or visible and recognized distinction, which should separate
+"society" from what is not society, and it was impossible not to feel
+that, however high the dividing line, and however small the circle
+which it enclosed, she was herself included within it.
+
+The Easy Chair thereupon described to her a conversation which it held
+long ago with a distinguished man upon English social life and the
+advantages of an aristocracy. The distinguished man's views were very
+much like those which are set forth in Disraeli's "Sibyl" and
+"Coningsby," and which were known forty years ago as those of Young
+England. They proposed a national life blended of feudal romance and
+modern philanthropy. There was to be a gracious nobility of very blue
+blood which had been clarified in the veins of the Plantagenets, who
+were to live in stately castles in the midst of superb demesnes, and to
+be exceedingly good to their tenants and retainers, for whom there were
+to be May-poles, and flitches of bacon at Christmas, and greased poles
+to climb at appropriate times, and sacks to run races in, and who were
+to be visited at their neat little cottages, when they were ill, by the
+ladies from the castle, and who were to be industrious and obedient and
+humble and grateful, and, above all things, to know their place. The
+nobility were to own the land, and govern the country, and live in
+splendid idleness, and the happy peasantry were to do all the work, and
+bow respectfully when the nobility passed by, and go to bed when the
+curfew tolled, and to make no trouble.
+
+This was the Young England programme, and the Arcadia of the Disraeli
+novel. And this also showed its familiar features in the talk of the
+distinguished man as he bewailed the social bareness of American life
+and descanted upon the charm of an ancient and well-ordered society. But
+when the Easy Chair mischievously asked him whether he did not think
+that he might tire of the greased pole, and the dance upon the lawn, and
+the gracious patronage, and the respectful gratitude, the amusing
+bewilderment of the distinguished man showed that in his admiration of
+the society that he described he assumed always that he was to belong to
+the class that lived in the stately castles and benignly condescended to
+the humble cottagers. His view, therefore, was very simple. It was
+merely that he should like to live in splendid idleness, steeped in
+luxury, and surrounded by respectful servants.
+
+Belinda listened to this story, of which the Easy Chair made no
+application, with a slight blush; and to the polite inquiry, what kind
+of social standard she contemplated, she responded that she meant a
+certain fixed line which should exclude the vulgar. But she was
+immediately silent, as if reflecting upon a difficult proposition, and
+did not answer when she was asked what she thought would be the
+consequence of removing the vulgar from the circles which she considered
+most select.
+
+Her benevolent attention invited further question, especially as at the
+same moment a lady entered the room who bore one of the most noted
+family names in the country, and most familiar in fashionable annals, a
+family which delights to trace its lineage to a royal source. This proud
+dame had married her daughter as if by main force to a coroneted lord of
+hereditary acres. It was a familiar fact of the society in which she
+was a conspicuous figure, and it was impossible not to ask: "Can there
+be anything more coarsely vulgar than to sell a daughter for money and a
+title to a man for whom she does not care; and shall we begin to erect
+the social standard by expelling the vulgar offender?"
+
+Belinda was still silent, and the brilliant rooms began to fill and
+murmur with a gay company. Among them came the loud and diamonded Mrs.
+Smasher, to whose unparalleled fêtes even Belinda would be almost
+willing to request a card. The Smasher lineage is not renowned or regal;
+the Smasher mind is imperfectly educated; the Smasher manners are those
+of the suddenly rich who are not also suddenly refined.
+
+"Is any conceivable vulgarity greater than the Smasher vulgarity, O
+Belinda; and shall we continue these exercises by expelling also this
+essentially vulgar person?"
+
+Belinda was still silent. She has remained silent even to this day.
+
+
+
+
+DECAYED GENTILITY.
+
+
+DECAYED gentility has great interest for the
+novel-reader, and the man and woman who "have seen better days" are
+familiar figures in actual life. Hampton Court is regarded by some
+travellers with pensive regard as a kind of almshouse for this class of
+the indigent, and institutions nearer home are described with a
+deferential courtesy and avoidance as homes for decayed gentlewomen. It
+cannot be pleasant to the persons themselves to be so described, but the
+founders of such places have perhaps a comfortable sense of reflected
+honor, as if the impulse to provide a retreat of the kind were of itself
+a sign of "very gentility." Despite the plaintive little plea which the
+description itself urges for this decayed class of our fellow-beings,
+the people who "have seen better days" are not generally an engaging
+multitude. A person whose chief distinction is that he was once more
+prosperous than he is now seems to renounce any present claim upon
+consideration, and to offer his inability as a ground of regard. It is
+an appeal to pity, but pity of old has a disagreeable relative.
+
+The pathos of the appeal lies, first, in the sense of contrast, and then
+in the spiritual rather than the material poverty which it discloses.
+The lady who lets lodgings, and whose air and the allusions of whose
+conversation constantly suggest that she has seen better days, is a
+person who is mastered by circumstances, and therefore does not compel
+respect. But a woman who is the perfectly self-respecting lady fulfils
+simply the duty of the moment with no conscious appeal for sympathy; and
+if by chance you discover that she has been more prosperous, the fact
+that she has not the conceit of it strengthens your regard. For it is no
+personal credit to have been more prosperous. As your landlady shows you
+the convenience of the room, she lets fall that her father the Bishop,
+or her uncle the Senator, or her lamented cousin the millionaire would
+be deeply grieved if he could know that his kinswoman was actually
+letting lodgings.
+
+"Then, madam, you have seen better days?"
+
+"Ah, sir--"
+
+But how is it personally creditable to the good woman that her uncle was
+honorable and her cousin rich? She recalls the circumstances of others
+at the expense of her own character. The lodger wishes to hire rooms
+upon their own merits. He resents the bribery of pity to take them. If
+they are a little stuffy, they certainly seem no airier because his
+landlady once sat upon a crimson sofa and read novels all day long. If
+some philanthropist builds a retreat to which she can retire gratis, and
+pass her declining years in regretful recollection of the crimson sofa,
+so let it be. Such a retreat may be dedicated to sentimental repining.
+But a woman of spirit and character never becomes a decayed gentlewoman,
+however destitute she may be.
+
+This refusal to succumb to circumstances and to make the best of it,
+which is all that can be asked, is charmingly sketched in Lamb's Captain
+Jackson. The Captain's frugal table had the air of a feast, such was the
+magic of his cheerfulness. His plain cheese was served like Stilton or
+Roquefort, and slipping a shred of it upon his guest's plate, he
+contented himself with the rind, gayly declaring that the nearer the
+bone the sweeter the meat. Poverty was no pleasanter to him than to the
+rest of us. But had he gone to the almshouse he would not have
+complained, and in no word or sigh of his would you have discovered that
+he had seen better days.
+
+The family of Captain Jackson is by no means extinct. The other day the
+Easy Chair met one of them in Broadway--an elderly gentleman in a
+well-brushed, exceedingly threadbare suit, moving briskly along the
+pavement. His greeting was alert and courteous. There was a little chat
+of the day's news, a gay jest or two, and then good-morning. Half a
+century ago this was a young man about town, the heir of a fortune, a
+youth of "family" who dressed and drove and dined and danced like the
+golden youth of to-day. When the first Italian opera troupe came, he was
+nightly behind the scenes. In the circle of Knickerbocker wits he was
+one. He wrote verses, and had a kind of literary name. His portrait was
+published in a weekly paper. He sat at the good tables. His name was
+Fortunio.
+
+Everything is gone but the cheerful spirit. Nobody knows exactly how he
+lives, but only that it is in extreme poverty. But he preserves the tone
+of prosperity. He writes notes in a beautiful and graceful hand upon
+very cheap paper. "You remember our conversation the other morning about
+'Anstey's Bath Guide'; and if you will look in your _Fraser_ for this
+month, you will find that I was right." Here is the assumption that
+every gentleman takes _Fraser_, and that your correspondent may have
+dipped into his before you have looked at yours. Doubtless he had seen
+it--at some reading-room, perhaps, or on Brentano's counter.
+
+One day we had spoken of a famous author. A little while afterwards came
+a comely package containing an old and choice work of his, and a note:
+"Dear Easy Chair,--I thought it might be a pleasure to you to own this
+rather uncommon copy of an author whom you evidently admire, and which
+it is a pleasure to my shelves to spare." What a fine air of elegant
+leisure in a library! But the "shelves" were a few remnant books,
+probably worthless to sell, but affording the friendly soul true
+satisfaction in giving. Fortunio is not a decayed gentleman. His
+gentility, in the best sense, is in full vigor. Everything but that,
+indeed, is decayed. But there is no unmanly moping about better days,
+although in few men's lives could there be a sharper contrast between
+the past and the present.
+
+This cheerful steadiness is largely due to temperament, but it is not
+therefore beyond those who have not the same temperament. Character can
+emulate it. "It's bad enough to be poor," said one of the Captain
+Jackson family, "but it's a great deal worse to be sulky too." It is
+very easy, indeed, for prosperity to preach resignation to adversity,
+and to urge it to bear up bravely. But it is a true gospel, although it
+be easy to preach. Pure Lacrima Christi is as precious when poured from
+a glass of Murano as from a pewter mug.
+
+
+
+
+THE PHARISEE.
+
+
+THERE is no more beautiful and impressive passage in the
+New Testament than that which contrasts the Pharisee thanking God that
+he is not as other men are and the Publican who asks mercy as a sinner.
+But there is no passage, also, which has been more ingeniously
+perverted, and it is exceedingly amusing to hear Jeremy Diddler or
+Robert Macaire or Dick Turpin railing at honest and industrious men as
+Pharisees because they prefer honesty and industry to knavery.
+
+The taste for honesty and sobriety seems natural and simple enough, and
+the qualities themselves quite as valuable as those of Diddler, or even
+of Jonathan Wild the Great. But Jonathan will have none of them. They
+are Pharisaic impertinences. They are impracticable and visionary
+speculations, which assume heaven while yet we stand upon the green
+earth; and Mr. Wild, who assures us that he does not desire to pass
+himself off as better than other men, declares, with the noble candor
+which distinguishes him, that simple, downright dishonesty is good
+enough for him. He does not, indeed, choose that precise word, but he
+conveys that precise idea.
+
+'Tis a good trick, and it is generally sure of applause. But it is only
+another version of a familiar maxim, that when you have no argument, you
+must abuse the plaintiff's attorney. As a matter of fact, your client
+did steal the handkerchief, or forge the name, or fire the barn. But I
+ask you, gentlemen of the jury--you may well say--and I appeal to all
+good citizens, is not this ostentation of superior virtue, this fine air
+of moral indignation toward my client simply because he happened to slip
+his hand into the wrong pocket, a little suspicious? Are we angels? I
+ask your honor is this work-a-day world the celestial seat and the Mount
+of Vision, and is a man so very much better than his fellows merely
+because he rolls up his sanctimonious eyes with the Pharisee and thanks
+God that he is holier than other men? Nay, gentlemen, have we not in
+this sublime and immortal parable a Divine warning against this
+Phariseeism which denounces the slides and slips of our common frail
+humanity? I ask you, gentlemen, by your verdict not to place a premium
+upon that most odious of all repulsive arrogancies--Phariseeism.
+
+But it is upon the political platform that the gibes and sneers at
+Phariseeism are intended to be most stinging. The Honorable Jonathan
+Wild the Great comes out strong, as his henchmen truly declare, against
+his political opponents. With one vast comprehensive sneer he brands
+them as Pharisees, as if he were snorting consuming fire. It is not
+surprising, because they have had their eye upon Jonathan. They have
+seen him in bad company. They have caught him "conveying" public
+treasure. They know all about him, and he knows that they know all about
+him. He called himself Tweed, and he made a mesh of statutes to
+legalize robbery. But how good he was to the poor! How he distributed
+coal to the chilly! How he planted pinks and daisies in the City Hall
+Park, and made the Battery to bloom as the rose! How he received wedding
+gifts for his daughter from our best citizens; and how generously they
+subscribed to erect his statue to commemorate that bright flower of the
+State! And now a sneaking, mousing gang of would-be archangels prate
+about common honesty, and demand that public hands shall be clean hands!
+Fellow-citizens, Jonathan Wild is a man of the people. He doesn't
+pretend to be higher and purer and better than other men. He didn't
+graduate at a college, indeed, and he never read the Iliad in the
+original Greek. No, fellow-citizens, there is no cambric handkerchief
+and oh-de-cologne about him. He is just one of the boys. He whoops it up
+with the plain people, and, thank God, whatever he is, he is not a
+Pharisee.
+
+The argument is ingenious. It does not deny that he is a thief. It only
+insists that those who assert it are Pharisees--and Pharisees are so
+odious that it is much better to scoff at them than to punish Mr. Wild.
+There was a good old countryman who had been early taught to take men as
+they are, which means to consider them liars and rascals. One day a
+neighbor remarked to him that he thought that the old man had lost the
+money with which he bought voters, because, he said, while they take
+your money, the other side take their votes. "The deuce they do!" said
+the old countryman. "Yes," said the other; "and you will find, in the
+long-run, that political honesty is the best political policy." "You
+think so, do you?" was the reply. "Well, do you know that you're a
+blanked metaphysical Pharisee?"
+
+It is obvious that when the advocacy of common honesty in any relation
+of life is savagely and scornfully decried as Phariseeism, it is because
+somebody's withers are wrung. It is a plea of guilty. It is the cry of
+Squeers when the picture of Dotheboys Hall was displayed to the world:
+"I didn't do it." If a man demands honesty in politics, and it is
+retorted, "You're a Pharisee," it is because the dishonesty cannot be
+denied or disproved, and the retort is therefore a summons to all honest
+men to look out for thieves.
+
+To deride the demand for decency is to concede that anything but
+indecency is impracticable. If it be only Pharisees who insist that
+sugar shall not be sanded, that milk shall not be swill-fed, that coffee
+shall not be chiccory, that nutmegs shall not be wood, that cloth shall
+not be shoddy, that employés of the government shall not be forced to
+pay for their places, that public officers shall be honest, and that
+government shall not be venal, it is pleasant to think how many
+intelligent, upright, industrious, and practical Americans are
+Pharisaical.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MAVOURNEEN ON HER TRAVELS.
+
+
+THE passenger in the crowded street railway car is often
+disturbed by the conscious absorption of his masculine neighbors in
+their newspapers when a woman enters and looks for a seat. If she be
+young and pretty, there are apparently seats enough, however great the
+crowd, and even if a man is slow to rise, he may yet, with Mr. Readywit,
+exhort his son sitting upon his knee to get up and give the lady his
+seat. The impatient passenger, in his indignation at the want of
+courtesy upon the part of others, sometimes forgets, indeed, to rise
+himself. But there is always some Nathan comfortably seated farther away
+whose amused look says to the impatient but stationary David, "Thou art
+the man."
+
+It would be very unfair to generalize from this frequent situation that
+the American is uncourteous. On the contrary, he is the most truly
+polite man among men of all nations. Lady Mavourneen, who is familiar
+with the society and the manners of many countries, and who has been
+always accustomed to hear Americans in Europe described everywhere and
+with pungent emphasis as "those Americans," was amazed upon coming here
+to find universal courtesy. "In the street or at the railway station,"
+she said, "if I ask anybody any question, I receive the most prompt and
+polite reply. Everybody is at my service, not with much bowing or
+flourishing, but heartily and honestly. I have never seen such universal
+courtesy." When she was asked whether she had observed the absorption of
+the street-car passengers in their newspapers, she smiled and said that
+she had never been obliged to stand, because some one was sure to rise.
+But in Paris she said that often as she was passing to a seat Monsieur
+Crapeaud, raising his hat politely, and saying, warmly, _Pardon!_
+pressed by and secured the seat.
+
+Lady Mavourneen, who tells a little story with great humor, described a
+scene in a crowded church in Paris. An apparent lady was disturbing
+everybody by pushing along toward a distant chair in the row, when Lady
+Mavourneen arose to allow her to pass more easily, and the apparent lady
+immediately slipped into my lady's chair, and held it fast, saying only,
+in reply to her earnest remonstrance: "Madame, you left the chair; I
+took it. You have lost it. Voilà!" A vagabond of this kind took the seat
+of a gentleman who had risen to help a lady off a street car. When the
+gentleman returned he mentioned to the interloper that it was his seat.
+The interloper shrugged his shoulders, remarked that it was an empty
+seat when he took it, and that he should continue to occupy it. "If you
+don't get out of that seat, I'll take you out," was the rejoinder of the
+gentleman, whose shoulders were broad. The squatter scowled and
+abdicated.
+
+Lady Mavourneen found, what every lady will find, that she could travel
+everywhere in "the States" alone, with entire safety and surrounded by
+the utmost courtesy. The word "lady" with which she will be accosted by
+hackmen and porters and conductors is spoken with kindly respect, and
+even if some person in a lady's garb thrusts herself into the cue of
+passengers slowly advancing to the window of the ticket office to buy
+tickets, there may be sour looks and amazed stares, but she will
+generally have her way. So great is our courtesy that we honor the
+counterfeit claim. The source of the most serious objection to the
+demand of suffrage for women is the secret apprehension that men will
+lose their sincere deference, and treat women as they treat other men,
+thus robbing life of the tender romance of chivalric courtesy. Emerson
+says of the successful lover and his mistress, "She was heaven, while he
+pursued her as a star; can she be heaven if she stoops to such an one as
+he?"
+
+Yet, while this feeling is frequent, and seems to many very plausible,
+it is the true respect of the American for women which is the real
+strength of this very movement. The European sentiment for woman is
+still somewhat mediæval. She is still the goddess of the troubadours and
+the minnesingers, but a goddess who is treated as the South-sea
+Islanders treat their gods, beating them when they are not propitious.
+To the American she is Wordsworth's "Phantom of Delight" seen upon
+nearer view, and it is idle to prattle about her "sphere," as if she did
+not instinctively know it more truly than men. The universal courtesy
+which Lady Mavourneen remarked is essential respect and kindliness of
+feeling, which no more permits a man to gild his selfishness with a
+"Pardon" and a touching of his hat than it permits him to strike a
+woman.
+
+Yet although courtesy is essentially in the heart, and is kind feeling
+rather than respectful manner, it is not worth while to despise the
+manner. If we must choose between the good heart and suavity of address,
+between Boythorne and Lovelace, of course we shall choose Boythorne. But
+why not both? Why not the _mens sana in corpore sano?_ In "The Iron
+Pen," Longfellow says:
+
+ "And in words not idle and vain
+ I shall answer and thank you again
+ For the gift, and the grace of the gift,
+ O beautiful Helen of Maine!"
+
+It is not only the gift, it is the grace in giving which completes the
+charm.
+
+The young American of to-day puffs his cigarette in the face of his
+partner on the balcony, in the boat, or in the wagon, and smiles at the
+frilled Lothario of yesterday bowing in his flowered coat and paying
+stately compliments as stiff as her brocade to the dame whom he
+addresses. The youth is right in saying that the flowered coat and the
+stately compliment were the dress and the speech of an old sinner. But
+he would be right also if he remembered that familiarity breeds
+contempt, and that he may wisely distrust his feeling for any woman who
+does not put him upon his good behavior. The courtesy which Lady
+Mavourneen observed in the railway station and in the street was plain,
+but it was genuine. Respect naturally produces courtesy. Good manners
+are the cultivation of natural courtesy: the gift and the grace of the
+gift.
+
+This was the chief remembrance, and it was a unique and precious
+treasure, which Lady Mavourneen carried back to Europe from America.
+
+
+
+
+GENERAL SHERMAN.
+
+
+NONE of his great contemporaries was universally beloved
+more than General Sherman, perhaps none so much. The rare happiness was
+his not only of becoming famous by taking a great part in a great
+historic achievement, but of the complete enjoyment of fame. His later
+years forecast the future. He saw not only that his name would be
+remembered, but remembered with personal affection. Very few men have
+been able to foresee this, and very few more clearly than Sherman. It is
+due not to achievement alone, but to personal quality blended with
+achievement.
+
+In his last years he was wholly withdrawn from public affairs, and with
+extraordinary tact, although constantly in the public eye and mind, and
+although the sense of his historic personality, so to speak, was
+constant, he refrained from declarations upon pending public questions,
+and the remarks of his interviews were not devoted to subjects of
+general controversy. This was doubtless the result of his accurate
+apprehension of his relation to the country. He had been educated by it,
+and had served it as a soldier. He had strong convictions and was frank
+of speech, but he belonged to all. He could not well be a common
+partisan. He was apparently untouched by political ambition. If he had
+felt its spur at all, he was happily able to prefer the general
+permanent affectionate popular regard to the fierce enthusiasm of a
+political campaign and the passionate ardor of partisanship.
+
+Whatever the reason, he held aloof. Perhaps at one moment, had he
+assented, his name might have been caught up in a vast and tumultuous
+political convention, and to a burning and skilful appeal to patriotism
+and the still glowing memories of the war a palpitating party might have
+responded, and made him its leader. But if others doubted and hesitated
+he did not. He comprehended the situation as in a comprehensive and
+far-extending military movement. He knew himself, and he refused. The
+opportunity for which the most illustrious and the most famous of
+Americans have longed and labored and pined offered itself to him,
+unsought, unwished, and he smiled it away.
+
+Among the chief figures of the epoch of the war probably Lincoln and
+Sherman were the most individual and original. The most romantic and
+picturesque of the many renowned events of that time was the march to
+the sea. It has already a distinctive character, like that of the Greeks
+in Xenophon's story of the ten thousand. When the news of its successful
+issue reached this part of the country, it served to show the simple and
+honest patriotism of one of the more unfortunate of the Union generals.
+Burnside, after the explosion of the mine at Petersburg, had been
+relieved, and was staying with a company of friends at a country-house
+on Narragansett Bay. The company were all sitting one morning upon the
+spacious piazza, when a messenger rode up and announced Sherman's
+success. Burnside's delight was enthusiastic. All thought of himself
+vanished. The good cause only was in his mind and heart, and, running to
+his wife, he joyfully kissed her, saying, "I know that the company feels
+as I do, and will forgive me."
+
+It was the feeling of a soldier as simple and true-hearted and
+patriotic, but not so fortunate, as Sherman; and it was the same candor
+and manly sweetness of nature that softened Sherman's voice whenever he
+spoke of the soldiers of the war to whom fate had seemed to be unkind.
+He is gone, the last of the old familiar figures, some of his old foes
+bearing him tenderly to the grave. And are not Lincoln, Grant, Sherman,
+Sheridan, Porter, Seward, Chase, Stanton, Sumner, and their fellows,
+historic figures worthy to rank with the elder Revolutionary group dear
+to all Americans?
+
+
+
+
+THE AMERICAN GIRL.
+
+
+A PLEASING and constant topic of English writers is the
+American girl. One of the later commentators says of her, "American
+girls have shown they can receive, travel, and live without chaperons,
+escorts, or husbands, and are fast developing a bright, clear,
+intelligent, self-reliant, courageous, and refreshing variety of the
+human race." And again, "Even if in future years the slender Yankee
+belle is hidden behind the ampler beauty of the English matron, we may
+still hear from her lips the wit and shrewdness, the acute accent, the
+intelligent question, and the rapid repartee that proclaim her original
+nationality." The "society" pictures in the papers and magazines
+represent the dismay of the British matron with marriageable daughters
+as she surveys the avatar of the American divinity and rival. The
+essential differences of society in the two countries are at once
+suggested, and the alarm of the watchful parent is justified.
+
+The charm of Miss Austen's novels is their acknowledged fidelity of
+portraiture of the society with which they deal. They are miniatures,
+but the likeness is wrought with exquisite skill of detail, and as the
+American reader reflects he perceives that the great object of the game
+which they describe is eligible marriage. Indeed the motive of the novel
+in general is love and marriage. We open the book, we are at once
+introduced to Paul, and presently to Virginia, and we proceed over the
+pages until we hear the approaching beat of the Wedding March, which in
+fact we have heard from the first page, and we know that the end is at
+hand. But in the English novel of society, although the theme be
+marriage, it is not necessarily love. If that were essential, a host of
+rival fair ones with golden locks would bring no pang to the maternal
+bosom, because she would know that love will find out the one among the
+thousand.
+
+The passages that we have quoted apparently describe by contrast, which
+is a fact which does not seem to have occurred to the writer. Doubtless
+at heart he is loyal to the English girl, and does not admit even in
+debate that her supremacy of maidenhood can be disputed. When he says
+that American girls have shown that they can receive, travel, and live
+without chaperons, escorts, or husbands, he seems to mean that they have
+shown this distinctively as compared with other girls. When he adds that
+they are fast developing a bright, clear, intelligent, self-reliant,
+courageous, and refreshing variety of the human race, can he mean that
+those words describe a new variety of girl, and that it is not perfectly
+familiar in England? So in the other passage, when, supposing the
+American girl transformed into the British matron, he remarks, with
+evident admiration, "we may still hear from her lips the wit and
+shrewdness, the acute accent, the intelligent question, and the rapid
+repartee that proclaim her original nationality," would he have us
+understand that these are not the characteristics of the British matron
+of to-day? Or does he intimate only that the coming of the Americans
+will but enlarge the number of these delightful ladies?
+
+The writer certainly seems to describe by contrast, but he has wisely
+left a little cloud in which to envelop his retreat in case of
+emergency. Certainly we need not press him. Whatever he may think or say
+of the English girl, he has spoken well and truly of her American
+sister. His description applies to the girl who grows up amid the
+average conditions of American life, the girl who is portrayed in her
+more jejune condition in Henry James's Daisy Miller. The two chief
+qualities of that young woman, as represented by the shrewd and subtle
+artist, are self-respect and self-reliance. The perplexity of the
+phenomenon to the foreign reader lies in the fact that she does what the
+European girl without self-respect does.
+
+A distinguished writer in New York, no longer living, once said to the
+Easy Chair, with an air of consternation: "Do you know that the best
+girls in New York go without escort to the matinées at the Academy?
+Goodness knows what will be the end of it!" The good man was seriously
+troubled. He seemed to apprehend that the young woman who could go to a
+matinée without an escort would probably run off with a circus troupe,
+and presently ride--in a very short skirt--bare-backed horses in the
+ring. He evidently felt that the young women whom he had seen were in
+grave danger of losing maidenly reserve, and that their conduct betrayed
+a want of refinement of feeling. The secret of his alarm lay in the fact
+that the social conventions of foreign society had acquired in his mind
+the force of rules of morality. He shared the feelings of the delightful
+lady who remarked that in her opinion it was immodest to go abroad
+without gloves. Nothing is more common than this confusion of mind, and
+one of the advantages of genuinely American society is that it
+dissipates such illusions. The Lady Mavourneen, who was familiar with
+the finest society both in France and England, said that the respect
+shown to women in this country was so sincere and universal that she
+should not hesitate to cross the continent alone. Why, then, should the
+Easy Chair's friend have been troubled that young women went unattended
+to the concert at the Academy? Every man there would have been their
+instant defender against insult. But they went, and they were allowed to
+go, because the insult was more improbable than fire, while the defence
+was sure.
+
+In what is called distinctively society in large cities there is a great
+deal of the feeling evinced by the observer at the Academy. There is
+abundant regard for misplaced conventions. Young women in Vienna and
+Paris who go unattended are generally working-women or another class,
+and as working-women are not respected by Lovelace and Lothario, they
+are exposed to insult. To avoid the chance of insult, therefore, a young
+woman must have an escort in a partially civilized city like Paris or
+Vienna. But no presumption lies against any woman in America. Her
+self-respect and self-reliance are unquestioned, and American women,
+old and young, are perpetually passing in railway trains by day and
+night from one part of the country to another, unsuspected and
+unsuspecting.
+
+In a country where social classes are not permanent or rigidly defined,
+as hitherto in America they have not been, the daughter as well as the
+son of the house contemplates the possibility of self-support. In such a
+country the harem view of the sphere and occupation of woman, however
+modified, wholly disappears. The word "obey" gradually vanishes from the
+marriage service, or is smoothed away by interpretation. The ideal of
+woman changes, and, as we think in America, improves. All the excellent
+qualities which the London writer attributes to the American girl spring
+from this change, from social conditions which foster self-respect and
+self-reliance. The demand of the suffrage, the rise of the woman's
+college, the challenge to the great universities to lift up their gates
+that woman may come in, show no decline of the feminine ideal of woman,
+but its transformation from the fancy of a goddess or a toy into the
+old Scriptural conception of the helpmeet.
+
+The British matron, as she scrutinizes what she may hold to be an
+invader of her realm, will not find that in any feminine quality or
+grace, even to the most exquisite taste in dress, or delicate charm of
+manner, or essential refinement of mind, Pocahontas defers to Boadicea.
+Where the American imitates the English or any other, as when the
+English girl affects the French, she must suffer from the inevitable
+inferiority of all imitation. When her self-reliance is boisterous, or
+without tact and fine perception, Daisy Miller will be as crude and
+distasteful as Lady Clara Vere de Vere is heartless and cruel. But
+Rosalind and Viola and Beatrice, and Tennyson's Eleanore and Adeline and
+Margaret, meet in the American a sister of the same lineage as their
+own, bred in an atmosphere most fortunate and fair.
+
+
+
+
+ANNUS MIRABILIS.
+
+
+This year, the centenary of the opening of our national constitutional
+epoch, will be a Washington year. As on a saint's day there is a special
+service in his honor, so through all this year there will be especial
+remembrance of Washington, and natural self-congratulation that in him
+we have a glory beyond that of other nations. The last striking tribute
+to him is also most timely, for it is that of Mr. Bryce in his "American
+Commonwealth," whose publication happily coincided with the opening of
+this _annus mirabilis_. He says, in speaking of Hamilton's death, "One
+cannot note the disappearance of this brilliant figure, to Europeans the
+most interesting in the earlier history of the republic, without the
+remark that his countrymen seem to have never, either in his lifetime or
+afterward, duly recognized his splendid gifts." The explanation of this
+seeming want of appreciation is, however, very characteristic, for it
+lies in the instinctive American regard for morality.
+
+Mr. Bryce touches it when he proceeds: "Washington, indeed, is a far
+more perfect character. Washington stands alone and unapproachable, like
+a snow-peak rising above its fellows into the clear air of morning, with
+a dignity, constancy, and purity which have made him the ideal type of
+civic virtue to succeeding generations. No greater benefit could have
+befallen the republic than to have such a type set from the first before
+the eye and mind of the people." That benefit is incalculable, and it
+will be acknowledged with every form of stately ceremonial and of
+eloquent enthusiasm during this year.
+
+The great event of 1789 was Washington's inauguration as President, and
+it is the most important event in the annals of the city. The
+cosmopolitan character of the city from its settlement and in the early
+time of the little town, when it was said that more than a dozen
+different languages were spoken in its streets, down to the present,
+when it is the third or fourth city in size upon the globe, has always
+checked the sentiment of local pride which is so great a force in the
+development of a community. Among all the original States New York has
+seemed to care least for its significant events and its great men. That
+the Revolution was tactically largely a contest for the control of the
+Hudson, that the contest culminated at Saratoga, and that the new
+national order which resulted from the Revolution began in the city of
+New York, are facts which are known, indeed, but which have not grown
+into a proud tradition universally cherished and constantly repeated and
+celebrated like similar great events in New England.
+
+This year, however, the last event, Washington's inauguration, will be
+the occasion of a great national observance. The President and cabinet,
+Senators and Representatives and judges, distinguished delegates from
+every State, will attend, and there will be religious and oratorical
+exercises and civil and military display. One fact, indeed, invests such
+a celebration with especial triumph. It is that while the government
+which was organized a hundred years ago was unprecedented in form and
+wholly untried in the experience of states, and while it was regarded
+with interest but with incredulity as essentially unequal to the great
+shocks of fate to which other states have succumbed, it has passed,
+within the century, not only unshaken but strengthened, through the most
+tremendous and prolonged ordeal to which such a government could be
+submitted.
+
+Chief among its extraordinary good fortunes at its organization was that
+of the presence of a man without whom at that time its establishment
+would have been hardly possible. The French Minister at the time of the
+inauguration wrote home to his government that it was the universal
+confidence in Washington which secured assent to the Constitution. John
+Lamb, who was unfriendly to the Constitution, told Hamilton in Wall
+Street that only his faith in Washington overcame his repugnance to it.
+The hour had plainly come for union, but except for the man it is
+probable that union would not then have been effected.
+
+The value of Washington to his country transcends that of any other man
+to any land. Take him from the Revolution, and all the fervor of the
+Sons of Liberty would seem to have been a wasted flame. Take him from
+the constitutional epoch, and the essential condition of union, personal
+confidence in a leader, would have been wanting. Franklin, when the work
+of the Constitutional Convention was completed, said that until then he
+had not been sure whether the sun depicted above the President's chair
+was a rising or a setting sun, but now his doubt was solved. Yet it was
+not the symbolic figure above the chair, it was the man within it, which
+should have forecast the great result to that sagacious mind.
+
+From the moment that independence was secured no man in America saw
+more clearly the necessity of national union, or defined more wisely
+and distinctly the reasons for it. He is the chief illustration in a
+popular government of a great leader who was not also a great orator.
+Perhaps that fact gave a solid force to his influence by depriving all
+his expressions of a rhetorical character, and preserving in them
+throughout a simplicity and moderation which deepened the impression of
+his comprehensive sagacity. He was felt as both an inspiring and a
+sustaining power in the preliminary movement for union, and by natural
+selection he was both President of the Convention and the head of the
+government which it instituted. John Adams was Vice-President, and
+Hamilton and Jefferson were in the cabinet. After Washington himself,
+they were the three most eminent figures in the country. But it is not
+possible to conceive any one of them organizing and establishing the new
+system without controversy which would have rent it asunder.
+
+Indeed this year commemorates the auspicious beginning of the most
+arduous task which devolved upon Washington, and which transcends that
+to which any other man in history has been called. Yet how little in his
+performance of that task his countrymen would change! During the course
+of the century they have been divided largely upon views of the
+Constitution and upon principles of administration, and have engaged in
+a long and momentous civil war, but they would certainly not desire that
+any chief act of Washington's administration should have been other than
+it was. He acted without precedent, but with the calm majesty of
+rectitude, and although the serpent of party spirit struck at him as he
+retired, no honest partisan to-day either distrusts his motives or
+doubts his wisdom.
+
+It is a benignant fortune that so great a celebration as that of this
+year is an act of homage to so great a man. It was his happiness to know
+the affectionate reverence in which he was held. The memoirs and letters
+of the time show that Washington's was not a tardy and posthumous
+greatness, but that those who knew him best honored him most, and that
+America was conscious of the worth of her chief citizen. One of the most
+striking contemporary personal tributes to him is that of John Bernard,
+the English actor, who was in this country at the close of the last
+century, and who met Washington near the end of his life, by chance and
+without knowing him, near Mount Vernon.
+
+Bernard had paid a visit to a friend upon the banks of the Potomac, and
+was returning upon horseback to Alexandria behind a chaise which seemed
+to be in difficulties, and was presently upset. The actor hastened to
+the rescue simultaneously with another horseman, and after some
+exertions they succeeded in placing the occupants of the chaise--a man
+and woman, who were fortunately not injured--again upon their way. After
+their departure Bernard's companion politely offered to dust his coat,
+and in returning the favor Bernard made a close survey of his
+companion.
+
+ "He was a tall, erect, well-made man, evidently advanced in years,
+ but who seemed to have retained all the vigor and elasticity
+ resulting from a life of temperance and exercise. His dress was a
+ blue coat buttoned to his chin and buckskin breeches. Though the
+ instant he took off his hat I could not avoid the recognition of
+ familiar lineaments--which, indeed, I was in the habit of seeing on
+ every sign-post and on every fire-place--still I failed to identify
+ him."
+
+Washington recognized Bernard as the actor whom he had "had the pleasure
+of seeing perform" in Philadelphia during the previous winter, and after
+some pleasant chat an invitation to ride with him to Mount Vernon, only
+a mile distant, revealed to Bernard the name of his companion. He was
+profoundly impressed, and upon reaching Mount Vernon they found that
+Mrs. Washington was indisposed, and the General ordered refreshments
+into a little parlor looking upon the Potomac.
+
+At some length his guest describes the commanding presence of
+Washington, in which "a feeling of awe and veneration stole over you."
+During a conversation of an hour and a half "he touched on every topic
+that I brought before him with an even current of good sense, if he
+embellished it with little wit or verbal elegance."
+
+ "When I mentioned to him the difference I perceived between the
+ inhabitants of New England and of the Southern States, he remarked:
+ 'I esteem those people greatly; they are the stamina of the Union,
+ and its greatest benefactors. They are continually spreading
+ themselves, too, to settle and enlighten less favored quarters. Dr.
+ Franklin is a New-Englander.' When I remarked that his observations
+ were flattering to my country, he replied, with great good-humor:
+ 'Yes, yes, Mr. Bernard, but I consider your country the cradle of
+ free principles, not their arm-chair. Liberty in England is a sort
+ of idol; people are bred up in the belief and love of it, but see
+ little of its doings. They walk about freely, but then it is
+ between high walls; and the error of its government was in
+ supposing that after a portion of their subjects had crossed the
+ sea to live upon a common, they would permit their friends at home
+ to build up those walls about them.'
+
+ "A black coming in at this moment with a jug of spring-water, I
+ could not repress a smile, which the General at once interpreted.
+ 'This may seem a contradiction,' he continued, 'but I think you
+ must perceive that it is neither a crime nor an absurdity. When we
+ profess, as our fundamental principle, that liberty is the
+ inalienable right of every man, we do not include madmen or idiots;
+ liberty in their hands would become a scourge. Till the mind of the
+ slave has been educated to perceive what are the obligations of a
+ state of freedom, and not to confound a man's with a brute's, the
+ gift would insure its abuse. We might as well be asked to pull down
+ our old warehouses before trade has increased to demand enlarged
+ new ones. Both houses and slaves were bequeathed to us by
+ Europeans, and time alone can change them--an event, sir, which,
+ you may believe me, no man desires more heartily than I do. Not
+ only do I pray for it on the score of human dignity, but I can
+ clearly foresee that nothing but the rooting out of slavery can
+ perpetuate the existence of our Union, by consolidating it in a
+ common bond of principle.'"
+
+At the end of a century which has vindicated his view so nobly and so
+completely it is pleasant to read these words, and in this new and vivid
+glimpse of our Washington to find only a stronger title to our
+veneration. Bernard recalls the words of De Chastellux:
+
+ "The great characteristic of Washington is the perfect union which
+ seems to subsist between his moral and physical qualities, so that
+ the selection of one would enable you to judge of all the rest. If
+ you are presented with medals of Trajan or Cæsar, the features will
+ lead you to inquire the proportions of their persons; but if you
+ should discover in a heap of ruins the leg or arm of an antique
+ Apollo, you would not be curious about the other parts, but content
+ yourself with the assurance that they were all conformable to those
+ of a god."
+
+
+
+
+STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK IN 1889.
+
+
+The Easy Chair recently spoke of the statue of Longfellow which has been
+erected in the city of Portland, where he was born, and "Charter Oak,"
+writing from Connecticut, asks why there is as yet no statue of
+Washington Irving in Central Park, the beautiful sylvan resort of his
+native city of New York. It is a question which the Easy Chair has
+already asked, and which must constantly suggest itself in the spacious
+public grounds which are becoming the most comprehensive of Walhallas.
+The London _Times_ calls Westminster Abbey "our Walhalla," meaning that
+of England only. But the pleasure-ground of New York is truly a
+Pantheon. It is dedicated to all the gods except its own. With unwonted
+metropolitan modesty the city honors especially those who are not
+children of New York.
+
+Webster is there, but not John Jay; Shakespeare and Scott and Burns and
+Dante and Halleck even, but not Irving. It is grotesque that a space set
+apart in New York for recreation, and decorated with marbles and bronzes
+commemorating illustrious men, and among them authors and statesmen,
+should still lack a fitting memorial of the greatest statesman and the
+greatest author who were born in the city. Webster's famous panegyric of
+Jay, that when the ermine of the Chief-Justiceship fell upon his
+shoulders it touched nothing that was not as pure as itself, suggests
+that a statue of John Jay might be of peculiar service as an object of
+admonitory meditation in the bowery seclusion of a city that more
+recently contemplated a statue to Tweed. In Couture's picture of the
+"Decadence of the Romans," behind the luxurious and voluptuous groups of
+intoxicated revellers in the foreground stand in sad severity the
+statues of the elder Romans surveying the scene. In the lofty aspect of
+Jay, filling with calm dignity the seclusion of some winding walk, would
+there be felt amazement and reproof? Is it to escape the sculptured
+rebuke of contrast with the civic heroes of to-day that it is not seen,
+and that the eye of the student who reflects that the city of New York
+has contributed few very great names to our history seeks in vain the
+statue of John Jay in Central Park?
+
+Irving has every claim to this especial distinction. It is his kindly
+genius which made the annals of New Amsterdam the first work of our
+creative literature, and which invested the great river of New York with
+imperishable romance. Undoubtedly he wrote those annals in characters of
+rollicking fun, and even over the heroism of the doughty Peter
+Stuyvesant he has cast a humorous halo. But not all our authors combined
+are so identified with New York as Irving. His earlier squib of
+"Salmagundi" treats "the town" with an arch memory of the Spectator
+loitering in London, and his spell was such that in a later day Dennett,
+in the _Nation_, happily nicknamed the work of the talent which he had
+quickened the Knickerbocker literature.
+
+The same genius in a tenderer mood colored the shores of the Hudson with
+the softest hues of legend. The banks at Tarrytown stretching backward
+to Sleepy Hollow, the broad water of the Tappan Zee, the airy heights of
+the summer Katskill, were mere landscape, pleasing scenery only, until
+Irving suffused them with the rosy light of story, and gave them the
+human association which is the crowning charm of landscape. In many a
+scene a hundred mountain ranges survey the lower land far reaching to
+the ocean. The scene is grand, but nameless, bare of tradition, and
+forgotten. But where
+
+ "The mountains look on Marathon,
+ And Marathon looks on the sea,"
+
+the eye and the heart are enchanted with the story of Greece and its
+heroic human associations.
+
+In the first century of our literature, which is ending, very few of our
+authors have laid this legendary spell upon American scenes as Irving
+did upon the Hudson. They have not much endeared the country to the
+popular imagination, like Burns and Scott in Scotland, where every hill
+and stream and bird and flower is reflected individually and fondly in
+tale and song. The Easy Chair once met at Niagara a young Scotchman who
+had come straight from his native land, and at every turn and glimpse
+upon Goat Island and along the banks of the river he fairly bubbled and
+murmured with the music of Burns and the other poets about Scottish
+streams and scenes, of which he was reminded at every step. So in his
+"Poems of Places" Longfellow reveals the charm which literature imparts
+to scenery--a charm which he illustrates in his "Nuremberg" and "Belfry
+at Bruges," and in his "Lost Youth," with its beautiful pictures of
+Portland, a poem which probably gives to a larger number of persons a
+more distinct and pleasing interest in that delightful city than
+anything else connected with it.
+
+Irving is the magician who has cast this glamour upon New York, the
+roaring mart of trade, the humming hive of industry. He shows us in
+these crowded and hurried streets the leisurely forms of old Dutch
+burghers, their comely wives and buxom daughters, and their tranquil
+existence. Upon this very spot, which thus becomes a palimpsest, one
+life over-writing another, he awakens a romantic interest which gives it
+an endless fascination. He is thus a universal benefactor.
+
+His Rip Van Winkle, indolent but kindly vagabond that he is, asserts the
+charm of a loitering life in the woods and fields, against all the
+tremendous energy and lucrative devotion to dollars, the overpowering
+crowd and crushing competition, of the whirring emporium. It is not
+necessary to defend poor Rip, or justify him as a moral exemplar. Pax,
+good Zeal-in-the-land Busy! But how soothing, as we mop our brows in the
+ardent struggle, and waste our lives in the furious accumulation of the
+means of living, to behold that figure stretched by the brook, or
+pleasing the children, or sauntering homeward at sunset! Other figures
+allure us, but still he holds his place. The new writers create their
+worlds. The new standards, another literary spirit, a fresh impulse,
+appear all around us. But still Rip Van Winkle lounges idly by, an
+unwasted figure of the imagination, the first distinct creation of our
+literature, the constant, unconscious satirist of our life.
+
+The edicts of Fortune are caprices. Halleck, who sang of Marco Bozzaris,
+has his statue in the Park. Bryant still awaits his, and Irving, first
+of all, is without his memorial. The Germans have justly honored
+Humboldt in our Walhalla, the Scotch have commemorated Burns, the
+Italians have given to it Mazzini. The Puritan Pilgrim, ancestor of
+distinctive America, New England in bronze, is properly there. But
+where, asked the thoughtful child, reading the epitaphs in the
+graveyard, where be the bad people buried? Those whom the statues recall
+are all well and wisely honored in this most cosmopolitan of countries
+and of cities. But where, amid Germans and Italians and Scotchmen and
+great New-Englanders--where be the New-Yorkers?
+
+
+
+
+THE GRAND TOUR.
+
+
+Nobody could have written this book--a London Review recently said of
+Longfellow's "Hyperion"--who could have reached the Rhine in a few
+hours. It needed the ocean, thought the critic, to make the Rhine and
+Switzerland remote and romantic to the poet. But he forgot "Childe
+Harold," a book written by an Englishman, which has given to the Rhine
+and Italy a more romantic glamour for John Bull upon his travels than
+any book he reads. It is not the distance, it is the imagination
+susceptible to association which is the secret.
+
+The traveller of to-day is not likely to be affected as his father was
+by the melancholy melody of Byron; but it is an interesting illustration
+of the power of his genius that Byron has imposed his interpretation of
+so many scenes upon the mind of the modern English and American
+observer. His view makes Italy, as Sir Thomas Lawrence's portrait of
+John Kemble made Hamlet. If we stand in the Capitol and look at the
+Dying Gladiator, we must also see "his young barbarians all at play"
+upon the Danube. If at Terni we see the Velino "cleave the wave-worn
+precipice," the Byronic lines murmur along our lips. As we step into the
+gondola and glide gently upon the Grand Canal, memory keeps time to the
+measure of the dipping oar with the words whose charm is unexhausted:
+
+ "In Venice Tasso's echoes are no more,
+ And silent rows the songless gondolier."
+
+At "a tomb in Arqua," at "Clarens, sweet Clarens," we are still led,
+like Dante, by the singing guide. The Guide-book is full of him. The
+travel-books are full of him. He is familiar almost to commonplace. Who
+comes to "Belgium's capital" for the first time without listening for
+"the sound of revelry"? Who goes to the field of Waterloo remembering
+"the unreturning brave," and does not sigh,
+
+ "And Ardennes waves above them her green leaves."
+
+Sitting quietly here in a great land which looks to the future, not to
+the past, it is pleasant to think of the throngs of travellers who have
+gone hence for a summer wandering in Europe. Yet so intense is the
+delight of European travel, so freshly remembered is it when almost
+another generation of travellers are ready to begin their journey, that
+the patriarch who goes to the wharf to say farewell to the newer
+voyagers looks at them with tenderness and pity, and there is even a
+sadness in his congratulations, not because they are sailing away, but
+because he cannot believe that they will find what he found, nor
+possibly enjoy what he enjoyed. These newer voyagers will see a France
+and a Switzerland and an Italy; they will eat oranges at Sorrento, and
+gaze upon the Mediterranean from Capri, and hear the fisher's song at
+Amalfi: but they will not hear and see through the enchantment of
+lapsed years.
+
+In his lively book of travelling letters Dr. Bellows says that he went
+up the Nile in a steamer of seventy berths. An ancient mariner of the
+Nile cannot comprehend it. In a steamer? With paddles or screws whisking
+the water? And steam blowing off? Making innumerable miles a day? The
+round trip to Philæ in two weeks, or a week? But how could you see
+Egypt, or feel it? That slow floating southward upon white wings; the
+sinking deeper and farther from the world we knew; the sense of infinite
+strangeness and distance; the weeks passing with no sign of accustomed
+life; slowly, one by one, the temples, the tombs; in the still days the
+crew dragging the boat along and singing the wild minor refrain; a
+voyage of wonder and of dreams--is that Egypt to be seen in a steamer?
+It is useless to say that you may go in the old way if you choose. You
+cannot go in the old way, because it is no longer what it was, if there
+be a newer. You may drive from London to Oxford. But is that going by
+the old English stage-coach when it was the only way, when the guard
+wound his horn, and the cherry-nosed coachman threw down the ribbons at
+each relay, and the neat inns stood smiling with open doors, and
+tra-la-la sped the nimble team by the park gate and the hawthorn hedge?
+You may go by sloop from New York to Albany. But is that now the
+romantic Hudson voyage which it was when it could be made in no other
+way?
+
+No sensible ancient mariner will quarrel with all this, nor desire to
+banish the steamer of seventy berths from the Nile. When he shakes a
+farewell hand with the youth who are going to run up to Rome by train,
+and are _not_ going to stop at a certain point upon the Campagna, and
+run forward to the top of a hill whence they can see far away upon the
+horizon the faintly outlined dome of St. Peter's--and who are _not_
+going from Leghorn to Florence through the grape harvest, their carriage
+heaped with the luscious clusters, but are to whiz through Tuscany in
+an hour or so, the regret in his tone is not personal or selfish, it is
+for a whole order of things passed away.
+
+Such an ancient mariner would, however, be indeed sorry if he supposed
+that anybody suspected him of a very common and very odious kind of
+remark, against which he kindly warns all the throngs of travellers of
+whom mention has been made. The remark in question may be called the
+capping remark. Thus one traveller says to another--as Marco Polo to
+George Sandys--
+
+"You went to Jerusalem?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And to Jericho?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And to the Jordan?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Did you see the white stone on the bottom near where the river flows
+into the Dead Sea?"
+
+"Well--let me see! I don't exactly seem to remember that I did precisely
+see that."
+
+"Ah!" replies Marco Polo.
+
+It is a very brief sound, but being interpreted it means, "Then, my
+dear George Sandys, you might just as well not have seen the Jordan at
+all." Not that the white stone was famous or worth seeing, but that
+Marco Polo wished to "rub in" upon George Sandys's mind the conviction
+that he, Polo, had seen more than he, Sandys, in the same direction.
+
+This capping process sometimes leads to very droll results. Young Green
+heard Gray and Brown comparing their notes of travel. Each was naturally
+anxious to have seen and done rather more than the other; but it
+appeared that each had been in about the same places, and had had very
+much the same experience.
+
+"Lago Maggiore is a lovely sheet of water," remarked Gray.
+
+"Truly exquisite," replied Brown.
+
+"And Isola Bella is most beautiful," suggested Gray.
+
+"Dear me! dear me!" approvingly assented Brown.
+
+"How high is the statue of San Carlo Borromeo?" asked Gray.
+
+"About sixty feet," answered Brown.
+
+"It's a wonderful prospect from his eye," said Gray.
+
+"Whose eye?" asked Brown.
+
+"San Carlo Borromeo's," replied Gray, whose mind instantly suspected
+that he had caught the adversary, and who followed up his advantage
+vigorously and suddenly. "Of course you went up San Carlo?"
+
+"Up San Carlo? You mean the church at--"
+
+"Oh no! the statue on Lago Maggiore."
+
+"Went up the statue! what do you mean?" snapped Brown, foreseeing
+discomfiture.
+
+"Oh! I thought you probably knew," retorted the triumphant Gray, "that
+the statue is hollow."
+
+"Oh! ah! yes!" returned Brown, indifferently.
+
+"And you didn't go up?" pressed Gray.
+
+"Not exactly," feebly rejoined Brown.
+
+"Nor sit in his nose?" continued Gray.
+
+"Not exactly," muttered Brown.
+
+"Nor look out of his eyes?" said Gray.
+
+"I thought I wouldn't," murmured Brown, in full retreat.
+
+"Oh!" smiled Gray, with the air of David holding the head of Goliath by
+the hair, and displaying it to mankind--"oh!"
+
+Young Green heard all this, and he resolved that whatever he did not do
+when he went to Europe, he would at all hazards sit in the nose of San
+Carlo Borromeo. The next year he came to Lago Maggiore. He saw the
+statue. He remembered the conversation and his high resolve, and he
+essayed the deed. It was fearful. He tore his hands; he tore his
+clothes; he was half suffocated; and, wedging himself into the nose, he
+stuck fast, and was only rescued at the peril of his life. When he told
+Gray afterward, and reminded him of the colloquy with Brown, that
+experienced traveller laughed until the tears ran down his cheeks. "My
+dear Green," said he, "I never went up the confounded thing; but it was
+necessary to take Brown down somehow, and I employed the good saint for
+the purpose." He laughed again to tears; but Mr. Green soberly resolved
+that he would eschew the capping talk of travel. And he chose the wiser
+course.
+
+The truth is that Green should not trust too much the tales, nor indeed
+the regrets, of the ancient mariners.
+
+ "For travellers tell no idle tales,
+ But fools at home believe them."
+
+Certainly when this one remarks that he feels in saying farewell that
+young Green will never see the Europe that he saw, he has not the
+remotest idea of dimming his bright hope nor of asserting an advantage.
+What is it, indeed, but a way of saying that he is no longer the same
+man he was? If he were, what would be the gain of travel? It is not only
+an enlargement of the scenery of the mind, not only a richer and more
+various memory that he has acquired, but a riper experience. He has
+grown wiser; and perhaps all that he feels when he shakes Green's
+parting hand is that Green is not so wise as he will one day be.
+
+
+
+
+"EASY DOES IT, GUVNER."
+
+
+Dickens's Rogue Riderhood, who says "Easy does it, guvner," was a very
+practical man. But there is no motto which is more susceptible of
+perversion. Mr. Seward said the same thing in his last great speech. "I
+early learned from Jefferson that in politics we must do what we can,
+not what we would." It is not only plausible, but it is true. Yet its
+truth can be most readily abused to defeat everything for which it is
+urged.
+
+ "'I weep for you,' the walrus said;
+ 'I deeply sympathize.'
+ With tears and sobs he sorted out
+ Those of the largest size,
+ Holding his pocket-handkerchief
+ Before his streaming eyes."
+
+It was necessary that the walrus should eat, and it was very sad that
+the oysters should satisfy the necessity. But it is obvious that wicked
+walruses who have no intention whatever of not eating oysters would sob
+aloud with heart-rending vehemence as proof of a virtue which they do
+not possess. The foes of progress are always anxious that its friends
+should go easily. "Easy does it, guvner." But meanwhile they are
+anything but easy in obstructing. In the race, the sly gentleman who
+bets on Tom whispers confidentially to the jockey who rides Jerry that
+he had better "go easy." The friends of the saloon hope that the true
+friends of temperance are aware that the only way of success is to avoid
+fanaticism. But they omit to hide their bodies as well as their heads,
+for they are unsparing fanatics on their own behalf.
+
+When Gustavus, in deference to his dear Griselda, promised to begin to
+reform the baleful habit of smoking, his Griselda was jocund as the
+dawn. But at the end of a week she did not observe that there were fewer
+cigars consumed, and she pleasantly asked him if the good resolution had
+escaped his memory. "By no means," he answered; "quite the contrary.
+But you remember what Rogue Riderhood said, 'Easy does it, guvner.' We
+must move warily upon the intrenched enemy, dearest Grizzle. Remember
+that Rome was not built in a day." Griselda remembered faithfully. But
+still the cigars continued, and upon a further gentle remonstrance
+Gustavus rejoined: "Certainly; but we must be reasonable. There are many
+steps, my dear Griselda. In siege operations the great masters of war
+approach by parallels, after making ample and thorough preparation. That
+is what I am doing. I am beginning to prepare to begin. Easy does it,
+you know. Don't forget Rome."
+
+Still Gustavus smoked, and still Griselda waited, and at the end of six
+months she asked with a smile how far he had advanced in abandoning the
+habit of smoking. "Dear Grizzle," he answered, "you remember the weeds
+that sprang up and soon withered because they had no depth of soil. I
+wish my reform of this naughty habit to be well rooted, that it may long
+endure. None of your spasmodic virtue, your superficial goodness, for
+me! Great reforms, even in personal habits, my dear Mrs. Gustavus,
+cannot be accomplished in a day. Even Rome was not built in that time. I
+am working for great results, to which all my tastes and habits must
+conform. I must lay the foundations broad and deep. Easy does it, my
+rose-bud."
+
+Gustavus continues to smoke, and Easy continues to do it. But there is
+another saying quite as wise as that of Rogue Riderhood, which exhorts
+him who puts his hand to the plough not to look back. The trouble with
+Riderhood's apothegm is that it supplies an endless excuse for not doing
+it. If the habit is too strong, and will not budge, you can soothe your
+conscience and make the most plausible of pleas by insisting that human
+nature and long custom and uniform tradition and the honest doubt
+whether smoking is, after all, injurious, must all be carefully
+considered. That is what Dickens also calls the great art of how not to
+do it. "My son, if you wish a thing done, do it yourself; if not, send,"
+said the wise father; and the pioneers, the men without whose one idea
+and uncompromising energy and conciliation nothing would be
+accomplished, say with Sumner. "There is but one side," and with Cato,
+"_Delenda est Carthago_."
+
+It is true that everything cannot be done at once, but something must be
+done all the time; and you will observe that it is not when the work is
+advancing, but when it stops or goes backward, that we hear the familiar
+wisdom of the Rogue that Easy does it. That is what makes it a
+suspicious saying, "What are you doing, sir?" thundered the master to
+the boy. "Nothing, sir," replied the frightened pupil. "Just as I
+thought, sir. Don't you know that your business is to do something?"
+When a man says "Easy does it," he may be doing all that he can but the
+immense probability, the almost absolute certainty, is that he is doing
+nothing, or, like the amiable Gustavus, he is "beginning to prepare to
+begin."
+
+
+
+
+SISTE, VIATOR.
+
+
+It is still very difficult to discover where the bad people are buried.
+The cemeteries are still symbolically white with monuments to the
+departed. Shylock and Ralph Nickleby are still, upon their tombstones,
+the most respected of deceased citizens. Here lies Clytemnestra, a model
+of the wifely virtues, whom an inconsolable spouse deplores. Beneath
+this marble, in the tranquil hope of a joyful resurrection, repose the
+remains of Iago, who kept the noiseless tenor of his way. Beyond sleeps
+Solomon, most faithful of husbands; and under this turf of buttercups
+and daisies lie Paris and Lovelace, _arcades ambo_, too early lost. 'Tis
+pathetic to reflect how much worthier is the world under-ground than
+that which still cumbers its surface; and if we, whose lives are
+indifferent honest, had only had the good fortune to die a century ago,
+our memories would by this time have been upon our tombstones a very
+odor of sanctity to the sense of the age which knows us, perhaps, but
+too well.
+
+In one of his terrible inscriptions suggested for the monuments of the
+Georges, Thackeray says, "He left an example for youth and for age to
+avoid. He never did well by man or by woman." Has there been only one
+such George in the world? And if more, and in every age, in what
+cemetery have you found their epitaphs? Catiline was a fascinating and
+accomplished man. He had many followers, and if his political views and
+projects were open to differences of opinion, he was certainly
+well-mannered. Has there been but one Catiline in history? Or is he
+confined wholly to a public sphere? Cicero described him as "a corrupter
+of youth," and no one has denied it. Where is Catiline buried? If you
+sought his grave by that epitaph, where would you find it? Is there no
+corrupter of youth now? Have there been none within the last century?
+None, if you may trust the epitaphs. How long will you abuse our
+patience, O Catiline, and be annually buried, like Cato the Censor, with
+crosses of white camellias laid upon your coffin, and wreaths of
+immortelles hung upon the weeping effigy of Virtue which guards your
+sleep?
+
+But because a man was brutal and coarse and cruel in his life, must we
+needs insist upon it when he is gone? When Mawworm leaves us, must we
+write upon his grave, he lying below defenceless, "_Hic jacet_ a
+hypocrite"? When old Sathanas departs to a sphere of light and truth,
+shall we carve upon his monument, "Father of lies"? Is it manly? Shall
+we have no mercy? Do we really know any man; and shall charity be
+forgotten? To be human is to be frail; and is not the fact that we must
+die at all, of which the grave is proof, itself sufficient comment upon
+our weakness? Here lies Colonel Newcome--tender, generous, noble,
+child-like heart! Shall we add that he was credulous and ignorant? Dear
+Uncle Toby is in the next grave. Shall we shout in marble, "_Siste,
+viator_, contemplate his foibles"? Sacred to the memory of Samuel
+Pickwick. Is the inscription incomplete if we do not chisel beneath it,
+"A wind-bag pricked by Death"?
+
+Epitaphs are written more forcibly than upon tombstones. When old
+Silenus dies, and the white camellias and the lilies-of-the-valley and
+the rose-buds are strewn upon his bier, and the "universally lamented"
+is cut upon the monument, the satire is pathetic, but it is slight. But
+when the bloated old debauchee is cautiously and forgivingly praised in
+the papers, and everybody solemnly pretends not to know what everybody
+knows that everybody else does know, it is a sign not of charity, but of
+public demoralization. Catiline corrupts youth by his example. Then his
+own offences bring him to a sudden end, and the newspapers speak of him
+so deprecatingly, so gingerly, that as a good man being dead yet
+speaketh, so a bad man being dead yet corrupteth. His evil influence is
+not suffered to perish with him, but it is cherished and extended and
+confirmed, and his death, like his life, demoralizes.
+
+Dick Turpin no longer rides in jack-boots upon Hounslow Heath, stopping
+my Lord Bishop and the Right Honorable the Earl of Garter; and no longer
+stands at the dock, the hero of St. Giles's; and goes no longer to the
+gallows in a blaze of glory, with a huge nosegay in his button-hole.
+Richard Turpin is a very different fellow in his costume of to-day, but
+he is the same Dick of the jack-boots and the heath, this vulgar robber
+who smirks and is called smart. He drives a fine equipage, and lives
+luxuriously, and keeps a harem, and frequents Wall Street, and beats
+everybody in the game of making money, and spending it profusely and
+splendidly. He dazzles the eyes of the widow's son, and bewilders his
+mind. The boy sees the money with which Richard surrounds himself by
+means which honorable men despise. He hears him called good-humoredly a
+great rascal, and sees that he buys judges, and steals vast properties,
+and procures laws to protect him. The boy hears that all men are
+fallible, and that some men are no worse than other men, and that money
+is a fine thing, and honor and truth and respect and all the rest of it
+are very well, but see what power, what pleasure, what luxury Turpin
+commands! Then the poor boy rushes for the same prizes, and fails, and
+ends in disgrace, the jail, suicide. And Dick Turpin tosses a hundred
+dollars to the boy's mother, and a generous press exclaims, "Not a model
+man, perhaps; but what noble generosity! The friend of the widow and the
+orphan! When he dies, how many poor homes will be darkened with grief!"
+Yes, and the hundred dollars probably pays the widow for her boy.
+
+It is not difficult to be generous with the money of others. A year ago
+it was announced that Greed had given forty or fifty thousand dollars to
+the poor. "There," said the admirers of Turpin, "you may say what you
+will of Greed. He, too, is not a polished man; he is not a scholar nor a
+dainty gentleman; but he is one of the people; he is large-hearted and
+generous. Who else has given fifty thousand dollars to the poor?" Yes,
+and who else has stolen five millions? The politest gentlemen of the
+highway were notoriously gallant. The Marquis of Goutytoe they compelled
+to descend from his carriage, and sent the trudging market-woman home in
+it. They eased the pockets of the Spanish ambassador, and threw a
+doubloon to the leper hiding behind the hedge. It was a cheap
+munificence. So was Greed's. It was not _his_ fifty thousand dollars,
+the giving of which caused such a burst of good feeling, and the
+exclamation, "There now!" It was only a little of the millions that were
+not his. He gave it to the poor dwellers in tenement-houses, and it was
+said that there was no wretched hovel to which he did not send a load of
+coal or a barrel of flour during the winter months. But he took them
+first from those wretched dens. Somebody paid the taxes that he stole,
+and it is the poor who at last pay taxes. Where be the bad people
+buried? When Turpin dies, we have Greed's opinion of him and his ways
+gravely paraded in a newspaper. Madame Brinvilliers's opinion of
+Lucrezia Borgia would be edifying reading!
+
+Shall we have no charity, then? and when a man lies dead and
+defenceless, shall not warfare cease? Warfare may cease; but should
+death condone all offences? The malignant lover who denounced his rival
+to the Inquisition, and in the very moment of his rival's death by fire
+himself fell dead--shall we write over him, _De mortuis?_ Shall we
+Romans, whose sons he corrupted, go dumb and sorrowing behind the corpse
+of Catiline? When a bad man dies, let us say that he was bad. Although
+he was very rich and very splendid, shall we remember only that he gave
+in charity one quarter of one per cent. upon the amount of his thefts?
+The Italian brigand chief, when his band had slaughtered the travellers,
+said, "There are twelve of us, and we will share equally; but the first
+equal share shall be for the mother of God." When we tell his story,
+shall we see only that share?
+
+
+
+
+CHRISTENDOM vs. CHRISTIANITY.
+
+
+IT is remarkable that what is called the practical sense
+of Christendom virtually rejects the Christian ideals as impracticable.
+Its highest ideal is obedience to the Divine will, and its instinct,
+therefore, should represent the religious man as the perfection of
+vigorous manhood. The more manly, the finer the bloom of health, the
+sounder the body for the sound and purified mind, the truer and more
+satisfactory the type, the more symmetrically revealed the Christian
+man. This is the simple and natural ideal among living men of unthwarted
+and normal Christian excellence.
+
+But so little is this the fact that the oldest traditions of Christian
+art depict the founder of Christianity Himself not as a blooming man,
+not as a figure of the inward and outward health that proceeds
+inevitably from complete and absolute conformity to the Divine will, but
+as a wan and wasted personality plainly worsted by the world. This
+conception extends to the constant and organized control of the Church,
+and the general feeling of Christendom regards the ministers of its
+religion either as official personages or as excluded from actual
+knowledge of life; not masters of the arena, but professionally unfit to
+cope with the world.
+
+It may, indeed, be said that the traditions of Christian art show a
+misapprehension of the essential character of the Christian faith. But
+however that may be, it is certainly true that these traditions do not
+misrepresent the general conception of Christianity which is professed
+by those who practically reject its ideals. Here goes Solomon Gunnybags
+to Christian worship on Sunday morning. He "abashiates" himself in his
+pew, and his confession that he is a miserable sinner is so sonorous and
+impressive that the hearer sighs sympathetically with Solomon's
+consciousness of the enormous burden of wrong-doing that he carries.
+
+Now what is Solomon doing in his pew? He is solemnly professing
+confidence in and reverence for certain principles of faith and conduct,
+not only as lofty in themselves, but as absolutely essential to his
+soul's salvation. Then, unless the whole universe is a farce, and
+religion and the soul impostures, they are the most practical and
+practicable of all possible principles, because otherwise the soul's
+salvation could not be made by beneficent Omnipotence dependent upon
+fidelity to them. But if some attendant spirit should say to Solomon
+Gunnybags, as he walks home with the happy consciousness of duty done,
+"Solomon, the golden rule and the Christian religion forbid you to
+'unload' upon David the stock that you believe to be very shaky," he
+would unquestionably feel, if he did not say: "Stuff! Every man for
+himself. Of course Christianity is an excellent thing, but it doesn't
+mean that." Gunnybags does not expressly repudiate Christian principle
+as unpractical; he only believes it to be so.
+
+The fundamental doctrine of the Christian life is love. The Christian
+millennium is peace. But it is Christendom that maintains the vast
+standing armies; and when the International Peace Congress meets in
+London and proposes disarmament, the good-natured reply of Christendom
+is, "Well--yes--perhaps--some time," with a smile of amused incredulity,
+as when a child seriously asks for the moon. Yet this is Christendom,
+and the Christian principles are entirely familiar, and every Sunday and
+saint's day in all the Christian churches we protest that the practice
+of them is essential to our soul's salvation. Then we wipe our eyes, and
+smile kindly upon any one who really insists that we should offer the
+other cheek, and forgive seventy times seven. Oh no, we say; that is an
+eccentric view. No man in this world--that is, in Christendom--can
+afford to allow himself to be imposed upon. If we don't look out for
+number one, who will take charge of that precious numeral?
+
+So it is that on some bright July day, looking in imagination upon the
+respectable Universal Peace Congress in the Hôtel Métropole in London,
+and hearing the Bishop of Durham offer a resolution for international
+arbitration, and denouncing the folly, the waste, the woe and wickedness
+and wrong of war, we hear also, not the immediate and instinctive assent
+of Christendom, but its wistful prayer and half-despairing hope that
+some time Christianity may be found to be practicable, and something
+more than a pretty dream. Yet is there anything more certain than that
+the Christendom which actually rejects the Christian ideals and
+principles as impracticable, denounces most savagely those who
+practically illustrate them, even if they theoretically reject them?
+
+The moral of this little sermon is altogether Christian, for it is
+charity. Since Christendom is in practice so universally unchristian,
+and holds its own fundamental principles in such practical contempt,
+every member of that vast fraternity should be very modest in judging
+others. Could there be a more radically unchristian figure in human
+history than Torquemada? If Christianity be what it declares itself to
+be, the least throb of sound Christian feeling in his bosom would have
+held his hand. The Inquisition, the fierceness of sects, the religious
+wars, offensive wars of any kind, are possible only among Christians who
+hold Christianity to be impracticable.
+
+Yet when the Easy Chair saw a gentle lady going to morning prayers on a
+happy saint's day, and heard through the open window the murmuring music
+of the promise when two or three are gathered together, and marked
+during all the day and in daily conduct the unselfishness, the sympathy,
+the courtesy, the kindly care of old and young, the faithful doing of
+duty, the nameless charm of lofty character, the Christian ideal was no
+longer the mirage of an unreached and unattainable oasis in the desert;
+it was already come down to earth; it was here, a little heaven below.
+
+
+
+
+FRANCIS GEORGE SHAW.
+
+1882.
+
+
+IN beginning his tender and charming paper upon
+Washington Irving and Macaulay, Thackeray recalls the beautiful story of
+which he was so fond, of Sir Walter Scott's last words to his son-in-law
+Lockhart: "Be a good man, my dear; be a good man." It was a soft
+autumnal day. The windows were wide open. The low sound of the rippling
+Tweed stole into the chamber. The most renowned and the most widely
+beloved of living men lay dying, after a career of admiration and
+adulation, and of gratified ambition almost unexampled, and in the clear
+and serene light of the moment that shows things as they are, the one
+lesson and moral garnered by that marvellous life is spoken in the
+simple words, "Be a good man, my dear." ...
+
+There are men whose simplicity and dignity and strength and purity of
+character, whose sound judgment and supreme common-sense, dispose of
+sophistry and artifice in all relations and pursuits, as surely and
+completely as the sun dries the dew. They are gentlemen, because they
+know other men only as men, touching electrically whatever of manhood
+there may be in them, and whose contact is a silent and consuming rebuke
+of pretence and falsehood. Whatever his own advantage or attraction or
+position or grace, the man of this quality takes hold of the reality in
+other men, man meeting man, as when the grave William of Orange, in his
+plain serge coat, met the brilliant Philip Sidney in his gold-flowered
+doublet, and neither was troubled by the clothes of the other.
+
+Such a man lately died. The mingled strength and simplicity and
+sweetness of his nature, the lofty sense of justice, the tranquil and
+complete devotion to duty, the large and humane sympathy, not lost in
+vague philanthropic feeling, but mindful of every detail of relief--the
+sound and steady judgment, the noble independence of thought and perfect
+courage of conviction, the blended manliness and modesty of a life which
+was unstained, and of a character which seemed without a flaw, all
+belonged to what we call the ideal man.
+
+Passing from college to the counting-room of a great commercial
+business, his sagacity, energy, and executive power were all brought
+into successful action. He went to Europe and to the West Indies, but
+much of the spirit of trade and many of its practices were uncongenial
+to him, and he quietly withdrew, despite wonder and affectionate
+remonstrance, to lead his own life in his own way. By taste and
+temperament an out-door man, he made his home in the rural neighborhood
+of Boston, busy with country cares and various studies, but interested
+chiefly in helping other men. He was allied by sympathy more than by
+much previous actual association with the founders of Brook Farm. But
+when they chose the site for their enterprise not far from his house,
+he was soon in the pleasantest relations with the leaders, for their
+spirit and purpose were in harmony with his own. He was a parishioner
+and warm personal friend of Theodore Parker, who lived near him, and his
+keen common-sense and mastery of practical affairs were most useful to
+Parker as to Ripley. Indeed, the hospitality of such a man for every
+generous endeavor and for all new and humane ideas was a happy augury
+for the philanthropic pioneers, because it seemed to promise the final
+approval and adhesion to their cause of the most conservative and
+substantial sentiment of the community.
+
+Such a man was, of course, an abolitionist in the days when the name was
+as repugnant to what is called "society" as the name Christian was to
+the Jewish Sanhedrim or Methodist to the English Establishment a century
+and a half ago. He generously aided the cause, which seemed to him that
+of practical Christianity and of American patriotism, and he held most
+friendly relations with its chief representatives, who were ostracized
+and denounced. But his sympathy was not an abstract regard for man
+rather than for men, and his interest in the effort to help a race and
+to forecast a happier social organization did not dull his heart or
+close his hand to the necessities of his neighbor. His life, indeed, was
+a prolonged charity, but a charity directed by a singularly calm and
+shrewd judgment. His exhaustless generosity was not the sport of wayward
+impulse. It was not a well-meaning weakness, but a wise force which
+helped others to help themselves, but knew also when such self-help was
+impossible.
+
+Yet the strength and reserve and independence of his character were such
+that the man was never lost in the reformer. His fine nature
+instinctively asserted his own individuality. He quietly shunned the
+wearisome artificiality of society, but he did not merge his own home in
+the general home of his friends and neighbors at Brook Farm, and his
+house was always a glimpse of the social refinement and grace, the
+mental and moral charm, to which the dreams of social regeneration and
+the elaborate fancies of Fourier pointed--fancies which greatly
+interested him as hints of a happier social order.
+
+Long absence with his family in Europe, and a long and final residence
+upon Staten Island, only matured and developed the man, in whom not only
+was there no guile, but in whom even the most intimate eye could not
+note a fault. Clarendon might have studied from him his portrait of
+Falkland: "his inimitable sweetness of, and delight in, conversation;
+his flowing and obliging humanity; his goodness to mankind; and his
+primitive simplicity and integrity of life." Disinclined to public life
+of every kind, he was yet full of the highest public spirit, and it was
+but natural that his only son should have been selected by Governor
+Andrew to command the first colored regiment that marched from
+Massachusetts in the war. In his young person all that was best in the
+New England youth of his time, all the strength of the elder colonial
+and Revolutionary day, blended with all the grace and tenderness and
+gentleness of its modern life, the stern old Puritan softened into a
+humaner Bayard, was typified. It was the flower of Essex that two
+hundred years ago was withered in the fatal Indian ambush in the
+Deerfield Meadows. It was the flower of New England that fell upon a
+hundred redder fields within a score of years.
+
+But no sorrow could fatally chill a faith which was reflected in the
+perpetual summer of the father's presence and temperament. The frank
+urbanity of his greeting, the hearty grasp of his hand, the lofty
+simplicity of his courtesy, were but the signs of that unwasting
+freshness of sympathy which held him true to the ideals and aims of
+earlier life. His helping hand reached invisibly into a hundred homes,
+and upheld a hundred faltering lives. But, besides this, as president of
+the Freedman's Aid Association his administrative skill and his wise
+benevolence enabled him to bear a most effective part in the great
+settlement of the war. His invincible modesty and scorn of ostentation
+veiled his beneficent activities, public and private. But nothing could
+veil the pure and steadfast and unwearying devotion to the well-being of
+other men. Kindly but firmly he protected his own seclusion, and he
+permitted no man, in Emerson's phrase, to devastate his day. The
+freshness of feeling which keeps the heart young was unwasted to the
+end. His full life brimming purely to the sea reflected heaven as
+clearly when at last it mingled with the main as when it ran a limpid
+rivulet from its spring. Young and old, man and boy, he was still the
+simplest, noblest, most devoted, best. How truly he was the man that
+every thoughtful man secretly wishes he might be, those only know who
+knew Francis George Shaw.
+
+
+THE END.
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+Project Gutenberg's From the Easy Chair, series 2, by George William Curtis
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+Title: From the Easy Chair, series 2
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+[Illustration: frontispiece]
+
+
+
+
+FROM THE
+EASY CHAIR
+
+BY
+
+GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS
+
+SECOND SERIES
+
+[Illustration: colophon]
+
+NEW YORK
+
+HARPER AND BROTHERS
+
+MDCCCXCIV
+
+Copyright, 1893, by HARPER & BROTHERS.
+
+Copyright, 1894, by HARPER & BROTHERS.
+
+_All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ THE NEW YEAR 1
+ THE PUBLIC SCOLD 10
+ NATIONAL NOMINATING CONVENTION 16
+ BRYANT'S COUNTRY 23
+ _The Game of Newport_ 31
+ THE LECTURE LYCEUM 39
+ TWEED 47
+ COMMENCEMENT 60
+ THE STREETS OF NEW YORK 69
+ THE MORALITY OF DANCING 76
+ THE HOG FAMILY 81
+ THE ENLIGHTENED OBSERVER 88
+ RALPH WALDO EMERSON 94
+ HENRY WARD BEECHER 110
+ THE GOLDEN AGE 119
+ SPRING PICTURES 126
+ PROPER AND IMPROPER 130
+ BELINDA AND THE VULGAR 137
+ DECAYED GENTILITY 142
+ THE PHARISEE 149
+ LADY MAVOURNEEN ON HER TRAVELS 155
+ GENERAL SHERMAN 162
+ THE AMERICAN GIRL 166
+ ANNUS MIRABILIS 174
+ STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK 186
+ THE GRAND TOUR 193
+ "EASY DOES IT, GUVNER" 203
+ SISTE, VIATOR 208
+ CHRISTENDOM _vs._ CHRISTIANITY 216
+ FRANCIS GEORGE SHAW 222
+
+
+
+
+THE NEW YEAR.
+
+
+IN Germany on _Sylvesterabend_--the eve of Saint Sylvester, the last
+night of the year--you shall wake and hear a chorus of voices singing
+hymns, like the English waits at Christmas or the Italian _pifferari_.
+In the deep silence, and to one awakening, the music has a penetrating
+and indefinable pathos, the pathos that Richter remarked in all music,
+and which our own Parsons has hinted delicately--
+
+ "Strange was the music that over me stole,
+ For 'twas born of old sadness that lives in my
+ soul."
+
+There is something of the same feeling in the melody of college songs
+heard at a little distance on awakening in the night before
+Commencement. The songs are familiar, but they have an appealing
+melancholy unknown before. Their dying cadences murmur like a muffled
+peal heralding the visionary procession that is passing out of the
+enchanted realm of youth forever. So the voices of Sylvester's Eve chant
+the requiem of the year that is dead. So much more of life, of
+opportunity, of achievement, passed; so much nearer age, decline, the
+mystery of the end. The music swells in rich and lingering strains. It
+is a moment of exaltation, of purification. The chords are dying; the
+hymn is ending; it ends. The voices are stilled. It is the benediction
+of Saint Sylvester:
+
+ "She died and left to me ...
+ The memory of what has been,
+ And nevermore will be."
+
+But this is the midnight refrain--The King is dead! With the earliest
+ray of daylight the exulting strain begins--Live the King! The bells are
+ringing; the children are shouting; there are gifts and greetings, good
+wishes and gladness. "Happy New Year! happy New Year!" It is the day of
+hope and a fresh beginning. Old debts shall be forgiven; old feuds
+forgotten; old friendships revived. To-day shall be better than
+yesterday. The good vows shall be kept. A blessing shall be wrung from
+the fleet angel Opportunity. There shall be more patience, more courage,
+more faith; the dream shall become life; to-day shall wear the glamour
+of to-morrow. Ring out the old, ring in the new!
+
+Charles Lamb says that no one ever regarded the first of January with
+indifference; no one, that is to say, of the new style. But a
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style, before Pope Gregory retrenched those
+ten days in October, three hundred years ago, or the British Parliament
+those eleven days in September, a hundred and thirty-five years ago,
+took no thought of the first of January. It was a date of no
+significance. To have mused and moralized upon that day more than upon
+any other would have exposed him to the mischance against which Rufus
+Choate asked his daughter to defend him at the opera: "Tell me, my dear,
+when to applaud, lest unwittingly I dilate with the wrong emotion." The
+Pope and the Parliament played havoc with the date of the proper annual
+emotion. Moreover, if a man should happen to think of it, every day is a
+new-year's day. If we propose a prospect or a retrospect we can stand
+tiptoe on the top of every day, yes, and of every hour, in the year.
+Good-morning is but a daily greeting of Happy New Year.
+
+But these smooth generalizations and truisms do not disturb the charm of
+regularly recurring times and seasons. That the fifth of October, or any
+day in any month, actually begins a new year, does not give to that date
+the significance and the feeling of the first of January. Our
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style must look out for himself. He may have
+begun his year in March, and a blustering birth it was. But we are
+children of the new style, and the first of January is our New Year.
+That is our day of remembrance, our feast of hope, the first page of our
+fresh calendar of good resolutions, the day of underscoring and emphasis
+of the swift lapse of life. "A few more of them, and then--" whispers
+the mentor, who is not deceived by the jolly compliments of the season,
+and the sober significance of the whisper is plain enough. "Eheu!
+Posthume," sang the old Roman. "This world and the next, and all's
+over!" said airy Tom Lackwit to the afflicted widow.
+
+The relentless punctuality, the unwearied urgency, of old Time, who
+turns his hour-glass with such a sonorous ring on New-Year's Day, seems
+sometimes a little wanting in the best breeding. It furnishes so
+unnecessary a register. The slow whitening and thinning of the hair; the
+gradual incision of wrinkles; the queer antics of the sight, which holds
+the newspaper at farther and farther removes, until at last it is forced
+to succumb to glasses; the abated pace in walking; the dexterous
+avoidance of stone walls in country rambles; the harmless frauds lurking
+in the expressed reasons for frequent pauses in climbing a hill to turn
+and see the landscape--frauds which the tears of my Uncle Toby's good
+angel promptly wash away; the general and gradual adjustment to greater
+repose--all these surely are adequate reminders and signs of the
+sovereignty of Time. Why should he be greedy of more? Why thump and
+rattle at the door, as it were, on the first of January, and bawl out to
+the whole world that we are a year older, and that makes--!
+
+It is disagreeably unnecessary. Why should not the old fellow do his
+duty quietly, and tell off another year without such an outrageous
+uproar? Does he think it so pleasant to hear his increasing
+tally--forty, five, fifty, five, sixty, five? Peace! peace! Why not have
+it understood that the tally beyond--well, say fifty, is a gross
+impertinence? Let something be left to the imagination. Besides, what is
+the use of wigs and hair-dye and padding, and what not coloring and
+enamelling, and other juvenescent procedures of the feminine arcana, if
+annual proclamation of impertinent dates and facts is to be made?
+
+The worst of it is that it is a positive interference with the just play
+of the fundamental truth that age is not justly measurable by the mere
+lapse of time. Some people are never young, others defy age. This,
+indeed, is due to temperament. But that is not all. Those gray hairs and
+wrinkles, that eyesight of less keenness, that disinclination to leap
+walls, and those fraudulent halts to survey the rearward landscape, are
+enemies whose assaults are by no means regular. They come at very
+different times to different people. Adolphus at sixty despises
+spectacles. Triptolemus at thirty is bald. The hair of Horatius at
+sixty-five is as affluent as Hyperion's, and as dark without unguents as
+the raven's plume. Let facts speak to a candid world. Why should that
+graybeard Paul Pry called Time blare through a speaking-trumpet that the
+brave Valentine--
+
+ "As wild his thoughts and gay of wing
+ As Eden's garden bird"--
+
+is just as old as old, toothless, tottering, decrepit Orson?
+
+Every well-regulated citizen of the world is interested, and more
+vitally interested with every closing year, that upon the point of age
+all men shall be left to their merits, and shall not be measured
+arbitrarily by that Procrustean standard of years. It is notorious that
+men grow wiser every year, and it is observable that the more years they
+have, the more they look with doubt and questioning upon the Family
+Record. Those leaves of births following the doubtful books of
+Scripture, registered with such painful and needless particularity of
+dates, partake of the doubtfulness of their neighborhood. They are mere
+intercalations, new books of the Apocrypha. Yet they often cause young
+fellows of seventy to be accused and convicted of being old men.
+
+Since, then, we cannot stop the flight of Time, let him pass. But he
+must not calumniate as he passes. He must not be allowed to stigmatize
+vigor and health and freshness of feeling and the young heart and the
+agile foot as old merely because of a certain number of years. This is
+the season of good resolutions. The new year begins in a snow-storm of
+white vows. So be it. But let our whitest vow be, after that for a
+whiter life, that age shall no longer be measured by this arbitrary
+standard of years, and that those deceitful and practical octogenarians
+of thirty shall not escape as young merely because they have not yet
+shown the strength to carry threescore and ten with jocund elasticity.
+
+Then Happy New Year shall not mean Good-night, but Good-morrow.
+
+
+
+
+THE PUBLIC SCOLD.
+
+
+The Easy Chair was lately asked whether it thought the office of public
+scold an agreeable one. There was a certain tartness in the question, as
+if its real purpose was to learn from the Easy Chair whether _It_
+enjoyed that position, and upon looking further it appeared that the
+question had been suggested by a remark of the Easy Chair's to the
+effect that a certain class of our fellow-creatures seemed to be
+disposed to do their duty in a manner that might be improved. But what
+is an Easy Chair but a kind of _censor morum!_ Would the kind critic of
+its conduct have it say to the gentleman whose hands are soiled that
+they are as pure as the morning, and to the tactless dame who makes all
+her neighbors uncomfortable that her manners are charming?
+
+Probably this is really what the critic meant, for he continued by
+saying that it is so much better to dilate upon what is pleasant than to
+discuss the unpleasant aspects of life. That is true. It was the
+principle of the Vicar of Bray. That reverend gentleman always avoided
+friction. He was a chip of the Polonius block. The cloud was a camel or
+a whale, according to the fancy of his companion. The good vicar looked
+askance at Rome under Henry and Edward, and told his beads piously under
+Mary, and upon reflection eschewed the mass-house under Elizabeth. He
+dilated upon the pleasant aspects of affairs. We can imagine him saying
+to Ridley in the time of Mary, "My dear bishop, why think yourself wiser
+than your time?" and a little later to Parker, Elizabeth's Archbishop
+(Ridley having been burned in the meanwhile), "My dear archbishop, Rome,
+I see, is much too stringent." The Vicar of Bray was not a scold. He
+was, according to the abused text, all things to all men.
+
+Yet his profession, our censor must remember, was a scolding
+profession--at least in the sense in which the word is often used. His
+duty was to admonish and exhort, to adjure his flock to quit the error
+of their ways. Perhaps he was a poor illustration of it. Perhaps, true
+to his temperament rather than to his profession, instead of urging
+repentance because the kingdom was at hand, he was accustomed to say:
+"Brethren, I observe that you lie and steal and slander your neighbors a
+good deal. But in such a world as this what is to be expected? We are
+all poor, weak, fallible things. Which of us can hope to strike twelve
+every time? Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall. We
+must all beware of hypocrisy, dear brethren, and of pretending to be
+better than our neighbors. You remember the Pharisee who thanked God
+that he was not as other men. Let him be a warning against the sin of
+presumption. There is the beautiful lesson of the beam and the mote. We
+must not forget it. We are all miserable sinners, and therefore we must
+not twit each other with sinning. We ought to tell the truth, my
+friends. But we don't. We all lie. Let us therefore not scold each
+other, since we are all equally wicked. But let us avoid Phariseeism and
+all that assumption of superior virtue which is implied in saying to a
+foul-mouthed brother that he ought to speak cleanly. Beware of
+Phariseeism as of the unpardonable sin. Scold not, dear brethren, but
+talk of the things which are pleasant, and instead of rebuking the liar,
+commend his goodness to the poor, and instead of silencing the
+backbiter, praise his subscription to the soup kitchen. For what says
+Dr. Watts?
+
+ "'Let dogs delight to bark and bite.'
+
+Dogs naturally scold, but we, brethren, we have the gift of avoidance,
+and, O liars, thieves, and slanderers, let us live together in peace,
+and say nothing about falsehood, stealing, and calumny."
+
+This was probably the tenor of the sermons of the Vicar of Bray, and
+this was the way that he strove to save souls. But Fénelon and John Knox
+and Edwards and Whitefield and Wesley and Channing and St. Paul, each in
+his own way, said, "Thou art the man," and rebuked both the sin and the
+sinner. Yet all of them were very human and very fallible, and all came
+very short of the ideal of duty. To point out a defect in a picture, or
+to exhort the artist to avoid it, is not to declare yourself an
+incomparable artist. To demand honesty in public affairs is not to
+proclaim yourself a saint. To say that school-teachers should be
+thorough and use their common-sense as well as a text-book is not to
+scold them. Romilly was not a scold because he denounced the unjust
+criminal laws, nor John Howard because he rebuked the inhumanity of
+prisons, nor John the Baptist because he exhorted men to repent.
+
+The poets rebuke our lives by the fair ideals that they draw, but they
+do not scold. If a man preaches a little sermon illustrating the way in
+which men in a certain profession, let us say, shirk their duty, and
+somebody cries out, "Don't scold so!" the preacher may safely exclaim,
+"Fellow-sinner, thou art the man." But the best illustration is closer
+at hand. If the Easy Chair reproves certain fellow-sinners for
+remissness in doing their duty, and for that offence is a scold, what is
+the censor who scolds the Easy Chair for scolding? Let us avoid
+Phariseeism, brethren, and the assumption of superior virtue.
+
+
+
+
+NATIONAL NOMINATING CONVENTION.
+
+
+It was a wise newspaper that recently advised every American who could
+do so to see a national nominating convention. It is a spectacle visible
+in no other country, and the most exciting political spectacle in this.
+It is the arena in which the prolonged and passionate strife of
+countless ambitions, intrigues, interests, and conspiracies is decided;
+and it is the more exciting because, with every effort to predetermine
+the result, the result is still at the mercy of chance. The action of
+the convention is a lottery. Suddenly, at the decisive moment, an
+unexpected combination, an impulse, a whim, like an overwhelming tidal
+wave, sweeps away all plans and calculations, and the result is as
+complete as it is unanticipated.
+
+Even the device of a two-thirds vote to make a nomination valid does
+not avail to secure the real preference of the party which the
+convention represents. The two-thirds rule, as it is called, was
+designed to baffle the fundamental democratic principle, which is the
+rule of the majority. When that is abandoned, the proportion selected is
+purely arbitrary. It may as well be nine tenths as two thirds. But even
+such a dam will not resist the swelling waters of feeling in a
+convention. The French say that it is the unexpected that happens, but
+in a national convention it is the unforeseen which is anticipated. The
+palpitating multitude, which has been stimulating its own excitement,
+confronts every doubtful moment with an air which says plainly, "Now
+it's coming."
+
+There is always a preliminary contest of various cities before the
+national party committee to decide where the convention shall be held.
+Local orators with honeyed persuasion dazzle the committee with
+statistics of the superior convenience, accommodation, beauty,
+healthfulness, resources, facilities, and whatever else their good
+genius may suggest, of the city for which each one of them contends. The
+convention is held in the largest hall, or in a building erected for the
+purpose, like the Wigwam in Chicago in 1860. The convention itself is
+composed of about nine hundred state delegates, their seats designated
+by a flag with the name of the state placed by the seat of the chairman
+of the delegation. The alternates are also seated.
+
+Every convention is full of distinguished leaders and members of the
+party, and as any of them appears, either entering or rising to speak,
+they are greeted with great applause. If the temporary chairman be an
+eminent party chief or an eloquent popular orator, his address touches
+the springs of emotion and arouses hearty enthusiasm. But the friends of
+the leading candidates deprecate the mention of names until the
+candidates are presented by the chosen orator. The reason is that the
+applause of the convention is one of the counters in the game. There are
+hired _claques_ in the conventions which keep up a humming cry which is
+a substitute for applause, and which is sometimes continued for a
+quarter of an hour. The longer the hum, the more popular the candidate.
+
+Forgetfulness or ignorance of the value of applause under such
+circumstances reveals the comparative popularity of candidates in the
+eager mass of delegates and spectators. In one convention the permanent
+president in his address, but without any sinister purpose, or indeed
+any other purpose than kindling the convention, mentioned successively,
+and, of course, with impartial compliment, the name of every candidate
+who was known to be on the list. Involuntarily he thus tested the
+feeling of the convention. The galleries also swelled the acclaim, but
+in the galleries the _claque_ is shrewdly distributed, and in critical
+moments the approval or disapproval of the turbulent galleries
+undoubtedly impresses the delegates, and recalls the galleries of the
+French convention a hundred years ago.
+
+There are occasional skirmishes of debate upon motions or resolutions,
+but the first great interest of the regular proceedings is the report
+of the platform committee. It is a tradition of conventions that the
+platform should be accepted as reported, both to gain the prestige of
+perfect unanimity and to escape "tinkering," which may lead to endless
+discussion and discordant feeling. But when the motion is made to
+proceed to the nomination of candidates, the excitement is intense. The
+orators are usually carefully selected, not alone as eloquent speakers,
+but as men of weight and influence, and of what at the moment is more
+indispensable than everything else--tact. The speeches are made with the
+fundamental understanding that, however glowing and elaborate the praise
+of the candidate may be, there shall be an explicit assurance that
+whatever the merits of any candidate, the candidate who shall be
+nominated by the convention will receive the universal and enthusiastic
+support of the party.
+
+On one occasion, when this fundamental rule was forgotten by an ardent
+orator, who, in the warmth of his devotion to his candidate, declared
+that no other man was so certain to draw out the whole party vote in
+the state for which he spoke, a hurricane of hisses from the convention
+and the galleries silenced him, and the friends of his candidate were
+instantly aware that a fatal injury had befallen him. In another
+convention the orator who nominated one of the candidates was so
+exasperated by what he felt to be the treachery to his candidate of a
+conspicuous friend of another that his denunciation of the traitor was
+held to be a covert assault upon the traitor's candidate, and again a
+tempest of universal hissing overwhelmed the luckless orator and his
+candidate.
+
+The announcement by states of the first formal vote for candidates is
+made in impressive silence, followed by immense applause. But the second
+ballot is more significant; and whenever upon any ballot the
+announcement of a vote is seen by the tally to decide the nomination,
+the feeling culminates in an indescribable tumult of frenzied
+acclamation, and the convention generally adjourns to consider the
+Vice-Presidency. But the interest in its work is at an end, and it is
+astounding to see the happy-go-lucky Providence which presides over the
+selection of the officer who has thrice become the President of the
+United States.
+
+In the history of national conventions there is no more touching
+incident than that of Mr. Seward awaiting at his home in Auburn the
+result of the balloting at the convention of 1860, which nominated Mr.
+Lincoln. By what is called the logic of the situation Mr. Seward's
+nomination was assured, and no disappointment could have been greater
+than the selection of another. How bitter it was was not suspected until
+his life was recently published! But he encountered the shock with his
+usual equanimity, and before the election he had made the most
+extraordinary series of speeches for his party which the annals of any
+campaign record.
+
+The journal's advice was sound. See a national convention if you can.
+
+
+
+
+BRYANT'S COUNTRY.
+
+
+The traveller in western Massachusetts, reaching some quiet village upon
+the hills, which seems to him singularly lonely and remote, often finds
+some little incident in its annals which connects it with the great
+world. Coming to Goshen, a solitary little town wholly unknown to most
+of our readers, he is conscious of the height, of the purity of the air,
+and the peacefulness of the wooded landscape, and far below, towards the
+east, he sees the undulating line of Holyoke, and on some fortunate day
+may catch the gleam of the placid Connecticut winding through broad
+meadows and between Tom and Holyoke to the Sound.
+
+The little town itself is a grassy street, with a meeting-house and a
+hotel, which has a desolate air of mistaken enterprise declining into
+disappointment, with long anticipation of a crowd of summer pilgrims,
+who might well turn their steps hither, but who have never come. Beyond
+the village street upon the same plateau is the great Goshen reservoir,
+which lies hushed in grim repose over the town of Williamsburg, a few
+miles below, the town which was overwhelmed some years ago by the
+bursting of the Mill River dam. Such events are the tragedies of the
+hills, which become traditions told in the village store, and investing
+with dignity, as the years pass, the villagers who recall the direful
+day.
+
+Among the traditions of Goshen is that of the passage of some of the
+soldiers of Burgoyne on their march from Saratoga to Cambridge. When the
+brilliant British general swept down Lake Champlain to the Hudson,
+capturing Ticonderoga as he came, it was feared in these hills that he
+would march triumphantly from Albany to Boston. There was a general
+rally of all able-bodied men to the rescue; and as they marched away
+from their fields ripe for the harvest the prospect was dismal, until
+the able-bodied women marched into the fields and gathered and housed
+the crops. The British invaders reached Goshen, indeed, on their march
+from Albany to Boston, but only as prisoners of war.
+
+All this peaceful neighborhood was originally granted by the State to
+the heirs of soldiers in the early New England wars. Goshen and its
+neighbor Chesterfield, another city set upon a hill six or seven miles
+to the south, were grants to the descendants of soldiers in the
+Narragansett expedition of King Philip's war. From Goshen the
+Chesterfield meeting-house can be seen against the southern horizon, and
+the road lies through high pastures and lonely farms to the pleasant
+town. When you climb its hill and look around, you see a cluster of
+hospitable houses, around which the neatly kept grounds give an air of
+refinement to the whole village, which is steeped in rural tranquillity.
+
+The broad hills slope westward towards the valley of the Westfield, and
+beyond lie the shaggy sides of the Cummington range. Chesterfield has
+its special tradition of Lafayette passing the night in its old tavern,
+on his way from Albany to Boston, in 1824. It is a characteristic
+representative of the hill towns, so still that the air seems drowsy as
+in Rip Van Winkle's village. But such tranquil towns, in which a moving
+figure is half spectral and almost a surprise, were the beginnings of
+the nation. From these sequestered springs the mighty river flows.
+
+Chesterfield has not half the population that it counted seventy years
+ago. The whole town now reports scarcely seven hundred persons. Yet,
+with all the old spirit, it invited its neighbors in Hampshire County to
+come and dine on one of the loveliest of summer days this year. It was
+the annual festival of the Hill-side Agricultural Society, and fully a
+thousand people filled the friendly town. The feast was spread upon
+tables on a green space beside the old house in which Lafayette slept,
+and under a bower of leafy white birch boughs. The magnates of the
+county were all present, and it was whispered privately that there were
+private whisperings among eminent politicians, who, however, with the
+non-political, or the political of the wrong side, talked cheerfully of
+the charming day and the promising crops. Politics is the breath of our
+patriotic nostrils, and it was a stimulating thought that while we were
+listening to the humorous but well-merited praises of Strawberry Hill
+pork, some of our bland companions were saving their bacon in other
+ways; and while we dreamed of crisp sausages and savory ham, were
+contriving Senators and Councillors, and even a Governor himself.
+
+The simple courtesy and universal intelligence were of the old New
+England, nor less so the composure and ease with which speaker after
+speaker mounted the bench on which he sat, and in what he said, and the
+way in which he said it, showed that he was a graduate of the town
+meeting. The pastor of Goshen, asked to speak of some of the more noted
+citizens of the neighboring towns, might well have occupied with so
+fruitful a text all the hours until sunset. But with exemplary
+discretion he mentioned but a few, and among them some that surprised a
+New-Yorker, who had not known, but might have guessed, that Gideon Lee,
+former Mayor of the city, and Luther Bradish, Lieutenant-Governor of the
+State, came from the little town upon the Cummington hills opposite,
+where Bryant studied law.
+
+The whole region before us, indeed, was especially Bryant's. Upon the
+slope yonder he was born, and we could see the house in which as a boy
+he lived. "Thanatopsis" was the hymn of his meditations among those
+solitary woods. There, upon the nearer hill, high over Plainfield, where
+he wrote the poem the "Water-fowl," forever floating in the twilight
+heavens--
+
+ "Far through their rosy depths dost thou pursue
+ Thy solitary way."
+
+We were looking upon the cradle of American literature. Here its first
+enduring poem was written. The poet himself never escaped the spell of
+the hills. The child was father of the man. Bryant in the city was
+always the grave and unchanged genius of New England. The city did not
+wear off the rusticity of his manner. His air was reserved and remote,
+and he was still wrapped in the seclusion of the hills. It is in such
+scenes and among such people on such a day that the power of these hills
+and their influence upon our national life and literature are perceived.
+
+These hidden springs have overflowed the prairies of the West; and how
+much of the wealth and prosperity, the energy, industry, and
+enlightenment of New York have trickled down from them, you may hear, if
+you doubt, every year on Forefathers' Day at the New England dinner in
+New Amsterdam. As there is altogether too much glory to be adequately
+celebrated in one day, another has been added, to accommodate the Yankee
+city of Brooklyn, and it is not the fault of the sons of New England if
+on those two days the whole continent does not hear the melodious
+thunder of their eloquence proclaiming that New England always led, is
+leading still, and will lead forever, the triumphal procession of
+American progress.
+
+Supported by such a history it is a natural boast. There is, however,
+one inexorable condition. To do what New England has done, New England
+must be what she has been.
+
+
+
+
+THE GAME OF NEWPORT.
+
+
+There is nothing more delightful than the gravity with which the game of
+Newport is played. To assist at one of the solemn "functions" like a
+coach parade is not unlike attendance upon a function of the ancient
+Church in Rome. On a true Newport afternoon, as soft and sweet and
+luminous an air as can be breathed, Newport, in every kind of stately
+and comfortable and light and graceful carriage, with the finest horses
+and the most loftily disdainful of coachmen, proceeds down the avenue to
+behold the stately procession along the ocean drive.
+
+Of its kind there is no more beautiful drive in the world. The shore
+winds among rocks which are massed, a shrewd-eyed traveller said, as on
+the shores of Greece. The bold character of the coast of Rhode Island
+and its picturesque effects are wholly unknown upon its neighbor Long
+Island. The endless reach of sand and the monotony of the vast level
+land on Long Island have a certain vague charm as of a sea-shore
+becoming or about to become picturesque. But that point is fully reached
+by its northern neighbors of the New England coast, and the ocean drive
+in Newport is in itself incomparable.
+
+For its company on the day of a great social function it is quite as
+incomparable. Hyde Park, the Bois, the Cascine, the Prater, show no such
+sumptuous display. If the street boy were a philosopher, he would say,
+probably, as he watched the spectacle, "My eyes! money plays here for
+all it is worth." The American street boy of every degree is not
+supposed to need any stronger impression of the value of money than he
+already possesses. But Newport is the great school for that instruction,
+and it is open free to the whole world. Money elsewhere has the same
+instincts and desires. But in a city, in winter, its sports and effects,
+however splendid, are divided and hidden. In summer Newport they are
+concentrated under most fortunate conditions and proceed in the open
+air.
+
+It is all the more striking because money has built its summer city
+close by and just above one of the oldest and most historic of our
+cities. It has improvised its magnificence and mad profusion upon the
+outskirts of simplicity and moderation are observant, for all their
+plainness. When they were asked what effect the new town produced upon
+the old, whether the rollicking city on the hill harmed or helped the
+plodding seaport, they answered: "Until Croesus and Midas came, it was
+beneficial. But they have ruined Newport."
+
+Perhaps not, however. The Newport on the hill of to-day is the
+legitimate offspring of the earlier summer retreat. That was a group of
+the select who came to Newport to enjoy themselves for the summer. They
+were well-to-do, some of them. But not many dwelt in cottages. The
+multitude lived in hotels. They danced, they dined, they drove, they
+sauntered. It was the green tree. It was less money enjoying itself as
+more money enjoys itself now. The gossip, the flirting, the display were
+not of another kind, they were the same as to-day, but the scale was
+more limited. Mrs. Candour, Mrs. Malaprop, Sir Benjamin Backbite, and
+the brothers Surface were already there. The standards of conduct, the
+ideals of honor, were not essentially different.
+
+A generation ago Sir Benjamin bowed and danced and supped at Mrs.
+Malaprop's ball with all the gay world of that time, which is now in
+wigs, caps, turbans, or heaven; and the next day, dining with Mrs.
+Candour, Sir Benjamin told, with infinite relish and to the great
+amusement of the table, the story of his hostess's verbal trips and
+stumbles. It did not seem to be conduct essentially base, because this
+sparkling summer realm by the sea is like Charles Lamb's conception of
+the artificial comedy of the eighteenth century: "I confess, for myself,
+that, with no great delinquencies to answer for, I am glad for a season
+to take an airing beyond the diocese of the strict conscience--not to
+live always in the precincts of the law courts--but now and then, for a
+dream-while or so, to imagine a world with no meddling restrictions, to
+get into recesses whither the hunter cannot follow me--
+
+ "'secret shades
+ Of wooded Ida's inmost grove,
+ While yet there was no fear of Jove.'"
+
+To take permanent lodgings beyond the diocese of the strict conscience,
+however, is a critical enterprise. If you take a house in Capua, you
+must needs breathe the Capuan air. The magnetic rock in Sindbad's story
+drew out the nails of the ships that ventured too near. Old Mithridates
+fed on poisons until they "became a kind of nutriment," as Dr.
+Rappaccini fed his daughter, until, too late, he discovered that she was
+doomed. The graybeards who drive out to see the coach parade, and recall
+the days, before the ocean drive, when the rocks beyond Lily Pond were a
+glimmering land of Beulah, may prattle of the golden age of Newport as
+of a happy past in which the graybeards were born. But will they
+seriously contend that the age of Croesus and Midas is not the golden
+age of Newport?
+
+While they are gossiping, the coaches approach. They have been through
+the town, and are driving out by the Fort road; and as they appear, the
+vast throng of carriages which have driven out to meet them pull to the
+side of the road to allow a free course. A multitude of spectators
+awaiting a festal procession, which at last is coming, naturally
+suggests applause. But there is profound silence. There is no cheer for
+every spectator to catch up and pass on. The first coach is at hand, and
+gravely passes at a deliberate pace, and the great world in carriages
+gravely looks on. The second coach deliberately follows, and is surveyed
+with equal gravity. The next perhaps will strike a spark of applause.
+But the next passes deliberately amid a silence profound. One friend,
+perhaps, in the stately procession gravely nods to another gravely
+gazing from a carriage. The "function" proceeds. Far out at sea the
+white sails flash, and the summer surf breaks gently along the shore.
+Every coach rolls slowly by. The moment for cheering has not yet
+arrived. Indeed, it does not arrive before the pageant has passed, and
+the reviewing carriages are turning and following on in its wake. It is
+truly a solemn function. Graybeard recalls nothing like it for multitude
+and display in the old drives on "beach days" along the beach in what he
+calls the golden age. But does he doubt that old Newport would have done
+it gladly if it could have done it?
+
+If the ghost of Heliogabalus haunts the villa'd shore, it is with no
+hope of resuming the imperial crown. His court merely makes a pretty
+summer spectacle when the opera ends. The coach and the stately equipage
+and the flashing splendor of busy idleness are the pageant which is
+kindly displayed gratis for the passengers in the omnibus, for the
+pedestrians and the nurses. They sit and stroll and stare at their ease
+while the gay play proceeds before their eyes. Nowhere more constantly
+than in the summer Newport does the remark of the little child watching
+the march of the soldiers recur--"Mamma, how good they are to make such
+a show!"
+
+
+
+
+THE LECTURE LYCEUM.
+
+
+The Utica _Herald_ in a pleasant article recently recalled the lecture
+lyceum of a quarter of a century ago. It was then what is called a
+power. It greatly influenced public opinion. Its spirit was indicated by
+the reply of Wendell Phillips to an invitation which asked him his terms
+and his subject. He answered that for a literary lecture he should
+expect a hundred dollars, but he would deliver an antislavery address
+for nothing, and pay his own expenses. The lecturers who were most
+sought at that time were almost without exception men of very strong
+convictions upon the great question which, however evaded and
+dexterously hidden, was the vital thought of the country; and every
+successive week from November to April, in the largest cities and the
+smallest cities, along the belt of country from the Kennebec through
+New England and New York westward through Ohio and the Northwest to the
+Mississippi, before thousands of the most intelligent American citizens,
+this band of lecturers advanced, like a well-ordered platoon of
+sharp-shooters, and delivered their destructive volley at what they felt
+to be the common enemy.
+
+Edward Everett, "the monarch of the platform," as Mr. Edward Parker
+called him in his book upon American contemporary orators, during part
+of this same time was making a tour through much of the same region with
+his oration upon Washington, for the benefit of the fund for the
+purchase of Mount Vernon, and he was also writing the Mount Vernon
+papers for the _Ledger_, in one of which he gave an entertaining
+description of a night in a sleeping-car, when those itinerant
+bedchambers had but recently taken to the road. Mr. Everett's
+conservative temperament made his oration a kind of corrective of the
+influence of the great tendency of the lyceum lecture. But patriotic as
+his purpose undoubtedly was, his effort to stem the rapidly rising tide
+of public sentiment was like the protests of Governor Hutchinson and the
+Colonial conservatives against the fervid revolutionary appeals of Otis
+and Adams and Quincy. Other popular speakers of the same sympathy as
+that of Mr. Everett found themselves out of tune with the lyceum
+audience, and were but meteors flashing across the stage, whose light
+was lost in the steady and increasing glow of the group of men who were
+identified with the great day of the lyceum lecture. These men were not
+all like Wendell Phillips, open leaders of a specific agitation, nor
+were these lectures always ostensibly upon what are called public
+questions. But the influence of the lecturers was unmistakable. They
+were all men known to be in the strongest sympathy with the most
+advanced feeling of the agitation. It was the plain spirit and tone and
+drift of those lectures, an occasional allusion and the necessary
+application of the remarks, however general, to the actual situation,
+rather than any deliberate discussion of the question itself, which
+characterized the lyceum of that day. There was sometimes an attempted
+reaction against this tendency. In Philadelphia it was discovered that
+colored persons were not admitted to the Musical Fund Hall, in which the
+lectures had been given. The leading lecturers instantly informed the
+committee that they declined to speak in the hall so long as the
+restriction continued. In Albany the reactionary sentiment in the Young
+Men's Association succeeded in electing a lecture committee which was
+resolved upon a purely "literary" course, and which would not invite the
+usual lecturers. The result was an independent course, under the
+auspices of dissatisfied members of the association, in which the
+rejected lecturers spoke in the largest hall in the city, and the signal
+triumph of the seceders lay in the immense audience which assembled in
+contrast to the attenuated attendance upon the regular course.
+
+The singular success of the lyceum lecture of that time was due,
+undoubtedly, to two causes--the simultaneous appearance of a remarkable
+group of orators, and their profound sympathy with the question which
+absorbed the public mind. The weekly lecture was not merely a display of
+oratory, not only an amusing recreation, but it brought wit and
+accomplishment and eloquence to strengthen the public feeling and arouse
+the public conscience, and to confirm the earnest spirit which was
+universal, and which forecast the great events and the noble elevation
+of the public mind that followed. Emerson, Wendell Phillips, Gough,
+Beecher, Chapin, Starr King, Theodore Parker, could of themselves carry
+any course of lectures, and each in his own way was thoroughly in accord
+with the truest American life of that time. The situation and the
+condition of the public mind would not have availed, indeed, without the
+happy chance of such orators to create the lyceum, but with that chance
+the lyceum of that day was as remarkable a continuous display of various
+and effective eloquence as has been ever known.
+
+If the faithful diary of any lecturer who went the grand rounds
+twenty-five years ago, from Maine to the Mississippi, could be
+published, it would be full of the most amusing stories. The lecturers
+all had them to tell, and they were all men of a singularly fine
+perception of humor. James T. Fields, the publisher in Boston, was the
+friend of all the lyceum orators, and towards the close of his life he
+was himself a popular and attractive lecturer upon literary subjects.
+His little cell or private office in the old corner book-store in Boston
+was an exchange of lecturers for that neighborhood, which teemed with
+lyceums, and no similar space has ever heard fresher stories better
+told, or has ever echoed with gayer laughter.
+
+It was the pleasant company in that little retreat which first heard,
+the day after it occurred, the tale of the belated lecturer who,
+hurrying from the cars in a carriage to the hall in Boston, long beyond
+the hour, dinnerless, and with no chance to dress, opened his
+travelling-bag, and proceeded, to the consternation of the lady who had
+taken a seat in the same carriage, and whose pardon he politely and
+briefly invoked, to change his collar and his coat. As he began to pull
+off his coat, having pulled off his collar, his amazed and terrified
+fellow-passenger began to pull at the door, and to call loudly upon the
+driver, who was furiously whipping his horses into a pace that increased
+both the noise of the carriage and the conviction of the terrified lady
+that she was the victim of some dreadful conspiracy, or the hapless
+victim of a maniac. The maniac's earnest but interjectional explanation
+as he proceeded in his toilet, begging his companion to be pacified, as
+he was merely going to lecture, was an unintelligible asseveration,
+which only made his madness more indisputable and awful, and what might
+have befallen the poor lady, if the carriage had not suddenly stopped at
+the hall, and the lecturer, in his clean collar and black coat, had not
+begged her pardon for frightening her, with a fervor that frightened her
+all the more, and disappeared from the vehicle with his travelling-bag,
+shawl, and umbrella, he was not prepared to say. But the tale, as he
+told it the next morning with infinite humor in Fields's corner, was
+received, as he ruefully admitted, with louder shouts of laughter than
+had greeted the brightest witticisms of his lecture.
+
+Fields is gone, and his old friend and neighbor Whipple, who was one of
+the earliest of the noted lyceum lecturers. The old corner in the old
+corner book-store is gone, and with it have vanished many of the happy
+company that gathered there, not only of orators, but of famous authors.
+The lyceum of the last generation is gone, but it is not surprising that
+those who recall with the Utica _Herald_ its golden prime should cherish
+a kindly and regretful feeling for an institution which was so
+peculiarly American, and which served so well the true American spirit
+and American life.
+
+
+
+
+TWEED.
+
+
+There are many persons who wonder why Tweed did not evade justice by
+forfeiting his bail. He had every chance to escape, they say; why did he
+stay? His chief confederates are safe in Europe, where he might easily
+have been, yet he was foolish enough to take the risk of a trial, and he
+is imprisoned, probably for the rest of his life. The explanation,
+however, is very obvious. He did not believe there was any risk. Tweed
+was the most striking illustration of a very common faith--belief in the
+Almighty Dollar. He is the victim of a most touching fidelity to the
+great principle which every good American will surely be the last to
+flout. His creed was very simple: it was that money would buy
+everything, and he reposed upon his belief with the sweet security of
+the Mussulman who sees by faith a heaven of houris. Certainly his
+confidence was not surprising. He had proved his creed. He had seen
+money work miracles. He had seen himself, a man of no cleverness and of
+no advantages, rising swiftly by means of it from insignificant poverty
+to the control of a great party. It had made him master of one of the
+great cities of the world. It had secured for him Governors,
+Legislatures, councils, and legal and executive authorities of every
+kind. He invested in land and judges. He bought dogs and lawyers. He
+silenced the press with a golden muzzle, and money made his will law.
+
+Here was a man who wanted nothing that money could not buy: was it
+strange that he had unbounded faith in it? Every form of virtue was to
+him mere affectation, a more or less ingenious and tenacious "strike"
+for money. If a man spoke of honesty, patriotism, self-respect, the
+public welfare, public opinion, truth, justice, right, Tweed smiled at
+the fine phrases in which the auctioneer, anxious to sell himself,
+cried, "Going! going!" Argument, reason, decency--they were meaningless
+to him. If an opponent held out, he simply asked, "How much?" The world
+was a market. Life was a bargain. He felt himself with pride to be the
+largest operator in his way, as Vanderbilt in his, or Stewart in his.
+
+In Albany he had the finest quarters at the Delavan, and when he came
+into the great dining-room at dinner-time, and looked at all the tables
+thronged with members of the Legislature and the lobby, he had a
+benignant, paternal expression, as of a patriarch pleased to see his
+retainers happy. It was a magnificent rendering of Fagin and his pupils.
+You could imagine him trotting up and down in the character of an
+unsuspicious old gentleman with his handkerchief hanging out of his
+pocket, that his scholars might show their skill in prigging a wipe. He
+knew which of that cheerful company was the Artful Dodger and which
+Charley Bates. And he never doubted that he could buy every man in the
+room if he were willing to pay the price. So at the Capitol, where sits
+the Legislature of a noble commonwealth of four millions of souls, he
+moved about with an air of fat good-nature, like the chief shepherd of
+the flock. If he stood at the door of the Assembly looking in, it is
+easy to fancy him saying to himself, The State pays these men two or
+three hundred dollars for four months' service; I will give them better
+wages. He did not doubt that it was a fair transaction. What is the
+State? It is only four millions of people, he thought, who are all
+trying to be rich--struggling, cheating, by hook or by crook, every man
+for himself, and the devil take the hindmost, to be rich. These men
+would be fools not to take my money. And he smiled his fat smile, and
+paid liberally for all that was in market.
+
+There were some papers, whose price he could not ascertain, which
+persisted in speaking ill of him and his pals. If the fools did not know
+their own interest enough to be content with a good price--say, of
+corporation advertising--they must be silenced. The conceit of virtue
+must not be pushed too far. So one day his Legislature passed a bill
+virtually giving his judges power to imprison editors at their
+pleasure. But virtue--that is, in the Tweed theory of life, obstinacy in
+holding out for a higher price--mustered such a really respectable
+protest that the public project of coercion failed, and private methods
+were tried. Tweed had no doubt that reputation could be bought as well
+as power. Peter Cooper builds an institute for the education of the
+poor, does he? You mean, said Tweed, a monument to his own glory. He
+pays a certain number of thousands of dollars for the reputation of
+philanthropy. And Mr. Stewart builds a working-woman's palace. Ah! And
+Mr. Astor founds a library. Indeed! And they are benevolent gentlemen
+and benefactors of their kind? Not at all. They merely invest money in a
+certain kind of fame. That pleases their taste, as fast horses and
+yachts and pictures please the taste of other people. I will show you
+how 'tis done, says the faithful believer in the Dollar. And he gives
+fifty thousand dollars to the poor just as winter is beginning. "Let the
+cavillers say what they will," exclaim a myriad voices, "that shows a
+good heart." Tweed, as it were, tips a wink. I told you how it was
+done, he seems to say: what is there that money will not buy?
+
+Is it surprising that such a man did not try to evade justice? Justice
+in his view was a commodity like legislative honor, like newspaper
+independence, like the reputation of benevolence. The reform movement
+was to him a sudden and confusing flurry, in which strikers, to whose
+terms he would not yield, had somehow gained a momentary advantage. He
+had perhaps made a mistake in not buying them at their own price.
+Success had possibly put him off his guard. He was sure that if an
+indictment were found, that would be the end of it, and he had no
+feeling of shame. His friend Fisk had shown what lawyers were made of,
+and he himself would buy lawyers and judges, sheriffs and juries. He
+knew that the one thing that in a needy and greedy world cannot fail is
+money. He came to his first trial, and the jury disagreed: naturally,
+for he had bought some of them. The evidence is, of course, moral only,
+but it is conclusive. If justice, facetiously so called, wanted another
+bout, he would "come up smiling." There was no trick or quibble that
+lawyers could devise for which he had not made munificent preparation,
+even to asserting that the judge who obstinately refused to name a price
+was disqualified from sitting at the trial. Money had never failed
+before; it certainly would not at this last pinch.
+
+But it did, and the bewilderment and consternation of this simple
+devotee were pitiful. He had but one article in his faith, and that was
+now destroyed. He had staked everything upon the certainty of the
+Almighty Dollar, and he had lost. But there was something not less
+noticeable than his unquestioning faith. It was that his faith was so
+generally held. For what gave the universal and intense interest to the
+Tweed trial? Here was a common thief, except in the amount of his theft,
+of whose guilt nobody had any doubt, against whom, as the judge said,
+the evidence was a mathematical demonstration, and his conviction was
+hailed as a kind of national deliverance and vindication of human
+justice. There was but one reason for this, and it was the feeling that
+money would free him. Of course it was known that the judge could not be
+bought, nor the Attorney-General, nor the prosecution. Tweed might as
+well have offered to buy the moral law. But public knowledge ended
+there. And in the degree of the universality of the belief that somehow,
+by actual bribery, or by legal quirk or shift or sham, money would buy
+him off, is the value of the lesson of his conviction, which is that the
+utmost power of money fails before firm, sagacious, and intelligent
+honesty. There is not a saloon in New York in which the Tweed contempt
+of honorable motives is the sole faith which has not had an astounding
+revelation, and learned that money is not omnipotent.
+
+Those saloons have learned one other thing--that stealing is the same
+crime, whether it be the theft of public or of private property. The
+Robin Hood jollity that surrounded Tweed, his familiar name, the "Boss,"
+the laughing stories that were told of him, showed that he was held in
+very different estimation from an ordinary thief. The baser newspapers
+evidently regarded him as the French nobleman regarded himself who was
+firmly convinced that the Almighty would think twice before condemning
+such a gentleman as he. So when Tweed went to the Tombs the same feeling
+attended him. The officers could not believe that it was really meant so
+rich a man, who had lived in so fine a house, and had spent money so
+profusely, should be treated as a common offender. The wretch who steals
+a loaf to feed his starving children must have short shrift, and Black
+Maria despatches him at the earliest moment. But a "statesman" who
+steals millions of dollars from the people--really the law must think
+twice before handling him impolitely! A day or two after he had been
+taken to jail, on his way to the penitentiary, the papers said, as if he
+had been a beloved prisoner of state whom cruel governments might
+torture, but whom the people would still honor: "A great many
+improvements have been made in his cell by his friends, and it has now
+quite a cosey, comfortable appearance. The floor is covered with a
+carpet of a dark green ground. The walls are hung with dark green cloth,
+and the panes in the windows, opening on Centre Street, which were
+cracked and broken a few days ago, have been newly glazed. In the centre
+of the room is a large round table, at which the 'Boss' takes his three
+regular meals, served up in the best manner from the prison restaurant.
+There is a luxurious leather-covered lounge in one corner, and five
+chairs, including a large, comfortable rocking-chair. Besides these few
+articles of furniture are a wash-stand and a book-case. The prisoner is
+plentifully supplied with reading matter; and as for creature comforts,
+the solicitude of his friends and relatives leaves nothing to be desired
+except liberty. Crowds of people have called to see him for the past two
+days, but none were admitted without passes from the Commissioners."
+
+This feeling was akin to that which inspires the proverb and the
+practice that "all's fair at the Custom-house." When Robin Hood stepped
+politely to the door of my Lord Bishop's carriage and requested him to
+alight under the greenwood tree, and proceeded to rifle the carriage of
+all the treasure that his lordship was conveying, he was not felt to be
+a common thief. Far from it; he was the people's tax-gatherer in green.
+He scattered with a free hand among the poor the money which the rich
+man could lose without feeling it. Nobody suffered. My Lord Bishop was
+admonished that he had the poor always with him, and the poor rejoiced
+in his involuntary largess. So "the boys" thought of Tweed. While the
+"Boss" was king there was always money about, as they said; and when did
+Robin Hood himself ever bestow fifty thousand dollars in a lump upon the
+poor? Besides, who could say that he was robbed? The rich could not feel
+it; and was any poor orphan defrauded by him, any poor widow pinched,
+any honest laborer burdened?
+
+Yes, they were. It was public money that he stole. And what is public
+money? It is the taxes. And who pay the taxes--the rich? No, the poor,
+the producers. They come out of the rent of the tenement-house; out of
+the price of tea and sugar and coal; out of the pittance of the widow
+and orphan, and the small wages of the laborer. It was from the poor who
+cowered gratefully over the coal that he gave them that he stole the
+coal. His confederate, Sweeny, planted hyacinths in the city parks, and
+for every flower some poor soul was pinched. Gay Robin Hood strips the
+baron, and the poor bless him as he flings them the gold. Then the baron
+goes home to his castle and wrings teeth out of the jaws of Isaac of
+York, to force him to give money. Then Isaac of York advances at a more
+ruinous rate than yesterday the interest upon the money he lends. So
+when Tweed steals from the public treasury he picks every private
+pocket. Every stroke of his hammer, if he hammers stone with other
+thieves, refreshes in the public mind these familiar truths. It is
+humiliating that the conviction of an evident offender in a court of law
+should be a cause of public congratulation. But, on the other hand, it
+is cheering that shameless crime intrenched in every way, and defying
+the course of law, should by that course be quietly convicted and surely
+punished.
+
+
+
+
+COMMENCEMENT.
+
+
+It is a changed college world since Nat. Willis's Philip Slingsby was
+the hero of many a maiden's dream, and the stories of Willis reflected
+the modest gayety of the society of his time. Nahant was then a summer
+resort of importance, and had not become, as one of its denizens said in
+later years, only "cold Boston." Willis's heroes, like Byron's, were
+largely himself, and it was but a thin veil that covered in them persons
+familiar in the society that he knew, and incidents drawn from his own
+experience.
+
+He was the college hero of his time. But his Scripture poems, which had
+great vogue and were printed in all the "classbooks" and "readers," and
+his "Burial of Arnold," a young and brilliant Senior at Yale, and his
+bright and blithe "Saturday Afternoon," are quite passed out of current
+knowledge. They are not the kind of verse which is produced in college
+now. Their Byronic sentimentality is not to the taste of the college
+club and Greek Letter Society man of to-day; and Charles Coldstream, who
+looks on listlessly at the college athletic games, leaves enthusiasm to
+"the Fresh," and has "really never read those things of Willis's."
+
+Yet the dominant emotions of Commencement this year were very much what
+they were when Philip Slingsby dared the waltz, and even the more
+emancipated belles shuddered a little as they slid into the charmed
+circle. Youth and hope and the passion which "is not all a dream" are
+forever renewed, and if the fashion changes, the substance remains. In
+the crowded church at Commencement this year, with the gay dresses and
+the flowers and the music and the soft summer air breathing in at the
+open doors and windows, there are still palpitating bosoms, and a color
+that comes and goes, and glances that meet and mingle--"read the
+language of those wandering eye-beams--the heart knoweth."
+
+It was "Nat. Willis" yesterday, in a high-collared coat and an ample
+cravat such as Brummel wore, and even D'Orsay. It is a quaint and a
+droll costume, as you see it in those old _Fraser_ pictures of English
+authors "'tis sixty years since." But in that guise it is you, sir, of
+to-day, and if your oration is spoken to one auditor, in all that lovely
+throng in the gallery, whose heart answers "pity Zekle" to your pitapat,
+do you think that the divine Una's grandmother was never young, and that
+the droll high-collared coats did not cover hearts as sensitive and
+hopes as high as the faultless summer attire of Nameless, Jun., class of
+'90? The actors change, but the spectacle is the same. Even the members
+of the reverend and venerable the corporation, those bald and
+white-haired worthies who seem vaguely always to have been sitting
+unchanged in the front pews, like those austere senators of Rome of whom
+the tradition tells us that they sat motionless although the invader
+came--even they are living monuments, and on their hearts, as on
+tablets, the story of the wandering eye-beams is engraved.
+
+There is not one of the young heroes of the Commencement hour whom those
+elders do not scan with knowledge. These wise young judges carry no
+secrets which the elders do not share. Is it a strange world that of
+Willis and his Philip Slingsby? It is the world of the moment and of
+this Commencement.
+
+But there is something else in Commencement besides this romance of
+feeling and tradition. It is the celebration of the intellectual life.
+The eloquence, indeed, is sometimes rather copious. An oration in the
+morning before one literary society; in the afternoon before another;
+and a sermon in the evening before the Missionary Association, is good
+measure heaped up and running over. There is some jealousy also even in
+academic groves. In the older day, if the Melpomene had its oration in
+the morning and the Euterpe in the afternoon, and you read on the
+following Sunday, scrawled on the blank page of the hymn-book in the
+pew, "Words, words, words, oration of Cicero," and "Genius, eloquence,
+common-sense, oration of Demosthenes," you knew that you read the
+comment upon the rival orator of a Melpomenean or a Euterpean, as the
+case might be. But if the orator was not always wise or eloquent, there
+were also discourses which have profoundly influenced the lives of those
+who heard or read them, giving a direction and inspiring a fidelity
+which, like Wordsworth's thoughts of his past years, breed perpetual
+benediction.
+
+It is a recollection blended of many feelings, that which the recurring
+Commencement brings to the alumnus. But the deep and permanent charm is
+the consciousness of the infinite worth and consolation of letters.
+Theoretically the college course was a series of years devoted to making
+acquaintance with the treasures of human genius. Possibly there was in
+fact some divergence from the theory. But that was the opportunity. The
+gates were set ajar, and if the neophyte did not choose to enter, he
+lost--as the teacher said to his pupil who went fishing rather than to
+hear Webster's eulogy on Adams and Jefferson--he lost what he can never
+regain.
+
+Is there some fatality which makes the pen that treats of Commencement
+hortatory and didactic? Is there some secret charm which still allies
+the college to the pulpit, so that to talk about it is presently to
+begin to preach? The Easy Chair asks because it feels that it is about
+to take the sacerdotal tone, and remind the youth who is leaving or
+entering college that, like every other epoch in life, college is an
+opportunity. It is what you make it. Fate, as the older times would have
+said--life, as we prefer to say--gives us a chance. But the improvement
+of it we give ourselves. The tragedy of the refrain, "Too late, too
+late; ye cannot enter now," is that of the man who, in our simple
+phrase, wasted his college years. The tender spell of Whittier's "Maud
+Muller" lies in its saddest words of tongue or pen. But the memory of
+what might have been is so profoundly pathetic because it might not have
+been, and we were the arbiters of fate and did not choose to turn
+upward.
+
+Kind sir of the college, who lend to the preacher of the moment your
+listening ear, the preacher himself may be a wearisome chaplain, but you
+are the young judge of the summer afternoon, smelling the meadows sweet
+with hay, and stopping at the cool spring where Maud Muller hands you
+the refreshing draught. Do you follow the allegory, and see in that maid
+what really she is? To you she is a maiden who rakes the hay; to Numa
+she was Egeria by the other fountain. It is a sweet illusion, for the
+maid is not Egeria nor Maud Muller, but under those gentle forms she is
+the nymph of opportunity. Woo her and win her, and all the happiness
+that might have been will be yours.
+
+There is nothing more touching than the inability of the chooser to
+comprehend the choice. Why did not the judge yield to the soft
+persuasion of that simple loveliness? Why did he not embrace the
+opportunity, and fold his happiness to his heart? Well, sir, that is
+always the question. But if he did not know that in that fair figure
+opportunity stood before him, you do know it. Don't be satisfied to hum
+"in court an old love tune." You remember the legend of the Sibyl's
+books. Was it interpreted to you in the class-room? Do you interpret it
+to yourself?
+
+The most inspiring tradition in every college is not that of the boat or
+the ball, of copious gold and flowing wine, of Milo or Sardanapalus or
+Midas; it is not that of the "dig" or the "prig," of Dryasdust or
+Casaubon; but it is that of the youth, by whatever name he was called in
+your college, who did not, like the judge, "closing his heart," ride
+on--who knew that four such years as yours in college would never
+return, and that they offered him the golden keys which, polished by his
+labor, would open the heaped treasures of genius in all ages and lands.
+It is he who in taking the keys did not grudge the labor, and to whose
+life those treasures have been wide open.
+
+No, the inspiring personal tradition of college was not the pleasant
+Philip Slingsby; it was rather Philip Sidney, who rode with the best
+and was a man in every manly enterprise, but who had so used his
+opportunities in study and affairs that Hubert Languet, most
+accomplished of scholars, called him friend, and William of Orange
+called him master.
+
+
+
+
+THE STREETS OF NEW YORK.
+
+
+Even the Pan-Americans protest that the streets of New York are dirty.
+It is very comical, but it is true, that all our marvellous prosperity,
+our genius of invention, our quickness of wit, and profusion of
+resource; all our patriotism and pride, our great traditions of liberty
+and heroism, our free soil, free speech, and free press; and all the
+force and intelligence of our free government--cannot keep the streets
+of New York clean. Miss Edwards, the most courteous and friendly of
+visitors, is compelled to say: "I found on all sides nothing but holes
+of mud, gutters, and dirt piles, an endless rush and a block of street
+traffic. There are so many dangers and the state of the highways is such
+as to make it incomprehensible to English people that enterprising
+Americans would long endure it."
+
+Miss Edwards is familiar with the dirt of Egypt, which is universal and
+intolerable, but even that does not mollify or alleviate the awful
+impression of dirty New York. Then a Pan-American, perhaps from Bogota,
+from Callao, from Lima, from Santiago, from Buenos Ayres, from Rio de
+Janeiro, from Guayaquil--cities in which we had not supposed impeccable
+highways to be--politely flagellates us, and ignominiously discrowns
+Broadway. "It was impossible not to notice the deplorable condition of
+the streets. Our carriages plunged terribly into the holes which at
+frequent intervals were met with, and the wheels at every turn sent
+whirls of mud, which compelled the passers-by to keep at a respectful
+distance."
+
+We may indeed reply that this is the fling of a Pan-American. And who,
+forsooth, is a Pan-American? Is he the superior--nay, does he presume to
+be the peer--of a North American? Are we not notoriously the greatest
+nation in the world? Does not our population reduplicate incalculably?
+Have we not carried civilization from sea to sea? Have we not the
+largest lakes, the longest rivers, the broadest prairies, the greatest
+cataract, in the world? And shall the minions of monarchies and the
+pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics snap their ridiculous fingers at
+us, and presume to say that the streets of New York are dirty? The idea
+is preposterous. It is contemptible. Moreover, it is insulting, and the
+streets of New York are--
+
+It is plain sailing--or slipping, as chance may determine whether we go
+in the water or the mud--so far, but it is a little difficult to end
+that sentence in the same key. Let us try another, possibly a little
+less perfervid. The population of the United States is some sixty
+millions. Taken altogether they form undoubtedly the most intelligent
+community, with the highest average well-being, in the world. They are
+self-governing down to aldermen and coroners. More than in any country
+at any time in history, the will of the majority of the adult male
+population determines the government. The city of New York is one of the
+three or four chief cities of the world. It is confessedly the
+metropolis of this blessed and absolutely self-governing country, and
+the streets of New York can't be kept clean.
+
+Is there any possible method of describing the unquestionable greatness
+and undoubted glory of the country, its resplendent history and its
+miraculous achievements, in an ascending and cumulative series of
+epithets and epigrams which shall end truthfully in the resounding
+allegation, "and the streets of New York are kept clean"? Indeed, is not
+this little joker worse than that of the thimble? Does he not grin at us
+from every pile of mud, and laugh out of every hole, and snicker and
+sneer on every side of the unremoved and apparently irremovable dirt and
+disorder?
+
+It is absurd, as the boys say, to "blame" this situation upon somebody
+else--some street commissioner, or scavenger, or other officer, or
+employé. Nobody is ever guilty of misrule in this country but the
+rulers, and the rulers are the people. The citizens of New York elect
+the city officers who are to do the city work which the citizens pay
+for. They give some of those officers authority to dismiss others who
+are derelict in their duty, and the governor can deal with the chief
+officers who do not obey the command of the people. If the taxes are
+outrageously heavy, if the money is squandered, if the streets are dirty
+and city government a farce, nobody is to blame but the citizens. They
+have as good a government as they choose, and the kind of government
+they desire.
+
+Then they desire dirty streets? Certainly. That is to say, they don't
+desire clean streets strongly enough to secure them. Then popular
+government has failed in cities? Rather there are some things in cities
+in which popular government is not especially interested. If there are
+two hundred and fifty thousand voters in the city of New York, how many
+of them really care enough for clean streets and proper municipal
+administration to spend time and trouble to secure them?
+
+Consider the lilies of the field--that is to say, look at the aldermen
+and the municipal officers, the representatives in the State
+Legislature and in Congress that the city of New York elects. Do they
+represent what we call its intelligence and character? Yet undeniably
+they are representatives of the majority of the voters, and if that
+majority be corrupt or stupid, it is either because there are more
+knaves and fools than intelligent and honest citizens among the voters,
+or because such citizens do not care to take the trouble to vote and to
+be represented; in which case the Aldermen and Co. that we see are,
+morally speaking, true representatives of the city. The minions of
+monarchies and the pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics, as they bump
+and wallow and flounder, bespattered and contemptuous, through the
+streets of New York, may truly say that they are such streets as the
+citizens desire, because if the people desired clean streets, unless
+popular government be a failure, they would have them. If the mayor did
+not appoint officers who would clean the streets, they would require the
+governor to deal with the mayor.
+
+Does it necessarily follow, because popular government is, upon the
+whole, the best government, that the governing people desire all good
+things that government can supply? Liberty they want, and equality, and
+fair play; but do they, because they are self-governing, desire
+beautiful buildings and clean streets? Might not a good-natured despot
+of fine taste and sanitary enlightenment and a sense of order give his
+dominions nobler public works and a better municipal administration than
+a republic which is neither tuppenny nor temporary, but in which there
+is easy and indolent indifference to public beauty and public order?
+
+"Above all," said the English bishop to the young catechumen, "don't
+mistake zeal for knowledge." Above all, says the good genius of America,
+don't confound national bumptiousness with patriotism.
+
+
+
+
+THE MORALITY OF DANCING.
+
+
+The gravity of the discussion of the morality of dancing is exceedingly
+amusing. The dancing of young people is as natural and instinctive as
+their laughing and singing, and the old Easy Chairs about the wall might
+as wisely quarrel with the song of the bobolink in the fields as with
+the dance upon the floor. But the grave censors who condemn it must be
+heard. There is reason in the way in which they often put their
+objections. Excitement, late hours, exposure of health, all these are
+bad. But, on the other hand, exercise, cheerfulness, friendly
+conversation, all these are good. The zealous censors confound uses and
+abuses. The Easy Chair has seen a worthy temperance apostle ingulfing
+cups of coffee in the pauses of an exhortation to abstinence, until it
+marvelled at the capacity of the apostolic stomach. Could there be no
+intemperance in coffee-drinking? But was coffee not to be drunk? The
+Easy Chair has seen such frantic gobbling at a railway eating-room that
+it could only gaze in wonder at the sottish and, so to speak, drunken
+eating. But is food not to be eaten? The Easy Chair has seen little
+children, extravagantly dressed and decorated, dancing in great hotel
+parlors on hot summer nights at an hour when they should all have been
+sound asleep in their beds, while their parents should have been soundly
+chastised for not putting them there. But is the dancing of young
+persons therefore wrong?
+
+This is probably to the censorial mind nothing but the base compromise
+and sophistry of "moderate drinking." But nevertheless most of the evils
+of this kind are perversions of good things. There are a great many
+young and ignorant parents who become impatient with the incessant
+activity and restlessness of their children. They condemn them to sit
+still in a chair and make no noise. Dear madame, it is nature's
+intention that the child shall be restless, to develop his limbs. You
+apply to him rules that are fit and easy for us who are old, and whom
+nature equally admonishes to sit still in chairs. Our little Procrustean
+beds are merely furniture that tortures. The desire of youth for
+enjoyment is as worthy as its desire for knowledge, for truth, for
+excellence. And it is the spirit, not the method, of enjoyments which
+are not obviously wrong, that is chiefly to be regarded. A good man asks
+whether he could go from dancing to console a dying bed. But could he go
+from skating, or reading _Pickwick_, or from heartily laughing, to
+console a dying friend? Would it not, even in his own view, depend
+wholly upon the mood in which he was doing it?
+
+Let him select an act which he would approve. Let him be reading a
+serious book, or thinking in his study, or going upon a visit of charity
+when he is summoned, and he would say that he could go with perfect
+composure and the utmost propriety. But how if he were peevish as he
+read the serious book, or if he were thinking angrily in his study, or
+if he were mentally reproaching the duty that drew him from his
+comfortable room to pay a visit of charity, could he then more properly
+hasten to console the dying than if he had been cheerfully dancing, his
+mind full of pleasant thoughts and the delight of the music and the
+measured movement? It is not the thing that he is doing, but the spirit
+in which he is doing it, that should be considered.
+
+How different a view of the pleasant recreation of dancing may be taken
+by an intellectual man, from that of one who thinks the waltz a device
+of Satan, is shown by a passage of De Quincey, the beginning of which
+the Easy Chair will quote, and which will find an echo in many a memory:
+"And in itself, of all the scenes which this world offers, none is to me
+so profoundly interesting, none (I say deliberately) so affecting, as
+the spectacle of men and women floating through the mazes of a dance;
+under these conditions, however, that the music shall be rich and
+festal, the execution of the dancers perfect, and the dance itself of a
+character to admit of free, fluent, and continuous action. And whenever
+the music happens not to be of a light, trivial character, but charged
+with the spirit of festal pleasure, and the performers in the dance so
+far skilful as to betray no awkwardness verging on the ludicrous, I
+believe that many persons feel as I feel in such circumstances, viz.,
+derive from the spectacle the very grandest form of passionate sadness
+which can belong to any spectacle whatsoever."
+
+
+
+
+THE HOG FAMILY.
+
+
+It is a good sign of the times that the crusade against the large and
+omnipresent family of Hog which the Easy Chair long ago preached has
+been vigorously renewed. Public manners are a common interest. The
+private conduct of the most famous personages is of small concern beyond
+their domestic circle. But the conduct of the person in the next room at
+a hotel, or in the next seat in a railroad car, is of great interest to
+us. Yet the remedy is not obvious. Even if we should propose a school of
+manners, it is not certain that the pupils for whom it would be
+especially designed would attend.
+
+If a fellow-guest at the Grand Hotel of the Universe comes in at two in
+the morning, and going humming along the corridor to his room, flings
+his boot down upon the floor at his door with a resounding blow that
+awakens all neighboring sleepers, you may cover him with expletives, and
+consign him in imagination to a hundred direful dooms, but nevertheless
+he goes unpunished. Or you may suddenly confront him in all the majesty
+of nocturnal dishabille, and admonish him severely of the wicked
+selfishness of his ways. But the probability is that you will have
+either an extremely amused audience, who will "guy" your appearance
+without mercy, or receive a surly rejoinder in the form of a boot or a
+volley of vituperation. In any event, the school of manners will not be
+honored by the exercises.
+
+Yet the Hog family is not American, nor is it by any means peculiar to
+this country. The Lady Mavourneen who said with enthusiasm that she
+could travel without insult from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and that
+every American of the other sex seemed to make himself her protector,
+said only what is generally true of the American. He is naturally
+courteous and invincibly good-natured. Indeed, it is his good-nature
+which has permitted the family Hog to develop to such proportions. A man
+enters a hotel "as if it belonged to him." Will he not be forced to pay
+for his accommodation--and roundly? Shall he not take his ease in his
+inn? Is he not willing to settle for all the food, drink, comfort,
+trouble, that he may require or occasion? Shall he put himself out for
+others? If number one does not look out for itself, who will look out
+for it?
+
+And to all this Jonathan good-naturedly assents. If number one takes
+more than his share of the sofa, Jonathan moves up. If number one puts
+his feet on a chair, Jonathan does not stare. If number one still more
+grossly demonstrates his porcine lineage, Jonathan dislikes to make
+trouble--until number one comes to despise those whom he insults, and
+plainly expects every circle to bow to the sovereignty of selfishness.
+This is a fatal form of good-nature, but it has a not unkindly origin.
+It springs from a social condition in which everybody is expected to
+help everybody else, because everybody needs help as in a frontier
+community. Indeed, in many a rural neighborhood still, this spirit of
+lending a hand is supreme. Everybody expects to submit to inconvenience,
+because he knows that he will require others to submit.
+
+But these refinements of mutual dependence must not be allowed to
+justify the outrages of selfishness. The passenger in the boat or the
+train who occupies more than his seat, who sits in one chair, covers
+another with his feet, and a third with his bundles, and smokes, and
+widely squirts tobacco juice around him until his vicinity is not "a
+little heaven," but another kind of "h" below, is a public pest and
+general nuisance, for whose punishment there should be a common law of
+procedure. But this can be found only where there is a common contempt
+and resolution which will deprive him of his ill-gotten seats in the
+first place, and make him feel, in the second, the general scorn of his
+neighbors.
+
+But as we are told constantly and correctly that we are a reading
+people, it is through reading that the members of the family which is
+_hostis humani generis_ will learn that they are the most detestable and
+detested of the great families of the race. You, sir, whose eyes are
+skimming this page, and who never give your seat to a woman in the
+elevated car "on principle"--the principle being either that a woman
+ought not to get into a crowded car, knowing that she will put gentlemen
+to inconvenience; or that the company ought to forbid the entry of more
+passengers than there are seats; or that first come should be first
+served; or that number one, having paid for a seat, has a right to
+occupy it; or whatever other form the "principle" may assume--you are
+one of the host against whom the crusade is pushed. Thou art the--well,
+for the sake of euphony we will say man, but it is not man that is in
+the mind of your censors.
+
+Or you, madam, who enter the railroad car with an air of right, and a
+look of reproval at every man who does not spring to his feet, and who
+settle yourself into the seat offered you without the least recognition
+of the courtesy that offers it--for you it would be well if the urbane
+mentor of another day were still here, who, having given his seat to a
+dashing young woman who seemed unconscious of his presence, looked at
+her until she impatiently demanded if he wanted anything, and he
+responding, said, blandly, "Yes, madam; I want to hear you say thank
+you."
+
+Both this sir and madam may learn from the daily papers as from this
+page that even in a car where they recognize no acquaintance a cloud of
+witnesses around hold them in full survey, and whatever the fashion or
+richness of their garments, and however supercilious their air, perceive
+at once whether they belong to the family of ladies and gentlemen, or to
+that of Charles Lamb's "Mr. H." Thackeray's hero could not have been
+more aghast to see his divine Ottilia consume with gusto the oysters
+which were no longer fresh than Romeo to learn by his Juliet's question
+to that urbane mentor of other years that his mistress must be of kin to
+the unmentionable family.
+
+The next time those boots are flung down in the reverberating hotel
+corridor there will be no harm in remarking to the clerk the next
+morning in the crowded office that it is not necessary for you to look
+upon the register to know that one of the Hog family arrived during the
+night.
+
+
+
+
+THE ENLIGHTENED OBSERVER.
+
+
+The Enlightened Observer from Europe who is studying American
+institutions asked the Easy Chair the other day what was meant by the
+statement that a candidate for a high elective office had opened
+headquarters in the neighborhood of a nominating convention. The
+Enlightened Observer said that he had always supposed that such
+conventions were assemblies which nominated persons whose public
+services and personal ability and character had distinguished them among
+their fellow-citizens, and shown them to be especially fitted for the
+offices which were to be filled. "Am I mistaken," he asked, "in
+supposing that to be the theory of your institutions?"
+
+The Easy Chair could not say that he was, and conceded that such was the
+theory.
+
+"In other words," continued the Enlightened Observer, "a republic
+secures good government because it intrusts the government not to the
+chance of birth, which may give to Oliver Cromwell a son Richard, and
+make the heir of Alexander the Great an Alexander the Little, but
+because it calls to its great offices of every degree those citizens who
+have demonstrated their peculiar fitness."
+
+"That is certainly the theory of our republican institutions," returned
+the Easy Chair.
+
+"Well?" said the Enlightened Observer.
+
+"Well?" echoed the Easy Chair.
+
+"Yes, but why, then, does a candidate open headquarters?"
+
+"Yes, certainly. Why--that is--it is to make himself known."
+
+"But the theory seems to assume that he is known already. Is it that he
+performs public services at the headquarters, or exhibits there his
+character and abilities? Is not the time a little limited and the space
+somewhat inconvenient for such demonstrations? I am at a little loss. I
+can see that the personal appearance and manners of a candidate might be
+displayed favorably at a headquarters, and that, in a charming phrase of
+your country, he might dispense a generous hospitality in a hotel
+parlor, but how can he display his fitness for a high office in such
+narrow quarters as headquarters must be? Am I to understand that when
+Mr. John Jay was selected as a candidate for the Governorship of New
+York he had repaired previously to the place of nomination and had
+opened headquarters? Did General Washington pursue a similar course? If
+the services and character of a candidate have commended him to public
+favor and designated him as a suitable officer, why is not that enough?"
+
+"Undoubtedly," answered the Easy Chair, "why isn't it? But I am afraid
+that you have not pursued your enlightened observations quite far
+enough, or you would have learned that in this country a kind providence
+is supposed to help those who help themselves, and that those who
+expect to have Governorships and Senatorships and other large and highly
+flavored political morsels offered to them on golden salvers and on
+bended knees will be seriously disappointed."
+
+"I see," said, courteously, the Enlightened Observer, "that my excellent
+friend the Easy Chair is pleased to speak in metaphor. If I may
+penetrate it, he is declaring that great places are to be won like
+precious prizes, and do not drop into idle hands like fruit overripe.
+But if I may hold him to the point, is it not the theory of your
+institutions that it is services and character and ability that win the
+precious political prizes, and surely such qualities and services cannot
+be described as idle hands? I agree that providence helps those who help
+themselves, but who helps himself more than he who helps the entire
+community? And how does he help the community who opens headquarters to
+secure a prize for himself? Moreover, have I not heard that office
+should pursue the man, and not the man the office? Yet what is opening
+headquarters but pursuing office, as a hound a hare?"
+
+The Easy Chair was obliged to suggest that there was no harm in knowing
+"the boys," and in showing the affability of a simple citizen "without
+airs," and making the acquaintance of important political personages,
+all of which the Enlightened Observer conceded, but still politely
+insisted that knowing the boys and showing affability and refraining
+from lofty demeanor did not demonstrate fitness for great place, and was
+a loss of proper personal dignity that ought not to be required of any
+one who had really approved himself as a suitable officer. He concluded
+that he might not have mistaken the theory, but he had certainly not
+apprehended the practice of our institutions.
+
+"But surely," said the Easy Chair, "'tis but a small price to pay."
+
+"True," said the Enlightened Observer, "it is a very small price; but I
+had not supposed that in the republic office was sold at any price. I
+thought that the good Santa Claus of public approval dropped it as a
+Christmas gift into the stocking of the most deserving. It seems,
+however, to be rather a raisin in snap-dragon--the prize of the toughest
+fingers."
+
+
+
+
+RALPH WALDO EMERSON.
+
+
+"The beauty of Israel has fallen in its high place," said the voice of
+Emerson's friend and neighbor, Judge Hoar, trembling and almost hushed
+in emotion, and everybody who heard felt the singular felicity of the
+words. The plain little country church was crowded, and a vast throng
+stood outside in the peaceful April sunshine. Before the pulpit--the
+eyes forever closed, the voice forever silent--lay the man whose aspect
+of sweet and majestic serenity Death had not touched, and which recalled
+his own words: "Even the corpse that has lain in the chambers has added
+a solemn ornament to the house." It was the man who was beloved of his
+neighbors and honored by the world, whose modest counsel in grave
+affairs guided the village, and whose thought led the thought of
+Christendom. "He belonged to all men, but he is peculiarly ours," said
+Judge Hoar truly, speaking for the quiet historic town of which
+Emerson's grandfather had been the minister, and in which he lived
+during the larger part of his life, and to which his memory will lend an
+imperishable charm.
+
+Concord when he first knew it was already famous. A hundred years ago,
+at the bridge over the placid river, the Middlesex farmers, hastening as
+minute men from all the neighboring country, had obeyed the first
+military summons to fire upon the king's regulars; and the red-coated
+regulars, turning, had begun, amid the blazing patriot volley of twenty
+miles, their long retreat to Yorktown and over the sea. At the point
+where the highway by which the soldiers marched enters the village,
+under the hill along whose ridge the hurrying countrymen pressed to cut
+off the soldiers' retreat, lived for more than forty years the scholar
+who belongs to Concord as Shakespeare belongs to Stratford.
+
+"Nature," said Emerson in his first book, written in the old Manse at
+Concord, which Hawthorne afterwards inhabited, and which he has so
+beautifully commemorated--"Nature stretcheth out her arms to embrace
+man: only let his thoughts be of equal greatness. Willingly does she
+follow his steps with the rose and the violet, and bend her lines of
+grandeur and grace to the decoration of her darling child. Only let his
+thoughts be of equal scope, and the frame will suit the picture. A
+virtuous man is in unison with her works, and makes the central figure
+of the visible sphere. Homer, Pindar, Socrates, Phocion, associate
+themselves fitly in our memory with the geography and climate of Greece.
+The visible heavens and the earth sympathize with Jesus. And in common
+life whoever has seen a person of powerful character and happy genius
+will have remarked how easily he took all things along with him, the
+persons, the opinions, and the day, and nature became auxiliary to a
+man." So is Emerson associated with the tranquil landscape of the old
+Middlesex town--the gentle hills, the long sweep of meadowland, the
+winding river, the woodland, and the pastures under the ample sky. The
+broad horizon and rural repose were the fitting home of the lofty and
+beneficent genius whose life and word perpetually illustrated the
+supreme worth and beauty of truth, purity, and morality. Whoever saw him
+there or elsewhere, saw the "sweet and virtuous soul" which George
+Herbert likened to seasoned timber that never gives.
+
+The sincerity and serenity of Emerson's character were unsurpassed. The
+freshness and glow of his interest in life were perennial. With a sober
+tenderness of regret he said to a friend who congratulated him upon his
+seventieth birthday, "Yet it is a little sad to me, for I count to-day
+the end of youth." In no other sense than the lapse of years, however,
+was it true. That auroral freshness of soul which is the distinctive
+charm of youth lingered when even memory somewhat failed. "How long it
+is since I have seen you!" he said at Longfellow's funeral to a friend
+whom he had accosted just before. But he said it with all that
+heartiness of sympathy and expectation which, in the golden prime of
+his life, when he was in many ways the most striking and original figure
+in his country, made him greet every comer as if he expected to hear
+from him a wiser word than had yet been spoken. A youth, fascinated by
+this simple graciousness of manner, declared that Emerson greeted the
+most ordinary persons like a King of Spain receiving an ambassador from
+the Great Mogul. The expectancy of his manner implied that every man had
+some message to deliver, and he bent himself to hear.
+
+But his shrewdness of perception was exquisite. He did not take dross
+because he hoped for gold. His reproof was as sure and incisive as the
+stroke of a delicate Damascus blade. When a young man, hearing Emerson
+say that everybody ought to read Plato, followed his advice, and read,
+he thought, with the audacity of youth, that he detected faults in
+Plato, and wrote an essay to set them forth. He asked Emerson to read
+it, and when he returned it to the youth, Emerson said, pleasantly, "My
+boy, when you strike at the king, you must kill him." One day he sat at
+dinner with a distinguished company of statesmen. He was by far the most
+famous man at the table; but he modestly followed the conversation,
+turning from each guest who spoke, to the next, with the old sweet
+gravity of earnest expectation. When all the notable company had gone, a
+guest who remained said to him: "I saw you talking with the English
+Minister. He is a brilliant man, and I hope that you found him
+agreeable." "A very pleasant gentleman," replied Emerson; "but he does
+not represent the England that I know."
+
+Despite this sharp apprehension, however, Emerson was sometimes unable
+to find any charm in writings which have apparently taken a permanent
+place in literature. He could see nothing interesting or valuable in
+Shelley. "When I read Shelley," he once said, "I am like a man who
+thinks that he sees gold at the bottom of a stream. He reaches for it,
+but his hands come up cold, with a little common sand in them." The
+waywardness and disorder of Shelley's life may have troubled him. But
+this would not have affected his intellectual judgment. His acute
+intellect was supremely independent and absolutely courageous. "He must
+embrace solitude as a bride," he said of the scholar; "he must have his
+glees and his glooms alone." When as a young man he quietly closed his
+pulpit door, and declined to preach any more, because he no longer felt
+any value in certain religious rites, there was no protest, nor
+ostentation, nor newspaper "sensation." It was simply the closing of a
+book that he had read, and the amazement and censure and grief of others
+could not possibly persuade him to do, or to say, or to affect, the
+thing that was not true. Emerson's moral and intellectual integrity was
+transparently simple, but it was sublime. It was not expressed in stormy
+self-assertion nor cynical contempt. It spoke in tranquil and beautiful
+affirmation, perfectly courteous, but absolutely sincere.
+
+But no man more charitably and diligently sought to understand others,
+and to be just to what was obscure and foreign to him. He listened
+patiently to music. But it did not charm him. He was punctual in the
+duties of a citizen. But he had no proper political tastes. Yet for the
+true politics, the application of the moral law to the control of public
+affairs, no man was more perceptive or uncompromising. He was always on
+the right side of great public questions. His hospitable sympathy
+entertained every good cause, and in all our antislavery literature
+there is no nobler or more permanent work than his address upon the
+anniversary of West India emancipation in 1844. The only cloud that ever
+arose upon his regard for Carlyle was his displeasure with Carlyle's
+contemptuous and cynical sneers at our civil war. He was deeply
+impatient of doubtful and half-hearted Americans during the war. "They
+call themselves gentlemen, I believe," he said of certain persons, and
+in a tone which showed that his lofty and patriotic honor instinctively
+and utterly repudiated the pinchbeck claims of educated feebleness to
+bear "the grand old name of gentleman."
+
+Those who recall Emerson when he was a clergyman in Boston remember a
+singular spiritual beauty in the man, and an indescribable charm of
+manner in his public speech. But apparently he impressed his earlier
+associates with the purity and refinement of his mind and life, his
+lofty intellectual tastes and sympathy, and his literary accomplishment,
+rather than by the peculiar force of a genius which was to give the most
+powerful spiritual impulse of the generation to American thought. This
+is the more singular because there was always something breezy and
+heroic in his tone, which might have led to the suspicion of the fact
+that he was from the first a fond reader of Plutarch, from whose "Lives"
+he draws so many illustrations. As in a mountain walk the traveller is
+suddenly aware of wafts of perfumed air, now of the wild-grape blossom,
+now of the azalea or sweet-brier, so the strain of Emerson suggests his
+sympathy with Plutarch and Montaigne, the Oriental poets and the
+Platonists.
+
+But no one could describe accurately his "system" of philosophy, nor
+fit him into a "school" of poetry. He was content to call himself a
+scholar, and no name was more significant and precious to him. He
+shunned notoriety, but he had the instinctive desire of every artist and
+of all genius for an audience. When a friend asked him of a young man
+whose literary talent had seemed to him to promise great achievement,
+Emerson said: "He does nothing; and I doubted his genius when I saw that
+he did not seek a hearing." When his own first slight volume, "Nature,"
+was published, they were but a few, a very few, who perceived in it the
+ripe and beautiful work of a master in literature and thought. The
+richness and originality and picturesque simplicity of this book, its
+subtle perception, its tone of jubilant power, and the soft glimmering
+light of lofty imagination which irradiates every page, do not lose by
+familiarity, and are as charming, although of course not so surprising,
+as when they first took captive the readers of nearly fifty years ago.
+With the eagerness of classification which characterizes many active
+minds, Emerson was immediately labelled a Berkeleyan, an idealist, and a
+mystic. But he eluded the precise classification as noiselessly and
+surely as a cloud changes its form. Astonishment, satire, indignation,
+contradiction, spent themselves in vain. Like a rose-tree in June, which
+blossoms sweetly whether the air be chilly or sunny, his thought quietly
+flowered into exquisite expression. You might like it or leave it. But
+the rose would be still a rose.
+
+There was a fashion of calling Emerson obscure. But there is no style in
+literature of more poetic precision than his. It is full of surprises of
+beauty and aptness. His central doctrine of the identity of men, the
+grandeur of every man's opportunity, and the essential poetry of the
+circumstances of common life, was a living faith. "The great man," he
+said, "makes the great thing." "In the sighing of these woods; in the
+quiet of these gray fields; in the cool breeze that sings out of these
+Northern mountains; in the workmen, the boys, the maidens you meet; in
+the hopes of the morning, the ennui of noon, and sauntering of the
+afternoon; in the disquieting comparisons; in the regrets at want of
+vigor; in the great idea and the puny execution--behold Charles the
+Fifth's day; another, yet the same; behold Chatham's, Hampden's,
+Bayard's, Alfred's, Scipio's, Pericles's day--day of all that are born
+of women. The difference of circumstance is merely costume. I am tasting
+the self-same life--its sweetness, its greatness, its pain--which I so
+admire in other men." The temptation to complete the splendid passage is
+almost irresistible. But in every page you are drawn on as in a stately
+symphony of winning music.
+
+This passage is from the Dartmouth College address, and it has all the
+flowing cadence of a discourse written to be spoken. Yet Emerson had
+little of the orator's temperament save the desire of an audience, and
+an earnestness which was pure and not passionate. But no orator in the
+country has exercised a deeper or more permanent influence. His
+discourses were but essays, but their thought was so noble, their form
+so symmetrical, their tone so lofty, and they were spoken with such
+alluring rhythm, that they threw over young minds a spell which no other
+eloquence could command. Emerson himself was very susceptible to the
+power of fine oratory. No man ever praised more warmly the charm of
+Everett in his earlier day. When Webster delivered his eulogy upon Adams
+and Jefferson in Faneuil Hall, Emerson was teaching in Cambridge, and
+Richard H. Dana, Jun., was one of his pupils. The day before Webster
+spoke, the teacher announced that there would be no school upon the
+morrow, and he earnestly exhorted his pupils not to lose the memorable
+opportunity of hearing the great orator. Dana was of an age to prefer
+fishing to oratory, and strolled off with his line to the river, where
+he passed the day. When school was resumed, Mr. Emerson with sympathetic
+interest asked him if he had heard Webster. The fisher, half ashamed,
+reluctantly owned his absence. Emerson looked at him with regret and
+almost pain, and said to him, gravely: "My boy, I am very sorry; you
+have lost what you can never recover, and what you will regret to the
+last day of your life."
+
+But those who heard his own Divinity School address, or the Cambridge or
+Dartmouth oration, or the Emancipation address, would not exchange that
+recollection even to have heard the Olympian orator in Faneuil Hall.
+"Tell me," said a Senator famous for his oratory, to a friend in
+Washington, "what do you call eloquence? Repeat to me an eloquent
+passage." The friend quoted from Emerson the unequalled passage from the
+Dartmouth College address in which the scholar appeals to the young men
+to be true to the ideals of their youth--a passage which no generous
+youth can read to-day without deep emotion and a thrill of high resolve.
+The Senator listened with an air of perplexed incredulity. "Do you call
+that eloquent? Now see what I call eloquence," and he declaimed a
+glowing piece of rhetoric with ardent feeling. It was a passage from
+Charles Sprague's Fourth-of-July oration in Boston sixty years ago. But
+effective as it was, his friend reminded the Senator that if the test of
+eloquence be glow of feeling and splendor and sincerity of expression,
+with an inner power of appeal which searches the heart and moulds the
+life, no really greater results in this country could be traced to any
+speech than to that of Emerson, who read the greater part of his essays
+as addresses, and who sometimes reached a lyrical strain which not the
+magnificent Burke nor any other great orator surpasses.
+
+--To talk of Emerson, even if the talker were not of the circle of his
+intimate friends, is to raise the flood-gate of happy and inspiring
+recollections. It is one of the tenderest of the thoughts that hover
+around his memory, as the low winds sigh through the pine-trees over his
+grave, that, as with Longfellow, there are no excuses to be made for
+grotesque eccentricities of genius, nor for a life at any point unworthy
+of so great a soul. He said of his friend Thoreau, who is buried near
+him, that he was like the Alpine climber who gathers the edelweiss, the
+flower that blooms at the very edge of the glacier. He too lived at
+those pure heights, and taught us how to tread them undazzled and
+undismayed. Happy teacher, whose long and lovely life illustrated the
+dignity and excellence of the truth, old as the morning and as ever
+fresh, that fidelity to the divine law written upon the conscience is
+the only safe law of life for every man. Noble and beneficent preacher,
+who, in a sense that the pensive Goldsmith did not intend,
+
+ "Allured to brighter worlds, and led the way."
+
+
+
+
+HENRY WARD BEECHER.
+
+
+For forty years Mr. Beecher had been minister of Plymouth Church when on
+a Sunday morning suddenly came the news that his ministry and probably
+his life were ended; and he died a day or two afterwards. The preacher
+and the church were more widely known than any others in the Union, and
+during all his pastorate he was one of the most conspicuous figures in
+the country. He was undoubtedly also one of the most famous preachers of
+his time and of the English race, and the death of Wendell Phillips left
+him the most eminent of American orators. There have been popular
+preachers during Mr. Beecher's career, like Moffit and other
+revivalists, and there are always eloquent and scholarly orators in the
+American pulpit. The tradition of Summerfield presents a beautiful
+youth and a captivating speaker. The charm of Channing was profound and
+indescribable. But Beecher recalls Whitefield more than any other
+renowned preacher. Like Whitefield, he was what is known as a man of the
+people; a man of strong virility, of exuberant vitality, of quick
+sympathy, of an abounding humor, of a rapid play of poetic imagination,
+of great fluency of speech; an emotional nature overflowing in ardent
+expression, of strong convictions, of complete self-confidence; but also
+not sensitive, nor critical, nor judicial; a hearty, joyous nature,
+touching ordinary human life at every point, and responsive to every
+generous moral impulse.
+
+Mr. Beecher was not a pioneer, nor a leader of forlorn hopes, but of the
+main column of the army. He marched just ahead of the advance, and
+touched with his elbows those who moved forward with him. He liked to
+feel the warmth of their breath upon his cheek, and the magnetism of
+their neighborhood. He spoke for them as they could not speak for
+themselves. He liked the crowd. The hum and throb of multitudinous life
+inspired and cheered him. He was at home in streets and towns; with a
+bright jest for every comer; a happy quip and repartee; with an eye and
+a heart for the unfortunate and forlorn, and a ready rebuke for
+insolence and injustice. He had nothing of the recluse or scholarly
+habit; no fastidious taste. He was fond of pictures and music and all
+forms of art, without especial aesthetic accomplishment; a man of cheery
+presence, of cordial address; with a willing word for the reporter,
+chaffing the interviewer; jumping on the street-car in motion; yet
+always seemly, and always, despite his slouched hat and careless dress,
+undeniably clerical, but with no undue professional sense of dignity or
+decorum.
+
+In the pulpit, or, more truly, upon the platform--for whether preaching,
+or lecturing, or speaking at table or upon the stump, he seemed to be
+always upon the platform--he inculcated right living rather than
+traditional doctrine. He was a soldier of the church militant, but his
+warfare was with human wrong and misery, and false theories of life,
+and low aims and poor ambitions. He aimed to build up righteousness of
+life, and in the ardor of the strife he liked to pause and wink, and let
+fly a bright-tipped, winged word at the opponent, against whom he bore
+no kind of malice. He hated the wrong, but not the wrong-doer. Ardent
+and impulsive, his generous emotions often overwhelmed his judgment; and
+in politics, although the most popular of stump-orators, and never
+happier or more truly himself than in a political speech, in which, with
+the instinct of a born fighter, he "drank delight of battle," yet he
+sometimes amazed and confounded his friends, who, however, could not
+doubt his sincerity nor question his purpose.
+
+The great cloud that fell upon his life seemed also to darken the
+country. The grief and consternation showed how strong a hold he had
+upon the national mind and heart, which indeed was never so firm as at
+the very moment that his good name seemed to be obscured. It was the
+most tremendous ordeal to which any public man of his peculiar
+character and quality of eminence has ever been exposed in this
+country. The most remarkable fact in it all was the way in which he
+endured it. The blacker the cloud appeared to be, the more sturdy was
+his stern defiance, and for weeks of seemingly accumulating and
+insurmountable obstruction he faced unflinchingly a possible doom the
+mere prospect of which might well have withered a brave heart conscious
+of innocence. That the cloud ever wholly disappeared cannot be said, in
+view of the tone of the press even as he lay dead in his house. But that
+he could never have maintained his position as he did if he had not been
+generally acquitted in the public mind seems to be indisputable. If the
+relation of his later life to the country was somewhat changed, the
+result was due to the decline of confidence in what had been believed to
+be his strongest quality, supreme good sense and sound judgment, rather
+than to doubt of his moral integrity.
+
+No man lived more in the public eye and for the public than Mr. Beecher.
+In his speeches and sermons and writings he took the public into his
+confidence with a freedom that was characteristic and natural in him,
+but which would have been extraordinary in any other man. He could not
+pass through the street without universal recognition, and no man in the
+two cities was so well known to everybody as he. At public meetings and
+at dinners where he was to speak, he came late amid smiling and
+expectant applause, and with the air of saying, "Where MacGregor sits,
+there is the head of the table." He had the right to that air, for
+wherever he was to speak he was the chief orator. But he was no niggard
+of generous praise and sympathy, and no man spoke with more fervent
+eulogy and eloquent approval of other men. Doubtless, like an actor or
+singer, the long habit of receiving applause had made it pleasant to
+him, and as is the fact with all extempore speaking, the greater the
+applause the higher the eloquence of his strain. It is a reciprocal
+action. Of Mr. Beecher's later platform speeches, the most remarkable
+was his political address at the Brooklyn Rink in 1884, which was
+delivered amid a storm of enthusiasm, while in the delivery he was
+himself wrought to the highest feeling.
+
+His power over the emotions of an audience was unsurpassed in this
+country probably since Patrick Henry. Thomas Corwin and Sergeant
+Prentiss perhaps were as great masters of humor and patriotic appeal
+upon the stump; but Beecher added to these a pathos and sentiment and
+poetic tone in which the others did not excel. He had not the fine,
+glittering, incisive touch of Wendell Phillips's fatal sarcasm and
+vituperation. Phillips stood quietly and played his polished rapier with
+a flexible wrist, but its point was deadly; Beecher smote, and crushed.
+One was the deft Saladin with his chased and curving cimeter, the other
+was Richard with his heavy battle-axe. In the great controversy in which
+both were engaged, upon the same side, indeed, but under different
+banners and wearing different colors, Beecher and Phillips, amid a
+chorus of eloquence, were the two chief voices. Garrison was not
+distinctively an orator, while Phillips was the especial and
+distinctive orator of the cause, and his fame as a public man belongs to
+that cause alone. But Beecher had many interests and relations, and his
+oratory had other strains. They were friends always, and Phillips spoke
+often in Plymouth Church, and uttered many a glowing word of his
+fellow-laborer.
+
+When these words are published the freshness of the impression of
+Beecher's death will have passed, and from every part of the country his
+eulogy will have been spoken. The universal emotion, the warmth and
+tenor of the tributes, will have shown how eminent a figure he was, and
+that his death is felt to be a national loss. One of the papers
+described him as the last of a great generation, and Senator Cullom,
+speaking of Logan in the crowded Brooklyn Academy on the evening of
+Beecher's death, called a roll of illustrious names, of which his was
+the latest, and among which it surely belongs. His profession was the
+preaching of peace and good-will. But how often he must have felt that
+his Master came not to bring peace, but a sword! His buoyant
+temperament, his perfect health, his love of nature and of man, of
+children and flowers, of the changing sky and landscape, his abounding
+sympathy, his rich and sensitive humor, made his life joyous and often
+happy. But it was none the less a stormy life, ending at last, amid the
+sorrow of a country, in happy rest and the good fame of a great orator
+for human welfare.
+
+
+
+
+THE GOLDEN AGE.
+
+
+In this country we are inclined to believe that the epoch that followed
+the Revolution was one of the utmost purity and simplicity. But it was
+one of the "fathers" who said to a friend upon the adjournment of the
+first Congress, "Do you suppose such a set of rascals will ever assemble
+again?" In his diary John Adams appeals to the calmer mind and juster
+judgment of the coming age--meaning that in which we live, and from
+which we look wistfully back to old John Adams's cocked hat and
+knee-breeches as the symbols of a nobler time.
+
+Then there is Fisher Ames, one of the famous orators and conspicuous
+leaders of the beginning of the century, who, studying his country at
+the time to which we recur as the age of high purpose and lofty men,
+bewails the sordidness, selfishness, and degradation around him. "Of
+course," he says, seventy years ago, "the single passion that engrosses
+us, the only avenue to consideration and importance in our society, is
+the accumulation of property: our inclinations cling to gold, and are
+bedded in it as deeply as that precious ore in the mine.... As
+experience evinces that popularity--in other words, consideration and
+power--is to be procured by the meanest of mankind, the meanest in
+spirit and understanding, and in the worst of ways, it is obvious that
+at present the incitement to genius is next to nothing."
+
+We might suppose that we were listening to a contemporary cynic; and
+whoever reads the history of the politics of that time will find that
+"the better days of the republic" were very like the days in which we
+deplore their disappearance. When Mr. Ames died, Mr. John Quincy Adams
+wrote a review of his works, in which, with the equanimity and
+moderation of the golden age, he remarks, "It is a melancholy
+contemplation of human nature to see a mind so highly cultivated and so
+richly gifted as that of Mr. Ames soured and exasperated into the very
+ravings of a bedlamite." He then proceeds to speak of those who, without
+believing Mr. Ames's "absurd and inconsistent political creed," are
+selfishly eager for its propagation, being "choice spirits, amounting to
+at most six hundred" (their name was the Essex Junto!), and who hold
+that "the porcelain must rule over the earthenware, the blind and sordid
+multitude must put themselves, bound hand and foot, into the custody of
+the lynx-eyed, seraphic souls of the six hundred, and then all together
+must go and _squat_ for protection under the hundred hands of the
+British Briareus."
+
+To this gentle strain Mr. John Lowell replied in a similar vein,
+beginning by speaking of the malignity of Mr. Adams's sarcasm, and of
+his following Mr. Ames to the grave with crocodile tears, informing him
+that he had no need to assail Mr. Ames's friends with all the venom of
+an infuriated partisan, because he had already obtained his reward for
+"ratting" from the Federalists, and this act of gratitude to his
+benefactors was unnecessary. Mr. Lowell ends his reply by saying that
+in the course of a short political life Mr. Adams had received more than
+seventy thousand dollars from the public, and that while no man pitied
+Mr. Ames, "Mr. Adams is an object of sincere commiseration with many a
+man of high and honorable feelings, while it is to be doubted whether he
+is the object of envy to any man on earth."
+
+These are glimpses of the golden age, of that "better day" of the
+republic with which our own is so often and so injuriously contrasted.
+Indeed, there is no finer cordial for despondency than a glance at the
+paradise that hovers behind our retreating steps. The mountain traveller
+turns and sees a lovely vision floating in the sky.
+
+ "How faintly flushed, how phantom-fair,
+ Was Monte Rosa, hanging there--
+ A thousand shadowy-pencil'd valleys,
+ And snowy dells in a golden air."
+
+Good lack! he cries, are those the crags and precipices along which I
+slid and stumbled in terror of my life? The hanging gardens of the
+past, the halcyon epoch of our history, the lost paradise of our
+fathers, are all crags and precipices along which the race and our
+country have stumbled and slid. If any man is disposed to think that he
+has fallen upon evil times, let him open his history. It is a marvellous
+tonic.
+
+Does he think republics ungrateful? Look at Mr. Motley's vivid portrait
+of John of Barneveld. When he was seventy-two years old he writes from
+his prison to his wife and family: "I receive at this moment the very
+heavy and sorrowful tidings that I, an old man, for all my services done
+well and faithfully to the fatherland for so many years ... must prepare
+myself to die to-morrow." Does he think irreligion undermining society?
+Look into Smiles's "Huguenots in France after the Revocation of the
+Edict of Nantes." For attending Huguenot meetings men were captured by
+soldiers and sentenced to the galleys, mostly for life. They were
+chained by the neck with murderers and other criminals, and were
+quartered in Paris in the dungeon of the Chateau de la Tournelle. Thick
+iron collars were attached by iron chains to the beams. The collar was
+closed around the prisoner's neck, and riveted with blows of a hammer
+upon an anvil. Twenty men in pairs were chained to each beam. They could
+not sleep lying; they could not sleep sitting or standing up straight,
+for the beam was too high for the one and too low for the other. This
+was done in the name of religion. The age of Louis the Fourteenth is
+called one of the great epochs of the world. It was an age in which the
+king's mistress persuaded him to slaughter and banish hundreds of
+thousands of his subjects because of their religious faith, and the
+great preachers of his church applauded, and the Holy Father approved,
+and even Madame de Sévigné, whose letters some young ladies at Newport
+and Saratoga are diligently reading, and sighing for the good old witty
+times in which she lived, wrote of the most innocent and most devoted
+men: "Hanging is quite a refreshment to me. They have just taken
+twenty-four or thirty of these men, and are going to throw them off."
+
+The golden age is not yesterday or to-morrow, but to-day. It is the age
+in which we live, not that in which somebody else lived. The trouble,
+vexation, corruption, weakness, selfishness, meanness, which dismay us
+and tempt us to despair are the old lions that have always beset the
+path. No man is born out of time; and what man living to-day, who is not
+pinched with poverty or disease, would have lived a thousand years ago?
+If our politics seem mean and our men small, how does Alfred's time
+seem, or the glory of Athens, or the court of Louis the Fourteenth, or
+Luther's Germany? What did Jefferson think of Hamilton, or the _Aurora_
+say of Washington?
+
+
+
+
+SPRING PICTURES.
+
+
+ON a late beautiful spring afternoon the Easy Chair
+rolled itself into the suburbs for a stroll. There were everywhere the
+signs of the advance of a great city and the pathetic forlornness of the
+municipal frontier. Pleasant country-houses, spacious, rambling, with
+broad piazzas and gardens and lawns, had been apparently suddenly
+overtaken by streets and stone sidewalks and lamps. There were the
+rattle and shriek of the incessant railway trains near by. Tall factory
+chimneys smoked and machinery hummed and steam-whistles blew all around
+the quiet old houses. The contrast gave them a kind of conscious life.
+They seemed to be aware of the incongruity of their character with the
+new neighborhood. They had a helpless air, as if nothing remained but
+submission to division into regular building lots and the absolute
+extinction of rural seclusion and charm. There was the impression of a
+faint and futile struggle between city and country, in which, indeed,
+for a moment the excellence of each was lost, but the result of which
+was not doubtful.
+
+As the Easy Chair pushed on, it saw in fancy the old pastoral peace and
+retirement of the places when they were indeed in the country. It
+recalled the noted men of that older day who sought here relaxation and
+repose. There was the placid river, on which no restless steamer foamed,
+but only silent sloops drifted or careened. Yonder were the leafy coves
+under the wooded and rocky banks, from which the Indian had but recently
+paddled his canoe. No railroad harmed the virgin shyness of the shore.
+It was El Dorado, Arcadia, the land of Goshen. It was the home of peace,
+of plenty, of content.
+
+Such a poet, such a painter, is idealizing memory on a spring afternoon
+in the suburbs. It seemed so gross a wrong that sidewalks and gas lamps
+and factory chimneys and steam-whistles should invade and devastate the
+tranquil fields that indignant imagination filled them as fact with all
+the fancies that tranquil fields suggest. Doubtless in the closets of
+those quiet houses there were the bones of plenty of old skeletons.
+Those spacious, sunny rooms were the scenes of the familiar domestic
+tragedies against which not the most romantic of country-houses can shut
+the door. Up those steps have swayed and hesitated the doubtful feet of
+the oldest son, heir of precious hopes and child of fervent prayers,
+hesitating and lingering at hours long past midnight, watched for and
+waited for by the mother's heart that breaks but does not falter. In
+that broad hall, on the brightest of May mornings, the daughter of the
+house has stood, radiant as the day, and crowned with orange blossoms.
+There have met the hopes and joys of youth, the tears and blessings and
+farewells of older years. The pretty pageant filled the house, and faded
+slowly and utterly away. The old house has known, too, the solemn shadow
+that falls on every house. It seems to regretful memory the abode of
+unchanging delight. But from that door the slow procession moved, and
+those whose hospitable smile and word had hallowed every room returned
+no more. They are gone, the bride, the parent, the friend; "they are all
+gone, the old familiar faces," the age, the society, the politics, the
+interests. They are all gone. Why should not the house go too?
+
+It was early spring, and the Easy Chair, looking up, saw half a dozen
+kites flying in the air. A little further, and laughing girls were
+skipping rope. Boys were spinning peg-tops and playing marbles and
+driving hoops. The boys and girls who lived in the quiet old
+country-house did the same a hundred years ago. They flew kites and
+drove hoops, and that little bride skipped rope and carried dolls. The
+age, the society, the politics, the interests, were very different. They
+are, indeed, all changed. But tops are changeless, marbles are immortal,
+and so are boys and girls. They know nothing of the old house over which
+the Easy Chair becomes pensive. They belong to the new time, which
+demands its demolition.
+
+
+
+
+PROPER AND IMPROPER.
+
+
+LONGFELLOW has commemorated in a beautiful sonnet the
+delightful evenings of Mrs. Kemble's readings; and certainly it was a
+singular pleasure to see and to hear her. Her historic name associated
+her with her uncle John and her aunt Mrs. Siddons, and she had always
+the port of one conscious of a famous lineage. She used to say, with a
+half-humorous, half-proud emphasis, that she belonged to her majesty's
+players, and in her presence it was easy to believe that her majesty's
+players were an important body in the state. Her power of identification
+with the various characters in the plays, and the skill with which she
+maintained the individuality throughout, were always remarkable, and the
+symmetry and completeness of the whole performance left nothing to be
+criticised. The only observation that suggested itself might be that
+the stage traditions were evident in her rendering. But that, in turn,
+only suggested the further question whether the traditions were not
+worthy of respect. Dramatic and histrionic forms of art, like all
+others, are but representations of nature under certain conditions and
+limitations. They are not an imitation, a fac-simile, and every man will
+be at odds with any work of art in any kind who does not bear this in
+mind.
+
+The spectator complains of unnaturalness upon the stage; the substance
+of his feeling is that people do not talk and act so in ordinary life.
+That is true; but if the theatre should show us men and women doing upon
+the stage what they do in ordinary life, the theatre would be no more
+attractive than the street or the parlor. It is not the spectacle of
+ordinary life that we expect to see in the theatre. It is a view of
+human life and nature under ideal conditions, and it is as irrelevant to
+require that the player shall seem to us like the man with whom we have
+been transacting business as that he should speak plain prose instead
+of blank verse. If Mrs. Kemble had read the words of Rosalind or of
+Portia, of Shylock or Mercutio, as if they were neighbors of hers and
+people whom we were in the habit of meeting, the effect would have been
+ludicrous. When she came in--the Fanny Kemble of Talfourd and of the
+wild enthusiasm of the grandfathers of to-day, ripened into the comely
+and queenly woman--and seated herself at the little table on which the
+great volume lay open, she was the magician who was to open to us the
+realm of faery, the world of imagination, not to take us back into the
+familiar scenes of the world of New York or Chicago. The spell was
+resistless. The deep, rich, melodious voice flowed out like an enchanted
+singing river, along which we glided seeing visions and dreaming dreams.
+To sit and listen to her was like sitting and watching Titian laying on
+the canvas the gorgeous tints which before our eyes took on the forms of
+men and angels. A rarer, a more refined delight, which of us has known?
+Did it ever occur to us that Mrs. Kemble was doing anything improper,
+anything unwomanly? In the wonderful picture of Portia that "her voice's
+music" drew, was there anything a little repulsive, a little unfeminine?
+
+This question was suggested to the Easy Chair by the remark of one of
+the most devoted and delighted of all the listeners at those readings,
+that he was very sorry to see that the University of London had decided
+to admit women to all its degrees upon precisely equal terms with men.
+The secret reason of the regret, of course, is the feeling that there
+would be something unwomanly in the act of competing for a degree which
+would open the pursuit of professions--especially the medical
+profession--which are usually and often exclusively cultivated by men.
+
+Yet, when pressed, the Easy Chair's interlocutor admitted that there was
+nothing more essentially unfeminine in the practice of medicine by a
+woman than in the recitation of Shakespeare for the entertainment of a
+miscellaneous crowd. It is a question of habit, not of instinct, nor of
+principle, nor of reason. When the old Greek and Oriental idea of
+absolute seclusion and subordination is abandoned, a woman's reading
+from Shakespeare for the pleasure of the public is an action not
+different in kind from her practising medicine or serving on a school
+committee. This generation, however, is more used to the one than to the
+other. It is a habit, nothing more.
+
+Charles Lamb regrets in one of his later essays that "we have no
+_rationale_ of sauces, or theory of mixed flavors; as to show why
+cabbage is reprehensible with roast beef, laudable with bacon; why the
+haunch of mutton seeks the alliance of currant jelly, the shoulder
+civilly declineth it; why loin of veal (a pretty problem), being itself
+unctuous, seeketh the adventitious lubricity of melted butter; and why
+the same part in pork, not more oleaginous, abhorreth from it; ... why
+oysters in death rise up against the contamination of brown sugar, while
+they are posthumously amorous of vinegar; why the sour mango and the
+sweet jam by turns court and are accepted by the compilable mutton
+hash--she not yet decidedly declaring for either. We are as yet but in
+the empirical stage of cookery."
+
+It is not in cookery alone that this mystery is still unsolved. Why, for
+instance, should it seem a womanly use of Heaven's gift that Jenny Lind
+should sing for the pleasure of a thousand men, and something strange
+and unfeminine that Portia should plead with eloquence in a court to
+save a hapless woman from prison or the cord? Why is it fitting that
+Mrs. Kemble should professionally read Shakespeare, and "queer" that she
+should professionally attend women in peril and sickness? Do we not
+naturally and logically glide into the part of the citation from Lamb
+that we just now omitted?--"why salmon (a strong sapor _per se_)
+fortifieth its condition with the mighty lobster sauce, whose embraces
+are fatal to the delicater relish of the turbot." Must we not say that
+we are as yet but in the rudimentary knowledge of what is and is not
+feminine?
+
+When the example of the London University is not singular, but when all
+opportunities are opened equally to all talent and vocation, when it is
+not forbidden a woman to do any honorable work for which she is by
+nature and by study and training properly equipped, unless the laws of
+nature fail, will any greater catastrophe befall, will there be any more
+signal reversion of the order of things, than if cabbage should come at
+last to be eaten with roast beef, and currant jelly cement an alliance
+with the mutton's shoulder?
+
+
+
+
+BELINDA AND THE VULGAR.
+
+
+IT is perhaps because the Easy Chair sometimes discusses
+questions of behavior that it is occasionally asked to express an
+opinion upon more difficult social points. Thus it was lately requested
+to say whether it did not think that the great want of our society is a
+social standard. The inquiry was made by the lovely Belinda, who was
+charmingly dressed for a select party, and the Easy Chair was obliged to
+own that it did not at once comprehend the scope of the inquiry, and to
+seek an explanation. As Belinda proceeded to elucidate her meaning it
+seemed to be tolerably plain that she was contemplating some kind of
+rank, or visible and recognized distinction, which should separate
+"society" from what is not society, and it was impossible not to feel
+that, however high the dividing line, and however small the circle
+which it enclosed, she was herself included within it.
+
+The Easy Chair thereupon described to her a conversation which it held
+long ago with a distinguished man upon English social life and the
+advantages of an aristocracy. The distinguished man's views were very
+much like those which are set forth in Disraeli's "Sibyl" and
+"Coningsby," and which were known forty years ago as those of Young
+England. They proposed a national life blended of feudal romance and
+modern philanthropy. There was to be a gracious nobility of very blue
+blood which had been clarified in the veins of the Plantagenets, who
+were to live in stately castles in the midst of superb demesnes, and to
+be exceedingly good to their tenants and retainers, for whom there were
+to be May-poles, and flitches of bacon at Christmas, and greased poles
+to climb at appropriate times, and sacks to run races in, and who were
+to be visited at their neat little cottages, when they were ill, by the
+ladies from the castle, and who were to be industrious and obedient and
+humble and grateful, and, above all things, to know their place. The
+nobility were to own the land, and govern the country, and live in
+splendid idleness, and the happy peasantry were to do all the work, and
+bow respectfully when the nobility passed by, and go to bed when the
+curfew tolled, and to make no trouble.
+
+This was the Young England programme, and the Arcadia of the Disraeli
+novel. And this also showed its familiar features in the talk of the
+distinguished man as he bewailed the social bareness of American life
+and descanted upon the charm of an ancient and well-ordered society. But
+when the Easy Chair mischievously asked him whether he did not think
+that he might tire of the greased pole, and the dance upon the lawn, and
+the gracious patronage, and the respectful gratitude, the amusing
+bewilderment of the distinguished man showed that in his admiration of
+the society that he described he assumed always that he was to belong to
+the class that lived in the stately castles and benignly condescended to
+the humble cottagers. His view, therefore, was very simple. It was
+merely that he should like to live in splendid idleness, steeped in
+luxury, and surrounded by respectful servants.
+
+Belinda listened to this story, of which the Easy Chair made no
+application, with a slight blush; and to the polite inquiry, what kind
+of social standard she contemplated, she responded that she meant a
+certain fixed line which should exclude the vulgar. But she was
+immediately silent, as if reflecting upon a difficult proposition, and
+did not answer when she was asked what she thought would be the
+consequence of removing the vulgar from the circles which she considered
+most select.
+
+Her benevolent attention invited further question, especially as at the
+same moment a lady entered the room who bore one of the most noted
+family names in the country, and most familiar in fashionable annals, a
+family which delights to trace its lineage to a royal source. This proud
+dame had married her daughter as if by main force to a coroneted lord of
+hereditary acres. It was a familiar fact of the society in which she
+was a conspicuous figure, and it was impossible not to ask: "Can there
+be anything more coarsely vulgar than to sell a daughter for money and a
+title to a man for whom she does not care; and shall we begin to erect
+the social standard by expelling the vulgar offender?"
+
+Belinda was still silent, and the brilliant rooms began to fill and
+murmur with a gay company. Among them came the loud and diamonded Mrs.
+Smasher, to whose unparalleled fêtes even Belinda would be almost
+willing to request a card. The Smasher lineage is not renowned or regal;
+the Smasher mind is imperfectly educated; the Smasher manners are those
+of the suddenly rich who are not also suddenly refined.
+
+"Is any conceivable vulgarity greater than the Smasher vulgarity, O
+Belinda; and shall we continue these exercises by expelling also this
+essentially vulgar person?"
+
+Belinda was still silent. She has remained silent even to this day.
+
+
+
+
+DECAYED GENTILITY.
+
+
+DECAYED gentility has great interest for the
+novel-reader, and the man and woman who "have seen better days" are
+familiar figures in actual life. Hampton Court is regarded by some
+travellers with pensive regard as a kind of almshouse for this class of
+the indigent, and institutions nearer home are described with a
+deferential courtesy and avoidance as homes for decayed gentlewomen. It
+cannot be pleasant to the persons themselves to be so described, but the
+founders of such places have perhaps a comfortable sense of reflected
+honor, as if the impulse to provide a retreat of the kind were of itself
+a sign of "very gentility." Despite the plaintive little plea which the
+description itself urges for this decayed class of our fellow-beings,
+the people who "have seen better days" are not generally an engaging
+multitude. A person whose chief distinction is that he was once more
+prosperous than he is now seems to renounce any present claim upon
+consideration, and to offer his inability as a ground of regard. It is
+an appeal to pity, but pity of old has a disagreeable relative.
+
+The pathos of the appeal lies, first, in the sense of contrast, and then
+in the spiritual rather than the material poverty which it discloses.
+The lady who lets lodgings, and whose air and the allusions of whose
+conversation constantly suggest that she has seen better days, is a
+person who is mastered by circumstances, and therefore does not compel
+respect. But a woman who is the perfectly self-respecting lady fulfils
+simply the duty of the moment with no conscious appeal for sympathy; and
+if by chance you discover that she has been more prosperous, the fact
+that she has not the conceit of it strengthens your regard. For it is no
+personal credit to have been more prosperous. As your landlady shows you
+the convenience of the room, she lets fall that her father the Bishop,
+or her uncle the Senator, or her lamented cousin the millionaire would
+be deeply grieved if he could know that his kinswoman was actually
+letting lodgings.
+
+"Then, madam, you have seen better days?"
+
+"Ah, sir--"
+
+But how is it personally creditable to the good woman that her uncle was
+honorable and her cousin rich? She recalls the circumstances of others
+at the expense of her own character. The lodger wishes to hire rooms
+upon their own merits. He resents the bribery of pity to take them. If
+they are a little stuffy, they certainly seem no airier because his
+landlady once sat upon a crimson sofa and read novels all day long. If
+some philanthropist builds a retreat to which she can retire gratis, and
+pass her declining years in regretful recollection of the crimson sofa,
+so let it be. Such a retreat may be dedicated to sentimental repining.
+But a woman of spirit and character never becomes a decayed gentlewoman,
+however destitute she may be.
+
+This refusal to succumb to circumstances and to make the best of it,
+which is all that can be asked, is charmingly sketched in Lamb's Captain
+Jackson. The Captain's frugal table had the air of a feast, such was the
+magic of his cheerfulness. His plain cheese was served like Stilton or
+Roquefort, and slipping a shred of it upon his guest's plate, he
+contented himself with the rind, gayly declaring that the nearer the
+bone the sweeter the meat. Poverty was no pleasanter to him than to the
+rest of us. But had he gone to the almshouse he would not have
+complained, and in no word or sigh of his would you have discovered that
+he had seen better days.
+
+The family of Captain Jackson is by no means extinct. The other day the
+Easy Chair met one of them in Broadway--an elderly gentleman in a
+well-brushed, exceedingly threadbare suit, moving briskly along the
+pavement. His greeting was alert and courteous. There was a little chat
+of the day's news, a gay jest or two, and then good-morning. Half a
+century ago this was a young man about town, the heir of a fortune, a
+youth of "family" who dressed and drove and dined and danced like the
+golden youth of to-day. When the first Italian opera troupe came, he was
+nightly behind the scenes. In the circle of Knickerbocker wits he was
+one. He wrote verses, and had a kind of literary name. His portrait was
+published in a weekly paper. He sat at the good tables. His name was
+Fortunio.
+
+Everything is gone but the cheerful spirit. Nobody knows exactly how he
+lives, but only that it is in extreme poverty. But he preserves the tone
+of prosperity. He writes notes in a beautiful and graceful hand upon
+very cheap paper. "You remember our conversation the other morning about
+'Anstey's Bath Guide'; and if you will look in your _Fraser_ for this
+month, you will find that I was right." Here is the assumption that
+every gentleman takes _Fraser_, and that your correspondent may have
+dipped into his before you have looked at yours. Doubtless he had seen
+it--at some reading-room, perhaps, or on Brentano's counter.
+
+One day we had spoken of a famous author. A little while afterwards came
+a comely package containing an old and choice work of his, and a note:
+"Dear Easy Chair,--I thought it might be a pleasure to you to own this
+rather uncommon copy of an author whom you evidently admire, and which
+it is a pleasure to my shelves to spare." What a fine air of elegant
+leisure in a library! But the "shelves" were a few remnant books,
+probably worthless to sell, but affording the friendly soul true
+satisfaction in giving. Fortunio is not a decayed gentleman. His
+gentility, in the best sense, is in full vigor. Everything but that,
+indeed, is decayed. But there is no unmanly moping about better days,
+although in few men's lives could there be a sharper contrast between
+the past and the present.
+
+This cheerful steadiness is largely due to temperament, but it is not
+therefore beyond those who have not the same temperament. Character can
+emulate it. "It's bad enough to be poor," said one of the Captain
+Jackson family, "but it's a great deal worse to be sulky too." It is
+very easy, indeed, for prosperity to preach resignation to adversity,
+and to urge it to bear up bravely. But it is a true gospel, although it
+be easy to preach. Pure Lacrima Christi is as precious when poured from
+a glass of Murano as from a pewter mug.
+
+
+
+
+THE PHARISEE.
+
+
+THERE is no more beautiful and impressive passage in the
+New Testament than that which contrasts the Pharisee thanking God that
+he is not as other men are and the Publican who asks mercy as a sinner.
+But there is no passage, also, which has been more ingeniously
+perverted, and it is exceedingly amusing to hear Jeremy Diddler or
+Robert Macaire or Dick Turpin railing at honest and industrious men as
+Pharisees because they prefer honesty and industry to knavery.
+
+The taste for honesty and sobriety seems natural and simple enough, and
+the qualities themselves quite as valuable as those of Diddler, or even
+of Jonathan Wild the Great. But Jonathan will have none of them. They
+are Pharisaic impertinences. They are impracticable and visionary
+speculations, which assume heaven while yet we stand upon the green
+earth; and Mr. Wild, who assures us that he does not desire to pass
+himself off as better than other men, declares, with the noble candor
+which distinguishes him, that simple, downright dishonesty is good
+enough for him. He does not, indeed, choose that precise word, but he
+conveys that precise idea.
+
+'Tis a good trick, and it is generally sure of applause. But it is only
+another version of a familiar maxim, that when you have no argument, you
+must abuse the plaintiff's attorney. As a matter of fact, your client
+did steal the handkerchief, or forge the name, or fire the barn. But I
+ask you, gentlemen of the jury--you may well say--and I appeal to all
+good citizens, is not this ostentation of superior virtue, this fine air
+of moral indignation toward my client simply because he happened to slip
+his hand into the wrong pocket, a little suspicious? Are we angels? I
+ask your honor is this work-a-day world the celestial seat and the Mount
+of Vision, and is a man so very much better than his fellows merely
+because he rolls up his sanctimonious eyes with the Pharisee and thanks
+God that he is holier than other men? Nay, gentlemen, have we not in
+this sublime and immortal parable a Divine warning against this
+Phariseeism which denounces the slides and slips of our common frail
+humanity? I ask you, gentlemen, by your verdict not to place a premium
+upon that most odious of all repulsive arrogancies--Phariseeism.
+
+But it is upon the political platform that the gibes and sneers at
+Phariseeism are intended to be most stinging. The Honorable Jonathan
+Wild the Great comes out strong, as his henchmen truly declare, against
+his political opponents. With one vast comprehensive sneer he brands
+them as Pharisees, as if he were snorting consuming fire. It is not
+surprising, because they have had their eye upon Jonathan. They have
+seen him in bad company. They have caught him "conveying" public
+treasure. They know all about him, and he knows that they know all about
+him. He called himself Tweed, and he made a mesh of statutes to
+legalize robbery. But how good he was to the poor! How he distributed
+coal to the chilly! How he planted pinks and daisies in the City Hall
+Park, and made the Battery to bloom as the rose! How he received wedding
+gifts for his daughter from our best citizens; and how generously they
+subscribed to erect his statue to commemorate that bright flower of the
+State! And now a sneaking, mousing gang of would-be archangels prate
+about common honesty, and demand that public hands shall be clean hands!
+Fellow-citizens, Jonathan Wild is a man of the people. He doesn't
+pretend to be higher and purer and better than other men. He didn't
+graduate at a college, indeed, and he never read the Iliad in the
+original Greek. No, fellow-citizens, there is no cambric handkerchief
+and oh-de-cologne about him. He is just one of the boys. He whoops it up
+with the plain people, and, thank God, whatever he is, he is not a
+Pharisee.
+
+The argument is ingenious. It does not deny that he is a thief. It only
+insists that those who assert it are Pharisees--and Pharisees are so
+odious that it is much better to scoff at them than to punish Mr. Wild.
+There was a good old countryman who had been early taught to take men as
+they are, which means to consider them liars and rascals. One day a
+neighbor remarked to him that he thought that the old man had lost the
+money with which he bought voters, because, he said, while they take
+your money, the other side take their votes. "The deuce they do!" said
+the old countryman. "Yes," said the other; "and you will find, in the
+long-run, that political honesty is the best political policy." "You
+think so, do you?" was the reply. "Well, do you know that you're a
+blanked metaphysical Pharisee?"
+
+It is obvious that when the advocacy of common honesty in any relation
+of life is savagely and scornfully decried as Phariseeism, it is because
+somebody's withers are wrung. It is a plea of guilty. It is the cry of
+Squeers when the picture of Dotheboys Hall was displayed to the world:
+"I didn't do it." If a man demands honesty in politics, and it is
+retorted, "You're a Pharisee," it is because the dishonesty cannot be
+denied or disproved, and the retort is therefore a summons to all honest
+men to look out for thieves.
+
+To deride the demand for decency is to concede that anything but
+indecency is impracticable. If it be only Pharisees who insist that
+sugar shall not be sanded, that milk shall not be swill-fed, that coffee
+shall not be chiccory, that nutmegs shall not be wood, that cloth shall
+not be shoddy, that employés of the government shall not be forced to
+pay for their places, that public officers shall be honest, and that
+government shall not be venal, it is pleasant to think how many
+intelligent, upright, industrious, and practical Americans are
+Pharisaical.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MAVOURNEEN ON HER TRAVELS.
+
+
+THE passenger in the crowded street railway car is often
+disturbed by the conscious absorption of his masculine neighbors in
+their newspapers when a woman enters and looks for a seat. If she be
+young and pretty, there are apparently seats enough, however great the
+crowd, and even if a man is slow to rise, he may yet, with Mr. Readywit,
+exhort his son sitting upon his knee to get up and give the lady his
+seat. The impatient passenger, in his indignation at the want of
+courtesy upon the part of others, sometimes forgets, indeed, to rise
+himself. But there is always some Nathan comfortably seated farther away
+whose amused look says to the impatient but stationary David, "Thou art
+the man."
+
+It would be very unfair to generalize from this frequent situation that
+the American is uncourteous. On the contrary, he is the most truly
+polite man among men of all nations. Lady Mavourneen, who is familiar
+with the society and the manners of many countries, and who has been
+always accustomed to hear Americans in Europe described everywhere and
+with pungent emphasis as "those Americans," was amazed upon coming here
+to find universal courtesy. "In the street or at the railway station,"
+she said, "if I ask anybody any question, I receive the most prompt and
+polite reply. Everybody is at my service, not with much bowing or
+flourishing, but heartily and honestly. I have never seen such universal
+courtesy." When she was asked whether she had observed the absorption of
+the street-car passengers in their newspapers, she smiled and said that
+she had never been obliged to stand, because some one was sure to rise.
+But in Paris she said that often as she was passing to a seat Monsieur
+Crapeaud, raising his hat politely, and saying, warmly, _Pardon!_
+pressed by and secured the seat.
+
+Lady Mavourneen, who tells a little story with great humor, described a
+scene in a crowded church in Paris. An apparent lady was disturbing
+everybody by pushing along toward a distant chair in the row, when Lady
+Mavourneen arose to allow her to pass more easily, and the apparent lady
+immediately slipped into my lady's chair, and held it fast, saying only,
+in reply to her earnest remonstrance: "Madame, you left the chair; I
+took it. You have lost it. Voilà!" A vagabond of this kind took the seat
+of a gentleman who had risen to help a lady off a street car. When the
+gentleman returned he mentioned to the interloper that it was his seat.
+The interloper shrugged his shoulders, remarked that it was an empty
+seat when he took it, and that he should continue to occupy it. "If you
+don't get out of that seat, I'll take you out," was the rejoinder of the
+gentleman, whose shoulders were broad. The squatter scowled and
+abdicated.
+
+Lady Mavourneen found, what every lady will find, that she could travel
+everywhere in "the States" alone, with entire safety and surrounded by
+the utmost courtesy. The word "lady" with which she will be accosted by
+hackmen and porters and conductors is spoken with kindly respect, and
+even if some person in a lady's garb thrusts herself into the cue of
+passengers slowly advancing to the window of the ticket office to buy
+tickets, there may be sour looks and amazed stares, but she will
+generally have her way. So great is our courtesy that we honor the
+counterfeit claim. The source of the most serious objection to the
+demand of suffrage for women is the secret apprehension that men will
+lose their sincere deference, and treat women as they treat other men,
+thus robbing life of the tender romance of chivalric courtesy. Emerson
+says of the successful lover and his mistress, "She was heaven, while he
+pursued her as a star; can she be heaven if she stoops to such an one as
+he?"
+
+Yet, while this feeling is frequent, and seems to many very plausible,
+it is the true respect of the American for women which is the real
+strength of this very movement. The European sentiment for woman is
+still somewhat mediæval. She is still the goddess of the troubadours and
+the minnesingers, but a goddess who is treated as the South-sea
+Islanders treat their gods, beating them when they are not propitious.
+To the American she is Wordsworth's "Phantom of Delight" seen upon
+nearer view, and it is idle to prattle about her "sphere," as if she did
+not instinctively know it more truly than men. The universal courtesy
+which Lady Mavourneen remarked is essential respect and kindliness of
+feeling, which no more permits a man to gild his selfishness with a
+"Pardon" and a touching of his hat than it permits him to strike a
+woman.
+
+Yet although courtesy is essentially in the heart, and is kind feeling
+rather than respectful manner, it is not worth while to despise the
+manner. If we must choose between the good heart and suavity of address,
+between Boythorne and Lovelace, of course we shall choose Boythorne. But
+why not both? Why not the _mens sana in corpore sano?_ In "The Iron
+Pen," Longfellow says:
+
+ "And in words not idle and vain
+ I shall answer and thank you again
+ For the gift, and the grace of the gift,
+ O beautiful Helen of Maine!"
+
+It is not only the gift, it is the grace in giving which completes the
+charm.
+
+The young American of to-day puffs his cigarette in the face of his
+partner on the balcony, in the boat, or in the wagon, and smiles at the
+frilled Lothario of yesterday bowing in his flowered coat and paying
+stately compliments as stiff as her brocade to the dame whom he
+addresses. The youth is right in saying that the flowered coat and the
+stately compliment were the dress and the speech of an old sinner. But
+he would be right also if he remembered that familiarity breeds
+contempt, and that he may wisely distrust his feeling for any woman who
+does not put him upon his good behavior. The courtesy which Lady
+Mavourneen observed in the railway station and in the street was plain,
+but it was genuine. Respect naturally produces courtesy. Good manners
+are the cultivation of natural courtesy: the gift and the grace of the
+gift.
+
+This was the chief remembrance, and it was a unique and precious
+treasure, which Lady Mavourneen carried back to Europe from America.
+
+
+
+
+GENERAL SHERMAN.
+
+
+NONE of his great contemporaries was universally beloved
+more than General Sherman, perhaps none so much. The rare happiness was
+his not only of becoming famous by taking a great part in a great
+historic achievement, but of the complete enjoyment of fame. His later
+years forecast the future. He saw not only that his name would be
+remembered, but remembered with personal affection. Very few men have
+been able to foresee this, and very few more clearly than Sherman. It is
+due not to achievement alone, but to personal quality blended with
+achievement.
+
+In his last years he was wholly withdrawn from public affairs, and with
+extraordinary tact, although constantly in the public eye and mind, and
+although the sense of his historic personality, so to speak, was
+constant, he refrained from declarations upon pending public questions,
+and the remarks of his interviews were not devoted to subjects of
+general controversy. This was doubtless the result of his accurate
+apprehension of his relation to the country. He had been educated by it,
+and had served it as a soldier. He had strong convictions and was frank
+of speech, but he belonged to all. He could not well be a common
+partisan. He was apparently untouched by political ambition. If he had
+felt its spur at all, he was happily able to prefer the general
+permanent affectionate popular regard to the fierce enthusiasm of a
+political campaign and the passionate ardor of partisanship.
+
+Whatever the reason, he held aloof. Perhaps at one moment, had he
+assented, his name might have been caught up in a vast and tumultuous
+political convention, and to a burning and skilful appeal to patriotism
+and the still glowing memories of the war a palpitating party might have
+responded, and made him its leader. But if others doubted and hesitated
+he did not. He comprehended the situation as in a comprehensive and
+far-extending military movement. He knew himself, and he refused. The
+opportunity for which the most illustrious and the most famous of
+Americans have longed and labored and pined offered itself to him,
+unsought, unwished, and he smiled it away.
+
+Among the chief figures of the epoch of the war probably Lincoln and
+Sherman were the most individual and original. The most romantic and
+picturesque of the many renowned events of that time was the march to
+the sea. It has already a distinctive character, like that of the Greeks
+in Xenophon's story of the ten thousand. When the news of its successful
+issue reached this part of the country, it served to show the simple and
+honest patriotism of one of the more unfortunate of the Union generals.
+Burnside, after the explosion of the mine at Petersburg, had been
+relieved, and was staying with a company of friends at a country-house
+on Narragansett Bay. The company were all sitting one morning upon the
+spacious piazza, when a messenger rode up and announced Sherman's
+success. Burnside's delight was enthusiastic. All thought of himself
+vanished. The good cause only was in his mind and heart, and, running to
+his wife, he joyfully kissed her, saying, "I know that the company feels
+as I do, and will forgive me."
+
+It was the feeling of a soldier as simple and true-hearted and
+patriotic, but not so fortunate, as Sherman; and it was the same candor
+and manly sweetness of nature that softened Sherman's voice whenever he
+spoke of the soldiers of the war to whom fate had seemed to be unkind.
+He is gone, the last of the old familiar figures, some of his old foes
+bearing him tenderly to the grave. And are not Lincoln, Grant, Sherman,
+Sheridan, Porter, Seward, Chase, Stanton, Sumner, and their fellows,
+historic figures worthy to rank with the elder Revolutionary group dear
+to all Americans?
+
+
+
+
+THE AMERICAN GIRL.
+
+
+A PLEASING and constant topic of English writers is the
+American girl. One of the later commentators says of her, "American
+girls have shown they can receive, travel, and live without chaperons,
+escorts, or husbands, and are fast developing a bright, clear,
+intelligent, self-reliant, courageous, and refreshing variety of the
+human race." And again, "Even if in future years the slender Yankee
+belle is hidden behind the ampler beauty of the English matron, we may
+still hear from her lips the wit and shrewdness, the acute accent, the
+intelligent question, and the rapid repartee that proclaim her original
+nationality." The "society" pictures in the papers and magazines
+represent the dismay of the British matron with marriageable daughters
+as she surveys the avatar of the American divinity and rival. The
+essential differences of society in the two countries are at once
+suggested, and the alarm of the watchful parent is justified.
+
+The charm of Miss Austen's novels is their acknowledged fidelity of
+portraiture of the society with which they deal. They are miniatures,
+but the likeness is wrought with exquisite skill of detail, and as the
+American reader reflects he perceives that the great object of the game
+which they describe is eligible marriage. Indeed the motive of the novel
+in general is love and marriage. We open the book, we are at once
+introduced to Paul, and presently to Virginia, and we proceed over the
+pages until we hear the approaching beat of the Wedding March, which in
+fact we have heard from the first page, and we know that the end is at
+hand. But in the English novel of society, although the theme be
+marriage, it is not necessarily love. If that were essential, a host of
+rival fair ones with golden locks would bring no pang to the maternal
+bosom, because she would know that love will find out the one among the
+thousand.
+
+The passages that we have quoted apparently describe by contrast, which
+is a fact which does not seem to have occurred to the writer. Doubtless
+at heart he is loyal to the English girl, and does not admit even in
+debate that her supremacy of maidenhood can be disputed. When he says
+that American girls have shown that they can receive, travel, and live
+without chaperons, escorts, or husbands, he seems to mean that they have
+shown this distinctively as compared with other girls. When he adds that
+they are fast developing a bright, clear, intelligent, self-reliant,
+courageous, and refreshing variety of the human race, can he mean that
+those words describe a new variety of girl, and that it is not perfectly
+familiar in England? So in the other passage, when, supposing the
+American girl transformed into the British matron, he remarks, with
+evident admiration, "we may still hear from her lips the wit and
+shrewdness, the acute accent, the intelligent question, and the rapid
+repartee that proclaim her original nationality," would he have us
+understand that these are not the characteristics of the British matron
+of to-day? Or does he intimate only that the coming of the Americans
+will but enlarge the number of these delightful ladies?
+
+The writer certainly seems to describe by contrast, but he has wisely
+left a little cloud in which to envelop his retreat in case of
+emergency. Certainly we need not press him. Whatever he may think or say
+of the English girl, he has spoken well and truly of her American
+sister. His description applies to the girl who grows up amid the
+average conditions of American life, the girl who is portrayed in her
+more jejune condition in Henry James's Daisy Miller. The two chief
+qualities of that young woman, as represented by the shrewd and subtle
+artist, are self-respect and self-reliance. The perplexity of the
+phenomenon to the foreign reader lies in the fact that she does what the
+European girl without self-respect does.
+
+A distinguished writer in New York, no longer living, once said to the
+Easy Chair, with an air of consternation: "Do you know that the best
+girls in New York go without escort to the matinées at the Academy?
+Goodness knows what will be the end of it!" The good man was seriously
+troubled. He seemed to apprehend that the young woman who could go to a
+matinée without an escort would probably run off with a circus troupe,
+and presently ride--in a very short skirt--bare-backed horses in the
+ring. He evidently felt that the young women whom he had seen were in
+grave danger of losing maidenly reserve, and that their conduct betrayed
+a want of refinement of feeling. The secret of his alarm lay in the fact
+that the social conventions of foreign society had acquired in his mind
+the force of rules of morality. He shared the feelings of the delightful
+lady who remarked that in her opinion it was immodest to go abroad
+without gloves. Nothing is more common than this confusion of mind, and
+one of the advantages of genuinely American society is that it
+dissipates such illusions. The Lady Mavourneen, who was familiar with
+the finest society both in France and England, said that the respect
+shown to women in this country was so sincere and universal that she
+should not hesitate to cross the continent alone. Why, then, should the
+Easy Chair's friend have been troubled that young women went unattended
+to the concert at the Academy? Every man there would have been their
+instant defender against insult. But they went, and they were allowed to
+go, because the insult was more improbable than fire, while the defence
+was sure.
+
+In what is called distinctively society in large cities there is a great
+deal of the feeling evinced by the observer at the Academy. There is
+abundant regard for misplaced conventions. Young women in Vienna and
+Paris who go unattended are generally working-women or another class,
+and as working-women are not respected by Lovelace and Lothario, they
+are exposed to insult. To avoid the chance of insult, therefore, a young
+woman must have an escort in a partially civilized city like Paris or
+Vienna. But no presumption lies against any woman in America. Her
+self-respect and self-reliance are unquestioned, and American women,
+old and young, are perpetually passing in railway trains by day and
+night from one part of the country to another, unsuspected and
+unsuspecting.
+
+In a country where social classes are not permanent or rigidly defined,
+as hitherto in America they have not been, the daughter as well as the
+son of the house contemplates the possibility of self-support. In such a
+country the harem view of the sphere and occupation of woman, however
+modified, wholly disappears. The word "obey" gradually vanishes from the
+marriage service, or is smoothed away by interpretation. The ideal of
+woman changes, and, as we think in America, improves. All the excellent
+qualities which the London writer attributes to the American girl spring
+from this change, from social conditions which foster self-respect and
+self-reliance. The demand of the suffrage, the rise of the woman's
+college, the challenge to the great universities to lift up their gates
+that woman may come in, show no decline of the feminine ideal of woman,
+but its transformation from the fancy of a goddess or a toy into the
+old Scriptural conception of the helpmeet.
+
+The British matron, as she scrutinizes what she may hold to be an
+invader of her realm, will not find that in any feminine quality or
+grace, even to the most exquisite taste in dress, or delicate charm of
+manner, or essential refinement of mind, Pocahontas defers to Boadicea.
+Where the American imitates the English or any other, as when the
+English girl affects the French, she must suffer from the inevitable
+inferiority of all imitation. When her self-reliance is boisterous, or
+without tact and fine perception, Daisy Miller will be as crude and
+distasteful as Lady Clara Vere de Vere is heartless and cruel. But
+Rosalind and Viola and Beatrice, and Tennyson's Eleanore and Adeline and
+Margaret, meet in the American a sister of the same lineage as their
+own, bred in an atmosphere most fortunate and fair.
+
+
+
+
+ANNUS MIRABILIS.
+
+
+This year, the centenary of the opening of our national constitutional
+epoch, will be a Washington year. As on a saint's day there is a special
+service in his honor, so through all this year there will be especial
+remembrance of Washington, and natural self-congratulation that in him
+we have a glory beyond that of other nations. The last striking tribute
+to him is also most timely, for it is that of Mr. Bryce in his "American
+Commonwealth," whose publication happily coincided with the opening of
+this _annus mirabilis_. He says, in speaking of Hamilton's death, "One
+cannot note the disappearance of this brilliant figure, to Europeans the
+most interesting in the earlier history of the republic, without the
+remark that his countrymen seem to have never, either in his lifetime or
+afterward, duly recognized his splendid gifts." The explanation of this
+seeming want of appreciation is, however, very characteristic, for it
+lies in the instinctive American regard for morality.
+
+Mr. Bryce touches it when he proceeds: "Washington, indeed, is a far
+more perfect character. Washington stands alone and unapproachable, like
+a snow-peak rising above its fellows into the clear air of morning, with
+a dignity, constancy, and purity which have made him the ideal type of
+civic virtue to succeeding generations. No greater benefit could have
+befallen the republic than to have such a type set from the first before
+the eye and mind of the people." That benefit is incalculable, and it
+will be acknowledged with every form of stately ceremonial and of
+eloquent enthusiasm during this year.
+
+The great event of 1789 was Washington's inauguration as President, and
+it is the most important event in the annals of the city. The
+cosmopolitan character of the city from its settlement and in the early
+time of the little town, when it was said that more than a dozen
+different languages were spoken in its streets, down to the present,
+when it is the third or fourth city in size upon the globe, has always
+checked the sentiment of local pride which is so great a force in the
+development of a community. Among all the original States New York has
+seemed to care least for its significant events and its great men. That
+the Revolution was tactically largely a contest for the control of the
+Hudson, that the contest culminated at Saratoga, and that the new
+national order which resulted from the Revolution began in the city of
+New York, are facts which are known, indeed, but which have not grown
+into a proud tradition universally cherished and constantly repeated and
+celebrated like similar great events in New England.
+
+This year, however, the last event, Washington's inauguration, will be
+the occasion of a great national observance. The President and cabinet,
+Senators and Representatives and judges, distinguished delegates from
+every State, will attend, and there will be religious and oratorical
+exercises and civil and military display. One fact, indeed, invests such
+a celebration with especial triumph. It is that while the government
+which was organized a hundred years ago was unprecedented in form and
+wholly untried in the experience of states, and while it was regarded
+with interest but with incredulity as essentially unequal to the great
+shocks of fate to which other states have succumbed, it has passed,
+within the century, not only unshaken but strengthened, through the most
+tremendous and prolonged ordeal to which such a government could be
+submitted.
+
+Chief among its extraordinary good fortunes at its organization was that
+of the presence of a man without whom at that time its establishment
+would have been hardly possible. The French Minister at the time of the
+inauguration wrote home to his government that it was the universal
+confidence in Washington which secured assent to the Constitution. John
+Lamb, who was unfriendly to the Constitution, told Hamilton in Wall
+Street that only his faith in Washington overcame his repugnance to it.
+The hour had plainly come for union, but except for the man it is
+probable that union would not then have been effected.
+
+The value of Washington to his country transcends that of any other man
+to any land. Take him from the Revolution, and all the fervor of the
+Sons of Liberty would seem to have been a wasted flame. Take him from
+the constitutional epoch, and the essential condition of union, personal
+confidence in a leader, would have been wanting. Franklin, when the work
+of the Constitutional Convention was completed, said that until then he
+had not been sure whether the sun depicted above the President's chair
+was a rising or a setting sun, but now his doubt was solved. Yet it was
+not the symbolic figure above the chair, it was the man within it, which
+should have forecast the great result to that sagacious mind.
+
+From the moment that independence was secured no man in America saw
+more clearly the necessity of national union, or defined more wisely
+and distinctly the reasons for it. He is the chief illustration in a
+popular government of a great leader who was not also a great orator.
+Perhaps that fact gave a solid force to his influence by depriving all
+his expressions of a rhetorical character, and preserving in them
+throughout a simplicity and moderation which deepened the impression of
+his comprehensive sagacity. He was felt as both an inspiring and a
+sustaining power in the preliminary movement for union, and by natural
+selection he was both President of the Convention and the head of the
+government which it instituted. John Adams was Vice-President, and
+Hamilton and Jefferson were in the cabinet. After Washington himself,
+they were the three most eminent figures in the country. But it is not
+possible to conceive any one of them organizing and establishing the new
+system without controversy which would have rent it asunder.
+
+Indeed this year commemorates the auspicious beginning of the most
+arduous task which devolved upon Washington, and which transcends that
+to which any other man in history has been called. Yet how little in his
+performance of that task his countrymen would change! During the course
+of the century they have been divided largely upon views of the
+Constitution and upon principles of administration, and have engaged in
+a long and momentous civil war, but they would certainly not desire that
+any chief act of Washington's administration should have been other than
+it was. He acted without precedent, but with the calm majesty of
+rectitude, and although the serpent of party spirit struck at him as he
+retired, no honest partisan to-day either distrusts his motives or
+doubts his wisdom.
+
+It is a benignant fortune that so great a celebration as that of this
+year is an act of homage to so great a man. It was his happiness to know
+the affectionate reverence in which he was held. The memoirs and letters
+of the time show that Washington's was not a tardy and posthumous
+greatness, but that those who knew him best honored him most, and that
+America was conscious of the worth of her chief citizen. One of the most
+striking contemporary personal tributes to him is that of John Bernard,
+the English actor, who was in this country at the close of the last
+century, and who met Washington near the end of his life, by chance and
+without knowing him, near Mount Vernon.
+
+Bernard had paid a visit to a friend upon the banks of the Potomac, and
+was returning upon horseback to Alexandria behind a chaise which seemed
+to be in difficulties, and was presently upset. The actor hastened to
+the rescue simultaneously with another horseman, and after some
+exertions they succeeded in placing the occupants of the chaise--a man
+and woman, who were fortunately not injured--again upon their way. After
+their departure Bernard's companion politely offered to dust his coat,
+and in returning the favor Bernard made a close survey of his
+companion.
+
+ "He was a tall, erect, well-made man, evidently advanced in years,
+ but who seemed to have retained all the vigor and elasticity
+ resulting from a life of temperance and exercise. His dress was a
+ blue coat buttoned to his chin and buckskin breeches. Though the
+ instant he took off his hat I could not avoid the recognition of
+ familiar lineaments--which, indeed, I was in the habit of seeing on
+ every sign-post and on every fire-place--still I failed to identify
+ him."
+
+Washington recognized Bernard as the actor whom he had "had the pleasure
+of seeing perform" in Philadelphia during the previous winter, and after
+some pleasant chat an invitation to ride with him to Mount Vernon, only
+a mile distant, revealed to Bernard the name of his companion. He was
+profoundly impressed, and upon reaching Mount Vernon they found that
+Mrs. Washington was indisposed, and the General ordered refreshments
+into a little parlor looking upon the Potomac.
+
+At some length his guest describes the commanding presence of
+Washington, in which "a feeling of awe and veneration stole over you."
+During a conversation of an hour and a half "he touched on every topic
+that I brought before him with an even current of good sense, if he
+embellished it with little wit or verbal elegance."
+
+ "When I mentioned to him the difference I perceived between the
+ inhabitants of New England and of the Southern States, he remarked:
+ 'I esteem those people greatly; they are the stamina of the Union,
+ and its greatest benefactors. They are continually spreading
+ themselves, too, to settle and enlighten less favored quarters. Dr.
+ Franklin is a New-Englander.' When I remarked that his observations
+ were flattering to my country, he replied, with great good-humor:
+ 'Yes, yes, Mr. Bernard, but I consider your country the cradle of
+ free principles, not their arm-chair. Liberty in England is a sort
+ of idol; people are bred up in the belief and love of it, but see
+ little of its doings. They walk about freely, but then it is
+ between high walls; and the error of its government was in
+ supposing that after a portion of their subjects had crossed the
+ sea to live upon a common, they would permit their friends at home
+ to build up those walls about them.'
+
+ "A black coming in at this moment with a jug of spring-water, I
+ could not repress a smile, which the General at once interpreted.
+ 'This may seem a contradiction,' he continued, 'but I think you
+ must perceive that it is neither a crime nor an absurdity. When we
+ profess, as our fundamental principle, that liberty is the
+ inalienable right of every man, we do not include madmen or idiots;
+ liberty in their hands would become a scourge. Till the mind of the
+ slave has been educated to perceive what are the obligations of a
+ state of freedom, and not to confound a man's with a brute's, the
+ gift would insure its abuse. We might as well be asked to pull down
+ our old warehouses before trade has increased to demand enlarged
+ new ones. Both houses and slaves were bequeathed to us by
+ Europeans, and time alone can change them--an event, sir, which,
+ you may believe me, no man desires more heartily than I do. Not
+ only do I pray for it on the score of human dignity, but I can
+ clearly foresee that nothing but the rooting out of slavery can
+ perpetuate the existence of our Union, by consolidating it in a
+ common bond of principle.'"
+
+At the end of a century which has vindicated his view so nobly and so
+completely it is pleasant to read these words, and in this new and vivid
+glimpse of our Washington to find only a stronger title to our
+veneration. Bernard recalls the words of De Chastellux:
+
+ "The great characteristic of Washington is the perfect union which
+ seems to subsist between his moral and physical qualities, so that
+ the selection of one would enable you to judge of all the rest. If
+ you are presented with medals of Trajan or Cæsar, the features will
+ lead you to inquire the proportions of their persons; but if you
+ should discover in a heap of ruins the leg or arm of an antique
+ Apollo, you would not be curious about the other parts, but content
+ yourself with the assurance that they were all conformable to those
+ of a god."
+
+
+
+
+STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK IN 1889.
+
+
+The Easy Chair recently spoke of the statue of Longfellow which has been
+erected in the city of Portland, where he was born, and "Charter Oak,"
+writing from Connecticut, asks why there is as yet no statue of
+Washington Irving in Central Park, the beautiful sylvan resort of his
+native city of New York. It is a question which the Easy Chair has
+already asked, and which must constantly suggest itself in the spacious
+public grounds which are becoming the most comprehensive of Walhallas.
+The London _Times_ calls Westminster Abbey "our Walhalla," meaning that
+of England only. But the pleasure-ground of New York is truly a
+Pantheon. It is dedicated to all the gods except its own. With unwonted
+metropolitan modesty the city honors especially those who are not
+children of New York.
+
+Webster is there, but not John Jay; Shakespeare and Scott and Burns and
+Dante and Halleck even, but not Irving. It is grotesque that a space set
+apart in New York for recreation, and decorated with marbles and bronzes
+commemorating illustrious men, and among them authors and statesmen,
+should still lack a fitting memorial of the greatest statesman and the
+greatest author who were born in the city. Webster's famous panegyric of
+Jay, that when the ermine of the Chief-Justiceship fell upon his
+shoulders it touched nothing that was not as pure as itself, suggests
+that a statue of John Jay might be of peculiar service as an object of
+admonitory meditation in the bowery seclusion of a city that more
+recently contemplated a statue to Tweed. In Couture's picture of the
+"Decadence of the Romans," behind the luxurious and voluptuous groups of
+intoxicated revellers in the foreground stand in sad severity the
+statues of the elder Romans surveying the scene. In the lofty aspect of
+Jay, filling with calm dignity the seclusion of some winding walk, would
+there be felt amazement and reproof? Is it to escape the sculptured
+rebuke of contrast with the civic heroes of to-day that it is not seen,
+and that the eye of the student who reflects that the city of New York
+has contributed few very great names to our history seeks in vain the
+statue of John Jay in Central Park?
+
+Irving has every claim to this especial distinction. It is his kindly
+genius which made the annals of New Amsterdam the first work of our
+creative literature, and which invested the great river of New York with
+imperishable romance. Undoubtedly he wrote those annals in characters of
+rollicking fun, and even over the heroism of the doughty Peter
+Stuyvesant he has cast a humorous halo. But not all our authors combined
+are so identified with New York as Irving. His earlier squib of
+"Salmagundi" treats "the town" with an arch memory of the Spectator
+loitering in London, and his spell was such that in a later day Dennett,
+in the _Nation_, happily nicknamed the work of the talent which he had
+quickened the Knickerbocker literature.
+
+The same genius in a tenderer mood colored the shores of the Hudson with
+the softest hues of legend. The banks at Tarrytown stretching backward
+to Sleepy Hollow, the broad water of the Tappan Zee, the airy heights of
+the summer Katskill, were mere landscape, pleasing scenery only, until
+Irving suffused them with the rosy light of story, and gave them the
+human association which is the crowning charm of landscape. In many a
+scene a hundred mountain ranges survey the lower land far reaching to
+the ocean. The scene is grand, but nameless, bare of tradition, and
+forgotten. But where
+
+ "The mountains look on Marathon,
+ And Marathon looks on the sea,"
+
+the eye and the heart are enchanted with the story of Greece and its
+heroic human associations.
+
+In the first century of our literature, which is ending, very few of our
+authors have laid this legendary spell upon American scenes as Irving
+did upon the Hudson. They have not much endeared the country to the
+popular imagination, like Burns and Scott in Scotland, where every hill
+and stream and bird and flower is reflected individually and fondly in
+tale and song. The Easy Chair once met at Niagara a young Scotchman who
+had come straight from his native land, and at every turn and glimpse
+upon Goat Island and along the banks of the river he fairly bubbled and
+murmured with the music of Burns and the other poets about Scottish
+streams and scenes, of which he was reminded at every step. So in his
+"Poems of Places" Longfellow reveals the charm which literature imparts
+to scenery--a charm which he illustrates in his "Nuremberg" and "Belfry
+at Bruges," and in his "Lost Youth," with its beautiful pictures of
+Portland, a poem which probably gives to a larger number of persons a
+more distinct and pleasing interest in that delightful city than
+anything else connected with it.
+
+Irving is the magician who has cast this glamour upon New York, the
+roaring mart of trade, the humming hive of industry. He shows us in
+these crowded and hurried streets the leisurely forms of old Dutch
+burghers, their comely wives and buxom daughters, and their tranquil
+existence. Upon this very spot, which thus becomes a palimpsest, one
+life over-writing another, he awakens a romantic interest which gives it
+an endless fascination. He is thus a universal benefactor.
+
+His Rip Van Winkle, indolent but kindly vagabond that he is, asserts the
+charm of a loitering life in the woods and fields, against all the
+tremendous energy and lucrative devotion to dollars, the overpowering
+crowd and crushing competition, of the whirring emporium. It is not
+necessary to defend poor Rip, or justify him as a moral exemplar. Pax,
+good Zeal-in-the-land Busy! But how soothing, as we mop our brows in the
+ardent struggle, and waste our lives in the furious accumulation of the
+means of living, to behold that figure stretched by the brook, or
+pleasing the children, or sauntering homeward at sunset! Other figures
+allure us, but still he holds his place. The new writers create their
+worlds. The new standards, another literary spirit, a fresh impulse,
+appear all around us. But still Rip Van Winkle lounges idly by, an
+unwasted figure of the imagination, the first distinct creation of our
+literature, the constant, unconscious satirist of our life.
+
+The edicts of Fortune are caprices. Halleck, who sang of Marco Bozzaris,
+has his statue in the Park. Bryant still awaits his, and Irving, first
+of all, is without his memorial. The Germans have justly honored
+Humboldt in our Walhalla, the Scotch have commemorated Burns, the
+Italians have given to it Mazzini. The Puritan Pilgrim, ancestor of
+distinctive America, New England in bronze, is properly there. But
+where, asked the thoughtful child, reading the epitaphs in the
+graveyard, where be the bad people buried? Those whom the statues recall
+are all well and wisely honored in this most cosmopolitan of countries
+and of cities. But where, amid Germans and Italians and Scotchmen and
+great New-Englanders--where be the New-Yorkers?
+
+
+
+
+THE GRAND TOUR.
+
+
+Nobody could have written this book--a London Review recently said of
+Longfellow's "Hyperion"--who could have reached the Rhine in a few
+hours. It needed the ocean, thought the critic, to make the Rhine and
+Switzerland remote and romantic to the poet. But he forgot "Childe
+Harold," a book written by an Englishman, which has given to the Rhine
+and Italy a more romantic glamour for John Bull upon his travels than
+any book he reads. It is not the distance, it is the imagination
+susceptible to association which is the secret.
+
+The traveller of to-day is not likely to be affected as his father was
+by the melancholy melody of Byron; but it is an interesting illustration
+of the power of his genius that Byron has imposed his interpretation of
+so many scenes upon the mind of the modern English and American
+observer. His view makes Italy, as Sir Thomas Lawrence's portrait of
+John Kemble made Hamlet. If we stand in the Capitol and look at the
+Dying Gladiator, we must also see "his young barbarians all at play"
+upon the Danube. If at Terni we see the Velino "cleave the wave-worn
+precipice," the Byronic lines murmur along our lips. As we step into the
+gondola and glide gently upon the Grand Canal, memory keeps time to the
+measure of the dipping oar with the words whose charm is unexhausted:
+
+ "In Venice Tasso's echoes are no more,
+ And silent rows the songless gondolier."
+
+At "a tomb in Arqua," at "Clarens, sweet Clarens," we are still led,
+like Dante, by the singing guide. The Guide-book is full of him. The
+travel-books are full of him. He is familiar almost to commonplace. Who
+comes to "Belgium's capital" for the first time without listening for
+"the sound of revelry"? Who goes to the field of Waterloo remembering
+"the unreturning brave," and does not sigh,
+
+ "And Ardennes waves above them her green leaves."
+
+Sitting quietly here in a great land which looks to the future, not to
+the past, it is pleasant to think of the throngs of travellers who have
+gone hence for a summer wandering in Europe. Yet so intense is the
+delight of European travel, so freshly remembered is it when almost
+another generation of travellers are ready to begin their journey, that
+the patriarch who goes to the wharf to say farewell to the newer
+voyagers looks at them with tenderness and pity, and there is even a
+sadness in his congratulations, not because they are sailing away, but
+because he cannot believe that they will find what he found, nor
+possibly enjoy what he enjoyed. These newer voyagers will see a France
+and a Switzerland and an Italy; they will eat oranges at Sorrento, and
+gaze upon the Mediterranean from Capri, and hear the fisher's song at
+Amalfi: but they will not hear and see through the enchantment of
+lapsed years.
+
+In his lively book of travelling letters Dr. Bellows says that he went
+up the Nile in a steamer of seventy berths. An ancient mariner of the
+Nile cannot comprehend it. In a steamer? With paddles or screws whisking
+the water? And steam blowing off? Making innumerable miles a day? The
+round trip to Philæ in two weeks, or a week? But how could you see
+Egypt, or feel it? That slow floating southward upon white wings; the
+sinking deeper and farther from the world we knew; the sense of infinite
+strangeness and distance; the weeks passing with no sign of accustomed
+life; slowly, one by one, the temples, the tombs; in the still days the
+crew dragging the boat along and singing the wild minor refrain; a
+voyage of wonder and of dreams--is that Egypt to be seen in a steamer?
+It is useless to say that you may go in the old way if you choose. You
+cannot go in the old way, because it is no longer what it was, if there
+be a newer. You may drive from London to Oxford. But is that going by
+the old English stage-coach when it was the only way, when the guard
+wound his horn, and the cherry-nosed coachman threw down the ribbons at
+each relay, and the neat inns stood smiling with open doors, and
+tra-la-la sped the nimble team by the park gate and the hawthorn hedge?
+You may go by sloop from New York to Albany. But is that now the
+romantic Hudson voyage which it was when it could be made in no other
+way?
+
+No sensible ancient mariner will quarrel with all this, nor desire to
+banish the steamer of seventy berths from the Nile. When he shakes a
+farewell hand with the youth who are going to run up to Rome by train,
+and are _not_ going to stop at a certain point upon the Campagna, and
+run forward to the top of a hill whence they can see far away upon the
+horizon the faintly outlined dome of St. Peter's--and who are _not_
+going from Leghorn to Florence through the grape harvest, their carriage
+heaped with the luscious clusters, but are to whiz through Tuscany in
+an hour or so, the regret in his tone is not personal or selfish, it is
+for a whole order of things passed away.
+
+Such an ancient mariner would, however, be indeed sorry if he supposed
+that anybody suspected him of a very common and very odious kind of
+remark, against which he kindly warns all the throngs of travellers of
+whom mention has been made. The remark in question may be called the
+capping remark. Thus one traveller says to another--as Marco Polo to
+George Sandys--
+
+"You went to Jerusalem?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And to Jericho?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And to the Jordan?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Did you see the white stone on the bottom near where the river flows
+into the Dead Sea?"
+
+"Well--let me see! I don't exactly seem to remember that I did precisely
+see that."
+
+"Ah!" replies Marco Polo.
+
+It is a very brief sound, but being interpreted it means, "Then, my
+dear George Sandys, you might just as well not have seen the Jordan at
+all." Not that the white stone was famous or worth seeing, but that
+Marco Polo wished to "rub in" upon George Sandys's mind the conviction
+that he, Polo, had seen more than he, Sandys, in the same direction.
+
+This capping process sometimes leads to very droll results. Young Green
+heard Gray and Brown comparing their notes of travel. Each was naturally
+anxious to have seen and done rather more than the other; but it
+appeared that each had been in about the same places, and had had very
+much the same experience.
+
+"Lago Maggiore is a lovely sheet of water," remarked Gray.
+
+"Truly exquisite," replied Brown.
+
+"And Isola Bella is most beautiful," suggested Gray.
+
+"Dear me! dear me!" approvingly assented Brown.
+
+"How high is the statue of San Carlo Borromeo?" asked Gray.
+
+"About sixty feet," answered Brown.
+
+"It's a wonderful prospect from his eye," said Gray.
+
+"Whose eye?" asked Brown.
+
+"San Carlo Borromeo's," replied Gray, whose mind instantly suspected
+that he had caught the adversary, and who followed up his advantage
+vigorously and suddenly. "Of course you went up San Carlo?"
+
+"Up San Carlo? You mean the church at--"
+
+"Oh no! the statue on Lago Maggiore."
+
+"Went up the statue! what do you mean?" snapped Brown, foreseeing
+discomfiture.
+
+"Oh! I thought you probably knew," retorted the triumphant Gray, "that
+the statue is hollow."
+
+"Oh! ah! yes!" returned Brown, indifferently.
+
+"And you didn't go up?" pressed Gray.
+
+"Not exactly," feebly rejoined Brown.
+
+"Nor sit in his nose?" continued Gray.
+
+"Not exactly," muttered Brown.
+
+"Nor look out of his eyes?" said Gray.
+
+"I thought I wouldn't," murmured Brown, in full retreat.
+
+"Oh!" smiled Gray, with the air of David holding the head of Goliath by
+the hair, and displaying it to mankind--"oh!"
+
+Young Green heard all this, and he resolved that whatever he did not do
+when he went to Europe, he would at all hazards sit in the nose of San
+Carlo Borromeo. The next year he came to Lago Maggiore. He saw the
+statue. He remembered the conversation and his high resolve, and he
+essayed the deed. It was fearful. He tore his hands; he tore his
+clothes; he was half suffocated; and, wedging himself into the nose, he
+stuck fast, and was only rescued at the peril of his life. When he told
+Gray afterward, and reminded him of the colloquy with Brown, that
+experienced traveller laughed until the tears ran down his cheeks. "My
+dear Green," said he, "I never went up the confounded thing; but it was
+necessary to take Brown down somehow, and I employed the good saint for
+the purpose." He laughed again to tears; but Mr. Green soberly resolved
+that he would eschew the capping talk of travel. And he chose the wiser
+course.
+
+The truth is that Green should not trust too much the tales, nor indeed
+the regrets, of the ancient mariners.
+
+ "For travellers tell no idle tales,
+ But fools at home believe them."
+
+Certainly when this one remarks that he feels in saying farewell that
+young Green will never see the Europe that he saw, he has not the
+remotest idea of dimming his bright hope nor of asserting an advantage.
+What is it, indeed, but a way of saying that he is no longer the same
+man he was? If he were, what would be the gain of travel? It is not only
+an enlargement of the scenery of the mind, not only a richer and more
+various memory that he has acquired, but a riper experience. He has
+grown wiser; and perhaps all that he feels when he shakes Green's
+parting hand is that Green is not so wise as he will one day be.
+
+
+
+
+"EASY DOES IT, GUVNER."
+
+
+Dickens's Rogue Riderhood, who says "Easy does it, guvner," was a very
+practical man. But there is no motto which is more susceptible of
+perversion. Mr. Seward said the same thing in his last great speech. "I
+early learned from Jefferson that in politics we must do what we can,
+not what we would." It is not only plausible, but it is true. Yet its
+truth can be most readily abused to defeat everything for which it is
+urged.
+
+ "'I weep for you,' the walrus said;
+ 'I deeply sympathize.'
+ With tears and sobs he sorted out
+ Those of the largest size,
+ Holding his pocket-handkerchief
+ Before his streaming eyes."
+
+It was necessary that the walrus should eat, and it was very sad that
+the oysters should satisfy the necessity. But it is obvious that wicked
+walruses who have no intention whatever of not eating oysters would sob
+aloud with heart-rending vehemence as proof of a virtue which they do
+not possess. The foes of progress are always anxious that its friends
+should go easily. "Easy does it, guvner." But meanwhile they are
+anything but easy in obstructing. In the race, the sly gentleman who
+bets on Tom whispers confidentially to the jockey who rides Jerry that
+he had better "go easy." The friends of the saloon hope that the true
+friends of temperance are aware that the only way of success is to avoid
+fanaticism. But they omit to hide their bodies as well as their heads,
+for they are unsparing fanatics on their own behalf.
+
+When Gustavus, in deference to his dear Griselda, promised to begin to
+reform the baleful habit of smoking, his Griselda was jocund as the
+dawn. But at the end of a week she did not observe that there were fewer
+cigars consumed, and she pleasantly asked him if the good resolution had
+escaped his memory. "By no means," he answered; "quite the contrary.
+But you remember what Rogue Riderhood said, 'Easy does it, guvner.' We
+must move warily upon the intrenched enemy, dearest Grizzle. Remember
+that Rome was not built in a day." Griselda remembered faithfully. But
+still the cigars continued, and upon a further gentle remonstrance
+Gustavus rejoined: "Certainly; but we must be reasonable. There are many
+steps, my dear Griselda. In siege operations the great masters of war
+approach by parallels, after making ample and thorough preparation. That
+is what I am doing. I am beginning to prepare to begin. Easy does it,
+you know. Don't forget Rome."
+
+Still Gustavus smoked, and still Griselda waited, and at the end of six
+months she asked with a smile how far he had advanced in abandoning the
+habit of smoking. "Dear Grizzle," he answered, "you remember the weeds
+that sprang up and soon withered because they had no depth of soil. I
+wish my reform of this naughty habit to be well rooted, that it may long
+endure. None of your spasmodic virtue, your superficial goodness, for
+me! Great reforms, even in personal habits, my dear Mrs. Gustavus,
+cannot be accomplished in a day. Even Rome was not built in that time. I
+am working for great results, to which all my tastes and habits must
+conform. I must lay the foundations broad and deep. Easy does it, my
+rose-bud."
+
+Gustavus continues to smoke, and Easy continues to do it. But there is
+another saying quite as wise as that of Rogue Riderhood, which exhorts
+him who puts his hand to the plough not to look back. The trouble with
+Riderhood's apothegm is that it supplies an endless excuse for not doing
+it. If the habit is too strong, and will not budge, you can soothe your
+conscience and make the most plausible of pleas by insisting that human
+nature and long custom and uniform tradition and the honest doubt
+whether smoking is, after all, injurious, must all be carefully
+considered. That is what Dickens also calls the great art of how not to
+do it. "My son, if you wish a thing done, do it yourself; if not, send,"
+said the wise father; and the pioneers, the men without whose one idea
+and uncompromising energy and conciliation nothing would be
+accomplished, say with Sumner. "There is but one side," and with Cato,
+"_Delenda est Carthago_."
+
+It is true that everything cannot be done at once, but something must be
+done all the time; and you will observe that it is not when the work is
+advancing, but when it stops or goes backward, that we hear the familiar
+wisdom of the Rogue that Easy does it. That is what makes it a
+suspicious saying, "What are you doing, sir?" thundered the master to
+the boy. "Nothing, sir," replied the frightened pupil. "Just as I
+thought, sir. Don't you know that your business is to do something?"
+When a man says "Easy does it," he may be doing all that he can but the
+immense probability, the almost absolute certainty, is that he is doing
+nothing, or, like the amiable Gustavus, he is "beginning to prepare to
+begin."
+
+
+
+
+SISTE, VIATOR.
+
+
+It is still very difficult to discover where the bad people are buried.
+The cemeteries are still symbolically white with monuments to the
+departed. Shylock and Ralph Nickleby are still, upon their tombstones,
+the most respected of deceased citizens. Here lies Clytemnestra, a model
+of the wifely virtues, whom an inconsolable spouse deplores. Beneath
+this marble, in the tranquil hope of a joyful resurrection, repose the
+remains of Iago, who kept the noiseless tenor of his way. Beyond sleeps
+Solomon, most faithful of husbands; and under this turf of buttercups
+and daisies lie Paris and Lovelace, _arcades ambo_, too early lost. 'Tis
+pathetic to reflect how much worthier is the world under-ground than
+that which still cumbers its surface; and if we, whose lives are
+indifferent honest, had only had the good fortune to die a century ago,
+our memories would by this time have been upon our tombstones a very
+odor of sanctity to the sense of the age which knows us, perhaps, but
+too well.
+
+In one of his terrible inscriptions suggested for the monuments of the
+Georges, Thackeray says, "He left an example for youth and for age to
+avoid. He never did well by man or by woman." Has there been only one
+such George in the world? And if more, and in every age, in what
+cemetery have you found their epitaphs? Catiline was a fascinating and
+accomplished man. He had many followers, and if his political views and
+projects were open to differences of opinion, he was certainly
+well-mannered. Has there been but one Catiline in history? Or is he
+confined wholly to a public sphere? Cicero described him as "a corrupter
+of youth," and no one has denied it. Where is Catiline buried? If you
+sought his grave by that epitaph, where would you find it? Is there no
+corrupter of youth now? Have there been none within the last century?
+None, if you may trust the epitaphs. How long will you abuse our
+patience, O Catiline, and be annually buried, like Cato the Censor, with
+crosses of white camellias laid upon your coffin, and wreaths of
+immortelles hung upon the weeping effigy of Virtue which guards your
+sleep?
+
+But because a man was brutal and coarse and cruel in his life, must we
+needs insist upon it when he is gone? When Mawworm leaves us, must we
+write upon his grave, he lying below defenceless, "_Hic jacet_ a
+hypocrite"? When old Sathanas departs to a sphere of light and truth,
+shall we carve upon his monument, "Father of lies"? Is it manly? Shall
+we have no mercy? Do we really know any man; and shall charity be
+forgotten? To be human is to be frail; and is not the fact that we must
+die at all, of which the grave is proof, itself sufficient comment upon
+our weakness? Here lies Colonel Newcome--tender, generous, noble,
+child-like heart! Shall we add that he was credulous and ignorant? Dear
+Uncle Toby is in the next grave. Shall we shout in marble, "_Siste,
+viator_, contemplate his foibles"? Sacred to the memory of Samuel
+Pickwick. Is the inscription incomplete if we do not chisel beneath it,
+"A wind-bag pricked by Death"?
+
+Epitaphs are written more forcibly than upon tombstones. When old
+Silenus dies, and the white camellias and the lilies-of-the-valley and
+the rose-buds are strewn upon his bier, and the "universally lamented"
+is cut upon the monument, the satire is pathetic, but it is slight. But
+when the bloated old debauchee is cautiously and forgivingly praised in
+the papers, and everybody solemnly pretends not to know what everybody
+knows that everybody else does know, it is a sign not of charity, but of
+public demoralization. Catiline corrupts youth by his example. Then his
+own offences bring him to a sudden end, and the newspapers speak of him
+so deprecatingly, so gingerly, that as a good man being dead yet
+speaketh, so a bad man being dead yet corrupteth. His evil influence is
+not suffered to perish with him, but it is cherished and extended and
+confirmed, and his death, like his life, demoralizes.
+
+Dick Turpin no longer rides in jack-boots upon Hounslow Heath, stopping
+my Lord Bishop and the Right Honorable the Earl of Garter; and no longer
+stands at the dock, the hero of St. Giles's; and goes no longer to the
+gallows in a blaze of glory, with a huge nosegay in his button-hole.
+Richard Turpin is a very different fellow in his costume of to-day, but
+he is the same Dick of the jack-boots and the heath, this vulgar robber
+who smirks and is called smart. He drives a fine equipage, and lives
+luxuriously, and keeps a harem, and frequents Wall Street, and beats
+everybody in the game of making money, and spending it profusely and
+splendidly. He dazzles the eyes of the widow's son, and bewilders his
+mind. The boy sees the money with which Richard surrounds himself by
+means which honorable men despise. He hears him called good-humoredly a
+great rascal, and sees that he buys judges, and steals vast properties,
+and procures laws to protect him. The boy hears that all men are
+fallible, and that some men are no worse than other men, and that money
+is a fine thing, and honor and truth and respect and all the rest of it
+are very well, but see what power, what pleasure, what luxury Turpin
+commands! Then the poor boy rushes for the same prizes, and fails, and
+ends in disgrace, the jail, suicide. And Dick Turpin tosses a hundred
+dollars to the boy's mother, and a generous press exclaims, "Not a model
+man, perhaps; but what noble generosity! The friend of the widow and the
+orphan! When he dies, how many poor homes will be darkened with grief!"
+Yes, and the hundred dollars probably pays the widow for her boy.
+
+It is not difficult to be generous with the money of others. A year ago
+it was announced that Greed had given forty or fifty thousand dollars to
+the poor. "There," said the admirers of Turpin, "you may say what you
+will of Greed. He, too, is not a polished man; he is not a scholar nor a
+dainty gentleman; but he is one of the people; he is large-hearted and
+generous. Who else has given fifty thousand dollars to the poor?" Yes,
+and who else has stolen five millions? The politest gentlemen of the
+highway were notoriously gallant. The Marquis of Goutytoe they compelled
+to descend from his carriage, and sent the trudging market-woman home in
+it. They eased the pockets of the Spanish ambassador, and threw a
+doubloon to the leper hiding behind the hedge. It was a cheap
+munificence. So was Greed's. It was not _his_ fifty thousand dollars,
+the giving of which caused such a burst of good feeling, and the
+exclamation, "There now!" It was only a little of the millions that were
+not his. He gave it to the poor dwellers in tenement-houses, and it was
+said that there was no wretched hovel to which he did not send a load of
+coal or a barrel of flour during the winter months. But he took them
+first from those wretched dens. Somebody paid the taxes that he stole,
+and it is the poor who at last pay taxes. Where be the bad people
+buried? When Turpin dies, we have Greed's opinion of him and his ways
+gravely paraded in a newspaper. Madame Brinvilliers's opinion of
+Lucrezia Borgia would be edifying reading!
+
+Shall we have no charity, then? and when a man lies dead and
+defenceless, shall not warfare cease? Warfare may cease; but should
+death condone all offences? The malignant lover who denounced his rival
+to the Inquisition, and in the very moment of his rival's death by fire
+himself fell dead--shall we write over him, _De mortuis?_ Shall we
+Romans, whose sons he corrupted, go dumb and sorrowing behind the corpse
+of Catiline? When a bad man dies, let us say that he was bad. Although
+he was very rich and very splendid, shall we remember only that he gave
+in charity one quarter of one per cent. upon the amount of his thefts?
+The Italian brigand chief, when his band had slaughtered the travellers,
+said, "There are twelve of us, and we will share equally; but the first
+equal share shall be for the mother of God." When we tell his story,
+shall we see only that share?
+
+
+
+
+CHRISTENDOM vs. CHRISTIANITY.
+
+
+IT is remarkable that what is called the practical sense
+of Christendom virtually rejects the Christian ideals as impracticable.
+Its highest ideal is obedience to the Divine will, and its instinct,
+therefore, should represent the religious man as the perfection of
+vigorous manhood. The more manly, the finer the bloom of health, the
+sounder the body for the sound and purified mind, the truer and more
+satisfactory the type, the more symmetrically revealed the Christian
+man. This is the simple and natural ideal among living men of unthwarted
+and normal Christian excellence.
+
+But so little is this the fact that the oldest traditions of Christian
+art depict the founder of Christianity Himself not as a blooming man,
+not as a figure of the inward and outward health that proceeds
+inevitably from complete and absolute conformity to the Divine will, but
+as a wan and wasted personality plainly worsted by the world. This
+conception extends to the constant and organized control of the Church,
+and the general feeling of Christendom regards the ministers of its
+religion either as official personages or as excluded from actual
+knowledge of life; not masters of the arena, but professionally unfit to
+cope with the world.
+
+It may, indeed, be said that the traditions of Christian art show a
+misapprehension of the essential character of the Christian faith. But
+however that may be, it is certainly true that these traditions do not
+misrepresent the general conception of Christianity which is professed
+by those who practically reject its ideals. Here goes Solomon Gunnybags
+to Christian worship on Sunday morning. He "abashiates" himself in his
+pew, and his confession that he is a miserable sinner is so sonorous and
+impressive that the hearer sighs sympathetically with Solomon's
+consciousness of the enormous burden of wrong-doing that he carries.
+
+Now what is Solomon doing in his pew? He is solemnly professing
+confidence in and reverence for certain principles of faith and conduct,
+not only as lofty in themselves, but as absolutely essential to his
+soul's salvation. Then, unless the whole universe is a farce, and
+religion and the soul impostures, they are the most practical and
+practicable of all possible principles, because otherwise the soul's
+salvation could not be made by beneficent Omnipotence dependent upon
+fidelity to them. But if some attendant spirit should say to Solomon
+Gunnybags, as he walks home with the happy consciousness of duty done,
+"Solomon, the golden rule and the Christian religion forbid you to
+'unload' upon David the stock that you believe to be very shaky," he
+would unquestionably feel, if he did not say: "Stuff! Every man for
+himself. Of course Christianity is an excellent thing, but it doesn't
+mean that." Gunnybags does not expressly repudiate Christian principle
+as unpractical; he only believes it to be so.
+
+The fundamental doctrine of the Christian life is love. The Christian
+millennium is peace. But it is Christendom that maintains the vast
+standing armies; and when the International Peace Congress meets in
+London and proposes disarmament, the good-natured reply of Christendom
+is, "Well--yes--perhaps--some time," with a smile of amused incredulity,
+as when a child seriously asks for the moon. Yet this is Christendom,
+and the Christian principles are entirely familiar, and every Sunday and
+saint's day in all the Christian churches we protest that the practice
+of them is essential to our soul's salvation. Then we wipe our eyes, and
+smile kindly upon any one who really insists that we should offer the
+other cheek, and forgive seventy times seven. Oh no, we say; that is an
+eccentric view. No man in this world--that is, in Christendom--can
+afford to allow himself to be imposed upon. If we don't look out for
+number one, who will take charge of that precious numeral?
+
+So it is that on some bright July day, looking in imagination upon the
+respectable Universal Peace Congress in the Hôtel Métropole in London,
+and hearing the Bishop of Durham offer a resolution for international
+arbitration, and denouncing the folly, the waste, the woe and wickedness
+and wrong of war, we hear also, not the immediate and instinctive assent
+of Christendom, but its wistful prayer and half-despairing hope that
+some time Christianity may be found to be practicable, and something
+more than a pretty dream. Yet is there anything more certain than that
+the Christendom which actually rejects the Christian ideals and
+principles as impracticable, denounces most savagely those who
+practically illustrate them, even if they theoretically reject them?
+
+The moral of this little sermon is altogether Christian, for it is
+charity. Since Christendom is in practice so universally unchristian,
+and holds its own fundamental principles in such practical contempt,
+every member of that vast fraternity should be very modest in judging
+others. Could there be a more radically unchristian figure in human
+history than Torquemada? If Christianity be what it declares itself to
+be, the least throb of sound Christian feeling in his bosom would have
+held his hand. The Inquisition, the fierceness of sects, the religious
+wars, offensive wars of any kind, are possible only among Christians who
+hold Christianity to be impracticable.
+
+Yet when the Easy Chair saw a gentle lady going to morning prayers on a
+happy saint's day, and heard through the open window the murmuring music
+of the promise when two or three are gathered together, and marked
+during all the day and in daily conduct the unselfishness, the sympathy,
+the courtesy, the kindly care of old and young, the faithful doing of
+duty, the nameless charm of lofty character, the Christian ideal was no
+longer the mirage of an unreached and unattainable oasis in the desert;
+it was already come down to earth; it was here, a little heaven below.
+
+
+
+
+FRANCIS GEORGE SHAW.
+
+1882.
+
+
+IN beginning his tender and charming paper upon
+Washington Irving and Macaulay, Thackeray recalls the beautiful story of
+which he was so fond, of Sir Walter Scott's last words to his son-in-law
+Lockhart: "Be a good man, my dear; be a good man." It was a soft
+autumnal day. The windows were wide open. The low sound of the rippling
+Tweed stole into the chamber. The most renowned and the most widely
+beloved of living men lay dying, after a career of admiration and
+adulation, and of gratified ambition almost unexampled, and in the clear
+and serene light of the moment that shows things as they are, the one
+lesson and moral garnered by that marvellous life is spoken in the
+simple words, "Be a good man, my dear." ...
+
+There are men whose simplicity and dignity and strength and purity of
+character, whose sound judgment and supreme common-sense, dispose of
+sophistry and artifice in all relations and pursuits, as surely and
+completely as the sun dries the dew. They are gentlemen, because they
+know other men only as men, touching electrically whatever of manhood
+there may be in them, and whose contact is a silent and consuming rebuke
+of pretence and falsehood. Whatever his own advantage or attraction or
+position or grace, the man of this quality takes hold of the reality in
+other men, man meeting man, as when the grave William of Orange, in his
+plain serge coat, met the brilliant Philip Sidney in his gold-flowered
+doublet, and neither was troubled by the clothes of the other.
+
+Such a man lately died. The mingled strength and simplicity and
+sweetness of his nature, the lofty sense of justice, the tranquil and
+complete devotion to duty, the large and humane sympathy, not lost in
+vague philanthropic feeling, but mindful of every detail of relief--the
+sound and steady judgment, the noble independence of thought and perfect
+courage of conviction, the blended manliness and modesty of a life which
+was unstained, and of a character which seemed without a flaw, all
+belonged to what we call the ideal man.
+
+Passing from college to the counting-room of a great commercial
+business, his sagacity, energy, and executive power were all brought
+into successful action. He went to Europe and to the West Indies, but
+much of the spirit of trade and many of its practices were uncongenial
+to him, and he quietly withdrew, despite wonder and affectionate
+remonstrance, to lead his own life in his own way. By taste and
+temperament an out-door man, he made his home in the rural neighborhood
+of Boston, busy with country cares and various studies, but interested
+chiefly in helping other men. He was allied by sympathy more than by
+much previous actual association with the founders of Brook Farm. But
+when they chose the site for their enterprise not far from his house,
+he was soon in the pleasantest relations with the leaders, for their
+spirit and purpose were in harmony with his own. He was a parishioner
+and warm personal friend of Theodore Parker, who lived near him, and his
+keen common-sense and mastery of practical affairs were most useful to
+Parker as to Ripley. Indeed, the hospitality of such a man for every
+generous endeavor and for all new and humane ideas was a happy augury
+for the philanthropic pioneers, because it seemed to promise the final
+approval and adhesion to their cause of the most conservative and
+substantial sentiment of the community.
+
+Such a man was, of course, an abolitionist in the days when the name was
+as repugnant to what is called "society" as the name Christian was to
+the Jewish Sanhedrim or Methodist to the English Establishment a century
+and a half ago. He generously aided the cause, which seemed to him that
+of practical Christianity and of American patriotism, and he held most
+friendly relations with its chief representatives, who were ostracized
+and denounced. But his sympathy was not an abstract regard for man
+rather than for men, and his interest in the effort to help a race and
+to forecast a happier social organization did not dull his heart or
+close his hand to the necessities of his neighbor. His life, indeed, was
+a prolonged charity, but a charity directed by a singularly calm and
+shrewd judgment. His exhaustless generosity was not the sport of wayward
+impulse. It was not a well-meaning weakness, but a wise force which
+helped others to help themselves, but knew also when such self-help was
+impossible.
+
+Yet the strength and reserve and independence of his character were such
+that the man was never lost in the reformer. His fine nature
+instinctively asserted his own individuality. He quietly shunned the
+wearisome artificiality of society, but he did not merge his own home in
+the general home of his friends and neighbors at Brook Farm, and his
+house was always a glimpse of the social refinement and grace, the
+mental and moral charm, to which the dreams of social regeneration and
+the elaborate fancies of Fourier pointed--fancies which greatly
+interested him as hints of a happier social order.
+
+Long absence with his family in Europe, and a long and final residence
+upon Staten Island, only matured and developed the man, in whom not only
+was there no guile, but in whom even the most intimate eye could not
+note a fault. Clarendon might have studied from him his portrait of
+Falkland: "his inimitable sweetness of, and delight in, conversation;
+his flowing and obliging humanity; his goodness to mankind; and his
+primitive simplicity and integrity of life." Disinclined to public life
+of every kind, he was yet full of the highest public spirit, and it was
+but natural that his only son should have been selected by Governor
+Andrew to command the first colored regiment that marched from
+Massachusetts in the war. In his young person all that was best in the
+New England youth of his time, all the strength of the elder colonial
+and Revolutionary day, blended with all the grace and tenderness and
+gentleness of its modern life, the stern old Puritan softened into a
+humaner Bayard, was typified. It was the flower of Essex that two
+hundred years ago was withered in the fatal Indian ambush in the
+Deerfield Meadows. It was the flower of New England that fell upon a
+hundred redder fields within a score of years.
+
+But no sorrow could fatally chill a faith which was reflected in the
+perpetual summer of the father's presence and temperament. The frank
+urbanity of his greeting, the hearty grasp of his hand, the lofty
+simplicity of his courtesy, were but the signs of that unwasting
+freshness of sympathy which held him true to the ideals and aims of
+earlier life. His helping hand reached invisibly into a hundred homes,
+and upheld a hundred faltering lives. But, besides this, as president of
+the Freedman's Aid Association his administrative skill and his wise
+benevolence enabled him to bear a most effective part in the great
+settlement of the war. His invincible modesty and scorn of ostentation
+veiled his beneficent activities, public and private. But nothing could
+veil the pure and steadfast and unwearying devotion to the well-being of
+other men. Kindly but firmly he protected his own seclusion, and he
+permitted no man, in Emerson's phrase, to devastate his day. The
+freshness of feeling which keeps the heart young was unwasted to the
+end. His full life brimming purely to the sea reflected heaven as
+clearly when at last it mingled with the main as when it ran a limpid
+rivulet from its spring. Young and old, man and boy, he was still the
+simplest, noblest, most devoted, best. How truly he was the man that
+every thoughtful man secretly wishes he might be, those only know who
+knew Francis George Shaw.
+
+
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+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 414px;">
+<a href="images/frontispiece.jpg">
+<img src="images/frontispiece_sml.jpg" width="414" height="581" alt="frontispiece" title="" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 415px;">
+<a href="images/frontispiece_1.jpg">
+<img src="images/frontispiece_1_sml.jpg" width="415" height="87" alt="signature of the author" title="" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<h1><small>F R O M &nbsp; T H E</small><br />
+E A S Y &nbsp; C H A I R</h1>
+
+<p class="cb">BY<br />
+<big>GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS</big><br /><br />
+<small>SECOND SERIES</small></p>
+
+<p class="cb"><small>NEW YORK</small><br />
+HARPER AND BROTHERS<br />
+<small>MDCCCXCIV</small></p>
+
+<p class="c"><br />
+&nbsp;
+<br />
+<small>Copyright, 1893, by HARPER &amp; BROTHERS.<br />
+&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+Copyright, 1894, by HARPER &amp; BROTHERS.<br />
+&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+<i>All rights reserved.</i></small></p>
+
+<h3><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS"></a>CONTENTS</h3>
+
+<p class="cb">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="contents">
+
+<tr><td colspan="2" align="right"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The New Year</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_001">1</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Public Scold</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_010">10</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">National Nominating Convention</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_016">16</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Bryant's Country</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_023">23</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap"><i>The Game of Newport</i></td><td align="right"><a href="#page_031">31</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Lecture Lyceum</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_039">39</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Tweed</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_047">47</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Commencement</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_060">60</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Streets of New York</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_069">69</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Morality of Dancing</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_076">76</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Hog Family</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_081">81</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Enlightened Observer</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_088">88</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Ralph Waldo Emerson</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_094">94</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Henry Ward Beecher</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_110">110</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Golden Age</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_119">119</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Spring Pictures</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_126">126</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Proper and Improper</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_130">130</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Belinda and the Vulgar</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_137">137</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Decayed Gentility</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_142">142</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Pharisee</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_149">149</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Lady Mavourneen on Her Travels &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_155">155</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">General Sherman</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_162">162</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The American Girl</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_166">166</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Annus Mirabilis</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_174">174</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Statues in Central Park</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_186">186</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">The Grand Tour</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_193">193</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">"Easy Does It, Guvner"</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_203">203</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Siste, Viator</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_208">208</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Christendom <i>vs.</i> Christianity</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_216">216</a></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td class="smcap">Francis George Shaw</td><td align="right"><a href="#page_222">222</a></td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p><a name="page_001" id="page_001"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_NEW_YEAR" id="THE_NEW_YEAR"></a>THE NEW YEAR.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>N Germany on <i>Sylvesterabend</i>&mdash;the eve of Saint Sylvester, the last
+night of the year&mdash;you shall wake and hear a chorus of voices singing
+hymns, like the English waits at Christmas or the Italian <i>pifferari</i>.
+In the deep silence, and to one awakening, the music has a penetrating
+and indefinable pathos, the pathos that Richter remarked in all music,
+and which our own Parsons has hinted delicately&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"Strange was the music that over me stole,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; For 'twas born of old sadness that lives in my soul."</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>There is something of the same feeling in the melody of college songs
+heard at a little distance on awakening in the night before
+Commencement. The songs are familiar, but they have an appealing
+melancholy unknown before. Their dying<a name="page_002" id="page_002"></a> cadences murmur like a muffled
+peal heralding the visionary procession that is passing out of the
+enchanted realm of youth forever. So the voices of Sylvester's Eve chant
+the requiem of the year that is dead. So much more of life, of
+opportunity, of achievement, passed; so much nearer age, decline, the
+mystery of the end. The music swells in rich and lingering strains. It
+is a moment of exaltation, of purification. The chords are dying; the
+hymn is ending; it ends. The voices are stilled. It is the benediction
+of Saint Sylvester:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"She died and left to me ...</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; The memory of what has been,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; And nevermore will be."</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>But this is the midnight refrain&mdash;The King is dead! With the earliest
+ray of daylight the exulting strain begins&mdash;Live the King! The bells are
+ringing; the children are shouting; there are gifts and greetings, good
+wishes and gladness. "Happy New Year! happy New Year!" It is the day of
+hope and a fresh beginning. Old debts shall be forgiven; old<a name="page_003" id="page_003"></a> feuds
+forgotten; old friendships revived. To-day shall be better than
+yesterday. The good vows shall be kept. A blessing shall be wrung from
+the fleet angel Opportunity. There shall be more patience, more courage,
+more faith; the dream shall become life; to-day shall wear the glamour
+of to-morrow. Ring out the old, ring in the new!</p>
+
+<p>Charles Lamb says that no one ever regarded the first of January with
+indifference; no one, that is to say, of the new style. But a
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style, before Pope Gregory retrenched those
+ten days in October, three hundred years ago, or the British Parliament
+those eleven days in September, a hundred and thirty-five years ago,
+took no thought of the first of January. It was a date of no
+significance. To have mused and moralized upon that day more than upon
+any other would have exposed him to the mischance against which Rufus
+Choate asked his daughter to defend him at the opera: "Tell me, my dear,
+when to applaud, lest unwittingly I dilate with the wrong emotion." The
+Pope and the Parliament<a name="page_004" id="page_004"></a> played havoc with the date of the proper annual
+emotion. Moreover, if a man should happen to think of it, every day is a
+new-year's day. If we propose a prospect or a retrospect we can stand
+tiptoe on the top of every day, yes, and of every hour, in the year.
+Good-morning is but a daily greeting of Happy New Year.</p>
+
+<p>But these smooth generalizations and truisms do not disturb the charm of
+regularly recurring times and seasons. That the fifth of October, or any
+day in any month, actually begins a new year, does not give to that date
+the significance and the feeling of the first of January. Our
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style must look out for himself. He may have
+begun his year in March, and a blustering birth it was. But we are
+children of the new style, and the first of January is our New Year.
+That is our day of remembrance, our feast of hope, the first page of our
+fresh calendar of good resolutions, the day of underscoring and emphasis
+of the swift lapse of life. "A few more of them, and then&mdash;" whispers
+the mentor, who is<a name="page_005" id="page_005"></a> not deceived by the jolly compliments of the season,
+and the sober significance of the whisper is plain enough. "Eheu!
+Posthume," sang the old Roman. "This world and the next, and all's
+over!" said airy Tom Lackwit to the afflicted widow.</p>
+
+<p>The relentless punctuality, the unwearied urgency, of old Time, who
+turns his hour-glass with such a sonorous ring on New-Year's Day, seems
+sometimes a little wanting in the best breeding. It furnishes so
+unnecessary a register. The slow whitening and thinning of the hair; the
+gradual incision of wrinkles; the queer antics of the sight, which holds
+the newspaper at farther and farther removes, until at last it is forced
+to succumb to glasses; the abated pace in walking; the dexterous
+avoidance of stone walls in country rambles; the harmless frauds lurking
+in the expressed reasons for frequent pauses in climbing a hill to turn
+and see the landscape&mdash;frauds which the tears of my Uncle Toby's good
+angel promptly wash away; the general and gradual adjustment to greater
+repose&mdash;all these surely are adequate reminders<a name="page_006" id="page_006"></a> and signs of the
+sovereignty of Time. Why should he be greedy of more? Why thump and
+rattle at the door, as it were, on the first of January, and bawl out to
+the whole world that we are a year older, and that makes&mdash;!</p>
+
+<p>It is disagreeably unnecessary. Why should not the old fellow do his
+duty quietly, and tell off another year without such an outrageous
+uproar? Does he think it so pleasant to hear his increasing
+tally&mdash;forty, five, fifty, five, sixty, five? Peace! peace! Why not have
+it understood that the tally beyond&mdash;well, say fifty, is a gross
+impertinence? Let something be left to the imagination. Besides, what is
+the use of wigs and hair-dye and padding, and what not coloring and
+enamelling, and other juvenescent procedures of the feminine arcana, if
+annual proclamation of impertinent dates and facts is to be made?</p>
+
+<p>The worst of it is that it is a positive interference with the just play
+of the fundamental truth that age is not justly measurable by the mere
+lapse of time. Some people are never young, others defy<a name="page_007" id="page_007"></a> age. This,
+indeed, is due to temperament. But that is not all. Those gray hairs and
+wrinkles, that eyesight of less keenness, that disinclination to leap
+walls, and those fraudulent halts to survey the rearward landscape, are
+enemies whose assaults are by no means regular. They come at very
+different times to different people. Adolphus at sixty despises
+spectacles. Triptolemus at thirty is bald. The hair of Horatius at
+sixty-five is as affluent as Hyperion's, and as dark without unguents as
+the raven's plume. Let facts speak to a candid world. Why should that
+graybeard Paul Pry called Time blare through a speaking-trumpet that the
+brave Valentine&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"As wild his thoughts and gay of wing</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; As Eden's garden bird"&mdash;</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class="nind">is just as old as old, toothless, tottering, decrepit Orson?</p>
+
+<p>Every well-regulated citizen of the world is interested, and more
+vitally interested with every closing year, that upon the point of age
+all men shall be left to their merits, and shall not be<a name="page_008" id="page_008"></a> measured
+arbitrarily by that Procrustean standard of years. It is notorious that
+men grow wiser every year, and it is observable that the more years they
+have, the more they look with doubt and questioning upon the Family
+Record. Those leaves of births following the doubtful books of
+Scripture, registered with such painful and needless particularity of
+dates, partake of the doubtfulness of their neighborhood. They are mere
+intercalations, new books of the Apocrypha. Yet they often cause young
+fellows of seventy to be accused and convicted of being old men.</p>
+
+<p>Since, then, we cannot stop the flight of Time, let him pass. But he
+must not calumniate as he passes. He must not be allowed to stigmatize
+vigor and health and freshness of feeling and the young heart and the
+agile foot as old merely because of a certain number of years. This is
+the season of good resolutions. The new year begins in a snow-storm of
+white vows. So be it. But let our whitest vow be, after that for a
+whiter life, that age shall no longer be measured<a name="page_009" id="page_009"></a> by this arbitrary
+standard of years, and that those deceitful and practical octogenarians
+of thirty shall not escape as young merely because they have not yet
+shown the strength to carry threescore and ten with jocund elasticity.</p>
+
+<p>Then Happy New Year shall not mean Good-night, but Good-morrow.<a name="page_010" id="page_010"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_PUBLIC_SCOLD" id="THE_PUBLIC_SCOLD"></a>THE PUBLIC SCOLD.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE Easy Chair was lately asked whether it thought the office of public
+scold an agreeable one. There was a certain tartness in the question, as
+if its real purpose was to learn from the Easy Chair whether <i>It</i>
+enjoyed that position, and upon looking further it appeared that the
+question had been suggested by a remark of the Easy Chair's to the
+effect that a certain class of our fellow-creatures seemed to be
+disposed to do their duty in a manner that might be improved. But what
+is an Easy Chair but a kind of <i>censor morum!</i> Would the kind critic of
+its conduct have it say to the gentleman whose hands are soiled that
+they are as pure as the morning, and to the tactless dame who makes all
+her neighbors uncomfortable that her manners are charming?</p>
+
+<p>Probably this is really what the critic<a name="page_011" id="page_011"></a> meant, for he continued by
+saying that it is so much better to dilate upon what is pleasant than to
+discuss the unpleasant aspects of life. That is true. It was the
+principle of the Vicar of Bray. That reverend gentleman always avoided
+friction. He was a chip of the Polonius block. The cloud was a camel or
+a whale, according to the fancy of his companion. The good vicar looked
+askance at Rome under Henry and Edward, and told his beads piously under
+Mary, and upon reflection eschewed the mass-house under Elizabeth. He
+dilated upon the pleasant aspects of affairs. We can imagine him saying
+to Ridley in the time of Mary, "My dear bishop, why think yourself wiser
+than your time?" and a little later to Parker, Elizabeth's Archbishop
+(Ridley having been burned in the meanwhile), "My dear archbishop, Rome,
+I see, is much too stringent." The Vicar of Bray was not a scold. He
+was, according to the abused text, all things to all men.</p>
+
+<p>Yet his profession, our censor must remember, was a scolding
+profession&mdash;at<a name="page_012" id="page_012"></a> least in the sense in which the word is often used. His
+duty was to admonish and exhort, to adjure his flock to quit the error
+of their ways. Perhaps he was a poor illustration of it. Perhaps, true
+to his temperament rather than to his profession, instead of urging
+repentance because the kingdom was at hand, he was accustomed to say:
+"Brethren, I observe that you lie and steal and slander your neighbors a
+good deal. But in such a world as this what is to be expected? We are
+all poor, weak, fallible things. Which of us can hope to strike twelve
+every time? Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall. We
+must all beware of hypocrisy, dear brethren, and of pretending to be
+better than our neighbors. You remember the Pharisee who thanked God
+that he was not as other men. Let him be a warning against the sin of
+presumption. There is the beautiful lesson of the beam and the mote. We
+must not forget it. We are all miserable sinners, and therefore we must
+not twit each other with sinning. We ought to tell the truth, my
+friends.<a name="page_013" id="page_013"></a> But we don't. We all lie. Let us therefore not scold each
+other, since we are all equally wicked. But let us avoid Phariseeism and
+all that assumption of superior virtue which is implied in saying to a
+foul-mouthed brother that he ought to speak cleanly. Beware of
+Phariseeism as of the unpardonable sin. Scold not, dear brethren, but
+talk of the things which are pleasant, and instead of rebuking the liar,
+commend his goodness to the poor, and instead of silencing the
+backbiter, praise his subscription to the soup kitchen. For what says
+Dr. Watts?</p>
+
+<p class="c">"'Let dogs delight to bark and bite.'</p>
+
+<p>Dogs naturally scold, but we, brethren, we have the gift of avoidance,
+and, O liars, thieves, and slanderers, let us live together in peace,
+and say nothing about falsehood, stealing, and calumny."</p>
+
+<p>This was probably the tenor of the sermons of the Vicar of Bray, and
+this was the way that he strove to save souls. But Fénelon and John Knox
+and Edwards and Whitefield and Wesley and Channing and St. Paul, each in
+his own way, said,<a name="page_014" id="page_014"></a> "Thou art the man," and rebuked both the sin and the
+sinner. Yet all of them were very human and very fallible, and all came
+very short of the ideal of duty. To point out a defect in a picture, or
+to exhort the artist to avoid it, is not to declare yourself an
+incomparable artist. To demand honesty in public affairs is not to
+proclaim yourself a saint. To say that school-teachers should be
+thorough and use their common-sense as well as a text-book is not to
+scold them. Romilly was not a scold because he denounced the unjust
+criminal laws, nor John Howard because he rebuked the inhumanity of
+prisons, nor John the Baptist because he exhorted men to repent.</p>
+
+<p>The poets rebuke our lives by the fair ideals that they draw, but they
+do not scold. If a man preaches a little sermon illustrating the way in
+which men in a certain profession, let us say, shirk their duty, and
+somebody cries out, "Don't scold so!" the preacher may safely exclaim,
+"Fellow-sinner, thou art the man." But the best illustration is closer
+at hand.<a name="page_015" id="page_015"></a> If the Easy Chair reproves certain fellow-sinners for
+remissness in doing their duty, and for that offence is a scold, what is
+the censor who scolds the Easy Chair for scolding? Let us avoid
+Phariseeism, brethren, and the assumption of superior virtue.<a name="page_016" id="page_016"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="NATIONAL_NOMINATING_CONVENTION" id="NATIONAL_NOMINATING_CONVENTION"></a>NATIONAL NOMINATING CONVENTION.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>T was a wise newspaper that recently advised every American who could
+do so to see a national nominating convention. It is a spectacle visible
+in no other country, and the most exciting political spectacle in this.
+It is the arena in which the prolonged and passionate strife of
+countless ambitions, intrigues, interests, and conspiracies is decided;
+and it is the more exciting because, with every effort to predetermine
+the result, the result is still at the mercy of chance. The action of
+the convention is a lottery. Suddenly, at the decisive moment, an
+unexpected combination, an impulse, a whim, like an overwhelming tidal
+wave, sweeps away all plans and calculations, and the result is as
+complete as it is unanticipated.</p>
+
+<p>Even the device of a two-thirds vote to<a name="page_017" id="page_017"></a> make a nomination valid does
+not avail to secure the real preference of the party which the
+convention represents. The two-thirds rule, as it is called, was
+designed to baffle the fundamental democratic principle, which is the
+rule of the majority. When that is abandoned, the proportion selected is
+purely arbitrary. It may as well be nine tenths as two thirds. But even
+such a dam will not resist the swelling waters of feeling in a
+convention. The French say that it is the unexpected that happens, but
+in a national convention it is the unforeseen which is anticipated. The
+palpitating multitude, which has been stimulating its own excitement,
+confronts every doubtful moment with an air which says plainly, "Now
+it's coming."</p>
+
+<p>There is always a preliminary contest of various cities before the
+national party committee to decide where the convention shall be held.
+Local orators with honeyed persuasion dazzle the committee with
+statistics of the superior convenience, accommodation, beauty,
+healthfulness, resources, facilities, and whatever<a name="page_018" id="page_018"></a> else their good
+genius may suggest, of the city for which each one of them contends. The
+convention is held in the largest hall, or in a building erected for the
+purpose, like the Wigwam in Chicago in 1860. The convention itself is
+composed of about nine hundred state delegates, their seats designated
+by a flag with the name of the state placed by the seat of the chairman
+of the delegation. The alternates are also seated.</p>
+
+<p>Every convention is full of distinguished leaders and members of the
+party, and as any of them appears, either entering or rising to speak,
+they are greeted with great applause. If the temporary chairman be an
+eminent party chief or an eloquent popular orator, his address touches
+the springs of emotion and arouses hearty enthusiasm. But the friends of
+the leading candidates deprecate the mention of names until the
+candidates are presented by the chosen orator. The reason is that the
+applause of the convention is one of the counters in the game. There are
+hired <i>claques</i> in the conventions which keep up a humming cry which is
+a substitute<a name="page_019" id="page_019"></a> for applause, and which is sometimes continued for a
+quarter of an hour. The longer the hum, the more popular the candidate.</p>
+
+<p>Forgetfulness or ignorance of the value of applause under such
+circumstances reveals the comparative popularity of candidates in the
+eager mass of delegates and spectators. In one convention the permanent
+president in his address, but without any sinister purpose, or indeed
+any other purpose than kindling the convention, mentioned successively,
+and, of course, with impartial compliment, the name of every candidate
+who was known to be on the list. Involuntarily he thus tested the
+feeling of the convention. The galleries also swelled the acclaim, but
+in the galleries the <i>claque</i> is shrewdly distributed, and in critical
+moments the approval or disapproval of the turbulent galleries
+undoubtedly impresses the delegates, and recalls the galleries of the
+French convention a hundred years ago.</p>
+
+<p>There are occasional skirmishes of debate upon motions or resolutions,
+but the first great interest of the regular proceedings<a name="page_020" id="page_020"></a> is the report
+of the platform committee. It is a tradition of conventions that the
+platform should be accepted as reported, both to gain the prestige of
+perfect unanimity and to escape "tinkering," which may lead to endless
+discussion and discordant feeling. But when the motion is made to
+proceed to the nomination of candidates, the excitement is intense. The
+orators are usually carefully selected, not alone as eloquent speakers,
+but as men of weight and influence, and of what at the moment is more
+indispensable than everything else&mdash;tact. The speeches are made with the
+fundamental understanding that, however glowing and elaborate the praise
+of the candidate may be, there shall be an explicit assurance that
+whatever the merits of any candidate, the candidate who shall be
+nominated by the convention will receive the universal and enthusiastic
+support of the party.</p>
+
+<p>On one occasion, when this fundamental rule was forgotten by an ardent
+orator, who, in the warmth of his devotion to his candidate, declared
+that no other<a name="page_021" id="page_021"></a> man was so certain to draw out the whole party vote in
+the state for which he spoke, a hurricane of hisses from the convention
+and the galleries silenced him, and the friends of his candidate were
+instantly aware that a fatal injury had befallen him. In another
+convention the orator who nominated one of the candidates was so
+exasperated by what he felt to be the treachery to his candidate of a
+conspicuous friend of another that his denunciation of the traitor was
+held to be a covert assault upon the traitor's candidate, and again a
+tempest of universal hissing overwhelmed the luckless orator and his
+candidate.</p>
+
+<p>The announcement by states of the first formal vote for candidates is
+made in impressive silence, followed by immense applause. But the second
+ballot is more significant; and whenever upon any ballot the
+announcement of a vote is seen by the tally to decide the nomination,
+the feeling culminates in an indescribable tumult of frenzied
+acclamation, and the convention generally adjourns to consider the
+Vice-Presidency. But the<a name="page_022" id="page_022"></a> interest in its work is at an end, and it is
+astounding to see the happy-go-lucky Providence which presides over the
+selection of the officer who has thrice become the President of the
+United States.</p>
+
+<p>In the history of national conventions there is no more touching
+incident than that of Mr. Seward awaiting at his home in Auburn the
+result of the balloting at the convention of 1860, which nominated Mr.
+Lincoln. By what is called the logic of the situation Mr. Seward's
+nomination was assured, and no disappointment could have been greater
+than the selection of another. How bitter it was was not suspected until
+his life was recently published! But he encountered the shock with his
+usual equanimity, and before the election he had made the most
+extraordinary series of speeches for his party which the annals of any
+campaign record.</p>
+
+<p>The journal's advice was sound. See a national convention if you can.<a name="page_023" id="page_023"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="BRYANTS_COUNTRY" id="BRYANTS_COUNTRY"></a>BRYANT'S COUNTRY.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE traveller in western Massachusetts, reaching some quiet village upon
+the hills, which seems to him singularly lonely and remote, often finds
+some little incident in its annals which connects it with the great
+world. Coming to Goshen, a solitary little town wholly unknown to most
+of our readers, he is conscious of the height, of the purity of the air,
+and the peacefulness of the wooded landscape, and far below, towards the
+east, he sees the undulating line of Holyoke, and on some fortunate day
+may catch the gleam of the placid Connecticut winding through broad
+meadows and between Tom and Holyoke to the Sound.</p>
+
+<p>The little town itself is a grassy street, with a meeting-house and a
+hotel, which has a desolate air of mistaken enterprise declining into
+disappointment, with long<a name="page_024" id="page_024"></a> anticipation of a crowd of summer pilgrims,
+who might well turn their steps hither, but who have never come. Beyond
+the village street upon the same plateau is the great Goshen reservoir,
+which lies hushed in grim repose over the town of Williamsburg, a few
+miles below, the town which was overwhelmed some years ago by the
+bursting of the Mill River dam. Such events are the tragedies of the
+hills, which become traditions told in the village store, and investing
+with dignity, as the years pass, the villagers who recall the direful
+day.</p>
+
+<p>Among the traditions of Goshen is that of the passage of some of the
+soldiers of Burgoyne on their march from Saratoga to Cambridge. When the
+brilliant British general swept down Lake Champlain to the Hudson,
+capturing Ticonderoga as he came, it was feared in these hills that he
+would march triumphantly from Albany to Boston. There was a general
+rally of all able-bodied men to the rescue; and as they marched away
+from their fields ripe for the harvest the prospect was dismal, until
+the<a name="page_025" id="page_025"></a> able-bodied women marched into the fields and gathered and housed
+the crops. The British invaders reached Goshen, indeed, on their march
+from Albany to Boston, but only as prisoners of war.</p>
+
+<p>All this peaceful neighborhood was originally granted by the State to
+the heirs of soldiers in the early New England wars. Goshen and its
+neighbor Chesterfield, another city set upon a hill six or seven miles
+to the south, were grants to the descendants of soldiers in the
+Narragansett expedition of King Philip's war. From Goshen the
+Chesterfield meeting-house can be seen against the southern horizon, and
+the road lies through high pastures and lonely farms to the pleasant
+town. When you climb its hill and look around, you see a cluster of
+hospitable houses, around which the neatly kept grounds give an air of
+refinement to the whole village, which is steeped in rural tranquillity.</p>
+
+<p>The broad hills slope westward towards the valley of the Westfield, and
+beyond lie the shaggy sides of the Cummington range. Chesterfield has
+its special tradition<a name="page_026" id="page_026"></a> of Lafayette passing the night in its old tavern,
+on his way from Albany to Boston, in 1824. It is a characteristic
+representative of the hill towns, so still that the air seems drowsy as
+in Rip Van Winkle's village. But such tranquil towns, in which a moving
+figure is half spectral and almost a surprise, were the beginnings of
+the nation. From these sequestered springs the mighty river flows.</p>
+
+<p>Chesterfield has not half the population that it counted seventy years
+ago. The whole town now reports scarcely seven hundred persons. Yet,
+with all the old spirit, it invited its neighbors in Hampshire County to
+come and dine on one of the loveliest of summer days this year. It was
+the annual festival of the Hill-side Agricultural Society, and fully a
+thousand people filled the friendly town. The feast was spread upon
+tables on a green space beside the old house in which Lafayette slept,
+and under a bower of leafy white birch boughs. The magnates of the
+county were all present, and it was whispered privately that there were<a name="page_027" id="page_027"></a>
+private whisperings among eminent politicians, who, however, with the
+non-political, or the political of the wrong side, talked cheerfully of
+the charming day and the promising crops. Politics is the breath of our
+patriotic nostrils, and it was a stimulating thought that while we were
+listening to the humorous but well-merited praises of Strawberry Hill
+pork, some of our bland companions were saving their bacon in other
+ways; and while we dreamed of crisp sausages and savory ham, were
+contriving Senators and Councillors, and even a Governor himself.</p>
+
+<p>The simple courtesy and universal intelligence were of the old New
+England, nor less so the composure and ease with which speaker after
+speaker mounted the bench on which he sat, and in what he said, and the
+way in which he said it, showed that he was a graduate of the town
+meeting. The pastor of Goshen, asked to speak of some of the more noted
+citizens of the neighboring towns, might well have occupied with so
+fruitful a text all the hours until sunset. But with exemplary
+discretion he mentioned<a name="page_028" id="page_028"></a> but a few, and among them some that surprised a
+New-Yorker, who had not known, but might have guessed, that Gideon Lee,
+former Mayor of the city, and Luther Bradish, Lieutenant-Governor of the
+State, came from the little town upon the Cummington hills opposite,
+where Bryant studied law.</p>
+
+<p>The whole region before us, indeed, was especially Bryant's. Upon the
+slope yonder he was born, and we could see the house in which as a boy
+he lived. "Thanatopsis" was the hymn of his meditations among those
+solitary woods. There, upon the nearer hill, high over Plainfield, where
+he wrote the poem the "Water-fowl," forever floating in the twilight
+heavens&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"Far through their rosy depths dost thou pursue</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; Thy solitary way."</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>We were looking upon the cradle of American literature. Here its first
+enduring poem was written. The poet himself never escaped the spell of
+the hills. The child was father of the man. Bryant in the city was
+always the grave<a name="page_029" id="page_029"></a> and unchanged genius of New England. The city did not
+wear off the rusticity of his manner. His air was reserved and remote,
+and he was still wrapped in the seclusion of the hills. It is in such
+scenes and among such people on such a day that the power of these hills
+and their influence upon our national life and literature are perceived.</p>
+
+<p>These hidden springs have overflowed the prairies of the West; and how
+much of the wealth and prosperity, the energy, industry, and
+enlightenment of New York have trickled down from them, you may hear, if
+you doubt, every year on Forefathers' Day at the New England dinner in
+New Amsterdam. As there is altogether too much glory to be adequately
+celebrated in one day, another has been added, to accommodate the Yankee
+city of Brooklyn, and it is not the fault of the sons of New England if
+on those two days the whole continent does not hear the melodious
+thunder of their eloquence proclaiming that New England always led, is
+leading still, and will lead forever, the triumphal procession of
+American progress.<a name="page_030" id="page_030"></a></p>
+
+<p>Supported by such a history it is a natural boast. There is, however,
+one inexorable condition. To do what New England has done, New England
+must be what she has been.<a name="page_031" id="page_031"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_GAME_OF_NEWPORT" id="THE_GAME_OF_NEWPORT"></a>THE GAME OF NEWPORT.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HERE is nothing more delightful than the gravity with which the game of
+Newport is played. To assist at one of the solemn "functions" like a
+coach parade is not unlike attendance upon a function of the ancient
+Church in Rome. On a true Newport afternoon, as soft and sweet and
+luminous an air as can be breathed, Newport, in every kind of stately
+and comfortable and light and graceful carriage, with the finest horses
+and the most loftily disdainful of coachmen, proceeds down the avenue to
+behold the stately procession along the ocean drive.</p>
+
+<p>Of its kind there is no more beautiful drive in the world. The shore
+winds among rocks which are massed, a shrewd-eyed traveller said, as on
+the shores of Greece. The bold character of the coast of Rhode Island
+and its picturesque effects<a name="page_032" id="page_032"></a> are wholly unknown upon its neighbor Long
+Island. The endless reach of sand and the monotony of the vast level
+land on Long Island have a certain vague charm as of a sea-shore
+becoming or about to become picturesque. But that point is fully reached
+by its northern neighbors of the New England coast, and the ocean drive
+in Newport is in itself incomparable.</p>
+
+<p>For its company on the day of a great social function it is quite as
+incomparable. Hyde Park, the Bois, the Cascine, the Prater, show no such
+sumptuous display. If the street boy were a philosopher, he would say,
+probably, as he watched the spectacle, "My eyes! money plays here for
+all it is worth." The American street boy of every degree is not
+supposed to need any stronger impression of the value of money than he
+already possesses. But Newport is the great school for that instruction,
+and it is open free to the whole world. Money elsewhere has the same
+instincts and desires. But in a city, in winter, its sports and effects,
+however splendid, are divided<a name="page_033" id="page_033"></a> and hidden. In summer Newport they are
+concentrated under most fortunate conditions and proceed in the open
+air.</p>
+
+<p>It is all the more striking because money has built its summer city
+close by and just above one of the oldest and most historic of our
+cities. It has improvised its magnificence and mad profusion upon the
+outskirts of simplicity and moderation are observant, for all their
+plainness. When they were asked what effect the new town produced upon
+the old, whether the rollicking city on the hill harmed or helped the
+plodding seaport, they answered: "Until Cr&oelig;sus and Midas came, it was
+beneficial. But they have ruined Newport."</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps not, however. The Newport on the hill of to-day is the
+legitimate offspring of the earlier summer retreat. That was a group of
+the select who came to Newport to enjoy themselves for the summer. They
+were well-to-do, some of them. But not many dwelt in cottages. The
+multitude lived in hotels. They<a name="page_034" id="page_034"></a> danced, they dined, they drove, they
+sauntered. It was the green tree. It was less money enjoying itself as
+more money enjoys itself now. The gossip, the flirting, the display were
+not of another kind, they were the same as to-day, but the scale was
+more limited. Mrs. Candour, Mrs. Malaprop, Sir Benjamin Backbite, and
+the brothers Surface were already there. The standards of conduct, the
+ideals of honor, were not essentially different.</p>
+
+<p>A generation ago Sir Benjamin bowed and danced and supped at Mrs.
+Malaprop's ball with all the gay world of that time, which is now in
+wigs, caps, turbans, or heaven; and the next day, dining with Mrs.
+Candour, Sir Benjamin told, with infinite relish and to the great
+amusement of the table, the story of his hostess's verbal trips and
+stumbles. It did not seem to be conduct essentially base, because this
+sparkling summer realm by the sea is like Charles Lamb's conception of
+the artificial comedy of the eighteenth century: "I confess, for myself,
+that, with no great delinquencies to answer for, I am glad for a season<a name="page_035" id="page_035"></a>
+to take an airing beyond the diocese of the strict conscience&mdash;not to
+live always in the precincts of the law courts&mdash;but now and then, for a
+dream-while or so, to imagine a world with no meddling restrictions, to
+get into recesses whither the hunter cannot follow me&mdash;</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left"><span style="margin-left: 7em;">"'secret shades</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">Of wooded Ida's inmost grove</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">While yet there was no fear of Jove.'"</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>To take permanent lodgings beyond the diocese of the strict conscience,
+however, is a critical enterprise. If you take a house in Capua, you
+must needs breathe the Capuan air. The magnetic rock in Sindbad's story
+drew out the nails of the ships that ventured too near. Old Mithridates
+fed on poisons until they "became a kind of nutriment," as Dr.
+Rappaccini fed his daughter, until, too late, he discovered that she was
+doomed. The graybeards who drive out to see the coach parade, and recall
+the days, before the ocean drive, when the rocks beyond Lily Pond were a
+glimmering land of Beulah, may prattle of the golden age of Newport<a name="page_036" id="page_036"></a> as
+of a happy past in which the graybeards were born. But will they
+seriously contend that the age of Cr&oelig;sus and Midas is not the golden
+age of Newport?</p>
+
+<p>While they are gossiping, the coaches approach. They have been through
+the town, and are driving out by the Fort road; and as they appear, the
+vast throng of carriages which have driven out to meet them pull to the
+side of the road to allow a free course. A multitude of spectators
+awaiting a festal procession, which at last is coming, naturally
+suggests applause. But there is profound silence. There is no cheer for
+every spectator to catch up and pass on. The first coach is at hand, and
+gravely passes at a deliberate pace, and the great world in carriages
+gravely looks on. The second coach deliberately follows, and is surveyed
+with equal gravity. The next perhaps will strike a spark of applause.
+But the next passes deliberately amid a silence profound. One friend,
+perhaps, in the stately procession gravely nods to another gravely
+gazing from a<a name="page_037" id="page_037"></a> carriage. The "function" proceeds. Far out at sea the
+white sails flash, and the summer surf breaks gently along the shore.
+Every coach rolls slowly by. The moment for cheering has not yet
+arrived. Indeed, it does not arrive before the pageant has passed, and
+the reviewing carriages are turning and following on in its wake. It is
+truly a solemn function. Graybeard recalls nothing like it for multitude
+and display in the old drives on "beach days" along the beach in what he
+calls the golden age. But does he doubt that old Newport would have done
+it gladly if it could have done it?</p>
+
+<p>If the ghost of Heliogabalus haunts the villa'd shore, it is with no
+hope of resuming the imperial crown. His court merely makes a pretty
+summer spectacle when the opera ends. The coach and the stately equipage
+and the flashing splendor of busy idleness are the pageant which is
+kindly displayed gratis for the passengers in the omnibus, for the
+pedestrians and the nurses. They sit and stroll and stare at their ease
+while the gay play proceeds before their eyes. Nowhere more constantly<a name="page_038" id="page_038"></a>
+than in the summer Newport does the remark of the little child watching
+the march of the soldiers recur&mdash;"Mamma, how good they are to make such
+a show!"<a name="page_039" id="page_039"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_LECTURE_LYCEUM" id="THE_LECTURE_LYCEUM"></a>THE LECTURE LYCEUM.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE Utica <i>Herald</i> in a pleasant article recently recalled the lecture
+lyceum of a quarter of a century ago. It was then what is called a
+power. It greatly influenced public opinion. Its spirit was indicated by
+the reply of Wendell Phillips to an invitation which asked him his terms
+and his subject. He answered that for a literary lecture he should
+expect a hundred dollars, but he would deliver an antislavery address
+for nothing, and pay his own expenses. The lecturers who were most
+sought at that time were almost without exception men of very strong
+convictions upon the great question which, however evaded and
+dexterously hidden, was the vital thought of the country; and every
+successive week from November to April, in the largest cities and the
+smallest cities, along the belt of country from the Kennebec through
+New<a name="page_040" id="page_040"></a> England and New York westward through Ohio and the Northwest to the
+Mississippi, before thousands of the most intelligent American citizens,
+this band of lecturers advanced, like a well-ordered platoon of
+sharp-shooters, and delivered their destructive volley at what they felt
+to be the common enemy.</p>
+
+<p>Edward Everett, "the monarch of the platform," as Mr. Edward Parker
+called him in his book upon American contemporary orators, during part
+of this same time was making a tour through much of the same region with
+his oration upon Washington, for the benefit of the fund for the
+purchase of Mount Vernon, and he was also writing the Mount Vernon
+papers for the <i>Ledger</i>, in one of which he gave an entertaining
+description of a night in a sleeping-car, when those itinerant
+bedchambers had but recently taken to the road. Mr. Everett's
+conservative temperament made his oration a kind of corrective of the
+influence of the great tendency of the lyceum lecture. But patriotic as
+his purpose undoubtedly was, his effort to stem the rapidly rising tide<a name="page_041" id="page_041"></a>
+of public sentiment was like the protests of Governor Hutchinson and the
+Colonial conservatives against the fervid revolutionary appeals of Otis
+and Adams and Quincy. Other popular speakers of the same sympathy as
+that of Mr. Everett found themselves out of tune with the lyceum
+audience, and were but meteors flashing across the stage, whose light
+was lost in the steady and increasing glow of the group of men who were
+identified with the great day of the lyceum lecture. These men were not
+all like Wendell Phillips, open leaders of a specific agitation, nor
+were these lectures always ostensibly upon what are called public
+questions. But the influence of the lecturers was unmistakable. They
+were all men known to be in the strongest sympathy with the most
+advanced feeling of the agitation. It was the plain spirit and tone and
+drift of those lectures, an occasional allusion and the necessary
+application of the remarks, however general, to the actual situation,
+rather than any deliberate discussion of the question itself, which
+characterized the lyceum of that<a name="page_042" id="page_042"></a> day. There was sometimes an attempted
+reaction against this tendency. In Philadelphia it was discovered that
+colored persons were not admitted to the Musical Fund Hall, in which the
+lectures had been given. The leading lecturers instantly informed the
+committee that they declined to speak in the hall so long as the
+restriction continued. In Albany the reactionary sentiment in the Young
+Men's Association succeeded in electing a lecture committee which was
+resolved upon a purely "literary" course, and which would not invite the
+usual lecturers. The result was an independent course, under the
+auspices of dissatisfied members of the association, in which the
+rejected lecturers spoke in the largest hall in the city, and the signal
+triumph of the seceders lay in the immense audience which assembled in
+contrast to the attenuated attendance upon the regular course.</p>
+
+<p>The singular success of the lyceum lecture of that time was due,
+undoubtedly, to two causes&mdash;the simultaneous appearance of a remarkable
+group of orators, and their profound sympathy with<a name="page_043" id="page_043"></a> the question which
+absorbed the public mind. The weekly lecture was not merely a display of
+oratory, not only an amusing recreation, but it brought wit and
+accomplishment and eloquence to strengthen the public feeling and arouse
+the public conscience, and to confirm the earnest spirit which was
+universal, and which forecast the great events and the noble elevation
+of the public mind that followed. Emerson, Wendell Phillips, Gough,
+Beecher, Chapin, Starr King, Theodore Parker, could of themselves carry
+any course of lectures, and each in his own way was thoroughly in accord
+with the truest American life of that time. The situation and the
+condition of the public mind would not have availed, indeed, without the
+happy chance of such orators to create the lyceum, but with that chance
+the lyceum of that day was as remarkable a continuous display of various
+and effective eloquence as has been ever known.</p>
+
+<p>If the faithful diary of any lecturer who went the grand rounds
+twenty-five years ago, from Maine to the Mississippi, could<a name="page_044" id="page_044"></a> be
+published, it would be full of the most amusing stories. The lecturers
+all had them to tell, and they were all men of a singularly fine
+perception of humor. James T. Fields, the publisher in Boston, was the
+friend of all the lyceum orators, and towards the close of his life he
+was himself a popular and attractive lecturer upon literary subjects.
+His little cell or private office in the old corner book-store in Boston
+was an exchange of lecturers for that neighborhood, which teemed with
+lyceums, and no similar space has ever heard fresher stories better
+told, or has ever echoed with gayer laughter.</p>
+
+<p>It was the pleasant company in that little retreat which first heard,
+the day after it occurred, the tale of the belated lecturer who,
+hurrying from the cars in a carriage to the hall in Boston, long beyond
+the hour, dinnerless, and with no chance to dress, opened his
+travelling-bag, and proceeded, to the consternation of the lady who had
+taken a seat in the same carriage, and whose pardon he politely and
+briefly invoked, to change his collar and his coat. As he began to pull<a name="page_045" id="page_045"></a>
+off his coat, having pulled off his collar, his amazed and terrified
+fellow-passenger began to pull at the door, and to call loudly upon the
+driver, who was furiously whipping his horses into a pace that increased
+both the noise of the carriage and the conviction of the terrified lady
+that she was the victim of some dreadful conspiracy, or the hapless
+victim of a maniac. The maniac's earnest but interjectional explanation
+as he proceeded in his toilet, begging his companion to be pacified, as
+he was merely going to lecture, was an unintelligible asseveration,
+which only made his madness more indisputable and awful, and what might
+have befallen the poor lady, if the carriage had not suddenly stopped at
+the hall, and the lecturer, in his clean collar and black coat, had not
+begged her pardon for frightening her, with a fervor that frightened her
+all the more, and disappeared from the vehicle with his travelling-bag,
+shawl, and umbrella, he was not prepared to say. But the tale, as he
+told it the next morning with infinite humor in Fields's corner, was
+received, as he ruefully admitted, with<a name="page_046" id="page_046"></a> louder shouts of laughter than
+had greeted the brightest witticisms of his lecture.</p>
+
+<p>Fields is gone, and his old friend and neighbor Whipple, who was one of
+the earliest of the noted lyceum lecturers. The old corner in the old
+corner book-store is gone, and with it have vanished many of the happy
+company that gathered there, not only of orators, but of famous authors.
+The lyceum of the last generation is gone, but it is not surprising that
+those who recall with the Utica <i>Herald</i> its golden prime should cherish
+a kindly and regretful feeling for an institution which was so
+peculiarly American, and which served so well the true American spirit
+and American life.<a name="page_047" id="page_047"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="TWEED" id="TWEED"></a>TWEED.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HERE are many persons who wonder why Tweed did not evade justice by
+forfeiting his bail. He had every chance to escape, they say; why did he
+stay? His chief confederates are safe in Europe, where he might easily
+have been, yet he was foolish enough to take the risk of a trial, and he
+is imprisoned, probably for the rest of his life. The explanation,
+however, is very obvious. He did not believe there was any risk. Tweed
+was the most striking illustration of a very common faith&mdash;belief in the
+Almighty Dollar. He is the victim of a most touching fidelity to the
+great principle which every good American will surely be the last to
+flout. His creed was very simple: it was that money would buy
+everything, and he reposed upon his belief with the sweet security of
+the Mussulman who sees by faith a heaven<a name="page_048" id="page_048"></a> of houris. Certainly his
+confidence was not surprising. He had proved his creed. He had seen
+money work miracles. He had seen himself, a man of no cleverness and of
+no advantages, rising swiftly by means of it from insignificant poverty
+to the control of a great party. It had made him master of one of the
+great cities of the world. It had secured for him Governors,
+Legislatures, councils, and legal and executive authorities of every
+kind. He invested in land and judges. He bought dogs and lawyers. He
+silenced the press with a golden muzzle, and money made his will law.</p>
+
+<p>Here was a man who wanted nothing that money could not buy: was it
+strange that he had unbounded faith in it? Every form of virtue was to
+him mere affectation, a more or less ingenious and tenacious "strike"
+for money. If a man spoke of honesty, patriotism, self-respect, the
+public welfare, public opinion, truth, justice, right, Tweed smiled at
+the fine phrases in which the auctioneer, anxious to sell himself,
+cried, "Going! going!" Argument, reason, decency&mdash;they were<a name="page_049" id="page_049"></a> meaningless
+to him. If an opponent held out, he simply asked, "How much?" The world
+was a market. Life was a bargain. He felt himself with pride to be the
+largest operator in his way, as Vanderbilt in his, or Stewart in his.</p>
+
+<p>In Albany he had the finest quarters at the Delavan, and when he came
+into the great dining-room at dinner-time, and looked at all the tables
+thronged with members of the Legislature and the lobby, he had a
+benignant, paternal expression, as of a patriarch pleased to see his
+retainers happy. It was a magnificent rendering of Fagin and his pupils.
+You could imagine him trotting up and down in the character of an
+unsuspicious old gentleman with his handkerchief hanging out of his
+pocket, that his scholars might show their skill in prigging a wipe. He
+knew which of that cheerful company was the Artful Dodger and which
+Charley Bates. And he never doubted that he could buy every man in the
+room if he were willing to pay the price. So at the Capitol, where sits
+the Legislature of a noble commonwealth of four millions of<a name="page_050" id="page_050"></a> souls, he
+moved about with an air of fat good-nature, like the chief shepherd of
+the flock. If he stood at the door of the Assembly looking in, it is
+easy to fancy him saying to himself, The State pays these men two or
+three hundred dollars for four months' service; I will give them better
+wages. He did not doubt that it was a fair transaction. What is the
+State? It is only four millions of people, he thought, who are all
+trying to be rich&mdash;struggling, cheating, by hook or by crook, every man
+for himself, and the devil take the hindmost, to be rich. These men
+would be fools not to take my money. And he smiled his fat smile, and
+paid liberally for all that was in market.</p>
+
+<p>There were some papers, whose price he could not ascertain, which
+persisted in speaking ill of him and his pals. If the fools did not know
+their own interest enough to be content with a good price&mdash;say, of
+corporation advertising&mdash;they must be silenced. The conceit of virtue
+must not be pushed too far. So one day his Legislature passed a bill
+virtually giving his judges power to imprison editors at<a name="page_051" id="page_051"></a> their
+pleasure. But virtue&mdash;that is, in the Tweed theory of life, obstinacy in
+holding out for a higher price&mdash;mustered such a really respectable
+protest that the public project of coercion failed, and private methods
+were tried. Tweed had no doubt that reputation could be bought as well
+as power. Peter Cooper builds an institute for the education of the
+poor, does he? You mean, said Tweed, a monument to his own glory. He
+pays a certain number of thousands of dollars for the reputation of
+philanthropy. And Mr. Stewart builds a working-woman's palace. Ah! And
+Mr. Astor founds a library. Indeed! And they are benevolent gentlemen
+and benefactors of their kind? Not at all. They merely invest money in a
+certain kind of fame. That pleases their taste, as fast horses and
+yachts and pictures please the taste of other people. I will show you
+how 'tis done, says the faithful believer in the Dollar. And he gives
+fifty thousand dollars to the poor just as winter is beginning. "Let the
+cavillers say what they will," exclaim a myriad voices, "that shows a
+good<a name="page_052" id="page_052"></a> heart." Tweed, as it were, tips a wink. I told you how it was
+done, he seems to say: what is there that money will not buy?</p>
+
+<p>Is it surprising that such a man did not try to evade justice? Justice
+in his view was a commodity like legislative honor, like newspaper
+independence, like the reputation of benevolence. The reform movement
+was to him a sudden and confusing flurry, in which strikers, to whose
+terms he would not yield, had somehow gained a momentary advantage. He
+had perhaps made a mistake in not buying them at their own price.
+Success had possibly put him off his guard. He was sure that if an
+indictment were found, that would be the end of it, and he had no
+feeling of shame. His friend Fisk had shown what lawyers were made of,
+and he himself would buy lawyers and judges, sheriffs and juries. He
+knew that the one thing that in a needy and greedy world cannot fail is
+money. He came to his first trial, and the jury disagreed: naturally,
+for he had bought some of them. The evidence is, of course, moral only,<a name="page_053" id="page_053"></a>
+but it is conclusive. If justice, facetiously so called, wanted another
+bout, he would "come up smiling." There was no trick or quibble that
+lawyers could devise for which he had not made munificent preparation,
+even to asserting that the judge who obstinately refused to name a price
+was disqualified from sitting at the trial. Money had never failed
+before; it certainly would not at this last pinch.</p>
+
+<p>But it did, and the bewilderment and consternation of this simple
+devotee were pitiful. He had but one article in his faith, and that was
+now destroyed. He had staked everything upon the certainty of the
+Almighty Dollar, and he had lost. But there was something not less
+noticeable than his unquestioning faith. It was that his faith was so
+generally held. For what gave the universal and intense interest to the
+Tweed trial? Here was a common thief, except in the amount of his theft,
+of whose guilt nobody had any doubt, against whom, as the judge said,
+the evidence was a mathematical demonstration, and his conviction was
+hailed as a kind of national deliverance and vindication<a name="page_054" id="page_054"></a> of human
+justice. There was but one reason for this, and it was the feeling that
+money would free him. Of course it was known that the judge could not be
+bought, nor the Attorney-General, nor the prosecution. Tweed might as
+well have offered to buy the moral law. But public knowledge ended
+there. And in the degree of the universality of the belief that somehow,
+by actual bribery, or by legal quirk or shift or sham, money would buy
+him off, is the value of the lesson of his conviction, which is that the
+utmost power of money fails before firm, sagacious, and intelligent
+honesty. There is not a saloon in New York in which the Tweed contempt
+of honorable motives is the sole faith which has not had an astounding
+revelation, and learned that money is not omnipotent.</p>
+
+<p>Those saloons have learned one other thing&mdash;that stealing is the same
+crime, whether it be the theft of public or of private property. The
+Robin Hood jollity that surrounded Tweed, his familiar name, the "Boss,"
+the laughing stories that were told of him, showed that he was<a name="page_055" id="page_055"></a> held in
+very different estimation from an ordinary thief. The baser newspapers
+evidently regarded him as the French nobleman regarded himself who was
+firmly convinced that the Almighty would think twice before condemning
+such a gentleman as he. So when Tweed went to the Tombs the same feeling
+attended him. The officers could not believe that it was really meant so
+rich a man, who had lived in so fine a house, and had spent money so
+profusely, should be treated as a common offender. The wretch who steals
+a loaf to feed his starving children must have short shrift, and Black
+Maria despatches him at the earliest moment. But a "statesman" who
+steals millions of dollars from the people&mdash;really the law must think
+twice before handling him impolitely! A day or two after he had been
+taken to jail, on his way to the penitentiary, the papers said, as if he
+had been a beloved prisoner of state whom cruel governments might
+torture, but whom the people would still honor: "A great many
+improvements have been made in his cell by his friends, and it has now
+quite a<a name="page_056" id="page_056"></a> cosey, comfortable appearance. The floor is covered with a
+carpet of a dark green ground. The walls are hung with dark green cloth,
+and the panes in the windows, opening on Centre Street, which were
+cracked and broken a few days ago, have been newly glazed. In the centre
+of the room is a large round table, at which the 'Boss' takes his three
+regular meals, served up in the best manner from the prison restaurant.
+There is a luxurious leather-covered lounge in one corner, and five
+chairs, including a large, comfortable rocking-chair. Besides these few
+articles of furniture are a wash-stand and a book-case. The prisoner is
+plentifully supplied with reading matter; and as for creature comforts,
+the solicitude of his friends and relatives leaves nothing to be desired
+except liberty. Crowds of people have called to see him for the past two
+days, but none were admitted without passes from the Commissioners."</p>
+
+<p>This feeling was akin to that which inspires the proverb and the
+practice that "all's fair at the Custom-house." When Robin Hood stepped
+politely to the door<a name="page_057" id="page_057"></a> of my Lord Bishop's carriage and requested him to
+alight under the greenwood tree, and proceeded to rifle the carriage of
+all the treasure that his lordship was conveying, he was not felt to be
+a common thief. Far from it; he was the people's tax-gatherer in green.
+He scattered with a free hand among the poor the money which the rich
+man could lose without feeling it. Nobody suffered. My Lord Bishop was
+admonished that he had the poor always with him, and the poor rejoiced
+in his involuntary largess. So "the boys" thought of Tweed. While the
+"Boss" was king there was always money about, as they said; and when did
+Robin Hood himself ever bestow fifty thousand dollars in a lump upon the
+poor? Besides, who could say that he was robbed? The rich could not feel
+it; and was any poor orphan defrauded by him, any poor widow pinched,
+any honest laborer burdened?</p>
+
+<p>Yes, they were. It was public money that he stole. And what is public
+money? It is the taxes. And who pay the taxes&mdash;the rich? No, the poor,
+the producers.<a name="page_058" id="page_058"></a> They come out of the rent of the tenement-house; out of
+the price of tea and sugar and coal; out of the pittance of the widow
+and orphan, and the small wages of the laborer. It was from the poor who
+cowered gratefully over the coal that he gave them that he stole the
+coal. His confederate, Sweeny, planted hyacinths in the city parks, and
+for every flower some poor soul was pinched. Gay Robin Hood strips the
+baron, and the poor bless him as he flings them the gold. Then the baron
+goes home to his castle and wrings teeth out of the jaws of Isaac of
+York, to force him to give money. Then Isaac of York advances at a more
+ruinous rate than yesterday the interest upon the money he lends. So
+when Tweed steals from the public treasury he picks every private
+pocket. Every stroke of his hammer, if he hammers stone with other
+thieves, refreshes in the public mind these familiar truths. It is
+humiliating that the conviction of an evident offender in a court of law
+should be a cause of public congratulation. But, on the other hand, it
+is cheering that shameless<a name="page_059" id="page_059"></a> crime intrenched in every way, and defying
+the course of law, should by that course be quietly convicted and surely
+punished.<a name="page_060" id="page_060"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="COMMENCEMENT" id="COMMENCEMENT"></a>COMMENCEMENT.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>T is a changed college world since Nat. Willis's Philip Slingsby was
+the hero of many a maiden's dream, and the stories of Willis reflected
+the modest gayety of the society of his time. Nahant was then a summer
+resort of importance, and had not become, as one of its denizens said in
+later years, only "cold Boston." Willis's heroes, like Byron's, were
+largely himself, and it was but a thin veil that covered in them persons
+familiar in the society that he knew, and incidents drawn from his own
+experience.</p>
+
+<p>He was the college hero of his time. But his Scripture poems, which had
+great vogue and were printed in all the "classbooks" and "readers," and
+his "Burial of Arnold," a young and brilliant Senior at Yale, and his
+bright and blithe "Saturday Afternoon," are quite passed out of<a name="page_061" id="page_061"></a> current
+knowledge. They are not the kind of verse which is produced in college
+now. Their Byronic sentimentality is not to the taste of the college
+club and Greek Letter Society man of to-day; and Charles Coldstream, who
+looks on listlessly at the college athletic games, leaves enthusiasm to
+"the Fresh," and has "really never read those things of Willis's."</p>
+
+<p>Yet the dominant emotions of Commencement this year were very much what
+they were when Philip Slingsby dared the waltz, and even the more
+emancipated belles shuddered a little as they slid into the charmed
+circle. Youth and hope and the passion which "is not all a dream" are
+forever renewed, and if the fashion changes, the substance remains. In
+the crowded church at Commencement this year, with the gay dresses and
+the flowers and the music and the soft summer air breathing in at the
+open doors and windows, there are still palpitating bosoms, and a color
+that comes and goes, and glances that meet and mingle&mdash;"read the
+language of<a name="page_062" id="page_062"></a> those wandering eye-beams&mdash;the heart knoweth."</p>
+
+<p>It was "Nat. Willis" yesterday, in a high-collared coat and an ample
+cravat such as Brummel wore, and even D'Orsay. It is a quaint and a
+droll costume, as you see it in those old <i>Fraser</i> pictures of English
+authors "'tis sixty years since." But in that guise it is you, sir, of
+to-day, and if your oration is spoken to one auditor, in all that lovely
+throng in the gallery, whose heart answers "pity Zekle" to your pitapat,
+do you think that the divine Una's grandmother was never young, and that
+the droll high-collared coats did not cover hearts as sensitive and
+hopes as high as the faultless summer attire of Nameless, Jun., class of
+'90? The actors change, but the spectacle is the same. Even the members
+of the reverend and venerable the corporation, those bald and
+white-haired worthies who seem vaguely always to have been sitting
+unchanged in the front pews, like those austere senators of Rome of whom
+the tradition tells us that they sat motionless although the invader
+came&mdash;even they are living monuments,<a name="page_063" id="page_063"></a> and on their hearts, as on
+tablets, the story of the wandering eye-beams is engraved.</p>
+
+<p>There is not one of the young heroes of the Commencement hour whom those
+elders do not scan with knowledge. These wise young judges carry no
+secrets which the elders do not share. Is it a strange world that of
+Willis and his Philip Slingsby? It is the world of the moment and of
+this Commencement.</p>
+
+<p>But there is something else in Commencement besides this romance of
+feeling and tradition. It is the celebration of the intellectual life.
+The eloquence, indeed, is sometimes rather copious. An oration in the
+morning before one literary society; in the afternoon before another;
+and a sermon in the evening before the Missionary Association, is good
+measure heaped up and running over. There is some jealousy also even in
+academic groves. In the older day, if the Melpomene had its oration in
+the morning and the Euterpe in the afternoon, and you read on the
+following Sunday, scrawled on the blank page of the hymn-book in the
+pew,<a name="page_064" id="page_064"></a> "Words, words, words, oration of Cicero," and "Genius, eloquence,
+common-sense, oration of Demosthenes," you knew that you read the
+comment upon the rival orator of a Melpomenean or a Euterpean, as the
+case might be. But if the orator was not always wise or eloquent, there
+were also discourses which have profoundly influenced the lives of those
+who heard or read them, giving a direction and inspiring a fidelity
+which, like Wordsworth's thoughts of his past years, breed perpetual
+benediction.</p>
+
+<p>It is a recollection blended of many feelings, that which the recurring
+Commencement brings to the alumnus. But the deep and permanent charm is
+the consciousness of the infinite worth and consolation of letters.
+Theoretically the college course was a series of years devoted to making
+acquaintance with the treasures of human genius. Possibly there was in
+fact some divergence from the theory. But that was the opportunity. The
+gates were set ajar, and if the neophyte did not choose to enter, he
+lost&mdash;as the teacher said to his pupil who went<a name="page_065" id="page_065"></a> fishing rather than to
+hear Webster's eulogy on Adams and Jefferson&mdash;he lost what he can never
+regain.</p>
+
+<p>Is there some fatality which makes the pen that treats of Commencement
+hortatory and didactic? Is there some secret charm which still allies
+the college to the pulpit, so that to talk about it is presently to
+begin to preach? The Easy Chair asks because it feels that it is about
+to take the sacerdotal tone, and remind the youth who is leaving or
+entering college that, like every other epoch in life, college is an
+opportunity. It is what you make it. Fate, as the older times would have
+said&mdash;life, as we prefer to say&mdash;gives us a chance. But the improvement
+of it we give ourselves. The tragedy of the refrain, "Too late, too
+late; ye cannot enter now," is that of the man who, in our simple
+phrase, wasted his college years. The tender spell of Whittier's "Maud
+Muller" lies in its saddest words of tongue or pen. But the memory of
+what might have been is so profoundly pathetic because it might not have
+been, and we were the arbiters<a name="page_066" id="page_066"></a> of fate and did not choose to turn
+upward.</p>
+
+<p>Kind sir of the college, who lend to the preacher of the moment your
+listening ear, the preacher himself may be a wearisome chaplain, but you
+are the young judge of the summer afternoon, smelling the meadows sweet
+with hay, and stopping at the cool spring where Maud Muller hands you
+the refreshing draught. Do you follow the allegory, and see in that maid
+what really she is? To you she is a maiden who rakes the hay; to Numa
+she was Egeria by the other fountain. It is a sweet illusion, for the
+maid is not Egeria nor Maud Muller, but under those gentle forms she is
+the nymph of opportunity. Woo her and win her, and all the happiness
+that might have been will be yours.</p>
+
+<p>There is nothing more touching than the inability of the chooser to
+comprehend the choice. Why did not the judge yield to the soft
+persuasion of that simple loveliness? Why did he not embrace the
+opportunity, and fold his happiness to his heart? Well, sir, that is
+always the<a name="page_067" id="page_067"></a> question. But if he did not know that in that fair figure
+opportunity stood before him, you do know it. Don't be satisfied to hum
+"in court an old love tune." You remember the legend of the Sibyl's
+books. Was it interpreted to you in the class-room? Do you interpret it
+to yourself?</p>
+
+<p>The most inspiring tradition in every college is not that of the boat or
+the ball, of copious gold and flowing wine, of Milo or Sardanapalus or
+Midas; it is not that of the "dig" or the "prig," of Dryasdust or
+Casaubon; but it is that of the youth, by whatever name he was called in
+your college, who did not, like the judge, "closing his heart," ride
+on&mdash;who knew that four such years as yours in college would never
+return, and that they offered him the golden keys which, polished by his
+labor, would open the heaped treasures of genius in all ages and lands.
+It is he who in taking the keys did not grudge the labor, and to whose
+life those treasures have been wide open.</p>
+
+<p>No, the inspiring personal tradition of college was not the pleasant
+Philip Slingsby;<a name="page_068" id="page_068"></a> it was rather Philip Sidney, who rode with the best
+and was a man in every manly enterprise, but who had so used his
+opportunities in study and affairs that Hubert Languet, most
+accomplished of scholars, called him friend, and William of Orange
+called him master.<a name="page_069" id="page_069"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_STREETS_OF_NEW_YORK" id="THE_STREETS_OF_NEW_YORK"></a>THE STREETS OF NEW YORK.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_E.png"
+width="100"
+height="102"
+alt="E"
+title="E" /></span>VEN the Pan-Americans protest that the streets of New York are dirty.
+It is very comical, but it is true, that all our marvellous prosperity,
+our genius of invention, our quickness of wit, and profusion of
+resource; all our patriotism and pride, our great traditions of liberty
+and heroism, our free soil, free speech, and free press; and all the
+force and intelligence of our free government&mdash;cannot keep the streets
+of New York clean. Miss Edwards, the most courteous and friendly of
+visitors, is compelled to say: "I found on all sides nothing but holes
+of mud, gutters, and dirt piles, an endless rush and a block of street
+traffic. There are so many dangers and the state of the highways is such
+as to make it incomprehensible to English people that enterprising
+Americans would long endure it."<a name="page_070" id="page_070"></a></p>
+
+<p>Miss Edwards is familiar with the dirt of Egypt, which is universal and
+intolerable, but even that does not mollify or alleviate the awful
+impression of dirty New York. Then a Pan-American, perhaps from Bogota,
+from Callao, from Lima, from Santiago, from Buenos Ayres, from Rio de
+Janeiro, from Guayaquil&mdash;cities in which we had not supposed impeccable
+highways to be&mdash;politely flagellates us, and ignominiously discrowns
+Broadway. "It was impossible not to notice the deplorable condition of
+the streets. Our carriages plunged terribly into the holes which at
+frequent intervals were met with, and the wheels at every turn sent
+whirls of mud, which compelled the passers-by to keep at a respectful
+distance."</p>
+
+<p>We may indeed reply that this is the fling of a Pan-American. And who,
+forsooth, is a Pan-American? Is he the superior&mdash;nay, does he presume to
+be the peer&mdash;of a North American? Are we not notoriously the greatest
+nation in the world? Does not our population reduplicate incalculably?
+Have we not carried civilization from sea to sea? Have<a name="page_071" id="page_071"></a> we not the
+largest lakes, the longest rivers, the broadest prairies, the greatest
+cataract, in the world? And shall the minions of monarchies and the
+pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics snap their ridiculous fingers at
+us, and presume to say that the streets of New York are dirty? The idea
+is preposterous. It is contemptible. Moreover, it is insulting, and the
+streets of New York are&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>It is plain sailing&mdash;or slipping, as chance may determine whether we go
+in the water or the mud&mdash;so far, but it is a little difficult to end
+that sentence in the same key. Let us try another, possibly a little
+less perfervid. The population of the United States is some sixty
+millions. Taken altogether they form undoubtedly the most intelligent
+community, with the highest average well-being, in the world. They are
+self-governing down to aldermen and coroners. More than in any country
+at any time in history, the will of the majority of the adult male
+population determines the government. The city of New York is one of the
+three or four chief cities of the world. It is confessedly<a name="page_072" id="page_072"></a> the
+metropolis of this blessed and absolutely self-governing country, and
+the streets of New York can't be kept clean.</p>
+
+<p>Is there any possible method of describing the unquestionable greatness
+and undoubted glory of the country, its resplendent history and its
+miraculous achievements, in an ascending and cumulative series of
+epithets and epigrams which shall end truthfully in the resounding
+allegation, "and the streets of New York are kept clean"? Indeed, is not
+this little joker worse than that of the thimble? Does he not grin at us
+from every pile of mud, and laugh out of every hole, and snicker and
+sneer on every side of the unremoved and apparently irremovable dirt and
+disorder?</p>
+
+<p>It is absurd, as the boys say, to "blame" this situation upon somebody
+else&mdash;some street commissioner, or scavenger, or other officer, or
+employé. Nobody is ever guilty of misrule in this country but the
+rulers, and the rulers are the people. The citizens of New York elect
+the city officers who are to do the city work which<a name="page_073" id="page_073"></a> the citizens pay
+for. They give some of those officers authority to dismiss others who
+are derelict in their duty, and the governor can deal with the chief
+officers who do not obey the command of the people. If the taxes are
+outrageously heavy, if the money is squandered, if the streets are dirty
+and city government a farce, nobody is to blame but the citizens. They
+have as good a government as they choose, and the kind of government
+they desire.</p>
+
+<p>Then they desire dirty streets? Certainly. That is to say, they don't
+desire clean streets strongly enough to secure them. Then popular
+government has failed in cities? Rather there are some things in cities
+in which popular government is not especially interested. If there are
+two hundred and fifty thousand voters in the city of New York, how many
+of them really care enough for clean streets and proper municipal
+administration to spend time and trouble to secure them?</p>
+
+<p>Consider the lilies of the field&mdash;that is to say, look at the aldermen
+and the<a name="page_074" id="page_074"></a> municipal officers, the representatives in the State
+Legislature and in Congress that the city of New York elects. Do they
+represent what we call its intelligence and character? Yet undeniably
+they are representatives of the majority of the voters, and if that
+majority be corrupt or stupid, it is either because there are more
+knaves and fools than intelligent and honest citizens among the voters,
+or because such citizens do not care to take the trouble to vote and to
+be represented; in which case the Aldermen and Co. that we see are,
+morally speaking, true representatives of the city. The minions of
+monarchies and the pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics, as they bump
+and wallow and flounder, bespattered and contemptuous, through the
+streets of New York, may truly say that they are such streets as the
+citizens desire, because if the people desired clean streets, unless
+popular government be a failure, they would have them. If the mayor did
+not appoint officers who would clean the streets, they would require the
+governor to deal with the mayor.<a name="page_075" id="page_075"></a></p>
+
+<p>Does it necessarily follow, because popular government is, upon the
+whole, the best government, that the governing people desire all good
+things that government can supply? Liberty they want, and equality, and
+fair play; but do they, because they are self-governing, desire
+beautiful buildings and clean streets? Might not a good-natured despot
+of fine taste and sanitary enlightenment and a sense of order give his
+dominions nobler public works and a better municipal administration than
+a republic which is neither tuppenny nor temporary, but in which there
+is easy and indolent indifference to public beauty and public order?</p>
+
+<p>"Above all," said the English bishop to the young catechumen, "don't
+mistake zeal for knowledge." Above all, says the good genius of America,
+don't confound national bumptiousness with patriotism.<a name="page_076" id="page_076"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_MORALITY_OF_DANCING" id="THE_MORALITY_OF_DANCING"></a>THE MORALITY OF DANCING.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE gravity of the discussion of the morality of dancing is exceedingly
+amusing. The dancing of young people is as natural and instinctive as
+their laughing and singing, and the old Easy Chairs about the wall might
+as wisely quarrel with the song of the bobolink in the fields as with
+the dance upon the floor. But the grave censors who condemn it must be
+heard. There is reason in the way in which they often put their
+objections. Excitement, late hours, exposure of health, all these are
+bad. But, on the other hand, exercise, cheerfulness, friendly
+conversation, all these are good. The zealous censors confound uses and
+abuses. The Easy Chair has seen a worthy temperance apostle ingulfing
+cups of coffee in the pauses of an exhortation to abstinence, until it
+marvelled at the capacity of the apostolic stomach. Could<a name="page_077" id="page_077"></a> there be no
+intemperance in coffee-drinking? But was coffee not to be drunk? The
+Easy Chair has seen such frantic gobbling at a railway eating-room that
+it could only gaze in wonder at the sottish and, so to speak, drunken
+eating. But is food not to be eaten? The Easy Chair has seen little
+children, extravagantly dressed and decorated, dancing in great hotel
+parlors on hot summer nights at an hour when they should all have been
+sound asleep in their beds, while their parents should have been soundly
+chastised for not putting them there. But is the dancing of young
+persons therefore wrong?</p>
+
+<p>This is probably to the censorial mind nothing but the base compromise
+and sophistry of "moderate drinking." But nevertheless most of the evils
+of this kind are perversions of good things. There are a great many
+young and ignorant parents who become impatient with the incessant
+activity and restlessness of their children. They condemn them to sit
+still in a chair and make no noise. Dear madame, it is nature's
+intention that the child<a name="page_078" id="page_078"></a> shall be restless, to develop his limbs. You
+apply to him rules that are fit and easy for us who are old, and whom
+nature equally admonishes to sit still in chairs. Our little Procrustean
+beds are merely furniture that tortures. The desire of youth for
+enjoyment is as worthy as its desire for knowledge, for truth, for
+excellence. And it is the spirit, not the method, of enjoyments which
+are not obviously wrong, that is chiefly to be regarded. A good man asks
+whether he could go from dancing to console a dying bed. But could he go
+from skating, or reading <i>Pickwick</i>, or from heartily laughing, to
+console a dying friend? Would it not, even in his own view, depend
+wholly upon the mood in which he was doing it?</p>
+
+<p>Let him select an act which he would approve. Let him be reading a
+serious book, or thinking in his study, or going upon a visit of charity
+when he is summoned, and he would say that he could go with perfect
+composure and the utmost propriety. But how if he were peevish as he
+read the serious book, or if he were thinking angrily in his study, or
+if<a name="page_079" id="page_079"></a> he were mentally reproaching the duty that drew him from his
+comfortable room to pay a visit of charity, could he then more properly
+hasten to console the dying than if he had been cheerfully dancing, his
+mind full of pleasant thoughts and the delight of the music and the
+measured movement? It is not the thing that he is doing, but the spirit
+in which he is doing it, that should be considered.</p>
+
+<p>How different a view of the pleasant recreation of dancing may be taken
+by an intellectual man, from that of one who thinks the waltz a device
+of Satan, is shown by a passage of De Quincey, the beginning of which
+the Easy Chair will quote, and which will find an echo in many a memory:
+"And in itself, of all the scenes which this world offers, none is to me
+so profoundly interesting, none (I say deliberately) so affecting, as
+the spectacle of men and women floating through the mazes of a dance;
+under these conditions, however, that the music shall be rich and
+festal, the execution of the dancers perfect, and the dance itself of a
+character to admit of free, fluent, and<a name="page_080" id="page_080"></a> continuous action. And whenever
+the music happens not to be of a light, trivial character, but charged
+with the spirit of festal pleasure, and the performers in the dance so
+far skilful as to betray no awkwardness verging on the ludicrous, I
+believe that many persons feel as I feel in such circumstances, viz.,
+derive from the spectacle the very grandest form of passionate sadness
+which can belong to any spectacle whatsoever."<a name="page_081" id="page_081"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_HOG_FAMILY" id="THE_HOG_FAMILY"></a>THE HOG FAMILY.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>T is a good sign of the times that the crusade against the large and
+omnipresent family of Hog which the Easy Chair long ago preached has
+been vigorously renewed. Public manners are a common interest. The
+private conduct of the most famous personages is of small concern beyond
+their domestic circle. But the conduct of the person in the next room at
+a hotel, or in the next seat in a railroad car, is of great interest to
+us. Yet the remedy is not obvious. Even if we should propose a school of
+manners, it is not certain that the pupils for whom it would be
+especially designed would attend.</p>
+
+<p>If a fellow-guest at the Grand Hotel of the Universe comes in at two in
+the morning, and going humming along the corridor to his room, flings
+his boot<a name="page_082" id="page_082"></a> down upon the floor at his door with a resounding blow that
+awakens all neighboring sleepers, you may cover him with expletives, and
+consign him in imagination to a hundred direful dooms, but nevertheless
+he goes unpunished. Or you may suddenly confront him in all the majesty
+of nocturnal dishabille, and admonish him severely of the wicked
+selfishness of his ways. But the probability is that you will have
+either an extremely amused audience, who will "guy" your appearance
+without mercy, or receive a surly rejoinder in the form of a boot or a
+volley of vituperation. In any event, the school of manners will not be
+honored by the exercises.</p>
+
+<p>Yet the Hog family is not American, nor is it by any means peculiar to
+this country. The Lady Mavourneen who said with enthusiasm that she
+could travel without insult from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and that
+every American of the other sex seemed to make himself her protector,
+said only what is generally true of the American. He is naturally
+courteous and invincibly good-natured.<a name="page_083" id="page_083"></a> Indeed, it is his good-nature
+which has permitted the family Hog to develop to such proportions. A man
+enters a hotel "as if it belonged to him." Will he not be forced to pay
+for his accommodation&mdash;and roundly? Shall he not take his ease in his
+inn? Is he not willing to settle for all the food, drink, comfort,
+trouble, that he may require or occasion? Shall he put himself out for
+others? If number one does not look out for itself, who will look out
+for it?</p>
+
+<p>And to all this Jonathan good-naturedly assents. If number one takes
+more than his share of the sofa, Jonathan moves up. If number one puts
+his feet on a chair, Jonathan does not stare. If number one still more
+grossly demonstrates his porcine lineage, Jonathan dislikes to make
+trouble&mdash;until number one comes to despise those whom he insults, and
+plainly expects every circle to bow to the sovereignty of selfishness.
+This is a fatal form of good-nature, but it has a not unkindly origin.
+It springs from a social condition in which everybody is expected to
+help everybody else, because everybody<a name="page_084" id="page_084"></a> needs help as in a frontier
+community. Indeed, in many a rural neighborhood still, this spirit of
+lending a hand is supreme. Everybody expects to submit to inconvenience,
+because he knows that he will require others to submit.</p>
+
+<p>But these refinements of mutual dependence must not be allowed to
+justify the outrages of selfishness. The passenger in the boat or the
+train who occupies more than his seat, who sits in one chair, covers
+another with his feet, and a third with his bundles, and smokes, and
+widely squirts tobacco juice around him until his vicinity is not "a
+little heaven," but another kind of "h" below, is a public pest and
+general nuisance, for whose punishment there should be a common law of
+procedure. But this can be found only where there is a common contempt
+and resolution which will deprive him of his ill-gotten seats in the
+first place, and make him feel, in the second, the general scorn of his
+neighbors.</p>
+
+<p>But as we are told constantly and correctly that we are a reading
+people, it is through reading that the members of the<a name="page_085" id="page_085"></a> family which is
+<i>hostis humani generis</i> will learn that they are the most detestable and
+detested of the great families of the race. You, sir, whose eyes are
+skimming this page, and who never give your seat to a woman in the
+elevated car "on principle"&mdash;the principle being either that a woman
+ought not to get into a crowded car, knowing that she will put gentlemen
+to inconvenience; or that the company ought to forbid the entry of more
+passengers than there are seats; or that first come should be first
+served; or that number one, having paid for a seat, has a right to
+occupy it; or whatever other form the "principle" may assume&mdash;you are
+one of the host against whom the crusade is pushed. Thou art the&mdash;well,
+for the sake of euphony we will say man, but it is not man that is in
+the mind of your censors.</p>
+
+<p>Or you, madam, who enter the railroad car with an air of right, and a
+look of reproval at every man who does not spring to his feet, and who
+settle yourself into the seat offered you without the least recognition
+of the courtesy that offers it&mdash;<a name="page_086" id="page_086"></a>for you it would be well if the urbane
+mentor of another day were still here, who, having given his seat to a
+dashing young woman who seemed unconscious of his presence, looked at
+her until she impatiently demanded if he wanted anything, and he
+responding, said, blandly, "Yes, madam; I want to hear you say thank
+you."</p>
+
+<p>Both this sir and madam may learn from the daily papers as from this
+page that even in a car where they recognize no acquaintance a cloud of
+witnesses around hold them in full survey, and whatever the fashion or
+richness of their garments, and however supercilious their air, perceive
+at once whether they belong to the family of ladies and gentlemen, or to
+that of Charles Lamb's "Mr. H." Thackeray's hero could not have been
+more aghast to see his divine Ottilia consume with gusto the oysters
+which were no longer fresh than Romeo to learn by his Juliet's question
+to that urbane mentor of other years that his mistress must be of kin to
+the unmentionable family.</p>
+
+<p>The next time those boots are flung<a name="page_087" id="page_087"></a> down in the reverberating hotel
+corridor there will be no harm in remarking to the clerk the next
+morning in the crowded office that it is not necessary for you to look
+upon the register to know that one of the Hog family arrived during the
+night.<a name="page_088" id="page_088"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_ENLIGHTENED_OBSERVER" id="THE_ENLIGHTENED_OBSERVER"></a>THE ENLIGHTENED OBSERVER.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE Enlightened Observer from Europe who is studying American
+institutions asked the Easy Chair the other day what was meant by the
+statement that a candidate for a high elective office had opened
+headquarters in the neighborhood of a nominating convention. The
+Enlightened Observer said that he had always supposed that such
+conventions were assemblies which nominated persons whose public
+services and personal ability and character had distinguished them among
+their fellow-citizens, and shown them to be especially fitted for the
+offices which were to be filled. "Am I mistaken," he asked, "in
+supposing that to be the theory of your institutions?"</p>
+
+<p>The Easy Chair could not say that he was, and conceded that such was the
+theory.<a name="page_089" id="page_089"></a></p>
+
+<p>"In other words," continued the Enlightened Observer, "a republic
+secures good government because it intrusts the government not to the
+chance of birth, which may give to Oliver Cromwell a son Richard, and
+make the heir of Alexander the Great an Alexander the Little, but
+because it calls to its great offices of every degree those citizens who
+have demonstrated their peculiar fitness."</p>
+
+<p>"That is certainly the theory of our republican institutions," returned
+the Easy Chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said the Enlightened Observer.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" echoed the Easy Chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, but why, then, does a candidate open headquarters?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, certainly. Why&mdash;that is&mdash;it is to make himself known."</p>
+
+<p>"But the theory seems to assume that he is known already. Is it that he
+performs public services at the headquarters, or exhibits there his
+character and abilities? Is not the time a little limited and the space
+somewhat inconvenient for<a name="page_090" id="page_090"></a> such demonstrations? I am at a little loss. I
+can see that the personal appearance and manners of a candidate might be
+displayed favorably at a headquarters, and that, in a charming phrase of
+your country, he might dispense a generous hospitality in a hotel
+parlor, but how can he display his fitness for a high office in such
+narrow quarters as headquarters must be? Am I to understand that when
+Mr. John Jay was selected as a candidate for the Governorship of New
+York he had repaired previously to the place of nomination and had
+opened headquarters? Did General Washington pursue a similar course? If
+the services and character of a candidate have commended him to public
+favor and designated him as a suitable officer, why is not that enough?"</p>
+
+<p>"Undoubtedly," answered the Easy Chair, "why isn't it? But I am afraid
+that you have not pursued your enlightened observations quite far
+enough, or you would have learned that in this country a kind providence
+is supposed to help those who help themselves, and<a name="page_091" id="page_091"></a> that those who
+expect to have Governorships and Senatorships and other large and highly
+flavored political morsels offered to them on golden salvers and on
+bended knees will be seriously disappointed."</p>
+
+<p>"I see," said, courteously, the Enlightened Observer, "that my excellent
+friend the Easy Chair is pleased to speak in metaphor. If I may
+penetrate it, he is declaring that great places are to be won like
+precious prizes, and do not drop into idle hands like fruit overripe.
+But if I may hold him to the point, is it not the theory of your
+institutions that it is services and character and ability that win the
+precious political prizes, and surely such qualities and services cannot
+be described as idle hands? I agree that providence helps those who help
+themselves, but who helps himself more than he who helps the entire
+community? And how does he help the community who opens headquarters to
+secure a prize for himself? Moreover, have I not heard that office
+should pursue the man, and not the man the office? Yet what is opening
+headquarters<a name="page_092" id="page_092"></a> but pursuing office, as a hound a hare?"</p>
+
+<p>The Easy Chair was obliged to suggest that there was no harm in knowing
+"the boys," and in showing the affability of a simple citizen "without
+airs," and making the acquaintance of important political personages,
+all of which the Enlightened Observer conceded, but still politely
+insisted that knowing the boys and showing affability and refraining
+from lofty demeanor did not demonstrate fitness for great place, and was
+a loss of proper personal dignity that ought not to be required of any
+one who had really approved himself as a suitable officer. He concluded
+that he might not have mistaken the theory, but he had certainly not
+apprehended the practice of our institutions.</p>
+
+<p>"But surely," said the Easy Chair, "'tis but a small price to pay."</p>
+
+<p>"True," said the Enlightened Observer, "it is a very small price; but I
+had not supposed that in the republic office was sold at any price. I
+thought that the good Santa Claus of public approval<a name="page_093" id="page_093"></a> dropped it as a
+Christmas gift into the stocking of the most deserving. It seems,
+however, to be rather a raisin in snap-dragon&mdash;the prize of the toughest
+fingers."<a name="page_094" id="page_094"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="RALPH_WALDO_EMERSON" id="RALPH_WALDO_EMERSON"></a>RALPH WALDO EMERSON.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE beauty of Israel has fallen in its high place," said the voice of
+Emerson's friend and neighbor, Judge Hoar, trembling and almost hushed
+in emotion, and everybody who heard felt the singular felicity of the
+words. The plain little country church was crowded, and a vast throng
+stood outside in the peaceful April sunshine. Before the pulpit&mdash;the
+eyes forever closed, the voice forever silent&mdash;lay the man whose aspect
+of sweet and majestic serenity Death had not touched, and which recalled
+his own words: "Even the corpse that has lain in the chambers has added
+a solemn ornament to the house." It was the man who was beloved of his
+neighbors and honored by the world, whose modest counsel in grave
+affairs guided the village, and whose thought led the thought of
+Christendom. "He belonged<a name="page_095" id="page_095"></a> to all men, but he is peculiarly ours," said
+Judge Hoar truly, speaking for the quiet historic town of which
+Emerson's grandfather had been the minister, and in which he lived
+during the larger part of his life, and to which his memory will lend an
+imperishable charm.</p>
+
+<p>Concord when he first knew it was already famous. A hundred years ago,
+at the bridge over the placid river, the Middlesex farmers, hastening as
+minute men from all the neighboring country, had obeyed the first
+military summons to fire upon the king's regulars; and the red-coated
+regulars, turning, had begun, amid the blazing patriot volley of twenty
+miles, their long retreat to Yorktown and over the sea. At the point
+where the highway by which the soldiers marched enters the village,
+under the hill along whose ridge the hurrying countrymen pressed to cut
+off the soldiers' retreat, lived for more than forty years the scholar
+who belongs to Concord as Shakespeare belongs to Stratford.</p>
+
+<p>"Nature," said Emerson in his first book, written in the old Manse at
+Concord,<a name="page_096" id="page_096"></a> which Hawthorne afterwards inhabited, and which he has so
+beautifully commemorated&mdash;"Nature stretcheth out her arms to embrace
+man: only let his thoughts be of equal greatness. Willingly does she
+follow his steps with the rose and the violet, and bend her lines of
+grandeur and grace to the decoration of her darling child. Only let his
+thoughts be of equal scope, and the frame will suit the picture. A
+virtuous man is in unison with her works, and makes the central figure
+of the visible sphere. Homer, Pindar, Socrates, Phocion, associate
+themselves fitly in our memory with the geography and climate of Greece.
+The visible heavens and the earth sympathize with Jesus. And in common
+life whoever has seen a person of powerful character and happy genius
+will have remarked how easily he took all things along with him, the
+persons, the opinions, and the day, and nature became auxiliary to a
+man." So is Emerson associated with the tranquil landscape of the old
+Middlesex town&mdash;the gentle hills, the long sweep of meadowland, the
+winding river, the woodland,<a name="page_097" id="page_097"></a> and the pastures under the ample sky. The
+broad horizon and rural repose were the fitting home of the lofty and
+beneficent genius whose life and word perpetually illustrated the
+supreme worth and beauty of truth, purity, and morality. Whoever saw him
+there or elsewhere, saw the "sweet and virtuous soul" which George
+Herbert likened to seasoned timber that never gives.</p>
+
+<p>The sincerity and serenity of Emerson's character were unsurpassed. The
+freshness and glow of his interest in life were perennial. With a sober
+tenderness of regret he said to a friend who congratulated him upon his
+seventieth birthday, "Yet it is a little sad to me, for I count to-day
+the end of youth." In no other sense than the lapse of years, however,
+was it true. That auroral freshness of soul which is the distinctive
+charm of youth lingered when even memory somewhat failed. "How long it
+is since I have seen you!" he said at Longfellow's funeral to a friend
+whom he had accosted just before. But he said it with all that
+heartiness of sympathy and expectation<a name="page_098" id="page_098"></a> which, in the golden prime of
+his life, when he was in many ways the most striking and original figure
+in his country, made him greet every comer as if he expected to hear
+from him a wiser word than had yet been spoken. A youth, fascinated by
+this simple graciousness of manner, declared that Emerson greeted the
+most ordinary persons like a King of Spain receiving an ambassador from
+the Great Mogul. The expectancy of his manner implied that every man had
+some message to deliver, and he bent himself to hear.</p>
+
+<p>But his shrewdness of perception was exquisite. He did not take dross
+because he hoped for gold. His reproof was as sure and incisive as the
+stroke of a delicate Damascus blade. When a young man, hearing Emerson
+say that everybody ought to read Plato, followed his advice, and read,
+he thought, with the audacity of youth, that he detected faults in
+Plato, and wrote an essay to set them forth. He asked Emerson to read
+it, and when he returned it to the youth, Emerson said, pleasantly, "My
+boy, when you<a name="page_099" id="page_099"></a> strike at the king, you must kill him." One day he sat at
+dinner with a distinguished company of statesmen. He was by far the most
+famous man at the table; but he modestly followed the conversation,
+turning from each guest who spoke, to the next, with the old sweet
+gravity of earnest expectation. When all the notable company had gone, a
+guest who remained said to him: "I saw you talking with the English
+Minister. He is a brilliant man, and I hope that you found him
+agreeable." "A very pleasant gentleman," replied Emerson; "but he does
+not represent the England that I know."</p>
+
+<p>Despite this sharp apprehension, however, Emerson was sometimes unable
+to find any charm in writings which have apparently taken a permanent
+place in literature. He could see nothing interesting or valuable in
+Shelley. "When I read Shelley," he once said, "I am like a man who
+thinks that he sees gold at the bottom of a stream. He reaches for it,
+but his hands come up cold, with a little common sand in them." The
+waywardness and disorder of Shelley's life may<a name="page_100" id="page_100"></a> have troubled him. But
+this would not have affected his intellectual judgment. His acute
+intellect was supremely independent and absolutely courageous. "He must
+embrace solitude as a bride," he said of the scholar; "he must have his
+glees and his glooms alone." When as a young man he quietly closed his
+pulpit door, and declined to preach any more, because he no longer felt
+any value in certain religious rites, there was no protest, nor
+ostentation, nor newspaper "sensation." It was simply the closing of a
+book that he had read, and the amazement and censure and grief of others
+could not possibly persuade him to do, or to say, or to affect, the
+thing that was not true. Emerson's moral and intellectual integrity was
+transparently simple, but it was sublime. It was not expressed in stormy
+self-assertion nor cynical contempt. It spoke in tranquil and beautiful
+affirmation, perfectly courteous, but absolutely sincere.</p>
+
+<p>But no man more charitably and diligently sought to understand others,
+and to be just to what was obscure and foreign<a name="page_101" id="page_101"></a> to him. He listened
+patiently to music. But it did not charm him. He was punctual in the
+duties of a citizen. But he had no proper political tastes. Yet for the
+true politics, the application of the moral law to the control of public
+affairs, no man was more perceptive or uncompromising. He was always on
+the right side of great public questions. His hospitable sympathy
+entertained every good cause, and in all our antislavery literature
+there is no nobler or more permanent work than his address upon the
+anniversary of West India emancipation in 1844. The only cloud that ever
+arose upon his regard for Carlyle was his displeasure with Carlyle's
+contemptuous and cynical sneers at our civil war. He was deeply
+impatient of doubtful and half-hearted Americans during the war. "They
+call themselves gentlemen, I believe," he said of certain persons, and
+in a tone which showed that his lofty and patriotic honor instinctively
+and utterly repudiated the pinchbeck claims of educated feebleness to
+bear "the grand old name of gentleman."<a name="page_102" id="page_102"></a></p>
+
+<p>Those who recall Emerson when he was a clergyman in Boston remember a
+singular spiritual beauty in the man, and an indescribable charm of
+manner in his public speech. But apparently he impressed his earlier
+associates with the purity and refinement of his mind and life, his
+lofty intellectual tastes and sympathy, and his literary accomplishment,
+rather than by the peculiar force of a genius which was to give the most
+powerful spiritual impulse of the generation to American thought. This
+is the more singular because there was always something breezy and
+heroic in his tone, which might have led to the suspicion of the fact
+that he was from the first a fond reader of Plutarch, from whose "Lives"
+he draws so many illustrations. As in a mountain walk the traveller is
+suddenly aware of wafts of perfumed air, now of the wild-grape blossom,
+now of the azalea or sweet-brier, so the strain of Emerson suggests his
+sympathy with Plutarch and Montaigne, the Oriental poets and the
+Platonists.</p>
+
+<p>But no one could describe accurately<a name="page_103" id="page_103"></a> his "system" of philosophy, nor
+fit him into a "school" of poetry. He was content to call himself a
+scholar, and no name was more significant and precious to him. He
+shunned notoriety, but he had the instinctive desire of every artist and
+of all genius for an audience. When a friend asked him of a young man
+whose literary talent had seemed to him to promise great achievement,
+Emerson said: "He does nothing; and I doubted his genius when I saw that
+he did not seek a hearing." When his own first slight volume, "Nature,"
+was published, they were but a few, a very few, who perceived in it the
+ripe and beautiful work of a master in literature and thought. The
+richness and originality and picturesque simplicity of this book, its
+subtle perception, its tone of jubilant power, and the soft glimmering
+light of lofty imagination which irradiates every page, do not lose by
+familiarity, and are as charming, although of course not so surprising,
+as when they first took captive the readers of nearly fifty years ago.
+With the eagerness of classification which characterizes<a name="page_104" id="page_104"></a> many active
+minds, Emerson was immediately labelled a Berkeleyan, an idealist, and a
+mystic. But he eluded the precise classification as noiselessly and
+surely as a cloud changes its form. Astonishment, satire, indignation,
+contradiction, spent themselves in vain. Like a rose-tree in June, which
+blossoms sweetly whether the air be chilly or sunny, his thought quietly
+flowered into exquisite expression. You might like it or leave it. But
+the rose would be still a rose.</p>
+
+<p>There was a fashion of calling Emerson obscure. But there is no style in
+literature of more poetic precision than his. It is full of surprises of
+beauty and aptness. His central doctrine of the identity of men, the
+grandeur of every man's opportunity, and the essential poetry of the
+circumstances of common life, was a living faith. "The great man," he
+said, "makes the great thing." "In the sighing of these woods; in the
+quiet of these gray fields; in the cool breeze that sings out of these
+Northern mountains; in the workmen, the boys, the maidens you meet; in
+the hopes of<a name="page_105" id="page_105"></a> the morning, the ennui of noon, and sauntering of the
+afternoon; in the disquieting comparisons; in the regrets at want of
+vigor; in the great idea and the puny execution&mdash;behold Charles the
+Fifth's day; another, yet the same; behold Chatham's, Hampden's,
+Bayard's, Alfred's, Scipio's, Pericles's day&mdash;day of all that are born
+of women. The difference of circumstance is merely costume. I am tasting
+the self-same life&mdash;its sweetness, its greatness, its pain&mdash;which I so
+admire in other men." The temptation to complete the splendid passage is
+almost irresistible. But in every page you are drawn on as in a stately
+symphony of winning music.</p>
+
+<p>This passage is from the Dartmouth College address, and it has all the
+flowing cadence of a discourse written to be spoken. Yet Emerson had
+little of the orator's temperament save the desire of an audience, and
+an earnestness which was pure and not passionate. But no orator in the
+country has exercised a deeper or more permanent influence. His
+discourses were but essays, but their<a name="page_106" id="page_106"></a> thought was so noble, their form
+so symmetrical, their tone so lofty, and they were spoken with such
+alluring rhythm, that they threw over young minds a spell which no other
+eloquence could command. Emerson himself was very susceptible to the
+power of fine oratory. No man ever praised more warmly the charm of
+Everett in his earlier day. When Webster delivered his eulogy upon Adams
+and Jefferson in Faneuil Hall, Emerson was teaching in Cambridge, and
+Richard H. Dana, Jun., was one of his pupils. The day before Webster
+spoke, the teacher announced that there would be no school upon the
+morrow, and he earnestly exhorted his pupils not to lose the memorable
+opportunity of hearing the great orator. Dana was of an age to prefer
+fishing to oratory, and strolled off with his line to the river, where
+he passed the day. When school was resumed, Mr. Emerson with sympathetic
+interest asked him if he had heard Webster. The fisher, half ashamed,
+reluctantly owned his absence. Emerson looked at him with regret and<a name="page_107" id="page_107"></a>
+almost pain, and said to him, gravely: "My boy, I am very sorry; you
+have lost what you can never recover, and what you will regret to the
+last day of your life."</p>
+
+<p>But those who heard his own Divinity School address, or the Cambridge or
+Dartmouth oration, or the Emancipation address, would not exchange that
+recollection even to have heard the Olympian orator in Faneuil Hall.
+"Tell me," said a Senator famous for his oratory, to a friend in
+Washington, "what do you call eloquence? Repeat to me an eloquent
+passage." The friend quoted from Emerson the unequalled passage from the
+Dartmouth College address in which the scholar appeals to the young men
+to be true to the ideals of their youth&mdash;a passage which no generous
+youth can read to-day without deep emotion and a thrill of high resolve.
+The Senator listened with an air of perplexed incredulity. "Do you call
+that eloquent? Now see what I call eloquence," and he declaimed a
+glowing piece of rhetoric with ardent feeling. It was a passage from
+Charles<a name="page_108" id="page_108"></a> Sprague's Fourth-of-July oration in Boston sixty years ago. But
+effective as it was, his friend reminded the Senator that if the test of
+eloquence be glow of feeling and splendor and sincerity of expression,
+with an inner power of appeal which searches the heart and moulds the
+life, no really greater results in this country could be traced to any
+speech than to that of Emerson, who read the greater part of his essays
+as addresses, and who sometimes reached a lyrical strain which not the
+magnificent Burke nor any other great orator surpasses.</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;To talk of Emerson, even if the talker were not of the circle of his
+intimate friends, is to raise the flood-gate of happy and inspiring
+recollections. It is one of the tenderest of the thoughts that hover
+around his memory, as the low winds sigh through the pine-trees over his
+grave, that, as with Longfellow, there are no excuses to be made for
+grotesque eccentricities of genius, nor for a life at any point unworthy
+of so great a soul. He said of his friend Thoreau, who is buried near
+him, that he was like the<a name="page_109" id="page_109"></a> Alpine climber who gathers the edelweiss, the
+flower that blooms at the very edge of the glacier. He too lived at
+those pure heights, and taught us how to tread them undazzled and
+undismayed. Happy teacher, whose long and lovely life illustrated the
+dignity and excellence of the truth, old as the morning and as ever
+fresh, that fidelity to the divine law written upon the conscience is
+the only safe law of life for every man. Noble and beneficent preacher,
+who, in a sense that the pensive Goldsmith did not intend,</p>
+
+<p class="c">"Allured to brighter worlds, and led the way."</p>
+
+<p><a name="page_110" id="page_110"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="HENRY_WARD_BEECHER" id="HENRY_WARD_BEECHER"></a>HENRY WARD BEECHER.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_F.png"
+width="100"
+height="101"
+alt="F"
+title="F" /></span>OR forty years Mr. Beecher had been minister of Plymouth Church when on
+a Sunday morning suddenly came the news that his ministry and probably
+his life were ended; and he died a day or two afterwards. The preacher
+and the church were more widely known than any others in the Union, and
+during all his pastorate he was one of the most conspicuous figures in
+the country. He was undoubtedly also one of the most famous preachers of
+his time and of the English race, and the death of Wendell Phillips left
+him the most eminent of American orators. There have been popular
+preachers during Mr. Beecher's career, like Moffit and other
+revivalists, and there are always eloquent and scholarly orators in the
+American pulpit. The tradition of Summerfield presents a beautiful
+youth<a name="page_111" id="page_111"></a> and a captivating speaker. The charm of Channing was profound and
+indescribable. But Beecher recalls Whitefield more than any other
+renowned preacher. Like Whitefield, he was what is known as a man of the
+people; a man of strong virility, of exuberant vitality, of quick
+sympathy, of an abounding humor, of a rapid play of poetic imagination,
+of great fluency of speech; an emotional nature overflowing in ardent
+expression, of strong convictions, of complete self-confidence; but also
+not sensitive, nor critical, nor judicial; a hearty, joyous nature,
+touching ordinary human life at every point, and responsive to every
+generous moral impulse.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beecher was not a pioneer, nor a leader of forlorn hopes, but of the
+main column of the army. He marched just ahead of the advance, and
+touched with his elbows those who moved forward with him. He liked to
+feel the warmth of their breath upon his cheek, and the magnetism of
+their neighborhood. He spoke for them as they could not speak for
+themselves. He liked the crowd.<a name="page_112" id="page_112"></a> The hum and throb of multitudinous life
+inspired and cheered him. He was at home in streets and towns; with a
+bright jest for every comer; a happy quip and repartee; with an eye and
+a heart for the unfortunate and forlorn, and a ready rebuke for
+insolence and injustice. He had nothing of the recluse or scholarly
+habit; no fastidious taste. He was fond of pictures and music and all
+forms of art, without especial aesthetic accomplishment; a man of cheery
+presence, of cordial address; with a willing word for the reporter,
+chaffing the interviewer; jumping on the street-car in motion; yet
+always seemly, and always, despite his slouched hat and careless dress,
+undeniably clerical, but with no undue professional sense of dignity or
+decorum.</p>
+
+<p>In the pulpit, or, more truly, upon the platform&mdash;for whether preaching,
+or lecturing, or speaking at table or upon the stump, he seemed to be
+always upon the platform&mdash;he inculcated right living rather than
+traditional doctrine. He was a soldier of the church militant, but his
+warfare was with human wrong and misery,<a name="page_113" id="page_113"></a> and false theories of life,
+and low aims and poor ambitions. He aimed to build up righteousness of
+life, and in the ardor of the strife he liked to pause and wink, and let
+fly a bright-tipped, winged word at the opponent, against whom he bore
+no kind of malice. He hated the wrong, but not the wrong-doer. Ardent
+and impulsive, his generous emotions often overwhelmed his judgment; and
+in politics, although the most popular of stump-orators, and never
+happier or more truly himself than in a political speech, in which, with
+the instinct of a born fighter, he "drank delight of battle," yet he
+sometimes amazed and confounded his friends, who, however, could not
+doubt his sincerity nor question his purpose.</p>
+
+<p>The great cloud that fell upon his life seemed also to darken the
+country. The grief and consternation showed how strong a hold he had
+upon the national mind and heart, which indeed was never so firm as at
+the very moment that his good name seemed to be obscured. It was the
+most tremendous ordeal to which any public man of his peculiar
+character<a name="page_114" id="page_114"></a> and quality of eminence has ever been exposed in this
+country. The most remarkable fact in it all was the way in which he
+endured it. The blacker the cloud appeared to be, the more sturdy was
+his stern defiance, and for weeks of seemingly accumulating and
+insurmountable obstruction he faced unflinchingly a possible doom the
+mere prospect of which might well have withered a brave heart conscious
+of innocence. That the cloud ever wholly disappeared cannot be said, in
+view of the tone of the press even as he lay dead in his house. But that
+he could never have maintained his position as he did if he had not been
+generally acquitted in the public mind seems to be indisputable. If the
+relation of his later life to the country was somewhat changed, the
+result was due to the decline of confidence in what had been believed to
+be his strongest quality, supreme good sense and sound judgment, rather
+than to doubt of his moral integrity.</p>
+
+<p>No man lived more in the public eye and for the public than Mr. Beecher.
+In his speeches and sermons and writings<a name="page_115" id="page_115"></a> he took the public into his
+confidence with a freedom that was characteristic and natural in him,
+but which would have been extraordinary in any other man. He could not
+pass through the street without universal recognition, and no man in the
+two cities was so well known to everybody as he. At public meetings and
+at dinners where he was to speak, he came late amid smiling and
+expectant applause, and with the air of saying, "Where MacGregor sits,
+there is the head of the table." He had the right to that air, for
+wherever he was to speak he was the chief orator. But he was no niggard
+of generous praise and sympathy, and no man spoke with more fervent
+eulogy and eloquent approval of other men. Doubtless, like an actor or
+singer, the long habit of receiving applause had made it pleasant to
+him, and as is the fact with all extempore speaking, the greater the
+applause the higher the eloquence of his strain. It is a reciprocal
+action. Of Mr. Beecher's later platform speeches, the most remarkable
+was his political address at the Brooklyn Rink<a name="page_116" id="page_116"></a> in 1884, which was
+delivered amid a storm of enthusiasm, while in the delivery he was
+himself wrought to the highest feeling.</p>
+
+<p>His power over the emotions of an audience was unsurpassed in this
+country probably since Patrick Henry. Thomas Corwin and Sergeant
+Prentiss perhaps were as great masters of humor and patriotic appeal
+upon the stump; but Beecher added to these a pathos and sentiment and
+poetic tone in which the others did not excel. He had not the fine,
+glittering, incisive touch of Wendell Phillips's fatal sarcasm and
+vituperation. Phillips stood quietly and played his polished rapier with
+a flexible wrist, but its point was deadly; Beecher smote, and crushed.
+One was the deft Saladin with his chased and curving cimeter, the other
+was Richard with his heavy battle-axe. In the great controversy in which
+both were engaged, upon the same side, indeed, but under different
+banners and wearing different colors, Beecher and Phillips, amid a
+chorus of eloquence, were the two chief voices. Garrison was not
+distinctively<a name="page_117" id="page_117"></a> an orator, while Phillips was the especial and
+distinctive orator of the cause, and his fame as a public man belongs to
+that cause alone. But Beecher had many interests and relations, and his
+oratory had other strains. They were friends always, and Phillips spoke
+often in Plymouth Church, and uttered many a glowing word of his
+fellow-laborer.</p>
+
+<p>When these words are published the freshness of the impression of
+Beecher's death will have passed, and from every part of the country his
+eulogy will have been spoken. The universal emotion, the warmth and
+tenor of the tributes, will have shown how eminent a figure he was, and
+that his death is felt to be a national loss. One of the papers
+described him as the last of a great generation, and Senator Cullom,
+speaking of Logan in the crowded Brooklyn Academy on the evening of
+Beecher's death, called a roll of illustrious names, of which his was
+the latest, and among which it surely belongs. His profession was the
+preaching of peace and good-will. But how often he must have felt that
+his<a name="page_118" id="page_118"></a> Master came not to bring peace, but a sword! His buoyant
+temperament, his perfect health, his love of nature and of man, of
+children and flowers, of the changing sky and landscape, his abounding
+sympathy, his rich and sensitive humor, made his life joyous and often
+happy. But it was none the less a stormy life, ending at last, amid the
+sorrow of a country, in happy rest and the good fame of a great orator
+for human welfare.<a name="page_119" id="page_119"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_GOLDEN_AGE" id="THE_GOLDEN_AGE"></a>THE GOLDEN AGE.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>N this country we are inclined to believe that the epoch that followed
+the Revolution was one of the utmost purity and simplicity. But it was
+one of the "fathers" who said to a friend upon the adjournment of the
+first Congress, "Do you suppose such a set of rascals will ever assemble
+again?" In his diary John Adams appeals to the calmer mind and juster
+judgment of the coming age&mdash;meaning that in which we live, and from
+which we look wistfully back to old John Adams's cocked hat and
+knee-breeches as the symbols of a nobler time.</p>
+
+<p>Then there is Fisher Ames, one of the famous orators and conspicuous
+leaders of the beginning of the century, who, studying his country at
+the time to which we recur as the age of high purpose and lofty men,
+bewails the sordidness, selfishness, and degradation around him. "Of<a name="page_120" id="page_120"></a>
+course," he says, seventy years ago, "the single passion that engrosses
+us, the only avenue to consideration and importance in our society, is
+the accumulation of property: our inclinations cling to gold, and are
+bedded in it as deeply as that precious ore in the mine.... As
+experience evinces that popularity&mdash;in other words, consideration and
+power&mdash;is to be procured by the meanest of mankind, the meanest in
+spirit and understanding, and in the worst of ways, it is obvious that
+at present the incitement to genius is next to nothing."</p>
+
+<p>We might suppose that we were listening to a contemporary cynic; and
+whoever reads the history of the politics of that time will find that
+"the better days of the republic" were very like the days in which we
+deplore their disappearance. When Mr. Ames died, Mr. John Quincy Adams
+wrote a review of his works, in which, with the equanimity and
+moderation of the golden age, he remarks, "It is a melancholy
+contemplation of human nature to see a mind so highly cultivated and so
+richly gifted as that of Mr. Ames<a name="page_121" id="page_121"></a> soured and exasperated into the very
+ravings of a bedlamite." He then proceeds to speak of those who, without
+believing Mr. Ames's "absurd and inconsistent political creed," are
+selfishly eager for its propagation, being "choice spirits, amounting to
+at most six hundred" (their name was the Essex Junto!), and who hold
+that "the porcelain must rule over the earthenware, the blind and sordid
+multitude must put themselves, bound hand and foot, into the custody of
+the lynx-eyed, seraphic souls of the six hundred, and then all together
+must go and <i>squat</i> for protection under the hundred hands of the
+British Briareus."</p>
+
+<p>To this gentle strain Mr. John Lowell replied in a similar vein,
+beginning by speaking of the malignity of Mr. Adams's sarcasm, and of
+his following Mr. Ames to the grave with crocodile tears, informing him
+that he had no need to assail Mr. Ames's friends with all the venom of
+an infuriated partisan, because he had already obtained his reward for
+"ratting" from the Federalists, and this act of gratitude to his
+benefactors was unnecessary.<a name="page_122" id="page_122"></a> Mr. Lowell ends his reply by saying that
+in the course of a short political life Mr. Adams had received more than
+seventy thousand dollars from the public, and that while no man pitied
+Mr. Ames, "Mr. Adams is an object of sincere commiseration with many a
+man of high and honorable feelings, while it is to be doubted whether he
+is the object of envy to any man on earth."</p>
+
+<p>These are glimpses of the golden age, of that "better day" of the
+republic with which our own is so often and so injuriously contrasted.
+Indeed, there is no finer cordial for despondency than a glance at the
+paradise that hovers behind our retreating steps. The mountain traveller
+turns and sees a lovely vision floating in the sky.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"How faintly flushed, how phantom-fair,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; Was Monte Rosa, hanging there&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A thousand shadowy-pencil'd valleys,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; And snowy dells in a golden air."</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>Good lack! he cries, are those the crags and precipices along which I
+slid and <a name="page_123" id="page_123"></a>stumbled in terror of my life? The hanging gardens of the
+past, the halcyon epoch of our history, the lost paradise of our
+fathers, are all crags and precipices along which the race and our
+country have stumbled and slid. If any man is disposed to think that he
+has fallen upon evil times, let him open his history. It is a marvellous
+tonic.</p>
+
+<p>Does he think republics ungrateful? Look at Mr. Motley's vivid portrait
+of John of Barneveld. When he was seventy-two years old he writes from
+his prison to his wife and family: "I receive at this moment the very
+heavy and sorrowful tidings that I, an old man, for all my services done
+well and faithfully to the fatherland for so many years ... must prepare
+myself to die to-morrow." Does he think irreligion undermining society?
+Look into Smiles's "Huguenots in France after the Revocation of the
+Edict of Nantes." For attending Huguenot meetings men were captured by
+soldiers and sentenced to the galleys, mostly for life. They were
+chained by the neck with murderers and other criminals, and were
+quartered in Paris in the dungeon<a name="page_124" id="page_124"></a> of the Chateau de la Tournelle. Thick
+iron collars were attached by iron chains to the beams. The collar was
+closed around the prisoner's neck, and riveted with blows of a hammer
+upon an anvil. Twenty men in pairs were chained to each beam. They could
+not sleep lying; they could not sleep sitting or standing up straight,
+for the beam was too high for the one and too low for the other. This
+was done in the name of religion. The age of Louis the Fourteenth is
+called one of the great epochs of the world. It was an age in which the
+king's mistress persuaded him to slaughter and banish hundreds of
+thousands of his subjects because of their religious faith, and the
+great preachers of his church applauded, and the Holy Father approved,
+and even Madame de Sévigné, whose letters some young ladies at Newport
+and Saratoga are diligently reading, and sighing for the good old witty
+times in which she lived, wrote of the most innocent and most devoted
+men: "Hanging is quite a refreshment to me. They have just taken
+twenty-four or<a name="page_125" id="page_125"></a> thirty of these men, and are going to throw them off."</p>
+
+<p>The golden age is not yesterday or to-morrow, but to-day. It is the age
+in which we live, not that in which somebody else lived. The trouble,
+vexation, corruption, weakness, selfishness, meanness, which dismay us
+and tempt us to despair are the old lions that have always beset the
+path. No man is born out of time; and what man living to-day, who is not
+pinched with poverty or disease, would have lived a thousand years ago?
+If our politics seem mean and our men small, how does Alfred's time
+seem, or the glory of Athens, or the court of Louis the Fourteenth, or
+Luther's Germany? What did Jefferson think of Hamilton, or the <i>Aurora</i>
+say of Washington?<a name="page_126" id="page_126"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="SPRING_PICTURES" id="SPRING_PICTURES"></a>SPRING PICTURES.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_O.png"
+width="100"
+height="101"
+alt="O"
+title="O" /></span>N a late beautiful spring afternoon the Easy Chair
+rolled itself into the suburbs for a stroll. There were everywhere the
+signs of the advance of a great city and the pathetic forlornness of the
+municipal frontier. Pleasant country-houses, spacious, rambling, with
+broad piazzas and gardens and lawns, had been apparently suddenly
+overtaken by streets and stone sidewalks and lamps. There were the
+rattle and shriek of the incessant railway trains near by. Tall factory
+chimneys smoked and machinery hummed and steam-whistles blew all around
+the quiet old houses. The contrast gave them a kind of conscious life.
+They seemed to be aware of the incongruity of their character with the
+new neighborhood. They had a helpless air, as if nothing remained but
+submission to division into regular building<a name="page_127" id="page_127"></a> lots and the absolute
+extinction of rural seclusion and charm. There was the impression of a
+faint and futile struggle between city and country, in which, indeed,
+for a moment the excellence of each was lost, but the result of which
+was not doubtful.</p>
+
+<p>As the Easy Chair pushed on, it saw in fancy the old pastoral peace and
+retirement of the places when they were indeed in the country. It
+recalled the noted men of that older day who sought here relaxation and
+repose. There was the placid river, on which no restless steamer foamed,
+but only silent sloops drifted or careened. Yonder were the leafy coves
+under the wooded and rocky banks, from which the Indian had but recently
+paddled his canoe. No railroad harmed the virgin shyness of the shore.
+It was El Dorado, Arcadia, the land of Goshen. It was the home of peace,
+of plenty, of content.</p>
+
+<p>Such a poet, such a painter, is idealizing memory on a spring afternoon
+in the suburbs. It seemed so gross a wrong that sidewalks and gas lamps
+and factory chimneys and steam-whistles should invade<a name="page_128" id="page_128"></a> and devastate the
+tranquil fields that indignant imagination filled them as fact with all
+the fancies that tranquil fields suggest. Doubtless in the closets of
+those quiet houses there were the bones of plenty of old skeletons.
+Those spacious, sunny rooms were the scenes of the familiar domestic
+tragedies against which not the most romantic of country-houses can shut
+the door. Up those steps have swayed and hesitated the doubtful feet of
+the oldest son, heir of precious hopes and child of fervent prayers,
+hesitating and lingering at hours long past midnight, watched for and
+waited for by the mother's heart that breaks but does not falter. In
+that broad hall, on the brightest of May mornings, the daughter of the
+house has stood, radiant as the day, and crowned with orange blossoms.
+There have met the hopes and joys of youth, the tears and blessings and
+farewells of older years. The pretty pageant filled the house, and faded
+slowly and utterly away. The old house has known, too, the solemn shadow
+that falls on every house. It seems to regretful memory the<a name="page_129" id="page_129"></a> abode of
+unchanging delight. But from that door the slow procession moved, and
+those whose hospitable smile and word had hallowed every room returned
+no more. They are gone, the bride, the parent, the friend; "they are all
+gone, the old familiar faces," the age, the society, the politics, the
+interests. They are all gone. Why should not the house go too?</p>
+
+<p>It was early spring, and the Easy Chair, looking up, saw half a dozen
+kites flying in the air. A little further, and laughing girls were
+skipping rope. Boys were spinning peg-tops and playing marbles and
+driving hoops. The boys and girls who lived in the quiet old
+country-house did the same a hundred years ago. They flew kites and
+drove hoops, and that little bride skipped rope and carried dolls. The
+age, the society, the politics, the interests, were very different. They
+are, indeed, all changed. But tops are changeless, marbles are immortal,
+and so are boys and girls. They know nothing of the old house over which
+the Easy Chair becomes pensive. They belong to the new time, which
+demands its demolition.<a name="page_130" id="page_130"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="PROPER_AND_IMPROPER" id="PROPER_AND_IMPROPER"></a>PROPER AND IMPROPER.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_L.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="L"
+title="L" /></span>ONGFELLOW has commemorated in a beautiful sonnet the
+delightful evenings of Mrs. Kemble's readings; and certainly it was a
+singular pleasure to see and to hear her. Her historic name associated
+her with her uncle John and her aunt Mrs. Siddons, and she had always
+the port of one conscious of a famous lineage. She used to say, with a
+half-humorous, half-proud emphasis, that she belonged to her majesty's
+players, and in her presence it was easy to believe that her majesty's
+players were an important body in the state. Her power of identification
+with the various characters in the plays, and the skill with which she
+maintained the individuality throughout, were always remarkable, and the
+symmetry and completeness of the whole performance left nothing to be
+criticised. The only observation that<a name="page_131" id="page_131"></a> suggested itself might be that
+the stage traditions were evident in her rendering. But that, in turn,
+only suggested the further question whether the traditions were not
+worthy of respect. Dramatic and histrionic forms of art, like all
+others, are but representations of nature under certain conditions and
+limitations. They are not an imitation, a fac-simile, and every man will
+be at odds with any work of art in any kind who does not bear this in
+mind.</p>
+
+<p>The spectator complains of unnaturalness upon the stage; the substance
+of his feeling is that people do not talk and act so in ordinary life.
+That is true; but if the theatre should show us men and women doing upon
+the stage what they do in ordinary life, the theatre would be no more
+attractive than the street or the parlor. It is not the spectacle of
+ordinary life that we expect to see in the theatre. It is a view of
+human life and nature under ideal conditions, and it is as irrelevant to
+require that the player shall seem to us like the man with whom we have
+been transacting business as that he<a name="page_132" id="page_132"></a> should speak plain prose instead
+of blank verse. If Mrs. Kemble had read the words of Rosalind or of
+Portia, of Shylock or Mercutio, as if they were neighbors of hers and
+people whom we were in the habit of meeting, the effect would have been
+ludicrous. When she came in&mdash;the Fanny Kemble of Talfourd and of the
+wild enthusiasm of the grandfathers of to-day, ripened into the comely
+and queenly woman&mdash;and seated herself at the little table on which the
+great volume lay open, she was the magician who was to open to us the
+realm of faery, the world of imagination, not to take us back into the
+familiar scenes of the world of New York or Chicago. The spell was
+resistless. The deep, rich, melodious voice flowed out like an enchanted
+singing river, along which we glided seeing visions and dreaming dreams.
+To sit and listen to her was like sitting and watching Titian laying on
+the canvas the gorgeous tints which before our eyes took on the forms of
+men and angels. A rarer, a more refined delight, which of us has known?
+Did it ever occur to us<a name="page_133" id="page_133"></a> that Mrs. Kemble was doing anything improper,
+anything unwomanly? In the wonderful picture of Portia that "her voice's
+music" drew, was there anything a little repulsive, a little unfeminine?</p>
+
+<p>This question was suggested to the Easy Chair by the remark of one of
+the most devoted and delighted of all the listeners at those readings,
+that he was very sorry to see that the University of London had decided
+to admit women to all its degrees upon precisely equal terms with men.
+The secret reason of the regret, of course, is the feeling that there
+would be something unwomanly in the act of competing for a degree which
+would open the pursuit of professions&mdash;especially the medical
+profession&mdash;which are usually and often exclusively cultivated by men.</p>
+
+<p>Yet, when pressed, the Easy Chair's interlocutor admitted that there was
+nothing more essentially unfeminine in the practice of medicine by a
+woman than in the recitation of Shakespeare for the entertainment of a
+miscellaneous crowd. It is a question of habit, not of<a name="page_134" id="page_134"></a> instinct, nor of
+principle, nor of reason. When the old Greek and Oriental idea of
+absolute seclusion and subordination is abandoned, a woman's reading
+from Shakespeare for the pleasure of the public is an action not
+different in kind from her practising medicine or serving on a school
+committee. This generation, however, is more used to the one than to the
+other. It is a habit, nothing more.</p>
+
+<p>Charles Lamb regrets in one of his later essays that "we have no
+<i>rationale</i> of sauces, or theory of mixed flavors; as to show why
+cabbage is reprehensible with roast beef, laudable with bacon; why the
+haunch of mutton seeks the alliance of currant jelly, the shoulder
+civilly declineth it; why loin of veal (a pretty problem), being itself
+unctuous, seeketh the adventitious lubricity of melted butter; and why
+the same part in pork, not more oleaginous, abhorreth from it; ... why
+oysters in death rise up against the contamination of brown sugar, while
+they are posthumously amorous of vinegar; why the sour mango and the
+sweet jam<a name="page_135" id="page_135"></a> by turns court and are accepted by the compilable mutton
+hash&mdash;she not yet decidedly declaring for either. We are as yet but in
+the empirical stage of cookery."</p>
+
+<p>It is not in cookery alone that this mystery is still unsolved. Why, for
+instance, should it seem a womanly use of Heaven's gift that Jenny Lind
+should sing for the pleasure of a thousand men, and something strange
+and unfeminine that Portia should plead with eloquence in a court to
+save a hapless woman from prison or the cord? Why is it fitting that
+Mrs. Kemble should professionally read Shakespeare, and "queer" that she
+should professionally attend women in peril and sickness? Do we not
+naturally and logically glide into the part of the citation from Lamb
+that we just now omitted?&mdash;"why salmon (a strong sapor <i>per se</i>)
+fortifieth its condition with the mighty lobster sauce, whose embraces
+are fatal to the delicater relish of the turbot." Must we not say that
+we are as yet but in the rudimentary knowledge of <a name="page_136" id="page_136"></a>what is and is not
+feminine?</p>
+
+<p>When the example of the London University is not singular, but when all
+opportunities are opened equally to all talent and vocation, when it is
+not forbidden a woman to do any honorable work for which she is by
+nature and by study and training properly equipped, unless the laws of
+nature fail, will any greater catastrophe befall, will there be any more
+signal reversion of the order of things, than if cabbage should come at
+last to be eaten with roast beef, and currant jelly cement an alliance
+with the mutton's shoulder?<a name="page_137" id="page_137"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="BELINDA_AND_THE_VULGAR" id="BELINDA_AND_THE_VULGAR"></a>BELINDA AND THE VULGAR.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>T is perhaps because the Easy Chair sometimes discusses
+questions of behavior that it is occasionally asked to express an
+opinion upon more difficult social points. Thus it was lately requested
+to say whether it did not think that the great want of our society is a
+social standard. The inquiry was made by the lovely Belinda, who was
+charmingly dressed for a select party, and the Easy Chair was obliged to
+own that it did not at once comprehend the scope of the inquiry, and to
+seek an explanation. As Belinda proceeded to elucidate her meaning it
+seemed to be tolerably plain that she was contemplating some kind of
+rank, or visible and recognized distinction, which should separate
+"society" from what is not society, and it was impossible not to feel
+that, however high the dividing line, and however small<a name="page_138" id="page_138"></a> the circle
+which it enclosed, she was herself included within it.</p>
+
+<p>The Easy Chair thereupon described to her a conversation which it held
+long ago with a distinguished man upon English social life and the
+advantages of an aristocracy. The distinguished man's views were very
+much like those which are set forth in Disraeli's "Sibyl" and
+"Coningsby," and which were known forty years ago as those of Young
+England. They proposed a national life blended of feudal romance and
+modern philanthropy. There was to be a gracious nobility of very blue
+blood which had been clarified in the veins of the Plantagenets, who
+were to live in stately castles in the midst of superb demesnes, and to
+be exceedingly good to their tenants and retainers, for whom there were
+to be May-poles, and flitches of bacon at Christmas, and greased poles
+to climb at appropriate times, and sacks to run races in, and who were
+to be visited at their neat little cottages, when they were ill, by the
+ladies from the castle, and who were to be industrious and obedient and
+humble and grateful,<a name="page_139" id="page_139"></a> and, above all things, to know their place. The
+nobility were to own the land, and govern the country, and live in
+splendid idleness, and the happy peasantry were to do all the work, and
+bow respectfully when the nobility passed by, and go to bed when the
+curfew tolled, and to make no trouble.</p>
+
+<p>This was the Young England programme, and the Arcadia of the Disraeli
+novel. And this also showed its familiar features in the talk of the
+distinguished man as he bewailed the social bareness of American life
+and descanted upon the charm of an ancient and well-ordered society. But
+when the Easy Chair mischievously asked him whether he did not think
+that he might tire of the greased pole, and the dance upon the lawn, and
+the gracious patronage, and the respectful gratitude, the amusing
+bewilderment of the distinguished man showed that in his admiration of
+the society that he described he assumed always that he was to belong to
+the class that lived in the stately castles and benignly condescended to
+the humble cottagers. His<a name="page_140" id="page_140"></a> view, therefore, was very simple. It was
+merely that he should like to live in splendid idleness, steeped in
+luxury, and surrounded by respectful servants.</p>
+
+<p>Belinda listened to this story, of which the Easy Chair made no
+application, with a slight blush; and to the polite inquiry, what kind
+of social standard she contemplated, she responded that she meant a
+certain fixed line which should exclude the vulgar. But she was
+immediately silent, as if reflecting upon a difficult proposition, and
+did not answer when she was asked what she thought would be the
+consequence of removing the vulgar from the circles which she considered
+most select.</p>
+
+<p>Her benevolent attention invited further question, especially as at the
+same moment a lady entered the room who bore one of the most noted
+family names in the country, and most familiar in fashionable annals, a
+family which delights to trace its lineage to a royal source. This proud
+dame had married her daughter as if by main force to a coroneted lord of
+hereditary acres. It was<a name="page_141" id="page_141"></a> a familiar fact of the society in which she
+was a conspicuous figure, and it was impossible not to ask: "Can there
+be anything more coarsely vulgar than to sell a daughter for money and a
+title to a man for whom she does not care; and shall we begin to erect
+the social standard by expelling the vulgar offender?"</p>
+
+<p>Belinda was still silent, and the brilliant rooms began to fill and
+murmur with a gay company. Among them came the loud and diamonded Mrs.
+Smasher, to whose unparalleled fêtes even Belinda would be almost
+willing to request a card. The Smasher lineage is not renowned or regal;
+the Smasher mind is imperfectly educated; the Smasher manners are those
+of the suddenly rich who are not also suddenly refined.</p>
+
+<p>"Is any conceivable vulgarity greater than the Smasher vulgarity, O
+Belinda; and shall we continue these exercises by expelling also this
+essentially vulgar person?"</p>
+
+<p>Belinda was still silent. She has remained silent even to this day.<a name="page_142" id="page_142"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="DECAYED_GENTILITY" id="DECAYED_GENTILITY"></a>DECAYED GENTILITY.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_D.png"
+width="100"
+height="101"
+alt="D"
+title="D" /></span>ECAYED gentility has great interest for the
+novel-reader, and the man and woman who "have seen better days" are
+familiar figures in actual life. Hampton Court is regarded by some
+travellers with pensive regard as a kind of almshouse for this class of
+the indigent, and institutions nearer home are described with a
+deferential courtesy and avoidance as homes for decayed gentlewomen. It
+cannot be pleasant to the persons themselves to be so described, but the
+founders of such places have perhaps a comfortable sense of reflected
+honor, as if the impulse to provide a retreat of the kind were of itself
+a sign of "very gentility." Despite the plaintive little plea which the
+description itself urges for this decayed class of our fellow-beings,
+the people who "have seen better days" are<a name="page_143" id="page_143"></a> not generally an engaging
+multitude. A person whose chief distinction is that he was once more
+prosperous than he is now seems to renounce any present claim upon
+consideration, and to offer his inability as a ground of regard. It is
+an appeal to pity, but pity of old has a disagreeable relative.</p>
+
+<p>The pathos of the appeal lies, first, in the sense of contrast, and then
+in the spiritual rather than the material poverty which it discloses.
+The lady who lets lodgings, and whose air and the allusions of whose
+conversation constantly suggest that she has seen better days, is a
+person who is mastered by circumstances, and therefore does not compel
+respect. But a woman who is the perfectly self-respecting lady fulfils
+simply the duty of the moment with no conscious appeal for sympathy; and
+if by chance you discover that she has been more prosperous, the fact
+that she has not the conceit of it strengthens your regard. For it is no
+personal credit to have been more prosperous. As your landlady shows you
+the convenience of the room, she lets fall<a name="page_144" id="page_144"></a> that her father the Bishop,
+or her uncle the Senator, or her lamented cousin the millionaire would
+be deeply grieved if he could know that his kinswoman was actually
+letting lodgings.</p>
+
+<p>"Then, madam, you have seen better days?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, sir&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But how is it personally creditable to the good woman that her uncle was
+honorable and her cousin rich? She recalls the circumstances of others
+at the expense of her own character. The lodger wishes to hire rooms
+upon their own merits. He resents the bribery of pity to take them. If
+they are a little stuffy, they certainly seem no airier because his
+landlady once sat upon a crimson sofa and read novels all day long. If
+some philanthropist builds a retreat to which she can retire gratis, and
+pass her declining years in regretful recollection of the crimson sofa,
+so let it be. Such a retreat may be dedicated to sentimental repining.
+But a woman of spirit and character never becomes a decayed gentlewoman,
+however destitute she may be.<a name="page_145" id="page_145"></a></p>
+
+<p>This refusal to succumb to circumstances and to make the best of it,
+which is all that can be asked, is charmingly sketched in Lamb's Captain
+Jackson. The Captain's frugal table had the air of a feast, such was the
+magic of his cheerfulness. His plain cheese was served like Stilton or
+Roquefort, and slipping a shred of it upon his guest's plate, he
+contented himself with the rind, gayly declaring that the nearer the
+bone the sweeter the meat. Poverty was no pleasanter to him than to the
+rest of us. But had he gone to the almshouse he would not have
+complained, and in no word or sigh of his would you have discovered that
+he had seen better days.</p>
+
+<p>The family of Captain Jackson is by no means extinct. The other day the
+Easy Chair met one of them in Broadway&mdash;an elderly gentleman in a
+well-brushed, exceedingly threadbare suit, moving briskly along the
+pavement. His greeting was alert and courteous. There was a little chat
+of the day's news, a gay jest or two, and then good-morning. Half a
+century ago this was a young<a name="page_146" id="page_146"></a> man about town, the heir of a fortune, a
+youth of "family" who dressed and drove and dined and danced like the
+golden youth of to-day. When the first Italian opera troupe came, he was
+nightly behind the scenes. In the circle of Knickerbocker wits he was
+one. He wrote verses, and had a kind of literary name. His portrait was
+published in a weekly paper. He sat at the good tables. His name was
+Fortunio.</p>
+
+<p>Everything is gone but the cheerful spirit. Nobody knows exactly how he
+lives, but only that it is in extreme poverty. But he preserves the tone
+of prosperity. He writes notes in a beautiful and graceful hand upon
+very cheap paper. "You remember our conversation the other morning about
+'Anstey's Bath Guide'; and if you will look in your <i>Fraser</i> for this
+month, you will find that I was right." Here is the assumption that
+every gentleman takes <i>Fraser</i>, and that your correspondent may have
+dipped into his before you have looked at yours. Doubtless he had seen
+it&mdash;at some reading-room, perhaps, or on Brentano's counter.<a name="page_147" id="page_147"></a></p>
+
+<p>One day we had spoken of a famous author. A little while afterwards came
+a comely package containing an old and choice work of his, and a note:
+"Dear Easy Chair,&mdash;I thought it might be a pleasure to you to own this
+rather uncommon copy of an author whom you evidently admire, and which
+it is a pleasure to my shelves to spare." What a fine air of elegant
+leisure in a library! But the "shelves" were a few remnant books,
+probably worthless to sell, but affording the friendly soul true
+satisfaction in giving. Fortunio is not a decayed gentleman. His
+gentility, in the best sense, is in full vigor. Everything but that,
+indeed, is decayed. But there is no unmanly moping about better days,
+although in few men's lives could there be a sharper contrast between
+the past and the present.</p>
+
+<p>This cheerful steadiness is largely due to temperament, but it is not
+therefore beyond those who have not the same temperament. Character can
+emulate it. "It's bad enough to be poor," said one of the Captain
+Jackson family, "but it's a<a name="page_148" id="page_148"></a> great deal worse to be sulky too." It is
+very easy, indeed, for prosperity to preach resignation to adversity,
+and to urge it to bear up bravely. But it is a true gospel, although it
+be easy to preach. Pure Lacrima Christi is as precious when poured from
+a glass of Murano as from a pewter mug.<a name="page_149" id="page_149"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_PHARISEE" id="THE_PHARISEE"></a>THE PHARISEE.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HERE is no more beautiful and impressive passage in the
+New Testament than that which contrasts the Pharisee thanking God that
+he is not as other men are and the Publican who asks mercy as a sinner.
+But there is no passage, also, which has been more ingeniously
+perverted, and it is exceedingly amusing to hear Jeremy Diddler or
+Robert Macaire or Dick Turpin railing at honest and industrious men as
+Pharisees because they prefer honesty and industry to knavery.</p>
+
+<p>The taste for honesty and sobriety seems natural and simple enough, and
+the qualities themselves quite as valuable as those of Diddler, or even
+of Jonathan Wild the Great. But Jonathan will have none of them. They
+are Pharisaic impertinences. They are impracticable and visionary
+speculations, which assume<a name="page_150" id="page_150"></a> heaven while yet we stand upon the green
+earth; and Mr. Wild, who assures us that he does not desire to pass
+himself off as better than other men, declares, with the noble candor
+which distinguishes him, that simple, downright dishonesty is good
+enough for him. He does not, indeed, choose that precise word, but he
+conveys that precise idea.</p>
+
+<p>'Tis a good trick, and it is generally sure of applause. But it is only
+another version of a familiar maxim, that when you have no argument, you
+must abuse the plaintiff's attorney. As a matter of fact, your client
+did steal the handkerchief, or forge the name, or fire the barn. But I
+ask you, gentlemen of the jury&mdash;you may well say&mdash;and I appeal to all
+good citizens, is not this ostentation of superior virtue, this fine air
+of moral indignation toward my client simply because he happened to slip
+his hand into the wrong pocket, a little suspicious? Are we angels? I
+ask your honor is this work-a-day world the celestial seat and the Mount
+of Vision, and is a man so very much better than his fellows merely<a name="page_151" id="page_151"></a>
+because he rolls up his sanctimonious eyes with the Pharisee and thanks
+God that he is holier than other men? Nay, gentlemen, have we not in
+this sublime and immortal parable a Divine warning against this
+Phariseeism which denounces the slides and slips of our common frail
+humanity? I ask you, gentlemen, by your verdict not to place a premium
+upon that most odious of all repulsive arrogancies&mdash;Phariseeism.</p>
+
+<p>But it is upon the political platform that the gibes and sneers at
+Phariseeism are intended to be most stinging. The Honorable Jonathan
+Wild the Great comes out strong, as his henchmen truly declare, against
+his political opponents. With one vast comprehensive sneer he brands
+them as Pharisees, as if he were snorting consuming fire. It is not
+surprising, because they have had their eye upon Jonathan. They have
+seen him in bad company. They have caught him "conveying" public
+treasure. They know all about him, and he knows that they know all about
+him. He called himself Tweed, and he made a mesh of<a name="page_152" id="page_152"></a> statutes to
+legalize robbery. But how good he was to the poor! How he distributed
+coal to the chilly! How he planted pinks and daisies in the City Hall
+Park, and made the Battery to bloom as the rose! How he received wedding
+gifts for his daughter from our best citizens; and how generously they
+subscribed to erect his statue to commemorate that bright flower of the
+State! And now a sneaking, mousing gang of would-be archangels prate
+about common honesty, and demand that public hands shall be clean hands!
+Fellow-citizens, Jonathan Wild is a man of the people. He doesn't
+pretend to be higher and purer and better than other men. He didn't
+graduate at a college, indeed, and he never read the Iliad in the
+original Greek. No, fellow-citizens, there is no cambric handkerchief
+and oh-de-cologne about him. He is just one of the boys. He whoops it up
+with the plain people, and, thank God, whatever he is, he is not a
+Pharisee.</p>
+
+<p>The argument is ingenious. It does not deny that he is a thief. It only
+insists<a name="page_153" id="page_153"></a> that those who assert it are Pharisees&mdash;and Pharisees are so
+odious that it is much better to scoff at them than to punish Mr. Wild.
+There was a good old countryman who had been early taught to take men as
+they are, which means to consider them liars and rascals. One day a
+neighbor remarked to him that he thought that the old man had lost the
+money with which he bought voters, because, he said, while they take
+your money, the other side take their votes. "The deuce they do!" said
+the old countryman. "Yes," said the other; "and you will find, in the
+long-run, that political honesty is the best political policy." "You
+think so, do you?" was the reply. "Well, do you know that you're a
+blanked metaphysical Pharisee?"</p>
+
+<p>It is obvious that when the advocacy of common honesty in any relation
+of life is savagely and scornfully decried as Phariseeism, it is because
+somebody's withers are wrung. It is a plea of guilty. It is the cry of
+Squeers when the picture of Dotheboys Hall was displayed to the world:
+"I didn't do it." If a man demands<a name="page_154" id="page_154"></a> honesty in politics, and it is
+retorted, "You're a Pharisee," it is because the dishonesty cannot be
+denied or disproved, and the retort is therefore a summons to all honest
+men to look out for thieves.</p>
+
+<p>To deride the demand for decency is to concede that anything but
+indecency is impracticable. If it be only Pharisees who insist that
+sugar shall not be sanded, that milk shall not be swill-fed, that coffee
+shall not be chiccory, that nutmegs shall not be wood, that cloth shall
+not be shoddy, that employés of the government shall not be forced to
+pay for their places, that public officers shall be honest, and that
+government shall not be venal, it is pleasant to think how many
+intelligent, upright, industrious, and practical Americans are
+Pharisaical.<a name="page_155" id="page_155"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="LADY_MAVOURNEEN_ON_HER_TRAVELS" id="LADY_MAVOURNEEN_ON_HER_TRAVELS"></a>LADY MAVOURNEEN ON HER TRAVELS.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE passenger in the crowded street railway car is often
+disturbed by the conscious absorption of his masculine neighbors in
+their newspapers when a woman enters and looks for a seat. If she be
+young and pretty, there are apparently seats enough, however great the
+crowd, and even if a man is slow to rise, he may yet, with Mr. Readywit,
+exhort his son sitting upon his knee to get up and give the lady his
+seat. The impatient passenger, in his indignation at the want of
+courtesy upon the part of others, sometimes forgets, indeed, to rise
+himself. But there is always some Nathan comfortably seated farther away
+whose amused look says to the impatient but stationary David, "Thou art
+the man."</p>
+
+<p>It would be very unfair to generalize<a name="page_156" id="page_156"></a> from this frequent situation that
+the American is uncourteous. On the contrary, he is the most truly
+polite man among men of all nations. Lady Mavourneen, who is familiar
+with the society and the manners of many countries, and who has been
+always accustomed to hear Americans in Europe described everywhere and
+with pungent emphasis as "those Americans," was amazed upon coming here
+to find universal courtesy. "In the street or at the railway station,"
+she said, "if I ask anybody any question, I receive the most prompt and
+polite reply. Everybody is at my service, not with much bowing or
+flourishing, but heartily and honestly. I have never seen such universal
+courtesy." When she was asked whether she had observed the absorption of
+the street-car passengers in their newspapers, she smiled and said that
+she had never been obliged to stand, because some one was sure to rise.
+But in Paris she said that often as she was passing to a seat Monsieur
+Crapeaud, raising his hat politely, and saying, warmly, <i>Pardon!</i>
+pressed by and secured the seat.<a name="page_157" id="page_157"></a></p>
+
+<p>Lady Mavourneen, who tells a little story with great humor, described a
+scene in a crowded church in Paris. An apparent lady was disturbing
+everybody by pushing along toward a distant chair in the row, when Lady
+Mavourneen arose to allow her to pass more easily, and the apparent lady
+immediately slipped into my lady's chair, and held it fast, saying only,
+in reply to her earnest remonstrance: "Madame, you left the chair; I
+took it. You have lost it. Voilà!" A vagabond of this kind took the seat
+of a gentleman who had risen to help a lady off a street car. When the
+gentleman returned he mentioned to the interloper that it was his seat.
+The interloper shrugged his shoulders, remarked that it was an empty
+seat when he took it, and that he should continue to occupy it. "If you
+don't get out of that seat, I'll take you out," was the rejoinder of the
+gentleman, whose shoulders were broad. The squatter scowled and
+abdicated.</p>
+
+<p>Lady Mavourneen found, what every lady will find, that she could travel<a name="page_158" id="page_158"></a>
+everywhere in "the States" alone, with entire safety and surrounded by
+the utmost courtesy. The word "lady" with which she will be accosted by
+hackmen and porters and conductors is spoken with kindly respect, and
+even if some person in a lady's garb thrusts herself into the cue of
+passengers slowly advancing to the window of the ticket office to buy
+tickets, there may be sour looks and amazed stares, but she will
+generally have her way. So great is our courtesy that we honor the
+counterfeit claim. The source of the most serious objection to the
+demand of suffrage for women is the secret apprehension that men will
+lose their sincere deference, and treat women as they treat other men,
+thus robbing life of the tender romance of chivalric courtesy. Emerson
+says of the successful lover and his mistress, "She was heaven, while he
+pursued her as a star; can she be heaven if she stoops to such an one as
+he?"</p>
+
+<p>Yet, while this feeling is frequent, and seems to many very plausible,
+it is the true respect of the American for women<a name="page_159" id="page_159"></a> which is the real
+strength of this very movement. The European sentiment for woman is
+still somewhat mediæval. She is still the goddess of the troubadours and
+the minnesingers, but a goddess who is treated as the South-sea
+Islanders treat their gods, beating them when they are not propitious.
+To the American she is Wordsworth's "Phantom of Delight" seen upon
+nearer view, and it is idle to prattle about her "sphere," as if she did
+not instinctively know it more truly than men. The universal courtesy
+which Lady Mavourneen remarked is essential respect and kindliness of
+feeling, which no more permits a man to gild his selfishness with a
+"Pardon" and a touching of his hat than it permits him to strike a
+woman.</p>
+
+<p>Yet although courtesy is essentially in the heart, and is kind feeling
+rather than respectful manner, it is not worth while to despise the
+manner. If we must choose between the good heart and suavity of address,
+between Boythorne and Lovelace, of course we shall choose Boythorne. But
+why not both?<a name="page_160" id="page_160"></a> Why not the <i>mens sana in corpore sano?</i> In "The Iron
+Pen," Longfellow says:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"And in words not idle and vain</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; I shall answer and thank you again</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; For the gift, and the grace of the gift,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; O beautiful Helen of Maine!"</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>It is not only the gift, it is the grace in giving which completes the
+charm.</p>
+
+<p>The young American of to-day puffs his cigarette in the face of his
+partner on the balcony, in the boat, or in the wagon, and smiles at the
+frilled Lothario of yesterday bowing in his flowered coat and paying
+stately compliments as stiff as her brocade to the dame whom he
+addresses. The youth is right in saying that the flowered coat and the
+stately compliment were the dress and the speech of an old sinner. But
+he would be right also if he remembered that familiarity breeds
+contempt, and that he may wisely distrust his feeling for any woman who
+does not put him upon his good behavior. The courtesy which Lady
+Mavourneen observed in the railway station and in the street was plain,
+but it was genuine.<a name="page_161" id="page_161"></a> Respect naturally produces courtesy. Good manners
+are the cultivation of natural courtesy: the gift and the grace of the
+gift.</p>
+
+<p>This was the chief remembrance, and it was a unique and precious
+treasure, which Lady Mavourneen carried back to Europe from America.<a name="page_162" id="page_162"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="GENERAL_SHERMAN" id="GENERAL_SHERMAN"></a>GENERAL SHERMAN.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_N.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="N"
+title="N" /></span>ONE of his great contemporaries was universally beloved
+more than General Sherman, perhaps none so much. The rare happiness was
+his not only of becoming famous by taking a great part in a great
+historic achievement, but of the complete enjoyment of fame. His later
+years forecast the future. He saw not only that his name would be
+remembered, but remembered with personal affection. Very few men have
+been able to foresee this, and very few more clearly than Sherman. It is
+due not to achievement alone, but to personal quality blended with
+achievement.</p>
+
+<p>In his last years he was wholly withdrawn from public affairs, and with
+extraordinary tact, although constantly in the public eye and mind, and
+although the sense of his historic personality, so<a name="page_163" id="page_163"></a> to speak, was
+constant, he refrained from declarations upon pending public questions,
+and the remarks of his interviews were not devoted to subjects of
+general controversy. This was doubtless the result of his accurate
+apprehension of his relation to the country. He had been educated by it,
+and had served it as a soldier. He had strong convictions and was frank
+of speech, but he belonged to all. He could not well be a common
+partisan. He was apparently untouched by political ambition. If he had
+felt its spur at all, he was happily able to prefer the general
+permanent affectionate popular regard to the fierce enthusiasm of a
+political campaign and the passionate ardor of partisanship.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever the reason, he held aloof. Perhaps at one moment, had he
+assented, his name might have been caught up in a vast and tumultuous
+political convention, and to a burning and skilful appeal to patriotism
+and the still glowing memories of the war a palpitating party might have
+responded, and made him its leader. But if others doubted and hesitated
+he<a name="page_164" id="page_164"></a> did not. He comprehended the situation as in a comprehensive and
+far-extending military movement. He knew himself, and he refused. The
+opportunity for which the most illustrious and the most famous of
+Americans have longed and labored and pined offered itself to him,
+unsought, unwished, and he smiled it away.</p>
+
+<p>Among the chief figures of the epoch of the war probably Lincoln and
+Sherman were the most individual and original. The most romantic and
+picturesque of the many renowned events of that time was the march to
+the sea. It has already a distinctive character, like that of the Greeks
+in Xenophon's story of the ten thousand. When the news of its successful
+issue reached this part of the country, it served to show the simple and
+honest patriotism of one of the more unfortunate of the Union generals.
+Burnside, after the explosion of the mine at Petersburg, had been
+relieved, and was staying with a company of friends at a country-house
+on Narragansett Bay. The company were all sitting one morning<a name="page_165" id="page_165"></a> upon the
+spacious piazza, when a messenger rode up and announced Sherman's
+success. Burnside's delight was enthusiastic. All thought of himself
+vanished. The good cause only was in his mind and heart, and, running to
+his wife, he joyfully kissed her, saying, "I know that the company feels
+as I do, and will forgive me."</p>
+
+<p>It was the feeling of a soldier as simple and true-hearted and
+patriotic, but not so fortunate, as Sherman; and it was the same candor
+and manly sweetness of nature that softened Sherman's voice whenever he
+spoke of the soldiers of the war to whom fate had seemed to be unkind.
+He is gone, the last of the old familiar figures, some of his old foes
+bearing him tenderly to the grave. And are not Lincoln, Grant, Sherman,
+Sheridan, Porter, Seward, Chase, Stanton, Sumner, and their fellows,
+historic figures worthy to rank with the elder Revolutionary group dear
+to all Americans?<a name="page_166" id="page_166"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_AMERICAN_GIRL" id="THE_AMERICAN_GIRL"></a>THE AMERICAN GIRL.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_A.png"
+width="100"
+height="98"
+alt="A"
+title="A" /></span> PLEASING and constant topic of English writers is the
+American girl. One of the later commentators says of her, "American
+girls have shown they can receive, travel, and live without chaperons,
+escorts, or husbands, and are fast developing a bright, clear,
+intelligent, self-reliant, courageous, and refreshing variety of the
+human race." And again, "Even if in future years the slender Yankee
+belle is hidden behind the ampler beauty of the English matron, we may
+still hear from her lips the wit and shrewdness, the acute accent, the
+intelligent question, and the rapid repartee that proclaim her original
+nationality." The "society" pictures in the papers and magazines
+represent the dismay of the British matron with marriageable daughters
+as she surveys the avatar of the American divinity and rival.<a name="page_167" id="page_167"></a> The
+essential differences of society in the two countries are at once
+suggested, and the alarm of the watchful parent is justified.</p>
+
+<p>The charm of Miss Austen's novels is their acknowledged fidelity of
+portraiture of the society with which they deal. They are miniatures,
+but the likeness is wrought with exquisite skill of detail, and as the
+American reader reflects he perceives that the great object of the game
+which they describe is eligible marriage. Indeed the motive of the novel
+in general is love and marriage. We open the book, we are at once
+introduced to Paul, and presently to Virginia, and we proceed over the
+pages until we hear the approaching beat of the Wedding March, which in
+fact we have heard from the first page, and we know that the end is at
+hand. But in the English novel of society, although the theme be
+marriage, it is not necessarily love. If that were essential, a host of
+rival fair ones with golden locks would bring no pang to the maternal
+bosom, because she would know that love will find out the one among the
+thousand.<a name="page_168" id="page_168"></a></p>
+
+<p>The passages that we have quoted apparently describe by contrast, which
+is a fact which does not seem to have occurred to the writer. Doubtless
+at heart he is loyal to the English girl, and does not admit even in
+debate that her supremacy of maidenhood can be disputed. When he says
+that American girls have shown that they can receive, travel, and live
+without chaperons, escorts, or husbands, he seems to mean that they have
+shown this distinctively as compared with other girls. When he adds that
+they are fast developing a bright, clear, intelligent, self-reliant,
+courageous, and refreshing variety of the human race, can he mean that
+those words describe a new variety of girl, and that it is not perfectly
+familiar in England? So in the other passage, when, supposing the
+American girl transformed into the British matron, he remarks, with
+evident admiration, "we may still hear from her lips the wit and
+shrewdness, the acute accent, the intelligent question, and the rapid
+repartee that proclaim her original nationality," would he have us
+understand that these<a name="page_169" id="page_169"></a> are not the characteristics of the British matron
+of to-day? Or does he intimate only that the coming of the Americans
+will but enlarge the number of these delightful ladies?</p>
+
+<p>The writer certainly seems to describe by contrast, but he has wisely
+left a little cloud in which to envelop his retreat in case of
+emergency. Certainly we need not press him. Whatever he may think or say
+of the English girl, he has spoken well and truly of her American
+sister. His description applies to the girl who grows up amid the
+average conditions of American life, the girl who is portrayed in her
+more jejune condition in Henry James's Daisy Miller. The two chief
+qualities of that young woman, as represented by the shrewd and subtle
+artist, are self-respect and self-reliance. The perplexity of the
+phenomenon to the foreign reader lies in the fact that she does what the
+European girl without self-respect does.</p>
+
+<p>A distinguished writer in New York, no longer living, once said to the
+Easy Chair, with an air of consternation: "Do you<a name="page_170" id="page_170"></a> know that the best
+girls in New York go without escort to the matinées at the Academy?
+Goodness knows what will be the end of it!" The good man was seriously
+troubled. He seemed to apprehend that the young woman who could go to a
+matinée without an escort would probably run off with a circus troupe,
+and presently ride&mdash;in a very short skirt&mdash;bare-backed horses in the
+ring. He evidently felt that the young women whom he had seen were in
+grave danger of losing maidenly reserve, and that their conduct betrayed
+a want of refinement of feeling. The secret of his alarm lay in the fact
+that the social conventions of foreign society had acquired in his mind
+the force of rules of morality. He shared the feelings of the delightful
+lady who remarked that in her opinion it was immodest to go abroad
+without gloves. Nothing is more common than this confusion of mind, and
+one of the advantages of genuinely American society is that it
+dissipates such illusions. The Lady Mavourneen, who was familiar with
+the finest society both in France and England, said that the respect<a name="page_171" id="page_171"></a>
+shown to women in this country was so sincere and universal that she
+should not hesitate to cross the continent alone. Why, then, should the
+Easy Chair's friend have been troubled that young women went unattended
+to the concert at the Academy? Every man there would have been their
+instant defender against insult. But they went, and they were allowed to
+go, because the insult was more improbable than fire, while the defence
+was sure.</p>
+
+<p>In what is called distinctively society in large cities there is a great
+deal of the feeling evinced by the observer at the Academy. There is
+abundant regard for misplaced conventions. Young women in Vienna and
+Paris who go unattended are generally working-women or another class,
+and as working-women are not respected by Lovelace and Lothario, they
+are exposed to insult. To avoid the chance of insult, therefore, a young
+woman must have an escort in a partially civilized city like Paris or
+Vienna. But no presumption lies against any woman in America. Her
+self-respect and self-reliance are unquestioned, and American<a name="page_172" id="page_172"></a> women,
+old and young, are perpetually passing in railway trains by day and
+night from one part of the country to another, unsuspected and
+unsuspecting.</p>
+
+<p>In a country where social classes are not permanent or rigidly defined,
+as hitherto in America they have not been, the daughter as well as the
+son of the house contemplates the possibility of self-support. In such a
+country the harem view of the sphere and occupation of woman, however
+modified, wholly disappears. The word "obey" gradually vanishes from the
+marriage service, or is smoothed away by interpretation. The ideal of
+woman changes, and, as we think in America, improves. All the excellent
+qualities which the London writer attributes to the American girl spring
+from this change, from social conditions which foster self-respect and
+self-reliance. The demand of the suffrage, the rise of the woman's
+college, the challenge to the great universities to lift up their gates
+that woman may come in, show no decline of the feminine ideal of woman,
+but its transformation from the fancy of a goddess or a<a name="page_173" id="page_173"></a> toy into the
+old Scriptural conception of the helpmeet.</p>
+
+<p>The British matron, as she scrutinizes what she may hold to be an
+invader of her realm, will not find that in any feminine quality or
+grace, even to the most exquisite taste in dress, or delicate charm of
+manner, or essential refinement of mind, Pocahontas defers to Boadicea.
+Where the American imitates the English or any other, as when the
+English girl affects the French, she must suffer from the inevitable
+inferiority of all imitation. When her self-reliance is boisterous, or
+without tact and fine perception, Daisy Miller will be as crude and
+distasteful as Lady Clara Vere de Vere is heartless and cruel. But
+Rosalind and Viola and Beatrice, and Tennyson's Eleanore and Adeline and
+Margaret, meet in the American a sister of the same lineage as their
+own, bred in an atmosphere most fortunate and fair.<a name="page_174" id="page_174"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="ANNUS_MIRABILIS" id="ANNUS_MIRABILIS"></a>ANNUS MIRABILIS.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HIS year, the centenary of the opening of our national constitutional
+epoch, will be a Washington year. As on a saint's day there is a special
+service in his honor, so through all this year there will be especial
+remembrance of Washington, and natural self-congratulation that in him
+we have a glory beyond that of other nations. The last striking tribute
+to him is also most timely, for it is that of Mr. Bryce in his "American
+Commonwealth," whose publication happily coincided with the opening of
+this <i>annus mirabilis</i>. He says, in speaking of Hamilton's death, "One
+cannot note the disappearance of this brilliant figure, to Europeans the
+most interesting in the earlier history of the republic, without the
+remark that his countrymen seem to have never, either in his lifetime or
+afterward, duly recognized<a name="page_175" id="page_175"></a> his splendid gifts." The explanation of this
+seeming want of appreciation is, however, very characteristic, for it
+lies in the instinctive American regard for morality.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Bryce touches it when he proceeds: "Washington, indeed, is a far
+more perfect character. Washington stands alone and unapproachable, like
+a snow-peak rising above its fellows into the clear air of morning, with
+a dignity, constancy, and purity which have made him the ideal type of
+civic virtue to succeeding generations. No greater benefit could have
+befallen the republic than to have such a type set from the first before
+the eye and mind of the people." That benefit is incalculable, and it
+will be acknowledged with every form of stately ceremonial and of
+eloquent enthusiasm during this year.</p>
+
+<p>The great event of 1789 was Washington's inauguration as President, and
+it is the most important event in the annals of the city. The
+cosmopolitan character of the city from its settlement and in the early
+time of the little town,<a name="page_176" id="page_176"></a> when it was said that more than a dozen
+different languages were spoken in its streets, down to the present,
+when it is the third or fourth city in size upon the globe, has always
+checked the sentiment of local pride which is so great a force in the
+development of a community. Among all the original States New York has
+seemed to care least for its significant events and its great men. That
+the Revolution was tactically largely a contest for the control of the
+Hudson, that the contest culminated at Saratoga, and that the new
+national order which resulted from the Revolution began in the city of
+New York, are facts which are known, indeed, but which have not grown
+into a proud tradition universally cherished and constantly repeated and
+celebrated like similar great events in New England.</p>
+
+<p>This year, however, the last event, Washington's inauguration, will be
+the occasion of a great national observance. The President and cabinet,
+Senators and Representatives and judges, distinguished delegates from
+every State, will attend,<a name="page_177" id="page_177"></a> and there will be religious and oratorical
+exercises and civil and military display. One fact, indeed, invests such
+a celebration with especial triumph. It is that while the government
+which was organized a hundred years ago was unprecedented in form and
+wholly untried in the experience of states, and while it was regarded
+with interest but with incredulity as essentially unequal to the great
+shocks of fate to which other states have succumbed, it has passed,
+within the century, not only unshaken but strengthened, through the most
+tremendous and prolonged ordeal to which such a government could be
+submitted.</p>
+
+<p>Chief among its extraordinary good fortunes at its organization was that
+of the presence of a man without whom at that time its establishment
+would have been hardly possible. The French Minister at the time of the
+inauguration wrote home to his government that it was the universal
+confidence in Washington which secured assent to the Constitution. John
+Lamb, who was unfriendly to the Constitution, told Hamilton in<a name="page_178" id="page_178"></a> Wall
+Street that only his faith in Washington overcame his repugnance to it.
+The hour had plainly come for union, but except for the man it is
+probable that union would not then have been effected.</p>
+
+<p>The value of Washington to his country transcends that of any other man
+to any land. Take him from the Revolution, and all the fervor of the
+Sons of Liberty would seem to have been a wasted flame. Take him from
+the constitutional epoch, and the essential condition of union, personal
+confidence in a leader, would have been wanting. Franklin, when the work
+of the Constitutional Convention was completed, said that until then he
+had not been sure whether the sun depicted above the President's chair
+was a rising or a setting sun, but now his doubt was solved. Yet it was
+not the symbolic figure above the chair, it was the man within it, which
+should have forecast the great result to that sagacious mind.</p>
+
+<p>From the moment that independence was secured no man in America saw
+more<a name="page_179" id="page_179"></a> clearly the necessity of national union, or defined more wisely
+and distinctly the reasons for it. He is the chief illustration in a
+popular government of a great leader who was not also a great orator.
+Perhaps that fact gave a solid force to his influence by depriving all
+his expressions of a rhetorical character, and preserving in them
+throughout a simplicity and moderation which deepened the impression of
+his comprehensive sagacity. He was felt as both an inspiring and a
+sustaining power in the preliminary movement for union, and by natural
+selection he was both President of the Convention and the head of the
+government which it instituted. John Adams was Vice-President, and
+Hamilton and Jefferson were in the cabinet. After Washington himself,
+they were the three most eminent figures in the country. But it is not
+possible to conceive any one of them organizing and establishing the new
+system without controversy which would have rent it asunder.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed this year commemorates the<a name="page_180" id="page_180"></a> auspicious beginning of the most
+arduous task which devolved upon Washington, and which transcends that
+to which any other man in history has been called. Yet how little in his
+performance of that task his countrymen would change! During the course
+of the century they have been divided largely upon views of the
+Constitution and upon principles of administration, and have engaged in
+a long and momentous civil war, but they would certainly not desire that
+any chief act of Washington's administration should have been other than
+it was. He acted without precedent, but with the calm majesty of
+rectitude, and although the serpent of party spirit struck at him as he
+retired, no honest partisan to-day either distrusts his motives or
+doubts his wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>It is a benignant fortune that so great a celebration as that of this
+year is an act of homage to so great a man. It was his happiness to know
+the affectionate reverence in which he was held. The memoirs and letters
+of the time<a name="page_181" id="page_181"></a> show that Washington's was not a tardy and posthumous
+greatness, but that those who knew him best honored him most, and that
+America was conscious of the worth of her chief citizen. One of the most
+striking contemporary personal tributes to him is that of John Bernard,
+the English actor, who was in this country at the close of the last
+century, and who met Washington near the end of his life, by chance and
+without knowing him, near Mount Vernon.</p>
+
+<p>Bernard had paid a visit to a friend upon the banks of the Potomac, and
+was returning upon horseback to Alexandria behind a chaise which seemed
+to be in difficulties, and was presently upset. The actor hastened to
+the rescue simultaneously with another horseman, and after some
+exertions they succeeded in placing the occupants of the chaise&mdash;a man
+and woman, who were fortunately not injured&mdash;again upon their way. After
+their departure Bernard's companion politely offered to dust his coat,
+and in returning the favor Bernard made a close survey of his
+companion.<a name="page_182" id="page_182"></a></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"He was a tall, erect, well-made man, evidently advanced in years,
+but who seemed to have retained all the vigor and elasticity
+resulting from a life of temperance and exercise. His dress was a
+blue coat buttoned to his chin and buckskin breeches. Though the
+instant he took off his hat I could not avoid the recognition of
+familiar lineaments&mdash;which, indeed, I was in the habit of seeing on
+every sign-post and on every fire-place&mdash;still I failed to identify
+him."</p></div>
+
+<p>Washington recognized Bernard as the actor whom he had "had the pleasure
+of seeing perform" in Philadelphia during the previous winter, and after
+some pleasant chat an invitation to ride with him to Mount Vernon, only
+a mile distant, revealed to Bernard the name of his companion. He was
+profoundly impressed, and upon reaching Mount Vernon they found that
+Mrs. Washington was indisposed, and the General ordered refreshments
+into a little parlor looking upon the Potomac.</p>
+
+<p>At some length his guest describes the commanding presence of
+Washington, in which "a feeling of awe and veneration stole over you."
+During a conversation<a name="page_183" id="page_183"></a> of an hour and a half "he touched on every topic
+that I brought before him with an even current of good sense, if he
+embellished it with little wit or verbal elegance."</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"When I mentioned to him the difference I perceived between the
+inhabitants of New England and of the Southern States, he remarked:
+'I esteem those people greatly; they are the stamina of the Union,
+and its greatest benefactors. They are continually spreading
+themselves, too, to settle and enlighten less favored quarters. Dr.
+Franklin is a New-Englander.' When I remarked that his observations
+were flattering to my country, he replied, with great good-humor:
+'Yes, yes, Mr. Bernard, but I consider your country the cradle of
+free principles, not their arm-chair. Liberty in England is a sort
+of idol; people are bred up in the belief and love of it, but see
+little of its doings. They walk about freely, but then it is
+between high walls; and the error of its government was in
+supposing that after a portion of their subjects had crossed the
+sea to live upon a common, they would permit their friends at home
+to build up those walls about them.'</p>
+
+<p>"A black coming in at this moment with a jug of spring-water, I
+could not repress a smile, which the General at once interpreted.
+'This<a name="page_184" id="page_184"></a> may seem a contradiction,' he continued, 'but I think you
+must perceive that it is neither a crime nor an absurdity. When we
+profess, as our fundamental principle, that liberty is the
+inalienable right of every man, we do not include madmen or idiots;
+liberty in their hands would become a scourge. Till the mind of the
+slave has been educated to perceive what are the obligations of a
+state of freedom, and not to confound a man's with a brute's, the
+gift would insure its abuse. We might as well be asked to pull down
+our old warehouses before trade has increased to demand enlarged
+new ones. Both houses and slaves were bequeathed to us by
+Europeans, and time alone can change them&mdash;an event, sir, which,
+you may believe me, no man desires more heartily than I do. Not
+only do I pray for it on the score of human dignity, but I can
+clearly foresee that nothing but the rooting out of slavery can
+perpetuate the existence of our Union, by consolidating it in a
+common bond of principle.'"</p></div>
+
+<p>At the end of a century which has vindicated his view so nobly and so
+completely it is pleasant to read these words, and in this new and vivid
+glimpse of our Washington to find only a stronger title to our
+veneration. Bernard recalls the words of De Chastellux:<a name="page_185" id="page_185"></a></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"The great characteristic of Washington is the perfect union which
+seems to subsist between his moral and physical qualities, so that
+the selection of one would enable you to judge of all the rest. If
+you are presented with medals of Trajan or Cæsar, the features will
+lead you to inquire the proportions of their persons; but if you
+should discover in a heap of ruins the leg or arm of an antique
+Apollo, you would not be curious about the other parts, but content
+yourself with the assurance that they were all conformable to those
+of a god."</p></div>
+
+<p><a name="page_186" id="page_186"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="STATUES_IN_CENTRAL_PARK_IN_1889" id="STATUES_IN_CENTRAL_PARK_IN_1889"></a>STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK<br />
+<small>IN 1889.</small></h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_T.png"
+width="100"
+height="105"
+alt="T"
+title="T" /></span>HE Easy Chair recently spoke of the statue of Longfellow which has been
+erected in the city of Portland, where he was born, and "Charter Oak,"
+writing from Connecticut, asks why there is as yet no statue of
+Washington Irving in Central Park, the beautiful sylvan resort of his
+native city of New York. It is a question which the Easy Chair has
+already asked, and which must constantly suggest itself in the spacious
+public grounds which are becoming the most comprehensive of Walhallas.
+The London <i>Times</i> calls Westminster Abbey "our Walhalla," meaning that
+of England only. But the pleasure-ground of New York is truly a
+Pantheon. It is dedicated to all the gods except its own. With unwonted
+metropolitan modesty the city honors especially those who are not
+children of New York.<a name="page_187" id="page_187"></a></p>
+
+<p>Webster is there, but not John Jay; Shakespeare and Scott and Burns and
+Dante and Halleck even, but not Irving. It is grotesque that a space set
+apart in New York for recreation, and decorated with marbles and bronzes
+commemorating illustrious men, and among them authors and statesmen,
+should still lack a fitting memorial of the greatest statesman and the
+greatest author who were born in the city. Webster's famous panegyric of
+Jay, that when the ermine of the Chief-Justiceship fell upon his
+shoulders it touched nothing that was not as pure as itself, suggests
+that a statue of John Jay might be of peculiar service as an object of
+admonitory meditation in the bowery seclusion of a city that more
+recently contemplated a statue to Tweed. In Couture's picture of the
+"Decadence of the Romans," behind the luxurious and voluptuous groups of
+intoxicated revellers in the foreground stand in sad severity the
+statues of the elder Romans surveying the scene. In the lofty aspect of
+Jay, filling with calm dignity the seclusion of some winding walk, would
+there<a name="page_188" id="page_188"></a> be felt amazement and reproof? Is it to escape the sculptured
+rebuke of contrast with the civic heroes of to-day that it is not seen,
+and that the eye of the student who reflects that the city of New York
+has contributed few very great names to our history seeks in vain the
+statue of John Jay in Central Park?</p>
+
+<p>Irving has every claim to this especial distinction. It is his kindly
+genius which made the annals of New Amsterdam the first work of our
+creative literature, and which invested the great river of New York with
+imperishable romance. Undoubtedly he wrote those annals in characters of
+rollicking fun, and even over the heroism of the doughty Peter
+Stuyvesant he has cast a humorous halo. But not all our authors combined
+are so identified with New York as Irving. His earlier squib of
+"Salmagundi" treats "the town" with an arch memory of the Spectator
+loitering in London, and his spell was such that in a later day Dennett,
+in the <i>Nation</i>, happily nicknamed the work of the talent which he had
+quickened the Knickerbocker literature.<a name="page_189" id="page_189"></a></p>
+
+<p>The same genius in a tenderer mood colored the shores of the Hudson with
+the softest hues of legend. The banks at Tarrytown stretching backward
+to Sleepy Hollow, the broad water of the Tappan Zee, the airy heights of
+the summer Katskill, were mere landscape, pleasing scenery only, until
+Irving suffused them with the rosy light of story, and gave them the
+human association which is the crowning charm of landscape. In many a
+scene a hundred mountain ranges survey the lower land far reaching to
+the ocean. The scene is grand, but nameless, bare of tradition, and
+forgotten. But where</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"The mountains look on Marathon,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; And Marathon looks on the sea,"</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p class="nind">the eye and the heart are enchanted with the story of Greece and its
+heroic human associations.</p>
+
+<p>In the first century of our literature, which is ending, very few of our
+authors have laid this legendary spell upon American scenes as Irving
+did upon the Hudson. They have not much endeared the<a name="page_190" id="page_190"></a> country to the
+popular imagination, like Burns and Scott in Scotland, where every hill
+and stream and bird and flower is reflected individually and fondly in
+tale and song. The Easy Chair once met at Niagara a young Scotchman who
+had come straight from his native land, and at every turn and glimpse
+upon Goat Island and along the banks of the river he fairly bubbled and
+murmured with the music of Burns and the other poets about Scottish
+streams and scenes, of which he was reminded at every step. So in his
+"Poems of Places" Longfellow reveals the charm which literature imparts
+to scenery&mdash;a charm which he illustrates in his "Nuremberg" and "Belfry
+at Bruges," and in his "Lost Youth," with its beautiful pictures of
+Portland, a poem which probably gives to a larger number of persons a
+more distinct and pleasing interest in that delightful city than
+anything else connected with it.</p>
+
+<p>Irving is the magician who has cast this glamour upon New York, the
+roaring mart of trade, the humming hive of industry. He shows us in
+these crowded<a name="page_191" id="page_191"></a> and hurried streets the leisurely forms of old Dutch
+burghers, their comely wives and buxom daughters, and their tranquil
+existence. Upon this very spot, which thus becomes a palimpsest, one
+life over-writing another, he awakens a romantic interest which gives it
+an endless fascination. He is thus a universal benefactor.</p>
+
+<p>His Rip Van Winkle, indolent but kindly vagabond that he is, asserts the
+charm of a loitering life in the woods and fields, against all the
+tremendous energy and lucrative devotion to dollars, the overpowering
+crowd and crushing competition, of the whirring emporium. It is not
+necessary to defend poor Rip, or justify him as a moral exemplar. Pax,
+good Zeal-in-the-land Busy! But how soothing, as we mop our brows in the
+ardent struggle, and waste our lives in the furious accumulation of the
+means of living, to behold that figure stretched by the brook, or
+pleasing the children, or sauntering homeward at sunset! Other figures
+allure us, but still he holds his place. The new writers create their<a name="page_192" id="page_192"></a>
+worlds. The new standards, another literary spirit, a fresh impulse,
+appear all around us. But still Rip Van Winkle lounges idly by, an
+unwasted figure of the imagination, the first distinct creation of our
+literature, the constant, unconscious satirist of our life.</p>
+
+<p>The edicts of Fortune are caprices. Halleck, who sang of Marco Bozzaris,
+has his statue in the Park. Bryant still awaits his, and Irving, first
+of all, is without his memorial. The Germans have justly honored
+Humboldt in our Walhalla, the Scotch have commemorated Burns, the
+Italians have given to it Mazzini. The Puritan Pilgrim, ancestor of
+distinctive America, New England in bronze, is properly there. But
+where, asked the thoughtful child, reading the epitaphs in the
+graveyard, where be the bad people buried? Those whom the statues recall
+are all well and wisely honored in this most cosmopolitan of countries
+and of cities. But where, amid Germans and Italians and Scotchmen and
+great New-Englanders&mdash;where be the New-Yorkers?<a name="page_193" id="page_193"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="THE_GRAND_TOUR" id="THE_GRAND_TOUR"></a>THE GRAND TOUR.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_N.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="N"
+title="N" /></span>OBODY could have written this book&mdash;a London Review recently said of
+Longfellow's "Hyperion"&mdash;who could have reached the Rhine in a few
+hours. It needed the ocean, thought the critic, to make the Rhine and
+Switzerland remote and romantic to the poet. But he forgot "Childe
+Harold," a book written by an Englishman, which has given to the Rhine
+and Italy a more romantic glamour for John Bull upon his travels than
+any book he reads. It is not the distance, it is the imagination
+susceptible to association which is the secret.</p>
+
+<p>The traveller of to-day is not likely to be affected as his father was
+by the melancholy melody of Byron; but it is an interesting illustration
+of the power of his genius that Byron has imposed his interpretation of
+so many scenes upon<a name="page_194" id="page_194"></a> the mind of the modern English and American
+observer. His view makes Italy, as Sir Thomas Lawrence's portrait of
+John Kemble made Hamlet. If we stand in the Capitol and look at the
+Dying Gladiator, we must also see "his young barbarians all at play"
+upon the Danube. If at Terni we see the Velino "cleave the wave-worn
+precipice," the Byronic lines murmur along our lips. As we step into the
+gondola and glide gently upon the Grand Canal, memory keeps time to the
+measure of the dipping oar with the words whose charm is unexhausted:</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"In Venice Tasso's echoes are no more,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; And silent rows the songless gondolier."</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>At "a tomb in Arqua," at "Clarens, sweet Clarens," we are still led,
+like Dante, by the singing guide. The Guide-book is full of him. The
+travel-books are full of him. He is familiar almost to commonplace. Who
+comes to "Belgium's capital" for the first time without listening for
+"the sound of revelry"? Who goes to the field of Waterloo remembering<a name="page_195" id="page_195"></a>
+"the unreturning brave," and does not sigh,</p>
+
+<p class="c">"And Ardennes waves above them her green leaves."</p>
+
+<p>Sitting quietly here in a great land which looks to the future, not to
+the past, it is pleasant to think of the throngs of travellers who have
+gone hence for a summer wandering in Europe. Yet so intense is the
+delight of European travel, so freshly remembered is it when almost
+another generation of travellers are ready to begin their journey, that
+the patriarch who goes to the wharf to say farewell to the newer
+voyagers looks at them with tenderness and pity, and there is even a
+sadness in his congratulations, not because they are sailing away, but
+because he cannot believe that they will find what he found, nor
+possibly enjoy what he enjoyed. These newer voyagers will see a France
+and a Switzerland and an Italy; they will eat oranges at Sorrento, and
+gaze upon the Mediterranean from Capri, and hear the fisher's song at
+Amalfi: but<a name="page_196" id="page_196"></a> they will not hear and see through the enchantment of
+lapsed years.</p>
+
+<p>In his lively book of travelling letters Dr. Bellows says that he went
+up the Nile in a steamer of seventy berths. An ancient mariner of the
+Nile cannot comprehend it. In a steamer? With paddles or screws whisking
+the water? And steam blowing off? Making innumerable miles a day? The
+round trip to Philæ in two weeks, or a week? But how could you see
+Egypt, or feel it? That slow floating southward upon white wings; the
+sinking deeper and farther from the world we knew; the sense of infinite
+strangeness and distance; the weeks passing with no sign of accustomed
+life; slowly, one by one, the temples, the tombs; in the still days the
+crew dragging the boat along and singing the wild minor refrain; a
+voyage of wonder and of dreams&mdash;is that Egypt to be seen in a steamer?
+It is useless to say that you may go in the old way if you choose. You
+cannot go in the old way, because it is no longer what it was, if there
+be a newer. You may drive from<a name="page_197" id="page_197"></a> London to Oxford. But is that going by
+the old English stage-coach when it was the only way, when the guard
+wound his horn, and the cherry-nosed coachman threw down the ribbons at
+each relay, and the neat inns stood smiling with open doors, and
+tra-la-la sped the nimble team by the park gate and the hawthorn hedge?
+You may go by sloop from New York to Albany. But is that now the
+romantic Hudson voyage which it was when it could be made in no other
+way?</p>
+
+<p>No sensible ancient mariner will quarrel with all this, nor desire to
+banish the steamer of seventy berths from the Nile. When he shakes a
+farewell hand with the youth who are going to run up to Rome by train,
+and are <i>not</i> going to stop at a certain point upon the Campagna, and
+run forward to the top of a hill whence they can see far away upon the
+horizon the faintly outlined dome of St. Peter's&mdash;and who are <i>not</i>
+going from Leghorn to Florence through the grape harvest, their carriage
+heaped with the luscious clusters, but are to whiz through<a name="page_198" id="page_198"></a> Tuscany in
+an hour or so, the regret in his tone is not personal or selfish, it is
+for a whole order of things passed away.</p>
+
+<p>Such an ancient mariner would, however, be indeed sorry if he supposed
+that anybody suspected him of a very common and very odious kind of
+remark, against which he kindly warns all the throngs of travellers of
+whom mention has been made. The remark in question may be called the
+capping remark. Thus one traveller says to another&mdash;as Marco Polo to
+George Sandys&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"You went to Jerusalem?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"And to Jericho?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"And to the Jordan?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you see the white stone on the bottom near where the river flows
+into the Dead Sea?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;let me see! I don't exactly seem to remember that I did precisely
+see that."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" replies Marco Polo.</p>
+
+<p>It is a very brief sound, but being<a name="page_199" id="page_199"></a> interpreted it means, "Then, my
+dear George Sandys, you might just as well not have seen the Jordan at
+all." Not that the white stone was famous or worth seeing, but that
+Marco Polo wished to "rub in" upon George Sandys's mind the conviction
+that he, Polo, had seen more than he, Sandys, in the same direction.</p>
+
+<p>This capping process sometimes leads to very droll results. Young Green
+heard Gray and Brown comparing their notes of travel. Each was naturally
+anxious to have seen and done rather more than the other; but it
+appeared that each had been in about the same places, and had had very
+much the same experience.</p>
+
+<p>"Lago Maggiore is a lovely sheet of water," remarked Gray.</p>
+
+<p>"Truly exquisite," replied Brown.</p>
+
+<p>"And Isola Bella is most beautiful," suggested Gray.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me! dear me!" approvingly assented Brown.</p>
+
+<p>"How high is the statue of San Carlo Borromeo?" asked Gray.</p>
+
+<p>"About sixty feet," answered Brown.<a name="page_200" id="page_200"></a></p>
+
+<p>"It's a wonderful prospect from his eye," said Gray.</p>
+
+<p>"Whose eye?" asked Brown.</p>
+
+<p>"San Carlo Borromeo's," replied Gray, whose mind instantly suspected
+that he had caught the adversary, and who followed up his advantage
+vigorously and suddenly. "Of course you went up San Carlo?"</p>
+
+<p>"Up San Carlo? You mean the church at&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no! the statue on Lago Maggiore."</p>
+
+<p>"Went up the statue! what do you mean?" snapped Brown, foreseeing
+discomfiture.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I thought you probably knew," retorted the triumphant Gray, "that
+the statue is hollow."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! ah! yes!" returned Brown, indifferently.</p>
+
+<p>"And you didn't go up?" pressed Gray.</p>
+
+<p>"Not exactly," feebly rejoined Brown.</p>
+
+<p>"Nor sit in his nose?" continued Gray.</p>
+
+<p>"Not exactly," muttered Brown.<a name="page_201" id="page_201"></a></p>
+
+<p>"Nor look out of his eyes?" said Gray.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought I wouldn't," murmured Brown, in full retreat.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" smiled Gray, with the air of David holding the head of Goliath by
+the hair, and displaying it to mankind&mdash;"oh!"</p>
+
+<p>Young Green heard all this, and he resolved that whatever he did not do
+when he went to Europe, he would at all hazards sit in the nose of San
+Carlo Borromeo. The next year he came to Lago Maggiore. He saw the
+statue. He remembered the conversation and his high resolve, and he
+essayed the deed. It was fearful. He tore his hands; he tore his
+clothes; he was half suffocated; and, wedging himself into the nose, he
+stuck fast, and was only rescued at the peril of his life. When he told
+Gray afterward, and reminded him of the colloquy with Brown, that
+experienced traveller laughed until the tears ran down his cheeks. "My
+dear Green," said he, "I never went up the confounded thing; but it was
+necessary to take Brown down somehow, and I employed the good saint for
+the purpose." He laughed again<a name="page_202" id="page_202"></a> to tears; but Mr. Green soberly resolved
+that he would eschew the capping talk of travel. And he chose the wiser
+course.</p>
+
+<p>The truth is that Green should not trust too much the tales, nor indeed
+the regrets, of the ancient mariners.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"For travellers tell no idle tales,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; But fools at home believe them."</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>Certainly when this one remarks that he feels in saying farewell that
+young Green will never see the Europe that he saw, he has not the
+remotest idea of dimming his bright hope nor of asserting an advantage.
+What is it, indeed, but a way of saying that he is no longer the same
+man he was? If he were, what would be the gain of travel? It is not only
+an enlargement of the scenery of the mind, not only a richer and more
+various memory that he has acquired, but a riper experience. He has
+grown wiser; and perhaps all that he feels when he shakes Green's
+parting hand is that Green is not so wise as he will one day be.<a name="page_203" id="page_203"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="EASY_DOES_IT_GUVNER" id="EASY_DOES_IT_GUVNER"></a>"EASY DOES IT, GUVNER."</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_D.png"
+width="100"
+height="101"
+alt="D"
+title="D" /></span>ICKENS'S Rogue Riderhood, who says "Easy does it, guvner," was a very
+practical man. But there is no motto which is more susceptible of
+perversion. Mr. Seward said the same thing in his last great speech. "I
+early learned from Jefferson that in politics we must do what we can,
+not what we would." It is not only plausible, but it is true. Yet its
+truth can be most readily abused to defeat everything for which it is
+urged.</p>
+
+<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="poetry">
+<tr><td align="left">"'I weep for you,' the walrus said;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 'I deeply sympathize.'</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; With tears and sobs he sorted out</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Those of the largest size,</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; Holding his pocket-handkerchief</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Before his streaming eyes."</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>It was necessary that the walrus should eat, and it was very sad that
+the oysters<a name="page_204" id="page_204"></a> should satisfy the necessity. But it is obvious that wicked
+walruses who have no intention whatever of not eating oysters would sob
+aloud with heart-rending vehemence as proof of a virtue which they do
+not possess. The foes of progress are always anxious that its friends
+should go easily. "Easy does it, guvner." But meanwhile they are
+anything but easy in obstructing. In the race, the sly gentleman who
+bets on Tom whispers confidentially to the jockey who rides Jerry that
+he had better "go easy." The friends of the saloon hope that the true
+friends of temperance are aware that the only way of success is to avoid
+fanaticism. But they omit to hide their bodies as well as their heads,
+for they are unsparing fanatics on their own behalf.</p>
+
+<p>When Gustavus, in deference to his dear Griselda, promised to begin to
+reform the baleful habit of smoking, his Griselda was jocund as the
+dawn. But at the end of a week she did not observe that there were fewer
+cigars consumed, and she pleasantly asked him if the good resolution had
+escaped his memory. "By<a name="page_205" id="page_205"></a> no means," he answered; "quite the contrary.
+But you remember what Rogue Riderhood said, 'Easy does it, guvner.' We
+must move warily upon the intrenched enemy, dearest Grizzle. Remember
+that Rome was not built in a day." Griselda remembered faithfully. But
+still the cigars continued, and upon a further gentle remonstrance
+Gustavus rejoined: "Certainly; but we must be reasonable. There are many
+steps, my dear Griselda. In siege operations the great masters of war
+approach by parallels, after making ample and thorough preparation. That
+is what I am doing. I am beginning to prepare to begin. Easy does it,
+you know. Don't forget Rome."</p>
+
+<p>Still Gustavus smoked, and still Griselda waited, and at the end of six
+months she asked with a smile how far he had advanced in abandoning the
+habit of smoking. "Dear Grizzle," he answered, "you remember the weeds
+that sprang up and soon withered because they had no depth of soil. I
+wish my reform of this naughty habit to be well rooted, that it may long
+endure. None of your spasmodic<a name="page_206" id="page_206"></a> virtue, your superficial goodness, for
+me! Great reforms, even in personal habits, my dear Mrs. Gustavus,
+cannot be accomplished in a day. Even Rome was not built in that time. I
+am working for great results, to which all my tastes and habits must
+conform. I must lay the foundations broad and deep. Easy does it, my
+rose-bud."</p>
+
+<p>Gustavus continues to smoke, and Easy continues to do it. But there is
+another saying quite as wise as that of Rogue Riderhood, which exhorts
+him who puts his hand to the plough not to look back. The trouble with
+Riderhood's apothegm is that it supplies an endless excuse for not doing
+it. If the habit is too strong, and will not budge, you can soothe your
+conscience and make the most plausible of pleas by insisting that human
+nature and long custom and uniform tradition and the honest doubt
+whether smoking is, after all, injurious, must all be carefully
+considered. That is what Dickens also calls the great art of how not to
+do it. "My son, if you wish a thing done, do it yourself; if not, send,"
+said the<a name="page_207" id="page_207"></a> wise father; and the pioneers, the men without whose one idea
+and uncompromising energy and conciliation nothing would be
+accomplished, say with Sumner. "There is but one side," and with Cato,
+"<i>Delenda est Carthago</i>."</p>
+
+<p>It is true that everything cannot be done at once, but something must be
+done all the time; and you will observe that it is not when the work is
+advancing, but when it stops or goes backward, that we hear the familiar
+wisdom of the Rogue that Easy does it. That is what makes it a
+suspicious saying, "What are you doing, sir?" thundered the master to
+the boy. "Nothing, sir," replied the frightened pupil. "Just as I
+thought, sir. Don't you know that your business is to do something?"
+When a man says "Easy does it," he may be doing all that he can but the
+immense probability, the almost absolute certainty, is that he is doing
+nothing, or, like the amiable Gustavus, he is "beginning to prepare to
+begin."<a name="page_208" id="page_208"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="SISTE_VIATOR" id="SISTE_VIATOR"></a>SISTE, VIATOR.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>T is still very difficult to discover where the bad people are buried.
+The cemeteries are still symbolically white with monuments to the
+departed. Shylock and Ralph Nickleby are still, upon their tombstones,
+the most respected of deceased citizens. Here lies Clytemnestra, a model
+of the wifely virtues, whom an inconsolable spouse deplores. Beneath
+this marble, in the tranquil hope of a joyful resurrection, repose the
+remains of Iago, who kept the noiseless tenor of his way. Beyond sleeps
+Solomon, most faithful of husbands; and under this turf of buttercups
+and daisies lie Paris and Lovelace, <i>arcades ambo</i>, too early lost. 'Tis
+pathetic to reflect how much worthier is the world under-ground than
+that which still cumbers its surface; and if we, whose lives are
+indifferent honest, had only had the good fortune<a name="page_209" id="page_209"></a> to die a century ago,
+our memories would by this time have been upon our tombstones a very
+odor of sanctity to the sense of the age which knows us, perhaps, but
+too well.</p>
+
+<p>In one of his terrible inscriptions suggested for the monuments of the
+Georges, Thackeray says, "He left an example for youth and for age to
+avoid. He never did well by man or by woman." Has there been only one
+such George in the world? And if more, and in every age, in what
+cemetery have you found their epitaphs? Catiline was a fascinating and
+accomplished man. He had many followers, and if his political views and
+projects were open to differences of opinion, he was certainly
+well-mannered. Has there been but one Catiline in history? Or is he
+confined wholly to a public sphere? Cicero described him as "a corrupter
+of youth," and no one has denied it. Where is Catiline buried? If you
+sought his grave by that epitaph, where would you find it? Is there no
+corrupter of youth now? Have there been none within the last century?
+None,<a name="page_210" id="page_210"></a> if you may trust the epitaphs. How long will you abuse our
+patience, O Catiline, and be annually buried, like Cato the Censor, with
+crosses of white camellias laid upon your coffin, and wreaths of
+immortelles hung upon the weeping effigy of Virtue which guards your
+sleep?</p>
+
+<p>But because a man was brutal and coarse and cruel in his life, must we
+needs insist upon it when he is gone? When Mawworm leaves us, must we
+write upon his grave, he lying below defenceless, "<i>Hic jacet</i> a
+hypocrite"? When old Sathanas departs to a sphere of light and truth,
+shall we carve upon his monument, "Father of lies"? Is it manly? Shall
+we have no mercy? Do we really know any man; and shall charity be
+forgotten? To be human is to be frail; and is not the fact that we must
+die at all, of which the grave is proof, itself sufficient comment upon
+our weakness? Here lies Colonel Newcome&mdash;tender, generous, noble,
+child-like heart! Shall we add that he was credulous and ignorant? Dear
+Uncle Toby is in the next grave. Shall we shout in marble, "<i>Siste,
+viator</i>,<a name="page_211" id="page_211"></a> contemplate his foibles"? Sacred to the memory of Samuel
+Pickwick. Is the inscription incomplete if we do not chisel beneath it,
+"A wind-bag pricked by Death"?</p>
+
+<p>Epitaphs are written more forcibly than upon tombstones. When old
+Silenus dies, and the white camellias and the lilies-of-the-valley and
+the rose-buds are strewn upon his bier, and the "universally lamented"
+is cut upon the monument, the satire is pathetic, but it is slight. But
+when the bloated old debauchee is cautiously and forgivingly praised in
+the papers, and everybody solemnly pretends not to know what everybody
+knows that everybody else does know, it is a sign not of charity, but of
+public demoralization. Catiline corrupts youth by his example. Then his
+own offences bring him to a sudden end, and the newspapers speak of him
+so deprecatingly, so gingerly, that as a good man being dead yet
+speaketh, so a bad man being dead yet corrupteth. His evil influence is
+not suffered to perish with him, but it is cherished and extended and<a name="page_212" id="page_212"></a>
+confirmed, and his death, like his life, demoralizes.</p>
+
+<p>Dick Turpin no longer rides in jack-boots upon Hounslow Heath, stopping
+my Lord Bishop and the Right Honorable the Earl of Garter; and no longer
+stands at the dock, the hero of St. Giles's; and goes no longer to the
+gallows in a blaze of glory, with a huge nosegay in his button-hole.
+Richard Turpin is a very different fellow in his costume of to-day, but
+he is the same Dick of the jack-boots and the heath, this vulgar robber
+who smirks and is called smart. He drives a fine equipage, and lives
+luxuriously, and keeps a harem, and frequents Wall Street, and beats
+everybody in the game of making money, and spending it profusely and
+splendidly. He dazzles the eyes of the widow's son, and bewilders his
+mind. The boy sees the money with which Richard surrounds himself by
+means which honorable men despise. He hears him called good-humoredly a
+great rascal, and sees that he buys judges, and steals vast properties,
+and procures laws to protect him. The boy hears that all<a name="page_213" id="page_213"></a> men are
+fallible, and that some men are no worse than other men, and that money
+is a fine thing, and honor and truth and respect and all the rest of it
+are very well, but see what power, what pleasure, what luxury Turpin
+commands! Then the poor boy rushes for the same prizes, and fails, and
+ends in disgrace, the jail, suicide. And Dick Turpin tosses a hundred
+dollars to the boy's mother, and a generous press exclaims, "Not a model
+man, perhaps; but what noble generosity! The friend of the widow and the
+orphan! When he dies, how many poor homes will be darkened with grief!"
+Yes, and the hundred dollars probably pays the widow for her boy.</p>
+
+<p>It is not difficult to be generous with the money of others. A year ago
+it was announced that Greed had given forty or fifty thousand dollars to
+the poor. "There," said the admirers of Turpin, "you may say what you
+will of Greed. He, too, is not a polished man; he is not a scholar nor a
+dainty gentleman; but he is one of the people; he is large-hearted and
+generous. Who else has given fifty<a name="page_214" id="page_214"></a> thousand dollars to the poor?" Yes,
+and who else has stolen five millions? The politest gentlemen of the
+highway were notoriously gallant. The Marquis of Goutytoe they compelled
+to descend from his carriage, and sent the trudging market-woman home in
+it. They eased the pockets of the Spanish ambassador, and threw a
+doubloon to the leper hiding behind the hedge. It was a cheap
+munificence. So was Greed's. It was not <i>his</i> fifty thousand dollars,
+the giving of which caused such a burst of good feeling, and the
+exclamation, "There now!" It was only a little of the millions that were
+not his. He gave it to the poor dwellers in tenement-houses, and it was
+said that there was no wretched hovel to which he did not send a load of
+coal or a barrel of flour during the winter months. But he took them
+first from those wretched dens. Somebody paid the taxes that he stole,
+and it is the poor who at last pay taxes. Where be the bad people
+buried? When Turpin dies, we have Greed's opinion of him and his ways
+gravely paraded in a newspaper. Madame Brinvilliers's opinion<a name="page_215" id="page_215"></a> of
+Lucrezia Borgia would be edifying reading!</p>
+
+<p>Shall we have no charity, then? and when a man lies dead and
+defenceless, shall not warfare cease? Warfare may cease; but should
+death condone all offences? The malignant lover who denounced his rival
+to the Inquisition, and in the very moment of his rival's death by fire
+himself fell dead&mdash;shall we write over him, <i>De mortuis?</i> Shall we
+Romans, whose sons he corrupted, go dumb and sorrowing behind the corpse
+of Catiline? When a bad man dies, let us say that he was bad. Although
+he was very rich and very splendid, shall we remember only that he gave
+in charity one quarter of one per cent. upon the amount of his thefts?
+The Italian brigand chief, when his band had slaughtered the travellers,
+said, "There are twelve of us, and we will share equally; but the first
+equal share shall be for the mother of God." When we tell his story,
+shall we see only that share?<a name="page_216" id="page_216"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="CHRISTENDOM_vs_CHRISTIANITY" id="CHRISTENDOM_vs_CHRISTIANITY"></a>CHRISTENDOM vs. CHRISTIANITY.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>T is remarkable that what is called the practical sense
+of Christendom virtually rejects the Christian ideals as impracticable.
+Its highest ideal is obedience to the Divine will, and its instinct,
+therefore, should represent the religious man as the perfection of
+vigorous manhood. The more manly, the finer the bloom of health, the
+sounder the body for the sound and purified mind, the truer and more
+satisfactory the type, the more symmetrically revealed the Christian
+man. This is the simple and natural ideal among living men of unthwarted
+and normal Christian excellence.</p>
+
+<p>But so little is this the fact that the oldest traditions of Christian
+art depict the founder of Christianity Himself not as a blooming man,
+not as a figure of the inward and outward health that proceeds<a name="page_217" id="page_217"></a>
+inevitably from complete and absolute conformity to the Divine will, but
+as a wan and wasted personality plainly worsted by the world. This
+conception extends to the constant and organized control of the Church,
+and the general feeling of Christendom regards the ministers of its
+religion either as official personages or as excluded from actual
+knowledge of life; not masters of the arena, but professionally unfit to
+cope with the world.</p>
+
+<p>It may, indeed, be said that the traditions of Christian art show a
+misapprehension of the essential character of the Christian faith. But
+however that may be, it is certainly true that these traditions do not
+misrepresent the general conception of Christianity which is professed
+by those who practically reject its ideals. Here goes Solomon Gunnybags
+to Christian worship on Sunday morning. He "abashiates" himself in his
+pew, and his confession that he is a miserable sinner is so sonorous and
+impressive that the hearer sighs sympathetically with Solomon's
+consciousness of the<a name="page_218" id="page_218"></a> enormous burden of wrong-doing that he carries.</p>
+
+<p>Now what is Solomon doing in his pew? He is solemnly professing
+confidence in and reverence for certain principles of faith and conduct,
+not only as lofty in themselves, but as absolutely essential to his
+soul's salvation. Then, unless the whole universe is a farce, and
+religion and the soul impostures, they are the most practical and
+practicable of all possible principles, because otherwise the soul's
+salvation could not be made by beneficent Omnipotence dependent upon
+fidelity to them. But if some attendant spirit should say to Solomon
+Gunnybags, as he walks home with the happy consciousness of duty done,
+"Solomon, the golden rule and the Christian religion forbid you to
+'unload' upon David the stock that you believe to be very shaky," he
+would unquestionably feel, if he did not say: "Stuff! Every man for
+himself. Of course Christianity is an excellent thing, but it doesn't
+mean that." Gunnybags does not expressly repudiate Christian principle<a name="page_219" id="page_219"></a>
+as unpractical; he only believes it to be so.</p>
+
+<p>The fundamental doctrine of the Christian life is love. The Christian
+millennium is peace. But it is Christendom that maintains the vast
+standing armies; and when the International Peace Congress meets in
+London and proposes disarmament, the good-natured reply of Christendom
+is, "Well&mdash;yes&mdash;perhaps&mdash;some time," with a smile of amused incredulity,
+as when a child seriously asks for the moon. Yet this is Christendom,
+and the Christian principles are entirely familiar, and every Sunday and
+saint's day in all the Christian churches we protest that the practice
+of them is essential to our soul's salvation. Then we wipe our eyes, and
+smile kindly upon any one who really insists that we should offer the
+other cheek, and forgive seventy times seven. Oh no, we say; that is an
+eccentric view. No man in this world&mdash;that is, in Christendom&mdash;can
+afford to allow himself to be imposed upon. If we don't look out for
+number one, who will take charge of that precious numeral?<a name="page_220" id="page_220"></a></p>
+
+<p>So it is that on some bright July day, looking in imagination upon the
+respectable Universal Peace Congress in the Hôtel Métropole in London,
+and hearing the Bishop of Durham offer a resolution for international
+arbitration, and denouncing the folly, the waste, the woe and wickedness
+and wrong of war, we hear also, not the immediate and instinctive assent
+of Christendom, but its wistful prayer and half-despairing hope that
+some time Christianity may be found to be practicable, and something
+more than a pretty dream. Yet is there anything more certain than that
+the Christendom which actually rejects the Christian ideals and
+principles as impracticable, denounces most savagely those who
+practically illustrate them, even if they theoretically reject them?</p>
+
+<p>The moral of this little sermon is altogether Christian, for it is
+charity. Since Christendom is in practice so universally unchristian,
+and holds its own fundamental principles in such practical contempt,
+every member of that vast fraternity should be very modest in judging<a name="page_221" id="page_221"></a>
+others. Could there be a more radically unchristian figure in human
+history than Torquemada? If Christianity be what it declares itself to
+be, the least throb of sound Christian feeling in his bosom would have
+held his hand. The Inquisition, the fierceness of sects, the religious
+wars, offensive wars of any kind, are possible only among Christians who
+hold Christianity to be impracticable.</p>
+
+<p>Yet when the Easy Chair saw a gentle lady going to morning prayers on a
+happy saint's day, and heard through the open window the murmuring music
+of the promise when two or three are gathered together, and marked
+during all the day and in daily conduct the unselfishness, the sympathy,
+the courtesy, the kindly care of old and young, the faithful doing of
+duty, the nameless charm of lofty character, the Christian ideal was no
+longer the mirage of an unreached and unattainable oasis in the desert;
+it was already come down to earth; it was here, a little heaven below.<a name="page_222" id="page_222"></a></p>
+
+<h3><a name="FRANCIS_GEORGE_SHAW" id="FRANCIS_GEORGE_SHAW"></a>FRANCIS GEORGE SHAW.<br /><br />
+1882.</h3>
+
+<p class="nind"><span class="letra">
+<img src="images/ill_I.png"
+width="100"
+height="103"
+alt="I"
+title="I" /></span>N beginning his tender and charming paper upon
+Washington Irving and Macaulay, Thackeray recalls the beautiful story of
+which he was so fond, of Sir Walter Scott's last words to his son-in-law
+Lockhart: "Be a good man, my dear; be a good man." It was a soft
+autumnal day. The windows were wide open. The low sound of the rippling
+Tweed stole into the chamber. The most renowned and the most widely
+beloved of living men lay dying, after a career of admiration and
+adulation, and of gratified ambition almost unexampled, and in the clear
+and serene light of the moment that shows things as they are, the one
+lesson and moral garnered by that marvellous life is spoken in the
+<a name="page_223" id="page_223"></a>simple words, "Be a good man, my dear." ...</p>
+
+<p>There are men whose simplicity and dignity and strength and purity of
+character, whose sound judgment and supreme common-sense, dispose of
+sophistry and artifice in all relations and pursuits, as surely and
+completely as the sun dries the dew. They are gentlemen, because they
+know other men only as men, touching electrically whatever of manhood
+there may be in them, and whose contact is a silent and consuming rebuke
+of pretence and falsehood. Whatever his own advantage or attraction or
+position or grace, the man of this quality takes hold of the reality in
+other men, man meeting man, as when the grave William of Orange, in his
+plain serge coat, met the brilliant Philip Sidney in his gold-flowered
+doublet, and neither was troubled by the clothes of the other.</p>
+
+<p>Such a man lately died. The mingled strength and simplicity and
+sweetness of his nature, the lofty sense of justice, the tranquil and
+complete devotion to duty, the large and humane sympathy, not lost in
+vague philanthropic feeling, but mindful<a name="page_224" id="page_224"></a> of every detail of relief&mdash;the
+sound and steady judgment, the noble independence of thought and perfect
+courage of conviction, the blended manliness and modesty of a life which
+was unstained, and of a character which seemed without a flaw, all
+belonged to what we call the ideal man.</p>
+
+<p>Passing from college to the counting-room of a great commercial
+business, his sagacity, energy, and executive power were all brought
+into successful action. He went to Europe and to the West Indies, but
+much of the spirit of trade and many of its practices were uncongenial
+to him, and he quietly withdrew, despite wonder and affectionate
+remonstrance, to lead his own life in his own way. By taste and
+temperament an out-door man, he made his home in the rural neighborhood
+of Boston, busy with country cares and various studies, but interested
+chiefly in helping other men. He was allied by sympathy more than by
+much previous actual association with the founders of Brook Farm. But
+when they chose the site for their enterprise not far from his<a name="page_225" id="page_225"></a> house,
+he was soon in the pleasantest relations with the leaders, for their
+spirit and purpose were in harmony with his own. He was a parishioner
+and warm personal friend of Theodore Parker, who lived near him, and his
+keen common-sense and mastery of practical affairs were most useful to
+Parker as to Ripley. Indeed, the hospitality of such a man for every
+generous endeavor and for all new and humane ideas was a happy augury
+for the philanthropic pioneers, because it seemed to promise the final
+approval and adhesion to their cause of the most conservative and
+substantial sentiment of the community.</p>
+
+<p>Such a man was, of course, an abolitionist in the days when the name was
+as repugnant to what is called "society" as the name Christian was to
+the Jewish Sanhedrim or Methodist to the English Establishment a century
+and a half ago. He generously aided the cause, which seemed to him that
+of practical Christianity and of American patriotism, and he held most
+friendly relations with its chief representatives, who were ostracized<a name="page_226" id="page_226"></a>
+and denounced. But his sympathy was not an abstract regard for man
+rather than for men, and his interest in the effort to help a race and
+to forecast a happier social organization did not dull his heart or
+close his hand to the necessities of his neighbor. His life, indeed, was
+a prolonged charity, but a charity directed by a singularly calm and
+shrewd judgment. His exhaustless generosity was not the sport of wayward
+impulse. It was not a well-meaning weakness, but a wise force which
+helped others to help themselves, but knew also when such self-help was
+impossible.</p>
+
+<p>Yet the strength and reserve and independence of his character were such
+that the man was never lost in the reformer. His fine nature
+instinctively asserted his own individuality. He quietly shunned the
+wearisome artificiality of society, but he did not merge his own home in
+the general home of his friends and neighbors at Brook Farm, and his
+house was always a glimpse of the social refinement and grace, the
+mental and moral charm, to which the dreams of social regeneration<a name="page_227" id="page_227"></a> and
+the elaborate fancies of Fourier pointed&mdash;fancies which greatly
+interested him as hints of a happier social order.</p>
+
+<p>Long absence with his family in Europe, and a long and final residence
+upon Staten Island, only matured and developed the man, in whom not only
+was there no guile, but in whom even the most intimate eye could not
+note a fault. Clarendon might have studied from him his portrait of
+Falkland: "his inimitable sweetness of, and delight in, conversation;
+his flowing and obliging humanity; his goodness to mankind; and his
+primitive simplicity and integrity of life." Disinclined to public life
+of every kind, he was yet full of the highest public spirit, and it was
+but natural that his only son should have been selected by Governor
+Andrew to command the first colored regiment that marched from
+Massachusetts in the war. In his young person all that was best in the
+New England youth of his time, all the strength of the elder colonial
+and Revolutionary day, blended with all the grace and tenderness and
+gentleness of<a name="page_228" id="page_228"></a> its modern life, the stern old Puritan softened into a
+humaner Bayard, was typified. It was the flower of Essex that two
+hundred years ago was withered in the fatal Indian ambush in the
+Deerfield Meadows. It was the flower of New England that fell upon a
+hundred redder fields within a score of years.</p>
+
+<p>But no sorrow could fatally chill a faith which was reflected in the
+perpetual summer of the father's presence and temperament. The frank
+urbanity of his greeting, the hearty grasp of his hand, the lofty
+simplicity of his courtesy, were but the signs of that unwasting
+freshness of sympathy which held him true to the ideals and aims of
+earlier life. His helping hand reached invisibly into a hundred homes,
+and upheld a hundred faltering lives. But, besides this, as president of
+the Freedman's Aid Association his administrative skill and his wise
+benevolence enabled him to bear a most effective part in the great
+settlement of the war. His invincible modesty and scorn of ostentation
+veiled his beneficent activities,<a name="page_229" id="page_229"></a> public and private. But nothing could
+veil the pure and steadfast and unwearying devotion to the well-being of
+other men. Kindly but firmly he protected his own seclusion, and he
+permitted no man, in Emerson's phrase, to devastate his day. The
+freshness of feeling which keeps the heart young was unwasted to the
+end. His full life brimming purely to the sea reflected heaven as
+clearly when at last it mingled with the main as when it ran a limpid
+rivulet from its spring. Young and old, man and boy, he was still the
+simplest, noblest, most devoted, best. How truly he was the man that
+every thoughtful man secretly wishes he might be, those only know who
+knew Francis George Shaw.</p>
+
+<p class="c"><br /><br />
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+Project Gutenberg's From the Easy Chair, series 2, by George William Curtis
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+Title: From the Easy Chair, series 2
+
+Author: George William Curtis
+
+Release Date: April 27, 2011 [EBook #35980]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FROM THE EASY CHAIR, SERIES 2 ***
+
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+Produced by Chuck Greif, Broward County Libraries and the
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
+
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+[Illustration: frontispiece]
+
+
+
+
+FROM THE
+EASY CHAIR
+
+BY
+
+GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS
+
+SECOND SERIES
+
+[Illustration: colophon]
+
+NEW YORK
+
+HARPER AND BROTHERS
+
+MDCCCXCIV
+
+Copyright, 1893, by HARPER & BROTHERS.
+
+Copyright, 1894, by HARPER & BROTHERS.
+
+_All rights reserved._
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ THE NEW YEAR 1
+ THE PUBLIC SCOLD 10
+ NATIONAL NOMINATING CONVENTION 16
+ BRYANT'S COUNTRY 23
+ _The Game of Newport_ 31
+ THE LECTURE LYCEUM 39
+ TWEED 47
+ COMMENCEMENT 60
+ THE STREETS OF NEW YORK 69
+ THE MORALITY OF DANCING 76
+ THE HOG FAMILY 81
+ THE ENLIGHTENED OBSERVER 88
+ RALPH WALDO EMERSON 94
+ HENRY WARD BEECHER 110
+ THE GOLDEN AGE 119
+ SPRING PICTURES 126
+ PROPER AND IMPROPER 130
+ BELINDA AND THE VULGAR 137
+ DECAYED GENTILITY 142
+ THE PHARISEE 149
+ LADY MAVOURNEEN ON HER TRAVELS 155
+ GENERAL SHERMAN 162
+ THE AMERICAN GIRL 166
+ ANNUS MIRABILIS 174
+ STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK 186
+ THE GRAND TOUR 193
+ "EASY DOES IT, GUVNER" 203
+ SISTE, VIATOR 208
+ CHRISTENDOM _vs._ CHRISTIANITY 216
+ FRANCIS GEORGE SHAW 222
+
+
+
+
+THE NEW YEAR.
+
+
+IN Germany on _Sylvesterabend_--the eve of Saint Sylvester, the last
+night of the year--you shall wake and hear a chorus of voices singing
+hymns, like the English waits at Christmas or the Italian _pifferari_.
+In the deep silence, and to one awakening, the music has a penetrating
+and indefinable pathos, the pathos that Richter remarked in all music,
+and which our own Parsons has hinted delicately--
+
+ "Strange was the music that over me stole,
+ For 'twas born of old sadness that lives in my
+ soul."
+
+There is something of the same feeling in the melody of college songs
+heard at a little distance on awakening in the night before
+Commencement. The songs are familiar, but they have an appealing
+melancholy unknown before. Their dying cadences murmur like a muffled
+peal heralding the visionary procession that is passing out of the
+enchanted realm of youth forever. So the voices of Sylvester's Eve chant
+the requiem of the year that is dead. So much more of life, of
+opportunity, of achievement, passed; so much nearer age, decline, the
+mystery of the end. The music swells in rich and lingering strains. It
+is a moment of exaltation, of purification. The chords are dying; the
+hymn is ending; it ends. The voices are stilled. It is the benediction
+of Saint Sylvester:
+
+ "She died and left to me ...
+ The memory of what has been,
+ And nevermore will be."
+
+But this is the midnight refrain--The King is dead! With the earliest
+ray of daylight the exulting strain begins--Live the King! The bells are
+ringing; the children are shouting; there are gifts and greetings, good
+wishes and gladness. "Happy New Year! happy New Year!" It is the day of
+hope and a fresh beginning. Old debts shall be forgiven; old feuds
+forgotten; old friendships revived. To-day shall be better than
+yesterday. The good vows shall be kept. A blessing shall be wrung from
+the fleet angel Opportunity. There shall be more patience, more courage,
+more faith; the dream shall become life; to-day shall wear the glamour
+of to-morrow. Ring out the old, ring in the new!
+
+Charles Lamb says that no one ever regarded the first of January with
+indifference; no one, that is to say, of the new style. But a
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style, before Pope Gregory retrenched those
+ten days in October, three hundred years ago, or the British Parliament
+those eleven days in September, a hundred and thirty-five years ago,
+took no thought of the first of January. It was a date of no
+significance. To have mused and moralized upon that day more than upon
+any other would have exposed him to the mischance against which Rufus
+Choate asked his daughter to defend him at the opera: "Tell me, my dear,
+when to applaud, lest unwittingly I dilate with the wrong emotion." The
+Pope and the Parliament played havoc with the date of the proper annual
+emotion. Moreover, if a man should happen to think of it, every day is a
+new-year's day. If we propose a prospect or a retrospect we can stand
+tiptoe on the top of every day, yes, and of every hour, in the year.
+Good-morning is but a daily greeting of Happy New Year.
+
+But these smooth generalizations and truisms do not disturb the charm of
+regularly recurring times and seasons. That the fifth of October, or any
+day in any month, actually begins a new year, does not give to that date
+the significance and the feeling of the first of January. Our
+fellow-pilgrim of the old style must look out for himself. He may have
+begun his year in March, and a blustering birth it was. But we are
+children of the new style, and the first of January is our New Year.
+That is our day of remembrance, our feast of hope, the first page of our
+fresh calendar of good resolutions, the day of underscoring and emphasis
+of the swift lapse of life. "A few more of them, and then--" whispers
+the mentor, who is not deceived by the jolly compliments of the season,
+and the sober significance of the whisper is plain enough. "Eheu!
+Posthume," sang the old Roman. "This world and the next, and all's
+over!" said airy Tom Lackwit to the afflicted widow.
+
+The relentless punctuality, the unwearied urgency, of old Time, who
+turns his hour-glass with such a sonorous ring on New-Year's Day, seems
+sometimes a little wanting in the best breeding. It furnishes so
+unnecessary a register. The slow whitening and thinning of the hair; the
+gradual incision of wrinkles; the queer antics of the sight, which holds
+the newspaper at farther and farther removes, until at last it is forced
+to succumb to glasses; the abated pace in walking; the dexterous
+avoidance of stone walls in country rambles; the harmless frauds lurking
+in the expressed reasons for frequent pauses in climbing a hill to turn
+and see the landscape--frauds which the tears of my Uncle Toby's good
+angel promptly wash away; the general and gradual adjustment to greater
+repose--all these surely are adequate reminders and signs of the
+sovereignty of Time. Why should he be greedy of more? Why thump and
+rattle at the door, as it were, on the first of January, and bawl out to
+the whole world that we are a year older, and that makes--!
+
+It is disagreeably unnecessary. Why should not the old fellow do his
+duty quietly, and tell off another year without such an outrageous
+uproar? Does he think it so pleasant to hear his increasing
+tally--forty, five, fifty, five, sixty, five? Peace! peace! Why not have
+it understood that the tally beyond--well, say fifty, is a gross
+impertinence? Let something be left to the imagination. Besides, what is
+the use of wigs and hair-dye and padding, and what not coloring and
+enamelling, and other juvenescent procedures of the feminine arcana, if
+annual proclamation of impertinent dates and facts is to be made?
+
+The worst of it is that it is a positive interference with the just play
+of the fundamental truth that age is not justly measurable by the mere
+lapse of time. Some people are never young, others defy age. This,
+indeed, is due to temperament. But that is not all. Those gray hairs and
+wrinkles, that eyesight of less keenness, that disinclination to leap
+walls, and those fraudulent halts to survey the rearward landscape, are
+enemies whose assaults are by no means regular. They come at very
+different times to different people. Adolphus at sixty despises
+spectacles. Triptolemus at thirty is bald. The hair of Horatius at
+sixty-five is as affluent as Hyperion's, and as dark without unguents as
+the raven's plume. Let facts speak to a candid world. Why should that
+graybeard Paul Pry called Time blare through a speaking-trumpet that the
+brave Valentine--
+
+ "As wild his thoughts and gay of wing
+ As Eden's garden bird"--
+
+is just as old as old, toothless, tottering, decrepit Orson?
+
+Every well-regulated citizen of the world is interested, and more
+vitally interested with every closing year, that upon the point of age
+all men shall be left to their merits, and shall not be measured
+arbitrarily by that Procrustean standard of years. It is notorious that
+men grow wiser every year, and it is observable that the more years they
+have, the more they look with doubt and questioning upon the Family
+Record. Those leaves of births following the doubtful books of
+Scripture, registered with such painful and needless particularity of
+dates, partake of the doubtfulness of their neighborhood. They are mere
+intercalations, new books of the Apocrypha. Yet they often cause young
+fellows of seventy to be accused and convicted of being old men.
+
+Since, then, we cannot stop the flight of Time, let him pass. But he
+must not calumniate as he passes. He must not be allowed to stigmatize
+vigor and health and freshness of feeling and the young heart and the
+agile foot as old merely because of a certain number of years. This is
+the season of good resolutions. The new year begins in a snow-storm of
+white vows. So be it. But let our whitest vow be, after that for a
+whiter life, that age shall no longer be measured by this arbitrary
+standard of years, and that those deceitful and practical octogenarians
+of thirty shall not escape as young merely because they have not yet
+shown the strength to carry threescore and ten with jocund elasticity.
+
+Then Happy New Year shall not mean Good-night, but Good-morrow.
+
+
+
+
+THE PUBLIC SCOLD.
+
+
+The Easy Chair was lately asked whether it thought the office of public
+scold an agreeable one. There was a certain tartness in the question, as
+if its real purpose was to learn from the Easy Chair whether _It_
+enjoyed that position, and upon looking further it appeared that the
+question had been suggested by a remark of the Easy Chair's to the
+effect that a certain class of our fellow-creatures seemed to be
+disposed to do their duty in a manner that might be improved. But what
+is an Easy Chair but a kind of _censor morum!_ Would the kind critic of
+its conduct have it say to the gentleman whose hands are soiled that
+they are as pure as the morning, and to the tactless dame who makes all
+her neighbors uncomfortable that her manners are charming?
+
+Probably this is really what the critic meant, for he continued by
+saying that it is so much better to dilate upon what is pleasant than to
+discuss the unpleasant aspects of life. That is true. It was the
+principle of the Vicar of Bray. That reverend gentleman always avoided
+friction. He was a chip of the Polonius block. The cloud was a camel or
+a whale, according to the fancy of his companion. The good vicar looked
+askance at Rome under Henry and Edward, and told his beads piously under
+Mary, and upon reflection eschewed the mass-house under Elizabeth. He
+dilated upon the pleasant aspects of affairs. We can imagine him saying
+to Ridley in the time of Mary, "My dear bishop, why think yourself wiser
+than your time?" and a little later to Parker, Elizabeth's Archbishop
+(Ridley having been burned in the meanwhile), "My dear archbishop, Rome,
+I see, is much too stringent." The Vicar of Bray was not a scold. He
+was, according to the abused text, all things to all men.
+
+Yet his profession, our censor must remember, was a scolding
+profession--at least in the sense in which the word is often used. His
+duty was to admonish and exhort, to adjure his flock to quit the error
+of their ways. Perhaps he was a poor illustration of it. Perhaps, true
+to his temperament rather than to his profession, instead of urging
+repentance because the kingdom was at hand, he was accustomed to say:
+"Brethren, I observe that you lie and steal and slander your neighbors a
+good deal. But in such a world as this what is to be expected? We are
+all poor, weak, fallible things. Which of us can hope to strike twelve
+every time? Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall. We
+must all beware of hypocrisy, dear brethren, and of pretending to be
+better than our neighbors. You remember the Pharisee who thanked God
+that he was not as other men. Let him be a warning against the sin of
+presumption. There is the beautiful lesson of the beam and the mote. We
+must not forget it. We are all miserable sinners, and therefore we must
+not twit each other with sinning. We ought to tell the truth, my
+friends. But we don't. We all lie. Let us therefore not scold each
+other, since we are all equally wicked. But let us avoid Phariseeism and
+all that assumption of superior virtue which is implied in saying to a
+foul-mouthed brother that he ought to speak cleanly. Beware of
+Phariseeism as of the unpardonable sin. Scold not, dear brethren, but
+talk of the things which are pleasant, and instead of rebuking the liar,
+commend his goodness to the poor, and instead of silencing the
+backbiter, praise his subscription to the soup kitchen. For what says
+Dr. Watts?
+
+ "'Let dogs delight to bark and bite.'
+
+Dogs naturally scold, but we, brethren, we have the gift of avoidance,
+and, O liars, thieves, and slanderers, let us live together in peace,
+and say nothing about falsehood, stealing, and calumny."
+
+This was probably the tenor of the sermons of the Vicar of Bray, and
+this was the way that he strove to save souls. But Fenelon and John Knox
+and Edwards and Whitefield and Wesley and Channing and St. Paul, each in
+his own way, said, "Thou art the man," and rebuked both the sin and the
+sinner. Yet all of them were very human and very fallible, and all came
+very short of the ideal of duty. To point out a defect in a picture, or
+to exhort the artist to avoid it, is not to declare yourself an
+incomparable artist. To demand honesty in public affairs is not to
+proclaim yourself a saint. To say that school-teachers should be
+thorough and use their common-sense as well as a text-book is not to
+scold them. Romilly was not a scold because he denounced the unjust
+criminal laws, nor John Howard because he rebuked the inhumanity of
+prisons, nor John the Baptist because he exhorted men to repent.
+
+The poets rebuke our lives by the fair ideals that they draw, but they
+do not scold. If a man preaches a little sermon illustrating the way in
+which men in a certain profession, let us say, shirk their duty, and
+somebody cries out, "Don't scold so!" the preacher may safely exclaim,
+"Fellow-sinner, thou art the man." But the best illustration is closer
+at hand. If the Easy Chair reproves certain fellow-sinners for
+remissness in doing their duty, and for that offence is a scold, what is
+the censor who scolds the Easy Chair for scolding? Let us avoid
+Phariseeism, brethren, and the assumption of superior virtue.
+
+
+
+
+NATIONAL NOMINATING CONVENTION.
+
+
+It was a wise newspaper that recently advised every American who could
+do so to see a national nominating convention. It is a spectacle visible
+in no other country, and the most exciting political spectacle in this.
+It is the arena in which the prolonged and passionate strife of
+countless ambitions, intrigues, interests, and conspiracies is decided;
+and it is the more exciting because, with every effort to predetermine
+the result, the result is still at the mercy of chance. The action of
+the convention is a lottery. Suddenly, at the decisive moment, an
+unexpected combination, an impulse, a whim, like an overwhelming tidal
+wave, sweeps away all plans and calculations, and the result is as
+complete as it is unanticipated.
+
+Even the device of a two-thirds vote to make a nomination valid does
+not avail to secure the real preference of the party which the
+convention represents. The two-thirds rule, as it is called, was
+designed to baffle the fundamental democratic principle, which is the
+rule of the majority. When that is abandoned, the proportion selected is
+purely arbitrary. It may as well be nine tenths as two thirds. But even
+such a dam will not resist the swelling waters of feeling in a
+convention. The French say that it is the unexpected that happens, but
+in a national convention it is the unforeseen which is anticipated. The
+palpitating multitude, which has been stimulating its own excitement,
+confronts every doubtful moment with an air which says plainly, "Now
+it's coming."
+
+There is always a preliminary contest of various cities before the
+national party committee to decide where the convention shall be held.
+Local orators with honeyed persuasion dazzle the committee with
+statistics of the superior convenience, accommodation, beauty,
+healthfulness, resources, facilities, and whatever else their good
+genius may suggest, of the city for which each one of them contends. The
+convention is held in the largest hall, or in a building erected for the
+purpose, like the Wigwam in Chicago in 1860. The convention itself is
+composed of about nine hundred state delegates, their seats designated
+by a flag with the name of the state placed by the seat of the chairman
+of the delegation. The alternates are also seated.
+
+Every convention is full of distinguished leaders and members of the
+party, and as any of them appears, either entering or rising to speak,
+they are greeted with great applause. If the temporary chairman be an
+eminent party chief or an eloquent popular orator, his address touches
+the springs of emotion and arouses hearty enthusiasm. But the friends of
+the leading candidates deprecate the mention of names until the
+candidates are presented by the chosen orator. The reason is that the
+applause of the convention is one of the counters in the game. There are
+hired _claques_ in the conventions which keep up a humming cry which is
+a substitute for applause, and which is sometimes continued for a
+quarter of an hour. The longer the hum, the more popular the candidate.
+
+Forgetfulness or ignorance of the value of applause under such
+circumstances reveals the comparative popularity of candidates in the
+eager mass of delegates and spectators. In one convention the permanent
+president in his address, but without any sinister purpose, or indeed
+any other purpose than kindling the convention, mentioned successively,
+and, of course, with impartial compliment, the name of every candidate
+who was known to be on the list. Involuntarily he thus tested the
+feeling of the convention. The galleries also swelled the acclaim, but
+in the galleries the _claque_ is shrewdly distributed, and in critical
+moments the approval or disapproval of the turbulent galleries
+undoubtedly impresses the delegates, and recalls the galleries of the
+French convention a hundred years ago.
+
+There are occasional skirmishes of debate upon motions or resolutions,
+but the first great interest of the regular proceedings is the report
+of the platform committee. It is a tradition of conventions that the
+platform should be accepted as reported, both to gain the prestige of
+perfect unanimity and to escape "tinkering," which may lead to endless
+discussion and discordant feeling. But when the motion is made to
+proceed to the nomination of candidates, the excitement is intense. The
+orators are usually carefully selected, not alone as eloquent speakers,
+but as men of weight and influence, and of what at the moment is more
+indispensable than everything else--tact. The speeches are made with the
+fundamental understanding that, however glowing and elaborate the praise
+of the candidate may be, there shall be an explicit assurance that
+whatever the merits of any candidate, the candidate who shall be
+nominated by the convention will receive the universal and enthusiastic
+support of the party.
+
+On one occasion, when this fundamental rule was forgotten by an ardent
+orator, who, in the warmth of his devotion to his candidate, declared
+that no other man was so certain to draw out the whole party vote in
+the state for which he spoke, a hurricane of hisses from the convention
+and the galleries silenced him, and the friends of his candidate were
+instantly aware that a fatal injury had befallen him. In another
+convention the orator who nominated one of the candidates was so
+exasperated by what he felt to be the treachery to his candidate of a
+conspicuous friend of another that his denunciation of the traitor was
+held to be a covert assault upon the traitor's candidate, and again a
+tempest of universal hissing overwhelmed the luckless orator and his
+candidate.
+
+The announcement by states of the first formal vote for candidates is
+made in impressive silence, followed by immense applause. But the second
+ballot is more significant; and whenever upon any ballot the
+announcement of a vote is seen by the tally to decide the nomination,
+the feeling culminates in an indescribable tumult of frenzied
+acclamation, and the convention generally adjourns to consider the
+Vice-Presidency. But the interest in its work is at an end, and it is
+astounding to see the happy-go-lucky Providence which presides over the
+selection of the officer who has thrice become the President of the
+United States.
+
+In the history of national conventions there is no more touching
+incident than that of Mr. Seward awaiting at his home in Auburn the
+result of the balloting at the convention of 1860, which nominated Mr.
+Lincoln. By what is called the logic of the situation Mr. Seward's
+nomination was assured, and no disappointment could have been greater
+than the selection of another. How bitter it was was not suspected until
+his life was recently published! But he encountered the shock with his
+usual equanimity, and before the election he had made the most
+extraordinary series of speeches for his party which the annals of any
+campaign record.
+
+The journal's advice was sound. See a national convention if you can.
+
+
+
+
+BRYANT'S COUNTRY.
+
+
+The traveller in western Massachusetts, reaching some quiet village upon
+the hills, which seems to him singularly lonely and remote, often finds
+some little incident in its annals which connects it with the great
+world. Coming to Goshen, a solitary little town wholly unknown to most
+of our readers, he is conscious of the height, of the purity of the air,
+and the peacefulness of the wooded landscape, and far below, towards the
+east, he sees the undulating line of Holyoke, and on some fortunate day
+may catch the gleam of the placid Connecticut winding through broad
+meadows and between Tom and Holyoke to the Sound.
+
+The little town itself is a grassy street, with a meeting-house and a
+hotel, which has a desolate air of mistaken enterprise declining into
+disappointment, with long anticipation of a crowd of summer pilgrims,
+who might well turn their steps hither, but who have never come. Beyond
+the village street upon the same plateau is the great Goshen reservoir,
+which lies hushed in grim repose over the town of Williamsburg, a few
+miles below, the town which was overwhelmed some years ago by the
+bursting of the Mill River dam. Such events are the tragedies of the
+hills, which become traditions told in the village store, and investing
+with dignity, as the years pass, the villagers who recall the direful
+day.
+
+Among the traditions of Goshen is that of the passage of some of the
+soldiers of Burgoyne on their march from Saratoga to Cambridge. When the
+brilliant British general swept down Lake Champlain to the Hudson,
+capturing Ticonderoga as he came, it was feared in these hills that he
+would march triumphantly from Albany to Boston. There was a general
+rally of all able-bodied men to the rescue; and as they marched away
+from their fields ripe for the harvest the prospect was dismal, until
+the able-bodied women marched into the fields and gathered and housed
+the crops. The British invaders reached Goshen, indeed, on their march
+from Albany to Boston, but only as prisoners of war.
+
+All this peaceful neighborhood was originally granted by the State to
+the heirs of soldiers in the early New England wars. Goshen and its
+neighbor Chesterfield, another city set upon a hill six or seven miles
+to the south, were grants to the descendants of soldiers in the
+Narragansett expedition of King Philip's war. From Goshen the
+Chesterfield meeting-house can be seen against the southern horizon, and
+the road lies through high pastures and lonely farms to the pleasant
+town. When you climb its hill and look around, you see a cluster of
+hospitable houses, around which the neatly kept grounds give an air of
+refinement to the whole village, which is steeped in rural tranquillity.
+
+The broad hills slope westward towards the valley of the Westfield, and
+beyond lie the shaggy sides of the Cummington range. Chesterfield has
+its special tradition of Lafayette passing the night in its old tavern,
+on his way from Albany to Boston, in 1824. It is a characteristic
+representative of the hill towns, so still that the air seems drowsy as
+in Rip Van Winkle's village. But such tranquil towns, in which a moving
+figure is half spectral and almost a surprise, were the beginnings of
+the nation. From these sequestered springs the mighty river flows.
+
+Chesterfield has not half the population that it counted seventy years
+ago. The whole town now reports scarcely seven hundred persons. Yet,
+with all the old spirit, it invited its neighbors in Hampshire County to
+come and dine on one of the loveliest of summer days this year. It was
+the annual festival of the Hill-side Agricultural Society, and fully a
+thousand people filled the friendly town. The feast was spread upon
+tables on a green space beside the old house in which Lafayette slept,
+and under a bower of leafy white birch boughs. The magnates of the
+county were all present, and it was whispered privately that there were
+private whisperings among eminent politicians, who, however, with the
+non-political, or the political of the wrong side, talked cheerfully of
+the charming day and the promising crops. Politics is the breath of our
+patriotic nostrils, and it was a stimulating thought that while we were
+listening to the humorous but well-merited praises of Strawberry Hill
+pork, some of our bland companions were saving their bacon in other
+ways; and while we dreamed of crisp sausages and savory ham, were
+contriving Senators and Councillors, and even a Governor himself.
+
+The simple courtesy and universal intelligence were of the old New
+England, nor less so the composure and ease with which speaker after
+speaker mounted the bench on which he sat, and in what he said, and the
+way in which he said it, showed that he was a graduate of the town
+meeting. The pastor of Goshen, asked to speak of some of the more noted
+citizens of the neighboring towns, might well have occupied with so
+fruitful a text all the hours until sunset. But with exemplary
+discretion he mentioned but a few, and among them some that surprised a
+New-Yorker, who had not known, but might have guessed, that Gideon Lee,
+former Mayor of the city, and Luther Bradish, Lieutenant-Governor of the
+State, came from the little town upon the Cummington hills opposite,
+where Bryant studied law.
+
+The whole region before us, indeed, was especially Bryant's. Upon the
+slope yonder he was born, and we could see the house in which as a boy
+he lived. "Thanatopsis" was the hymn of his meditations among those
+solitary woods. There, upon the nearer hill, high over Plainfield, where
+he wrote the poem the "Water-fowl," forever floating in the twilight
+heavens--
+
+ "Far through their rosy depths dost thou pursue
+ Thy solitary way."
+
+We were looking upon the cradle of American literature. Here its first
+enduring poem was written. The poet himself never escaped the spell of
+the hills. The child was father of the man. Bryant in the city was
+always the grave and unchanged genius of New England. The city did not
+wear off the rusticity of his manner. His air was reserved and remote,
+and he was still wrapped in the seclusion of the hills. It is in such
+scenes and among such people on such a day that the power of these hills
+and their influence upon our national life and literature are perceived.
+
+These hidden springs have overflowed the prairies of the West; and how
+much of the wealth and prosperity, the energy, industry, and
+enlightenment of New York have trickled down from them, you may hear, if
+you doubt, every year on Forefathers' Day at the New England dinner in
+New Amsterdam. As there is altogether too much glory to be adequately
+celebrated in one day, another has been added, to accommodate the Yankee
+city of Brooklyn, and it is not the fault of the sons of New England if
+on those two days the whole continent does not hear the melodious
+thunder of their eloquence proclaiming that New England always led, is
+leading still, and will lead forever, the triumphal procession of
+American progress.
+
+Supported by such a history it is a natural boast. There is, however,
+one inexorable condition. To do what New England has done, New England
+must be what she has been.
+
+
+
+
+THE GAME OF NEWPORT.
+
+
+There is nothing more delightful than the gravity with which the game of
+Newport is played. To assist at one of the solemn "functions" like a
+coach parade is not unlike attendance upon a function of the ancient
+Church in Rome. On a true Newport afternoon, as soft and sweet and
+luminous an air as can be breathed, Newport, in every kind of stately
+and comfortable and light and graceful carriage, with the finest horses
+and the most loftily disdainful of coachmen, proceeds down the avenue to
+behold the stately procession along the ocean drive.
+
+Of its kind there is no more beautiful drive in the world. The shore
+winds among rocks which are massed, a shrewd-eyed traveller said, as on
+the shores of Greece. The bold character of the coast of Rhode Island
+and its picturesque effects are wholly unknown upon its neighbor Long
+Island. The endless reach of sand and the monotony of the vast level
+land on Long Island have a certain vague charm as of a sea-shore
+becoming or about to become picturesque. But that point is fully reached
+by its northern neighbors of the New England coast, and the ocean drive
+in Newport is in itself incomparable.
+
+For its company on the day of a great social function it is quite as
+incomparable. Hyde Park, the Bois, the Cascine, the Prater, show no such
+sumptuous display. If the street boy were a philosopher, he would say,
+probably, as he watched the spectacle, "My eyes! money plays here for
+all it is worth." The American street boy of every degree is not
+supposed to need any stronger impression of the value of money than he
+already possesses. But Newport is the great school for that instruction,
+and it is open free to the whole world. Money elsewhere has the same
+instincts and desires. But in a city, in winter, its sports and effects,
+however splendid, are divided and hidden. In summer Newport they are
+concentrated under most fortunate conditions and proceed in the open
+air.
+
+It is all the more striking because money has built its summer city
+close by and just above one of the oldest and most historic of our
+cities. It has improvised its magnificence and mad profusion upon the
+outskirts of simplicity and moderation are observant, for all their
+plainness. When they were asked what effect the new town produced upon
+the old, whether the rollicking city on the hill harmed or helped the
+plodding seaport, they answered: "Until Croesus and Midas came, it was
+beneficial. But they have ruined Newport."
+
+Perhaps not, however. The Newport on the hill of to-day is the
+legitimate offspring of the earlier summer retreat. That was a group of
+the select who came to Newport to enjoy themselves for the summer. They
+were well-to-do, some of them. But not many dwelt in cottages. The
+multitude lived in hotels. They danced, they dined, they drove, they
+sauntered. It was the green tree. It was less money enjoying itself as
+more money enjoys itself now. The gossip, the flirting, the display were
+not of another kind, they were the same as to-day, but the scale was
+more limited. Mrs. Candour, Mrs. Malaprop, Sir Benjamin Backbite, and
+the brothers Surface were already there. The standards of conduct, the
+ideals of honor, were not essentially different.
+
+A generation ago Sir Benjamin bowed and danced and supped at Mrs.
+Malaprop's ball with all the gay world of that time, which is now in
+wigs, caps, turbans, or heaven; and the next day, dining with Mrs.
+Candour, Sir Benjamin told, with infinite relish and to the great
+amusement of the table, the story of his hostess's verbal trips and
+stumbles. It did not seem to be conduct essentially base, because this
+sparkling summer realm by the sea is like Charles Lamb's conception of
+the artificial comedy of the eighteenth century: "I confess, for myself,
+that, with no great delinquencies to answer for, I am glad for a season
+to take an airing beyond the diocese of the strict conscience--not to
+live always in the precincts of the law courts--but now and then, for a
+dream-while or so, to imagine a world with no meddling restrictions, to
+get into recesses whither the hunter cannot follow me--
+
+ "'secret shades
+ Of wooded Ida's inmost grove,
+ While yet there was no fear of Jove.'"
+
+To take permanent lodgings beyond the diocese of the strict conscience,
+however, is a critical enterprise. If you take a house in Capua, you
+must needs breathe the Capuan air. The magnetic rock in Sindbad's story
+drew out the nails of the ships that ventured too near. Old Mithridates
+fed on poisons until they "became a kind of nutriment," as Dr.
+Rappaccini fed his daughter, until, too late, he discovered that she was
+doomed. The graybeards who drive out to see the coach parade, and recall
+the days, before the ocean drive, when the rocks beyond Lily Pond were a
+glimmering land of Beulah, may prattle of the golden age of Newport as
+of a happy past in which the graybeards were born. But will they
+seriously contend that the age of Croesus and Midas is not the golden
+age of Newport?
+
+While they are gossiping, the coaches approach. They have been through
+the town, and are driving out by the Fort road; and as they appear, the
+vast throng of carriages which have driven out to meet them pull to the
+side of the road to allow a free course. A multitude of spectators
+awaiting a festal procession, which at last is coming, naturally
+suggests applause. But there is profound silence. There is no cheer for
+every spectator to catch up and pass on. The first coach is at hand, and
+gravely passes at a deliberate pace, and the great world in carriages
+gravely looks on. The second coach deliberately follows, and is surveyed
+with equal gravity. The next perhaps will strike a spark of applause.
+But the next passes deliberately amid a silence profound. One friend,
+perhaps, in the stately procession gravely nods to another gravely
+gazing from a carriage. The "function" proceeds. Far out at sea the
+white sails flash, and the summer surf breaks gently along the shore.
+Every coach rolls slowly by. The moment for cheering has not yet
+arrived. Indeed, it does not arrive before the pageant has passed, and
+the reviewing carriages are turning and following on in its wake. It is
+truly a solemn function. Graybeard recalls nothing like it for multitude
+and display in the old drives on "beach days" along the beach in what he
+calls the golden age. But does he doubt that old Newport would have done
+it gladly if it could have done it?
+
+If the ghost of Heliogabalus haunts the villa'd shore, it is with no
+hope of resuming the imperial crown. His court merely makes a pretty
+summer spectacle when the opera ends. The coach and the stately equipage
+and the flashing splendor of busy idleness are the pageant which is
+kindly displayed gratis for the passengers in the omnibus, for the
+pedestrians and the nurses. They sit and stroll and stare at their ease
+while the gay play proceeds before their eyes. Nowhere more constantly
+than in the summer Newport does the remark of the little child watching
+the march of the soldiers recur--"Mamma, how good they are to make such
+a show!"
+
+
+
+
+THE LECTURE LYCEUM.
+
+
+The Utica _Herald_ in a pleasant article recently recalled the lecture
+lyceum of a quarter of a century ago. It was then what is called a
+power. It greatly influenced public opinion. Its spirit was indicated by
+the reply of Wendell Phillips to an invitation which asked him his terms
+and his subject. He answered that for a literary lecture he should
+expect a hundred dollars, but he would deliver an antislavery address
+for nothing, and pay his own expenses. The lecturers who were most
+sought at that time were almost without exception men of very strong
+convictions upon the great question which, however evaded and
+dexterously hidden, was the vital thought of the country; and every
+successive week from November to April, in the largest cities and the
+smallest cities, along the belt of country from the Kennebec through
+New England and New York westward through Ohio and the Northwest to the
+Mississippi, before thousands of the most intelligent American citizens,
+this band of lecturers advanced, like a well-ordered platoon of
+sharp-shooters, and delivered their destructive volley at what they felt
+to be the common enemy.
+
+Edward Everett, "the monarch of the platform," as Mr. Edward Parker
+called him in his book upon American contemporary orators, during part
+of this same time was making a tour through much of the same region with
+his oration upon Washington, for the benefit of the fund for the
+purchase of Mount Vernon, and he was also writing the Mount Vernon
+papers for the _Ledger_, in one of which he gave an entertaining
+description of a night in a sleeping-car, when those itinerant
+bedchambers had but recently taken to the road. Mr. Everett's
+conservative temperament made his oration a kind of corrective of the
+influence of the great tendency of the lyceum lecture. But patriotic as
+his purpose undoubtedly was, his effort to stem the rapidly rising tide
+of public sentiment was like the protests of Governor Hutchinson and the
+Colonial conservatives against the fervid revolutionary appeals of Otis
+and Adams and Quincy. Other popular speakers of the same sympathy as
+that of Mr. Everett found themselves out of tune with the lyceum
+audience, and were but meteors flashing across the stage, whose light
+was lost in the steady and increasing glow of the group of men who were
+identified with the great day of the lyceum lecture. These men were not
+all like Wendell Phillips, open leaders of a specific agitation, nor
+were these lectures always ostensibly upon what are called public
+questions. But the influence of the lecturers was unmistakable. They
+were all men known to be in the strongest sympathy with the most
+advanced feeling of the agitation. It was the plain spirit and tone and
+drift of those lectures, an occasional allusion and the necessary
+application of the remarks, however general, to the actual situation,
+rather than any deliberate discussion of the question itself, which
+characterized the lyceum of that day. There was sometimes an attempted
+reaction against this tendency. In Philadelphia it was discovered that
+colored persons were not admitted to the Musical Fund Hall, in which the
+lectures had been given. The leading lecturers instantly informed the
+committee that they declined to speak in the hall so long as the
+restriction continued. In Albany the reactionary sentiment in the Young
+Men's Association succeeded in electing a lecture committee which was
+resolved upon a purely "literary" course, and which would not invite the
+usual lecturers. The result was an independent course, under the
+auspices of dissatisfied members of the association, in which the
+rejected lecturers spoke in the largest hall in the city, and the signal
+triumph of the seceders lay in the immense audience which assembled in
+contrast to the attenuated attendance upon the regular course.
+
+The singular success of the lyceum lecture of that time was due,
+undoubtedly, to two causes--the simultaneous appearance of a remarkable
+group of orators, and their profound sympathy with the question which
+absorbed the public mind. The weekly lecture was not merely a display of
+oratory, not only an amusing recreation, but it brought wit and
+accomplishment and eloquence to strengthen the public feeling and arouse
+the public conscience, and to confirm the earnest spirit which was
+universal, and which forecast the great events and the noble elevation
+of the public mind that followed. Emerson, Wendell Phillips, Gough,
+Beecher, Chapin, Starr King, Theodore Parker, could of themselves carry
+any course of lectures, and each in his own way was thoroughly in accord
+with the truest American life of that time. The situation and the
+condition of the public mind would not have availed, indeed, without the
+happy chance of such orators to create the lyceum, but with that chance
+the lyceum of that day was as remarkable a continuous display of various
+and effective eloquence as has been ever known.
+
+If the faithful diary of any lecturer who went the grand rounds
+twenty-five years ago, from Maine to the Mississippi, could be
+published, it would be full of the most amusing stories. The lecturers
+all had them to tell, and they were all men of a singularly fine
+perception of humor. James T. Fields, the publisher in Boston, was the
+friend of all the lyceum orators, and towards the close of his life he
+was himself a popular and attractive lecturer upon literary subjects.
+His little cell or private office in the old corner book-store in Boston
+was an exchange of lecturers for that neighborhood, which teemed with
+lyceums, and no similar space has ever heard fresher stories better
+told, or has ever echoed with gayer laughter.
+
+It was the pleasant company in that little retreat which first heard,
+the day after it occurred, the tale of the belated lecturer who,
+hurrying from the cars in a carriage to the hall in Boston, long beyond
+the hour, dinnerless, and with no chance to dress, opened his
+travelling-bag, and proceeded, to the consternation of the lady who had
+taken a seat in the same carriage, and whose pardon he politely and
+briefly invoked, to change his collar and his coat. As he began to pull
+off his coat, having pulled off his collar, his amazed and terrified
+fellow-passenger began to pull at the door, and to call loudly upon the
+driver, who was furiously whipping his horses into a pace that increased
+both the noise of the carriage and the conviction of the terrified lady
+that she was the victim of some dreadful conspiracy, or the hapless
+victim of a maniac. The maniac's earnest but interjectional explanation
+as he proceeded in his toilet, begging his companion to be pacified, as
+he was merely going to lecture, was an unintelligible asseveration,
+which only made his madness more indisputable and awful, and what might
+have befallen the poor lady, if the carriage had not suddenly stopped at
+the hall, and the lecturer, in his clean collar and black coat, had not
+begged her pardon for frightening her, with a fervor that frightened her
+all the more, and disappeared from the vehicle with his travelling-bag,
+shawl, and umbrella, he was not prepared to say. But the tale, as he
+told it the next morning with infinite humor in Fields's corner, was
+received, as he ruefully admitted, with louder shouts of laughter than
+had greeted the brightest witticisms of his lecture.
+
+Fields is gone, and his old friend and neighbor Whipple, who was one of
+the earliest of the noted lyceum lecturers. The old corner in the old
+corner book-store is gone, and with it have vanished many of the happy
+company that gathered there, not only of orators, but of famous authors.
+The lyceum of the last generation is gone, but it is not surprising that
+those who recall with the Utica _Herald_ its golden prime should cherish
+a kindly and regretful feeling for an institution which was so
+peculiarly American, and which served so well the true American spirit
+and American life.
+
+
+
+
+TWEED.
+
+
+There are many persons who wonder why Tweed did not evade justice by
+forfeiting his bail. He had every chance to escape, they say; why did he
+stay? His chief confederates are safe in Europe, where he might easily
+have been, yet he was foolish enough to take the risk of a trial, and he
+is imprisoned, probably for the rest of his life. The explanation,
+however, is very obvious. He did not believe there was any risk. Tweed
+was the most striking illustration of a very common faith--belief in the
+Almighty Dollar. He is the victim of a most touching fidelity to the
+great principle which every good American will surely be the last to
+flout. His creed was very simple: it was that money would buy
+everything, and he reposed upon his belief with the sweet security of
+the Mussulman who sees by faith a heaven of houris. Certainly his
+confidence was not surprising. He had proved his creed. He had seen
+money work miracles. He had seen himself, a man of no cleverness and of
+no advantages, rising swiftly by means of it from insignificant poverty
+to the control of a great party. It had made him master of one of the
+great cities of the world. It had secured for him Governors,
+Legislatures, councils, and legal and executive authorities of every
+kind. He invested in land and judges. He bought dogs and lawyers. He
+silenced the press with a golden muzzle, and money made his will law.
+
+Here was a man who wanted nothing that money could not buy: was it
+strange that he had unbounded faith in it? Every form of virtue was to
+him mere affectation, a more or less ingenious and tenacious "strike"
+for money. If a man spoke of honesty, patriotism, self-respect, the
+public welfare, public opinion, truth, justice, right, Tweed smiled at
+the fine phrases in which the auctioneer, anxious to sell himself,
+cried, "Going! going!" Argument, reason, decency--they were meaningless
+to him. If an opponent held out, he simply asked, "How much?" The world
+was a market. Life was a bargain. He felt himself with pride to be the
+largest operator in his way, as Vanderbilt in his, or Stewart in his.
+
+In Albany he had the finest quarters at the Delavan, and when he came
+into the great dining-room at dinner-time, and looked at all the tables
+thronged with members of the Legislature and the lobby, he had a
+benignant, paternal expression, as of a patriarch pleased to see his
+retainers happy. It was a magnificent rendering of Fagin and his pupils.
+You could imagine him trotting up and down in the character of an
+unsuspicious old gentleman with his handkerchief hanging out of his
+pocket, that his scholars might show their skill in prigging a wipe. He
+knew which of that cheerful company was the Artful Dodger and which
+Charley Bates. And he never doubted that he could buy every man in the
+room if he were willing to pay the price. So at the Capitol, where sits
+the Legislature of a noble commonwealth of four millions of souls, he
+moved about with an air of fat good-nature, like the chief shepherd of
+the flock. If he stood at the door of the Assembly looking in, it is
+easy to fancy him saying to himself, The State pays these men two or
+three hundred dollars for four months' service; I will give them better
+wages. He did not doubt that it was a fair transaction. What is the
+State? It is only four millions of people, he thought, who are all
+trying to be rich--struggling, cheating, by hook or by crook, every man
+for himself, and the devil take the hindmost, to be rich. These men
+would be fools not to take my money. And he smiled his fat smile, and
+paid liberally for all that was in market.
+
+There were some papers, whose price he could not ascertain, which
+persisted in speaking ill of him and his pals. If the fools did not know
+their own interest enough to be content with a good price--say, of
+corporation advertising--they must be silenced. The conceit of virtue
+must not be pushed too far. So one day his Legislature passed a bill
+virtually giving his judges power to imprison editors at their
+pleasure. But virtue--that is, in the Tweed theory of life, obstinacy in
+holding out for a higher price--mustered such a really respectable
+protest that the public project of coercion failed, and private methods
+were tried. Tweed had no doubt that reputation could be bought as well
+as power. Peter Cooper builds an institute for the education of the
+poor, does he? You mean, said Tweed, a monument to his own glory. He
+pays a certain number of thousands of dollars for the reputation of
+philanthropy. And Mr. Stewart builds a working-woman's palace. Ah! And
+Mr. Astor founds a library. Indeed! And they are benevolent gentlemen
+and benefactors of their kind? Not at all. They merely invest money in a
+certain kind of fame. That pleases their taste, as fast horses and
+yachts and pictures please the taste of other people. I will show you
+how 'tis done, says the faithful believer in the Dollar. And he gives
+fifty thousand dollars to the poor just as winter is beginning. "Let the
+cavillers say what they will," exclaim a myriad voices, "that shows a
+good heart." Tweed, as it were, tips a wink. I told you how it was
+done, he seems to say: what is there that money will not buy?
+
+Is it surprising that such a man did not try to evade justice? Justice
+in his view was a commodity like legislative honor, like newspaper
+independence, like the reputation of benevolence. The reform movement
+was to him a sudden and confusing flurry, in which strikers, to whose
+terms he would not yield, had somehow gained a momentary advantage. He
+had perhaps made a mistake in not buying them at their own price.
+Success had possibly put him off his guard. He was sure that if an
+indictment were found, that would be the end of it, and he had no
+feeling of shame. His friend Fisk had shown what lawyers were made of,
+and he himself would buy lawyers and judges, sheriffs and juries. He
+knew that the one thing that in a needy and greedy world cannot fail is
+money. He came to his first trial, and the jury disagreed: naturally,
+for he had bought some of them. The evidence is, of course, moral only,
+but it is conclusive. If justice, facetiously so called, wanted another
+bout, he would "come up smiling." There was no trick or quibble that
+lawyers could devise for which he had not made munificent preparation,
+even to asserting that the judge who obstinately refused to name a price
+was disqualified from sitting at the trial. Money had never failed
+before; it certainly would not at this last pinch.
+
+But it did, and the bewilderment and consternation of this simple
+devotee were pitiful. He had but one article in his faith, and that was
+now destroyed. He had staked everything upon the certainty of the
+Almighty Dollar, and he had lost. But there was something not less
+noticeable than his unquestioning faith. It was that his faith was so
+generally held. For what gave the universal and intense interest to the
+Tweed trial? Here was a common thief, except in the amount of his theft,
+of whose guilt nobody had any doubt, against whom, as the judge said,
+the evidence was a mathematical demonstration, and his conviction was
+hailed as a kind of national deliverance and vindication of human
+justice. There was but one reason for this, and it was the feeling that
+money would free him. Of course it was known that the judge could not be
+bought, nor the Attorney-General, nor the prosecution. Tweed might as
+well have offered to buy the moral law. But public knowledge ended
+there. And in the degree of the universality of the belief that somehow,
+by actual bribery, or by legal quirk or shift or sham, money would buy
+him off, is the value of the lesson of his conviction, which is that the
+utmost power of money fails before firm, sagacious, and intelligent
+honesty. There is not a saloon in New York in which the Tweed contempt
+of honorable motives is the sole faith which has not had an astounding
+revelation, and learned that money is not omnipotent.
+
+Those saloons have learned one other thing--that stealing is the same
+crime, whether it be the theft of public or of private property. The
+Robin Hood jollity that surrounded Tweed, his familiar name, the "Boss,"
+the laughing stories that were told of him, showed that he was held in
+very different estimation from an ordinary thief. The baser newspapers
+evidently regarded him as the French nobleman regarded himself who was
+firmly convinced that the Almighty would think twice before condemning
+such a gentleman as he. So when Tweed went to the Tombs the same feeling
+attended him. The officers could not believe that it was really meant so
+rich a man, who had lived in so fine a house, and had spent money so
+profusely, should be treated as a common offender. The wretch who steals
+a loaf to feed his starving children must have short shrift, and Black
+Maria despatches him at the earliest moment. But a "statesman" who
+steals millions of dollars from the people--really the law must think
+twice before handling him impolitely! A day or two after he had been
+taken to jail, on his way to the penitentiary, the papers said, as if he
+had been a beloved prisoner of state whom cruel governments might
+torture, but whom the people would still honor: "A great many
+improvements have been made in his cell by his friends, and it has now
+quite a cosey, comfortable appearance. The floor is covered with a
+carpet of a dark green ground. The walls are hung with dark green cloth,
+and the panes in the windows, opening on Centre Street, which were
+cracked and broken a few days ago, have been newly glazed. In the centre
+of the room is a large round table, at which the 'Boss' takes his three
+regular meals, served up in the best manner from the prison restaurant.
+There is a luxurious leather-covered lounge in one corner, and five
+chairs, including a large, comfortable rocking-chair. Besides these few
+articles of furniture are a wash-stand and a book-case. The prisoner is
+plentifully supplied with reading matter; and as for creature comforts,
+the solicitude of his friends and relatives leaves nothing to be desired
+except liberty. Crowds of people have called to see him for the past two
+days, but none were admitted without passes from the Commissioners."
+
+This feeling was akin to that which inspires the proverb and the
+practice that "all's fair at the Custom-house." When Robin Hood stepped
+politely to the door of my Lord Bishop's carriage and requested him to
+alight under the greenwood tree, and proceeded to rifle the carriage of
+all the treasure that his lordship was conveying, he was not felt to be
+a common thief. Far from it; he was the people's tax-gatherer in green.
+He scattered with a free hand among the poor the money which the rich
+man could lose without feeling it. Nobody suffered. My Lord Bishop was
+admonished that he had the poor always with him, and the poor rejoiced
+in his involuntary largess. So "the boys" thought of Tweed. While the
+"Boss" was king there was always money about, as they said; and when did
+Robin Hood himself ever bestow fifty thousand dollars in a lump upon the
+poor? Besides, who could say that he was robbed? The rich could not feel
+it; and was any poor orphan defrauded by him, any poor widow pinched,
+any honest laborer burdened?
+
+Yes, they were. It was public money that he stole. And what is public
+money? It is the taxes. And who pay the taxes--the rich? No, the poor,
+the producers. They come out of the rent of the tenement-house; out of
+the price of tea and sugar and coal; out of the pittance of the widow
+and orphan, and the small wages of the laborer. It was from the poor who
+cowered gratefully over the coal that he gave them that he stole the
+coal. His confederate, Sweeny, planted hyacinths in the city parks, and
+for every flower some poor soul was pinched. Gay Robin Hood strips the
+baron, and the poor bless him as he flings them the gold. Then the baron
+goes home to his castle and wrings teeth out of the jaws of Isaac of
+York, to force him to give money. Then Isaac of York advances at a more
+ruinous rate than yesterday the interest upon the money he lends. So
+when Tweed steals from the public treasury he picks every private
+pocket. Every stroke of his hammer, if he hammers stone with other
+thieves, refreshes in the public mind these familiar truths. It is
+humiliating that the conviction of an evident offender in a court of law
+should be a cause of public congratulation. But, on the other hand, it
+is cheering that shameless crime intrenched in every way, and defying
+the course of law, should by that course be quietly convicted and surely
+punished.
+
+
+
+
+COMMENCEMENT.
+
+
+It is a changed college world since Nat. Willis's Philip Slingsby was
+the hero of many a maiden's dream, and the stories of Willis reflected
+the modest gayety of the society of his time. Nahant was then a summer
+resort of importance, and had not become, as one of its denizens said in
+later years, only "cold Boston." Willis's heroes, like Byron's, were
+largely himself, and it was but a thin veil that covered in them persons
+familiar in the society that he knew, and incidents drawn from his own
+experience.
+
+He was the college hero of his time. But his Scripture poems, which had
+great vogue and were printed in all the "classbooks" and "readers," and
+his "Burial of Arnold," a young and brilliant Senior at Yale, and his
+bright and blithe "Saturday Afternoon," are quite passed out of current
+knowledge. They are not the kind of verse which is produced in college
+now. Their Byronic sentimentality is not to the taste of the college
+club and Greek Letter Society man of to-day; and Charles Coldstream, who
+looks on listlessly at the college athletic games, leaves enthusiasm to
+"the Fresh," and has "really never read those things of Willis's."
+
+Yet the dominant emotions of Commencement this year were very much what
+they were when Philip Slingsby dared the waltz, and even the more
+emancipated belles shuddered a little as they slid into the charmed
+circle. Youth and hope and the passion which "is not all a dream" are
+forever renewed, and if the fashion changes, the substance remains. In
+the crowded church at Commencement this year, with the gay dresses and
+the flowers and the music and the soft summer air breathing in at the
+open doors and windows, there are still palpitating bosoms, and a color
+that comes and goes, and glances that meet and mingle--"read the
+language of those wandering eye-beams--the heart knoweth."
+
+It was "Nat. Willis" yesterday, in a high-collared coat and an ample
+cravat such as Brummel wore, and even D'Orsay. It is a quaint and a
+droll costume, as you see it in those old _Fraser_ pictures of English
+authors "'tis sixty years since." But in that guise it is you, sir, of
+to-day, and if your oration is spoken to one auditor, in all that lovely
+throng in the gallery, whose heart answers "pity Zekle" to your pitapat,
+do you think that the divine Una's grandmother was never young, and that
+the droll high-collared coats did not cover hearts as sensitive and
+hopes as high as the faultless summer attire of Nameless, Jun., class of
+'90? The actors change, but the spectacle is the same. Even the members
+of the reverend and venerable the corporation, those bald and
+white-haired worthies who seem vaguely always to have been sitting
+unchanged in the front pews, like those austere senators of Rome of whom
+the tradition tells us that they sat motionless although the invader
+came--even they are living monuments, and on their hearts, as on
+tablets, the story of the wandering eye-beams is engraved.
+
+There is not one of the young heroes of the Commencement hour whom those
+elders do not scan with knowledge. These wise young judges carry no
+secrets which the elders do not share. Is it a strange world that of
+Willis and his Philip Slingsby? It is the world of the moment and of
+this Commencement.
+
+But there is something else in Commencement besides this romance of
+feeling and tradition. It is the celebration of the intellectual life.
+The eloquence, indeed, is sometimes rather copious. An oration in the
+morning before one literary society; in the afternoon before another;
+and a sermon in the evening before the Missionary Association, is good
+measure heaped up and running over. There is some jealousy also even in
+academic groves. In the older day, if the Melpomene had its oration in
+the morning and the Euterpe in the afternoon, and you read on the
+following Sunday, scrawled on the blank page of the hymn-book in the
+pew, "Words, words, words, oration of Cicero," and "Genius, eloquence,
+common-sense, oration of Demosthenes," you knew that you read the
+comment upon the rival orator of a Melpomenean or a Euterpean, as the
+case might be. But if the orator was not always wise or eloquent, there
+were also discourses which have profoundly influenced the lives of those
+who heard or read them, giving a direction and inspiring a fidelity
+which, like Wordsworth's thoughts of his past years, breed perpetual
+benediction.
+
+It is a recollection blended of many feelings, that which the recurring
+Commencement brings to the alumnus. But the deep and permanent charm is
+the consciousness of the infinite worth and consolation of letters.
+Theoretically the college course was a series of years devoted to making
+acquaintance with the treasures of human genius. Possibly there was in
+fact some divergence from the theory. But that was the opportunity. The
+gates were set ajar, and if the neophyte did not choose to enter, he
+lost--as the teacher said to his pupil who went fishing rather than to
+hear Webster's eulogy on Adams and Jefferson--he lost what he can never
+regain.
+
+Is there some fatality which makes the pen that treats of Commencement
+hortatory and didactic? Is there some secret charm which still allies
+the college to the pulpit, so that to talk about it is presently to
+begin to preach? The Easy Chair asks because it feels that it is about
+to take the sacerdotal tone, and remind the youth who is leaving or
+entering college that, like every other epoch in life, college is an
+opportunity. It is what you make it. Fate, as the older times would have
+said--life, as we prefer to say--gives us a chance. But the improvement
+of it we give ourselves. The tragedy of the refrain, "Too late, too
+late; ye cannot enter now," is that of the man who, in our simple
+phrase, wasted his college years. The tender spell of Whittier's "Maud
+Muller" lies in its saddest words of tongue or pen. But the memory of
+what might have been is so profoundly pathetic because it might not have
+been, and we were the arbiters of fate and did not choose to turn
+upward.
+
+Kind sir of the college, who lend to the preacher of the moment your
+listening ear, the preacher himself may be a wearisome chaplain, but you
+are the young judge of the summer afternoon, smelling the meadows sweet
+with hay, and stopping at the cool spring where Maud Muller hands you
+the refreshing draught. Do you follow the allegory, and see in that maid
+what really she is? To you she is a maiden who rakes the hay; to Numa
+she was Egeria by the other fountain. It is a sweet illusion, for the
+maid is not Egeria nor Maud Muller, but under those gentle forms she is
+the nymph of opportunity. Woo her and win her, and all the happiness
+that might have been will be yours.
+
+There is nothing more touching than the inability of the chooser to
+comprehend the choice. Why did not the judge yield to the soft
+persuasion of that simple loveliness? Why did he not embrace the
+opportunity, and fold his happiness to his heart? Well, sir, that is
+always the question. But if he did not know that in that fair figure
+opportunity stood before him, you do know it. Don't be satisfied to hum
+"in court an old love tune." You remember the legend of the Sibyl's
+books. Was it interpreted to you in the class-room? Do you interpret it
+to yourself?
+
+The most inspiring tradition in every college is not that of the boat or
+the ball, of copious gold and flowing wine, of Milo or Sardanapalus or
+Midas; it is not that of the "dig" or the "prig," of Dryasdust or
+Casaubon; but it is that of the youth, by whatever name he was called in
+your college, who did not, like the judge, "closing his heart," ride
+on--who knew that four such years as yours in college would never
+return, and that they offered him the golden keys which, polished by his
+labor, would open the heaped treasures of genius in all ages and lands.
+It is he who in taking the keys did not grudge the labor, and to whose
+life those treasures have been wide open.
+
+No, the inspiring personal tradition of college was not the pleasant
+Philip Slingsby; it was rather Philip Sidney, who rode with the best
+and was a man in every manly enterprise, but who had so used his
+opportunities in study and affairs that Hubert Languet, most
+accomplished of scholars, called him friend, and William of Orange
+called him master.
+
+
+
+
+THE STREETS OF NEW YORK.
+
+
+Even the Pan-Americans protest that the streets of New York are dirty.
+It is very comical, but it is true, that all our marvellous prosperity,
+our genius of invention, our quickness of wit, and profusion of
+resource; all our patriotism and pride, our great traditions of liberty
+and heroism, our free soil, free speech, and free press; and all the
+force and intelligence of our free government--cannot keep the streets
+of New York clean. Miss Edwards, the most courteous and friendly of
+visitors, is compelled to say: "I found on all sides nothing but holes
+of mud, gutters, and dirt piles, an endless rush and a block of street
+traffic. There are so many dangers and the state of the highways is such
+as to make it incomprehensible to English people that enterprising
+Americans would long endure it."
+
+Miss Edwards is familiar with the dirt of Egypt, which is universal and
+intolerable, but even that does not mollify or alleviate the awful
+impression of dirty New York. Then a Pan-American, perhaps from Bogota,
+from Callao, from Lima, from Santiago, from Buenos Ayres, from Rio de
+Janeiro, from Guayaquil--cities in which we had not supposed impeccable
+highways to be--politely flagellates us, and ignominiously discrowns
+Broadway. "It was impossible not to notice the deplorable condition of
+the streets. Our carriages plunged terribly into the holes which at
+frequent intervals were met with, and the wheels at every turn sent
+whirls of mud, which compelled the passers-by to keep at a respectful
+distance."
+
+We may indeed reply that this is the fling of a Pan-American. And who,
+forsooth, is a Pan-American? Is he the superior--nay, does he presume to
+be the peer--of a North American? Are we not notoriously the greatest
+nation in the world? Does not our population reduplicate incalculably?
+Have we not carried civilization from sea to sea? Have we not the
+largest lakes, the longest rivers, the broadest prairies, the greatest
+cataract, in the world? And shall the minions of monarchies and the
+pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics snap their ridiculous fingers at
+us, and presume to say that the streets of New York are dirty? The idea
+is preposterous. It is contemptible. Moreover, it is insulting, and the
+streets of New York are--
+
+It is plain sailing--or slipping, as chance may determine whether we go
+in the water or the mud--so far, but it is a little difficult to end
+that sentence in the same key. Let us try another, possibly a little
+less perfervid. The population of the United States is some sixty
+millions. Taken altogether they form undoubtedly the most intelligent
+community, with the highest average well-being, in the world. They are
+self-governing down to aldermen and coroners. More than in any country
+at any time in history, the will of the majority of the adult male
+population determines the government. The city of New York is one of the
+three or four chief cities of the world. It is confessedly the
+metropolis of this blessed and absolutely self-governing country, and
+the streets of New York can't be kept clean.
+
+Is there any possible method of describing the unquestionable greatness
+and undoubted glory of the country, its resplendent history and its
+miraculous achievements, in an ascending and cumulative series of
+epithets and epigrams which shall end truthfully in the resounding
+allegation, "and the streets of New York are kept clean"? Indeed, is not
+this little joker worse than that of the thimble? Does he not grin at us
+from every pile of mud, and laugh out of every hole, and snicker and
+sneer on every side of the unremoved and apparently irremovable dirt and
+disorder?
+
+It is absurd, as the boys say, to "blame" this situation upon somebody
+else--some street commissioner, or scavenger, or other officer, or
+employe. Nobody is ever guilty of misrule in this country but the
+rulers, and the rulers are the people. The citizens of New York elect
+the city officers who are to do the city work which the citizens pay
+for. They give some of those officers authority to dismiss others who
+are derelict in their duty, and the governor can deal with the chief
+officers who do not obey the command of the people. If the taxes are
+outrageously heavy, if the money is squandered, if the streets are dirty
+and city government a farce, nobody is to blame but the citizens. They
+have as good a government as they choose, and the kind of government
+they desire.
+
+Then they desire dirty streets? Certainly. That is to say, they don't
+desire clean streets strongly enough to secure them. Then popular
+government has failed in cities? Rather there are some things in cities
+in which popular government is not especially interested. If there are
+two hundred and fifty thousand voters in the city of New York, how many
+of them really care enough for clean streets and proper municipal
+administration to spend time and trouble to secure them?
+
+Consider the lilies of the field--that is to say, look at the aldermen
+and the municipal officers, the representatives in the State
+Legislature and in Congress that the city of New York elects. Do they
+represent what we call its intelligence and character? Yet undeniably
+they are representatives of the majority of the voters, and if that
+majority be corrupt or stupid, it is either because there are more
+knaves and fools than intelligent and honest citizens among the voters,
+or because such citizens do not care to take the trouble to vote and to
+be represented; in which case the Aldermen and Co. that we see are,
+morally speaking, true representatives of the city. The minions of
+monarchies and the pigmies of tuppenny temporary republics, as they bump
+and wallow and flounder, bespattered and contemptuous, through the
+streets of New York, may truly say that they are such streets as the
+citizens desire, because if the people desired clean streets, unless
+popular government be a failure, they would have them. If the mayor did
+not appoint officers who would clean the streets, they would require the
+governor to deal with the mayor.
+
+Does it necessarily follow, because popular government is, upon the
+whole, the best government, that the governing people desire all good
+things that government can supply? Liberty they want, and equality, and
+fair play; but do they, because they are self-governing, desire
+beautiful buildings and clean streets? Might not a good-natured despot
+of fine taste and sanitary enlightenment and a sense of order give his
+dominions nobler public works and a better municipal administration than
+a republic which is neither tuppenny nor temporary, but in which there
+is easy and indolent indifference to public beauty and public order?
+
+"Above all," said the English bishop to the young catechumen, "don't
+mistake zeal for knowledge." Above all, says the good genius of America,
+don't confound national bumptiousness with patriotism.
+
+
+
+
+THE MORALITY OF DANCING.
+
+
+The gravity of the discussion of the morality of dancing is exceedingly
+amusing. The dancing of young people is as natural and instinctive as
+their laughing and singing, and the old Easy Chairs about the wall might
+as wisely quarrel with the song of the bobolink in the fields as with
+the dance upon the floor. But the grave censors who condemn it must be
+heard. There is reason in the way in which they often put their
+objections. Excitement, late hours, exposure of health, all these are
+bad. But, on the other hand, exercise, cheerfulness, friendly
+conversation, all these are good. The zealous censors confound uses and
+abuses. The Easy Chair has seen a worthy temperance apostle ingulfing
+cups of coffee in the pauses of an exhortation to abstinence, until it
+marvelled at the capacity of the apostolic stomach. Could there be no
+intemperance in coffee-drinking? But was coffee not to be drunk? The
+Easy Chair has seen such frantic gobbling at a railway eating-room that
+it could only gaze in wonder at the sottish and, so to speak, drunken
+eating. But is food not to be eaten? The Easy Chair has seen little
+children, extravagantly dressed and decorated, dancing in great hotel
+parlors on hot summer nights at an hour when they should all have been
+sound asleep in their beds, while their parents should have been soundly
+chastised for not putting them there. But is the dancing of young
+persons therefore wrong?
+
+This is probably to the censorial mind nothing but the base compromise
+and sophistry of "moderate drinking." But nevertheless most of the evils
+of this kind are perversions of good things. There are a great many
+young and ignorant parents who become impatient with the incessant
+activity and restlessness of their children. They condemn them to sit
+still in a chair and make no noise. Dear madame, it is nature's
+intention that the child shall be restless, to develop his limbs. You
+apply to him rules that are fit and easy for us who are old, and whom
+nature equally admonishes to sit still in chairs. Our little Procrustean
+beds are merely furniture that tortures. The desire of youth for
+enjoyment is as worthy as its desire for knowledge, for truth, for
+excellence. And it is the spirit, not the method, of enjoyments which
+are not obviously wrong, that is chiefly to be regarded. A good man asks
+whether he could go from dancing to console a dying bed. But could he go
+from skating, or reading _Pickwick_, or from heartily laughing, to
+console a dying friend? Would it not, even in his own view, depend
+wholly upon the mood in which he was doing it?
+
+Let him select an act which he would approve. Let him be reading a
+serious book, or thinking in his study, or going upon a visit of charity
+when he is summoned, and he would say that he could go with perfect
+composure and the utmost propriety. But how if he were peevish as he
+read the serious book, or if he were thinking angrily in his study, or
+if he were mentally reproaching the duty that drew him from his
+comfortable room to pay a visit of charity, could he then more properly
+hasten to console the dying than if he had been cheerfully dancing, his
+mind full of pleasant thoughts and the delight of the music and the
+measured movement? It is not the thing that he is doing, but the spirit
+in which he is doing it, that should be considered.
+
+How different a view of the pleasant recreation of dancing may be taken
+by an intellectual man, from that of one who thinks the waltz a device
+of Satan, is shown by a passage of De Quincey, the beginning of which
+the Easy Chair will quote, and which will find an echo in many a memory:
+"And in itself, of all the scenes which this world offers, none is to me
+so profoundly interesting, none (I say deliberately) so affecting, as
+the spectacle of men and women floating through the mazes of a dance;
+under these conditions, however, that the music shall be rich and
+festal, the execution of the dancers perfect, and the dance itself of a
+character to admit of free, fluent, and continuous action. And whenever
+the music happens not to be of a light, trivial character, but charged
+with the spirit of festal pleasure, and the performers in the dance so
+far skilful as to betray no awkwardness verging on the ludicrous, I
+believe that many persons feel as I feel in such circumstances, viz.,
+derive from the spectacle the very grandest form of passionate sadness
+which can belong to any spectacle whatsoever."
+
+
+
+
+THE HOG FAMILY.
+
+
+It is a good sign of the times that the crusade against the large and
+omnipresent family of Hog which the Easy Chair long ago preached has
+been vigorously renewed. Public manners are a common interest. The
+private conduct of the most famous personages is of small concern beyond
+their domestic circle. But the conduct of the person in the next room at
+a hotel, or in the next seat in a railroad car, is of great interest to
+us. Yet the remedy is not obvious. Even if we should propose a school of
+manners, it is not certain that the pupils for whom it would be
+especially designed would attend.
+
+If a fellow-guest at the Grand Hotel of the Universe comes in at two in
+the morning, and going humming along the corridor to his room, flings
+his boot down upon the floor at his door with a resounding blow that
+awakens all neighboring sleepers, you may cover him with expletives, and
+consign him in imagination to a hundred direful dooms, but nevertheless
+he goes unpunished. Or you may suddenly confront him in all the majesty
+of nocturnal dishabille, and admonish him severely of the wicked
+selfishness of his ways. But the probability is that you will have
+either an extremely amused audience, who will "guy" your appearance
+without mercy, or receive a surly rejoinder in the form of a boot or a
+volley of vituperation. In any event, the school of manners will not be
+honored by the exercises.
+
+Yet the Hog family is not American, nor is it by any means peculiar to
+this country. The Lady Mavourneen who said with enthusiasm that she
+could travel without insult from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and that
+every American of the other sex seemed to make himself her protector,
+said only what is generally true of the American. He is naturally
+courteous and invincibly good-natured. Indeed, it is his good-nature
+which has permitted the family Hog to develop to such proportions. A man
+enters a hotel "as if it belonged to him." Will he not be forced to pay
+for his accommodation--and roundly? Shall he not take his ease in his
+inn? Is he not willing to settle for all the food, drink, comfort,
+trouble, that he may require or occasion? Shall he put himself out for
+others? If number one does not look out for itself, who will look out
+for it?
+
+And to all this Jonathan good-naturedly assents. If number one takes
+more than his share of the sofa, Jonathan moves up. If number one puts
+his feet on a chair, Jonathan does not stare. If number one still more
+grossly demonstrates his porcine lineage, Jonathan dislikes to make
+trouble--until number one comes to despise those whom he insults, and
+plainly expects every circle to bow to the sovereignty of selfishness.
+This is a fatal form of good-nature, but it has a not unkindly origin.
+It springs from a social condition in which everybody is expected to
+help everybody else, because everybody needs help as in a frontier
+community. Indeed, in many a rural neighborhood still, this spirit of
+lending a hand is supreme. Everybody expects to submit to inconvenience,
+because he knows that he will require others to submit.
+
+But these refinements of mutual dependence must not be allowed to
+justify the outrages of selfishness. The passenger in the boat or the
+train who occupies more than his seat, who sits in one chair, covers
+another with his feet, and a third with his bundles, and smokes, and
+widely squirts tobacco juice around him until his vicinity is not "a
+little heaven," but another kind of "h" below, is a public pest and
+general nuisance, for whose punishment there should be a common law of
+procedure. But this can be found only where there is a common contempt
+and resolution which will deprive him of his ill-gotten seats in the
+first place, and make him feel, in the second, the general scorn of his
+neighbors.
+
+But as we are told constantly and correctly that we are a reading
+people, it is through reading that the members of the family which is
+_hostis humani generis_ will learn that they are the most detestable and
+detested of the great families of the race. You, sir, whose eyes are
+skimming this page, and who never give your seat to a woman in the
+elevated car "on principle"--the principle being either that a woman
+ought not to get into a crowded car, knowing that she will put gentlemen
+to inconvenience; or that the company ought to forbid the entry of more
+passengers than there are seats; or that first come should be first
+served; or that number one, having paid for a seat, has a right to
+occupy it; or whatever other form the "principle" may assume--you are
+one of the host against whom the crusade is pushed. Thou art the--well,
+for the sake of euphony we will say man, but it is not man that is in
+the mind of your censors.
+
+Or you, madam, who enter the railroad car with an air of right, and a
+look of reproval at every man who does not spring to his feet, and who
+settle yourself into the seat offered you without the least recognition
+of the courtesy that offers it--for you it would be well if the urbane
+mentor of another day were still here, who, having given his seat to a
+dashing young woman who seemed unconscious of his presence, looked at
+her until she impatiently demanded if he wanted anything, and he
+responding, said, blandly, "Yes, madam; I want to hear you say thank
+you."
+
+Both this sir and madam may learn from the daily papers as from this
+page that even in a car where they recognize no acquaintance a cloud of
+witnesses around hold them in full survey, and whatever the fashion or
+richness of their garments, and however supercilious their air, perceive
+at once whether they belong to the family of ladies and gentlemen, or to
+that of Charles Lamb's "Mr. H." Thackeray's hero could not have been
+more aghast to see his divine Ottilia consume with gusto the oysters
+which were no longer fresh than Romeo to learn by his Juliet's question
+to that urbane mentor of other years that his mistress must be of kin to
+the unmentionable family.
+
+The next time those boots are flung down in the reverberating hotel
+corridor there will be no harm in remarking to the clerk the next
+morning in the crowded office that it is not necessary for you to look
+upon the register to know that one of the Hog family arrived during the
+night.
+
+
+
+
+THE ENLIGHTENED OBSERVER.
+
+
+The Enlightened Observer from Europe who is studying American
+institutions asked the Easy Chair the other day what was meant by the
+statement that a candidate for a high elective office had opened
+headquarters in the neighborhood of a nominating convention. The
+Enlightened Observer said that he had always supposed that such
+conventions were assemblies which nominated persons whose public
+services and personal ability and character had distinguished them among
+their fellow-citizens, and shown them to be especially fitted for the
+offices which were to be filled. "Am I mistaken," he asked, "in
+supposing that to be the theory of your institutions?"
+
+The Easy Chair could not say that he was, and conceded that such was the
+theory.
+
+"In other words," continued the Enlightened Observer, "a republic
+secures good government because it intrusts the government not to the
+chance of birth, which may give to Oliver Cromwell a son Richard, and
+make the heir of Alexander the Great an Alexander the Little, but
+because it calls to its great offices of every degree those citizens who
+have demonstrated their peculiar fitness."
+
+"That is certainly the theory of our republican institutions," returned
+the Easy Chair.
+
+"Well?" said the Enlightened Observer.
+
+"Well?" echoed the Easy Chair.
+
+"Yes, but why, then, does a candidate open headquarters?"
+
+"Yes, certainly. Why--that is--it is to make himself known."
+
+"But the theory seems to assume that he is known already. Is it that he
+performs public services at the headquarters, or exhibits there his
+character and abilities? Is not the time a little limited and the space
+somewhat inconvenient for such demonstrations? I am at a little loss. I
+can see that the personal appearance and manners of a candidate might be
+displayed favorably at a headquarters, and that, in a charming phrase of
+your country, he might dispense a generous hospitality in a hotel
+parlor, but how can he display his fitness for a high office in such
+narrow quarters as headquarters must be? Am I to understand that when
+Mr. John Jay was selected as a candidate for the Governorship of New
+York he had repaired previously to the place of nomination and had
+opened headquarters? Did General Washington pursue a similar course? If
+the services and character of a candidate have commended him to public
+favor and designated him as a suitable officer, why is not that enough?"
+
+"Undoubtedly," answered the Easy Chair, "why isn't it? But I am afraid
+that you have not pursued your enlightened observations quite far
+enough, or you would have learned that in this country a kind providence
+is supposed to help those who help themselves, and that those who
+expect to have Governorships and Senatorships and other large and highly
+flavored political morsels offered to them on golden salvers and on
+bended knees will be seriously disappointed."
+
+"I see," said, courteously, the Enlightened Observer, "that my excellent
+friend the Easy Chair is pleased to speak in metaphor. If I may
+penetrate it, he is declaring that great places are to be won like
+precious prizes, and do not drop into idle hands like fruit overripe.
+But if I may hold him to the point, is it not the theory of your
+institutions that it is services and character and ability that win the
+precious political prizes, and surely such qualities and services cannot
+be described as idle hands? I agree that providence helps those who help
+themselves, but who helps himself more than he who helps the entire
+community? And how does he help the community who opens headquarters to
+secure a prize for himself? Moreover, have I not heard that office
+should pursue the man, and not the man the office? Yet what is opening
+headquarters but pursuing office, as a hound a hare?"
+
+The Easy Chair was obliged to suggest that there was no harm in knowing
+"the boys," and in showing the affability of a simple citizen "without
+airs," and making the acquaintance of important political personages,
+all of which the Enlightened Observer conceded, but still politely
+insisted that knowing the boys and showing affability and refraining
+from lofty demeanor did not demonstrate fitness for great place, and was
+a loss of proper personal dignity that ought not to be required of any
+one who had really approved himself as a suitable officer. He concluded
+that he might not have mistaken the theory, but he had certainly not
+apprehended the practice of our institutions.
+
+"But surely," said the Easy Chair, "'tis but a small price to pay."
+
+"True," said the Enlightened Observer, "it is a very small price; but I
+had not supposed that in the republic office was sold at any price. I
+thought that the good Santa Claus of public approval dropped it as a
+Christmas gift into the stocking of the most deserving. It seems,
+however, to be rather a raisin in snap-dragon--the prize of the toughest
+fingers."
+
+
+
+
+RALPH WALDO EMERSON.
+
+
+"The beauty of Israel has fallen in its high place," said the voice of
+Emerson's friend and neighbor, Judge Hoar, trembling and almost hushed
+in emotion, and everybody who heard felt the singular felicity of the
+words. The plain little country church was crowded, and a vast throng
+stood outside in the peaceful April sunshine. Before the pulpit--the
+eyes forever closed, the voice forever silent--lay the man whose aspect
+of sweet and majestic serenity Death had not touched, and which recalled
+his own words: "Even the corpse that has lain in the chambers has added
+a solemn ornament to the house." It was the man who was beloved of his
+neighbors and honored by the world, whose modest counsel in grave
+affairs guided the village, and whose thought led the thought of
+Christendom. "He belonged to all men, but he is peculiarly ours," said
+Judge Hoar truly, speaking for the quiet historic town of which
+Emerson's grandfather had been the minister, and in which he lived
+during the larger part of his life, and to which his memory will lend an
+imperishable charm.
+
+Concord when he first knew it was already famous. A hundred years ago,
+at the bridge over the placid river, the Middlesex farmers, hastening as
+minute men from all the neighboring country, had obeyed the first
+military summons to fire upon the king's regulars; and the red-coated
+regulars, turning, had begun, amid the blazing patriot volley of twenty
+miles, their long retreat to Yorktown and over the sea. At the point
+where the highway by which the soldiers marched enters the village,
+under the hill along whose ridge the hurrying countrymen pressed to cut
+off the soldiers' retreat, lived for more than forty years the scholar
+who belongs to Concord as Shakespeare belongs to Stratford.
+
+"Nature," said Emerson in his first book, written in the old Manse at
+Concord, which Hawthorne afterwards inhabited, and which he has so
+beautifully commemorated--"Nature stretcheth out her arms to embrace
+man: only let his thoughts be of equal greatness. Willingly does she
+follow his steps with the rose and the violet, and bend her lines of
+grandeur and grace to the decoration of her darling child. Only let his
+thoughts be of equal scope, and the frame will suit the picture. A
+virtuous man is in unison with her works, and makes the central figure
+of the visible sphere. Homer, Pindar, Socrates, Phocion, associate
+themselves fitly in our memory with the geography and climate of Greece.
+The visible heavens and the earth sympathize with Jesus. And in common
+life whoever has seen a person of powerful character and happy genius
+will have remarked how easily he took all things along with him, the
+persons, the opinions, and the day, and nature became auxiliary to a
+man." So is Emerson associated with the tranquil landscape of the old
+Middlesex town--the gentle hills, the long sweep of meadowland, the
+winding river, the woodland, and the pastures under the ample sky. The
+broad horizon and rural repose were the fitting home of the lofty and
+beneficent genius whose life and word perpetually illustrated the
+supreme worth and beauty of truth, purity, and morality. Whoever saw him
+there or elsewhere, saw the "sweet and virtuous soul" which George
+Herbert likened to seasoned timber that never gives.
+
+The sincerity and serenity of Emerson's character were unsurpassed. The
+freshness and glow of his interest in life were perennial. With a sober
+tenderness of regret he said to a friend who congratulated him upon his
+seventieth birthday, "Yet it is a little sad to me, for I count to-day
+the end of youth." In no other sense than the lapse of years, however,
+was it true. That auroral freshness of soul which is the distinctive
+charm of youth lingered when even memory somewhat failed. "How long it
+is since I have seen you!" he said at Longfellow's funeral to a friend
+whom he had accosted just before. But he said it with all that
+heartiness of sympathy and expectation which, in the golden prime of
+his life, when he was in many ways the most striking and original figure
+in his country, made him greet every comer as if he expected to hear
+from him a wiser word than had yet been spoken. A youth, fascinated by
+this simple graciousness of manner, declared that Emerson greeted the
+most ordinary persons like a King of Spain receiving an ambassador from
+the Great Mogul. The expectancy of his manner implied that every man had
+some message to deliver, and he bent himself to hear.
+
+But his shrewdness of perception was exquisite. He did not take dross
+because he hoped for gold. His reproof was as sure and incisive as the
+stroke of a delicate Damascus blade. When a young man, hearing Emerson
+say that everybody ought to read Plato, followed his advice, and read,
+he thought, with the audacity of youth, that he detected faults in
+Plato, and wrote an essay to set them forth. He asked Emerson to read
+it, and when he returned it to the youth, Emerson said, pleasantly, "My
+boy, when you strike at the king, you must kill him." One day he sat at
+dinner with a distinguished company of statesmen. He was by far the most
+famous man at the table; but he modestly followed the conversation,
+turning from each guest who spoke, to the next, with the old sweet
+gravity of earnest expectation. When all the notable company had gone, a
+guest who remained said to him: "I saw you talking with the English
+Minister. He is a brilliant man, and I hope that you found him
+agreeable." "A very pleasant gentleman," replied Emerson; "but he does
+not represent the England that I know."
+
+Despite this sharp apprehension, however, Emerson was sometimes unable
+to find any charm in writings which have apparently taken a permanent
+place in literature. He could see nothing interesting or valuable in
+Shelley. "When I read Shelley," he once said, "I am like a man who
+thinks that he sees gold at the bottom of a stream. He reaches for it,
+but his hands come up cold, with a little common sand in them." The
+waywardness and disorder of Shelley's life may have troubled him. But
+this would not have affected his intellectual judgment. His acute
+intellect was supremely independent and absolutely courageous. "He must
+embrace solitude as a bride," he said of the scholar; "he must have his
+glees and his glooms alone." When as a young man he quietly closed his
+pulpit door, and declined to preach any more, because he no longer felt
+any value in certain religious rites, there was no protest, nor
+ostentation, nor newspaper "sensation." It was simply the closing of a
+book that he had read, and the amazement and censure and grief of others
+could not possibly persuade him to do, or to say, or to affect, the
+thing that was not true. Emerson's moral and intellectual integrity was
+transparently simple, but it was sublime. It was not expressed in stormy
+self-assertion nor cynical contempt. It spoke in tranquil and beautiful
+affirmation, perfectly courteous, but absolutely sincere.
+
+But no man more charitably and diligently sought to understand others,
+and to be just to what was obscure and foreign to him. He listened
+patiently to music. But it did not charm him. He was punctual in the
+duties of a citizen. But he had no proper political tastes. Yet for the
+true politics, the application of the moral law to the control of public
+affairs, no man was more perceptive or uncompromising. He was always on
+the right side of great public questions. His hospitable sympathy
+entertained every good cause, and in all our antislavery literature
+there is no nobler or more permanent work than his address upon the
+anniversary of West India emancipation in 1844. The only cloud that ever
+arose upon his regard for Carlyle was his displeasure with Carlyle's
+contemptuous and cynical sneers at our civil war. He was deeply
+impatient of doubtful and half-hearted Americans during the war. "They
+call themselves gentlemen, I believe," he said of certain persons, and
+in a tone which showed that his lofty and patriotic honor instinctively
+and utterly repudiated the pinchbeck claims of educated feebleness to
+bear "the grand old name of gentleman."
+
+Those who recall Emerson when he was a clergyman in Boston remember a
+singular spiritual beauty in the man, and an indescribable charm of
+manner in his public speech. But apparently he impressed his earlier
+associates with the purity and refinement of his mind and life, his
+lofty intellectual tastes and sympathy, and his literary accomplishment,
+rather than by the peculiar force of a genius which was to give the most
+powerful spiritual impulse of the generation to American thought. This
+is the more singular because there was always something breezy and
+heroic in his tone, which might have led to the suspicion of the fact
+that he was from the first a fond reader of Plutarch, from whose "Lives"
+he draws so many illustrations. As in a mountain walk the traveller is
+suddenly aware of wafts of perfumed air, now of the wild-grape blossom,
+now of the azalea or sweet-brier, so the strain of Emerson suggests his
+sympathy with Plutarch and Montaigne, the Oriental poets and the
+Platonists.
+
+But no one could describe accurately his "system" of philosophy, nor
+fit him into a "school" of poetry. He was content to call himself a
+scholar, and no name was more significant and precious to him. He
+shunned notoriety, but he had the instinctive desire of every artist and
+of all genius for an audience. When a friend asked him of a young man
+whose literary talent had seemed to him to promise great achievement,
+Emerson said: "He does nothing; and I doubted his genius when I saw that
+he did not seek a hearing." When his own first slight volume, "Nature,"
+was published, they were but a few, a very few, who perceived in it the
+ripe and beautiful work of a master in literature and thought. The
+richness and originality and picturesque simplicity of this book, its
+subtle perception, its tone of jubilant power, and the soft glimmering
+light of lofty imagination which irradiates every page, do not lose by
+familiarity, and are as charming, although of course not so surprising,
+as when they first took captive the readers of nearly fifty years ago.
+With the eagerness of classification which characterizes many active
+minds, Emerson was immediately labelled a Berkeleyan, an idealist, and a
+mystic. But he eluded the precise classification as noiselessly and
+surely as a cloud changes its form. Astonishment, satire, indignation,
+contradiction, spent themselves in vain. Like a rose-tree in June, which
+blossoms sweetly whether the air be chilly or sunny, his thought quietly
+flowered into exquisite expression. You might like it or leave it. But
+the rose would be still a rose.
+
+There was a fashion of calling Emerson obscure. But there is no style in
+literature of more poetic precision than his. It is full of surprises of
+beauty and aptness. His central doctrine of the identity of men, the
+grandeur of every man's opportunity, and the essential poetry of the
+circumstances of common life, was a living faith. "The great man," he
+said, "makes the great thing." "In the sighing of these woods; in the
+quiet of these gray fields; in the cool breeze that sings out of these
+Northern mountains; in the workmen, the boys, the maidens you meet; in
+the hopes of the morning, the ennui of noon, and sauntering of the
+afternoon; in the disquieting comparisons; in the regrets at want of
+vigor; in the great idea and the puny execution--behold Charles the
+Fifth's day; another, yet the same; behold Chatham's, Hampden's,
+Bayard's, Alfred's, Scipio's, Pericles's day--day of all that are born
+of women. The difference of circumstance is merely costume. I am tasting
+the self-same life--its sweetness, its greatness, its pain--which I so
+admire in other men." The temptation to complete the splendid passage is
+almost irresistible. But in every page you are drawn on as in a stately
+symphony of winning music.
+
+This passage is from the Dartmouth College address, and it has all the
+flowing cadence of a discourse written to be spoken. Yet Emerson had
+little of the orator's temperament save the desire of an audience, and
+an earnestness which was pure and not passionate. But no orator in the
+country has exercised a deeper or more permanent influence. His
+discourses were but essays, but their thought was so noble, their form
+so symmetrical, their tone so lofty, and they were spoken with such
+alluring rhythm, that they threw over young minds a spell which no other
+eloquence could command. Emerson himself was very susceptible to the
+power of fine oratory. No man ever praised more warmly the charm of
+Everett in his earlier day. When Webster delivered his eulogy upon Adams
+and Jefferson in Faneuil Hall, Emerson was teaching in Cambridge, and
+Richard H. Dana, Jun., was one of his pupils. The day before Webster
+spoke, the teacher announced that there would be no school upon the
+morrow, and he earnestly exhorted his pupils not to lose the memorable
+opportunity of hearing the great orator. Dana was of an age to prefer
+fishing to oratory, and strolled off with his line to the river, where
+he passed the day. When school was resumed, Mr. Emerson with sympathetic
+interest asked him if he had heard Webster. The fisher, half ashamed,
+reluctantly owned his absence. Emerson looked at him with regret and
+almost pain, and said to him, gravely: "My boy, I am very sorry; you
+have lost what you can never recover, and what you will regret to the
+last day of your life."
+
+But those who heard his own Divinity School address, or the Cambridge or
+Dartmouth oration, or the Emancipation address, would not exchange that
+recollection even to have heard the Olympian orator in Faneuil Hall.
+"Tell me," said a Senator famous for his oratory, to a friend in
+Washington, "what do you call eloquence? Repeat to me an eloquent
+passage." The friend quoted from Emerson the unequalled passage from the
+Dartmouth College address in which the scholar appeals to the young men
+to be true to the ideals of their youth--a passage which no generous
+youth can read to-day without deep emotion and a thrill of high resolve.
+The Senator listened with an air of perplexed incredulity. "Do you call
+that eloquent? Now see what I call eloquence," and he declaimed a
+glowing piece of rhetoric with ardent feeling. It was a passage from
+Charles Sprague's Fourth-of-July oration in Boston sixty years ago. But
+effective as it was, his friend reminded the Senator that if the test of
+eloquence be glow of feeling and splendor and sincerity of expression,
+with an inner power of appeal which searches the heart and moulds the
+life, no really greater results in this country could be traced to any
+speech than to that of Emerson, who read the greater part of his essays
+as addresses, and who sometimes reached a lyrical strain which not the
+magnificent Burke nor any other great orator surpasses.
+
+--To talk of Emerson, even if the talker were not of the circle of his
+intimate friends, is to raise the flood-gate of happy and inspiring
+recollections. It is one of the tenderest of the thoughts that hover
+around his memory, as the low winds sigh through the pine-trees over his
+grave, that, as with Longfellow, there are no excuses to be made for
+grotesque eccentricities of genius, nor for a life at any point unworthy
+of so great a soul. He said of his friend Thoreau, who is buried near
+him, that he was like the Alpine climber who gathers the edelweiss, the
+flower that blooms at the very edge of the glacier. He too lived at
+those pure heights, and taught us how to tread them undazzled and
+undismayed. Happy teacher, whose long and lovely life illustrated the
+dignity and excellence of the truth, old as the morning and as ever
+fresh, that fidelity to the divine law written upon the conscience is
+the only safe law of life for every man. Noble and beneficent preacher,
+who, in a sense that the pensive Goldsmith did not intend,
+
+ "Allured to brighter worlds, and led the way."
+
+
+
+
+HENRY WARD BEECHER.
+
+
+For forty years Mr. Beecher had been minister of Plymouth Church when on
+a Sunday morning suddenly came the news that his ministry and probably
+his life were ended; and he died a day or two afterwards. The preacher
+and the church were more widely known than any others in the Union, and
+during all his pastorate he was one of the most conspicuous figures in
+the country. He was undoubtedly also one of the most famous preachers of
+his time and of the English race, and the death of Wendell Phillips left
+him the most eminent of American orators. There have been popular
+preachers during Mr. Beecher's career, like Moffit and other
+revivalists, and there are always eloquent and scholarly orators in the
+American pulpit. The tradition of Summerfield presents a beautiful
+youth and a captivating speaker. The charm of Channing was profound and
+indescribable. But Beecher recalls Whitefield more than any other
+renowned preacher. Like Whitefield, he was what is known as a man of the
+people; a man of strong virility, of exuberant vitality, of quick
+sympathy, of an abounding humor, of a rapid play of poetic imagination,
+of great fluency of speech; an emotional nature overflowing in ardent
+expression, of strong convictions, of complete self-confidence; but also
+not sensitive, nor critical, nor judicial; a hearty, joyous nature,
+touching ordinary human life at every point, and responsive to every
+generous moral impulse.
+
+Mr. Beecher was not a pioneer, nor a leader of forlorn hopes, but of the
+main column of the army. He marched just ahead of the advance, and
+touched with his elbows those who moved forward with him. He liked to
+feel the warmth of their breath upon his cheek, and the magnetism of
+their neighborhood. He spoke for them as they could not speak for
+themselves. He liked the crowd. The hum and throb of multitudinous life
+inspired and cheered him. He was at home in streets and towns; with a
+bright jest for every comer; a happy quip and repartee; with an eye and
+a heart for the unfortunate and forlorn, and a ready rebuke for
+insolence and injustice. He had nothing of the recluse or scholarly
+habit; no fastidious taste. He was fond of pictures and music and all
+forms of art, without especial aesthetic accomplishment; a man of cheery
+presence, of cordial address; with a willing word for the reporter,
+chaffing the interviewer; jumping on the street-car in motion; yet
+always seemly, and always, despite his slouched hat and careless dress,
+undeniably clerical, but with no undue professional sense of dignity or
+decorum.
+
+In the pulpit, or, more truly, upon the platform--for whether preaching,
+or lecturing, or speaking at table or upon the stump, he seemed to be
+always upon the platform--he inculcated right living rather than
+traditional doctrine. He was a soldier of the church militant, but his
+warfare was with human wrong and misery, and false theories of life,
+and low aims and poor ambitions. He aimed to build up righteousness of
+life, and in the ardor of the strife he liked to pause and wink, and let
+fly a bright-tipped, winged word at the opponent, against whom he bore
+no kind of malice. He hated the wrong, but not the wrong-doer. Ardent
+and impulsive, his generous emotions often overwhelmed his judgment; and
+in politics, although the most popular of stump-orators, and never
+happier or more truly himself than in a political speech, in which, with
+the instinct of a born fighter, he "drank delight of battle," yet he
+sometimes amazed and confounded his friends, who, however, could not
+doubt his sincerity nor question his purpose.
+
+The great cloud that fell upon his life seemed also to darken the
+country. The grief and consternation showed how strong a hold he had
+upon the national mind and heart, which indeed was never so firm as at
+the very moment that his good name seemed to be obscured. It was the
+most tremendous ordeal to which any public man of his peculiar
+character and quality of eminence has ever been exposed in this
+country. The most remarkable fact in it all was the way in which he
+endured it. The blacker the cloud appeared to be, the more sturdy was
+his stern defiance, and for weeks of seemingly accumulating and
+insurmountable obstruction he faced unflinchingly a possible doom the
+mere prospect of which might well have withered a brave heart conscious
+of innocence. That the cloud ever wholly disappeared cannot be said, in
+view of the tone of the press even as he lay dead in his house. But that
+he could never have maintained his position as he did if he had not been
+generally acquitted in the public mind seems to be indisputable. If the
+relation of his later life to the country was somewhat changed, the
+result was due to the decline of confidence in what had been believed to
+be his strongest quality, supreme good sense and sound judgment, rather
+than to doubt of his moral integrity.
+
+No man lived more in the public eye and for the public than Mr. Beecher.
+In his speeches and sermons and writings he took the public into his
+confidence with a freedom that was characteristic and natural in him,
+but which would have been extraordinary in any other man. He could not
+pass through the street without universal recognition, and no man in the
+two cities was so well known to everybody as he. At public meetings and
+at dinners where he was to speak, he came late amid smiling and
+expectant applause, and with the air of saying, "Where MacGregor sits,
+there is the head of the table." He had the right to that air, for
+wherever he was to speak he was the chief orator. But he was no niggard
+of generous praise and sympathy, and no man spoke with more fervent
+eulogy and eloquent approval of other men. Doubtless, like an actor or
+singer, the long habit of receiving applause had made it pleasant to
+him, and as is the fact with all extempore speaking, the greater the
+applause the higher the eloquence of his strain. It is a reciprocal
+action. Of Mr. Beecher's later platform speeches, the most remarkable
+was his political address at the Brooklyn Rink in 1884, which was
+delivered amid a storm of enthusiasm, while in the delivery he was
+himself wrought to the highest feeling.
+
+His power over the emotions of an audience was unsurpassed in this
+country probably since Patrick Henry. Thomas Corwin and Sergeant
+Prentiss perhaps were as great masters of humor and patriotic appeal
+upon the stump; but Beecher added to these a pathos and sentiment and
+poetic tone in which the others did not excel. He had not the fine,
+glittering, incisive touch of Wendell Phillips's fatal sarcasm and
+vituperation. Phillips stood quietly and played his polished rapier with
+a flexible wrist, but its point was deadly; Beecher smote, and crushed.
+One was the deft Saladin with his chased and curving cimeter, the other
+was Richard with his heavy battle-axe. In the great controversy in which
+both were engaged, upon the same side, indeed, but under different
+banners and wearing different colors, Beecher and Phillips, amid a
+chorus of eloquence, were the two chief voices. Garrison was not
+distinctively an orator, while Phillips was the especial and
+distinctive orator of the cause, and his fame as a public man belongs to
+that cause alone. But Beecher had many interests and relations, and his
+oratory had other strains. They were friends always, and Phillips spoke
+often in Plymouth Church, and uttered many a glowing word of his
+fellow-laborer.
+
+When these words are published the freshness of the impression of
+Beecher's death will have passed, and from every part of the country his
+eulogy will have been spoken. The universal emotion, the warmth and
+tenor of the tributes, will have shown how eminent a figure he was, and
+that his death is felt to be a national loss. One of the papers
+described him as the last of a great generation, and Senator Cullom,
+speaking of Logan in the crowded Brooklyn Academy on the evening of
+Beecher's death, called a roll of illustrious names, of which his was
+the latest, and among which it surely belongs. His profession was the
+preaching of peace and good-will. But how often he must have felt that
+his Master came not to bring peace, but a sword! His buoyant
+temperament, his perfect health, his love of nature and of man, of
+children and flowers, of the changing sky and landscape, his abounding
+sympathy, his rich and sensitive humor, made his life joyous and often
+happy. But it was none the less a stormy life, ending at last, amid the
+sorrow of a country, in happy rest and the good fame of a great orator
+for human welfare.
+
+
+
+
+THE GOLDEN AGE.
+
+
+In this country we are inclined to believe that the epoch that followed
+the Revolution was one of the utmost purity and simplicity. But it was
+one of the "fathers" who said to a friend upon the adjournment of the
+first Congress, "Do you suppose such a set of rascals will ever assemble
+again?" In his diary John Adams appeals to the calmer mind and juster
+judgment of the coming age--meaning that in which we live, and from
+which we look wistfully back to old John Adams's cocked hat and
+knee-breeches as the symbols of a nobler time.
+
+Then there is Fisher Ames, one of the famous orators and conspicuous
+leaders of the beginning of the century, who, studying his country at
+the time to which we recur as the age of high purpose and lofty men,
+bewails the sordidness, selfishness, and degradation around him. "Of
+course," he says, seventy years ago, "the single passion that engrosses
+us, the only avenue to consideration and importance in our society, is
+the accumulation of property: our inclinations cling to gold, and are
+bedded in it as deeply as that precious ore in the mine.... As
+experience evinces that popularity--in other words, consideration and
+power--is to be procured by the meanest of mankind, the meanest in
+spirit and understanding, and in the worst of ways, it is obvious that
+at present the incitement to genius is next to nothing."
+
+We might suppose that we were listening to a contemporary cynic; and
+whoever reads the history of the politics of that time will find that
+"the better days of the republic" were very like the days in which we
+deplore their disappearance. When Mr. Ames died, Mr. John Quincy Adams
+wrote a review of his works, in which, with the equanimity and
+moderation of the golden age, he remarks, "It is a melancholy
+contemplation of human nature to see a mind so highly cultivated and so
+richly gifted as that of Mr. Ames soured and exasperated into the very
+ravings of a bedlamite." He then proceeds to speak of those who, without
+believing Mr. Ames's "absurd and inconsistent political creed," are
+selfishly eager for its propagation, being "choice spirits, amounting to
+at most six hundred" (their name was the Essex Junto!), and who hold
+that "the porcelain must rule over the earthenware, the blind and sordid
+multitude must put themselves, bound hand and foot, into the custody of
+the lynx-eyed, seraphic souls of the six hundred, and then all together
+must go and _squat_ for protection under the hundred hands of the
+British Briareus."
+
+To this gentle strain Mr. John Lowell replied in a similar vein,
+beginning by speaking of the malignity of Mr. Adams's sarcasm, and of
+his following Mr. Ames to the grave with crocodile tears, informing him
+that he had no need to assail Mr. Ames's friends with all the venom of
+an infuriated partisan, because he had already obtained his reward for
+"ratting" from the Federalists, and this act of gratitude to his
+benefactors was unnecessary. Mr. Lowell ends his reply by saying that
+in the course of a short political life Mr. Adams had received more than
+seventy thousand dollars from the public, and that while no man pitied
+Mr. Ames, "Mr. Adams is an object of sincere commiseration with many a
+man of high and honorable feelings, while it is to be doubted whether he
+is the object of envy to any man on earth."
+
+These are glimpses of the golden age, of that "better day" of the
+republic with which our own is so often and so injuriously contrasted.
+Indeed, there is no finer cordial for despondency than a glance at the
+paradise that hovers behind our retreating steps. The mountain traveller
+turns and sees a lovely vision floating in the sky.
+
+ "How faintly flushed, how phantom-fair,
+ Was Monte Rosa, hanging there--
+ A thousand shadowy-pencil'd valleys,
+ And snowy dells in a golden air."
+
+Good lack! he cries, are those the crags and precipices along which I
+slid and stumbled in terror of my life? The hanging gardens of the
+past, the halcyon epoch of our history, the lost paradise of our
+fathers, are all crags and precipices along which the race and our
+country have stumbled and slid. If any man is disposed to think that he
+has fallen upon evil times, let him open his history. It is a marvellous
+tonic.
+
+Does he think republics ungrateful? Look at Mr. Motley's vivid portrait
+of John of Barneveld. When he was seventy-two years old he writes from
+his prison to his wife and family: "I receive at this moment the very
+heavy and sorrowful tidings that I, an old man, for all my services done
+well and faithfully to the fatherland for so many years ... must prepare
+myself to die to-morrow." Does he think irreligion undermining society?
+Look into Smiles's "Huguenots in France after the Revocation of the
+Edict of Nantes." For attending Huguenot meetings men were captured by
+soldiers and sentenced to the galleys, mostly for life. They were
+chained by the neck with murderers and other criminals, and were
+quartered in Paris in the dungeon of the Chateau de la Tournelle. Thick
+iron collars were attached by iron chains to the beams. The collar was
+closed around the prisoner's neck, and riveted with blows of a hammer
+upon an anvil. Twenty men in pairs were chained to each beam. They could
+not sleep lying; they could not sleep sitting or standing up straight,
+for the beam was too high for the one and too low for the other. This
+was done in the name of religion. The age of Louis the Fourteenth is
+called one of the great epochs of the world. It was an age in which the
+king's mistress persuaded him to slaughter and banish hundreds of
+thousands of his subjects because of their religious faith, and the
+great preachers of his church applauded, and the Holy Father approved,
+and even Madame de Sevigne, whose letters some young ladies at Newport
+and Saratoga are diligently reading, and sighing for the good old witty
+times in which she lived, wrote of the most innocent and most devoted
+men: "Hanging is quite a refreshment to me. They have just taken
+twenty-four or thirty of these men, and are going to throw them off."
+
+The golden age is not yesterday or to-morrow, but to-day. It is the age
+in which we live, not that in which somebody else lived. The trouble,
+vexation, corruption, weakness, selfishness, meanness, which dismay us
+and tempt us to despair are the old lions that have always beset the
+path. No man is born out of time; and what man living to-day, who is not
+pinched with poverty or disease, would have lived a thousand years ago?
+If our politics seem mean and our men small, how does Alfred's time
+seem, or the glory of Athens, or the court of Louis the Fourteenth, or
+Luther's Germany? What did Jefferson think of Hamilton, or the _Aurora_
+say of Washington?
+
+
+
+
+SPRING PICTURES.
+
+
+ON a late beautiful spring afternoon the Easy Chair
+rolled itself into the suburbs for a stroll. There were everywhere the
+signs of the advance of a great city and the pathetic forlornness of the
+municipal frontier. Pleasant country-houses, spacious, rambling, with
+broad piazzas and gardens and lawns, had been apparently suddenly
+overtaken by streets and stone sidewalks and lamps. There were the
+rattle and shriek of the incessant railway trains near by. Tall factory
+chimneys smoked and machinery hummed and steam-whistles blew all around
+the quiet old houses. The contrast gave them a kind of conscious life.
+They seemed to be aware of the incongruity of their character with the
+new neighborhood. They had a helpless air, as if nothing remained but
+submission to division into regular building lots and the absolute
+extinction of rural seclusion and charm. There was the impression of a
+faint and futile struggle between city and country, in which, indeed,
+for a moment the excellence of each was lost, but the result of which
+was not doubtful.
+
+As the Easy Chair pushed on, it saw in fancy the old pastoral peace and
+retirement of the places when they were indeed in the country. It
+recalled the noted men of that older day who sought here relaxation and
+repose. There was the placid river, on which no restless steamer foamed,
+but only silent sloops drifted or careened. Yonder were the leafy coves
+under the wooded and rocky banks, from which the Indian had but recently
+paddled his canoe. No railroad harmed the virgin shyness of the shore.
+It was El Dorado, Arcadia, the land of Goshen. It was the home of peace,
+of plenty, of content.
+
+Such a poet, such a painter, is idealizing memory on a spring afternoon
+in the suburbs. It seemed so gross a wrong that sidewalks and gas lamps
+and factory chimneys and steam-whistles should invade and devastate the
+tranquil fields that indignant imagination filled them as fact with all
+the fancies that tranquil fields suggest. Doubtless in the closets of
+those quiet houses there were the bones of plenty of old skeletons.
+Those spacious, sunny rooms were the scenes of the familiar domestic
+tragedies against which not the most romantic of country-houses can shut
+the door. Up those steps have swayed and hesitated the doubtful feet of
+the oldest son, heir of precious hopes and child of fervent prayers,
+hesitating and lingering at hours long past midnight, watched for and
+waited for by the mother's heart that breaks but does not falter. In
+that broad hall, on the brightest of May mornings, the daughter of the
+house has stood, radiant as the day, and crowned with orange blossoms.
+There have met the hopes and joys of youth, the tears and blessings and
+farewells of older years. The pretty pageant filled the house, and faded
+slowly and utterly away. The old house has known, too, the solemn shadow
+that falls on every house. It seems to regretful memory the abode of
+unchanging delight. But from that door the slow procession moved, and
+those whose hospitable smile and word had hallowed every room returned
+no more. They are gone, the bride, the parent, the friend; "they are all
+gone, the old familiar faces," the age, the society, the politics, the
+interests. They are all gone. Why should not the house go too?
+
+It was early spring, and the Easy Chair, looking up, saw half a dozen
+kites flying in the air. A little further, and laughing girls were
+skipping rope. Boys were spinning peg-tops and playing marbles and
+driving hoops. The boys and girls who lived in the quiet old
+country-house did the same a hundred years ago. They flew kites and
+drove hoops, and that little bride skipped rope and carried dolls. The
+age, the society, the politics, the interests, were very different. They
+are, indeed, all changed. But tops are changeless, marbles are immortal,
+and so are boys and girls. They know nothing of the old house over which
+the Easy Chair becomes pensive. They belong to the new time, which
+demands its demolition.
+
+
+
+
+PROPER AND IMPROPER.
+
+
+LONGFELLOW has commemorated in a beautiful sonnet the
+delightful evenings of Mrs. Kemble's readings; and certainly it was a
+singular pleasure to see and to hear her. Her historic name associated
+her with her uncle John and her aunt Mrs. Siddons, and she had always
+the port of one conscious of a famous lineage. She used to say, with a
+half-humorous, half-proud emphasis, that she belonged to her majesty's
+players, and in her presence it was easy to believe that her majesty's
+players were an important body in the state. Her power of identification
+with the various characters in the plays, and the skill with which she
+maintained the individuality throughout, were always remarkable, and the
+symmetry and completeness of the whole performance left nothing to be
+criticised. The only observation that suggested itself might be that
+the stage traditions were evident in her rendering. But that, in turn,
+only suggested the further question whether the traditions were not
+worthy of respect. Dramatic and histrionic forms of art, like all
+others, are but representations of nature under certain conditions and
+limitations. They are not an imitation, a fac-simile, and every man will
+be at odds with any work of art in any kind who does not bear this in
+mind.
+
+The spectator complains of unnaturalness upon the stage; the substance
+of his feeling is that people do not talk and act so in ordinary life.
+That is true; but if the theatre should show us men and women doing upon
+the stage what they do in ordinary life, the theatre would be no more
+attractive than the street or the parlor. It is not the spectacle of
+ordinary life that we expect to see in the theatre. It is a view of
+human life and nature under ideal conditions, and it is as irrelevant to
+require that the player shall seem to us like the man with whom we have
+been transacting business as that he should speak plain prose instead
+of blank verse. If Mrs. Kemble had read the words of Rosalind or of
+Portia, of Shylock or Mercutio, as if they were neighbors of hers and
+people whom we were in the habit of meeting, the effect would have been
+ludicrous. When she came in--the Fanny Kemble of Talfourd and of the
+wild enthusiasm of the grandfathers of to-day, ripened into the comely
+and queenly woman--and seated herself at the little table on which the
+great volume lay open, she was the magician who was to open to us the
+realm of faery, the world of imagination, not to take us back into the
+familiar scenes of the world of New York or Chicago. The spell was
+resistless. The deep, rich, melodious voice flowed out like an enchanted
+singing river, along which we glided seeing visions and dreaming dreams.
+To sit and listen to her was like sitting and watching Titian laying on
+the canvas the gorgeous tints which before our eyes took on the forms of
+men and angels. A rarer, a more refined delight, which of us has known?
+Did it ever occur to us that Mrs. Kemble was doing anything improper,
+anything unwomanly? In the wonderful picture of Portia that "her voice's
+music" drew, was there anything a little repulsive, a little unfeminine?
+
+This question was suggested to the Easy Chair by the remark of one of
+the most devoted and delighted of all the listeners at those readings,
+that he was very sorry to see that the University of London had decided
+to admit women to all its degrees upon precisely equal terms with men.
+The secret reason of the regret, of course, is the feeling that there
+would be something unwomanly in the act of competing for a degree which
+would open the pursuit of professions--especially the medical
+profession--which are usually and often exclusively cultivated by men.
+
+Yet, when pressed, the Easy Chair's interlocutor admitted that there was
+nothing more essentially unfeminine in the practice of medicine by a
+woman than in the recitation of Shakespeare for the entertainment of a
+miscellaneous crowd. It is a question of habit, not of instinct, nor of
+principle, nor of reason. When the old Greek and Oriental idea of
+absolute seclusion and subordination is abandoned, a woman's reading
+from Shakespeare for the pleasure of the public is an action not
+different in kind from her practising medicine or serving on a school
+committee. This generation, however, is more used to the one than to the
+other. It is a habit, nothing more.
+
+Charles Lamb regrets in one of his later essays that "we have no
+_rationale_ of sauces, or theory of mixed flavors; as to show why
+cabbage is reprehensible with roast beef, laudable with bacon; why the
+haunch of mutton seeks the alliance of currant jelly, the shoulder
+civilly declineth it; why loin of veal (a pretty problem), being itself
+unctuous, seeketh the adventitious lubricity of melted butter; and why
+the same part in pork, not more oleaginous, abhorreth from it; ... why
+oysters in death rise up against the contamination of brown sugar, while
+they are posthumously amorous of vinegar; why the sour mango and the
+sweet jam by turns court and are accepted by the compilable mutton
+hash--she not yet decidedly declaring for either. We are as yet but in
+the empirical stage of cookery."
+
+It is not in cookery alone that this mystery is still unsolved. Why, for
+instance, should it seem a womanly use of Heaven's gift that Jenny Lind
+should sing for the pleasure of a thousand men, and something strange
+and unfeminine that Portia should plead with eloquence in a court to
+save a hapless woman from prison or the cord? Why is it fitting that
+Mrs. Kemble should professionally read Shakespeare, and "queer" that she
+should professionally attend women in peril and sickness? Do we not
+naturally and logically glide into the part of the citation from Lamb
+that we just now omitted?--"why salmon (a strong sapor _per se_)
+fortifieth its condition with the mighty lobster sauce, whose embraces
+are fatal to the delicater relish of the turbot." Must we not say that
+we are as yet but in the rudimentary knowledge of what is and is not
+feminine?
+
+When the example of the London University is not singular, but when all
+opportunities are opened equally to all talent and vocation, when it is
+not forbidden a woman to do any honorable work for which she is by
+nature and by study and training properly equipped, unless the laws of
+nature fail, will any greater catastrophe befall, will there be any more
+signal reversion of the order of things, than if cabbage should come at
+last to be eaten with roast beef, and currant jelly cement an alliance
+with the mutton's shoulder?
+
+
+
+
+BELINDA AND THE VULGAR.
+
+
+IT is perhaps because the Easy Chair sometimes discusses
+questions of behavior that it is occasionally asked to express an
+opinion upon more difficult social points. Thus it was lately requested
+to say whether it did not think that the great want of our society is a
+social standard. The inquiry was made by the lovely Belinda, who was
+charmingly dressed for a select party, and the Easy Chair was obliged to
+own that it did not at once comprehend the scope of the inquiry, and to
+seek an explanation. As Belinda proceeded to elucidate her meaning it
+seemed to be tolerably plain that she was contemplating some kind of
+rank, or visible and recognized distinction, which should separate
+"society" from what is not society, and it was impossible not to feel
+that, however high the dividing line, and however small the circle
+which it enclosed, she was herself included within it.
+
+The Easy Chair thereupon described to her a conversation which it held
+long ago with a distinguished man upon English social life and the
+advantages of an aristocracy. The distinguished man's views were very
+much like those which are set forth in Disraeli's "Sibyl" and
+"Coningsby," and which were known forty years ago as those of Young
+England. They proposed a national life blended of feudal romance and
+modern philanthropy. There was to be a gracious nobility of very blue
+blood which had been clarified in the veins of the Plantagenets, who
+were to live in stately castles in the midst of superb demesnes, and to
+be exceedingly good to their tenants and retainers, for whom there were
+to be May-poles, and flitches of bacon at Christmas, and greased poles
+to climb at appropriate times, and sacks to run races in, and who were
+to be visited at their neat little cottages, when they were ill, by the
+ladies from the castle, and who were to be industrious and obedient and
+humble and grateful, and, above all things, to know their place. The
+nobility were to own the land, and govern the country, and live in
+splendid idleness, and the happy peasantry were to do all the work, and
+bow respectfully when the nobility passed by, and go to bed when the
+curfew tolled, and to make no trouble.
+
+This was the Young England programme, and the Arcadia of the Disraeli
+novel. And this also showed its familiar features in the talk of the
+distinguished man as he bewailed the social bareness of American life
+and descanted upon the charm of an ancient and well-ordered society. But
+when the Easy Chair mischievously asked him whether he did not think
+that he might tire of the greased pole, and the dance upon the lawn, and
+the gracious patronage, and the respectful gratitude, the amusing
+bewilderment of the distinguished man showed that in his admiration of
+the society that he described he assumed always that he was to belong to
+the class that lived in the stately castles and benignly condescended to
+the humble cottagers. His view, therefore, was very simple. It was
+merely that he should like to live in splendid idleness, steeped in
+luxury, and surrounded by respectful servants.
+
+Belinda listened to this story, of which the Easy Chair made no
+application, with a slight blush; and to the polite inquiry, what kind
+of social standard she contemplated, she responded that she meant a
+certain fixed line which should exclude the vulgar. But she was
+immediately silent, as if reflecting upon a difficult proposition, and
+did not answer when she was asked what she thought would be the
+consequence of removing the vulgar from the circles which she considered
+most select.
+
+Her benevolent attention invited further question, especially as at the
+same moment a lady entered the room who bore one of the most noted
+family names in the country, and most familiar in fashionable annals, a
+family which delights to trace its lineage to a royal source. This proud
+dame had married her daughter as if by main force to a coroneted lord of
+hereditary acres. It was a familiar fact of the society in which she
+was a conspicuous figure, and it was impossible not to ask: "Can there
+be anything more coarsely vulgar than to sell a daughter for money and a
+title to a man for whom she does not care; and shall we begin to erect
+the social standard by expelling the vulgar offender?"
+
+Belinda was still silent, and the brilliant rooms began to fill and
+murmur with a gay company. Among them came the loud and diamonded Mrs.
+Smasher, to whose unparalleled fetes even Belinda would be almost
+willing to request a card. The Smasher lineage is not renowned or regal;
+the Smasher mind is imperfectly educated; the Smasher manners are those
+of the suddenly rich who are not also suddenly refined.
+
+"Is any conceivable vulgarity greater than the Smasher vulgarity, O
+Belinda; and shall we continue these exercises by expelling also this
+essentially vulgar person?"
+
+Belinda was still silent. She has remained silent even to this day.
+
+
+
+
+DECAYED GENTILITY.
+
+
+DECAYED gentility has great interest for the
+novel-reader, and the man and woman who "have seen better days" are
+familiar figures in actual life. Hampton Court is regarded by some
+travellers with pensive regard as a kind of almshouse for this class of
+the indigent, and institutions nearer home are described with a
+deferential courtesy and avoidance as homes for decayed gentlewomen. It
+cannot be pleasant to the persons themselves to be so described, but the
+founders of such places have perhaps a comfortable sense of reflected
+honor, as if the impulse to provide a retreat of the kind were of itself
+a sign of "very gentility." Despite the plaintive little plea which the
+description itself urges for this decayed class of our fellow-beings,
+the people who "have seen better days" are not generally an engaging
+multitude. A person whose chief distinction is that he was once more
+prosperous than he is now seems to renounce any present claim upon
+consideration, and to offer his inability as a ground of regard. It is
+an appeal to pity, but pity of old has a disagreeable relative.
+
+The pathos of the appeal lies, first, in the sense of contrast, and then
+in the spiritual rather than the material poverty which it discloses.
+The lady who lets lodgings, and whose air and the allusions of whose
+conversation constantly suggest that she has seen better days, is a
+person who is mastered by circumstances, and therefore does not compel
+respect. But a woman who is the perfectly self-respecting lady fulfils
+simply the duty of the moment with no conscious appeal for sympathy; and
+if by chance you discover that she has been more prosperous, the fact
+that she has not the conceit of it strengthens your regard. For it is no
+personal credit to have been more prosperous. As your landlady shows you
+the convenience of the room, she lets fall that her father the Bishop,
+or her uncle the Senator, or her lamented cousin the millionaire would
+be deeply grieved if he could know that his kinswoman was actually
+letting lodgings.
+
+"Then, madam, you have seen better days?"
+
+"Ah, sir--"
+
+But how is it personally creditable to the good woman that her uncle was
+honorable and her cousin rich? She recalls the circumstances of others
+at the expense of her own character. The lodger wishes to hire rooms
+upon their own merits. He resents the bribery of pity to take them. If
+they are a little stuffy, they certainly seem no airier because his
+landlady once sat upon a crimson sofa and read novels all day long. If
+some philanthropist builds a retreat to which she can retire gratis, and
+pass her declining years in regretful recollection of the crimson sofa,
+so let it be. Such a retreat may be dedicated to sentimental repining.
+But a woman of spirit and character never becomes a decayed gentlewoman,
+however destitute she may be.
+
+This refusal to succumb to circumstances and to make the best of it,
+which is all that can be asked, is charmingly sketched in Lamb's Captain
+Jackson. The Captain's frugal table had the air of a feast, such was the
+magic of his cheerfulness. His plain cheese was served like Stilton or
+Roquefort, and slipping a shred of it upon his guest's plate, he
+contented himself with the rind, gayly declaring that the nearer the
+bone the sweeter the meat. Poverty was no pleasanter to him than to the
+rest of us. But had he gone to the almshouse he would not have
+complained, and in no word or sigh of his would you have discovered that
+he had seen better days.
+
+The family of Captain Jackson is by no means extinct. The other day the
+Easy Chair met one of them in Broadway--an elderly gentleman in a
+well-brushed, exceedingly threadbare suit, moving briskly along the
+pavement. His greeting was alert and courteous. There was a little chat
+of the day's news, a gay jest or two, and then good-morning. Half a
+century ago this was a young man about town, the heir of a fortune, a
+youth of "family" who dressed and drove and dined and danced like the
+golden youth of to-day. When the first Italian opera troupe came, he was
+nightly behind the scenes. In the circle of Knickerbocker wits he was
+one. He wrote verses, and had a kind of literary name. His portrait was
+published in a weekly paper. He sat at the good tables. His name was
+Fortunio.
+
+Everything is gone but the cheerful spirit. Nobody knows exactly how he
+lives, but only that it is in extreme poverty. But he preserves the tone
+of prosperity. He writes notes in a beautiful and graceful hand upon
+very cheap paper. "You remember our conversation the other morning about
+'Anstey's Bath Guide'; and if you will look in your _Fraser_ for this
+month, you will find that I was right." Here is the assumption that
+every gentleman takes _Fraser_, and that your correspondent may have
+dipped into his before you have looked at yours. Doubtless he had seen
+it--at some reading-room, perhaps, or on Brentano's counter.
+
+One day we had spoken of a famous author. A little while afterwards came
+a comely package containing an old and choice work of his, and a note:
+"Dear Easy Chair,--I thought it might be a pleasure to you to own this
+rather uncommon copy of an author whom you evidently admire, and which
+it is a pleasure to my shelves to spare." What a fine air of elegant
+leisure in a library! But the "shelves" were a few remnant books,
+probably worthless to sell, but affording the friendly soul true
+satisfaction in giving. Fortunio is not a decayed gentleman. His
+gentility, in the best sense, is in full vigor. Everything but that,
+indeed, is decayed. But there is no unmanly moping about better days,
+although in few men's lives could there be a sharper contrast between
+the past and the present.
+
+This cheerful steadiness is largely due to temperament, but it is not
+therefore beyond those who have not the same temperament. Character can
+emulate it. "It's bad enough to be poor," said one of the Captain
+Jackson family, "but it's a great deal worse to be sulky too." It is
+very easy, indeed, for prosperity to preach resignation to adversity,
+and to urge it to bear up bravely. But it is a true gospel, although it
+be easy to preach. Pure Lacrima Christi is as precious when poured from
+a glass of Murano as from a pewter mug.
+
+
+
+
+THE PHARISEE.
+
+
+THERE is no more beautiful and impressive passage in the
+New Testament than that which contrasts the Pharisee thanking God that
+he is not as other men are and the Publican who asks mercy as a sinner.
+But there is no passage, also, which has been more ingeniously
+perverted, and it is exceedingly amusing to hear Jeremy Diddler or
+Robert Macaire or Dick Turpin railing at honest and industrious men as
+Pharisees because they prefer honesty and industry to knavery.
+
+The taste for honesty and sobriety seems natural and simple enough, and
+the qualities themselves quite as valuable as those of Diddler, or even
+of Jonathan Wild the Great. But Jonathan will have none of them. They
+are Pharisaic impertinences. They are impracticable and visionary
+speculations, which assume heaven while yet we stand upon the green
+earth; and Mr. Wild, who assures us that he does not desire to pass
+himself off as better than other men, declares, with the noble candor
+which distinguishes him, that simple, downright dishonesty is good
+enough for him. He does not, indeed, choose that precise word, but he
+conveys that precise idea.
+
+'Tis a good trick, and it is generally sure of applause. But it is only
+another version of a familiar maxim, that when you have no argument, you
+must abuse the plaintiff's attorney. As a matter of fact, your client
+did steal the handkerchief, or forge the name, or fire the barn. But I
+ask you, gentlemen of the jury--you may well say--and I appeal to all
+good citizens, is not this ostentation of superior virtue, this fine air
+of moral indignation toward my client simply because he happened to slip
+his hand into the wrong pocket, a little suspicious? Are we angels? I
+ask your honor is this work-a-day world the celestial seat and the Mount
+of Vision, and is a man so very much better than his fellows merely
+because he rolls up his sanctimonious eyes with the Pharisee and thanks
+God that he is holier than other men? Nay, gentlemen, have we not in
+this sublime and immortal parable a Divine warning against this
+Phariseeism which denounces the slides and slips of our common frail
+humanity? I ask you, gentlemen, by your verdict not to place a premium
+upon that most odious of all repulsive arrogancies--Phariseeism.
+
+But it is upon the political platform that the gibes and sneers at
+Phariseeism are intended to be most stinging. The Honorable Jonathan
+Wild the Great comes out strong, as his henchmen truly declare, against
+his political opponents. With one vast comprehensive sneer he brands
+them as Pharisees, as if he were snorting consuming fire. It is not
+surprising, because they have had their eye upon Jonathan. They have
+seen him in bad company. They have caught him "conveying" public
+treasure. They know all about him, and he knows that they know all about
+him. He called himself Tweed, and he made a mesh of statutes to
+legalize robbery. But how good he was to the poor! How he distributed
+coal to the chilly! How he planted pinks and daisies in the City Hall
+Park, and made the Battery to bloom as the rose! How he received wedding
+gifts for his daughter from our best citizens; and how generously they
+subscribed to erect his statue to commemorate that bright flower of the
+State! And now a sneaking, mousing gang of would-be archangels prate
+about common honesty, and demand that public hands shall be clean hands!
+Fellow-citizens, Jonathan Wild is a man of the people. He doesn't
+pretend to be higher and purer and better than other men. He didn't
+graduate at a college, indeed, and he never read the Iliad in the
+original Greek. No, fellow-citizens, there is no cambric handkerchief
+and oh-de-cologne about him. He is just one of the boys. He whoops it up
+with the plain people, and, thank God, whatever he is, he is not a
+Pharisee.
+
+The argument is ingenious. It does not deny that he is a thief. It only
+insists that those who assert it are Pharisees--and Pharisees are so
+odious that it is much better to scoff at them than to punish Mr. Wild.
+There was a good old countryman who had been early taught to take men as
+they are, which means to consider them liars and rascals. One day a
+neighbor remarked to him that he thought that the old man had lost the
+money with which he bought voters, because, he said, while they take
+your money, the other side take their votes. "The deuce they do!" said
+the old countryman. "Yes," said the other; "and you will find, in the
+long-run, that political honesty is the best political policy." "You
+think so, do you?" was the reply. "Well, do you know that you're a
+blanked metaphysical Pharisee?"
+
+It is obvious that when the advocacy of common honesty in any relation
+of life is savagely and scornfully decried as Phariseeism, it is because
+somebody's withers are wrung. It is a plea of guilty. It is the cry of
+Squeers when the picture of Dotheboys Hall was displayed to the world:
+"I didn't do it." If a man demands honesty in politics, and it is
+retorted, "You're a Pharisee," it is because the dishonesty cannot be
+denied or disproved, and the retort is therefore a summons to all honest
+men to look out for thieves.
+
+To deride the demand for decency is to concede that anything but
+indecency is impracticable. If it be only Pharisees who insist that
+sugar shall not be sanded, that milk shall not be swill-fed, that coffee
+shall not be chiccory, that nutmegs shall not be wood, that cloth shall
+not be shoddy, that employes of the government shall not be forced to
+pay for their places, that public officers shall be honest, and that
+government shall not be venal, it is pleasant to think how many
+intelligent, upright, industrious, and practical Americans are
+Pharisaical.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MAVOURNEEN ON HER TRAVELS.
+
+
+THE passenger in the crowded street railway car is often
+disturbed by the conscious absorption of his masculine neighbors in
+their newspapers when a woman enters and looks for a seat. If she be
+young and pretty, there are apparently seats enough, however great the
+crowd, and even if a man is slow to rise, he may yet, with Mr. Readywit,
+exhort his son sitting upon his knee to get up and give the lady his
+seat. The impatient passenger, in his indignation at the want of
+courtesy upon the part of others, sometimes forgets, indeed, to rise
+himself. But there is always some Nathan comfortably seated farther away
+whose amused look says to the impatient but stationary David, "Thou art
+the man."
+
+It would be very unfair to generalize from this frequent situation that
+the American is uncourteous. On the contrary, he is the most truly
+polite man among men of all nations. Lady Mavourneen, who is familiar
+with the society and the manners of many countries, and who has been
+always accustomed to hear Americans in Europe described everywhere and
+with pungent emphasis as "those Americans," was amazed upon coming here
+to find universal courtesy. "In the street or at the railway station,"
+she said, "if I ask anybody any question, I receive the most prompt and
+polite reply. Everybody is at my service, not with much bowing or
+flourishing, but heartily and honestly. I have never seen such universal
+courtesy." When she was asked whether she had observed the absorption of
+the street-car passengers in their newspapers, she smiled and said that
+she had never been obliged to stand, because some one was sure to rise.
+But in Paris she said that often as she was passing to a seat Monsieur
+Crapeaud, raising his hat politely, and saying, warmly, _Pardon!_
+pressed by and secured the seat.
+
+Lady Mavourneen, who tells a little story with great humor, described a
+scene in a crowded church in Paris. An apparent lady was disturbing
+everybody by pushing along toward a distant chair in the row, when Lady
+Mavourneen arose to allow her to pass more easily, and the apparent lady
+immediately slipped into my lady's chair, and held it fast, saying only,
+in reply to her earnest remonstrance: "Madame, you left the chair; I
+took it. You have lost it. Voila!" A vagabond of this kind took the seat
+of a gentleman who had risen to help a lady off a street car. When the
+gentleman returned he mentioned to the interloper that it was his seat.
+The interloper shrugged his shoulders, remarked that it was an empty
+seat when he took it, and that he should continue to occupy it. "If you
+don't get out of that seat, I'll take you out," was the rejoinder of the
+gentleman, whose shoulders were broad. The squatter scowled and
+abdicated.
+
+Lady Mavourneen found, what every lady will find, that she could travel
+everywhere in "the States" alone, with entire safety and surrounded by
+the utmost courtesy. The word "lady" with which she will be accosted by
+hackmen and porters and conductors is spoken with kindly respect, and
+even if some person in a lady's garb thrusts herself into the cue of
+passengers slowly advancing to the window of the ticket office to buy
+tickets, there may be sour looks and amazed stares, but she will
+generally have her way. So great is our courtesy that we honor the
+counterfeit claim. The source of the most serious objection to the
+demand of suffrage for women is the secret apprehension that men will
+lose their sincere deference, and treat women as they treat other men,
+thus robbing life of the tender romance of chivalric courtesy. Emerson
+says of the successful lover and his mistress, "She was heaven, while he
+pursued her as a star; can she be heaven if she stoops to such an one as
+he?"
+
+Yet, while this feeling is frequent, and seems to many very plausible,
+it is the true respect of the American for women which is the real
+strength of this very movement. The European sentiment for woman is
+still somewhat mediaeval. She is still the goddess of the troubadours and
+the minnesingers, but a goddess who is treated as the South-sea
+Islanders treat their gods, beating them when they are not propitious.
+To the American she is Wordsworth's "Phantom of Delight" seen upon
+nearer view, and it is idle to prattle about her "sphere," as if she did
+not instinctively know it more truly than men. The universal courtesy
+which Lady Mavourneen remarked is essential respect and kindliness of
+feeling, which no more permits a man to gild his selfishness with a
+"Pardon" and a touching of his hat than it permits him to strike a
+woman.
+
+Yet although courtesy is essentially in the heart, and is kind feeling
+rather than respectful manner, it is not worth while to despise the
+manner. If we must choose between the good heart and suavity of address,
+between Boythorne and Lovelace, of course we shall choose Boythorne. But
+why not both? Why not the _mens sana in corpore sano?_ In "The Iron
+Pen," Longfellow says:
+
+ "And in words not idle and vain
+ I shall answer and thank you again
+ For the gift, and the grace of the gift,
+ O beautiful Helen of Maine!"
+
+It is not only the gift, it is the grace in giving which completes the
+charm.
+
+The young American of to-day puffs his cigarette in the face of his
+partner on the balcony, in the boat, or in the wagon, and smiles at the
+frilled Lothario of yesterday bowing in his flowered coat and paying
+stately compliments as stiff as her brocade to the dame whom he
+addresses. The youth is right in saying that the flowered coat and the
+stately compliment were the dress and the speech of an old sinner. But
+he would be right also if he remembered that familiarity breeds
+contempt, and that he may wisely distrust his feeling for any woman who
+does not put him upon his good behavior. The courtesy which Lady
+Mavourneen observed in the railway station and in the street was plain,
+but it was genuine. Respect naturally produces courtesy. Good manners
+are the cultivation of natural courtesy: the gift and the grace of the
+gift.
+
+This was the chief remembrance, and it was a unique and precious
+treasure, which Lady Mavourneen carried back to Europe from America.
+
+
+
+
+GENERAL SHERMAN.
+
+
+NONE of his great contemporaries was universally beloved
+more than General Sherman, perhaps none so much. The rare happiness was
+his not only of becoming famous by taking a great part in a great
+historic achievement, but of the complete enjoyment of fame. His later
+years forecast the future. He saw not only that his name would be
+remembered, but remembered with personal affection. Very few men have
+been able to foresee this, and very few more clearly than Sherman. It is
+due not to achievement alone, but to personal quality blended with
+achievement.
+
+In his last years he was wholly withdrawn from public affairs, and with
+extraordinary tact, although constantly in the public eye and mind, and
+although the sense of his historic personality, so to speak, was
+constant, he refrained from declarations upon pending public questions,
+and the remarks of his interviews were not devoted to subjects of
+general controversy. This was doubtless the result of his accurate
+apprehension of his relation to the country. He had been educated by it,
+and had served it as a soldier. He had strong convictions and was frank
+of speech, but he belonged to all. He could not well be a common
+partisan. He was apparently untouched by political ambition. If he had
+felt its spur at all, he was happily able to prefer the general
+permanent affectionate popular regard to the fierce enthusiasm of a
+political campaign and the passionate ardor of partisanship.
+
+Whatever the reason, he held aloof. Perhaps at one moment, had he
+assented, his name might have been caught up in a vast and tumultuous
+political convention, and to a burning and skilful appeal to patriotism
+and the still glowing memories of the war a palpitating party might have
+responded, and made him its leader. But if others doubted and hesitated
+he did not. He comprehended the situation as in a comprehensive and
+far-extending military movement. He knew himself, and he refused. The
+opportunity for which the most illustrious and the most famous of
+Americans have longed and labored and pined offered itself to him,
+unsought, unwished, and he smiled it away.
+
+Among the chief figures of the epoch of the war probably Lincoln and
+Sherman were the most individual and original. The most romantic and
+picturesque of the many renowned events of that time was the march to
+the sea. It has already a distinctive character, like that of the Greeks
+in Xenophon's story of the ten thousand. When the news of its successful
+issue reached this part of the country, it served to show the simple and
+honest patriotism of one of the more unfortunate of the Union generals.
+Burnside, after the explosion of the mine at Petersburg, had been
+relieved, and was staying with a company of friends at a country-house
+on Narragansett Bay. The company were all sitting one morning upon the
+spacious piazza, when a messenger rode up and announced Sherman's
+success. Burnside's delight was enthusiastic. All thought of himself
+vanished. The good cause only was in his mind and heart, and, running to
+his wife, he joyfully kissed her, saying, "I know that the company feels
+as I do, and will forgive me."
+
+It was the feeling of a soldier as simple and true-hearted and
+patriotic, but not so fortunate, as Sherman; and it was the same candor
+and manly sweetness of nature that softened Sherman's voice whenever he
+spoke of the soldiers of the war to whom fate had seemed to be unkind.
+He is gone, the last of the old familiar figures, some of his old foes
+bearing him tenderly to the grave. And are not Lincoln, Grant, Sherman,
+Sheridan, Porter, Seward, Chase, Stanton, Sumner, and their fellows,
+historic figures worthy to rank with the elder Revolutionary group dear
+to all Americans?
+
+
+
+
+THE AMERICAN GIRL.
+
+
+A PLEASING and constant topic of English writers is the
+American girl. One of the later commentators says of her, "American
+girls have shown they can receive, travel, and live without chaperons,
+escorts, or husbands, and are fast developing a bright, clear,
+intelligent, self-reliant, courageous, and refreshing variety of the
+human race." And again, "Even if in future years the slender Yankee
+belle is hidden behind the ampler beauty of the English matron, we may
+still hear from her lips the wit and shrewdness, the acute accent, the
+intelligent question, and the rapid repartee that proclaim her original
+nationality." The "society" pictures in the papers and magazines
+represent the dismay of the British matron with marriageable daughters
+as she surveys the avatar of the American divinity and rival. The
+essential differences of society in the two countries are at once
+suggested, and the alarm of the watchful parent is justified.
+
+The charm of Miss Austen's novels is their acknowledged fidelity of
+portraiture of the society with which they deal. They are miniatures,
+but the likeness is wrought with exquisite skill of detail, and as the
+American reader reflects he perceives that the great object of the game
+which they describe is eligible marriage. Indeed the motive of the novel
+in general is love and marriage. We open the book, we are at once
+introduced to Paul, and presently to Virginia, and we proceed over the
+pages until we hear the approaching beat of the Wedding March, which in
+fact we have heard from the first page, and we know that the end is at
+hand. But in the English novel of society, although the theme be
+marriage, it is not necessarily love. If that were essential, a host of
+rival fair ones with golden locks would bring no pang to the maternal
+bosom, because she would know that love will find out the one among the
+thousand.
+
+The passages that we have quoted apparently describe by contrast, which
+is a fact which does not seem to have occurred to the writer. Doubtless
+at heart he is loyal to the English girl, and does not admit even in
+debate that her supremacy of maidenhood can be disputed. When he says
+that American girls have shown that they can receive, travel, and live
+without chaperons, escorts, or husbands, he seems to mean that they have
+shown this distinctively as compared with other girls. When he adds that
+they are fast developing a bright, clear, intelligent, self-reliant,
+courageous, and refreshing variety of the human race, can he mean that
+those words describe a new variety of girl, and that it is not perfectly
+familiar in England? So in the other passage, when, supposing the
+American girl transformed into the British matron, he remarks, with
+evident admiration, "we may still hear from her lips the wit and
+shrewdness, the acute accent, the intelligent question, and the rapid
+repartee that proclaim her original nationality," would he have us
+understand that these are not the characteristics of the British matron
+of to-day? Or does he intimate only that the coming of the Americans
+will but enlarge the number of these delightful ladies?
+
+The writer certainly seems to describe by contrast, but he has wisely
+left a little cloud in which to envelop his retreat in case of
+emergency. Certainly we need not press him. Whatever he may think or say
+of the English girl, he has spoken well and truly of her American
+sister. His description applies to the girl who grows up amid the
+average conditions of American life, the girl who is portrayed in her
+more jejune condition in Henry James's Daisy Miller. The two chief
+qualities of that young woman, as represented by the shrewd and subtle
+artist, are self-respect and self-reliance. The perplexity of the
+phenomenon to the foreign reader lies in the fact that she does what the
+European girl without self-respect does.
+
+A distinguished writer in New York, no longer living, once said to the
+Easy Chair, with an air of consternation: "Do you know that the best
+girls in New York go without escort to the matinees at the Academy?
+Goodness knows what will be the end of it!" The good man was seriously
+troubled. He seemed to apprehend that the young woman who could go to a
+matinee without an escort would probably run off with a circus troupe,
+and presently ride--in a very short skirt--bare-backed horses in the
+ring. He evidently felt that the young women whom he had seen were in
+grave danger of losing maidenly reserve, and that their conduct betrayed
+a want of refinement of feeling. The secret of his alarm lay in the fact
+that the social conventions of foreign society had acquired in his mind
+the force of rules of morality. He shared the feelings of the delightful
+lady who remarked that in her opinion it was immodest to go abroad
+without gloves. Nothing is more common than this confusion of mind, and
+one of the advantages of genuinely American society is that it
+dissipates such illusions. The Lady Mavourneen, who was familiar with
+the finest society both in France and England, said that the respect
+shown to women in this country was so sincere and universal that she
+should not hesitate to cross the continent alone. Why, then, should the
+Easy Chair's friend have been troubled that young women went unattended
+to the concert at the Academy? Every man there would have been their
+instant defender against insult. But they went, and they were allowed to
+go, because the insult was more improbable than fire, while the defence
+was sure.
+
+In what is called distinctively society in large cities there is a great
+deal of the feeling evinced by the observer at the Academy. There is
+abundant regard for misplaced conventions. Young women in Vienna and
+Paris who go unattended are generally working-women or another class,
+and as working-women are not respected by Lovelace and Lothario, they
+are exposed to insult. To avoid the chance of insult, therefore, a young
+woman must have an escort in a partially civilized city like Paris or
+Vienna. But no presumption lies against any woman in America. Her
+self-respect and self-reliance are unquestioned, and American women,
+old and young, are perpetually passing in railway trains by day and
+night from one part of the country to another, unsuspected and
+unsuspecting.
+
+In a country where social classes are not permanent or rigidly defined,
+as hitherto in America they have not been, the daughter as well as the
+son of the house contemplates the possibility of self-support. In such a
+country the harem view of the sphere and occupation of woman, however
+modified, wholly disappears. The word "obey" gradually vanishes from the
+marriage service, or is smoothed away by interpretation. The ideal of
+woman changes, and, as we think in America, improves. All the excellent
+qualities which the London writer attributes to the American girl spring
+from this change, from social conditions which foster self-respect and
+self-reliance. The demand of the suffrage, the rise of the woman's
+college, the challenge to the great universities to lift up their gates
+that woman may come in, show no decline of the feminine ideal of woman,
+but its transformation from the fancy of a goddess or a toy into the
+old Scriptural conception of the helpmeet.
+
+The British matron, as she scrutinizes what she may hold to be an
+invader of her realm, will not find that in any feminine quality or
+grace, even to the most exquisite taste in dress, or delicate charm of
+manner, or essential refinement of mind, Pocahontas defers to Boadicea.
+Where the American imitates the English or any other, as when the
+English girl affects the French, she must suffer from the inevitable
+inferiority of all imitation. When her self-reliance is boisterous, or
+without tact and fine perception, Daisy Miller will be as crude and
+distasteful as Lady Clara Vere de Vere is heartless and cruel. But
+Rosalind and Viola and Beatrice, and Tennyson's Eleanore and Adeline and
+Margaret, meet in the American a sister of the same lineage as their
+own, bred in an atmosphere most fortunate and fair.
+
+
+
+
+ANNUS MIRABILIS.
+
+
+This year, the centenary of the opening of our national constitutional
+epoch, will be a Washington year. As on a saint's day there is a special
+service in his honor, so through all this year there will be especial
+remembrance of Washington, and natural self-congratulation that in him
+we have a glory beyond that of other nations. The last striking tribute
+to him is also most timely, for it is that of Mr. Bryce in his "American
+Commonwealth," whose publication happily coincided with the opening of
+this _annus mirabilis_. He says, in speaking of Hamilton's death, "One
+cannot note the disappearance of this brilliant figure, to Europeans the
+most interesting in the earlier history of the republic, without the
+remark that his countrymen seem to have never, either in his lifetime or
+afterward, duly recognized his splendid gifts." The explanation of this
+seeming want of appreciation is, however, very characteristic, for it
+lies in the instinctive American regard for morality.
+
+Mr. Bryce touches it when he proceeds: "Washington, indeed, is a far
+more perfect character. Washington stands alone and unapproachable, like
+a snow-peak rising above its fellows into the clear air of morning, with
+a dignity, constancy, and purity which have made him the ideal type of
+civic virtue to succeeding generations. No greater benefit could have
+befallen the republic than to have such a type set from the first before
+the eye and mind of the people." That benefit is incalculable, and it
+will be acknowledged with every form of stately ceremonial and of
+eloquent enthusiasm during this year.
+
+The great event of 1789 was Washington's inauguration as President, and
+it is the most important event in the annals of the city. The
+cosmopolitan character of the city from its settlement and in the early
+time of the little town, when it was said that more than a dozen
+different languages were spoken in its streets, down to the present,
+when it is the third or fourth city in size upon the globe, has always
+checked the sentiment of local pride which is so great a force in the
+development of a community. Among all the original States New York has
+seemed to care least for its significant events and its great men. That
+the Revolution was tactically largely a contest for the control of the
+Hudson, that the contest culminated at Saratoga, and that the new
+national order which resulted from the Revolution began in the city of
+New York, are facts which are known, indeed, but which have not grown
+into a proud tradition universally cherished and constantly repeated and
+celebrated like similar great events in New England.
+
+This year, however, the last event, Washington's inauguration, will be
+the occasion of a great national observance. The President and cabinet,
+Senators and Representatives and judges, distinguished delegates from
+every State, will attend, and there will be religious and oratorical
+exercises and civil and military display. One fact, indeed, invests such
+a celebration with especial triumph. It is that while the government
+which was organized a hundred years ago was unprecedented in form and
+wholly untried in the experience of states, and while it was regarded
+with interest but with incredulity as essentially unequal to the great
+shocks of fate to which other states have succumbed, it has passed,
+within the century, not only unshaken but strengthened, through the most
+tremendous and prolonged ordeal to which such a government could be
+submitted.
+
+Chief among its extraordinary good fortunes at its organization was that
+of the presence of a man without whom at that time its establishment
+would have been hardly possible. The French Minister at the time of the
+inauguration wrote home to his government that it was the universal
+confidence in Washington which secured assent to the Constitution. John
+Lamb, who was unfriendly to the Constitution, told Hamilton in Wall
+Street that only his faith in Washington overcame his repugnance to it.
+The hour had plainly come for union, but except for the man it is
+probable that union would not then have been effected.
+
+The value of Washington to his country transcends that of any other man
+to any land. Take him from the Revolution, and all the fervor of the
+Sons of Liberty would seem to have been a wasted flame. Take him from
+the constitutional epoch, and the essential condition of union, personal
+confidence in a leader, would have been wanting. Franklin, when the work
+of the Constitutional Convention was completed, said that until then he
+had not been sure whether the sun depicted above the President's chair
+was a rising or a setting sun, but now his doubt was solved. Yet it was
+not the symbolic figure above the chair, it was the man within it, which
+should have forecast the great result to that sagacious mind.
+
+From the moment that independence was secured no man in America saw
+more clearly the necessity of national union, or defined more wisely
+and distinctly the reasons for it. He is the chief illustration in a
+popular government of a great leader who was not also a great orator.
+Perhaps that fact gave a solid force to his influence by depriving all
+his expressions of a rhetorical character, and preserving in them
+throughout a simplicity and moderation which deepened the impression of
+his comprehensive sagacity. He was felt as both an inspiring and a
+sustaining power in the preliminary movement for union, and by natural
+selection he was both President of the Convention and the head of the
+government which it instituted. John Adams was Vice-President, and
+Hamilton and Jefferson were in the cabinet. After Washington himself,
+they were the three most eminent figures in the country. But it is not
+possible to conceive any one of them organizing and establishing the new
+system without controversy which would have rent it asunder.
+
+Indeed this year commemorates the auspicious beginning of the most
+arduous task which devolved upon Washington, and which transcends that
+to which any other man in history has been called. Yet how little in his
+performance of that task his countrymen would change! During the course
+of the century they have been divided largely upon views of the
+Constitution and upon principles of administration, and have engaged in
+a long and momentous civil war, but they would certainly not desire that
+any chief act of Washington's administration should have been other than
+it was. He acted without precedent, but with the calm majesty of
+rectitude, and although the serpent of party spirit struck at him as he
+retired, no honest partisan to-day either distrusts his motives or
+doubts his wisdom.
+
+It is a benignant fortune that so great a celebration as that of this
+year is an act of homage to so great a man. It was his happiness to know
+the affectionate reverence in which he was held. The memoirs and letters
+of the time show that Washington's was not a tardy and posthumous
+greatness, but that those who knew him best honored him most, and that
+America was conscious of the worth of her chief citizen. One of the most
+striking contemporary personal tributes to him is that of John Bernard,
+the English actor, who was in this country at the close of the last
+century, and who met Washington near the end of his life, by chance and
+without knowing him, near Mount Vernon.
+
+Bernard had paid a visit to a friend upon the banks of the Potomac, and
+was returning upon horseback to Alexandria behind a chaise which seemed
+to be in difficulties, and was presently upset. The actor hastened to
+the rescue simultaneously with another horseman, and after some
+exertions they succeeded in placing the occupants of the chaise--a man
+and woman, who were fortunately not injured--again upon their way. After
+their departure Bernard's companion politely offered to dust his coat,
+and in returning the favor Bernard made a close survey of his
+companion.
+
+ "He was a tall, erect, well-made man, evidently advanced in years,
+ but who seemed to have retained all the vigor and elasticity
+ resulting from a life of temperance and exercise. His dress was a
+ blue coat buttoned to his chin and buckskin breeches. Though the
+ instant he took off his hat I could not avoid the recognition of
+ familiar lineaments--which, indeed, I was in the habit of seeing on
+ every sign-post and on every fire-place--still I failed to identify
+ him."
+
+Washington recognized Bernard as the actor whom he had "had the pleasure
+of seeing perform" in Philadelphia during the previous winter, and after
+some pleasant chat an invitation to ride with him to Mount Vernon, only
+a mile distant, revealed to Bernard the name of his companion. He was
+profoundly impressed, and upon reaching Mount Vernon they found that
+Mrs. Washington was indisposed, and the General ordered refreshments
+into a little parlor looking upon the Potomac.
+
+At some length his guest describes the commanding presence of
+Washington, in which "a feeling of awe and veneration stole over you."
+During a conversation of an hour and a half "he touched on every topic
+that I brought before him with an even current of good sense, if he
+embellished it with little wit or verbal elegance."
+
+ "When I mentioned to him the difference I perceived between the
+ inhabitants of New England and of the Southern States, he remarked:
+ 'I esteem those people greatly; they are the stamina of the Union,
+ and its greatest benefactors. They are continually spreading
+ themselves, too, to settle and enlighten less favored quarters. Dr.
+ Franklin is a New-Englander.' When I remarked that his observations
+ were flattering to my country, he replied, with great good-humor:
+ 'Yes, yes, Mr. Bernard, but I consider your country the cradle of
+ free principles, not their arm-chair. Liberty in England is a sort
+ of idol; people are bred up in the belief and love of it, but see
+ little of its doings. They walk about freely, but then it is
+ between high walls; and the error of its government was in
+ supposing that after a portion of their subjects had crossed the
+ sea to live upon a common, they would permit their friends at home
+ to build up those walls about them.'
+
+ "A black coming in at this moment with a jug of spring-water, I
+ could not repress a smile, which the General at once interpreted.
+ 'This may seem a contradiction,' he continued, 'but I think you
+ must perceive that it is neither a crime nor an absurdity. When we
+ profess, as our fundamental principle, that liberty is the
+ inalienable right of every man, we do not include madmen or idiots;
+ liberty in their hands would become a scourge. Till the mind of the
+ slave has been educated to perceive what are the obligations of a
+ state of freedom, and not to confound a man's with a brute's, the
+ gift would insure its abuse. We might as well be asked to pull down
+ our old warehouses before trade has increased to demand enlarged
+ new ones. Both houses and slaves were bequeathed to us by
+ Europeans, and time alone can change them--an event, sir, which,
+ you may believe me, no man desires more heartily than I do. Not
+ only do I pray for it on the score of human dignity, but I can
+ clearly foresee that nothing but the rooting out of slavery can
+ perpetuate the existence of our Union, by consolidating it in a
+ common bond of principle.'"
+
+At the end of a century which has vindicated his view so nobly and so
+completely it is pleasant to read these words, and in this new and vivid
+glimpse of our Washington to find only a stronger title to our
+veneration. Bernard recalls the words of De Chastellux:
+
+ "The great characteristic of Washington is the perfect union which
+ seems to subsist between his moral and physical qualities, so that
+ the selection of one would enable you to judge of all the rest. If
+ you are presented with medals of Trajan or Caesar, the features will
+ lead you to inquire the proportions of their persons; but if you
+ should discover in a heap of ruins the leg or arm of an antique
+ Apollo, you would not be curious about the other parts, but content
+ yourself with the assurance that they were all conformable to those
+ of a god."
+
+
+
+
+STATUES IN CENTRAL PARK IN 1889.
+
+
+The Easy Chair recently spoke of the statue of Longfellow which has been
+erected in the city of Portland, where he was born, and "Charter Oak,"
+writing from Connecticut, asks why there is as yet no statue of
+Washington Irving in Central Park, the beautiful sylvan resort of his
+native city of New York. It is a question which the Easy Chair has
+already asked, and which must constantly suggest itself in the spacious
+public grounds which are becoming the most comprehensive of Walhallas.
+The London _Times_ calls Westminster Abbey "our Walhalla," meaning that
+of England only. But the pleasure-ground of New York is truly a
+Pantheon. It is dedicated to all the gods except its own. With unwonted
+metropolitan modesty the city honors especially those who are not
+children of New York.
+
+Webster is there, but not John Jay; Shakespeare and Scott and Burns and
+Dante and Halleck even, but not Irving. It is grotesque that a space set
+apart in New York for recreation, and decorated with marbles and bronzes
+commemorating illustrious men, and among them authors and statesmen,
+should still lack a fitting memorial of the greatest statesman and the
+greatest author who were born in the city. Webster's famous panegyric of
+Jay, that when the ermine of the Chief-Justiceship fell upon his
+shoulders it touched nothing that was not as pure as itself, suggests
+that a statue of John Jay might be of peculiar service as an object of
+admonitory meditation in the bowery seclusion of a city that more
+recently contemplated a statue to Tweed. In Couture's picture of the
+"Decadence of the Romans," behind the luxurious and voluptuous groups of
+intoxicated revellers in the foreground stand in sad severity the
+statues of the elder Romans surveying the scene. In the lofty aspect of
+Jay, filling with calm dignity the seclusion of some winding walk, would
+there be felt amazement and reproof? Is it to escape the sculptured
+rebuke of contrast with the civic heroes of to-day that it is not seen,
+and that the eye of the student who reflects that the city of New York
+has contributed few very great names to our history seeks in vain the
+statue of John Jay in Central Park?
+
+Irving has every claim to this especial distinction. It is his kindly
+genius which made the annals of New Amsterdam the first work of our
+creative literature, and which invested the great river of New York with
+imperishable romance. Undoubtedly he wrote those annals in characters of
+rollicking fun, and even over the heroism of the doughty Peter
+Stuyvesant he has cast a humorous halo. But not all our authors combined
+are so identified with New York as Irving. His earlier squib of
+"Salmagundi" treats "the town" with an arch memory of the Spectator
+loitering in London, and his spell was such that in a later day Dennett,
+in the _Nation_, happily nicknamed the work of the talent which he had
+quickened the Knickerbocker literature.
+
+The same genius in a tenderer mood colored the shores of the Hudson with
+the softest hues of legend. The banks at Tarrytown stretching backward
+to Sleepy Hollow, the broad water of the Tappan Zee, the airy heights of
+the summer Katskill, were mere landscape, pleasing scenery only, until
+Irving suffused them with the rosy light of story, and gave them the
+human association which is the crowning charm of landscape. In many a
+scene a hundred mountain ranges survey the lower land far reaching to
+the ocean. The scene is grand, but nameless, bare of tradition, and
+forgotten. But where
+
+ "The mountains look on Marathon,
+ And Marathon looks on the sea,"
+
+the eye and the heart are enchanted with the story of Greece and its
+heroic human associations.
+
+In the first century of our literature, which is ending, very few of our
+authors have laid this legendary spell upon American scenes as Irving
+did upon the Hudson. They have not much endeared the country to the
+popular imagination, like Burns and Scott in Scotland, where every hill
+and stream and bird and flower is reflected individually and fondly in
+tale and song. The Easy Chair once met at Niagara a young Scotchman who
+had come straight from his native land, and at every turn and glimpse
+upon Goat Island and along the banks of the river he fairly bubbled and
+murmured with the music of Burns and the other poets about Scottish
+streams and scenes, of which he was reminded at every step. So in his
+"Poems of Places" Longfellow reveals the charm which literature imparts
+to scenery--a charm which he illustrates in his "Nuremberg" and "Belfry
+at Bruges," and in his "Lost Youth," with its beautiful pictures of
+Portland, a poem which probably gives to a larger number of persons a
+more distinct and pleasing interest in that delightful city than
+anything else connected with it.
+
+Irving is the magician who has cast this glamour upon New York, the
+roaring mart of trade, the humming hive of industry. He shows us in
+these crowded and hurried streets the leisurely forms of old Dutch
+burghers, their comely wives and buxom daughters, and their tranquil
+existence. Upon this very spot, which thus becomes a palimpsest, one
+life over-writing another, he awakens a romantic interest which gives it
+an endless fascination. He is thus a universal benefactor.
+
+His Rip Van Winkle, indolent but kindly vagabond that he is, asserts the
+charm of a loitering life in the woods and fields, against all the
+tremendous energy and lucrative devotion to dollars, the overpowering
+crowd and crushing competition, of the whirring emporium. It is not
+necessary to defend poor Rip, or justify him as a moral exemplar. Pax,
+good Zeal-in-the-land Busy! But how soothing, as we mop our brows in the
+ardent struggle, and waste our lives in the furious accumulation of the
+means of living, to behold that figure stretched by the brook, or
+pleasing the children, or sauntering homeward at sunset! Other figures
+allure us, but still he holds his place. The new writers create their
+worlds. The new standards, another literary spirit, a fresh impulse,
+appear all around us. But still Rip Van Winkle lounges idly by, an
+unwasted figure of the imagination, the first distinct creation of our
+literature, the constant, unconscious satirist of our life.
+
+The edicts of Fortune are caprices. Halleck, who sang of Marco Bozzaris,
+has his statue in the Park. Bryant still awaits his, and Irving, first
+of all, is without his memorial. The Germans have justly honored
+Humboldt in our Walhalla, the Scotch have commemorated Burns, the
+Italians have given to it Mazzini. The Puritan Pilgrim, ancestor of
+distinctive America, New England in bronze, is properly there. But
+where, asked the thoughtful child, reading the epitaphs in the
+graveyard, where be the bad people buried? Those whom the statues recall
+are all well and wisely honored in this most cosmopolitan of countries
+and of cities. But where, amid Germans and Italians and Scotchmen and
+great New-Englanders--where be the New-Yorkers?
+
+
+
+
+THE GRAND TOUR.
+
+
+Nobody could have written this book--a London Review recently said of
+Longfellow's "Hyperion"--who could have reached the Rhine in a few
+hours. It needed the ocean, thought the critic, to make the Rhine and
+Switzerland remote and romantic to the poet. But he forgot "Childe
+Harold," a book written by an Englishman, which has given to the Rhine
+and Italy a more romantic glamour for John Bull upon his travels than
+any book he reads. It is not the distance, it is the imagination
+susceptible to association which is the secret.
+
+The traveller of to-day is not likely to be affected as his father was
+by the melancholy melody of Byron; but it is an interesting illustration
+of the power of his genius that Byron has imposed his interpretation of
+so many scenes upon the mind of the modern English and American
+observer. His view makes Italy, as Sir Thomas Lawrence's portrait of
+John Kemble made Hamlet. If we stand in the Capitol and look at the
+Dying Gladiator, we must also see "his young barbarians all at play"
+upon the Danube. If at Terni we see the Velino "cleave the wave-worn
+precipice," the Byronic lines murmur along our lips. As we step into the
+gondola and glide gently upon the Grand Canal, memory keeps time to the
+measure of the dipping oar with the words whose charm is unexhausted:
+
+ "In Venice Tasso's echoes are no more,
+ And silent rows the songless gondolier."
+
+At "a tomb in Arqua," at "Clarens, sweet Clarens," we are still led,
+like Dante, by the singing guide. The Guide-book is full of him. The
+travel-books are full of him. He is familiar almost to commonplace. Who
+comes to "Belgium's capital" for the first time without listening for
+"the sound of revelry"? Who goes to the field of Waterloo remembering
+"the unreturning brave," and does not sigh,
+
+ "And Ardennes waves above them her green leaves."
+
+Sitting quietly here in a great land which looks to the future, not to
+the past, it is pleasant to think of the throngs of travellers who have
+gone hence for a summer wandering in Europe. Yet so intense is the
+delight of European travel, so freshly remembered is it when almost
+another generation of travellers are ready to begin their journey, that
+the patriarch who goes to the wharf to say farewell to the newer
+voyagers looks at them with tenderness and pity, and there is even a
+sadness in his congratulations, not because they are sailing away, but
+because he cannot believe that they will find what he found, nor
+possibly enjoy what he enjoyed. These newer voyagers will see a France
+and a Switzerland and an Italy; they will eat oranges at Sorrento, and
+gaze upon the Mediterranean from Capri, and hear the fisher's song at
+Amalfi: but they will not hear and see through the enchantment of
+lapsed years.
+
+In his lively book of travelling letters Dr. Bellows says that he went
+up the Nile in a steamer of seventy berths. An ancient mariner of the
+Nile cannot comprehend it. In a steamer? With paddles or screws whisking
+the water? And steam blowing off? Making innumerable miles a day? The
+round trip to Philae in two weeks, or a week? But how could you see
+Egypt, or feel it? That slow floating southward upon white wings; the
+sinking deeper and farther from the world we knew; the sense of infinite
+strangeness and distance; the weeks passing with no sign of accustomed
+life; slowly, one by one, the temples, the tombs; in the still days the
+crew dragging the boat along and singing the wild minor refrain; a
+voyage of wonder and of dreams--is that Egypt to be seen in a steamer?
+It is useless to say that you may go in the old way if you choose. You
+cannot go in the old way, because it is no longer what it was, if there
+be a newer. You may drive from London to Oxford. But is that going by
+the old English stage-coach when it was the only way, when the guard
+wound his horn, and the cherry-nosed coachman threw down the ribbons at
+each relay, and the neat inns stood smiling with open doors, and
+tra-la-la sped the nimble team by the park gate and the hawthorn hedge?
+You may go by sloop from New York to Albany. But is that now the
+romantic Hudson voyage which it was when it could be made in no other
+way?
+
+No sensible ancient mariner will quarrel with all this, nor desire to
+banish the steamer of seventy berths from the Nile. When he shakes a
+farewell hand with the youth who are going to run up to Rome by train,
+and are _not_ going to stop at a certain point upon the Campagna, and
+run forward to the top of a hill whence they can see far away upon the
+horizon the faintly outlined dome of St. Peter's--and who are _not_
+going from Leghorn to Florence through the grape harvest, their carriage
+heaped with the luscious clusters, but are to whiz through Tuscany in
+an hour or so, the regret in his tone is not personal or selfish, it is
+for a whole order of things passed away.
+
+Such an ancient mariner would, however, be indeed sorry if he supposed
+that anybody suspected him of a very common and very odious kind of
+remark, against which he kindly warns all the throngs of travellers of
+whom mention has been made. The remark in question may be called the
+capping remark. Thus one traveller says to another--as Marco Polo to
+George Sandys--
+
+"You went to Jerusalem?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And to Jericho?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And to the Jordan?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Did you see the white stone on the bottom near where the river flows
+into the Dead Sea?"
+
+"Well--let me see! I don't exactly seem to remember that I did precisely
+see that."
+
+"Ah!" replies Marco Polo.
+
+It is a very brief sound, but being interpreted it means, "Then, my
+dear George Sandys, you might just as well not have seen the Jordan at
+all." Not that the white stone was famous or worth seeing, but that
+Marco Polo wished to "rub in" upon George Sandys's mind the conviction
+that he, Polo, had seen more than he, Sandys, in the same direction.
+
+This capping process sometimes leads to very droll results. Young Green
+heard Gray and Brown comparing their notes of travel. Each was naturally
+anxious to have seen and done rather more than the other; but it
+appeared that each had been in about the same places, and had had very
+much the same experience.
+
+"Lago Maggiore is a lovely sheet of water," remarked Gray.
+
+"Truly exquisite," replied Brown.
+
+"And Isola Bella is most beautiful," suggested Gray.
+
+"Dear me! dear me!" approvingly assented Brown.
+
+"How high is the statue of San Carlo Borromeo?" asked Gray.
+
+"About sixty feet," answered Brown.
+
+"It's a wonderful prospect from his eye," said Gray.
+
+"Whose eye?" asked Brown.
+
+"San Carlo Borromeo's," replied Gray, whose mind instantly suspected
+that he had caught the adversary, and who followed up his advantage
+vigorously and suddenly. "Of course you went up San Carlo?"
+
+"Up San Carlo? You mean the church at--"
+
+"Oh no! the statue on Lago Maggiore."
+
+"Went up the statue! what do you mean?" snapped Brown, foreseeing
+discomfiture.
+
+"Oh! I thought you probably knew," retorted the triumphant Gray, "that
+the statue is hollow."
+
+"Oh! ah! yes!" returned Brown, indifferently.
+
+"And you didn't go up?" pressed Gray.
+
+"Not exactly," feebly rejoined Brown.
+
+"Nor sit in his nose?" continued Gray.
+
+"Not exactly," muttered Brown.
+
+"Nor look out of his eyes?" said Gray.
+
+"I thought I wouldn't," murmured Brown, in full retreat.
+
+"Oh!" smiled Gray, with the air of David holding the head of Goliath by
+the hair, and displaying it to mankind--"oh!"
+
+Young Green heard all this, and he resolved that whatever he did not do
+when he went to Europe, he would at all hazards sit in the nose of San
+Carlo Borromeo. The next year he came to Lago Maggiore. He saw the
+statue. He remembered the conversation and his high resolve, and he
+essayed the deed. It was fearful. He tore his hands; he tore his
+clothes; he was half suffocated; and, wedging himself into the nose, he
+stuck fast, and was only rescued at the peril of his life. When he told
+Gray afterward, and reminded him of the colloquy with Brown, that
+experienced traveller laughed until the tears ran down his cheeks. "My
+dear Green," said he, "I never went up the confounded thing; but it was
+necessary to take Brown down somehow, and I employed the good saint for
+the purpose." He laughed again to tears; but Mr. Green soberly resolved
+that he would eschew the capping talk of travel. And he chose the wiser
+course.
+
+The truth is that Green should not trust too much the tales, nor indeed
+the regrets, of the ancient mariners.
+
+ "For travellers tell no idle tales,
+ But fools at home believe them."
+
+Certainly when this one remarks that he feels in saying farewell that
+young Green will never see the Europe that he saw, he has not the
+remotest idea of dimming his bright hope nor of asserting an advantage.
+What is it, indeed, but a way of saying that he is no longer the same
+man he was? If he were, what would be the gain of travel? It is not only
+an enlargement of the scenery of the mind, not only a richer and more
+various memory that he has acquired, but a riper experience. He has
+grown wiser; and perhaps all that he feels when he shakes Green's
+parting hand is that Green is not so wise as he will one day be.
+
+
+
+
+"EASY DOES IT, GUVNER."
+
+
+Dickens's Rogue Riderhood, who says "Easy does it, guvner," was a very
+practical man. But there is no motto which is more susceptible of
+perversion. Mr. Seward said the same thing in his last great speech. "I
+early learned from Jefferson that in politics we must do what we can,
+not what we would." It is not only plausible, but it is true. Yet its
+truth can be most readily abused to defeat everything for which it is
+urged.
+
+ "'I weep for you,' the walrus said;
+ 'I deeply sympathize.'
+ With tears and sobs he sorted out
+ Those of the largest size,
+ Holding his pocket-handkerchief
+ Before his streaming eyes."
+
+It was necessary that the walrus should eat, and it was very sad that
+the oysters should satisfy the necessity. But it is obvious that wicked
+walruses who have no intention whatever of not eating oysters would sob
+aloud with heart-rending vehemence as proof of a virtue which they do
+not possess. The foes of progress are always anxious that its friends
+should go easily. "Easy does it, guvner." But meanwhile they are
+anything but easy in obstructing. In the race, the sly gentleman who
+bets on Tom whispers confidentially to the jockey who rides Jerry that
+he had better "go easy." The friends of the saloon hope that the true
+friends of temperance are aware that the only way of success is to avoid
+fanaticism. But they omit to hide their bodies as well as their heads,
+for they are unsparing fanatics on their own behalf.
+
+When Gustavus, in deference to his dear Griselda, promised to begin to
+reform the baleful habit of smoking, his Griselda was jocund as the
+dawn. But at the end of a week she did not observe that there were fewer
+cigars consumed, and she pleasantly asked him if the good resolution had
+escaped his memory. "By no means," he answered; "quite the contrary.
+But you remember what Rogue Riderhood said, 'Easy does it, guvner.' We
+must move warily upon the intrenched enemy, dearest Grizzle. Remember
+that Rome was not built in a day." Griselda remembered faithfully. But
+still the cigars continued, and upon a further gentle remonstrance
+Gustavus rejoined: "Certainly; but we must be reasonable. There are many
+steps, my dear Griselda. In siege operations the great masters of war
+approach by parallels, after making ample and thorough preparation. That
+is what I am doing. I am beginning to prepare to begin. Easy does it,
+you know. Don't forget Rome."
+
+Still Gustavus smoked, and still Griselda waited, and at the end of six
+months she asked with a smile how far he had advanced in abandoning the
+habit of smoking. "Dear Grizzle," he answered, "you remember the weeds
+that sprang up and soon withered because they had no depth of soil. I
+wish my reform of this naughty habit to be well rooted, that it may long
+endure. None of your spasmodic virtue, your superficial goodness, for
+me! Great reforms, even in personal habits, my dear Mrs. Gustavus,
+cannot be accomplished in a day. Even Rome was not built in that time. I
+am working for great results, to which all my tastes and habits must
+conform. I must lay the foundations broad and deep. Easy does it, my
+rose-bud."
+
+Gustavus continues to smoke, and Easy continues to do it. But there is
+another saying quite as wise as that of Rogue Riderhood, which exhorts
+him who puts his hand to the plough not to look back. The trouble with
+Riderhood's apothegm is that it supplies an endless excuse for not doing
+it. If the habit is too strong, and will not budge, you can soothe your
+conscience and make the most plausible of pleas by insisting that human
+nature and long custom and uniform tradition and the honest doubt
+whether smoking is, after all, injurious, must all be carefully
+considered. That is what Dickens also calls the great art of how not to
+do it. "My son, if you wish a thing done, do it yourself; if not, send,"
+said the wise father; and the pioneers, the men without whose one idea
+and uncompromising energy and conciliation nothing would be
+accomplished, say with Sumner. "There is but one side," and with Cato,
+"_Delenda est Carthago_."
+
+It is true that everything cannot be done at once, but something must be
+done all the time; and you will observe that it is not when the work is
+advancing, but when it stops or goes backward, that we hear the familiar
+wisdom of the Rogue that Easy does it. That is what makes it a
+suspicious saying, "What are you doing, sir?" thundered the master to
+the boy. "Nothing, sir," replied the frightened pupil. "Just as I
+thought, sir. Don't you know that your business is to do something?"
+When a man says "Easy does it," he may be doing all that he can but the
+immense probability, the almost absolute certainty, is that he is doing
+nothing, or, like the amiable Gustavus, he is "beginning to prepare to
+begin."
+
+
+
+
+SISTE, VIATOR.
+
+
+It is still very difficult to discover where the bad people are buried.
+The cemeteries are still symbolically white with monuments to the
+departed. Shylock and Ralph Nickleby are still, upon their tombstones,
+the most respected of deceased citizens. Here lies Clytemnestra, a model
+of the wifely virtues, whom an inconsolable spouse deplores. Beneath
+this marble, in the tranquil hope of a joyful resurrection, repose the
+remains of Iago, who kept the noiseless tenor of his way. Beyond sleeps
+Solomon, most faithful of husbands; and under this turf of buttercups
+and daisies lie Paris and Lovelace, _arcades ambo_, too early lost. 'Tis
+pathetic to reflect how much worthier is the world under-ground than
+that which still cumbers its surface; and if we, whose lives are
+indifferent honest, had only had the good fortune to die a century ago,
+our memories would by this time have been upon our tombstones a very
+odor of sanctity to the sense of the age which knows us, perhaps, but
+too well.
+
+In one of his terrible inscriptions suggested for the monuments of the
+Georges, Thackeray says, "He left an example for youth and for age to
+avoid. He never did well by man or by woman." Has there been only one
+such George in the world? And if more, and in every age, in what
+cemetery have you found their epitaphs? Catiline was a fascinating and
+accomplished man. He had many followers, and if his political views and
+projects were open to differences of opinion, he was certainly
+well-mannered. Has there been but one Catiline in history? Or is he
+confined wholly to a public sphere? Cicero described him as "a corrupter
+of youth," and no one has denied it. Where is Catiline buried? If you
+sought his grave by that epitaph, where would you find it? Is there no
+corrupter of youth now? Have there been none within the last century?
+None, if you may trust the epitaphs. How long will you abuse our
+patience, O Catiline, and be annually buried, like Cato the Censor, with
+crosses of white camellias laid upon your coffin, and wreaths of
+immortelles hung upon the weeping effigy of Virtue which guards your
+sleep?
+
+But because a man was brutal and coarse and cruel in his life, must we
+needs insist upon it when he is gone? When Mawworm leaves us, must we
+write upon his grave, he lying below defenceless, "_Hic jacet_ a
+hypocrite"? When old Sathanas departs to a sphere of light and truth,
+shall we carve upon his monument, "Father of lies"? Is it manly? Shall
+we have no mercy? Do we really know any man; and shall charity be
+forgotten? To be human is to be frail; and is not the fact that we must
+die at all, of which the grave is proof, itself sufficient comment upon
+our weakness? Here lies Colonel Newcome--tender, generous, noble,
+child-like heart! Shall we add that he was credulous and ignorant? Dear
+Uncle Toby is in the next grave. Shall we shout in marble, "_Siste,
+viator_, contemplate his foibles"? Sacred to the memory of Samuel
+Pickwick. Is the inscription incomplete if we do not chisel beneath it,
+"A wind-bag pricked by Death"?
+
+Epitaphs are written more forcibly than upon tombstones. When old
+Silenus dies, and the white camellias and the lilies-of-the-valley and
+the rose-buds are strewn upon his bier, and the "universally lamented"
+is cut upon the monument, the satire is pathetic, but it is slight. But
+when the bloated old debauchee is cautiously and forgivingly praised in
+the papers, and everybody solemnly pretends not to know what everybody
+knows that everybody else does know, it is a sign not of charity, but of
+public demoralization. Catiline corrupts youth by his example. Then his
+own offences bring him to a sudden end, and the newspapers speak of him
+so deprecatingly, so gingerly, that as a good man being dead yet
+speaketh, so a bad man being dead yet corrupteth. His evil influence is
+not suffered to perish with him, but it is cherished and extended and
+confirmed, and his death, like his life, demoralizes.
+
+Dick Turpin no longer rides in jack-boots upon Hounslow Heath, stopping
+my Lord Bishop and the Right Honorable the Earl of Garter; and no longer
+stands at the dock, the hero of St. Giles's; and goes no longer to the
+gallows in a blaze of glory, with a huge nosegay in his button-hole.
+Richard Turpin is a very different fellow in his costume of to-day, but
+he is the same Dick of the jack-boots and the heath, this vulgar robber
+who smirks and is called smart. He drives a fine equipage, and lives
+luxuriously, and keeps a harem, and frequents Wall Street, and beats
+everybody in the game of making money, and spending it profusely and
+splendidly. He dazzles the eyes of the widow's son, and bewilders his
+mind. The boy sees the money with which Richard surrounds himself by
+means which honorable men despise. He hears him called good-humoredly a
+great rascal, and sees that he buys judges, and steals vast properties,
+and procures laws to protect him. The boy hears that all men are
+fallible, and that some men are no worse than other men, and that money
+is a fine thing, and honor and truth and respect and all the rest of it
+are very well, but see what power, what pleasure, what luxury Turpin
+commands! Then the poor boy rushes for the same prizes, and fails, and
+ends in disgrace, the jail, suicide. And Dick Turpin tosses a hundred
+dollars to the boy's mother, and a generous press exclaims, "Not a model
+man, perhaps; but what noble generosity! The friend of the widow and the
+orphan! When he dies, how many poor homes will be darkened with grief!"
+Yes, and the hundred dollars probably pays the widow for her boy.
+
+It is not difficult to be generous with the money of others. A year ago
+it was announced that Greed had given forty or fifty thousand dollars to
+the poor. "There," said the admirers of Turpin, "you may say what you
+will of Greed. He, too, is not a polished man; he is not a scholar nor a
+dainty gentleman; but he is one of the people; he is large-hearted and
+generous. Who else has given fifty thousand dollars to the poor?" Yes,
+and who else has stolen five millions? The politest gentlemen of the
+highway were notoriously gallant. The Marquis of Goutytoe they compelled
+to descend from his carriage, and sent the trudging market-woman home in
+it. They eased the pockets of the Spanish ambassador, and threw a
+doubloon to the leper hiding behind the hedge. It was a cheap
+munificence. So was Greed's. It was not _his_ fifty thousand dollars,
+the giving of which caused such a burst of good feeling, and the
+exclamation, "There now!" It was only a little of the millions that were
+not his. He gave it to the poor dwellers in tenement-houses, and it was
+said that there was no wretched hovel to which he did not send a load of
+coal or a barrel of flour during the winter months. But he took them
+first from those wretched dens. Somebody paid the taxes that he stole,
+and it is the poor who at last pay taxes. Where be the bad people
+buried? When Turpin dies, we have Greed's opinion of him and his ways
+gravely paraded in a newspaper. Madame Brinvilliers's opinion of
+Lucrezia Borgia would be edifying reading!
+
+Shall we have no charity, then? and when a man lies dead and
+defenceless, shall not warfare cease? Warfare may cease; but should
+death condone all offences? The malignant lover who denounced his rival
+to the Inquisition, and in the very moment of his rival's death by fire
+himself fell dead--shall we write over him, _De mortuis?_ Shall we
+Romans, whose sons he corrupted, go dumb and sorrowing behind the corpse
+of Catiline? When a bad man dies, let us say that he was bad. Although
+he was very rich and very splendid, shall we remember only that he gave
+in charity one quarter of one per cent. upon the amount of his thefts?
+The Italian brigand chief, when his band had slaughtered the travellers,
+said, "There are twelve of us, and we will share equally; but the first
+equal share shall be for the mother of God." When we tell his story,
+shall we see only that share?
+
+
+
+
+CHRISTENDOM vs. CHRISTIANITY.
+
+
+IT is remarkable that what is called the practical sense
+of Christendom virtually rejects the Christian ideals as impracticable.
+Its highest ideal is obedience to the Divine will, and its instinct,
+therefore, should represent the religious man as the perfection of
+vigorous manhood. The more manly, the finer the bloom of health, the
+sounder the body for the sound and purified mind, the truer and more
+satisfactory the type, the more symmetrically revealed the Christian
+man. This is the simple and natural ideal among living men of unthwarted
+and normal Christian excellence.
+
+But so little is this the fact that the oldest traditions of Christian
+art depict the founder of Christianity Himself not as a blooming man,
+not as a figure of the inward and outward health that proceeds
+inevitably from complete and absolute conformity to the Divine will, but
+as a wan and wasted personality plainly worsted by the world. This
+conception extends to the constant and organized control of the Church,
+and the general feeling of Christendom regards the ministers of its
+religion either as official personages or as excluded from actual
+knowledge of life; not masters of the arena, but professionally unfit to
+cope with the world.
+
+It may, indeed, be said that the traditions of Christian art show a
+misapprehension of the essential character of the Christian faith. But
+however that may be, it is certainly true that these traditions do not
+misrepresent the general conception of Christianity which is professed
+by those who practically reject its ideals. Here goes Solomon Gunnybags
+to Christian worship on Sunday morning. He "abashiates" himself in his
+pew, and his confession that he is a miserable sinner is so sonorous and
+impressive that the hearer sighs sympathetically with Solomon's
+consciousness of the enormous burden of wrong-doing that he carries.
+
+Now what is Solomon doing in his pew? He is solemnly professing
+confidence in and reverence for certain principles of faith and conduct,
+not only as lofty in themselves, but as absolutely essential to his
+soul's salvation. Then, unless the whole universe is a farce, and
+religion and the soul impostures, they are the most practical and
+practicable of all possible principles, because otherwise the soul's
+salvation could not be made by beneficent Omnipotence dependent upon
+fidelity to them. But if some attendant spirit should say to Solomon
+Gunnybags, as he walks home with the happy consciousness of duty done,
+"Solomon, the golden rule and the Christian religion forbid you to
+'unload' upon David the stock that you believe to be very shaky," he
+would unquestionably feel, if he did not say: "Stuff! Every man for
+himself. Of course Christianity is an excellent thing, but it doesn't
+mean that." Gunnybags does not expressly repudiate Christian principle
+as unpractical; he only believes it to be so.
+
+The fundamental doctrine of the Christian life is love. The Christian
+millennium is peace. But it is Christendom that maintains the vast
+standing armies; and when the International Peace Congress meets in
+London and proposes disarmament, the good-natured reply of Christendom
+is, "Well--yes--perhaps--some time," with a smile of amused incredulity,
+as when a child seriously asks for the moon. Yet this is Christendom,
+and the Christian principles are entirely familiar, and every Sunday and
+saint's day in all the Christian churches we protest that the practice
+of them is essential to our soul's salvation. Then we wipe our eyes, and
+smile kindly upon any one who really insists that we should offer the
+other cheek, and forgive seventy times seven. Oh no, we say; that is an
+eccentric view. No man in this world--that is, in Christendom--can
+afford to allow himself to be imposed upon. If we don't look out for
+number one, who will take charge of that precious numeral?
+
+So it is that on some bright July day, looking in imagination upon the
+respectable Universal Peace Congress in the Hotel Metropole in London,
+and hearing the Bishop of Durham offer a resolution for international
+arbitration, and denouncing the folly, the waste, the woe and wickedness
+and wrong of war, we hear also, not the immediate and instinctive assent
+of Christendom, but its wistful prayer and half-despairing hope that
+some time Christianity may be found to be practicable, and something
+more than a pretty dream. Yet is there anything more certain than that
+the Christendom which actually rejects the Christian ideals and
+principles as impracticable, denounces most savagely those who
+practically illustrate them, even if they theoretically reject them?
+
+The moral of this little sermon is altogether Christian, for it is
+charity. Since Christendom is in practice so universally unchristian,
+and holds its own fundamental principles in such practical contempt,
+every member of that vast fraternity should be very modest in judging
+others. Could there be a more radically unchristian figure in human
+history than Torquemada? If Christianity be what it declares itself to
+be, the least throb of sound Christian feeling in his bosom would have
+held his hand. The Inquisition, the fierceness of sects, the religious
+wars, offensive wars of any kind, are possible only among Christians who
+hold Christianity to be impracticable.
+
+Yet when the Easy Chair saw a gentle lady going to morning prayers on a
+happy saint's day, and heard through the open window the murmuring music
+of the promise when two or three are gathered together, and marked
+during all the day and in daily conduct the unselfishness, the sympathy,
+the courtesy, the kindly care of old and young, the faithful doing of
+duty, the nameless charm of lofty character, the Christian ideal was no
+longer the mirage of an unreached and unattainable oasis in the desert;
+it was already come down to earth; it was here, a little heaven below.
+
+
+
+
+FRANCIS GEORGE SHAW.
+
+1882.
+
+
+IN beginning his tender and charming paper upon
+Washington Irving and Macaulay, Thackeray recalls the beautiful story of
+which he was so fond, of Sir Walter Scott's last words to his son-in-law
+Lockhart: "Be a good man, my dear; be a good man." It was a soft
+autumnal day. The windows were wide open. The low sound of the rippling
+Tweed stole into the chamber. The most renowned and the most widely
+beloved of living men lay dying, after a career of admiration and
+adulation, and of gratified ambition almost unexampled, and in the clear
+and serene light of the moment that shows things as they are, the one
+lesson and moral garnered by that marvellous life is spoken in the
+simple words, "Be a good man, my dear." ...
+
+There are men whose simplicity and dignity and strength and purity of
+character, whose sound judgment and supreme common-sense, dispose of
+sophistry and artifice in all relations and pursuits, as surely and
+completely as the sun dries the dew. They are gentlemen, because they
+know other men only as men, touching electrically whatever of manhood
+there may be in them, and whose contact is a silent and consuming rebuke
+of pretence and falsehood. Whatever his own advantage or attraction or
+position or grace, the man of this quality takes hold of the reality in
+other men, man meeting man, as when the grave William of Orange, in his
+plain serge coat, met the brilliant Philip Sidney in his gold-flowered
+doublet, and neither was troubled by the clothes of the other.
+
+Such a man lately died. The mingled strength and simplicity and
+sweetness of his nature, the lofty sense of justice, the tranquil and
+complete devotion to duty, the large and humane sympathy, not lost in
+vague philanthropic feeling, but mindful of every detail of relief--the
+sound and steady judgment, the noble independence of thought and perfect
+courage of conviction, the blended manliness and modesty of a life which
+was unstained, and of a character which seemed without a flaw, all
+belonged to what we call the ideal man.
+
+Passing from college to the counting-room of a great commercial
+business, his sagacity, energy, and executive power were all brought
+into successful action. He went to Europe and to the West Indies, but
+much of the spirit of trade and many of its practices were uncongenial
+to him, and he quietly withdrew, despite wonder and affectionate
+remonstrance, to lead his own life in his own way. By taste and
+temperament an out-door man, he made his home in the rural neighborhood
+of Boston, busy with country cares and various studies, but interested
+chiefly in helping other men. He was allied by sympathy more than by
+much previous actual association with the founders of Brook Farm. But
+when they chose the site for their enterprise not far from his house,
+he was soon in the pleasantest relations with the leaders, for their
+spirit and purpose were in harmony with his own. He was a parishioner
+and warm personal friend of Theodore Parker, who lived near him, and his
+keen common-sense and mastery of practical affairs were most useful to
+Parker as to Ripley. Indeed, the hospitality of such a man for every
+generous endeavor and for all new and humane ideas was a happy augury
+for the philanthropic pioneers, because it seemed to promise the final
+approval and adhesion to their cause of the most conservative and
+substantial sentiment of the community.
+
+Such a man was, of course, an abolitionist in the days when the name was
+as repugnant to what is called "society" as the name Christian was to
+the Jewish Sanhedrim or Methodist to the English Establishment a century
+and a half ago. He generously aided the cause, which seemed to him that
+of practical Christianity and of American patriotism, and he held most
+friendly relations with its chief representatives, who were ostracized
+and denounced. But his sympathy was not an abstract regard for man
+rather than for men, and his interest in the effort to help a race and
+to forecast a happier social organization did not dull his heart or
+close his hand to the necessities of his neighbor. His life, indeed, was
+a prolonged charity, but a charity directed by a singularly calm and
+shrewd judgment. His exhaustless generosity was not the sport of wayward
+impulse. It was not a well-meaning weakness, but a wise force which
+helped others to help themselves, but knew also when such self-help was
+impossible.
+
+Yet the strength and reserve and independence of his character were such
+that the man was never lost in the reformer. His fine nature
+instinctively asserted his own individuality. He quietly shunned the
+wearisome artificiality of society, but he did not merge his own home in
+the general home of his friends and neighbors at Brook Farm, and his
+house was always a glimpse of the social refinement and grace, the
+mental and moral charm, to which the dreams of social regeneration and
+the elaborate fancies of Fourier pointed--fancies which greatly
+interested him as hints of a happier social order.
+
+Long absence with his family in Europe, and a long and final residence
+upon Staten Island, only matured and developed the man, in whom not only
+was there no guile, but in whom even the most intimate eye could not
+note a fault. Clarendon might have studied from him his portrait of
+Falkland: "his inimitable sweetness of, and delight in, conversation;
+his flowing and obliging humanity; his goodness to mankind; and his
+primitive simplicity and integrity of life." Disinclined to public life
+of every kind, he was yet full of the highest public spirit, and it was
+but natural that his only son should have been selected by Governor
+Andrew to command the first colored regiment that marched from
+Massachusetts in the war. In his young person all that was best in the
+New England youth of his time, all the strength of the elder colonial
+and Revolutionary day, blended with all the grace and tenderness and
+gentleness of its modern life, the stern old Puritan softened into a
+humaner Bayard, was typified. It was the flower of Essex that two
+hundred years ago was withered in the fatal Indian ambush in the
+Deerfield Meadows. It was the flower of New England that fell upon a
+hundred redder fields within a score of years.
+
+But no sorrow could fatally chill a faith which was reflected in the
+perpetual summer of the father's presence and temperament. The frank
+urbanity of his greeting, the hearty grasp of his hand, the lofty
+simplicity of his courtesy, were but the signs of that unwasting
+freshness of sympathy which held him true to the ideals and aims of
+earlier life. His helping hand reached invisibly into a hundred homes,
+and upheld a hundred faltering lives. But, besides this, as president of
+the Freedman's Aid Association his administrative skill and his wise
+benevolence enabled him to bear a most effective part in the great
+settlement of the war. His invincible modesty and scorn of ostentation
+veiled his beneficent activities, public and private. But nothing could
+veil the pure and steadfast and unwearying devotion to the well-being of
+other men. Kindly but firmly he protected his own seclusion, and he
+permitted no man, in Emerson's phrase, to devastate his day. The
+freshness of feeling which keeps the heart young was unwasted to the
+end. His full life brimming purely to the sea reflected heaven as
+clearly when at last it mingled with the main as when it ran a limpid
+rivulet from its spring. Young and old, man and boy, he was still the
+simplest, noblest, most devoted, best. How truly he was the man that
+every thoughtful man secretly wishes he might be, those only know who
+knew Francis George Shaw.
+
+
+THE END.
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