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+Title: Dry Fish and Wet
+ Tales from a Norwegian Seaport
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+<div class="trnote">
+<h2>Transcriber's note</h2>
+<p>Obvious typographer's errors have been corrected, but the author's
+spelling has otherwise been retained. A <a href="#trcorrections">list
+of word corrections</a> can be found after the book.</p>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<h1 class="topmarg caps">Dry Fish and Wet</h1>
+
+<hr class="w45" />
+
+<p class="center italic">Translated from the Norwegian<br />
+by <span class="smcap">W. Worster</span>, M.A.</p>
+
+<hr class="w65" />
+
+
+<p class="center caps size250">Dry Fish and Wet</p>
+
+
+<p class="center size150">Tales from a Norwegian Seaport</p>
+
+<p class="center">BY<br />
+<span class="size150">ELIAS KRÆMMER</span></p>
+
+<p class="center">GYLDENDAL<br />
+<span class="smaller">11 HANOVER SQUARE, LONDON, W. 1<br />
+COPENHAGEN · CHRISTIANIA<br />
+1922</span></p>
+
+
+<hr class="w65" />
+
+<h2 class="caps">Contents</h2>
+
+<p class="toc">&nbsp;<span class="num caps">Page</span></p>
+<ol class="toc">
+<li><a href="#I" class="smcap">The Town</a> <span class="num">1</span></li>
+<li><a href="#II" class="smcap">Knut G. Holm</a> <span class="num">4</span></li>
+<li><a href="#III" class="smcap">Bramsen</a> <span class="num">25</span></li>
+<li><a href="#IV" class="smcap">Hermansen of the Bank</a> <span class="num">36</span></li>
+<li><a href="#V" class="smcap">Mrs. Rantzau's Story</a> <span class="num">56</span></li>
+<li><a href="#VI" class="smcap">"Rebecca and the Camels"</a> <span class="num">73</span></li>
+<li><a href="#VII" class="smcap">Holm &amp; Son</a> <span class="num">86</span></li>
+<li><a href="#VIII" class="smcap">Malla Trap</a> <span class="num">101</span></li>
+<li><a href="#IX" class="smcap">Clapham Junction</a> <span class="num">115</span></li>
+<li><a href="#X" class="smcap">The Ship comes Home</a> <span class="num">131</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XI" class="smcap">The Concert</a> <span class="num">136</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XII" class="smcap">Old Nick</a> <span class="num">141</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XIII" class="smcap">Cilia</a> <span class="num">160</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XIV" class="smcap">A Royal Visit</a> <span class="num">189</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XV" class="smcap">Peter Oiland</a> <span class="num">200</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XVI" class="smcap">Emilie Rantzau</a> <span class="num">213</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XVII" class="smcap">The <i>Eva Maria</i></a> <span class="num">239</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XVIII" class="smcap">The <i>Henrik Ibsen</i></a> <span class="num">250</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XIX" class="smcap">Nils Petter's Legacy</a> <span class="num">265</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XX" class="smcap">The Admiral</a> <span class="num">277</span></li>
+<li><a href="#XXI" class="smcap">Dirrik</a> <span class="num">311</span></li>
+</ol>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_1" id="Page_1" title="[Pg 1]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="I" id="I"></a>I<br />
+THE TOWN</h2>
+
+
+<p>The last census showed a population of 19,991
+inhabitants, but if anyone asked "Holm at
+the Corner" how big the place was, he would
+say "between twenty and thirty thousand"&mdash;a figure
+he considered reasonable enough, counting the annual
+increment in the families he knew.</p>
+
+<p>The town had its own traditions. Natives could
+speak with pride of the days, now long passed, when
+the firms of C. B. Taline and Veuve Erik Strom had
+great cargoes of coffee coming direct from Rio, while
+Danish vessels by the dozen lay alongside the warehouses
+discharging corn, and unwieldy Dutchmen
+took in baulks large enough to cut up into arm-chair
+sections&mdash;ay, there was proper timber in those days,
+not like the thin weedy sticks that come down the
+river now!</p>
+
+<p>And the place had other memories, apart from trade
+and commerce. There was a whole gallery of clerics
+whose brilliant names cast a glow of distinction long
+after they themselves were dead and gone; old men<a class="pagenum" name="Page_2" id="Page_2" title="[Pg 2]"></a>
+remembered them, and the town could feel itself, as
+it were, related to episcopal sees all over the country.
+Great trading houses of old standing came to ruin,
+fortunes were shattered, and crisis after crisis came
+and went, but every such period merely added a fresh
+chapter to the history of the town, making new stories
+for fathers to tell their sons. In course of time, a
+whole collection of such stories had grown up about
+these merchant princes, for trade was, after all, the
+chief interest of the place and so remained. When
+the old men got together, talk would invariably turn
+upon such matters as Nils Berg's grand speculations in
+the Crimean War, or the disastrous failure of Balle &amp;
+Co.; while the younger ones, who were in the swim,
+enlisted further shareholders in their factories and
+ship-owning concerns. It was a town with plenty of
+grit in it, no lack of young stock to carry on the work.</p>
+
+<p>True, there were times when it seemed to languish,
+to be dwindling away, when periods of crisis had swept
+away what appeared to be its chief support; but a
+breathing space was all that was needed, and soon the
+old spirit was awake once more, and life went on as
+bravely as before.</p>
+
+<p>And so it went on for generation after generation,
+while the river flowed, broad and smooth as ever, down
+the valley, pouring its ice-water into the fjord each
+spring. Up the hillsides on either hand the roads
+turned up and curved among thicket and bush, and
+the higher one climbed the clearer showed the town
+below with its rows of houses and its churches.</p>
+
+<p>Those who were born in the town and had spent
+their youth there, but whom fate had later moved to
+other parts of the country, made it a practice, when<a class="pagenum" name="Page_3" id="Page_3" title="[Pg 3]"></a>
+they came home, to climb the hillside and look out
+over the town, as it lay there rich in memories. And
+the longer one had been away, the stronger they
+seemed to grow; for there is a strange power in such
+memories of a little, old town.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_4" id="Page_4" title="[Pg 4]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="II" id="II"></a>II<br />
+KNUT G. HOLM</h2>
+
+
+<p>Knut G. Holm had had his ups and downs;
+no one knew exactly how he stood. Failure
+and crisis had raged about him, and many
+a time public opinion had given him but a short while
+to keep above water himself, but he always managed
+to get through somehow, though there were times
+when he had not credit for five shillings, when the
+commercial travellers gave his corner premises the
+stealthy go-by, in the confident belief that he would
+put his shutters up next day. But he never did. And
+at last it grew to a proverb, that Knut G. Holm was
+like a cat; you might throw him out of a top-floor
+window, but he would always land on his feet in the
+end!</p>
+
+<p>In the little office behind the shop there was always
+a little gathering before dinner-time, between one and
+two, to hear Holm holding forth; for he was a man
+with an unusual gift of speech, and whatever might
+happen in the place, he was always the first to get
+hold of it.</p>
+
+<p>Dealer Vagle was a fool to pay £1600 for that dairy
+farm&mdash;Knut Holm had no hesitation in saying as
+much; nor was he afraid to make public his opinion
+that Jorgensen the hatter was not such a fool as he<a class="pagenum" name="Page_5" id="Page_5" title="[Pg 5]"></a>
+looked in selling the property referred to. Everyone
+knew Holm's "gossip-shop," as the office was generally
+called, but no one took offence at his extravagant
+talk, for all knew he meant no harm, but was really
+one of the kindliest of men.</p>
+
+<p>He was always terribly busy, for he had a hand in
+everything, from the Silicate Products Company, of
+which he was a director, to the machine shops, of which
+he was chairman, and which paid a steady 20 per cent.
+per annum.</p>
+
+<p>Knut Holm was no longer a youth, he was nearing
+fifty-seven; but to judge from his fair-haired, rotund
+figure as one met him in the street, always with his
+coat unbuttoned and his silk hat at a rakish angle,
+one would have set him down as ten years younger.</p>
+
+<p>There was a peculiar briskness in his gait as he walked
+up the street in business hours, stopping to speak
+with every soul he met, and yet with such haste that
+the person last addressed would generally be left staring
+open-mouthed, without having had the chance of
+uttering a syllable.</p>
+
+<p>Holm had long been thinking of getting in a lady
+clerk, a reliable person who could look after the office
+and keep the books up to date. Peder Clasen and
+Garner had both been with him for many years, but
+both felt more at home outside in the shop, and
+never troubled about bookkeeping more than strictly
+necessary, and hardly that, with the result that the
+books were generally half a year behind. Nothing
+had come of the lady-clerk idea, however, until one
+day Dr. Blok looked in and asked if Holm could find
+any use for a young lady he knew, and could safely
+recommend, a Miss Betty Rantzau. Her mother<a class="pagenum" name="Page_6" id="Page_6" title="[Pg 6]"></a>
+taught singing; had come to the town some six months
+before; and the daughter was a willing and well-educated
+girl; it would be a good action to find her
+something to do. Clasen and Garner, not to speak of
+Holm himself, awaited her arrival with considerable
+interest. She was tall and slender, with a wealth of
+fair hair, and pretty teeth that showed when she
+smiled. She offered her hand with frank kindliness
+to Clasen as she came in. "So we are to work together,"
+she said. "Very kind of you, I'm sure,"
+stammered Clasen in confusion. "Mr. Holm is in
+the office; will you please to go in?"</p>
+
+<p>Soon after, she was duly installed on the high stool
+in the office, with Holm himself sitting opposite, at
+the other side of the desk. She managed the old daybook
+with surprising ease; Holm glanced at her from
+time to time as she worked. He found it difficult to
+open conversation; it was queer to have a woman
+about the place like this, and at such close quarters.
+He felt himself obliged to be a little careful of his words,&mdash;a
+thing he was altogether unaccustomed to in the
+office.</p>
+
+<p>Next day, the usual meeting in the "gossip-shop"
+was of unusually brief duration, for as Vindt, the
+stockbroker, declared when he came out, "Damme,
+but it's spoiled the whole thing, having a blessed woman
+in there listening to every word you say." Whereto
+Holm replied that it was "sort of comfortable to have
+a pleasant young face to look at, instead of a wrinkled
+old pumpkin like yours, Vindt!" Vindt growled,
+and took his departure hastily.</p>
+
+<p>And it was not many days before Holm was chatting
+away easily to Betty, as she worked at her books,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_7" id="Page_7" title="[Pg 7]"></a>
+pretending to listen attentively the while to all his
+stories.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not disturbing you, I hope?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, indeed, Mr. Holm. It's very nice of you,
+I'm sure, to talk to me." She slipped down from her
+chair, and stroked the back of the big ledger with her
+slender white hands.</p>
+
+<p>"I've walked a deuce of a way to-day"&mdash;he sat
+down on the sofa and wiped his forehead&mdash;"went
+right out to the cemetery, to lay a wreath on C. H.
+Pettersen and Company's grave. You've heard of C.
+Henrik Pettersen, I dare say? Grocery and provision
+stores over the square there; had it for years and
+years. First-rate man he was; my best friend."</p>
+
+<p>"Good friends are very precious, Mr. Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, they are, mostly. And C. H. Pettersen
+and Co. was an uncommon firm, I must say, both for
+quality and weight. I know there were some mischief-making
+folk used to say he sold margarine as dairy
+butter, but that was just pure malice, for the quality
+was so good I'll swear they couldn't tell the difference.
+And when they're both alike, what does it matter what
+you call them?"</p>
+
+<p>"Has he been dead long?"</p>
+
+<p>"Eleven years it is to-day since he handed in his
+final balance-sheet; I go out every year to lay a wreath
+on his grave, out of sheer gratitude and affection for
+his memory."</p>
+
+<p>"You don't often meet with friendship like that."</p>
+
+<p>"You're right there. Ah, one needs to have friends;
+when you haven't, it's only too easy to get low-spirited&mdash;especially
+now, since I've had this bilious trouble."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that must be horrid."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_8" id="Page_8" title="[Pg 8]"></a>
+"Horrid, yes, it's the very devil. Only fancy, a
+man like me, that used to eat and drink whatever I
+pleased&mdash;as far as I could get it, that is&mdash;and now
+that I can get whatever I've a fancy to, I have to
+live on brown bread and weak tea. You'd think
+Providence might have managed things better than
+that, now, wouldn't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but I'm sure, if you're careful, you'll soon be
+all right again. And as long as you're properly looked
+after&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, that's just the trouble, I must say. I've been
+used to something very different. I dare say you know
+I've been married twice&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Twice? Oh yes, I fancy I did hear about it."</p>
+
+<p>"So you can understand it's a great deal to miss."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, indeed. Let me see; wasn't your first wife
+English?"</p>
+
+<p>"Maggie&mdash;yes; oh, a charming creature, Miss Rantzau;
+I wish you could have seen her. The loveliest brown
+eyes, and hair as black as a raven's wing, and a complexion
+of milk and roses. And the sweetest disposition;
+good inside and out she was. Too good, I
+suppose, for this world as well as for me."</p>
+
+<p>"Your first wife did not live very long?"</p>
+
+<p>"We were only married a year: hardly enough to
+count, really. It's just a beautiful memory&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And how did you come to meet her, Mr. Holm?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was in Birmingham&mdash;I was over there on business.
+I dare say you've noticed I put in an English
+word now and again in talking; it's all from the time
+of my first marriage."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I have noticed you use foreign words now
+and again."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_9" id="Page_9" title="[Pg 9]"></a>
+"It's all from those days with Maggie. Oh, you
+should have heard her say: 'I love you, darling.'
+Lord save us, what a lovely creature she was! I
+declare I love England myself now, all for Maggie's
+sake."</p>
+
+<p>"And your son, the engineer, she was his
+mother?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, to be sure. Poor Maggie, it cost her life,
+that little bit of business."</p>
+
+<p>"And your second wife?"</p>
+
+<p>"She was a Widow Gronlund from Arendal. Ah,
+that was a queer story. There I was, you see, with
+little William, Maggie's boy, sorrowful and downcast
+as a wet umbrella. Of course you'd understand I'd no
+wish really to go and get married again all at once; I
+wrote to Skipper Gronlund of Arendal&mdash;he was a cousin
+of mine&mdash;and asked if he and his wife would take the
+boy and look after him. They were willing enough,
+the more by reason they'd only one child of their own
+Little Marie, a girl of the same age."</p>
+
+<p>"So they took the boy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. He was there for four years, and then I
+began to feel the want of him and went up to Arendal
+to see him. But what do you think happened then?
+Just as I got to Arendal there came a wire saying
+Gronlund's ship had gone to the bottom, and that
+was the end of Gronlund!"</p>
+
+<p>"And then you married her?"</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly. What else could I do? Amalie, Mrs.
+Gronlund that is, wouldn't give up the boy, and I
+couldn't tear him away by force, could I? Very well,
+I said, what must be must, man is but dust, and so
+we got married."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_10" id="Page_10" title="[Pg 10]"></a>
+"Mrs. Gronlund was not altogether young, I
+suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing much to look at, more's the pity, but an
+excellent housekeeper and a good-hearted soul."</p>
+
+<p>"And so it turned out happily after all?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, that it did, but it didn't last long, worse
+luck. Amalie still kept longing for her Gronlund, and
+she got kidney disease and went off to join him&mdash;and
+there I was left once again all on my own, and this
+time with Maggie's boy and Amalie's girl."</p>
+
+<p>"But you were glad to have the children, surely?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, yes, at times. But I can't help calling to
+mind the words of the prophet, Children are a blessing
+of the Lord, but a trial and a tribulation to man. It's
+true, it's true.... Well, William was going in for
+engineering, you see, and he was away in Germany
+at his studies&mdash;studying how to spend money, as far
+as I could see, with a crowd of mighty intelligent
+artist people he'd got in with. And what do you
+suppose he's doing now?"</p>
+
+<p>Betty was working at her books again, writing away
+with all her might in the big ledger, while Holm went
+on with his story.</p>
+
+<p>"He wants to be a painter&mdash;an artist, you'd say,
+and daubs away great slabs of picture stuff as big as
+this floor&mdash;but Lord save and help us, I wouldn't have
+the messy things hung up here. I told him he'd much
+better go into the shop and get an honest living in a
+decent fashion like his father before him&mdash;but no!
+Too common, if you please, too materialistic. And
+that's bad enough, but there's worse to it yet. Would
+you believe it, Miss Betty, he and those artist friends
+of his have turned Marie's head the same wry fashion,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_11" id="Page_11" title="[Pg 11]"></a>
+and make her believe she's cut out for an artistic career
+herself&mdash;a born opera singer, they say; and now she
+carols away up there till people think there's a dentist
+in the house. Oh, it's the deuce of a mess, I do assure
+you!"</p>
+
+<p>Betty looked up from her book. "You must have
+the gift of good humour, Mr. Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I hope so, I'm sure. Shouldn't like to be
+one of your doleful sort."</p>
+
+<p>"A kind and hard-working man you've always been,
+I'm sure. A perfect model of a man."</p>
+
+<p>"Perfect model&mdash;me? Lord preserve us, I wouldn't
+be that for worlds. Can't imagine anything more
+uninteresting than the perfect model type. No&mdash;I've
+just tried all along to be an ordinary decent man,
+that finds life one of the best things going. And when
+things happened to turn particularly nasty&mdash;no money,
+no credit, and that sort of thing&mdash;why, I'd just say to
+myself, 'Come along, my lad, only get to grips with
+it, and you'll pull through all right.' And then I
+could always console myself with the thought that
+when things were looking black, they couldn't get
+much blacker, so they'd have to brighten up before
+long."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it takes sorrows as well as joys to make a
+life."</p>
+
+<p>"That's true. But we make them both for ourselves
+mostly. If you only knew what fun I've got
+out of life at times; have to hammer out a bit of
+something lively now and then, you know! Look at
+us now, for instance, just sitting here talking. Isn't
+that heaps better than sitting solemnly like two
+mummies on their blessed pyramids?" And he<a class="pagenum" name="Page_12" id="Page_12" title="[Pg 12]"></a>
+swung round on his high stool till the screw creaked
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, indeed, it's very nice, I'm sure." Betty
+began putting her books away, Holm walking up and
+down meanwhile with short, rapid steps. Upstairs,
+someone was singing to the piano.</p>
+
+<p>"Nice sort of evening we're going to have, by the
+look of things. House full of blessed amateurs with
+fiddles and tambourines. Serve them right if they
+were packed off to a reformatory, the whole&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but surely, Mr. Holm, you needn't be so hard
+on them. Young people must have a little entertainment
+now and then&mdash;especially when they've a father
+who can afford it," she added a little wistfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Afford it&mdash;h'm. As to that ... if they keep
+on the way they're going now, I'm not sure I shan't
+have to give them a bit of a lesson...." He crossed
+over to the desk, and, spreading out his elbows, looked
+quizzically at Betty.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think now&mdash;is Knut G. Holm too
+old to marry again?"</p>
+
+<p>"Really, I'm sure I couldn't say," answered the girl,
+with a merry laugh. And, slipping past him, she took
+her jacket and hat.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-night, Mr. Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"Good-night, Miss Betty. I hope I haven't kept you
+too long with all my talk, but it's such a comfort to
+feel that there's one place in the house where there's
+somebody sensible to talk to."</p>
+
+<p>He stood for some time looking after her.</p>
+
+<p>"Not bad&mdash;not bad at all. Nice figure&mdash;trifle over
+slender in the upper works, perhaps; looks a bit
+worried at times; finds it hard to make ends meet,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_13" id="Page_13" title="[Pg 13]"></a>
+perhaps, poor thing. H'm. But she's a good worker,
+and that's a fact. Yes, I think this arrangement
+was a good idea."</p>
+
+<p>Garner came in with the cash-box. "We've shut
+up outside, Mr. Holm. Was there anything more you
+wanted this evening?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;no thanks. H'm, I say, that row and goings
+on upstairs, can you hear it out in the shop?"</p>
+
+<p>"About the same as in here. But it's really beautiful
+music, Mr. Holm. I slipped out into the passage
+upstairs a little while back, and they were singing a
+quartette, but Miss Marie was taking the bass, and
+going so hard I'm sure they could hear her right up
+at the fire station."</p>
+
+<p>"I've no doubt they could, Garner. But I'll give
+them music of another sort, and then&mdash;we'll see!"
+He flung the cash-box into the safe with a clang, and
+Garner judged it best to disappear without delay.</p>
+
+<p>Outside in the shop he confided to Clasen that the
+old man was in a roaring paddy about the music upstairs;
+and the pair of them fell to speculating as to
+what would happen when he came up.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, nothing," said Clasen. "Those youngsters
+they always manage to get round him in the end."</p>
+
+<p>"Might get sick of the whole business and give up
+the shop&mdash;or make it over to us, what?" added Garner,
+"as his successors," and he waxed enthusiastic over
+the idea as they strolled along to Syversen's Hotel for
+a little extra in the way of supper.</p>
+
+<p>Holm was walking up and down by himself in the
+office, while the music upstairs went on, until the
+globe on the safe rattled with the sound. He was in
+a thoroughly bad temper for once. "There! Just<a class="pagenum" name="Page_14" id="Page_14" title="[Pg 14]"></a>
+as everything was going nicely&mdash;and a balance-sheet
+worth framing! Ha-ha! and only the other day that
+miserable worm of a bank manager, Hermansen,
+wouldn't take my paper for £400. Lord, but I'd like
+to show that fellow one day; make him understand
+he was a trifle out in his reckoning with the firm of
+Knut G. Holm. Do a neat little deal to the tune of
+a few thousand, cash down&mdash;something to make him
+scratch his silly pate. I can just imagine him saying
+to himself: 'Remarkable man that Knut Holm.
+Never really had much faith in him before, but
+now....' Yes, that's what he said a few years
+back, I remember; hadn't much faith in the business.
+Well, I must say, things <em>were</em> looking pretty bad at
+that time. But I'd always reckoned on William's
+coming into the business; new style, Holm and Son.
+And now there's an end of all that. No, it doesn't
+pay to go building castles in the air; it's just card
+houses that come tumbling down with a crash. Here
+have I been toiling and moiling all these years, morning
+till night, building up the business step by step to what
+it is now. Had to knuckle to that swine of a Hermansen
+ugh&mdash;ugrh&mdash;isch! Lying awake at night trying to
+work out some way of getting over to-morrow, with
+the bills falling due&mdash;and now there's that pack of
+wastrels sitting up there. 'Poor old man'&mdash;that's
+their style&mdash;'quite a decent old chap in many ways,
+no doubt, but no idea of culture, no sense of lofty
+ideals; spent his life standing behind a counter and
+that's about all he's fit for.' Oh, I know the tune when
+they get on that topic! I've marked it often enough
+when I'm with them and their precious friends. They'll
+eat and drink at my expense, and then slap me on the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_15" id="Page_15" title="[Pg 15]"></a>
+shoulder in their superior way, thinking all the time
+I'm just an old drudge of a cab horse, and lucky to
+have the chance of encouraging real Art! Oh, I'll
+talk to them! It'll be a real treat to give them a
+proper lesson for once. They shall have it this evening.
+So on, old boy!"</p>
+
+<p>When Holm walked into the big drawing-room
+upstairs he was greeted with acclamation. "Hurrah
+for Mæcenas! hurrah for the patron of Art! Hurrah!"</p>
+
+<p>"Here, Frantz, you're a poet; get up and make a
+speech in honour of my noble sire."</p>
+
+<p>Frantz Pettersen, a podgy little man with a big fair
+moustache, lifted his glass.</p>
+
+<p>"Friends and brothers in Art, in the eternal realm
+of beauty! the halls wherein we live and move are
+bright and lofty, it is true, and our outlook is
+wide, unbounded. But let us not therefore forget the
+simple home of our youthful days, though it be never
+as poor and dry."</p>
+
+<p>"Dry&mdash;what do you mean? It's not dry here, I
+hope?"</p>
+
+<p>"My mistake. Dark, I should have said. Poor
+and dark.... Well, my friend, this noble fatherly
+soul, who a moment ago entered upon us like a vision
+from another world&mdash;a visitor from the lower regions,
+so to speak (Hear!)&mdash;him we acclaim, by all the gods
+of ancient myth, by the deities of the upper and the
+nether world&mdash;steady, boys&mdash;not to speak of this.
+And you, my fortunate young friend, whose lot it is
+to claim this exalted soul by the worthy name of father,
+rejoice with me at his presence among us in this hour.
+Do not your hearts beat high with thankfulness to the
+providence that has spared him to you so long? What<a class="pagenum" name="Page_16" id="Page_16" title="[Pg 16]"></a>
+says the poet (now what does he say, I wonder? Let
+me see). 'My father was a&mdash;&mdash;' something or other.
+Anyhow, never mind. To come to the point, we, er&mdash;raise
+our glasses now in honour of this revered paterfamilias
+whose toil and thingummy in this materialistic
+world have crowned the work of his accomplished
+children. <i lang="no">Skaal!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>The speech was received with general acclamation.</p>
+
+<p>Holm was taken by surprise, and hardly knew what
+to say. He could hardly open the campaign at such
+a moment with a sermon; mechanically he took the
+glass offered him. But hardly had he touched it with
+his lips than he asked in astonishment:</p>
+
+<p>"When&mdash;where on earth did you get hold of that
+Madeira? Let me look at the bottle. I thought as
+much. Tar and feather me, if they haven't gone and
+snaffled my '52 Madeira! Six bottles that I'd been
+keeping for my jubilee in the business&mdash;all gone, I
+suppose. Nice children, I must say!"</p>
+
+<p>He sat down in an arm-chair, fanning himself with
+a handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>"These golden drops from the cellars of our revered
+friend and patron&mdash;&mdash;" began Frantz sententiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, stop that nonsense, do," growled Holm.
+And, snatching up a bottle of the old Madeira, he
+took it into the dining-room and hid it behind the
+sofa.</p>
+
+<p>"Dearest, darling papa, you're not going to be bad-tempered
+now, are you?" whispered Marie, throwing
+her arms around his neck.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not bad-tempered&mdash;I'm angry."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but you mustn't. Why, what is there to be
+angry about?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_17" id="Page_17" title="[Pg 17]"></a>
+Holm was dumbfounded. Nothing to be angry
+about indeed. He ought perhaps to say thank you
+to these young rascals for allowing him to stay up with
+them?</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I sing to you, papa?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sing! no, thank you. I'd rather not."</p>
+
+<p>"But what's the matter? What's it all about?"</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter&mdash;good heavens, why, my '52
+Madeira, isn't that enough?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, is that all? I'm sure it couldn't have been
+put to better use. You ought to have heard Frantz
+Pettersen making up things on the spur of the moment;
+it was simply lovely."</p>
+
+<p>She had clambered up on his knee, with her arms
+round his neck; the others were still in the drawing-room.</p>
+
+<p>"Lovely, was it, little one?" said Holm in a somewhat
+gentler voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, papa&mdash;oh, I don't know when I've enjoyed
+myself so much as this evening. And only fancy,
+Hilmar Strom, the composer&mdash;there, you can see, the
+tall thin man in glasses&mdash;he said I had a beautiful
+voice&mdash;beautiful!"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you believe it, my child."</p>
+
+<p>"What&mdash;when a great artist like that says so?
+Oh, I was so happy&mdash;and now you come and...."
+She stood up and put her handkerchief to her eyes.
+Just then William came in.</p>
+
+<p>"Hullo, what's the matter? What are you crying
+for?"</p>
+
+<p>"Papa&mdash;papa says I'm not to believe what Hilmar
+Strom said&mdash;that I'd a beautiful voice. Ugh&mdash;it's
+always like that at home&mdash;it's <em>miserable</em>." She leaned<a class="pagenum" name="Page_18" id="Page_18" title="[Pg 18]"></a>
+over in a corner of the sofa, hiding her face in her
+hands.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, you're right. Oh, we shall have pleasant
+memories of home to go out into the world with." And
+William stalked off in dudgeon.</p>
+
+<p>Holm sat there like a criminal, at a loss what to
+make of it all. Oh, these young folk! They always
+seemed to manage to turn the tables on him somehow.
+He couldn't even get properly angry now.</p>
+
+<p>And Marie&mdash;he was always helpless where she was
+concerned. He was sorry now he had not brought her
+up differently. But he had never said an unkind word
+to her&mdash;how could he, to a sweet little thing like that?
+Only last year she had nursed him herself for three
+weeks, when he was at death's door with inflammation
+of the lungs; that girl, that girl! He went over
+to the sofa and put his arms round her.</p>
+
+<p>"There, there, little one, it's not so bad as all
+that."</p>
+
+<p>"Hu&mdash;hu&mdash;hu&mdash;I didn't know&mdash;I didn't know
+about the old Madeira. It was me&mdash;hu&mdash;hu&mdash;that
+brought it up."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, never mind about the Madeira, child.
+We can get some more; only don't cry now."</p>
+
+<p>She turned towards him.</p>
+
+<p>"Then you're not angry with me any more, papa?"
+"No, no, child. There&mdash;now go in and enjoy
+yourself again."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but it's so horrid, papa&mdash;I'm sure the others
+must have noticed us."</p>
+
+<p>Just then William came in and reported that the
+scene had made a painful impression on the guests;
+Strom, the composer, and Berg, the sculptor, were for<a class="pagenum" name="Page_19" id="Page_19" title="[Pg 19]"></a>
+going off at once, and were only with difficulty persuaded
+to stay.</p>
+
+<p>Holm did not know what to say to this; the transition
+from accuser to accused was too sudden.</p>
+
+<p>"Couldn't you make us some punch, father; it
+would sort of set things right again if you were to
+come marching in yourself with a big bowl of punch."</p>
+
+<p>"Punch? H'm&mdash;well&mdash;I could, of course, but
+then ..."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes, that lovely punch, papa, you know, with
+champagne and hock and curaçao in&mdash;and all the rest
+of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I suppose I must. Now that I have once
+got into all this&mdash;this artist business, why ..." And
+off he went for the key of the cellar.</p>
+
+<p>No sooner was he out of the room than William
+burst out laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Marie, you are the most irresistible little devil
+that ever lived." And he waltzed her round and
+round.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it wanted some doing to-day, William, I
+can tell you. I was half afraid I shouldn't manage
+it after all. As it was, I had to cry before he'd come
+round."</p>
+
+<p>"First-rate. Woman's tears are the finest weapon
+ever invented&mdash;and punch on top of all&mdash;bravo!
+Come along, we must go and prepare the rest of the
+band for what's coming."</p>
+
+<p>Out in the kitchen, Holm was busy over a punch
+bowl, solemnly stirring the brew and dropping in slices
+of lemon one by one.</p>
+
+<p>"I am an old fool, I know, to let them get round
+me as they do. H'm. And the longer I leave it,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_20" id="Page_20" title="[Pg 20]"></a>
+the worse it will be. We shall have to come to a
+proper understanding some time; it can't go on like
+this...."</p>
+
+<p>"Papa, are you nearly ready?"</p>
+
+<p>"Coming, coming, dear, in a minute. Open the
+door, there's a good girl."</p>
+
+<p>The entry of the host with a bowl of punch was the
+signal for a general demonstration of delight. Frantz
+Pettersen promptly sat down at the piano and started
+off, the rest of the party accompanying with anything
+they could lay hands on. One had a pair of fire tongs,
+one beat a brass tray, one rang a couple of glasses
+against each other, and so on. The words were
+something like this:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"Our host he is a lasting joy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A perfect Pa for girl and boy,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A perfect Pa, hurray, hurrah,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hurrah, hurrip, hurroo!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He stands with head so meekly bowed,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Withal a man of whom we're proud,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We're proud of you, hurrah, hurroo,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hurrah, hurrip, hurray!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">All honour to the grocery trade<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whereby his fortune it was made,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And a nice one too, hurrah, hurroo,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hurrah, hurrip, hurray!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">It must have been a decent pile<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For his cellar's stocked in splendid style,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Put it away, hurrah, hurray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hurrah, hurrip, hurroo!<a class="pagenum" name="Page_21" id="Page_21" title="[Pg 21]"></a><br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Though somebody must have made, we fear, a<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Sad mistake with that Madeira,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><span class="sic" title="[sic]">Maderiah</span>, hurray, hurrah,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hurrah, hurrip, hurroo!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">But now he casts all care away<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And gladly joins our circle gay.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Our circle gay, hurrah, hurray,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hurrah, hurrip, hurroo!<br /></span>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The flowing bowl he brings us here,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So drink his health with a hearty cheer,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Hip, hip, hurrah, hurrip,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Hurrah, hurrip, hurra-a-ay!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Holm did not know whether to laugh or cry at this
+exhibition, but chose the former; after all, it might
+be worth while to see how far they would go. He made
+speech after speech, and the company shouted in
+delight. Graarud, the literary critic of the <i>People's
+Guardian</i>, declared that Knut Holm was a credit to
+the merchant citizens of his country, and as fine a
+specimen of the type as was to be found.</p>
+
+<p>Listad, another literary man, who edited a paper
+himself, was making love to Marie, but with little
+apparent success. He was a cadaverous-looking
+personage, but an idealist, and earnest in the cause of
+universal peace.</p>
+
+<p>The speeches grew more and more exalted in tone
+as the evening went on. Pettersen invited the company
+to drink to the "coming dawn of Art in the land&mdash;a
+dawn that would soon appear when once the daughter
+of the house raised her melodious voice to ring o'er
+hill and dale." This was too much for Holm; he<a class="pagenum" name="Page_22" id="Page_22" title="[Pg 22]"></a>
+slipped into the hall and, putting on an overcoat, went
+out to get some fresh air.</p>
+
+<p>It was a fine, starlight, frosty night, the river flowed
+broad and smooth and dark between the piers, the
+gas lamps on either side shedding long streaks of light
+across the silent water.</p>
+
+<p>He swung round the corner, but&mdash;heavens, who
+was that sitting so quietly on the steps in front of the
+shop? He went up, and found a twelve-year-old boy
+leaning against the wall.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, little man, what's the matter? What are
+you sitting out here for in the cold?"</p>
+
+<p>The lad rose hurriedly to his feet and made as if to
+run away.</p>
+
+<p>"No, here, wait a bit, son; there's nothing to be
+afraid of." Holm took the boy's hand, and looked
+into a pale childish face with deep dark eyes, and
+framed in a tangle of fair hair.</p>
+
+<p>"I was only listening," he sobbed.... "The music
+upstairs there...."</p>
+
+<p>"You're fond of music, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; I always go out in the evening, when nobody
+can see, and sit outside where I know there's somebody
+that plays. And Holm's up there, they've got the
+loveliest piano."</p>
+
+<p>"Would you like to learn to play yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>The boy looked up at him in astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>"Me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, you. If you're so fond of music, wouldn't
+you like to learn to play?"</p>
+
+<p>"I've got to help mother at home, because father's
+dead. And when I'm big enough I'm going to be a
+sailor. Please, I must go home now."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_23" id="Page_23" title="[Pg 23]"></a>
+"Mother getting anxious about you, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, she knows where I go of an evening; she
+doesn't mind."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what's your name, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hans Martinsen."</p>
+
+<p>"Here you are, then, Hans, here's two shillings for
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, er&mdash;that for me! I could go to heaps of
+concerts.... Thank you ever so much."</p>
+
+<p>He clasped the outstretched hand in both his little
+fists, and looked up with beaming eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"And now look here, little Hans. At eleven
+o'clock to-morrow morning you come round and ask
+for me. Here in the shop."</p>
+
+<p>"But, are you&mdash;are you Mr. Holm, then?" He
+loosed the hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and what then? That's nothing to be afraid
+of, is it, little Hans? But now, listen to me. I want
+you to come round here to-morrow morning, as I said.
+And perhaps then we'll have some real nice music for
+you. And you can bring your mother too if you like."</p>
+
+<p>"Music&mdash;to-morrow&mdash;oh, that will be lovely. And
+won't mother be pleased!"</p>
+
+<p>"And now run along home, like a good boy, and
+get warm. You've been sitting here in the cold too
+long already. Good-night."</p>
+
+<p>"Good-night, good-night!"</p>
+
+<p>Holm watched the little figure hurrying with swift
+little legs across the bridge, till it disappeared into the
+dark on the farther side.</p>
+
+<p>He stood for some time deep in thought. The
+dawn of Art&mdash;what was it Pettersen had said? What
+if he, Holm, the despised materialist, were to be the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_24" id="Page_24" title="[Pg 24]"></a>
+first to discover the dawn here! It was a strange
+coincidence, anyway. "And such strange, deep eyes
+the little fellow had; it went to my heart when his
+little hands took hold of mine.... Ay, little lad,
+you're one of God's flowers, I can see. And you shan't
+be left to perish of cold in this world as long as my
+name's Knut Holm."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_25" id="Page_25" title="[Pg 25]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="III" id="III"></a>III<br />
+BRAMSEN</h2>
+
+
+<p>On the morning after the party, Holm sent down
+for Paal Abrahamsen or "Bramsen" as he
+was generally called. Holm and Bramsen
+had known each other from childhood; they had gone
+to the same poor school, and had grown up together.
+After their confirmation, Bramsen had gone to sea,
+while Holm had got a place in a shop, and commenced
+his mercantile career. But he never forgot his old
+friend, and when in course of time he had established
+a business of his own, he made Bramsen his warehouseman
+and clerk on the quay, where he now held a
+position of trust as Holm's right-hand man. He was
+a short, bandy-legged man, with a humorous face set
+in a frame of shaggy whiskers, and a remarkably mobile
+play of feature. Agile as a cat, he could walk on his
+hands as easily as others on their feet, and, despite his
+fifty-five years, he turned out regularly on Contrition
+Day to compete with the boys for prizes in the park;
+and he was a hard man to beat!</p>
+
+<p>"Paal he can never be serious," complained Andrine,
+his wife, who was something of a melancholy character
+herself, and constantly endeavouring to drag him
+along to various meetings and assemblies which Paal
+as regularly evaded on some pretext or other.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_26" id="Page_26" title="[Pg 26]"></a>
+Holm's relations with his old comrade and subordinate
+were of a curious character. Down at the quay,
+when they were alone, they addressed each other in
+familiar terms, as equals; but in public, Bramsen was
+always the respectful employee, observing all formalities
+towards his master.</p>
+
+<p>When the message came down from the office
+that Mr. Holm would be coming down to the waterside
+at 7.30 in the morning to see him, Bramsen turned
+thoughtful.</p>
+
+<p>They had held a similar conference once, some
+years before, when the firm of Knut G. Holm looked
+like going to ruin&mdash;Heaven send it was not something
+of the same sort now!</p>
+
+<p>Holm looked irritable and out of sorts. "Bramsen,"
+he said, "I'm sick and tired of the whole blessed
+business."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen scratched his chin meditatively, and laid
+his head on one side. "H'm," he observed after a
+pause. "More trouble with that there guinea-pig up
+at the bank, fussing about bills and that sort?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, nothing to do with that. We're all right
+as far as money goes."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, eh? But you're put out about something,
+that's plain to see. Liver out of order, perhaps?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no!"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, then, there's nothing else that I can see."</p>
+
+<p>"It's those wretched youngsters of mine."</p>
+
+<p>"Ho, is that all?"</p>
+
+<p>"All! As if it wasn't enough! I tell you they're
+going stark mad, the pair of them."</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to me they've been that way a long time
+now."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_27" id="Page_27" title="[Pg 27]"></a>
+"Oh, it's all very well to talk like that. But really,
+it's getting beyond all bearing. William's taken it
+into his head to go and be a painter."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and not a bad thing, either, as long as he
+does the work decently, with plenty of driers and not
+too much oil in the mixing. Look at Erlandsen up
+the river, he's made a good thing out of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, not that sort of painting. It's an artist, I
+mean. Painting pictures and things."</p>
+
+<p>"Pictures!" Bramsen looked dumbfounded.
+"Painting pictures? Well, blister me if I ever heard
+the like. Wait a bit, though&mdash;there was Olsen, the
+verger; he'd a boy, I remember, a slip of a fellow
+with gold spectacles and consumption, he used to mess
+about with that sort of thing. But he never made a
+living out of it&mdash;didn't live long, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"But that's not the worst of it, Bramsen. There's
+Marie&mdash;she wants to be a singer."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen almost fell off the sugar-box on which he
+was seated.</p>
+
+<p>"Singer&mdash;what! Singing for money, d'you mean?
+Going round with a hat?"</p>
+
+<p>"Something very much like it, anyway&mdash;only it'll
+be my money that goes into the hat. What are we
+to do about it, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"H'm ... Couldn't you pack the boy off to sea?
+And the young lady&mdash;send her to a school to do needlework
+and such like?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, what's the good of talking like that? No,
+my dear man, young people nowadays don't let themselves
+be sent anywhere that way. There's the pair
+of them, they simply laugh at us."</p>
+
+<p>Holm walked back to the office deep in thought.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_28" id="Page_28" title="[Pg 28]"></a>
+On his return, he found Hans Martinsen, and Berg, the
+organist, awaiting him.</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen remained seated on his sugar-box and
+murmured to himself: "Well, it's a nice apple-pie
+for Knut Holm, that it is. Lord, but they children
+can be the very devil."</p>
+
+<p>A little later, Garner came down to the quay, and
+found Bramsen still meditating on his box.</p>
+
+<p>"What's wrong with the old man to-day, Bramsen?
+He looks as if he was going in for the deaf-and-dumb
+school; there's no getting a word out of him."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen sat for quite a while without answering.
+Then at last he said solemnly:</p>
+
+<p>"It's my humble opinion, and that's none so humble
+after all, that there's a deal of what you might call
+contrapasts in this here world."</p>
+
+<p>"Meaning to say?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's plain enough. Folk that's got a retipation,
+they does all they can to lose it, and they that hasn't,
+why&mdash;there's no understanding them till they've got
+one."</p>
+
+<p>Garner was still in the dark as to whither all this
+wisdom tended, and began absently slitting up a coffee-sack.</p>
+
+<p>"Look you, Garner," Bramsen went on. "It's this
+way with the women: they've each their station here
+in life, as by the Lord appointed. Some gets married,
+and some goes school-teaching, or out in service, and
+such-like&mdash;and all that sort, they stick to their retipation;
+but the woman that goes about singing for
+money in a hat, her retipation's like a broken window&mdash;it's
+out and gone to bits and done with."</p>
+
+<p>Garner laughed and looked inquiringly at the other.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_29" id="Page_29" title="[Pg 29]"></a>
+"<em>Now</em>, do you understand, Garner, what's the
+trouble with Holm?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, so that's what you're getting at, is it? Miss
+Holm wants to go on the stage."</p>
+
+<p>"Singing, my boy; singing for money, and if so
+be that was to happen to any daughter of mine, I'd
+give her a dose of something to make her lose her
+voice&mdash;ay, if it was rat poison, I would."</p>
+
+<p>It was a regular thing for Garner and Bramsen to
+have a comfortable chat down at the waterside, when
+the old sailor would generally relate some of his experiences
+at sea. These yarns especially delighted
+Garner, who came of a peasant stock himself, and
+knew nothing of the sea or foreign parts until he came
+to the town. He tried now to open up the subject
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"Ever been in the Arctic, Bramsen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Have I? Why, I should think so. I was up
+that way in '76, on a whaling trip with Svend Foya."</p>
+
+<p>It was a habit of Bramsen's at the beginning of a
+story to make some attempt at a literary style, but he
+invariably dropped it as he went on.</p>
+
+<p>"Dangerous business, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, that's as you take it or as you make it. If
+one of the brutes gets your boat with a flick of his tail,
+there's an end of you, of course. I remember once
+we were after a big fellow; had a shot at him and got
+in just aft of the spout-holes. And then, take my
+word for it, he led us a dance. Off he went, full-speed
+ahead, and us full speed astern, but blister me if he
+didn't win the tug-of-war and sail off with us at nineteen
+knots, till we were cutting along like a torpedo
+boat. He wasn't winded, ye see, for his blowpipe<a class="pagenum" name="Page_30" id="Page_30" title="[Pg 30]"></a>
+was intact, and his gear below-decks sound and ship-shape.
+But at last we got him fairly run down, and
+settled him with a straight one through the heart."</p>
+
+<p>"A whale's heart must be pretty big?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, he's what you might call a large-hearted
+beast. About the size of a middling chest o' drawers
+or a chiffonier."</p>
+
+<p>"Rough on a whale, then, if he got heart disease,"
+laughed Garner.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, as to that, I suppose it would be in proportion,
+as you might say. But he's built pretty well to
+scale in the other parts as well, with his main arteries
+about as big round as a chimney."</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder you didn't go up with Nansen to the
+Pole."</p>
+
+<p>"And what for, I'd like to know? Messing about
+among a lot of nasty Eskimos; no, thankye, I'd a
+better use for my time." And Bramsen went on
+again with his whaling yarns for a spell, until Garner
+found it was time to get back to the shop.</p>
+
+<p>Outside the store shed sat a row of urchins fishing
+from the edge of the quay. Bramsen was a popular
+character among the waterside boys; he would chat
+and fish with them at off-times, or help them in the
+manufacture of a patent "knock-out" bait, from a
+recipe of his own, the chief ingredients being flour and
+spirits. There was always a shout of delight when
+the small fish appeared at the surface, belly upwards.
+But to-day the knock-out drops appeared to fail of
+their effect, whether because the fish had grown used
+to French brandy, or for some other reason. Bramsen
+soon left the boys to their own devices, and went back
+into the shed. Here, to his astonishment, he found<a class="pagenum" name="Page_31" id="Page_31" title="[Pg 31]"></a>
+Amanda, his daughter and only child, weeping in a
+corner.</p>
+
+<p>Amanda was about fifteen, a lanky slip of a girl,
+with her hair in a thick plait down her back, twinkling
+dark brown eyes, and a bright, pleasant face.</p>
+
+<p>"Saints and sea-serpents&mdash;you here, child? What's
+amiss now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mother&mdash;mother wants us to go to meeting this
+evening, and you promised we should go to the theatre
+and see <i>Monkey Tricks</i>, and they say it's the funniest
+piece."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen grew suddenly thoughtful. What if the
+child were to go getting ideas into her head, like Miss
+Holm, and want to go about singing with a hat&mdash;h'm,
+perhaps after all it might be as well to take her to the
+meeting with Andrine.</p>
+
+<p>But the mere suggestion sent Amanda off into a
+fresh burst of tears.</p>
+
+<p>"There, there, child, I'll take you to the theatre,
+then, but on one condition."</p>
+
+<p>Amanda looked up expectantly. "Yes?"</p>
+
+<p>"You're never to think of singing for money yourself,
+or going on the stage, or anything like that. You
+understand?"</p>
+
+<p>The girl had no idea of what was in his mind, and
+answered mechanically, "No, father&mdash;and you'll take
+me to see <i>Monkey Tricks</i> after all?"</p>
+
+<p>"All right! but don't let your mother know, that's
+all."</p>
+
+<p>Amanda was out of the door like an arrow, and
+hurried home at full speed. That evening she and
+her father sat up in the gallery, thoroughly enjoying
+themselves. Bramsen, it must be confessed, had<a class="pagenum" name="Page_32" id="Page_32" title="[Pg 32]"></a>
+taken the title literally, and waited expectantly all
+through the piece for the monkey to appear, and was
+disappointed in consequence, but seeing Amanda so
+delighted with the play as it was, he said nothing about
+it. Had he been alone he would have demanded his
+money back; after all, it was rank swindling to
+advertise a piece as Monkey Tricks, when there wasn't
+a monkey.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, Andrine had gone to the meeting, and
+waited patiently for the others to appear&mdash;they had
+promised to come on after. Here, however, she was
+disappointed, as usual.</p>
+
+<p>When the backsliders came home, they found her
+deploring the vanity of this world, the imperfections
+of our mortal life, and the weakness of human clay
+against the powers of evil.</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen and Amanda let her go on, as they always
+did, exchanging glances the while; occasionally, when
+her back was turned, Bramsen would make the most
+ludicrous faces, until Amanda had to go out into the
+kitchen and laugh.</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen was fond of his wife; she was indeed so
+good-hearted and unselfish that no one could help it;
+while Amanda, for her part, respected her mother as
+the only one who could keep her in order. And indeed
+it was needed, "with a father that never so much as
+thought of punishing the child."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen himself had never been thrashed in his
+life, except by his comrades as a boy, and had always
+conscientiously paid back in full. He had had no
+experience of the chastening rod, and could not conceive
+that anything of the sort was needed for Amanda.
+Consequently, the relation between father and daughter<a class="pagenum" name="Page_33" id="Page_33" title="[Pg 33]"></a>
+was of the nature of an alliance as between friends,
+and as the years went on, the pair of them were
+constantly combining forces to outwit Andrine.</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen had no idea of the value of money, or its
+proper use and application, wherefore Andrine had,
+in course of time, taken over charge of the family
+finances, and kept the savings-bank book,&mdash;a treasure
+which Bramsen himself was allowed to view on rare
+occasions, and then only from the outside, its contents
+being quite literally a closed book to him. Amanda
+and he would often put their heads together and fall
+to guessing how much there might be in the book,
+"taking it roughly like," but the riddle remained
+unsolved.</p>
+
+<p>Every month Bramsen brought home his pay and
+delivered it dutifully into Andrine's hands; he made
+no mention, however, of the ten-shilling rise that had
+been given him, but spent the money on little extras
+and outings for himself and Amanda, whom he found
+it hard to refuse at any time.</p>
+
+<p>A month before, it had been her great wish to have
+an album "to write poetry in"; all the other girls
+in her class had one, and she simply couldn't be the
+only one without. Bramsen could not understand
+what pleasure there was to be got out of such an
+article; much better to get a song book with printed
+words and have done with it. But Amanda scorned the
+suggestion, and the album was duly bought. She had
+got two entries in it already, one from Verger <span class="sic" title="[sic]">Klemmeken</span>
+of Strandvik, an old friend of her father's, who
+wrote in big straggling letters:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"Whene'er these humble lines you see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I pray that you'll remember me."<br /></span>
+<a class="pagenum" name="Page_34" id="Page_34" title="[Pg 34]"></a></div></div>
+
+<p>and one from Miss Tobiesen, an old lady at the infirmary,
+who had been engaged seven times, and therefore
+judged it appropriate to quote:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"'Tis better to have loved and lost<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Than never to have loved at all."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Amanda then insisted that her father should contribute
+something, but Bramsen declared in the first
+place that the album was much too fine a thing for
+his clumsy fist, and furthermore, that he couldn't hit
+on anything to write. Amanda, however, gave him no
+peace till he consented, and at last, after much effort,
+the worthy man achieved the following gem:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"I, Amanda's only father,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Love her very much but rather<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Fear she causes lots of bother<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To her wise and loving mother."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>This elegant composition was unfortunately not appreciated
+by Amanda, who, to tell the truth, was highly
+displeased. Fancy writing such a thing in her book&mdash;why,
+the whole class would laugh at her. Bramsen
+was obliged to scratch it out, but in so doing, scratched
+a hole in the paper, leaving no alternative but to take
+out the page altogether, much to Amanda's disgust.</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen's highest ambition in life was to be master
+of a steamboat; not one of the big vessels that go as
+far as China, say, or Copenhagen&mdash;that, he realised,
+was out of the question, in view of his large contempt
+for examinations, mate's certificates and book-learning
+generally. The goal of his desire, the aim of all his
+dearest dreams, was a tugboat, a smart little devil
+of a craft with a proper wheel-house amidships and
+booms and hawsers aft.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_35" id="Page_35" title="[Pg 35]"></a>
+A grand life it would be, to go fussing about up and
+down the fjord, meeting old acquaintances among
+the fishermen and pilots&mdash;yo, heave ho, my lads! He
+had often suggested to Andrine that the contents of
+the savings-bank book might be devoted to the purchase
+of a tug, but Andrine would cross herself piously, and
+urge him to combat all temptation and evil inspirations
+of the sort. Bramsen could not see anything
+desperately evil in the idea himself; he found it more
+depressing to think that he should spend the remainder
+of his days in the stuffy atmosphere of the warehouse
+on the quay. Was it reasonable, now, for a man like
+himself to be planted, like a geranium in a flower-pot,
+among sugar-boxes, flour-sacks, and store-keeping
+trash?</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, life's a queer old tangle sometimes," murmured
+Bramsen to himself, "and we've got to make the best
+of it, I suppose." And he cast a longing glance through
+the doorway of the shed, at Johnsen, of the tug <i>Rap</i>,
+steaming down the fjord with his tow.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_36" id="Page_36" title="[Pg 36]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV<br />
+HERMANSEN OF THE BANK</h2>
+
+
+<p>Hermansen was manager of the local bank.
+He and Knut Holm had never been friends,
+and though outwardly their relations were
+to all seeming amicable enough, the attitude of each
+toward the other was really one of armed neutrality.</p>
+
+<p>The banker was in all things cold, precise and
+dignified, with a military stiffness of bearing, and
+devoid of all softer sentiment or feeling.</p>
+
+<p>Entrenched behind his counter at the bank, he would
+glance frigidly at any bill presented, and if the security
+appeared to him insufficient, he would hand it back
+with the remark: "We have no money to-day,"
+though the coffers might be full to bursting.</p>
+
+<p>He was an old bachelor, and Holm was wont to
+declare that if Hermansen, at the Creation, had been
+set in Adam's place in the Garden of Eden and found
+himself alone with Eve, he would have declined to
+discount any promissory notes of hers, and our planet
+in consequence have been as uninhabited as the
+moon.</p>
+
+<p>Hermansen was really quite a good-looking man;
+his tall, slender figure in tight-fitting coat, his iron-grey
+hair brushed a little forward on either side of his
+clean-shaven face, the narrow, close-set lips, combined<a class="pagenum" name="Page_37" id="Page_37" title="[Pg 37]"></a>
+to give him an appearance of distinction fitted for a
+member of the diplomatic corps.</p>
+
+<p>He was a smart man of business, not only in the
+affairs of the bank, but also for his own account.
+Whenever an opportunity occurred of making money,
+whether by purchase of real property, bankrupt stock
+or other means, he was always ready to step in at the
+most favourable moment. He was generally considered
+one of the richest men in the town, and could afford
+to speculate at long sight; he was too wise, however,
+to give any grounds for the suspicion that he took
+undue advantage of his position. But, as Holm would
+say, "he's a devilish sharp nose, all the same; he can
+smell a coming failure years before the man himself
+has ever thought of it." And it was Holm's great
+ambition to get the better of him and make the banker
+burn his fingers in a way he should remember. But
+it was no easy matter, and up to now all his attempts
+in that direction had recoiled upon himself.</p>
+
+<p>There was that affair of the building site behind
+the Town Hall, for instance; Holm's temper went
+up to boiling point even now whenever he thought
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>Hermansen, he knew, had had an eye on the place
+for years, and Holm was sure that by snapping it up
+himself he would be able to make a few hundred pounds
+by selling it again to his rival. Accordingly, when the
+site was put up for auction, he bought it in himself
+under the very nose of the banker, and gladly paid
+five hundred for it, though he knew four hundred would
+have been nearer the mark.</p>
+
+<p>On the day following the sale he encountered Hermansen
+in the street.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_38" id="Page_38" title="[Pg 38]"></a>
+"Ah, Mr. Holm, so you were left with that site
+yesterday?"</p>
+
+<p>Aha, thought Holm, he's working up to it already.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, I thought I'd take it. Fine bit of
+ground, you know, splendid situation&mdash;but I'm open
+to sell, at a reasonable advance, of course."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks very much&mdash;but I'm not a buyer myself.
+By the way, I suppose you know there's a condition
+attached to the building: no windows to overlook the
+Town Hall. That means the frontage will have to
+be in the little back street behind, on the shady side.
+H'm, lowers the value of the property, of course.
+Still, taking it all round, I should say it was quite a
+fair deal."</p>
+
+<p>Holm stood looking helplessly after him; he had
+had no idea of any such condition attached, and the
+thought of his oversight made him furious for months
+after. The site lay there vacant to this day, a piece
+of waste ground, with a big open ditch running through
+it. Vindt, the stockbroker, had named it "Holm's
+Canal," after a larger and more celebrated piece of
+water with which Knut Holm had nothing to do. And
+some ill-disposed person had written to the local
+paper, complaining of the "stink" which arose from
+the water in question.</p>
+
+<p>Holm found the office considerably pleasanter and
+more comfortable since Miss Betty's installation. An
+outward and visible sign of the change was the vase
+of fresh flowers which she placed on the desk each
+morning, showing that even a dusty office might be
+made to look cheerful and nice.</p>
+
+<p>Already the two of them chatted together as if they
+had known each other for years, and the relations<a class="pagenum" name="Page_39" id="Page_39" title="[Pg 39]"></a>
+between master and employee grew more and more
+cordial.</p>
+
+<p>Holm, of course, was always the one to open conversation;
+he talked, indeed, at times to such an extent
+that Betty was obliged to beg him to stop, as she could
+not get on with her work. This generally led to a
+pause of a quarter of an hour or so, during which
+Holm would sit watching her over his glasses while
+she entered up from daybook to ledger with a certain
+careless ease. Wonderful, thought Holm to himself,
+how attractive a fair-haired girl can look when she's
+dark eyebrows and eyelashes, and those blue eyes.
+Pity she always keeps her mouth tight shut, and hides
+her lovely teeth.</p>
+
+<p>He sat lost in contemplation, watching her so intently
+that she flushed right up to her fair head.</p>
+
+<p>"There's the telephone, Mr. Holm," she said
+desperately, at last, by way of diverting his attention.</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks very much, but I never use the telephone
+myself. I don't care to stand there like a fool talking
+down a tube, and likely as not with half a dozen people
+listening all over the place. No, thank you, I don't
+think my special brand of eloquence is suited to the
+telephone service."</p>
+
+<p>Holm always refused to speak to people on the
+telephone, possibly because he knew that he often
+said a good deal without reflection and did not care
+to have witnesses to it, afterwards. Anyhow, he
+regarded the telephone as one of the plagues of modern
+times. "If the devil had offered a prize," he would
+say, "for the best instrument of bother and annoyance
+to mankind, that fellow Edison should have
+got it."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_40" id="Page_40" title="[Pg 40]"></a>
+The telephone rang, and Betty went to answer it.</p>
+
+<p>"It's Nilson, the broker, wants to speak to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Ask what it is."</p>
+
+<p>"He says the big Spanish ship that came in the other
+day with a cargo of salt for Hoeg's is to be sold by
+auction for bottoming, and he thinks it's to be had at
+a bargain."</p>
+
+<p>"Right! thanks very much. I'll think about it."</p>
+
+<p>Holm brightened up at the prospect of a deal, and
+forgot all about Betty, blue eyes, dark lashes, fair
+hair and all.</p>
+
+<p>"Garner, get hold of Bramsen sharp as ever you
+can, and tell him to go on board that Spaniard at
+Hoeg's wharf, and have a thorough look round."</p>
+
+<p>A few minutes later Bramsen himself appeared,
+breathless with haste.</p>
+
+<p>"I've been on board already, Mr. Holm, pretty
+near every evening. They've a nigger cook that plays
+all sorts of dance tunes on a bit of a clay warbler he's
+got; it's really worth hearing...."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes, but the vessel herself. Is she any good,
+do you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, not much, I take it, though it doesn't show,
+perhaps. I talked to the carpenter, and he said her
+bottom was as full of holes as a rusty sieve; it's only
+the paint that keeps her afloat. He showed me a
+queer thing too, that carpenter; I've never seen anything
+like it."</p>
+
+<p>"What sort of a thing?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was a magic cow, he said, got it in Pensacola.
+You just wind it up, and it walks along the deck, and
+lowers its head and says, 'Moo-oh!'"</p>
+
+<p>"What about the upper works?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_41" id="Page_41" title="[Pg 41]"></a>
+"Well, I didn't see the works. But the upper
+part's just brown hide, stuffed, I suppose."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense, man; it's the ship I mean."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes&mdash;well, she's smart enough to look at,
+with lashings of paint and gilding and brass fittings
+everywhere&mdash;the Spanish owner's no fool, I'll be
+bound. Bottoming, indeed; I don't believe a word
+of it."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mean! why,"&mdash;Bramsen lowered his voice&mdash;"it's
+just a fake, if you ask me, to make folk think they've
+got an easy bargain."</p>
+
+<p>"Anyone else been on board looking round?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Skipper Heil was there all day yesterday."</p>
+
+<p>"Heil? Wasn't he skipper of Hermansen's <i>Valkyrie</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's it! And I'm pretty sure 'twas Hermansen
+sent him down to look."</p>
+
+<p>"Bramsen, listen to me. Not a word to a soul of
+what you know about the ship; you've got to be
+dumb as a doorpost. If anyone asks, you can tell
+them in confidence that I sent you to look over her,
+and not a word more, you understand?"</p>
+
+<p>"Right you are, Mr. Holm. But you're not thinking
+of going in for the business yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>"You leave that to me."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good, Mr. Holm."</p>
+
+<p>When Bramsen was gone, Holm strode up and
+down the office deep in thought.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder, now, if we couldn't manage to nail old
+Hermansen there. H'm. It's risky, but I must have
+a try at it all the same."</p>
+
+<p>He put on his hat, and continued his sentry-go up<a class="pagenum" name="Page_42" id="Page_42" title="[Pg 42]"></a>
+and down, with his thumbs in the armholes of his
+waistcoat. Already he saw in his mind's eye the
+Spaniard hauled up to the repair shops, and plate
+after plate taken out of her bottom, till only the
+superstructure remained. And finally, he himself,
+as representative of the concern, would go up to the
+bank and present a bill for the repairs&mdash;a bill running
+into three&mdash;four&mdash;five figures!</p>
+
+<p>He fairly tingled at the thought of that bill. Seven-sixteenth-inch
+plates, re-riveting, frame-pieces and all
+the various items Lloyds could hit upon as needful.</p>
+
+<p>It was no easy matter to work out a plan of operations
+on the spur of the moment. But there was no
+time to be lost. It was Wednesday already, and the
+ship was to be put up for auction on the Friday.</p>
+
+<p>First of all, he must go on board himself, openly,
+as a prospective buyer. This, he knew, would be at
+once reported to Hermansen, who would have his
+intelligence department at work.</p>
+
+<p>On Thursday afternoon, then, Holm boarded the
+Spaniard accordingly, and went over the vessel
+thoroughly in the hope that Hermansen would get a
+report that he, Holm, was keenly interested.</p>
+
+<p>Early Friday morning he went down again, and was
+climbing up the ladder on the port side, but on glancing
+over the bulwarks he perceived the clean-shaven face
+of the banker, who was just coming on board from
+the opposite side.</p>
+
+<p>Holm's first impulse was to bundle off again quickly,
+but in stepping down, he managed to tread on
+Bramsen's fingers, eliciting a howl which brought the
+whole crew hurrying along to see what was the matter.
+There was nothing for it now but to go on board,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_43" id="Page_43" title="[Pg 43]"></a>
+which he did, nodding in the friendliest fashion to
+Hermansen as he came up.</p>
+
+<p>"We're competitors, then, it seems," said the
+banker politely.</p>
+
+<p>"I think not," said Holm seriously. "She's very
+badly built, and I don't feel like going in for it myself."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes? I dare say," answered the banker, with a
+sidelong glance at Holm, who appeared to be scrutinising
+the upper rigging.</p>
+
+<p>"The fore and aft bulkheads are shaky too," said
+Holm, well knowing that these were as good as could
+be. Indeed, had the rest been up to the same standard,
+the vessel would have been worth buying.</p>
+
+<p>Hermansen walked forward, and Holm went aft.
+On completing the round, they came face to face
+once more.</p>
+
+<p>"Bottom's not up to much, from what I hear,"
+remarked Holm casually, as he climbed over the rail
+on his way down.</p>
+
+<p>"Very possible&mdash;very possible." There was a
+slight vibration in the banker's voice as he spoke,
+and Holm judged that things were going to be as he
+wished.</p>
+
+<p>The auction was fixed for one o'clock, and Holm was
+there punctually to the moment. Hermansen was
+nowhere to be seen. "Funny," thought Holm to
+himself. "I hope to goodness he hasn't smelt a rat."</p>
+
+<p>The conditions of sale were read; the bidding to be
+understood as in agreement therewith.</p>
+
+<p>At last the banker appeared, and sat down unobtrusively
+in a corner. His presence always made
+itself felt in any gathering, as imparting a certain
+solemnity to the occasion. Holm, who had been<a class="pagenum" name="Page_44" id="Page_44" title="[Pg 44]"></a>
+chatting gaily with the magistrate and Advocate
+Schneider, sat down quietly.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, gentlemen, to business. The frigate, <i>Don
+Almariva</i>, is offered for sale to the highest bidder,
+subject to the conditions just read. What offers?"</p>
+
+<p>"2000," said Holm. A long pause followed.</p>
+
+<p>"2000 offered, 2000. Any advance on 2000....
+Come, gentlemen...."</p>
+
+<p>Holm began to feel uneasy.</p>
+
+<p>"2050." It was the banker's sonorous voice.</p>
+
+<p>"2200," snapped out Holm, on the instant.</p>
+
+<p>"2250," from the corner, a little more promptly
+than before.</p>
+
+<p>"2400," Holm was there again at once.</p>
+
+<p>Matters were getting critical now: Holm sat looking
+steadily in front of him, not daring to look round.
+The minutes were uncomfortably long, he felt as if
+he were on a switchback, or in the throes of approaching
+sea-sickness.</p>
+
+<p>"2400&mdash;two thousand four hundred pounds offered,
+gentlemen. Any advance on 2400? 2400, going&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Holm was on the verge of apoplexy now. What
+if he should have to present that bill for repairs to
+himself, after all?</p>
+
+<p>Skipper Heil moved over to Hermansen and
+whispered in his ear. All were turned towards the
+pair&mdash;all save Holm, who sat as before, stiff as a statue
+in his place, looking rigidly before him.</p>
+
+<p>The auctioneer stood with his hammer raised, his
+eyes on the banker in his corner.</p>
+
+<p>"Going&mdash;going&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"2500," said the banker. At last!</p>
+
+<p>Holm gave a start as if something had pricked him<a class="pagenum" name="Page_45" id="Page_45" title="[Pg 45]"></a>
+behind, and looked across with a curious expression
+at Hermansen, who sat as impassive as ever.</p>
+
+<p>The hammer fell. Holm went across to the banker,
+raised his hat and bowed. "Congratulations, my dear
+sir; the vessel's yours. A little faulty in the bottom,
+as I mentioned before, but still, taking it all round,
+<em>I should say it was quite a fair deal</em>!"</p>
+
+<p>Holm went out into the street, and, meeting Bramsen,
+who had been present out of curiosity, took him by
+the shoulders and shook him. "Bramsen, my boy,
+I've got him this time. Hermansen's let himself in
+for it with a vengeance!"</p>
+
+<p>"Lord, Mr. Holm, but you gave me a fright before
+it was over. I don't believe I've ever been in such a
+tremble all my sinful life&mdash;unless it was the time I
+jumped across old Weismann's bull."</p>
+
+<p>"Weismann's bull? What was that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, it was one day I was standing outside the
+warehouse as innocent as a babe unborn, filling up a
+herring barrel, and before I knew where I was there
+was a great beast of a bull rushing down on me at full
+gallop. They'd been taking him down to the slaughter-house,
+and he'd broke away. Well, I couldn't get into
+the barrel, seeing it was more than half full as it was,
+and there wasn't time to get across to the sheds; the
+brute's horns were right on top of me, like a huge
+great pitchfork, and I reckoned Paal Abrahamsen's
+days were numbered. And then suddenly I got a
+revelation. I took a one&mdash;two&mdash;three, hop and a
+jump, and just as the beast thought he'd got me on
+the nail, up I went with an elegant somersault and
+landed clean astride of him, as neat as a&mdash;as an
+<span class="sic" title="[sic]">equidestrian</span> statue."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_46" id="Page_46" title="[Pg 46]"></a>
+"But how did you get down again?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, that was as easy as winking, seeing he flung
+me off and down Mrs. Brekke's cellar stairs, so I felt
+it a fortnight after."</p>
+
+<p>On his way down to the office, Holm met a number
+of people who were all anxious to know who had bought
+the Spaniard. Holm was at no pains to uphold <i>Don
+Almariva's</i> reputation. When Nilsen the broker came
+up to congratulate him on his supposed purchase, he
+exclaimed: "Not me, my lad! Why, she's full of
+holes as a rusty sieve." And he walked off, singing:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"He needs be something more than bold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Who'd fill his purse with Spanish gold."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Altogether, it was a red-letter day for Knut Holm.
+And on entering the office he confided to Betty that
+he had paid Banker Hermansen in full for that matter
+of the building site. He told her, also, how he and the
+banker had been secretly at war for years past, confessing
+frankly that up to now the honours had been
+with the other side.</p>
+
+<p>It was Hermansen who had hindered his election to
+the Town Council, and possibly afterwards to parliament;
+all along he had barred his way&mdash;until now.
+And to-day, at last, the wind had changed, he had
+gained his first victory; now perhaps the banker's
+fortunes would begin to wane, in the town and farther
+afield&mdash;for he was a man of some influence in the
+country generally.</p>
+
+<p>Holm stood at first bent slightly over the desk, but
+as he talked, and his enthusiasm increased, he drew
+himself up, a figure of such power and energy that
+Betty felt the banker would need to be well equipped<a class="pagenum" name="Page_47" id="Page_47" title="[Pg 47]"></a>
+indeed to outdo him. She grew more and more
+interested as he went on, following him with her eyes,
+until he came over to her and said: "I don't mind
+telling you, Miss Betty, it's not only Banker Hermansen,
+but the whole pack of them in the town here,
+that shrugged their shoulders and laughed behind my
+back at everything I did.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and I've felt it, too, you may be sure, though
+I didn't show it. I've been cheerful and easy-going
+all along, and, thanks to that, I can say I've done
+two things at least: I've pleased my friends and
+vexed my enemies!</p>
+
+<p>"And then the children upstairs, they've never
+really understood me; just looked on me as a sort of
+automatic machine for laying golden eggs. Lord, but
+I'd like to put their nose out of joint one day, the
+whole lot of them&mdash;make them take off their hats and
+look up to see where Knut G. Holm had got to."</p>
+
+<p>He tried to take her hand, but she drew it back
+sharply, and with a blush retreated behind the shelter
+of her books.</p>
+
+<p>"You think I'm a queer sort, don't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not that, Mr. Holm. I was thinking you're a
+strong man. I've always longed to meet men that
+were not afraid to face the real hard things of
+life."</p>
+
+<p>"You're right in that; one doesn't often find a
+man who's ready to risk anything really for his own
+convictions. It's easy enough to get into one's shell
+and rub along comfortably in flannel and carpet slippers,
+to shout with the crowd and agree politely to all that's
+said, be generally amiable and popular accordingly&mdash;but
+it's too cramped and stifling for me. I must have<a class="pagenum" name="Page_48" id="Page_48" title="[Pg 48]"></a>
+room to breathe, if I have to get out in the cold to
+do it."</p>
+
+<p>He strode through into the shop, and she heard
+him talking to Garner about having the whole of the
+premises altered now, lighter and brighter, with big
+plate-glass windows, and the floor sunk to make it
+loftier.</p>
+
+<p>Betty sat for a long while thinking deeply over
+what Holm had said. Several times she turned to
+her books, but only to fall back into the same train of
+thought; somehow it was impossible to work to-day.</p>
+
+<p>A strange man, he was, indeed, and she did not
+quite like his being so confidential towards her. But
+an honest heart, of that she felt sure, and a man one
+could not help liking and helping as far as one could.
+Holm came into the office a little while after, and
+found it empty. Betty had gone. He stood awhile
+by her desk, then picked up the glass with the yellow
+roses in, and smelt them.</p>
+
+<p>"Women, women"&mdash;he looked at the roses&mdash;"these
+little trifles are the weapons that count. H'm. Now
+would it be so strange after all if I did marry again?
+There's not much comfort to be looked for upstairs
+as things are now&mdash;and she's a clever girl as well as
+pretty. The youngsters, of course, would make no
+end of fuss, but I'd have to put up with that."</p>
+
+<p>Just then William came in, smoking a cigarette.</p>
+
+<p>"Wanted to speak to you, father."</p>
+
+<p>"Right you are, my boy! speak away!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's like this. Marie and I, we can't go on
+as we have been doing lately."</p>
+
+<p>Holm turned quickly. "You mean to say you're
+going to turn over a new leaf?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_49" id="Page_49" title="[Pg 49]"></a>
+"I mean, we must get away from here. Marie's
+budding talent will never thrive here, and I&mdash;I shall
+grow stale if I don't get away soon. We want to
+travel."</p>
+
+<p>"I see&mdash;well, travel along with you then; don't
+mind me."</p>
+
+<p>"We want to go to Paris. Mrs. Rantzau, who is
+herself a distinguished artist, says it's the only thing
+for us, to go to Paris and complete our education.
+There is no hope of developing one's talents in a place
+like this&mdash;they simply wither and die."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, that would be a pity."</p>
+
+<p>"Father, you must let us go. Don't you think
+yourself, you ought to make some little sacrifice for
+your only son?"</p>
+
+<p>"You think I haven't done enough? Wasn't it
+for your sake I married your foster-mother? Haven't
+I thrown away hundreds of pounds on your miserable
+education as you call it, and your fantastic inventions
+in the engineering line that never came to anything?
+I could ill spare the money at the time, I can assure
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, now I suppose we're to have the old story
+over again, with the £150."</p>
+
+<p>"It won't do you any harm to hear it again. Where
+would you have been, or I and the lot of us, in
+1875, if Knut G. Holm hadn't got that £150 from
+C. Henrik Pettersen. Down and under, and that with
+a vengeance."</p>
+
+<p>"It was very good of Pettersen, I'm sure."</p>
+
+<p>"Pettersen it was; it couldn't have been anyone
+else. The money was sent anonymously, as you
+know, the very morning I was thinking of putting up<a class="pagenum" name="Page_50" id="Page_50" title="[Pg 50]"></a>
+the shutters and giving up for good. Just the money,
+and a slip of paper, no business heading, only 'Herewith
+£150, a gift from one who wishes you well.' That
+was all, no signature, only a cross, or an 'x' or whatever
+it was, at the foot."</p>
+
+<p>"Only an 'x'?"</p>
+
+<p>"That was absolutely all. I puzzled my brains to
+think out who the good soul could be, but could never
+bring it round to anyone but C. Henrik Pettersen, my
+old friend. Though it wasn't like him, and that's the
+truth."</p>
+
+<p>"You mean he was close-fisted generally?"</p>
+
+<p>"He was a business man, my boy, if ever there was
+one. But we knew each other better than most. I
+was in the know about his dairy butter at fifty per cent.
+profit&mdash;though the Lord knows I wouldn't say a word
+against him now he's dead and gone."</p>
+
+<p>"But didn't you ask him straight out if it was he
+that sent the money?"</p>
+
+<p>"I should think I did. But he was one of those
+people that won't say more than they want to. I
+could never make him out myself. He used to just
+sit there and smile and never say a word, but got me
+on to talk instead."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I suppose it couldn't be anyone else?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was him sure enough. He was an old bachelor,
+and an eccentric sort of fellow, with nobody to leave
+his money to, so it wasn't altogether strange he should
+send me that little bit of all he'd made, in return for
+all the yarns I'd told to brighten him up. Anyway,
+things took a turn for the better after that, and I
+pulled round all right, so I've nothing to worry about
+now, in spite of all you've cost me."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_51" id="Page_51" title="[Pg 51]"></a>
+"It wasn't so much, I'm sure. And if only that
+aerial torpedo of mine had gone right, I'd have paid
+you back with interest."</p>
+
+<p>"But it went wrong&mdash;and so did you, my good sir;
+and if you talk about sacrifice, why, I think it was
+sacrifice enough, after I'd thrown away £200 on the
+wretched thing, to come out myself to the parade
+ground and see the thing go awry."</p>
+
+<p>"By an unfortunate accident."</p>
+
+<p>"A very fortunate accident, if you ask me, that
+it didn't come down where we stood, or it might have
+done for a whole crowd of innocent folk that were
+simple enough to come out and look."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know, I'm sure, what you want to drag
+up that old story again for."</p>
+
+<p>"Because I want you to keep to earth in future.
+Stay at home&mdash;on the mat, if you like it that way."</p>
+
+<p>"Will you help us to go to Paris, or will you not?"</p>
+
+<p>"Honestly, then, I should call it throwing money
+away to do anything of the sort."</p>
+
+<p>"But if you knew that people who really know
+something about art considered it absolutely necessary
+for our future, for the development of our talents as
+artists, then would you let us go?"</p>
+
+<p>"Competent judges to decide, you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"If you will, we've both of us faith enough in our
+calling, and in our future as artists."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that sounds reasonable enough, I admit."</p>
+
+<p>"You will not accept Mrs<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span> Rantzau's decision
+alone? She is well known, not only as a teacher of
+singing herself, but her husband had a great reputation
+as an author and art critic, so she's heard and
+seen a great deal. And she said the other day that<a class="pagenum" name="Page_52" id="Page_52" title="[Pg 52]"></a>
+the little seascape of mine up in the Art Society's
+place was excellent; the sky in particular was finely
+drawn, she said."</p>
+
+<p>"I've no doubt she's a very clever woman. I
+haven't the honour of her acquaintance myself, but
+I must say I think a great deal of her daughter, in
+the office here."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Betty's just the opposite of her mother&mdash;she's
+no idea of art whatever."</p>
+
+<p>"No, poor child, I dare say she's had quite enough
+both of poverty and humbug."</p>
+
+<p>"Really, father, I don't think you're justified in
+saying things like that."</p>
+
+<p>"That may be, my son. But if you two young
+people are set on making artists of yourselves, why, do.
+And if you can give me a reasonable guarantee that
+it's any good trying, why, I won't stand in your
+way."</p>
+
+<p>"I think we can, then."</p>
+
+<p>And William went up to tell Marie what had passed.
+Holm sat for a while occupied with his own thoughts,
+and came at last to the conclusion that the children
+were "artist-mad," and got it badly. He must manage
+to get hold of this Mrs. Rantzau, and see if she could
+not be persuaded to use her influence to get these ideas
+out of their heads&mdash;especially now, since her daughter
+was in the office.</p>
+
+<p>There was a gentle tap at the door. It was little
+Hans, who stood timidly looking up at him.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Hans, lad, and how's the music getting on?
+I hope you've made friends with your teacher?"</p>
+
+<p>He drew the boy over to a seat beside him on the
+sofa. Hans carefully placed his cap over one knee,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_53" id="Page_53" title="[Pg 53]"></a>
+for his trousers were torn, and he did not want it to
+be seen.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you been for your lesson every day?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, till the day before yesterday, but then I
+hurt my hand chopping wood for mother, so I've got
+to wait a few days till it's well." And he held out
+one thin little hand, showing two fingers badly bruised
+and raw.</p>
+
+<p>"Poor little man! I must tell Bramsen to lend you
+a hand with the chopping."</p>
+
+<p>"And, please, I was to bring you this letter from
+Mr. Bess; he asked me to take it up to you myself.
+It's the bill for my lessons, I think," he added quickly,
+"and he wants the money because of the rent." Hans
+was well acquainted with such things from his own
+home life, and having heard the organist and his wife
+talking about the rent falling due, he at once took it
+for granted that the case was as urgent then as when
+his own mother lay awake at nights wondering how to
+meet a similar payment.</p>
+
+<p>Holm took the letter and read:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"In accordance with your request, I have been
+giving lessons for some time to little Hans Martinsen,
+whose gift for music is really surprising. Though I do
+not consider myself fully qualified to judge the precise
+value of his talent, I would say, as my personal opinion,
+that the child shows quite unusual promise. And I
+am convinced that with skilful and attentive tuition,
+he could in time become a player of mark.</p>
+
+<p>"I am an old man now, and am not otherwise competent
+to train such talent as it should be trained, but
+as a lover of music myself, I beg you to assist the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_54" id="Page_54" title="[Pg 54]"></a>
+child; you will find your reward, I'm sure. If I could
+afford it, I would gladly contribute as far as I was able,
+but as you know I am not in a position to do so. I
+will not, however, accept any payment for the lessons
+given, but should be glad to feel that I have made
+some little offering myself towards his future."</p></div>
+
+<p>Holm read the letter through once more.</p>
+
+<p>"Little man, we must send you to Christiania to
+study there. I'll arrange it all, and you shall have
+the best teacher that's to be had."</p>
+
+<p>Hans sat twirling his cap, and made no answer.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Hans, aren't you glad? Wouldn't you like
+to go on with your music?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, but I can't. I can't go away and leave
+mother; there'll be nobody to help her then."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't worry about that, my boy; your mother
+shall go with you. No more washing; all she'll need
+to do will be just to look after you."</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;how? Mother couldn't go away like that!"</p>
+
+<p>"We'll manage that all right. It's very simple.
+I'll lend your mother the money, do you see, and
+then, when you've learnt enough and can play properly
+yourself, you can pay it back&mdash;if you want to, that is."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;oh, how good you are! May I run home and
+tell mother, now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, run along and tell her as quickly as you like.
+Only understand, not a word to anyone else about it.
+I'll come round this evening, anyway, and fix it all
+up."</p>
+
+<p>Hans, in his delight, forgot all about hiding the hole
+in his trousers; he grasped his friend's hands and
+looked at him with glistening eyes.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_55" id="Page_55" title="[Pg 55]"></a>
+"Is it really true&mdash;that I'm to go to Christiania?"</p>
+
+<p>"True as ever could be, little lad, and now off you
+go&mdash;I'll come along soon."</p>
+
+<p>Holm took the organist's letter and read it through
+once again.</p>
+
+<p>"Noble old fellow&mdash;so you'd sacrifice your hard-earned
+money and give your trouble for nothing?
+Not if I know it; you shan't be a loser there. And as
+for Hans, I'll see to his education myself. He shall
+go to Paris instead of those madcap youngsters with
+their parties. My '52 Madeira too! But we'll soon
+put a stop to that."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_56" id="Page_56" title="[Pg 56]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="V" id="V"></a>V<br />
+MRS. RANTZAU'S STORY</h2>
+
+
+<p>She was a teacher of singing, and had only
+recently settled in the town. Holm had never
+seen her, but now that her daughter was
+working in his office, and Marie had begun taking
+lessons with Mrs. Rantzau herself, he felt it his duty
+to call.</p>
+
+<p>Moreover, he had some secret hope that it might
+be possible here to find an ally in his plan for combating
+Marie's artistic craze. In addition to which, she was
+Betty's mother....</p>
+
+<p>The place was four storeys up, and Holm, tired after
+his climb, sat down at the top of the stairs for a
+moment before ringing the bell.</p>
+
+<p>Tra-la-la-la-la-la&mdash;he could hear a woman's voice
+singing scales inside, the same thing over and over
+again. A little after came another voice, which he
+took to be Mrs. Rantzau's.</p>
+
+<p>"Mouth wide open, please; that's it&mdash;now
+breathe!"</p>
+
+<p>Holm rang the bell and Mrs. Rantzau opened the
+door.</p>
+
+<p>He stood dumbfounded for a moment, staring at her.</p>
+
+<p>"Heavens alive&mdash;it can't be&mdash;Bianca, is it really
+you?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_57" id="Page_57" title="[Pg 57]"></a>
+She turned pale, came close to him and whispered:</p>
+
+<p>"For Heaven's sake, not a word." Then, taking
+him by the arm, she thrust him gently into a room
+adjoining.</p>
+
+<p>He heard the young lady take her departure, and a
+moment later Mrs. Rantzau stood before him.</p>
+
+<p>She was still a magnificently handsome woman.
+The dark eyes were deep and clear as ever, the black
+hair waved freely over the forehead, albeit with a
+thread of silver here and there. Her figure was
+slender and well-poised, her whole appearance eloquent
+of energy and life.</p>
+
+<p>"If you knew how I have dreaded this moment,
+Mr. Holm," she began, then suddenly stopped.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm&mdash;yes. It's a good many years now since
+last we met, Bianca&mdash;beg pardon, Mrs. Rantzau, I
+mean."</p>
+
+<p>"Fifteen&mdash;yes, it's fifteen years ago. And much
+has happened since then. I didn't know really
+whether to go and call on you myself, and ask you not
+to say anything about the way we met, and how I
+was living then. But then again, I thought you must
+have forgotten me ages ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Forgotten! Not if I live to be a hundred."</p>
+
+<p>"And then, too, I thought it might be awkward
+for Betty if I tried to renew our old acquaintance; you
+might be offended, and not care to keep her on at the
+office...."</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;my dear lady&mdash;however could you imagine
+such a thing?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I know how good and kind you were when I
+knew you before&mdash;but people change sometimes.
+And you can understand, I'm sure, Mr. Holm, that<a class="pagenum" name="Page_58" id="Page_58" title="[Pg 58]"></a>
+my position here, my connection with my pupils,
+would be ruined if the past were known. Not that
+I've anything to be ashamed of, thank God, but you
+know yourself, in a little town like this, how people
+would look at a woman&mdash;or even a man, for that
+matter&mdash;whose life has been so&mdash;so unusual as mine."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear lady, I understand, of course, but I should
+never have thought of mentioning a word of our
+relations in the past."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks, thanks! Oh, I can see now you have not
+changed. Kind and thoughtful as ever; you were
+good to me, Mr. Holm&mdash;not like the others." Her
+voice trembled a little, and she grasped his hand.</p>
+
+<p>Holm flushed slightly, murmured a few polite words,
+and thought&mdash;of Betty.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau continued: "I should like you to
+understand, to realise yourself the position I was
+placed in then. Will you let me tell you the whole
+story&mdash;if you've time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed I've time&mdash;you took up quite a considerable
+amount of my time before, you know," he added
+kindly.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, I see you're the same as ever, Mr. Holm,
+always bright and cheerful over things."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, I'm glad to say. It would be a pity
+not to."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, let me begin. My life hasn't been a path of
+roses&mdash;far from it; it's been mostly thorns. If only I
+could write, I might make quite an exciting story of
+it all. I'm forty-two now, started life as a parson's
+daughter up in the north, was married to a poet, and
+lived with him in Paris; my child was born, and I
+was left a widow then. I had to keep myself and Betty<a class="pagenum" name="Page_59" id="Page_59" title="[Pg 59]"></a>
+by the work of my hands; sang at concerts, and
+accompanied in Hamburg, lived as a countess in
+Westphalia&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"What&mdash;a countess?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, very nearly. But I'll tell you about that
+later. I taught French in Copenhagen, and painting
+in Gothenburg, was housekeeper to a lawyer in a
+little Norwegian town, nearly married him but not
+quite, and ended up here teaching singing. So you
+see I've been a good many things in my time."</p>
+
+<p>"But tell me&mdash;tell me all about it," exclaimed
+Holm eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Holm, you know the darkest part of all my
+life; it is only fair that you should know the rest.
+I've nothing to be ashamed of, for after all I have
+managed to earn a livelihood for myself and Betty.
+I was seventeen when I left home, and they said I
+was quite good-looking&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"You're equal to anything on the market now, as
+we say in business&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I came straight from the wilds of the Nordland
+to Christiania, and they called me 'the Nordland
+sun.' I was the most sought after at all the dances,
+and perhaps one of the most brilliant, for I came to
+the gay life of the capital with the freshness of a novice.
+It was not long before I became engaged to a young
+writer&mdash;a poet, he was&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"The devil you did! Beg pardon, I'm sure, but
+to tell the truth I've no faith in that sort of people,
+as Banker Hermansen would say."</p>
+
+<p>"We were both of us young and inexperienced; he
+dreamed of gaining world-wide fame by his pen, and
+I used to weep over his passionate love poems. I was<a class="pagenum" name="Page_60" id="Page_60" title="[Pg 60]"></a>
+eighteen and he twenty-two, and I promised to follow
+him to the end of the world, for better or worse.</p>
+
+<p>"Then one fine day we landed in Paris, without
+caring a jot for our people, our friends, or our own
+country. We were married there at the Swedish
+Church, and there I was, a poet's wife, with my
+people at home trying to forget the black sheep of
+the family.</p>
+
+<p>"A few years passed. But every day saw the
+breaking of one of the golden threads in our web of
+illusion, and when Betty was born we were in desperate
+straits.</p>
+
+<p>"Poor old Thor, he used to sit up late at night
+writing stuff for the papers at home, all about magnificent
+functions he'd never been to at all, and warming
+his frozen fingers over a few bits of coal in the stove."</p>
+
+<p>"And he might have made quite a decent living in
+an office," put in Holm sympathetically.</p>
+
+<p>"Unfortunately, he imagined he was a genius, and
+gradually, as things got worse and worse, the struggle
+for a bare existence made him bitter, till he hated the
+world, and looked upon himself as a martyr condemned
+to suffering.</p>
+
+<p>"Then he took to staying out late of an evening,
+and wrote less and less. By the time we had been
+there a year, the poet's wife was washing lace to keep
+the home together. In the autumn of the second year,
+he went down with pneumonia, and a week after the
+'Nordland sun' was a widow. I couldn't go home,
+for I'd cut myself adrift from them completely when
+I married. There was nothing for it but to struggle
+along as best I could by myself, unknown and friendless
+in the great city. But, thank Heaven, I've always<a class="pagenum" name="Page_61" id="Page_61" title="[Pg 61]"></a>
+had my health and a cheerful temper, and little Betty
+was such a darling."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, she's a wonderful girl."</p>
+
+<p>"She and I have fought our way together, Mr.
+Holm, and a hard fight it has been at times, believe
+me.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we got along somehow in Paris, for a few
+years, doing needlework, or giving music lessons at
+fifty centimes an hour. It was a cheerless existence
+mostly, as you can imagine, and if it hadn't been for
+the child I should have broken down long before.</p>
+
+<p>"Then at last I got the offer of a place as accompanist
+at a concert hall in Hamburg, with a salary of
+a hundred marks a month for three hours' work every
+evening and two rehearsals a week. This was splendid,
+and I was in the highest spirits when I left Paris.
+Besides, it was a little nearer home, and I used to be
+desperately home-sick at times, though I knew it was
+hopeless to think of going back.</p>
+
+<p>"Imagine my feelings, then, when I got to the
+place and found it was a common music hall; though
+very decent, really, for a place of that sort."</p>
+
+<p>"It was a beautiful place&mdash;at least, I thought so,
+when I saw you there."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there I sat, night after night, accompanying
+all sorts of more or less third-rate artistes. It used
+to make me wild, I remember, when they sang false,
+or were awkward in their gestures; I used to look at
+them in a way they would remember. And really,
+I managed to make them respect me after a time,
+though I was only twenty-five myself.</p>
+
+<p>"Then, besides my evenings there, I gradually
+worked up a little connection giving music and singing<a class="pagenum" name="Page_62" id="Page_62" title="[Pg 62]"></a>
+lessons outside, till I was making enough to live
+fairly comfortably.</p>
+
+<p>"But one day the whole staff went on strike, and
+left at a moment's notice, and there we were. The
+manager&mdash;you remember him, I dare say, Sonnenthal;
+man with a black waxed moustache and a big diamond
+pin&mdash;he came running in to me and said I must sing
+myself; it would never do to close down altogether
+in the height of the season. He thought he would
+get at least a couple of other turns, and if I would
+help it would get us over the difficulty.</p>
+
+<p>"I told him I couldn't think of it&mdash;said I had no
+talent for that sort of thing; but he insisted, and
+offered me fifty marks a night if I would.</p>
+
+<p>"Fifty marks was a fabulous sum to me for one
+night, then, after living on a franc and a half a day
+in Paris, and it meant so much for Betty. I began
+to think it over.</p>
+
+<p>"And really I felt sure myself that I could do
+better than these half-civilised cabaret singers, from
+Lord knows where, that I'd been playing to for so
+long. But the parson's daughter found it hard to
+come down to performing like that.</p>
+
+<p>"Then Sonnenthal offered me sixty marks. He
+thought, of course, it was only a question of money.
+It was too good to refuse, and I agreed.</p>
+
+<p>"He got out new posters, with big lettering:</p>
+
+<div class="center">
+<p class="b0">'SIGNORA BIANCA</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">The World-renowned Singer from Milan
+now Appearing.</span>'</p></div>
+
+<p>"I remember how furious I was when the dresser
+came in to make me up, and I flung her paints and<a class="pagenum" name="Page_63" id="Page_63" title="[Pg 63]"></a>
+powders across the room. Sonnenthal came round
+and wanted me to go on in short skirts, but I told
+him in so many words that I was going to do it my
+own way or not at all; and, knowing how he was
+situated, of course he had to give in.</p>
+
+<p>"I think he was impressed by the way I stood up
+to him. A little Roumanian girl, a pale, dark-eyed
+creature, who was simply terrified of Sonnenthal,
+like all the rest of them, came in to me afterwards
+and threw her arms round my neck and thanked me
+for having given him a lesson at last.</p>
+
+<p>"It was with very mixed feelings that I went on
+that night for my first performance. The audience,
+of course, was composed of all sorts, and the performers
+were often interrupted by shouting, not
+always of applause.</p>
+
+<p>"The house was full&mdash;it was packed. Sonnenthal
+knew how to advertise a thing.</p>
+
+<p>"I gave them 'A Mountain Maid' to start with,
+a touching little thing, and I put enough feeling into
+it to move a stone, but not a hand was raised to
+applaud. Then I tried 'Solveig's Song' from <i>Peer
+Gynt</i>&mdash;that too was received with chilling silence.</p>
+
+<p>"When I came off after the first two, I could see
+the others smiling maliciously: there's plenty of
+jealousy in that line of business. But it set my blood
+boiling, and I felt that irresistible impulse to go in and
+do something desperate, as I always do when anything
+gets in my way.</p>
+
+<p>"I rushed on again, and gave the word to the
+orchestra for 'The Hungarian Gipsy,' a thing all
+trills and yodelling and such-like trick work&mdash;a show
+piece.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_64" id="Page_64" title="[Pg 64]"></a>
+"I put all I knew into it this time, and yodelled
+away till the audience left their beer-glasses untouched
+on the tables&mdash;and that's saying a good deal with a
+crowd like that.</p>
+
+<p>"When I finished, the hall rang with a thunder of
+applause&mdash;everyone shouting and cheering. I had to
+come before the curtain again and again. But I
+wouldn't give them an encore that time. I thought
+it best to have something in reserve, and not make
+myself cheap like the others.</p>
+
+<p>"As I came off the last time, I couldn't help saying
+half aloud what I thought of my respected audience&mdash;<em>clowns</em>!</p>
+
+<p>"But I'd found out how to handle them now, and
+I gave them the stuff they wanted, and plenty of it.
+I knew the sort of thing well enough. For years
+they'd sat listening to the same type of short-skirted,
+rouged and powdered womenfolk, with the same more
+or less risky songs, the same antiquated kick-ups and
+the same cheap favour in their eyes. I took care myself
+always to appear as a lady, chose first-rate songs,
+and, as my salary increased&mdash;for I drew Sonnenthal
+gradually up the scale as I wished&mdash;I was able to dress
+in a style that astonished them.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you remember when I sang 'The Carnival of
+Venice'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do I not! Saints alive, but you were a wonder
+to see. Every evening, all the month I was there,
+I came just to sit and look at you."</p>
+
+<p>"Listen, you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, perhaps that's what I ought to say. Anyhow,
+I know I strewed flowers enough at your feet
+that winter, though they cost me a mark apiece."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_65" id="Page_65" title="[Pg 65]"></a>
+"Yes, you were kind, I know. But do you remember
+the dress I wore for that carnival thing?
+The bodice all white roses, and red and yellow for the
+skirt&mdash;it was a success&mdash;a sensation! 'Flowers in
+spring' ah!"</p>
+
+<p>She rose to her feet, and took a step forward, singing
+as she moved.</p>
+
+<p>"When I came to that part, they all wanted to
+join in, but I had only to hold out my hand, so, and
+all was quiet in a moment, you remember?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, indeed, you had a wonderful power over the
+sterner sex; I felt it myself, I know. I swear I've
+never been more completely head over ears before or
+since."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, nonsense, Mr. Holm," she protested, with a
+hearty laugh, "we're past that sort of thing now, both
+of us. But you were good to me then, and I shall
+never forget it. I had enough and to spare in the way
+of offers and attentions, not to speak of making
+people furious because I always refused their invitation
+to champagne suppers behind the scenes."</p>
+
+<p>"That was just what gave you the position and
+influence you had, I think."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I think it was. I know that all the time I
+was there, yours was the only invitation I ever accepted,
+because you were a fellow-countryman, and so kind
+and considerate as well.</p>
+
+<p>"I remember as if it were yesterday that dinner at
+the 'Pforte.' There was a pheasant, with big tail-feathers
+large as life, do you remember? And when
+we got to the coffee, you wanted to hear the story of
+my life&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And you were silent as an Egyptian mummy."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_66" id="Page_66" title="[Pg 66]"></a>
+"My parents were still living then, Mr. Holm, and
+I wished at least to spare them the sorrow of learning
+that their daughter was performing on the music-hall
+stage. Well, but I must go on.</p>
+
+<p>"Fortunately, you were the only fellow-countryman
+I ever came in contact with while I was there;
+and, of course, I kept my nationality a secret as far
+as possible.</p>
+
+<p>"When the summer came, I was so sick and tired
+of the life and the half-civilised surroundings, that I
+threw it up, and went to Copenhagen. I had saved
+enough by that time to keep me more or less comfortable
+for a while at least. But there was one little
+adventure I must tell about, before I left."</p>
+
+<p>"This is getting quite exciting," said Holm, changing
+his seat and placing himself directly opposite her.
+"Go on. I'm curious to know."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I was as near as could be to becoming a
+Countess."</p>
+
+<p>"Were you, though! How did it happen?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's not altogether exceptional, you know, in the
+profession. But my little affair there is soon told.
+One of my most devoted admirers was a tall middle-aged
+man, well built, handsome, with dark hair and a
+big moustache. He looked like a military man. He
+was always most elegantly dressed, in a black frock-coat,
+with the red ribbon of some Order in his buttonhole.</p>
+
+<p>"One evening, when I'd just finished dressing for
+the 'Carnival of Venice' thing, a card was brought
+in, bearing the name of Count&mdash;well, never mind his
+name. It was the Count that did it, I'm afraid.</p>
+
+<p>"I invariably used to return cards brought in that<a class="pagenum" name="Page_67" id="Page_67" title="[Pg 67]"></a>
+way, and take no notice. But this time I suppose my
+vanity got the better of me for once, and I let him
+come in.</p>
+
+<p>"He made me a most respectful bow, and handed
+me a magnificent bouquet tied with ribbon in the
+Italian colours. I was supposed to be from Milan,
+you know. He spoke excellent French, and seemed
+altogether a gentleman of the first water&mdash;or blood,
+I suppose one would say.</p>
+
+<p>"He told me about his home, his estates and his
+family affairs in the most simple and natural manner.
+I could not help liking him a little from the first. He
+was in Hamburg on business&mdash;some lawsuit or other&mdash;and
+dropping into the place one evening to pass the
+time, he could not help noticing me particularly.</p>
+
+<p>"He was not sparing of his compliments, I must
+say; he praised me up to the skies, as an artist, of
+course. My voice had astonished, delighted, enchanted
+him, he told me so at once. And ended up by advising
+me to try the opera stage&mdash;offered to help me himself
+in every way possible, which, he said, might mean
+something, as he had many influential friends in that
+quarter. I told him, however, quite frankly, that I
+was perfectly aware myself as to the qualifications
+needed for operatic work, and had sense enough to
+realise that I could never succeed in that way. He
+was evidently surprised at my attitude, but I simply
+thanked him for his kindness, and got rid of him then
+for the time being. But he came again regularly
+every evening, bringing me flowers, and at last he
+made a formal proposal in the most charming manner,
+laying his title, estates and all the rest of it at my
+feet.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_68" id="Page_68" title="[Pg 68]"></a>
+"It was tempting, of course, but thank goodness I
+had always had a pretty fair share of common sense,
+especially as I got older. I told him I regretted I did
+not know him sufficiently well to take so serious a
+step, but promised to think it over."</p>
+
+<p>"That was a plucky thing to do. There are not
+many who would have taken it like that."</p>
+
+<p>"It was just plain common sense. The Count was
+a little huffy, though, and hinted that he had expected
+me to say yes on the spot.</p>
+
+<p>"This happened about a week before my engagement
+was up, and I had already, as I told you, decided
+to go to Copenhagen for a bit.</p>
+
+<p>"I must confess that there were moments when I
+was weak enough to think seriously of accepting the
+Count, but, fortunately, chance came to my help.
+There was an old Catholic priest at the house where
+I was staying, and I told him all about it. He undertook
+to make inquiries about the Count, and a few
+days after he had found out everything there was to
+know. He <em>was</em> a Count right enough&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No, really? I hadn't expected that."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, he was&mdash;but as poor as a church mouse!
+He had been an officer in the army, and inherited an
+ancient title and a castle with heavily encumbered
+estates from his father, but squandered all there was
+left in his youth; now he was a sort of travelling
+inspector for an insurance company, and lived for the
+rest by his wits."</p>
+
+<p>"And that was the end of the Count?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, of course; but, you see, I was very near
+becoming a Countess."</p>
+
+<p>"And then you went to Copenhagen?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_69" id="Page_69" title="[Pg 69]"></a>
+"Yes, and after that my story's simple enough. I
+stayed there some years, teaching music and painting,
+managed to get along comfortably enough. Betty
+started going to school, and we were as happy as
+could be."</p>
+
+<p>"But how did you manage to escape further offers
+all that time in Copenhagen?</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you seem to imagine I had nothing else to
+think of but getting married. No, indeed, when one's
+gone through as much as I have, one thinks twice
+before venturing a second time. Well, as the years
+went on, and being in Denmark and more in touch
+with my own country, I began to long for home again.
+I thought surely all would be forgotten by now, and
+I should be able to make a living there. But it was
+not so easy after all. I got a step nearer when I was
+offered a post as teacher at a school in Gothenburg;
+I stayed there five long years. I had already sent
+Betty to board with a decent family in Norway, that
+she might not grow up altogether a foreigner, and now
+I was only waiting for the chance of coming home
+myself.</p>
+
+<p>"My parents were dead. I had no relatives or
+friends to come back to, and yet for all that I was
+longing to be there again.</p>
+
+<p>"At last the day came; I shall never forget the
+moment when we sighted the first glimpse of land.
+It seemed as if all my years of exile had been a dream.
+I felt myself full of life and strength and happiness,
+and I vowed to make a new career for myself in my
+own country.</p>
+
+<p>"I got a place as housekeeper to an old lawyer in
+a little town on the coast, and lived there very comfortably<a class="pagenum" name="Page_70" id="Page_70" title="[Pg 70]"></a>
+for a year; but it was too narrow, too confined,
+so I moved to here&mdash;and here I am, doing what I can
+to make life tolerable. I've my health and strength,
+plenty of energy, and I'm very happy. And there you
+have it all, Mr. Holm&mdash;the life story of Emilie Rantzau.
+You can't say it's been an easy one altogether."</p>
+
+<p>"No indeed, and I admire you for the way you have
+fought through so many handicaps and trials."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank Heaven, I've never lost my strength of will,
+and now at last things seem to be getting brighter.
+Betty's so happy here, and delighted with her place
+at the office."</p>
+
+<p>"Not more than I am to have her, I assure you.
+It's been like constant sunshine about the place since
+she came."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then, Mr. Holm, I hope you will keep my
+secret as if it were your own. I have nothing to be
+ashamed of in my past, but all the same I should not
+like it to be known here as things are now."</p>
+
+<p>"You need have no fear of that, my dear lady, I
+assure you. I only hope you may be happy here, and
+feel yourself in every sense at home now you have
+come back&mdash;and I'm sure you deserve it after the long
+struggle you have had. But I must say it has not left
+its mark on you, for you're charming enough to turn
+the head of more than one respectable citizen in this
+little town."</p>
+
+<p>"It's very kind of you to say so, but I think there's
+no fear of that. By the way, I'm your daughter's
+music-mistress, too. She seems very intelligent."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm, as to that ... to tell the truth, I wanted
+to speak to you about her. I really don't know what
+to do with the child lately, the way she goes on."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_71" id="Page_71" title="[Pg 71]"></a>
+"Really&mdash;oh, but surely&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you all about it, if I may?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, do."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's like this. My excellent son and heir,
+you must know, was a decent enough lad to begin
+with. But then he somehow got in with a whole
+crowd of muddle-headed youths that call themselves
+artists, poets and acrobats of that sort. H'm ... you
+see, I'm a plain man myself, and to my mind the whole
+thing's nothing better than sheer downright laziness.
+They simply won't trouble to go in for any steady
+solid work in life, but go on living on this artistic
+humbug, as long as they can find anyone to provide
+for them."</p>
+
+<p>"Like yourself, you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly. I've done a good deal in that line&mdash;up
+to now. Well, these young beauties have given the
+lad the idea that he's the making of a great artist,
+a budding Rubens at the least, whereas I'm convinced
+he couldn't even turn out a presentable signboard.
+And as for the girl, she's the coming Patti of her day,
+nothing less.</p>
+
+<p>"I've raged about it, been as cross and discouraging
+as could be, but precious little difference it makes.
+No, they must be off to Paris, if you please, the pair
+of them, on their own. And that's where I want you,
+if you will, to help me stop their little game. Marie,
+I know, looks up to you like a sort of Providence."</p>
+
+<p>"But really, Mr. Holm, she <em>has</em> talent, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Talent be hanged. I don't care if she has. What
+you've got to do is to tell her she's got a voice like
+a sore-throated sheep&mdash;that's what I want. And as
+for the boy, you can help me to cure him too, if you<a class="pagenum" name="Page_72" id="Page_72" title="[Pg 72]"></a>
+only will. You've had some experience, you know,
+in getting round the men; an old hand like you could
+easily manage him, I'm sure."</p>
+
+<p>"Really, Mr. Holm, that was a pretty compliment,
+I must say."</p>
+
+<p>"It was honestly meant, anyhow; you needn't be
+angry. Let's be frank with one another. We're old
+friends, you know, after all, Bianca."</p>
+
+<p>"Holm, for Heaven's sake, <em>never</em>, never let that name
+pass your lips again. Promise me!" she said, with
+a glance of earnest entreaty.</p>
+
+<p>"Forgive me, forgive me. May the devil cut out
+my sinful tongue if ever I utter it again. It's the
+most infernal nuisance, that tongue of mine, always
+getting me into trouble one way or another, like an
+alarm clock, you know, that goes off the moment you
+come near it."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll do my best, Mr. Holm, to make your daughter
+give up her idea of making a career in that way. As
+a matter of fact, I should have said the same thing
+even if you had not asked me."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks, thanks. And the boy&mdash;how are we to
+manage about him?"</p>
+
+<p>"We must think it over, each in our own way, and
+see what can be done. There must be some way of
+putting a stop to their running wild like that, especially
+with two hardened old diplomatists like you and
+myself working together."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure we can; and now I'll say good-bye. For
+the present, at any rate, all we can do is to wait the
+course of events, as the grocer said when his wife ran
+off with the apprentice!"</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_73" id="Page_73" title="[Pg 73]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI<br />
+"REBECCA AND THE CAMELS"</h2>
+
+
+<p>On the day after Holm had been up to Mrs.
+Rantzau, William and Marie came into the
+office. Each wore an air of serious importance,
+and Holm at once suspected something in the
+wind.</p>
+
+<p>"Father, we want to read you something. It's
+from an article in the paper."</p>
+
+<p>"Right you are, my boy&mdash;go ahead!"</p>
+
+<p>"It's about that picture of mine, the big one of
+'Rebecca and the Camels,' that's on exhibition now
+in Christiania."</p>
+
+<p>"What's she doing with the camels?"</p>
+
+<p>"Giving them water."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I see. Watering the camelias; yes, go
+on."</p>
+
+<p>"Father, I don't think it's nice of you always to be
+making fun of William," put in Marie.</p>
+
+<p>"Making fun? Not a bit of it, my dear offspring,
+I'm highly interested."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you want to hear what the papers say about
+my work?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's just what I'm waiting for, if you'll only
+begin."</p>
+
+<p>William opened the paper and read out solemnly:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><a class="pagenum" name="Page_74" id="Page_74" title="[Pg 74]"></a>
+<p>"This large canvas, 'Rebecca and the Camels,' is
+the work of that promising young painter, William
+Holm.</p>
+
+<p>"The most surprising feature of the picture, at a
+first glance, is the courage and self-confidence displayed
+by this young artist in handling so lofty a
+theme.</p>
+
+<p>"Naturally, some of the details are not altogether
+happy in their execution, but, taken as a whole, one
+cannot but admit that it is a real work of art, and the
+country may be congratulated on adding a fresh
+name to the roll of its talented artists.</p>
+
+<p>"With the further study which, we understand, he
+is shortly about to undertake in Paris, William Holm
+should have a great future before him."</p></div>
+
+<p>"Very nice, my son, very pretty indeed. And
+I suppose it's your pet particular friend, Listad,
+who wrote it? Does credit to his imagination, I'm
+sure."</p>
+
+<p>"It was written by a critic of ability and understanding."</p>
+
+<p>"It would be, of course."</p>
+
+<p>"And after that you surely can't have any objection
+to our going to Paris?"</p>
+
+<p>"We should like to go at once, papa," added Marie.</p>
+
+<p>"I dare say you would. But I think we ought to
+have a little more conclusive proof of your talent
+first. Well, I will make you an offer. William, you
+can send your picture to Copenhagen, and have it
+exhibited there anonymously: then we will abide by
+what the critics say. <a class="corr" name="TC_1" id="TC_1" title="It">If</a> it's good, why, I give in; if
+it's slated, then you agree to start work in the office<a class="pagenum" name="Page_75" id="Page_75" title="[Pg 75]"></a>
+here with me forthwith, and leave your paint-pots
+till your leisure, to amuse yourself and your friends
+apart from your work with me.</p>
+
+<p>"And you, Marie, you can tell your music-mistress,
+Mrs. Rantzau, that you are seriously thinking of
+going to the opera, and ask her candid opinion of
+your prospects. If she advises you to do so, well and
+good, you shall go to Paris; if not, then you stay at
+home and begin to learn house-keeping like any other
+young woman. Isn't that fair?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, that's fair enough," said William. "I'm not
+afraid of what the Copenhagen critics will say."</p>
+
+<p>"And I know Mrs. Rantzau will tell me I ought to
+go on."</p>
+
+<p>As soon as they had gone, Holm stole off quietly
+to Mrs. Rantzau and told her all that had passed.</p>
+
+<p>The young people started on their packing at once,
+Marie in particular was busily occupied in completing
+her wardrobe. A new travelling-dress was ordered,
+and various purchases made.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think it would be better to wait until
+we have heard the decision of the authorities<span class="sic" title="[sic]">,</span>" suggested
+Holm.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but I shall hear from Mrs. Rantzau to-morrow,"
+said Marie. "And it doesn't really matter, does it,
+if you don't get the answer till after I've gone?"</p>
+
+<p>"H'm, I think I'd rather have it settled first, if
+it's all the same to you."</p>
+
+<p>A week passed, however, and every day Marie had
+to try over again with Mrs. Rantzau; strange how
+particular she was now!</p>
+
+<p>William had sent off his picture to Copenhagen,
+and was all anxiety to learn what had been said about<a class="pagenum" name="Page_76" id="Page_76" title="[Pg 76]"></a>
+it. The dealer had been instructed to send him press
+cuttings as soon as they appeared.</p>
+
+<p>On Saturday morning, when Holm went up into the
+drawing-room, he found the pair very subdued.
+William was in the smoking-room, which was in
+darkness, looking out of the window, and Marie lay
+on the sofa in tears.</p>
+
+<p>On the table lay an open letter from Mrs. Rantzau,
+as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My dear Miss Holm</span>,&mdash;I have for the past week
+carefully and conscientiously tested your voice in
+order to give my verdict without hesitation as to your
+chances of making a career as a singer.</p>
+
+<p>"I regret that as a result I can only advise you
+most seriously to relinquish the idea.</p>
+
+<p>"You have certainly a pleasing voice, but its
+compass is only slight, and would never be sufficiently
+powerful for concert work.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"By all means continue your training, you will
+find it worth while, and your voice might be a source
+of pleasure to your home circle and friends. I am
+sure you will be a thousand times happier in that way
+than in entering upon a career which could only lead
+to disappointment.&mdash;Sincerely yours,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">
+"<span class="smcap">Emilie Rantzau</span>."<br />
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Holm read the letter, and went over to Marie.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't cry, my child; you shall go to Paris all
+right, but we'll go together this time, for a holiday."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm so miserable&mdash;hu, hu!"</p>
+
+<p>"It won't be for long." And Holm sat comforting
+her as well as he could, until at last she went out of<a class="pagenum" name="Page_77" id="Page_77" title="[Pg 77]"></a>
+her own accord to lay the table for supper&mdash;a thing
+she had not troubled to do for a long time.</p>
+
+<p>"Aha," thought Holm, "things are looking up a
+bit."</p>
+
+<p>It was not a particularly cheerful meal, however,
+and William went off to his own room as soon as it
+was over.</p>
+
+<p>A few days later a bundle of newspapers arrived
+by post from Copenhagen. William took the parcel
+with a trembling hand, and hurried off to his room to
+read them.</p>
+
+<p>Not a word about "Rebecca and the Camels,"
+beyond the dealer's advertisement of the exhibition.
+Ah, yes, here was something at last. And he read
+through the following, from one of the morning papers:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="bqheading b0">"<span class="smcap">Norwegian Camels</span>"</p>
+
+<p>"A decidedly humorous work of art has been on
+exhibition here the last few days.</p>
+
+<p>"We have rarely seen visitors to the gallery so
+amused as were the groups that gathered before the
+large-sized canvas indicated as representing 'Rebecca
+and the Camels.'</p>
+
+<p>"The young lady with the water-jug appears to be
+suffering from a pronounced gumboil, and is evidently
+utterly bored with her task of acting as barmaid to
+the camels; which latter, be it stated, are certainly
+but distantly related, if at all, to the honourable
+family of that name as represented in our Zoological
+Gardens.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed, we have it on good authority that a
+formal protest will shortly be lodged by the family
+in question against the unrightful adoption of a distinguished<a class="pagenum" name="Page_78" id="Page_78" title="[Pg 78]"></a>
+name by these monstrosities; the dromedaries,
+too, albeit less directly concerned, are anxious
+to disclaim any relationship.</p>
+
+<p>"As for the setting, it must be admitted that the
+sky is undoubtedly as blue as anyone could wish,
+while cactus and cabbage grow luxuriantly about the
+hoofs of the so-called camels.</p>
+
+<p>"Such unfettered and original humour is rare in
+Norwegian art; we are more accustomed to works
+of serious and mystic significance from that quarter.
+Presumably, the painting in question represents a new
+school, and we can only congratulate the country on
+the possession of so promising a young artist."</p></div>
+
+<p>William turned very pale as he read. Then, taking
+up the bundle of papers, he thrust the whole collection
+into the stove, and began nervously walking up
+and down.</p>
+
+<p>An hour later he went downstairs to the office, and
+took his seat at the desk, opposite Miss Rantzau.</p>
+
+<p>Just then Holm entered from the shop. He made
+no remarks, but put on his coat and went down to
+the waterside, where he found Bramsen sitting in a
+corner, looking troubled and unhappy.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, what's the matter, Bramsen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Lord, everything's going contrariwise, it
+seems."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, what's happened?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there's Andrine gone and joined the Salvation
+Army, with a hat like <em>that</em>!" And he made
+a descriptive motion of his hands to his ears.</p>
+
+<p>"The devil she has!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, you may well say that. Downhill's better<a class="pagenum" name="Page_79" id="Page_79" title="[Pg 79]"></a>
+than up, as the man said when he fell over the cliff.
+But," and he sighed, "it never rains but it pours.
+Amande's gone and got laid up too."</p>
+
+<p>"Amande? Poor child! What's wrong with
+her?"</p>
+
+<p>"Doctor says she's got tulips or something in her
+ears."</p>
+
+<p>"Polypi, I suppose you mean."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, something of that sort, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"Sorry to hear that, Bramsen. And I'd just come
+down to tell you how splendid I was feeling myself;
+haven't been so happy for years. What do you
+think! William's started work at the office, and Marie's
+given up the singing business. Isn't that a surprise?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, that it is. Never have thought it&mdash;as the
+old maid said when a young man kissed her on the
+stairs. I'm glad to hear it, though&mdash;they've been
+pretty average troublesome up to now."</p>
+
+<p>"I should say so. Well, let's hope Andrine will
+come to her senses as well, after a bit."</p>
+
+<p>"She must have got it pretty badly, I tell you,
+Knut. Why, only this morning if she didn't hand
+me over the savings-bank book, said she'd given
+up all thoughts of worldly mammon for good." And
+Bramsen drew out the book from his pocket.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you say to that, £130, 16s. 2d. She must
+have been a wonder to put by all that."</p>
+
+<p>"You're right there, Bramsen; she must be a born
+manager."</p>
+
+<p>"And now I'm going to try a steamboat. There's
+one I know of that's for sale, the <i>Patriot</i>, and I believe
+it's a bargain."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you go doing anything foolish now, Bramsen;<a class="pagenum" name="Page_80" id="Page_80" title="[Pg 80]"></a>
+you're comfortably off as you are, and if you want
+more wages, why, you've only got to say so."</p>
+
+<p>"No, thanks, Knut. I'm earning well enough, and
+doing first-rate all round. But it's the freedom I
+want, to set out on my own again."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you could take a run down the fjord on
+one of the coasting steamers any time you like."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but it's not the same. Look at that fellow
+Johnsen now, with the <i>Rap</i> hauling away with all
+sorts of craft, for all he drinks like a fish. Only last
+year he went on board so properly overloaded, he fell
+down the hold and smashed a couple of ribs."</p>
+
+<p>"And you want to go and do likewise? You're a
+long sight better off where you are, if you ask me,
+Bramsen."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'll think it over, Knut. As long as I've
+got all this worldly mammon in my inside pocket,
+I feel like doing things with it. And there's no
+knowing but Andrine might get converted back again
+any day and want it back&mdash;and where'd I be then?"</p>
+
+<p>"H'm. I hope you'll have her back again the
+same as ever, before long."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, as to that, I hope so too, and that's the
+truth. But that's the more reason not to lose the
+chance now she's taken that way. I've thought of
+trying a share in a vessel too. There's Olsen, skipper
+of the <i>Baron Holberg</i>. You must know Olsen, I'm
+sure&mdash;fellow with a red beard&mdash;Baron Olsen, they
+call him. He offered me a fourth share in the brig
+for £65."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen livened up after a while, and the two
+friends were soon chatting away in their usual cheery
+fashion.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_81" id="Page_81" title="[Pg 81]"></a>
+"What would you say to me marrying again,
+Bramsen?"</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen sat without moving for a while, then took
+out his clasp-knife and began whittling at a splinter
+of wood.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what do you say?</p>
+
+<p>"I'd say it's a risky thing to do."</p>
+
+<p>"It generally is, I suppose, but it's always turned
+out all right up to now."</p>
+
+<p>"You've had a deal of truck with the womenfolk
+in your time, Knut. Got a way of managing them
+somehow. Seems to me you start off with being sort
+of friendly with them in a general way, and then they
+get to running after you and want to marry you
+straight away. Ay, you've a sort of way of your own
+with the women for sure. Me being a simple sort of
+an individual, it's the other way round&mdash;why, I had
+to ask Andrine three times before she'd have me.
+Would you believe it, she was as near as could be to
+taking John Isaksen, that's built like a telegraph post,
+and never a tooth in his mouth, so he was that afraid
+of crusts they called him Crusty John."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, women are queer cattle, you're right in
+that."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, that they are. Like a bit of clockwork inside,
+all odd bits of wheels and screws and things, little and
+big, some turning this way and some that. And the
+mainspring, as you might say, that's love, and that's
+why there's some goes too fast, by reason of the
+mainspring being stronger than it should, and others
+taking it easy like, and going slow...."</p>
+
+<p>"And some that stop altogether."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, till they get a new mainspring and start<a class="pagenum" name="Page_82" id="Page_82" title="[Pg 82]"></a>
+going again. If not, why, they're done for, that's
+all."</p>
+
+<p>"You've a neat way of putting it, Bramsen. Like
+a parable."</p>
+
+<p>"And then they're mostly cased up smart and
+fine, and we wear them mostly near our hearts&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Bravo! Right again!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, begging your pardon, Knut, might I
+be so bold as to ask if it's a widow you've got your
+eye on this time?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, indeed, my dear fellow, it's not."</p>
+
+<p>"Good for you, Knut. I've never cared much for
+second-hand goods myself, there's always something
+wrong with them somewhere, and they soon go to
+bits."</p>
+
+<p>"You're not far out either. I like them new
+myself."</p>
+
+<p>"But I was going to tell you, I'd a rare time of
+it here the other day. You've maybe heard about
+me gammoning the youngsters down here&mdash;ay, and
+others too for that matter, simple folk like Garner, for
+instance&mdash;that I could talk Chinese through having
+picked up the lingo the five years I was on board the
+<i>Albatros</i> in the China Seas?"</p>
+
+<p>And, by way of illustration, Bramsen showed his
+eyes round sideways, screwed up his mouth and
+uttered the following syllables: "Hi&mdash;ho&mdash;fang&mdash;chu&mdash;ka&mdash;me&mdash;lang&mdash;poh&mdash;poh&mdash;ku!"</p>
+
+<p>Holm laughed till he had to sit down on a barrel.
+Bramsen was in his element now; Andrine and the
+Salvation Army, Amanda and her tulips, were forgotten.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the day before yesterday, while I was stacking<a class="pagenum" name="Page_83" id="Page_83" title="[Pg 83]"></a>
+fish up in the loft, in comes an old gentleman, sort of
+learned and reverend looking he was.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mr. Paal Abrahamsen?' says he, and looks at
+me solemn-like through a pair of blue spectacles.</p>
+
+<p>"'That's me, your Highness,' says I, for I judged
+he must be something pretty high. Then he puts
+down his stick, a mighty fine one with a silver top,
+and opens a big book.</p>
+
+<p>"Aha, thinks I to myself, it'll be the census, that's
+it. For you know there's been all this business about
+taking people's census ever since New Year. Well,
+if he wanted my census, I was agreeable, so I started
+away polite as could be:</p>
+
+<p>"'Surname and Christian names, married or single,
+and so on, that's what you'll be wanting,' says I.</p>
+
+<p>"'No, my friend,' says he, 'I only called to inquire&mdash;you
+speak Chinese, I understand. Several years in
+the country, were you not?'</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I reckoned he couldn't be a Chinaman himself.
+I gave a squint up under his spectacles to see
+if his eyes were slantywise, but they were all right.</p>
+
+<p>"'H'm,' says I, 'I know a little, but it's nothing
+much. Not worth counting, really.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't be afraid, my good man. It was just a
+few simple words and phrases in the language I'd very
+much like to ask about. My name is'&mdash;well, it was
+Professor something or other&mdash;Birk or Cork or Stork
+or something&mdash;'from Christiania,' he said.</p>
+
+<p>"'Well,' thinks I to myself, 'it doesn't look as if he
+knew much more than I do myself. I may bluff him
+yet.' And we squatted down on a barrel apiece, with
+an empty sugar-box between us for a table.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mr. Abrahamsen,' says he, 'if you'd kindly<a class="pagenum" name="Page_84" id="Page_84" title="[Pg 84]"></a>
+repeat a sentence, anything you like, in Chinese.' And
+he takes up a grand gold pencil-case and starts to
+write in the book.</p>
+
+<p>"'Aha,' thought I, 'now we're sitting to the hardest
+part,' as the miller said when he got to the eighth
+commandment. Anyhow, here goes. And I rattles
+off, solemn-like: 'Me&mdash;hoh&mdash;puh&mdash;fih&mdash;chu&mdash;lang&mdash;ra&mdash;ta&mdash;ta&mdash;poh&mdash;uh&mdash;ee&mdash;lee&mdash;shung&mdash;la&mdash;uh&mdash;uh&mdash;uh!'
+And down it all goes in his book like winking.</p>
+
+<p>"'Very good, very good. And now, what does it
+mean?'</p>
+
+<p>"'What it means&mdash;&mdash;' Well, that was a nasty
+one, as you can imagine. Funny thing, but I'd never
+thought about that. 'Mean&mdash;why&mdash;well, it means&mdash;H'm.
+Why, it's as much as to say&mdash;well, it's a sort
+of&mdash;sort of national anthem, as you might call it.
+<i>Sons of China's Ancient Land.</i> Not quite that exactly,
+but something like it, you understand. Chinese is&mdash;well,
+it's different, you know.'</p>
+
+<p>"He looked at me pretty sharply under his glasses,
+but I stood my ground and never winked a muscle.
+And then, bless me if he wasn't mean enough to ask
+me to say it all over again.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I could have stood on my head in the dark
+easier than remember what it was I'd said before.
+So I puts on an air, superior-like, and says to him:</p>
+
+<p>"'Wait a bit, it's your turn now. Let's see if you
+can manage it first.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, my good sir, to begin with, <i>Sons of Norway's
+Ancient Land</i> is a sort of national anthem if you like,
+but I hardly think it's been translated into Chinese.
+And in the second place, the word for <em>sons</em> is "Yung-li,"
+not "Me-hoh," as you said.'</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_85" id="Page_85" title="[Pg 85]"></a>
+"'Beg pardon, Professor, but there's different
+dialectrics out there, same as here: some talks northland
+and some westland fashion, not to speak of shorthand,
+and it's all as different as light and dark.'</p>
+
+<p>"Well, as luck would have it, that set him laughing,
+and he shuts up the big book and tucks away the pencil
+in his waistcoat pocket. And he thanks me most
+politely for the information.</p>
+
+<p>"'You're very welcome, I'm sure,' says I. 'Ah&mdash;dec&mdash;oh&mdash;oh&mdash;shung&mdash;la&mdash;la&mdash;poh!'</p>
+
+<p>"But if we ever get another of that learned sort
+along, why, I'm going to tell them Paal Abrahamsen's
+dead and gone, poor lad, and can't talk Chinese any
+more. I never was much good at these examinations."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_86" id="Page_86" title="[Pg 86]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII<br />
+HOLM &amp; SON</h2>
+
+
+<p>There was a marked change in the office now.
+Every day, when Holm came in, he would
+find William seated at his desk, opposite Miss
+Betty. Early and late, William was always there,
+working away to all appearance like a steam engine.
+This in itself was excellent, of course, but, on the other
+hand, it destroyed all chance of a comfortable chat
+with Betty <i lang="fr">tête-à-tête</i>. And every day Holm felt
+more and more convinced that Betty and he were
+made for one another. Or at least that Betty was
+made for him.</p>
+
+<p>"You must get the hang of the outside business
+too, my son," he observed one day. "Down at the
+waterside, for instance, there's a lot needs looking
+after there."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, father," said William respectfully, "but I
+want to get thoroughly into the bookkeeping first,
+and Miss Rantzau is helping me."</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing to be said to this, of course, but
+it was annoying, to say the least. And Holm senior,
+thinking matters over in his leisure hours, would say
+to himself:</p>
+
+<p>"Knut, my boy, you've been a considerable fool.
+You should have sent the youngsters off to Paris<a class="pagenum" name="Page_87" id="Page_87" title="[Pg 87]"></a>
+as they wanted, then you could have fixed things
+up here in your own fashion while they were
+away."</p>
+
+<p>The thought that William might enter the lists
+against him as a rival for Betty's favour never occurred
+to him, however, until one day when Broker Vindt
+came round and found his friend Holm standing
+behind the counter in the shop, with William in possession
+of the inner office.</p>
+
+<p>Vindt was the generally recognised and accredited
+jester of the town; there was nothing he would not
+find a way of poking fun at, and even Banker Hermansen
+had smilingly to submit to his witticisms.</p>
+
+<p>Vindt was an old bachelor, a dried-up, lanky figure
+of a man, with a broad-brimmed felt hat set on his
+smooth black wig and a little florid face with a sharp
+nose.</p>
+
+<p>"Beg pardon, Holm," he began, "would you mind
+asking if the senior partner's disengaged for a
+moment?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, go to the devil!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I was thinking of taking a holiday somewhere&mdash;and
+I dare say he'd put me up. Better than
+nothing, as the parson said when he found a button
+in the offertory box. You might say the same, you
+know; be thankful he's keeping you on at all."</p>
+
+<p>"It's a good thing, if you ask me, to see young
+people doing something nowadays."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, my boy, it all depends <em>what</em> they're doing!
+Apropos, the other young person in there, is she to
+be taken into partnership as well? Deuced pretty
+girl that, Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"Vindt, you're incorrigible. Come upstairs and<a class="pagenum" name="Page_88" id="Page_88" title="[Pg 88]"></a>
+have a glass of wine. I've got some fine '52
+Madeira...."</p>
+
+<p>"Started as early as that, did you? No, thanks
+all the same. I think I'll wait till the little Donna
+inside there's moved upstairs for good, then perhaps
+we may get a look in at the office again some day."</p>
+
+<p>And Vindt strode out of the shop. Crossing the
+square, he met Hermansen, who had just come from
+the repair shops, where the Spaniard was being overhauled.
+The only part of her hull that could be considered
+sound consisted of a few plates at the after
+end. Wherefore Vindt naturally offered his congratulations,
+"All's well that ends well, eh, what?"</p>
+
+<p>The banker swallowed the pill without wincing, and
+merely observed:</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it's an unsatisfactory business, patching up
+old wrecks. Apropos, Vindt, how's the gout getting
+on? Going anywhere for a cure this summer?"</p>
+
+<p>"Can't afford it, I'm afraid. Bills for repairing
+wrecks, you know, are apt to be a bit heavy when
+they come in."</p>
+
+<p>Hermansen gave it up after that, but he was considerably
+annoyed when he returned to the bank, as
+Petersen, the cashier, could see from the way he flung
+down his gloves and hat&mdash;it was rarely the banker
+showed so much irritation.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime, Holm was thinking over what Vindt had
+said. "Wait till the little Donna's moved upstairs
+for good...." Now what on earth did he mean by
+that? Vindt could not possibly have any idea that
+he, Knut Holm, was contemplating marriage. William
+and Betty, then? Nonsense&mdash;the idea was preposterous;
+it certainly could never have entered his<a class="pagenum" name="Page_89" id="Page_89" title="[Pg 89]"></a>
+head, far less Vindt's. Still, it was certainly queer,
+the way the boy stuck to the office and never stirred
+out....<span class="corr" title='removed: "'></span></p>
+
+<p>In days past it had been impossible to keep him
+at the desk for an hour on end; now, he hung over
+the books as if he were nailed to the stool.</p>
+
+<p>"Anyhow, we'll make an end of it some way or other.
+I'm not going to sit here and be made a fool of."</p>
+
+<p>And Holm went into the inner office. By a rare
+chance, William had gone out, and he found Betty
+alone.</p>
+
+<p>The girl had her mother's irresistible charm. Not
+so handsome, true, but of a gentler type, thought
+Holm to himself as he looked at the fresh young face.</p>
+
+<p>And that fair curling hair of hers went splendidly
+with the dark eyebrows.</p>
+
+<p>"You're working too hard; you mustn't overdo it,
+you know," he said kindly.</p>
+
+<p>"Not the least bit, really; I like it. I've quite
+fallen in love with the big ledger here, it's such a nice
+comfortable old-fashioned thing."</p>
+
+<p>"So you like old-fashioned things? Perhaps you
+would include me in the category of old?"</p>
+
+<p>"You, Mr. Holm! Of course not. Why, you're just
+in the prime of life."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, yes, I hope so. But what would you say,
+now, if a man&mdash;in the prime of life&mdash;were to say to
+you, My dear Miss Betty, will you come and help to
+brighten up my home? You're too good to wear
+yourself out with working in an office, when you might
+be filling a man's life with comfort and content."</p>
+
+<p>Betty got down from her stool and stood looking
+at him in astonishment<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span></p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_90" id="Page_90" title="[Pg 90]"></a>
+"Really, Mr. Holm, I don't know what you
+mean!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I know I'm much older than you, Miss Betty,
+but my heart's as young as ever, and I can offer you a
+good home and devoted affection, better, perhaps, than
+you would find elsewhere."</p>
+
+<p>He placed himself opposite her and endeavoured
+to meet her eyes, but she took refuge behind the
+ledger, and would not look up.</p>
+
+<p>"I've seen ups and downs in my time, Miss Betty,
+and learned a good deal of life; you won't find me
+such a poor support to lean on."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, please, Mr. Holm, please don't say any more.
+I&mdash;I must go home now, mama will be waiting...."
+She broke off, and began hurriedly and nervously
+putting on her things.</p>
+
+<p>Holm put out his hand and held hers a moment or
+two, then she ran out, and soon her light, firm step
+had passed out of hearing.</p>
+
+<p>Holm was annoyed.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm, you're out of practice, that's what it is.
+Getting old. Shouldn't have sprung it on her suddenly
+like that. Never flurry a turtle dove; slips out of the
+ark if you do, and never comes back. But you don't
+see Knut Holm giving up the game for a little thing
+like that; no, we must get <a class="corr" name="TC_2" id="TC_2" title="out">our</a> old friend Bianca to
+lend a hand. She's sensible enough to know a good
+son-in-law when she sees one."</p>
+
+<p>Next morning, when Betty arrived at the office, Holm
+went along to call on Mrs. Rantzau; it was to her he
+must now look for help.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau grew very serious when Holm enlightened
+her as to his feelings for Betty. She pointed<a class="pagenum" name="Page_91" id="Page_91" title="[Pg 91]"></a>
+out at once the great difference in their ages, and was
+very doubtful on that head. Nevertheless, she undertook
+to speak to Betty herself.</p>
+
+<p>She could not but admit that the offer was a tempting
+one and that Betty's future would be assured&mdash;which
+to a woman in her position was important
+enough. She would in any case give the matter her
+most earnest consideration.</p>
+
+<p>Holm took all this to mean that Mrs. Rantzau herself
+was not disinclined to approve of the idea, but
+that it would take time to get it settled.</p>
+
+<p>He felt more cheerful now, and hoped for victory in
+the end. Mrs. Rantzau, he was convinced, would use
+her utmost influence with her daughter, though of
+course they would think it looked better not to accept
+at once!</p>
+
+<p>On returning to the office he fancied Betty was more
+than usually friendly, and came to the conclusion
+that she had perhaps begun to think more seriously
+over the matter.</p>
+
+<p>In order to prepare the children in any case, he
+thought it best to take William into his confidence,
+without further delay, as to his intention of marrying
+again. William was accordingly asked to come upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>When they entered the drawing-room Holm locked
+the door, and motioned William to a seat on the sofa
+beside him.</p>
+
+<p>"But what on earth are you making all this mystery
+about, old man?" said William.</p>
+
+<p>"Old, did you say? You might be thankful, my
+boy, if you were as youthful as I am."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, what's the matter now?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_92" id="Page_92" title="[Pg 92]"></a>
+"I want to speak to you seriously, my son. For
+seventeen years now I have been a lone, lone man...."</p>
+
+<p>"Seventeen years?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's what I said. It's seventeen years now
+since Mrs. Gronlund died. But what is time? A
+mere trifle. Anyhow, I'm getting tired of this lonely
+life."</p>
+
+<p>"Very natural, I'm sure."</p>
+
+<p>"And I have therefore resolved to marry again."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you, though? Good idea."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; don't you think so? And I have decided
+to take a wife who is first of all a good-hearted and
+domesticated woman, but at the same time one
+who will be able to brighten up the home."</p>
+
+<p>"Excellent! I quite agree. A sound and healthy
+man of your type should certainly marry as soon as
+opportunity occurs. And I don't mind saying that
+the life we two have led here all these years hasn't
+exactly been an ideal existence."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps not&mdash;though you might have been worse
+off. However, now that I am about to bring home
+a bride for the third&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And last time?"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;I cannot but feel a certain emotion in saying to
+you, my son, as I do now: look up to her as a mother,
+love her as she deserves, for she is a woman in a
+thousand."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure, father, you could not have made a
+better choice. Mrs. Rantzau is, I believe, an excellent
+woman."</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Rantzau! What on earth are you talking
+about?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, isn't it her you mean? Both Marie and I<a class="pagenum" name="Page_93" id="Page_93" title="[Pg 93]"></a>
+have noticed you've been visiting her pretty often
+of late."</p>
+
+<p>"Me&mdash;to marry a woman that age!"</p>
+
+<p>"But she must be much younger than you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;that's different. Men can marry at any age
+and keep on marrying."</p>
+
+<p>"But who is the favoured one, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"The favoured one, as you are pleased to call her,
+is Miss Betty&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Betty! <em>You</em> marry Betty Rantzau?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; don't you think it's a good idea? Suit us
+all round."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, it's ridiculous, impossible!"</p>
+
+<p>"And why, may I ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, to begin with, Betty won't have you, and,
+besides&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well...?"</p>
+
+<p>"Betty belongs to me!"</p>
+
+<p>Holm jumped up from the sofa, and stood facing
+William, who sat quietly and calmly as ever.</p>
+
+<p>"William&mdash;I should never have expected this of you.
+H'm, I've borne with a good deal, one way and another,
+and had a lot of low-down tricks played on me in my
+time, but this...."</p>
+
+<p>"Betty's the only woman I've ever cared for, father;
+from the first time I set eyes on her I've...."</p>
+
+<p>"A passing fancy, nothing more. A few weeks'
+holiday in Paris, and you'll have forgotten all about
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"There you're mistaken. I'm serious for once."</p>
+
+<p>"And I'm serious too. And this time I'm not
+going to give in."</p>
+
+<p>Holm turned sharply on his heel and went down to<a class="pagenum" name="Page_94" id="Page_94" title="[Pg 94]"></a>
+the office. He had expected to find Betty there, but
+she was out. On the desk lay a note, in her writing,
+asking to be excused for leaving the office; she was not
+feeling well, and had gone home.</p>
+
+<p>He strode up and down in great agitation. Knut
+Holm was thoroughly angry now.</p>
+
+<p>His own son as a rival! Was there ever such a
+ridiculous state of things? If Vindt got any inkling
+of the situation, there would be no end to the gossip
+he would make of it&mdash;it would be impossible to remain
+in the place.</p>
+
+<p>Give way at once, and submit? No, that was not
+Knut Holm's way. And indeed, the very thought
+made him feel miserable at heart, for he had grown
+really fond of Betty.</p>
+
+<p>Well, let her choose for herself, that was the best
+way. She and her mother could work it out together,
+and see which looked most like business.</p>
+
+<p>He went down to the waterside to hunt up Bramsen;
+in times of real difficulty, when he felt uncertain how
+to act, it was always helpful to spend an hour listening
+to Bramsen's honest and genial talk.</p>
+
+<p>Up in the loft he found Bramsen, lying at his ease
+on a couple of coffee-bags, studying a telegram.</p>
+
+<p>"Hullo, Bramsen, what are you up to now?"</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen half rose, and sat holding one hand to his
+forehead, waving the telegram in the other.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if this isn't the queerest...."</p>
+
+<p>"There's a deal of queer things about just lately.
+What's happening now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you know I told you how I'd got all that
+worldly out of Andrine, when she joined the Salvation
+Army?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_95" id="Page_95" title="[Pg 95]"></a>
+"Well, has she come to her senses again?"</p>
+
+<p>"Getting on that way, anyhow. It was just as I
+thought. When she got up this morning she began
+sort of throwing out hints that I'd better let her have
+the bank-book again after all."</p>
+
+<p>"Aha, that looks like coming round."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you can guess I'd been expecting something
+of the sort, and so I started in a little speculation while
+there was time."</p>
+
+<p>"Not trying steamboats, I hope?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, no. But I got wind of a good thing in another
+way altogether. You know Johnsen I told you
+about?"</p>
+
+<p>"Bramsen, don't tell me you've got mixed up in
+any sort of deal with that drunken old fool?"</p>
+
+<p>"Drunk? He's as right as can be now. Turned
+teetotal, and made some money too. Any amount.
+Well, last week he came along to me and said he and
+Baron Olsen had gone shares and bought up a boat
+that was lying at Strandvik&mdash;<i>Erik</i> was the name.
+They'd got her dirt cheap, but they'd let me come in
+for a third share, and be managing owner, with Johnsen
+as skipper. Well, I agreed. The <i>Erik</i> went off last
+week, and now here comes a telegram from some place
+called Havre; but it's a queer sort of message. I can't
+make head or tail of it myself. Here, see what it says:
+'Drink dock yesterday.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Johnsen</span>.' Drunk in dock,
+if you ask me&mdash;and him a teetot'lar and all!"</p>
+
+<p>Holm took the telegram and read it over, but could
+make nothing of it. "Drink dock yesterday" was all
+it said.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's something to do with drink, anyway,
+by the look of it&mdash;whether he means he got drunk in<a class="pagenum" name="Page_96" id="Page_96" title="[Pg 96]"></a>
+dock, or drank the dock dry to be out of temptation,
+he's probably got delirium tremens by this time, and
+drunk the ship as well."</p>
+
+<p>"Holm&mdash;you don't think he's gone off the rails
+again&mdash;honestly?" Bramsen jumped up from his
+couch and stood aghast.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, whatever did you want to be such a fool
+for, Bramsen? Managing owner indeed&mdash;why, you've
+no more idea of managing than those coffee-bags."</p>
+
+<p>"Ho, haven't I? And me been round the Horn
+and Cape of Good Hope as well, and nearly eaten by
+crocodiles in Bahia, dead of yellow fever, and all but
+burned in Rio, an ear with frostbite in the Arctic,
+been shooting monkeys in Mozambique."</p>
+
+<p>"Monkey yourself, if you ask me."</p>
+
+<p>"That may be; but, anyhow, you can't say I don't
+know anything about shipping. Your smart shipowners
+sitting all day in their offices and looking out
+places on the map, you suppose they know more about
+it than me that's been thirty years navigating on my
+own all over the torrential globe. I'm not good enough
+to manage a bit of a ship myself, eh? I'm a plain
+man, I know, but I'm no fool for all that, and I don't
+see what call you've got to go throwing wet blankets
+on all my deals and doings anyhow."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen was thoroughly offended now, and Holm
+found it difficult to bring him round.</p>
+
+<p>"It's not that, Bramsen; you know I don't mean
+it that way. But I do think it's foolish of you to
+entrust your property to an irresponsible fellow like
+Johnsen."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what's a man to do when everything's going
+by the board all round? Ay, it's other little matters
+that's the trouble as well. I don't mind telling you,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_97" id="Page_97" title="[Pg 97]"></a>
+Knut, but, flay and fester me, you must swear you
+won't say a word to a soul."</p>
+
+<p>"You know I can keep a secret, Bramsen."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's this way. Armanda's only just been
+confirmed, and, would you believe it, if the girl hasn't
+gone and got engaged already, with Johnsen's son;
+Carljohan's his name, and a devilish smart lad too.
+I know he failed for his mate's certificate this year,
+but after all that doesn't go for much, for he can walk
+on his hands as easy as his feet, and he's as nimble as
+a squirrel up aloft."</p>
+
+<p>"But have you given your consent?"</p>
+
+<p>"Consent?" Bramsen stared in astonishment.
+"Consent? They never asked for it, and I never
+asked myself&mdash;how should I? I'd never have done
+anything but ask for consent all the times I was engaged,
+and then, what about you? Have you asked anyone's
+consent?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, but...."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there you are! Anyhow, we had a sort of
+celebration party up at home one evening when Andrine
+was gone to meeting. Take my word for it, but old
+Johnsen was a bit sore that night; and wishing he'd
+never gone in for teetotalling! But the rest of us had
+a fine uproarious time of it, and I tried my hand with
+young Carljohan at one or two little wrestling tricks.
+Aha, he's a good one, but he'll need to learn a bit more
+before he can get over me. There's a dodge or two I
+learned from a Mulatto on the coast of Brazil many
+years ago...."</p>
+
+<p>"But what's all this got to do with the boat?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you see, Armanda says Carljohan must get
+a berth as skipper, so we must use the chance, while
+her mother's all Salvationing, to get hold of a share<a class="pagenum" name="Page_98" id="Page_98" title="[Pg 98]"></a>
+in a vessel, put in old Johnsen as skipper at first,
+and let the youngster take it on after.... See?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oho! Women again, Bramsen, what?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, they do us every time, and that's the truth.
+But we can't get on without them all the same. Like
+pepper in the soup&mdash;gets you in the throat now and
+again, but it gives you an appetite."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen had by now almost forgotten the telegram;
+he grew serious again, however, as it caught his eye.</p>
+
+<p>"'Drink dock yesterday&mdash;drink dock....'" he
+scratched his whiskers and muttered curses at Johnsen
+and his telegram.</p>
+
+<p>Holm sat looking at the thing.</p>
+
+<p>"Bramsen," he said at last, "I've got it. Don't
+you see what it is?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I'm blest if I do."</p>
+
+<p>"It's come through a bit wrong, that's all, mutilated
+in transit. '<i>Erik</i>' it ought to be. '<i>Erik</i> dock yesterday'&mdash;that
+is&mdash;he's got there all right and docked
+yesterday."</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen turned a somersault over the coffee-bags,
+slapped his thighs and stood doubled up with laughter.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, to be sure! A nice lot they telegraph
+people must be over there! And I was certain sure
+he'd gone on the drink and sold us all up this time&mdash;ha,
+ha, ha!"</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>While Holm and Bramsen were thus consoling each
+other down at the quay, Mrs. Rantzau and Betty
+were sitting quietly in the little parlour now that the
+pupils had gone.</p>
+
+<p>Betty was crying, with her arms round her mother's
+neck, while her mother pressed the girl closely to her,
+patting her hair tenderly.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_99" id="Page_99" title="[Pg 99]"></a>
+"Don't cry, Betty, my child; you know we've
+always had each other, good times and bad. Ah,
+my dear, it's a sad childhood you had, but I could do
+no more. You must do as your heart tells you, my
+child."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, mother, and we were so happy together, and
+everything going so well."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll manage somehow, Betty dear; you've
+never known me give up yet, have you, child?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;but it's so cruel to think of you having to
+work and slave all the time&mdash;and we might have lived
+in luxury the two of us&mdash;but I can't, mother, I can't."</p>
+
+<p>"Never think of it, Betty dear; I am well and
+strong, and we'll get along all right. And if you don't
+care to stay on at the office there after what's happened,
+why, there must be other places you could get."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I know&mdash;but it was so nice there, and I was
+just getting into things so well. And&mdash;and&mdash;Mr.
+William was so nice and kind."</p>
+
+<p>She fell to crying once more, but Mrs. Rantzau sat
+up sharply.</p>
+
+<p>"William&mdash;was he nice to you, you say?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, so kind and friendly, and he told me about
+things&mdash;&mdash; Oh, he's a good man, I know."</p>
+
+<p>"Told you about what things, Betty?"</p>
+
+<p>"About his life, and how he'd wanted to be an
+artist, and was studying for it and all that&mdash;but then
+he thought it was his duty to help his old father with
+the business."</p>
+
+<p>Betty grew calmer after a while, and told her mother
+a great deal of what had passed between Holm and
+herself, and what William had said.</p>
+
+<p>Emilie Rantzau lay awake till late that night
+thinking over what Betty had said. It was difficult<a class="pagenum" name="Page_100" id="Page_100" title="[Pg 100]"></a>
+to get a clear idea of the situation, for the various
+scenes seemed contradictory. Had William honourable
+intentions regarding Betty?&mdash;that was the main thing.</p>
+
+<p>But she had met with so many disappointments in
+life, that it almost seemed as if Fate were purposely
+deluding her with visions that were never to be realised.
+Again and again she had seen the future opening
+before her in happiness and prosperity, only to find the
+prospect vanish like a mirage, leaving her alone as
+before in the desert of life.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_101" id="Page_101" title="[Pg 101]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII<br />
+MALLA TRAP</h2>
+
+
+<p>Forty years earlier the corner premises occupied
+by the firm of Knut G. Holm had belonged to
+Melchior Trap, who had his business there.
+Melchior Trap was one of the great traders of the
+place in his day, and a man looked up to by all.</p>
+
+<p>He was supposed to have made a fortune in the
+Crimean War, but lost most of it later, though enough
+remained for him to leave his daughter and only child,
+Malla Trap, a comfortable income after his death.</p>
+
+<p>Knut Holm, as a lad of fifteen, had entered the
+service of Melchior Trap, starting in the shop, and
+gradually working his way up, until, when the old
+man died, he was able to take over the business
+himself.</p>
+
+<p>Malla Trap was then a friend of old standing; some,
+indeed, of the older generation declared that Holm
+in his young days had been in love with his master's
+daughter, but that the old patrician would not hear
+of the match.</p>
+
+<p>However this might be, Malla Trap was a regular
+visitor at the Holms', and as far back as the children
+could remember, Aunt Trap had always come round
+to dinner every Sunday, where a special place was
+laid for her at table.</p>
+
+<p>She was now about sixty, tall, thin, and with greyish<a class="pagenum" name="Page_102" id="Page_102" title="[Pg 102]"></a>
+hair that hung in two heavy curls on either side of
+her forehead.</p>
+
+<p>But Malla Trap was no ordinary old maid with
+black crochet mittens and knitting-needle, sitting
+roasting apples over a stove in an over-heated
+room.</p>
+
+<p>No; on a fine winter's day, with clean, smooth ice
+across the fjord, one might see Malla Trap's slender
+figure skimming along on skates as gaily as any girl
+of seventeen.</p>
+
+<p>She had a splendid constitution and physique&mdash;weakness
+was a thing unknown to her. And she had
+carefully hardened herself from youth up, for she had
+a dread of becoming old and invalid.</p>
+
+<p>As an instance of her prowess of endurance it was
+stated as a reliable fact that she had set out one
+bitterly cold morning to skate across the fjord, and,
+falling through a patch of thin ice a couple of miles
+out, had not only managed to extricate herself, but
+instead of making at once for home, continued on her
+way to Strandvik. There, arriving at the house of
+her old friend Prois, she declared she was frozen so
+stiff that anyone might have broken her across the
+middle like a sugar-stick.</p>
+
+<p>A slight cold was the sole effect of her bath, which
+otherwise seemed to have been merely refreshing!</p>
+
+<p>She had always had leisure and means to arrange her
+mode of life as she pleased, and had made the most
+of her opportunities in that direction. Her whole
+existence was conducted in a casual, easy-going fashion,
+not tied down to habit, rule and order.</p>
+
+<p>Her idea of charity, and manner of exercising the
+same, were no less eccentric.</p>
+
+<p>One Christmas, for instance, she had presented each<a class="pagenum" name="Page_103" id="Page_103" title="[Pg 103]"></a>
+of the old derelicts at the Seamen's Home with a pair
+of ski, declaring that with a little practice they would
+soon learn to use them, and that the exercise would
+give them a new lease of life. The poor old gouty
+invalids were hard put to it to hobble along on their
+feet with the aid of sticks, and had certainly never
+dreamed of running about on ski.</p>
+
+<p>When Pastor Arff, who was extremely stout, complained
+of heartburn, she gave him a skiff, with oars
+complete, on the express condition that he should get
+up at six every morning and row a couple of miles up
+and down the river.</p>
+
+<p>"I assure you, my dear Pastor, you'll feel as lively
+as a fish if you do!"</p>
+
+<p>She would go to meetings in the afternoon, and sit
+among the earnest sisterhood, taking an interested
+part in discussions as to mission work among the
+heathen, and then go on in the evening to see the
+latest and riskiest pieces at the theatre, which she
+thoroughly enjoyed. It was a known fact that she
+had tried to enliven the work of the local soup-kitchen
+by introducing raisins as an ingredient in the pea-soup,
+but the old ladies on the committee had put
+their foot down&mdash;that was going too far. Malla Trap
+urged them to try it&mdash;it was delicious, she declared&mdash;but
+without avail.</p>
+
+<p>The townsfolk were so used to her eccentricities that
+no one ever took much notice of them, for all knew
+she was a thoroughly good soul, who in her unobtrusive
+way had brought happiness to many a home in
+distress. It was not always by direct gifts that she
+effected this; her confident and encouraging manner
+gave new hope and strength to many who were sinking
+under the burden of their struggle. Her tall, erect<a class="pagenum" name="Page_104" id="Page_104" title="[Pg 104]"></a>
+figure came like a breath of the fresh north-west wind,
+sweeping clouds from the sky.</p>
+
+<p>Not many knew that it was Malla Trap who had
+given Bertelsen the idea of starting a paper shop
+when the firm in which he was cashier failed, and he
+found himself thrown out, with a wife and children
+to look after, and no means of support.</p>
+
+<p>The scene would probably have been something like
+this:</p>
+
+<p>"Now, my dear man, it's no good giving up like
+that."</p>
+
+<p>"But what am I to do?&mdash;there's nowhere to turn&mdash;only
+the workhouse. That's what it'll be&mdash;the workhouse."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense, Bertelsen! pull yourself together, do.
+Look here! I've an idea. There's that shop in the
+square, next to Holm; it's vacant, and you could get
+it cheap. Start a little business there with paper,
+cardboard, wall-papers and that sort of thing. It'll
+be a success&mdash;it <em>must</em>!"</p>
+
+<p>He looked up a little&mdash;paper&mdash;business&mdash;his thoughts
+took a definite direction. Hope began to dawn, and
+Malla Trap had accomplished a piece of the finest
+missionary work a human soul ever can&mdash;she had
+made a sunny thought to grow in a tortured and
+despairing mind.</p>
+
+<p>Her best friend was Miss Strom, a woman of considerable
+wit and education, and daughter of the late
+governor of the province.</p>
+
+<p>When the pair of them were together, Beate Strom
+would lecture at length, pointing out to Malla Trap
+the necessity of paying some regard to public opinion;
+it really would not do to go on acting in that independent
+fashion.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_105" id="Page_105" title="[Pg 105]"></a>
+"It's no good, my dear," Malla Trap would say.
+"If I can't do things my own way, which is at least
+honest and decent enough, why, I might as well give
+up altogether."</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," said Beate Strom earnestly; "one
+must consider what people say."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense, Beate! You're far too well brought up,
+my dear, that's the trouble."</p>
+
+<p>And when Malla Trap gave a supper-party, with
+lobster mayonnaise and black pudding, Beate Strom
+gave her up as hopeless. There was a limit, she
+declared, to the extent to which innovations should
+be permitted.</p>
+
+<p>But Malla Trap simply pleaded that they were her
+favourite dishes&mdash;and why shouldn't she? Was she
+to sit and eat plain bread and cheese when she felt
+like lobster mayonnaise and could get it? No, thank
+you!</p>
+
+<p>As already mentioned, Miss Trap was a regular
+visitor at Holm's, and had her own place at table.</p>
+
+<p>The children were fond of her, and she of them.
+Whenever anything went wrong, or they were in
+trouble, both William and Marie would go to Aunt
+Trap for advice.</p>
+
+<p>After his last conversation with his father, William
+was at a loss what to make of the affair. It was
+natural, therefore, he should confide in Aunt Trap.</p>
+
+<p>He told her that he could not be certain himself as
+to the state of Betty's feelings towards him, but was
+almost sure she was favourably inclined at least.</p>
+
+<p>Malla Trap asked him earnestly if it were not after
+all only a passing fancy on his part; she was very
+sceptical as to the nature of men's tender feelings.</p>
+
+<p>William, of course, declared emphatically that it<a class="pagenum" name="Page_106" id="Page_106" title="[Pg 106]"></a>
+was true and enduring love, and that he would be
+blighted for ever if he could not make Betty his
+wife.</p>
+
+<p>At last Malla Trap believed him, and promised to
+do what she could to put matters right.</p>
+
+<p>She decided first of all to go and talk to Mrs. Rantzau,
+with whom she had some slight acquaintance; but on
+the way she encountered Mrs. Rantzau herself walking
+with Hermansen, and from the manner in which the
+pair appeared absorbed in each other's society, Malla
+Trap judged it best to postpone the call for the present.
+Immediately after, Vindt, her cousin, came strolling
+along, and stopped to speak.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Mrs. Mallaprop, how's things with you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, thanks, rude boy."</p>
+
+<p>Vindt stood a moment pointing with his stick to
+the pair that had just passed<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span></p>
+
+<p>"What do you say to that, my lanky cousin&mdash;pretty
+bit of goods the banker's got hold of there. Who is
+she?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Rantzau, the music teacher."</p>
+
+<p>"Oho! So that's the lady, is it! Well, I must
+say, she looks quite smart."</p>
+
+<p>"When are you coming to see me?"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear child, think of your reputation! What
+would the world say if I were to go visiting a love-lorn
+female without a chaperon in the world?"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't talk nonsense. Come home and have
+dinner. I've a nice piece of fish."</p>
+
+<p>"And apple sauce, what? No, thank you; I was
+ill for a fortnight last time I sampled your new-fangled
+menus. But I mustn't take up your valuable time.
+<i lang="it">Addio, cara mia!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>And Vindt strode off, in time to see Hermansen and<a class="pagenum" name="Page_107" id="Page_107" title="[Pg 107]"></a>
+Mrs. Rantzau disappear round the corner. He began
+to wonder what it could mean.</p>
+
+<p>Banker Hermansen running off in business hours
+with a lady all dressed up&mdash;this was something altogether
+unprecedented, and enough to set others beside
+Vindt agape. Hermansen, a man devoid of all tender
+feeling, whose heart was popularly supposed to be
+made of rhinoceros hide&mdash;surely he could not be going
+that way like any other mortal?</p>
+
+<p>Vindt was so occupied with the phenomenon that he
+walked full tilt into Listad and the schoolmaster, the
+former of whom buttonholed at once and began delivering
+a long harangue about the new Ministry and
+the political situation.</p>
+
+<p>"... Such a state of things, my dear sir, is more
+than gloomy; it is desperate. And the <i lang="la">fons et origo</i>
+of the whole trouble lies in the fact that...."</p>
+
+<p>"That there's too many amateurs poking their
+fingers into the business as it is, and an ungodly mess
+they're making of it, instead of sticking to their
+work and doing something useful."</p>
+
+<p>Listad thought he had never met a ruder fellow than
+this unceremonious broker; never encountered a citizen
+with a more callous disregard to higher political aims,
+and the needs of the country.</p>
+
+<p>"But what&mdash;what is to become of a nation if its
+individual units allow themselves to be swallowed up
+in mere material strivings, deaf to the call of lofty
+ideals, blind to the moral welfare of the land, and
+of humanity at large? I ask you, how will such a
+people fare?"</p>
+
+<p>"First-rate, if you ask me," said Vindt, and walked
+off.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime Malla Trap had come to the conclusion<a class="pagenum" name="Page_108" id="Page_108" title="[Pg 108]"></a>
+that she might as well take up the business in hand
+with Holm himself at once; it would have to be done
+sooner or later.</p>
+
+<p>She went up to the drawing-room, and told the maid
+to go down and ask if Mr. Holm could spare a few
+minutes.</p>
+
+<p>Holm was somewhat surprised at the message;
+Malla Trap did not often come round like this of her
+own accord in the middle of the week.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, my dear Miss Trap, is there anything special
+the matter since we have the pleasure of seeing you
+to-day? Or were you feeling lonely, perhaps?"</p>
+
+<p>"Lonely enough I am at times, Knut Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, I suppose&mdash;when one is all by oneself&mdash;er&mdash;one
+feels that way now and then. I know myself
+I often feel the want of company, someone to confide
+in&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but you've memories, Knut Holm, happy
+memories."</p>
+
+<p>"That's true&mdash;but even then&mdash;it's apt to be dull
+all the same in the long-run, with nothing but
+memories."</p>
+
+<p>"I hear you are thinking of marrying again."</p>
+
+<p>"And who's been kind enough to tell you that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I had it from a reliable source. But honestly,
+Knut Holm, I think you will do well to reflect before
+you do."</p>
+
+<p>"I've put in quite enough reflection over it already,
+my dear Malla Trap, worked it out all round. I know
+it means a lot of extra expense and bother, with new
+arrangements and all that, but seeing I can't reasonably
+expect to live more than another twenty years
+or so, I fancy there'll be enough to manage it."</p>
+
+<p>"So that's what you call working it out, is it?<a class="pagenum" name="Page_109" id="Page_109" title="[Pg 109]"></a>
+Working out sums of money! I thought you were a
+man of loftier ideals than that."</p>
+
+<p>"I was, in my younger days, Malla Trap. Do you
+remember the time when we two were fond of each
+other?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think I've forgotten it."</p>
+
+<p>"We were as good as engaged, weren't we?"</p>
+
+<p>"I had your promise, Knut Holm, and I trusted
+you. I waited and waited, but you never came."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it was a pity, I know. But, you see, your
+father was so furious when he heard about it, and
+treated me in such a manner, that I simply couldn't
+put up with it. And then, afterwards, there were
+those affairs with Maggie and Mrs. Gronlund&mdash;but
+I'm sure I don't know what we want to go dragging
+up all that for. We've got along quietly and comfortably
+now together these many years; let bygones
+be bygones, say I."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I've forgiven you everything long ago. But
+I haven't forgotten, and I've my own reasons for reminding
+you of it all to-day for the first and last time.
+So go on."</p>
+
+<p>Holm walked up and down restlessly, wondering
+what Malla Trap could have in mind. It did not occur
+to him for the moment that she might be acting on
+William's behalf, or he might have been less frank.
+As it was, he went on with a touch of forced gaiety:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, my dear Malla Trap, if you must have
+the old story set out in detail, don't mind me. I'll
+tell you all about it. I had to marry Maggie, you see;
+as a gentleman I could do nothing else. And as for
+Mrs. Gronlund, why, seeing she wouldn't give up the
+boy, I had to take her as well. Altogether, you see,
+it's been the boy's fault all along. If it hadn't been<a class="pagenum" name="Page_110" id="Page_110" title="[Pg 110]"></a>
+for him, you and I might have fixed things up after
+all."</p>
+
+<p>"Best as it was, I dare say. But I ask you now,
+for the sake of our old friendship, do not make another
+woman unhappy."</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear soul, Maggie and Mrs. Gronlund
+were as happy as could be. I really think I've a sort
+of gift for making women happy, when I love them."</p>
+
+<p>"Ha, ha! Excuse my laughing, but really, Knut
+Holm, I can't help it. You loved me once, or so you
+said, at least."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, we were only children then."</p>
+
+<p>"But I can't say you ever made me happy in that
+way."</p>
+
+<p>"I assure you, Malla Trap, I've been more sorry
+than you know about that business."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't think you ever troubled much to
+think what a forsaken woman feels, what misery it
+means to her."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, honestly, I don't find it easy to put myself
+in her place, as it were&mdash;no, I can't say&mdash;&mdash; It must
+be very unpleasant, of course.... H'm. But you
+seem to have got along pretty comfortably all the
+same, as far as one can see."</p>
+
+<p>"As far as one can see, yes." Her voice was
+earnest now. "Has it never occurred to you to think
+why Malla Trap grew into the eccentric, half-foolish
+creature people turn to smile at now? Do you know
+what it means to lose one's whole objective in life?
+Ah, no, you wouldn't understand; no one else, perhaps,
+could understand how a woman's life can be made
+empty, aimless, a mere chaos of existence&mdash;though,
+Heaven be thanked, there have been little rays of sun-light
+here and there. And when the whole poor<a class="pagenum" name="Page_111" id="Page_111" title="[Pg 111]"></a>
+comedy is ended, why, I hope there may be some
+few that will spare a kindly thought for Malla Trap."</p>
+
+<p>"If I knew how I could help you, Malla Trap, I'd
+do it gladly. But, honestly, I can't see what you're
+driving at just now."</p>
+
+<p>"I want your son to be happy, that's all."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;so that's where the trouble lies, is it? Very
+sensible of him, I'm sure, to get you on his side, but
+if you'll excuse my saying so, Malla Trap, you'd better
+leave things alone."</p>
+
+<p>He strode up and down, and the casual, easy-going
+air he had assumed gave way to a more serious expression.
+At last he stopped, and stood facing her.</p>
+
+<p>"There are critical moments in every man's life,"
+he began, "and, and&mdash;I reckon I've had my share.
+I've been on the verge of bankruptcy...."</p>
+
+<p>"In 1875, yes."</p>
+
+<p>"Why&mdash;how did you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I knew how matters stood then, well enough."</p>
+
+<p>"There wasn't a soul that knew it except C. Henrik
+Pettersen."</p>
+
+<p>"You think so, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"There was Hermansen at the bank, he had some
+idea, I dare say, but nobody else."</p>
+
+<p>"I knew.<span class="corr" title='added: "'>"</span> She drew off her gloves and smoothed
+them out on the table. Holm stood still, looking
+earnestly at her.</p>
+
+<p>"Was it&mdash;was it you, then, that sent me the hundred
+and fifty pounds?"</p>
+
+<p>"You've guessed it at last, then? Yes, it was I.
+I knew you were in desperate straits, that you would
+be ruined if you did not get help from somewhere."</p>
+
+<p>"After I'd treated you so badly?"</p>
+
+<p>"A woman's heart's a strange thing."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_112" id="Page_112" title="[Pg 112]"></a>
+"But why did you never tell me before to-day?"</p>
+
+<p>"I should never have told you at all, if it hadn't
+been for William's sake. I'm proud of the boy; he's
+been good to me, and a homeless old woman's grateful
+for a little kindness. Well, now you know it&mdash;and
+now I ask you again to give up Betty Rantzau;
+there'll be nothing but trouble come of it, if you go
+on. And they're fond of each other, I may as well
+tell you that at once."</p>
+
+<p>"That boy&mdash;that boy! It's as I said before; he's
+been the trouble all along."</p>
+
+<p>"This time, at least, it's for your own good."</p>
+
+<p>"That remains to be seen. But I can't get over
+that business of the hundred and fifty pounds."</p>
+
+<p>"Say no more about it, Knut Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"And that artful old rascal of a Pettersen; to
+think I should have wasted a wreath on his grave
+every blessed year since he died. Eleven wreaths at
+four shillings a time&mdash;true, I left out the ribbon last
+time, that was so much saved. But he shouldn't
+have had a single flower out of me, if I'd known."</p>
+
+<p>"Then it's agreed that you let William marry
+Betty?</p>
+
+<p>"I never said anything of the sort. But the
+hundred and fifty&mdash;my head's all going round. How
+am I to pay you back again? Really, I'm sorry&mdash;you
+must excuse me...."</p>
+
+<p>And he strode out of the room. Miss Trap sat
+smoothing out her gloves on the table. Thinking
+matters over, she came to the conclusion that Holm
+would give in, but the way did not seem quite clear
+as yet.</p>
+
+<p>A little later William looked in.</p>
+
+<p>"Has he gone?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_113" id="Page_113" title="[Pg 113]"></a>
+"Just this minute."</p>
+
+<p>"What did he say? Did you manage it, Auntie
+Trap?"</p>
+
+<p>"He's obstinate, my boy, but I think we shall get
+him round all right. Your father only wanted to try
+you, William. He's a strange man, is Knut Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think that was all it was?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I should say so. He could hardly find a
+better way of making you serious about it, than by
+playing the part of a rival."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, we must have Betty up&mdash;we've settled it all
+between us, now." And before Miss Trap could say
+a word, he was gone. Two minutes later he came
+back, leading Betty by the hand.</p>
+
+<p>"This is Auntie Trap&mdash;yes, you must call her
+Auntie now, for it's she that's managed it all. Though
+it was really only a sort of trial father got up, so
+Auntie says&mdash;he's a wonder, the old man, what?"</p>
+
+<p>"May I call you Auntie as well, Miss Trap? I've
+never had an aunt myself, and it's nice. Mother
+and I have always been alone."</p>
+
+<p>"I know, my child. Call me Auntie by all means,
+and God bless you both. It's all to be for the best.
+I'm sure father was only wanting to try you. I know
+Knut Holm of old; he's his own queer ideas at times,
+but his heart's in the right place."</p>
+
+<p>And she put her arm round Betty's neck and kissed
+her.</p>
+
+<p>"Lovely it must be for you two young people on the
+threshold of the promised land. But remember, as
+you look towards it, that it only comes once in a lifetime&mdash;just
+this one moment, when the mists have
+cleared away, and the future is bright before you. I
+wish you happiness, children."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_114" id="Page_114" title="[Pg 114]"></a>
+She walked out, erect as ever, but with her wise eyes,
+as it were, veiled. William and Betty watched her a
+little way up the street.</p>
+
+<p>They stood hand in hand by the window, looking
+out over the river; Betty laid her head on his
+shoulder. Never before had the river and the hillside
+seemed so beautiful as to-day.</p>
+
+<p>There came into Betty's mind the memories of her
+childhood, like dark shadows gliding by. The high-walled
+courtyard in Hamburg and the rooms in a narrow
+street in Copenhagen stood out clearest of all. She
+shivered a little, and put her arms round her lover's
+neck.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, William, let us go and tell mother. She
+will be so happy."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_115" id="Page_115" title="[Pg 115]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX<br />
+CLAPHAM JUNCTION</h2>
+
+
+<p>Everyone knows the great railway station
+at Clapham Junction just outside London,
+where so many lines meet and cross, and
+where trains start for so many different parts.</p>
+
+<p>Our little town, too, had its junction of ways just
+outside, where the high road branches out into three,
+each in a different direction. It was the accepted
+meeting-place for all secretly engaged couples, being
+a convenient spot that could be reached, accidentally
+as it were, by two people happening to come along by
+different routes.</p>
+
+<p>It was Vindt, the humorist, who had christened it
+Clapham Junction, and he was the first to ferret out
+the fact that Banker Hermansen and Mrs. Rantzau
+had been walking together along the road by the shore
+several mornings in succession.</p>
+
+<p>Vindt went round to the bank on some pretext of
+business, but really to see if the banker was in a softer
+mood than usual. After all, the man was no more than
+human!</p>
+
+<p>But no; there he stood behind the counter, stiff
+and coldly polite as ever. Nice sort of man for a lover,
+thought Vindt.</p>
+
+<p>What could the banker and Mrs. Rantzau have in
+common?</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_116" id="Page_116" title="[Pg 116]"></a>
+It was not easy to imagine. Some said he was
+fascinated by her voice, others laid the blame on her
+black eyes; the fact remained that the pair were more
+and more frequently together. Vindt had not been
+down to Holm's for a long time now; he hated the
+sight of women in business, and that Holm should
+have been one of the first to introduce a petticoat within
+the private sanctum among good cigars and vintage
+port&mdash;it was unpardonable. In the present state
+of things, however, he felt desperately in need of
+someone to talk to. This affair of Hermansen's was
+so unparalleled a marvel that he simply must open his
+mind to someone about it.</p>
+
+<p>He thrust his head in at the doorway, and discovered
+Holm standing behind the counter.</p>
+
+<p>"All alone, old stick-in-the-mud?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a soul in the place. Come in. Haven't seen
+you for ages."</p>
+
+<p>"You've been otherwise engaged. Fair charmer
+inside there now?" He pointed inquiringly towards
+the office.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I'm all alone. Come inside, and have a glass
+of '48 port."</p>
+
+<p>Vindt carefully laid down his heavy, ivory-handled
+cane, hung his coat and neck wrap over a chair,
+and stood with his hands in his pockets, facing
+him.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and what's the trouble now?" said Holm,
+struggling with a refractory cork.</p>
+
+<p>"Holm, what do you say: could you imagine me
+in love?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, could you imagine old Hermansen on his
+knees whispering tender nothings to a woman?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_117" id="Page_117" title="[Pg 117]"></a>
+"What on earth...? Look here. Where have
+you been to lunch to-day?"</p>
+
+<p>"I haven't been anywhere to lunch. But I'll tell
+you where I have been: I've been out to Clapham
+Junction, and seen our banker friend and the Sea
+Lady...."</p>
+
+<p>"And who?"</p>
+
+<p>"High C Lady; nightingale; your little Donna's
+mother&mdash;Rantzau, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hermansen and Mrs. Rantzau?" Holm looked
+at him earnestly.</p>
+
+<p>"Aha, had an eye on her yourself, what? Well,
+you've had some experience of widows, so you're not
+a new hand at the business."</p>
+
+<p>"What's all this nonsense you've got hold of to-day,
+Vindt?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, I'm sorry to crush the budding flower of
+love within your heart, but so it is. You've always
+come off second-best with Hermansen&mdash;and now he's
+snapped up Mrs. Rantzau under your nose. A
+marriage has been arranged&mdash;etc. etc."</p>
+
+<p>Holm's face was flushed&mdash;no doubt with his efforts
+to open the bottle.</p>
+
+<p>"Come along!" said Vindt. "What about that
+little drink? I'm sure I want something to console
+me."</p>
+
+<p>Holm could not get the cork out. He sat down,
+and was unusually silent.</p>
+
+<p>Vindt began to feel conscience-stricken. Surely
+Holm had not been in earnest, then?<span class="corr" title='removed: "'></span></p>
+
+<p>"Holm! You don't mean to say you're&mdash;you're...."</p>
+
+<p>"Hurt, you mean? No, no, my boy&mdash;but I've
+been had all the same.... Well, never mind.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_118" id="Page_118" title="[Pg 118]"></a>
+What with the Spaniard, and now the widow, I
+should say he'd soon find he'd got his 'hands
+full.'"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, here's to the happy pair!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, by all means. But can you tell me, Vindt,
+how he managed it? I'd give five bob to have heard
+him in the act. Hermansen proposing...."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's easy enough. This is the style." Vindt
+buttoned up his coat, put his stick under his arm and
+held his hands behind his back.</p>
+
+<p>"Honoured Madam, allow me to draw upon your
+indulgence to the extent of craving your protection.
+I am not altogether a worthless document, have never
+before been discounted for anyone's account, but have
+lain untouched as a sole bill of exchange in my portfolio.
+Having ascertained that you had established
+yourself here, I ventured, honoured Madam, to apply
+to you, with a view to learn how far you might be
+disposed to open a joint account, free of all commission,
+to our mutual advantage."</p>
+
+<p>"Bravo, Vindt! I'll take my oath it's the first time
+in his life he's ever done anything free of all commission&mdash;poor
+devil, I declare I'm almost sorry for
+him myself."</p>
+
+<p>They talked over the affair of the engagement for
+some time, and Holm grew so thoroughly cheerful
+after a while that Vindt was convinced his heart was
+not involved.</p>
+
+<p>"Holm, will you do me a favour?" Vindt judged
+that Holm was now in the best of tempers, and proposed
+to utilise the opportunity. He was anxious to
+lay hands on a couple of hundred pounds. It was
+worth trying at any rate.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what is it?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_119" id="Page_119" title="[Pg 119]"></a>
+"Give me your signature on the back of a piece of
+paper, that's all. A couple of hundred."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Vindt, I should be sorry to lose an old
+friend like you."</p>
+
+<p>"Lose an old friend?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes. You see, I've had some experience of
+backing bills. Take a couple of instances out of many.
+You remember young Lieberg? Smart, well-got-up
+young fellow, with a taste for the good things of life,
+but a trifle thin in the wearing parts. I backed a
+bill for him, and we were first-rate friends. At the
+first renewal I had to remind him, with all respect, of
+the paper's existence, and he was mortally offended&mdash;although
+I offered to lend him interest and payment.
+And in the end I had to pay up myself. Well, I
+thought after that he'd look on me as his best friend.
+Whereas now, when I meet him in the street, he cuts
+me dead. That's what you get for it!</p>
+
+<p>"Then there was Kautz, the shipowner. He went
+bankrupt, as you know, and let me in for £800, but in
+spite of that I signed, and helped him to come to an
+arrangement. A very nice little piece of business it
+turned out for him, for the year after he was a richer
+man than he'd ever been before, and he gave a thundering
+big party, invited all the town&mdash;excepting me!"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Holm, if it ever should happen to me,
+I'd take care you were invited too."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good of you, I'm sure. But I'll tell you
+another little story. Consul Pram was a big man,
+with a big position, as you know, but a jovial soul,
+and easy to get on with. I've a liking for men of that
+sort. Well, it was in 1875, when things were at their
+worst all round, for shipping and trade and everything
+else we get our living by. I don't believe there was a<a class="pagenum" name="Page_120" id="Page_120" title="[Pg 120]"></a>
+business in the town that wasn't eternally worried
+about how things were to turn out.</p>
+
+<p>"Then one day Pram came up to me. 'Puh,' said
+he, 'it's hot,' and sat down, puffing. It was midsummer
+and pretty warm.</p>
+
+<p>"'You're right there,' said I, putting away my
+balance-sheet. I'd just tacked £200 on to the valuation
+of the premises to make it come out.</p>
+
+<p>"'Times are pretty bad,' said he.</p>
+
+<p>"'Not for a nabob like you, surely,' said I, feeling
+a bit anxious all the same. There was a matter of
+£150 between us. And I'd no idea where to rake up
+any funds beyond.</p>
+
+<p>"'I'm not sure if I'll pull through myself,' said he.</p>
+
+<p>"'Nonsense, Consul&mdash;with your credit&mdash;&mdash;'</p>
+
+<p>"'Still....'</p>
+
+<p>"'Hermansen at the bank will let you have all
+you want. <em>You're</em> safe enough.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I've lost courage altogether now. It's hopeless
+to keep going any longer in this place.'</p>
+
+<p>"'But Lord save us, man, <em>you</em> mustn't go under.
+If you did, there'd be more than myself would have
+to go too.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, you'll have to keep me out then, Holm,
+that's all.'</p>
+
+<p>"Only fancy me backing a bill for a man like Pram
+when I was barely hanging on by my eyelids myself.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it was then the wonderful thing happened.
+Just in the middle of the day, after Pram had gone,
+came a letter enclosing £150&mdash;anonymous! I've
+never felt so glad in all my life, Vindt&mdash;it was like a
+message from Providence telling me to keep up my
+pluck&mdash;and Consul Pram as well!</p>
+
+<p>"That afternoon I went round to his office, and<a class="pagenum" name="Page_121" id="Page_121" title="[Pg 121]"></a>
+backed a bill for £500. And next day Pram told me,
+laughingly, that he had got the bank to discount it,
+and Hermansen had said, 'Shouldn't have too much
+to do with that Holm if I were you, Pram. Not first-rate
+paper, really. But of course I'd take anything
+with <em>your</em> name on!'</p>
+
+<p>"Some time after I backed another bill for Pram,
+and helped him in various little ways, for the man was
+almost out of his senses with worry; I'm sure he'd
+have gone smash if he'd been left to himself. I met
+his wife, too, about that time, with the boy. She is
+a woman of commanding presence, as you know, and
+handsome, to look at, anyway. She gave me her
+hand most cordially, and said, 'My sincerest thanks,
+Mr. Holm, for all you have done for us. <em>I shall never,
+never forget it.</em>'</p>
+
+<p>"Six months after, the trouble was over, and young
+Pram was getting up a sledge party, inviting all the
+young people in the town. Marie's name was on the
+list. 'No, leave her out,' said his mother. 'He's quite
+a common person really, is that Holm.'</p>
+
+<p>"And later, I understand, young Pram complained
+to the bank manager that his father had had dealings
+some time back with Knut G. Holm&mdash;bill transactions,
+but in future he would not hear of anything of the sort.</p>
+
+<p>"The bank manager had good sense enough to answer
+that there was hardly any danger now in having dealings
+with Knut G. Holm!</p>
+
+<p>"Well, my dear Vindt, you can see for yourself
+that all this doesn't incline one to further obligations.
+There are one or two honourable exceptions, of course,
+but as a general rule, I must say, gratitude is a delightful
+quality, but forgetfulness is far more commonly met
+with!</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_122" id="Page_122" title="[Pg 122]"></a>
+"Still, I've never said no to a friend. One must
+run the risk of losing both friend and money, and if
+by some miracle both can be kept, why, so much the
+better. Now, where's <a class="corr" name="TC_3" id="TC_3" title="you">your</a> bill?"</p>
+
+<p>Holm took the document, scrutinised it closely, and
+said:</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear man, this isn't for you at all?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't say it was."</p>
+
+<p>"Syvertsen&mdash;Syvertsen&mdash;what's he got to do with
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you see, he's a young man reading for the
+Church, and consequently in need of cash. So I argued
+it out like this: an old sinner like myself ought to
+keep on good terms with the clergy; wherefore I
+undertook to act as first signatory in the present
+instance, making myself responsible for the interest.
+Now I want you to sign as second, guaranteeing the
+repayments; in consideration of which, you might
+reasonably demand the services of a priest, free of
+charge, at your third wedding."</p>
+
+<p>When Vindt had left, Holm fell to pondering over
+various little circumstances that he had not particularly
+noticed before. It occurred to him now, that
+for the last fortnight he had had a message from
+Mrs. Rantzau almost every day, asking him to come
+and see her at nine o'clock precisely, on important
+business!</p>
+
+<p>And, thinking over this, he called to mind that he
+had on nearly every occasion encountered Hermansen
+at the same time. It could mean but one thing, she
+had been using him to bring the banker up to the
+scratch. Well&mdash;much good might it do her! "She'll
+get a fine husband&mdash;oh, a remarkably fine husband,"
+muttered Holm to himself with a sly chuckle.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_123" id="Page_123" title="[Pg 123]"></a>
+He walked over to the window and looked across
+at the bank. It seemed in some curious way to have
+grown smaller; the great gilt letters, "BANK," above
+the entrance, were no longer impressive.</p>
+
+<p>Strange, how quiet it was in the shop to-day! Not
+a sound but Garner counting over the cash, putting
+the ten-shilling notes in bundles of ten, and the small
+silver coins in paper rolls.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Rantzau was away, and had not even sent a
+message.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you seen anything of my son to-day,
+Garner?"</p>
+
+<p>Garner laughed and showed his teeth. "He&mdash;he&mdash;no.
+Isn't he down at the quay, then? No, I don't
+know...."</p>
+
+<p>Holm perceived that there was something in the
+wind, and refrained from further inquiries.</p>
+
+<p>A little later the maid came in: would Mr. Holm
+please come upstairs, there was a lady to see him.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mrs. Rantzau. She was all in black and
+looked very handsome indeed. Holm could not help
+admiring her magnificent figure, and thought to
+himself that Hermansen certainly seemed to have
+made a better bargain here than recently with the
+Spaniard.</p>
+
+<p>"I dare say you are surprised to see me here now,"
+Mrs. Rantzau began. "But exceptional circumstances...."
+she flushed, and broke off in some
+confusion.</p>
+
+<p>"Heard the news, my dear lady. Congratulations!
+You've found an excellent husband, a thorough&mdash;&mdash;"
+he checked himself, hesitating between compliment
+and sincerity.</p>
+
+<p>"You know my past, Holm, and you will not<a class="pagenum" name="Page_124" id="Page_124" title="[Pg 124]"></a>
+wonder at my seeking a safe haven after my troubled
+life&mdash;and I hope and believe he will never have reason
+to regret."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed not, my dear lady; he's a very lucky man
+if you ask me. And at his age, too&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think he's any older than yourself, Holm,"
+put in Mrs. Rantzau, with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, perhaps not&mdash;but he looks it, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"There was one thing more, Mr. Holm. My
+daughter's future is more to me even than my own,
+and it is chiefly on her account that I have come."</p>
+
+<p>"Aha, I thought as much. So you're in the plot
+as well, of course?"</p>
+
+<p>"The plot?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it <em>is</em> a plot. First there's William turns as
+contrary as a rusty lock, then they set Miss Trap on
+to me, and now it's you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;I came to tell you that the two young people
+love each other. Be good to them, Holm, and you
+will make your son and my daughter happy together."</p>
+
+<p>"And by doing so I become a sort of relation of&mdash;of
+Banker Hermansen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, is there anything wrong in that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hermansen and I as a sort of&mdash;well, what should
+we be? Can't be each other's half-uncles&mdash;twins-in-law.
+Bless my soul, it's really almost comical!"</p>
+
+<p>"It's a serious matter to me, Holm. My child's
+future...." There were tears in her eyes as she spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear lady, for Heaven's sake don't let's turn
+serious. I simply can't stand that sort of wedding-day
+solemnity, weeping on one another's necks as if
+it were a funeral. It simply comes to this: I've
+been had. Well, the only thing to do is to put the
+best face on it one can."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_125" id="Page_125" title="[Pg 125]"></a>
+She held out her hand. "Thanks, Holm. Thanks.
+I can assure you I shall never forget all your kindness.
+You are a good man, Holm."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks for the unsolicited testimonial. Well, I
+dare say I might be worse. And when it comes to
+getting out one's final balance-sheet, it's as well to
+have a little on the credit side here and there."</p>
+
+<p>He walked across to the window and stood for some
+time without speaking.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you seen William to-day?" he said at last.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he came round to see us, and walked back
+here with me. I expect he's in the office now."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we'd better have him up, and get the matter
+settled out of hand at once."</p>
+
+<p>As he was moving towards the door, Bramsen looked
+in.</p>
+
+<p>"Beg pardon, Mr. Holm," he began, then stopped
+and stood looking from one to the other. "Er&mdash;h'm.
+Hopes I don't intrude?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit, Bramsen; come in! What's the
+trouble?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, 'twas just a bit of a private matter, if...."</p>
+
+<p>Holm went over to him. "Anything wrong,
+Bramsen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Andrine's come home and chucked the Salvationing
+business for good and all."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, so much the better."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, but there's the book...."</p>
+
+<p>"What book?"</p>
+
+<p>"The savings-bank book&mdash;she wants it back.
+And now there's nothing in it, for when I bought the
+ship, d'you see...."</p>
+
+<p>"We must talk it over later, Bramsen. I'm busy
+just now."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_126" id="Page_126" title="[Pg 126]"></a>
+"Busy, eh? I see," said Bramsen, looking sideways
+at Mrs. Rantzau. And, lowering his voice, he whispered
+slyly, "<i>That's a fine one you've got there!</i>" and retired.</p>
+
+<p>"Bramsen," Holm called after him, "tell William
+to come up, will you? You'll find him in the office."</p>
+
+<p>William came in directly after, went up to his father
+and took his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, father," he said. "I didn't understand
+at first, but Miss Trap told me all about it.
+That you only wanted to try us&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Eh? Try you? Yes&mdash;yes, of course.... Yes,
+my son; it was&mdash;er&mdash;it was the only way I could see
+to make a sensible man of you, and get that artistic
+nonsense out of your head. Good idea, don't you
+think? Competition's a good thing all round&mdash;checks
+abnormal fluctuations of the market, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Father, I'm the happiest man on earth."</p>
+
+<p>"Your respected mother-in-law, I've had the
+pleasure of meeting her before...."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you, though?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;abroad. It's many years ago now," put in
+Mrs. Rantzau hastily.</p>
+
+<p>"And now, William, you'd better go off and fetch
+Betty, I think," said Holm. "And we'll have a little
+party this evening. I hope you will come too!"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you so much, Mr. Holm; I hope I can.
+But I must just speak to Alfred first."</p>
+
+<p>"Alfred?"</p>
+
+<p>"My fiancé, Banker Hermansen."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes, yes, of course. I really didn't know he
+had a Christian name&mdash;he's always been just Banker
+Hermansen."</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>Holm came down into the shop, muttering to himself,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_127" id="Page_127" title="[Pg 127]"></a>
+"Alfred&mdash;Alfred...." until he had to go into his
+inner office where he could laugh unobserved. Of all
+the extraordinary things....</p>
+
+<p>He thought of Bianca in the old days, and called to
+mind the "Carnival of Venice," the little supper at
+Pfortes&mdash;and in the midst of it all loomed the stiff,
+upright figure and solemn, clean-shaven face of Banker
+Hermansen.</p>
+
+<p>He had never dreamed of such a marvel, still less
+expected to meet with it as a reality.</p>
+
+<p>That same afternoon came a card from Hermansen:
+would be glad if Mr. Holm could find time to come
+round some time during the day&mdash;a private matter.
+"And if you would not mind coming in by the side
+door, you will find me alone in the office."</p>
+
+<p>Holm had once before been invited to call upon the
+banker "privately"&mdash;in 1879, when he had been
+called upon to show his balance-sheet.</p>
+
+<p>The mere thought of it gave him cold shivers even
+now. A devilish business! And the nasty mean way
+all his valuations were cut down....</p>
+
+<p>He went in by the side entrance, and noticed how
+empty and deserted the place looked. The long
+counter and all the green-covered desks stood as if
+yawning wearily in the afternoon sun. It was almost
+uncanny to find everything so quiet.</p>
+
+<p>The banker did not seem to notice his entry at first,
+but sat intent upon some papers at the big oak table.</p>
+
+<p>"Good afternoon, Banker!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, there you are! Forgive my troubling you to
+come round, Mr. Holm, but...."</p>
+
+<p>He broke off, uncertain how to proceed. The two
+ancient antagonists exchanged glances.</p>
+
+<p>For the first time in his life Holm felt himself master<a class="pagenum" name="Page_128" id="Page_128" title="[Pg 128]"></a>
+of the situation towards Hermansen; this time it was
+the banker himself who had to show his balance.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Mr. Holm, I dare say you have heard...."</p>
+
+<p>But Holm ignored the opening. "No, no, my
+friend," he thought to himself, "you can play your
+miserable hand alone, <em>I'm</em> not going to help you out."</p>
+
+<p>"I have committed the indiscretion of&mdash;er&mdash;becoming
+engaged," said the banker, with a faint smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Hearty congratulations, my dear Banker," said
+Holm, offering his hand.</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause, the banker evidently waiting for
+Holm, with his customary fluency, to break the ice.
+Here, however, he was disappointed; Holm merely
+set his teeth and fell to polishing his silk hat on one
+sleeve. The banker tried again.</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Rantzau, my fiancée, has informed me that
+we shall be&mdash;er&mdash;in a sort of way related." He smiled
+invitingly, and thought: he must come round after that.</p>
+
+<p>Holm was a little in doubt how best to proceed now;
+he was not averse to prolonging the other's awkwardness.</p>
+
+<p>"Highly honoured, I'm sure. Yes, my son has
+been so fortunate as to gain the hand of&mdash;er&mdash;your
+fiancée's daughter. A charming young lady, charming.
+Takes after her mother." He checked himself; he
+had said more than he wished.</p>
+
+<p>A long pause.</p>
+
+<p>The banker shifted some books on the table, then
+suddenly he slipped up to Holm, laid one hand on his
+shoulder and said:</p>
+
+<p>"We haven't always got on as well as we might
+together, Holm; circumstances have sometimes been
+against our friendly co-operation; but don't you
+think, now, we might forget all that and try to start
+on a more friendly footing? We're both old enough<a class="pagenum" name="Page_129" id="Page_129" title="[Pg 129]"></a>
+now to be glad of peace and amity, and our new relations
+ought to bring us closer together&mdash;what do you say?"</p>
+
+<p>Holm was quite taken aback; he had never seen
+the banker in this mood before; the man was positively
+getting sentimental. He had unbuttoned his coat, and
+his voice was quite gentle.</p>
+
+<p>"It shan't be my fault if we don't, Hermansen.
+I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. Time cures all
+sorrows&mdash;patches up a doubtful balance-sheet, as you
+might say&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Holm, pray don't mention it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, it might have been worse&mdash;as the
+auditor said. You're in luck's way, though, Hermansen.
+I've had the honour of some slight acquaintance
+with your fiancée in former days."</p>
+
+<p>"No, really! Where did you meet her?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, it was some years ago&mdash;we met at the house
+of some mutual friends&mdash;abroad. A noble woman,
+Hermansen, a woman of splendid character."</p>
+
+<p>"One might almost think you'd been my competitor
+there, Holm, what?" said the banker, with a laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, I won't say but I might have been inclined....
+But the lady&mdash;er&mdash;showed better taste, worse
+luck," answered Holm, with a bow.</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks for the compliment! You're quite a diplomatist,
+Holm&mdash;I haven't seen you in that rôle before."</p>
+
+<p>Holm put his head on one side and looked at the
+banker with a quizzical expression.</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't you&mdash;though? Not in the little matter
+of the Spanish frigate?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, yes&mdash;you had me there, I'm afraid. Very
+neatly done, though, very neat. There'll be a nice
+little profit on the repairs, I'm sure&mdash;but it's all in the
+family now."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_130" id="Page_130" title="[Pg 130]"></a>
+The conversation was becoming more genial in tone,
+and when the cigars were lit the two old antagonists
+were chatting away like the best of friends.</p>
+
+<p>Holm invited the banker to a "little family party"
+the same evening, to celebrate the double event. Hermansen
+accepted with thanks, and the pair separated
+with a cordial shake of the hand.</p>
+
+<p>Holm walked back to the office with his hat at a
+more than usually rakish angle, as was his way when
+in high spirits. He swung his stick cheerfully, and
+felt a comforting sense of superiority in all directions.
+There was no one to oppose him now.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, you're looking unusually perky to-day!
+What's it all about?" This was from Vindt, who was
+sure to be quick on the scent of anything new.</p>
+
+<p>"I've just come from my so-called brother-in-law,
+Hermansen, that's all, my boy."</p>
+
+<p>"Oho! Distinguished brother-in-law, what?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm quite satisfied with him myself. And&mdash;er&mdash;h'm&mdash;he'll
+be my boy's father-in-law too, you
+know, in a way."</p>
+
+<p>Vindt stood a moment sniffing at the stump of his
+cigar, then, thrusting one finger into the buttonhole of
+Holm's coat, he said solemnly:</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Emilie Rantzau and <a class="corr" name="TC_4" id="TC_4" title="daugher">daughter</a>: Knut G. Holm
+and son and Banker Hermansen, Knight of the Order
+of Vasa, etcetera. H'm. That's the worst of these
+cheap smokes; they stick when you've got half-way.
+So long, old stick-in-the-mud!"</p>
+
+<p>"Queer old stick," said Holm to himself as the other
+walked away. "Getting quite crabby of late. But
+he ought to have married himself long ago."</p>
+
+<p>And Holm went home to make arrangements for
+a thoroughly festive evening.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_131" id="Page_131" title="[Pg 131]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="X" id="X"></a>X<br />
+THE SHIP COMES HOME</h2>
+
+
+<p>It was Sunday. Bramsen and Andrine had had
+a settling up, the day before, of various matters
+outstanding, and the savings-bank book had
+been handed over, with its "Cr. balance 19s. 6œd."&mdash;being
+all that remained from the interregnum period
+of Bramsen's term of office as Chancellor of the Exchequer.</p>
+
+<p>Andrine opened the book and stood aghast.</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;but, sakes alive, Paal, where's all the money
+gone?"</p>
+
+<p>"The money&mdash;why&mdash;the money&mdash;h'm...." And
+in his embarrassment he looked appealingly at Amanda,
+who nudged him encouragingly in the ribs and
+whispered:</p>
+
+<p>"Go on&mdash;it's all right. Tell her straight out."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you see, Andrine, it's like this. When you
+handed over charge of all this worldly mammon,
+that's naught but vanity and vexation of spirits and
+so on, and a clog upon the soul...."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, leave out all that and say what you've done with
+the money." Andrine was quivering with impatience.</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;I&mdash;I bought the ship."</p>
+
+<p>"Ship&mdash;what ship?"</p>
+
+<p>"The <i>Erik</i>, 216 ton register, B. I. to 1901, 12œ ft.
+with full cargo...."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_132" id="Page_132" title="[Pg 132]"></a>
+"Overhauled last year," prompted Amanda.</p>
+
+<p>"Heavens! Fool that I was not to have known
+what you'd be up to. And now here we are as penniless
+as Adam and Eve."</p>
+
+<p>Andrine held her apron to her eyes, weeping "buckets
+and hosepipes" as Bramsen later put it to Holm.</p>
+
+<p>Bramsen and Amanda were alarmed at the way she
+took it, and endeavoured to console her as best they
+could. Neither said a word as yet about Amanda's
+engagement; it was plain that to mention it now
+would bring on a seizure at least.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;oh&mdash;oh, how could I be such a fool!" sobbed
+Andrine.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, to tell the truth, Andrine, I'd never
+have thought it of you myself, to take up with the
+like of that nonsense. But seeing we've got you back
+again now, safe and sound, why, best say no more
+about it."</p>
+
+<p>"What&mdash;whatever did you want to go buying ships
+for, Bramsen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you see, it was mostly because of Carljohan...."
+Bramsen in his eagerness had said too
+much, and Amanda judged it best to disappear into
+the kitchen for a while.</p>
+
+<p>"Carljohan who?" Andrine stopped crying and
+looked up sharply.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, Johnsen's son."</p>
+
+<p>"What's he got to do with it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, he's a deal to do with it, now he and Amanda's
+fixed things up together."</p>
+
+<p>"Amanda! That child! And you let them!"
+Andrine drew herself up impressively, and Bramsen
+cowered.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you forget, Andrine," he said, "we weren't<a class="pagenum" name="Page_133" id="Page_133" title="[Pg 133]"></a>
+so very old, you and I, when we got spliced together;
+and he's a first-rate lad. There isn't a knot or a twist
+he doesn't know, and you should see him up aloft&mdash;a
+cat's not in it. And wrestling too&mdash;mark my words,
+he'll make his way in the world, and I'm sorry for the
+man that comes athwart him."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes, you can talk! But seems to me you've
+been doing your best to ruin us all while I've been
+away."</p>
+
+<p>"We're not ruined yet, my girl, nor likely to be, I
+hope. Just wait and see." And Bramsen patted his
+wife on the cheek.</p>
+
+<p>Andrine calmed down after a while, and when
+Amanda came in with steaming coffee and hot cakes,
+the three sat down in peace and amity, and were soon
+discussing the excellent qualities of Carljohan and the
+ship.</p>
+
+<p>"It's been pretty rough these last few days&mdash;we'll
+soon see what she's good for," said Bramsen, thinking
+of the ship.</p>
+
+<p>"If only they come home safe and sound," sighed
+Amanda, thinking of Carljohan.</p>
+
+<p>And so, on Sunday morning, behold the three of
+them walking down to church; neither Bramsen nor
+Amanda thought of playing truant to-day, so thankful
+were they to feel that Andrine had "come round"
+and all was well.</p>
+
+<p>And Bramsen was, to tell the truth, relieved to have
+got it over. With the bank-book once more in Andrine's
+care, he felt the responsibility lifted from his shoulders.
+The reins of government were once more in Andrine's
+hands, and he had his ten shillings extra per month
+unbeknown to her as before.</p>
+
+<p>Amanda had always chosen their place in church<a class="pagenum" name="Page_134" id="Page_134" title="[Pg 134]"></a>
+up in the gallery close to the pulpit. From here
+one could see the parson turning the leaves of his
+sermon, and so calculate roughly how far he was
+from the end. Furthermore, there was the loveliest
+view over the harbour and the fjord through one of
+the big windows.</p>
+
+<p>There had been a number of wrecks during the
+recent gales, and Amanda could not keep her thoughts
+from Carljohan and his ship. The voice of the parson,
+and the singing rang in her ears like the rush of waters;
+she sat staring blankly at her hymn-book, open at
+No. 106, though there had been three since that.</p>
+
+<p>Once or twice she woke, to hear her father's voice
+trailing behind the rest in a hymn, sounding all through
+the church, till people turned to look. Amanda
+flushed with embarrassment, but Bramsen went on
+all unconscious, plodding through each verse in his
+own time, regardless of the rest.</p>
+
+<p>But always she fell back upon her own thoughts,
+of the ship and Carljohan; it was a wonder to her
+how Mother Christiansen, whose husband was also on
+board, could sit there so calmly, as if there was nothing
+to fear. And she with all those children to think of!</p>
+
+<p>The sermon now&mdash;but Carljohan was out on the
+North Sea and terrible weather. Great seas breaking
+over the bows, till the fo'c'stle was almost hidden.</p>
+
+<p>And up in the rigging was Carljohan shortening
+sail&mdash;oh, how the vessel pitched and rolled, till the
+yards almost touched the water.</p>
+
+<p>If he should lose his hold&mdash;if he should be swept
+away&mdash;Amanda gasped at the thought, and clutched
+her father's hand.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it, Amanda? Are you ill?" whispered
+Bramsen anxiously<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span></p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_135" id="Page_135" title="[Pg 135]"></a>
+"No, no; only keep still. I'll be all right directly."</p>
+
+<p>The organ pealed and the sound of the hymn filled
+the church.</p>
+
+<p>Amanda could not sing a note; she was certain
+now that something had happened to Carljohan. Her
+tears flowed in streams, and she was hard put to it
+to hide them behind handkerchief and book.</p>
+
+<p>She could hear Mother Christiansen's cracked voice
+just behind, and tried in vain to join in herself.</p>
+
+<p>Already she glanced out of the big window beyond
+the choir. On the farther side of the harbour lay a
+vessel at anchor.</p>
+
+<p>But&mdash;it had not been there before! Surely ... yes,
+it was a vessel just in&mdash;its flag still flying!&mdash;Heavens,
+it was the <i>Erik</i>!</p>
+
+<p>She stood up to make sure. Yes, it was she. It
+was she! There was the big white figure-head&mdash;there
+was no mistake.</p>
+
+<p>And Amanda joined in the singing with her masterful
+voice, till those near at hand looked at her in wonder.
+Bramsen himself stopped singing for a moment to
+listen. Then he took up the verse again and sang on
+bravely as before.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_136" id="Page_136" title="[Pg 136]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XI" id="XI"></a>XI<br />
+THE CONCERT</h2>
+
+
+<p>There was to be an evening concert at the
+Assembly Rooms. The local papers for the
+previous day had leading articles about "Hans
+Martinsen, the boy musician who has been studying
+in Christiania, and is now appearing for the first time
+in public in his native town. Critics from all quarters
+are unanimously agreed as to his remarkable talent, and
+already prophesy a brilliant future, though his powers,
+at this early stage, have naturally not yet attained
+their full development. It is to be hoped that the
+music-loving section of our community will be numerously
+represented, that the promising young artist may
+receive the support and encouragement he deserves."</p>
+
+<p>The fine hall was splendidly illuminated. The
+great windows fronting the street shed a glow of
+light over the crowd of staring idlers outside.</p>
+
+<p>Malla Trap crossed the road, making towards the
+entrance, but meeting a group of young girls who
+were admiring the illuminations, she stopped to speak
+to them.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, children, going to the concert?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;o," answered one or two regretfully, curtsying
+as they spoke. They knew Miss Trap as a sister
+at the poor school, which most of them had attended.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, come along, and I'll get you in."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_137" id="Page_137" title="[Pg 137]"></a>
+The girls followed delightedly, and Malla Trap took
+tickets for them all.</p>
+
+<p>Across the bridge came Hans Martinsen, with his
+mother. On reaching the entrance he had to stop
+and look round, everyone was nodding and waving to
+him in kindly greeting.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-day, Hans!" came in a fresh young voice
+behind him. He turned, and saw a girl smiling and
+nodding. "I'm coming in to hear you play." And
+she waved a big yellow ticket.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, surely&mdash;is it you, Amanda? How are you
+getting on?"</p>
+
+<p>"Splendid, thanks. This is Carljohan; he's just
+come back from a voyage."</p>
+
+<p>"And your father and mother? Give them my
+love, won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks, I will. Oh, but Hans"&mdash;she came close
+to him and whispered&mdash;"Dear Hans, <em>do</em> play 'The
+Little Fisher-Maid' to please me&mdash;will you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not sure if I can, Amanda."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, of course you can. Why, you played it
+hundreds of times at old Clemmetsen's."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'll see.... But I must go in now. Good-bye."</p>
+
+<p>The great hall was filled to overflowing. All the
+musical element was present as a matter of course,
+and in addition a number of those who never went
+to concerts as a rule, as for instance the Mayor and
+Broker Vindt, who took seats at the back. Up in the
+gallery were a number of Hans' old schoolfellows,
+all greatly excited at the event.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly the buzz of talk was hushed, and all eyes
+were turned towards a group coming up the centre
+of the hall.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_138" id="Page_138" title="[Pg 138]"></a>
+It was Banker Hermansen, still and solemn, with
+Mrs. Rantzau, fresh and smiling, at his side. Behind
+them walked William Holm and Miss Rantzau,
+evidently somewhat embarrassed by the general
+scrutiny.</p>
+
+<p>Holm senior, who was also one of the party, lagged
+behind a little, stopping to exchange a word with the
+Mayor and his friend.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau found her place in one of the upper
+rows, and stood looking down for Holm, beckoning
+with a smile when she caught his eye. She let her
+gaze wander over the assembly, and something like
+a murmur of applause went up. Mrs. Rantzau was
+undeniably a splendid woman, and was at her best
+that evening.</p>
+
+<p>"Get along up to the front with you, old fossil,"
+said Vindt, with a friendly nudge, and Holm walked
+up, nodding genially to acquaintances all round.</p>
+
+<p>"Fine figure of a woman, what?" whispered the
+Mayor, glancing towards Mrs. Rantzau.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm," said Vindt. "Handsome enough to look
+at, but a bit of a handful to look after, if you ask me.
+Like the cakes in a cookshop window&mdash;I like 'em, but
+they don't agree with me!"</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>There was silence in the hall as the first notes rang
+out. All were watching the young performer; a
+little anxiously perhaps, as if in fear lest he should
+break down. And all felt that in some degree the
+honour of the town was here at stake, for the boy was
+one of their own.</p>
+
+<p>But the little figure at the piano sat calm and free
+from nervousness; he was in another world, where he
+felt himself at home. The watching eyes and listening<a class="pagenum" name="Page_139" id="Page_139" title="[Pg 139]"></a>
+ears did not trouble him; he seemed gazing inwardly
+at a starry sky far above them all.</p>
+
+<p>The music swelled and sank, now wild and furious
+as the north-east wind raging over the rocky coast in
+autumn, then gentle as the evening breeze of a summer's
+day.</p>
+
+<p>Eyes glistened now with fervour, hearts beat
+proudly. All present seemed to share in his happiness,
+to have some part in the triumph of his
+genius.</p>
+
+<p>The applause was hearty and unanimous.</p>
+
+<p>"Bravo, Hans!" came a deep voice from the
+gallery. All turned to see who had spoken. Ah,
+there&mdash;it was Bramsen, standing up with both hands
+outstretched and clapping thunderously.</p>
+
+<p>Amanda flushed with embarrassment, and nudged
+her father to make him stop. But he snapped out
+impatiently, "You leave me alone!" and went on
+clapping.</p>
+
+<p>Among the numerous extras was a "Ballad theme
+with variations," which the more exacting critics considered
+somewhat out of place. One there was, however,
+who thought otherwise, and that was Amanda.
+The soft, swaying rhythm of "The Little Fisher-Maid"
+filled her with delight, and she clapped as enthusiastically
+as her father had done.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>"Father, I think I've learned something from that
+concert this evening," said William, as they walked
+home.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, my boy, and what was that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, that genius is like pure gold; if Nature
+hasn't put it there it's no use trying to make it."</p>
+
+<p>"You're right, my son. And sensible people don't<a class="pagenum" name="Page_140" id="Page_140" title="[Pg 140]"></a>
+try. It's no good setting up to do the work of your
+Creator. What do you say, Banker?"</p>
+
+<p>"Eh, what's that?" Hermansen was walking arm
+in arm with Mrs. Rantzau, and the pair of them were
+evidently oblivious of all but each other.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, the best thing we can do in this life's to live
+like sensible people."</p>
+
+<p>"<em>Errors and omissions excepted</em>," answered the
+banker, and he pressed his fiancée's hand long and
+tenderly.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_141" id="Page_141" title="[Pg 141]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XII" id="XII"></a>XII<br />
+OLD NICK</h2>
+
+
+<p>"This where Petter Nekkelsen lives?"</p>
+
+<p>The speaker was an awkward-looking lad,
+acting as postman in Strandvik for the
+first time.</p>
+
+<p>"No, you muddlehead." Old Lawyer Nickelsen
+held out his hand for the letters. "This is where
+Peder, comma, N. Nickelsen, full stop, lives. And a
+nice lot of louts they've got going around, that can't
+learn to call folk by their proper names!"</p>
+
+<p>Thor Smith, the magistrate's clerk, was of the same
+opinion, but liked a touch of honest dialect occasionally;
+he was not unwilling on occasion to contradict Old Nick.</p>
+
+<p>"Honest dialect, indeed! Rank impertinence, I
+call it! But wait a bit, young fellow; in a few years'
+time you'll be wishing these understrappers at the
+North Pole, or some other cool place."</p>
+
+<p>The two men filled their pipes, and took up their
+position on the veranda of Lawyer Nickelsen's house,
+continuing their discussion as to the merits of natural
+simplicity, concerning which they held diametrically
+opposite views.</p>
+
+<p>The lawyer was a bachelor of sixty-seven, and kept
+what he called a home for young men of decent behaviour
+and tolerable manners. In particular he had,
+ever since he first came to the place forty-three years<a class="pagenum" name="Page_142" id="Page_142" title="[Pg 142]"></a>
+earlier, kept open house for the magistrate's clerks
+successively, taking them under his paternal care and
+protection from their first entering on their duties in
+the town.</p>
+
+<p>Smith and Nickelsen sat on the veranda, but somehow
+the discussion fell curiously flat. Smith was
+unusually absent and uncommunicative, to such a
+degree that Nickelsen at last asked him point blank
+what was the matter.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, nothing. H'm. I say, Nickelsen, that
+fellow Prois&mdash;he's an intolerable old curmudgeon."</p>
+
+<p>"Oho, so that's the trouble! Won't have you for
+a son-in-law, what?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't talk nonsense."</p>
+
+<p>Smith stepped aside, and scraped out the tobacco
+from the pipe he had just filled, but Old Nick's searching
+glance perceived that he had flushed up to the
+roots of his hair.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Smith, I agree with you that Tulla Prois
+is a charming girl. A pity, though, they couldn't find
+another name to give her. They were making songs
+about it last winter."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't drag in that silly stuff, Nickelsen, for
+Heaven's sake. I can't see anything funny in it
+myself."</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick laid down his pipe and put on his glasses,
+and sat watching the other with an expression only
+half serious. He found himself hard put to it not to
+laugh. At last, finding nothing more suitable to say,
+he ventured in a tone of unnatural innocence: "Smith,
+what do you say to a drink?"</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was irresistible. Smith could not help
+laughing himself. "Oh, you incorrigible old joker,"
+he said, giving the other a dig in the ribs.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_143" id="Page_143" title="[Pg 143]"></a>
+The ice once broken, and under the influence of a
+glass of good Madeira&mdash;Old Nick invariably had "something
+special" in that line&mdash;Smith opened his heart,
+and revealed Tulla Prois in the leading rôle of Angel,
+etcetera, Papa Prois being cast for the part of hard-hearted
+father, or "intolerable old curmudgeon"&mdash;which
+amounted to much the same thing.</p>
+
+<p>"I met him yesterday, just come back from
+Christiania, with a whole armful of parcels he could
+hardly carry. I went up as politely as could be, and
+offered to lend a hand, and what d'you think he said?"</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick shook his head and tried to look interested.</p>
+
+<p>"Shouted out at the top of his voice so all the street
+could hear him, 'No, I'm damned if you do!' Nice
+sort of father-in-law that, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"There's a dance on at the Seamen's Union to-morrow,
+Smith. You're going, I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>Smith brightened up at once. "Yes, of course, we
+must go; you must come along too, Nickelsen. But&mdash;but&mdash;isn't
+old Prois chairman of the committee?"</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so&mdash;and for that very reason all the more
+chance of your meeting your&mdash;young lady, I was going
+to say."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you'll come?"</p>
+
+<p>"Me? Go to a dance, with my gout and all?
+Well, I don't know, perhaps I might. Get myself up
+spick and span, and have my corns cut specially for
+the occasion&mdash;I might pass in a crowd, what?"</p>
+
+<p>The dance took place, and on the following day
+Old Nick sat pondering and trying to remember what
+had happened after twelve o'clock, his memory being
+somewhat defective.</p>
+
+<p>No&mdash;it was no good. He could not remember a
+thing. He had a vague recollection of talking to<a class="pagenum" name="Page_144" id="Page_144" title="[Pg 144]"></a>
+Tulla Prois, and saying a whole lot of extravagantly
+affectionate things, but beyond that all was confusion.</p>
+
+<p>"Only hope I didn't make a scene, that's all. H'm&mdash;Puh&mdash;weakness
+of mine&mdash;infernal nuisance. And
+I don't seem to get any better&mdash;oh, well, what's the
+odds after all!"</p>
+
+<p>The final note of resignation in his monologue
+revived his inexhaustible natural good spirits, and with
+a contented smile he sat down to indite the following
+letter to Smith, who was, he knew, in court that day:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="b0">"<span class="smcap">Dear Smith</span>,&mdash;For various reasons I find myself
+unable to recollect anything of last night's happenings.
+And being in consequence much troubled in mind lest
+something scandalous may have taken place, and my
+position of unimpeachable respectability in the town
+undermined, you are hereby invited to dine with me
+to-day, in order that we can discuss the matter and,
+if necessary, find some means of meeting the situation.&mdash;Yours,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">Old Nick</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Old Martha, Nickelsen's housekeeper, shuffled along
+to the court-house, with strict injunctions to bring back
+an answer, and returned half an hour later with a
+scrap of paper from Smith, on which were scribbled
+the following lines in pencil:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My dear old Friend</span>,&mdash;Ten minutes ago I said to
+a man convicted of illicit dealing in spirits, 'You are
+<i lang="la">in culpa</i>, my good man, and you may as well confess
+it first as last.' But at the same moment it struck
+me fairly to the heart that I might say the very same
+thing to myself.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I am <i lang="la">in culpa</i>&mdash;&mdash; To think that dance
+should have proved the occasion of my downfall! So<a class="pagenum" name="Page_145" id="Page_145" title="[Pg 145]"></a>
+beautiful she was&mdash;and so gracious towards me, that
+my heart beat in quiet delight&mdash;until that old shark&mdash;that
+bottle-nosed shark, her father.... Ugh!</p>
+
+<p>"He got me on to talking politics, and I, fool that
+I was, I took the bait, declared myself a Republican,
+Jacobin, Anarchist, showed myself a thousand times
+worse than I am, simply because the sight of his
+bottle-nosed caricature of a face turned me sour.
+Fool, fool that I was! I forgot he was her father,
+and now my hopes are simply done for. The old man
+was furious, said he couldn't forget me, and so on.
+So altogether I am utterly miserable, not to say
+desperate. For I know if I'm to lose Tulla Prois,
+then&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"I shall come round to dinner. Thanks.&mdash;Yours,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">Smith</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Old Nick sat quietly for a moment, then burst out
+laughing, and went out into the garden to hoist the
+flag, by way of celebrating&mdash;well, had anyone asked
+him, he would probably have answered "the morning
+after the night before."</p>
+
+<p>It was nothing unusual, however, for Old Nick to
+hoist his flag, especially of late, since Schoolmaster
+Pedersen opposite had taken to hoisting "clean
+colours."<a name="FNanchor_1" id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> The first time Old Nick saw this, he at
+once ordered a huge white sheet with the Union mark
+in one corner. And every time the "clean colours"
+were hoisted, up went Old Nick's as well, and his flag
+being of uncommon dimensions, hid from the seaward
+side not only the opposition flag, but a good deal of
+the schoolmaster's house as well.</p>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1" href="#FNanchor_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> "Clean Colours"&mdash;the Norwegian flag without the Union
+mark, <i>i.e.</i> as repudiating the Union with Sweden.</p></div>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_146" id="Page_146" title="[Pg 146]"></a>
+At dinner that evening Old Nick did his utmost to
+make things cheerful, but in vain; Smith was miserable,
+and miserable he remained.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't know what feeling is, Nickelsen&mdash;or
+else you've forgotten."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my dear fellow, I only wish I had a mark for
+every time I've been in love."</p>
+
+<p>"In love, you! You don't know what it is."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, my boy, and seriously, too. I'll tell you
+what happened to me one time at Kongsberg that
+way. I was clerk to old Lawyer Albrektsen, and
+lived a gay bachelor life up there. The local chemist
+was a man named Walter, and had four daughters, one
+prettier than the others; but the eldest but one was
+a perfect picture of a girl, bright and cheery, and with
+a pink-and-white complexion, you never saw. Enough
+to turn the head of any son of Adam, I assure you.
+We went for walks and danced together, and were
+really fond of each other; in a word, the double barrel
+of our hearts was just on the point of going off&mdash;when
+an event occurred which severed once and for all the
+tender bonds that were about to unite Petrea Walter
+and yours truly.</p>
+
+<p>"It was my birthday, the twentieth November, as
+you know, and I had a few friends coming round in
+the evening, as usual, to celebrate the occasion. The
+punch was made in the old style, with Armagnac and
+acid. Well, we got more and more lively as the
+evening went on, and one bowl after another was
+emptied. And then came the disaster; we ran out
+of acid. Punch without acid was not to be thought
+of&mdash;and there were no such things as lemons in those
+days. Well, the fellows all voted for going round to
+the chemist's and ringing him up for more. I tried<a class="pagenum" name="Page_147" id="Page_147" title="[Pg 147]"></a>
+all I knew to keep them from it, but they couldn't
+hear a word, and at last off we all went to Master
+Walter's.</p>
+
+<p>"We lowered down all the oil lamps in the street
+on our way&mdash;this incidentally, as illustrating the distressingly
+low degree of civilisation in Kongsberg in
+those days.</p>
+
+<p>"When we got to the place, the first floor was all
+in darkness. There she lay asleep, up there, my
+beloved Petrea! All dark and silent everywhere,
+only a faint gleam from the lamp in the shop below
+shone out into the street. I begged my friends to
+keep quiet, while I tried as softly as could be to wake
+up the man in charge. But alas, fate willed it otherwise.
+Carl Henrik, my old friend, was by way of
+being a poet, and never lost a chance of improvising
+something. He stood up on the steps 'to make a
+speech,' but just as he was going to begin, the door
+opened, and there was old Walter himself in dressing-gown
+and slippers, with a candle in his hand. Carl
+Henrik made an elegant bow, and reeled off at once:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">'Good Master Walter, we confess<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">It's wrong to wake you up like this,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But hear our plea, we pray you, first;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">We're simply perishing with thirst,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And since you're there, and know the stuff,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pray let us have it&mdash;<em>quantum suff</em>!'<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>"Old Walter was furious. 'What the devil!' he
+cried out. 'Is the fellow mad?'</p>
+
+<p>"I dragged Carl Henrik down from the steps, and
+went myself, hat in hand, and begged his pardon; said
+we were awfully sorry, we thought it was the assistant
+on duty. 'Well, and what then&mdash;is anyone ill?'
+'Why, no, sir, I'm glad to say, but it's my birthday<a class="pagenum" name="Page_148" id="Page_148" title="[Pg 148]"></a>
+to-day, that's all.'&mdash;'Yesterday, you mean,' roars out
+Carl Henrik from below.&mdash;'It's my birthday, and I
+only wanted to ask if you'd let us have a little acid
+for the punch.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I'll give you punch,' said the old man, and landed
+out at me, sending me headlong down the steps into
+the arms of the poet; Carl Henrik urging me to bear
+up bravely against what he called the blows of fate.</p>
+
+<p>"I met Petrea out next day, but the moment she
+caught sight of me she slipped across the street into
+the flower shop opposite. I waited outside a full
+hour, but no sight of Petrea&mdash;she must have gone
+out the back way so as not to meet me. Well, that
+was the end of the first Punic war, my dear Smith,
+and I left Kongsberg with a wounded heart&mdash;though
+I'm bound to say it healed up again all right pretty
+soon."</p>
+
+<p>Smith had brightened up considerably by now, but,
+try as he would, he could not admit that Old Nick's
+experience as related was analogous to the present
+situation.</p>
+
+<p>"I tell you, Nickelsen, this is a serious affair; as a
+matter of fact, we're&mdash;we're secretly engaged, Tulla
+and I."</p>
+
+<p>"Uf!" said Old Nick; he had nearly broken the neck
+of a bottle of old Pontet Canet he was opening. Old
+Nick drank a glass, sniffed at the wine, put on a serious
+air and said solemnly:</p>
+
+<p>"It's getting cloudy."</p>
+
+<p>Smith hung his head; he found the situation
+cloudy.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think I ought to do? Go up and
+beg old Prois's pardon?" asked Smith.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick sat for quite a while thinking deeply,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_149" id="Page_149" title="[Pg 149]"></a>
+holding the Pontet Canet up to the light. "H'm&mdash;h'm."
+Then suddenly he jumped up, and slapped
+Smith on the back with a serviette.</p>
+
+<p>"We can save the situation. I've got an idea.
+We'll get up a public banquet for old Prois. Yes,
+that's what I say. And we'll send out the invitations
+ourselves&mdash;you and I."</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear man, you can't give a public banquet
+without some sort of pretext, and what are we to
+tell people it's for? Old Prois he's warden of the
+Pilot's Guild, but he hasn't done anything notable
+in the town, that I'm aware of, up to now."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, we must find something or other. Let me
+see&mdash;he's on the Health Committee&mdash;no, that won't do."</p>
+
+<p>"He lent a flag to the committee for the Constitution
+Day festivities," said Smith sarcastically.</p>
+
+<p>"No, that's not enough. But wait a bit. He
+must have been on the Rates Committee twenty-five
+years now&mdash;yes, of course. That's the very thing.
+I'll be chairman, you can be secretary. Dinner at
+Naes's Hotel on Saturday next&mdash;make it a Saturday,
+so folk can have Sunday to sleep it off after."</p>
+
+<p>Smith was very doubtful still.</p>
+
+<p>"But suppose he thinks it's a hoax&mdash;then we'd be
+worse off than before."</p>
+
+<p>"A hoax!" said Old Nick. "Well, so it is in a way,
+but nobody'll know except you and me. All the
+others will take it up as easy as winking. Only give
+them a decent dinner, man, and they'll be ready
+enough, all the lot of them; there's always room for a
+bit of a spread of that sort, and we've had nothing
+now for quite a while. No, all we've got to do now
+is to get out the invitations first of all. Hand me the
+pen and ink over there."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_150" id="Page_150" title="[Pg 150]"></a>
+And the pair of them sat down and drew up the
+following in due form:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="bqheading b0">"<span class="smcap">Invitation</span></p>
+
+<p class="b0">"A Public Banquet will be given on Saturday, the
+17th October 1887, at 4 p.m., at Naes's Hotel, to
+celebrate the occasion of our esteemed fellow-citizen,
+Warden Prois, completing his twenty-fifth year of
+service on the Rates Committee. Menu will comprise
+three courses, plus dessert and one half-bottle of wine,
+coffee and liqueur, at 4s. per head.</p>
+
+<div class="sigblockfloat">
+"<span class="smcap">The Committee</span>.<br />
+<div class="sigfloat">"<span class="smcap">Nickelsen</span>,<br />
+<span class="l2"><span class="corr" title='removed: "'></span>Chairman.</span></div>
+<div class="sigfloat"><span class="corr" title='added: "'>"</span><span class="smcap">Smith</span>,<br />
+<span class="l2">Secretary."</span></div>
+</div><br style="clear:both"/></div>
+
+<p>As soon as Old Nick had finished the draft, a heated
+discussion took place as to the price to be fixed per
+head. Smith was of opinion that four shillings and
+three courses was too little, and would appear mean
+to the guest of honour. To this Old Nick retorted
+that they could not well go higher than four shillings
+if they were to get the "rank and file" to come
+at all&mdash;this category including such personages as
+Pettersen the watch-maker, Blomberg the tailor, and
+other esteemed fellow-citizens, who would gladly
+share in the honour, but were forced to consider the
+limitations of their purse.</p>
+
+<p>Smith also objected to the word "committee"
+under the invitations. "We're not a committee,"
+he urged.</p>
+
+<p>"Aren't we, though," said Old Nick. "You and
+I&mdash;that's committee enough for anything. And
+besides, it's the proper thing on these occasions,
+makes it look more official like." And so it was agreed<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span></p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_151" id="Page_151" title="[Pg 151]"></a>
+Old Nick then set out on a round to gather in
+recruits for the banquet. First of all the parson and
+the doctor must be got hold of; these two agreed at
+once without any difficulty, being comparatively new
+arrivals in the place, and taking Lawyer Nickelsen's
+recommendation as sufficient.</p>
+
+<p>Next came Halvor Berg, the biggest shipowner in
+the town, and known to all as a cautious and particular
+man, much sought after by the natives in all matters
+requiring assistance and advice. He was thus an
+influential man, and it was important to get him to
+subscribe, for the first thing people would ask was
+sure to be, whether Halvor Berg was coming.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick and Halvor Berg were good friends, so the
+reception in this case was good enough. They chatted
+comfortably for a while, more especially about Berg's
+boats, the <i>Seaflower</i>, <i>Ceres</i>, and so on, until Old Nick
+suddenly produced his list. "Oh, by the way, I
+want your name to this, Halvor. I ought by right to
+have taken it round to the old magistrate first, he's
+waiting for it, but it won't matter if you sign now
+while I'm here."</p>
+
+<p>"Sign?" said Halvor Berg, and proceeded to study
+the document with great earnestness. Old Nick
+occupied himself meantime in surreptitiously setting
+the pointer of Halvor Berg's barometer down to
+hurricane level.</p>
+
+<p>At last, having ploughed his way conscientiously
+through the invitation, Berg looked up, with a searching
+glance at Old Nick, who faced him without moving
+a muscle.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm. H'mmm&mdash;look here, you know, Nickelsen,
+don't you think we could find some one else to give
+a banquet for instead of Prois?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_152" id="Page_152" title="[Pg 152]"></a>
+"Well, no, I can't see that we could. I don't know
+anyone else that's been on the Rates Committee for
+twenty-five years."</p>
+
+<p>"He'd have been more use to the place if he hadn't
+been on it at all," grumbled the other.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, well, if you don't feel inclined to join with
+the leading people in the town on such an occasion,
+why...." Old Nick began folding up the list, but
+very slowly.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course I'll come in&mdash;only I can't see what he's
+done to deserve it, hang me if I can."</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Halvor Berg, you can surely understand
+that when the parson, the doctor and myself go
+in for a thing like this, we've some reason for it."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, all right! Hand me the list, then."</p>
+
+<p>And he wrote with big, sprawling letters "H. Berg,"
+at the same time inquiring whether an after-dinner
+toddy was included in the four shillings.</p>
+
+<p>On leaving Halvor Berg's, Old Nick regarded the
+matter as settled; when this cautious old card had
+put his name, the rest of them would soon follow
+after.</p>
+
+<p>Sukkestad, the dealer, was inclined to hesitate, and
+could not make out what Prois had really done either,
+but since Halvor Berg was in it, why, he might as well
+put down his four shillings too.</p>
+
+<p>Apothecary Peters, who had only been a week in
+the place, was most grateful for the honour done him
+in inviting him to be present, and insisted on paying
+down his four shillings on the spot&mdash;at which Old Nick
+was incautious enough to remark that it was not wise
+to skin your beast before you'd killed him&mdash;Old Prois
+being the beast.</p>
+
+<p>The rest followed as one man, and by the evening<a class="pagenum" name="Page_153" id="Page_153" title="[Pg 153]"></a>
+the list counted over sixty names, from all classes of
+society. Even old Klementsen, who had been parish
+clerk for fifty years, without getting so much as a silver
+spoon for his trouble, set down his name with a smile,
+albeit with an inward gnashing of teeth.</p>
+
+<p>Thor Smith sat up in the magistrate's office, sweating
+over a taxation case. In the inner office was the old
+magistrate himself, with his wig awry, smoking his
+coarse-cut tobacco.</p>
+
+<p>"Filthy hole of a place this is," soliloquised Smith.
+"Hang me if it isn't enough to make a man weep. I
+wonder how Old Nick's getting on with that list now?
+Oh, it's no good, I know; things never do go right."
+He glanced out of the window and up along the street,
+in case Old Nick might be coming along.</p>
+
+<p>But&mdash;what on earth&mdash;a green tartan frock, and a
+toque with a white feather&mdash;she herself! He placed
+himself in the window, as if by accident&mdash;aha, she
+catches sight of him. And such a blush&mdash;and then
+she looks down. Won't she look up again? Yes,
+just once.</p>
+
+<p>A smile of understanding, and she hurries away, as
+if from some deed of guilt. Thor Smith flattened his
+nose against the pane, staring after her as long as he
+could still see a thread of the green skirt, and for some
+time after.</p>
+
+<p>He was awakened from his reverie by the magistrate
+himself, who came up behind and looked over his
+shoulder inquisitively.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and what are we looking out at, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, only those two funny old women over in the
+woollen shop; I never saw such queer things as they
+are."</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing to look at in them that I can see," said<a class="pagenum" name="Page_154" id="Page_154" title="[Pg 154]"></a>
+the magistrate, who was by no means a woman-hater.
+And, taking his hat and stick, he bustled out.</p>
+
+<p>A moment later Old Nick entered, flushed and out
+of breath. "Old man in?"&mdash;"No."&mdash;"Good!" He
+flung himself down in a chair and handed the list
+across to Smith.</p>
+
+<p>"Puh! Devil take it, but this is hard work. And
+all for you and your lady-love. You don't deserve
+it."</p>
+
+<p>Smith took the list and began counting the names.
+"Seventy-two&mdash;why, that's splendid, Nickelsen; you're
+a trump."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; don't you think I deserve a medal for it,
+what? Oh, by the way, though, we must hurry up
+and get hold of Prois himself now, or we'll have somebody
+else telling him all about it beforehand."</p>
+
+<p>The esteemed fellow-citizen was busy down at the
+waterside, with a big pile-driver repairing the landing-stage.
+The men hauled at the ropes, while he stood
+by, calling the time in approved sing-song: "And one
+ohoy, and two ohoy, and three...." he stopped short
+at sight of Smith and Nickelsen approaching. He
+looked by no means pleased as he handed over command
+to Pilot Iversen, and told him to carry on with the
+pile-driving.</p>
+
+<p>Tulla Prois was in the kitchen, making fish-balls;
+but on seeing the three men enter in solemn procession,
+she ran off in a fright to the attic, hid herself
+in a corner and burst out crying violently; evidently
+the matter was to be decided now once and for all.
+"Oh, it's mean of Thor," she murmured. "Why
+couldn't he wait till father was in a better temper?"</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, Old Prois was wondering what on earth
+the two men could want with him.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_155" id="Page_155" title="[Pg 155]"></a>
+He did not even glance at Smith, but when they
+got inside, invited them both to sit down.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick settled himself on a big birchwood sofa,
+with soft springs, into which he sank about half a foot
+deep. Above the sofa hung a picture of the "Cupid"
+(Captain Prois), with the port of Hull in the background,
+and all the seamen wearing stovepipe hats.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick cleared his throat a little, and started off
+with his introduction, pointing out the meritorious
+work of his host on the committee during the "considerable
+span of years" which he had devoted to the
+service of the community.</p>
+
+<p>Prois sat dumbfounded, at a loss to understand what
+was coming.</p>
+
+<p>At last, thinking he had sufficiently stimulated the
+other's curiosity, Old Nick came to the point:</p>
+
+<p>"Consequently, and, I should add, chiefly at the
+instigation of my friend Smith, as secretary of the
+said committee, our fellow-citizens have empowered
+us to request the honour of your presence, my dear
+Warden, at a ceremonial banquet, to take place on
+Saturday next at 4 p.m., where we may hope to&mdash;er&mdash;find
+some suitable expression for our feelings&mdash;er, h'm&mdash;our
+appreciation of the fact that you have been for
+twenty-five years so closely associated with this important&mdash;this
+<em>most</em> important of our local institutions."</p>
+
+<p>Old Prois flushed slightly, tried to look unmoved,
+coughed, and finally requested the pair to "take a
+seat"&mdash;which they had already taken&mdash;and then
+rushed out into the passage calling in a voice of
+thunder for "Tulla, Tulla!" Then out to the kitchen,
+to send the maid to find her.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime Old Nick sat stuffing an embroidered
+antimacassar into his mouth, laughing till the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_156" id="Page_156" title="[Pg 156]"></a>
+cushioned sofa and the picture above shook in dismay.
+He made faces at Smith, who, however, was not in
+the mood to appreciate the humour of the situation,
+which fact seemed further to increase Old Nick's
+amusement.</p>
+
+<p>At last came a voice outside&mdash;"Where the deuce
+have you been, child? Hurry up and bring in some
+cakes and wine at once." Old Nick threw the antimacassar
+under the sofa, and his face resumed its
+most serious expression.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse my running off a moment, gentlemen, but
+I&mdash;er&mdash;you must allow me to offer you a glass of wine,
+with my best thanks for the invitation. I&mdash;er&mdash;really,
+it's too good of you, I must say. I'm sure I haven't
+done anything special for the place, but&mdash;well, since
+my esteemed fellow-citizens are good enough to think
+so, why...."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure, Warden, your work has been most
+arduous and most valuable," said Smith, "and as
+secretary myself, you must allow me to judge." He
+spoke with some warmth, hearing Tulla approaching
+with the wine&mdash;and indeed the girl was trembling
+to such a degree that the glasses rang like a peal of
+bells.</p>
+
+<p>Smith greeted her somewhat bashfully as she entered,
+but Old Nick chucked her under the chin in his
+superior paternal manner, and asked how she had got
+on at the dance. Thor Smith nudged his friend <a class="corr" name="TC_5" id="TC_5" title="surreptitously">surreptitiously</a>
+as a sign to him that the subject was one
+better left alone.</p>
+
+<p>Old Prois poured out the wine, expressing his
+thanks for the honour anew, and drank a glass in the
+kindliest manner with Smith, the latter flushing with
+pleasure. Tulla stood over by the piano, intently<a class="pagenum" name="Page_157" id="Page_157" title="[Pg 157]"></a>
+occupied in putting her music in order, and wondering
+what on earth it all meant.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was suddenly seized with a fit of coughing,
+under cover of which he managed to empty his glass
+of Muscatel into a flower-pot by the window. Then,
+catching sight of a hen crossing the courtyard, he
+developed an enthusiastic interest in Black Minorcas
+and White Leghorns. Prois, it should be mentioned,
+was a keen fowl-fancier, and had a whole collection of
+prize medals from various exhibitions, of which he was
+particularly proud.</p>
+
+<p>Naturally enough, then, Old Nick had to be shown
+the fowl-runs, though until that date his fondness for
+the tribe had been exclusively confined to the table.
+He and his host accordingly went out together.</p>
+
+<p>This left Thor Smith and his Tulla alone, blessing
+the Black Minorcas and the White Leghorns impartially,
+and not forgetting Old Nick; while for the rest,
+they utilised the opportunity just as other sensible
+young people in love would, to wit, by settling down
+in the big sofa and exchanging kisses under the
+"Cupid," while the men down at the landing-stage
+chanted their "one ahoy, and two ahoy, and three...."
+The pile-driver had got to sixteen when they
+heard Old Nick's voice outside: "Yes, those white-cheeked
+Leghorns are splendid, really splendid."</p>
+
+<p>And Thor Smith and his Tulla judged it best to wake
+up from love's young dream.</p>
+
+<p>The Banquet was a magnificent success; Thor
+Smith's speech for the guest of honour's family being
+particularly notable for the warmth and earnestness
+with which it was delivered.</p>
+
+<p>Dessert and the half-bottle of sherry having been
+disposed of, the general feeling, which had been somewhat<a class="pagenum" name="Page_158" id="Page_158" title="[Pg 158]"></a>
+dull at first, grew more jovial, and speeches were
+numerous. The coffee and liqueurs brought the
+diners to the stage of embraces and assurances of
+mutual affection. Even Rod and Hansen, the two
+shipbrokers, who in the ordinary way hated one
+another cordially whenever one closed a charter more
+than the other, might be seen drinking together, and
+assuring all concerned that never were business competitors
+on friendlier terms. Here's luck, Rod, and
+Cheer-oh, Hansen!</p>
+
+<p>Smith and Warden Prois became quite friendly,
+not to say intimate, in the course of the evening;
+they sat a little apart, in animated discussion of something
+or other, but apparently on the best of terms.
+And they finished up towards morning by drinking
+eternal brotherhood and embracing each
+other.</p>
+
+<p>The guest of honour was escorted to his home by
+such members of the party as were still able to keep
+their feet; and Old Nick, in a farewell speech, expressed
+the wish that he, the Warden, might long
+retain the memory of that evening in his head, which
+charitable sentiment was greeted with delighted
+applause.</p>
+
+<p>A week after that memorable occasion Thor Smith
+went round to the Warden's, and presented himself
+in due form as a suitor for the hand of Miss Tulla.</p>
+
+<p>He had previously arranged with Old Nick, whom
+he had visited on the way down, that if all went as
+he wished, and the matter was settled at once, he would
+wave a handkerchief from the garden steps, so that
+Nickelsen, on the look-out at his corner window, would
+see, with a glass, the result of the suit.</p>
+
+<p>Scarcely had Old Nick arrived at his post, glass in<a class="pagenum" name="Page_159" id="Page_159" title="[Pg 159]"></a>
+hand, when lo, not one, but two handkerchiefs waved
+from the Warden's garden.</p>
+
+<p>He walked up and down the room, rubbing his hands
+in keen gratification, but turned suddenly serious, and
+murmured to himself: "Ay, they're the lucky ones,
+that don't have to go through life alone. Well, thank
+Heaven, I've never been given to grieving over things
+myself, and that's a blessing, anyhow." He lit a
+cigar, and the passing cloud was wafted away as usual
+by his inherent good humour.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I can't wait any longer; I must go round and
+be the first to offer congratulations." And off went
+Old Nick, hurrying down the street to the Warden's.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_160" id="Page_160" title="[Pg 160]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XIII" id="XIII"></a>XIII<br />
+CILIA</h2>
+
+
+<p>"The one who eats most porridge, gets most
+meat," said Cilia Braaten, ladling out a
+large second helping for Abrahamsen, the
+mate, who innocently accepted.</p>
+
+<p>"No more for me, thanks," said Soren Braaten.
+He knew his wife's economical trick of getting her
+guests to eat so much of the first course that they had
+little cargo space left for the second.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia Braaten was a woman who could hold her own,
+and was regarded as one of the cleverest shipowners
+on the fjord, closing charters herself, with or without
+a broker.</p>
+
+<p>Cecilia was her proper name, but she was invariably
+called Cilia for short.</p>
+
+<p>Soren Braaten, her husband, was hardly ever referred
+to at all, his wife having charge of everything that
+mattered, including the chartering of the two vessels
+<i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i> and <i>Apollo</i>&mdash;and Heaven help Soren if
+he failed to obey orders and sail as instructed by
+Madam Cilia.</p>
+
+<p>Soren was a kindly and genial soul, who would not
+hurt a fly as long as he was left to sail his <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>
+in peace. True, he would grumble once in a while,
+when his wife seemed more than usually unreasonable,
+and throw out hints that he knew what he was about,
+and could manage things by himself.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_161" id="Page_161" title="[Pg 161]"></a>
+"Manage, indeed. A nice sort of managing it would
+be! What about that time when you fixed <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>
+for a cargo of coals to the Limfjord, where there's
+only ten foot of water, and she draws nineteen? If I
+hadn't come and got you out of it, you'd have been
+stranded there now." And Cilia threw a glance of
+indignant superiority at Soren. The story of that
+Limfjord charter was her trump card, and never failed
+to quell Soren's faint attempts at retort.</p>
+
+<p>Altogether, Cilia was unquestionably ruler of the
+roost, and managed things as she pleased, not only as
+regards Soren and the two ships, but also Malvina, the
+only daughter, who, like the rest, obeyed her without
+demur.</p>
+
+<p>Soren had no reason to regret having given the
+administration of the household and the business into
+her care; for their fortunes throve steadily, and Cilia
+was, as mentioned, one of the smartest shipowners
+in the fjord. She invariably managed to get hold of
+the best freights going; the shipbrokers at Drammen
+seemed by tacit consent to give her the first refusal
+of anything good.</p>
+
+<p>All, then, seemed well as could be wished with the
+family as a whole, and one would have thought Cilia
+herself must be content with things as they were.
+This, however, was by no means the case; Cilia had
+troubles enough, though, as so often happens, they
+were largely of her own making.</p>
+
+<p>Soren's complete lack of tender feeling was one of
+the things that often worried her. It was particularly
+noticeable in his letters. He would write, for instance,
+in this style:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><a class="pagenum" name="Page_162" id="Page_162" title="[Pg 162]"></a>
+<p class="b0">"<span class="smcap">Madam Cilia Braaten</span>,&mdash;Arrived here in London
+fourteen days out from the Sound. All well, and now
+discharging cargo. Have drawn £120 from the agents
+here, which please find enclosed. I await instructions
+as to further movements, and beg to remain&mdash;Yours
+very truly,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">S. Braaten</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Cilia flung the letter in a drawer and raged. Was
+this love? The simpleton&mdash;he should have been left
+to manage things for himself&mdash;and where would he
+have been then? This was all the thanks one got for
+all the toil and trouble. Why couldn't he write letters
+like Mrs. Pedersen got from her husband, who was
+skipper of the <i>Vestalinde</i>, commencing "My darling
+wife," and ending up with "Ever your loving&mdash;"
+That was something like affection! A very different
+thing from Soren's "Yours very truly." Mrs. Cilia was
+bursting with indignation.</p>
+
+<p>She pondered the matter for some time, seeking to
+find a way of making Soren a little more demonstrative.
+And next time she wrote, she put it to him delicately,
+as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="b0">"<span class="smcap">My dearest Husband</span>,&mdash;I was very glad to receive
+your letter with the £120, but sorry you say nothing
+about how you are yourself. I often think affectionately
+of you, but there is a coolness about your letters which
+makes me quite unhappy to think of. You know I
+love you, and you know, too, how sorry I am to have
+to send you up into the Baltic so late in the year, but
+the freight was so good that I could not refuse it. Put
+on warm things, and see you have plenty of good food
+on board, and if you make a good voyage of it this
+time I hope to have another nice remittance from you<a class="pagenum" name="Page_163" id="Page_163" title="[Pg 163]"></a>
+before Christmas. And do let us agree for the future
+to sign our letters&mdash;'<i>Ever your loving</i>'</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">Cilia Braaten</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The result of this appeal to Soren's tender feelings
+was not long delayed. It happened that Gudmunsen,
+skipper of the <i>Apollo</i>, while in Christiania with a cargo
+of coal, went on the spree there to such an all-obliterating
+extent that Mrs. Cilia received no accounts, and
+no freight money. She therefore wrote to Soren, who
+was in London, asking him to cable by return what
+was to be done with Gudmunsen. The reply came
+back as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="b0">"Chuck him out.&mdash;Ever your loving</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">Soren Braaten</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>And thenceforward his letters and telegrams were
+invariably signed "Ever your loving."</p>
+
+<p>When Soren came home late that autumn, Cilia
+thought he might fairly have a year ashore, as they
+had laid by a good deal, and could afford a rest. Soren
+grumbled a little, and suggested that it would be desperately
+dull hanging about on shore all the summer,
+but Cilia undertook to find him entertainment enough.
+"We've all that bit of ground down there to plant
+potatoes, then the house wants painting, and a new
+garden fence&mdash;oh yes, and we ought really to have
+another well dug round at the back, and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Soren had visions of Cilia standing over him and
+ordering him about at these various tasks, while he
+toiled in the sweat of his brow. Oh, a nice sort of
+rest it would be! No, give him his old place on board,
+where he could do as he pleased.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_164" id="Page_164" title="[Pg 164]"></a>
+There was no help for it, however. Abrahamsen,
+the mate, was put in charge of <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i> that
+summer, and Soren had to stay at home.</p>
+
+<p>Soren Braaten had never had any social position
+to speak of in Strandvik, and indeed he had no wish
+for anything of the sort. His comrades at the Seamen's
+Union were good enough company for him. It was
+different with Cilia, however; as their means increased,
+she began to feel more and more aggrieved
+at never being asked to parties at Holm Berg's or Prois's,
+and as for the Magistrate's folk, they never so much
+as gave her a glance when she passed them in the
+street. And only the other day she had met that
+impertinent upstart, Lawyer Nickelsen; if he hadn't
+dared to address her simply as "Celia!" Oh, but
+she would show them! And she went over her plan&mdash;it
+was to be carried out this summer, while Soren
+was at home. Soren was to be renamed, and appear
+henceforward as Soren Braathen&mdash;with an "h,"
+Shipowner. Malvina was to be a lady, and, if possible,
+married off to some young man of standing. Then,
+surely, the family would be able to take the rank
+and position in society to which their comfortable
+means entitled them.</p>
+
+<p>While Cilia was occupied with these reflections in
+the kitchen&mdash;it was the day <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i> was to sail&mdash;Abrahamsen
+and Malvina were sitting in the summer-house
+in an attitude eloquent of itself. To be precise,
+they were holding each other's hands.</p>
+
+<p>"It's none so easy for me, Malvina," the mate was
+saying, "as a common man, to ask your father and
+mother straight out&mdash;and there's no such desperate
+hurry as I can see till after this voyage."</p>
+
+<p>With him Malvina agreed, and the loving couple<a class="pagenum" name="Page_165" id="Page_165" title="[Pg 165]"></a>
+separated, not without mutual assurances of undying
+faith and affection for better or worse, whatever
+obstacles might be placed in their way.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime, Soren Braaten had stolen down to the
+cellar, where he had a carefully hoarded stock of
+English bottled stout, with which he was wont to
+refresh himself at odd moments. Seated on a barrel,
+he was enjoying the blessing of life and liquor in deep
+draughts, without a care in the world. True, he had
+seen through the skylight Malvina and the mate in
+what might be construed as a compromising position,
+but trusting in this as in all else to Cilia's management,
+he took it for granted that she was a party to
+the affair.</p>
+
+<p><i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i> sailed, and Abrahamsen with her,
+leaving Soren at home to his fate. The potato-planting
+was shelved for the time being, as were the
+various other little jobs Cilia had mentioned; her
+one idea now was that he should appear as a gentleman
+of leisure, which Soren was unfeignedly content to do.
+In order, however, that he should not find the life
+too monotonous, she found him an occupation which
+to her idea was not incompatible with the dignity of
+a shipowner he was to look after Fagerlin. Fagerlin
+was the big brindled cow, and at present, being summertime,
+was allowed to take the air in the garden.
+Soren was accordingly charged to see that Fagerlin
+behaved herself, and did not eat up the carrots or
+the tiger lilies. Soren found the work comparable
+to that of the local customs officer, consisting as it
+did for the most part in sitting on a bench and smoking,
+with back numbers of the <i>Shipping Gazette</i> to while
+away the time.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia, however, was still constantly occupied in<a class="pagenum" name="Page_166" id="Page_166" title="[Pg 166]"></a>
+finding further means whereby the family might
+attain that position of importance and consideration
+in local society which, she was forced to admit, was
+lacking at present.</p>
+
+<p>In this she found an unexpected ally in the person
+of Lieutenant Heidt, the magistrate's son, an old
+acquaintance from the days when Cilia had been
+parlourmaid at the house. True, he had been but a
+little boy at the time, but they had never quite lost
+sight of each other, and had grown most intimate,
+especially of late, since Cilia had taken to lending him
+money, in secret.</p>
+
+<p>Lt. Heidt was of opinion that Soren ought
+to go off to some health resort; it was customary
+among people of the better class, he declared, to suffer
+from gout, or insomnia, or some such fashionable
+ailment, necessitating a few weeks' cure at one of the
+recognised establishments every summer. "And they
+put it in the papers, you know, who's there; it would
+look quite nice, say, in the <i>Morning News</i>, to see
+Shipowner Braathen, of Strandvik, was recuperating
+at So-and-so."</p>
+
+<p>Cilia found the suggestion excellent, and began
+hinting to Soren that he was suffering from sleeplessness
+and gout. Soren was astounded, and indeed
+was disposed to regard the insinuation of sleeplessness
+as a piece of sarcasm, in view of the fact that he
+regularly took a couple of hours' nap each day irrespective
+of his customary ten hours at night. His
+protests, however, were in vain; he must go to Sandefjord,
+whether he liked it or not.</p>
+
+<p>A brand new trunk with a brass plate, inscribed
+with the name and title of "Shipowner S. Braathen,
+Strandvik," was procured for the occasion, and Soren<a class="pagenum" name="Page_167" id="Page_167" title="[Pg 167]"></a>
+was escorted in full procession down to the boat, and
+packed off to Sandefjord. Before leaving, he had
+been given careful instructions by his better half as
+to behaving in a manner suited to his station, and
+also furnished with a well-lined pocket-book. This
+last was so unlike Cilia that Soren wondered what on
+earth had come to her: open-handedness in money
+matters had never been a failing of hers&mdash;far from it.</p>
+
+<p>Lt. Heidt and Cilia had further discussed the question
+as to whether Malvina ought not to be sent to
+some <em>pension</em> abroad, or at least to stay with a
+clergyman's family, for instance, somewhere in the
+country. This plan, however, was upset by Malvina's
+opposition. She flatly refused to do anything of the
+sort; and as the girl had inherited a good half at
+least of her mother's obstinacy, Cilia realised that it
+was hopeless to persist.</p>
+
+<p>During Soren's absence, Lt. Heidt suggested that
+it would be well to use the opportunity and refurnish
+the house completely, for, as he said, it would never
+do for people in such a position as the Braathens to
+have a "parlour" suite consisting of four birchwood
+chairs without springs and that horrible plaster-of-Paris
+angel that had knelt for the past twenty years
+on the embroidery-fringed bracket&mdash;it was enough
+to frighten decent people out of the house! Cilia
+entirely agreed, and only wondered how it was she
+herself had never perceived it before; this, of course,
+was the reason they had had no suitable society.
+But she would change all that. Malvina was highly
+indignant when she heard of the proposed resolution.
+The parlour was quite nice as it was, to her mind,
+and as for the angel, her father had given it to her
+when she was a child, and it did not harm anyone;<a class="pagenum" name="Page_168" id="Page_168" title="[Pg 168]"></a>
+on the contrary, she loved her angel, and would take
+care it came to no hurt.</p>
+
+<p>Lt. Heidt very kindly offered to go in to Christiania
+with Mrs. Cilia and help her choose the furniture;
+would indeed be delighted to assist in any way with
+the general rearrangement of the Braathen's <i lang="fr">ménage</i>.
+Cilia gratefully accepted, and the pair went off accordingly
+to the capital, duly furnished with the requisite
+funds, which Cilia had drawn from the bank for the
+occasion. On the way, she begged her companion to
+take charge of the money and act as treasurer; she
+had heard that pickpockets devoted their attention
+more especially to ladies.</p>
+
+<p>On arrival, Heidt suggested dining at a first-class
+restaurant which he himself frequented, and meeting
+on the way there two young gentlemen of his acquaintance,
+he introduced them to Mrs. Braathen, and
+invited them without further ceremony to join the
+party. They were frank, easy-mannered young
+fellows, and Cilia took a fancy to them, at once recognising
+them as belonging to "the quality."</p>
+
+<p>And such a dinner they had! Oysters and champagne
+to start with, game of some sort, and claret&mdash;it
+was a banquet to eclipse even the betrothal feast at
+Prois's; to which last, it is true, she had not been
+invited&mdash;but he should repent it, the supercilious old
+sweep!</p>
+
+<p>Heidt's friends, too, proved most entertaining
+company, especially the one who, it appeared, was a
+poet; he had a store of anecdotes to make one split
+one's sides with laughing, and Heidt himself was in
+high spirits. He drank with her, and said, "Your
+health, mother-in-law," and the others joined in with
+congratulations. Cilia could not help laughing, though<a class="pagenum" name="Page_169" id="Page_169" title="[Pg 169]"></a>
+she was inclined to consider it rather too much of a
+joke. Still, it was all done in such a jovial, irresistible
+fashion that she let it pass.</p>
+
+<p>After the coffee, the whole party set out to make
+purchases. First, glassware. Heidt thought it was a
+good idea to begin with glasses after dinner; one was
+more in the mood for it, he declared. An elegant
+service of cut-glass, with the monogram "S. &amp; C. B."
+was ordered. Cilia hesitated a little at the delicate,
+slender-stemmed wine-glasses, which she declared
+would "go to smithereens" in a "twinkling" at the first
+washing-up, but was assured that this was the essence
+of good taste in such matters, and finally gave in.</p>
+
+<p>Then came the furniture for the "salon" as Heidt
+called it. But when Cilia found herself tentatively
+seated on a sofa with a hard, straight back reaching
+half-way up the wall, she could not help thinking that
+the old one at home was really more comfortable; a
+thing like this seemed made to sit upright in, and as
+for lying down&mdash;&mdash;! The others, however, declared
+it elegant and "stylish," with which she felt she must
+agree, and the sofa was accordingly noted. Various
+so-called "easy-chairs," which to Cilia's mind were
+far from easy, were then added. A round settee with
+a pillar rising from the centre was to crown the whole.
+Cilia had never seen such an arrangement before, and
+was rather inclined to leave it out. But the dealer
+explained, "You place the article in the centre of the
+apartment, under a chandelier. A palm is set on the
+central pillar&mdash;and there you are!"</p>
+
+<p>"Wouldn't a nice geranium do instead?" asked
+Cilia confidentially.</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;ah&mdash;oh, certainly, yes," said the man, and
+Cilia agreed.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_170" id="Page_170" title="[Pg 170]"></a>
+"Then there are works of art," said Heidt. "No
+truly cultured home can be without them." And he
+invited Cilia to contemplate a life-size terra-cotta
+Cupid. It was terribly expensive, and she did not
+really approve of "stark-naked boys" as a decorative
+motif, but Heidt and his friends agreed that it was a
+"triumph of plastic beauty," and a work of art such
+as no one in Strandvik had ever seen, far less possessed.
+And Cilia took the Cupid with the rest.</p>
+
+<p>"Now we're all complete," said Heidt, "and I'll
+answer for it, a more recherché little interior than
+Shipowner Braathen's it will be hard to find." And
+Cilia saw in her mind's eye Lawyer Nickelsen and the
+Magistrate himself abashed and humbled before all
+this magnificence.</p>
+
+<p>As for Prois and Holm Berg&mdash;poor things, they had
+never dreamt of anything like it.</p>
+
+<p>When they got home, Cilia could not help feeling
+that it had been rather a costly outing&mdash;but what
+matter? The vessels were earning good money.</p>
+
+<p>There was a letter from Soren, giving his impressions
+of Sandefjord.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Mrs. Cilia Braathen, my dear Wife</span>,&mdash;I write
+this to let you know I have now had fourteen sulphur
+baths, kinder being thumped and hammered every
+morning from nine to ten, then breakfast, and about
+time too, seeing I have to drink five glasses of sulphur
+water and one of salts on an empty stomach.</p>
+
+<p>"In accordance with your instructions, I have duly
+informed the doctor here that I am in need of insomnia,
+which he assures me will improve with continued
+treatment.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"There are any amount of people here on the same<a class="pagenum" name="Page_171" id="Page_171" title="[Pg 171]"></a>
+business, Danes and Swedes too, and all seem to be
+enjoying it like anything, which is more than I can
+understand. There's a band plays here all day, but
+the days seem to go very slowly all the same. Take
+care of yourself till I come back.&mdash;Ever your loving</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">S. Braathen</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Malvina, too, had a letter from her father:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My dear Daughter</span>,&mdash;Your letter was a great
+comfort to me in this place, which the same I would
+liken unto Sodom and Gomorrah, not only for the
+sulphur and brimstone but other things beside.</p>
+
+<p>"It was no surprise to me when you say you are in
+love with Abrahamsen, seeing I was watching you
+holding hands with him that day in the summer-house.</p>
+
+<p>"I give you my blessing and welcome, which please
+find herewith. He's not much of an expert, as you
+might say, in navigation, looking all ways round for
+the sun, but with God's help I dare say you'll be able
+to manage him. And as for your mother, you'll just
+have to square it with her the best you can, which is
+more than I ever could myself.</p>
+
+<p>"I am getting on famously here all round, all except
+the insomnia, which I haven't been able to manage
+up to now. I still get my night's rest and my afternoon
+nap, for all their nasty waters inside and out. But
+don't tell your mother I said so, but let her think I'm
+getting on that way.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"Don't forget to write and let me know how she is
+and all that's doing.&mdash;Yours respectfully,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">S. Braathen</span>.</p>
+
+<p>"P.S.&mdash;What you say about Lieutenant Heidt has<a class="pagenum" name="Page_172" id="Page_172" title="[Pg 172]"></a>
+written you a love-letter, don't worry about that, but
+sufficient unto the day and so on. You can tell him
+you could never love anybody that hadn't got his
+mate's certificate, which I'm pretty sure he hasn't
+nor ever likely to be."</p></div>
+
+<p>Cilia had a desperately busy time unpacking all the
+things from Christiania, but, thanks to Lt. Heidt, who
+was always at hand ready to help, the work was soon
+got over.</p>
+
+<p>The house was changed beyond all recognition.
+<em>Now</em> let the Prois's and Lawyer Nickelsen come, and
+see what they'd say! Lt. Heidt came round every
+day now, and was so attentive to Malvina that Cilia
+felt all but sure of him already for a son-in-law, and
+reproved her daughter severely for being so "stand-offish"
+with him. But Malvina, remembering who
+was primarily responsible for the deposition of her
+plaster angel, and the substitution of a stark-naked
+boy, found it impossible to regard the culprit with
+anything but marked disfavour.</p>
+
+<p>Never was Cupid looked upon so sourly by the
+fairer sex. Cilia, it is true, had gradually brought
+herself to look him straight in the face when she
+entered the room, instead of turning aside, but Malvina
+still flushed and averted her eyes. The angel at least
+was decent; no one need be ashamed of that!</p>
+
+<p>At last everything was in order, and Cilia was able
+to look round proudly on an establishment fitted for
+persons of "quality." Hitherto it had always been
+her custom to go bareheaded within doors; now,
+however, she adopted a dainty white cap with a
+cluster of dark red auriculas on top, as befitted a lady
+of means and position.</p>
+
+<p>When Soren came home, the first thing she did was<a class="pagenum" name="Page_173" id="Page_173" title="[Pg 173]"></a>
+to usher him into the drawing-room with a triumphant
+gesture. There! what did he think of that?</p>
+
+<p>Soren stood for a moment dumbfounded, and when
+at last Cilia invited him to sit down, he took out his
+handkerchief, spread it out carefully on the settee,
+and seated himself gingerly, glancing up now and
+again at the geranium, as if fearing it might fall on
+his head.</p>
+
+<p>At the first opportunity he went off with Malvina
+to the wash-house, where the two had a long confabulation,
+the end of which was a solemn declaration on the
+part of Soren to the effect that his spouse must be "a
+trifle wrong in the upper works." And he swore that
+she had far more need of the Sandefjord waters than
+he had ever had.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia, of course, must give a party to show off the
+establishment in its new finery. Invitations were sent
+out on printed cards a week beforehand, the list
+including Heidts, Prois's and Lawyer Nickelsen.
+Cilia had really half a mind to "leave out all that
+haughty lot," but if she did, where would the leaders
+of society be at all?</p>
+
+<p>Soren was ordered to get himself a tail coat for the
+occasion. It was his duty as host, Cilia said. But
+for the first time in his life Soren refused to obey,
+and that so emphatically that his wife was startled.
+"If you and all the rest of them can't have me in my
+Sunday coat as it is, why, well and good&mdash;I'll go out
+fishing that day and you can have it all to yourselves."
+With which mutinous declaration Soren went out
+into the kitchen and confided to Malvina that he'd
+"had about enough of all this nonsense." Malvina
+cordially agreed, and did her best to keep him in that
+frame of mind.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_174" id="Page_174" title="[Pg 174]"></a>
+Cilia pondered over the matter for some time; she
+had never before known Soren to disregard her injunctions
+in that fashion. But let him wait; she'd
+give him "Sunday coat" with a vengeance once the
+party was well over.</p>
+
+<p>The first thing Abrahamsen learned when he returned
+was news of the wonderful changes Cilia had made in
+the house. "Fitted up like a palace," said old Holm
+Berg. Then, too, of course, there were plenty of people
+to tell him of Malvina's engagement to Lt. Heidt, and
+how the latter had been round at the house "every
+blessed day all through the summer." Consequently,
+it was with heavy heart and ill-forebodings that the
+mate set out to call. Fortunately, however, he found
+Malvina alone in the front room, cleaning windows,
+and was able to arrange a meeting with her in the
+wash-house as soon as he had been in to deliver his
+report to Cilia. This was soon effected, Cilia being
+so occupied with preparations for the party that she
+even forgot to ask how much of the freight money
+was left.</p>
+
+<p>Abrahamsen went down then to the wash-house,
+where doubts and fears were soon disposed of, despite
+the fact that the lovers' affectionate <i lang="fr">tête-à-tête</i> was
+interrupted by a violent rattling in the tub, where
+Soren kept his bottled beer&mdash;the stout, alas, was gone
+long since.</p>
+
+<p>The wash-house cellar was, as Soren put it, his "free
+port and patent breakwater" where he could anchor
+in safety whenever the waves of domestic strife ran
+over high.</p>
+
+<p>A regular triple-alliance was now concluded between
+Soren, Abrahamsen and Malvina to meet the treacherous
+plottings of the two remaining powers: Cilia and Lt.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_175" id="Page_175" title="[Pg 175]"></a>
+Heidt. The Congress of the wash-house agreed to
+adopt and maintain an attitude of armed and watchful
+neutrality for the present, only proceeding to open
+hostilities in case of need, when concerted action would
+be taken according as circumstances might require.</p>
+
+<p>While this conference was taking place, Lt. Heidt,
+who had arrived meantime, was closeted with Cilia
+in long and earnest conversation, in the course of
+which he declared that his intentions towards Malvina
+were entirely honourable, and that it was his dearest
+wish to become a son-in-law of the house.</p>
+
+<p>The Lieutenant was all for an immediate decision,
+the engagement then to be publicly declared on the
+following day at the party. Cilia, however, foresaw
+difficulties in effecting this: it would be necessary to
+prepare Malvina gradually for the honour and happiness
+in store for her. Finally, it was agreed that Cilia
+should use her utmost efforts, and tackle Malvina
+that same evening, get a satisfactory answer out of
+her if possible, and then fire off the news at dinner
+next day. The Lieutenant on his part was to hold
+himself in readiness for immediate action at the
+opportune moment. The pair then separated, with
+assurances of mutual esteem and affection.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia was so overwhelmed that she was obliged to
+remain a full half-hour alone in the splendours of the
+newly furnished salon, meditating upon the wonderful
+good fortune that was about to fall upon the house.
+A real lieutenant, and the magistrate's son to boot&mdash;an
+alliance with the leading family in the town! Thus
+was the name of Braathen to be lifted from the potato-patch
+of vulgar insignificance to the gardens of rank
+and "quality."</p>
+
+<p>Abrahamsen, stealing out by by the back way, was<a class="pagenum" name="Page_176" id="Page_176" title="[Pg 176]"></a>
+just in time to perceive Lt. Heidt taking leave of Cilia,
+and noting the cordiality between the two, he realised
+that there was rough weather ahead before he could
+hope to lay alongside his dainty prize. He confided
+as much to his intimate friend, Thor Smith, the magistrate's
+clerk. The latter had an ancient grudge
+against young Heidt, who had at one time made some
+attempt at cutting him out with Tulla Prois, and that in
+the basest manner, which Smith had never forgiven him.</p>
+
+<p>But he should pay for it&mdash;Smith would see to that!</p>
+
+<p>When Abrahamsen had set forth the position in
+detail, Smith pressed his hand, and swore to aid him
+by all means in his power. Here at last was a chance
+of getting even with his rival.</p>
+
+<p>That same evening Smith went round for a chat
+with Old Nick, as he often did. On reaching the
+house, however, the housekeeper informed him that
+Nickelsen was engaged in the office&mdash;Skipper Braaten
+was in there with him.</p>
+
+<p>Smith pricked up his ears at this, and at once concluded
+that the consultation must have something to
+do with the matrimonial plans afoot in the skipper's
+household.</p>
+
+<p>He waited, therefore, and a little while later Nickelsen
+entered, looking very thoughtful. His air, however,
+changed to one of cautious reserve when Smith
+greeted him with:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, have you been through the Code of Matrimonial
+Law with Soren Braaten?"</p>
+
+<p>"What makes you think so?" said Nickelsen.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear old Nick, don't try that on with me. I've
+just heard about it from my particular friend Abrahamsen.
+And I don't mind telling you I'm out to put the
+brave Lieutenant's nose out of joint if I can."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_177" id="Page_177" title="[Pg 177]"></a>
+"H'm&mdash;well, it's right enough. And as for the
+Lieutenant, why, 'twould be easy enough. But Cilia's
+a different matter, now she's got her head puffed up
+with all this 'fashionable' nonsense. Old Soren
+has fairly got his blood up this time though; he
+wanted her declared unfit to act, and a legal guardian
+appointed&mdash;what do you say to that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Nickelsen, what if you and I put our
+heads together and fixed it up ourselves for Malvina
+and Abrahamsen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Good Lord above us, what are you thinking of?
+Do you want me to play <i lang="fr">postillon d'amour</i> for all the
+loving couples in the town?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's a noble mission, you know, really. Just
+think how Tulla and I look up to you with&mdash;er&mdash;with
+affection and esteem&mdash;since that banquet affair."</p>
+
+<p>"You can think yourself lucky it went off as well
+as it did," said Old Nick.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;this'll come off all right too, you'll see. Come
+along, let's set to work and draw up a plan of campaign.
+We're getting quite old hands at the game."</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was not without some scruples, but after
+further pressure he at last consented to give his support
+as far as he could.</p>
+
+<p>As a result of mature deliberation the following
+scheme was drawn up, to be submitted to Soren
+Braaten and Abrahamsen for consideration:</p>
+
+<p>1. Soren to arrange that Thor Smith and Abrahamsen
+be among the guests invited to the party.</p>
+
+<p>2. Soren to say a few words of welcome to the guests
+at table, whereupon Lawyer Nickelsen would make a
+"flowing and eloquent" speech proposing the host
+and hostess.</p>
+
+<p>3. Immediately after this the grand scene, wherein<a class="pagenum" name="Page_178" id="Page_178" title="[Pg 178]"></a>
+Soren Braaten, rising again, delivers a speech, prepared
+beforehand by Nickelsen and Smith, announcing
+Malvina's engagement to Abrahamsen.</p>
+
+<p>This surprise attack, the conspirators reckoned,
+could not fail to throw the enemy's forces into confusion.</p>
+
+<p>Both, however, knowing Cilia's temper, her energy
+and force of character, were agreed that the plan had
+its weak points. She might, for instance, prefer to
+make a scene rather than surrender unconditionally.
+Nevertheless, both Smith and Old Nick thought she
+would probably give way; and having regard to the
+sound strategic principle that a purely defensive position
+is generally untenable, they thought best to
+urge the Triple Alliance to take the offensive at the
+earliest opportunity.</p>
+
+<p>No sooner said than done<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span> Soren and Abrahamsen
+were sent for, and lost no time in making their appearance;
+both had a feeling that great events were in
+the air.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime, the enemy was not inactive. The
+Lieutenant, certain of victory, now that he had
+secured so powerful an ally as Cilia, had already confided
+his intentions to his father. The magistrate, in his
+own mind, could not help thinking that a daughter of
+his former parlourmaid was hardly a match for his son,
+but on the other hand it might make a man of him.
+And the Braatens were said to be quite wealthy people.
+Malvina was the only child, so that from that point of
+view, no objection could be raised. Finally, he declared
+himself willing to give his consent, but, learning
+that the engagement was to be formally announced
+at dinner on the following day, he became serious, and
+went down quietly to his office to prepare a speech<a class="pagenum" name="Page_179" id="Page_179" title="[Pg 179]"></a>
+suited to the occasion. His consent to the marriage
+was one thing, but he was resolved that it should not
+lead to overmuch intimacy between the two families.
+And this he was anxious to point out, with all possible
+delicacy, of course, but definitely enough to permit of
+no misunderstanding.</p>
+
+<p>The party assembled at Old Nick's, including
+Thor Smith, Abrahamsen and Soren Braaten, were
+unanimous in declaring the proposed scheme admirable.
+The only hesitation was on the part of Soren,
+who, being himself cast for the leading part, naturally
+felt the risk. The others, however, insisted that no
+one else could do it, and he therefore agreed to sacrifice
+himself in a forlorn hope for the general good.</p>
+
+<p>On being handed the speech, carefully written out
+by Old Nick himself, Soren scratched his head and
+looked thoroughly miserable. He had never made a
+speech in his life, and had no sort of confidence in his
+declamatory powers. There was no help for it, however,
+and with a sigh he thrust the paper into his
+waistcoat pocket.</p>
+
+<p>Before leaving he was instructed to make known
+the details of the plan to Malvina, and charge her to
+be as amiable as possible to Heidt, in order to avoid
+any suspicion in the minds of the others as to the
+conspiracy afoot.</p>
+
+<p>On reaching home, he sought out Malvina and
+explained the situation, whereafter the two in concert
+managed to get Cilia to invite Thor Smith and
+Abrahamsen at the eleventh hour; Cilia herself, as
+far as could be seen, had no suspicion of any covert
+motive underlying the request.</p>
+
+<p>Nearly all that night Soren sat up in his bedroom
+brooding over the speech. "Gentlemen and&mdash;er&mdash;h'm&mdash;I<a class="pagenum" name="Page_180" id="Page_180" title="[Pg 180]"></a>
+should say ladies and gentlemen&mdash;er&mdash;I rise
+to this&mdash;I rise on this occasion ..." etc. Soren
+toiled at the speech, sweating properly, and cursing
+at intervals, till nearly morning. And when at last
+he fell asleep, it was only to dream that Old Nick
+stood over him, tweaking his nose with the fire-tongs,
+while he strove in vain to get beyond the opening
+sentence of his oration.</p>
+
+<p>He awoke, however, in excellent spirits, and ceased
+to worry about the speech at all, arguing to himself
+that it would come off all right once he got going.
+He ran up the flag with his own hands, and meeting
+Cilia in the kitchen as he came in, he chucked her
+under the chin with a cheerful: "Well, old lady,
+feeling fit?" Whereat Cilia was considerably taken
+aback, being all unused to such attentions.</p>
+
+<p>There was great excitement in the town as to how
+the much-talked-of party would go off, and, long before
+the appointed hour, the garden fence was lined outside
+by the youth of the neighbourhood, awaiting
+the arrival of the guests.</p>
+
+<p>"There's Holm Berg, boys, stovepipe and all&mdash;and
+here's the Lieutenant with his pig-sticker&mdash;and
+look at Old Nick in his white gloves, and walking like
+he was on stilts&mdash;hurraa&mdash;a&mdash;a!"</p>
+
+<p>The house was brilliantly illuminated and looked
+very festive indeed; so overwhelming was the display
+that most of the natives stole away into odd corners
+where they could see as much as possible without
+being seen. Lt. Heidt was thoroughly at home, and
+helped to look after the guests, though this, indeed,
+was superfluous, Soren himself exhibiting so much
+sangfroid and confidence of manner that he might
+have been on board his own vessel and in sole command.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_181" id="Page_181" title="[Pg 181]"></a>
+He shook hands with each as they arrived, and bade
+them welcome with smiling self-possession. Cilia
+hardly knew him in this new guise as master of the
+house, and a shiver of excitement thrilled her as
+she thought of the developments in store. She had,
+indeed, sufficient reason for anxiety, inasmuch as she
+had had a serious talk with Malvina just before the
+guests arrived, endeavouring to extract from her a
+promise to give a favourable answer to Lt. Heidt.
+But there was no getting anything definite out of
+Malvina; she demanded time to think it over.</p>
+
+<p>The first slight stiffness among the guests soon
+disappeared, and, by the time dinner was served,
+most of them felt quite sufficiently at home to do full
+justice to an excellent repast.</p>
+
+<p>There were to be no speeches until dessert, and now
+the fateful moment was near.</p>
+
+<p>Malvina was in a corner with Lt. Heidt, the latter
+so tender and smiling that old Mrs. Berg nudged the
+parson's wife and whispered, "Look, I'm sure he's
+proposing now!" The lady addressed, however, was
+somewhat deaf, and looked up with an inquiring
+"Eh?" Mrs. Berg did not venture to repeat the
+observation out loud, and substituted a remark about
+"the jelly delicious, don't you think?"</p>
+
+<p>Malvina turned pale and red alternately with
+emotion; there was no getting out of the corner, for
+Heidt barred the way. Now and again she cast a
+despairing glance at the Cupid, as if asking aid; but
+no, the figure only stared back with a silly smile&mdash;ridiculous
+creature!</p>
+
+<p>Abrahamsen, in the passage adjoining, was watching
+the pair with ill-repressed impatience. The sight of
+the young lieutenant bending close and whispering<a class="pagenum" name="Page_182" id="Page_182" title="[Pg 182]"></a>
+confidentially to Malvina made him tingle, and he
+clenched his fists. Abrahamsen was an ill man to
+jest with, and, as Soren was wont to say, he had a
+pair of fists as heavy as the flippers of a full-grown
+seal.</p>
+
+<p>Coolest of all the conspirators was Old Nick, who
+walked about, smiling and content, enjoying his own
+observation of the entire menagerie, as he called
+it. Towards Cilia he was deference itself, and won
+her heart completely by addressing her as "Mrs.
+Braathen."</p>
+
+<p>At last Soren tapped his glass; all eyes were at
+once turned towards him. He started off simply and
+easily; he had just one thing to say and that was,
+he thanked them all for their presence there this
+evening, and was very glad to see them under his
+humble roof. Your health! Cilia was quite proud
+of her husband for once, and not a little surprised;
+it was not a bit like Soren. Where on earth had he
+picked it up? She herself had previously asked
+Lt. Heidt, as a friend of the family, to say a few words
+of welcome, but Soren had managed it excellently
+already. Well, so much the better; it would show
+Lt. Heidt that even he was not indispensable.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick then rose, and proposed "our host and
+hostess" in a speech so fluent and cordial that even
+the parson's wife, who had scarcely heard a word of
+it, declared it was "perfectly charming."</p>
+
+<p>All drank with Cilia, who curtsyed and nodded and
+smiled, and nodded again, until her head almost fell
+off; never in her dreams had she imagined such an
+exalted moment.</p>
+
+<p>The regulation speeches were now over, and nothing
+more was expected beyond a few words from the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_183" id="Page_183" title="[Pg 183]"></a>
+parson, when, to Cilia's astonishment and the surprise
+of the guests, Soren again stepped forward and raised
+his glass.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia's first thought was that her husband had
+taken a drop too much, but his calm, easy manner
+disposed of that idea in a moment. She wondered
+what on earth was going to happen, and for the first
+time in her life the foundations of her despotic power
+seemed shaken.</p>
+
+<p>There was a tense silence among the guests; what
+could he have to say? Old Nick stood beside him,
+chatting easily with Malvina as if nothing were amiss.
+Thor Smith was out in the passage with Abrahamsen.
+Justice Heidt, who had been waiting all the evening
+for the "declaration," drew a little nearer, in the
+belief that it was coming.</p>
+
+<p>Soren drank off his own glass of sherry, and having
+reinforced it with Old Nick's and the parson's, which
+stood nearest on the table, he gave vent to a long
+sigh, or grunt, and commenced as follows:</p>
+
+<p>"Ladies and Gentlemen: as mentioned, there's a
+thing we call a union, which means, well&mdash;a sort of
+union, you know" (loud applause from some of the
+younger men, who thought Soren was referring to
+the Union of Norway and Sweden), "and you can't
+have any sort of union without&mdash;h'm&mdash;respect and&mdash;h'm&mdash;affection
+on both sides." (Here the speaker
+directed a lowering glance at Lt. Heidt, who was
+moving towards the table.)</p>
+
+<p>"There was a whole lot more I was supposed to say
+about this, but I've forgotten the rest. And, anyhow,
+it's a bit of a large order to expect an old skipper like
+me to rattle out all that stuff about garlands of roses
+and bonds of something&mdash;or&mdash;other." Old Nick gave<a class="pagenum" name="Page_184" id="Page_184" title="[Pg 184]"></a>
+a despairing glance at Thor Smith, who shook his
+head sadly. "Well, anyhow, it's as well to take the
+bull by the horns, so here you are. Abrahamsen,
+you've had charge of the old <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i> two voyages
+this year, and I hereby make no bones about giving
+you my girl Malvina, to sail her without deviation or
+any delay, as the apple of my heart, across the ocean
+of life, with all due care and seamanship, as set forth
+in the bills of lading. And seeing as that same ocean's
+given to foul weather and suchlike perils, dangers and
+accidents of the sea or other waters, you'll need to
+keep a sharp look-out and navigate according. And,
+well, the Lord be with you. Amen."</p>
+
+<p>Cilia, who was nervous and unsettled enough beforehand,
+now lost her head completely, and as the guests
+crowded round to offer their congratulations, she sank
+into a chair holding a handkerchief to her eyes. And
+when Malvina came up to embrace her, she broke
+down completely.</p>
+
+<p>Lt. Heidt turned sharply about in military fashion,
+and strode magnificently out into the hall. On the
+way he encountered Old Nick, who was rude enough
+to smile at him, and say, "Rather neat that, don't you
+think?"</p>
+
+<p>Justice Heidt retired quietly, inwardly congratulating
+himself with the thought that it was just as well
+he had escaped closer connection with so plebeian a
+family!</p>
+
+<p>When the guests had left, Soren sat down beside his
+wife and took her hand, endeavouring to comfort her
+as well as he could. Cilia still wept, however; as if
+all the tears she might have shed in her life, but never
+had, were bursting forth at once. So copious indeed
+was the flow, that Soren privately reckoned out it<a class="pagenum" name="Page_185" id="Page_185" title="[Pg 185]"></a>
+would have sufficed to water half the carrot patch at
+least.</p>
+
+<p>It was with strange thoughts that Cilia retired to
+rest. She was beginning to realise that she had been
+dethroned; her power within-doors and abroad was
+gone for ever; she had made a fool of herself with a
+vengeance. It was a bitter thing to feel. She went
+over in her mind the events of the summer: Soren's
+journey to Sandefjord, her own expedition to
+Christiania with Lt. Heidt, the party, and the new
+furniture&mdash;how could she ever have been so foolish,
+so insane!</p>
+
+<p>Towards morning she grew calmer; she had decided
+what to do, and was herself again.</p>
+
+<p>She rose before the others were stirring, and lit a
+big fire in the kitchen. Her sharp features showed
+firm and decided as she stood before the stove, stiffly
+upright, one hand fiercely clenching a crumpled roll of
+something white. This she presently threw into the
+flames with a deep sigh&mdash;but a sigh of relief, as if in
+casting off a burden. It was her dainty indoor cap,
+with the auriculas, that was sacrificed; the thing
+hissed and spluttered, vanishing at last in sooty fragments
+up the chimney.</p>
+
+<p>When Soren and Malvina came down, they found
+her on all fours in the parlour, hard at work packing
+up carpets and curtains, knick-knacks and chandeliers.
+They stood watching her for a while, but Cilia sharply
+ordered them to help&mdash;and willingly they did! Not
+a word was exchanged between the three; they
+simply went on packing and packing, closing up the
+cases and packing more, till they were ready to be
+carried out into the yard.</p>
+
+<p>In the course of the morning Abrahamsen turned<a class="pagenum" name="Page_186" id="Page_186" title="[Pg 186]"></a>
+up, and lent a hand with the packing-cases. It was
+almost as if it were a question of getting some evil
+influence out of the house as quickly as possible. All
+four worked together with perfect understanding, and
+not a word was said either of the engagement or of the
+party.</p>
+
+<p>"What are we to do with that fellow there?" said
+Abrahamsen, pointing to the Cupid.</p>
+
+<p>Soren scratched his chin thoughtfully for a while,
+and, as a result of his cogitations, suggested "making
+a fountain." He had seen dozens of suchlike figures
+in the course of his travels. You set them up in
+gardens, with a hole bored through and a tube let in.
+Why not stick it up on the pump outside; it would
+look fine then! But Malvina insisted on getting rid
+of the thing altogether; it had caused mischief enough
+as it was. Thus Abrahamsen had an inspiration.
+"Let's make Lawyer Nickelsen a present of it; he's
+got a couple of things much the same to look at. I
+dare say he'd be glad to have one more." The proposal
+was received with acclamation, Cilia herself
+offering no objection, but declaring they might do
+what they pleased with the thing.</p>
+
+<p>Abrahamsen accordingly took the unfortunate Cupid,
+stuffed it into a sack, and marched off with it. Nickelsen
+was not a little surprised to receive a visit from the
+mischievous god, but on learning what was taking
+place in its former home, he consented to shelter the
+poor outcast. He also shook hands with Abrahamsen,
+and said:</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Abrahamsen, I congratulate you&mdash;and I
+must say Cilia is wiser than I thought. It's not many
+people would have the sense and character to repair
+an error so resolutely as she has done."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_187" id="Page_187" title="[Pg 187]"></a>
+There was general astonishment in Strandvik when
+Cilia's elegant new furniture was seen being loaded on
+board a coasting-vessel down at the quay; still further
+wonder when it transpired that the entire consignment
+was destined for Christiania, to be sold by auction
+there.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia went aboard calmly and quietly, paying no
+heed to gossip or impertinent questions. And indeed
+there were few who ventured to question her at all,
+for her manner was severe enough to keep even the
+most inquisitive at arm's length. As soon as the
+vessel had left, she had all the old furniture put back
+in its place. Malvina brought out her plaster angel,
+wiped it carefully, and set it up on the same old bracket
+again.</p>
+
+<p>It was surprising how comfortable everything
+seemed at home now. Soren was so delighted he went
+about rubbing his hands, and even Cilia herself seemed
+gentler and more tractable than before. So much
+so, indeed, that Soren decided to give up his quarters
+in the wash-house, and drank his bottled beer on a
+settle in the kitchen, as if it were the most natural
+thing in the world; and Cilia made no protest, but
+set out glass and tray for him herself! Soren felt he
+was the happiest man in the world, and it was not
+many weeks before all was back in the old routine,
+Cilia devoting herself in earnest to the business of
+shipowning and chartering. Abrahamsen was transferred
+to the <i>Apollo</i>, and Soren went on board his old
+friend <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>, a skipper once more.</p>
+
+<p>One thing Cilia found more astonishing than all
+else, and that was that both Lawyer Nickelsen and
+old Prois himself took to calling at the house now and
+then; nay, more&mdash;she and Malvina were actually<a class="pagenum" name="Page_188" id="Page_188" title="[Pg 188]"></a>
+asked to tea at the Prois's. Cilia was finding out
+that there were more things in heaven and earth than
+were dreamt of in her philosophy.</p>
+
+<p>Passing by Cilia's well-kept garden in the spring,
+one might see a number of wine-glasses, minus the
+stems, but engraved with the monogram "S. &amp; C. B.,"
+placed protectingly over tender seedling or cuttings
+planted out in the round or oblong borders&mdash;"all
+that's left of the days when mother went wrong in the
+upper works," said Soren Braaten.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_189" id="Page_189" title="[Pg 189]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XIV" id="XIV"></a>XIV<br />
+A ROYAL VISIT</h2>
+
+
+<p>"Heard the news, Nickelsen?" cried Thor
+Smith, looking in at Nickelsen's door.</p>
+
+<p>"No, what?"</p>
+
+<p>"The King's coming."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't talk nonsense&mdash;what d'you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's true, honour bright. The Council's all head
+over heels already, fixing up a committee for the
+arrangement."</p>
+
+<p>"No, really? Why, that'll be first-rate. Just
+wanted something to brighten things up a bit; it's
+been very dull lately." Old Nick rubbed his hands
+gleefully. "Come along, let's walk down that way a
+bit and see if we can get hold of somebody in the
+know."</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo, here's Holm Berg! I say, are you on this
+committee?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, thank goodness, I managed to get out of it.
+Not but that there were plenty anxious to get in!"</p>
+
+<p>"Who's on it, then, do you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there's Heidt, of course, as Justice, but he
+was quite put out about it himself, and wished His
+Majesty I won't say where. You see, it means getting
+new uniform, for the gold braid's all worn off his
+old one."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and who else?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_190" id="Page_190" title="[Pg 190]"></a>
+"Oh, let's see; the parson, Governor Hansen,
+Watchmaker Rordam and Dr. Knap&mdash;oh yes, and
+Prois, of course, as Warden."</p>
+
+<p>"What, old Prois?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and he was quite cut up about it too. Said
+he was too old for such tomfoolery."</p>
+
+<p>It was a busy time all round for the loyal citizens
+of Strandvik; and the worst of it was, they had only
+three days to make all arrangements. The royal
+party would arrive on Thursday at four o'clock and
+dine in the town. And to-day was Monday.</p>
+
+<p>The committee held meetings morning and afternoon.
+A band was asked for by telegram from the
+naval station at Horten, and a special cook from
+Drammen; both, fortunately, promised to come.</p>
+
+<p>A triumphal arch was set up at the Custom House,
+and Nachmann, the German wine merchant, sent up
+four cart-loads of bottles to the Town Hall, where
+the banquet was to be held. Nachmann was in high
+feather, and declared loyally that a Royal House
+was an excellent institution and an encouragement
+to trade and commerce.</p>
+
+<p>But what was the King to drive in? Consul
+Jansen had a very respectable pair-horse carriage of
+his own, lined with grey silk, and suitable for most
+"special occasions," but unfortunately one of the
+horses was lame, and the other a confirmed runaway.
+What was to be done?</p>
+
+<p>Lt. Heidt had just got a new mount, but so miserably
+emaciated a beast that one could almost see daylight
+through its ribs. There was no possibility of
+using such a bag of bones for such a purpose.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, the choice fell upon Baker Ottosen's black
+mare, a famous beauty. But one mare's not a pair;<a class="pagenum" name="Page_191" id="Page_191" title="[Pg 191]"></a>
+there was nothing for it but to take Governor Hansen's
+old "Swift," so called from the fact of its never on
+any occasion exceeding the easiest amble. It was
+hoped that the close proximity of the mare would
+liven it up a little.</p>
+
+<p>For three whole days Aslaksen of the livery stables
+practised the pair up and down through the streets,
+to the great edification of the urchins, who ran after
+the carriage shouting and cheering.</p>
+
+<p>Tar barrels and rockets were set ready in place
+out in the fjord, and all the candles in the stores
+were bought up for the purpose of illumination.</p>
+
+<p>From early morning the committee <a class="corr" name="TC_6" id="TC_6" title="were">was</a> abroad,
+in full evening-dress, and desperately busy.</p>
+
+<p>Old Justice Heidt stood in his shirt-sleeves and
+new gold-braided breeches making his most deferential
+bow to an old American clock: "May it please
+Your Majesty, in the person of the town's ..." he
+had to look up the paper and read through his speech
+once again.</p>
+
+<p>Excitement increased as the day wore on. Stout
+peasant girls with red roses in their hats, and lanky
+youths with blue and green ties, and a bottle of spirits
+in their hinder pockets, began pouring into the town.</p>
+
+<p>The committee was working feverishly. Everything
+was now practically ready, flags and bunting
+everywhere, and as many green wreaths as seven old
+women had been able to prepare in three days.
+All that remained was the great centre-piece, with
+the arms of the town, to be hung above the royal
+seat in the banqueting hall.</p>
+
+<p>Watchmaker Rordam, who, in addition to having
+charge of all the time-pieces in the town, further
+acted as instrument maker, turner and decorator, had<a class="pagenum" name="Page_192" id="Page_192" title="[Pg 192]"></a>
+undertaken to paint the aforesaid piece. But at one
+o'clock he suddenly retired in dudgeon, and the arms
+of the town were nowhere. The cause of this disaster
+was Old Nick, who had come up during the morning
+to the hall to see how the decorations were getting on.
+Rordam was there just putting the finishing touches
+to his masterpiece.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, Rordam, painting a picture, are you? Tell
+me, what it's supposed to be, exactly?"</p>
+
+<p>"Eh?" said Rordam, with a frown. "Can't you
+see? Why, the town arms, of course&mdash;a bear holding
+a pine tree on a blue ground, and a goddess with the
+scales of justice in red in the other corner."</p>
+
+<p>"No, really?" said Old Nick. "Devil take me, if
+I didn't think it was Adam and Eve stealing apples
+in the Garden of Eden."</p>
+
+<p>Rordam was furious, and swore he would not put
+up with such impertinence, he had not come there
+to be insulted. He had undertaken the work as a
+loyal citizen's contribution to the general good,
+without fee or remuneration of any sort, and if Lawyer
+Nickelsen thought he could paint a better coat-of-arms,
+why, let him take over the business, and welcome.
+And, tearing down his painting, the indignant watchmaker
+took himself off.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick likewise found it advisable to disappear,
+after a vain attempt to bring the injured painter to
+reason, assuring him that it was only a joke, no harm
+intended, etc. etc.</p>
+
+<p>The committee was summoned in haste, and stood
+staring blankly at the empty space where the bear
+and the goddess of justice should have appeared.</p>
+
+<p>Their anger was very naturally turned upon Old
+Nick.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_193" id="Page_193" title="[Pg 193]"></a>
+"Really, I think he might have kept his remarks
+to himself," said Dr. Knap. "Old muddler that
+he is."</p>
+
+<p>"He never can keep a still tongue in his head,"
+agreed Justice Heidt.</p>
+
+<p>It was now past one o'clock: the King was to
+arrive at four, and there was no painting a new design
+in three hours. Hang up a big Norwegian flag?
+That, of course, could be done; but it would seem a
+very poor sort of decoration without the arms of the
+town. Then Governor Hansen had a bright idea:
+"Let's get up an impromptu lunch at once, and ask
+Rordam along, as if nothing was the matter."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think he'll come?" asked Justice Heidt.</p>
+
+<p>"Sure enough&mdash;if we just let him know it's a
+special lunch for a small select party. Send the
+message in your own name, Justice, and I'll wager
+a bottle of Montebello he'll come."</p>
+
+<p>Half an hour after, Rordam arrived, and was received
+by Justice Heidt, who clapped him on the shoulder
+and thanked him heartily for his splendid decoration
+of the hall.</p>
+
+<p>"And I must say we are fortunate in having in so
+small a town an artist of taste like yourself. I am sure
+His Majesty will wish to thank you personally. By
+the way, that coat of arms, it will be ready in time, I
+hope? Dr. Knap was just saying it was a magnificent
+piece of work."</p>
+
+<p>"Why&mdash;er&mdash;that is&mdash;I wasn't altogether pleased
+with it myself, so I took it down."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, nonsense, my dear fellow! I am sure it's excellent.
+Hang it up again and don't worry about
+that."</p>
+
+<p>The shield was set in place again accordingly, and<a class="pagenum" name="Page_194" id="Page_194" title="[Pg 194]"></a>
+the committee unanimously expressed their admiration.
+The figure of the bear in particular was highly
+praised. "As lifelike as anything you'd see in a menagerie,"
+said Warden Prois cautiously. "And the
+young lady too, I'm sure," said Dr. Knap, with a sly
+nudge to Heidt. Rordam was pacified, completely
+won over, and so gratified at the amiable condescension
+of the notables at lunch that he felt he could afford to
+despise a mere lawyer like that fellow Nickelsen.</p>
+
+<p>At half-past three precisely the committee members
+of Council and other leading personages went down
+to the quay where the Royal party was to land. The
+appearance of Warden Prois, with his gold-laced cap,
+ditto tunic, belt and dirk (all newly ordered for the
+occasion) was the signal for cheering from the assembled
+urchins. The demonstration, however, so annoyed
+the old man that he angrily ordered them to "keep
+quiet, you little devils," at which undignified utterance
+on the part of a person in authority, Justice Heidt
+frowned severely.</p>
+
+<p>The four town constables were likewise dressed for
+the occasion with new trousers and white cotton
+gloves, and made a brave show.</p>
+
+<p>"Boom&mdash;boom&mdash;boom!" came the salute from the
+fire-station, and Ottosen's black mare reared so
+violently that Aslaksen's silver-braided silk hat fell off.
+Worse was to come, however. As the band from
+Horten struck up, "Swift" became troublesome. At
+last the Warden himself had to spring to the heads of
+the frantic pair and hold them, or the whole equipage
+would have gone over the side into the water. His
+Majesty, no doubt from previous experience of provincial
+turn-outs, preferred to walk, and the party
+moved off, accompanied by a burst of cheering, towards<a class="pagenum" name="Page_195" id="Page_195" title="[Pg 195]"></a>
+the Town Hall; Aslaksen, with his carriage and ill
+assorted pair, following shamefacedly in the rear.</p>
+
+<p>At the upper end of the Royal table sat the Justice
+and other notables; the King's suite were distributed
+between the members of the committee. For the
+convenience of the latter, Heidt had had cards set
+round at each place, with the names of the guest
+seated next. Warden Prois, who had been introduced
+to his particular charge, but had not managed to catch
+the name, slipped away stealthily outside, put on his
+spectacles and endeavoured to read his card. "His
+Excellency ... M.&mdash;M.&mdash;Megesen&mdash;no, Pegestik&mdash;devil
+take me if I can make head or tail of it." At
+last he decided for "Negesuk" as the Excellency's
+name&mdash;Swedish names were always queer.</p>
+
+<p>It was a very festive affair, and full justice was done
+to the fourteen courses and Nachmann's good wine.
+The official speeches were all delivered with laudable
+precision, excepting Governor Hansen's. That worthy
+came to a standstill, and had to fumble in his waistcoat
+pocket for the written copy, consisting of two
+lines scrawled on a bit of paper, the crumpled appearance
+of which suggested that it had been liberally
+consulted already.</p>
+
+<p>The talk flowed easily and without embarrassing
+restraint. Old Klementsen quietly pocketed a copy
+of the menu, to take home to his wife; it was only
+fair that she should have her share of the feast.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Chamberlain Negesuk, may I have the honour?"
+Prois raised his glass courteously towards his neighbour,
+who drank with him and bowed in return, albeit
+with some stiffness of manner. This, however, the
+Warden attributed to their proximity to the Royal
+person.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_196" id="Page_196" title="[Pg 196]"></a>
+"Ah&mdash;my name is Von Vegesak," said the courtier,
+with a bow.</p>
+
+<p>"The deuce it is," said Prois; "it doesn't look like it
+on the card." And he put on his glasses and turned
+the card about.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but that's not my birth certificate, you know,"
+answered Von Vegesak, with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, anyhow, here's to you, Mr.&mdash;Mr.&mdash;Vegesak."</p>
+
+<p>At one end of the Royal table sat Governor Hansen
+and Captain Palander, deep in conversation about&mdash;horses!
+Horses were the one theme in which Hansen
+was really interested, devoting especial attention to
+trotters, and once he got on to his favourite subject
+there was no stopping him.</p>
+
+<p>"Curious thing," he observed, "I had a trotting
+horse a few years ago called Palander&mdash;ha, ha, ha!
+Yes, that was really its name. But I could never
+get any pace out of it on ordinary going; ice underfoot
+was the only thing to make it go."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good claret this," murmured the King to
+Justice Heidt.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Your Majesty; we have it from our worthy
+dealer here, Mr. Nachmann, a citizen of the town."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite right, Your Majesty; a genuine brand and
+<em>premier one</em>." Nachmann rose to his feet and turned
+his moonlike countenance towards the King.</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks for good wine, then, Nachmann," said His
+Majesty, raising his glass.</p>
+
+<p>"Proudest moment in my life, Your Majesty. I'll
+take the liberty of laying down a few bottles in memory
+of the occasion&mdash;until Your Majesty honours us again.
+Most humble servant, Your Majesty.<span class="corr" title='added: "'>"</span></p>
+
+<p>And Nachmann bowed deeply, but with evident<a class="pagenum" name="Page_197" id="Page_197" title="[Pg 197]"></a>
+pride. How they would envy him now, P. A. Larsen,
+Lundgren, Carl Fleischer, and all the rest of them,
+who fancied nobody sold good wine but themselves!
+He would get the editor of the <i>Strandvik Gazette</i> to
+quote the Royal compliment to the firm of Nachmann
+&amp; Co.&mdash;it was a credit to the town to have such a
+business in its midst.</p>
+
+<p>When Nachmann rose, there was a sudden silence;
+one could have heard a pin drop. But since His
+Majesty took the occurrence in such good part, the
+others could do so too. Nevertheless, Justice Heidt
+considered Nachmann's behaviour unjustifiable and a
+breach of etiquette. He cast a glance of stern reproof
+at the wine merchant, but the latter was so elated that
+he misunderstood its meaning, and, raising his glass,
+nodded pleasantly in return: "Your health, Justice!"</p>
+
+<p>Old Klementsen, the parish clerk, who had hardly
+eaten at all for two days in order to get full value out
+of the banquet for his twelve shillings, had been
+shovelling away as hard as he could stuff, and drinking
+in proportion. He was now in high feather as a result,
+and his one idea now was to get up and make a
+speech in honour of Carl Johan, whom he had seen in
+1840.</p>
+
+<p>His neighbours with difficulty restrained him,
+tearing the tails of his coat in their efforts to keep him
+in his seat. Finally, they got him down into the
+police cells on the ground floor, when he delivered his
+loyal oration to the warder.</p>
+
+<p>Up in the gallery sat the ladies of the town, perspiring
+in their Sunday best; it was almost hot enough up
+there to boil a lobster. All were thirsty too, and
+matters were not improved by the sight of their
+respective husbands and fathers in the hall below<a class="pagenum" name="Page_198" id="Page_198" title="[Pg 198]"></a>
+eating and drinking <i lang="la">ad libitum</i> of the best, while they
+themselves had neither bite nor sup.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Svane, headmistress of the girls' school, could
+not restrain her emotions, and declared warmly that
+"it was easy enough to be a loyal subject of His
+Majesty if that was how they did it!"</p>
+
+<p>Cilia Braaten had never seen a King at meals before;
+she was gratified with the new experience, and had no
+thought for anything else until Miss Svane delivered
+her envious dictum. Then, however, she resolutely
+sent off a boy for six bottles of lemonade, in which
+the ladies drank to His Majesty's health&mdash;and, literally
+speaking, drank it warmly.</p>
+
+<p>At last the time came for the Royal party to leave,
+and the departure took place amid an endless thunder
+of cheering. Rockets whizzed, the gun at the fire-station
+boomed in salute. But in the banqueting-hall
+the fun grew fast and furious.</p>
+
+<p>Bowls of punch were brought in, and Schoolmaster
+Iversen made thirteen speeches, to which nobody
+listened at all. Skipper Abrahamsen jumped up on
+the table and made another for the Norwegian play,
+in the course of which he managed to empty his glass
+of punch over Warden Prois's new uniform, at which
+that worthy, very naturally incensed, cursed the
+patriot emphatically for behaving like a monkey on
+a tightrope.</p>
+
+<p>Even aged Klementsen had come to life again,
+and found his way upstairs from the cells, somewhat
+pale but resolute still. His appearance was greeted
+with a burst of cheering, and a party of enthusiasts
+chaired him round the hall, singing patriotic songs the
+while. The singing and shouting continued well on
+towards morning, and a street sweeper declared he<a class="pagenum" name="Page_199" id="Page_199" title="[Pg 199]"></a>
+had heard them howling out "God save our gracious
+King" at half-past six&mdash;but his watch, no doubt, must
+have been fast!</p>
+
+<p>Next day the <i>Strandvik Gazette</i> contained a poem
+entitled "A Royal Visit," from which the following
+verses concerning the banquet may be quoted:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"'Twas plain to see that Strandvik town<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Lacked neither meat <a class="corr" name="TC_7" id="TC_7" title="not">nor</a> mirth,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The banquet might have brought renown<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To any place on earth.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The dishes, numbering fourteen,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Were rich enough to make,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">If such his daily fare had been,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">The Royal tummy ache.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And healths were drunk and speeches very wittily were said,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And those who had no speech to make, they drank the wine instead.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But yet in spite of speeches gay<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wit and wine, I dare to say<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">His Majesty was glad to get away!"<br /></span>
+<a class="pagenum" name="Page_200" id="Page_200" title="[Pg 200]"></a></div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<h2><a name="XV" id="XV"></a>XV<br />
+PETER OILAND</h2>
+
+
+<p>Peter Oiland, the new master at the girls'
+school in Strandvik, was a tall, thin man of
+about thirty. He had taken a theological
+degree, and his solemn, clean face gave him a somewhat
+clerical air; his manner, too, appeared calm and
+reserved.</p>
+
+<p>"Not much fun to be got out of him, by his looks,"
+said Old Nick, the first time he encountered Peter
+Oiland's lanky figure and serious countenance on his
+way up through the town.</p>
+
+<p>It was not from any predilection of his own, however,
+that Peter Oiland had come to study theology,
+but a result of circumstances which left him no choice
+in the matter. His studies had been carried through
+at the expense of an old uncle, who was parish clerk
+at Sandefjord, and whose dearest wish it was to see
+the boy in Holy Orders. Only fancy; to be handing
+the cassock to a nephew of his own.</p>
+
+<p>Peter, then, had taken his degree accordingly, and
+endeavoured conscientiously to suit himself as far as
+possible to the clerical rôle for which he was cast in
+life; how he succeeded we shall presently see.</p>
+
+<p>His quiet and sober dignity of manner gained him
+the entry to the Sukkestads' house, where he was soon
+a frequent guest; not that he found himself particularly<a class="pagenum" name="Page_201" id="Page_201" title="[Pg 201]"></a>
+attracted by Sukkestad and his wife, or their severely
+earnest circle of friends. The attraction, in fact, was
+Andrea, the daughter of the house and only child, for
+whom he entertained the tenderest feeling. Andrea
+was a buxom, pink-and-white beauty of eighteen
+summers. Her light blue eyes and little stumpy nose
+were quite charming in their way, while the plait of
+long, fair hair over the shoulders gave her an air of
+childish innocence.</p>
+
+<p>In a word, Peter Oiland was desperately in love,
+while Andrea, who had never before been the object
+of such attentions, began to lie awake at nights wondering
+whether he "really meant it." The solution,
+however, came quite naturally.</p>
+
+<p>Andrea played the piano, and sang touching little
+songs of the sentimental type, such as "When my
+eyes are closing," "The Last Rose of Summer," or
+"The Deserted Cottage"&mdash;which transported Peter
+Oiland to the eighth heaven at least. One evening,
+when she had finished one of her usual turns, he took
+her hand and thanked her warmly, pressing it also
+quite perceptibly&mdash;and Andrea, well, she somehow
+managed to press his quite perceptibly in return&mdash;by
+accident, of course. And then these hand-clasps were
+repeated, nay, became a regular thing, to such an extent
+that the pair would press each other's hands when
+seated on the sofa with Mamma Sukkestad between
+them. That good lady, however, did not notice, or
+affected not to notice, these evidences of tender passion
+taking place behind her back.</p>
+
+<p>Thanks to his intimacy with Sukkestad, and also
+to his own reputation as a sober and earnest man, Peter
+Oiland was chosen, after only a couple of months' residence
+in the place, as one of the two representatives<a class="pagenum" name="Page_202" id="Page_202" title="[Pg 202]"></a>
+of the town to attend the mission meeting at Stavanger.
+Sukkestad himself was the other.</p>
+
+<p>On the evening before their departure, he was invited
+to a party at the Sukkestads', together with the
+members of the Women's Union.</p>
+
+<p>Peter Oiland had already succeeded in making
+himself a special favourite with Mrs. Sukkestad, and
+was on very confidential terms with her; relations,
+indeed, became quite intimate, when Andrea confided
+the secret of their mutual feelings to her mother.</p>
+
+<p>After supper, preserved fruit and pastry were
+handed round, which Peter Oiland inwardly considered
+a somewhat insipid form of entertainment.
+He had often felt the lack of a glass of grog on his
+visits to the house, and this evening he deftly turned
+the conversation with Mrs. Sukkestad to the subject
+of "colds," from which he declared himself to be
+suffering considerably just lately. Mrs. Sukkestad
+recommended hot turpentine bandages on the chest
+and barley water internally. Oiland, however, hinted
+that the only thing he had ever known to do him any
+good was egg punch. Mrs. Sukkestad, who was one
+of those stout little homely persons always anxious
+to help, and with a fine store of household recipes ever
+available, set to work at once to find some means of
+getting him his favourite medicine, while Peter coughed
+distressingly, and screwed up his eyes behind his
+glasses.</p>
+
+<p>"I tell you what," whispered Mrs. Sukkestad at
+last. "Sukkestad is an abstainer, you know, so we've
+never anything in the way of spirits in the house as
+a rule. But I've half a bottle of brandy out in the
+pantry that I got last spring when I was troubled with
+the toothache; I was going to use it for cleaning the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_203" id="Page_203" title="[Pg 203]"></a>
+windows, really, but if you think it would do your cold
+any good, I'd be only too pleased."</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks ever so much, it's awfully good of you,"
+said Peter Oiland hoarsely.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then, be sure you don't let anyone know
+what it is. I'll put it in one of the decanters, and say
+it's gooseberry wine."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes, of course; I understand."</p>
+
+<p>And, shortly after, Peter Oiland was comfortably
+seated in a corner with a lovely big glass of grog,
+enjoying himself thoroughly, and, to complete his
+satisfaction, Andrea sang:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"Thou art my one and only thought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">My one and only love...."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Peter drank deep of the joy of life, and eke of grog,
+and Andrea seemed more charming than ever.</p>
+
+<p>Later in the evening he held forth to the ladies&mdash;among
+whom, as above mentioned, were all the
+members of the Women's Union&mdash;about the blacks of
+the South Sea Islands, and gave so lurid a description
+of the state of things there prevailing as to make his
+audience fairly shudder.</p>
+
+<p>"And would you believe it, on one of the islands
+in the Pacific, a place called Kolamukka, belonging
+to Queen Rabagadale, they eat roast baby just as we
+do sucking pig, the only difference being that they
+don't serve them up with lemons in their mouths."</p>
+
+<p>Sukkestad thought this was going rather too far,
+and broke in, "Oh, come now, Oiland; you're exaggerating,
+I'm sure. Thank goodness, all the poor
+heathens are not cannibals."</p>
+
+<p>"Have to quote the worst examples, to make it
+properly interesting," said Oiland, which dictum was<a class="pagenum" name="Page_204" id="Page_204" title="[Pg 204]"></a>
+supported by Mrs. Writher, who declared that one
+could not paint these things too darkly; it was hard
+enough as it was to make people realise the dreadful
+state of those benighted creatures.</p>
+
+<p>When the guests had left, Mrs. Sukkestad felt some
+qualms of conscience at the thought of having "served
+intoxicating liquors" in her house. She lay awake
+for hours, debating with herself whether she ought to
+confess at once to her husband. The excuse about
+having a cold was&mdash;well, rather poor after all. Suppose
+Oiland had a weakness, a leaning towards drink, and
+she had led him astray! His cough, too, had vanished
+so quickly, it was suspicious. However, she decided
+to say nothing for the present.</p>
+
+<p>It was a fine, bright, sunny day when Sukkestad
+and Peter Oiland, as delegates from Strandvik to the
+meeting at Stavanger, stepped on board the coasting
+steamer, which was already half full of delegates with
+white neckerchiefs and broad-brimmed felt hats.</p>
+
+<p>The smoke-room was thick with the fumes of cheap
+tobacco and a hum of quiet talk from decent folk in
+black Sunday coats and well-polished leg boots. A
+swarthy little commercial traveller, with a bright red
+tie and waxed moustache, sat squeezed up in a corner
+puffing at a "special" cigar with a coloured waistband.</p>
+
+<p>Peter Oiland gave a formal greeting to the company
+assembled as he entered; those nearest politely made
+way for him.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a hard life, teaching," observed a stout little
+man with a florid, clean-shaven face and glistening
+black hair brushed forward over his ears. "Tells on
+the nerves."</p>
+
+<p>"You find it so?" put in Peter Oiland. "Well,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_205" id="Page_205" title="[Pg 205]"></a>
+now, it all depends on how you take it&mdash;as the young
+man said when he took a kiss in the dark."</p>
+
+<p>There was a somewhat awkward silence; the
+company seemed rather in doubt as to the speaker's
+sympathy with their ideas.</p>
+
+<p>Presently the sea began to make itself felt, and
+Peter Oiland found occasion to relate the anecdote of
+the old lady who had been in to Christiania for a new
+set of false teeth, and, being sea-sick on the way back,
+dropped them overboard; next day the local papers
+had an account of a big cod just caught, with false
+teeth in its mouth!</p>
+
+<p>A smile&mdash;a very faint one&mdash;greeted the story, and
+the passengers relapsed into their customary seriousness,
+not without occasional glances between one and
+another: what sort of a fellow was this they had got
+on board?</p>
+
+<p>"H'm!" thought Peter Oiland. "Have another
+try; wake them up a bit. Must be a queer sort of
+party if I can't."</p>
+
+<p>Just then Sukkestad appeared in the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>"This way, this way, if you please," shouted Peter
+gaily. "Gentlemen, my friend and colleague, Bukkestad&mdash;beg
+pardon, Sukkestad; slip of the tongue,
+you understand. Come along in, old man! Jolly
+evening we had at your place last night&mdash;first-rate fun."</p>
+
+<p>Sukkestad did not know whether to laugh or cry,
+or take himself off and have done with it. The fellow
+must be mad!</p>
+
+<p>The commercial, who had been hiding his face
+behind an old newspaper, burst out laughing, and
+hurried out on deck.</p>
+
+<p>Peter Oiland settled his glasses on his nose, and
+went on:</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_206" id="Page_206" title="[Pg 206]"></a>
+"Smart lot of ladies you'd got hold of, too, Sukkestad;
+quite the up-to-date sort&mdash;eh, what? Ah,
+you're the man for the girls, no doubt about that."</p>
+
+<p>"Really, Mr. Oiland, I don't know what you mean.
+Party&mdash;girls&mdash;I never heard of such a thing."</p>
+
+<p>Peter then fell to telling stories, in the course of
+which one after another of the delegates disappeared.
+When he came to the story of the clerk who handed
+the parson his cassock with the words: "Tch! steady,
+old hoss, till I get your harness on," the last one left
+the room; no one was left now but the little commercial,
+who had found his way back again, and was
+thoroughly enjoying it all. The sea was calm now,
+and the moon was up, so the pair seated themselves
+on deck. And in the course of the evening the
+delegates below, endeavouring to get to sleep in their
+respective berths, were entertained by a series of
+drinking-songs much favoured by the wilder youth
+of the universities, Peter Oiland singing one part
+and the commercial traveller the other.</p>
+
+<p>The pair were so pleased with each other's company
+that the commercial, whose name was Klingenstein&mdash;"Goloshes
+and rubber goods," decided not to land at
+Arendal as he had intended, but to go on to Stavanger
+instead. Peter Oiland recommended this course, as
+offering, perhaps&mdash;who could say&mdash;an opportunity for
+getting into touch with the South Sea Islands, and
+selling goloshes to the heathen.</p>
+
+<p>"As a matter of fact," Peter added, "I know a
+man in Stavanger who lived some years on one of the
+South Sea Islands, personal friend of Queen Nabagadale;
+useful man to know." There was then every
+reason to believe that Klingenstein might open up a
+new market in elastic stockings and such like.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_207" id="Page_207" title="[Pg 207]"></a>
+The moon went down about midnight, and Peter
+Oiland thought he might as well do likewise. Thoroughly
+pleased with himself and all the world,
+he went below and found his way to his cabin. The
+upper berth was occupied by a man in a big woollen
+nightcap. "Evening!" said Peter in the friendliest
+tone, as he sat down to take off his boot.</p>
+
+<p>"Sir," said the gentleman in the nightcap, "permit
+me to observe that you might have a little consideration
+for people who wish to rest."</p>
+
+<p>"Delighted, I'm sure," said Peter. "But what's
+the matter? Can't you get to sleep? Awful nuisance,
+insomnia, I know."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, when people are so tactless as to sit up on
+deck just over one's head, stamping and shouting out
+ribald songs...."</p>
+
+<p>But before his indignant fellow-passenger could
+finish his sentence, Peter Oiland was in his berth
+and snoring&mdash;snoring so emphatically, indeed, that
+he of the nightcap, after having listened to this new
+melody for three solid hours, got up in despair and
+went off to lie down on a sofa in the saloon.</p>
+
+<p>Peter Oiland slept like a mummy till ten o'clock
+next morning, not even waking when the steamer
+touched at her two ports of call.</p>
+
+<p>Coming on deck, he could not fail to perceive that
+the other delegates were somewhat cold and reserved
+in their manner towards him, while as for Sukkestad,
+he had retired to an obscure corner of the second-class
+quarters.</p>
+
+<p>"Poor fellow, he's not used to travelling," thought
+Peter Oiland. "I must go and cheer him up a bit."
+And he went across to Sukkestad and asked if he
+didn't feel like something to eat.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_208" id="Page_208" title="[Pg 208]"></a>
+Sukkestad was not inclined to be friendly at first,
+but Oiland took no heed; on the contrary, he took
+his reluctant colleague by the arm and dragged him
+off, willy nilly, to the dining-saloon. There was an
+excellent spread, hot and cold meats, and Peter
+Oiland's heart warmed at the sight.</p>
+
+<p>Klingenstein was already seated and hard at work
+on the viands, with serviette tucked under his chin;
+he rose, however, and bowed in fine style as Oiland
+made the introduction: "Mr. Krickke&mdash;beg pardon,
+Sukkestad&mdash;Mr. Vingentein&mdash;er, I should say,
+Klingenstein." The two new acquaintances looked at
+one another rather blankly for a moment, then both
+stared at Oiland, who, however, appeared entirely
+unconcerned, and fell to with excellent appetite upon
+a generous helping of steak and onions.</p>
+
+<p>Oiland ordered a bottle of beer and a schnapps,
+whereat Sukkestad shook his head mournfully, and
+inquired whether he really thought that was good
+for his health. Oiland, however, declared it was
+good for sea-sickness, and he never felt easy on
+board ship without it.</p>
+
+<p>Sukkestad grew thoughtful. What would happen
+when they got to Stavanger? He wished he could
+get out of it somehow, and go back home again.</p>
+
+<p>At last the voyage was over, the two delegates
+went ashore and put up at the Hotel Norge.</p>
+
+<p>The first thing Sukkestad noticed, on coming down
+into the hall, was the name "Plukkestad" written
+on the board against the number of his room. This
+was too much; he rubbed out the offending letters
+with his own hand, and wrote instead, with emphatic
+distinction, "C. A. Sukkestad." He strongly suspected
+Oiland of being the culprit; he had gone<a class="pagenum" name="Page_209" id="Page_209" title="[Pg 209]"></a>
+downstairs a few minutes before, but having no proof
+he preferred to say nothing about it.</p>
+
+<p>Sukkestad was now thoroughly ill at ease; his one
+constant thought was to find himself safely home again
+without any scandal. He saw little of Oiland the
+first day; the schoolmaster had hired a carriage and
+set off round the town to see the sights. In the
+evening, Oiland asked how the meeting had gone off
+that day, and if anyone had noticed his absence.
+Sukkestad answered emphatically, "No," inwardly
+hoping that Peter would not appear at the meetings
+still to come.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I think I've seen about all there is to see
+in this old place&mdash;Harbour, Cathedral, Town Hall,
+Mirror House, and statues of famous men&mdash;done it
+pretty thoroughly, I should say."</p>
+
+<p>At the meeting on the following day Peter turned
+up, and astonished the assembly by delivering a long
+harangue on "The Civilising Influence of Missionary
+Work." Sukkestad nearly fainted.</p>
+
+<p>Peter's speech produced a great effect, the listeners
+growing more and more interested as he went on.
+"Who is he&mdash;what's his name? You've got a regular
+speaker there, Sukkestad." Sukkestad was utterly at
+a loss, but vowed never again to expose himself to
+such surprises, either of one sort or the other.</p>
+
+<p>At last the conference was ended, and the two
+delegates from Strandvik set out for home.</p>
+
+<p>It was with great relief that Sukkestad found
+himself on board the steamer; Peter might do what
+he pleased now, for all he cared. As it turned out,
+however, Peter was amiability itself towards his
+travelling companion, though the latter did not seem
+to appreciate his attention, but endeavoured to keep<a class="pagenum" name="Page_210" id="Page_210" title="[Pg 210]"></a>
+to himself&mdash;a matter of some difficulty on board a small
+steamboat. An hour before they got in to Strandvik,
+Oiland came up to him and begged the favour of a
+"serious word" with him. Sukkestad wondered what
+on earth was coming, as the other took him by the
+arm and dragged him off to the forepart of the ship.</p>
+
+<p>"I have had the pleasure of being a frequent guest
+in your house," Peter began, buttonholing Sukkestad
+as if to make sure he did not escape.</p>
+
+<p>"I shouldn't have thought it could be any pleasure
+to you," put in Sukkestad dryly.</p>
+
+<p>"It has indeed, my dear fellow; and I have the
+more reason to say so, since your daughter Andrea&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"What?"</p>
+
+<p>"Forgive my saying so, Mr. Sukkestad, but your
+daughter has made a deep impression on me."</p>
+
+<p>"Really, Mr. Oiland, this...." Sukkestad trembled
+at what was to come.</p>
+
+<p>"A deep impression on me. And I think I may
+venture to say that she herself&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Pardon me, Mr. Oiland. My daughter has no
+feelings in any matter before consulting her father's
+wishes."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but she has, my dear father-in-law, I assure you."</p>
+
+<p>"Father-in-law Mr. Oiland, this is most unseemly
+jesting." Sukkestad tried to break away, but Peter
+held him fast.</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear sir, what objection can you have
+to the match? We've always got on splendidly
+together, and I'm sure this present voyage, and our
+little adventures on the way, will always be among
+our most cherished memories&mdash;won't they, now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, this is too much! I would recommend you,
+Mr. Oiland&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_211" id="Page_211" title="[Pg 211]"></a>
+"Most kind of you. I was sure you would. And
+I'm quite an eligible suitor, really, you know. Got my
+degree&mdash;rather low on the list, I confess, but, anyhow....
+I ought to tell you, though, that I don't propose
+to enter the Church."</p>
+
+<p>"Something to be thankful for at least," said
+Sukkestad.</p>
+
+<p>"So glad you agree with me. Delighted, really.
+Well, my dear fellow, I can understand you're a little
+overwhelmed just at the moment, but we can settle
+the details when we're at home and at leisure. We're
+agreed on the essential point, so that's all right."</p>
+
+<p>Oiland let go his hold, and Sukkestad hurried off to
+his cabin and began getting his things together in
+feverish haste. What, give his daughter, his only
+child, to a fellow like that? Never!</p>
+
+<p>They got in without further event, and parted on
+the quay, Oiland shaking hands fervently with a hearty
+"Thanks for your pleasant company," while Sukkestad
+murmured absently: "Not at all, not at all."</p>
+
+<p>Sukkestad had hardly got inside the house when
+Andrea came rushing up to him. "Oh, wasn't it a
+lovely speech of Oiland's? The parson's just been in
+and told us; simply splendid, he says it was."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, my child, that's a matter of opinion."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, father, you're always so severe," said Andrea,
+turning away with tears in her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>A quarter of an hour later Sukkestad and his wife
+were unpacking in the bedroom, and a serious conference
+took place between the two. He recounted
+Oiland's behaviour on the voyage. "And I do hope
+things haven't gone so far between them as he says,"
+observed Sukkestad sternly, with a meaning glance at
+his wife. The latter turned away, wiping her eyes on<a class="pagenum" name="Page_212" id="Page_212" title="[Pg 212]"></a>
+a corner of her apron, and sniffing the while. "Marie,
+you don't mean to say you've been a party to it yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;yes&mdash;no, that is&mdash;&mdash; Oh, don't be angry with
+me. I did think he was such a nice man, really I did."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we must see what can be done," said
+Sukkestad.</p>
+
+<p>That evening it was decided that Andrea should be
+sent as a Warder to the Moravian Mission at Kristiansfeldt.</p>
+
+<p>Andrea wept bitterly, but to no purpose; she had
+to go, whether she liked it or not.</p>
+
+<p>Peter Oiland came several times to the house, but
+got no farther than the doorstep; the maid invariably
+greeted him with the words: "Mr. Sukkestad's compliments,
+sir, but he's not at home."</p>
+
+<p>On the occasion of his last attempt before Andrea's
+departure, he had just got out of the gate when he
+heard the drawing-room window open, and Andrea's
+well-known voice singing:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"Thou are my one and only thought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">My one and only love...."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>He stopped and looked up, but saw only the stern
+countenance of Papa Sukkestad hastily closing the
+window, and the music ceased abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>It was quite enough for Peter, however, and he
+walked home gaily, confident now that all would go
+well.</p>
+
+<p>Andrea went off without having spoken to Oiland,
+but the post was busy between Strandvik and Kristiansfeldt,
+for letters passed daily either way&mdash;while Mrs.
+Sukkestad went about complaining that Andrea never
+wrote home.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_213" id="Page_213" title="[Pg 213]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XVI" id="XVI"></a>XVI<br />
+EMILIE RANTZAU</h2>
+
+
+<p>Old Marthe Pettersen, who had been housekeeper
+to Old Nick for nearly thirty years,
+had taken pneumonia and died a fortnight
+after Christmas; she had at least chosen a convenient
+time, having made all culinary preparations for the
+festival beforehand.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was inconsolable, for Selma Rordam,
+whom he had got in as a temporary help, was hopelessly
+incapable; either the cod would be unsalted and
+insipid or she would serve it up in a liquor approaching
+brine, not to speak of throwing away the best parts,
+and boiling the roe to nothing. And last Sunday's
+joint of beef had been so tough that he had seriously
+considered sending it in to the Society for Preservation
+of Ancient Relics. His breakfast eggs were constantly
+hard boiled, despite his ironic inquiries as to whether
+she thought he wanted them for billiard balls. And
+as for sewing on buttons&mdash;for the past fourteen days
+he had been reduced to boring holes in the waist of
+his trousers and fastening them with bits of wood.
+Everything was going wrong all round.</p>
+
+<p>"Very inconvenient, yes," said Nachmann, called
+in to discuss the situation. "But you'll see it'll come
+all right in time. Now you take my advice and
+advertise in the papers for someone; she's sure to<a class="pagenum" name="Page_214" id="Page_214" title="[Pg 214]"></a>
+come along: 'Wanted, an ideal woman, to restore
+domestic bliss.'" The pair sat down accordingly
+to draft out an advertisement, each to write one out
+of his own head.</p>
+
+<p>Nachmann's, when completed, ran as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="bqheading b0">"<span class="smcap">Matrimonial.</span></p>
+
+<p>"Bachelor, middle-aged, no children, would like to
+make acquaintance of an educated lady of suitable
+age&mdash;widow not objected to. Must be accustomed to
+domestic duties and of bright and cheerful temperament.
+Private means not so essential as amiability.
+Reply to 'Earnest,' office of this paper."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Old Nick tore up this effusion, and inserted his own,
+which said:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="bqheading b0">"<span class="smcap">Housekeeper.</span></p>
+
+<p>"Lady, middle-aged, thoroughly capable cook and
+housekeeper, wanted for elderly gentleman's house
+in seaport town. Remuneration by arrangement;
+ability and pleasant companionship most essential.
+Particulars to 'Cookery,' c/o this paper."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>During the week that followed Old Nick was positively
+inundated with applications. There were
+cook-maids, hot and cold, with years of experience
+at first-class hotels; reliable women from outlying
+country districts; widows from small townships up and
+down the coast; while a "clergyman's daughter, aged
+twenty-three," who already considered herself middle-aged,
+gave Old Nick some food for thought.</p>
+
+<p>Among all these various documents, some large, and
+small, and bold, others timidly small, was a little pink<a class="pagenum" name="Page_215" id="Page_215" title="[Pg 215]"></a>
+envelope addressed in a delicate hand. The letter
+contained, ran as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Dear Sir</span>,&mdash;In reply to your advertisement in
+to-day's paper I venture to offer my services as housekeeper.
+I am a widow without encumbrance, age
+thirty-seven, with long experience of keeping house,
+and able to undertake any reasonable work desired.</p>
+
+<p>"I am of a bright and cheerful temper, with many
+interests, musical, good reader, and would do my
+utmost to make your home pleasant and comfortable
+in every way.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"Trusting to be favoured with a reply, when further
+particulars can be forwarded.&mdash;I beg to remain, yours
+very truly,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">Emilie Rantzau</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Old Nick sat for a long while staring thoughtfully
+before him.</p>
+
+<p>"Widow, thirty-seven, long experience of keeping
+house, bright and cheerful temper.... I tell you
+what, Nachmann, this looks like what we want."</p>
+
+<p>"Heavens, man, but she's musical&mdash;what do you
+want with that sort of thing in the house? No, no,
+my friend; the devil take that widow for his housekeeper&mdash;not
+you. She'd play you out of house and
+home in no time, my boy."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you know, really, I was getting a bit sick
+of old Marthe. Felt the lack of refined womanly influence
+now and again. And I must say this&mdash;what's
+her name&mdash;Emilie Rantzau rather appeals to me.
+There's something, I don't know what to call it, about
+her letter. Sort of ladylike, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and perfumed too, lovely, m-m-m. Patchouli!"
+said Nachmann, holding the envelope to
+Nickelsen's nose.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_216" id="Page_216" title="[Pg 216]"></a>
+After some further deliberation Old Nick wrote to
+Mrs. Emilie Rantzau, and learned that she was the
+widow of a Danish artist, had spent many years
+abroad, and wished now to find a position in some
+small town where she could live a quiet, retired life,
+occupied solely with her duties.</p>
+
+<p>Her letters were so frank and sincere, that they
+made quite an impression on Old Nick, and he decided
+to engage her. She was to come on Saturday, and on
+the Friday before, Nickelsen did not go to his office
+at all, but stayed at home, going about dusting the
+rooms with an old handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>Thinking the place looked rather bare, he obtained
+a big palm and an indiarubber plant to brighten
+things up a little.</p>
+
+<p>He was queerly nervous and ill at ease every day,
+with a feeling as if some misfortune were on the way.
+What would she be like, he wondered? If the experiment
+turned out a failure, there would be an end
+of his domestic peace. Perhaps after all he would
+have done better to stick to the Marthe type....</p>
+
+<p>They were seated at dinner, and her fine dark eyes
+played over his face.</p>
+
+<p>"No, you must let me make the salad. I promise
+you it shall be good." And she took the bowl, her
+soft, delicate hand just touching his as she did so.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick murmured something politely, and was conscious
+that he flushed up to the roots of his white mane.</p>
+
+<p>"Queer sort of woman this." It was on the tip of
+his tongue to say it aloud, but he checked himself in
+time. The joint was served, and for the first time
+in his life he forgot to pick out the marrow. Fancy
+forgetting that! In old Marthe's time he invariably
+sent for toast, and a spoon to get it out with; now he<a class="pagenum" name="Page_217" id="Page_217" title="[Pg 217]"></a>
+sat attentively listening to Mrs. Rantzau's stories of
+the theatre in Copenhagen.</p>
+
+<p>"Very nice claret this of yours, Mr. Nickelsen. I
+know '78 is supposed to be the best&mdash;good body they
+say. Funny, isn't it, to talk of wine having a body."</p>
+
+<p>She looked across at him with a smile, showing two
+rows of fine white teeth. Then, rising, she went over
+to the sideboard to show him that she too knew how to
+carve a joint. Old Nick took advantage of the opportunity
+to observe her more closely.</p>
+
+<p>Dark, glistening hair, tied in what is called a
+Gordian knot at the back, with a tiny curl or so
+lower down, and a beautiful white neck. She was
+not tall, but her figure was well rounded, and the
+close-fitting dark dress showed it off to perfection.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was so intent in studying her that he had
+not time to look away before she turned round and
+laughingly exclaimed:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, are you afraid I shall spoil the joint?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, indeed; I see you are an expert at carving."</p>
+
+<p>In his confusion he upset the sauce tureen. But
+Mrs. Rantzau laughed heartily, holding his arm as she
+declared she must evidently have brought misfortune
+in her train.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick had been rather uneasy at the thought of
+what to say to her, but she made conversation so
+easily herself that he had only to put in an odd remark
+here and there: "Yes, of course, yes." "No, indeed."
+"Exactly."</p>
+
+<p>In the evening Thor Smith, Nachmann and Warden
+Prois came round for their weekly game of cards.
+They were all remarkably punctual to-day: the clock
+had not struck seven before all three were in the hall,
+and all with unfeigned curiosity plainly on their faces.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_218" id="Page_218" title="[Pg 218]"></a>
+"I'm dying to see how the old man gets on with this
+gay widow," said Thor Smith, touching up his hair
+and tie before the glass&mdash;a nicety he had never troubled
+about on previous visits to Old Nick.</p>
+
+<p>Red paper shades had been put on the lamps, and
+the table was fully laid with tea-urn, cups and saucers,
+cakes and little fringed serviettes.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick, in a black frock-coat, advanced ceremoniously
+towards them; he said very little, however,
+and seemed generally rather ill at ease.</p>
+
+<p>"Rather a change this," thought Warden Prois.
+He was more accustomed to finding Old Nick on such
+occasions in dressing-gown and slippers, with his old
+rocking-chair drawn up, and his feet on the table.
+Then, when he heard his visitors arrive, he would send
+a gruff hail to the kitchen: "Marthe, you old slow-coach,
+hurry up with that hot water, or I'll...."
+But to-day he was as polished and precise as an old
+marquis.</p>
+
+<p>Prois glanced over towards Nachmann, and Thor
+Smith in despair picked up an ancient album that
+he had seen at least a hundred times before; the
+only pictures in it were portraits of the former parson,
+and of Pepita, a dancer, who had adorned the stage
+some forty years earlier, when Old Nick was young.</p>
+
+<p>Then Mrs. Rantzau came in. She wore a black
+velvet dress, with a little red silk handkerchief
+coquettishly stuck in the breast.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick introduced them. She was certainly
+handsome, as she greeted each of the guests with a
+kindly word and a smile.</p>
+
+<p>Tea was served, and she handed a cup to Smith and
+one to Prois. Nachmann had retired to the farthest
+corner of the sofa, as if on his guard.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_219" id="Page_219" title="[Pg 219]"></a>
+She held out a cup towards him. "Mr. Nachmann,
+a cup of tea now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, I can drink most things made with
+water, including soda, potash and Apollinaris, but
+tea&mdash;no. It affects my nerves. Mr. Prois, now, is a
+confirmed tea-drinker; he'll have two cups at least,
+I'm sure."</p>
+
+<p>Prois gave a furious glance at Nachmann, and
+struggled desperately with some sort of cake with
+currants in, and these he managed to spit out on the
+sly, hiding them in his waistcoat pocket.</p>
+
+<p>At last the toddy and the cards appeared. Mrs.
+Rantzau sat close at hand, working at her embroidery,
+a large piece of canvas with a design representing Diana
+in the act of throwing a big spear at a retreating lion.</p>
+
+<p>Nachmann, the only one who had retained his self-possession,
+was master of the situation.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, what's that supposed to be, may I ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you can see, Mr. Nachmann. I'm sure it's
+plain enough."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, honestly, my dear lady, I should say
+that Diana there is the very image of your charming
+self, and the terrified animal in the corner looks remarkably
+like our host. I do hope you'll be careful with
+that spear!"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau was plainly offended, and gave him a
+sharp glance of reproof from her dark eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, now you're angry, I can see. But really it
+was quite innocently meant."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau rose and left the room hastily. There
+was an awkward pause, until Thor Smith took up the
+cards and began to shuffle.</p>
+
+<p>"Water isn't hot," muttered Old Nick, clasping
+both hands about the jug.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_220" id="Page_220" title="[Pg 220]"></a>
+"Only wait a little, old boy, and you'll find it hot
+enough, or I'm much mistaken. Ah, well, such is life
+without a wife.... Here, I say, where's your head
+to-night, Nickelsen. Bless my soul, if you haven't
+given them the game!"</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick complained of headache that evening,
+and the party broke up earlier than usual. So early,
+indeed, that Thor Smith had scarcely finished his first
+glass, or the first cataract, as he called it, whereas
+ordinarily the third would be reached and passed in
+the course of the evening's play.</p>
+
+<p>The three friends walked home together, all very
+serious, and greatly troubled in mind as to Old Nick's
+future.</p>
+
+<p>Prois in particular took a most gloomy view. "It's
+a dangerous age for that sort of thing; comes on
+suddenly, before you know where you are." He was
+thinking of his own experiences in that direction; it
+was only four years since he had been wild to marry
+that young governess at the Abrahamsens', the disaster,
+however, being fortunately averted by the intervention
+of Pedersen, the telegraphist, who cut in and won her
+before he, Prois, had screwed himself up to the question.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick hardly knew the place again when he
+came down to breakfast next morning, to find Mrs.
+Rantzau presiding at table in a pink morning-gown
+and dainty shoes. The walls were decorated with
+Chinese paper fans in flowery designs, and Japanese
+parasols; the sofas had been moved out at all angles
+about the room. A big palm waved above his writing-table,
+and all the papers on it were neatly arranged in
+two piles of equal size, one on either hand.</p>
+
+<p>At sight of this his blood began to boil; his writing-table
+was sacred; no human hand but his own had<a class="pagenum" name="Page_221" id="Page_221" title="[Pg 221]"></a>
+touched it for the past forty years. Old Marthe
+herself, when dusting the room, had been as shy of
+coming near it as if it had been a red-hot stove. Nevertheless,
+Old Nick found himself unable to say a word;
+Mrs. Rantzau's smile and her dark eyes threw him into
+utter confusion.</p>
+
+<p>One day, happening to come in for some papers, he
+found her in the act of taking the documents of a case
+pending&mdash;"Strandvik Postal Authorities <i>v.</i> Holmestrand
+Town Council"&mdash;to clean the lamps with. But
+here he was obliged to put his foot down and protest.
+If he could not trust his papers to be left in safety on
+his table, why, he might as well move out of the house.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau looked at him with great imploring
+eyes, and was so contrite; he must forgive her, she
+was so dreadfully stupid; she had no idea that papers
+could be so important.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick could not help smiling, and peace was
+restored, on condition that for the future only newspapers
+should be used for cleaning purposes. This
+naturally led to Old Nick's finding the one particular
+journal he wanted to read after dinner had been
+sacrificed.</p>
+
+<p>She was undeniably handsome, however, especially
+in that pink morning-gown as she sat at the breakfast-table,
+while Old Nick revived his early memories and
+endeavoured to play the youthful cavalier.</p>
+
+<p>Friends of the house were soon thoroughly convinced
+that Old Nick was done for; the widow had captivated
+him beyond recall. Thor Smith, thinking a warning
+might yet be in time, sent him anonymously the
+following lines:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"Be careful of taking a widow to wife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She'll lighten your purse and burden your life."<br /></span>
+<a class="pagenum" name="Page_222" id="Page_222" title="[Pg 222]"></a></div></div>
+
+<p>Nickelsen, however, recognised the writing, and
+promptly sent back a reply:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"Best thanks for your advice, my friend,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">'Twas really kind of you to send;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">But still, considering whence it came,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">I can manage without it all the same.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So keep your triplets, one&mdash;two&mdash;three,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A widow without is enough for me!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>A grand ball was to be held at the Town Hall, in
+aid of the Fund for National Defence. Old Nick had
+no intention of going himself, but Mrs. Rantzau
+pointed out that it was his duty, as a loyal and
+patriotic citizen, to attend. Accordingly, albeit not
+without considerable hesitation, he decided to go.
+She tied his dress-bow for him, and put a red rosebud
+with a tip of fern in his buttonhole. She herself, with
+Old Nick in attendance, sailed into the ballroom like
+a queen, with pearls in her hair, and her dark blue
+silk dress fitting like the corslet of a Valkyrie.</p>
+
+<p>The company made way for her involuntarily, and
+she was placed at the upper end of the hall, between
+Mrs. Jansen and Mrs. Heidt. The last named lady,
+who was ceremonious and reserved by nature, besides
+being conscious of representing the aristocracy of the
+town, was chilliness itself towards this newly risen
+star. Mrs. Jansen, on the other hand, a kindly soul,
+felt obliged to show her some little attention, and
+introduced her to a number of those present.</p>
+
+<p>Dr. Stromberg, a middle-aged bachelor, had the
+reputation of falling in love with every new specimen
+of the fair sex he encountered. True to his character,
+he at once attached himself to Mrs. Rantzau, whose
+conquest of Strandvik was thus begun.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick sat in a corner talking to Winter, the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_223" id="Page_223" title="[Pg 223]"></a>
+Customs Officer, his eyes incessantly following the
+blue silk gown as it passed. His old heart was so
+restless and unruly, he began to wonder seriously if
+something had gone wrong with the internal mechanism.
+Cards, drinks, old friends, all were forgotten that
+evening he had no thought but for that figure in the
+blue silk dress that was ever before his eyes. He had
+experienced hallucinations before, when things seemed
+to dance round and round, but to-night, with nothing
+stronger than soda water&mdash;neat&mdash;it was past all
+comprehension.</p>
+
+<p>In a circle of men, old and young, stood Emilie
+Rantzau, smiling and alert. She was sought after at
+every dance, until Mrs. Thor Smith, née Tulla Prois,
+observed indignantly that one might think the men
+had never seen a woman from another town before&mdash;and
+Heaven only knew what sort of a creature this
+one was. Mrs. Jansen herself began to be rather
+uneasy, when she saw her husband lead out the widow
+as his partner for the lancers&mdash;or "lunchers" as
+Cilia Braaten called it. And matters were not
+improved when the Consul started talking French
+with Mrs. Rantzau at supper, of which his wife did
+not understand a word.</p>
+
+<p>"She's charming, my dear, a most interesting
+woman, and speaks French like an educated
+Parisienne," said Jansen to his wife.</p>
+
+<p>Poor Mrs. Jansen was beginning to experience the
+pangs of jealousy, and determined to purchase a
+<i>French made Easy</i> the very next day.</p>
+
+<p>"Bless my soul, if there isn't Justice Heidt asking
+the angelic widow for a dance," exclaimed Thor
+Smith, pulling Nachmann by the sleeve.</p>
+
+<p>"Angelic widow's good," said Nachmann. "But<a class="pagenum" name="Page_224" id="Page_224" title="[Pg 224]"></a>
+there's angels and angels, you know. And they'd
+have to be a bit on the dusky side to pair off with
+Old Nick, what?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Heidt got up and went into an adjoining room,
+sending her husband a glance as she passed which
+sobered him considerably for the moment. It was
+not long, however, before the brilliant dark eyes had
+made him forget both his dignity and his domestic
+obligations.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was very taciturn that evening as he
+walked home with Mrs. Rantzau. She, however,
+laughed and joked, and told stories of "all those silly
+old men" with such wit and good humour that he
+was forced to admit it would have been a pity not to
+have gone to the ball. "Yes, a very jolly evening;
+very nice indeed, yes."</p>
+
+<p>On the following day the "angelic widow" and
+her conquests at the ball were the general topic of
+conversation. The ladies, old and young, married
+and the reverse, agreed that she was detestable, and
+were sure there must be something "queer" about
+her. Mrs. Heidt and Mrs. Knap had a two hours'
+consultation together, at the end of which it was
+decided that no effort should be spared to check
+"that woman's" further encroachment upon local
+society.</p>
+
+<p>All the men, with exception of Thor Smith and Nachmann,
+were enthusiastic in praise of the new arrival,
+and her popularity on that side was assured.</p>
+
+<p>Emilie Rantzau, however, had her own plans, and
+let people talk as they pleased.</p>
+
+<p>One day she astonished Mrs. Jansen by calling on
+her with a proposal that the ladies of the town should
+get up a bazaar in aid of the Seamen's Families Relief<a class="pagenum" name="Page_225" id="Page_225" title="[Pg 225]"></a>
+Fund. On another occasion she went to Mrs. Heidt,
+and begged her to support the National Women's
+Movement; she also invited Governor Abrahamsen
+to help start a society for helping ex-convicts to
+turn over a new leaf. Even Klementsen was urged
+to help her in getting up a subscription for a new
+altar-piece.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to these more or less philanthropic
+movements, she arranged excursions to the country
+round, the beauties of which, she declared, were not
+appreciated as they should be, and further, obtained
+the assistance of Consul Jansen in forming a Society
+for the Furtherance of the Tourist Traffic in Strandvik
+and Neighbourhood.</p>
+
+<p>The Consul was delighted with the idea, and vowed
+he must have been blind not to have discovered earlier
+the natural beauties of the neighbourhood. He gave
+a grand champagne supper and proposed Mrs.
+Rantzau's health in a speech, concluding by comparing
+that lady to "a breath of ocean fresh and
+free." The toast was received with acclamation.</p>
+
+<p>Altogether, the upper circles of Strandvik society
+were thrown into a state of unprecedented excitement
+and activity.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Heidt, Mrs. Knap and Mrs. Abrahamsen vied
+with one another in their efforts to outdo Mrs. Rantzau;
+they would show her at least that they were as good
+as she.</p>
+
+<p>It was a fight to the bitter end.</p>
+
+<p>Societies were started, with "evenings" after,
+where Emilie Rantzau's plans were discussed.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Heidt thought and thought till she grew giddy
+and had to have hot fomentations of an evening;
+the unusual mental effort had brought on insomnia.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_226" id="Page_226" title="[Pg 226]"></a>
+Sukkerstad hoped to find in Mrs. Rantzau an ally to
+the cause of temperance, and paid her a ceremonial
+call, in company with Watchmaker Rordam, who, a
+short while back, had suddenly joined the Temperance
+Association, "Strandvik's Pride." And the pair of
+them explained to her, with all the eloquence at their
+command, how greatly her patronage would be appreciated
+by all.</p>
+
+<p>Emilie Rantzau, however, hardly thought her own
+interests in the town would be greatly furthered by
+closer association with Sukkerstad and his circle; on
+the other hand, it was just as well to keep on good
+terms with all sections of local society. She therefore
+informed the deputation that she would think over
+the matter, and assured them meanwhile of her
+earnest sympathy with the good cause.</p>
+
+<p>The same day she hurried up to Consul Jansen,
+switched on her eloquent dark eyes, and suggested
+that the Temperance Movement was one they ought
+to support, but that the best way of doing so would
+be to get up a little subscription, and raise enough for
+an excursion&mdash;a steamer trip for the afternoon, with
+tea and lemonade. "It would look well, you know,
+and all that&mdash;and get them off our hands for a bit,"
+she added meaningly.</p>
+
+<p>No one could refuse her, and in the course of one
+afternoon she managed to collect eight pounds, which
+she dispatched to Sukkerstad and Rordam for the
+purpose indicated. Sukkerstad was so enthusiastic in
+his appreciation that he determined to convene a
+meeting of the committee and propose a vote of thanks
+and an address.</p>
+
+<p>All the members turned up, with the exception of
+Rordam, who, in his joy at the eight pounds, had given<a class="pagenum" name="Page_227" id="Page_227" title="[Pg 227]"></a>
+way to a sudden relapse, which rendered him incapable
+of further temperance work for the time being.</p>
+
+<p>After some discussion, the committee decided to
+purchase a portrait of Mrs. Rantzau from the photographer,
+and hang it up in their hall; this was voted
+preferable to the address.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Heidt was beginning to lag behind; it was
+impossible to keep pace with a woman of such untiring
+energy and initiative as Mrs. Rantzau.</p>
+
+<p>Four ladies were gathered one day in her drawing-room,
+to talk over what was to be done; they could
+not suffer themselves to be set aside like this. What
+they wanted was some grand idea, something to
+vanquish the enemy at a single blow, and show the
+rest of the town that Emilie Rantzau was not wanted.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mrs. Knap who had the happy thought&mdash;the
+Peace Movement. The cause of universal peace was
+surely one which nobody in Strandvik could refuse
+to aid.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Abrahamsen was more inclined to concentrate
+on a bazaar and lottery in aid of the proposed crematorium,
+which institution she regarded as most desirable
+from the humane, the sanitary and various other
+points of view.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Knap protested energetically against the idea;
+she had recently had an accident with a box of matches,
+which had gone off suddenly and burnt her hand. She
+for her part would have nothing more to do with
+burning&mdash;for the present, at any rate.</p>
+
+<p>Finally, after some heated argument, it was agreed
+that a grand harvest festival should be held, the
+proceeds to be devoted to the cause of universal
+peace.</p>
+
+<p>Emilie Rantzau was to be kept out of it altogether;<a class="pagenum" name="Page_228" id="Page_228" title="[Pg 228]"></a>
+they would not have her help in the arrangements,
+not a contribution&mdash;not so much as a bunch of flowers
+was to come from her; it was to be a festival "for
+ourselves and by ourselves." The old ladies were
+already triumphant; this intriguing minx, this person
+from nowhere, who had tried to force herself into
+society, should be made to feel their power and her
+own insignificance. The festival was to be held in the
+park on Sunday, from five to nine; there would be
+illuminations, coloured lanterns, fireworks and so
+on. Singing,&mdash;male and female choir,&mdash;lecture by a
+Professor from Christiania, recitation by a famous
+actor, solos by an amateur and an "amatrice"&mdash;it
+was a programme so magnificent that the whole town
+was amazed.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime, Mrs. Rantzau sat quietly at home, in her
+pink morning-gown, pouring out coffee for Nickelsen.
+She was very quiet and gentle in manner&mdash;there was
+a curious atmosphere about the situation generally.</p>
+
+<p>There lay the morning papers, white, uncrumpled,
+untouched. The coffee now seethed gently in little
+regular gasps, like a school-mistress out on a mountaineering
+expedition; the sun peeped in through the
+windows, casting gay gleams over Old Nick's white
+mop of hair and Emilie's raven locks.</p>
+
+<p>"Why shouldn't I be happy the few years I've still
+to live? And who is to have my money when I'm
+gone?" Old Nick sat staring absently before him.</p>
+
+<p>She bent over towards him, handing his cup; he
+felt her soft, curling tresses close to his cheek, and her
+hand just touched his own.</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Rantzau!" he exclaimed, flushing as he
+spoke; his voice was unsteady.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, how serious you are all of a sudden! You<a class="pagenum" name="Page_229" id="Page_229" title="[Pg 229]"></a>
+quite frightened me," she said, with a laugh, looking
+up at him innocently.</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Rantzau," he began again, "do you know
+that poem of Byronson, that&mdash;that begins:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus2">"'When blushing blood,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">In humble mood<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Turns to the man whose mind is proved,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">When timid, shy<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">She seeks....'"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>"Lord bless me, old boy, spouting poetry so early
+in the morning! Did you think it was Constitution
+Day&mdash;or the day after?"</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick looked round anything but amiably at
+Nachmann's unbeautiful face smiling in the doorway;
+Mrs. Rantzau left the room without a word.</p>
+
+<p>A long and earnest conference ensued between the
+two men, after which they went out for a long walk
+together.</p>
+
+<p>Emilie Rantzau felt now that her position was
+secure; it was only a question of time before she could
+appear as Mrs. Nickelsen. And inwardly she vowed
+vengeance on the women who had systematically
+excluded her from the Peace Festival; she pondered
+how best to get even with Mrs. Heidt and the rest.</p>
+
+<p>It took a deal of thinking out, but at last she hit
+upon a way. Quickly she put on her things, and
+hurried round to her faithful supporter, Consul Jansen.</p>
+
+<p>On Saturday evening, the <i>Strandvik News</i> appeared,
+and created an indescribable sensation throughout the
+town by printing immediately under the big announcement
+of the festival in the park, the following lines:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="spacewords center italic b0">"N.B. N.B.</p>
+
+<p>"After the conclusion of the festival, an impromptu<a class="pagenum" name="Page_230" id="Page_230" title="[Pg 230]"></a>
+dance for young people will take place in the Town
+Hall. Tickets, three shillings each. The surplus will
+be devoted to the Society for Tending Sick and
+Wounded in the Field. Mrs. Emma Jansen and
+Mrs. Emilie Rantzau have kindly consented to act as
+hostesses."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Mrs. Heidt started up in a fury, and declared it was
+a disgraceful piece of trickery on the part of that
+Emilie Rantzau. She could forgive Mrs. Jansen,
+perhaps, as being too much of a simpleton herself to
+see through the artful meanness of the whole thing.</p>
+
+<p>On Sunday evening, after the festival, all the young
+people and a number of the older ones flocked to the
+Town Hall, where Mrs. Rantzau received them with
+her most winning smile.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Heidt, Mrs. Knap and Mrs. Abrahamsen went
+each to their several homes, boiling with indignation;
+they had not even been invited to look on.</p>
+
+<p>Some few there were, perhaps, who failed to see any
+immediate connection between a Peace Festival and
+the Society for Tending Sick and Wounded in the Field,
+but all enjoyed themselves thoroughly, and that, after
+all, was the main thing.</p>
+
+<p>Emilie Rantzau was the queen of the ball, and well
+aware of it. She felt she had vanquished her rivals
+now, and was left in victorious possession of the field.
+One thing, however, caused her some slight anxiety,
+and that was that Nickelsen did not put in an appearance,
+though he had promised to come on later&mdash;what
+could it mean?</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was sitting at home, deep in thought,
+and with him were Thor Smith, Nachmann and
+Warden Prois.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_231" id="Page_231" title="[Pg 231]"></a>
+"You must see and get clear of this, Nickelsen,"
+said Prois warmly, laying one hand on his shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I suppose I must. But the worst of it is,
+I've got fond of her, you see, and I've been hoping
+she'd brighten up the few years I've got left."</p>
+
+<p>"I know, I know," said Prois. "I've been through
+exactly the same thing myself, a few years back, but,
+thanks to Providence, I got out of it all right."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't blame it on Providence, Warden," put
+in Nachmann. "It was that telegraph fellow you
+had to thank for cutting you out."</p>
+
+<p>"It's not a matter for joking," said Prois sharply;
+and Nachmann withdrew to a corner of the sofa,
+quite depressed by the seriousness of the situation.</p>
+
+<p>Thor Smith could stand it no longer; this unwonted
+solemnity was too much for him. He slipped
+out into the hall, and, sitting down on an old leather
+trunk, laughed till he cried.</p>
+
+<p>There was a long conference at Old Nick's that
+evening, and it was one o'clock before he faithfully
+promised to follow his friends' advice, and thrust out
+Emilie Rantzau from his house and heart.</p>
+
+<p>How this was to be accomplished must be decided
+later; meantime the conspirators would take it in
+turn to dine with Old Nick and spend the rest of the
+day with him, to guard against any backsliding.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick agreed to it all, helplessly as a child.</p>
+
+<p>How could they get her to go? The question was
+argued and discussed, but no one could hit upon any
+reasonable plan. At last they decided to call in
+Peter Oiland, who had lately been on terms of intimacy
+with Old Nick, and see what he could do.</p>
+
+<p>Peter Oiland put on a serious face, and looked
+doubtfully over at Prois, whose mind was becoming<a class="pagenum" name="Page_232" id="Page_232" title="[Pg 232]"></a>
+almost unhinged by these everlasting conferences and
+endless discussions, while the seriousness of the situation
+forbade any over-hasty steps.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we can't very well turn her out by force,"
+said Peter Oiland. "The only thing to do is to try
+and get at the soft side of her: an appeal to the
+heart, you understand."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm; her heart's like the drawers in my store,"
+said Nachmann. "In and out according to what's
+wanted."</p>
+
+<p>Peter Oiland determined nevertheless to make an
+attempt. He would say nothing for the present as
+to the details of his plan; he had an idea, and hoped
+it might succeed.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime, Emilie Rantzau continued her triumphant
+progress; she was leading society in Strandvik. Her
+dresses, her manner, were a standing topic among
+the ladies of the town, who hated and admired her
+at once. She on her part was happy enough, but at a
+loss to understand why Nickelsen was so unpardonably
+tardy in making his declaration; still, it could
+only be a question of time; she felt safe enough.</p>
+
+<p>One day there came a letter from Christiania, which
+in a flash threw Strandvik and its entire society into
+the background. It ran as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My dear Emilie Rantzau</span>,&mdash;Years, many years,
+have passed since we last met. Do you remember
+a fair young man whom you often saw at Mrs. Moller's,
+when you were a boarder there as a girl? But there
+were so many of us young students who were all more
+or less in love with you at that time, and I hardly
+dare suppose you would have any special recollection
+of my humble self. It would be only natural that<a class="pagenum" name="Page_233" id="Page_233" title="[Pg 233]"></a>
+you should have forgotten. But I have never, never
+forgotten Emilie Storm, as you were then.</p>
+
+<p>"I was poor and unknown at the time, and poor,
+alas, I remained for many years, until at last I had no
+longer any hope of meeting you again, as I had
+dreamed&mdash;yet I have followed your career, and
+kept myself informed as to your circumstances. I
+learned of your husband's death, and that you are
+now obliged to earn your livelihood as housekeeper
+to an old bachelor in a little out-of-the-way place.</p>
+
+<p>"To think that you&mdash;you, Emilie, who have never
+for a single day been absent from my thoughts, should
+be wasting away your life among the yokels of an
+insignificant seaport town.</p>
+
+<p>"And I&mdash;I am alone and lonely now, back at home
+after many long years of toil in the great cities of
+Europe, and the fortune I have made is useless to
+me. For money cannot purchase happiness, or bring
+back the dreams of youth.</p>
+
+<p>"Emilie, shall we try to come together? Shall we
+renew our old acquaintance, and see if we can find
+that mutual sympathy which binds one life to
+another?</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"If you are willing, then let us meet. My name
+you need not know. I should prefer you to find me
+as I am now, not as the ardent youth I was when
+first we met, but as a man, sobered by trials and
+experience, who has nevertheless maintained the
+ideals of early days unscathed throughout the battle
+of life. You may reply to</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">Abraham Hertz</span>.</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Poste restante, Christiania.</span>"</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>She read the letter through a dozen times at least,
+and sat puzzling her brains to try and recollect a<a class="pagenum" name="Page_234" id="Page_234" title="[Pg 234]"></a>
+"fair young man," who had been one of her admirers
+at Mrs. Moller's. She could make nothing of it. She
+had been only seventeen at the time, and had had
+such a host of admirers before and since; it was too
+much to expect that she should recollect them all.</p>
+
+<p>But was it meant in earnest now, or was the whole
+thing a vulgar hoax?</p>
+
+<p>This lawyer of hers was but a poor creature after
+all; red-nosed, almost a dotard&mdash;ugh! To think of
+getting away from it all and go to Christiania, perhaps
+Paris, Vienna, Rome&mdash;away! And then to be rich&mdash;rich!
+Poverty was a dreadful thing to face, dreadful
+even to think of. Was she to grow old, and ugly,
+and poor?</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Mr. Abraham Hertz</span>,&mdash;Your kind letter received.
+I set great store by old friends, and should therefore
+be glad to renew the acquaintance, but must confess
+that I am unwilling to enter upon a correspondence
+with one who remains anonymous. How can I be
+sure that I am not exposing myself to a mischievous
+practical joke?</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"I should be glad of a photo, in order if possible
+to identify the 'fair young man.'</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"E. R."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Two days later came a registered letter.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Mrs. Emilie Rantzau</span>,&mdash;How could you ever
+think I was joking? However, that you may no longer
+doubt for a moment the seriousness of my intentions,
+I enclose £50, with the request that you will come to
+Christiania as soon as possible. If you will put up at
+Mrs. Irving's <i>pension</i>, I will meet you there.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"Enclosed is a photo of the fair young man, but<a class="pagenum" name="Page_235" id="Page_235" title="[Pg 235]"></a>
+for Heaven's sake do not imagine that it resembles
+your admirer now, with his eight-and-forty years.&mdash;Au
+revoir.</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"A. H."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Emilie had never handled a £50 note before in her
+life. She spread it out on the table, smoothing it with
+her fingers so tenderly that Old Nick, had he seen
+her, would have been frantic with jealousy. She even
+kissed the portrait of His Majesty in the corners before
+hiding the note away in her breast.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick was utterly astonished when Mrs. Rantzau
+informed him that she found herself compelled to
+leave Strandvik, the air, unfortunately, did not agree
+with her. She seemed, too, remarkably cool in her
+manner towards him; her customary smile had faded
+somewhat, and her ardent eyes, that had been wont
+to focus themselves upon his own, seemed now to
+flicker vaguely in no particular direction.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau's sudden departure occasioned much
+comment. Her most faithful admirer, Consul Jansen,
+turned up with a big bunch of flowers, and hoisted the
+flag in his garden at half-mast.</p>
+
+<p>Old Nick, of course, went down to the quay to see
+her off. As a matter of fact, however, he was now
+beginning to find the situation rather humorous&mdash;a
+symptom which Thor Smith diagnosed as indicating
+that his old friend was well on the way at least to
+convalescence, if not to complete recovery.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rantzau stood on the upper deck in her dark
+blue dress, with the little toque coquettishly aslant on
+her head. She waved her handkerchief, and Consul
+Jansen cried: "<i lang="fr">Adieu, au revoir!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>"<span lang="fr">Merci, Monsieur le Consul; je regrette que vous
+soyez obligé de rester ici parmi ces dromadaires-ci.</span>"<a class="pagenum" name="Page_236" id="Page_236" title="[Pg 236]"></a>
+That was Emilie Rantzau's farewell to Strandvik.
+As for Old Nick, she did not even grant him so much
+as a nod.</p>
+
+<p>On the way home he encountered a procession of
+urchins, ragged, bare-legged and boisterous, waving
+Japanese fans and Chinese parasols&mdash;properties which
+he seemed to recognise.</p>
+
+<p>"Here, you boys, where did you get those things
+from?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Nachmann gave us them. He threw them out
+of Nickelsen's window," cried the youngsters in
+chorus.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm," grunted Old Nick. "Very funny...."
+and he stalked on his way.</p>
+
+<p>Nachmann and Prois were busy moving the sofas
+back against the wall, and restoring the card-table to
+its former place.</p>
+
+<p>"Here, what do you think you're doing?" shouted
+Nickelsen from the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>"Salvage Corps, getting ready for a little party,"
+said the Warden dryly.</p>
+
+<p>That evening Old Nick's little circle of friends
+assembled at his house. Cards and the tray of glasses
+were laid out as in the old days. The host, in his
+old brown dressing-gown, sat with his slippered feet
+up on the table, and puffed at his long-stemmed pipe.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you may think yourself lucky to have got
+out of that as you did," said Nachmann, touching Old
+Nick's glass with his own.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't think what made her go off like that, all
+of a sudden," said Old Nick, almost wistfully.</p>
+
+<p>"You can thank Peter Oiland for that," said Thor
+Smith.</p>
+
+<p>"Peter Oiland?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_237" id="Page_237" title="[Pg 237]"></a>
+"Yes, it was he that got her away. What about
+those letters you sent her, Oiland? What did you
+say in them?"</p>
+
+<p>"H'm," said Oiland, with a serious air. "My dear
+friends, it is ill jesting with affairs of the heart. Emilie
+Rantzau's secret is locked for ever in my breast."
+And he gazed reflectively into his glass as he stirred
+his grog.</p>
+
+<p>"How did you manage to get them sent from Christiania?"</p>
+
+<p>"Posted them myself when I was in with Sukkestad,
+my respected father-in-law to be, buying furniture."</p>
+
+<p>"But the photo, and Mrs. Moller's, and all that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the photo was one Maria Sukkestad gave me
+last year of her beloved spouse&mdash;taken years ago, when
+they were engaged."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Peter, you're a marvel! But suppose she'd
+recognised him?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hardly think she could," said Oiland dryly.</p>
+
+<p>"But how did you know about Mrs. Moller's?"</p>
+
+<p>"She told Mrs. Jansen she'd stayed there, and I
+heard about it after. But all that was easy enough.
+The worst thing was, it came so expensive&mdash;£50 is a
+lot of money," and he sighed.</p>
+
+<p>"£50?" said Nickelsen, looking up sharply. "What
+do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>Thor Smith rapped his glass, and said with mock
+solemnity:</p>
+
+<p>"Our efforts in the cause of freedom having met
+with the success they deserve, we naturally look to
+you, as the intended victim, for reimbursement of all
+costs incurred in effecting your deliverance. And we
+hope after this you'll have the sense to know when
+you're well off, and not go running your head into a<a class="pagenum" name="Page_238" id="Page_238" title="[Pg 238]"></a>
+noose again, old man. Three cheers for Old Nick&mdash;hurrah!"</p>
+
+<p>It was a festive evening, culminating in a song
+written specially for the occasion:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"Our dear Old Nick is a queer old stick,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And a bachelor gay was he,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Till the widow's charms occasioned alarms,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">In the rest of the Company.<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">This will never do, said we,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">We must settle affairs with she,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">So we played for Old Nick, and we won the trick,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">And a bachelor still is he&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Give it with three times three&mdash;<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A bachelor gay, and we hope he may<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Continue so to be!"<br /></span>
+<a class="pagenum" name="Page_239" id="Page_239" title="[Pg 239]"></a></div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<h2><a name="XVII" id="XVII"></a>XVII<br />
+THE <i>EVA MARIA</i></h2>
+
+
+<p>"Close on seven-and-thirty years now since I
+came aboard as skipper of the <i>Eva Maria</i>,
+and you can understand, Nils Petter, it's a
+bit queer like for me to be handing her over now to
+anyone else," said old Bernt Jorgensen solemnly. His
+brother, Nils Petter, listened respectfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Never a thing gone wrong. I've always been able
+to reckon out exactly what the four trips to Scotland
+and Holland each summer brought in; but then, as you
+know, Nils Petter, I didn't go dangling about on shore
+with the other skippers, throwing money away on
+whisky and such-like trash."</p>
+
+<p>"No, you've always been a steady one," said Nils
+Petter quietly.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, steady it is, and steady it's got to be, and
+keep a proper account of everything. In winter, when
+I was at home with the mother, I'd always go through
+all expenses I'd had the summer past; that way I
+could keep an eye on every little thing."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, you've been careful enough about little things,
+that's true. I remember that tar bucket we threw
+overboard once. We never heard the last of it all
+that winter."</p>
+
+<p>"It's just that very thing, Nils Petter, that I've got<a class="pagenum" name="Page_240" id="Page_240" title="[Pg 240]"></a>
+to thank for having a bit laid by, or anyhow, the <i>Eva
+Maria's</i> free of debt, and that's all I ask." Old Bernt
+was not anxious to go into details as to the nice little
+sum he had laid up with Van Hegel in Amsterdam,
+not to speak of the little private banking account that
+had been growing so steadily for years.</p>
+
+<p>"Not but that I've need enough to earn a little
+more," he went on; "but I've made up my mind
+now to give up the sea, though it's hard to leave the
+old <i>Eva Maria</i> that's served me so well."</p>
+
+<p>Bernt Jorgensen had been very doubtful about
+handing over the vessel to Nils Petter's command.
+Nils was a good seaman enough, but with one serious
+failing: he invariably ran riot when he got ashore,
+and there was no holding him.</p>
+
+<p>Still, Nils Petter was his only brother, and perhaps
+when he found himself skipper he would come to feel
+the responsibility of his position, and improve accordingly.
+Anyhow, one could but try it.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter stood watching his brother attentively,
+as the latter solemnly concluded: "Well, you're
+skipper of the <i>Eva Maria</i> from now on, Nils Petter, and
+I hope and trust you'll bear in mind the duty you owe
+to God and your owners."</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter grasped his brother's hand and shook
+it so heartily that Bernt could feel it for days&mdash;it was
+at any rate a reminder that Nils Petter had serious
+intentions of reforming.</p>
+
+<p>But Nils Petter was the happy man! First of all,
+he had to go ashore and tell the good news to his old
+friend, Trina Thoresen, who, it may be noted, had
+been one of his former sweethearts. She had married
+Thoresen as the only means of avoiding a scandal,
+and murmured resignedly as she did so: "Ah, well,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_241" id="Page_241" title="[Pg 241]"></a>
+it can't be helped. Nils Petter can't marry us all,
+poor fellow!"</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter's large, round face was one comprehensive
+smile, and his huge fists all but crushed the life out
+of Schoolmaster Pedersen, who was impudent enough
+to offer his hand in congratulation. "Skipper!"
+said Nils Petter. "Captain, you mean&mdash;he&mdash;he!"
+and he laughed till the houses echoed half-way up the
+street, and Mrs. Pedersen looked out of the window
+to see what all the noise was about.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter was undoubtedly the most popular
+character in the town; he was intimate with every
+one, regardless of sex or social standing.</p>
+
+<p>"A cheery, good-natured soul," was the general
+estimate of Nils Petter&mdash;somewhat too cheery, perhaps,
+at times; but never so much so that he abused his
+gigantic strength, of which wonderful stories were
+told. At any rate it took a great deal to move him
+to anger.</p>
+
+<p>He was in constant difficulties about money, for
+as often as he had any to spare, he would give it away
+or lend it. Now and again, when especially hard up,
+he would apply to his "rich brother" as he called
+him, and never failed to receive assistance, together
+with a long sermon on the evils of extravagance,
+which he listened to most penitently, but the meaning
+of which he had never to this day been able to realise
+himself.</p>
+
+<p>Well, now we shall see how he got on as officer in
+command of the <i>Eva Maria</i>, <i>vice</i> that careful old
+model of a skipper, Bernt Jorgensen. The vessel
+was fixed for Dundee, with a cargo of battens from
+Drammen, and Bernt had himself seen to everything
+in the matter of stores and provisions, etc., according<a class="pagenum" name="Page_242" id="Page_242" title="[Pg 242]"></a>
+to the old régime. Nils Petter certainly found the
+supplies of meat and drink on board a trifle scanty&mdash;drink,
+especially so. Six bottles of fruit syrup&mdash;h'm.
+Nils Petter thought he might at least make a
+cautious suggestion. "Say, Brother Bernt, you're
+sure you haven't forgotten anything. Fresh meat,
+for instance, and a bottle or so of spirits?"</p>
+
+<p>"Never has been spirits on board the <i>Eva Maria</i>,"
+answered Bernt shortly. And Nils Petter was obliged
+to sail with fruit syrup instead.</p>
+
+<p>Just outside Horten, however, they were becalmed,
+and the <i>Eva Maria</i> anchored up accordingly.</p>
+
+<p>"D'you know this place at all, Ola?" said Nils
+Petter to his old friend Ola Simonsen, the boatswain,
+as they got the anchor down.</p>
+
+<p>"Surely, Captain&mdash;know it? Why, I was here with
+the old <i>Desideria</i> serving my time."</p>
+
+<p>"Right you are, then. We'll get out the boat and
+go on shore first for a look round."</p>
+
+<p>It was late that night when they returned, Nils
+Petter at the oars, and Ola sleeping the sleep of the
+just in the bottom of the boat. Nils Petter was
+singing and laughing so he could be heard half a mile
+off. After considerable effort he managed to hoist
+the boatswain over the vessel's side, the whole crew
+laughing uproariously, including Nils Petter himself,
+who was quite pleased with the whole adventure, and
+cared not a jot for discipline and his dignity as skipper.</p>
+
+<p>Ola Simonsen having been safely deposited on board,
+Nils Petter handed up a number of items in addition.
+One large joint of beef, six pork sausages, one ham,
+one case of tinned provisions, and one marked significantly,
+"Glass: with care."</p>
+
+<p>Towards morning a light, northerly breeze sprang<a class="pagenum" name="Page_243" id="Page_243" title="[Pg 243]"></a>
+up, and they weighed anchor again. Nils Petter,
+instead of pacing the after-part with his hands behind
+his back, as became the dignity of a captain, came
+forward and took up his post beside the windlass,
+sent the rest of the crew briskly about their business,
+and fell to singing with the full force of his lungs, till
+the agent on the quay went in for his glasses to see
+what was happening.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter was the very opposite of his brother,
+who would make a whole voyage without saying a
+word to his crew except to give the necessary orders.
+Nils Petter, on the other hand, chatted with the men
+and lent a hand with the work like any ordinary
+seaman. Altogether, the relations between captain
+and crew were such as would have been thoroughly
+pleasant and cordial ashore.</p>
+
+<p>There were beefsteaks for dinner as long as the beef
+lasted out, and Nils Petter shared in brotherly fashion
+with the rest&mdash;there was no distinction of rank on
+board in that respect; it was an ideal socialistic
+Utopia!</p>
+
+<p>The case marked "Glass: with care" was opened,
+and each helped himself at will, till only the straw
+packing remained. It was a cheery, comfortable life
+on board, as all agreed, not least Nils Petter, who
+laughed and sang the whole day long. No one had
+ever dreamed of such a state of things on board the
+<i>Eva Maria</i>, least of all Bernt Jorgensen, who was
+fortunately in ignorance of the idyllic conditions now
+prevailing in his beloved ship.</p>
+
+<p>The only occasion throughout the voyage when any
+real dissension arose between Nils Petter and his crew
+was when opening one of the tins brought on board
+at Horten. The contents defied identification despite<a class="pagenum" name="Page_244" id="Page_244" title="[Pg 244]"></a>
+the most careful scrutiny. The label certainly said
+"Russian Caviare," but Nils Petter and the rest were
+none the wiser for that. A general council was accordingly
+held, with as much solemnity as if the lives of all
+were in peril on the sea.</p>
+
+<p>"I've a sort of idea the man in the shop said eat it
+raw," ventured Nils Petter.</p>
+
+<p>Ola Simonsen was reckless enough to try.</p>
+
+<p>"Ugh&mdash;pugh&mdash;urrrgh!" he spluttered. "Of all
+the...."</p>
+
+<p>"Itsch&mdash;hitch&mdash;huh!" said Thoresen, the mate.
+"Better trying cooking it, I think." (This Thoresen,
+by the way, was the husband of Trina Thoresen, before
+mentioned, and a good friend of Nils Petter, who, in
+moments of exaltation would call him brother-in-law,
+which Thoresen never seemed to mind in the least.)</p>
+
+<p>While the tin of caviare was under discussion, all on
+board, from the ship's boy to the captain, were
+assembled in the forecastle, intent on the matter in
+hand. So much so, indeed, that the <i>Eva Maria</i>, then
+left to her own devices, sailed slap into a schooner
+laden with coal, that was rude enough to get in her
+way.</p>
+
+<p>Fortunately, no great damage was done beyond
+carrying away the schooner's jib-boom, and matters
+were settled amicably with the schooner's captain,
+whom Nils Petter presented with an odd spar he
+happened to have on deck and the six bottles of fruit
+syrup, which he was only too pleased to get rid of.
+And the <i>Eva Maria</i> continued her course in the same
+cheerful spirit as heretofore.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter's first exploit on arriving at Dundee was
+to send the harbour-master headlong into the dock,
+whence he was with difficulty dragged out. He got<a class="pagenum" name="Page_245" id="Page_245" title="[Pg 245]"></a>
+off with a fine of £20, which was entered in the ship's
+accounts as "unforeseen expenses."</p>
+
+<p>Those on board found themselves comfortable
+enough, the skipper being for the most part ashore.
+This, however, was hardly fortunate for the owner,
+as Nils Petter's shore-going disbursements were by
+no means inconsiderable, including, as they did, little
+occasional extras, such as £2, 10s. for a plate-glass
+window in the bar of the "Duck and Acid-drop,"
+through which aforesaid window Nils had propelled
+a young gentleman whom he accused of throwing
+orange-peel.</p>
+
+<p>At last the <i>Eva Maria</i> was clear of Dundee, and
+after Nils Petter had provisioned her according to his
+lights&mdash;which ranged from fresh meat to ginger-beer
+and double stout&mdash;there remained of the freight money
+just on £7. This he considered was not worth sending
+home, and invested it therefore in a cask of good
+Scotch whisky, thinking to gladden his brother therewith
+on his return.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter and the <i>Eva Maria</i> then proceeded
+without further adventure on their homeward way,
+arriving in the best of trim eight days after.</p>
+
+<p>The first thing to do was to go up to the owners
+and report. Nils Petter was already in the boat, with
+the whisky, and Ola Simonsen at the oars.</p>
+
+<p>"What the devil am I to say about the money?"
+muttered Nils Petter to himself, as he sat in the stern.
+For the first time since the voyage began he felt
+troubled and out of spirits.</p>
+
+<p>"Fair good voyage it's been, Captain," said Ola,
+resting on his oars.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, fair good voyage is all very well, but the
+money, Ola, what about that?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_246" id="Page_246" title="[Pg 246]"></a>
+Ola lifted his cap and scratched his head. "Why,
+you haven't left it behind, then, Captain, or what?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, it's like this, Ola; there's expenses, you
+know, on a voyage&mdash;oh, but it's no good trying that
+on; he knows all about it himself. H'm ... I wish
+to goodness I could think of something."</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter frowned, and looked across at the cask
+of whisky. Ola, noticing the direction of his glance,
+observed consolingly that it ought to be a welcome
+present. "Ay, if that was all," said Nils Petter,
+"but the beggar's a teetotaller."</p>
+
+<p>They landed at the quay. Nils Petter and Ola got
+the cask ashore, and rolled it together over to Bernt
+Jorgensen's house. The owner was out in the garden,
+eating cherries with the parson, who had come to call.</p>
+
+<p>At sight of the latter, Nils Petter gave Ola a nudge,
+and ordered him to take the cask round the back way,
+while he himself walked solemnly up to his brother
+and saluted.</p>
+
+<p>"You've made a quick voyage," said Bernt Jorgensen,
+his voice trembling a little. "I'd been expecting
+to hear from you by letter before now, though." And
+he looked up sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;yes, I suppose ... you're thinking of the
+freight," said Nils Petter, inwardly deciding that it
+might be just as well to get it over at once, especially
+now the parson was here.</p>
+
+<p>"It was always my way to send home the freight
+money as soon as I'd drawn it," said Bernt Jorgensen
+quietly.</p>
+
+<p>"Expenses come terribly heavy in Dundee just
+now," said Nils Petter. "And&mdash;and&mdash;well, it's hard
+to make ends meet anyhow these times."</p>
+
+<p>Here an unexpected reinforcement came to his aid.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_247" id="Page_247" title="[Pg 247]"></a>
+The parson nodded, and observed that he heard the
+same thing on all sides; hard times for shipping trade
+just now. The parson, indeed, never heard anything
+else, as his parishioners invariably told him the same
+story, as a sort of delicate excuse for the smallness of
+their contribution.</p>
+
+<p>When the brothers were alone, Nils Petter had to
+come out with the truth, that all he had to show for
+the trip was one cask of whisky. "That I brought
+home, meaning all for the best, Bernt, and thinking
+£7 wasn't worth sending."</p>
+
+<p>Bernt, however, was of a different opinion, and
+delivered a lengthy reprimand, ending up with the
+words, "The <i>Eva Maria's</i> never made a voyage like
+that before. Ah, Nils Petter, I'm afraid you're the
+prodigal son."</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter bowed his head humbly, but reflected
+inwardly that if all the prodigal sons had been as
+comfortably off on their travels as he had on that
+voyage, they wouldn't have been so badly off after all.</p>
+
+<p>As for the cask of whisky, Nils Petter was ordered
+to drive in with it to Drammen and sell it there, which
+he did, after first privately drawing off six bottles and
+supplying the deficiency with water.</p>
+
+<p>If Bernt Jorgensen had had his doubts the first time
+Nils Petter went on board the <i>Eva Maria</i> as skipper,
+his misgivings now were naturally increased a thousand-fold.
+Nils Petter, however, promised faithfully to
+reform, and send home a thumping remittance, if only
+he might be allowed to make one more voyage. And
+in the end, Bernt, with brotherly affection, let him
+have his way.</p>
+
+<p>This time the charter was for Niewendiep, or
+"Nyndyp," as it was generally called, which port<a class="pagenum" name="Page_248" id="Page_248" title="[Pg 248]"></a>
+Bernt knew inside and out, as he said, so that Nils
+Petter could not palm off any fairy-tales about it.</p>
+
+<p>The voyage was as quick as the preceding one, and,
+less than four weeks from sailing, Nils Petter appeared
+once more rowing in to the quay. This time, however,
+he brought with him, not a cask of whisky, but "something
+altogether different"&mdash;in honour of which the
+<i>Eva Maria</i> was decked out with all the bunting on
+board.</p>
+
+<p>Bernt Jorgensen had come down himself to the
+waterside on seeing the vessel so beflagged, as it had
+not been since the day of his own wedding, thirty
+years before. He stood shading his eyes with one
+hand, as he watched Nils Petter in the boat coming
+in. "What on earth was that he had got in the
+stern? Something all tied about with fluttering red
+ribbons."</p>
+
+<p>"Hey, brother!" hailed Nils Petter joyfully, standing
+up in the boat. "Here's a remittance, if you
+like!" And he pointed to a buxom young woman
+who sat nodding and smiling at his side. Without
+undue ceremony he hoisted the lady by one arm up
+on to the quay, and the pair stood facing Bernt, who
+stared speechlessly from one to the other.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's your brother-in-law, my dear," said Nils
+Petter in a dialect presumably meant for Dutch,
+nudging the fair one with his knee in a part where
+Hollanders are generally supposed to be well upholstered.
+The impetus sent her flying into the arms
+of Bernt, who extricated himself humidly.</p>
+
+<p>"Her name's Jantjedina van Groot, my good and
+faithful wife," Nils Petter explained. Bernt Jorgensen,
+who had not yet recovered from his astonishment,
+only grunted again and again: "H'm&mdash;h'm&mdash;&mdash;" and<a class="pagenum" name="Page_249" id="Page_249" title="[Pg 249]"></a>
+made haste towards home, followed by Nils Petter
+and his bride.</p>
+
+<p>This time nothing was said about the freight money,
+which was just as well for all concerned, seeing it had
+all been spent in the purchase of various household
+goods and extra provisions with which to celebrate
+the occasion. Nils Petter's new relations in Holland,
+too, had had to be treated in hospitable fashion&mdash;which
+was just as well for them, since he never called
+there again!</p>
+
+<p>Bernt Jorgensen decided that it would be more
+economical to pension off Nils Petter, and get a
+skipper of the old school to take over the <i>Eva Maria</i>;
+after which there was rarely any trouble about the
+freight money.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but expenses now aren't what they were in
+my time," Nils Petter would say.</p>
+
+<p>Which, in one sense, was perfectly true.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_250" id="Page_250" title="[Pg 250]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XVIII" id="XVIII"></a>XVIII<br />
+THE <i>HENRIK IBSEN</i></h2>
+
+
+<p>"Well, and what are you doing with that brat
+of yours, <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>," asked Hansen
+the shipbroker, one day, meeting Soren
+Braaten in the street. "Got any freight yet?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, worse luck. These wretched steamers take
+all there is. I can't see what's the good of steam anyway<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span>
+We got along all right without it before, but
+it's all different now. Doesn't give a poor man time
+to breathe."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, the old windjammers are rather out of it
+now," Hansen agreed.</p>
+
+<p>"Going to rack and ruin, as far as I can see. And
+what's the sense of all this hurry and skurry, when
+all's said and done. It's against nature, that's what
+I say. When I think how we used to get along in the
+old days. Why, I never heard but that the merchants
+over in England and Holland were pleased enough
+with the cargoes when they got there, whether we'd
+been a fortnight or a month on the way, and we made
+a decent living out of it and so did they. But now?
+As soon as a steamer comes along, it's all fuss
+and excitement and bother and complaint all
+round."</p>
+
+<p>"You ought to see and get hold of a steamboat<a class="pagenum" name="Page_251" id="Page_251" title="[Pg 251]"></a>
+yourself, Soren; we mustn't be behindhand with everything,
+you know. Why, up in Drammen now, they've
+seven or eight of them already."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you for nothing. Let them buy steamers
+that cares to; it won't be Soren Braaten, though."</p>
+
+<p>And Soren walked homeward, inwardly anathematising
+the inventor of steam, who might have found a
+better use for his time than causing all that trouble
+to his fellow-men.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia was in the kitchen when he came in; the
+first thing she asked was whether he had got a charter
+for <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The vessel had been lying in Christiania now for
+nearly a month; such a thing had never happened
+before.</p>
+
+<p>Remittances? Alas, these had so dwindled of late
+as to be almost microscopic. Things were looking
+gloomy all round.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia sat by the fire looking thoughtfully into the
+blaze. She dropped her knitting, and stuck the odd
+needle into her hair, that was fastened in a coil at the
+back of her head. The wool rolled to the floor, but
+when Soren stooped to pick it up, she ordered him
+sharply to leave it alone. There was something in
+her voice that startled Soren. Ever since the battle
+royal of a few years back, she had been quiet and
+sensible, and things had gone on between them as
+smoothly as could be wished.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly she rose to her feet, and stood with one
+hand on her hip, the other holding the bench.</p>
+
+<p>"Soren, it's no good; we can't go on like this any
+longer."</p>
+
+<p>Soren gave a start; he could feel there was thunder
+in the air.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_252" id="Page_252" title="[Pg 252]"></a>
+"We'll have to buy a steamer. Sailing-ships are
+out of date."</p>
+
+<p>"What's that you say, mother? We two old
+folks to go fussing about with steam? Nay, I'd
+rather stick to the old planks till they rot!"</p>
+
+<p>But Cilia went on firmly, altogether unmoved.
+"We've a decent bit of money in the bank, and shares
+in other things besides, but the interest's not what it
+might be, and I don't see the sense of letting other
+people take all the profits that's to be made out of
+shipping, while we that's nearest at hand are left
+behind."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't suppose they're overdone with profits,
+these here steamboats, when it comes to the point,"
+grumbled Soren. And no more was said about the
+matter for that day.</p>
+
+<p>But Cilia pondered and speculated still; she read
+the shipping papers and the shipbrokers' circulars
+as earnestly as she studied lesson and collect on
+Sundays.</p>
+
+<p>She found a valuable ally, too, in her son-in-law,
+Skipper Abrahamsen, who was tired of the "old
+hulk," as he called <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>, and longed to be
+captain of a steamer himself. Fortunately, Soren
+never heard a word of this, or it would have been
+ill both for Cilia and Abrahamsen, for he could not
+bear to hear a word in dispraise of his beloved ship.</p>
+
+<p>Malvina, of course, sided with her husband and her
+mother, and their united efforts were daily brought to
+bear upon Soren, till at last he grew so tired of hearing
+about "that steamboat of ours," that he fled out
+of the house, and went round to call on Warden Prois
+whenever the talk turned that way.</p>
+
+<p>There was a little attic in the Braaten's house<a class="pagenum" name="Page_253" id="Page_253" title="[Pg 253]"></a>
+that had never been used for anything but a box-room;
+this was now cleared in secret by Cilia and
+Malvina, and then the three conspirators held meetings
+and discussions. Abrahamsen and Cilia had quietly
+made inquiries of various shipbuilding concerns, and
+received a mass of estimates and plans.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia studied the question of engines till her brain
+was going twelve knots easy. Compound and triple
+expansion, boiler plate, and cylinder stroke&mdash;her mind
+was busy with every detail; for Cilia was not one to
+do things by halves when once she started.</p>
+
+<p>Abrahamsen was examined and cross-examined till
+the sweat poured off him; he, of course, had to appear
+more or less familiar with all these things, since he
+aspired to command a steamer.</p>
+
+<p>Malvina sat silent, looking on with wide eyes and
+taking it all in; she was looking forward to a free
+passage on a real steamboat for herself.</p>
+
+<p>Soren wondered a little what they could be up to
+in the attic, but, being comfortable enough below with
+a glass of grog and the <i>Shipping Gazette</i>, he let them
+stay there as long as they pleased. One evening,
+however, it struck him they were at it a good long
+time; it was past eleven, and no sign of their coming
+down yet. Accordingly, he stole up quietly in his
+stocking feet, and looked through the keyhole. What
+he saw did not improve his temper. On a table in
+the middle of the room was the smartest little steamer
+one could imagine. Red bottom, sides black above,
+with a gold streak, the rudder and two masts sloping
+a little aft, flag at fore and maintop&mdash;a sight to see.
+Cilia, Malvina and Abrahamsen stood round examining
+the model with glee.</p>
+
+<p>Soren was about to retire, but stumbled over an old<a class="pagenum" name="Page_254" id="Page_254" title="[Pg 254]"></a>
+trunk left outside, and fell head over heels into the
+room among the others. There was an awkward
+pause, until Cilia broke the silence by asking Soren:
+"What do you think of that&mdash;isn't she a beauty?"
+pointing to the model as she spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes, she's a handsome boat enough," said
+Soren, rubbing his shins.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, father, we <em>must</em> have a steamer of our own,"
+said Malvina, coming up and clinging to his shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, child, what are you doing here? I thought
+you'd have had enough to do at home with the boy,"
+he said softly.</p>
+
+<p>"It's the steamer we wanted to see. Mother thinks
+we could manage all right with compound, but
+Abrahamsen says it'll have to be triplets."</p>
+
+<p>"Triplets, forbid!" muttered Abrahamsen.</p>
+
+<p>"Have it whatever way you please, for all I care,"
+said Soren. And he stumped off downstairs.</p>
+
+<p>But the pressure from all sides was too much.
+Soren had to give way at last, and sign a formal document
+inviting subscriptions for shares in "a modern,
+up-to-date steamship."</p>
+
+<p>S. Braaten having entered his name for fifty shares
+at £50, it was hoped that the remainder would
+be subscribed by tradesfolk in the town. Cilia had
+laid stress on the importance of appealing to local
+patriotism, and the circular accordingly pointed out
+that "in neighbouring towns it has already been
+wisely recognised that the shipping of the future will
+be steam, and that the day of the sailing vessel is past;
+our town alone, though it has always occupied a leading
+position in the shipping world, is sadly behindhand in
+this respect, counting as <a class="corr" name="TC_8" id="TC_8" title="get">yet</a> not a single steamer. It
+is in order to meet this long-felt want"&mdash;etc.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_255" id="Page_255" title="[Pg 255]"></a>
+The appeal to the citizens of Strandvik was not in
+vain. A few days later the necessary share capital
+was subscribed.</p>
+
+<p>Soren Braaten, however, was ill at ease; it had gone
+against the grain to sign a document declaring that
+the day of the sailing vessel was past, and he would
+have liked to add an explanatory note to the effect
+that he had signed under protest. There was no help
+for it, however; for peace and quietness' sake he had
+to give way.</p>
+
+<p>At the preliminary general meeting, Soren was
+elected Managing Director of the Company, despite his
+most energetic protests.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>It was a fine sunny day when the <i>Henrik Ibsen</i> was
+due to appear. The name had been chosen at the
+suggestion of Lawyer Nickelsen, who explained it as
+fitting for a trading vessel, from the fact that the
+poet in question was expert at moving in dark waters
+and foggy regions, and made a very good living out
+of it; he hoped that the steamer would do likewise.</p>
+
+<p>Flags were in evidence all over the town, and the
+quay was crowded. Never had there been such excitement
+in Strandvik since the day of the Royal
+visit.</p>
+
+<p>Almost every other man was a shareholder; even
+Klementsen the parish clerk and Pedersen the
+schoolmaster had, despite their widely differing
+political views, gone halves together in a share.</p>
+
+<p>"From what I see in the papers about oil freights
+from New York and corn freights from the Black Sea,
+the vessel ought to pay at least twenty per cent," said
+Pedersen, with an air of superior wisdom. And he
+brought out a big sheet of paper covered with calculations<a class="pagenum" name="Page_256" id="Page_256" title="[Pg 256]"></a>
+in English pounds, shillings and pence, which
+had taken him all the afternoon to work out.</p>
+
+<p>Klementsen had to put on his spectacles and study
+the figures earnestly; which done, the two newly
+pledged shipowners solemnly declared "it looks like
+very good business."</p>
+
+<p>Nachmann was also a shareholder, but had only
+taken up his holding on condition that he should be
+purveyor of wines to the ship, "a smart, round vessel
+like that must get things from a decent firm." He
+had been busy to-day with a whole cart-load of various
+wines for the dinner, which the shareholders were to
+have on board during the trial trip.</p>
+
+<p>Away in the harbour lay the <i>Apollo</i>, <i>Eva Maria</i>,
+and <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>; they had had no charters this
+year. The old craft looked heavy and stout as they
+lay in the sweltering sun, with pitch oozing from their
+seams like black tears. It almost looked as if they
+were weeping at having to lie idle, instead of ploughing
+through the good salt waters off Lindemor or the
+Dogger.</p>
+
+<p>Soren Braaten, rowing out over the fjord to meet
+the steamer, passed close by his old ship <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>.
+He cast a loving glance at the dear old piece of timber,
+and wished he had accepted any freight, however
+poor, so he had kept out of all this new-fangled
+business with engine-power and steam. He felt like
+a traitor to his class, and to all the old things he loved.</p>
+
+<p>He passed the <i>Eva Maria</i>, and there was Bernt
+Jorgensen standing aft. Bernt had declined to take
+up shares in the steamer; on the contrary, he had
+argued earnestly against the project, declaring that
+Strandvik owed too much to the old sailing ships not
+to hold by them to the last.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_257" id="Page_257" title="[Pg 257]"></a>
+"Aren't you coming on board the steamer?" cried
+Soren as he came within hail.</p>
+
+<p>"No, thankye, I've no mind for it. I'm better
+where I am," answered Bernt, and, crossing over, sat
+down on the half-deck.</p>
+
+<p>He hoisted his flag with the rest, though he felt
+little inclined to; but it would look strange if the
+<i>Eva Maria</i> were the only one to refrain. But the
+bunting was only half-way up when the halliards
+broke, and the flag remained at half-mast.</p>
+
+<p>Bernt felt it was something of an ill-omen. He went
+into his cabin, but through the porthole he could see
+the <i>Henrik Ibsen</i> come gliding into the harbour amid
+general salutation.</p>
+
+<p>The steamer was bright with brass work and new
+paint; the great gilt letters of her name at the stern
+shone over the water. On the bridge stood Skipper
+Abrahamsen, with three gold bands on his cap, and
+all the crew were in uniform&mdash;blue jerseys, with the
+name worked in red.</p>
+
+<p>Bernt Jorgensen looked round his own cabin; the
+worn, yellow-painted walls, the square of ragged
+canvas that did duty as a tablecloth, the sofa with its
+old cracked covering of American cloth&mdash;it was all
+poor enough, but would he change with the dandified
+newcomer over yonder?</p>
+
+<p>He struck his fist on the table. "Let's see if he's
+as smart at earning money as you've been, <i>Eva Maria</i>.
+It'll take him all his time, I fancy."</p>
+
+<p>The cheering sounded across the water, as he sat
+bowed over the table with his head in his arms, thinking
+of old times, from the day he first went to sea
+with Uncle Gjermundsen, on board the <i>Stjerna</i>. Three
+shirts, a pair of canvas breeches, a straw-stuffed mattress<a class="pagenum" name="Page_258" id="Page_258" title="[Pg 258]"></a>
+and a rug were all his kit. But what a clipper she was
+in those days, with her twelve knots close hauled. And
+Uncle Gjermundsen was the man to get the best out
+of her too. No gold-braided cap for him, and not
+much of a man to look at, little, dry and crooked-backed
+as he was; but when he went overboard with a line
+that black November night to save the crew of an
+English brig on the reef and sinking, there was many
+an upstanding man might have been proud to know
+him. But he and his ship were gone now, and both
+the same way. He stood by his ship too long, last
+man on his own deck he would be, and so the rest were
+saved and he went down. But it was all in the papers
+about it, the speech that was made in his honour at
+the Seamen's Union, and the verse:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"He stood alone on the sinking wreck,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">A sailor fearless and bold,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For he knew that the last to leave the deck,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Comes first when all is told."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>And what lads they were on board the <i>Stjerna</i>, tarry
+and weather-stained, but the harder it blew the smarter
+they went about it. There was Nils Sturika, that
+Christmas Eve off Jomfruland, when the pilot was to
+come aboard. The whole ship was like a lump of ice,
+and the fore-rigging ready to go by the board, with
+the lee shrouds and backstays torn away. They had
+to make the signal, but the foretop halliards were
+gone. And then it was Nils Sturika went up the topgallant
+shrouds by his hands, with the flag in his teeth,
+and lashed it fast to the pole.</p>
+
+<p>But they got the pilot, and made in to Risorbank
+just in time.</p>
+
+<p>Nobody shouted hurrah for Nils, and a stiff nip of<a class="pagenum" name="Page_259" id="Page_259" title="[Pg 259]"></a>
+grog was what he got when he came down; instead of
+a medal with ribbon and all that he'd maybe get
+nowadays.</p>
+
+<p>Bernt Jorgensen was roused from his meditation
+by the sound of the salute on board the <i>Henrik Ibsen</i>.
+He rose and went up on deck to see what was going
+on. The shareholders, with wives and children,
+nephews and nieces and relatives generally, were
+making a tour of the vessel.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia was down in the saloon, seated in state on a red
+plush sofa. She did not feel altogether comfortable,
+to tell the truth, having acquired a horror of showy
+furniture since her own escapade in that direction.
+But she was proud to feel that "we" had achieved
+the distinction of giving Strandvik its first steamer.</p>
+
+<p>The trial trip was to take place while dinner was
+being served in the saloon.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Henrik Ibsen</i> steamed along the fjord, beflagged
+from deck to top, and greeted with cheers from all
+along the waterside; not a citizen of Strandvik but
+felt a thrill of pride in his citizenship that day.</p>
+
+<p>The dinner was a most festive affair. The conversation
+ran gaily on the topic of freights and steamship
+traffic. Old Klementsen already saw in his mind's
+eye a whole fleet of Strandvik steamers putting out
+to sea with flags flying, and coming home laden deep
+with gold to the beloved little town.</p>
+
+<p>Justice Heidt, guest of honour in his capacity as
+principal representative of local authority, made a
+speech, in which he referred to "Strandvik's first steamship,
+a tangible witness to the high degree of initiative
+among our business men. The vessel has been named
+after a great poet, and it is our hope that it will, like
+its famous namesake, add to our country's credit and<a class="pagenum" name="Page_260" id="Page_260" title="[Pg 260]"></a>
+renown in distant lands. Good luck and prosperity
+to the <i>Henrik Ibsen</i>." The toast was received with
+hearty cheers from all.</p>
+
+<p>Someone proposed the health of Soren Braaten, as
+leader in the enterprise, and Cilia's too, as the guiding
+spirit of the undertaking; then the captain's health
+was drunk, and many more.</p>
+
+<p>All were excited to a high pitch of enthusiasm.
+Old Klementsen, delighted to feel himself a shipowner,
+sat in a corner with a magnum of champagne before
+him, delivered an oration on the subject of time-charter
+on the China coast; he had read an article
+on the subject in a paper, and was greatly impressed
+by the same.</p>
+
+<p>"Beautifully steady, isn't she?" said Cilia to her
+husband. Hardly had she spoken, however, when, "Brrr&mdash;drrrrum&mdash;drrrum&mdash;drrrum"&mdash;the
+passengers were
+thrown headlong in all directions, and Cilia herself was
+flung into the arms of Justice Heidt, the two striking
+their heads together with a force that made both dizzy
+for the moment.</p>
+
+<p>Bottles, glasses and plates were scattered about,
+adding to the general confusion.</p>
+
+<p>So violent was the shock that many thought the
+boiler had burst, and something approaching panic
+prevailed.</p>
+
+<p>Schoolmaster Pedersen was screaming like a maniac.
+In his anxiety to see what was happening, he had thrust
+his head through one of the portholes, and could not
+get it back despite his utmost efforts. Everyone else
+was too much occupied to help him, and there he stood,
+unable to move.</p>
+
+<p>The rest of the party hurried up on deck, all save
+Klementsen, who, having emptied his magnum, felt<a class="pagenum" name="Page_261" id="Page_261" title="[Pg 261]"></a>
+himself unable to get up the companion, and wisely
+refrained from making the attempt.</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Henrik Ibsen</i> had struck on a sunken reef. The
+excitement of the occasion, together with the generous
+good cheer, had had their effect on the crew, who had
+not paid much heed to their course, with the result
+that the vessel had taken her own, until brought up
+all standing by the unexpected obstacle.</p>
+
+<p>The bow had run right on the shelf of rock, and
+things looked distinctly unpleasant, until Soren Braaten
+explained that "unfortunately" there was shallow
+water on all sides, when the company began to feel
+somewhat easier in their minds.</p>
+
+<p>Cilia's head was treated with vinegar bandages,
+and Justice Heidt's nose bound up as if in sympathy
+with the damage inside. But the festive spirit among
+the shareholders generally was at a low ebb, and anyone
+taking advantage of the moment might have
+bought shares then at well below par.</p>
+
+<p>Aha, there is a tug already, the <i lang="no">Storegut</i>; things
+looked brighter in a moment, perhaps they might
+get off at once. But then came the question, had she
+sprung a leak? No; sound as a bell. A proper sort
+of steamer this.</p>
+
+<p>A hawser was passed from the tug, then full speed
+astern&mdash;Hurrah&mdash;she's moving! The Henrik Ibsen
+drew slowly off the reef and was soon clear once more.
+The passengers brightened up, and soon the steamer
+was on her way back to Strandvik, the tug standing
+by in case of need.</p>
+
+<p>Nachmann's supply of champagne was inexhaustible,
+and Thor Smith got on his feet with another
+speech for "the splendid vessel which has stood the
+test so manfully to-day. The <i>Henrik Ibsen</i> was not<a class="pagenum" name="Page_262" id="Page_262" title="[Pg 262]"></a>
+built for picnic voyages over sunny seas; no, she had
+shown what she could do and borne it magnificently."
+Cheers for the <i>Henrik Ibsen</i> and general acclamation.</p>
+
+<p>Then the whole company joined in the song:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="iminus">"And what though I ran my ship aground,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">It was grand to sail the seas!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>At last the <i>Henrik Ibsen</i> set out on a real voyage in
+earnest, and Soren Braaten was glad enough; he felt
+in need of rest after all he had been through.</p>
+
+<p>He told Cilia, indeed, that he would rather go sailing
+in the Arctic than have it all to do over again. No,
+this steamship business was a trial.</p>
+
+<p>Hardly had Soren settled down to his well-earned
+rest, when, only four days after the vessel had sailed,
+came a telegram from Hull announcing her arrival
+and awaiting orders. That meant wiring off at once
+to the brokers in Drammen and Christiania asking
+for freights. The telegraph, indeed, was kept so
+busy, that old Anders the messenger declared the
+wretched steamboat gave more work than anyone
+had a right to expect. Now and again, at weddings
+and suchlike, it was only natural to have a few extra
+telegrams going and coming; but, then, he would
+take them round in bundles at a time, and be handsomely
+treated into the bargain. Whereas this&mdash;why,
+he'd hardly as much as got back from delivering
+one wire to Soren Braaten, when a new one came in,
+and off he'd have to go again. And a man couldn't
+even stroll round with them at his ordinary pace; it
+was always "urgent" or "express," or something
+of the sort, that sent him hurrying off as if the wind
+were at his heels.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_263" id="Page_263" title="[Pg 263]"></a>
+And as for being handsomely treated! It was a
+thankless task if ever there was one. When Anders
+appeared with his seventh wire in one day, Soren almost
+flew at him. "What, you there again with more of
+those infernal telegram things!"</p>
+
+<p>Soren Braaten had had more telegrams the last fortnight
+than in all his life before; and, worst of all, they
+were so briefly worded, it took him all his time to
+make out the sense. If things went on at this rate
+he would very soon be wanting another cure at Sandefjord,
+and this time in earnest.</p>
+
+<p>There was never any rest, this steamer of his flew
+about at such a rate; just when you thought she was
+in England she'd be somewhere down the Mediterranean
+or the Black Sea. Soren said as much to his
+old friend Skipper Sorensen, who answered: "Better
+be careful, lad, or she'll run so fast one day she'll run
+away with all your money." And Soren was anxious
+about that very thing, for the remittance seemed to
+him rather small in comparison with the length of
+voyage involved.</p>
+
+<p>Soren found himself at last hopelessly at sea both as
+to charters and accounts, and confided to Cilia one
+day that he was going to throw up the whole thing;
+as far as he was concerned, "the wretched boat can
+manage itself."</p>
+
+<p>Cilia thought over the matter seriously. Her first
+idea was to take over the chartering herself, but when
+Soren began talking about freight from Wolgast to
+Salonica, and Rouen to Montechristi, her geography
+failed her.</p>
+
+<p>Fixing the old <i>Apollo</i> or <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i> for voyages
+in the Baltic or the North Sea was easy enough.
+Cilia knew the name of every port from Pitea to<a class="pagenum" name="Page_264" id="Page_264" title="[Pg 264]"></a>
+Vlaardingen, from London to Kirkwall, but outside
+the English Channel she was lost.</p>
+
+<p>The end of it was that Soren went in to Christiania and
+got a broker he knew there to take over the business,
+and glad he was to get rid of it. The week after, he
+went on board <i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>, rigged her up, and sailed
+with a cargo of planks to Amsterdam. Even though
+he made little out of it beyond his keep, it was nicer
+than sitting at home in a state of eternal worry about
+the steamer.</p>
+
+<p>"It pays better than the savings bank, anyway,"
+said Cilia, when he grumbled.</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe; but it's a wearisome business all the
+same, this steam chartering. And we've other things
+to think about but what pays best."</p>
+
+<p>And off he went on board his own old-fashioned
+<i lang="no">Birkebeineren</i>.<span class="corr" title='removed: "'></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_265" id="Page_265" title="[Pg 265]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XIX" id="XIX"></a>XIX<br />
+NILS PETTER'S LEGACY</h2>
+
+
+<p>The news ran like wildfire through the town:
+Nils Petter Jorgensen had been left a million
+gylden by his wife's uncle in Holland. It
+was true as could be; Justice Heidt had had a letter
+from the Queen to say so.</p>
+
+<p>"Jantje!" roared Nils Petter out into the wash-house,
+where his wife stood in a cloud of steam and
+soapsuds.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it, husband?" Jantje appeared in the
+doorway, little, stout and smiling, with her sleeves
+rolled up and the perspiration thick on her forehead.</p>
+
+<p>"Come into the parlour a minute."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I haven't time now, husband. There's the
+washing to be done."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, bother the washing! We've done with all
+that now," said Nils Petter loftily. And, thrusting his
+thumbs into the armholes of his waistcoat, he strode
+stiffly in, followed by Jantje.</p>
+
+<p>"Jantje, sit down on the sofa. Ahem ... er ...
+an event has occurred ..."</p>
+
+<p>"Have they made you captain, husband; you
+have got a ship? We can go to Holland together, is
+it not?" Jantje clapped her hands together, and
+looked at him expectantly. Poor Jantje had never
+seen her native land since the day she sailed away on<a class="pagenum" name="Page_266" id="Page_266" title="[Pg 266]"></a>
+board the <i>Eva Maria</i>, and still felt strange in Norway,
+speaking the language with difficulty as she did.</p>
+
+<p>"We're rich, Jantje; we're millionaires, that's what
+it is."</p>
+
+<p>Jantje turned serious at once; her first thought was
+that Nils Petter must have taken a drop too much&mdash;a
+thing that rarely happened now since he had been
+married.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think you'd better lie down a little,
+husband?" she said quietly, pointing to the bedroom.</p>
+
+<p>"Oho, you think I've been drinking? Well, here's
+the letter from the Justice; you can see for yourself."</p>
+
+<p>Jantje took the letter and studied it intently, but
+could not make out a word of what it said.</p>
+
+<p>"Your Uncle Peter van Groot died in Java last
+year, and left millions of gylden, and no children&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Praise the Lord!" exclaimed Jantje.</p>
+
+<p>"And all those millions are ours now, seeing we're
+the nearest heirs since your mother and father died."</p>
+
+<p>"Poor Uncle Pit&mdash;kind old Uncle Pit," sighed Jantje,
+wiping her eyes with the back of her hand. Then,
+rising to her feet, she went on: "If that's all, husband,
+then I'll go and finish the washing."</p>
+
+<p>"Washing, now? No, you don't, Jantje. Off
+with you at once and put on the finest you've got:
+your green dress and the coral brooch."</p>
+
+<p>"But the things will be spoiled in the water,
+husband."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind; let them. Hurry up and get dressed
+now."</p>
+
+<p>Jantje went off to dress, but not before she had slipped
+out into the wash-house, wrung out the wet things and
+hung them up to dry.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_267" id="Page_267" title="[Pg 267]"></a>
+Nils Petter put on his best blue suit, a starched
+shirt with collar and cuffs, a black tie and stiff
+hat.</p>
+
+<p>Then Jantje appeared, wearing her green dress, her
+face all flushed and aglow with hurrying.</p>
+
+<p>The pair sat for a moment looking at one another.</p>
+
+<p>"Jantje!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, husband?"</p>
+
+<p>"What shall we do with it all?"</p>
+
+<p>Such a question from Nils Petter was too much for
+Jantje all at once. She looked helplessly round the
+room as if seeking for somewhere to put it.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a question what to do with any amount of
+capital these days. Shipowning's a risky business...."
+Nils Petter paced up and down thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>Then Jantje had an inspiration. "Husband, there's
+the big clothes-chest, room for lots of money in that."
+And she hurried out into the passage and began dragging
+out the chest.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, Jantje; leave it alone. The money'll
+have to be put in the bank, of course. We can't keep
+it in the house."</p>
+
+<p>There was a knock at the door. "Come in!" It
+was Watchmaker Rordam. "Congratulations, my
+boy. Grand piece of luck, what? Must be strange-like,
+to get all that heap of money at once."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, ye-es," said Nils Petter; "it's a trouble to
+know what to do with one's capital, though; these
+savings banks pay such a miserable rate of interest."
+Jantje looked at him in surprise. Why, only a fortnight
+ago, when he had had to renew a bill at the bank,
+he had declared loudly against the "pack of Jews"
+for charging too high a rate.</p>
+
+<p>"You won't forget your old friends, Nils Petter, I<a class="pagenum" name="Page_268" id="Page_268" title="[Pg 268]"></a>
+hope, now that you've come into a fortune," said
+Rordam.</p>
+
+<p>"Trust me for that, lad," said Nils Petter. "I
+haven't forgotten how you helped me out when I was
+near being sold up; I owe you something for that.
+Being thankless towards friends that lent a hand when
+times were hard is a bad mark in the register and the
+sign of an unseaworthy character, and it shan't be
+said of Nils Petter Jorgensen." And he gripped
+Rordam's hand emphatically.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, what do you say to a drink?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not for me, thanks," answered Rordam. "I've&mdash;I've
+given it up," he added, not without some reluctance.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't mind if I have one?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, indeed."</p>
+
+<p>"Jantje, give me a drop of Hollands. It's a plaguy
+business thinking out how to invest big sums of money."</p>
+
+<p>Rordam had never had any experience of that sort
+of business, but thought he would not mind a little
+trouble, given the occasion.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter drank off his glass. Rordam stuck to
+his refusal bravely, which so won Nils Petter's admiration
+that he bought of the watchmaker a splendid
+clock, costing five pounds, an elegant piece of work
+with a marble face and gilt lions above. Furthermore,
+on leaving, Rordam was given a piece of paper with
+the following words:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p class="b0">"Mr. Watchmaker Rordam to receive £50&mdash;fifty
+pounds&mdash;when I get the legacy.</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">N. P. Jorgensen.</span>"</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This last was a gratuity, which Nils Petter felt he
+ought to give for old friendship's sake.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_269" id="Page_269" title="[Pg 269]"></a>
+Rordam was delighted; at last he would be able
+to pay off the many little odd debts that had been
+worrying him for years past.</p>
+
+<p>Hardly had Rordam gone when Schoolmaster
+Pedersen came in, bringing a large oleander as a present
+for Jantje.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter and the schoolmaster had never been
+very friendly, holding different political opinions;
+Nils Petter especially waxed furious whenever he saw
+Pedersen's anti-Swedish flag hoisted in the garden.
+A couple of years ago he had gone in and cut it down,
+but the matter was, fortunately, smoothed over,
+Pedersen being an easy-going man, while his wife and
+Jantje were very good friends.</p>
+
+<p>"I just looked in, my dear Jorgensen, to see if you'd
+any use for a secretary. A man in your position, of
+course, will have any amount of writing and bookkeeping
+work, and you know I'd be glad to make a
+little extra myself."</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter was not much of a scholar. The few
+occasions when he had to use a pen caused him no
+little difficulty; his big, unaccustomed fingers gripped
+the pen-holder as if it were a crowbar.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, I dare say I might.... And what would
+you want a year for that?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'd leave that to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Would £200 be enough?"</p>
+
+<p>Pedersen jumped up in delight and almost embraced
+Nils Petter. "It's too much, Jorgensen, really."</p>
+
+<p>"It won't be too much; there'll be a deal of work
+to do. But I forgot, one thing you'll have to do: get
+rid of that beastly flag of yours."</p>
+
+<p>Pedersen turned serious. "The Norwegian flag is
+our national emblem, and that alone. As a true<a class="pagenum" name="Page_270" id="Page_270" title="[Pg 270]"></a>
+patriot, I must stand by my convictions. Norway...."</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter broke in angrily. "Norway, Norway!
+There's a sight too much of that if you ask me. I've
+sailed with the good old Union flag round the Horn
+and the Cape of Good Hope as well, and it's been
+looked up to everywhere. You can take and sew in
+the Swedish colours again, if you want the place&mdash;not
+but what the old flag's handsome enough," he added
+in a somewhat gentler tone.</p>
+
+<p>Pedersen thought this rather hard; but £200 a
+year was not to be sneezed at, and, after all, there
+were limits to what could be reasonably demanded
+of a patriot. He was accordingly appointed private
+secretary, on condition that the Union colours be
+included in his flag forthwith, and set off home rejoicing.
+And feeling that he could now afford a little jollification,
+he bought a joint of beef, a bottle of wine, and
+a bag of oranges for the children.</p>
+
+<p>Later in the day Bernt Jorgensen came round; he,
+too, had heard of the wonderful legacy.</p>
+
+<p>"You'll need to be careful now, with all that money,
+Nils Petter; a fortune's not a thing to be frittered
+away."</p>
+
+<p>"Trust me for that, brother. And you shall have
+a share of it too, for you've been a good sort. I will
+say, though, a trifle on the saving side at times, but
+never mind that now. Look here, Bernt, would you
+care to sell the <i>Eva Maria</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>Bernt Jorgensen was so astonished at this sudden
+changing front that he hardly knew what to say.
+Hitherto Nils Petter had always been deferential and
+respectful towards him; now, however, he seemed to
+be adopting an air of lordly condescension.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_271" id="Page_271" title="[Pg 271]"></a>
+"Well, what do you say?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sell you the <i>Eva Maria</i>! Well, it'd mean a lot of
+money for you, Nils Petter."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's all right. I've got plenty."</p>
+
+<p>Bernt Jorgensen would not decide all at once, but
+wanted time to think it over.</p>
+
+<p>During the next few days Nils Petter was inundated
+with visitors, and Jantje was kept busy all the time
+making fresh coffee in her best green dress, which
+caused her not a little anxiety, lest it should be soiled.
+Nils Petter told her not to worry; she would get a
+new one. But it was not Jantje's way to be careless
+with things.</p>
+
+<p>Various speculators came offering properties for sale
+in various parts of the country, producing such masses
+of documents that Pedersen, as secretary, had his work
+cut out to find room for them in the parlour.</p>
+
+<p>By way of finding a ship for his friend Thoresen,
+Trina's husband, Nils Petter had purchased the brig
+<i>Cupid</i> from Governor Abrahamsen for £500, also the
+Sorgenfri estate, situated a little way out of the town.
+This latter property, with a fine two-storeyed house
+looking out on the fjord, ran him into something like
+£1200. In each case it was stipulated that "the
+purchase money shall be paid in cash as soon as my
+inheritance from Holland is made over."</p>
+
+<p>N. P. Jorgensen and his secretary had both been
+up to view the Sorgenfri estate, and were very pleased
+with it on the whole. They agreed, however, that
+some alterations would have to be made, such as laying
+out a park, with fish-pond, and building a skittle-alley,
+which last Nils Petter was especially keen on, having
+been greatly devoted to that form of sport in his
+youth.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_272" id="Page_272" title="[Pg 272]"></a>
+Then came a number of letters addressed to "N. P.
+Jorgensen, Esquire," during this time.</p>
+
+<p>His old friend, Shipbroker Rothe of Arendal, was
+forming a company to acquire a big steamer for the
+China trade, which was to give at least 30 to 40 per
+cent. He wanted only £3000 to complete, and invited
+Nils Petter, for old acquaintance's sake, to take up
+shares to that amount.</p>
+
+<p>"Good fellow, is old Rothe," said Nils Petter to his
+secretary. "I used to have a drink with him every
+evening when I was up there with the old <i>Spesfides</i>
+for repairs. We went in for our mates' certificate
+together, too. Write and say I'll take shares for the
+£3000; that'll put him right."</p>
+
+<p>It was late in the evening most days before Nils
+Petter and his secretary had got through the day's
+correspondence, and Nils Petter, who was accustomed
+to turn in about eight or nine o'clock, was so tired and
+sleepy that he wanted to leave everything as it was;
+but Pedersen was zealous in his work, and declared
+it was the first essential of a business man to answer
+letters promptly.</p>
+
+<p>There was no help for it; Nils Petter was obliged
+to sit up, wading through all sorts of documents,
+company prospectuses, particulars of house property,
+mines, steamships, etc. etc. Secretary Pedersen left
+nothing unconsidered. Nils Petter all but fell asleep
+in his chair. And when at last he got to bed he would
+lie tossing and talking in his sleep, till Jantje had to
+get up and put cold water bandages on his head.
+Every morning he shuddered at the thought of that
+day's burdens, especially when the postman came
+tramping up with bundles of letters and circulars, one
+bigger than another.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_273" id="Page_273" title="[Pg 273]"></a>
+Jantje and Nils Petter sat drinking their coffee in
+the kitchen, one each side of the table in front of the
+hearth. This was the best time of the day, Nils Petter
+thought; he could take it easy as in the old days, sitting
+in his shirt sleeves, and caring nothing for letters and
+investments.</p>
+
+<p>Jantje, too, liked this way best; she was always
+uncomfortable when she had to put on her green
+dress.</p>
+
+<p>The coffee-pot was puffing like a little steam-engine
+on the hob, and Jantje was cutting the new bread into
+good thick slices.</p>
+
+<p>"Jantje!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, husband; what is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to me we were a good deal better off before
+we got all this money."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, that's true, that's true."</p>
+
+<p>"And I don't somehow feel like moving up to
+Sorgenfri&mdash;it's nice and comfortable here."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, thank you, thank you, husband. I'm so glad.
+I'd never feel happy away from here."</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter and Jantje had one great regret&mdash;they
+had no children. They had often talked of adopting
+one. The question cropped up again now. Jantje
+had heard that Skipper Olsen's widow had just died,
+leaving a four-year-old boy with no one to look after
+him but the parish; they decided, therefore, to take
+him and bring him up as their own. Jantje busied
+herself making preparations, and Nils Petter, disregarding
+Pedersen's insistence, flatly refused to be
+bothered with letters just now; he too had things to
+do about the house, getting ready for the boy.</p>
+
+<p>The news soon spread that little Rasper Olsen was
+to be adopted by Nils Petter. Had ever a poor<a class="pagenum" name="Page_274" id="Page_274" title="[Pg 274]"></a>
+orphan such a stroke of luck! They called him the
+millionaire boy.</p>
+
+<p>When at last Jantje came in, leading the little
+fellow by the hand, Nils Petter's delight knew no
+bounds; he laughed and sang, and lifted the pretty,
+chubby lad and held him out at arm's length.</p>
+
+<p>The boy took to Jantje at once, and when he began
+to call her "Mama," she wept with joy, and had to
+run and find Nils Petter that he might hear it too.
+He tried to get the child to call him "Papa," but
+here he was disappointed; Rasper would not call
+him anything but "Nils Petter," as he had heard
+everybody else do.</p>
+
+<p>The first night, one of the richest heirs in the country
+slept in a washing-basket, to the great delight of Nils
+Petter, who amused himself swinging basket and boy
+together over his head till the child fell asleep.</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter was getting altogether unreasonable,
+so at least his secretary thought. He declined altogether
+to go to the office now, and went out
+fishing in his boat instead. And Jantje put on her
+old house frock again and stood over wash-tub just
+as before.</p>
+
+<p>"Extraordinary people," said Pedersen. "Really,
+it's a pity to see all this money thrown away on folk
+with no idea of how to use it."</p>
+
+<p>And indeed Nils Petter and Jantje gradually were
+fast slipping back to their old way of life. All Pedersen's
+arguments and entreaties could not persuade
+them to move out to Sorgenfri and take up a position
+suited to their means. In vain the schoolmaster
+urged "the duties involved by possession of worldly
+wealth, responsibilities towards society in general,"
+and so on; Nils Petter cared not a jot for anything<a class="pagenum" name="Page_275" id="Page_275" title="[Pg 275]"></a>
+of the sort; he was going to live his own way, and the
+rest could go hang.</p>
+
+<p>One day Justice Heidt came round, and asked to
+speak to Nils Petter privately.</p>
+
+<p>"There we are again," grumbled Nils Petter;
+"more about that wretched money, I'll be bound."</p>
+
+<p>"I am sorry to say," began the Justice, "I have
+bad news for you about this legacy business&mdash;very
+bad news indeed."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I've had nothing but trouble about it from
+the start," said Nils Petter, "so a little more won't
+make much difference."</p>
+
+<p>"The legacy in question proves to be considerably
+less than was at first understood&mdash;in fact, I may say
+the amount is altogether insignificant."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it'll be something anyway, I suppose?"
+Nils Petter felt he ought to have a little at least for
+all his trouble.</p>
+
+<p>"I have a cheque here for 760 gylden, and that,
+I am sorry to say, is all there is."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, to tell the truth, Justice, I'm not sorry to
+hear it. I've been that pestered and worried with
+this legacy business, I'll be glad to see the last
+of it."</p>
+
+<p>Nils Petter went round to the bank and changed
+his cheque; it came to 1140 crowns. Of this Pedersen
+received 200 for his secretarial work, Rordam another
+200, the remainder was put in the bank as a separate
+account for little Rasper. Nils Petter and Jantje
+were glad to be rid of Sorgenfri, the brig, and the
+postman. The last named, it is true, still brought an
+occasional letter for "N. P. Jorgensen, Esquire," but
+Nils Petter never bothered to look at them.</p>
+
+<p>And when Nils Petter set little Rasper on his<a class="pagenum" name="Page_276" id="Page_276" title="[Pg 276]"></a>
+shoulders and asked: "Which would you rather
+have, a million or a thrashing?" the boy invariably
+answered, "Thrashing," at which Nils Petter would
+laugh till it could be heard half-way down the
+street.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_277" id="Page_277" title="[Pg 277]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XX" id="XX"></a>XX<br />
+THE ADMIRAL</h2>
+
+
+<p>Some people seem to have the privilege of
+being as rude and ill-mannered as they please.
+They are generally to be found among those
+whose superior share of this world's goods enables
+them to lord it over the little circle in which they
+move.</p>
+
+<p>They may be compared to bumble-bees that rarely
+sting, and only upon provocation. Ordinarily, they
+are very harmless, and for my part I much prefer a
+bumble-bee to the dainty and delicate mosquitoes
+that look so innocent, as they smilingly perforate the
+epidermis of a fellow-creature with a thousand little
+stabs.</p>
+
+<p>"The Admiral" was a big bumble-bee. As a
+young officer in the navy he had been a reckless
+blade, and, having gained the rank of lieutenant,
+was obliged to leave the service for some piece of
+insubordination. He then entered the navy of a
+minor eastern power, where his dominant qualities of
+impudence and unscrupulousness were appreciated to
+such a degree that he rose to the rank of Admiral.
+Hence the title. It was stated that he "flogged
+niggers and shot down cannibals," without the
+formality of trial by jury&mdash;or indeed any formality
+at all.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_278" id="Page_278" title="[Pg 278]"></a>
+Thanks to the Admiral's zeal, the two gunboats
+which constituted the navy in question were kept in
+excellent order, but as the four guns of the combined
+fleet enabled him to command the capital, including
+the government, he became a trifle over-bearing.</p>
+
+<p>One day, when the King came on board to pay a
+visit of inspection, with his two wives, the Admiral
+declared that he would keep the younger lady for
+himself, a wife being one of the items lacking in the
+inventory on board. The King, as a good husband,
+naturally declined to entertain the idea. Had it been
+the elder of the two, the matter might perhaps have
+been discussed, but as the Admiral stubbornly insisted
+on taking the younger, the parties exchanged words,
+and, ultimately, blows. This stage having been reached,
+the Admiral took his sovereign by the scruff of the
+neck, and his queen by the stern, and heaved the
+pair of them overboard. Fortunately the gunboat
+was not far off shore, and their majesties, who could
+swim like fishes, made straight for land. But the waters
+thereabouts are infested with sharks, and they were
+forced to put on full speed to escape with their lives.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral and the younger consort stood on the
+deck of the gunboat, watching the august swimmers
+with interest through a glass.</p>
+
+<p>The King, having scrambled ashore, stalked solemnly
+up to his palm-shack palace, clenched his fist and shook
+it violently at the Admiral, vociferating "schandalous."
+This was a word he had learned from a German Jew,
+who traded in glass beads, and adorned his notepaper
+and visiting-cards with the inscription:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"By Royal Warrant to His Majesty the King of
+Zumba-Lumba."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_279" id="Page_279" title="[Pg 279]"></a>
+Now the King knew nothing of revolution, not even
+the name, and there was not a bolshevik to be found
+in all his dominions. Nevertheless, he felt instinctively
+that the Admiral's behaviour was an outrage against
+the supreme authority vested in himself by right
+divine.</p>
+
+<p>But what could he do against the Admiral and his
+four guns? Of the four hundred warriors that composed
+his army, only about half were armed with
+muskets of an ancient type, procured by the Admiral
+himself in days gone by. And the ammunition
+amounted to practically nil, the Admiral having been
+far-sighted enough to store most of the cartridges on
+board the gunboats, serving out a small allowance
+now and then to the King and his army, wherewith
+to keep lions and tigers at a respectful distance from
+the huts of the capital.</p>
+
+<p>The King thought over the matter for quite a while,
+and at last sent for one of his numerous brothers-in-law.
+Here, as in other kingdoms, the family relationship
+was a most useful factor, providing a kind of
+mutual insurance in support of the throne.</p>
+
+<p>His Majesty's kinsman, then, was appointed Envoy
+Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary, and instructed
+to proceed, in that capacity, to the neighbouring
+territory of Hampa-Denga, and inform the
+British Resident there that His Majesty the King of
+Zumba-Lumba wished to place himself under British
+protectorate at once.</p>
+
+<p>One morning, a few days later, the Admiral lay in
+his hammock on deck, H.M.'s late consort in another
+hammock at his side, fanning him with a palm-branch.
+He was in the best of spirits, refreshed alike by his
+morning bath and an excellent breakfast. The<a class="pagenum" name="Page_280" id="Page_280" title="[Pg 280]"></a>
+parrots were chattering noisily in the great fragrant
+agaves on shore, birds of paradise rocked on the
+topmost crests of the palms, with impertinent young
+monkeys vainly trying to tweak their tails. The
+ex-queen chewed betel and smiled at him, and he, in
+return, tickled the soles of her feet till she screamed.
+It was a perfect little idyll; a very paradise.</p>
+
+<p>Neither of the pair noticed anything unusual until
+suddenly a young English officer appeared on deck.</p>
+
+<p>He had come, it appeared, to deliver a dispatch to
+the Officer Commanding the Fleet. And this is how
+it ran:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;Pursuant to negotiations with His Majesty
+the King of Zumba-Lumba, I have the honour to
+inform you that His Majesty has this day placed
+himself under British protectorate.</p>
+
+<p>"Accordingly, the Zumba-Lumba navy will henceforward
+be under the Administration of the Governor
+at Hampa-Denga and the naval station there.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"The bearer of this, Sub-Lieutenant Algernon Smith,
+is deputed to take over for the present the command of
+the Zumba-Lumba Fleet.&mdash;I have the honour to be,
+Sir, your obedient servant,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">C. W. Melville St. Patrick</span>, C.B., R.N.<span class="corr" title='removed: "'></span></p>
+
+<p>"H.B.M.S. <i>Cyclope</i>, 6th February 1873."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The Admiral's first impulse was to take this young
+spark by the collar and throw him overboard, as he
+had done a day or so before with His Majesty and his
+wife. But on glancing over the side, he perceived,
+under shelter of a small island, the white painted hull
+of H.M.S. <i>Cyclope</i>, and thought better of it; instead,
+he turned to the bearer of the letter, and, with kindly<a class="pagenum" name="Page_281" id="Page_281" title="[Pg 281]"></a>
+condescension, invited him to come below and have a
+drink.</p>
+
+<p>Whereupon they descended to the cabin, where the
+Admiral initiated his young colleague into the maritime
+affairs of the Zumba-Lumba.</p>
+
+<p>Then the Admiral packed up his things.</p>
+
+<p>He regretted that he had not a visiting-card, not
+even a photograph to give his successor, but handed
+over instead the younger wife of his late master as a
+trifling souvenir.</p>
+
+<p>On reaching the deck, to his indescribable annoyance
+he perceived the King, with his brother-in-law,
+his four hundred warriors, and the elder wife, standing
+on the shore, slapping their stomachs, the superlative
+expression of mischievous delight in those parts.</p>
+
+<p>The foregoing brief narrative is to be taken as a
+truthful and dispassionate account of the manner in
+which the Admiral attained his title and dignity.</p>
+
+<p>The remainder of his doings during his sojourn
+abroad, before he returned to settle down in his native
+town on the coast, is soon told.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral was not a man to be long idle, and, as
+a sailor, he could always find a way. He captained
+vessels for Chinese and Japanese owners, both sail
+and steam. He started a fleet of tugs at Tientsin,
+and obtained a concession for dredging the harbour
+of Shanghai, with a host of other things, making a
+very considerable fortune out of the whole.</p>
+
+<p>Then he turned his steps towards home, and purchased
+the house of his fathers on the hill just above
+the Custom House.</p>
+
+<p>He dismantled the old place almost entirely of its
+furniture, and had it fitted up according to his own
+ideas, as a sort of bungalow.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_282" id="Page_282" title="[Pg 282]"></a>
+There were weapons all over the place; spears,
+bows and arrows, pistols and guns of all sorts. Pot-bellied
+idols smirked in every corner; lion and tiger
+skins were spread on the floor. But the drawing-room
+on the ground floor and the office in the side
+wing, that had been his father's in the old days, he
+left untouched. He even went so far as to have the
+successive layers of wallpaper, that in course of years
+had been hung one over another, carefully removed
+one by one until he came to the identical one that had
+adorned the place when he was a little lad and his
+mother and father were still alive. Then he went
+about all over the town, trying to buy up the old pieces
+of furniture that had been sold and scattered about
+thirty or forty years before. He went far up into one
+of the outlying villages to get hold of one particular
+birchwood cabinet which he had learned was to be
+found there. He also managed to unearth his father's
+old writing-desk, and had it set up in its old place in
+the "office." And at last he really succeeded in
+restoring the two rooms almost completely to their
+former state. Then and not till then was he satisfied,
+and began, as it were, to live his life over again.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral was now a man about sixty. A giant
+of a man to look at, with hands and arms of an athlete
+and well proportioned.</p>
+
+<p>He had a big, curved nose, a trifle over large, perhaps.
+And the eyes that shone out from beneath the
+great bushy brows were not of the sort that give way.
+His whole face bore the stamp of unscrupulous firmness,
+softened a little, however, by the heavy whiskers
+generally affected by naval officers in those days, and
+which in his case were now perfectly white.</p>
+
+<p>When the Admiral came home he brought with him<a class="pagenum" name="Page_283" id="Page_283" title="[Pg 283]"></a>
+a little girl twelve years old. A queer little creature
+she was, with somewhat darker skin than we are
+accustomed to see, and brilliant black eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"My daughter," said the Admiral, and that was all
+the information to be obtained from that quarter.</p>
+
+<p>It was generally surmised that she must be the offspring
+of his alliance with the young Queen of Zumba-Lumba,
+who had, as we know, been on board the gunboat;
+<i>ergo</i>, she was of royal blood. And the whole
+town accordingly styled her simply "The Princess."</p>
+
+<p>As to whether he had contracted other alliances
+elsewhere none could say, for the old servant, or lady
+companion, whom he had brought with him from
+abroad, was dumb as a door-post when the talk
+turned in that direction.</p>
+
+<p>She was English and somewhat over fifty. Miss
+Jenkins was her name, but the Admiral invariably
+called her "Missa." Missa was the only person who
+ever ventured to oppose him. Now and then the pair of
+them might be heard arguing hotly, always in English,
+till at last he would shout at her: "Mind your own
+business, please!" This was his stock phrase for
+terminating an argument when he did not care to
+discuss the matter further.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess was to be confirmed. And there was
+a great to-do in view of the event.</p>
+
+<p>The parson, naturally enough, requested the usual
+particulars&mdash;parents' names, place of birth, date,
+certificate of vaccination, etc. The whole town was
+curious now, and great excitement prevailed; at last
+the mystery would be solved. The parson had to go
+down to the Admiral himself, and inform him, as
+politely as possible, that the law required compliance
+with certain formalities; an especially important<a class="pagenum" name="Page_284" id="Page_284" title="[Pg 284]"></a>
+point was that the names of both father and mother
+should be correctly stated.</p>
+
+<p>"She has no mother," the Admiral categorically
+declared.</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear Admiral, she must have had a
+mother. In the ordinary course of nature...."</p>
+
+<p>"The course of nature's extraordinary where she
+comes from."</p>
+
+<p>"But you must have been married, surely?"</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral glared, and his bushy brows contracted.</p>
+
+<p>"Who?"</p>
+
+<p>"You."</p>
+
+<p>"I?" The Admiral chuckled.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said the parson, lowering his voice a little;
+he was beginning to feel a trifle uncomfortable.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, in the tropics, you know, there are no such
+formalities."</p>
+
+<p>"But surely that's immoral?"</p>
+
+<p>"We don't know the word in those parts." And
+the Admiral rose to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>The parson plucked up courage and said quietly:
+"But you yourself were a Christian, Admiral, were
+you not?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mind your own business, please," answered the
+Admiral, at the same time opening the door politely,
+that the parson might slip out. The latter also
+availed himself of the chance; he was not without a
+certain uneasy feeling that if he failed to do so now,
+his exit might take a less peaceable form.</p>
+
+<p>How the question was finally settled the writer
+cannot say; the fact remains that the town was no
+wiser than before.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess was confirmed, and received into
+the best society of the town, as one of themselves.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_285" id="Page_285" title="[Pg 285]"></a>
+She was slender and finely built, with a pretty face
+and charming eyes. The only thing that marked
+her as different from the other girls was the yellowish-brown
+of her skin, and even this seemed to be growing
+fainter as the years went by.</p>
+
+<p>As to her antecedents, she herself never referred to
+the subject, and no one was ever indelicate enough
+to ask her.</p>
+
+<p>Altogether, then, matters were going very well indeed,
+both for the Admiral and the Princess. He
+began to feel at home in his old town, and did not
+regret having settled down there.</p>
+
+<p>And the townsfolk, for the most part, gradually got
+used to the rough old fellow and his ways, though there
+were still a few who declared they could not "abide"
+him.</p>
+
+<p>Consul Endresen, for instance, and Henry B.
+Karsten the ship-chandler were not accustomed to
+be treated with such utter disregard by a so-called
+"Admiral."</p>
+
+<p>Admiral indeed! Ha, ha! The whole thing was
+a farce. The old humbug; he was no more an
+admiral than Ferryman Arne. They turned up their
+noses at him, but kept their distance all the same, with
+an instinctive feeling that he might literally go so far
+as to take them by the scruff of the neck if he felt like it.</p>
+
+<p>The two firms were old-established and respected
+in the place, having occupied a leading position in the
+commercial life of the town for generations, by reason
+of their wealth, superior education and incontestable
+ability. And in consequence neither felt at home elsewhere
+than in their native place, where they were used
+to play first fiddle generally. There was no competition
+between the two; they were wise enough to<a class="pagenum" name="Page_286" id="Page_286" title="[Pg 286]"></a>
+realise that any such conflicting element might easily
+destroy the lead their fathers had established.</p>
+
+<p>But they would not suffer any outsider to intrude
+on their domains, whether in business or in social life;
+here they shared in common an undisputed supremacy.</p>
+
+<p>The young Karstens and Endresens were brought
+up according to the principles of their respective
+dynasties, and were sent abroad for their commercial
+education, that they might be properly fitted for the
+distinguished position they would be called to fill.</p>
+
+<p>Skipper Hansen and Blacksmith Olsen's offspring
+found it was no easy matter to compete with them.</p>
+
+<p>Wealth, however, was the only thing they really
+respected at heart, the old as well as the younger
+generation.</p>
+
+<p>They would devote themselves several times a week
+to calculating how much the other notables might be
+worth, and were ill pleased that anyone should be
+better off than themselves.</p>
+
+<p>It was even said that old Karsten took to his bed
+out of sheer envy on hearing that someone else had
+made a heap of money.</p>
+
+<p>Endresen was wilier and rarely showed his feelings,
+but it was a well-known fact that he would be irritable
+and unreasonable when he heard of others making a
+successful deal. The clerks in his office said so.</p>
+
+<p>Then came the sudden appearance of the Admiral
+in their midst. At first they did not understand this
+brutal and domineering force. The old Karstens
+themselves had been accounted proud and haughty
+enough&mdash;though perhaps not exactly brutal; but
+they were, as we have said, of a privileged caste.
+But this so-called Admiral, what was he? A scion
+of the town, it is true, inasmuch as he was a son of the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_287" id="Page_287" title="[Pg 287]"></a>
+old shipbroker who had formerly occupied the house
+now purchased by the newcomer. But he, the father,
+that is, had been no more than a "measly broker,"
+who had just managed to scrape some sort of a livelihood
+together by fixing contracts for the vessels owned
+by Endresens and selling coal to the Karstens' factories.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral himself, however, was evidently rich,
+a man of unbounded wealth, indeed, and enough to
+buy up Endresen's and Karsten's together. His
+Income Tax Return spoke plainly in plain figures;
+no farce about that! The fact was there, and could
+not be ignored; an abominable thing, but none the
+less true. There was nothing for it but to give him
+his title of Admiral, and with a serious face. Had it
+been some poor devil without means, they would have
+jeered him out of the place.</p>
+
+<p>When the Admiral came striding up the main
+street, a stout, imposing figure, even Henry B. Karsten
+himself had to make way. He would wave one hand
+in salutation and say "Morning!" in English, using
+the same form of greeting to all, with the sole exception
+of Arne the Ferryman, who was always
+honoured with a shake of the hand.</p>
+
+<p>But the Princess fluttered about the place like a
+dainty little butterfly. Old Missa looked after her as
+well as she could, and never lost sight of her if she
+could help it. But the Princess seemed to have wings!
+She would manage somehow or other to vanish in a
+moment: <i lang="it">presto!</i> gone! And there was Missa left
+behind in despair.</p>
+
+<p>She would soon come fluttering back again, however,
+smiling and irresistible as ever, and throw her arms
+round Missa's neck and beg to be forgiven.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral grumbled and swore he would "put<a class="pagenum" name="Page_288" id="Page_288" title="[Pg 288]"></a>
+the youngster in irons" if she did not keep to the
+house; but the youngster only laughed, perched herself
+on the Admiral's knee, and pulled his long white
+whiskers; and then he might fall to dreaming ...
+dreaming of distant lands, of moonlight nights beneath
+the palms and agaves, long and long ago.</p>
+
+<p>He fussed and grumbled and stamped about the
+house, calling Missa a lumbering old mud-barge that
+couldn't keep a proper look-out; but the Princess
+fluttered on as before, entirely undismayed.</p>
+
+<p>There was to be a grand festival in the town,
+a charity entertainment in aid of the Children's Home.</p>
+
+<p>All the young people of the town were to assist.
+There was to be a theatrical performance, and an
+exhibition of dancing on the stage. Young Endresen
+and Karsten junior, of course, took a leading part in
+the arrangements; "for a charitable object," they
+could do no less. It was generally understood, however,
+that the real object of both young gentlemen
+was to see something of the Princess.</p>
+
+<p>The two heirs-apparent waged a violent struggle
+for the Princess's favour. True, they had been duly
+instructed by their respective fathers, as these by
+their respective fathers before them, in the principle
+that "the house of Endresen" or "the house of
+Karsten" expected every son to do his duty&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> not
+to marry beneath his rank, and also, to "consolidate
+the standing of the firm," as it was conveniently put.
+As regards the question of rank, this was, in the present
+instance, a somewhat debatable one, but the question
+of consolidation was plain as could be wished. Here
+was a considerable fortune to be gained for the town,
+and thus for one of the two firms. It was certainly
+worth a struggle.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_289" id="Page_289" title="[Pg 289]"></a>
+The Admiral had grumbled and stormed for a
+whole week before consenting to the Princess participating
+in the affair.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess was to dance&mdash;a dance she had composed
+herself.</p>
+
+<p>There was great excitement; the local theatre
+was crammed. The leading notabilities of the place
+had booked up all the stalls at more than twice the
+usual prices. Everyone who could get about at all
+was present. Even old Endresen, who generally
+affected to despise all such theatrical tomfoolery, had
+found a seat in the front row, and confided to his
+next-door neighbour that he had seen "Pepita" dance
+in Paris&mdash;had even thrown her a bouquet&mdash;"but I
+was very young, then, I must say," he added, with a
+smile.</p>
+
+<p>Old folk in the town still told the story of how
+Endresen, as a young man, had led a gay life in Paris;
+a life so gay, and so expensive, that the Endresen
+senior of the period had promptly ordered him to
+come back home at once. "And he's turned out a
+real good man for all that," they would hasten to
+add.</p>
+
+<p>The theatrical performance went off quite successfully,
+but without arousing any great amount of
+enthusiasm. There was applause, of course, and the
+principal actors had to appear before the curtain;
+the leading lady was duly praised for her interpretation.
+But it was the Princess all were waiting for.</p>
+
+<p>At last the curtain rose. The scenery was ordinary
+enough: a "woodland scene," with the usual trees
+and a pale moon painted on the background. It was
+the standard setting, as used for classical tragedy,
+vaudeville and, in fact, almost anything.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_290" id="Page_290" title="[Pg 290]"></a>
+Enter the Princess, daintily as if on wings. She
+wore a long white robe, that moved in graceful waves
+about her slender figure; diamonds shone and
+glittered in her hair. No one present had ever seen
+such stones, and young Endresen swore they were
+genuine. She wore a row of pearls too round her
+neck, and heavy gold rings about her bare
+ankles.</p>
+
+<p>The spectators seemed literally to hold their breath
+with every nerve on the strain. The little figure up
+there was like a vision; her feet hardly touched the
+floor.</p>
+
+<p>First, she glided softly across the stage, her white
+robe rising and falling like the gentle swell of the sea
+on a summer's day, then faster and faster. She
+whirled round, bent right down to the ground, and
+fell in a heap, only to spring up again in a moment
+and whirl round again at a furious pace.</p>
+
+<p>The public was simply spell-bound. No one had
+ever seen, ever dreamed of such a sight.</p>
+
+<p>Her great black eyes shone towards them, while
+that queer smile played about her mouth; she seemed
+to move in a world of her own. The dusty old
+scenery faded into nothingness; they saw but the
+girl herself, and sat staring, enchanted, hypnotised.</p>
+
+<p>Gone! It was over. The curtain fell, and a silence
+as in church reigned for some seconds after; the
+spectators were getting their breath again, so to
+speak. Then something unusual happened. Old
+Endresen rose to his feet, clapped his hands and
+cried: "Encore, encore!"</p>
+
+<p>Forgotten were his seventy years, his dignity,
+everything; he was young again, young and infatuated
+as he had been in Paris half a century before,<a class="pagenum" name="Page_291" id="Page_291" title="[Pg 291]"></a>
+when he joined in the cry of the thousands shouting,
+"<i lang="fr">Vive Pepita, vive l'Espagne!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>At last the general enthusiasm found vent in shouts
+of applause like the roar of a bursting dam. Handkerchiefs
+were waved; all rose to their feet.</p>
+
+<p>Then once more she glided in across the stage.</p>
+
+<p>Again an outburst of delighted applause.</p>
+
+<p>One young man in particular seemed intent on
+outdoing all the rest&mdash;a fair-haired little fellow with
+a snub nose and pince-nez.</p>
+
+<p>He sat in the stage box, and his shrill voice could
+be heard all over the theatre as he cried in unmistakable
+west coast dialect: "Bravo, bravissimo!
+Bravo, bravissimo!"</p>
+
+<p>All looked at him and laughed. It was Doffen
+Eriksen, or Doffen, simply, as he was generally called.
+He came from Mandal originally, but had been several
+years in the town, first as head clerk at Eriksen's,
+and later with other local firms. His natural tendency
+to continual opposition, and lack of respect for his
+superiors, indeed for all recognised authority, prevented
+him from ever keeping a situation long.</p>
+
+<p>He had recently gone over to the Socialist party,
+but at the very first meeting had abused his new
+comrades with emphasis: thieves, scoundrels and
+political mugwumps were among the expressions he
+used. The last in particular aroused their indignation,
+and after a few weeks he was excluded from the
+party. He was now a free-lance, with no regular
+employment.</p>
+
+<p>Then it happened that the Admiral advertised for
+an assistant to help in the office. The Admiral used
+his office chiefly as a place where he could give way
+to bad language as often as he pleased; he felt he<a class="pagenum" name="Page_292" id="Page_292" title="[Pg 292]"></a>
+ought to keep himself in training, and arguing with
+Missa was too milk and watery for his taste.</p>
+
+<p>The work in the office consisted for the most part
+of keeping the accounts of a couple of small vessels
+which he owned, together with the cutting out of
+coupons and cashier work. The Admiral himself
+never condescended to take up a pen; one had coolies
+to do that sort of thing, he would say.</p>
+
+<p>His two skippers were rated and bullied every time
+they came home from a voyage, but they were so
+used to the treatment that they never noticed it.</p>
+
+<p>It was worse, however, for the clerk, who had to
+endure the same thing day after day.</p>
+
+<p>During the last year or so, the Admiral had had
+four or five different specimens in the office, but they
+always made haste to better themselves at the earliest
+opportunity, or simply "got the sack." They were
+all either "a pack of fools that couldn't think for
+themselves," or "a lot of impertinent donkeys that
+fancied they knew everything."</p>
+
+<p>And when, after one of his usual outbursts, the
+unfortunate in question found it too much, and gave
+notice to leave, the Admiral's standard answer was
+"All right! then I'll have to get another idiot from
+somewhere."</p>
+
+<p>Doffen applied for the post, referring to his previous
+experience, and stated that he had been "simply
+thrown out of various situations, not through any
+lack of ability, but because the principals were so
+many blockheads, who could not bear to hear a free
+and independent man express his frank opinion."
+He was at present disengaged, on the market, and
+perfectly willing to undertake any kind of work whatever,
+"even to playing croquet." The Admiral read<a class="pagenum" name="Page_293" id="Page_293" title="[Pg 293]"></a>
+the application through; it was the only one he had
+received in answer to his advertisement.</p>
+
+<p>He grunted once or twice as he read. Missa laid
+down her needlework and prepared for a direct attack.</p>
+
+<p>The opening seemed to take his fancy, but when
+he came to the part about playing croquet, he exclaimed:</p>
+
+<p>"What the devil does the fellow mean? Playing
+croquet?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, the new slave I'm getting for the office."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, why not. He might play with Baby."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh go to...." The Admiral got up and put the
+application into the fire.</p>
+
+<p>Next day Doffen, as the sole applicant, was
+accorded the post. He sat down at the high desk, on
+one of those scaffold-like office stools with a big
+wooden screw in the middle. It was a matter of some
+difficulty to climb up, Doffen being small of stature,
+but with the aid of some acrobatic backwork, he soon
+learned to manage it.</p>
+
+<p>Opposite his place was the Admiral's seat. He
+loved to sit there, in the very spot where his father
+had sat, year after year, as far back as he could
+remember.</p>
+
+<p>It was not often the Admiral showed any evidence
+of gentler feeling, but it happened at times, when
+very old folk chanced to come into the office. They
+would stand still for a long time, looking round in
+wonder, and finally exclaim:</p>
+
+<p>"Why, if it's not exactly as it used to be in your
+father's time!" and then the Admiral would jump
+down from his stool and slap the speaker on the
+shoulder.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_294" id="Page_294" title="[Pg 294]"></a>
+During the first few days Doffen had not seen much
+of the Admiral, who had hardly looked in at the office
+at all. He wanted to get some idea of the "new
+slave's" manner and behaviour before he sat down.</p>
+
+<p>On the day after the performance, the Admiral
+walked in and took his seat. Silence for a few
+minutes.</p>
+
+<p>At last Doffen thought he ought to say something,
+and observed with the utmost coolness:</p>
+
+<p>"Your daughter danced very nicely last night."</p>
+
+<p>"H'm." The Admiral only grunted, and looked
+out of the window. Doffen imagined he had not
+heard.</p>
+
+<p>"I was saying, Admiral, your daughter gave a
+deuced fine performance last night." Doffen raised
+his voice a little, thinking the Admiral must be hard
+of hearing.</p>
+
+<p>"And what the devil's that got to do with you?"
+Doffen slammed down the lid of his desk with a
+bang.</p>
+
+<p>"To do with me? Why, I paid for my ticket,
+anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't ask her to dance for you, my lad, and
+devil take me but it shall be the last time."</p>
+
+<p>"What's that to do with me?" retorted Doffen
+coldly.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral began to feel in his element; here at
+last was a man who could stand up to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Can't you see she's like a young palm? Haven't
+you got a spice of feeling in you, man?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's my business, Admiral."</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral stopped short. He was on the point
+of bringing out his own favourite retort: "Mind your
+own business," and here was this fellow taking the<a class="pagenum" name="Page_295" id="Page_295" title="[Pg 295]"></a>
+very words out of his mouth. He went out of the
+room without a word.</p>
+
+<p>Several times after that the Admiral launched his
+attacks at the new clerk, but invariably got as good
+as he gave. More than that, Doffen would even take
+the offensive himself.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think you're doing with these two
+hulks of yours, Admiral, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hulks?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, these two old wooden arks. The skippers
+go floundering about like hunted cockroaches at sea,
+and the ships themselves go pottering from pillar to
+post; it's high time you got some system into the
+business."</p>
+
+<p>"You mind your own business, please," said the
+Admiral, rapping on the desk. But at that the other
+let himself go in his barbarous dialect, like a gramophone:</p>
+
+<p>"It is my business, and as long as I'm stuck here on
+this spindle-shanked contrivance of a stool I'll say
+what I think. Take me for a dumb beast, do you?
+Not me! It'll take more than you know to stop me
+talking. We're used to rough weather where I come
+from."</p>
+
+<p>And Doffen went on in the same strain long after
+the Admiral had got out of the room. The Admiral
+himself, however, listened with delight from the other
+side of the door, as Doffen thumped his desk again and
+again, still in the full torrent of speech. It was worth
+while going to the office now. No more sitting glowering
+at a servile, stooping-shouldered little scrap of a
+man, who scribbled away for dear life and shrank in
+terror every time he entered. Now he would generally
+find the room in a thick haze of tobacco smoke so that<a class="pagenum" name="Page_296" id="Page_296" title="[Pg 296]"></a>
+he himself could scarcely breathe. Doffen's pipe was
+rarely out of his mouth. Several times the Admiral
+had invited him, in well-chosen words, to take his
+beastly pipe to a hotter place, but only to be met
+with the retort that it might be as well, seeing there
+was never a box of matches here when a man wanted
+a light. The Admiral came more and more often to
+the office now. Here at least he could be sure of
+getting a fair go at any time, for Doffen was always
+open for a game.</p>
+
+<p>After a while a tone of jovial roughness grew up
+between the two of them, and authority was relegated
+to the background, exactly as Doffen wished.</p>
+
+<p>Altogether there was every prospect of an idyllic
+understanding between the two parties, until one day
+Doffen fell in love, over head and ears in love beyond
+recall.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess had captivated him completely. If
+she chanced to come into the office for a stamp, or to
+deliver a letter, his heart would start hammering like
+a riveting machine.</p>
+
+<p>His brain was so confused he hardly knew what he
+was doing. He would lie awake at nights in a torment
+of hatred against the Endresen and Karsten boys,
+who were rivals for her favour. And, after all, who
+was better fitted than he? Had he not got the
+Admiral's papers into proper order? Had he not
+managed to knock the old porpoise himself into shape,
+till he was grown docile and tractable as a tame
+rabbit?</p>
+
+<p>The Princess smiled on Doffen as she smiled on
+everyone, and each of course fancied himself specially
+favoured. Even old Consul Endresen brightened up
+at the sight of her, and was always ready to stop for a<a class="pagenum" name="Page_297" id="Page_297" title="[Pg 297]"></a>
+chat; he would draw himself up and endeavour to
+play the gallant cavalier. He had been a widower
+now for many years, and it was commonly believed
+that he was not unwilling to enter once more into the
+bonds of holy matrimony, should a favourable opportunity
+occur.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral growled fiercely whenever Baby was
+out, and Missa wept and wrung her hands over the
+young ladies of the present day&mdash;particularly in this
+barbarous country.</p>
+
+<p>Paying attentions? It was one continual paying
+of attentions all day long. The young men of the
+place were sick with longing when she was not to be
+seen, and Doffen suffered most, having occasion to
+see her every day. To make matters worse, she had
+taken to coming into the office more frequently of
+late, and would perch herself up on her father's high
+stool. There she would sit and gossip with him for
+half an hour at a time. Six times a week at least
+Doffen was in the seventh heaven of delight. She
+asked him questions about everything under the sun,
+consulting him on every imaginable subject. And
+then she would thank him with one of those wonderful
+smiles, and a look from those dark eyes of hers&mdash;oh,
+it was beyond all bearing.</p>
+
+<p>Doffen pondered long and deep, seeking some way
+of coming to the point.</p>
+
+<p>He must not let the others get there before him, and
+he decided on a <i lang="fr">coup de main</i>, which, as he had read
+in the life of Napoleon, was the proper way to win a
+battle. He would go directly to the Admiral himself.</p>
+
+<p>One morning, then, the Admiral came into the
+office, looked long and attentively at Doffen, and
+finally said:</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_298" id="Page_298" title="[Pg 298]"></a>
+"What's the matter with you, man? You're
+getting to look like a plucked goose, for all the sign
+of life in you!" And he jumped up on his stool.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a dog's life being a man," declared Doffen
+sententiously.</p>
+
+<p>"You find it easier, no doubt, to be a monkey,"
+said the Admiral.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, anyway, I'd be a sort of relative of yours,"
+said Doffen. "And it's as well to be on good terms
+with the devil, they say."</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral laughed. This was a bad sign.</p>
+
+<p>Ugh! So Doffen was going to be funny, and make
+jokes. That sort of polite conversation was a thing
+the Admiral detested; it was blank tomfoolery; soup
+without salt.</p>
+
+<p>No; what he enjoyed was proper high temper on
+both sides like a couple of flints striking sparks. Anything
+short of that made life a washy, milk-and-watery
+dreariness. And most people, according to his
+opinion, were just a set of slack-kneed molly-coddles
+that sheered off at the first encounter. Devil take
+their measly souls! When he did happen to meet
+with a fellow-citizen who could get into a proper
+towering passion, he felt like falling on his neck out
+of sheer gratitude and admiration. Here, at last, was
+a <em>man</em>! Women he placed in a separate category:
+they were "fellow-creatures," just as rabbits, for
+instance, whose chief business in life was to have
+young ones.</p>
+
+<p>Doffen, then, ought to have realised that the
+moment was not opportune for a <i lang="fr">coup de main</i>. He
+had, however, only the day before, seen the Princess
+out for a long walk with young Endresen, and he felt
+he must act promptly, so he went on:</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_299" id="Page_299" title="[Pg 299]"></a>
+"You could make a happy man of me, Admiral!"</p>
+
+<p>"You're happy enough as it is, man."</p>
+
+<p>"No, not quite. There's one thing wanting."</p>
+
+<p>"And what's that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your daughter&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Hey? Are you off your head?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your daughter," repeated Doffen. "I'd be a
+good husband to her, and a proper son-in-law to
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll give you son-in-law!" roared the Admiral,
+and, picking up the big Directory, he sent it full at
+Doffen's chest; the latter, taken by surprise, came
+tumbling down from his stool, and fell against the wood-box
+in the corner.</p>
+
+<p>"You miserable nincompoop!" snorted the
+Admiral, as he rushed out of the room.</p>
+
+<p>Doffen lay in the corner by the wood-box, groaning
+pitifully. The noise had been heard all over the
+house, and the Princess came rushing in to see what
+was the matter<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span></p>
+
+<p>"Are you ill, Eriksen?" she asked, taking his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I think I must be dying," he said, touching
+his chest.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no," said she. "It's not so bad as all that."</p>
+
+<p>"And if so, I shall have died for you."</p>
+
+<p>"Let me help you up on the sofa, now, and I'll fetch
+you a glass of water."</p>
+
+<p>With her support he limped across to the sofa.</p>
+
+<p>"Better now?" she asked, handing him the glass
+of water.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm so fond of you," said he, and tried to take
+her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, do stop that nonsense!" said she, with a
+laugh.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_300" id="Page_300" title="[Pg 300]"></a>
+"Stop? How can I stop when I love you as deeply
+as ... as ..." he paused, unable to find a sufficiently
+powerful expression, then suddenly the inspiration
+came, and, raising himself on his elbow, he went
+on&mdash;"as deeply as is possible <em>in this line of business</em>!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no, really; you can talk about this another
+time, you know. Come along now, Eriksen, pull
+yourself together and be a man."</p>
+
+<p>"Then it's not a final refusal&mdash;not a harsh and cruel
+'no' such as your father flung at me just now&mdash;with
+that heavy book? Say it's not that!"</p>
+
+<p>But she was gone.</p>
+
+<p>Doffen lay back on the sofa once more, closed his
+eyes, and thought of her. At last he fell asleep, and
+lay there, never noticing when the Admiral peeped in
+through the door, "to see if the carcass was still
+alive." The sound of Doffen's snoring, however,
+reassured him, and he went away again, contented
+and relieved.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess sat in her room, highly amused with
+the thought of her latest admirer. What a funny
+creature he was! She rather liked him really, for all
+that; he was always so willing and kind, and if one's
+ardent worshippers themselves agree to be reduced to
+the status of "just friends," why, it may be very
+handy at times to have them in reserve. No, she
+would not quarrel with Eriksen, because of this, not
+at all.</p>
+
+<p>But, to tell the truth, it was getting quite a nuisance
+with all these admirers. Everyone of them was always
+wanting to meet her and go for a walk with her, and
+talk of love! Oh, she was so utterly weary of them
+all. These simpletons who imagined she was going
+to settle down and stay in this little place all her life!</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_301" id="Page_301" title="[Pg 301]"></a>
+Heavens alive, what an existence! No, thank you,
+not if she knew it!</p>
+
+<p>It was annoying, in this frame of mind, to recollect
+that she promised Endresen junior to meet him at
+twelve o'clock by the big pond in the park. Still, a
+promise was a promise; she would have to go.</p>
+
+<p>And lo, he came up with a huge bouquet of pale
+yellow roses, her favourite flower, as he knew, tied
+round with a piece of thin red ribbon.</p>
+
+<p>"When the roses are faded, you can take the ribbon
+and bind me with it," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"When the roses have faded? Oh, but that won't
+be for a long time yet&mdash;thank goodness." And she
+laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, so much the better; you can tie me up at
+once."</p>
+
+<p>"But suppose I don't want to?"</p>
+
+<p>"Then I'll die, Baby. Go off and shoot myself, or
+drown myself."</p>
+
+<p>"Drown yourself? Oh, do it now. I'll bet anything
+you wouldn't dare."</p>
+
+<p>"I assure you I mean it," he said, placing one hand
+on his heart.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, let me see what sort of a man you are,
+Endresen. Walk round the edge of the pond here
+five times&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And what then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Then&mdash;oh, then you shall have&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes?"</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;My sincere admiration, let us say. That'll do to
+go on with." And she smiled mischievously.</p>
+
+<p>He jumped up on to the narrow stone edging of the
+pond and began balancing his way carefully along,
+the Princess walking by his side, counting the rounds.<a class="pagenum" name="Page_302" id="Page_302" title="[Pg 302]"></a>
+One&mdash;two&mdash;three&mdash;four times round. "One more,
+and you've done it," she said encouragingly.</p>
+
+<p>"And then I've won your hand, haven't I?" he
+cried.</p>
+
+<p>"Once more round, and&mdash;we'll think about it.
+Now, last lap!"</p>
+
+<p>He stepped cautiously along, and was nearing the
+end of the fifth round, when all of a sudden she jumped
+up and gave him a push that sent him into the water
+up to his waist.</p>
+
+<p>"No, that's not fair, Baby. I won."</p>
+
+<p>She danced up and down, clapping her hands and
+laughing delightedly.</p>
+
+<p>"Adieu, Endresen! my sincere admiration. It was
+splendid! But I don't think I'll walk home with you
+now, or people might think you'd been drowning
+yourself for my sake." And she ran off. Coming
+through the town she encountered old Consul Endresen,
+who stopped, as usual, to talk to her.</p>
+
+<p>"You're looking younger than ever, Consul," said
+the Princess.</p>
+
+<p>"Am I, though? Oh, you know how to get at an
+old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are! Looking
+younger than ever, eh&mdash;and I'm sixty-seven to-day,"
+which, by the way, was three years less than the
+truth.</p>
+
+<p>"To-day? Oh, then I must wish you many happy
+returns&mdash;and here, let me give you these flowers."</p>
+
+<p>He stopped in surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dearest child, you don't mean it, surely?
+These flowers, these charming roses, they were for
+somebody else now, I'm sure."</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit of it&mdash;they're for you."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, then, since you are pleased to command, I<a class="pagenum" name="Page_303" id="Page_303" title="[Pg 303]"></a>
+bow&mdash;and many thanks." And, bowing deeply, he
+took her hand and kissed it.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess hurried homeward, laughing at the
+face of young Endresen when his father appeared with
+the flowers.</p>
+
+<p>While all this was going on, Karsten junior was
+sitting deep in thought as to whether he ought not to
+propose to the Princess himself. He had sounded
+his father on the subject, and the latter had made no
+positive objection to the match. True, it was not
+altogether <i lang="fr">comme il faut</i>, but still, it might be passed
+over&mdash;though he certainly considered the old man
+intolerable.</p>
+
+<p>Karsten junior was not much of a speaker, and
+determined, therefore, to write instead. But he found
+this, too, a ticklish business. He had never "operated
+in that market" before, and was altogether unacquainted
+with the article known as love. The opening
+phrase of the contemplated letter was a stumbling-block
+to begin with. Should he write "Miss," or
+"Miss Baby," or "Dear Miss Baby"&mdash;or even straight
+out, "Dear Baby"&mdash;but no, he must do the thing
+correctly in due form. The house of Karsten was an
+old-established firm, and he must make this evident.</p>
+
+<p>He decided at last for "Miss" simply.</p>
+
+<p>"Referring to our conversation of 7th inst., I
+hereby beg to inform you ..." etc.</p>
+
+<p>He wrote on his sister's ivory paper, put the letter
+neatly in an envelope, and sent it off.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess laughed when she got the letter. She
+read it aloud to herself, and exclaimed with conviction:
+"What a fool!"</p>
+
+<p>Altogether it had been a day of amusing experiences
+for the Princess, but there was more to come. Yet<a class="pagenum" name="Page_304" id="Page_304" title="[Pg 304]"></a>
+another letter arrived, that filled her with unbounded
+astonishment. It ran as follows:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My dear little Friend</span>,&mdash;Do not be startled
+at receiving these lines from an old man. George
+Sand was once asked when a woman ceased to love,
+and she answered, Never. But if I were asked now,
+when a man ceases to love, I should answer, for my
+own part, I no longer love, I only admire and worship.
+You will, I am sure, have realised, little friend, that
+it is you I worship, your talents, your beauty, your
+goodness of heart and brilliant spirit. What can I
+offer you? A faithful protector, a good home, in
+peace and harmony.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"Think this over now, think well and wisely, and
+keep what I have said a secret between ourselves.
+Whatever you may do, whichever way your life may
+turn, your happiness will be my greatest wish.&mdash;Affectionately
+yours,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">C. Endresen, Sen</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This time she did not laugh, but took a match and
+burned the letter in the stove.</p>
+
+<p>"This must be the end," she murmured to herself.
+"I won't stay here any longer with all these ridiculous
+men." She thought and pondered for several days
+until the Admiral came in one day and said he was
+going away for a week or so on business. In a moment
+her plan was made. She said nothing to him of what
+was in her mind; he would never have understood, and
+it would have made no end of trouble all round.</p>
+
+<p>But she would take Missa into her confidence. Missa
+had been a mother to her from the moment she realised
+she was living in this world; she would tell her all.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_305" id="Page_305" title="[Pg 305]"></a>
+"Missa," she said, throwing her arms round her
+neck, "I can't stand this any longer."</p>
+
+<p>"There, there now; what is it, child?"</p>
+
+<p>"I can't bear to live in this dreadful place. I must
+get away somehow."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh dear, dear! it's just what I think. A dreadful
+place."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, there you are. And we'll go away, Missa,
+you and I, out into the beautiful wide world."</p>
+
+<p>"But for Heaven's sake, what about your father?"</p>
+
+<p>"Father mustn't know about it. We'll just go off
+by ourselves&mdash;run away, Missa dear."</p>
+
+<p>"Run away! God bless me no, child! The
+Admiral...."</p>
+
+<p>The Princess begged and prayed, using all her powers
+of persuasion and caresses, until Missa was gradually
+stripped of all arguments to the contrary, and finally
+rose to her feet.</p>
+
+<p>"But, Baby dear, how shall we make our living?"</p>
+
+<p>But at that the Princess jumped up and began
+dancing wildly around.</p>
+
+<p>"Missa, I'll dance&mdash;dance for all the world; make
+them wild with delight, till they throw themselves at
+my feet. Missa, don't you understand, can't you
+imagine ... oh, Missa, if you only knew.... But
+you shall see, you shall see for yourself...."</p>
+
+<p>She sank down on the sofa, sobbing violently.</p>
+
+<p>Next day the Princess went down to the office.</p>
+
+<p>Doffen was now completely himself again after the
+Admiral's very effective "refusal."</p>
+
+<p>He beamed like the sun when the Princess came in,
+made her a deep bow and said: "At your service,
+Miss&mdash;at your service, he, he!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, so you're still alive, Eriksen?"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_306" id="Page_306" title="[Pg 306]"></a>
+"Alive! The sight of you would have wakened
+me from the dead!"</p>
+
+<p>"Eriksen, will you do me a favour?"</p>
+
+<p>"Will I? Anything, Miss, anything a man can do."</p>
+
+<p>"I want a thousand pounds."</p>
+
+<p>Eriksen slid down from his stool.</p>
+
+<p>"<em>A thousand&mdash;pounds!</em> Heaven preserve us!
+A thousand! I haven't more than seven-and-six on
+me.</p>
+
+<p>"But father has."</p>
+
+<p>"The Admiral! Yes, of course, he has; and more.
+But that's not mine. Da&mdash;" he checked himself,
+recollecting it was not the Admiral to whom he was
+speaking&mdash;"dear me, you wouldn't have me steal his
+money?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, all you need do is to let me have the key."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, my dear young lady, no<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span> It would never
+do.</p>
+
+<p>"But it's only drawing a little in advance&mdash;on my
+inheritance, Eriksen, you know. That's all it is."</p>
+
+<p>He stood reflecting quite a while.</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;what on earth do you want all that money
+for?"</p>
+
+<p>She took his hand, and he trembled with emotion.</p>
+
+<p>"Eriksen, you're my friend, aren't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Heaven knows I am, Miss."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm going out into the wide world&mdash;to
+dance."</p>
+
+<p>"But, heavens alive&mdash;that makes it worse than
+ever! The Admiral, he surely isn't going off dancing
+as well?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; Missa's coming with me. We leave to-morrow,
+for Paris, Eriksen&mdash;London&mdash;New York&mdash;oh, ever so
+far!"</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_307" id="Page_307" title="[Pg 307]"></a>
+"But&mdash;but then, I shall never see you again."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed you shall, Eriksen; I'll send you tickets,
+a whole box all to yourself, for my performance in
+Paris. Just fancy, a box at the theatre all to yourself.
+And you must pay me a thousand pounds for it
+now."</p>
+
+<p>"But the Admiral&mdash;the Admiral! I might just as
+well give myself up and go to jail."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't talk nonsense, Eriksen! Are you my
+friend or are you not?"</p>
+
+<p>The Princess got her thousand. And Eriksen duly
+entered in his cash book:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"By
+cash advanced to Miss Baby on account, as
+per receipt number 325, £1000."</p></div>
+
+<p>And the Princess on her part solemnly signed for the
+money:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"Received cash in advance on account of expected
+inheritance, £1000&mdash;one thousand pounds."</p></div>
+
+<p>Doffen spent the evening helping Missa and the
+Princess with their packing.</p>
+
+<p>She promised to write and let him know how she
+got on, and gave him a photo of herself at parting,
+with the inscription: "To my true friend Doffen,
+from Baby."</p>
+
+<p>Doffen kept it near his heart.</p>
+
+<p>Missa gave him her photo too, but that he quietly
+put away in a back pocket.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning he went down to the quay to see
+them off. The Princess stood at the stern of the
+ship, and waved to him. He was proud to think<a class="pagenum" name="Page_308" id="Page_308" title="[Pg 308]"></a>
+that he was the only one she waved to, he was the
+one to receive her farewell smile. And so the Princess
+set out into the wide world.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>When the Admiral returned he found the following
+letter awaiting him:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Dear Father</span>,&mdash;Missa and I have decided to go
+for a little trip to Paris, possibly also London, New
+York, San Francisco, etc. We couldn't stand it any
+longer, living in that old town of yours.</p>
+
+<p>"I have drawn £1000 from Eriksen; I hope you
+won't mind. I don't think we could really manage
+with less.</p>
+
+<p>"And, please, don't be nastier than usual to Eriksen
+about it. I made him do it.</p>
+
+<p class="b0">"So long, then, for the present, and take care of
+yourself. You shall hear from us when we get there.&mdash;Your
+own</p>
+
+<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">Baby</span>."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The Admiral grunted, got up and walked twice up
+and down the room; then, muttering to himself,
+"All right," he put the letter in the stove.</p>
+
+<p>When the Admiral came down to the office, Doffen
+was inclined to be somewhat shaky about the knees.
+He pulled himself together, however, and, bearing in
+mind the example of Napoleon, took the offensive at
+once.</p>
+
+<p>"Your daughter's gone away, Admiral!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, go to&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Thanks. I don't think I will. I'm very comfortable
+where I am."</p>
+
+<p>"You're a fool."</p>
+
+<p>"There's bigger fools about."</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_309" id="Page_309" title="[Pg 309]"></a>
+"Why didn't you give her two thousand?"</p>
+
+<p>"She'd have had five thousand."</p>
+
+<p>"You've no idea what it costs to go travelling
+about. A miserable stay-at-home like you."</p>
+
+<p>At this Doffen grew angry in earnest, and slammed
+down the lid of his desk, making the ink-stands fairly
+dance.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, of all the.... First of all I do my very
+utmost to save you from being ruined by your illegitimate
+offspring, then I manage to get her away in a
+decent, respectable manner&mdash;you ought to be thoroughly
+ashamed of yourself, if you ask me."</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral looked round as if in search of something.</p>
+
+<p>"What the devil have you done with that
+Directory?" he said at last.</p>
+
+<p>"Oho! Perhaps you'd like to be had up for another
+attempted manslaughter, what?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit of it. But there's a reward for extermination
+of rats and other mischievous beasts."</p>
+
+<p>Here the discussion was interrupted by the entrance
+of Ferryman Arne, who just looked in to ask if the
+Admiral hadn't an old pair of breeches to give away,
+as the seat was all out of the ones he was wearing.
+The Admiral never refused. He went to a wardrobe,
+routed out an old pair and gave them to Arne. The
+latter examined them carefully, front and back, but
+instead of saying thank you, he rudely declared that if
+the Admiral wanted to give a poor man something to
+wear, he might at least give him something that
+wasn't falling to bits already.</p>
+
+<p>This led to a most satisfactory battle-royal between
+Arne and the Admiral, each trying to outdo the
+other in lurid pigeon-English&mdash;a tongue which both of<a class="pagenum" name="Page_310" id="Page_310" title="[Pg 310]"></a>
+them spoke fluently, Arne having been twelve years
+in the China Seas.</p>
+
+<p>And in the end the Admiral presented Arne with
+two brand-new pairs of trousers and a pound in cash.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>The years passed by. Doffen stayed on in the office,
+and became indispensable as time went on. He and
+the Admiral made a pair. And whenever the conversation
+languished towards the milk-and-watery, Ferryman
+Arne would come and lend a hand.</p>
+
+<p>The Princess roamed far and wide about the world.
+She sent home newspapers, wherein they read that
+she was performing at this or that great city, with
+thousands of admirers at her tiny feet.</p>
+
+<p>The Admiral read it all without the slightest token
+of surprise, his only comment being: "All right,
+that's her business." But when one day he received
+a card bearing the inscription, "Countess Montfalca,"
+surmounted by a coronet, he spat, and remarked to
+Doffen:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, after all, there's nothing surprising in that,
+seeing her mother was a queen."</p>
+
+
+
+<hr class="chapbreak" />
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_311" id="Page_311" title="[Pg 311]"></a></p>
+<h2><a name="XXI" id="XXI"></a>XXI<br />
+DIRRIK</h2>
+
+
+<p>The first time I met him was in 1867, on board
+the schooner <i>Jenny</i> of Svelvik. The skipper
+was an uncle of mine, and had taken me
+along as odd boy for a summer cruise. And Ole
+Didriksen, or Dirrik, as we called him, was first hand
+on board.</p>
+
+<p>We had taken in a cargo of pit props at Drammen,
+and came down the fjord with a light northerly breeze.
+A little way out the wind dropped altogether and the
+<i>Jenny</i> lay drifting idly under a blazing sun.</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik sounded the well, and declared that "the
+old swine was leaking like a sieve."&mdash;"Nonsense!"
+said the skipper. "Why, it's not more than three
+years since her last overhaul."&mdash;"Maybe," said Dirrik,
+"but she's powerful old."&mdash;"Old she may be&mdash;built
+in '32&mdash;and I won't say but she's a trifle groggy about
+the ribs; still, she's good for this bit of a run. And
+summer weather and all."</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik tried again. "Twenty-two inches," he said,
+and looked inquiringly at the skipper. "Well, then,
+you two men get the boat and go ashore for a few sacks
+of caulking. There's plenty of ant-heaps up in the
+wood there."</p>
+
+<p>I was ready to burst with pride at finding myself
+thus bracketed with Dirrik as a "man." I felt<a class="pagenum" name="Page_312" id="Page_312" title="[Pg 312]"></a>
+myself a sailor already, and would not have bartered
+the title for that of a Consul-General or Secretary of
+State.</p>
+
+<p>But the ant-heaps puzzled me. I could see no connection
+between ant-heaps in a wood on shore and the
+caulking of a leaky schooner. However, the first
+duty of man at sea is to obey the orders of the supreme
+power on board, <i>i.e.</i> the skipper; I curbed my curiosity,
+then, for the time, and waited till we were a few
+lengths away from the ship.</p>
+
+<p>"Ant-heaps?" said Dirrik. "Why, 'tis the only
+way to do with a leaky old tub like that. We dig 'em
+up, d'ye see, pine needles and all, and drag a caseful
+round her sides and down towards her keel, and she
+sucks it all up in her seams, ants and needles and bits
+of twigs, and the whole boiling, and that's the finest
+caulking you can get!"</p>
+
+<p>"Queer sort of caulking," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"There's queerer things than that, lad, when a
+vessel gets that old. It's the same like with human
+beings. Some of them keeps sound and fit, and others
+go rotten and mouldy and drink like hogs&mdash;but they
+often live the longest for all that!"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think we'll ever get her across to England,
+Dirrik?"</p>
+
+<p>"Get her across? Why, what are you thinking
+of? She's never had so much as a copper nail put
+in these last thirty years, but she'll sail for all that.
+Run all heeled over on one side, she will, and squirming
+and screeching like a sea-serpent."</p>
+
+<p>"She looks a bit cranky, anyway," I ventured.</p>
+
+<p>"Warped and gaping. But still she'll do the trip
+for all that."</p>
+
+<p>We reached the shore, and Dirrik ordered me up<a class="pagenum" name="Page_313" id="Page_313" title="[Pg 313]"></a>
+into the wood to fill the sacks, while he just ran up to
+old Iversen, the pilot, for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>I managed, not without some difficulty, to get the
+boat loaded up, but it was a full half-hour before Dirrik
+appeared.</p>
+
+<p>At last he came strolling down, in company with a
+pretty, buxom girl. "This is my young lady, an' her
+name's Margine," said Dirrik, and pointing to me:
+"Our new hand on board."&mdash;"Well, see you make a
+nice trip," said Margine, "and come back again soon."</p>
+
+<p>We caulked the <i>Jenny</i> as per instructions, and got
+her taut as a bottle. "Ants, they trundles off sharp,
+all they know, into the holes for safety," Dirrik explained,
+"and take along the pine needles with 'em."</p>
+
+<p>A fresh northerly wind took us well out into the
+North Sea; then, a few days later, we lay becalmed
+on the Dogger. An English fishing vessel sent a boat
+aboard of us, trading fresh cod for a couple of bottles
+of gin. Looking through the skylight I saw the old
+man quietly making up the two bottles from one, by
+the simple process of adding water to fill up. Rank
+swindling it seemed to me, but he explained afterwards
+that it was "our way of keeping down drunkenness,
+my boy."</p>
+
+<p>Eight days out from Drammen we put in to Seaham
+Harbour. Half our cargo under deck was sodden
+through, for we'd three feet of water in the hold all
+the voyage, despite the patent caulking.</p>
+
+<p>"Get it worse going home," said Dirrik. "We're
+taking small coal to Drobak."</p>
+
+<p>A few hours later we were getting in our cargo,
+and soon the <i>Jenny</i> was loaded almost to the waterline
+with smalls. We were just about to batten down
+the hatches, when the skipper came along and told<a class="pagenum" name="Page_314" id="Page_314" title="[Pg 314]"></a>
+us to wait, there was some Government stuff still to
+come.</p>
+
+<p>Down the quay trundled a heavy railway waggon
+with two pieces of cannon, and before we had properly
+time to wonder at the sight, the crane had taken hold,
+the guns swung high in the air above the quay, and&mdash;one,
+two, three&mdash;down they came into the main
+hatchway all among the coals<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span></p>
+
+<p>The schooner gave a sort of gasp as the crane let go,
+and I thought for a moment we had broken her back.
+She went several inches lower in the water, till the
+chain bolts were awash, and the scuppers clear by no
+more than a hair's breadth.</p>
+
+<p>"This looks dangerous," I said to the skipper
+cautiously, as he stood by the side.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, what are you afraid of?"</p>
+
+<p>"My life," was all I found to answer.</p>
+
+<p>"And a lot to be afraid of in that!" said he, spitting
+several yards out into the dock. "The guns are for
+the fort at Oskarsborg, and it isn't every voyage I can
+make fifteen pounds over a couple of fellows like
+that."</p>
+
+<p>We set off on our homeward voyage. Fortunately,
+our protecting ants still kept to their places in the
+leaks, or there would have been an end of us, and the
+guns as well. The skipper was ill, and stuck to his
+berth the whole way home. The night before we left
+Seaham Harbour he had been to a crab-supper ashore
+at the ship-chandler's, and what with stewed crabs
+and ginger beer, the feast had "upset all his innards,"
+as he put it.</p>
+
+<p>We got into trouble rounding the Ness. Dirrik was
+at the helm, and hailed the skipper to ask if we hadn't
+better shorten sail.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_315" id="Page_315" title="[Pg 315]"></a>
+"Nonsense!" said the old man. "It's summer
+weather&mdash;keep all standing till she's clear." The
+rigging sang, and the water was flung in showers over
+the deck.</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik ran her up into the wind as well as he could,
+but was afraid of going about. Then: Crack! from
+aloft, and crack! went the jibboom, and the flying
+jib was off and away to leeward like a bat. The
+skipper thrust up his head to take in the situation.</p>
+
+<p>"Got her clear?" he asked. "Ay," says Dirrik
+calmly, "clear enough, and all we've got to do now is
+pull in the rags that's left, and paddle home as best
+we can."</p>
+
+<p>We were not a pretty sight when we made Drobak,
+but the guns were landed safely, and that was the main
+thing.</p>
+
+<hr class="tb" />
+
+<p>After that, I saw no more of Dirrik till I met him at
+the Seaman's School in Piperviken in 1872.</p>
+
+<p>There were three of us chums there: Rudolf, a
+great big giant of eighteen, with fair curly hair and
+smiling blue eyes. A good fellow was Rudolf, but
+uncommonly powerful and always ready to get to
+hand grips with anyone if they contradicted him.</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik was fifteen years our senior at least. He had
+been twenty years at sea already, and reckoned the
+pair of us as "boys."</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik had never got beyond the rank of "first-hand"
+on board; it was always this miserable exam
+that stood in his way. It was his highest ambition
+to pass for mate, and then perhaps some day, with luck,
+get a skipper's berth on some antiquated hulk along
+the coast. But Dirrik was unfortunate. It counted
+for nothing here that he had been several times round<a class="pagenum" name="Page_316" id="Page_316" title="[Pg 316]"></a>
+the Horn, and received a silver knife from the Dutch
+Government for going overboard in a gale, with a line
+round his waist, to rescue three Dutchmen whose boat
+was capsizing on the Dogger.</p>
+
+<p>It was as much as he could do to write. I can still
+see his rugged fingers, misshapen after years of rough
+work at sea, gripping the penholder convulsively, as
+if it had been a marlin-spike, and screwing his mouth
+up, now to one side, now to the other, as he painfully
+scrawled some entry in the "log."</p>
+
+<p>"No need to look as if you were going to have a
+tooth out," said Rudolf.</p>
+
+<p>"I'd rather be lying out on Jan Mayen, shooting
+seal in forty degrees of frost," said Dirrik, wiping his
+brow.</p>
+
+<p>"Devil take me, but I've half a mind to ship for
+the Arctic myself next spring," said Rudolf.</p>
+
+<p>"Got to get through with this first," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, that's true," said Dirrik. "I've been up
+four times now, and if I don't pass this time, my girl
+won't wait any longer."</p>
+
+<p>"Girl?" said Rudolf, with sudden interest.</p>
+
+<p>"Margine Iversen's her name. We've been promised
+now eleven years, and we <em>must</em> get married
+this spring."</p>
+
+<p>"Must, eh?" said I.</p>
+
+<p>"He's been drawing in advance, what!" said
+Rudolf, nudging me in the ribs.</p>
+
+<p>"No more of that, lads," said Dirrik. "Womenfolk,
+they've their own art of navigation, and I know
+more about it than you've any call to do at your
+age."</p>
+
+<p>Just then Captain Wille, the principal of the school,
+came up.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_317" id="Page_317" title="[Pg 317]"></a>
+"Well, boys, how goes it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nicely, thank ye, Captain," answered Dirrik.
+"But this 'ere blamed azimuth's a hard nut to crack."
+Dirrik wiped the sweat from his brow with a blue-checked
+handkerchief, and blew his nose with startling
+violence. "You won't need a foghorn next time you
+get on board," said Wille slyly.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, though, Captain," said Rudolf, "we must
+get old Dirrik through somehow. If he doesn't pass
+this time, he'll be all adrift."</p>
+
+<p>"Oho!" said the Captain, smiling all over his kindly
+face. "And how's that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, he's got to get married this spring, whether
+he wants to or no."</p>
+
+<p>"But he doesn't need that certificate to get
+married."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, but I do, though, Captain," said Dirrik
+earnestly. "For look you, navigation's badly needed
+in these waters, and I'll sure come to grief without."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, then, we must do what we can to get you
+through," said Wille. And, seating himself beside
+Dirrik, he began to explain the mysteries of sine, cosine
+and tangent.</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik sat with all his mental nerves strained taut
+as the topmast shrouds in a storm. But the more
+he listened to Wille's explanations the more incomprehensible
+he seemed to find the noble art and science of navigation.</p>
+
+<p>Presently Lt. Knap, the second master, came up,
+and relieved Captain Wille at his task. Knap was
+quite young in those days, an excitable fellow with a
+sharp nose that gave him an air of self-importance.
+But a splendid teacher, that he was. I can still hear
+his voice, after vain attempts to ram something into<a class="pagenum" name="Page_318" id="Page_318" title="[Pg 318]"></a>
+Dirrik's thick head: "But, damnation take it, man,
+I don't believe you understand a word!"</p>
+
+<p>No, Dirrik didn't understand a word, or, at any rate,
+very little. One thing he did know, however, and that
+was, if a man can take his meridian and mark out his
+course on the chart, he can find his way anywhere on
+the high seas.</p>
+
+<p>"All this rigmarole about azimuths and amplitudes
+and zeniths and moons and influence and tides, it's
+just invented to plague the life out of honest, seafaring
+folk." This heartfelt plaint of Dirrik's was
+received with loud applause by the rest of the school.
+Knap himself was as delighted as the rest, and sang
+out over our heads: "Well, you can be sure I'd be
+only too glad to leave out half of it, for it is all a man
+can do to knock the rest of it into your heads."</p>
+
+<p>Skipper Sartz, the third master, was a very old and
+very slow, but a thorough-going old salt, who would
+rather spin us a yarn at any time than bother about
+navigation. We learned very little of that from him,
+and he was generally regarded more as a comrade than
+as a master. Rudolf supplied him with tobacco, free
+of charge, to smoke in lesson-time, so there was no very
+strict discipline during those hours. It was a trick
+of Rudolf's, I remember, when Sartz was going through
+lessons with him, to get hold of a ruler in his left hand
+and draw it gently up and down the tutor's back.
+Sartz would think it was me, and swing round suddenly
+to let off a volley, ending up as a rule with a
+recommendation to us generally to "give over these
+etcetera etcetera tricks, and try and behave as young
+gentlemen should."</p>
+
+<p>At last the great day came when Dirrik was to go up
+for his exam. K. G. Smith&mdash;he's an admiral now&mdash;was<a class="pagenum" name="Page_319" id="Page_319" title="[Pg 319]"></a>
+the examiner. All of us, teachers included, were
+fond of Dirrik, and would have been sorry to see him
+fail again.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if I do get through this time," said Dirrik,
+smiling all over his cheery face, "I'll stand treat all
+round so the mess won't forget it for a week."</p>
+
+<p>And really I think he would rather have faced a
+four week's gale of the winter-north-Atlantic type, or
+undertaken to assassinate the Emperor of China, than
+march up to that examination table.</p>
+
+<p>When the time came for the viva voce, Rudolf
+and I could stand it no longer, we had to go in and
+listen.</p>
+
+<p>Never before or since have I seen such depths of
+despair on any human face<span class="corr" title="added: .">.</span> Poor Dirrik mopped his
+brow, and blew his nose, and we sat there, with serious
+faces, feeling as if we were watching some dear departed
+about to be lowered into the grave. I can safely say
+I have never experienced a more solemn or trying
+ceremony, not even when I, myself, was launched into
+the state of holy matrimony before the altar.</p>
+
+<p>The examiner sat bending over his work, entering
+something or other&mdash;of particular importance, to
+judge by the gravity of his looks.</p>
+
+<p>We heard only the scratching of his pen on the paper.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly the silence was broken by a curious hissing
+sound:</p>
+
+<p>"Fssst&mdash;fssst!" and then, a moment later, from
+the direction of the stove: "Sssss!"</p>
+
+<p>It was Rudolf, who had squirted out a jet of tobacco
+juice between his teeth over on to the stove in the
+corner. Both the censors looked up, and the examiner
+laid down his pen, flashing a fiery glance at Rudolf
+from under his bushy brows.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_320" id="Page_320" title="[Pg 320]"></a>
+"Pig!" said I, loud enough for the examiner to
+hear, and was rewarded with a nod of approval.</p>
+
+<p>This saved the situation, for if the old man had lost
+his temper, it would have been all up with Dirrik's
+exam.</p>
+
+<p>Rudolf sat staring before him, entirely unconcerned.</p>
+
+<p>At last they began. I can still see the examiner's
+close-cropped hair and bushy eyebrows.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir, can you tell me why a compass needle
+invariably points towards the north?"</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik had not understood a syllable, but felt he
+ought in common decency to make pretence of thinking
+it out for a bit, then he said:</p>
+
+<p>"Beg pardon, Captain, but would you mind reading
+out the question once again?"</p>
+
+<p>A faint, almost imperceptible smile passed over the
+Captain's face. The two old skippers, Olsen and
+Wleugel, sat solemn as owls. Dirrik looked at the
+examiner, then at the censor, and finally his glance
+rested on us, with an expression of helpless resignation.
+Rudolf nodded, and whispered "Cheer up," but Dirrik
+neither saw nor heard.</p>
+
+<p>"Compass," he murmured&mdash;"Compass needle&mdash;points&mdash;points...."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the examiner, "<em>why</em> does it always
+point to the north?"</p>
+
+<p>And suddenly Dirrik's face lit up with a flash of
+blessed inspiration:</p>
+
+<p>"Why," he said cheerfully, "I suppose it's <em>just a
+habit it's got</em>."</p>
+
+<p>This time the examiner could not help laughing, and
+the censors themselves seemed to thaw a little.</p>
+
+<p>"H'm," said the examiner. "Yes ... well, and
+suppose your compass needle happened to forget that<a class="pagenum" name="Page_321" id="Page_321" title="[Pg 321]"></a>
+little habit it's got, as may happen, for instance, when
+a vessel's loaded with iron&mdash;what would you do?"
+Evidently he was in a good humour now.</p>
+
+<p>"Sail by the sun and the watch," answered Dirrik
+promptly. He was wide awake now, and drew out as
+he spoke a big silver watch with a double case.</p>
+
+<p>"I've sailed by this fellow here from the Newfoundland
+Bank to Barrow in twelve days&mdash;it was with the
+barque <i>Himalaya</i>, of Holmestrand."</p>
+
+<p>"When was that?" asked the examiner.</p>
+
+<p>"Seven years ago come Christmas it was."</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik felt himself now master of the situation, and
+ran on gaily, as one thoroughly at ease.</p>
+
+<p>"It was blinding snow on the Banks that time.
+The skipper was down with inflammation of the lungs,
+and lay in his bunk delirious; we'd shipped some
+heavy seas, and got four stanchions broken, and the
+mate with four of his ribs bashed in, so he couldn't
+move. And as for the crew, the less said about them
+the better. We'd three niggers aboard and an Irishman,
+and a couple of drunken gentlemen that'd never
+been to sea before.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I had to sail and navigate and all. It was
+a gale that went on day after day, till you'd think the
+devil himself was hard at it with a bellows. But,
+luckily, I'd this old watch of mine, and she's better
+than any of your chronometers, for it's a sixteen-ruby
+watch&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Sixteen ruby&mdash;what's that?" asked the examiner
+with interest.</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik was proud as a peacock at the question;
+fancy the examiner having to ask <em>him</em>!</p>
+
+<p>"Why, it's this way. If you look inside an ordinary
+watch, you'll find it's either five rubies or ten, but it's<a class="pagenum" name="Page_322" id="Page_322" title="[Pg 322]"></a>
+very rarely you come across one with sixteen, and the
+more rubies you've got in a watch, the better she goes.
+Well, anyway, when the watch came round to noon
+midday, I'd take the run and check off our course,
+and that way I got to windward of her deviations and
+magnetic variations and all the tricks there are to a
+compass mostly. Then, of course, I'd to look to the
+log, and mark off each day's run on the chart."</p>
+
+<p>"Not so bad, not so bad," said the examiner, nodding
+to the skippers.</p>
+
+<p>"No, we did none so badly, and that's the truth.
+For we got into Barrow at high water twelve days'
+sail from the Banks. The Insurance Company wanted
+to give me a gold watch, but I said, 'No, thank you,
+if t'was all the same, I'd rather have it in cash,' so
+they sent me what they call a testimonial, and £15.
+And that was doing the handsome thing, for it was no
+more than my duty after all. As for the crowd of
+rapscallions we'd aboard, I gave them a pound a-piece
+for themselves&mdash;the poor devils had done what they
+could, though it was little enough."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you ever taken the sun's altitude with a
+sextant?"</p>
+
+<p>"Surely," said Dirrik. "Meridian and latitude and
+all the rest of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well ..." the examiner turned to the censors.
+"I think that ought to be enough...?" And the
+pair of them nodded approval.</p>
+
+<p>"Right! That will do." Dirrik was dismissed with
+a gesture, and, making his bow to each in turn, he
+hurried out as fast as he could.</p>
+
+<p>Next day one of the censors, Skipper Wleugel, came
+down to the school and informed us that Dirrik had
+passed, albeit with lowest possible marks.</p>
+
+<p><a class="pagenum" name="Page_323" id="Page_323" title="[Pg 323]"></a>
+Followed cheers for Dirrik, and cheers for the examiner,
+and cheers for Knap&mdash;the last-named happening
+to come out just at that moment, to see what all the
+noise was about. That evening Dirrik invited Rudolf
+and myself to the feast he had promised&mdash;great slabs of
+steak and heaps of onions, with beer and snaps <i lang="la">ad lib.</i>,
+and toddy and black cigars to top off with.</p>
+
+<p>And going home that night we knocked the stuffing
+out of five young students from the Academy, on the
+grounds that they lacked the higher education Dirrik
+now possessed. Altogether, it was a most successful
+evening.</p>
+
+<p>Dirrik went back home after that and married his
+Margine. Three months later he was the father of
+a bouncing boy, who was christened Sinus Knap
+Didriksen, in pious memory of his father's studies
+in the art of navigation and his teacher in the same.</p>
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+lovers, and her parents are developed with extraordinary
+power. The mediæval setting is marked by a picturesque
+realism, and the atmosphere of the time, with its strong
+passions and superstitious terrors, is reproduced in a most
+convincing way.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="w45" />
+
+<h2>THE LONG JOURNEY<br />
+FIRE AND ICE</h2>
+
+<p class="center">By JOHANNES V. JENSEN<br />
+<span class="smaller">Translated by A. G. CHATER</span></p>
+
+<ul class="center inline">
+<li class="italic">Crown 8vo</li>
+<li class="italic">Cloth</li>
+<li>7s. 6d. net</li></ul>
+
+<p>Johannes V. Jensen, whose work is new to English
+readers, was born in 1873 in Himmerland, the district of
+North Jutland which is richest in memories of the past.
+He has been recognised for the last thirty years as an
+independent force in Danish literature, where his production
+marks a revolt against the French influences
+prevalent at the close of the nineteenth century and a
+return to old Scandinavian motives, with a strong leaning
+towards the English school of imaginative writing. His
+work is full of a primitive force, which is combined with
+a power of lyrical description probably unsurpassed at
+the present day.</p>
+
+<p>In "The Long Journey" Johannes V. Jensen tells the
+story of the white man, in a series of romances or "myths,"
+of which the first are now presented in English.</p>
+
+<p>"Fire and Ice" is a story of adventure&mdash;the greatest
+adventure in the history of mankind&mdash;telling with vivid
+realism and much underlying humour how the white man
+became white and acquired the powers of self-reliance
+which made him master of the world.</p>
+
+<p>The story opens in the lost Paradise, where man steals
+fire from Heaven. Armed with it he challenges Nature
+and goes through the Ice Age, which sets the boundary
+between the white man and the savage. When the thaw
+comes there are two races on earth, and their first encounter
+brings the clash of drama.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="w45" />
+
+<h2>DOWNSTREAM</h2>
+
+<p class="center">By SIGFRID SIWERTZ<br />
+<span class="smaller">Translated by E. CLASSEN</span></p>
+
+<ul class="center inline">
+<li class="italic">Crown 8vo</li>
+<li class="italic">Cloth</li>
+<li>7s. 6d. net</li></ul>
+
+<p>This is the story of a family of brothers and sisters,
+the Selambs, neglected in childhood and left to grow
+up under chance influences. "Selambshof," the decayed
+family home, is in the neighbourhood of Stockholm, and
+the growth of the capital gives it an enhanced value
+which is not without its influence on the destinies of
+the family. The author has traced the adventures and
+development of these highly individualised Selambs in
+a way that makes this one of the most absorbing novels
+produced in recent years.</p>
+
+<p>Sigfrid Siwertz has rapidly come to the front among
+Swedish novelists, and this, his most important work to
+date, has firmly established him in the first rank.</p>
+
+
+<div class="trnote">
+<h2><a name="trcorrections" id="trcorrections"></a>Transcriber's corrections</h2>
+<ul>
+<li><a href="#TC_1">p. 74</a>: what the critics say. If[It] it's good, why, I give in; if</li>
+<li><a href="#TC_2">p. 90</a>: like that; no, we must get our[out] old friend Bianca to</li>
+<li><a href="#TC_3">p. 122</a>: better. Now, where's your[you] bill?"</li>
+<li><a href="#TC_4">p. 136</a>: "Mrs. Emilie Rantzau and daughter[daugher]: Knut G. Holm</li>
+<li><a href="#TC_5">p. 156</a>: on at the dance. Thor Smith nudged his friend surreptitiously[surreptitously]</li>
+<li><a href="#TC_6">p. 191</a>: From early morning the committee was[were] abroad,</li>
+<li><a href="#TC_7">p. 199</a>: Lacked neither meat nor[not] mirth,</li>
+<li><a href="#TC_8">p. 260</a>: this respect, counting as yet[get] not a single steamer. It</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+
+
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